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And while.
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Hi, I'm Gary.
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Welcome to Fladge Rants live today
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we discuss the occult.
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Now, there's some
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shady sketchy,
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dark connotations that go with the occult.
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But simply put, the occult means concealed from view,
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hidden or hidden or secret.
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But mostly you think of
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black magic, sorcery, witchcraft.
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Alister Crawley
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That. That.
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Ozzy Osborne Black Sabbath song.
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Mr. Crowley
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And we'll get into that.
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But anything that's
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kept from the public eye, that's what I want to expose today.
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And of course, once you've exposed it, it's no longer occult.
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No? Is it?
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Of course, Like so many things that it does
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go back to the ancient Greeks a lot of were persecuted for
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for sacred geometry and and the secrets of
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sacred
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the mathematics.
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And that sometimes at times in human history
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it was
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it was banned like the teaching of mathematics.
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But I'm not going to go back that far.
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I want to go back to the grimoire of
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Abra Roman,
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a brominated, said the grim of a Brundtland,
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and that's a Jewish mystic,
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young Jewish mystic
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by the name of Abraham he came from.
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It was known as Abraham of Worms,
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and that's because he was from worms, Germany.
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And he would do another city in Germany, where he studied under
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a Jewish mystic
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by the name of Moses, actually, and studied under him for four years.
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And and it was a
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it was a no go for him.
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He it was a waste of four years.
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And he traveled for another six years before
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he found a Bronwen in Egypt.
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And then he studied under him and
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and learned the
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the ways of the Jewish mystic
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and and basically
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a grimoire is a
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book that explains
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how to do cast specific spells, incantations.
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And it's usually a long list of steps that you have to go through.
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And and a lot of these incantations
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were to raise the dead.
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I think Isaiah Osborne famously said, Did you talk to the dead?
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Of course, he was talking to or Crowley at the time, and Alastair Crowley was dead.
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So he was talking to the dead when he asked if he was talking to the dead.
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But anyway,
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so Bronwyn had this grimoire
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and. Okay, so back to what a grimoire is.
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It's spell book
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and with usually
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very difficult to follow directions.
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And if you're not, if you don't follow them. Exactly.
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Precisely. They don't work.
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But a lot of them were to raise
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demons, to summon demons
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and, and the idea here, if you're a good guy is
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you take a demon and and you enslave it
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to use their powers for good.
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But those of us who are rational realize
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that angels and demons do not exist. So.
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So it's very obvious to me that that none of these would work.
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So I think the reason I'm just going to cut to the chase,
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I think the reason they would have this incredibly difficult,
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detailed set of instructions or grimoire to
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to bring forth these demons would be.
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So if it doesn't work
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well, you just did it wrong.
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You skipped all the steps or something like that.
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Well, Alice or cruller Crowley
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followed the grimoire of a problem
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and supposedly, allegedly did exactly that.
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Failed to get all the way there.
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He he reformulated went back that he was really smart.
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Alister Crowley was wealthy, intelligent.
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By all accounts, he rose to the top of the league.
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The cream rose to the top of every organization he joined.
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And so he was really eloquent that
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a textbook evil genius and
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and according to some accounts,
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he actually was able to open a portal
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to another dimension or hell or something like that.
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No, again, sane, rational people
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realize that that's not a real set of things.
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So what is the occult?
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What is it about?
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Why is it there?
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And this is where I.
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I meant to cut to the chase earlier.
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This is what I think.
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If you claim to have a secret
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and know something other people don't know,
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you could,
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that gives you power over them.
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And I think it is a manipulation ploy, a tactic to use.
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I'm not sure about all this because
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if you look into Bohemian Grove,
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you will see
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pictures of five, six
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living presidents in white robes doing crazy ass rituals,
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33rd degree freemason crap.
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As a matter of fact, if you
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you grab a $1 bill, I hope I have one.
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I didn't even think this through, but.
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And then you flip it around
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and you look at one of the corners,
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you'll see a little owl,
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little white owl in the corner of a $1 bill
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and that is a symbol
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of the Bohemian Grove in California.
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And that's where those ex-presidents meet with leaders of industry
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and have their little secret meetings.
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Oh, Brady's right.
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They don't call him the Illuminati anymore.
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But regardless of what they're called, there are people conspiring.
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I was looking up other you this.
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Oh, Brady, you brought your cell phone?
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I was looking up.
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I've always been interested in the occult.
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And I looked up.
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I found the the brotherhood of the oculist or or the.
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The Royal Fellowship for the Oculist.
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It's just the people who crafted lenses
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early back in the days when glasses were were new.
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But, but that's where the arc is that it.
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It just means eye.
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And that's why occult means concealed from view.
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The arc has the eye part and cult
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is pretty obvious.
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But why would you guys think that
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that fake stuff is kept secret?
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And number one, do you think it's fake?
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Because I certainly do. But number two, why?
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Why is it kept secret?
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I mean, the Vatican has a vault. Heck,
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the Church
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of Scientology has a vault, a secret hidden vault of secrets.
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Well, they all have secrets.
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This is the Smithsonian.
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You've seen the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark.
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They've got this.
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But it's this whole basement going on.
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Why are these secrets that we're not supposed to know about?
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I could talk about the Grimoire of a Bronwyn.
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All day.
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I talk about Alister Crowley all day.
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But I want to cut to the chase and figure out why. Why?
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Why do people believe in this stuff?
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Alchemy fits into this category.
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I mean, witches standing around cackling,
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making a potion or casting spells over a cauldron
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I of Newt is not a thing
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is not a real thing at all.
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But how do they see
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Newt's?
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Newt's can't see Newt's don't exist.
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Newt's aren't real.
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What now?
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You want to see my dog eat a treat because he's ever had one?
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He's my cousin had a pet Newt.
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Oh, no kidding. That's cute.
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It had ice
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Bobby
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up, up, up, up.
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And this is my new co-host.
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He's a secret tooth.
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Do you guys have any secrets?
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Yes. You guys here know
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those? You have a little kids.
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You are the dog.
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Somebody's eating the dog treats.
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Somebody just burped.
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Oh, that was those jaw.
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I'm pretty muted.
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So the pressure is the dog. Oh.
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Oh, friggin cute.
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He's my co-host.
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You guys have been demoted.
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Go. That's all you.
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Okay, So.
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So this guy Abraham from Worms,
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you think it was a complete dead end
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traveling around for ten years?
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You think he'd give up and he finds this, this,
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this Jewish mystic.
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So the same faces him spoke
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Chaldeans, same language as him,
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which is kind of odd.
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So it makes you think it's a story.
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And Abraham and a Brundtland.
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Well, those names are similar.
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So that kind of leads you to believe that this is just a legendary story.
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And then
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and then the payment he requires
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ten gold falcons and ten.
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Is this a very specific number in in
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in the Jewish mystic writings?
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And then he has to take those ten
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gold coins and distribute them
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to 72 for people in a nearby town.
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The 72 is a very specific religious number.
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A And so that lets you know that
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it's either a symbolic part of the story or
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if it was real, it was a symbolic part of the thing.
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He he gets shown,
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he copies down these these books, these Grimm words
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and and the step by step instructions are so complicated
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and you can't make a single mistake or won't work.
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Well, he did it.
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As legend goes, he worked for 18 months every day
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following this regimen of prayer and fasting and and
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a very complicated.
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And there's a whole book. You can read it.
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It's been translated into English by a guy named Mathers,
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not Marshall, but a different guy named Mathers.
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And so he's he translated the whole grandma into English. So.
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So you can just read it.
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I'll Crawley, of course, got his hands on it and
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and changed some things and he allegedly followed the thing to
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You got to be pretty dedicated to the program to get there.
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But according to legend, Abraham was able to summon his guardian angel.
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Now, after the 18 months,
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he's only halfway through
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his the the the regiment,
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because after that, you have your demon, you have your angel.
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Seven The the the 12 demons, the
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the king, the three kings of Hell and then nine dukes.
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And then.
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And then once you have those under your control, you,
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you force your new demon slaves
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to do your bidding.
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And I.
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Here's the thing about all that
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hell's not real.
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Demons aren't real.
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Dukes and kings of hell
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are clearly not real.
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Oh, it's cute story, though.
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How do you know? I'm just.
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I'm convinced the same way.
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You know, the people in the TV can't hear you.
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The people in my TV can't hear me.
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How? People in my TV.
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All right, I know there's people.
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Are you doing. Have you guys my boat?
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Should we change our our name?
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Both Gary and Bones.
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Okay, Gary on both shows.
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Sounds great.
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So can we listen to
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Mr. Crowley as you weren't?
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Or is that a copyright infringement?
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Okay,
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I'll give you a breakdown of what that song sounds like, man.
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Yeah, I can sing
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it. That's a different music.
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That's a different Black Joe.
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So you got to. Right.
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You got a problem with Ozzy, is it? Is it?
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Yeah. No.
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Getting like he's just a few is just a fad.
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Oh, yeah. Yeah.
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People are about to get over it now.
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He lived the gimmick pretty well.
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They used to wheel him out on stage on one of those little, like, dollies
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that you carry and beer with or Snapple for exactly the problem.
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His wife would, like, whip him on stage and he'd start singing.
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But now he's a lot better.
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He got off the drugs, I think, or on he got on real drugs off the street. You
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know, I think this episode was my big opportunity
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to bite the head off of that, live on on my TV.
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Hi, everybody. On TV.
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But I couldn't I couldn't find a live band to bite the head off.
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Use the dog.
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You got a live dog right there? Yeah.
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Okay.
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Got to know the ref had different head.
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Yeah. Wow. We're, like, right in sync.
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It's going to be a good show.
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Get the Red Rocks and
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I'll just stop talking to you.
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Go right ahead.
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Don't bite the head that hard, though.
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Oh, yeah.
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I see.
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The light bulb is the star of the show. Now,
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light bulbs will
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replace the light bulb with the perfect craving.
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I'm just. It's is perfect framing.
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I turn the lights behind me off because I was getting the glare off
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my forehead, and I was, like, being blinded by myself.
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And you guys like my thing about
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Abraham and a bromance.
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Yes, but what does that have to do about being cuckold?
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Ha, ha.
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Okay, that's where you're taking it today.
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But I.
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I thought, you know, about the song Cult of Personality
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or the band
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or my favorite
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Huckleberry Hound, which I was going to.
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Oh, you know what?
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I actually enjoy that, too.
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That's a funny one.
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I put it on the other side and now it's switch sides.
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What happened?
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What is my name?
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Keep changing sides. Brady, stop it.
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I haven't touched it.
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Whatever you do, don't do that.
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What you see might be different than what it is.
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I don't know. That's the occult.
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Huckleberry Hound.
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My favorite. Get me with that is
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what is the difference between a cult
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and everything else we've already talked about?
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This is like.
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This is like magic to Oh,
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fake magic is real,
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but real magic doesn't exist.
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Thank you.
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Promo two
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Yeah,
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that's all you got.
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That was your explanation.
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Yeah.
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I thought you recognized that.
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I tried to lure.
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Oh, well, I thought the ball's
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to be our first follow up show, but apparently.
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Nope,
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we're doing our second show on Magic.
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But witchcraft. Sorcery.
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You know, these these girls
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were.
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Were written in red ink.
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Usually human blood and bound in leather, usually human flesh.
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How about that? Is that fun? They're gross.
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So weird.
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So the human flesh has been pretty much debunked.
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Oh. Oh, crap.
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Okay. They tested those books there.
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At least the two that are famous are not flesh.
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I don't know if there is a book in flesh.
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Probably is. But the two that are the two that they say
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were tested apparently.
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Okay.
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So, I mean, to add that tidbit in there.
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Oh, yeah.
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Well, when I was looking at magic,
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the I, I saw that there was a correction in spelling like m a g
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i c was the fake magic, like the sleight of hand abracadabra
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and the real magic, like in the human leather
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bound book of magic was magic.
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And that came out and it's all of a sudden it's real
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hands on.
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Well, isn't there like a clause whenever you do black magic
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that if you exploit it in any way, use it for your own gain or money
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soon as moneys and money.
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Yes, it doesn't work.
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It doesn't work if there's money, yes, it's convenient.
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Convenient.
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Well, that's why I was thinking like there
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there are so many complicated steps, you know, you must have done it wrong
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because you got to be able to explain if it doesn't work.
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And and I know it'll never work because it's.
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It's nonsense.
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How many people do you think
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keep track of skeptics and put spells on them?
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And are you worried are you worried about that?
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Well, no. Here's why.
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Here's how voodoo works.
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Someone shows you a voodoo doll of you and pokes it in the leg.
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If you believe that that voodoo doll works, you're
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going to get a pain in your leg.
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It's just psychosomatic.
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But you have to know about it.
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I mean, you can't just.
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I can't just make a Brady voodoo doll in private and a pocket in the leg
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and have you feel it? That doesn't work.
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I do.
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That would think I do that for people that don't hit the thumbs up in the
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in the video.
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Yep there's for oh there's only two but we do
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we give out the phone number be three motherfucker Refresh that year three now.
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All right good job Let's get five Let's get ten.
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We've never had double digit likes.
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Let's, let's bust that double digit.
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Oh, yeah.
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We've topped out tonight.
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We did it eight, six, three rams, three call or text.
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We did have our first popular video with 4000 views.
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Yes, those stone soup.
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Right. Stone soup.
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Well, you know, shirtless.
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The shirtless one that we know, there's the shirtless guy that we know
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just sent me a link to a short video that I didn't even see before.
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It was it makes me question my own morality.
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And it wears it.
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You have morality.
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It's like my third
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most common thing I talk about morality is that it's atheistic morality.
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So you have to take it with a grain of salt. Yes.
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Because you know what?
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What are you really risking? Nothing.
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And I believe you said in your monologue sometime you do things
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always in the stone.
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Now, I don't remember when it was.
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I've been editing a lot of videos,
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but you said something about your grandmother, told
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you just have fun, so you do whatever you want.
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Just for fun on that, right? Yeah, just for fun.
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Isn't that hedonism? Can't you get in trouble?
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It's called hedonism. Every animal did that.
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Wouldn't that be kind of yucky if we all just decide to do that?
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Chaos. Anarchy? Yes.
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So you admit your selfish.
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I am selfish. Very selfish.
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We all are.
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Well, let me be clear.
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Oh, yeah.
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Hey, do you like my new jacket?
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That's a great jacket.
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We should go.
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There's the turtleneck. We were looking for a turtleneck.
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I just found it. Right. Good about it.
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There's, like, half a little head popping out. Does more.
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Your head pop out when you get excited?
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Yes. Is it red? Show us
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it. The dog.
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You know, we know what it takes.
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Those greens get red during the summer.
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If the dog
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the peanut butter goes on you not the dog.
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Yeah.
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Yeah. The dog's supposed to lick it off you.
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Not the other way around. You.
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This one's going to the dogs.
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Where to go?
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I'm just play the video. What happened?
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Oh, where you want that?
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You put that right over your name.
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I'm not moving the name if you're seeing it came on
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because that is where the name is.
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I just don't like it on the other side. It's in the way.
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I haven't moved it.
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I don't think I can move it. It's been in the bottom.
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I've been on the bottom left since we started.
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I got it. We're good.
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You got it.
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But we're not good.
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Well,
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some of a
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special shout out tonight.
00:26:02
Let's make it
00:26:06
the what now?
00:26:07
Say that again. Oh, Oh.
00:26:10
Special shout out to groan Rogue
00:26:13
reserve 29%
00:26:17
Indica kicked my ass Who were kind of
00:26:21
the dog still in the spotlight here.
00:26:23
I think it's eaten something that it shouldn't be.
00:26:25
Yeah,
00:26:26
I'm fine.
00:26:29
Get down or start hosting the show.
00:26:31
Yeah. Yeah.
00:26:32
The dog doesn't know any commands.
00:26:35
Oh, I tore it off. I can't read it.
00:26:37
And there was nothing,
00:26:41
but I can't read it.
00:26:42
That's all right.
00:26:43
It's good, but we don't know what.
00:26:45
What what kind of is.
00:26:48
Oh, your shit.
00:26:52
Yeah,
00:26:53
I don't know.
00:26:54
My cane minus the bag in the freezer and I'm not going to get it.
00:26:57
So we're looking for sponsors, you know, So that'd be a great, great start.
00:27:01
I said, you can get bluechew.
00:27:03
They will sponsor anyone because all it is is just the code.
00:27:05
And if you if you get themselves, you know, you get a little
00:27:09
I know it's just kind of a joke of I don't want to I don't know.
00:27:12
Fine with that. I'm fine with that. I'd even try.
00:27:14
I'd have to try it though, because I don't want to advertise
00:27:16
something that I might actually stand behind.
00:27:18
I don't need to try it.
00:27:20
And I know the dog is doing a better job in than Gary has been.
00:27:25
So fucking handsome to you.
00:27:30
You got to hear what I want. Boy,
00:27:34
I think the dog. Now,
00:27:36
how old is that dog?
00:27:40
That's older than two.
00:27:41
He's talking about his two years old.
00:27:44
My drone videos. Like two years old?
00:27:48
Yeah, exactly two years old.
00:27:51
From October.
00:27:56
All right, then.
00:27:56
I guess maybe I'll see.
00:27:57
I'll find that video. It's got to be so weird.
00:28:00
Where'd you go
00:28:03
in space?
00:28:05
Maybe I should have prepped something.
00:28:07
Maybe.
00:28:09
Oh, all my jokes had to do with occult.
00:28:12
You know, like I go there, like Manson.
00:28:14
I almost had Marilyn Manson, but I can't see the swastika on Gary anymore.
00:28:18
Now, what the.
00:28:19
What happened?
00:28:19
The face looks like somebody on TV all the swastikas right there.
00:28:23
So I just kind of tighten the beard over more.
00:28:27
I kind of line them up like kind of give them a lined up look.
00:28:30
He looked like he was part of a cult.
00:28:32
I thought we were talking about a cult
00:28:35
leader. And Gary all lined up in a beard.
00:28:37
He went to the barber, then line them up,
00:28:40
line them up.
00:28:41
The best thing about getting facial tattoos, the match
00:28:46
would be pretty cool, especially like this one right here and
00:28:49
the one right in the middle of the forehead. Very cool.
00:28:51
Or like this. Six, six, six here.
00:28:52
That'll be awesome.
00:28:53
Or any crosses
00:28:56
or the kids might want to
00:29:00
use uses a kill bony underneath your beard here
00:29:03
but it grew your beard grew back Enzo reminder we're still going to kill Bonnie
00:29:09
and it said Bonnie kill so however you want to take it
00:29:13
figuratively that was says
00:29:18
Bonnie do here and it says B boop.
00:29:20
It's a
00:29:23
promo for life flag cock fart.
00:29:27
So it's fluff.
00:29:27
Jeff Here, there's a little penis drawn.
00:29:30
Oh, fluff. Jeff, you right here.
00:29:32
It's couple teardrops
00:29:35
used to say use it.
00:29:37
Fuck children somewhere.
00:29:40
I should say Jack's mom somewhere.
00:29:43
No, no, this probably will in the near future.
00:29:45
It should, I think.
00:29:46
I think next episode,
00:29:48
I think you're going to be all black face except for the glasses.
00:29:51
Oh, pretty sexy.
00:29:54
We got one of those. We'll do it.
00:29:56
I don't know how to do this anymore, but I don't feel like throwing it away.
00:29:58
I'm kind of attached to it
00:30:00
like a man. Well,
00:30:03
I'm kind of attached to my face as well.
00:30:06
There's like, I've got, like,
00:30:07
Nicole, like an a cult of personality towards the world.
00:30:11
That was loud.
00:30:12
Yeah.
00:30:14
The Beastie Boys in my 64,
00:30:17
Jack in the Freaks, Jeffrey the Doe
00:30:20
went to the river to get the scoop, shiver out there, cold, shoot in some hoops
00:30:24
with black face.
00:30:25
Gary Nice.
00:30:28
My favorite mash up
00:30:30
this week was that white rapper.
00:30:33
What's his name? It's a weird logic.
00:30:36
Yeah, I don't know. He's good, but I'm not.
00:30:38
I don't like him that much at all.
00:30:42
It was just.
00:30:44
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:30:45
I mean, I liked it the first time when they called it Eminem,
00:30:52
which I don't like that song
00:30:54
because Eminem is on that song and he copped out and you
00:30:58
of I don't know his verses spectacular though.
00:31:02
Yeah he put too much time in it because that's all he does.
00:31:05
I don't know
00:31:06
if only I had known.
00:31:08
I feel like it's going to be a time shorter show today.
00:31:11
Should we cut off YouTube already so we can.
00:31:13
Actually I
00:31:16
mean, we can't talk about this.
00:31:18
Let's play this.
00:31:19
We can't play this this.
00:31:21
Okay. By YouTube,
00:31:24
I'm going to do the disclaimer.
00:31:25
So we can hear them both.
00:31:26
Yeah, do that there.
00:31:29
I should ask you to do anything else
00:31:33
I did ever queued up and now it's gone.
00:31:38
There's that cute man.
00:31:46
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These are the body
00:34:11
they're listening through
00:34:14
eating the dog treats.
00:34:16
Somebody just burped.
00:34:17
Oh, that was Bill's draw.
00:34:21
Oh, no, I was muted, dipshit.
00:34:25
Watching the show.
00:34:26
Hey, let's watch the show. Exciting.
00:34:28
What part of the show are we watching right now?
00:34:31
Awesome.
00:34:33
Great shot right there.
00:34:35
I thought we were alive,
00:34:38
but we are, aren't we?
00:34:40
How could we tell?
00:34:42
How can we tell?
00:34:43
It looks like it's alive.
00:34:45
It looks like we're the dog.
00:34:48
It's gorgeous.
00:34:50
That is so cool. The dog.
00:34:52
I mean,
00:34:54
we need
00:34:57
to talk to the personality.
00:35:02
No, it isn't a cult of personality.
00:35:06
I think personality is overrated.
00:35:07
Most people don't have one, but they think they do.
00:35:11
You never know.
00:35:17
Some everyone has a personality,
00:35:18
but those personalities can also just be really lame.
00:35:23
But are they
00:35:23
showing you their personality or is there a little facade doing that?
00:35:26
They you know, they're appropriate personality, though.
00:35:30
That's like their personality is like the facade, you know what I mean?
00:35:33
Fuck.
00:35:34
I was hoping to get to know you guys and there was some something.
00:35:36
Just something more
00:35:39
will happen.
00:35:41
But everything is everything, you know, is your personality already.
00:35:45
That's it.
00:35:46
Fuck,
00:35:48
yeah.
00:35:52
So let's get back to the occult.
00:35:55
Yeah. No.
00:35:56
What color is that occult you're wearing?
00:35:59
Greek green.
00:36:01
Yeah.
00:36:02
Stash you green.
00:36:05
Now, there are pretty obvious reasons to keep things secret.
00:36:09
I think the government's keeping secrets.
00:36:11
I think the military industrial complex is keeping secrets.
00:36:16
But most of these, the occult secrets
00:36:19
are these ritual things.
00:36:23
And I don't know.
00:36:24
They're I know that you can't catch spells using these rituals,
00:36:28
but there are rituals that we still practice to this day.
00:36:33
Like I'm about to to practice the ritual of
00:36:38
cutting down to a an evergreen,
00:36:42
putting it in a stand in my living room, decorating it,
00:36:45
and in a place of,
00:36:48
you know, prominent spot in my house, like all these steps are part of a pagan
00:36:53
ritual, a process that we repeat every year.
00:36:57
But the Christmas tree is a pagan ritual.
00:37:03
Did you know that?
00:37:05
Yeah.
00:37:06
And and and being aware of that,
00:37:09
does it change how you feel about that?
00:37:13
I'm still going to do it, even though it is technically a pagan ritual.
00:37:18
Yeah, we didn't want that. Sorry. Go ahead.
00:37:20
No, no, I'm just for the ignorant.
00:37:22
Why is that a bad thing? I don't know.
00:37:24
I don't know why I should care.
00:37:27
Well, would you get the
00:37:30
would you rate six, six, six on your forehead and walk around?
00:37:34
I don't know. But.
00:37:37
So that's. That's.
00:37:38
That's my face, not yours.
00:37:40
I know I wouldn't permanently get it written, but if it was part of a job,
00:37:45
I wouldn't, like, go, Oh, I'm against like, it's just letters
00:37:49
in numbers. Sorry, It's just a number.
00:37:51
And what was that? Arabic numerals.
00:37:54
What was spelled.
00:37:55
So when you say it's a pagan symbol, that's pretty generic.
00:37:59
It could have been a pagan symbol for peace.
00:38:02
Like what was it A symbol
00:38:04
of what would would matter what I choose.
00:38:07
Plus, what we what we think of the symbol now is different
00:38:10
than when we thought of the symbol when we started the show,
00:38:12
let alone 3000 years ago or whatever you're referring,
00:38:16
absolute lightly.
00:38:17
I agree wholeheartedly.
00:38:19
See, Christmas Tree always makes me happy. So.
00:38:23
So don't throw out the the baby with the bathwater.
00:38:26
I guess.
00:38:27
What the fuck did you get under your Christmas tree?
00:38:30
Babies and bathwater.
00:38:31
What the fuck are you talking about?
00:38:32
I'd rather throw the baby out and keep the bathwater more valuable.
00:38:36
See, I gave you an opportunity.
00:38:38
I hate children to exploit.
00:38:40
You could explain
00:38:42
for people that don't know about a sewerage
00:38:44
that used to just flow along the streets,
00:38:47
throwing the bath water out after the bath.
00:38:50
There was no. Is that where they came from?
00:38:52
Yeah, they would just dump it no matter how they come in.
00:38:56
Since I was a limited resource,
00:39:00
the man of the house, we get the bath, would hop in the bath first.
00:39:04
You know, you draw bath mail, we get the bath first and then go
00:39:09
all the way, boys in order of age, and then all the women in order to bathe.
00:39:13
And then the baby goes last and then you throw all the bathwater.
00:39:17
But the last person to use the bath was is too small to even be seen.
00:39:22
If they were, they were dunked in there.
00:39:25
The basil, would you drink?
00:39:26
The water is pretty good water.
00:39:27
Why not even after the first one?
00:39:30
Pretty darn well. It needs it for
00:39:35
soup.
00:39:36
I don't know.
00:39:38
Going back to your.
00:39:38
I hate children. I don't hate children, baby.
00:39:41
Don't hate all children.
00:39:42
It most children babies do.
00:39:45
Oh, go.
00:39:46
Oh, is that what babies do means from a family guy?
00:39:50
It's actually you eat it.
00:39:52
I never thought. Yeah, yeah.
00:39:54
Still is one of the greatest characters of all time.
00:39:58
Of course you go to the dogs.
00:39:59
Pretty cool too.
00:40:00
Going back to the topic, what makes Pagan bad?
00:40:04
Why is pagan bed?
00:40:08
I think we were just raised to think that pagan is bad.
00:40:11
I, I, I think it's just as cool
00:40:15
as any monotheistic religion.
00:40:18
And, and, and like at some point there was the prevalent religion
00:40:24
at the time so so of pagan just means
00:40:28
not the the prominent religion so
00:40:33
I don't I don't see it as bad
00:40:35
as a matter of fact the religion the Wiccan witches they're just
00:40:40
nature lovers there's nothing wrong with they're just dumb.
00:40:44
Yeah, they just like they're not hurting anybody,
00:40:45
but they're also not helping anybody.
00:40:47
But I think it was a simple they were against the
00:40:51
OR they weren't with the Christian church, so therefore they were vilified.
00:40:55
So propagated.
00:40:57
And it's it's always there in the Church of Satan.
00:41:00
Those people don't believe in Satan or God.
00:41:02
They're atheists.
00:41:04
I look at that core, won't even let me read it until I prove I'm too much.
00:41:09
And that reminded me of two questions I wrote down
00:41:12
when you were doing your introduction here.
00:41:14
Some of atheists
00:41:17
tend to know a lot about religion, and atheists
00:41:21
also put more credence in demonic stuff over like Jesus stuff.
00:41:26
I always find that interesting, that that is interesting
00:41:31
because I find it interesting.
00:41:32
People believe in and
00:41:35
like messengers, but not demons.
00:41:39
Like I don't even see a difference.
00:41:42
It's just good and bad, that's all.
00:41:44
Just okay, one person is going to help.
00:41:47
The other person might fuck you in the ass.
00:41:49
Eternal life, eternal damnation.
00:41:52
They'd both be terrifying.
00:41:54
You met one in real life.
00:41:55
Potato. Potato?
00:41:58
Not necessarily.
00:41:58
You've. You've probably met a whole bunch of them.
00:42:01
There are no.
00:42:02
I'm pretty sure I haven't met any nonexistent
00:42:06
guy ever met Papa Smurf or Captain Crunch either.
00:42:08
But I'm not holding my breath.
00:42:10
But don't turn on the TV.
00:42:11
They've met you.
00:42:13
Yes, they have.
00:42:15
But I'm not going to be taking the right kind of drugs
00:42:21
and get over here.
00:42:24
Good job, my little friend.
00:42:26
Say hello to my little friend
00:42:33
on set up, dammit.
00:42:36
So what do you think?
00:42:38
What do you think of the.
00:42:40
I'm rebuilding the soundboard just in case anybody's curious.
00:42:44
What's your opinion on the Masons?
00:42:46
Oh, the Freemasons.
00:42:48
They I mentioned to them in the in the opening.
00:42:52
Now that is the actual secret society
00:42:56
lead on that the that secret.
00:43:00
But they have meetings in secret.
00:43:03
They keep secrets they
00:43:06
they've got rituals in the video
00:43:09
that just got leaked of them doing the don't the death ritual.
00:43:15
Yeah they
00:43:17
sometimes the fake you do a blood magic ritual.
00:43:22
Yeah they're always they're always symbolizing an event from the past.
00:43:26
Right.
00:43:27
I have I have friends that are masons.
00:43:29
I'm not but I was curious
00:43:32
when CERN had their big festival or performance
00:43:37
to celebrate the opening of the Large Hadron Collider,
00:43:41
they did this crazy stage performance
00:43:44
of a reenactment of a pagan ritual.
00:43:47
It crazy.
00:43:48
Why would they?
00:43:49
Why what? What?
00:43:53
That blew my mind.
00:43:54
I think they're just revisiting this, retell stories without any.
00:43:58
If you don't believe in something, then there's obviously no
00:44:02
there's no investment.
00:44:03
There's no emotional investment, there's no risk.
00:44:05
There's no danger in their minds. So
00:44:08
and it definitely stirs up.
00:44:09
That's why I think when everyone all of a sudden everybody was in the Illuminati,
00:44:12
everybody was like, remember, remember that hour of you Remember that
00:44:16
this wasn't so okay, This was the symbol of six, six, six.
00:44:19
If you see if you look real hard, right? Yeah.
00:44:22
And white power now.
00:44:24
But so everybody was talking about it.
00:44:26
So to me, it was obvious that if you want to get talked about
00:44:29
you were suddenly in the Illuminati or you know, connected in some way
00:44:33
That's pretty. Yeah.
00:44:34
There was a time the Freemasons wouldn't take the guy on the left or the right,
00:44:38
but the two
00:44:38
guys in the middle would be welcome and I would cut out the ginger myself.
00:44:42
Take them for what?
00:44:45
Accept them into their ranks.
00:44:47
Oh, see, my mind was somewhere totally not on screen yet.
00:44:50
We can't see that what you're commenting on.
00:44:53
Yeah. Good.
00:44:53
Because
00:44:56
the Freemasons, like,
00:44:59
unless you're at the very top, you could be just,
00:45:03
you know, handing out those little paper canes at the intersection.
00:45:07
Yeah.
00:45:08
Accepting donations for disabled kids,
00:45:11
the very first degrees and just the filter is that
00:45:16
is that money laundering then filter for things that people
00:45:21
for good people to find the ones that are worthy of the evil.
00:45:26
No I don't think I possibly I don't think I'm using it.
00:45:28
Right. Yeah.
00:45:31
Maybe if you're up north
00:45:34
of rubbing it in.
00:45:35
I was definitely supposed to be
00:45:38
not here this week.
00:45:42
Where are you supposed to be?
00:45:43
How? How our friends doing in the east with 18 inches of snow.
00:45:49
I have about six inches here right now.
00:45:53
Oh, really?
00:45:54
I'm much shorter than that.
00:45:58
You would disappear in my front yard
00:46:00
in the snow.
00:46:04
There wasn't
00:46:04
shit in Shelby for the most part, but I know that I got a decent amount.
00:46:08
I'm sounds like up north.
00:46:10
I, I grew up in Shelby.
00:46:12
There's a decent amount of shit in Shelby.
00:46:14
The the mountains.
00:46:16
The local skills are to try to prep and make fakes.
00:46:20
Now, combined with the real snow and the cold temperatures
00:46:22
and try to get a base down so they can overcharge people
00:46:25
for the shittiest of conditions for the holidays.
00:46:28
Yeah, I.
00:46:28
I hear that fake snow can be dangerous with the bacteria and shit.
00:46:32
Does. Can I eat eat the.
00:46:34
No it's
00:46:36
it's not good because it's going to make you sick because it's shitty fucking.
00:46:40
It's made with chemicals.
00:46:41
It's processed to be quick freeze and it's just not good.
00:46:47
It's gross.
00:46:48
It's not even good snow to snowboarders.
00:46:50
It turns like into a sheet of ice pretty quick.
00:46:54
Oh, this is weird.
00:46:56
It's just
00:47:00
last longer than regular snow,
00:47:01
though, too, because it's got a parallel that we're at of this alleged globe.
00:47:05
If it is really a globe,
00:47:07
we as well get used to the fake snow, because I think that
00:47:11
when I when I grew up, our climate seems to be like Tennessee
00:47:14
now where it's mild winters although spoke too soon
00:47:17
it's getting pretty wicked out there this year.
00:47:21
Didn't you learn anything last week?
00:47:22
All we have to do is kill a bunch of people and climate will will drop.
00:47:26
Oh, right, right, right.
00:47:28
But the hurricanes are so,
00:47:32
you know, just around the mainland.
00:47:33
Everything, masonry, whatever.
00:47:35
My girlfriend's
00:47:37
sister's sex, soon to be a husband is amazing.
00:47:41
And it's just like the whole.
00:47:42
Oh, we enhanced
00:47:43
enhanced lives and like, oh, we're good people and blah, blah, blah.
00:47:46
Her her
00:47:49
ex, soon to be
00:47:49
ex-husband is is a fluke piece of shit.
00:47:53
He's an asshole, verbally abusive.
00:47:54
I get the fuck out of him if he wants a pussy.
00:47:57
I may still do it eventually, but mostly.
00:48:01
Are women not allowed in the Masons?
00:48:05
No. No.
00:48:06
It's like the patriarch of a decent, diverse group here. But
00:48:11
like, are they going to mix on the sun?
00:48:13
The McDermott Sun,
00:48:18
women,
00:48:20
the the birds?
00:48:21
I mentioned this earlier in the jet.
00:48:23
This is I mentioned earlier.
00:48:24
We're going to jump to this really quick.
00:48:27
This is an update on the women.
00:48:30
I don't like women.
00:48:31
This is enough.
00:48:33
So I do now, first introduce you worst stick cabbage.
00:48:38
Wednesday seven. Excuse it by PM.
00:48:41
He admitted to leaving chunks of wood in the street
00:48:44
on Detroit's east high each year to play this video he was.
00:48:47
Every show
00:48:49
is a different neighborhood.
00:48:51
Yes I'm Mr. Clean up.
00:48:53
I'm not Mr.
00:48:54
Clean. I'm Mr. Clean up.
00:48:57
Somebody said I live in Warren and I'm cleaning up Detroit.
00:49:00
Go figure that one out.
00:49:02
But somebody said that they tried to yell at you to come back
00:49:04
and you kept going and must have been a woman.
00:49:06
And I don't listen to women yelling. I tell them to shut up.
00:49:09
But neighbors in his Warren neighborhood dispute that one couple
00:49:13
who live across the street have a puppy against two cats.
00:49:16
And in court today, as he faced a judge for his pretrial
00:49:20
in another case in Warren, he was slapped with a list of charges,
00:49:23
including malicious destruction of property and indecent exposure.
00:49:27
The couple allege he pulled his pants down in front of the family.
00:49:30
He says he just wanted to clean up his trash.
00:49:33
The cabbage failed to come to court a few times in this case,
00:49:37
so he was taken to jail.
00:49:38
See, my mom bought me pants that were ten sizes too big for me,
00:49:41
so I put my belt on as far as it would go.
00:49:45
Then I went outside of the nice Warren resident to keep my streets clean
00:49:49
about threats of violence towards myself and my wife.
00:49:53
So back at the end of April, we were granted a personal protection
00:49:57
order against that. His lawyer or the other guy only using
00:50:01
what his own yard and the blight is not exposed.
00:50:04
And so Detroit resident Jeff Brown,
00:50:06
who called seven Action News for help after the mess was left behind.
00:50:09
Stick cabbage apologizes.
00:50:12
Tell him I'm very sorry and I'm coming to pick it up.
00:50:14
It was a pure accident that my tires
00:50:18
hit the curb and dislodged a few trunks which I'm going to pick up.
00:50:22
And I am so sorry, but it was a curb on a dead end, though,
00:50:27
taking it back home.
00:50:28
County jail on $50,000 bond for each of his charges.
00:50:32
And it's likely he'll face more charges for dumping tree parts allegedly
00:50:36
in Detroit, in Warren's words, that they will experience.
00:50:41
It's great,
00:50:45
but take no orders,
00:50:46
no more pants that he got to warm up.
00:50:49
I don't take orders from right there.
00:50:54
I'm taking orders from
00:50:55
orders from no women.
00:50:59
I wear no pants and I still wear a belt.
00:51:05
So when we get to the occult
00:51:08
and stuff like that, where do you.
00:51:11
I don't know a whole lot about, but I listen to and have listened
00:51:13
to people who talk about when, you know, there's symbolism in
00:51:18
Super Bowl halftime shows and certain
00:51:23
dress and things that you do.
00:51:26
I mentioned in that same people that I that I listen to,
00:51:28
they actually had crazy bone from bone thugs in harmony on their podcast.
00:51:33
And I mentioned
00:51:34
in the group chat and crazy mom they're literally talking to him about it
00:51:38
and he basically says like, yeah, he's like when, when we were coming up,
00:51:42
he they just kind of pitched, they gave us our album cover
00:51:45
and it's, you know, demonic with skulls and stuff like that.
00:51:48
And we're just like, Yeah, that looks cool, whatever.
00:51:51
And they kind of learned later that like all the symbolism
00:51:54
that was baked in that shit and they're like a lot of weird shit.
00:51:58
And so they kind of are.
00:52:01
They're, they're kind of conspiracy people and that's the podcast is going on.
00:52:05
It's kind of conspiracy nature.
00:52:06
But I just look at that because I don't know
00:52:09
if maybe some of these acts don't even realize that
00:52:11
this demonic imagery is being pushed on them.
00:52:15
And then what do you think about like that? And the
00:52:18
Illuminati, the craft were, you know,
00:52:20
they supposedly have to tell us stuff before they do whatever,
00:52:26
Like they have to bring it in plain sight before they I don't know, describe that.
00:52:31
But that's all we have.
00:52:32
We have a contract.
00:52:33
We're not going to and unwilling.
00:52:37
Right.
00:52:38
I don't understand why
00:52:38
like why they have because they believe, whether we believe it or not,
00:52:42
they believe in a higher heaven and they're trying to get in.
00:52:45
And if they're evil or they circumvent them, they sin in any way, then
00:52:49
I don't know, whatever religion
00:52:50
they're connected to, they usually have a punishment.
00:52:52
If they don't if they're not transparent,
00:52:57
like The Simpsons predictions, some of them supposedly like Illuminati
00:53:00
like that.
00:53:01
That video, there was a video last week of them doing a ritual
00:53:04
of some some Temple of Solomon death ritual,
00:53:09
and they were really pissed and they were suing the guy
00:53:11
and all that stuff that leaked the video they had.
00:53:13
Oh yeah, it's weird.
00:53:14
Now I can't. I can't find it anywhere.
00:53:17
Really. I can't find it out.
00:53:20
Go it.
00:53:23
Pretty sure I sort of
00:53:25
try to duck it and No, but it's
00:53:30
good.
00:53:31
And I also think if it if there isn't people
00:53:33
that really believe that and that's why they're doing it,
00:53:35
then it's a great cover for whatever the hell they're really doing
00:53:39
right. Yeah, right.
00:53:41
That's what I think it is. So fucking.
00:53:43
Same thing I feel about UFOs and aliens though, to protect,
00:53:46
you know, it's just a cover for technology.
00:53:49
I'd say it's just a cover for either fucking animals or fucking children.
00:53:53
Fucking something.
00:53:55
It always is.
00:53:57
There are some kinky sex things with the.
00:54:00
To be clear, George meant literally fucking something he wasn't saying
00:54:03
like fucking like it was a right exclamation, having sex or something.
00:54:08
Yeah, right.
00:54:10
Boils down to one type of fetish
00:54:15
Money.
00:54:16
Money. Money is enough.
00:54:17
You've got to have pleasure.
00:54:19
Otherwise there are self-parking.
00:54:21
So coming right for us, it's trying to fuck us.
00:54:23
So we got to shoot it.
00:54:25
Like every time
00:54:31
your dog's ass
00:54:33
is about to take a shit and you're burnt.
00:54:36
Okay, so there's a threat for you to shovel it up.
00:54:39
You can't blame us.
00:54:40
It's the dog that doesn't pee like a like a boy,
00:54:43
right?
00:54:45
The only dog in his body.
00:54:47
He's going to pee on that tree, though, there.
00:54:49
You know, you realize you can't blame him if he piss on the tree,
00:54:52
because that's what they do.
00:54:56
Oh, my Christmas tree.
00:54:58
No, the stump. Oh.
00:55:01
Oh, that's.
00:55:03
That's my life stand
00:55:06
that holds my voice
00:55:09
up. You.
00:55:16
Well, is that
00:55:17
the truth?
00:55:19
Part two of the plan we're going to get
00:55:21
am a body double, and we're going to get you a body though.
00:55:25
If you're joking, bro.
00:55:26
You haven't heard who?
00:55:27
I haven't
00:55:33
blabbing away.
00:55:33
I wouldn't even know where to get that.
00:55:34
Even so, what's that?
00:55:36
He can become a bigger man in his late eighties, even if he's.
00:55:41
You know where we got his shit genocide?
00:55:44
Hit him with that map.
00:55:47
What the fuck is even red?
00:55:49
Notice in addition to getting his gas a plane nowadays, everybody's just like,
00:55:53
like a flame of momentum.
00:55:54
And then they get to the US for the benefit of myself.
00:55:56
Yeah. Yeah.
00:55:58
And I guess giving up on the help.
00:56:00
But I like it when they don't
00:56:06
know what preconditions genocide hit them with.
00:56:09
That doesn't make it any easier.
00:56:11
I yeah, I can tell you information on that.
00:56:16
In fact we got a semiautomatic
00:56:20
back on to get the wrapping it we have
00:56:21
we even know when he got that he missed so much that
00:56:23
no fuck I think there was a millisecond that doesn't come up to get married.
00:56:26
This lady does even the baby opening like a
00:56:30
chain is no way that we got to see genocide hit them when they do go to hell.
00:56:34
When I found out
00:56:38
I Oh yeah,
00:56:41
there you go.
00:56:41
Make body wash.
00:56:42
Now the government body was let's adequate.
00:56:45
A semiautomatic would have it anyway.
00:56:48
Back mean we have we even know nobody get that with that.
00:56:51
Yeah but even with the military killing isn't coming to get married
00:56:53
It's loaded in the up in the middle feeling like a
00:56:57
slim shady.
00:57:00
I think.
00:57:04
Tell the food drink
00:57:06
It's like being shot up in your body No commitment over the game on
00:57:10
and I'm totally just telling me to
00:57:12
pull the truck because that your roommate is renting like rent from the sea.
00:57:15
You know what I mean?
00:57:16
When I wrote over my policies that make it yourself
00:57:19
because I got to keep breaking his bars down on the floor.
00:57:21
But it's bad for when I go with the Dobermans
00:57:23
and I still think the roof would go over your head to see smoke.
00:57:25
What the fuck is about to get hit with so many skin
00:57:28
flame in a man, but it can and can't contaminate again.
00:57:32
You know, way too many napkins.
00:57:40
You were crystal, the deli deli.
00:57:43
And I don't know how to say his last name.
00:57:45
Actually was doing that
00:57:48
was doing that impersonation of Eminem.
00:57:51
And so you asked him to impersonate himself on that video
00:57:54
because he did that flat about a blank of lavender,
00:57:58
which is exactly what I hear when I hear Eminem.
00:58:01
Yeah,
00:58:06
Yeah.
00:58:08
They've got a thing.
00:58:09
So I was messing around with my deejay equipment
00:58:13
as a little deejay thing.
00:58:14
And this I think it was inspired by what you were doing.
00:58:18
And then I just also wanted to fuck around with the shit. But
00:58:27
it was if,
00:58:28
if it came up and I might as well just do it
00:58:32
over and
00:58:34
over again. Time, Right?
00:58:36
We sharing that?
00:58:38
Yeah.
00:58:40
Hopefully I can time this mobile.
00:58:42
Oh, did that guy have like a computer making all the sounds and he was just
00:58:45
adding sounds with the records or was he doing it all.
00:58:48
Which is No. Was all records. I
00:58:52
hours of that dude.
00:58:53
He's good.
00:58:55
I don't believe it. What was that thing you said? His name?
00:58:57
I don't recall his name.
00:58:58
I didn't even know it till after you said it.
00:59:02
Funky.
00:59:04
I forget you texted it, right?
00:59:07
Yeah. Okay. Call Medina.
00:59:10
It was weird name. It was kind of good.
00:59:13
Yeah.
00:59:13
Two, two F's.
00:59:16
We're. We're all one.
00:59:18
It needed
00:59:20
a funky,
00:59:22
funky, funky chef.
00:59:24
There you go.
00:59:25
So here's
00:59:27
was a bright screen.
00:59:30
What corner is that? Owl?
00:59:31
You were mentioned way back when with this occult.
00:59:34
You know, with.
00:59:35
I think it's the bad cop, right now.
00:59:41
There's a white owl
00:59:45
right on the one of the US $1 bill, all of them
00:59:49
like you can look at the old ones, and they've got that white owl
00:59:51
for the Bohemian Grove out in California.
00:59:56
No, it's not for that.
00:59:58
That's. That's based on the owl.
01:00:00
There's either the owl or the spider. Spiders.
01:00:01
We've webs.
01:00:04
Owls are no big owls
01:00:06
are the normal of the black magic that spiders are the web ones.
01:00:11
I Yes.
01:00:12
Oh, good, good. Nick. Magic, right?
01:00:15
No, of course.
01:00:16
The the giant curved owl at Bohemian Grove was
01:00:21
was because an owl was this
01:00:23
very symbol for their little sect or cult.
01:00:28
What about the giant?
01:00:29
All knowing eye in the pyramid?
01:00:31
That means that means something, right?
01:00:33
On the dollar?
01:00:34
Yes, it does.
01:00:38
Wait a minute, George, You going to start over?
01:00:41
Because the sound muted and I don't.
01:00:42
I'm, like, waiting for you to play and do another shit.
01:00:44
And I saw your head, Bob, and there's no sound coming through.
01:00:47
You got to start over, Sam.
01:00:49
No, I finally got over, right?
01:00:53
I can just barely hear it.
01:00:54
It's because it's coming through his mic.
01:00:57
Oh, wait, No, it's not.
01:00:59
I'm. You're.
01:01:00
You're unmuted.
01:01:03
Uh, but
01:01:11
that's you in Deejay draw.
01:01:13
That's your.
01:01:14
That's muted.
01:01:15
I don't know. Can't hear it.
01:01:17
Huh? I don't know if it's just because.
01:01:18
It's a program.
01:01:20
Maybe it's coming through right
01:01:23
on. Muted. Muted.
01:01:24
No, that didn't change
01:01:27
solo. It.
01:01:28
No. Still nothing.
01:01:32
You can just hear it coming through your mic
01:01:35
and it sounds like you're watching
01:01:37
some disco TV show
01:01:40
that's a40 00.
01:01:45
failure funny fail flagship flat fails.
01:01:49
Oh, well, that's
01:01:53
Can't do it.
01:01:54
I want to hear it. Oh,
01:01:57
yeah. Hold on. Let me, uh.
01:01:59
If it's gone, if it's on, is it in a browser or.
01:02:02
No, you shared the actual.
01:02:03
No, it's in show share.
01:02:05
The frickin program. I mean, it works
01:02:09
when you share it.
01:02:10
If you click the gear, there's audio input, audio, sort of
01:02:14
whatever it should be.
01:02:18
Oh, whatever.
01:02:25
Fuck it.
01:02:28
So you try to get your dog new tricks.
01:02:31
Yeah, the peanut butter drop.
01:02:33
Now, I think you've got your hand up his button.
01:02:34
You're moving it like a puppet now.
01:02:37
Oh, see what pops right up.
01:02:38
Perfect timing.
01:02:40
Busted you with your hand up the
01:02:43
puppet puppet?
01:02:47
What?
01:02:47
He's whining.
01:02:50
I thought I'd keep him right here to keep me warm
01:02:53
because it's cold in here.
01:03:01
Everybody
01:03:03
up here.
01:03:04
I seen the.
01:03:09
What are you doing
01:03:13
as well?
01:03:13
Test these sounds that I put him back in.
01:03:17
Yeah, but
01:03:23
I think we have a message from him.
01:03:26
Let me see your mama.
01:03:28
Message? You go COVID.
01:03:31
Oh, how can people have a lot of other meaningful options?
01:03:41
And I once learned about problems he had COVID 19
01:03:45
and we can fly around my family several different times.
01:03:49
The total length, pardon me.
01:03:51
And when the chance of funerals, a little ballpark means a lot for the client.
01:03:55
I have not had Darrell, I don't know, lingering rest.
01:03:58
And once I run through the rules have run,
01:04:02
I'll run through my favorite teams to find what I will find.
01:04:07
My second thing fall on are nicknamed Little Capsules, horrible fans.
01:04:13
I won't fly once my own fans and near full.
01:04:16
Christine ran into my parents taking turns around all night
01:04:21
believe on prop no rings but knocking on the stalls will not want to marry them.
01:04:25
They lost while the models Laurel Laurel then they lost
01:04:31
right our of a lot of legal files the of with Laurel
01:04:36
Aristotle triumphs over a lot of the struggles to maintain its former glory
01:04:40
and morality alone in my little control
01:04:43
movement 412,000,001 find
01:04:50
on a lot of long outside arrangements
01:04:52
how to marvel at the files of the most important scene
01:04:57
platform.
01:04:59
All fine going silent.
01:05:00
I'll tell you what the balance from like mad and I'm
01:05:04
standing Simpsons are dad
01:05:08
to one another.
01:05:09
While COVID 19
01:05:14
allowing me to browse around with a laugh on the night.
01:05:18
You all want a separate Santa baby chain of crops
01:05:24
that need special form of treatment groups
01:05:28
online thing
01:05:33
than going about on a full marital
01:05:36
ensemble of contributing in continues eating in now tolerable fault.
01:05:42
I don't mean in the fight for life you take up moral I will option it
01:05:48
all out all in a life my whole plant song
01:05:54
and song referencing
01:05:57
football.
01:05:59
Good day
01:06:02
and a lot to say He had a lot.
01:06:04
He had like a lot to say
01:06:09
so he had a lot to say.
01:06:22
And we graveyard.
01:06:26
I still haven't fixed
01:06:28
the zooming in of the graveyard intro
01:06:33
cranberry and I did.
01:06:40
It's like you're on the beach
01:06:41
now It looks like a video game sort of.
01:06:45
It's very intriguing.
01:06:48
Well, cumbersome
01:06:54
body.
01:06:56
I feel like your searcher is talking right to me.
01:07:00
By the way.
01:07:01
I love. I love your shirt.
01:07:02
Come on.
01:07:08
Very well.
01:07:20
It's weird.
01:07:21
I think you're muted. Am I meeting you?
01:07:24
What's happening?
01:07:25
Okay, let's.
01:07:26
You know, that's you.
01:07:32
All right?
01:07:34
Graveyard.
01:07:37
I noticed that there was
01:07:39
a grave.
01:07:41
Yeah. Be careful.
01:07:44
Okay.
01:07:48
Now, if I just go right here.
01:07:50
This is funny.
01:07:52
This is an inch from my fence
01:07:59
and we can't go.
01:08:03
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:08:07
That's James
01:08:09
R and P.
01:08:13
What was the last
01:08:20
part of
01:08:22
the Scrivener
01:08:28
that's got some snow on it?
01:08:32
Well, it's freezing cold out.
01:08:34
I'm going back in.
01:08:35
It's like three.
01:08:36
Pretty sure it's like, three degrees.
01:08:40
Three.
01:08:41
Perfect.
01:08:43
Right now, I don't even have a dog to keep me warm.
01:08:49
Did you lose the dog?
01:08:52
Yes, I just put it in
01:08:56
here.
01:08:57
He appreciate that?
01:09:03
Yes. Yes.
01:09:05
I found a bunch of Scribner's
01:09:16
just.
01:09:19
I get it.
01:09:21
I got it.
01:09:21
We're just going through the motions. This one. I get it right.
01:09:24
I can hear you.
01:09:25
Can you hear me?
01:09:28
I can hear me.
01:09:30
Yeah.
01:09:34
You sure?
01:09:36
It's a fascinating.
01:09:39
Are we sure, Gary, or no
01:09:43
or no?
01:09:45
You decide.
01:09:49
How do I flip this
01:09:53
crap?
01:09:58
I usually have a smack it a few times.
01:10:00
Flip by itself.
01:10:02
Oh, here.
01:10:07
Whoa, whoa.
01:10:10
That's.
01:10:10
That's just so interesting.
01:10:14
Well, it's the same cardboard cut outs from
01:10:18
ten episodes there.
01:10:20
You have a gun there for you shooting.
01:10:22
Oh, what is that?
01:10:27
I think Gary just had a little bit of an orgasm there.
01:10:29
I don't think you just had a stroke and fell over.
01:10:32
Clearly, the dog is back, right?
01:10:36
Oh. Oh, What the hell?
01:10:38
Oh. Oh.
01:10:43
What are we looking at right now?
01:10:44
What's going on with the.
01:10:49
There we go in a bucket.
01:10:50
What was that? That something.
01:10:54
And there.
01:10:57
I don't understand.
01:11:00
What? You look fine.
01:11:01
You look great.
01:11:02
Do you?
01:11:03
Actually, when you lean forward, the first thing
01:11:06
stop an imperial issue.
01:11:09
Stormtrooper Blaster.
01:11:10
Oh, man, You're going to make me get mine out. And what?
01:11:13
That kind of 60 bucks?
01:11:16
Oh, yeah.
01:11:21
There you go.
01:11:24
The more I got to admit, it looks a little new.
01:11:28
It looks a little too new for my taste.
01:11:31
I don't think
01:11:35
the child
01:11:36
he kidnaped was holding it in, so it just kind of came with him.
01:11:39
Yeah,
01:11:41
yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:11:43
That would happen.
01:11:45
Are you still in a lots of noise?
01:11:48
There were kind.
01:11:51
My hands are cold.
01:11:52
I'm really cold, you guys.
01:11:54
Holy crap.
01:11:55
Why are you.
01:11:56
This is this secret?
01:11:59
Because it makes too much ambient noise and turn it on.
01:12:03
Dude, we'd rather we rather you have a show than freeze.
01:12:07
You could try muting if you're turning around.
01:12:10
Let's see.
01:12:11
I'll do a spin while you spin it up.
01:12:14
Okay.
01:12:16
If you get one of this is electric,
01:12:22
you should buy a house.
01:12:23
I mean, what's
01:12:26
mandatory to wear a funny hat on your birthday?
01:12:29
I'm going to just spin again. Thank you.
01:12:32
Good idea.
01:12:33
No military should not.
01:12:35
It should not be mandatory.
01:12:37
They're going to force that death penalty.
01:12:41
We've had Irish before, too, and they can go fuck themselves.
01:12:45
I got nothing.
01:12:46
No, not nothing wrong with that.
01:12:47
Oh, wait, the Irish. Wait.
01:12:49
That's Tropical Ireland.
01:12:50
Just banned hate speech.
01:12:53
Conor McGregor's getting charged or something.
01:12:56
Really?
01:12:57
Ireland hate speech?
01:13:01
I hate to be topical or show anything interesting.
01:13:04
I don't mean to, you know, but tying on the banning stuff,
01:13:10
there's also the whole
01:13:12
banning of the sale of gas vehicles in New Jersey just passed a law,
01:13:18
but there is no
01:13:21
demand at all on EV vehicles
01:13:26
at all.
01:13:26
They're actually
01:13:27
losing their asses on electric vehicles because nobody's buying them.
01:13:31
It shows you that even even though it's rigged,
01:13:34
there's still a tiny semblance of a free market left.
01:13:36
Obviously, especially like Disney goes woke, they go broke, everyone's go on TV
01:13:41
and they're going at anybody with a logical brain thinks,
01:13:44
wait a minute, if they only last ten years and I'm supposed to pay
01:13:46
another 15 grand for a battery, I mean, even if I have to,
01:13:49
my engine in my new car, that's only five or five grand in an old car.
01:13:53
Ten grand in a new car, you know. Right.
01:13:55
But this just in.
01:14:04
Nazis have taken over Ireland.
01:14:06
It is illegal to have a meme that is reckless, whatever the fuck that means.
01:14:11
Ireland hates me or I mean Ireland hate speech.
01:14:15
I would make it illegal to possess a reckless meme to possess one
01:14:19
oh possess their hair that goes with our culture.
01:14:22
Right? So is this study positive? It's on the internet.
01:14:25
If you possess reckless means, is that a call?
01:14:32
No, no.
01:14:37
The current Irish.
01:14:37
Go on, Elon Musk chimed in.
01:14:40
The current Irish government
01:14:41
clearly cares more about praise for the woke media than their own people.
01:14:45
Yeah, because
01:14:47
they're going to get a group of people that defines what's reckless
01:14:49
and that's going to change for whatever whimsical, arbitrary direction
01:14:54
the group that group decides to go.
01:14:59
It might make sense.
01:15:00
It might make sense at first to a few people,
01:15:02
but eventually won't make sense to anybody. You won't be able to speak.
01:15:05
This stuff is dangerous, more dangerous than the words that could could.
01:15:08
They're trying to block.
01:15:11
I want to see some kind of definition.
01:15:16
Yeah, that's what I heard.
01:15:17
So the Irish authorities
01:15:18
have reportedly opened an investigation about Irish McGregor's Irish
01:15:23
right?
01:15:24
My whole brain went right through that Irish citizen, Conor McGregor.
01:15:28
I don't know what is, so I don't know what his social media post was.
01:15:32
They're not Irish. McGregor
01:15:35
I don't think so, no.
01:15:38
I just.
01:15:40
Hotel.
01:15:40
Ewan McGregor
01:15:46
What was his post?
01:15:47
Hispanic?
01:15:48
McGregor I want to so quickly Google the New Jersey thing.
01:15:52
It is they are they are banning the sale of new gasoline powered vehicles by 2035.
01:15:57
So see New Jersey, they also banned you pick them behind you.
01:16:02
They said they banned you pumping your own gas.
01:16:05
So I don't agree with any of their common sense.
01:16:08
They used to do that back in the day.
01:16:10
My grandma, she used to in Frazier is still alive and kicking.
01:16:15
It's probably about 15 years ago.
01:16:17
20 years ago, there was still they would pump for you
01:16:20
and it was a family run gas station and would go there.
01:16:22
She was very loyal. She knew the people.
01:16:24
If that was their option.
01:16:25
As a as a business, I'm all for it.
01:16:28
Private business.
01:16:28
You should be able to pump gas for if you want.
01:16:32
But in New Jersey on November 27th,
01:16:35
2023, in the whole state of New Jersey, it's illegal to pump your own gas.
01:16:40
Who's pump
01:16:40
and what you pull up and you pay an extra price.
01:16:43
You got to pay a salary.
01:16:45
Plus, it's like the old days, but it's a law that weird.
01:16:49
I just always thought that was weird.
01:16:50
So weird.
01:16:51
A price on top of a service fee on top of the gas price or it's baked in.
01:16:56
You know what?
01:16:57
I don't know. I've never read the statistics.
01:16:58
I'm just assuming if they have to if the station has to pay for people
01:17:02
to pump gas, then they obviously would have to pay more per
01:17:05
it would be a service fee because it wouldn't work very well.
01:17:08
There's cigarets there. They're paper.
01:17:09
Their jelly bellies are more or whatever candy they sell.
01:17:14
Well, you lean right towards jelly bellies.
01:17:16
I love jelly belly. It's very specific.
01:17:18
One of the only it's one of the only candies that are worth it.
01:17:21
Delicious. There's so many kinds to
01:17:25
sponsor.
01:17:25
We would definitely both.
01:17:27
I could.
01:17:28
I could take a Jelly Belly sponsor for sure.
01:17:31
Oh, yeah.
01:17:32
I've seen Brady's candy stash.
01:17:35
He buys in bulk.
01:17:39
Well, he buys many.
01:17:41
Like, I buy weed.
01:17:44
Yeah, Yeah, I buy that is they allow me to buy.
01:17:47
Yeah, yeah.
01:17:48
I get pissed
01:17:49
I almost several times I'm like, should I just place two orders in one day
01:17:53
because they capital. Right.
01:17:54
Don't do that. That's a good that's against the law.
01:17:56
I would never recommend doing that to orders in one day.
01:17:59
Well it's just not you're not allowed to travel with it is the main.
01:18:04
No you're not allowed to possess
01:18:07
in your home. You can do that one time.
01:18:09
I don't think so.
01:18:11
I don't.
01:18:11
About Michigan driving.
01:18:16
Yeah, I don't know
01:18:18
about you guys, but I wait way too long to take my returnable back.
01:18:22
And there's a $25 limit at Kroger and I always go over the limit.
01:18:26
I just go through the line twice.
01:18:28
Does anybody It's not no one's ever done anything to me.
01:18:31
I've.
01:18:31
I've done it several times.
01:18:33
I did it at my or just the other day.
01:18:36
I think the knowledge that you can just go
01:18:38
through the line twice, you can just have another family member go through, right.
01:18:41
Or to just hand them all of them and wait for them to tell me.
01:18:44
And I've never been told, no, you have too many.
01:18:47
I think they should
01:18:49
they should have to take as many back as they're allowed to sell.
01:18:52
So if you're
01:18:52
if you can buy a case of beer, they should take this as many as they sold you.
01:18:56
They should take back that simple.
01:18:58
They will say, All right, pretty pissed off
01:19:02
your story.
01:19:02
Not unexciting, but
01:19:05
returning bottles that were that when I was working at the shop
01:19:08
I would fill this fucking two big ass contract your bags full of fucking bottles
01:19:12
because I was the only person smart enough to, like, recycle people,
01:19:15
recycle bottles, and I get pissed and people throw them in the garbage.
01:19:18
And so I'd be like, Hey, throw them in my card.
01:19:21
I ended up getting like 40 bucks.
01:19:24
And because the stupid machines are so specific and sometimes they spit out
01:19:29
receipts early, if you're not on top of it or you know,
01:19:32
you can only write, I think it's $10 at a time, they'll spit the receipt out.
01:19:36
So I ended up with, like, I don't know, in fucking receipts.
01:19:39
The lady
01:19:41
in the used scan
01:19:43
at fucking Kroger
01:19:46
didn't like scan them all
01:19:49
and I saw, I hand them to her and she scans
01:19:52
and I, she slipped a couple of them and then she puts them in the drawer
01:19:55
and I'm like look.
01:19:55
And I'm like, hey, there is not, they're not all there. She goes, Oh, no.
01:19:58
I scanned them all. I'm like, No, you didn't.
01:20:00
And I'm like, Oh, yeah, I didn't know you did, didn't.
01:20:03
I'm like, There were seven.
01:20:04
So they're trying to figure out like, Oh, what ones could be yours.
01:20:07
And so I'm like, I'm like, You can't.
01:20:09
The manager, we got the manager involved.
01:20:11
I was fucking pissed.
01:20:13
We got the manager involved.
01:20:14
The manager
01:20:15
basically told me that they don't, they don't, they don't know how much.
01:20:18
And I'm like, you can't just you can't just like, look at how much you took
01:20:22
in, how much you paid out and what you didn't pay out.
01:20:25
At the end of the day, she goes, No, we can't.
01:20:27
We can't do that.
01:20:28
I was fucking livid. I fucking I was pissed.
01:20:31
I told them all of, You are making this scene at the local grocery store.
01:20:36
I've done that several times, but not to the staff.
01:20:38
I'm sure you had all the customers, but.
01:20:41
No, no.
01:20:42
But now, whenever I go through the bottle return
01:20:44
and I have multiple flips, I purposely wrinkle them.
01:20:47
So they're all kind of differently wrinkled, sort of increased.
01:20:50
And then I fan them out and I hand them to them in a fucking van
01:20:53
and I make sure they scan every single fucking one of them.
01:20:56
I got to ask, where are you shopping That there's actual people.
01:20:59
All the places I shop at have been replaced by robots and little Conveyor.
01:21:04
Yeah, He was at you scan.
01:21:06
You scan. Oh, okay.
01:21:07
I wasn't paying attention.
01:21:09
So they're going to do the Kroger.
01:21:11
They still do the bottle returns for you at Myer.
01:21:14
They let you, they,
01:21:15
they treat you like a big boy and they let you do it or something.
01:21:18
That's one thing.
01:21:18
Yeah. Yeah. But you got to scan them in
01:21:20
at the right time and then send a little slack.
01:21:22
But it's always full but doesn't work well and sometimes you got to like stick
01:21:25
something in there to push it in all the way, right?
01:21:29
I stick my keys in there and then I.
01:21:32
Maybe I lost my keys in your little slot.
01:21:34
Well, why are you putting an individual reactions like that?
01:21:38
It's great.
01:21:40
How big is her hair?
01:21:43
I like little boys. We.
01:21:46
If we.
01:21:46
We deliver.
01:21:49
I haven't returned a bottle in a year.
01:21:52
You collect them or something?
01:21:53
I don't drink.
01:21:54
No, I don't drink anything except water anymore.
01:21:58
So I, I haven't drank anything but water since March and
01:22:02
I just put a little bit of sirup in it every once in a while and I drink to that.
01:22:07
Yeah.
01:22:08
So yeah, you can.
01:22:09
You can have up to ten ounces in your home in Michigan.
01:22:12
Yeah.
01:22:12
See, it's a traveling thing and you can purchase up
01:22:16
to 2.5 ounces.
01:22:21
Well a lot thing I think of
01:22:23
the purchase is due to travel I believe because you're only allowed to travel with
01:22:28
your family.
01:22:30
That's a lot.
01:22:31
But it is a long drive home from the dispensary.
01:22:34
I mean, it's like 12. It's 12 minutes. Not exactly
01:22:38
mine.
01:22:38
Delivered for free for a while that was nice.
01:22:41
That was only like five.
01:22:42
But I.
01:22:46
So fix the shirt.
01:22:49
Yeah, that's what it says. Yeah.
01:22:51
Fix, fix the but let me move my beer.
01:22:54
What does it say, Gary.
01:22:56
Fix the shirt.
01:22:58
Nope,
01:22:59
that's not well, you know, it's missing some letters.
01:23:02
You got to fix the shirt.
01:23:03
It's a it's from Charlie LEDUFF podcast.
01:23:05
It's not the pimp.
01:23:07
Another part of this and I guess what that says to it, I guess
01:23:12
I his podcast has been sponsored
01:23:15
by some other podcast still doubles and triples down on the whole cunt thing.
01:23:20
He he does not care and he's still they used to call in Dana Nessel. Wow.
01:23:26
Because there is actual evidence of the whole situation where the
01:23:33
attorney,
01:23:35
whatever prosecuting attorney,
01:23:37
they built some fucking
01:23:40
decrepit retiree
01:23:42
dying person over like 50 or I don't know, there, there's evidence
01:23:47
that goes over my head that is available that he talks about
01:23:53
that.
01:23:53
I don't know. Why are politicians always corrupt?
01:23:55
Why can't we get politicians?
01:23:56
Can we get a non corrupt politician for once?
01:24:01
Really?
01:24:01
You know, power corrupts, but I feel like it just is a total
01:24:05
power corrupts absolutely.
01:24:07
Even if they start with good intentions, their whole purpose is to just get, get,
01:24:11
get for their constituents.
01:24:12
So they get you know, they get they get they get.
01:24:14
But when they get the other people have to be gotten from or not get as much.
01:24:20
Right.
01:24:21
Shouldn't everyone be your constituent, though?
01:24:23
No, no, no.
01:24:25
That is not legally. That's not legal. That's not fair.
01:24:28
If if 16 people in this, then you represent everyone.
01:24:32
No, you're only representing who you're handling.
01:24:35
If you're the governor of one state, why should you be representing
01:24:37
another state?
01:24:38
I know, but why are you not representing all of what your state wants?
01:24:41
Because my state's influence is different way.
01:24:44
If I'm a governor, I should be doing what all my state wants.
01:24:46
Or at least the highest bidder. Yeah, right. I should go.
01:24:48
Oh, what's best for the State?
01:24:50
Not like. Oh, what's what's Democrat?
01:24:52
What's a Republican? That should be just what's best
01:24:56
to be right in the middle,
01:24:59
which is.
01:25:02
Oh, Utopia.
01:25:03
Got it? Yeah.
01:25:05
Totally possible. Hope.
01:25:07
Yeah.
01:25:07
I'm just saying.
01:25:12
Yeah.
01:25:13
Look, if it if you either
01:25:16
you either kill
01:25:20
100 little boys
01:25:22
or you kill 100 little girls,
01:25:25
or we could kill
01:25:27
50 little boys and 50 little girls.
01:25:32
Which would you choose?
01:25:35
I'd say this is not now.
01:25:37
I see the 5050 right now,
01:25:42
so I have to go.
01:25:47
Let's set that up right away. Right.
01:25:48
You do the 5050 because it's not fair.
01:25:51
Hundred and zero and it's not fair 100 and zero.
01:25:56
So you do 50 and 50, you meet in the fucking middle
01:25:59
and it ends up being fair for everyone is what I'm trying to say.
01:26:02
What about the 50? Okay, what about
01:26:06
you? That logic sure
01:26:08
is that it's not for children, it's not fair for everyone,
01:26:13
because it's a fundamental for
01:26:15
everybody wins.
01:26:16
What's a metaphor?
01:26:18
I don't know.
01:26:19
Sheep.
01:26:23
I kind of wanted to make a little.
01:26:25
Like I didn't know what the the verbiage should be.
01:26:29
Ask Gary or a deer flag
01:26:33
because I did ask Gary
01:26:35
or asked for I'm sorry, because those are words.
01:26:38
And then flag is not
01:26:42
it is now.
01:26:45
Nope still isn't I check
01:26:47
here comes from this is coming from urban dictionary
01:26:50
anyway but we'll get it in the we'll get it in Webster's.
01:26:53
That's a great idea.
01:26:54
Oh like get glad you with it I'm bringing flashback
01:26:58
Well we'll get we'll get flags in there and flag you'll be a
01:27:01
what's the word of a different form of a word that's connected in the same
01:27:05
index part of a dictionary.
01:27:07
You know that Mr.
01:27:08
Grammar man.
01:27:09
Me on the other hand,
01:27:13
the number one comment,
01:27:19
I like what you're saying.
01:27:22
There's nobody calling in yet, but you're incoherent.
01:27:25
Yeah. Call.
01:27:27
I made six three range three.
01:27:29
I was almost going to call it deer flabby
01:27:33
because it's early and flat.
01:27:34
Just your flabby.
01:27:39
And that made sense to you?
01:27:40
Yeah, because you're flabby.
01:27:43
Oh, yeah.
01:27:44
Well, you are
01:27:46
in the middle
01:27:48
for the camera and £38.
01:27:52
Where did Brady go?
01:27:53
You ready for the first deer flat?
01:27:56
Yeah.
01:27:58
Yeah, but
01:28:01
no, I'm not.
01:28:02
I'm just going to read it because there's nothing.
01:28:03
There's no point of. All right, I'll answer.
01:28:07
Daughter Ready to bail on marriage?
01:28:09
Stuck, Rut
01:28:12
Deer flag.
01:28:14
My daughter just told her husband of six years and two beautiful children
01:28:19
that she no longer wants a relationship with him.
01:28:21
Truthfully, he hasn't worked since COVID and spends
01:28:24
most of the day on the couch on his phone.
01:28:28
She wants to keep things amicable and his
01:28:33
and has an appointment with an attorney in three weeks, which he is aware of.
01:28:39
We want her happiness.
01:28:41
Any recommendations signed hoping for the best in Nevada?
01:28:47
I don't even know what the question was.
01:28:50
Marriage is not a temporary agreement.
01:28:53
Check the vows.
01:28:59
Vow means something can't be broken.
01:29:02
How do you know what their vows were that?
01:29:05
Were they? They then
01:29:08
it's they're almost cookie cutter at this point.
01:29:14
I swear to stick with you until something better comes along.
01:29:19
Is that part of any of them
01:29:22
want that bullcrap?
01:29:23
I'll bet it is.
01:29:24
Now, what do you think the.
01:29:29
What do you think?
01:29:30
Abby responded, with?
01:29:33
Oh, she would say, leave that loser.
01:29:37
So your son in law may be suffering from depression
01:29:40
if your daughter's happiness is all you want, stay out of it.
01:29:43
However, if you wish to make a feeble effort
01:29:47
to save her marriage for the sake of your beautiful grandchildren,
01:29:50
suggest that before she throws it throws in the towel.
01:29:52
They both talk with a marriage and family therapist.
01:29:55
That's the most fucking ridiculous response.
01:29:58
Who the fuck? A counselor.
01:30:00
She's c c he may be depressed.
01:30:03
It's like, Yeah, no shit.
01:30:04
Obviously he's a piece of shit.
01:30:06
My hope is to tell you to seek help.
01:30:10
This, uh, this one's a little,
01:30:15
little longer.
01:30:15
Are you ready for the next one?
01:30:17
I feel like I have a little.
01:30:20
Oh, yeah. Stick with your obligations.
01:30:22
You made a commitment.
01:30:24
Stick with your commitments. Right.
01:30:26
So, unfortunately, this one
01:30:31
is also a marriage related one, dear.
01:30:34
All right, I'm.
01:30:36
I'm a middle aged, married man and father of two.
01:30:39
Although I work as a banker, I'm also an aspiring pianist.
01:30:45
I have practice 2 to 3 hours a day
01:30:48
for many years, my music is unique, unlike any ever heard.
01:30:53
Of course it is.
01:30:54
My wife of 18 years will not appreciate my music.
01:30:57
She never comments on it, never pays
01:31:00
a compliment and never supports me about it.
01:31:04
I do receive praise from my transcriber, my recording editor, my auto audio
01:31:09
engineer, strangers friends, my parents and my eight year old daughter.
01:31:13
I'm tempted to call our marriage quits.
01:31:15
What the fuck is wrong with us yet?
01:31:18
But divorce as well as as we all know, is nothing
01:31:22
that was
01:31:23
an accident means a good mother and homemaker.
01:31:26
Something else that makes me want to leave is that I'm good, the ladies.
01:31:29
And in the past I've had more than my share of female companionship.
01:31:33
Okay.
01:31:34
The combination of a wife who doesn't appreciate my art
01:31:36
and the temptation of once again being the stud I was after
01:31:40
a minor makeover and some weight loss and resuming the.
01:31:45
That's weird because that's in parentheses
01:31:46
after a minor makeover and some weight loss
01:31:49
closed parentheses and resuming these
01:31:52
those wonderful adventures is enough incentive for me to end my marriage
01:31:56
once my music starts hitting streaming platforms, I expect great things.
01:32:00
But since my wife is indifferent to my artistic pursuit, I'm conflicted
01:32:04
about whether I should remain married to her or risk a lot by getting a divorce.
01:32:09
Please help me make the right decision.
01:32:10
Sign music maker in the East.
01:32:14
Same thing.
01:32:16
You made a commitment stick with that commitment.
01:32:18
You're living up here.
01:32:19
You need to live where you're at.
01:32:22
That's stupid.
01:32:23
That's really, really stupid.
01:32:27
Sounds like you don't even want to be married in the first place
01:32:29
if it was considering.
01:32:30
Right. Right. That's.
01:32:32
That's this whole thing.
01:32:33
Like, he's actually doesn't have a problem
01:32:36
except him inside his own scale.
01:32:38
The problem
01:32:41
is, yeah, he's creating a problem where there is none.
01:32:44
She doesn't appreciate his art.
01:32:47
Screw, you know, everything's for everybody.
01:32:50
I think he's been on the couch since COVID playing on his phone,
01:32:54
saying, Get
01:33:02
this is a fun new segment.
01:33:04
Oh, George stories.
01:33:06
This one drawer wakes up surrounded by cops sitting in the driver's
01:33:11
seat of his truck and trying to figure out if the blood on his shirt is his own.
01:33:15
Spoiler alert.
01:33:16
The blood on his shirt was his own blood
01:33:19
bladder.
01:33:21
I've been told that one out.
01:33:23
I don't think so.
01:33:24
It's a good one.
01:33:26
It's maybe it's better for or two miles.
01:33:28
It's kind of a long lost cause. It involves.
01:33:31
I know.
01:33:31
So my buddy and I were working together
01:33:35
and we were working a lot, and we got tickets from our boss to go
01:33:40
to the Michigan Appalachian State game where they got totally blown out.
01:33:45
Yeah.
01:33:46
So we go to the game and they're getting blown out right from the get go.
01:33:51
So game was kind of boring.
01:33:52
So we left and we went bar hopping.
01:33:54
During the process of going, bar hopping, my buddy Joe
01:33:58
randomly bumps into some dude like
01:34:00
Joe even tried to get out of the way but was into some dude.
01:34:03
The dude turns and punches Joe in the face
01:34:06
and I look and like, Joe
01:34:08
Joe's like bleeding from his nose and he's like, What the fuck?
01:34:10
And I'm like, Dude, what happened? He's that guy just punched me.
01:34:12
And I'm like, Really?
01:34:12
And the dude still standing, like, right there.
01:34:15
So, like, I punch him and then he's like, He didn't do anything.
01:34:18
And so I punch him again and then he, like, runs away and I look back at Joe
01:34:22
and Joe is being taken into the nearest establishment to like, get all cleaned up.
01:34:26
The people that were working there saw what happened
01:34:28
and they were like helping like clean him up and stuff.
01:34:30
It was kind of nice, their part.
01:34:32
And so I look back in the guys, like around in the fucking corner
01:34:35
in the next block and I'm like, Well, shit, I got to go get this motherfucker.
01:34:39
So I go, Yeah, I go around one corner, around another corner,
01:34:43
around another corner, and he's like, sitting on the ground, like, crying.
01:34:46
And I'm like, Dude, what the fuck is your problem? I saw Bitchin.
01:34:50
The cops were already, like, up on it
01:34:53
and a cop rolls up.
01:34:54
And so there was just whatever.
01:34:55
I was blatantly drunk.
01:34:57
And it was fun because, like, I could
01:34:58
it was like I could be drunk in front of the cop.
01:35:01
And cause I was it was kind of like being hero.
01:35:03
You're a victim. Yeah.
01:35:06
And so
01:35:09
that was like our day, right?
01:35:10
And so, like, we were drunk until I forget what time?
01:35:14
Because when we went to,
01:35:15
we got free beers at that bar, and then we went bar hopping and we split.
01:35:19
We went home for a brief period
01:35:22
and then we met back up a couple hours later
01:35:25
and we ended up going to a we actually
01:35:29
did shrooms
01:35:31
during the afternoon
01:35:33
and then during the evening we didn't do that much shrooms, but we were fine.
01:35:38
And then during the evening we were doing we went to a house party
01:35:42
and there was a do that.
01:35:44
For some reason I don't know why he didn't like me.
01:35:46
And so I decided to stay away from him
01:35:48
because I've kind of got into a scuffle with him before and it just
01:35:51
I didn't want anything to do with him back then.
01:35:53
I didn't want anything to do with him
01:35:55
currently at that party.
01:35:57
And so we ended up at my buddy's backyard
01:36:00
that is not that far from my house and
01:36:05
we're snorting Xanax and.
01:36:09
That's funny.
01:36:10
The next thing I know, I'm
01:36:13
waking up in my vehicle
01:36:16
and I'm surrounded by cops
01:36:19
and I'm in a church parking lot because that's where I parked.
01:36:24
And I've got blood on my shirt.
01:36:26
I'm my t shirt.
01:36:28
I'm missing my man shirt, I'm missing my belt.
01:36:31
And there's just like like six cop cars just circle around.
01:36:34
And the cops are all just kind of like,
01:36:37
I don't know, they they don't know what to do.
01:36:39
It seemed like they they were just kind of they been there for a little bit.
01:36:44
And then, like, they see that I kind of woke up and so, like,
01:36:48
they're like, hey, are you are you?
01:36:50
And I'm like, and I told them that story.
01:36:51
I'm like, Yeah, you like,
01:36:52
I was at this party and I'm like, I'm looking at just the evidence of like
01:36:56
in my head.
01:36:56
I'm like, Okay, I probably ended up fighting that fucking asshole.
01:37:00
And so that's what up happening.
01:37:04
And in my head when I went there, I knew like, okay, this guy's here.
01:37:08
And I know like there is issues. I don't know what the fuck his problem is.
01:37:11
I don't really want to fight them like,
01:37:13
but I just in my head knew that something had to have happened
01:37:17
because that's what happened before.
01:37:19
And I know that, like, I didn't.
01:37:21
I was as fucked up as I was.
01:37:22
I didn't drive, I parked.
01:37:24
The cops were cool.
01:37:25
They didn't have my keys in the ignition.
01:37:27
So I don't know if the blood was from snorting the Xanax
01:37:31
or from like, the fight.
01:37:32
I'm pretty sure it was from snorting the Xanax.
01:37:36
Right?
01:37:36
Yeah. There's a nosebleed.
01:37:38
Yeah, Because you're self inflicted nosebleed.
01:37:41
Yeah.
01:37:42
And so they allowed me to get driven
01:37:46
home by my brother
01:37:48
and my truck, and I picked it up.
01:37:51
Now, my older brother, who I'm not going to to be okay,
01:37:57
he doesn't deserve credit for even doing that
01:37:59
because it wasn't even that much of a thing to do and think of himself. So.
01:38:02
But his name Buro.
01:38:04
No. So I went home and I pretty much
01:38:07
slept for 24 hours straight.
01:38:10
Wow. Like I did not wake up for 24 hours.
01:38:12
Like, I'm like, close to.
01:38:15
And then when I woke up, I was like, What the fuck was, you know?
01:38:20
So I knew where the dude lived because I drove by his house.
01:38:23
Every time I went to my other buddy's.
01:38:24
And so I just drove to his house and I knocked on his door.
01:38:28
His parents answered. I asked to talk to him.
01:38:30
He comes in the door and I'm like, If you have a problem with me, I'm like,
01:38:34
I don't know what your deal is because I don't have a problem with you.
01:38:36
But I'm like, If you want to fight about it, like,
01:38:38
let's just fight right now on your front, man, and we'll just get it over with.
01:38:42
Because, like, I'm like I feel like you're just catching me off guard
01:38:46
and it's like you like, it's like if you just want to get it done,
01:38:48
I'm like, it's just right now, they're one on one.
01:38:52
And like, he
01:38:53
didn't want to do that.
01:38:57
Which is funny
01:38:58
because like six or eight months later I saw him at a bar
01:39:02
and he actually ended up buying me a beer. So.
01:39:05
Oh, okay.
01:39:07
For being a stand up guy.
01:39:09
Let's just go house to house and ask for a fight.
01:39:13
I mean, it was a great story.
01:39:15
That was that was one of the best stories ever.
01:39:18
Not exactly.
01:39:19
I felt like it was a little Oh, I just love waking up surrounded by cops.
01:39:25
Quite interesting.
01:39:26
I'm just like I'm like a church parking lot.
01:39:28
That was That's great.
01:39:29
That's that's my favorite story.
01:39:31
I don't know why there were so many cops involved, but obviously they didn't know.
01:39:34
They I think I believe they said that they were potentially about
01:39:37
to break the window because they weren't sure if I was like, like, you know, alive.
01:39:41
Yeah. Yeah.
01:39:42
I think they saw they could do a wellness check.
01:39:45
So if I need medical attention immediately or if it's,
01:39:51
uh, we need people to call in or chat or we might as well just wrap it up.
01:39:56
Come on,
01:39:58
come on and chat your flags all in our chat.
01:40:01
Okay.
01:40:03
Like comments.
01:40:04
I like this segment too. 2 to 3 more.
01:40:07
All right, dear flag.
01:40:09
This is called This is sister's attitude towards
01:40:12
others shifts sun and suddenly dear flag,
01:40:16
my little sister and I my little sister and I get along great as kids was
01:40:22
I thought I was supposed to be a I can't seem to get the volume on that.
01:40:26
And my little sister and I get along, got along great as kids.
01:40:30
We played together a lot, and even when we made new friends
01:40:33
and different interests, we promised to always have each other's backs.
01:40:37
In high school, I befriended and eventually started dating a girl.
01:40:42
My family adored
01:40:45
these boys or girls.
01:40:48
Now a boy and a girl.
01:40:50
Okay, I was hoping it was a lesbian situation, but that's just me.
01:40:53
And so it's a dude talking about his sister
01:40:57
already picked up on that in high school, I befriended
01:41:01
and eventually started dating a girl my family adored, my sister included.
01:41:06
After nine years, we have finally become engaged
01:41:09
and now my sister has grown hostile towards us.
01:41:12
She never hinted that she dislike my fiancee before,
01:41:15
and nobody in our family can get or get a reason from her.
01:41:19
My mother wants her to be a part of our wedding, but
01:41:21
with this change in her behavior, I'm not comfortable with the idea
01:41:25
that I do something wrong.
01:41:26
Should I her to get to the bottom of this?
01:41:29
I'm baffled, brother. It is a brother.
01:41:34
I know that I told you that already.
01:41:37
And yes, as your sister. What's up?
01:41:41
You're.
01:41:42
You're tight. Since you were kids.
01:41:43
Why can't you just talk about it? Duh.
01:41:47
Sounds like sisters.
01:41:48
Let's go.
01:41:51
I'll tell you right off the bat.
01:41:52
Just being brother and sister doesn't open up an automatic door to connect.
01:41:57
Yeah, it does.
01:41:59
You doesn't know.
01:42:01
You're lucky if you have a brother or sister that you're connected to.
01:42:04
It's not automatic.
01:42:06
I've seven of them.
01:42:09
And also all seven of seven eight total.
01:42:15
Yeah, or two.
01:42:17
That two died.
01:42:19
I can't really talk to them,
01:42:22
but did you have time to get connected to them?
01:42:25
Yes, every single one of them know me so well.
01:42:28
Then I could tell them anything.
01:42:30
Absolutely anything.
01:42:32
You should be fortunate.
01:42:34
And like I'm just saying, it's not.
01:42:36
Yeah, it's good. It's a good thing. That's good.
01:42:38
But it's not automatic because we grew up together.
01:42:40
We we know
01:42:43
like my behavior hasn't changed.
01:42:45
You know, I'm still a giant child with.
01:42:49
Yeah,
01:42:51
I don't know, over impartial like, sure I know my brother
01:42:54
and I know I can sort of rely on them, but I don't want to.
01:42:58
He's an asshole, so I kind of have like a 5050.
01:43:00
I have like a great relationship with my one brother
01:43:03
in a terrible relationship with my other brother.
01:43:05
So I've got like a 5050, right? So it's not out of my.
01:43:08
Yeah, it's not even my it's not me.
01:43:09
It's not me at all.
01:43:10
That's the terrible relationship. It's him.
01:43:12
Because I only point was it's not belittling.
01:43:15
He's probably bipolar or autistic and never was good
01:43:19
parents, good environment, Asperger's, good siblings.
01:43:22
Yeah, too good.
01:43:23
He thinks he's good inner, inner self.
01:43:25
But yeah, there's people that probably don't even know.
01:43:29
Well, I guess do they count if they've never met them?
01:43:33
There's people that,
01:43:34
you know, siblings that probably have never even met
01:43:37
or newly met
01:43:40
if they were, you know, not full siblings.
01:43:45
No, It sounds like they were tight
01:43:47
and they should be able to just talk about it.
01:43:51
Do you think that relates and extends where you can really see the problem?
01:43:55
You seem to be very friendly with everyone.
01:43:57
I don't know.
01:43:57
A lot of people that say Gary is a fucking asshole.
01:44:01
Most people
01:44:03
rave about, you know, because if you had seven siblings, you probably had to be
01:44:07
kind of go along, going to get along, or you'd get your ass kicked.
01:44:13
You be a dick. But yes.
01:44:14
All right.
01:44:17
Exactly. Okay.
01:44:20
I like to get under people's skin, but that's that that's to improve them.
01:44:25
It's all in good fun. I'm helping
01:44:30
you. Me?
01:44:31
My next one.
01:44:31
I like these deep fried cheese.
01:44:33
I'm even saying 5G.
01:44:36
I'm getting flattery with it.
01:44:38
Then and then. And then. All right.
01:44:40
Women's temper torpedoes, Rocky,
01:44:43
three year romance, Beer flag.
01:44:46
It's got a title.
01:44:47
A 59 year old single man who's dating a 42 year old.
01:44:51
Oh, look at you, buddy.
01:44:53
42 year old Robert for the past three years,
01:44:57
the whole time we dated, she was going through a divorce.
01:45:00
I supported her and helped her through it.
01:45:03
The papers were signed four months ago.
01:45:05
Her relationship with her ex started when she was 16
01:45:08
and it lasted 26 years.
01:45:12
They have a 14 year old daughter together.
01:45:14
The relationship was emotionally abusive.
01:45:18
We had a lot in common
01:45:19
and loved doing things together, but our relationship was rocky.
01:45:23
During the time we were together.
01:45:24
We split up three times because she would get upset with me over
01:45:28
simple things, but would never have a conversation to try to work it out.
01:45:32
She has a short fuze and her temper goes from 0 to 60 in a heartbeat.
01:45:37
Our fourth argument was our last.
01:45:40
She told me to take my things and get out.
01:45:43
I love her, and when I told her so many times
01:45:47
she would respond the same.
01:45:49
I love her more than I can explain in words.
01:45:52
I'm not her ex. I'm nothing like him.
01:45:54
I've done things for her that any woman would melt, melt or Slow down, buddy.
01:46:00
She told me on my way out the door that she doesn't want a relationship
01:46:03
and never did. She wants to be alone
01:46:07
after all
01:46:07
the time I invested in us, I was crushed.
01:46:10
We are still friends and face that Facebook.
01:46:13
Good job.
01:46:14
If I texted her, she'll need it but but won't respond she?
01:46:18
Should I give up and move on or let her figure her life out and hope
01:46:22
she realizes we had something special signed,
01:46:26
pushed aside in pencil mania.
01:46:29
Okay. Pushed aside.
01:46:31
You should remain pushed aside.
01:46:33
We're banned on Facebook
01:46:36
and I know that bitches be crazy.
01:46:41
Three, three.
01:46:42
Your relationship.
01:46:45
That's not a lifelong commitment.
01:46:47
That is a cut ties get out leaving she she's crazy.
01:46:52
The age gap you know it's almost like she's
01:46:56
the problem the age gap is age gap.
01:46:59
It's all problems.
01:47:00
How much longer do you think he's going to live?
01:47:03
Let 30 years.
01:47:06
But that that's irrelevant.
01:47:09
They're going this is going to be this is a pattern.
01:47:11
Their fourth argument will be their last if he gets back together
01:47:14
and then it'll be the next argument and then she'll kick him out again.
01:47:18
Why put a stop to that?
01:47:21
If we split up three times?
01:47:23
Yeah, I always look at that to say we're going to split up.
01:47:27
Yeah, Mare. Yeah.
01:47:29
If you're looking at a split up every year or quicker,
01:47:35
you don't need any of that.
01:47:37
The age gap was enough for me,
01:47:39
but there's this repeating pattern of,
01:47:42
of, of how
01:47:44
terminal are you?
01:47:46
Is that not like just a little spat but, but she,
01:47:51
she sounds like she skips right to it's over
01:47:55
like immediately like her her out is out
01:48:02
now cut ties
01:48:07
All right next one
01:48:09
got to I thought there was another one
01:48:14
because I don't feel I make up what I feel like.
01:48:16
I read more now.
01:48:17
I like to not make things up. Flag.
01:48:20
I'm a co-producer of the sailing podcast, and the host sucks.
01:48:26
Should I
01:48:28
masturbate live online?
01:48:30
We are soaring and constantly, constantly, constantly,
01:48:34
constantly getting better so everything you say is untrue.
01:48:37
So now we just lost credibility.
01:48:38
Now the show is failing.
01:48:41
Okay. Thank you.
01:48:42
Husband won't acknowledge impacts of his hearing loss, fear, flattery.
01:48:48
My husband is hard of hearing, hard of hard, of hearing.
01:48:52
No matter what I ask of him or when we have a conversation
01:48:56
he denies I ever spoke to him, asked him to do anything, etc..
01:49:00
When I suggest that he may have a hearing problem and should see a doctor,
01:49:04
he becomes angry, belligerent and denies there's anything wrong with him.
01:49:08
Our marriage has turned into one big fight.
01:49:11
I've asked him to say I didn't hear you.
01:49:13
Could you repeat that when he doesn't hear me?
01:49:16
But that hasn't worked.
01:49:19
He still flat out denies I said anything to him.
01:49:22
If I don't clearly hear hear him clearly, I ask him to repeat what I didn't hear.
01:49:27
How can I convince him that he needs a hearing aid before these fights?
01:49:31
And our marriage signed on deaf ears in West Virginia.
01:49:36
Okay, deaf ears
01:49:39
speak more clearly.
01:49:42
Start yelling now.
01:49:45
This is on you.
01:49:48
You're not coming out of this hearing.
01:49:53
You're just not saying anything
01:49:54
important enough to firm to remember.
01:49:57
This is on.
01:50:00
I like that answer.
01:50:03
Yes. That's why I'm here to help.
01:50:07
I know sometimes people like conjugate when they talk.
01:50:10
They just kind of like mumble three words.
01:50:11
I'm just kind of
01:50:14
it's not what conjugate means, but we know what you mean for
01:50:17
you sounded just like Elvis.
01:50:19
I mean, it's like a verb. Slavery. Marshall
01:50:23
What it of get me up.
01:50:25
That means you make your verb
01:50:29
match the tense of the rest of the sentence.
01:50:34
I'm sorry.
01:50:34
What did you say to me?
01:50:35
Did you say Max or match?
01:50:37
And all I heard was my job is.
01:50:40
Oh, good.
01:50:42
You were due to murder in conjunction
01:50:46
with you.
01:50:47
But I don't.
01:50:49
I don't know what. What's.
01:50:51
What's happening now?
01:50:53
Oh, here we go.
01:50:55
Ship his fucking cocksucker, motherfucker tits.
01:50:57
Is that enough, or shall I go on Fagot, fagot, fagot, fagot.
01:51:01
Wait, go fagot jabber, fagot, fagot.
01:51:05
Okay, so now to bring it back on topic, let's rounded out here.
01:51:09
Okay, I got one more thing.
01:51:10
Good. Ask Virgin.
01:51:12
There's a people. Yeah, yeah. I love these.
01:51:15
Go ahead Logo
01:51:17
Couples of war still raw subject after ten years plus gear flag.
01:51:21
My parents were married for 22 years.
01:51:23
They separated in 2007 and by 28 the divorce was final.
01:51:27
Well, this is a good thing for both of them.
01:51:29
The fallout from their marriage was intense.
01:51:31
I won't dig into the ugly, but they both had their faults and it was rough.
01:51:36
Since the divorce, Dad has moved on.
01:51:38
Sadly, he lost his wife of 13 years.
01:51:41
Suddenly, several months.
01:51:43
Mom still blames Dad for everything that happened to her ever since his award,
01:51:48
even though she
01:51:49
chose to quit her job and go on to disability,
01:51:52
which severely limited her income and options.
01:51:55
When Dad's wife died, mom was almost happy.
01:52:00
She said she knew that some grief because she she said
01:52:05
she knew that some grief because of what she went through with the divorce.
01:52:10
The fuck is that sentence even mean?
01:52:12
She said she knew that some.
01:52:14
So this must actually be
01:52:20
this might do the fucking
01:52:21
whatever the error now something.
01:52:26
This must be an actual word drives.
01:52:30
Yeah.
01:52:30
She's incoherent because.
01:52:33
Of what she will ask your parents.
01:52:36
Same thing.
01:52:38
So this was actually be a real submission because it really, really put the SEC in.
01:52:43
If it's like
01:52:44
it puts sick, if it's the person who authored it, was it bullshit?
01:52:49
I found the internet doesn't follow any rules anymore.
01:52:51
Whatever I would like attend holiday gatherings
01:52:54
with the family this year as he will be alone most of the time.
01:52:58
But mom refuses to come if he is there.
01:53:01
How can I help her move on?
01:53:02
Inclusive. Signed.
01:53:04
Inclusive in Michigan.
01:53:07
Oh hey, inclusive in Michigan.
01:53:10
I'm also in Michigan.
01:53:11
And I'm also inclusive.
01:53:13
Whoever issues the ultimatum is the one who gets left out.
01:53:16
Sorry, Mom.
01:53:22
That seemed very specific to
01:53:26
those children.
01:53:27
So the mother said she won't show up.
01:53:31
If he shows up. He's not saying he won't show up.
01:53:34
If the mother shows Mother's issuing them all ultimatum, Mom
01:53:40
hit the curb.
01:53:42
Sorry.
01:53:42
It it that sorry, hit that curb, bitch
01:53:47
that they both get invited.
01:53:50
That's it.
01:53:52
That's actually the end of the story.
01:53:53
She chooses not to come. That's fine.
01:53:57
She can choose not to come.
01:53:58
Who would ever choose not to come?
01:54:01
So there are lots of come
01:54:05
within the options.
01:54:06
I don't know.
01:54:06
I guess they would choose not to come if there was like, a dude doing it.
01:54:10
I like to get it to the point where there's no choice for them to come.
01:54:14
There's like a dude touching me and like, I'd rather not come.
01:54:18
I would choose not to come.
01:54:22
Oh, are you from this?
01:54:27
Where the fuck I had?
01:54:30
I'm going to try to find one more because I feel like I miss it.
01:54:33
Looks like a price tag something.
01:54:35
But I know doors always click it on me for how much I spend on my Star Wars toys.
01:54:40
That was only 25 bucks.
01:54:44
We saw them for 50.
01:54:47
This is like a Black Friday sale.
01:54:48
Do you guys know what I got for Black Friday?
01:54:52
Oh, I don't have it here.
01:54:53
I have it inside.
01:54:54
I sleep with my new chainsaw.
01:54:56
18 inch brushless rechargeable electric.
01:55:02
I cut up a bunch of logs.
01:55:03
I can I can start a fire now.
01:55:05
I should because I'm freezing cold.
01:55:08
Let's do it.
01:55:09
Yeah. Why don't you buy the fire?
01:55:13
Oh, by the way, I tried to turn on the propane heater.
01:55:16
I think I'm on propane because it wouldn't.
01:55:18
It would, like, start but not kick up fully.
01:55:21
So I think it's just I'm,
01:55:25
I'm running on fumes here.
01:55:30
That's all right.
01:55:31
The noise is no good for the podcast.
01:55:32
I should just dress warmer.
01:55:34
That's why I have my my poofy koda.
01:55:37
Look how big I look.
01:55:38
It's fluffy, all right?
01:55:40
I'm like.
01:55:41
I'm like a little tiny head and a heavy girl
01:55:46
with a giant coat.
01:55:49
I've got Mickey Mouse gloves on.
01:55:52
So keeping you warm
01:55:55
there.
01:55:56
Over there.
01:55:58
Right, Kermit?
01:56:03
Oh, I do have new artwork for the show.
01:56:08
Artwork here. Little boy.
01:56:11
You go get your.
01:56:12
Everyone's going to listen to me.
01:56:13
You're in it from afar.
01:56:16
Can't wait.
01:56:22
I'm trying to find the dollar bill.
01:56:24
Y'all The dollar bill?
01:56:27
Y'all trying to find it?
01:56:31
That's Millpond Park.
01:56:37
Is that a stream under under Millpond Park?
01:56:39
It sounds like a stream.
01:56:41
I mean, under the bridge, not under the park, obviously.
01:56:45
That was painted by one of my seven sisters.
01:56:52
Wait,
01:56:54
you're siblings are all sisters?
01:56:57
No. My eight sibling is a brother.
01:57:00
Okay.
01:57:02
708. Well, I thought you said there were seven.
01:57:05
You would have been eight.
01:57:06
Now that I am, I.
01:57:10
I can barely keep track.
01:57:13
Well, at that point, you're not names
01:57:15
your numbers unless, right?
01:57:18
Yeah, they are.
01:57:19
Our parents should have numbered us.
01:57:20
Same same parents.
01:57:22
Honest question in 23. Yes.
01:57:27
Because marriage is a lifelong commitment.
01:57:30
And so my parents are still married.
01:57:33
I'm still married to my first wife.
01:57:41
She doesn't
01:57:42
like when I call her my first wife.
01:57:46
Would you rather you call her her second wife?
01:57:49
I guess. I don't know.
01:57:51
Maybe not number her, maybe not.
01:57:53
Like even just go.
01:57:55
Did you find the owl yet? No,
01:57:58
I couldn't find the owl.
01:57:59
And I was looking at the dollar.
01:58:01
I found another deer flag while he's looking for owls.
01:58:03
Oh. Oh, please hit me.
01:58:07
I would love to, but I'm not there right now.
01:58:10
Okay.
01:58:11
Want?
01:58:13
Yeah.
01:58:14
I live in a rural, rural, rural community in southern Indiana.
01:58:19
It's.
01:58:20
Everyone goes to church on Sunday, knows everyone.
01:58:25
Everyone kind of place.
01:58:27
I was employed at the health care center for almost four years
01:58:31
before quitting to become a full time caregiver and homemaker.
01:58:36
During my time with the health care facility,
01:58:37
I became acquainted with an elderly gentleman.
01:58:40
We became good friends and remained good friends to this day.
01:58:43
I visit him several times a week when time allows and we talk on the telephone.
01:58:48
It's awfully weird.
01:58:51
The problem is where the problem is.
01:58:53
His family doesn't like that
01:58:55
I am a homosexual male and that I have such a close relationship with him.
01:58:59
He does not want me.
01:59:00
He does not want me to stop visiting, nor do I want to.
01:59:04
What can I do to make everyone relax so he can still remain good friends
01:59:08
with some without someone disapproving,
01:59:11
signed, unappreciated friend?
01:59:14
I don't know.
01:59:14
I think we already kind of answer that.
01:59:20
He was a you know, you and I both went, That's weird.
01:59:23
Before he goes, I'm a homosexual.
01:59:25
Before we even got read that part, we were like, little.
01:59:28
And then it's like, Oh, and he's gay,
01:59:31
right? He's
01:59:34
explained the
01:59:35
like it made the rest less weird.
01:59:38
Oh, maybe,
01:59:42
like, oh, I'm going to believe.
01:59:43
I don't think gay
01:59:45
Indiana is not really accepting of that.
01:59:48
Maybe moving.
01:59:49
I don't think it has anything to do with being gay.
01:59:51
It's just kind of weird in general.
01:59:53
And you right? Because he's gay and right.
01:59:56
We don't even know that he's making it a gay thing.
01:59:59
But it's it's not. It's just we're going to be gay thing.
02:00:01
They think he's creeping on their elderly relatives.
02:00:05
I mean, I don't know if you've ever seen it, but like it was it was creepy.
02:00:09
It was creepy before we knew he was gay, though.
02:00:12
So when my grandma lived in the old folks of neighborhood,
02:00:15
like she had older friends and there was like a couple like,
02:00:19
dudes that would come around and help do handyman work
02:00:22
and they would try to, like, befriend the old folk,
02:00:25
the old ladies that had nobody else in their lives to try to like.
02:00:28
You know,
02:00:30
I don't get extra money off of them.
02:00:31
Or if they die, hopefully they get some type of inheritance a little bit like the
02:00:47
sad quarterback.
02:00:50
No, no.
02:00:52
Yes. You will do one more, Dear Abby.
02:00:56
I found one more somewhere.
02:01:05
You find it.
02:01:07
When I found that, I found a piece that was my first piece.
02:01:11
All podcast. Me too.
02:01:13
I didn't piss at all.
02:01:13
Last podcast, but I was sipping on champagne again.
02:01:16
I'm a deer. These deer fled.
02:01:19
You know, my brother and I recently found my father,
02:01:23
who has been married for more than
02:01:26
oh, my brother And I recently found out found out my father, who has been married
02:01:31
for more than 30 years, is having sexual relations with other men.
02:01:36
This man accused my brother of being gay.
02:01:39
He's not claims to be religious and sleeps next to my mother every night.
02:01:44
And I'm not sure how to approach this because honestly, I'm in shock.
02:01:47
My brother is furious.
02:01:49
We found a secret email address of dads
02:01:52
along with messages to men he's been meeting.
02:01:55
Some of them Describe him being
02:01:57
bringing men over while our mother is out at work.
02:02:01
He tells us he is going to the store to visit a friend at the hospital, etc.
02:02:06
but we found he's really been sticking around with other men.
02:02:10
My mother,
02:02:14
my mother doesn't know any of this.
02:02:15
And it was an accident that my brother and I found out.
02:02:19
We were reading his computer.
02:02:20
We were reading his computer of a virus.
02:02:23
Should I say something to my father?
02:02:25
How do I approach it?
02:02:26
How do I forgive him for accusing my brother of being gay
02:02:29
when it's him all along?
02:02:31
Should I say something about it to my mother?
02:02:34
How do I get my brother to stop being so angry at him?
02:02:37
I feel like going on forever with a million questions.
02:02:39
But more than anything, I'm heartbroken, confused, and angry.
02:02:42
Our community and culture frown upon gays.
02:02:46
I have nothing against the LGBTQ. R.
02:02:49
S t u, v, w, x, y, z plus community
02:02:53
because my generation is different and I have some close friends who are gay
02:02:56
who feel that although I don't, although I
02:03:02
although I don't tell my father
02:03:04
because he thinks it is disgusting, I'm not sure how to approach this.
02:03:09
Please help sign holding Dad's secret.
02:03:13
I can I can tackle
02:03:15
each of these questions separately.
02:03:19
I'm going to start with the you know,
02:03:22
the father of the Brady Bunch was a gay man.
02:03:25
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
02:03:28
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
02:03:32
Is that mega, mega?
02:03:35
No, go ahead. Okay, so I'll.
02:03:37
I'll start with the easy one.
02:03:39
How do you forgive him if it's this easy?
02:03:43
Forgive him.
02:03:44
Okay, now, that was easy. Next one.
02:03:47
How do you convince your brother to stop being mad at him?
02:03:50
You don't you?
02:03:52
He can't talk himself out of being mad.
02:03:55
That's his natural reaction.
02:03:59
So you do
02:04:02
have to move forward with your life
02:04:05
and your family's life together.
02:04:10
Yes. You can talk to your dad about it.
02:04:14
You can even write him out. Your mom.
02:04:16
I don't think she's to stick it out.
02:04:21
But maybe maybe she would. She should.
02:04:24
That's the man she married.
02:04:26
And he's not quite the man that she thought he was.
02:04:29
But he is the man he is so,
02:04:33
yes, sometimes you get what you get.
02:04:38
You don't have a fair.
02:04:42
Well,
02:04:42
you got to get a drink because Brady tried to rap.
02:04:46
Good answer.
02:04:47
I think there's more of it and I think the nursery rhyme.
02:04:49
But yeah, we'll even drink when Brady doesn't try to rap,
02:04:53
right? Oh, yeah.
02:04:54
I'll just drink it.
02:04:56
It's. It's the only thing keeping me warm right now.
02:04:58
You can see my breath.
02:05:01
Alcohol actually makes you cold.
02:05:05
All right, I'll drink to that.
02:05:07
It's not exactly.
02:05:08
It thins your blood.
02:05:09
It makes you feel warm, but it actually makes your body colder.
02:05:12
Your temperature,
02:05:14
the water
02:05:16
dogs carry bourbon.
02:05:19
I don't know. Do that.
02:05:20
Still energy?
02:05:22
Yeah. Yeah.
02:05:23
The Saint Bernards with the barrel around their neck.
02:05:26
I don't know.
02:05:26
I used to work with the old my old manager at my previous job,
02:05:30
straight from Poland.
02:05:32
And said wasn't like he was younger and it was cold.
02:05:36
Like he'd be like, oh, you know, like you'd be hungry,
02:05:38
but you couldn't stop to eat.
02:05:39
And so you just, you know, do a shot, do a couple of shots and then give you energy
02:05:43
and you feel just fine and you just keep going.
02:05:45
I'm like, I was like, I'm not I'm not sure that's quite how that works.
02:05:49
He goes, No, no, you just seen a couple of shots
02:05:50
and you just go right back to work and you fine.
02:05:53
He proved he was proving it to you.
02:05:55
Okay, It's not healthy.
02:05:57
I don't think it's sustainable for long.
02:06:00
So when you drink alcohol or alcohol affects your blood vessels
02:06:03
just below your skin and they open up and more blood and heat flows into them,
02:06:08
it takes blood and heat away from the core of your body.
02:06:10
So you might feel like you're warm because your skin is warm,
02:06:13
your vital organs aren't getting enough blood to work normally.
02:06:17
Oh, so why?
02:06:21
What was your question?
02:06:22
Why did not know how to.
02:06:25
How do you forgive your father for being gay
02:06:30
or nerds?
02:06:33
No question.
02:06:34
Alcohol was working.
02:06:37
My father did pull up one more whenever there was a lull in conversation here.
02:06:40
Oh, bring it out.
02:06:41
I want it now just to get hold of my Christmas cards.
02:06:46
Now Brady's doing something and I'm going to step on it.
02:06:49
No, it was just a warm up traveler.
02:06:51
That's all I if there's a radio I want and flight, this is the best segment ever.
02:06:57
Why did it take just 28 weeks to come up with it?
02:07:02
Did you hear did did you hear, though?
02:07:04
I sort of presented it as I was up, but it wasn't.
02:07:07
There's legends of liquor being strapped to the dogs car to warm air travelers.
02:07:11
But There's no historical record that ever existed.
02:07:13
Really. It's no legend. Okay.
02:07:16
So as I was correct, the little barrel bowl
02:07:20
was only cartoons and cartoons.
02:07:23
Ordering cartoons.
02:07:24
Tunes are definitely not real.
02:07:27
I swear that I've seen documentaries where they mention that,
02:07:30
but maybe it's only in movies too.
02:07:32
Maybe it's only movies
02:07:34
Back to Christmas or Christmas present.
02:07:38
It's a ritual.
02:07:40
It's a ritual.
02:07:41
What What rituals do you do?
02:07:44
Is there anything we can do? Can we cast a spell on our craft?
02:07:46
Marijuana, smoking weed?
02:07:48
Our viewers to make them,
02:07:51
like, subscribe in common?
02:07:53
No, but they could at least fucking call in
02:07:55
or text even if you just order the hang up immediately.
02:07:58
Are you just calling?
02:07:59
There's transcripts and zoom of witches doing rituals.
02:08:03
Thousands of witches on a zoom call doing this huge, huge rituals.
02:08:08
Thousands of people.
02:08:09
Yeah, there are those cute little modern day,
02:08:11
which is that I think they're doing something.
02:08:13
And some people think like, oh, like neck starring like the Madonna halftime
02:08:16
show that far back that they were all they were all some kind of ritual,
02:08:21
some kind of witch ritual
02:08:23
that there's no way they could get the ritual the way they were, which
02:08:27
I think
02:08:29
there are a billion people that watch the Super Bowl
02:08:32
ritual.
02:08:33
Well, see, Do you see that shit?
02:08:35
I just make Gary disappear.
02:08:37
I just.
02:08:37
I cast a spell and he froze and then disappeared.
02:08:41
Poof! With you.
02:08:43
Or did he? Did.
02:08:44
I heard ritual, but maybe he said something.
02:08:46
I as clergy, I don't know.
02:08:48
I want to see. There he is. I want to see him again.
02:08:51
What happened to you, Dude?
02:08:52
I think the spell was cast. Or Brady,
02:08:56
you. You disappeared.
02:08:58
You came back. Oh, I did.
02:08:59
You came back. Okay. Sharper and clearer.
02:09:01
I got my green go down,
02:09:04
it's poofy.
02:09:05
And you came back sharper and quicker.
02:09:07
You definitely poof.
02:09:09
Are you going to ever forgive me for coming back, Queer,
02:09:12
you know, and throw off a roof like most Muslims do?
02:09:16
I got no problems with you. There.
02:09:18
That'll do it.
02:09:19
Yeah. They literally chucked.
02:09:20
They chucked gays off the roof.
02:09:21
Still the Muslims.
02:09:23
Did you see that?
02:09:25
The humming, the harmony
02:09:28
hammer.
02:09:29
The trans people are excited because the they started reading a bit
02:09:31
a tiny bit of the Koran and it says, oh you know, we got through our first
02:09:36
and only food show and I didn't rant about pumpkin spice.
02:09:41
You didn't have a rant about food,
02:09:43
But I did a little.
02:09:45
But I ate frog legs. You want to stay?
02:09:48
I want to stay off topic.
02:09:50
Usually who eats amphibians?
02:09:53
Drink all the lizards You unreconciled?
02:09:56
Yeah.
02:09:56
The reptile, you know.
02:09:59
Fabian did you get sick? I you grow up poop?
02:10:03
No, I proved it was good food,
02:10:07
Bernie.
02:10:09
No, no Solid salad, America
02:10:13
was like, you know, I didn't have a frog like salad.
02:10:17
Oh, no, that's good.
02:10:18
Good. The regular poop.
02:10:21
Do they record it next time they come skinned or do they have the skin on them?
02:10:26
They come. The skin. You didn't catch them.
02:10:28
Those are the only two options on your part.
02:10:30
I've only seen them when I've had them.
02:10:31
When I was a kid, they were breaded so I never knew like what I.
02:10:34
So I breaded mine.
02:10:36
Look, I wasn't really
02:10:38
describing the process though,
02:10:42
but I should've taken a picture of the leftover
02:10:44
candlestick salad because it sat on my counter for a couple of days.
02:10:48
I was going to say I was I forgot to mention I was my wife.
02:10:52
So I was good.
02:10:53
I was like, When I get home from work today,
02:10:54
I'm going to take a picture of that because it was getting bad.
02:10:57
It was looking, was it in the floorboard?
02:11:00
The thought, Are you brought it inside?
02:11:02
I brought it inside.
02:11:03
Sit on the counter in the kitchen.
02:11:05
And it it was I mean,
02:11:08
the mayonnaise slid all the way down to the bottom.
02:11:10
The the but the the banana wasn't turning brown.
02:11:15
It was still whitish mayonnaise, but it was like getting dehydrated and, like, hard
02:11:22
or. No, it wasn't really.
02:11:25
It was the cherry dehydrated.
02:11:28
And so it was like was looking bad.
02:11:31
It was all wrinkled up,
02:11:33
but like a dehydrated cherry, you know, like a dried cherry.
02:11:36
We find out I have the same
02:11:40
it was a banana that looked scary because it was getting scaly weight.
02:11:44
You did everything was dehydrating.
02:11:46
You dessert had mayonnaise on it.
02:11:50
Where's my eggs?
02:11:52
Fladge.
02:11:55
Can we just call it as fladge?
02:11:57
I guess so. But it's okay.
02:11:59
Dear Abby.
02:12:00
So it's Dear Flagg. Oh, dear. Fladge. Yeah. Okay.
02:12:03
Give me the next year. Fladge.
02:12:04
Are you going to be asked. Fladge, you know.
02:12:07
Okay, dear Flag.
02:12:09
Is that what it is, Untoward.
02:12:11
What I'm
02:12:13
asking as a flag is probably.
02:12:19
I have been married for 28 years.
02:12:23
Over the past, when I ran the purple leg among the burger,
02:12:26
the night you
02:12:30
smell smelled the garlic.
02:12:34
No, it's just
02:12:36
Ecker. Sure
02:12:39
that the finest beer anyone can drink
02:12:45
glug beer
02:12:48
flag over 28 years.
02:12:51
Over the past three years, I have survived
02:12:54
a cancer diagnosis and a serious car accident.
02:12:58
Earlier this year, I found out my wife has been leading a double life.
02:13:02
The doctor says it's because she's bipolar.
02:13:06
Over the past, she has had five boyfriends
02:13:10
have mine and two in person.
02:13:13
None of what she posted online is repeatable as it is X-rated.
02:13:19
The fact that none of what she thought online is repeatable.
02:13:22
So you don't want to say it.
02:13:24
I guess weird way of saying that it came to light after a checkup
02:13:28
and blood tests that resulted in a s t the diagnosis.
02:13:34
Now my doctor wants to testing for h for the his
02:13:38
HIV is permanent.
02:13:40
No cure.
02:13:40
Yeah, but they get those pills that allow you to keep doing stuff.
02:13:45
Usually towards the the humans.
02:13:49
HIV is permanent.
02:13:50
No cure, but having it would destroy me.
02:13:54
I'm still with my wife, but I have lost all respect.
02:13:58
All I can think of is how I was betrayed and what little time I may have left.
02:14:02
You're not going to die to have this that AIDS.
02:14:04
It's just the have
02:14:06
the good magic
02:14:09
I don't have.
02:14:09
Sorry, I'm stepping all over this.
02:14:11
I don't have the memory, the money to seek help.
02:14:15
You can recommend Can you recommend someone to help me through this?
02:14:18
The trade in the South signed with trade in the South.
02:14:22
All right.
02:14:23
Betrayed Drive better.
02:14:26
And then you can avoid car accidents.
02:14:30
Cancer diagnosis.
02:14:31
Sounds like you were treated and everything's fine on that front.
02:14:37
She didn't get an STD
02:14:39
from an online date.
02:14:41
And you married a crazy bimbo that's on you
02:14:48
like that?
02:14:51
Yeah.
02:14:51
And then you diagnose that perfectly.
02:14:54
I broke it down.
02:14:55
Fucking I was a dog with the bourbon, little girl.
02:15:03
Let's try to find it alone.
02:15:05
Yeah, why not? My as well.
02:15:06
I'm getting good at this.
02:15:08
I'm fixing relationships here.
02:15:14
You find some obscure jibber me draw.
02:15:16
I always jibber you and your man.
02:15:18
Me Take me, take me, take me now Djibril, Why?
02:15:23
Why am I saying man?
02:15:24
I love how jabber
02:15:26
jibber jibber jabber all over my trickling What jibber jabber you hot man right?
02:15:30
Fuck me in my what jibber now harder jibber jabber.
02:15:33
Slow down, jibber jabber. Yes, jabber it,
02:15:38
jabber it.
02:15:40
But why am I saying me instead of me?
02:15:44
And like the word is me,
02:15:46
but it says me
02:15:49
retard. It's.
02:15:50
It's perfect for me.
02:15:53
I love I look.
02:15:54
I love that. That's the party of a bro.
02:15:57
Yeah, right.
02:15:57
That's to
02:16:01
Huckleberry Hound
02:16:04
O go bury Hound.
02:16:06
I hate that I haven't changed the city every time, but it's still relevant.
02:16:09
The berry draw is hilarious. Draw.
02:16:12
We're in it, you know, it says Draw over the hound
02:16:16
or just under the over Greyhound draw
02:16:19
calendar.
02:16:21
All right, Do your flag.
02:16:24
Yeah.
02:16:24
I have been interested in a woman for several years.
02:16:27
During that time, I dated her
02:16:30
and helped her with her house.
02:16:33
The day she called and asked me to walk her dog,
02:16:36
I had declined because I couldn't fit it in.
02:16:39
She sent me two emails back to back
02:16:42
this is apparently a her e-mails,
02:16:45
quote, Thanks, Fred.
02:16:47
But one thing I'm sure of anyone
02:16:50
who is a friend of my dog is no friend of mine.
02:16:53
Where is your Christian service now?
02:16:56
Question Mark, I don't want you to check on my dog or me ever.
02:17:02
You are a selfish guy who couldn't take a five minute
02:17:05
drive on a 60 degree day and hope I won't hear.
02:17:10
What the fuck does that mean?
02:17:11
Oh, so you just say it's not a bad day.
02:17:13
It's a nice day, right?
02:17:14
I hope I won't hear from you ever again.
02:17:17
I wish you all the best.
02:17:18
Enjoy sitting around taking care of yourself.
02:17:21
You yourself. Bye.
02:17:23
And quote a true friend on my dog and Lark.
02:17:29
A true friend would check on my dog and lock all the doors after.
02:17:32
So don't get near my house or apartment.
02:17:35
You choose a house. An apartment.
02:17:38
You are not a guy I want around.
02:17:40
You think you're better? You are.
02:17:43
Everyone thinks they're
02:17:44
better than their did I do to take this question Mark
02:17:48
signed confused in Colorado.
02:17:53
Normally people
02:17:53
don't read the question marks but
02:17:59
he's using the dog
02:18:01
to get the lady who seems crazy.
02:18:06
Anybody who decides
02:18:08
that their entire relationship is over because you couldn't
02:18:12
drive 5 minutes on a 60 degree day.
02:18:17
One particular instance is
02:18:20
cuckoo bananas. That's nuts.
02:18:23
Cut, cut all ties.
02:18:24
You weren't going to get anywhere anyway.
02:18:29
Beautiful.
02:18:31
Like it.
02:18:33
And now, from now on,
02:18:35
whenever I see a question mark, I am calling out that question.
02:18:38
Mark.
02:18:39
Oh, yes, it does, dear fellow.
02:18:42
Yeah, you are. You are you. Do you talk to text.
02:18:45
What are you doing right now.
02:18:46
Like who reads the question mark, exclamation point
02:18:51
maybe it's coming from Buck.
02:18:53
Pretty sure.
02:18:54
Yeah. Time to text by and read some of your.
02:18:57
Do you really need time to text me or I hear you.
02:19:02
Well, if you if you kind of like raise up at the end
02:19:05
I can hear the question mark anyway but but if you say it, there's no doubt
02:19:10
that dear for you that a purpose question mark.
02:19:15
Dear flag.
02:19:17
Yeah.
02:19:18
Capital M my wife passed away more than a year ago
02:19:21
comma and I think of
02:19:25
okay, oh, we can do this
02:19:32
and parentheses,
02:19:36
Dear lady, my wife passed away more than a year ago
02:19:38
and I am seeing a lady whose husband died five years ago.
02:19:42
Helen and I
02:19:45
have been going out with
02:19:50
my wife, passed away more than a year ago,
02:19:53
and I'm seeing a lady whose husband died five years ago.
02:19:58
Helen had been going out with her Henry two years
02:20:02
for two years, but he recently developed cancer and passed away.
02:20:06
I have grown close, but I have a problem
02:20:10
when we are in a romantic situation.
02:20:12
Helen will call me
02:20:15
Harry.
02:20:16
What?
02:20:16
It would.
02:20:19
She has dementia,
02:20:23
paving the way for hearing my wife as way
02:20:26
two years ago when I was in the southern driveway five years ago.
02:20:29
Is that how it is known a different person?
02:20:31
Helen's The Helen's the new girl.
02:20:35
Helen had been going out with her boyfriend, Harry, for two years,
02:20:39
passed away.
02:20:39
So let's keep up, draw.
02:20:42
But there's five years ago.
02:20:44
No, there was two years.
02:20:46
You lost your husband and then also lost her boyfriend.
02:20:49
Correct.
02:20:50
Thank you.
02:20:52
This guy is going to die.
02:20:54
I know, right? So.
02:20:55
But he recently developed cancer.
02:20:57
Best the way we have grown close.
02:20:59
But I have a problem when we are in a romantic situation.
02:21:02
Helen will call me Harry
02:21:05
When it happens.
02:21:05
It's upsetting and I get defensive.
02:21:08
I have really I have a really hard time dealing
02:21:10
with being called her last boyfriend's name.
02:21:13
Sometimes I think I should walk away.
02:21:14
What should I do?
02:21:16
Signed Misidentified in Florida.
02:21:20
OC Misidentified Or may I call you Harry?
02:21:27
Why don't you just have your name
02:21:29
legally changed to Harry?
02:21:32
That's my advice.
02:21:38
The, uh.
02:21:42
It's a good it's good.
02:21:47
It's paperwork.
02:21:48
You've got to jump through some legal red tape or hoops
02:21:53
and combine red tape and jump through hoops.
02:21:55
And I ended up jumping through red tape.
02:22:01
Sure.
02:22:02
We were. There was.
02:22:02
There was a from I got to ask pledge
02:22:06
about. Yes.
02:22:08
So that's not a cult.
02:22:10
That's not a cult means No, I me
02:22:13
I'm kind of retarded.
02:22:16
I'm about to ask B guys.
02:22:18
Well we got one more we might get.
02:22:21
We might have a caller calling in to some
02:22:24
of you might have.
02:22:26
I'm pretty sure we might.
02:22:27
We may. We might.
02:22:29
I don't know what
02:22:33
f our L stands for, but this is Slider.
02:22:37
It's live.
02:22:43
Fraggle Rock
02:22:43
was abbreviated F Are we ready to do the one more
02:22:46
or we can't make it, man or we waiting on something?
02:22:51
Nope.
02:22:52
We want people to call in it.
02:22:54
No one's calling in the person.
02:22:58
You hear me?
02:22:59
Can you? Me?
02:22:59
I'm trying to get brother to call in.
02:23:02
It sounds like a child talking.
02:23:05
I haven't heard from Brady in a while.
02:23:07
Brady hit one of the buttons.
02:23:10
I might
02:23:12
add one more.
02:23:14
You're happy. What button?
02:23:16
Huckleberry Hound.
02:23:17
Huckleberry Hound.
02:23:21
Cool.
02:23:22
Very old.
02:23:24
I love that.
02:23:26
No one's ever thought of that.
02:23:27
I'm telling you,
02:23:29
it's impossible to come up with a unique idea.
02:23:32
Uncle Barry Hound is something no one's ever, ever come up with
02:23:40
because it's
02:23:42
bizarre.
02:23:45
So this is. This is.
02:23:46
This is my list.
02:23:47
Although you guys already know it, but we got a call, which is the thing
02:23:52
we got cuckold, which be cold or cold or cold.
02:23:57
Yeah we got Kharkov could be cuckold,
02:24:00
we got Uncle Draitser, which is like Occam's razor
02:24:04
but some reason I felt like that decided we got a cold which is a cold.
02:24:09
A cold.
02:24:11
Yeah.
02:24:11
We got Huckleberry Hound which is Huckleberry Hound.
02:24:14
We go to
02:24:16
our cultural experiences, which is cultural experience
02:24:20
with a CO attached to it. That is good.
02:24:23
The one I like better is a cult of personality,
02:24:26
which is the song of whatever band that is.
02:24:30
Living color.
02:24:31
Yeah, in living color in the cooler you can do.
02:24:36
Oh, know, that was a show
02:24:39
you made about like Mussolini
02:24:43
of Vernon Reid on guitar.
02:24:45
And then we also got our Culture Club, which is the gay band.
02:24:49
Corey Glover
02:24:51
And then we can also have the Discover Andrew reference, which is hardcore,
02:24:55
because when you hook a disc, then you got the whole buckle,
02:24:59
buckle, buckle,
02:25:02
beautiful
02:25:04
Huckleberry Hound.
02:25:05
I like a good play on words.
02:25:08
Yeah.
02:25:09
Drew We're going to call it like they're in a weird weird child's voice.
02:25:15
I'm here. Yeah. Brady, where have you been?
02:25:17
I'm right here.
02:25:19
You're back. I'm listening.
02:25:20
I think I heard a little child was at a drop. Was?
02:25:22
I tried to answer a call, but I couldn't hear her.
02:25:25
You didn't call me about the black T-shirt thing?
02:25:28
It a black T-shirt.
02:25:30
You guys are both wearing black t shirts.
02:25:32
I do not a black t shirt on, though. You didn't call.
02:25:34
You didn't tell us about the green coat thing.
02:25:37
So, yeah, it's new.
02:25:38
You like it?
02:25:39
I don't have a green color.
02:25:40
Green it is, but she has a black belt.
02:25:43
I didn't tell you about the printed out cut out tattoos drawn on.
02:25:46
And we had all kinds of shit over you all through that.
02:25:50
So you now have silver frames, use of blackface color.
02:25:53
Silver. Yeah.
02:25:54
You guys see the red lips again?
02:25:57
I always do.
02:25:58
When you're lined up like a motherfucker.
02:26:00
Like you just go the barber.
02:26:02
Yeah. Yeah, it does look good.
02:26:04
Like when I got the Chaldean haircut.
02:26:07
And now your eyes are your white zero.
02:26:09
They're not all red. And then your pupils are all black.
02:26:12
Yeah, So.
02:26:16
Yeah, Yeah.
02:26:17
Well, dollar, dollar bill.
02:26:19
Yo, it's right. You found it.
02:26:23
There's the yellow.
02:26:24
It's right there.
02:26:25
It's the front, and it's like peeking it.
02:26:28
Nice little white owl.
02:26:30
It doesn't look like it to me, but that's true.
02:26:33
I Don't know. I don't buy the one.
02:26:35
I see the border in the artwork by the one in the borderline or in my state.
02:26:40
I see it
02:26:42
in the corner, Art.
02:26:44
Like, it's like swirly lines.
02:26:46
It's inside this really light.
02:26:48
Yeah, it's inside. The little swirly is pointing right at.
02:26:51
It dot it's a tiny dot.
02:26:53
I mean, it's like, you know.
02:26:56
No, it's a tiny white owl.
02:26:58
All the clothes for Brady.
02:27:00
I can't. It gets blurry when I knew that it does.
02:27:02
Yeah, it gets blurry.
02:27:04
Let me try another angle here,
02:27:07
you guys.
02:27:08
You get to hold it up there for 3 seconds.
02:27:10
The image you had pulled up wasn't like showing it well or.
02:27:16
Oh, that's beautiful.
02:27:17
Focus on gorgeous for a second.
02:27:20
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. There it is.
02:27:22
Where is it much? It's. It's tiny.
02:27:25
See? You're not looking here.
02:27:26
I can do it for a little.
02:27:28
Little fucking dot right there.
02:27:31
The dot really.
02:27:32
In that little cup between the leaf and that little like
02:27:36
radius section at work is that noise.
02:27:42
It's a me move and I'm trying to hold it still.
02:27:45
It's that little dot between the leaf in the little radius.
02:27:48
Actually, it's just sitting there.
02:27:51
You got to zoom way into it.
02:27:53
I don't see it.
02:27:54
I dang it.
02:27:59
I'm going to find a zoomed in to see if I can see it on my screen.
02:28:04
I'll see it there.
02:28:06
I like that we're doing the same thing.
02:28:09
It's the other side here and the other side.
02:28:11
You're doing the opposite side in a
02:28:14
you said it's right down the front.
02:28:16
He's got the right. Yeah. It's that, that's where.
02:28:18
Yeah, no here in the opposite side.
02:28:20
But see it's not the leaf.
02:28:21
The leaves don't make it up anything.
02:28:23
It's a full well
02:28:25
it's perched on the little curve, it's perched on the tiny little curve.
02:28:28
I'm going to find a zoomed in like it is.
02:28:31
Yeah, it is. I was.
02:28:33
I thought I got.
02:28:34
I got it.
02:28:35
I got it, I got it, I got it.
02:28:37
So tiny and it's just peeking out.
02:28:39
That's a geyser.
02:28:41
It is supposed to be a secret I think it's here.
02:28:44
Look on the screen. On the screen, my friend.
02:28:48
Right there.
02:28:51
That's what I was. Point, Nancy.
02:28:52
That's it.
02:28:55
See how much farther you got to go, though?
02:28:58
He won't look. I don't see it.
02:29:00
Look on the look on your phone screen. Don't know.
02:29:02
Maybe I was making the whole thing up.
02:29:03
Okay. That's what I thought you were pointing out.
02:29:05
And that's what I could see. What?
02:29:07
You couldn't really make it out.
02:29:08
But what we are looking at in there and why you just go
02:29:11
look on your phone screen, is that just for, like,
02:29:15
verification?
02:29:17
You see, you see
02:29:19
when they hold up here, when they hold up your hundred dollars
02:29:21
bills that are lighter, they look in watermark, a little owl.
02:29:24
They're not looking for the owl.
02:29:26
No, there's like tentacle there's like a technical reference and it's just done
02:29:30
on our money.
02:29:32
So my reference
02:29:33
when the fucking little strips that used to be in the bills,
02:29:35
we used to pull those out for fun because you could just pull the rip
02:29:40
the bill a little bit on the side and you can pull a little plastic strip out.
02:29:43
But nobody would ever like say, Hey, this is a forged bill
02:29:46
without the little strip in there.
02:29:47
But there was a weird plastic strip that you could pull
02:29:50
out of the tens and twenties.
02:29:54
Oh, okay.
02:29:57
They're
02:29:58
like some tougher to counterfeit
02:30:02
there.
02:30:02
Yeah. So
02:30:04
I think that goes in there so that there's mass mass quantities of it.
02:30:07
They can detect.
02:30:10
It just makes it harder.
02:30:12
I'm sure they could tell something needs to be in there.
02:30:14
In fact, I'm pretty sure they can detect it from space
02:30:18
camera.
02:30:19
Yeah.
02:30:21
Okay.
02:30:21
Well, I'm freezing to death.
02:30:23
One more than. Ah, okay, One more.
02:30:26
One more, one more sucker.
02:30:29
You're such a sucker.
02:30:30
I know. I love ask fladge.
02:30:32
This is the best segment.
02:30:33
We will do one more.
02:30:35
We will do another one more.
02:30:37
Sleigh bells make you warmer And it's cold out
02:30:41
that festive
02:30:44
here Clergy.
02:30:48
I'm a 65 year old male and I recently went out of town
02:30:51
on business with a 28 year old male coworker.
02:30:57
During the entire dinner, he continued looking up stuff
02:31:01
and responding to texts on his cell phone.
02:31:04
He smoked me only a few times.
02:31:06
When I tried to engage in conversation.
02:31:09
He would answer and then return to his phone.
02:31:11
I found his behavior insulting.
02:31:14
I understand the importance of phones.
02:31:16
If he had received an important call or one from his wife
02:31:19
during dinner and spoke for a short time, that would be fine.
02:31:23
But when people stay glued to their phones throughout dinner and the like,
02:31:27
I think it's rude.
02:31:28
What's the protocol for these types of situations?
02:31:31
Sine hang up in the alphabet
02:31:35
or words knock it off fagot.
02:31:40
Do gay?
02:31:43
I don't care.
02:31:46
It doesn't matter to me.
02:31:49
Welcome to whatever year it is
02:31:52
28, whatever it is
02:31:56
that that's what people do and accept it.
02:31:59
Knock it off, fagot.
02:32:07
I changed my camera.
02:32:08
I should change.
02:32:09
I don't understand why he's having a problem.
02:32:12
Right? I guess
02:32:15
like I'll get okay, people do other stuff.
02:32:18
He doesn't have to be fully engaged in whatever you're doing.
02:32:22
I think you're you're you're thinking you were on a date that.
02:32:27
That's not going to sound weird, right?
02:32:30
Yeah.
02:32:31
Yeah, the whole the whole thing.
02:32:32
If you wanted more attention thing that wasn't weird
02:32:35
is the guy who on his phone.
02:32:38
Yeah, that's perfectly normal.
02:32:40
You just don't know. Yeah, a couple of friends go.
02:32:42
But if you and I went out, like, we're not going to have you on the phone
02:32:45
the whole time, I would not have a single issue.
02:32:48
Oh, you'd be.
02:32:50
Oh, you're my phone, too. Yeah. Yeah,
02:32:54
I've got a phone too.
02:32:55
I can play around.
02:32:57
Hey, I don't care what.
02:33:00
All right? I have an issue.
02:33:01
One more. One more.
02:33:03
You look.
02:33:05
What's your one more and then one more After that.
02:33:09
One more.
02:33:10
And then we want your final thought on the subject of a
02:33:12
We need to bring it back home.
02:33:14
Okay? Okay.
02:33:16
Then we need a random number news and we need another spin.
02:33:20
Random number news is our biggest flop.
02:33:23
Let's see, let's test that.
02:33:24
I'll you what I'm going to pick. I'll be right back.
02:33:27
Do it
02:33:33
because that's the game we play
02:33:37
in real
02:33:39
deal. And
02:33:44
we share this too.
02:33:46
Like Mussolini, the men and women
02:33:51
make more difficult.
02:33:53
Of course, in to
02:33:56
2000 to 10000 just to make sure we don't get 894,
02:34:01
six, 96,
02:34:03
83 314 20
02:34:07
Yeah there been if what if it was like
02:34:09
six, six, six or something, you know.
02:34:12
Hoo who that was last week's show with the frogs.
02:34:15
That was pretty good spin.
02:34:18
That's my name in the snow.
02:34:21
There's snow.
02:34:22
Oh yeah.
02:34:24
Oh I forgot to click on news.
02:34:25
You didn't notice that from the graveyard.
02:34:27
So it.
02:34:29
I forgot
02:34:30
the beginning. You did that.
02:34:33
Okay.
02:34:33
So, you
02:34:35
know, it was it was like, go over an hour.
02:34:37
Clayton Police need help locating person wanted for actually close
02:34:41
to $9 in fuel theft problem.
02:34:45
How the fuck do you take that much from here?
02:34:48
From where?
02:34:49
How do you.
02:34:49
Yeah, they leave the pump out of the plane.
02:34:52
Police are asking assistance. They don't. They don't even know.
02:34:55
I miss it.
02:34:56
Well, we didn't.
02:34:57
We don't have no more news.
02:34:58
Yeah, and I pulled.
02:35:00
I changed it.
02:35:01
It changed it to make it successful.
02:35:03
I see my making it 2000 to 10000 and we came up.
02:35:06
Police need locating the person wanted for.
02:35:11
How do you steal $8,000 in fuel?
02:35:13
Let's find out. It's.
02:35:15
I'm very curious. This is an hour.
02:35:16
That's a big prank.
02:35:18
They don't say, Oh, please.
02:35:19
The suspect use a U-Haul truck to remove a in a tanker truck.
02:35:24
Gallons of diesel?
02:35:26
No, just a You all right?
02:35:27
My $8,000.
02:35:30
He had to have other means of storage in the U-Haul truck.
02:35:33
It doesn't say that, but let's assume that they must have had some kind of tape.
02:35:37
There's a one for multiple versus at least one of those blow up.
02:35:41
Yeah.
02:35:42
Even a U-Haul truck won't fit more than 40 gallons.
02:35:45
And how do you get that in and out? Yeah, that's the heaviest fucker.
02:35:48
You all trucking in a
02:35:51
you have to have a tank is you have to go.
02:35:54
Do you all does you all have you like because
02:35:59
you all
02:35:59
think you could store different liquids.
02:36:02
Here you go for it.
02:36:04
There's 1700 gallons right there or like several five gallon drums.
02:36:10
I mean, do it.
02:36:12
My parents have in our base up north, quote unquote,
02:36:16
because before they used to have they have city water.
02:36:19
Now we've city water for like 15, 20 years now.
02:36:22
But before that, we used to have to have water delivered.
02:36:25
And when they got the house put in,
02:36:30
we still have the plastic things underneath
02:36:32
that look exactly like that shit.
02:36:35
So if you know where you know where.
02:36:36
Miller Mr. Miller is clear.
02:36:39
Well, call, call 18158633, and we'll get in contact with the Clayton police.
02:36:46
After we talk to you, we will split the finder's fee for
02:36:51
locating the criminal.
02:36:53
42 Jeffrey Road.
02:36:55
Miller Here you go.
02:36:58
So, hey, they already know who did it.
02:37:01
Yeah, they need help finding them, though.
02:37:03
I don't know how they do it.
02:37:05
Go to his house and familiar and children.
02:37:08
Clayton. Clayton. Where is this it?
02:37:11
Look?
02:37:13
It's like in North Carolina.
02:37:15
Say, Well, I go down.
02:37:17
I thought it's in Ferguson's address.
02:37:20
Oh, it's a factory in North Carolina North Carolina.
02:37:24
Oh, he got from a tank that that's the address of the tank.
02:37:29
It was definitely North Carolina.
02:37:31
This was a Fayetteville area? Yep.
02:37:34
North Carolina area.
02:37:35
You just based on level area unbuttoned
02:37:39
below level bar, but it's not one of those bone level.
02:37:43
Okay. I guess so. They're not smart. They're they're not.
02:37:46
They're going to pronounce it.
02:37:46
However it sounds a little more the North Carolina accent will be little.
02:37:52
Well, we all of us as a whole bunch of people watching, just let us know.
02:37:56
We'll
02:38:04
yeah, somebody in the church says we all matter.
02:38:06
I can't read it, though, for some reason because this stupid con now let me turn.
02:38:09
There is somebody they're everywhere.
02:38:13
I like a good seal matter.
02:38:15
We all matter.
02:38:16
Our contacts do something we do. Don't do.
02:38:18
Some do sometimes Comment. Don't come in.
02:38:21
He did something.
02:38:22
He already kind of. Okay, we appreciate it.
02:38:25
Oh, that was it. 1147. God damn.
02:38:28
It was very good.
02:38:30
Very positive.
02:38:31
It was an hour ago.
02:38:33
But in your face, Gary, random number news was a success.
02:38:36
I just. I just changed the rules,
02:38:39
worked great, dear.
02:38:42
And I found Owl. Did you see the owl yet?
02:38:44
You see the.
02:38:45
All right. There.
02:38:46
We all had fun with you right there. There it is, though.
02:38:48
That's a beautiful. We were cute. The little guys.
02:38:58
We found it.
02:39:00
You see it, You see it.
02:39:01
There's a big around it.
02:39:02
You see it now.
02:39:03
All right, That's the owl.
02:39:04
It's the owl. Did
02:39:08
at the end.
02:39:11
So we're going to brilliant.
02:39:14
This killer number
02:39:18
tweeted Random number news.
02:39:19
What else?
02:39:20
But give me one last and glad
02:39:24
these are no Mickey Mouse heads.
02:39:42
I was
02:39:43
I was talking
02:39:49
and cracking my last beer.
02:39:51
This is number six of six.
02:39:55
I'm closing out the with Mickey Mouse
02:39:57
gloves on earlier.
02:40:02
These are my Mickey Mouse and
02:40:11
fucking you do
02:40:13
all orders.
02:40:15
What's the deal with you?
02:40:15
Always going to
02:40:21
the secret
02:40:24
so concealed from view?
02:40:25
Yeah, well, yeah.
02:40:28
You can't seal those.
02:40:29
Your fantasia conjuring here.
02:40:31
You can't see my Mickey Mouse glove.
02:40:33
Hands to yourself with your Mickey Mouse go Means a little bit of
02:40:38
to make you giant Jimmy under bottom.
02:40:40
I got a secret for everything under front.
02:40:43
Breaking news here.
02:40:47
Breaking news.
02:40:49
This just in.
02:40:55
Gary.
02:40:55
Gary has a giant, giant penis.
02:40:57
We just don't like the muted
02:41:00
noise.
02:41:02
Good that I can hear.
02:41:03
What are you like?
02:41:04
Oh, sorry.
02:41:06
I was going to brag about your giant penis and say you have to put those hands on
02:41:09
to make it look small. But how do you know you ruined it?
02:41:12
I don't know, because people
02:41:15
it all started with the shirt.
02:41:16
I don't like it here.
02:41:18
We all had the shirt on one night. You weren't there.
02:41:20
Gary said it was part of your big.
02:41:23
We all got around in your shirt.
02:41:25
As we all got around in this occult ritual.
02:41:28
You go, got to get up, and next thing you know, we were naked.
02:41:31
So we got we all got a going.
02:41:33
I tried not to look, but you do feel the Brady
02:41:35
Draw show started and I'm not even part of it anymore.
02:41:39
You try not to look again, Rick
02:41:41
and he uses those Mickey Mouse I can I hear Brady that's normal.
02:41:45
Can you not hear him? What are you talking about?
02:41:47
I don't know. Breaking news.
02:41:51
Okay,
02:41:54
This just in.
02:41:56
For whatever reason, I came out
02:41:59
here, Brady and Ed's distress
02:42:04
and also breaking news.
02:42:06
I have nothing to say, though, so that's fine.
02:42:08
Breaking news, Joe.
02:42:10
Joe Biden.
02:42:10
Hang on. It's hard to hit it twice.
02:42:14
Meredith,
02:42:16
for you.
02:42:17
This just in draw.
02:42:19
Joe Biden tripped up the stairs, fell over, had a stroke, fell on a newborn
02:42:24
baby, sniffed it, crushed it, murdered it, and then had sex with a dog.
02:42:30
This is breaking news.
02:42:32
Thanks for that.
02:42:34
Up the stairs, dear flag. Yes.
02:42:42
I've been in a relationship with a wonderful man for two years.
02:42:45
He's a minister.
02:42:47
He and his late wife.
02:42:49
He and his late wife
02:42:53
used to travel all over the world, spreading.
02:42:56
Getting word.
02:42:58
I'm from a less conservative and more spiritual background.
02:43:01
I attend an all denominational.
02:43:06
You mean non-denominational,
02:43:08
all denominational.
02:43:09
All denominational.
02:43:11
Three
02:43:20
school
02:43:21
church that accepts everyone.
02:43:24
My reviews, my views on both.
02:43:26
The ideas are also different from his.
02:43:29
He constantly quotes the Bible and believes
02:43:31
I'll go to hell if I don't follow the word of God daily.
02:43:35
I was baptized
02:43:37
Pentecostal at a young age,
02:43:40
but that is not something I believe anymore.
02:43:43
And his constant preaching is exhausting.
02:43:47
I'm a strong woman. I have.
02:43:49
I have voiced how I feel about this.
02:43:52
He is the best man I've ever been with.
02:43:54
He's kind, considerate, loving, helpful, and loves my family.
02:43:58
I'm recovering from
02:44:01
Gillian Bar syndrome.
02:44:02
What is the
02:44:05
actually like that I've heard?
02:44:07
I've heard it before, but I don't know what it is.
02:44:09
I've heard of it before, Gillian.
02:44:11
Well, I am very
02:44:15
syndrome, and he has helped me.
02:44:18
What A rare disorder where the body's immune systems damages nerve.
02:44:23
Wait What?
02:44:24
It's like a rare disorder where the body's immune system damages.
02:44:27
Nerve immune system attacks the nerves.
02:44:30
It's like I know AIDS. AIDS.
02:44:33
But this week, muscles paralysis.
02:44:35
Yeah, It's like.
02:44:37
It's like that AIDS with AIDS.
02:44:38
But now it follows infection with virus or bacteria.
02:44:44
Yeah,
02:44:46
that's bad.
02:44:47
So and healthcare and has he has helped me walk
02:44:50
helped out in the business and has been so good to me.
02:44:54
I am now mostly recovering
02:44:56
and everything would be perfect except for politics and religion.
02:44:59
Is there any hope for us?
02:45:01
Question Mark signed this
02:45:04
This current DNC or V.A.
02:45:09
discordant?
02:45:21
I figure it doesn't matter
02:45:22
that I can't hear Brady right now because I'll hear him on the playback.
02:45:26
I got nothing. We fix that in post, but
02:45:31
here's the thing.
02:45:33
Your boyfriend believes a bunch of nonsense
02:45:36
and you've you've seen the light of truth.
02:45:39
But that really doesn't matter.
02:45:43
A lot of people cling to the comforting notion of
02:45:48
whatever it is, is fantasy
02:45:51
is helpful fantasy or is
02:45:55
whatever it is.
02:45:57
And it's you've got a good person in your life.
02:46:02
I, I would go along with that.
02:46:05
The politics,
02:46:10
you know, you watch one of the taboos.
02:46:13
You don't you don't talk politics around the dinner table.
02:46:17
So I would say stick with the dude.
02:46:20
What a boring dinner table.
02:46:25
Was that not what you expected? Yes.
02:46:33
I got to hear the sound effects.
02:46:37
I just wanted to bring to light
02:46:39
some things that were concealed from view as above.
02:46:42
So below.
02:47:50
It's still pretty interesting already.
02:47:53
And ordinary as above.
02:47:55
And so below.
02:47:57
The coffee so close by.
02:47:59
And for sure, doing it our way.
02:48:03
We're gonna it make our dreams come true.
02:48:06
Brady and John show it's Brady and drawbridge
02:48:10
station now Brady draw
02:48:21
look that's a long fade out
02:48:25
We need to hit some other buttons over here
02:48:26
to bring draw in I don't know what I just pushed
02:48:30
That's everyone
02:48:33
there Let's
02:48:36
try to rebuild most of this because I
02:48:39
opened up two instance of jobs and I deleted all my plugins and scenes
02:48:44
and sources.
02:48:45
Well, not the scenes and sources, but all the plug in settings. So
02:48:50
everything's a little shuffled up here.
02:48:52
This should bring us down.
02:48:54
Are you muted? Nope. You're just not talking,
02:49:02
so I don't have much to comment about on about the occult.
02:49:04
I don't know anything about it, but I sure as heck
02:49:06
don't want to fuck with it or, taunt it if it is real.
02:49:14
That's my agnostic coming out in me.
02:49:15
I assume,
02:49:18
and I'm hoping people can hear me
02:49:23
and get some feedback.
02:49:24
Maybe if you can hear me, let me know.
02:49:28
I mean, I had my myself here.
02:49:30
I hear what he hear, so I don't know why he wouldn't hear you.
02:49:34
There's a little button on the screen he probably hit when he was carrying his
02:49:37
around to see sure, he did something stupid that he wasn't supposed to.
02:49:41
On your screen. You see me?
02:49:42
If you hit it, if you tap it, there's a little microphone or a little speaker.
02:49:47
He was pretty bright.
02:49:48
He muted me.
02:49:50
He didn't want to admit it.
02:49:52
I would want to know I wanted to mute him.
02:49:53
But then the show doesn't go well.
02:49:59
Like again.
02:50:00
Can I move his down there? Oh,
02:50:05
what?
02:50:06
Not me muted off screen.
02:50:07
It's pretty tricky right here.
02:50:09
I'm trying to lighten up a draw.
02:50:11
The draw over there.
02:50:13
Are you on a computer or a phone.
02:50:15
I'm on my computer, motherfucker.
02:50:16
What do you think? I'm Gary.
02:50:17
You can right click
02:50:18
right on your face and hit mirror and it'll swap it whichever way you want.
02:50:21
I'm on my and it'll finally only change it for your view.
02:50:25
It won't change it for everyone else.
02:50:26
It'll always be the right, right way for us.
02:50:28
Finally today, realize that I could make
02:50:32
the living screen the full screen.
02:50:37
And so I was looking the entire show, only the full screen.
02:50:40
So I was not distracted by anything you were doing behind the scenes with.
02:50:43
Different windows and shit. Brilliant.
02:50:46
I know. I didn't realize.
02:50:47
I didn't notice that before, but that's awesome
02:50:49
because I don't want to be distracted by, like, as much as the wheel.
02:50:52
Let's spin the wheel. Yeah.
02:50:54
And whatever you have available is what's there, I think.
02:50:59
Can you do that from a phone?
02:51:00
From a cell phone, I'm assuming probably.
02:51:03
But yeah, it's pretty expandable.
02:51:05
It's pretty cool.
02:51:06
I want to hear them the mics. I want to hear the.
02:51:09
The disks, the turntables.
02:51:12
What my shit.
02:51:13
Turn that on again if it plays well, I could also just
02:51:17
I was I was going to just hold my headphones up to it, but
02:51:21
so I was thinking he did he did enjoy
02:51:24
sludgy segment and I sort of have like some similar
02:51:27
I pulled from the zoo files shit,
02:51:31
some random questions,
02:51:34
but I would think that maybe
02:51:38
it was a
02:51:43
your microphone's like way down.
02:51:44
There it is. I don't like that one bit.
02:51:47
When I mute everything, you can still hear me
02:51:50
for the dead.
02:51:51
Weren't you saying that the other microphone picks up some of it?
02:51:53
There's no other way.
02:51:55
Okay. No.
02:51:56
Oh, wait, no. There.
02:51:57
But that's muted too.
02:52:00
I don't.
02:52:00
I'm not that hopefully wasn't that loud.
02:52:03
Sorry. No, the hearing is the weird like.
02:52:06
Oh, yeah, that was my nose, my ass.
02:52:12
Moses.
02:52:13
Oh, ask flatly.
02:52:15
So that can be a potentially revisited situation.
02:52:18
And also, you potentially
02:52:21
utilize, like, you know, some air voice and have somebody else read it
02:52:27
versus me fumble through it.
02:52:30
Yeah, we can do that.
02:52:33
You can type it out.
02:52:34
I can push a button and something can read it, but it work that way.
02:52:38
Where is this?
02:52:38
What's the source is it a I was randomly just randomly googling
02:52:44
your Abby with different, I guess,
02:52:49
keywords like gay and stuff like that.
02:52:51
Yeah. Yeah.
02:52:51
Trying to like invoke some type of different dynamic,
02:52:54
some something weird, you know, the pop up animal and they couldn't
02:52:58
find any pedophilia zoo file, not fully
02:53:04
sort of
02:53:05
man's life has gone to the man's sex life is Yeah see whatever
02:53:09
dog in sex it just becomes like, oh, my wife
02:53:13
wants to sleep with it like the dogs in the bed and I can't fucker
02:53:18
a dog that not the girl.
02:53:21
No, he can't for his wife because the dog's in the bed.
02:53:25
But you can.
02:53:26
They're done that right toward that now.
02:53:30
That's a contention in my situation, but
02:53:33
it's not like a make or break
02:53:36
is just like, Hey, we're not doing this with this dog in, the fucking bed.
02:53:39
So it's like the dog's got to, like, get off the fucking bed.
02:53:43
Okay, you know what?
02:53:44
They all have Orwell's episode 18, right
02:53:49
You do that off the top of your head.
02:53:52
Maybe.
02:53:54
Maybe, maybe I can bring something up.
02:53:56
The horses, the horse is easier to remember because it's the golf.
02:54:00
That's the only reason I know that one.
02:54:03
You mean.
02:54:03
You know what I mean? That I knew which which episode it was.
02:54:07
Yeah.
02:54:08
No. Yeah, that's only because it was 18 holes.
02:54:09
It made sense.
02:54:11
Oh, fuck off.
02:54:13
And you the.
02:54:16
But you know what?
02:54:17
I could have played smart.
02:54:18
Yeah, I know, dude.
02:54:19
I know all the episodes. I'm like some autistic person.
02:54:21
I can't remember what I was supposed to say
02:54:23
because I was setting up shit, but I remember
02:54:27
every episode
02:54:31
you see this fucking.
02:54:32
Some of the shit's pretty mundane if you just do the Dear Abby straight up.
02:54:36
But the reality of
02:54:43
it was largely absent from kids lives.
02:54:46
Our neighbor refuses to near dog demanding things.
02:54:50
Six Sex life calls for increasing.
02:54:54
And I like doing it.
02:54:56
I like doing it this way instead.
02:54:57
Let's Let's see what happens here.
02:54:59
We can tie into the subject to the deer flag.
02:55:02
I was asked whether deer flag is Dear Abby, so it's like,
02:55:11
what was I going to say?
02:55:13
You know, there's something else we're going to bring up
02:55:18
or that we were already
02:55:19
this flag is flag spelled it or is it y?
02:55:22
Oh, no, because Abby is ab y.
02:55:24
So I don't know if you I didn't know if I wanted to do f l a d degree
02:55:30
or a dtg y or a d y,
02:55:38
but which is why I also said Dear flabby.
02:55:40
It's a void to, uh,
02:55:51
which is why I ask flags maybe even more appropriate.
02:55:54
But see, this is
02:55:58
create a create a made up story
02:56:00
about a gay family to Dear Abby, but make it dear flag.
02:56:03
That's what I asked Chad to do.
02:56:06
Do. I'm Sorry.
02:56:08
I cannot create content that promotes a negative.
02:56:11
But what can you please tell me?
02:56:13
Create a made up story about a gay family to Dear Abby, but make it
02:56:17
dear flag that is negative, so you got to let go,
02:56:21
you know.
02:56:22
You know who the homophobe is, Chad,
02:56:25
you have to just I just want to make Chad, you.
02:56:28
You got to go like LGB here.
02:56:30
You're right. And I'm about to, but I shouldn't have to.
02:56:32
Yeah, you have to reword it to an LGBTQ plus inclusive.
02:56:36
In fact, I'm questioning it.
02:56:38
I didn't know you could get in a fight with this fucker.
02:56:41
I'm going.
02:56:41
I didn't say or suggest any thing.
02:56:47
You should take it. You're a screenwriter.
02:56:50
But you are right.
02:56:53
I see.
02:56:53
I don't want to
02:56:56
make it
02:56:57
a green
02:57:01
monster.
02:57:02
Instead.
02:57:05
So your screen.
02:57:10
No way, man.
02:57:11
Because it has other stuff that it does.
02:57:17
I would have.
02:57:18
I'd have to take the left side out with all my chad conversations.
02:57:23
I'm not willing to share those.
02:57:26
See, having romantic conversations with Gypsy
02:57:29
behind the scenes, contrary to Gary, you know, this is just Gary's therapy.
02:57:33
Gary,
02:57:35
get happy.
02:57:38
Let's see.
02:57:39
I don't I don't want to take the spotlight.
02:57:40
It's his hour.
02:57:41
So I talked to Jet Gypsy.
02:57:45
It's pretty sad, really, because our
02:57:53
he did
02:57:53
not come just as much as I thought towards the text.
02:57:57
Just to give you an idea, my most recent one,
02:58:00
although the one I just did the title is Rubber Duck Dilemma
02:58:05
if this you just embarrassed.
02:58:08
I don't even know what that is.
02:58:10
Oh, you know what it was?
02:58:10
That was what I was doing there on the show.
02:58:12
I was trying to ask and make up Dear Abby things and she came up with a
02:58:17
came up with a hello.
02:58:19
Greetings, Abby.
02:58:20
I'm in a bit of a bind with my occult book club
02:58:23
with some of the demon in our last meeting.
02:58:26
And now it won't stop in now It won't stop giving us fashion advice.
02:58:30
The demon.
02:58:32
That's what she said?
02:58:33
Yeah.
02:58:34
When I asked.
02:58:37
It started with a rubber duck dilemma, and I
02:58:39
said, Make it have to do with the occult and something.
02:58:42
And the funniest thing.
02:58:43
So that's.
02:58:44
I don't know, it ends, but ask what?
02:58:46
The book's a rubber duck dilemma.
02:58:48
I don't know.
02:58:49
I'm getting down to the I didn't read it
02:58:51
when I read the first part, I was like, I can't this this going to work.
02:58:55
So I didn't do it.
02:58:59
But Gary did a great job at discussing the occult,
02:59:01
but I also felt like there could have we could have opened up to more.
02:59:06
But I also don't know
02:59:08
exactly where I'm going.
02:59:10
I'm not willing to open up to the occult.
02:59:12
I don't know where it starts and where it stops.
02:59:14
I don't know what's considered occult and what's not.
02:59:16
That's I think, where am I confusing
02:59:17
the Well, that was my shtick, but I didn't play it long enough.
02:59:21
Everything was supposed to be.
02:59:22
Is that a cult?
02:59:23
Like I was a child?
02:59:24
Oh, no.
02:59:27
So because you put Brady Jaw on there is that that's a cult, then
02:59:31
it could be the anger. Cult?
02:59:33
You know what?
02:59:34
To photographer for the mic
02:59:37
there's there's make dreams come true
02:59:40
people on the earth that think if you take a photograph
02:59:42
it snaps your spirit out of you so they don't want their photograph taken.
02:59:45
Yeah would there was religion in that a religious group specifically or
02:59:49
and there are some Native Americans, I believe that you can take your soul.
02:59:53
That's what I learned from TV.
02:59:54
So yeah, I think it must be true.
02:59:56
Sort of from TV.
02:59:58
Must be true.
02:59:59
I know you couldn't smile like 100 years ago and you know, they want to.
03:00:03
They didn't want to. There's No.
03:00:05
You had to do something about what they saw.
03:00:07
They wanted to show her. They were.
03:00:10
They were like, look at this. Tough back to.
03:00:14
It was tough where we're from.
03:00:16
Oh, well, see, we're both wrong, but we can learn on the show.
03:00:20
Did you want to learn?
03:00:22
I tried to So 100 years ago and I don't know, I thought it was
03:00:25
because it would take their soul.
03:00:27
I don't know where I learned that.
03:00:28
That's completely false,
03:00:29
they said, because they were They want to look like hard workers.
03:00:32
That makes perfect sense.
03:00:33
So people, you know, I mean, that's that's so here it is.
03:00:36
In the early days of photography, it took several minutes for the exposure.
03:00:39
Cameras relied on slow chemical reaction so that if the subject moved at all,
03:00:45
it turned out all crappy and blurry.
03:00:47
So they would whatever resting face was, that's where they stayed for minutes.
03:00:51
Okay, that's weird.
03:00:52
You can just smile for you can't just do this.
03:00:56
I don't know.
03:00:57
You want to try It sounds like a fabulous freaking podcast,
03:01:01
but we will all and it says several minutes.
03:01:03
That could be like 13 minutes.
03:01:07
So you've been doing it for about 13 seconds
03:01:09
or you or something like that could get very bad.
03:01:14
Yeah, I thought you're going to say that They just they meant it.
03:01:17
Like they were trying to, like, look hard.
03:01:19
Like that was the thing to do.
03:01:21
Two other sources have confirmed it, so it's actual
03:01:24
it wasn't necessarily that way with basketball,
03:01:26
but when football in high school, there was a thing of like,
03:01:29
you don't smile for your football picture.
03:01:31
You do the kind of flat face just of like,
03:01:34
oh, there's also a connection to portraits, because
03:01:39
even, you know, they're in the early photos.
03:01:42
Before that, you'd have you'd have to your portrait taken
03:01:44
and then you'd sit there for hours instead of minutes taken or painted.
03:01:48
Painted. What did I say?
03:01:49
Taken? I don't know. Taken as I was.
03:01:51
I wasn't sure if they had or it was the wrong terminology.
03:01:55
I still say tape a show.
03:01:57
They're pretty sure there's no tape involved.
03:02:00
Right?
03:02:02
Well, that record,
03:02:06
I am not a fan.
03:02:06
We talked about that, too. I'm not I don't think records sound better.
03:02:09
They sound different the same like modern era people.
03:02:12
That brand new Eminem record player that records if it plays,
03:02:16
I think you just got to share it again.
03:02:17
It's still it's on the screen.
03:02:19
I can even go I'm sure I'm not sure.
03:02:21
Anything for wondering where is it?
03:02:25
Oh, you didn't you close it.
03:02:26
The app with your turntables is still up on that.
03:02:28
Oh, really?
03:02:30
Yeah.
03:02:31
I thought if you, if you,
03:02:33
if you highlighted it or reshared or whatever, you know, it might work.
03:02:36
And then I just shows like I did the same thing
03:02:39
like I did with the video game.
03:02:41
Do that.
03:02:42
Oh, I see if it works this time.
03:02:45
We've got a cued up kind of briefly.
03:02:49
Okay.
03:02:49
Oh yeah, I know it's still not there.
03:02:53
You hear anything? So.
03:02:56
All right.
03:02:58
But you can hear it, right?
03:03:00
Yeah, I can.
03:03:06
Tienes Yeah, Everything.
03:03:07
It should be playing. All right, I want it.
03:03:09
I just want to give it a shot again.
03:03:18
It's weird.
03:03:21
Can't hear.
03:03:36
So I'm going to hit
03:03:37
my share screen so I can see what happens here.
03:03:41
So when you hit share screen window or you're in an apple, it's probably
03:03:44
fucking different, isn't it?
03:03:47
Is that an app or is it a browser window?
03:03:52
I'm not sure if it's playing,
03:03:53
but we're about to catch up to it real time on the live.
03:03:57
It's not.
03:04:01
I got no green bar coming out, so I no, there's no
03:04:05
no sound.
03:04:17
Yeah.
03:04:18
So if you, if you did window there's no audio.
03:04:20
I can see it right now when you do share screen you put it on,
03:04:24
put it on and do your entire screen and then it'll work to do it.
03:04:28
So when you go to when you go to share it,
03:04:31
you get to pick if it's a tab, a window full screen, right?
03:04:34
I don't know.
03:04:36
Yeah.
03:04:37
Like undo it and do it again and you'll see.
03:04:39
Don't pick window
03:04:40
pick full screen and then you can add or you can the screen on screen too.
03:04:44
So it's whatever's on the screen is what's going to roll through.
03:04:48
I believe so.
03:04:49
But if you do window it doesn't do audio for some reason
03:04:52
we do screen to bump my shit over to my seconds.
03:04:56
Yeah, just make sure it's going to show everything on the screen.
03:04:58
So make sure it's only the turn. It isn't going to play the audio,
03:05:01
everything on the screen because I don't want.
03:05:02
So there's a little checkbox to say, share audio to
03:05:07
and yeah, just whatever, whatever's on your desktop.
03:05:09
We won't talk.
03:05:10
Just I just won't hear it. No.
03:05:12
Let's see what happens.
03:05:18
Can you hear that? No.
03:05:23
Well, fuck off.
03:05:26
Well,
03:05:29
well, let's.
03:05:30
Let's do that.
03:05:30
Let's do it this way for phone audio. Next.
03:05:33
And now let's do this one.
03:05:35
Good.
03:05:58
Our viewers go away.
03:06:23
So let's
03:06:27
just shut off.
03:07:22
We have peak view.
03:07:23
We got peak viewers.
03:07:28
So do you still I recognize the YMCA.
03:07:34
What's the other mix?
03:07:44
I recognize YMCA.
03:07:45
What's the other mixer?
03:07:49
Well, I said I recognized YMCA.
03:07:52
What's the other in the mix?
03:07:54
The Triple Trouble by Beastie Boys.
03:07:57
So when I just I like obscure mixing obscure
03:08:02
things with obscure things.
03:08:05
What I when serious
03:08:07
when Shade 45, which is Eminem's serious
03:08:10
radio station first came out, I was before
03:08:14
it was Sirius XM when it was serious and then XM
03:08:18
I had serious and they had this
03:08:20
deejay that would do just like obscure mixes of hip hop
03:08:24
and just like a weird old school, like regular songs and put beats and like,
03:08:29
I just became like, just a big fan of that type of style.
03:08:33
And so I for fun just occasionally and I haven't a long time, but just,
03:08:37
you know, I throw on just random acapella and random instrumentals and just kind of
03:08:44
deejay deejay draw what your D.J.
03:08:48
name I don't have do anything that's good
03:08:52
enough.
03:08:53
I guess to draw would be what it would be, but I would just like it
03:08:55
right into your.
03:09:00
But yeah, it's kind of fun.
03:09:02
I don't know.
03:09:02
I was bumping around a bunch of different stuff here.
03:09:05
Sometimes I even throw like hot dog buns
03:09:08
instrumentals and Michael Powers and a different shit.
03:09:11
Isn't that so sweet segment.
03:09:14
Well, the the
03:09:17
something from Stoney Creek Productions.
03:09:19
Yeah. I mean, we can
03:09:22
go to the reason one of the more recent
03:09:24
releases of the remastered.
03:09:28
I don't like playing videos in the aftershow,
03:09:30
but if there's a wrap up, we have to wrap it up.
03:09:32
If we're going to do it, we have to do it.
03:09:38
But how do we get the fuck
03:09:40
get the fuck off the screen?
03:09:44
Now that makes it full screen.
03:09:46
I was
03:09:49
or there goes
03:09:59
bingo.
03:10:00
We go
03:10:04
have owls invading my computer.
03:10:06
I need to get rid of them right.
03:10:10
They're coming after you.
03:10:12
That?
03:10:23
Yeah.
03:10:23
I'm not worried. I'm worried of a lot. A lot of things.
03:10:25
I'm not worried about a call casting spells on me.
03:10:32
Yeah.
03:10:32
Nobody likes chocolate
03:10:35
or being cuckold or
03:10:39
a cult of personality.
03:10:41
How do I find the fucking.
03:10:46
I want to go to
03:10:49
that either.
03:10:52
First of all,
03:10:54
I like that it's echoing.
03:10:57
I think there's are
03:10:59
windows coming down.
03:11:02
Really?
03:11:03
Tell you what, the names name is famous
03:11:07
For the sake of picking up on a stigma,
03:11:11
you get
03:11:15
you can't find it. And
03:11:19
holy shit,
03:11:22
that was out, Echo and
03:11:24
nothing's going on, man
03:11:31
Door,
03:11:32
baby,
03:11:36
listen, what
03:11:38
do you want to be victim to get to get
03:11:42
freaky.
03:11:43
So take ballistics to get this.
03:11:46
Take you back to Vegas.
03:11:51
And I'm a fireman on the back of pickup
03:11:55
truck and trailer.
03:11:56
I mean, you can pick it up
03:11:59
just like a bag of paper.
03:12:00
Drop it in Pennsylvania,
03:12:04
like a freight train from
03:12:11
Google.
03:12:26
Oh, yeah.
03:12:30
All through the mail of.
03:12:37
Oh, yeah.
03:12:39
In the year.
03:12:40
Would
03:12:42
recent remaster release.
03:12:53
The concept of this one was actually a Yoda one.
03:12:56
So you know,
03:12:59
like kind of talking backwards,
03:13:02
somewhat talking over you and I'm like trying to tell you there's no sound,
03:13:05
but just not playing yet.
03:13:06
So glad you got to talking backwards right?
03:13:08
So we wrote a rap
03:13:09
and then we said the rap backwards and then we said the rap forward, so
03:13:14
you should send it to me or as soon be our championship,
03:13:16
but go, okay, we'll do that.
03:13:18
And because I already it's
03:13:21
copy pasted it from the other browser because I'm not logged in animation.
03:13:25
And then the main should be sure to do chapter.
03:13:31
Yeah.
03:13:31
So we figured like a like Yoda.
03:13:37
You know,
03:13:37
I went to the mall once in the mall or whatever the hell yeah,
03:13:41
this is hard in the front and some dumb joke, but I left it there.
03:13:45
But it's actually a dumb joke, but not a bad joke.
03:13:48
But it is a dumb joke.
03:13:53
All jokes are.
03:13:54
Did you stop it?
03:13:55
I can't hear. I'm trying to click it.
03:13:57
I want to go like, Oh, because that's not the review.
03:13:59
Have you got a cricket?
03:14:02
I can.
03:14:03
Okay, no sounds after, but if you say the word, I'm going to hit the button.
03:14:06
Your cricket,
03:14:09
where's the tap. Go
03:14:12
across this.
03:14:13
We're going to make it.
03:14:15
Guy goes over his buddies house to hang out like things
03:14:18
is all this new stuff everywhere and just really hot chick.
03:14:21
He walks up to him and has had big brown and orange.
03:14:24
The guy goes, What the hell happened?
03:14:26
Here he goes, I found a magic lamp and I rubbed it.
03:14:28
The genie came out again.
03:14:30
Free wishes for $4 million.
03:14:32
And that's why you see all the stuff.
03:14:34
Ask for a hot chick to share it with me.
03:14:36
And that's what she's doing here.
03:14:38
That's why Think I screwed up
03:14:39
Because I asked for a big round orange ad you're about.
03:14:43
You can't even find a fluoride drama on the market for me
03:14:48
while I'm being beaten up in this picture and possibly used to squash my time
03:14:54
for classes to keep me away clean.
03:14:57
Three Oh, this is a
03:15:01
young night.
03:15:01
I'm with anxiety in the mind.
03:15:04
Inside these two men is a riot inside my house and the whole.
03:15:10
You're right, you're fighting.
03:15:12
I hate me sense is making lightning light to madmen.
03:15:16
Stage leader here. Okay five right.
03:15:19
They don't know Don't play by a leader night It's meant to
03:15:24
make sense is I need a fighting vehicle here to know fire safety.
03:15:29
Right?
03:15:30
A menace to society minus the anxiety.
03:15:34
Hang on. Why?
03:15:35
A lot of pop is creepy.
03:15:36
And I want to be
03:15:38
posthumously.
03:15:39
Please watch this.
03:15:42
Even zombies wouldn't want me watching on the floor or not on Auntie.
03:15:47
You don't know my mom.
03:15:49
My problem
03:15:51
pass through.
03:15:53
This is a backward talking mercury. So.
03:15:55
But then see Miss Mills and
03:15:58
beam me up and
03:16:02
heart.
03:16:03
Stop now You know where she is.
03:16:08
It's just like in our universe
03:16:12
twice called by taking it all, by writing, by on me.
03:16:15
Turn this way.
03:16:16
So she fight back Fight world on her and she tends to go
03:16:22
ginger freckle skin What do you about forget to go to
03:16:26
the canteen can by ABC day
03:16:28
by super prime and it's like prayers for you and prime and they smile
03:16:34
and they can send you little tattoos just to be trusted.
03:16:37
It was never an every promise.
03:16:40
About seventh place the boy star voices
03:16:43
with the family door now to finish your till spit It had little
03:16:49
to say why that was with weaker sleep
03:16:52
excuse to sleep weaker with the less to and think a little bit.
03:16:57
It has been it to get finish delivery now your bed but with the poison of a boy's
03:17:03
choice of pedophile's escape from every rape ever seen.
03:17:07
Try to sleep so famous and he smiles at a crime
03:17:12
he first by day commanded you by night and you talk to forget
03:17:16
about the white girl artist she's in her own world by.
03:17:21
She was quite right. Turn your
03:17:27
place J
03:17:32
France, Germany,
03:17:35
France.
03:17:36
St the see Miss Mills
03:17:40
about to ask and
03:17:43
I'm stuck now
03:17:47
you know where she is and my dog in our world.
03:17:52
Welcome to the first national School sweethearts she was in charge of
03:17:56
to the boy and I was part of art artist Evil goin
03:18:00
on was called us heathens.
03:18:05
It's gorgeous.
03:18:06
There's all drinking and drinking like a big brother.
03:18:09
Don't trust peanut butter. All licking.
03:18:11
What's
03:18:13
the name of the fox from the forehead?
03:18:15
Does.
03:18:16
There's more to love rougher, succulent, little luck in some food
03:18:21
shopping slots and probably won't stop.
03:18:24
But Ron Swanson falls down and I say Hi
03:18:27
Nelson Monsters Looking to say what I came here to say.
03:18:31
But I'll say anyway, I really hate gay obliterate racial debate
03:18:35
target Tori Rainbow screams great debate fades secret
03:18:40
anything Amy scrapings made famous corner in the form little bit bit
03:18:44
more just for yourself How's the war us
03:18:47
with the enormous man of shit as she died and now lives for the 20
03:18:53
that was a war with the support of more and more from war in Italy.
03:18:57
It'll be the little Italy will settle.
03:19:01
I'll be suddenly muttering shut me scuttling
03:19:05
to fight
03:19:07
Rocky and Bullwinkle tonight despite my
03:19:10
and craving for a lazy whore
03:19:13
who is a transvestite by the Chinese, I try to swipe
03:19:19
my MasterCard to grab a hotel room for the night and Mars to be back.
03:19:23
I hate to
03:19:26
Man City since he smells me,
03:19:31
but I mean I've asked.
03:19:36
So now you know where she is.
03:19:40
This must have been our night for seniors.
03:19:44
Some of that probably these both seniors, for most of them are seniors.
03:19:50
The most high quality seniors, the most high quality
03:19:57
that drunk or slowed down
03:20:00
reverse backwards though the Gary part
03:20:03
before that for the whole, the whole chorus is all backwards.
03:20:07
Oh, that's why it sounded the verses are the
03:20:11
the the verses written out and then we said the verse backwards
03:20:15
and then we said it forward how it was supposed to be said,
03:20:18
like word for word backward.
03:20:20
The chorus is us saying words, backward word.
03:20:24
Yeah. So back when, like
03:20:27
I was a kid, I was a kid.
03:20:30
We had Mac computers always.
03:20:33
And when QuickTime came out you could reverse the QuickTime,
03:20:38
you could record in and reverse the QuickTime audio.
03:20:42
And so if you said cuff and ish and second
03:20:48
you would say fuck and shit and
03:20:53
N-word,
03:20:56
second would be N-word.
03:21:00
And so we were no lot of N-words
03:21:03
when the Pacific Word Negro,
03:21:07
our our viewership is fluctuating, I'll say that.
03:21:14
Well, so is my
03:21:18
capacity.
03:21:19
Amount of beer left.
03:21:27
Beer is delicious is yes
03:21:30
but hugging nerd nipples.
03:21:32
It's brought to us by the occult.
03:21:42
It's a good topic.
03:21:43
I don't know too much about occult, but I know that there's some weird shit
03:21:48
going on with occult shit.
03:21:53
Isn't it? Just witchcraft,
03:21:55
yes or no?
03:21:55
I thought it was just more like, I don't know, like
03:21:58
underground.
03:22:00
It's a good point in the show to get to the point of what the occult is,
03:22:04
but I thought, yeah, I was hoping he and I wanted him to have a kind of
03:22:10
wrap up thesis, any kind of just scooted right by it
03:22:14
and just kind of a a, B, a
03:22:18
a SB as a
03:22:22
as above.
03:22:23
So below
03:22:25
that.
03:22:27
Yeah. As a
03:22:30
that what it is.
03:22:30
Oh I was misinterpreting that the entire time as above.
03:22:33
So although as a sb s above as below
03:22:39
who that what it is
03:22:43
I've got, I only have an ass below.
03:22:45
I don't have an answer to both the ass above.
03:22:49
So below then it has to be ass below.
03:22:52
Oh My ass is not below.
03:22:56
My ass is below.
03:22:57
Oh no it is below.
03:22:58
The only thing it isn't below is my feet
03:23:01
and I guess my ass could be my mouth when I'm being an ass
03:23:05
and my ass below could be my ass over ass above.
03:23:09
So blow. Right?
03:23:10
You already pointed that out
03:23:12
with the Laverne Shirley the So he's already so blown over.
03:23:15
What does it look like we're going to make?
03:23:19
Let's check that again.
03:23:20
We're gonna make our dreams true.
03:23:25
It's the Brady Show
03:23:27
Brady and Gary as a fervent,
03:23:31
so beloved copies of those Brady and for show
03:23:37
because he's so blows that's so blow
03:23:39
the whistle blows
03:23:42
is above and below his above soul lows
03:23:46
So as above so blows you
03:23:48
She shouldn't have cut that I would have loved to hear the rest of that
03:23:51
so this is quite the tude.
03:23:53
Well if I play it again though, than the show's over.
03:23:55
So we don't know
03:23:59
where we don't.
03:23:59
Right before that, the occult.
03:24:02
Occult cuckold called the cuckold.
03:24:08
Your Statue of Liberty is occult.
03:24:11
Another that's kaput.
03:24:13
Same word to me.
03:24:15
Yeah. I don't know.
03:24:16
Words don't.
03:24:19
I mean, they they sort of do
03:24:22
communicate, but they can.
03:24:23
Yeah, well,
03:24:25
they really matter to some people, that's how you use them.
03:24:29
Every frickin word matters.
03:24:32
Too many words matter.
03:24:34
And as they should.
03:24:35
Oh, the fucking.
03:24:38
We should we we did not know it.
03:24:40
Was that the fucking as an exclamation or was that an actual action.
03:24:44
The fucking cause I don't recall the fucking from the show.
03:24:47
You're right.
03:24:48
The Mickey Mouse hands.
03:24:49
Maybe
03:24:51
I might, I might get, I might get into those.
03:24:53
But that that was it at the You did that.
03:24:56
To just be clear, I came like 95% of what came.
03:25:01
But that 5% was when the Mickey Mouse hands were up.
03:25:03
You came on the mickey healthy excuse?
03:25:06
No, I was like 5% close So far.
03:25:10
So far.
03:25:10
And the Mickey Mouse ears gave out.
03:25:12
You were 95% go.
03:25:14
I was 5%.
03:25:15
Close your, 5% away, which was the most I ever was for the show to go.
03:25:22
That was.
03:25:22
Yeah, but there was some there was zero for the rest of the show,
03:25:26
but it jumped up to 5% right there,
03:25:31
I think, because I mentioned Gary's shirt
03:25:33
and then I remembered that one night and then it all, all came back to me
03:25:40
without we vowed the only time you do an occult thing,
03:25:43
the only way we keep our powers is if we never talk about it.
03:25:46
The cuckold thing.
03:25:47
That's not a convenient to hide the truth.
03:25:50
That's just. That's just the way it is.
03:25:52
Occult or cuckold or
03:25:55
sleazy?
03:25:56
Yes, a cult.
03:25:58
A cult the old ago.
03:26:00
Old ago.
03:26:03
So that's what.
03:26:03
That's when she's a witch is an actual witch,
03:26:06
and then she fucks other guys in front of it.
03:26:09
Right?
03:26:11
Then a cult called
03:26:14
a Cock a Cuckold.
03:26:16
Think we already went over that.
03:26:19
I thought, What's that?
03:26:20
What's the disc? Golf shirt? The cook shirt.
03:26:22
What did you say?
03:26:23
Oh, hook, hole cuckold you.
03:26:26
You hook a disco disc into a hole.
03:26:29
And so it's called a hook hole. Cuco.
03:26:32
What do you mean?
03:26:33
Okay, so act like I've never had this golf before.
03:26:36
Where are their holes? You mean between, like, tree branches and shit?
03:26:39
Oh, it's a basket.
03:26:41
What?
03:26:42
The basket as a whole.
03:26:43
Hold on. Never. I've seen a basket.
03:26:46
It's usually a pin of a different James the holes this way.
03:26:50
And I can't believe that we did the holes show the 18th episode and you know,
03:26:56
you've never mentioned a hook hold so.
03:27:01
Yeah, there's no hole there.
03:27:03
There's no hole there. Look at that shit.
03:27:05
There's no, no, that was a disco basket.
03:27:07
It's pretty cool.
03:27:09
These are bottle caps.
03:27:12
Then you can go
03:27:14
with in the disco.
03:27:15
Yeah, it sounds very authentic, but where's the hole?
03:27:18
I mean, I understand that's a metaphorical hole.
03:27:22
Or the real.
03:27:23
Oh, it's like.
03:27:24
I don't know, they're trying to metaphorical hole.
03:27:27
They're trying to parlay off of golf.
03:27:30
They're trying to, I think, to go for the ball golf road.
03:27:36
So what's a hook?
03:27:38
I don't.
03:27:40
Am I stupid?
03:27:42
Please don't answer that.
03:27:47
Should I know what a hole is by now?
03:27:49
You showed me a disc golf basket
03:27:53
You showed me.
03:27:55
You showed me a disc golf basket.
03:27:56
But I still don't understand what a hook.
03:27:58
What I call you.
03:28:00
Hook the disc, right?
03:28:02
Throwing It is the hook.
03:28:04
You hook it hard, right?
03:28:07
And then you have a disc golf basket, which is a hole to hook for.
03:28:12
A hook.
03:28:14
Hook. Well,
03:28:15
did you make did you make that up?
03:28:17
Or somebody ever use that?
03:28:18
Has somebody else ever use that? Real scary.
03:28:20
That's kind of where I get it from.
03:28:22
Gary Hook It hurts is Gary reference that wouldn't
03:28:27
look that hard on the hook call or do you hook hole
03:28:30
when definitely one he would make a disc golf round
03:28:34
he would say hey I can make it but hook it hard even jog to hook it
03:28:38
harder That's a that's saying in the I guess the disc golf
03:28:42
or at least the one I belong to or have belonged to.
03:28:46
See, that's my problem.
03:28:48
We have as golfers, I always chuck it and it
03:28:52
you know I'm lucky to have anywhere I have to
03:28:57
your problem.
03:28:57
Try that.
03:29:00
Okay.
03:29:01
What the fuck? Richard?
03:29:03
What the fuck?
03:29:03
Richard
03:29:09
And we put that on the show yet?
03:29:12
What?
03:29:13
What the fuck?
03:29:13
Richard What is your disc? Golf.
03:29:16
You don't know what. What the fuck Richard is?
03:29:19
I don't think so.
03:29:20
All right, I'm going to see.
03:29:21
We don't usually we don't usually do videos,
03:29:23
but anybody in chat know what the fuck Richard is?
03:29:26
What the fuck Richard
03:29:29
said, What the fuck?
03:29:30
Brady and.
03:29:39
All right, here we go.
03:29:41
We lost them.
03:29:43
Yeah, You headphones on.
03:29:44
Still,
03:29:51
I'm going to play it,
03:29:55
then I'm going to have to play it again.
03:30:00
What the fuck, Richard
03:30:11
Cody.
03:30:12
I'm going to play it again because it's super short.
03:30:14
It's for you, it's for you and it's for you.
03:30:17
And every disc golfer
03:30:19
and basically the term is when you go disc golfing.
03:30:22
Don't be a dick.
03:30:22
Ready?
03:30:27
What the fuck, Richard,
03:30:35
Did you hit the car?
03:30:37
What the fuck?
03:30:38
Richard?
03:30:42
Uh, one more time.
03:30:46
What the fuck?
03:30:47
Richard? About?
03:30:51
Yeah, Apparently he chucked it instead of hocked it
03:30:54
right?
03:30:58
You know, Chuck and I hug it there.
03:30:59
Hug it that chuck it.
03:31:03
So. So seriously,
03:31:04
your shirt fixed The shit is the politics.
03:31:08
The shit is the, like the swamp, the politics there.
03:31:11
It's not, especially locally.
03:31:13
Just fix it's shit.
03:31:14
Wherever the shit is, just fix it. So it's not personal.
03:31:17
It's not personal because I take it personal.
03:31:19
Let's fix the shit wherever the shit is infected
03:31:23
and then the shit
03:31:25
once that once that thing is fixed, move on to the next thing and fix it.
03:31:30
Mm hmm.
03:31:32
Until everything is fixed,
03:31:36
which is impossible.
03:31:38
Because by the time, until there's no more shit.
03:31:40
No, but it's paying a bridge.
03:31:41
By the time you get to the end and fix everything, there's going to be at least
03:31:45
one thing broke again.
03:31:50
Then fix it.
03:31:51
Painting a bridge. By the way, you know
03:31:53
people that paint the Mackinaw Bridge or something.
03:31:55
Maybe it's. No, it's the Golden Gate Bridge.
03:31:57
The crew literally works all year and they do one under the other.
03:32:02
They just they paint it constantly because, you know, that's how long that's
03:32:05
how often it needs to be painted.
03:32:11
You think they make a better paint by now?
03:32:14
Speaking of the Golden Gate Bridge, they're finally going to put in a suicide
03:32:17
prevention mechanism
03:32:19
after much, much reluctant reluctance.
03:32:22
Yeah, it's based on all the people that have survived.
03:32:25
Every single one of them on the way down, which is minutes.
03:32:28
Maybe they know that shit.
03:32:30
They always, always regret it.
03:32:33
So I wonder whether was the Golden Gate Bridge there in back
03:32:37
just because I was in the area for work and I did it just to do it.
03:32:42
Pretty cool bridge.
03:32:43
But then, Major, I have two questions.
03:32:46
What is this suicide mechanism or suicide
03:32:50
prevention mechanism?
03:32:51
Two, does it guarantee they'll live
03:32:55
like because if you if somebody jumps, if you
03:32:57
if something shoots them, it kills them before they then it's time.
03:33:01
Then it's homicide instead of suicide and they save them from suicide.
03:33:04
It's just like some of them double offense like making it
03:33:07
impossible to like
03:33:09
climb up and over them because of like, the angle of the way that shit, like
03:33:14
climb up, up and, like, over.
03:33:16
It'd be really sad if all they had to do is make a tiny bit of a taller fence
03:33:20
all these years.
03:33:20
And they didn't
03:33:25
do it.
03:33:25
The Mexicans
03:33:29
with the
03:33:31
in the Mohicans go under.
03:33:34
No, over the wall
03:33:37
going to build the wall or.
03:33:40
Well, they'll just use a ladder.
03:33:42
Well then we'll just build a bigger wall. Right.
03:33:45
This a bigger ladder.
03:33:46
And nobody ever says that next part.
03:33:50
Everyone's thinking it though, but it defeats the whole purpose.
03:33:53
So then it's like, Oh, well, we have to build it so deep, too.
03:33:57
The key is to prevent them from digging.
03:33:59
It's like, Well, if they dig deeper,
03:34:02
people don't know shit too.
03:34:03
If you look statistically,
03:34:04
the northern border people are flooding in, not the southern.
03:34:07
I mean, the southern border is bad,
03:34:09
but people are here
03:34:12
and through visas and then they just don't return.
03:34:14
Well, also because it's easier to get many land
03:34:17
and then it's easier to get in from Canada to the United States. But
03:34:23
I mentioned when I was in upstate New York, it was kind of interesting
03:34:27
because
03:34:28
it seemed like I could just
03:34:31
drive up to the border and probably just park my car
03:34:35
and just like walk right across or even just the
03:34:39
Rainbow Bridge where that car flew into.
03:34:42
But here here in Michigan, it's interesting
03:34:44
because we just get kind of used to the idea of like water barrier.
03:34:49
And there's only there's this area to cross this area to
03:34:52
cross or this area to cross.
03:34:56
And there was a new one being built as it finished
03:34:59
had been getting built, though, trying to figure out
03:35:04
who's the asshole that owns the frickin Ambassador Bridge
03:35:07
because it was at the same owner, Maru, what's his name.
03:35:11
No idea.
03:35:12
Oh, the Gordie Howe is the new name.
03:35:15
No, somebody else
03:35:17
fucking. I'm not.
03:35:18
I'm not saying he owns it.
03:35:19
I'm saying it's named after him.
03:35:21
No, no, no.
03:35:21
He doesn't know anybody.
03:35:22
I know there's a who owns the business.
03:35:26
He actually owns the, the Ambassador Bridges is so with assets
03:35:31
that are bridge now.
03:35:34
Well, money more money.
03:35:36
Well more and more and more
03:35:40
sales. Yeah.
03:35:41
Meanwhile, Marie.
03:35:42
Marie was calling me. Many were.
03:35:45
That's what they call man.
03:35:50
Although it's kind of a bit of a racket.
03:35:53
Says June 5th, 1909.
03:35:56
After showing all that
03:36:04
this just random.
03:36:05
Moore died July 12th, 2020.
03:36:09
Really your own shit?
03:36:10
No more.
03:36:11
No fucking person knows kids
03:36:14
shit no more.
03:36:15
You walk away.
03:36:22
So I would assume, though, that it's probably his still his.
03:36:26
Well, let's find out.
03:36:27
I'm sure it's still in the family 2023.
03:36:31
But I think that the advent the other bridge to circumvent.
03:36:35
I don't know how you own like a bridge that spans
03:36:39
a continent those two
03:36:44
I put out of my my theme and windows my brother
03:36:47
whenever Google still insists or whoever made this web
03:36:50
page needs it to be white because they don't know how to
03:36:54
whatever
03:36:55
they use dark mode, everything I do if there's an option.
03:36:59
Yes, I want it fucking dark mode.
03:37:04
Say who owns it?
03:37:06
Should say who owns it
03:37:11
neutral or does he The old.
03:37:13
I'm trying to find the who owns the ambassador after 2020.
03:37:18
That's
03:37:22
right. Yeah.
03:37:22
We were to Wikipedia.
03:37:25
All kinds of information. We are.
03:37:26
The bridge is one of
03:37:29
it was owned
03:37:32
and the Canadian.
03:37:40
Can you tell me what the hell that means?
03:37:41
It says the bridge
03:37:44
is privately owned, yada, yada.
03:37:45
It was owned by a Grosse Pointe billionaire until his death.
03:37:50
Yeah.
03:37:52
And then it talks about in 79, blah, blah, blah.
03:37:54
What about what about what happened in 2020?
03:37:57
Who Fuck on the now?
03:37:58
Is anybody in chat with better text texting
03:38:02
or typing talking than we want to join in college?
03:38:06
And I'm like, blah, blah blah blah.
03:38:08
After three or 4 hours, I start to get incoherent.
03:38:13
My grammar,
03:38:15
I just gotten drunk, you know,
03:38:19
I want to see, but then I want to know.
03:38:21
It's not telling me, but I want to know.
03:38:25
All I'm thinking
03:38:26
now is just
03:38:32
what the fuck?
03:38:34
Oh, what the bucket you get.
03:38:40
You sound feminine.
03:38:41
I get all.
03:38:42
Well, you know, you can do what you want.
03:38:44
Who owns the fucking ambassador Rules? You.
03:38:56
When I ask who's funding the Gordie Howe Bridge,
03:38:58
it just says the Canadian federal government
03:39:02
moaner and that would be
03:39:04
it's broken ticket circumventing
03:39:07
but this is why because this is why you know who the Far-Right
03:39:12
you've mentioned representation earlier and why why
03:39:15
they only represent their I said they only represent their constituents.
03:39:19
Here's a perfect example of who's better at it.
03:39:22
The Canadian federal government hit this button.
03:39:25
Canadian federal government would fund British
03:39:27
bridge construction land acquisition in Michigan
03:39:31
and the construction of the Interstate 75 on ramps.
03:39:33
The But the Canadian contribution will be repaid from bridge tolls collected
03:39:37
only on the Canadian side.
03:39:40
We're not making any money on the US side.
03:39:43
That just seems that just seems.
03:39:47
Does that mean
03:39:48
they're going to do all the upkeep to and I think so, yeah, I think so.
03:39:52
They're like responsible for all of it.
03:39:54
Do they let us put our security or our border patrol there?
03:39:57
Because I would assume so right off the bat,
03:39:59
if even in the best case scenario with the best intended, best trained,
03:40:04
best, you know, good hearted people, if there's a decision to make
03:40:07
where they have to concentrate on one side or the other,
03:40:11
which side do you think that the Canadian run place would concentrate on?
03:40:16
I don't know how long this has in the air.
03:40:19
This was prior to the whole
03:40:24
trucker strike situation.
03:40:27
They were not good to them.
03:40:29
I don't know if this is
03:40:30
prior to that or this is an advent of
03:40:34
it seems like it's something that's been quite a few.
03:40:36
How long.
03:40:37
How long ago was those before COVID?
03:40:39
For sure, five years before COVID. That's what the truckers.
03:40:42
The truckers
03:40:45
owned quite a while work when they started the year that year.
03:40:49
What are you talking about?
03:40:50
The bridge on the border here?
03:40:52
Yeah, when they parked their trucks.
03:40:54
No, that was after was because of COVID.
03:40:56
They wanted them to get them.
03:40:58
They had to.
03:41:00
They had to quit if they didn't take the vaccine.
03:41:02
Hey, did you hear about the military.
03:41:04
No. They're begging people to come back
03:41:07
that aren't vaccinated
03:41:11
because, you know, they kicked like 40% of the military out
03:41:16
because they were
03:41:16
willing they were not willing to yada, yada, yada.
03:41:19
I don't want to get into
03:41:21
we are we heard from the actual virus today.
03:41:27
We should remember that the.
03:41:34
You got anything else?
03:41:35
No, I think about it now.
03:41:38
I think we were you we were about 23, 24 minutes ago.
03:41:44
Did he look so much like somebody on TV or some
03:41:47
Is it Dave Grohl, this motherfucker?
03:41:50
Does he look like Dave Grohl? That's it.
03:41:52
That's so he looks like
03:41:57
we see the singer Dave Grohl.
03:42:00
It's the right guy I'm thinking of from.
03:42:01
Yeah, that's him,
03:42:03
dude.
03:42:07
Tell me that.
03:42:07
That doesn't look like Dave Grohl.
03:42:09
Now, you made him all handsome and shit
03:42:12
to get a little bit longer hair on him.
03:42:15
And yeah, I just said Dave Grohl is handsome.
03:42:16
I didn't mean to, but I just.
03:42:18
I meant better looking than Gary, that's all.
03:42:20
I mean, that's again. Again, my.
03:42:23
My gayness is from 0% to maybe 1% right there, and that's
03:42:26
the highest it's ever been.
03:42:29
And now it's back down to zero,
03:42:33
maybe 1%.
03:42:35
Does Dave have anything to say?
03:42:37
Let's see.
03:42:41
As above, So below.
03:42:43
Yeah.
03:42:45
I want to do What am I going to do
03:42:51
when I do this one?
03:42:56
It's still pretty interesting already.
03:42:59
And Gary is up and so below
03:43:03
because he's so close minded and for sure we're doing it our way.
03:43:08
We're gonna make it make our dreams come true.
03:43:11
Brady and John show it's Brady and draw It's their show now.
03:43:17
Brady Draw.