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There you go.
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You're good.
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Hi, I'm Gary.
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Welcome to Fladge Rants Live.
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What time is it today?
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Oh, it's 10:00.
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Do you know where your pets are?
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Hey, what's the topic today?
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The groom water of a Bronwyn.
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Oh, no, no, wait. That was last week. We're doing money.
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Let's start right off the bat with a mount Rushmore.
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The four types of money.
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Our commodity money,
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fiduciary money, bank money.
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And fiat money.
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Now, commodity money has intrinsic value.
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It's the material that it's made out of itself.
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Bank money is 97% of of the money on Earth.
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And it's nothing.
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It's just numbers in a computer
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and fiduciary money.
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It's like an IOU.
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And then.
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And then what we lose cash is fiat money.
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It's backed by nothing.
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And and that's kind of what I'm getting at today.
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Just cut to the chase and tell you
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money is made up and
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it is worthless.
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But that's not the end of the story.
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Oh, that's the we always take it back to the Greeks
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and certainly the Greeks that in here they had some nice coins,
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but it goes way back.
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Before that people needed money to trade for commerce.
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Like if a grain farmer wanted
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to trade a chicken farm or an old bag of grain for a chicken,
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that's a done deal. Great.
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But that's
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what if you don't have
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what they need or the timing doesn't work out right.
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So I remember we talked about junior foreign tablets
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and those were a lot of those kind of trade agreements.
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You know, you have it in writing
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so that this guy owes you when his harvest comes in for the,
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you know, the boots you made them last spring, that kind of a thing.
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Then they wanted
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something tangible to trade.
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I remember watching Vikings.
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They traded the pieces of metal, random pieces of metal.
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I also remember there was a great story about a sailing ship
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and the sailors found out that the native women would trade sex for iron.
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So they were pulling the nails out of the ship
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until it wasn't even seaworthy anymore.
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So. So if it's got intrinsic value,
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that's that your commodity money
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and, you know, a good rent right now would be just.
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Yeah.
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Cash prizes or cash
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advance for your your paycheck advance.
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None of these things are cash.
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You always get a check. You're issued a check.
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That's not cash.
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But back to the types of money
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and why it's worthless.
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Just the word credit is it means believe.
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So a lot of this is based on confidence
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of if you if you think it's worth something, it truly is.
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So let's see.
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After
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after the medal,
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they started trading with shells, seashells.
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Well, trip to the beach would make you the richest man in town.
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So that was no good.
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So that's.
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That's when they started minting coins.
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Now, eastern Western civilization
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came up with this stuff independently.
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China was way ahead of us.
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They had.
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They had paper money before we did a long before we did.
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And in the form of IOUs, like I mentioned earlier,
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we had to wait for the Templar Knights.
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The Knights Templar, excuse me.
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And they were basically everywhere in Europe.
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And if you wanted to travel, it was
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heavy and difficult to carry your,
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you know, chest of gold or your valuables.
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So you would give them to the local Knights Templar.
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They would write down what you have, and then you would go with that piece of paper
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and then go to where you were traveling to.
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And the roads were dangerous and robbers were prevalent,
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and then you would get to where you were going
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and then you could give that local Knights Templar that piece of paper,
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and they will reimburse you the value that you left with the other Knights Templar.
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So that was the birth of paper money
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in Western society,
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in our civilization.
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Fast forward,
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let's go to 1913, the establishment
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of the Federal Reserve Bank,
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and we'll just refer to that as the Fed,
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because that's going to come up a lot today.
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So the Fed is established,
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by the way.
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They're the ones that create money out of nothing.
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So then go
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to let's go to 1944,
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and that was the Bretton Woods agreement.
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And after
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after that,
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everything was based on the US dollar.
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And it was back by gold in Fort Knox.
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Fast forward to 1971
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and Richard Nixon
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pulled the gold out from under it.
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And now our money globally is based on nothing,
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which is what makes it fiat money.
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Fiat just means because I said so.
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So that's what our money is based on.
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Nothing. Absolutely nothing.
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Or just an agreed sum.
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And all money is based on the US dollar
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and the exchange rates.
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Here is why The US
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economy is a Ponzi scheme, in case you're not familiar.
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A Ponzi scheme is when a douchebag
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puts the douche and fiduciary
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area tells you you've got a safe
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investment with quick return and huge dividends.
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All you have to do is invest all your money in this, this investment.
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And then he takes your invested money, takes his giant cut
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and then gets a second wave of investors and pays the first wave.
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With the second wave of investors takes a giant cut.
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It's a third wave of investors, pays the second wave with the third
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wave of investors takes a giant cut.
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As you can see, this is exponential growth.
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So not sustainable.
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It's built like a house of cards and falls down.
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And he makes out with all the cuts that he took along the way.
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And that is exactly
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what the Fed does or the US government.
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So here's what they do.
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The US government says we need X amount of dollars and the Fed prints it for them
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in exchange for the
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cash money, which is cash.
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Well, current current, what we call currency
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futures, Federal Reserve notes
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and the government issues an IOU fiduciary.
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Then they would
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when that money runs out and they still owe
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what they borrowed plus interest.
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So then they have to borrow more issue, more IOUs,
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which they owe principal plus then interest.
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And so every time they go back, they have to get more and more and more.
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And that's why it's a Ponzi scheme.
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It's not sustainable.
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It just
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all of our money is simply debt.
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That is what our monetary system is based on.
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Debt.
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And that's
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why it's a house of cards and it's based on confidence.
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If we believe
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and that's why credit is the word believe
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and so don't worry,
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you can still spend your money,
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but know that it is
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it it doesn't really mean.
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No, I've long said just because something is made up doesn't mean it's not true.
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But it is certainly a strong indication.
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Are you guys there?
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I'm just talking to myself today.
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Correct.
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I'm busy.
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You got this.
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Oh, well, that's all right, Brady.
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Why does my screen only show me?
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I mean, I don't mind. I'm handsome.
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My buttons. I'm looking good.
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There we go.
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Is your muted?
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Yeah, I'm muted. I lost my screen for a second.
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I'm pulling up stuff and letting the rant.
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Rant or rant on.
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Oh, I can go on about the Rothschild.
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You want to hear about the Rothschild?
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I'd rather hear about whatever kind of child you
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Rothschild.
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Oh, I'm a Jew living in Germany.
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Not. Not your best situation, but it was
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the 18th century has five boys.
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He sends four of them to London, Vienna and Paris and
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Frankfurt. No, they were in Frankfurt.
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I'm London.
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Vienna, Paris.
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You have no idea.
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There's another city.
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Five major cities in Europe.
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And they establish banks
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only start loaning to governments because governments just make money out of taxes.
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So they're good for it. And they.
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Nathan Rothschild, before he dies at age
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56, becomes the richest man on planet Earth.
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Rothschild Banks are still in an operation today,
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and the Rothschild fortune is estimated at between
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400 and $600 quadrillion.
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That means they have more money
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than there is. Or,
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you know how everything should be based on the gross gross national product.
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They've got
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more than the gross global product by
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several digits,
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but that doesn't really matter too much since it's all based on
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absolutely nothing.
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Only I said 97% of the money on Earth is bank money,
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which means not only is it not backed by anything, it's not anything.
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It's ones and zeros in a computer system.
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And then the three remaining percent,
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I believe 2% is fiat money.
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So cash, currency.
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And then the rest is the fiduciary and the and the commodity money,
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which is actually the only one with any intrinsic value.
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And you know that you remember how creepy
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I said the nickels are thick and smooth.
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The reason they put the grooves on the outside of those coins is
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people were shaving because they were made out of precious metals.
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People are shaving the other side of the coin,
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which is smaller and smaller and keeping the precious metal, you know,
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cheaper for themselves and still spending it like it was a full coin.
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But if you're going to buy big things,
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it's kind of inconvenient to carry around a chest full of big heavy coins.
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So we do need the system.
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But I just wanted people to know that it's like a bank.
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We were told as children, you talk, you take your bank,
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you take your money to the bank, and they don't just hold it for you.
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Then they loan it out to someone who needs a loan.
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That's not at all how it works.
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Banks need to,
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I don't know, roughly 10% of what they loan out.
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The rest is the imaginary
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imaginary and fake money.
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It's all.
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It's all well.
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And the reason? It's a Ponzi scheme.
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Think about the first dollar.
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Okay, so you're in a world with $0, but you need a dollar.
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So you tell the Fed.
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I need a dollar.
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Give them an IOU. $4 plus interest.
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So when that comes due, there's only $1 on planet Earth.
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So you need $2 to pay back that $1.
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So you run an IOU for $2 and they give you $2.
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Now you can pay the
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they pay back the original loan plus interest.
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And you got like, I don't know, $0.80 left.
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You be talking about lending money.
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It's all imaginary,
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fractional lending.
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That's what our Federal Reserve did. You mentioned the Federal Reserve.
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We kept telling the government it has a name,
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but it has nothing to do with our government.
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But I did mention the Fed.
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I said the Federal Reserve Bank is going to, from now on
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in this podcast, be referred to as the Fed because it's going to come up a lot.
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Okay.
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But it's no more of the federal government
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than the Federal Express.
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The Federal Reserve is a registered company
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with, I believe, the District of Columbia
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now. Yes.
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So that and they have the power to give banks fractional lending,
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which so if you give them $1, they can lend out $10.
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Ten? That's what I just said, 10 to 1.
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Sorry, I'm just catching up. Go ahead.
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Yep, yep, yep. 10%.
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Just like I just said,
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personal lending, 10% or 1,000%.
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They only have to have 10% of what they want.
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All right.
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But they're allowed to lend out
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1,000% of what they have in their depository or whatever.
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What do you call that thing?
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If you.
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It gets worse when you wait the second, then the next loan,
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it just gets more and more fractional
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as it goes by.
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The house of cards just gets
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more air, more gaps, more as you add layers.
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And we trillions of dollars in debt
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trials couldn't afford to pay it off right now,
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let's visualize how much $1,000,000,000,000 actually is.
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Well, can we mention how we mention $1,000,000,000?
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Wrongly
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bigly wrongly is really word?
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Sure, I'll give it to you.
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So if it
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if the old way in the new way change money, somebody might get screwed
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severely because we consider billion wrong
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and then the whole world has just accepted it.
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So when you look at a million, how many zeros are in a million?
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But how many zeros are in a million draw?
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Oh, six.
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Six. Okay.
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So the term billion comes from
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buy million, which is two millions.
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So technically there's not supposed to be 9 million that nine zero than a billion
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there used to be and should be 12 zeros in a billion.
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But we just decided to change it.
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So we're in the trillion has 12.
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Well, the trillion would be tri million.
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It would actually have six times three.
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It would have 18.
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But I don't know.
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I've never had I've never heard a debate about a trillion.
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I've only heard the debate about billion, which we we're wrong.
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Let's visualize what what it looks.
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Quick, quick, quick, quick fact.
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The American Express made $1,000,000,000,000 off of interest
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last year.
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So who did?
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Who made that much one get?
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I'm coming in express
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credit card interest income maybe it's total.
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So when we see that deficit and that or that what do we call that thing the debt
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yeah national debt is
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somebody actually makes that
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in profit if we actually pay it off.
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I thought that's what the government borrowed.
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I didn't realize that's what it's people borrowed.
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No, it's the government bonds, the IOUs that they give to the Fed.
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And then the Fed can sell it,
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sell all these IOUs and then foreign countries buy those off.
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And that's why we owe the rest of the world trillions of dollars.
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What if they want to collect?
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Do they just take us? China just owns us.
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Well, whoever or whoever owns the debt, they need us.
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They need to say 1971, when Nixon said,
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You can no longer get your goal out of Fort Knox for US dollars.
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France and France sent
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a gunboat to New York Harbor
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and and they were the height of shipbuilding.
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They had a big bad boy and they did not still to this day
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get their
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bad boy.
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He's like, your big, bad boy.
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What can I draw?
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I need to see. Draw?
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What do you mean?
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Like you see, draw is a as most
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as my stream look like shit on your end or no.
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So looks great.
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But wait, let me go to your other is pixelated but others.
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Yeah that's it.
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Always sacrifices our view for the real view.
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Okay. Whatever.
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Doesn't matter.
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I just another one to restart my show today.
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Okay.
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Now I'm sorry I was.
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I stand with screwed up view.
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Yeah, I'm going now.
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I've been putting mine on the full screen one just to avoid yelling out what Brady
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squirrel.
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Let's look at that photo.
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Let's let's take this moment.
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Oh, it is kind of pixilated.
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It looked good when it was small, but now it looks like a big well,
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let's see what's up with what's up with Hulk there?
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Smash Green is green is for the money.
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Golden for the nice, correct? Yes.
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I put a nice green filter on a few things.
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Also in the
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you have another call again.
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So that that was funny too.
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Very noticeable.
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But he does not have gold frames and gold teeth and his jewelry is not gold.
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Oh, the teeth look actually green. I'm glad you said they were gold.
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That's much, much better.
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That is highlighter yellow.
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What do you think?
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When we come back, we didn't play a video yet.
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Come back
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and I'm going to put you on screen.
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Every time from now on,
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you put the douche and fiduciary.
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I know there's another one of these.
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Is a is that a scam?
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Somewhat like money laundering?
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No. What are your laundering
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from one section of people to another section here?
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So if I did wrong, I was right.
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You apologize.
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Well, I'm going to have to clip that one,
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so I would like to take this opportunity.
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Well, Georges, does he just.
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He said, fuck this, I'm out and just delete it.
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It was the whole system is gone.
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So anyways, art is back.
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All right, So I want to take this out.
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You know, we are not money advisors.
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Do not listen to anything we say.
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This is not a money show.
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It's just about ranting.
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No, listen to her advice.
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Follow the experts and even them.
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I think every expert, every gathering, every pool of money,
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they're just trying to really steal your money a day.
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Traders like gambling.
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Yeah, I love
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people that don't just put your mind to arguments.
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Yeah, I've got card arguments.
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Hold down arguments.
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The people on the Yahoo! Finance, That's what I do.
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Because people looking for
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that might be on me. Okay, There you go.
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Nobody else. Tim, I hear. Yep. You're back.
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Oh, you did it. I did it.
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You want to?
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I wanted to get a word in edgewise.
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Yeah,
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What does that mean?
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Get a word in edgewise.
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Sharpen up to cut through.
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That makes me skinnier.
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Even you can sneak it in more easily.
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Or if it's edgewise, you can win every single argument.
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If you never let your opponent talk.
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Oh, yeah, yeah,
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yeah, sure.
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Sounds like a women's approach.
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In other words, shut the fuck up.
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It's very sexist.
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Women. Women that I don't listen to.
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No women,
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right.
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What's his name?
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He's got the greatest name.
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Igor, not Igor Eisen.
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Oh, I have it off.
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And I know you do.
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You're ready and ready.
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No, no,
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I like the way he repeats it back in the opposite order.
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I don't listen to men.
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Women, women. No, listen.
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I know
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we covered everything about money.
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We're done. Were. You're done?
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They don't, do you? Yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, shit, I.
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No, no, I refuse.
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No, we're not done ranting.
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You know, I like to cut to the chase.
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I want to lay it later out.
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What are you talking about?
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The dog's not here.
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We're just getting started.
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I heard fertilize. What?
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, I see.
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I see what he did there. It's wordplay.
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It's not clever wordplay, but it's still the word.
00:23:21
Be it, love it.
00:23:26
I got new.
00:23:26
But I'm ready.
00:23:30
Kid at work
00:23:31
said he likes the the Pink Floyd song Money.
00:23:34
I was like, You're not even old enough to know that song.
00:23:39
I think they keep playing it with internet and stuff.
00:23:41
Yeah, they don't have the means. So
00:23:44
how do you find a record player on a record these days?
00:23:46
You know, you'd have to go to the store and still look.
00:23:48
They have, I think they digitally reproduced some Pink Floyd.
00:23:53
I saw vinyl records at Target the other day.
00:23:55
Do you know what also I saw at Target?
00:23:57
It must be a law that women wear
00:24:00
skintight pants at Target.
00:24:03
I loved it.
00:24:04
It was the guy that was going to ask if you had an objection.
00:24:07
It sounded like you had no objections.
00:24:09
No, no, that's a good law.
00:24:12
I'm glad I would vote for it.
00:24:16
Eric, I'm going to
00:24:19
I mean.
00:24:20
Well, no, no.
00:24:21
The other nice thing was I was the only straight dude
00:24:24
in the building because it's
00:24:26
the judge.
00:24:27
Yeah, they have those five bathing suits there with little takeaways.
00:24:31
It seemed obvious in that corner. Now
00:24:36
we're all huddle up in the back corner looking at their merch,
00:24:39
right?
00:24:40
I mean, I'm usually not the most handsome dude,
00:24:43
but I was the most handsome straight dude there.
00:24:47
If you're gay and you're at Target and you're not standing in that section,
00:24:51
what are you doing with yourself, boy?
00:24:54
Oh, yeah, Yeah.
00:24:56
There should be those who.
00:24:59
Oh, I didn't mean that with money.
00:25:01
Don't look at it. You don't look at it.
00:25:03
Okay, that's. I can't see it. I love it.
00:25:05
Oh, I don't.
00:25:06
I don't have your.
00:25:07
Do you got a share in.
00:25:07
Because I don't have it. It's.
00:25:09
No, no, no, no, no. Yeah, that's good.
00:25:10
Anything, then. It's working just fine. Awesome.
00:25:15
Gary, do you.
00:25:16
Do you.
00:25:17
So when it comes to money and Brady as well,
00:25:19
when it comes to money, I mean in this conversation,
00:25:21
I mean are you just going towards just dollars or
00:25:26
good fortune or what
00:25:29
more from what about barter?
00:25:32
It started with barter, right?
00:25:34
Oh, yeah.
00:25:35
Great chicken for a beggar game.
00:25:37
We don't know what it started with.
00:25:39
You quickly go over Gary's horoscope.
00:25:41
Gary, what are you.
00:25:42
Yeah, I'm a Libra.
00:25:45
A Libra?
00:25:47
You think?
00:25:49
You think the word for sure?
00:25:51
Yeah. Yeah.
00:25:52
You're inspired now. It's not this.
00:25:54
Give me a minute.
00:25:54
Oh, that's all right. I'm going to read it.
00:25:57
Although you're inspired by philosophical ideas
00:26:00
and feeling of compassion and generosity for those who are less
00:26:04
fortunate, you might get into an argument with someone.
00:26:07
Perhaps you're trying to pro what the fuck is that word?
00:26:12
You'll see that she so
00:26:16
I see small
00:26:17
process e l y t i e pro.
00:26:22
So is the fuck is that?
00:26:27
All right, hold on.
00:26:28
Harrumph
00:26:30
look a cross C
00:26:32
wise convert or attempts to convert
00:26:35
someone from one religion, belief or opinion into another.
00:26:38
Fuck, we can do a show with that title.
00:26:42
Okay, I'll play for 29
00:26:45
or 40 so it won't work.
00:26:49
So basically what it's saying is you're you've got ideas
00:26:53
and you're compassionate and you're going to get into an argument
00:26:55
someone and you're going to try to persuade someone and it won't work.
00:27:00
So pretty, pretty common, right?
00:27:03
You had me. You're in.
00:27:05
Do you think that came true today, Gary?
00:27:06
Do you think that came true?
00:27:08
Yeah.
00:27:08
I preach every day and no one's ever persuaded
00:27:12
it come true.
00:27:13
Every day, definitely. What are you.
00:27:15
I'm not.
00:27:16
I was not born.
00:27:18
Okay, that's great. I like that answer.
00:27:21
I was built.
00:27:21
No bellybutton.
00:27:23
It's a tricky day for me.
00:27:24
For starters, I might be excited about getting out of town
00:27:26
or making travel plans.
00:27:28
I might also be enthused about political or religious ideas.
00:27:32
The thing is, if I,
00:27:35
if you prefer
00:27:37
propound your concerns or try to convince others.
00:27:40
Yeah, I think that's my problem.
00:27:43
No, maybe that's not my problem.
00:27:44
Whatever. Stupid, stupid horoscopes.
00:27:47
I thought, you know, we would look into our horoscopes.
00:27:50
Maybe there's some good fortune on the horizon
00:27:53
for sure. Okay.
00:27:55
All right.
00:27:56
They never have solid advice.
00:27:57
They're just so general, if you keep doing what you're doing, you'll be fucked.
00:28:02
But if you open up your mind to something, something will happen there.
00:28:07
I'm okay. I am now.
00:28:08
I forgot what they're called. Any
00:28:11
medium prophet.
00:28:14
The horoscope.
00:28:15
Homo. Homo. Let's face it.
00:28:17
Is there any advice? Is there any good advice there?
00:28:20
It's Monday.
00:28:21
It's Monday and you're in the mood to party.
00:28:23
There's one play hooky if you can at least
00:28:26
find that advice from the gang.
00:28:30
Who's the asshole?
00:28:30
Re-enactments, events, playful activities with kids, and entertain
00:28:34
both of your responsibilities. What?
00:28:37
Be patient with your kids and avoid romantic arguments with your kids.
00:28:41
Well, that's just,
00:28:44
you know, a romantic argument with your kids
00:28:46
during having a romantic argument right now.
00:28:48
Yeah. Yeah.
00:28:49
They need to put some more money, even more romantic argument.
00:28:53
That's not.
00:28:53
Yeah,
00:28:55
No, I want you to fuck my ass.
00:28:56
No, I want you to fuck my pussy.
00:28:59
So, is that so romantic?
00:29:01
Oh, you're sexy.
00:29:05
One, two fingers. Yes.
00:29:06
No, I want to put three in there.
00:29:12
I get it.
00:29:13
Every time I run from going to like it.
00:29:15
You can hear that right?
00:29:21
But when we start talking about, you know,
00:29:24
because we are still on YouTube now.
00:29:27
Yeah.
00:29:28
We don't want to talk about it.
00:29:30
I think if you talk about children in any way,
00:29:32
even if it's good advice, you'll get banned from YouTube.
00:29:36
They want to control the children.
00:29:37
No, no one else is allowed.
00:29:39
Yeah, no one else is allowed to talk to the children.
00:29:40
But actually about money.
00:29:44
Once again, this is there's no advice about money on the show.
00:29:47
Do not listen to us. We are not money experts.
00:29:49
You can listen to me.
00:29:50
Oh, yeah.
00:29:50
I'm not an expert.
00:29:51
And there isn't much economics.
00:29:55
The thing
00:29:56
isn't even finished.
00:29:58
When do you disclaim?
00:30:00
Right before we leave YouTube, I'll fully disclaim.
00:30:02
Okay. Yeah.
00:30:03
Disclaimer comes later.
00:30:08
So already your uncle.
00:30:09
So I kind of stepped on you a little bit there,
00:30:11
but I just thought I could check out visualize money.
00:30:14
I want to visualize money.
00:30:16
You know, that's the wrong button, but that's one
00:30:22
most intriguing thumbs up.
00:30:24
Did everybody thumbs up the video?
00:30:26
I did that for some reason.
00:30:28
I didn't
00:30:31
either.
00:30:32
So there's a weird phenomenon going on.
00:30:34
Anytime I try to like videos on,
00:30:35
like anything, we do it, it'll show and then it'll go away.
00:30:38
I have video evidence of this.
00:30:39
Does anybody is anybody else unable to make like things I did earlier?
00:30:44
Saw your video evidence
00:30:46
I think it's a conspiracy from did earlier and they finally let go of all things
00:30:51
earlier after I commented it
00:30:53
let me thumbs down it and then on thumbs down it and though
00:30:57
it was being weird go back and look go back and look.
00:31:00
I bet you it undid it after you went, Oh,
00:31:02
so I mean, I've got it on my phone playing right now.
00:31:05
Keep keep an eye on this is not There we go here.
00:31:09
This is a good way to visualize money
00:31:19
only.
00:31:20
I know, right?
00:31:21
I was I was waiting to get away to.
00:31:24
It's just like it's not even a minute long,
00:31:26
he said to visualize it.
00:31:29
I'm visualizing, See?
00:31:33
So a suitcase really would really could fit $1,000,000.
00:31:36
He was always told the movies were wrong.
00:31:38
He couldn't fit $1,000,000 in a suitcase.
00:31:40
So $100 bills easily is. Yeah.
00:31:42
These are all $100 bills.
00:31:45
Yeah.
00:31:46
So I did pull up
00:31:48
just some random stories about money.
00:31:51
The ones that I found kind of intriguing was a dude that took out in the bank.
00:31:55
He took out as much money as he could and got a loan for, like, he brought $777,000
00:32:01
to the casino in one briefcase and then another briefcase that was empty.
00:32:05
And then he put it all on a single craps.
00:32:07
But instead of winning and he walked out with two briefcases full of $777,000.
00:32:15
Oh, you went from the bank, got a loan.
00:32:18
Bet it all,
00:32:21
and ended up making out.
00:32:21
But I mean, you're asking for some.
00:32:23
You're asking for some shit.
00:32:25
Sounds like every day. Yeah.
00:32:27
In my early, early twenties, working at a gas station,
00:32:31
we all gambled every day on the lottery tickets.
00:32:34
Serious gamble, gamble.
00:32:36
Know when I hope I win, I hope I win.
00:32:38
Shit, I'm $50 in the hole.
00:32:40
I hope I win. I hope I win. I hope I win.
00:32:42
I ran across a story too that somebody put $100
00:32:45
in a slot machine to play and they ended up winning like 13 million.
00:32:50
But those stories are few and far between.
00:32:53
But usually they usually say somebody wins somebody, the other one.
00:32:57
So that shows you right there how that there's a disconnect between
00:33:00
$1,000,000 and $1,000,000,000, $1,000,000 with one pallet
00:33:05
by millions should be
00:33:06
twice as much, not eight times as much.
00:33:09
Look, I subscribe to the polyamorous millions if you ask me.
00:33:13
So thank thanks for that.
00:33:15
The, you know, is what we call it.
00:33:17
More.
00:33:22
It's really it really comes down to confidence.
00:33:24
If you believe it's how many zeros it should have.
00:33:28
That's we have to go with convention on this.
00:33:31
We have to agree with society
00:33:35
that the six zeros is the trillion, nine zeros is a billion.
00:33:40
12 zeros is a trillion.
00:33:43
Words matter. What is it?
00:33:45
15 zeros is a quadrillion.
00:33:52
It all makes sense.
00:33:55
How many trillions of dollars are we in debt?
00:33:57
Here's here's visualizing $1,000,000,000,000 in $100 bills.
00:34:01
That's a dude at the corner there.
00:34:04
How do you know it's not
00:34:06
non-binary?
00:34:10
I can see his penis.
00:34:11
Oh, you're. You got me. You got me. I don't.
00:34:13
I don't know what a woman is so great.
00:34:16
And now we're banned from you
00:34:19
know, I said,
00:34:20
I don't know what it was. I apologize.
00:34:22
I was wrong.
00:34:24
I thought so.
00:34:25
I hit the button.
00:34:28
I don't know if I have it.
00:34:29
You were right.
00:34:31
I apologize.
00:34:33
The first I set up everything that we're
00:34:38
in, one says draw.
00:34:41
I'm not prepared.
00:34:42
But wait.
00:34:43
You said draw.
00:34:43
I put it on. There's nothing there
00:34:46
but what's next?
00:34:49
Money. Did you.
00:34:52
Did you touch on the first money?
00:34:53
You went back to the Greeks.
00:34:54
But I don't know if you went back far enough.
00:34:57
I discussed shall being used as currency because that was just.
00:35:01
That's just silly. What was that like? The very,
00:35:04
very first episode you?
00:35:07
I don't know.
00:35:07
And I don't know and I don't know.
00:35:09
I like those answers. Yeah.
00:35:11
There's no way we know the first money, first recorded money was what in
00:35:16
coins? The first coinage money.
00:35:18
That's why I was in the money.
00:35:22
I'm trying to think of the word of a girl.
00:35:23
You probably would know what it is.
00:35:24
What the hell? Other than the fuck were they?
00:35:27
They were, like, made out of stone or some shit.
00:35:28
I don't know.
00:35:32
Very.
00:35:32
First we talked about wampum.
00:35:34
Maybe. I don't know.
00:35:35
Oh, I thought it was lap them.
00:35:38
You're supposed to.
00:35:40
I think China was hundreds of years ahead of time.
00:35:46
But. But.
00:35:47
But what?
00:35:49
It wasn't even precious metals.
00:35:51
It was just regular old metal.
00:35:53
Anything metal.
00:35:55
These the trade in just weapons.
00:35:57
Things that people would buy a lot of weapons and tools.
00:36:01
But since weapons and tools are made out of metal,
00:36:04
people just traded chunks of metal.
00:36:08
Yep. I don't know.
00:36:10
Things used as currency was Brett bread.
00:36:12
Did you mention that? And then?
00:36:15
And then.
00:36:15
So some of the metals were so soft,
00:36:18
that's where they got pieces of eight that they would start out as a coin.
00:36:21
They'd break it in half, break it the half and half break the quarters
00:36:25
in half and eight pieces out of one coin
00:36:29
and then you just trade that around.
00:36:32
So these are great.
00:36:33
Our own history has this little timeline here that I'm trying
00:36:36
to bring up.
00:36:39
Well, why do you do that?
00:36:40
I think what I was thinking may have been one of these schilling
00:36:43
potentially there also a $0.06, $0.03
00:36:48
farthing.
00:36:50
These are old, old money in the English language.
00:36:53
Pounds shilling Yeah.
00:36:56
I'm probably thinking a lot of this Lydian starter.
00:36:58
I the oldest coin ever found from 1600 B.C.
00:37:02
That's all I'm going to say.
00:37:03
There is B.C., huh?
00:37:07
So but they're happy.
00:37:08
There's a time line where they talk about how they like.
00:37:11
One of the first credit systems was a ledger of sticks with notches.
00:37:16
You would you would take a stick.
00:37:17
You would put like three notches on your side.
00:37:19
They would take three notches, put it on their side.
00:37:20
You break the stick and half.
00:37:21
Now you have a ledger that you you know, each side equals
00:37:25
whatever you agreed upon.
00:37:27
So I was told by the Internet that that was long after coins.
00:37:32
I don't know the exact timeline, but now I found there's a baboon bone
00:37:36
from 60,000 years ago with those same notches on it.
00:37:40
Oh, wait, 600,000.
00:37:43
Let me bring it up.
00:37:45
Baboon bone.
00:37:47
Bone.
00:37:49
Anybody in the comments that knows anything about the bone ledger?
00:37:53
One bone I know about Heath Ledger
00:37:57
don't mix drugs.
00:37:59
I know.
00:38:00
Well, both dogs and Harmony.
00:38:02
Do you?
00:38:04
How do you spell baboon?
00:38:05
Well, yeah.
00:38:08
It's hard to tell it to.
00:38:10
It's to.
00:38:10
I was right there. Do tally sticks.
00:38:14
Yeah, tally sticks, tallies, sticks.
00:38:18
Sounds good.
00:38:21
Yeah.
00:38:23
So most of this says most of history.
00:38:25
Says the tally sticks started in 87.
00:38:29
I want to read this from, but after we have reference of coins,
00:38:33
there's also reference because, you know, the world is pretty large.
00:38:35
We were doing all these different things in different regions.
00:38:38
All right.
00:38:40
The lab bolt here, it is still a bone.
00:38:42
A bone
00:38:44
bonobo.
00:38:45
I'm not sure if I'm saying that. La Bamba.
00:38:48
La la. Okay. Yeah.
00:38:50
How would you pronounce that?
00:38:51
You're the grammar person.
00:38:52
I, on the other hand, I'm not
00:38:55
one of these, but
00:38:57
go back to people at the gene.
00:39:05
Saw the.
00:39:05
It says it's 44th I think I read somewhere there was another one
00:39:10
but this one is actually
00:39:13
one a picture.
00:39:14
There was a picture.
00:39:15
I saw a picture before.
00:39:24
There it is.
00:39:25
I found it
00:39:30
like a blunt.
00:39:33
So that is a femur of a baboon.
00:39:35
I think.
00:39:38
And somehow they determined that those notches are a ledger
00:39:41
of some kind of money.
00:39:44
Okay, That's the oldest I could find.
00:39:49
Yeah, we go back to.
00:39:50
It wasn't cuneiform. Gary didn't.
00:39:51
Didn't we learn in cuneiform? Then it started out as.
00:39:55
Yeah, yeah.
00:39:56
Those were the business ledgers.
00:39:59
They really were.
00:40:01
And what time period was that?
00:40:04
That was about 15,
00:40:09
1500 B.C..
00:40:12
E You were beaten and were you
00:40:16
can I mean, what is the, what is the East end for
00:40:21
your area.
00:40:23
Yeah. Yeah.
00:40:25
If you add an E on the end that you're not.
00:40:27
I was still saying B.C.
00:40:30
before Common Era.
00:40:32
Well I think you can be, but you can be atheist and believe
00:40:35
in Christ that he exists the time period.
00:40:38
So it's that's, that's, that's what the You're right I was wrong I apologize
00:40:42
it's all about what those who created it you know that was positive
00:40:47
about Jesus
00:40:50
exodus
00:40:52
Oh my goodness.
00:40:53
But most
00:40:57
passage in its
00:41:00
position Yeah but here
00:41:02
but we need to do that the
00:41:05
they have the technology to they can't teleport
00:41:08
but they can push stuff like on a cell and make it work go really fast.
00:41:11
Did you see they they discovered what happened to Malaysia Flight 370.
00:41:15
Well, is that a joke?
00:41:18
Remind me to come back to that.
00:41:19
It has nothing to do with money.
00:41:20
I'll write it down. That's all right.
00:41:23
Malaysia Flight 370 is so.
00:41:26
Yeah. Tell me more.
00:41:27
I think we've talked. Well, I need to bring it up.
00:41:30
I want to finish money
00:41:33
is money.
00:41:33
About 20 minutes ago.
00:41:35
Well, I do have some. I ran through it fast.
00:41:38
You didn't notice how much information I dropped in the first 20 minutes?
00:41:42
Wasn't really. I should have been listening.
00:41:45
It would help.
00:41:46
Oh, I wasn't paying attention either.
00:41:48
I wouldn't have to rewatch it.
00:41:50
I have a short, fun video if I can find it.
00:41:53
Okay.
00:41:53
I've got a couple you going to ask pledges and then some
00:41:57
that are not money based as well, but.
00:42:00
Oh, I'm kidding. I love that.
00:42:03
I love the Ask Pledge segment.
00:42:05
You guys remember the question Mark Guy from the eighties
00:42:07
that used to tell you how to get free government money?
00:42:10
Yes. Good.
00:42:12
He's back. Oh, yeah.
00:42:13
Fuck. That guy's awesome. He's back.
00:42:17
He Some better advice.
00:42:18
Did the Riddler ever sue him before?
00:42:23
Yeah.
00:42:24
All right, Matthew, let's go with the governor's.
00:42:25
Give away more money than ever before.
00:42:28
Like billion dollars to help bank executives.
00:42:31
$25 billion to make cars that people don't want to buy.
00:42:35
$600 billion to subsidize subprime lending practices
00:42:38
that got us into this mess in the first place.
00:42:41
Who cares about hyperinflation,
00:42:43
crippling debt, or a massive tax burden on your grandkids?
00:42:47
Let's all pray
00:42:54
is God.
00:42:54
That's great.
00:42:55
Even that guy is gone. He's out of here.
00:42:58
I really don't want to know what I had to Canada.
00:43:00
You know what the
00:43:04
thought. Wait, what?
00:43:04
Four, 4% of deaths in Canada are caused by what?
00:43:10
Stupidity.
00:43:11
Well, Moose.
00:43:13
Moose.
00:43:14
No. Moose,
00:43:17
Moose.
00:43:18
Government assistance to save government assisted suicide.
00:43:22
I'll say it a third time for death in Canada.
00:43:25
Our government assists government agencies.
00:43:29
They do that.
00:43:29
They pull that out when they fight with
00:43:33
are you on abortion?
00:43:34
And they say that the number one murder of black children is abortion
00:43:39
to their parents
00:43:42
because for some reason crime tends to have more influence.
00:43:45
I mean,
00:43:47
those are just the stats, but we live in this state.
00:43:50
They gave the world Dr.
00:43:51
Kevorkian.
00:43:54
He did it.
00:43:55
I mean, he didn't you know, he I don't I don't know much about him,
00:43:58
but I know he didn't run right to that as the end all solution in Canada.
00:44:01
You're like, hey, I'm having a little trouble getting up the stairs.
00:44:04
I'm a veteran. I need one of those lists.
00:44:05
They're like, Yeah, maybe you should kill yourself instead,
00:44:09
you know, that's it.
00:44:12
That's a true story, by the way. You can check.
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Look that up. I don't want to bring it up, but
00:44:17
there's news stories on that.
00:44:19
Okay,
00:44:22
There's this one, Brady.
00:44:23
Maybe we should try other after we jump right to death.
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Remember this one?
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She did
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the number to find out how easy it is to train it, how you can.
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do You want to make her real?
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Sure, we all do.
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She had a lot of nerve asking for food, man.
00:44:49
I know, right?
00:44:51
Why? I'm trying to see if she's right. I'm.
00:44:54
I didn't say that.
00:44:55
You just said that.
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Oh, okay.
00:44:59
I think she was eating children.
00:45:00
That's not my joke.
00:45:02
That's like every comedian's joke, right?
00:45:06
Well, if that didn't play
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right, Brady had dumped it in the chat window, and no hit play.
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Oh, cheaper for them to do it all.
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They just have to do it again and take it to editing things.
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Chop it all up. Now for the
00:47:04
she is.
00:47:05
I thought she was going to ask for food.
00:47:07
She used to ask for food for only the price of a cup of coffee.
00:47:09
Yeah.
00:47:10
For the 40,000 starving Ethiopians
00:47:15
children.
00:47:15
Well, let's get our
00:47:18
curry clue what I sent you.
00:47:23
Oh, boy.
00:47:25
Banana. Which one?
00:47:26
All of them.
00:47:28
Well, the first one was.
00:47:29
So the second one
00:47:33
is was
00:47:35
expensive.
00:47:36
Failed.
00:47:38
Yeah.
00:47:39
Whoa, whoa.
00:47:40
I wish it would not play.
00:47:42
Can I set my YouTube to not play when I open it?
00:47:45
I think you can
00:47:47
or could not change anybody.
00:47:51
Channel. I didn't have time to connect anything.
00:47:53
I can at least put this up.
00:47:55
Bottom plays on this.
00:47:56
That little icon that's freaking right next to the captions.
00:47:59
No, Look, see, look, look, listen, see?
00:48:01
And I got to move that button.
00:48:03
I put thumbs up where I usually bring that look.
00:48:06
It's off. That's autoplay. Oh, no, no, it's.
00:48:11
Oh my autoplay on fucking
00:48:15
does that is that can affect my, my player.
00:48:18
No, no.
00:48:19
Shouldn't.
00:48:21
Quantum entanglement
00:48:23
do quantum entanglement.
00:48:25
That's what happened in Malaysia Flight 370.
00:48:27
What do you say You guys mentioned that earlier and made me think of that.
00:48:29
I came back to my brain,
00:48:30
but I was watching a video earlier that was pretty intriguing in the promo.
00:48:35
I've seen it about 80 times.
00:48:36
I'm highlighted by the tic tac video.
00:48:38
They claim it's some kind of UFO. Really?
00:48:41
Where do you see this?
00:48:42
Malaysia 370.
00:48:43
So I can't.
00:48:44
It's been verified as authentic stereoscopic satellite
00:48:47
cameras, another heat seeking drone.
00:48:51
So I'm so excited about it.
00:48:54
So some mistakes are just harmless
00:48:56
inconveniences, but these sales are downright expensive.
00:49:00
It breaks my heart in a manure truck and everyone's going to have a crappy day.
00:49:06
Oh well, when inside is,
00:49:08
they're going to be shocked when they get a bill for this car.
00:49:10
Wow, this one's been blown up.
00:49:12
But I think that's got to be said to be the world's most expensive to toy.
00:49:18
Hold on.
00:49:19
It can debunk that. We can debunk that one right away.
00:49:21
So this is just this little intro.
00:49:23
So have you ever have you ever pump gas?
00:49:27
Yeah.
00:49:28
This this hose that to the water tank next to
00:49:32
this hose would be like 18 feet long if what if it was real?
00:49:35
You know, usually you can barely reach it
00:49:37
to the other side of the car if you parked the wrong way.
00:49:40
Yeah.
00:49:40
What I'm saying is that's a that's a fake little thing, sir, but.
00:49:44
Well, those are also two little hosting
00:49:47
the world's most real hands taken us.
00:49:52
I wonder what the cost is of an airplane.
00:49:54
Wait,
00:49:56
I'll shut up When your package from.
00:49:58
I keep dismissing this guy inside. And now was all.
00:50:01
It was just watching all these expensive pills.
00:50:03
Oh, that was not. That was.
00:50:07
We done.
00:50:08
That was not built by the Amish.
00:50:10
Please, everything's precut already.
00:50:12
This drunken VR fight has real world consequence.
00:50:15
Wait, does your homeowners cover that?
00:50:17
Or they'll say it's not a home yet.
00:50:19
Do you need build a home?
00:50:20
It nerd.
00:50:23
This drunken VR fight has real world consequences.
00:50:27
It's in the Constitution.
00:50:29
Oh, sorry.
00:50:30
I saw a champagne bottle with the saw.
00:50:34
Makes it all played out better in this guy, right?
00:50:36
I was wrong.
00:50:37
I apologize
00:50:40
so far.
00:50:45
When you look,
00:50:46
when they say the streets of Italy, let's not bypass.
00:50:50
We just bypass the ship getting smashed.
00:50:52
No, I don't know why they like cuts.
00:50:53
They're really quick.
00:50:57
It's in the video or is it later on?
00:50:59
Yeah, maybe he cut it out because maybe there's a copyright.
00:51:04
When you look at bridge,
00:51:05
when they say this guy and as I mentioned, there was copyright and Mr.
00:51:11
Schwarzenegger is overrated.
00:51:12
Well, that's good. Oh,
00:51:17
always check the overhead
00:51:18
bridge height or you might cause possible acts
00:51:21
that we know somebody that used to hit those all the time in their job field.
00:51:25
I won't mention any names. Really? No, No.
00:51:28
To make a quick convertible.
00:51:31
Three men transporting a cake taller than themselves.
00:51:34
What could possibly go wrong? Oh,
00:51:38
this is an unintended in an art gallery
00:51:41
and knocked over a sculpture worth $132,000.
00:51:46
Nice. What was he doing?
00:51:49
This has to be the worst tow truck driver in the world
00:51:52
ever.
00:51:55
Yeah, he's doing things thing.
00:51:59
Oh, no, I disagree.
00:52:01
He's towing the truck like the worst in the world.
00:52:03
Wouldn't Even get the truck to move.
00:52:06
Still going.
00:52:08
Oh, what is he going? Trip?
00:52:09
Yeah, they're going to be running the goods
00:52:11
through a priceless not one on their move.
00:52:15
This is what you get for drawing a wedding photo shoot in a swamp.
00:52:21
But no, you.
00:52:25
It's only just make the most of it.
00:52:26
It's a well-known fact.
00:52:28
Yeah.
00:52:28
Trains need to know this branding may be a problem
00:52:32
to make for a better picture than an.
00:52:37
This kid was trying
00:52:37
to show off his brand new.
00:52:41
I'm confused.
00:52:43
And they paved over the tracks.
00:52:46
Oh, he couldn't go there if they were sick of them sick.
00:52:50
The road bumps they saw, they know that was there, like having the train
00:52:53
notice out
00:52:55
unless it rolled over a massive problem.
00:53:00
Now, I think somebody somebody was like, I'm going to fix this bumpy road
00:53:03
train be damned. Yeah,
00:53:07
well,
00:53:09
this kid was trying to show off his new indestructible phone case.
00:53:12
Things didn't quite go to plan.
00:53:18
Oh, he's sued.
00:53:22
The company relies on his first ever drone flight.
00:53:26
This guy made a fatal error.
00:53:30
I've done that with a tree.
00:53:31
This guy's attempt to show off resulted in a very aggressive window,
00:53:35
replaced remotely,
00:53:38
I think.
00:53:40
Oh, you do not want to mess with Karen
00:53:44
when she hasn't had her morning coffee yet.
00:53:47
Oh, my God.
00:53:50
No, you are. Am
00:53:55
without a handbrake.
00:53:56
This dude's parking in the basement level.
00:53:59
Oh, I love that. Not breaking. Oh, no. Yeah.
00:54:01
Get back in court
00:54:05
is harder.
00:54:06
Mean why?
00:54:07
If you live at the top of a steep hill can brakes are a must
00:54:12
You also need to turn your wheels so if you
00:54:15
have happened this
00:54:16
handbrake Handbrake for all the idiots in Michigan that don't know what that is.
00:54:20
That's your parking brake or your right.
00:54:22
Yeah.
00:54:23
A stick shift that was called a handbrake.
00:54:26
And if you need a sign from the universe that you should say no.
00:54:30
Well here it is.
00:54:35
Yeah.
00:54:38
What was it?
00:54:39
No, what was it,
00:54:41
A diamond ring.
00:54:43
What?
00:54:43
It blew away a
00:54:48
maybe he should have spent
00:54:49
more than three days salary, maybe three weeks or three months.
00:54:52
It would have been a little bit heavier.
00:54:54
It's not an alcoholic day spa.
00:54:56
This is a 50,000 liter red wine disaster.
00:55:03
Oh, it turns out
00:55:04
brand new doors fit exactly down the gap of this elevator.
00:55:13
This test of a Russian missile system was a spectacular fail.
00:55:21
Oh, my God.
00:55:22
There's only one thing worse than getting a gutter ball
00:55:29
was that the flight was
00:55:32
using. I don't know.
00:55:34
I remember when some obviously was on the
00:55:37
so lot of the ball down, but I would never hit good.
00:55:40
I've seen this
00:55:43
looks moon
00:55:47
when you leave work early and don't fold your crane away.
00:55:50
Thankfully no one was hurt or driven so bad.
00:55:56
Is I knew this guy
00:56:00
overestimated how much weight his little sedan could carry.
00:56:03
I guess this is the guy in the forklift fault.
00:56:06
The driller there, right?
00:56:08
You should know better than to go do that.
00:56:12
So it's actually like if it's followed up, unless he.
00:56:15
He knew everything you like.
00:56:17
Relevance in zero.
00:56:18
He's like, Fuck you. I know this will fit this. Okay.
00:56:22
Customer's always right.
00:56:25
This piece of expensive stone.
00:56:27
Up to a second story about
00:56:30
what do you think's going to happen
00:56:33
and they're going to safely get it up there.
00:56:35
Yeah.
00:56:37
Do you think it's going to hit him
00:56:39
So I think we're good.
00:56:43
I think.
00:56:43
No, no one, guys,
00:56:46
the plant survive.
00:56:48
I think the guy up top might tumble down with it.
00:56:51
Oh, the guy that he tries to catch it.
00:56:54
That's like marble.
00:56:55
I love the people that try to catch dumb shit
00:56:59
on marble countertop.
00:57:00
I believe there is a have the they called it a dog
00:57:05
that's grabbing the side of it.
00:57:06
And that's what this device is referred to as what they call it.
00:57:09
Or you can can we call it sort of the industry term?
00:57:13
You have to do you have to be Spanish to call it that?
00:57:16
No, no, no.
00:57:18
I'm going to call it that. It grabs the metal.
00:57:20
All right.
00:57:21
That was that was called suspenseful, whatever it is.
00:57:24
Yeah. Seems easy enough.
00:57:29
Oh, the cameraman missed out on the water.
00:57:31
This lady gets hit awake and almost think they're right.
00:57:38
Was he driving backwards you get from that man?
00:57:41
What do you think is stronger?
00:57:42
A can of soda are your plastic bumper
00:57:46
bumper no more.
00:57:48
This kid is determined to destroy everything in the house.
00:57:51
Hopefully the TV work.
00:57:53
But way I got to hook it up.
00:57:57
No doubt.
00:57:59
We've all read.
00:58:03
We will move right now.
00:58:05
Speaking of abortions.
00:58:07
Holy crap.
00:58:09
Uh uh, we get rid of it now.
00:58:12
Any parents?
00:58:13
Where is their child?
00:58:14
And we need to remove it from this world.
00:58:16
He used some stern wording and that stern wording in child.
00:58:20
Well, then somebody hitting those.
00:58:23
So am I.
00:58:24
I'm like, everyone calls me the skeptic, but I'm so not skeptical
00:58:28
about human beings.
00:58:29
There's no way a parent wouldn't take the hammer away immediately.
00:58:33
This has got to be set up.
00:58:34
Oh, he's their perfect little angel, though, You know, he's even perfect.
00:58:38
Little angels at that age should not have a hammer.
00:58:40
Here, give me a hand and take this hammer from their parents.
00:58:43
He probably does it all the time.
00:58:44
And he describes some he's on the spectrum.
00:58:47
Or what is reason is you don't give him a hammer unless
00:58:51
you never
00:58:53
give him a hammer and tell.
00:58:56
Yeah, it squeaks when you hit the
00:58:59
the especially your head is glass shelving doesn't like to be turned on its side
00:59:04
as you're about to see
00:59:08
the first good thing it was tempered
00:59:12
watch this steak turned into ground beef.
00:59:17
The driver of this car
00:59:18
probably needs to rethink his life.
00:59:21
Oh, my God.
00:59:23
It's hilarious. That was his entire life.
00:59:26
Is that a Tesla?
00:59:27
Maybe he doesn't.
00:59:27
Maybe there's no one driving the.
00:59:31
Is this one Jase mean when they say
00:59:33
raise the roof?
00:59:39
No, that's not what they mean.
00:59:40
That's when the wind blew the wind through.
00:59:43
Didn't really say the wind out today, do you?
00:59:50
Here's how to turn a $2,000 countertop into some brand new tiles.
01:00:01
This driver insisted on driving
01:00:03
even though he could feel something wasn't quite right
01:00:09
when a truck carrying supercars took him.
01:00:12
It's an expensive day out
01:00:15
and this buskers dancing routine just cost him a violin.
01:00:23
It's.
01:00:25
I have a feeling Santa won't be visiting
01:00:28
your next Christmas.
01:00:35
It turns out it's not just your girlfriend that likes hitting curbs.
01:00:38
Oh, my God. It's Richard.
01:00:40
Oh, shit.
01:00:42
Wait, It's.
01:00:45
Wait a minute.
01:00:46
Well,
01:00:50
it turns out it's not just your girlfriend that likes hitting curbs.
01:00:53
Oh, my God. It's Richard.
01:00:56
Did he just say.
01:00:56
Did she say, Oh, my God, It's Richard.
01:00:59
I think it's. Fuck Richard.
01:01:01
Oh, my God.
01:01:02
Richard is.
01:01:05
His house was marked down.
01:01:06
I've seen him throw a disc off before. Now he's driving
01:01:09
something efficient because this maneuver
01:01:12
does some serious damage to me.
01:01:18
Yeah, he was trying to put it in there, and it was a perfect shot
01:01:21
if he was aiming for the house.
01:01:22
But he nailed it.
01:01:24
The driver of this Mercedes is going to need a lot more than a car
01:01:28
wash to fix this blunder.
01:01:34
They tried to warn you see a commonality
01:01:36
with every one of those drivers for this entire video.
01:01:38
I noticed one that wasn't there wasn't that they were Asian.
01:01:42
I don't listen to no women that
01:01:46
rolling in epic fail.
01:01:50
You know, you've sprung a leak when the entire road
01:01:53
is covered with your mistake.
01:01:58
Interesting.
01:01:59
Number one.
01:02:01
No, really, That's all it looks like.
01:02:02
Number one.
01:02:04
Yeah. Everything was going great.
01:02:06
And I was holding back just off thinking the multimillion
01:02:09
dollar pleasure, those called plugs.
01:02:13
No, no, those are just we create hoaxes and they're gonna
01:02:18
figure out what you call that contraption.
01:02:20
That's what the way they're.
01:02:23
They're considered money. You are.
01:02:26
Well, the boat is money
01:02:29
for your dog.
01:02:30
Dog? No,
01:02:33
no, There's no way
01:02:36
to do that.
01:02:37
And I'm thinking of a number between two and four.
01:02:42
If you guess three. Good. That like.
01:02:43
But now thinking of a number, I'm thinking of
01:02:47
doing a lot.
01:02:50
Here's a number one.
01:02:54
Number nine is very good.
01:03:08
Nice.
01:03:10
Okay, we're bringing back random number news.
01:03:13
Yep I fixed it by going from 2000
01:03:16
to any other large number
01:03:21
and we will get boom
01:03:24
4145.
01:03:26
We will see. All right.
01:03:28
I'm sure this time.
01:03:29
Yeah. There's no Highway 4140.
01:03:30
I got a news and then I will sort it by date.
01:03:34
Here we go.
01:03:37
Mm hmm. Hmm.
01:03:40
It looks like some investments.
01:03:42
Oh. Oh, here we go. See what happens.
01:03:45
See how easy that was? All right, I'm just going to read this real quick.
01:03:47
Nigeria's battle with crude oil theft today, a total of 4145 cases.
01:03:55
That's a lot of cases.
01:03:56
I don't What cases?
01:03:58
So I'm familiar with barrels.
01:04:00
What barrels? Yeah.
01:04:01
What the fuck is in Nigeria?
01:04:03
In case of oil, we are saying
01:04:07
that, you know,
01:04:08
it looks like it's actually a case
01:04:12
of what they call, like the sea carrier.
01:04:15
Yeah, they're the same though. Look. See, they're like uniform.
01:04:17
That's not like a grocery bag.
01:04:20
Yeah, it looks like there's maybe a grocery bag wrapped around them.
01:04:23
So this was from October just the crude oil.
01:04:25
And that's a lot of oil.
01:04:27
Could that be why our oil was gone up to $6 a gallon in some states?
01:04:32
No. That's because of a stupid war.
01:04:34
I'm not going to read this.
01:04:35
This is a long read here.
01:04:37
Well, poverty that has to do with money.
01:04:39
The source of this is the individuals engaged in the crude
01:04:42
oil theft are often influential figures who employ locals to set up structures.
01:04:45
Also, they prey on the poor people, rich people in the area who are desperate.
01:04:50
I pay them a few bucks per barrel.
01:04:53
No per What was it case.
01:04:57
Case, see?
01:04:59
And that was
01:05:15
a random number. Do
01:05:21
I love it?
01:05:23
It's back
01:05:25
to back there. We
01:05:30
so I do have a couple things from game shows we lost on the phone.
01:05:36
Kind of interesting and we could potentially I don't know where to go
01:05:41
I don't know.
01:05:42
He's just confused and B, he's gone from the stream
01:05:45
completely as B Hey, welcome back.
01:05:50
You know what?
01:05:50
You look just like Malaysian Flight 370 there for a second.
01:05:54
Yeah, he's gone.
01:05:56
Ooh, no plane or
01:05:59
no player.
01:06:01
I dropped a Oh, no, I didn't know I did.
01:06:05
Wait, there was a second one I never even got to.
01:06:07
I'm falling behind.
01:06:09
Well, yeah.
01:06:10
So that what I had. What else? What else do I put in there?
01:06:12
I'm getting there.
01:06:13
We'll get there one step at a time.
01:06:14
Gary, you got some time to stick around or.
01:06:17
Yeah.
01:06:17
You guys ever wondered why my grandfather.
01:06:20
But no one else had to.
01:06:21
He was able to support a family for both of my parents had to work,
01:06:25
and they could barely support
01:06:27
a family of four and now both me and my wife have to work
01:06:31
and we can barely afford to support a family of two.
01:06:34
I can answer that.
01:06:35
Your grandpa didn't have to buy Netflix and iPhones and computers and you know,
01:06:45
games and.
01:06:47
Well, that is a good point, though.
01:06:48
The inflation is a hidden tax that it's like a little extra lever
01:06:52
that if we ever do
01:06:52
catch up the middle class I'm referring to or anybody who isn't like super rich,
01:06:55
the super rich can just
01:06:57
turn that inflation dial and make everything we've earned
01:06:59
and got gained ahead for the last few years suddenly just vanished.
01:07:02
And we have to spend, what, 1500 more a year just for groceries?
01:07:07
How about this Saturday when I woke up and I found that my
01:07:12
my bank account was upside down for the first time ever, and I.
01:07:16
I looked up why and it was my mortgage payment
01:07:20
that comes out automatically headed increased by 50%.
01:07:24
In what way is that not criminal
01:07:27
Were they provisions.
01:07:29
They did they they estimated last time and you were it was a correction
01:07:34
that happens a lot.
01:07:36
We just
01:07:38
well my wife called them and found out it was something to do
01:07:41
with the escrow and something to do with the property taxes.
01:07:45
Increase my payment by 50%.
01:07:48
And now I understand, like it, you know, 2 to 3, four or five,
01:07:52
even 10 to 12% increase, 50%
01:07:56
increase from one month to the next.
01:07:59
So this sounds criminal,
01:08:03
but it's now it's nuts.
01:08:06
No law against
01:08:08
the mortgage that I could barely afford.
01:08:11
Now I cannot afford to live in a house. Is
01:08:16
what's going on.
01:08:17
You will own not is going on.
01:08:19
You will own nothing and you will like it
01:08:22
against.
01:08:25
Well,
01:08:27
what's this? Is there a setup?
01:08:29
I mean, I see exactly what I was going to say before for.
01:08:34
One hour before COVID.
01:08:36
Right before just before COVID.
01:08:37
My 41k hit a milestone just last week.
01:08:41
It finally reached that milestone again. So.
01:08:46
So you're regaining you're saying or it?
01:08:48
Yeah, No, I finally evened out from COVID,
01:08:52
but that's also because I've been putting in
01:08:54
as well the last three years on top of that. So.
01:08:58
So what do you.
01:08:59
Oh, yeah, see, we never played that. That was the other video. Yeah.
01:09:02
The woods. Yeah.
01:09:03
So what I'm asking is I'm going, I mean, you don't have to ask me
01:09:06
and I don't take no orders from the woman, by the way.
01:09:09
I don't take no orders from the thing.
01:09:11
That's the only part I love has to die on the way.
01:09:14
In case you didn't just hear what I just fucking said when it repeated.
01:09:19
By the way, You know why he repeated it?
01:09:20
Because he realized he was talking to a woman.
01:09:24
We wanted to let her know go to the deposit.
01:09:27
When that question gets asked.
01:09:29
You're hearing families are so in Minnesota,
01:09:33
a graduate student studying history, hoping to maybe become either
01:09:37
community college professor or it says here and governor of Minnesota.
01:09:41
That's an this is some incredible audio quality and yeah yeah.
01:09:46
Oh, I
01:09:48
think this is going to be
01:09:51
pretty you respect you deserve.
01:09:53
Governor. Thank you.
01:09:54
Well, let's see.
01:09:55
The money in round one is not open as capital.
01:09:58
Please randomize all this money.
01:10:01
All that money is now table.
01:10:03
There are the categories that all of your questions
01:10:07
give you to please random.
01:10:09
He looks like one of the claymation figures from all the Christmas.
01:10:13
Like one of the claymation figures from the Christmas specials.
01:10:16
I just been watching his
01:10:20
questions for
01:10:22
now that everything is all mixed up, are you threatening?
01:10:25
I'm ready for, let's say, no.
01:10:30
So the the it was a really great table.
01:10:35
Drama.
01:10:35
Rubicon takes its title from a river once famously
01:10:38
crossed by what military leader
01:10:42
so they do offer there's a multiple choice so if you could get the who
01:10:47
can we cross you know without
01:10:48
the multiple choice Eric
01:10:52
I'll take the 5050.
01:10:55
I think you can Can you answer it without multiple choice?
01:11:01
I'm pretty sure I there.
01:11:03
No, no.
01:11:04
I think the answer to that is no, no.
01:11:07
The Rubicon Group of time is a Jeep, Right?
01:11:11
And it's not only the transformer, it's
01:11:14
a military leader that famously cross the river, though.
01:11:17
It's also a great term for expression that once you cross
01:11:21
a certain point and you can't turn back
01:11:23
because it's farther to turn back than it is to go forward,
01:11:26
you have crossed the Rubicon.
01:11:30
Okay. So
01:11:31
I have a feeling that I don't know the answer.
01:11:34
I'm sure this cable drama
01:11:36
is probably on one of their sister companies of parent company.
01:11:39
I'm sure that's why they're referencing it. Why?
01:11:41
Oh, so here is your starting to control the the Bonaparte Charlemagne.
01:11:48
They're going to go away now or go away.
01:11:50
No, but here's the draw out and we're going to drink to it.
01:11:52
I never know. It's Bonaparte.
01:11:54
Napoleon Bonaparte.
01:11:56
How does it go?
01:11:58
Bonaparte might be Napoleon Bonaparte.
01:12:02
And Bonaparte and button
01:12:03
it hard and make them short cockatoos all over my nerds.
01:12:05
I'm a retired autistic each year with a sinking it.
01:12:08
Shindigs are big.
01:12:08
I'm sticking my dick in the sick chick.
01:12:12
I like to multiply like a retirement
01:12:14
gives a speech in the 1950s when I rip it.
01:12:18
We're just giving very more time to gasser ever
01:12:22
to do.
01:12:23
I'm going to go Charlemagne.
01:12:26
The Charlemagne. He's a comedian.
01:12:27
Yeah, he wasn't.
01:12:29
I fucking hate that guy so much as a racist to me.
01:12:32
Like the bad guy.
01:12:33
Racist, unkind, racist.
01:12:35
Oh, okay.
01:12:36
I think I'm a fun racist.
01:12:38
This guy does look like he's frickin like,
01:12:42
Yeah,
01:12:43
he's going to find a cartoon or some shit.
01:12:46
Yeah.
01:12:47
Little toy soldier or some shit or I don't know what.
01:12:49
I'm not sure what I'm thinking of in my head, though.
01:12:51
The question they're asking without the stupid cross reference of their show
01:12:54
is which leader actually crossed the Rubicon?
01:12:58
Right?
01:12:59
When you say Charlemagne, I feel like I would have known
01:13:03
about Alexander the Great Napoleon or Julius Caesar,
01:13:07
but I don't know anything about Charlemagne.
01:13:09
So Charlemagne, the answer.
01:13:10
You know the answer already? Draw.
01:13:12
Yeah, because I watch this.
01:13:14
I'm going to I'm going to guess a
01:13:16
I'm going to say history.
01:13:18
Question three major
01:13:23
military.
01:13:24
Usually the first question's a lot easier,
01:13:27
right?
01:13:28
Alexander The Great.
01:13:33
So I think I'm going to go with a.
01:13:34
Alexander Great final answer. Oh,
01:13:38
it was
01:13:42
just a long time ago then, huh?
01:13:45
Yeah, I can't even remember. Huh?
01:13:49
The river's been around forever.
01:13:50
Kind of hard to pick.
01:13:51
What time point when the river's always there, you know?
01:13:55
Right.
01:13:56
What is that?
01:13:56
Claymation. I'm going to find this dude.
01:13:58
Claymation roof villain.
01:14:08
I better put Christmas.
01:14:12
Oh, Heatmiser,
01:14:15
No, Heatmiser is a parody.
01:14:18
Oh, well, he kind of does look like the Heatmiser.
01:14:22
Yeah,
01:14:24
it's the hair.
01:14:26
Can I put them side by side?
01:14:27
No, that would take way too much.
01:14:31
What if I put them in my screens
01:14:35
and you share both screens?
01:14:37
I don't think I could share both screen.
01:14:39
I could, but that's not. I don't have it set up.
01:14:42
Never mind.
01:14:44
I'm over to the end.
01:14:46
And he doesn't look at all like him.
01:14:48
And it's a different guy I was thinking of.
01:14:51
And I just he was just on last night.
01:14:53
But that's definitely
01:14:56
him. He looks
01:14:59
I don't he looks British, but he's not.
01:15:02
Okay.
01:15:03
So I dropped out and gotten around to I dropped another one in the chat.
01:15:07
So Gary didn't make a good assertion
01:15:11
about the first question usually is easier.
01:15:15
Yeah.
01:15:16
Let's see if you can pull up the next one, see if Gary can answer this one.
01:15:21
Yeah.
01:15:22
I love this lady.
01:15:24
I got that one wrong. Do.
01:15:39
And you may have my favorite name of any contestant ever.
01:15:43
This the eighth season. I love you.
01:15:45
Loving you, loving you.
01:15:47
Roughage Minnesota.
01:15:48
What a great name reference.
01:15:51
You said hippie parents.
01:15:53
Was it from Michigan,
01:15:56
Minnesota, Minnesota.
01:15:58
Minnesota.
01:15:58
I saw that in Coon Rapids. Oh, got it.
01:16:02
Well, I know you have a great name.
01:16:03
Pretty racist.
01:16:04
They always ask me. There it is.
01:16:06
I know who lives on and who lives near and things named coon names.
01:16:10
So, yeah.
01:16:11
What happened to Regis Philbin?
01:16:12
How old am I? When did she start? Two years.
01:16:15
This? Yeah.
01:16:16
This murder didn't do it longer than Regis, did it?
01:16:19
Yeah, it's.
01:16:19
I'm having a hard time
01:16:20
watching this because I don't listen to no questions from women.
01:16:25
Letterman.
01:16:27
Yeah, this is during the woman movement.
01:16:28
Now it's the black movement.
01:16:29
And they brought me home from the hospital and all started with Ghostbusters.
01:16:33
And my four year old brother couldn't say it was the dumbest story.
01:16:37
So he said, Lovey, I love you, baby.
01:16:39
And they stuck with it.
01:16:40
Oh, that's sweet.
01:16:42
Way to get your name used by a toddler.
01:16:45
I called my sister, asked
01:16:47
when I couldn't say her name, but we didn't call her Ask lifelines.
01:16:50
Are you ready to play now?
01:16:52
We do.
01:16:52
Let's play
01:16:58
15 seconds on the clock.
01:17:00
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Yeah, I like that.
01:19:57
Well, yeah, I back to that money.
01:20:01
Did you get to the question? Yeah.
01:20:02
One attack by predators.
01:20:03
Which of these animals will often activate a large gland known as an ink sac
01:20:09
octopus.
01:20:10
Exquisite. Squid. Squid.
01:20:12
Squid.
01:20:12
Squid.
01:20:15
Are you sure?
01:20:17
That's good.
01:20:18
So if the ship is fucking cocksucker.
01:20:21
Gary, calm down. It.
01:20:24
You can change your answer.
01:20:26
You don't have to get all upset.
01:20:27
Hey, bear.
01:20:30
A bear.
01:20:31
The Cheetahs.
01:20:34
Cheetah.
01:20:35
Cheetah.
01:20:36
A cheetah B, squid.
01:20:38
See our de Paris Hilton.
01:20:43
Oh, our home is all your final answer.
01:20:49
Well, Paris Hilton.
01:20:51
She's not going to say squid.
01:20:53
Yeah, I'm sure at some point she's just.
01:20:55
She shot some thing.
01:20:57
It looks like any kind of sandwich, I'm sure of it.
01:21:00
But she got around.
01:21:03
Oh, oh, oh.
01:21:04
Jeremy, draw.
01:21:05
I always her you and your man.
01:21:07
Me. Oh,
01:21:10
what your reaction was your question.
01:21:12
She had a large gland known as an income sac
01:21:17
cheetah.
01:21:18
She was distracted by sac.
01:21:21
I will see.
01:21:21
Final answer.
01:21:23
Yeah. She's confident.
01:21:25
She's confident in her final answer,
01:21:29
but I love to hedge
01:21:31
the hedge.
01:21:31
You the host you knew after you said it.
01:21:33
Lovey, I am so sorry for loving you.
01:21:37
After we showed you.
01:21:38
I'm sorry you feel stupid.
01:21:40
It was once you saw the answer.
01:21:43
Look at her face, singular face, like watching TV and
01:21:50
oh, my.
01:21:51
Why do they even air that phrase?
01:21:55
Well, if everyone if people weren't every time and you weren't stupid.
01:21:59
Plus, it also reassures you that no matter what stupid shit you did that day,
01:22:03
some dumb motherfuckers better than you know what you know.
01:22:07
Hey, if I get on that show, I've got a chance.
01:22:09
Yeah,
01:22:11
it changes, too, though, when you're on stage like that.
01:22:15
Oh, no.
01:22:15
I'm sure that I just almost got on.
01:22:18
Final answer. Oh, I've seen her.
01:22:21
Look at her handshake.
01:22:22
Right.
01:22:22
When you throw the fucking question at your hands, like, tremble at her hand
01:22:26
when she realizes it, she.
01:22:29
Oh no, it wasn't was.
01:22:33
We're not seeing that square.
01:22:34
It is her whole body.
01:22:36
Actually. Her whole body goes, Oh,
01:22:39
you just shit herself.
01:22:40
Maybe she the shit herself or she came.
01:22:47
There's another link in the chat.
01:22:49
We can we can hop on over to Final Jeopardy for one last video of this.
01:22:54
The segment
01:22:57
can answer the final Jeopardy question.
01:23:00
Oh, heck, yeah.
01:23:02
I'm on it.
01:23:04
Julius Caesar.
01:23:08
We can't see it.
01:23:09
I'm working on it.
01:23:11
We can't see it. You,
01:23:13
when you see is 2003.
01:23:15
People magazine has was headlined, quote, Fade to Black,
01:23:20
23 People magazine obituary.
01:23:23
The music legends is the category.
01:23:26
Lars Ulrich remember who?
01:23:27
Musical legends.
01:23:28
I wish I wish you would wish you would have died.
01:23:32
And like
01:23:33
Amy Winehouse
01:23:36
is the last all seen.
01:23:41
Amy, we are finally out of the Amy Winehouse stache.
01:23:46
Yeah.
01:23:48
Oh, that's my rabbit.
01:23:50
I know. He's great,
01:23:53
but I will.
01:23:53
I will say at least you know
01:23:56
you're not.
01:23:57
You're not you're maybe not right, You're maybe not wrong.
01:24:00
You're staying in the musician music category.
01:24:03
I had no idea.
01:24:04
I couldn't even think of anything.
01:24:07
Well, that's better.
01:24:07
Who died in 2003?
01:24:09
Like, how do you know when people die? Exactly.
01:24:10
But reveal? Do they reveal the answer right?
01:24:14
One Oh, well, obviously they did.
01:24:19
You said Amy Winehouse. Seriously?
01:24:20
Is that your final hit?
01:24:22
His his 2003 People magazine's
01:24:26
Amy Winehouse, his Oh, yeah.
01:24:30
Amy Winehouse.
01:24:31
Final answer is 2003.
01:24:36
Before she became famous, before she became a woman.
01:24:40
All right?
01:24:42
She didn't have flesh eating virus.
01:24:44
Oh, say the bloke of eight or dick, And they turn it.
01:24:48
Turn her into a jig.
01:24:50
Let's go,
01:24:50
Johnny Cash debris accidentally fell out
01:24:54
of the wood in the street.
01:24:55
So what I'm asking is I'm going.
01:24:57
Well, I mean, you don't have to me and I don't take no orders from the war.
01:25:00
And by the way, by the way, by the way, we can by the way,
01:25:05
I don't take no orders from no women.
01:25:09
Three People magazine obituary was headlined Fade to Black 30 seconds.
01:25:14
Good luck.
01:25:15
All right, so this is the final every day.
01:25:18
I think she was out. Yep.
01:25:20
Maria
01:25:27
is not sure.
01:25:29
The third person answer who died in 23 hours.
01:25:34
A long time ago.
01:25:36
20 years ago.
01:25:40
I'm drawing a blank here.
01:25:41
I really don't know.
01:25:42
The very, very popular artist, iconic,
01:25:49
right?
01:25:50
Not very old.
01:25:58
He hasn't She
01:26:02
fade to black.
01:26:07
It's not the most obvious little quote in there, but
01:26:10
there is a word in there that's synonymous with that person who's there.
01:26:15
There's an extra clue in there.
01:26:19
You can't just give up.
01:26:20
Can you know, Google?
01:26:22
You think they're saying he's he's type peripheral.
01:26:25
He's like decent. Amy Winehouse.
01:26:26
And Amy Winehouse is now Amy Winehouse answer is so disappointed
01:26:31
not to see Mickey Mouse hands there
01:26:34
just a little bit.
01:26:35
Let's see if you came up with what you guys write down.
01:26:38
Who is Chris Farley? No, that'll right now.
01:26:41
He died before That didn't take her down.
01:26:44
She she know she's going to win with $2.
01:26:47
It's a musician.
01:26:49
Who is Johnny Cash, Right.
01:26:50
Known as the Man in Black.
01:26:52
Hello. My name is Johnny Cash.
01:26:53
Oh, right. Yeah, I did say Johnny Cash.
01:27:00
What were we laughing at?
01:27:03
The fact that she guess Chris Farley, it's
01:27:04
not even a musician
01:27:08
draw anymore.
01:27:10
Draw. Draw.
01:27:11
Did you just say that?
01:27:13
I did not say Johnny Cash.
01:27:16
You said Amy Winehouse. I'd be right back.
01:27:18
I'd have to watch your back.
01:27:20
I don't think you said Johnny Cash. You do.
01:27:22
I must leave it.
01:27:24
Can we really? Can you corroborate that?
01:27:27
No, he cannot be.
01:27:29
Okay, So then you're like, Oh, it was.
01:27:33
It was recorded
01:27:36
recording my SO nobody was controlling that.
01:27:41
So speaking of recorded, I forgot
01:27:44
I've got the video so we, we had the joke about Gary
01:27:48
not swearing and then I told you sorry about how you said fuck the one time
01:27:52
and you denied it.
01:27:53
I forgot that is part of a turd or video
01:27:58
naked crying.
01:28:00
Now you swearing.
01:28:01
But it happened like that week or within the last two weeks.
01:28:05
My claim of using the F-word.
01:28:08
And so I call you in the video because Tom is
01:28:11
Tom is rapping and he says and Gary said.
01:28:15
And then he screws up and he goes, Fuck.
01:28:17
And then he goes, Gary does not say fuck.
01:28:19
And I was like, No, he said it the other day, and your defense was
01:28:23
terrible.
01:28:25
And I've got I've got proof and it's you, defense is terrible.
01:28:28
And then everyone else in the room
01:28:29
also said that they've heard you say swear words before.
01:28:32
Oh, oh, okay.
01:28:34
Not necessarily the F-word, but other ones that you.
01:28:36
So how do you how do you what say you, sir?
01:28:40
You're a fagot.
01:28:42
How do you defend yourself to that accusation
01:28:45
near giant pussy?
01:28:48
How do you defend that?
01:28:49
That's cock sucker, motherfucker.
01:28:52
Let's see.
01:28:54
That sounds defensive.
01:28:57
You. You asked me to be defensive.
01:29:01
What? What I meant. Yeah.
01:29:04
Oh, good, good.
01:29:05
Thank you very.
01:29:08
Did you define profanity?
01:29:09
Different?
01:29:13
They do.
01:29:14
I thought you were about to go into, like, a little
01:29:18
scribbler. We shouldn't.
01:29:21
We should.
01:29:21
We should label that when he goes into one of those, like,
01:29:24
Hunua rant, which kind of rules.
01:29:27
You call it a random and.
01:29:33
All right, let's see if we can do this.
01:29:39
The proof is in
01:29:41
the pudding.
01:29:42
In the pudding.
01:29:45
I'm putting this into my glass and drinking it.
01:29:48
You can. Can we view this? Can we see this?
01:29:51
I can.
01:29:52
It's the black screen right now, but it.
01:29:54
Oh, no.
01:29:54
Anymore. It's okay.
01:29:56
It has a Burger King headset.
01:29:59
That's toads.
01:30:01
Wait.
01:30:02
There. There we go.
01:30:03
All right,
01:30:05
now, I do love that some of the actives that I had here because I am drunk, high
01:30:09
and calling out Gary, and so I hit some weird octaves, but.
01:30:13
Yep. So here's a great wait.
01:30:15
There's no sound.
01:30:18
It's not on me.
01:30:21
Well, I can turn it up.
01:30:23
There's no sound, dammit.
01:30:26
That's all right.
01:30:27
From my that's straight from my computer.
01:30:28
Oh, we'll figure it out next time
01:30:31
to tease her. Next time you get to see Gary.
01:30:33
Is it. It's not.
01:30:36
It's not. No, it's. It's.
01:30:37
It's from like 15 years ago, but it's so special
01:30:41
evidence of no links that never happened.
01:30:44
I know, because I.
01:30:45
Unless I upload a really quick and nerve.
01:30:48
Right.
01:30:50
Well, you can track and you can transfer a file to
01:30:53
I think I've had plenty of opportunity to say all the profanity
01:30:57
you want to claim, but it hasn't happened.
01:31:01
And oh,
01:31:04
can you move your head just a little bit higher So it's not in the way.
01:31:07
The Flashdance thing.
01:31:08
Hey, there you are. Unless that's uncomfortable.
01:31:11
Hey, what are you wearing today?
01:31:12
Work clothes?
01:31:14
No, this is.
01:31:16
I'm in lumberjack mode.
01:31:18
We should have the flat trans red carpet like the witches used to do.
01:31:22
When people would dress up?
01:31:23
See what you're. What are you wearing today?
01:31:26
Oh, yeah.
01:31:27
Triple R's plaid runs, red carpet or That's double our.
01:31:32
Oh, my.
01:31:33
Actually, I've got a costume change.
01:31:36
You take your pants off.
01:31:38
Yeah.
01:31:40
Oh, yeah. Okay.
01:31:43
What?
01:31:45
Do it.
01:31:52
Oh, so good.
01:31:55
Oh, what do you reckon?
01:31:57
What do you think?
01:31:58
Yeah, yeah, that's
01:31:59
it was on my question to ask you last week and I never got to have you.
01:32:03
I haven't watched it at all.
01:32:04
But what do you, what do you think of, have you watched any Rick and Morty
01:32:07
the new season that isn't involving the
01:32:11
the Hammond guy I think
01:32:14
seen seven.
01:32:15
Yeah.
01:32:15
The guy who plays Have you watched Sanchez.
01:32:19
I have not seen a single minute. Okay.
01:32:21
I was curious curious up
01:32:24
and I've seen it and I've read about it but I haven't seen it.
01:32:28
I'm intrigued because I kind of found
01:32:30
Rick Sanchez, his voice, to be kind of grating.
01:32:33
So I wouldn't mind a.
01:32:33
Voice actor changed his
01:32:40
it is it still a little chilly out here?
01:32:44
I can see my breath.
01:32:45
So tiny.
01:32:47
So let's hear it.
01:32:48
Let's hear the heat. Let's hear it.
01:32:50
Tying in with money.
01:32:51
Sarah Another one of my other one of my questions
01:32:53
was, how is your job potentially going
01:32:57
based on the day she had a job?
01:32:59
We haven't had a job today. I am.
01:33:01
And and the guy who
01:33:04
works the first shift at my position
01:33:07
is going to see a new surgeon tomorrow.
01:33:10
And if he goes through knee surgery, he'll be out for months.
01:33:14
My mom just said knee surgery.
01:33:17
So what does that mean?
01:33:19
You'll be on the day shift for those month, months and months.
01:33:23
You're never coming off. You're you're happy with that.
01:33:25
All right? Just the warm
01:33:27
aisle.
01:33:28
Doesn't matter to me what I do for 8 hours a day.
01:33:31
It doesn't matter what? 8 hours a day.
01:33:33
I just have to go to work because I have a 50% increase in my mortgage payments.
01:33:38
When he was jerking penises off,
01:33:43
you would want to do
01:33:44
you would want the first shift on that one if that was your job.
01:33:47
Yeah. Oh, yeah, Yeah.
01:33:49
Oh, my God. Gary.
01:33:51
What with the picture, the two horns like this.
01:33:53
I'm totally going to Photoshop two penises in your hands.
01:33:57
Great idea.
01:33:58
Oh, I've got a new project.
01:34:00
Yeah, Yeah.
01:34:02
Talking to do. So.
01:34:03
Do something.
01:34:04
Entertain the fuck.
01:34:05
Oh, that's always good for you.
01:34:09
What's that for?
01:34:11
The graveyard segment.
01:34:14
Where are we going?
01:34:15
There, then. Let's go.
01:34:21
Yeah.
01:34:35
So while we wait for
01:34:36
Gary to walk out there, I got one question that I don't look up the answer.
01:34:40
I'm curious.
01:34:40
You guys know at all why I like Mario games
01:34:44
that he chases after coins just because money is supposed to be valuable.
01:34:48
Like, was there a reason I'm?
01:34:51
Sure, there was.
01:34:51
Sure. It's some Italian stereotype.
01:34:54
I mean, are we sure? He says,
01:34:56
are you sure he was Italian and maybe not a Jew,
01:35:00
you know? Ooh,
01:35:03
Baroque childhood.
01:35:04
You could have been
01:35:07
just naughty, can't you really?
01:35:09
Can't have a money show without making that reference.
01:35:12
I'm not saying I'm not saying all Jews are rich elites,
01:35:15
but I'm saying all the rich elites are Jews.
01:35:20
Yep. And that was kind of where I was going on that, because I'm curious
01:35:22
as to what Gary thinks about the whole adage of Jews and the stereotype
01:35:27
or actual factual evidence that they control a lot of money or
01:35:32
have involvement in
01:35:34
moving money in certain industries.
01:35:38
Oh, yeah. Oh, isn't that slick? Yeah.
01:35:41
I like how it's such a tiny percentage of the population
01:35:45
with such a huge control of money and power.
01:35:50
The wealth distribution is unbelievable.
01:35:53
There's there's the facts change every so many years,
01:35:56
but the top 1% of the 1% owned
01:35:59
like 90% of all the wealth,
01:36:03
don't even we are not your leaders
01:36:06
in this question.
01:36:11
So we look to the Muslims now to learn on this show, right,
01:36:15
that Muslims can be murderers and the Jews can also be greedy
01:36:18
they can both exist and people
01:36:21
should you be murdering innocent civilians?
01:36:23
I don't think so. But yeah, here we go.
01:36:27
It just says the primary currency in the kingdom, in the in the mushroom kingdom.
01:36:32
Really? HEILEMANN They're just coins.
01:36:34
Mario Playing on the TV back here actually
01:36:37
is the only game that I can really tie in the money.
01:36:38
I couldn't think of anything else. Isn't there?
01:36:40
Oh, I should have done Keystone.
01:36:41
Don't you grab bags of money.
01:36:44
Oh, yeah.
01:36:44
Deed.
01:36:45
Of course.
01:36:46
Dan I should have put that one on their put.
01:36:56
What are we looking at.
01:36:58
Yeah, he was just taking a walk.
01:37:00
What the
01:37:04
1861 to 1928, 1891 to 1946.
01:37:11
Well he was 30 years older.
01:37:15
It was like old like.
01:37:19
Yeah, yeah. 30 years.
01:37:22
It's like stumbling blocks on stories back then.
01:37:25
I wonder. Wonder when he met her.
01:37:28
Yeah.
01:37:29
Cradle.
01:37:31
You never know.
01:37:32
Yeah. Or nor was it a verb
01:37:35
or 214 year difference.
01:37:39
I think you might find a trend.
01:37:44
Oh, yeah.
01:37:45
So forget what he did.
01:37:47
Tell me to go back to the slave. 370.
01:37:50
Oh, yeah. Si, si, si, si.
01:37:53
So I take off. Good.
01:37:56
70 we go.
01:37:59
Everybody's talking about that.
01:38:02
Everybody, Everybody.
01:38:04
Wow. Well, you know, except CNN and the news people
01:38:08
and the Chinese.
01:38:14
Wait, I'm having deja vu.
01:38:16
I did.
01:38:16
I tried to find I did this last time and I couldn't find it.
01:38:19
It was all like removed.
01:38:21
I did I think I made the joke about doctor going it.
01:38:26
Yeah.
01:38:27
Because I'm having the same issue again.
01:38:29
Right. So
01:38:34
maybe I should have done my homework.
01:38:43
Is this motherfucker?
01:38:45
Let's see.
01:38:45
These are old.
01:38:46
These are old. Although none of this stuff is accurate.
01:38:49
You got it.
01:38:50
There's a stereoscopic view and a thermal image together.
01:38:53
The one I'm looking at.
01:38:56
But I mean, I looked at.
01:38:57
I can't find it now.
01:39:00
You know, I don't necessarily want to go to
01:39:03
back to the Jeopardy clip.
01:39:04
Do you think this motherfucker looks like that guy from
01:39:09
from Jeopardy or from Millionaire?
01:39:13
He could, Michael Very similar.
01:39:15
You don't have to show
01:39:17
It's kind of
01:39:19
I think he looks like all of them of my sweater. Yes.
01:39:22
He looked like a generic claymation figure from a.
01:39:31
All right.
01:39:31
Here's here's the danger part for Gary.
01:39:35
If he falls, let's go Pay attention.
01:39:37
I did not fall
01:39:40
for this one time.
01:39:42
Yeah, this.
01:39:42
I know.
01:39:43
You should be overly dramatic about it, too.
01:39:46
We'll start having
01:39:47
flash recreates
01:39:51
for education.
01:39:52
What's that?
01:39:53
Is that your hobo stop before
01:39:57
it's your home? Over.
01:39:58
Very muted. He's fucking muted.
01:40:00
He's driving, talking all the time.
01:40:01
That's why, as the best segment ever,
01:40:02
we were intrigued and engaged because we couldn't hear you.
01:40:05
Oh, crap.
01:40:08
Do it again.
01:40:13
Who's about to do the whole segment again?
01:40:15
Whole segment?
01:40:16
We didn't get any of that.
01:40:18
I do have to go.
01:40:31
Hey, that's not a
01:40:34
it's a husky.
01:40:36
Where's your bullhorn?
01:40:37
On the mouth of a lifeguard and he lost or anything.
01:40:42
You have both of them.
01:40:43
The going call it.
01:40:45
That's what I do when I lose things.
01:40:47
Does nothing make noise the bullhorn
01:40:49
or is it just the esthetic that
01:40:53
do so of it?
01:40:54
Yeah. No, I made sure I got him.
01:40:56
I was.
01:40:58
What are we doing
01:41:01
back? But.
01:41:01
But, but, but, but, but that.
01:41:03
That goes right through me.
01:41:04
That was horrible.
01:41:08
Oh, crap.
01:41:10
Broke it.
01:41:11
Would you do, Gary Fucked it up.
01:41:13
Yeah, you broke it.
01:41:14
Well, I do it in that you got one that makes annoying noise
01:41:18
and one that makes annoying like
01:41:21
you sit on it.
01:41:23
Oh, oh, oh,
01:41:29
oh. It's great to say oh,
01:41:36
it sounds just like you.
01:41:37
Oh, oh, Is that your voice?
01:41:41
Did you. Did you record that?
01:41:43
Oh, yeah. Oh,
01:41:48
seriously, It sounds just like you.
01:41:54
Oh, that's not like you're saying.
01:41:57
Fuck.
01:41:58
It does.
01:42:01
So I missed I missed the discussion about the swearing.
01:42:06
Did you, did you say why you don't say those particular words?
01:42:08
Do you worship supposedly?
01:42:11
No, because they have.
01:42:12
And so that's probably true.
01:42:16
But that's that might not be the reason I want to hear.
01:42:17
Is it because you're worried about offending somebody
01:42:20
or do they actually offend you because then the Fed is watching?
01:42:23
It makes a big difference.
01:42:24
Was the only two options you can think of.
01:42:29
Yeah.
01:42:30
Could you just answer?
01:42:32
See, when you leave me space, I have exactly thinking like,
01:42:35
why do you not swear?
01:42:39
Because why do you not say those specific seven square?
01:42:42
What those specific combination of sounds.
01:42:46
Because I actually think I'm better than everyone else.
01:42:49
I knew that. I just wanted to hear you say it.
01:42:51
But see, the thing is, is we we brought this up, though, is
01:42:55
what you pick and choose like some of the swear words that you do choose to say
01:42:58
are actually worse than the ones that you don't choose to say.
01:43:01
Wait, I had a reply.
01:43:02
I had a reply waiting for that.
01:43:04
What if I told you that Harvard
01:43:06
and Yale studies would prove the exact opposite of what you just claimed
01:43:11
to? Just because I'm in the minority doesn't mean I'm wrong.
01:43:15
No, it doesn't.
01:43:16
But it means that you might be.
01:43:19
I don't want to know on or off the table.
01:43:21
So what the Harvard studies have determined is that people, people
01:43:26
that swear and I should put us on the screen, people that swear more
01:43:30
and don't have an arbitrary filter or a whim
01:43:33
that they're trying to satisfy or cater to somebody else.
01:43:35
And even if that's something else, is virtue
01:43:39
it found that when people swear, they typically have less of a filter
01:43:42
and they're just more honest and I'm not genuine, I'm not automatically
01:43:45
saying that people that are more honest are better people,
01:43:49
but in my world, that equates.
01:43:53
In my world that equates as well.
01:43:55
So why are such a liar?
01:44:03
Why can't you just so all right.
01:44:06
Is it also that people want you to swear?
01:44:08
Is that part of the reason you'll double down and definitely not swear?
01:44:12
Oh, you know, I double down on every single one.
01:44:16
So as long as I'm not like you, this is the thing.
01:44:19
When did this start?
01:44:21
In that case, we all.
01:44:22
We all love it.
01:44:22
And we don't want you to ever swear.
01:44:26
Oh, see what?
01:44:27
You don't know what he does Swear.
01:44:29
And he says words we will see will say words worse than some of the words.
01:44:33
And he won't say, Well, that's why I don't swear.
01:44:36
Words are curfews using arbitrary noise or arbitrary combinations of sounds.
01:44:40
He just. It really doesn't mean anything at all.
01:44:42
I've had I've had conversations with similar.
01:44:45
I don't have a negative word
01:44:46
to say there, so I'll just say people because I can't think of anything else.
01:44:50
And I certainly would rather that
01:44:52
they really didn't know, didn't know why they were doing it except virtue.
01:44:56
They thought that it was like a hurdle that made that like, So do you do
01:45:00
what do you flagellate?
01:45:01
Do you whip yourself and enjoy that too?
01:45:04
Because it's just harder like, is it easier to if you do it to work?
01:45:09
If these are the only two choices, is it easier for you to swear or not swear?
01:45:13
I'm sorry to use those seven weird combinations of sounds.
01:45:17
Yeah.
01:45:18
So that's what I was.
01:45:19
I forgot I got sidetracked. So what? What I.
01:45:21
They also said no.
01:45:23
When you say and it was somebody I'm related to a specific thing about gender.
01:45:28
When I was coaching with little real little kids, one of the little kids
01:45:31
came to me and said, they did.
01:45:35
I did say that, and they said it genuinely bothered them.
01:45:38
So I was like, okay, then as a human being with empathy and compassion,
01:45:42
I will make an effort to not bother you too, if you come to me ever again.
01:45:47
But the words don't.
01:45:47
I'm just I'm trying to stay on track here.
01:45:50
It's difficult, but the words don't really bother you.
01:45:53
You Just do it to wear a badge of honor that you're better than everyone else.
01:45:57
Just one. Right. Okay. Wow.
01:46:00
Pretentious, I think, said that,
01:46:04
Do you know who said that?
01:46:05
Pretentious people, right.
01:46:08
Did you answer the question on when this started?
01:46:10
Was this like something you decide to do later in or was always
01:46:14
been a always been a Gary ism?
01:46:17
I have never sworn.
01:46:19
Yes, you have. You have.
01:46:21
You swore and you just won't say a handful of words
01:46:23
by definition of George Carlin or the Master's
01:46:28
Guild of 1920 or whoever decided those seven words,
01:46:32
which for the record, two of the words are the same on that list, if you ask me.
01:46:37
Oh, yeah.
01:46:39
Oh yeah,
01:46:42
the f ones.
01:46:44
What are you so curious?
01:46:46
What if what if somebody in your circle of people that you cared about said,
01:46:50
It bothers me if. You say gymnasium,
01:46:55
would you it?
01:46:56
Okay. I would be in effort to say it more.
01:46:59
But do you realize how counter that is of your pompous arrogance Like you're
01:47:03
you're so good and so valuable that you can help everybody just by not saying
01:47:07
seven arbitrary sounds, but it's fuck you when it's something that really matters.
01:47:11
Correct? Okay.
01:47:13
No. At the dead disco, if he'll he'll miss a shot and throw
01:47:16
in a designated or a darn it. It's.
01:47:19
It's funny, you know, You can't fool me.
01:47:21
Shoot.
01:47:22
It was all right.
01:47:25
I know. And.
01:47:27
And when people say, Jeez, it's Jesus.
01:47:32
That's
01:47:34
who said the Lord's name in pain.
01:47:37
Jesus laughs.
01:47:38
Cheese and crackers. You can add. You can say it.
01:47:40
All right. Yeah. So but that's like,
01:47:44
Do you ever watch a movie?
01:47:45
And they change it and it's just not quite the same.
01:47:48
It feels shallow and empty
01:47:49
and not like a good representation of the art or the message.
01:47:53
Yes. Have you ever stumbled
01:47:55
because of that ridiculous block of those particular sounds?
01:48:00
Because it's it's a consistent
01:48:03
I've always been this way.
01:48:05
I could do without all of them except the F.
01:48:07
The single F word is so versatile for me.
01:48:11
I use it a lot.
01:48:13
I've never used, so it's not even part of my vocabulary,
01:48:18
right? I,
01:48:20
I don't use the word vocabulary.
01:48:23
So you'll say other words in place of it,
01:48:27
right? Yeah. Okay.
01:48:29
So it's essentially saying the same thing, whether I say fuck this later or I say
01:48:33
screw this later
01:48:36
cocksucker motherfucker.
01:48:37
Is that it? All the same game?
01:48:40
Yeah. Yeah.
01:48:41
I don't disagree.
01:48:43
This is not a good later is what we're trying to say.
01:48:45
So I don't understand why it matters how it's presented,
01:48:49
why you heard that apparently does.
01:48:55
It doesn't because, you know, there's evidence that says that it does.
01:48:58
The fact that he won't say something
01:49:01
if it doesn't matter than say in fact, it's
01:49:05
I think it's an arbitrary line.
01:49:07
But go my line in the sand.
01:49:10
Okay.
01:49:11
Well, then even then you were right.
01:49:14
I was wrong,
01:49:15
is what you're saying, that me.
01:49:18
I said you were.
01:49:19
You woke up your feet and said it was an arbitrary line.
01:49:23
Pick up your feet in the sand
01:49:24
and you won't leave a fucking line or whatever you are considering saying it.
01:49:29
A bargain Bargain, like you said.
01:49:31
Bargain. I don't know. I like that.
01:49:35
So do you feel do you.
01:49:36
Do you get elevated even higher if somebody appeases you and says like,
01:49:40
do the words coming out of other people's mouth seem brash to know that?
01:49:45
No, no, it doesn't affect me at all.
01:49:48
I actually enjoyed some profanity.
01:49:51
Yeah, he enjoys when other people say the words he does.
01:49:54
It's weird.
01:49:54
He's got a weird it's like it's like that
01:49:57
he likes it seems like a Jewish Jewish wonder that low
01:50:01
but it seems like a Jewish Gentile style relationship
01:50:05
where my Are you one of the chosen people?
01:50:09
I am. I've no, I am.
01:50:10
The choice is the chosen one is the last name of that.
01:50:14
I won't say because I'm not sure if we made it public.
01:50:16
Is that an excuse. What is that back. Oh,
01:50:20
I was talking to the the shirtless one this week
01:50:23
and he is he said he heard me refer to him as the shirtless one
01:50:27
and he would like to make sure everyone knows it's not only it's he's
01:50:33
the shirtless 1woni we may not have one.
01:50:41
Thank you. Thank you for that.
01:50:44
But I have to put the no, I want to write that down
01:50:49
for arguing semantics.
01:50:51
Semantics of the meanings of words whose and
01:50:56
semantics meanings, word meanings,
01:50:59
words matter something different, meanings of words matter of them.
01:51:03
Order to.
01:51:03
Sometimes I'm trying ranging from the agent for clarifying Brady That's great.
01:51:10
You think
01:51:12
I'm going to
01:51:14
welcome word when you're
01:51:16
when you're speaking backwards.
01:51:19
No you can
01:51:22
have we played your words on the show you
01:51:28
would what I think we did the the
01:51:32
the remastered the word song by demanding
01:51:35
and where we did backwards in there says fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
01:51:40
Oh, we can we can play that backwards and solve that problem if we play.
01:51:43
But I've got it backwards if you go right, right, I'm going to do a spin.
01:51:48
All right.
01:51:50
I know I didn't make it for that.
01:51:52
Not yet.
01:51:54
Okay.
01:51:56
You owe pimp the number, even though it's already up there.
01:51:58
Let's talk about it.
01:51:59
It's called tax Emergency call.
01:52:03
Tax your fourth year of three rents, three or
01:52:08
should junk food and fast food be banned in schools?
01:52:11
Now? Nothing should be banned, in my opinion.
01:52:14
Nothing.
01:52:16
What about sex
01:52:18
sexually sex should be banned.
01:52:20
Should be allowed in schools
01:52:22
because they keep.
01:52:24
Do you know every time I skipped school, you know what I was skipping school to do?
01:52:30
Oh, yeah.
01:52:30
So if they if they haven't, maybe there is no way of that.
01:52:37
My I didn't say anything on.
01:52:42
I was like, garbage can get to my work day
01:52:45
and it was like Twinkie wrappers.
01:52:48
I if I ever wanted to in a tie
01:52:53
for lunch with nuts and broccoli,
01:52:56
I'd be so much healthier
01:53:02
from the San.
01:53:05
I don't think bracket is feasible
01:53:07
to stay as good as is the Twinkies.
01:53:10
Twinkies.
01:53:10
They have a shelf life of like 100 years.
01:53:13
Yeah.
01:53:14
When there's nothing left but cockroaches alive on earth,
01:53:16
the Twinkies will still be around territorial factories.
01:53:19
I mean, sugar doesn't necessarily go bad.
01:53:21
The coke is a real factor.
01:53:23
They just bought.
01:53:25
I don't think there's sugar in a Twinkie,
01:53:37
but has a good double sound effect there.
01:53:42
Yeah, what a great ran for Gary.
01:53:44
Let's hear it, pumpkin.
01:53:46
It's marvelous.
01:53:48
Oh, I should give a discount.
01:53:50
Look at this.
01:53:52
So much less work to do to cut my hair.
01:53:55
And I have to say, and pay the same price as someone with a full head of hair.
01:53:59
That's not fair.
01:54:01
I should get like the beard trim for
01:54:09
indeed,
01:54:11
t I got.
01:54:15
What happened?
01:54:16
Oh, there we go.
01:54:21
I missed it.
01:54:23
I don't.
01:54:24
I want my barber to be bald.
01:54:27
Yeah.
01:54:28
Do you Your hair or how do you cut your hair?
01:54:31
Just the trimmer,
01:54:34
I think.
01:54:35
You know,
01:54:37
that's my bomber with the three go.
01:54:41
Three. Yeah, I just got one garden.
01:54:44
Three gardener, three.
01:54:47
Yeah,
01:54:48
I used to go
01:54:49
for guard, but it got a little shaggy, so I go through garden.
01:54:54
It looks really good. Oh,
01:54:59
it does.
01:55:01
I know, but honestly, it's kind of interesting.
01:55:03
So in so I've got that one photo that
01:55:07
I sent of Do on your arm thing because you hurt your arm.
01:55:10
You just were throwing it right away.
01:55:13
What the fuck?
01:55:15
You heard it, Herman.
01:55:15
Then he was like, Oh, I hurt my arm because he threw it.
01:55:18
Okay, so your head is kind of down.
01:55:20
That photo was like, Where is that between that and the video?
01:55:25
Honestly, your your pattern hasn't really gotten much more, has it.
01:55:31
You haven't really like down the back that much further, have you.
01:55:34
See, that's like it's been kind of like that for quite a while.
01:55:37
I think you've like sustained.
01:55:39
Well, I mean it's
01:55:40
this the tuft getting really thin now.
01:55:43
Okay.
01:55:45
Can I show that photo?
01:55:47
At what point at what point
01:55:48
do you just give up on the target and just start knocking it off?
01:55:52
I'm not allowed to shave it.
01:55:54
My wife told me, What have you got?
01:55:57
Like two little Homer Simpson's areas?
01:55:58
Are you going to remember?
01:56:01
It's not up to me.
01:56:03
I don't have to. Look,
01:56:05
I can't.
01:56:10
Who's beer?
01:56:11
Who's beer?
01:56:15
I'm going to need to see your IDs.
01:56:17
And you just. What?
01:56:18
You Just what? Right.
01:56:20
You're like, I need to show you my ID.
01:56:21
Either you're like, Yeah.
01:56:23
Then you want, like, right to the cameras,
01:56:26
but you're like, really?
01:56:31
I thought you were trying
01:56:31
to compare dicks sizes in you were showing.
01:56:35
No, he threw and he
01:56:39
looks it looks
01:56:41
more like
01:56:44
choppy.
01:56:46
What What did you say? What was that guy?
01:56:48
I lost my yellow fleece.
01:56:51
Zoom in on me.
01:56:52
I tried, I got to save the picture a different way or something stupid.
01:56:57
What the fuck, Dude,
01:57:00
look. God damn it.
01:57:02
Zoomed in perfectly.
01:57:05
It just stuff
01:57:08
like that.
01:57:12
And I don't want to click and reveal,
01:57:13
so I'm going to switch to this.
01:57:17
Okay?
01:57:18
Yeah.
01:57:19
Best guess.
01:57:22
I don't have to.
01:57:24
Did anybody
01:57:26
did anybody calling for dear flattery?
01:57:29
Do we have any deer flanges?
01:57:31
Oh, we definitely do.
01:57:33
I love how we started the Ask Pledge segment and our producer is so good.
01:57:38
He had piano music just like promoted already.
01:57:42
Are you ready for do we have one?
01:57:45
Do we have one? Oh, we have. Yeah. Multiple.
01:57:48
All right.
01:57:48
Okay, let's do it. I'm running money.
01:57:51
There's often
01:58:04
my sources say right now.
01:58:05
Or are we waiting for the music to play?
01:58:07
That's a little long. I'll shorten it.
01:58:09
No, it could say it over the music
01:58:13
and we just play it in the loop every single time, anywhere.
01:58:17
I love the
01:58:20
purple.
01:58:23
Oh, really?
01:58:24
What was.
01:58:25
Well, what was your question?
01:58:26
Five, eight, six, three rents, three.
01:58:29
I realize you text it, chat,
01:58:33
you take smoke signals, whatever
01:58:37
it could be on the show in video you want,
01:58:40
we will put you on after.
01:58:42
Yeah, but unless you're a woman and we don't take orders from no women.
01:58:46
Okay.
01:58:46
When the first game,
01:58:50
we don't listen to no women having sex.
01:58:54
You're Irish.
01:58:56
Yeah.
01:58:57
It's kind of like a Yooper accent in it.
01:58:59
I don't know if you heard me, but I don't listen to no women.
01:59:03
I want to tell you one more time.
01:59:05
No, women don't listen to her and what I've done.
01:59:08
Say it again.
01:59:12
Okay. About I'm about.
01:59:13
I'm about to say it one more time. A
01:59:18
because you're a woman and you probably didn't listen.
01:59:20
And I'm going to say the second time I going to do the music again if I just
01:59:26
near slide you, my friend Chris
01:59:28
and I decided to go on a week when you don't connect.
01:59:31
Can I talk over that?
01:59:33
Yeah. Yeah.
01:59:35
It was going to come out okay.
01:59:36
Are you going to get buried?
01:59:38
Know that I have a different talk over song?
01:59:39
Go ahead.
01:59:41
Oh, that's a dear, flattering
01:59:44
But Chris and I decided to go on a weekend trip together.
01:59:49
The tickets had to be purchased before they sold out.
01:59:52
I told Chris I put them on my credit card.
01:59:54
Chris agreed to pay me back.
01:59:55
Our original plan was to stay with a group of people,
01:59:58
but at the last minute, Chris admitted being upset that we were going alone.
02:00:05
Now wanting
02:00:05
to not wanting to upset Chris, I canceled plans with the other group.
02:00:09
Chris offered to pay for the food, which I thought was great
02:00:13
and would replace some of what was owed what was owed to me.
02:00:17
But when we got to the register, Chris stepped back so I would pay
02:00:21
almost as soon as we got to the hotel
02:00:24
Chris and Chris's partner got in an argument on the phone.
02:00:28
Okay, so they're not even in a romantic situation.
02:00:31
Got it. And his partner
02:00:33
got in an argument
02:00:36
and spent most of the night arguing via text.
02:00:40
The night before we were supposed to leave, Chris and I got an argument.
02:00:44
I lost Chris in a crowd.
02:00:46
And then we got back to they were packing their bags and we sat down and agreed.
02:00:52
Tensions were high, but Chris still wanted to end.
02:00:56
The trip was three months ago still.
02:00:59
Then I texted Chris multiple times asking to be repaid
02:01:03
and having received no response, I never received no response.
02:01:07
I thought maybe Chris is mad at me,
02:01:09
but they still send me our traditional daily meme.
02:01:13
Abby.
02:01:14
They offered to pay me back a few times before the trip,
02:01:16
but never followed through.
02:01:18
At this point, I don't know what to do.
02:01:20
So tripping out in Indiana.
02:01:24
Hey, tripping out.
02:01:26
Chris is an androgynous name, so I'm not sure how to take this
02:01:31
except you do a good job.
02:01:34
You re you're happy, I guess.
02:01:38
I guess Chris would rather owe you than you out of it
02:01:41
because you're not going to see a dime.
02:01:48
That was a really long question with the really short answer.
02:01:52
I like the
02:01:53
short answer.
02:01:55
You're out of luck.
02:01:57
Yeah, Yeah.
02:01:58
I mean, Chris played you like a fiddle.
02:02:02
Stepping back at the register.
02:02:03
That was great.
02:02:04
That was a slick move.
02:02:06
After pay, you could step back further.
02:02:08
But no, you stepped up and paid.
02:02:10
And you paid. And you paid.
02:02:13
Yeah, it's already paid off the credit card.
02:02:15
Right.
02:02:15
I'm not going to wait for you to answer.
02:02:17
I know you did. It's over.
02:02:20
What do you think of the daily meme?
02:02:21
The daily meme is just him shoving the interface.
02:02:24
It's like my balls text.
02:02:27
Yeah.
02:02:28
Which I opted out of.
02:02:30
Yeah, that usually doesn't work.
02:02:32
Yeah, I'm the best.
02:02:37
Where are you going,
02:02:42
man? This is the only footage I can find
02:02:46
snapping away in March 2014.
02:02:49
It's carrying 239 people went missing, and the search for them still continues.
02:02:54
Now, a viral flow of footage that dates back to June 2014 shows
02:02:58
three mysterious circling around the plane before it vanishes into thin air.
02:03:03
Things gets more interesting as another satellite video
02:03:05
from May 2014 shows the same incident from a different POV.
02:03:09
A lot of forums have been actively trying to either prove it's real or debunk it.
02:03:14
So far, people have aligned the flow of
02:03:15
footage with MH 370 to try and confirm both are the same aircraft.
02:03:19
However, there is still no hard evidence that these are actually government videos
02:03:23
or just a fake CGI prank.
02:03:28
So what do you think?
02:03:31
Really?
02:03:32
That's great.
02:03:36
So I think the the footage hasn't been completely debunked yet.
02:03:40
If you have any debunking or better footage,
02:03:41
put it in the chat or let me know and I will post it.
02:03:45
Yeah, I'm going to have to play it again so they can see it because
02:03:48
of course this video is tiny on a stupid little YouTube
02:03:50
short.
02:03:56
That's a really good shot right there of the
02:04:01
So this it dates back all the way to the World War two.
02:04:04
With that they had these three orbs
02:04:05
that were going around naval ships and they were disappearing.
02:04:10
So have you seen this footage?
02:04:11
Sure,
02:04:13
I may have.
02:04:15
I may not have I So about the stuff like that,
02:04:20
I always find that sometimes intriguing and some stupid.
02:04:23
This is the footage from a drone.
02:04:25
The thermal footage of this is Malaysia Flight 373 orbs going around it.
02:04:32
And then this is a satellite footage they call stereoscopic
02:04:35
from two separate satellites.
02:04:36
They fly real close to one another and they give you two views.
02:04:38
So you can the computer simulates 3D
02:04:42
and all three of them sync up.
02:04:45
So that allegedly proves teleportation of MH
02:04:48
370 is taking the Internet by storm in March 2014.
02:04:53
I want to I want to watch the footage to the end right there on the set of this
02:04:57
silly little clip.
02:04:58
Now a viral flow of footage that dates back, but it shows that when it vanishes,
02:05:02
three mysterious stuff around the plane before it vanishes into thin air,
02:05:06
things far more to watch, stars to watch from a clip
02:05:09
in the team show almost all the way to the right different POV.
02:05:13
A lot of forces have been actively trying to
02:05:17
operate so far.
02:05:18
People have
02:05:23
Mr. Camera Tricks over here.
02:05:25
Blind the flare footage with MH 370.
02:05:27
I don't like YouTube shorts. You can't move it.
02:05:29
Move. You're
02:05:31
still stupid.
02:05:32
I'm going to. I'm going to find the better footage.
02:05:34
Revisit that.
02:05:39
The Malaysia Flight 370
02:05:52
apparently hit warp speed and was transported by our government.
02:05:58
Yeah.
02:05:59
Breaking news of Flight 370 is missing.
02:06:02
This is breaking news.
02:06:05
But it's still as of this moment and it's still missing.
02:06:12
This is breaking news.
02:06:14
So the leap above the before you look is a
02:06:19
don't want to ignore me
02:06:23
anyway.
02:06:25
Just forget this.
02:06:25
Forget I'm talking.
02:06:27
What I was wondering I want to focus on.
02:06:30
Yeah, I like what was it?
02:06:34
Should we call like emergency medical service for you?
02:06:38
I don't stroking out.
02:06:40
I don't smell toast.
02:06:44
I almost revealed I had something up on my screen.
02:06:47
I just started reading it. I shouldn't.
02:06:49
Okay, so
02:06:52
I was checking to see if
02:06:53
our host was of Jewish descent.
02:06:57
Oh, okay.
02:06:59
So a little bit of a show like Noah's there
02:07:01
says English and Scottish.
02:07:06
Interesting enough, the shylock knows.
02:07:08
I did not know that's a Shakespeare reference.
02:07:11
There was a character, Shylock,
02:07:14
that was Jewish and he was a money, money grubbing Jew.
02:07:18
It's funny how even back back in that era, they were still painting
02:07:23
the Jewish people as a
02:07:25
funny, negatively and negative
02:07:31
as it's weird.
02:07:34
Then they go, Oh, I know the term
02:07:36
Shylock knows from American history reacts because he calls the Jewish guy.
02:07:40
Yeah, he's stereotypical fucking schnoz.
02:07:42
And the son a bitch.
02:07:44
Yeah, there's Patrick Stewart so they can breathe over here.
02:07:47
Oh, look at that son of a bitch. Then he behind you
02:07:50
and he sure
02:08:00
hates that
02:08:01
It's that guy again.
02:08:09
Then it's not a bad time for the need for the rabbit hole.
02:08:11
Stinger.
02:08:17
I imagine
02:08:19
that right now you're feeling a bit like Alice
02:08:23
tumbling down the rabbit hole.
02:08:25
Down the rabbit hole.
02:08:28
Down, down.
02:08:29
Right the whole butthole
02:08:33
there.
02:08:33
But hole and rabbit hole.
02:08:38
Okay,
02:08:38
which are we going down it or we already know
02:08:42
we were kind of diamond through it because we were just like, trailing off in some.
02:08:47
I like that one.
02:08:49
I like mask.
02:08:52
We just Google and Shylock and it's more
02:08:55
do what
02:09:02
you don't dig that fits It doesn't fit.
02:09:07
It's the wrong one
02:09:08
you know talking about that one.
02:09:12
All right, are we ready Another deer flag or are we going somewhere else?
02:09:15
Rudy, it's all up to you.
02:09:17
I'm just pushing buttons
02:09:22
every time the
02:09:25
flag used.
02:09:27
I was divorced four years ago after a 27 year marriage.
02:09:31
Unbeknownst to me, my ex-husband hadn't paid taxes for 17 years.
02:09:36
We were always pretty strapped as a couple, and the parents of four.
02:09:41
Money was a constant worry, and I foolishly let him handle
02:09:44
all I am now on my own and pay everything on time.
02:09:48
But my credit is still poor.
02:09:50
I have been dating someone for two and a half years.
02:09:53
He has no children.
02:09:55
He has a college degree but no savings at all and he's $80,000 in debt.
02:10:01
He lavishes me with gifts for birthdays.
02:10:03
He's in love with me.
02:10:05
An incredibly kind and thoughtful sex is good,
02:10:08
but I don't love him as much as he loves me.
02:10:12
Our politics are opposite.
02:10:14
He loses his temper now and then, and his finances are a mess.
02:10:18
I have broken it off seven times.
02:10:22
He's now selling us thousand.
02:10:23
Planning on moving in with me.
02:10:26
I have an engagement ring and I'm afraid of what I will do, what I will do to him
02:10:31
if I end it again, or what it will do to him if I end it again.
02:10:35
I'm also afraid of being alone.
02:10:37
We get along well and have fun, but I don't want the money worry.
02:10:42
I know he would split the bills, but my income is small
02:10:45
and I will shrink further when my alimony is done.
02:10:49
Help signed money mess in Michigan.
02:10:53
Oh okay. Money mess.
02:10:57
No, you're screwed.
02:10:59
You'd be better off with it.
02:11:02
How great.
02:11:03
It sounds compatible.
02:11:05
It also sounds like you're crazy.
02:11:09
Someone's got the times.
02:11:10
He's not getting the hint.
02:11:12
I'm her husband.
02:11:14
Would be better off with that.
02:11:16
But he's better off without you, you slut.
02:11:19
Oh, yeah?
02:11:20
Who dates? Who goes back in?
02:11:22
Yeah. You dumped him seven times?
02:11:24
No, You went back to him seven times like this.
02:11:26
What's wrong with you?
02:11:29
So I understand the process.
02:11:31
The one shame you twice. Shame on me.
02:11:33
What is it? At seven?
02:11:35
Yeah.
02:11:36
Yeah.
02:11:38
So I think it's important to know
02:11:41
that sex is good
02:11:45
in general.
02:11:46
Or with them. Yes.
02:11:49
No, no, Just. Yeah, good sex.
02:11:50
Sex is good.
02:11:52
Yeah. She didn't say great.
02:11:53
She's a good how should I say?
02:11:57
Sometimes it just.
02:11:58
Sometimes it's just. Okay.
02:12:00
All right. Yeah.
02:12:01
I'm having delusions of adequacy.
02:12:05
Do you rather have bad sex or a great day at work?
02:12:09
Well, yes.
02:12:11
Would you say adequacy or adequacy?
02:12:14
Adequacy.
02:12:15
That way you liquid super.
02:12:19
Well, we need to unlock what he doesn't say.
02:12:21
We need to write these.
02:12:22
I need, like, everything written down arbitrary.
02:12:25
They're just either they're arbitrary, whimsical, just curious out of curiosity.
02:12:30
So you write.
02:12:31
When's the last time you wrote anything?
02:12:33
Yeah. Can you write a swearword?
02:12:36
No, He said he won't it either.
02:12:39
But that's not a fair comparison.
02:12:40
When's the last time you wrote any words
02:12:43
to me?
02:12:43
Today, Burt, would you not? I would not.
02:12:46
A former signature, like
02:12:49
from your mind or heart to the pen, to the page.
02:12:56
I still say today at work because I've just made a joke.
02:13:00
And then you wrote down.
02:13:02
I wrote, Well, I don't believe. No.
02:13:06
Okay.
02:13:06
There's a little back story we told the guy.
02:13:09
There was a sign up sheet for a free lunch.
02:13:11
There was no free lunch.
02:13:13
There was no sign up sheet.
02:13:14
But we set him on a wild goose chase then.
02:13:17
And every time he came back to me, I sent him to another new place. And.
02:13:23
And so I made a sign up sheet,
02:13:26
a fake sign up sheet.
02:13:32
So I wrote sign up sheet.
02:13:34
Those three words on the top of a blank.
02:13:36
His beaver.
02:13:38
All right.
02:13:39
He was the only one to sign up. He didn't sign.
02:13:41
No signed up.
02:13:42
It's still blank.
02:13:43
It says sign up sheet with the underlined and there's no names.
02:13:47
This is maybe, maybe the level of worker there doesn't understand the concept.
02:13:50
Maybe you need to be more clear with the explanation of what they were to do.
02:13:54
Well, now I want to make like a sign up or where they do it.
02:13:58
So I break a sign up board.
02:14:01
I want to make a sign up the garbage can.
02:14:04
I want to do a sign up everything.
02:14:07
I'm a sign up box.
02:14:09
Sign up, wall, sign up door.
02:14:11
Wait, How about a sign up?
02:14:13
Sign the sign up Sign.
02:14:15
Yeah, sign of sign.
02:14:17
Yeah, kind of sign there.
02:14:19
Next segment, sign up, sign, sign up, Sign off the sign up.
02:14:24
Sign.
02:14:26
Yeah.
02:14:28
I take jokes way too far
02:14:31
right to their natural conclusion
02:14:33
and then see how far beyond that I can go.
02:14:38
How far
02:14:39
and how far?
02:14:41
How far is it
02:14:46
and how far can I take this?
02:14:49
I set you up there.
02:14:50
You were supposed to tell us. Yeah.
02:14:52
Now I know how far was m
02:14:59
you guys even the goal?
02:15:01
Stop watching at this point.
02:15:05
So that was a great I want to I want to wrap up the Mandela show
02:15:07
we had today that was going to have
02:15:11
a final the final thing I want to say
02:15:14
was that he actually died today and December.
02:15:19
Today.
02:15:21
Did he
02:15:25
go through
02:15:28
Nelson Mandela has died again.
02:15:34
Yeah. Third time, actually.
02:15:35
Are you one of the three people that thought he died back in the 8080s?
02:15:39
I remember a parade for him.
02:15:41
I don't remember having a funeral procession.
02:15:45
You remember a parade?
02:15:46
I don't remember a parade celebrated.
02:15:49
He was in prison.
02:15:54
I thought it was a free Mandela thing
02:15:57
because he ended up being the president of South Africa.
02:16:00
After that, like a decade later.
02:16:02
And then he died another decade after that.
02:16:06
And so why don't you come on, man.
02:16:09
Draw.
02:16:09
There's too much you're wearing.
02:16:12
You're smoking up the whole fucking show.
02:16:14
Yeah, Yeah. You're smoking me out over here?
02:16:16
No, on.
02:16:18
I don't know. It's.
02:16:19
It smells good, though.
02:16:20
I like it.
02:16:24
Yeah, it is good for yourself.
02:16:26
The pilot is.
02:16:27
You ready? It's a party. Yeah.
02:16:30
Is that a new effect?
02:16:31
What are you doing greatest?
02:16:34
Forever.
02:16:37
That is outstanding.
02:16:39
Cheers.
02:16:40
The button's gentleman Standard
02:16:43
South standard.
02:16:46
What's next?
02:16:47
Come on. What's next?
02:16:47
Somebody needs to be running the show here.
02:16:49
You're fledging. Oh, yeah. Please.
02:16:53
I recently had a
02:16:59
really lousy.
02:17:00
I recently had a blow with my father because he is buying
02:17:04
an $8,500 used car for my sister's boyfriend.
02:17:08
The boy friend is almost 50 and divorced three times.
02:17:13
He is currently without a job or transportation.
02:17:17
Meanwhile, my father is unwilling to help me fix the vehicle.
02:17:20
I own your thoughts.
02:17:22
Sign the disappointed son in order.
02:17:30
Okay.
02:17:31
Disappointed son.
02:17:32
He's. He's bailed you out plenty.
02:17:34
He's actually giving up on you.
02:17:36
He's bailing this guy out for the first time ever.
02:17:39
You've already let him down.
02:17:41
Is this guy is going to let him down to
02:17:44
is going to find that you guys are all disappointments.
02:17:48
I'm even disappointed
02:17:50
you get nothing.
02:17:52
Good day, sir.
02:17:54
Good day, sir.
02:17:55
If you lose.
02:17:58
Yeah. Here's the everlasting gobstopper.
02:18:05
It will just roll in in the next one, dear.
02:18:08
Yeah.
02:18:10
You know this one?
02:18:12
This one has this one here.
02:18:13
You can. You can definitely relate to it.
02:18:15
So I'm curious as to how you're going to get through this
02:18:19
flag.
02:18:20
A good friend of 20 years has been homeless for several months.
02:18:24
After a short stint with staying in various
02:18:26
Airbnbs, she is now mostly living in her car.
02:18:30
She has a good, quality free living option available to her,
02:18:35
but it would require her to move 5 hours away
02:18:39
and she doesn't want to leave her job here.
02:18:41
Meanwhile, I have a guest room.
02:18:45
Since experiencing homelessness,
02:18:47
my friend has stayed with me and my family on three different occasions.
02:18:52
Almost. Homelessness.
02:18:54
Yeah. How do you experience that anyway?
02:18:58
Since
02:18:58
experiencing homelessness, my friend has stayed with me.
02:19:01
I think she just. She's.
02:19:02
No, I think she's trying to say that she's actually homeless.
02:19:05
He was experiencing it.
02:19:06
He's home. He's the home or whatever.
02:19:08
And so if she stays with him, he she'll experience it.
02:19:11
But since experiencing homelessness, my friend has stayed with
02:19:14
and my family on three different occasions each time for about a week.
02:19:19
But it's not sustainable or long term option.
02:19:22
Long story short, we don't want a roommate.
02:19:24
The last time she stayed with us was a chicken.
02:19:26
She was going on and on.
02:19:28
You can't stay.
02:19:28
A long story short, three paragraphs, two more paragraphs
02:19:32
and one story.
02:19:35
So she stayed with us.
02:19:37
My friend turned down an affordable living situation with the roommate
02:19:40
because the house was too, quote, gross for her, I found it frustrating.
02:19:45
Housing in our area is expensive, and she works part time at most
02:19:49
per talk of getting more work has gone nowhere so far.
02:19:52
I know I shouldn't take her problems as my own,
02:19:56
but it's hard to wonder about my friend's safety
02:19:59
where he's showering or charging her phone, keeping her food cold
02:20:04
my while my guest bedroom sits empty.
02:20:07
I am I wrong to not open up my home to her indefinitely?
02:20:12
I feel like she's one car lease payment away from sleeping under a bridge.
02:20:17
On the other hand, she has options she's refusing to take.
02:20:20
What does a good friend do in this situation?
02:20:23
And fortunate in Oregon.
02:20:26
Tough love.
02:20:28
A good friend
02:20:30
does not open up that opportunity indefinitely.
02:20:36
If if you do let her stay in the guest room,
02:20:38
which if you call in or the guest room, you have the room,
02:20:41
then you're freely accessible and it should be available to any good friend.
02:20:47
However, it should not be indefinite in any case.
02:20:50
And if she's she's working a job, she shouldn't be homeless
02:20:55
and she's not willing to give up the job to take a free
02:21:00
place of 5 hours away.
02:21:04
And no one calls it 5 hours away,
02:21:06
except that unless they're from around here it is.
02:21:10
Then they would say how far away and distance
02:21:13
that time
02:21:16
touch.
02:21:18
But regardless, you know what?
02:21:20
Tough love.
02:21:23
This sounds like a grown ass adult
02:21:26
bootstraps.
02:21:29
Bootstraps.
02:21:32
I heard you can't actually pull yourself up by your own bootstraps.
02:21:36
So what the fuck is that supposed to mean?
02:21:39
I feel like we can create a contraption in which this could be done.
02:21:44
We. We're going to have to do that on bootstraps, too.
02:21:46
I think somebody tried to think somebody design some contraption.
02:21:49
Yeah, we watch the video and bootstraps about it.
02:21:51
I think we did it.
02:21:53
The great episode.
02:21:54
Everyone should watch that and get those views up.
02:21:57
Yeah, it's got a lot of views.
02:22:01
All right.
02:22:04
I'm going to leave it on there.
02:22:05
We're going to look at this.
02:22:08
The cards off of his bald head.
02:22:11
We can't see the card because the thing in the way that some of his ends and it's a
02:22:16
turn that a little bit can is
02:22:17
our Gary has a cut out is that like his so like his idol
02:22:22
when it comes to pattern pattern baldness it appears he's sitting on their face
02:22:26
every time to he's got such a smooth head
02:22:33
the card see he took it all off.
02:22:35
Why don't you go the Picard road?
02:22:36
We go smooth. The head is smooth head.
02:22:39
You afraid of? Like, pretty good.
02:22:41
You've done, like, dumb or worse,
02:22:45
sloppy or smooth?
02:22:48
I think both have merit.
02:22:51
What do you what do you consider yours?
02:22:53
A sloppy, smooth.
02:22:55
It looks like it goes both ways, right?
02:22:58
That's what you said.
02:23:02
But I said it better,
02:23:05
which doesn't usually happen.
02:23:07
So I don't know something about that.
02:23:10
You do.
02:23:11
You get at that on that one.
02:23:15
Dear flair,
02:23:17
you haven't.
02:23:22
You're fudging.
02:23:25
I have always had a great relationship with my in-laws.
02:23:28
My father in law, Jerry, which is funny because it's one of your many nicknames.
02:23:34
My father in law, Jerry, is a contractor who has generously
02:23:37
helped us with renovation and other work around our condo.
02:23:41
We moved to a house last year and expressed
02:23:42
interest in a new bathroom floor.
02:23:44
We bought all the materials
02:23:46
and removed the old floor so he could install the new one.
02:23:49
When Jerry offered to buy us a new vanity, we thanked him and accepted.
02:23:54
After ordering it.
02:23:55
He now wants us to put some money towards the sink and faucet
02:23:59
we also own for airfare to an out-of-state wedding.
02:24:02
My husband Eddie is mad and doesn't want to give his dad anything because he says
02:24:09
can afford it.
02:24:10
While some months are more difficult for us, I don't know
02:24:13
if I can morally live with not giving my father in law what we owe him.
02:24:17
Signed Indebted in New Jersey.
02:24:20
New Jersey indebted.
02:24:23
That is exactly right.
02:24:24
You are indebted. You owe him.
02:24:27
You must pay that.
02:24:30
But that's what agreement is.
02:24:33
And was that you're only as good as your word.
02:24:37
That's that's a debt that doesn't go away until you pay it.
02:24:42
It's it is that simple.
02:24:47
It doesn't matter if you can afford it.
02:24:49
You owe him
02:24:53
Cheez Whiz.
02:24:57
What?
02:24:58
What do I mean, what in reference?
02:25:00
I don't understand.
02:25:01
I mean, was that we're all supposed to reach.
02:25:04
Thanks. So great.
02:25:06
I'm hungry.
02:25:08
Got some grits and I got some written, some
02:25:12
cream with
02:25:13
no cheese, fruits and cream cheese for.
02:25:18
Yeah.
02:25:19
All right. I.
02:25:22
I wrote Bob,
02:25:24
dear Plug.
02:25:33
My husband and I have some money in a mutual fund.
02:25:35
Our new very young financial adviser,
02:25:39
Alec, seems sexist.
02:25:42
He has phoned us four times asking to speak with my husband.
02:25:46
And each time my husband refuses to speak with them.
02:25:48
Since my name is also on our account, my husband said I should speak to him.
02:25:54
I have told Alec twice that my husband has a hearing aids
02:25:57
and it's difficult for him
02:25:58
to hear people on the phone, which is why he wants me to be the contact.
02:26:01
But Alec continues to ask for my husband.
02:26:05
I've told him that I feel being sexist, but he denies it.
02:26:09
He said he tries very hard not to be and he's sorry if I feel he is.
02:26:14
Alec called asking for my husband again.
02:26:17
We we let it go to voicemail.
02:26:19
Now I'm wondering if I should return his call and complain again.
02:26:23
Write him a letter or complain to his superiors.
02:26:26
Should I continue to let his calls go to voicemail?
02:26:29
Should I complain?
02:26:30
And in writing to him, we don't want to move money around
02:26:34
or change our investments in any way which he has been told already by me.
02:26:39
But then I'm not a man signed beyond frustrated in Washington.
02:26:47
I don't
02:26:48
know if financial advice from no women,
02:26:51
no No financial advice, no
02:26:57
Gary Brady.
02:26:58
You got to keep it up.
02:27:00
You don't have to ask me.
02:27:01
And I don't take no orders from the woman, by the way,
02:27:04
by the way, I don't take no orders from no women together.
02:27:07
She says she was
02:27:11
either.
02:27:12
Yes, Alec is a sexist.
02:27:16
Okay?
02:27:17
I'm sexist. Alec is sexist.
02:27:20
We're all sexist.
02:27:21
Come on,
02:27:24
get over it.
02:27:25
The man usually controls the money.
02:27:26
I don't know.
02:27:28
I mean, that's.
02:27:29
It's like this.
02:27:31
He's got.
02:27:32
He's got a Winnie the Pooh name.
02:27:33
I think his name is Eeyore.
02:27:35
You're his name.
02:27:37
His literal name is E, or isn't that how you said
02:27:40
I or I haw I, I ha I or your
02:27:45
they say the beginning of that news story.
02:27:48
I heard death when they introduced us on the Internet.
02:27:52
So we all were in the beginning.
02:27:54
Yeah I heard stats cuz yeah I,
02:27:58
I forget how it's pronounced as we are but I understand that cool is.
02:28:04
There you go.
02:28:04
He ended up chasing the person responsible in Detroit's east side
02:28:09
and a big mess on his hand.
02:28:10
He called us for help.
02:28:12
Tara Edwards tells us what happened after reached out to seven Action News.
02:28:17
We first introduced you to Jeff Brown during seven Action News.
02:28:20
If you don't care about Brown, that's all you say.
02:28:22
When he confronted the guy, the man told Brown tells us
02:28:25
he jumped into action, got into his car and tracked down the truck.
02:28:29
He got a license plate number and called police.
02:28:31
I don't think they said his name mean on the street.
02:28:34
No one had been caught taking action for Brown.
02:28:36
We did some digging and found e horse to Kevin O resident.
02:28:40
We did some digging.
02:28:42
Exhausted Cavic a Warren resident, but took a covert scribe
02:28:46
digging and found e horse to have a horse to scavenge.
02:28:50
Brown described to whoever was close.
02:28:52
The horse covered his yard.
02:28:54
It's hard for me. It's hard for me to hear her.
02:28:56
Do you know why, Art?
02:28:59
I don't know. You don't have to ask the way.
02:29:01
By the way, I don't take no orders from no women together, she said to ask me.
02:29:05
And I don't take no orders from the woman, by the way.
02:29:08
By the way, I don't get.
02:29:12
By the way.
02:29:12
Hey, excuse me.
02:29:14
Woman Or to.
02:29:20
I wonder what happened in his life that gave him a perspective.
02:29:24
So am I? Or
02:29:27
was it was it an ex-wife?
02:29:29
Was it a mom issue?
02:29:33
Wonder what that might be.
02:29:35
Get the guy on the show interview.
02:29:36
That son of a bitch. He's local.
02:29:38
He could find them.
02:29:40
Oh, no.
02:29:41
Oh, no no.
02:29:44
Clean up. Oh, yes.
02:29:45
Oh, yes. I'm Mr. Clean up.
02:29:47
I'm not Mr.
02:29:48
Clean. I'm Mr. Clean up.
02:29:51
I'm not Mr.
02:29:52
clean. I'm Mr. Clean.
02:29:54
Mr. Clean. I'm Mr. Clean.
02:29:57
I'm not Mr. Green.
02:29:58
I'm Mr. Clean.
02:29:59
Don't have to ask me out because Norm and I live in Warren
02:30:03
and I'm cleaning up Detroit, but I don't listen to women yelling.
02:30:07
I tell him to shut up. I'll figure it out.
02:30:09
Well, now you go and figure that one out.
02:30:12
Shut up.
02:30:13
Come on, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys.
02:30:18
And guys from our souls.
02:30:20
Go figure it out on our march.
02:30:22
Yeah, that's where I'm from.
02:30:23
Mars. Shut up!
02:30:25
Shut us down, Mr.
02:30:27
Clean. I'm Mr. Clean.
02:30:29
Mr. Clean. I'm Mr. Clean.
02:30:32
Mr. Clean.
02:30:33
I'm Mr. Clean.
02:30:34
Don't have to ask me out because.
02:30:36
Morning, by the way.
02:30:38
But by the way, by the way I don't take no orders from Norm.
02:30:43
And by the way.
02:30:44
But by the way, by the way, I don't take no orders from Norm and.
02:30:52
Wow, that's excellent.
02:30:55
Fine, fine.
02:30:57
That's great.
02:31:00
By the way.
02:31:04
That's wonderful.
02:31:05
I love that
02:31:10
kind is.
02:31:11
That was brilliant.
02:31:13
Oh, no.
02:31:14
Do happy
02:31:20
with a segment of the show ever More than that.
02:31:25
That's great. Do we have any more deer?
02:31:28
We do, but they're not in TV related.
02:31:30
But I do want to catch Gary's
02:31:33
opinion on
02:31:35
and what this is about is non money related.
02:31:37
But it's all right. Flag
02:31:44
because
02:31:46
I have a good Christian friend in the seventies
02:31:50
who is basically done nothing with her life trying to make it go off.
02:31:54
Sorry, I have a good Christian friend in her seventies
02:31:57
who is basically done nothing with her life.
02:32:02
Her husband supports her.
02:32:04
For 35 years my friend has been saying, quote,
02:32:07
God will show me what I should do, unquote.
02:32:11
How I tell her that God helps those who help them.
02:32:14
So she suffers from bouts of severe, severe depression.
02:32:20
Severe depression and severe,
02:32:23
but will not even
02:32:24
choose a hobby because she's waiting on God.
02:32:29
Of course I can't help her help herself.
02:32:32
So I feel at a loss and it's difficult for me
02:32:35
to watch her wait for the answers that never come.
02:32:39
What advice would you offer nine frustrated friend in Georgia?
02:32:45
People getting silence from the God answer
02:32:50
is 70 years.
02:32:52
She hasn't found a hobby.
02:32:54
Seriously, she does nothing.
02:32:59
I think after 70 years it's a little late
02:33:00
to do something with your life.
02:33:04
I would just literally.
02:33:07
Yeah.
02:33:07
Leave her alone.
02:33:10
It's good you've got.
02:33:13
Yeah, well, me too much longer.
02:33:16
Yeah. I mean, I is before me.
02:33:18
Gracious God, we have sinned against the unworthy
02:33:22
of being part of our sins and blesses, mercies for our use
02:33:25
and help us eat and drink to the glory, for Christ's sake.
02:33:28
Hey, man,
02:33:30
thank you for coming in there.
02:33:33
So the Holy Spirit
02:33:35
really meant to say for cheese and crackers sake.
02:33:37
But other than that, it was spot on
02:33:41
cheese and crackers.
02:33:42
Give her crackers.
02:33:44
I've got a pretty good story.
02:33:46
I got this house,
02:33:48
this month, the last year,
02:33:51
and I've answered the door.
02:33:53
One time
02:33:55
yesterday I was watching the Lions game and there was a knock at the door.
02:34:00
I answered the front door and it's my neighbor from over there
02:34:05
with a pecan pie from Atkins, $22 pie.
02:34:10
And she gave me a brand new pie that she just bought me.
02:34:14
Can you raider pie?
02:34:16
Oh, my God.
02:34:17
It tastes fish.
02:34:18
And he took it.
02:34:20
It took the pie.
02:34:21
We don't know if he ate or pie yet, but we should be.
02:34:24
Got a pie. Very good. The pounds.
02:34:26
Oh, he the pie was offered and he ate the pie.
02:34:31
Pecan.
02:34:33
I don't take no pies from no woman.
02:34:36
People who I take no woman.
02:34:38
No way.
02:34:39
So no, I did it because for me it was correct
02:34:42
with the amount of negatives you said.
02:34:44
I believe that was a correct statement.
02:34:46
Right.
02:34:46
Don't take no,
02:34:49
don't not take no pies from no woman.
02:34:52
By the way,
02:34:54
by the way,
02:34:59
with a by the way,
02:35:03
feel towards the
02:35:07
deer flag,
02:35:13
our son plays a college sport
02:35:16
for which he receives four complimentary tickets for each game.
02:35:20
It works out well because there are four of us in his immediate family.
02:35:24
However, my husband has been asking friends of his
02:35:26
to join us at a game by offering them free tickets.
02:35:30
Our son must find a teammate with unused tickets and ask for them.
02:35:34
My husband gives no warning.
02:35:35
He just announces a couple of days prior to a game that he has invited so and so.
02:35:41
Then on game day, we are responsible for getting those friends in
02:35:44
and seated with us
02:35:46
more than once.
02:35:47
We haven't been able to enter in stadiums and see our son before games
02:35:51
or the beginning of a game
02:35:52
because his friends are late and he must stay behind to meet them.
02:35:57
My take on this, these are sporting events.
02:36:00
Our son is given tickets for immediate family.
02:36:03
If a friend expresses a desire to go to a game, send them to the schedule
02:36:07
and say, Awesome, here's schedule, see you there.
02:36:10
The recommended then and recommended online stupid fucking pop up.
02:36:15
It recommended
02:36:21
an online ticket vending site.
02:36:23
I think it's inconsiderate to me
02:36:24
and our son that my husband turned into the A three ring circus.
02:36:29
He thinks quote the more the merrier and quote and isn't
02:36:32
concerned about the hassle he creates for our son or my feelings.
02:36:37
Am I being irrational question merchant
02:36:41
saying that irritated in the east.
02:36:44
Okay,
02:36:46
thanks for asking.
02:36:48
In the east.
02:36:50
Yes, you're being irrational.
02:36:53
The more the merrier.
02:36:54
As a fellow selfish male, I fully agree
02:36:59
it's the three ring circus
02:37:01
that you're perceiving is just the stress.
02:37:05
There are innocent birthdays so often
02:37:10
putting me into a work focused game.
02:37:12
Otherwise you would have said it was a football game. So.
02:37:15
So not really a problem.
02:37:18
Shut up,
02:37:20
you idiot.
02:37:22
Okay,
02:37:29
I'm taking it back home.
02:37:30
Compassionate, compassionate, empathetic.
02:37:32
Wise. Calm.
02:37:33
Beautiful, calm can act that you shouldn't charge people for this advice.
02:37:39
Actually, you actually can get in there later in the morning.
02:37:43
Yeah.
02:37:45
Thumbs up like and subscribe.
02:37:48
You really
02:37:50
you can.
02:37:52
I think it's followed comment and like
02:37:55
if you really want and you can masturbate subscribe one is the one to subscribe.
02:38:00
The one is one where you can sort subscribe involved a little bit of
02:38:06
someone subscribe but
02:38:07
you know you're followed.
02:38:11
Boom, boom, boom, boom.
02:38:14
How much for the green Gary mask?
02:38:17
We should auction that off. That'll make some money.
02:38:19
Please autograph it.
02:38:23
I got it.
02:38:25
Yeah, just on it and I'll buy it.
02:38:29
How much have you bought
02:38:31
what you're offering me?
02:38:34
Just keep it for
02:38:38
your former.
02:38:41
I want to do that for you.
02:38:45
I'm always jibber you in your mouth a little.
02:38:48
Protect me. No,
02:38:52
There needs to be some five.
02:38:54
I would say this is stupid man.
02:38:57
Sexist
02:39:01
to by the way,
02:39:04
by the We do your flag.
02:39:11
Thank you.
02:39:13
Be more than one of those deer flag.
02:39:16
My young daughter is half the sister.
02:39:19
I mean, my youngest daughter.
02:39:22
That's what it says. That's literally what it says.
02:39:26
I get it.
02:39:26
No, I get it.
02:39:29
All right.
02:39:32
Now, this be far down the road
02:39:38
for you.
02:39:38
Go and through.
02:39:45
All right.
02:39:46
My young daughter is the half sister, not half the sister.
02:39:50
My daughter is in half sister.
02:39:51
Okay. Okay. Yeah.
02:39:54
My young daughter is the half sister of a famous athlete.
02:39:59
Wife? What a stretch.
02:40:03
That was my comment that was not written.
02:40:05
They were married last year and invited my daughter a week later.
02:40:08
They dis invited her.
02:40:11
This was a 20 year.
02:40:12
There was a 20 year gap in their ages.
02:40:14
But my daughter looks up to her half sister,
02:40:18
still confusing my daughter's feelings really hurt.
02:40:21
My feelings have been even more hurt.
02:40:24
All of her older siblings were there as well as several other family members.
02:40:29
We were never told why my daughter was disinvited.
02:40:31
Her father did not stand up to his older daughter for breaking.
02:40:35
His younger daughter is hurt.
02:40:37
My daughter is getting older and she knows her brother in law is.
02:40:41
When she sees him on TV.
02:40:43
How can I stop being angry at these people for hurting my baby sign?
02:40:48
Furious Mama in Michigan.
02:40:52
Oh, okay.
02:40:54
Furious. Mama, you can't stop being mad.
02:40:57
That's that's a good knee jerk reaction.
02:41:01
But it But
02:41:04
look at it this way.
02:41:05
Does it affect your life in any way?
02:41:08
And if the answer is no shut up,
02:41:14
I think that was the second to shut up.
02:41:16
And Oh, man, you know what?
02:41:18
That's the third person that you made cry.
02:41:22
My mom.
02:41:25
Okay, shut up about it.
02:41:27
It'll be okay.
02:41:32
Yeah.
02:41:32
It doesn't really.
02:41:35
You don't need to know why
02:41:38
anyone was disinvited.
02:41:41
I mean, I guess you can investigate further in.
02:41:45
You want to put your mind at ease, But honestly, Karen, I won't.
02:41:48
I It sounds to me like I don't know if this is a stretch to think this,
02:41:51
but it makes me wonder what what that girl did to piss her off that,
02:41:57
you know,
02:42:00
can call it.
02:42:01
If you're that girl, we would like to know what to you.
02:42:04
If there's a chance for the three,
02:42:13
I should check the phone
02:42:15
and really weren't ready.
02:42:19
You know, somebody found out.
02:42:21
I can't even look at your screen. Correct.
02:42:24
I need to get
02:42:26
whole. Oh.
02:42:27
Oh, okay.
02:42:28
Oh, by the way,
02:42:32
for me?
02:42:33
Yeah.
02:42:34
For any African American listening, white people get even whiter in the winter.
02:42:37
I don't know if you notice, but no, that's a big ten
02:42:42
Brady sport in the Michigan ten.
02:42:48
Yeah.
02:42:48
Basement ten.
02:42:55
And then Lane
02:43:00
already do your flanges.
02:43:02
Oh, yeah.
02:43:03
Here's my piano.
02:43:06
Your flag.
02:43:07
My sister my son, who is 32, moved back home six months ago.
02:43:13
He's a college graduate with a degree in business, which has never used.
02:43:18
He works as a valet at a well-known golf and spa resort.
02:43:21
He has no health insurance and stays in his room a lot playing video games.
02:43:25
How I help him find himself Signed kids Mom in Florida.
02:43:32
Okay.
02:43:33
It's it's all right to call your kid a kid all their lives.
02:43:37
But that is a 32 year old kid with the same degree that I have
02:43:42
that I haven't used.
02:43:43
He has to find himself, You Can't help
02:43:47
video games.
02:43:49
Gosh, I didn't lose interest till well after I was 32, but
02:43:54
I'm actually having trouble getting back into it.
02:43:57
I'm not terribly successful.
02:44:00
Maybe he needs a podcast.
02:44:05
Maybe.
02:44:07
Maybe.
02:44:08
Yeah, maybe he needs this podcast.
02:44:11
Yeah.
02:44:11
Call in five, eight, six reds three.
02:44:14
I will give you.
02:44:15
The older you get, the harder it is to play video games
02:44:17
just because I don't know if it's just there's
02:44:18
so much other shit to do and I don't have the free time
02:44:21
to just sit there and play a game for five straight.
02:44:25
Yes, for no good reasons.
02:44:28
You doing it.
02:44:28
Since you don't have that time, you.
02:44:31
I still try to fit in like, you know, a couple of hours
02:44:33
here, a couple hours there, occasionally throughout the week or month or whatever.
02:44:37
It takes me fucking forever to get through any of these games.
02:44:39
It's ridiculous.
02:44:40
I can't.
02:44:41
They change, finish what they call it.
02:44:44
I throw the credits twice a week.
02:44:47
And what you you can play a game whenever you want it
02:44:51
in a little bit a time and play in your own terms.
02:44:54
Now pay up or
02:44:57
grind. I got to play
02:45:00
blockbuster video hardcore and I had a deal with them.
02:45:04
If we could roll the credits the first night or two,
02:45:07
I'd go back and get another rental for free.
02:45:11
I think they offer the deal with everybody
02:45:13
who doesn't exist.
02:45:16
I actually just sold the game on eBay that, has a blockbuster
02:45:21
label on it,
02:45:24
and the DVD was getting rid of all the old shit
02:45:26
and parking it on eBay for whatever the fuck I can get worth
02:45:36
of cool store
02:45:39
I still can't find why Mario collects coins
02:45:43
because perhaps he's not Italian and perhaps he's a Jew.
02:45:46
Yeah, apparently it's just they needed sometimes they a big nose.
02:45:51
They needed some type of some some curly hair, slightly darker complected.
02:45:55
He was a plumber, though.
02:45:55
I would think a Jew would have a more
02:45:59
better job.
02:46:00
Would Jews have plumbers? A lawyer?
02:46:02
Yeah, but a Jew plumber?
02:46:04
No, no, no.
02:46:07
Unless he's their finance guy.
02:46:09
I don't think so.
02:46:09
I think he actually goes and plunges into toilets.
02:46:14
Hey, I've got a question.
02:46:16
But I had a collectible coin collection.
02:46:20
Certain things are worth more than their face value,
02:46:23
and did you hear the rumor
02:46:26
that the penny costs more to make than a penny?
02:46:29
I've heard that.
02:46:30
Is that not today, But it can't be.
02:46:33
True, Right.
02:46:34
I mean, that means I'm in this current moment.
02:46:37
Possibly, but not back when it was invented.
02:46:41
Yeah, well, they stopped making money, copper,
02:46:44
because that much copper is worth more than a penny.
02:46:49
And that's why people were shaving the edges off
02:46:51
tin nickel.
02:46:55
How long have you heard why?
02:46:57
I love the nickel weight out there.
02:47:01
I can tell you that
02:47:04
in 25 to a penny costs 2.7 $0.02 to mint.
02:47:11
It gets worse.
02:47:12
Your ears shiny, smooth, gay nickel cost
02:47:15
ten 10.41 cents to mint for the first
02:47:21
and one cents.
02:47:23
So making money, not only does it increase inflation,
02:47:27
just making it also increases inflation to,
02:47:31
you know why the housing market doesn't effect inflation
02:47:36
could be because it the market
02:47:40
the house is not part of the gross national product
02:47:43
it's it's not it's not a good that can be exported.
02:47:47
It's not it's not producing as stagnant.
02:47:50
You couldn't afford a house.
02:47:54
You can.
02:47:54
But that's not a common practice.
02:47:58
But but but the value goes up
02:48:01
but it doesn't affect the the the bottom line.
02:48:06
Basically, that's the that the housing the
02:48:10
what they call that the collapse of the real estate collapse of oh eight.
02:48:15
Was it.
02:48:18
Yes, yes, yes,
02:48:23
yes, yes, yes.
02:48:28
I was right. I was wrong.
02:48:30
You now
02:48:36
dear flag.
02:48:42
My younger
02:48:43
son married and moved across the country to the West Coast.
02:48:47
They did this because his wife is very controlling
02:48:49
her mother lives there and she.
02:48:51
Pleasure to
02:48:55
have your partners giving you.
02:48:59
Doo doo doo doo doo.
02:49:04
All right.
02:49:05
Worth producing.
02:49:08
Since
02:49:11
1907,
02:49:16
my youngest son
02:49:19
married in June across the country to the West Coast.
02:49:22
They did this because his wife is very controlling.
02:49:24
Her mother lives there and she pressured him into it.
02:49:27
She pleasured him and do it.
02:49:28
They they had then had three children
02:49:31
who because we live on the East Coast, we unfortunately rarely see.
02:49:36
My son is now having serious marital issues because his wife and mother
02:49:39
in law have teamed up against him after his father in law died from COVID.
02:49:44
He wants to leave his wife and return to family here,
02:49:47
but won't do it because of the kids.
02:49:50
He's at his wits end and doesn't know what to do.
02:49:53
Any suggestions?
02:49:54
Signed, said. And in Josie, once again,
02:50:00
what's wrong with moving out worst?
02:50:03
And who dies of a fatal disease
02:50:06
or cares if you see the three
02:50:10
here and
02:50:15
here?
02:50:15
What's going on over there?
02:50:16
What's good?
02:50:16
What's going on over there that women are controlling?
02:50:20
What?
02:50:20
How could two women gang up on one man?
02:50:23
I get your concern.
02:50:24
Women.
02:50:25
We're talking about
02:50:28
girl pair.
02:50:30
Give your balls Tug on a
02:50:36
Oh, it's
02:50:38
good advice regardless of the issue that's always good advice
02:50:42
to give your balls which does not not that
02:50:46
you know it's like Tom greens.
02:50:50
Hey kids, feel your balls
02:50:53
so you don't get cancer or
02:51:00
cancer you will see evolve.
02:51:03
Squeeze your balls, please.
02:51:04
Your balls, kids to your house so you don't get cancer.
02:51:07
He actually did. There was actually a kid who
02:51:10
jokingly was touching his balls because of Tambourine
02:51:13
Song and actually discovered he had testicular cancer as well.
02:51:16
And actually, he got it removed before.
02:51:18
We're going to hear
02:51:20
I touch my balls and check them for cancer
02:51:22
numerous times because of Tom Green.
02:51:27
So I owe to myself the vinyl.
02:51:36
I found some more video.
02:51:37
How did you get A newly released video contains startling images
02:51:41
that are turning heads, sparking.
02:51:43
What we're looking at now is two satellites
02:51:46
that go like right next to one another and get to stereoscopic images.
02:51:50
So somebody already tried to debunk this as fake images and they put it together
02:51:54
and it if you're all right, say that.
02:51:57
And the other one is the thermal thermal cam from the drone tense debates online
02:52:02
and adding a new of one. Right.
02:52:03
The case right there, one of the plane itself.
02:52:07
So one orb showed up around the plane and then a second orb sinks in with it.
02:52:11
You can see the two.
02:52:12
They're lined up and a third one is out of sync.
02:52:15
As soon as all three orbs get perfectly lined up,
02:52:18
they kind of converge on the plane and the plane suddenly hits warp speed.
02:52:22
Well, let me and let me ask you this.
02:52:24
How is this how do they have this?
02:52:26
How do they know that this is this kind of like satellites?
02:52:28
Are this the dumbest way I could put it is like it's like a ring camera where.
02:52:32
No, these this is these are from NASA's satellites confirms
02:52:36
they're just casually going and then the plane is missing
02:52:38
and then they go back and they rewatch
02:52:41
what's
02:52:41
on the footage or they were tracking the plane
02:52:44
just because the plane they they've the plane was on fire.
02:52:48
There was £500 of lithium ion batteries.
02:52:51
That's Why? The plane was on fire.
02:52:53
People saw it flying over on fire.
02:52:56
So, yeah, I think they they they were tracking it
02:52:59
because you can tell by the way, somebody has a joystick
02:53:02
or it's automatically tracking because this is long enough
02:53:05
where you can see what happens to the footage, how it tracks the plane
02:53:08
for a bit.
02:53:09
According to the Daily, the leaked video showcases
02:53:13
a plane emerging near a massive cloud on the left.
02:53:16
Some individuals believe that orbs seen circling an airplane
02:53:20
in a recent video indicate that MH 370 might have been teleported.
02:53:25
Flying orbs typically refer to spherical, glowing objects
02:53:29
that are seen floating or moving through.
02:53:31
This is the thermal footage.
02:53:32
So they I heard another somebody talk about this in depth.
02:53:35
They don't think it teleported.
02:53:37
They think that it went at warp speed like a wave,
02:53:41
an energy wave converged on it and moved it
02:53:44
faster than the speed of light somewhere else and straight into the ocean.
02:53:49
That's where that's weird because that's where they found it.
02:53:51
I think
02:53:53
for the air.
02:53:55
Some people believe flying orbs are a type of unidentified flying object UFO.
02:54:00
I believe we have two extraterrestrial activity.
02:54:03
We have I believe we have that technology.
02:54:04
It's not alien to these groups or sometimes reported to move in ways
02:54:09
seem to defy conventional explanations,
02:54:12
such as making sudden direction changes or moving at high speeds
02:54:16
in scientific research, flying orbs usually refer to spherical.
02:54:21
An orb emerges from the right wing for
02:54:23
passing the aircraft and hovering near its wings.
02:54:26
Shortly after two more orbs appear and together they circle the plane.
02:54:31
Like that one comes along and gets like a bright flashing
02:54:35
causing in the orbs to vanish and so this experiment
02:54:39
has been proven on a smaller scale, never with this size.
02:54:42
There's a fourth orb somewhere that's going in sync in the
02:54:47
guide.
02:54:47
You mentioned the word earlier. My brain is too stupid.
02:54:50
No, you said some physics term earlier and I said, That's it.
02:54:52
That's what I saw.
02:54:54
Did Prince use a school word?
02:54:57
Have to rewind it and
02:55:01
I see quantum entanglement.
02:55:02
I don't know, Gary, for that.
02:55:05
I said it.
02:55:07
You were right.
02:55:08
I was wrong.
02:55:09
I apologize
02:55:11
for. And in my case, I
02:55:15
parents are both very.
02:55:18
All right. So now we got all that other way.
02:55:20
So these three orbs are going around and if says they're in sync with a fourth orb,
02:55:24
somehow they can do this singing and these three orbs
02:55:28
suddenly go like boom at faster than the speed of light to that fourth orb.
02:55:31
And then they converge and in the same place, taking whatever is with it somehow
02:55:37
this video was
02:55:39
made using CGI and 3D animation techniques.
02:55:43
However, others took a closer look and dissected footage thoroughly.
02:55:48
Lending weight to this speculation is a 2014.
02:55:51
It was interesting that there was multiple angles
02:55:54
to the same thing and it all looks like a similar yeah.
02:55:57
And the of these videos from this is from the Chinese satellite.
02:56:01
I think they're different.
02:56:03
They showed up and were suddenly removed,
02:56:05
but they're more narrower, removed immediately
02:56:09
and nobody said a word.
02:56:10
Objects seen near the floating TV, the Asian airliner Asian countries
02:56:14
experience showcased vague pictures captured by Chinese satellites
02:56:18
depicting three unrecognizable objects
02:56:21
floating in the water separating Malaysia and Vietnam.
02:56:24
One person said, Oh My God,
02:56:26
this has just been confirmed to be a real satellite video leak.
02:56:30
Reddit is going insane right now. Seattle.
02:56:32
I'm shocked.
02:56:32
I don't know that
02:56:33
I don't care about that ship so much as the random comments online
02:56:38
would be hilarious.
02:56:39
Really, One of your comments was like in here might would be very offensive.
02:56:42
It might be like, What the fuck is this dumb shit?
02:56:44
I'm glad they all died the day that you see, that would be fucking awesome.
02:56:47
The whole area is your own content.
02:56:49
Me to some cynical fucking knowing knowing that it's just mostly full of shit
02:56:54
was tied to airliner and UFOs and had no reference to MH 370.
02:56:59
But all right.
02:57:00
So I don't know if they're going to get into it.
02:57:01
The other video I saw, some 3D modelers took those orbs and plotted
02:57:05
paths perfectly and, you know, recreated the video.
02:57:09
So you can they did the synchronization.
02:57:11
You can see how the two get in sync.
02:57:13
And then the third one is like
02:57:13
trying to get there, trying to get and as soon as it gets there
02:57:16
in super slow motion, they go boom and converge on the plane and then gone.
02:57:23
But I mean, if
02:57:24
if it's not really not we can't use the word teleportation.
02:57:28
It's like warp speed.
02:57:31
If it didn't hit warp speed,
02:57:34
then it's it's bullshit CGI.
02:57:37
But with all the with all the different angles and all the official ness of it,
02:57:42
I don't see how it could have been CGI.
02:57:44
Like they must, but I don't see how it could be
02:57:47
somebody.
02:57:48
Somebody is offering a shitload of money to, you know, to to come for
02:57:51
if you're the ones that did it, show us the source folder.
02:57:54
Because if you would have made that somebody who makes a tiny little bit,
02:57:57
you'd have a huge folder of all the crap that you
02:57:59
that you know, the graphics to make it.
02:58:03
I don't it was warp speed.
02:58:05
Would it have potentially gone technically into the future
02:58:10
or another dimension or
02:58:12
wormhole to just go fast than
02:58:17
the speed of light
02:58:19
first appeared online and took the video to go to just in U.S.
02:58:23
and we've been in the atmosphere just because you can blame this revelation
02:58:29
or share your thoughts and then you think it could have
02:58:35
been other similar, but not really.
02:58:37
Remember when you and I were driving the ISS
02:58:40
and we saw that light, that kind of looks somewhat, Is this a drifter?
02:58:45
And yeah a good story although and a
02:59:28
okay new rule those would be like 3 seconds
02:59:31
from now on in that or we need to add some wrapping over it or something.
02:59:37
So Gary and I were driving, you're going to get rid of this show
02:59:40
fucking what the fuck is wrong with that shit?
02:59:43
The how was like I was looking cross-eyed
02:59:46
and by stroke and alcohol
02:59:52
for doing the face, one was bigger than the other.
02:59:55
I feel like I look like the guy that was on the fucking Who Wants to Be
02:59:58
a millionaire.
03:00:05
Yeah.
03:00:06
So the story
03:00:10
we were driving and driving easy and we were going south on Van
03:00:15
Dike and we just saw like there was in the sky, I think.
03:00:18
I think I was watching it and I think maybe you just you were watching it.
03:00:21
And we didn't really tell each other. We were watching it.
03:00:24
And then I somebody mentioned something to one another, but
03:00:27
it was just a suspicious light.
03:00:29
And then all of a sudden, it maybe looks like a helicopter
03:00:31
or even sometimes helicopters can look oddly suspicious the way they move
03:00:35
and the way the light kind of changes, brightness and stuff.
03:00:37
And how bright light can be.
03:00:39
But all of a sudden, from that light, all of a sudden another light
03:00:43
just comes off the side of it.
03:00:46
And you would assume, okay, maybe it's like more than one object
03:00:48
and they're just at a different depth of field.
03:00:52
But then that light then came across of it and then it started circling around it
03:00:58
and just slowly circling around it.
03:01:01
And then as it was circling around it, it kind of we were losing in the trees
03:01:05
and stuff.
03:01:05
I mean, you remember that vividly as I knew right?
03:01:08
Exactly. Like that.
03:01:09
Yeah, pretty ridiculous. It was really weird.
03:01:11
It was able to stare right at it.
03:01:12
You said we were talking about the whole time.
03:01:14
We were like, Oh, you with the fog
03:01:17
going on there,
03:01:20
it was some sort of phenomenon or
03:01:24
I think
03:01:25
the the other weird thing you are with me, my brother.
03:01:30
We were up in my college and it was the other other second
03:01:33
weirdest thing I've seen.
03:01:35
There was three lights that traveled perfectly together
03:01:38
that were traveling across the sky.
03:01:41
And then all of a sudden
03:01:42
they sort of patched together and then started going like different.
03:01:46
And just like it wasn't just like a straight across, straight
03:01:49
across like satellites and shit, ah, and so on.
03:01:53
So like, oh no, that's like Elon Musk saying no, I saw such starlings and it's,
03:01:58
they're, they're sometimes not the best passenger of these three lights
03:02:03
in 30.
03:02:04
I was watching them intently because I was curious as to what they were.
03:02:08
And so I'm like wow, they, they stayed the entire way.
03:02:11
Perfectly positioned
03:02:14
starlings cool to see what they see.
03:02:16
They're not all perfectly spaced.
03:02:18
And there's whole line of and these are three together traveling in line.
03:02:23
You know, they're, they're postured this way
03:02:25
but traveling together like this and then and
03:02:29
no and different horizon then they you know
03:02:33
it's very weird what
03:02:37
if you want to look you're cutting out a little bit.
03:02:41
That's my fault. And because I'm letting that go. Sorry.
03:02:44
That's ridiculous.
03:02:45
It's Like, the the pace and the change of directions were just
03:02:49
not something that I'm familiar with, which makes it in Europe.
03:02:52
But near Selfridge Air Force Base, it's quite possible it was just us.
03:02:57
There are more, more, more likely than even possible
03:03:03
dunes in southeastern.
03:03:05
And they could just go over the lake somewhere.
03:03:09
For the record, that little phenomenon we just had with
03:03:11
the sound is because Gary doesn't use headphones.
03:03:15
I'll use headphones.
03:03:16
I'm not against
03:03:18
the we should try it because the I was trying
03:03:22
to play the X-Files song, but it bleeds through your phone, over your own audio.
03:03:26
Can we get of those cute little Michael Jackson microphones
03:03:28
that like the little skinny with the ball? Yes.
03:03:33
Look, because I.
03:03:36
Losing my powder.
03:03:40
Your what?
03:03:41
Your what
03:03:43
the the router that
03:03:45
Brady put you in for me, I'm using
03:03:50
which how how what are you using it for.
03:03:55
It's connected to the phone
03:03:57
that is transmitting the signal.
03:04:00
Is that why it's been so shitty. Cause
03:04:03
now it looks pretty good.
03:04:04
You great. I've never seen you look better.
03:04:06
Look at that. Look at that definition.
03:04:08
Now it's no pixel.
03:04:10
I looked. It all looks fantastic.
03:04:12
Yeah.
03:04:14
And he's going to go and he's.
03:04:19
Hmm. It's interesting.
03:04:22
Well,
03:04:26
so how's the weather,
03:04:30
Stuart?
03:04:30
You know what?
03:04:31
We should just.
03:04:35
We should, shouldn't we?
03:04:41
Mr. Brady is just kidding.
03:04:45
All right?
03:04:47
Don't give me any ideas
03:04:50
as above.
03:04:51
So below
03:04:54
you can try to say it's super quiet.
03:04:57
No, no.
03:05:03
Darn it.
03:05:03
See, I can't.
03:05:04
I can't see it because it's playing out the phone.
03:05:08
You can do the flag.
03:05:16
Yeah,
03:05:23
that's a big one.
03:05:24
I've been married to the most amazing woman for 30 years.
03:05:28
She became a personal trainer and incredible shave.
03:05:33
I'm not in her kind of shape, and I can't perform too well sexually.
03:05:38
Even with Ed meds.
03:05:40
She recently asked if she can have sexual
03:05:44
needs taken care of by a young client she trains.
03:05:48
I'm okay with it, since I'm sympathetic
03:05:51
to her desires as long as she doesn't fall in love.
03:05:55
Your thoughts so and wants what's best for her.
03:06:00
No, that will
03:06:00
ruin everything, you dumb jerk.
03:06:04
It's.
03:06:05
I'm sorry you can't perform, but that will ruin your relationship
03:06:09
and that
03:06:13
there's no way that will work.
03:06:15
Indecent Proposal.
03:06:21
It just won't work.
03:06:23
Lesbians don't have a working dick, and they still manage to get along just fine.
03:06:28
Yeah, there's other means.
03:06:30
He's just a fucktard.
03:06:32
Yeah, Yeah. You're doing.
03:06:33
You're going about it all wrong.
03:06:35
I think he she would ask Would you what?
03:06:37
What would you like for her to even ask.
03:06:39
What do you think about that Like that comes over.
03:06:41
I think
03:06:42
she's I'm to not know that that will work.
03:06:47
She brought it up She works for him.
03:06:49
She recently asked if she could have her sexual needs taken care of by a young
03:06:53
she trains.
03:06:54
Listen, sweetheart, I love the way you cook, but I was thinking
03:06:57
maybe we could go out to eat every night, right?
03:07:00
Yeah. Hey,
03:07:03
I mean.
03:07:03
I mean, you can come with me.
03:07:05
You can eat with us, but I don't want to
03:07:09
cook anymore.
03:07:11
But the
03:07:16
the shit.
03:07:20
Okay, guys, the money you have is fake,
03:07:24
and we're precariously perched on a house of cards as above.
03:07:29
Below.
03:08:19
Oh, I like Marnie.
03:08:21
Yeah, I like Marnie though.
03:08:29
It's the Brady and Brady
03:08:32
and Gary above and so below because she's so close.
03:08:38
Brady And for sure, we're doing it our way.
03:08:42
We're gonna make it make our dreams come true.
03:08:44
Brady and John show it's Brady and drawbridge
03:08:49
station now Brady draw
03:08:58
it is now Brady and draw
03:09:01
spectacular Gary as above and so below
03:09:04
and because he so blows close
03:09:09
you still haven't updated these buttons I have no after buttons
03:09:13
because I don't do buttons but at least I can set this
03:09:18
what's going to be a B and a D?
03:09:19
There's a building. All right,
03:09:22
so we're two viewers.
03:09:23
Let's crank that up to double digits now.
03:09:25
Yeah.
03:09:25
Usually goes up until we lose two viewers.
03:09:29
Thank you for staying. YouTube viewers.
03:09:31
Yeah.
03:09:31
Thank me for saying, oh, I was I was on to so I heard
03:09:37
I heard a podcaster with thousands and thousands and thousands of viewers
03:09:40
make fun of podcasters like us the other day.
03:09:42
And they were like,
03:09:42
Why don't you guys just pick up your phone and call each other
03:09:45
if you're just going to call it bitch about people
03:09:47
with the three of you watching.
03:09:50
And I kind of felt insulted because I'm like,
03:09:52
because then we're not doing a podcast
03:09:56
and I like to
03:09:58
think that when they
03:10:01
started that, all of a sudden there was, you know, a thousand people
03:10:05
as amazing as the musician and somebody who teaches, you know, drum lessons,
03:10:08
the last thing you can do is say, Hey, you guys should you guys should quit.
03:10:12
You suck. Don't ever pick up drumsticks again.
03:10:15
What you do is encourage them and you say, Look, watch me play.
03:10:18
And they're like, Wow.
03:10:18
You're like, Dude, I sucked as bad as you when I started.
03:10:21
Don't ever quit, Don't ever stop
03:10:24
me. I made a shitty rap music.
03:10:27
I made shitty rap music for 20 years
03:10:30
for no reason. Just just because it was fun.
03:10:32
I don't know.
03:10:33
I like the idea of do I ever want to be a famous rapper?
03:10:36
I don't think so. I don't think I'd want to be famous ever.
03:10:40
Too much pressure.
03:10:41
Too much attention.
03:10:42
I fucking paid attention every once in a while.
03:10:44
There's a on the promo.
03:10:45
There's a clip about, Hey, we're on our fourth show.
03:10:48
Do we Can we still suck? Yeah, you can.
03:10:50
You can suck forever.
03:10:51
If it's joy doing.
03:10:53
We're not asking you to watch.
03:10:55
You can say click thumbs up, but you can click, thumbs down.
03:10:58
You can fuck off too. We don't you know,
03:11:01
we just want to enjoy a little bit of time with you and with ourselves.
03:11:06
With the shows now, without Gary, those shows that are really, really good,
03:11:09
that don't get as many hits as they showed in their shows that absolutely suck.
03:11:13
They get a whole bunch of hits because for some reason
03:11:15
people are attracted to the characters or whatever.
03:11:18
I don't know.
03:11:18
There's an attractive person on there.
03:11:21
The standard, a master.
03:11:22
Something is 10000 hours. So
03:11:25
what, what, what have we been doing?
03:11:27
If I just rounded up, I would guess that we've done this for like 100 hours,
03:11:33
so we got a little bit of time to go.
03:11:35
So the part that irritates me, I have to say the beginning
03:11:38
of every the beginning of Brady and George show
03:11:40
is it sucks that Gary is watching he should participate.
03:11:43
I know he's a dick.
03:11:44
We should have him out as a guest on the Brady in Georgia.
03:11:48
Fuck you Gary
03:11:49
and Colin
03:11:52
because the Aussies sit in this house and whisper,
03:11:54
Here we go because it is fucking cocksucker motherfucker tits.
03:11:57
Is that enough or shall I go him
03:12:00
if he makes too much noise, the war is going to wake up
03:12:03
and he's going to get solitary confinement tomorrow.
03:12:06
Is that true?
03:12:07
I can't believe that.
03:12:08
I'm just joking.
03:12:09
I mean, it's whatever he's.
03:12:12
Yeah, If you get woken up, you know, by your husband,
03:12:16
because your husband can kind of be bumbling sometimes does when he's drunk,
03:12:19
you probably get annoyed with it right.
03:12:22
I guess this your husband having a stupid podcast with this friend?
03:12:27
I don't know. He might be a little annoyed.
03:12:28
Right?
03:12:29
Say, who wears the pants in my If my wife sleeps
03:12:32
in the shed on Monday nights,
03:12:36
she complained about something about
03:12:37
I was bothering her and I said, You don't have to sleep inside the house.
03:12:41
Yeah.
03:12:42
And you know, you tell her, you say, I don't. I only say no.
03:12:44
Even if I tell them to shut up.
03:12:47
I don't let no women sleep in my house.
03:12:51
By the way.
03:12:52
By the way, listen, I don't sleep.
03:12:54
I don't let women sleep in my house.
03:12:56
No, it's no,
03:13:00
I don't normally do videos in the aftershow, but
03:13:02
I'm still trying to find it.
03:13:03
There is no I also had, like, one more time.
03:13:08
I had, like, a minor foot in the street.
03:13:10
So what I'm asking is I'm going.
03:13:12
Well, I mean, you don't have to ask me.
03:13:13
And I don't take no orders from the woman. By the way.
03:13:16
By the way, I don't take no orders from no women together
03:13:20
before the year before that.
03:13:22
I don't know if it's before that or after that.
03:13:23
There's one more that he says.
03:13:24
I think it's after it.
03:13:26
It's after it.
03:13:27
He says, I tell him, You shut up that line.
03:13:29
That's the good thing about YouTube.
03:13:31
The second half, the two humps. Yeah,
03:13:35
it's like you're killing going to come back
03:13:37
and you kept going and must have been a woman.
03:13:39
And I don't listen to women yelling.
03:13:41
I tell them to shut up.
03:13:42
While he was quite
03:13:46
a gentleman at the gym,
03:13:49
I heard scores of shoes,
03:13:53
swizzle stick
03:13:55
I horse whistles.
03:14:00
Uh, shit.
03:14:05
So one of the things that I have
03:14:06
that we didn't get to is just like stories of
03:14:11
gambling losses that people have been through.
03:14:14
I was trying to find, like, what the the largest illegal
03:14:18
bet is and a couple like, crab and shit together.
03:14:21
Because I understand that if you're playing like,
03:14:23
I was looking for a single bet and it'd be like, you know, roulette
03:14:27
playing for hours or whatever, but
03:14:31
what was the biggest $1 million?
03:14:34
So, so they put Michael Jordan as a zero
03:14:38
for unknown because he supposedly the shit ton.
03:14:42
But number one
03:14:43
is Harry Kafka was kick ass cracker.
03:14:46
Well they say almost 1 billion and I'm assuming that's a collective but they also
03:14:52
was it
03:14:55
biggest loss and it was a Harry Cook Australian
03:14:58
real estate agent who made a fortune selling properties on the Gold Coast.
03:15:02
And fortunately for
03:15:04
the most of those found real estate, the more he lost.
03:15:06
But at the casinos,
03:15:10
according to the Sydney Morning Herald article,
03:15:12
Casino did not exploit man who spent 1.5 billion rules.
03:15:17
High court Kercher was made a 1.474
03:15:22
billion AUD.
03:15:25
So I don't know how much that is in like six bucks American
03:15:29
right?
03:15:31
2022.
03:15:32
I got so much so
03:15:37
Mattress Mac.
03:15:38
Okay, so it sounds way more.
03:15:40
This is well, this is a payout so
03:15:44
far. You know
03:15:46
Vegas law.
03:15:47
Okay so that's over in a year so biggest
03:15:51
how much US dollars is 1.5 AUD.
03:15:59
That would be $0.99.
03:16:00
No, that's all I said which seems pretty close
03:16:04
is it.
03:16:05
How much or how many?
03:16:08
If I have
03:16:10
1.4, 7 billion AUD.
03:16:14
How much is that in American dollars?
03:16:19
It's pushing me to the world
03:16:20
and you fucking bitch be more like fucking.
03:16:24
What's that?
03:16:24
All the bitches name Alexa, you fucking cunt.
03:16:28
Who is that? Siri?
03:16:30
Your account?
03:16:31
Yeah, I mean,
03:16:34
she's serious.
03:16:36
Why do you suck under these partners is an endless series.
03:16:41
Why can't you be more like Alexa?
03:16:43
Say, hey, man,
03:16:45
why don't you
03:16:48
really?
03:16:50
Oh, that's all me and cheese and crackers sake.
03:16:52
But I thought that was something you were doing.
03:16:53
I was in my shit sort of playing on a regular phone.
03:16:57
I'm like,
03:16:58
You ever, ever, ever be at a light.
03:17:01
And there's
03:17:01
two big giant cars on either side and they both move,
03:17:03
and you suddenly feel like you're going backwards and you're slamming on the brake
03:17:06
and you fucking because the other cars are moving.
03:17:08
That's what you just did with me.
03:17:09
I'm like, Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
03:17:10
Shit is still playing.
03:17:12
But then I heard the echo pretty well.
03:17:15
According to Siri, she's a cunt, so we don't know
03:17:18
how much 1.47 billion AUD is and
03:17:23
I want to sell one of the largest
03:17:25
that ever see.
03:17:30
They don't want to go single.
03:17:31
They want to be like, what would Edwin Castro
03:17:35
2.4 billion
03:17:38
as of April 20, 23.
03:17:46
Another web page that won't let me take my dark
03:17:49
theme.
03:17:52
Fuck to this man
03:17:55
Mike Ashley 1,000,001 and a half.
03:17:59
So it's basically 1 to 1 and a half.
03:18:00
So us 1 USD to one and a half Australian dollars.
03:18:06
So this, this guy's another win.
03:18:11
What I shouldn't have.
03:18:12
So seven, seven or 50,000 roughly is what the betting
03:18:17
I was looking at is.
03:18:20
My question was the single largest bet ever.
03:18:24
And all they told me was the winnings.
03:18:28
What is the biggest bet ever made?
03:18:30
Another,
03:18:32
I guess the biggest bet ever.
03:18:34
How about Lost Over, Lost.
03:18:37
So they put Charles Barkley because he was a big gambler.
03:18:40
Were they just like they just told him,
03:18:42
like asking them to like, how do you vary from Australia?
03:18:45
Is that who you were talking about? Harry?
03:18:48
Harry Kirk, obviously a guy
03:18:50
who is almost 1 billion,
03:18:54
is unfortunately with the name Carlos
03:18:59
Cock.
03:19:00
About the most success he found was in real estate
03:19:03
because he lost a billion
03:19:08
Well they ranked it MGM
03:19:10
casino That's not good advertising for MGM to advertise that.
03:19:14
Oh I see what you say there Mike or Michael Jordan y unknown.
03:19:17
He's way
03:19:18
bigger than anyone could possibly imagine and fathom with their own wealth.
03:19:22
He's lost more money than most people earn.
03:19:24
Oh, right.
03:19:25
Yeah.
03:19:27
Yeah. Which is.
03:19:28
Well, whatever.
03:19:29
He's still giving it to Avenues, which is.
03:19:32
I don't understand.
03:19:33
There's a lot of negativity when it comes to like
03:19:36
all this intervention of, of Saudi
03:19:39
and them getting involved with me.
03:19:42
I'm getting involved with with wrestling them, getting involved with
03:19:47
soccer and shit and them paying for stuff.
03:19:51
There's like a big,
03:19:53
you know, to do over like, oh my God, they're, you know, they're paying
03:19:55
athletes, you know, millions of dollars to go over there, close
03:19:59
to a billion to go over there and do shit.
03:20:02
And it's like, I don't know why that's not promoted to go over there,
03:20:05
take Their money come back here and then spend it in America.
03:20:09
Like, I don't know why that's you're basically taking their money
03:20:12
from them easily.
03:20:15
Yeah.
03:20:15
Didn't the the live
03:20:19
the golf tournament they, they merged with PGA now.
03:20:23
Yeah they were against it.
03:20:26
It worked.
03:20:26
Everyone was against it but then they were like wow,
03:20:28
they're starting to succeed now they're overtaking us.
03:20:31
So then let's Right.
03:20:32
When they merged, who had more money?
03:20:34
I think PGA still had more than the Saudis.
03:20:38
I don't think so. That's the problem.
03:20:40
No, just than the actual l i
03:20:44
which what did that that stood for?
03:20:46
The Roman numerals I think live
03:20:50
the ten 1525 isn't all Tony.
03:20:58
You know, it could be 30
03:21:00
the live 24,
03:21:07
30 or 44,
03:21:09
54 or 44th
03:21:13
June 2023 they merged,
03:21:17
but it doesn't say
03:21:22
and yeah,
03:21:28
it's the Roman numerals for 54, which by the way
03:21:32
is a perfect score on a par 72.
03:21:35
Who is.
03:21:39
Well, it was a perfect score.
03:21:41
I mean that's a birdie.
03:21:42
Is that the I guess you could get a better score.
03:21:45
Not like bowling. Bowling.
03:21:46
A perfect
03:21:50
is the most you can get clearly with
03:21:53
some kind of superpowers is an 18 Well, 70 and
03:21:59
par 72 you couldn't
03:22:01
you get a hole in one I know it's not humanly possible, but
03:22:04
it's theoretically possible to get a hole in one on every hole,
03:22:09
is it?
03:22:10
I mean, it's available.
03:22:13
Yeah.
03:22:20
I have never got a hole in one on any type of sport.
03:22:25
Plenty video games, Tiger Woods,
03:22:27
but that doesn't count.
03:22:30
Yeah, I've gotten yeah, I think can't even remember
03:22:34
the count is five, four or five potentially six
03:22:39
all in ones and just golf.
03:22:42
I haven't had one for over ten years.
03:22:46
I don't know why it was just because
03:22:47
the game changes a little bit.
03:22:51
I know that that's just a stretch.
03:22:53
And so yeah, the ever changing it's not it's not your body getting older
03:22:57
and your skills diminishing your coordination and your equilibrium.
03:23:02
No, I'm just I'm, I'm making smarter
03:23:05
choices of shots versus going, Oh, I think I'm going to just crank it down there
03:23:08
and try to make it.
03:23:09
Because if I a lot of times
03:23:11
you're risking putting too much on it and it's going to travel past the pin
03:23:16
or you throwing it
03:23:17
harder or sometimes, you know, you can't throw it as a fishing
03:23:20
a little bit and you get kind of waver, you sacrifice a little bit of
03:23:29
accuracy
03:23:30
with with the power versus accuracy.
03:23:33
Yeah,
03:23:35
I did. I, I suck at this golf.
03:23:37
I can say it.
03:23:40
I don't expect myself
03:23:41
to ever get a hole in on in golf.
03:23:44
I don't know.
03:23:45
Where does golfers
03:23:47
get their power from?
03:23:50
It's developed over time.
03:23:53
Took me a while to I can do it,
03:23:55
but when I like two or three times and all the blood rushing in my hand
03:23:58
makes it feel like I'm slamming it on concrete against the vein.
03:24:02
You're it wrong.
03:24:04
That's what they tell me.
03:24:05
And that's what she said.
03:24:07
It's really like a smooth motions.
03:24:08
Sometimes it feels like absolutely nothing.
03:24:10
I'll throw and people will be like, It looks like you didn't do shit.
03:24:13
And like, that just goes really far. But that's also because I got big long.
03:24:15
I was going to say, aren't you like seven feet tall or six, four, six,
03:24:18
five, six, and your arms are just as wide as you are tall.
03:24:22
You got a fucking three and a half foot.
03:24:25
But really, it's about the the snap of the wrist
03:24:31
because you're putting a lot of I see the good disc golfers.
03:24:34
Their disc will turn over like two or three times.
03:24:37
Yeah.
03:24:38
I was like, Yeah, those are not masters.
03:24:40
I'm not necessarily one of those. Maybe turn it over.
03:24:43
But what's the, what's, what's, what's the furthest drive Do they go 500 feet.
03:24:47
Yeah.
03:24:49
Yeah.
03:24:49
There's a masters online that I was looking at
03:24:51
the just I've never looked at technique before and like last
03:24:56
week, six months ago I decided to go online
03:24:59
and I see some dipshit saying, Oh, do this open your hips
03:25:02
when you throw and blah, blah, blah.
03:25:03
And so I was like, Let me see if it changes anything Now.
03:25:07
I threw like, shit.
03:25:08
I went back to what I'm doing, which I essentially kind of do
03:25:11
what he's saying anyway, but I don't do it exactly what he's saying.
03:25:15
He does a little gear, but
03:25:17
yeah, there's some pretty impressive drives
03:25:20
and all the rules don't know you're breaking rules within.
03:25:23
Then I was trying to follow the rules,
03:25:27
but now these are the
03:25:30
people, right?
03:25:33
And and so I
03:25:40
wasn't with the wind
03:25:43
to his back or it looks like it's blowing from his left to right.
03:25:47
That's
03:25:49
what the fuck. Oh, yeah, a little.
03:25:50
This is turn. Well, he thrown it so high in the air.
03:25:53
Great video.
03:25:54
I'm impressed with the tracking of the desk
03:25:57
with a
03:26:00
look of it when he said Fuck no, that wasn't it.
03:26:02
At the mulligan.
03:26:04
Yeah, they looked like shit because he threw away too high.
03:26:06
Like, I think he's trying to play the wind.
03:26:09
I don't think I have sound
03:26:11
now. I can hear it.
03:26:13
It's just a lot of wind right now.
03:26:15
There's more wind.
03:26:21
Why? Why?
03:26:22
Why the extra little?
03:26:24
I don't know, Squirrel. Yeah, I know some.
03:26:27
Some people do.
03:26:27
Do some weird shit when they're doing their throw.
03:26:30
To be honest,
03:26:32
I just try to throw, like, a normal person.
03:26:34
Just whatever feels natural is going to go right,
03:26:39
left to right, the other to obviously him.
03:26:44
It's not complicated.
03:26:48
Do you think you forgot
03:26:49
about, discovers or get full
03:26:53
of great memory
03:26:56
that is that three?
03:26:59
It's all the same.
03:26:59
Should
03:27:02
we count on it?
03:27:04
Why is it so, David?
03:27:06
Is it world record? Throw? Where is this?
03:27:09
Can we get some drone footage of this shit?
03:27:13
How many feet is 255 meters
03:27:17
times three?
03:27:20
Six 836 feet.
03:27:25
That's damn near close to twice.
03:27:27
This is the blizzard champion boss, The discus.
03:27:30
Throw him or his name.
03:27:31
Yeah, Yeah, I know. Is
03:27:37
if you look at various series look under the
03:27:40
when he was ready to throw you know the disk
03:27:44
I see the weight
03:27:47
under 34 grams is that heavy and it seems to be
03:27:50
No that's fucking a girl disk.
03:27:53
Well it looks like he's I mean tell that to this.
03:27:55
I don't know.
03:27:56
I don't know if you can legally throw those in competition.
03:27:58
I guess you could. I don't.
03:27:59
I thought that they kept like, you can't throw that lighter disk.
03:28:03
Those are designed for children and women.
03:28:06
I scoff when there's I throw, I throw Max way there.
03:28:09
All right, so that was from 2012.
03:28:12
The max.
03:28:12
What You can is 175 and I will find disks, stores online that you can get
03:28:17
kind of cheaper.
03:28:19
They they rebate them and so sometimes like you can
03:28:22
you can get a one that's marked 175 but it weighs like 178
03:28:27
that you what why is it what so it's Mark's right.
03:28:31
Yeah.
03:28:32
It's just to estimate that a come from a factory
03:28:35
they like weed potency can be plus or -10% pretty.
03:28:39
Pretty much.
03:28:40
Yeah.
03:28:41
Because if I, if I've ever resold discs or any they're I when I buy discs online
03:28:45
I buy at areas that reward them because I want to know exactly
03:28:49
because it can be off by as it varies most important voice
03:28:53
I've ever I've ever asked if I buy a used
03:28:56
disc from somebody, should I weigh it to make sure I'm getting what I paid her?
03:29:00
Because you told me
03:29:02
I don't know what you think.
03:29:04
They charge my way.
03:29:06
They should know. Some people like to later.
03:29:09
Some people like a have disc.
03:29:10
So you know, the fans joking, joking aside,
03:29:14
a lot of a lot of a lot of men like a heavier disc.
03:29:17
This looks way more entertaining.
03:29:19
This is the disc golf record from 1970 till now.
03:29:22
It's got a little funky telephone tape down in the disc golf distance
03:29:26
competition. Wait, who is that? That a little flex part of?
03:29:28
The reason you play disc golf.
03:29:29
That's who is This is a clip from Victor Mal
03:29:31
of Front Daytona and Victor Miller front He is in 1983.
03:29:35
It was that very things have evolved in the golf world over the past 40 drawings.
03:29:40
But the most valuable transformation is by far the discs
03:29:43
themselves, the limo Frisbees.
03:29:46
Back in 1980,
03:29:48
this even had beveled edges.
03:29:50
And so there some really good thing at a barbecue
03:29:54
with today's what I like to call the Shine Buster disc.
03:29:58
You have high speed beveled edge drivers
03:30:01
designed to cut to the worst thing to have these.
03:30:05
According to the do there's a whole PDA
03:30:07
the average distance for the recreation you saw that they show back.
03:30:11
I wrote that within the path of averaging it back
03:30:16
and you saw that that clip back there.
03:30:18
They track the path of the disc with the red.
03:30:20
Yeah, that's your right there.
03:30:22
So that's going to be your average
03:30:25
disc flight path.
03:30:27
But depending on how the disc is weighted, it's either going to fall off this way,
03:30:32
typically go straight or maybe fall off earlier or fall off quicker or
03:30:35
fall off to the other side.
03:30:38
So the
03:30:39
disc, if you just throw it straight, will naturally fly that way.
03:30:43
And then it's your responsibility then to potentially sometimes take that flight
03:30:47
path, modify it a little bit by turning the disc a little bit.
03:30:51
When you throw it to maximize that the swoops like you're saying,
03:30:54
how many turns it makes in the air before it lands because you're just
03:30:57
maximizing like a flight pattern by manipulating how the disc flies.
03:31:02
And and so this is like a good representation of what you're looking at
03:31:05
when you're going to throw a disc or when you're looking at thrown in the disc.
03:31:09
Is that red line shit right there? It's
03:31:18
yeah, that's about it.
03:31:19
That's. That's what I had expected to be normal.
03:31:21
It's almost like whatever it is and, ball golf hits its feet instead of yards
03:31:26
and not the players can hit it 500 yards.
03:31:29
It's a little bit different there, but the 300 yard to 300
03:31:32
feet seems
03:31:34
to equate a bit.
03:31:36
I'm between four and five under these.
03:31:40
What was that off that cliff shot
03:31:42
that you showed the No.
03:31:45
No. Or 400 feet of it was coasting down.
03:31:49
So this is they'll about his shot here.
03:31:51
It would be a little guy in distance records back in 1970
03:31:55
where the first ever record was held by this man Victor M.F.A..
03:31:59
It was fucking sweet.
03:32:01
Overall world Frisbee champion.
03:32:03
Oh, and he plays a fucking Frisbee Wood flute, Not the skin flute.
03:32:08
You know who is going to be an
03:32:12
hand?
03:32:12
And his greatest dream? You,
03:32:15
the thing where if you choose
03:32:18
to wear a knee pads to probably me.
03:32:21
No one ever.
03:32:23
Victor kicked off the list with a record throw of 275.
03:32:26
There you go. The record quickly changed hands.
03:32:29
And that same year to Bob May 75, 79 foot shot, this distance was ground
03:32:34
like, oh, they lost the of impact that whammo 1974 the rest of them flat
03:32:39
what do you throw 63 Firebird an eagle of Wham-O feet three
03:32:45
one day with the world's farthest still at the time of 375 feet.
03:32:49
They're all killed in
03:32:52
they're creeping all do that little extra 1982.
03:32:55
So that's what you're doing wrong.
03:32:56
You're not dancing in the games and little Fred Flintstone twinkle toes and shit
03:33:01
in the way you turn, you know, in the Year by Martin Sander
03:33:05
continuing the trend of a new record holder every year or two, the distance
03:33:09
continued to climb until 1995, when we all knew that little turn
03:33:13
left distance record for the next six years straight.
03:33:16
Sorry, I got a break and rolls even more.
03:33:19
This is what they're called.
03:33:20
This is what their golf reminds me of.
03:33:22
I mean, they're you drive.
03:33:24
Just keep your eye on the ball, Bonnie boy,
03:33:32
when I
03:33:32
remember that being way more so, I thought he danced and spun.
03:33:36
All right. Never mind.
03:33:37
Must be the mental defect.
03:33:39
No, it's fine, because there's definitely people that take too long
03:33:42
or these little shit which, Hey, I've heard the names
03:33:48
is just called to 256.
03:33:50
Is that what it said? Craft excuse?
03:33:52
And it shows the very one more time.
03:33:55
Oh, there it is.
03:33:56
Just got Stokely.
03:33:57
He threw a distance of 650.
03:33:59
I'm not sure if I like that.
03:34:01
Right. That's kind of it was dominance.
03:34:03
He went on to interview a professional with a throw of 693 feet,
03:34:08
I guess the distance record for six years either.
03:34:11
And yes, the tattoos are Scott's right.
03:34:14
One or two things.
03:34:15
Oh, shit.
03:34:16
I meant it that one or two things are real.
03:34:18
You need to love disc golf enough to tattooed on your hands
03:34:21
to be able to throw it 800 feet or 700 feet or throw on 700 feet
03:34:27
gives you the right to to tattoo disc golf on your hands.
03:34:30
I would say the only time you get to tattoo disc golf on your hands is when you you
03:34:36
set yourself up
03:34:37
to make money off of that and be set for life.
03:34:41
Is he?
03:34:43
I don't think that I don't know.
03:34:45
Maybe I was talking to another disc golfer about that.
03:34:47
Who what's the max money winner And it's not he clearly
03:34:51
has another job still,
03:34:55
the following year the record would be set
03:34:56
by Kristi Sandstrom from Sweden is Christian Sandstrom,
03:34:59
who earlier this year set a new distance record with a golf disc.
03:35:03
Christian You threw a golf.
03:35:05
This will go after 80 meters.
03:35:07
That's incredible.
03:35:08
What is he talking like this?
03:35:11
Did you hear
03:35:12
anything?
03:35:14
Yeah, that's true.
03:35:15
You would hold the record.
03:35:16
I take that back. That's true.
03:35:18
You know, lie.
03:35:19
This is David Wiggins, Junior throwing 800.
03:35:21
Oh, we just saw the record,
03:35:26
but he's, like, in the desert with the wind.
03:35:28
And she to
03:35:32
to fly this land.
03:35:33
Wiggins held the record for the next two years until the fucking salt flats
03:35:37
win behind his back again by Simon LaSalle in 2000.
03:35:41
I mean, it's so technically challenging.
03:35:43
That's right. Competition for Oh yeah. So they're doing the same thing.
03:35:46
They all know they're all coming to the desert.
03:35:47
The one guy figured it out and now they're all doing all right.
03:35:49
Yeah. Today, super strong.
03:35:52
It was like my first.
03:35:53
Oh, they're all doing the gay turn.
03:35:54
Maybe I need to add that to my repertoire, David.
03:35:57
Every one of them.
03:35:58
He claimed his spot at number one, but
03:36:01
there's going to be one person that doesn't.
03:36:03
Come on.
03:36:04
It was a little trance.
03:36:07
But keep in mind to the zero
03:36:10
40 mile to go was a let that wind.
03:36:14
Here's the graph we used at
03:36:16
the beginning of the video to show the world record back in 1983.
03:36:20
And this this is David Stern that still holds the record to this day.
03:36:25
And this is us.
03:36:27
But hey, not all of us can have a 45 mile power ride
03:36:32
with no trees
03:36:39
licensed by fans and like a little fagot
03:36:41
that you shouldn't wear and disc golf, would you ever ever get a chance
03:36:46
to have that straight of a shot without anything in the way?
03:36:50
Where? Why would you?
03:36:52
Why would you feel good about yourself knowing that?
03:36:55
Like, I would feel good.
03:36:58
I like to be the judge, you know?
03:37:00
How are you, though?
03:37:01
You know?
03:37:01
And yeah, how do you just pick the right?
03:37:06
But then I
03:37:06
would say I didn't cheat because the win is available to everyone.
03:37:09
There's no then like you
03:37:13
it now.
03:37:14
So there needs to be a little asterisks on course
03:37:18
sanction sanction when we
03:37:20
what to the PGA do that or it's got to be below
03:37:24
you know below five mile an hour wind otherwise it doesn't count.
03:37:27
Everyone's got to be somewhat fair.
03:37:29
Playing could be below and above
03:37:32
as above or below.
03:37:35
Oh, I didn't do that.
03:37:37
But honestly, if I can get this going, well,
03:37:41
let me see.
03:37:44
You're doing something to which I confess.
03:37:46
And grab a beer. No, not at all.
03:37:49
God damn.
03:37:54
Yeah.
03:37:55
I don't know what else I know.
03:37:56
You're not sure how to share the screen over there.
03:37:58
I thought the whole.
03:37:59
I thought the horoscope could have been a little more entertaining.
03:38:02
Unfortunately, it kind of fell flat.
03:38:03
But is anti horoscope.
03:38:05
I thought it'd be interesting to see what his fortune might be.
03:38:07
The horoscopes are kind of boring.
03:38:10
I'm way into horoscope to.
03:38:12
Yeah, I know it's stupid, which is why I like making fun of them.
03:38:14
But even even what his was wasn't even anything entertaining enough
03:38:18
to make fun of it. It was just stupid.
03:38:20
They're always the same.
03:38:25
All right, so what if I take this
03:38:31
and I'm going to stop sharing
03:38:35
and then I'm going to start sharing
03:38:38
Gary Stubbs watching City
03:38:42
and you do above or below.
03:38:47
All right.
03:38:48
You'll see the reason.
03:38:51
Pretty stupid
03:38:54
to watch this shit.
03:38:57
Here we go.
03:38:57
I mean, I mean, I will tomorrow, but.
03:39:00
Well, that's a lot of
03:39:03
who I'm here
03:39:09
we go.
03:39:10
Nowhere. I go.
03:39:13
No, you're
03:39:15
going to the
03:39:20
maybe I go and then boom on and
03:39:26
PowerPoint and
03:39:31
for size only.
03:39:32
Oh, you saw that ruin the whole thing.
03:39:36
No, I don't even way I can.
03:39:43
I can just switch it.
03:39:46
Or you can still be there, though.
03:39:48
You do stuff.
03:39:51
Load the puzzle. 13.
03:39:57
Okay.
03:39:58
There we go.
03:40:16
I thought the
03:40:20
this would have been more fun with you.
03:40:21
With Gary, actually. Here.
03:40:25
So it's going
03:40:29
to be super quick to
03:40:39
you know, I'm locked into this.
03:40:41
I'm locked into this now. I can't change anything.
03:40:43
Can I change this?
03:40:44
Maybe I can change this.
03:40:48
Really?
03:40:53
Well, I can't change anything.
03:41:03
Sounds like.
03:41:04
Sounds like George having a little bit of a pissing problem.
03:41:09
I hope that's not him person
03:41:10
because it's coming out in spurts and it's dangerous.
03:41:17
I'll make sure that he can put some of that.
03:41:28
Yeah.
03:41:32
So I suck at this cough, I suck at money
03:41:36
and I'm slowly but surely learning
03:41:37
how to do podcasting.
03:41:57
All right, so I'm supposed to play this
03:41:59
when Gary was here and I should do it again next time.
03:42:01
But I'm so excited, Right? I know.
03:42:03
I just want to do it now anyways,
03:42:04
because it's going to be super, super, super quick and simple.
03:42:09
So you know how to play the Wheel of Fortune, right?
03:42:12
I think my movie,
03:42:15
I'm not sure sure we're going to
03:42:17
we're going to spin the wheel because that's related to money.
03:42:20
This is use you're spinning
03:42:26
650 and you pick a letter.
03:42:30
The topic is fladge rants live.
03:42:34
Are are
03:42:37
there's no hours.
03:42:39
So then I will
03:42:42
I pick.
03:42:43
But since I know the thing, I'll just fake it.
03:42:49
500. I'm going to pick a Z.
03:42:51
Oh, there's no Z's. You turn,
03:42:54
you spin.
03:42:55
Okay, it doesn't matter because we're not really playing and you pick letter.
03:42:58
Yeah, there's a no no,
03:43:01
that's great
03:43:03
because I'm
03:43:05
sharing too much audio.
03:43:08
You say as yes.
03:43:11
Oh, there are two S's.
03:43:14
Did you want to spin again or solve the puzzle
03:43:16
over as blue? So.
03:43:23
Oh, so close.
03:43:25
Oh, the element.
03:43:28
How can the they
03:43:33
low for
03:43:36
now I got to turn this off.
03:43:37
So the echo steps
03:43:41
I'm sharing
03:43:42
there did the echo step should have stepped one.
03:43:46
Yes it did
03:43:51
No flat ramps there
03:43:53
at that sign was I didn't see that the whole time.
03:43:59
Oh I somehow muted you or you muted you.
03:44:01
What happened?
03:44:02
I'm here.
03:44:03
There.
03:44:04
Now here's my
03:44:06
number.
03:44:07
I'm here.
03:44:08
Is that like, smarter
03:44:11
words that become one?
03:44:16
You got nothing.
03:44:18
I'm too nervous about giving money advice because then when it goes wrong,
03:44:21
people blame you.
03:44:21
The same reason I used to recommend.
03:44:24
So I used to recommend hardware to people.
03:44:28
And then the hardware would change a bit and people would blame me somehow,
03:44:31
even though I had nothing to do with it. So
03:44:34
yeah, we deal with that sometimes and we always recommend, you know,
03:44:37
we always tell the customer, Hey, we're not 100% sure what your issue is.
03:44:41
It's either this, this or this.
03:44:43
We're to replace the cheapest part first.
03:44:46
There's a chance that that might not be what it is,
03:44:51
but sometimes you never know until you replace something.
03:44:54
You know, even if you get it an illegal SLA, people still have a shit fit
03:44:59
when it doesn't just snap your fingers, blink, blink, and it works
03:45:02
right
03:45:06
when it turns off.
03:45:08
Stop.
03:45:14
Maybe if I just closed the whole thing.
03:45:16
There we go.
03:45:17
Don't save.
03:45:21
What else?
03:45:22
Do you have anything else to share?
03:45:24
I'm trying to.
03:45:26
It's up there.
03:45:27
Oh, that the fails. I saw olfaction. It was
03:45:32
just.
03:45:32
Oh, I even idea.
03:45:33
Yeah Mythological hero who is
03:45:40
one of the bad guys and just follows the
03:45:43
but on the spot dice spin
03:45:47
in some on your body might get pooped.
03:45:52
Do you say penis Penis.
03:45:55
Please tell me it's penis.
03:45:57
Yes. So he's a perfect height for 1.5
03:46:01
to try him for three
03:46:05
names.
03:46:06
Something on your body that might get poor penis.
03:46:10
Penis.
03:46:17
That's a nipple.
03:46:19
Yeah.
03:46:22
So help me out.
03:46:26
Payments this football 200.
03:46:29
Your choice.
03:46:30
Do or don't name this play in which the quarterback runs the ball
03:46:35
and can choose to pitch it to another back.
03:46:40
It's an option play right
03:46:44
football 400.
03:46:45
I can tell you guys a big football fan
03:46:47
Tom Landry perfected the shotgun formation with this team.
03:46:51
I'm going to say it.
03:46:53
That's the
03:46:56
Dallas Cowboys.
03:46:57
You think we should go to commercial,
03:47:00
Brian? Take it down to 600. Okay. Bye.
03:47:02
Signaling for one of these
03:47:03
a returner can reel in a kick without fear of getting tackled
03:47:08
here. Get
03:47:11
fair Catch 200.
03:47:15
These penalties are simultaneous violations by the offense and defense
03:47:19
that cancel each other out
03:47:23
and they are called offsetting penalties.
03:47:25
Let's look at the thousand dollar clue just for the fun of it.
03:47:30
You me
03:47:32
as Minneapolis is US banks. It's a video.
03:47:34
Here's the whole Super Bowl 52.
03:47:36
I'm looking at the ring of honor with names from this defensive line.
03:47:40
They took the purple for balls.
03:47:44
If you guys ring in and get this one,
03:47:48
purple people eaters, maybe I will die
03:47:52
for Susan and here goes Pete.
03:47:54
He didn't tell Ryan was a problem.
03:47:56
Peter, would you like to be rescued by this man almost in the grocery store?
03:48:01
Game shows.
03:48:03
You listen. What?
03:48:04
First of all, we'll deal with you then. I don't understand the whole game.
03:48:06
I have a look.
03:48:07
That is guitar £100. Good.
03:48:12
It's British.
03:48:12
No, we don't have those. It.
03:48:14
We have no problem here.
03:48:15
Don't worry, fellows.
03:48:17
We've got a full shopping trolley there.
03:48:19
And David's holding a full box of goodies here.
03:48:22
Now these are what it chucks on the floor.
03:48:25
I didn't even Look, I have never,
03:48:27
ever seen anybody tear around with such speed and velocity.
03:48:30
But you know what happened? He checks all this off.
03:48:32
So we've had to deduct the penalties of these.
03:48:35
Take it off your shopping, which gives you, I'm afraid to say
03:48:39
your grand total day is £83.
03:48:41
But it's all right.
03:48:43
Is that
03:48:47
how many American dollars is £83?
03:48:51
$104.
03:48:53
$400.
03:48:57
Breaking news
03:49:01
and I'm not the
03:49:07
Grand Theft Auto six is
03:49:12
where the go debuts.
03:49:15
Early game launches in 2025,
03:49:19
Grand Theft Auto 60.
03:49:20
I've been writing Grand Theft Auto five for like the last ten plus years.
03:49:25
I thought, you're going to tell me
03:49:26
like people preordered it and shit and it got delayed till then.
03:49:29
I'd be like, No, no.
03:49:30
I think they were just coming out with it earlier or they're releasing shit
03:49:34
than anticipated.
03:49:36
The Grand Theft Auto five came out
03:49:39
for Xbox 360 and PlayStation three.
03:49:43
We're on PlayStation five right now, and there was a PlayStation five version
03:49:46
and people are still playing that game. They marketed that game so well.
03:49:49
It's one of the highest, if not the highest grossing video game ever.
03:49:54
And so they should if people are still buying it, why they switched everything.
03:49:58
They were online.
03:49:58
They kept doing a bunch of online updates and stuff.
03:50:01
And, you know, the pay to play type stuff.
03:50:04
People get pissed when I say it isn't businesses.
03:50:06
Only purpose is profit from,
03:50:08
you know, stake for the shareholder so they don't have to do good for gamers.
03:50:13
They have to do what's good for the shareholders.
03:50:14
Oh, there's a lot of cool stuff you can do with the online game
03:50:17
that you can't do in the regular story mode.
03:50:19
And there is it's it's interesting.
03:50:21
I'm not going to sit there and play a game and
03:50:25
try to be about money, I think.
03:50:26
I mean, you said they're on six or six is coming out.
03:50:29
They're coming out with six.
03:50:30
If I make five for like ten years, I'm sure I didn't play one.
03:50:34
I played whatever one was popular and cool, probably like two or three or what?
03:50:37
I don't remember.
03:50:39
Grand Theft Auto three was the big one because it went to a3d
03:50:44
Yeah.
03:50:45
Or was it was it the you said PlayStation one had a version.
03:50:49
No, they did, but it was top down.
03:50:52
Oh yes. I don't remember that one.
03:50:55
So yeah.
03:50:55
That's the only one I've ever played.
03:50:56
It's like the first or whatever.
03:50:58
The first
03:50:59
three is the one that was the first one was like third person perspective.
03:51:02
Yeah.
03:51:04
I now though, I mean berserk restricted to what it was top down.
03:51:08
It was fun with the driving force.
03:51:10
I played more granturismo at that time than I did that game.
03:51:14
And no granturismo at the time was
03:51:17
pretty.
03:51:19
I think it was useful for or 2 to 2 was
03:51:25
I bought whatever.
03:51:27
Not the newest, No, as long as that one came out not that long ago.
03:51:29
But I bought the Granturismo, whichever one it is.
03:51:33
But main reason was because it had a VR thing on it and it's pretty entertaining.
03:51:38
But man, there we are. I can only use for so long.
03:51:41
I start getting like motion sickness and like hot and shit and it's just like.
03:51:45
It's like, takes a lot out of you for some reason, like a
03:51:48
diorama and a 60, 60, whatever inch TV.
03:51:51
My son was playing Call of Duty and walked in.
03:51:54
I watched for about 5 minutes and I was like seasick and felt throwing
03:51:58
up like the next
03:52:00
like I got to play games that are more stationary sitting.
03:52:02
If I hit man, I loved playing the game hit man, and there's a VR game for it.
03:52:07
But like, I can only play for so long before I just like running around
03:52:11
in this business scope mostly Pittman is.
03:52:14
It's just you run around and you run around first person perspective.
03:52:18
You see your hands and you open doors and you can punch people
03:52:21
and whatever and do different shit, shoot whatever video game.
03:52:25
So I tried to find a game, a retro game over.
03:52:29
Mario Just because he collects coins was,
03:52:35
well, that's the wrong coin.
03:52:36
So then boom, boom, boom.
03:52:38
The fuck I need the Italian in coins. So
03:52:45
the fuck is going on and
03:52:49
right over here
03:52:52
there is.
03:52:59
It's not there.
03:53:01
I don't see it.
03:53:02
I always did have a sweet spot for.
03:53:07
Yeah, we know what your sweet spots are for.
03:53:08
We don't need to get there.
03:53:10
And I say Mario one but Mario two I always had kind of a little
03:53:15
sweet spot.
03:53:16
Mario It's nice that you're talking.
03:53:18
Mario So when you say that I'm so old, I remember the original Mario Brothers
03:53:22
before Super.
03:53:24
There was a mario Brothers.
03:53:25
Before it was Super Mario Brothers.
03:53:27
But you mean Super Mario Brothers, too?
03:53:30
Not Mario Brothers, too.
03:53:33
Sure.
03:53:34
You get really disappointed when somebody gets you Mario Brothers.
03:53:37
And if you're expecting Super Mario Brothers,
03:53:40
I forget how to play the sucking game.
03:53:43
One of the buttons got in there and that wasn't working earlier.
03:53:46
There's only one button jump
03:53:49
away and fire and
03:53:51
fire should be fire once you get it.
03:53:54
Oh, unless it's too late.
03:53:55
I think there might even be, like, a fly eventually. Right.
03:53:58
Can you fly in two or is that three or four?
03:54:00
The three three is
03:54:02
probably one of my favorites.
03:54:05
Two is very underrated.
03:54:06
This is like a totally different game than the thin one I get.
03:54:11
So see, being that tiny bit older, I don't.
03:54:14
I never played too much.
03:54:15
Mario Brothers.
03:54:18
Well, we'll go to one
03:54:19
and I definitely remember one.
03:54:23
I've watched people solve.
03:54:24
I watched my friend Tim solve solve it repeatedly on one quarter
03:54:28
from beginning to end, play the whole game run or mostly.
03:54:32
Yeah, but whatever, whatever he had to do, he he did it
03:54:43
Got no sound but it doesn't matter.
03:54:45
Yeah. No
03:54:48
bling bling bling bling bling bling.
03:54:52
Go down, down on
03:54:55
down on that one.
03:54:57
No, you're not going to.
03:54:59
Yeah. There you go. Oh, that's the one.
03:55:01
You do, do do do do do do do do do do do.
03:55:04
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo boop boop boop
03:55:07
boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop, boop, boop.
03:55:11
You actually are almost a rhythm, a really root
03:55:15
doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo Pee wee wee, wee wee.
03:55:18
You boop boop boop.
03:55:22
I don't know sound, sound boy. Oh,
03:55:28
bling bling bling.
03:55:31
Oh, what a failure. Fucking.
03:55:33
Wah, wah, wah, wah.
03:55:37
De de de de de de de de de de
03:55:42
Do no fireworks.
03:55:45
Fuck you.
03:55:48
Doo doo doo.
03:55:50
That's about when I'm going to play retro games.
03:55:51
And I put Super Mario on. That's about as much as I play.
03:55:54
And I think, Oh yeah, I remember this So level to this was classic to first you
03:55:59
I guess the mean you got to see the first you can you really get fire power.
03:56:05
Yeah but then you're going to get nicked and it's going to go back
03:56:07
down to some asshole Hyde Zoomer
03:56:11
I like the swimming ones too.
03:56:13
Those are fun.
03:56:14
There they were.
03:56:15
Yes and no. They tend to be little grating.
03:56:18
Then maybe
03:56:20
just selfishly pace them out.
03:56:23
Like, can you just sit there and wait for them to poop?
03:56:32
I want to say the
03:56:34
Pacman is one of the games that's completely scripted.
03:56:36
The ghost going the exact positions.
03:56:38
Every time there chasing you.
03:56:41
Really?
03:56:42
But yeah.
03:56:43
Oh, shoot.
03:56:43
The reason that just
03:56:45
Miss Pacman was the first one where the ghosts were actually smart.
03:56:49
There was a story where
03:56:54
there was a story that I did
03:56:56
not choose as it wasn't that exciting thing to do to
03:57:01
the game. Press your luck.
03:57:03
No, wait, wait.
03:57:04
There's a there's a standard.
03:57:06
There's a standard for videos. I didn't realize that.
03:57:08
No, I'm trying to get better at something.
03:57:12
It was great to.
03:57:12
Know where it is? Yeah. Yeah,
03:57:15
I love that.
03:57:15
So I used to.
03:57:16
I always find that showing when I was a kid in a hotel.
03:57:18
I used to love it. Yeah, it was so.
03:57:21
But I think it was because of that little cartoon characters is all that
03:57:25
now there's.
03:57:26
I don't watch no game shows with no woman hosting
03:57:29
it or watching no women.
03:57:33
There's no women, no studio game shows, no right,
03:57:36
No watch, No more The dude on the original press your work.
03:57:40
Listen to me.
03:57:41
There's no game shows.
03:57:45
He no women.
03:57:46
You know the guy.
03:57:47
I can see the guy. He's really short.
03:57:50
He looks like a cartoon.
03:57:52
He knows what.
03:57:55
So he a host.
03:57:59
Peter Hi, Mark and Peter.
03:58:01
Peter Tamarkin
03:58:04
a great guy.
03:58:06
So the guy the contestant was
03:58:10
his old professor.
03:58:11
Look, full screen there.
03:58:13
Watched it home all the time and was it's
03:58:17
figured out that there was a patterning to how the shirt was selected
03:58:23
and he memorizes patterning and he was confident enough
03:58:25
that he could frickin figure it out in the game show.
03:58:29
And so he spent like his last
03:58:32
somewhat money,
03:58:33
not all of it, but, you know, in that much money,
03:58:36
went to get a ticket, got on the show
03:58:38
and ended up winning the most amount money anyone's ever won on that show.
03:58:41
And he keeps hitting like all the good shit.
03:58:44
And they found out that he was doing it and
03:58:49
I don't know if he got in trouble.
03:58:52
I can't remember that aspect if he got in trouble fully or not
03:58:56
cheating on a game show,
03:58:59
I know if that's cheating, just remember in memorizing their life pattern
03:59:02
and hitting a button at the time that like you're just playing within there.
03:59:07
Yeah, I guess they do.
03:59:09
They're to change the price is right because somebody figured out,
03:59:12
you know, he memorized every price all the time
03:59:17
he won He's I think he's biggest winner.
03:59:20
But afterwards they realized that they had to shake up the products.
03:59:24
They couldn't keep recycling because I guess up until they were using old ones,
03:59:28
the were a few years ago for the during the season, during a price season
03:59:30
or whatever, they would recycle products all the time.
03:59:34
Like there was only like 100 products and they needed to fill like thousands.
03:59:36
But I don't I make no gotcha.
03:59:38
So the guy would just watch past shows and make little databases and memorize it.
03:59:43
And he knew that the price of the penny he never, ever lost.
03:59:46
He won every every everything.
03:59:53
It sounds like Michigan,
03:59:54
preparing Michigan football, preparing for their play, their next game.
03:59:59
I don't know science yet.
04:00:01
I understand if it's a written down rule, they're breaking the rule of cheating.
04:00:04
But I don't think sign stealing should be against the rules.
04:00:07
If you're able to manipulate and prepare I mean, what fine line
04:00:11
does scouting become
04:00:14
illegal?
04:00:14
I mean, if you can do it and put it in an algorithm
04:00:16
and manipulate it with technology, I say more power to you know what it means.
04:00:20
You have to change your entire coaching
04:00:21
philosophy, your entire coaching plays and all that, you know, every week.
04:00:25
Otherwise you risk somebody cheating and learning them.
04:00:29
That's a once Shame on you twice.
04:00:30
Shame on me.
04:00:31
I couldn't be like, I'm never going to just complain and be like,
04:00:33
Oh, well, I guess they cheated.
04:00:35
You have to assume that everybody's cheating and prepare for it,
04:00:39
otherwise you're going to end up being like Napoleon.
04:00:43
I have no idea what that reference meant
04:00:46
when you said, Where do you get it from?
04:00:48
What I come to mind, I don't know.
04:00:52
I'm trying to think I was trying
04:00:53
to think of a Seinfeld reference because I don't believe that
04:00:54
there has not been one that I'm aware of yet.
04:00:58
Well, in trying to find
04:00:59
the one that I'm in, in trying to find, I didn't want to really play this one
04:01:04
because it's all captioned, because it's a different
04:01:09
it's a different country.
04:01:11
Whoops.
04:01:13
Well, Echo, all I see is me.
04:01:16
So it's just captioned yeah, I'm getting off
04:01:20
of the motor stage.
04:01:23
I love the water stains.
04:01:24
You got to constantly hit that button and float.
04:01:28
Can't just walk.
04:01:29
This is all captioned, so you may not prove what happened.
04:01:33
I lost it.
04:01:33
I got nothing.
04:01:34
I didn't give you anything.
04:01:35
Hold on. What's going on here?
04:01:37
I got nothing.
04:01:38
Just sharing a window.
04:01:39
No shirt, no shirt. Asking a fucking window.
04:01:42
Just trying to be polite, man.
04:01:44
Don't criticize the video Ninja.
04:01:47
Yeah.
04:01:47
See all the credit? Yeah.
04:01:48
I mean, so this is happening.
04:01:50
This lady is on this show.
04:01:54
So because in a foreign language, all free coding, I'll stop interrupting them.
04:01:58
You know, you're funny.
04:01:59
Video video ninja still, Steve, the guy the code is amazing.
04:02:03
You can, like text him and just talk to him on Discord
04:02:05
almost every day any day and he'll, like, fix it or respond immediately.
04:02:09
I'll talk to him
04:02:10
because he could be my
04:02:12
current 1586.
04:02:14
Yeah, right. Can we get him on the show?
04:02:17
Oh yeah, that probably probably hurt.
04:02:22
All right, so
04:02:24
there's these nine back here,
04:02:27
and I don't know what exactly the premise of the show is
04:02:29
and how you get there, but you choose one and then there's like, a prize.
04:02:32
There's like a prize in there, right? For.
04:02:36
Yeah, but it's funny.
04:02:37
It's worth it because I thought it was stupid,
04:02:39
but it's worth the time because this lady is ridiculous and
04:02:44
I used to speak out loud, but
04:02:53
I collect your winner.
04:02:56
Look at the relevancy for everything online.
04:03:00
K according to
04:03:03
the infinite order.
04:03:04
Oh, no. Remember?
04:03:07
And she's sure right
04:03:09
for the B ailments of all true.
04:03:11
The five five yet you chose five
04:03:15
so Tory are going to miss and take number five.
04:03:19
Are you sure she's going to happen?
04:03:21
I've not seen the
04:03:23
two guys
04:03:24
using the debris board side ball.
04:03:29
All the hope
04:03:31
they were just
04:03:34
to crazy to
04:03:38
to go down here and I started for her
04:03:41
you know
04:03:45
for cash you council on me
04:03:51
you're
04:03:53
done shipping okay now
04:03:58
board the Salto and all
04:04:02
you need to do to get outside
04:04:05
to go down
04:04:10
from the will to get the day through.
04:04:14
What's it going the take I guess
04:04:17
this be the bad
04:04:20
boy, you said.
04:04:21
I don't know that they need some traveling fomented some sort of detour had to
04:04:26
I need be stress on a trip I never did it you for stress
04:04:31
I think this is
04:04:34
the only mind I can
04:04:38
give it to Max.
04:04:40
That's a concern.
04:04:41
Now, my kids, I must mid-teens max is like I'm out.
04:04:44
Both you
04:04:46
and what do you do me and see how it works.
04:04:53
And y'all need to answer
04:04:56
something I tried to find.
04:04:58
There's a video without the captions, but the shit's fucking hilarious.
04:05:02
He should have. She wants me.
04:05:04
I don't talk to no women.
04:05:06
Yeah, I don't listen to.
04:05:07
No, even I was just tell them to shut up.
04:05:10
Fuck, man.
04:05:13
He clearly clearly said you picked out over five.
04:05:16
Is that your final answer, so to speak? I'm paraphrasing.
04:05:18
She said. Yeah. And then they open the door.
04:05:21
I just know what
04:05:24
I was at the actual Lions Steelers game.
04:05:27
They called.
04:05:27
They're the the coin toss game with Jerome Bettis.
04:05:30
He was for the Steelers.
04:05:31
They clipped they flipped the coin and he kind of went tears.
04:05:35
And then he's like, I called heads and they're like you said, tails.
04:05:39
Yeah. And it was do people still talk about it today?
04:05:41
So they change the rules to simply fixing one another.
04:05:45
They go from this is heads, this is tails.
04:05:46
What is your call?
04:05:47
You called heads.
04:05:48
Now they go to the other team and they go, what did he call?
04:05:51
And the other team goes, heads.
04:05:53
Then they flip the coin.
04:05:54
Like problem solution is simple.
04:05:58
It's like surgery where it's like I'm getting surgery.
04:06:00
And they did that.
04:06:02
You did that was a draw on the knee that you
04:06:06
right? Yes.
04:06:07
I will sue you do not do not operate
04:06:12
you'll have for your testicles with you.
04:06:14
I think they take long testicles.
04:06:16
Yeah.
04:06:18
Yeah. How do you draw on your own testicle?
04:06:20
Or worse, you go in for a knee operation, know they take the testicle
04:06:25
press, you look
04:06:28
well. Yeah, I got him.
04:06:28
Sorry, I got that. Okay, good.
04:06:31
Because I thought I had it in my history.
04:06:32
It should have been here, but sometimes it's weird how certain she was, actually.
04:06:35
Which one?
04:06:36
All I have is his name, Peter. To Marcus. And what am I?
04:06:38
Is it a question?
04:06:41
Yeah, there was, like, just a video of him with an ass on the show.
04:06:47
I know it's not fair, but I'll put Cheater in.
04:06:49
It will come right up.
04:06:50
What was his name?
04:06:51
Oh, yeah. You see Michael Larson?
04:06:56
Yeah.
04:06:56
You have no idea.
04:06:59
Yeah.
04:07:01
And was determined to deny payment to someone who was in there.
04:07:04
I a cheater.
04:07:06
Virtually every department head and I and
04:07:11
while the big board on is present day
04:07:13
revival is completely random thanks to modern technology,
04:07:16
the 1984 Big Board only had five patterns built into it well.
04:07:21
This was hardly widespread public knowledge.
04:07:23
Larson studied the footage of the show with the help of
04:07:28
and we discovered
04:07:29
and memorize all these patterns.
04:07:32
He then found a way to get out to Los Angeles.
04:07:34
It's weird,
04:07:36
I swear that when I watched the show I would wreck
04:07:39
and I'm like, Look, it always goes corner due to do a corner due to do.
04:07:42
I mean, I didn't I didn't realize there was only five patterns I didn't map.
04:07:45
I'm not going to sit there like a psychopath. I'm like, right.
04:07:48
I sure as hell no. I'm like, wow.
04:07:49
But I would wait.
04:07:50
I'm like, Next time do because that in my mind, I'm going to hit it.
04:07:53
Of course, you know, they would already stop it
04:07:54
before it got to the fifth cycle or whatever, right?
04:07:56
Yeah, Yeah.
04:07:58
And relief.
04:07:59
CBS $110,257.
04:08:03
He didn't win over a quarter he relieved them of it
04:08:05
4 million when you account for inflation.
04:08:08
Larson recognized that way.
04:08:10
I mean there's a lot easier than you counted.
04:08:12
And he squares a contestant an additional
04:08:17
What's that so I
04:08:19
know I just made it don't out about inflation
04:08:21
because he was like equating the amount of money to today's standards
04:08:25
which who gives fuck
04:08:27
about that part of the story is what matters.
04:08:30
Yeah they want to blow your mind away even more, though, because it would have
04:08:33
been, you know, millions Spin of the big board right there.
04:08:37
Theoretically, the sky is the limit, meaning Larson was able to keep going
04:08:41
as long as he wanted, provided he didn't hit a whammy
04:08:44
which would have reduced his score back to $0.
04:08:47
And two.
04:08:47
Okay, I got as a percussionist, as a rhythm person,
04:08:51
so I'm really fucking good at that David Buzzer
04:08:53
game with the light that spins around and you just have to stop it
04:08:57
a little bit to the right.
04:08:58
Yeah, I can hit it a lot.
04:09:00
So his skill, if what I'm going to hear because I've never heard this before.
04:09:03
So he memorized the pattern, but he still has to stop it every time.
04:09:07
Like if he misses by one, you know, timing.
04:09:09
Yeah.
04:09:10
So even the timing alone and how fast this light is going is pretty insane
04:09:14
to, to hit it because especially to play that strategy
04:09:17
because if he's going on and on and on he misses or can you lose.
04:09:20
Yeah, you can lose it.
04:09:21
All right. You can go bankrupt in one wrong square.
04:09:23
You've got to do three.
04:09:25
There's like three whammy. He's I think,
04:09:27
you know,
04:09:27
maybe there's a press your game in my library of games here
04:09:31
to than number two comes on here 212 1944
04:09:38
that Simon game between people I used to I used to kick ass at Simon
04:09:43
I bet you this guy could do that
04:09:46
So that's what he did There was this pizza place that was a little Caesars at North
04:09:51
and they had this little Simon says game and could win
04:09:55
something if you beat the game either if you did that or easiest here,
04:09:59
you could win a pop.
04:10:00
You could win some breadsticks for the pizza.
04:10:02
Every time I we'd order pizza and wait for it, I'd sit there
04:10:06
and play that game and I'd walk away every time with breadsticks or a pop.
04:10:09
I got the pizza one time.
04:10:10
Like it wasn't that difficult to do.
04:10:13
Yeah, I think I remember that.
04:10:16
Lots of pizza may have had that.
04:10:18
I remember it was a little Caesars, for instance, whatever lots of fun went.
04:10:23
Not good for business.
04:10:24
There is not a prince.
04:10:25
You're looking on my line where this is bullshit.
04:10:28
Nowadays they only want people to come into the facility.
04:10:30
Just go through a little window. It's fine.
04:10:32
I know.
04:10:33
Order online and leaves the fuck alone.
04:10:39
But the strategy was pretty obvious.
04:10:42
It memorized it and picked them up the center.
04:10:47
I remember them cheating too.
04:10:48
I remember this.
04:10:49
Yeah. Here. This is better footage.
04:10:52
I thought the video had the footage in there, but
04:11:01
that one I just popped in here.
04:11:03
Oh, in the.
04:11:04
In the.
04:11:05
Yes, I just copy the title.
04:11:09
I don't think that'll work, but I'll try to do the title
04:11:15
if it works.
04:11:17
I got one more of Let me through.
04:11:21
You got it.
04:11:21
I got a funeral. God,
04:11:24
I should say that I need You spoke to me.
04:11:26
I love that fucking one.
04:11:28
That one. As clergy with the.
04:11:31
With the stupid fucking person about God
04:11:35
said nothing with her life, and she's just hoping that God tells her what to do.
04:11:39
And it's like it's 70 years later.
04:11:40
Still waiting on Governor to tell you what to do.
04:11:44
Maybe God talks through Gary.
04:11:46
Who knows?
04:11:49
I'm God talks through it all.
04:11:50
I don't.
04:11:51
If God existed, he wouldn't care if you were atheist or not, I'll tell you that.
04:11:55
I always said he's not going to be like mad at me for like not in 100% knowing
04:12:01
what's right and what's wrong when it comes to
04:12:03
what to believe in because there's so much bullshit going on.
04:12:05
You think giving the son of a bitch you understand?
04:12:08
Principle is all that matters.
04:12:09
Be a good person.
04:12:10
Generally, it's also quite a paradox that it all, knowing I'm omnipotent,
04:12:15
God would present weird cryptic riddles for everything.
04:12:19
Yeah.
04:12:20
So I'm a weird.
04:12:22
Come on, Big bucks.
04:12:24
Big bucks.
04:12:26
I'm going. Stop.
04:12:28
He got out of
04:12:33
wait is not
04:12:34
yet seething.
04:12:35
He did it. It's a fake them or do you think?
04:12:38
Yeah, I'm going to get to three.
04:12:40
It's more.
04:12:42
You need lots of money.
04:12:45
Come on, go.
04:12:48
Got 150?
04:12:51
Got it.
04:12:53
They were saying in the video, the manner of them was being like,
04:12:57
who knows before he even hits the button that he did something good.
04:13:00
You can see in his face, I can see him like counting it
04:13:04
with his eyes and teeth
04:13:07
for $1,000 on his face.
04:13:09
Like like a trick.
04:13:11
I don't know if other drummers do it, but I used to start by clicking my teeth.
04:13:14
But then it got so complex I used to have to run my tongue
04:13:17
behind my teeth for certain, and I can actually in my head I'm always like,
04:13:21
I can see
04:13:23
Michael's going to yell you.
04:13:24
He just you really get it right.
04:13:27
He probably could have gotten away with it if he didn't get high dollar amounts.
04:13:31
Every single time we pick some over dollar amounts to kind of mix it in there.
04:13:35
But I don't know how that would be.
04:13:36
I remember I just played your game.
04:13:39
This is like, I can't believe and I guess this looks like it's like eighties.
04:13:44
So I'm going, I just can't believe they even randomize it to a bigger
04:13:48
load.
04:13:49
The technology probably wasn't there to fucking randomize it that much.
04:13:52
I don't know.
04:13:52
You think that
04:13:52
they would still be leery of it, Change it every couple games or something?
04:13:56
Yeah.
04:13:58
And one of like ten patterns that we're
04:14:01
always looking for more big bucks.
04:14:03
Stop a thousand.
04:14:08
Stop, Stop it.
04:14:08
Kawaii the guy behind the curtain from The Wizard of Oz.
04:14:12
That's who he reminds me of.
04:14:15
Right now you're looking at 1066
04:14:18
talking on the line
04:14:21
with you barely holding a Tulsi.
04:14:24
Is there
04:14:25
a Wizard of Oz or a welcome
04:14:29
change to right now I'm in 510.
04:14:32
Okay, you know what I would lower?
04:14:34
He gets the free spins. That's what they were.
04:14:35
They they mentioned in the one video he was doing,
04:14:37
the ones with the three spins attached to that at night.
04:14:40
Yeah. This
04:14:41
is there a clause you can't keep.
04:14:43
So he could just keep going.
04:14:45
Keep going and keep going.
04:14:46
Like at what point are they like,
04:14:50
we're going to have to finish this show.
04:14:51
No, they're in the audience. They're talking,
04:14:55
you know, it's
04:14:57
like if a genie pops up and asks for you for three wishes, can't last.
04:15:00
Wish be for three more wishes. Yes.
04:15:04
Another limit in the grandmother doing that.
04:15:07
Yeah,
04:15:12
why not?
04:15:13
Why not just one more than 100 more lamp.
04:15:15
Oh, he's count in there. See.
04:15:18
Oh that's all he had.
04:15:19
Start over.
04:15:19
That's like they got something long time.
04:15:22
Yeah. He's been 100%.
04:15:24
100%.
04:15:25
I swear he's counting with the back of his teeth.
04:15:26
Because in your head, if you're like, imagine, try, go on in your head.
04:15:29
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven. One, two, three, four, five, six.
04:15:31
I've already, like, stumbled and fucked up trying to keep track, but
04:15:34
if you pick a certain road teeth or a certain amount of teeth, you can.
04:15:39
He had to go down in
04:15:42
my 36,080 milligrams or less.
04:15:47
Be Not look behind the curtain.
04:15:50
Stop. Stop picking for 30 to 50.
04:15:52
5000.
04:15:53
It's better. $2,000, Mike. 2250, 2250.
04:15:56
You got it.
04:15:57
Like 48
04:16:00
The make episode.
04:16:03
Oh 13
04:16:05
back at seven here
04:16:12
and I think they 35i think they explained it to
04:16:16
where the why we call for big prizes might change more random.
04:16:20
It was the whammy that keeps going in the way I mean the lights keep going
04:16:24
in the same spot.
04:16:26
$32,003
04:16:31
five seven 520 something.
04:16:36
Sit there and memorize that.
04:16:38
You know where that would go?
04:16:40
Oh, right there.
04:16:41
He was actually counting. He was mouthing numbers.
04:16:43
Watch his lips.
04:16:44
You can actually see him mouthing the numbers
04:16:48
out there.
04:16:49
And then and the next one is in the room.
04:16:53
He's unbelievable.
04:16:55
Oh, Michael,
04:16:58
stop.
04:16:59
Maybe now.
04:17:00
Maybe he was just breathing.
04:17:01
I thought I saw four or five. Oh,
04:17:04
yeah.
04:17:05
You could definitely tell you like, thinking.
04:17:08
Stop, stop it. Seven.
04:17:10
He's not just randomly pushing.
04:17:12
He's hear this very.
04:17:14
But I hear the show's reaction.
04:17:16
601 Wow.
04:17:19
3000.
04:17:20
And they're like, Oh, no, we're going to lose.
04:17:23
We're to have to go.
04:17:25
We're going to lose all our money.
04:17:26
You are crashing your right now.
04:17:30
The the host doesn't have like he doesn't know anything to do with the script.
04:17:34
He's like, well, you're really pressing your luck in his mind.
04:17:36
Like, why isn't he going, Hey, something smells fishy here.
04:17:39
Well, I don't know if he like like because they don't have, I'm sure, earpieces
04:17:44
or anything when somebody's backstage telling them like, hey, you know.
04:17:47
Yeah five won and he's again
04:17:55
for the
04:17:59
game Michael's going again and got it You know what that means?
04:18:04
You know you have over 35,000.
04:18:06
Not any more.
04:18:08
You do.
04:18:09
What are you going to do?
04:18:11
I get
04:18:13
on both believable Michael
04:18:16
Like he could just like going and keep going.
04:18:21
Yeah.
04:18:21
He's you know, because it's like $80,000 a member of the old video game.
04:18:27
Go to old pinball machines where you'd actually flip the.
04:18:32
I remember I know it was asteroids or one of those games.
04:18:34
You would actually count how many times you'd flip it.
04:18:36
He's got his close to losing the places in their little podium there.
04:18:41
When you left the room, they only have five digits.
04:18:46
Yeah.
04:18:47
Once he gets to 100,000, they're going to have to put little like your calculator.
04:18:50
It's just going to say time without a
04:18:54
paper one next to remember.
04:18:57
You're going to press again.
04:18:59
Oh, big bucks like this episode can take forever
04:19:04
30 600 they did is 4000 It's
04:19:10
fascinating.
04:19:10
Still 90,040.
04:19:14
Oh, we've got to go again.
04:19:16
Michael's going again.
04:19:17
Oh, is he going in now?
04:19:19
Is he going to have
04:19:21
anything like this?
04:19:23
What of the Sophia's Is this one ruined the show?
04:19:27
Is that why this went off the air?
04:19:29
It's still on the air.
04:19:31
I think it was.
04:19:33
I think my browser, like, was waiting later than that was luck.
04:19:36
Be a lady for a thousand.
04:19:38
Yeah.
04:19:38
This is the one I
04:19:39
But it was really, I think a Zealand
04:19:46
can hear a pin drop thing matters a little more than they were, but maybe not.
04:19:50
Okay so I notice patterns a lot mean
04:19:54
he's picking the same two squares almost every time.
04:19:56
And though this one more than any other than
04:19:59
the square square that just lit up, he's stopping on more and
04:20:03
and he's still as the host I would be like,
04:20:06
okay, second time our technical difficulties
04:20:10
I'm probably like on the phone with ended with the engineers and shit
04:20:12
going like hey what the fuck is going on Like
04:20:17
I'm sure they're discussing it
04:20:18
backstage, like rapidly like e for, you know,
04:20:22
you keep snapping on that same one person.
04:20:25
I Can't believe I didn't notice that, you know.
04:20:28
Oh, he passed.
04:20:28
Oh, he broke it.
04:20:29
They got rid of the dollar sign.
04:20:32
Well, they did. That's how they fixed it.
04:20:34
Somebody was better.
04:20:35
Producers like, Oh, yeah,
04:20:37
you can do it at 4080.
04:20:43
And you could tell that's what he was waiting for to quit
04:20:46
or to pass that you know Susie hit 100 he passed
04:20:50
also I think this house is also thinking like, I want to fucking lose my job.
04:20:54
Okay?
04:20:55
Because like,
04:20:55
they're going to shut the show down
04:20:57
and this guy keeps talking
04:20:58
to spending more money, more money, and we're not going to have the money to pay.
04:21:00
It is hard for me to spend
04:21:05
4051 on the line
04:21:11
stop at 750, and that's the other one.
04:21:13
The lights that used to be always those two side one and take the fourth
04:21:18
on the top or the middle on the right every time.
04:21:22
Okay. Trip to the Bahamas. Yeah.
04:21:24
I wonder how you counted how how long
04:21:27
that light is on the thing before the skip supplements on Florida time.
04:21:33
Here they come. 2093, 85. Come on.
04:21:36
You got a long way to go.
04:21:37
Come on.
04:21:38
It's like it's going, like, three times a second.
04:21:40
Do you ever give a beat calculator?
04:21:43
Are you going to hear tap, Tap on?
04:21:46
So tap on.
04:21:48
It's like, do do do do do do do do do do do, do do.
04:21:53
You kind of want to seem like but it look the same kind of counted
04:21:56
three changes every so there'll be three times 6180 beats 180 times a minute.
04:22:03
It's another verse in in order to stay in this game.
04:22:07
Oh it's not that fast at all.
04:22:08
That's why he's doing it. Every time I'm telling you rhyme.
04:22:11
There's like 100 of those light bulbs on the David Buster game.
04:22:15
I'm going to hold on to that.
04:22:16
Yeah, Let's go. There's like, a millisecond.
04:22:21
Stop it.
04:22:21
And that's the rules.
04:22:22
What is it?
04:22:26
Wait for? They actually made her spin.
04:22:28
She had to win a hundred grand to match them. And then one last bingo.
04:22:31
She was kind of confused what that was. She had.
04:22:33
She got one more chance to keep going.
04:22:36
She either it out or kept her.
04:22:39
She could have kept getting one more spin until a hundred grand like he did.
04:22:42
But she didn't.
04:22:43
And then on the next breath,
04:22:46
tell you he was ready to cheer like,
04:22:48
and now will be back
04:22:52
to bat for.
04:22:55
Well, fuck you, CBS.
04:22:59
Oh, so he didn't get the money then That previous ones
04:23:01
say that they in the sun in here all of the
04:23:03
Yeah we they probably that's they were saying he got disqualified
04:23:07
because that that occurred he meant eventually.
04:23:10
Yeah that's just bad publicity it's just so they thought
04:23:14
maybe he cheated like it was in cahoots with someone backstage and.
04:23:18
Then once they realized that he just figured out the algorithm,
04:23:21
they couldn't do anything about it, probably.
04:23:25
And I wouldn't. It.
04:23:26
You know, he had no business or telling him how he did it.
04:23:29
Let them know. Yeah. Yeah, right.
04:23:32
Unless you want to clear your name and say, hey, I want to see like,
04:23:35
I didn't cheat outwardly, I just knew this like.
04:23:38
Like the Price is right guy that did it.
04:23:41
I think he did it like five separate times
04:23:45
before, you know, he did it several times before.
04:23:47
Figured it out. Prices right? Yeah.
04:23:50
Yeah the price is right guy that memorized the prices on the shows before.
04:23:54
Oh yes you mentioned that earlier So sorry.
04:23:57
No, don't, don't apologize.
04:23:58
I don't remember shit either.
04:24:01
Well,
04:24:03
there's only one where There's only one.
04:24:04
We're right. I was wrong. I apologize.
04:24:07
That needs to apologize around here for
04:24:11
his apology was for a lot more than he freaking.
04:24:16
But no, I'm sorry.
04:24:20
One of those offensive words he
04:24:23
virtuous.
04:24:25
Let's check our word.
04:24:27
Withdraw your apology or.
04:24:32
All right.
04:24:33
Well, fine.
04:24:33
Michael thinking he cheated.
04:24:35
Well, fuck them.
04:24:37
But they didn't. He got to.
04:24:39
He he got paid.
04:24:43
So game shows last.
04:24:45
There's a game. You just end like.
04:24:47
I'm confused on how that game showed how and now I think you get to go.
04:24:51
You get to go fight the super whammy
04:24:53
or whatever with a lightning style round to make even more money. But
04:24:57
I don't think it's a I don't
04:24:59
think it's a wheel like that
04:25:03
so you know just you know
04:25:04
the on will you want to
04:25:08
you know tell it
04:25:13
in. I don't hear it
04:25:15
I filter
04:25:18
if it's I don't know I don't.
04:25:28
Yeah my mom.
04:25:43
Okay then uh
04:25:45
that's everything on my list man.
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Pretty much
04:25:50
what you can see my list.
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Yeah,
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it's all in my head, so that's frightening.
04:25:58
I saw your list,
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and I saw you checking it twice as I go.
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How many of those do we.
04:26:05
December 5th, Reduced or so.
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Just.
04:26:10
It's one, two, three Shows
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from now will be on Christmas Day.
04:26:17
That's weird.
04:26:19
It's weird how the days shift because there's not a
04:26:23
multiple of seven in the year.
04:26:25
It's not that weird,
04:26:28
but I think
04:26:29
I think the date shifts one day since came up one day. So
04:26:34
Christmas in general, I meant that just the 25th
04:26:36
better gave no, no, the Christmas holiday more than your calendar,
04:26:40
which is why we say ABC and 80, because they invented it.
04:26:44
It's a calendar. Calendar.
04:26:46
I use the schedule, the show.
04:26:47
That's all that matters to me. Yeah.
04:26:50
So thank you.
04:26:52
Are you going to be available on the night of the 25th.
04:26:56
Yeah, actually,
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probably.
04:27:02
Yeah, probably.
04:27:03
Definitely for sure.
04:27:05
You know, when people say I'm 99.9% sure, do you know what the definition
04:27:09
of that is?
04:27:09
I means you have no fucking idea at this point, which is fine.
04:27:12
Right.
04:27:13
So the day after Christmas,
04:27:16
maybe a significant day for myself.
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Tuesday, the 26th,
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maybe my birthday may not remember it.
04:27:24
It may not be it.
04:27:27
Maybe it may not be the day after I'm supposed to be born on Christmas.
04:27:30
But it came out.
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Come on.
04:27:31
I was like, Maybe they didn't want to ruin your birthday by sharing it.
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And, you know, so it was hazy.
04:27:37
She's just she just said, Hold on a little more.
04:27:40
Well, I mean, I did have the umbilical cord wrapped around my neck.
04:27:43
So to my dad's story was that like he was there
04:27:46
when my other brothers were born, But he wasn't like
04:27:48
he didn't like see them when they they like they came out
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and he said, like he I was the first one he saw when it came out and he was like
04:27:56
he just he saw
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I was blue and it was just like, Huh, I guess that's how they're supposed to be.
04:28:00
And then he said that they sort of like scramble and, and shit.
04:28:03
And he was like, Oh, wait, no, something seems like it's not right in the first.
04:28:07
The first one was terrifying.
04:28:11
Even if it's.
04:28:11
Yeah, without problems, it's terrifying.
04:28:13
I can't imagine with with problems.
04:28:18
But apparently you survived.
04:28:19
So that's even more reason to have the show that we'll have have
04:28:22
we'll have a Christmas slash birthday show.
04:28:23
I got all kinds of graphics left over.
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Yep. Because I'll I'll be usually Christmas Eve,
04:28:29
Christmas Eve party at my cousin's the Christmas Day and my parents.
04:28:33
And then I'm going I think the on the 26th I'm probably going to go on a
04:28:37
some type of ski snowboarding vacation with my girlfriend.
04:28:42
But we're going to leave in more fake snow unless you're going far.
04:28:46
Yeah, we're not sure what we're going to do.
04:28:49
Honestly, we've been we went up north last year for the first time
04:28:52
during New Year's, and there was enough snow where.
04:28:56
It was entertaining and it wasn't even busy.
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I thought it would be busy for New Year's up there, but it's not at all.
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It actually was
04:29:02
decent.
04:29:04
And then we've been staying at the frickin
04:29:06
best place to be.
04:29:09
I have not skated a lot of places.
04:29:11
Usually the places around here I hate Pine Knob.
04:29:14
I love Holly.
04:29:15
Oh, yeah, I know.
04:29:16
But that's just for cheap skiing.
04:29:18
But the best place I've ever been in Michigan locally was Crystal Mountain.
04:29:21
I highly recommend it.
04:29:23
Yeah. Crystal the crystal Mountain.
04:29:25
The Glades is one of my favorite holiday ever.
04:29:29
I know. You have a really good two.
04:29:31
You can do it.
04:29:32
You know, you can go with a big group.
04:29:34
You do all kinds of, you know, levels at Crystal Mountain
04:29:38
Low Yeah, sure.
04:29:39
I love about nubs is is you can potentially like I get my girlfriend
04:29:43
give me an a green and I can be on the blue that ties into that or a black
04:29:48
that ties into that green after the fact and you can kind of interchange
04:29:52
and do a lot of different variations it kind of what you were saying there
04:29:57
but I think that's a
04:30:01
yeah it's Michigan it's there's no way we'll have good ski weather by then.
04:30:05
I honestly the last there was one year
04:30:08
we went before we went up north
04:30:12
to either Crystal River Boyne and so that was Thanksgiving though
04:30:16
and good shit plenty
04:30:17
Christmas always turns all brown and rainy and warm for some reason nowadays.
04:30:21
I gotcha.
04:30:22
Yeah.
04:30:22
Well, it was funny because they were planning
04:30:24
on opening the mountains around for the weekend
04:30:27
and all the
04:30:30
all the potential
04:30:32
shit.
04:30:32
There could have been snow just turned in rain and it rained all the time.
04:30:35
And so didn't they didn't open at all but they were trying to.
04:30:38
Yeah. They're just the weekend. Only
04:30:41
because there was a lower temperatures.
04:30:43
They were trying to get a bass, a bass down.
04:30:45
They thought there would be some natural snow coming in the mountains up north.
04:30:48
Definitely opened up for that weekend.
04:30:50
I don't know how much rain they got up there, but
04:30:53
yeah, they're drastic.
04:30:54
Last time I, I hurt and now they're at my age.
04:30:57
At my age, once you're over 50,
04:31:00
all bets are off.
04:31:02
Like my knees just
04:31:05
if I got hurt skiing, it'd be way different.
04:31:07
I hope to go again and I'm not done, but I have not been in a long time.
04:31:10
Yeah, I'm trying to prep my muscles a little bit
04:31:15
so I'm not so blown out
04:31:18
when we go.
04:31:20
But yeah, I did.
04:31:21
I did a little bit of drinking this weekend
04:31:22
and my knees were definitely feeling yes, I graduated dehydrated today.
04:31:28
I know strong muscles are what holds your bones and cartilage in place,
04:31:31
but it's not.
04:31:32
Even if my muscles are strong,
04:31:34
it's the little aches and pains I used to have ends up being,
04:31:38
you know, cheating,
04:31:40
shocking, you know, electric pains in my knees.
04:31:44
Skiing is pretty
04:31:46
brutal on your body.
04:31:50
Yeah. Yes.
04:31:53
It's also fun.
04:31:54
It is.
04:31:56
Can be awesome.
04:31:57
Those are the sports that are worse.
04:31:58
Pretty sure your knees, your shock absorbers as you're going down
04:32:01
and a little bit of the skis, but mostly your knees below your hips and hips.
04:32:05
Yeah.
04:32:05
Mainly the area you need to take everything your
04:32:09
your ankles the way man
04:32:11
your ankles are locked.
04:32:15
Yes and no.
04:32:15
I mean, you're taking it.
04:32:17
I don't know.
04:32:18
Yeah, I guess so. They're flexing.
04:32:20
They're more shoulder taking it.
04:32:21
Maybe you ski different than me.
04:32:23
I'm giving it.
04:32:29
So we should.
04:32:29
Yeah, we'll have a fladge with ski remote
04:32:33
trip,
04:32:37
surely.
04:32:39
Bonnie, the cross-country ski
04:32:42
Gary is a pussy and fucking a fucking pussy.
04:32:45
I respect cross-country ski skiers, but I don't understand it
04:32:51
unless you're trying to get I get in and I don't.
04:32:53
If you live in Alaska or Antarctica and you're trying to get from point of
04:32:57
you don't have any hills and you're trying to go but I just
04:33:00
I've done that few times and it's like taking a walk.
04:33:04
I don't know.
04:33:04
But yeah, I'd rather just get on the left and then just like scoot down them
04:33:07
under gravity.
04:33:09
But if you, if you decide, you want to,
04:33:11
if you take a walk or a hike and you decide you want to stroll,
04:33:14
once you start strolling, it's ski cross-country skiing.
04:33:17
You literally go back
04:33:19
like you got to really put your body into cross-country skiing the whole time
04:33:22
just to keep a little bit of momentum.
04:33:24
You get these little tiny hills where you get to coast and it's like a relief.
04:33:27
The rest is just hard work.
04:33:28
The whole time, he
04:33:31
That sounds annoying.
04:33:33
It's way annoying, especially if you've ever done both.
04:33:35
You know, what I hate is what do they just go downhill?
04:33:38
I went downhill first, and then my cousin or my friend
04:33:40
whoever and their family took me.
04:33:42
We're like, We're going skiing. I'm like, Sure.
04:33:44
So I went on a family trip with them and now here we go.
04:33:46
And I was like, Wait, these these boots look different.
04:33:49
Why are these ski?
04:33:50
So I was like, Oh my God, this is cross-country. And I didn't.
04:33:52
And I had to go because, I mean, what is it?
04:33:54
You had no idea until you.
04:33:56
Oh, my God, dude.
04:33:57
And I'm trying to explain to them.
04:33:58
They're like, this is
04:33:59
then they're ripped and fit in all Nordic, you know, This is what they do.
04:34:02
Pray three, four times day.
04:34:05
I'm like, When do we get to coast?
04:34:08
Where's the downhill slopes?
04:34:11
Nope, not for me.
04:34:14
Yeah.
04:34:17
All right,
04:34:21
hold on
04:34:24
here.
04:34:25
So, yeah, we're going to.
04:34:25
We're going to auction that off
04:34:30
to give you a finger away from his mouth.
04:34:34
You? Yeah.
04:34:35
Especially those teeth as above.
04:34:38
So below.
04:34:54
It's still pretty interesting already.
04:34:57
And again, we as a province so beloved causes close.
04:35:03
And for sure we're doing it our way.
04:35:07
We're gonna make it make our dreams come true.
04:35:09
Brady and John show in Brady
04:35:13
and draw in special now Brady draw.
04:35:16
Here we go.
04:35:17
Chip His fucking cocksucker motherfucker. Ten.