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0000, oh,
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oh, oh, oh
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oh yes.
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No. Yes.
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The fact that we've been duped.
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Sorry, Gary. Your mike was muted.
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That's all right. We've been duped.
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That's my bad.
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That's your bad.
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Oh, if you don't mind, I'm just going to rant.
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I've been trying to shed some light on the fact
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that we've been told the wrong stuff in school.
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Academics are the fixers in
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mainstream.
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Education is not being
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forthcoming with us about certain information.
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And that's what I've been trying to do to the shed some light on.
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I focused on the the pyramid, the Great Pyramid.
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There's a lot of pyramids to go.
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That's why I went to Megaliths the next time.
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Today, cuneiform.
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And to help you out, there are three accepted,
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apparently pronunciations of junior form.
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Cuneiform is the correct one.
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Cuneiform I like better.
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And cuneiform, which is,
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oddly enough, the ones that the experts use.
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But it's cuneiform officially.
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So I'm going to go with cuneiform.
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That's not that's just the
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the greater the best one word description of what I want to talk about today.
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You might think I'm talking out of both sides of my mouth.
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And the double standard lies here.
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I'm saying we shouldn't be lied to in our schoolbooks.
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I'm also saying I like that they teach us.
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Greek and Roman mythology
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are the Greek and Roman myths.
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True stories? No, they're not.
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But real people really believe these stories.
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It is a part of our history.
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It is not just lies in.
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It's presented exactly like that mythology.
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I enjoyed mythology.
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I like I like the idea that I love the Norse mythology and I like
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absolutely every aspect of it.
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And there's always a life lesson in each of these stories.
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Icarus flying too close to the sun.
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It's just fantastic.
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But before I get in, I've got a little housekeeping to do.
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I want to finish up my lessons from antiquity.
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My prehistoric rants.
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This will be the last of that, because we need to move on to modern issues.
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But today we're going to.
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Oh, God.
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So I'll just.
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I'll just name drop a little bit here,
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Zacharias, and
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I'm going to go with
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Dolores Cannon.
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Edgar Casey.
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And the reason I mention all three of those together is they're fringe.
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They're alternative.
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They're pseudoscience.
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If you can't believe mainstream
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education,
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where can you turn but the fringe?
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Well, here's the problem.
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Alternative medicine is
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compare it to medicine, which works.
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And then if you use alternative medicine, it doesn't work.
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That's what alternative means in that sense.
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If they were lying to us
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about treatments for diseases which they're treating,
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they're not giving us cures that are treating the symptoms.
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So that aside, that's a rant for another day.
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But since they're lying
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about the origins of the megalithic structures
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around the world and a lot of antiquity and a lot of prehistoric stuff
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that we don't know that they're saying they do know, and what they're saying
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we do know is demonstrably false.
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That false narrative has got to go.
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A reason I
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bring up Zacharias Citron should be obvious.
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He he was an expert at translating cuneiform.
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Technically, his
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is experiential background.
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His his life work was all related to that.
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His education, however, was economics, or
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I don't even remember what his degree was, but it had nothing to do with it.
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I'm not qualified to tell anybody about anything.
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I'm talking about fringe alternative nonsense.
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In fact, I told my wife about this podcast a month ago.
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Today she sends me a text Is your phone is your podcast about foil had crap.
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And I texted her back. Yes.
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And she sarcastically responded, Well, that's productive.
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But I wanted to text her back, but I did not.
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Sometimes you got to hold your tongue but
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productive as compared
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to what other podcast topic.
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Only one thing worse than foil hat people.
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And those are the foil hat.
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Foil hat. People that don't believe foil hats.
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Yes. Yeah.
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I believe in foil hats.
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Believing in people.
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Believing in foil hats.
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Foil hats don't really work, but it's fun to make them anyway.
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Next week and the Laureates podcast, we're going to make our own foil hats.
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I just made that up
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for the cuneiform experts or SUNY free for how to pronounce it.
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I like cuneiform.
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I like kind of form linguist. I know you do.
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Well, it's nice of you to join us on this podcast.
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I was going to really go off on a rant, but I'd rather I've got some information
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I. I want to finish this series, so I'm going to.
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We've got a lot of ground to cover,
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so I'm going to just going to run roughshod across the whole schmear.
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We're listening.
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Okay.
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Well, those three people that I just mentioned, I'm going to throw
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someone else in that's not as related
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and that is David Eick.
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David Aiken.
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Jordan Maxwell got me interested in the rabbit hole
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that I am currently residing in.
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And here's the thing about David.
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Oh, he's a fantastic researcher.
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He says a lot of great information and then
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he says the leaders of the free world are shapeshifting lizards.
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And I went too far in that.
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So you making sense?
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Making sense, not making sense.
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That's stupid.
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Of the four people on my list, he's the only one still alive.
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I mean, Jordan Maxwell is still alive, but I don't care about him right now.
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Let's go with Delores Cannon.
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You've probably never heard of her.
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She passed away some time ago, but she would hypnotize
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people for past life regression therapy.
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I remember not making this up.
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She would hypnotize people to get into their past lives and help them.
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Therapeutically? Apparently.
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So she'd have these sessions or readings.
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Delores Cannon.
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I. But
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she believed that what she was doing was the real deal,
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and she could just contact Nostradamus.
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And she also said, okay,
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when she was accessing the the Galactic Library of Information,
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she said that time
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does not exist, but karma does.
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Here's the problem I have with that.
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There is no karma without time.
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They are reliant upon each other.
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Things have to happen.
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They have.
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There has to be the progression of time for karma to build up.
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That's like you can't say.
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So the internal inconsistency has her busted
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the shapeshifting alien
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lizard, people running the world.
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Has David Wright busted?
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Let's go to Edgar Casey.
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If you tie a bunch of what Delores Cannon did with what
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Edgar Casey did, he was known as the the sleeping prophet.
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He found out at a fairly youngish age
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that he was very prone to hypnosis.
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And so he would put himself into a trance like state and do these readings
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and tell us more about this Galactic Intergalactic
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Information
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library that we can access with our pineal gland
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or the crystals in our brains
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to crazy.
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To crazy.
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Who is the other guy
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I mentioned of earlier?
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If we could just play that back because my notes.
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But notes I know I never have my notes, but.
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Uh oh. Oh, they were like lawyers.
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Can Zacharias in?
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Oh, well,
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well, I've got a I've come up with it.
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Here's the rest of my rant.
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The only things that escaped, I got through those little bottlenecks
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that we had after giant extinction events
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were the megalithic structures,
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some cuneiform tablets,
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some word of mouth
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spoken language transfer of information.
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It was just, you know, or oral traditions and
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I work with a child. Oh.
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Um, and that's what we have to go by.
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The Chinese and the Indian
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cultures have a lot more dated.
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I mean, they were doing mathematics 10,000 years ago in China.
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Oh, we weren't.
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We definitely weren't India.
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They had the Sanskrit that was the first written language.
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I guess we're on a junior form
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that is a little wedge shaped
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language, a written language.
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And the neat thing about that is it
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could be from Akkadian, it could be Sumerian.
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There are there a bunch of different languages.
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I've heard that Akkadian is easier to translate.
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But there was Persian cuneiform.
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There was, of course, Sumerian cuneiform.
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So mainstream education tells us
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civilization started in the Fertile Crescent.
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That's modern day Iraq, General.
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And the surrounding areas.
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So Turkey and Lebanon, actually.
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So the ballpark, göbekli TAPI.
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These are in that area and a lot of the ruins
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are from
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that area and that's where we are told civilization started.
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At least the written language that I'm talking about, the cuneiform tablets.
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Now they, they use them for business general purpose stuff,
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but it can still tell us a lot about how they live their lives.
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I'm more interested in the Sumerian king list
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because
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it is very important when examining these ancient
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documents to understand
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what they were doing, what the purpose was.
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What kind of literature was it?
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It's not a history book in the sense that we would
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think of a history book, which I consider fiction at this point.
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But but they're there to tell a tale.
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Mythology
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is a fun way to teach us moral lessons.
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G.I. Joe is a good way to.
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But the real American hero.
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Thanks for showing us after battle.
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I always have a
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hammer switch.
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Nice.
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Okay, so the cuneiform tablets.
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It is interesting to read a king list.
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There are many of them, but they're usually on a prism,
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which is a rectangular.
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Oh, there's a lot.
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Yeah. Okay.
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So what that's telling us is this King was ruling this
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from this city from this year to this year.
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And there's
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there's hundreds of them.
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Someone is keeping pretty good records.
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That's incredible.
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This one says a formation. Oh, yeah. Yeah.
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A lot of business of land contracts, labor agreements.
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Absolutely.
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Can we read it?
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Can we translate it in?
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We just think we can listen.
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They look like random. Well, they don't look random.
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They look like paradise triangles to me.
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That would be a fantastic grant because we've translated roughly 5 to 10%
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of the cuneiform tablets on record that we have that we could just translate.
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But there aren't enough people that can translate it.
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And I think that's a shame.
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Here's the problem.
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I can't rant on it because I
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could have been one of those people if I just spent the time going to school
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to learn how to translate from cuneiform into,
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you know, Akkadian or Sumerian or Persian.
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There's zero need for that.
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But that's why I think it's not going anywhere.
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Right. With the stone tablets? Yes.
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There's no urgency, right?
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Yeah, you're absolutely right about that.
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I mean,
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okay, here's what we have learned from those things.
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And it reads like mythology.
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And I love mythology.
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It's neat.
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You know, like everyone fairy tales.
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Yeah.
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I think before the mic got switched on, I said, there's something about Icarus.
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It teaches us a good lesson.
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There was no Icarus,
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but in Flight of the Sun
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or you,
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you shouldn't fly too close to the story.
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I think.
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Why not?
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So the myth
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of they're parables, they're metaphors.
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They're.
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But there's still stuff that we can learn from them.
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The way our culture worked and
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so I mentioned Zacharias in earlier.
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He is considered fringe because he thinks
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the An anarchy came from Nibiru
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and these aliens made humans
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into the chimpanzees of the time, into they mix their genetics.
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It would explain why the first and second chromosomes are fuzed
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in human DNA when our
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nearest current
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relative, the chimpanzee, has 24 chromosomes.
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So it would explain that like, oh,
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the the an anarchy from
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another world
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came down and made us splice their genetics with ours.
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But even the Bible has the
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Nephilim
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being part alien, part
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human giants like the Nephilim were
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half human giants or half giants.
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Sounds like Dungeons and Dragons to me.
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So, I mean, the Bible says that
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there were giants at that time.
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And later, though, like before the flood and after the flood,
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there's 400 different flood myths, 400 different
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civilizations with oral traditions and written traditions.
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And the Native Americans have a flood myth.
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And it all reads like Noah, the Ark and everything.
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Do you know modern man has an ark in Norway?
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The Arctic Circle?
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We've got a friggin ark
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wrecked.
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And the humans, you know, our genetics clone us.
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Here's the problem with cloning boys and girls.
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We've got mitochondrial DNA, and it has to communicate
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with the human DNA and each and every one of our cells.
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Only that doesn't work.
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Ask Dolly.
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I'm telling you,
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since this is my last antiquities, I got to hit a home run.
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Here are swing for the fences.
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At the very least,
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this is.
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This is either going to take you off
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or something else is.
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Well,
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if you're not pissed, you're not paying attention.
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We're missing something.
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If somebody is not pissed at you, you're not aren't know exactly.
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I feel like I should start yelling and throwing stuff
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outside.
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All right. Make rooms for that.
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Oh, I know Those are cool.
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Yeah. Ooh!
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What?
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No way. Do it. Do mine.
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Do Fletch, do flies, do Fletch. They don't know what we're talking about.
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I got to put it on the. Open it on the screen.
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Yeah.
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Do Fletch do Fletch.
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Oh, that's fun.
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I love this more than anything.
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Yeah.
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Oh, no.
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Right.
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Your name
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and my name.
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Knock on it.
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Branding
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Next week, I'm Flashdance.
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I'm going to frigging rent
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It seem to be that they're not telling us the truth.
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There is a theme, maybe to them is they?
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The day is us and they is us.
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That's not telling the truth.
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That's why I'm doing this.
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And from last week it's okay to say I don't know
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yet. Yeah.
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Oh, and I'm not help and throwing in aliens and gods, but the the Sumerian.
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Okay, Back to Cuneiform.
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The King's List includes
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Egyptian kings, Persian kings.
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But it spanned from Israel.
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Come on in Israel through Turkey, down through the entire
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Middle East, down to Egypt.
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And it included some crazy numbers.
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The craziest one I saw was 37,000 years.
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Those thoughts ruled from Egypt or or Cairo.
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The translation always has the modern name for it,
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but they called it something different.
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I'm sure. Autumn.
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So 37,000 years.
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So he must have been Nephilim.
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According to the Emerald Scrolls, he was
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Atlantean.
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Oh, he is from Atlantis.
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But there's no that's another myth.
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So he's a myth from another myth.
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Lemuria was the Atlantis.
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It's closer to Australia.
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That's another interesting myth.
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But how much
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of this is allegory and how much of this is true?
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The real, the real big problem I had was Tiamat.
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The river was listed as a king.
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At what point did a river rule
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anything but apparently, Oh,
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but the story goes, you know, Tiamat puts his seed and blah, blah, blah.
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And and the sun was Euphrates and it was just two rivers.
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They converged and made a bigger river
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and then made it the mother, father, son story.
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And that's.
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It's sweet.
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It's nice is what people do.
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But that's they're not talking about people.
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They're talking about rivers, bodies of water.
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And to include that in a Sumerian king list, show them the Sumerian king list.
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Give me any
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any part of it,
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because they're all interesting and and why they kept records.
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And that's, that's why I mentioned earlier that it's important
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to know what they're doing is this educational informational official
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for entertainment
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what what's the purpose of the King list
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and it really lists a bunch of rulers
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for a long, long, long time.
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That's the impressive part of it.
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They're claiming longer than
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the lifetime of the person that wrote this.
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Unless they lived to be like 47,000 years old.
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They thought.
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But we have no reasonably thought.
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Something was a God like brother was Cyrus, I think.
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And then of Cyrus and set.
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I'm going to go off on another rant and the ultimate battle of good versus evil.
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You can tell the good by the tactics they employ.
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It is a disadvantage, not to use deception in
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Jesus Christ versus Satan Luke Skywalker
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versus Darth Vader or Cyrus versus set.
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It is unfair to the good guy.
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So Cyrus had to leave Egypt
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and he went to South America where they called him Wetzel.
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The Wetzel Waddle
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the feathered serpent.
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And that's my story and I'm sticking to it.
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It wasn't a rant that sounded crazy,
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the inane ramblings of a lunatic.
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I said it was going to run roughshod, swing to the fences.
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That was that was a whiff.
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Let me try again.
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Right over.
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All right. From the beginning.
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Introduced you to now.
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I'm Gary. I'd like to thank John Flynn.
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Bumble's snuggle bottom schimmel Fini.
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Tuxedo poodle the third.
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He was our fourth.
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The second actual follower subscriber.
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We just got a fifth and we don't know who it is.
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So you anonymous person, identify yourself.
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Text me.
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Oh, yeah. There, there on the chart. I see.
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No kidding. Goodness.
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You know, join us. Yes, Yes, that's.
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Yes, Your Honor, says River Phenix ruled Hollywood for
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No kidding.
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Oh, yeah, I did.
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I agree, though.
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A rose right,
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by definition is to speak or shout at length in wild, impassioned way.
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All right.
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Well, that's exactly what you're doing. Yeah.
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Or it could also be a tirade.
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Oh, I like a tirade. Yes, I like that.
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Definitely, Because Occam's razor friggin amplify.
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We call this large tirades from now on.
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Well, I don't.
00:30:27
Then people would have to go,
00:30:29
right?
00:30:31
Oh, I love how stupid people are.
00:30:34
It gives me an opportunity to go on a tirade.
00:30:40
Was I talking cuneiform or like Sanskrit?
00:30:42
For a while the Indians actually knew that the all civilization
00:30:47
came to an end three times and we were in the fourth age
00:30:51
of civilized
00:30:56
society.
00:30:57
That's neat that the Indians knew that I can't translate
00:31:01
Sanskrit either, so I don't know
00:31:05
how. I can't even spell science
00:31:07
or the Vedas squirt screwed.
00:31:11
If you just look up the Vedas, they're written in Sanskrit.
00:31:13
But yes, Sanskrit is fine and that's
00:31:17
is that the oldest written language?
00:31:20
Mary? One minute.
00:31:21
Oh well,
00:31:24
Google knows every junior form should be the answer,
00:31:27
but maybe Sanskrit, Sanskrit 1500 B.C.
00:31:31
And then it's the next
00:31:38
thousand B.C.
00:31:42
hundreds.
00:31:42
So this says Sanskrit is older.
00:31:44
What is it written or does it just
00:31:48
Sanskrit is written by You're asked
00:31:52
all those written language.
00:31:59
Oh, ish tablet ish limestone, 3200 B.C.
00:32:04
That's what Tamia They beat them too.
00:32:06
That's the Fertile Crescent that I was talking about, Mesopotamia
00:32:10
tablets, a limestone tablet from middle a period.
00:32:15
JURIC You Rook, how do you pronounce it?
00:32:17
You're a
00:32:22
Oh, that's that is fabulous.
00:32:25
Looks like the oldest that they have on
00:32:29
Oh, I love that stuff.
00:32:30
Seven oldest known writings in the world.
00:32:33
So I'm trying to get through all the stuff that's really old that
00:32:36
I really love in one podcast is a hold on.
00:32:40
Yeah, the cache.
00:32:41
So we got two sources, right?
00:32:42
Isn't that you're supposed to do in journalism?
00:32:45
Hmm. Sources.
00:32:47
I have none.
00:32:49
If you're trying to look up my credentials, I have none.
00:32:52
That's why people watch.
00:32:53
If you want me to cite my.
00:32:54
My references, I have none.
00:32:58
Yeah, I'm going to tune in to learn about.
00:33:03
Oh, yeah.
00:33:05
Little whack doodle person behind the.
00:33:08
Yeah,
00:33:12
Yeah.
00:33:13
It's no people.
00:33:14
I guess I could rant on about mythology.
00:33:21
Yes. Oh, absolutely.
00:33:22
Yes. Okay.
00:33:24
So Zacharias and
00:33:25
he translated the crap and said that
00:33:29
I, I knew was the leader of Nibiru
00:33:35
and his son's
00:33:38
came to earth
00:33:39
to mine gold and then they got tired of doing it.
00:33:44
And so they decided to create create a slave race
00:33:48
by mixing their genetics
00:33:50
with the the primates of Earth.
00:33:54
And Anki was a good son, bad son.
00:33:58
And Lil was the the
00:34:01
the strict by the book one.
00:34:04
The father followed his father's
00:34:06
footsteps on or on who that's that's their father.
00:34:10
And so these stories have all sorts of
00:34:14
incest and the betrayal.
00:34:18
They have a nuclear war that extends not just Earth but to Mars.
00:34:23
And they they live thousands and thousands and thousands and thousands of years
00:34:27
that they're actually said to be immortal.
00:34:30
So we go we called them gods
00:34:34
Anqi and Lill and then they ended up having some offspring in Marduk and
00:34:40
it was like his sister
00:34:42
had his baby but he was sworn to his brother
00:34:46
so it was like really she was sworn to the other brother
00:34:51
but the ancestral relationship was so it was all screwed up
00:34:56
but it lasted for thousands, thousands and thousands of years.
00:34:59
It had so many stories, page after page of page of translations
00:35:03
of this crazy ass
00:35:06
nobility family from a different planet that ruled this planet
00:35:10
for a long, long, long, long, long, long time.
00:35:14
And the only thing I really got out of it that I really liked was the lapis lazuli.
00:35:17
Ever heard of lapis lazuli?
00:35:20
It's that blue rock that only comes from Afghanistan.
00:35:24
I've heard of it.
00:35:25
Oh, there you go.
00:35:27
So ancient and little have this endless
00:35:31
fight until it
00:35:32
actually breaks down into nuclear holocaust.
00:35:37
And that was one of the big ending
00:35:40
moments of
00:35:42
civilization on earth.
00:35:44
And so, once again, a little, little bottleneck.
00:35:47
We had to squeeze through
00:35:51
in the what was the emerald?
00:35:53
It was the emerald tablets of thought that I mentioned earlier.
00:35:56
He says he
00:36:00
not only built the pyramids,
00:36:03
but he built the pyramids over in South America to match.
00:36:07
And then you look up the pyramids and there's three of them
00:36:09
that match exactly the layout of Orion's
00:36:13
belt over in Mexico.
00:36:16
So that that explains that.
00:36:18
I think we mentioned last week the face on Mars.
00:36:20
That really doesn't look like a face and something about Mars
00:36:24
and more high definition what it is. Exactly.
00:36:26
And there's a terrible view that we put human faces and right.
00:36:34
Oh crap, I've got dead air on my rant in me.
00:36:39
I was supposed to swing to the fences.
00:36:40
I thought
00:36:43
other mythology.
00:36:45
Jesus, there's some good stuff out there.
00:36:50
It's a lot of it is allegory.
00:36:52
Don't get me wrong, I'm not trying to say that we were created
00:36:56
by aliens, but it's an interesting explanation.
00:37:00
It's another origin story.
00:37:02
I just said that there were 400
00:37:04
different oral traditions about a great flood.
00:37:08
Well, that makes a lot of sense because right at the end of the Ice Age,
00:37:11
where do you think that all that ice is going to go?
00:37:13
It's going to cover a bunch of low lying land, and that's
00:37:17
what sank Atlantis and Lemuria.
00:37:21
Plato wasn't just making up Atlantis.
00:37:23
That that doesn't make sense as a hypothesis.
00:37:27
We are actually told taught in schools were where I've got some doubt
00:37:32
that they're even telling us the right stuff that in fact
00:37:36
Plato saw in the Library of Alexandria before it burned down twice,
00:37:42
that Atlantis was the real thing with the well,
00:37:46
this circle circular of concentric circles of an island
00:37:51
and is a that must have been a global society.
00:37:56
So I got to call
00:37:58
a little coral South America
00:38:01
and he was Osiris or Fath
00:38:06
Enoch.
00:38:07
There's my next one.
00:38:08
Give me an Enoch. Ian Okay.
00:38:11
H From the Bible, but only the Hebrew Bible because
00:38:16
Christianity threw out the Holy Bible
00:38:18
in James version, you won't find the Book of Enoch
00:38:21
because it has extraterrestrials and spaceships
00:38:26
eat it.
00:38:29
All right,
00:38:32
I'll to I'll take the other side of whatever you choose on this,
00:38:35
because I have no idea how to make heads or tails of it.
00:38:40
Do that in a segment with a parable fladge counter fladge.
00:38:43
Oh, okay.
00:38:43
Five counter fladged is the genesis. What?
00:38:46
All of it. All of it.
00:38:48
Why do you think I just ask Nephilim that right there.
00:38:51
Why do you think think just because it mentioned aliens, that doesn't make
00:38:55
you like enough reason to take the book out and just.
00:38:59
Okay.
00:38:59
One translation, John of Anarchy is those who came from the heavens
00:39:05
and knew Nike from knew this.
00:39:09
The the middle part is from
00:39:12
T Sky and and God and
00:39:18
I lost my train of thought.
00:39:20
However, that's not Sumerian that that's an arcade
00:39:25
you Akkadian of the question was why would they.
00:39:29
Oh you have a reason to take the book of Enoch and
00:39:33
oh they
00:39:37
it was like superpowers they were worried we were going to get
00:39:41
they had you got to win some stuff along comes Razor man.
00:39:44
I agree with it.
00:39:45
They just trying to beat God. So.
00:39:53
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:39:56
I studied the Holy Bible for a giant portion of my life,
00:39:59
and I know it's mostly allegory,
00:40:01
but it's got a great lot of great life lessons in it.
00:40:03
So I think it's good.
00:40:05
We're talking about the Old Testament.
00:40:07
The Hebrews are with us.
00:40:08
I've got a Jewish coworker.
00:40:10
He hates my guts because of my anti-Semitism.
00:40:13
And guess what? I don't hate Jews.
00:40:18
I don't You don't look convinced that that's true.
00:40:21
He doesn't either
00:40:24
get it.
00:40:28
I'm not an anti-Semite.
00:40:33
I know.
00:40:34
I know.
00:40:35
You're not allowed to know, Saul.
00:40:37
My coworker thinks I'm an anti-Semite.
00:40:40
I am not an anti-Semite.
00:40:42
Okay, See, you said what I heard was that you were an anti-Semite.
00:40:46
No, no, no, no, no.
00:40:47
Absolutely not. You just thinks you are
00:40:50
based on your jokes.
00:40:51
Most likely I read the Pentateuch.
00:40:54
Guess what else Hebrews do They read the Pentateuch?
00:40:57
I'm circumcised.
00:40:59
Guess what else? The.
00:41:00
The Hebrews are circumcised.
00:41:02
I told you, we get to know Gary.
00:41:04
I'm. I know I share too much.
00:41:08
That's what Jews do.
00:41:09
No, I'm kidding about that.
00:41:11
But I'm mostly Jewish.
00:41:13
The Book of Enoch.
00:41:14
Oh, thank God. Sure.
00:41:17
Yeah. Give me back on track.
00:41:19
The wheels fell off there for a sec.
00:41:23
I love you.
00:41:24
Saw one of the secrets of the Book of Enoch.
00:41:28
A spaceship.
00:41:30
The other second person in the Bible to not ever die.
00:41:35
He just ascended
00:41:38
instead of die.
00:41:40
There are only two people in the Bible that ascended
00:41:42
before bodily death.
00:41:45
That doesn't matter. None of that matters.
00:41:47
The Bible's not a good example because it's only a couple thousand years old.
00:41:52
Give me something. 3000 years old. Earth.
00:41:54
I'm leaving
00:41:58
now. I think enough.
00:41:59
I know I've studied the Bible.
00:42:01
I know the Bible cover to cover.
00:42:03
Who was Inuk?
00:42:04
Oh, that's a fantastic.
00:42:06
I think it was Inky
00:42:09
and Pac-Man.
00:42:11
Nothing inky blinking.
00:42:13
Clyde, man, you said Inky that it's inky and and will
00:42:19
not to be confused with inky do from
00:42:23
God Dang,
00:42:25
what's the oldest story ever told?
00:42:27
Epic of Gilgamesh.
00:42:29
Okay,
00:42:31
let me first
00:42:34
and pronounce name.
00:42:37
Got to read it into the mike.
00:42:39
Oh Georgia says Enoch is really to Hannah.
00:42:43
Then who is really?
00:42:45
You can't pronounce it either Enoch Some people say he's Joseph
00:42:49
from the Bible, but no he's inky of inky and then little of
00:42:55
of that whole
00:42:57
Marduk story from not be true
00:43:02
I think that the planet the oblong planets do back
00:43:05
okay so they ended up mining gold
00:43:08
from earth to throw into their atmosphere
00:43:11
they had to polarize it but they called it called the asteroid belt.
00:43:14
Something crazy like the crushed bracelet or something.
00:43:18
And then they counted the planets down and they counted Pluto, by the way.
00:43:21
So in your face. Neil deGrasse Tyson
00:43:25
I can't believe jaws come into love.
00:43:27
You draw value.
00:43:30
I can't say no.
00:43:31
Well, no sense
00:43:34
what you say. Whatever you want.
00:43:36
Everybody that says what they say are responsible for what they say
00:43:38
on this podcast.
00:43:39
Oh, and in life, I'll defend that.
00:43:42
I can. I will defend that to to my death.
00:43:45
So what was I ranting about?
00:43:48
Railroad stations, Uniform.
00:43:50
Oh, yeah, that'd be better.
00:43:52
I don't know anything about railroads.
00:43:55
No, no,
00:43:57
I need to have draw here.
00:43:59
Draw. Come in to the studio.
00:44:01
I will debate you on any topic.
00:44:02
I'll take any side.
00:44:04
If he wants to be on, I can send him a link.
00:44:06
He can be on right now. Oh, oh. Draw.
00:44:08
Get online here.
00:44:10
I'll step away for a minute and give me a minute.
00:44:14
But wait.
00:44:15
No, this.
00:44:22
Well, Gary Stefano,
00:44:24
I have nothing to say, but if anybody wants to be on the chat,
00:44:29
please get on the chat and talk and
00:44:33
question and answer any questions.
00:44:39
It just kind of kicked off the internet.
00:44:41
Yeah, you can't say that
00:44:45
I meant it, though.
00:44:46
Does it help? You can show death one.
00:44:49
Okay.
00:44:50
We're not going to do it
00:44:53
was in full frontal
00:44:58
or to say,
00:45:04
yeah, Gary is going to go for a break.
00:45:53
Ancient Aliens is an American television series
00:45:56
which premiered on April 20th, 2010 on the History Channel.
00:46:00
The program presents
00:46:01
the so-called ancient astronaut theory, which is the idea that extraterrestrials
00:46:06
visited the Earth in the ancient past and the historical text,
00:46:10
archeological records and various legends contain evidence of this contact.
00:46:15
I used to believe that the ancient astronaut theory was true.
00:46:18
I spent years learning about it from the popular authors,
00:46:21
from video presentations and radio shows.
00:46:24
I was an enthusiastic promoter of this idea to my friends and family.
00:46:29
Although I no longer feel that way, I want you to know
00:46:31
that I have no personal reasons to reject this theory.
00:46:35
My current worldview could easily accommodate
00:46:38
the existence of extra terrestrials.
00:46:40
I hope you will come away from this film, even if you disagree with it.
00:46:44
Saying that I fairly reviewed
00:46:45
the claims of ancient aliens without bias and with respect,
00:46:49
I hope to show you that this is not a matter of ancient aliens
00:46:52
getting a few details wrong here and there and their main premise remaining true.
00:46:56
That is not an option in my opinion.
00:46:59
I hope to demonstrate to you that they are wrong, not on some,
00:47:03
but on every single point where they assert
00:47:05
an ancient astronaut theory to explain evidence
00:47:09
and that often they are using deceptive means to do this,
00:47:12
and sometimes even fabricating evidence to make their points, as we will see.
00:47:17
I would also like the viewer to know that unlike many skeptics of the ancient
00:47:21
astronaut theory, I actually concede that something out of the ordinary
00:47:25
could have occurred in the ancient past and that there are certain consistent
00:47:29
themes in ancient mythologies in the like that require good explanations.
00:47:33
But I think you will quickly see that the ancient astronaut theories
00:47:36
do not explain this evidence.
00:47:38
Be joined by commentary from Dr.
00:47:39
Michael Heizer, one of the few actual scholars
00:47:43
who has been willing to interact with the ancient astronaut theory.
00:47:46
Dr. Heizer has been
00:47:47
one of the most articulate proponents of the skeptical viewpoint of this theory,
00:47:52
and has written papers and books, as well as almost
00:47:55
a dozen websites on the issues we will be covering in this film.
00:47:59
We are happy to have him as a part of this film, and we're happy to have you,
00:48:02
the viewer, here as well.
00:48:04
I encourage you to have an open mind and enjoy the film,
00:48:17
but in the ancient texts of Sumeria,
00:48:23
we have descriptions
00:48:27
of these beings descending
00:48:30
from the sky called the anarchy.
00:48:34
The term on anarchy means
00:48:36
those who from the heavens came.
00:48:39
This is entirely wrong.
00:48:41
The word and anarchy means princely seed or princely blood.
00:48:45
The idea is that the in anarchy were direct creations of Ainu,
00:48:49
who was regarded as the father and king of the gods.
00:48:52
As we will see, this is the main idea associated with the anarchy
00:48:55
in the minds of the Sumerians.
00:48:57
That is, that the and anarchy were directly created by ANU.
00:49:01
And so it makes sense that even their name reflects this idea
00:49:04
that is, that they were the offspring of the prince, the term itself
00:49:08
means of royal seed or princely seed, because the other NOK
00:49:13
were considered the offspring of honor or on the God of heaven.
00:49:19
And also we have an unknown Aki.
00:49:22
They were also the offspring of on and his consort, heaven and earth.
00:49:26
These again, this divine coupling, the way the Mesopotamians conceived
00:49:31
their pantheon.
00:49:32
So if the term in anarchy means princely seed or offspring of the prince,
00:49:36
how is it that ancient
00:49:37
alien says that the word in anarchy means those who from heaven to earth came?
00:49:42
The short answer is that everything that ancient alien says here about the in
00:49:45
anarchy comes from a man named Zacharias Citron.
00:49:49
Citron wrote many books claiming that the and Anarchy were really aliens.
00:49:52
Unfortunately, at the time that he wrote this in the seventies, there weren't
00:49:56
many ways for ordinary people to see if what he was saying was true or not.
00:50:01
To put it simply, citizens translation of the word and anarchy is wrong.
00:50:05
Now you'll often read, especially in the writings
00:50:08
of Zacharias Citron, that the auto anarchy means something like,
00:50:12
you know, they who from Heaven came or against some some other sort
00:50:16
description that makes them sound like aliens or extraterrestrials.
00:50:21
There isn't a source on the planet by any Sumerian scholar
00:50:27
that would agree with that definition.
00:50:29
Again, it's not a difficult term.
00:50:31
I personally don't think that such a new Sumerian at all,
00:50:34
because if you're going to get even a term associated
00:50:38
with a very important group of deities, if you're not going to get that right,
00:50:42
then I have to wonder what else you're going to get wrong.
00:50:45
Such and claim to be an expert on Sumerian writings.
00:50:48
Yet we can now see that he didn't seem to even understand the basic grammar
00:50:52
and vocabulary rules of the Sumerian language.
00:50:55
Several real scholars challenged him on his translations
00:50:58
and on his lack of any academic credentials in the field, pointing out
00:51:02
that there is no record of such in having anything but a journalism degree.
00:51:06
One such scholar is Dr. Michael Heizer.
00:51:08
To this day, I haven't been able to find, nor have other people
00:51:13
whom I've asked to help, people who like search.
00:51:16
And I've never been able to find any actual credentials
00:51:20
of him knowing any of the languages or being credentialed
00:51:24
in any way in ancient Near Eastern Studies.
00:51:27
As we progress and look into some of the specifics
00:51:30
of citizens views articulated here by ancient aliens, I think you'll see
00:51:34
determining the truth about this difficult subject
00:51:37
is not out of the hands of the common person.
00:51:40
It says word for word that these beings descend
00:51:44
in flying vehicles from the sky.
00:51:48
This is a preposterous statement.
00:51:50
I challenge anyone to produce this word for word text.
00:51:54
You can do a search online and literally see
00:51:57
all the references to the word in anarchy in the Sumerian texts.
00:52:00
The only time it refers to anything even close to this is when it talks
00:52:04
about the internally being direct creations of our new in heaven.
00:52:09
A few examples of this would be the Asuna
00:52:12
the gods whom on conceived in the sky
00:52:15
or the Anjuna whom on in the sky conceived.
00:52:20
These texts emphasize the point that the main Sumerian concept
00:52:24
regarding the anarchy was that they were directly created by.
00:52:27
And that's what's being said here.
00:52:30
The idea that the texts say that they descended out of flying
00:52:34
is pure fiction, and that's the nicest way that I can think of to say that
00:52:39
what ancient aliens does here is they show pictures of the winged
00:52:42
solar disk as they talk about the in anarchy.
00:52:45
And I guess they expect the audience to think that these texts
00:52:48
speak of these disks like spacecraft in the Sumerian stories
00:52:52
when in fact the solar disks seen in the iconography are not associated
00:52:56
with the anarchy at all, but rather with the sun and or the sun.
00:53:00
God, this is probably why Sucralose says the following.
00:53:04
And they were always described or depicted in floating above
00:53:09
some quote unquote regular people.
00:53:13
Since the anarchy are never depicted floating
00:53:15
above people's heads, we can see that they want people to believe
00:53:18
that the solar disk icon equals the and anarchy spacecraft.
00:53:22
This is wrong for several reasons.
00:53:25
Number one, the solar disk in the Sumerian culture
00:53:27
really did represent the sun or the sun God, the sun traveling across the sky
00:53:33
every day was seen to have been facilitated by wings on the sun.
00:53:37
You need to know that there is nothing in these descriptions of the sun,
00:53:40
in the Sumerian texts that would suggest that they were really talking about a UFO.
00:53:45
As boring as it may be, they were really talking about the sun.
00:53:50
One way to demonstrate it in the epic of Gilgamesh,
00:53:54
The Ethical Gilgamesh God
00:53:56
in order to get favor for O rama.
00:53:59
Yeah.
00:54:00
Facing east in the morning that is in the direction of the pagan
00:54:05
brilliant idea that ancient aliens proposes here
00:54:07
that the and anarchy actually came out of the solar disks,
00:54:10
or that they were pictured riding in them is just a lie.
00:54:14
There's no way around it.
00:54:15
Just a lie.
00:54:16
Options of the anarchy, but also depictions.
00:54:20
And we can see them in statues, in carvings.
00:54:24
So it's all very interesting to see
00:54:27
that those beings looked like modern day space travelers with weird suits.
00:54:33
Some of them wore wristwatches, they had boots on
00:54:37
and helmets and above all, wings.
00:54:42
Throughout the ancient Alien series, they show these pictures of Akkadian
00:54:46
winged genies and refer to them as an anarchy.
00:54:50
But funnily enough, winged genies aren't an anarchy.
00:54:53
In fact, these reliefs aren't even Sumerian, they're Akkadian.
00:54:56
But hey, while we're here, we might as well
00:54:58
explain what's going on in these images, even though they have absolutely nothing
00:55:02
to do with the anarchy, The belief was that certain
00:55:05
aspects of nature were controlled by these winged genies.
00:55:09
Most notably, they were is.
00:55:11
That's exactly what I'm talking about.
00:55:14
A Nuna was the Sumerian name for Nike.
00:55:17
Oh, yeah.
00:55:17
They say that's water, that little handbag, the Gilgamesh has one.
00:55:22
Eggers has one anchor.
00:55:25
Yeah. Yes.
00:55:25
That's the pineal gland
00:55:27
pointed at the king which because of the accompanying instructions,
00:55:31
I'm actually being led towards the theory the crystals in your brain.
00:55:36
But remote viewing
00:55:39
is one of those craziest things that
00:55:42
that I can't subscribe to.
00:55:45
But, man, that would be cool.
00:55:47
Then these genies were serious about timekeeping
00:55:49
because they were one of these.
00:55:51
I don't believe in in sixth sense. ESP
00:55:54
Did you
00:55:55
know that when snipers are trained by the US military,
00:55:58
they're trained not to put the crosshairs on the target's head until they're ready
00:56:03
to pull the trigger, just in case that person, the target has esp fertility.
00:56:09
If it's not a real thing, why would they spend thousands in training
00:56:12
as they teaching people a certain way to do it?
00:56:15
That doesn't allow for spidey sense to the natural invisible owner act.
00:56:20
Your intentions is through bees and birds.
00:56:24
Therefore it's not so hard to see.
00:56:26
Here's how Zacharias Simpson had it wrong.
00:56:27
He was calling in anarchy.
00:56:29
Those who came from heaven,
00:56:32
it's just essentially suggests it's just dumb.
00:56:36
In the remote past, royal seed or nobility
00:56:41
home planet needed gold.
00:56:43
I can see your phone from here.
00:56:45
They're gold content in the atmosphere.
00:56:47
The gold, Right. The gold for the atmosphere.
00:56:51
So they came to Earth.
00:56:53
Which brings us to cam trails back.
00:56:56
Or do I mean contrails coming to mind?
00:56:59
Gold for their atmosphere in the ancient past is widely repeated.
00:57:03
Is that why gold is so valuable right now, or just shiny?
00:57:06
Pretty cool idea.
00:57:08
It's very malleable to traces.
00:57:10
I love the shiny pretty chin and has Zacharias in it.
00:57:15
Zachariah by the way, it's Zachariah
00:57:18
and doesn't even give a place in the Sumerian texts
00:57:21
to justify this notion that they needed gold for their atmosphere.
00:57:25
He says the following in his book The Wars of Gods and Men,
00:57:29
the metal with its unique properties, was needed back home for a vital need.
00:57:33
As best as we can make out, this vital need could have been
00:57:37
for suspending the gold particles in the guru's waning atmosphere
00:57:41
and thus shielded from critical dissipation.
00:57:44
So he says, as best as we can make out,
00:57:47
well, who is we and what texts would even hint at that idea?
00:57:51
Who is we?
00:57:53
He simply creates this idea of gold particles
00:57:55
being needed in a planet's atmosphere out of nowhere.
00:57:58
Nowadays, you can do a word search for the uses of the word gold.
00:58:02
In the Sumerian texts, we can read every mention of this word.
00:58:07
Not only are the mentions of the word gold, relatively
00:58:10
few in the Sumerian texts, there is nothing to indicate
00:58:13
anything but the most ordinary uses for gold.
00:58:16
In fact, it's a surprisingly boring study.
00:58:20
Thanks to the meticulous, boring
00:58:22
these gold foil of the friggin moon landings, the advent of the internet,
00:58:26
we no longer have to take people, citizens word for it.
00:58:30
There are some you know, you could bang out gold foil
00:58:34
Sumerian texts to like, go on my website
00:58:38
just like a few atoms in there and you click on the and knock
00:58:44
most off awful pass right through it, but it'll keep you safe for radioactivity.
00:58:48
The Corpus of Sumerian Literature.
00:58:51
The Van Allen belts search for all the occurrences.
00:58:54
Now you just die and then click through to English.
00:58:57
Don't believe it's another one that's a different show.
00:59:00
That is a different show.
00:59:02
Van Allen Belts will kill you.
00:59:05
But Marie Curie.
00:59:07
When I claim most notably, the only woman that I admit
00:59:11
is smarter than me that have died in her thirties because of her
00:59:17
radioactivity, isn't the planet radiation
00:59:21
sickness or Adam killed Madame Curie?
00:59:25
To prove me wrong, if you knew how to search
00:59:28
for those terms are Marie Curie,
00:59:33
first name and everybody else.
00:59:35
Well, Marie is the no
00:59:37
the most popular name on planet Earth selves.
00:59:41
Why scholars have been so critical
00:59:44
is no I think is the Animal Muhammad.
00:59:48
But rather that's what I actually tried to say is what you said.
00:59:51
In fact, let me give you an example.
00:59:53
But that was the most popular name of those times.
00:59:55
I disagree just to be disagreeable.
00:59:58
But you were right. Yeah.
01:00:00
I don't know.
01:00:01
Jonathan's pretty popular myth. John Smith.
01:00:05
How many John Smith's are there idea out of thin air.
01:00:08
This is how he did it.
01:00:09
I'll read from his quote.
01:00:12
Oh, yeah. In hymns to exalt him
01:00:15
can be like translated a quarter of a 10th of a percent.
01:00:19
Correct.
01:00:20
Translation should undoubtedly, because that's just winning in Olivia.
01:00:25
Olivia, What are you talking about?
01:00:28
John should have predicted addicted That what I asked.
01:00:32
Oh, and leaves it at that as the most common name in the world.
01:00:36
I was going to say that, but I didn't.
01:00:38
One is based on how many people are in Asia.
01:00:41
Wang It's for. Wang
01:00:45
How bad it's a WANG But I say.
01:00:47
WANG Read a little. Okay, I'll say it right.
01:00:49
And you say, oh, you, Peter, if it makes they hung, they hang.
01:00:55
Or if it really a wang would have to have a you is an example from a summa.
01:00:59
Now you the wang I'm sorry if I'm insulting a surname it
01:01:02
buddy in the chat How do you pronounce Wang Huang.
01:01:06
Everyone in chat respond simultaneous All of you.
01:01:09
All of you Wang. Wow.
01:01:12
Not only does it describe his way, Wang is in the chat the way,
01:01:18
but it also says that it's still drawn, is able to perceive the
01:01:22
they want to be on is yes and a link.
01:01:25
Yeah, I'll send it to you.
01:01:26
Yeah I'll, I'll forwarded them.
01:01:29
Here's another
01:01:29
one from the same epic E who knows all things if I have to create a room,
01:01:33
if this recurring and the host of tomorrow I'll just hang on my phone.
01:01:38
Will definition of EA's knowledge He knows.
01:01:41
Oh, friggin Jesse knowledge.
01:01:43
Jesse Zon.
01:01:45
Jesse Goodman. I love you.
01:01:46
Do not isolated descriptions of this knowledge.
01:01:49
E is the God of wisdom for
01:01:52
how many followers we have.
01:01:54
Are you? Can you see the chat too?
01:01:56
Yeah.
01:01:57
Yeah.
01:01:57
Well, this valuable plane gave an explanation.
01:02:00
We should read the chat.
01:02:03
A hint that he cares a lick about what is valuable because it's a great conductor.
01:02:06
It's malleable.
01:02:07
It's just in black.
01:02:08
You've rephrase it shiny and something.
01:02:10
L want to read that last part.
01:02:13
I can't see it.
01:02:14
Oh, I was going to say everything that the chat you said.
01:02:16
Yeah, I know. I always agree to everything.
01:02:19
Which is not surprising considering the last one.
01:02:21
Don't read at all in this section. Aha.
01:02:24
A straw about ah in his translation.
01:02:28
I mean it's your hand off my knee.
01:02:32
The game of chicken is when
01:02:35
I lose. Get your hand off my knee.
01:02:37
Yes you do.
01:02:38
Look at the all win
01:02:41
different game.
01:02:42
I'm your freaking rules things that I hope there's the break.
01:02:46
I hope that this film helps. You kidding me?
01:02:49
There's Jordan Maxwell Zacharias agent I mentioned through I said Dolores Cannon.
01:02:54
Those three guys thought that was the point of playing this video
01:02:57
because it related to every point you record every single thing.
01:03:01
Okay, So, so that told this was an analogy
01:03:04
was a Akkadian
01:03:08
and a nuna was the Sumerian the same thing,
01:03:11
but it simply means noble seed or
01:03:15
royalty.
01:03:17
You should be suspicious.
01:03:19
Again, this is just something that as a professor,
01:03:22
as a scholar, I try to get my students.
01:03:24
Oh holy crap.
01:03:25
Before I would just game in.
01:03:27
How many of us are really? I got a picture.
01:03:29
It's really good.
01:03:30
It looks nice.
01:03:31
You know, an Amazon fire? What? No, it's.
01:03:35
It's just the flats. The. Yeah.
01:03:37
Or the camera. Oh, yeah.
01:03:39
I got this.
01:03:39
There's something sensitive on there you don't want to see.
01:03:42
Oh, shoot. Pawn search.
01:03:44
Got to go close right up to that camera.
01:03:46
Oh, yeah.
01:03:47
The microphone doesn't.
01:03:48
Isn't what sees amount of work. You see it?
01:03:52
You know what? It's this. What? Nobody.
01:03:54
They know what firewood looks like.
01:03:55
Yeah, it's just the flashes.
01:03:57
They have cuneiform on it.
01:03:59
You to check is going to check.
01:04:02
Here's the thing.
01:04:03
Why would you carve a little wedge shaped figurines
01:04:06
into a big clump of clay and then bake it to make it a stone?
01:04:10
If it wasn't important,
01:04:13
you wouldn't, would you?
01:04:15
That's not as how some people do.
01:04:17
I got to let the credits.
01:04:19
Oh, yeah.
01:04:20
We stole the whole thing.
01:04:21
Well, we didn't want people to watch it.
01:04:23
Oh, go to these.
01:04:25
Yeah.
01:04:26
In the description, we're promoting it and we're trans.
01:04:29
It's not in the.
01:04:30
It's not in the description below, is it.
01:04:31
What was your reaction to that video.
01:04:34
Oh, everything that you thought it would be.
01:04:36
Yeah,
01:04:37
I have change.
01:04:38
My brain would have paid attention to it.
01:04:39
It probably would have related to everything.
01:04:41
Oh, I wasn't paying it.
01:04:49
Okay, so the Inuit are simply nobility,
01:04:52
not those who have fallen from the sky and and straight.
01:04:58
I want to know of that.
01:05:00
We I haven't seen every single YouTube video ever made about
01:05:05
people writing stuff on clay tablets and then baking the tablets
01:05:08
and making them into stone.
01:05:10
But, man, I'm interested in each and every one of them.
01:05:14
Wait, so you just inferred or implied grammar?
01:05:19
Yes, I am. And I know which one is right.
01:05:21
Tablets are baked like, uh.
01:05:23
Yeah, baked the kiln.
01:05:27
I like saying kiln
01:05:31
oven.
01:05:34
O o of Noah's Ark.
01:05:37
The Ark of the Covenant. Joan of Arc.
01:05:41
I'm guessing stupid stuff, right?
01:05:44
Because I heard his name, his stuff.
01:05:46
Kind of take a drink.
01:05:46
And that's Marshawn Lynch.
01:05:52
Oh, choo choo choo choo choo.
01:05:54
Your pets.
01:05:56
The pottery that cooks
01:05:59
ceramics.
01:06:00
That's what I was. Oh, yeah, it's.
01:06:02
Yeah.
01:06:02
So yeah, it's ceramic.
01:06:04
What's are ceramic ceramic niche. Yes.
01:06:07
Wait, so I thought they were always chiseled stone.
01:06:11
Oh no, no, no.
01:06:13
They actually a soft wood.
01:06:16
I could do cuneiform if you want me to.
01:06:18
I can do a little demonstration next week on flood rants.
01:06:25
We're not doing that right.
01:06:27
I was laughing at the O draw.
01:06:30
Come on.
01:06:31
Do I have to watch the feed on my phone
01:06:37
or Iraq?
01:06:38
Next time I'll have the chat rolling frigging door.
01:06:41
Oh, yeah.
01:06:42
No, no, no. I plan to recognize pride Month.
01:06:45
I identify as a cisgender
01:06:48
cis gender simply means I identify as the gender I was born.
01:06:54
A lot of people call that normal, But.
01:06:56
But no one.
01:06:57
No one wants you to call everybody else abnormal.
01:07:02
Oh, if I believe it's a that's why it's a chromosome or sex.
01:07:07
Yeah. Thank you.
01:07:08
No, moving on. We don't need to say another word about that.
01:07:10
This says it all.
01:07:12
So, yeah, the only differences that I'm aware of.
01:07:15
I'm also okay with anyone comfortable with themselves.
01:07:18
Like,
01:07:20
Yeah, I'm super comfortable with myself.
01:07:23
I can tell you that touching, that thing.
01:07:27
I didn't think you see that it can be revealed easily.
01:07:30
Yes. Rants No pain,
01:07:33
no periods.
01:07:35
Okay, so where was that?
01:07:37
So I was going to I was going to yell the tirade.
01:07:40
Tirade about that. Yeah.
01:07:43
Who would win enough fight to the death.
01:07:46
Fourth or ank
01:07:49
now. No.
01:07:49
Keep in mind Anqi had to try a few times like he failed a few times.
01:07:54
There are details to this story like he
01:07:58
he messed it up and we couldn't reproduce you know like zebras or whatever.
01:08:02
Yeah that was the dumbest thing I've said so far
01:08:08
except for when I said something that I begged him to delete
01:08:12
and he, he built a time travel machine, beeped it out for me in.
01:08:17
Yeah,
01:08:18
I had a boy that's producer of the year
01:08:23
killing it, absolutely killing it.
01:08:25
I was so snarky last week.
01:08:27
I feel like I should apologize, but I don't have it in me.
01:08:31
Can't say I'm sorry.
01:08:34
I know these are the two.
01:08:37
No droid that's the wrong door.
01:08:39
Told me I use the wrong word about the NASCAR lines.
01:08:42
And he's right.
01:08:44
Screw draw. You can have corrections.
01:08:48
My editorial is I don't apologize.
01:08:50
I use the wrong word, but it still applies
01:08:54
generally and of ish.
01:08:57
Screw you. Draw the two myth a lot.
01:09:00
You want to have fight, please. Okay.
01:09:03
Okay.
01:09:03
My money's on the bird, man.
01:09:05
Then the prince symbol.
01:09:07
Here's the thing.
01:09:08
Foss is a pencil necked geek.
01:09:10
He is the the god of literature.
01:09:13
Pretty rip.
01:09:14
They're all ripped.
01:09:15
They're all rip.
01:09:16
Okay.
01:09:17
Of depictions of art, of course.
01:09:20
But that's the art.
01:09:22
That's just the ink.
01:09:23
Ink nke nke
01:09:29
is stills folder on
01:09:33
it didn't
01:09:35
I cannot spell okay Mr. B
01:09:39
junky That's bad, right?
01:09:41
Got it. Exactly correct.
01:09:43
I stand corrected.
01:09:44
I still don't apologize.
01:09:49
Oh, like ink.
01:09:52
Oh, thought was it ink?
01:09:55
Come on. They might be the same dude.
01:09:57
Don't know, but iMac was probably the same.
01:10:00
Dude is ink.
01:10:02
Here's why they had so many different names.
01:10:04
I have 20 different names and I've only lived 50 years
01:10:08
and think exactly so forth
01:10:12
being 37,000 years old cause you'd have a bunch of different names.
01:10:17
Come on to it.
01:10:18
Live thousands of years.
01:10:21
All the parallel between all those stories.
01:10:25
Same dude, it's the same dude.
01:10:27
Thor friggin Icarus.
01:10:31
They're all the same dude.
01:10:34
Quetzalcoatl Look it up, man.
01:10:39
Quetzal Quetzalcoatl.
01:10:41
Quetzal This way you spell Quetzal, quetzal,
01:10:45
quetzal, Kotal.
01:10:48
But see, not a k
01:10:51
kotal,
01:10:53
that's all.
01:10:54
Claro, That'll get them. Yep.
01:10:57
Oh, look at that.
01:10:58
Somebody is okay.
01:10:59
Quetzal Q The whole segment in itself.
01:11:02
I know. Birdie spell okay.
01:11:05
Q you e t z quetzal l
01:11:11
seal a t l
01:11:17
Little Claro
01:11:19
l Yeah, the feathered serpent bitches.
01:11:23
I say that right.
01:11:25
Feather Serpent bitches. Yeah,
01:11:27
that Is that a sentence?
01:11:29
What a civilized man should be taught Math.
01:11:32
The friggin calendar. He taught agriculture.
01:11:35
He taught.
01:11:36
It was when you say he'd be that ethical.
01:11:40
Oh, God.
01:11:41
Oh. Oh, dear.
01:11:43
You got me.
01:11:45
Let's call him the
01:11:47
Atlantean
01:11:49
representation of him.
01:11:50
Or let's call him nothing.
01:11:51
Actually, him.
01:11:54
Oh, that is not a good representation and that is not him.
01:11:58
You know who he brought with him
01:12:01
to South America?
01:12:05
His slaves, the Lomax.
01:12:08
Do you know why there are African head carvings in South America?
01:12:14
Oh, the heads.
01:12:15
We were busy.
01:12:16
All Macs were from Africa.
01:12:19
You know why this friggin Quetzalcoatl came from Egypt?
01:12:24
And that's why there's three pyramids.
01:12:27
Just like Giza in South America hangs.
01:12:33
I should drop the mic.
01:12:34
How do you drop this Mike over?
01:12:37
Jesus,
01:12:41
I'm serious about good versus evil.
01:12:44
And you're right.
01:12:45
No, I'm not.
01:12:48
There's no one that's 100% good.
01:12:50
There's no civilization. That's honor percent bad.
01:12:53
There's no anything that's hundred percent good.
01:12:55
It's a bunch of great.
01:12:57
And that's why we're celebrating Rainbow this month.
01:13:01
All shades of gray.
01:13:03
No more floods.
01:13:05
I can't make any promises.
01:13:07
That's what the rainbow is for.
01:13:08
And the dove with the olive branch,
01:13:12
it's all allegory, man.
01:13:15
You're supposed to learn some lessons, but these people aren't real people
01:13:20
unless they are. And cool, too.
01:13:22
But, man, I can't.
01:13:24
Okay, I'm back.
01:13:24
Like aliens.
01:13:26
Like, where are they?
01:13:27
Are crime, he say.
01:13:30
They say Lemuria. El Dorado.
01:13:33
If I may have said this before, all that stuff is
01:13:37
subterranean
01:13:39
Hollow Earth theory. Basically.
01:13:41
But give me any foil hat concept.
01:13:43
I'll. I'll entertain it. I'll try to.
01:13:46
I'll try to debunk it. I'll.
01:13:48
I'll fight for it. I don't I don't care.
01:13:51
Bring it and let's see what Throw it all against the wall.
01:13:55
See what sticks.
01:13:55
Because right now we don't know.
01:13:58
So I say we everything Absolutely everything.
01:14:03
Bring it all on.
01:14:04
Like, give me the craziest story you can come up with
01:14:08
because what they're telling is not right.
01:14:12
And I'm looking for
01:14:15
the things that that connect to.
01:14:18
I want I want to connect these dots.
01:14:20
There are so many stories from so many different cultures.
01:14:24
And then when they do line up, it's like a choir of angels
01:14:28
sing out in unison and it's like the truth is finally revealed.
01:14:33
Oh, that's why that's all I want.
01:14:36
Is that asking too much truth.
01:14:40
I'll drink to that.
01:14:41
Cheers.
01:14:46
So where were we?
01:14:50
Thought we'd die.
01:14:52
I mean, like, we should have a funeral
01:14:55
to hear
01:14:58
all that revealing himself.
01:15:01
But the problem with most guys is they don't reveal themselves
01:15:04
to humans or mortals.
01:15:09
Oh, how often do you interact with and.
01:15:11
Oh, I just don't.
01:15:13
I just don't know it.
01:15:16
The answer is that why you don't?
01:15:18
Do you love the answer and indifferent to the answer at this point,
01:15:22
unless they're crawling on you in the back to you,
01:15:25
we can't affect God. So what do they care?
01:15:27
We're ants that they never even see.
01:15:29
I'll tell you what.
01:15:30
You're right about all of that.
01:15:31
But you led me into a rant.
01:15:34
If human beings behave like ants, we would be on the moon right now.
01:15:39
They are so unified and they are so dedicated and they work
01:15:43
as a team and their collaboration cannot be paralleled.
01:15:47
There are termites that build structures that are better than our Sistine Chapel.
01:15:53
I mean,
01:15:54
that's not true.
01:15:55
But anyway I digress.
01:15:59
Is ants.
01:16:01
Oh, yeah, Ants brings out.
01:16:03
It is ants.
01:16:06
They cooperate.
01:16:08
That's supposed to be our thing.
01:16:11
Probably glue.
01:16:13
Absolutely.
01:16:16
Colonies.
01:16:17
I'm going to give you colonies on that.
01:16:21
This is a trivia.
01:16:22
What is a contest? What does the group advance called?
01:16:24
I don't think it's army.
01:16:25
Army? Army.
01:16:26
Thank you.
01:16:30
My does a piece of hand-waving need you flat?
01:16:32
I've been working on this.
01:16:38
Your other hand off my though
01:16:42
they can't see that under the machine.
01:16:45
You want to play asteroid.
01:16:47
I don't think it's worked out Know.
01:16:49
Yeah.
01:16:52
No, I.
01:16:53
That's my opportunity to reach out to the machine.
01:16:55
Oh, that's not the joystick.
01:16:58
I it's a euphemism.
01:17:03
It's an allegory to me from.
01:17:06
Oh yeah.
01:17:09
Oh leave thoughts of there a lot.
01:17:11
Love thoughts.
01:17:12
Look at that ibis face
01:17:14
the face of an ibis.
01:17:16
Some people say it's an ibis.
01:17:18
What bird? That.
01:17:19
Yeah, some people say it's a wood.
01:17:23
What's the Edra albus the the actor between ibis or a belt
01:17:29
baboon he's never seen with the head is God baboon had some art
01:17:33
but but wouldn't that be groovy at the head of an eye hours
01:17:37
and the ass of a baboon little red ass monkey the Doberman
01:17:41
do any.
01:17:46
Oh, it's Horace Mann.
01:17:47
He's got the bag.
01:17:48
He's got the handbag that's supposed to be filled with water because, you know,
01:17:53
water.
01:17:54
I was busy learning how to work computers and stuff.
01:17:56
I don't care.
01:17:58
That's the only thing I need you to do over again.
01:18:01
I can rant all by myself, but it doesn't get to anybody without you.
01:18:10
I do.
01:18:11
Listening. Learning.
01:18:13
Aleister Crowley.
01:18:14
Oh, my God.
01:18:16
Next week and France.
01:18:19
How does what's the connection to him?
01:18:21
And no, he I know his Mr. crowd.
01:18:25
I know from Ozzy, but I mean, what's his connection to us
01:18:28
next week I'm fled France.
01:18:30
Ozzy Osborne
01:18:34
probably was trying for black magic.
01:18:37
That's sorcery. That's alchemy.
01:18:41
That is camel, right?
01:18:42
That Is Egypt.
01:18:48
I did degrees of Kevin Bacon from Crawley to
01:18:53
Egypt.
01:18:57
The chat journeys says
01:18:58
what spaceship do that.
01:19:02
Oh, my God.
01:19:03
That's a direct answer. Draw.
01:19:06
I'm talking about the collaboration.
01:19:08
If we had the cooperation of Ant Colony, we would have been to the moon by now.
01:19:13
Because we're a lot greater than ants, you idiot.
01:19:16
Be clear to.
01:19:16
I'm pretty sure that everything, the whole blue red divide
01:19:21
practical.
01:19:22
That's true. Fire ants.
01:19:23
We're so busy worrying about our identities that we gather like it's.
01:19:27
Yeah, if it wasn't for the.
01:19:29
The cold war,
01:19:30
we would have never even tried to get to the moon because Pride month.
01:19:34
Oh, God. Yeah, I identify.
01:19:37
Do you suppose ants have a Pride month or do you suppose they're busy working?
01:19:41
Are you calling me fat?
01:19:44
Each circle gets the square, bitches.
01:19:47
We got to have a game show. Okay?
01:19:49
We have more than one viewer, right?
01:19:52
It's draw.
01:19:53
Draw. Let's see what to be on here.
01:19:56
Seriously, We can put you on TV right now, but then look.
01:20:01
Oh, there would be nobody watching.
01:20:03
We've got a space for draw.
01:20:04
Get on TV
01:20:07
or just call me.
01:20:08
Yeah, I'll call you. You
01:20:15
all right?
01:20:18
I put it on speaker.
01:20:21
All right, He's on speaker.
01:20:25
This draw.
01:20:26
I'm calling. Draw?
01:20:28
Yeah.
01:20:34
Who's calling? Draw
01:20:37
in. Call because of your online life.
01:20:41
Whatever this is called flashcards.
01:20:44
Evening.
01:20:47
Think you know you've got the best comments
01:20:50
I will write that makes you the best is just calling
01:20:55
to let you know how much he appreciate can you hear him in real time.
01:20:59
I mean there's got to be a00 you fagot.
01:21:06
Okay bye.
01:21:09
I did it again.
01:21:12
I meant it though.
01:21:13
And that's out of love.
01:21:15
This is LV DVD RB.
01:21:18
I felt.
01:21:19
Oh yeah, exactly.
01:21:23
It's Alphabet month,
01:21:25
ABC, the EMG.
01:21:29
You know what?
01:21:30
I think we were also given through one of the bottlenecks our alphabet.
01:21:36
You know what kind of numerals we use
01:21:39
Arabic,
01:21:42
Arabic,
01:21:44
our numbers, our numbers are.
01:21:46
RB You know what killed mathematics in that
01:21:53
Islam?
01:21:57
I I'm not saying there's no good
01:22:00
that can come from the Koran, but man, it squash.
01:22:05
Did you know two thirds of the celestial bodies that we can see
01:22:09
with the naked eye in the night right now
01:22:14
are named Arabic things because they discovered them first
01:22:18
and then about 200 years ago, they went straight Muslim
01:22:23
and stopped all scientific in mathematics
01:22:28
completely.
01:22:29
The religion itself,
01:22:32
retarded entire culture
01:22:36
of their ability to think. So.
01:22:44
These myths aren't all good.
01:22:47
There are some drawbacks to believing, to
01:22:52
in something that's obviously fiction,
01:22:56
and that's what I'm trying to fight and embrace.
01:23:02
Oh, asteroid.
01:23:03
All right.
01:23:05
Oh, okay.
01:23:07
So that prickly truth that I want to hug
01:23:10
is so much better than the the warm,
01:23:14
cozy falsehoods that everyone else is embracing.
01:23:20
It still makes
01:23:20
me sound like a whack a doodle, like I'm nuts.
01:23:23
I'm the crazy one.
01:23:26
That's the way it used to sound.
01:23:27
But now it's kind of reversed.
01:23:29
Oh, I think people think they can't possibly be that naive, that the phrase
01:23:34
conspiracy theory is actually changed in popular culture too, to actually mean.
01:23:40
Oh, well informed.
01:23:41
Oh, right, exactly.
01:23:43
Like if you look at the guy that actually coined the term conspiracy theory,
01:23:46
it was just to vilify anybody who questioned Kennedy
01:23:53
door.
01:23:53
You're on speaker
01:23:56
people.
01:23:57
It is a little bit of a delay.
01:23:59
I don't know if your other Oh, no.
01:24:02
They talked about Kagan, N.M.
01:24:05
Who would you rather bang?
01:24:10
Oh, oh, okay.
01:24:14
Okay.
01:24:15
You two.
01:24:17
Actually, what?
01:24:19
No kidding.
01:24:21
I delivered to Ferndale
01:24:24
on me and everyone
01:24:29
there.
01:24:30
Kind of.
01:24:30
Okay, who's gayer? Me or you?
01:24:33
I'll take either side.
01:24:34
And are you the whatever you you feels the correct answer.
01:24:39
I Okay.
01:24:42
Oh, God. You got me again. Okay.
01:24:45
Okay, cool.
01:24:47
Next topic.
01:24:50
You were talking about the grand.
01:24:52
Yeah, of course.
01:24:54
Yeah.
01:24:55
You talked about and
01:24:57
of course
01:24:58
thing these megalithic structures mostly extracted from barbecue.
01:25:02
Done. Of course.
01:25:04
You know, you didn't never focus, which I always think is important is the way in
01:25:08
which they were at in society to be able to have their time,
01:25:13
their resources to be able to build these things.
01:25:16
You're talking about the Koran
01:25:17
and how they were able to discover shit in the sky.
01:25:20
Well, they were probably at a plateau of their civilization.
01:25:22
These were not hunter gatherers.
01:25:25
Nothing went to shit.
01:25:26
And then at some point they became more barbaric
01:25:28
like they are kind of today where they rape a bunch of women instead of a rape.
01:25:33
You right now, grapes, a grape.
01:25:35
I mean, all on grape beer, grape
01:25:39
anus.
01:25:41
Well, I'm just saying.
01:25:42
And or penis,
01:25:44
it's the right word, but it was penises.
01:25:51
Draw.
01:25:51
We need you in studio next week.
01:25:54
Can you. Can you answer that?
01:25:56
I literally got to the hotel here in Cleveland. Next week.
01:25:59
I will be in.
01:26:00
All right.
01:26:01
Set up remote North Carolina, which is great
01:26:03
because I actually get to finish. I get to play that.
01:26:05
I'm going to play that whole course, that universe.
01:26:08
No kidding.
01:26:10
Nice fucking course. Oh, yeah.
01:26:12
I got to go back there.
01:26:13
Oh, I'm finishing right now.
01:26:16
Finishing was know your business is
01:26:20
still going at it under the table there.
01:26:22
Yeah.
01:26:23
Oh, see, you have been paying attention.
01:26:26
I didn't dedicate this to you, Greg Hart.
01:26:29
I dedicated this to John Flynn Jr.
01:26:31
Bitches.
01:26:32
I still have to go back and listen to the beginning of the.
01:26:36
Oh, no, you don't.
01:26:36
I didn't say anything important.
01:26:38
Oh, yeah. No, Typically, yeah.
01:26:41
Yeah.
01:26:41
Thank you.
01:26:43
And you've been paying attention.
01:26:44
You're the only one that's been.
01:26:45
There's only point.
01:26:46
Okay, I'm going to hang up
01:26:49
people watch and Virgin.
01:26:52
No, no, no.
01:26:53
There's five, five followers.
01:26:55
I'm one of them here this year.
01:26:57
The third we appreciate.
01:26:58
We're the first and second.
01:27:01
The fourth.
01:27:01
The fourth is John Flynn.
01:27:03
The fifth is a mystery.
01:27:05
We don't know or we don't know.
01:27:08
My guess is Greg heart Lemon.
01:27:12
But lemon friggin lemon
01:27:17
shot of Meadowlark Lemon.
01:27:18
You know exactly what I'm talking about.
01:27:20
But it might not be.
01:27:21
It might be like friggin earnest.
01:27:23
Tito, I've got a body of work that's interested Drew.
01:27:28
He's a work he might be. Watch. I don't I don't know.
01:27:31
I don't know who the fifth one guy I.
01:27:34
Oh, boy. That's a
01:27:37
it's coming across
01:27:38
a little mumbly in my microphone.
01:27:42
It is. It sounds good to me.
01:27:43
Okay, good.
01:27:44
Okay. Draw us topic.
01:27:47
Think of this episode again. Cue near for
01:27:50
to see the Valley of the Kings.
01:27:51
But I know you were talking about it when I first came. Oh,
01:27:55
it was the Kings list.
01:27:57
The Sumerian Kings list. Oh, the Kings not okay. Yeah.
01:27:59
Whatever would give the Valley of the Kings.
01:28:02
So what do you know?
01:28:04
What do you know about the Valley Kings?
01:28:07
The golden spell.
01:28:08
Are you talking about gold?
01:28:10
Oh, you're going back to your previous.
01:28:11
No, the Valley of the Kings in Egypt, you know.
01:28:14
Oh, God. Yeah.
01:28:15
Okay. Yeah, In there.
01:28:17
No one is buried there.
01:28:19
It's not the workers as it's claimed here.
01:28:23
The Kings are buried there.
01:28:26
Oh, yeah.
01:28:26
Yeah. Those are legit.
01:28:28
Those seem interesting to look at like
01:28:32
the time that each
01:28:35
effigies that are around because they do change like some of them,
01:28:38
like King Tut's is actually pretty small because you didn't rule that long
01:28:42
and he was a kid.
01:28:44
Yeah but just the that they gave him really a never much like platinum player
01:28:48
as some of the other rooms or whatever reason just based on the ruler at the time
01:28:53
what the importance was it's very interesting to look at it like
01:28:56
I was watching some video and he was going to go
01:28:59
into each of the tombs and it's kind of like showing,
01:29:03
you know, like a 3-D camera or a 360 camera,
01:29:06
which is pretty cool because you can look at whatever the hell
01:29:08
you want to look at versus whatever pointing it out.
01:29:10
You know, I agree.
01:29:12
You're content contributor.
01:29:16
You're going to be you're recited
01:29:17
best part of the show.
01:29:22
Yeah.
01:29:23
And I don't even like you know I try to give people not to like me
01:29:28
but unfortunately it's really difficult I know I know you're so sexy
01:29:35
you don't think like the less friends you know, the issues.
01:29:38
Yeah.
01:29:39
You know, it's true.
01:29:43
The less fighters you have, the better.
01:29:45
Oh, my God.
01:29:47
Oh, that's lighter.
01:29:49
Equals more fun. Is that.
01:29:51
That? That's.
01:29:52
I guarantee to escape every every Monday at 8:00.
01:29:55
I know.
01:29:56
That's why I race over here in Idiot.
01:30:00
I got this property in paradise.
01:30:02
I could be sitting there with a campfire.
01:30:05
No, I'm here because I like it better.
01:30:09
Go on. Remote disc golf. Oh, my God.
01:30:12
Okay, Next week I'm flying France.
01:30:15
Remote disc golf.
01:30:18
So you got to fly the drone.
01:30:23
No, drone.
01:30:25
Oh. Oh, good morning.
01:30:26
This podcast happens just inside Gary's head.
01:30:29
Oh, my God.
01:30:30
This might not even be
01:30:32
remote.
01:30:33
Just go. I'll play a course while you're playing.
01:30:35
Oh, to different verses versus though.
01:30:38
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:30:40
You're on a three part.
01:30:41
On a five part.
01:30:42
We got we're still Dad.
01:30:45
Hey. As long as the course ends with the right amount of strokes.
01:30:47
Right, Exactly.
01:30:49
Our job. Right.
01:30:50
You know what else has the right amount of strokes
01:30:53
Obama had a boy.
01:30:56
I will.
01:30:57
I would have also accepted. Wait, wait.
01:31:00
And that was the right one.
01:31:02
And his Pinocchio
01:31:06
get splinters when he whacks off.
01:31:10
Does Pinocchio get splinters
01:31:13
when he whacks off?
01:31:17
Okay.
01:31:18
I'm just saying.
01:31:21
I take another break.
01:31:24
I have to do Pinocchio.
01:31:37
I it.
01:31:40
Where are you going?
01:31:42
He just leaves these for some time.
01:31:44
We could wrap it up.
01:31:45
You want to?
01:31:49
Okay.
01:31:50
Okay. Okay. I'm back. I'm back.
01:31:53
Okay.
01:31:54
Seriously?
01:31:56
Yeah, I definitely was.
01:31:58
That's a good one.
01:32:00
I know that the guy had a toupee on first.
01:32:01
100% sure. Not like this.
01:32:04
This isn't real. Do you think this is real?
01:32:06
This is this it? No, this is a piece. This.
01:32:09
This part here.
01:32:10
This is a real.
01:32:11
That's a rug.
01:32:14
Talk to your rug guy.
01:32:16
Okay. Oh, no, no. These are foil.
01:32:18
We'll have Friday.
01:32:19
And this all of this is foil.
01:32:23
I the whole basement.
01:32:24
My whole house is lined in Mylar.
01:32:26
Absolutely. Yes.
01:32:29
Joe, you friggin rock, man.
01:32:31
You got to get over here
01:32:34
or I'll get over there.
01:32:35
I don't care.
01:32:36
I'll get you to be busy Mondays for them.
01:32:40
I'm home every weekend.
01:32:42
All right.
01:32:42
Well, we'll make out then
01:32:45
for LBJ, A, B, PB, and J.
01:32:50
Even the even the GS one out of that.
01:32:53
They want the GS one out of that act.
01:32:55
Yeah, no kidding. I would too.
01:32:57
You know.
01:32:57
You know what initials Not in that straight.
01:33:00
Yeah yeah. No that isn't.
01:33:02
I don't care about it.
01:33:03
Oh, we're outcasts.
01:33:06
And not that there's anything wrong with that.
01:33:08
Oh, exactly.
01:33:10
No, I love the female form.
01:33:11
I really do.
01:33:12
I admire it.
01:33:13
I meant I meant their hate.
01:33:15
I appreciate their hate for me.
01:33:16
Oh, yeah, yeah. It's accepted. Yeah, yeah.
01:33:19
I embrace their hate. I dislike people.
01:33:23
Absolutely.
01:33:25
Depending on. Oh, jeez.
01:33:27
Oh, man.
01:33:28
Tell you what, that's.
01:33:29
That's what gets me into a lot of trouble.
01:33:30
I was like, If I say people are stupid, I'm fine.
01:33:34
If I say black people are stupid, I'm a jerk.
01:33:38
Oh, shoot.
01:33:39
I'm a jerk.
01:33:45
Oops.
01:33:46
Oh, wait. What's our closing?
01:33:48
Oh, the word of the day is
01:33:51
large class therapy.
01:33:53
That's not a word.
01:33:55
Oh, I made it up.
01:33:56
I like. I like the little.
01:33:59
I'm actually about the
01:34:02
company.
01:34:03
Oh, oh, yeah, yeah.
01:34:04
Oh, oh, yeah, yeah.
01:34:06
This week in random numbers.
01:34:09
Oh, nice evening. Episode number one.
01:34:11
You have that when
01:34:13
somebody.
01:34:15
Oh, you've seen my notes haven't you've seen my,
01:34:20
my you tell we have no show, we have no rundown, no notes this week.
01:34:26
All right, well
01:34:28
all right
01:34:32
those draw those awesome.
01:34:34
That's part of the show.
01:34:35
It was the best part of the show.
01:34:37
I'll get them in a box next year.
01:34:40
That was awesome.
01:34:41
Can you get his head in a box?
01:34:43
I can't.
01:34:44
I actually can't.
01:34:46
He's very.
01:34:55
And it was great to have him friggin draw here.
01:34:58
It was like heaven draw here.
01:35:01
Oh, yeah.
01:35:03
Number days in a year plus
01:35:10
I like the, the fractal design there
01:35:14
of fractal patterns.
01:35:16
Next week on fladge rants.
01:35:21
I love it.
01:35:22
Wait, what kind of vehicles That It's a wheeler P3 85.
01:35:28
See those those front wheels don't look like wheels.
01:35:31
I mean, no, it appears to be that it's probably goes real slow,
01:35:34
but it's got wheels.
01:35:35
Is asphalt like a mother? No kidding.
01:35:39
It lays a road.
01:35:40
It just everywhere it goes.
01:35:42
It leaves a road that is sweet.
01:35:45
I need one of those.
01:35:47
I need a fleet of those even more out of it.
01:35:50
Oh, NASCAR lines, here I come.
01:35:54
You're trying to correct me on my wording
01:35:56
and how how I said they were
01:36:01
etched or whatever.
01:36:03
They dug the material out of the ground.
01:36:05
He said you could just scrape with your fingers or foot or whatever.
01:36:10
It's not true.
01:36:11
There's hundreds of thousands of tons of rocks that were removed.
01:36:14
We have no idea where they put them.
01:36:16
And there is no no evidence of the remains.
01:36:20
So So it could have been so long ago because there's no wind
01:36:24
or the weather's there pretty nice, really just hot like not windy.
01:36:29
So So it'll stay that way for a long, long time.
01:36:32
But man, you can't just scrape it away with your finger tip.
01:36:36
It is the Nazca lines are the real deal and they're not perfect.
01:36:41
Don't get me wrong, I never said the pyramids were perfect,
01:36:45
but the true north is stagger three
01:36:49
and that and the geometrical shapes in the NASCAR lines are just overwhelming.
01:36:54
But so are crop circles.
01:36:56
I don't mention those.
01:36:57
I don't mention Loch Ness Monster, friggin
01:37:02
Bigfoot.
01:37:03
I don't mention a lot of oil concepts because they're just bunk.
01:37:08
Tell you what.
01:37:09
Next week, punk foil hat, Bring it on.
01:37:14
Wrapping up.
01:37:15
No, no. Let's play the game.
01:37:18
Okay.
01:37:18
I can't. It doesn't. That is not all right.
01:37:20
All right.
01:37:21
We'll try it one more time.
01:37:22
It's just
01:37:25
I owe you a friggin Blanco, man.
01:37:27
Blanco versus Chun-Li.
01:37:30
Come on.
01:37:31
Oh, I see.
01:37:32
Yeah. Yeah, I got it. Okay,
01:37:35
I'll take you.
01:37:36
I can take it this time. I win.
01:37:38
I only have the four buttons.
01:37:40
But now I know I only have the four buttons and you're in trouble.
01:37:43
Reguilon. No, no. Blanca.
01:37:46
Blanca, you get Chun-Li.
01:37:47
By the way, I got to set up.
01:37:49
I like I can do any which. What?
01:37:51
What they're watching is.
01:37:54
That's fine.
01:37:55
I'll react as if they know what we're talking about.
01:38:01
Brings that thing.
01:38:05
Yeah.
01:38:07
I was guile.
01:38:08
You were?
01:38:09
Were you chun-li?
01:38:11
Yeah, you were Chun-Li.
01:38:12
Yeah.
01:38:13
Blanket chun-li. But
01:38:18
if guile can't win, Blanca can.
01:38:21
I'm going to start with an electrocution.
01:38:23
Oh, that's right.
01:38:24
I have to go. This tricky.
01:38:28
So draw brought to light some interesting stuff that we didn't really discuss.
01:38:32
And I like that.
01:38:33
I like that a lot.
01:38:34
I meant to run roughshod across the whole two player.
01:38:37
Start on your right.
01:38:43
Oh, did too early
01:38:44
had to do the warning first 30th
01:38:49
of I'm here
01:39:06
but I,
01:39:09
I know
01:39:13
what my
01:39:41
thoughts are.
01:40:01
Yeah I'm doing all right
01:40:06
I want your text Text.
01:40:12
No way.
01:40:14
Oh wait.
01:40:20
Oh my gosh.
01:40:25
Oh really.
01:40:27
You love
01:40:40
your face.
01:40:43
Yo, man.
01:40:44
And you
01:40:46
know, there's only been one of the time
01:40:48
and you 103810
01:40:56
yeah 000
01:41:28
back.
01:41:31
Oh, I'm an idiot.
01:41:36
You're good.
01:41:37
Good game.
01:41:38
No one graduated.
01:41:41
Yeah, it was.
01:41:42
Yes, it was.
01:41:42
Okay. Oh, crap.
01:41:45
It wasn't as strong a podcast as I was hoping.
01:41:49
It was the best podcast we've ever had.
01:41:51
Is it actually to change the attitude?
01:41:54
Man, It remains in made the made my day.
01:41:57
It'll only be the best podcast we've ever had until next week.
01:42:00
To be honest, it made me reconsider. What's that guy's number?
01:42:02
Because I want to get him in chance.
01:42:04
He ranted dude perfectly, dude.
01:42:06
And I learned more in 10 minutes with him than 2 hours with you.
01:42:11
That can be a dick, too.
01:42:12
Yeah, you better.
01:42:13
It's all in good fun. You bring it.
01:42:15
You better bring it.
01:42:17
Because if we bring Jordan here, it's already been brung.
01:42:19
You broaden actually is the inherent have had not Yes
01:42:26
I like draw
01:42:27
because he won't back down and and I know I won't
01:42:30
so like I'd love to play music but I don't fade out I'm will back down Yeah
01:42:37
you know what I hate Tom Petty so much that people accused me of killing you.
01:42:42
Great concert.
01:42:44
The American Songbook, my ass.
01:42:49
Go on.
01:42:51
I don't like any singer who can't sing.
01:42:54
Phil Collins.
01:42:56
Neil Young.
01:42:58
Should I go on? No, you shouldn't.
01:43:00
We'll do another podcast because you're irritating me.
01:43:02
Bring it, bring it.
01:43:04
I will defend my position. Very stimulating.
01:43:07
I will defend my visa.
01:43:09
Everything I've ever said.
01:43:11
You don't have to be a good singer to be an entertainer.
01:43:14
I'm not a good singer.
01:43:15
And I'm trying to entertain right now.
01:43:18
You should work on singing
01:43:20
at a boy and a boy.
01:43:22
Okay. I appreciate that you already said the word of the day.
01:43:25
What about your just any rant of wisdom?
01:43:27
Oh, yes.
01:43:30
Stop muddying the waters.
01:43:33
And what I mean by that is there's a lot of stuff that's true.
01:43:37
A lot of stuff that's false.
01:43:39
The less of the latter and the more the former better
01:43:45
when muddying
01:43:46
the waters is greed not helping the situation?
01:43:49
What if you need to get to the other side though boomer's also tiptoe.
01:43:53
I think he's thinking about a chicken or the chicken about a mud puddle.
01:43:58
Sometimes you got to run through a mud puddle. A jet?
01:44:00
No, a jet.
01:44:00
If there's a gentleman would throw down his jacket, would have thought
01:44:03
his chasing you.
01:44:05
You've got no chance as an ibis, man.
01:44:08
Gotcha. Or.
01:44:09
Or a baboon.
01:44:10
Elba.
01:44:11
Idris Alger I Idris Elba.
01:44:14
Wait, what's that guy's name at Elba?
01:44:18
Idris.
01:44:18
I draw a read.
01:44:22
I i Ebony an ivory
01:44:27
side by side of my piano.
01:44:30
Why can't we?
01:44:32
Can we go on like that?
01:44:34
Is that how you go?
01:44:35
I believe we just did as above.
01:44:37
So below.
01:44:45
But and.