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But falls?
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Yes. I
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tried to change the lighting and
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the light bulb came apart. So.
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Oh, yeah.
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Potato
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and you were right.
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I was wrong. I apologize.
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Wasn't I supposed to hear a song?
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Oh, no kidding.
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I am Gary.
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Welcome to Fladge Rants Live. What?
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What's the topic today?
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The Macarena.
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The machinations.
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Imagination is a
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plot or a scheme.
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Other synonyms include
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clues, general conspiracy.
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And isn't that convenient that
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we're including conspiracies and our concern
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RC flashcards.
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Yeah.
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Oh my goodness.
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I wanted to start with a poetry reading
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and my tablet just crapped out.
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Thank God.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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I should have just memorized it.
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Oh, my God.
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That's.
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That's just wonderful.
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Yeah, I.
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I can hear you.
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Okay.
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All right, let's go to the dollar bill.
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I'm told the very can't be heard.
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Novus ordo so quorum
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means new order of the ages.
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So I kind of want to talk about the New World Order.
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And George sent me a fantastic
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video of Hollywood Hulk Hogan talking all about the New world order.
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Interesting thing here is
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these secret societies have always allegedly
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been trying to build towards a global government.
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And I know the Illuminati and and all these these brotherhoods that are,
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you know, meeting in secret private meetings.
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I have to look at it
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internationally, like they have to be multi-lingual.
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They have to be based out of several countries.
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I just talked about talked about the Rothschild empire
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starting in major cities,
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you know, all of the major cities and civilization.
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And that that's a key.
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It's integral part of global domination.
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If that is their goal,
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I just don't see why one
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global government would be advantageous.
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I just I fail to see it.
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Also, I'm having trouble understanding
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what kind of a person
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plans for something beyond their lifetime.
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You know, planning to 300 years out
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unless they live that long or be
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aren't human or C okay, so if they are human,
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I think human nature tells us
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we want our progeny to benefit so that you're
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trying to give your, your offspring a leg up.
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So I know a lot of the elite wealthy do, you know,
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set up a trust funds for their children, their children's children.
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They try to when someone finds a way
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to generate a lot of income, they try to save for
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their grandchildren and
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their grandchildren's children and etc., and so on.
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So that people in your bloodline get a leg up
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if you're able to be that successful.
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That's the only planning
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that I've seen people accomplished
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beyond their lifetime.
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I mean, if the era of
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I don't know, inventors, let's go with the inventor.
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Thomas Edison did not invent the light bulb.
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He did revolutionize how it was made.
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He made it cheaper to mass produce.
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Now, a alliance,
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like I said, one of the synonyms for
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machination is a collusion
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in an all in an an oligarchy,
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not an oligarchy. One oligopoly.
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No, let's back up.
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And oligopoly is a market that is so difficult to enter
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that it's got limited competition.
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So it's like Coke and Pepsi Spring to mind.
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McDonald's, Burger King springs to mind in the early light bulb
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era, there were very few players in this.
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So these rivals got together and said, let's produce them
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so that they're
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cheap to manufacture.
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Don't last long, so they have to buy more.
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And we charge this much.
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And that's called collusion.
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And and if if rivals are colluding, that's called a cartel.
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And they
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the cool thing about a cartel is it's self-correcting because
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if they stab each other in the back, that means more profit for them.
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So if they break the deal, they benefit.
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So it's a it's set up to fail.
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So that's kind of nice.
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OPEC, if you're not familiar with their work,
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it's an acronym, OPEC.
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It is a cartel of the five
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top producing oil countries in the world,
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80% of the world's oil is produced.
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Oil is exported from these five countries.
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And OPEC is a cartel.
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They collude to
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the degree to sell only so much
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so many barrels, and they agree on a price and they are rivals.
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So once again, it benefits them to
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to, you know, undercut
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the other the other guys who sell more oil than they agreed to.
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So that that causes well, warfare.
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Now, let's go,
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Skull and Bones, let's a secret society.
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Yeah.
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Yale, did you know that
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W was Skull and Bones member?
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Probably did.
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Is his opponent in the 2000 election,
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John Kerry was also a member.
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So no matter who we voted for in the 2000
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election, we were going to get a skull, Skull and Bones member.
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The ancient order of the Rosicrucian
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in Vienna included Newton.
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They they practiced alchemy
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and they were seeking out immortality.
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And these these groups are
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are exclusive.
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They don't like to
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allow the riff raff.
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And I don't I don't know if I be invited or welcome,
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but here's the inclusion and paradox.
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I like to throw a paradox in every once in a while.
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The inclusion paradox is simply
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we're all the same, so we should all be included,
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but we're all uniquely different, so we should not.
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It's kind of an interesting twist on things
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I had more of.
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I still have tons more about New World Order,
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but I want to hear what you guys have to say.
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So Brady still doesn't have sound.
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George is being a goofball.
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He's a new
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book.
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Do it.
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He's been quiet on purpose.
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He's just joking.
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No. Oh, there other is
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I? No.
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Well,
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it's going to be bad timing and
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what the dog knew in the comment on the new.
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My comment on the new world order is what's in here,
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brother. Yes.
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No. No need to see me.
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You can see men
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also here, brother.
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Let the dog do it.
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The universe.
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The universe.
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They try to
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try to use your dog
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to get more views.
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We can just.
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Yeah, we can just repeat what Brady saying lies on.
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Brady said. Okay. Yeah.
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Yeah.
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He was playing with a dildo earlier, and since I'm about to
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consider what he just said,
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that's not working.
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That's not what is.
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That's what I heard.
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That is adorable.
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Okay, Now, it is not going to repeat
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what Brady is saying, but no, you know what?
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OPEC's the cartel, the collusion
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in amongst the brilliant woman that I don't listen to women yelling.
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I don't think Shirley
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oligopoly.
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It's oligopoly, isn't it.
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Oligopoly oligarch
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oligarchy the same route of the the prefix
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but that's
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that's my shownotes we're done here.
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What schemes.
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All right.
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That's all me.
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Oh, here's my poetry reading.
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Are you ready, Jasmine?
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That's our team. Step inside the party.
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Disrupt the whole scene when it comes to beats.
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Well, I'm a fiend.
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I like my sugar with coffee and cream.
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Well, I got to keep it going. Keep it going.
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Full steam too sweet to be sour.
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Too nice to be mean.
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Well, on the tough guy style, I'm not too keen
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trying to change the rules
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like it's a fucking Mario. See?
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Likes to keep it clean.
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Sharing with the sun, keep on rapping because that's my dream.
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Thank Modi for sticking to the theme.
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Now, when it comes to envy, all is green,
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Jealous of the rhyme and the rhyme routine.
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Another dimension new galaxy.
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Intergalactic planetary.
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Thank you.
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Yeah.
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So I said that earlier that that is such so terribly written.
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It feels so. Three, four, four.
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Yeah. Yeah, they're good.
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I love the Beastie Boys.
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Yeah, I know. They're amazing.
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Well, they were.
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Why aren't they going?
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Because one of them's dead.
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So are they.
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Yeah.
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Like the first person who's ever do it forever.
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Oh, breaking news. This just in.
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I mean, yeah, it does is the energy does live forever,
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so he's constantly fighting for his right
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to have his electricity continue on.
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And as
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they go towards, like,
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different means of nourishment and whatnot to the soil
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I've got, I've got more about W besides Skull and Bones.
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Remember when I was sitting in the little tiny children's classroom
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November 11th, 2000,
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when the fake planes and some stuffed shirt whispers in his ear
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and he responds like he's ordering his lunch.
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Glad to hear it. Yeah.
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Yeah. Okay.
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Why was he so criticized for that?
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I don't think like.
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Like he's in front of a bunch of children.
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What do you want him getting out of the room?
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What's he going to do?
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You know, I think I'm going to save the day if I don't get there.
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It's like, No, he's not
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here.
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How much he can work.
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He's going to get out there and go get it.
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Fuck Peanuts, Eddie.
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The buildings felt like controlled demolition being over two people.
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President of the United States responded like he knew that.
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Oh, so you're going to Dallas?
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Yeah. So,
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I don't know.
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The whole JFK thing is like,
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but that's a huge thing.
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Thousands of people died.
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It was just one day due to died with the JFK thing that they killed.
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Yeah. Okay.
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Thousands of people.
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Thousands? Yeah.
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No. Smells good. Even as bad since.
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Since homeless.
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Since the homeless.
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Claudine Gay and her homeless crew.
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If you criticize the
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the narrative, you sound crazy like you got.
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You're talking about an alien abduction.
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They intentionally muddy the waters.
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I hate to say it, but Alex Jones muddy the waters.
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I hate to say it even more, but flatbreads, lies, muddy
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the waters, Muddy waters muddy the water
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and people are out.
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It's a I'm just trying to
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turn the crank and see how much stuff
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we can sift out of everything that's being said.
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See if we can find at least one kernel of truth in all of this.
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You're out of your
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does anything we can do about it.
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I would just like to know what's going on.
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I don't claim to know what's going on, but I would like to learn more
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and everything I find out, I will tell you on this podcast.
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But like I said, even I'm muddying the waters.
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I'm not sure if it's aliens in control.
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I'm not sure if it's the rich and powerful.
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Lee I don't know.
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I don't know what the agenda is.
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I don't know what the point is.
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And like I said earlier, what good does one global government do?
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I can't remember what was it, 84?
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Ronald Reagan comes up with Star Wars fake program,
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but it would unify
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the citizens of Earth
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if he were if we had a common enemy.
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Fast forward to the Trump era of Space Force,
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just as fake doesn't exist.
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Same deal.
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What would you
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take?
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Same deal? What are you talking about?
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Oh, it would unify
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Earth if there was a common threat.
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You're shitting on Space Force
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and so fucking.
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What is that?
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A museum That lot of the
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coolest head do, though.
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They had four fucking shit.
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They've been to space. They're the fucking
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lunar module from frickin Apollo 16.
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They had a fucking the dude.
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I was afraid to walk underneath it because it's so fucking huge.
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It's incredible.
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They let you fly it to the moon and back.
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Yeah, they did know that they had shit that went around the moon back.
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So the Buzz Aldrin Museum in
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Ohio or
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my homeless man story especially, I guess when I was a dreamer.
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But I don't know.
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I know you call it llama because it sounds more ghetto,
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because it has got some unique people in it.
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All of Ohio does.
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But my mom especially, we ran into a multitude of unique characters that night.
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But my my of Buzz Aldrin
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or Neil Armstrong Neil Armstrong Museum,
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it's it's good, but that's compared to this
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was this was like 100 times better
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100 times better
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fucking they had
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was it the original space station?
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What the fuck was that?
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It was on loan.
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But the only reason I know the difference there,
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they had the actual Skylab.
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The only reason I know that you're in a different city is your back.
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Your backdrop is different. You're. You're right.
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Look, fucking Bama, It's fake.
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He's in the same place.
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It's just a fake backdrop, and I'm a fucking Berman here.
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You know, we can. I fixed it.
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I just didn't want to tell you guys to see how it worked out.
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Oh, okay.
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I made a newspaper, Skylab safety hat when I was a
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kid, protecting my hair when it fell.
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I have foil with me and I forgot to make a hat.
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I just got from the bar.
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Any other questions?
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Oh, no, no, you're good.
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All right.
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Oh, are you gay?
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Do you need one
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that I can go get foil?
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So you imagine you zipped right past it.
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You said you don't know what the conspiracy is for, what the agenda is.
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That's wrong.
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Do you recall?
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I like that one
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pretty.
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I probably. I'm a big boy now.
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Do you tell are those posted on the are those posted on the shared?
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I think I can post them.
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No, these just went to my mom and my girlfriend.
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Oh look, that was when I said,
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oh, there's no mom where They're speaking of the bitch.
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What are the ads?
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Wow. Yeah.
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Who can't? I can count. Yikes.
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That's really not.
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They don't move from the landing, by the way.
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Landing? No matter where you come from.
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No women. Yeah. Part of my hubris.
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Stanley Kubrick.
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Oh, those are Jay-Z lyrics.
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Literally a fucking
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that's been used
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is like all the there's used cars Rocket
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Locker that's you that's the to Skylab.
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The show is about machinations. Right.
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And you did this This is my imagine this is my imagination.
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You would ask questions about what the agenda was, why they would do this.
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You didn't know why you didn't know why.
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Well, let me present.
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Why, Yes, thank you.
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That would be so helpful.
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So I don't I don't know if I believe in this or not, but many people do.
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And there's many much evidence to prove that they want to depopulate the earth.
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Oh, if you've ever heard.
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Oh, I've ever heard about the Georgia Guides, don't they?
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I know what the Georgia guys Stones they saved by 500 million people.
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Now, the people that criminal, the paid sonic missionaries have now come forward
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and said there's no nefarious purposes.
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It's just they just want peace, harmony and, you know, but if you read it,
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it's contradictory to that.
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They want to maintain humanity to under 500 million things.
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They want to listen to this.
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They want to guide reproduction wisely.
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What the fuck does that mean?
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Vaccines, maybe.
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Oh, shit.
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We're off of YouTube now, dammit.
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All right, that's a strike.
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But whatever
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we're staying on, we're just going to push it.
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You know, humanity with the living new language
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rule, passion, faith, tradition in all things with tempered reason.
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See, like that? That part scares.
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I don't care what the with is temperate reason sounds reasonable,
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but rule, passion, faith, tradition in all things.
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So what is.
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Oh, all things all things.
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That's that's an alternative in all things.
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Isn't that an open ended contract of some sort?
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I think that the history of the Georgia,
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what you call stones, is neat, right?
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The guy was
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here's where they sticking out of his gut.
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He was anonymous, but he's since come forward.
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I got the guy's name up here. Hang on. We'll get to that.
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The Air Christian
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name is the alias because I'm sorry.
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I didn't know was an alias.
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I assumed it was his real name because I'm so trusting.
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I believe everything I read know he was Christian, so he wanted his last name.
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Christian, his alias. Right? Right. But.
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But there's supposed to be eight more stones, the eight moon stones
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to surround it.
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So it's going to be more like Stonehenge.
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And it already has a hole in it for the what is it?
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The solstice equinox, whatever it is like where
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we're coming up on the winter solstice.
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So, you know, the the, the,
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the day that the sun has few, it dies, and then three days later, it rises.
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This is important. It is. It is to you.
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So but they so I will say it is to a lot of people
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right after they get to after three days.
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Right when they get to
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the little bit, we'll get to that.
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Okay? Okay.
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Merry Christmas, everybody.
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Why did you say merry Christmas?
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That seems a little bit random.
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Yeah, you would despise me.
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Time between Xmas.
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Yeah. Merry little Christmas.
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This is a great season. This is so much fun.
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Oh, I'm going to go grab some toys.
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Is the wrap them right now.
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You do celebrate Festivus with the rest of us.
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No, no.
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So you got your sign, you got your Seinfeld reference.
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I got to get it all out.
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It is. It's so hard for me to keep my train of thought.
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I don't want to talk about why at all in the show, but right
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after they say rule all things and people are like, Wait, what?
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Then they give you something completely agreeable
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and reasonable, protect people and nations with fair laws and just courts
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like who would disagree with that Sounds great, right?
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Right.
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But what about the seven and a half billion people they're killing off?
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Well, yeah.
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I mean, there's a little bit of nefarious, you know, kind of
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dripped in with the nice.
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But so. All right.
00:26:24
So we agree. I agree with one so far.
00:26:26
Let all nations rule internally resolving external disputes in a world court.
00:26:31
See first it's like, oh, cool nations get independent.
00:26:33
Then they're like, wait, they have to give up
00:26:35
all their independence to a world court,
00:26:38
right?
00:26:39
And that world court, I believe, is the whole U.N.
00:26:44
W.H.O., you know, that whole group.
00:26:47
Yeah.
00:26:48
Avoid petty laws and useless officials.
00:26:51
What I don't understand that one at all.
00:26:55
Streamline government.
00:26:57
We say it again.
00:26:58
Streamline government, Streamline.
00:27:01
Oh, but who decides who's useless?
00:27:04
The officials, because that we've decided there's none.
00:27:07
So that one's not good.
00:27:08
That one's not going to nothing's going to change their
00:27:11
balance.
00:27:12
Personal rights with social duties balance into what are balance
00:27:16
as opposed to or equal to what?
00:27:19
Everything in itself,
00:27:21
nature, niceness, What are they?
00:27:24
What is balanced? Personal rights.
00:27:26
Oh, oh, with social duty.
00:27:27
So in order to gain rights, you need to work for it.
00:27:30
And nothing is inherent.
00:27:33
That's that's the social credit score
00:27:36
where you have to earn your
00:27:37
way through life by doing little stupid trinkets, whatever the whim of the day is.
00:27:42
By the way, let me keep going. I see.
00:27:46
I see you snickering, by the way.
00:27:47
By the way.
00:27:48
I see
00:27:51
prize truth,
00:27:52
which for our younger folk means to put forth in high esteem.
00:27:57
Right prize
00:28:00
like regard, truth, beauty, love, seeking, harmony with the infinite.
00:28:04
You want to you want to take that one, Gary?
00:28:06
No, but why not?
00:28:08
I mean, you're going to these are
00:28:10
these are rules of the Treaty of the world,
00:28:11
that the world government is going to go out that if you don't follow you.
00:28:14
So what about the infinite?
00:28:17
The infinite. Well, what is that infinite?
00:28:20
Go right.
00:28:22
Well, I believe they mean God. Well, that was that permit.
00:28:25
Oh, okay. Okay. I got you on
00:28:29
that.
00:28:29
So are you as an atheist, if you don't do number nine,
00:28:33
you and you don't do enough social duties, then you won't gain
00:28:36
any rights and you won't be able to.
00:28:39
Well, let's keep going here.
00:28:41
To be not a keeper on earth
00:28:44
you like is this is seem like atheists are not really like actually a thing.
00:28:51
They're just kind of just trolling Christianity.
00:28:54
I think that they're spiteful that they like since I don't understand it
00:28:59
and I think you're dumb, I need to save you.
00:29:01
And the irony is you're trying to save other people
00:29:03
and I need to save you even more.
00:29:05
That's where the crusade part of it comes from.
00:29:09
But I think I don't know how to really answer that question.
00:29:12
Gary would have to answer that. Yes.
00:29:15
You're probably asking him, too, by the way,
00:29:17
I was asking whoever whoever had I want to as That's a hard question answer.
00:29:22
I mean, it was a
00:29:26
you just do it
00:29:27
just to just troll Christian to true Christianity.
00:29:31
But you guys hear about that, that there was like some kind of freaking
00:29:36
atheist monument that went up in some Iowa.
00:29:40
I think it was Iowa.
00:29:43
I think it was a human naturalist.
00:29:46
It was like a or something.
00:29:47
And some dude came in like vandalized it,
00:29:50
knocked it over. It looked like it was LU.
00:29:52
It was a baphomet.
00:29:53
It was like a loose offering.
00:29:55
Yeah.
00:29:55
Oh, that.
00:29:56
You must see this are actually atheists.
00:30:00
So to wrap up my top ten here of how to spread humanity.
00:30:04
No, we're going to we're going to segway right into that.
00:30:06
When you said nature, it's perfect.
00:30:08
They say leave room for nature.
00:30:09
Leave room for nature twice.
00:30:10
And everything right now seems to be this weird environmental movement.
00:30:13
And I'm not saying that picking up your trash is bad,
00:30:16
but like charging people for, you know, tech's carbon
00:30:20
tax credits and that sort of thing, when big, big, big business
00:30:23
is going to be immune, but little business is going to be stifled.
00:30:26
You know what? They won't be able to afford it, but big business will.
00:30:30
I think
00:30:30
it's they don't really care about the environment
00:30:32
because if they did, the big business in China would have to do it.
00:30:34
They just want to keep that belief.
00:30:37
All the stuff the conspiracies is if we don't jump through all these hoops,
00:30:40
we won't be able to live the lives that we're used to.
00:30:43
And it's it's basically all about control, if you ask me,
00:30:47
by the way,
00:30:51
I would say that we
00:30:55
get great
00:30:57
by the week.
00:30:59
So I'll be clear, my tasty tidbit for the end,
00:31:03
which I'm just going to give a teaser, has to do with I hear
00:31:08
green
00:31:09
cabbage, but I don't know how that by the way,
00:31:12
I'm not playing it till the end, by the way.
00:31:14
By the way, I'm not playing until the end.
00:31:17
And you have to wear will come over your house, wake you up and play it.
00:31:20
By the way, by the way, we'll come over your house and play it.
00:31:23
It actually did go I did go on Facebook and try to find any
00:31:27
anything, which I hope to, too, that's local.
00:31:30
And there's actually a couple
00:31:32
and I think they might be related, but it's not definitely not him.
00:31:34
He's not on Facebook,
00:31:35
but it could be like a nephew or some shit or I must be a family name.
00:31:40
Super producers got something
00:31:42
the whole world knows about, but us three don't for some reason.
00:31:46
But we do now. By the way, by the way.
00:31:51
So what are we watching on your screen?
00:31:52
It's. It looks like a gambling commercial.
00:31:54
No, it kind of pissed me off
00:31:55
because I thought they were going to show a picture of the.
00:31:58
Oh, yeah, I know what you do.
00:32:00
I got to show a picture over there to show the city hall.
00:32:03
I must. It's in here somewhere.
00:32:05
You see a you got a
00:32:09
Christian topples Satan.
00:32:10
It'll pop right up
00:32:16
and then go to images.
00:32:19
Yeah. I don't know what to say.
00:32:21
Derek Temple of Iowa,
00:32:22
The Satanic Temple put up a holiday display in the Capitol building,
00:32:26
igniting outrage from religious groups and fierce debate over free speech.
00:32:29
But state officials say I mean, it is kind of funny.
00:32:31
I mean, it is still free speech right there it is on the screen right there.
00:32:37
That's the
00:32:37
what they put up or that's just the no, this is this is the exhibit.
00:32:42
This is the exhibit he knocked over.
00:32:43
Oh, should I change the page?
00:32:44
And you're not seeing it. There it is.
00:32:48
That's it. Knocked over.
00:32:49
Yeah. They're making things.
00:32:52
They could just stand it right back up.
00:32:53
It's not a big deal.
00:32:57
Yes. Standing right back up
00:32:59
still, though, still a statement.
00:33:02
It's just not as loud.
00:33:04
It's not as loud of a statement as it could have been.
00:33:06
Oh, where do you guys sit with that?
00:33:07
Because it is on a weird threshold of like,
00:33:12
I believe in free speech, guys, vandalize it.
00:33:15
No, you know, vandalizing
00:33:17
anything is bad, but have free speech when it comes to free speech.
00:33:21
But it's not
00:33:21
you can't free speech doesn't
00:33:22
give you the right to cross a line of vandalized
00:33:24
like you have the right to do things until your right on the vandalism
00:33:27
thing is one thing.
00:33:28
But putting in a satanic imagery up
00:33:33
and as
00:33:33
far as city building morality, no, it's not good, but effectiveness.
00:33:37
It was bad for you against separation of church and state.
00:33:41
That's what our founders, if that's a religion,
00:33:45
if it's being recognized as a religion, is it is
00:33:49
Satanism recognized as a religion, its existence for.
00:33:51
Yeah.
00:33:52
And you're misreading that whole thing.
00:33:54
It's not banned. It's sick.
00:33:57
Sick.
00:33:57
Oh, man, help me out with language here.
00:34:00
Sexual drive secured told no sequitur.
00:34:04
So, you know, a secular, secular.
00:34:07
I got it.
00:34:08
Who? Oh, it was the government in the constitution.
00:34:12
The freedom of religion does not ban religion from from public places.
00:34:16
It makes it secular where they're allowed to show it all, actually.
00:34:20
But we've kind of twisted it to the to the term a ban
00:34:23
because people get offended by everything nowadays.
00:34:27
Yeah, but again, going
00:34:29
to going back to my comment earlier, what is what is
00:34:33
I guess not atheist but it just
00:34:35
the church of Satan is that
00:34:38
I mean is that an atheist effigy or the church of Satan type shit.
00:34:43
Do atheist don't believe in Satan?
00:34:46
Right.
00:34:47
But I think those are good points.
00:34:49
Are actually atheist because no one would would root for the bad guys.
00:34:53
That stupid
00:34:56
I've mentioned before.
00:34:57
There's there's evidence that says that if you look at it
00:35:01
is there's a ancient alien type situation or a god
00:35:07
the over and well no I'm just saying
00:35:11
the story sounds like Satan just got fired
00:35:14
and he was kind of disgruntled and got
00:35:19
yeah, God was trying to keep a knowledge away
00:35:21
from humans and Satan was like, Now motherfuckers, you should have this.
00:35:24
They they had a different
00:35:27
story of an animal.
00:35:30
Sure.
00:35:31
Regardless of recollection, people definitely root for the bad guys.
00:35:36
Oh, I like the begging.
00:35:38
Going back to the end, though.
00:35:39
We were never heard of Darth Vader, the bad guy.
00:35:42
As you're a successful heel, it's just as good for your big billion being.
00:35:48
It's actually more beneficial.
00:35:50
Yes, enough merch sales is the good guy, but everyone likes a good heel.
00:35:56
You can't make it. You can't.
00:35:57
You can't make a good guy without without a good heel.
00:36:02
A being rowdy. Roddy Piper.
00:36:04
Greatest of all time.
00:36:07
The greatest What, though?
00:36:11
I came here to kick ass and to bubblegum and I'm all out of bubblegum.
00:36:15
Greatest quote.
00:36:17
Yeah, I thought.
00:36:18
I thought you're saying greatest wrestler
00:36:20
in Rock and Austin would be the top two talkers.
00:36:25
But those are both good guys.
00:36:28
They had their sense of both.
00:36:29
So they were able to do both.
00:36:32
They say that the
00:36:35
a good character is one that can be themselves
00:36:40
no matter if they're a good guy or a bad guy.
00:36:42
Their overall
00:36:43
who they are doesn't necessarily change just what their motivation is changes.
00:36:47
I disagree.
00:36:49
I think the Rock and Stone Cold were both good guys all the time.
00:36:55
No, the Rock was in the nomination.
00:36:58
He was able to play both sides pretty well.
00:37:01
Barack was a heel, stone cold.
00:37:03
Steve Austin was a heel.
00:37:04
And he was going to get when he saw the sun.
00:37:06
Talk about this whole talk about Joe 316
00:37:09
degrees. Jesus.
00:37:11
I just want to hear us speaking earlier.
00:37:13
I don't want to hear what he said that unrest, the Snake Roberts
00:37:20
I could I could argue against the heel
00:37:24
Austin thing because
00:37:27
it was a different of hero
00:37:29
but he was a he was a good Joe, and then he became a lovable asshole.
00:37:34
And then what's the debate?
00:37:36
I don't even know.
00:37:38
Who's the good guy who you're saying somebody is always a good guy?
00:37:40
Who You say that who's always good but stone cold.
00:37:43
Steve Austin nor
00:37:43
the Rock were bad guys at any point, and that's how they got their character.
00:37:47
That's usually how a good babyface is built, because having
00:37:50
just a good guy be a little raggedy, I'm so good, I'm the best.
00:37:56
It's a better story when you have a rough upbringing that made you run.
00:38:02
When Austin returned in late 2000, he felt like he lost of his home.
00:38:06
Or by the way, I said,
00:38:08
These are your campaign tactics.
00:38:11
So was still the top face.
00:38:13
He was a heel when he said that to Jake Roberts
00:38:17
in 2000 and religion, it was a heel.
00:38:20
Now, this is no way before that was don't
00:38:23
go to run 16 when 316 was born
00:38:27
says it right then
00:38:29
I guess when he was coming up, I gave everybody has to play the heel some point.
00:38:34
I know. No that's usually how you
00:38:37
want your partner once they see.
00:38:40
Or is that why we're supposed to treat Garry like shit?
00:38:43
Is he the heel of this show?
00:38:45
No. He was
00:38:48
like the dark hero I've mentioned so many times.
00:38:51
Jerry rides a high horse and he needs to be knocked off of it
00:38:55
as much as possible, and it's really hard to do.
00:38:57
It's a game we like to play.
00:38:59
I have to play the game I like.
00:39:00
I challenge people to play that game myself.
00:39:02
Gary was a superior challenger at that game.
00:39:05
I don't know. All right, I'll start.
00:39:07
Which one is the reef?
00:39:08
The one on the left or the right? No,
00:39:13
that's good, Chris. But.
00:39:15
Well, Rolling Stone called poured cement into Vince McMahon's Corvette. Yes.
00:39:20
Yeah, that sounds like good, you know, bad thing to do.
00:39:23
He was.
00:39:24
That's he he didn't change who he was.
00:39:27
He just changed his motivation in the situation.
00:39:30
That's how he said I think you do. Yes.
00:39:33
But he was getting back at his boss.
00:39:35
And boy, isn't everyone.
00:39:37
You're
00:39:39
playing the perfect heel.
00:39:41
So I was at the Survivor series when Stone Cold Steve Austin
00:39:45
drove the beer truck to the or
00:39:48
the Zamboni to the ring, and he frickin bought the whole ring and the whole ring.
00:39:51
Move the Zamboni.
00:39:53
I was at that the Survivor series.
00:39:57
What is it?
00:39:57
I love when he drives giant machinery.
00:40:00
So I listen to Vince Russo's podcast.
00:40:04
Vince Russo is the guy who wrote a lot of this shit,
00:40:07
and he doesn't give me credit. Actually, a lot of right.
00:40:09
No writer gets credit.
00:40:11
The WB has this weird stranglehold on all their content is very weird.
00:40:16
They're
00:40:17
their workers are they're actors, they're stuntmen,
00:40:20
but yet they're considered independent contractors.
00:40:23
And so they're I don't know.
00:40:25
It's it's got good, good and bad play and it they make a lot of fucking money
00:40:29
nowadays if you make it to this fucking level
00:40:34
they draw it out for like 30 minutes.
00:40:36
I was that was literally Vince McMahon's
00:40:41
vehicle.
00:40:44
Well yeah.
00:40:45
The budget they had for like, you know, it was worth it.
00:40:49
He wanted anyone but the stunt coordinator and
00:40:53
his Corvette because he bought the Corvette to do this.
00:40:56
No, no, he had it.
00:40:59
He had a screw it, and he got to know the the story.
00:41:04
I've heard the story several times from the guy who wrote who wrote this.
00:41:08
He called the cops there.
00:41:10
Look at this time. It's like, what can we do?
00:41:11
Like, hey, we got to we got to step it up to the next level.
00:41:14
We got to step it up to the next level, which is why this era was so intriguing,
00:41:17
because they were trying to do themselves.
00:41:20
Who beat them up?
00:41:21
All right, Forget that. We've got to beat his ass.
00:41:24
He looks like he's got his foot wrapped.
00:41:27
Like, man,
00:41:29
it is.
00:41:30
It is imagination.
00:41:31
Did you know that the fix is in?
00:41:34
They know going to win the wrestling match before it even starts?
00:41:39
Yes and no.
00:41:40
They actually a lot of times they will change it on the fly sometimes
00:41:44
if they know it's been leaked out, they'll they'll they'll change it.
00:41:48
And then you can bet you can bet on the wrestling stuff.
00:41:52
So they have even more of a you can only bet so much
00:41:55
so it's like you can fucking clean up with it.
00:41:58
But they big deals with DraftKings and shit.
00:42:02
Yeah. What?
00:42:03
Why would you bet on something that's scripted? Wow.
00:42:06
If they. If they changed it. But wasn't it?
00:42:08
Choreography is weird.
00:42:10
Wasn't it already? Destin, I'm confused.
00:42:12
Oh, everything.
00:42:16
So wrestling is real
00:42:19
because is real to a point.
00:42:21
Because there is no choice. It's kismet, really.
00:42:24
Doing stuff. Kismet?
00:42:26
Yeah.
00:42:27
I can live with that. I still hate it.
00:42:29
Is drug dealer knows he's going to win.
00:42:32
I have no reason to watch it.
00:42:34
And I've tried and I have watched it at length
00:42:36
every Monday for years.
00:42:41
So those in that era, in that exact era when that ship was airing
00:42:45
that programing was beating the NFL on Monday
00:42:50
when we were watching it all, the the what's his name, even Hulk
00:42:53
got the dark beard and they went to that
00:42:54
whatever it was that we're going to Hollywood.
00:42:56
Oh, I got your hair.
00:42:59
The world order
00:43:02
when Terrell got it.
00:43:04
Yeah, yep, yep.
00:43:06
Oh, yeah. So
00:43:09
this is the
00:43:09
very first of all, the first promo.
00:43:13
But yeah, it's so rare. Oh,
00:43:17
I know, right?
00:43:17
It's a bit cheesy.
00:43:18
Who's going to be next, though?
00:43:21
Oh, yeah.
00:43:22
If only they're Chico's probably.
00:43:26
Well, yeah, all we do is
00:43:29
talk about being people up with the New World Order now, but.
00:43:33
Okay, there's nothing you can do about it.
00:43:37
That's right.
00:43:37
Power, Mama, money.
00:43:39
And now our own corporations.
00:43:42
You know, think about it and go over you.
00:43:45
Oh, where you weren't taking over World Championship wrestling.
00:43:49
And we've given all the.
00:43:50
All the new way of that.
00:43:52
Okay, billionaire.
00:43:54
And you don't like it commit fights WCW even going to fight
00:43:58
Are we just going to take we make the choices we can't
00:44:03
we couldn't because
00:44:05
this is kind of weird
00:44:06
billionaire said with all of his horses.
00:44:10
Yeah, but at the time this was like a huge thing because you had
00:44:13
some is going to kill their because because for a couple of minutes when
00:44:17
it was an interesting era because you had
00:44:20
crossover stars and that really wasn't happening at the time.
00:44:24
WCW was like maybe four years old, three or four years old at the time,
00:44:28
and they kind of came up quick and they were just taking a lot of
00:44:32
some of the talent that wasn't getting shined on the WWF at the time.
00:44:37
Some crossovers.
00:44:38
This is a big crossover, but then there was several
00:44:41
crossovers that went back the other way, but crossover from one
00:44:45
to another, wrestling or different industry.
00:44:50
He was the Patriots tight
00:44:52
end he's really wrestled recently did Gronkowski
00:44:56
like he got last night I think it's been a couple of years
00:45:00
but he did do it he did do a thing for a little while.
00:45:02
I have two questions How old are you and what do you use to shave your pubic hair
00:45:07
and wait? Third question.
00:45:10
Okay, what's the camera sitting in?
00:45:13
Yeah, yeah. I'm curious.
00:45:14
Your setup you set up in the log in from outside?
00:45:19
Yeah,
00:45:23
in no particular order.
00:45:25
I'm 50 years old.
00:45:29
I never
00:45:32
know.
00:45:32
That would be really
00:45:36
I thought would be a funny answer.
00:45:39
I'm and this is the way to look like snow.
00:45:44
But it was all the stuffing that my dog just pulled out of his little chew toy
00:45:50
doing
00:45:52
all of the stuff like,
00:45:54
Yeah, it looks like a Santa's beard.
00:45:58
Yeah. Oh, yeah.
00:45:59
You that
00:46:05
forget it.
00:46:10
All right, ladies, listen up.
00:46:13
As you know, we're looking for person.
00:46:15
Yeah, Tomorrow's 50 years old.
00:46:19
My name is Sally O'Malley.
00:46:21
I'm proud to say 50 years old.
00:46:24
I'm not one of those girls who's afraid to hide her age, unlike some other girls.
00:46:28
And I like to keep stretch pants.
00:46:32
I'm 50, 50 years old.
00:46:36
This is.
00:46:38
Who is it?
00:46:40
Right?
00:46:43
That's Gary.
00:46:43
Every day is as is 50.
00:46:48
But she's got way more here.
00:46:50
Oh, what's it like, Hamilton? Hanging out there?
00:46:52
As to chef, man, you are amazingly good at stealing.
00:46:56
My thought I was going to say she has more hair and a bigger bulge.
00:47:04
Who are you?
00:47:05
Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Sally O'Malley.
00:47:09
My name's Brad, years old.
00:47:11
I'm not one of those girls who's afraid to hide her age.
00:47:14
I like enough about women.
00:47:15
I don't listen to women. Yep.
00:47:17
Scratch pants and 5050. Oh,
00:47:24
Oh, You can shrug.
00:47:25
And she cranks on that shirt right there. That's it.
00:47:27
Like, I'm like, okay, here.
00:47:30
Going to go?
00:47:32
Yeah. It's. It's like.
00:47:33
So that was clearly part of the bit at this point.
00:47:36
Groupie.
00:47:36
No, I obviously, I like the way Danny DeVito is looking right at it, too.
00:47:41
He's like, Fuck, yeah, you can see it from behind her,
00:47:45
you know, She's like you both.
00:47:47
He can I'll say it again.
00:47:48
He can see it from behind her.
00:47:49
And you both know exactly what I'm saying. Uh huh.
00:47:54
Sorry.
00:47:55
No, no, no. Yeah.
00:47:57
Oh, yeah.
00:48:03
No imagination.
00:48:05
How often have you guys run across that word in your life?
00:48:09
Never
00:48:12
the word.
00:48:13
Where was it from?
00:48:16
Doesn't it make you think a macina
00:48:20
imagination?
00:48:22
I remind me of the the Macarena.
00:48:27
What's that getting here, Macarena?
00:48:30
Is that a serious question?
00:48:32
Is that, like, were you, like, during the.
00:48:34
Like the late nineties macadamia nut
00:48:38
where. Oh, there you go that way.
00:48:40
You know, we, I just thought it was funny that we were playing
00:48:43
with all the letter M words that we, you know,
00:48:47
masochism, masturbation like, like we're Sesame Street
00:48:51
this slide wizard as brought to you by the letter M
00:48:56
Oh if you roll through we should do that.
00:48:59
Be really cool.
00:48:59
Get rid of rock and roll, monster.
00:49:02
Well, no, I figure not that I need to plug in
00:49:05
the plug in.
00:49:05
My daughter here,
00:49:10
my phone's at 61%, so we're looking good.
00:49:13
Hey, Gary, do you have, like, a charge cord or are
00:49:17
could you do me a favor and say that again?
00:49:20
My phone is at 61%.
00:49:23
Oh, I'm sorry.
00:49:25
I was not clear
00:49:27
where I meant.
00:49:29
I meant.
00:49:31
I meant to say that what?
00:49:33
What is sponsored by and shared again.
00:49:35
Oh, this Sesame Street pledge and sold has been brought to you by the letter
00:49:41
sponsored by the letter M, and, well,
00:49:44
that didn't work out as well as I thought.
00:49:47
Okay.
00:49:48
That was supposed to be a floating letter.
00:49:50
M Hmm.
00:49:52
How'd that work out?
00:49:58
I'll just change the subject.
00:49:59
What the dog doing?
00:50:00
What's the dog doing
00:50:09
here?
00:50:10
Here's the fucking soir.
00:50:12
Like, there was a lot of them, but they're scattered here.
00:50:15
This were.
00:50:18
So let's
00:50:19
get off YouTube before you show the swath. The.
00:50:22
Oh, no, it's just.
00:50:23
It's just the list of potential we had.
00:50:27
Moon migration, metal, magma, Mirrors, Mello, Mortality, Mortal Kombat,
00:50:32
Marxism, macaroni and maceration, Macintosh magnets.
00:50:38
Magnetics magnets. Mark
00:50:41
Malarkey.
00:50:43
All Rockets.
00:50:44
Myrtle My Phobia Myth topic, My topic.
00:50:50
Michael Mycology What We're Doing Miracles.
00:50:55
Mirage Mutation.
00:50:56
Marriage.
00:50:58
Mirage.
00:51:00
Matriarchy. Milk
00:51:03
Mediocrity.
00:51:05
Monopoly.
00:51:05
Moses Music Mute Mediocrity.
00:51:09
Again,
00:51:11
Men You mention
00:51:15
something, man Lunch, but a mission.
00:51:18
So missiles, Missile.
00:51:22
Lithium. Mr. Missile. What is this universe?
00:51:26
And is
00:51:29
that was it Brady or is that a cancer?
00:51:31
This obvious
00:51:34
well manpower manner mansplaining.
00:51:38
MAN Oh, wait, I know.
00:51:39
I know what that means. As opposed to atheism.
00:51:41
It means you don't just deny that God, you hate the fact that there may be a God.
00:51:47
Oh, okay. That goes to another level of
00:51:51
a flame.
00:51:52
Yeah.
00:51:52
Yeah, That's. I believe.
00:51:54
I believe he's almost there.
00:51:55
If he doesn't get everyone in the entire planet
00:51:57
to agree with his atheistic ways, he will get what was it, Myself first?
00:52:03
Mesothelioma.
00:52:04
Mesothelioma.
00:52:05
They put that on everything.
00:52:11
Oh, know,
00:52:11
mesothelioma from that one commercial that talks about
00:52:14
most of
00:52:19
source business.
00:52:20
And there's no conspiracy that something may
00:52:22
or may not be accelerating cancer lately.
00:52:26
Well,
00:52:27
so there's no mention of earlier in the firm accounts
00:52:32
when we were talking about population control earlier
00:52:35
I did kind of recall my boy.
00:52:38
Yeah.
00:52:40
Now why would I be involved in that?
00:52:44
To do that one one more time.
00:52:46
Can you play that again?
00:52:47
No. Okay, Well, okay.
00:52:50
You know, why would I be involved in that?
00:52:55
You know, why would I
00:52:58
be involved in that?
00:53:01
I look like you can just tell his line just by looking
00:53:03
like he's like, Oh, I don't. Look at me.
00:53:07
What if you got nothing?
00:53:09
Why would I be involved in population control?
00:53:11
I don't know what you talking about all the time
00:53:12
on the fucking way on and farms and the like.
00:53:14
Gold and Wuhan and shit.
00:53:17
Psychological reverse shit.
00:53:18
Trying to make you feel guilty for his sinister ism.
00:53:21
Sinister, Sinister ism.
00:53:23
A word know.
00:53:25
I mean, it's you,
00:53:27
by the way,
00:53:29
there's plenty times there's someone to kill
00:53:31
7.5 billion people, by the way.
00:53:35
By the way,
00:53:36
if I go back to that video, we talk, we're talking about the population of people.
00:53:41
No, no, no.
00:53:43
That's that's that's no, it's 100% safe and effective.
00:53:47
When I said that before and we got a warning
00:53:50
and I think I made a mistake by saying it now.
00:53:53
No, I didn't.
00:53:54
I agree with it.
00:53:55
The mistake is YouTube by YouTube.
00:54:00
There's a lot of we
00:54:05
learned
00:54:06
about from thinking like
00:54:09
I almost like from
00:54:17
something if I haven't
00:54:22
done anything wrong are
00:54:28
I think you just Gary
00:54:31
just assume playing life even though you're
00:54:34
afraid of anything life
00:54:38
forms I'm
00:54:43
going to worry about to
00:54:47
understand that.
00:54:50
Is it telling when somebody says,
00:54:54
Well,
00:54:57
because we don't have that kind of time,
00:55:00
one of our Oh
00:55:02
yeah,
00:55:04
like I always want them sped up like
00:55:08
disclaimers at the end of commercial.
00:55:11
Yeah.
00:55:11
Which is like, why are you gone?
00:55:13
You can't really
00:55:13
there is a do they can talk pretty fast but they cut out, they cut out
00:55:17
like all the spaces in between all the so we should give YouTube something though.
00:55:21
So is there any final words
00:55:22
you would like to say to YouTube that's polite and improper or rude?
00:55:27
Or you said those swastika on YouTube.
00:55:30
But you know, let's say what?
00:55:32
Don't say what swastika is on YouTube.
00:55:35
Don't.
00:55:35
Yeah, I'll try it.
00:55:38
Did you know that when the Denver airport
00:55:42
was when they broke ground at
00:55:44
the Denver airport night early nineties,
00:55:48
they are like less than ten miles away.
00:55:51
They had a fully functional Denver International Airport
00:55:54
that they could fully service all the needs of the city.
00:55:59
They did not need to spend the whole trillion dollars
00:56:03
building that they don't
00:56:07
airport.
00:56:08
And the runways are shaped like a swastika blue surfer.
00:56:13
The blue statue, the blue force statue in front of the building
00:56:17
killed its artist, the creator.
00:56:21
The artwork is all of post-apocalyptic and
00:56:27
war, famine, disease,
00:56:30
you know, 7.5 billion people dying.
00:56:33
The artwork inside is
00:56:36
is the gruesome future.
00:56:40
And and then there's
00:56:42
a new world order dedication.
00:56:46
STONE New World War
00:56:49
was very What's so creepy about Iron Horse?
00:56:51
There's nothing creepy about that.
00:56:53
You know, the thing is looking beautiful.
00:56:56
Okay. I don't want to get distracted.
00:56:57
One last thing I'd like to say to you to this.
00:56:59
Please stop.
00:57:00
Moby Dick.
00:57:01
Yeah. There's a giant dead horse. Please.
00:57:03
Please. Is it ridiculous?
00:57:05
We're on YouTube. It's okay. Let's play Dick or Dildo.
00:57:07
That horse is the goo. Google's.
00:57:09
It's always a dick, by the way, please.
00:57:11
By the way, it's always
00:57:13
funny.
00:57:14
The way that.
00:57:17
Please follow.
00:57:18
That is never a day.
00:57:20
Please, please come out and join us over Rumble.
00:57:23
It's a rumble dot com slash Flashdance.
00:57:26
All right. By now it's like YouTube.
00:57:28
A better way, better less pussies,
00:57:33
more pussies.
00:57:34
Back to the horse cock.
00:57:36
All right. Yes, horse cock.
00:57:39
What's that?
00:57:39
Rumble doesn't look blue or sky.
00:57:41
It doesn't look well.
00:57:43
It wouldn't be blue at this point, would it?
00:57:46
I don't know
00:57:48
if that's the right answer.
00:57:50
That was blue or not.
00:57:51
If you would have said it's
00:57:52
always blue or something, I would have been a little bit concerned
00:57:55
if it would be blue if the horse
00:57:58
wasn't too virgin.
00:58:01
What is there a plane in the sky back there for?
00:58:04
I don't know.
00:58:04
When I am zoomed in too much.
00:58:06
That's why I can't do artistic rendition.
00:58:08
That is definitely an artistic rendition.
00:58:11
Why do they keep why are there like there's a bunch of artistic renditions
00:58:15
and the cock is all different and every single one of them.
00:58:17
I want a real I'm looking for a real one.
00:58:20
I'm just curious on how much detail these people went into cock part of it
00:58:23
because they all went for the cock, but they all have their unique
00:58:27
interpretation of it.
00:58:28
Did they seriously or did they seriously try to wrap it and unveil it?
00:58:33
Wonder what that is.
00:58:35
That's
00:58:40
or they were.
00:58:41
Or maybe that's making it. I don't know.
00:58:43
I don't know.
00:58:44
That is weird. Papier maché.
00:58:46
Is that where they built it?
00:58:47
So and I as we're bringing all these pictures up and we're off
00:58:51
YouTube now, what were you implying about the Denver airport?
00:58:57
It was unnecessary, huge expense.
00:59:01
And it has all this depiction of exactly what we're talking about.
00:59:07
Horse cuts.
00:59:08
Yeah.
00:59:09
Apocalyptic
00:59:13
at all.
00:59:13
It was just also weird that the artist was killed reassembling Lucifer.
00:59:19
Are you sure about that?
00:59:21
Yes Look it up, Lucifer.
00:59:23
You said earlier, you say a lot of things on this
00:59:26
show, and I just want to make sure you're not muddying the water.
00:59:29
That's Mike.
00:59:29
I already admitted I'm very water.
00:59:32
I know.
00:59:33
And I said that
00:59:33
as let you know that I was listening even though you couldn't hear,
00:59:35
because I don't know if it's the wealthy, elite aliens.
00:59:42
My grandmother.
00:59:43
I don't know
00:59:45
what which what?
00:59:48
You don't know your grandma?
00:59:50
Yeah.
00:59:51
Is your grandma now with us anymore?
00:59:54
Her energy still exists.
00:59:57
Breaking news.
00:59:59
This just in.
01:00:01
Grandma Florence,
01:00:04
You got to tell me who's going to say it.
01:00:07
Everyone.
01:00:08
Grandma Sledge is no longer with us.
01:00:12
Apparently, she died of
01:00:15
overly excessive dry vagina because she masturbated too much.
01:00:18
Unfortunately.
01:00:19
Rest in peace, Grandma.
01:00:21
Large B cells.
01:00:24
All right, here
01:00:26
we go.
01:00:26
We've done the breaking news.
01:00:29
Joe Biden, heart attack or tripping upstairs and having a stroke.
01:00:32
His mom and dad, you got hit by a car.
01:00:34
And when I saw the news, I'm like, Oh, no.
01:00:36
But like, he wasn't even in it.
01:00:37
Like, he wasn't even, like, out of the car.
01:00:42
But apparently it startled.
01:00:43
So you guys heard the
01:00:47
I don't know if you guys heard that news, but it's really,
01:00:49
really a fart in search of news when it comes to the president.
01:00:51
But president is kind of a fart in church himself.
01:00:55
So a fart in church that I wish would just someone would just wave
01:01:00
and it would just kind of like dissipate and just kind of
01:01:05
be gone or go
01:01:11
or muddy the waters.
01:01:14
So it was a soft mannish boy.
01:01:16
That's very offensive.
01:01:18
Are you ready, Gary?
01:01:21
Is that your name looking?
01:01:22
Sure.
01:01:24
What's my. What's my name?
01:01:26
What's
01:01:27
my really thing?
01:01:32
I will be all right.
01:01:33
Just morning.
01:01:37
What are we listening to?
01:01:39
Muddy Waters, mother fucker.
01:01:41
Mama's boy. I couldn't tell,
01:01:53
but so far
01:01:57
so perfect.
01:02:01
I just like.
01:02:02
I know we didn't want to muddy the waters, but we muddy
01:02:07
the water. I'm.
01:02:08
I'm making sure I'm just reading it.
01:02:09
It seems to be accurate.
01:02:11
It's.
01:02:12
See, I got confused because it said he died.
01:02:13
It died in his home studio.
01:02:17
But the guy.
01:02:18
The code is worse than here.
01:02:22
In order to transport that
01:02:24
sculpture, you have to dismantle it. And.
01:02:27
And while doing so, I part of it
01:02:30
fell on him and he died on whatever ship.
01:02:34
Did they do that
01:02:35
with the Statue of Liberty, or did it come over all in a whole piece?
01:02:38
Does anyone know?
01:02:39
I don't know. I do.
01:02:41
I know that they had ordered and assembled it there.
01:02:45
Yeah.
01:02:47
You know, the Statue of Liberty is not assembled here if they're so
01:02:52
backward because we're
01:02:53
here in France is there.
01:02:56
Unless I'm month, I'm not conjugating
01:02:59
my nouns properly to the statue
01:03:03
here is Michigan council by the way.
01:03:05
That was the joke. Conjugate verbs. Right.
01:03:08
I have.
01:03:09
You got to tell you
01:03:11
it was probably I had to explain the grammar.
01:03:14
Have you guys seen the Statue of Liberty in person?
01:03:17
I mean. Yes, I have up in it. Okay.
01:03:19
But I just.
01:03:20
I have been inside this weight.
01:03:23
I have been inside the Statue of Liberty.
01:03:25
I was over
01:03:27
and my wife and I both one insider,
01:03:33
I think, you know, everybody believes in everything.
01:03:36
Everybody, my, my sisters, everything, because my sister was pregnant.
01:03:40
Is lesbian. No estrogen.
01:03:42
She's like a lesbian.
01:03:44
Eight and a half months pregnant.
01:03:46
It's like, wow, she would have ruined the room.
01:03:49
No. When it comes to, like, the Statue of Liberty
01:03:51
in movies and everything, it looks like so much larger.
01:03:54
But when you're there, it's like she's a big bitch,
01:03:56
but she's not like, you know, unreasonable.
01:03:58
Like it was pregnant.
01:03:59
Man. Back off.
01:04:02
She wasn't that big.
01:04:03
Actually, too much for me.
01:04:05
She's eight and a half.
01:04:06
We didn't because they closed.
01:04:09
We were. We went up to or. No, we didn't.
01:04:11
We went to the crown.
01:04:12
Not the torch that's been closed like since the wave 1908,
01:04:16
the black bomb attack.
01:04:18
Where do you learn this Phrases out on the disc Golf course.
01:04:21
N-word. I don't know.
01:04:24
I know stuff.
01:04:24
You remember them?
01:04:25
That's yeah, that's the stupid thing is you remember this.
01:04:27
You you you should rant about it
01:04:30
when you know stuff instead of just answering our questions.
01:04:33
You should go. Go.
01:04:33
You know, like just what's in your head right now?
01:04:36
Not about me. About something else.
01:04:38
The black time attack is a mandela effect.
01:04:41
The Mandela effect was created by somewhere
01:04:44
between 28 and 2012
01:04:47
when certain collided a couple of electrons that made a
01:04:52
a single atom way more than it should
01:04:57
destroy our original universe.
01:05:00
And we slipped into a parallel universe
01:05:05
of that
01:05:08
effect with that focus.
01:05:10
Yeah.
01:05:13
Yes, it does.
01:05:13
Does it muddy the waters?
01:05:16
Do you know if I played more Muddy Waters?
01:05:19
I just ran across the reasons Mandela effect I did not know existed.
01:05:23
It might be new, might be not. But the.
01:05:25
Oh, don't see Lucy.
01:05:27
I love Lucy. You got some explaining to do.
01:05:30
He never said that. Apparently. Never said it.
01:05:32
Beat me up.
01:05:32
Scary.
01:05:33
Similar. Luke, I am your father.
01:05:36
There's a bunch of those.
01:05:38
I don't buy into those because we already did a fact show.
01:05:42
I don't know why you guys keep going over this.
01:05:47
We had a whole show about it, dude.
01:05:49
It was. I think it was for.
01:05:50
It was like the fourth or fifth one.
01:05:52
No way. It was both.
01:05:54
It was the fourth and fifth one.
01:05:57
It was.
01:05:57
It was because we can't we kept trying to do it
01:05:59
and then we didn't do it, so we did it again.
01:06:01
And the fifth.
01:06:02
And then it still ends up being balls and something else.
01:06:05
Now it's supposed to I mean, I remember them both as being the Mandela
01:06:09
we called one the Mandela effect and one just me, me.
01:06:15
Right. But it had to be one word.
01:06:17
So it was me.
01:06:18
We can we can do letters.
01:06:23
We're always looking to get likes and you got to got a quick
01:06:27
Gary really quick Here's a yeah I found this very climactic.
01:06:31
Yeah. It's going to make a great
01:06:36
saga of anticlimax
01:06:44
that I
01:06:44
knew what Cooper was right from the start.
01:06:48
You should do that, right?
01:06:49
Instead of intergalactic, you should make it anticlimactic.
01:06:53
Anticlimactic?
01:06:56
We got some good slide.
01:06:58
It's not a lot of speed, but you had consistent slides.
01:07:00
So this is a perfect virgin video for the new jaw.
01:07:04
Full screen video share.
01:07:06
By the way, if you notice, you've got a huge third of the screen
01:07:08
outside to the tiny little corner you had before.
01:07:10
I know.
01:07:11
That's why
01:07:11
I decided to dive through there, because it's like, well,
01:07:13
I've got control of the screen here, so but I'll do something with it.
01:07:17
Yeah, absolutely.
01:07:19
That's why I kept putting this back up just to give it something else.
01:07:22
It's funny because I forgot I did it and I was trying to find that screen
01:07:25
on my computer for about 10 minutes
01:07:27
to the minute.
01:07:29
I'm like, Where's Machination?
01:07:30
And I?
01:07:31
So did you hear about Zuckerberg's bunker?
01:07:35
Oh, no, regolith.
01:07:37
So in all the strangest of places, I it's in Hawaii,
01:07:40
and I'm going to be really pissed off if it's where the fires happened of.
01:07:44
Oh, I didn't, I didn't read about it so I could get the
01:07:48
we should do random number news.
01:07:49
But look, I just spun 100.
01:07:52
Oh look Mark Zuckerberg spent $100 million
01:07:55
for a Hawaiian compound.
01:07:59
It's some underground bunker.
01:08:00
I hope there's a tour.
01:08:04
What? It was Maui, right?
01:08:05
Maui burned, right?
01:08:07
That doesn't look like Maui.
01:08:10
What?
01:08:12
So it's not on Maui?
01:08:13
That makes me feel a little better that he didn't
01:08:14
burn an island down to make a bunker.
01:08:18
That was Oprah Winfrey That did that.
01:08:20
Is that an imagination?
01:08:24
Did you see it Surprised?
01:08:25
Did you see the things America, the rich people got?
01:08:28
They exploited.
01:08:29
They got a lot of advantage after the fires burn.
01:08:31
They basically bought the property.
01:08:33
There was generations of families that are literally gone now because they burned
01:08:39
and they they took the land, the rock, Oprah, black Oprah and black rock.
01:08:43
Yeah.
01:08:44
Some other big you know, the rock.
01:08:46
The rock.
01:08:48
Dwayne Johnson was part of that always.
01:08:50
What was fuck the Buffett
01:08:54
Black Rock. Oh,
01:08:57
Black Rock doesn't surprise me there and everything
01:08:58
but the Oprah and Dwayne Johnson is Dwayne Johnson's at The Rock.
01:09:03
It was weird because the story in the story was that they were trying to buy
01:09:05
some of that land before and they couldn't get hold of it.
01:09:08
And then when I was like,
01:09:10
know crazy, know the sad thing about all the machinations,
01:09:14
I think both 911 and Maui, just stupid run of the mill insurance scams.
01:09:20
Well, how would
01:09:21
911 So I did run across that one thing.
01:09:25
All you to do is look at the guy's name.
01:09:26
You open it when you hear it on the news that were misplaced on the Pentagon.
01:09:32
Yeah, that too. Yeah.
01:09:34
I think as it was happened and everybody who had something in the,
01:09:36
you know, a pot in the kitty or whatever,
01:09:38
so to speak, called in and said, Hey, can you blow up our building too?
01:09:40
We have some, some papers we need to destroy.
01:09:42
So there was $1,000,000,000,000 this place and I didn't really know those facts.
01:09:47
But when you think about like
01:09:50
you had somebody murdered, well, how much would you pay
01:09:52
that One person murdered 50 grand underground.
01:09:55
They were too many people. $3.
01:09:57
Did you get you, you know, the circle back to a saying
01:10:02
they 3000 people, they basically were talking about the trillion
01:10:06
dollars right before they went to George W in the in the preschool.
01:10:10
And then nobody ever nobody ever talked about it again.
01:10:16
But if you look, it wasn't the day before when you hear it online.
01:10:18
The guy that owned the building apparently got like an insurance
01:10:21
big policy like the day before.
01:10:23
But it very, very soon before
01:10:27
and that because what I heard is he bought the building
01:10:29
and then when he realized the repairs were so much,
01:10:31
he couldn't afford it, so he knocked it down.
01:10:35
I don't know if that's true, but
01:10:37
I've heard that
01:10:40
it's supposed to be curtains have been Saudis with box cutters.
01:10:44
Who knows?
01:10:44
Hey, that's Christmas.
01:10:45
Like, I mean, why not? Why wouldn't it be
01:10:49
those red video?
01:10:52
Those Red Wings are doing pretty good.
01:10:54
Oh, my God, Look at you. Vintage shit.
01:10:57
I found it that I feel it.
01:11:00
That to Are you actually.
01:11:04
Look at it.
01:11:06
You are.
01:11:13
You're supposed to do an act.
01:11:15
Do me a favor.
01:11:16
Run outside to slide down the hill again
01:11:21
to look this shit.
01:11:23
We're going to slide down the green.
01:11:25
Yeah.
01:11:25
You need to slide through the graveyard of anticlimax.
01:11:30
Suzanne, I'm going to run other drugs here
01:11:33
that's very concerned about the others down
01:11:36
the river.
01:11:37
Yeah, that's right. By the bridge.
01:11:39
Which isn't a hole anymore.
01:11:40
Yeah, right
01:11:43
of anticlimax.
01:11:44
I missed that whole tour.
01:11:47
There used to be the chief said, no.
01:11:48
You have to walk across the bridge in the jeep over in the World Class Act.
01:11:54
That's what she said
01:11:58
of anticlimax.
01:11:59
Yeah.
01:12:00
Yeah, It is a
01:12:04
do it, do it.
01:12:05
There's no art.
01:12:05
I know.
01:12:06
There's no outside
01:12:09
we want.
01:12:10
So I do have an idea for a new segment.
01:12:13
I don't want to pull it up right now, but
01:12:14
because I do, my brother and I, when we're up north, we
01:12:19
when we were kids driving in the car up north, I was.
01:12:21
I'm mad.
01:12:22
But it was one of our fun games I had the idea of
01:12:26
because I have mad on my iPad
01:12:29
because my brother and I still fuck around with them
01:12:30
and we come up with some pretty funny stuff.
01:12:32
But I thought of Fletch lives where I live.
01:12:37
Okay, I ask Gary and so I do already have this purchase.
01:12:43
Okay.
01:12:45
This giant.
01:12:46
Yeah. There you go.
01:12:48
All right. To work. We were met live.
01:12:50
There you have.
01:12:51
I already have LGBT
01:12:53
human lives
01:12:55
right this second because I just kind of teasing it like a good tease.
01:13:00
Okay.
01:13:03
I was a bit during the show. Me
01:13:07
Are we going to play with or not playing now?
01:13:09
Oh, we're going to play now. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know what's up.
01:13:12
Gary is the host of the show, but great.
01:13:14
If he had something posted, let's do it now.
01:13:18
You're just the monologue where it's. You know, I hit the wrong button.
01:13:21
We need a producer.
01:13:23
Get out of here. Help wanted.
01:13:24
If anybody can produce host And what is
01:13:28
what is Georgia again he he contributes but we need a title for George
01:13:31
that it just draw like a co-host those co-producer
01:13:36
on the background background noise so he's our everything we'll just say that
01:13:41
he's are everything is every completes me I'll be involved in that
01:13:49
that's great because that screen it sounded better coming from you.
01:13:52
That was perfect.
01:13:54
Perfect.
01:13:56
Why would I go?
01:13:58
Oh, my
01:14:00
co-host, co-producer, co
01:14:05
audience member, Coach Parker part.
01:14:08
Yeah, that's kind of like the co part. I like everything.
01:14:11
I'd rather call You are everything that sounds less gay.
01:14:13
I'm just the CO.
01:14:14
You're No,
01:14:16
I. That's one more day.
01:14:17
Thanks for that.
01:14:18
We needed that That wasn't
01:14:22
innuendo that was blunt
01:14:24
trauma or, you know, the Illuminati just means enlightened.
01:14:29
Does it?
01:14:30
Are you holding it like
01:14:33
I'm trying to correct you earlier.
01:14:35
Edison did not invent the label. You're correct.
01:14:37
Whether the incandescent label.
01:14:38
So fuck off.
01:14:40
Did he even really invent that?
01:14:42
Yeah, he.
01:14:43
He didn't.
01:14:46
He stole the idea from a black man,
01:14:48
right.
01:14:52
Well, get everything like people.
01:14:53
This is brilliant.
01:14:58
I don't have any black I want here
01:15:01
right now, but going to obviously, we.
01:15:07
I mean, that's what I want to I want to do.
01:15:10
I want to do an ask pledge.
01:15:12
I want to do a flash Libs.
01:15:14
I want to do something like plot squatter scheme
01:15:18
in my head like you think of that conspiracy was May had I kind of thought
01:15:22
like maybe movie situations like my favorite plot or or yeah.
01:15:27
In a movie would is snatch
01:15:30
because it's just the overlapping arc
01:15:32
of the multiple stories that kind of tie together at the end.
01:15:35
Anybody ever doing it
01:15:37
on a movie plot that you
01:15:41
you like Dags are you find a
01:15:45
Superbad
01:15:48
look out of a
01:15:51
I love snatch two and you're right
01:15:54
it looks like three different stories that are completely unrelated.
01:15:58
I think it's more than three.
01:15:59
I think it's like or six, right, Though
01:16:02
they converge just
01:16:05
just riff perfectly.
01:16:07
I'm going to Google. Yeah, a little bit of everything.
01:16:09
And then they just kind of like,
01:16:13
Whoa, what is that?
01:16:15
That is not a snatch.
01:16:17
That it's something completely that
01:16:21
different.
01:16:22
Wow, I do love that show and that I love.
01:16:27
You got me on that.
01:16:33
Think we all the Oh, wait
01:16:36
is right.
01:16:37
Well if you can't snatch I don't know
01:16:39
I do have another movie preview you guys might be interested in for a plot.
01:16:43
Well, you know. No, I was.
01:16:45
I don't like the way you said that. No,
01:16:50
that's
01:16:50
thing that's missing from this definition of imagination.
01:16:53
It's a platter scheme, but it's sinister.
01:16:55
There's always something diabolical.
01:16:58
I will say I did try to find my favorite porn movie plot.
01:17:02
I forget what it was called.
01:17:03
Called like Super Ninja Doll or like something weird where it was
01:17:06
this weird Asian porn, but it was like it was like
01:17:09
it would always play at night, late at night, like under cable.
01:17:13
You just it'd be on a somewhat normal channel,
01:17:16
like a sports channel or some shit.
01:17:17
And then it like switch over to,
01:17:19
I don't know,
01:17:19
because my brother
01:17:20
would notice the same shit and they'd be like, kind of power ranger
01:17:23
type outfits and stuff and power Ranger type acting.
01:17:28
And then like, weirdly fucking and like fucking would give them the bad guys.
01:17:32
Power is just the stupidest fucking thing.
01:17:35
But it's not even about that.
01:17:37
It's the in-between scenes I could not find are what gave them their power
01:17:42
fucking.
01:17:43
But what?
01:17:45
And obviously the humans are going to be like, Yeah, you want to fuck me?
01:17:47
Let's go.
01:17:48
I guess.
01:17:48
I mean, like I want more people like the spider bit
01:17:52
because there was he was radioactive way too fucking super ninja dog.
01:17:55
I was thinking super ninja girl, but was it the cop?
01:17:59
Did Was it always the guy that made the girl
01:18:00
that they both become super though.
01:18:03
Yeah, there was.
01:18:04
There was one specifically were I got it as fuck.
01:18:07
Yeah. Oh yeah. Occasionally. GROSS.
01:18:10
It's just so weird.
01:18:11
Although there's children and then when girls were boys or
01:18:14
girls or
01:18:17
women were getting there
01:18:19
or I don't think I ever saw Snatch,
01:18:23
It's a good movie.
01:18:23
It's so it's, it's like a it's it's the follow up
01:18:26
it's a completely different movie, but it's like the guy Ritchie
01:18:31
his previous movie that was similar was Lock Stock and two smoking barrels.
01:18:35
Some of the same actors were in that movie as well,
01:18:38
which that's a really good movie as well.
01:18:39
But Snatch is a whole nother level.
01:18:42
Yeah, it is.
01:18:43
You guys do remind me of the machine.
01:18:46
We we came up with machination
01:18:49
and then we started sending that that shirtless comedian.
01:18:52
And I did see that movie.
01:18:54
And that's a pretty good plot.
01:18:55
He tells the Russian mob story
01:19:00
as part of
01:19:00
his comic act, and then he cleans up his act
01:19:04
and he can't do comedy anymore because he's drinking
01:19:07
too much, because the character comes out of the machine
01:19:10
and then they end up
01:19:14
the mob comes back to get a watch back from him.
01:19:17
And it was a pretty good, pretty good plot, really.
01:19:20
I enjoyed it. It was a good comedy.
01:19:23
Easy did not care for it, but I liked it.
01:19:26
There was a good plot.
01:19:27
But was that plot imagination?
01:19:30
No, But it was about the machine,
01:19:32
didn't they?
01:19:33
I guess that qualifies, right? Right.
01:19:36
Is there any nudity allowed on Rumble?
01:19:38
Well, there's a yes, I got tits right there.
01:19:41
Yeah,
01:19:43
And that was a big joke.
01:19:45
A running joke in the movie The Machine was that the machine had man,
01:19:50
I don't think there is.
01:19:52
Did you want to find out?
01:19:54
Yeah, let's not.
01:19:55
Oh, we don't have to like this.
01:19:57
So this is like the second we can ask, we can all see it, but they can't see it.
01:20:02
Did you want the fucking.
01:20:05
Oh, this is what the dude is wearing.
01:20:07
This is like his outfit.
01:20:10
I'm not going to sit there.
01:20:12
Nobody begs in that outfit.
01:20:13
It's so weird.
01:20:15
It's softcore too, so it's not like
01:20:18
he's in chintzy,
01:20:20
shitty outfit, like fucking chick like.
01:20:23
Well, if you've ever had 400 years
01:20:28
this shitty class,
01:20:32
the flatbreads porn
01:20:37
is that super original in which he she
01:20:40
when she turns into and
01:20:43
it is the tube that
01:20:47
you go there, it's fantastic. Oh.
01:20:54
Oh, the costume.
01:20:56
I don't even know what's happening right now.
01:20:59
Do doing okay.
01:21:01
There's not an angle there.
01:21:02
You can't get that angle.
01:21:04
Oh they blurred out the tits either.
01:21:06
I think the nipples are out.
01:21:08
Yeah.
01:21:09
Oh, I don't add showing our missing.
01:21:10
Well, these comments,
01:21:13
I don't know what he referred to, but he said
01:21:14
it's named after the line of being what was never for want of a being.
01:21:17
And then here's my line of taxes.
01:21:20
Def Leppard, IMO, Ohio.
01:21:23
Def Leppard.
01:21:26
I know who the welder is. Me too, but I don't know what the question was
01:21:29
on the answer. And the answer was Def Leppard right?
01:21:31
Earthlings only want the nuclear to finish.
01:21:35
You should the chad on already that dead body.
01:21:39
I tried to call into the Brady
01:21:42
Broad show and it went to voicemail.
01:21:45
No, because the jury is burning in Georgia.
01:21:47
How many times in the superhero cup of that Asian group?
01:21:51
I like that weird character with the black eyes.
01:21:54
Yeah, that thing.
01:21:56
Oh, I don't think it did.
01:21:58
Look at these effects. Look at these. Amazing.
01:22:00
I don't think the call in works call everyone calling in check test a Colin
01:22:04
secretly recorded.
01:22:07
I will.
01:22:10
Yeah.
01:22:10
We just have to test it.
01:22:12
I'm using my phone right now.
01:22:15
I've got two phones.
01:22:16
You got to vote.
01:22:17
Oh, no. You used to have two phones.
01:22:19
You had to turn it in.
01:22:20
Turn the work phone.
01:22:21
In how many years did you have to work? Phone.
01:22:23
And then an old AC DC song.
01:22:24
I'm 18 years, something like that.
01:22:26
I have everything that all these.
01:22:28
You've got two phones.
01:22:30
He's got the biggest phones of them all.
01:22:33
I mean,
01:22:34
song requests.
01:22:35
Kevin Gates Two phones, biggest phone of them all.
01:22:39
Sorry, What?
01:22:41
Kevin Gates
01:22:43
What if I don't know who that is?
01:22:45
Skype The name.
01:22:48
The name.
01:22:49
Okay, I'm going to play this game.
01:22:51
The name Kevin Gates.
01:22:54
I got Martin Garrix, baby, Rihanna, the name of love,
01:22:57
because I typed in the name Two phones.
01:23:01
What? Two phones?
01:23:03
Bill Gates.
01:23:05
Kevin Gates.
01:23:06
Kevin Gates.
01:23:09
You have two phones? I can't play it.
01:23:11
Not even I'm
01:23:12
stupid. Warner Brothers.
01:23:15
Okay, I can play it for us.
01:23:18
Yeah, That's not going to help.
01:23:19
No, we can play.
01:23:20
We can play it on Rumble. I was joking.
01:23:23
Oh, okay.
01:23:24
Oh, wait.
01:23:26
My daughter got murdered.
01:23:28
Did you?
01:23:30
Oh, with the W good
01:23:34
bridge.
01:23:38
Emotion.
01:23:39
No damage allowed.
01:23:43
Hello.
01:23:45
Is there a deal
01:23:47
and they got to build a woman and I don't listen to the women yelling.
01:23:50
I tell them to shut up B I got Tom on the block and one foot on the road.
01:23:56
I got so
01:23:58
I don't want anyone to
01:24:01
know that popping up.
01:24:03
Right, right, right,
01:24:06
right.
01:24:06
We're going to jump in,
01:24:10
blow him alone.
01:24:12
I got to reason why,
01:24:15
but I don't think I need to know.
01:24:18
They're popping up
01:24:20
now. Ray, Ray, Ray,
01:24:23
Ray, Ray, Ray
01:24:26
wouldn't start to fall over.
01:24:27
No. My God. I'm God.
01:24:28
I just put the key inside my pocket pocket.
01:24:30
Might not get to see it. This is a new Ferrari, man in the mirror.
01:24:33
You choose to bother someone say to Colin, I don't feel like talking.
01:24:36
Everything is different than the way I bought a phone.
01:24:38
Be interrupting me when I'm recording, maybe making relatively unimportant.
01:24:42
Come on, don't you say it all the way.
01:24:43
We're told at the Oscars, I'm not using the kitchen.
01:24:46
I just finished up with The Wolf of
01:24:50
Hay to wish you well.
01:24:52
I got plenty of ice.
01:24:54
Got it. Okay.
01:24:55
I got to drop it.
01:24:57
A bloody one for the Lord.
01:24:59
I got so far by the them up on it.
01:25:03
I need to go
01:25:06
wrap up and I'll break it down.
01:25:08
But I want it. Ray.
01:25:09
Ray Reagan crap coming on.
01:25:10
My regret for all about the blog.
01:25:14
And I got sort of a moment ago.
01:25:19
I think I need to enhance the being a woman
01:25:21
and I have nothing, nowhere in reality.
01:25:23
I tell them to shut off anyone.
01:25:25
Ray from coming out.
01:25:26
Ray, Ray, Ray, Ray.
01:25:27
Going to make it a go again.
01:25:30
One of my friends, they don't give a damn. Never will be.
01:25:33
I'll never know what I got to.
01:25:35
Gale How much did I ask me?
01:25:36
What I got to live, what I did and what I didn't do for them.
01:25:39
Bring me near somewhere on a room they can do it.
01:25:41
And almost no one by Jim
01:25:44
Clancy and jumping out a hand.
01:25:46
I just got it. It.
01:25:47
Ask him what a cop I need your concern.
01:25:49
One day you learn what you try to get.
01:25:51
Everything will say I'm going to be a fighter.
01:25:53
Somebody you got to feed the kids. You can run the city.
01:25:56
You know what is great?
01:25:57
When the plane is put out of
01:26:01
book and
01:26:02
I got so far there, other people that my mother
01:26:07
and I don't get the orders from the woman.
01:26:09
By the way, By the way, I don't take my own train
01:26:13
from Domino for
01:26:16
over a block and one foot on the road.
01:26:18
I got to beat them up.
01:26:22
So no ramp up and I'll break down.
01:26:27
When they wanted Ray, Ray, Ray wrapped up in on ring, ring, ring, ring.
01:26:31
And find me bolting hard from grinding hard getting calling card
01:26:35
from your Barbie doll When she around me she no I'm nobody got money Got it for me
01:26:39
baby girl I'm sorry you decide you you're united important way shape
01:26:42
I can bring you to the carpet smell like Tata I'll put you in the wall
01:26:46
and cause a lot of cute so you don't really get a lot of and gave you way.
01:26:50
I'm guessing that I got
01:26:52
and ain't nobody making the amazing cliffhangers like in big.
01:26:56
Maybe we could make you take a chance.
01:26:58
Maybe I was thinking too impatient.
01:27:00
All right, you hold up. What do you got
01:27:02
all covered up?
01:27:03
Look at one another.
01:27:04
The I got so
01:27:07
beaten them up to go.
01:27:09
He thought
01:27:11
that Bubba number three ring
01:27:13
got Ray Ray Reagan from coming out
01:27:19
of the blue.
01:27:20
And one another.
01:27:21
I got to follow them up.
01:27:25
I got to go
01:27:28
up and I'll bring Ray Reagan down.
01:27:35
Money.
01:27:35
Well, the ring, ring, ring.
01:27:36
And I think our Kevin Gates segments better than my poetry reading segment.
01:27:42
Of course, it goes in argue with you.
01:27:44
Wouldn't it be
01:27:47
doing the fans if you are fan
01:27:53
not like 21 fans
01:27:57
but oh whatever
01:28:00
the real it's not supposed to look like that and it's gray.
01:28:05
It's got be because I made everything dark.
01:28:07
You notice my face isn't like lighten up with freaking you can't see anything.
01:28:11
Yeah, yeah. My light bulb melody.
01:28:16
Make sure you turn it off.
01:28:17
Did you turn the switch off?
01:28:18
So what is lighting
01:28:21
this up? Is cashless society a good idea?
01:28:25
Oh, that.
01:28:26
That was two weeks ago.
01:28:29
That.
01:28:31
And what was that?
01:28:32
It doesn't matter. Cash credit.
01:28:34
Any time you got a chance to re mention a show, you should be.
01:28:38
Oh, okay. Was it.
01:28:39
What was it about?
01:28:42
Like money.
01:28:43
I don't remember.
01:28:44
Currency. Oh.
01:28:48
Didn't we do one on currents
01:28:50
and a different one on Crdi currency.
01:28:54
We're combining two.
01:28:56
I oh trivia question.
01:28:58
Which two flatbread shows were over 5 hours long?
01:29:02
I'll give you a hint.
01:29:03
There were problems in space. No.
01:29:09
Yeah,
01:29:12
I really didn't. I?
01:29:15
Yeah, it was problems in space.
01:29:17
The one was like 5 hours.
01:29:18
One minute the other one was like 5 hours. 2 minutes.
01:29:21
Problems in space could be a whole other show.
01:29:24
Yeah, Problems in space and currency.
01:29:27
Currency? Oh, yeah.
01:29:28
We just combine them all both too.
01:29:31
So you have to.
01:29:32
If is a cashless society good idea.
01:29:34
You have to look at it. At what perspective?
01:29:37
The people gaining the control or the people losing their complete liberties
01:29:40
are you talking about like physical cash or just money in general?
01:29:43
Like cancels, meaning everything?
01:29:46
Because like the way I turn, because under the table, everything on the books,
01:29:50
okay, You can't buy you can't buy Taco Bell.
01:29:53
You know who bought it when they bought it,
01:29:57
everything is trashed. Wow.
01:29:59
Paper trail.
01:30:00
And then when you go to that when you go to the hospital
01:30:02
and three people do the same thing, it's not.
01:30:05
It's not who's rich and who's poor like it is nowadays.
01:30:07
It's Wait a minute, you had sausages and beer for breakfast.
01:30:11
You're going to the back of the line.
01:30:13
Isn't that the same thing as cash?
01:30:14
No, it's the same exact thing. Is cash is the.
01:30:16
No, no, no. I
01:30:19
think we have more us.
01:30:22
Something else. What's that? Sorry.
01:30:24
The drug dealers would still come up with a way to say he's bought something else.
01:30:28
Oh, don't use.
01:30:29
Don't use cash as an immediate, nefarious act.
01:30:32
Some people have a righteous, normal, private reason to spend.
01:30:36
You can launder it.
01:30:38
You could launder it.
01:30:39
I'm getting the laundry, though.
01:30:41
No, you just send it to Ukraine.
01:30:43
The like.
01:30:45
If you want to go to a bank,
01:30:49
can you launder your sperm?
01:30:51
That. Yeah, that's what I was asking.
01:30:54
And you muddy water and the river banks.
01:30:56
Can you muddy
01:31:00
this muddy sperm?
01:31:00
Have black babies.
01:31:03
What?
01:31:05
Well, I don't.
01:31:07
I don't believe that it's not racist Question.
01:31:10
If the answer is no, then we move on.
01:31:12
If it's just more questions, if you have
01:31:17
if you
01:31:17
come in in a pioneer, does your semen turn into frogs?
01:31:21
Little frogs?
01:31:23
Yes. It's very simple, to be honest.
01:31:26
They do look a little similar.
01:31:29
They swim similar, apparently.
01:31:32
I got to never seen sperm swim.
01:31:38
I've seen
01:31:40
I've looked closely.
01:31:41
I've got to get some of my.
01:31:42
I was not kidding. Obviously,
01:31:45
it burns it burns a little bit.
01:31:50
Sure.
01:31:51
My hair, my skin, because I don't want to fall too far from
01:31:54
we mentioned movie plot, but I just want you guys to get your opinion on this.
01:31:59
This movie.
01:32:00
This is a movie that is is going to be coming coming to us.
01:32:04
So welcome to the American society
01:32:08
of Magical Negroes.
01:32:11
What,
01:32:15
what And we could go
01:32:17
I know you can feel their discomfort and I'm
01:32:21
watching you walk through them
01:32:23
full of white people was the most painful that I've ever seen.
01:32:26
So I don't want to take you to a job interview.
01:32:29
There's a recruiting class starting right now, and we've got to get you in it.
01:32:35
Welcome to the American Society
01:32:39
of Magical Negroes.
01:32:43
So really understand it's easier said,
01:32:47
what's the most dangerous animal on the planet?
01:32:51
White people, when they feel uncomfortable?
01:32:53
White people feeling uncomfortable precedes a lot of bad stuff for us.
01:32:57
That's why we fight white discomfort every day,
01:33:00
because the happier they are, the safer we are
01:33:03
the name is a little updating, maybe like magical
01:33:07
black people or I guess I the same ring.
01:33:11
You ready? Oh, wow.
01:33:13
Your first client is a Jason, man.
01:33:15
His morale is far too long. Hey. Hey, Don.
01:33:18
I was hoping there was a station right next door.
01:33:20
Oh, this one's spoken for now.
01:33:23
Yeah, it's actually fun and weirdly relaxing.
01:33:25
It's like being a secret agent with none of the danger.
01:33:27
Hi, I'm Lizzy.
01:33:29
This is your secret?
01:33:31
Yeah, she's cool.
01:33:32
He kidding? Come on, man. She's smart and funny.
01:33:35
I know what you're doing going on about her.
01:33:37
You're trying to set us up. No, no, no. That's not what I was doing.
01:33:40
You cannot have a relationship, Lizzy, now, because if you don't put Jason
01:33:44
first, everyone's magic will fail.
01:33:48
I've always felt it's my job to make white people feel comfortable.
01:33:52
And here it literally is.
01:33:55
But maybe it shouldn't be.
01:33:57
I've got a great plan to ask her out, but I'm going to need your help.
01:33:59
Do you think you can, like, work your magic?
01:34:01
Hey, if you talk about me.
01:34:02
Hey, where are you
01:34:05
shouting? No.
01:34:11
Someone to by the society.
01:34:13
Oh, was it?
01:34:13
He didn't let it go like I told you to interfere with her or your client.
01:34:17
You could have your memory.
01:34:19
You won't even remember she existed,
01:34:21
even though he might never see you again.
01:34:23
I think what we have,
01:34:27
they make him a racist
01:34:28
because he's an old man.
01:34:32
I'm looking to this.
01:34:37
The premise.
01:34:38
He's They need to be nice to work people, to make people comfortable.
01:34:43
Otherwise, like white people are what,
01:34:47
the worst predators on planet earth.
01:34:50
I know, right?
01:34:52
You do. Good.
01:34:54
You go to all those.
01:34:56
You go to that inner city where all those white people are
01:34:58
and you're just going to get shot by all those white people.
01:35:00
That's typically what happens
01:35:05
at my and my other job.
01:35:08
I the mechanic, was a black dude.
01:35:12
One week we both through our backs out.
01:35:13
Neither one of us can perform the duties of our jobs.
01:35:16
So they decided to throw us both out
01:35:19
and see if the pair of us could do my job.
01:35:23
So I.
01:35:26
So I was driving.
01:35:29
Take two injured people, put it together.
01:35:33
I know you have a capable person.
01:35:37
I know. Okay.
01:35:38
This is where the plot thickens.
01:35:40
Now, this was the time when Eazy and I would get together every Friday.
01:35:44
We had a tradition where we would pick out a weird movie to each other's
01:35:51
takes, putting the weird movie
01:35:55
together On Friday, this was his week to pick the movie.
01:35:58
He said he had already picked one.
01:35:59
He it was a good one.
01:36:01
He even told me the title. It was a
01:36:03
thank you for your time or sorry
01:36:05
about to taking away from your day or whatever it was.
01:36:10
It was the opening line of a telemarketer, your wife and your wife.
01:36:16
Thank you for your patience.
01:36:17
Thank you for your time. Something like that.
01:36:19
Thank you for your happiness.
01:36:21
And so I didn't know what that movie was.
01:36:23
But on the Friday morning, I go out with the the black
01:36:29
guy, the coworker,
01:36:31
and he is the mechanic, so he needed to or some oil for the fleet.
01:36:36
So he gets on the phone
01:36:39
and instead of speaking normally,
01:36:43
he starts talking whiter than I sound.
01:36:46
And I said, What was that?
01:36:48
And he said, That's my white voice, White.
01:36:50
If I talk like that, I get more I find I get more cooperation.
01:36:55
And it's I've never even heard of such a thing.
01:36:57
So I go I get home that night.
01:37:00
Easy comes by with this movie called Thank You for your Time or whatever
01:37:03
it was, the whole movie.
01:37:05
The premise was white voice,
01:37:08
something I'd
01:37:08
never heard of before, killing twice in the same day.
01:37:12
Coincidence?
01:37:13
Is it is it ignorant to think that like,
01:37:17
because I don't I know different voices and I like to do different voices,
01:37:21
but I just speak how we like You're supposed to talk.
01:37:25
This isn't a white voice.
01:37:26
This is just the English language
01:37:29
are there is a word here or there,
01:37:34
but I'm not like all over the map with it, you know,
01:37:37
like some people are.
01:37:42
So back to Machinations.
01:37:45
Here's with the tie in to the Grille.
01:37:48
More of a problem.
01:37:50
You know, these secret societies like the Skull and Bones,
01:37:53
they tell us a secret initiation
01:37:58
and they have rituals.
01:38:00
They perform.
01:38:01
They get in robes and they have ceremonial
01:38:05
daggers and weird, crazy nonsense.
01:38:08
Now, I think the reason they do them in the the Skull and Bones,
01:38:12
which is just a student organization, but those students are going to Harvard, so.
01:38:18
Or Yale or, you know, one of those you Ivy League schools.
01:38:22
So their parents were wealthy and they got them in or something
01:38:26
because W was a Rhodes Scholar
01:38:30
and friggin idiot.
01:38:32
So regardless, these kids got it made already,
01:38:36
but they're still students and they're doing these crazy rituals.
01:38:39
So I think they get them on videotape doing these despicable things
01:38:45
to blackmail them into not telling the secrets of the secret society.
01:38:50
I think that's the only reason, because we know that the ritual,
01:38:55
the black magic doesn't exist.
01:38:57
I've said it before, I'll say it again.
01:38:59
They're supernatural.
01:39:02
There's the natural, there's the supernatural.
01:39:05
One exists, the other one does not.
01:39:09
Black magic doesn't work.
01:39:11
So doing the glimmer of problem,
01:39:14
doing a sacred and ancient ritual doesn't work.
01:39:19
It can't
01:39:22
in can't-I can't.
01:39:24
Can that I mean, so the only thing that I would say
01:39:27
incantation that I would say would
01:39:30
where the term incantation comes from.
01:39:32
Because you can't.
01:39:34
Yes. Because you can't do it.
01:39:36
That's where you can't take it goes from that reality.
01:39:39
I learned
01:39:41
the only.
01:39:45
So what's the deal with Bohemian Grove then?
01:39:47
That's where they burn the owl and those things.
01:39:49
That's where that that I look more into the owl.
01:39:52
It comes from ancient Greece.
01:39:56
No, it doesn't.
01:39:58
Yes. In Athens.
01:40:00
Why the Owl Forest?
01:40:04
The symbol of the wise owl is a Athenian thing,
01:40:09
and it is contrary to what animal
01:40:13
The dumb ass, the spider.
01:40:16
The owl is supposed to be.
01:40:18
The owl is supposed to be the noble of the dark
01:40:21
magic and art and the weaves, webs and traps.
01:40:24
Instead, it does it the the consensual way.
01:40:28
The consensual way. You know, they let us know.
01:40:30
So that is our consent because we don't fight back apparently.
01:40:33
So that's how they got there.
01:40:34
They're having because they're not actually doing anything wrong
01:40:37
because we accept it by not, you know, by you know, by being complacent.
01:40:41
Apparently that's a contract acceptance.
01:40:44
Yeah.
01:40:45
Like the way evil can't enter, crush it, cross your threshold.
01:40:48
And if you don't invite it into your home,
01:40:52
is that a perfect belief?
01:40:55
Do you believe that, or is that a tradition, true traditional belief?
01:40:59
You believe that I will walk into someone's house without an invitation?
01:41:03
Is there something about walking backwards to, I believe your house?
01:41:07
I'm not sure what I'm saying, because
01:41:12
backwards
01:41:14
pressure.
01:41:16
This is where the chat would be great to pop in.
01:41:19
Third off says I'm black, but I'm not a dude.
01:41:24
Oh. Oh, yeah.
01:41:25
You said something about black dude.
01:41:28
I did.
01:41:29
You did you draw?
01:41:32
I I'm confused.
01:41:34
I don't even know I'd have to look at my screen.
01:41:38
There's a wreath.
01:41:42
I see a wreath there.
01:41:46
Memory.
01:41:49
Your wreath?
01:41:51
That's my wreath.
01:41:55
Your wreath,
01:41:57
Urethra.
01:41:59
See you guys.
01:41:59
You guys, just. Just.
01:42:02
You just go, right?
01:42:03
It's right there.
01:42:04
And you just snatch it from me.
01:42:06
Was. I was.
01:42:08
I remember what?
01:42:10
I was here to talk earlier, and you guys just kept talking with just five.
01:42:13
Oh, I thought you were out for the show to end.
01:42:16
No, I was just trying to remember what I was trying to say.
01:42:19
So when it comes to ritual and stuff, the only thing that I could.
01:42:22
I could liken to something that may actually exist that you may
01:42:27
fladge, may actually grasp upon,
01:42:29
and maybe say, okay, that's a ritual that makes sense.
01:42:33
The harmonizing of the
01:42:36
like the chambers of like the caves that, that
01:42:40
like sort of I don't know exactly where, but like the stories of men
01:42:45
carving out cave structures and shit and there the harmonizing
01:42:49
like the residents in the caves potentially would create some type of,
01:42:55
I don't know they claim some it's actually the stones for pyramids
01:43:00
were levitated using frequencies and stuff.
01:43:04
Would that be considered the type of ritualistic
01:43:08
situation
01:43:09
where it might actually be beneficial?
01:43:12
Absolutely. Yes.
01:43:13
And I am on board fully.
01:43:14
You nailed it.
01:43:17
Okay.
01:43:17
Because I did a terrible job of explaining it, but I knew.
01:43:20
Yeah, but it was I I'm lockstep with that.
01:43:23
I love the resonance idea.
01:43:25
I want to dabble in it myself because
01:43:29
if you're going to do it, it's
01:43:32
the devil in residence.
01:43:34
No, confuses me.
01:43:35
We've spoken on this before.
01:43:37
I know they say the Buddhists can
01:43:40
have these trumpets, these horns that they play together
01:43:44
at a certain object and they can levitate a stone or something.
01:43:47
Here's the thing.
01:43:48
Why don't we have footage of it?
01:43:51
If they can do it, it's demonstrable if they do it.
01:43:55
There is video of people levitating things with Speaker systems and shit like it's
01:44:02
and you can
01:44:05
a you could also you can have
01:44:08
like the stealth bomber, right.
01:44:10
It's the same that's the same reason why
01:44:14
some of my hot dog Bond videos
01:44:18
or our dog Bond songs sorry,
01:44:23
the audio. It's all right.
01:44:24
As long as I get credit I want to hear.
01:44:27
Yeah, sometimes you can, Sometimes you can hear
01:44:30
or sometimes you can hear the acapella
01:44:33
because I for some reason, accidentally or I didn't know what I was doing
01:44:37
and I phase that, I reversed the phase and one side stealth bomber,
01:44:43
you can't hear it because the noise
01:44:47
is the is the reverse phase.
01:44:49
And if you have audio, that is the exact mimic
01:44:53
was the reverse phase, you literally don't hear it.
01:44:56
So you can see if you're looking at the meter, you can still see the
01:45:02
but you can't hear it.
01:45:03
It's it's is a register of all but you.
01:45:06
It's that frequency.
01:45:07
It's a bastard. Freak is fucking weird.
01:45:09
But that's how the stealth bomber is quiet because it's able to
01:45:14
reverse phase its own sound
01:45:19
bastard.
01:45:20
And I also think it's a reverse engineered alien technology.
01:45:25
This even just the rocket shit that I was looking at.
01:45:27
They had actual rocket engines and just like the
01:45:29
like they look so complex and it's just.
01:45:32
It's so cool.
01:45:33
All the fucking shit space shit.
01:45:36
That was one of the coolest museums like space wise I've ever 100%.
01:45:40
One of the cool space museums never meant to be What the fuck?
01:45:44
It was called? Is it Huntsville, Alabama?
01:45:48
Oh, kidding.
01:45:48
I dare you.
01:45:51
So I was really, really good there. What
01:45:56
is it?
01:45:56
Air and Space Museum in Columbus, Ohio.
01:45:58
Isn't that the US Space Center is the home of the original space camp.
01:46:04
It's the original home.
01:46:05
There's a Boeing there as well.
01:46:08
But Boeing,
01:46:11
what I almost went into there,
01:46:15
there's actually a government area
01:46:19
and I didn't go I wasn't going to the museum and thank God
01:46:22
I kind of pulled off because otherwise I would have had to roll up to the gate.
01:46:26
You pull in, pulled out.
01:46:29
Yeah. Then I fall off to the side of the road.
01:46:30
I turned off.
01:46:32
Otherwise I would have had to go through like a gate.
01:46:34
That is a very funny turn on is I.
01:46:38
Then I'm like, This doesn't feel right.
01:46:40
I'm like trying to I'm pulled off the rail here yet I am pulled off.
01:46:46
All right, I want to do that.
01:46:48
Fucking power Ranger porn star.
01:46:53
She was hot.
01:46:55
Oh, yes.
01:46:56
You pointed out, you know. Oh, yeah.
01:46:58
Hey, Mr.
01:46:59
Clean up.
01:47:00
I'm here with your little fucking
01:47:04
little
01:47:08
fucking hobo.
01:47:10
He just for the show is your.
01:47:13
Who's your sweater?
01:47:15
Who's your sweater brought to you by?
01:47:18
Yeah, it
01:47:20
really
01:47:21
oh, so good tie.
01:47:23
And so that was one of my questions for Fudge.
01:47:25
Okay.
01:47:27
What is your opinion on the Bud Light boycott?
01:47:32
And do you think it's been enough?
01:47:33
Because there are several entities that are out there that are saying
01:47:36
it's bad enough
01:47:39
they learned their lesson, but
01:47:41
what's your opinion?
01:47:44
I say bull crap.
01:47:46
This whole thing was stupid. Overblown.
01:47:49
What would why would
01:47:53
I was right on the on the representative making up for forcing a representative
01:47:58
that's opposite of the clientele or the clientele getting slightly upset.
01:48:03
And that's not even a representative.
01:48:05
It's an idea. Ideology
01:48:09
is as long as somebody that's getting a lot more due
01:48:11
to middle of the road blocking my way to work, I'm fine
01:48:13
with their protesting, with their dollars like that.
01:48:16
I mean, what I want to know what you mean by blown overboard,
01:48:19
because as far as I know, they got they chopped off their dicks so they can't.
01:48:23
Nobody's blowing anybody
01:48:28
is them.
01:48:31
Is that what I was speaking out against?
01:48:34
No, they were speaking for and speaking.
01:48:37
They were. They were. They were gender.
01:48:39
They were you using trying to get new clientele
01:48:42
women and transgender sissy people who.
01:48:46
I don't know. Yeah.
01:48:47
And nobody asked for it.
01:48:49
And it happened April fools so it like kind of trolled everybody.
01:48:52
They weren't even sure if it was real
01:48:55
And then and then a few people
01:48:57
including Kid Rock who he wasn't the shooter by the way by the way.
01:49:01
He wasn't. It wasn't the shooter.
01:49:03
Yeah, he, he but he takes the machine gun and then ends up blowing up a bunch of.
01:49:08
Yeah. Oh, no. Ted Nugent.
01:49:10
But somebody analyzed the speech, but like,
01:49:13
his guns were shooting blanks and his friend was shooting.
01:49:17
You know, the angle is totally wrong.
01:49:18
It wasn't him even. Shoot.
01:49:21
His problem was he
01:49:23
is a promoter of their kid.
01:49:26
Rock's a promoter on top of a musician.
01:49:29
He's done his own ticket sales where he's trying to bring the consumer
01:49:33
cheaper tickets that aren't being gouged by
01:49:36
fees and resale markets and shit like that.
01:49:40
And Bud Light is a brand that he's had at his concerts.
01:49:44
And when that should happen, you're just you're just kind of just going,
01:49:48
I don't know. It'd like Bud Light Go on.
01:49:51
Regardless of how anyone feels about the Jews versus Hamas,
01:49:55
Israel versus Hamas, it'd be like going out, got on a whim and,
01:50:00
oh, let's kill one side or kill the other side.
01:50:03
It's like it's just an extreme weird take on.
01:50:07
And I just assume
01:50:09
still that transgenderism is just a freak show of it.
01:50:13
It's it's a it's a
01:50:17
unfortunately, it's just a fetish.
01:50:20
Yeah.
01:50:20
So stupid.
01:50:23
When I was a kid, my favorite show was Fresh Prince of Bel Air.
01:50:27
And Martin and I, my favorite basketball player was Anthony Hardaway
01:50:31
and Larry Johnson and and frickin, you know, Isaiah Thomas.
01:50:36
And like, I wanted to play basketball.
01:50:39
I literally Jewish child would go to bed at night
01:50:42
wishing or praying that like I would wake up and be black.
01:50:45
I swear to my being that
01:50:48
it's like that no point that I go, well,
01:50:51
I need to just make myself black because that's how I feel inside.
01:50:55
It's just like, no, it's like, not
01:50:57
like it's just stupid, right?
01:50:59
I also, at the same time, I also would wish that I would fall asleep
01:51:02
and wake up and be able to fly like Superman, you know?
01:51:05
Yeah, that was one of my dreams as well.
01:51:07
That I wish.
01:51:08
I, I wish.
01:51:09
You know, you identify as Superman.
01:51:12
Are you implying that you want transgenders to try and fly off a roof?
01:51:17
Yes. If you go to a muslim country, they will try to help you fly.
01:51:24
Yeah.
01:51:24
And you know, in all honesty, can you answer this the building
01:51:29
and try to help you fly as long as they don't judge you
01:51:32
for not wanting to have sex with something with a penis, I don't really care.
01:51:36
And I can.
01:51:37
I don't care.
01:51:38
Just don't, like, expect me to not go.
01:51:40
Oh, that's weird but that one, I think it was the whatever
01:51:43
whatever podcast the guy said, he just basically said they asked him
01:51:47
if you're having sex with a transgender woman,
01:51:49
if you don't want to, then that means you're homophobic
01:51:52
or you're hateful of trans.
01:51:53
And he's like, No, I don't like penis.
01:51:56
And they criticize him for it, which is not fair.
01:51:58
I mean, that's that's that's not respecting his. Oh, yeah. Yeah.
01:52:01
They try to shame him for it.
01:52:03
Yeah I did not like that not liking transgender but it's also not an excuse.
01:52:08
It's the same. It's the same.
01:52:09
It's not excuse to be all slutty.
01:52:12
Like if I was a woman, by the way.
01:52:16
By the way, if I was,
01:52:18
I would be the most.
01:52:19
Why aren't women pissed off their mocking women?
01:52:22
Aren't they? Right.
01:52:24
They.
01:52:24
They're trying to be when I don't I don't mean that as individual person.
01:52:28
I mean like the on TV the, you know, Vegas glamorous
01:52:32
exaggeration of women
01:52:35
and they're like strip shows and kids and you know story
01:52:38
I don't want to get into that that's a little bit too
01:52:40
political for these stories we try to stay historical.
01:52:43
We try to stay apolitical here, don't we?
01:52:47
No, no.
01:52:47
Sure.
01:52:50
Yeah.
01:52:50
No, that's you're going to tell the story.
01:52:52
This is all you
01:53:00
know.
01:53:01
And you ran across the go sun.
01:53:04
The sun. WOMAN The sun Women's League.
01:53:07
Yeah.
01:53:08
And then recently started
01:53:11
to acquire someone who identified as a woman in their crew.
01:53:15
I did see this.
01:53:17
Yeah.
01:53:17
No, he was wearing stretch pants.
01:53:20
So I would just like you to kind of explain just the conversation
01:53:23
that you had with the women while I go pee.
01:53:26
It's.
01:53:28
Yeah.
01:53:28
I asked them
01:53:30
what they thought of him playing with them, and
01:53:33
apparently he was like, good. There.
01:53:36
You walk up, then you walk up and they were like
01:53:39
kind of discussing it a bit and you overheard of it and you.
01:53:43
Yeah, Yeah.
01:53:44
And they, they were way more okay with it than I was.
01:53:49
But, but really,
01:53:52
the most interesting part of the story was how,
01:53:55
how one how outraged
01:53:57
I was that it's what started flatulence in the first place.
01:54:01
I was out at story great
01:54:04
using the the picnic table as my soapbox.
01:54:07
Now I've got this podcast
01:54:10
to prop me up and give me a megaphone.
01:54:14
Thousands of viewers,
01:54:16
how many do we have right now?
01:54:19
Thousands, at least thousands of.
01:54:23
Are you adding up all the platforms that.
01:54:27
Oh, adding up.
01:54:28
Oh, I was multiplying. I'm sorry.
01:54:30
Let me try that again.
01:54:31
Oh, yeah. You're allowed to do that.
01:54:34
62 right now.
01:54:36
Oh well I'm looking it up and I'm saying 60 right now.
01:54:41
Wow, that's funny.
01:54:42
It's that real time of.
01:54:46
And what would be the opposite of real time?
01:54:48
Well, what would it be if it wasn't real?
01:54:52
People
01:54:54
recorded?
01:54:55
And do you really think the protests, the boycott hurt Anheuser-Busch?
01:54:59
Yes, yes, Yes, it did.
01:55:01
Have you looked at the green? Yes.
01:55:05
Sales.
01:55:05
How did they destroy that?
01:55:07
Destroyed.
01:55:11
And now they're trying to now they're trying to buy back in
01:55:13
by by doing a deal with UFC and Dana White
01:55:17
and Dana White, who's one of the people that were like, oh, who cares?
01:55:21
And Kid Rock has got
01:55:22
I understand Kerouac's take is like, hey, they were kind of punished.
01:55:25
They are a company that there's even see, that's exactly what they
01:55:28
a company where there's a lot workers in this
01:55:31
country even though it's owned by the Holland Company. But
01:55:36
what makes a shit beer anyway But it's just it
01:55:39
it you have a lot of workers here that are kind of hurting because of that as well.
01:55:43
So you're kind of hurting economy.
01:55:45
But that
01:55:46
the main thing that they pointed to and when people drop Bud Light is it's
01:55:50
just there's so many competitors out there that someone can just pick up
01:55:54
a new brand tomorrow and never, never touch your shit again.
01:55:58
I've done that so many times in my beer drinking. Yeah.
01:56:01
You know, I anything that I do, I usually don't go looking,
01:56:04
but if somebody fucks up and it's usually not political for me, it's
01:56:07
usually performance or price or quality control, I'll go out
01:56:12
looking for something better and nine times out of ten I find something better.
01:56:15
Cheaper because people are trying harder and people get complacent.
01:56:19
I loved I love Steak and Shake and I went there very regularly
01:56:22
until they messed up my order too many times and I was just like, Fuck it.
01:56:25
And I haven't been back.
01:56:29
So it's not an oligopoly.
01:56:33
Well, you do have influence.
01:56:34
The last vote is others do.
01:56:36
You can vote with your dollars. You can vote with your feet. Thank.
01:56:39
Thankfully we have
01:56:43
plenty.
01:56:43
There's plenty of competitors out there you can find.
01:56:46
Can't find a dollar amount, but you see that.
01:56:47
You see that graph right there.
01:56:49
That's what they lost from January 28, June 3rd,
01:56:54
from over a 10%
01:56:55
share to 7.3 Modelo crying out loud.
01:57:00
I don't know.
01:57:00
Did you guys know who Dylan Mulvaney was prior to that?
01:57:04
Know a little bit.
01:57:06
Yeah, I know.
01:57:07
My girlfriend's eight years ago.
01:57:09
The means she's on TikTok.
01:57:11
She knows she and she we said it's like early on the day
01:57:15
one of the woman date who is a woman and it the dudes just like kind cosplaying
01:57:21
what a woman is like it's just he's being very typical.
01:57:25
He's a very stereotypical woman and it's just kind of weird
01:57:30
if you watch like some of the highlight videos of the bullshit that
01:57:35
it's not even interesting,
01:57:37
but it's just, it's cosplaying.
01:57:39
It's, it's stereotyping
01:57:41
and it's just somebody pretending to be what they're not.
01:57:46
Again, it'd be like me at this age going, No,
01:57:48
no, I swear, I've always like I was a black person.
01:57:51
They have people that it was kind of a joke going around that
01:57:54
I heard at first, but apparently there are people that
01:57:59
they feel like they were they should have been a war
01:58:02
veteran or something and they would be more comfortable.
01:58:06
That's still there almost every day.
01:58:08
So if there weren't that they weren't in the military.
01:58:11
No, they're not.
01:58:12
But they would be more comfortable if, like their arm was amputated
01:58:14
versus like, you know, still they're like, where do we draw the line when it comes
01:58:18
to how how much how comfortable we try to make ourselves?
01:58:22
I think you need to be comfortable with yourself.
01:58:25
You don't need to make your body comfortable with what your mind thinks.
01:58:28
You need to make your mind comfortable with what your body is.
01:58:32
Right?
01:58:33
Like, I like that dirt.
01:58:37
I like that drawer too.
01:58:38
He's our everything.
01:58:40
But like me,
01:58:43
I'd like to drop by
01:58:48
just for myself and work out
01:58:49
to buy made Anheuser-Busch for the Bud Light
01:58:53
Boycott lost $15.7 billion.
01:58:57
That's not pesos.
01:58:58
That's dollars.
01:59:01
It's getting there.
01:59:02
It's getting close to the pain comes from investors, not crime.
01:59:04
So it has to be accurate.
01:59:05
We're not going to check anywhere else,
01:59:08
right?
01:59:09
One source is good for us.
01:59:13
When journalists
01:59:22
are right after
01:59:24
we've had that, like ten just doesn't want to work
01:59:26
soccer now.
01:59:30
So soccer come here for dark as a girl for it's a great report.
01:59:35
We could keep an eye out for my grandma.
01:59:39
Your soccer dad's ass.
01:59:41
The fuck is that?
01:59:44
I can't read it.
01:59:45
I can't.
01:59:46
I can't.
01:59:47
I can't pronounce it. So we're in a bit of a pickle.
01:59:49
Giggles game. Game?
01:59:50
I think it says Free of Kate Gay.
01:59:54
Oh, the G is silent.
01:59:55
It's Ring of Gays, Ring of Rainbow Gays like a cock ring.
02:00:01
When given a ring, the shepherd name gays became invisible
02:00:05
and anonymous.
02:00:05
Through his invisibility, he seduces a queen,
02:00:08
her king, and takes over the kingdom.
02:00:09
The argument is made that the ring of gays invisibility, anonymity and anonymity
02:00:15
is the only barrier
02:00:16
between a just and an unjust person. Huh?
02:00:20
What did you put that in there?
02:00:22
I just copied a bunch of lists, man.
02:00:25
I don't You think I sat there and, came up with 1200.
02:00:28
I assume that. I don't know.
02:00:30
I just assume that you have some relevance.
02:00:32
And they would all have to do with.
02:00:37
Okay, say it's okay.
02:00:38
So you are giving it a superpower.
02:00:40
Would you use it for good or evil?
02:00:42
Yes, absolutely. What's the superpower?
02:00:45
I would use it for good or evil.
02:00:46
Yeah, so when I was a kid, you ask me what superpower it would either be flying
02:00:52
or like X-ray vision and X-ray vision would be just like at a bunch of chicks
02:00:57
telekinesis is actually the number one
02:01:00
sorry, adult I don't really like.
02:01:03
I can use this as the work Mount Rushmore.
02:01:06
The one that gives you all the other ones. Why?
02:01:11
Because it does matter.
02:01:13
Every everything, every beast is able to manipulate matter.
02:01:21
That's what it means.
02:01:22
Tell it.
02:01:23
How was can not necessarily kinesis mean motion.
02:01:27
You do the rest?
02:01:28
Yeah. Not matter.
02:01:30
You can't like combine chemical bonds and make
02:01:35
I don't know,
02:01:38
call and make a diamond with I don't think telekinesis possible.
02:01:41
So it's hard to explain how this is more like communication that like
02:01:45
and potentially like maybe levitation
02:01:48
but not like covalent bonds.
02:01:51
What if what if it's more like a flex?
02:01:53
You can like, make a little energy wave that pushes something?
02:01:56
Is that telekinesis?
02:01:58
Yes. Yes.
02:02:01
What if you could fly?
02:02:03
What if I get excited?
02:02:04
I'm not thinking about something and my penis just accidentally
02:02:07
a bunch of shit off the table.
02:02:08
But I was not thinking about it.
02:02:11
Oh, involuntary telekinesis.
02:02:15
I don't.
02:02:15
I was.
02:02:16
I was thinking about it.
02:02:17
But because I wasn't.
02:02:19
It wasn't me.
02:02:19
It was my penis. Is that telekinesis?
02:02:23
Still like a penis?
02:02:24
Tell like a penis.
02:02:25
I'll look your penis. Tell a penis.
02:02:27
Tell a penis.
02:02:28
Tell a penis can even tell a penis.
02:02:32
Hey there.
02:02:33
Hey, tell a penis something today we should start that.
02:02:38
Tell a penis I love you.
02:02:41
You're my favorite organs.
02:02:43
Don't have the heart and lungs that that domain already taken.
02:02:47
They were repeatedly penis like a telephone.
02:02:50
But a tell a penis
02:02:53
would be
02:02:55
like it's real.
02:02:57
Oh, it's already a cock and it's already taken,
02:03:01
but it's now Read a box, Real man.
02:03:04
Tell me. Yes.
02:03:06
Have a believe.
02:03:07
Tell a penis to
02:03:10
a magical place.
02:03:11
One What a magic, magical penis alien
02:03:14
that came to earth to teleport up women's vaginas and then
02:03:20
the male human was born.
02:03:22
Where is that coming from?
02:03:23
A tell a penis is a telescope like penis so old ones can't extend without vaginas.
02:03:28
I have a telling penis
02:03:30
I would have a second definition that's maybe more like a phone.
02:03:35
Where you talking to?
02:03:36
This is the Urban dictionary.
02:03:38
I know, but where are they getting like, the.
02:03:40
Like this one is the one that, like, this one is red zone.
02:03:44
This is from urban.
02:03:45
This is from urban pumpkin for the win.
02:03:48
And this one is from Teladoc.
02:03:51
You asked I don't know what that means, but that's who they're by.
02:03:54
That's who wrote them.
02:03:56
I'm pretty sure this is Urban Dictionary.
02:03:58
So you want to make let's make it up.
02:03:59
Let's make up an urban right now.
02:04:01
Put post it and then we'll make something.
02:04:04
What did you just say?
02:04:06
I believe that's our urban dictionary.
02:04:08
Flood with pledge slash puts legendary
02:04:12
pledge.
02:04:13
So we we know what that means.
02:04:15
Thanks. I'm glad we ever recover this.
02:04:17
We did. And to write episode.
02:04:19
Oh, we did. Yeah.
02:04:21
You used your first episode.
02:04:25
Since you're out, everything's raw.
02:04:26
You were actually on to I'm sure there was a people people
02:04:29
go, Yeah, I was watching.
02:04:34
It's like, I can't ever remember Flashdance without Drew her.
02:04:38
I know. Me neither.
02:04:40
A fladge is a woman who has a huge
02:04:43
I added and a woman is now a woman.
02:04:48
Word curves flappy bird murder.
02:04:53
Do should be that you know the other drops won't happen in the world.
02:04:59
We called that earlier No, Back up for you.
02:05:03
There it is.
02:05:05
Oh, we just can't hear that already.
02:05:07
But I love hearing. Need
02:05:11
one? My favorite ones, actually.
02:05:12
No, I'm not
02:05:15
married.
02:05:18
I knew it.
02:05:18
It was going to be sitting here.
02:05:20
No, it's going. Lo is just not going to.
02:05:23
I got them all. It's not going when you leave.
02:05:25
The producers were.
02:05:27
I apologize.
02:05:29
Oh, yeah.
02:05:30
I can't have something that working
02:05:35
so that would be putting them
02:05:39
Yeah it's going up there
02:05:43
else just not us
02:05:47
being
02:05:48
here.
02:05:52
You're
02:05:53
absolutely right.
02:05:55
It's so loud. It's be it set.
02:05:58
It should be going out.
02:05:59
That's what we're good.
02:06:01
Most of the guys we're not.
02:06:02
I'm going to test something
02:06:03
and just in midstream what can you hear it if I do this?
02:06:07
I like the test stuff midstream.
02:06:08
Do I need to, you know, just
02:06:12
go back to the people and the
02:06:18
sort of you didn't hear it there either? No.
02:06:21
So we care about them.
02:06:22
That's a problem. They can. Yeah, I gotcha.
02:06:24
But but that bothers me.
02:06:26
I won't build no, I won't be able to sleep tonight.
02:06:29
Know you'll be able to sleep.
02:06:31
You've been up for 38 hours.
02:06:33
I have not.
02:06:33
I don't know what you're saying.
02:06:34
That would be dangerous and irresponsible.
02:06:37
Does a little reckless.
02:06:42
Oh, it's so quiet.
02:06:44
Do that again. It is.
02:06:46
So I brought up.
02:06:49
You brought it. All right. You lives.
02:06:51
I also have a Jeopardy category.
02:06:55
Oh, really?
02:06:56
What we want to do first, I'll knock out the Jeopardy category in short order.
02:07:00
So I didn't watch this at all.
02:07:02
But I know that they do have just like Jeopardy categories.
02:07:05
Just throw it out there.
02:07:08
And so it's kind of cool that you can just roll through the category.
02:07:10
So we're going to pause after
02:07:14
the question.
02:07:15
Okay,
02:07:17
this is Trebek 2011 movies.
02:07:20
Known for his work as a Shakespearean actor,
02:07:24
he directed Thor.
02:07:26
I have no idea.
02:07:28
Not a clue.
02:07:29
Thor.
02:07:31
I have no idea.
02:07:32
The newest Thor, the newest James Cameron's 2011.
02:07:36
It's a James Cameron's. I don't
02:07:39
I do not watch this era.
02:07:40
Who is Brennan?
02:07:41
Kenneth Branagh. Right.
02:07:42
So I had this one was weird looking.
02:07:45
I think she's wrong. I think Joe was right.
02:07:47
He was busy in 2011 with parts in Paul horrible bosses and the change up.
02:07:53
Unfortunately, that doesn't wait.
02:07:55
Can You played really well or force.
02:07:57
I wasn't really watching movie those new movies and
02:08:01
it's the guy from Sunny in Philadelphia.
02:08:03
I don't know his name though.
02:08:05
The short guy That's weird.
02:08:06
That always is like drink and paint and shit.
02:08:09
It's occasionally sunny in Philadelphia.
02:08:12
Paul Rudd, I don't know his name,
02:08:14
rarely change up.
02:08:17
Roger Who is Bateman?
02:08:19
Jason Bateman. Correct.
02:08:21
You know, I had the wrong
02:08:25
wrong Guy Worth and James Marsden Star in the 2011
02:08:28
remake of this Sam Peckinpah.
02:08:31
Like what the fuck?
02:08:33
What is it, 2000 and I wasn't watching new movies in 2011.
02:08:37
Did you pick those?
02:08:38
I never heard of these fuckers before.
02:08:41
Now the James Marsden.
02:08:43
I guess I have.
02:08:44
I can't.
02:08:44
Pretty sure I'm the man.
02:08:46
This is going to make me look stupid.
02:08:49
Who is?
02:08:49
I don't know what is.
02:08:52
I think. I don't know.
02:08:56
I that was in me.
02:08:57
More like about movie plots.
02:08:59
Not so much like which film with that film?
02:09:03
Paul Film?
02:09:05
What is straw dogs?
02:09:06
Yes. 2400 raw dogs.
02:09:09
Emma Stone start out as aspiring writer Skeeter Palin
02:09:14
in this sixties set drama based on a novel Skeeter thing.
02:09:18
And Hang on, Skeeter
02:09:21
Peter feeling he's Skeeter.
02:09:23
She Skeeter feeling that the Are you against the fucking weirdos?
02:09:27
Slutty name, Squeaky heel.
02:09:31
You're a fucking stripper even
02:09:34
you're a porn star.
02:09:37
Skeeter
02:09:40
Weaver.
02:09:41
Emma Stone is a stripper.
02:09:42
Stripper name.
02:09:45
They're that, too.
02:09:45
They're all stripper names.
02:09:47
Aspiring writer. That's a stripper name.
02:09:50
It's Skeeter. It's.
02:09:52
I wasn't everything based on a 60 set drama
02:09:56
based on a novel
02:09:59
that I know. Yes,
02:10:03
Right. Well, get the help.
02:10:04
The help is right.
02:10:05
And that takes you out to the help.
02:10:07
I help is right. And that takes you over
02:10:10
to me.
02:10:10
It's right.
02:10:11
You know, really Yes.
02:10:15
Well, we were what I news in 2001.
02:10:17
We were worried about conspiracies and planes and yeah,
02:10:21
there was a war going on.
02:10:24
My wife had a movie because it's got black people in it.
02:10:29
Turtles going after Saddam Hussein and stealing.
02:10:32
Yeah, He was just plates stealing his wares.
02:10:38
We ended up with some cool merchandise.
02:10:40
I know.
02:10:41
That was some weird shit merchandizing plates from from Saddam Hussein's mansion.
02:10:47
You were here.
02:10:47
You were supposed to take that shit.
02:10:49
But he did, and he showed it to us.
02:10:51
And it was like an official thing.
02:10:53
And before you next. Before the next commercial.
02:10:56
I mean, before the next commercial.
02:10:57
Before the next question.
02:10:58
We have a commercial.
02:11:04
We can't hear it.
02:11:07
There's no sound here.
02:11:08
It's a flat French unisex T shirt sticker. Oh,
02:11:15
that's your role on the sales pitch.
02:11:17
Is this a prize pack?
02:11:19
Ladies and gentlemen?
02:11:21
No, this is just buy it.
02:11:22
This is a backpack.
02:11:23
Tell you what to buy.
02:11:26
We'll put in a $5 off code if you put in fladge.
02:11:29
Sucks.
02:11:31
Okay,
02:11:33
I'll put in fliers.
02:11:35
Or if you call or text right now, I'll buy you an item for free.
02:11:39
There you go. But then.
02:11:40
Then you have to come back on the show and show us.
02:11:44
We have to call and we have to hear you or No, no, no, no.
02:11:47
I will send you the item.
02:11:50
You got a call.
02:11:51
When you call, you'll get a free thing.
02:11:53
I'll buy you
02:11:54
whatever the fuck you want.
02:11:56
And you know you want the $99 bikini.
02:11:58
Oops, That's not the right.
02:12:00
Yeah.
02:12:00
If anything.
02:12:01
If anything, it's just some good kindling for a fire.
02:12:04
It's free, you know?
02:12:06
It is? Yeah.
02:12:07
Look at that bikini.
02:12:09
Oh, that's a 90. Oh, he's going to buy that.
02:12:11
So he's going to buy one to pay $100 for some.
02:12:15
Look at that.
02:12:16
They're holding it on.
02:12:25
There's no to everybody.
02:12:29
Gary, just host the show from like a four inch screen.
02:12:32
If you can just give them five bucks.
02:12:34
Five bucks, ten bucks, we can buy pewter.
02:12:38
And the whole production of the show will go up.
02:12:42
What is that?
02:12:43
Why does the goatee look like reverse
02:12:47
hair?
02:12:48
Normally his boobs were right, so I don't doing normally.
02:12:53
Gary Friday's recording from a very, very cold barn.
02:12:57
We need someone else as buy him a warm house.
02:13:01
Yes. Here you go.
02:13:06
Well,
02:13:07
okay.
02:13:08
The chick on the left, like, can we switch roles here?
02:13:11
Sure. Well, boom.
02:13:13
There we go.
02:13:14
Oh, shit.
02:13:15
Look at that.
02:13:15
It does not work on this.
02:13:18
This is great.
02:13:19
Is that your nose or like her?
02:13:22
Is that your nose or her nipple?
02:13:23
I'm not looking.
02:13:24
I'm Not looking at her flesh at all.
02:13:27
I barely even notice.
02:13:28
User Look, look, look at this.
02:13:30
He's great.
02:13:31
He's like, crammed in. There it is squished.
02:13:33
That's great.
02:13:35
If they were to go too far, there we go.
02:13:38
He's like, squish.
02:13:40
Actually even make our little
02:13:44
like that early.
02:13:45
Look at his cheek to cheek, smashed into her thigh.
02:13:49
Now, how are you doing?
02:13:51
Trouble is, I looks like a shark.
02:13:53
He's like, What do you think about that, Gary
02:14:00
Wormser?
02:14:02
Hey, what do you think that that's another bad from there?
02:14:06
I think he said by her hair.
02:14:08
She's a yeah, she's a good she's a good looking.
02:14:11
Half harder.
02:14:15
Half harder.
02:14:17
Oh. Oh.
02:14:18
What's the $200 question?
02:14:19
She's half hearted.
02:14:22
Her. That's what I said.
02:14:23
That's what I heard.
02:14:26
Yeah. We got to go.
02:14:27
We friggin rabbit hole.
02:14:28
That bitch
02:14:30
that, that
02:14:33
somewhere.
02:14:34
Oh, fucking trailer
02:14:38
takes me 20 seconds to do one second.
02:14:40
Now here's the feeling. Thinking like Alice
02:14:44
tumbling down,
02:14:46
down the butthole, down the right.
02:14:50
But oh,
02:14:52
I love that rumble
02:14:56
again.
02:14:56
That rabbit butthole was from a Reddit site where we're rabbit owners.
02:15:01
We're talking.
02:15:02
I just Googled rabbit butthole pictures and a Reddit
02:15:05
page came up and it was rabbit owners.
02:15:09
And that guy was like, is viral with Butthole Extra Red.
02:15:11
Like he should be worried about this is like you
02:15:14
should apply some ointment or take it to the vet.
02:15:17
And it was it was a legitimate concern, but I don't know
02:15:19
who's looking at the rabbit butthole that that Can you hear that.
02:15:23
I've never my families hello dogs or we've
02:15:26
never once analyzed their butthole color that was
02:15:32
you guys don't bleach your butthole
02:15:34
like as a family we do that every Christmas.
02:15:37
We probably.
02:15:38
We probably could and should. Does that thing.
02:15:40
Do you ever see my kids all blond?
02:15:42
But, I mean, clearly, I bleach them.
02:15:44
That's the only explanation because I Either that or.
02:15:46
Nope, that's not possible.
02:15:48
I tell you to tell you.
02:15:50
You don't hate to tell me nothing.
02:15:52
That's true.
02:15:54
You can hear this.
02:15:55
They can hear it. Just act like they can hear it.
02:15:57
Yeah.
02:15:58
We don't have to act like they can hear you.
02:16:01
DNA test or.
02:16:03
I don't think they can hear it.
02:16:05
No, they can't even make them hear it.
02:16:08
I can't. They hear it.
02:16:10
What is with this called tech support
02:16:14
speakers?
02:16:14
That's how. Oh,
02:16:18
I don't know why this is a five
02:16:20
or seven minute Jeopardy segment,
02:16:24
because it goes through the rest of the categories.
02:16:26
But I think they clean out
02:16:28
Oh, probably because I had put on that.
02:16:30
That's why. Here we go.
02:16:32
I mean, we can go to the flatulence thing because.
02:16:35
Yeah, slash lives.
02:16:37
Somebody called in
02:16:40
DeLay did not put him on Yoda.
02:16:43
This animal, she was there
02:16:46
call screener vocal said
02:16:49
to call if you only go pick up the plane
02:16:53
you can we can hear kind of this what is it?
02:16:58
This kind of bullshit set up for us?
02:17:01
Should I know?
02:17:02
I'm so lucky to have, you know, the IRS.
02:17:04
Like, again, I'm not too sure.
02:17:06
We all sound like the Turner Crackers and. Yeah But
02:17:11
you're all talking now, and we'll play it again.
02:17:13
It's just too much.
02:17:14
So do we have anywhere to go or.
02:17:16
You know, the commercials? We got to go. We got to cut the commercial.
02:17:18
We can it and just do it. Do it the right way.
02:17:21
Live right?
02:17:24
What is that, a life?
02:17:25
No. Right you are.
02:17:27
If she sees what I've in the kitchen,
02:17:30
she might actually murder me.
02:17:33
I've made five batches of cookies in
02:17:38
and made cookies to lure the kids over.
02:17:41
Or what?
02:17:42
Yeah, You to see the cookies?
02:17:45
Not really.
02:17:46
What you're going to get.
02:17:47
But I'd rather do flatulence than look at your cookies.
02:17:51
But hey, you're in charge here, not me.
02:17:54
Yeah, I guess we're back. We're back. Okay.
02:17:56
I don't know what happened, but I got it back.
02:17:59
My whole bus crash just disappeared.
02:18:00
Poof.
02:18:03
Okay, so these will
02:18:09
certainly not leave a voicemail anymore.
02:18:13
I, I drizzle them with caramel
02:18:16
and powdered sugar,
02:18:20
and then these.
02:18:21
Why didn't we have an address cooking segment?
02:18:25
And then these are frosted and the drizzle.
02:18:27
Good with the the terrible.
02:18:30
I use the word deli caramel super good
02:18:36
it your deli or ga deli.
02:18:38
Let's see.
02:18:39
Oh, he's got a good point.
02:18:45
I'm not a big chocolate fan by the way.
02:18:51
What she
02:18:55
my favorite flavor of anything sweet would be vanilla.
02:18:59
Do you ever see those drive through?
02:19:01
They just sit and eat ten, 20 minutes on the show?
02:19:05
We could review food Disgustingly.
02:19:08
Yeah.
02:19:09
There was a dude I mentioned before.
02:19:10
I forget what his name was in a deli gardell at work.
02:19:13
Fuck you.
02:19:15
We just go to C, go to different drive thru restaurants and just eat
02:19:19
the fast food
02:19:21
and. He would it would be under the guise of a review show,
02:19:25
but he wouldn't really like review the food.
02:19:27
You just kind of go, This is what I'm ordering for a deli and here I go.
02:19:31
I mean, this is delicious.
02:19:33
Ghirardelli You're Ghirardelli, you're
02:19:37
Barry Deli.
02:19:39
Quirinale may
02:19:42
start replay, but for now, afraid to do that, it'll crash
02:19:46
near his family. Okay, back to Jeopardy.
02:19:48
Sorry about that. That was a horrible commercial.
02:19:50
Oh, no.
02:19:52
World class lives five ribs.
02:19:55
Oh, sorry. What?
02:19:56
I Jeopardy!
02:19:57
If Jeopardy!
02:19:59
I fall asleep for a minute.
02:20:02
No Jeopardy losses.
02:20:05
I got to say, that's a shame.
02:20:06
I wish I would have
02:20:12
sent into a tie with Brian for second place.
02:20:15
Well, that's in the wheel.
02:20:16
While we wait for our host to come back from the party.
02:20:19
But why did you go back to Jeopardy again?
02:20:21
But she, if she won, would wind up putting a picture of me on your refrigerator.
02:20:27
Did that happen?
02:20:27
It did happen, Alex.
02:20:28
I had a laminated picture of you from a parade in Pittsburgh in the late 1980s.
02:20:33
I pulled it out and.
02:20:34
All right.
02:20:35
Am I magnetized, creepy, freaking me up?
02:20:37
There you magnetized?
02:20:38
At one point, you were held up by a sticker for a ham.
02:20:41
That's creepy.
02:20:42
Is Richard Gosselin from Family Feud?
02:20:45
You make out with it?
02:20:46
Totally make out.
02:20:48
You have come out to the Boiler Room select 2001 movies for 200, please.
02:20:51
Alex.
02:20:53
The name of the fixture does redactions.
02:20:55
Al z112 indicates.
02:20:58
It's a possible treatment for this.
02:21:00
Brian what is Alzheimer
02:21:04
person? Yes.
02:21:04
Characters from movies you identify.
02:21:07
That's what I would have said from movies.
02:21:08
419 87 Waiting for you then shrieking What's his name?
02:21:14
Screech. But what is the Princess Bride creature?
02:21:17
The great movie Characters 828 Kirk Lazarus, Tug Speedman.
02:21:23
Erin what is Tropic Thunder? Right?
02:21:25
Characters 1200 Fuck this, Douglas.
02:21:28
Jeffrey, Don't go make me feel dumb
02:21:33
because it's in movies. So,
02:21:36
you know, they make you feel so dumb.
02:21:38
I don't understand.
02:21:39
You write this.
02:21:42
Don't make me feel dumb.
02:21:46
You're going to shoot somebody
02:21:47
with that, huh?
02:21:57
Oh, that's kind of cool.
02:22:01
With Star Wars
02:22:02
being one of your favorite movie plots.
02:22:06
No, that's just spaghetti Western plot.
02:22:10
Spaghetti Western.
02:22:11
But it's in space and there's no horses
02:22:14
that still spaghetti Western plot.
02:22:17
What? Star Wars. Yeah. The unlikely hero.
02:22:22
Against all odds.
02:22:25
Why is it called a spaghetti Western?
02:22:28
You know, so we're going to hear a play.
02:22:29
So they set him up to be the hero from the beginning of the story
02:22:35
against all the
02:22:38
mother to get out as he was against it.
02:22:41
He wasn't a good Why did he end up being a total douche and run away for like,
02:22:45
yeah, like you're kind of a fagot.
02:22:49
He started out that way, but I wanted to go
02:22:53
against
02:22:55
mommy duty. Really?
02:22:57
Only son of a pussy on
02:23:04
Mount Rushmore.
02:23:05
Pussy. I mean, plot.
02:23:08
Oh, that.
02:23:11
Nor have not movie plots,
02:23:16
machination plots,
02:23:17
you know, conspiracies, invasion
02:23:20
machinations.
02:23:23
And even those are all my favorite stories
02:23:26
is the Illuminati wrote up the plans to start the French Revolution.
02:23:32
The guy who was taking the book with the plan written in it was riding horseback.
02:23:38
Something terrible happened to him.
02:23:39
He died while the courier was across to some country.
02:23:46
I forget now.
02:23:47
So they found out that the Illuminati was planning the French Revolution.
02:23:52
The French government laughed and said, They can't do that.
02:23:55
And the French Revolution happened as planned.
02:23:59
Yeah, there's a lot of that with war.
02:24:01
I think most of them can
02:24:02
be traced back to rich bankers playing both sides just to make money.
02:24:07
I mean, obviously to gain land and other agenda they played, you know,
02:24:09
they use people's,
02:24:12
you know
02:24:13
my other three in the Mount Rushmore be
02:24:15
911 JFK assassination and COVID 19
02:24:21
couple of people predict really
02:24:27
I'm a believer 911
02:24:30
yeah I think well even if you believe the narrative
02:24:34
they're telling us that is what they're telling us.
02:24:39
Oh 19 terrorists boarded planes,
02:24:42
took over, hijacked the planes, flew into buildings.
02:24:45
That's
02:24:49
they think the text messages and calls
02:24:51
from the people that were on the planes to the to their loved ones.
02:24:55
Yeah that's that were verbatim they they faked the
02:25:01
group with the surveillance videos from the airport.
02:25:04
They fake those as well.
02:25:07
Yeah.
02:25:07
No, no, those weren't fake.
02:25:10
Those are games.
02:25:12
And the people on the birth dates and time and the actual people
02:25:16
that existed I know, there was the.
02:25:19
What do you think, did they think the test that they ran,
02:25:24
simulation test pilots and they, they kind of did fake simulation.
02:25:29
So yeah, they did. Yes.
02:25:31
Violation does not fake the pilots training simulations,
02:25:35
but the pilots did train on a flight simulator. Yes.
02:25:37
Yeah, that's all I'm saying. That's not true.
02:25:39
Thank you.
02:25:41
Simulation.
02:25:42
That definitely doesn't mean real, right?
02:25:45
Oh, no, no.
02:25:46
But they, they there's evidence that they really never played
02:25:49
the latest flight simulator because it's pretty frickin real.
02:25:52
You can even.
02:25:53
You can even.
02:25:54
I can't even get the plane off the ground. It's not so
02:25:59
high traffic.
02:25:59
You can fly where the real planes are in real here, real radio towers and shit.
02:26:03
Now, the thing was, is they were really they really concerned with
02:26:08
they weren't concerned with learning how to land the plane.
02:26:11
They just were learning.
02:26:12
Concerned about taking off.
02:26:14
That's not suspicious at all.
02:26:16
Like only half of only half your flights like need to land now.
02:26:20
So tell you what, let's wait until the 911
02:26:24
flight you sold and then we'll cover 911.
02:26:27
What about you? Stick around that long.
02:26:30
Otherwise it's going to be the Brady your show.
02:26:32
What about conspiracy theories that are
02:26:34
have you as a guest that are happening right,
02:26:38
right now?
02:26:39
What about conspiracy theories that are happening right now
02:26:41
that we're in the midst of that haven't fulfilled, haven't
02:26:45
come to the completion?
02:26:47
Well, there is a paradigm shift coming,
02:26:50
and I don't really like the look of it.
02:26:53
And if there was some way we could influence it to be a different,
02:26:58
it'll probably be a lot better.
02:27:00
But you know how millennials are walking around like zombies,
02:27:03
looking at their phones instead of like the world around them.
02:27:07
That's part of it.
02:27:11
You say paradigm shift, but you don't elaborate at all, period.
02:27:14
So I'm curious as to what you're speaking of.
02:27:19
Well, we've been talking about it a lot, the money structure being raised.
02:27:23
I think
02:27:26
it already shifted.
02:27:27
I mean, it's based nothing that they spent, nothing
02:27:31
that shifted a hundred years ago.
02:27:33
Yeah. Yeah.
02:27:33
When the gold standard was founded.
02:27:37
Yeah. We went. Or you went. Yep.
02:27:39
I'm, you know, I covered, I covered this like it feels like just two weeks ago.
02:27:42
But what about ones that the way the criticism is based on nothing.
02:27:46
What about conspiracy theories? You
02:27:49
know, it's very bad
02:27:49
credit, but I don't even know this is true.
02:27:53
The Federal Reserve Bank for printing money that didn't cost
02:27:57
did anything like that.
02:27:59
It doesn't make against the law Congress.
02:28:01
Congress is not allowed to charge to print money.
02:28:02
And they're the only ones that are allowed to do it.
02:28:04
So how is anyone else printing it?
02:28:05
It's literally in our Constitution that only Congress print money.
02:28:09
You can print money.
02:28:09
You just if you get caught with it, you get George Floyd. I'm sorry.
02:28:12
You're right.
02:28:13
That's like you can't go by private banks use of print money.
02:28:18
As far as I know, Congress is in the law
02:28:21
that the Congress is the only one that can
02:28:25
write script or whatever how it's worded.
02:28:27
But anyway, I keep you get me off topic.
02:28:29
What about the conspiracy theory that's happening right now
02:28:33
with all this alien sightings and stuff?
02:28:37
Have you heard that for a long time?
02:28:39
But have.
02:28:40
Yeah, but
02:28:41
because it was written in like the forties,
02:28:43
have you ever heard of the military project?
02:28:45
Blue Beam?
02:28:46
Yes, Project Blue balls
02:28:50
projecting aliens everywhere.
02:28:52
So we see UFOs so that we don't know the hell's going on
02:28:54
and they can obscure fate Apps obscure.
02:28:58
Help me out with that word.
02:29:01
And you felt that our government needs that.
02:29:04
Say it. Say it the right way.
02:29:06
Why would they do it?
02:29:07
Indirectly, it seems like it's very indirect.
02:29:10
Even if they wanted to do what they do
02:29:12
is okay, well, it goes they they independence.
02:29:15
That's a great question.
02:29:17
I can if I can find my page hangin with the top ten, one of those top
02:29:22
ten things that are written on, the stone, the Stonehenge thing, which is weird.
02:29:25
You said they had eight sides that I forgot to show the Georgia Guides don't.
02:29:29
It's an eight languages on, you know, it's written in stone.
02:29:31
Except they blew it up right? Right.
02:29:33
No, the moon stones are supposed to have a more with more languages.
02:29:38
One of those one of those lines was to have a one world religion.
02:29:42
So Project Blue Beam will culminate with all these aliens either going to war
02:29:47
and us having to come together as one to fight the aliens or one universe
02:29:52
or I'm not sure what they're going to do, but they're going to use secular humanism
02:29:56
to trick us into fighting with communities so
02:30:01
we can all come at the same.
02:30:02
That's all going to come together right now.
02:30:06
One will be put over me.
02:30:09
Well, they won't appear staggered, so
02:30:12
what are the signs of being on top of each other if we come together
02:30:16
look like thing to do?
02:30:17
So this was this was by far the coolest thing we were saying.
02:30:21
You were going to clean up.
02:30:23
Oh, yes.
02:30:24
Are you both eating so far? No.
02:30:27
He's like throwing.
02:30:28
I mean, I'm actually muting my mike.
02:30:31
I'm eating.
02:30:32
I'm trying to make as much fricking noise as I can.
02:30:35
It's a hammer or whatever the fuck that is.
02:30:38
I'm also leaning off of camera when I'm putting it in mouth
02:30:41
and chewing to.
02:30:44
So I don't know if I should play my video yet.
02:30:49
It should.
02:30:50
Are you going out to the graveyard?
02:30:52
We can go. We go.
02:30:54
We don't have problems.
02:30:55
We can go to five groups.
02:30:59
We can go to deer flags.
02:31:00
We can do flag loads.
02:31:02
I want to do pledge.
02:31:04
I want to do I want to do draw.
02:31:07
I want to do draw.
02:31:08
I want to do stuff you can do. Draw.
02:31:12
Sorry I got I got wrong.
02:31:13
I'm sorry I got stuck in draw.
02:31:16
There's a new draw up everyone wants to do draw.
02:31:18
I mean, these are things
02:31:21
you can do the do what you want to do, but don't leave
02:31:25
until we play my last final eight minute video that is.
02:31:29
Oh, he will leave it at the drop of a hat.
02:31:31
No, I suppose I warned you before, man.
02:31:34
He can leave out of nowhere and you can be the one that's disappointed.
02:31:37
If you
02:31:39
need me to
02:31:41
play that video, everybody's in your house.
02:31:45
Ha ha ha.
02:31:48
What an asshole.
02:31:51
Fucking asshole.
02:31:53
He's going to die. The video.
02:31:55
That was for Gary, by the way, when he leaves.
02:31:58
So that's. That's what I've been playing the whole time.
02:32:00
It was the thought process in my mind was, Oh, there goes Gary.
02:32:04
He just left the witness,
02:32:07
by the way.
02:32:11
By the way, by the way,
02:32:13
Yeah. So we're going to play.
02:32:15
Where's that? Yeah.
02:32:16
Social change.
02:32:17
The lives of five lives.
02:32:19
Are we doing before I. Julian.
02:32:21
Yes. Yeah. Now.
02:32:25
Oh, let's go.
02:32:27
We're going to write it all down.
02:32:29
The dog.
02:32:32
Who you're asking, Gary.
02:32:34
No need to ask another down.
02:32:38
Another down Is a bumpkin.
02:32:42
Is there a video on this or is it on your tab
02:32:45
number to look away?
02:32:47
Gary came back and he's muted. That's why we can't hear him.
02:32:50
I remember that now.
02:32:51
Does it do dogs knows the dogs are like, All right, you're on muted.
02:32:55
Gary, go ahead.
02:32:56
You're dog sniffing coke
02:32:59
in room.
02:33:00
Male.
02:33:01
Whoa.
02:33:04
So you're supposed to make these like it's
02:33:06
this is it's supposed to be interesting by the time we're done reading it. So.
02:33:09
So do me a favor. What are you were told muted.
02:33:11
So what were the four what was your noun and shit? Say it again.
02:33:13
I didn't hear.
02:33:14
Oh, dog blanket and both
02:33:18
dog bumpkin and Bo.
02:33:19
What's a bumpkin?
02:33:21
We'll find out. I'm going to.
02:33:24
I don't want to find out.
02:33:25
You got to get married before you show me your bumpkin.
02:33:28
You need to get my consent.
02:33:31
Getting ahead.
02:33:32
Well, taken a shit.
02:33:33
Yep. That's more of what?
02:33:37
Yeah. I'm sorry.
02:33:39
What part of the body does that?
02:33:43
Does it?
02:33:43
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
02:33:46
We can't just roll away.
02:33:48
Doesn't that stop the head waiting?
02:33:50
You said word literally the word way.
02:33:54
How do we get way unused, often unused, flying.
02:33:59
Oh, sorry. Free.
02:34:03
Just one.
02:34:04
I'm from back there.
02:34:05
I'm stuck on bumpkin and bumpkin.
02:34:10
I'm not.
02:34:10
I have questions and I'm not googling it.
02:34:13
Okay, seriously, that would.
02:34:15
That doesn't stop the head.
02:34:16
There's women that are into that.
02:34:19
No, I don't know.
02:34:23
I've never, ever had.
02:34:24
Sure that was accidentally on purpose.
02:34:27
Been in any type of my sexual activity ever.
02:34:30
Have you, have you feces. No, I don't.
02:34:33
I don't mention it.
02:34:35
I'm now going on even being anywhere near me.
02:34:38
It would I could imagine it would end,
02:34:42
you know, because I mean, I'm
02:34:43
with my wife if she's sick or the flu, I mean, it wouldn't stop me.
02:34:46
But that would
02:34:48
The best Munchkin story I heard was in I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell.
02:34:53
Pretty good novel.
02:34:56
I live in a movie.
02:34:59
I want to see the movie.
02:35:00
You scared the shit out of me when you said Bumpkin
02:35:03
story is all I didn't.
02:35:04
But that's what that's what kind of bullshit it was.
02:35:08
It where we should turn off YouTube.
02:35:12
I think we already do that with that
02:35:14
adjective.
02:35:18
Slimy,
02:35:25
plural noun.
02:35:29
Fagots
02:35:31
Fagots.
02:35:32
He said yes,
02:35:37
another plural noun
02:35:40
gonads
02:35:45
adjective,
02:35:48
horny.
02:35:52
Wait, that's to
02:35:54
another adjective
02:35:57
for me.
02:36:02
Vacuous
02:36:04
E vacuous.
02:36:06
No. Vacuous, vacuous, vacuous.
02:36:09
Yeah. As an empty
02:36:12
with a syrupy
02:36:15
that vacuous,
02:36:18
vacuous.
02:36:20
So I see.
02:36:22
We see
02:36:25
stupid.
02:36:27
That's not nice.
02:36:29
So is that you make it the forerunner of.
02:36:35
Oh, here we go.
02:36:40
All right.
02:36:43
And we do.
02:36:46
We're three
02:36:47
almost three quarters of the way through plural. No,
02:36:51
um, pussies,
02:36:56
Negro pussies.
02:36:57
That should be a
02:37:01
noun.
02:37:05
Uh, urethra
02:37:09
Franklin or.
02:37:12
Yeah, yeah.
02:37:14
But, you know.
02:37:15
Pletka She never paid contractors.
02:37:17
I did a bunch of work at her house.
02:37:19
She refused to pay them because there were no purposes.
02:37:22
And because they were Mexican.
02:37:25
No, just because she's a cunt.
02:37:28
No adjective.
02:37:30
Yeah. I don't know. You.
02:37:30
You sing something good, and apparently you have, like, the authority
02:37:33
to just, like, not pay what you are people.
02:37:37
She has it, so it makes even worse. Right?
02:37:40
But urethra, no money.
02:37:43
Oh, yeah, I guess so.
02:37:47
I don't know how much they got from their contract.
02:37:49
Back with honest question.
02:37:51
Women don't have urethra, do they?
02:37:54
Yes. I don't know.
02:37:55
I, I know that's what everyone has accused
02:38:00
women when they talk, I just tell them to shut up.
02:38:05
Oh, yes.
02:38:06
Everyone has the urethra and it's why should not do it.
02:38:09
By the way, my video.
02:38:12
My video is long winding I to remember it,
02:38:14
but it's something like it in
02:38:19
May or may not anything wrong, but
02:38:22
the person in the room, female,
02:38:29
you can just make it up.
02:38:30
It doesn't have to be actually real. They don't.
02:38:33
Mother Mary's here But she doesn't know.
02:38:37
Mother Mary Yes, there you go.
02:38:41
There's a ship.
02:38:42
There's a woman that like it. There's a woman.
02:38:46
She's attractive, Lord of
02:38:49
Earth.
02:38:50
She's got a weird look on her face now.
02:38:53
And her titties don't look like
02:38:55
you can find a thousand things wrong with the woman you only find right.
02:38:59
You'll meet the person
02:39:01
who what is what her tits are.
02:39:03
Why are they so far separated?
02:39:05
What is that like in the outskirts of her body?
02:39:08
Gary, you're the one who believe it.
02:39:10
Why are they separated?
02:39:12
She does not the big tits, though.
02:39:14
That's the problem.
02:39:15
Little kids are more centrally located.
02:39:17
Those are like, I love that they're all shoot differently.
02:39:20
That's
02:39:22
where you can draw to perfect circles.
02:39:24
You can try to draw it to,
02:39:27
like, draw a circle, try to draw another one the exact same.
02:39:30
You remember going to do it. Okay. Right.
02:39:33
And you're looking
02:39:37
God has a lot to do with right here,
02:39:40
left hand, usually the dominant hands a little bit more
02:39:43
the the infinite than they would do if notice, you know, right hand left.
02:39:48
And he knows you're right.
02:39:50
This is going to be a little more firm than your left, just not as noticeable.
02:39:54
Now, Beard
02:39:59
Did you say beer or beard
02:40:02
either?
02:40:04
Oh, no, I thought you said.
02:40:05
Beard I did.
02:40:07
I and I. N.A.
02:40:11
very sorry.
02:40:17
That was the last one.
02:40:19
Okay, you ready? We're here.
02:40:21
We're square.
02:40:22
We're mad.
02:40:23
Those coming out letter Dear Mom and dog.
02:40:31
Interesting parents.
02:40:33
Hi, it's me.
02:40:34
You're loving bumpkin bow My weighing is aching
02:40:39
I to talk to you about this for some time.
02:40:41
But I get so slimy when I think about your reaction
02:40:45
that I haven't had the fagots to do it.
02:40:48
Mom and dad, I love gonads.
02:40:52
As you may have already know, I'm horny.
02:40:55
I've known the
02:40:58
vicious, vicious you.
02:40:59
What is it? Vacuous.
02:41:01
I know they've you.
02:41:03
I've known the vacuous truth for some time now.
02:41:06
I know you might be stupid with Negroes
02:41:09
right now, but
02:41:16
you may be stupid
02:41:17
with Negroes right now, but hopefully in time you'll understand.
02:41:21
But you're not the first pussies I've told
02:41:23
I wanted to be the urethra to tell you before blaming it.
02:41:27
Mother Mary called to say I knew your son was a big beard.
02:41:32
Isn't beard a term of.
02:41:35
Yeah. For a fake husband?
02:41:37
Yeah.
02:41:39
Or you know, for sure a lesbian?
02:41:41
Or is it the woman?
02:41:43
The end
02:41:46
that was pretty good.
02:41:47
And that this person?
02:41:50
Is that so? You know.
02:41:54
Well, no, no, these are the bad guys.
02:41:56
But thanks as above well below
02:42:00
where I
02:42:03
get a little worried.
02:42:04
But we got to at least one beer flag.
02:42:07
At least one.
02:42:08
Yeah, Yeah. Give.
02:42:09
Give me. Give me your flag.
02:42:12
Oh, no. We got to do the drop, Brady.
02:42:15
Oh, What?
02:42:16
I not ready for anything today?
02:42:20
It's right here.
02:42:25
Yeah, We can't hear that.
02:42:27
They care. Health care.
02:42:29
I'll fix it in post you.
02:42:33
It's because I don't have to.
02:42:35
They heard it
02:42:37
right, Dear flag,
02:42:40
it's your leg
02:42:49
for the better one under
02:42:53
their flag.
02:42:54
There's a social club with within our retirement community
02:42:57
meets once a month and I have attended since moving here.
02:43:00
During this time I've brought new ideas and proposed new events.
02:43:04
Everyone likes me for which I am grateful
02:43:07
the current president is stepping down because he is relocating.
02:43:10
Following his announcement, everyone was abuzz
02:43:14
and people were starting started asking me to run for president
02:43:18
last month, meaning the subject was again brought up and we were asked
02:43:22
if anyone was interested.
02:43:23
Well, all eyes were on me, so I put in my bid.
02:43:27
I'm very close to several neighbors
02:43:29
and two of them have approached me and want to be the vice president.
02:43:33
This presents a dilemma.
02:43:35
I like them both and neither would do a fine job.
02:43:38
I told them I have to stay neutral and they understood.
02:43:41
However, I see one more often and I'm much closer to them than the other.
02:43:45
I do not what to say or how to act when it keeps getting brought up.
02:43:49
Elections are three months or in three months.
02:43:52
Your hope and thoughts would be much appreciated.
02:43:56
Oh, here's a thought.
02:43:58
Choose the one that you're not closest to because
02:44:00
the one that you're closer to is more likely to forgive you.
02:44:03
That's just the thought.
02:44:05
Obviously, you choose the one that is closest to you
02:44:08
because they're going to have your back.
02:44:11
I was just giving
02:44:12
you a thought, but the real answer is obvious
02:44:17
and you know that and knew that already and probably made
02:44:20
that decision.
02:44:24
Dear Fladge.
02:44:25
My husband of 30 years died.
02:44:27
We weren't rich. I was 54 years old.
02:44:30
We each had a will leaving all our assets to the other.
02:44:34
We were self-employed.
02:44:35
So there is no IRA or IRA or for one guy sold our only piece of property.
02:44:41
And as a result, I have a very small savings.
02:44:44
My daughter,
02:44:46
my daughters have now cut ties with me because I won't give them money
02:44:49
that I need to live on and will need and need will need for my future.
02:44:54
I've been aligned.
02:44:56
Sorry.
02:44:56
I have been alienated from all the grandchildren as well.
02:45:00
I feel terrible about it, but I'm scared about my future.
02:45:03
If I give my savings away.
02:45:05
My daughters are all married and doing well financially.
02:45:08
Is this normal?
02:45:09
I gave them all their father's personal items pass.
02:45:12
How can I feel a bit better about all this
02:45:16
and lost them all at once?
02:45:20
I actually raised a bunch of troops.
02:45:23
This is. This is actually.
02:45:25
I knew you did a poor job of raising them.
02:45:29
They Should understand that you need money to live.
02:45:33
They don't get their inheritance till you kick the bucket.
02:45:36
And if there's nothing left over for there's nothing left over for them.
02:45:41
That's how it works.
02:45:42
That them leaving you
02:45:45
just means that you're a terrible parent.
02:45:49
Always have been
02:45:53
as above.
02:45:54
So look, we'll do one more. Hold on. I like this one. This is what.
02:45:57
This is the one that I actually
02:45:59
felt that I could move women
02:46:02
there.
02:46:03
This was one that the one that I did like the most of the
02:46:08
warriors to go to
02:46:10
will do it or save it doesn't matter.
02:46:12
We can answer. I can't answer.
02:46:16
No. I just like the dynamic of this one.
02:46:19
It was it's the parents divorce.
02:46:23
They end up remarrying
02:46:26
and being fine.
02:46:27
And then both of their
02:46:31
their spouses die, and then they end up getting back together after the fact.
02:46:34
So it's kind of like a weird
02:46:38
their kid is like,
02:46:39
now the dead spouses get back together.
02:46:41
They were married, had a kid, and the kids like Affairs were married.
02:46:45
They got divorced.
02:46:45
Both had got married,
02:46:48
and then their spouse died in the middle of getting back together.
02:46:52
And he's like, I feel kind of weird about this.
02:46:55
Kind of weird.
02:46:56
Should Have just stayed.
02:46:58
Or maybe I'm not fine with it.
02:47:00
Yeah, right. No, that's exactly right.
02:47:02
So like, know, I dunno, maybe when you get older that old and it's
02:47:06
who you're with gone, you're like, I don't want to go hunting again.
02:47:09
Oh I know. I kind of already have.
02:47:11
Well, I hate to marry Michael Jordan.
02:47:14
Brady Hewitt.
02:47:16
He's not coming back.
02:47:17
He's come out of nothing.
02:47:18
So what, is he tired
02:47:22
right now?
02:47:24
I can't.
02:47:25
He's going to come back and he's going to yell at them
02:47:27
because he's making too much, too many whispers.
02:47:29
This is probably the only show that I watch on tape
02:47:32
because I don't remember any of it. Now,
02:47:37
I have the best video, too, but once we start watching it,
02:47:40
you've probably seen it before, but it's the best, I hope video I found.
02:47:46
Oh, you may even get a chance to review that.
02:47:48
I may have to wait till next week and I can't look as a teaser.
02:47:53
I know I kind of want to see it now too.
02:47:55
Amazing. I'm like, It'll be new to him.
02:47:57
New to him.
02:47:58
I texted a link, like, and I'm like, No, no, no, no, no.
02:48:00
This is too this is too good.
02:48:03
This is great.
02:48:03
And I told him, I'm like, I'm going to save it to the end after we do those.
02:48:06
But you can't leave until I watch the video.
02:48:08
And if he doesn't, I'm going to pack up my big TV projector.
02:48:11
We're going to go meet him at his house in 2 hours and watch the video over, right?
02:48:15
Yeah,
02:48:17
maybe that's what it takes.
02:48:19
Pretty loud stereo views would go up, too.
02:48:21
I think the comment room
02:48:25
fladge in real life.
02:48:27
Well, the good news is, though, let's see.
02:48:29
Let's see how right we were down there.
02:48:31
Now we're up here.
02:48:33
We're already climbing.
02:48:36
No, we're the same.
02:48:36
We're exactly the same.
02:48:39
It's the three of us watching.
02:48:40
All right?
02:48:41
One of us didn't thumbs up again.
02:48:43
What the fuck?
02:48:44
Wait.
02:48:45
Let me make sure it's not me before I say that.
02:48:51
You didn't have to buy a shirt.
02:48:54
I'm giving them a moment.
02:48:55
I really am. I want that video, man.
02:48:58
You can get bed and watch it.
02:48:59
He's already inside
02:49:02
his wife or bed, one or the other.
02:49:05
Does she work early?
02:49:06
We don't know.
02:49:07
That's too personal.
02:49:11
I don't.
02:49:12
I don't know.
02:49:17
I don't know.
02:49:18
She does.
02:49:19
I'd say she works sometimes.
02:49:21
She doesn't. I don't know what she's saying.
02:49:23
Gary's woman doesn't work, but She probably kick
02:49:26
my ass.
02:49:31
She's doing
02:49:31
currently my videos, my videos cued up, but I'll save it.
02:49:35
I was totally, you know, like I had something up mine, and I was
02:49:39
or call it, but I don't know
02:49:41
a woman, by the fucking way, I take it from the women.
02:49:45
I thought I was going to say something.
02:49:47
You inspired me and I wanted to say something,
02:49:49
but I guess it doesn't really matter why fight it or just shut up?
02:49:53
Project Blue Bee, Man.
02:49:54
I think that's real.
02:49:54
That's why we're seeing so many sightings.
02:49:57
They're projecting them from space.
02:49:59
They've been.
02:49:59
They've been spraying.
02:50:00
You know how you hear about the chem
02:50:01
trails and stuff and they're putting like this weird.
02:50:05
I don't
02:50:05
know if it's a aluminum flake or a layer.
02:50:08
They're putting like a layer.
02:50:10
This project
02:50:10
Blue Beam claims that that's the screen that they can project the holograms on.
02:50:14
And it makes perfect sense. Have you ever been to a laser show?
02:50:16
You see it going through the smoke and shit, You know, that's how you see
02:50:20
the light, obviously, is when it bounces off the smoke and clouds
02:50:24
and they really show some pretty intricate they show this like Jesus figure
02:50:27
coming out of the clouds.
02:50:30
It looks like something made in the movies,
02:50:31
but it's actually in the sky.
02:50:35
Of course I didn't find it.
02:50:36
I don't have it.
02:50:38
And since that part of the shows,
02:50:43
somebody cut
02:50:46
find it in time.
02:50:50
Hello, you've reached Flashdance.
02:50:52
I don't know if we can hear you.
02:50:56
Can we hear?
02:50:57
You know
02:51:01
can hear you now.
02:51:02
Can I hear you now?
02:51:08
I hung up on me.
02:51:10
Well, somebody called was.
02:51:16
We need a producer.
02:51:18
Well, is that a smoke effectors?
02:51:19
That real smoke.
02:51:23
That's how.
02:51:26
Oh, my phone service wants to ask me.
02:51:28
How was the quality of your call?
02:51:30
Was that good or bad?
02:51:32
Well, you didn't let me answer, so that would be bad.
02:51:37
The call never connected.
02:51:38
Go there now.
02:51:39
They'll get right on that.
02:51:44
Let me try it again. Try.
02:51:45
Call back in. I think. I think. Oh, there you are.
02:51:47
There he is.
02:51:49
There's the boy.
02:51:50
I got to I got to unmute, though.
02:51:53
Looks like he's under the covers.
02:51:55
I am.
02:51:58
Watch what you wearing.
02:52:00
Some really What are you well,
02:52:03
what is this sludge getting full screen
02:52:07
with this?
02:52:08
Fuck yeah
02:52:11
so are there nice.
02:52:18
I am in bed.
02:52:20
What do you wear?
02:52:21
And underwear.
02:52:24
What color kind of black underwear?
02:52:28
Only.
02:52:30
Yeah, that's it.
02:52:32
In my glasses.
02:52:33
Got socks.
02:52:34
I Be glasses.
02:52:36
Go there. No socks? No, just underwear.
02:52:39
When was the last time you cut your toenails?
02:52:43
Four weeks ago.
02:52:44
What's it going to take?
02:52:46
What's it going to take for you to move the camera down
02:52:50
here?
02:52:51
People will know
02:52:55
you buy some upper chest or just a little bit.
02:52:57
What about it?
02:52:58
Just a quick peek of a no, no, no, no dog.
02:53:03
Are you?
02:53:04
No. You with the dog?
02:53:05
Hey, there we go. Yeah, that's good.
02:53:07
The dog involved.
02:53:09
What the dog doing some frickin extra,
02:53:12
extra viewers with that. Yes. Somebody call?
02:53:16
Yeah, it was me.
02:53:17
I hear myself.
02:53:18
I did.
02:53:19
I admired the fuck up,
02:53:22
but then it asked me who you were and stuff, and I didn't click it in time.
02:53:25
But I'll turn that off.
02:53:26
We'll get it
02:53:31
back.
02:53:31
What did you come back for? You.
02:53:33
You got something to say?
02:53:35
Know this is still flattery and this is not the radio show.
02:53:39
Yeah, we didn't even play the so good.
02:53:42
Yeah, let's do it.
02:53:44
But you're back, sir.
02:53:46
Oh, no. You're still here.
02:53:48
You know, like I was would go watch your thing, and we're going to more.
02:53:54
We're going to
02:53:57
Amish parents.
02:53:59
My husband's parents divorced 50 years ago when he.
02:54:02
So my husband's parents divorced 50 years ago
02:54:05
when he was a.
02:54:09
So they're over 50.
02:54:10
You can't get married.
02:54:11
You can get married when you're a newborn.
02:54:13
I don't believe the story.
02:54:14
My husband's parents divorced 50 years ago when he was a newborn.
02:54:19
So who knows where they when he had them
02:54:24
age 70.
02:54:26
We don't know how old he is now.
02:54:27
So it could be any age.
02:54:30
They divorced when when he was a newborn.
02:54:32
So they were at 50 or older when he was a newborn,
02:54:35
I would suggest at least 19 to 20 years older.
02:54:39
15 to 20 years older.
02:54:42
So 65 they're having a kid
02:54:44
or whatever, both remarried within within a few years.
02:54:48
My husband raised by was raised by his mom and stepdad.
02:54:52
His mother and father had little contact after their divorce.
02:54:55
Because of that,
02:54:56
my husband does not have a close relationship with his biological father,
02:55:00
who made little effort to be in his life or the life of our children.
02:55:05
Recently, both of my husband's step parents passed away.
02:55:09
After their passing, his mom and dad decided to get back together.
02:55:12
They told us recently that they planned to remarry.
02:55:14
My husband is having a hard time with their reunion.
02:55:17
He feels they are rebounding from their from the death of their spouses.
02:55:21
How can you learn to accept the relationship he doesn't agree with,
02:55:23
but ultimately has no control over saying history repeats in the
02:55:29
same way
02:55:30
you deal with anything else that is out of your control.
02:55:34
Like it or lump it
02:55:37
is this four years of
02:55:43
sorry.
02:55:44
Brady said you had a video.
02:55:47
I did.
02:55:49
That's not very much of a presentation.
02:55:52
It should be a little bit of you were saying that you cleaned last week.
02:55:55
You said your
02:55:58
six knew.
02:56:00
All right.
02:56:01
So you
02:56:04
barely.
02:56:07
It's an AI horror video.
02:56:09
You ready? Yeah.
02:56:12
Everybody in the chat.
02:56:12
Ready book? Yes. Let's roll it.
02:56:16
Copy Written and everything.
02:56:17
By the way,
02:56:20
we first introduce you to Jeff Brown during seven Action News,
02:56:23
the thing he witnessed, and you hear it boldly dumping
02:56:26
large chunks of a flat bed in broad daylight.
02:56:30
We did some digging and found exhausted cabbage.
02:56:32
It's a little illegal to leave the wood in the street.
02:56:34
So what I'm asking is I'm going.
02:56:35
I mean, you don't have to ask me and I don't take no orders from the woman.
02:56:39
By the way, by the way, I don't take no orders from no women together.
02:56:42
She says she was planning to go back to work, but only had one spark off.
02:56:47
Very similar.
02:56:48
So you were saying that you were going back to the production level?
02:56:51
Oh, yes. I'm Mr. Clean Up.
02:56:53
I'm not Mr. Clean. I'm Mr. Clean.
02:56:55
Mr. Clean.
02:56:56
Somebody said that they tried to yell
02:56:58
at you to come back and you kept going and they must have been a woman.
02:57:01
And I don't listen to women yelling.
02:57:02
I tell him to shut up.
02:57:04
He don't take no orders from no woman.
02:57:07
It's not a triple negative.
02:57:09
He wouldn't last a day working at Pinkberry.
02:57:11
That's it. Yeehaw.
02:57:12
And even though his name makes him sound like a witch's butler, he's a stump
02:57:16
dumping sexist.
02:57:17
Sexism began the day God created man in his own image and women from barbecue
02:57:21
food.
02:57:22
You can't blame men for taking a while to get used to the new rules.
02:57:26
Not that long ago, we were trading you for sheep.
02:57:28
People accused me of being sexist all the time, but it's simply not true.
02:57:31
Being sexist is wrong and only females are wrong
02:57:36
for being disrespectful.
02:57:37
Women have some compassion for what they go through.
02:57:40
Imagine not being able to open a single jar.
02:57:43
Women add so much to the world, like 20 throw pillows on every bed.
02:57:47
And if it weren't for ladies who would teach yoga,
02:57:50
the truth is I love feminists because they never ask me to do anything for them.
02:57:54
I didn't consider myself a feminist.
02:57:56
I think it's outrage urges that women are paid less than men.
02:57:59
But we do have to do something to offset the cost of you.
02:58:01
Chicks blast in the heat in the office all day long.
02:58:05
And are we
02:58:05
even sure women only get paid $0.70 for every dollar a man earns?
02:58:09
Maybe ladies just think that because they're really bad with simple math,
02:58:14
these are jokes.
02:58:15
Ask your boyfriend to explain it personally.
02:58:18
I'm all for a female president.
02:58:20
Sure, most you can't split a check three ways without bursting into tears,
02:58:23
but it only seems fair to give you three crumbs.
02:58:25
The national debt.
02:58:27
Or simply said what everyone from the 1920s was thinking.
02:58:30
I don't agree with his beliefs.
02:58:32
I just find them extremely amusing.
02:58:34
That's why I told Mr.
02:58:35
Clean up to try not to grow up the flight attendants
02:58:38
and flew them to Hollywood for this week's web redemption
02:58:43
campaign.
02:58:44
Now just wait till I get my strap on.
02:58:48
You're a loser.
02:58:49
No one likes your show.
02:58:50
It doesn't.
02:58:53
Do you understand me?
02:58:54
Play.
02:58:56
Oh, Dale, What the hell?
02:58:58
That's that.
02:58:59
Some kind of light up your small Dick city boy?
02:59:02
I don't take no orders from no woman. Stop.
02:59:05
It's really hard.
02:59:06
Yell. You're safe. Word for the ball gag in your mouth.
02:59:09
For the record, I really hate your safe word.
02:59:11
I feel stop is a very logical, safe word.
02:59:14
He would sit down.
02:59:15
Why slip into something comfortable like it dominated twice a day for 20 minutes?
02:59:20
Helps me relax.
02:59:21
I tried that transcendental meditation, but I couldn't come
02:59:24
tell us exactly what happened that I was called upon to come
02:59:28
to our property in Sterling Heights, Michigan, to empty around Sterling.
02:59:34
I went there, got loaded up with a ton of oak on my flatbed truck.
02:59:39
You loaded up yourself? No, thanks.
02:59:41
Like six men to lift one chunk.
02:59:43
And I had 75 of those chunks on there.
02:59:45
Okay. I had just met a girl of
02:59:50
color, and
02:59:53
once I left, done work and saw.
02:59:54
I don't care.
02:59:55
Can I ask what color she was?
02:59:56
Black people.
02:59:59
I said, You don't have to say black. Just say girl.
03:00:01
But I always say black women.
03:00:04
Asian women.
03:00:06
I've never been around one and you got to give it a shot.
03:00:09
Good. Eats a soul.
03:00:11
I get to her house and her mom comes out of the house and
03:00:14
says, A-ha, she's not home right now.
03:00:17
I got mad and I floored my flat bed.
03:00:21
And the first turn I made my rear duly hit the curb.
03:00:25
All of that one landed into the street
03:00:28
while a black homeowner lady was watching this.
03:00:33
I told her I was coming back to clean it up to pick it up.
03:00:35
I know Mr. Clean Up.
03:00:38
She calls Detroit Police and Channel seven Eyewitness News on my license plate.
03:00:43
One of the Chinese guys that's on that interview said I saw him dumping the wood.
03:00:48
Was he Chinese?
03:00:49
He was Chinese or Japanese man.
03:00:52
And I don't know how he saw me dumping the wood when.
03:00:54
I was driving the truck in question.
03:00:57
What's a Chinese man doing in a black neighborhood? Hmm.
03:01:00
That's interesting.
03:01:02
I have heard.
03:01:03
But what I'm asking, I mean, you don't have to ask me.
03:01:06
And I don't take no orders from the woman.
03:01:08
By the way, everybody thinks that that line meant that I hate women
03:01:12
when actually I said I take no orders from the women.
03:01:18
I don't like women.
03:01:19
You just don't listen to them when they're talking to me,
03:01:24
cleaning up garbage in front of my home.
03:01:26
And the pants I put on that morning were too big on me
03:01:29
while my pants fell down to my knees.
03:01:32
Okay, so food goes.
03:01:34
The closer three called the Warren Police and told them
03:01:38
that it was flashing us and our children.
03:01:41
Right now I ended up in McComb Jail for 75 days.
03:01:45
What's the bathroom situation like in their McComb County jail?
03:01:48
Inmates?
03:01:49
They're better than those who have no hygiene about them.
03:01:52
Scabies, except for the scabies is in my head.
03:01:55
And they're under your skin.
03:01:56
And they ate.
03:01:57
You know, I was quarantined twice.
03:02:00
I would like to think that that beautiful African-American princess, 23 year old,
03:02:04
had the decency to pay you a conjugal visit during your 75 days in the clinker.
03:02:08
Actually, she was selling crack out of my van.
03:02:11
Well, that's quite story.
03:02:14
If you were to sell
03:02:15
and that girl would have been home, boy, everything would have been perfect.
03:02:19
What country will you move to if Hillary becomes president?
03:02:23
Oh, I'm running straight to Puerto Rico.
03:02:26
Okay.
03:02:26
Do you know that Puerto Rico is now in the United States?
03:02:29
2014? Don't kill her. There.
03:02:32
Maybe she will.
03:02:34
I hope not.
03:02:34
They voted in all Obama.
03:02:37
From here on in, anything goes on.
03:02:39
Obama He's not a U.S., by the way.
03:02:42
It's a small loophole. Finish this sentence.
03:02:45
A woman's place is in the kitchen.
03:02:49
And that and by the washer and dryer and
03:02:58
that's where the bathroom sometimes.
03:02:59
Oh, yeah, Yeah.
03:03:00
Well, bathrooms included in all that.
03:03:02
Okay.
03:03:02
I'm a master suite with, like, an en suite I got you.
03:03:05
Yeehaw.
03:03:05
I Think deep down you are a bad guy, and it's probably too late for you.
03:03:10
But if you were to walk a mile
03:03:13
in a woman's shoes, I think you might see things little differently.
03:03:18
I do this every week because not only is it great for the calves,
03:03:21
but it also gives me a better perspective on how the lesser half lifts.
03:03:24
The trick is to walk on the ball of your feet.
03:03:27
Look at those shoes. I didn't know they made heels like a sport.
03:03:29
The weight of a does model don't listen to me.
03:03:32
Or the worst part about being a woman is dealing with the cattiness of other women.
03:03:36
Besides I think you look cute.
03:03:37
I feel ridiculous. You're just bloated.
03:03:40
I mean, you started your period.
03:03:41
Menstruation is one of the many hardships women have to face on a daily basis.
03:03:44
The sentiment is lucky for you.
03:03:46
I always next week am is going to be menstruation your ass at
03:03:51
Christmas during a vote. And
03:03:54
would you like a drink?
03:03:55
Beat it, create.
03:03:55
Thank you.
03:03:57
Know, even though we are thirsty,
03:03:59
women can never trust any man that brings them a drink.
03:04:02
How far are we going?
03:04:04
Well, technically, we could still be funny.
03:04:07
And if in like this is absurd,
03:04:12
no one and it's still kind of funny.
03:04:15
This is so funny.
03:04:17
They just want us to think this is serious behavior.
03:04:21
Yeah. Oh, you're two women.
03:04:23
I forgot about the glass ceiling.
03:04:24
Yeah, women have to deal with that every day.
03:04:26
Well, has your view on women changed?
03:04:28
No, I don't take.
03:04:29
No, you leave it here. Women All right.
03:04:31
You did walk a mile in their shoes, So that is.
03:04:32
You're right. Godspeed.
03:04:34
Or I have to go walk a mile in a pair of pointy Mexican cowboy boots. Now,
03:04:40
stay at home, moms are the real heroes.
03:04:42
We'll be right back. But first,
03:04:44
I just like the whole back story
03:04:49
thing and then.
03:04:54
Oh, you did you hear?
03:04:57
You're so good.
03:04:59
It just went and started playing another video.
03:05:01
That's all I got was this simple white screen
03:05:05
oohs. Cross this simple.
03:05:07
I know you want to go back and find out.
03:05:10
I don't know.
03:05:16
It's a commercial for the best white ale you've ever tasted.
03:05:19
You're like, You know, that's okay. I don't even remember.
03:05:22
Yeah, yeah, I don't remember even seeing that.
03:05:24
And some. I sound like a dipshit.
03:05:27
Okay, I got to watch this
03:05:31
show all grown time too much.
03:05:34
It's too early. Look, it's like Gary's.
03:05:36
It's like Gary still here. It is.
03:05:39
It always is.
03:05:40
No. Is that
03:05:43
so? We should have
03:05:44
heard.
03:05:45
They should have brought the head with me.
03:05:46
We'll do a short short aftershow.
03:05:48
I'll close the other show
03:06:50
trying to hit.
03:06:51
Jeez. There we go.
03:06:53
I can see what I'm trying to hit.
03:06:57
That's my favorite part of the intro
03:07:00
to Brady and Josh and Gary as a performance.
03:07:05
So below
03:07:13
making Make Our Dreams Come True.
03:07:14
Brady and John
03:07:17
Brady and Rory
03:07:21
are there very briefly.
03:07:24
But what I got to fix the ducking.
03:07:26
I can't hear what the video's going through.
03:07:29
I think they can. I can't.
03:07:32
Woo hoo hoo hoo.
03:07:34
That's a great show.
03:07:35
That was the best podcast ever.
03:07:38
That was the best.
03:07:39
Flashdance ever.
03:07:41
If you missed it, go back and rewatch it.
03:07:44
Why is there a red wall? Is that an accent?
03:07:47
I don't know.
03:07:48
It's like this hideous red wall.
03:07:50
There's even like, they just have like a regular chair.
03:07:52
Normally there's like a fancy or it's literally just like a regular chair.
03:07:56
Like you would have a daily dining room table.
03:07:59
People do that.
03:08:00
People reach out and smash all our shit every night.
03:08:03
We can't figure out why. Well, maybe don't paint it red.
03:08:07
Yeah.
03:08:08
I mean, I don't know.
03:08:09
Why is the chair next to the.
03:08:11
It doesn't matter all the same.
03:08:14
All the other walls are the same color. Which is the same color.
03:08:16
I thought was a TV.
03:08:18
That's the headboard. I thought there was a TV. I'm like, Wow.
03:08:20
So it kind of does.
03:08:21
Like you can see the I got I got the two queens.
03:08:25
There's supreme Queens, your room.
03:08:27
Because what I do is I pile all my shit on one bed
03:08:31
and then I sleep on the other.
03:08:34
I don't need a whole king.
03:08:34
I'd rather have two queens because you have more space like the two places.
03:08:38
Just throw all your shit like the two queens we just saw in the video.
03:08:42
Yeah, for sure.
03:08:44
It's cheaper in Queens.
03:08:46
It's Not the same, but it's cheaper.
03:08:49
Oh, that's a great way to start the show.
03:08:52
You know, I didn't hear a thing.
03:08:56
My turn.
03:08:58
Uh uh,
03:09:04
I feel like it's.
03:09:05
Well, I feel exactly the same way every time.
03:09:09
Was it
03:09:12
like that?
03:09:13
So, did you ever see Illuminati?
03:09:18
The game?
03:09:19
There's a game.
03:09:20
What is that?
03:09:20
A video game board? Game card game.
03:09:24
To be honest, it freaked me out a little too much,
03:09:26
so I never checked it out or played it
03:09:29
just good because the game came out
03:09:33
and then the stuff in the game started happening.
03:09:37
What do you mean it's in real life?
03:09:39
Yeah.
03:09:39
I mean, there's a there's they they cover it way better than I ever could, but
03:09:43
and that there's probably other people.
03:09:44
You were just period like stories not like like
03:09:48
some of these cards when you look at them now you're like yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:09:51
But then when you realize the game came out like five years
03:09:54
before, half the things that happened you're like, Wait, what?
03:09:57
And I don't I mean, I don't remember when it came out.
03:10:00
I think that was the difference.
03:10:01
Is somebody the story that I read first made it sound like it came out
03:10:04
like in the seventies and it was like, what?
03:10:06
But it no, it came out the last couple or like, wow.
03:10:09
And then the big one at the end is the one that I'm talking.
03:10:11
No, that's the biggest conspiracy is the one that hasn't happened yet.
03:10:14
The one that they're planning the one that's going to either.
03:10:17
Well, it's gonna either kill 7.5 or
03:10:20
make the one world government,
03:10:23
which I think are hand, hand
03:10:26
right
03:10:29
people.
03:10:29
Oh, yeah, Yeah.
03:10:31
But I mean, you convinced them.
03:10:32
Have you ever driven up north or up to the thumb or in the U.P.?
03:10:35
It all depends on what you consider up north.
03:10:37
I mean, you have space.
03:10:39
Have you ever driven more than 5 minutes away from,
03:10:43
you know,
03:10:43
the metro Detroit area in and out of there?
03:10:46
There's plenty of space.
03:10:49
Yeah.
03:10:50
Oh, you fly over Frickin a lot of Michigan is pretty outrageous.
03:10:54
You go over to like Utah.
03:10:56
You've just the the amount of space that there's available for people to live is.
03:11:00
Are you literally talking about flying over the flyover states?
03:11:04
Yeah.
03:11:07
Is that where that comes from?
03:11:08
I mean, is it So the city makes sense because you pack
03:11:12
a bunch of shit and it's conveniences there.
03:11:15
You can't have convenience.
03:11:16
Everyone's all spread out, right?
03:11:17
You got to travel further to get what you need because no,
03:11:20
this is obvious in a centrally located, but they still do that shit up north.
03:11:24
I mean,
03:11:26
FedEx is in the
03:11:30
Walmart and Myer.
03:11:32
There's no other Wal mart or Myer in any other in the entire hub area.
03:11:37
I think the closest one is either Bay City or
03:11:41
getting closer to, you know, either Port Huron
03:11:44
or from what I found, if you get a cluster of people away
03:11:48
from the bigger cities and not like a big huge farm
03:11:51
or like a huge lot of land, they're usually real poor and really bad neighbor.
03:11:55
Not real bad because there's not that many people,
03:11:57
but there's nothing to do,
03:11:58
There's no work and there's nothing to do because the farms are going up and under.
03:12:02
So where do you say that?
03:12:04
So just east some in the Birmingham area, in Alabama,
03:12:09
currently
03:12:12
just outside.
03:12:13
But they I randomly some popped up on YouTube and said something about the
03:12:18
the most dangerous city in America, which is just Birmingham.
03:12:23
No, it's just outside of Birmingham and it's pretty damn near close.
03:12:26
Yeah, but it says something about there's only 26,000 people that live there
03:12:30
and people in the country cause we're all like, Oh,
03:12:32
there are so many more people in in frickin Chicago.
03:12:35
And you know, they was in Detroit then.
03:12:37
Obviously Detroit too.
03:12:38
But I think it's the whole amount of people, right?
03:12:42
Like, I don't know.
03:12:44
I never knew if they do they can't do they okay.
03:12:45
There's less people homeowners
03:12:49
people than answered the census, I
03:12:52
guess. I don't know.
03:12:54
I look at some of the crime statistics when I go, when I travel, and sometimes
03:12:57
it's like, oh, this place isn't like it's moderately safe and.
03:13:00
Usually like a lot of the crime is if you look at it,
03:13:04
it's just like petty theft and shit like break ins and stuff.
03:13:07
It's not like murders, but I don't if it's if there's 26,000 people
03:13:13
and there's enough crime, I don't know if it's just the odds of you
03:13:17
being a victim of crime is higher because there's less people.
03:13:21
And there's the crime ratio versus like in Chicago.
03:13:25
I don't know.
03:13:25
I forget exactly what the statistics statistics were, but it seemed weird that
03:13:31
I think I think there's just
03:13:34
nothing to do whatever industry was there isn't there anymore.
03:13:38
But there's still people that need shit and there's not shit for everyone,
03:13:42
right?
03:13:44
And then you introduced, you know, drugs
03:13:46
and meth and shit and you get the tweakers and the.
03:13:50
Yeah,
03:13:52
the new zombies,
03:13:55
the news of some drug
03:13:57
that makes you, like, bleed and shit makes you stuff.
03:14:00
I don't know what it is, but I'm like,
03:14:03
whoever told me about it said it sounds like a zombie drug.
03:14:05
And they're like, That's what they're calling it.
03:14:07
It's like that's going to
03:14:10
slow down
03:14:12
some of them synthetics and shit or even not even the synthetics.
03:14:16
But there is like just the people acting really, really fucking weird.
03:14:20
It's like out of it.
03:14:21
And I'm getting pretty good at this research sort thing.
03:14:29
Cut to the chase.
03:14:30
How long ago?
03:14:32
You know, like you can go back into a flesh rotting zombie drug.
03:14:36
Do you want me to wait with him or you go get on a drink five days ago?
03:14:39
Yeah, of course.
03:14:40
Let's see.
03:14:40
Somebody knows what over the price of clothes because of it.
03:14:45
XYZ is in the law and they're not going to show.
03:14:47
That's part of why Lacy is so worried.
03:14:51
How dangerous is that when someone, you know, gets fentanyl, they don't know.
03:14:55
Tranq is in it, they take it and they just didn't know what they had.
03:14:58
How deep? Oh, is it dangerous? Is fatal.
03:15:01
Rank is little on how to sound like a tranquilizer overdose. Is.
03:15:06
And right now it's anything zelazny
03:15:09
we want to better known as tranq with a cube breathing xylophone on Ontario
03:15:15
Coroner's it's a phone and through So I talk to my kids and stuff, you know,
03:15:19
and I'm like, don't take anything because it could be method.
03:15:21
It now that they're older, they're like, no, anybody any parties were in college.
03:15:25
We all have meth testing strips.
03:15:28
Oh, I'm like, you know,
03:15:32
just that kind of at the one side I was like, Oh, good.
03:15:35
Then the other side I'm like, Damn, that's too weird world.
03:15:38
We never
03:15:40
every once in a while you meet somebody really off
03:15:43
and they won't, like, smoke a joint with you and you be like, I'm good.
03:15:46
But other than that, how prevalent are drugs
03:15:51
that everyone's carrying around
03:15:52
meth testing strips because they need to test the drugs.
03:15:54
They're very,
03:15:56
you know, they're prevalent.
03:15:58
And just like I think the Internet has made it easy,
03:16:01
you know, everything they ever don't get, they get on the Internet from China.
03:16:06
I so I've done a multitude of things
03:16:10
and I enjoyed them very much
03:16:14
but I've been like glued to
03:16:15
anything other than just like we in beer.
03:16:19
I understand why that's the case.
03:16:22
But at a certain point, even like,
03:16:23
even if even if I to like, experiment still with some random stuff,
03:16:27
the whole fentanyl situation has just got me
03:16:30
just not even wanting to touch anything that doesn't come from a weed dispensary.
03:16:35
I with weed.
03:16:36
I've always been cool. Just weed.
03:16:39
I don't want to touch anything really.
03:16:41
It's it's.
03:16:43
I stand by myself.
03:16:44
I stand by Gary's statement.
03:16:46
I Anything I learned from drugs.
03:16:47
I learned from a book yesterday
03:16:51
like I don't drugs.
03:16:53
I've never done drugs ever in my life.
03:16:57
I've learned that.
03:16:58
I learned that statement from here.
03:17:01
It's done experimenting with I've never touched a drug.
03:17:04
I'm done experimenting.
03:17:06
I've never I'll never, ever touch anything ever again.
03:17:10
I promise.
03:17:11
I swear.
03:17:14
Never done anything ever.
03:17:17
As far as I know, he hasn't.
03:17:19
Because he's also told me. I have no idea.
03:17:21
He's never told a lie.
03:17:22
And he's virtuous and honest and good. Honest.
03:17:25
Never told a lie.
03:17:26
Told me he's definitely incapable.
03:17:28
When I very first met him, we were like picking sides for something,
03:17:32
some stupid game.
03:17:33
And I'm like, You ought to be the light side of the dark side.
03:17:34
I'm incapable of being the.
03:17:37
So he saying I'm incapable of having any dark side in me.
03:17:40
He's like, I'm 100% light side.
03:17:43
Are you kidding me? He's a frickin atheist.
03:17:45
I know.
03:17:45
I was both intrigued and completely knowing his bullshit.
03:17:50
I wanted to know exactly, exactly.
03:17:53
That's what you kind of wanted.
03:17:54
And I'm sure that tickles him just fine.
03:17:58
Now, I
03:17:59
would say about the way you tickle him, but
03:18:02
I'm just saying I want to mention this earlier, and I forgot.
03:18:04
So the one clip that you posted where it's just you and I
03:18:09
and you shit on me for a second saying like you graduated in the third grade.
03:18:13
Right?
03:18:14
And you can see in my face I got to sit, I register it and I just kind of smirk.
03:18:18
I have no response to it because it's just it's funny to me because
03:18:21
you're shitting on me, you're making fun of me, you're calling me stupid,
03:18:24
but that's me.
03:18:25
Like I just kind of I take that as, like, I get you're just like, fucking with me.
03:18:28
You're busting my balls. Maybe I am stupid.
03:18:30
I don't know, but I just laugh, like, that's.
03:18:33
That's kind of Gary's.
03:18:35
That's Gary's style, too.
03:18:37
And just people like that.
03:18:38
I feel like,
03:18:39
I don't know, we're kind of drawn and we don't take ourselves too serious,
03:18:41
you know, like, I mean, in all honesty, the easiest way to do it is to not cross
03:18:46
the line is you clearly went farther than the third grade.
03:18:50
That's what makes it funny.
03:18:51
You know, if I were to
03:18:52
even if I were to nitpicked, you know, and done something like, oh,
03:18:56
I don't know,
03:18:56
Gary's bald head, you know, I'm probably the stupidest person in that group.
03:19:00
You're like, okay, that would get old after.
03:19:02
Yeah, but I don't I don't think so. I don't think any of us are stupid.
03:19:05
I'm here.
03:19:06
I'm here in a multitude of other areas that you guys might not be,
03:19:09
but you guys are way beyond me in other areas that I'm.
03:19:13
We complement each other.
03:19:14
I guess
03:19:15
I think Gary has a problem with his brain gets in the way of any type of compromise
03:19:19
or learning anything because he knows everything,
03:19:21
so he can't learn anything new.
03:19:22
So this gets in the way of, you know, Kocsis is asshole
03:19:27
justice and his confidence, which is why I like to check him.
03:19:30
But he takes it as a challenge. He takes it well.
03:19:32
So it's like a fun game, you know, versus like him getting mad
03:19:35
and go do fucking with me or you like some people like to get, you know.
03:19:40
Yeah.
03:19:41
My problem that makes me sound stupid is I think of something up here
03:19:44
and it comes out completely different and backwards from what I wanted to say.
03:19:47
Usually.
03:19:49
But maybe if I don't sleep, maybe that's the best thing for me.
03:19:53
Because I don't care.
03:19:56
Yeah.
03:19:56
You start to lose it.
03:19:58
You won't be on the show,
03:20:02
my son.
03:20:02
There are everyone.
03:20:03
Everyone's home for Christmas,
03:20:07
Christmas, my house.
03:20:08
My house is busy and full
03:20:11
of suck.
03:20:13
It's pretty cool.
03:20:13
It's just expensive.
03:20:15
Like any time.
03:20:16
Any time I'm thinking of something.
03:20:18
It's one person like you and you eat.
03:20:19
What is it? 10 to 20 bucks. 25, 30, 40, 50.
03:20:23
You wanna eat really nice? No.
03:20:24
Multiply that by four every time.
03:20:28
So we have a lot of chicken and hot dogs.
03:20:31
No hot dogs or nasty,
03:20:34
no nitrates or
03:20:37
I'm sure there you get good Johnsonville,
03:20:40
you get Johnsonville brats for like the same price
03:20:42
and they're now I go brats nowadays.
03:20:43
But when I was a kid it was ballpark hotdogs and buns mixed mixed meat.
03:20:50
And the stick was that
03:20:52
you had the hotdogs and bun story that was it.
03:20:55
Was that part of the. No, that was the latest one.
03:20:58
You know,
03:20:59
I told I the I would hopefully tell you something,
03:21:03
but I told it's the one the plane story or I switch seats.
03:21:07
I changed it to it's not hotdog and buns.
03:21:09
It's just hot dog bonds. Right.
03:21:12
So there's no hotdog involved
03:21:15
necessarily.
03:21:17
It doesn't have to be because you didn't mention it was it was.
03:21:19
No, you didn't. Her. Yep. Yep.
03:21:21
I listen, I don't want you I don't want you to go dog buns
03:21:26
and yelled at everyone that was there
03:21:29
as if like somebody forgot them
03:21:32
or did something with them or threw them away or like lost them.
03:21:37
And then when they dropped
03:21:38
dropped them off of I at the end of it, at the end of the day
03:21:41
after like totally just being annoyed with them and kind of done with them,
03:21:45
they were sitting at the kitchen table
03:21:49
at his mom's house.
03:21:51
And then that's kind of when we stopped.
03:21:54
Jack was not welcomed as often in the group.
03:21:58
After that, he wasn't called to hang out with this golf party,
03:22:04
and that's where we kind of parted ways.
03:22:06
But we've never hated him.
03:22:08
But it just, you know, you just kind of go, All right, you can do your own thing.
03:22:13
We're not going to call you as often.
03:22:17
Oops.
03:22:18
But what was I going to say?
03:22:20
I'm going to say something else.
03:22:21
Great question, which is, I'm sure in the car
03:22:23
land, Letourneau, what he was going to say,
03:22:25
if you guys watching because you were it was a little while ago.
03:22:29
It's been a minute, but I've also gone back and
03:22:34
well, yeah, Urban Dictionary had figured out
03:22:37
that the end of that at the end of the day.
03:22:40
Yeah I guess to be remaining looking back.
03:22:44
So what is the definition of fladge rants?
03:22:47
Do we know dairy is the closest brand?
03:22:52
Right.
03:22:53
Because I don't about the topic because Gary has a lot of knowledge
03:22:57
and a lot of opinions and he's supposed to be very opinionated.
03:23:03
It's supposed to be
03:23:05
and supposed to be able to rant
03:23:08
and have a staunch opinion
03:23:11
about any topic.
03:23:12
That's how I interpret it or have interpreted it.
03:23:16
Is that what happens?
03:23:19
Not really sure.
03:23:21
If you're for like 5 minutes, 5 to 15 minute monologue, that's fine
03:23:25
a rant because yeah he
03:23:27
when we first started it's been in the will and he'd be like yes rant over
03:23:30
because it was just so simple and obvious
03:23:32
but I was like, whoa, whoa, we need a defined rant.
03:23:33
You can't just say yes and drop the mic. It's not.
03:23:36
I mean,
03:23:37
even if it's that obvious, you need to add
03:23:39
some type of a rant has to be that.
03:23:42
I figure we decided it had to be heated in, you know, passionate or doesn't
03:23:46
have to be loud, but it can't just be, hey, I really like that movie.
03:23:50
That's a rant. That's just a comment.
03:23:54
So I think he hits it most of the time.
03:23:58
I'm also the producer, so I have to say that
03:24:03
I don't I don't want a host attached to my name or co-host
03:24:06
because then I can just be producer and be harsh,
03:24:10
like the guy on the couch
03:24:13
because of the talk
03:24:15
who, Whoa, You know, I talk too much.
03:24:18
I'm like, There's a guy on the couch
03:24:21
over the movie.
03:24:23
I have a couch behind me.
03:24:25
Oh, half baked.
03:24:26
Damn. That's what I was talking to somebody.
03:24:29
I kept saying Dazed and Confused.
03:24:30
I'm like, No, the movie with Dave and
03:24:34
don't tell me you're in Edinburgh.
03:24:36
He has a great standup special,
03:24:41
but I don't.
03:24:42
Yeah, it's do.
03:24:43
Yeah.
03:24:43
I think then he come around again with a newer routine.
03:24:47
I just want to show the title.
03:24:48
I'm not going to play the video because you got to go to.
03:24:53
I'll rip off an old 2.0 and comment
03:24:57
since we come in and I thought that was fair use.
03:24:59
We commented all the way through,
03:25:01
so we finally did.
03:25:02
I remember what I was going to say earlier and it was I forgot I'd tease the
03:25:06
we don't have to get into it because it's not really that
03:25:09
someone they say climactic, but it was
03:25:12
the Jaws story that I mentioned about being on a plane with the it.
03:25:15
I didn't mean to do that. It went right to it. Now you're fine.
03:25:18
You can play it.
03:25:19
I meant that's the whole video I just wanted to show you.
03:25:22
I just want to show the name Jim Breuer.
03:25:23
Country Boy will Survive.
03:25:26
It was hilarious.
03:25:28
This was the
03:25:31
the day 20.
03:25:34
It's free. It's totally free.
03:25:35
It's on YouTube.
03:25:36
You don't even know the day when it came out.
03:25:38
Oh, like three weeks ago, it was, oh, Thanksgiving.
03:25:41
It has the Thanksgiving.
03:25:45
I want to know
03:25:46
when men had to start wearing slimming hoodies.
03:25:49
Look at the blue.
03:25:50
Look at the dark stripes on the side.
03:25:51
That's like a women do that with their dresses
03:25:53
to make them look skinny when they're fat, you can tell he's clearly
03:25:57
can be a style move. I don't know.
03:25:59
It's a style move. All right. It's to make him look standard.
03:26:01
So we're told, like wearing the zip up with the zip, like,
03:26:05
all the way, like down to the bellybutton.
03:26:07
It's like you might as well either fully unzip it
03:26:09
or just take it off at that point, like, improve.
03:26:11
You're on rumble all the time.
03:26:12
If you happen to see this, Did you wear that shirt to look slimmer?
03:26:15
Do you have a stylist or some kind of you're
03:26:17
probably going to laugh, but he's like, No, my wife.
03:26:19
I just we were weird. The next one,
03:26:21
the undershirt in the pants Mets that stripe color.
03:26:24
So it's kind of I think it's dark.
03:26:26
And you imagine, too, he's on stage all the time
03:26:28
and then he sees himself and he critiques and reviews and reflects.
03:26:32
He probably gets tired of looking at himself.
03:26:34
He's a little older, he's a little fatter.
03:26:36
He always looks kind of stoned.
03:26:37
Yeah, I don't know Jim Barr personally,
03:26:40
but I just don't feel like that's like Jim Breuer style.
03:26:43
Yes. I'm pretty sure someone is dressing him.
03:26:46
Look at that face, too. He says it all the time.
03:26:48
He's like, He drinks, but he's I don't think
03:26:49
he's ever done drugs or he never did, you know, Or if he does, he's there,
03:26:53
you know, stoned all the time. But he's not
03:26:57
hilarious either.
03:26:59
And he's open and honest.
03:27:00
He didn't he didn't cave to the COVID crap.
03:27:04
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
03:27:08
Yeah.
03:27:08
Jim Breuer came into the covered timber.
03:27:11
A country boy will survive.
03:27:16
All right, maybe we should show the kit.
03:27:18
Just the teaser.
03:27:18
David, You the cousin kind of reminds me.
03:27:21
So I was kind of. I was going to ask,
03:27:24
is this part of Thursday, Friday, Saturday?
03:27:27
And so, like,
03:27:28
I never really watch movies, but I watch a couple of movies on frickin
03:27:32
Peacock. I chose.
03:27:33
But there was one called Sick Peacock,
03:27:39
the NBC Pizza
03:27:42
Pete's Cock Plus.
03:27:44
Well, so the one was sick and it was like a horror movie
03:27:47
and it was like scream ask, sort of, except there was like multiple killers.
03:27:51
And like, the whole premise was that killers ended up
03:27:54
being a mom and dad and brother of of a fucking their,
03:28:00
their younger brother.
03:28:02
So in whatever died of COVID
03:28:05
because the chick that they're trying to murder
03:28:08
and her friend went to a party and potentially spread COVID at the party
03:28:12
because they out with the dude or some shit it was the dumbest.
03:28:16
It even got good reviews.
03:28:18
It was, but it was the stupidest fucking movie.
03:28:22
Sorry.
03:28:23
I keep stop and it keeps going.
03:28:27
No, it was really fucking stupid.
03:28:29
There was another one called Black Phone that I watched
03:28:31
that was actually pretty good
03:28:34
and it was like this premise of like this.
03:28:36
These kids are getting kidnaped and murdered by this creep
03:28:39
around the fucking neighborhood and they don't know who it is.
03:28:42
And then, like this kid, they didn't kind of following around
03:28:45
ends up getting kidnaped.
03:28:46
And then it's
03:28:47
like they're actually showing like the process of what's been happening
03:28:51
and he's giving like premonitions and like he's visited by the ghosts
03:28:56
because they have a barn with it's kind of,
03:28:58
you know, it's a basement
03:28:59
with a cement floor and but he's like getting calls, like for,
03:29:05
like on the phone that's down there, but it's not actually ringing.
03:29:07
And he's like
03:29:09
hearing voices of like the dead kids.
03:29:12
And they're trying to, like, help him,
03:29:14
you know, get past like, this weird fucking creepy duties.
03:29:17
These weren't a mask.
03:29:18
And like, he just wants to, like, beat the kid
03:29:20
and stuff, and it's just like, this weird, creepy shit.
03:29:22
That one was actually good.
03:29:25
The one that was the best.
03:29:26
I watched it with my girlfriend.
03:29:28
We were in different domiciles, but it was called They Them
03:29:32
and a horror movie
03:29:35
based off of a religious transition,
03:29:39
anti transition religious thing.
03:29:42
And Actually Kevin Bacon's in the movie
03:29:45
they them is
03:29:46
kind of a false premonition of the movie is really weird
03:29:49
but they're you know being coaxed into not being gay or whatever the fuck
03:29:55
And so there's just this weird dynamic of and I told you they they casted
03:30:00
they casted a woman a girl
03:30:03
to play a in the movie.
03:30:06
Yeah, in the movie it's a, it's a woman
03:30:09
who due to transitions to a woman, but they casted a woman to make you think
03:30:15
like, oh, a transition is the black one right down towards the center.
03:30:19
It's a weird one that looks like a hybrid
03:30:23
So Kevin Bacon in the center, the one immediately to the left of him.
03:30:27
That one is like a weird tranny thing and ends up like tricking
03:30:31
the one jock dude who is but he's gay anyway, So like, fuck him.
03:30:36
Even though there are things like a weird tranny thing,
03:30:38
but then that one's like, they're all they're all like
03:30:42
bad people and they're
03:30:44
like, in a tortured the, the gay the gay out of people.
03:30:47
But they're okay with this weird training thing trying to bait them and fuck them
03:30:51
the they them's the one in the center, the very center one.
03:30:55
That one's confusing because it's like a
03:30:57
it's a chick that's supposed to be a dude, but it, but it's a dude.
03:31:01
It's a it was the most anticlimactic thing because the end
03:31:05
the story was the killer was a previous person
03:31:09
that was in this camp
03:31:11
that wants to get revenge and it only killed the workers at the camp.
03:31:15
That was it.
03:31:16
So none of the people that were visitors of the camp got killed.
03:31:19
So it was like
03:31:20
you already figured out that it was like, oh, it was probably
03:31:23
somebody who used to go to the camp this disgruntled because the only people
03:31:26
that are being murdered are the camp counselors and shit like
03:31:31
so is is Kevin Bacon is he?
03:31:33
Obviously this is some
03:31:35
split you know happy evil
03:31:38
but is it necessarily he kind plays a similar character the whole way through.
03:31:42
It's just there I mean, with the smile and just.
03:31:45
But is he the no spoilers, but is this the killer face
03:31:49
or is he either he's he's like a most maniacal one.
03:31:53
They're kind of in it together, the all the counselor group.
03:31:56
And they try to like, paint it as like a religious arts,
03:32:02
try to turn you straight because God
03:32:05
type dynamic and he's really nice at first.
03:32:09
And then they start getting
03:32:10
a little more angry with with, you know, their approach,
03:32:14
you know, shock therapy and stuff and like, oh, hey, look, here's a
03:32:18
hot girl, here's a hot girl, here's a hot girl, here's a dude with a shirt off.
03:32:22
Shock, shock. You know, like that type of like,
03:32:26
is it supposed to
03:32:27
take place now or back in the you know, that was supposed to take place?
03:32:30
No, obviously, it's supposed to take place now, like they them in the front.
03:32:35
And that's like it had the
03:32:37
the title of the movie really isn't shouldn't be in the movie.
03:32:41
I just thought of something so you know and they're like they rewrote movies
03:32:45
and put like black people in roles when they clearly wouldn't
03:32:48
have been during that time period.
03:32:49
So like The Honeymooners or what.
03:32:51
So now are trans people starting to going to start pop up
03:32:55
through history where they clearly like,
03:32:58
Dude, I watch movies all the time and it's like,
03:33:02
why are why are we perfect?
03:33:05
Not even movies?
03:33:06
So I was a big fan.
03:33:07
My dad and I, we would watch Quantum Leap.
03:33:09
I liked the premise of the guy just popping into.
03:33:13
Yeah, the old one. Yeah It's good.
03:33:15
They came out with a new one on Hulu or a peacock or whatever.
03:33:19
Very first episode there's a homo scene and they're in bed together
03:33:22
and they're making out and it's like, I don't, I don't care one way or another.
03:33:26
I just like,
03:33:27
do we, do we?
03:33:29
I honestly, I'm the type of person that like, but
03:33:33
that in that context
03:33:35
on TV, it's just the same with a man and woman.
03:33:38
So that to me, that's not like going to the library where I was going with it.
03:33:42
That's what I've been jobs or like dudes have come up to me
03:33:46
that I've been cool with and they just want to be like, Oh yeah, yeah.
03:33:49
Well, I met this chick this weekend.
03:33:50
I was doing this with her, were that and it's like,
03:33:54
I don't want to hear that just as much as I don't want to hear about two dudes.
03:33:58
Fuck it.
03:33:59
I don't know.
03:33:59
I don't know.
03:34:00
I'm not the type of person
03:34:01
that is like getting off with you about hearing about you,
03:34:04
how you fuck the chick I like.
03:34:06
That's just kind of gross to me.
03:34:07
I don't want to think about you fucking anything, you know?
03:34:10
You're a dude.
03:34:11
I was in the statue of Liberty.
03:34:14
I know that.
03:34:16
And then I'll call
03:34:19
you in and out.
03:34:21
You came, etc..
03:34:23
I took one time in and out.
03:34:24
It took like two and a half hours.
03:34:28
How did.
03:34:30
She's a couple.
03:34:30
There's a couple of things at first.
03:34:32
And then all the way.
03:34:34
Didn't know all the way.
03:34:35
And you can't even feel her.
03:34:37
There was no door where you kind of like
03:34:40
hand fingers and then fist and then arm and then the rest of your body wide open.
03:34:45
There was a rail.
03:34:46
Oh, you know, elevator.
03:34:50
So there is so joking, joking aside.
03:34:52
There are and I've seen or like the, the it'd be like a bold dude specifically
03:34:59
because it's just going to be more smooth and easier to fit.
03:35:03
But chicks that like the dude
03:35:06
man's head
03:35:07
man size head in the vaginal cavity,
03:35:11
shoved in there, seen it.
03:35:14
I've seen it too.
03:35:15
But what is that?
03:35:17
Is my it was my son and he was it was a smaller head, but it was
03:35:22
the reverse with it was it was something.
03:35:26
It was definitely she said it was more and it was in reverse.
03:35:29
Was it for pleasure? Was.
03:35:33
Yeah.
03:35:34
I won't I won't share that story too much more.
03:35:36
But it was something
03:35:38
but no, I've never seen it go in.
03:35:39
You, you have or you're just fantasizing.
03:35:41
I've seen you in back in the day.
03:35:43
We're on like the internet came out on your kids.
03:35:45
It was like you're fucking looking at anything weird and just I don't mind.
03:35:48
My oldest brother was like, Well, that weirdo.
03:35:52
Hold that. Hold on.
03:35:53
Like a dummy or just the size of a head or real lives,
03:35:57
a literal man's head, alive and breathing in the you.
03:36:03
Yes. He didn't suffocate in a
03:36:05
picture of a deal with his with his cock in a chicken.
03:36:09
He's a chicken.
03:36:09
It's like, how does it does that hurt the thing I always look?
03:36:12
Yeah, I was looking at it systematically.
03:36:14
I'm like, when he die.
03:36:15
I mean, even if it's all the way in there, I his.
03:36:19
No, he's not like it's like probably to about
03:36:21
it was like the fact that like her she's able to stretch
03:36:25
but I mean that's it ends up when you're older that shit ends up prolapse and stuff
03:36:28
and that's not good to me that seems obvious.
03:36:31
I mean, once again I saw the child come out of special place.
03:36:36
So it's some it's incredible elastic behavior.
03:36:41
It's just not meant to be used. It abused.
03:36:43
You know, we feel like it's not like a child coming out of it
03:36:46
every every couple of days or weeks or months.
03:36:49
How often is it had human adult had gone in it?
03:36:52
I don't know.
03:36:53
But if you can look, I talked about that wrestler Paige.
03:36:57
She she there was it was leaks.
03:37:01
Her boyfriend was weird in film and stuff
03:37:03
and they do threesome shit and like, he'd be film and stuff.
03:37:07
And then it was like one of them.
03:37:09
Like, what were them happening?
03:37:11
Leaks or whatever?
03:37:12
Were those The cloud. The cloud leaks.
03:37:15
I don't know how they came up with.
03:37:17
Like the dude had a bunch of shit on his phone
03:37:19
and it's a bunch of shit of her and she's in her bathroom
03:37:23
by herself and that she's sending this to him.
03:37:26
And she either is into it herself or got convinced to be in it.
03:37:30
But it's a, it's a dildo with like a you, you go to the doctor
03:37:35
and they put the blood pressure cuff on you and they got the
03:37:38
Yeah.
03:37:38
You know, similar, but it's the head of the dildo that's expanding
03:37:43
and she's stretching her holes out with it and she would take it away.
03:37:48
You can't just go it right?
03:37:51
She's excited about the prospect of stretching the holes out.
03:37:55
And she is.
03:37:56
She literally says. Oh, it's just the start.
03:37:58
This is just the start. Like, Oh, look at this.
03:38:00
Oh, hey, her.
03:38:02
And she's like, it's funny because there's there's like just some
03:38:05
stills of my brother and I laugh at, like, she looks like a kid in a candy store.
03:38:08
She looks like a kid on Christmas Eve.
03:38:10
And like my brother and I what I've got even on my phone have to look for him.
03:38:14
But like jokingly, we just crazy.
03:38:16
Like, more like candy in the candy store,
03:38:19
Right?
03:38:21
It's just if that's what you're into, great.
03:38:23
But it's just it's weird.
03:38:26
You normal things that I'd be interested in seeing.
03:38:30
I'd be into it one day and then I'd be out.
03:38:33
She she definitely like.
03:38:35
So she went some shit.
03:38:36
When that came out, she was kind of depressed.
03:38:38
And I'm sure I talked to you about like,
03:38:41
I don't know, you seemed like you loved it a lot.
03:38:44
I wouldn't really be into really, really liked it.
03:38:47
I just thought, Why are you so upset?
03:38:49
Why are you up so upset if you really loved it that much?
03:38:52
Like what? You lost me there.
03:38:55
I don't know.
03:38:56
I wouldn't be upset if I really, really love something that much. Like
03:39:04
she loved it. She.
03:39:05
You look at her face, you look at it, her reaction and what she's doing.
03:39:08
The videos.
03:39:09
She started to kill people like this.
03:39:11
A deer flag.
03:39:12
You know, my friend made a porn movie. Is this about a movie?
03:39:15
I guess so.
03:39:16
But what is your experience
03:39:19
if you were embarrassed about something but you loved it so, so, so much
03:39:24
and I would I would find out people found out about it.
03:39:28
Would you be embarrassed or you just own it?
03:39:32
I guess I'd have to pick a
03:39:33
specific because just saying something generic like that, you can't really
03:39:37
be able to grasp. I don't know. I would own.
03:39:39
So, you know, if I was able to if I was able to use
03:39:42
it depends on what it is. I guess it really depends on what it is.
03:39:45
Because if I said if you love
03:39:46
putting a finger in your asshole that much and people found out, yeah,
03:39:50
I guess you would still be embarrassed even though you really like it.
03:39:53
So I guess that's a dumb thing.
03:39:54
But I've never put even a finger in my, you know, either.
03:40:00
I'm just saying. But you would.
03:40:00
It would still be embarrassing, in my opinion. Right?
03:40:02
So I guess it's a I can't relate.
03:40:06
I'm just saying it would be embarrassing.
03:40:07
Still, even if you loved it, I'd be like, Yeah, fuck, I know that
03:40:11
that's not normal, right? Right.
03:40:14
Everybody's doing this. I want to be judged.
03:40:16
I don't I don't think you're using that anal allergy word, right?
03:40:21
You always.
03:40:22
I need to think of something.
03:40:23
It always goes right to fingers and assholes or something.
03:40:26
Go on in the ass.
03:40:26
Also, I think you have a secret
03:40:29
and then you go right into.
03:40:30
You ever have something you love with animals or did you ever.
03:40:33
Everybody heard that, right?
03:40:34
Georgia said, You ever have something that you love
03:40:36
that's embarrassing, You know, like a finger in an asshole.
03:40:39
So he's literally asking for advice right now.
03:40:42
Should he come out as somebody who likes to stick fingers in his asshole?
03:40:45
I'm fine. I'm Travis.
03:40:47
That was.
03:40:48
That would have been my next ass pledge. Guilty.
03:40:50
He had a yes.
03:40:52
I'm sure he's been asked me.
03:40:55
He's probably
03:40:56
still awake watching us now, which is just Portia.
03:41:00
Ma'am, the hardest part that I'm just realizing just now is
03:41:02
I have to go do all this again and still work and still manage to.
03:41:07
I'm not I don't want to say on the on the show, obviously, but
03:41:11
it's going to be rough.
03:41:12
I should probably wrap it up.
03:41:14
Yeah. No, I should do. I've got.
03:41:16
You got anything else you may somebody you know, I had somebody telling me last
03:41:22
or last week at work or last week job, I was,
03:41:25
you know, again, I love that.
03:41:28
But I slept a lot
03:41:30
and I had a layover in Atlanta, so I slept on two planes to get here.
03:41:34
So I'm
03:41:38
as long as there's enough work, if if you're just literally
03:41:40
just watching you, he's just absorbing the products for the most part.
03:41:44
He's new on some
03:41:45
the products that I'm working on, so he's never even seen it before.
03:41:48
So it's really just him
03:41:51
looking at it and
03:41:52
seeing what the differences between the other shoe we have
03:41:57
love and dynamism.
03:41:58
He's going to be there for one day.
03:42:00
And then I'm you know,
03:42:01
I got two more days of training with the assholes that are training
03:42:06
I'm going to play the teaser.
03:42:07
I mean, I'm going to I've been teasing that Jim Burr video.
03:42:10
I'm going to play that and then we'll go over you like we're done with it.
03:42:13
And I was curious.
03:42:14
I was I, I was going to play it and I found a trailer even.
03:42:17
And it's like one little thing about pets.
03:42:19
But we were really sitting
03:42:20
we were just cuddling on his outfit, not really paying attention.
03:42:24
Look, look at how thin he looks right now.
03:42:26
The way he's standing zipped all the way up, down.
03:42:28
So it's great.
03:42:29
But he can't see his fat black side and how height they blend right in.
03:42:33
He's fatter than what we see.
03:42:34
I'm sure. Oh, wow. You're right.
03:42:37
I hate to be rude if I'm calling out somebody, but my stripes
03:42:41
are going to be closed until my daughter's band
03:42:43
director every time would wear this white silhouette of like it would.
03:42:47
You know, it's literally the outlet or outline of a silhouette of a woman.
03:42:50
And then inside of her shoes, she was, you know, a nice lady I mean, I'm
03:42:54
not saying, you know, but it made her look much skinnier and thinner than she was.
03:42:59
I mean, is that playing with the backdrop here?
03:43:01
Because the purple has a way, folds Anytime it's dark,
03:43:05
the others are going to stand out, I think.
03:43:08
Yeah. With the light and dark with the purple.
03:43:10
Like it's it's got like it's got a new one.
03:43:12
So we're like, yeah, you're right.
03:43:13
He's, he's, yeah, he's giving you a good man.
03:43:16
Good job. All right, let's hear what he is.
03:43:18
When when the Jersey character thinks he's being made,
03:43:23
he thinks he's going to he thinks he's going to be a boss.
03:43:27
And you went along.
03:43:29
Wait, I missed the Goodfellas wenches a couple times.
03:43:33
You can see here he is.
03:43:35
He's talking about a turkey on Thanksgiving.
03:43:37
But comparing it to Joe Pesci
03:43:39
when the turkey thinks he's getting selected for something.
03:43:41
But then again, I'll let him finish.
03:43:42
Joe Pesci character thinks he's being made.
03:43:45
He thinks he's going to he thinks he's going to be a boss.
03:43:49
And you went along on the ride and you were like,
03:43:52
Oh my God, we're all going to make you This is me.
03:43:56
You were so happy and you were happy
03:44:00
then Joe Pesci Even now, it was my criminal.
03:44:04
You still were like, He's got he got me.
03:44:07
And you had no clue they were setting him up and he got out of the car.
03:44:12
He to one old guy like, Hey, why don't you get me the jar of 1964?
03:44:19
Huge. Amazing. When you got me.
03:44:23
Ryan is cutting to De Niro.
03:44:25
Look, can't believe this is happening.
03:44:26
I believe it's going to be great. It's going to be great.
03:44:29
Hey, you're Jack and Jesse goes in
03:44:34
the garage is Jack.
03:44:36
And that's what he went.
03:44:37
Oh, no.
03:44:42
And you go,
03:44:43
Oh, look, that's how I felt for this part, because he literally was like,
03:44:49
I can't believe I'm going to give myself not one,
03:44:53
but two shoot to know.
03:45:01
Yeah,
03:45:01
it was funnier when I watched it before.
03:45:05
Was talking about
03:45:07
poor turkey fallen for the fake little turkey check.
03:45:10
You know, what do they call it?
03:45:11
The decoy.
03:45:15
Yeah.
03:45:15
So stupid turkey.
03:45:16
Thought he's going to get laid by two turkeys instead.
03:45:18
He got shot by a hunter
03:45:22
and the turkey looked like Joe.
03:45:23
I got to Turkey with Joe Pesci in that movie.
03:45:29
All right.
03:45:30
Anything else? Anybody.
03:45:31
Anything in your country looks the same.
03:45:33
And like every movie, he does not.
03:45:35
He doesn't look like that now.
03:45:37
He looks a little different now,
03:45:41
a little
03:45:43
less.
03:45:44
This is, after all, was the penguin.
03:45:46
What? No, he was.
03:45:49
He was the penguin.
03:45:50
Oh, that was the Vito.
03:45:51
Never mind. Yeah. Yeah.
03:45:54
How old are you mixing your your little man.
03:45:58
Yeah. Thank you.
03:45:59
Thank you.
03:46:01
What did I see? You're going to be 50.
03:46:02
That's I'll say, because that's really that's an understatement.
03:46:06
We don't know how know that, but I hope not.
03:46:12
But if I had my choice, they wouldn't be that
03:46:16
you don't want to make it to 50.
03:46:19
It was kind of a joke.
03:46:20
You want to talk, we'll Stay on.
03:46:22
No, no, it was just a Jerry.
03:46:24
I like Gary's advice.
03:46:26
I sleep. Get half joking. No, fully joking.
03:46:29
I was like, I Need. I want to kill myself.
03:46:31
He's like, Oh, the fuck ahead.
03:46:32
Yeah, that's what I expect.
03:46:35
Yeah.
03:46:36
I thought it was that one chick they got in trouble for doing that.
03:46:40
And then I don't.
03:46:43
I, I stand by my statement.
03:46:44
You're ultimately responsible for yourself. It's harder and harder.
03:46:47
Oh, she.
03:46:48
Yes, she. She do argument.
03:46:50
She got tired of it.
03:46:51
She's like, I'm tired of you fucking saying you're going to do that.
03:46:54
Just fucking do it already. Then if like,
03:46:57
just shut the fuck up and do it already.
03:46:59
Stop it.
03:47:00
Been talking about this shit for like three years. You.
03:47:05
That's that sound.
03:47:06
Seinfeld to New
03:47:10
great show.
03:47:11
Gary doesn't like that show, does he?
03:47:15
He's going to like everything,
03:47:17
but I don't think he's like a die hard,
03:47:20
die hard great Christmas movie sets.
03:47:22
I didn't
03:47:23
that was the last thing I want to talk about on the show,
03:47:25
to call them out, to hold them to it.
03:47:27
If we were going to have a show next week or not.
03:47:28
So if he said it and I was definitely going to ask
03:47:30
if we have a show or not, because you can't, will
03:47:33
there be a show whether or not there'll be a will there?
03:47:37
Shit, I mean, typically in my parents house
03:47:41
and then I'll go back to my place some point.
03:47:43
So yeah, I'm good. I'm
03:47:47
10 p.m..
03:47:48
Yeah.
03:47:48
By 10:00 I'll probably yeah, I'll probably kill them.
03:47:51
But actually we can celebrate my birthday because my birthday
03:47:54
the day after Christmas.
03:47:55
So I don't ruin the surprise man.
03:47:59
12:00
03:48:00
Christmas show might change, but if only I had.
03:48:03
If only I had some birthday graphics. Oh,
03:48:09
I definitely need birthday confetti. Oh,
03:48:14
confetti, confetti.
03:48:16
Oh, yeah,
03:48:20
yeah.
03:48:22
The original.
03:48:24
I'm going to end on the original Flashdance photo.
03:48:27
Gary and Gary, do you have anything to say?
03:48:31
Oh, my father.
03:48:31
Good.
03:48:33
I quit early.
03:48:36
All right. I'm going to end it.
03:48:38
Yeah,
03:48:40
as above.
03:48:41
So be less of a sober look
03:48:51
and stuff.
03:48:51
Brady and Joe show Brady and Gary as a fervent,
03:48:56
so beloved cutie so close
03:48:59
Brady and sure doing it
03:49:02
our way We're gonna make it make our dreams come true Brady and John
03:49:07
show it's Brady and draw special now Brady draw
03:50:03
and I don't take no orders
03:50:04
from Norman by the way by the way I don't take no orders from no women.