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It's 10:00.
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Do you know where your milk and cookies are?
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Hi, I'm Gary.
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Welcome to Fladge Rants Live.
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What's the topic today?
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The. The grew more of a Bronwen
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the oh the Georgia guide stones.
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No, no no.
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The day it's merriment.
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And for our poor tree
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reading the landlord say your rent is late.
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He may have to litigate Ain't got no cash
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ain't got no style Ain't got no gal to make you smile.
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But don't worry. Be happy.
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Cause when you worry your face will frown And that will bring everybody down.
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So don't worry.
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Be happy don't worry, be happy now
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I'm the jerk that shows up with a smile every day and it's annoying.
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So this is the first time we get to talk about a topic
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that I am an actual expert on.
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Now I've
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found that even if I don't feel like smiling,
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if I take it off, I force a smile on my face
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very soon it becomes real.
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And although people hope
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it works internally,
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but also strangers, when you see their reaction to your smile
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will actually cheer you up and make you happy.
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I know it's going to sound like I'm talking
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out of both sides of my mouth here for a little bit, but I want to.
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STEELMAN The counterargument
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so no matter how bad you have it,
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it's still better than at least half of the population.
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5.3 billion people have Internet access.
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So you are in the top two thirds if you're watching this
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now, a lot of what could make you happy.
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The obvious,
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proper rest, diet, exercise.
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But I want to get into I want to take a deep dive into this.
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It took me til I was 50 to buy my dream house.
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I'm in my barn.
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I've never thought I would be able to own a barn, but
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time put in sacrifice and certainly I was extremely fortunate.
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Lucky, if you want to call it that.
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But it's important
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to not live beyond your means.
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Now, some people have accused me of hedonism, pleasure seeker,
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but those type of people don't
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don't save for the future and sacrifice and
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and plan like that.
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So I'm not exactly a hedonist.
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They've also been accused of being a nihilist.
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As as
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as I claim that
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nothing is
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a free will is imaginary, and everything is predestined.
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So that would that would lean towards nihilism.
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Nothing matters. It doesn't matter.
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Well, that's not true at all.
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And I'm definitely not a moral nihilist.
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In this world, there's
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imaginable amounts of suffering.
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In fact, the Buddhist call life suffering.
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Their word for life is suffering.
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And there's, you know, there's pleasure and there's pain.
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Without
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darkness, we wouldn't know what light is
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without evil.
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How would we determine what is good?
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The opposite suggest the opposite.
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And it truly doesn't matter if we are living it.
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If we truly have true free will, we're autonomous creatures doing what we want.
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We clearly have more opportunities than our ancestors.
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It's very obvious to me, even though this
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the conspiracy theory that I keep pitching is a cage inside a cage inside a cage.
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It's a construct with the monetary system that's a house of cards.
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And we're basically trapped in all sorts of.
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I see a lot of
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anti-government things, but we do we need it.
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Here's how people should treat each other.
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You should be able to do whatever you want
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unless it prevents someone else from doing whatever they want.
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And so
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when conflicts arise, that's that's when you have to go
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see Judge Wapner, People's Court.
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That's that's how the government actually does help us.
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Let's go to Christmas.
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The Nativity.
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Ha ha ha.
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So Matthew and Luke have a nativity.
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Mark and John do not.
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These are the accounts of the birth of Jesus.
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There are conflicts between Matthew and Luke.
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The most notable one
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is after being born in Bethlehem.
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In a manger.
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Now I'm confused.
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What was there?
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An ox, a lamb, Wiseman, Shepherds, Kings and a drummer boy.
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And can a star lead you to a place on earth?
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I don't know about any of that.
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But the big difference to Matthew and Luke's
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narratives were
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after
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he was born in Bethlehem, which is in Judea,
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they went to Nazareth,
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which is in Galilee now.
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Now, this was after the purification of 33 days.
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Jewish law requires a purification rate
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for a woman who gave birth and the child.
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And so they stayed in Bethlehem for the 33 days.
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We'll call it 40.
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It is interesting.
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The numbers 33 also corresponds with the number of years
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Jesus allegedly supposedly lived.
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So this holiday was originally Saturnalia,
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so happy Saturnalia heathens
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and all to you.
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Oh, thank you.
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Now, in Matthew,
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after the purification rites, the whole family,
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Joseph, Mary and Jesus went to Egypt, where they stayed
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for an undetermined amount of time before they headed back to Nazareth.
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In the Luke version of the Nativity.
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They went after the purification rites.
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They went back to Nazareth immediately.
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So that's
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that is
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that those don't agree with one another.
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Oh, I've got.
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I've got lots more.
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But the bigger problem I have with
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the epistemology of what's going on around us
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about epistemology is how you know what you know.
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And if you think that you are
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putting chips tokens forward for an afterlife,
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then you're treating this life as a blip in eternity.
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So that doesn't matter very much
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that you can that you're going to cash out in eternity.
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But that makes what you're doing right now
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a dress rehearsal or a dream.
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This is it.
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This is real life.
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And simulation theory says this is a dream
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that also doesn't matter.
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It doesn't change your situation.
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So it doesn't matter if it's predetermined or or you have free will.
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It doesn't matter if this is based reality or a simulation.
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Your circumstances remain unchanged.
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And you will
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you will, however, leave this world a different place.
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You will not leave this world the way you found it.
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You can be a force for good or a force for evil
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or generally neutral.
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And that's that's what we're wondering about.
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The powers that be,
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I love to call them aliens because.
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Because it throws all sorts of red flags out there.
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But the big question
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is, are they benevolent, malevolent or ambivalent?
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And that's that's that's the three options.
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Helpful, harmful, or leave it alone.
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And it does seem like leave it alone for the time being.
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And I'm just saying,
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if you're going to leave a legacy behind, make it a good one.
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You guys happy?
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I'm not, because it looks like we have a black screen on Rumble.
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Everything else is gone. I got.
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I got replies on Twitch.
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I got confirmation on YouTube.
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Black screen on Rumble.
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Not here in audio.
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That's our main platform.
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Yeah, it is.
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And I have all the settings, right?
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So I recorded it locally.
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So I promise you, I captured that.
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That was awesome.
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I agree with all of that, except for you.
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And I may disagree with all of it, but other than that, we'll get to that.
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But what you said that was so well put.
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But the black screen is what I'm concerned about,
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because that really puts a hampering on the show.
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It's pretty racist.
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It was like, I wouldn't care.
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The screen is doing blackface.
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Yeah, it would sort itself out.
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This sort of top of my answers.
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Never once in my life.
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Cobham answers are people who acknowledge a need for imaginary friends.
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And instead of turning to religion, they actually make up an imaginary friend.
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And this kind of goes along with you guys.
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Well, not my theory that the mind is greater than the brain,
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but you guys seem to espouse that kind of a view or
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where your being
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is greater than your yourself
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and and that's exactly what these
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these topics are
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A topic
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is an imaginary friend that they actually
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try to focus on, draw
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out of their imagination the details of the face.
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And it could it could not it could be a human form
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or or any animal or just a fantasy creature.
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But if
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if you believe and it's kind of like a religious experience, like
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like when prophets hear God talking to them,
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these people
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believe that this is coming from outside of them.
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But a sane, rational people realize that it's coming from inside their own head.
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But it's not madness like the voices in my head, because those are mostly negative.
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Some of these are are positive messages.
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So these these Topaz actually help people
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with fractured psyches like real, real brain problems.
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And I don't really have a ton of sympathy
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for for mental illness and
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and that's that's a shortcoming I have
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but if these Topaz help
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and you can create an imaginary friend that actually helps
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it's not that different than me screwing on a smile
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and pretending until it's actually real because it does become real.
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And these topaz do become real for for people that are, you know,
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bummed out or need some direction because the,
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you know, the direction is coming from inside of them.
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The description of the topic is made up inside their head,
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their imaginary friend is them.
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So it might be further fracturing their psyche
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and they think that's it could be
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detrimental in that respect.
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But if you're going to have split personalities,
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might as well have one of them be the little angel on your shoulder.
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But once again, there's always
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there's always the ying with every yang.
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Hey, George, you put a new hand on me.
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Yes. Is it a That was my only shot so far to
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put a Christmas tree right here.
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I went on that show for you, putting
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all your Christmas decorations.
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You see the.
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Oh, there's.
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Yeah, there's percussion right next to it.
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It's bulb.
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Yeah. My. Well that's good to know.
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You're going to start rivaling his bald head.
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Who's got the boulder hood?
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Not to say the boulder, but just the more round and shinier.
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How do I get through all of this?
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And what was it?
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It was we were 17 minutes when we started where we are now.
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Oh, 15 minutes.
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I got through a whole page of show prep in 15 minutes.
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I don't know how you read that chicken scratch.
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You can't read this or made sense of it.
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It just seemed like a lot to think of, you know, better camera everywhere.
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Let's see that again.
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We don't do it again.
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Well, happy winter solstice, everybody.
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Cheers of that.
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I'll drink to that.
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I call that the first day of spring.
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Even when we were on, we bottomed out and every day gets a little longer.
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We're on our way to spring. Right?
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Well, I'm tempted to get bummed out when say,
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my job went to crap this week.
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I'll tell you guys about that in a minute.
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When when the podcast takes a couple of weeks.
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Go on. Money.
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It was my most prepared monologue or it's like I like to say it
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monologue, you know, And it was my best work ever.
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The fewest views since our second fladged. So
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I can't even understand
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why the numbers tanked for my most prepared monologue.
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You know,
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I have some suggestions, but since it's Christmas, I'll save it for next week.
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Okay?
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Yeah, we need material for next week.
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I try to just divulge everything I've got everything I'm thinking of.
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Just give it all away and holy crap, the guy's moving again.
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The critter ate all the stuffing out of this, the arm of this chair,
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or he didn't eat it.
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He took it and made it nest in the corner.
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But yeah, I've got a critter here with me.
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He's my new mascot because we made him the call screener
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and we have a number of
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he do a better job than I'm doing.
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I will say, okay.
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And the chats here, the live chats.
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Third off, let us know that Rumble is lagging badly.
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So they may have.
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Oh, so it's nothing I can do.
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So we'll just have to wait. I mean, it's.
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Yeah, I'm trying to load on it.
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It's all over the place. It's.
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It happens.
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They're doing the best they can,
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but apparently there's a bunch of people that don't want him to succeed.
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So there's a bunch of people that constantly give him deal dot attacks.
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So did DDoS attacks.
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That was going to break that down for the idiots in the room here.
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It's called a denial service attack.
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It's basically where a computer has a computer has a million or a billion
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or as many requests as it can from the drone computers or zombie
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computers all over the world to the point where it can't function
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anything.
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And they use real clever, geeky names and they it can be like bogged down
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when I when when I was not into it because I would never harm anyone
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or do anything to disrupt any systems.
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But when I was younger, they used to call it the iron cannon.
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So you would be like the people that would do it is what's our target.
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You get the computer target and then the iron
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cannon would just start firing and that computer would not be able to function.
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It gets overloaded with requests.
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It's pretty simple, really.
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Yeah, it's devastating.
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What's that?
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Getting you just to create it.
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You created an infinite infinity mirror.
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Yes, I did.
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That. It's rumble. It's black screen.
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Yeah, but there's nothing I can do.
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I checked everything.
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You came up for a little bit
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so we could either cancel the show or, you know, just games matter.
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Keep going.
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Hopefully it gets resolved by the time you had nine watchers at one point.
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We have five now.
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Well, there was 11 even at one time, but it was I don't know
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what screen and people are for. It's freezing.
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They went over to YouTube to watch it, where it's actually still going just fine.
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But we'll just keep it at a YouTube level for now.
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And for Caroline.
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No, because I'm stretching everything.
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I know we don't use like a service to re stream.
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I'm using my my system.
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So when we cancel, when we shut down, the other streams, Rumble may pick up.
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It might be totally my fault. Who knows?
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But we're on a budget of, you know, how much money we make coming in, so.
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Oh yeah.
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So, so yeah, that's what I was getting at.
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But even though our podcast hasn't been terribly successful,
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gradual improvements and I really think last week
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was our best conversation, just the three of us just chatting it up.
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I really I watched it three times myself.
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So I'm our biggest fan.
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I loved it.
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I, I enjoyed the conversation.
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I rewatched it the more times than I've ever watched
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any show ever any any of our shows or any show in the history of shows.
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How many?
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No, actually, I'm out on that. But
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I want to know the first couple weekends
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I had access to one Betamax
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tape of Popeye and I had Mr. Mom.
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And so I must have watched each of those movies like 30 times.
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So Popeye, with Robin Williams and Mr.
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Mom and then Plaid trans Machinations.
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Then then, Yeah, and then.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Let's see. Yep.
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Number three, I want to even know what's called Winter Solstice or Christmas.
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I want to get through some pleasantries.
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Did everyone have a good family day?
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Whatever we want to call it. Oh, yeah. Label it.
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Did you see the picture of me holding up my sister?
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I saw a picture of some kind of candy cane or some guy
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that sells something in the 1920s, but I'm not sure.
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Yeah, not sure. Those. Great.
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Those are my pants. Those are like college.
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Like I see those at my kid's colleges, at the football games.
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Those big stripes.
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What was up with the poster?
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Is that a purse in the front?
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No, it's a bib overalls.
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Bib overalls for we.
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Where are we going to be?
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Are we going to be extra nice to each other today?
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Because it's the holidays I need to know before we start.
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You better not. Never. Okay.
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I want to know why the fuck he's not wearing those overalls right now.
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I was. Yeah, I know. I thought you were prepared.
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I'm like, Well, he's going all out for the show.
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No, I am.
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And we have our we
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when the show started, I just put the most Acadian jersey over.
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It is Molson, New Jersey.
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I said Blackhawks and I was kind of confused.
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I don't put something over a most Canadian jersey, you know, if there were overalls
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we had overall they go overall, okay,
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that's stupid.
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No, you always put your jacket on after you go over all.
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Is that were the name?
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No, it's not a literal. It's just a name.
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That's what it comes from.
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There we go.
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Hey, Rumbles, that
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were good, but I don't know.
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I'm trying to look into other shit and see how it was rolling.
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A couple of things are streaming fine, like so it's a good segway for that.
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We had our first comment from Twitch.
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We're like young and hip now.
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I want you.
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They want to know if you had a hockey jersey on
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and I said that it was a Blackhawks jersey and I feel blasphemous.
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It was Blackhawks
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Blackhawks down Blackhawks, but it was Molson, which that makes more sense.
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But it's not Red Wings either way.
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This is weird, but hockey, it's a hockey jersey hockey Hall of Fame,
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Temple de la la Blair blah blah, blah, blah, blah blah.
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It's probably drinking.
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Molson is by the French area of Canada.
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I've got my usual, but I could drink a molson,
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if you think that would be more fitting.
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Serves rumbles, rain and snow.
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So we're good to go.
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Cheers you even more reason to be happy.
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Don't worry, be happy.
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All right. I'll fucking play it but only wants
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to wait.
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No, I can't. We're on fucking YouTube.
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Yeah.
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No, no.
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Yeah, but I was going to play it.
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I hate it, but I'm going to play it.
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We're not married to YouTube at this point anymore because rumbles Ronan to me.
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A I'm going to hold a cable on.
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It's not a happy singer.
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Yeah, tell you what.
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Run, run the disclaimer
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what we're done already for, right?
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We're going to zip through this. Great.
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Fuck you, fuck you to
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fuck you.
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Can you say that on YouTube?
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But you can't.
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I think the hard way
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YouTube look like Winnie the Pooh.
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YouTube as a whole.
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Oh, like I like
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all right,
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so maintaining a positive outlook
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would actually just help with your general overall health.
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That's my message today.
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That's a great message.
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I want to say Merry Christmas to YouTube and I really wish
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you would change your entire business philosophy.
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I understand you have to bend to the advertisers,
00:24:15
but you're losing content creators left and right.
00:24:17
Have a good day. YouTube.
00:24:19
I do fuck off YouTube
00:24:25
now I'm at
00:24:28
No you don't it okay.
00:24:31
No, I don't.
00:24:34
Okay.
00:24:34
We are exclusive to rumble.
00:24:37
Thank you. Rumble.
00:24:39
When we get to a thousand, we can be a rumble partner
00:24:41
and get all kinds of other benefits.
00:24:42
And maybe make more than a couple of pennies.
00:24:45
A thousand? What?
00:24:46
I don't understand how you can get like 8000 ad views and just still only earn
00:24:50
a couple of pennies that a content creator even for you or even for rumble.
00:24:53
But at least until you worry about saying every other word,
00:24:56
you can just speak freely.
00:24:57
Sometimes you might offend people, but at least we're all smart
00:24:59
enough and grown up enough that we can understand context.
00:25:04
Even if
00:25:05
only the 200 people that see us on rumble every week
00:25:10
and only a fraction of those people try to change their outlook a tiny bit to
00:25:15
to maintain a positive outlook and
00:25:18
and and fake smile until it's real.
00:25:22
I'm still improve the world so I'm so I'm happy
00:25:26
but don't get me wrong
00:25:29
I know I'm being
00:25:32
selfish why by
00:25:35
any altruism
00:25:37
is because of the way it makes me feel
00:25:40
any time I want to help the world, it's because it's the world I live in.
00:25:45
And if I if I benefit
00:25:48
the people around me, it's because then the people around me
00:25:53
I gain benefit from their improvements too.
00:25:56
So all of it is
00:26:00
my own selfishness.
00:26:02
Well, I want to say most of the time you.
00:26:04
You irritate me with that. Yeah.
00:26:07
See your outlook. My what?
00:26:08
My original question was, what was your goal
00:26:10
as far as an atheistic crusader?
00:26:12
But I want to know you.
00:26:14
You make me think a lot throughout the year
00:26:15
and at the end of the year here in the holidays.
00:26:17
I just want to get in the good spirit and say thank you.
00:26:20
I'm one of the people that you reach in one small way.
00:26:24
No, I'm actually disappointed with my failure
00:26:27
to shift your epistemology and have you actually,
00:26:32
if routinized, could if you were a true skeptic,
00:26:36
your epistemology would
00:26:39
would make you critically analyze
00:26:42
your these these faith
00:26:45
that you hold and things that aren't.
00:26:48
So I can I can address that.
00:26:50
If so, I restrain my I restrain myself on a minute by minute basis every day
00:26:55
because I don't want people to think I'm at a psychotic level of fill in the blank,
00:27:00
including with you.
00:27:01
So I would never I'm so restrained right now because of the world.
00:27:05
And I don't know if it won't accept me or I don't accept it.
00:27:08
I don't know why it's happening, but I'm like that.
00:27:10
I'm so I do that with there's I'm not you're not going to convince me
00:27:15
to not to not believe there's something or what
00:27:18
if I have to label myself, like I'll say agnostic
00:27:21
if that's what you're talking about with your with the atheistic crusade.
00:27:23
And to convince me to change my outlook or my view, I change it.
00:27:27
I change it every day.
00:27:28
You do influence it, but I'm never going to tilt.
00:27:31
And I mean, may I mean, at this point I can't see myself
00:27:35
ever tilting that far to not accept that there's nothing
00:27:39
right.
00:27:40
Okay.
00:27:40
So but there's there's much more in between that we have to get to.
00:27:44
So no reason to stop me.
00:27:47
Right, right, right.
00:27:47
What do you
00:27:49
what do you break it up there? Draw
00:27:53
marijuana.
00:27:54
Your Christmas present breaking up, too.
00:27:56
So, I don't know. I've had this for a while.
00:27:59
Oh, okay.
00:28:01
Marijuana. This.
00:28:02
I got the bag in my freezer. I don't know what strain it is.
00:28:04
I can't zoom in.
00:28:06
This camera sucked. Yeah,
00:28:08
I can.
00:28:09
I know I have some issues with.
00:28:11
I guess a lot of things Gary says, because they kind of seem contradictory
00:28:14
to a lot of his other.
00:28:15
So I have tons of issues, too.
00:28:16
I just was I was just a
00:28:19
you know, some of the things you say makes me think Merry Christmas.
00:28:23
That's why I started with it's going to sound weird.
00:28:25
I'm talking out of both sides of my mouth because I want to be your man.
00:28:30
The counterargument
00:28:31
I want to present both sides fairly.
00:28:35
How how do you leave the world a better place?
00:28:38
Can't get it out of me.
00:28:39
And when you if you make if you make one person smile one time,
00:28:43
that makes it a better place.
00:28:44
What about all the garbage
00:28:45
that you destroy the planet with and the carbon emissions?
00:28:48
I think that is going to matter way more than that.
00:28:50
One person smile and at the end of the earth cycle
00:28:53
it doesn't outweigh you're right offset doesn't by
00:28:57
you asking how how how I could improve the world murdering
00:29:01
so simple.
00:29:02
Killing yourself at a young age would be a way to improve the earth, Correct.
00:29:07
There there is a movement that started with the early Greeks
00:29:11
called antenatal ism, and that means to eliminate human suffering.
00:29:14
You eliminate having babies. Yeah.
00:29:18
And that that is logically that that is efficient.
00:29:22
It reaches it reaches its goal.
00:29:24
The problem is, is it removes it removes
00:29:29
it removes all humans even drinking.
00:29:31
So yeah, no, I'm doing monologue news
00:29:35
here, but I have 43%.
00:29:38
Oh damn.
00:29:38
1943 43% number.
00:29:42
I've never heard of anything over 30.
00:29:44
You can find some shit like that in camera pretty regularly.
00:29:46
But what they do is they,
00:29:50
they and they encode it and infuse it with distillate.
00:29:53
Oh Eve.
00:29:54
Oh yeah.
00:29:55
So it's just a little thing.
00:29:57
I didn't know it was peach flavored.
00:29:59
I'm going to get the regular flavor next time, but
00:30:02
that was my Christmas gift for you. Or
00:30:05
I'm sorry, I can only hear ringing in my ears.
00:30:06
What did you say? Little to gay for you or what?
00:30:09
I don't like flavor. I want it to taste like weed.
00:30:11
If I want to taste like peach, I'll buy some candy,
00:30:13
but fucking actually tastes like peach.
00:30:15
It's like you're eating a fucking peach.
00:30:16
It's so tastes like weed taste.
00:30:19
Yeah, we'll share it.
00:30:20
But you got to get ringing in your you go somewhere.
00:30:24
You my whole face is tingling. This shit is amazing.
00:30:26
Oh, okay.
00:30:27
Oh, nice.
00:30:28
I've felt like this since I was, like, 17.
00:30:30
Yeah, that's what I'll do.
00:30:32
I love candy.
00:30:33
I don't like peach rings.
00:30:36
You guys have those peach rings?
00:30:37
Candies, the gummy sugar coated?
00:30:40
Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're just not.
00:30:42
They're not good.
00:30:43
The same thing as every other going.
00:30:45
They're peach only. You know what?
00:30:47
The only thing that tastes good, that tastes like a peaches,
00:30:50
peaches, peaches.
00:30:52
And I like fruity candy, but not peach flavored.
00:30:54
Not grape either.
00:30:57
If it wasn't for strawberry yogurt, I would buy peach.
00:31:01
I want to move into the country and eat a lot of peaches.
00:31:05
Oh, great.
00:31:05
Beautiful song. No, no, but I did have some.
00:31:08
I did have some lyrics.
00:31:09
Because you said some lyrics earlier.
00:31:12
Yeah,
00:31:13
well, it was an incredibly corny song.
00:31:16
The stroke. Yeah.
00:31:17
This one is to stroke on my liquor, my suck on my cock.
00:31:20
It's the first time for you.
00:31:22
So here's what you do.
00:31:23
Unzip me and strip me and show you care.
00:31:26
Don't go ripping out my pubic hair Braided xmas jam.
00:31:31
They're beautiful songs.
00:31:33
It's really great.
00:31:34
It is rated Xmas collection
00:31:37
walking around in women's underwear.
00:31:40
Yeah, they're done
00:31:42
very, very well.
00:31:45
They try to mimic the original song.
00:31:47
Yeah.
00:31:48
Do you have the songs or just the lyrics?
00:31:50
Well, I didn't go that far
00:31:53
with others to producers here, but apparently they send them over.
00:31:56
I don't. I just have to google those lyrics.
00:31:58
Then I have pharrell, I have stupid pharrell lined up.
00:32:01
I don't.
00:32:01
I know, right?
00:32:02
I'd much rather read it xmas than happy by pharrell.
00:32:04
Fuck is wrong with you. I mean,
00:32:06
it's a good song.
00:32:08
It's except it's for children.
00:32:09
So for the last seven or eight weeks, the most consistent children.
00:32:14
The moment that I asked you guys
00:32:15
to send link that you wanted on the show through the specific channel,
00:32:18
I realized that only one of those videos actually made it to the show
00:32:22
and I thought you might be starting to take it personally,
00:32:24
but it was just an oversight on my part.
00:32:26
So this time, anything you sent me, I have cued up.
00:32:28
That's why we're watching Pharrell right now.
00:32:30
I do not choose to do this, and I stuck it kind of in the middle.
00:32:36
Nice.
00:32:37
No offense to you. Don't waste your time.
00:32:40
Here's why.
00:32:41
Because I'm happy. I'm alone.
00:32:44
If you feel.
00:32:46
Oh, and
00:32:49
clap along now if you feel like happiness and
00:32:54
I'm some
00:32:57
happiness.
00:32:59
You got my moment.
00:33:02
If you feel like you guys don't feel like this.
00:33:07
I do feel like this day as you play along,
00:33:09
it was meant to put me down, to love us, to
00:33:14
have so much to
00:33:16
bring.
00:33:17
I want to have my dad
00:33:19
get one big happy
00:33:21
dream
00:33:23
if you feel like that's what you want.
00:33:26
Because I'm happy.
00:33:29
You feel like
00:33:35
if you feel like happiness is true.
00:33:39
Oh, just a happy, happy, happy guy.
00:33:41
Oh, just look at that.
00:33:42
I have a happier dog or
00:33:45
my have big happy guy.
00:33:48
Oh, just a happy, happy, happy big guy.
00:33:50
Oh, yes, I look at that.
00:33:51
I a big.
00:33:52
Oh, the capital budget.
00:33:54
My half big happy guy.
00:33:57
Oh just a happy, happy, happy big guy.
00:33:59
Oh, just look at that.
00:34:00
A happy big. Oh with a bit dog it my
00:34:05
that makes me happy baby.
00:34:07
Do you realize what that that shorts from
00:34:12
the Happy Day videos
00:34:13
you sent me like three four years ago.
00:34:16
Well what, You said that to me.
00:34:18
What an asshole.
00:34:21
You sent that to me.
00:34:23
That's.
00:34:23
That was actually looking through our old texts.
00:34:26
This.
00:34:27
This podcast was actually invented
00:34:30
last year, of course,
00:34:32
but way earlier than it actually started.
00:34:35
We started passing our ideas around a couple of months before we actually
00:34:40
recording, and we started recording like right away
00:34:43
when I just said, I'll come over for a brainstorming session.
00:34:47
We just hit the ground running
00:34:50
to bed it and here we are.
00:34:52
Tape recorder.
00:34:54
That first pledge cast the number 31.
00:34:57
Are you sure?
00:34:59
One a week for 31 weeks.
00:35:02
One week for the truth.
00:35:04
What does that mean when we really don't make any sense?
00:35:07
That's like one week for everyone weeks.
00:35:09
So we're pretty one week, one week
00:35:13
or 31 weeks if you works is there must be a bit of delay.
00:35:16
So we're having to agree.
00:35:18
I'm sorry, what went are three marks in 210, 31 weeks.
00:35:22
Anybody know what that means?
00:35:24
That's 31 weeks
00:35:26
that have had begun to happen.
00:35:30
What is by like biweekly every other week or is.
00:35:34
Oh, it's it's it's goes either way but polyamorous a way
00:35:38
I'm sure we've mentioned that right there
00:35:43
trans weekly, ABC weekly.
00:35:47
No draw.
00:35:48
Can we put can we put him on mute.
00:35:52
Oh yeah. Easily.
00:35:53
Okay, done.
00:35:56
What does merriment mean.
00:35:59
Doing
00:36:01
what Draw it.
00:36:03
So that's not fair at all. It's queer.
00:36:08
How do you get is the synonym.
00:36:10
Oh, you do. You do.
00:36:11
You saw what I pulled up right now I'm like, Why not?
00:36:14
As soon as I.
00:36:15
I forgot. You can see what I'm pulling up.
00:36:17
I can see the balloon.
00:36:19
I have the the what is live screen because 80 and fun.
00:36:23
I try to block myself from being distracting
00:36:27
Gaiety.
00:36:27
Is that a word?
00:36:29
Gaiety, Katy An honor, gaiety or fun your gaiety
00:36:33
without giving away my location, Gaya Farms isn't far from here.
00:36:40
Gary, I want to open up
00:36:41
a rival farm called Gayest Farm right next door.
00:36:45
Maria And inside.
00:36:47
Oh, sweet merriment. Merriment.
00:36:50
The cute merriment down, gaiety and fun.
00:36:52
Gary's eyes sparkle with merriment.
00:36:55
Sparkle, You see Sparkle I said.
00:36:57
Good. Well, it says gaiety right there.
00:37:00
I've never seen spelled that way, but that's what got goddamn queer.
00:37:03
Look up with gaiety. What is gaiety mean?
00:37:05
There's nothing wrong with being gaiety in fun.
00:37:07
Oh, no one
00:37:09
thought one of
00:37:12
you guys remember the Flintstones theme song.
00:37:14
We'll have a gay old time there. We will.
00:37:17
I don't.
00:37:18
When I think when I hear merriment, I think of the merry men from that
00:37:23
Peter Pan.
00:37:23
What's the from Robin Hood
00:37:27
to marry those men were
00:37:30
those men stayed in the woods and they were full of merriment.
00:37:33
The merriment?
00:37:34
The merriment.
00:37:34
Yeah, but they that.
00:37:35
Mary, what a spoof will be. Robin Hood men
00:37:39
in tights merriment specifically to me, just is like evergreen.
00:37:43
This merriment ever come up on Christmas related It seems like
00:37:46
it doesn't, huh.
00:37:50
Um. Have you ever heard of anybody staving off anything other than elimination?
00:37:55
In fact, really hurt anybody, staving off much at all infection.
00:37:59
I just. It's weird.
00:38:00
I just heard it this week at the convention.
00:38:02
Okay. Okay. I was wondering.
00:38:04
And there's my answer. Never heard of that.
00:38:07
I've heard it twice. Okay.
00:38:08
I stave off my cock sometimes hears.
00:38:11
No, you don't know.
00:38:14
Wrong. Use improper usage.
00:38:16
Yes, you could, but you would be very disappointed within me of Brady.
00:38:22
Uh, yeah, sort of.
00:38:24
Yeah.
00:38:26
Yeah.
00:38:27
All, uh.
00:38:30
Yeah.
00:38:30
Oh, Beavis and Butthead. Really?
00:38:33
Okay,
00:38:37
This is fun, guys.
00:38:39
We got lots of music tonight.
00:38:40
To the wind.
00:38:42
Music. Whoa, To the sweat.
00:38:45
Shuts down my life until all these bitches crawl.
00:38:52
It's God damn get crunk in the club.
00:38:56
She's working as, like, deceiving females
00:39:00
for not taking their clothes off.
00:39:03
And that's the guy being naked.
00:39:05
It ain't you who don't disrespect this.
00:39:08
Three, six, nine and Atlanta five.
00:39:12
Oh, yeah.
00:39:13
See me one more time about this radioactive mess right over here.
00:39:18
Who is above the Georgia grindstone?
00:39:22
The window to the wall.
00:39:24
Well, you used to be.
00:39:25
That shuts down hydrant.
00:39:28
Forget by.
00:39:29
By golly, since that motherfucker
00:39:33
got down.
00:39:38
Well, that was fun.
00:39:39
That was from there.
00:39:40
I ruined it. He apparently does a lot of money
00:39:44
there.
00:39:44
I ruined it.
00:39:46
That's great. There. I ruined it.
00:39:48
I like that.
00:39:49
You're still being so loyal.
00:39:54
What story, huh?
00:40:08
That was a chance.
00:40:09
The one I couldn't.
00:40:11
It was so loud.
00:40:13
Okay, You hear that?
00:40:16
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
00:40:27
You're gonna leave my game bad looking
00:40:30
here.
00:40:30
That lucky stuff with the dudes.
00:40:41
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
00:40:49
That's fun.
00:40:51
It was kind of fun.
00:40:53
It was fun.
00:40:54
I dropped a link in the chat.
00:40:56
I don't know if you saw that, right? Yeah, I'm on it.
00:40:58
All right, Tech talk amongst yourself.
00:41:01
You're on my car.
00:41:02
I. I am so full, man.
00:41:05
I can't have any more.
00:41:07
But the song was about that.
00:41:08
I'm saying that's the song is about, like, candy.
00:41:10
More food.
00:41:11
I'm sure I'm not about to suck my first cock.
00:41:13
Sorry.
00:41:15
Sorry. Oh. Oh, God.
00:41:17
I'm too full
00:41:20
and counting.
00:41:23
Not. No, no,
00:41:27
that's funny. You know what I did?
00:41:28
I copy that.
00:41:30
Damn, dude, this is.
00:41:31
I pasted it into the same place.
00:41:35
Is what?
00:41:40
You just returned it?
00:41:41
Returned it.
00:41:42
First producer ever
00:41:45
posted a link to
00:41:50
all the
00:41:54
that was pornography.
00:41:57
Welcome.
00:41:57
I like my sucka.
00:41:59
My cut.
00:42:02
I got to go.
00:42:03
Here's what you do.
00:42:04
Owns me and snoop me and show me
00:42:07
I'm here to support
00:42:11
you, Big
00:42:12
reach for my grab for my pull my cock.
00:42:16
You can do it with ease.
00:42:18
Just get on your knees.
00:42:20
So Mickey and slurping magic will get food soon.
00:42:25
You became a sperm.
00:42:28
Do it right now and don't by now
00:42:31
drag your tongue across my meat.
00:42:35
If you give me a hand, There's no need to spread by now.
00:42:40
You should know blowjob can't be beat faster
00:42:44
now deeper now into your throat.
00:42:48
The secret is not to choke
00:42:51
you take my shaft by They snuff the whole thing in your face.
00:42:56
That's how you suck on my cock
00:43:08
here.
00:43:14
They brought, like, four musicians in to do that.
00:43:16
You had a swell as a moaning.
00:43:20
You heed the warning when I scream.
00:43:24
Oh, Lord, you throaty.
00:43:26
Sorry.
00:43:26
You'll have to open more to gasp
00:43:29
your last breath before we shoot my cream.
00:43:33
Slurp it up. Lick it up.
00:43:35
Don't ever stop.
00:43:36
Swallow Every last cry.
00:43:41
Is that Johnny Knoxville, my meat.
00:43:42
I'll never have to hit it.
00:43:44
No, it is not
00:43:47
looking like this.
00:43:49
It's like pretty old.
00:43:50
My car but never regretted xmas
00:43:54
but actual musicians and shit
00:43:56
that kind of mimics the original songs.
00:44:00
That's the other one is my.
00:44:01
I love to choke my chicken with my hand, which will potentially play later. But
00:44:06
we got a great album with the song or the game.
00:44:10
Both.
00:44:10
You said we're going to potentially choke your chicken later.
00:44:13
Yeah, we yes, we want to be clear.
00:44:14
If you play the video of the song or Choke your Chicken actual play,
00:44:18
because we're going to get a seven hour, you know,
00:44:22
am I coming to you or you coming to me or
00:44:26
this just in.
00:44:30
You got it?
00:44:31
Yeah, sure,
00:44:34
sure.
00:44:34
Maybe showing us himself, choking his chicken
00:44:38
in about an hour and 25 minutes
00:44:42
faster
00:44:43
after work on that side.
00:44:45
I'm not good at the breaking news.
00:44:46
It's never coming to me. Just so you guys know.
00:44:48
So one of you should be prepared to say something.
00:44:50
I know.
00:44:51
I knew it was coming to me, and I still froze.
00:44:54
If I push the news and say it, then I just want to do that all the time.
00:45:02
Imagine if you had that in real life.
00:45:03
If you could.
00:45:04
If you were in regular public and you could have like,
00:45:07
yeah, it'd be pretty cool.
00:45:09
I want my theme music to play every time I walk into a building,
00:45:13
get a Bluetooth speaker and just do it.
00:45:15
People just got one for Christmas.
00:45:18
There you go.
00:45:18
Now you can play it.
00:45:21
Cool story. I went to Menards.
00:45:23
I did all my shopping at Tractor Supply Company in Menards about 8020 split.
00:45:28
80% of my Christmas presents were purchased at Tractor Supply Company.
00:45:32
And this is not a plug for tractors supply company but it is kind of
00:45:37
and Menards was the other 20%.
00:45:40
I was at Menards clearance rack and it was the Black and Decker 20 volt
00:45:46
the rechargeable Bluetooth speaker for 2999
00:45:50
said that sounds like a pretty good deals big beefy hardy one.
00:45:54
And so I brought it up front.
00:45:56
She rang it up and it came up 12 bucks.
00:46:00
So a $60 Bluetooth speaker
00:46:02
half off and another 60% off that
00:46:06
pretty cool.
00:46:09
Marginally cool.
00:46:11
Very cool.
00:46:12
Marginally.
00:46:14
I saved it in case I was short a dude
00:46:18
gift because Black and Decker Bluetooth doesn't really.
00:46:21
Yeah you go grandma what you do that use guess
00:46:25
I've got
00:46:27
I've got nephews I've two three brothers
00:46:30
I've got boyfriend
00:46:34
lover, couple of lover
00:46:36
of father.
00:46:38
Sorry, buddy.
00:46:39
Yeah. Yeah.
00:46:39
Father that, you know, wife is going to leave him when they find out
00:46:42
that you've been cheating on her husband with,
00:46:48
with your deranged.
00:46:52
Hey, we all read
00:46:54
even my undershirts, read the orange, the orange and just look through.
00:46:58
Oh, okay.
00:47:00
Are are you sure or just good for your complexion?
00:47:02
Hey, well, I want to tease something forward.
00:47:07
I'm going to be crashing them into something for her.
00:47:12
Can I use it?
00:47:13
Can you.
00:47:14
Can you tease it forward?
00:47:15
If you can tease me direction, I'm
00:47:18
going to be crashing the Brady and draw show.
00:47:22
I'm joining the after show today.
00:47:25
That's cute.
00:47:26
Should I as above so below already.
00:47:29
I think you have to like ask to be a guy.
00:47:31
This needs to be discussed Brady and I maybe need have a meeting.
00:47:34
Oh I'm crashing the show.
00:47:36
I think you should do that usually crash your own show later.
00:47:40
But I can't crash my own show. I'm the host.
00:47:43
I crash it every time when you go crash and burn.
00:47:47
Oh, we have so fine.
00:47:50
And all of a sudden as above, so below.
00:47:51
It's like we were making silly Christmas.
00:47:54
Now look you montage
00:47:58
explained
00:48:00
monologue you is how I mispronounce monologue
00:48:03
when a montage continues
00:48:06
okay you're up to speed now.
00:48:09
I could do a crayon drawing for you
00:48:12
if you think it'll help
00:48:15
in crayon colors.
00:48:19
See at a boy
00:48:20
there Now, George in an orange shirt.
00:48:23
Well, you fixed him in the shadow like I'm dying.
00:48:26
Look like Joe Biden.
00:48:30
I really look like I got jaundice
00:48:32
or some shit Twitter area.
00:48:36
I look at healthy. I'm.
00:48:37
I'm looking a healthy shade of green,
00:48:41
really, with my with my new Christmas hat on.
00:48:45
Oh, here I was like, look, man, what are you talking about?
00:48:48
And you look, I'm looking at me in your screen
00:48:51
actually look a little less red to be able to.
00:48:55
Oh, that's what I get more of a tan and we could get some
00:48:58
like a tan last time, but might I get outside a lot?
00:49:01
Yeah, I live. I live on a farm.
00:49:05
Can you get a tan in the winter?
00:49:07
Yes, absolutely.
00:49:09
More so the snow reflects back at you.
00:49:11
I mean, you're getting sun from all angles.
00:49:13
Yeah, but the angle of the sun.
00:49:16
Not. Not as I spend a lot of time outside.
00:49:20
Oh, here's another piece of advice for saying happy.
00:49:24
It just worked for me and it knocked me out of my comfort zone.
00:49:27
But it really worked.
00:49:29
Except every invitation anybody gives, you know,
00:49:34
I will.
00:49:37
You know, I mentioned this a couple of weeks ago.
00:49:42
I ended up playing really well.
00:49:43
I ended up doing a top golf
00:49:47
and and I'm playing that fireball.
00:49:50
Yeah, just talking.
00:49:52
I really had I don't have that. I got one of the other.
00:49:54
I would rather have beer but you got Fireball Gary.
00:49:58
I do.
00:49:59
Well, there you go.
00:50:00
That's I got You haven't been out before. There you go.
00:50:03
Are you able to be able to get it within an hour.
00:50:06
Yeah. Yeah. We'll do that then
00:50:09
you have fireball.
00:50:11
I do.
00:50:12
Okay. Okay.
00:50:14
Well, not yet.
00:50:16
You don't have to go now.
00:50:16
You do it on the way back from the graveyard or something.
00:50:20
Okay?
00:50:22
Okay.
00:50:23
Do you want to knock out the graveyard right now?
00:50:25
Knock out the graveyard?
00:50:26
Sounds like a horrible wording.
00:50:28
Phrasing, order.
00:50:29
We should all to fix it again.
00:50:32
So try not to knock out the graveyard
00:50:48
would be awesome is if you were like there.
00:50:51
But we lost him.
00:50:53
I know he's right.
00:50:55
I see the ground. I see the ground.
00:50:58
You guys,
00:51:00
where's the.
00:51:01
Oh, there's the milk crate.
00:51:03
The other side.
00:51:04
Milk crate.
00:51:05
And wait for that to break one to before.
00:51:08
Oh, already.
00:51:10
I know what it is it's going to break on to.
00:51:13
Here's where I fall as you see it, right in the center of it too, because
00:51:16
it's like you know, the bus
00:51:18
is going to crack and you're going to go flying.
00:51:20
Well, let's look for someone who died on Christmas.
00:51:23
I don't know if that's gonna be possible.
00:51:26
How close?
00:51:27
Okay. How close do you think we can get?
00:51:30
I'm going to go three weeks.
00:51:32
Oh, wait.
00:51:34
Some of them just have years.
00:51:35
Oh. Oh, that's okay, you lazy motherfucker.
00:51:39
Are there any close to zero?
00:51:41
You're
00:51:44
going for?
00:51:45
Go for the larger graves we've already.
00:51:47
You've.
00:51:47
It's funny, too, because I was more minimal.
00:51:50
It was more fun to watch.
00:51:52
It was like 200 graves here.
00:51:55
Yeah, and we've seen them all.
00:51:56
They're not going to have an April. No.
00:52:00
That month.
00:52:00
Yes, it's March 19th closes without going over.
00:52:03
Are we doing.
00:52:05
Yeah. Like the price is right.
00:52:07
I don't know.
00:52:08
It's I don't know if it's going to be hard to find a December.
00:52:10
I'd say.
00:52:12
Yeah.
00:52:13
Oh like this one just and closes without going over.
00:52:15
There's only six that are over for the year,
00:52:20
all the rest are under and what do you mean, over under?
00:52:23
Because you know how many first.
00:52:25
So the 26th, which would be my birthday.
00:52:28
How about just even numbers?
00:52:31
Katherine Mother.
00:52:32
Oh, that's weird. Yeah.
00:52:34
Mother For two because that's a lifelong my
00:52:39
mother
00:52:40
Great achievement
00:52:43
then when you can't even read
00:52:46
or no one's going to like the fun.
00:52:48
And each, each graveyard, you come out here
00:52:50
and with a little scrubber option, you got to clean each gravestone.
00:52:53
Okay, then we need to.
00:52:55
We need viewers to go out there.
00:52:58
If there's any viewers,
00:52:58
they can go out and send us clips of graveyards that they're around,
00:53:01
We can compare.
00:53:02
Ooh, there you go. That's the winner right there. You want to?
00:53:06
The fuck is that?
00:53:06
Like the Roma?
00:53:10
It's September 20 to August 20th.
00:53:13
It's like even twenties.
00:53:17
Yeah, it's the second year.
00:53:18
90 something. 93.
00:53:19
Gary, do you like 1883.
00:53:22
Do you are you satisfied with Numeric Cemetery like that.
00:53:26
The I am that I just, just the little
00:53:33
I love that.
00:53:36
Here's Roy
00:53:39
that's all this is very happy guy.
00:53:41
Oh just a happy how to have
00:53:46
a dog
00:53:48
Happy big happy guy.
00:53:50
Oh just, uh.
00:53:54
This will make you happy. The.
00:53:57
Well, that's.
00:53:58
I stopped it.
00:53:59
That was so I can read.
00:54:01
I can read the room.
00:54:03
What is that?
00:54:04
What is.
00:54:04
What is the second one? Dead on.
00:54:07
What is this? Your daughter.
00:54:10
Oh, right. I'm sorry.
00:54:12
I'm sorry for the anybody who loses an infant.
00:54:16
I know we talked about 19.
00:54:18
If it doesn't make sense
00:54:19
to put a gravestone for something that there's someone that was not
00:54:23
actually born we talked about that was.
00:54:26
Yeah, right.
00:54:26
Can you just find a garbage can for that?
00:54:28
Yeah, but I mean it's if you have the, the where,
00:54:31
if you have the will,
00:54:32
the notion in the means to do it, I mean I, I guess I don't knock it, it,
00:54:35
you know, whatever they need to do for closure spiritually or something.
00:54:39
Right.
00:54:40
Yeah. I don't know.
00:54:41
I mean the older I get the more I don't want to think about
00:54:45
if you're both you, you can probably just find a garbage can.
00:54:48
Right.
00:54:50
If you're not important, you probably want to bury it too.
00:54:52
But that I would take that argument all the way to 100 year old when they passed,
00:55:00
you know, like what's the what's the ceremony?
00:55:02
I mean, if the garbage can.
00:55:04
Yeah.
00:55:04
If people don't want any ceremony or whatever, just dispose of
00:55:07
or planted or whatever, you know,
00:55:10
but in the backyard happy happy have big guy.
00:55:13
Oh yes.
00:55:13
I look at that I have big Oh to have big dog
00:55:17
but some side effects may mean cute guy.
00:55:20
Oh just a happy happy happy big guy.
00:55:22
Oh gosh look at that.
00:55:23
A half big.
00:55:24
Oh that bit dog.
00:55:27
I was trying to make it a December 9th.
00:55:30
Oh, shit.
00:55:30
December 9th. It's good. That's close.
00:55:33
Is that ever.
00:55:34
And that's again through here. Year
00:55:38
in the fourth month.
00:55:40
So that already it's what I was thinking.
00:55:42
Oh, well, good job.
00:55:46
All right.
00:55:47
All they do is grab and fireball. Okay,
00:56:02
I'm getting better flipping this around to
00:56:06
that keeps going through my there.
00:56:09
I got a winner.
00:56:10
I have what I have. I have something.
00:56:14
Well, good.
00:56:22
Start slow.
00:56:23
I want to start with the good. Good one.
00:56:25
Must start with this one.
00:56:35
Oh, I've had
00:56:50
the best time.
00:56:57
I don't know how
00:57:03
I'm gonna
00:57:07
walk down.
00:57:10
They don't.
00:57:12
You know, I never read.
00:57:17
Oh, goodness.
00:57:19
Oh, my. Oh.
00:57:31
And then the hockey player
00:57:34
and see some
00:57:38
the late start for there one for.
00:58:07
That's nice
00:58:10
because I've already gone every left
00:58:15
to the broken
00:58:21
but it's happening.
00:58:23
Oh. Has to be mentioned to see
00:58:26
how we can ever take this to know
00:58:29
to draw from the fact that we know that
00:58:36
a great way to show wow.
00:58:41
Before newspapers recording the people
00:58:44
listen to me last night.
00:58:52
Oh, it's still going with me.
00:58:56
Oh, oh,
00:58:58
let's go.
00:59:05
Silent night
00:59:07
all day.
00:59:08
But I got to keep on
00:59:12
going to the .000
00:59:19
no over five in the house.
00:59:24
But I got a lot of people
00:59:34
three
00:59:37
Okeydokey,
00:59:38
I got everything except the terrible
00:59:42
because he's still going to get the fireball,
00:59:44
so we may be gone for a while. Yeah.
00:59:46
Oh, well, I don't know.
00:59:47
Where did you go to the store.
00:59:51
Good luck.
00:59:51
There's nothing open right now.
00:59:58
It's like rum was all frozen again.
01:00:00
Yeah, that seems to be in and out.
01:00:03
Whatever I got to look in the recording, once it's done, I can just re-upload
01:00:06
it again is whatever.
01:00:07
We'll lose all the viewers, but whatever. I'll do it.
01:00:09
I'll leave that up and then do
01:00:13
another one.
01:00:19
Leave it up and do another one.
01:00:21
Leave it up.
01:00:21
Leave that one up and upload a full version of the local
01:00:24
with it out without all the lagging and breaking.
01:00:28
My point was there's still a reason to continue.
01:00:32
I'm just not watching it.
01:00:33
What do you think exactly we're looking at here?
01:00:36
Like a license plate
01:00:38
and like a piece of wood or
01:00:45
where?
01:00:45
Where? When did it start? When he walked away.
01:00:48
I don't remember what he ate.
01:00:49
Don't know where we are.
01:00:52
If this is in the barn or there's usually a log there.
01:00:55
Oh, it's a fucking crack over here.
01:00:58
It's crackle or pop.
01:00:59
Oh, fuck off.
01:01:01
Oh, there.
01:01:03
Oh, I had it facing the wrong way.
01:01:05
Have you been talking the whole time
01:01:07
of this?
01:01:08
This box, this snap, crackle, pot box
01:01:12
is the box that contains drawers, shirt and hat.
01:01:17
And I've been using it to hold my phone every week since.
01:01:21
What are you going to do when I finally get my shit?
01:01:23
I have to keep the box.
01:01:25
You're going to bring it tomorrow, right?
01:01:26
We're doing this right.
01:01:28
That's what I was getting at with my.
01:01:30
Except all invitations.
01:01:32
I am going to throw a birthday round on Boxing Day 2023.
01:01:37
Oh yeah. Which is
01:01:40
there's only going to be two songs called Boxing Day.
01:01:42
That's a good song.
01:01:44
And I was going
01:01:47
put put in the link
01:01:49
for the night, but I'd rather put something else in here
01:01:53
because even though it's not snowing in our costumes,
01:01:58
you know, you're one Christmas song.
01:02:01
We do. We do.
01:02:02
It's not that good.
01:02:04
But I do have one of my favorite kind of winter related videos.
01:02:08
But I think Brady may have one to go get his fireball.
01:02:11
Oh, yeah, I did that.
01:02:15
And while I was inside, I pooped.
01:02:18
I to poop because
01:02:21
yeah, I'm on Alive podcast.
01:02:24
Yeah I like you couldn't have gotten it all out comfortably, right?
01:02:29
Oh, I didn't even want some.
01:02:30
Right up begins the back door.
01:02:33
Oh yeah. Yeah.
01:02:34
That's what I need to show what I needed for immediate comfort.
01:02:38
Well, remember the porterhouse steak?
01:02:40
I sent you a picture with the sauteed onions?
01:02:42
I didn't bother slaughtering onions, but it was a of the two pack.
01:02:46
And so today I had the second one
01:02:49
and it put me off my poop schedule
01:02:52
because Christmas, Christmas lunch was a feast.
01:02:57
And it was like at 230 in the afternoon, it was kind of weird.
01:03:01
So my time, my whole
01:03:05
I'm pretty
01:03:06
regular then that's what I was getting out with your sleep schedule,
01:03:10
if you just stick with the regimen, you're going to be healthier and happier
01:03:15
and hap hap happy guy
01:03:18
is just the happy, happy, happy guy.
01:03:26
I right here.
01:03:27
Your bag.
01:03:30
My marbles is almost gone.
01:03:31
But guess what? I still have my regular.
01:03:34
Oh, Miguel.
01:03:37
So I was tempted to kind of
01:03:39
get down about our our ratings not being terribly successful.
01:03:43
And I thought we our to continue our
01:03:47
our popularity rise.
01:03:49
And then when we dipped on money and we haven't really seen a lot of views
01:03:55
other than YouTube shorts
01:03:58
and some Tik Tok videos like I don't even have the Tik Tok app.
01:04:02
I'm not a 14 year old girl, so why would I get into that?
01:04:06
So I don't I don't
01:04:08
really get some of these platforms, but so I watch it on Rumble
01:04:12
and I see that we've got 200 views per per fladged cast.
01:04:17
But that's not impressive.
01:04:19
That's not growth.
01:04:20
I mean, bootstraps has 600 or no approaching 700 views.
01:04:26
It's still so
01:04:30
mediocre and and I could see get over it.
01:04:34
I could see that getting me down, but not really.
01:04:38
Like I said, it's positive.
01:04:39
Gary.
01:04:41
Exactly.
01:04:42
I love doing it.
01:04:44
And it makes me happy.
01:04:45
So we're not just going to not you can't just throw like
01:04:50
you got to already be somebody in order to get numbers immediately.
01:04:54
Oh, is that well, like Joe Rogan.
01:04:58
Well, you got a great even washed up
01:05:00
celebrity is even my minor name recognition
01:05:05
thing.
01:05:05
And. Okay.
01:05:06
But I also I also said that my job could get me down
01:05:10
because I really did have the worst week I've had.
01:05:12
So in my department, there's three dudes, three chicks,
01:05:16
the three dudes, we do the finishing
01:05:18
and then we take the product to the packing line.
01:05:22
There's a story to do the, the, the, the weighing
01:05:28
the measurement and the and the careful,
01:05:33
careful and shipping and receiving.
01:05:36
So and I don't take it all the way,
01:05:39
by the way I take it away from the women
01:05:42
so of the three dudes that do the finish thing
01:05:46
two of them had covered last week,
01:05:50
I was the only I was the last man standing.
01:05:54
I've never I've done the one station, but never the other station.
01:05:57
We always have the other dude
01:06:00
I've got.
01:06:00
I've had 4 hours training.
01:06:03
The other dude had three months training.
01:06:05
Maybe he calls you the other dude For the record,
01:06:09
by the way, by the way,
01:06:13
I told you the new guy.
01:06:16
So I said, roll over my lead guitar
01:06:19
story of the open mic night in Hamtramck, walking on stage with the guitar.
01:06:24
I've never played.
01:06:27
Same, same deal.
01:06:28
I said, I'll. I'll.
01:06:29
I'll run the station.
01:06:30
And I had no idea what I was doing.
01:06:33
It was a very steep learning curve and I messed up a lot of stuff.
01:06:36
The worst things you can do are mixed parts, broken parts and stolen
01:06:40
parts on the floor.
01:06:41
I did all three in the first 10 minutes
01:06:45
and the week. Never got any better.
01:06:46
It was rough.
01:06:48
It got to the point where when the girls would walk past me,
01:06:51
they would stop and help me.
01:06:53
How pathetic to have to look at.
01:06:55
One thing is to look incompetent, but to look so pathetic that like,
01:07:00
like if you're standing at a bus stop and someone pulls up,
01:07:04
rolls down the window, it hands you a dollar, you're doing it wrong.
01:07:09
I felt like that
01:07:09
dude, like I'm not even panhandling for money.
01:07:12
And someone just handed me cash because he felt so bad for me that kind of bad.
01:07:17
Like I must have looked ridiculous.
01:07:20
And it was the roughest week I've ever had at any job ever.
01:07:24
And I keep a smile on my face.
01:07:27
Know why? Because I'm happy
01:07:30
and I don't have I'm not living a charmed life.
01:07:33
I treat it like I'm living a charmed life.
01:07:35
I am six figures in debt.
01:07:39
I mortgaged up to my eyeballs.
01:07:41
I'm 80, so hey, happy guy.
01:07:45
Oh, that's great.
01:07:47
I really just.
01:07:48
I can find the volume. Well, there it is.
01:07:51
But this is a happy I think it is a muted but it's a shame because I feel like
01:07:56
and I just have it go the whole time, but I know just the whole time.
01:08:01
That would be perfect. I know. I know.
01:08:06
So okay, so maybe I do live a charmed life.
01:08:08
I was eating a porterhouse steak.
01:08:10
I've never missed a meal,
01:08:12
but I'm not wealthy.
01:08:13
In fact, I'm six figures in debt.
01:08:15
And then I've got the life of Riley.
01:08:19
Honestly, who the fuck is what I do backwards?
01:08:22
A lot of people find a job and then move to to to where that job is.
01:08:28
I found the dream house and then found a job near it.
01:08:32
Entry level.
01:08:35
Look it up.
01:08:36
I wish I had a producer that would look things up.
01:08:38
What's wrong to use?
01:08:40
You use the reference.
01:08:41
I would think that you would know.
01:08:43
I have no idea what's the history of it is.
01:08:45
So you're using the reference. They have no idea what it means.
01:08:48
I'm going to rant about Christmas, though.
01:08:50
The way the way to avoid the subject.
01:08:53
Oh, I don't have any idea what the life of Riley is all about.
01:08:56
It Don't know who Riley was.
01:08:58
So how do you know what the phrase means?
01:09:01
And it's a cliche
01:09:04
it's always used the same way.
01:09:06
Cliche.
01:09:08
The origin of the phrase Living
01:09:10
the Life of Riley is a popular ballad in the 1800s.
01:09:13
It may also be a laugh reference to an Irish man named Wylie
01:09:18
Riley.
01:09:19
Riley Right now the phrase this is a popular idiomatic expression
01:09:23
that refers to a comfortable and luxurious, luxurious life
01:09:26
are living the life of Riley by know.
01:09:29
I know it is.
01:09:30
In the 1950s television show I'm Bowling for Real.
01:09:35
Yeah. What do you think there is that he's Irish.
01:09:36
So he was wildly very, very, very
01:09:40
wildly.
01:09:41
Rivalry. Rivalry.
01:09:44
It's not a good Irish name to have
01:09:48
a lot of,
01:09:49
you know, secular
01:09:51
goofs like myself have a real problem with saying Merry Christmas.
01:09:55
And they changed every merry Christmas to Happy holidays.
01:09:59
I've been saying it all day.
01:10:03
It's only up to you to change it.
01:10:04
If somebody if you hear it, somebody else gets influence.
01:10:06
But it's still your choice to say what you want
01:10:08
because of free speech in this country.
01:10:10
Here's why. It doesn't matter.
01:10:12
You don't even have to look at the history of the word.
01:10:16
Holidays is holy days in English.
01:10:20
Oh, so it's like shooting shit.
01:10:23
It's just like just the same thing.
01:10:26
Same exact thing.
01:10:27
You're saying the same thing.
01:10:28
It doesn't improve whatever you're complaining about.
01:10:32
You're not improving a bit.
01:10:34
If these are your only two choices.
01:10:35
Are that reassuring or disappointing to you?
01:10:38
Oh, I.
01:10:39
I say happy. Everything, man.
01:10:42
Happy, everything.
01:10:43
Happy everything.
01:10:44
But not happy holidays anymore in person.
01:10:47
Do you do you hear people say happy holidays?
01:10:48
Because I pretty much here I don't think I've heard of Happy holidays.
01:10:51
I think it's all Christmas.
01:10:52
Even years back when corporate America switched,
01:10:55
a lot of the cashiers that Kroger did to pick and choose.
01:10:59
I think there was an out there was an out what is the word again?
01:11:02
There was a lot of like when it first started, everyone did it,
01:11:06
but now it's kind of back to whatever you want
01:11:11
to say, caramel or caramel caramel
01:11:14
because I'm not gay or very flamboyant,
01:11:18
let's say sherbet or sorbet.
01:11:21
Well, first of all, it's sherbet.
01:11:23
There's no are you said that's wrong.
01:11:26
I know, but did you say sherbet?
01:11:29
I did say sherbet. Why did? You say sherbet?
01:11:32
Sherbet?
01:11:33
Because I was raised to say sherbet.
01:11:36
Okay, I will say sherbet.
01:11:38
As far as comparing it with sorbet, it's just funny that you used it as an example.
01:11:42
Do you say this or that? And one was one was wrong.
01:11:44
Yeah. Then would it be would it be served sorbet?
01:11:46
It sort of it
01:11:48
was wrong sorbet.
01:11:51
So orbit
01:11:53
different.
01:11:54
This is about you say I eat ice cream and not ice cream.
01:11:59
Oh, yeah.
01:12:00
Let's see. I think. Go ahead, draw.
01:12:02
I'll leave that one open for you.
01:12:03
I am not going to take it. Ice cream?
01:12:05
No, draw.
01:12:06
Shut up.
01:12:07
Now you say merry go round and roller
01:12:10
coaster or merry go round and roller coaster.
01:12:15
I, I do maybe I do say I say heal a helicopter
01:12:19
and I say kindergarten and I get ripped out.
01:12:23
I keep hearing laundromat mispronounce laundry mat
01:12:29
mafia wandering there
01:12:36
goes No, it's a laundromat.
01:12:38
It's like laundromat like drum mat.
01:12:41
It's not dro.
01:12:43
It's Laundromat is Laundromat, not Laundromat.
01:12:46
It's Laundromat.
01:12:48
Laundromat.
01:12:49
You have to, like, hardcore over. Enunciate.
01:12:51
I was well, I was doing it before because that was
01:12:55
the topic of the conversation that, Oh, you thought
01:12:59
I was over pronouncing the O because it was the topic of conversation.
01:13:02
Yes, I was.
01:13:03
So that subtle. You.
01:13:05
No, I don't have to settle down.
01:13:06
You settle down, get hyper, then don't settle.
01:13:09
Okay, fine.
01:13:10
I will relax.
01:13:13
That's my life.
01:13:14
I love it when people tell you
01:13:15
how you meant or how you feel when it's the right Exactly.
01:13:19
No. What makes you think that?
01:13:22
Oh, how did you know what I was thinking?
01:13:24
How are you doing?
01:13:25
It's not your business how I'm doing.
01:13:27
So I'm resentful when you say that sound more like a woman.
01:13:30
When you say that
01:13:32
this is
01:13:32
flat and then a woman and I listen to women.
01:13:36
Shut up
01:13:39
straight drop.
01:13:41
So this is a life of this is the actor
01:13:44
from the life of Riley 1953
01:13:48
Barry.
01:13:48
Very handsome.
01:13:49
I know. So, so, so much about old TV.
01:13:52
For some reason, I'm way too young to know about this old TV
01:13:55
because it was like, what, many years before I was born?
01:13:58
Why are you really?
01:14:09
No kidding?
01:14:11
The dialog.
01:14:12
So, yeah, I love Lucy more than it
01:14:16
definitely was similar to that Irish.
01:14:27
He clearly did something wrong to you.
01:14:29
You I can talk to anytime.
01:14:32
I cheated on her. Fuck some other chick.
01:14:34
Betty coming down to breakfast.
01:14:36
Not while you're at the table.
01:14:37
I should think you'd be ashamed to even have her see your face.
01:14:41
It's the same face she's been looking at every day.
01:14:43
I just don't look at it. Oh.
01:14:47
Oh, Be quiet, Julia.
01:14:49
I told you not an affair that.
01:14:51
No, you know better.
01:14:53
You have to stick your nose in where it was.
01:14:54
What it. Well, it wasn't my fault.
01:14:56
I didn't know what Trini was.
01:14:58
This this quite reverse from real life.
01:15:01
Uh oh.
01:15:05
I hope you're satisfied.
01:15:07
You've not only lost the election for you, you've broken her heart.
01:15:11
So I was just trying to help her.
01:15:13
I'll do anything for bad.
01:15:14
Don't cut off my right. You will, Bobby.
01:15:17
I watch
01:15:22
where the storylines going.
01:15:24
I'm actually intrigued.
01:15:27
It's a it's a it's long.
01:15:29
Why are they really.
01:15:30
They're not Irish. It's their as Irish.
01:15:32
So that was our new segment.
01:15:34
We'll watch one chapter of a while here. I.
01:15:37
Life of Riley Riley's Operation Episode
01:15:39
Season after season one episode something.
01:15:42
What did you guys give for Christmas
01:15:46
Satisfaction giving.
01:15:47
I got the satisfaction of giving.
01:15:48
Sorry I just jumped in there. What?
01:15:50
You get my two front teeth.
01:15:52
Sorry, I was making a dumb joke.
01:15:54
Two front teeth is trying to squeeze in in there.
01:15:56
I think that's Santa Claus is
01:15:59
there's no children when I have to take this.
01:16:02
Hello?
01:16:04
I got an ax.
01:16:05
Why couldn't you just make yourself an act duo?
01:16:07
Oh, my God. I'm so glad you brought it to AX.
01:16:10
Remind me about the ax. Did.
01:16:12
After you're done showing off your new ax, that makes it great,
01:16:18
because you've been really chopping a lot of wood lately.
01:16:21
I have.
01:16:22
I know.
01:16:23
Did you think they've made Does my tone have a sarcastic tone?
01:16:25
Because everybody always acts like I'm being sarcastic.
01:16:28
Yeah, I get the same thing all the time.
01:16:30
Like, are you serious?
01:16:33
Yeah.
01:16:33
I'm like, Yeah, you've been chopping a lot of wood.
01:16:35
And that's also an expression for doing a lot of hard work.
01:16:37
So again, this is the Merriman Show for Christmas and I'm to be extra nice
01:16:42
and you're like, Knock it off.
01:16:43
You're like,
01:16:44
You're like, I have, I have what the fuck are you supposed to be with by that?
01:16:48
So it didn't care.
01:16:50
Through the process, I thought of using the new game show.
01:16:55
I don't. I do know the name of it. It was called The Floor.
01:16:58
Are you familiar with the new game called before?
01:17:00
Yeah. Rob Lowe.
01:17:02
Yeah.
01:17:02
I was embarrassed as a human being watching this.
01:17:06
They show pictures behind him on the screen and one of them was an ax
01:17:09
in these two women stand at a podium and, you know, I feel about it.
01:17:12
I don't take no orders from the woman, by the way.
01:17:15
By the way, I don't take no orders from no women.
01:17:18
But so then they go, I showed a wrench.
01:17:20
They're just just random objects.
01:17:22
And the the actual amount that they didn't know was staggering.
01:17:26
We are like two months away from the Idiocracy movie s
01:17:29
where they just so two and a half hours of an ass because
01:17:34
you know how game shows I've always noticed this game shows
01:17:36
except for Jeopardy are trying to make the American public seem smarter
01:17:39
than they really are by putting really dumb questions
01:17:41
that everyone knows the answer to.
01:17:43
Like the beginning of a movie when you're sitting and waiting.
01:17:44
You know what I mean? I know what You know what I mean?
01:17:46
Did you make that one?
01:17:48
This one is a mall.
01:17:51
And the reason the way you can tell is it's thick right here.
01:17:55
Whereas the X is it's got a real thin head.
01:18:00
The moral and an
01:18:02
to that's why I'm saying the people on the floor were wrong
01:18:06
did not know what an X was because they could have been showing a mall
01:18:10
and a lot of people would mistakenly call it an act.
01:18:14
Yeah, but they were an an ax.
01:18:16
But their answer I don't work for chopping.
01:18:19
Did you get the ax at the mall?
01:18:21
Yeah.
01:18:22
No, it's like Grandma Caesar.
01:18:25
No, it's actually like Grandma Tarkin.
01:18:28
No, it's like Darth Maul.
01:18:30
Darth Maul
01:18:33
or Darth Maul.
01:18:34
Oh, there is.
01:18:36
Of course you do.
01:18:38
Yeah.
01:18:38
I've got Darth Maul hanging out off to the side.
01:18:43
What are some.
01:18:45
All that. What do you do?
01:18:48
He's an ax.
01:18:49
Darth. Darth ax?
01:18:50
Isn't that a maul?
01:18:52
Great Darth X?
01:18:54
And the way you can tell is, is it's.
01:18:56
It's not.
01:18:57
It's not sharp. Like.
01:18:58
Like you can cut yourself on the ax.
01:19:01
This is kind of more like a foreign big wedge on a stick.
01:19:06
And then the back.
01:19:07
The back is a sledgehammer. Like a ball.
01:19:09
Yeah, I assure you.
01:19:11
The difference was that they didn't know if it was like a ball or an ax.
01:19:14
When they looked at it, they.
01:19:15
They were just my was it was just how dumb is humanity that this
01:19:22
was at
01:19:22
a first grade level and having two people to compete to name what it is first.
01:19:27
You know what? I get it. I get it.
01:19:29
The name is not lost on me
01:19:32
on the floor.
01:19:34
We're not going to get any lower.
01:19:36
You can maul someone with a
01:19:39
good in the mall.
01:19:41
Yeah.
01:19:43
Oh. Homophones.
01:19:46
Oh, I.
01:19:50
You know how I feel about that.
01:19:52
But I do know how you feel about homophones.
01:19:56
That's not what I meant.
01:19:57
Are there hetero a hetero farm
01:20:00
than something that is the same exact word over and over again?
01:20:04
Are you showing me a Chinese girl on purpose.
01:20:10
Oh, this is fun.
01:20:11
Now I can just play around.
01:20:13
Yeah, I'm.
01:20:16
I'm just.
01:20:17
I'm trying to look at the time and just keep things moving along.
01:20:20
That's all I know.
01:20:21
And it's the best producer ever I do.
01:20:24
I do have a link in the moment.
01:20:27
A link in the chat is good.
01:20:29
I already put the whole mermaid comes up.
01:20:31
We'll do a spread around.
01:20:33
Well, I grab the link and I also don't forget I did pull up my iPad.
01:20:39
We got a fledgling to get this out.
01:20:42
Thank goodness
01:20:44
Yes. Magic to you.
01:20:45
I'm doing about 30 shovels. Wow.
01:20:49
Well, here's the difference between a shovel and an ax.
01:20:53
Where I was shovel over here, kind of of a topic
01:20:57
when it comes to tools,
01:21:00
right?
01:21:01
Then where to go Picker wheel.
01:21:03
Let's here for the picker wheel.
01:21:04
Yeah.
01:21:05
Oh, thank you for that.
01:21:08
This is is a spade head shovel.
01:21:11
It's got to get stuck in.
01:21:13
I broke it, my brother.
01:21:16
I broke my shovel.
01:21:18
Fix it with your welder.
01:21:22
I do.
01:21:22
And my welders right here.
01:21:24
Right, Great.
01:21:25
There. And actually.
01:21:28
Well, I'm sure I've showed you this.
01:21:33
This Miller mask.
01:21:37
I wasn't a
01:21:38
terrible brand. No,
01:21:41
You know
01:21:42
that kind of helmet you could get.
01:21:46
But we're for the rest of the show.
01:21:48
Oh, that would be really hard.
01:21:51
Oh, wow. Okay.
01:21:52
Although it gets freaky.
01:21:56
Infinity.
01:21:57
Freaky.
01:21:59
Yeah. Okay.
01:21:59
Well, that was fun.
01:22:02
That was totally worth the worth It.
01:22:06
Oh, so we were talking about shovel.
01:22:08
So this is not a shovel.
01:22:11
That's brilliant.
01:22:12
You could. I think.
01:22:14
I think you have done that for anything that would have spun up, Huh?
01:22:17
Right. This is.
01:22:19
This is not what.
01:22:20
Well, it was.
01:22:21
Blaster shows up Imperial Blaster.
01:22:24
So I would argue.
01:22:25
Could you dig with that?
01:22:28
Yeah, if it was a functional blaster.
01:22:30
Oh, so then it could be a shovel
01:22:37
digging versus Captain Crunch in chess.
01:22:41
Who'd win the doll, by the way?
01:22:45
Dig into the frog for
01:22:47
Sugar smacks.
01:22:49
Yeah, we know.
01:22:50
They don't know.
01:22:51
We know.
01:22:53
Okay,
01:22:55
I can show them
01:22:56
the amount of sugar that's in any of those cereals is, like, outrageous.
01:23:01
Yeah, I.
01:23:03
I eat a lot of cookies, too.
01:23:07
Like, a lot of good.
01:23:08
Maybe that's what I was pooping out.
01:23:10
What?
01:23:11
Oh, you are here for that?
01:23:14
A live on air.
01:23:16
Yeah, he squatted really quick, shout it out and then got up immediately
01:23:19
and then we did it quick.
01:23:21
It was the craziest poop ever.
01:23:23
You couldn't have done that and then shared that with me.
01:23:27
That's just
01:23:31
hurtful.
01:23:32
Very hurtful.
01:23:33
Oh, no.
01:23:34
Well, not really sure.
01:23:36
I don't flush until January through.
01:23:39
Yeah.
01:23:40
Do you have any left to share?
01:23:43
Oh, yeah. Yeah. Like you're putting it out.
01:23:45
I just got rid of as much as I could in that short of a time.
01:23:50
I was just trying to.
01:23:51
To ease the discomfort of having. To poop.
01:23:54
I'll have to do later.
01:23:56
But I was just getting started.
01:23:59
This started Charades and Force eight and shit pre-show Yule log.
01:24:03
I thought.
01:24:04
I thought I did. I thought of like, I'm.
01:24:07
I'm regular, like clockwork.
01:24:08
I'm like a trench from the bathroom.
01:24:11
Oh, that's a good idea.
01:24:15
But it's just been breaking news.
01:24:19
It's getting to me, isn't it?
01:24:21
I have no idea what the raging,
01:24:23
rude troll those be right. Exactly.
01:24:25
We do control Lisa BALIGA for where it's snowing this December.
01:24:29
Lisa, you were showing us that snow piling up, up there in North Portland.
01:24:33
Is this real snow or is this
01:24:36
dangerous, this incredible?
01:24:37
In fact, I just ask Bruce to say
01:24:39
they've got about three inches here in North Portland right now.
01:24:41
I caught up with Chelsea and Michael, who were jogging by
01:24:43
and were nice to just stop for a quick second.
01:24:45
I said, What are you doing running? And you're saying it was really good out.
01:24:48
It's the perfect texture for running.
01:24:50
Very low impact on it's dry.
01:24:51
Your feet don't get wet.
01:24:53
What have you seen while you've been out running?
01:24:54
It's been a lot of fun.
01:24:55
There's a lot of other runners and more skiers and runners for sure.
01:24:58
I think they've got a little bit of the advantage
01:24:59
with the whole stride and glide, but it's too nice to not be out here.
01:25:03
Yeah, it's incredible, though, just to see even people still on their bicycles.
01:25:06
Yeah, I don't know how they do it.
01:25:07
The bikes like breaking.
01:25:09
At least we can control, you know, worst case,
01:25:11
we can just slide right through a stop sign
01:25:13
and we'll be okay, cause we're pretty visible on that.
01:25:15
Did it surprise you? This there?
01:25:18
I can see this much of it.
01:25:19
You see them as big an eyeball as by how many they have sidewalks.
01:25:23
I would assume there's a nice dusting.
01:25:25
But the reality is, is
01:25:26
this is a this is a real chunk of snow giving hood a run for its money.
01:25:30
Yeah, no kidding. Yeah. People are so fucking weird.
01:25:32
We haven't had many snow days in our life, so this is pretty exciting.
01:25:35
All right, go ahead and keep her on the run.
01:25:37
And sorry to have kept you, but I appreciate you guys talking with us.
01:25:39
All right. Thanks.
01:25:40
We've seen a perfect texture for running and running, sledding, Just enjoying it.
01:25:45
Whoops.
01:25:46
Oh, that came with, of course, games with us.
01:25:50
All right, Thanks.
01:25:51
Here is serious business in a year, like you said, running, sledding,
01:25:54
Just enjoying it, for one thing. Oops.
01:25:56
Oh, did she did that head? Actually
01:26:01
did her head bounce or just her back?
01:26:04
You can slow down.
01:26:05
Want to build a snowman?
01:26:07
Go ahead and do you can throw it on on YouTube.
01:26:09
But I appreciate you guys talking with us.
01:26:11
All right. Thanks.
01:26:12
Perfect for perfect texture, for running, running, sledding,
01:26:16
trying to convince everyone, bam, you just that.
01:26:19
Yeah, I think so. I nailed it. It was.
01:26:22
She nailed it, too.
01:26:23
Yeah, indeed.
01:26:24
Oh, the hand goes to the back.
01:26:27
Oh, no. To
01:26:29
ring, just.
01:26:32
Oh, no.
01:26:35
You know what it was her hood.
01:26:36
Her hood bounce, but not her head.
01:26:38
She was obviously smart enough to fine.
01:26:42
So she's not going to keep on hold on, people.
01:26:44
She's not that fine.
01:26:46
You take it off.
01:26:47
So think about a slow mo.
01:26:50
Way to watch the dirt.
01:26:52
Unfortunately, it looks like Chelsea's okay, but she's okay.
01:26:56
Yeah.
01:26:57
Yes, she just.
01:26:58
She can fall again. She's going fine.
01:27:00
She's not running. She's definitely not running anymore.
01:27:03
Tonight, kids, adults. We've seen a lot of.
01:27:05
Yeah, but that was just because of the ice.
01:27:07
Is this once you slip on ice or slip anywhere,
01:27:11
you think you're going to slip all the time, right after that?
01:27:13
Yeah, but I'm not sure that was the link or.
01:27:17
Right.
01:27:17
It's one of my favorite winter
01:27:21
blooper things.
01:27:24
That's wonderful.
01:27:26
She was very disappointed.
01:27:27
Anything?
01:27:29
Oh, yeah. That hurt her.
01:27:30
I don't know. Like. Oh, it's so amazing out here.
01:27:32
It's a for running texture. Yeah.
01:27:34
Very good.
01:27:38
Guys.
01:27:38
Remember when I fell down crossing the the the fence for the graveyard?
01:27:44
Yeah, Unfortunately, nobody else does.
01:27:47
I know. Sorry.
01:27:50
That's all right.
01:27:51
My. My legs.
01:27:52
Fine.
01:27:54
Whatever.
01:27:55
It's. I think so.
01:27:57
We asked, I asked for photos.
01:27:59
I asked if you were okay for like the days after, but no reply.
01:28:02
No, You know, fuck off.
01:28:04
I showed empathy. I'm done no more.
01:28:06
I have no more.
01:28:07
You want me to take a bath right now?
01:28:09
Few nights I couldn't sleep
01:28:11
and I was just worried because if the host goes, injury has to go alone.
01:28:14
And I don't. I don't know. I don't know how to. I see.
01:28:16
I can't even get. I don't. We can't.
01:28:18
Things are going great.
01:28:20
We need everybody all hands on deck every night.
01:28:22
You can't take your pants out there.
01:28:24
Overall,
01:28:25
did you see how many views the afternoon
01:28:28
walking the summer with you in bed?
01:28:31
That got a lot of views.
01:28:32
Whoa.
01:28:33
That was way too much cock.
01:28:36
Thank you.
01:28:37
I, I stuffed a sock in there for this show.
01:28:41
That would stuff a sock. And it means
01:28:43
that that's exactly what that means.
01:28:46
No more.
01:28:46
I thought I put mistletoe in there.
01:28:53
All right, I'm going to get this one
01:28:54
out of the way just because I don't want to give up on it.
01:28:57
All right?
01:29:04
Yeah.
01:29:04
It's not so fast.
01:29:06
Oh 965.
01:29:08
That's probably not going to be good,
01:29:11
but as soon fine
01:29:16
as there are Highway 965
01:29:20
pileup on Highway 965.
01:29:26
I don't think we should read the tax code.
01:29:27
That sounds like just the worst thing in the world.
01:29:31
Yeah, What did you click on it?
01:29:33
Oh, we can ask Grandma the tax code because I have content to fill with.
01:29:38
Awesome. Ah, yeah.
01:29:41
Do running watch? Nope. Okay, one more.
01:29:43
Wait till I click on news.
01:29:44
Maybe I forgot to click on news.
01:29:46
Yep. That's why that changes everything.
01:29:49
Okay.
01:29:50
I feel like everything is a transition tax.
01:29:54
We could do a review on watches.
01:29:57
All right.
01:29:59
Like watches, timepieces,
01:30:01
the 265 versus the the 965.
01:30:05
Oh, All right.
01:30:07
A permanent review.
01:30:11
Oh, so it says a whole bunch of shit about it.
01:30:16
It's a whole bunch of other shit about it and shows some pictures.
01:30:19
And then at the end it says,
01:30:23
which one is better?
01:30:25
What do you think?
01:30:26
Which one do you think is better?
01:30:27
And that's why.
01:30:30
Because it's a bigger number.
01:30:32
Yeah. Okay.
01:30:33
I would concur.
01:30:34
So go with the forerunner.
01:30:35
965. You.
01:30:39
That's what I'm going with from now on.
01:30:41
That's my only. That's my watch trick of choice.
01:30:44
Think about that though.
01:30:45
They wrote some some
01:30:46
I somewhere for digital trend had write a fucking full page article
01:30:49
to let somebody know that the 965 is better than the 265.
01:30:55
Yeah, that's like the four.
01:30:58
That's 350 is bigger than the up on that.
01:31:01
Right. Right. It can it's not bigger.
01:31:04
It can just tow and hold more
01:31:07
so we got to do ask Fladge
01:31:10
and flash live before midnight.
01:31:14
Yeah.
01:31:14
Let's do it This quiz will
01:31:18
are you ready for you got
01:31:20
what you're
01:31:25
all hands on deck.
01:31:26
All hands on deck.
01:31:28
But no, I'll be right back.
01:31:32
Rules.
01:31:38
Yeah.
01:31:41
So I'm not prepared
01:31:46
for the ball at closing.
01:31:49
What should as I can so it doesn't get all laggy.
01:31:52
Apparently.
01:31:53
I don't think it's my fault with the leg because of everything.
01:31:55
All my meters and stuff are good.
01:31:57
Nobody's on. I got.
01:31:58
I have bandwidth left open, so.
01:32:01
All right. I think it's a rumble,
01:32:04
which is a shame.
01:32:10
Jogger.
01:32:12
What about.
01:32:13
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, no.
01:32:15
That'll take too long.
01:32:18
That'll take way too long.
01:32:21
No, not that,
01:32:23
not that.
01:32:31
This one.
01:32:33
I got a thing
01:32:41
we did
01:32:51
there.
01:33:15
Come on.
01:33:19
Time to get
01:33:26
your feet.
01:33:48
Going to take that back.
01:33:51
I can't explain it.
01:33:56
No, I don't want to
01:34:03
walk.
01:34:06
It's not working.
01:34:10
So it's really dumb
01:34:34
this way.
01:34:37
And we're better.
01:34:43
All right,
01:34:46
Where are we at with Flat Feud?
01:34:49
So I have three game shows
01:34:53
all made and ready to go, but every time I try to run them while
01:34:56
I'm recording with this particular PC, it just brings it down.
01:35:01
Oh, okay. So I don't do it.
01:35:03
I need another PC
01:35:04
or I need to set up my main pinball piece, the one that runs the pinball machine.
01:35:09
Oh, so maybe, maybe after the first of the year.
01:35:12
Okay,
01:35:14
Ivan, come in.
01:35:16
We should get ready here.
01:35:19
And we're ready for what?
01:35:22
AdLib.
01:35:23
I got a video.
01:35:24
If you're not, I'll play your video.
01:35:27
What is it?
01:35:27
You want to set it up
01:35:29
now? It looks and feel military.
01:35:31
It's pretty excellent.
01:35:33
You can skip like you got to skip about all
01:35:35
all the Christmas trees and start to happen.
01:35:39
It is Christmas themed.
01:35:41
Okay, good Oh, okay.
01:35:43
So they're doing like.
01:35:44
So he waves at the beginning with his kids and then he's like, going to repel down.
01:35:49
They're all like terrible scaffolding.
01:35:51
And so he is hurt.
01:35:54
Doesn't he know
01:35:57
what he gets? You?
01:36:00
I should just.
01:36:01
I shall.
01:36:01
After I was go
01:36:06
through like,
01:36:08
Oh, yeah, it says here
01:36:20
this girl
01:36:22
Daddy's got some nice Nike tennis shoes data naughty where.
01:36:29
Oh oh.
01:36:31
It's stuck in his head or his hair.
01:36:32
You can see it, It
01:36:36
comes in his beard.
01:36:37
Oh, no, no.
01:36:41
We know.
01:36:43
I know you.
01:36:46
Oh, my God.
01:36:48
It ripped his head. Is hair on?
01:36:51
Forgot to explain this to the children
01:36:53
that Mel Brooks.
01:36:55
You can hear the lady in the back on.
01:37:03
Oh, oh, Is he miked?
01:37:09
Yeah.
01:37:11
So do you think he's like, okay, he's making some leeway here.
01:37:16
You can handle it.
01:37:17
You guys know, again, this goes, you
01:37:24
know, thinking that I think that, oh,
01:37:28
I can see what's also uncomfortable
01:37:34
going on forever.
01:37:36
We wish you a merry
01:37:39
over, KG Well, no more
01:37:43
doing more
01:37:45
days out here.
01:37:47
That is the thing that he's like he's still like 15 feet in the air,
01:37:52
Like he's never really he's not anywhere near to the ground yet.
01:37:56
He's got,
01:38:00
oh, I think Santa looks rough.
01:38:06
Then he says, Thank you.
01:38:08
Is he going to have to like Yeah, you're going to how to get back to normal.
01:38:13
Like is it gonna be all disheveled?
01:38:14
Yeah We'll be your whole will say
01:38:18
what goes into your critter lives in
01:38:21
their idea was necessary like of the the critters pulling all your shit
01:38:26
is he building a nest somewhere As you said, there's stuff out of the chair.
01:38:30
Is it. Yeah. Yeah.
01:38:31
He's a collecting chair and it's.
01:38:33
Yeah, it's buried over by the woodpile.
01:38:37
I think that Santa's beard is going in the same place.
01:38:40
Yeah.
01:38:41
Yeah, That makes some good, good bedding as well.
01:38:46
Snacks.
01:38:46
Fred Dear, dear Flannery.
01:38:49
Oh, I think it's called ask fladge, but what do I know?
01:38:54
I didn't even know. It's your flag.
01:38:56
You want the pledge, but it's Dear Fly.
01:38:59
I know, I know what I want.
01:39:01
You know how I know it's dear flag. Why?
01:39:04
Oh, it is. It says it right there.
01:39:09
Yeah, yeah, of course.
01:39:11
We can't argue with the caption.
01:39:13
We may not have one.
01:39:14
Let's do it. It was very immediate.
01:39:17
Dear.
01:39:18
Follow me for this on my other screen.
01:39:21
It's more fucking friends.
01:39:26
Am here for you
01:39:31
because it's coming and I dread it.
01:39:33
I've only my brother, his wife and their kids.
01:39:36
I'm on social security disability and I barely make it.
01:39:40
Each month they buy me gifts,
01:39:42
but I feel embarrassed to accept them because I can't buy anything for them.
01:39:46
It makes me feel small, even though I have nothing to offer
01:39:49
my nieces, my brother and sister in law persuade me to go anyway.
01:39:55
They are financially much better off than I am.
01:39:58
I lost my wife a year ago and I see everyone else
01:40:00
having someone in their lives and I feel alone.
01:40:03
There's just me me dog now. Holidays hurt.
01:40:07
What can I do?
01:40:08
Signed miserable in Massachusetts
01:40:12
massive tuition program.
01:40:16
Okay, miserable.
01:40:17
You can make stuff if you're on disability and social security,
01:40:22
that means you have 24 hours every single day to do whatever you want.
01:40:28
Some people would be much happier with a handmade gift
01:40:32
that is completely useless than a very useful item.
01:40:36
You're a frigging idiot.
01:40:39
Wow, that was going really good.
01:40:40
And then all of a sudden it got pretty harsh.
01:40:42
Here's something.
01:40:43
Yeah, I found something
01:40:46
difficult to do.
01:40:48
Put it on that right.
01:40:51
Massachusetts one.
01:40:53
I'm trying to be nice.
01:40:55
It could have been a creative coupon for one free backrub.
01:40:59
Yeah,
01:41:01
I'm trying to help you. Don't calm down.
01:41:03
Super nice. Do something.
01:41:06
You want to buy something, make something, do something.
01:41:09
So I have some input for that.
01:41:12
My kids got near my kids when they were really, really little.
01:41:15
I thought that was clever. They gave me all these things.
01:41:17
Will help Dad rake the yard.
01:41:19
We'll help Dad mow the lawn. Right.
01:41:21
Each year
01:41:22
I get all these coupons when they turn 16, and we're perfectly capable and able.
01:41:26
I had this book of all these chores.
01:41:29
I just like Baw. Baw. Baw. Baw. Baw. Baw. Baw Baw.
01:41:32
Yeah. Smart.
01:41:33
Because they thought I'm too little to be able to mow the lawn, you know? Ha.
01:41:37
Right.
01:41:38
You say them. Do you know what the problem was?
01:41:41
Well, they didn't put expiration dates on them.
01:41:44
Oh they should have.
01:41:46
So kids listening where there should be no kids listening.
01:41:49
Yep. You should make sure you put an expiration date on those.
01:41:52
Those. Yeah. One free backrub ticket.
01:41:55
I live near Atkins Pie Company.
01:41:59
Atkins sells and makes a lot of their money off of gift cards.
01:42:04
And the gift cards that expire.
01:42:06
They just make money for nothing.
01:42:08
And my sister got one for Christmas present
01:42:13
and never went to the Troy location.
01:42:15
I went to the I made a location with of her inspired gift cards
01:42:19
and they said, You want me to throw that away for you?
01:42:24
I said, Yes.
01:42:28
So they threw it away for me.
01:42:30
I got nothing.
01:42:32
Actually, I didn't get nothing.
01:42:33
I bought strawberry jam.
01:42:34
You didn't start.
01:42:37
You didn't try to. It?
01:42:40
No, I did not argue with the 18 year old girl.
01:42:43
You would be easy to fucking win that argument.
01:42:47
You'll be easy to win the arm wrestling.
01:42:53
You mentioned money for nothing.
01:42:54
So every time you do that on the show, you have to recite verse to Dire Straits.
01:42:59
Yeah, So go ahead. Yeah.
01:43:01
Can you.
01:43:02
Can you make a verse?
01:43:03
Second verse?
01:43:05
Can you read that little fagot is a millionaire?
01:43:09
Okay, good enough.
01:43:11
But that was not the whole verse.
01:43:13
I think that we should know the end of the whole verse.
01:43:16
We need bylaws
01:43:19
the way I think we do.
01:43:21
Otherwise there's chaos without rules.
01:43:23
There's chaos. We need to
01:43:26
make laws against buzz.
01:43:28
Are you bees?
01:43:30
Are you ready for
01:43:33
fledglings?
01:43:34
I've got another.
01:43:37
Oh oh flag.
01:43:38
So these are fucking loaded.
01:43:40
The problem is.
01:43:40
But I got got one
01:43:50
here.
01:43:50
So energy.
01:43:52
Is there any way to end the quote, Holiday newsletter.
01:43:57
Every Christmas I get one from a particular family member
01:44:00
which variably includes a list of their glowing accomplishments
01:44:04
expensive trips, etc., accompanied by lots of photos.
01:44:09
Nobody else in our family sends these kinds of letters,
01:44:11
and I don't know how they feel about receiving it.
01:44:14
Last December, I couldn't even read it because it made me so depressed.
01:44:18
My siblings and I
01:44:19
are all in our sixties and seventies and spread out across the U.S.
01:44:23
We have diverse lifestyles, incomes, etc.
01:44:26
Most of us can't afford the kind of vacations the sibling writes about.
01:44:30
Many of us also have personal, painful things
01:44:33
going on in our lives, which we don't really want to discuss.
01:44:36
Is it better to just not read the newsletter?
01:44:39
I don't believe this sibling means to be insensitive,
01:44:42
and I don't think I could ever bring the subject up for discussion.
01:44:45
I just know I'm already dreading December's letter.
01:44:49
Please let everyone out there now.
01:44:51
No more holiday newsletters.
01:44:53
Thank you.
01:44:53
Signed Unwanted Recap in the West.
01:44:58
Buckle up, Buttercup.
01:45:01
I want to send brag letter to everyone
01:45:04
I know all the time and I don't.
01:45:07
And that's just because I'm the worst pen pal in the world.
01:45:11
But honestly,
01:45:13
things are going great, and my my flashcards cast is failing.
01:45:18
My I suck at my job and I still have enough to brag
01:45:23
about to make a good newsletter every week.
01:45:26
So why are you so why,
01:45:30
why can't you just be happy for them?
01:45:33
What a douche bag.
01:45:35
You suck
01:45:37
sincerely.
01:45:38
Oh, yes, I look at that a bit.
01:45:40
Oh, the capital budget. My
01:45:45
little dog.
01:45:48
Look at him. Go.
01:45:51
This is all.
01:45:52
This is a little rear end.
01:45:55
This is a little rear end.
01:45:58
That this guy.
01:46:02
Oh, to big guy. Oh, yes, I look at that.
01:46:05
I have
01:46:08
my have
01:46:11
there's a lot of dog that are look like an animal now
01:46:14
look a little bit more examining my dogs about all of you my dog
01:46:20
my dog is always happy to stop no matter no matter what.
01:46:25
I don't know anybody crazy enough to run
01:46:28
into a blizzard buck naked.
01:46:31
But my dog does it every blizzard like none of us did your clothing on.
01:46:36
And he runs
01:46:39
headfirst like
01:46:41
headlong into a blizzard.
01:46:43
Any opportunity you get with not even a stitch of clothing, it's crazy.
01:46:48
No one runs naked into a blizzard.
01:46:50
My dog does happily.
01:46:52
Is it always to go party?
01:46:54
What do you mean? You know
01:46:57
Brady?
01:46:58
Brady, You told me
01:47:00
the pads of his feet are like me walking around barefoot in the snow.
01:47:03
Bull crap.
01:47:05
He never showed a pair of my dog's feet.
01:47:07
They're like,
01:47:10
It's like football leather.
01:47:11
It is. They're rough.
01:47:14
They are high.
01:47:16
Yeah, I just.
01:47:17
I know what I saw.
01:47:18
That's a good interpretation.
01:47:20
What I asked or what I texted when you said that.
01:47:22
I said little booties you out wouldn't.
01:47:26
How would you feel running around in the snow without boots or shoes?
01:47:29
That's all I said.
01:47:31
Okay. You assumed I meant comparing.
01:47:33
I just meant the dog.
01:47:35
So would you say that
01:47:36
even if they were leather pads, wouldn't the dog be more comfortable
01:47:39
if there was something between the leather pads and the frozen wet snow?
01:47:43
I know.
01:47:43
And you acknowledge
01:47:44
that dogs don't like to wear any form of clothing, including boots.
01:47:50
And I acknowledge if I don't acknowledge, it should be presumed
01:47:52
that I don't know anything about anything.
01:47:56
Oh, right, Right.
01:47:56
By the way, you happy, though?
01:47:59
I'm happy.
01:48:01
I'm not going to worry about a dog being like I'm not going keep my dog
01:48:05
outside forever, but it doesn't need like, it's fine out in the snow.
01:48:09
They're animals.
01:48:11
Normally they would be out in the snow, but.
01:48:12
Yeah, well, I just.
01:48:14
I just get him out in the snow.
01:48:16
He's like an idiot.
01:48:18
So they're. They're equipped, you're saying?
01:48:20
Yeah. I mean, breeds are different.
01:48:22
He's not a husky.
01:48:23
So I mean, there's dogs that are meant for like a
01:48:26
terrible dog for the snow would be
01:48:30
at the pointy face.
01:48:32
The ground's terrible dog for the snow.
01:48:36
Yeah, yeah,
01:48:38
yeah, yeah.
01:48:40
It's too short to lean to too.
01:48:43
The skin's not thick enough.
01:48:46
Please. My dog has a little bit of flubber
01:48:50
before she ends up taking a
01:48:52
no, but I've got.
01:48:55
I've got one more deer flag that I stumble across, but.
01:48:58
Oh please.
01:48:59
Oh, artificial intelligence could finally let us talk with animals.
01:49:03
I don't think so.
01:49:05
It sounds like you're talking with A.I.,
01:49:07
and I is assuming what the animal's trying to say.
01:49:10
Yeah, it is based on an assumption.
01:49:12
I know what my dogs think. Yeah, I want to go outside.
01:49:14
I want to eat. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:49:17
What you just said is also, based on your assumptions.
01:49:20
Yeah, right. That's a good point. Yes. Yes.
01:49:22
And I want to play with the Frisbee.
01:49:26
Please throw the first before me versus before me immediately.
01:49:30
I guarantee during the before me and I throw the first.
01:49:34
I agree with what you're saying, but from my experience,
01:49:37
I is kicking our ass when it comes to things like analyzing
01:49:43
anything
01:49:45
in analyzing. You know what I asked her?
01:49:47
I asked a simple question.
01:49:49
Simple question like how many hours are there from there?
01:49:54
How many hours are so many hours before Monday at ten?
01:49:58
Right. Right.
01:49:59
Because, I mean,
01:50:02
I worded it.
01:50:02
I can get the exact wording. So let's be clear.
01:50:04
So what is the day before you told us we had nine hour,
01:50:08
90 hours and 52 minutes of air time. Yes.
01:50:11
I said go ahead. Sorry, I.
01:50:14
I did the math.
01:50:15
I just estimated I got to 90.
01:50:18
That's a pretty good estimation.
01:50:20
Yeah.
01:50:20
So I, I asked Chet
01:50:23
how many or what point
01:50:25
in the day and time is 91
01:50:28
and whatever hours and minutes before Monday, 10:00.
01:50:32
And it eloquently said the difference between Monday and Thursday is 72 hours.
01:50:38
And I was like, who said Thursday stupid.
01:50:41
But I reflect, I refined my query and it just still insists that it was.
01:50:45
And then it was like, I apologize, I misunderstood, blah, blah, blah.
01:50:48
And then it even corrected what I said, repeated
01:50:50
what I said, what I changed and still said only 2 hours.
01:50:53
When I finally did, I did the math myself and said, Shouldn't it be Friday at
01:51:00
your Thursday night or Friday at midnight.
01:51:02
She apologized again.
01:51:04
She apologized again and said, I'm sorry, I'll redo it.
01:51:06
It's 72 hours.
01:51:09
Oh, wait a third time.
01:51:11
Oh, like 15 times.
01:51:13
No. And then finally is 72 hours.
01:51:17
Finally I said, how many hours is it From Thursday at ten?
01:51:21
I added, I made it 96 hours just to make it easier on her somehow,
01:51:24
because that's a brain. That's an increment of 24.
01:51:27
And then I say, How many hours or what
01:51:29
is the time from Thursday at 10 p.m.
01:51:33
96 hours or no.
01:51:34
I said, What is the time difference between Thursday 10 p.m.
01:51:36
and Monday 10 p.m.?
01:51:38
And she finally said 96 hours.
01:51:39
So I said, wouldn't that and boom, right back to 72 because she could not,
01:51:45
she could not distinguish I even so I even made week one
01:51:50
Thursday to week to Monday and she still couldn't understand.
01:51:53
I don't know why I called her.
01:51:53
She by the way, maybe because it makes them even
01:51:56
by going for hours with this bitch.
01:52:00
We go to 3 hours and 49 minutes.
01:52:02
We can make it even that.
01:52:03
The problem I've determined is that she could not figure out
01:52:06
that the Thursday I was referring was the Thursday before.
01:52:08
Monday, not the one after.
01:52:10
That was that was a simple thing that would blew her mind.
01:52:14
And I said, What if it is the next week?
01:52:16
I used every verbiage I could to try to let her know,
01:52:19
was the following or the previous week couldn't?
01:52:22
I couldn't.
01:52:24
At that point I realized, you know, we're okay for a few more months.
01:52:27
I think it's not going to take, although that they only let 3.5
01:52:30
version out, the 4.0 probably would not have that Problem
01:52:33
is it has full access to up to date internet.
01:52:36
Yeah and all the new computers chips have full
01:52:40
I that's nothing to do with what I was saying.
01:52:41
I just wanted to add that it's news that I just heard.
01:52:45
You won't be able to get a computer phone without an I processor in it.
01:52:48
Learning to stock up for Y2K
01:52:51
already covered. There's a floor at my work.
01:52:53
It has these Y2K stickers all over it.
01:52:55
Still no way.
01:52:57
Bunch of modems.
01:53:01
And we got we got we got another dear flag or.
01:53:04
Yeah, we do it. I don't remember.
01:53:06
We lost 5G.
01:53:08
One more good one.
01:53:09
That's a bit more fun,
01:53:14
but I don't see
01:53:19
hitting anything.
01:53:21
Yeah,
01:53:25
here 5G
01:53:29
here where you
01:53:33
I have been married to a man I'll call ed for 15 years.
01:53:37
We are seniors,
01:53:39
but he is 17 years older than I am.
01:53:42
I have three children, a previous marriage who are grown and on their own.
01:53:46
I think my husband is gay but never came out of the closet.
01:53:49
He watches gay porn and once confessed to me he had a fantasy about another man.
01:53:54
For the last ten years, he has refused to have sex and is always making excuses.
01:53:59
Quote, I'm too old.
01:54:00
I'm tired. Tomorrow bloody.
01:54:04
I crave love and intimacy and is called distant and a loner.
01:54:08
He refuses to travel or do anything fun.
01:54:11
He's well financially.
01:54:14
Never had kids and is a good provider.
01:54:16
However, that is all he does.
01:54:19
I want to leave him, but I feel guilty because of his age
01:54:23
and because he's been a responsible provider over the years.
01:54:26
I love him as a person, but not as a husband.
01:54:28
Please advise sane, depressed and stuck in Pennsylvania.
01:54:34
All right.
01:54:35
Depressed Gold digger.
01:54:41
How you end up with a gay dude?
01:54:43
You really hard GAAP
01:54:46
leave leave the guy
01:54:49
I mean or choose between intimacy and money
01:54:55
I'm with you
01:54:56
I'm a little confused because he's watching gay porn
01:55:00
but doesn't want to fuck fucker so like what are you watching gay
01:55:02
porn doing Like is he whacking it or just watching it for fun?
01:55:06
Is he getting off on it?
01:55:07
Is he whacking off in front of her?
01:55:09
But to the gay porn but doesn't want to fuck her.
01:55:10
So there's some weird discrepancy there
01:55:15
that could still be fun
01:55:17
working at a gay porn.
01:55:21
I have no comment on that.
01:55:24
But nobody apparently nobody to
01:55:27
whacking it to gay porn like in the gay porn
01:55:35
equating it to gay burn.
01:55:41
Like quaking
01:55:46
quaking. It
01:55:47
fled. I
01:55:49
Oh yeah. There it is.
01:55:51
That's what I want to
01:55:55
even say.
01:55:56
I have oh, I have about three minute
01:56:00
3 minutes to fill with pledge live.
01:56:06
Oh yeah.
01:56:07
Rolling up on my birthday
01:56:09
every now and
01:56:14
a fagot
01:56:20
adjective
01:56:22
Queer
01:56:26
noun nerd
01:56:33
noun basketball
01:56:42
part of the body
01:56:45
anal sphincter
01:56:55
letter of the alphabet to it is.
01:57:01
What about the tease?
01:57:03
Nope.
01:57:05
Q That's not our demographic as
01:57:10
Oh, I have
01:57:12
a blurry
01:57:14
woman now.
01:57:25
A ball.
01:57:28
I already said ball.
01:57:29
That's all right.
01:57:31
You can change it. It's not too late.
01:57:33
Oh, testicle.
01:57:35
It's never too late.
01:57:35
You can transition your answer.
01:57:38
All right?
01:57:39
You can make it a virgin.
01:57:42
We got one minute.
01:57:43
Everybody have a shovel ready.
01:57:44
They shot payday loan.
01:57:47
We're not gonna make it.
01:57:50
We can.
01:57:51
We can pause the game.
01:57:53
Ninjas
01:57:58
or I got to put on my good camera, I guess.
01:58:00
Hold on.
01:58:00
Adjective.
01:58:04
Let's go with the groupie.
01:58:10
I don't think it's a real word,
01:58:12
but you know what I mean by groupie
01:58:15
that I hear.
01:58:16
Or like I said, ieydr0py groupie,
01:58:24
even though I was born like at 6 a.m..
01:58:26
But there's another sponsor chance here, huh?
01:58:30
I can't believe we are.
01:58:31
We did not plan this, by the way.
01:58:34
Well, the way, by the way, we did not plan the other way.
01:58:37
Oh, I missed it to go
01:58:41
high gear.
01:58:42
Cheers.
01:58:43
Here's the me 39 birthday.
01:58:47
I don't drink every birthday.
01:58:49
Draw 39.
01:58:51
Here, I got something.
01:58:51
Do. Yeah.
01:58:55
She a big bow too.
01:58:57
So a couple of big foolish posters.
01:59:03
I missed one thing on that.
01:59:04
This is a producer.
01:59:05
Fuck up. Give me the who.
01:59:08
That's what we should do.
01:59:10
Another one of it. A And that was good.
01:59:13
Yeah.
01:59:14
Oh, And so I fucked up because I didn't copy the filter
01:59:18
so nobody can hear the fucking sound.
01:59:20
But I heard it they can't. I got to copy it.
01:59:23
They don't know who gives a fuck about them.
01:59:25
I do know you can give a fuck about them.
01:59:28
I got to all those people that are asshole.
01:59:32
Those people?
01:59:33
Yeah, that person that rewatches.
01:59:36
So one more thing about Nicole, and we're going to have a problem.
01:59:40
Nicole
01:59:44
Dang.
01:59:45
You know what? I'm going to.
01:59:45
I can't copy it when I'm in studio mode.
01:59:47
That's ridiculous.
01:59:50
Like, by far my favorite coworker,
01:59:56
she just earned a promotion.
01:59:59
But you do that. She's a woman.
02:00:00
All right, I'm going to actually listen to her,
02:00:03
by the way, by the happy sound as it goes.
02:00:06
Just give me a second. Hopefully.
02:00:07
How can I fucking do this?
02:00:09
Oh, I'll play the other one first.
02:00:10
That's what this is.
02:00:21
She got big bow, too.
02:00:22
So a couple big booty bell skirts, wrist movie
02:00:26
cooking to cook a mini kitchen comes everywhere.
02:00:31
Said made a juice
02:00:33
everywhere.
02:00:37
Oh my brew with three
02:00:42
Stand up and stand around right now This
02:00:48
weekend Going to go
02:00:54
no sipping
02:00:58
a bunch of things
02:01:17
they have me
02:01:18
but I'm going to do Gonna come up with this shit up in the studio
02:01:26
is a big
02:01:28
birthday
02:01:37
that just goes on and on.
02:01:39
It's I have the better version of the song though, but if it I can bring it up.
02:01:44
I don't know if it's going to drink that.
02:01:45
All right.
02:01:48
So it comes big, beautiful skirts, wrist move.
02:01:52
It could get into a mini kitchen.
02:01:55
Epic games. Wow.
02:01:57
Is it made of juice for middle class?
02:02:02
Oh, my.
02:02:03
Broke with three
02:02:07
stand up and spin around right now This
02:02:14
week going up
02:02:20
don't
02:02:22
you ready
02:02:24
to pick a Barbie?
02:02:28
Oh, very good.
02:02:39
You're going to do your own birthday shot, man.
02:02:41
All right, you ready?
02:02:43
But now we're
02:02:46
gonna come up with this shit up, man.
02:02:48
This year,
02:02:51
birthday is a big
02:02:53
one for the birthday
02:02:59
girl.
02:03:01
I can do
02:03:04
what the
02:03:07
shadow ministry
02:03:11
is a big.
02:03:17
So in about 15 minutes, it's going to be a big booty hole knocking on your door.
02:03:21
Lord. Yeah.
02:03:23
Yeah.
02:03:23
We are going The London
02:03:36
first place.
02:03:37
You went First place?
02:03:39
No, I never watched it this.
02:03:42
I didn't realize it kept going.
02:03:47
We we've been planning this birthday celebration so long.
02:03:51
I got founders
02:03:54
and I actually already teased this one.
02:04:00
That's going to happen.
02:04:04
I want special draw day and you'll see those out.
02:04:09
Stoney Tomorrow, the founders.
02:04:14
Founders of drinking too.
02:04:15
You draw
02:04:17
we got a
02:04:20
yabba dabba do.
02:04:21
Yeah yeah whatever dude are
02:04:25
you got another?
02:04:26
So you want to reveal how old you are? 30.
02:04:31
He's 39.
02:04:32
He turned 39 in a few hours.
02:04:35
You look like you're for 39.
02:04:37
Man, I'm looking great. You know.
02:04:42
Must be the camera.
02:04:44
Well, I've got gray hair. So
02:04:47
it was weird when I figured out that I'm only.
02:04:49
Wow, I'm seven years older than easy,
02:04:54
but 11 years older than draw
02:04:57
that he would roll it over, you guys.
02:05:00
So you're you're being serious right now.
02:05:03
Robin the great
02:05:05
kale.
02:05:07
No, exactly.
02:05:10
Well, is he was a teenager when I met everybody,
02:05:14
but kale was in his early twenties,
02:05:16
but Eazy was 38 by then.
02:05:20
See, maybe four or five years older than Kale.
02:05:22
I was a an idiot.
02:05:24
Absolutely idiot when I was 39. No offense.
02:05:26
I was sexist.
02:05:27
Racist. Anyway, just.
02:05:31
Yeah,
02:05:32
so is everybody else.
02:05:33
Except I'm honest.
02:05:35
It I lost the video you sent. What the hell?
02:05:38
So, yeah, everything's back, by the way.
02:05:39
Obviously, it was back up.
02:05:41
Traffic is back up pretty quick.
02:05:43
Talk about mental note.
02:05:44
Do not copy and paste filters while the show is running live in studio.
02:05:50
Well, but hey, first time we did it.
02:05:53
Shame on whatever second time we do it.
02:05:55
Shame on you.
02:05:57
Say we don't think we need a punishment
02:06:00
or an admonishment style of a thing or something, but I have nothing.
02:06:05
I think you should be admonished.
02:06:07
You should
02:06:10
rumbles been hit and but it's been pretty smooth lately.
02:06:12
And we actually have six rolling with us now, so I think I have six there.
02:06:19
So I'm going to have sex is good.
02:06:26
Oh, okay.
02:06:28
That was my Seinfeld.
02:06:30
Just for the people who are keeping track and keeping score at home.
02:06:34
Oh, yeah.
02:06:37
I'm mark it off every week.
02:06:42
Oral noun.
02:06:45
You guys really start the aftershow.
02:06:47
No more as above. So below.
02:06:49
No, no.
02:06:51
Okay. Oh, down.
02:06:54
Oh, I'm sorry plural. I'm
02:06:58
niggas harder.
02:07:03
What type of intimate
02:07:08
booze?
02:07:10
Okay. Do a shot.
02:07:11
Stop stop the show my birthday.
02:07:14
He said Bruce, he said booze.
02:07:18
All the booze, the merriment.
02:07:20
The merriment show is over.
02:07:21
This is the booze portion of the show verb ending.
02:07:23
And I Angie, I said as a verb ending with what I enjoy.
02:07:28
Don't say that. Oh,
02:07:32
What do you think the chances are
02:07:33
that your conception in the world had something to do with booze?
02:07:37
Oh, oh.
02:07:39
Masturbating.
02:07:46
That was.
02:07:47
That was an awesome timing and saying that now
02:07:51
you think anybody ever been conceived by masturbating?
02:07:54
Yeah. Butcher, I used the military.
02:07:57
What is it?
02:07:58
Clitoris.
02:07:59
Clitoris. Well, you have to say it like that.
02:08:01
Chris The chorus There was seven syllables.
02:08:04
1313 sure is hard to see Your is
02:08:12
being those is
02:08:12
you're supposed to say it helps pronouncing it that way.
02:08:16
It's not this joke joke.
02:08:17
When I was a kid that like my, you know, stupid friends,
02:08:21
their parents actually didn't have sex.
02:08:22
Their dad went to the bathroom, jacked off some of it, landed on the seat.
02:08:25
And when their mom sat down, she got a miss.
02:08:27
Missed the seat.
02:08:28
At first,
02:08:32
only I was probably like, Oh,
02:08:35
you know what?
02:08:35
That's a resilient child, an adult, probably if it made it.
02:08:38
Yeah, no kidding.
02:08:40
Would have to crawl up the seat then.
02:08:41
What Up the leg through the pain.
02:08:44
Grew out of a petri dish.
02:08:45
So whatever the part of the body,
02:08:51
I'm going to go with
02:08:54
Ariela.
02:08:59
Uh huh.
02:09:01
Plural noun
02:09:04
midgets,
02:09:09
adjective
02:09:12
of as smooth
02:09:17
like a Nicole.
02:09:19
Yeah. Creepy.
02:09:21
Oh, shoot.
02:09:22
I gave my brother gave me a nickel the scratch off a frigging lottery
02:09:25
ticket earlier today, and it made me think of you because
02:09:29
I overly examined it to it.
02:09:31
Anybody with. Yeah.
02:09:34
No, no, I do.
02:09:35
I gave my wife, I.
02:09:37
I did a stocking for my wife and I put two screenshots in there,
02:09:41
both losers.
02:09:45
You did you
02:09:48
de-stocking it
02:09:49
because you did a stocking and put some semen in there.
02:09:52
Get it. It did it.
02:09:55
So it that's one silly word
02:09:58
Oh silly word out of
02:10:03
wiggle.
02:10:05
That's a dumb word.
02:10:07
It's silly.
02:10:09
Oh it's so you
02:10:11
so silly.
02:10:13
Wait, wait till you hear how it fits in with the story.
02:10:16
You know, if it sucks, I'm.
02:10:18
I'm telling you, it looks all right.
02:10:21
All right.
02:10:23
If you guys weren't with us last time, this is from.
02:10:26
We're here, we're queer, We're Mad Libs trying to be conclusively.
02:10:30
This is all right.
02:10:32
By the way, what is it?
02:10:33
The the.
02:10:37
You know, the way I do it yourself.
02:10:40
Do it yourself.
02:10:40
Diversity, equity and inclusion, safe sex, one on one.
02:10:44
A lesson in playing it safe.
02:10:46
So this is for okay, but you finally started dating
02:10:49
a hot fagot already fits in perfectly.
02:10:52
Yeah so it's good.
02:10:56
This is great.
02:10:57
You finally started dating a hot fagot.
02:10:59
Now it's time to get queer and take things to the next nerd.
02:11:03
But do you even know how to put a basketball in your anal sphincter
02:11:08
know how your anal sex?
02:11:10
I like it better.
02:11:12
No up.
02:11:13
We've got the s t cuz.
02:11:16
But important.
02:11:18
But it's important to impress.
02:11:19
Yeah, but it's important to practice blurry sex
02:11:21
so you can protect yourself and your testicle.
02:11:24
Your testicle friend.
02:11:28
That's
02:11:30
one thing a lot of ninjas do wrong
02:11:32
is buy condoms that are to groupie groping.
02:11:35
Sorry girl.
02:11:37
Oh yeah, they
02:11:39
do. Wrong is like under to groupie.
02:11:42
They don't just buy Magnum figures because you want to impress your date.
02:11:47
Additionally, make sure you use plenty of booze
02:11:49
when you are masturbating or it's possible that the clitoris
02:11:52
could break out
02:11:57
stupid.
02:11:59
Another good or ariela is to get tested for midgets before you get down
02:12:04
and smooth with another person you don't want to have people.
02:12:08
You don't want to have to call your new sweetie and let them know he's got wiggle.
02:12:13
So it's an STD.
02:12:14
See, I nailed it.
02:12:18
Yeah, I kind of misread some couple of things in there,
02:12:20
but yeah, was pretty good on the
02:12:24
O of please for George birthday.
02:12:29
This is a young, bearded homeless man, bearded fagot
02:12:33
here.
02:12:37
What?
02:12:38
But that's okay.
02:12:41
I'm like, There's something cute up.
02:12:44
Yeah. Do I
02:12:47
thought I did it.
02:12:51
Here is this is.
02:12:53
This is all Gary, too.
02:12:54
So, you know, I also dropped another thing in the chat.
02:12:56
Birthday.
02:12:58
Your birthday.
02:12:59
Happy birthday.
02:13:02
It is your birthday.
02:13:03
You love this guy.
02:13:04
Birthday it is your birthday.
02:13:07
Happy birthday.
02:13:10
Your birthday.
02:13:11
It would be best to be like naked and just let things blocking you.
02:13:15
You know he's naked.
02:13:17
It's how he gets off he birthday.
02:13:19
It is your birthday.
02:13:21
It is your birthday.
02:13:23
Happy birthday. I'm one of those thing.
02:13:25
You're me to your birthday.
02:13:29
Your birthday.
02:13:31
Happy birthday.
02:13:32
You should sing along. Gary. You ready for
02:13:35
your birthday and your birthday
02:13:39
He'd be happy birthday
02:13:43
to you Happy birthday
02:13:47
Be perfect. Hey,
02:13:50
it is your birthday.
02:13:52
And is you going to give him a like happy birthday?
02:13:56
Yeah, your birthday.
02:13:59
Your birthday.
02:14:01
Your birthday
02:14:03
birthday It is your birthday it is you birth.
02:14:08
So what is it?
02:14:10
Happy birthday.
02:14:12
Your birthday.
02:14:16
I can't stop her birthday.
02:14:19
You can like, turn it off.
02:14:20
I shrunk it so much like buttons.
02:14:24
I can't click to watch Happy,
02:14:28
crazy,
02:14:29
crazy movie.
02:14:31
That one Cute.
02:14:35
Oh, goodness.
02:14:37
Okay, well, that was fun
02:14:39
for Jesus birthday.
02:14:44
I hear the show in the background.
02:14:46
That's good to know there's another show.
02:14:50
Oh, yeah, I'll do another. Holy crap.
02:14:52
I'm getting pretty wasted here.
02:14:53
But I haven't done it to after shows or whatever.
02:14:57
No, we haven't ended the other show yet because we were still doing the other one.
02:15:00
You got to see when you said it. We didn't. We said no.
02:15:03
Well okay, you
02:15:04
can say it all you want your sober look.
02:15:07
Okay, That's good
02:16:02
for your show.
02:16:04
So the brain drain, Gary is
02:16:09
super low years his show
02:16:15
he's always made me
02:16:19
radio show is great recession
02:16:24
Now radar so quick quick question
02:16:28
when are we getting the Brady Endura merch up in the Flat Grand Store?
02:16:32
That's a great question.
02:16:34
Where does that voice coming from?
02:16:36
Was that remember, I'm sorry, I'm I'm new to this show.
02:16:39
I got a call a long time ago in the numbers.
02:16:42
I tried.
02:16:43
Hey, leave a message every time.
02:16:45
So I had to stay online.
02:16:48
This is not the week or two for me to change or do anything extra.
02:16:51
Let's save that for the new year and the improvements will be incredible.
02:16:54
I have so much planned.
02:16:56
Oh, I didn't choose.
02:16:57
There's Gary Christmas and a Brady New Year.
02:17:00
Oh yeah.
02:17:00
Welcome to Brady draw show Gary Jerry you need a phone.
02:17:04
Thank you thank you I'm no no first time listener a big fan
02:17:10
I mean
02:17:10
I like Brady and I can tolerate draw we're going to start with a shot.
02:17:16
Oh yeah absolutely.
02:17:18
And just cause okay our first shot,
02:17:27
that was my fifth shot.
02:17:29
The change is about a quarter of a j to the verbal,
02:17:33
but I'm still thinking of boundaries. Yeah.
02:17:36
Flounders I'm going to get some more of this ready and,
02:17:39
and I have my drink from the The Flashdance show.
02:17:43
The Drunk in the video. I said,
02:17:46
Oh, yeah, I know.
02:17:47
This is an absolutely I don't have it cued up
02:17:51
because I think clearly not looking at that I need a lyric on
02:17:55
the Steve if you're listening can I know you're not
02:18:00
your software is awesome, but you need to add better alert
02:18:03
or notification when there's a chat shared because typically the producer's
02:18:07
not on that page
02:18:10
and asking
02:18:11
would you like me to text in the future Steve
02:18:15
than yelling at.
02:18:18
It's like the guy from fucking didn't that one.
02:18:20
There's some creep on MySpace that you're
02:18:23
going to be friends with.
02:18:25
Steve's the guy that coded the invite software.
02:18:28
What did he call it with
02:18:30
friends Transcoding mostly.
02:18:32
Oh, so, you
02:18:34
know, the girl girl voted.
02:18:36
The happy birthday guy is still there. What?
02:18:39
Oh, yeah.
02:18:40
If it was homeless day
02:18:43
your birthday you not
02:18:47
the birthday.
02:18:50
So how long?
02:18:50
How old are you?
02:18:53
39. 39.
02:18:55
Bailey. Riley.
02:18:56
I still don't believe that women say they're 39, like.
02:19:00
Oh, I know, I know. I keep saying I'm 39.
02:19:04
That's why I'm heading to my 12/39 birthday at 1239.
02:19:09
Oh, yeah.
02:19:09
I don't I Some part of me still doesn't believe you.
02:19:14
That's not fair, is it?
02:19:17
I can throw this away.
02:19:18
Right. What does that say? Can anybody read that?
02:19:21
You probably could have thrown it away.
02:19:23
I think it's his halo.
02:19:24
Oh, that.
02:19:25
No, that's bridge.
02:19:26
Wow. It looked like the letters.
02:19:28
No, actually.
02:19:30
Expiration date of the sides.
02:19:33
Thank you for that. That's my.
02:19:35
I don't show that right next to my driver's license number.
02:19:38
What's
02:19:41
Santa fail?
02:19:41
Okay, there's the setup. Merry Christmas.
02:19:43
Every day I gave my phone number away.
02:19:48
And the kind of person that rips I ripped
02:19:49
my Christmas lights down at 1220 on the 26th.
02:19:52
Christmas is all over, Mother.
02:19:54
Christmas over.
02:19:56
It is over.
02:19:56
No, You can keep up to the New Year.
02:19:59
The New Year all the way till the sixth even,
02:20:01
or whatever is now like a week after the new year, if any.
02:20:05
I think it's a about Gary.
02:20:06
You know we just figured March man England
02:20:11
so march as long as you keep them off the fence.
02:20:15
No, the president
02:20:17
would do.
02:20:18
What do you celebrate January what festivity is in January of?
02:20:24
Oh, it's coming up on Valentine's Day.
02:20:26
My family is loaded with birthdays.
02:20:28
I don't know what it is with nine months before January,
02:20:31
but like 90% of my family, family included it.
02:20:34
Their birthdays are in January.
02:20:37
The gestation period for my family is longer than that
02:20:40
because I'm half alien gray.
02:20:43
Only half.
02:20:45
Yeah.
02:20:46
So like our were 11 months, something like that.
02:20:50
I just got that birthday song that's still stuck in my
02:20:52
your birth day.
02:20:57
But it was Motherfucker Go there is
02:21:03
there he is Birthday Your birthday.
02:21:08
They really doubted me.
02:21:10
I sent him.
02:21:11
Obviously I'm not I did not doubt if I would have doubted you,
02:21:15
I wouldn't have played it.
02:21:16
And I just said, This is all Gary.
02:21:19
Gary gets all the credit and I'm again, you interpret that as sarcasm or me.
02:21:23
It's never what is the negative?
02:21:25
I do every joke or I'm gonna steal drugs but they're
02:21:30
they're not they're shaped the opposite of that.
02:21:32
It's kind of, hey, you've not come back.
02:21:35
He's got a floating in the water and I assume he doesn't have pants on
02:21:39
your birthday.
02:21:41
He's actually holding it still with his boner as your birthday.
02:21:44
Yeah, it's your birthday.
02:21:47
Oh, you can just play that, huh?
02:21:50
That's a coffee.
02:21:50
Can still make coffee.
02:21:52
You can't know it. Just feel drunk.
02:21:55
You're right.
02:21:56
My parents got me this at an in an island a long time ago when I was a kid.
02:22:00
And by accident it was tuned.
02:22:03
It is tuned and playable and just, you know, it is made from a coffee. Can.
02:22:08
They sold them a coffee?
02:22:09
You said I want a steel drum. I just thought it was cool
02:22:12
that without getting up I had a steel drum within reach.
02:22:15
My steel drums are not tuned and not hear.
02:22:21
Yeah, not hear that drum.
02:22:23
Doesn't everybody has steel drums and drumsticks within arm's reach.
02:22:26
You're like
02:22:29
everything this is about it
02:22:32
it is psychotic is because it is.
02:22:37
Here's a free tip for drummers to keep one of these with you too.
02:22:41
You know we have a masturbator.
02:22:44
So if you're a vigorous masturbator and as you grow,
02:22:47
I thought that goes without saying,
02:22:50
if you like, a tight squeeze
02:22:53
excuse. Fuck him.
02:22:54
I repeat.
02:22:55
Jesus Christ, He's keeping in the background all the time.
02:23:01
Over here.
02:23:02
Let's get drunk.
02:23:02
Center of them is that.
02:23:05
There we go.
02:23:06
But you think this is Mike? Could be think with.
02:23:09
There's a couple of things that indicate it's not.
02:23:10
I think everything's fake.
02:23:12
So don't.
02:23:12
Don't ask me questions like that.
02:23:15
You're not even a good skeptic.
02:23:18
Yeah. What does that mean
02:23:21
here? Epistemology is poor.
02:23:23
I'll be honest.
02:23:23
That's the most insulting thing that really hurt
02:23:26
more than anything you've ever said in our lives. That
02:23:29
I love you back.
02:23:30
This is not fake here. So coming up here, this is.
02:23:33
Oh, dear God.
02:23:34
Oh, he has had a really hard on the trunk.
02:23:37
Yeah, no one's going to do that for fun.
02:23:41
Yeah Oh, God.
02:23:43
I mean, it's like headfirst.
02:23:45
Totally. You didn't even try to break before?
02:23:48
No, didn't try to
02:23:51
tease you?
02:23:52
Oh, no. Oh, no, no, no, no.
02:23:54
He's not drunk. He just hates that car.
02:23:57
Wait, So,
02:23:59
I mean, I guess it's edited, actually.
02:24:00
Obviously, after the fact on the security footage, but that was a perfect
02:24:04
there. He's hurt.
02:24:05
He's is like missing teeth.
02:24:09
Oh, no, isn't we got to go.
02:24:12
Well, he has to pee.
02:24:13
Yeah. Oh, okay.
02:24:15
Yeah,
02:24:17
Well,
02:24:19
wait for it.
02:24:20
Wait for it. Coming
02:24:23
over here, Down the waterfall.
02:24:25
Over.
02:24:26
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, no.
02:24:31
There's no way, No.
02:24:33
Oh, no, no.
02:24:36
Oh, no.
02:24:40
I think backpack.
02:24:45
Last thing.
02:24:48
Is he going to find his own piss?
02:24:50
Come on.
02:24:52
He looks like he's having issues getting in the elevator.
02:24:56
Oh, that was it.
02:24:57
So that's good.
02:24:59
Oh, it's good.
02:25:01
Except for his weighing on.
02:25:02
I'm a little disappointed they didn't help him
02:25:06
get to the dickens and the this person.
02:25:08
You don't give a fuck what I got.
02:25:09
I got that, I got that.
02:25:11
That's what I would like.
02:25:12
But even if his dick wasn't out, people would probably still push him away.
02:25:15
And Get the fuck out of there.
02:25:16
And I don't blame him, but his timing too.
02:25:18
I'm sure it's much slower to him and they're all like,
02:25:21
Oh, and he's just like, Oh, there is somebody there.
02:25:24
Oh shit. Yeah, I'm paying.
02:25:25
I guess.
02:25:27
You know, he's already pushing them out of the way that we,
02:25:31
I about even that love.
02:25:33
Just this just nothing but love forever.
02:25:35
I'm cheating, too, by the way.
02:25:36
These are half shots, but it's still six for me, and that's not cool
02:25:43
I'm not a fireball,
02:25:45
but I've got the founders and
02:25:49
I'm taking these to
02:25:50
his birthday round I of three.
02:25:54
Three. Yeah.
02:25:54
Three left before I do need to stop and get some more the
02:25:59
the idea
02:26:01
but they were like $15 for four back.
02:26:04
I couldn't believe it.
02:26:05
It's a ridiculous
02:26:09
four pack
02:26:10
so just under $4 apiece they were there six you know. So
02:26:16
the other big I one with my porterhouse, it was really good.
02:26:20
Curious, why did somebody send this video for the show?
02:26:24
I didn't do anything. That's not me. I did it.
02:26:27
I may have done it.
02:26:30
I'll. That you were right.
02:26:31
I was wrong.
02:26:32
I apologize.
02:26:35
It might not have been so.
02:26:37
Do you know what he talks about?
02:26:39
You know where we draw
02:26:42
the conversation on a previous show is got to be draw what you said.
02:26:47
We were talking about the Grand Canyon briefly on a previous show
02:26:50
for my first word.
02:26:54
So you are familiar with it with the U.S.?
02:26:58
Yeah.
02:26:59
No, I mean, this video, all it shows is not the video
02:27:02
it's just you as a black guy.
02:27:04
And I'm like that. That's all shows. No. How do you know?
02:27:07
Oh, it says Grand Canyon. Oh, shit.
02:27:08
I'm like, How do you know that? He's talking about the Grand Canyon.
02:27:10
I bet
02:27:12
there's a lot of interesting stuff about the Grand Canyon talk.
02:27:16
I immediately read the fuck this little gasp like the puppet, not the.
02:27:22
The one that's presented to us is not history.
02:27:24
It's all lies.
02:27:26
I was up all of this summer
02:27:29
from that lost civilization in Grand Canyon was Wait, Egyptian
02:27:43
Grand Canyon is one of the most significant
02:27:45
landmarks in the United States and the world at large.
02:27:49
However, nothing prepares the world.
02:27:51
Yes, it is.
02:27:53
He goes on and on and on and on.
02:27:54
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
02:27:56
We don't do that in the in the really in Georgia,
02:27:59
because the busses is we don't give a shit, but there's a spike.
02:28:03
So we'll go to the spike.
02:28:06
On February 23rd, 2023,
02:28:09
The Joe Rogan Experience
02:28:11
Show took everyone on a roller coaster ride with Joe Tep, Jesus
02:28:15
speaking about the presence of the ancient Egyptians in the Grand Canyon.
02:28:19
His name is here.
02:28:20
He referred to the Smithsonian findings of Egyptian activity in the canyon.
02:28:24
Yeah. What?
02:28:25
What do you.
02:28:25
I'm actually I watch them all the time.
02:28:27
He's on Rumble, and he's one of the greatest, the most vivid rumble creators.
02:28:32
He go kind of goes off.
02:28:33
But I usually agree with his reasonable viewpoints.
02:28:36
I don't know anything about this
02:28:39
except what you sent me.
02:28:40
And I didn't.
02:28:40
I don't like watching it because I don't want to
02:28:44
I want to watch it on the show, you know, if you send stuff. So.
02:28:47
So you sent this, Jerry, What was the
02:28:51
is to I just want to change my name
02:28:53
to like whole fladge G fladge
02:28:58
whole fladged fladge
02:29:01
taking a Okay, give me a second
02:29:07
as to a well-hidden
02:29:08
cave known as Kincaid's Cave in the Grand Canyon,
02:29:11
which is said to be named after a man known as Kincaid G.
02:29:16
Kincaid is said to be the Grand Canyon second explorer and a leading pioneer
02:29:21
in the many discoveries recovered from it here.
02:29:24
The first explorer of the Grand Canyon is John Wesley Powell,
02:29:28
an archeologist with one arm
02:29:30
from the Department of Interior and a director of the Bureau of Ethnology.
02:29:34
At the Smithsonian Institution's One hour, though, Powell was the first to traverse
02:29:39
the Green River route and explore the Grand Canyon, Kincaid seems
02:29:43
to have propounded more daring discoveries that have changed everything.
02:29:47
According to the Smithsonian paper, Kincaid had traveled through
02:29:50
rough conditions, navigating the river from the Green River.
02:29:55
He was accompanied by geologist S.A.
02:29:57
Jordan alongside a team from the So Again, he's going to go on and on and on.
02:30:00
But the gist of it is that the Egyptians
02:30:03
and there's proof that they were in the Grand Canyon
02:30:05
thousands and thousands of years before we arrived here.
02:30:08
We mean in Anglo-Saxon Christopher Columbus, the area.
02:30:14
What's your what do you think of that?
02:30:15
You think
02:30:17
I mean what I mean,
02:30:20
if there was a future,
02:30:21
if there was technology that we have no record of that was advanced,
02:30:24
don't you think they would have some type of travel that would
02:30:26
they can zip around the planet?
02:30:27
Yeah.
02:30:28
I mean, you just you could break it down even to the basics of more less water
02:30:33
pain, you know, more more places
02:30:37
to walk across, more connected land,
02:30:41
maybe even if it goes back prior to, I don't know, ancient fisheries.
02:30:45
I wasn't That may have missed that.
02:30:47
You know, I didn't. I didn't.
02:30:49
I just what I just picked up on is pretty much all I and I and you're right.
02:30:53
So we went oh so you did you bring it up before in a different show?
02:30:57
I mean we briefly I think just Yeah. Is it,
02:31:00
which shows that oh no.
02:31:05
To somebody go
02:31:07
and then I have something to say
02:31:10
blah.
02:31:11
Breaking news this just in We don't do
02:31:14
videos in the fucking
02:31:17
show, by the way,
02:31:18
Gary By the way, by the way, we don't do videos
02:31:22
either.
02:31:23
You're also the host if you get
02:31:26
there, you know, just breaking news
02:31:30
over all Big doobie.
02:31:33
Yes. What is that, like $15 an ounce shake?
02:31:40
All right.
02:31:41
I'm going to read that.
02:31:45
38. But
02:31:46
it's still got the price sticker on it.
02:31:49
Beautiful plastic.
02:31:51
What the what is it? All right.
02:31:52
So Anybody anybody still tuning in or anybody who watches this in the future?
02:31:56
Put it in the comments charts only right now.
02:31:59
But the comments are forever.
02:32:01
THC is 38.7%.
02:32:03
THC A, which I don't know what that means is 21.40% CBD is zero.
02:32:08
So that means there's no really pain relief.
02:32:10
And then C is 42.63.
02:32:14
So as far as my math
02:32:15
goes right now at the moment, that's like 111%.
02:32:22
You're getting higher than you can get.
02:32:26
I haven't opened this this box
02:32:29
in ages.
02:32:31
This is like a box that I use to keep my weed in.
02:32:35
And so I don't know how all this is,
02:32:39
but I'm and this is for our daughter's birthday.
02:32:42
I'm breaking it up like old school
02:32:47
that deserves a shot.
02:32:49
But I don't have shot.
02:32:51
But I do have a phone that deserves a toast.
02:32:53
Are rephrase my tears.
02:32:56
Yeah, I drank that.
02:32:59
I've got to sit in on the the fourth floor.
02:33:03
The fourth floor process.
02:33:06
Yeah.
02:33:08
I'm getting pretty wasted over here.
02:33:11
There are three ways
02:33:13
that the Brady Indoor Show is gone.
02:33:17
The guy, it's always. It's always more so.
02:33:20
Look.
02:33:21
Okay, so now it's all this other stuff.
02:33:24
This is something else
02:33:28
going to put that in there to.
02:33:33
Okay, so that's in there.
02:33:36
Somebody doesn't right now.
02:33:38
15863726872.
02:33:43
Maybe that's the problem.
02:33:44
People aren't smart enough to convert rants into a number
02:33:50
is okay.
02:33:50
This is another kind of stuff that I have.
02:33:54
Also, what can I throw this into? Woohoo.
02:33:58
So you're going like hybrid,
02:34:00
Yeah, Oh yeah.
02:34:02
Okay, so that's in there.
02:34:04
And then I've got this other stuff that's in a cellophane.
02:34:09
This looks like keep the door freeze.
02:34:13
No, I'm just.
02:34:13
Oh no, you just staring blankly.
02:34:19
No, I'm looking at something.
02:34:20
Anything.
02:34:22
I segment or anything.
02:34:24
You don't do anything. You just.
02:34:26
No, nobody else.
02:34:27
We just don't really rip on you.
02:34:28
But still, we don't really know what to say. Really?
02:34:32
You better have.
02:34:33
Actually, I'm tuned in.
02:34:35
I enjoy your show, but, man, I like who's the co host?
02:34:39
I don't.
02:34:39
I don't even understand, like the dynamic, the Brady Andrew Normal.
02:34:43
It's informal.
02:34:44
Brady Andrew Brady And you're the hosts Brady Andrew
02:34:48
You do a lot No I get I get it If I've known you for like 20 years
02:34:53
we have the Brady and you got draw is the bridge Yeah no season
02:34:57
I've known you for 20 years 40 years combined
02:35:01
I don't think this is like
02:35:03
Yeah right It's like 80% of my life that really.
02:35:06
Does that count? Can you do that?
02:35:09
Yeah, you can add it up because it really doesn't make sense.
02:35:13
Is the 40.
02:35:14
No, no, it doesn't actually work that way.
02:35:16
No, it makes more sense because and I hung out with you
02:35:20
24 seven since I met you.
02:35:22
So like, we've actually only known each other for like eight weeks now.
02:35:27
There's times where we. Spent too much time together.
02:35:30
Yeah, Motorcycles. Three.
02:35:32
And one of them was called like 318 or something.
02:35:36
Yeah. You guys want to call or.
02:35:40
Barney was
02:35:41
pissed, so I can be critical as a birthday gift.
02:35:44
You want to try and call I or a prank call?
02:35:46
Oh, yeah.
02:35:47
At least not expecting it. And it's almost 1 a.m. in the morning.
02:35:50
I would say yes is.
02:35:52
And it's Monday so we really need to get two redundant 1 a.m.
02:35:56
in the
02:35:57
so we're we should come up with this and you can see we need to speak to them
02:36:03
but an important matter regarding a video we've known on YouTube.
02:36:09
Oh we're correspondents from Voyager and
02:36:14
everybody wants to know you want to do those videos.
02:36:18
You know what, what's happened to I or where is, you know,
02:36:23
the people the people want to know.
02:36:24
So it's a public service.
02:36:28
You're going to see me doing this.
02:36:29
If this is a public service announcement brought to you by flag trains.
02:36:32
News. No, but we do now
02:36:36
draw.
02:36:37
Mama, Mama, Mama. Flatterer.
02:36:38
You watch gladiator camouflage.
02:36:40
Close your eyes and carry on.
02:36:42
Your work is your perfect losing touch.
02:36:44
The mirror was sick.
02:36:46
Oh, my God.
02:36:48
You guys won't believe it.
02:36:49
Guess what I did yesterday?
02:36:52
I went to.
02:36:53
I went to church.
02:36:55
Why would you do it? So did I.
02:36:57
What the fuck does that? What? I mean, what?
02:37:00
He's all.
02:37:00
I attended a candlelight service
02:37:04
vigil.
02:37:06
It wasn't a vigil.
02:37:08
It was a candlelight service.
02:37:10
And I went and I listened to the Christian message of the hour.
02:37:16
The birth of our Savior.
02:37:17
What do they have to say about it?
02:37:19
So some of it was.
02:37:23
It was the CliffsNotes. Yeah.
02:37:25
Rejoice.
02:37:27
And I was like, Oh, yeah, I like to rejoice.
02:37:29
Is that what you got?
02:37:30
Okay, Today on the show, were you inspired by a church?
02:37:35
Church?
02:37:36
Regional man, that that's why you got into the what's that called?
02:37:41
Why don't you follow the Lord the soapbox?
02:37:45
Because this is a made up like culpa.
02:37:47
You know, it's we're all poor.
02:37:49
You know what that inspiration is?
02:37:51
That is that is the son of the Lord inside of you.
02:37:54
And it is the soul resonating like that.
02:37:58
That is the major Televangelist.
02:38:01
I fucking hate Joel of TV.
02:38:04
Oh, God. Can't open his eyes.
02:38:07
No, because he's in a stupid name like Robin online.
02:38:10
All right.
02:38:11
Chris Lawrence is a much better name.
02:38:15
Your audience.
02:38:17
All right, here we go.
02:38:24
That might have been popping through the door.
02:38:26
That deserves a shock.
02:38:29
Well, all right no,
02:38:33
we're far for a draw.
02:38:36
Oh, no, I'm sorry. That's what I was looking at here. Sorry.
02:38:42
Where's your.
02:38:44
Where's your shirt screen?
02:38:46
No shared screen.
02:38:47
I'm. No, really, I'm just going.
02:38:50
Something more.
02:38:51
Is there more bonus.
02:38:52
Thanks, Steve, but there's no notification when I get a, uh.
02:38:55
Steve, you fucking asshole.
02:38:57
No, he's the short sighted son of a bitch.
02:39:00
I work with hundreds of developers, and Steve developed the invite chart
02:39:03
that makes our screens all together, the sharing, the obese.
02:39:06
And one day I was like, Hey, what do you think about,
02:39:10
uh, audio ducking each individual camera?
02:39:14
It's not there, you know, for a feature request.
02:39:16
Boom, He's working on it.
02:39:18
Really.
02:39:19
He responded like he responded.
02:39:21
As I said, Ted,
02:39:24
what's a good thing?
02:39:25
That's a shout out to Steve.
02:39:26
Yeah. He's the best.
02:39:27
He's the best.
02:39:28
The best, the best. Jared I wouldn't
02:39:32
even do reference to references.
02:39:35
Everything that's trending is fucking sports based.
02:39:38
Cheers to
02:39:40
for some fucking reason, just because you were born,
02:39:42
I don't think that's the thing.
02:39:44
I did the thing once. I'm a man and I don't give women credit.
02:39:47
But the one thing that I feel that I think mothers should celebrate
02:39:50
birthdays, not the actual infant.
02:39:53
Well, I came up.
02:39:54
Huh? What the fuck?
02:39:55
What the fuck did you do 39 years ago?
02:39:58
That is so special I came out blue
02:40:00
because I had the umbilical cord wrapped around my neck.
02:40:03
Oh, look, we that.
02:40:04
We just got seven more female viewers, and then a month later, I got pneumonia.
02:40:08
Did we really have two thumbs up for.
02:40:10
For some reason, we only have two thumbs up for some reason.
02:40:14
That's on me.
02:40:16
I'm. I got mine.
02:40:17
And I've been meaning to call that.
02:40:19
I didn't hear you go, though.
02:40:20
But I can do this.
02:40:23
Could you do. Oh, look at you.
02:40:24
The big thumbs up right where they're coming from.
02:40:28
I can see it on my screen. I know.
02:40:31
And they're cool.
02:40:36
Yeah.
02:40:37
So that fireball really gets hot after, like, the eighth shot.
02:40:42
Yeah, It's not going away.
02:40:44
That's what they call it. Fireball.
02:40:46
I think
02:40:48
I need to get some water. Water?
02:40:50
But I think you guys can carry it for 5 minutes.
02:40:57
Sure.
02:40:58
I'm going to call my shot.
02:40:59
I'm going to shoot an eight under tomorrow at Stoney
02:41:02
Green cards and get it
02:41:05
only possible for you.
02:41:08
Well, a very, very strong,
02:41:11
strong. Very,
02:41:13
very strong, super strong joint goal.
02:41:16
Or is it just like
02:41:20
the thing you want to do it?
02:41:22
Well, okay.
02:41:25
For the look.
02:41:28
No, I'll do it a little further down.
02:41:32
Ooh, look at you, rebel.
02:41:35
But I'm on the Actually, this is street legal.
02:41:38
Actually, when I purchased this, it was not legal because this is very old,
02:41:44
so it might even be doing anything.
02:41:47
I'm reading a long, long time.
02:41:51
This is
02:41:53
the open bar. We.
02:41:54
I don't buy it as much. I buy in bulk.
02:41:57
And then I just ride it
02:42:01
and then I buy more.
02:42:03
Yeah.
02:42:04
I just haven't given to me
02:42:06
or left my house or whatever, and I just throw it in this box.
02:42:10
I don't even know where half of it came from.
02:42:12
You put it in your box,
02:42:15
you stuff it up like a vagina reference.
02:42:20
Vagina reference?
02:42:21
No, no
02:42:23
fucking Twitter.
02:42:23
Stupid
02:42:27
Tweet you later.
02:42:28
It was like nothing interesting going on.
02:42:30
I don't know anything.
02:42:32
So this is weird. I've never been on you guys show.
02:42:34
I know you're kind of. You're kind of killing the.
02:42:37
I know, I know.
02:42:38
I ruin stuff,
02:42:40
but you're trying to.
02:42:42
No, no, I didn't try it.
02:42:43
Anything.
02:42:46
That's the problem,
02:42:48
Right? Right.
02:42:49
Well, I don't want to, like, influence anything of the drugs coming out or no
02:42:57
drug will be there.
02:42:57
Made it sound like yours.
02:42:59
Well, if we changed the time to match what he wants,
02:43:04
he has to his obligation.
02:43:08
If we go noon instead of 11, that's.
02:43:11
That's on him.
02:43:12
If he doesn't show that he's
02:43:15
out, if we alter our time to suit
02:43:20
him, he must meet us right?
02:43:24
I mean, obligatory.
02:43:28
You're going to be his suitor.
02:43:32
If you mean if I'm willing to have sex with him.
02:43:35
Yes. Yes.
02:43:37
I hope you guys aren't talking about me, because I'm not.
02:43:39
I don't go that way we can.
02:43:42
Oh, my God. Brady's wasted.
02:43:44
Is Brady always this wasted for the Brady Show?
02:43:47
No, Never. No.
02:43:49
Usually I am honestly I tried to fireball and we got See Brady
02:43:54
only weighs £160.
02:43:59
What the fuck
02:44:03
is a sweet
02:44:04
first of all what kind of insult is being skinny?
02:44:07
And second of all, I don't weigh that.
02:44:10
Okay. Okay.
02:44:11
£172, you know, insult people when they say they're 160
02:44:16
fat, bald women.
02:44:18
Oh, I'm fat involved.
02:44:21
The problem with I'm sorry if you took that towards you.
02:44:24
I didn't mean that. I just it was a general statement.
02:44:26
I no, I didn't know. I didn't take it towards me.
02:44:28
I pulled it towards me.
02:44:30
I can't stand number eight.
02:44:33
Actually.
02:44:33
Not because it looks like a snowman, right.
02:44:37
No, that's so that is eight is my favorite number because.
02:44:41
When I was a kid and a calculator, it used every light.
02:44:47
Oh, so.
02:44:48
And I don't know why I can't connect that really.
02:44:51
What? You've had me at every light.
02:44:54
Somebody told me now, though, that KKK, Nazi white supremacist
02:44:58
used the number eight for some unknown that escapes me at the mall.
02:45:03
Looks like a swastika.
02:45:05
Any time that I say I like the number eight now I'm like,
02:45:08
Do they think that I'm a white supremacist because I'm not?
02:45:11
So now I just hate the number because I love it
02:45:14
and I can't
02:45:17
I mean, because, you know, the Denver airport
02:45:20
landing pads are shaped like a swastika that must be hard to land
02:45:24
because they'd have to go like, whoa and then, whoa,
02:45:29
I said, landing pads.
02:45:30
It's landing strips.
02:45:31
And no, it's like each separate one
02:45:34
is facing a different
02:45:37
direction.
02:45:38
And the compass rose and
02:45:42
oh, I'll drink to that nine shot.
02:45:44
So then there won't be eight anymore.
02:45:47
All right.
02:45:49
Well, that was the first full 1200.
02:45:52
You were do a half shot.
02:45:54
I admitted it.
02:45:55
So it's okay. I don't take a formal.
02:45:58
No, listen, when was the last time I smoked a doobie and.
02:46:04
And anything else?
02:46:07
Uh, I don't know.
02:46:09
Rhetorical question I have.
02:46:11
You would be the only one that would know that information.
02:46:13
We're not with you. 24
02:46:15
Oh, okay.
02:46:16
Anything live online, Would you.
02:46:19
Would you like me to.
02:46:20
Would you like me to pull up a video?
02:46:22
Yeah.
02:46:23
Oh, who's the Mickey Mouse Club video, right?
02:46:27
No, I got Mickey Mouse dogs.
02:46:30
I love it.
02:46:32
I love it.
02:46:32
I love it. Gary's making a handful of videos. Oh,
02:46:36
yeah.
02:46:36
Oh, it was my birthday party.
02:46:39
Yeah, whatever.
02:46:40
You can figure it out.
02:46:41
But then I won't show the video.
02:46:44
Okay? Don't Show the video.
02:46:46
Hurt my feelings.
02:46:47
Wrong, Wrong answer.
02:46:48
There it is.
02:46:51
Million dollars.
02:46:52
$1 million.
02:46:54
Got out.
02:46:58
Oh, smoking.
02:46:59
Yeah, I was.
02:47:00
I was higher and drunker than I am now.
02:47:04
You know,
02:47:06
There it is taking.
02:47:09
Oh, I'm talking to you right there.
02:47:11
Right there.
02:47:13
Right there.
02:47:13
And I thought you were same over.
02:47:17
Oh, yeah.
02:47:18
I threw the rock into the fire.
02:47:20
You know it's
02:47:23
I've in this dirt at the time where.
02:47:25
No, this shirt producer of the year.
02:47:29
That was incredible.
02:47:31
There was a good poll. Where did you get that.
02:47:33
Holy crap.
02:47:35
I mean, you filmed that, so.
02:47:37
Yeah, I don't know. I know.
02:47:39
It's so this how the Brady Draw show goes?
02:47:42
I Just talk. Can you guys watch me?
02:47:45
No, I'm trying to find
02:47:47
there's never been so much Gary talking.
02:47:51
I know.
02:47:52
He's really Bruce Almighty I, I pull it up in bed
02:47:57
or I turn on the camera with my glasses off
02:48:01
and it looks creepy,
02:48:03
like I'm on Google.
02:48:05
How do you spell ho
02:48:07
h l like I got.
02:48:10
I've got a thing.
02:48:11
But part of me wants to save it for because like, oh, oh.
02:48:15
Jerry either next week going to be on the first of the year.
02:48:20
It's Monday.
02:48:21
It is.
02:48:21
It should be memories if we're sticking to em.
02:48:24
But if we want them totally new, then she doesn't have to be quite so.
02:48:27
Is it.
02:48:27
Why is it why would you go with M's for about three years?
02:48:32
I'm confused.
02:48:32
And why?
02:48:33
It's why It's because December,
02:48:35
the month of December was brought by the letter.
02:48:38
And both of them. Yeah, I'm going to miss that memo.
02:48:42
Yeah, we did too.
02:48:43
But we can roll with the punches.
02:48:45
Wait, I want to go for the reference to say, JR.
02:48:48
We only wake you up for the important meetings.
02:48:50
Okay? Yeah.
02:48:53
I hope you enjoy swaddling clothes.
02:48:56
You should sign very close reference to Christmas.
02:49:00
I hope there's some
02:49:03
doing Christmas.
02:49:04
You guys are actually ignoring every word I'm saying right now.
02:49:09
Drag it into my pubes.
02:49:12
What do you mean about the me?
02:49:13
What did you say about the manger?
02:49:16
Bodily.
02:49:17
Oh, the major. Bring it on.
02:49:19
Bring me some manger.
02:49:23
Even the birthday
02:49:24
giveaway about the altar boy.
02:49:27
Why kings and the shepherds.
02:49:30
Shut up them.
02:49:33
Shut up First
02:49:35
I forgot your show Women.
02:49:38
I don't listen to women. I tell them to shut up.
02:49:40
So what?
02:49:41
One thing we do on the Brady and George
02:49:43
Show as we wrap up anything that we didn't really get to say or do, I
02:49:48
got to close it out.
02:49:50
Okay.
02:49:50
What was your big problem with me called Matthew?
02:49:55
Matthew forgiven her.
02:49:57
She's not even a friggin virgin.
02:49:59
She's a young woman.
02:50:00
The ancient Greek is very clear about the definitions of words.
02:50:05
The English translation is virgin.
02:50:08
The actual Greek is young woman.
02:50:10
The straw here, the virgin birth.
02:50:13
I don't listen to women.
02:50:15
I tell them to shut up
02:50:18
in the woman.
02:50:19
And I listen to women.
02:50:21
I tell them to show up.
02:50:24
Yeah, I hear.
02:50:25
End gunshots. There you go.
02:50:27
I ruined your guys's show. You all go.
02:50:30
I disagree.
02:50:32
I just don't get.
02:50:34
Is George waiting for us to shower him with gifts or something like that?
02:50:37
Baby manger. So I am.
02:50:41
I have questions.
02:50:43
I've Got an opening. So
02:50:46
my son's birthday is around
02:50:48
Thanksgiving, and we made an extra effort to try and separate the two.
02:50:51
What is your experience on sharing a birthday with Christ,
02:50:56
knowing that people are attached to this idea?
02:50:59
Because I get to pass the time by usually by store clerks and like,
02:51:03
just let me fucking live my life. I don't know. I got three brothers.
02:51:06
We got all treated the same. I got shit.
02:51:07
I don't know. Whatever.
02:51:08
It's a day after we celebrate the next day.
02:51:11
Actually, we wouldn't with my grandparents
02:51:13
grandma working remotely after Christmas.
02:51:15
Usually our Christmas Eve party was like kind of our Christmas.
02:51:19
The next day was as we open presence and the rest,
02:51:21
they would just fuck off and play video games.
02:51:23
So non traditional Christmas Day, more traditional Christmas Eve.
02:51:27
My question was answered.
02:51:28
My parents weren't pieces of shit
02:51:30
that said, Here's a present that stands for both know like that.
02:51:34
Like like men that propose on a woman's birthday.
02:51:38
Your present is me So great.
02:51:42
What's that?
02:51:45
George heard it had
02:51:49
what? George still has news hat.
02:51:51
Where do you live? In Alaska.
02:51:53
Yeah.
02:51:55
And you give me the shirt and hat back and I'll get them to draw.
02:51:58
Yeah.
02:52:01
Look, man, I've never felt
02:52:02
more embarrassed as a human being to be.
02:52:06
To be so neglectful to a co-host.
02:52:10
That's the first time I ever said that.
02:52:11
By the way, you're not just a people.
02:52:13
People, people.
02:52:15
Back, back, back, back.
02:52:17
You're adorable.
02:52:19
Oh, well, now he's gone.
02:52:21
See what you did?
02:52:22
You scared him away.
02:52:26
He said he's driving over here,
02:52:28
stumble across his third driver.
02:52:31
You just reminded him that your he hasn't gotten shit,
02:52:33
and there's no reason for him to be here.
02:52:34
Always on his signal.
02:52:36
There's every reason for us to be here to begin with.
02:52:41
I draw.
02:52:43
I'll go.
02:52:44
What He didn't say as well.
02:52:46
So, Willow, you're out of your mind, Spock.
02:52:50
You're out of your Vulcan mind.
02:52:52
Spock, We don't say as above.
02:52:54
So below we let you do that.
02:52:56
Oh, good.
02:52:58
That really?
02:52:59
Yeah.
02:53:00
The more you know, more you know.
02:53:03
So I like you guys.
02:53:04
You don't have bedsides or do do you give moral advice
02:53:09
or oral advice if you want to suck.
02:53:10
Good dick.
02:53:11
The paradox here, what is the problem,
02:53:15
Brie?
02:53:16
Why do you still have Fireball?
02:53:17
The cap is off.
02:53:18
You know, I learned today,
02:53:21
well, my agent does not want
02:53:24
my underage kids.
02:53:26
Taught me what the fun stopper is.
02:53:30
All the fun stopper.
02:53:31
That's what they call little thing in Bacardi that makes you poor slow butler.
02:53:36
Oh, no, that's a splash guard, man.
02:53:39
I know.
02:53:39
I keep it in because I'm like,
02:53:41
Will you get to a point where you realize you need that?
02:53:43
Like, right now I'm making a mess. Yes and no.
02:53:48
You can put
02:53:49
the no press, yes and no, but yes and yes, you can pour faster without it.
02:53:54
I mean, yes, yes and no.
02:53:56
We're going to be
02:53:58
fine. Okay.
02:53:59
Yes and no.
02:54:01
So I tried.
02:54:02
Now that I'm drunk enough, they say it's the thought that counts.
02:54:05
I tried so hard to get a cameo of somebody to say happy birthday to you.
02:54:11
And no Gary suggestion was Jay-Z.
02:54:15
Jay-Z, It's going be too expensive.
02:54:17
Even I just.
02:54:18
Dude, we have we have made no we don't have the $20,000 it costs
02:54:24
we have cents not dollars.
02:54:27
I know last I checked, it was $0.26, which is over quarter.
02:54:33
It is.
02:54:33
But Jay-Z wants a tiny bit more and he doesn't even do cameos because
02:54:39
he says, Fuck you.
02:54:41
I know, I know.
02:54:42
So would I if I said that at all, ever.
02:54:46
So I ask Gary what year maybe 31st favorite rapper is or
02:54:51
but we we came up with nothing.
02:54:54
No I came over to his favorite drummer and his favorite friends cast host.
02:54:59
I'll play the drums for you if you want.
02:55:01
I'll play host to do what?
02:55:03
No, you don't.
02:55:05
You don't get what
02:55:07
you are getting of
02:55:10
overall 11.
02:55:12
Yeah,
02:55:14
I don't know if I
02:55:16
wanted to bother with this at all.
02:55:19
I just feel after show were 31 for
02:55:23
I just showed an 11 after shows.
02:55:26
It was a good time.
02:55:27
I mean, we're going to do a we're going to do a Flashdance.
02:55:30
Did I say this already?
02:55:32
Yeah.
02:55:33
I don't think I was going to do the show
02:55:36
briefly.
02:55:37
We're going to start.
02:55:38
You did the if you haven't ever seen the show,
02:55:41
we're going to show all the super drunk.
02:55:44
This is crazy.
02:55:46
One through 31.
02:55:48
We're going to start at it Friday, December 29th at 10 p.m.
02:55:53
I know we heard all this about the from you when.
02:55:58
But see, it's okay.
02:55:59
Repeat that.
02:56:02
Did you say that again?
02:56:03
I wasn't yelling at you.
02:56:05
It's okay to re promote.
02:56:07
We're going to start the marathon either at 10 p.m.
02:56:11
and December 28th, Thursday.
02:56:13
That's a good idea.
02:56:14
At December 29th, midnight.
02:56:16
I've never heard of any thing
02:56:19
that was cohesive like eight times today
02:56:22
that was coherent.
02:56:25
It was nearly core
02:56:27
to is that was that was that was
02:56:31
all the draw what do you want for your birthday
02:56:36
penis.
02:56:37
Wow. So
02:56:40
you had everything you love penis more than anything else.
02:56:42
You love more women.
02:56:44
I think you're going to need it.
02:56:46
You need to present proofs of proofs.
02:56:50
We still have to themselves.
02:56:52
For some reason
02:56:54
I can't provide why this.
02:56:59
You're going to need to present proof of your girlfriend.
02:57:02
Or I may think that you present too much, project too much and you may be actually,
02:57:06
you're going to like in the zombie sense.
02:57:10
There's nothing creepier.
02:57:11
I've got all the all the joking means that you may be actually gay, which is fine.
02:57:16
I just want you to admit good, right?
02:57:18
No, no.
02:57:19
That's why I'm rough on left handed people.
02:57:22
I'm like a closet lefty.
02:57:25
There is.
02:57:25
There's a chance I could be gay.
02:57:27
There's a chance you're okay.
02:57:30
Yes. Yes.
02:57:32
Statistically, there's a chance. He's right.
02:57:34
Anyone could be gay.
02:57:36
Yeah. Yeah, there's no chance.
02:57:39
I could be. Yes.
02:57:40
I'm a human male, so there's a percentage.
02:57:42
Draw all your money to take me, Jared.
02:57:47
Take me now, Cheryl.
02:57:50
Jerry, I would
02:57:53
to over my church.
02:57:55
Do you happen
02:57:57
to know how hard work so down to
02:58:02
Jerry it
02:58:05
looks okay.
02:58:06
So it's it's pretty cute baby.
02:58:10
It's December 26.
02:58:11
It's officially Boxing Day.
02:58:12
Christmas is over.
02:58:14
We're leaning into the New Year's I.
02:58:16
What is this for you? Shut up.
02:58:20
I potentially would save this for next week.
02:58:21
This is a drawer story.
02:58:23
It's complete with video as well.
02:58:34
Can you play this?
02:58:36
Can you show this video?
02:58:38
Damn it.
02:58:41
Which video?
02:58:42
But that one?
02:58:44
I can see it on the screen.
02:58:46
So here's a problem again, Steve, again, I apologize.
02:58:51
It's a great software, but when I look over
02:58:54
toward Daughtry, hey, hold on.
02:58:58
Joel alerts me that there's a video and I look over
02:59:00
and I see in everything from the first $0.20
02:59:03
as seconds ago, seconds ago, seconds ago, seconds ago, 2 seconds ago.
02:59:07
So I could assume that the last one is there.
02:59:09
But did you just say no?
02:59:10
No, it's actually I'm sharing it, not doing the link.
02:59:12
I gotcha. Boom. There you go.
02:59:15
Yeah.
02:59:16
So this guy right here,
02:59:21
he was kind of with
02:59:22
a group, but he wasn't really totally with them.
02:59:25
This is a hotel party for New Year's.
02:59:28
He's dressed like them.
02:59:29
We're on the second story. No, not really.
02:59:32
This is, I think, a security guy right here, actually.
02:59:35
Yeah.
02:59:35
Yeah. And uniform man on the second story.
02:59:38
And we're watching. We're.
02:59:40
He went out of his way
02:59:41
to wear a blue shirt and black pants because he knew security guys wore that.
02:59:46
These guys, these couch areas are VIP area up gear is not your show.
02:59:50
These couch areas are VIP areas where you would pay like
02:59:53
a stupid amount of money for basically a dumb little couch.
02:59:56
And then at this point, anyone would just roll up in there and.
02:59:59
That's basically kind of what this guy was doing.
03:00:01
This guy's trying to find a check and he's like going around
03:00:04
and creeping on every every single check.
03:00:06
The problem is, is that he's like, creeping on chicks that are with dudes.
03:00:10
And just because he doesn't, he's come around and they're not right there.
03:00:13
He's all like her.
03:00:14
And then the dude's like, you know, shitty with them.
03:00:16
And so we're kind of watching them
03:00:17
and he's doing some kind of risque shit and it was kind of being an issue.
03:00:20
But this is a video that I took of him just kind of like
03:00:24
he's just aimlessly wandering,
03:00:29
looking around, trying to find,
03:00:31
and he goes back to the VIP area
03:00:35
because there is nothing more to remarkable
03:00:37
this video, other than like he's walking through.
03:00:40
Right.
03:00:41
He sees these two chicks and he's like, Oh, shit.
03:00:43
He's like looking at he's staring at them he sees these two chicks kind of
03:00:46
right here.
03:00:47
He approaches them, but then realizes like
03:00:50
he's just kind of hanging about
03:00:51
and then he realizes, Oh, there's like a dude there.
03:00:55
This guy was just being really weird and suspicious.
03:00:57
And so point he was just we were down there
03:01:00
and he was being fucking weird.
03:01:02
And so I said something to him and he didn't like it very much.
03:01:05
And so like, I just started, so I didn't really say too much.
03:01:10
And then all of a sudden he grabs a chair and he comes at me.
03:01:14
He comes at me with a chair.
03:01:15
And so I start laughing.
03:01:16
Oh, yeah, that's he's just this little guy.
03:01:19
And like, he needed the chair and like, I know there was really stand on it,
03:01:25
but he had like the legs at
03:01:26
me and he was like coming at me with it is lion tamer.
03:01:30
And so security ended up getting involved and he ended up getting thrown out.
03:01:35
But they almost didn't want to at first because he was drunk
03:01:38
and they were kind of worried
03:01:39
about the liability, but they were like, Yeah, you can just go home.
03:01:43
Yeah, but yeah, it's kind of funny.
03:01:48
But then I realized that I had a video of the dude and I'm like, Oh yeah.
03:01:52
So it's stories.
03:01:54
The reason I started taking the video
03:01:55
was because he was already doing some weird shit up to that point.
03:01:58
And so I'm like, Okay, let me start filming.
03:02:01
Nothing happened in the video that I saw or that I that I took. But
03:02:06
yeah, it was funny.
03:02:07
He grabbed the charity, came at me laughing about it
03:02:09
for the rest of the night.
03:02:10
And then we came across other people and other people came up to me
03:02:13
and they were like, Dude, I'm glad you did that. Because he was like,
03:02:16
He was like, I was about to fucking beat the shit out of them.
03:02:18
Like there was a bunch of dudes that were like, Yeah, like
03:02:21
I everyone goods.
03:02:24
See, you save the good drawers stories for the aftershow.
03:02:27
No, I just think next week it's going to be I'm
03:02:38
in the middle of
03:02:40
the shop.
03:02:42
Problem is. Really?
03:02:44
Well, it's my show, but it's you guys without me then.
03:02:49
Then the real draw comes out.
03:02:51
Unfortunately,
03:02:53
that's get.
03:02:55
We're wrapping up.
03:02:56
This is on my list of stuff.
03:02:58
We're just fine. No, no, that's cool.
03:03:00
Give me your list.
03:03:01
I showed you my notes.
03:03:03
Look, I know I'm an open book. This.
03:03:06
No one is worth it.
03:03:09
So you know what?
03:03:10
If I want to, if you.
03:03:14
I'm a very, very quiet man.
03:03:16
I speak.
03:03:17
Yeah, that's the way and draw. So if.
03:03:20
If not even me.
03:03:22
If you've fulfilled our needs, the braiding draw show would be.
03:03:25
That was great.
03:03:26
Have a good night. We'll talk to you next week.
03:03:28
Yeah.
03:03:30
I'm your special guest.
03:03:33
I know that.
03:03:34
That was so rude of me.
03:03:36
I married t your franchise.
03:03:39
No pledge g flag.
03:03:41
I apologize.
03:03:42
Like, if there's if there's a Brady and draw following, They've heard of me.
03:03:47
Each and every one of them. As heard of you.
03:03:49
Then just for this back end.
03:03:52
I know, I know I do. I'm one of those guys.
03:03:55
They're just like, I don't know that I can say we don't exist.
03:03:59
The show is no such thing as a Brady and draw show enthusiast.
03:04:05
That isn't a flag fan.
03:04:06
Not one, Not one.
03:04:10
I don't know what the show or anything to say about that.
03:04:12
I don't know what comes before before the Brady and Draw show
03:04:16
but it seems boring but all I know is I read about 130 if I tune in the
03:04:20
I only takes one true story like that to prove me wrong.
03:04:25
But guess what?
03:04:26
It it doesn't exist. Uh,
03:04:30
I would be funny if someone did call and say, Listen, I don't.
03:04:34
I don't know a show.
03:04:35
Come on.
03:04:36
Before you guys, the show will be Laverne and Shirley.
03:04:39
Dude, he's awesome with the Grinch.
03:04:43
He looks like a Grinch.
03:04:45
Hey, I would challenge our viewer numbers against yours
03:04:49
right?
03:04:50
I wouldn't.
03:04:51
It's so we're like, they're. There's.
03:04:54
You don't have a bet problem.
03:04:56
I would bet with you I feel 100% responsible both.
03:05:00
So I lose either way.
03:05:02
But I agree with I need to recognize your fault.
03:05:05
We give her credit.
03:05:07
You get the blame.
03:05:08
Everyone, I need to recognize.
03:05:09
Gary said about that.
03:05:11
It was there is zero, even if there's zero viewers.
03:05:13
The whole point of this has nothing to do with you.
03:05:16
We thank you. But it has nothing.
03:05:18
It has nothing to do with you.
03:05:20
It has everything to do with us.
03:05:22
I am the having the best
03:05:25
character on your show in the host of mine.
03:05:28
Now you're getting kind of,
03:05:31
What are we going to do?
03:05:33
Arrogant Ruth.
03:05:34
Here's egotistical
03:05:39
ego testicles.
03:05:41
Boston Your ego is famous, handsome, sexy.
03:05:47
Who you going for?
03:05:49
Claymation, Balloon animal.
03:05:51
You really think you're going to win the war?
03:05:53
Yeah.
03:05:54
Oh, I'll beat you by 14 Strictly because I'm okay.
03:05:58
If you shoot three under, I won't beat you by double digits.
03:06:03
I stepped away.
03:06:04
Are you guys golfing tomorrow? Yep. Yes, we.
03:06:07
And that's what Stefan called it.
03:06:09
He just called it golfing,
03:06:12
though The last person.
03:06:13
Correct.
03:06:14
Any disc golf recalls a golfing or ball?
03:06:16
Golfing
03:06:18
Gary Golf? No.
03:06:20
Golfers call it golfing and disc Golfing.
03:06:22
But this golfers call it golfing and ball.
03:06:24
Golfing.
03:06:27
So you're going golf.
03:06:28
You're going golfing tomorrow at
03:06:31
at the normal place.
03:06:32
Oh, I'll be there, Tony.
03:06:35
I'm not going. I don't worry.
03:06:36
I'm just asking.
03:06:38
We're going to get snow down to the regular place.
03:06:40
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, no.
03:06:42
Everyone show up.
03:06:43
Bring your A-game, Bring your team works.
03:06:45
I clearly didn't say the places were good.
03:06:47
You guys didn't say the place.
03:06:49
Bring your pitchforks and torches.
03:06:51
I did actually say the name of the place, which is Stoney.
03:06:54
Oh, you did okay.
03:06:56
Yeah, said Stone. I would have done that.
03:06:59
Yeah, I did.
03:06:59
I have done that. Well, there you go.
03:07:02
There you go. Everyone meet them out there, too.
03:07:04
Are coming for me.
03:07:06
See you there over the summer.
03:07:10
You're a big dummy.
03:07:11
You're going to be coming for you.
03:07:13
Sure doesn't say big dummy this time, You big dummy.
03:07:17
I know what you heard the phrase one of world studying.
03:07:21
There's no such thing as the Brady and Draw fan
03:07:25
that hasn't heard the friggin fragrance line podcast.
03:07:29
There's that one listener that tunes.
03:07:31
Okay, that one guy is hilarious.
03:07:35
And I'm like, I'm actually a fan of him.
03:07:38
He doesn't look at the name.
03:07:39
It was a circle all the same.
03:07:42
It's a ring.
03:07:44
He doesn't look at the name, he doesn't subscribe.
03:07:46
He just knows that like it's, like he knows the picture of me
03:07:50
and Brady there. And he goes, Yeah, that's the show I want to listen to.
03:07:52
Not the one with like the three pictures.
03:07:54
I don't know what that is, but the one with the two guys.
03:07:58
No, I actually.
03:07:59
I want more of this guy.
03:08:01
Oh, just a happy big guy.
03:08:03
Oh, just look at that.
03:08:05
How big a happier or just my happy, happy, happy guy.
03:08:10
Oh, just a happy, happy, happy big guy. Oh, just out.
03:08:13
Look at that.
03:08:14
So you realize the dog.
03:08:15
The dog has a defect.
03:08:17
His legs are like retarded jello and broke right walk.
03:08:20
He walks like that.
03:08:22
He does that is completely exploiting it for some still talk
03:08:26
viral for our enjoyment is happy
03:08:30
happy, super happy. You're right.
03:08:33
It's really negative into a positive and we should do that.
03:08:35
We're not the dogs were not the merriment of the dog.
03:08:40
Look at it.
03:08:41
The merriment. It's amazing.
03:08:44
It's perfect.
03:08:45
I don't think amazing means. The same thing it does to me.
03:08:47
It does to you,
03:08:50
Brady.
03:08:50
You sent me that three years ago.
03:08:52
It's incredible that this is part of this now.
03:08:55
The happy dog.
03:08:57
It is.
03:08:57
He did. Brady sent me that link.
03:09:00
That's how I got that. Yeah.
03:09:03
Brady sent me that via text only go like
03:09:07
it was written in a blue text with an underline.
03:09:11
A blue underline and you know, hyper.
03:09:15
It's a hypertext link and hopefully hypertext.
03:09:20
What the fuck are you talking about?
03:09:22
Hyper cast, super link, hyper tags.
03:09:25
But cast super link
03:09:28
08pcstdgd.
03:09:32
Say you were are you are you going to see these?
03:09:36
You have to fill your URL you for l
03:09:39
o for all.
03:09:40
I'm happy I invite you to be,
03:09:46
but I'm not playing that again.
03:09:49
We'll play the dog that cat people
03:09:53
have before the
03:09:58
but how is it really?
03:10:00
How would you like.
03:10:01
Oh, just a happy, happy big guy.
03:10:03
Oh, look at that.
03:10:04
I have big Oh to have big dog but
03:10:07
it might have say happy guy.
03:10:10
Oh just a happy, happy, happy.
03:10:12
Just feel like you're putting the dog's ability for a good dog.
03:10:16
It might have big happy guy.
03:10:19
Oh I look at that.
03:10:22
I have been.
03:10:24
Oh yeah.
03:10:27
And 100% the dirty
03:10:29
the Brady your show does way better reason you said you brought Jerry over there.
03:10:35
Yeah there are
03:10:38
there are probably well
03:10:40
that there are probably people watching right now that to draw or maybe
03:10:45
she'll spell those things out for you you do
03:10:50
it spelled out look see that's a producer look look at the hair.
03:10:54
Another look at the power I have at the fucking screen right now.
03:10:58
You have it Grow hair.
03:11:00
Our Brady version. Wow.
03:11:04
Gravy and bra hair.
03:11:06
That's what the hell happened?
03:11:10
No, I don't.
03:11:11
You know, we're living in a simulation.
03:11:14
You need to
03:11:16
a real ledge.
03:11:18
This is a guest spot.
03:11:20
Hundreds.
03:11:22
Oh, I'm sorry.
03:11:23
39 pitches.
03:11:26
39. Oh, yeah, that's me.
03:11:29
I know.
03:11:30
My birthday
03:11:31
or the birthday show.
03:11:34
Somebody kind of special guest that I'm the birthday person. Yes,
03:11:39
I have.
03:11:39
I have people.
03:11:41
This is the head, the happiness guy.
03:11:42
Fuck yeah. They
03:11:46
he reminds me of a fat nate birthday.
03:11:50
Who's why was Nate
03:11:53
You guys know who I'm talking about?
03:11:56
We know exactly who you remind me of.
03:11:58
Fat, boldly, balding.
03:12:01
That bald Nate
03:12:04
the beaver, the birthday.
03:12:09
You know what?
03:12:10
Brady didn't like that I started this, but he played it reluctantly.
03:12:15
And this is the 18th time he's done.
03:12:17
So that instrument is just gorgeous to listen to me.
03:12:20
Is it really is the steel drum thing
03:12:24
like Jesus
03:12:25
or Neptune, the floating turtle celestial drum?
03:12:28
It's like a beautiful piece.
03:12:30
It is beautiful and it doesn't sound right.
03:12:33
If it's not floating,
03:12:35
you actually have to stand waving in water in order to play a whole.
03:12:40
That's turtle, bro.
03:12:42
He's got his boner sticker ready to be
03:12:44
sold, as I understand.
03:12:47
Is Definitely.
03:12:49
More on
03:12:51
this is the Brady Draw show where this isn't catered towards.
03:12:54
Oh, I'm sorry I brought Jesus here.
03:12:56
We have a much broader than the flatulence episode
03:12:59
because we currently have a love watching, just looking for a
03:13:02
different demographic broaden their minds.
03:13:05
Lauren Lauren's The Brady
03:13:08
Draw show is currently almost doubling the numbers Siberians got.
03:13:11
So there are some people that have never heard of Ladder
03:13:14
and that are watching right now that only way to end because I no longer
03:13:18
record an important like no worthy podcast
03:13:23
Brady Brewer what a dip she is great.
03:13:26
Hey, drink some more Some more.
03:13:29
I know it's your birthday Where would you say goes?
03:13:33
Happy birthday
03:13:36
I'm going to refill my balloon I
03:13:38
you want but they are 30
03:13:44
They they do
03:13:50
Yeah. Or Earth.
03:13:52
There you are.
03:13:55
Or does
03:13:58
he just leave all by yourself on your own parties?
03:14:01
It's like you're the host now, and I have to tell her.
03:14:05
And I do that on this rock
03:14:09
and just now on the floor of my floorboard was borrowed.
03:14:15
That's what it looks like from that.
03:14:17
And it's what it looks like from the very end.
03:14:21
That's what your very tip end.
03:14:24
We got it.
03:14:26
We hear that rock, Rock scream has a rock.
03:14:32
Happy birthday.
03:14:34
Happy birthday.
03:14:36
Happy birthday
03:14:40
by you.
03:14:41
Full screen bullshit.
03:14:43
I'm the best.
03:14:47
Who is rock?
03:14:48
And he broke the code.
03:14:49
If you want to rock, all you have to do is present a rock.
03:14:52
I want to rock.
03:14:55
How about you?
03:14:58
Is Bernie still in Florida or.
03:15:00
She's right there, right?
03:15:01
No, like 80 feet that way. 12.
03:15:05
I'm going to Florida week. What?
03:15:07
What are you doing in Florida?
03:15:09
Fucking around the governor.
03:15:11
I think he tried to take over the world.
03:15:13
If you want to find out, you got time off.
03:15:15
Just fucking going to Tampa. Clearwater.
03:15:18
So you're not is hiking a mountain while a vacation.
03:15:24
This is Miles gain Here's
03:15:27
well Castellano travel miles are going to do
03:15:31
it's going to be too easy to fly a lot for work
03:15:35
and and he got involved family founder like the other side of the world
03:15:39
how many of you Gary Yeah
03:15:43
I can do it I don't you talked as much on your show.
03:15:47
Oh there you
03:15:51
may feel
03:15:52
like what you're doing what I do on your show.
03:15:55
I know I like what you do on my show.
03:15:59
I know we're we're losing people because of you.
03:16:02
Whatever
03:16:04
we want.
03:16:06
Full screen.
03:16:08
I'm Happy birthday.
03:16:11
Happy birthday draw you.
03:16:13
So get me audio
03:16:16
that.
03:16:20
No fucking dipshit
03:16:24
kidding.
03:16:28
I got two producers can't do that.
03:16:31
Can you hear that?
03:16:32
Yeah, I can hear you.
03:16:33
Hit it with your drumstick. Like, be like.
03:16:36
Yeah, barely.
03:16:37
Just like, not the sound of the thing. Go.
03:16:39
There's no sound going
03:16:43
here.
03:16:43
Thank you for that feedback. I can fix that.
03:16:46
I wasn't sure what she meant.
03:16:48
Let me ask you a question.
03:16:49
Should I copy and paste the filter?
03:16:52
Yes. Have you taste?
03:16:56
No. No, I shouldn't.
03:16:57
It'll crash the show.
03:17:00
Oh, yeah.
03:17:05
I'm afraid to even add them.
03:17:09
I'm going to anyway.
03:17:14
Well,
03:17:19
and then this one
03:17:21
so I can hear it.
03:17:31
But she can hear it now.
03:17:37
Fuck, yeah.
03:17:38
Rock it out.
03:17:39
It's loud in there.
03:17:42
And here it sounds good on my.
03:17:43
And I got to remember that it's 120 in the morning.
03:17:49
Oh dear. Now,
03:17:57
with your penis out, cock out.
03:17:59
I believe it's cock out.
03:18:04
It is your birthday.
03:18:10
It's your birthday.
03:18:14
So happy birthday
03:18:17
Your birthday and birthday.
03:18:20
It was very silly and
03:18:24
too peaceful for drums.
03:18:26
Sometimes it doesn't need drums or
03:18:30
like, sure to name your birthday.
03:18:34
You guys.
03:18:38
Happy birthday.
03:18:40
What time of the day were you born?
03:18:44
Your birthday and the morning
03:18:47
thing.
03:18:47
It is your birthday birthday big.
03:18:51
It's fucking headset tone
03:18:54
fucking guttural.
03:18:55
And you?
03:19:00
Why can't I find one?
03:19:01
I'm looking for you
03:19:07
First song about that birthday
03:19:10
Are you have a body of children's toys Gary who's who did you do?
03:19:14
Did you take Who did you take this time?
03:19:17
I Darth Maul light saber and name.
03:19:19
Who did you take?
03:19:22
There's probably Indian burglar out.
03:19:26
Did you take that?
03:19:27
He took the kid doing Halloween.
03:19:33
What's the
03:19:37
besides that terrible man?
03:19:38
No, I can't play you to this.
03:19:40
And you say, What's this episode? It's terrible, babe.
03:19:42
It was a joke.
03:19:44
You said, You know, that's a big joke. Yeah.
03:19:46
You still haven't found what I'm looking for.
03:19:48
And I have this wonderful new thing that is actually tracking
03:19:50
everything you guys say to help me find links.
03:19:53
Oh, yeah?
03:19:55
Where the fuck am I?
03:19:56
Find the fucking page.
03:20:00
Neil Young sucks.
03:20:02
The Rolling Stones suck with suck sucker.
03:20:06
The better they bought your Jagger, preferably Mick Jagger sucks balls.
03:20:12
Hold on.
03:20:13
You know what?
03:20:13
Even if you're sucking, if you can, you have balls.
03:20:16
If you can do what you're doing
03:20:17
until into your late seventies and still, like, sell out arenas and stadiums.
03:20:21
I'm sorry, not arenas stadiums
03:20:24
And you're pretty good at sucking whatever you do.
03:20:28
Yeah I know I don't state what I say because I think it's
03:20:34
the Brady and George show like we do, like we bullshit on flag rants.
03:20:37
We don't cater to the host like we do on flag draped.
03:20:41
So you're full of shit
03:20:44
bullshit. Yeah. Is that a real life?
03:20:47
The you see the weapon I carry.
03:20:50
So my problem with light saber is how do they make
03:20:52
the energy stop three feet away from the projector?
03:20:56
You can only go so far Complicated as to do the crystal.
03:21:01
Is. Is. Are you sick?
03:21:02
Do you know Star Wars, Laura, Are you talking out of your ass again?
03:21:06
Because that's serious.
03:21:07
They only do actions.
03:21:09
That's a speech.
03:21:11
That's a serious physics statement.
03:21:13
The lightsaber.
03:21:14
The lightsaber were going much farther
03:21:17
or wouldn't be powerful enough to cut it.
03:21:19
Is is kyber crystals.
03:21:22
How? If the laser guns, what do they call the guns?
03:21:26
They're.
03:21:26
They're laser beam gunfire.
03:21:28
I know
03:21:30
they're shooting lasers with their lasers.
03:21:32
Why are they why isn't it moving at the speed of light?
03:21:35
How can they be?
03:21:36
How can they dodge that few you who dodges them?
03:21:40
They shouldn't be able to die like no more than a bullet to dodge that.
03:21:43
No one can dodge and blaster.
03:21:45
Yeah, well, yes, they can. They do all the time.
03:21:47
Why is it a trap?
03:21:48
Way you can dodge the ranch.
03:21:50
You can dodge a blaster.
03:21:52
They never go like this, and they never do that.
03:21:53
Nobody ever do this.
03:21:57
Crazy reverend knows that.
03:21:59
Well, listen, I've got the blaster.
03:22:02
I have the lightsaber. I'll.
03:22:03
I'll do the light saber over the blaster.
03:22:05
Well, who takes the lightsaber duel blaster fight, man?
03:22:09
But you can hit the blaster pieces
03:22:10
with the lightsaber, but you shouldn't be able to.
03:22:12
Of the light.
03:22:14
It couldn't be able to if they were traveling at the speed of light.
03:22:18
And they do, They actually do.
03:22:21
We went from 11 for
03:22:24
300 meters per second.
03:22:30
It's a very, very fast rate of speed,
03:22:37
300,000 meters per second.
03:22:41
So the lightsaber
03:22:43
where the blaster shooting at the speed of light film you, they are
03:22:47
they're basically simultaneously it reaches you though moment
03:22:51
they fire, you can see it, it shoots out, you can see it, It doesn't go that
03:22:55
Oh, no, no.
03:22:57
Star Wars is really bad at doing like science fiction recreations.
03:23:02
They do a fantasy version of a spaghetti Western, whereas
03:23:08
they've got a camera crew
03:23:10
and the bad guys can't aim like they miss.
03:23:14
They missed their target.
03:23:15
So if there were military light trained,
03:23:19
they would do just shots that that score.
03:23:23
But no, these guys are clowns.
03:23:26
They suck. And it's funny,
03:23:29
in the show to watch the stormtroopers actually miss every target.
03:23:35
Every time is hilarious.
03:23:38
Military training doesn't allow for that.
03:23:41
And it's the opposite.
03:23:42
It's the opposite of what could be true.
03:23:48
Oh, okay. Yes.
03:23:53
I like this show better.
03:23:56
No, you're killing our audience.
03:23:59
I'm going to get out of that.
03:24:00
I'm not going to lie.
03:24:02
I'm I'm not, you know, literally
03:24:05
real audience down to just the people that deserve it.
03:24:08
Do you?
03:24:09
You, everybody. Hey, this thing.
03:24:13
But no, Brady, Shut up, you guys.
03:24:16
So you have continued to get out
03:24:19
your fake blaster burn.
03:24:23
Oh, and I can't take it anymore.
03:24:26
I got to go get my original Star Wars blaster hanging.
03:24:29
Oh, no.
03:24:29
Okay, go get it. Get that thing.
03:24:32
Go get that.
03:24:33
They're going to pull my penis off your birthday.
03:24:38
They got to get a blaster better than mine.
03:24:44
This is my brother is the best blaster.
03:24:49
No one to drive a better blaster than mine.
03:24:55
First thing
03:24:58
is, you first.
03:25:00
And it's your birthday.
03:25:02
Happy birthday.
03:25:04
Your birthday, your birthday, your birthday.
03:25:10
Then first
03:25:13
birthday,
03:25:15
birthday girl
03:25:19
who birthday
03:25:22
your birthday your birthday.
03:25:27
It is your birthday
03:25:29
It is your first birthday.
03:25:33
Oh, birthday
03:25:37
your birthday.
03:25:39
Your birthday.
03:25:42
I've been holding down the Brady and Gerard show
03:25:46
all by myself for about 4 minutes now.
03:25:49
Happy birthday, Hydra.
03:25:52
I haven't seen Brady in a while.
03:25:54
You play drums and you do your thing.
03:25:57
You passed out.
03:25:59
No, no, he's good.
03:26:00
He's fine.
03:26:02
Tell you what.
03:26:03
He's had, like, nine shots of that furball.
03:26:06
Should have planned that a little better.
03:26:08
I can't find it.
03:26:10
Nice word, but
03:26:12
I have it from 19 1977 or whatever.
03:26:15
The original Stormtrooper Blaster toy.
03:26:18
So what? While still the best.
03:26:21
Fuck off, man. I got to go find.
03:26:24
Yeah,
03:26:26
that is great, Brady.
03:26:27
Such a tease.
03:26:29
It's.
03:26:29
I know I win because I'm the best.
03:26:33
You're right.
03:26:34
He was wrong, you know?
03:26:36
I knew I was wrong.
03:26:37
Apologize
03:26:40
to him, Brady.
03:26:41
I didn't even click it.
03:26:42
My hands were here in that place for the rest.
03:26:45
Like God made it happen. Here. We will be real. Real.
03:26:48
We will be true.
03:26:49
Or I have voice activated cuz no real, real, real, real.
03:26:54
No. On
03:26:56
your birthday.
03:26:58
Where is that blaster thing?
03:27:02
Real? I'm trying to remember.
03:27:05
Don't you have those, like, boxes that like down the yard?
03:27:10
You've got storage outside your house, right?
03:27:12
They're not outside. They're here in bins.
03:27:14
But when I went to open the box, all there were were muppets.
03:27:19
Love it.
03:27:20
I read about it.
03:27:23
You only crossover character.
03:27:24
There is Sesame Street and the Muppets have one crossover character.
03:27:30
One and only one.
03:27:32
It's Kermit the Frog.
03:27:35
He was the best reporter ever.
03:27:37
He taught me how to question totally.
03:27:39
He taught me how to question everything.
03:27:41
There was little Miss Piggy on Sesame Street, but
03:27:43
girl is that is boyfriend.
03:27:47
Kermit was, the main character of Sesame Street?
03:27:51
The star of the fifth Street?
03:27:53
Eating on stream is not appropriate,
03:27:57
but what do you mean?
03:28:00
You do it all the time.
03:28:02
And and I was told
03:28:07
it's not appropriate.
03:28:07
Dude, I finished that whole year
03:28:12
and I sit out in a cold barn and I like coughing, sneezing,
03:28:16
I like wipe my nose in front of the screen.
03:28:20
I have the least successful of all time
03:28:23
and you guys are only second to me.
03:28:27
You see how I muted myself during all that?
03:28:30
Oh, see how you do that big, no pun drunk pledge.
03:28:36
You know, it's very us.
03:28:37
I don't know how you did that.
03:28:39
This is the draw and draw.
03:28:41
And so we are all drawing. Oh,
03:28:44
I changed my name legally draw three weeks ago
03:28:49
that people were draw
03:28:51
and draw is really our draw.
03:28:54
We are the draw.
03:28:55
We are draw and draw is us. We are draw.
03:28:58
You are draw is us. And we are.
03:29:02
We are draw,
03:29:04
we are draw or that draws us.
03:29:08
We are drawing.
03:29:12
We're ridiculous that right now
03:29:18
we're like might move
03:29:20
it wasn't worth they had to burn the head for me
03:29:28
seriously really hated me
03:29:30
when I said that to them and I didn't learn what was wrong like that.
03:29:34
Both You just inferior.
03:29:38
What is your basis for saying that?
03:29:39
I hated it.
03:29:41
Oh, I decided that because you want to
03:29:46
trust it
03:29:48
physical
03:29:50
and I don't take no from the woman.
03:29:52
By the way.
03:29:53
By the way, I don't take no orders from no women that you burn.
03:29:58
I made the very most that I don't get it.
03:30:02
Okay.
03:30:04
But 35 of the original to ask.
03:30:09
Watch your body language when I mentioned this and you play it for me,
03:30:14
you're not exactly down with it, but You're reluctantly playing it.
03:30:18
And now the 17th time you've played it, you're happy too,
03:30:22
because it's been a big hit.
03:30:25
That's fair.
03:30:26
You can interpret my body language because now I'm allowed to interpret
03:30:30
your body language.
03:30:31
And my body, his emotions.
03:30:34
His body language. Sir, 99% the time.
03:30:37
I am not paying any attention to anything you're doing.
03:30:39
You're saying you're not not do not miss action his body.
03:30:44
Not because I'm not beat.
03:30:45
Not because I don't care.
03:30:46
Just because I'm busy doing other things.
03:30:49
I know you're very busy, man.
03:30:52
I'm very nice and you're.
03:30:54
But that makes your body that more transparent.
03:30:58
You are misidentifying his body language, and that is a fact.
03:31:00
No, I'm not. No, I'm not. That's ridiculous.
03:31:04
And I would back that up with bull crap.
03:31:11
Go on.
03:31:14
You're wrong, because what you're saying
03:31:16
is stupid.
03:31:21
Are you biting the microphone?
03:31:23
Go on.
03:31:24
Three.
03:31:25
Oh, oh, oh.
03:31:28
There's. This is a gimmick. This is a bit you guys do.
03:31:31
I didn't even know or get all because you suck.
03:31:35
I win.
03:31:38
You use that before doesn't work.
03:31:41
Oh, in this argument
03:31:44
you're glue of you say you suck.
03:31:49
Okay, heads, I tell you lose.
03:31:53
I believe in a previous episode
03:31:54
I was challenging you on something and then you said you suck.
03:31:58
What's what was your line again?
03:32:01
Oh, the plague.
03:32:04
And I went, No, you said you suck wins or you suck.
03:32:07
Yeah, whatever you want to play it, I win, you lose.
03:32:12
And then you said, ask me immediately afterwards
03:32:15
or what show it was.
03:32:18
Oh I.
03:32:18
That's how I give you bitched out early.
03:32:21
Yeah.
03:32:21
Which is most of them, but all right.
03:32:25
I left my big girl pants on today.
03:32:29
You do your big girl overalls,
03:32:32
no overalls,
03:32:35
because they go over all.
03:32:38
No, no,
03:32:41
it's not literal.
03:32:42
It's not.
03:32:43
I'm going on all the day.
03:32:45
Doesn't mean I'm
03:32:47
wondering
03:32:49
why wouldn't you wear them for the show?
03:32:51
You're not.
03:32:52
Because I don't show my pants in the show.
03:32:55
I want to make sense.
03:32:57
Why don't you quit?
03:32:59
The show doesn't show.
03:33:01
Pants of stripes. I want the stripes.
03:33:04
Yeah.
03:33:05
See, these are the that I would be talking about with you.
03:33:08
And here I'd be like, Why the fuck did you show those pictures with the overalls?
03:33:11
Why me? Where I'm going to be like, I don't know.
03:33:13
I mean, they're both there and.
03:33:16
Gary.
03:33:17
I'm a reasonable person.
03:33:19
I would never show family without your permission.
03:33:21
Can I show the picture or not? A chance.
03:33:24
Oh, yes.
03:33:27
Of a sister.
03:33:28
Cousin, Can you send it to the other thing?
03:33:30
Because I don't think that you sent it to the right.
03:33:33
It's that
03:33:35
I got to do a whole bunch.
03:33:36
I got to do a whole bunch of extra work, but that's okay because nobody considers
03:33:39
any of that.
03:33:40
Very keeps it in the family. Ooh.
03:33:44
I think my audience deserve a threesome, apparently.
03:33:49
Well, that's, you know, I think.
03:33:50
I think no offense, but I think that's too far because
03:33:55
it's funny, too.
03:33:56
You put to me and I'm picturing it now.
03:34:00
It's not funny
03:34:02
because you look at it about right now.
03:34:04
Picture.
03:34:04
No, no, not Yeah,
03:34:07
No, I didn't even have to because I can see the stripes.
03:34:09
And then, and he sent me another picture later
03:34:12
and I don't know if you got it with her holding in her arm in his arms.
03:34:15
Yeah.
03:34:16
That's what was kind of a joke. And I'm like, I didn't.
03:34:18
Nobody got a facelift.
03:34:20
Yeah.
03:34:20
So it's like, why would he be holding another woman?
03:34:23
I don't.
03:34:23
I don't claim to understand because I don't even try
03:34:28
to tell
03:34:28
that they're siblings because she does not have his forehead.
03:34:32
He, he what?
03:34:36
That's not what I was I thought,
03:34:37
I thought she did get a good line of hair. Go.
03:34:40
Well, you think I got you?
03:34:42
I got. Yeah. No, I thought you meant something else.
03:34:45
No, he's of the skull scholarship.
03:34:50
Overall,
03:34:51
the think to me family's crossing the line.
03:34:54
If somebody is going trade, you know
03:34:57
now what you're saying if give asked me if Gary asked me.
03:35:00
Hey, do you mind if I show your sister on the show?
03:35:02
My question is no.
03:35:06
I mean, yes.
03:35:07
I mean, no, you can't show her on the show.
03:35:09
BLEEP, bleep.
03:35:11
So if I have any say in it.
03:35:14
But he said yes, and I'm still
03:35:18
clearly I
03:35:19
have not fixed the bright light on this browser or her face up.
03:35:23
I can't I can't right now.
03:35:26
Too complicated, too much work.
03:35:29
Where did he go? Really?
03:35:31
Maybe.
03:35:32
Doesn't mean this is a much better show now.
03:35:34
It's smoother,
03:35:35
no interruptions. Uh,
03:35:40
was he drinking a mr.
03:35:41
BlueSky?
03:35:42
Wow. I can barely talk.
03:35:44
I was eating regular milk.
03:35:45
The milk?
03:35:47
Yes, I believe so.
03:35:49
I'm going to bring you one, two, three.
03:35:52
I'm going to pour a shot of fireball, and you'll never guess what's in my shot.
03:35:55
Glass.
03:35:56
But water.
03:35:58
Fireball. No.
03:36:01
Cheers. Happy birthday.
03:36:03
I only get.
03:36:04
I only get drunk three times a year.
03:36:05
But now I guess it's four times a year or two or more in a row.
03:36:09
It's always Christmas Eve and now it's George birthday For some reason.
03:36:12
I bet you know what to be on.
03:36:14
It is my birthday for some reason, to be honest.
03:36:16
Fuck you, I've never even met you.
03:36:18
My parents Fuck. Let's.
03:36:21
Did you
03:36:22
ever go to any of Gary's or Stefan's birthday parties?
03:36:25
I mean, I'm sorry.
03:36:25
Birthday parties, Halloween parties? No.
03:36:30
Yeah, I'm really disappointed.
03:36:32
Didn't go to Gary's birthday party. I thought we would.
03:36:34
Yeah, I think I remember hearing about Stefan's, but I don't think.
03:36:37
I don't know.
03:36:38
I think I may have gotten invited one year, but didn't. Go.
03:36:40
But I don't think I was on the list of
03:36:45
people at that point.
03:36:48
You're probably too young,
03:36:50
but no.
03:36:51
Yes and no.
03:36:54
So do you feel the same 39 as you did?
03:36:56
38? Sure. Oh,
03:37:00
we see it 41.
03:37:03
Well, I don't know. It snuck up on me.
03:37:05
Everyone said four. Lordy, lordy, you're 40, blah, blah, blah.
03:37:08
And I was like, Did I still feel like, I'm fucking 25?
03:37:12
And then without anybody saying anything, 41 was the first time in my life
03:37:15
I ever felt old or older or anything was wrong.
03:37:19
I Had my five moment, you know, at that term is when, you know,
03:37:23
you're like doing what you normally do and all of a sudden you're like,
03:37:25
Oh, and your body doesn't do what your mind has telling it to do.
03:37:29
For the last 41 years.
03:37:33
My advice
03:37:33
is just watch out for 40 once it sneaks up.
03:37:36
That's my basketball number was my basketball number.
03:37:40
It's going to be a good year.
03:37:41
065, six, seven.
03:37:44
Did you play basketball past high school?
03:37:47
No, Basketball past high school.
03:37:50
That sounds like it rhymes to me, but it doesn't basketball.
03:37:53
About high school, it's like similar.
03:37:55
So where did you play successfully in high school?
03:37:59
Yeah, dude, I'm having trouble talking to any Gary player.
03:38:04
Yeah.
03:38:06
Oh, Gary's there.
03:38:06
How do you take.
03:38:08
Did you dig a hole?
03:38:09
Did you dig a hole? Are you taking a shit?
03:38:11
Oh, you left to put them on and put them overall.
03:38:15
Yeah. Good boy.
03:38:16
I have a dog.
03:38:17
But you don't do this for your job. So
03:38:21
what dog
03:38:22
gives you the peanut butter drink?
03:38:26
Remember,
03:38:28
the peanut butter goes on you, not the dog.
03:38:30
Yeah.
03:38:30
What if the dog have your disc in its mouth?
03:38:34
You reward,
03:38:36
you go.
03:38:36
Yeah, we get more of the dog
03:38:39
or dogs in every zoo.
03:38:41
Have you ever disc in his mouth word?
03:38:45
Word. Filthy.
03:38:46
One word from area
03:38:50
up from big nursery.
03:38:54
He's out.
03:38:55
Oh, that's.
03:38:57
That's good.
03:38:59
I'm so happy.
03:39:00
Happy, happy big guy.
03:39:04
How are you guys doing?
03:39:06
I'm feeling pretty wasted.
03:39:12
What do you think?
03:39:15
No, I think you're.
03:39:18
I think your initial initial rent sucked.
03:39:22
They mean the model that you think you suck.
03:39:24
So you great.
03:39:26
So now you suck on this feeling.
03:39:31
Your French
03:39:34
normal home and all of you.
03:39:37
There it is.
03:39:38
You've got it. Oh, boy.
03:39:42
This is the best.
03:39:43
Brady Show ever, is it?
03:39:46
Yeah, I think so.
03:39:50
The dog, he's got a disc in his mouth.
03:39:53
That's actually what it is.
03:39:55
Well, okay, that's good to hear you.
03:39:58
What, is that bad is actually a champ race
03:40:02
that's drawn from my favorite disc.
03:40:04
Not our favorite plastic, but Champ is number two.
03:40:09
Sidewinder.
03:40:11
Can you get it?
03:40:11
Getting a full shot in the last days.
03:40:14
Who would decide where my eight is?
03:40:16
I'm up to eight aces.
03:40:19
Then my eighth win was with the Sidewinder.
03:40:21
But man, I had to give it to easy immediately.
03:40:24
It was a give me disc. I didn't know it.
03:40:26
It was threw straight to the basket and handed it over to easy.
03:40:32
Got My full shot.
03:40:33
That's a deal.
03:40:35
He gets every orange that we find and I get the balance.
03:40:38
It's. It works out to me like 14 to 1.
03:40:43
The butt
03:40:43
sucks Or would you say or 2 to 1, maybe just three over.
03:40:47
Yeah it's so if you if you take every disc you've ever
03:40:51
found in your entire life and give all of your was easy
03:40:55
you get a tan and he gets one every once in a while.
03:41:01
It's not fair, but that's our deal.
03:41:03
We worked it out long time ago.
03:41:06
He can see orange and I get the balance.
03:41:09
The balance. Understand?
03:41:11
I would do whatever easy ask to get him on the show.
03:41:14
Oh, he won't.
03:41:15
He won't get on the show. He doesn't like talking to a crowd.
03:41:18
The hot mike is
03:41:21
to watch this.
03:41:22
Sure got me over that.
03:41:24
And again, thank you.
03:41:26
Do do America do remember the first Reagan.
03:41:29
Do you the first time I kicked it to you?
03:41:33
You kicked it to you and you had no idea what to say.
03:41:37
No, no, I did.
03:41:39
My brain had six things.
03:41:40
And this is what came out that I
03:41:45
know there's a block there.
03:41:47
That's why I'm saying the floor with Rob Lowe.
03:41:50
You put someone on the spot, they can identify an X dude,
03:41:54
did you just call back the floor with Rob Lowe?
03:41:57
Yeah.
03:41:58
Did you bring back the X?
03:42:00
What's the other one?
03:42:01
You didn't
03:42:03
call next was but she didn't know what a wrench was.
03:42:05
What's the other one call
03:42:08
with the long and I don't take no orders from the woman by the way.
03:42:11
By the way, it must been a woman.
03:42:13
And I don't listen to women yelling.
03:42:15
I tell them to shut up by the want
03:42:19
to Marco. You should know.
03:42:21
You should never, ever, ever seen Chewbacca look like that.
03:42:24
What kind of bullshit rip off to bring you more could you more
03:42:27
something more Dog the dog to Chewbacca
03:42:31
Drag it out to back 40 and tore it up.
03:42:34
He is in rough repair New maul something live on camera for
03:42:42
I made more sense on my show.
03:42:45
Can you walk something on your show? Yes.
03:42:50
As your name fladge. No.
03:42:54
Okay. Thank you.
03:42:56
Is your name Fladge Rants live?
03:42:59
Yeah, it was.
03:43:00
I was very, very, very specific.
03:43:03
For the record, there was one thing that I didn't share earlier viewers.
03:43:08
There's one thing you didn't share earlier about the whole March thing we spoke.
03:43:12
I told him I've had the idea for a podcast and I've asked hundreds of people
03:43:18
I know and I'm like, Hey, you're the owner.
03:43:21
I said, Yes, well, that's fine.
03:43:24
I know anyone can have a podcast.
03:43:27
I'm the dumbest jerk I know.
03:43:30
No, that's not what I meant. You're the only one with.
03:43:33
I know, but I personally do it.
03:43:35
I don't think anything, man.
03:43:36
And he can easy speak me.
03:43:39
I heard the easy said that you will fail and you should not do it.
03:43:43
Which made me wonder why. I don't know. I know.
03:43:46
Like giving serum repeating it.
03:43:48
He's sticking to that won't lie. It made me go.
03:43:51
It made me want to help you succeed even more.
03:43:53
Cheers. Here's my third.
03:43:55
So the thing is, that's my best friend in the world.
03:43:58
And he won't tune.
03:44:00
He won't ever see me say this about him because he won't watch my show.
03:44:05
If you don't believe it or if you know you are
03:44:10
going on,
03:44:11
matriculate like I would help him make it better.
03:44:15
But I can't believe that he'll I feel currently
03:44:20
I feel a little bit birthday entitlement coming from George
03:44:23
and I think that Gary needs to recognize that.
03:44:27
Oh, God, no.
03:44:29
I recognize anything I've been doing.
03:44:33
I know this is not your show. This is our show.
03:44:35
My show is over.
03:44:38
Gary Barlow because he so blows.
03:44:40
Salute. Oh, this is my 13th shot.
03:44:43
Now, does anybody think that's unlucky?
03:44:46
Yeah.
03:44:47
Oh, I'll skip before that.
03:44:49
We should do a show about that. We should.
03:44:53
We did this.
03:44:54
The Mandela effect.
03:44:55
Number four.
03:44:56
All bets are off.
03:44:57
Now. I'm drunk
03:44:59
right now.
03:45:01
Do you know?
03:45:02
Not that drunk, do you?
03:45:04
So you have a lot of content and experience.
03:45:07
You have what? What's how you feel?
03:45:10
How you How are you feeling right now, Joy?
03:45:12
Because you get drunk all the time. So I'm so far
03:45:15
as far as you
03:45:18
39 being the fact that the fact that Gary
03:45:21
has taken over your little piece of show you have left,
03:45:25
what what did you.
03:45:29
I don't know.
03:45:30
I don't know.
03:45:31
I don't know. It's
03:45:33
starting to feel like a little circle.
03:45:35
It's just shrinking down for what I can on.
03:45:37
I forgot what I was going to say.
03:45:39
I wanted to rip on you
03:45:40
and I forgot what I was going to say about something about your
03:45:43
previous podcast experience.
03:45:45
What was that?
03:45:48
The show you had got really quiet.
03:45:50
What happened
03:45:52
is your blogger, I need a button, a book,
03:45:55
or do you want a dog, but
03:46:02
what is a dog
03:46:04
face?
03:46:04
The logo is in its face.
03:46:08
The flag or its logo is no,
03:46:11
but it is the owner of Papa's
03:46:15
in the Dog.
03:46:15
You hear us?
03:46:17
Yes. Bo, If.
03:46:20
If, if he's touched you inappropriately,
03:46:23
wink, wink, twice.
03:46:27
Hold on.
03:46:27
That was once.
03:46:29
I don't know who that was. Twice.
03:46:31
Oh, no,
03:46:32
God. CCP Animal control inside my mouth.
03:46:37
Well, he tried the inside mouth.
03:46:39
He tries to lick inside my mouth.
03:46:42
It's that tongue. So French kissing your dog
03:46:45
while you teach me. That's the same.
03:46:47
Oh, please. Happy dog.
03:46:49
Happy hap.
03:46:51
Happy guy Hedges A happy, happy guy.
03:46:56
Happy, happy, happy guy.
03:46:59
Just a happy, happy.
03:47:01
Before to have the
03:47:03
my have big happy guy.
03:47:06
Oh, just a happy.
03:47:07
But look at that.
03:47:09
A happy.
03:47:13
Yeah.
03:47:13
He's absolutely shaking an injury or something
03:47:17
that's a crippled dog.
03:47:20
It's not as funny anymore.
03:47:22
It's still just as funny.
03:47:24
All right.
03:47:25
As above. So below.
03:47:26
You can't that it means nothing. So.
03:47:31
Right.
03:47:32
Try a rehearsal over.
03:47:35
Doesn't work. There we go.
03:47:37
Fucking cocksucker. Motherfucker tits.
03:47:39
Is that enough or shall I go on Fagot, fagot, fagot, fagot.
03:47:43
Wait go fagot jabber, fagot, fagot.
03:47:47
That's hilarious.
03:47:48
So I heard how you say Have I you say all the jammers?
03:47:53
Yeah,
03:47:55
yeah Jibber jabber fagot
03:47:58
Yeah You can't raise
03:48:04
that.
03:48:05
Well, you need me for my show.
03:48:08
Have you seen my pants near there you go little light bulbs.
03:48:13
Can you.
03:48:13
Can you step back, please?
03:48:14
Can you give me a screenshot
03:48:19
of a crotch out?
03:48:21
But I even know how.
03:48:24
Oh, look at that. Fuck yeah. There we go.
03:48:26
That's the money shirt,
03:48:30
right?
03:48:34
What are you doing on the board?
03:48:36
You know it's going to hurt himself for the whole trip or is appropriate for me. Do
03:48:45
what I was
03:48:46
almost was able to stand up.
03:48:50
What happened?
03:48:52
When we get the footage, we need it.
03:48:55
We got it.
03:48:55
You know, here's a guy.
03:48:59
What did I do?
03:49:01
I don't know what I'm doing.
03:49:04
What I don't know.
03:49:06
What is the dog doing or
03:49:10
so So.
03:49:11
JR How do you feel about the show today?
03:49:14
Um, did you guys talk about this every night?
03:49:19
It was kind of a bit abstract, but I think because we didn't
03:49:21
have a lot of say about the show, I thought that it was fun.
03:49:25
99% of all the descriptions of the show are started strong,
03:49:32
became incoherent, and did not
03:49:35
did not have a call to action.
03:49:39
So what I say to that is the
03:49:44
right word isn't going to be the worst one so far.
03:49:49
Speak for yourself.
03:49:51
We that I will remember it finally
03:49:55
we're talking about I'm I'm overcompensating for shots
03:49:59
for my own preparation.
03:50:03
Now I feel fine.
03:50:04
I've reached an equilibrium,
03:50:09
but I want to hear more from your more from.
03:50:12
Oh, this is the trailer.
03:50:15
There's no, no, no.
03:50:16
I say that I do that. This is New York.
03:50:20
This is the draw, Draw and draw show.
03:50:24
So what I would dare Cheri are draw, draw your.
03:50:29
Can you just shut up for one second?
03:50:31
That's what I wanted to say the whole time I was going.
03:50:37
I wish, I wish.
03:50:38
I wish that was a possibility.
03:50:40
I want to know how I could be so,
03:50:43
so unaware as you anyway.
03:50:47
Anyway, what I think what I was saying was, as me or not
03:50:51
as scary, obviously what I was saying because I was talking to you draw overall,
03:50:56
what is there
03:50:56
something that you can share with me that would help me understand you
03:51:00
that I have never, ever, ever, ever known about you or the viewers as a 39 year
03:51:06
old on your birthday that is not personal that you want to share.
03:51:12
He likes black boys.
03:51:17
It's exactly it.
03:51:20
I like black boys.
03:51:21
Yeah, black boys like the band or black boys.
03:51:24
Like instead of black boys, like as opposed to orange blond.
03:51:28
All those all go so far for Keep it on, children.
03:51:32
Get over here.
03:51:34
Ever African-American who I'm not familiar with black women
03:51:39
what is some of their work or what were you
03:51:42
you know so and crack and I want
03:51:47
I want stories and I want you both know like it was like
03:51:51
I can't try any harder than this, but.
03:51:56
Oh, you guys are adorable.
03:51:58
Do you have a show of your own? Are you getting harder?
03:52:01
Do you see? It is getting harder.
03:52:03
It can't get any harder than this.
03:52:07
Here's 15.
03:52:08
Oh, we've got a few people.
03:52:11
I just I have to have the fat boy bimbo.
03:52:20
Yep. Have I have people
03:52:25
who. The people I It's the one thing people should know about me
03:52:30
is that I don't take anything too seriously.
03:52:32
No. I also.
03:52:35
Oh, I'd rather.
03:52:35
Oh, I'm never going to make it
03:52:39
up at first.
03:52:43
Ooh. I have a good connection and tie in.
03:52:46
If we were doing the graveyard segment and Gary
03:52:48
walked over to your tomb, what would you want your tombstone to say?
03:52:52
You weren't cremated and you were buried.
03:52:55
I would want it to say my first name
03:52:57
and my middle name and last name.
03:53:01
Well, it's what's that? What's that?
03:53:03
What's that?
03:53:04
You're
03:53:07
say you like.
03:53:08
Don't you draw me?
03:53:09
Draw, draw or draw? Sky, Don't.
03:53:12
All right, that's it.
03:53:14
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Go ahead. Get real.
03:53:18
Straight into my death date.
03:53:20
It's kind of lame, but so.
03:53:24
So as far as everyone's concerned, for 200 years,
03:53:28
when there's some dickheads doing some stupid virtual hologram podcast,
03:53:34
do you want them to go next door to where they're doing it?
03:53:36
And you want to say, Sure.
03:53:39
Well, hold on a second.
03:53:41
I can do math with you on yours.
03:53:43
It's like you want When were you born?
03:53:45
I'm sorry, I can't do math. When were you born?
03:53:47
You didn't invent.
03:53:49
What year? What era you born?
03:53:51
84. You say you want your tombstone to say 1984.
03:53:55
To date that that 2020 for sure.
03:53:59
And nothing more.
03:54:03
Yeah, and all that.
03:54:04
That's fucking lame.
03:54:05
What is what, what is.
03:54:09
So what if you walk over there and it says,
03:54:13
well first
03:54:14
of all, number one, this isn't a real situation.
03:54:18
You could have said you could have said anything.
03:54:21
Oh, the bypasses of the grave
03:54:23
are going to read my little thing and go, Man, that guy was a cool dude.
03:54:26
Because because I because he matter of fact.
03:54:29
Matter of fact. It just was like I was here.
03:54:32
Fuck you if you didn't know me.
03:54:33
Yeah, I don't know.
03:54:34
What am I supposed to try to impress people after I'm dead with?
03:54:36
No, no, but.
03:54:38
But it was an opportunity for you to express anything, and
03:54:42
you chose to say I'm just not enough space on that tombstone for me.
03:54:45
Why do you need a stone monument?
03:54:47
In fact me?
03:54:48
Me as a drunk dumb ass was curious about anything more than I'm draw.
03:54:53
And you chose to say I'm draw.
03:54:59
So I'm not judging.
03:55:01
I'm not judging you.
03:55:02
I'm just giving you a second opportunity to add anything to that
03:55:08
because I'm.
03:55:08
I'm curious, but I'm also.
03:55:11
I'm also hammer drunk, ready to take my 16th shot, which I haven't done.
03:55:15
That was like five.
03:55:18
You need to slow down.
03:55:19
You're going to need to get your stomach pumped later.
03:55:21
So my do they're going to they're going to find semen.
03:55:24
All right.
03:55:25
First of all, I don't like I'm playing this coffin tower thing.
03:55:28
I know, I know.
03:55:29
I've chose to not drink,
03:55:30
but I've drank and fists and fists and case and kick cases and cases.
03:55:34
I can handle it. I just can't talk.
03:55:36
I don't like myself when I'm like this.
03:55:41
I'm just glad there will be no record of it, so I'll be fine.
03:55:44
But that's going to suck.
03:55:48
And boy, a lot of the dogs doing like a handstand, sort of, you know, poppers,
03:55:56
the happy dog that have a big dog.
03:56:01
You have to have big boy.
03:56:03
You have to have a big guy Oh, just look at that.
03:56:06
How big Or too how big dog.
03:56:08
But how big have the guy
03:56:12
I've been secretly trying to find celebrity death pool for the last
03:56:16
hour and 20 minutes and I can't I even bookmarked it, but
03:56:20
I'm not capable of any deaths on Christmas.
03:56:22
Yeah, I have a Facebook page of celebrity death pool and I thought I would do
03:56:25
a breaking news and another actual draw birth the Grizzly Moon prize.
03:56:31
But you say that I'm going to hit it, but you better fucking say something,
03:56:37
my Lord.
03:56:37
What just happened
03:56:43
in the first three revolutions in a stroke
03:56:47
brutally to really do.
03:56:50
But he is spaced out pretty okay.
03:56:53
I fall into the keyboard
03:56:58
or keyboard,
03:57:00
but the whole drive around blaster,
03:57:03
I'm saying he was leaned over, maybe actually hit a bunch of buttons.
03:57:08
Oh, there is hope.
03:57:10
Oh, you tell your version of buttons.
03:57:11
And that's exactly what was so
03:57:18
that makes the most sense.
03:57:20
Anyway, call it now, but please,
03:57:24
you know, I would be like, Hello, It's for you.
03:57:28
I don't get it.
03:57:29
Our our call to action. Fuck.
03:57:31
And I you stupid fucking to I call to action is to call in
03:57:35
and we will add your contribution to the show.
03:57:39
Thanks a lot, Steve.
03:57:41
The fucking asshole. Steve.
03:57:43
No, that's not Steve. That's okay, right?
03:57:45
That's Opus Clippers.
03:57:46
Fuck you, Opus.
03:57:48
I got school. I paid money.
03:57:50
It was a name file, man.
03:57:53
What are you talking about?
03:57:54
I, I don't understand your words.
03:57:57
Say the file is named Opus or like, you know, Opus.
03:58:03
You know,
03:58:05
every time I
03:58:05
hear Opus, I think of that guy from the Shark movie.
03:58:09
What the fuck?
03:58:11
Maybe it's Richard Dreyfuss.
03:58:13
Why Opus?
03:58:16
What?
03:58:16
Oh, Mr.
03:58:18
Holland's Opus Richard. Dr.
03:58:20
Richard Dreyfus.
03:58:22
Thank you, Gary.
03:58:23
That's why again, I, I wasn't the overall
03:58:29
I was Richard not in the theater Big brothers.
03:58:33
Big was Richard not in the lubrication.
03:58:38
Richard Dreyfuss
03:58:40
You're driving me.
03:58:42
This is a vivid overalls.
03:58:45
Can I please get a back up shot?
03:58:47
I can get a thumbnail of you on that.
03:58:50
Yeah,
03:58:53
I, I can I pose for Back
03:58:57
up, back up, back, back to back it up,
03:59:01
up, back up, back.
03:59:04
Chair Right here.
03:59:05
Act up the back of the others.
03:59:10
It it's not like you have headphones or anything yet.
03:59:14
Oh, okay. Okay. Relax,
03:59:17
buddy.
03:59:18
If I was any more relaxed, I would be asleep.
03:59:22
This is.
03:59:23
What would a dog doing?
03:59:27
What kind of joke is that?
03:59:29
That's the same champ race that he loves.
03:59:32
So much. It's so dirty, though.
03:59:34
Look how dirty Wally your daughter does.
03:59:38
Is your dog.
03:59:39
Listen, when your dog loves a desk
03:59:45
favors him,
03:59:47
I need to be able to talk.
03:59:51
All right?
03:59:56
Isn't it
03:59:58
really okay,
04:00:03
so you know how I know you've been drinking too much
04:00:05
when you don't put the candy down, When you know,
04:00:08
when you don't put the cap on between shots, you.
04:00:12
Oh, you know what?
04:00:15
My curls has no cap,
04:00:18
just in case any the poor more
04:00:21
doesn't even have a cap.
04:00:23
Here, here, here, here.
04:00:24
Here's a tab, here's a quiz.
04:00:29
Okay, well, don't do it How many?
04:00:32
How many?
04:00:33
What the dog doing?
04:00:35
I don't. I don't like you right now.
04:00:37
How many showing how many shots have I done
04:00:44
about 14.
04:00:49
No, 15.
04:00:52
16. Yeah, I got it.
04:00:58
16. Wouldn't
04:01:02
I stop in 14 minutes ago.
04:01:05
Do you have George number.
04:01:06
Because he's gone. Yeah.
04:01:08
And I run.
04:01:09
Oh no, I really miss.
04:01:12
I'm sorry. It's not George Brewer.
04:01:14
The drain brewer trading brewer on the brewer.
04:01:19
I The one. Do you see yours?
04:01:22
Do you see your name
04:01:24
now? Oh, no.
04:01:27
It's for the three words.
04:01:29
I tired of three words.
04:01:32
It's hard to do so since.
04:01:35
Since since George given up And you're.
04:01:37
You're the only one here. Do you know why?
04:01:40
Do you know why you can't read your name?
04:01:42
Because the telephone screen plants a fucking telephone screen,
04:01:46
and we're on 31 shows and you still have a fucking laptop.
04:01:50
What do you want from me? I want a laptop.
04:01:53
Okay, Give me a laptop.
04:01:56
I have a laptop. Come get it.
04:01:59
Okay, I'll be right there.
04:02:00
Everybody needs computer services with a sober person.
04:02:04
I'll be ready at 10 a.m.
04:02:05
in the morning with help solve the.
04:02:09
Oh, I don't play this kid till noon, so I think I have time to do that.
04:02:13
Help solve my boner issue.
04:02:15
Yeah, exactly.
04:02:17
I can do that.
04:02:19
Oh, thank you.
04:02:20
Really.
04:02:21
I will go as you go, dude.
04:02:23
I'm just telling you that that's the extent.
04:02:25
The extent that our our help solve service, right?
04:02:29
I've never asked, but I'm the only help solve
04:02:32
that is 27 years in service with five star.
04:02:35
No complaints.
04:02:37
Wow Great oral,
04:02:39
great or great service.
04:02:41
Whatever if it.
04:02:42
That's what it takes.
04:02:43
That's what I do.
04:02:43
I, I had this one gentleman that was my associate
04:02:47
that was working with me, but I simply asked him to follow up
04:02:51
and do he was told and he said, I don't work for you.
04:02:55
I don't listen to women. I don't
04:02:58
I forgot
04:02:59
what what's the what's the same way that we met?
04:03:03
I don't take the order from the woman, by the way.
04:03:05
By the way, I don't take no orders from no women.
04:03:08
See, if I remember that, that would have been really funny.
04:03:12
But instead it was just incoherent drivel with no call to action.
04:03:17
By the way, what your three words say, Gary, is.
04:03:20
Suppose pooper scooper
04:03:23
what a dog does.
04:03:26
Because if aliens came down and they determined who was the leader
04:03:29
of this planet, they would determine that it was your dog and you were its slave
04:03:36
girl.
04:03:39
I'm not doing the shot unless George does one with me
04:03:41
because he's just sitting there and you're just sitting there, too.
04:03:46
And so, you know, I've talking.
04:03:48
You traveling and
04:03:50
did your party go okay?
04:03:53
Yeah, I went to get more regular beverage.
04:03:56
Then we hydrate.
04:03:57
Hydrate.
04:03:58
That's a good idea. Thank you.
04:03:59
Hydrate for the morning.
04:04:02
Now, I almost, almost.
04:04:06
The more you, the more you blow your.
04:04:10
You already did.
04:04:13
I did.
04:04:17
Happy birthday, George.
04:04:20
Your dog's nose is making me very, very, very, very, very uncomfortable in disgust.
04:04:25
That looks like it looks like a double vagina.
04:04:30
Yeah, I kind of want to fuck it.
04:04:33
Yeah, I know.
04:04:34
Of course you do want to fuck your dogs, not
04:04:39
the tag team. No.
04:04:42
Or he's pissed.
04:04:44
Yeah, I don't think he's interested.
04:04:47
Well, we both
04:04:49
think in the 30 to 32.
04:04:51
31 times.
04:04:52
Is your dog familiar with Monday nights yet?
04:04:56
Yeah,
04:04:58
Familiar with the peanut butter trick.
04:04:59
Because my cats been standing over there staring at me, going.
04:05:02
What the fuck are you doing?
04:05:03
Is it time to go to bed yet?
04:05:05
All right.
04:05:07
Oh, no, you couldn't.
04:05:09
We smarter than that. This is old hat.
04:05:11
Are you claiming that dogs are smarter than cats?
04:05:15
Yes, I am.
04:05:16
Just a higher level of consciousness is the gradient.
04:05:21
We're not even at the apex.
04:05:23
You don't have any pets or
04:05:27
technically, no.
04:05:30
Technically means not. Your.
04:05:32
Your girlfriend?
04:05:34
I don't know. It's all right.
04:05:35
I would like to know what that meant.
04:05:37
Technically
04:05:39
in my parents dog.
04:05:40
Oh, shut up.
04:05:42
Shut up.
04:05:42
Gary. Sugar, I want to meet you again.
04:05:45
What did you say? Oh, yeah. I would consider my friend's dog.
04:05:47
Partially my dog, because I helped raise it to cry foul.
04:05:50
What's your.
04:05:51
What's your dog?
04:05:52
What's your parent's dog type?
04:05:54
Many Australian cherished.
04:05:55
We've always had Australian Shepherds.
04:05:58
Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't.
04:06:00
What do you mean?
04:06:00
You always had that family dog?
04:06:04
But dogs are the
04:06:06
same name.
04:06:08
I'm like, Yeah, exact name.
04:06:09
So they were like, Yeah, we're not even one, two and three.
04:06:15
We just we just got a girlfriend and she's like,
04:06:17
Hey, George, do you know Dog is 84 years old,
04:06:21
meaning dog years, Right?
04:06:23
Right.
04:06:26
So what's your, what's, what's your parent's dog name?
04:06:29
If you don't mind me asking Luna,
04:06:32
what is wrong with my mouth right now?
04:06:36
You guys drunk?
04:06:37
You guys are alcoholics.
04:06:38
Help me. Wants a penis.
04:06:40
Yeah.
04:06:40
And then see
04:06:42
what you got to enunciate.
04:06:43
You need to.
04:06:44
I'm trying to enunciate.
04:06:46
I need to involve more mouth.
04:06:48
The more scary part is, is this is going to be documented
04:06:54
outright.
04:06:56
Is it?
04:06:56
But what are those mouth exercises we're doing?
04:07:00
How now?
04:07:01
Brown cow. Tell me, what did that guy doing?
04:07:04
It's funny. You. You. Are you in here? But I don't.
04:07:07
I, I okay.
04:07:16
I'm. I'm you. I muted him anyways.
04:07:18
I started the show with my dude.
04:07:22
I started the show with mouth exercises.
04:07:25
Yeah,
04:07:27
I know how you use a dildo.
04:07:29
No, I was like, me, me, me, me, me, me, me.
04:07:31
Mau Mau Mau mau mau mau.
04:07:32
How it on the show You can see it.
04:07:36
You do one of these. You here is you.
04:07:38
I show up like you swoop right on five minute like the star
04:07:43
You never going to stop.
04:07:44
If the starts at 7:00, George is going to show up at 930 because he's too cool.
04:07:49
But it works now.
04:07:51
I'll show up at 701.
04:07:54
Usually how I roll with work.
04:07:57
Oops.
04:07:58
I'm not going to say anything about how I show up at work.
04:08:02
I'm there all day, every day.
04:08:07
Fuck is a matter of fact.
04:08:08
I have to be there in
04:08:10
very small hours now.
04:08:15
My wife doesn't have to work.
04:08:16
Gary doesn't have to work.
04:08:17
Do you have to work?
04:08:19
No. Why do I have to work?
04:08:22
I don't know. Time.
04:08:23
You said you didn't take the day off.
04:08:28
I own my own company, so this is very stupid
04:08:31
and I feel like I am retarded.
04:08:35
You are?
04:08:36
Can you call in sick?
04:08:38
I mean, dude, know my.
04:08:42
My sick, sick. Play hooky.
04:08:44
They won't know the boss tomorrow.
04:08:47
All right?
04:08:48
I am the boss.
04:08:50
And my contracts.
04:08:52
If I do not go there, they hire somebody else, and then I lose the entire contract.
04:08:57
Oh, no.
04:08:59
Hey, now I feel like you were mocking me instead of empathizing.
04:09:02
So I am now hurt.
04:09:05
What is it? Not doing?
04:09:07
I mean, I'm like, Oh, no, mother fucker.
04:09:10
What the dog doing?
04:09:14
Doing my own ass?
04:09:16
Disingenuous. But it is only because it doesn't work.
04:09:18
I mean, so you did team decent job.
04:09:21
I was I wasn't disingenuous.
04:09:23
I know it sounded it but that's just because it doesn't affect me.
04:09:26
So that's why I wasn't like, oh no, I don't think
04:09:29
the cool thing is, is I am so fucking good at job.
04:09:32
I can show up on autopilot,
04:09:34
completely hammered, drunk and still do what I need to do.
04:09:38
Hopefully that my clients are not watching
04:09:41
this show.
04:09:47
What did I do?
04:09:49
I got it. I got to. I got to be broke.
04:09:52
What?
04:09:52
No, dude, you're riding.
04:10:12
Have this
04:10:21
just loud
04:10:24
back pain.
04:10:25
Whatever.
04:10:28
Where? Do that?
04:10:28
No, that's going to be a tick tock sensation.
04:10:32
Yeah. Is it?
04:10:34
Yes, it is.
04:10:36
Cough and
04:10:38
I get.
04:10:41
Is she going.
04:10:42
Can we hear we win.
04:10:44
Yeah, sure.
04:10:46
I know. Possible
04:10:48
you can about the camera with you could show us this was
04:10:53
handed to him.
04:10:54
Yes, Joe or something.
04:10:56
Good Show you are with.
04:10:58
Show your way with.
04:11:00
Where's Brady? This person.
04:11:03
Oh sorry.
04:11:05
The third draw show.
04:11:10
It's the Brady Indoor Show.
04:11:15
Hi, guys.
04:11:16
I'm I your first guest.
04:11:19
Yeah, you're probably our last one to
04:11:23
our old schedule that now this week
04:11:28
we should have just we should have just kept the flags of France going
04:11:33
as well. So blue.
04:11:35
That doesn't work here.
04:11:36
What does that mean?
04:11:38
Yeah, it's actually.
04:11:40
No, seriously, What does that mean?
04:11:42
Do you mean like the roots on a tree, or do you mean the devil?
04:11:45
Is that Brady? I'm not
04:11:49
super and still mean.
04:11:51
God. You mean infinity to all the way down?
04:11:55
I'm sorry I wasn't done. I have a mute button.
04:11:57
You mean that whatever happens in an earth will happen in heaven?
04:12:01
Do you mean when we haven't gone to heaven on earth?
04:12:03
Is there any red?
04:12:04
Do you realize that?
04:12:05
Would you say that most people think you're a Satanist?
04:12:10
Oh, I didn't mean
04:12:13
you say you're fucking with me, but that's okay.
04:12:16
I appreciate fighting with me.
04:12:18
Is it
04:12:20
that you can't hear?
04:12:22
That's okay. You let them go.
04:12:25
What's up with the same thing?
04:12:27
So. All right, I want to continue the show, if you don't mind.
04:12:31
Yeah. No.
04:12:32
Oh, if you don't mind, I don't.
04:12:34
I would like to continue this show.
04:12:36
This is on.
04:12:37
This is an honest to God question.
04:12:40
Mount Rushmore of Christmas.
04:12:42
Christmas From your own personal experience and tradition.
04:12:47
Girl,
04:12:49
I figure Leo said the the race cars.
04:12:53
I'm just doing gifts because of water ski
04:12:58
which is a weird time to receive a water ski
04:13:01
and my bicycle
04:13:03
gift gifts.
04:13:06
I guess that's pretty that's pretty selfless. Thank you.
04:13:08
I don't. No, no, no.
04:13:10
That's the truth, though.
04:13:11
No, I appreciate it because that's one of mine.
04:13:14
The error of on moral juror.
04:13:17
No good Christmas experience doesn't have to include the guilt.
04:13:21
First of mine did.
04:13:23
Mount Rushmore has no order.
04:13:25
There's no, like, ranking.
04:13:26
And it's just sort of the the number one.
04:13:30
Where do think of the Mary.
04:13:32
I know when you had two or three out Megaman two, those big for me.
04:13:39
And then also what was the second one I was thinking of?
04:13:43
Have you done all gifts also?
04:13:46
Oh, yeah, that's what I was talking about.
04:13:48
There was no, no, it doesn't have to be gifts.
04:13:50
That's the question was, well, bottom line, that has type of inclusion
04:13:56
and closure of the show, if I can at all
04:13:59
adhere to that family.
04:14:02
What is your what is your Mount Rushmore of Christmas?
04:14:05
Oh, just Christmas Eve.
04:14:06
Every year it's been a tradition other than Christmas.
04:14:09
So for things so you'd say family Christmas Eve party here,
04:14:14
anything else?
04:14:15
Oh, we get together, we eat.
04:14:16
It's always been a staple in my my life.
04:14:18
It's always been something I look forward to.
04:14:21
It's always been my mom's side of the family.
04:14:24
Where are you going, Gary? Whatever
04:14:27
he leaves, he comes back and it really doesn't affect you. He.
04:14:32
He. You know what he does.
04:14:33
I'll Hit the button.
04:14:34
You were right. I was wrong. I apologize.
04:14:37
It's only, like, subtly distracting because the screen flashes, but like,
04:14:40
other than the first time
04:14:42
that is fucking out down now at, this point, it's your it's your fault.
04:14:45
So the first one was family.
04:14:46
What was your other one? I don't know.
04:14:50
So your
04:14:51
second one is and I quote birthdays the day
04:14:54
after I
04:14:57
birthdays.
04:14:58
These certain scenes was weird because I actually tried it.
04:15:01
But So you equate Christmas with your birthday.
04:15:04
It's the day after.
04:15:06
It makes sense. One of my favorite months.
04:15:08
You got two more.
04:15:09
You got two more?
04:15:10
I don't know. For what?
04:15:11
Christmas.
04:15:12
Well, it's the Mount Rushmore of Christmas.
04:15:16
I don't know. What does that even mean?
04:15:18
So we.
04:15:19
So this is the third.
04:15:22
This is the third normal Christmas when of us does Mount Rushmore, it
04:15:26
typically means one of the top four of the something related to the something.
04:15:31
So since this is merriment, which means Christmas, I would just ask
04:15:35
every time it was your birthday because it's already the 26th.
04:15:38
So it's up to you to decide what are the four things that most come to mind to you
04:15:42
when you hear merriment or Christmas or your birthday or the make of it?
04:15:46
To Bob Barker, borrow from Umar Galbo.
04:15:52
You know, you said family, I need three.
04:15:56
I need three more before I can say mine.
04:15:59
Santa
04:16:02
Snow even though we don't have any
04:16:06
as we ask for
04:16:08
that.
04:16:08
So that's
04:16:11
sexy children.
04:16:13
Yeah.
04:16:13
You know, sexy Christmas, It doesn't have to course
04:16:17
it does seem in
04:16:19
what the not do doing what the fuck kind of shit do you do on
04:16:23
Christmas dog is the dog aside I really like the fuck that absolutely.
04:16:29
I think that
04:16:31
most people tune in to see what draw and in fladge think.
04:16:34
But my my Mount Rushmore dog doing.
04:16:37
Not that anyone cares.
04:16:38
Oh, let's ask the dog.
04:16:40
What is the dog's Mount Rushmore?
04:16:42
What is the dog doing?
04:16:43
What do you think it would be? Poopy pooping time
04:16:47
dog three dog treats.
04:16:49
They're good.
04:16:50
Maybe rawhide and RB.
04:16:53
Is your dog male or female?
04:16:55
He's a boys dog.
04:16:57
Pussy would the fourth
04:17:00
excuse in that order?
04:17:02
My my Christmas Mount Rushmore would be for your family.
04:17:07
Sure things dog pussy.
04:17:09
And for that reason if you look at every show, I can never
04:17:12
ever, ever, ever think of a fourth one dog pussy.
04:17:16
Oh, you never did. I can't.
04:17:19
I don't know why I think like I give you, say, gifts.
04:17:24
Oh, gifts. Okay.
04:17:25
All right, let me rephrase that.
04:17:26
Family is family.
04:17:29
Shut the fuck up, Gary.
04:17:34
I didn't.
04:17:35
I want to say four words.
04:17:37
Will you allow me?
04:17:39
Yes. Ben.
04:17:40
Saying them Family, food, church and gifts.
04:17:44
Church. Oh, sure, sure.
04:17:47
Church.
04:17:48
You said church Gary went to church.
04:17:51
He's an atheist.
04:17:52
I went to church.
04:17:53
I went to church.
04:17:55
Time was Walter burning.
04:17:58
I went to my mother's home
04:18:01
where she's rehabilitating because she was in the hospital and.
04:18:06
I don't tell her, but there was an hour and 47 minutes where the church
04:18:10
and I skipped Skip skipped and we did it like 17 minutes and she had no idea.
04:18:14
Nice.
04:18:16
But so I consider that as I attended church,
04:18:20
the thought the time was about an hour and 14 minutes as well.
04:18:23
And I attended the entire thing.
04:18:25
I had to pee half the time.
04:18:27
How many girls are you to get out?
04:18:29
How many candles were involved of 480. So.
04:18:34
All right, so you have a good place in heaven.
04:18:37
What?
04:18:38
Isn't it Based on how many candles your your religion burns it?
04:18:42
Yes, of course it does.
04:18:44
No, of course it doesn't draw.
04:18:47
I apologize.
04:18:48
That was wrong.
04:18:49
And, Gary, that was for your benefit.
04:18:51
Why are you still here?
04:18:53
I didn't mean to.
04:18:55
I was just trying to stay quiet in the background
04:18:58
in the honor of Christmas and my family and everything I do.
04:19:01
I accept you in all things.
04:19:04
And I love you, both of you.
04:19:07
Not in a gay way, because now many 23.
04:19:10
You have to go. I have to footnote.
04:19:12
Yeah.
04:19:12
And Gateway, you can't know it was not a gateway.
04:19:16
No, it's. It is. You
04:19:20
move in a gateway, will you?
04:19:21
Loving another man who is gay.
04:19:23
And I shout out to one of my friends that
04:19:27
yeah, I know
04:19:29
this Every Sunday Christmas came.
04:19:33
I never ever send my reclusive thing.
04:19:38
No I'm not doing this is really no surprise.
04:19:43
You see who has control? Nothing.
04:19:45
Your kids are going to be devastated
04:19:47
like my kids are literally within ten feet of me watching right now.
04:19:51
I know, right? Yeah.
04:19:52
They're going to be like, Oh, my Lord, I can't believe Dad came out.
04:19:55
Why on earth I knew my my daughter shocked.
04:19:58
My daughter is shocked that I know how to use tic tac.
04:20:01
Yeah.
04:20:02
If your phone is why we're back on the road again, those boys poops.
04:20:07
Cooper looks well.
04:20:10
The good news
04:20:12
is that.
04:20:13
Okay, you
04:20:14
know what?
04:20:15
I know.
04:20:16
I know Your show.
04:20:19
I need to hear more from.
04:20:21
Why? Why was this like the anal?
04:20:24
Because you were born today.
04:20:26
And I was told that doesn't mean that it's going to be all about me.
04:20:30
Then where's your mom? Where's your mom?
04:20:32
Tell me about that.
04:20:34
Tell me about your mom.
04:20:36
Kind of a cunt.
04:20:37
What I do.
04:20:41
I love that.
04:20:42
I guess
04:20:46
we were her when she was younger,
04:20:47
but obviously she got older and fatter when she had kids.
04:20:51
And do you did you spend time with her this Christmas?
04:20:53
Yeah, of course. Of.
04:20:56
You See, now, I hate when people say of course
04:20:59
there's people there's people that don't get
04:21:01
you are it's that's a luxury that you get to spend time with your mom.
04:21:04
My father is gone.
04:21:06
Yeah, that's right. And of course, did you spend time with your father?
04:21:09
What do you mean? Why did you just.
04:21:12
Well, of course.
04:21:13
Of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course.
04:21:17
You know, but I mean, there's people like that are listening that may not have so.
04:21:22
Oh, of course we of course is. No, no.
04:21:24
The of course, to me is a luxury.
04:21:26
And you see that's offensive to me.
04:21:28
And no, that's a luxury. I apologize.
04:21:30
But the way I interpreted it is, is you're you're you're you're belittling
04:21:35
as not you as lucky as you are.
04:21:38
No, I'm letting you know, like, yeah, of course I did like and
04:21:42
as somebody who has not grown up with you, known you for the last ten or 20
04:21:46
or five or two years, somebody you know, you can months, I take advantage of this.
04:21:50
Try and get to know you. So you have both your parents?
04:21:54
Yeah.
04:21:55
Yes, I have them right here with.
04:21:56
And you spent their they're they're in your house,
04:21:59
you know,
04:22:02
you've got to get them out.
04:22:03
You got to get them on.
04:22:04
I want to know right here.
04:22:06
Although it's off camera.
04:22:09
I loved it. I was to my kids.
04:22:11
My kids are so much involved in the show that they said they want to
04:22:15
they want they told me, dude, I we mentioned it.
04:22:19
They told me that draw is draw
04:22:22
because your your sibling could not pronounce it.
04:22:25
So you
04:22:27
we mention that and I blew my mind.
04:22:31
Yeah.
04:22:32
It was so much later than that
04:22:36
was so much What later than that.
04:22:40
Later.
04:22:40
You're up to the microphone here that I did.
04:22:46
You had a problem with that?
04:22:47
You know what?
04:22:49
If you either only appeared at this point in the show, if either one of you two
04:22:52
are judging me at the quality and I got over all the time,
04:22:57
you were all on my pants.
04:23:01
I'm the one over. All's
04:23:04
well.
04:23:04
I'm not sure.
04:23:05
I'm not sure if George is just disappointed the level of birthday
04:23:09
we brought or if he's just overall on my pants.
04:23:14
I'm the only one carrying the show at this point.
04:23:16
Mickey Mouse hands and I like my pants.
04:23:20
Overall. Yes, I Love, love.
04:23:23
Friends.
04:23:24
Mickey Mouse gloves are mad.
04:23:27
Why is that, Chris?
04:23:30
Why is that Christmas and not Independence Day?
04:23:34
Huh? Huh?
04:23:36
Stand up. I never got that.
04:23:38
I knew going back to.
04:23:40
I don't know how. That's Christmas is.
04:23:42
Why is that Christmas?
04:23:44
You look like an Independence Day guy on stilts with a purse.
04:23:49
And it's like a worthy indication.
04:23:51
The maybe
04:23:53
every
04:23:56
now working for
04:23:58
Molson Canadian jersey.
04:24:02
How the fuck did you just change so quick?
04:24:05
What's this?
04:24:06
They're overalls.
04:24:07
They go over all kind of so.
04:24:09
All right.
04:24:09
And please excuse me for my drunkenness.
04:24:13
Okay?
04:24:13
I have I have questions, and I to know you remind me of my.
04:24:18
My family friend Reg, who used to dress up on holidays and blow everyone away.
04:24:23
Why was blow everyone away?
04:24:26
Not everyone significantly, you fucking fagot.
04:24:30
Why? Why what?
04:24:32
Why do you forget?
04:24:34
I do pull it off, man.
04:24:36
Can I? Can I?
04:24:38
Because I am.
04:24:40
I don't see that.
04:24:41
That's why I was asking you to over the top.
04:24:44
I can do where? How many?
04:24:46
How many do you go? Okay. Okay.
04:24:49
You know how many?
04:24:51
How many family members?
04:24:53
How many family members
04:24:55
do you have? 14.
04:24:57
No, seriously, How many family members do you have?
04:25:01
Why were you so so, so sad?
04:25:04
Your life that you had to dress up in stripes
04:25:05
to get attention today and Christmas?
04:25:07
That's what I want to know.
04:25:09
Oh, God.
04:25:10
I was the center of attention the entire time.
04:25:12
I have to claim it.
04:25:13
Did you hosted Christmas? No.
04:25:16
Then why did you shit on whoever hosted by
04:25:19
dressing up that I took over?
04:25:22
I ask you, why did you feel the need to take over everything?
04:25:28
All I always been around me.
04:25:31
Everything is about me, Brady.
04:25:33
I know, but why?
04:25:34
Why do you hate your sibling? Who?
04:25:36
Who hosted my sister?
04:25:40
Why did you shit on her so much?
04:25:41
By dressing like that And the spotlight?
04:25:44
Oh, because I friggin rule.
04:25:48
Not acceptable.
04:25:49
Why? Really? I'm not kidding.
04:25:53
She's. I don't draw.
04:25:55
Doesn't think that.
04:25:55
I don't think that your sister doesn't think that you know, she goes to.
04:26:00
Do you feel insufficient?
04:26:02
No one thinks that you agree with me.
04:26:05
So no one is correct statement because one of us thinks that
04:26:09
because otherwise we be every one of us knows that.
04:26:13
I need to talk to your sister right now.
04:26:16
Call her up.
04:26:18
Five, eight, 6944, six.
04:26:21
One, 275.
04:26:23
I'm sorry, Who has that number?
04:26:25
I just learned our numbers.
04:26:28
I just feel so sorry.
04:26:30
I just got to her call like she's going to get two calls right now
04:26:34
because I don't I don't know what number that is.
04:26:37
I know I just said numbers nil, only two thumbs up,
04:26:41
even flashing her number for hours.
04:26:42
And nobody's called that one yet. So I don't
04:26:45
know what we don't know.
04:26:47
Someone calls.
04:26:48
That's a problem we don't even know.
04:26:50
I tried to call into my own show.
04:26:53
It doesn't work, right, that it's my fault.
04:26:56
So you're because nobody calls in.
04:26:57
It's my fault as the producer. Yes.
04:27:00
Yeah. Not producing callers.
04:27:02
If anybody in the show left and I don't what
04:27:06
the door doing if I take this shot by myself.
04:27:09
I'm an alcoholic. Yes, you are.
04:27:13
That's
04:27:15
what the dog doing.
04:27:17
So you know what somewhere.
04:27:20
No, I'm going to zoom in and draw because he has.
04:27:24
Why even I mean, No, give me a screen.
04:27:29
Nor do I know.
04:27:30
We referred to it earlier, but I wasn't paying attention.
04:27:33
What's new to the what's new to the face?
04:27:36
Just the hair. Just the her. Yeah, Yeah.
04:27:40
No doing.
04:27:42
I kind of wanted to give it a beard to
04:27:45
go use the Grinch in too much.
04:27:47
Yeah.
04:27:49
Or was.
04:27:50
No, I did make the ear a little pointy.
04:27:53
Oh. Pointed it out a little bit
04:27:57
more like arguing.
04:27:59
How do you, how do you guys close out your show when I'm too drunk?
04:28:03
We don't.
04:28:04
Don't you watch the end of it?
04:28:06
I've never gotten all the way
04:28:08
through, gagging all the way.
04:28:11
You know, a or are you ready to go?
04:28:16
Are you ready to go, Gary?
04:28:17
So we can continue on with the rest of the business that we need to do?
04:28:22
Oh, my God, Brady's so drunk, I have to stay here.
04:28:26
I want to see what happens now.
04:28:29
I have to see what happens now. He is
04:28:33
below me.
04:28:34
Oh, you do my own thing and then stop being a woman.
04:28:38
And I don't listen to women yelling.
04:28:40
I tell them to shut up. Gentlemen,
04:28:43
let's broaden our minds.
04:28:45
Lords raised before me.
04:28:48
Gracious God, we have sinned against the and are unworthy of mercy.
04:28:52
Pardon our sins and bless these mercies for our use and help us to eat
04:28:56
and drink to that glory, for Christ's sake.
04:28:58
Amen.
04:29:03
Amen.
04:29:05
I have.
04:29:05
I have this prepared.
04:29:09
Each of you, like all of the flags.
04:29:15
Sounds very sweet.
04:29:19
And we'll be waiting on
04:29:25
you. Oh.
04:29:27
Oh, you post a link.
04:29:30
Do Something.
04:29:31
I got to do a little dance.
04:29:34
Do the things that you put your finger on, and
04:29:37
I just want you to back up enough so I get a full shot.
04:29:41
All hands on.
04:29:43
What are those?
04:29:43
My holding my Elmo hands.
04:29:47
Where are you calling them? Elmo Hands.
04:29:49
Because it's the draw.
04:29:51
Draw, show, draw.
04:29:53
I'm going to do another shot.
04:29:54
I'm going to Mickey Mouse.
04:29:56
You know, if somebody donates $5, I'll get to 40 shots.
04:30:01
Oh, no, no, don't write that.
04:30:04
You're going to
04:30:05
have that be great.
04:30:07
But man, that would be awful.
04:30:10
I had to work in. So
04:30:13
I can't do that to work like 28 hours.
04:30:17
Tell me how many minutes an hour is 10:00.
04:30:22
Is that How are you?
04:30:23
Minutes are 10:00
04:30:26
am. You know, that means.
04:30:28
Oh, I not know how many hours.
04:30:31
I think I got like 8 hours.
04:30:32
I'm totally good.
04:30:34
No, it's like I can
04:30:37
I own my own business.
04:30:39
I have my own contracts.
04:30:40
I have slaves that I can start from as as six.
04:30:44
And I promise to start by ten.
04:30:48
Cheers.
04:30:48
My contract in my pie location in the morning is AT&T.
04:30:53
They suck in every service level.
04:30:55
Draw is asleep.
04:30:59
Oh, no.
04:31:00
Over here.
04:31:01
This is 18.
04:31:02
Just relaxing and listening to your soothing voice.
04:31:04
Is it my birthday?
04:31:07
It's our birthday
04:31:10
every We are one.
04:31:11
I thank you.
04:31:12
Because my whole point and I texted Gary,
04:31:15
this is the draw and draw and draw so we are all to draw.
04:31:20
We are draw draw as us.
04:31:22
It is all over the where we are
04:31:25
draw or is us
04:31:29
or is us.
04:31:30
We are draw
04:31:32
at least 480 minutes ready to draw
04:31:37
is out of simple days noon moon rocks.
04:31:42
I said you're looking
04:31:44
pretty.
04:31:45
You're looking like 500 minutes.
04:31:47
What does 500 minutes mean?
04:31:49
What do I ask you?
04:31:51
How? How many 10:00 is?
04:31:54
Yes, it's 44. 80.
04:31:58
So how many sleep hours do I have?
04:32:00
How many sleep hours to fuck?
04:32:02
About six.
04:32:04
All right, I'm good.
04:32:06
Okay.
04:32:07
I need three plus.
04:32:09
So below.
04:32:11
Don't do that, because then I have to hit a button and I'm not done.
04:32:14
Are you done?
04:32:14
Because if you don't do that, people are just to have
04:32:17
a have a happy boy Bieber day.
04:32:21
Happy.
04:32:22
I need to go. I hate you.
04:32:25
I hate to each know and you
04:32:28
know, you make the world Oh yes I look at that I have big
04:32:35
oh to have the dog it might have been happy guy.
04:32:39
Oh just a happy, happy, happy big guy. Oh,
04:32:45
let's take a minute to comprehend
04:32:47
that he exact ticktock does not have a volume.
04:32:52
Oh yeah
04:32:55
right.
04:32:56
It is. Okay.
04:32:58
Goodnight, guys.
04:32:59
What's your favorite show?
04:33:03
Boots.
04:33:03
Dress.
04:33:05
Why not?
04:33:06
Has the most numbers You've 700 year
04:33:09
masochistic, selfish, egotistical prick.
04:33:13
That's all the words I've always used.
04:33:17
What's next week's topic?
04:33:21
Necrophilia.
04:33:23
Not a chance.
04:33:25
I know I'm dead.
04:33:27
That's a real short show because I'm.
04:33:31
Because I like to have hot pussy, not cold pussy.
04:33:35
Oh, how warm?
04:33:39
Not if I.
04:33:40
If I have a choice I want hot When Shortly thereafter.
04:33:43
It's.
04:33:44
What is your question Serious or comical.
04:33:48
You just question although the only two options that you think that point.
04:33:53
Yeah it's coming okay I want to I want a hot pussy If I have a choice.
04:33:58
Okay. Good.
04:34:01
Lukewarm, funny collar.
04:34:04
I'd like to know about who is watching right now.
04:34:09
Is it
04:34:10
because my wife or my my family watches?
04:34:14
If you
04:34:16
get your family as fans, how the fuck are you?
04:34:18
Strangers feel so sorry for them.
04:34:21
Wow, that's too bad. Yeah.
04:34:24
I don't know anybody who watches your family or our viewers.
04:34:30
Nobody who knows.
04:34:31
We need to watch this.
04:34:33
I think that's fine.
04:34:35
That's fine.
04:34:35
That doesn't play into the talk show at all.
04:34:39
Let's get down to business now.
04:34:40
Like nothing changed.
04:34:41
Nothing changed other than there's less annoyance.
04:34:44
I have a new button here that's called B.
04:34:47
There you go. Boom. Boxes
04:34:50
spray injure Audrey and BR.
04:34:53
Yeah, right.
04:34:55
How do you guys get drunk This this this much all the time.
04:34:59
It's not all the time every every Monday we don't get this drug.
04:35:06
I don't get I don't get any drunk.
04:35:10
I don't know.
04:35:12
See now all I want is a cigaret
04:35:14
pop, a steak and more pot.
04:35:17
You son of a bitch. Why do you say all those words?
04:35:19
The steak all of a sudden when you said that my mouth sort of water.
04:35:23
Well, see, it's called self control and because.
04:35:28
All right, I'm going to get down
04:35:30
to earth and business here
04:35:33
if I relax for a moment.
04:35:35
Next thing I know,
04:35:36
my kids are popping tires and fucking up and make me spend thousands of dollars.
04:35:41
So if I spend one moment to relax and smoke pot or drink, next thing I know,
04:35:45
I'm all fucked up and it's harder to get out of the hole.
04:35:49
Why is every American in the whole
04:35:53
why is the American dream an American hole?
04:35:57
You don't have to be in the hole.
04:35:59
I don't have to be.
04:36:00
I've done everything right, but I'm still in the hole.
04:36:03
But in about eight years, I might own my own house.
04:36:08
So you don't have to buy a house.
04:36:10
Nobody told you to buy a house.
04:36:12
You decided to be your home.
04:36:13
You are wrong.
04:36:16
My father, Before he passed, my mother said
04:36:19
the only safe investment is property
04:36:24
I guess
04:36:28
it depends.
04:36:31
It does.
04:36:32
That's what my son says.
04:36:33
It depends every time.
04:36:35
I have never been more drunk in the last two years.
04:36:40
It was like a gas leak in me area.
04:36:43
I my, my.
04:36:44
My point was to get one to
04:36:48
this is 19.
04:36:50
Don't do it.
04:36:52
You're 21 shots in your 21st birthday.
04:36:55
It's your birthday, asshole.
04:36:57
You 2021 Sure.
04:36:58
To a 38 birthday 39th birthday should
04:37:05
I got arrested on my 21st birthday.
04:37:07
Got arrested on my wife's 25th birthday.
04:37:11
You are 39.
04:37:13
Not going to get arrested because I'm in my own home.
04:37:16
I can drink as much as I want.
04:37:18
I'm just disappointed that you're not drinking as much
04:37:21
because it's your birthday.
04:37:22
I can just smile and.
04:37:25
All right, we have this fireball.
04:37:26
If I had beer, I'd still be drinking beer.
04:37:28
I'm kind of.
04:37:33
Yeah,
04:37:35
They're both trying to hydrate,
04:37:37
so I know the liquor is going to just dry out.
04:37:46
Is it afternoon disc or morning disk?
04:37:50
Afternoon.
04:37:51
Now, here's a little
04:37:55
idea.
04:37:56
On noise,
04:37:58
air, all kinds of stuff. Some noise. All is.
04:38:02
It's probably Gary.
04:38:03
I'll click on the button.
04:38:04
There he is.
04:38:05
What the fuck is going on?
04:38:09
But you left.
04:38:11
You want me to do?
04:38:13
How come you didn't call back in?
04:38:15
Oh, I should call them the Brady George Show.
04:38:19
Can we help you with.
04:38:21
Hello, listener
04:38:23
But can we help you?
04:38:24
Do you live on Brady, Georgia?
04:38:26
What's your question? Deirdre?
04:38:28
I have a dog trying to suck my dick.
04:38:32
What can I do to stop it from sucking my dick?
04:38:35
Put my peanut butter on. I love my dog When?
04:38:38
Not that way.
04:38:39
Put the B in a peanut butter on your butthole and so you
04:38:44
clearly the dog is your master at this point from what I see.
04:38:48
Oh, I'll try and stop this.
04:38:53
Say no.
04:38:55
You know
04:38:58
what?
04:38:58
You're so you're so give me that.
04:39:01
I'm completely judging you.
04:39:03
My cat does the same thing.
04:39:05
Yes, I'm a cat person.
04:39:09
I know.
04:39:09
I apologize.
04:39:11
Wait, wait, wait, wait. At home.
04:39:14
And you were right. I was wrong.
04:39:16
I apologize, dog People are better than cat people.
04:39:20
I am a cat.
04:39:21
I'm a cat person.
04:39:25
These people
04:39:27
are usually old ladies or homosexuals.
04:39:30
So I have allergies or
04:39:38
brains.
04:39:38
Wasted food
04:39:41
is so
04:39:43
is so drunk right now.
04:39:46
I'm serious is wasted.
04:39:49
He wants to do He wanted to do more.
04:39:51
He wants to do more.
04:39:52
It was 2121 more.
04:39:56
There are.
04:39:58
So you should it should do 21 shots for my 30th birthday.
04:40:01
You might die. Get ready. You could do
04:40:06
two. Are you on a diet?
04:40:09
I drank in two fairs.
04:40:10
Do you go to places?
04:40:13
My wife and I used to have an argument.
04:40:15
Beer was better so we would get two cases and drink them all.
04:40:19
Fuck you, I can't run the show,
04:40:21
but I can drink as much as you
04:40:24
capable of holding hands.
04:40:31
Can you hear that?
04:40:32
That would be tough ramblings.
04:40:35
I'm trying to get this out.
04:40:37
It was like a chapter blind.
04:40:38
You need some type of tool.
04:40:40
Use a key.
04:40:41
All right.
04:40:42
For the record, I did cocaine once, and it was in the ninth grade.
04:40:45
It was in ninth grade.
04:40:47
When you say take cocaine, it's not even the same as doing it.
04:40:52
I said, did cocaine.
04:40:55
Okay.
04:40:56
Do you take cocaine?
04:40:58
I don't know what it is.
04:41:00
Still saying the wrong verb
04:41:03
snorted cocaine.
04:41:05
There it is.
04:41:06
There it is.
04:41:06
That's that's one of the word words I'm looking for.
04:41:10
And this is the supposed to be the drawer.
04:41:13
Drawer and drawer show.
04:41:15
He says he's supposed to be telling us what he did in ninth grade.
04:41:18
Not me. I'm a drawer.
04:41:21
I am drawer too.
04:41:23
Okay.
04:41:23
I know we are bored.
04:41:27
We just that we are all our go have.
04:41:33
Good boy.
04:41:33
He's happy, happy, happy boy.
04:41:37
Big happy guy.
04:41:39
Oh, just a happy, happy, happy big guy. Oh, just out.
04:41:41
Look at that a bit.
04:41:43
Oh, to have happier dog.
04:41:47
Just a happy, happy, happy big guy.
04:41:50
Oh just look at
04:41:55
those. I,
04:41:58
I, I need your story
04:42:01
before he falls over already draw really didn't.
04:42:05
Yeah he did. He did.
04:42:06
Well I can tell you did one but we really need another
04:42:12
reason to move. Oh
04:42:29
Drury
04:42:34
all the time
04:42:37
There was elf name Fudge
04:42:41
Elf name Fudge was a flamboyant elf.
04:42:44
And try to all the other male elves.
04:42:48
Yeah, I see.
04:42:50
And so that was you.
04:42:52
So fudge this brilliant idea of getting a sex change
04:42:56
that way when he tries to sex with all the male elves,
04:42:59
they would call him a whore instead of a fagot.
04:43:02
Okay, but you got the sex change.
04:43:04
And so they decided I'm calling him a freak.
04:43:07
And he was he was shunned by both groups.
04:43:09
And so he didn't know to do it.
04:43:12
And so he just he he went a cave
04:43:17
and wished for his penis to grow back.
04:43:21
And I got it.
04:43:23
God granted him a brandy penis.
04:43:25
He woke up. Wow. Great.
04:43:30
Jesus bless him.
04:43:32
And he he has a penis and that that person
04:43:37
right here is the man that you're looking at right now.
04:43:40
That's the straw.
04:43:41
That's the story of your.
04:43:44
That's the story of how I was.
04:43:46
It's amazing.
04:43:53
The boxes that
04:44:03
the guide dog.
04:44:04
I don't know whether you like it that's your go to
04:44:07
when you know what the dog doing
04:44:10
like how they eyeball you it's like you
04:44:12
the fuck you do it you leave me alone So you go to sleep.
04:44:16
You just go to sleep.
04:44:17
Can you please stop touching my butthole so we can go to sleep?
04:44:22
You're muted, are you?
04:44:24
Touches of butthole.
04:44:27
But not on the dog.
04:44:29
Look good dog.
04:44:29
Looks like it's been abused sexually.
04:44:33
Yeah.
04:44:35
Really? Yeah.
04:44:37
Clearly.
04:44:41
What's dog doing?
04:44:46
Okay by
04:44:52
hey by.
04:44:53
What's the dog do?
04:44:54
Hey, by owner of the owner of the dogs.
04:44:56
Do I wish we could find out?
04:44:58
David?
04:45:00
You know they must.
04:45:02
Knowing what the dog is doing, a lot of
04:45:06
it's probably licking Gary's balls all.
04:45:08
Right?
04:45:09
Balls to Jan.
04:45:13
Yeah, just the case.
04:45:15
I did not mention Fred's rants will be having marathon
04:45:19
starting on December 29th at midnight.
04:45:26
And then
04:45:28
that's it. We will start a number of them.
04:45:30
Some of the others are going to run right in the fucking the moment.
04:45:34
My whole point was to get content so I could start channel.
04:45:38
We have plenty of content.
04:45:41
It sucks, but it's still content, right?
04:45:45
It's tough to watch
04:45:49
whether it's some jackass going it's my birthday
04:45:52
or it's some jackass going, what the dog doing right?
04:45:56
I have content to teach me how do what I'm doing.
04:45:59
I appreciate it and thank you.
04:46:02
Wow. I have one more shot too, but I'm not sure how the fuck
04:46:06
I can get it in my mouth because they keep dropping my ball
04:46:10
open wide
04:46:12
stuff.
04:46:13
Stuffing then open wide is a that's a that's a
04:46:17
that's a gay derogatory comment, right.
04:46:21
Yeah. So it's kind of what they're meant by that.
04:46:23
If it if your penis is presented, let's it otherwise shut the fuck up.
04:46:28
Would you like me to present my penis?
04:46:30
No, no.
04:46:32
I love my wife and I hope she's as drunk as I am because I'm going thereafter.
04:46:36
My penis, not my wife. Oh,
04:46:41
I want to establish that
04:46:42
I have like 110% weed right now, so that's a problem.
04:46:46
I thought it was a I thought it was a benefit.
04:46:48
But now at this point, when I'm trying to cut buttons, it's
04:46:51
a very saying like it's a problem, but entirely correct.
04:46:56
And what where is the chat?
04:46:59
There used to ease to chat before.
04:47:03
Why isn't anyone chatting?
04:47:05
It would be like So
04:47:07
why though we we commit so much we are so awesome.
04:47:11
We are open and vulnerable.
04:47:13
We are both live.
04:47:15
What are we not doing that
04:47:16
other content providers are doing that you need us to do?
04:47:20
Please So it's just consistency.
04:47:23
We are so genuine.
04:47:24
I know, but it sounds it's really only been a consistent couple of weeks.
04:47:28
Like, you know, it's been
04:47:31
Gary championship, a couple of months.
04:47:33
They said, No, no, I hear you a couple of months.
04:47:37
But but from the start, Gary has been this is like so earthly.
04:47:43
It's so like
04:47:45
cryptic.
04:47:47
We did that.
04:47:48
We did the the what's the the yeah,
04:47:53
the second the second show with the pieces of writing on the stone
04:47:58
like.
04:47:59
The second show, it's so basic.
04:48:01
So I don't understand what the problem is.
04:48:03
If you need us to do anything different, let us know.
04:48:07
I mean, I don't know.
04:48:10
I for
04:48:14
we've started
04:48:14
from the rudimentary basics and we've gone all the way through.
04:48:18
So if there's anything that anybody wants to add, we've
04:48:21
given every app opportunity for them to add it.
04:48:26
What more can we do to make the show better
04:48:31
in 2024?
04:48:33
But I've been doing it.
04:48:35
I Haven't been this drunk since 2019.
04:48:40
Somebody knocking on my door.
04:48:43
Oh, no, that's creepy.
04:48:45
So bet it's my cat.
04:48:49
The kids can look.
04:48:51
They want the door shut, the latch.
04:48:53
They they reach the bottom and they go
04:48:57
because they think they own the whole house.
04:48:59
So, yeah, yeah, they are doing that right now.
04:49:05
Interesting.
04:49:07
Is it really?
04:49:09
Mildly.
04:49:11
I'd rather see the cat do it, but Okay.
04:49:16
You don't have to show the cat doing okay.
04:49:20
You look really fat right now because you're laying back like that.
04:49:23
I know it's really weird and
04:49:26
certainly not the slimming
04:49:29
jogging suit that
04:49:32
that guy and the last video is what was
04:49:38
slimming jogging suit.
04:49:40
So last words, it's your birthday.
04:49:43
Do you have any anything to say before I pass out
04:49:47
birthday farts?
04:49:51
I don't have any.
04:49:54
Uh uh,
04:49:57
Brady has. So
04:50:00
there now, I don't know.
04:50:02
39. I hate when people fucking I feel, especially when they're younger than me.
04:50:07
It said
04:50:08
you sound pathetic, and
04:50:11
I don't feel that way.
04:50:13
Whoo hoo!
04:50:14
How old is older than, you know, younger,
04:50:18
Like 30 people younger than you complain.
04:50:22
Oh. Oh, no.
04:50:25
Fucking hate.
04:50:25
That should be more active. He wouldn't feel that way.
04:50:27
Shut the fuck up.
04:50:29
I have so much input for that right now.
04:50:33
My. My invalid mother is having trouble
04:50:36
rehabbing from
04:50:39
poor choices in life.
04:50:43
Yeah.
04:50:44
Listen, to draw right now, all you have to do is do.
04:50:47
If you if you like.
04:50:50
You said basically do what you love doing.
04:50:54
If you're if you're if you're 39, don't bitch about being old.
04:50:59
If you like to write, write if you like to climb, climb you like to hike,
04:51:02
hike if you like to write, write whatever you like to do, fucking do it.
04:51:08
Otherwise you will die.
04:51:11
I don't know exactly what I said, but that's what I heard
04:51:18
that I said, Do.
04:51:20
Do you want to clarify?
04:51:21
No, no, I think that's good.
04:51:25
That's what I said.
04:51:26
What?
04:51:28
I'm a profound motherfucker.
04:51:31
No, I'm just saying, like you.
04:51:33
I said, What is your advice as turning 39?
04:51:36
Yeah, I sort of bitch about people.
04:51:39
And you said if somebody is younger, I don't like when they complain
04:51:42
about being old. Yeah.
04:51:45
So I said, Dude, if you're younger than 39
04:51:49
and you're bitching, what the fuck are you bitching about?
04:51:52
Listen to your own self.
04:51:53
If you're saying I don't have time to write or I don't have time to hike, time
04:51:57
to fucking work out or I don't have time to.
04:51:58
Whatever you like to do, just shut the fuck up.
04:52:02
Wake up tomorrow morning and do it.
04:52:04
I guess you could spin it
04:52:06
that way, but I was more going towards like overall,
04:52:09
like act, being active,
04:52:13
doing things physically, like even if it's just going somewhere
04:52:17
and walking around like, I don't know, this is just golfing.
04:52:21
Your favorite activity or do you like to what do you like to do?
04:52:26
It's one of them.
04:52:26
Just because it's cheap, it's easy
04:52:30
when you own your set, but you just it's easy for me now.
04:52:35
It's easier.
04:52:36
It's easy. You don't have to be good at it.
04:52:38
We have to have a good time.
04:52:40
True. Yeah.
04:52:40
That's a hard sport to learn because I apologize for my
04:52:44
stammering blah blah, blah blah blah blah.
04:52:49
But and trust me, my eyes are open right now, but there were
04:52:52
times where they weren't. So
04:52:55
am. And you know, you know whose fault it is.
04:52:59
You were right.
04:53:00
I was wrong. I apologize.
04:53:02
Why did you?
04:53:05
The only reason we're here is because
04:53:06
he's the only one that said yes.
04:53:09
God damn it.
04:53:11
I didn't know you.
04:53:13
Maybe you would have said yes, but I didn't ask.
04:53:15
You know, I don't know if I would have said yes.
04:53:17
I probably would have said. No, no joke with Gary.
04:53:19
I from we started in May.
04:53:22
I asked from like January.
04:53:25
I want to learn how to podcast, but I am not smart enough
04:53:28
to talk enough for more than 10 minutes.
04:53:31
Will you host a show?
04:53:33
And nobody but Gary said yes.
04:53:36
Yeah, but that's Gary.
04:53:38
What do you mean?
04:53:39
He's weird. Wow.
04:53:43
Is he weird or is he a courageous?
04:53:46
No, he's just weird. He's like, he.
04:53:47
It's not so much like
04:53:50
he's still watching, you know?
04:53:51
It's like the challenge.
04:53:52
It's like it's he he let me check to see if he's doing that.
04:53:56
We'll take on that challenge.
04:53:57
It's more of a challenge to him as well.
04:53:59
That is like, sure, it seems crazy, but it's more of like, I like that my mind.
04:54:05
I feel for people.
04:54:07
People joke with me and I will look at them and say, challenge accepted
04:54:11
and make that make whatever ridiculous thing they said a reality.
04:54:15
It's pretty much like, Yeah, I can do that.
04:54:17
Let's roll.
04:54:18
Like it's pretty. Makes me so happy to be alive.
04:54:20
Yeah, yeah.
04:54:22
Like if I can make you fly right now, I would.
04:54:26
Or block would you make me fire?
04:54:27
But I was like, Oh, look, if you if you want to be black,
04:54:31
does it make you be black and fly like Superman?
04:54:35
No. You have to
04:54:35
be the know, the only superhero that was only black.
04:54:39
But I want to also be good, as Will Smith will Smith.
04:54:41
And he had to be half drunk to have a superpower.
04:54:45
Yeah, I kind of wish he was half drunk all the time now, but
04:54:49
he'd be more entertaining.
04:54:51
You do not put my wife's
04:54:53
mouth, my my wife name in your mouth.
04:54:57
Your wife's mother? No.
04:54:59
You know what? You're.
04:55:00
You're what I meant that dude.
04:55:01
I know it works.
04:55:02
Well, I want to thank you, I.
04:55:05
I have not been this drunk in ten years.
04:55:08
You're thanking me?
04:55:10
Yeah, because I'm have a good time.
04:55:12
I don't want to watch this.
04:55:14
I'm sorry for anybody watching. I can't even part
04:55:18
what I got.
04:55:19
I got one more shot to get to 20 before you as above. So
04:55:25
I don't do it.
04:55:26
Robo.
04:55:26
Gary does Robo Gary
04:55:30
Robotic Obama over you.
04:55:33
All right, I'm going get I'm going to get straight with you.
04:55:35
Do you have any resentment that you're not the star and Gary is. No,
04:55:41
I don't want that burden.
04:55:42
No idea.
04:55:43
I just know that you seem to be attacking Gary with your green monster Gary
04:55:48
in front of you.
04:55:49
And I want to know if there's anything deeper
04:55:50
that you want to share while you have a chance.
04:55:52
I'd rather be the site off.
04:55:54
Shoot less attention.
04:55:55
But still, you know, I.
04:55:57
I think
04:55:59
I love Gary because.
04:56:00
I can live behind him.
04:56:02
Yeah, I like to get my words in edgewise.
04:56:04
And he's a fun person to challenge.
04:56:07
And we know who the we know who the real star is.
04:56:12
20 shot.
04:56:13
Cheers.
04:56:15
Yes, of course, Gary, We have to say that
04:56:17
that's kind of contractually obligated to halt.
04:56:20
Gary, I was again,
04:56:25
that was 2020.
04:56:26
I can't take any more.
04:56:28
I'll throw up if I take anymore.
04:56:31
Take a big fat one
04:56:34
right in your ass,
04:56:36
are you?
04:56:38
I'm not sure what, but chicken means blood sucking.
04:56:41
No, you.
04:56:42
But Chug is prison term.
04:56:43
Oh, like a tampon soaked in alcohol?
04:56:45
No. I guess I also think just use funnel.
04:56:50
What was it?
04:56:51
Apparently hits you faster. Yeah, You heard about jogging.
04:56:54
There was actually fuck
04:56:56
is actually a video of a lawyer because there was a
04:57:01
some issue with the campus or something like that
04:57:04
because there was a fraternity and there was
04:57:07
they were doing this but jogging and like, I don't know what,
04:57:11
but there is a
04:57:11
lawyer and there was a press conference and the lawyer references
04:57:15
jogging like three times, like in a professional manner.
04:57:19
I mean, I think he goes
04:57:22
jogging is how you that shagging,
04:57:24
because he's got a weird way he talks
04:57:28
like I we both giggling chugging.
04:57:30
No, but I was about to if you were going to say you look
04:57:33
and I was like, I talked about it enough to go pull out of
04:57:37
alcohol enema.
04:57:41
I can't read that.
04:57:42
If I read that, I'll puke
04:57:46
the words
04:57:48
No alcohol, alcohol enema
04:57:52
10 minutes and
04:57:55
can't look up.
04:57:56
But chugging beer.
04:57:58
Can you probably think of this?
04:58:02
Yeah Oh, yeah.
04:58:03
Yeah.
04:58:05
I have a thing here called, uh,
04:58:09
V of four gasping.
04:58:11
That's got nothin shared.
04:58:15
I got a p.
04:58:18
It's all you
04:59:21
open was.
04:59:30
He asked Zander
04:59:32
if he had been, but Chucky was to ask him
04:59:36
whether or not he had been involved in an activity.
04:59:39
But Chucky, that is the first time
04:59:42
that he had ever heard of the two words.
04:59:45
But chugging
04:59:47
has been inferred that he may be a man,
04:59:51
he is a straight man,
04:59:53
and he thinks that the idea
04:59:56
and the concept of But jogging is absolutely repulsive
05:00:00
I have ever been involved in but shocking
05:00:03
or the use of alcohol enemas,
05:00:06
but chugging alcohol enemas never took place.
05:00:10
And we will stand by that until hell freezes
05:00:12
over.
05:00:35
Then.
05:00:45
Yeah.
05:00:46
Okay.
05:00:51
He asked Zander out here
05:00:53
if he had been, but Chucky was to
05:01:00
had a muted for some reason.
05:01:01
Does it matter if I have my R.A. I mean
05:01:04
I don't, he asked on is muted.
05:01:08
Yeah but do you hear what I'm sharing If it's muted?
05:01:13
Did you hear that?
05:01:15
He asked Zander
05:01:17
in here or.
05:01:18
No, no, he asked Zander
05:01:23
Pull it out of the chair and then we'll
05:01:25
we'll be done here.
05:01:29
That's a good idea.
05:01:30
I have to go to bed.
05:01:32
Going to pass out so we can escort them.
05:01:36
But jerking
05:01:41
about.
05:01:41
So. Bella.
05:01:43
Hey, happy birthday.
05:01:45
Well,
05:01:46
so below
05:01:50
Happy birthday and
05:01:58
hammered
05:02:00
breaking news.
05:02:01
We're done
05:02:04
but I'm.
05:02:09
Yeah now
05:02:13
she got a big bow to sew a couple big beautiful skirts
05:02:17
wrist movie cooking to cook
05:02:20
a mini kitchen jam everywhere.
05:02:23
She made a juice.
05:02:28
Oh, my brew came with three.
05:02:33
Stayed away in the house and around.
05:02:36
And right now my name is.
05:02:39
Now we're going to go see.
05:02:45
I don't
05:02:48
feel for taking a moment.
05:02:53
And Steve Brady
05:02:55
and Joshua Brady and or Gary as a fervent
05:02:59
so beloved Cubbies so close
05:03:01
Brady and for sure doing it
05:03:05
our way we're gonna make it make our dreams come true Brady and John
05:03:10
show it's Brady and drawbridge special now Brady draw.