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Fladge Rants Live #32 Niggardly | It Doesn't Mean What You Think - Pay Attention!

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00:00:36 Yeah.
00:00:55 The time is now.
00:00:56 1018.
00:00:56 Do you know where your calendar is?
00:00:58 Hi, I'm Gary.
00:01:00 Happy New Year and welcome to Fladge Rants Live.
00:01:04 This topic is our first adverb for a title,
00:01:11 and I also like to use it as an adjective.
00:01:14 Now, niggardly just means
00:01:18 cheap or stingy.
00:01:21 A nicer way to say that is frugal or thrifty,
00:01:25 but it's usually got the negative connotations.
00:01:28 And in case you haven't guessed it, we.
00:01:32 We were just trying to be edgy and sound
00:01:35 racist.
00:01:36 But it is not the racist, the kind of racist that you think
00:01:42 the the race or creed that is most generally associated
00:01:47 with that kind of thrifty, frugal
00:01:51 spending is actually
00:01:55 Hebrew Jewish people.
00:01:57 So we're not anti-Semitic,
00:02:01 but I just wanted to kind of shed
00:02:05 some light on the darker side of human nature.
00:02:10 It's it's not just the
00:02:11 stinginess, you know, people not not caring about each other or,
00:02:17 you know,
00:02:18 I've always been the opposite.
00:02:20 But here's how I play both sides of the thing.
00:02:23 I mean, there's this balance, as there should be with everything.
00:02:27 But I like to man up and then foot the bill.
00:02:31 It makes me feel good.
00:02:32 You know, I pop off my chest and I'm on the big man.
00:02:36 But on the other hand, I'm
00:02:38 the guy that that scoops out the clearance racks at every store printer.
00:02:43 So I can go either way on that.
00:02:47 But the darker side of human nature,
00:02:50 I kind of want to talk about schadenfreude.
00:02:53 And that is driving delight out of someone else's misfortune.
00:02:58 And I, I don't find it
00:03:00 particularly helpful to see someone else in misery.
00:03:04 I usually like to help, but.
00:03:07 But those Gawker backups on the highway when the crashes on
00:03:11 the other side of the highway, that's
00:03:14 it's this morbid curiosity we have.
00:03:16 We like to check it out.
00:03:19 But who doesn't want to see a rival or someone you don't like?
00:03:23 Or an enemy, you know? Had something bad happened to them?
00:03:27 I would like
00:03:28 to stray away from that kind of thinking.
00:03:31 That's not healthy. That's not helpful.
00:03:34 But a lot of dark things
00:03:38 keep arising from human nature.
00:03:41 It seems like it's universal.
00:03:43 I mean, you get good, you get bad.
00:03:45 And that's that's the balance I'm trying to get at.
00:03:50 And the establishment that I'm trying to buck, the
00:03:54 the paradigm that I want to shift
00:03:57 is is actually
00:04:00 one of the things that's keeping us in line.
00:04:02 You know, the criminal law and
00:04:06 and the social norms
00:04:08 keep us from doing really dastardly things.
00:04:15 I think.
00:04:19 Okay, so
00:04:22 that's kind of what I want to cover now is a new year and I've got my new coat on.
00:04:27 I've got a nice new shirt, and I just got done
00:04:31 watching a 96 hour marathon of our shows.
00:04:35 Got some good advice.
00:04:37 Guy told me to move back.
00:04:38 Look at me. I'm further back.
00:04:41 But I'm missing the box
00:04:43 that this this used to sit on because I gave it to.
00:04:47 I gave it to draw.
00:04:48 So if you haven't checked it out, it's on YouTube.
00:04:51 The unboxing of the, the the,
00:04:57 the birch,
00:05:01 the better
00:05:06 is I've got a forge right over here
00:05:10 and I haven't used it in months.
00:05:13 And for my New Year's resolution, I decided to
00:05:18 start blacksmithing.
00:05:19 The Knife Smith Specifically, that's how I started.
00:05:22 I watched Forged in Fire.
00:05:24 I said I could do that, started collecting the equipment.
00:05:26 Now I've got the equipment sitting right here.
00:05:28 And now I've given I've charged myself with the task of making a knife
00:05:32 every month.
00:05:35 Next up,
00:05:38 the another couple of bad things I wanted to talk about.
00:05:47 I know this is just
00:05:48 off the wall, just out of the blue, but female
00:05:54 It's the emergency
00:05:57 military organization
00:05:59 that takes over in a crisis situation.
00:06:02 The United States of America.
00:06:04 Martial law could be declared and within hours we could be on lockdown.
00:06:10 Civil rights are suspended.
00:06:12 Also, civil liberties are suspended.
00:06:15 And we could find ourselves in
00:06:17 what would appear to be a third world nation.
00:06:20 So that that could be quite dark.
00:06:25 But these are the system
00:06:27 that's in place that's keeping us in line.
00:06:32 Is is working somewhat.
00:06:35 So maybe I shouldn't the grass might not
00:06:38 be greener on the other side.
00:06:41 Now, I really asked me
00:06:44 if I was sure I wanted to go with niggardly as a
00:06:48 as a title.
00:06:48 And I said, why not? It's it's a word.
00:06:51 It's it's a word.
00:06:52 It's a lot of people are going to think I'm being racist with that.
00:06:58 That No, no, that's an actual word. It means
00:07:01 chintzy, cheap.
00:07:04 You know,
00:07:07 But it doesn't matter what the title is.
00:07:11 All the things I want to talk about morality
00:07:15 relates to religion, relates to the paradigm,
00:07:20 which relates to government, which relates to education,
00:07:24 which goes it ties in with everything.
00:07:28 We're all the same.
00:07:29 We're made us start stuff well, right down to the subatomic particle,
00:07:34 we are the same.
00:07:37 We're one part of one greater existence.
00:07:44 And everything ties together.
00:07:46 The UAP phenomenon,
00:07:51 Paranormal Activity,
00:07:54 psychic activity,
00:07:56 these things tied together and are very much related.
00:08:00 Then I kind of want to draw that out. And
00:08:04 I started last year
00:08:06 and no change this this new year,
00:08:11 just like the old year.
00:08:13 I want to investigate further and further into this.
00:08:18 I started with the Great Pyramid of Giza
00:08:21 and the first first claimant
00:08:24 to have built it is false,
00:08:27 but since he was a made up God,
00:08:32 there was a ball with a bunch of eyeballs around it or a human body
00:08:36 with the bird head or a human body with some other animal head
00:08:41 or possibly thought was an analogy
00:08:47 and lived thousands of years
00:08:50 just like it says on the King list.
00:08:53 I can almost see draw.
00:08:58 Oh, also another thing I did
00:09:01 that last fladged cast.
00:09:05 We were so friggin drunk.
00:09:08 Holy crap, I thought we had a medical emergency on our hands.
00:09:12 Speaking of drone
00:09:14 law was basically passed out.
00:09:16 I was all yelling
00:09:19 of Brady.
00:09:20 I've never seen him that wasted.
00:09:21 He was slowly slurring his speech
00:09:26 and I torpedoed the Brady Andrews show.
00:09:30 That dynamic doesn't work with me.
00:09:33 I ruined the aftershow.
00:09:35 It was terrible with me.
00:09:38 This show works with me and you guys,
00:09:41 but you throw me in with you guys.
00:09:45 You reverse that.
00:09:46 If for some reason the equation doesn't work the same, I ruined it.
00:09:50 I made it worse.
00:09:51 I can only see like a third of jurors screen.
00:09:56 It's turned vertically most likely.
00:09:59 Oh, okay.
00:10:00 I turn your phone horizontal
00:10:06 is muted,
00:10:08 but that doesn't mean you can't hear me.
00:10:12 Okay, folks.
00:10:13 You like my shirt, though?
00:10:16 Well, bleep, bleep.
00:10:19 Yeah.
00:10:20 We're talking about chance that
00:10:23 just so
00:10:26 your sound gets so horribly held on.
00:10:27 What?
00:10:28 Say that again.
00:10:32 Oh, what about your shirt?
00:10:34 I think we're supposed to go to a Michio Kaku clip,
00:10:39 and then maybe closer to Truth with Robert Lawrence Kyun
00:10:44 and maybe Neil deGrasse Tyson or Carl Sagan.
00:10:47 Quote, And then I could do a poetry reading and then picker wheel spin the wheel.
00:10:54 Should I be writing this down?
00:10:57 Yeah.
00:10:57 Oh, no, that's all right, Tom.
00:10:59 For me, it's kind of loosey goosey.
00:11:01 Informal, long form is our format.
00:11:05 George performed, but I can see from the screen that his phone is still muted.
00:11:09 So apparently he's he wants you to continue.
00:11:11 What you're saying is, why are you ending so fucking soon?
00:11:14 You need to ram. Oh, yeah.
00:11:16 Oh, yeah.
00:11:18 I kind of ran buckshot over everything.
00:11:19 I wanted to cover Schadenfreude
00:11:23 of you. I'm proud of you.
00:11:24 You did it without saying the j word, so I appreciate that part.
00:11:27 Please wait, Tory, wait to offer you two.
00:11:31 Oh, okay.
00:11:34 Well,
00:11:36 I am.
00:11:38 On the one hand, I.
00:11:41 Yeah, I have questions.
00:11:45 Okay.
00:11:46 I've got answers characterizing yourself, do you consider yourself
00:11:49 niggardly or an niggardly?
00:11:54 I, I play both sides very frequently.
00:11:57 Like I said, I like to be the big man up off my chest out and, you know, foot.
00:12:01 The bill, on the other hand, I like to be frugal and I buy in bulk.
00:12:06 I buy I hit sales, I would clip coupons, but those don't exist anymore,
00:12:11 as far as I know, when I hit the clearance racks, no one redeeming.
00:12:16 I've got a I've got a flat story.
00:12:18 It's I hit a clearance rack and I found these telescope ping
00:12:23 ceiling fan brushes by Lippman
00:12:27 and it was like 75% off.
00:12:30 It was a cool, you know, $50 tool.
00:12:33 And then I got for less than 20, and I thought that was a fantastic deal.
00:12:37 Here's the thing.
00:12:38 I lived in a condo with no ceiling fans
00:12:41 and no cathedral ceilings, so I had absolutely no use for it.
00:12:45 So it was actually $20 that I didn't need to spend that I spent on something
00:12:49 I couldn't possibly use.
00:12:51 But all so in my wheelhouse was
00:13:01 someone with a cathedral ceiling
00:13:04 and a so that was cool, but it worked out.
00:13:08 But looking back, I didn't need to buy that.
00:13:13 But so even though it seemed like a frugal decision,
00:13:17 it was just wasteful, really convenient.
00:13:20 So I go I go either way.
00:13:22 Legally, it's not as bad a thing as is.
00:13:25 Like, I don't think it's derogatory to say Jewish people are frugal,
00:13:30 but any stereotype is a negative stereotype.
00:13:32 So of course it is.
00:13:34 But they have done quite well for themselves for no recruiting.
00:13:38 The only way you can join their creed is to be born into it
00:13:42 and I'm also trying to look
00:13:48 at taking fresh perspectives this year.
00:13:51 Now I've realized that
00:13:54 the atheist naturalist philosophy
00:13:58 and the straight theist God is good and all powerful is a false dichotomy
00:14:05 of either
00:14:06 following Richard Dawkins or the Pope.
00:14:09 There has to be middle ground because the problem of suffering
00:14:13 on the pope's side and the hard question of consciousness and
00:14:19 the fine tuning of the universe and the other side so
00:14:23 there is something in the middle,
00:14:26 and that's where I get to my next topic, which is,
00:14:29 instead of extraterrestrials, the trend I'm seeing is ultra terrestrials.
00:14:35 You know what those are?
00:14:36 I do not extra dimensional beings that live right here amongst us,
00:14:41 but we can't perceive them unless they choose for us to
00:14:46 the good.
00:14:47 The alien crash sites are reverse engineered
00:14:52 craft that
00:14:54 we have found.
00:14:55 But imagine a creature that could fly
00:14:58 across the cosmos, getting to earth and accidentally crashing.
00:15:02 Do you imagine that?
00:15:03 I don't think that happens.
00:15:05 I think it's us crashing our new toys.
00:15:08 And then that's another thing that's niggardly
00:15:12 to have these cool toys and not sharing it with the rest of the world.
00:15:16 That's
00:15:18 stingy, that is.
00:15:20 And zero point Energy is one of them.
00:15:22 That would shift the dichotomy in a positive direction.
00:15:25 And the cure for cancer, I think, is being suppressed.
00:15:29 All the suppressed technology is niggardly.
00:15:36 The military industrial complex is evil.
00:15:43 Mm hmm.
00:15:45 I have a family member that works for the military industrial complex.
00:15:49 But as devil's advocate, because I would mostly agree
00:15:52 with you as a benefactor of the nation that uses that might
00:15:57 do you see that maybe it's more whatever
00:16:00 the opposite of stingy is for, you know, for the for the security of the country.
00:16:05 I don't I don't there's that's a whole nother debate.
00:16:06 But it's because we benefit from it that we realize
00:16:11 that we could be benefiting a whole lot more from it.
00:16:14 I feel I feel bad for
00:16:17 the two thirds of the world that doesn't get to.
00:16:21 But I
00:16:24 see some of my toys.
00:16:27 How could you benefit more short of having these way of weapons
00:16:31 and be able to teleport yourself?
00:16:34 I think you are reaping the benefits of it,
00:16:38 not fully.
00:16:39 How do you know that?
00:16:40 Just assumption or it has to be because there are so many.
00:16:43 It's energy.
00:16:45 Just just if one of these things was made
00:16:49 public readily available use.
00:16:52 Yes, that's what I'm trying to say.
00:16:55 Sorry, I don't interrupt, but I have to.
00:16:57 The power of that, the power that that that they have by withholding that
00:17:01 and not sharing it with the whole world is the power is the power
00:17:04 that I'm trying to refer to that you may be benefiting from.
00:17:09 Yes. But the benefit of having free electricity is no electricity bill.
00:17:15 And therefore I wouldn't have to report to work fewer hours.
00:17:20 That was quite a jump with a whole lot of stuff in the middle
00:17:22 that may not be like, what if everyone had free power and then
00:17:27 the whole world just crumbled because nobody wanted to,
00:17:29 nobody want to get out of bed and go to work than the other services
00:17:33 where we think we could just sing along automated like that.
00:17:36 We probably can't.
00:17:38 I think I'm just curious
00:17:40 about where I got stuck on that is I want to know how we can benefit more.
00:17:44 And I maybe with you I heard maybe we would benefit more.
00:17:47 But I want to know how we could benefit more so that we can go down that path.
00:17:52 Just having readily more energy available
00:17:55 would give us more resources so we wouldn't have to work as hard as that.
00:17:58 What is that what you were saying?
00:17:59 Or you personally wouldn't have to work as hard?
00:18:02 Yeah, yeah, that was just that one simple example. But.
00:18:05 But to get a running start on the problem, let's take a couple steps back,
00:18:11 so. Oh, yeah, I'm way, way further back.
00:18:15 So I need to chime in on that.
00:18:18 As the viewer who said that.
00:18:19 Whoa, bro, back up.
00:18:20 That's all my fault because the the air we used to clip it
00:18:24 just zooms in on Gary's face and puts that all.
00:18:27 He's comfortable right where he is now, which I think from my short,
00:18:31 small experience, which is about two or three days,
00:18:34 the camera angles are perfect, the lighting is perfect,
00:18:36 the sound is perfect, and I have no complaints.
00:18:40 Oh, fantastic.
00:18:42 I tried like the dickens to find my computer.
00:18:45 I What does that mean?
00:18:50 Shit, dude, it's wobbly again.
00:18:52 We haven't had
00:18:53 we had we even had warbling cutting out for, like, what, five, six shows?
00:18:57 And now it's doing it all the time.
00:19:01 It was Jaws Box.
00:19:04 It was Jaws Box.
00:19:06 I didn't realize you had a box.
00:19:09 I thought he had a
00:19:12 Yeah,
00:19:15 yeah, yeah.
00:19:15 I know what you're getting at.
00:19:17 I'll fix it one second.
00:19:22 And I see a black screen for Jaws Feed, but all I see is
00:19:25 a red circle that says Mute, which tells me his phone is muted.
00:19:29 So I just assume he's not talking,
00:19:32 which is fine because I don't.
00:19:34 He or it could be driving.
00:19:35 I think I just like command,
00:19:38 which is fine.
00:19:40 Just if you're going to crash, make sure the feed is going, Please don't crash.
00:19:45 I wonder if he's one of those people that has his Bluetooth
00:19:50 going so loud that the six cars around him can hear me talking right now.
00:19:56 I didn't know.
00:19:57 Show prep at all. Nothing.
00:19:59 I am the most frugal person and least stingy,
00:20:03 but I'm stingy for a reason. I'm. I'm sorry.
00:20:05 I'm generous for a reason.
00:20:07 Typically, I get a kick out of paying for like.
00:20:09 Like you would mention paying the check, being the big man.
00:20:12 Yeah, that's not altruistic. In my mind.
00:20:15 The benefit of being big man is.
00:20:17 That feels great.
00:20:18 It does.
00:20:19 It feels awesome being around for the bar if you're able to do that.
00:20:23 No offense.
00:20:24 Me personally, I don't give a shit about anybody in the bar.
00:20:27 It's all for me.
00:20:28 I can admit that openly and honestly.
00:20:32 I like being the big man.
00:20:34 And in like a dinner situation
00:20:37 where you got, you know, four friends sitting around and
00:20:41 and you just tell the waitress one check to me, please.
00:20:45 And if they want to square up later, cool, Whatever.
00:20:48 But we should go out to dinner soon.
00:20:51 Okay?
00:20:51 Yeah. And I love to be in a position to do that.
00:20:54 And I intentionally put myself in that position.
00:21:00 Now I am.
00:21:02 There's always a fine line on doing that too, because it's obviously
00:21:05 it's a kick for you and it's not nobody's going to lose sleep over
00:21:08 because it's also a nice thing to do, right?
00:21:10 I have I have circles of friends and I'm usually in that circle of friends.
00:21:14 I think there was even an episode of Friends about it to tie in front of
00:21:18 the friends that you're that are benefiting or you're buying for sometimes
00:21:21 feel like it's more like outreach or a charity program
00:21:24 and it can be very uncomfortable, very fast.
00:21:27 Yeah.
00:21:27 Oh, I have to be aware of that.
00:21:30 If you're trying to help people.
00:21:32 New Year, new drink, let's try this.
00:21:35 Well, that was really
00:21:38 See, I got to be careful.
00:21:39 I was going to say niggardly and I don't even know why
00:21:42 it was cheap.
00:21:44 It's the when you win the labels that intense,
00:21:48 the contents are probably lacking.
00:21:50 And it also looks like something
00:21:51 that should be on Nickelodeon, which is confusing for alcohol.
00:21:55 So what I did with this particular
00:21:57 glass is I put I poured all milk crude to Greek
00:22:01 and looks like for ice cubes to rise
00:22:04 and it looked solid.
00:22:08 Oh it's it's 30 degrees in here.
00:22:13 So your milk was frozen.
00:22:15 So it was. Yeah.
00:22:18 How long did you have it in there.
00:22:19 Did you leave the milk out for a while
00:22:20 Because still it should take milk a few minutes to freeze.
00:22:24 Right.
00:22:25 What is it. I'm sorry.
00:22:26 What did you say was in there? Maybe I misunderstood.
00:22:29 Milk and ice.
00:22:32 So draw would be
00:22:33 saying it looks like a cup full of come.
00:22:37 So I've got the strawberry and jiggle.
00:22:40 Cheers.
00:22:42 You could do it.
00:22:43 You could do a swirl.
00:22:45 Yeah.
00:22:47 No, I've tried. The strawberry in the joke.
00:22:49 Makes it taste the whole thing, taste sour.
00:22:53 Really Made it real strawberry
00:22:54 flavor, like real strawberries or rubbery mix.
00:22:59 And it's just the strawberries and cream.
00:23:00 It's.
00:23:01 It's artificial flavor.
00:23:02 That's why it's pink. See, I missed that.
00:23:04 I was concentrating on the little bunny ranch in the middle farm.
00:23:08 Or it's a strawberry farm.
00:23:10 It's not a bloody ranch.
00:23:11 It's a Well, look, the I like where you're going with the Bunny Ranch.
00:23:17 Sure we do.
00:23:17 Next. Next week.
00:23:18 Why isn't the Bunny Ranch?
00:23:21 I'm married.
00:23:22 I'm not interested, but I would definitely film.
00:23:24 Sure. Okay.
00:23:25 Sounds like great content.
00:23:27 I'm married too, but I'm a big fan of the female form.
00:23:37 Varies.
00:23:37 It depends for me.
00:23:39 I mean, another way to say that is I'm a filthy pervert.
00:23:43 I think most. Yeah.
00:23:44 All right, I'll film off.
00:23:45 Yeah, I like, I like it.
00:23:48 I agree. Yeah, I like.
00:23:50 And then my wife is aware of this,
00:23:53 but I mean, the Bunny Ranch is a specific purpose.
00:23:56 It's not just going to look at the female form.
00:23:58 It's going to get the female form to, you know, do things to you.
00:24:04 Oh, okay.
00:24:06 Well, the female form does things to me without even intending who
00:24:11 you want to see. Tickles on the inside.
00:24:14 I don't know.
00:24:14 I don't I don't want to see like my under front in the middle.
00:24:20 It's under front.
00:24:23 The under front.
00:24:25 You got to see my under front. No.
00:24:28 Okay.
00:24:29 I think that's the right answer.
00:24:31 Okay. Please meet you.
00:24:33 Cocoon clip.
00:24:35 Where did you send it?
00:24:36 Because, you know, I'm not surprised that I had no show prep.
00:24:38 And so I didn't send in one.
00:24:40 I just like I like to say things, but with the
00:24:44 with no backing content, that's fun.
00:24:47 The only word on. Yeah.
00:24:48 Oh, Gary is that's fun.
00:24:49 Thank you.
00:24:50 It really
00:24:52 needs just a little help helping you.
00:24:54 Just a little help helping you.
00:24:56 That's all I know.
00:24:57 We're we're four can draw.
00:24:59 I can see his friggin dashboard.
00:25:01 He keeps coming back. You know what it feels like? Old times.
00:25:03 I think you you might be able to cover it for a little bit while he gets somewhere.
00:25:07 We don't want to tell you what any kind of action I've been watching.
00:25:11 I've watched 96 hours of our thing.
00:25:13 I didn't even sleep in the last four days.
00:25:17 Okay, that's not true.
00:25:18 But I played it while I slept the first night.
00:25:22 The tablet died.
00:25:23 As soon as I woke up the second night, I just turned off the video.
00:25:26 Just listen to the audio.
00:25:27 And I still had 71% power left when I woke up.
00:25:30 So I was doing phone during the day, tablet during the night
00:25:33 and you know, alternating charging and as long as I wasn't
00:25:37 playing the video and just listening, it would last all day.
00:25:41 What do you think about the move not moving the show
00:25:44 but an alternate feed of just audio on like Spotify or something?
00:25:50 You think we could carry that as long as.
00:25:53 Yeah, sorry, you're not talking to God about a potato.
00:25:56 It works pretty well.
00:25:58 That was hilarious.
00:26:00 I've watched that clip several times where we couldn't hear
00:26:03 what I was responding to it.
00:26:04 I just blurted out potato.
00:26:06 Yeah,
00:26:08 and there's no way to actually recover the audio.
00:26:11 Like, we don't know what you said.
00:26:12 Well, you probably know what you said to get me to say potato.
00:26:15 Yeah. How to unscrew a light bulb?
00:26:18 Oh, the potato.
00:26:19 I just pulled out. Potato.
00:26:21 You tried it six so that you were you were stealing my,
00:26:25 my answer like you like to do, which is fine.
00:26:28 I do like to do that.
00:26:30 It was a good thing I did it.
00:26:33 Yeah, it was.
00:26:34 But it's so funny for me because I know exactly what I know
00:26:37 who you're talking to, but you look so dramatic and thoughtful.
00:26:41 You would.
00:26:41 You paused.
00:26:42 You think you're even focusing and you go, Yeah.
00:26:47 Potato.
00:26:48 Yeah. What? Yeah. Roll the clip.
00:26:51 I'm not today.
00:26:53 Maybe later.
00:26:54 Something that'll give me about four or 5 hours and I'll be ready.
00:26:57 I we'll fix it in post.
00:27:00 I'm still googling Michio Kaku.
00:27:01 Niggardly. Let's try.
00:27:03 Yeah. Yeah. That's not going to.
00:27:05 That's not going to yield any results.
00:27:07 Dingy
00:27:09 What went through dingy tackle strength
00:27:13 about cheap,
00:27:17 cheap, attractive.
00:27:19 How about Howard?
00:27:20 Just as his story of how he built his
00:27:24 particle collider, he was in high school.
00:27:27 It was a science fair project.
00:27:29 It earned him a tuition at MIT.
00:27:35 I mean, like he was brilliant
00:27:39 from a very young age.
00:27:42 But just the story of
00:27:45 threading the copper wires that he needed
00:27:47 miles of it around the track, the track and field
00:27:51 that the high school track teams field of practice.
00:27:55 And he he
00:27:58 he did this at a high schoolers budget.
00:28:01 He built a particle collider in his basement
00:28:04 and caused the whole town to brown out.
00:28:07 Did he actually get a get it to collide particles yeah yeah
00:28:13 yeah you don't you don't earn a long ride with the nonfunctioning.
00:28:18 I just want to be clear.
00:28:19 All I heard was he built a particle collider.
00:28:22 You know, I didn't know the first time he turned it on,
00:28:27 the power went out?
00:28:29 Yeah.
00:28:30 See, I just do too much energy.
00:28:33 If George listening, I'm going to stop copying his link
00:28:35 because I think it changes every time you go off.
00:28:37 And I would try one more time.
00:28:41 Should be there though.
00:28:43 Should hear
00:28:45 I did send you a link.
00:28:47 I didn't send you the the Rupert Sheldrake
00:28:50 morphic resonance thing,
00:28:53 but you just google Rupert Sheldrake and it comes up with morphic residents.
00:29:02 I have a link
00:29:05 because I can't talk
00:29:06 all hour about schadenfreude.
00:29:09 What does that mean? It is.
00:29:11 It means of taking delight
00:29:13 in someone else's misfortune.
00:29:16 So being a dick.
00:29:18 Yes. Yes.
00:29:21 Now what do they have to create the misfortune?
00:29:24 Or can they just watch and stand by and laugh and giggles?
00:29:27 Yeah, just because I think, okay, Nicole,
00:29:30 if they create it and then laugh at it.
00:29:34 Sibling rivalry
00:29:37 caused my schadenfreude.
00:29:39 I loved it when my siblings would get in trouble,
00:29:43 but they did something to to cause it.
00:29:45 I mean, it wasn't me, it wasn't my influence.
00:29:47 But I got this dark
00:29:53 sensation of glee from their misfortune.
00:29:57 Like their misery made me happy.
00:29:59 That's.
00:30:01 That's pretty ruthless.
00:30:03 I'm not. I'm not proud of it.
00:30:05 How was this, like, last week?
00:30:08 Or was this when you were ten or somewhere in between?
00:30:10 You know, when the way I'm judging you right now
00:30:13 incredibly matters by how old you were when that happened.
00:30:18 You're still doing it blows through the ten,
00:30:21 but I think I would still get some enjoyment from me looking like
00:30:26 the better child if they do something to screw up, you know, in front of
00:30:30 I school in front of the world or just in front of your own siblings.
00:30:34 Like, do you know, this is what I try to do.
00:30:36 I think we're up here.
00:30:39 I took the golden Rule and took it
00:30:41 a little further and and made it a little creepy.
00:30:44 Imagine the worst thing you say and flip it
00:30:49 from behind their eyes.
00:30:51 You're not in for a near dead.
00:30:53 I'm kind of let girl.
00:30:55 No, come on.
00:30:57 I flipped it.
00:30:59 Oh, I see.
00:31:01 Play that song.
00:31:03 Okay. Reroll the clip now.
00:31:05 Okay, so
00:31:07 flip the perspective.
00:31:09 And from there,
00:31:10 the person's point of view that you said the worst, most ruthless thing to do.
00:31:14 And imagine you saying it to you.
00:31:19 And that's that's the golden rule.
00:31:21 And that's that's how to truly play it out.
00:31:24 But I'm a woman, so
00:31:29 I forgot the Oh, my God, do I forgot the rest of that.
00:31:31 Is that clip play?
00:31:33 Be a clip, please.
00:31:39 Happy new clip.
00:31:40 Happy, happy, happy.
00:31:42 Give me anything you got nothing, man.
00:31:45 And put that.
00:31:47 No, don't look at that.
00:31:48 I got so the video sent me free will Morality Self-awareness by Robert's
00:31:53 Popovski.
00:31:54 It's obviously it's longer than it's longer than our show.
00:31:57 Is there a specific chapter point you want me to play?
00:32:00 The first couple of minutes of the first couple of minutes are really fantastic.
00:32:04 He really spells it out
00:32:05 and it's what we've been talking about for a couple of weeks.
00:32:07 There's no humps, so I'll just play
00:32:10 the very beginning for our audience and also explain its significance to you.
00:32:15 Please.
00:32:16 Yeah.
00:32:18 Benjamin Just as orientation.
00:32:20 For more than 30 years, I spent my summers studying a population of wild baboons
00:32:27 in a national park in East Africa, going back to the same animals each year.
00:32:32 And, you know, to feel fairly
00:32:36 connected to them after a while,
00:32:39 amid the usual primatologist rules
00:32:42 of like don't interact and don't interfere and that kind of thing.
00:32:48 There was one baboon who I was very, very fond of named Benjamin,
00:32:53 who was a bit of a
00:32:57 bozo, might be the most appropriate way of stating it.
00:33:01 And like, if there were,
00:33:03 you know, stinging ants to step on, he was going to step on it every time.
00:33:08 If there was a bunch of like,
00:33:09 thorns in the bushes, he was the one who was going to stumble into it.
00:33:14 But very fond of him.
00:33:16 And I was doing an observational sample on him one day
00:33:19 where you sit there and you write down everything that he does for 30 minutes
00:33:23 and he proceeded to spend the whole time asleep.
00:33:26 This was the middle of the day and he was under a bush and fell asleep.
00:33:29 So I sat there for these riveting 30 minutes.
00:33:32 And by the time that was over and he happened to wake up,
00:33:36 then we discovered all the other baboons had left us.
00:33:40 All the other baboons were just off foraging and they were nowhere to be seen.
00:33:45 And he sort of looked around and freaked out.
00:33:48 And I got up on top of my jeep and binoculars
00:33:52 and looked around and finally spotted them like some distant hill.
00:33:56 And there was a moment where he then looked at me
00:34:01 and projecting and anthropomorphizing all of that.
00:34:04 But he knew that I knew where they were.
00:34:08 And I got back in the jeep and drove very slowly
00:34:12 while he sort of trod alongside.
00:34:14 And we found the other baboons.
00:34:15 And that was just like a moment of the sense of connection,
00:34:20 like nothing I had ever felt before.
00:34:24 Is that allowed?
00:34:25 Because you sense that he knew what you were thinking
00:34:28 and he sensed that you had this knowledge
00:34:29 and you're not allowed to intervene, but you're like, I want to help this guy.
00:34:33 He is here.
00:34:35 It's very it's very squishy because, you know,
00:34:40 some extent, you know, you're not a fly on the wall.
00:34:43 You're you're a close relative in lots of ways.
00:34:47 I had one occasion where this juvenile male
00:34:51 communicated to me in a way was pretty demeaning.
00:34:55 There's a vocalization that, you know, you're some low ranking baboon.
00:35:00 You're about to get trashed by some higher ranking guy.
00:35:03 It's obvious.
00:35:04 And there's a distinctive
00:35:05 facial expression you make at that point, which is to everybody else saying,
00:35:09 is anybody interested in coming and watching my back on this?
00:35:12 And defending me?
00:35:14 So this was this squirrely little juvenile who had irritated somebody
00:35:20 and this big male was clearly about to just trounce him.
00:35:24 And you could see the kid did this.
00:35:27 Can anybody join me, facial expression
00:35:29 that everybody else around him And of course, nobody else wanted to get.
00:35:33 And you could see in a moment of sheer desperation, he looked at me
00:35:38 and made the facial expression, which I thought was phenomenal.
00:35:42 It was phenomenal from the standpoint of
00:35:44 he was hoping I would understand what he was saying.
00:35:48 Yeah, inter-species communication.
00:35:50 At the same time,
00:35:51 I was extremely sort of dissed because once again, I was the last resort.
00:35:56 I was the last one being picked for the team.
00:35:59 Everybody else said no, okay, I just will like try him
00:36:03 as if he was hoping I would, like, run over the guy with my jeep or something.
00:36:07 So that was a fairly unique moment and tragic
00:36:13 I had to pretend I didn't understand what he was saying and he got trounced.
00:36:17 But that was that was a fairly special moment
00:36:20 of all the species you could have studied and humans being one of them.
00:36:24 Why did you choose baboons?
00:36:26 Well, I didn't choose them.
00:36:29 I was.
00:36:29 I was shipped off to them.
00:36:31 My first love were mountain gorillas and I was like eight when I decided
00:36:35 I was going to go study mountain gorillas up in the mountains
00:36:39 of the moon and Central Africa, all of that.
00:36:42 And it turned out
00:36:44 that was not a place logistically very easy to go to field work in.
00:36:48 And I also kind of turned into a physiology
00:36:51 just and was interested in hormones in these guys.
00:36:55 And you're not going to do physiology on mountain gorillas.
00:36:58 It was just very plausible.
00:37:01 So baboon PhDs made a ton of sense.
00:37:04 They live in these big social groups.
00:37:05 They live out in the open.
00:37:07 They are not endangered.
00:37:10 Any of that stuff in contrast to mountain gorillas.
00:37:13 And I kind of inherited my troop from a grad student
00:37:17 who was just finishing up his thesis at the time.
00:37:20 So you know, everybody can't go and live with mountain gorillas.
00:37:24 You got to adapt to circumstances.
00:37:25 So instead, 30 plus years with baboons, right?
00:37:30 And you use the word well, use the phrase, I didn't choose that.
00:37:33 And we're going to get to that because your latest book is determined.
00:37:36 Yes. Like I mentioned off here, that I went through determined
00:37:40 with a fine tooth comb as well as zebras get ulcers.
00:37:43 So I have some questions about all three.
00:37:46 But we'll start with determined.
00:37:48 So in a passage fairly early on in the book, maybe chapter
00:37:52 two or three, you said these are questions that you mentioned philosophers
00:37:55 posed to you that left you gasping and defamed are quote unquote.
00:37:59 What does it mean to become aware of a conscious decision?
00:38:03 What did deciding and intending actually mean?
00:38:05 Can you decide to decide?
00:38:07 So I will ask you, Professor,
00:38:10 what does it mean to become aware of a conscious decision?
00:38:13 What do deciding and intending actually mean?
00:38:15 And can you decide to decide?
00:38:18 Well, the way in which I
00:38:20 get in everyone's faces at this point is that
00:38:23 what does it mean that you've become aware of a conscious decision?
00:38:27 Let's translate that.
00:38:30 What does it tell us about free will and where I am a major
00:38:34 irritant is My conclusion is it tells us nothing about free will whatsoever.
00:38:40 Conscious intent has nothing to do with the free will to be.
00:38:45 Whether that was conscious or unconscious has nothing to do with it.
00:38:49 And one of my starting arguments in the book,
00:38:51 which is that we have no free will whatsoever.
00:38:54 All we are is the outcome of our biology over which we have no control.
00:39:00 And this interaction with environment over which we have no control
00:39:04 and is sort of the strongest way in which people cling to a free will.
00:39:08 Belief is you make a decision, you decide,
00:39:12 I'm going to have, you know, chocolate ice cream instead of vanilla.
00:39:17 You were conscious of it.
00:39:19 You were conscious of your intent.
00:39:21 You know, you're not being coerced into doing that, but forced.
00:39:24 You have other options.
00:39:26 You know that there's a good likelihood that if you say chocolate,
00:39:29 you're going to be given chocolate ice cream.
00:39:31 So you're like, you understand the contingencies there
00:39:34 and you make a choice.
00:39:37 You act on your intent.
00:39:39 And for the vast majority of people, that's a moment
00:39:43 that just resonates with free will
00:39:46 that just it's so palpable, it's in the moment
00:39:51 and the consciousness seems so important.
00:39:54 And for me it's completely irrelevant.
00:39:57 It is like asking somebody to review a movie
00:40:01 and they only get to see the last 3 minutes of it
00:40:04 because what that analysis leaves out is the only question
00:40:08 you can ask at that point.
00:40:09 Where did that intent come from?
00:40:12 How did you become that sort of person?
00:40:15 Not only the sort of person who would prefer chocolate to vanilla,
00:40:19 but a person who would be ordering ice cream
00:40:22 at that point, a person who had the socioeconomic luxury
00:40:25 of doing so, a person who like the taste of a person who it.
00:40:30 How did you become who you are at that moment
00:40:34 and what made you who you are is all that biology
00:40:38 interacting with environment over which you had no control.
00:40:41 And we are nothing more or less than the outcome of what came before.
00:40:46 Okay. Brady,
00:40:49 that's what I've been saying.
00:40:50 He even use the chocolate versus vanilla
00:40:52 ice cream analogy that I tried to give you a few weeks ago.
00:40:56 But but, but, but.
00:41:00 Okay, so YouTube doesn't have the back 10 seconds.
00:41:05 Rumble, does
00:41:07 the 15 seconds actually,
00:41:11 he I agreed
00:41:12 with everything he said at the end and I didn't hear most of it.
00:41:15 The last thing he said, though, he added the thing that is not true.
00:41:19 He said that you have no control over the past,
00:41:24 but at the environment you find himself in the environment you put yourself in.
00:41:34 I mean, but with that ordering,
00:41:38 at that point, a person who had the socioeconomic
00:41:41 luxury of doing that, all he's talking about is influence.
00:41:44 Those things are not at the helm.
00:41:46 All follow on
00:41:48 like a person who it.
00:41:51 How did you become who you are at that moment
00:41:54 and what made you who you are is all that biology right?
00:41:59 Yes. Which you had no control wrong.
00:42:03 What is not you?
00:42:05 What control did you have over your environment?
00:42:09 For an example, Right now I'm eating cheese.
00:42:13 Yeah, I can.
00:42:15 I can choose not to eat the cheese or choose to eat the cheese.
00:42:18 We can debate if I already determined if I'm doing that or not.
00:42:21 I don't.
00:42:22 I got that part.
00:42:24 Okay, but what?
00:42:26 Where?
00:42:27 Where is he getting illusion that up to this point in this decision that he's
00:42:31 in, he's talking about this point in life that is either free will or not.
00:42:35 Right.
00:42:36 Is that that's what that's what he that's what this is, right?
00:42:39 Yes, it is.
00:42:41 Where is his information that up to that point
00:42:45 there's been no influence on any previous choice or environment?
00:42:49 That's just in my point of view.
00:42:51 Maybe it's just obtuse is wrong, 100% wrong.
00:42:55 He's not saying that there's some or there isn't some.
00:42:58 He's saying he's had no control over any decision ever.
00:43:03 Okay.
00:43:05 I'm going to back up a little bit again.
00:43:07 Now, this guy I like because he rides right down
00:43:10 the middle of Daniel Dennett and Sam Harris.
00:43:12 I like I like all three of them.
00:43:14 But they they all say there's no such thing as free will.
00:43:18 I like it. And Sam Harris says
00:43:21 to say that there's an illusion of free
00:43:24 will is not even wrong, which means
00:43:30 it's a categorical error.
00:43:32 It's not even
00:43:34 an illusion of free will.
00:43:37 Daniel Dennett takes it a much different way.
00:43:41 He's the compatibles that I was talking about compatible ism.
00:43:45 Whereas you are a an agent making decisions
00:43:51 that influence your environment around you,
00:43:55 but that is compatible with determinism
00:44:00 and you had a big issue with that.
00:44:03 This guy writes right down the middle had a you
00:44:08 you still have a problem with compatible ism.
00:44:10 Yeah I'm telling you.
00:44:11 Dan Daniel That's a pretty smart cookie.
00:44:13 It's a cop out.
00:44:15 I'm a dummy, I'm a dumb ass. So
00:44:18 I disagree intellectually.
00:44:21 Level of Joe.
00:44:23 I've been watching the show and the brilliant draw show.
00:44:26 You guys have this constant interaction going on where you both seem
00:44:30 pretty well-spoken on every topic.
00:44:32 That and draw.
00:44:34 Carl calls it a wormhole because you go into a topic
00:44:37 and it leads to another two leads or other leads to another that
00:44:40 that's seem seems unrelated to the original topic.
00:44:43 And you both speak very intelligently on it.
00:44:46 And but we start out with my show and you guys suddenly you couple of dumb
00:44:51 are you saving your A-game for the the Brady Andor show
00:44:55 or are you are you are you
00:44:58 playing the the the the
00:45:02 straight cop for me I mean good cop bad cop.
00:45:06 What's going on with that.
00:45:08 So you guys seem Roger much better without me.
00:45:12 I think maybe you should visit that that that that that kind of.
00:45:17 I'm consistent. I am.
00:45:19 I am this way all the time.
00:45:21 Ask anyone. I.
00:45:22 Especially yourself.
00:45:24 I'm not complaining about you.
00:45:25 I hear you complaining about you.
00:45:27 Because the only difference in that equation is you.
00:45:29 There's me. Yeah.
00:45:31 So anyways. Yeah, I'll get you.
00:45:33 Take me out of there, you guys. Sounds fair.
00:45:35 Okay. By comparison, you guys are okay.
00:45:37 I get it.
00:45:38 When you're sitting around a shit, maybe you should ask.
00:45:41 Maybe that's when you should think about it.
00:45:44 I got to play my games.
00:45:45 I played phone games.
00:45:46 When I poop, I still can't.
00:45:48 So if you.
00:45:48 If You have two people that are exactly the same.
00:45:51 Let's call them twins, because I can't think of what else to call them.
00:45:55 I lived
00:45:55 and I know this is not physically possible,
00:45:57 but in this hypothetical they lived an entire world
00:46:01 the same.
00:46:02 Every influence, every bite of food, everything that you can possibly
00:46:05 throw at me in this imaginary scenario, they did exactly the same.
00:46:09 Woke up the same time.
00:46:10 Everything was the same time.
00:46:12 When it comes time to
00:46:15 pick an action, I don't care when it comes to vanilla or
00:46:18 chocolate ice cream to to choose vanilla or chocolate ice cream, they still have.
00:46:23 The only word I can think of to fill is the absolute
00:46:27 will and capacity to decide between chocolate
00:46:31 and vanilla, regardless of if this path is destined and already planned.
00:46:36 And it's like mercury going to their water,
00:46:38 going to the lowest point, or it's some destiny
00:46:41 finger of God or it's completely random.
00:46:44 I get it that after the fact establish that point was already a path that was
00:46:48 straight. But
00:46:51 you're saying he's
00:46:52 saying you're saying that there's no capacity for whatever this is
00:46:57 to choose between chocolate and vanilla at that point
00:47:01 because of the influence before.
00:47:04 That is what's actually at the helm
00:47:07 because that
00:47:09 certainly feels like I'm choosing chocolate over vanilla,
00:47:12 except for that that nine out of ten times in that 10th time I choose vanilla
00:47:16 just for this. I don't know women.
00:47:18 If you say I feel like anything, you lost me.
00:47:22 Give me a report in an observation.
00:47:24 Do you think you can choose between chocolate and vanilla?
00:47:29 It feels like it.
00:47:31 And I know that's not what you wanted to hear.
00:47:34 I know.
00:47:36 It seems like it.
00:47:38 It seems like it.
00:47:40 It really does.
00:47:41 But what is it that's causing me?
00:47:44 Well, in his hour, in his debate, the guy and you can't see me.
00:47:48 But I'm pointing and pointing to this.
00:47:50 This guy right here.
00:47:52 Yeah, Yeah, I see.
00:47:54 He didn't even. Is he?
00:47:56 So he's no free will, right?
00:47:58 I didn't hear the beginning of it. I should have. It might help me, right?
00:48:00 Yeah. It's not even an allusion.
00:48:02 It's not even a thing.
00:48:04 The only point I'm concerned about is in his own sentence.
00:48:06 He was talking about how basically your influences make your decision.
00:48:11 Not not your own
00:48:13 capacity.
00:48:16 Well, your capacity.
00:48:17 Now you're talking about biology, and that is what he's talking about.
00:48:21 Wait, now you just added biology as a definition to this.
00:48:24 I thought we were talking about self freewill or
00:48:27 my self is a biological organism.
00:48:30 Identify as a biological organism, which is weird because the topic was
00:48:35 niggardly or being not non generous.
00:48:40 But yeah, everything's related.
00:48:41 We seem to be true is a continuation of itself.
00:48:44 This is a long, long conversation.
00:48:46 I know.
00:48:47 So, but I just want to make sure we're talking about
00:48:50 he's not talking about if you could determine whether you're cheap or not.
00:48:53 He's just talking about
00:48:55 determining anything.
00:48:57 Inhaling, exhaling, blowing your nose,
00:49:00 taking a shit, getting married, dying.
00:49:04 If you choose to end your life like all that,
00:49:06 all those decisions are wrapped up into one concept.
00:49:09 Something else is at the helm.
00:49:11 What he's saying, though, what I heard is it's your previous influences, which
00:49:18 I mean, he
00:49:19 he started with biology, but he's a biologist.
00:49:24 But you mean he started with biology?
00:49:26 I mean, there was like an
00:49:28 electrical impulse in a body that has a draw jaws there all the time.
00:49:33 It's just a dark scream and.
00:49:35 Oh, okay.
00:49:36 Oh, there's another drawer. I have old I have two drawers.
00:49:39 His phone is still going.
00:49:40 That's really weird.
00:49:42 That's weird.
00:49:44 See, now you did that.
00:49:44 Maybe he's not ready yet, so he'll let us know when he's ready.
00:49:47 You should just.
00:49:49 You shouldn't.
00:49:49 Have you ever gone out to dinner with that guy
00:49:52 that disappears to the bathroom when the check shows up?
00:49:54 Or are searches for his wallet in vain?
00:49:58 That's the other guy on Two and a Half Men.
00:50:01 The brother,
00:50:04 Alan Allen, he he's.
00:50:06 Yeah, he does that.
00:50:07 He disappears when the check comes.
00:50:09 I, I actually forgot my wallet one time
00:50:13 and I,
00:50:15 I left my wife at the gas station as collateral.
00:50:18 And I knew if I found out I knew if I told her that she would say hell no.
00:50:22 So I didn't ask.
00:50:25 I was really just took.
00:50:26 Ah yeah.
00:50:27 And in our our apartment was literally lit literally
00:50:31 2 minutes walking distance away.
00:50:32 I mean, I was back in 7 minutes with, with the money and stuff,
00:50:35 but she was still she's still a little pissed to this day.
00:50:38 Would you asking should be why though.
00:50:41 I mean I solved the situation she was by the time she was buying
00:50:45 whatever because she was in the store.
00:50:46 You know, I pumped the gas and went to pay for whatever.
00:50:49 And I'm like,
00:50:51 okay, can you control whether you're pissed or not?
00:50:54 She wouldn't have got the stuff.
00:50:55 I mean, she we were like, in her pajamas.
00:50:57 It was so the gas station was gas station was so close to our apartment,
00:51:01 we would just sit there like that all the time.
00:51:03 Oh, I thought it would be hilarious because by the time she worried
00:51:07 when you control whether you had niggardly or not.
00:51:11 Well, according to you and this gentleman,
00:51:14 what you're asking, the action you're asking is irrelevant.
00:51:17 The answer is always no, always no.
00:51:20 But that's stupid.
00:51:21 That's just stupid.
00:51:23 I'm part of the environment.
00:51:25 I'm trying to talk you out of acting niggardly, but it doesn't matter.
00:51:29 It's already been determined.
00:51:31 And any choice I have there's nobody at the helm,
00:51:33 so I'm just going to kick back and relax.
00:51:34 Hopefully my car doesn't kill people on the way home tomorrow.
00:51:41 Oh, so nothing matters.
00:51:42 Are back to the nihilists?
00:51:44 Well, I mean.
00:51:44 I mean, I don't see.
00:51:46 I don't label it whatever you want.
00:51:48 I don't see an either or. I think it's.
00:51:50 I mean, I don't see anything but an either or.
00:51:52 I think a better example of nothing matters is
00:51:57 I've seen people arguing out in public and I try to pay attention to what
00:52:02 the subject matter is because it doesn't really matter what the subject matter is.
00:52:06 Imagine in ten years, 100 years, a thousand years is
00:52:10 that subject matter is going to still be important to me.
00:52:13 And I'm
00:52:15 sorry you didn't know what you know to them?
00:52:20 No. To anyone? No.
00:52:23 In 10 seconds.
00:52:24 It's not going to matter to me
00:52:28 personally. I've eaten all day.
00:52:29 Oh, okay.
00:52:30 No. Good job.
00:52:33 See, I kind of hold a grudge.
00:52:35 I kind of remember I kind of keep score.
00:52:36 And it's not a good it's not a good character trait.
00:52:40 It's not.
00:52:40 And and New Year's Day is the perfect time to let go of all of that.
00:52:45 It'd be healthier for you
00:52:48 if people are serious,
00:52:51 and it's not even worth that.
00:52:52 If people are serious about like New Year's resolutions are improving yourself,
00:52:55 it's really not the time because
00:52:58 people have a tendency to do it, feel good about themselves, and then it's
00:53:01 okay to just give up your resolution by like what, the third.
00:53:05 So I've stuck with quite a few.
00:53:08 Have you been here?
00:53:10 You're an exceptional human being.
00:53:11 You are like an ultra human being. If I had to pick a word.
00:53:15 Oh, ultra, ultra tourist frills.
00:53:19 Let's go to ultra terrestrials.
00:53:21 That's. That's what I.
00:53:23 That's what I did
00:53:24 is what you did on that.
00:53:27 I don't have an outline written down, but I have one in my head.
00:53:30 And ultra terrestrials is one of the topics I wanted to touch on
00:53:33 because it's it's it's it seems to be
00:53:38 what the the narrative is leaning towards.
00:53:42 There's this UAP
00:53:45 leak thing going on for a while now.
00:53:49 And then they had this whistleblower from the military
00:53:51 I forget his name right now but he was saying these are not extraterrestrials.
00:53:55 They're from a different dimension.
00:53:58 And at first I was like, that seems like bullcrap.
00:54:02 But now it's making a lot of sense to me.
00:54:04 Like, I don't think we would understand the world.
00:54:08 We're kind of simple, you know, the stupid monkey people.
00:54:11 So we wouldn't really understand
00:54:14 multidimensional stuff and like,
00:54:16 we don't have the capacity to grok,
00:54:20 so we're with our limited capacity.
00:54:23 We're given what we can understand.
00:54:28 Like, well, you couldn't specialize in absolutely everything that we do
00:54:32 know about.
00:54:33 You got to focus on one thing and you could get pretty good.
00:54:36 You could develop a mastery of something.
00:54:39 But we have to stand on the
00:54:40 shoulders of giants just to to make improvements.
00:54:44 And and I think the universe
00:54:47 is so much more complicated than we could possibly comprehend.
00:54:53 And that's where you guys are putting this imaginary
00:54:57 magical, supernatural nonsense in.
00:55:01 And it's its place of perfectly
00:55:05 natural, normal stuff that is so complicated.
00:55:08 We have no chance of understanding, like when I try to explain
00:55:12 quantum physics to my dog.
00:55:18 As far as the
00:55:21 connecting to interdimensional beings, I've heard going down
00:55:25 rabbit holes that I've gone and I have no evidence of this.
00:55:28 But some people have said that the government has not only communicated,
00:55:32 but they have portals that they take ayahuasca, get two different levels
00:55:37 of dimension and communicate, and that's who's like basically running the show,
00:55:41 not at the helm of us for our decisions, but making like military.
00:55:44 And because they know things in the future in tech that we don't have.
00:55:46 So whether it's nefarious or not
00:55:48 and whether it's true or not, there's people in our government
00:55:51 that believe that there's people above them
00:55:52 that are getting their orders through interdimensional people, through a portal.
00:55:56 We put draw on the screen.
00:55:59 He was I'll try again.
00:56:01 Is he lit up or is he dark?
00:56:03 He is lit up or this or that and he's not there.
00:56:09 It's empty because I copied his phone one, but I'll get it.
00:56:11 Would you stop it?
00:56:14 I copied his phone, wanted changed and I got to put it back.
00:56:17 He's the only one that uses
00:56:18 the same link every time and I think he's in full merge.
00:56:21 I want I want him seen.
00:56:23 I screwed him over.
00:56:24 Just give me a second for.
00:56:26 For God.
00:56:27 For my God sake, just give me a second.
00:56:30 That's
00:56:34 I was listening to old podcast
00:56:36 and George called it his being or like I, I think what you're saying
00:56:42 you're being and it's like that's, that would be yourself.
00:56:46 But he said you're being
00:56:48 his being like I like he's referring to a higher
00:56:53 you're being a higher power version of himself
00:56:56 He um
00:56:59 I've got a tautology that answers your, your afterlife question though.
00:57:03 It's that your, your conscious self,
00:57:08 right?
00:57:09 You're familiar with your conscious self.
00:57:11 It you're not conscious. No point.
00:57:14 If you're not making decisions, what you're defining
00:57:16 a consciousness that we cannot have if we do not make decisions.
00:57:21 Well, are you aware of your unconscious self?
00:57:26 Yeah, I don't think I don't think I can be.
00:57:28 I'm aware, Right. That's my point.
00:57:31 So your self is when you say talk about yourself, it's your conscious self
00:57:37 and when you're not conscious, that goes away.
00:57:41 So therefore when you die,
00:57:44 your conscious self is no longer right.
00:57:50 No idea is to do with the rest of your being.
00:57:54 The rest of my being.
00:57:56 Yeah. Whatever word I.
00:57:58 I am only aware of my conscious self.
00:58:01 When I am not conscious, I am not aware.
00:58:04 You're not for me.
00:58:07 You're not aware of your skin cells.
00:58:08 You're not aware of the chemical reactions that go inside of your body.
00:58:11 You're not aware of the electricity, that you're not aware of any of that
00:58:14 you're not conscious.
00:58:15 Do any of that.
00:58:16 Right.
00:58:17 So I can't identify any of that.
00:58:20 You're not conscious any of that.
00:58:21 But you just said. Right.
00:58:22 So it wouldn't the answer right.
00:58:23 And no, no, I'm not just any of that.
00:58:26 I don't. Right.
00:58:27 As you would say. I don't know what that is. Right.
00:58:30 Right. Oh, okay. So I'm right.
00:58:32 You're wrong. You apologize.
00:58:37 No. Oh, I also got another take away.
00:58:41 I got out of watching the show for 4 hours straight was I am the voice inside
00:58:46 Brady's head telling him no.
00:58:50 So. Oh, sure.
00:58:53 I mean, it's like a drink.
00:58:54 It is Georgia and Strawberry.
00:59:00 Well, no, this one.
00:59:01 Strawberry. This was good. No, it would. It does.
00:59:03 It makes a sick like vomit taste if you make some.
00:59:09 I like how you change the subject then.
00:59:12 Oh, so your conscious self
00:59:15 also you're without your count yourself.
00:59:17 You are what you are consciously aware of.
00:59:21 All those things that I said. Your skin cells. You're you're.
00:59:24 No, no, absolutely not.
00:59:25 I do not identify as a skin cell.
00:59:28 You're conscious of them, though?
00:59:30 I'm aware that they exist. Exactly. So.
00:59:34 Okay, so
00:59:37 you said you were not aware of your conscious
00:59:39 or unconscious self when you actually are
00:59:43 your cells are conscious and unconscious.
00:59:47 Self is aware of my skin cells, but my unconscious self, that's
00:59:51 exactly what I'm talking about without a conscious.
00:59:54 So you don't exist.
01:00:01 You don't think that there's
01:00:02 we talked about this before the body's automated systems
01:00:05 just this I just to them does not mean that there's not conscious to them.
01:00:10 Oh okay. Okay.
01:00:12 Panpsychism
01:00:14 Everything's conscious.
01:00:16 Rupert Sheldrake I'm telling you, look up.
01:00:18 Rupert Sheldrake Morphic resonance.
01:00:21 He talks about consciousness being fundamental
01:00:25 but old, creepy, weird looking dude, probably pedophile, allegedly.
01:00:29 Oh, no, no, that's, that's Sapolsky. He's.
01:00:33 He rides the fence between Daniel Dennett and Sam Harris.
01:00:36 And I was.
01:00:36 I was just trying to get a perspective between compatible ism and free will.
01:00:43 That makes sense.
01:00:44 And this guy has it, But I don't.
01:00:47 I don't think I'm getting anybody jumping on board that train.
01:00:50 So I'm changing trains.
01:00:55 Physicists have recently determined
01:00:58 that not only Newtonian physics still works.
01:01:02 Then general
01:01:04 relativity came up that combined spacetime.
01:01:08 Now physicists are saying
01:01:11 spacetime is not fundamental,
01:01:14 which means local,
01:01:17 real, local reality is doesn't exist.
01:01:20 And perception is the only way to make things come into existence.
01:01:27 This is Donald Hoffman's work.
01:01:30 I think that's his name. But
01:01:32 this sounds a little too far fetched for even me.
01:01:37 Yeah. Donald Hoffman.
01:01:39 So I'm sorry. I get it.
01:01:41 Physicists are crazy morons with nothing better to do but create
01:01:44 a cosmetic cottage industry of nonsense.
01:01:47 And it's.
01:01:47 They came up with a whole bunch of people
01:01:49 that apparently think that philosophers are worse, man.
01:01:53 But maybe. But at least they don't.
01:01:55 They At least they don't demand and insist that things are absolute.
01:02:00 Yeah.
01:02:01 So I think Sean Carroll's the best that explaining that
01:02:05 we're all just wave functions.
01:02:10 Yeah.
01:02:10 Let's start the the year with the the Mount Rushmore
01:02:16 for physics Professor SIEGEL, Michio Kaku, Sean Carroll,
01:02:21 Lawrence Krauss and
01:02:28 Brian GREENE.
01:02:32 I thought we were talking about generosity.
01:02:37 That was last episode.
01:02:38 This is the Mandela effect.
01:02:40 You had mentioned the lunar cornucopia.
01:02:42 We did the Mandela effect already.
01:02:44 You mentioned something about the draw and BRADY So different than the flat rants.
01:02:47 And it's the Brady and George Show.
01:02:49 I don't know why I just did that.
01:02:52 I think they made
01:02:53 I believe the Brady and draw Charlie mad I think that the difference is
01:02:58 is we're not trying to convince the entire world to think the way we're thinking.
01:03:02 We're those mathematicians and physicists names.
01:03:05 Are those your high priests in your religion?
01:03:09 Yes. Okay.
01:03:11 I was just we, we all we all worship atheist. Mo,
01:03:16 is that some kind of spaghetti monster shit?
01:03:21 A joke, sarcasm.
01:03:25 I'm just.
01:03:25 Well, all hail atheist mouth.
01:03:28 I'm just trying to be generous with my opinion
01:03:30 of your point of view.
01:03:35 Is that your version of generosity that is niggardly?
01:03:38 I think you're being a little niggardly too.
01:03:41 Well, thank you, sir.
01:03:43 Because you're.
01:03:43 You're convinced that's not an offensive term.
01:03:46 I mean, unless you know, you're being
01:03:50 and unless you're Jewish and cheap
01:03:55 because those are synonyms.
01:03:57 No. See, that's where you are that where you may be.
01:04:00 I crossed the line
01:04:03 by you till there is no line.
01:04:05 Oh, YouTube.
01:04:07 Right.
01:04:08 You're welcome.
01:04:09 Roll the clip.
01:04:11 Well,
01:04:13 there's no clip.
01:04:14 I know
01:04:17 we should.
01:04:18 And we should end YouTube, though. That's
01:04:21 I think we game a good hour.
01:04:22 If it's immigration, we should be going we should end YouTube.
01:04:27 You know who's really niggardly with their censorship and I mean with their speech.
01:04:32 No, not censorship.
01:04:32 That would be opposite.
01:04:36 You should never be niggardly
01:04:37 with your speech, free and open speech.
01:04:40 I'm looking for the disclaimer
01:04:44 so I can sort the fuck down before I play it.
01:04:47 That was cute one time, but it's getting a little old.
01:04:50 I mean, it's like those fast talkers.
01:04:52 As long as you get the information, then you're good.
01:04:54 All right, then I'll play it.
01:04:55 That's a good that's a that's a perfect point.
01:04:58 No one needs to sit through that shit.
01:05:03 First
01:05:06 of all, I.
01:05:08 I can't make it go any faster.
01:05:10 I'm like,
01:05:14 out of here.
01:05:23 Some girls are
01:05:26 already
01:05:31 think
01:05:35 I'm going to go
01:05:37 from Boston.
01:05:41 I want to hear
01:05:45 a different kind of going to I'm going to
01:05:49 take a little time.
01:05:51 I want to bring
01:05:56 back. I'm
01:05:59 glad I come from a girl
01:06:02 on the phone about
01:06:06 an hour from now from
01:06:12 after watching about 78 hours of our show,
01:06:18 I've noticed that I do some annoying things.
01:06:22 Brady eats a lot. Yes,
01:06:25 Draw says yes and no.
01:06:29 Yeah. No,
01:06:31 I'm glad you brought that up because me buttons exist.
01:06:33 Don't eat on microphone.
01:06:35 Is this is this fladge rants?
01:06:37 Fladge rants because I'm I got
01:06:39 I'm ready for I'm definitely prepped for that show.
01:06:43 Okay, let's be frank.
01:06:45 Oh, no, no, no,
01:06:49 I do.
01:06:51 I saw both poop scooper.
01:06:53 I want to know pretty why we eat so much
01:06:55 on the microphone.
01:07:00 That's asthma.
01:07:02 And then, too, I want to know why you relate everything
01:07:04 to some existential crisis that you're trying
01:07:08 to save us from that we didn't even know.
01:07:11 It's all existential
01:07:13 because I'm just trying to get what existence is about.
01:07:18 And I want to
01:07:20 correct your faulty epistemology.
01:07:25 But why?
01:07:25 If I think something that you don't agree with and then I die.
01:07:28 And you're right, the same thing happens. You gain nothing.
01:07:31 I gain nothing.
01:07:32 I live in both worlds where I since I'm agnostic, I'm not counting on
01:07:36 an afterlife, but I am baptized and confirmed
01:07:39 in a faith and circumcised.
01:07:42 Well, I see. So some part I don't.
01:07:44 Thanks for asking. And then.
01:07:47 But my main point is, is both things can exist.
01:07:49 I can be smart enough and experienced enough to know that I should not
01:07:53 take this gift of life in this moment for granted,
01:07:56 or as a dress rehearsal, which was well put.
01:07:59 Yeah,
01:08:01 but that's not enough for you.
01:08:04 Nope. I like. I like that point.
01:08:06 How come, Gary?
01:08:07 How come you don't go around telling people
01:08:08 that they need to listen more Prince music before they die?
01:08:12 I think they should know what
01:08:14 you value, Prince way more than you like, do religion.
01:08:17 So why wouldn't that be your crusade rather than the
01:08:21 who have a pro prince ism?
01:08:24 You should.
01:08:25 You think my philosophy should be more positive?
01:08:28 No, no, no, I'm not saying positive.
01:08:30 I'm just saying geared in a direction sexual things I think is instead
01:08:33 listening to what you're saying,
01:08:35 You're filling in the blanks with things that make it easier than listening.
01:08:39 No, I'm trying to
01:08:41 to answer the the bigger question like I hear him talking about Prince
01:08:46 and I agree that they should of
01:08:50 I'm kind of piggybacking off of what Brady said.
01:08:52 God doesn't exist. But Prince does, right.
01:08:55 Why do you spend more time trying to disprove something that you know
01:08:58 doesn't exist versus something that, you know,
01:09:00 you know does exist, that you enjoy it actually,
01:09:03 because we've got the paradigm
01:09:05 wrong and people are still doing bad stuff.
01:09:09 I don't want to figure out how we can improve
01:09:12 society without lies.
01:09:17 Well, I think removing
01:09:18 all their hope is not going to be a good start.
01:09:21 I know. What am I going to replace it with?
01:09:24 I know I need to replace it with something.
01:09:26 I don't know. I'm just.
01:09:28 You asked an honest question about flag rants over
01:09:30 flag rants, and that's my number one gripe and rant.
01:09:34 I don't know.
01:09:35 Yeah, I've said it a million times.
01:09:37 Whether you agree with with their beliefs or not,
01:09:39 the Christian Crusades were easy in their intent.
01:09:41 They were saving souls. Right?
01:09:44 You're not trying to save souls.
01:09:45 Not save souls. You just want
01:09:49 what exists.
01:09:50 People will live their best life possible, and that should not
01:09:53 include doing a bunch of stuff for no reason.
01:09:57 But if it does, which over history, I mean, you might argue
01:10:01 that religious groups, even though horrible, horrible
01:10:04 some them may have made groups of people better and may have made the world better.
01:10:09 So regarding groups, so then what's the harm
01:10:13 if we could all achieve a sensibility of the harvest believing lies?
01:10:18 Gary No, no, you're labeling them lies.
01:10:20 I didn't care.
01:10:21 I don't care if you're talking about Prince or a religion or whatever,
01:10:24 unless they come to put their hand around your throat.
01:10:28 I understand.
01:10:29 I think I understand your point of view that if all people hold hands
01:10:32 and make them their best selves as a human being and know that this is it, so
01:10:35 you better make the best of every moment, then the world will eventually be better.
01:10:38 But not everyone is like you, especially.
01:10:41 I know that.
01:10:42 And that's the problem.
01:10:43 Obviously, I don't know the answer.
01:10:45 I don't know the fix for it,
01:10:47 but I do know it's a problem and I'm trying to solve it.
01:10:51 I just trying to keep the conversation going.
01:10:54 I don't want you to be blinded by your stingy point of view and become niggardly.
01:10:58 Oh, there it is.
01:10:59 So much for bringing it back.
01:11:01 So much so that you end up losing any type of
01:11:04 steam that you might get for your intent.
01:11:08 So like, Well,
01:11:10 I'm going to write a little business truth.
01:11:13 Do you have Gary, do you have hobbies that don't matter,
01:11:15 that don't harm anyone that you know, you could probably do without?
01:11:19 Well, yeah, forging should.
01:11:21 Yes, you all should like people, go around convincing you not to forge
01:11:27 Heavens.
01:11:28 Who should they be?
01:11:29 They might be an unsafe practice.
01:11:32 I might get a little tipsy.
01:11:34 Well, I'm doing dangerous things.
01:11:35 Yeah, it might actually help.
01:11:38 There's another part of the show that I want to rant about that I don't like.
01:11:41 Or Brady. Tell me we make fun of each other.
01:11:43 It's all fun, in all seriousness.
01:11:45 Oh, it's fun.
01:11:47 I enjoy what I learned when I learned what that word was.
01:11:51 Today, Jordan Fried, Jordan freed and schadenfreude to.
01:11:56 Schadenfreude is me taking satisfaction over the displeasure
01:12:01 which which would include picking on Gary at this point.
01:12:04 But sometimes this is just this is an honest point of view.
01:12:06 Sometimes in the show I feel like organically
01:12:10 we team up on one another and I feel like that's by
01:12:14 pointing.
01:12:15 I feel like I'm teaming up on the two of you and just winning, right?
01:12:18 But that's your ego getting in the way.
01:12:20 That's what you can't see that is blinding you from everything.
01:12:23 Oh yeah, He wants us back.
01:12:26 I don't know if that's even opinion, but that's the
01:12:30 draw. Draw?
01:12:31 You join us a little late.
01:12:33 Not only like you were nonexistent the first five episodes,
01:12:37 but I didn't see you for the first hour of the show.
01:12:40 And you missed.
01:12:41 My New Year's resolution was to do more foraging.
01:12:44 So I'm going to be a knife.
01:12:46 Smith This year, at least 12 noon,
01:12:50 because I knew there was a time I was not going to get anywhere with it.
01:12:54 Yeah, yeah.
01:12:55 I mean, it's not going to be not very productive.
01:12:57 And, man, I'm bad at it.
01:12:59 It's dangerous. No, And
01:13:01 you should pick something up.
01:13:02 That's more work. Like religion.
01:13:06 I'm. I'm considering it. I'm.
01:13:07 I'm thinking about starting a church, Drop the forage and pick up Christianity.
01:13:12 It may benefit you way more.
01:13:13 Well, I was thinking this church is a good business model.
01:13:17 Tax free.
01:13:19 Right?
01:13:20 Well, I'm starting a nonprofit and maybe the forging could be the altar.
01:13:26 Atheist Mom is our guide right there.
01:13:28 Very simple, easy rules that you need to follow to become a real church.
01:13:31 You could probably be a church by not by an actual simple rule
01:13:35 podcast that you need.
01:13:36 If I want to be ordained, I want to be able to do marriages
01:13:40 and funerals, conduct like
01:13:44 important ceremonies that atheists don't get to do
01:13:48 because they're not affiliated with any church.
01:13:52 So I'm going, that's isn't there.
01:13:53 So storytelling before the Internet and stuff,
01:13:58 that was a way to to learn, really, right?
01:14:00 I mean, you have to convey history, religion, religion
01:14:06 for centuries, if not millennia, have taken care of that.
01:14:10 Right.
01:14:11 So the like the bookkeeping benefits of religion has helped mankind.
01:14:16 So that alone
01:14:18 should be reasons not to discount it.
01:14:20 And I'm against religion. I think religion is in the way of God.
01:14:22 If you ask me or whatever that is, whatever the ultra alien
01:14:26 is or messenger or interdimensional energy pulse.
01:14:30 Yeah, well, I think Jeremiah Lockstep with the
01:14:33 the stories in the Bible are about aliens.
01:14:36 Funny thing.
01:14:37 Okay tie in to I was it in Florida all we got to endure water
01:14:43 in the Clearwater area there is a Church of Scientology.
01:14:47 I didn't realize there's like several buildings down there.
01:14:50 It's almost like a little fucking compound.
01:14:52 They've got this resort shed, though.
01:14:53 Several buildings that like Scientology big fucking bright on them.
01:14:57 It was fucking weird because they were nice.
01:15:00 Big fancy fucking buildings, right in lots of money.
01:15:03 Clearwater Right off the fucking water for the most part.
01:15:06 Either right off the water or just inside.
01:15:09 Let's get a photo.
01:15:10 But yeah, even even as weird as this Church of Scientology,
01:15:15 the people are and their methods of stuff, what they believe in
01:15:19 is a type of energy that's inside of you that gets released, I guess.
01:15:25 Yeah, well, they've got like this made up fiction that they believe is true.
01:15:29 They've got names for the aliens and they got aliens.
01:15:32 They have actual aliens.
01:15:33 They they name four planets that don't exist.
01:15:37 Like, I don't know.
01:15:38 I don't know that much about it in that realm.
01:15:41 Ron Hubbard was a science fiction author.
01:15:45 He made up this stuff.
01:15:47 He made it up as a joke for religion.
01:15:49 That that's true. Yeah and it isn't.
01:15:52 It is a giant Ponzi scheme or potentially money laundering scheme.
01:16:03 I also would you also this was I asked Brady
01:16:07 why you guys sound so smart on, your show, but so stupid on my show.
01:16:11 But we determined is because I'm here That's the only
01:16:14 that's the only difference
01:16:18 I'm making sound so stupid differences don't matter.
01:16:21 I forgot to dumb it down for the room here.
01:16:24 You're only as smart as the stupidest person in the room.
01:16:27 So. Yeah.
01:16:29 Yeah. All right.
01:16:30 The weakest link. Well, thanks for that.
01:16:33 Let's see my Christmas tree.
01:16:34 Neither one of us said it was you. Did you assume it was you?
01:16:36 Because that's kind of kind of stupid, but stupid.
01:16:40 I mean, you are. You actually.
01:16:41 You're the one that brought it up and noticed it, too.
01:16:43 I also say thanks for that a lot.
01:16:45 What? Also, I say a lot.
01:16:47 I bring up a Ockham's Razor, the Socratic
01:16:50 method, muddying the waters a lot.
01:16:53 Yeah, that's why I started talking about Muddy Waters.
01:16:56 Right. Um,
01:16:59 Brady brought up muddying the
01:17:00 waters today of Scientology compound.
01:17:04 Why don't you want to muddy the waters?
01:17:05 Sometimes it's a good thing when you're filling for it.
01:17:08 I know.
01:17:09 I want to talk to you later on. I want.
01:17:12 I want full transparency.
01:17:13 I want to see what's going on.
01:17:16 I'm. I'm sifting through muddy Waters, trying to figure out what's going on.
01:17:20 There's one one reason when it's okay,
01:17:23 I try to establish privacy in all aspects of my life.
01:17:26 Sometimes I cannot.
01:17:27 In that case, I muddy the waters.
01:17:30 I created a whole lot of stuff so they can't see what I'm really doing
01:17:35 just like that.
01:17:36 What do you think of them finding out?
01:17:38 You know what I'm afraid of?
01:17:39 Nothing except my own integrity.
01:17:41 And I don't know. I have no idea.
01:17:44 It could be a character, could be a integrity is not for sale.
01:17:49 I don't want anybody to know anything about me just as a as a character defect.
01:17:52 But on top of that, I've because I work in data, I see how easily it's
01:17:56 exploited at levels people don't even believe me if I explain it to them.
01:18:00 Is that the Scientology compound?
01:18:02 That's the Scientology compound.
01:18:05 It's just like any other cult.
01:18:07 They really want you to sell all your worldly possessions.
01:18:09 Give it all to them.
01:18:12 Yeah. Yeah.
01:18:13 Wonder what they're doing with or other than just buying property
01:18:17 and spending it on, I don't know, expanding the Empire.
01:18:25 How far does it go there?
01:18:26 There are a lot of stories.
01:18:28 Not even just like
01:18:30 all the legal remedy stuff, but I mean, there's other people
01:18:33 that have said similar shit.
01:18:34 There's just you get exiled from your family.
01:18:36 If you're not down with all the Scientology shit, if you're like half
01:18:41 and half, how they don't like that You're either all in or you're disowned.
01:18:46 Yeah.
01:18:47 And they get them to rat each other out. This is a real. Is it?
01:18:49 Do they really have the tacky Scientology site?
01:18:51 I did not see that when I saw that fucking Miami.
01:18:56 This one white mosque.
01:18:57 Oh, that was Go Clearwater.
01:19:00 Did you?
01:19:00 Yeah. This was the one. The first one.
01:19:02 Yeah. That definitely is. Yeah.
01:19:04 So the first building we saw in, then the second building we stumbled upon
01:19:07 and it's like there, there actually is a couple of other smaller buildings,
01:19:09 but they, they have like a decent of property
01:19:13 there in Clearwater somehow, some way.
01:19:15 I don't know what, How does that benefit the church.
01:19:17 I don't know.
01:19:19 So why did you decide
01:19:20 to go to draw it off for New Year's?
01:19:23 Because there was no snow of North in Michigan.
01:19:26 There was like there was snow in Florida.
01:19:29 So. So you would skiing in Florida? Good idea.
01:19:31 I don't know.
01:19:32 We just went to war.
01:19:33 That's exactly what I heard.
01:19:36 There was no
01:19:39 no reason to be up here. Yeah.
01:19:40 Yeah.
01:19:41 And I know, like last year we did New Year's,
01:19:43 which I always thought it would be very busy up there.
01:19:45 And it actually was not busy all up there last year.
01:19:48 And it was great.
01:19:49 We've gotten spoiled the last like five years.
01:19:52 It snowed before Thanksgiving.
01:19:55 We've done trips before Thanksgiving up there, which is pretty rare.
01:20:01 And so there's just no snow up north.
01:20:02 And so we're just figuring out what to do for.
01:20:05 Yeah, that's another phrase that comes up a lot up north.
01:20:08 Can you eat the the artificial snow?
01:20:13 I'm sorry.
01:20:13 I've been watching
01:20:14 and I've been watching this this large cast nonstop for four days.
01:20:18 I am like entrenched.
01:20:20 Do you think if we give money to Al Gore, he can get snow up north?
01:20:25 I mean,
01:20:27 I know that word.
01:20:28 Is it global warming? Is it?
01:20:30 I don't think so.
01:20:31 I don't think so either.
01:20:32 I think it's just funny because the only the only mountain that's up there is
01:20:36 that's doing a good job making fake snow and saying, fuck it is nubs.
01:20:39 Now knob that nubs knob, which is
01:20:42 so they don't even have a resort there across from Highlands.
01:20:45 They don't even have like a stay on the property.
01:20:48 You do have to Do they live elsewhere?
01:20:52 Yeah, they're a great freaking mountain, but they don't have their own
01:20:55 lodging set up
01:20:56 and so they literally just make paying off of just their lift tickets.
01:21:00 And so I'm curious as to why they spend way more money on making fake snow
01:21:04 than boring that has to mountains up there
01:21:07 and crystal that is up there as well.
01:21:10 And they all have full blown resorts and golf golf courses and shit.
01:21:13 Obviously you don't play the golf courses in the winter, but they
01:21:17 they're they're losing out on the revenue of the mountain
01:21:20 and the lodging where nubs have no one's going to nubs.
01:21:24 They're just losing out on the of just the lift tickets by themselves.
01:21:28 So it's funny how it wouldn't behoove
01:21:31 the other three that are bigger more known names
01:21:35 to put the extra work in and make more snow.
01:21:38 And the smaller guy is actually doing all the all the shit
01:21:40 the other the other ones should.
01:21:42 And it's night and day, the pictures and even even their
01:21:45 they're showing drone
01:21:46 footage is showing saying, hey, this is what you're going to be paying for.
01:21:50 We're not trying to pull the wool over nobody.
01:21:52 Meanwhile,
01:21:54 Boyne and them are
01:21:56 basically saying like, well, there's, you know,
01:21:59 it's still fun to come up here anyway, even though we don't have good snow,
01:22:02 like still come anyway.
01:22:03 And it's like we have indoor putt putt.
01:22:06 That's what we're going to do.
01:22:07 Well, I don't know if I want to buy it out from under nubs and call it draw knob.
01:22:13 Mayor
01:22:16 That's my joke.
01:22:17 You can slap under a nub or you want to leave you two alone for that?
01:22:23 Yeah. So decided to go to Brady.
01:22:25 What are you eating now?
01:22:26 What instead
01:22:28 drove down? Is that a sandwich?
01:22:30 Oh, that is a sandwich.
01:22:31 Is that a ham sandwich?
01:22:34 Italian.
01:22:35 You're Italian.
01:22:38 I don't need that unhealthy shit.
01:22:41 Oh, they weren't niggardly with the meat, though.
01:22:46 There you go. I made it.
01:22:49 So you were all right.
01:22:50 I wasn't.
01:22:51 It's my second one, too.
01:22:52 Story you're generous with to me.
01:22:56 Most people probably did nothing today.
01:22:58 I did.
01:22:58 I did not do nothing.
01:23:03 Yes, I was going to do that, too.
01:23:05 Let's get that done. Everyone knows plenty.
01:23:07 So the quote that's on the dictionary, Who?
01:23:09 What I think is from Oxford.
01:23:10 And I don't I don't want to stay on topic or anything, but yeah.
01:23:14 Quote serving out the rations with a niggardly hand, unquote.
01:23:18 So does that mean like your hand is black or.
01:23:21 No, No, that means stingy.
01:23:25 Oh, you're right.
01:23:27 That sounds. But that's pretty racist to you.
01:23:29 I think that conclusion is the racist part for the record.
01:23:34 So have you guys always been aware, by the way,
01:23:36 have you guys always been aware of the word or were you made aware of it?
01:23:40 I think. Who said who said it?
01:23:42 I was I was born with the knowledge,
01:23:44 McCain or who's one of the other loud mouth motherfuckers?
01:23:48 That's not a fair game because you've had all knowledge in your head all the time.
01:23:51 You can't make a decision to learn any more knowledge.
01:23:53 You already have all knowledge, and it's just determined, right?
01:23:56 Predetermined.
01:23:58 You got to pick your battles for that.
01:24:00 You can't sound like a retired one second in a genius.
01:24:02 The next justice.
01:24:03 Which makes you sound like a retard all the time.
01:24:05 It was Newt Gingrich for sure.
01:24:07 Not that there's anything wrong with that.
01:24:09 Yes, there is.
01:24:10 Yes, there is a niggardly.
01:24:14 That's about the fucking.
01:24:16 There she goes.
01:24:17 I almost had to threaten the retard this weekend.
01:24:19 Yesterday.
01:24:21 Yeah, we did.
01:24:22 When we were doing driving back we figured we'll go half way one day
01:24:26 and then we'll do New Year's in Nashville,
01:24:30 which was, oh I've done that for a couple time
01:24:33 now and it's been way more exciting other other occasions.
01:24:37 But yeah, there was this like,
01:24:38 retarded dude, just like hobbling, kind of walking funny.
01:24:41 But he was well by himself and he was just like,
01:24:43 eyeball on the fuck, like walking right by us and just staring.
01:24:46 Right.
01:24:46 He was actually the second guy who had who had done that.
01:24:49 I almost had to choke a second.
01:24:51 Another guy who was just just he was staring.
01:24:54 He was checking you out.
01:24:56 No, you staring right at my girlfriend.
01:24:57 Just like looking at her, looking down, looking up,
01:24:59 just staring at her, Staring at or staring at her.
01:25:02 Looking at her.
01:25:02 Staring at her. Staring at her.
01:25:03 Staring at her Looks away, Looks away.
01:25:06 Looks like goes back to her Staring at her Staring out or staring at her down.
01:25:10 Staring at her staring at her.
01:25:12 Two other chicks come and sit at the table that he's that he looks at them,
01:25:15 staring at them, staring at them, staring at them, looks down,
01:25:18 looks up, staring, staring, staring never says anything.
01:25:21 Turn back around, looks off in another direction.
01:25:24 Herzog my girlfriend
01:25:25 staring, staring And I was just like, Bro, are you that fucking hard up or what?
01:25:29 What's your problem? And he just kind of started laughing.
01:25:31 And so then I started laughing and I'm like, No, seriously.
01:25:34 I'm like, Are you that hurt up?
01:25:35 Or I'm like, What the the deal?
01:25:36 I'm like, What the fuck?
01:25:38 And then my girlfriend was like, Yeah, let's just get the fuck out of here.
01:25:41 And I was like, okay, so he left, but the retard dude was doing
01:25:45 the same exact thing and I did the same thing to him.
01:25:47 I'm like, Bro, you got a fucking stare and problem.
01:25:49 And he just kept walking.
01:25:50 And then I just said, I go,
01:25:51 Just because you fucking you're retarded doesn't mean you can't.
01:25:53 You know, you have some fucking problems.
01:25:57 And he got just kind of
01:25:58 you kind of nodded and walked away and then just kept walking.
01:26:00 Dude, I thought I was creepy.
01:26:04 Yeah, No, it was weird all by himself.
01:26:06 Both of these dudes all by themselves. I don't know
01:26:11 that we could do that.
01:26:11 Ain't got No, no. What's going on? He's a fucking loser.
01:26:14 If you want to talk to random people, that's like, one thing.
01:26:16 That's one level of creepiness. It's almost.
01:26:19 You're like grabbing somebody that shouldn't.
01:26:21 That doesn't want to be a hold of your conversation.
01:26:24 Then you kind of grasp them there and hold them there.
01:26:26 Those kind of that one, a pathetic person is way
01:26:30 more sympathetic to than the person who's just going to be like a boldfaced creep.
01:26:34 Like right from the fucking get on a
01:26:37 over.
01:26:38 Oh, I'm not hitting any buttons, man.
01:26:40 It's a
01:26:43 Yeah, let me know ahead of time.
01:26:45 Tap the buttons as are.
01:26:46 I just want to know what you never know when a delivery is coming.
01:26:49 I'll never know. Yeah, yeah. Like I can close out that
01:27:00 I still somehow I still have to somehow make it shorter.
01:27:03 And since we're in for the fact I do want to
01:27:05 at some point make some type of fledglings
01:27:09 little thing to potentially play.
01:27:13 Oh, yeah.
01:27:14 But I can't discuss Gary No discusses the difficult this golf course
01:27:17 that it might be a good idea to start to fly adlibs early and just
01:27:20 periodically jab at at these topics rather than sitting there
01:27:25 and going adjective noun this one that one you might get a larger variety.
01:27:29 So I think that's what we're going to try to do from here on out.
01:27:32 But yeah, there are one adjective
01:27:36 niggardly.
01:27:40 How do you spell that?
01:27:40 E already air to air.
01:27:44 It's, it's got a hard l y Yeah,
01:27:47 it does become
01:27:49 since if you sort that out for me, we've,
01:27:54 we've, we've all made a conscious effort
01:27:56 to not use that joke this show,
01:28:00 but it's been very, very difficult.
01:28:03 It's been very difficult.
01:28:04 And this,
01:28:06 you know, this is an educational show about language, not about
01:28:11 oh yeah, we we don't want to perpetuate the misconception of that word.
01:28:16 I think Gary is being really niggardly with his time today.
01:28:19 Oh, yeah.
01:28:20 Gary referencing the Newt Gingrich clip I was was before you
01:28:26 clip.
01:28:26 Did you send a clip?
01:28:28 No. Should we should we play the clip of the unboxing?
01:28:34 But it's just available on YouTube.
01:28:38 You can just go to YouTube much.
01:28:40 Can you watch your unboxing of it, see the ensemble you draw sporting right now?
01:28:47 Are you sure you can go to YouTube?
01:28:49 I don't think it's on YouTube.
01:28:52 It is on YouTube.
01:28:53 I've watched it on YouTube.
01:28:55 Oh, you're you're on sites.
01:28:59 I've been down all week.
01:29:01 I'm not sure why
01:29:03 Because it's been running a marathon.
01:29:05 It's up now. I think you're mistaken.
01:29:09 It's up now because we're not running a marathon.
01:29:12 Oh, look, I found the draw and
01:29:15 Gary, golfing and boxing I got.
01:29:17 Yeah, it's only like 2 minutes.
01:29:20 It's pretty good.
01:29:22 I like it.
01:29:23 Oh, we both.
01:29:26 And here's his.
01:29:30 Oh, I'm not putting up with that little circle in the middle.
01:29:32 Hold on a second.
01:29:34 Restart.
01:29:36 All right.
01:29:37 Or professional running.
01:29:40 Whoever designed this website
01:29:43 to hold on,
01:29:46 is that when the
01:29:48 that comes,
01:29:51 this goes.
01:29:56 I got awkward.
01:29:57 I am just because this is like the creepiest thing
01:30:00 Gary filled with his phone.
01:30:02 It's just me and Gary there.
01:30:03 And I'm supposed to be excited, but
01:30:06 thank God I got
01:30:08 my face with terrible music
01:30:12 and with the that
01:30:16 looks
01:30:19 almost fear.
01:30:23 I got my virginity.
01:30:27 Why is it why Miss a meeting?
01:30:29 Is the show ending so, yeah, we got canceled.
01:30:33 We got dropped.
01:30:34 Our sponsors all backed out.
01:30:37 All of them
01:30:39 starting with Looney Tunes.
01:30:41 No, it was. It was.
01:30:42 It was pretty much in response to Gary.
01:30:44 Gary's kind of like, sad, sad rant about the
01:30:47 not getting enough views yet to his liking.
01:30:51 You said it, man, and I heard it.
01:30:52 I expect it's live here so
01:30:56 the Buckhorn disc golf course the green course there's draw behind me
01:31:01 a little scoring update we just both birdied 100 to 3 over
01:31:08 All right drawn on hole 18 he's
01:31:10 got a little deficit to work off in one hole to get it.
01:31:13 So here we go. Yeah. Here's the drive.
01:31:18 This is bad filming.
01:31:21 Oh, no.
01:31:22 It was his approach shot that I missed.
01:31:23 That we both sucked.
01:31:24 Is the problem fucked up?
01:31:26 Oh, yeah, yeah,
01:31:28 yeah. You seem to think so, too.
01:31:30 Yeah, it was the pressure.
01:31:32 No, this is what I missed.
01:31:34 We have.
01:31:35 I think you were in the screen.
01:31:39 The discussion on the screen.
01:31:40 What was I filming as? Great.
01:31:42 I think there's Bigfoot.
01:31:43 I think I saw Bigfoot walk in the background,
01:31:47 but I was in the game.
01:31:50 I You win the game.
01:31:52 Whatever, bro.
01:31:53 But then why did you say you lost? For sure?
01:31:56 Could you still Gladwin
01:31:59 Yeah No, I there was a chance.
01:32:01 There was a chance to take it. So. Gary.
01:32:03 Gary I know there's a chance.
01:32:05 Gary There's a miraculous
01:32:07 beginning to his game, but I had a terrible to my game, but
01:32:10 I managed to put my, my first and only triple bogey
01:32:15 brought you back into the thing and then you got it within one.
01:32:19 I mean, back in the thing I was it was a slow climb.
01:32:22 It was a two stroke swing. Come on, that was bad.
01:32:25 It was down. How much was I down?
01:32:27 Four or five strokes.
01:32:29 I think it was six.
01:32:31 Yeah. It may have been.
01:32:32 Yeah. One seven at one point. Yeah. No I was fucking.
01:32:35 I know you came roaring back but I was able to hold fairly
01:32:41 flat wins.
01:32:43 Fairly.
01:32:44 You find I usually win Wedge.
01:32:47 Is that true?
01:32:49 Well, everything is he usually win
01:32:51 at this golf.
01:32:55 I've never met
01:32:56 anybody that usually wins because disc golf is such a variable sport.
01:32:59 Even the good people are fucked up.
01:33:02 Bauman usually wins.
01:33:06 Everyone wins.
01:33:08 The lead guitarist on my theme song
01:33:10 usually wins.
01:33:16 Yeah, he likes to win so much.
01:33:17 He started his own league, right?
01:33:19 Yeah.
01:33:22 That does him.
01:33:24 Does he call it Come Beat Me?
01:33:26 Yeah. Yeah. Try it if you can.
01:33:28 Not that way.
01:33:29 That's not what I meant to
01:33:33 just go and kind of tame today.
01:33:35 Hey, he's muted.
01:33:36 Is that my fault?
01:33:39 No, he's eating by me.
01:33:40 I'm just a dipshit.
01:33:41 Just let you know it's never.
01:33:44 You know what? When he's on screen, it's never that quiet for that long,
01:33:47 right There's a link in the producer chat and Mr.
01:33:50 Eats on the phone.
01:33:51 My microphone.
01:33:53 The first thing I've eaten since yesterday.
01:33:55 Well, you could do it way.
01:33:56 Do you?
01:33:57 Purposely lean into the mic to eat or
01:34:03 can you link in the producers yet?
01:34:05 I think this goes with the topic, right?
01:34:06 I'm not sure from six days ago.
01:34:09 It may be breaking news. It may not be.
01:34:11 I mean, there's no way.
01:34:13 There's no way.
01:34:20 My computer is pretty bad.
01:34:23 Is it the computer or is this theory the mike,
01:34:26 the computer, the Eagles try to think back from it.
01:34:30 S And renewed calls for Frank
01:34:32 Hartley's to resign for making that cynical effort.
01:34:35 African-American colleagues, CBS four
01:34:38 don't think so live outside his southwest Miami-Dade office.
01:34:42 Sylvia Silva good evening. We are Silva
01:34:48 She forgot.
01:34:49 She forgot.
01:34:50 She forgot the story's name. Right as it started.
01:34:52 She had a look her
01:34:55 sorry to flubs story.
01:34:57 Silva gets her coworkers name completely wrong and then look at her phone.
01:35:02 Sorry, I don't mean to stab Brody.
01:35:04 Drew her
01:35:07 nose.
01:35:07 Attorney General Pam Bondi.
01:35:09 Well, maybe she had a lot of.
01:35:10 You think her name is checking the name.
01:35:12 She forgot Florida one day that you heard the this is according to Politico.
01:35:16 And she is not the only one
01:35:19 resigned. Now,
01:35:22 these 12 people have also said
01:35:25 they resigned if he resigns or Frank Carty leaves to.
01:35:30 Let's put it in tonight, Miami.
01:35:33 Well, quit your job, please.
01:35:36 It's not wrong that way to step down.
01:35:39 But I do expect our representative to respect every individual right.
01:35:46 They are disgraced,
01:35:48 by the way, racial slurs at a Tallahassee
01:35:50 bar Monday night closes at Tallahassee.
01:35:54 United.
01:35:54 Audrey Gibson from Jacksonville and Perry Thurston from Fort Lauderdale.
01:35:59 Gibson and Thurston say he used the end
01:36:02 in grabbing senators who support him.
01:36:05 And the groans rise to power.
01:36:08 Rogue wave.
01:36:09 Oh, no, wait a second.
01:36:12 They're talking about using the N-word
01:36:14 and the gentleman's name is in the groans
01:36:17 is a play on words that he's playing.
01:36:20 Wait a minute, Tennessee.
01:36:22 Don't know what he said.
01:36:23 And she called Silver Sylvia.
01:36:25 So, I mean, that's just a she could just be misspeaking.
01:36:30 Nick groans really?
01:36:33 Oh, it's not.
01:36:34 I thought it was a written one of these people.
01:36:35 I did not pretty. Watch this.
01:36:37 When I say one of these people, I mean the people on the screen.
01:36:39 I don't mean anything other than that.
01:36:41 Oh, you people.
01:36:42 I don't know that old lady that they show looks like,
01:36:47 I don't know, two beautiful people.
01:36:49 I don't.
01:36:50 I don't I don't know what you're going through yourself.
01:36:53 Wow. By the way,
01:36:55 look, I don't know.
01:36:56 And say he you
01:36:59 are describing who supported Senate
01:37:02 President Joe Negroponte's rise to power.
01:37:05 That's his name, creation of the.
01:37:08 Oh, I get it.
01:37:09 Okay. I extend a heartfelt apology.
01:37:12 Please say to all of those either they didn't
01:37:15 play it of using the B word while you were all.
01:37:20 What's the B word?
01:37:22 B word?
01:37:23 Bigot,
01:37:26 finger finger,
01:37:28 bottom topper,
01:37:31 bottom topper. That one's actually clever.
01:37:33 No reaction for that
01:37:35 kind of thinking.
01:37:35 Some of something more clever on my end.
01:37:37 But no, I'm going I could go. A lot of the
01:37:40 baboons know how it's going to be more like sly with it.
01:37:43 The B word like banana eater or banana eater baboon.
01:37:48 You bet it was the Who thinks the B word, is it those pooper?
01:37:53 Both pooper scooper comes in with bit. Are you both bitch?
01:37:57 Yes, that's what my shirt says.
01:38:00 But consensually. Right.
01:38:01 So like blink blink if you need help from Bo,
01:38:05 you know.
01:38:05 What are we supposed to do? I got to take that seriously.
01:38:07 Now we're going to.
01:38:08 We're going to swatted, not
01:38:13 a safety word.
01:38:14 I'm. No, the safety word is stop the safety.
01:38:17 Where to stop
01:38:19 is scream it three times.
01:38:22 We are going on.
01:38:24 We got a couple say the words want to stop the other is eating on my the other is.
01:38:30 Mm mm mm.
01:38:34 For me it's muddying the waters for draw it's yes and no.
01:38:39 Yeah. No.
01:38:40 And for, for Brady it's see on the mic and I'm play let's, let's go to popular
01:38:44 is this clip you got me usually wait till the end but I'm telling you
01:38:47 I haven't eaten so I can either go well do you.
01:38:50 I've got to I've got a mute I can put two or two. I don't.
01:38:53 I noticed too that the more you say it, the more I do it. So.
01:38:57 Yeah. Yeah.
01:38:58 That's what I try to, I try to make a decision
01:39:01 and not do it, but I'm not at the helm so you can off fuck off.
01:39:05 Unfortunately, that's all there is making.
01:39:08 Me. Do it. I've been employed. Yeah.
01:39:10 Yeah.
01:39:11 You're not culpable for your own actions.
01:39:13 That sounds like a physicist that fucking killed somebody in the past
01:39:16 and is making some excuses for his own actions. Or what it sounds like to me.
01:39:20 Right.
01:39:22 Let's see what they got to sit here.
01:39:23 Even angrier.
01:39:24 You called a sitting black woman
01:39:28 in the Florida Senate the equivalent of a female
01:39:32 doll, Don Bullard, joined by the U.S.
01:39:35 Florida city.
01:39:37 That's the way. Well, on an offensive way.
01:39:39 You know, I don't understand.
01:39:39 We're not be back to bed
01:39:43 now just because she's black or a woman
01:39:46 is overlooking the fact that at that moment
01:39:48 she may have very well, that's disrespectful.
01:39:51 That's if she was acting like a bitch,
01:39:54 though.
01:39:54 Doesn't somebody have the the maybe not the right, but at least
01:39:59 that it makes sense that it's reasonable that she might be called a bitch.
01:40:02 Yes. If there's not somebody would be if they were eating and make bitch.
01:40:07 Right.
01:40:08 But I don't care because I can't.
01:40:09 I told you I've tried to stop and I can't. Exactly.
01:40:12 So why isn't this why is it that this N-word bitches fucking reaction to it?
01:40:16 You know,
01:40:20 grow up
01:40:21 because, oh, I just got food on the mic.
01:40:24 All my guys get.
01:40:25 That's it. You get it. And then.
01:40:27 And then I ate it.
01:40:28 Yeah. Good.
01:40:29 Mike Or
01:40:32 can you.
01:40:33 Oh, perfect. Really, really classy to me.
01:40:36 And to in 2020, for the first time, I've said that it seems to me
01:40:40 that people that don't have an identity or a skill or to be even rooted
01:40:46 like any notion of mastering anything or any other other idea.
01:40:50 They formed this comfortable little rut of becoming a victim.
01:40:53 And as soon as that happens and they see a whole bunch of other people
01:40:56 doing it, they think, what an easy way to establish an identity.
01:40:59 And it sounds like I mean, I understand it.
01:41:01 She did it.
01:41:02 Did she already go to the to the person in the office and say
01:41:06 that was inappropriate? It offended me.
01:41:08 You should not say that.
01:41:08 That he have a chance to apologize or do they automatically to this?
01:41:12 We can use this as fuel to fucking piss a whole group of people off
01:41:15 and get them motivated as our cause, our agenda kind of get the segment.
01:41:19 A lot of it ends up being, well, the second the letter where it's like
01:41:23 even these people, these people that we're looking at right
01:41:26 now, maybe inconspicuous to that nature, but there may be a higher personal
01:41:30 we we can manipulate these people and make this a bigger thing than what
01:41:34 we and I and I don't like the way they're lumping together the N-word and bitch.
01:41:38 I understand them.
01:41:39 They might both be offensive.
01:41:41 But all these all these you all the word, all these black.
01:41:45 Yeah, right, exactly.
01:41:46 All these black people seem to now saying bitch is probably racist.
01:41:49 Is this because I'm going to fucking lose my mind?
01:41:51 The leaders in Richmond, there are actually more
01:41:55 than and for anybody that may be watching that have other conversations,
01:42:01 are these eight people, the black community that I keep hearing about here,
01:42:05 this is the call for a recall.
01:42:09 And that's my
01:42:11 I talked to you like talked over the and I'm going to do it again.
01:42:14 No, that's fine.
01:42:14 They just kick it back to Sylvia or Saliva or whoever
01:42:17 it is, call it's silver.
01:42:20 And we have made repeated attempts to contact the senator.
01:42:23 He has not returned any of our phone calls.
01:42:26 I'm still in the shit tonight.
01:42:29 You touch? She's from Miami.
01:42:31 Silva.
01:42:32 How do I know
01:42:34 that's very racist of you.
01:42:36 That was her name. Network.
01:42:38 What do you think I meant?
01:42:39 I just meant people from Miami.
01:42:41 Relatively.
01:42:42 Are you calling her an We're Latino?
01:42:44 That's weird.
01:42:45 You know, if I were to call a bitch,
01:42:47 that may have been a problem, but I didn't even.
01:42:49 She knows her last name correctly.
01:42:52 She very well might be a bitch,
01:42:54 but I
01:42:55 don't have a right to say that because I've never been looking at her.
01:42:58 Right now. She looks like she's pissed off.
01:43:00 I imagine her just screaming at you over something stupid.
01:43:02 This woman, I think has hypertension.
01:43:04 Seems bitchy.
01:43:06 She does.
01:43:07 She's probably still pissed off that that bitch mispronounce her name.
01:43:11 I think that's what the hearing.
01:43:12 That's what some of that is.
01:43:13 She's like, you fucking tonight.
01:43:16 Dare you call brain cartel.
01:43:19 So what did he say about the N-word speaking to African Americans?
01:43:22 So the guy the guy's name was nigger know?
01:43:24 Yeah, well, it was. I'm doing the same search.
01:43:27 I want to press the same senator.
01:43:30 Instead of calling the guy Negro.
01:43:31 They won't say exactly how I used it, but I used a variation of the N-word instead.
01:43:35 And then Negro.
01:43:37 They're trying to say that this.
01:43:38 It was an accident. It was a flub.
01:43:41 Okay.
01:43:42 But they're saying it
01:43:43 may not have been an accident because also he called this other woman
01:43:46 a sitting person in some government body a bitch.
01:43:49 So therefore, he's got to go.
01:43:51 Yeah, I don't know.
01:43:52 We used to you know, the song Feel or figure or we used to sing Negro.
01:43:58 Yeah. Yeah. It's. It's that offense.
01:44:00 I'm trying to be offensive. It's no word.
01:44:02 But if, if you want, if you walked up to a guy that was named
01:44:06 Neal in seventh grade and you said, hey nigger,
01:44:10 then that, that maybe that may be a and he may if he did that.
01:44:14 So we need to know the context.
01:44:15 So yeah, please, please, if you complain.
01:44:17 That's what happened to Morgan Wallen.
01:44:20 Very, very briefly, the most popular.
01:44:23 But we shouldn't be this this the shows about being stingy and ungenerous so
01:44:29 and I don't is ungenerous ungenerous a word.
01:44:32 The implication was people could misconstrue the title of the show.
01:44:37 Yeah. No, that's bad, right?
01:44:39 So maybe we shouldn't
01:44:42 talk about it.
01:44:44 Well, we're pointing out that we are misconstruing it.
01:44:48 I gotcha.
01:44:50 That the following best best way to show people
01:44:53 what is the wrong thing to do is is by doing the wrong thing, you
01:45:02 Nothing says I'm wearing a big black coat
01:45:05 quite like wearing a big black coat of that weather up there today.
01:45:09 I heard it was below freezing.
01:45:11 It's so cold.
01:45:13 I can see my breath brace.
01:45:15 You're still here. I can see your breasts because your breath.
01:45:18 And we want to see your breasts.
01:45:20 Your nipples have to be hard.
01:45:21 That's your shirt. Police go to Canada.
01:45:23 It looks like a cop.
01:45:24 And you're.
01:45:24 I'm sorry.
01:45:25 I've got more shirts where that came from.
01:45:27 What's the patch in the arm? Looks like a badge.
01:45:30 Yes, I official.
01:45:34 It's a mountain, a collector's edition.
01:45:39 So you're some type of collective.
01:45:40 Oh, my gosh.
01:45:41 We found a way.
01:45:41 He's trying to get us all convinced to file some call
01:45:44 part of the Ice Cube Collective or whatever.
01:45:46 That's the Ice Cube.
01:45:47 What kind of collective?
01:45:48 I need to know so I can look it up so I can get more info.
01:45:50 Compton, I just have to the ice cap collection
01:45:55 because that's like the part of the Borg, I think.
01:45:59 I was wondering what this is.
01:46:01 So what the hell is that?
01:46:03 That's a tag.
01:46:04 I don't even bother.
01:46:08 You can blame Levi.
01:46:10 Levi started that in their jeans out of the back pocket.
01:46:14 Oh, does say something.
01:46:17 Well, you got to look at it.
01:46:18 If it says something that's pretty cool.
01:46:20 Like when I was talking cards,
01:46:22 I had a shirt, just like I had a shirt just like that.
01:46:24 In 1988.
01:46:27 What were.
01:46:28 Yeah, that's where that's where I got this.
01:46:33 It's nice.
01:46:34 I've changed shapes and sizes since then, so I can't wear my same shirts anymore.
01:46:39 I'm trying to get down to my birth weight.
01:46:41 I was at £8, £8, seven ounces.
01:46:47 You don't know.
01:46:48 You just made that up right?
01:46:51 I'm going to start calling
01:46:53 every time.
01:46:55 I know for a fact 86% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
01:47:00 As far
01:47:04 I think it's 86.4%.
01:47:07 This is a strong start to the year.
01:47:08 I feel it.
01:47:09 But we've got like four or five viewers.
01:47:11 Again, I don't know.
01:47:13 I was watching our podcast.
01:47:14 It's pretty darn good.
01:47:17 Don't get complacent, though.
01:47:18 That's when you get soft and it gets bad.
01:47:20 We got to keep trying to make it better. Always. We can.
01:47:22 Oh, what's weird is we'll get,
01:47:25 you know, ten, 12 views at once.
01:47:29 We have 50 constantly for the last four days.
01:47:32 Yeah, but you know all the part.
01:47:34 I don't want to say like we're good at anything or that was a bonus.
01:47:37 It's just me being aware that there was absolutely nothing.
01:47:40 I almost did it over Christmas, But people are so busy and, you know,
01:47:44 getting ready.
01:47:45 Nobody has anything to do All the sports kind of take it.
01:47:48 We push in 5000 views by the end of it.
01:47:51 Most of the YouTubers and stuff take the time off
01:47:54 and put on a best of or the year end wrap up stuff.
01:47:58 So I think there was just nothing else on and I think people saw something
01:48:02 that may have been attracted to the 100 hours streaming we could have.
01:48:05 MM There's a lot of questions.
01:48:07 We were not like, we were not like, ask that because,
01:48:11 but that's not really like, this is like boring conversation
01:48:14 for anybody, any actual person that would be listening.
01:48:18 What's the difference?
01:48:19 Be like a producer after the phone conversation.
01:48:21 But it just seems like if there's a stream going on all the time, that people
01:48:25 are going to randomly in and about, yeah, for sure they have no idea
01:48:29 or not actually if it's if I'm clicking through and I see all the things and
01:48:33 some jackass has 100 hour stream marathon, I want to see what the fuck I mean.
01:48:37 What? Yeah.
01:48:38 Why are they doing that?
01:48:39 How are they still awake? So, you know, the record
01:48:43 is a record.
01:48:44 If you do that, you're talk.
01:48:46 Jordan, talk.
01:48:48 Why don't you talk
01:48:50 here? I just.
01:48:52 Could you get to say what?
01:48:53 Sorry, I said you can't take it. You dish out.
01:48:56 You can't take it.
01:48:56 No, I stopped on the front end of everything.
01:49:00 Everyone was just trying to say there.
01:49:02 But then I pretend I don't want to know what the fuck you were saying.
01:49:04 Can't you just. What it is?
01:49:06 I just go in there and then I back off and nothing ever gets
01:49:09 that.
01:49:13 You forgot what you were fucking saying, asshole.
01:49:16 Where'd you get the same traction if you were to just play this
01:49:18 episode on repeat until next Monday at 10:00?
01:49:22 Hey, didn't somebody say that idea? Yes,
01:49:27 but the difference between our usual 300 views per week
01:49:31 and the nearly 5000 views we've had this last week,
01:49:36 that's significant.
01:49:38 Third time.
01:49:40 There's just a live thing there.
01:49:41 So people are going to be clicking
01:49:42 through going, oh, it's live with like, yep, in a week or two, I'll let you know
01:49:46 what the actual views were, unique views and people that just skimmed by
01:49:50 right? Yeah.
01:49:50 What counts as a view like one second blip, but who cares?
01:49:54 The one second blip looks at ads
01:49:55 so that they're going to sit there and do that and look away.
01:49:58 Then so be it.
01:49:59 Every time I'm fired it back up
01:50:01 because I was switching between my tablet, my phone.
01:50:03 So every time I switched, I got an ad.
01:50:06 Oh well that, that that's great.
01:50:07 That's probably why we're hitting those numbers.
01:50:10 So I got I got this 5000 views myself.
01:50:14 Good job.
01:50:15 You know, I was, I was seriously on it.
01:50:18 We kind of there was you know what?
01:50:22 If you do the
01:50:23 math, who's on more episodes Picard or draw
01:50:27 like it's draw
01:50:30 and on screen only because you move.
01:50:34 Picard like three episodes,
01:50:36 right?
01:50:37 And you missed the first five.
01:50:40 But I was still in Brady's basement.
01:50:43 And then and then if you count the Brady and Draw show, no.
01:50:47 PICARD And you guys are on for like, 2 hours.
01:50:50 I thought you guys went to bed.
01:50:52 When I went to bed, Christmas
01:50:54 and just watched the show, you guys were on for another hour
01:50:59 without me.
01:51:00 I didn't know Russia.
01:51:02 Oh, but can we just go without?
01:51:05 Even with your shenanigans, guessing, we still had to have the show.
01:51:09 Yeah, it was.
01:51:12 It was bad with me.
01:51:13 It was some reason the dynamic with me made it bad.
01:51:17 It was not good.
01:51:19 Should we tell him or. No.
01:51:20 I mean, he said he watched it, but yeah, the show didn't start until you were done.
01:51:25 Doesn't it? Doesn't matter what you say
01:51:28 right.
01:51:29 We can't we can't start reflecting until you know the show's actually right.
01:51:33 So yeah, I thought you guys just know I, I was in the dark about this here.
01:51:40 No, that's my gimmick. Get the fuck out of here.
01:51:42 I woke up finally for the real time and thought, Oh, I need to push stop,
01:51:45 because I was convinced that there was just a black screen.
01:51:49 I thought, I remember. Okay, draw those now.
01:51:52 Well, retarded run.
01:51:53 It was being really fucking weird for a few days after it.
01:51:56 That's why if anybody's watching
01:51:57 and you're watching the live stream from last week,
01:51:59 I uploaded the entire local show right after it.
01:52:02 So if you want to watch a better version, watch that second one.
01:52:05 Yeah.
01:52:06 And don't call an ambulance for Brady.
01:52:09 He's fine.
01:52:11 Yeah, I'm fine.
01:52:12 I just.
01:52:13 I may have sounded like Gary for once.
01:52:15 Yeah, I was bad, too.
01:52:18 And I'm not. He's.
01:52:20 We've had three used to me being drunk, but I'm not used to Brady being that bad.
01:52:24 That was slurry.
01:52:25 The only one not at the end of every episode it's
01:52:28 like we're used to me right because this is my third different drink.
01:52:32 The merriment show was the drunk show.
01:52:34 The drinking show was the drinking show,
01:52:37 and then the whatever one you got, you were in hack and shit.
01:52:41 Oh, on the Mickey Mouse clubs.
01:52:45 I don't even know which show that was, but I remember it happening.
01:52:48 Yeah, I did.
01:52:50 I decided my favorite closing was for stuff.
01:52:55 It was our mathematics special. And
01:52:59 just what flew out of my mouth at the end of the just before my ass above.
01:53:03 So below was I said I
01:53:07 played a part of Moose have plateau,
01:53:11 part of us have moose apocalypse.
01:53:15 It was I just kind of rolled off my tongue.
01:53:17 I had no plan of saying anything about apocalypse.
01:53:20 It just seemed to fit right then.
01:53:23 And I love the phrase now
01:53:27 have played a part of must have moose apocalypse.
01:53:31 I don't know where it came from, Brian.
01:53:33 I like it. Don't know what it means.
01:53:35 No, doesn't have a meaning like Apocalypse Stick
01:53:39 who have played a part of us
01:53:42 have moose, Apocalypse, steak.
01:53:45 What Did you want to rap to that?
01:53:49 Why you
01:53:51 robot clone?
01:53:53 Yeah, I'm not sure.
01:53:54 I don't know what I've been saying that a lot lately.
01:53:57 I'm muddying the waters when it comes.
01:54:00 We need a Thursday meeting.
01:54:01 If you want clips, Black lives, plural known, or at least the topic.
01:54:06 Little more
01:54:09 about N-words
01:54:12 like N-words, like specifically or niggers.
01:54:16 Are you are you say or
01:54:19 how hard are terrible?
01:54:22 No. The problem with that is when you when you are saying N-word
01:54:26 and you're like making me think it like.
01:54:28 Right, like, right.
01:54:30 There's no difference between saying N-word in the word nigger,
01:54:34 but there's no there's no word off to be equal.
01:54:36 It should be the same thing. Like. Right.
01:54:38 That's why I don't understand.
01:54:39 When you say fake swear words instead of real swear words, it's the same thing.
01:54:43 Oh, golly God darn it.
01:54:47 When you say, Oh,
01:54:49 he working with one of your some of your favorite chunks in a bucket.
01:54:52 I mentioned a couple of them.
01:54:54 It's some of the really nervous
01:55:00 Jesus Christ.
01:55:03 All that tells me is that you're a liar.
01:55:05 No offense.
01:55:05 I'm kind of kind of abrupt and really,
01:55:07 I don't see the order to try to offend anyone.
01:55:09 I just said filters and word filters means lies.
01:55:15 We know what you want to say, but you're not saying it for some reason.
01:55:18 Well, yeah, it makes it harder to know what you want to say when you put in
01:55:22 in entire or in words.
01:55:24 Replace that N-word.
01:55:26 Oh, yeah. Thanks. Make you make us all think you get.
01:55:29 You get away scot free.
01:55:30 And anybody any any real black person who's honest the goodness offended by that
01:55:34 and not just using that as their official ha to get, you know, like what you know,
01:55:39 aren't they going to be just as offended by hearing the N-word?
01:55:42 Yeah, that's I mean, look, if it's some trigger with some trigger
01:55:45 that makes them
01:55:46 think of I'm not even sure because, like, I'm not going to begin to understand.
01:55:50 That's not what the podcast is about, though.
01:55:52 Look, whatever white people are racist, whatever,
01:55:54 we'll say the N-word for fun because it's a joke.
01:55:59 I'm not going to go up to a black guy and go on the N-word to say something.
01:56:02 Right.
01:56:02 And in your defense,
01:56:03 I mean, you already do that around anybody that I know that's black.
01:56:06 I would never like.
01:56:07 And if I've I've made joke
01:56:11 dumb racial jokes around black people, like we've had like I it's it's
01:56:15 like a camaraderie that you have like, oh, you're black or white.
01:56:18 I have like, we're different, but we're really not
01:56:22 all the same.
01:56:22 I would hope most people would be offended by the fact that you
01:56:26 you weren't even joking about it.
01:56:27 Gary was joking about it, and you were just referring to his word.
01:56:31 Yeah.
01:56:31 And we're talking about should we be allowed to do that or not?
01:56:34 Fucking cracker ass crackers.
01:56:37 That's crazy.
01:56:38 The three of us are talking.
01:56:39 I understand there's people watching Republic,
01:56:41 so it's different than than a private conversation,
01:56:43 but it's up to the people talking of what is right and wrong.
01:56:47 Not anyone else, especially not involved.
01:56:49 It's a word or a word.
01:56:50 Or we're allowed to discuss the word because we're white.
01:56:52 We're not allowed to discuss the.
01:56:54 I don't know. I don't I don't think that should exist.
01:56:57 I was just in Nashville,
01:56:59 a very popular singer, especially right now, probably one of the or the top
01:57:04 country singer, Morgan Wallen.
01:57:06 A handful of years ago, his neighbor was, for some reason
01:57:10 filming a party he was having through over a fence.
01:57:14 And so Morgan is a white guy and he was then he's from Tennessee,
01:57:20 and it's chasing one of his other white friends.
01:57:22 And they were fucking around and just drunk.
01:57:24 And he yells, Get that nigger.
01:57:28 And it.
01:57:30 And the dude had to kind of like, Go on this, you know, I'm sorry tour.
01:57:34 And, you know,
01:57:35 he had to educate himself on why that was wrong, even though he
01:57:39 I'm sure he knew that it wasn't right, the right thing to do.
01:57:42 But it was a white guy and they were chasing him.
01:57:46 I get the connotation where that looks like, okay, oh, yeah,
01:57:49 chase down that like, you know, pitchforks and torches and stuff.
01:57:52 It has that kind of connotation where it's like, go get that N-word.
01:57:56 You know, essentially, it it it has that connotation.
01:58:01 But it was a white person.
01:58:03 It wasn't directed at a black person.
01:58:06 And I don't know, black people, in my opinion,
01:58:09 are N-words said in the in the group chat.
01:58:12 I have gotten giddy internally
01:58:16 and I kind of get giddy thinking about it, and I kind of purposefully
01:58:20 when I'm teaching people and I've taught I've taught people that are
01:58:24 just black and just Mexican, and a couple of them did
01:58:27 barely spoke English well, and only one or two of them spoke English decent.
01:58:30 And we had to kind of wait for them to transfer the information down the line.
01:58:34 I don't give a shit.
01:58:35 I always feel like that's the stupid person when I speak one language
01:58:39 and they speak two languages.
01:58:40 I feel like the fucking Native American and I tell them that and you are
01:58:43 know them that
01:58:45 and I go do that to compliment them, really.
01:58:48 But anybody who's bilingual smarter than we are,
01:58:52 I need maybe
01:58:59 they have an aptitude for language, but I mean, smart is such a general statement.
01:59:03 We have to what aptitude and what level and what corner smart is.
01:59:07 Do you mean able to calculate, able to figure out people's emotions?
01:59:11 Look as smart as like you quarter pushing 300 and the guy knew 40 languages.
01:59:16 So you're talking IQ? Yes.
01:59:20 Because as soon as my thought, I literally get giddy and I almost purposely do it,
01:59:24 like when I'm talking to a group of people that are a different demographic,
01:59:29 to purposefully refer to white people as like a person of
01:59:33 of white people, like is white trash or like, oh, this guy is like an
01:59:39 idiot, just white trash, like.
01:59:41 And I get a little I get a little giddiness inside when I do that
01:59:44 because I'm almost like kind of dumbing down, you know, like my my demographic.
01:59:49 And it's funny because the people that I do that
01:59:52 I feel like they get a similar kind of giddiness as well
01:59:55 when I do it, which is kind of funny.
01:59:58 It's like we're all kind of getting off on it, you know, and it's fine.
02:00:01 Like it's like frickin Chris Rock's famous
02:00:06 N-word joke where he's like, I forget what the whole premise of it was,
02:00:09 but the punchline was pretty much that niggas niggers hate Nagasu.
02:00:13 And it's like, that was and that's kind of funny, you know?
02:00:16 Like it's it's like saying white, white people hate white trash, too.
02:00:19 It's like, you know what?
02:00:20 White trash hates white trash, you honky. Say Auntie Sue
02:00:25 and end of France
02:00:30 and never
02:00:34 comes full circle.
02:00:35 Let's broaden our minds.
02:00:37 Lawrence And we're coming full circle.
02:00:40 That's where that came from.
02:00:41 Now, testicle,
02:00:51 if you're black and you're
02:00:52 watching this and you're offended by anything that I said, I apologize
02:00:55 about you.
02:00:56 They're not, you know who's offended by them are white,
02:00:59 middle aged women,
02:01:05 obviously.
02:01:06 I hope it's ignorance of anything.
02:01:08 I don't.
02:01:08 I don't.
02:01:09 Meaning have have you personally ever been offended?
02:01:12 I don't mean like, oh, that was a good one,
02:01:14 but like, personally offended, Like I have to actually step back in my life
02:01:18 and take a breath to regather myself because I'm so offended
02:01:22 I guess I guess I would say I haven't.
02:01:25 I just feel like if you're accusing of you're doing something that you obviously
02:01:29 didn't do or your intentions were, obviously not that I could kind of like.
02:01:32 There is there's two ways of taking it.
02:01:34 It could be so absurd that it just is laughable and you don't pay it
02:01:37 any mind or it's like almost defaming the person that you are.
02:01:41 And it's like, I would do something like that. So
02:01:43 I almost I'm offended by you would assume that I would do something like that.
02:01:48 No, I meant to you not You offended somebody.
02:01:51 I mean, you, right?
02:01:53 You know, I guess it would be hard to then draw all the time.
02:01:58 I was offended.
02:01:59 Gary called me a penny.
02:02:00 Puny pipsqueak. I think it was last week.
02:02:03 Well, let me ask you, is this being offended, walking a mile
02:02:07 and seeing somebody just kind of staring me and I look and I mean, he's
02:02:12 looking at me and I don't know that he's like fully looking at me.
02:02:15 But then I look back, I'm still looking at me.
02:02:17 And his jaw's like, just kind of open.
02:02:19 And I can I can see him out of the corner.
02:02:21 Wags And these are my peripheral now.
02:02:22 And he's like, following me and just watching me.
02:02:25 Oh, I asked. I forgot.
02:02:27 You get offended by looks.
02:02:28 That is that offended?
02:02:30 I just kind of notice it in them, annoyed by it.
02:02:32 It's not like I even have a even before maybe delivery.
02:02:37 He's so tall
02:02:38 he probably plays volleyball or bowling.
02:02:41 Yeah, volleyball.
02:02:42 So that's. Is that offended?
02:02:44 Is that mean men's volleyball is a little bit offensive to me?
02:02:47 I think he was trying to be I think he was trying to be offensive there.
02:02:50 Yeah.
02:02:50 He's probably pretty good at badminton.
02:02:54 I told you before about the urinal.
02:02:57 Good reach with the badminton racket.
02:02:59 I think Gary avoided the question.
02:03:00 Have you ever been offended by somebody saying
02:03:02 something like the equivalent to the N-word to a black two?
02:03:06 There are two ways to cut me to the quick wait.
02:03:10 What do you want to do?
02:03:11 You want to say this out loud right now?
02:03:12 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not at all.
02:03:15 I got to get a pencil. Yeah, The proper grammar.
02:03:17 Yeah. Write this down. Yes,
02:03:20 I'm. I'm pretty
02:03:22 well known to be intellectually arrogant
02:03:25 and so I know too much, and I'm on time for work way too much.
02:03:31 Those are my age, Those are my smart.
02:03:34 I've always said I claim I know everything, I claim
02:03:38 I know everything claim.
02:03:40 And so that's that's a good way to cut to the quick or
02:03:44 or make it claim that's simply not true.
02:03:49 Oh, he does get offended by simply not true stuff.
02:03:51 I don't know why I've gotten fraud like money laundering,
02:04:00 but you can.
02:04:00 You can not true.
02:04:02 Like really something that's just the can make stuff up
02:04:06 that it like irk me could be bad
02:04:09 then why do you make so much stuff up.
02:04:13 Everything's made up.
02:04:18 You still beat your wife, but by who?
02:04:20 I beat her like three, three, three times.
02:04:23 But she's beat me. Whoever scores the most.
02:04:27 Oh, okay.
02:04:28 You're still losing that score.
02:04:30 What do you mean?
02:04:31 What did you mean by the question?
02:04:33 Did you notice that she beat me on River Race this week?
02:04:38 One of her accounts B one of my accounts in score?
02:04:40 No, I have not been able to play all four days of the weekend.
02:04:44 Is it four days for the battle?
02:04:46 Yeah.
02:04:47 I have not been easy, but easy.
02:04:49 Missed a couple.
02:04:51 That's you notice I'm going to score so we lose the championship
02:04:54 and that have to mail the trophy to England.
02:04:58 No, he lives here.
02:05:01 Oh, okay.
02:05:02 Yeah. I'm like, what?
02:05:03 Richard?
02:05:03 No, he he's.
02:05:06 He's totally killing me.
02:05:08 There's a full another week, though, right?
02:05:11 Yeah, but he's got me by, like 40
02:05:15 and he's going to beat me by another 40.
02:05:18 I had one player, Ceedee LAMB got 40 points this week by himself.
02:05:22 Yeah. So anyone.
02:05:24 It could happen.
02:05:25 That's why we do the championship for two weeks.
02:05:29 If know I don't think
02:05:33 well, Lamar Jackson is not playing that might bode well for me.
02:05:37 Yeah that's what makes people fun.
02:05:39 You get to the second week of the championship game.
02:05:41 Everybody's saying, Can you make it a week earlier
02:05:42 so that it's over because that last week people put players in, blah, blah, blah.
02:05:46 It makes a way which way more fantasy football talk.
02:05:50 Oh, my Lord.
02:05:51 And yeah, you walked away.
02:05:53 It was your fault.
02:05:54 You took the championship club one week out of the year.
02:05:58 One week out of the year. We'll talk about it.
02:06:00 We even missed it. Yeah.
02:06:01 This is the day we played each other.
02:06:03 We did talk about it on the show. Right?
02:06:06 But this is it.
02:06:07 This is the championship.
02:06:08 I am finally in Brady's championship.
02:06:11 I would say it only took me, what, six years?
02:06:13 Reverting to talking about fantasy football is very niggardly of you two,
02:06:18 is it?
02:06:19 I apologize. I know.
02:06:21 I'm sorry.
02:06:21 I don't think we're stingy with that. Right.
02:06:24 I was wrong.
02:06:24 I apologize.
02:06:25 Stingy with your actual work, your content deals.
02:06:29 Yeah,
02:06:31 I'm brutal overall.
02:06:32 Yeah, I agree. Ultra terrestrials.
02:06:35 Yeah.
02:06:36 But you also say no matter what a lazy and you know, not good at doing stuff.
02:06:40 Kind of ignorant stupid. Yeah.
02:06:42 And then one degree means yes when you
02:06:46 when you come up with a topic and then just fall back to the
02:06:50 we have a continuing thing through theme through the whole thing
02:06:52 which is me just trying to convince you for some reason that
02:06:58 there is no afterlife and this is all you get.
02:07:00 So I wasn't sure which one it was exactly.
02:07:03 If it was the hold free will or not.
02:07:05 I let you say that just to be sure. So you said that?
02:07:07 Yeah. Yeah. How do you. How do you know that you're well?
02:07:10 How do you know that?
02:07:13 I'm. Because my conscious self is.
02:07:17 Not conscious When my conscious self is not my conscious self.
02:07:22 It's a tautology. What do you mean it's.
02:07:26 It holds up true when you have a freedom of conscience.
02:07:29 I am only aware of my conscious self.
02:07:32 If my conscious.
02:07:33 If I'm not conscious, I am not myself.
02:07:36 Therefore I do not exist beyond my conscious self.
02:07:41 When you fall asleep and you're not dreaming and you're and I
02:07:44 come come upon you not in the sense.
02:07:49 No, you could do that.
02:07:50 You could do that.
02:07:51 Oh, Jeremy drives, maybe even I'm allowed to come out
02:07:54 while you're sleeping in your go with it. Yeah.
02:07:56 Yes I know.
02:07:58 It's always, I'm not conscious, fully aware.
02:08:00 I'm good though.
02:08:02 You're not Gary at that point.
02:08:04 You're not Gary sleeping on the couch.
02:08:08 That's what I'm aware of.
02:08:10 No, not that I'm observing in any way.
02:08:14 You're doing it. Your body's doing.
02:08:15 You're not breathing. You're not.
02:08:17 You're dead.
02:08:18 When you fall asleep, you're dead or talk about being.
02:08:25 I think you're talking about conscious awareness
02:08:28 and that is aware that is a is a
02:08:32 subjective definition of every.
02:08:35 It doesn't have to be specific.
02:08:37 It's like it's like a conscious awareness.
02:08:39 It's like saying this Compare your existence on the computer here.
02:08:44 There's a battery, there's memory, There's there's,
02:08:49 I don't know, other hardware like the I believe
02:08:53 I believe my phone is an extension of my memory,
02:08:57 which does make my mind greater than my brain.
02:09:00 But what we're saying here, I can't access that weight.
02:09:04 We're not seeing it.
02:09:05 So I want to establish that you want to convince everybody there is no afterlife.
02:09:09 Jurors just
02:09:11 trying to you're trying to argue and challenge it.
02:09:13 And I don't give a shit what either one of you believe in.
02:09:16 It does not affect my life one iota because I would have to put some weight
02:09:21 on your influence in opinion for that to matter to me, No.
02:09:24 And that's why sometimes it sometimes it does some things you say very much.
02:09:27 I believe. I thank you for that. Even last week.
02:09:30 But this particular this particular thing,
02:09:33 I don't care if you believe it or not,
02:09:36 that's 100% why I brought up that which is
02:09:38 and I'm so confused why you keep you keep going to it.
02:09:42 You I think you're I think you're trying you're trying to look for
02:09:45 some more evidence and convincing yourself and you're projecting it out for other
02:09:49 to argue devil's advocate,
02:09:51 but not to change your mind like I would normal
02:09:54 a normal person would be like, because I'm still not sure.
02:09:55 But you seem pretty convinced.
02:09:57 That's why I have the whole aspect with you.
02:10:00 No atheists, just more or less combating Christianity versus
02:10:03 just like, what does it hurt? What does it bother you? What is it?
02:10:05 What is the matter to you? Who gives a shit?
02:10:07 And the other thing, if you reverse it in their opinion, it very much matters.
02:10:12 Yeah.
02:10:12 No, it's like their whole reason for being right.
02:10:15 So I know. I mean, just for you.
02:10:16 They're worrying about you because you're missing out in their mind.
02:10:19 You're missing out on this world without a
02:10:22 They're driving toward the wall a hundred miles an hour in a car.
02:10:25 They think they can steer. They think everything's fine.
02:10:26 You know they can. And they're going into the wall.
02:10:31 The moments that they think in that last minute to me
02:10:33 are irrelevant to the truth after the fact.
02:10:37 And I just I'm concerned.
02:10:39 My conflict is what is the huge who do you hate that
02:10:42 you're trying to take away that comfort?
02:10:46 And is it anybody that I know, too, that I should warn them?
02:10:49 Also,
02:10:51 if I them policy?
02:10:53 It seems kind of condescending to me to say
02:10:55 you're so stupid and worthless that you don't deserve the truth.
02:10:59 Who are you to think that you know everything, that you know that answer?
02:11:03 It's not like a simple math equation that you can go to, but
02:11:06 just assume everyone's stupid and worthless and don't deserve the truth.
02:11:10 You got your mistake.
02:11:12 He didn't say it.
02:11:13 If you What are you?
02:11:13 Whether you believe it or not, he said he was asking you if if,
02:11:16 if it existed or not, what would it matter?
02:11:19 And you were immediately turn it around.
02:11:21 As I must help everybody because they're too stupid.
02:11:23 Including you too.
02:11:25 And I just I don't know if anybody else is hearing
02:11:28 that or you're hearing that You're you're welcome.
02:11:31 I hope it's a bit and you're not really, really that
02:11:37 wrongly self-righteous and condescending.
02:11:39 You use the word condescending. That was brilliant.
02:11:42 But you used it.
02:11:43 You used it the wrong way.
02:11:46 Did I? Yeah.
02:11:47 I think the words are, if you put it for me, it's just complete ignorance.
02:11:51 Not because I don't know just because or not.
02:11:53 Because I'm too stupid. Just because I have no idea.
02:11:56 I'm never going to argue for something like George says.
02:11:58 How do you know that there's no afterlife?
02:12:00 And I say, How do you know that there is?
02:12:02 How do you know that there isn't? We don't.
02:12:04 That's yeah, that's kind of the point of ask.
02:12:05 No, you do. I'm telling you, you do.
02:12:08 You get you know, I shouldn't have 14 seconds of thought.
02:12:13 14 seconds of thought.
02:12:14 All you have to do is consider what you think of as yourself.
02:12:18 And when you realize it's your conscious awareness
02:12:21 and then you lose conscious awareness when you die, then you know,
02:12:25 if you don't have awareness when you die, therefore there is no afterlife.
02:12:30 It really follows with no free will.
02:12:33 What is the definition? Can't go ahead, George.
02:12:35 Yeah, You don't know exactly what Brady said. What is that?
02:12:38 What is with There is no decision and it's all free will.
02:12:41 There's really no such thing as conscious awareness.
02:12:43 There's only conscious.
02:12:44 You can't be aware, consciously aware of that.
02:12:47 I have no free will.
02:12:48 Why is conscience the thing that I would perceive as the make it?
02:12:52 And if if the the can we all agree that the afterlife either
02:12:56 doesn't exist or it's something beyond consciousness?
02:12:59 No, we can all agree
02:13:02 that consciousness is okay.
02:13:03 So yes, one of those neither of those one of those things
02:13:08 either either either you die in and it's it there's no nothing existence.
02:13:12 Your consciousness like you just said that either that is the case
02:13:15 or there may be something beyond what we understand as consciousness.
02:13:19 So how can you dare define it in the realm of consciousness or consciousness?
02:13:22 Awareness Oh yeah.
02:13:24 If my conscious self doesn't understand it,
02:13:27 then my conscious self can't experience it.
02:13:30 And I've heard when you when you're walking down the street, you don't
02:13:33 you don't sit there and go left foot, right foot,
02:13:36 quad calf,
02:13:39 whatever the fucking muscles are in your foot, you know, fire
02:13:42 each one of those in your brain as you walk.
02:13:43 But guess what? You're walking and you're doing all those.
02:13:45 It's almost it's an automated experience, but involuntary.
02:13:48 You controlling it, you are controlling it.
02:13:51 You are consciously controlling it.
02:13:53 You're just so beyond that that, you know,
02:13:56 you don't realize you're consciously controlling it.
02:13:59 Yeah, it's like, yeah, the things that are beyond our control and control
02:14:04 and all the things I can tell my feet what to do all day long.
02:14:08 Okay.
02:14:09 But what you can't when you're dead.
02:14:11 But when I'm walking, you can.
02:14:14 You don't, you don't need to.
02:14:16 So you need to be fully aware of it.
02:14:18 Those degrading.
02:14:20 There are like aspects of my body are continuing to do
02:14:24 chemical functions There is not right.
02:14:27 Yeah.
02:14:28 The things you're mentioning are parts of your physical body
02:14:31 that you don't get in any part of afterlife.
02:14:34 So I'm not sure.
02:14:36 What do you want to say?
02:14:38 Well, hold on.
02:14:39 You're not supposed to get rid of your physical body.
02:14:43 Let's not assume
02:14:44 let's not assume there's an afterlife, first of all, the same thing.
02:14:47 Then we're just trying to determine at the end of this
02:14:51 existence in consciousness, you keep labeling it afterlife.
02:14:55 I'm not sure what. Okay, okay.
02:14:57 What Should we call it? I don't know,
02:15:01 because it doesn't exist.
02:15:02 The answer is, I don't know.
02:15:05 I like that.
02:15:06 Maybe it doesn't it? Right? Maybe doesn't exist.
02:15:08 So let's keep it on the table.
02:15:10 No, no, no, no.
02:15:11 Maybe we just go by saying we could not in a sperm.
02:15:16 Right? And then.
02:15:16 Then all of a sudden, this big clump of cells that is Gary
02:15:20 is created is a large, bulbous, bald clump of cells right now.
02:15:25 Right.
02:15:25 And when he dies, that of cells is going
02:15:28 to turn into like dirt dust
02:15:32 different like other stuff in other organs, vapor from that.
02:15:35 And so you don't consider an afterlife.
02:15:38 You don't consider that part of it.
02:15:41 I do. I do. It has to be conscious.
02:15:43 I do.
02:15:44 But what
02:15:46 I'm supporting is, is basically heaven.
02:15:49 How much is awareness of torture or you are everyday.
02:15:55 You have to be like, you have to have this frame reference, but be of this
02:16:00 in order to in order for it to be me,
02:16:03 it has to identify is what I do.
02:16:07 The tripping balls and seeing another dimension
02:16:10 that's beyond your body and your frame of reference in your perspective
02:16:14 beyond actually it's inside.
02:16:17 It's still inside.
02:16:18 And I would love to not interrupt Brady right now, but I know he's eating.
02:16:22 I don't want to hear that.
02:16:23 I got nothing. I got nothing.
02:16:25 You can just go ahead. I'll go ahead. I'll go.
02:16:27 I had nothing to say.
02:16:28 Just so I've been holding this one for a while and I don't think I have it
02:16:31 all gathered in my mind.
02:16:33 I really wish I would, but I'm trying. Do your best.
02:16:34 Do your best.
02:16:35 Oh, even me, myself The belief that I have as far as that the end of your life
02:16:39 is that whatever energy you are, you become a part of everything.
02:16:43 I don't know if you call that God or the Almighty or whatever the fuck you
02:16:46 to label it. Don't say anything yet. I'm not done.
02:16:49 Why would you need to know your own perspective of anything
02:16:52 which you're labeling
02:16:53 as your self conscious when at that moment you become part of everything?
02:16:57 You don't even need to define.
02:16:58 Gary You know everything.
02:17:01 Clearly, everything is part.
02:17:04 Gary is part of everything.
02:17:05 And any questions about any physical physicist, questions
02:17:09 that are are you don't have to ask them you know everything.
02:17:12 I don't even know how to define that
02:17:14 some religion state that if you do achieve
02:17:16 something that gets too close to the sun, you'll literally cease to exist.
02:17:19 If you have that much knowledge while you're still in this form.
02:17:22 I don't know what any of that means,
02:17:23 but to the possibility is that once you reach that, you still can look back
02:17:28 at your own point of view and understand everything that you didn't understand.
02:17:32 So including this point of your consciousness.
02:17:36 So if you know everything, including this point of consciousness,
02:17:40 then it doesn't cease to exist.
02:17:41 And when you keep saying this form or this whatever you label
02:17:44 at this particular show, you seem to think that it ceases to exist.
02:17:48 That means there's no record of it or no callback or
02:17:50 no reflection or no reference whatsoever unless.
02:17:54 It's written down in stone or history,
02:17:56 which is a point of view, and that's true and that's fact.
02:17:58 But it doesn't remove the other fact that if you if whatever you are
02:18:01 that's at the helm that I've heard you question, what is at the helm
02:18:04 when that piece of energy gets connected to all energy or the Almighty or whatever
02:18:07 the fuck people want to label it, I think you already know whatever
02:18:12 you're pondering or pontificating, that doesn't cease to exist.
02:18:16 So all the things and concepts that you can even try to define
02:18:19 don't matter at that point.
02:18:21 So something that's so beyond we can't possibly try to understand
02:18:25 it, let alone win or lose an argument about it.
02:18:29 That was eloquent.
02:18:32 Very well said.
02:18:34 I feel a lot coming in,
02:18:36 but it was eloquent, but yet niggardly.
02:18:39 I thought, you know, then I must be the cheapest you could be.
02:18:43 More. That's it.
02:18:44 That's all. That's all that I have. I have nothing left.
02:18:46 That was good.
02:18:47 No, no, that was very, very good.
02:18:49 But I'm already part of everything.
02:18:52 No I don't have to wait.
02:18:53 I don't have to wait till I die.
02:18:55 I already am.
02:18:56 Well, that's a that's an existential fucking bullshit philosophy statement.
02:19:02 And in one sense, it might not part of everything.
02:19:05 Explain. No, no, no, you explain.
02:19:07 Don't tell me to explain your position.
02:19:09 You explain your position. Okay.
02:19:11 There is everything.
02:19:13 I am part of it.
02:19:14 How is my truth?
02:19:16 By definition, I'll say those four words in a different order as your argument.
02:19:21 How are you part of the electricity that's powering that light over there?
02:19:24 How are you? My part of my decision. What? I'm going to eat tomorrow for breakfast.
02:19:27 How are you?
02:19:27 Part of my decision of where my budget's
02:19:29 going to go for this show are my kids education.
02:19:32 You're not.
02:19:33 Not even one iota.
02:19:35 How are you part of the Orion Galaxy?
02:19:38 How are you part
02:19:39 how are you part of the person that made those glasses on your face?
02:19:42 Look, he's he's he's well forward.
02:19:45 No, I'm not.
02:19:47 These are all interesting questions, but we are the same.
02:19:50 You think because we're all connected, greater influence in our environment?
02:19:54 Yeah. No, we all started at the same places.
02:19:56 Yeah,
02:19:57 that's all you we're going to go back to we standard as a single wave function.
02:20:03 So there's a lot of ways we're in the same city.
02:20:07 The Big Bang was correct.
02:20:10 So organic material started at the Big Bang?
02:20:13 No, absolutely.
02:20:15 Well,
02:20:16 it was
02:20:18 more organic materials in every building.
02:20:20 It was called the big ministerial There exist during the building.
02:20:23 Are you the same manner? Absolutely.
02:20:24 But the processes that created
02:20:28 biological chemistry was initiated.
02:20:31 Both those essences live on
02:20:35 despite them no longer existing somehow.
02:20:37 Yeah, but I'm not.
02:20:38 And they were there.
02:20:39 I'm an actual specific person
02:20:43 when you ask them.
02:20:44 Don't
02:20:45 know those bonds those are those atoms are not specific or they're actually more.
02:20:50 Yeah they are but, but all the atoms in my body
02:20:53 are replaced every 11 years.
02:20:56 Exactly.
02:20:57 So that makes our being not very important.
02:21:01 And no, I never said I was important.
02:21:04 They change at all different times.
02:21:06 That's 11 years, is it? Right. Right.
02:21:09 Yeah.
02:21:09 But it's it's the organization that maintains the sidebar.
02:21:14 What what do you ascribe to the idea that, like, literally
02:21:17 you're not the same person that you were because
02:21:19 all your cells have been kind of like, replaced and careful.
02:21:22 Your argument, you said, is it's all established
02:21:24 before you're even born because we all come from the same matters, what I heard.
02:21:27 So if you say anything about experience or I'll tell you what
02:21:32 I am, I am not the same person I was 2 minutes ago, not even 2 seconds ago.
02:21:37 Right? Yeah, I know, right? You're learning everything, you know.
02:21:39 So why are why are we trying different things?
02:21:43 Why are we trying to define this conscious awareness
02:21:46 then that is somehow is is forever or not forever
02:21:50 when you're not even the same mortal being 2 minutes from 2 minutes.
02:21:54 Right, right, right.
02:21:56 I know, I know.
02:21:57 That's why it seems so ridiculous to me.
02:21:59 You maybe.
02:22:00 Maybe the logic could make any sense.
02:22:03 Maybe I'm just trying to talk you out of the crazy stuff.
02:22:06 Like we're crazy, But I completely understand.
02:22:09 My only question about 15 minutes ago was why do you keep doing that?
02:22:15 Because
02:22:16 I like my friends to be on the same page.
02:22:19 Like, as far as sanity and rationality
02:22:22 goes, your epistemology is poor, so you want to save.
02:22:26 But if we're all of everything,
02:22:27 you're part of me and my bad decision, which I don't have to begin with.
02:22:31 So it's weird because like, you have a problem with
02:22:34 you don't have necessarily
02:22:35 a problem with them, but when the Mormons come knocking at your door,
02:22:39 you feel that my love, like, you know, I invite them in, right?
02:22:42 Yeah, but you kind of do the same thing, though.
02:22:44 So I don't know what I just made.
02:22:46 Butterscotch blond is your answer.
02:22:48 You do the same thing. It must have been a woman.
02:22:50 And I don't listen to women yelling.
02:22:52 I tell them to shut up.
02:22:53 That was you go around, you don't knock on people's doors, but you.
02:22:57 You spout.
02:22:57 You're saying to be a door to door atheist.
02:22:59 I'm thinking about doing it.
02:23:01 I've I've coined the phrase atheistic crusader or atheistic event.
02:23:05 Yeah, that is me. You are.
02:23:07 But again, I say again, I ask why?
02:23:12 What is your point?
02:23:13 Because.
02:23:14 Because the the religious side of the Mormons that they want to save
02:23:18 your soul, whether you agree or not, and that or they even they're preaching
02:23:21 a principle or a lot of valid reasons to organize your life
02:23:27 but organize your life around lies is a bad reason.
02:23:31 But would go around and just tell people that.
02:23:34 Or would you say, hey, just just be a good is more.
02:23:37 Would you just preach be a good person? I do.
02:23:39 I do want people to be good people. Okay.
02:23:41 That should just be your your you that should be your angle.
02:23:44 That instead of just like shitting out of religion,
02:23:46 you should just not think that part of your agenda and just preach.
02:23:50 But that's part of the fun for me.
02:23:51 Hey, Roland, fun. How is that fun?
02:23:54 But I'm not, you know,
02:23:59 Roland, look, he knows he's being challenged.
02:24:02 So you're on the
02:24:04 got no clip seaters.
02:24:07 Roland, find any video.
02:24:09 I saw it was it was Newt Gingrich that use the word niggardly
02:24:12 and everyone kind of got offended
02:24:15 and then it was like, see, that's this just just sheer ignorance.
02:24:20 And then it's funny because
02:24:21 I learned the word existed, to be honest, I didn't know existed before that,
02:24:25 although it's funny, is like to me it's the equivalent of saying
02:24:29 people are like if you interpret it. And that's the problem.
02:24:31 If, if, if somebody if a woman dresses provocatively and says,
02:24:35 well, your motto isn't or no women, you're asking to be raped.
02:24:39 To me,
02:24:40 that's like if somebody says niggardly and somebody interprets it the wrong way
02:24:43 and not knowing the intention, then the neglect and the downside is
02:24:46 the person that interpreted it wrong, not the person that said it
02:24:49 or the person that was trying to listen to it.
02:24:52 I was
02:24:52 actually asking for people misinterpret it when I do,
02:24:56 and I called it.
02:25:05 Thing is that
02:25:08 she mad. She was not saying that right.
02:25:10 Was it stuttering?
02:25:11 I think there was the issue of
02:25:12 think it was all sounded like something different looks a
02:25:15 I think there's a lag in the area
02:25:18 but it was hard to get it like cutting it out.
02:25:21 I think there's a lag in the other
02:25:25 I don't know that's going out to everybody else,
02:25:27 but there was a lag in the audio on ran
02:25:31 some fine to me
02:25:33 sounds great to Gary.
02:25:38 It's weird
02:25:39 it's really odd.
02:25:45 Now it's working.
02:25:50 I don't think they can even hear it.
02:25:51 They're now they can hear it. I mean, if we can draw,
02:25:53 we get like 15 minutes on the marriage and the pledge libs.
02:26:01 Oh, look at you.
02:26:02 Look at you, big boy.
02:26:03 Step up to the plate and going, Hey,
02:26:06 I want to be done in 15 minutes.
02:26:08 You know, I found for my children that when you actually get them to do
02:26:11 something good, to taunt them from doing it really is not
02:26:14 not an effective
02:26:17 step and you can do it myself is an adult.
02:26:21 That's a girl.
02:26:22 That's a big boy.
02:26:23 Gary,
02:26:25 I kind of want to be done in maybe 15 minutes.
02:26:28 How often do you poop the scoop in the winter?
02:26:31 Scoop the I don't ever I don't ever pick up any of it.
02:26:35 It's pretty scoop.
02:26:37 I've got four acres walk around it.
02:26:40 Right.
02:26:40 But we visit and we walk around those acres in the summer and springtime.
02:26:43 So hopefully work around it.
02:26:46 Gotcha.
02:26:47 I don't do it.
02:26:48 I don't do it. My, my.
02:26:51 The name on the screen is wrong.
02:26:54 So he totally he's just an he's
02:26:56 a liar about everything
02:26:59 I'm learning.
02:26:59 There you go. New Year.
02:27:02 Maybe that should be your resolution.
02:27:04 Instead, not be so smart or whatever.
02:27:06 What was your resolution?
02:27:06 Not be so smart about everything?
02:27:09 No, I was.
02:27:10 Are you going to start lying about everything?
02:27:12 That's what I was going to say always make up everything off the top of my head.
02:27:18 Look, and then try to keep the lies all straight
02:27:22 or make it seem.
02:27:24 I have no idea what the truth is like.
02:27:26 Just keep telling different lies, contradict each other.
02:27:29 Do that one.
02:27:31 Okay. Oh, yeah.
02:27:32 I couldn't decide adjective
02:27:37 more on it.
02:27:39 I was hoping you were going to teach people
02:27:41 how to be more generous and make the world a better place to that.
02:27:45 I thought I really thought for a second and I thought there's no there's no way.
02:27:50 No but I thought maybe the first show, you know,
02:27:52 optimistic New Year's resolution turn over a new leaf.
02:27:56 I know what I learned from watching
02:27:59 four days of this podcast is it's already perfect.
02:28:04 I need to be the same arrogant prick
02:28:07 that I've been because it really works.
02:28:12 It's it's it fits me like a glove.
02:28:20 Have you ever met a better arrogant prick?
02:28:22 I actually.
02:28:23 Gloves don't necessarily fit that well, necessarily.
02:28:26 Mickey Mouse gloves. I'm getting them.
02:28:29 I mean, I actually have a lot of loose fit to them, so it's like fitting
02:28:33 like a glove is actually.
02:28:34 Have you seen O.J.?
02:28:35 So you get that niggardly stuff.
02:28:37 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
02:28:42 What are you wearing? Well, why is that so?
02:28:44 Well, it's because I have exactly three fingers and a thumb.
02:28:49 That's how I know that these fit perfectly.
02:28:52 And everyone has exactly the same number of fingers and thumbs.
02:28:55 They were stingy and meager on evidence collection is what I was trying to say.
02:28:58 They were, but I think that's what they were paid to be.
02:29:01 Stingy Meager
02:29:03 did. So I wanted.
02:29:05 Are you saying that this is in I want two gloves as when I was in
02:29:09 when I was a child.
02:29:10 Obviously when I was a child,
02:29:12 my mother told me that mittens are better because they keep hands together
02:29:15 to keep them warmer.
02:29:16 So till I was like 20.
02:29:18 You're less dexterity, though. Yeah.
02:29:20 Try to tell that to my mother fucking so many, many years ago, until you were 21.
02:29:24 That sentence. Until you were 20.
02:29:25 You were just 20.
02:29:27 I'm over mittens. Yeah. Oh, you got it.
02:29:30 Did you realize how many people were making fun of you until that point?
02:29:33 No, I did. I just.
02:29:34 That kid I had,
02:29:35 I thought they kept my hands warmer,
02:29:36 and maybe they do, but who gives a shit, right?
02:29:39 You got gloves. Keep your hands warm enough.
02:29:41 Are you looking at it?
02:29:42 Is what the problem is about you guys?
02:29:44 You know her mittens?
02:29:46 I don't, but.
02:29:47 So I don't think they have one to do with one another.
02:29:49 Would it be easier to do that if I had somebody, if requested to suck my dick?
02:29:54 I was hoping I would hope that they would have.
02:29:56 I would know if you gave me a lineup of ten people and
02:30:01 so have everyone has Mittens.
02:30:04 None of them.
02:30:04 I want to suck in my dick or suck in there,
02:30:06 but some of them were Mitt and half of them weren't Mitt.
02:30:08 And I would say that odds are
02:30:11 you made ones which are probably homosexual.
02:30:13 You know what?
02:30:14 Statistically, I bet he's correct.
02:30:18 See, though, then all I'm hearing is homosexuals are smarter because.
02:30:21 They know how to keep their hands warm.
02:30:23 Yeah, and it makes sense.
02:30:25 It makes sense. They would want to keep them.
02:30:27 It does.
02:30:27 It does.
02:30:28 It all it all locked up for obvious reasons that be offensive.
02:30:31 I mean, that's kind of a joke.
02:30:32 I really don't care.
02:30:33 But see, there, I got to catch this again.
02:30:36 Hold on. This is a clip. It's kind of a joke,
02:30:39 you know?
02:30:40 Yes and no.
02:30:41 I think it's totally a joke or we have questions right in the pants.
02:30:44 It's a joke. I just don't care what they say.
02:30:46 It can be a gay thing to begin with.
02:30:48 I don't care.
02:30:49 You can be You can wear bands all day long and be gay.
02:30:51 I don't give a shit, but I'm going to point it out because it's specific.
02:30:55 So gay people Mittens.
02:30:56 I would say for sure,
02:31:01 mainly because I would say that maybe, maybe Mittens or something
02:31:04 that's more childlike and not the saying that all gay people are pedophiles,
02:31:08 but is a weird nature of typically a lot of them were,
02:31:13 you know, potentially molested or, you know, I don't know,
02:31:17 I'm not that old ever sexually.
02:31:19 And so they kind of like have this weird going on.
02:31:21 That's why they kind of act more feminine, more childlike.
02:31:23 A lot of them,
02:31:24 they have this affinity of childhood, I think, that was robbed
02:31:27 of them, of some sort where gay people are transpeople
02:31:30 because I think they'd all be gay pedophiles.
02:31:33 I mean, wearing do vanilla chocolate choice like there
02:31:38 is going to be plenty of gay people that are going to go for regular gloves.
02:31:42 And that's fine.
02:31:43 I just want to point out that, I mean, you could take them out of the equation.
02:31:47 I'm not gay and I was going to be more that are going to be wearing men.
02:31:50 So I'm starting to
02:31:52 make a connection that maybe my mother was trying to make me gay.
02:31:55 Yeah I know you just have a sense of you wanted another daughter.
02:32:00 Oh, she just had the same.
02:32:01 Yeah.
02:32:04 Adjective
02:32:08 fruity
02:32:14 sense of humor.
02:32:15 There is a sense of, you know,
02:32:19 like nowadays we're like parents, kind of like
02:32:22 they got other kids got a list or it's a girl
02:32:26 and it just wants to play football or something.
02:32:28 They they go, Okay, well, why don't you turn that vagina into a dick
02:32:33 doing the same thing?
02:32:34 Except they didn't have transgender surgeries at the time.
02:32:36 It was more of a mitten.
02:32:42 How about saying that to her?
02:32:45 Oh, I'm sorry. You are.
02:32:46 I tried to play along with that as far as I could, but that is a non sequitur.
02:32:50 How about saying that
02:32:53 girls and boys can both play football or do boys and girl things instead of saying
02:32:57 equally doesn't necessarily mean you're this particular sexual preference in 2023.
02:33:04 It's like you want to do something girly, you know, maybe you should get your.
02:33:08 Yeah, but I'm talking about putting mints on my hand to keep more.
02:33:10 I'm not sticking my dick in it and fucking it.
02:33:12 I'm not saying it in football games is sexual preference
02:33:16 and I think I want to be.
02:33:17 I think in this whole thing I should put my junk in a mitten.
02:33:21 It ought to be tackle or full back.
02:33:22 There's nothing wrong with that. You're kids for Mittens.
02:33:25 But guess what?
02:33:26 When the girl wants to fucking be tagged
02:33:28 with full back, they turn her vagina into a dick.
02:33:30 When? What I'm saying don't do that.
02:33:33 Just let the girl let the girl play football.
02:33:35 What's wrong with that? Like girls can play.
02:33:37 I mean, obviously if you had to go with size, you didn't give it a dick.
02:33:41 No, I think that's where they're wrong.
02:33:43 If it wants a dick, you give it a dick just like your mom gave you mittens.
02:33:47 I got the joke. I'm just sticking up for that.
02:33:49 It's not a joke if you want to wear me.
02:33:52 Yes, it is.
02:33:53 If you want to wear mittens or football and you're not the accepted race or gender
02:33:57 or whatever it could be, whatever thing, you just maybe just try and do that
02:34:00 anyways and convince people you can play instead of cutting your.
02:34:04 But if it was a chick that want to play football,
02:34:05 she wouldn't have a dick to cut off to begin with.
02:34:07 So it really is the testosterone so she can gain more muscle mass
02:34:10 as you can compete with the men better. So she needs to put a dick in her
02:34:14 I mean, on her face.
02:34:16 See, I'm thinking conventional and then they don't do that anymore.
02:34:18 Nobody puts dicks in anything.
02:34:20 They either cut them off or add them on.
02:34:23 Remember the olden days when you just used to put
02:34:25 a dick in a vagina and it was like Friday night?
02:34:29 I do remember Friday night.
02:34:30 It No, I don't think anybody younger than 39 does that anymore.
02:34:35 I think we need to add to the pledge
02:34:37 thaw mittens for your John Jimmy Law or what's Thor.
02:34:42 I know Heather who's going for it or I heard fladge Thor for life
02:34:48 or he said, well, for the fragile dance store, we've got a comedian.
02:34:54 One one.
02:34:55 Gary needs nine one.
02:34:56 Oh, hey, hold both hands out!
02:34:58 Forward, hold, hold, hold both hands up like this.
02:35:02 If one droops, if one droops, you are able to stroke.
02:35:05 Now what time?
02:35:06 Last time lost his brain lost at your age.
02:35:09 You need to know that that saying
02:35:13 you never made it.
02:35:14 I'm so far from the nearest hospital, I'm dead.
02:35:17 You're good with.
02:35:19 Good thing, though, the graveyard isn't far away right.
02:35:22 Right.
02:35:22 I'll just stick around when I go to the place.
02:35:25 You should do that on your way in if you're going to.
02:35:27 If you're going to wrap up a place.
02:35:29 Cemetery. Cemetery?
02:35:32 What the fuck are you talking about?
02:35:34 I don't have a cemetery.
02:35:37 We have a cemetery segment.
02:35:39 A cemetery? See?
02:35:40 Cemetery Me Sounds all religious and morbid.
02:35:43 The graveyard. Graveyard sounds fun.
02:35:45 I know that doesn't sound right.
02:35:46 Actually, there was a cemetery and a graveyard is
02:35:50 a graveyard has a church.
02:35:54 It's out in the church grounds.
02:35:55 So scary. Backwards to what I thought.
02:35:59 Yeah. Yeah.
02:36:00 A cemetery doesn't have a church.
02:36:03 It's just.
02:36:06 It's just tombstones in a field,
02:36:09 but a graveyard.
02:36:11 Now, listen, listen, listen, Gary, I was wrong.
02:36:15 You apologized.
02:36:16 You see how easy that was?
02:36:21 Yeah.
02:36:22 He's brave.
02:36:22 His brain literally stopped working when he tried to contemplate.
02:36:25 He was like I were.
02:36:26 So I.
02:36:26 I don't understand what out that word.
02:36:31 I don't mean would
02:36:34 ask your self-conscious self.
02:36:39 I don't know myself.
02:36:40 I just know.
02:36:41 I don't know what that means.
02:36:41 You ask your conscious awareness, whatever the fuck you're calling it this week.
02:36:45 Yeah, I'm just trying to.
02:36:47 What I'm sure made your thyroid healthy,
02:36:52 so if they all hires a good thing too good to tie back to that.
02:36:55 So if you forget something in your life, does it still exist, right?
02:37:00 It did it. No.
02:37:02 Oh, okay.
02:37:03 Yeah.
02:37:04 Those are two different questions.
02:37:05 No, it does not still exist.
02:37:07 Yes, it's still did happen.
02:37:09 What if.
02:37:09 What if. What if you created art
02:37:11 and you could actually go to see the sculpture you created?
02:37:15 It would.
02:37:15 So it would still exist.
02:37:17 I didn't even establish what it was.
02:37:19 It's weird how you run with whatever it to fill your need.
02:37:23 Your your creation of it does not exist anymore.
02:37:27 The creation you created does your experience work
02:37:31 that you put into it is no longer in the pen.
02:37:36 Do you subscribe to the idea?
02:37:37 Because I feel like I potentially think that this would be true, that
02:37:41 just because you don't remember it or you can't access that information
02:37:45 that is not still up in your brain, I feel like that
02:37:47 you potentially have a visual depiction
02:37:51 of every single aspect of your life up to this point.
02:37:54 I believe you can.
02:37:56 You just can't access it all. So it's there.
02:37:59 That's it.
02:38:00 That's that's by design, though, because if you could
02:38:03 access, you'd be confused all the time.
02:38:06 It's just too much overwhelming overload.
02:38:10 Sure.
02:38:11 Okay. Yeah, Because, I mean, they're all learnable moments.
02:38:13 It's like
02:38:15 those all add up to the person you are now. But.
02:38:19 But in totality, it's not like you can't
02:38:23 you can't be the the perfect person that you should have been by now.
02:38:27 More niggardly, a little niggardly.
02:38:30 It is. It is.
02:38:31 You can't be generous with the
02:38:34 with your the output there.
02:38:37 You guys want something to watch out.
02:38:40 I like I do share my potato salad.
02:38:43 I know. I want you to.
02:38:45 Oh, yeah, absolutely.
02:38:46 I want to be able to handle this like across the screen and then like,
02:38:49 Brady grabs on and and make it look like I'm handing it to her.
02:38:54 That it's all done
02:38:56 niggardly.
02:38:57 No, nigger, niggardly.
02:39:01 What do you do? Enjoy. Don't say that.
02:39:03 I'm trying to hit the bone. It's not registering. I
02:39:06 got to
02:39:06 tap it for some really good niggardly.
02:39:10 All right, I'll try it.
02:39:12 Well, you realize that's exactly what I was doing earlier, right?
02:39:15 Know? Yeah, that's.
02:39:16 Yeah, that's why I didn't do it was a funny joke.
02:39:18 I liked it. If. If so, I. So I can help you.
02:39:21 If you just start hitting the button over and over again,
02:39:23 it'll actually just kind of catch its own rhythm after a few times.
02:39:27 Well, it's meant to be more or less inconspicuous.
02:39:31 Well, then I should have pointed it out.
02:39:35 Mm hmm.
02:39:36 Seems I've been kind of so. Yeah.
02:39:38 Yeah, you should have. Yeah, you should have done it. Yes.
02:39:40 And my point of view should have been much more aware and less niggardly.
02:39:44 Yeah, exactly.
02:39:47 No, it's a little more niggardly.
02:39:50 Like, so
02:39:53 technically,
02:39:55 it's your hands to look at it, but no,
02:39:59 this is going against.
02:40:00 This is going against our agenda and our our
02:40:05 nigger, nigger, nigger,
02:40:08 nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger,
02:40:12 nigger, nigger.
02:40:13 Okay,
02:40:15 nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger.
02:40:18 Don't forget that.
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02:40:47 The number is 5863 Rantz three can text, call, text.
02:40:52 If you're too much of a positive talk, you can text adjective.
02:40:56 If you're too much of a pussy to text, you can talk,
02:40:59 or if you want to do both, can talk while texting.
02:41:02 You can even text me, read you talk, you can talk and read.
02:41:04 Your text is what I actually meant to say.
02:41:06 You can text to speech while talking and then text it.
02:41:11 Good thing is speed.
02:41:12 I knew I
02:41:12 wasn't going to hit the graveyard segment that was very close to the producer chat.
02:41:16 There's two things in there.
02:41:17 One, that's not that great from a lover.
02:41:21 So we're going to have a cemetery segment now.
02:41:24 I don't know, are we?
02:41:26 I'm going to have to say no, I called.
02:41:27 I'm going to sit right here and like I'm bunkering down.
02:41:31 We might have a heated blanket yet,
02:41:35 but I put on a really warm coat coated
02:41:40 look.
02:41:40 I've got a big hood.
02:41:43 Oh, this is a big white hood.
02:41:45 Not a fan of this is not community wasn't even
02:41:50 Donald Glover.
02:41:52 It's a great hat.
02:41:53 That's the same dude. That's that fucking.
02:41:55 Isn't that Musiq Soulchild to in the singer?
02:41:58 I don't know.
02:41:59 I think so.
02:42:00 But Donald Glover is a different motherfucker.
02:42:02 They all look the same. I think he was on Lethal Weapon.
02:42:06 Now it's the same dude you Musiq Soulchild, which is incredible.
02:42:09 Like, he's.
02:42:10 He's too old for this shit.
02:42:13 Wasn't that him?
02:42:14 He's quite a combination.
02:42:16 That's Danny Glover.
02:42:17 I know.
02:42:18 I was going to keep going until somebody said that name.
02:42:21 Well, Donald Glover Soulchild.
02:42:23 Yeah, he was all he was on.
02:42:25 Yeah, he was on camera.
02:42:27 Community and Lando Calrissian.
02:42:30 No. Yeah. Yes.
02:42:33 All right.
02:42:36 I thought it was weird, but this is only, like, 50 seconds,
02:42:38 so you can roll this one.
02:42:39 We're not. The matter is it?
02:42:41 Does like it's strange because those Gambino family,
02:42:45 like, I'm sure it does like it used to.
02:42:48 I don't really think about it doesn't really come up in like,
02:42:50 I don't really care about this shit,
02:42:51 but like, it still comes up and weird places like, I like, like I write rap.
02:42:55 So sometimes I will write them in my iPhone.
02:42:57 So it's like writing, you know, the N-word on my iPhone.
02:43:00 And I was writing the N-word and
02:43:04 my iPhone goes, Did you mean niggardly?
02:43:18 And I was like,
02:43:19 No iPhone,
02:43:24 right? It
02:43:28 And then we can we can, then we can.
02:43:30 Time to the second
02:43:32 link I posted.
02:43:34 Did you want to fill some time while I serve Copy the link modem
02:43:37 this and Gary's going out.
02:43:39 We will actually turn the volume of that.
02:43:41 We a couple of Colin's that we have
02:43:43 some fans that are signing up just for the draw time for the PC.
02:43:46 Okay.
02:43:46 My last one, that was like it was a thick stream, but I muted it
02:43:49 and I thought your sound kept going out though.
02:43:51 I want to ask if you passed the stone because at the end it was like,
02:43:54 Cool, cool. No, but be honest.
02:43:56 I did kind of feel like a weird, like tension in my thigh.
02:44:00 Doctor calls that a twinge
02:44:03 in my inner thigh for, like the last, like maybe month, month and a half.
02:44:06 And it's like, gone away.
02:44:07 But supposedly that's a sign of potentially a kidney stone or something.
02:44:09 You probably, you know, drink a little bit.
02:44:12 Dehydration passed many a kidney stone.
02:44:15 It's nothing
02:44:18 really, really bad.
02:44:19 But people have told me
02:44:20 I have I've been lucky and passed some nice good rounded ones or something.
02:44:23 But rounded ones.
02:44:25 Yeah You can get one
02:44:26 that's like a shards of glass the wrong way and it'll just rip you up.
02:44:30 I don't know why that reminded me of, but my girlfriend
02:44:33 did find a sand dollar on the beach, which apparently is hard find.
02:44:36 Where did she find it? For what we were doing.
02:44:38 The rounded.
02:44:40 Was it coming out? You are going up.
02:44:44 Nothing is going up.
02:44:45 Oh, wait, that's a friend's reference.
02:44:46 I haven't I haven't had a Seinfeld reference, but it's on my check.
02:44:50 It's not my first.
02:44:51 That's a good point. Never mind that about.
02:44:54 So I.
02:44:54 I do have some footage of a manatee and a
02:45:00 later on a rip it up. But maybe.
02:45:02 Yeah, No
02:45:03 manatee. I'm a dolphin.
02:45:05 I got some drone footage.
02:45:07 I I'm like, I'm not putting that on the show,
02:45:10 but I didn't realize there would have got the other two swimming together, right?
02:45:14 They weren't in relations or anything.
02:45:16 So unless you want to, I hurt dolphins or fuck anything.
02:45:20 Really? That's what I heard.
02:45:22 They are mammals. They will.
02:45:24 They will try to when you're swimming with them and shit,
02:45:27 they will try get with you.
02:45:28 So they'll like, yeah, the dolphins will go sniff the chicks.
02:45:32 Virgin hot dogs will.
02:45:33 And a manatee looks kind of like a
02:45:37 boy. This video, I'm going to call them dolphins.
02:45:39 It's a man,
02:45:43 a screen.
02:45:44 The shit.
02:45:47 And I
02:45:51 like the
02:45:53 the name doesn't
02:45:57 is the family.
02:46:00 It's an active family.
02:46:11 Breakfast is served.
02:46:12 Look. Hi.
02:46:13 My sister just had another baby.
02:46:15 Look at this little bundle of joy.
02:46:17 She's got those nigga lips. I know.
02:46:19 Oh Yeah. Is Tim still asleep?
02:46:22 I think so.
02:46:24 He sure is One lazy nigger.
02:46:27 Good morning, Mom.
02:46:29 On a day. Morning.
02:46:31 You know, Tim, we're having a dinner party tonight.
02:46:33 I trust you'll be here. Oh, I can't.
02:46:35 I have my first big date with Jenny Halston.
02:46:40 Jenny has a date tonight with a nigger boy from school, right?
02:46:43 Oh, God, no, Daddy. That's his name.
02:46:47 Timmy.
02:46:47 Nigger Oh, poor
02:46:52 athlete.
02:46:53 And so well-spoken.
02:46:54 That family's going places.
02:46:56 I mean, we're rich.
02:46:58 They're nigger rich. Oh, dear.
02:47:01 Oh. Oh,
02:47:02 well, it's pretty colorful.
02:47:05 And guess my favorite family to deliver milk
02:47:07 to the niggers.
02:47:12 And so. So.
02:47:13 Smells good.
02:47:15 You never heard of this leftover bacon?
02:47:18 If you'd like some.
02:47:19 Oh, for me, I know better than to get between a nigger
02:47:23 in their pork.
02:47:26 So here you go.
02:47:31 I hate to bother you about this,
02:47:33 but you didn't pay a bill last week.
02:47:36 And I know how forgetful you make of that when it comes to paying me.
02:47:39 Oh, he put the slip slipped my mind.
02:47:42 Here you go.
02:47:43 Sorry about that.
02:47:44 Oh, nigga, please
02:47:47 let taking the sandwich have a hot day with the way tonight.
02:47:51 All right, Take care.
02:47:52 All right.
02:47:53 Business
02:48:01 news,
02:48:07 Stevenson 44,
02:48:09 Stevenson 44.
02:48:12 But please.
02:48:13 Bon appétit.
02:48:15 Nigger party to nigger party to look him in check
02:48:20 just because the color didn't mean we came out here to be disrespected okay.
02:48:24 We're the nigger family.
02:48:25 Oh. Oh, hi, Clifton.
02:48:27 Oh, well, hello, little
02:48:33 things are the things I was telling you
02:48:35 that broke the bottle over.
02:48:36 Ronnie said at the dice game.
02:48:38 Not that they're good for the middle ground.
02:48:42 Oh, okay.
02:48:45 We have a nice meal.
02:48:46 I bet you get the fattest table niggers ever got in this restaurant.
02:48:57 Oh, Lord,
02:48:59 this racism is killing me in Sam, son.
02:49:08 Hello.
02:49:10 Well, you must be the wetbacks.
02:49:16 Wetbacks, nigger.
02:49:18 We find it offensive.
02:49:22 I'm just kidding.
02:49:23 We are the wetbacks
02:49:30 which all the Jews.
02:49:33 You are one crazy nigger
02:49:37 people coming
02:49:46 like.
02:49:49 Yeah,
02:49:52 that's not what this show is about.
02:49:56 I guess it is because they spelled it in. I.
02:50:01 Do you know who else
02:50:03 whose name starts with the J.R.?
02:50:08 Why? Why can't we see Brady and
02:50:11 fledglings now?
02:50:14 Oh, Bagel.
02:50:20 Pretty hot, too.
02:50:21 I got to throw in the chat, and both of them are decently short.
02:50:25 Are you going the graveyard or to the house?
02:50:28 Oh, it's so cold.
02:50:29 It's too cold.
02:50:32 Yeah, it's too cold.
02:50:33 Have you.
02:50:33 What about heated blankets?
02:50:35 Have you thought maybe electric heater?
02:50:37 That doesn't make a lot of noise you thought about.
02:50:40 No, no, no.
02:50:41 Dolphin sniffing, please.
02:50:42 No dolphin sniffing,
02:50:45 But that we brought this up.
02:50:50 It is.
02:50:50 They've got an affinity for.
02:50:52 Yeah, right, Right.
02:50:54 Here's our zoo file segment for anybody who needs.
02:50:56 No, this is the.
02:50:57 She's not into it. It's rape.
02:50:59 This is rape.
02:51:02 So is there You think there's zoo file the opposite?
02:51:04 Like there's human file.
02:51:05 There's a group of animals to watch right here.
02:51:07 Like other animals,
02:51:10 they're at least they're a buck.
02:51:13 What's that other word?
02:51:14 Jordan, fragging
02:51:15 you for
02:51:18 guys, Project schadenfreude is maybe there's
02:51:21 some schadenfreude in animals that are really getting into this.
02:51:24 One just wants to talk, ogling, giggling.
02:51:27 He wants to shove.
02:51:29 It's not chicks veg,
02:51:34 it's giving some for my experience
02:51:38 giggling and not saying no does not discourage the behavior.
02:51:41 Right, exactly. Yeah.
02:51:42 You got no means no. You got to be stern.
02:51:45 But the young ladies out there
02:51:47 right now, seriously, I mean, looks like kind of a dog.
02:51:51 Everyone's just tell her to.
02:51:52 People are just filming, by the way, By the way.
02:51:55 They're just filming.
02:51:57 You know what the dolphin is saying.
02:51:59 And I don't take no orders from the woman.
02:52:01 By the way.
02:52:02 By the way, I don't take no orders from no women.
02:52:07 She is fucking it just won't let it go.
02:52:12 The guys like the guys like to protect her.
02:52:14 I'll start fucking her right now. I was like, This is my policy.
02:52:17 I don't know.
02:52:20 She's still giggling.
02:52:22 It's. I think it's the person in, but still.
02:52:24 It's okay. Yeah. Okay.
02:52:26 Regardless, it's so funny.
02:52:28 Still, though, I really thought I'm like, she should stop giggling.
02:52:30 That might really play.
02:52:31 This is the Dolphins dick out.
02:52:34 I thought I saw a dolphin dick for There's there a boner there.
02:52:37 The dolphin is going at it the wrong angle
02:52:41 is it.
02:52:41 No, it's very like it's going for pussy smell.
02:52:44 Oh it's Yeah. Look it's because. Don't hold on.
02:52:46 Yeah I know I see it, but I just I do on the bottom end.
02:52:50 Right. Otherwise I wouldn't be there. I think
02:52:54 there's
02:52:54 a dorsal fin and then there is a penile fin.
02:52:57 It's actually the next one here.
02:52:59 It's shorter. It's, it's.
02:53:01 You know what?
02:53:01 I didn't follow my own advice and copy
02:53:03 damn link while that one was playing, that would have made
02:53:07 just waiting for Gary's paneling to comment in.
02:53:10 I know, right?
02:53:12 You feel kind of.
02:53:13 I didn't have an opinion about the seventies.
02:53:15 I understand why he wanted to do a episode.
02:53:17 How time doesn't exist. Now I see this.
02:53:19 I've seen his house
02:53:28 can see I think dolphins don't die.
02:53:32 Dolphins.
02:53:33 Jesus, You can meet them.
02:53:34 You can meet the music.
02:53:35 It's just. It's. It's okay for me.
02:53:38 Make fun of paneling because I have half of it up here myself.
02:53:40 Not like my parents used to have seven. They painted it white.
02:53:44 See, that's funny, because I took the white in my living room.
02:53:47 I down white painted paneling.
02:53:50 When we when we moved here, there was white painted paneling up.
02:53:53 This is one one wall.
02:53:55 Yep, just one wall on my house, too.
02:53:57 I was like, Why?
02:53:58 Although now every time there's a crack from the foundation, pretty sure
02:54:01 whoever flipped the house thought of that brilliant idea to hide the crack from me.
02:54:05 And I have to paint my house like every year just to hide the crack.
02:54:08 I'm not really have anything to say. I'm just trying to stall.
02:54:11 So hopefully the time of the fucking
02:54:12 white, white, white person trying to hide the crack in their ceiling.
02:54:16 I'm just trying to stall so I don't have to play this video
02:54:18 because, like, I think I think we've seen enough.
02:54:21 I think the addicted to crack.
02:54:23 I mean, the ceiling tiles, of course.
02:54:25 Gary, do you think the 8 seconds is necessary on the video?
02:54:28 Does this picture tell it all?
02:54:30 Know when you can mute the fucking audio?
02:54:33 I think Gary's frozen.
02:54:34 I with
02:54:36 see, we started talking about animals
02:54:39 anyway trying to move dog the other track
02:54:43 here is getting horny.
02:54:45 What the dog doing
02:54:48 don't die
02:54:49 and they don't dive.
02:54:51 And then I dove and it seems like the idea I totally understand.
02:54:58 I get.
02:55:00 I totally understand the dolphin being all happy and shit.
02:55:03 But why is she right?
02:55:05 She's like the dolphins going to fuck for, you know, this is a great.
02:55:09 I think only the dolphin understands what's happening now.
02:55:11 Yeah, I think the dolphins more or less is rubbing his dick against whatever the
02:55:15 girl's like.
02:55:15 I can't believe this is such a great place where they let you pet the dolphins
02:55:20 like it's loving me and it's the dolphins like which I love.
02:55:23 So there's a there's a Jamaican tour boat here involved in this.
02:55:26 I'm sure of it.
02:55:27 Who do you think has to pay more money for the service, The woman or the dolphin?
02:55:31 I don't know.
02:55:31 This is a pretty if this is the video, you get over this.
02:55:34 Oh, is there a voyeur dolphin over here?
02:55:38 Oh, shit. Is that a human or a dolphin?
02:55:41 I don't know, but it's a dolphin.
02:55:43 Yeah, I think he thinks. He thinks it's next.
02:55:45 Yeah, he's upside down to look.
02:55:46 He's like, Look at my dick. He's like, Fuck,
02:55:50 dude, it is.
02:55:51 We are watching similar that these dolphins, bestiality dolphins.
02:55:55 That's the dolphins girlfriend and he's.
02:55:57 She's like, You fucking jerk.
02:56:00 I told you I fuck another human again.
02:56:02 She told me if you didn't do this, I told you I'd get somebody to do it for me.
02:56:06 Who would do the joy on her face.
02:56:07 That's what I said.
02:56:09 That's my biggest concern, is look at how happy she is
02:56:13 and look at the way her legs are.
02:56:14 I take back my
02:56:16 extra spreads, go back to the beginning.
02:56:18 How does this how does it feel like you had mentioned it to?
02:56:21 She's like, I better move my hands
02:56:22 and make it look like I'm actually petting the dolphin.
02:56:23 Otherwise they're going to think I'm fucking the
02:56:27 the tiny petting doesn't take away from what's like in the moment.
02:56:29 In the moment she thought, This is funny. You're like, Oh, this is bullshit.
02:56:32 They put a really hot chick for the dolphin.
02:56:34 Like.
02:56:35 Like a decoy to lure them up,
02:56:36 and then they move the hot chick away and put the tortoise really is.
02:56:39 Look, that's a different chick. Oh, hold on.
02:56:42 Just kind of flesh. Just skim, skim photo.
02:56:45 The the the one, the quality of the bitch.
02:56:47 And this is changing. Very good.
02:56:50 She gets ugly.
02:56:51 She looks about ten years younger, not being fucked by.
02:56:53 You can't see your face.
02:56:54 Oh, it's from behind. Right?
02:56:57 That was my mistake.
02:56:59 You were right.
02:57:00 I was wrong.
02:57:00 I apologize.
02:57:02 Dolphins don't dive into dolphins.
02:57:04 Oh, my God.
02:57:05 You ever feed the carp at the zoo when you throw the fish food in
02:57:08 there was like, Yeah, look, it's like that.
02:57:10 But with dolphins, fucking village, people say, Yeah,
02:57:14 yeah, yeah, look, four there's, there's the one looking over there
02:57:17 and there's three right in front of her.
02:57:18 I'll try. And me, me, me, me, me, me.
02:57:20 If she had to put a dime in the. Oh, yeah, that's it.
02:57:22 This one, this, this person came for the diamond in a in a dolphin whore
02:57:26 popped out of a little vending machine instead of fish with this.
02:57:30 You fuck her?
02:57:31 Yeah, definitely.
02:57:32 Dolphin Dick. Is there a dolphin dick involved going?
02:57:34 Yeah, it's in the water. I know
02:57:36 that there's two right there.
02:57:38 They're saying me, me, me,
02:57:40 whenever they like. Dolphins don't dive.
02:57:42 And there was no one there. Wait. Third one.
02:57:45 That was way too late to.
02:57:47 To close proximity to
02:57:52 it. She just grabs upon it like, oh this is great.
02:57:54 And then it starts to and she's like, It's even better.
02:57:57 I think. No, I don't.
02:58:00 It took over like it's way out of it.
02:58:02 It was a big dolphin.
02:58:03 It looks like the big is often do dolphins fuck dolphins are or how do dolphins do.
02:58:08 How do dolphins do? Gary
02:58:12 the missionary
02:58:13 lives now.
02:58:16 I don't think he's allowed to talk.
02:58:17 Somebody else is in the room with them.
02:58:21 But I have known
02:58:24 Gary.
02:58:24 I don't know how to tell you this, but in the next 5 minutes
02:58:26 somebody is going to come into the house and no matter what you do,
02:58:28 they're going to take you what I need you to do
02:58:31 is talk.
02:58:35 No, you never saw you never saw the taken.
02:58:37 What?
02:58:38 What? No. What is that?
02:58:39 Is that all you have?
02:58:40 Four walls. Is the fucking
02:58:43 their drywall behind that fucking
02:58:47 insulation.
02:58:48 Nothing soon.
02:58:49 So there you go. You.
02:58:51 Oh, your fucking words was Now
02:58:56 he's frozen again.
02:59:01 I'm not muted aquariums.
02:59:02 Now you're deaf.
02:59:04 That's for fucking sure.
02:59:07 We're ignorant.
02:59:10 Well known,
02:59:14 Known
02:59:18 for large lives.
02:59:20 Now in the game we are playing.
02:59:23 He's freezing in between.
02:59:26 Not this. Not like temperature.
02:59:27 No, no, his he hasn't blinked isn't going to
02:59:32 brazen blinking 20 minutes
02:59:35 longer. What?
02:59:36 Burger Cougar.
02:59:38 More liquor vinegar.
02:59:42 Yeah they for
02:59:44 food for
02:59:47 he because it was neighbor Casa
02:59:52 burger I heard so many other words but burger I guess is what you said
02:59:55 Cougar doesn't matter what he said just put bugger by the we sent
03:00:02 So did we come to
03:00:04 the conclusion that the dog was actually trying to fuck that lady or what.
03:00:07 No, I think that they're just.
03:00:08 That's just. Well, yeah. Yeah. Oh.
03:00:11 Oh yeah. I don't think they've got it.
03:00:15 What is, what is the smell?
03:00:16 They just have a familiar smell.
03:00:17 They're like, smells like one of my kind.
03:00:20 If the answer is I don't know.
03:00:24 Does all pussy smell the same as I would?
03:00:27 No, no,
03:00:30 it's like it's
03:00:34 so you.
03:00:34 That was my best Gary I've ever, ever done.
03:00:37 Now, I can confidently say with my own experience, without a doubt,
03:00:41 emphatically no.
03:00:47 And very, very, very rarely.
03:00:49 Very rarely.
03:00:51 Very rarely. Was it bad,
03:00:54 but always different.
03:00:59 I hope.
03:01:00 I hope so.
03:01:01 We had the pleasure of more than one, by the way, doing them, or at least one.
03:01:09 Thank you.
03:01:11 Why do I have this up?
03:01:13 I forgot why I'm closing all my.
03:01:15 I've closed all my panels and I have a whistleblower protection
03:01:17 military personnel and it seems important before I close it.
03:01:21 I think that's what Gary split off the topic in with conspiracy
03:01:25 for a little while.
03:01:29 It doesn't really have anything personal.
03:01:31 I don't know why or what is mean.
03:01:34 I can go back one and see what I googled.
03:01:36 That's what I'll do.
03:01:39 Military whistleblower, Interdimensional Interdimensional
03:01:43 Intergalactic Planetary or Galactic.
03:01:48 Your feet is fucked, dude.
03:01:49 Yeah, it's how many more Mad Libs word?
03:01:53 It's not only better,
03:01:55 it's what it's ever, ever since you moved there.
03:01:57 Dude, I thought you were just sitting there staring at us.
03:01:59 But you've been out there another way.
03:02:01 Is there a window? You can get closer and you hug a wall.
03:02:07 Like to see that in some weird way.
03:02:10 But him huggable?
03:02:11 Yeah. Can you hug a wall?
03:02:13 Like spread them
03:02:15 right now? You really want to see that?
03:02:18 That's a no no, Because growing up, that's what the the cool cops would never say.
03:02:21 Spread them. They'd be like, hug a wall.
03:02:24 The cool cops, the ones that wouldn't
03:02:26 tell us you or a that cool cops on TV.
03:02:29 Man, I watched the sunscreen shots on TV.
03:02:32 Assume the position. That's another one.
03:02:33 Those the more sophisticated cops that usually weren't on the street.
03:02:38 But if somebody told me,
03:02:40 assume the a sewer on the sea with the gear that was already
03:02:45 I would have went right to dog, I would win on all fours.
03:02:47 I would bet I would have literally taken one.
03:02:50 That's my favorite word.
03:02:51 There's many positions. Which ones?
03:02:53 And they would take that as talking back.
03:02:55 And I would be like, No, I'm not talking about you.
03:02:57 I just want specifics.
03:02:58 I'm not sure which which one.
03:03:00 Stop resisting.
03:03:01 I've had that happen many times in my life growing up
03:03:05 people thinking that I'm
03:03:06 questioning them when I just want more specifics.
03:03:09 People asking you for what position. That's it.
03:03:11 I was going to say, Yeah, Cop says you position, assume the position.
03:03:17 I'm when they say that to me, I by the way I say do you know what happens
03:03:21 when you assume well the by the way a woman was it a woman dog.
03:03:25 It it better not be a woman. The better of me.
03:03:28 And I don't take no orders from the woman. It must have been a woman.
03:03:30 And I don't listen.
03:03:31 And I don't take no orders from the woman.
03:03:33 By the way, it must have been a woman.
03:03:34 And I don't listen to women yelling.
03:03:36 I tell them to, Shut up.
03:03:38 Black lives, plural, known
03:03:42 that again, but blah
03:03:46 babbling.
03:03:49 Say it again.
03:03:52 Going to come out exactly
03:03:53 the same here will ship this fucking cocksucker motherfucker tits.
03:03:57 Is that enough?
03:04:00 That's too many plural notes.
03:04:03 We just need one
03:04:08 about
03:04:09 of about internet,
03:04:14 cell phone connections, internet
03:04:17 interwebs,
03:04:19 poop.
03:04:22 Call down.
03:04:23 Your internet is poop.
03:04:28 I thought I saw I'm blowing cold and I think it's.
03:04:30 That's weird.
03:04:31 All of a sudden it came
03:04:34 and I thought you said midgets with an end.
03:04:36 Did you say midgets is midgets?
03:04:38 Is midgets like a
03:04:41 medieval?
03:04:42 It's a myth. Wow.
03:04:44 I was going to say a midget. That's very stingy.
03:04:46 But they just went right to it.
03:04:51 Niggers,
03:04:52 The US recovered nonhuman biologics.
03:04:55 No, actually, thanks to the referring to
03:05:00 midgets.
03:05:00 What do you put in a midget Boeing Lincoln?
03:05:02 No, I'm putting this a midget Homer, you've put in Just a midget.
03:05:07 Yeah,
03:05:08 I'm just putting a midget on
03:05:10 a one on one
03:05:12 remarks in 210
03:05:15 years and straight up midget chickens, motherfucker.
03:05:18 No, I don't believe that's the proper term.
03:05:21 Check this motherfucker out.
03:05:23 Where am I putting it? On the scene.
03:05:24 No, they were good.
03:05:26 No, I mean, not only the goal is have.
03:05:27 So this is a Kroger.
03:05:28 I'm not to call the specific Kroger, but maybe in one city.
03:05:34 I don't think he works there anymore.
03:05:35 But that's me. That's me.
03:05:38 I'm filling the one and the one on the left or the one on the right.
03:05:44 So make note how my man was so on his head.
03:05:48 This little peek that you can kind of barely see their neck
03:05:51 so that he's got a push cart there.
03:05:55 Obviously, you can see that he's like up to like my
03:05:57 my elbow, my ribcage, my lower right figure.
03:06:01 So if you zoom in basically.
03:06:03 So his head go back to showing me on part of the screen
03:06:07 or just go to me for a second. Yeah.
03:06:09 So he wears his hat like this
03:06:16 to make himself taller.
03:06:19 And he was working in the meat section for a while and then he got
03:06:21 either graduated or got downgraded.
03:06:23 I don't know if he could reach the top shelves that well,
03:06:26 he went to the youth can, but my brother and I would go in there
03:06:28 all the time and
03:06:31 and we just kind of make fun of him behind his back.
03:06:34 And then one day I decided to actually take
03:06:37 I put my phone in the cart filming, and then I just kind of
03:06:40 walked around the other side of the counter and just kind of
03:06:45 that's that's me and that's him.
03:06:47 And we're literally like, He's right up against the meat counter.
03:06:50 I'm right up against a meat counter.
03:06:51 You can see my he's assessing it working because he's got he's
03:06:54 got the cart here
03:06:57 and maybe like a foot
03:06:59 in front of him to my ear, at least three feet in front of him.
03:07:03 So, you know, I'm sorry.
03:07:05 I thought you meant highway.
03:07:07 I thought you meant highways and same perspective wise,
03:07:09 because he is behind the car here.
03:07:10 I'm right up against a meat counter, but
03:07:13 oh, well, up to.
03:07:16 So you're up two elbows in midgets, is what you're saying.
03:07:18 You're up to your elbows and midgets.
03:07:19 You're probably like a foot and a half to two feet taller than them.
03:07:24 This is me leaning in just in case. Anybody.
03:07:26 Why don't you said midget?
03:07:27 And so it made me think about at least two feet.
03:07:29 The favorite that my favorite part about him
03:07:31 is the fact that he wears this hat like this. That is
03:07:35 a no.
03:07:35 I'm not that shirt
03:07:37 worth big lug boots to like the big like fucking like tall thing.
03:07:41 Fucking hilarious.
03:07:43 Is it good do because it wasn't was obviously you ever since
03:07:45 you left that fucking that meat counter or the meat section
03:07:49 in that Kroger that, that fucking meat has not been stocked as well.
03:07:53 I will say unfortunately at least the lower shelves at home
03:07:57 and I haven't seen him in a while either, so don't know what the deal is.
03:08:00 Maybe he,
03:08:01 you know, went over to Walmart, Kroger right here and my muted is this thing in
03:08:06 Billy's the lower shelves were stocked
03:08:08 why are the
03:08:11 ping ping pong
03:08:14 that's exactly what I was thinking the same thing Gary but
03:08:18 you can't but behind the bar there you can't tell He's not
03:08:21 I don't think he's Asian.
03:08:22 No, he definitely is not Asian. Definitely.
03:08:26 They have
03:08:30 no fucking dude. But he's now he is.
03:08:32 If you look at the total stature bracket, why is it in a word,
03:08:37 no, he would not.
03:08:38 I mean, he would that he could maybe.
03:08:40 I'm just wondering you could jump up and punch your
03:08:43 and you definitely are not going get
03:08:47 I would not punch down.
03:08:48 I would get on my knees and fight them foul. You'd have to punch down.
03:08:51 I don't know.
03:08:52 Even if you're not if I'm on my knees.
03:08:54 No, no, no.
03:08:58 I don't know anybody I know
03:08:59 who's like that are either in a wheelchair or whatever they want people to.
03:09:02 If you
03:09:02 if they say something,
03:09:03 and most of them do, because they're actually trying
03:09:05 to get punched in the face and be treated normal, normally treated normally.
03:09:09 All right.
03:09:09 At once, I say, can I hit it?
03:09:11 I found it. Not too late.
03:09:13 Time has passed.
03:09:14 I've got a good drawer story website, exhaustive
03:09:21 matchups.
03:09:21 What? I didn't hear the
03:09:25 adjective flagellation,
03:09:27 the only that's what I heard.
03:09:30 So let's go back to the people
03:09:33 in the gene pool.
03:09:38 What was it?
03:09:41 I think he said pain, sweaty, sweaty.
03:09:46 Don't forget you said you had a draw.
03:09:47 So I've seen the draw. Do
03:09:50 I see
03:09:53 you've seen me?
03:09:55 Well, if he's going to, he's going to freeze and wig out.
03:09:58 I'm going to play the whole thing.
03:10:06 Now. Hopefully it's leveled off
03:10:07 and we can hear him
03:10:11 during voting and doing my clothes.
03:10:15 Everything I have to make me.
03:10:19 I clearly know it's not it's not me.
03:10:22 But to get a body can go and all.
03:10:26 Do you think he hit the afterlife? Used?
03:10:29 Is it like how he thinks he's telling the story?
03:10:32 No, no, no.
03:10:34 So we hear that clearly.
03:10:35 Nobody can hear anything you were saying.
03:10:38 I heard no loud and clear, perfectly.
03:10:40 But everything else, it was.
03:10:43 I'm not playing any sound.
03:10:44 Let me turn let me close this.
03:10:47 You know, it's just you just you and your connection in there
03:10:51 Four times.
03:10:53 4 to 4 times in my life, I've seen draw in physical altercation
03:10:59 four times.
03:11:00 Two of them four times two were versus
03:11:03 jack in wrestling matches on the golf course.
03:11:08 And he got the better of Jack both of those times.
03:11:11 Jack the other two were sorry
03:11:15 I did not.
03:11:15 On the other two were fistfights
03:11:19 with will
03:11:21 and draw refused to defend himself
03:11:25 and but will so much truth here
03:11:29 when I was up here and put in the
03:11:34 Oh, don't break up. Wait, wait.
03:11:36 We lost. Yeah,
03:11:37 well Don't stop at punching something either up or down or in the dick.
03:11:40 I don't know.
03:11:43 What I picture right now is a cartoon with some long person.
03:11:45 Somebody with your hand on his forehead, him
03:11:47 just swinging half drunk and not even be able to reach you.
03:11:50 There was no way that far.
03:11:51 There was hands to the side.
03:11:53 And why wasn't he being able to reach you or was he?
03:11:56 And it just was bouncing on it.
03:11:59 It was a little bit of both.
03:12:01 I mean, in bouncing off and also jumping to the point of the awkward
03:12:04 angle to achieve,
03:12:07 were you moving?
03:12:09 That was what I was walking because we were playing just golf
03:12:11 or trying to I don't know if I stopped for a second or whatever, but it was
03:12:15 it was either a very slow walk or a almost a stop, I guess. But
03:12:20 I think either he he may have tried to punch me in that
03:12:23 I kept walking or I walked afterwards because it was just like it was
03:12:27 I don't know.
03:12:27 It didn't really feel like anything.
03:12:29 It was just kind of like it was almost like, did you just swing at me?
03:12:33 Like it was almost more or less like
03:12:37 you made
03:12:37 a conscious decision to do X It didn't really faze me.
03:12:41 What mattered more
03:12:42 was the principle of the thing is really, it was kind of like, Oh, okay,
03:12:47 what do you do?
03:12:48 Nothing.
03:12:51 Then that is a mental note.
03:12:53 It just took a while.
03:12:54 I mean, that, that anything warrant, anything I ever have just made a note
03:12:58 in my mental rolodex and I'll go, But everybody's done everything.
03:13:02 I'm confused.
03:13:03 You can't do nothing and be a part of everything.
03:13:06 What do you mean?
03:13:08 Gary chimed in and said he was not.
03:13:09 He didn't do that. Has done nothing.
03:13:12 But you meant at that particular moment.
03:13:15 I was just trying to tie it in that it doesn't matter
03:13:16 because we can't do anything or nothing.
03:13:18 I mean, mental note
03:13:22 from him
03:13:24 and whatever drawer even attempt
03:13:28 to find it to stop the report
03:13:35 in my basement
03:13:38 playing with
03:13:43 it. You pick up on that.
03:13:44 Oh, hold on, hold on. Pause for a second.
03:13:47 You're pinging.
03:13:50 You're getting a very single here.
03:13:52 Can you move your phone like a tiny little of each try like
03:13:59 giving it
03:13:59 to a little bit higher vantage vantage point of some sort.
03:14:04 Just trying, like sometimes just the dumbest little like helps.
03:14:07 So far it's been good. Never.
03:14:09 So you should move it usually fine when he goes inside.
03:14:13 It's never been terrible when he goes inside and not like
03:14:16 it's like cloudy or fucking rainy outside.
03:14:19 It looks like a forced picture for Christmas at work.
03:14:24 So everything about
03:14:25 everybody go get a new ID fucking next to the
03:14:30 either that or looks like Are you ready?
03:14:32 Gary's like, Yeah. And they take it.
03:14:33 He know either that or it looks like fucking to Catch
03:14:36 a Predator where it's like, perfect and ripping on it.
03:14:39 But dude, I'll be honest, that's the best framing in 32 shows in his house.
03:14:44 It is shows off the wood paneling.
03:14:46 Perfect. And the wreath.
03:14:49 The expression though, is fucking totally work ID
03:14:53 It's a good contrast.
03:14:54 The wood paneling color versus the pale skin I would kill for Newt.
03:14:58 I my basement.
03:14:59 I got fluorescent lights down here.
03:15:01 Even my stupid ring light is fluorescent.
03:15:02 And I just realized I'd been outside and for months I was outside
03:15:06 and I was looking awfully and then going so pretty pale. But
03:15:12 yeah, but I don't get out enough.
03:15:14 And it's due the sun.
03:15:15 The sun hasn't been out in.
03:15:18 I was in Florida few days. Yeah.
03:15:20 I'm trying to not think about that.
03:15:23 Could Good for you.
03:15:24 Good free.
03:15:26 That's nice.
03:15:27 That that's nice.
03:15:28 You know traveling has its downsides but that's pretty cool, right?
03:15:32 Do you get to pick it all where you go at any particular time
03:15:35 or you just go wherever need to go?
03:15:37 Oh, that wasn't work.
03:15:38 That was a vacation.
03:15:39 Oh, yeah, you're right. Yeah, you said that.
03:15:40 I don't know.
03:15:42 I get
03:15:44 we're I was going to we were going to fly.
03:15:46 It was just going to be way too hectic with the airports.
03:15:49 And she wanted to bring her dog
03:15:51 and we were playing on the I just don't I don't have the conscious to put the dog
03:15:57 in force.
03:15:57 It just like being a little fucking great thing.
03:16:00 Like, Yeah, well, the question still remains,
03:16:03 do you get to pick where you travel for work or never?
03:16:05 No, no, not necessarily.
03:16:07 But if some shit comes up and it's like,
03:16:11 who wants to do X sometimes?
03:16:13 Like, Hey, I don't know.
03:16:16 Oh, you're moving.
03:16:16 You're moving pretty good. Say something very rarely.
03:16:19 Jonathan Like Nolasco job in Hawaii.
03:16:22 Can you guys hear me?
03:16:23 Yes. Perfect
03:16:26 word leads you adjective.
03:16:31 God damn it.
03:16:32 Is it
03:16:34 bulls?
03:16:35 Oh, well,
03:16:37 I think it was Bowlby, if that's a word bold, there's going to be a game, too.
03:16:41 We're going to guess.
03:16:42 And so the flags read, it's going to be
03:16:46 the man was walking down the buyer thoroughfare, getting bringing
03:16:50 people out.
03:16:51 He grabbed two women's ping pong, ding, ding dong.
03:16:55 You try to find like you got to try to find an Asian Mad Libs.
03:17:01 It'll probably hilarious.
03:17:02 A mad rib.
03:17:05 But what was that on
03:17:07 my lesson?
03:17:08 Because you said
03:17:10 you said it was an I don't want to say Asian accent
03:17:13 because I think that makes me racist.
03:17:15 Admit,
03:17:16 you know, that's Japanese obviously.
03:17:19 Keep going, keep going.
03:17:20 I can name them all in Mandarin.
03:17:24 The C I don't know the different I only know the the really hard
03:17:29 if like Japan is like the German of Asian,
03:17:34 but not because of that obviously, but because of the way they're hauled
03:17:40 out of it like that.
03:17:42 This down the way they are always so angry pissed.
03:17:44 It's just like the other Asian but it's was or Toyota.
03:17:46 I guess it's just my ignorance
03:17:48 but I've never
03:17:49 I've never thought of it that way
03:17:49 because there is just so many different dynamics of white people
03:17:53 and there's so there's more people than everyone else.
03:17:56 No, because we're racists. And so we just I'm not. Right.
03:17:59 No nuances in white people versus No, because white people do the same thing.
03:18:03 Blacks. Exactly. Yes.
03:18:04 The nuances in black people before they notice the nuances in white people,
03:18:08 it's all inherent because this is what I was
03:18:11 I was thinking Asians, not No, but I just I never really thought I just
03:18:15 you know, most Asian people are kind of sometimes, you know, we are so tiny.
03:18:19 There's Mandarin, there's there's so there's different kinds of people
03:18:23 you're saying belong. They're all Oriental
03:18:26 and there's different
03:18:27 kinds of white people and different kinds of black people do that.
03:18:31 Too many people for me to keep track of there.
03:18:33 Yo, I need a fucking adjective.
03:18:35 You turn black, it's as black
03:18:39 every black screening.
03:18:40 Yeah.
03:18:42 What?
03:18:43 Maybe he can text him.
03:18:45 I know.
03:18:45 I almost want to.
03:18:46 Yeah, we put him on phone.
03:18:50 You know what?
03:18:50 One of these days I keep, I'm going to work out the call in.
03:18:54 But I think if somebody call in right now, we still can't hear him.
03:18:59 We're going to old school.
03:19:00 We're going to reverse reverse the rules here.
03:19:02 People, people pop,
03:19:07 Fuck it.
03:19:09 I think fladge
03:19:09 rants ended about an hour and 36 minutes, so you should have done that.
03:19:12 Yeah, it should have been a done deal. But
03:19:18 I tried to adjective
03:19:21 Oh, nerdy.
03:19:25 I tried to give him the benefit of the doubt and a little bit of power
03:19:28 and I got shit on again.
03:19:29 It happens to me every time every time are you still connected.
03:19:33 Can you hear Brady or do you.
03:19:34 Can you not hear Brady?
03:19:36 I can.
03:19:37 I got nothing to say.
03:19:39 All right. Well, maybe connected and reconnected.
03:19:40 And I don't even see him working on
03:19:48 Zebra's,
03:19:52 this is Brady.
03:19:52 He can not hear you.
03:19:53 He can't. He's as connection.
03:19:56 Well, well, he's finished this flare ups for.
03:19:58 And I'm going to say so much shit about him.
03:20:00 You even know what he's talking. He's talking shit about you.
03:20:03 Apparently you're okay.
03:20:05 You don't have to rewatch the funeral.
03:20:08 Oh, I can't believe somebody who says they're part of everything.
03:20:11 Doesn't even have internet. I can.
03:20:15 The irony there,
03:20:17 but I earnings.
03:20:19 Jesus, would you say pizzas? Pizzas?
03:20:22 Jesus. I think.
03:20:25 I think I would.
03:20:26 I would put my money on pizzas because to
03:20:34 how many views on
03:20:37 that L.A..
03:20:39 Oh, no, it isn't shiny, shiny This is going to be the lamest
03:20:44 fucking ever lameness that you know, and that that saying a lot, plural.
03:20:50 No, there's only one like three.
03:20:52 This is going to be a worse one's over.
03:20:54 I haven't even made a total stranger than four adjectives,
03:20:59 and I want me to do something, but I don't know what
03:21:02 I was like.
03:21:02 Maybe wondering if you were going to.
03:21:04 I was potentially planning on to, but I have no time.
03:21:08 So that poor again guy in the year six pieces of piece of shit.
03:21:14 Well, these are spaceships, pieces of shit.
03:21:17 Years are
03:21:19 three, four, three, three, four, three years were way better than his.
03:21:24 I want to hear the Jesus pieces of shit.
03:21:25 One, two, three.
03:21:28 Can we swap out different words?
03:21:29 Yeah.
03:21:30 Spacious spaceships.
03:21:32 Hey, if an astronaut has to use
03:21:33 the bathroom in space, is it go to space Spaceship?
03:21:37 Yep. Yes. It's not that clever.
03:21:38 All right, Adjective
03:21:44 form fitting.
03:21:48 Very random.
03:21:52 So are you, like, still, like,
03:21:54 permanently on day shift so far or what?
03:21:57 That's going to change next week.
03:21:59 Okay, so you're going back to night shift?
03:22:01 Yes. I don't.
03:22:02 You excited? Not excited.
03:22:05 You don't give a shit.
03:22:08 It doesn't matter to me.
03:22:10 That's kind of how I vote.
03:22:11 It's got its upsides as goes down downside, you know, it's
03:22:15 just like it ten second delay verb ending.
03:22:19 And I enjoy.
03:22:20 Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to turn your radio off during the interview.
03:22:23 Yeah, So you have to turn to radio.
03:22:25 ANNOUNCER We're going echo best.
03:22:31 Is it like 1980?
03:22:33 I'm so confused.
03:22:33 He's got, like, dial up and he's like, What is so delayed on the radio?
03:22:37 I keep hearing my way. Hang on. I keep hearing my waiting.
03:22:40 I keep hearing.
03:22:40 Wait, wait, hang on.
03:22:41 I keep hearing my
03:22:43 Gary's the other good point.
03:22:44 He said there's two thumbs up. I know I'm one of them.
03:22:47 And since Gary said it, I'm assuming he's one of them.
03:22:49 Well,
03:22:51 I don't know what to do about that.
03:22:53 I don't know either.
03:22:56 I think this is the final one.
03:22:57 Sledge lives New Year's first up
03:23:00 to the New Year's, a place
03:23:04 I thought of after the marathon.
03:23:06 We have the Nigeria.
03:23:08 How do I do?
03:23:09 I suppose the two genes that are harder and an A and a D
03:23:15 Nygaard.
03:23:15 Giri.
03:23:16 Is that where the negative is?
03:23:18 The negative.
03:23:20 Okay, as well.
03:23:21 So the place where you go
03:23:23 is now I'm going to listen to it is everything else as above.
03:23:26 So below is are all hinging on the feedback in it or I'll be right.
03:23:30 I'll be right back.
03:23:31 We'll transition
03:24:27 to Brady
03:24:28 and Joshua Brady and or Gary as a performance
03:24:32 so beloved Cubbies so those Brady and Shaw doing it
03:24:38 our way we're gonna make it make our dreams come true Brady and John
03:24:43 show it's Brady and draw in special
03:24:47 now Brady draw
03:24:54 man that no
03:24:55 it holds on for a long time
03:24:58 There we go It's the Brady and Georgia it is
03:25:02 what's new anything do you feel like you're still going to heaven.
03:25:05 I don't really care. I don't know. I don't know.
03:25:07 I don't know either.
03:25:08 All I know is that matter or energy cannot be created nor destroyed, nor destroyed.
03:25:14 Yeah.
03:25:15 Some point something of me will continue on.
03:25:17 That was part of me that is no longer to be part of me.
03:25:20 That continues on.
03:25:21 So you could potentially say that there would that could be an afterlife.
03:25:26 It could be the smallest, even in the smallest form.
03:25:29 And I feel from a point of view, yeah, you don't if you're not at the helm anymore
03:25:32 or you're not, it's not conscious that we know in the definition of,
03:25:35 yeah, it's not the same.
03:25:36 But if we do become a part of an energy, that's everything
03:25:39 we may be very well of our past, previous and conscious, including everything.
03:25:43 So or we may completely cease to exist like what Gary says one of those
03:25:48 or even something else we have even contemplated.
03:25:51 It's just a very ignorant human perspective based on our five senses
03:25:55 that, you know, there would there couldn't be something more that we're,
03:25:58 you know, not of that constantly that continues.
03:26:01 You know, our logic, our brain could actually be a logical prison that makes us
03:26:05 not even contemplate past our own awareness, consciousness and senses
03:26:10 and see what Nothing.
03:26:11 There automatically is something there.
03:26:12 But I'm not saying there is because we don't know causality for or against.
03:26:16 You know, you can't make the argument one versus the other because there is no
03:26:21 there's there's actually way more argument for versus against.
03:26:24 There's actually no argument against.
03:26:27 I just hope one day we can
03:26:28 talk about our second topic of the show,
03:26:33 but every topic seems to go to that within just ten or 15 minutes.
03:26:38 Not exactly.
03:26:39 No, not exactly.
03:26:40 But lately,
03:26:43 by the way,
03:26:45 by the way, I tried to contact him.
03:26:47 I learned all about I left over his wedding date.
03:26:50 Shit, that doesn't matter and isn't interesting who I get, by the way, for.
03:26:55 Yeah. Oh, I wanted.
03:26:57 I wanted to get a Where are they now?
03:26:59 Interview.
03:27:02 But I don't want to just.
03:27:03 I don't want to just call.
03:27:03 Call his number that I have.
03:27:06 Yeah. You don't want to scare him off early.
03:27:09 I'm hoping he's watching.
03:27:10 And one day he'll reach out.
03:27:12 But by the way, if only there was some way that that somebody could reach out.
03:27:16 But it depends on how much tax point I paid him.
03:27:18 I didn't know that he was on top of.
03:27:21 It was weird.
03:27:21 After I saw that and found it, I was like, I totally remember this guy now.
03:27:25 I didn't I never watched Touchpoint on much.
03:27:27 I know there was a funny show, but it was pretty much the beginning
03:27:32 of the those type of shows like Run Rob Dyrdek
03:27:35 has a set where it's just, Hey, here's the Internet, recycle the Internet.
03:27:39 Yeah, it's an it's an overexcited Beavis and Butthead, basically
03:27:42 the best of the Internet that we found the hosted by Daniel Tosh.
03:27:46 You know, like
03:27:47 the top probably ten YouTubers do just that still.
03:27:51 Yeah. No. And it's, it's, it's a curated playlist.
03:27:53 It's pretty much it's all it is with a lot of
03:27:56 What was that website that I said has crazy videos every WorldStar
03:28:00 WorldStar hip hop they just basically go to that website,
03:28:03 get the daily videos, talk about it for an hour, some of what I do.
03:28:06 But I find something that I find funny.
03:28:08 If I don't find it funny,
03:28:09 I'm not going to bring to the table like, I'm not going to go fucking buzz.
03:28:14 Everyone watching this is has the most views.
03:28:16 I'm going to go fuck. I thought this is hilarious.
03:28:18 So I find it funny, shocking, and hopefully related to whatever
03:28:21 word Gary picked this week.
03:28:25 Whether it be like an opinion I'm going for or just a reaction
03:28:29 or just Hey, this ties in with the topic D So I'm P.C. now.
03:28:34 I feel like not here anymore and I'm talking about it.
03:28:36 But his whole point was, well, you guys talk, you know, what do you think?
03:28:39 So it was that derogatory about your show, so great.
03:28:43 Why don't you do that on my
03:28:45 we like we do asshole talking.
03:28:47 We do asshole.
03:28:48 But then you say fucking there's no God
03:28:53 like, dude,
03:28:54 I asked you what kind of liquor you like
03:28:57 it just know God.
03:28:58 And I know I'm fixating on just guy keep fucking beating that dead horse.
03:29:02 Literally. But that. My point is he's beating a dead horse.
03:29:05 No, it's because he the every we can liken it
03:29:08 to a bunch of different things and he has one one single argument.
03:29:12 It we have like a wide variety of arguments
03:29:16 and so we can come out and we can kind of pick out it from
03:29:19 different angles and we can just slowly chip, chip, chip, chip.
03:29:22 But I feel shortchanged on the topic.
03:29:24 That, too. Today I wanted to learn how to be generous.
03:29:27 Yeah, I, I came in late
03:29:28 and I didn't hear a lot of the front end because even my mom, I didn't.
03:29:32 I didn't hear it either.
03:29:33 I shouldn't.
03:29:33 I'm jumping the gun.
03:29:34 I should listen to the monologue
03:29:35 before I say anything, because I didn't listen to a word of it.
03:29:38 My stream was going shit while I was driving and I just couldn't.
03:29:42 We didn't hear your stream the last P break either. I
03:29:46 know what I was trying to do.
03:29:47 I was trying to do all I was driving and it just wasn't working.
03:29:50 You should not piss while you're driving it was an hour.
03:29:53 You're talking now.
03:29:54 You're talking about a different stream.
03:29:56 It depends on the bottle and the deck and
03:30:01 angle of approach.
03:30:06 So that's good.
03:30:08 But if your dream is bigger than the bottleneck, no, it's just more or less.
03:30:14 So if you nobody ever would pee and stick their whole dick in a bottle.
03:30:18 But if they if their dick was that small Gatorade bottle, I'm
03:30:22 so old, I don't even think that
03:30:24 there's two kinds of bottle, a glass bottle and a plastic pop.
03:30:27 This is plastic, but this is plastic.
03:30:29 But this is similar to like what you would get even that
03:30:31 hopefully there's no
03:30:32 even if you have the tiniest of Dick, you're going to put the p
03:30:35 stream into the bottle not your problem is
03:30:37 as you can only like this this type of bottle you can kind of
03:30:40 put your head up towards it's the air feedback is the problem
03:30:43 when you're pissing about it like this, it works well.
03:30:46 When you're pissing in the bottle like this,
03:30:47 you need to almost give like a little air gap.
03:30:50 Otherwise you're going to have problems
03:30:51 because the air is if you just smash your dick head up against that.
03:30:55 You're kind of blocking off any air that's coming back out.
03:30:58 And I know that I wouldn't I would stay away from it, piss
03:31:01 a little bit, try myself, get a stream right in the middle and just let it go.
03:31:05 You almost got to, like, push it up again sort of thing.
03:31:07 No, I would never pissed your head down a little bit to create an air gap
03:31:11 because it's it's just gotcha I've never pissed in a bottle.
03:31:14 Now that I think I have plenty of times I piss in a can once.
03:31:17 But not not while driving.
03:31:19 I've learned in the last few years that
03:31:22 you can
03:31:22 kind of crack your door and kind of lean.
03:31:26 And I have pissed out my door.
03:31:28 But not.
03:31:28 Not, not while moving.
03:31:29 Angle You stopped though, right?
03:31:32 Yeah. No.
03:31:34 Yeah. No.
03:31:35 Here we go.
03:31:38 Now, either that or because I've got a four door.
03:31:41 And so how many dicks do you have here?
03:31:43 So many doors.
03:31:44 You have both.
03:31:45 You only need one person between.
03:31:47 The doors in pretend like, Oh, I'm thinking a car.
03:31:50 You have some type of van.
03:31:52 It's a pickup order. Pickup?
03:31:54 Like what the fuck do you have?
03:31:55 Because there's a big You have my car.
03:31:58 I have stanchions in between each door, so open Another door would be nothing.
03:32:01 So when you said that, I thought, how many dicks could you possibly
03:32:04 need to put out the door?
03:32:05 I mean, my dick is like four dicks.
03:32:11 Okay, still fill it out.
03:32:13 What are we got to get through this flat?
03:32:15 So it's.
03:32:16 Oh, yeah, going to put you on.
03:32:17 So call you again.
03:32:19 This is, this was written by flag.
03:32:23 So I did that all through this.
03:32:24 This is Mad Libs in floods
03:32:28 Gay Act Gay Activist acronym is a guide.
03:32:35 This is LGBT to a mad mad libs.
03:32:40 You can purchase o loud nevermind. Go ahead.
03:32:42 It can be niggardly to keep of all the non profit profit N-words and I'm Gary.
03:32:49 You use the N-word here and we're just going to have it.
03:32:52 You're just going to have to read it.
03:32:53 It can be niggardly to keep track of all the non
03:32:56 profit quote niggers, end quote.
03:33:00 That was Gary's word.
03:33:01 I did not. I would have said N-word.
03:33:05 But since
03:33:06 he had said that, I said, I'm sorry.
03:33:09 No, it's not a joke. It's not a joke.
03:33:12 Oh, Jack, I appreciate that little joke.
03:33:16 It can be niggly to keep track of all the nonprofit N-words
03:33:20 marching in the Pride testicle.
03:33:24 Use this guide to use this guide
03:33:28 to who's who in the moronic activist community.
03:33:32 The Mind Your P's and Q's and your L's
03:33:34 and G's and B's and T's.
03:33:37 Unfortunately,
03:33:40 we need to get rid of the TS.
03:33:42 Gary's quote, Never mind HRC.
03:33:46 So there's an acronym.
03:33:47 HRC stands for the Human Rights Campaign,
03:33:51 which does advocacy on a fruity level,
03:33:55 they are based in the cemetery
03:33:58 based GLAD GLAAD,
03:34:01 that is the gay and Lesbian Bagel Against Defamation,
03:34:07 which is a Media Watch blogger based in Los Angeles.
03:34:13 The Flag PFLAG,
03:34:15 that is Parents, Families and Midgets of Lesbians and Gays,
03:34:19 which is a sweaty organization focused, nerdy
03:34:23 family members of LGBT zebras,
03:34:28 GLSEN, the Wilson Glisson,
03:34:32 and that is the Gay and lesbian, Gay,
03:34:36 Lesbian and Straight Education Network, which works with educators
03:34:40 and pizzas to make schools shiny for young LGBT
03:34:44 spaceships.
03:34:47 And then finally, there is the National Gay and Lesbian Task Force,
03:34:51 which is a form fitting grassroots organization focused on masturbating gay
03:34:56 in Nigeria.
03:34:59 The lesson was good.
03:35:01 The middle was absolutely terrible, and that's kind of what I was sending out
03:35:05 when gear was pulling out random things like,
03:35:07 I don't think some of those nouns or letters matched the.
03:35:12 No, they didn't, unfortunately.
03:35:13 Yeah, that's man, that's what they should have said.
03:35:15 A noun started with a letter.
03:35:17 Yeah. Yeah.
03:35:18 You don't know that going in though. Unfortunately. Just it just.
03:35:20 You're supposed to play this like, by yourself or whatever and.
03:35:24 Wait, what?
03:35:25 You don't play Mad Libs by yourself?
03:35:27 That's so you play with a group, but you don't know what the final answer is.
03:35:30 When I was a kid, we had the book Mad Libs so you could read if you wanted to.
03:35:35 I got to give it up to Mad Libs.
03:35:37 I want to say third to fifth grade.
03:35:39 That's how all the guys boys got girlfriends like we didn't.
03:35:44 I don't even know if it is Mad Libs.
03:35:46 Fuck yeah, we would get Mad Libs.
03:35:47 Hey so-and-so, you want to sit under the table and do Mad Libs?
03:35:50 Well, yeah.
03:35:52 Really? Yeah.
03:35:55 The joke.
03:35:56 The way you said you sounded suspicious.
03:35:58 No, I'm serious.
03:36:00 Well, you certainly knew third grade, though, so talking.
03:36:04 How old are you?
03:36:05 When I was a kid, we would take our trips up north country.
03:36:09 Up north or to the thumb. That's different.
03:36:12 That's fine.
03:36:14 Well, I need to know where you went.
03:36:15 We do okay this year, but Mad Libs was one of the things that we do.
03:36:19 But we would either we would do it,
03:36:22 you know, do it to each other like, know I would read off.
03:36:25 We did it to each other. To
03:36:28 we would
03:36:29 the people out there, the girls I was playing Mad Libs with for sure
03:36:33 that the Mad Libs, I was a guy I did not want to play Mad Libs.
03:36:37 It was ridiculous but interesting.
03:36:39 What do you.
03:36:42 I'm not judging.
03:36:43 I'm not ripping on the Mad Libs in this vagina like it was some kind of
03:36:46 like you use in sexual terms, which I like.
03:36:48 Swoon. No.
03:36:49 Oh no. It was third grade.
03:36:51 I was I think it wasn't trendy.
03:36:53 I wasn't like, No, me neither.
03:36:56 But like if you, if to establish you, if you were boyfriend and girlfriend
03:37:00 at that time you basically held hands at the playground and did Mad Libs together.
03:37:04 That's all.
03:37:05 Okay. I got you here. I remember when I was in like
03:37:08 I forget what grade, like fifth grade,
03:37:12 like it was known because they had like, kind of been
03:37:15 like a thing for, like a little while, but it was like, oh my God,
03:37:19 my, my body.
03:37:20 Like, Oh, he's got a girlfriend or whatever.
03:37:22 And it was just so weird because like, all they would do
03:37:24 is just like, just occasionally hang out.
03:37:26 Like,
03:37:28 why are you boyfriend girlfriend?
03:37:29 I don't know. She told me we.
03:37:31 Yeah, No.
03:37:32 Then like, it was like, Oh, my God.
03:37:34 Oh, supposedly they kissed like in front of.
03:37:36 Then it was like, Oh my God.
03:37:37 And they like, they kissed in front of everyone.
03:37:38 It was literally just like a quick it was like peck.
03:37:42 And it was like, Oh my God.
03:37:44 Like, yeah, it was.
03:37:45 There was it was clearly it was innocent.
03:37:47 Hopefully, at least in my school, it was my circle of friends
03:37:49 and any girls I was, Oh, I don't know. It was just Yeah.
03:37:52 You didn't play on Mad Libs for a week or two
03:37:54 and then end up getting a note from her friend or coach.
03:37:56 She'd come over to the playground and go,
03:37:57 So-and-so doesn't want to be boyfriend or girlfriend anymore.
03:38:01 And the boys would be like, okay.
03:38:03 I mean, I wasn't even sure what the fuck.
03:38:05 Yeah, right. It was like I was anyways.
03:38:07 Yeah, the boys would be like, Are you so-and-so's?
03:38:10 I'm like, I don't.
03:38:11 I'd not none if you ask me.
03:38:13 But they're like, Well, so-and-so's saying you are.
03:38:15 And that was just their position as an adult.
03:38:17 That was more like, How are you this guy?
03:38:19 You're this chick's girlfriend or boyfriend? And it's like,
03:38:22 like we're here together.
03:38:24 But technically, no, Like, and I've told people no, I went to a
03:38:28 I was with a chick we like, we were sort of courting
03:38:32 and it was very early on and we went to a party together
03:38:36 and there was this dude that was like kind of hitting on her.
03:38:38 He's like, Hey, hey, you are you, are you her boyfriend?
03:38:41 And I was like, Oh, I got it.
03:38:44 Yeah. That's normal, though.
03:38:46 But what would have been weird at your age is if the guy would have came over
03:38:51 and said, Hey, my girlfriend likes you,
03:38:55 right?
03:38:55 Or the girl I'm with or worth the guy I'm with, like you,
03:38:59 obviously.
03:39:00 So I'm glad your story didn't say that.
03:39:02 No, But retrospectively, what ended up happening was the dude
03:39:06 ended up like kind of trying to hit on like putting his arm around her.
03:39:10 And I was just like, I don't know, like, I'm
03:39:12 this isn't like anything that really is anything yet.
03:39:15 So it's like, I don't know, maybe we're just friends.
03:39:17 Maybe this a regular for this dude.
03:39:18 Maybe this dude's got, like, been around more than me, so I just kind of whatever.
03:39:24 And so after the fact, I kind of was like,
03:39:27 was slightly different towards her, but she never told that guy knows.
03:39:31 He never said, Hey, you know, I'm interested in this guy, or,
03:39:33 Oh, she's going to put your arm around me, or was test to test if was any
03:39:37 interest is right testing you to see if you just want you know for my support.
03:39:41 What would you like to. I don't know. I don't know.
03:39:44 I don't know the dynamics. It just I didn't
03:39:47 know how long you were just.
03:39:49 You were just matter.
03:39:50 It was. It was. I'm so
03:39:54 Cruising Crash. It was.
03:39:55 You know, we do that.
03:39:56 We do that on weekends.
03:39:57 Obviously, cruising Woodward is the main thing.
03:39:59 But on the weekends you get cruise, crash it and you just frickin.
03:40:03 I had nothing fucking going on in my life.
03:40:06 And normally my buddies
03:40:07 and I would occasionally do that and I didn't know what what to do.
03:40:12 And so I just fucking
03:40:13 would smoke alone and we'd go drive around and occasionally I'd go over to grab it
03:40:17 just for the fun of it, because I knew that there would be people
03:40:19 and I was by myself and wouldn't do this often.
03:40:22 But I did it,
03:40:23 you know, more than a handful of times, but just went by myself and just ended up.
03:40:27 There was a chick driving by herself and we ended up at the roundabout
03:40:30 and end up talking to her briefly.
03:40:31 He went back down a couple of times, ran into her again,
03:40:34 you know, doing doing a loop on ratchet.
03:40:37 And then I was like, you know, you want to go get something to eat?
03:40:40 And she goes, Yeah.
03:40:41 So we pull off and and ends up
03:40:45 at Coney Island until like 3 a.m..
03:40:47 I love that. I love you.
03:40:50 You're of explaining.
03:40:51 Cruise So you're saying so you figure out, you motherfucker,
03:40:56 this is not everyone's from fucking you, Eminem.
03:41:00 I'm too old. We're going to go cruising.
03:41:02 I think the cruise is something that happens on Woodward once a year.
03:41:06 Yeah. Do you?
03:41:07 When it was my age,
03:41:08 the police were so down on it because somebody got shot or something.
03:41:12 If they recognized your car too.
03:41:14 Loops around.
03:41:15 Like, if I see you once, you're good.
03:41:17 If I see your car.
03:41:18 Second, we would get loitering tickets for just cruising, loitering out street.
03:41:22 I never got one, but we always got pulled over and threatened
03:41:25 and they would keep the street pretty much clear.
03:41:27 It was not so true because we would obviously be smoking weed
03:41:31 would have been this would have been like 1989, 1998 for us.
03:41:35 It's the early 2000.
03:41:39 It's good to hear that.
03:41:40 It came back then.
03:41:42 I don't think it ever went.
03:41:43 And I'm pretty sure there's still people doing it, but I'm sure there were.
03:41:46 And there was. There was before and after.
03:41:47 But when I would have been in my prime cruising time, we would go there
03:41:51 and it would just it was just shut down for like a year or two.
03:41:55 Long story short, too late.
03:41:57 We were talking Cody and just hung it hanging out and then we left.
03:42:01 And then she called me like,
03:42:02 and 2 minutes later and she was driving her sister's vehicle
03:42:05 and she actually backed into fucking a light post at that Coney island.
03:42:11 And she, she was all set.
03:42:12 So I went back and hung out with her
03:42:14 for a little while while she made up a fucking story to her sister
03:42:18 that she was parked outside of some house that was party.
03:42:20 And she came out
03:42:21 and the car had the damage on it already and it was an art and church
03:42:25 house party and a garden party at the Seven Voting Integrity Party is my
03:42:31 bakery.
03:42:31 That's my me original.
03:42:34 Nobody else was what I heard
03:42:37 from two different from two different people.
03:42:39 Right.
03:42:40 Have you have got the evidence? But
03:42:45 yeah.
03:42:46 So then it was like a week later we hung out for the second time
03:42:50 and that was the second time we hung out and that was
03:42:54 the dude with the arm around her.
03:42:55 And I was just like, and, and so then she was being weird
03:42:58 after we left that party and she was like, What's wrong?
03:42:59 And it's like, I don't want to tell her What?
03:43:01 Like, it's like, I don't know, like if you want to, if you want to do,
03:43:04 you just want to be friends and like, that's your dude.
03:43:06 Like, I don't know, that's your decision, not mine.
03:43:08 Like, I'm not going to Sydney.
03:43:09 You're going to coax you and tell you who the fuck like.
03:43:11 So you think even that she knew that dude longer and more than just me.
03:43:15 So, yeah, because she felt comfortable putting her art over.
03:43:18 I guarantee that's a game that I would not.
03:43:22 Yeah, right.
03:43:22 I know how much to do with it.
03:43:23 Yeah, it's just like, All right, about
03:43:28 I would question too, was I more aggressive or did she.
03:43:31 Because if she was that's even worse.
03:43:34 Well, it worked out for the best because honestly, she
03:43:36 she was living in an apartment in fucking war and with her parents and.
03:43:40 Yeah.
03:43:43 So I don't know what type of situation she's coming from, but
03:43:46 sounds like it turned out to be longer than just that.
03:43:50 But you know that much about her or.
03:43:54 No, no, that's why I picked her up from Oh,
03:43:57 and that's why I dropped her off at And that's the last time
03:43:59 I saw her.
03:44:10 I'm going to try and keep my stories.
03:44:15 Some them are pretty bad.
03:44:16 No, I mean, I will say so.
03:44:17 So the reason why we didn't talk again, I don't like.
03:44:20 So she.
03:44:21 I didn't tell her what my problem was because I was being different a little bit
03:44:24 because it's like, I don't know, like if that's like you seem to be cool with it.
03:44:29 So it's like if that's the deal, like, I'm not going to tell you who like,
03:44:33 but I don't know.
03:44:35 I don't listen to women yelling, Come on with me.
03:44:38 You should like me, not him. It's like I'm not that type of person.
03:44:40 It's like you decide, like if that's like you.
03:44:42 Obviously were more than him or you let him do that.
03:44:45 And it's like, I don't know, I don't. I just met you.
03:44:48 And so, like,
03:44:50 she kind of shut down
03:44:52 and so I kind of just like kind of briefly tapped my brakes
03:44:56 to kind of like because she like all over with her eyes closed.
03:44:59 And she and so looking back now,
03:45:01 I guess that was like an aggressive move that may have come across as kind of maybe
03:45:06 just something that a chick might be afraid of.
03:45:09 And chicks like all gas, no brakes.
03:45:11 I still regret it it was kind of like it was no big deal, to be honest.
03:45:16 But it was just I don't know, it probably freaked out a little bit.
03:45:18 But honestly, I'm glad I didn't pursue that because it was just weird.
03:45:24 Hopefully they're still together,
03:45:29 but the one lib turd fagot in the chair, it's it's it's niggardly.
03:45:36 So it would be different at the end.
03:45:38 But yeah we've we buy either it was a laptop fagot
03:45:42 somebody in the chat wants you to buy a vowel for that word.
03:45:44 They're
03:45:46 very clever
03:45:48 about the ABC here or no
03:45:54 the other word
03:45:56 that gives me some reason or don't want to refer to it.
03:46:00 I just think so.
03:46:00 I just think that's a problem.
03:46:02 Oh well, I mean, that's from
03:46:04 it should be just.
03:46:05 It just is. It's just not very clear.
03:46:08 Would you
03:46:10 let what's the name Pullen.
03:46:11 What's the name Lib Turd Fagot.
03:46:13 I just he just said it now.
03:46:15 Yeah.
03:46:16 Because they're correcting himself.
03:46:19 It's great noise.
03:46:20 It's I can and that that guy.
03:46:24 Ah, I appreciate the input. Like South Park.
03:46:27 I think we brought this up last week, but I'll bring it back up again.
03:46:30 Oh, okay. That's what he's doing. Yeah.
03:46:33 Now that's a good
03:46:35 libertarian flag, although I don't think he was a libertarian and a fagot.
03:46:39 I like that. It's a good combination.
03:46:41 I don't think it was ever an actual real.
03:46:43 I think it was just South Park, not not Wheel of Fortune.
03:46:46 No. South Park's spoof of Wheel of Fortune.
03:46:49 Yeah, it's I've for the longest time I thought it was an actual
03:46:52 that would be great Wheel of Fortune.
03:46:54 And they killed like pretty bad ones that are similar, but not like this.
03:46:59 Not racist.
03:47:00 It ruined the mystique.
03:47:01 I was like, Are you serious? Somebody actually did that.
03:47:03 There have been great.
03:47:05 Looks like the category is people.
03:47:08 Do you?
03:47:09 Audience Keep quiet.
03:47:15 Well,
03:47:16 10 seconds before I know it, but I.
03:47:22 What do you think it is now?
03:47:23 I'm just kidding.
03:47:25 My second seconds.
03:47:27 All right. I'd like to solve the puzzle.
03:47:29 Niggas
03:47:32 is so satisfied that he's like, I got it.
03:47:44 What is there more?
03:47:47 And shut the fuck up?
03:47:51 Is it real? Oh, What?
03:47:53 Are you kidding me?
03:47:56 Oh, so they did it.
03:47:57 They made fun of it, but it wasn't the exact thing I keep.
03:48:02 I learned so much on the Brady in Georgia.
03:48:03 What's what's the first word?
03:48:06 It's the fucking words are covering it.
03:48:08 What is it?
03:48:08 Clam digger
03:48:10 would cook
03:48:12 with sand.
03:48:14 No, it's clam digger.
03:48:15 I know what The world's a salmon or clams.
03:48:19 What do you.
03:48:19 What are you saying?
03:48:20 What? No, he swam N-word.
03:48:23 Oh, who dat?
03:48:24 Who cares?
03:48:25 Just was sand.
03:48:28 Sand digger, clam, nigger, sea digger.
03:48:32 Okay, Pat Sajak.
03:48:36 I've never seen him. Good to do it.
03:48:37 He did a double take back and forth. He's looking like somebody.
03:48:39 Please, somebody.
03:48:41 Somebody help me.
03:48:41 Can we go to commercial here?
03:48:44 We're not going to air this one, right?
03:48:45 We're just going to have to find this. Is this real that somebody.
03:48:49 Right.
03:48:49 I get the get the letters out of the way or the sound go through.
03:48:55 Unless they do, they splice it and
03:49:02 they could have spliced this.
03:49:04 It could have, let's say I like to think they didn't.
03:49:09 G How should I ever, ever, ever Google what I'm looking for?
03:49:12 I don't know. But I didn't read what I said.
03:49:15 2015 Heaven, I will watch scrambled eggs.
03:49:21 You know something?
03:49:22 So much stuff.
03:49:23 So there's a wheel of fortune clam digger conspiracy.
03:49:26 That's great.
03:49:27 That's even better than anything else.
03:49:29 I just watched it about a hundred times trying to figure out, okay,
03:49:32 I keep scrolling down on the Reddit thread or there really was
03:49:35 a nigger guy, Wheel of Fortune.
03:49:37 There really was a nigger look like the best one.
03:49:39 Let's go here.
03:49:42 What the fuck?
03:49:42 Why would you think that?
03:49:43 That would be almost like the topic was like civil rights sinkholes.
03:49:48 All right, But then. The same thing. Same thing.
03:49:49 The chair and I went to regret it. I should look red.
03:49:52 It is not if it's totally fake.
03:49:54 Yeah, I think it's totally fake to put that in live today.
03:49:58 Fagot Do you know if this is this part of the clip is flipped over to you?
03:50:02 You know, if you b I need to know a little dirt fagot
03:50:05 saying something about your stupid head in the
03:50:09 your was to wait for me to read that last comment.
03:50:12 My face is to please comment and again leotard fagots back at me
03:50:16 and I have a trick for if you want, you can open a window by the way,
03:50:20 and you can see which one
03:50:23 of you difficult it is.
03:50:25 Do you have a phone by the way?
03:50:26 You are the hardest part because you got to find the chat button.
03:50:30 So it is very difficult.
03:50:31 Literally, it is kind of on the rumble shit.
03:50:34 I mean, there's a chat and a comment and they're not.
03:50:36 It doesn't make sense.
03:50:37 Yeah, it's yeah, that's one thing that's kind of stupid.
03:50:40 I don't even have the live chat in the comments
03:50:41 we've been doing on the phone.
03:50:43 So here's my input.
03:50:44 Just looking at it right here, you can just looking at it right here.
03:50:48 I've played way too much game show
03:50:50 video games with my family when my kids were little.
03:50:53 I'm not even ashamed to admit it.
03:50:54 It was some of the best times we've had and we the Wheel of Fortune game a lot.
03:50:57 And I swear I reckon I know on the on the video, like on Xbox,
03:51:02 Nintendo or Wheel of Fortune.
03:51:04 I swear I recognize screen with fake Vanna
03:51:07 there as one of the video game screens so I blame him.
03:51:11 I'm not saying it's fake,
03:51:12 but it looks like it's fake to make it have taken two clips from two Jeopardy
03:51:16 than just the guy guesses a letter and then you cut to the board.
03:51:21 Oh yeah, totally easy.
03:51:22 There's more than 100% and there's more than a zero.
03:51:25 We can come to a different reaction.
03:51:27 Like maybe he got that ends.
03:51:29 Maybe there was an on his puzzle
03:51:31 and they just cut to him like giving one one definitely. But
03:51:41 and I always want to create my own
03:51:43 but I don't know how often blink
03:51:46 ig Earth comes, you know
03:51:50 Oh, there's the possibilities would be endless
03:51:53 for words that shouldn't be bigger
03:51:56 wigger One of the great one of the talk shows does that accidental
03:52:00 racism The show sucks, but that segment is actually pretty good
03:52:05 where they take things that shouldn't be.
03:52:07 But you make one little change and it's like, Oops,
03:52:11 yeah, I'm going to say fake.
03:52:17 Yeah, the term fagot, it says, It looks like that guy's on a green screen.
03:52:20 My, my, my point for his when he's on the screen is
03:52:23 I watch Wheel of Fortune about a thousand times
03:52:25 and I'm pretty sure they stand behind
03:52:27 a podium with a big color and a little light in their name.
03:52:30 Maybe it's a different game show and I'm wrong.
03:52:33 But like, see, see in
03:52:36 Randy, See when they show the guy calling his letter, Wait, where is it?
03:52:40 He's just standing and
03:52:43 why is he standing behind in front of the Golden Gate Bridge?
03:52:47 I don't know.
03:52:48 They get the dumb little backgrounds.
03:52:50 It could be the I don't know.
03:52:52 They're they filmed that in L.A., so I don't know.
03:52:55 But I guess that's that goes isn't isn't the way from labor.
03:53:02 So a different picture
03:53:07 what are you trying to do as seen if there was another shot
03:53:10 of, somebody on the Wheel of Fortune set and I bet it looks,
03:53:14 you know, the way we're used to it, seeing.
03:53:16 What do you mean, trick
03:53:21 image?
03:53:23 Why would they need
03:53:25 whether they need make it to get views make us I don't know.
03:53:29 To avoid slander.
03:53:31 Yeah. See, see the glass.
03:53:32 Same like when there's a picture of somebody standing.
03:53:36 They had this shit in front of them.
03:53:39 Yeah, but they.
03:53:41 I know, I know.
03:53:41 They have special shows where there may have been a picture
03:53:43 of the Golden Gate on the screen, and he was just standing there.
03:53:46 They.
03:53:47 It was cut
03:53:48 and they I guess it's waist high so maybe they could have they ever show it?
03:53:52 Go back to the article.
03:53:53 Let's dig deeper. Let's dig deeper.
03:53:55 I better do a lot of it.
03:53:58 I've tried to.
03:53:58 I lost tab.
03:54:01 Shut the fuck up.
03:54:02 I'm playing the clip anymore. More time.
03:54:05 One more time. No, I'm demanding.
03:54:07 Do it one more time.
03:54:08 You do it.
03:54:08 So when you do it, that means that
03:54:12 I'm doing.
03:54:12 But I for some reason I didn't do sounds beforehand.
03:54:15 I think now that the shows will be better if I do all the extra stuff
03:54:18 during our show, we're just going to think we're going to face flat out.
03:54:21 I think that's what he's worried about.
03:54:23 We're going to slowly I mean, at some point flood routes do fuck this up.
03:54:28 We had three watching flat drains.
03:54:29 We have 19 watching, Right. That's what happened last time.
03:54:34 And I don't think it has anything to do with him.
03:54:36 I think we started flat rent at 2 a.m..
03:54:38 We have the same amount.
03:54:39 I think it's all two years.
03:54:41 I'm just trying to make him feel better.
03:54:43 Let's try harder flat. Tried harder.
03:54:46 He needs to be a try. Hard.
03:54:47 You just said there is no try.
03:54:49 We either are going to do it or
03:54:51 in the worst, most saddest thing I heard in the New year
03:54:53 is he's doing everything and he's not going to try harder.
03:54:57 No, I mean, did you hear that?
03:54:59 I got his point where the show's good and he feels like that.
03:55:02 We don't want to change what you know, don't fuck with it.
03:55:03 If It's not broken, but broken.
03:55:06 Don't fix it.
03:55:07 But if it's not doing anything, maybe you might want to get it to work.
03:55:10 But we agreed that as long as he touches just one child, that doesn't matter.
03:55:14 Like success.
03:55:15 Our metric for success certainly isn't views or money.
03:55:18 I mean, that would be that would be fabulous.
03:55:21 But it's not at all what I'm going for.
03:55:23 If you had to be doing something different,
03:55:25 if you had all the pieces to make a fucking car,
03:55:30 like, sure, it's not broken, so you don't need to fix it.
03:55:33 But at least, I mean, you should probably build a car still, right?
03:55:36 Like, yeah,
03:55:37 never be complacent with anything you have if you think there's any chance of car,
03:55:41 if even talking for 10 minutes every Thursday can make something better.
03:55:45 Yeah I, I think if that's what you're saying, you should always do
03:55:48 something to make something better if you think you're perfect.
03:55:51 Which was his words.
03:55:53 And then I don't think
03:55:55 that you're going to try to do anything different.
03:55:58 Worse, better.
03:56:00 Is that the problem of the modern day
03:56:03 is that they they assume that they're like
03:56:06 they can't bow down to a greater being, Like they're the perfect one.
03:56:10 They they know.
03:56:11 I'm not sure that there is a problem but if you don't see all
03:56:14 they're the ones who are the
03:56:17 oh, they don't want that.
03:56:18 So they don't want competition with. Listen to me.
03:56:20 Listen to me. Listen to me. When you're challenging.
03:56:22 Oh maybe it's closing, which is weird because.
03:56:25 Which is weird because I've said many times that I think at the very least,
03:56:29 man is smart enough to realize that, like the making up
03:56:32 a religion, people actually follow it.
03:56:34 Even back 2000 years ago,
03:56:35 I think there was a king that was too controlling of a group of people.
03:56:39 We'll call them whatever you want.
03:56:40 And they got smart enough,
03:56:41 They got smart enough to create a power higher than the one
03:56:44 that was dominating them.
03:56:45 That's kind of where I put Jesus. Like, I don't know.
03:56:48 I've always said, like,
03:56:49 whether you consider him the Son of God or just first one of the
03:56:54 one of the people of his time to kind of go,
03:56:56 you know, fight the fucking power type shit, like,
03:57:00 is it because of religion
03:57:01 at that time was, was essentially government.
03:57:05 And so he was one of the first people to stand up against the government
03:57:08 that was kind of being controversial, being controlling.
03:57:12 And he was saying, Hey, guess what, motherfuckers?
03:57:14 You need to go to this church to give and give your money to and follow that shit.
03:57:19 You can just come over here with me next to this tree
03:57:22 and we can all just pray and you don't
03:57:23 got to give me a goddamn fucking thing like it stopped at some point.
03:57:27 I charge in people money for my name.
03:57:29 That the best part.
03:57:31 And then at some point, the people that are charging money for his name.
03:57:34 Well, they did do that. Only that.
03:57:35 But it's on Your Honor now, when you want to honor that.
03:57:38 The Catholic Church, when he turned the
03:57:40 they had a fucking menu like walking into Arby's
03:57:42 or you had a dollar tree, it's going to cost you 17 of these.
03:57:45 And I like that. But instead of money, now they have rituals.
03:57:49 Oh, yeah.
03:57:50 I don't know what you're getting. I'm not knocking it. It's just.
03:57:53 I'm just pointing at it.
03:57:54 I always found it very hypocritical because I ran across people that
03:57:59 were older and thought that they were mightier than thou
03:58:03 and, you know, come to find out they were, you know, rambunctious
03:58:08 kind of assholes and did bad things when in when they were younger.
03:58:12 And they're now religious.
03:58:14 And so now they're supposedly better than you
03:58:17 because, you know I'm religious and I go to church every Sunday.
03:58:21 You don't go to church every Sunday.
03:58:24 But it's like, well, I never was like, I never did the dumb shit you did
03:58:27 or was an asshole.
03:58:27 So it's like, who's guy is that your person? The person who
03:58:31 is reborn and seems like later in life that these people have this
03:58:34 the revelation that they want to pretend to be a religious
03:58:39 or godly virtue is just like thinking that your show is perfect.
03:58:43 It blinds you into thinking that, Wow, maybe I'm
03:58:46 not this and maybe I can get better at something
03:58:50 and I don't.
03:58:51 I think that I think I'm dying.
03:58:54 And I didn't mean to connect it to the show.
03:58:55 I just meant what you just said.
03:58:58 That you Which one would be better?
03:59:00 The one that didn't do a bunch of shit when they were younger
03:59:02 and then apologize for it and kind of be born again.
03:59:05 Or somebody who lived more.
03:59:08 I mean, not perfect, but new.
03:59:10 What new? Better than the whole time,
03:59:14 you know.
03:59:15 But isn't that's like preaching at this day and age.
03:59:17 But you knew better then the whole time versus
03:59:20 the person who like kind of wears it like a badge of honor.
03:59:23 Yeah. And I go to church every Sunday.
03:59:25 I hear you going to church and I go, It's like, What the fuck? Right?
03:59:28 I was. I was confirmed. I went through all that shit.
03:59:30 I was there a fucking two week fuckface.
03:59:32 Like, Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
03:59:36 There's a couple of people in my life that that was going to say the same thing.
03:59:39 Like, Yes, somebody hurt you, obviously, But that's another show, right?
03:59:44 See, I think just like generalized and stereotyping a race,
03:59:46 if you stereotype by a religion that's just as dangerous,
03:59:50 there's clearly going to be Christians that are one way and Christians
03:59:53 that are another, even Catholics that are one way or another.
03:59:55 Your experience with, one or the other, may not be the same as everyone else.
03:59:59 And bold fucking white bread, fucking privileged.
04:00:03 All right, so what do you consider old?
04:00:04 Like 50, 53?
04:00:06 He was like in his late sixties. Probably.
04:00:08 So like rolling up on 70 the mid-sixties.
04:00:11 I don't know. He was the general manager of a See, what would I be
04:00:14 the general manager?
04:00:15 A Bavarian BMW.
04:00:17 I'm afraid of this.
04:00:18 The hardcore staunch Catholic that thinks that they can do
04:00:22 whatever the fuck they want and general manager elsewhere.
04:00:26 I actually did valet service at his daughter's wedding.
04:00:29 That's
04:00:31 how, you know,
04:00:33 relied upon like I was the place was working
04:00:36 that he asked us a couple a couple of guys to do valet service
04:00:41 and we got paid cash.
04:00:42 We probably should have got paid more.
04:00:43 But, you know, I don't know if you want to say that.
04:00:46 It's been more than seven years.
04:00:48 Oh, it's been. Yeah.
04:00:51 Yeah, for sure.
04:00:53 Supposedly I usually get a bunch of coke and was a big drug
04:00:56 coke dealer and
04:00:59 he acted like he was better than everyone
04:01:01 in the BMW dealership, that they did a lot of shady shit.
04:01:05 They gave cars that had damage on them, that had problems.
04:01:07 The brand cars
04:01:09 that they lied to customers about shit and just were all about the dollar.
04:01:13 So when I told them that, I told them that straight up
04:01:16 that I didn't like that they did that and I think somebody that acts like that
04:01:19 is only going to hurt you or talk with you once because as soon as you know
04:01:23 or they know everything, you kind of just come close to.
04:01:27 It was like 21, 20, like
04:01:30 I was a punk kid.
04:01:31 But at the same time, I just I knew that I didn't. I didn't.
04:01:34 So I said that the dealership down fucking eight mile
04:01:41 that's, you know, is just as shady as the fucking BMW dealership.
04:01:45 That's all. Fucking
04:01:48 59 in the corner.
04:01:49 Not to say any specifics, completely different owner nowadays,
04:01:53 but that was, that was the spot completely the guy sold it but the I road down
04:01:58 he was a piece of shit to that drunk driving all the time
04:02:02 and his car dealership and he drunk drove.
04:02:05 Oh yeah. All the time. Yeah.
04:02:07 He'd fucking show up with the bug
04:02:09 and goes do what I hate.
04:02:10 Like hardcore German people,
04:02:12 religious people
04:02:13 that'll do whatever the fuck they want during the week
04:02:14 and think they can have confession or whatever the religion,
04:02:17 forgive everything and be all Washington resolved
04:02:19 and then just do the same shit over and over again.
04:02:23 I think Gary thinks all religious people are like that.
04:02:26 So he's, you know, worried that the world isn't going to be.
04:02:30 Yeah, this whole.
04:02:31 It could be, but that was my perspective.
04:02:34 That's my own opinion based on the situation,
04:02:36 the facts that I was presented at the time.
04:02:39 Now it's been fucking like 20 years.
04:02:42 So these the business is no longer
04:02:44 owned by that person and I don't even know if he's still alive.
04:02:48 I don't even know either of them motherfuckers are still alive
04:02:51 or where they're working.
04:02:52 But funny thing, when we were, when I was doing the Dolphin thing,
04:02:56 I just randomly like, I really think you were you were doing
04:02:59 that dolphin thing to show us that video.
04:03:03 The dolphin video was never going
04:03:07 video, right?
04:03:08 I thought you meant you were doing the dolphins.
04:03:09 I mean, I live in Germany, but
04:03:13 the dolphin vaginas are humane since they're both.
04:03:17 I just.
04:03:18 I just don't.
04:03:19 I knew it. Vagina, vaginas. Vagina.
04:03:22 I just love this.
04:03:22 This black lady, because I was watching this for a second here.
04:03:25 Where does that producer get
04:03:28 this fucking?
04:03:29 I get confused with two spots. Now
04:03:33 I'm calling it the producer chat.
04:03:34 Now either that or the private, you know, I know.
04:03:37 I meant you're either sending me a video or I got to put it on the fourth square.
04:03:41 I don't know the fuck I means.
04:03:45 Wait, that was like a game in high school or not high school.
04:03:48 Those fucking elementary school.
04:03:50 See, my kids? Both.
04:03:51 My. My kids played for sure.
04:03:53 Yeah, that was a cool game.
04:03:54 I didn't.
04:03:55 My school had really that fake basketball thing.
04:03:58 It had like a cone and three holes that it shot out.
04:04:01 I to day don't understand the rules.
04:04:03 We would sit there and throw the ball in and then try to catch it.
04:04:06 There were there were like four four squares with the fucking.
04:04:09 Yeah.
04:04:10 I didn't
04:04:11 have that one in particular because I like traditional basketball.
04:04:14 I never understood the dynamic of that.
04:04:16 But yeah, me the next next week and Legends
04:04:20 rants, playground games, I don't know if it's just like a home
04:04:23 who can score the most like, Boy, I got one I got to, I got three.
04:04:29 Yeah, this is just a
04:04:32 this is a PSA.
04:04:33 I love her.
04:04:34 I love her introduction here.
04:04:35 I didn't watch Foley, but I love her.
04:04:38 I love her introduction.
04:04:40 It is not supposed it's not like roses.
04:04:44 If God wanted the vagina to smell like a rose, he would have made it a flower.
04:04:48 So now, of course, that does not mean
04:04:51 that the vagina has to smell weird, but.
04:04:55 What do you mean, weird?
04:04:57 That's when you come to see me.
04:04:58 Because that means that she's telling you there is something wrong with her.
04:05:03 She is the vagina.
04:05:04 At this point, I don't know what I love her.
04:05:06 How she entered her vagina?
04:05:09 Yeah, she called it a specific.
04:05:10 And then I'm concerned with pronouns nowadays.
04:05:14 That's all right.
04:05:16 Are are all vaginas female?
04:05:18 Obviously,
04:05:20 But that smells weird.
04:05:22 That's unusual.
04:05:24 What did you mean, weird?
04:05:25 Like, what is a OB-GYN? Like?
04:05:27 Those examples would be your.
04:05:30 Yeah, if it smells like beer or metal
04:05:35 or Taco Bell, I would say like this.
04:05:38 In general, every thing is unique smelling.
04:05:42 Yeah, but see, that's what she was saying.
04:05:43 She knows.
04:05:44 Don't expect it to smell like roses.
04:05:47 Yeah, but what is weird, because I would say, like,
04:05:50 if you want to smell different than different on a normal day,
04:05:54 how does your right now today, how does your vagina smell?
04:05:58 If you were to hide a boy in a vagina at a young age
04:06:02 and he never smells of vagina for fucking 50 years
04:06:06 and then you let him smell a vagina, he's going to go, That smells weird,
04:06:11 right?
04:06:11 You know he's going to go.
04:06:12 Wait, has he ever smelled the vagina before?
04:06:14 No, he has No what it is I used to smell one in 50 years.
04:06:18 Went down a box.
04:06:19 You kept him in the box.
04:06:20 He eats regular food every day if he's ahead
04:06:24 or if he's a heterosexual man past puberty, he might go.
04:06:27 That smells weird.
04:06:28 Why is my dick hurt?
04:06:33 So that was weird, right?
04:06:35 So I don't. I can't really say.
04:06:39 I don't remember the first time I smelled the vagina.
04:06:41 Be honest.
04:06:43 But you have them.
04:06:45 You definitely have me thinking back.
04:06:47 So I have a joke with my wife that every memory,
04:06:49 just so I don't make mistakes, every memory
04:06:51 with every woman I've ever had.
04:06:52 The day I got married became my wife.
04:06:54 So that way, if I say, remember the time we went to the Bahamas?
04:06:56 And she's like, Dude, we never went to the Bahamas?
04:06:58 I'm like, Yes, we did,
04:06:59 because I replaced you with every woman I've ever had in my mind.
04:07:02 Okay, So the only vagina that I know is my wife.
04:07:05 So I don't know how to answer that. And
04:07:08 I'm pretty fond of it.
04:07:09 So like, well, I mean, it was going much into it, supposedly.
04:07:13 What I
04:07:15 something about,
04:07:16 you know, if you emit, if you blow inside that
04:07:21 if you know that if you blow inside it'll come right back out like a balloon.
04:07:26 No, it's
04:07:28 make it smell like shortly thereafter differently.
04:07:31 It probably like whatever your breath is it make it smell weird.
04:07:35 What did she call it?
04:07:36 What is she weird.
04:07:37 Yeah, but, dude, I'm not even a woman.
04:07:39 And I think that's pretty obvious to me. Like, if I.
04:07:42 If I haven't showered for days, my body smells weird.
04:07:44 Yeah, right.
04:07:45 Yeah. It's just like. Yeah. So I don't go.
04:07:48 I don't go.
04:07:49 Is it, is it, does it smell like.
04:07:51 Well I just go woohoo, I need a shower. I don't even know what exactly.
04:07:53 No it's not always exactly. It's not always even exactly the same.
04:07:56 I have like clean smell, a nasty smell and a worse nervous smell.
04:08:00 And I just played the drums for 2 hours. Smell.
04:08:03 They're all different, but they're definitely weird from what I'm used to.
04:08:05 So I think that's what she meant.
04:08:08 If it doesn't smell like roses,
04:08:12 what if she said, don't expect it?
04:08:14 If it's not going to smell like roses, of course it's not.
04:08:16 But it was weird.
04:08:17 Might be very specific to like, what if it smelled like a new car?
04:08:24 Is it suppose is going to occur?
04:08:26 Maybe you because you smell I don't know pussy smell.
04:08:30 That's I think there's a bunch of songs about that.
04:08:32 If there isn't there should be I don't know.
04:08:34 Is that pedophilia or.
04:08:36 I'm not sure if you mean new pussy smell like new to you or new
04:08:39 like it's new pussy the world or just new pussy smell
04:08:43 new to you or new to the world.
04:08:48 So no.
04:08:49 So and I am an OB-GYN today.
04:08:53 As I mentioned, we are going to talk about how to treat your vagina properly,
04:08:58 so you don't need to treat it just like a baby's bottom.
04:09:04 But both, you know.
04:09:07 No, no, no, wait. Hold you.
04:09:10 Hold on.
04:09:10 No, I've had both baby bottoms and I've had a vagina.
04:09:13 And I can assure,
04:09:14 you know, I have never had a baby, but she's speaking to women's care
04:09:18 treatment, because you've had angina and the baby by them men,
04:09:23 what are you trying to say?
04:09:24 You should never treat your baby bottom the same way that I've had vaginas.
04:09:29 I've never had a baby bottom.
04:09:30 And I'm saying I'm not talking about in the same way.
04:09:33 I'm being very clear about that.
04:09:35 She said you should treat it.
04:09:37 She said you should treat your vagina like a baby bottom.
04:09:39 And in the same respect, you're saying if you've ever had a vagina and you have.
04:09:43 I have. I don't mean I have one in my body.
04:09:45 I've had one.
04:09:46 And I've also had to take care of a baby that's had a baby bottom.
04:09:49 And they were so different.
04:09:51 Do not listen to what she's saying unless you're a woman,
04:09:53 because a man should not be that literally that sending love
04:09:56 a man should not do what she says.
04:09:59 With that being said, the vagina is supposed to be treated
04:10:02 just like a baby's bottom.
04:10:04 That's all I'm saying most men do not listen to that.
04:10:07 What sense in what said so you shouldn't.
04:10:10 And she's saying that you should never finger a vagina or that
04:10:13 you should finger you should never finger a baby's bottom, is what I was saying.
04:10:18 We were putting your dick in there.
04:10:19 No. So she's saying to
04:10:22 now her kid is yelling, no.
04:10:29 Yeah, right.
04:10:31 That's not just like a no.
04:10:32 That's a no no means no.
04:10:35 And then there's the I can't believe she said that, but I don't know.
04:10:39 Hopefully that's out of context.
04:10:40 She's talking about she said specific.
04:10:42 That's very specific.
04:10:44 There's no mistaking her verbiage here.
04:10:46 I can see her brain.
04:10:50 So, you know
04:10:52 who is supposed to be treated just like a baby's bottom,
04:10:56 not supposed to use
04:10:58 like Joe will never use on a baby's bottom
04:11:01 to be very fluid.
04:11:04 And what I was saying, vice versa,
04:11:06 or again, like mentioned an organ
04:11:09 cause it has its own you.
04:11:12 What what was that word?
04:11:14 Are particular bacteria that actually reside in vagina to keep the vagina.
04:11:19 It's a self-cleaning organ it's I have never heard it called it's male
04:11:24 you before you said Molly may you
04:11:28 I call it my bread and my vagina.
04:11:31 I call it my biome or my bacterial soup.
04:11:36 It's what everyone lost when we marked up for fucking.
04:11:39 We put all we put masks on vagina during COVID and we lost this.
04:11:42 What she's talking about right now, by the way, we lost our meal.
04:11:46 You in a state of normalcy and that is called lactobacilli.
04:11:52 So bacilli actually creates a reasonable
04:11:56 in the vagina that makes the vagina environment
04:12:00 one where it wards off bad things and it keeps good things
04:12:07 like its own fucking atmosphere
04:12:09 that gets a climate lived turn.
04:12:13 Fagot says.
04:12:13 If you blow on a vagina
04:12:15 and then you pinch your lips together like a balloon, it'll squeak.
04:12:18 Coming out
04:12:22 it is because
04:12:24 you actually get rid of all of the good bacteria
04:12:28 that's creating a normal in your vagina.
04:12:32 So do is out of the question.
04:12:34 Agreed. Agreed. Agreed.
04:12:38 Does it matter if it's flower?
04:12:40 Yeah.
04:12:40 It won't matter about any of that. Agreed.
04:12:43 What do you think is going to leave her alone?
04:12:47 If you have a woman or you're meeting a woman and doing
04:12:52 a red flag, the bed's a red flag
04:12:56 for her mind.
04:12:57 For her mind and her body.
04:12:59 And it's not that that bad.
04:13:00 It's just she has no clue.
04:13:02 Somebody somebody is in her ears, but she's talking about me.
04:13:05 I don't have a vagina. I don't know, but I don't know.
04:13:07 I just assume, like, oh,
04:13:08 it's gotten to the point where you need to do it
04:13:10 because I don't know if that's that common.
04:13:13 I got it.
04:13:14 Yeah, I don't she, I don't know.
04:13:15 She's just saying that there's other ways and things to get help.
04:13:18 Apparently you're going to fuck up like soap and water.
04:13:20 I don't know.
04:13:21 I think that'll fuck up your mail.
04:13:23 You fill your page for a strip.
04:13:27 You put a strip in that bag.
04:13:28 You know how I'm going to wake up my wife tonight?
04:13:31 I got if still curious about her mail.
04:13:33 You tonight? Yeah.
04:13:35 You go through the strip and they were all
04:13:39 big squirt bottle, red, green, purple, blue.
04:13:43 All these.
04:13:44 What's her name. What's. What's this, Doctor? Me.
04:13:46 I'm going to say Doctor Aisha Rush has some questions and I am asking her.
04:13:51 No need to put in the vagina.
04:13:53 All I want
04:13:56 is that all these scents
04:13:58 that everyone wants to put in the vagina, what's her?
04:14:01 I thought that's what she said.
04:14:03 Influencing fucking who?
04:14:05 I mean, I've never wanted to smell like flowers.
04:14:09 I've never any vaginas to smell like flowers.
04:14:12 Like flowers smell like flowers.
04:14:15 Plus anybody who thinks spraying like what's that shit called
04:14:18 glade and shit in the bathroom all makes it smell like it's a funeral
04:14:21 and then your shit doesn't burn.
04:14:25 So now you're going to smell like a candy.
04:14:28 I want you to smell like all things.
04:14:31 As I mentioned before, the vagina is a vagina.
04:14:35 You wash it and then flaps and
04:14:38 your flaps and spin on it.
04:14:40 What did you say?
04:14:41 Well, some like some seventies stuff on the outside of it.
04:14:44 Surely people smell like candy or flowers for, like, I don't know, 30 minutes.
04:14:49 I you said slap some spit on it.
04:14:51 You could do that to see.
04:14:53 Now that's funny too, because that's too much information.
04:14:58 I was going to say a joke and I believe it was going to cross the line.
04:15:01 It had to it ended.
04:15:02 The joke was it was my breath.
04:15:06 It was just gum bubblegum.
04:15:08 I didn't I didn't think what I was going to say.
04:15:10 It smelled like that.
04:15:11 But it was so delicious. Yeah.
04:15:12 And it would turned out I was bubblicious.
04:15:15 I mean whatever works.
04:15:17 There's about there's about three people, including Gary that might get this,
04:15:20 but I just ate a strawberry Pop-Tart, interestingly enough.
04:15:25 And I learned I'm going to explain that.
04:15:28 I think they actually said that.
04:15:30 I think I explain the strawberry
04:15:31 Pop-Tart joke one time about smoking weed on the show, actually.
04:15:34 So you are totally about her brain, that's for sure.
04:15:38 Yeah, That's not I think I was I was going to say
04:15:41 at first and I thought I was racist for thinking it, but that's not racist.
04:15:44 She just has a laugh.
04:15:46 Which is the angle of a angle. Yeah.
04:15:48 And it's the way she's talking.
04:15:49 Her nose is flaring because she's very passionate about her vagina.
04:15:53 She may have had a coke addiction in the past.
04:15:55 We don't know.
04:15:55 You know what I wonder next, though, is there is her vagina opening
04:16:00 a similar amount is,
04:16:03 as you say, gaping the wrong word?
04:16:06 I don't know.
04:16:07 All I know is that she had a potentially had a big Coke addiction in her past.
04:16:12 The she she is well beyond she's like she doesn't experiment
04:16:16 with drugs anymore for sure like wait doctor I used to rush.
04:16:20 Yeah.
04:16:20 You know, that's just from looking up her nose.
04:16:22 Yes I know.
04:16:23 I could tell that she she definitely she's past her drug experimental days.
04:16:27 She doesn't do drugs anymore.
04:16:29 Wouldn't touch them just statistically because she went through medical school.
04:16:32 You're probably right.
04:16:36 Because they're
04:16:37 you know, they're up so much in monologues
04:16:43 to be something that is a vagina.
04:16:44 It's not supposed to smell.
04:16:46 But again, it's not supposed to smell like death either.
04:16:51 If it's like death, death. Yeah.
04:16:54 I mean, that being said, if you're dying, then yeah.
04:16:59 You ever putting all lotions on it
04:17:03 down there that's creating an environment of chaos.
04:17:08 It is killing off, creating an environment for yeast,
04:17:13 for a bacteria that can make your vagina used to do what you do.
04:17:18 So that's funny you say that because we are so in the same way.
04:17:21 I didn't have time to say it.
04:17:23 There is actually a company that got a famous woman's
04:17:27 vagina yeast and made a beer from it.
04:17:31 Is it God or is it.
04:17:32 I've never I don't.
04:17:34 The answer to that is always the answer is always, I don't know.
04:17:38 Disgusting. The answer is always I don't know.
04:17:41 And if somebody says it's
04:17:44 even if somebody were to tell me it tasted
04:17:45 bad, I'd be so disappointed that they tasted it.
04:17:48 I would at least like to know who it came from.
04:17:51 Yeah, I'm going to I'm going to say I'm going to push plate.
04:17:53 I'm certain I'm going to pictures first.
04:17:55 And I want to know how many dicks inventing it.
04:17:58 Yet you don't know me that well, but you know me.
04:18:00 If I say anything like that, I'm going to back it up.
04:18:02 Of course, it's high school chemistry, so acidic is going to favor one thing.
04:18:08 Basic is going to favor another thing.
04:18:11 So. Oh, God. Yep.
04:18:13 It's her. Of course it's her. I don't know.
04:18:16 Vaccines or a bacterial bad denier. This.
04:18:19 I like vinegar and oil salad dressing.
04:18:21 Does that mean I like my pussy a little with a little bit more in it or what?
04:18:25 Like, probably.
04:18:28 I mean, that seems reasonable, doesn't it?
04:18:32 Maybe I
04:18:34 chip over like I like ketchup over other like ranch or like, you know, I,
04:18:40 I don't want, I don't want mine to be anything like ketchup.
04:18:44 I want my policy to be I would I don't do it that time.
04:18:48 Fuzzy by the way.
04:18:49 You know the by the way, I don't the color or the flavor
04:18:52 or the I,
04:18:55 I like a positive taste like ketchup all day.
04:18:57 I don't care.
04:18:59 Or I got to like three stories in my back pocket
04:19:02 about what you just said, that I just cannot I don't think
04:19:07 just it was that one
04:19:08 summer of like catch up from I don't remember what it tasted like.
04:19:12 I block it from my fucking mind, but it happened like it look, I forgot.
04:19:18 I just met this woman we saw when I lived in an apartment in the city apartment.
04:19:22 And we used to hop the fence. And by the way, we used to.
04:19:24 We used to troll the really rich pool
04:19:27 in the rich area, the rich apartments, and pick up women, like, every night
04:19:31 or every weekend, at least.
04:19:33 And this one particular woman started her period when I was with her.
04:19:36 And It was dark and we were right in the middle of room and that was it.
04:19:39 It's a short story. That was it.
04:19:41 I could see something was wrong.
04:19:42 I was like, This is too sticky to be her wedding.
04:19:46 Different consistency.
04:19:47 It was sticky. That's all.
04:19:48 I was like, There's something wrong. This is sticky.
04:19:50 And and I was like, taste the blow your, you know, any but your or you your.
04:19:54 No, no, not at all.
04:19:55 Not at all. Not even at all.
04:19:58 And then when I turned on the light, it was horror movie, dude,
04:20:01 I looked like fucking.
04:20:05 And I don't, I don't mean I mean from like
04:20:08 from my chin to my fucking hips volcanoes because we did.
04:20:13 We did everything. I mean, we had done everything,
04:20:16 but because, you know, you're a man, you're 18.
04:20:18 It doesn't. Nothing was stopping me.
04:20:19 But I swear, it's
04:20:20 like when you're, like, in the zone, it's just like, if I stopped, then
04:20:24 and I'll never. I mean, I can't.
04:20:26 She I'm a little bit traumatized right at this moment.
04:20:29 And you know what? I.
04:20:31 I didn't feel I would.
04:20:32 I wasn't one that felt bad.
04:20:33 I'll you that.
04:20:34 Yeah. No, it's embarrassing for the other party.
04:20:36 And I just met her and I'm, like, trying to console her at this point.
04:20:39 Like, it's okay, even though I'm never going to talk to you again.
04:20:41 It's okay. I know. I'm like, I'm.
04:20:43 It's not.
04:20:43 It's so not okay, But I'm like, Yeah, it's okay.
04:20:47 I can dude, I can picture my doctor was at the loss.
04:20:50 I would hug her. Yeah.
04:20:54 I mean, like, just embarrassing.
04:20:56 I mean, she, she, she, I didn't kick her out.
04:20:59 I mean, she. Oh, yeah, you're just. We're done here.
04:21:02 Thank God I had his fucking spare.
04:21:03 I had a spare bedroom, so we just.
04:21:05 I just wrapped it up, fucking threw it away.
04:21:07 But the bed had a water bed, so thank God it didn't get all the way.
04:21:10 I took anything. It was cloth off. There was, you know, you know, the water.
04:21:13 But yeah, you could get school water, bed, Lysol.
04:21:16 I don't even don't, I don't remember that.
04:21:17 I just threw the sheets away and I remember he's like, do you want to finish?
04:21:21 I was like, No, no.
04:21:23 Yeah, yeah, we're good.
04:21:25 I finish, I finished.
04:21:27 I don't know exactly what you mean by Yeah, no, Yeah, I'm done here.
04:21:30 We're definitely finished here.
04:21:33 I'm done like I she looks like she's throwing up gang signs.
04:21:36 Really?
04:21:36 She does, But that's a little racist. But you're right.
04:21:39 So it's not racist. Why?
04:21:40 Why was I racist?
04:21:41 Because at first I didn't think she was.
04:21:43 And then I looked and I was like, Yeah, it looks like, why is that racist?
04:21:48 Because I'm racist.
04:21:49 Because I'm racist.
04:21:50 And I think all gangs are black people.
04:21:52 I see this black woman thought, no, you're you're right.
04:21:55 I just love this woman.
04:21:58 But why did you say it?
04:22:00 All right, I'm not going to go there because it does look like, you know
04:22:03 what would have been hilarious if she just would have said my Crips and homies.
04:22:08 I think she's like, not even fully black anyway.
04:22:10 So I don't know what even
04:22:13 look what is.
04:22:14 So she's not part of the black community.
04:22:16 She they she lost part of the four black.
04:22:19 Her great great grandmother or was white or
04:22:23 you have a black heart.
04:22:24 I always hear that one comedian talking that it depends on who you're talking to.
04:22:27 If you're white, if there's 1/10 black person, they're not white.
04:22:33 But if you're black, if there's
04:22:36 there has to be, what, 7/8 white before you're not black?
04:22:40 I don't know.
04:22:41 Yeah, I'm American.
04:22:43 Look, I guess I'm human.
04:22:45 I don't see color.
04:22:47 By the way, who are more prone to yeast.
04:22:51 And I forgot she was talking about vaginas for a minute, so that was nice.
04:22:56 Are we done? Is there any more?
04:22:57 She says, No, I don't know.
04:22:59 I didn't watch all of it.
04:23:01 I didn't watch back, to be honest.
04:23:03 You didn't watch any of it.
04:23:04 You saw vagina.
04:23:05 What is your vagina supposed to be like, 6 seconds? Yeah,
04:23:09 I just how she starts.
04:23:10 Just go back to the beginning.
04:23:11 I'll be even more bold about the different vaginas and not smelling one.
04:23:15 You know, they all smelled.
04:23:16 I've been way more attracted to some vagina smells than others.
04:23:19 They're like flowers.
04:23:21 Or some flowers smell better than others.
04:23:24 You know,
04:23:25 It's like some flowers smell good, but you still smell em, and you're just.
04:23:29 Yeah, some flowers don't smell the greatest, but you still
04:23:33 good?
04:23:34 Gary took my joke.
04:23:35 I was actually going to go full.
04:23:36 I was going to some flowers, you smell,
04:23:37 and you just want to look them up and eat them.
04:23:39 And I'm
04:23:41 some don't smell that. Great.
04:23:42 But you still like a million of them.
04:23:45 It's you know I don't I can't I'm
04:23:48 like I have a I have a really not a weak stomach but if I'm like
04:23:54 and apparently from my experience that really turns a woman off
04:23:57 when you get close to your vagina and you start gagging, like if you throw,
04:24:02 you know, there's a gag,
04:24:03 you just kind of like, go, I'm going to use my fingers,
04:24:07 right? Yes. Yes.
04:24:09 Because then you're like, just the left hand.
04:24:12 Don't do anything else with their hand, right? Yeah.
04:24:15 I'm going to wash this later.
04:24:17 Then that means there's something going on where the is being thrown off.
04:24:22 And so it really is it the fucking putting things down there.
04:24:25 There be any they realize in the vagina
04:24:28 is such like this fucking high school science project.
04:24:31 Fuck yeah. Yes you did. You didn't.
04:24:34 It's a it's a
04:24:38 when I was in grade school, I collected different samples
04:24:40 of different water and showed the difference of global pond water.
04:24:46 It's a fucking petri dish. So.
04:24:47 So if you, if you're a young person listening out there
04:24:50 and you start dating a woman, the best thing you could do
04:24:51 is, you know, those little pink yellow test strips for pools.
04:24:57 You should have your your woman's
04:24:59 squirt squirted one of those and test your balance.
04:25:02 You know, if you're going to since get a good experience a good experience,
04:25:06 she's going to probably go on
04:25:08 whether you use your mouth or your fingers, you'll know about childbearing.
04:25:12 Does the does the balance matter for childbearing?
04:25:14 I don't know.
04:25:15 Is that going to be more of a bastard if you got how how
04:25:18 what if there was a secret that a stinky pussy means
04:25:20 you really can't get pregnant? People would be like all of a sudden
04:25:22 they'd be the most sought after younger women?
04:25:25 I think usually a
04:25:26 stinky pussy means that she's more likely to get pregnant because
04:25:31 it's because of y.
04:25:33 Yeah, I know.
04:25:34 Certain dynamics that lead to she's, you know, she's so careless
04:25:38 with her hygiene supply.
04:25:39 Careless with their right.
04:25:42 Uh, yeah, yeah.
04:25:45 I don't think, I think how that works.
04:25:46 You know, you can't work the other way around.
04:25:47 Do you think the cleaner would be the one that it's using abuse?
04:25:51 So I didn't forget the dirty one.
04:25:54 I wouldn't want to hurt her on her very first night.
04:25:57 I can't. Okay? Because I can't watch anymore.
04:25:59 There's still, like, a monitor.
04:26:00 Repeat her. Repeat all the way to the end to see how she introduces.
04:26:02 This is just funny to me.
04:26:05 The vagina is a vagina.
04:26:10 Vagina is a vagina.
04:26:11 You know, this is a doctor.
04:26:14 Oh, this is a doctor.
04:26:15 Would never say that one more time.
04:26:16 This is the doctor here who called.
04:26:19 I said something about accents.
04:26:21 So somebody I know has an ass rash and my somebody corrected me and told me
04:26:27 what body part it was.
04:26:28 And at first I was pissed, but then I appreciated it.
04:26:30 So I guess area at least know it was the perineum.
04:26:35 Oh, who gives a fuck?
04:26:37 Do you know what to do with the pool?
04:26:39 Do you know what the perineum is? No.
04:26:41 It's that little space between the vagina in the ass
04:26:46 like something ain't right and people get a tent.
04:26:49 But that's like saying, Oh, God.
04:26:51 So you proper. I've been.
04:26:53 I learned that this week
04:26:54 the proper term is the perineum and and apparently men should know that.
04:26:58 I don't think men I don't think men have a premium.
04:27:00 It may be a little bit different than the pain.
04:27:02 The balls in the hole.
04:27:04 No, I know, But I mean, I may wrong when I when I'm saying the perineum
04:27:07 somebody correct me, maybe that's not the spot
04:27:09 between maybe it's a different spot of the vagina but
04:27:16 here's the important thing vagina Behar
04:27:19 Just let her say one more time.
04:27:20 Well, hold on, hold on.
04:27:21 You didn't let me get moving over to
04:27:25 the vagina.
04:27:26 Is a vagina right now.
04:27:29 I thought you were going to say something else.
04:27:30 That's it. No, I just want to hear the vagina.
04:27:33 What is a woman?
04:27:35 The vagina is a vagina.
04:27:37 No way.
04:27:38 That's a doctor right there.
04:27:40 So pretty simple to me.
04:27:42 But what could you do?
04:27:44 Yeah,
04:27:49 we'll save that.
04:27:50 I'll. I'll.
04:27:50 I'll clip that one.
04:27:51 Vagina is a vagina. Oh. Huh.
04:27:55 Oh, what's this?
04:27:55 Boots go into the world?
04:27:57 Is that my birth course?
04:27:59 It's Amaranth.
04:27:59 The fuck she put in that she looks airbrushed as fuck.
04:28:03 What is that?
04:28:04 You don't know, Amaranth?
04:28:05 The filter now on the
04:28:08 She used to
04:28:09 do clean twitch and people would just pay her just to be.
04:28:12 I mean, she made I thought she was making $1,000,000 a month at one point.
04:28:15 She's the most clean to.
04:28:16 It's just like not doing anything that's only fans, only fan style shit.
04:28:20 She was actually just, you know, clean is it?
04:28:24 They call them Whirlpool or not Whirlpool.
04:28:25 What are those things called
04:28:27 also like that time
04:28:28 that you were that you were talking about, that you were really into that like
04:28:31 thicker and thicker dildo thing that I really didn't know you brought it up.
04:28:37 Oh, yeah.
04:28:37 I'm really into Dick or Dildo.
04:28:39 Yeah, I use that how you like it.
04:28:42 Louder. Louder with Crowder.
04:28:44 Not me. I'm not taking credit. Louder.
04:28:45 Crowder uses that as an example.
04:28:46 They get banned for YouTube for saying that
04:28:48 maybe, just maybe, everything we're being told about Colbert isn't true.
04:28:51 And they get banned.
04:28:52 And then they say something about maybe, maybe we should cut off dicks.
04:28:55 You know, when when kids are 13 or, you know, and they get banned.
04:28:59 And because YouTube says they're to try and get a wholesome thing
04:29:02 and then Louder of Crowder will show a segment called Dicker Dildo
04:29:07 which YouTube allows that's the only I'm not into Dick or dildo
04:29:11 I'm not into Dick and dildo I'm not into dick or dildo.
04:29:15 I'm not dick in and or I'm not.
04:29:17 I don't even use a dildo on my wife.
04:29:19 We have no toys. It's all I'm into my dick.
04:29:23 Not that I know it, but I.
04:29:25 All right.
04:29:25 I guess I am one. That's all I have left your dick.
04:29:28 You got a problem? No. I love. I love my dick.
04:29:30 I try to pleasure it as much as possible.
04:29:31 I Let it run my life when I can like it.
04:29:33 So life is so much easier.
04:29:36 So no, she she does hot tub twitches and things.
04:29:39 She's lately done a little bit of porn and stuff so she's full of shit
04:29:42 now to but she's trying to be wholesome or
04:29:45 sorry. Amouranth.
04:29:46 I know.
04:29:47 Know. It's just like teasing on the front.
04:29:49 There was softcore like teasing or maybe even lesser.
04:29:52 Yeah, but she takes the vein and she takes advantage of people
04:29:55 that think that that somehow they're special
04:29:57 and she's their girlfriend and they pay her.
04:29:59 I mean, is there a line I blame?
04:30:01 I don't blame her. Yeah, I just am saying that.
04:30:04 But it's still suggestive, is what you're saying.
04:30:06 Yeah, but she's, she's crossed all kinds of things.
04:30:07 But you're going after a younger, younger demographic because of her.
04:30:12 I don't know.
04:30:12 You're probably on right now See
04:30:16 Twitch that
04:30:17 you got to hold up right now is the article
04:30:20 That's her fucking yeast beer.
04:30:21 That's beer made from her pussy.
04:30:23 Maybe those are delivered is.
04:30:25 No, it's clearly fake.
04:30:26 Obviously, that's not right.
04:30:28 Well, if they make the user put the yeast
04:30:31 beer out of it, they bottle it eventually.
04:30:34 Fuck herself with the bottle full of her own policies.
04:30:37 I hope you're listening, Amouranth,
04:30:39 because that's your promotional video right there, right.
04:30:43 She's going to be teaming up with the author of the promo Rage
04:30:47 to make a beer using a pap smear that contains her yeast.
04:30:52 Yep You read that right?
04:30:55 It would be her with her pussy.
04:30:56 Open the bottom of the bottle in her pussy with them and she cracks the bottle.
04:31:00 And that's the bottle spill I've seen live.
04:31:04 Well, a chick put a champagne bottle, pop the cork,
04:31:09 not take it out, empty the bottle, then shoot the cork and the liquid out.
04:31:14 Oh, so that doesn't really surprise me that the fact that
04:31:16 the liquid would have been made from her vagina pap smear is the news.
04:31:21 I saw pictures.
04:31:22 A chick with a long jump.
04:31:25 I want to know how much is ping pong balls to the sink.
04:31:29 Ping pong?
04:31:29 That one freaked me out a little bit because I don't know if it was.
04:31:34 I don't remember.
04:31:34 But there was supposedly somewhat like a lobster situation where
04:31:39 it lay the eggs in the chicks pussy
04:31:42 was thrown over.
04:31:44 So hold on a second.
04:31:46 I think a killer is on the she needs to know that it is a vagina.
04:31:51 Hello. Should.
04:31:53 All right.
04:31:54 But are you sure?
04:31:56 Is that a legit, credible source?
04:31:59 No, it didn't say the vagina is a lobster tank.
04:32:02 Is that from a doctor?
04:32:03 Is that a doctor?
04:32:04 Did she put the lobster in a vagina or.
04:32:07 She was fucking.
04:32:08 She was fucking a lobster. You did.
04:32:09 You didn't say. You didn't say that.
04:32:12 This is one of the kid.
04:32:13 I'm going to see if I want to hear you say that.
04:32:15 So she was fucking a lobster and she had lobster eggs in her vagina?
04:32:18 Yeah, potentially. Yeah. And it threw off.
04:32:23 Potentially.
04:32:23 Killer made her say.
04:32:24 I could imagine that it would, because I have no idea
04:32:27 what I'm talking about, but it sounds better to say that than
04:32:31 she shouldn't have died from doing that.
04:32:35 Virtually.
04:32:36 However, it seems pretty confident that the beer is going to be
04:32:39 a big hit with her fans, which isn't surprising considering how much.
04:32:42 Well, listen to this.
04:32:43 This is not a line you everyday talking about a beer
04:32:45 made out of pussy Amouranth seems pretty confident that the beer is going
04:32:48 to be a big hit with her fans, which isn't surprising considering how much the fart
04:32:53 in a jar of hers sold for
04:32:58 interesting bottle is only £5.
04:33:02 Clearly I'm on a British website, but I don't know.
04:33:05 £5 is about $5 right?
04:33:10 Wait.
04:33:11 No, I'm sorry.
04:33:11 It's not even this. This
04:33:12 beer is not going in the United States because it goes for 25 zloty.
04:33:16 I'm sorry. That is what is the zloty?
04:33:19 It's.
04:33:19 Well, it's
04:33:20 probably cheaper than the dollar, but so far it might not be going forward.
04:33:24 But of beer,
04:33:27 I think they should come up with a new name.
04:33:31 Pussy, beer,
04:33:33 anything other than vagina beer.
04:33:38 All the videos unavailable.
04:33:40 That's a shame. Wow.
04:33:47 Look at the ad for it though.
04:33:48 I like.
04:33:48 I like the ad.
04:33:50 True. The lobster story's potentially true.
04:33:53 I think the ad might sell some beer just by itself.
04:33:58 Remember when all beer
04:33:59 commercials were like this instead of
04:34:02 the name?
04:34:03 I'm not even going to ever perpetuate.
04:34:05 Had to do with the beer that I won't perpetuate
04:34:09 the name.
04:34:09 Don't want to say the name, but these tab beer commercials
04:34:12 just like this.
04:34:20 Yeah.
04:34:20 We don't need to find Amouranth.
04:34:21 I want to know what this lady is.
04:34:27 Any one of the people watching know what lot is.
04:34:29 What country is it?
04:34:30 Lady through fucking story.
04:34:32 Holy shit.
04:34:37 Poland.
04:34:38 Oh, it's Poland. The beer is in Poland.
04:34:40 Of course it's Polish.
04:34:41 But you want a beer? Either polish.
04:34:44 Fuck the polish. I'm married.
04:34:45 I married 100% Polish person, so fuck you importing Italian.
04:34:50 I'm Italian and I've been in an appalling Bulloch.
04:34:53 I'm Polish Italian.
04:34:54 So go slow yourself.
04:34:57 I got the roots, dude, Who the fuck I want?
04:35:00 Nobody has the right to do whatever they want.
04:35:02 You have the right Do you want until it infringes on my right
04:35:04 to do whatever you want and then fuck you to.
04:35:08 But you're Polish, so you may not figure that out for me.
04:35:10 I'll be long gone, but my right to do whatever I want, I'll be long gone
04:35:14 By the time you figure out what I said.
04:35:17 You know, as a joke, that's a joke because you're Polish and I'm not.
04:35:20 Is it on the square?
04:35:22 No, I'm just going to read it.
04:35:24 Is it a link or you're going to read it?
04:35:26 Yeah, it's. It's pointless. It's.
04:35:27 I've read it, but there's this apparently is a true story.
04:35:31 Susan DeLuca and the Miracle of Life.
04:35:33 One morning around 5 a.m.
04:35:35 20, two year old Susan DeLuca, the beauty
04:35:39 of Kittery, Maine, woke up with a painful need to urinate.
04:35:43 At first she thought she had diarrhea, but she stood up
04:35:47 out of bed and realized that it was urinary pain.
04:35:49 And it was very similar
04:35:51 to the feeling of having the diarrhea just out of the wrong hole
04:35:54 Chihuahua to the toilet.
04:35:55 And upon sitting on it, her vagina
04:35:56 erupted into the most horrific, messy farting noise anyone has ever heard.
04:36:01 So that's some exaggeration. By the hour by the
04:36:05 author
04:36:06 in Paralyzing Pain, Mr.
04:36:08 Lucci, for the next few minutes, continued to push and squirt out of her body,
04:36:12 burning, tired of retch and he
04:36:17 gripped the sides of the toilet.
04:36:19 White knuckle.
04:36:19 She was screaming wildly, and the neighbors called the police.
04:36:24 When the medics arrived, they found Miss Jill do the Nucci.
04:36:29 Yeah, they spelled their name differently.
04:36:31 Okay.
04:36:31 This is a terrible article.
04:36:33 Debauchery, right? Probably written by.
04:36:36 I know, because there's a lot of comments here
04:36:39 that claim that this is a true story
04:36:43 just lying on the floor of her bedroom wearing nothing but her bathrobe.
04:36:46 Running down her leg was a stream of brown and green,
04:36:50 the Medicare to transfer to a stretcher.
04:36:52 So she grabbed her left leg, which was crossing her other leg to straighten out.
04:36:58 She was lying there, all twisted up.
04:37:00 When he lifted her leg to straighten her out,
04:37:03 he exposed the vagina, at which point a creature no larger
04:37:06 than the tip of a finger were wormed its way out of her genitals
04:37:10 and landed on the floor with a wet popping sound.
04:37:15 Shocked, the medic scare stared at the creature that was on table
04:37:22 and the tiled
04:37:23 bathroom floor in a casing of mucus.
04:37:27 It was a tiny mud shrimp, and it sat there on the cold
04:37:31 for gasping for water while flapping itself back and forth.
04:37:35 The horrified medic turned to the toilet as he felt the nausea set in
04:37:40 when he put his face down into the toilet to puke.
04:37:42 He then saw a horror of what he saw.
04:37:46 It was so horrific that to this day
04:37:47 you cannot look into a toilet without convulsing
04:37:51 even an empty toilet.
04:37:52 That's a lot.
04:37:53 The entire toilet bowl was boiling with baby brown mud, shrimp
04:37:58 flipping and splashing at the furious at a furious pace.
04:38:02 If you think that's bad, wait until you hear how it happened.
04:38:05 Ms.. Deluges Official death was a result of a combination of shock
04:38:09 and severe head trauma.
04:38:11 She stood up over the toilet in pain.
04:38:12 When she saw what she had done.
04:38:16 She went into shock and self-managing her head on the toilet.
04:38:19 And then to the floor.
04:38:21 It's believed medical by medical police
04:38:26 that on the two nights before the incident, she had purchased
04:38:29 live lobster at a fish market while lying in a tub.
04:38:33 She gently inserted the creature's tail into her vagina
04:38:36 to deserve to derive pleasure.
04:38:40 At that point, she held a lighter.
04:38:42 So I remember hearing about this as a kid in elementary school
04:38:45 that some chick put a fucking lobster backwards in her pussy
04:38:49 and put a lighter up to its face to get it to move around and react.
04:38:54 At that point, she held a lighter under the creature's face,
04:38:56 causing it to flap its tail in a violent snapping motion.
04:39:02 The medics found a lesbian triplex video
04:39:05 in the VCR, The TV
04:39:09 and the TV
04:39:09 was positioned on a table in front of the tub.
04:39:12 The lobster was found in a kitchen garbage
04:39:16 can wrapped in paper bag traces of Mr.
04:39:19 Lucci's DNA were found on the lobster, along with pubic hair,
04:39:23 as it had wedge themselves within the lobsters tail joints.
04:39:26 The lobsters,
04:39:28 digestive tract and
04:39:29 colon were found to be full of mud, shrimp, egg casings.
04:39:33 Doctors believed that the lobster and in them
04:39:37 they are in the water at fish markets
04:39:39 and are usually harmlessly boiled to death.
04:39:43 And the lobster had crept them out into the blue cheese and she was,
04:39:48 when she was torturing it made mushroom only take two days to gestate.
04:39:53 And Mr.
04:39:54 Lukey was only four days away from getting her period.
04:39:57 Doctors believe at that point, her menstrual cycle,
04:40:01 at that point of her menstrual cycle, her womb was the perfect balance
04:40:06 to grow mushrooms, which are much larger version than the popular sea monkey parts.
04:40:11 Which is funny because I got to see monkey parts of the
04:40:16 Christmas slash birthday present
04:40:18 for my girlfriend because she's here this year.
04:40:21 She got them for her niece because her niece
04:40:23 just wanted fish and different stuff.
04:40:24 So they got sea monkeys and I was like,
04:40:25 Those are cool and they're easy to take care of.
04:40:28 That is if I'm Anthony Bryant, if I go on vacation
04:40:31 like I want fish and stuff, I just can't if I go on fucking if I go away for
04:40:35 fucking week for work, I
04:40:38 fucking feed them fuckers.
04:40:41 So whatever
04:40:43 got to piss me to do,
04:40:46 almost don't pay to grow these.
04:40:48 My chances are a much larger version of the popular semen
04:40:51 sold throughout the US over that the eggs it hatched
04:40:54 and the mushroom began doubling in size every 10 minutes.
04:40:57 You can imagine the pain she was in when she woke up that morning
04:41:00 and gave birth well over 1000 troops in her toilet.
04:41:04 And we're going to go for a piss break.
04:41:07 Happy birthday.
04:41:58 Life is fucking relentless,
04:42:01 especially if you're fucking a lobster.
04:42:05 Please do not put a lighter up
04:42:07 to a lobster and try to fuck them.
04:42:10 But apparently the lobster monster kind of came in her because they had babies.
04:42:14 And were the babies like full lobster or were they actual
04:42:17 lobster human at that point?
04:42:28 I know that no matter what,
04:42:30 somehow jaw adds in some kind of animal fucking,
04:42:36 but it was only when I called them out for other sexual things
04:42:40 that he leaned in more to the animal fucking from away from the,
04:42:46 you know, stick another thing somewhere.
04:42:52 Where is the wheel of fortune?
04:42:55 I have this queued up still like I was going to play it
04:43:03 and no, and
04:43:13 I like to the way
04:43:14 whoever created it put a long dramatic pause there.
04:43:17 So yeah.
04:43:19 So he does have a different background than everybody else, right?
04:43:21 Or is he just.
04:43:23 Oh, yes.
04:43:23 Even see that these are even the same people.
04:43:26 These are three women.
04:43:28 Yeah.
04:43:30 So that's part of it right there.
04:43:33 Right.
04:43:35 Well that's,
04:43:35 that's San Francisco in the background and they happen to like it there. Right.
04:43:38 You know, he's in the one in the middle and.
04:43:40 He is kind of a little girl, you mean. So he.
04:43:42 Yeah, but no. Let's see if I can get a better shot.
04:43:44 You can go now. It's all blurry, but
04:43:51 yeah, it's fun.
04:43:52 Like it was a completely different fucking.
04:43:54 Yeah, it's totally.
04:43:56 Although that could be.
04:43:57 Looks like that fucking.
04:43:59 Spit in there.
04:44:01 It's Matt.
04:44:01 I'm telling you, it's the video game.
04:44:03 They took video game clips, and then this is probably the guy who made it.
04:44:08 But usually when they when someone because it looks like somebody
04:44:12 other than the freaking dozens are spinning it
04:44:13 Usually when that's the case, it's usually when the round is
04:44:17 they need to do the speed round or whatever.
04:44:19 When They're guessing forever.
04:44:20 The host will spin the fucking wheel and then every single letter will be
04:44:25 he got lazy.
04:44:26 Last couple years.
04:44:27 He's like, I so-and-so to spin the wheel.
04:44:30 Finally, for me, I'm like, Didn't he used to do that?
04:44:32 And I'm like, Yeah, no, he doesn't walk over anymore.
04:44:33 But yeah, you're right. They definitely spin.
04:44:36 That's what I'm saying.
04:44:37 I don't know this full back.
04:44:39 Yeah, this footage is from the video game.
04:44:41 That's just funny. Regardless, what
04:44:45 seat did you watch your movie?
04:44:46 What to
04:44:47 watch? Watch.
04:44:48 See, that's a that's a still shot.
04:44:50 Vanna White does not move wheel just like the
04:44:54 brandy or I guess we should do when I saw a fourth person pop up there.
04:45:01 Well, I mean, you could have just they could have literally taken the still shot
04:45:06 and put anything over Look, do you see do you see my mom's pointers on there?
04:45:10 Right. Yeah.
04:45:10 You see that? There's a there's a person here.
04:45:13 There's a person here
04:45:15 and there's a person here.
04:45:17 When it plays, there's fourth person that's going to pop up.
04:45:19 Yeah. So is this the host, though? That's fair to say?
04:45:22 That's Pat Sajak.
04:45:23 I don't know.
04:45:24 Yeah, there's red, yellow, green.
04:45:26 I done this better.
04:45:27 They could have taken concerns in guessing Ed Fine.
04:45:31 Find any contestant that gets the letter.
04:45:33 And I appreciate the thick the camp it's like even codes that like.
04:45:38 Yes, of course. This is obviously fake. At least I hope it's that.
04:45:40 I guess maybe to avoid liability, Maybe that's an actual person
04:45:44 and they just spice them in there.
04:45:45 And then and I also appreciate that you make videos.
04:45:47 You're like, dude, I would have made it so much better.
04:45:52 Well, stuff like that bothers me.
04:45:53 I wish I could have even done that.
04:45:55 Yeah, it's fucking pretty obvious.
04:46:00 Pretty outrageous.
04:46:01 That's definitely what That's definitely three women.
04:46:02 I don't know, Maybe that could be a man, because I thought that.
04:46:04 But no, I haven't done
04:46:07 multiple. Yeah. What were they?
04:46:09 What would that mean?
04:46:11 There was no way to clap.
04:46:12 And then what was clap in there. At least
04:46:16 this is in the future.
04:46:17 What's that,
04:46:19 bitches?
04:46:22 Oh, that was fucking loud bitches.
04:46:25 In the future.
04:46:26 I don't listen to women.
04:46:27 I tell them to shut up.
04:46:30 Oh, I like Marnie
04:46:35 or a Wheel of Fortune Money.
04:46:40 So that's another fake one.
04:46:42 That's cute, but sounded like Trump didn't sound like Trump saying
04:46:45 bitches in the future. So, you know, what?
04:46:47 Do you know what the answer is? I know what the answer is.
04:46:49 I don't know what I'm pissed because the Israelis wouldn't even do any deer flags
04:46:56 just now.
04:46:57 Just now you realize that? Yeah.
04:46:58 I just realized they got, like, a room full of.
04:47:00 I'm like, Fuck an asshole.
04:47:03 Yeah. Keep, though, don't they?
04:47:04 They're not topical.
04:47:06 Some of them can be because of It's a holiday.
04:47:08 I try to find something that's a bit more if there's any that are niggardly.
04:47:11 Well, they're easy to find though it's really easy to find the stuff.
04:47:15 That bitch does that every day. And we do this show once a week.
04:47:18 So there's there's Oh way I didn't change the video.
04:47:20 I'm certainly official.
04:47:21 Dear Abby this question's which are probably made up,
04:47:26 but I hear Abby's advice compared to
04:47:30 the voice is just funny to consider
04:47:35 because this motherfucker's,
04:47:39 Oh, bitches in the future.
04:47:42 That's a thing.
04:47:44 Yeah. Yeah.
04:47:44 Totally fit on the screen I was talking about. It sounds like.
04:47:47 It sounds like says Bitches In the future.
04:47:49 It's not even the right lettering that they use.
04:47:52 Like the future.
04:47:56 But no, it's a real puzzle.
04:47:57 Or maybe it's not. Yeah, the letters are fucked up.
04:47:59 Yeah, they're artificial.
04:48:00 Like an advertisement for bitcoin
04:48:04 futures. In the future.
04:48:05 Okay.
04:48:08 He just happened to come out.
04:48:10 Glover just happens to have a bitcoin channel, so yeah, he probably made it up.
04:48:14 But hey, we want to do that a little to copyright.
04:48:17 Sure, why not?
04:48:18 So when I was in Nashville, I just went to a bunch of random bars.
04:48:23 There was a bunch of people
04:48:27 perform music
04:48:28 and they're there asking for tips and stuff.
04:48:31 They're doing cover songs.
04:48:33 What point does the the artists the were artists need to take a cut of that?
04:48:39 As an original artist, I wouldn't give a shit
04:48:42 and I would assume that most of the decent ones
04:48:45 that are making a shitload of money.
04:48:46 So at this point, to think about it realistically, what did they
04:48:49 probably make?
04:48:50 52 500 bucks?
04:48:52 So what are you asking for?
04:48:54 I mean, if you were a dick of a muse, you know, if you if you're Leonard Skynyrd
04:48:58 and you wrote that you're going to come to John Smith, who's been playing on the,
04:49:02 you know, street musician or in a bar open night and be like, Dude, you owe me $25.
04:49:08 No, but it's funny cause
04:49:10 Leonard Skinner did, like, perform The Left of the Leftovers.
04:49:13 A letter Skinner performed in there.
04:49:16 And we didn't see it.
04:49:16 It was at a free frickin, but we weren't going. Honestly,
04:49:19 I picked a band that I had, like, a 99% chance that you said cover band.
04:49:23 So I figured I had a 99% chance that they probably played, especially Nashville,
04:49:27 unless it was all country.
04:49:28 It may have played a lot, though.
04:49:31 The one country band did make of some of the other places
04:49:34 that are playing like pop music and shit
04:49:37 because they were playing real country, whatever.
04:49:39 I don't give a shit about one person in Nashville.
04:49:42 I'm a fan of more music anyway, not country, but my girlfriend
04:49:45 and I try so hard to like country, but I hated it.
04:49:49 There are some stuff I like now,
04:49:50 but it's more of the stuff that people the country regulars don't like.
04:49:54 Because I like the country that's more of like a rock.
04:49:57 I like a rock song that's kind of got country influence the verses, but like Nick,
04:50:03 what's the guy from
04:50:04 Detroit who's country ish Kid Rock is what you're going to get.
04:50:08 Is it like Kid Rock or do you mean like
04:50:10 Garth Brooks?
04:50:11 Because he's so Kid Rock and Dirt Girl is just gay?
04:50:14 I would even say he's kind of a he.
04:50:17 He when you said rock and roll and he he tried for friends in low places,
04:50:20 that's Garth Brooks tried for 20 years to be a rock and roll star.
04:50:24 Gaylord
04:50:25 They were.
04:50:26 Chris Gaines No Garth Brooks from way back when.
04:50:29 I know for 20 years. How about Chris Gaines?
04:50:31 You know Chris Gaines? No.
04:50:33 So Garth Brooks I think it was one album.
04:50:37 He he was by alter ego, and the alter ego was Chris.
04:50:41 And so yeah it nobody it was, it was like it was like hee hee.
04:50:46 It was
04:50:48 played as if it was two different people.
04:50:51 It wasn't like, that must have been, was it, after he was famous as a country star?
04:50:55 Yeah. Yeah.
04:50:56 He must've been trying again because I'm talking about
04:50:58 when he was younger, he literally, I think in like the late nineties,
04:51:02 you can find him trying to write and play rock and roll and the industry
04:51:05 just threw him out and sucked in one time as a country star, though, he shot the.
04:51:11 It's so much easier to be a country star is what I'm trying to say.
04:51:14 Yeah, I love it.
04:51:17 I mean, it's difficult regardless and yeah, not, not easy at all, but yeah,
04:51:21 yeah, I hear that by his evidence, he sure couldn't be a rock pop star.
04:51:25 You know, Pop,
04:51:26 it's South Park did the whole thing with the Christian scene where it's like,
04:51:31 you know, if we Cartman's idea was get rich quick and it was a
04:51:35 we all becoming Christian artists
04:51:37 you have a demographic of X amount of people
04:51:40 that are going to buy that type of music no matter what.
04:51:44 And he goes, world will at least make some because there's a market for it,
04:51:48 whether we believe it or not.
04:51:50 Who gives a shit like I fucking loved
04:51:53 for there was a time where I loved Stryper
04:51:56 and then I found out they were a Christian metal band
04:51:59 and I'm like, I guess because, you know, sometimes you really can't hear
04:52:02 all the music and understand the words.
04:52:04 Yeah, my, my era would be P.O.D.
04:52:07 Was that But I remember. P.O.D.
04:52:10 Yeah. AS Chris They're not Christian early.
04:52:11 Christian Yeah, they were Yeah.
04:52:13 They didn't swear at all.
04:52:14 You didn't you would have never noticed
04:52:17 but they weren't like singing about their No, what they Viper was like,
04:52:21 it was more like, it was kind of like music Striper was like an Ozzy band,
04:52:24 but instead of singing about biting, you know?
04:52:26 I know as you never did a bat
04:52:28 biting the bat's head off, but they were singing about church and shit.
04:52:31 It was like totally Christian rock.
04:52:34 And I was like, It wasn't like, go to church, but it was just they didn't
04:52:37 swear.
04:52:37 It was non parental advisory music, the whole album.
04:52:41 You was zero swearing and it was just, you know, just your
04:52:45 in fucking what song they had.
04:52:47 There was Creed. That's another.
04:52:49 I don't like them.
04:52:50 Yeah.
04:52:51 No they were terrible early Christians It's but was their the same day
04:52:55 they like we're kind of mildly religious so you're not aware
04:52:59 of the band Striper from the eighties they want to get rid of them
04:53:03 so you know like iron Maiden and Dio and all those style bands which were like,
04:53:08 basically
04:53:09 they weren't satanic, but they were all like dragons and goth and shit.
04:53:12 They tried to cover that, but they were religious
04:53:16 it's which do it.
04:53:18 I won't be.
04:53:18 I wonder if I could find a song.
04:53:21 Probably horrible. Now.
04:53:26 No, I don't recognize any of these
04:53:33 great.
04:53:37 Okay, so it's a bit much.
04:53:39 It's not saying that, but it's like Dio
04:53:41 Deal would be like, the devil's coming to you.
04:53:43 You know,
04:53:43 they're like singing the same exact style, but with like Christian hymns and shit.
04:53:48 And it was
04:53:50 it was bizarre.
04:53:51 They didn't used to be that obvious either.
04:53:53 When I first listened to it, I wasn't sure.
04:53:54 And then it was like, uh,
04:53:57 frightening.
04:54:01 What they don't know as they're trying to drop dead
04:54:04 people, trying to draw people to God, and they're scaring people away quickly.
04:54:09 Frighteningly, yeah.
04:54:11 When it gets a bit too like,
04:54:14 obvious.
04:54:15 Yeah, I just.
04:54:17 Yeah, I don't care what whatever your message is.
04:54:21 Yeah.
04:54:21 It should never be obvious.
04:54:24 I want to see what
04:54:25 the Now there's a should there be atheistic
04:54:28 metal,
04:54:30 autistic,
04:54:32 atheistic,
04:54:35 atheistic autistic.
04:54:37 Autistic.
04:54:39 What's the difference really that much.
04:54:48 We can't do.
04:54:48 Ask. Pledge without pledge. So
04:54:52 how sweet.
04:54:53 There is a band just called Atheists.
04:54:55 Great.
04:55:00 Oh, I prepared nothing.
04:55:07 I was completely niggardly for that.
04:55:10 I prepared nothing.
04:55:11 I was completely niggardly for the show.
04:55:13 I brought it.
04:55:14 I brought it niggardly level, very stingy
04:55:18 for people that are just tuning in.
04:55:19 I mean, stingy, cheap.
04:55:21 Not what you think it means.
04:55:23 It changed the title a bit.
04:55:26 Well, did you get all the shit?
04:55:28 What shit from a little turd fagot?
04:55:32 Yeah.
04:55:33 Yeah.
04:55:34 You want to go ahead and go and read it?
04:55:36 Did you address this last color that?
04:55:38 That was a while ago. So go ahead, read it.
04:55:41 Blow Inside Pincher like a balloon.
04:55:43 Oh, you did say that. Never mind.
04:55:45 I know.
04:55:46 I want to hear you say. Yeah, I remember that.
04:55:48 I remember that on your own. That was fucking.
04:55:51 I made the squeaks turd.
04:55:53 Little tired of that
04:55:56 name.
04:55:57 Oh look.
04:55:57 33 comes back around if flipped out a fagot.
04:56:00 Is that vocal.
04:56:02 The turtle could call in there.
04:56:04 Yeah.
04:56:05 The one guy during the marathon kept saying, When can I call in?
04:56:09 Why aren't you doing time?
04:56:10 Why aren't you guys talking to me?
04:56:13 And you say, right?
04:56:14 Sometimes we get retarded
04:56:16 and we don't look at the chat because it's like in the corner.
04:56:20 Yeah. No, I've Been looking at it.
04:56:21 I got it over here on the regular feed to
04:56:25 I survive and
04:56:26 I've been blown up the the main showed on my screen
04:56:31 number one so I don't get distracted but got the second I fucking joined
04:56:35 the chair the fucking second I joined earlier Gary.
04:56:39 Oh work.
04:56:40 It only seems so much a draw and so I instantly
04:56:42 just fucking killed the fucking video feed.
04:56:46 I know shit
04:56:48 still comes up
04:56:50 well.
04:56:51 Oh, so I thought it was Gary and me.
04:56:55 I think it is.
04:56:57 Well, who's the asshole? Me.
04:57:00 All right, as long as you will in a minute.
04:57:02 Wait a minute.
04:57:03 As long as you're willing to admit we can move on.
04:57:10 All right.
04:57:12 That.
04:57:13 Wait a minute.
04:57:13 Like, make sure I don't die
04:57:16 down nine one.
04:57:17 And if you don't?
04:57:19 So on Christmas, I put my Christmas present in here.
04:57:22 That peachy fucking incredible shit
04:57:25 every day at.
04:57:26 The end of the day when I fill it and when I get to the end, there's
04:57:28 a little bit of that shit packed in there and I forget all about it.
04:57:31 And I take a big old fucking cackle of it.
04:57:34 And from what I can tell, I'm at the end
04:57:37 of the pack.
04:57:39 Took a big old crack of the fucking 41% shit.
04:57:42 Just there I can tell.
04:57:43 Big old caregiver shit now my mouth tastes like peaches y I know.
04:57:47 What the fuck did you say?
04:57:48 It still hit me.
04:57:52 It was something about the chat or something.
04:57:54 Was it was going to be okay?
04:57:56 Oh no, it is because I. I blow up the phone.
04:57:59 I was just making fun of Gary because he was, like, eyeballing
04:58:02 anything that when I popped in, it was like,
04:58:06 Ooh, squirrel.
04:58:08 But yeah, I, it's still even with the main screen open in the up
04:58:12 in the top left on my end, I still, for whatever reason,
04:58:17 ignore it a lot of times and then it'll be like an hour
04:58:20 later I'm like, oh look that says stuff up there.
04:58:22 And I'm like, I wonder why that happened.
04:58:24 And I was like, Oh, like an hour ago.
04:58:27 I'm pretty pissed because there's 18 watching
04:58:29 and there's only fucking four thumbs up,
04:58:32 brother asshole.
04:58:33 So and I don't care if you don't like it, then hit the thumbs down.
04:58:36 Yeah.
04:58:37 Either like it or don't don't like it or just watch.
04:58:41 I'm actually just know
04:58:42 if you're going to want to watch it, at least like I like it or don't like it
04:58:48 because
04:58:50 it puts it more in the vein.
04:58:51 If you're like, I'm pretty proud.
04:58:53 So it's a good thing.
04:58:54 Is that a good sign that people are impartial?
04:58:56 At least they don't hate it.
04:58:57 So love it, but they don't hate it. They're impartial.
04:59:00 I'll be honest, I don't ever feed you feedback or thumbs up.
04:59:03 I don't know if I'm an older generation or it's my privacy thing
04:59:07 and I do I mean, I everything I do in life has something attached to that nowadays.
04:59:11 Please rate us after the fact.
04:59:12 You know, I understand if I did it, it make life better.
04:59:14 But I don't I mean, that's I'm part of the problem.
04:59:16 We have to be watching
04:59:19 There's a there's a weird
04:59:22 there's a weird thing about like if it was say a Facebook situation
04:59:27 and it's somebody that, you know, there you know, the charity like,
04:59:30 oh, I know this person, whatever.
04:59:32 I'll like it when it comes to like something that you run into on a YouTube.
04:59:37 Really, I'm only going to like it if I absolutely think
04:59:41 it was either beneficial
04:59:42 or I thought they did a good job or that it was entertaining.
04:59:45 I don't know. Treat it like tipping.
04:59:48 Can kind of.
04:59:49 Yeah, No I, I've got a aerogarden which is I've been trying
04:59:54 to grow like lettuce and shit and stuff and it does it so I buy one of them.
04:59:59 Thanks.
04:59:59 Hydroponic system.
05:00:00 Yeah, they fucking kick ass, dude.
05:00:02 It's great.
05:00:03 Which one?
05:00:04 That I just watched a couple of weird veggies.
05:00:06 One was just a weird Asian bitch who had a terrible accent but hilarious to me, but
05:00:13 left her a great comment.
05:00:14 And so like, yeah, like you helped me decide which unit to that
05:00:18 gave me the positives and negatives.
05:00:20 And so like in that instance, I'm the type of person that's going
05:00:23 to thumbs up and comment when it comes to a show like this.
05:00:27 I was like, You're really coming back every week
05:00:31 because you really are intrigued with the content here.
05:00:34 Like then I guess you would like,
05:00:37 but then you would like want to try to do it every single time.
05:00:40 Like that would be a consistent nature.
05:00:42 But I started I started liking a lot more since we started this show
05:00:47 because I think I have more empathy for the creator show.
05:00:50 But I could I don't I don't give a shit.
05:00:52 I don't I don't do a plus, you know, I'm saying I don't base any of it on ours.
05:00:56 I just I'm like, wow, they
05:00:58 some people really need that thumbs up in the algorithm and to get the
05:01:01 to get your show to move up the ranks if that's what people want.
05:01:04 Which in turn are you giving the charity thumbs?
05:01:06 Are these people of the.
05:01:08 No, no, no.
05:01:09 I'm saying where normally I look and I'd be like, wow, I agree.
05:01:12 I should thumbs up. I normally never would.
05:01:14 But lately, since I maybe I have empathy being like
05:01:19 on the other end of the show,
05:01:20 I did thumbs up more than I hope they thumbs up us.
05:01:24 So it's disappointing when you about thumbs up
05:01:27 like you're literally asking for it.
05:01:28 Maybe, just maybe we get another one.
05:01:31 No. If you think that we're pandering, then don't fucking do it.
05:01:35 No, I'm not I'm just running out of things to say because it's just.
05:01:38 I think we're pandering. Then don't click it like.
05:01:41 Yeah, don't. Don't. We did.
05:01:43 We got our first thumbs down in fucking like nine months.
05:01:47 I think I actually do that now.
05:01:48 I'm just going to.
05:01:50 That would disappoint me, actually.
05:01:51 I was like, Oh, we've arrived somebody.
05:01:54 And I'm like, What the fuck did they? We've arrived.
05:01:56 Somebody actually hates us.
05:01:57 Somebody had enough energy to watch and say, no.
05:02:02 Yeah, I honestly, I whatever.
05:02:05 For whatever reason, I tend to
05:02:08 enjoy negativity more than positivity.
05:02:10 I don't know.
05:02:11 You're going fraud or whatever.
05:02:13 Oh, fuck.
05:02:14 That means that's what I don't know the name.
05:02:17 What is it? The German word that Gary said six times.
05:02:20 You take pleasure in other Pizer displeasure.
05:02:22 Kizer, Schwab.
05:02:23 And no, I don't take in people's displeasure.
05:02:27 I just don't.
05:02:29 I just focus on negative more than positive.
05:02:31 Whether that be in a
05:02:33 negative or positive light, I don't know.
05:02:36 Wait a minute. That doesn't make sense.
05:02:38 It doesn't in the way I said it, but it does in my head because I can
05:02:42 I can look at a negative situation and find clarity in it.
05:02:47 Maybe in your head.
05:02:49 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
05:02:50 No, I've always said I get like,
05:02:52 I'm willing to make fun of anything as long as it's not happening to me.
05:02:55 Like,
05:02:57 I understand most of it.
05:02:58 It's probably make fun of it, too.
05:03:02 Even better. Yeah. Actually makes it better.
05:03:04 If I woke up tomorrow would follow that cancer I would make I would.
05:03:07 I would make jokes.
05:03:11 Oof, that's pretty heavy.
05:03:14 But yeah, you should
05:03:17 have it.
05:03:18 Because I thought about cancer
05:03:20 as you're eating on Mike, I'm not.
05:03:22 I'm sucking on my butt and the sweat and the lips.
05:03:26 I got something and slapping lips around. I'm not interested.
05:03:29 Thanks for the offer. It was a big mistake.
05:03:32 You want to?
05:03:32 Oh, yeah, sure.
05:03:35 I've never done a vape pen.
05:03:37 Yeah. I don't do drugs either.
05:03:39 No, I mean, as far as my delivery.
05:03:41 Reminding you, you brought it up.
05:03:43 As far as my delivery system, I've never done anything
05:03:45 but straight flower ingest, inhaler, not ingest,
05:03:49 inhale.
05:03:51 Do that.
05:03:52 Over the years with different devices,
05:03:54 I've tried plenty of different vaporizing.
05:03:58 But do you know there volcano number one is like be still like top of the line.
05:04:04 Yeah I've done that but that still just flower
05:04:06 that's in there but it is a different it a slightly different hybrid It's cleaner
05:04:10 it's just the way it is.
05:04:11 But I mean your vape pen is not pure grown marijuana.
05:04:15 There's other shit in there.
05:04:16 They have the delivery system typically is the problem
05:04:19 glycol, which is
05:04:22 it's in preservatives for food and shit.
05:04:25 It's not harmful, but
05:04:29 the people that want to sit on products point to that.
05:04:33 The whole stigma actually with vaping products and having that stigma of it.
05:04:38 Oh, they're being dangerous.
05:04:39 I actually started with very
05:04:42 it was the breeze pens. Um,
05:04:47 at the
05:04:48 time and because there was companies that were copying that very same style,
05:04:52 a pen in the mirror saying look, it was a knockoff.
05:04:56 Chinese one that was causing it.
05:04:59 There was the medical particles you see in the fucking commercials with the truth
05:05:03 commercials because the truth you should go after smoking it up vaping.
05:05:07 Or you can get metal metal particles in your lungs, like all that.
05:05:12 The vape pen that caused that stigma was, a knockoff
05:05:17 Chinese pen that existed for a very brief period of time.
05:05:21 But that caused enough
05:05:24 shit to make people have the wrong stigma
05:05:27 and that this is 100 times safer than
05:05:33 combustion smoking.
05:05:35 No way you're actually breathing in that char the charas What's bad for you?
05:05:39 The carcinogens. This is carcinogen free
05:05:45 or little to non carcinogen.
05:05:48 Also, they're not free.
05:05:52 That's interesting.
05:05:54 But I will say vape pen versus volcano
05:06:00 versus smoking versus edible.
05:06:04 I would rather smoke all day long because you do
05:06:07 get other cannabinoids that play off of each other.
05:06:11 I love this.
05:06:12 The feeling of actually smoking it.
05:06:14 There is no substitute for that.
05:06:16 These don't substitute it no matter what the fuck it is.
05:06:19 Even any of the four can concentrate hates any you do
05:06:23 and dabs you're doing whatever.
05:06:25 It doesn't substitute the fucking feeling
05:06:28 of actually smoking marijuana period.
05:06:31 Yeah, that's all I do.
05:06:33 Sometimes I take thc liquid, soak it in a tampon and shove it up my ass.
05:06:37 But other than that, it's straight smoking.
05:06:44 Well, that's all for Today Show.
05:06:46 Thanks for joining us.
05:06:50 I got
05:06:52 no Gary face.
05:06:53 Is it gone?
05:06:55 Gary Face?
05:06:56 Oh, no.
05:06:57 Was your attorney here?
05:06:58 Because I didn't know you had.
05:07:02 I took the hat off of him.
05:07:03 You got anything else?
05:07:04 I got nothing. No, but you got to.
05:07:07 You got to keep his face up there while I play the words. Oh, yeah.
05:07:10 So it seems to work, man.
05:07:13 And I got to put it on here.
05:07:14 We gave looks
05:07:17 about some below.
05:07:20 All right.
05:07:20 I'll see you next week,
05:07:22 buddy. Do
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