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It's 10:00.
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Do you know what your frequency is?
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Hi, I'm Gary.
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Welcome to Fladge Rants Live.
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Here is how water resonates
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at 528 hertz
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and 432 hertz.
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And then interesting.
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It's like a little snowflake.
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Well,
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so today's topic is resonance,
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mostly sonic harmonic resonance,
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but also, I'd like to touch on Rupert
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Sheldrake theory of morphic resonance.
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Now, I had to look it up because morphic sounds like change,
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you know, like metamorphosis, but morphic simply means form.
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So creatures of a certain form or type,
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if they can
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resonate,
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they can communicate
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with one another using vibrations.
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Now, this makes sense when you think about
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the kind of physics
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approach to the world being
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a series of wave functions, we are all just a wave function.
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And you know how waves work.
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If they collide sometimes, if the crest meets the
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they multiply and if the trough rates across, they nullify. And
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so I didn't have to
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look far to find a conspiracy theory.
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And that has to do with the the the Hertz
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that we use to play music.
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There's a there's a standard of it was thought for years that the
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conspiracy theory was we were being forced to listen to music at order 40 hertz
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to make us more aggressive.
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So then it was standardized to for 32 hertz,
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and it looks like a 528 hertz
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clip possibly is the ideal
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frequency with which for a
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for you and for healing
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the Schumann resonance
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is the the frequency of the the earth
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the actual that are our home here
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and that is approximately eight hertz.
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So you'll notice that that most of these
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desirable frequencies are even multiples
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of of eight that that Schumann resonance, the
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frequency at which the the earth resonates.
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Now my
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my dream is to come up with zero point energy.
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If I fail at that.
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I do want to cure cancer
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with one of these suppressed technologies that I keep talking about.
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And this one is simply called the rice machine.
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The rice machine uses
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sonic resonance
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to attack cancer cells.
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The rice machine can do a lot of things.
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I'm sure I've spoken about the the brown tone before
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and the brown sound is simply a frequency
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that makes you poop.
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And so the right machine was stifled.
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And someone doesn't want the cure to cancer.
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Getting out there
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because it has true potential.
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Now, the reason
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I first got interested in harmonic
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resonance was it sounded
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like a legitimate method
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by which to you to move megalithic rocks.
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I'm not sure if
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that's that's a method that can be used.
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All the experiments I've seen is a really late thing and they use
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sonic resonance to hold it in the air.
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But esthetically or hold a really light thing in the air.
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So I'm not completely sold on that.
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But they're like Buddhist monks in Tibet.
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They use these giant horns and they're said
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to be able to levitate rocks.
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I don't know why I don't see
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any video evidence of this.
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So I have to remain a skeptic.
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Any of this resonate with you boys?
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Owen Walker of Flat Dragons
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live and resonates with me just fine.
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We're doing and some are over.
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It's a resonance
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is it's a resonance
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you're asked for.
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It doesn't resonate with me.
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Yeah, it does.
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You don't represent
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the national champions.
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And then the Lions advanced last night by one point.
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I mean,
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you guys never watch football.
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What's football?
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I never.
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I never watch football.
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I'm in the entertainment game.
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But, yeah, I've got other shit to do.
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I like football.
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Yeah, we could be wasting our time on worse.
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Oh, for sure. For sure.
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I'm not, like, hating on it for sure, but
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I dunno. As a
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oh and 16 season
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ticket holder at the time. Oh,
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I can enjoy it now.
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I'm still not getting hype though.
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I mean, we won one playoff game in 30 years by one point.
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Let's just calm down, see?
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See what happens next week.
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It's like we celebrated like we won the Super Bowl,
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which I guess is an improvement because we did.
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We used to, right?
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We used to only do that on draft day and now at least we're doing it
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in the playoffs. So one step at a time.
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I love I love my same old Lions.
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Yeah, I just got here for Christmas.
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Did you guys?
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I don't own much Lions gear because I don't root for losers, So.
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Yeah, I do. I root for the home team.
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I'm not a bandwagon here,
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but I'll get out of the way of a bandwagon because, you know,
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it's.
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Yes, it was Also pull the level lever to have a bandwagon.
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Kill one person instead of five.
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We went over that.
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All right, well, then, since we're on the topic,
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let me just pull something up really quick that I had offhand here.
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So when it comes to fandom, where do you guys sit with like,
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this type of stuff?
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Oh, no.
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Oh, don't worry.
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Oh, yeah. No, I never worry.
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When you bring up videos, I'm completely relaxed.
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We're still on YouTube and everything, so
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it's not like I'm going,
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like horribly absurd.
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Here we go.
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What do you guys feel about this type of behavior?
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The two years your Lions have won the playoffs?
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So far, so good.
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You know, I watched this.
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The guy's a little, little emotional.
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What are you hearing about 30?
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I'm not supposed to know. I'm fine with it.
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I don't know what he went through that day.
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Justify it or.
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No, it's a it's a sport.
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I literally just I just my comment is pretty much just you
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watched somebody else accomplish something and you feel attached to it
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because the team plays in the in a similar vicinity of where you live.
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Hold on.
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That's usually holds up if you're if you're like, I cheered louder to the TV
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than yes that fan that particular fan
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helped them win on two occasions.
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They caused the they had to throw up a flag
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for delay a game and another two, they had to have a timeout.
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So they did participate in the win to some small extent, very small extent.
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I get what you're saying to that.
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Like I like when they say us or we feel like, Dude, you're a fan,
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you're not in the locker room, you're not part of the we mean, they might yeah,
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they might say it in the press conference, but let's be real.
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What's the truth there, too?
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I didn't see out in the field on the other side. No offense.
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This is like the worst thing I've ever said to you in your life.
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I feel like I'm talking to Gary a little bit because,
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like, let let him.
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I mean, so what if they think there's God or so
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what if they think it's the greatest day of the world, you know?
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Oh, pretty much the world pretty much sucks
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is going to make fun of you is all This is what you're like.
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This is you're like.
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Of all the things that I would cry over, this is not one of them.
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Good point.
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I hope this guy is just soft.
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I hope you know he's got nothing.
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What's going on?
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He's got nothing going on is just means that we don't know that he
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he could he's been doing everything wrong at work.
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People are sitting in his food.
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His mom could be someone excuse one excuse say someone that you loved
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and you grew up with.
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Watching the lions is passed on and like,
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this is kind of like something that they wanted.
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I could see maybe.
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Sure. Yeah, that that's the only.
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Oh, you know what?
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I know what it was.
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He's just upset because he missed the game that was premiering on Peacock
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only last night.
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And if he didn't have Peacock, he missed the game.
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So he's not even crying about the Lions. He's crying because he.
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He missed the Kansas City game the night before.
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That's a sidebar. Too far.
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But I heard people complaining about that.
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But I follow wrestling marginally.
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I listen to more about the business of wrestling,
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but they're potentially going to be pushing to a streaming service.
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There's a whole thing of the NFL going to a streaming service is it's brilliant
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because you're paid a flat rate for your content.
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You can get more for it.
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You don't have to worry about
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advertisement dollars and you don't have to worry about ratings.
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It doesn't even matter anymore.
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I think it's
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challenging for me to accept that you have a problem
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with football as a sport, but you're you're wrestling as a sport fan.
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It's a it's a entertainment.
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Yeah.
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And so it's like I say,
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yeah, it's just a it's like a vanilla
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entertainment piece that they don't sprinkle in
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anything that's going on in news or politics.
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It's just very like, I don't like it.
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I don't watch it like die hard.
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Like I'm not like a
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I think you are.
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I listen to more.
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I listen to more podcasts about like, do you now?
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Or did you ever have any wrestling figures or dolls or.
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Yeah, yeah.
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You just like It's a matter of fact.
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Yeah, I just I actually just like a lot of them.
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All of them.
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I want to include GFR.
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Gee, what the fuck is your name mean? What does that
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comment said?
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GFR Jaffar
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Jafari.
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Jaffar Yeah, Jafari is from Allin.
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Yeah, that's what I was thinking.
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That's Jaffar.
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But I think whoever sitting next to you need to do some sit ups do.
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The cut is lost.
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Yeah, it looks like a it looks like a marshmallow or a pillow
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or is it?
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I mean, it's I don't mean to throw a wrench in everything
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by like going straight lines and.
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Yeah, do. Let's do it.
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I love it.
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It was already been more than enough talk.
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Nobody wants to hear that bullshit more than enough.
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But we never, ever get to the other.
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The many other sports shows are that do nothing but sports.
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It's all it's all been said.
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All I want to do is make fun of this guy and potentially this guy because he
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looks like
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the guy next to him.
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And this guy for sure, this guy, number two,
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because he's like, made eye contact with like a little embarrassed on him.
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But do they went live to him
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when Jared Goff was kneeling down the last you know, like when the game was over,
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all they had to do was around the time out, you freeze.
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That's when he was crying.
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He froze up.
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But you're back. Yeah,
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I get it.
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But I don't find something else to live for. Sir.
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Crying over the accomplishment
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again, Crying over the accomplishments of somebody else.
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That that plays for a team that just happens to play near you.
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So for some reason, you feel like you have this direct attachment to it.
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But in my opinion, I have money invested in season tickets
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like I contributed, not like the way the Packers own the team,
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but in some small sense you can contribute.
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I got something for your money. You didn't contribute.
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I don't contribute to Taco Bell because I went there for lunch.
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This box food.
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So just like if somebody were like, follow comment or subscribe
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or join us, that's that's given us a few bucks to support us.
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I supported the Lions.
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That's all I meant with my with my dollars.
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So that I know whether it's right or wrong, I automatically feel like
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I'm entitled and invested emotionally and financially in the team.
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And I mean, I consider myself a relatively sane person,
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but that is insane to think that I have any any like Martha.
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Martha, what are you doing? You didn't ask me.
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Martha used to be the owner, by the way.
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By the way, I used to be the owner.
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But that's the problem.
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Why they can't get anything done.
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Because the owners, a woman.
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Oh, the other.
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So we got your back here.
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Hey, how you doing? That's great.
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Yeah, that's a great frame you have there, too.
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You look wonderful.
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How are you today?
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Outstanding.
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The wood paneling looks great.
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Well, thank you.
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What's resonating with you today?
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The wood paneling.
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The wood paneling.
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One more thing on that football note.
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What do you guys what what's your guy's opinion on them?
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Not letting people put Stafford jerseys in or there was a couple bars in the area
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that would not let people in their bar if they had a Stafford
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Lions jersey on Stafford Lions specifically.
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Do you think it's stupid?
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I think that's like what's so petty and dumb like,
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Yeah, yeah, that is petty.
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And some people only have like one lions jersey
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and it might just be a Stafford Jersey and it's like, here, you can't wear it.
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You can't root for both teams like how, how fucking
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where they were doing that.
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Like that's, that's what I heard.
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Yeah.
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They were even trading you could get a brand new any player
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you wanted if you traded in you're going to go for Matthew Stafford Jersey.
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Yeah. Oh know I think private.
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Private business, they can be as stupid as they want to be.
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Plus, look, it's promoting their business.
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So it worked, good or bad.
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Is that really grounds for kicking somebody? I like?
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I think like, could you have a lawsuit over that for just discriminatory?
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It's not like it's offensive. You know, you can try
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to reason though, except one for one reason you can't.
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That's the only reason, right? If.
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Yeah.
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Anyways, moving on.
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Yeah. Back to the residents.
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Gary talks about the what was it the
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the soft, soft video.
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You saw
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the video
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video one more time
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because you had this black guy eating food.
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I just happened to have.
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Man, I'm hungry. You see, That's why food.
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Because you show videos with food almost right away.
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Just refer to these distinctive sounds by their proper name.
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You eat food because you fail to eat before the show starts.
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You decide to switch frequencies.
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I love that you think there's a certain sound time
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ranging from 174 hertz and 900 anytime after Hertz can highly impact.
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Obviously totally appreciate that spirit. Try it out.
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Let's try to make better choices before the show tomorrow.
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But this mysterious you know,
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you could have the choice of a mute, but I've got a mute button and
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I don't think you two have one on your on the B ancient sausage use scale
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known as just in is renowned for its use in the goring chance.
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But its history can be traced back to the legal times.
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I have to argue if yours is either on or off,
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I'll try driving a car with a button instead of a federal emergency.
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Psychologists and scientists handicapped positive effect on the mind and body.
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Back in the 11th century, a Benedictine monk named Grendel drew
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introduced the musical scale we now know as the sausage.
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You get this
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fancy Austrian tang here, too, but the scale dates back much further.
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The monks used the original six of vegetal notes in their Gregorian chants.
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Although we found you can use frequencies 396
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So even like all this, the Fiji shit goes back to religion.
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People of religious stature, religion, religion created everything.
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Everything goes back to religion,
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Everything and that Weird.
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No, it's not weird.
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So all the religion is claiming it.
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It goes back.
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It goes back to itself or nature or whatever you want to call it,
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to the energy, to the one, to the monks invented it.
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Religion is just trying to define something that's undefinable.
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Let's get that established before we keep calling religion.
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This omnipotent energy is any of the severity of shit like that.
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You guys actually believe it?
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I guess there's a science behind it, but they
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they've had those like, apps where it's like, Oh,
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there was a certain frequency or tonality that if you listen
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to, it'll make you calm or make you whatever
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they're nice to listen to
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because they're usually kind of just, you know, like white noise type shit.
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But I mean, do you guys really think that there's sound frequencies that
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you feel change?
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You or could do?
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Yes. I got a new phone when I put on my favorite song.
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I can't stand when when the one blower comes on whatever frequency it is.
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And I love low base in the car when it makes your nose vibrate.
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I love that.
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But this particular frequency is not in tune with me.
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Just when my inducer motor goes on for about 30 seconds
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before the furnace starts.
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Can't be anywhere near it. I can't hear it.
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I can't.
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I mean, I can't hear anything else.
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I can't concentrate.
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It takes over everything.
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So it definitely resonates in a bad way with me.
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But then when you like whispering Trump
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in the in the in the mike, I get all tingly in both places.
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That resonates the other way where it I'm all like, Who
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resonates in your pants?
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No, not there.
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More up in the back of my neck and brain.
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What the fuck is wrong with you?
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A lot of
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a lot of things. My pants.
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My pants is for my wife.
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Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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You get to have never been turned on by another man.
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I never have.
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I've been repulsed.
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Completely repulsed.
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So you guys got real quiet all of a sudden, You know?
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But I like I want to dive back to Gary
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because Gary hasn't said anything, and I kind of want to.
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Yeah, that's why I'm playing the video.
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But you go back to it
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being turned on by another man, and that's just another thing that I have.
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But we can pull
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175 528
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630, just 741 and eight.
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I thought it was a size two hertz.
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Unfortunately, by the 16th century the scale was lost,
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so the exact cause is unknown.
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Some say the sole figure was abandoned for a single scale.
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Others argue that it disappeared among Western Europe's middle ages,
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political and religious, to start over.
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Did you did you anything else you played? We should not have been sound.
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Well, it's fucking editorial theories from biblical
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accounts by the Roman Catholic Church.
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Why exactly is this important?
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Catholic Church?
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Or why should you care how musicians turn their work?
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It's important because many argue that we lost more
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than a simple musical scale when the saw effigy or scale was replaced.
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Veggie of scale is mathematically considered,
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not nothing.
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When you talk over this is more about tone,
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like a lot of people say resonance, but they say they're actually talking
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about to sustain and soon nine electromagnetic tones
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that are required to have the he said to raise consciousness.
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This ancient scale has is reaching potential frequency
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tone is an emotional trauma.
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And by bringing spiritual consciousness to deepening our relationship,
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concentrating more on the resonating, the vibrating, you know, the results of
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it's like what happens and that reaction sounds
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we could do deep diving or cyber resolution plugs vibrating.
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Even the planet is really good timing.
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The video things vibrate on frequency.
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Really, a human ear can only hear a limited range of vibrations,
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which is about
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vibrators vibrating number of vibrations per second is known as frequency.
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I don't measure in hertz women not public hearing sounds that vibrate.
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I'm going to be honest.
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Right now, we're going to pause.
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We're going to dive behind the scenes for a brief second.
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I'm just already getting vibes of this being a Brady and Georgia.
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Where's Jim?
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He's inside.
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When he's inside, he's quieter. See?
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I answered like whisper.
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He can hear some other
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people like it rated
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the frequency of 20 hertz to 20,000 hertz.
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At the heart of soft video frequencies is when they keep diving deeper distances
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to certain segments.
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But range substance, 174 hertz to 963 hertz
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can positively impact their physical and spiritual health.
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They form the basis of ancient sacred music traditions
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dating back to the early centuries.
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Science such as the Orient chants and Indian Sanskrit chants.
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The effigy of Jesus is commonly associated with the Gregorian chants are a form of
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forces that can prove that is actual real the ninth and 10th centuries.
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So Fiji of fundamental
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sounds were used in both Western Christianity and eastern Indian religions,
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chanted by the Gregorian monks and in ancient Indian Sanskrit chants.
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And the band it from smoking the I mean Smokey from Smokey the Bandit
00:23:27
wasn't that's where I got home from.
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But whenever just religious stuff,
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it always reminds me of like the physician and researcher, Dr.
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Joseph Poole rediscovered self veggie of frequencies in the 1970s,
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bringing their benefits back into public awareness.
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In his research, he used mathematical numeral reduction to identify
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six measurable tones that bring the body back into balance and aid in healing.
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Dr. Joseph Pouliot was inspired to use Pythagorean math
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to examine the book of numbers in the Old Testament Bible.
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He discovered that when looked at through the Pythagorean
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method of number reduction,
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the old Testament's book of numbers contained a repeating pattern.
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Pythagoras was an ancient Greek mathematician.
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He's most famous for his Pythagorean theorem, which explains
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the relation between sides charts stating that.
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Or, as you just know, I was scared I was going to let it go.
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Not only was Pythagoras important to math, he also had a tremendous impact
00:24:27
on the ancient Greek philosophers from Plato to Socrates.
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I, like Pythagoras by Dr.
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Pouliot requires one to ask the digits of a larger
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number together, spending most of his lives living in a
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frequency paradise.
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So you would ask if the frequencies of phones are cool tonality on that burp.
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You almost like a dual tone.
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It was weird.
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Yeah.
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Can you whistle and hum at the same time?
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Speaking of tonality,
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no, no.
00:24:57
I used to think beatboxer can do that.
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And then good Beatboxer is going to do that.
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So I used to be able to whistle going down from up
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and then hum, going up and down at the same time.
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Hum on my nuts.
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See, now I'm certainly not going to do it now.
00:25:10
Going down on my nuts.
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I could go down and up at the same time as what I was trying to say,
00:25:15
but now you ruined it by making it all sexual in some weird way.
00:25:18
Like where?
00:25:19
It's like the same way I can see weird two hats.
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It's just
00:25:24
an unusual way to go.
00:25:26
Two nuts is weird.
00:25:29
Three, three, if you count the mic.
00:25:31
That's even the rapper.
00:25:32
Two Chainz Well, I'm going to redeem myself.
00:25:35
Two hats, bitch.
00:25:36
Court I have never heard of the rapper two Chainz You have to.
00:25:41
He's like, Oh, I have not know.
00:25:43
He's not terrible, but he's not like, win an awards out here.
00:25:47
But he's good.
00:25:49
Better than most of the newer generation of newer
00:25:53
even though he's been around for a while. But
00:25:56
yeah, when you're when you're middle age,
00:25:58
for instance, newer isn't new anymore.
00:26:02
Yeah. Listen,
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if for instance, where's that video that you sent,
00:26:08
that's the one that demonstrates if tones.
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So we're so we're concentrated more on tones than resonant resonance just so you
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actually get some mail addressed
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to the residents with the name of
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tonality.
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I think
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our occupants.
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This is too much.
00:26:35
I got too much on one screen, wasn't it?
00:26:38
Wasn't it? There we go.
00:26:39
All right.
00:26:39
I switched it over, so it was
00:26:42
going to play this.
00:26:45
So you you had asked it
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if the tone if it's if it's basically hokum bullshit nonsense
00:26:50
or if it actually affects us or can affect us, I don't know.
00:26:54
I know the tones.
00:26:56
It's like my heater, like I mentioned my
00:26:59
induction motor.
00:27:01
It affects me and
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watch how it affects
00:27:06
the salt on the speakers.
00:27:10
I love these tests.
00:27:26
Okay.
00:27:34
I could have done without the intro.
00:27:39
Yeah,
00:27:41
everything's.
00:27:44
I would love to explain why this happened.
00:27:57
Well, it's because of the resonant vibration.
00:28:00
It's the frequency.
00:28:02
If you've ever mixed music, you can see the
00:28:04
you can see it.
00:28:08
Well, I haven't, so I don't.
00:28:11
You have it
00:28:13
right now.
00:28:23
Why they pick this particular pattern?
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No idea.
00:28:27
Because they start to make sense.
00:28:29
But then all of a sudden they don't like you're thinking, Oh, it's doubling.
00:28:32
Oh, it's tripling, Oh, it's turning.
00:28:34
But then the next couple of frequencies and they're doing it like huge gaps.
00:28:39
I've done it in person with a knob and as you turn it,
00:28:42
you know, it just, it changes to all kinds of things in between.
00:28:45
Usually the staticky.
00:28:46
A lot of times it's just static where it's just all just dancing,
00:28:50
right
00:28:55
like that.
00:28:56
When something is horizontal, it sometimes reminds me of crop circles.
00:29:03
Yeah, but
00:29:04
all those crop circles were debunked by people.
00:29:19
And like, the first time I saw this, I would expect that the higher that it
00:29:22
gets, the more squares like, the more the higher resolution the grids would be.
00:29:26
But it doesn't seem to.
00:29:29
They get more, but they don't get smaller and
00:29:34
and that's at the high frequency, right.
00:29:37
Is it. No.
00:29:37
That you've heard
00:29:41
10,000.
00:29:43
20,000. That's low.
00:29:44
That's a low frequency.
00:30:04
That one doesn't seem to really be.
00:30:06
I mean, it's symmetrical, but that's about it.
00:30:08
But look, it's beautiful.
00:30:10
Why on earth It's beautiful.
00:30:13
Does it form like that
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or because of the sound vibration?
00:30:19
Yes. Okay.
00:30:21
So there's a wave
00:30:23
there where it's vibrating more.
00:30:25
I would assume there's less salt.
00:30:27
And wherever the wave is somehow breaking, it collects
00:30:34
Why such an intricate pattern?
00:30:39
It doesn't look like
00:30:41
waves on a on a lake crisscrossing.
00:30:45
And then really, that looks like one.
00:30:47
Well, there's specific pattern. Okay.
00:30:50
So if you repeat this, is this what you get every single time you do that?
00:30:53
HERTZ Yes.
00:30:55
So repeatable activity.
00:30:58
Yeah. Because the speaker's a circle.
00:31:00
You got to take just the one corner, know one quarter of it.
00:31:03
Right?
00:31:04
That's the actual pattern.
00:31:08
Okay. Just mirrored.
00:31:10
I still don't know why that matters.
00:31:13
So you need a speaker though, because you just because they
00:31:17
they're this device.
00:31:19
I was working at a BMW dealership and they had this experimental device
00:31:22
that they put in one of the salespeople vehicle, pretty much like a PlayStation.
00:31:27
A controller vibrates just a spinning off of set
00:31:31
weight that causes vibration.
00:31:33
And it actually sounded pretty good inside the vehicle
00:31:35
and you couldn't really hear the bass outside the vehicle.
00:31:38
But that's how they, like, mimic bass.
00:31:40
Like if you had just any type of vibrational, it just hurts.
00:31:43
It's going to trigger an exact thing
00:31:46
that's interesting.
00:31:48
And, you know, I think the material, it's
00:31:52
just the repetitive nature of of the sound.
00:31:55
All right.
00:31:56
So I would assume. Yeah.
00:31:58
Yeah.
00:31:59
The way it is not that like that's why I'm at all middle A
00:32:04
or whatever is always 440 hertz.
00:32:08
So it's, you know, it's the same
00:32:12
kind of way.
00:32:12
I like music because it's always the same.
00:32:14
It's not like people, it doesn't change on you.
00:32:19
Yeah.
00:32:19
I can't listen to the same shit all the time.
00:32:22
No, but when you listen to it, a note is a note.
00:32:24
I'm saying it doesn't.
00:32:27
And so you can't listen to it.
00:32:29
Why be those tones and that music make you feel or resonate a certain way?
00:32:32
You get sick of it.
00:32:33
You get tired of resonating that particular.
00:32:37
Now it's
00:32:39
I don't know, even the way you listen to music
00:32:41
or you get those giant over the ear headphones,
00:32:45
they're going to resonate better.
00:32:46
You're going to have better bass.
00:32:49
These are hot dog bonds.
00:32:50
They're beat, so they're going to be pretty good.
00:32:52
But this is more dog bun producing and recording
00:32:56
headphones.
00:32:59
There's a mandela effect
00:33:01
beats by Dre headphones or beats by Dr.
00:33:04
Dre headphones, beats by Dre. Why?
00:33:07
I mean, Doctor, they're going to put a doctor in there somewhere. But
00:33:11
it's I guess the difference between the actual is
00:33:15
I know in the commercials they would go beats by Dre
00:33:18
what if the verbiage on the package might say by Dr.
00:33:21
Dre Dr. Dre I don't remember either one.
00:33:24
So is that a third time line?
00:33:27
I don't remember, no.
00:33:28
You're not part of any timelines,
00:33:31
not part of any timeline.
00:33:33
That's so sad. No,
00:33:36
Dr. Dre should get an honorary doctorate
00:33:37
from somewhere if he doesn't already have one.
00:33:40
I think you can go.
00:33:42
Oh, okay.
00:33:42
Never mind.
00:33:45
Well, you can be a doctor of mathematics.
00:33:47
Remember that other Dr. Dre?
00:33:49
That was like a deejay?
00:33:51
No, it'd be on MTV during, like,
00:33:54
the spring break things, and we'd always just be.
00:33:56
Oh, Dr. Dre.
00:33:57
And then, like, it wouldn't be the right Dr.
00:33:59
Dre. You see, the lamer, less popular one.
00:34:02
I think that's fraud.
00:34:06
He supposedly was the original Dr. Dre.
00:34:08
That's how he got away with it.
00:34:09
That would be like showing up to see a parakeet and getting some
00:34:12
painted sparrow or some shit instead and go,
00:34:18
Right, Well,
00:34:19
let's go back to our.
00:34:21
The resonating inside jokes are not a good thing for a show, by the way.
00:34:25
I read that, by the way.
00:34:27
By the way.
00:34:27
Oh, by the way, we like it.
00:34:32
There's levitation technology.
00:34:36
Yes. That's dedicated to
00:34:39
addicted to all.
00:34:42
That's all. You know, this is real.
00:34:43
Guy's got an accent.
00:34:45
Yeah, this is there's nothing else you can do to the hidden network.
00:34:50
CONAN We are looking to a very important scene from ancient Egypt.
00:34:54
That scene is called the Levitation of the Temple.
00:34:58
This is officially the front site of the front gate of the camera.
00:35:02
So what is happening
00:35:04
that is in the dish, surrounded with a kind of an energy field.
00:35:08
And if you look at ground level, that must be touching the ground.
00:35:14
No, I want to I just want criticism
00:35:16
just so what I have this big,
00:35:20
big round disk, it came from space and little men came out of it.
00:35:24
Fuck you. I had a symbol, asshole.
00:35:27
He's just.
00:35:29
I just.
00:35:29
I feel like I'm in kindergarten in the teachers opened up a book and was just.
00:35:34
Now we're going to use your imagination.
00:35:35
What do you think this square is?
00:35:37
If there there's more to this and just go, Oh, look, there's one picture there.
00:35:41
This is just raw.
00:35:43
I know, I know, I know.
00:35:44
It's an energy field.
00:35:46
There's other glyphs that tell this story.
00:35:48
It's not like he just saw this picture and went, Oh, that must be you know,
00:35:52
they're playing a game and there's like, a box there
00:35:55
and there's a circle or, like, it's like you just making it up on the spot.
00:35:57
There's glyphs that explain this.
00:35:59
This isn't just him just gone.
00:36:02
I'm going to interpret this one drawing by itself.
00:36:04
It seems like now the tempest itself is above the ground
00:36:09
and the king is holding that in his hand.
00:36:13
And these tools are having this magical effect.
00:36:17
It will have a magical effect. Duh.
00:36:23
Oh and he's also selling as Egypt towards.
00:36:26
Yeah.
00:36:27
Anyway whereas the Bible anyway I don't know.
00:36:32
I don't know. Um,
00:36:35
but the the suffrage of this.
00:36:40
Okay. Yeah.
00:36:40
So since you hate shit like that and then we'll just fucking trigger you even more.
00:36:46
Just trigger even more.
00:36:48
Consider that. No.
00:36:49
Fuck you.
00:36:50
Actually, I got the answer for you this year.
00:36:52
Real solutions and therapy can help with that.
00:36:55
That's what's interesting about this whole hormone
00:36:58
ex and semantics is that this is a universal thing.
00:37:02
It's going to be throughout the universe every single that's
00:37:05
called the anthropic principle, like mathematics,
00:37:08
we have discovered all these extreme amplitudes of acoustic sounds.
00:37:13
And right now we're currently working on how
00:37:16
we might be using that for future technologies.
00:37:20
I love it.
00:37:21
This is so let me tell you a story
00:37:23
about an event that happened very recently to scientists about an experiment.
00:37:31
What's your bullshit?
00:37:32
What's your problem? I don't know.
00:37:33
I hear the show coming through twice and I don't know from where.
00:37:37
Oh, it's probably mine.
00:37:39
It's not me, but is nothing on the live feed that's indicating
00:37:43
that they go into the great detailed math of the quantum interaction
00:37:48
with the sound interaction, and they call that a phone on photon interaction.
00:37:52
Phone on is the particle for sound and discovered
00:37:55
that sound can trigger this negative
00:37:58
mass effect.
00:38:01
In March 2019,
00:38:04
scientists at Columbia University in New York City
00:38:07
made a shocking discovery that redefined the known laws of physics.
00:38:13
In an experiment, physicist Angelo Esposito demonstrated
00:38:17
that Phonons are affected by gravity, but
00:38:20
in a highly unexpected way.
00:38:23
Instead of being forced down towards the earth,
00:38:26
phonons actually rise upwards.
00:38:30
Scientists discovered that the phone on itself
00:38:34
has mass, which nobody thought it had before.
00:38:37
But the closer you look to realize it wasn't mass at all, it was negative
00:38:41
mass and negative gravity, it turns out.
00:38:45
Then of course,
00:38:47
you can actually.
00:38:49
Right. Rather than four.
00:38:51
And this was an anomaly.
00:38:53
But yes, it seems to be consistent with the laws of physics
00:38:56
that certain vibrations, instead of falling down,
00:38:59
can actually fall up.
00:39:02
To me, that's
00:39:03
experimental evidence that you can,
00:39:06
if you understand a sound, the right way, use it to levitate heavy things.
00:39:11
So could this imply that the ancient stories of levitation,
00:39:16
of stones, that some type of technology like that was was implemented?
00:39:22
That's right.
00:39:23
And that comes back to this whole idea with the semantics, which where we're
00:39:28
taking certain sounds and putting them in, we'll call standing waves.
00:39:33
And they produced these amazing geometric figures.
00:39:36
And you could envision,
00:39:38
if you knew the way to manipulate this the right way, you could put you can make
00:39:42
three dimensional figures with it even, right?
00:39:44
You could have the sound not just underneath it, but all around it.
00:39:47
And in fact, I've seen one where there are multiple transducers in a way,
00:39:52
and they can levitate little Styrofoam balls and ping pong balls just by having
00:39:57
a sound in the right way and even do multiple ones in in configuration.
00:40:02
So imagine if you could amplify the power
00:40:06
if you could amplify the principle,
00:40:09
wouldn't that or couldn't that apply?
00:40:12
Because we have ancient stories in ancient Egypt,
00:40:16
in England, some of the Stonehenge blocks.
00:40:19
According to some of the legends, magician Merlin
00:40:23
was able to levitate those stones across the plains of England.
00:40:28
Right.
00:40:30
Is it possible?
00:40:31
What's your reaction?
00:40:32
Brady Magician Merlin As soon as I heard magician, I was like,
00:40:37
Yeah, you turn into a Gary with that type of thought process where I'm a hero.
00:40:41
I know that this doesn't make sense.
00:40:44
It's for an ordinary really.
00:40:46
Before I met Gary, I was a skeptic.
00:40:49
It's a descriptor.
00:40:51
He's not an actual magician.
00:40:52
He may have done some stuff that seemed unbelievable.
00:40:55
And guess what?
00:40:55
They attributed that to some type of witchcraft.
00:40:58
Or a magician. Re magician.
00:41:01
I attribute it to tricks
00:41:05
in the same principle magic lines
00:41:07
to move circles and larger objects such as ping pong balls
00:41:12
could also be used on a larger to lift and move much heavier objects.
00:41:16
Well, they do show that same exact shit be used on a larger scale to lift and move.
00:41:21
Let's say video and larger objects such as ping pong devices
00:41:26
that an experiment maybe not the same and move much around the same exact thing.
00:41:31
The wires look exactly the seriously.
00:41:34
A great number of stories can be found in the ancient world
00:41:37
that involve the use of sound to levitate massive stones.
00:41:41
We need to try this.
00:41:43
How can we try this out?
00:41:45
There are myths and legends.
00:41:47
I'm going to try to get stoned and see if I levitate.
00:41:51
Okay.
00:41:52
I bet you you are already stoned.
00:41:55
And I do feel like I'm levitating.
00:41:58
Perfect. What?
00:41:59
What floor are you on?
00:42:01
See if you can see the third.
00:42:08
I prefer the second.
00:42:09
Unless it's really tall.
00:42:12
Normally, I say up straight up downtown Cleveland.
00:42:15
But I decided to stay off the beaten path
00:42:17
because it's so fucking cold and I don't feel like walking anywhere.
00:42:20
I like to.
00:42:21
I like the western
00:42:23
West Rock and Roll Hall of Fame is usually right like a walk away.
00:42:26
I could have went there, but in order to bring it down, all your past
00:42:31
really?
00:42:33
Well, it's only it's.
00:42:34
It's only like the price of less than two or they told me I so it was if
00:42:38
I was ever going to go again.
00:42:40
No that's the same shit like
00:42:42
Toledo Zoo, Detroit Zoo Greenfield village.
00:42:47
Like if you go there twice a year,
00:42:50
you might as well just get the annual pass for the year.
00:42:53
Oh, hell yeah, I did.
00:42:54
When I had kids. We lived at the zoo.
00:42:56
Yeah, I'm an adult and I live at zoos a lot
00:43:02
different kinds of walk.
00:43:03
It's good walking around. Yeah. I don't know.
00:43:05
You're walking around with animals.
00:43:08
All right. It's been 45 minutes.
00:43:09
I politely waited for your name.
00:43:10
What is G for our one or did you tell me?
00:43:12
And I don't remember.
00:43:14
It's like Gary.
00:43:15
It looks like Gary, but is it really that it?
00:43:17
It's not, girl. It looks like girl.
00:43:19
Honestly, it looks like girl.
00:43:20
Girl is a girl. He's acting like a girl.
00:43:24
Why are you so talking?
00:43:25
I mean, why. Why are you so talkative?
00:43:28
What the girl doing?
00:43:30
And get the fuck up.
00:43:32
What the Gary doing to the movie three doing?
00:43:35
Are you going to bitch about us later?
00:43:38
Blocks using sound technology
00:43:43
is like Mexico, the Phoenicians of the Near East.
00:43:47
But it is. And they make good blinds.
00:43:50
We have stories in ancient Egypt, even where they seem
00:43:54
to be able to move the stone effortlessly from one place to another.
00:43:58
So in my mind, like hundreds drive in or
00:44:02
Jackson Morgan, I think every A.D.,
00:44:04
sir Captain Morgan Abu Hassan Ali almost Saudi
00:44:08
route that the Egyptian dream from down under known
00:44:12
as the gong of this time now I read it gave you knowledge
00:44:16
that enabled them to take him back one don't want to spoil the Great Pyramid.
00:44:23
It probably tastes good.
00:44:25
In old Egypt they had a supreme putting this now
00:44:28
the two words happy together and the blocks moved by themself.
00:44:33
They feel they did it under water.
00:44:36
They built the wall, they filled it with water and they they built
00:44:40
technology was used to levitate
00:44:42
massive stones as ancient astronaut theories suggest.
00:44:46
Not the world might knowledge this technology
00:44:50
might not be to rediscover you a possibility.
00:44:53
But how are you in water?
00:44:55
Have you ever, ever set up a sound system?
00:44:57
Do you know how much fucking energy it would take to make a sound system
00:45:01
vibrate enough to levitate a stone?
00:45:04
Let's just think about that very second.
00:45:07
So what
00:45:09
if you ping pong balls?
00:45:11
If you were that technologically advanced to harness that much energy,
00:45:14
you might as well just connected to a fucking bulldozer or a crane and lift it.
00:45:19
Well, that's
00:45:22
kind of where
00:45:23
some of the discrepancies in our history and but water seemed like to build it.
00:45:27
It all seemed to fill it with water.
00:45:29
All you would need was time again.
00:45:31
It just goes back to the ancient astronaut type theory,
00:45:36
where you have an ancient people that shouldn't
00:45:39
have a specific type of technology, but somehow they do.
00:45:43
Where did it come from?
00:45:45
Well, if you ask them, they say it came from
00:45:47
under a fair
00:45:51
as above what?
00:45:54
Careful.
00:45:55
Careful.
00:45:58
Already.
00:46:01
So when I think of resonance
00:46:03
and frequencies,
00:46:06
a reason in my
00:46:07
in my head I think of rhythmic slapping,
00:46:11
great familiar with rhythmic.
00:46:13
So there is a quote We're still on YouTube.
00:46:16
Here is a quote. Yeah, this is fine.
00:46:19
Jerry Sandusky. We're still on YouTube,
00:46:23
though.
00:46:24
There is a gentleman,
00:46:25
I think he was an assistant coach at the time, Mike McQueary.
00:46:29
I would try to find audio.
00:46:30
I don't think you could get audio from the court.
00:46:34
All I have is quotes.
00:46:35
But one of my favorite quotes from this go back here is that.
00:46:39
But I really didn't know.
00:46:42
I really didn't know what to do. Oh, all right.
00:46:44
I saw I really didn't know. Shower. Yeah.
00:46:47
So context.
00:46:48
Jerry Sandusky, who molested children,
00:46:52
allegedly, Allegedly under the guise of being a coach.
00:46:55
Yeah.
00:46:56
And so this Mike McQueary guy was an assistant coach.
00:46:59
And it's just so he there was the shower incident.
00:47:03
So Jerry Sandusky was supposedly you know, he was because
00:47:07
he's proven guilty, was not allegedly
00:47:10
he was in the shower with I believe the kid was 10 to 12 years old.
00:47:15
So here we go.
00:47:15
McQueary says he was at home on Friday night watching football movie
00:47:19
the evening of the incident and was, quote, motivated
00:47:21
by the movie to get football film from his locker.
00:47:25
When you open up all over the place and not my normal mouth
00:47:28
when you open the locker room door.
00:47:29
McQueary said he heard a rhythmic slapping sound,
00:47:34
McQueary said He said McQueary said he surprisingly so.
00:47:37
Go ahead. Go.
00:47:43
So the rhythmic slapping is something that
00:47:47
stuck with me
00:47:49
because that is surprisingly so.
00:47:51
Jerry in the shower, the boy, he went back to his locker
00:47:54
and stepped to the right to make sure he saw what he thought he saw.
00:47:58
Jerry was behind the young boy in the shower.
00:47:59
The boy was up against the wall, facing the wall.
00:48:02
McQueary testified Jerry was directly behind him
00:48:05
and very in a very close position.
00:48:08
I stepped back and didn't want to see it anymore, to be frank with you.
00:48:12
They both turned so their bodies were facing me.
00:48:14
And McQueary said. So he called them.
00:48:17
They were
00:48:19
I guess they were four or five feet apart.
00:48:21
I know they saw me.
00:48:22
They looked directly in my eyes.
00:48:24
How fucking creepy is that? Right?
00:48:26
They're just like
00:48:30
rhythmic slapping, right?
00:48:32
So, you know, we'll give the man his his defense.
00:48:36
Right? So.
00:48:39
Oh, this is terribly
00:48:42
designed website, but you will vibrate differently.
00:48:45
Has a whole new meaning after that story.
00:48:48
Yeah.
00:48:49
So Sandusky says that the slap slap sound was actually the sound of a
00:48:54
sound in the shower was actually a snapping a towel.
00:48:57
So apparently he was rhythmically slap snapping a towel.
00:49:01
Pretty hard to do because you got to like,
00:49:03
wind up, you got to grab it, you got to spin it.
00:49:05
You got to you know, you got to bring it back really quickly.
00:49:08
It sounds like rhythmic.
00:49:09
Sounds like you've done that No slapped towel before you got brothers.
00:49:12
We had been in plenty of locker rooms, motherfucker. Yeah, I got brothers,
00:49:17
but I'm just curious.
00:49:18
No, not in this type of situation, but in locker rooms.
00:49:21
I know.
00:49:21
I'm just carry on.
00:49:23
I You're the expert in this.
00:49:25
I with Gary starting to understand is aversion to sports all of a sudden.
00:49:30
Yep. Perversion of sports.
00:49:32
What you.
00:49:35
So I get it.
00:49:36
Crying.
00:49:37
Crying for victory in joy in sports bad
00:49:41
crying for coach humiliation in the locker room after the shower incident.
00:49:45
Good.
00:49:46
Well,
00:49:48
I'm just presenting facts as they are doing with resonance.
00:49:52
So just trying to stay on topic.
00:49:58
Oh, Gary, you sent me a three hour video.
00:50:01
I'm not sure which portion you would like me to play.
00:50:06
Sabine Hossenfelder.
00:50:08
Roll the clip.
00:50:10
I love that.
00:50:12
I'm not sure who that.
00:50:15
That's Daniel Dennett.
00:50:16
And two months ago or I have this one here.
00:50:19
You know these guys names.
00:50:22
These are the guys I follow on YouTube.
00:50:24
Oh, okay.
00:50:27
That makes sense.
00:50:28
I thought you were just really good at remembering names.
00:50:31
So which one?
00:50:32
Which one would you like me to play?
00:50:35
Um, you don't have to.
00:50:37
You still have to play.
00:50:39
I even said Brady, roll the clip last week.
00:50:43
Did he?
00:50:46
I did watch.
00:50:47
You want to look instead of.
00:50:51
Instead of Han Solo, it's you.
00:50:54
Oh, I love this
00:50:57
short little cantina clip.
00:51:03
Yeah,
00:51:07
but I can't really listen to.
00:51:09
Oh, well,
00:51:11
this scene is so overrated.
00:51:15
I don't like you either.
00:51:19
It's true.
00:51:20
Oh, shit.
00:51:34
I don't like.
00:51:37
I don't like you either.
00:51:42
Quick and fun.
00:51:44
Friggin awesome.
00:51:46
Speaking of things,
00:51:48
maybe we should just start not do not go all the way through it.
00:51:51
But I was kind of disappointed last week because I had
00:51:54
the flatulence for flatulence
00:51:59
suggested this is nonsense.
00:52:02
I just read it.
00:52:03
Yes. This is a
00:52:08
Yeah, I've pulled it up on safari and the audio didn't go through
00:52:11
as I was kind of disappointed because, ah,
00:52:13
and for some reason the video didn't go through either noun
00:52:17
now person in room.
00:52:19
Female Man So you kind of just went with,
00:52:23
that's okay, the Queen of England.
00:52:26
I got to listen to it. The Queen of what?
00:52:29
England Why would you go with such a vile choice?
00:52:32
She's in the room.
00:52:34
She's in the ground.
00:52:36
She's gone in the room.
00:52:39
Which room?
00:52:40
What room? Wait, I know how much is wrong with you?
00:52:43
He chuckles.
00:52:43
Are we doing Fladge Live's graveyard segment?
00:52:46
And that'll be cool.
00:52:50
Retro.
00:52:51
Come on the air and watch.
00:52:56
Oh, speaking of which, just happened.
00:52:59
I don't know.
00:52:59
But speaking of which,
00:53:02
hey, everybody, like Kermit, subscribe
00:53:05
Hit the bell.
00:53:09
I have one of those, too.
00:53:12
I know.
00:53:13
I just hate when people go through that spiel.
00:53:14
They got to, like, tell you at the front end of every I had a rant about it
00:53:17
on the show
00:53:21
and when we talk show,
00:53:22
we had a whole weekend of jaw clips
00:53:25
and on TikTok and YouTube shorts
00:53:28
and I masturbated every single one of them.
00:53:31
So our sponsor this week is Hostess Ding
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Dongs and Twinkie mash ups, which sounds absolutely disgusting to me.
00:53:38
They should make a cereal out of that.
00:53:40
Is that so?
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That's basically a round chocolate covered Twinkie.
00:53:44
What's the difference?
00:53:45
What's the difference they do already?
00:53:47
They will usually with chocolate in the middle.
00:53:49
Now it's going to be a gorgeous golden monkey chocolate in the middle.
00:53:53
The hockey puck was.
00:53:56
But this is in the middle of frosting.
00:53:58
It was vanilla frosting with chocolate cake.
00:54:02
Yep. Oh, yeah,
00:54:04
yeah.
00:54:05
It's just say, Hey world, let's make you fatter.
00:54:07
If you weren't already over calorie and over sugar.
00:54:10
Here you go.
00:54:12
What's the serving size?
00:54:13
Half of one of those
00:54:16
fucking do.
00:54:17
They're killing us.
00:54:18
Sugar's one of the worst things where they're not.
00:54:20
They're not making us buy it, though.
00:54:22
I mean, there's.
00:54:23
Yeah, but they're them. Sell it. They're.
00:54:26
I can't go buy heroin, but I can buy that and kill the fuck out of myself
00:54:29
with sugar.
00:54:32
Well, but just because you can doesn't mean you have to.
00:54:35
Just because it's hidden under the guise of sugar.
00:54:38
Caffeine I can buy.
00:54:39
Fucking people have heart attacks over caffeine and shit.
00:54:42
Plus, I've seen Gary.
00:54:43
He's not obese or overweight.
00:54:45
He's a little winded.
00:54:47
Maybe at times, so maybe he could cut down on that.
00:54:50
He's got a tom. Yeah.
00:54:51
Or Tom on the smoking and shit. But
00:54:54
if all he ate was those in pop tarts and shit, that's not good.
00:54:57
But if he had a lean piece of meat and a vegetable and a grain,
00:55:01
then you can eat a hunk of fucking sugar and.
00:55:04
Yeah, yeah, I know.
00:55:05
If you're like, you know, me or Gary
00:55:07
or I don't love you because I only see you from the shoulders up.
00:55:11
I'm. I'm okay.
00:55:13
I'm just chubby. I'm fat.
00:55:16
Not anymore.
00:55:16
Not since I started drinking water.
00:55:18
I cut the pop as it seems I cut out pop.
00:55:20
I lost fucking like 30 or £30.
00:55:23
And then I gained like 20 back
00:55:26
focuses.
00:55:27
Always pissed me off because like my middle brother,
00:55:31
this was always bouncing back and forth with weight.
00:55:33
And he, he would always make like comments,
00:55:35
just occasional like, just like, oh, you can eat whatever you want.
00:55:39
It's like, yeah, I can eat whatever I want.
00:55:42
Some people don't because I don't know.
00:55:44
No, no, no.
00:55:45
I can't eat whatever I want because I don't always eat whatever I want.
00:55:49
Right?
00:55:51
I love salads, I eat fucking fish, I fucking chicken.
00:55:55
I don't, I don't really snack on shit.
00:55:56
I don't do overly sugar stuff unless it's fucking beverages like Gatorade and.
00:56:01
No, you like hockey, right?
00:56:03
Hockey players. Yeah.
00:56:04
The day used to eat and smoke and drink
00:56:08
and whatever the fuck they wanted, but their bodies were so
00:56:11
in condition that they could put it through whatever.
00:56:14
So I think for sure some people came up with whatever the fuck they want.
00:56:18
Some people can eat whatever the fuck they want, whenever the fuck they want,
00:56:22
and then some people surely should not and they need to change their pattern.
00:56:25
And I get what you're saying too.
00:56:27
Don't get me wrong, it's rant about the food industry.
00:56:30
It sucks.
00:56:31
Like in Japan.
00:56:32
In Japan they have vending machines with healthy options.
00:56:35
Here you cannot find a healthy option.
00:56:36
You have to search for it and pay for it.
00:56:39
When McDonald's like started, like in Wendy's started giving out
00:56:42
like providing salad as an option, it was like this big like, Oh my God, like
00:56:47
go crazy to wedges of a concept with lemon soak in so much lemon
00:56:52
juice and sorbitol sorbitol whatever crap that shit is to keep it fucking.
00:56:56
Yeah.
00:56:57
So they can vacuum seal in single serving package it in place.
00:57:00
I'd like to see the meeting where they're doing that.
00:57:02
Hey, we've cut the banana up. We've cut the apple up.
00:57:04
Now we need some kind of a, some kind of a wrapper to keep it good.
00:57:10
Somebody in the back like I know.
00:57:11
How about the skin you just took?
00:57:13
You know, like, why would they do that?
00:57:14
Why not just drop an apple?
00:57:16
Because they can't.
00:57:17
Somebody like, well, we could we can get seven servings out of that apple.
00:57:22
And why seven?
00:57:23
It's so hard. Cut it that way.
00:57:26
Gary, are you awake
00:57:28
at seven
00:57:31
going?
00:57:32
Is there something you seem like very in a trance?
00:57:34
Oh, yeah.
00:57:35
He learned about those in a book last night.
00:57:37
Do the jokes ever?
00:57:39
Yeah.
00:57:39
You're your therapist experimenting with.
00:57:42
And he said, I want to know, seriously, what
00:57:45
what what resonates with you
00:57:48
right now?
00:57:49
It was the footage rants rant pledge.
00:57:54
Well, the hands he's going to
00:57:58
we do have an ongoing discussion
00:58:02
and it seems to bother one or more of my co-hosts
00:58:07
that I keep harping on it.
00:58:10
But the conversation
00:58:13
that I want to have requires a starting point
00:58:17
where none of us believes in magic,
00:58:21
and I can't get us to a starting point
00:58:26
now, if you want to discuss
00:58:28
my flawed epistemology,
00:58:31
I'd be perfectly happy to do that.
00:58:33
It makes for much better radio
00:58:36
to talk about things that we disagree about then things that we're lockstep.
00:58:41
Yeah, we're.
00:58:42
We are full agreement.
00:58:44
Who cares? That's not interesting.
00:58:47
What is interesting is
00:58:49
I believe the Mandela effect
00:58:53
is a shift from one timeline to the next
00:58:57
in a multiverse.
00:58:59
And that sounds ludicrous.
00:59:02
I'm not applying Occam's razor to the situation,
00:59:06
but mass amnesia doesn't make sense to me either.
00:59:10
So we can we can attack that all day long.
00:59:14
It's it's a it's a belief that I hold
00:59:17
that doesn't make a lot of logical sense.
00:59:21
If you hold a belief that doesn't make logical sense,
00:59:25
I'm going to keep harping on it
00:59:28
until I sway you or I pass out
00:59:32
from turning blue in the face because I can't breathe anymore.
00:59:39
And I made the
00:59:40
comment because you like to post the pictures with words
00:59:43
as if there is like force, as if there was a source and like
00:59:48
back the knowledge.
00:59:50
And I just kind of made the joke of that.
00:59:52
So you don't believe in God because words you don't anyway.
00:59:56
Yeah, but you believe a picture with words attached to it.
01:00:01
Oh, okay.
01:00:02
I can accept one.
01:00:03
I said that to whether it's true or not,
01:00:05
you just posted a picture with words and it was like
01:00:09
inspirational. True.
01:00:10
Because someone made a picture and put words to it.
01:00:12
Like, was it very inspirational to you?
01:00:15
I know that wasn't No,
01:00:16
I know that wasn't your reaction to it, but that's how it felt.
01:00:19
Yeah. Arizona. Okay.
01:00:20
So in Arizona, you may not have more than two dildos in the house.
01:00:23
That might be true, but it sounds like bullshit.
01:00:26
There might be a weird law, but I doubt that they're really enforcing it.
01:00:29
The fact that you like grab that you see that you use either what do you
01:00:35
did you find it intriguing or funny, or did you just assume it's true
01:00:39
or all of the above?
01:00:41
Why are those even the options?
01:00:44
What option do you What else?
01:00:45
What else?
01:00:46
Yeah, what else are the words meaning on the paper, on the page?
01:00:49
What else does this mean?
01:00:53
What else does this mean?
01:00:55
That's fine.
01:00:55
Explain what say I was.
01:00:57
So I'm assuming it's just made up
01:01:02
and very funny what you send it
01:01:06
of because it's very funny.
01:01:08
It's amazing to me.
01:01:09
Well, what about the Michigan one?
01:01:14
Because we live in Michigan once more.
01:01:15
This one's more phony, though.
01:01:17
That's illegal everywhere.
01:01:19
Yeah. To paint a bird.
01:01:20
Yeah, that would be illegal.
01:01:24
So my dog in his heart is a deer.
01:01:28
The fact that the bill actually passed both the House
01:01:30
legislature, it was only vetoed by the governor.
01:01:34
Otherwise, yes, it would be true.
01:01:36
The dildo law, the bill.
01:01:37
The law was vetoed by the governor.
01:01:39
Also, you know, a shit ton of hot chicks are sharing dildos, you know?
01:01:44
Yeah. And there's so many. There's so many.
01:01:45
It's questions like, does a double and a dildo count as to what about like, ahead?
01:01:51
What about in one of those octopus loving what the handshake
01:01:54
or whatever it's called like cars or their cone axles
01:01:58
or they're counting dickheads or we gave them and they're attached.
01:02:02
It counts as one. We're going to switch off on YouTube
01:02:05
with the final answer.
01:02:09
But first
01:02:13
about fracking.
01:02:13
I cannot could tell you because I don't like it,
01:02:18
like I find out what the hell I guess
01:02:24
if I remember correctly,
01:02:28
I think some girls are already
01:02:36
I think
01:02:41
I'm going to go home.
01:02:43
I'm going to
01:02:49
like I'm
01:02:51
going to talk about your profession.
01:02:54
I don't want
01:02:56
oh, my gosh, I want to like
01:03:04
I think I want a girl.
01:03:07
I'm about.
01:03:18
I said that pretty fast.
01:03:20
Very fast sound almost like a chipmunk.
01:03:24
I like my words.
01:03:25
Same flannel.
01:03:27
I hope so.
01:03:28
I don't know.
01:03:29
My mom bought me this for Christmas this year.
01:03:31
Would literally bombard me this for Christmas.
01:03:35
Yeah. Okay.
01:03:36
I've got a good mind.
01:03:38
I actually told the bitch that like this triggers in my style,
01:03:42
but I'll take it.
01:03:43
I'll wear it
01:03:45
and then she had to return something that didn't fit.
01:03:48
And so she bought me like another one.
01:03:50
And it's like, Bitch, I just told you, like, this ain't my style.
01:03:53
You bought me one last year at Christmas.
01:03:54
I told you the same fucking thing.
01:03:56
You buy me another one this year for Christmas.
01:03:59
And it's like I told you it again.
01:04:00
And then you make a third choice and it's like, Look,
01:04:03
I don't know the fuck you're doing.
01:04:04
Listen, listen, look.
01:04:06
Can I have your mom's number?
01:04:07
She sounds like a nice lady.
01:04:09
I have my number. Can I.
01:04:11
Can I have your old flannels
01:04:14
extra large
01:04:15
C The other one isn't as well fit in this domain's a little slim.
01:04:19
This one actually fits really fucking good.
01:04:21
But I just was trying to avoid the cold because
01:04:24
the the best thing about coming out of like this,
01:04:26
these fucking below zero temperatures is when, when it's like
01:04:29
25, 30 degrees outside, it's going to now feel like it's 50.
01:04:32
It's going to be the fucking greatest thing ever.
01:04:36
That sounds relative.
01:04:38
It is
01:04:41
relative that looks like it has.
01:04:43
Oh, that's better.
01:04:46
But I want that one video pointed out the phone on.
01:04:50
I don't know if I've really ever heard of that.
01:04:51
I looked it up in physics.
01:04:54
The phone on is a collective excitation in a periodic elastic arrangement
01:05:00
of atoms or molecules in condensed matter, specifically in solids and some liquids.
01:05:06
Which does that really make sense to you motherfuckers?
01:05:08
I was trying to find like a video that explained that words I'm not
01:05:12
really the best.
01:05:14
What do they call that?
01:05:15
Reading comprehension.
01:05:17
I can read right?
01:05:22
Hell, yeah.
01:05:23
Yeah. I'm not the best.
01:05:24
Like I can read something like 100 times and not remember I'm not the best.
01:05:28
Weird words these.
01:05:30
I can watch somebody do something once and repeat it to the T,
01:05:34
but I can't read something and tell you what the fuck I just wrote
01:05:36
or I just want to.
01:05:37
I want to do quote you one more time.
01:05:40
I'm just not good with the words.
01:05:41
These.
01:05:47
So I want to ask you
01:05:48
what's up with the hat on the mike?
01:05:52
Because I wanted to wear these hats
01:05:56
in the combine with this shirt,
01:05:59
you and the ceiling.
01:06:01
This is attached to the microphone.
01:06:03
It's just my preamp.
01:06:05
Oh, that's the top. I gotcha. Okay. Yeah.
01:06:07
Hey, that's a you the plug. Yes.
01:06:09
Oh, yeah. Yeah. It goes from nothing. Is that an icicle
01:06:13
M Axl?
01:06:14
My microphone.
01:06:15
And I'm Axl the 67 microphone And so preamp
01:06:21
that's what just a turn it from Axl
01:06:24
are into a USB.
01:06:27
I don't want to do a straight USB microphone I don't know.
01:06:29
I just didn't like that idea.
01:06:31
And I've had them before.
01:06:33
And so I like the idea of using an actual
01:06:36
and then having the preamp that turns it into a USB.
01:06:39
What's your what's your opinion?
01:06:40
Okay, you're doing the same thing.
01:06:42
I know Excel are two Excel are into my Scala.
01:06:46
You got a board though in 20
01:06:51
That's an impressive name the 1820
01:06:56
thing let's say that inside of it does
01:07:01
it does. No,
01:07:04
I use a telephone.
01:07:06
Oh, no, no.
01:07:07
You don't own a telephone.
01:07:10
I know. You're so fucking retarded.
01:07:13
You're trying to have a real podcast and you're using your telephone.
01:07:16
I have to do this.
01:07:18
Your dad can't even notice. To be honest.
01:07:20
You need one of those.
01:07:23
You need one of these. And I didn't.
01:07:24
I fucking forgot I was going to bring these. I got.
01:07:27
I got a bunch of them.
01:07:28
You need two of those little stand.
01:07:31
Yeah. Put your phone on it.
01:07:33
You can adjust it.
01:07:36
You could even maybe even get it like a tripod
01:07:39
so you could put it up at your face level.
01:07:42
No, that.
01:07:45
What do you got.
01:07:45
What do you got it sitting on right now.
01:07:47
The table
01:07:51
sitting on right now.
01:07:52
So crotch level couch
01:07:57
doesn't do it.
01:07:59
But the doctor.
01:08:01
Oh that fucker was down doing
01:08:04
that thing.
01:08:04
He looks, he, he looks tired.
01:08:07
She looks, he too.
01:08:08
He's like, shut the fuck up.
01:08:10
Did that touching me in the butthole, please.
01:08:13
Damn, that dog is asleep.
01:08:16
Leave that dog alone.
01:08:18
That's what happens. Post sex.
01:08:21
But dogs look, look like it's been raped.
01:08:23
Bo, leave that dog alone.
01:08:29
The proper.
01:08:32
Oh, that was really bad timing.
01:08:35
So I don't think it was rape.
01:08:36
I Think they were both completely consensual.
01:08:43
He's got it.
01:08:43
He's already fucking played that one.
01:08:46
You have permanent consent chipped in the dog, don't you?
01:08:49
Just stick.
01:08:51
Well, since we're breaking down here, verb ending in AI, Angie breaking down.
01:08:56
Hey, it's his phone on that. You are me. That's you.
01:08:59
That's me. Just because. I was talking about my phone on.
01:09:02
It's like the car.
01:09:04
It's like.
01:09:05
It's like a photon of sound. Right.
01:09:09
So light has photon.
01:09:10
It seems like sound is the phone on right.
01:09:15
Okay.
01:09:18
Is this flags lives on Ions can be thought of as
01:09:21
111 third
01:09:26
click it Is it quasi particle?
01:09:29
Where are we? Where do we read in? I can help.
01:09:31
This is my quantum.
01:09:32
Between the two of us, we can read almost as well.
01:09:34
Gary.
01:09:35
Oh, I'm trying to highlight wrong page as well.
01:09:40
I usually the quantity is what they usually use every time
01:09:43
I try to talk quantized my, my phone thing doesn't even it exists.
01:09:46
So I don't think that there's an a quanta sized isn't quanta sized.
01:09:49
The word not quanta is whatever I want to write, right?
01:09:52
Whatever I write fake drums.
01:09:54
The last step is to quantized it and it makes it human.
01:09:56
Like quantum quanta. Yeah, but that's.
01:09:59
I thought that was quantization, not quantized.
01:10:02
I guess it's all the same. Maybe it is. I don't know.
01:10:05
I just hear quant and I think it's the same.
01:10:08
I can't you in my butthole. I
01:10:12
that's,
01:10:12
there's a, there's a and all I know is there was an an apostrophe T in there.
01:10:16
That means not so I'm good That's new.
01:10:19
Okay quantization is the word.
01:10:21
It's pretty much is the process of mapping continuous infinite values.
01:10:25
So a similar set of discrete finite values.
01:10:28
Fuck you science, goddammit.
01:10:30
And I'm glad this applies because here we go.
01:10:33
I pulled it up.
01:10:33
I found it.
01:10:34
Like you say.
01:10:37
Why wait, Hold ho.
01:10:38
I did the right thing.
01:10:39
Carlton was acting irresponsibly cold.
01:10:41
Was acting the what?
01:10:43
Because this person was a fool word.
01:10:47
Yeah,
01:10:50
it was.
01:10:51
What did we just. What?
01:10:52
What did I just. What?
01:10:55
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air presume the school word.
01:10:58
Big word. He's like.
01:10:59
He's like in Cosby.
01:11:03
Like, No. Somebody said,
01:11:06
All right, well, we can just
01:11:07
put this on in the background where we discuss stuff
01:11:10
like resonance.
01:11:12
Okay, you got something you can show me.
01:11:14
I just think of Roseanne. Oh
01:11:17
This is, you know, fucking burned his hands up
01:11:20
from bad idea.
01:11:24
Those are probably like a nylon.
01:11:27
They're going to wake him up
01:11:30
when they get fire attached to them.
01:11:31
They're going to shrink and sear to your hand versus
01:11:35
they're going to melt them attached to members and off like a
01:11:39
like a 1970s comforter.
01:11:42
Right now.
01:11:45
Ted But what do you do any quenching in all the quenching or the cleansing stage.
01:11:50
You're just towards the shaping stage.
01:11:52
They quenched in cookery last Sunday.
01:11:55
I'm sorry, what?
01:11:56
But I clinched a kukri last Sunday.
01:12:01
Cookery.
01:12:03
Whoa.
01:12:04
All right, well, I like that baseline.
01:12:06
What's the cookery? What's a cookery?
01:12:08
A cookery.
01:12:09
That's a it's a it's a dagger type of knife
01:12:13
that just like the ancient word for it.
01:12:15
Medieval.
01:12:17
Okay.
01:12:18
Did you say medieval or medieval?
01:12:20
You said okay, but I'm asking a question.
01:12:22
Okay.
01:12:22
Is not an answer to a yes or no question.
01:12:25
I'll go with the old word heard old style of knife.
01:12:29
How old?
01:12:29
The old we talking?
01:12:32
30 years, as far as I know.
01:12:34
Okay. Okay.
01:12:36
And you made it?
01:12:38
Yeah, I made a 600 year old knife
01:12:41
in, But it's so funny.
01:12:43
Checking to see if your verb ending.
01:12:45
And I already said I want something.
01:12:46
We say the third time.
01:12:48
Oh, it can't be resonating.
01:12:54
My father goes masturbating with
01:12:57
puking.
01:12:59
I think it would be
01:13:03
okay.
01:13:04
I'm sorry that the moment you said masturbating.
01:13:06
Garry thought of puking.
01:13:08
Right.
01:13:08
Well, you know, what are you going to do,
01:13:11
not masturbate in front of Garry?
01:13:15
It's a deal that he won't puke.
01:13:18
Which that might be my response to you.
01:13:22
Were you potentially pulling up a video ready?
01:13:25
No, I should put you back, Right.
01:13:27
No, that's fine, because I was just going to play this
01:13:29
in the background while we discuss, because I pretty much
01:13:35
things smashing into each other.
01:13:37
Those resonate at frequencies.
01:13:39
Oh, yeah.
01:13:41
Let's turn this down.
01:13:44
It's totally cool
01:13:47
because it probably that other mixed bag but yeah, mostly for anything.
01:13:52
But there's some for us.
01:13:53
This, this one is so you see the only watch the first couple but don't
01:13:58
people complain.
01:13:59
I look at them, look at them, look at them.
01:14:01
They're all the people.
01:14:02
Yeah. The people.
01:14:03
That's a shame.
01:14:04
I don't always see that leg.
01:14:07
Yeah. Where are your seatbelts, kids?
01:14:09
Yes, They just come flying out.
01:14:11
All three of them.
01:14:11
You might have.
01:14:12
He might have had a steeper than the seatbelt.
01:14:15
Yeah. Sometimes the first one too.
01:14:18
And then number three right here.
01:14:22
Yeah.
01:14:23
All right. I don't want to.
01:14:25
I don't want to resonate as a snuff.
01:14:28
But your problem.
01:14:29
Give me a little bit to really feel like
01:14:34
this is resonant frequency.
01:14:37
Listening.
01:14:45
Right.
01:14:46
That's a good resonant frequency here.
01:14:48
The resonant.
01:14:50
Why would he keep going faster?
01:14:53
For reasons
01:14:55
I don't know. But this is so stupid, right?
01:14:56
All the time.
01:14:56
This asshole tried to pass the boxes and then the fucking idiot hits the bar
01:15:01
and they're like,
01:15:03
Yeah, they're both prices.
01:15:05
Nobody's buckled up. I remember
01:15:08
if anybody ever says, Why shouldn't I pass two cars at once?
01:15:11
I can think of one reason.
01:15:14
You know what scared me about a lot of these videos?
01:15:16
It's a lot of them are all just not even the driver.
01:15:20
A couple of these are right here, obviously, but a lot of them is just these
01:15:23
weird circumstances where some dipshit causes
01:15:26
from the other lane or I always say I'm like, whenever my kids
01:15:30
go on long drives, I always say this extra shit and they're like,
01:15:33
Dad, don't worry about me.
01:15:35
I'm like, I'm not worried about you.
01:15:36
I'm worried about that dickhead in the truck.
01:15:38
Yeah, No, I've always said that if it's snowy as shit or whatever
01:15:42
the fuck, if I'm driving by myself, I don't give a fuck what's going on.
01:15:45
But if there is a car next to me, it's like, get the fuck away from me.
01:15:48
Yeah, I forgot about that. Oh, no. It explodes.
01:15:50
Like, literally explodes.
01:15:52
What was that? The cab of the truck.
01:15:54
Oh, is it another car? They.
01:15:56
Well, you know, look, there was a car
01:15:58
it up.
01:15:59
It was what exploded or.
01:16:00
Yeah.
01:16:01
You can see the tire or the fender or whatever it hit because usually
01:16:03
the gas tanks, the gas tanks and then larger trucks are like every hit.
01:16:07
But back whenever he hit those flying off right there,
01:16:12
I'm pointing like you can see what I'm pointing at, but you can
01:16:16
right that right there.
01:16:17
I think that's a bumper, maybe front bumper of whatever
01:16:20
he hit that's about to explode. Yep.
01:16:23
Yeah. Oh, wow.
01:16:25
How do you do that?
01:16:26
It's a hell of an impact.
01:16:28
I think the music that this guy's got going on.
01:16:31
Yeah.
01:16:37
Oh, hit a person.
01:16:38
Oh, shit.
01:16:40
That was a human being.
01:16:41
Fucking it.
01:16:42
You know, I don't.
01:16:43
I don't want to see that because I don't ever want to see that That would be us.
01:16:47
But this is what you don't want to see. Let's
01:16:50
just say.
01:16:51
And, dude, if you ever hit a deer, I feel bad about a deer.
01:16:54
Could you imagine it being a person?
01:16:56
And there's nothing I just saw.
01:16:58
There's nothing you could do.
01:16:58
So, I mean, I wouldn't feel bad for long, but would.
01:17:01
It would haunt me. Yeah.
01:17:03
I just saw a fucking police video of a cop going to address
01:17:07
a OD'd overdose victim, and there was only so much time.
01:17:11
And so he's got his flashers out and he's driving through
01:17:14
and there's a chicken. The crosswalk.
01:17:17
Who decides that?
01:17:17
Like a fucking squirrel? Do I go to the short end and avoid the.
01:17:20
Or do I try to cross the road really quick?
01:17:22
So did you just say there's a chicken fucking talking
01:17:26
chick a woman talking about, Hey, let me say my fucking joke.
01:17:30
By the way, you said chicken and you're talking about crossing the road.
01:17:34
There was a chicken. The What
01:17:37
is that really?
01:17:37
What is that really what you want to get in? That's what he said everything for.
01:17:40
Yeah. Yeah. For the chicken across the road. Joe.
01:17:43
Yep. Go ahead.
01:17:44
Get a
01:17:47
Yeah.
01:17:48
She ended up getting hit knocking.
01:17:49
The funny thing was that the cops were kind of like,
01:17:51
laughing about it on the phone, like either the next day or
01:17:56
and they kind of picked up by the guy's body camera.
01:17:59
And so
01:18:01
we got publicized and so was just kind of funny.
01:18:04
So we got two more minutes of this.
01:18:06
That's fabulous.
01:18:08
If you want.
01:18:11
These are some resonant frequencies.
01:18:12
Watch this one, Roseanne. It
01:18:16
Why did they both swerve to the same side?
01:18:18
I hate Well, you got a 5050 chance.
01:18:21
I mean, it was one of their fault, but not I mean, how do you know which was Gary
01:18:25
would have said, you know, if he was here, It was predetermined.
01:18:28
If he was here.
01:18:35
Yeah.
01:18:35
I feel like I mean, we might as well just I feel like there's somebody in
01:18:40
Gary's room that's like, doesn't know that there's a show going on or something.
01:18:43
Right.
01:18:44
Adjective
01:18:49
creamy.
01:18:59
Another adjective.
01:19:03
What?
01:19:07
So that's got to be stuck.
01:19:10
He fucking stuck.
01:19:17
Excuse me, sir.
01:19:18
I'm sorry, sir.
01:19:19
My truck, my
01:19:23
truck.
01:19:25
That train just took my truck.
01:19:28
It's like perfect timing to, you know, like
01:19:32
you'd have to sit there.
01:19:33
Kind of timing.
01:19:34
Perfect timing,
01:19:37
Perfect timing.
01:19:37
Guess who's
01:19:39
heard to hit the fucking Mike. Right on.
01:19:42
Oh, they're dead. That thing just crushes.
01:19:44
Like to hit the front end.
01:19:45
You know how hard that would be at a time that right
01:19:47
that you like, spin it so you're attached to it.
01:19:50
You got to hit it pretty fucking straight.
01:19:52
And that's. You'd think You would think. Yeah,
01:19:55
that's
01:19:56
pretty amazing that they were able to shoot her.
01:19:59
So. Yeah. Yeah.
01:20:01
What,
01:20:02
what, what did he think all the cards were waiting for?
01:20:06
You know, the mass of universe.
01:20:10
What the fuck?
01:20:11
You know,
01:20:14
I'm sure
01:20:16
he was going to take a hard look
01:20:22
like the way I like to record the record scratching.
01:20:25
Rick What was that?
01:20:32
That was the woman
01:20:39
then.
01:20:40
That's director.
01:20:40
Do you think it ever written frequencies?
01:20:45
Do they make rubber for those bolts?
01:20:48
Yeah.
01:20:48
So that I believe that that type of action is I one of my friends does
01:20:53
on a basically between 22 and 23,
01:20:57
22 and 23 mile road on Van
01:20:59
Dike and 59 or over 83.
01:21:03
It's Tim I think is he had a little Yeah don't know he had a little
01:21:07
he was a little Korean dude he was adopted.
01:21:10
I grew up with him from fricking elementary school.
01:21:13
We were like best friends, but we were in Cub Scouts.
01:21:15
We went to had the drafting class together for years in high school.
01:21:21
So I'm
01:21:21
assuming that he probably ended up in a situation like this
01:21:25
and ended up like going in the trees right after the he was going southbound.
01:21:29
So weird.
01:21:32
Part of the story is that they had like a case of beer in the car.
01:21:38
I don't know.
01:21:41
All right.
01:21:42
Case of case of beer in the car.
01:21:44
I don't know how they know that.
01:21:45
None of it was drunken, but they weren't drunk at all.
01:21:48
But he was in a car drunk.
01:21:51
They drank, I think, drank whatever.
01:21:53
Who goes were grunts.
01:21:54
I give a fuck who
01:21:59
their parents. But.
01:22:06
But yeah.
01:22:06
So the chick he was with was actually married.
01:22:10
And so they both died.
01:22:12
And that was he was single.
01:22:14
Some of abrupt ending of a story there I yeah.
01:22:18
So secondary draw story I went to the very local Texas Roadhouse
01:22:22
and as I was going in there the parking lot chock full
01:22:25
because I decided to go there during like old people time.
01:22:27
So it's fucking chock full.
01:22:30
So I'm trying to find a
01:22:31
parking spot and I pull up in an area where they look like.
01:22:34
He was getting in their vehicle and then another the lane over here had a car
01:22:39
that was moving, so I had to like back out and go around to get over here.
01:22:44
Right. And there's like nobody in this parking lot.
01:22:46
So I'm backing up and I look in my I'm looking in my fucking reverse camera.
01:22:49
And I said, you know, this happens all the time
01:22:52
because of that reverse camera, whether I'm like,
01:22:55
you know, making a maneuver, I decided to turn left instead of,
01:22:59
you know, because I see construction or something or I'm in a parking lot.
01:23:03
You start backing up and people freak out because they don't realize
01:23:06
you have a backup camera.
01:23:07
And it's like, No, I can see fucking everything.
01:23:09
So I'm backing up
01:23:10
and there's people walking in like the parking lot spots are like here
01:23:14
and they're like, standing in the road, all three of them, like in a line
01:23:18
to, like, create as much space that you possibly could make in the road
01:23:22
that supposed to drive rather than, you know, hugging towards the car single file.
01:23:26
Now they're walking all next to each other.
01:23:28
I hate when people just feel the need to have to walk next to each other
01:23:31
to take as much space as possible, especially there's other
01:23:34
shit going on in the area.
01:23:36
So I'm backing up
01:23:37
and I see them and I'm like, okay, I'm going to stop.
01:23:41
But then I look forward and I'm like, Okay There's a curb.
01:23:43
I got to I got to back up a little bit more to get around that curb.
01:23:46
So I back up a little bit more and I'm looking right at them
01:23:50
and I back up a little bit more and then I fucking put it in the drive
01:23:54
and I hear the guy go, Oh,
01:23:57
And so I go
01:23:57
and I park and I'm on the phone with my girlfriend and I'm like, I'm like,
01:24:01
I don't want to get out of the car right now
01:24:02
because the guy is going to yell at me for whatever reason he thinks, right?
01:24:06
How did he go get oh, oh,
01:24:11
like it was like some emergency like I didn't see them or they didn't have like
01:24:14
even if I was even in their way, like there was nowhere for them to go.
01:24:17
Like, oh, God, this car going three miles an hour.
01:24:20
Like, how do I get out of the way? I guess.
01:24:24
But it wasn't.
01:24:24
It wasn't. It was nowhere near them.
01:24:27
But then I park and I'm like, I've got to get out of the car.
01:24:30
And I'm like, All right, let's see what happens.
01:24:32
All right?
01:24:32
So I get out of the car knowing the guy is like he's already look in my direction.
01:24:35
I can tell. And he's with two checks.
01:24:37
He's like, Oh, okay, you got any mirrors on that thing?
01:24:40
And I'm like, I'm like, No, I got a reverse camera.
01:24:43
I'm like, I can see everything perfectly.
01:24:45
He goes, Oh, you did you see this?
01:24:48
And I'm like, Yeah, I saw you the whole time.
01:24:49
And he's like, Oh, you almost hit us.
01:24:51
And I'm like, No, I didn't.
01:24:52
And he goes, Yeah, you almost hit my wife.
01:24:54
And of course, of course she's pregnant.
01:24:58
And it's like, the dude wanted to fight me, like,
01:25:00
And I'm like, Dude, what do you what do you want?
01:25:02
I'm like, I didn't come anywhere near you guys.
01:25:04
And the two chicks started walking ahead and walked in.
01:25:08
They didn't say a single word about it,
01:25:10
like I would expect them to go, No, no, that's what happened.
01:25:13
Like, and I would go, Oh, fuck, Really? Like, but that's not what happened.
01:25:17
He was just
01:25:17
overly freaking out and he was just this he looked kind of country.
01:25:21
I ask him like he had some size on him.
01:25:23
He just looked like he just wanted to fight for no reason.
01:25:26
And it's like, bro,
01:25:29
unfortunately, people like me, people like Gary.
01:25:32
I still like to talk, right?
01:25:34
And you kind of want to go, Oh, I'm sorry.
01:25:37
And I'm like, I'm like, well, I'm like, I'm like, Hey, I'm.
01:25:40
I'm like, It's all right. I'm like, I didn't come.
01:25:42
I don't think I came anywhere near you.
01:25:43
And he, like, he'd stare at me and he stopped like, You want to fight.
01:25:47
And I'm like, I'm like, like, what's your you want to fight me?
01:25:50
You're like, What's your like, let's just go into the fucking restaurant.
01:25:53
Like, what's your deal?
01:25:54
And he kept he stopped like several times and gave me like, this evil stare.
01:25:58
And I just I just kept talking.
01:26:00
I don't know.
01:26:01
I was kind of annoyed by it because in my head, I'm thinking, like,
01:26:03
if I really did, like, perceive that in the way that he's saying,
01:26:09
I feel bad, but I don't think that's the case.
01:26:11
I kind of want to like ask him like, did you guys have to move out of the way?
01:26:14
Did you like or did you just think like, oh, we could get hit?
01:26:19
It's coming at us at three miles an hour.
01:26:21
And it moved it like a couple of feet, like, Oh God
01:26:26
is his experience
01:26:28
resonates and he's probably
01:26:31
used to idiots that don't have cameras and aren't paying attention.
01:26:34
And just back out overreacted because he's one of those dudes.
01:26:38
He's like trying to just
01:26:40
be, I don't know what I oh, I'm in a busy, busy parking lot.
01:26:44
Shitty with people too, but I'm not going to look for you over it
01:26:48
if my car is rolling.
01:26:50
And I'm like, you know, like, if you were rolling, it's kind of your fault.
01:26:54
If you walk behind my car, that rate, if I'm.
01:26:56
If I'm in a grocery store parking lot and I'm and I'm walking
01:26:59
and I see somebody backing out, I just stop.
01:27:01
And I'm like,
01:27:01
I try to like, like, let's wait for them to do what they're doing first.
01:27:05
Also, the car behind them.
01:27:06
If I'm in my car, I wait.
01:27:08
I mean, I don't
01:27:09
if there's a whole lot of people, I'm not just like I'm coming out my door,
01:27:13
but I said at the bar for like I told them,
01:27:16
I kind of told the bartender about it because I needed to like, vent
01:27:18
because I'm just like, I'm like, I do want this dude want to fight me.
01:27:21
And she goes, Oh, where is he?
01:27:26
Breaking news.
01:27:27
This is like, Where is he? I got your back.
01:27:29
And I'm like, I don't even know you.
01:27:31
But it was kind of funny.
01:27:35
I kind of wanted to buy him
01:27:36
a beer just to, like, show a little bit better.
01:27:39
Man, in your in your world, you're like olive branch handshake.
01:27:43
We're going to be pals.
01:27:44
In his mind, he's like, you pretentious double dick.
01:27:47
I know, right? Yeah, That's kind of what it is. That's what.
01:27:49
That's what? That's what The move is.
01:27:52
Nice.
01:27:52
I'm just trying to one up. I'm. Yeah, right.
01:27:54
But the thing is, is I don't know if I want to give him alcohol
01:27:57
because he's already pretty triggered to want to fight based off of nothing.
01:28:00
So like if I get my beer.
01:28:02
You ever, ever have a pregnant wife?
01:28:06
No. Like the moment.
01:28:07
The one when you told me that you instead you were like any fucking boy
01:28:11
was pregnant. Like that matter. I love. Yeah, of course.
01:28:13
Every man in the world would be like, Dude, whatever.
01:28:17
Please don't be a fucking dick.
01:28:18
You need to be aware that I know that, okay?
01:28:20
It'll get better protected.
01:28:22
A fucking battery pack in there.
01:28:23
I saw some bitch go down a water slide with a baby and they were all right.
01:28:27
You're saying reasonable things, but he's not reasonable.
01:28:30
He probably just.
01:28:32
They probably just had the pregnancy test yesterday.
01:28:34
He came in there two nights ago like this.
01:28:37
She didn't look like she was showing up.
01:28:38
She looked like a regular bitch.
01:28:40
She's pregnant all the time. Nothing special, right?
01:28:43
She's about to have an abortion behind him. Go.
01:28:45
No, I took plan B, man. It's not happening again.
01:28:48
He just. He's like, Yeah, that's why she walked.
01:28:50
He didn't say anything. She's like, Tell him.
01:28:52
And I don't take no orders from the woman.
01:28:54
By the way, about this.
01:28:57
I just thought it was weird
01:28:58
that the guy just jump straight to like, I'm going to fight you.
01:29:02
I think it was because I just was like, Oh, I got a backup camera.
01:29:05
Like, look, you.
01:29:09
Yeah, do a spin hall known
01:29:14
for announcements.
01:29:20
No matter where I go,
01:29:21
I swear I always end up with just some weird.
01:29:24
Oh, no.
01:29:26
Aging. Aging.
01:29:29
Does that say aging?
01:29:31
Aging fucking thing?
01:29:32
It says, Can you not see that on your phone?
01:29:34
Your computer, your phone? Hey, hey,
01:29:37
hey, Gary,
01:29:38
There's a computer for $329 that will suit your needs perfectly.
01:29:43
Don't you have your $329?
01:29:47
What? I do your tablet.
01:29:48
Not for your computer.
01:29:50
Do you have a tablet?
01:29:52
Yeah.
01:29:53
Yeah.
01:29:54
It's got its own internet connection
01:29:58
suite.
01:29:59
Yeah, Yeah, we probably better.
01:30:03
Yeah. Does it have a camera?
01:30:05
Yeah.
01:30:05
And I would assume so.
01:30:07
I don't know if you can buy a tablet without a camera.
01:30:09
Most of the
01:30:11
Kindles didn't have a camera for some stuff.
01:30:12
How else are they going to watch you? Yeah.
01:30:14
The cameras were designed to just be for reading.
01:30:17
Yeah, but they had that all color.
01:30:18
One that was tablet based person in room female.
01:30:22
You don't want to,
01:30:23
you don't want to bitch or rant about aging or we're all good with the aging.
01:30:29
Yeah.
01:30:29
He's got nothing for it though.
01:30:30
You're supposed to be able to rant about anything.
01:30:33
No, kids are aging.
01:30:35
Sucks, but it beats the heck out of the alternative
01:30:39
young body.
01:30:40
What are you dying
01:30:42
in that the same thing.
01:30:45
Dying and aging just is an aging, just slowly dying.
01:30:49
Shirley Temple.
01:30:51
Slowly dying is still living.
01:30:58
And so I.
01:31:00
I forget what episode, what what show it was.
01:31:03
But there was something I wanted to mention on that episode
01:31:05
that I never got to.
01:31:06
But there was a cool thing that I watched that they were talking about your
01:31:10
hair. It was Cuckoo, Cuckoo.
01:31:13
Oh, you're your are.
01:31:16
So you have your, like, actual age, but then you also
01:31:18
have your biological age because everyone's cells gray differently.
01:31:22
So just because you're
01:31:25
39 doesn't mean that, you know,
01:31:27
you have to feel or act like you're 39, right?
01:31:32
Sometimes you're not the age that
01:31:34
so you know your cells are.
01:31:37
You got good genetics.
01:31:38
That's pretty much how that works.
01:31:40
Sent by God's person in a room.
01:31:43
Female Again.
01:31:43
Holy shit, they love this fucking one.
01:31:47
Molly Ringwald
01:31:49
Oh, you say person in the room?
01:31:53
Yeah, she's so they just, they, they just try to make it more.
01:31:56
You can make it whoever the fuck you are.
01:31:57
My brother and I will even put male names just to be, you know.
01:32:00
Thank you for mansplaining Mad Libs for me.
01:32:03
I was asking Gary, those are people in your actual room.
01:32:07
Yeah, I've got pretty in pink.
01:32:12
I want to be in your room.
01:32:13
We should host the show at your place if you have these people.
01:32:17
So I apologize for thinking you were that retarded. But
01:32:21
who? You.
01:32:23
You don't let me interrupt your not rhetorical
01:32:27
nobody you ripped on this I have done in back, so it's okay.
01:32:30
Okay.
01:32:31
A lot has to do with perspective
01:32:34
from from the point of view of the guy with the pregnant woman
01:32:40
he was in danger,
01:32:43
really, But like, they couldn't have stepped out of the way.
01:32:45
Take a step back. Took a step to the side.
01:32:47
Like I'm sure they could have calmly say.
01:32:49
I did get within like three feet of them.
01:32:52
Like they just oh, oh, problem, problem averted,
01:32:57
probably averted in the middle of the street.
01:32:59
Indecision, that moment of indecision.
01:33:02
Grace, I forgot I my dashcam footage, I recorded a squirrel
01:33:05
getting run over by a vehicle in front of me.
01:33:08
It did the exact thing. It was like, Where do I go?
01:33:10
Do I go? Where do I go? And then it ran underneath.
01:33:12
It made again under the first few set of tires, got fucking clipped
01:33:16
by the second set of tires and it just fucking started rolling and roll
01:33:20
and I got to do cleanly on purpose.
01:33:23
I've never seen like I'd never seen.
01:33:27
I've only seen one other visually
01:33:30
a dog came running out it we growing up 75 to
01:33:36
snowboarding and a dog came running out of like this field
01:33:39
and there was this big fucking truck that was like one of them
01:33:42
dump truck, kind of like, like the red bucket in the back.
01:33:45
But it's that shorter kind of dump truck look and whatever, but a lot
01:33:49
of wheels very heavy, and all of a sudden the fucking truck just goes.
01:33:52
I see the dog run out and it's like a big fucking kind of like
01:33:55
bull, like a bulldog type dog, like very stocky.
01:33:58
And the whole truck just, like, goes to the roof and you start to see
01:34:01
a bunch of smoke and then fucking I see the end of just dog
01:34:05
pop out without the front end on it.
01:34:09
Because it was it still wasn't still running.
01:34:12
No, but it was very much like still, like this.
01:34:14
Like Yeah, like it was half of it, but
01:34:17
it was still like, oh I'm, I'm half here, I'm half intact.
01:34:22
Very interesting.
01:34:24
Sorry for a viewer with dog if there are any.
01:34:27
Oh, I literally on my way to Cleveland.
01:34:29
I got a dog doing an Avon, I think an Avon.
01:34:32
There was a woman who somehow or like all the traffic was just stopped
01:34:37
because all these assholes are just like freeze up the entire two lanes,
01:34:41
even though like and there's people
01:34:43
with their out of their cars that their door is wide open.
01:34:45
A woman, somehow she was stupid.
01:34:47
She was, she had a leash. The dog get a collar.
01:34:50
I don't know what happened, but the dog was loose and the dog was like playing.
01:34:55
And so it was like you could look like you could get within like two feet from it
01:34:58
and then it like, jump away from you.
01:35:00
So it I had some treats and shit and I was about to get out of my vehicle
01:35:04
because I was fucking done with waiting.
01:35:06
And it's like, if you fucking idiots can't get this fucking dog.
01:35:11
But they finally got the dog and the woman just crossed the street
01:35:13
and then started walking down the sidewalk with the dogs.
01:35:15
So I'm like wondering, how did you, how did, how did your dog get loose?
01:35:19
You fucking run everything, throw the dog.
01:35:23
My wife and I found a dog one time and it was in the rain.
01:35:26
We wrapped up in a towel.
01:35:28
She started feeding it.
01:35:29
We got looked at the tag called the owners,
01:35:32
threw it in the van, drove like freakin 20 minutes up north,
01:35:36
dropped the dog off, and then we saw there was another dog in there.
01:35:39
Big fucking giant ass dog.
01:35:42
And this dog was a little dog.
01:35:43
And the look on the dog's face was like, You son of a bitches.
01:35:47
Like we thought we were rescuing the dog, but maybe
01:35:50
we thought at the last minute, shit, we could have just returned.
01:35:53
Returning this dog back to its worst.
01:35:56
The dog.
01:35:56
The big dog looked like it wanted to eat the little dog.
01:35:58
The dog finally escaped and we son of a bitch just brought it back
01:36:02
thinking we were all virtuous.
01:36:04
Maybe the dog wanted to escape.
01:36:07
Maybe there.
01:36:07
Yeah, maybe the maybe their abusers of dogs.
01:36:10
And you just.
01:36:12
Did you see that?
01:36:12
Did you see the people that let the dog out to attack a moose?
01:36:17
Ooh. How would you do that?
01:36:19
Because they were stupid.
01:36:20
Moose are no fucking joke.
01:36:22
No joke.
01:36:23
And the people, the caring people
01:36:24
that were filming pulled up and said, Excuse me, you want to grab your dog?
01:36:27
And they,
01:36:29
they had the nerve to say, Oh, you must have a pussy dog, our dog's
01:36:31
no pussy.
01:36:33
And it was a pit bull.
01:36:33
It's going to be more agile, it's going to be more agile than the moose.
01:36:37
So it'll be able that you can just die
01:36:41
if it's savvy enough to know to do that, like is stupid.
01:36:44
To do that.
01:36:49
So what is this?
01:36:50
What is this Nikola Tesla video that you sent?
01:36:53
I don't know, but I'm about to throw on full moon attacks, moose attacks? Man
01:36:58
Well, on past moose attacks, man, Really quick.
01:37:00
This is,
01:37:05
uh, it's just.
01:37:07
It's a doing.
01:37:09
You don't fuck with a moose, bro. So,
01:37:12
yeah, I am.
01:37:13
It's got to be worth it
01:37:17
again.
01:37:18
Oh, you fucking idiot.
01:37:20
Oh, that's not that big of a moose.
01:37:26
Let's see if a vehicle had to be in the way.
01:37:28
God damn it. Hey, thanks for watching.
01:37:31
All right. Thanks for watching.
01:37:33
Oh, this guy shoots a moose.
01:37:34
All right, one more. Well.
01:37:37
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
01:37:39
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:37:43
Oh, yeah.
01:37:44
It's like something happened.
01:37:45
Oh, I guess
01:37:48
they did.
01:37:50
He already. You
01:37:52
know, he charged him twice now.
01:37:54
Now he's got his gun out.
01:37:57
Oh, yeah.
01:37:58
Take it down and put it out.
01:37:59
Oh, poor stiff little man.
01:38:06
They just scoots away like, Fuck this.
01:38:08
I'm out. I didn't do it.
01:38:12
Somebody else did that.
01:38:13
I didn't do it
01:38:17
either.
01:38:18
They're getting away.
01:38:19
They're going to get away from it till it dies.
01:38:22
My. Well, I think it's already dead.
01:38:25
Yeah. Yeah.
01:38:27
I don't know.
01:38:27
You must have never seen Tommy Boy.
01:38:29
Then I might not be dead
01:38:37
or fucking.
01:38:39
Oh, good, dude.
01:38:41
No, something's up.
01:38:43
I just want to take some pretty pictures
01:38:45
of the moose.
01:38:50
Oh, come on, show it.
01:38:57
But like a car crash video.
01:39:02
Boring.
01:39:05
All right, go to your video.
01:39:06
I don't have a video. I thought you
01:39:09
interrupted.
01:39:10
I totally interrupted
01:39:12
like I usually do.
01:39:15
I don't know what it is.
01:39:16
Gary just sends him halfway through his ideas and inventions.
01:39:20
Glad you libs color scientists and engineers around the world.
01:39:24
Among his many future discoveries, one of the most heartbreaking was his work.
01:39:30
Tesla.
01:39:31
You showed that these crystals
01:39:32
fuchsia the key to unlocking a new era of energy production,
01:39:36
one that could at least like the super man crystals, homes, businesses and cities.
01:39:41
His insights into the properties of crystal quartz were far ahead
01:39:45
of their time.
01:39:46
And today, as we explore new ways to harness sustainable energy
01:39:50
sources, Tesla's legacy is more relevant than ever.
01:39:54
Tesla was a master of energy, frequency and vibration.
01:39:58
He understood that everything is energy and that we can create anything
01:40:02
we desire by harnessing this.
01:40:04
I'm sorry, what did he just say?
01:40:06
He frequency and vibration.
01:40:08
He understood that everything is energy and that we could
01:40:11
create anything we desired by harnessing this energy.
01:40:15
He knew we needed to match the frequency to attract something into our lives.
01:40:19
Tesla loved quartz crystals and did hundreds of experiments using crystal.
01:40:24
Loved them.
01:40:25
I liked that I could possibly love them.
01:40:27
When I see those crystals or I see ice forming in my window, I see the same kind
01:40:31
of fractal pattern that fractal that it isn't a fragile pattern.
01:40:36
It's the same result from the speakers in the beginning, right?
01:40:39
I don't think that's a fractal, but I just.
01:40:42
I meant symmetrical.
01:40:43
I see the same type of symmetrical patterns forming,
01:40:46
so it's like it's capturing one vibration frozen in time,
01:40:49
like a crystal or ice frozen on the window.
01:40:52
Do you know what it does?
01:40:53
Use crackle patterns.
01:40:54
The internal antenna in your cell,
01:41:01
The Mandelbrot set?
01:41:04
Yes. If you guys get a crystal set, radio
01:41:09
which at that frequency would you get it tuned into?
01:41:13
91.1. 96.3
01:41:18
Avi, 89.9 for the year.
01:41:20
Neither one of years would work in Detroit because you both picked one
01:41:23
with very strong, strong, strong, strong signal already.
01:41:25
So you clearly have never had one of those little transmitters.
01:41:28
Your car 91.1 works great in Detroit.
01:41:31
Oh yeah. I used to have one of those.
01:41:32
I used to use it at the dealership.
01:41:34
So you put all the cars in the lot on one frequency?
01:41:37
I'm not sure if we were competing there or I cut you off on some huge,
01:41:41
overwhelmingly positive flier philosophical thing, but I won.
01:41:45
If there was any winner there this time the Tesla crystal thing to radio reception
01:41:54
crystal set radios.
01:41:55
It's been the same for 100 years and radios,
01:41:58
that's a good example of the transmitters vibrating and the receiver is resonating
01:42:03
whatever is vibrating and that's how it duplicates what you're hearing.
01:42:07
You know, like a by the way,
01:42:10
Brady already kind of hinted, but when he mentioned, you know, about the
01:42:14
sound frequencies and vibrations and all that being an energy type source,
01:42:19
So my vibrations will exist far
01:42:23
beyond my physical consciousness.
01:42:27
They perceive what I perceive
01:42:29
as consciousness is what
01:42:33
supposedly ceases to exist.
01:42:34
But my vibrations as well as you still lives, that
01:42:39
they are actually your vibrations go out infinitely.
01:42:42
I almost.
01:42:44
I live forever. It's almost like there's an afterlife.
01:42:47
Where's almost echoes.
01:42:50
But that sense of big. Almost.
01:42:54
Well, any thoughts?
01:42:55
Sure. And what is afterlife?
01:42:59
As far as I can tell?
01:43:00
Nonsense.
01:43:01
Complete and utter nonsense energy.
01:43:04
So when you die, like the world ends or oscillation
01:43:07
and connected, how do you know can be used?
01:43:11
It's called After World Body.
01:43:13
His remarkable statement.
01:43:15
If you want to find the secrets of the universe.
01:43:18
No, it's carbon recycled frequency.
01:43:21
And never once have we set awareness or energy.
01:43:23
Is life a way to supply power with energy?
01:43:27
In fact, in fact, I've heard your say that it starts before life.
01:43:31
Whatever energy you were, you were.
01:43:33
And then you are. And then you will be.
01:43:35
That's what I heard.
01:43:36
Electricity from 1890.
01:43:39
I don't know how to play it from that perspective.
01:43:42
So we've already been down the road.
01:43:44
But yeah, well,
01:43:45
we've already been down this road of what is why does consciousness matter,
01:43:49
Why does it matter, Why does that the end all be all of consciousness
01:43:53
or sentience, but power over short distances without light up?
01:43:57
I don't see the need to differentiate there.
01:44:00
There's a difference there, but I don't see the need
01:44:04
to differentiate called the.
01:44:07
It's your
01:44:08
consciousness, your awareness that that makes you you.
01:44:11
That is the sense of you being you.
01:44:14
The the, the quality.
01:44:16
So you're saying like so say what it's like
01:44:19
to see a frog.
01:44:22
It's say a frog didn't have consciousness.
01:44:24
Is it still a frog?
01:44:26
Tesla stated that his ideas No.
01:44:28
And the underlying nature I have to know why would it lose consciousness?
01:44:34
Why does it have consciousness?
01:44:35
What's the thinking encapsulated by the you?
01:44:38
I sure would like to see that flow.
01:44:41
Yeah, I interject.
01:44:41
I don't think. I don't think it ever thinks that.
01:44:43
Are you the same you you were yesterday in the reptilian brain
01:44:49
We've already discussed we've already defined
01:44:50
that your cells change so physically right.
01:44:53
You challenged and I've changed
01:44:56
on several matters of age.
01:44:59
I mean, but different food in your body
01:45:03
and into your stomach is different.
01:45:04
Have a free rise.
01:45:06
Why is what?
01:45:09
The fact is you you you are you. You be you.
01:45:12
I mean, what does that even mean in this realm in this virtual
01:45:16
this to us is I can't even we
01:45:20
I mean it although I have changed a lot in the last one day,
01:45:25
I haven't really changed all that much in the last 40 years.
01:45:28
It's you have videos. You look way different.
01:45:31
Yeah. Way different.
01:45:32
You look last gay 11 years but can exactly again
01:45:36
I'm saying that your your your defining you
01:45:40
which you have a right to do frequently but don't define me I a right to do
01:45:46
I want an equal starting point
01:45:48
for this conversation that I would love to have
01:45:52
if I can fire in some people equals point
01:45:54
that we're both energy at one point.
01:45:57
Do you want to start a new podcast?
01:45:59
What other people don't know
01:46:02
and know and know.
01:46:06
So was your when it when and when did Gary become Gary
01:46:09
when you were born, when you were conceived,
01:46:12
when you finally decided to have a podcast, when you graduated,
01:46:16
what definition made you a whole?
01:46:18
Gary That is never going to change when you are alive or dead
01:46:22
frequencies that I'm going to change.
01:46:26
Okay, well, you just had to steadfast always.
01:46:28
Your argument is always, I ceased to be me.
01:46:31
When you die.
01:46:34
But I want to define what me is. Me
01:46:36
is just that last moment in second, an instance in time,
01:46:38
if that's the way you're going to define it.
01:46:40
A formative.
01:46:42
I know
01:46:45
self is not a time nonetheless
01:46:47
certainly not it's not.
01:46:50
Why is and so no you can't define any kind of experience
01:46:54
and I am not any time physical but you've experienced things in time
01:46:59
for a service for you know a certain extent or a certain amount.
01:47:03
Yes. So any limitations?
01:47:05
What do you mean you're not?
01:47:06
I mean, your self has a lot to do with your experiences of yourself,
01:47:10
has a lot to do with time.
01:47:12
Otherwise, what the fuck is our argument about?
01:47:14
It ends when you die.
01:47:15
If time doesn't matter than death doesn't matter.
01:47:17
Were believed to have employed death
01:47:20
doesn't matter if time doesn't, how do you
01:47:25
who time doesn't matter You without know.
01:47:29
You said time doesn't matter to self solar cells laid down.
01:47:32
No, I said I do not identify as a time.
01:47:35
As a time as. As a what?
01:47:38
What does that mean? I don't know what that means. Nobody.
01:47:40
I don't.
01:47:40
I don't either.
01:47:41
That's why can't identify as it you can you can identify as anything exists.
01:47:47
You can but I guess you can but other person I
01:47:51
have a biological organism I guess
01:47:54
time use their own reason.
01:47:57
Play along.
01:47:58
Yeah that's not that's not okay current due to the
01:48:02
in fact this is caused by
01:48:05
the make time.
01:48:11
Is anybody else over 50.
01:48:12
Any time you hear the word crystals kind of cringed a little bit
01:48:14
thinking that it might be you know those kind of crystals in your P
01:48:18
if you had those yet.
01:48:19
No no, no more than 50 no stone No.
01:48:23
The inside of my right leg hurt a little bit
01:48:25
and I reached search that it could be apparently everybody's stones
01:48:29
luckily they're just small enough that they don't hurt but
01:48:33
I had a couple of we punch in over ones in my time
01:48:35
they're not they're not friendly In your time.
01:48:39
In my time, yes.
01:48:40
Because I think I'm
01:48:41
trying to play back with Gary's not necessarily relating to time.
01:48:45
I remember one time that I passed kidney stone where fucking time mattered
01:48:49
like you would not believe is like the longest 3 minutes of my fucking life.
01:48:54
Time was one of our best episodes.
01:48:57
Time keeps ticking
01:48:59
into the future.
01:49:02
That was the construct
01:49:04
It is.
01:49:06
But how do you define your experiences without time?
01:49:10
Consciousness is a construct.
01:49:12
You cannot.
01:49:13
I'm you need you need the passage of time to actually have a chain of events.
01:49:18
I'm baiting into your argument and trying to get this life
01:49:21
after life point in time is the reason why I brought it up.
01:49:25
I'm trying to figure out what what.
01:49:26
Besides ceasing to breathe and aware and be aware and exist.
01:49:30
I don't understand. Exactly.
01:49:32
Exactly.
01:49:32
So consciousness is awareness,
01:49:37
but this after what is taking place at a time
01:49:41
other than your living time,
01:49:45
what thoughts could you possibly have?
01:49:49
Will you see that every wheelchair
01:49:53
ever retarded people in the wheelchair that are like this?
01:49:57
Yeah.
01:49:57
And their parents
01:49:58
probably should have put them down because that's just torturous.
01:50:01
I'm sorry.
01:50:02
I was looking at word and let me just do it now.
01:50:08
You've got to put one hand
01:50:09
on the joystick, on your beers, the joystick of the wheelchair.
01:50:12
There you go.
01:50:15
Now, you don't even wheel themselves. No.
01:50:17
The ones that don't wheel themselves Now, is that conscious
01:50:20
that they're conscious.
01:50:23
But that's why other countries put that shit down.
01:50:25
You can have tests to check for that and they can actually do stuff to help
01:50:30
that even if you still want to have it,
01:50:33
get it checked out.
01:50:35
I think that there's a button that should be available
01:50:37
and then it should still be
01:50:38
left up to the parents if they want to go through the patience of
01:50:42
how much conscious is running through that.
01:50:44
Is that not because I doubt it.
01:50:48
I think there's more consciousness in here, just doesn't I doubt
01:50:51
it's really has has thoughts that are relevant to anything
01:50:57
other than like I am
01:50:59
uncomfortable or not comfortable is literally all it.
01:51:04
So is that still current to you?
01:51:05
Is that.
01:51:09
Yeah.
01:51:09
Yes. Yeah. Yeah, absolutely.
01:51:10
What about, what about somebody that's like clinging to life
01:51:13
that's on a breathing machine consciousness.
01:51:15
They're their brain functions aren't all there.
01:51:17
They're, they're bodies still living because they've got,
01:51:20
you know, a thing making their heart going and thing making their lungs go.
01:51:23
Is that that's still conscious being the tricky moral situation.
01:51:28
Okay here, because I am trying to find that borderline
01:51:32
would that be compatible ism?
01:51:36
No, would be like a word crime.
01:51:38
I believe there is and isn't an afterlife.
01:51:40
Fuck off, it's compatible ism.
01:51:41
And you taught me how to do that.
01:51:43
I learned it from you, Dad.
01:51:45
I learned it from you.
01:51:47
Well, if it makes
01:51:48
you feel any better, that's why I decided not to have you.
01:51:51
But, you know, that's an old drug movie or drug commercial.
01:51:55
Just in case you never saw that.
01:51:57
Yeah.
01:51:58
There's your brain.
01:51:58
And you.
01:52:01
What's a
01:52:03
what's socially since you drink it, Since you're drinking
01:52:05
type of liquid.
01:52:09
Well,
01:52:12
turpentine. Ooh.
01:52:24
All right, well, I pulled this up.
01:52:26
I'm not sure exactly, but I have so much to explain.
01:52:29
I was explaining They're just sitting there.
01:52:32
I mean, if you knew, how do you work a mute button? You could.
01:52:35
You could eat it.
01:52:36
It's a brain.
01:52:38
It's the complex.
01:52:40
And you're like, you've done every single episode so far.
01:52:43
So what would be the difference other than
01:52:46
other than I'm convincing you to change
01:52:49
your big book.
01:52:50
You could be the everything, everything MIT, all that complexity.
01:52:55
Functionally, it's very easy to think of the brain
01:52:58
to play a hotdog buns video, but fuck that.
01:53:01
This is a broadly simplifying way to think
01:53:04
about aspects of brain function when it comes to behavior.
01:53:08
Is this what Gary said?
01:53:11
No, this is what I did.
01:53:12
This is highly schematic. The brain.
01:53:14
I love this guy's theory.
01:53:15
In this player, one can think,
01:53:18
how can even here you that ancient as his beard
01:53:21
looks like I'm talking like a brain.
01:53:24
I haven't thought of it like
01:53:27
looks like Spanish moss hanging from his fucking face.
01:53:30
And then his hair is very like Jesus has got this little curl he gets.
01:53:34
He fucking wakes up in the morning and curls his hair like a woman at this age.
01:53:38
How old this guy is?
01:53:39
He's waking up and curling his hair.
01:53:41
Come on, bro.
01:53:43
Pretty sure he colors it because of his beard.
01:53:45
Is that gray? And his hair is like, See now?
01:53:48
Yeah, his beard is like that. I had hair like that at one point.
01:53:51
And if the curls.
01:53:53
Yeah, they would say you permit dude, you permit.
01:53:55
I'm like do know everyone told me when I you homo you fagot.
01:53:59
So feel I feel for this guy and I can tell by his eyebrows that that's natural.
01:54:04
Oh yeah they do match the match.
01:54:07
But where's my mouse There.
01:54:08
This guy's Greek or at first most the bottom, most
01:54:11
the most ancient is being what's often termed the reptilian brain.
01:54:16
We've got the same wiring as the lizard. Is.
01:54:19
And isn't that what everyone talks about?
01:54:21
The Reptilians?
01:54:22
They don't mean actual lizard people.
01:54:24
They mean the reptilian brain evolved people.
01:54:29
Well, I mean, we have a
01:54:30
percentage of reptilian brain in us is what kind of what they're right.
01:54:34
And some people tap into that more and they're the freaking.
01:54:37
Yeah, I don't know because the way they explain it, it's
01:54:40
very much just based on like reaction.
01:54:44
It's, it's very cold blooded.
01:54:46
Conscious.
01:54:47
Yeah, very Unconscious reaction to the situation,
01:54:51
which is kind of what I'm getting at, wiring of the base of the brain.
01:54:54
And what is that region to all the regulatory.
01:54:58
That's why they're so quick in reaction and body temperature differences, not
01:55:02
just because it's either sweat or shiver or really more of a nervous system
01:55:07
reaction, blood glucose levels, nothing like, Oh, hey, this thing is here,
01:55:11
it's going to eat me.
01:55:12
It's more like, here's a thing they're not keeping, it's just because
01:55:16
it's too risky in its environment to survive.
01:55:19
On top of that is the state.
01:55:22
It's an automatic process,
01:55:23
just like when we fucking breathe or our heartbeats or whatever.
01:55:28
Like, sure, I can sit here and hold my breath, but
01:55:30
I don't ever think about breathing unless I'm actually thinking about it.
01:55:33
Otherwise it's just automated.
01:55:35
Yeah, there's two styles of thoughts.
01:55:36
There's the voluntary and involuntary.
01:55:41
You're breathing and stuff
01:55:42
that you don't think about is involuntary,
01:55:45
but your brain's some part of your brain is still aware and functioning.
01:55:48
It's your muscles in the inside of limbic system that the limbic.
01:55:53
Yeah,
01:55:56
that's right inside of the brain is less less
01:55:59
not really a consciousness, but it's more of a nervous system.
01:56:04
Reactionary situation.
01:56:05
And that picture a little bit horrifying.
01:56:07
It looks like the red thing shouldn't be there.
01:56:10
I think they're highlighting like they are,
01:56:12
but it looks like an invasive something,
01:56:18
the emotional part of the brain.
01:56:21
This is very much a mammalian specialty.
01:56:24
They're off.
01:56:25
They're in the grasslands butting heads with somebody else with antlers.
01:56:29
And it's your limbic system that's heavily involved.
01:56:32
But you could go in one of their eyes you're arousal going outside.
01:56:36
So future outings, all those sorts of things.
01:56:39
So that is not a top is the stoolie or whatever.
01:56:43
He just doesn't cortex
01:56:45
do you know how many wrestlers they bring in Arizona
01:56:48
to get part of the deal that does impulse control, long term learning, emotional
01:56:53
regulation, better than the barstool frontal cortex that whispers.
01:56:56
And you're going to really want to do that right now
01:57:00
you can see four or yeah, functionally, it's
01:57:03
very easy to think of this simplistic flow of commands.
01:57:08
Layer to the limbic system could make layer one the reptilian brain activate.
01:57:14
When is that?
01:57:15
Your heart speeds faster, not because of the regulator.
01:57:18
Funny reptilian thing.
01:57:20
Kind of. What he's saying is the heart.
01:57:22
The more the conscious area of the brain
01:57:26
triggers the reptilian, which is just the reactionary side.
01:57:30
So a reptile has just a reptilian brain, so it's just reactionary.
01:57:35
Does the reptile have conscious or not?
01:57:38
Is it conscious?
01:57:38
It is a conscious being or is it just a reactionary clump of cells?
01:57:44
Answer It has
01:57:47
a level of consciousness, consciousness or sensing.
01:57:52
I don't think it does. I don't think it does.
01:57:54
Based on the description of the reptilian brain.
01:57:57
I don't think it does unless the reptilian reptile
01:58:00
also has a different part of the brain.
01:58:04
If a reptilian brain is just based what it is,
01:58:08
or they're using that as a descriptor
01:58:11
for the human side of
01:58:14
that,
01:58:15
like sure, at some painful for our own emotional state.
01:58:20
But I don't fear well the beast there some scary menacing girls threatening
01:58:25
you and more than a reactionary like horses you really need to nothing
01:58:29
to activate, right?
01:58:30
Or not to another snake alligators, which others don't.
01:58:35
We've got a regulatory change happening in your body.
01:58:37
You know, they're not compassionate.
01:58:39
They're cold and easy to think.
01:58:42
Oh, yeah, they're definitely aware. Yeah.
01:58:45
Commanding
01:58:47
the Olympics.
01:58:48
It's all based off the nervous system, rather
01:58:51
some of their emotional hoops with the West right in front of you.
01:58:55
You said my life.
01:58:56
My life upsetting know where do you sit?
01:59:00
Where are you?
01:59:00
So with that, it's brilliant because they do claim
01:59:02
that trees and grass and other plant life do talk to each other.
01:59:06
They do have. Well, hell yeah, they do.
01:59:08
Did you see that their roots aren't touching?
01:59:10
There was a whole forest.
01:59:11
And when one tree.
01:59:13
Where the fuck over there needs water, the entire forest gives up
01:59:17
like a little their water so that that tree gets more peace.
01:59:21
They take care of each other.
01:59:22
And when I heard it, I was like, Well, do the roots are connected?
01:59:24
And then research.
01:59:26
Turns out they're not connected.
01:59:28
Oh, is it the fungus? Yeah.
01:59:31
So our plants do our plants conscious.
01:59:34
Are they conscious beings?
01:59:36
Yes. Is fungus conscious?
01:59:38
Oh, yes.
01:59:40
Have you convinced us yet then?
01:59:42
Because I mean, what do we.
01:59:43
I agree with that.
01:59:44
You think it thinks
01:59:46
it can reason, it can go, Hey, I'm just a grass piece.
01:59:49
You're sitting there. Look at me I'm grass. It just does that all day.
01:59:51
Look at me blowing Look up Sheldrake and Hoffman
01:59:56
there's an air not not not just
01:59:59
the morphic resonance
02:00:02
but the is that Sheldrake
02:00:04
and that Sheldrake and Hoffman
02:00:09
Fuck you Nat Geo
02:00:11
I thought I could look at that for freeze fucking that you.
02:00:15
Yeah The internet's not free
02:00:17
It's Rupert Sheldrake and Donald Hoffman.
02:00:21
Rupert Sheldrake is the one that pitches
02:00:25
morphic resonance.
02:00:26
Donald Hoffman is the one that pitches
02:00:30
trance like his pitches for what he
02:00:35
the Oakland A's can put up similar to each other.
02:00:39
It certainly doesn't seem that way.
02:00:41
Plants don't have complex sensory or nervous system
02:00:46
or nervous systems are conscious asking in the sun
02:00:48
and responding instinctively to inputs like nervous system reaction.
02:00:52
Definitely odd as it sounds,
02:00:54
but they are similar to date with each other, just like that means.
02:00:58
Thank you, Gary.
02:00:59
You taught me today that plants to have their environment.
02:01:01
I love it and they can share signals with each other.
02:01:04
Their energy attack.
02:01:06
They do these signals take two rats,
02:01:10
live through this toil.
02:01:11
Yeah.
02:01:11
And three, get damaged, whether by hungry insects or an invasion.
02:01:16
Currently you release plumes of volatile energy, whatever it is.
02:01:21
That's no irony,
02:01:24
I used to like scene after line of.
02:01:26
Is Jerry telling me that you believe your life continues and adjust
02:01:32
frequently in one experiment
02:01:35
actually differently than insects or something after science
02:01:40
throughout the summer other branches of the same sagebrush
02:01:44
after your life and
02:01:46
in you and certain branches on neighboring bushes
02:01:49
suggesting that they have very active entire insect defenses,
02:01:53
no immune you exist and convincing me that there's no afterlife,
02:01:58
then what sector aren't more insect resistant? Why?
02:02:02
These are things I've never seen in my life has a magical survival.
02:02:06
Religion made me again this morning, by the way.
02:02:09
Jerry and flowers are painted that way,
02:02:11
which is why we plant toward our neighbors of danger painting.
02:02:14
Especially if you're competing for resources.
02:02:16
Always try to paint it.
02:02:17
Well, it might be an accident, but I suppose so.
02:02:20
You would prefer we have more information so the facts as easily as we can actually
02:02:29
rely on those airborne.
02:02:30
Okay, let's say you came from the collective consciousness,
02:02:34
but you're born into this stressful, you know, you die
02:02:38
overhearing some of that and stocking up coal when you die.
02:02:42
If you're planning to return to the caucuses in your language
02:02:45
and memory plants in the same period, release on you, different sets
02:02:51
over the makeup of that cocktail and whatever reduces
02:02:54
the effectiveness of communication.
02:02:56
So does that mean more using the plants, chemical things
02:03:00
like the more fluidly and they can
02:03:03
be most sensitive to use in time in which you are conscious,
02:03:07
but because your care is happening now
02:03:10
like light and then
02:03:14
when I'm dead,
02:03:15
there are strange means for something happens.
02:03:18
Even other senses experience to make it go plants
02:03:22
and more to say from seeing my morning sick fucking microscopic functions
02:03:26
don't have to rely solely on those airborne programs signals can travel.
02:03:31
Oh, I know this universe doesn't
02:03:35
put fungi does in
02:03:37
the plants and help them have water and nutrients.
02:03:41
These fungal filaments,
02:03:44
all of these that can connect to separate plants, creating an underground supra.
02:03:48
There is an argument that can be made that we've got an observer.
02:03:52
There is nothing they can't see.
02:03:54
It's fighting genes and enzymes and finally molecules
02:03:57
produced by system like the crabs in healthy plant and prompt.
02:04:02
I guess they just completely second favorite drug quote of the show.
02:04:07
My brain has trouble just perceiving
02:04:11
but I didn't finish my sentence.
02:04:12
But we can just leave it there.
02:04:13
Well but see that's that's the brilliance in the statement, right?
02:04:20
In which. I forgot what I was talking about.
02:04:23
I am words not.
02:04:29
I am so not either.
02:04:34
This is only my fourth beer of the cast.
02:04:37
But I did have two talls at Texas Roadhouse. So
02:04:41
of the pregnant chick was today.
02:04:44
Yeah.
02:04:45
That just happened when that just happened earlier.
02:04:48
Nice. Yeah.
02:04:50
That pregnancy just happened. Was funny.
02:04:52
Oh, so I did not mention so.
02:04:54
Just so happens, I was like trying to find them.
02:04:57
And then finally I found them in there
02:04:59
because I just kept looking around and then like at some point
02:05:01
him and I made eye contact.
02:05:03
And so I just started laughing.
02:05:05
And then I was watching whatever was on the TV.
02:05:10
And then I look back and like, he didn't seem to pay no mind to it.
02:05:13
I guess maybe he didn't even know it was me.
02:05:15
But so I leave.
02:05:19
I go to leave and I'm walking to my truck and I'm like, wondering like,
02:05:23
I'm like, okay, let me I'm going.
02:05:24
I want to, with my truck, reenact this moment, for whatever reason,
02:05:30
I want to go back to where I was, were parked
02:05:32
back up and see how much like an I did do that.
02:05:34
But before I did that, I realized that they were also
02:05:36
walking back out of their truck.
02:05:37
You won't hit that motherfucker again, didn't you?
02:05:40
I honked in them.
02:05:43
I drove by a
02:05:44
hog, and then I kind of skirted my shoulders a little bit.
02:05:47
How long did you have to sit in your truck before they drove around?
02:05:50
I just drove around the building and just sort of.
02:05:52
How long did you have to sit your truck
02:05:53
before they finished eating and actually came out?
02:05:56
Oh, it just happened to be perfectly timed.
02:05:58
It was weird.
02:06:00
I was thinking about the possibility of it,
02:06:03
and then I saw three people and I'm like, Oh, there's a dude with two chicks.
02:06:06
And I'm like, Is that them?
02:06:08
And I'm like, No, I think the chicks are wearing something different.
02:06:10
And I'm like, No, that's fucking them because they're headed to that area of
02:06:13
the parking lot. And so the
02:06:17
look that on
02:06:18
the room and then waited for them to leave or I didn't wait for them leave.
02:06:21
They're gone by the time I got back around, but
02:06:24
I reenacted my moves.
02:06:26
There was plenty of room for them too.
02:06:29
They were all standing in a line and they didn't even move anywhere
02:06:32
because they were waiting to see what I would do and.
02:06:35
They were again, I've been in backup camera.
02:06:38
I've had people honk at me because they're like, Oh,
02:06:41
you don't realize you're in reverse.
02:06:42
You're going to hit me. And it's like, I've got a backup camera.
02:06:44
I can get like fucking this close to you with that motherfucking backup.
02:06:48
Elon Musk is driving my car, motherfucker.
02:06:50
I look, my hands aren't even on the wheel.
02:06:51
The Chevy. It's a Chevy, asshole.
02:06:53
So they have auto drive, too, don't they? Somehow.
02:06:56
Yeah. Yeah.
02:06:57
No, they're pretty fast. At least.
02:06:59
Beep, beep, beep, beep.
02:07:00
When you're going to hit something, when you're backing up,
02:07:02
like I get into a lot of rental cars and so I end up with
02:07:06
my favorite thing is really just the adaptive cruise.
02:07:08
But Adaptive cruise existed and BMW was when in like fucking 20 years ago.
02:07:15
It's more of a standard feature now.
02:07:19
But yeah, the the wheel that keeps you in the lane.
02:07:22
And it's funny because like I,
02:07:24
you just got to like it'll yell at you and then some of the vehicles
02:07:28
that will just go fuck you grab the wheel dipshit and you're going to start going
02:07:33
in the other lane if you don't grab it, some of them will just keep warning you.
02:07:36
But pretty much all you got to do is just like touch the wheel
02:07:39
to let it know that there's like some feedback.
02:07:42
You're
02:07:43
you just kind of rest your hands so it can kind of feel little.
02:07:46
It just needs
02:07:46
a little bit of resistance on the wheel to know that you're still holding it.
02:07:50
Otherwise, it does a pretty decent job in keeping you in the lane,
02:07:54
unless you're like a merge point sometimes.
02:07:56
Like you drift towards the merge point a little bit,
02:07:58
it gets kind of a little confused,
02:08:01
but I've tested those are pretty hefty.
02:08:04
The shitty thing is it gives you a false sense of confidence
02:08:07
to where you can distracted drive and then some.
02:08:12
Well, that's
02:08:14
honest.
02:08:14
And I'm like, Oh yeah, I won't swerve into a lane.
02:08:17
I'm not going to get pulled over by a car
02:08:18
because I'm just going to stay in my lane so I can just be distracted all day.
02:08:22
Doesn't the Tesla bitch when your eyes get shut?
02:08:24
I mean when your eyes shut? I've never been in a Tesla.
02:08:27
I've only been in the reproduction of to get down
02:08:30
because there's a solar and there's just so good you'll fall asleep.
02:08:33
I think it'll just.
02:08:34
You've got to be driving me home.
02:08:39
There's also the deaths
02:08:41
that have occurred for a.k.a.
02:08:44
addicted
02:08:50
toggling,
02:08:58
tingling, tingling.
02:09:00
So what were we talking about?
02:09:01
We went from
02:09:04
plants, talking to each other to
02:09:06
what do we jump to after that?
02:09:12
The trick
02:09:14
panpsychism is that everything is
02:09:17
conscious consciousness is fundamental.
02:09:21
That's
02:09:23
how can it be conscious if it doesn't remember,
02:09:27
if it can't actively make its own decisions and like,
02:09:29
say it wants to take a walk or play videos, remember, I forget I'm conscious.
02:09:36
So there could be a misremembering prior
02:09:38
to you being born dead or being born.
02:09:42
You do consider yourself being conscious
02:09:44
the moment you were born because this memory does kind of
02:09:48
just have to have some some piece of memory behind it if no.
02:09:54
So if there could be after before you're born, why couldn't there be after
02:09:58
you're dead?
02:10:00
There is is my lifetime still exists.
02:10:04
There's an afterlife.
02:10:06
Oh, I'm sorry.
02:10:08
Yes, time still exists.
02:10:09
After your death, there is an afterlife. Yes.
02:10:11
You just said yes. There's an afterlife. Yes.
02:10:13
I don't think time can confines and constraints us after death anymore.
02:10:18
Time is a construct.
02:10:21
The energy, whatever the energy does, especially after death,
02:10:26
is not a construct.
02:10:27
I'm not going to say afterlife, but I'll say after death to establish
02:10:31
that point in time when this past doesn't coincide with consciousness,
02:10:34
I don't know what why you retain consciousness, what
02:10:40
my my concern is
02:10:41
how long my my energy resonates if I don't feed it.
02:10:46
Well, again, Gary said
02:10:48
that there could be a consciousness prior to me being born.
02:10:51
So and then he agree that there could be a consciousness prior to dying, right?
02:10:55
Oh, God.
02:10:56
Oh, you're talking about the hypothetical that I was saying.
02:10:59
Okay, okay.
02:11:00
Let's go back to the hypothetical and explain.
02:11:03
I'm going to explain how I can hear you.
02:11:05
Yeah, I know
02:11:07
that this is not my viewpoint.
02:11:10
Let's broaden our minds.
02:11:13
Lawrence.
02:11:16
This is not my viewpoint,
02:11:18
but I'm willing to play this out as far as it'll go.
02:11:21
Say, there is a collective consciousness
02:11:24
of which you take part,
02:11:27
and when you're born,
02:11:30
the portion of the collective consciousness that is, you get
02:11:35
put into this vessel, this, this shell, and then you live your full life.
02:11:40
And then the your,
02:11:43
those, those memory arrays
02:11:46
are uploaded into the collective consciousness as you
02:11:50
and you go back to your original state of being this
02:11:53
collective consciousness
02:11:56
that that's what I'm hearing, that's what I'm trying to imagine,
02:12:00
as is the the Brady view of the afterlife.
02:12:04
Nope. Okay.
02:12:05
You want to try to equate everything that they create everything
02:12:10
to a soul type idea when that's not what we're talking about.
02:12:13
You literally try to describe a soul or like a like what
02:12:16
religion describes as what would happen when you die like angels and shit.
02:12:20
That's literally what you just tried to describe.
02:12:22
And that's not at all what we've ever tried to convey.
02:12:26
Our idea through.
02:12:28
Okay, I would love to hear what the real idea
02:12:32
for the last like ten episodes AM.
02:12:34
I'm not sure what the idea is, actually.
02:12:36
I'm more agnostic to the idea repeatedly.
02:12:39
Okay, Repeatedly.
02:12:42
Repeatedly.
02:12:43
I know, I know.
02:12:44
But it helps the word repeatedly.
02:12:46
If you say it more than once.
02:12:48
By the way, it's actually in the word repeatedly to say
02:12:51
repeatedly repeated times would be saying it repeatedly.
02:12:55
Gary said say there is a collective consciousness.
02:12:59
Okay.
02:13:00
And when you're spread right, there are predictions that you make
02:13:04
of the collective consciousness becomes you, okay, put into this vessel.
02:13:08
So you're literally saying that there is like something
02:13:11
that is a soul type entity that gets put into this vessel.
02:13:14
We're not talking about anything being put into this vessel.
02:13:16
We're talking about the natural energy that comes out
02:13:19
that's just about that helps transform us into what we are.
02:13:23
And then when it's done, it releases back to where it came from.
02:13:26
There's nothing.
02:13:27
Her view isn't conscious or alive.
02:13:30
No one said it was motherfucker.
02:13:32
Okay?
02:13:33
Believe it doesn't have anything to do with you guys.
02:13:36
No bearing,
02:13:39
No bearing.
02:13:39
Without energy, you don't exist.
02:13:44
But this is.
02:13:45
We use energy as life form to use energy, more energy.
02:13:50
Use the energy you've put back out.
02:13:53
That's not
02:13:57
decreased.
02:13:58
My energy is in no way leaves you.
02:14:00
You you are considering the consciousness,
02:14:03
the end all, be all of the human creation.
02:14:06
We're talking about the essence behind the consciousness.
02:14:11
What drives the conscious power is that consciousness.
02:14:14
I'm not sure it's we, but I understand why you're including me.
02:14:18
Right?
02:14:19
Well, you know, I just want to be better than that.
02:14:22
I don't know what you have like for the record.
02:14:25
I don't know what the fuck he's like.
02:14:26
Hey, by the way, he's.
02:14:28
No, we even tell you.
02:14:31
I think it's coming out, asshole energy.
02:14:34
You remember, the energy is never created.
02:14:39
You don't need to team
02:14:40
up because this isn't going to work otherwise.
02:14:43
No, we don't know because you aren't listening.
02:14:47
And so to provide more perspective based on more opinions is,
02:14:52
I think, the only way to try to convince you otherwise.
02:14:56
Why are you trying to convince him?
02:14:57
And Why are he trying to convince you?
02:15:00
Because the only reason I'm
02:15:01
trying to convince him is because he's so gung ho on convincing the other way.
02:15:06
So I guess that could be.
02:15:09
Or I guess I could be your argument, too. I guess I could be.
02:15:11
Argue your argument, too, because I criticize atheists of attacking.
02:15:17
You know, it's like, are you really just
02:15:19
do you don't believe in God or do you just hate Christians?
02:15:22
FOX With my voice,
02:15:24
I just want you to go to folks homes until every one of those people that
02:15:29
there's no hope and whisper in their ear that their last breath will be tonight
02:15:34
and that they can fuck off.
02:15:35
It's going to end because it's real pompous and arrogant
02:15:39
when you're in your forties or eighties even to be like,
02:15:43
live your best life while you're alive.
02:15:44
But when you have days left you, I can't imagine
02:15:49
not so many deathbed conversions that I can't imagine giving them
02:15:53
any threat of hope to cling to like, why not?
02:15:57
There's no harm in that.
02:15:58
To me, they're not like panhandling money and stealing from the poor.
02:16:01
That will come down and give you Papa Smurf and be happy
02:16:05
with can't be crushed forever. Okay.
02:16:08
That's your religion. Why not?
02:16:10
I mean, it is one of my favorite parts of Christianity where, like,
02:16:13
it could be like 3 seconds from death and you'd be like.
02:16:16
I'm a believer. I'm sorry.
02:16:18
Please forgive me.
02:16:18
And you go to heaven and Hitler goes to heaven.
02:16:22
So that's not a human interpretation of it, to be honest.
02:16:25
So say that you say that you have a soul for a moment and you're okay.
02:16:30
You it doesn't have to be your mother or your friend.
02:16:33
Even like that word soul. It's energy.
02:16:36
All right. Act like you care for a second.
02:16:38
Act like your energy cares for a second.
02:16:40
And what would you say to that person that like what I just said,
02:16:44
if they're literally dying tonight, what would you tell that person to say?
02:16:49
You walk in the other room and there was a burglar.
02:16:51
Bonnie got shot right in the chest and she's about to die.
02:16:54
What do you tell her?
02:16:56
Actually will make it even worse.
02:16:57
She says, Gary, what's going to happen to me?
02:16:59
What's going to happen to me and what's going to happen to me?
02:17:03
But see a bright.
02:17:04
There is no heaven, there is no guide.
02:17:06
You just get in there and you're about to die.
02:17:09
Bitch, You're going nowhere.
02:17:12
My hand is called.
02:17:13
That's your tiara, is it?
02:17:16
Come on, don't tell you. Don't go.
02:17:18
So have you done, I believe Fable?
02:17:22
Have you a fairy tales?
02:17:24
But why?
02:17:24
What is the harm in that? At that moment?
02:17:28
It just in this hypothetical, just at that moment.
02:17:33
Do you ever see them arguing collide?
02:17:36
You believe in your life?
02:17:39
This belief in a multiverse theory?
02:17:41
In my hypothetical, the person love looked up at you
02:17:43
and said, What's going to happen to me or what's going to happen?
02:17:46
And you literally just said, nothing.
02:17:49
That's it. Nothing.
02:17:50
So you don't get to live forever.
02:17:52
You're not going to see your parents tomorrow.
02:17:55
But don't you think that the last 4 seconds of their life, their last breath
02:17:58
then was more terrifying than it could have ever been the rest of their life?
02:18:02
You think they went?
02:18:03
I live my whole life. I to remember it.
02:18:06
No, they're not.
02:18:07
But that's I'm just saying that 4 seconds,
02:18:08
that's what you gave them was like a big shock punch in the face.
02:18:13
And that's why I'm trying to address this early.
02:18:16
Get. Get out in front of it.
02:18:18
Right? Yeah.
02:18:19
So it's not that much of a surprise. Right.
02:18:21
But people will always use some time a give and take an argument.
02:18:24
I took it to the very last second to see if you would even conceive then.
02:18:29
So why would we even argue if you wouldn't concede last seconds of life?
02:18:33
So I'm not going to concede to now.
02:18:37
So this argument is supercilious.
02:18:42
Who's
02:18:43
that right, That resonance and the vibrations live on.
02:18:46
Gary said that you existed
02:18:47
before you existed so you would exist after exist as well.
02:18:51
The energy's all kind of the same.
02:18:53
Like it's Oh, you're still going.
02:18:55
Oh, my, my hypothetical being my viewpoint.
02:18:59
Well, I had another thing I was going to mention, but I.
02:19:02
Okay, go ahead.
02:19:03
Listen, I forgot it because I was listening to Brady's
02:19:06
beautiful vocal chords.
02:19:08
The residents of the Brady.
02:19:11
I got to watch Brady play drums to two
02:19:13
Metallica songs and the its theme song,
02:19:17
I hate to be ADHD, but I totally fucking like I've gone.
02:19:20
This is the third time I've actually pulled up the live feed
02:19:23
just to try to remember
02:19:24
what you guys were just talking about so I can remember what I wanted to say.
02:19:28
I have a start point around there any time I forget the way.
02:19:31
This is only my fourth beta.
02:19:33
If you if you don't count the 222 answers I had at Texas
02:19:37
Roadhouse
02:19:41
here in Cleveland.
02:19:44
Yes, the west in a room for 14.
02:19:48
Now it's a Hilton property.
02:19:51
They're all hunting for.
02:19:53
I think they're all Hilton or Marriott properties.
02:19:54
There's only like two left.
02:19:56
No, they've
02:19:59
got the money.
02:20:01
I don't like the idea.
02:20:02
If you want me to pull up the corporate umbrella and shit, I'll show you Will rip.
02:20:06
Let's rip the lid off the let's fladge rants hotels next to you next.
02:20:10
Yeah, go ahead. Well, I rewatched.
02:20:12
No, I'm just completely full of shit.
02:20:14
I don't know. I just.
02:20:14
Every time I go, they're always owned by one of those because you,
02:20:17
whenever you make a reservation, it loops them back to that.
02:20:20
Their main corporate.
02:20:21
And I would just like what I couldn't believe the three
02:20:25
was the same.
02:20:27
I think it was Marriott.
02:20:29
So apparently it's actually pronounced Marriott.
02:20:32
Marriott. All right. They went.
02:20:34
So I heard that and I'm sure I'm saying that was supposedly in the commercials.
02:20:39
They're trying to like push that a little bit more.
02:20:40
They're saying Marriott.
02:20:41
And it sounds kind of stupid and shitty.
02:20:46
Yeah, Marriott.
02:20:47
Marriott Marriott sounds so much better
02:20:49
this good?
02:20:54
Oh, it is good.
02:20:58
You know, Mean
02:21:10
no know
02:21:14
you know
02:21:18
no, no, no.
02:21:46
You know, thing is, you know
02:21:53
motherfucking phrasing issue
02:21:57
for me the instrumentals being played
02:22:02
live. Well
02:22:06
those have been deliberated
02:22:07
to turn this shit on
02:22:13
verbally verbally
02:22:14
you heard me the card wording.
02:22:19
So there's a weird phasing issue in this one.
02:22:22
I can only hear the.
02:22:24
All right, here we go. It's been a while.
02:22:28
Slash
02:22:29
radio backlash has shaken hands, stands with rag tag.
02:22:32
Two and a half full glass of fantasy goes back to the bag to get past the passing.
02:22:36
You paint the fans the credit.
02:22:38
I think of that plaid room.
02:22:41
No backlash.
02:22:42
Just had a chance happenstance dragged back and a half left.
02:22:45
Yeah, I knew that.
02:22:46
Yeah, I haven't heard that forever.
02:22:51
Allegedly.
02:22:52
The backlash is hashtag and happenstance tag.
02:22:54
Something happened last night.
02:22:57
The fact that you feel trapped and
02:23:01
you laugh and laugh and then that.
02:23:06
All right.
02:23:07
Thumbnailpost.com never
02:23:19
kill.
02:23:19
It goes on.
02:23:23
What you.
02:23:24
You can only hear the instrumental.
02:23:26
Oh, what do you mean you can't hear it?
02:23:30
I can hear it depends on model.
02:23:33
Typically, the source that goes out is somehow monos.
02:23:37
I don't know why, but you got to give me some better or upload.
02:23:42
Well, you know, I didn't know what the fuck I was doing.
02:23:45
What were you like, uh, teenager and.
02:23:49
Yeah, and his defense is stupid.
02:23:51
It sounded okay to me.
02:23:53
I didn't hear what it does until it goes to a mono source.
02:23:56
I don't know what happens on, but for some reason on Rumble,
02:23:58
if you listen back right now, it's just that so.
02:24:01
Oh, so it's not going out live.
02:24:04
What we were hearing,
02:24:06
for some reason I was just fucking around with shit in like a reverse phase.
02:24:09
I'm on one side of the channel of the acapella
02:24:15
and for some reason sounded better to me at the time.
02:24:19
Little did I know that when it's played mono
02:24:21
that reverse phase again, the Stealth Stealth bomber.
02:24:24
I mentioned this every fucking show.
02:24:26
It seems like cancel each other out.
02:24:32
So that's why you can't hear the acapella,
02:24:36
which is why I am going through and remastering a lot of those
02:24:39
because I'm fixing the phasing issue because I understand it now.
02:24:44
You can, but it sucks because you can't just take it.
02:24:47
You can't just take the track by itself and the one side,
02:24:52
because if you phase one channel, it's going to fix the acapella,
02:24:56
but it's going to fuck the the instrumental track up
02:24:59
because the instrumental track is going to reverse phase on one channel.
02:25:02
And so there's going to be information that is not heard.
02:25:05
Is the right severely different content.
02:25:09
No, it's it's there is very subtle differences.
02:25:12
So take the good phase and just take the good phase one.
02:25:15
And I've got the acapella in the instrumental
02:25:18
and I take the acapella and I like mano a mano it completely.
02:25:24
I take that track and then I reverse phase one side and I take that track as well.
02:25:28
And then I remake the acapella technically.
02:25:31
And then usually the instrumental is as it should be.
02:25:35
It's just having to be able to separate them to fix that issue.
02:25:41
There are no those do, and I still don't know what I'm doing.
02:25:44
I've got five more songs that are like on the precipice of rolling out,
02:25:47
but I just don't like the low end of them and I'm trying to figure out how to
02:25:51
neatly fix the low end without being
02:25:54
I don't know.
02:25:55
I don't know what I'm doing.
02:25:57
You don't know what to do with the low end.
02:25:59
Music production is hard.
02:26:01
So from the waist up, you know what you're doing.
02:26:03
But then when you get to the lower end pledge libs,
02:26:06
plural noun,
02:26:13
but hugging turntables
02:26:16
use a use an LFO effect for the low end.
02:26:19
That's pretty good.
02:26:21
Most people can't even hear it.
02:26:22
But then when they're really expensive bass hits it.
02:26:27
Yeah, I was trying to use I got to
02:26:30
a low like that.
02:26:31
That adds a lot of just residents to the bass and I like it,
02:26:35
but it's throwing rest of my mics off because I'm not fucking ready.
02:26:39
Well, for it, it's almost a little too much.
02:26:42
And so I got to dumb it down a bit and then it's just I've been trying to
02:26:46
I liked it better than the other bass option.
02:26:49
I was, I was using.
02:26:50
I was almost just I was just favoring punch.
02:26:52
But this app or this plug in, I don't like all the fucking app.
02:26:57
It's waves.
02:26:57
It's I forget what the fuck it's called, but it's a wave's plug in.
02:27:00
But it's, it, it mimics even like some information
02:27:04
that's not there to low end to add more depth and it fucking works great.
02:27:08
It's just hard to control to be honest.
02:27:12
It I'll never forget the first studio I was in.
02:27:15
They're like,
02:27:15
Do you want to be able to feel your bass drum
02:27:17
or do you want to be able to hear your bass drum?
02:27:19
And I like, I need both.
02:27:22
Yeah, that's all I was going to say.
02:27:23
I was like, I didn't want to interrupt you, but I'm like, in my head.
02:27:25
I'm like, Both Yeah, I need to.
02:27:27
I need.
02:27:28
I needed to punch you in the chest
02:27:29
and then have you feel that the room all the way down to your feet
02:27:34
100%.
02:27:36
We are on the same fucking level on that front.
02:27:38
So you know what?
02:27:39
I did it all to the know.
02:27:42
Did you lose it?
02:27:44
I, I don't know.
02:27:46
I kind of want to go out.
02:27:47
That's what sucks about it being so cool.
02:27:48
That's how I got to fucking.
02:27:51
I got to
02:27:53
infuse strawberry cough free roll with strawberry.
02:27:56
Cough was like one of the first, like, major strains.
02:27:58
I got my hand, we got our hands on. We were kids.
02:28:00
Otherwise it was just, you know, rego and but it was like strawberry.
02:28:04
The shit was if it wasn't so cold
02:28:07
or if them carpeted the stairwell.
02:28:10
So sometimes in the, in the hotels, this, if it's a cemented stairwell,
02:28:14
it's like the fire stairwell,
02:28:17
you can go in there and smoke and no one's like, it's not going to leak out.
02:28:21
And if it does, no one's going to know what floor it came from.
02:28:24
And so, like, I've done that plenty of times,
02:28:27
just smokes and we in the stairwell go to fuck in the air.
02:28:31
Well, I'm not going to
02:28:32
I'm not going to admit to any felonies because I'm pretty sure it's a felony.
02:28:36
It's scary.
02:28:36
No, no, not anymore.
02:28:38
It's is a ticket. But they have to catch you.
02:28:40
And I've seen people that you know, just before they take a shower at night
02:28:45
and all you got to do is roll up the floor towel, put it on the door,
02:28:49
take your nightly shit, maybe smoke a little bit,
02:28:52
and then take a shower and nobody smells.
02:28:54
I did the shit.
02:28:56
I did the shit and smoke last night
02:28:59
and like, I just noticed that rolling out everywhere.
02:29:01
It was just rolling everywhere.
02:29:03
So I started lighting some.
02:29:05
Yeah. So
02:29:07
the person that I saw that shot were me.
02:29:11
Of course, because the hot water washed out.
02:29:14
Mostly. Almost.
02:29:17
Yeah. Yeah.
02:29:19
It lingers a bit more because it's the moisture
02:29:21
that I have this thing down to a science.
02:29:25
So I hit it just enough.
02:29:26
And then who gives a shit?
02:29:27
Just like the North Korean dictator, how he eats.
02:29:31
So the perfect amount so he doesn't ever take a shit.
02:29:33
I hit just the right amount. So I don't.
02:29:36
That's what he tells us. People
02:29:38
he never shit, he never shits.
02:29:40
True story. Oh that.
02:29:41
Oh well I bet he takes mad dumps.
02:29:44
There's no way that.
02:29:44
Yeah.
02:29:45
He loves cheese and shit.
02:29:46
Like he's got some weird habits.
02:29:48
You telling me that you told me that might not be true?
02:29:53
Well,
02:29:54
I'm telling you, that's definitely not true.
02:29:57
Your next year next will be telling me there's no.
02:30:00
Just slow down.
02:30:01
Those.
02:30:05
Oh, I think we're being honest.
02:30:09
You think?
02:30:10
If we're being honest, let be.
02:30:12
Let's just be honest as a default plural. Now,
02:30:17
our brains think.
02:30:20
If we're being honest, we're being honest.
02:30:22
Don't forget your thought. I want to hear What if we're being honest?
02:30:24
You know, I wonder.
02:30:25
I thought I threw it out there that I want to fuck with them.
02:30:29
Come on.
02:30:31
That's exactly how we should be.
02:30:35
Brains.
02:30:36
Honest.
02:30:38
Been honest brains with no honest brains.
02:30:41
Then there's no existence. Then there's no point.
02:30:44
There's certainly no point in walking down the street with no brains.
02:30:49
Is that how you feel?
02:30:50
You're. Is that how you feel you're arguing with just.
02:30:52
I mean, is that is that you're trying to convince me that I don't believe that
02:30:56
so you know you so humans have a consciousness.
02:30:58
I'm not sure where to send you because you said
02:31:01
you believe I'm sorry, convince you that you don't believe that, right?
02:31:04
That's I'm saying so there's succeeded.
02:31:08
What's next?
02:31:09
Would that would be so fruitful?
02:31:11
Is there any idiots
02:31:12
who still have their Christmas trees or wreaths up on January 16th?
02:31:15
Because I need to know, is here is the reason for this.
02:31:20
Christmas is more of a
02:31:23
an idea of an attitude
02:31:25
idea point of view the focus every year everything that saying
02:31:31
everybody should be the field each other
02:31:33
over for Black Friday deals all the time.
02:31:37
But if everyone walked around with a little bit more Christmas spirit
02:31:41
all year long, the world would be a better place.
02:31:44
Okay.
02:31:45
Hey, we're in fucking writing. Anything.
02:31:48
I like your
02:31:50
rant.
02:31:51
That's the same shit that you said on merriment,
02:31:53
which I fucking found so stupid.
02:31:54
And you're also totally the whole definition of special.
02:31:59
It would just turn into a pleasantry like please and thank you
02:32:02
like it does when you're 50 years old.
02:32:03
Remember how fun Christmas was when you were seven.
02:32:06
And it doesn't seem like it was ten years apart till the next Christmas.
02:32:12
That's the wonderment and joy of thinking
02:32:14
there might be an afterlife in old people
02:32:20
again.
02:32:21
And to be clear, your angle at the very least.
02:32:24
At the very least, that's a reason for me to perpetuate
02:32:28
the ridiculousness, to be clear that, yes,
02:32:31
I know, but my angle is around the idea
02:32:35
that afterlife doesn't have to be a conscious feeling.
02:32:39
Who said it has?
02:32:39
Oh, in that case, it's not afterlife.
02:32:42
It's that what we're talking about?
02:32:44
Well, what is it?
02:32:45
When the life ends, what is it called in that moment after?
02:32:48
Life.
02:32:48
There's parts of you that continue on after your your although
02:32:52
there are no parts of you
02:32:55
because there's the old you just don't
02:32:59
add up to you.
02:33:00
Why do you remember when I was born?
02:33:02
I don't remember when I was one or two or three.
02:33:04
Was I conscious back then?
02:33:08
Why does it happen to you?
02:33:10
Why do there have to be parts of you in your afterlife?
02:33:15
Because it's you.
02:33:16
You just said your afterlife.
02:33:17
I know that you're just for you.
02:33:20
I didn't want to just say afterlife energy.
02:33:22
Your molecules just for your atoms, because then.
02:33:26
Then what we're talking about isn't afterlife at all.
02:33:29
We know that there's eternal life.
02:33:32
Life never. There's no afterlife again.
02:33:35
That's some kind of weird paradox.
02:33:36
Yeah, it just keeps going.
02:33:39
I don't get that part still.
02:33:41
I mean, everybody.
02:33:43
Yeah, I know
02:33:45
you're English.
02:33:46
When you say the word afterlife, you mean some magical heaven and hell?
02:33:50
Apparently, yeah that's what he thinks. Any.
02:33:54
Any example, any examples, any example would be
02:33:58
ceasing to exist is a time
02:34:03
I can't use time.
02:34:04
I mean, even the instant after death,
02:34:07
there is something after death, after life dying in a flash is an afterlife.
02:34:12
You know, a decaying body is like very warm.
02:34:16
And there's a lot of different chemical reactions and bonds that are going on.
02:34:20
There's very much still life within that dead corpse.
02:34:25
Yes, despite conscious or not.
02:34:27
Yeah. Okay.
02:34:28
So you agree there's an afterlife?
02:34:31
No. Oh, no, no, no.
02:34:34
You're saying a decaying core, talking about something.
02:34:37
I'm talking about a person
02:34:39
that is the conscious self person.
02:34:43
Is this illegal?
02:34:44
You're trying to pull your consciousness out of.
02:34:46
So you.
02:34:47
There is no self without consciousness.
02:34:49
There is no person that you feel straw hat, straw man,
02:34:52
definition of a human being.
02:34:54
Yeah, well, it's we once we remove the consciousness,
02:34:56
you just throw that body wherever. Nobody cares, right?
02:35:00
The consciousness is gone.
02:35:01
You can just throw that body in the garbage can right.
02:35:04
Are you allowed to dispose physically?
02:35:07
Human remains in a garbage can. You can do it.
02:35:09
Grandpa died.
02:35:10
We're just going to put him in the trash and he'll be taken out on Thursday.
02:35:12
That's what I think that that's something that's illegal.
02:35:16
It is illegal for legal disposal.
02:35:19
Why is it okay?
02:35:20
We can we can we cannibalize? It does. We don't waste it?
02:35:23
Not conscious anymore. So who gives a shit?
02:35:25
Can we eat it?
02:35:27
It gives a shit. Yes.
02:35:30
Again? Yes.
02:35:31
So you're capable.
02:35:33
What do you put on it?
02:35:34
No, What I'm saying you can't eat it.
02:35:37
If someone presented you human meat, would you just taste it?
02:35:40
Just out of curiosity? I think I would. To be honest.
02:35:43
I'm going to say one, two, three.
02:35:45
And at the same time, we're all going to say
02:35:46
the body part that we would eat if we absolutely 100,000% had to eat it.
02:35:49
How people had to eat it.
02:35:51
One, two, three plants sigh,
02:35:57
I heard button penis.
02:35:58
I said penis as a joke.
02:35:59
But Gary was took penis.
02:36:01
He was like, That was a great idea.
02:36:02
He both said penis.
02:36:04
Just no. I said, But I changed the but but yeah.
02:36:06
See, but butter thigh would be probably the ideal
02:36:09
piece of human flesh.
02:36:12
I wouldn't.
02:36:13
I wouldn't wish that on anybody.
02:36:15
Okay, second, second. Guess what?
02:36:17
If it's my if I would say these are vagina,
02:36:20
somebody is either getting their ass eaten or somebody is eating ass
02:36:23
titties or vagina for jobs. Now,
02:36:29
you that
02:36:33
I couldn't agree more.
02:36:34
I couldn't hear you over the gunshots up.
02:36:38
And it wasn't supposed to be gunshots.
02:36:39
It was supposed to be this
02:36:45
fucking producer flub.
02:36:47
Jesus Christ,
02:36:49
You got cheese and rice.
02:36:50
My mouse wheel is so sensitive the moment I know my you.
02:36:54
But this is my work now.
02:36:55
So it's not Mac, did you just.
02:36:58
You just flipped me off with your mouth?
02:37:01
Yeah.
02:37:01
Yeah.
02:37:04
You offended by that?
02:37:05
Not at all, man. Not at all.
02:37:08
I think you are.
02:37:09
I was a little.
02:37:09
Because I don't like the way you manhandled that mouse.
02:37:12
It's actually been having issues.
02:37:14
I kind of want to throw it out. It wasn't the way you picked it up.
02:37:16
It was the way you slammed it down.
02:37:18
Well, it's just a little, you know. What are you going to do?
02:37:20
Oh, dude Oh, that says there's a consciousness.
02:37:23
The mouse.
02:37:27
I think mice are conscious
02:37:30
at that one.
02:37:31
Now we're talking about I was thinking it's aware that it's aware of the battery.
02:37:36
So there is some level of awareness.
02:37:38
So the computer's aware of the
02:37:40
battery level the mouse is and that you that you're just explaining the system,
02:37:44
the sensor, it's a sensor but that's the same thing a body has
02:37:48
in a way.
02:37:49
Well I've said it's an organic robot.
02:37:52
It's a we're like a organic cyborg or it's not not a cyborg organic robot.
02:37:58
I welcome our inner organic overlords
02:38:00
for one, by the way.
02:38:03
BE we ever
02:38:08
succinctly,
02:38:10
you're going to have to.
02:38:11
I want to see it. Smell it.
02:38:14
Oh, God, no. Think Leigh.
02:38:17
I almost want to, like, jokingly show you guys the front end of it
02:38:20
just to see how so you can laugh at how bad of a speller
02:38:22
I am, but I don't know
02:38:23
if that's going to be that entertaining and it's pretty fucking bad.
02:38:27
I tried to spell it.
02:38:28
It came up repossessed a silly ask us t
02:38:32
and Ctrl phonetically makes sense to me.
02:38:35
I'm pretty sure it's spelled wrong.
02:38:36
You're the one that's going to have to read it though,
02:38:38
so it doesn't matter where it starts
02:38:39
because the fucking app doesn't give you like the atypical spellcheck type shit.
02:38:45
So sometimes if I'm playing this with my brother
02:38:48
to avoid embarrassment or Google the word on my on my phone
02:38:51
and then I'll type it in correctly, the right
02:38:55
word.
02:38:58
Yeah.
02:39:00
Okay.
02:39:00
Before
02:39:04
3.31 L.A..
02:39:10
I try to get it before it's just the last line and a rude,
02:39:18
boisterous.
02:39:23
What does that mean?
02:39:25
Loud by number.
02:39:28
Why don't you just say loud
02:39:32
seven?
02:39:35
What does that mean?
02:39:38
It's the number between six and eight.
02:39:41
Why was
02:39:43
six afraid of seven?
02:39:45
Seven, eight, nine,
02:39:47
seven was also the the fucking kid from married with children in the later seasons
02:39:52
where they tried to add another to it and they said that little boy name seven.
02:40:00
Yeah. Yeah.
02:40:01
I think they adopted it from like a neighbor or some shit.
02:40:04
I don't know. That's it. It
02:40:07
well it was number seven.
02:40:09
Whatever.
02:40:09
Whatever it, it identifies as what gender is a seven.
02:40:14
It's conscious.
02:40:16
Is it what gender is a seven.
02:40:20
Wait,
02:40:22
so you're female.
02:40:23
You have to give it a gender pronoun for it to be conscious.
02:40:26
What is that? You can't call something conscious in it.
02:40:29
I can.
02:40:29
What what existed before consciousness?
02:40:33
Nothing.
02:40:34
Energy.
02:40:37
Then what became what?
02:40:38
What?
02:40:39
How did consciousness become?
02:40:41
What did it what did derive from energy?
02:40:43
It became aware of itself.
02:40:45
No, it derived from energy.
02:40:47
And then where does it go?
02:40:49
So information is information.
02:40:52
The information of the universe.
02:40:53
If you think about like just
02:40:56
storage drive space,
02:40:58
it's literally like the universe is a giant fucking computer,
02:41:01
essentially what's going on, what it's doing, not quite sure,
02:41:04
but it's all just computed information
02:41:07
that can be
02:41:10
stored.
02:41:11
It can, yeah.
02:41:13
You can
02:41:14
break it down mathematically, understand it.
02:41:18
If you can understand it mathematically, you got to be on that level.
02:41:22
But there are people that have
02:41:24
that have verified that.
02:41:26
But I take the naturalistic
02:41:30
do you viewpoint.
02:41:32
Yeah. Do you?
02:41:35
Yeah.
02:41:35
I feel like the naturalistic viewpoint would be that energy existed prior.
02:41:40
It us we're one with it.
02:41:43
It was okay.
02:41:43
It was either us before or it became a giant leap from energy to us.
02:41:48
Oh, we are not energy. Yes.
02:41:51
Well you attach yourself to a fucking you attached yourself hardcore
02:41:54
to a sports team that plays fucking, you know, 25 minutes, half an hour away.
02:41:59
Go where you go.
02:42:02
But some say
02:42:04
that your
02:42:06
team, you're part of the team.
02:42:08
I have so much energy right now,
02:42:15
but if we're not, I've said it before, I'll say it again.
02:42:19
I identify as a biological organism.
02:42:25
What does that even mean?
02:42:26
What?
02:42:26
What's the biological organism built from eating energy, Living, breathing,
02:42:32
electrical energy, Energy
02:42:35
Shooting matter does matter is energy.
02:42:39
Eating is like a rock is made out of matter.
02:42:42
That's not enough to define what you're saying.
02:42:45
Keep going. No conscious.
02:42:48
And that's why
02:42:50
I was trying to tell you about Panpsychism.
02:42:53
Go ahead.
02:42:54
We're listening.
02:42:54
Donald Hoffman, he believes that consciousness
02:42:58
is fundamental and exists in all things.
02:43:03
How can it exist without a brain?
02:43:05
We are fundamental.
02:43:07
It is not my viewpoint,
02:43:10
but you know about it, I believe.
02:43:13
Yeah, I believe consciousness is an emergent property of a brain.
02:43:18
I do not, however, think the brain a result of energy alone.
02:43:23
What Dustin Hoffman, what's the what's his credentials?
02:43:28
The other professor,
02:43:30
several advanced degrees and some wacky ideas.
02:43:34
What are your credentials
02:43:38
unrelated to degree
02:43:41
and I've got a so I'm wrong I, I know a lot about Snapple.
02:43:47
I believe one of the first votes, he said is I'm not qualified
02:43:51
to talk about anything
02:43:55
except merriment.
02:43:56
So there's no one there's really except the consciousness,
02:44:00
there's no lighting, there's no miss function here.
02:44:04
That's not the right where he's qualified to talk about the afterlife. He's
02:44:10
you mentioned
02:44:11
in front of me talking about anything we want.
02:44:14
But it has more to do with consciousness than energy.
02:44:19
Is there one in the same to me?
02:44:22
Without one, there is not the other.
02:44:24
So who is number one?
02:44:26
What do you think?
02:44:27
Like number, Like a hard A hard drive for a computer
02:44:31
is just a fucking piece of plastic and silicone
02:44:35
and fucking solder until you put power to it right? Yep.
02:44:39
Without power, it's just empty bullshit.
02:44:43
Right. But guess what? Exist.
02:44:46
It would be like the energy exists
02:44:49
outside of saying something requires a certain component.
02:44:53
Doesn't mean that that thing identifies as that one component only
02:44:57
you think it does, though.
02:44:58
You think it requires.
02:45:00
You think that consciousness requires this reflective self.
02:45:06
Yeah.
02:45:07
Of what the fuck are you with? Does
02:45:13
Brady wants to say something?
02:45:14
No, I'm listening. I really do remember.
02:45:16
You're you're you're right there You were you had the topic with him down.
02:45:22
All you have to do is finish the sentence and you realize you're completely
02:45:25
right and agree with me.
02:45:30
I don't believe they are
02:45:31
wholly exclusively opposite or equal.
02:45:36
I believe in compatible one.
02:45:37
There's not even compatible now in every argument.
02:45:41
Everything. Everything's compatible.
02:45:43
It's okay. I guess that was my mistake.
02:45:45
I said, without that one, there's not the other.
02:45:46
But I was saying that in reference to
02:45:49
there's not consciousness without the energy.
02:45:51
There's energy without the consciousness.
02:45:56
Yes, exactly.
02:45:57
Thank you. Thank you.
02:45:59
But no, there is there is
02:46:02
there is no conscious without energy, but there's energy without consciousness.
02:46:05
So that tells you that the energy is more important than the consciousness.
02:46:08
The energy goes in.
02:46:10
That's not what that tells us. The energy.
02:46:12
I'm sorry, your premise, your first premise is correct.
02:46:15
Your second premise is nonsense.
02:46:18
The energy, is it necessarily conscious?
02:46:25
Energy is certainly not conscious.
02:46:28
It can be.
02:46:30
No, it can't be sure.
02:46:33
Oh, my goodness.
02:46:35
How does it decide the shortest path?
02:46:38
It doesn't decide what.
02:46:40
Sure does.
02:46:40
I've seen it.
02:46:44
It takes a path and it's always the shortest.
02:46:48
I know.
02:46:49
And it's not a decision
02:46:52
why, isn't it? What do you mean?
02:46:54
Because everything is determined.
02:46:58
Because that a boy.
02:46:59
That's ridiculous.
02:47:02
Nothing you got there without my help.
02:47:05
So good job.
02:47:06
No, I don't need your help.
02:47:09
The rain falls, that's it ends up hitting, you know,
02:47:12
whatever lives adverb
02:47:17
wager.
02:47:18
You got one going on for him to know?
02:47:21
I was just burning things out.
02:47:25
That would be good.
02:47:26
That'd be cool. Yeah.
02:47:27
You guys should do it both ways.
02:47:29
What do you say? Mine.
02:47:30
Firstly, you don't know what it is.
02:47:33
I don't know.
02:47:34
Draws display more hats, 21
02:47:39
and 34 flanges.
02:47:41
So everyone's frozen.
02:47:43
I've only ever had a hat to stay warm on my head in my life.
02:47:47
I only work with all the time we consume for Halloween.
02:47:51
Hats make people bald?
02:47:58
No. You ever see a firefighter?
02:48:00
People make people bald?
02:48:01
No. I've never once seen a firefighter or see a firefighter that isn't bald.
02:48:08
Yeah.
02:48:10
Oh, your.
02:48:10
Oh, you don't do that.
02:48:12
I know. Doxing yourself.
02:48:14
You just tax yourself.
02:48:16
I'm sorry. I'm not there anymore.
02:48:18
You volunteer? No, my.
02:48:21
But I don't live there anymore either, so you can go there.
02:48:24
A great, great city, by the way.
02:48:26
By the way, we are
02:48:29
so lives.
02:48:31
Yeah.
02:48:32
The topic was Lesbian Park Potluck.
02:48:36
A menu. I'm not exactly sure what that means.
02:48:39
Fully but again, these are the were here were
02:48:43
queer were Mad Libs, which was nice.
02:48:46
It's literally from Mad Libs.
02:48:48
Yeah it's the adult Mad Libs version. But
02:48:54
this is flatulence.
02:48:57
This is not just farted.
02:49:00
Yes, this.
02:49:06
You have invited the Queen of England and all of her lesbian friends
02:49:09
over for a big old potluck after puking real l word together.
02:49:15
So I think the real L word is a television show.
02:49:18
I think it's a lesbian television show.
02:49:20
But what to make?
02:49:22
Here comes a list of creamy dishes that are sure to impress
02:49:25
all your stupid friends.
02:49:27
You can't go wrong with serving Smurfs as an appetizer.
02:49:30
Since the Lucy Shirley Temple and Molly Ringwald.
02:49:34
Don't eat fuchsia meat.
02:49:37
There's healthy, healthy dishes.
02:49:38
Certainly sure to please everyone.
02:49:40
Holy fuck, I'm not talking right.
02:49:43
Everyone loves a salad, so pick up some greens from your local time market.
02:49:48
Use some turpentine and vinegar to make your own toggling
02:49:51
salad dressing to bring out the flavors of the bowl
02:49:58
by bed
02:50:00
and going to have
02:50:05
to be ready to make your own
02:50:07
tagalong salad dressing to bring out the flavors of the butt hugging.
02:50:10
Third nipples for the main course.
02:50:12
Stick with the vegetarian vegetarian theme and saute some tasty brains
02:50:17
and serve conscious or not, some tasty brains
02:50:20
and serve them over a up of kind of couscous.
02:50:24
I was going to say consciousness
02:50:26
of couscous.
02:50:29
This dish serves
02:50:30
a large group distinctly, and you'll have more than enough
02:50:34
for your boisterous guests to have seven more helpings.
02:50:37
You do Mad Libs, be.
02:50:41
You got to be more controversial than that.
02:50:43
You got to throw us in.
02:50:46
Here we go.
02:50:46
Shit, this fucking cocksucker, motherfucker tits.
02:50:49
Is that enough for Chef?
02:50:51
No Looks fagots.
02:50:52
I should say it.
02:50:53
Wait, Go Fagot jabber. Fagot fagot. Yes.
02:50:59
You need to go
02:51:00
more niggardly without the garlic or the least what
02:51:05
the notes.
02:51:08
Fine hardy feedback.
02:51:11
You can do whatever you want.
02:51:12
I just typically the I would play
02:51:15
one of the ones that my brother and I do because they say it saves them in here.
02:51:19
But there is so much like
02:51:21
hidden reference in here that nobody else would understand but him.
02:51:24
And I write.
02:51:30
Yeah.
02:51:30
So there's like, yeah, there's like things that you wouldn't understand.
02:51:33
There's like inside jokes, like a motherfucker in the
02:51:37
well, like the beginning, I guess the beginning of that one wasn't that bad.
02:51:40
I guess I read the very beginning
02:51:44
of that one. Whoa.
02:51:45
So You have invited some nigger and all of her lesbian friends over
02:51:49
for a big old potluck after whole stretching
02:51:52
the real L word together.
02:51:56
Here's a list
02:51:56
of room without a roof like dishes.
02:52:00
That's a shout out to forces
02:52:04
that are sure to impress all your fathomed friends.
02:52:06
Which is.
02:52:07
Yeah.
02:52:09
Um, what else? Yeah.
02:52:11
So that's all inside jokes after that,
02:52:14
I guess.
02:52:14
The spatchcock
02:52:16
spatchcock you're fat cock
02:52:19
it to google that word
02:52:21
to find something there Owner of your Google cock No spatchcock.
02:52:26
Oh I thought means
02:52:28
they'll eat or have a meal
02:52:31
but that's not it's a word
02:52:34
our next Thanksgiving episode Spatchcock
02:52:37
Yeah and next episode is spatchcock.
02:52:42
No next one.
02:52:43
I'm doing.
02:52:48
There we go.
02:52:59
I don't know.
02:53:05
That was very anticlimactic.
02:53:09
Anticlimactic.
02:53:10
Do it. Roll the clip.
02:53:12
And I don't take no orders from the woman, by the way.
02:53:14
By the way, by the way.
02:53:19
All right.
02:53:22
Is it time? Oh, there you go.
02:53:23
Good job
02:53:25
if you
02:53:28
was about to roll into a beer flag, you look
02:53:34
pictorial.
02:53:36
That's vein
02:53:38
like like the vein in your
02:53:41
body.
02:53:42
You know,
02:53:45
go back to the people and
02:53:51
that's like vanity.
02:53:54
Although I do like
02:53:56
when anonymous strangers troll me online.
02:54:00
I loved the the comment that she would pray for my ego
02:54:06
because it's my vanity that gets me in trouble.
02:54:10
Gary likes and some Gary let's be honest.
02:54:15
And I think I'm always right
02:54:19
but if you don't think you're right, what are you thinking at all?
02:54:24
So yeah, you're just thinking
02:54:27
you're sometimes I did some things and
02:54:30
sometimes I just sits.
02:54:33
Sure that
02:54:37
your Southern black woman
02:54:41
impersonation. Yes, it is.
02:54:44
What was she making at the time? So.
02:54:46
So I yesterday randomly my girlfriend just throws on something
02:54:52
after the Lions game and it happened to be just Jurassic Park first movie, right?
02:54:57
Dude you say was the iron and you know, a little DNA guy.
02:55:02
Who's the little DNA guy, right?
02:55:05
He mentions how in in the smallest little segment
02:55:10
of a one drop of blood, the smallest little segment,
02:55:15
I forget how many millions or trillions or billions
02:55:18
or whatever of genetic code
02:55:21
is within that little
02:55:24
droplet or that little Microsoft Skype segment.
02:55:27
All of that information
02:55:29
that that information is could potentially be conscious to itself.
02:55:33
Right.
02:55:34
But you don't think so
02:55:38
because here's the stuff on genetics charges ends after you die.
02:55:42
So there's there's nothing that is
02:55:45
happening after you die.
02:55:47
Your body doesn't decay.
02:55:49
Apparently, there's not DNA is
02:55:53
coded set of instructions
02:55:56
on how to make proteins and catalysts for the proteins
02:56:01
in no way, shape or form defines.
02:56:04
The form your body is to take, to take shape
02:56:08
or how to, say, build.
02:56:11
Like if you're a robin, how to build a nest.
02:56:14
So how does that how does that carry on then?
02:56:17
How does that continue through fucking
02:56:21
Because the only reason
02:56:24
that's the whole reason I call
02:56:26
this episode resonance is I want to tell you
02:56:29
one more resonance
02:56:34
and it's basically things of a form
02:56:37
have a communication
02:56:41
that we do not understand,
02:56:44
that you don't understand a convoy of cars, one
02:56:48
you can't understand. Hmm.
02:56:52
I don't think can't understand.
02:56:53
We just don't. That's what you said. No, no, that's what you said.
02:56:56
Can't.
02:56:57
Don't know in this point in moment, what's the difference between
02:57:00
can't and don't yet think you
02:57:04
can't
02:57:05
means never will don't means could possibly
02:57:08
can't means we can't but that doesn't mean we it's not a possibility
02:57:12
We can't go to the sun but that doesn't mean we we we couldn't
02:57:17
eventually we can go to the sun.
02:57:20
I don't think you'd want to.
02:57:22
You know, you can't arrive at the sun intact.
02:57:26
Exactly what we want you to the sun and arriving in intact.
02:57:29
That's to me the same thing.
02:57:33
Okay.
02:57:35
I can go along with those definitions.
02:57:38
That's the question you're supposed to answer.
02:57:39
Icarus. Icarus. Go ahead.
02:57:42
Yes. Okay.
02:57:45
Is. Is. Yep.
02:57:46
The sun hot or cold? Okay.
02:57:49
Yeah. Good answer.
02:57:51
Yes, it is.
02:57:52
He does not give any information at all.
02:57:55
I think when something's that hot, hot or cold in our definition doesn't matter.
02:57:59
Hot is just a contract at that point.
02:58:02
It's a constructive thing.
02:58:04
Depends on if your conscious or not.
02:58:05
Whether you feel that he it's otherwise he doesn't exist.
02:58:08
Yeah, it's all relative,
02:58:11
guys a great aftershow as above so
02:58:14
love your flag one dear flag.
02:58:19
That pretty much was the aftershow.
02:58:21
Yeah.
02:58:22
We got to do Dear Flag before the midnight hour.
02:58:25
I pulled it up because I knew that, but I didn't want to just shove it in there
02:58:29
because we're still talking them.
02:58:31
But I like the intro.
02:58:34
I think.
02:58:41
All right, well,
02:58:42
we'll we'll do a dear, dear,
02:58:45
but we're not going to make a thing because I want Gary's opinion,
02:58:48
because I feel like doing a do a one of these.
02:58:50
So dear, draw in.
02:58:53
Oh, never mind. Hold on.
02:58:54
We still got to hit the intro. Fuck.
02:58:58
Oh, God damn.
02:59:56
It's the Brady and Brady
02:59:59
and Gary as a performance so below
03:00:03
because he's so Brady and for sure we're doing it
03:00:08
our way We're gonna make it make our dreams come true Brady and John
03:00:13
show in Brady and draw It's their show
03:00:17
now Brady draw
03:00:22
but we even get credit to Gary Marshall there
03:00:26
of course good news
03:00:28
Well I don't know what to do at the end that so I just kept it flat But
03:00:32
dear Darren Brady my husband died in a car accident 38 years ago.
03:00:38
Until yesterday, I had never his obituary Obituary.
03:00:42
Our daughter and fury.
03:00:44
Go ahead.
03:00:45
Don't know why I keep stopping
03:00:48
my husband in the car.
03:00:50
And 38 years ago,
03:00:53
until yesterday, I had never read his obituary.
03:00:55
So 38 years went by.
03:00:57
You never read the obituary? Why Start now.
03:01:00
She had nothing.
03:01:02
Nothing to do with writing it either.
03:01:04
I would. You never. Yeah, right. Why would you not write?
03:01:06
So our daughter and I were not in it.
03:01:12
It was written by my father in law.
03:01:14
I g. I wonder.
03:01:17
Sorry. Go ahead. I'll wait till the end.
03:01:19
I don't know if
03:01:21
usually they mention any like the most close family, but.
03:01:25
Okay, here, let's.
03:01:26
Let's just absorb more.
03:01:27
Let's not jump to conclusions here.
03:01:30
I very upset.
03:01:32
I have no intention of informing my daughter about this discovery
03:01:36
as she loved her grandfather and his and his fun childhood memory
03:01:41
has fond childhood memories of them.
03:01:43
So hold on.
03:01:45
Okay.
03:01:48
Well,
03:01:49
that's very confusing.
03:01:50
My husband died in a car accident 38 years ago.
03:01:54
Our daughter and I, we're not merging into it.
03:01:57
So that's it?
03:01:58
That's late.
03:01:59
It's a riddle. It's his sister.
03:02:00
It ends up being his sister. He's married to his sister.
03:02:03
It was written by my father in law.
03:02:06
So his dad.
03:02:09
The surgeons are well known.
03:02:10
The surgeons. A woman. That's the other riddle.
03:02:13
Oh, okay. No, no. So she loved her grandfather.
03:02:15
So her grandfather was the asshole that.
03:02:17
Didn't include them.
03:02:18
Okay,
03:02:19
But it sounds like, dude, if they didn't read it that much,
03:02:21
they should have been more involved in writing.
03:02:23
Not not writing the obituary yet.
03:02:25
Whether it was a paper or a church or the funeral home
03:02:29
being involved in several deaths over the last 20 years,
03:02:33
they definitely asked the family
03:02:35
before they write the obituary, What would you like to include?
03:02:39
So I would assume so. They probably forgot.
03:02:42
But it's been it's been 38 years and you didn't care up to this point.
03:02:46
So obviously it doesn't matter what went in there,
03:02:48
because if if you cared about what went in there, you may have had some
03:02:52
say in it 38 years ago or at any point leading up to 38 years later, like,
03:03:01
oh, I
03:03:02
know I will in time forgive him for excluding me,
03:03:07
but I am finding it hard to forgive for omitting her.
03:03:11
I don't think it's so.
03:03:13
I'd like to know what this says.
03:03:14
Do does it go? Oh,
03:03:17
loving mother or father,
03:03:19
brother, sister and uncle?
03:03:22
And they don't ever.
03:03:23
They just they just they just just swoop right around the wife and daughter
03:03:28
Or is it one of them obituaries or it's like
03:03:32
oh they were a good friend
03:03:34
in a family and they love their you know, their family.
03:03:37
They liked hiking and
03:03:40
it could be a very generic obituary.
03:03:43
It depends on the obituary.
03:03:45
I almost feel like this bitches
03:03:48
being a cunt about it.
03:03:49
It's 38 fucking years.
03:03:52
I'm surprised.
03:03:54
All right, I can hear you. Why don't you come in through
03:03:57
me? It's because you suck.
03:04:00
No, I got.
03:04:01
I got a caller on the line, but we can't fucking hear him.
03:04:04
You know what?
03:04:05
I should just switch not shows all phone numbers and shit.
03:04:10
So I'm curious.
03:04:11
So 38 years went by
03:04:15
and the grandfather still alive.
03:04:18
Like, dude should be dead by now.
03:04:19
You shouldn't really give a fuck that much again.
03:04:22
You didn't care to look at it for 38 years?
03:04:29
That's really weird,
03:04:32
dear, isn't it?
03:04:33
Coming through your and Brady?
03:04:36
I work at a supermarket in which there are several managers.
03:04:40
One feel me female manager is very intimidating.
03:04:44
She criticizes me and watches me like a hawk.
03:04:47
Last week she had me crying at home.
03:04:50
My home life isn't very good either.
03:04:52
My parent. My parent.
03:04:55
You see, just have one parent.
03:04:56
My parent is suffering from dementia and keeps my sister
03:05:00
and me up and down all night was I mean, up and down.
03:05:04
Keeps you up all night or up and down, whatever you mean.
03:05:08
What you see up and down all night.
03:05:10
Like emotionally or awake?
03:05:12
Awake, I think awake well, keeps me up all night is typically
03:05:16
this keeps me up and down all night.
03:05:19
So I think I got down there now.
03:05:22
Plus, I had a milestone birthday, which only one coworker remembered.
03:05:26
Oh, you poor thing.
03:05:27
I don't.
03:05:28
I'd rather have coworkers not know it's my birthday.
03:05:31
It's The best thing ever
03:05:32
when it's your birthday and no one has to bother you with it.
03:05:35
It's like I don't like you people.
03:05:37
I don't know why you would wish me happy birthday.
03:05:39
I don't.
03:05:40
I don't like you
03:05:42
wish. Only one coworker remembered.
03:05:44
I'm only one.
03:05:47
I'm not the only one.
03:05:48
This manager intimidates, am I?
03:05:50
Quote I am close to quitting or transferring to another store.
03:05:53
What should I do
03:05:56
either way?
03:05:57
Are you a quitter? I just figure
03:06:00
in my opinion, be either quit or transfer
03:06:03
because that's obviously what you to do.
03:06:08
Simple as that.
03:06:10
You don't like it there.
03:06:12
It's that bad.
03:06:13
Quit or transfer.
03:06:15
Simple
03:06:17
by talking about it.
03:06:18
You're just like beating around the bush and kind of being a little pussy
03:06:21
or a fagot about it, or homo
03:06:25
or dipshit.
03:06:28
And when I say homo or fagot, I don't mean like gay,
03:06:31
just the flamboyant, like you're being like, over-the-top,
03:06:34
you're being over-the-top with it is really what I,
03:06:38
I don't know.
03:06:39
I guess it's not how everyone interprets that word,
03:06:41
but that's how I like when I say, Oh, you're being a fagot.
03:06:43
That's like, to me, I'm like, You're being over-the-top.
03:06:45
You're not just gay. You're like a fagot.
03:06:47
Hello.
03:06:48
Like, it's like over-the-top, like stabbing a fagot with it.
03:06:51
Like dial it back a little suck.
03:06:54
Just be gay. Don't be a fagot. You know, it's
03:07:00
like,
03:07:00
be be a white person, not a, you know, white trash.
03:07:03
You know, it's like the same thing.
03:07:07
Yes. What are we doing here?
03:07:08
Why is why did he quit?
03:07:10
Why did he as above so below to call in.
03:07:13
I don't know.
03:07:13
Person on the phone
03:07:16
but just fucking log back in to
03:07:20
like what I heard, boy.
03:07:23
Yeah, well, that's all right.
03:07:24
That show's over,
03:07:26
right? I just stop by 34 shows.
03:07:28
I'd be able to have the call and to be able to route the audio, but it's still.
03:07:31
Well, that's okay, because no one's, like, legitimately called in yet, so
03:07:35
Doesn't that make sense?
03:07:36
I can add any channel too much to my voice thing.
03:07:40
My and so that like that's how you hear almost everything doubling up on that
03:07:44
when I add the voice call in playback it doesn't go through
03:07:52
so I thought I'll be smart,
03:07:53
I'll just share that whole voice page and block it out so I can.
03:07:56
You can't see the numbers, but he hung up.
03:07:59
No patience anyway.
03:08:02
115863 rants three.
03:08:05
It's not surprising he gives up early,
03:08:12
but he gives up early.
03:08:17
He doesn't actually gives up early.
03:08:19
Wasn't actually early, though.
03:08:20
I think he was on for about 3 hours, which is incredible for his.
03:08:24
That's no, it actually is more than he usually does, but that's his handling,
03:08:29
see. And I held back.
03:08:31
I held back.
03:08:32
That's why he doesn't believe in time.
03:08:35
I'm telling you, it's his wood paneling came
03:08:41
when I say that joke at least three or four weeks in a row before
03:08:43
it gets the wood paneling at this point is probably developed the consciousness
03:08:47
between the wood paneling and the wreath.
03:08:49
He clearly has no concept of time.
03:08:56
But if you've ever driven up to his house,
03:09:00
never once, it does.
03:09:03
It is like a portal into a different time.
03:09:07
It's not as bad as Frankenmuth, but it's about Frankenmuth.
03:09:11
You should know very well. Yeah, I it no, it's.
03:09:13
But I'm saying when you drive, you start to get close and you think, huh?
03:09:16
And especially your first time there,
03:09:18
unless you were there as a kid and you grew up here,
03:09:20
you're like, I don't know what's freezing.
03:09:22
I think ever
03:09:24
know.
03:09:24
It's just you there, your back, your back.
03:09:27
Maybe it's maybe.
03:09:29
But then Frankenmuth, you get to Frankenmuth,
03:09:32
it's just like this, you know,
03:09:35
draw story.
03:09:35
Frankenmuth, don't ever go to the only bar, not the
03:09:38
not the Frankenmuth brewery, the only other bar that's open there.
03:09:42
Do not go the other bar.
03:09:44
You can actually go on Yelp and read my review,
03:09:45
which is just a haphazard long rant.
03:09:48
But a Gretchen Whitmer so opened up Frankenmuth.
03:09:51
There's a bunch bars now.
03:09:52
My girlfriend, I used to go to a world of beer expo that would be at Frankenmuth.
03:09:57
The problem is, is there's just a bunch of assholes.
03:10:00
There's a lot of lines and people cut, and it's just
03:10:04
the same lines or lines,
03:10:07
a lot of lines for the beers people cut.
03:10:10
And it just it becomes a the whole town is very similar to an amusement park.
03:10:15
Yeah.
03:10:15
And so everyone that shut down
03:10:19
and they have told the story before but there was friends that
03:10:23
we knew that were at that place that had gone to that bar,
03:10:26
and they were literally 10 minutes ahead of us
03:10:29
and they had taken me,
03:10:33
either posted a picture or sent us a picture of them there drinking.
03:10:36
Right?
03:10:37
So my girlfriend, I go there
03:10:39
and we literally get the door slammed in our face trying to go in.
03:10:43
And we just like one in an explanation,
03:10:45
like we're kind of like curious why the guy just slam the door in her face.
03:10:49
It's just her.
03:10:50
And I.
03:10:51
And there's people inside.
03:10:53
Like there is plenty of space for people, but there's enough people in there
03:10:56
too, where it's like, Yeah, they're not shutting down anytime soon.
03:11:00
And so I thought it was kind of weird.
03:11:02
So we kind of stood there for a while
03:11:03
and the dude slammed the door on her face, just kind of walked away.
03:11:06
And so the bathroom was right there.
03:11:08
So we waited for like a people to come.
03:11:10
We just got to stay there. And 70 went to the bathroom.
03:11:13
And so they like open the door for us.
03:11:14
They were just a customer.
03:11:16
And so we started walking in and the dude like, fucking, like shuffled us right
03:11:20
fuck back out. Like he was like, Oh, you got to go.
03:11:22
And like, almost like, forcibly, like, pushed us out of it.
03:11:25
And I just I'm like, Well, what's going on?
03:11:26
I'm like, you guys quote, He didn't say shit.
03:11:28
He just slammed the door in our face, called it a fucking day.
03:11:32
So we're standing out there a bit longer
03:11:34
because we're already kind of drunk and we don't know what to do anyway.
03:11:37
And so like two other groups of people, one couple
03:11:40
and other like group of like two or three roll up and we're trying to like,
03:11:43
tell them again, good luck because they're assholes, same thing to them.
03:11:47
And so we're all like standing there going, like, what the fuck is this?
03:11:50
So we go back to, we walk back, whatever.
03:11:55
We do our own thing that night, we go back the next morning, we're going in
03:11:58
and out of the shops. Shit.
03:11:59
And so
03:12:01
for whatever reason, me being me, I decided to just pop in there
03:12:04
really quick.
03:12:04
She didn't go in with me, but she waited in the car
03:12:08
and so I was just kind of like, Hey, you know, we were here last night
03:12:11
and I'm like, I was just kind of curious because like,
03:12:12
the guy kind of, like, slammed the door in our face.
03:12:14
And if there was a reason why you guys, like, weren't open, like,
03:12:17
it would've been nice to have an explanation versus
03:12:19
just like, having this and all of a sudden this fucking ordinary dude from, like,
03:12:23
I didn't even know he was there. I was talking to, to like
03:12:26
mid-twenties
03:12:28
girl to dude one behind the bar one
03:12:31
and there was nobody in there at the time
03:12:34
and the dude just starts spouting some shit and like being like,
03:12:36
Oh, I just want to.
03:12:38
I just to know.
03:12:39
I just want to shut down for the night.
03:12:41
And it's like, well, that'd be nice if you just,
03:12:43
you know, didn't just slam the door in our face.
03:12:44
Like, if you going to just told us that, it would have been like, Oh, okay.
03:12:47
And we would just walked away.
03:12:49
Or his problem was he didn't like the local traffic
03:12:53
and he just was being a dick.
03:12:55
And I was just like, I'm like, well, then I'm like,
03:12:56
that's not like a good way to, like, run your business. Like, we're
03:13:00
we're ready to spend fucking money.
03:13:01
Like, we would have dropped like 100 bucks, probably like
03:13:05
on some random shit, like easily.
03:13:08
And we would attempt well too.
03:13:10
And so you're actually taking money away from the people
03:13:12
that are working there, too, because they're
03:13:13
they're not getting the tips that they should.
03:13:18
And this dude was, you know,
03:13:21
five, five.
03:13:23
It's usually younger people.
03:13:25
Five, five, five, four.
03:13:27
I think he lived upstairs.
03:13:29
It was funny because the two younger, the bartender
03:13:32
and the other chick, they were like immediately apologetic.
03:13:34
Like they were like, Oh my God, I'm so sorry. You don't know you.
03:13:37
And when that guy chimed in, you could tell that there was a weird vibe
03:13:40
that hit the air.
03:13:40
They didn't say anything, but you could tell they were biting their lip.
03:13:43
I don't know if it was his kids or workers there or,
03:13:48
you know, nephews or something, but the dude literally then like,
03:13:53
I started questioning his business practices
03:13:54
because I'm like, Well, you're like going to do successful.
03:13:57
Like with the business here, if you're just denying people
03:13:59
that are going to
03:14:00
want to spend money at your place and you obviously didn't take that.
03:14:03
So he, he called me a wiener.
03:14:06
And so I just started laughing because I didn't know how else to react to that.
03:14:10
I haven't been called a wiener since I was like four.
03:14:12
I don't know.
03:14:13
That's like a Gary's.
03:14:14
I just kind of laughed and I'm like, okay, I obviously know who I'm dealing with.
03:14:17
And I walked away. So never go to that bar.
03:14:20
If you if even look on Yelp there is my review is not the only bad review.
03:14:24
There is a lot of bad reviews that say very similar shit that
03:14:28
that guy's a fucking asshole and he doesn't deserve to exist.
03:14:32
He he has a bar in a tourist destination.
03:14:35
And you're mad that tourists come in to your bar Because what the problem is,
03:14:39
he probably wasn't at first, but then it just grated on him and grated on him.
03:14:43
Well, then, don't own a fucking bar. Give it up.
03:14:45
Well, he's stuck now. He's in debt.
03:14:49
He, he.
03:14:49
You know, he's an alcoholic.
03:14:51
He's a so you let's turn it into a positive Lines are going to host another
03:14:56
another fucking home game next week regardless a variant of football or not.
03:15:00
If you're going to downtown Detroit, where are you eating
03:15:05
avoided at all costs.
03:15:07
No I don't mean during the game, but if you if you had to go down there.
03:15:11
No just avoid it.
03:15:12
I don't it that's the thing.
03:15:14
So it's a big it's going to be a lot of traffic.
03:15:16
It's going to be annoying to get anywhere.
03:15:18
Everywhere is going to be full there probably there's probably reservations
03:15:22
no matter where the fuck you go. They may even be charging.
03:15:24
All right, let's turn it around then.
03:15:26
It's a Detroit Tigers preseason game.
03:15:29
I'm going to eat before I go down.
03:15:31
And then that's for you.
03:15:34
Did you know that Tiger Stadium?
03:15:36
It's not called Tiger Stadium anymore.
03:15:38
Let's you take America Coal America.
03:15:40
Let you take a bag of food in really?
03:15:44
Yeah.
03:15:45
You can take a soft cooler and I cook up brats on the grill.
03:15:48
I packed them in there and put them in foil. They're still hot.
03:15:50
By the time I go.
03:15:51
Do they check them? Do they?
03:15:53
I think you could take.
03:15:54
The only drinks you can take in is water that isn't opened.
03:15:57
So, like, they don't want you spike in your water.
03:16:00
Do they fondle your wiener? Yeah, but you can close.
03:16:02
They did not did not find on my wiener.
03:16:04
They did not inspect the bag.
03:16:05
I walked already Fourth amendment like, dude,
03:16:08
I fucking read your wives, they fuck you and they're just like, have a nice day.
03:16:11
Enjoy the party. Okay.
03:16:12
Give it.
03:16:12
So my girlfriend and I go to
03:16:15
a country music festival.
03:16:18
Her choice of music, not mine.
03:16:19
But you hear there's some stuff.
03:16:21
There are some stuff that I've learned.
03:16:22
Like the things that I like to do that my wife asked me to go to a country.
03:16:26
I know I'm interrupted like, but it is a show, so I'm going to just do it.
03:16:29
Oh, no, I usually do that.
03:16:30
There's one thing I would I tell my when she says, Do you want to go to country?
03:16:33
I say, It must have been a woman.
03:16:35
And I don't listen to women yelling. I tell them to shut up.
03:16:38
And I don't take no orders from the woman. By the way,
03:16:43
I've never seen country.
03:16:45
What's it like?
03:16:45
Yeah, but so
03:16:47
it's it's a festival.
03:16:49
So there is like other shit going on.
03:16:51
It's like a big fucking like area.
03:16:53
And it's just there's a stage, there's a main stage and
03:16:59
it's just loud music to me, you know,
03:17:02
Music is there aren't, is there dancing in the barn?
03:17:05
There is. It's a mess.
03:17:06
So Reagan International Speedway not while there's in the
03:17:12
that No, no, no it's not that the camping is actually where the racing shit is.
03:17:18
I don't they do that.
03:17:19
They should have music in the middle and then have a race going on.
03:17:22
I don't know.
03:17:24
I don't know because nobody wants to watch
03:17:26
races.
03:17:29
You are car racer watcher.
03:17:31
You know this car? No, but I never like.
03:17:35
The last concert I saw was a long
03:17:37
and I think if I could like turn every once in a while
03:17:40
and see racing it might depending on what was racing behind me.
03:17:44
It might be it might make it way cooler.
03:17:47
Yes or no?
03:17:48
I guess you have like few distractions.
03:17:50
I would be like going to a venue and having like a basketball game
03:17:53
over here and a hockey game over here.
03:17:55
Well, yeah, especially if the band was, like,
03:17:56
didn't agree on it and they're playing and all this.
03:17:58
And there's a loud race the whole time.
03:18:00
Yeah, I really.
03:18:02
I didn't think that was the sound. Drew.
03:18:04
Well it's, it's a big circle and they're performing in the center of the circle.
03:18:07
Like, I don't know,
03:18:09
there might be something to that.
03:18:11
What's, there's a, there's a, there's a NASCAR game
03:18:14
way back in the day with a certain
03:18:18
music.
03:18:19
And I can't remember what it was but they that's who should play at the NASCAR.
03:18:23
Yeah.
03:18:23
Yeah.
03:18:24
Okay Yeah yeah of course
03:18:27
in the chat anyone play that NASCAR
03:18:29
that it was the same it was the same music for like seven years.
03:18:34
NASCAR and probably PlayStation.
03:18:36
Yeah No, there was
03:18:39
of Fire where there was a NASCAR game that I was not in NASCAR,
03:18:43
but I do know that there was.
03:18:44
Yeah, I was
03:18:45
I was not into NASCAR either, but I played and I played the shit out of that game.
03:18:49
Probably just because of the music In the beginning.
03:18:53
Was it NASCAR?
03:18:54
Was it
03:18:56
like a Daytona USA?
03:18:58
Because it was it was NASCAR.
03:19:13
I mean, this could have been a song.
03:19:14
This doesn't ring a bell for a time.
03:19:18
He was pulling up the song or the guy from the game.
03:19:21
I don't know.
03:19:21
It should have been sharing it, but it's not now.
03:19:24
I don't.
03:19:27
Oh, I know why?
03:19:28
Because I turned off the camera because I didn't want to share.
03:19:32
Should be why.
03:19:35
Oh. Yep.
03:19:36
That is the one,
03:19:38
you know Daytona 500, right.
03:19:41
NASCAR 2011.
03:19:44
No, I know it was 2011.
03:19:45
I don't remember. I don't remember which one it was.
03:19:48
Number one within the same realm.
03:19:53
It wasn't any of these songs either.
03:19:56
Right.
03:19:57
So I feel like 2011 sooner.
03:20:01
It'd probably be like 2005. Yes.
03:20:09
Maybe that was a different timeline.
03:20:10
Mandela effect.
03:20:13
Well, I mean,
03:20:14
once they get a base game down, they just recycle.
03:20:17
They just revamped the graphics a little bit
03:20:19
and just keep the same base game every year.
03:20:21
Hello, Madden 70, $5 fucking roster update every year,
03:20:26
right?
03:20:29
What's the next week's show?
03:20:31
You should decide that production meeting.
03:20:34
I don't know, because it's not.
03:20:35
I thought Gary had more say in it than No,
03:20:39
we just tell him what to say and he just says whatever.
03:20:42
Well, because he's supposed to be able to.
03:20:44
I apologize.
03:20:46
Thank you for that.
03:20:47
Yep So yeah.
03:20:49
So I guess throwing him off guard and making him rant about whatever.
03:20:53
Yeah, let's let's think of something here.
03:20:55
We'll throw him off guard because he doesn't watch the show consciousness.
03:20:59
No, I'm just saying no, just something
03:21:00
that's going to have him to have to think extra hard.
03:21:04
Yeah, but that just goes right into the same old arc.
03:21:08
But I'd
03:21:09
also like him to choose the two, because then I like to go and
03:21:12
see if I agree or disagree or if I can learn something or
03:21:17
I want to take a stab at something just realistic and normal
03:21:20
like traffic one time.
03:21:23
I know be hard to do a whole show, but
03:21:25
no, just the typical rant somebody deals with, you know?
03:21:29
Oh yeah. Okay.
03:21:30
Yeah, but that's atypical.
03:21:34
It is. It is.
03:21:35
And it would be pretty short.
03:21:37
He probably ran for five or 15 minutes and then leave anyway.
03:21:41
So no, I went 3 hours.
03:21:44
Here we go, Gary.
03:21:45
3 hours today, even for a minute he ran for a minute and a half to go.
03:21:50
You're still in. What Watch doing.
03:21:52
What do you guys think?
03:21:54
Still, though, he sat there for 3 hours.
03:21:56
I'm not going to see you're so you're so negative.
03:21:59
He sat there for 3 hours.
03:22:00
What the problem was is he you see, I'm a I'm a skeptic.
03:22:06
I admit it. But you're a cynic.
03:22:10
I am very cynical. Yes,
03:22:14
I'm fine.
03:22:14
That's that's fine. Yeah. No, I know.
03:22:17
I know this.
03:22:18
And there's a reason for it because that's a typically
03:22:22
typically that's the case
03:22:25
that I say to fucking what's wrong with people, man?
03:22:27
People are crazy. People are crazy. They can't.
03:22:29
They can't deal with the world.
03:22:30
They can't deal with the world.
03:22:31
And like, maybe the world is fucked
03:22:33
now everybody's got their own motive for their own fucking personal
03:22:36
whatever the fuck.
03:22:37
There's very rare few people that you will find me.
03:22:40
Let me rephrase. Don't have an agenda.
03:22:41
Don't have their own agenda or have like a means to an end.
03:22:45
Maybe the world is that and there's a lot of weak people in the world.
03:22:49
Oh, for sure.
03:22:50
But there's so many people in the world
03:22:52
that it takes a person to exploit somebody like that.
03:22:55
In my opinion,
03:22:57
no. It just takes easy way out.
03:23:00
No, because there's there's a
03:23:03
regret. What the hell?
03:23:04
I was absorbing it was a video on YouTube absorbing or something about
03:23:09
they were just talking about the I think it was the sociopathic brain.
03:23:15
Oh, I've, I've passed that test
03:23:18
where they they were
03:23:23
they were doing a test where they gave people
03:23:25
like a certain amount of test group, like a particular game.
03:23:29
And the sociopath like most people would try to just
03:23:32
play the game, the sociopathic brain.
03:23:36
People would try to find loopholes
03:23:39
in the game to exploit the game to make it easier.
03:23:43
Fuck up, Gary.
03:23:45
I know exactly what he's saying, right?
03:23:47
Yeah, but see, that's like the lizard brain to me to like that.
03:23:50
That's cunning. That's. I don't know why.
03:23:52
Maybe that's part of the lizard brain's psychotic way.
03:23:56
Wouldn't it be the best? Yeah. Oh, no, it's totally psychotic. Yeah.
03:23:58
No, to a compassionate non brain, it'd be like, What the fuck?
03:24:04
Well, it's just not even the compassion of it.
03:24:06
It's just like the.
03:24:07
Well, all right. Compassion is very subjective.
03:24:10
It's a snake is going to think that it's compassionate.
03:24:12
Teach their young to be ruthless.
03:24:15
It's not the best reference in that regard to what we're talking about.
03:24:19
But it's just, you know, I.
03:24:22
I don't want you to shit in my cereal.
03:24:23
You don't want me to shit in yours.
03:24:25
So I don't know why we're shitting in each other.
03:24:27
Cereal.
03:24:28
What are we talking about?
03:24:31
Yeah, Why would you
03:24:33
why would you do unto others as you would have done to you?
03:24:37
Oh, shit. I see.
03:24:39
I always took as do unto others before they do unto you.
03:24:43
It's just a little twist,
03:24:45
but it means something. I guess so.
03:24:47
No, I agree with that. I can agree with that.
03:24:49
You can plot out.
03:24:50
If you can see it's a joke.
03:24:52
No, but you could live.
03:24:53
You can know if you can observe some of these behaviors.
03:24:57
Also,
03:24:58
you can go, okay
03:24:59
I notice this person does X and does x and does x.
03:25:03
I no longer trust that person.
03:25:05
Still, though, even if you're doing that, do the other golden rule
03:25:09
and live life
03:25:12
out very quickly.
03:25:13
If you're competing with somebody and you're still being with people
03:25:16
have very quickly expect them to be.
03:25:20
Yeah, but so then is that means life.
03:25:22
You're assuming people are writing you off also if you're living, I don't care. I'm
03:25:27
I know you don't have it.
03:25:29
I'm in a lizard brain psychotic style like me.
03:25:33
Wouldn't wouldn't care either.
03:25:37
To a point, though.
03:25:38
Then you get I get to a point where an age where I start to kind of see,
03:25:42
you know, what I've come to have, or for some point in my life where
03:25:47
my generosity I was sort of it being taken advantage of.
03:25:51
So I protect it.
03:25:54
And I may be defensive of it.
03:25:57
And so happenstance I am kind of cold quickly
03:26:02
or I don't warm up to people quickly.
03:26:04
I need time and I got to get to know you because I don't want my generosity
03:26:09
to be taken for granted.
03:26:10
And so there's a lot of times on the forefront, I might do something generous.
03:26:14
And then I look with the responses and then if the response is
03:26:17
there's no reciprocal or even a thank you, then I and it kind of
03:26:21
on that note, you no longer get any favor
03:26:24
on my front.
03:26:27
There's a whole dynamic to it.
03:26:29
I think psychologists would call that a circle of either
03:26:32
trust or a circle of standard circle life.
03:26:39
Jonathan Elton Yeah, I don't know.
03:26:41
I don't know if that's wrong or right, but that's how I feel.
03:26:43
And I just kind of it's more of a I'm a, I got an eye for an eye mentality.
03:26:49
If you're going to be
03:26:51
a certain way, it's like, All right, that must be you.
03:26:55
And I don't want nothing to do with that.
03:26:56
But I would like like,
03:26:59
in my opinion, I feel like if somebody rapes somebody
03:27:02
or murder somebody, that that person should be raped
03:27:06
or murdered themselves in the in the exact same manner.
03:27:10
It's, say, karmic philosophy in the exact same manner.
03:27:16
If you stab someone 80 times to death, then guess what?
03:27:19
You're stabbed 80 times to death, motherfucker.
03:27:22
An eye for an eye, a torn anus for a tornado. Is.
03:27:27
Is. You're it?
03:27:29
Pretty much so, obviously.
03:27:30
See, that's pretty. That's pretty racy.
03:27:31
Rainbow girl. Guess what?
03:27:33
Big Bubba over there is going to fucking tear us all up.
03:27:36
Have fun.
03:27:36
He's going to come inside. You, too, Just like you did.
03:27:39
It seems pretty reasonable and logical.
03:27:41
But then on another perspective, it may seem
03:27:45
just unnecessary, but I don't know.
03:27:49
I'm not for my personal reasons why I was there in the first place.
03:27:52
What's the lesson then?
03:27:53
It's like it is a weird line to draw, right?
03:27:55
Like, but teach teaches psychotic.
03:27:58
Can you teach a lesson on your level
03:28:02
if you're not on your level that you're not a psychotic?
03:28:06
It's not necessarily teaching them a lesson.
03:28:09
It's teaching the rest of society.
03:28:11
Sending a message is what is hanging on by what?
03:28:14
I guess you could make that same argument, though,
03:28:16
because if you're psychotic, you're just going to do it anyway, like
03:28:19
or you'll find you'll try to find a way around it or find
03:28:21
a way to not get caught or
03:28:25
that was a fucking murder.
03:28:26
Yeah, I think criminals, criminals see criminals
03:28:29
hanging in or in jail and they just think those are the dumb criminals.
03:28:32
And I mean, it's a naive, stupid way to look at it because they're on their same
03:28:36
path to do the same.
03:28:39
I don't know.
03:28:39
I haven't,
03:28:43
haven't
03:28:43
made choices like that, so I can't relate.
03:28:47
I would make terrible choices, but I've made some choices.
03:28:51
I'm pretty to the psychotic spectrum if if you have to analyze like that.
03:28:55
But I've never acted on it.
03:28:56
So I guess that makes me not psychotic.
03:29:02
I guess so.
03:29:03
But it's, you know, you get to a point where you overanalyze stuff
03:29:06
and then
03:29:09
next thing you know.
03:29:11
So I think I overanalyze a lot.
03:29:16
See, I don't even I don't even understand the term overanalyze.
03:29:19
It's just analyzed to me.
03:29:22
Yeah.
03:29:22
I guess to an obsessive extent. Yeah.
03:29:25
But I'm just that's just good analyzing.
03:29:28
No, because it's necessary.
03:29:30
You can't, you can't overanalyze.
03:29:32
I mean, I guess it's
03:29:34
just a way the situation, the situation
03:29:36
with the dude in the parking lot at the Texas Roadhouse.
03:29:40
That's in the family.
03:29:42
Yeah.
03:29:43
Yeah.
03:29:44
The whole time I sit there, I question.
03:29:47
Maybe he was right, maybe he was wrong.
03:29:49
Maybe he would like I swear I looked in the mirror or in my camera
03:29:54
like I saw them.
03:29:54
I knew I like
03:29:55
I was getting closer to them, but I knew I had more room to give,
03:29:59
which is why I backed up a little bit more.
03:30:01
Because I need to get around the fucking curb
03:30:03
that was there because I didn't back up far enough at the time
03:30:05
because I saw them there and I didn't want to back up too far like,
03:30:09
but maybe their perspective was different.
03:30:12
Maybe I did it a little too quick and I didn't realize how close they are.
03:30:15
That's a fucking fish. Fish Island.
03:30:17
So maybe. Maybe they were closer then.
03:30:19
But I still don't think it was cause for them
03:30:21
to even have to make a sidestep or anything.
03:30:23
I think if they just stood exactly where they were,
03:30:26
they would have been perfectly safe.
03:30:27
And I mean anything. I don't think they had to move.
03:30:30
But the whole time I sat there
03:30:33
overanalyzing it.
03:30:35
Yeah, but see, and that's makes still analyzing it.
03:30:38
And since I wasn't there,
03:30:39
I try to take the empathetic point of view of both of you, and I'm thinking that
03:30:44
there's some people in the world wrong or right when they look down the road.
03:30:49
They think that every car should put their car in gear.
03:30:52
No backup lights. Oh, there's people.
03:30:54
And wait, wait till all the people are clear before they go.
03:30:58
And if you want to stop, I know I'm just lying there.
03:31:01
Why don't they just walk around or take another road?
03:31:03
Because you could cause your backup lights were on and you blew their old mine.
03:31:07
They were like, He's not.
03:31:09
What are we supposed to.
03:31:10
Oh, what are we doing? Right?
03:31:12
So look towards us.
03:31:12
So at that point, everything, every argument, the two rational
03:31:17
people with less than two drinks in their system would do.
03:31:20
They were just blown away.
03:31:22
So at that point, all bets are off in my mind and I'm usually just like,
03:31:27
you know, like the two people swerved at the same time.
03:31:29
Neither one was wrong.
03:31:30
That just
03:31:32
you just got to be like, you know, you can't you can't guess, right.
03:31:35
All the time.
03:31:37
I don't know. I,
03:31:39
I sympathize because I might be that guy
03:31:41
where say something like was sort of close I might kind of like side eye
03:31:47
and if he happened to be getting out of the vehicle,
03:31:48
I don't know if I would directly just go look,
03:31:52
Adam, I might like an option.
03:31:54
Are you sure they did that?
03:31:56
No, he definitely was pointing it at me as I was getting out of my vehicle
03:32:01
very subtly.
03:32:01
I saw him already looking at me and he said something indirectly.
03:32:06
And then once I got out of my vehicle, I look and he was still looking.
03:32:09
And then he said something directly and it was,
03:32:12
you don't know how to use your mirrors, you don't have mirrors.
03:32:15
And I'm like, I just I knew that he was going to be negative.
03:32:18
So I quickly just was like already on top.
03:32:20
I'm like, I'm like, bro, I've got a backup camera, man.
03:32:23
I like.
03:32:24
And he goes, Oh, did you not see?
03:32:25
So I'm like, No, I saw you clearly. I have a backup camera.
03:32:28
Like I've been in that scenario several times where people don't know
03:32:33
that you have a backup camera because they don't they don't have one.
03:32:37
I was using my my hair.
03:32:40
I was using my mirror to comb my hair. What's the what the fuck is it?
03:32:42
That dude was already had the look in his eye like he wanted to fight
03:32:47
at that point.
03:32:48
Already it a pregnant wife?
03:32:51
Yeah. You know, three months pregnant.
03:32:53
You're after his wife and his baby.
03:32:55
Maybe he thought, I don't know who because it was two chicks and him and
03:33:00
neither of them look pregnant, and they both looked
03:33:04
younger than him for sure.
03:33:06
And he just was, like, just red
03:33:09
hot from the get go.
03:33:12
And, like, so I my I'm the one who kind of gets hot quick.
03:33:16
But no, I'll just I'll just kind of make us fucking make a snarky remark
03:33:21
and then just be with it like, but that's it.
03:33:24
But at the same time I might just go, well this, this fucking guy
03:33:29
sampled three, £3 of my.
03:33:33
This fucking guy, this fucking guy here.
03:33:37
I was just trying to find a fucking parking spot that a parking lot was
03:33:42
fully loaded, but there wasn't any movement going on.
03:33:45
There wasn't like cars going all over the place.
03:33:47
So when I backed up,
03:33:49
I didn't see anybody.
03:33:50
I didn't see anything until I started to make that turn.
03:33:53
And then I'm like, okay, They're like, I see a line of people there,
03:33:56
and for some reason they're like, scattered this way.
03:34:00
Like, here's where we should be driving and here's where they are
03:34:05
rather than like
03:34:07
this way,
03:34:09
because we're driving here and let's like, line up single file.
03:34:12
No, let's, let's take up as much space
03:34:14
and kind of sit there and like kind of blockade the car
03:34:16
that's backing up, because I did kind of have to block for a second.
03:34:19
I was like, I have enough space to back up and still not hit this curb.
03:34:23
What I pull back forward.
03:34:25
And so I was like, okay, well, let me back up a little bit more.
03:34:27
I backed up like maybe 2 to 3 feet
03:34:31
at the
03:34:32
most, three where they in a car or still on foot.
03:34:35
It they know they were walking, They were walking, they were walking.
03:34:37
They were walking here. Okay.
03:34:41
I would like to know the the female's perspective
03:34:43
because I didn't get that if he initially jumped in my shit,
03:34:46
they didn't say anything and they kept walking.
03:34:48
They didn't want to look at me. They just let him handle it.
03:34:50
And I don't know if that's he.
03:34:53
I hate to be speculative, but he kind of looks like he's the type of do that.
03:34:57
Sure, he's trying to be noble, but at the same
03:34:59
I think he goes home and thinks he controls his women and like,
03:35:03
I don't know, he seemed very quick tempered.
03:35:05
He passed.
03:35:05
I don't take no orders from the woman, by the way.
03:35:08
Exactly.
03:35:09
I'm telling you, they don't have a voice.
03:35:11
If it was my girlfriend and me, my girlfriend would have chimed
03:35:14
in as well and said, No, no, you did come close to us.
03:35:17
Our reach is they didn't so great and wanting to do with it,
03:35:20
there's a good chance that they're watching right now.
03:35:22
So you got to call in if if you're that.
03:35:25
But if you're near Akron, Ohio, if you're a Texas near Akron, Ohio,
03:35:29
or if you happen to be watching in Cleveland,
03:35:33
if somebody tells you about that, it may be you
03:35:37
say something.
03:35:38
The comments.
03:35:39
I would also say my girlfriend I used to frequent before COVID
03:35:44
because they had a all you can eat crab like buffet B.C
03:35:49
Speedy Fridays before they got rid of the buffet.
03:35:52
Yeah, they got rid of the buffet during COVID and it never came back.
03:35:56
But the Hollywood casino in Toledo,
03:36:00
we learned there that just Ohio is different.
03:36:04
You will just be walking on your side of the
03:36:08
eight foot area to walk
03:36:10
Ohio's deer walking on your walking slide into the to the
03:36:14
to the right where you're supposed to like like driving a car.
03:36:17
And it's just her and I.
03:36:18
So like we're evening even taking like 2 to 3 feet of this eight feet
03:36:23
but for some reason there was somebody walking in the reverse
03:36:26
distance towards us that like encroaching on that feet.
03:36:30
They have room to move over to the side,
03:36:32
but they don't they just keep that same clip.
03:36:35
Right.
03:36:35
And so drink him a chicken Yeah, right, exactly.
03:36:39
So it's going and so I'm not trying to cause a problem.
03:36:42
So I typically wait till like the very end and then I move
03:36:46
just to make a point, but not like be obtrusive about it.
03:36:49
Right?
03:36:49
So, but we do that all the time and every single time,
03:36:54
every time we do that, we're like, What is that?
03:36:56
We don't deal with that anywhere else.
03:36:57
And it's okay.
03:36:59
Toledo, it's Ohio. No, no, no, no. They are
03:37:03
expecting you to get out of the way.
03:37:05
And it's a no maybe. Is it like just Ohio?
03:37:08
Is it in a French Canadian border with Ohio? Maybe.
03:37:10
Maybe Everybody was extremely lucky. I
03:37:14
the second you drive over the border
03:37:16
from Michigan, it's Toledo.
03:37:20
Now there is a different
03:37:21
there is there is or semi is some E coli in the water down river.
03:37:25
You know once you get to the Monroe area and you get further down the
03:37:29
you sort of the tanks or the smell, the tanks and the smell start to degrade,
03:37:33
you know, they don't even smell it anymore.
03:37:35
The people that live there. Yeah, right.
03:37:38
But you just sort of a certain degrade.
03:37:39
I could smell it right now just driving down there.
03:37:42
No offense.
03:37:43
Anybody who lives down river but
03:37:45
you, we kind of hit it down the river is a who as you pass negative.
03:37:49
Soon as you pass Monroe, you can start to smell it.
03:37:53
It's a negative term
03:37:55
or it's very not kind of I don't know what you mean.
03:37:59
I have no down river.
03:38:00
To me, I always just mean it's like you.
03:38:02
The chemical, the chemical plants downriver.
03:38:06
It's not Roseville.
03:38:07
It's like Taylor Lake.
03:38:09
Stay in. Let's get clean.
03:38:10
The thing is, let's go to.
03:38:12
It's got to fuck you.
03:38:14
That's a completely different thing. That's a positive.
03:38:17
Even if you're saying, like,
03:38:18
even if the thumb is out of north, it's still a great thing.
03:38:21
At least clear to Hazel park.
03:38:22
Actually.
03:38:23
Now, you wrote Drive Monroe Roosevelt's dude
03:38:26
from a monroe or a Roseville or a hazel thug.
03:38:30
Monroe Heights is not a positive thing.
03:38:32
It's not that high school is like a college.
03:38:37
We went to a robotics club.
03:38:39
That's fine, because it was insane, because they so much money
03:38:42
in that high school.
03:38:43
Hats off to the high school.
03:38:46
They need extra room because they probably have a large
03:38:50
radius in which people get bused in from
03:38:53
because I'm sure it's fuel for fewer and further between.
03:38:56
Right?
03:38:57
I don't know.
03:38:58
I only drive down past the 75 freeway there.
03:39:01
I don't go off to 75 to Toledo or all the way to Florida
03:39:07
all the way to Florida.
03:39:10
I just did that drive.
03:39:12
I love that drive.
03:39:13
I can't I don't like it through the mountains so much.
03:39:16
Oh, I loved the mountains.
03:39:17
The problem is it was nighttime for some of it.
03:39:19
But the problem for me, it's always the weather.
03:39:22
It's like winter.
03:39:24
It gets eventually the winter goes away.
03:39:26
In the beginning, it's treacherous.
03:39:28
For me, it was not good.
03:39:30
I love to do a drive out west,
03:39:33
but my favorite drive,
03:39:36
North Carolina, just going through Virginia and West Virginia.
03:39:40
Yes, We went we got we went up and down to Florida so many times
03:39:43
because my wife's family is in Tennessee, literally halfway.
03:39:47
So we would stay overnight there and then drive the rest out.
03:39:49
But one time we're like, Dude, we've done this like ten times.
03:39:52
So we did the say.
03:39:53
We came up the East Coast instead.
03:39:55
And I was we went through the Carolinas. I remember.
03:39:57
Yeah. No, that's that's cool.
03:39:59
That's kind of what we did.
03:40:00
Not exactly, but
03:40:03
because normally we do a snow skiing snowboarding trip and because there was
03:40:07
no snow up north, we decided to go down south and hit warmer weather.
03:40:12
A lot of skiing down south where there's warmer weather.
03:40:15
No, you already made that joke last time, asshole.
03:40:18
It was the reverse, you
03:40:20
know, You just know, like, you know, you sound like my wife, you fucker.
03:40:23
You sound like my wife.
03:40:24
I've heard the story before.
03:40:26
It's gross.
03:40:27
So I got.
03:40:28
Man, you're a fuck me too. Or
03:40:31
no, I don't think that's like two or times this show.
03:40:34
You've inquired.
03:40:36
Well, I can't get pregnant, so at least you'll get another kid.
03:40:40
My joke was that you were
03:40:43
ripping on my duplicate stories like my wife is all in then?
03:40:46
No, no. It was more or less to drive it up the coast. Great.
03:40:49
My axle was w I an Arizona.
03:40:53
I do.
03:40:55
You can't in Arizona.
03:40:56
Just two dildos in there already taking that one.
03:41:00
We literally drove up the coast of Florida back because we needed it.
03:41:04
We needed to make it halfway back at least.
03:41:08
And so the stop at
03:41:11
Daytona, we stayed tonight.
03:41:12
Then say two nights in Tampa,
03:41:15
and then we drove just up the coast
03:41:18
in in coast all the way to Tallahassee.
03:41:21
So and then we went from Tallahassee to Nashville and Nashville,
03:41:26
show me on your dick in Florida where you were driving up the coast,
03:41:30
you know, Oh No, no.
03:41:33
Well, what is not that is there were people is that what people
03:41:37
in Florida do, though, like Michigan, The Florida would stretch.
03:41:40
Florida does not stretch all the way fucking Antarctica.
03:41:42
So I don't know how keys the keys looks like
03:41:45
it's actually in the middle of a come, but it's soft.
03:41:47
So I'm always confused by that because I my body main
03:41:51
main would be the dick because it's, you know, raging hard all the time.
03:41:56
I think, you know, any time I want more than 4 hours is a problem.
03:42:01
Not if you keep none if you keep coming, right?
03:42:04
Yeah.
03:42:05
I keep playing with it over for more than 4 hours.
03:42:08
Do I need to call a doctor?
03:42:09
Yeah, If you. If your dick is hard.
03:42:10
It was hard for me.
03:42:12
If you haven't come once, then it's a problem.
03:42:13
But if you've been coming the whole time and you're still hard
03:42:16
and you're still coming in, I don't see the problem.
03:42:18
Yeah, well, there's the whole thing edging hedging.
03:42:23
Right?
03:42:24
Right.
03:42:24
So if you're edging for 4 hours, you still need to call a doctor or
03:42:29
I think that's a personal.
03:42:31
I wonder if I wonder if they're groomed.
03:42:33
Now, the doctor's office, when they call
03:42:34
and I've got an erection for 4 hours and it's like, oh, are you edging?
03:42:37
And they're like, Yes.
03:42:38
And it's like, well, don't worry about it.
03:42:40
Me or my nurse is not in a jerking off.
03:42:43
Do not come in.
03:42:44
Yeah.
03:42:45
Are you are you calling us to try to make this a big fucking fantasy scam?
03:42:49
It's total fantasy scam.
03:42:51
We don't know.
03:42:51
We've tried everything. Oh, my God.
03:42:52
We can't do it.
03:42:54
It is fucked up though, because that used to be
03:42:57
a fucking doctor practice like they they used to like.
03:43:00
No, it didn't.
03:43:02
Yeah.
03:43:02
No, you look at the medieval shit they use.
03:43:06
They used to.
03:43:06
The doctors used to, like, make women orgasm.
03:43:09
Like is not how they measure pants draw.
03:43:12
That is what they used to do though, because they used to
03:43:15
it was like a it's like please, somebody can draw as
03:43:19
what do they call that where they used to drain their blood a little bit
03:43:21
because they thought like molestation and official
03:43:25
No, not even that.
03:43:26
It was like the not the free bleed, but
03:43:30
when they would
03:43:33
just let them bleed, I don't know.
03:43:36
Sounds pretty dark.
03:43:41
Blood, bloodletting.
03:43:44
Yeah, right.
03:43:46
Pretty sure that's what it's called the really time.
03:43:48
Gary, Jody calling?
03:43:51
Yeah.
03:43:51
I was like to check to see if he's on, but He's not
03:43:55
speaking to Gary.
03:43:56
I got the dark side.
03:43:58
The dark side of Gary.
03:43:59
I thought that was just Gary.
03:44:01
He doesn't have a dark side with that.
03:44:04
Just Gary,
03:44:08
though.
03:44:08
He's going to master it.
03:44:27
And he's
03:45:41
John Williams, absolutely amazing composer.
03:45:49
Oh, we got.
03:45:52
I got to play, I got to play this
03:45:55
just posed and come
03:45:59
past not playing.
03:45:59
It's got to play
03:46:02
Circle of Death, motherfucker.
03:46:04
Your internet sucks. Do
03:46:14
see the phasing if you got the
03:46:18
Sounds great.
03:46:19
The swing.
03:46:22
That's how I felt until the playback was you do.
03:46:26
Did you. Did you drum over?
03:46:28
No, I was not able to.
03:46:31
Okay.
03:46:32
Oh, so when you hadn't yet, because I got a lot of work to do with send you the.
03:46:38
I do feel like that's not a bad choice because that
03:46:41
just the style of beat, I guess
03:46:46
the drums on it already are not necessarily a hip hop drum.
03:46:49
It's more of a sampled regular drum set.
03:46:52
I don't know what you would call that,
03:46:54
but then I also feel like there's a lot of room there
03:46:57
for some creative drumming that can just you can kind of riff or whatever.
03:47:01
Once I took the drums out, there was only
03:47:06
a bass line and vocals.
03:47:08
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:47:09
I know what I'm doing.
03:47:12
So I thought it'd be cool to do drums and a fresh new guitar
03:47:16
riff of something rock like, Yeah, no, Yeah, no, that's for sure.
03:47:20
Because there is like a
03:47:23
a mimicked it's not a guitar, it's more of a synth sound,
03:47:26
but it's, it's got a guitar like, yeah, that
03:47:33
it's not a guitar, but it's like a synth.
03:47:36
Like that's,
03:47:39
I think it is a mimic guitar.
03:47:41
It's not like a guitar it but it is like a guitar.
03:47:44
No. Yeah, it's like if you know.
03:47:46
Yeah, it's exactly what you said. No.
03:47:49
Yeah, yeah. No or not.
03:47:52
No. Yeah, yeah.
03:47:53
No you got.
03:47:55
I got to admit here to this.
03:47:59
Tell me that doesn't look like the old Looney Tunes.
03:48:01
That's all I was thinking.
03:48:02
Okay. Yeah, for sure. Yeah.
03:48:03
No, it is what it is.
03:48:05
That that that, that, that irritated that the.
03:48:07
I know. Yeah.
03:48:07
For that's all folks as above some below folks.
03:48:10
It's also reminiscent of the old visual effects from Windows Media player
03:48:15
which took me a lot to find one that was around fit in there.
03:48:19
But it's also going right with the music.
03:48:27
Well, that's a great song.
03:48:29
I wonder how much Gary had beat his wife
03:48:32
in order to get him her to let him
03:48:36
do the show inside for that long.
03:48:39
Wait, what
03:48:41
in the how that works.
03:48:43
I'm not going to beat your wife. I'm not.
03:48:46
I'm not sure.
03:48:46
I'm pretty sure he.
03:48:47
Do you think he's worth.
03:48:50
I don't think I don't think he'd beat her up
03:48:54
and he beats her off.
03:48:55
I bet you she would win.
03:48:56
She probably wins more times than he would know.
03:48:58
He beats her up.
03:48:59
I saw her.
03:49:00
I saw him smack her around in his arms.
03:49:02
Have you got an issue? If.
03:49:04
If anybody has an issue with that, you can call it numbers right there.
03:49:08
Bonnie,
03:49:08
I've met you a bunch, so I know you pretty well.
03:49:11
I be honest.
03:49:13
Whether it's gaming, physical, mental, in the bedroom, in the kitchen,
03:49:18
you beat him pretty much at everything most of the time.
03:49:21
I'm sure you do.
03:49:23
I've met her more than a handful of times
03:49:26
for long periods of and several times.
03:49:29
She was kind of side of me, like going out,
03:49:35
I swear. Blink.
03:49:38
But then Gary looks at her and she's like, Yeah, what do you want?
03:49:41
What do you want me to do?
03:49:42
Yeah. Okay, I'll go outside.
03:49:44
I'll go for a walk.
03:49:45
But the clubs are for a what?
03:49:49
Rest in peace.
03:49:49
Rest in peace.
03:49:50
Clubs are going to be on us, Little
03:49:53
the little fellow, the little different dogs at a different dog whistle.
03:49:57
There
03:49:59
clubs are what's his name.
03:50:00
But for some reason, Buddy would call it Sam.
03:50:02
I don't know why, but he was Sam.
03:50:05
The name, maybe. Yeah. Yeah.
03:50:07
I never knew the dog's actual name until Buddy.
03:50:11
We call it Sam occasionally.
03:50:12
And I'm like, Huh, That's weird.
03:50:14
I'm like, Obviously she would probably call it by
03:50:17
its real name, and Gary would be the one calling it by some retarded
03:50:20
fake name, but so Gary made up a name.
03:50:23
I also dislike people who call their dogs
03:50:26
like human, like that specific Sam Bob,
03:50:30
I Hazel did call them their kids
03:50:33
or their their parents.
03:50:36
I love that you hate that because I love that people hate that.
03:50:39
Which makes you just want to say that more to the trigger just to trigger you.
03:50:44
It does the same thing for me. I'm fine.
03:50:46
The same thing.
03:50:47
I just watch it. You have to care for you have to
03:50:51
at a certain age.
03:50:52
So at a certain age,
03:50:53
your kid isn't going to, like, eat its own shit or, like choke on stuff.
03:50:57
That kind of dog is always going to eat its own shit and choke on stuff. So.
03:51:02
So I guess I see where it is.
03:51:03
The same as a kid.
03:51:05
No, because at a certain age the kid isn't going to do that anymore.
03:51:07
Like 910. It's done with that, right?
03:51:10
Even seven. It's done with that, right?
03:51:12
A dog its entire life, 18 and 20.
03:51:15
I'm still not done in a dog.
03:51:19
You can't just like send to school for 8 hours, 8 to 10 hours a day.
03:51:22
You've got to fucking it's at home no, the kid is easier than a dog
03:51:27
because because of state or institutional.
03:51:30
So I almost feel like Gary might be on my side with that argument.
03:51:34
So need to need to revisit this in the future.
03:51:36
Fucking wow.
03:51:38
You get it?
03:51:39
I can to him already and I can't.
03:51:41
I can't argue with that. You can argue with that.
03:51:45
You can't.
03:51:46
Or you.
03:51:46
I couldn't.
03:51:48
And I will. I can and I will.
03:51:51
It's an interesting, funny angle like, Yeah,
03:51:55
sure.
03:51:56
You know, you know who says that?
03:51:59
People that don't have kids
03:52:01
and that's that I'm not that's not me being some arrogant dude.
03:52:04
I have kids might your life is not filled with my share of kids, but blah blah.
03:52:08
Anyone, anyone can come inside of a vagina.
03:52:11
Anyone can.
03:52:12
So you're not.
03:52:13
No one's you're not special because you have kids.
03:52:16
Your kids aren't special because you have.
03:52:18
No. But raising kids are special unless they're like, raise your right.
03:52:22
Raising them is a lot of hard work.
03:52:24
I've had pets and I've had kids and I can compare.
03:52:27
That's all I'm saying.
03:52:29
They're not the same.
03:52:31
I will say there's a huge realization with the situation that I've mildly
03:52:36
explained with my girlfriend's sister and her two kids,
03:52:43
because I feel like the only male influences they have in their
03:52:45
lives are their dad, who's a piece of shit and doesn't see them often to me.
03:52:50
And they're great in their grandfather, so it's a
03:52:54
male.
03:52:55
Influences get stifled, man.
03:52:56
It's hard to be a male influence without being too little, too girls, too.
03:53:02
I don't know what to do, but I.
03:53:04
They definitely are attached to me.
03:53:07
Even the little one is like, I think I don't know how fucking old it is.
03:53:10
3 to 3.
03:53:12
I don't know.
03:53:13
But like it was, you know, it's it's learned to walk since I've known it.
03:53:19
So that's like kind of weird.
03:53:21
And I would always just, just wave to it because I didn't know.
03:53:24
And then, like, all of a sudden
03:53:25
it just started waving to me before I would wave to it.
03:53:27
And it's like, okay, so you're learning literally her.
03:53:30
It's mom has her mom has this Casio keyboard.
03:53:34
And like for me, when I was growing up, Robin Hood, Prince,
03:53:37
Prince of Thieves with Kevin Costner fucking, great movie.
03:53:41
That was like growing up for me as a kid.
03:53:43
That was cool as shit.
03:53:45
The main song on that was Bryan Adams.
03:53:48
Everything I Do I do for you.
03:53:51
This piano shows up because she pulls it from
03:53:54
because she moved out of because she's getting divorced from her dude.
03:53:58
So it's in the living room and she's on the kids
03:54:01
play with it and they're like, Oh, there's these preprogramed songs.
03:54:05
And so like, I see that song and it's like a specific you got to push
03:54:08
like one button another button and then you push two numbers.
03:54:12
And that kid, ever since I put that song on once, that kid literally will pull up
03:54:16
that song every single time on its own without being prompted.
03:54:20
It just, just the other day
03:54:23
it was looking at me and I was just kind of smiling at it.
03:54:25
Right.
03:54:25
And so my my mom does it my my dad or my brothers do it.
03:54:30
When we smile, our eyes squint.
03:54:32
And so I'm like kind of going like this.
03:54:35
And so that's not how she smiles, but she literally goes like
03:54:39
and it's like almost ripping on me. She's like,
03:54:42
like squinting your eyes, even though she doesn't do that.
03:54:44
And it's like, it's just weird to see the kid pick up on, like,
03:54:47
little nuance shit, but to do it like that.
03:54:50
And so I can see that, you know, if you had your own kids,
03:54:54
that there would be like moments like that all the fucking time.
03:54:58
Okay, sure.
03:54:59
But I just that doesn't really intrigued me enough
03:55:02
to just want to like, Oh, I want to have a child.
03:55:04
Let's just have this constant.
03:55:07
It's bad enough a fucking 15 year old dog that she can't leave alone.
03:55:12
Like, Yeah, but that's, I don't know.
03:55:15
And then we're also concerned about her sister's kids all the time.
03:55:18
Her sister kind of is bipolar and isn't the greatest in certain fashions.
03:55:24
Her husband's even worse.
03:55:26
And so we're trying to be,
03:55:29
you know, the rest of what should be there,
03:55:31
you know, for the kids a bit, you know, like it's
03:55:35
it sucks.
03:55:36
Would I don't want kids but I, I sort of do it I don't you know
03:55:42
so I think it's some of it's something that you were like,
03:55:45
yes, let's do this or it just you met her.
03:55:49
I don't know that that's something that happens and it just happened.
03:55:52
And you were like, All right, cool. Great.
03:55:54
So honestly, you just assume it's going happen, right?
03:55:58
Like because you're doing a specific deed.
03:56:00
Like, I dated my wife for ten years
03:56:03
actively making sure that there were no kids happening.
03:56:08
And then we're on year we're on year 11 right now.
03:56:10
So and then I got married and we actively tried to have kids
03:56:16
for. Maybe what we're at, we're not sure, though,
03:56:18
for like two, two years.
03:56:22
And then we were like, What the fuck?
03:56:25
Two years, man?
03:56:26
What You know, maybe there's something wrong.
03:56:27
Maybe we should have waited fucking ten, 12, you know,
03:56:31
just so we were just, just getting started
03:56:34
with all the stuff and this would have been back.
03:56:36
This would have been stupid.
03:56:38
What is this?
03:56:39
Even 20 years ago, you can throw all your eggs
03:56:42
in a little thing and spin them and pick and pick a gender.
03:56:44
Yet maybe you could, but it was way out of our price range.
03:56:47
So I don't know. I'm just talking about the birth.
03:56:49
We we finally we finally came to terms with.
03:56:52
All right, maybe a family is just the two of us, man.
03:56:55
This would be great.
03:56:55
We're going to be those you know, we're going to be those 2 to 2 people adopted.
03:57:00
Never like
03:57:02
no or that we were not at the time. No.
03:57:04
We were just more like selfishly,
03:57:06
wow, we're going to this is going to be a great life.
03:57:08
We're going to look like what would it have been an option
03:57:11
would have been a thought or would that have been weird
03:57:13
just accepting like, I think if there is somebody in need and I could fulfill it,
03:57:18
I think there's plenty of in needs in the adoption agency.
03:57:22
It is just weird accepting another vaginas
03:57:26
growth. Yeah, I don't think. I don't know.
03:57:28
I wouldn't have a problem with that, but so
03:57:31
I do like that.
03:57:32
Another one. Jada's girl.
03:57:34
Almost the moment.
03:57:35
Almost The moment that we came to terms with that, literally like a hand-holding
03:57:39
bullshit moment,
03:57:40
we are going to be the fucking most extreme and we're going to go on cruises
03:57:44
instead of have kids.
03:57:44
We're going to fucking have two houses.
03:57:46
Florida, like the next day.
03:57:49
In my mind, she was like, I'm pregnant.
03:57:53
So what do they call that shit these days?
03:57:55
I So I do listen to some of The Daily Wire.
03:57:59
I listen to Ben SHAPIRO.
03:58:00
Matt Walsh But what do they call that?
03:58:02
The The like my girlfriend and I right now.
03:58:05
Are you in your situation in two in ten years in Dink's or you, don't you?
03:58:11
Yeah, Dink's yes.
03:58:12
Thank you very much.
03:58:13
There you go.
03:58:14
Do you have dual income? No.
03:58:16
Kids for you.
03:58:17
People that are watching that are probably
03:58:21
links, you know,
03:58:23
So you guys are syncs.
03:58:25
I mean, it's not a sad thing.
03:58:27
Single income, no kids is probably a bad thing.
03:58:32
No, I'm not a user, by the way.
03:58:35
I know our viewer happens to be a dingle.
03:58:37
Also, I just know in my head of snow earlier and now he's viewing
03:58:42
I just know in my head
03:58:44
I've witnessed several friends have kids early
03:58:48
and they weren't with their person.
03:58:52
Some of them weren't with the person that they would be with forever.
03:58:56
One of them was.
03:58:57
But it's just
03:58:59
even though they went back and forth whole shit ton as well.
03:59:02
In and out. In and out. In and out.
03:59:04
It just didn't seem like the best environment for any of the situation.
03:59:08
Both of them are still trying to figure out a career,
03:59:11
trying to figure out who they are as people still like.
03:59:14
I don't know that this conversation about the driver with the pregnant people
03:59:19
that may have not been pregnant, but yeah, do you even even the most likely weeks
03:59:24
pregnant, I'm pretty sure even the most healthy, solid people, man, it'll stretch
03:59:29
you even even Republican would be like, Yeah, we could abort that thing right now.
03:59:33
That's how Unpregnant she was.
03:59:34
But he had, he had a
03:59:38
even the staunchest Republican to be like.
03:59:40
Yeah, we can get rid of that thing.
03:59:41
Never get it.
03:59:43
It's never too early.
03:59:47
No, but it was just a fever that of a
03:59:50
we're that he just like when he said if my wife was pregnant I'm just in my head.
03:59:54
I'm like, Oh yeah, of course of course she is.
03:59:56
You know, of course I'm the victim. Ooh.
04:00:00
Oh, dare you.
04:00:01
How dare you reverse in fucking three miles an hour
04:00:04
in the vicinity of my wife those pregnant
04:00:08
at that point do you.
04:00:10
I would have put my hand on his shoulder and went I'm so sorry man.
04:00:13
My life.
04:00:14
Oh, I think if I touched him, he would have like,
04:00:16
Well, I can not literally
04:00:18
put your hand like this and been like, he was ready to go.
04:00:20
My life was awesome.
04:00:22
And clearly you are a stressed out fucking.
04:00:25
That's how I felt. Like, yeah.
04:00:27
So I will concede to whatever you need at the moment.
04:00:30
Please don't fucking spaz out on me.
04:00:33
So that's kind of what I was doing, except I still got to get my $0.02 in.
04:00:38
I says another little fun thing.
04:00:40
Look at his wife or his two wives or whatever and say,
04:00:43
My God,
04:00:43
I've only had to deal with for 3 seconds and I feel sorry for you
04:00:46
because you have to live with their for the rest of your life.
04:00:48
I almost wanted to ask them, like, are you guys okay?
04:00:51
Does he hurt you? Like
04:00:54
bleep, blink, blink if Gary let you.
04:00:57
Yeah,
04:00:58
I mean, I again, I it's served me well, but it also has served me negatively
04:01:04
because sometimes I just feel like
04:01:05
I've got to get my $0.02 and even if it's at a detriment.
04:01:10
But, you know, I've had people lean on me
04:01:13
for that as well because they go, Oh, you you'll say what's on your mind.
04:01:17
So hey, say what?
04:01:18
Say what you've been telling us.
04:01:19
And it's like, why don't you fucking say like there's, there's meetings
04:01:23
at work and shit or even manager was like, Oh and it's like,
04:01:26
you say it, motherfucker. You know, you say it.
04:01:28
And so it's like, All right, yeah, why is this shit suck?
04:01:31
Why is this stupid? And then
04:01:34
way more cost, way more than $0.02 nowadays.
04:01:37
That's why people, people I don't know.
04:01:38
I just tend to be more vocal.
04:01:40
People are willing to do that.
04:01:47
I tend to be more vocal, whether it's a detriment or not.
04:01:51
Pretty sad.
04:01:52
People don't want to stand out
04:01:56
again.
04:01:56
If I literally came close to them, which I don't think happened,
04:02:00
I'm like 99.9% sure,
04:02:06
The perception is,
04:02:08
had it been me and the guy got close to me, I might go,
04:02:11
oh, dipshits not paying attention, but then I like if he didn't
04:02:14
come close to me, I would have been like, oh, maybe he was paying attention
04:02:18
that he had it been something that I would have
04:02:23
pissed me off a little bit, whether it been large,
04:02:27
you know,
04:02:28
a little bit of a deal or not, I may have
04:02:32
mouthed something aloud
04:02:34
after the person got out of their vehicle, but not directly.
04:02:37
If I did say something directly, I might. I might.
04:02:40
You started some shit you're saying?
04:02:42
I'm just saying if it was me, if I was in his shoes,
04:02:45
I might say something directly to the person at first.
04:02:48
But then I would probably just let it go. Like.
04:02:51
Like, you know, Hey, we were right behind you.
04:02:52
I don't know if you realize that you might want to watch out. Like
04:02:56
and then if you were to went like, Oh, I've got a backup camera,
04:02:58
I would have been like, Oh shit.
04:02:59
So he probably could have saw us perfectly.
04:03:01
So and I think that's where my man got mad, because I think he realized like, Oh,
04:03:09
does he know?
04:03:09
Like if, if somebody came close to me, I might have like,
04:03:13
smacked their fucking shit, like, and I would have heard it, you know,
04:03:17
I'll say, oh, it was like within 2 seconds and I was already putting it
04:03:22
back in the drive when he like went, oh like, so I kind of knew that.
04:03:25
How old was he, Was he older?
04:03:27
Significantly ages
04:03:30
with in his thirties,
04:03:32
not early in thirties, mid-May, probably similar as me.
04:03:36
I just had younger I have to walk with the next generation
04:03:41
older than me, like a full generation older than me.
04:03:44
And I'm telling you, man, when we come out of the grocery store,
04:03:48
that's like that's the rule in there is I get hot quick,
04:03:52
I get hot quick, but I don't like want to fight people.
04:03:54
I just want to like I'm trying to tell them in the middle of the day.
04:03:57
A Kroger, there's always people.
04:03:59
Sooner or later you somebody has to back out.
04:04:02
So you have to be aware and there's this kind of give and take.
04:04:04
And I tried to explain it.
04:04:05
They're like, No, when there's pedestrians.
04:04:09
So my my girlfriend and I went to fucking Kroger
04:04:11
and we were walking in and Mike Mike, we were getting salt
04:04:15
for fucking her driveway for her fucking dad and like,
04:04:20
I'm like grabbing.
04:04:21
Of course they keep the salt outside, so you have to get inside,
04:04:24
grab the car, come back outside, get the salt. No.
04:04:28
Do you do that?
04:04:28
I just pay for it and then pick it up on my way out.
04:04:31
Really? Do they trust you?
04:04:32
Because you could just grab it all day, Then you could just steal it.
04:04:34
You know what?
04:04:35
I never really asked them. I mean. I pay for it.
04:04:37
They have to come to it.
04:04:39
You could,
04:04:41
but then you're stealing it.
04:04:42
I kind of.
04:04:44
And I'm not saying I'm going to steal it.
04:04:46
I'm just saying.
04:04:46
That just gives the right for anyone to just come up and take salt.
04:04:49
Like, who's going to who's going to say anything different
04:04:53
next time I go grocery shopping?
04:04:54
Maybe I'll just walk right out and grab bag of salt.
04:04:56
Like, who's to say I didn't pay for that?
04:04:58
You is the cashier watching?
04:05:00
Is the cashier watching the entire time?
04:05:02
God, is he grabbing on?
04:05:03
He's using paper to.
04:05:06
Only you can prevent.
04:05:07
It's a character integrity. Trust.
04:05:10
True.
04:05:11
It's a trust thing, but you can't trust people. Yeah.
04:05:13
So I have talked to people and managers situations in big retail chains
04:05:17
that literally they look at the people that don't steal as stupid.
04:05:22
You're like, Dude,
04:05:22
since we all went to self-checkout, why don't you take advantage of that?
04:05:26
Like, if you're ringing up your whole cart, you're stupid.
04:05:28
But now they have such losses.
04:05:30
They're pulling these auto ones out and putting regular tellers back in.
04:05:33
Or if you notice, because they put them all in
04:05:35
and they're kind of stuck, they'll be like six or seven auto,
04:05:39
not auto, you know, talking about self-checkout.
04:05:40
Yeah.
04:05:41
And then if you look over there, instead of the one person
04:05:43
that when you flip the light on, they come and help.
04:05:45
There's like ten people and they're
04:05:47
they have like one person watch in every checkout
04:05:49
because there's so much the whole camera, the whole camera situation show, too.
04:05:52
But yeah, but the camera, the camera, they can only look back.
04:05:55
They can't stop you before you leave the store
04:05:57
usually just can't come searching, but they can stop you at that point of sale.
04:06:01
So they have somebody watching every point of sale now,
04:06:03
which is they backfired they had to pay for that shit.
04:06:07
We still don't have the service,
04:06:08
but yet they had to hire an attendant for every self-checkout now
04:06:11
because they're like, if you wanted to,
04:06:13
yeah, you could easily grab them like double stack items and like,
04:06:17
scan it in like, oh who's the no perspective wise on them cameras.
04:06:20
But I've had a couple of times where, where they're like, oh,
04:06:25
they alert the associate and it's showing the replay
04:06:27
and it's just me just like scanning one item and putting it away.
04:06:30
And it's like, yeah, I obviously didn't steal anything, but they,
04:06:33
they have automated systems trying to.
04:06:38
It's just
04:06:39
not. Does it seem like that is the smaller
04:06:42
the smaller you can show that the conveyor belt. One
04:06:45
I saw a lady one time was purposely
04:06:48
not even grabbed the shit on the very bottom of her cart.
04:06:51
She knew it was there 100%, but she just said, It's like I'm
04:06:55
just going to leave a couple of things down there.
04:06:56
Going to grab a couple of them, leave the rest of them down.
04:06:59
Who's going to say anything?
04:06:59
And I'm just like in my head.
04:07:01
I'm like, That's kind of shitty.
04:07:03
But at the same time it's like, I don't know, like so in my head
04:07:07
or my own experience, like and I can't say if it was a $40,000, you know, phone.
04:07:12
I know that doesn't exist.
04:07:13
If there was a $2,000 phone that I accidentally
04:07:15
put on the bottom of the cart, I'm in my car, I might be like, Ooh,
04:07:19
But the times it happened to me, it was like either
04:07:21
milk or diapers or some shit, some big number usually.
04:07:25
And every time either if I was able to, I went back in or otherwise
04:07:29
I kept track and told the fucking people and paid for it next time.
04:07:34
I've never kept track and paid next time.
04:07:36
Don't know how often that's happened, but usually,
04:07:39
usually what happens is you'll pay for something
04:07:41
and then they'll fucking leave it on the belt and you'll walk away without it.
04:07:44
And then you'll be pissed because like, Oh, thanks dipshit, yes.
04:07:50
If that's ever happened to me, I probably never even knew it
04:07:53
because I never, like, get home and check my receipt if I forgot
04:07:55
and I forget she was at that same Kroger.
04:08:00
I thought she didn't give us our bread, but it was my girlfriend's fault
04:08:04
because the conveyor belt was the conveyor belt was filled.
04:08:07
And so you got that
04:08:08
little metal rectangle that's at the end that doesn't have the belt on it yet.
04:08:13
And so you put the last item on that very edge of the belt.
04:08:16
And then once there space in the belt, you push it forward under the belt.
04:08:19
It's the loaf of bread just still sitting there.
04:08:22
Apparently
04:08:24
the bread did, but
04:08:26
we still don't take the orders from woman.
04:08:28
By the way,
04:08:31
we still blame the cashier because she said that she's done that
04:08:33
before and she's had people remind her like, Hey, there's an item back there.
04:08:37
If you're aware, there was no one behind us either.
04:08:39
It's not like there was someone raring to go.
04:08:43
And I also did the bagging myself, so
04:08:47
I should have gotten reimbursed
04:08:49
I've actually had that happen one time at Kroger.
04:08:51
The Kroger, a lady that she gave me,
04:08:54
she gave me a credit of like three or $4 for bagging my own groceries.
04:09:00
And she announced it to me too.
04:09:01
She goes, Yeah, I know.
04:09:03
So I just do it.
04:09:04
We should introduce everybody and better if.
04:09:08
You know, if you have an expertise in that or even the slightest inclination of a
04:09:12
knowledge of something,
04:09:13
you should be able to co-op that trade that infant instead of buying it,
04:09:16
bagging groceries. You know, whatever it is.
04:09:18
Like if you sit in line with people, people are just I'm walking,
04:09:22
I'm looking around and everyone. Yeah, right. Yeah.
04:09:25
I'm like, Do you know how to flip a burger?
04:09:27
Because we could all get out of here a lot faster if three of us were healthy.
04:09:30
Why? I can.
04:09:31
I can organize it better when I come home and do some the baggage.
04:09:36
Somebody I was with saw.
04:09:38
Did they do that in school? It's called co-op.
04:09:40
And then they do it in all kinds of ways.
04:09:42
So we should do it everywhere.
04:09:44
Grocery store bagging and co-op
04:09:47
co-op everything.
04:09:49
Sitting in traffic, drive to work each day.
04:09:51
You should go along your out and see if people need delivery.
04:09:54
You take something along the way and make some extra money
04:09:56
and pay for your gas at least buck the system.
04:09:59
We'll start our own system.
04:10:01
Yeah, I think I had that happened to me the one time I did
04:10:04
fucking DoorDash from buddies
04:10:07
because know the area around because I've run my parents house
04:10:11
because that's literally where I would frequent all the time
04:10:16
buddies.
04:10:18
I saw the buddies driver and DoorDash
04:10:20
go to the buddy pal,
04:10:23
the BJ's parking lot, BJ's Brewhouse and sit in the BJ's Brewhouse
04:10:27
parking lot for like 15 minutes and then come and deliver my cold pizza.
04:10:32
And so I meant so I guess I
04:10:38
send a thing that
04:10:39
DoorDash going like, Hey, I don't know if this is typical, but
04:10:42
I didn't, I didn't even know I was getting DoorDash when I went to Buddy's. But.
04:10:46
So you watched him, right, or no on the app?
04:10:48
Yeah.
04:10:48
No, I watch because Buddy's doesn't I didn't know
04:10:50
at the time of Buddy's doesn't have their own delivery service.
04:10:52
They use DoorDash, but their website doesn't really tip you to that.
04:10:57
It looks like Little Caesars or Domino's or whatever
04:11:00
the fuck you're ordering from jets. Gee, I know.
04:11:03
Do you know what?
04:11:04
I don't want to.
04:11:05
It looks like you're ordering it from their website, but then they
04:11:08
they suddenly it's like, oh, the price of every item.
04:11:11
Like, you would not believe me. There's not too much
04:11:15
I know but it was due to $8 more
04:11:16
I went to, I went to look at a by a sailor I went to by a friend.
04:11:20
They want you to tip the guy to. It's like, fuck you.
04:11:22
And there was a delivery charge.
04:11:24
But so when I went to the I didn't even know I was like, Oh, cool.
04:11:26
They updated their website.
04:11:27
They weren't online before, Oh, I can order online.
04:11:29
And I clicked it.
04:11:30
I was like, the sandwich shop I picked.
04:11:32
No, just some local restaurant,
04:11:35
the local restaurant that charges $10 for a French dip.
04:11:38
It was 89.
04:11:39
So the you know, the menu,
04:11:41
they marked it up $8.99, almost double for the
04:11:44
for the sandwich, then tacked on a $5 or whatever delivery charge.
04:11:48
Plus wanted me to tip
04:11:50
that I've never done DoorDash, but I just I was like, what?
04:11:53
And I went there.
04:11:54
I was like, you know, you're your sandwich.
04:11:56
And they're like, Oh, that's the DoorDash. They do that.
04:11:58
They don't at the restaurant.
04:11:59
It doesn't even have really anything to know or say about that.
04:12:04
And I guess they know that
04:12:05
because I why can't I go buy a sandwich and go sell it to somebody else for more?
04:12:09
I mean,
04:12:11
I just know that my my experience with
04:12:14
was through buddies
04:12:14
and I thought I was ordering it from buddies
04:12:16
and it was going to be delivered by buddies,
04:12:18
but it was delivered by DoorDash.
04:12:20
And I didn't know that
04:12:20
until I got the email like shit after I already paid for it, right?
04:12:24
And then I see the guy go and he's like, he's, oh, it's on, it's on its way.
04:12:28
And it's like, okay, he's on Hall Road and fucking I want pizza
04:12:32
now Romeo, plank, Romeo, plank area, whatever the fuck that Buddy says.
04:12:35
And so then he dives into the Lakeside Mall area and I'm like, That's weird. Why?
04:12:39
Why would he be cutting through Lakeside Mall
04:12:40
when he could just take the direct route?
04:12:42
But I no side routes.
04:12:43
I'll cut through the Lakeside Circle subdivision.
04:12:46
That's right next to fucking Lakeside.
04:12:48
I'll stop for a pint.
04:12:51
And so
04:12:52
he's like, sitting like, I'm like, why is he going to this parking lot?
04:12:55
Why is he sitting there? And it's sitting there.
04:12:57
It's like 15 minutes goes by
04:12:59
and then he starts moving again and he comes to me and then I whatever.
04:13:02
And it was a girl's name and a dude come to the door.
04:13:08
Not saying that he can't have a girl's name, but
04:13:11
no, not, not, not by any means.
04:13:13
Oh, he was also certain he was also a certain demographic as well
04:13:18
that not that that saying anything that's just different demographic than
04:13:22
majority of the country
04:13:26
an urban demographic of some sort that the
04:13:29
the misuse of anything that's not saying that that's one way or another.
04:13:33
I'm just giving one example right now the misuse of Uber and
04:13:38
delivery IDs is on the rise.
04:13:42
Yeah, no, they are.
04:13:44
You know, I'm serious.
04:13:45
They all band together every time. I just know.
04:13:48
And I just said, fuck you, because I, you know, and they
04:13:52
it's easier to keep one reputation because then they can boom, boom, boom,
04:13:55
boom, boom, boom, boom. Work like that. What happens?
04:13:57
What I also happens is a certain demographic uses their girlfriends
04:14:01
or wives name ID because they may not have privileges in their own name
04:14:07
or right to be able to do that type of service.
04:14:11
They're taking a huge hit.
04:14:12
They might
04:14:13
get paid 80% of a man, right?
04:14:15
Yeah, right. They're going to get paid less.
04:14:18
That's stupid. That's hilarious.
04:14:21
That's hilarious.
04:14:22
No. So in that instance and I, I messaged DoorDash
04:14:27
and I'm like, I don't know if you guys do like multiple orders at once.
04:14:30
And he went from one establishment because it on the way Hey, stop here.
04:14:34
And that's the way the way the way it was.
04:14:38
It was on the way sort of.
04:14:39
But he still sat in the parking lot for like 15 minutes.
04:14:42
And so they messaged me back and they were like, No, that's not
04:14:44
what's supposed to happen.
04:14:45
I'm like, Oh, okay, I'm on the website.
04:14:48
It looks like it's just order from Buddy.
04:14:50
So I think you're so that's what looks like
04:14:52
no, that's what they make it look like.
04:14:55
And I'm going to stay
04:14:57
here.
04:14:57
No, I'm going to start an order.
04:14:58
We'll go through DoorDash.
04:15:00
Let's find out.
04:15:02
Yeah. No, I can proceed there.
04:15:03
No, I came,
04:15:05
so my girlfriend
04:15:07
came across the same issue when she's done DoorDash,
04:15:10
where it's a name, but obviously a dude rose up,
04:15:14
and I think I did one other time, DoorDash after that myself.
04:15:18
And it was the same situation.
04:15:22
And the one time it was it was
04:15:24
there was a woman in the passenger seat, like just with the person driving.
04:15:29
So I don't know if they're like DoorDash together,
04:15:32
but it just made me not confident in the service.
04:15:35
I've also heard of like DoorDash together.
04:15:37
Man, that has to cut into the fucking profit like,
04:15:42
are they splitting it or they just.
04:15:43
They just love that person so much.
04:15:44
They just want to ride around in their company and help? I don't know.
04:15:47
Potentially.
04:15:48
Like you don't got nothing else to do. But
04:15:51
I remember when I was
04:15:51
delivering pizzas, I had a girlfriend that would want to ride around.
04:15:55
It was not.
04:15:55
I mean, it was fun once, but then it was just a pain in the ass.
04:15:58
Kind of.
04:15:58
No offense.
04:15:59
Sorry if watching or if I'm
04:16:02
sorry.
04:16:04
It's not like I guess it could just just keep in company.
04:16:08
Like, I don't know, but there's nothing.
04:16:12
I can't do it.
04:16:13
And plus, I don't know if this is a good thing to admit,
04:16:15
but I drive completely different
04:16:16
when I'm by myself and I can get shit done because I'm the only one risky.
04:16:19
And I know you even take her to make sure she's there.
04:16:23
Slow down, dude.
04:16:25
I got tips to make, man. Shut up.
04:16:27
You take turns sharper because you know they're coming.
04:16:30
So you lean into them like your passenger
04:16:32
is, like, fucking stop with that extra soft little whatever, because you're not.
04:16:35
Yeah, Everything just takes courtesy.
04:16:37
Takes longer.
04:16:39
No offense, but I don't need the passengers
04:16:41
not expecting it when you're driving, you know, like I'm braking hard.
04:16:44
I'm driving over. And what you said.
04:16:47
Now I got to pull up to a house like, can you duck down?
04:16:49
Because I'm trying to get tips and they're going to be like, What kind of
04:16:52
I want a fucking girl?
04:16:53
And it's because there's two people in there.
04:16:55
Yeah, those are two people.
04:16:56
Once you do it, once you're like, Do y my tips?
04:16:58
And you're like, Oh, wait a minute.
04:17:00
I literally saw it the one time and I was like, That's odd.
04:17:03
Why are there two people in there? Wait, I'm not the thing.
04:17:06
Here's what are they doing?
04:17:07
Can you stop the store? Give me Cigarets.
04:17:10
Oh, sure.
04:17:12
Can you give me something to drink?
04:17:14
Can you wait till we get back to the fucking pizza shop?
04:17:17
Because I get free there, right? I love.
04:17:19
I don't do not coke products so we can stop at the gas station.
04:17:24
So now there's all my tips are gone.
04:17:26
Can you. Can I go with you tomorrow night? You
04:17:31
sounds like you need to cut that one off.
04:17:33
I did.
04:17:36
Did you?
04:17:37
I think I did.
04:17:38
I thought you said you were.
04:17:40
I said you may have meant you may not have been. That was.
04:17:42
Oh, okay. Sorry.
04:17:43
Sorry. Who misinterpreted?
04:17:46
But they were saying, you know,
04:17:48
do you know where my wife was when I was delivering pizzas?
04:17:52
She was working at the counter at the place next door
04:17:55
because we needed the money.
04:17:59
So you were cheating on her with another check?
04:18:01
No, Totally.
04:18:03
Totally separate times.
04:18:06
No, I have never will.
04:18:09
Never.
04:18:14
But I sure want pizza.
04:18:16
Yeah, I don't. I don't know where that comes from.
04:18:18
I'm sure there was like, excellent.
04:18:20
I want pizza, insects.
04:18:22
Being a dude, you might just sit back and go, like, if I was single, like,
04:18:27
I wonder if like, but I don't really even think of that often.
04:18:30
There's like, dudes that way more hard up.
04:18:32
But like, I, I don't know.
04:18:35
I just feel like if you wanted to just hit on random chicks
04:18:39
everywhere you went, why, why would you be married, right?
04:18:44
Or would you have a girlfriend like you would like just to have one then?
04:18:47
And you could do whatever you wanted.
04:18:48
But I've been around many dudes that just have significant
04:18:54
and they just for some reason, just for the sport of it.
04:18:58
Well, like try hitting on girls just to see if like they still got it
04:19:01
or like, I don't know, like waitresses and stuff or like, oh,
04:19:04
or just wanted to tell you that you're really beautiful
04:19:07
and it's like I'm sitting there going, like, Do, that's fucking weird as fuck.
04:19:09
I bet you you just her out.
04:19:11
Like, like how many people, especially waitresses.
04:19:13
Shit. How many people try that angle and.
04:19:16
But they don't care, though.
04:19:16
They're just doing a little stupid experiment
04:19:18
in their own head because they have a gas phone so they don't care,
04:19:22
you know that.
04:19:23
Or they.
04:19:23
I had I had to stop for my wedding because I couldn't
04:19:27
handle the women just talking to me because I was so safe and nice.
04:19:31
And I don't do I don't do it to hit on women.
04:19:32
I do it just because I want to repel them.
04:19:34
So I had to do the opposite.
04:19:36
I had to start carrying a ring because I was getting hit on by chicks
04:19:39
because I started getting a little gray in my beard.
04:19:41
And for some reason, like,
04:19:42
I don't know every time I would travel, there'd be several.
04:19:45
As I mentioned, the one time where the chick
04:19:48
she said she had to go pick up her kids,
04:19:50
but she stayed like at the bar talking to me the entire time like.
04:19:53
And I'm like, Am I holding you up? She goes, Oh, no, no. That was my problem.
04:19:56
I wasn't at bars.
04:19:57
I was out in regular daytime life and shit. And
04:20:02
I was I was just 30.
04:20:03
I was working like a year.
04:20:04
I could not handle it anymore.
04:20:06
I was staying at the hotel.
04:20:08
And when we walked in, she commented on my frickin salt and pepper hair out loud.
04:20:11
And I'm like, that weird.
04:20:12
And the dude, the dude that I was working with that
04:20:14
I went there for to get food with, she was like,
04:20:17
Yeah, I think she's hitting on you.
04:20:18
And she definitely was.
04:20:21
And then when I didn't like reciprocate and I, I stayed there
04:20:24
until the bar closed because my hotel was literally directly next door.
04:20:28
It was like a 50 foot walk.
04:20:30
And so I stayed there until they closed.
04:20:33
And I think she thought maybe I was going to invite her
04:20:34
to like my hotel room and fuck, I don't know.
04:20:36
But she kept talking about her kids that she had to go pick up.
04:20:39
And I'm like, You need to go pick up your kids.
04:20:41
You turn on goes, Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
04:20:44
So I end up going in there the next day and she's working.
04:20:48
She didn't say a single word to me.
04:20:50
Say a single word to me.
04:20:51
She look at me and I'm like, okay.
04:20:54
So she was mad about that, obviously.
04:20:57
Like, it's like, I don't know what you want.
04:20:59
And so I is started wearing a fucking ring and my girlfriend
04:21:03
started wearing one too, because like, she has the same issue it sometimes.
04:21:07
So if you're not even hitting because I don't it wasn't women on me.
04:21:11
It was just talking to me.
04:21:13
Stupid little chit chat. No, I don't know that.
04:21:16
I was like, I was one of the girls and shit.
04:21:18
And it was like, That's weird.
04:21:21
I took it off.
04:21:22
Well, because I just.
04:21:24
I just don't want to be bothered.
04:21:25
I had kids afterwards, too, so that was a lot.
04:21:28
When you when you're dropping kids off and all the moms and the lot
04:21:32
kids, there was a lot. It was a lot
04:21:35
that a lot of a lot of people, a lot of women wanting to chit
04:21:38
chat all the time.
04:21:39
So as soon as you take because you're like around, yeah,
04:21:42
as soon as you take the ring off, they're like, Oh, he's like, I got you.
04:21:46
Yeah, I got it.
04:21:48
Yeah. He's not going to try to hit on me because he's got a wife and kids.
04:21:51
So it's like I had no intention either way and
04:21:54
they had to get over themselves
04:21:56
because that would be annoying because it's like, Don't use me.
04:21:58
You think tomatoes are okay in a pizza like this?
04:22:01
I don't like which way.
04:22:02
The whole I don't I'm not a fan of tomatoes.
04:22:04
Even though I love ketchup and spaghetti.
04:22:06
They put a whole tomato slice at your own.
04:22:08
The create own? Yes.
04:22:10
The the 66 mile.
04:22:11
I feel like we need to dice that more.
04:22:13
The Super six might feel a little too chunky.
04:22:15
That's called the tomato.
04:22:16
These are all Sicilian style with the big row of sauce and they're only
04:22:20
to the left of my.
04:22:22
Yeah, but that's because there's nothing on it.
04:22:26
The Super six mile like.
04:22:28
Oh, wait, there's a line here, here, there too.
04:22:31
You're making me hungry, you son of a bitch.
04:22:32
Just bodies is fucking delicious.
04:22:34
They don't know. Up until 11.
04:22:35
There's that one Detroit public TV.
04:22:37
That's the one I would until 11.
04:22:39
Well, let's hold out.
04:22:42
Even though they don't have them in fucking Cleveland.
04:22:45
It is that delicious pizza.
04:22:47
But they are.
04:22:47
They are way too much than what they should be.
04:22:51
It's literally just cheese and fucking meat.
04:22:53
It's it's shouldn't cost fucking $15 pizza.
04:22:58
It doesn't if you get it at Marco's
04:23:03
but the frozen ones.
04:23:04
No. Marco's pizzeria the you know it's, it's No, no, no.
04:23:07
But they've been starting,
04:23:08
I haven't seen them with my girlfriend so that they've been selling bodies frozen
04:23:12
DiGiorno Like bodies.
04:23:14
Yeah, it's got that.
04:23:15
Even then, they're even then they're still more expensive than they should be.
04:23:19
Way more.
04:23:20
Plus it it tastes like microwave popcorn butter for some reason
04:23:22
when it's in a frozen pizza.
04:23:24
Yeah.
04:23:25
And I think that you had mentioned one time my new book.
04:23:29
Is that about, you know?
04:23:31
It's not so much like, you know, you get the pizza ingredients, it's
04:23:34
having that fucking, you know, 500 degree oven that cooks it perfectly.
04:23:38
Yeah. Yeah.
04:23:39
It's it's more like 700 degree.
04:23:41
Yeah, whatever. Five, seven.
04:23:43
I'm not a fucking more, more than your gas oven can do.
04:23:47
Exactly. Yeah.
04:23:50
And the hotter, better I think if you get those the stone, the,
04:23:53
the flashing it more like it flesh cooks versus current.
04:23:57
Yeah. The caramelization of
04:23:59
bodies is and bodies is famous because they did it in a pan.
04:24:02
I thought it was an oil pan, but it was just the pan
04:24:04
that was on the bottom of the really on the back.
04:24:07
Also feel like they're they get a little bit different dynamic.
04:24:10
I feel like their cheeses are more like pure.
04:24:13
They're Wisconsin based cheese.
04:24:15
Like there is a difference.
04:24:16
Ever since I've been working for the string cheese, great.
04:24:20
You get string cheese from Wisconsin,
04:24:22
like the fucking like it's a whole different level of fucking cheese.
04:24:26
And I feel like body is uses that how higher grade cheese
04:24:31
might. There's an extra flavor to that shit.
04:24:34
Maybe it's the blend but I've tasted.
04:24:37
I've tasted the cheese up there. It's good.
04:24:39
Yeah.
04:24:39
I brought some string cheese back for my parents and shit, and it's like it's.
04:24:42
It is a kind of.
04:24:44
Get this off the screen. I'm just staring at it.
04:24:46
I know. I'm fucking hungry as shit now.
04:24:48
I've got food over there, but don't want to eat on Mike.
04:24:51
But I don't really, I'm not really hungry,
04:24:53
but I'm going to devour before I fall asleep, which
04:24:58
I don't know.
04:24:58
I think we might be one down.
04:25:01
I'm going to look at the temperature. Takes everything.
04:25:03
Everything takes longer when it's below ten degrees.
04:25:06
Yeah, it's to get up and like, I going to be anybody.
04:25:10
I don't have to be anybody tomorrow, but I do have to, like, go somewhere.
04:25:14
Me too.
04:25:14
I have a lot of fun talking to people.
04:25:17
Yeah, I don't have much.
04:25:18
I just got to go check some shit out
04:25:19
and make sure all shit's hunky dory and then schmooze a little bit.
04:25:23
And we do.
04:25:26
I do training in the vicinity.
04:25:29
Let your car warm up when it's below 11 degrees.
04:25:31
Let your car warm up for as long as you possibly can.
04:25:34
Oh, I did that earlier.
04:25:35
I started that bitch up like four times before
04:25:39
I got the auto start and I went back out.
04:25:41
I turn the key because you can only auto start twice in a row before they can't
04:25:44
block you
04:25:46
and so you can just kind of turn the accessory on and turn it back off.
04:25:49
And it gives you two more remote starts.
04:25:52
And the remote starts are roughly like 10 minutes apiece.
04:25:56
I've never fucking kept
04:25:57
I've never seen how like my runs, I've never looked it up either.
04:26:00
I've never timed it.
04:26:01
But I in my head I feel like it's 5 to 10 more to ten.
04:26:06
I would assume it would be an even number, like a five or ten,
04:26:11
and it was seven or eight and a half.
04:26:13
Like, sadly, I still started every once in a while.
04:26:19
So mine's electronics I don't have.
04:26:21
Yeah, mine is not, I don't have that.
04:26:25
I drive a older car model.
04:26:28
Well mine's got a shit ton of miles on it.
04:26:30
It's starting to have a little bit of issues, but
04:26:34
see, mine will
04:26:35
get more than 400,000 miles before I need to do much to it.
04:26:38
Except change the timing belt and maybe a transmission.
04:26:42
Yeah, mine's a 2016 with almost 250,000.
04:26:48
I've got 100 or almost 200.
04:26:50
I got 170 plus almost 180,000 miles on it.
04:26:54
So I've driven the fuck out of it,
04:26:56
but I've got a frickin emissions
04:27:00
fucking issue, which is pretty common with Chevy's.
04:27:03
So I'm not too concerned about that.
04:27:04
But I that my, my frigging
04:27:07
coolant was all was almost gone and I even realize it.
04:27:13
So I don't know.
04:27:14
I had a tune up in the summer, so I don't know when I would have burned up
04:27:18
that much coolant or when.
04:27:22
I have no idea.
04:27:22
But I thought maybe there was a leak.
04:27:24
So I filled it up
04:27:27
where it ran.
04:27:28
And so there's like, hoses that need to be filled.
04:27:30
And so it looked like it went somewhere.
04:27:32
And so I wasn't sure what was going on.
04:27:33
So I completely washed everything.
04:27:35
I filled it up, ran it.
04:27:37
And actually you can run it with the radiator cap off
04:27:41
when it's cold.
04:27:44
And so I was just doing that and then I topped off the fluid
04:27:47
and then I got a car wash.
04:27:48
And it hasn't there hasn't been an issue since, and my check engine light
04:27:52
hasn't been back on since either because I cleared the code.
04:27:56
So I don't know.
04:27:58
It's a 2016, it's not ten years old, but it's got almost 200,000 miles on it.
04:28:02
So I'm not as confident in its ability.
04:28:06
Michigan Road's going to rust through it in the fuck.
04:28:08
And pretty soon, anyway,
04:28:10
as soon as I finish paying off my jet ski, I'm going to get a new truck. So
04:28:16
I'm going to get a tiny little car.
04:28:17
Now that the kids are grown, I don't need a big fucking car to drive around.
04:28:20
I'd get a motorcycle if I didn't.
04:28:22
If there wasn't winter, throw my fucking backpack
04:28:25
under my computer backpack and be able to work on servers on a motorcycle.
04:28:29
Okay. I guess in that sense,
04:28:32
I mean, that was still the car.
04:28:34
I love the car, but all my service within 30 miles,
04:28:37
I would do it on a motorcycle and save a fucking fortune on gas.
04:28:40
I don't know a shit ton of people have ridden motorcycles, but I do.
04:28:44
I have known
04:28:47
ten, 15, 20 people.
04:28:49
One of them is one of them.
04:28:51
I worked with dead, right?
04:28:54
Yeah. A brief period of time. And he's dead.
04:28:56
Yeah, but several other people just have had at least.
04:28:59
At least one story of where things got kind of treacherous and shitty like it.
04:29:05
So here is my final decision.
04:29:07
The guy that was in my ear chirping that I should do that.
04:29:09
Tell me which money I saved one lives and like California.
04:29:13
So that's a totally different ballgame.
04:29:15
I'm like, I can only do it for like 3 to 6 months out of the year if I was lucky.
04:29:20
So I decided to buy sort of
04:29:23
the cheapest, shittiest, brand new Toyota
04:29:26
that you can get if I, if they'll make me one.
04:29:29
I'm having a hard time having them make me one.
04:29:31
I'm like, I don't want $5,000 in packages and fucking $800 floor mats.
04:29:35
Just sell me, sell me a new car with this and that.
04:29:38
That matches with steel.
04:29:40
I feel like an old man.
04:29:41
Like, can I get those things to make a window go down?
04:29:43
I don't anything that'll break. I don't want any features.
04:29:46
Give me the base model that you advertise that you give.
04:29:49
And they're like, oh we we can't, we don't do that.
04:29:52
So I'm waiting for them to find that.
04:29:54
But as soon as they give me that, I'm buying the cheapest
04:29:57
car that I can find.
04:30:00
Yeah, I'm not that basic, but I did like bark
04:30:06
because like I could have gotten the next up Colorado for
04:30:09
that has leather seats and heated seats and the Bose system.
04:30:13
But the main thing is you I have paying for a navigation system.
04:30:18
It has like navigation in it and it's like, well,
04:30:21
there's also the CarPlay through Apple, so I don't even need
04:30:25
spend any money on navigation because I already have navigation.
04:30:27
So it's like I'm just five grand for fucking.
04:30:33
I've had everything.
04:30:34
I have everything.
04:30:35
The problem with even aluminum wheels is when I go to buy a new set of tires,
04:30:39
they're 1400 dollars.
04:30:41
Instead of fucking this new car, they're going to be $570
04:30:45
a whole set of tires if a steal.
04:30:47
If my kids happen to hit something on the way home and blow out
04:30:51
two tires and bend a rim, my.
04:30:54
When would that happen just hypothetically I'm just saying if that were to happen,
04:30:57
I could take that steel rim off and take it to my car
04:31:01
car guy with a sledgehammer and he could reshape that.
04:31:05
It's just so much cheaper
04:31:06
to buy a cheap car without the bells and whistles.
04:31:10
Yeah, it's so dumb growing up because especially the I don't know what it was
04:31:14
like.
04:31:14
I'm assuming everything's just consumerism, but
04:31:19
definitely jaded by like
04:31:21
the hip hop culture and the music videos,
04:31:25
you know, and needing like, Oh, I need a car that has rims on it.
04:31:27
Like whether it even just like, like a little bit bigger.
04:31:31
No, I never did.
04:31:32
But like,
04:31:33
it was something that was like, Yeah, if I could do that, I would do that.
04:31:36
Looking back at it now, it's such a waste.
04:31:38
Yeah, it's been such a fucking waste.
04:31:41
So I didn't buy the Z 71.
04:31:43
Whatever the Chevy,
04:31:45
because that was the next step was the Z 70, whatever the fuck.
04:31:48
You know what?
04:31:49
I'm not off roading. I have a Z 71,
04:31:53
so I'm not off roading, so I don't care.
04:31:55
I know I don't need that.
04:31:57
But I wanted the larger rims, I wanted the larger rims and I was like,
04:32:00
Hey, can I like trade? Because I used to work at a dealership.
04:32:02
I know how they claim that the rims are matched with the VIN.
04:32:07
Somehow I think that was bullshit. But.
04:32:10
But I kind of want to knew the larger rims that came on the Z 71
04:32:14
because they match because my shit's gray and it matches the gray, the Z 71
04:32:19
inlay of the the rims and
04:32:24
I would have had to pay like 20 $500 just for these fucking rims.
04:32:29
And it's like, who does that?
04:32:31
Like, what's the point?
04:32:32
Like, who gives a
04:32:33
just to ride around and go, Look, look, I bought this extra thing that makes it.
04:32:37
These are bigger now. These circles are bigger circles.
04:32:41
I got bigger circles.
04:32:43
My rubber. Look at it. Those are my wrists.
04:32:46
Childish, childish and unimportant.
04:32:49
That a gorgeous truck
04:32:51
near them are them fucking class rooms.
04:32:54
So I think I had them same seller rooms.
04:32:56
No, no, no, no, no.
04:32:57
95 on like a one blazer for Jimmy.
04:33:01
Oh, and Jimmy that's my Z 71.
04:33:04
And that actually is a carburetor.
04:33:06
It was kind of some weird hybrid fuel injected carburetor or enhanced,
04:33:11
but it has actual the last year of the carburetor on a 350.
04:33:15
What is it they sold one the video from.
04:33:18
It's not I just found my 95 pulled out a little bit.
04:33:22
When when was the video posted.
04:33:24
Oh it doesn't say over there.
04:33:25
Shit.
04:33:26
I'm just curious then with that I clicked on it. Is
04:33:30
it just disappear?
04:33:32
I don't know how to get to it.
04:33:33
So zoomed in. That's why.
04:33:35
Yeah.
04:33:35
That's so weird.
04:33:36
Why is it?
04:33:36
It's just a picture of YouTube.
04:33:39
It's like a misnomer almost.
04:33:41
Where is that the YouTube link up there?
04:33:43
I don't know either.
04:33:44
The bottom, the visit.
04:33:47
You click visit.
04:33:49
You shouldn't have to click visit.
04:33:50
You should.
04:33:54
That's a 71
04:33:57
set of brand new console.
04:33:59
We have this video from
04:34:02
so I always leave in to five years ago for low
04:34:06
but it looks like it's blue It's not even the same truck I like.
04:34:10
Did you clean your carpets before you're
04:34:14
so he's at least being very transparent.
04:34:15
He's trying to sell this $200 keyless entry
04:34:21
Damn unlock wants to Best Buy.
04:34:24
It's a Best Buy add on.
04:34:25
But I have a brilliant I have a Best Buy auto start.
04:34:28
It works great here we have and if you if you sign up for there
04:34:33
get right in here we've got an adjustable tilts up and down
04:34:39
due to the Cadillac man it's the Cadillac Truck's in 95, I'm telling you.
04:34:43
I know.
04:34:44
But what was posted?
04:34:45
I think this is new.
04:34:45
This kid seems kind of young and like new young because of the shorts.
04:34:50
I can tell with the short length manual seats all the way around.
04:34:53
Just the
04:34:55
manual seats.
04:34:57
And we have the parking brake. Yeah.
04:34:59
Just like any other vehicle you only regret as I don't have extended cab.
04:35:04
Okay, so that brings us to the inside.
04:35:05
We have power locks, power windows, power, parallel mirrors,
04:35:10
but they don't work is I think the power mirrors or stuck
04:35:14
either need to replace this panel or the feel like we don't want to.
04:35:20
So you called it the.
04:35:23
Yeah it's always there.
04:35:27
So I switched my button page.
04:35:30
I'm scarred there this area boom.
04:35:34
Well, throw me back on because we
04:35:37
have my share in this No myth.
04:35:40
Masturbating the female patients? No,
04:35:44
I swear. Yeah.
04:35:45
So we never finished this conversation, but it had a minor.
04:35:48
I don't know.
04:35:49
That's very confusing you, right?
04:35:50
Yeah, I'm sure
04:35:52
it's a chick watching.
04:35:54
I apologize to masculine women.
04:35:56
Trans women have ruined it for you.
04:35:58
I'm sorry if I were, because you can look at that.
04:36:00
Even look at these knuckles like that's not a if that's a chick,
04:36:04
I don't want to fuck it.
04:36:07
It's not that it's an unattractive chick.
04:36:09
It's just kind of a manly chick.
04:36:11
And I don't want to fuck it if it's a dude.
04:36:14
It's kind of a feminine chick, and I definitely don't want to fuck it.
04:36:17
And why these anonymous is.
04:36:20
That's the deal though, that they used.
04:36:21
Apparently this is level one.
04:36:24
Is it a one level level two?
04:36:27
Level three. Wait, nothing's changed.
04:36:29
What you do Saying what?
04:36:32
Oh, I go.
04:36:32
You can see my mouse.
04:36:35
I can't use this.
04:36:36
Where are you?
04:36:39
So you probably heard the twisted yarn.
04:36:41
Twisted yarn? Who the fuck is that?
04:36:43
But evil physicians wants to use hysteria in women was used to believe hysteria.
04:36:48
One was caused by a by bad seed up sexual arousal,
04:36:54
which I guess could make sense when women start getting crazy.
04:36:57
You just got to fuck them and then they start being normal again.
04:37:01
So they masturbated their female patients and so they reach hysterical
04:37:04
that peroxide slash orgasm.
04:37:08
So I wonder, like, it was this like kind of like a Joe Paterno situation.
04:37:13
It's like I should be yelling
04:37:15
or the doctor's like, right, you're going to wake somebody up.
04:37:18
The fucking the warden is going to come back
04:37:21
and let's see what happens there. It
04:37:27
yeah, like, so
04:37:29
is that so considered?
04:37:32
Like you think the doctor is like getting off on it secretly?
04:37:36
No. And like, or is he thinking he's literally doing a medical procedure.
04:37:42
Yep I mean, you're in a chicks, right?
04:37:45
So, no, I going to be like this.
04:37:47
Be like, like I don't know what what straight doctor gets into like proctology
04:37:51
and Gary, you're talking to a father,
04:37:54
a husband and a son.
04:37:57
So and all those women go to doctor.
04:38:00
So my answer is emphatically, no, it's medical.
04:38:04
I just feel like if I was if I was this doctor in my job was to get chicks off.
04:38:10
I feel sorry for them.
04:38:12
There'd a handful that I would be grossed out by,
04:38:14
but there would also be a handful.
04:38:15
Or I'd be like, This is fucking awesome.
04:38:17
Like, Yeah, I don't know. I don't.
04:38:19
I don't buy it. I don't believe it.
04:38:21
As do you. Just go, I'm a doctor.
04:38:23
I'm just doing my job. I'm just doing my job.
04:38:25
I'm just doing my job.
04:38:26
To be clear, in my job, you asked me what his perspective would be.
04:38:30
So my perspective would be be impossible to separate.
04:38:33
I'm just doing my job. I'm just doing my job.
04:38:36
Yeah. I don't know.
04:38:36
I could do one or two things would happen because I used to work radio.
04:38:40
I used to love my job.
04:38:42
Just do my job
04:38:45
that other girls will ask them, Are there?
04:38:48
So I used to love pizza and then I made it,
04:38:51
delivered it all the time and I got a little bit sick of it.
04:38:54
I still didn't eating it, but I didn't love it as much.
04:38:57
I couldn't imagine that happening to vaginas.
04:39:01
It just it would ruin it for you.
04:39:03
I don't know what I'm going to work on.
04:39:04
One or two things would happen is I would work.
04:39:07
I would become a pervert and it would ruin my whole practice
04:39:10
because I would like assume that that's what this is all about or
04:39:13
the reverse would happen and I would just disconnect from sexuality altogether.
04:39:18
Just a break, you know, just be like footnote.
04:39:20
Can't feel that way ever.
04:39:22
I would just say compared to women,
04:39:25
dudes are can be way more perverted on average.
04:39:28
Typically I like they could also be way more clinical and doctor like I think
04:39:34
men or women men
04:39:37
really I think you don't think
04:39:40
even around back in their head they're like, Hey, this chick's hot.
04:39:43
Like, look at her leg. It hurts now.
04:39:45
Yeah, I think so.
04:39:46
I think the creeps are.
04:39:47
But the ones that that's really their profession, it's just like
04:39:49
with your welding tools or whatever, you know, it's.
04:39:51
They're saying I'm a creep that goes like, I don't know if I could look past that.
04:39:55
I don't know if I could look past that.
04:39:57
If there an attractive female that comes like the one time I had a frickin
04:40:02
hernia, I'm going to look the way in coffee or whatever.
04:40:06
It was fucking
04:40:08
early, mid 20 year old chick that was kind of like attractive.
04:40:12
And when she told me to pull my pants down, I kind of hesitated for a second
04:40:16
because it was kind of like
04:40:18
at first I was like you had to wait for it to bulk up a little bit.
04:40:22
No, it was more or less like I'm like, Did you did you hit it?
04:40:25
She's a doctor. Why? She told me to take my pants off.
04:40:27
And then I'm like, Oh, it's it's a hot chick.
04:40:29
And she told me to take my pants off. Why am I hesitating?
04:40:32
Like, it was like, Oh, yeah, she's first of all, she was a dentist.
04:40:35
Second of all. Yeah, right. Yeah,
04:40:38
she was.
04:40:40
No. Did I sit there and get aroused?
04:40:42
Not at all in the slightest, but it was.
04:40:45
I did find her attractive.
04:40:46
And then after the fact, I was like, Do you think so?
04:40:49
When I find people attractive and
04:40:52
I mean, it could be sexual, but it doesn't have to be.
04:40:55
It wasn't sexual, but there was something about it
04:40:57
that she saw my dick that was kind like, good, you know, I don't know.
04:41:00
But from her view, her point of view, that would because that's not possible ever.
04:41:05
I don't know, because I felt like when she left,
04:41:07
she kind of like went over to a desk and they were like talking
04:41:10
with a couple of other people and they were giggling.
04:41:12
Here's an example.
04:41:14
Whether it was a good or or bad giggle, I don't know.
04:41:16
But I she was of shorter.
04:41:19
I'm a taller dude, typically.
04:41:21
Like I always get the joke of like, oh, it probably hangs down on your knees.
04:41:24
And it's like now I would say it's probably about average. I don't know.
04:41:27
I don't know I've never seen another one
04:41:29
measured other dude's dick, so I don't know how large they are, but
04:41:36
no. Nope.
04:41:39
I have no idea. No.
04:41:42
Are you done? What?
04:41:43
The method doctors used masturbate their female patients?
04:41:46
Yeah.
04:41:46
I just leave it out up there while I
04:41:49
she was a mannequin around
04:41:51
and it looks like some actor.
04:41:54
I know.
04:41:54
It almost does look like a
04:41:58
menacing guy or girl. Yes.
04:42:01
Oh, it doesn't have to be a guy or girl.
04:42:03
Gender is fluid.
04:42:05
It depends on what it feels like today and then what it feels like tomorrow
04:42:09
or in an hour or in 5 minutes or in 2 minutes.
04:42:13
Most people would call that confused, but
04:42:17
I have no problems with people identifying however
04:42:19
they want, as long as they don't insist that I play along.
04:42:23
If I do agree or I want to, if I care about enough to play along,
04:42:28
that's up to me.
04:42:29
But if it's a stranger or a completely marginalized group
04:42:33
that is supposed to be protected, that suddenly I have to agree with everything.
04:42:37
Like, for example, one that really bothers me and is an easy example that
04:42:42
I'm not allowed to not want to have sex with a man or woman with, a penis.
04:42:46
Oh, yeah, that weird shit that they like to.
04:42:49
That's just me.
04:42:50
Like I man or woman, whatever you call yourself, if you have a penis
04:42:54
or even ever had a penis, I am not attracted to you and I would be
04:42:59
homophobic or whatever you want to call the penis.
04:43:01
I think I'm being phobic.
04:43:04
I think that's a brilliant idea.
04:43:06
Rather than just doing like male, female, whatever the 800 other genders are,
04:43:11
we just call it dick or vagina.
04:43:13
But are you kidding?
04:43:14
You Are you a dicker?
04:43:16
You're of a giant. Are you a vagina?
04:43:17
Are you okay?
04:43:18
If the dick was turned into a vagina,
04:43:19
then though, is that the same as a regular vagina?
04:43:21
I think you'd have to describe that.
04:43:23
You'd go, Oh, my hybrid, my crossover.
04:43:26
But Dick vagina crossover, then you're marginalizing them.
04:43:29
A vagina is a vagina because by whatever the trans
04:43:33
is the same thing or whatever, got crossover of a chain across them.
04:43:37
And I thought of a G that I thought a vagina is a vagina.
04:43:42
Dick or vagina.
04:43:43
I'm a dick. What Are you a vagina? Cool.
04:43:46
You look like a dick, but you're a vagina, so that's cool.
04:43:51
I'm a dick.
04:43:53
I'm a dick. I'm a penis.
04:43:55
You're a penis penis. I'm a vagina.
04:43:58
It doesn't really take the sting off of you.
04:44:03
Are you a penis or a cunt
04:44:07
Penis?
04:44:07
What I like to identify as a cunt. And it's like, No, no, no.
04:44:10
You're either a penis or a cunt.
04:44:11
Which which do you have?
04:44:13
I have a penis. Okay. Than your penis.
04:44:15
See, I wouldn't just have people say I don't.
04:44:17
I wouldn't answer that.
04:44:20
I don't buy your food.
04:44:21
No, it's just not nobody's business that if I don't know
04:44:24
you or if it's some form I went to, I go to a doctor.
04:44:27
That shouldn't be a question.
04:44:29
It shouldn't be questionable, to be honest.
04:44:31
Like, I give them my my address, anything they need for
04:44:35
insurance billing and they they've left the last the rest of that blank.
04:44:38
And they're like, why didn't you fill that out?
04:44:40
I'm like, Why would I fill that out?
04:44:42
Are you going to treat are you going to treat somebody?
04:44:45
And I'll pick any I'm from an Eskimo background
04:44:47
compared to a white slash Caucasian background.
04:44:49
Are you going to treat those people differently?
04:44:51
Why do you need to know?
04:44:53
Does that distinguish or is it just so that you can choose to
04:44:57
probably bill somebody a different amount,
04:45:00
too much too deep for this late in the show?
04:45:02
Never mind.
04:45:03
Women get charged more.
04:45:04
They a certain amount less and they get charged a certain amount more.
04:45:08
I don't know.
04:45:08
I'm trying to come up with some hypothetical why they would need to know.
04:45:10
If it's if they're going to treat everybody the same, then
04:45:13
we just leave it blank.
04:45:16
In other words.
04:45:17
No, but I was relating that to the same thing with gender.
04:45:19
Instead of saying different fluid, just say none of your business.
04:45:23
Who cares?
04:45:24
My name is this not my gender? Is this?
04:45:26
Let's start there.
04:45:29
Yeah. Yeah.
04:45:30
No, that's a good point.
04:45:31
But it's also this the whole
04:45:33
I guess it goes with the gay push or it's like
04:45:36
they want to have that conversation about fucking
04:45:39
and it's like, because that's what it's all about is like, what?
04:45:43
Where you put your dick or, you know,
04:45:46
or where you put what you put inside of you or where you put
04:45:49
it is really all that is like, Oh, I'm gay.
04:45:52
It doesn't mean like I like men.
04:45:54
It's like, No, you like to me what a weird your anywhere on your hat
04:45:58
or your chest has to be. I don't know why we need it. Yeah.
04:46:01
Like I want my own identity. I want to be different.
04:46:03
Now let's categorize me as some gender or sexual based group.
04:46:08
Yeah.
04:46:08
Don't run around going through all this like the fuck, Lizzie?
04:46:11
I can't tell people I like to fuck pussy like, so you must really never understand
04:46:15
it wants to fuck pussy and in every way, never conversation that I need to have.
04:46:20
Like it's never like something that I need to convey, right?
04:46:22
And there's a
04:46:24
certain place and time for it, regardless of what your orientation.
04:46:27
Yeah. And it's never like in a public situation.
04:46:29
Like a private situation.
04:46:31
I don't mean to mean sound like some old fucking lewd.
04:46:35
Oh, you can be as gay as you want.
04:46:36
I don't care.
04:46:38
Find it entertaining because y'all are fucking funny.
04:46:40
It doesn't matter if you're homo or hetero.
04:46:42
Don't be fucking, like, just flashing it around at the preschool.
04:46:46
But it's okay. I'm gay. It's okay.
04:46:49
So I don't like the over-the-top
04:46:52
gay people that are so full blown out there.
04:46:55
But I also find like a entertainment value to wear.
04:46:59
Like I don't hate them.
04:47:01
It's kind of an endearing, like entertainment because it's like, Oh, look,
04:47:04
they're just going to be like outrageous and outlandish.
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It's kind of,
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I don't know, there's a there's a mystery to it
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that you don't know what to expect out of them.
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Sometimes there's one thing I know what to expect.
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They're just so fabulous.
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You know, you don't like where they're going next.
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It's like, what is that?
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How are you doing that circle back, that same reason.
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This is the same reason. I would never, ever want to have sex with them.
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Not because I'm not gay, is why I would want to have with them
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because I don't want anything in my but I don't want to think about I mean,
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if I'm gay or not, which I'm not, It's just that they have a penis.
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That's it.
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It doesn't matter the sex.
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They're not attracted to a penis.
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I'm not attracted to muscle man, muscle or beard.
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I was attracted to hairy chested.
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I was told I was a hateful person because I didn't want to have sex
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with something that identified as a woman but had a penis.
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Don't know how I'm hateful for not wanting what happened to my sexual orientation.
04:47:55
You're supposed to suck a dick is what they're telling you.
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So let's.
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Seems to me that's like the world playing a prank on you.
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Dude, I'm a woman. I'm a woman. Okay, fine.
04:48:03
You finally given your like, Oh, you're gay.
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You're stuck a dick.
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Just because that person said they were woman, you're still
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a movie.
04:48:13
That is. I forget what movie that is.
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And the one dude was like, Well, you suck my dick.
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That is like, Oh, remember that one?
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No, like, Oh, I thought you were gay. And it's like, Oh, I'm not gay.
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And it's like, Well, remember that one night it's like, you suck my dick.
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Like, good.
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Yeah, It's not gay that way. It's like, not gay.
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You're gay. Like, I just.
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I just got heard.
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You're the one given it. You're the gay one.
04:48:34
Rationalization, right?
04:48:39
But, um,
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definitely
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right.
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It's still Brady and Brady or Gary
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a fervent so below speaker
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so close Brady for sure doing it
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our way we're gonna make it make our dreams come true Brady and John
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show it's Brady and drawbridge session now Brady draw
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we forgot to bless the show
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we did but that's okay because I'm going to grace before me
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and gracious God we have sinned against the and are unworthy of mercy
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Pardon our sins and bless these mercies for our use and help us to eat
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and drink to that glory, for Christ's sake.
04:49:33
Amen, Aaron.
04:49:35
Gary, bless the meal for us. I appreciate it.
04:49:38
Thank you.
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It was all about the eat.
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This is my fucking bed and make a mess and then pass the fuck out.
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He's got one less thing to say and we'll see you next Gary
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as above. So below.