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It is 10:00.
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Do you know what your subjective reality is?
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Hi, I'm Gary.
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Go, Lions and welcome to Fladge Rants Live Qualia
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are the contents of your subjective experiences.
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Now, it doesn't have to be true
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and it doesn't have to map with reality.
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And the reason human
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perspective is
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basically useless in a court of law
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is because we have a habit of misremembering.
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The whole reason that my belief
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in the Mandela effect is ill founded
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and the reason we can't
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even trust ourselves to know what
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what true objective reality might be like.
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Now, I, I have the understanding that
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the vivid world we see around us
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is not is far more accurate
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than what our eyes can actually perceive.
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We've got a blind spot right in the middle where the optic nerve connects
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to the retina,
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and that is filled in by our brain.
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So a lot of people that complain about the
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the nascent images being artificially
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created,
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your own images of the world around
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you are artificially created.
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Our subjective reality, our qualia
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can't be trusted.
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That being said,
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it's good to be conscious.
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I don't know what it's like to not be conscious.
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I just woke up from a nap, in fact, and I.
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I was really disappointed that my alarm was going off
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because I was enjoying whatever it was that I was doing.
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I had no idea what that was.
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So I think I can only be accountable for what I'm doing
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when I'm conscious of it.
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But as far as Qualia goes,
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my account
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of what's truly going on cannot be relied upon. Now,
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we discussed the Red Mary.
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Now that's the thought experiment where a woman is raised
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in a black and white environment that she only sees shades of gray
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and attains a Ph.D.
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in wave technology.
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So she understands everything there is to know about ultra magnetic
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and ultraviolet waves,
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but has never seen the color red,
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which she's let out of her black and white environment sees the color red.
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There is something added
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to her experiential
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outlook on her expertise.
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She's she's gained advanced degrees
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in wave technology, and yet she's never experienced
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the color red, which is just the wavelength of light,
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which she has a full understanding of.
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But the experience of seeing red
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is a quality thing.
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I'd have to imagine
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same route is quality, like the quality of your subjective experiment.
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The experience would be quality.
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But I guess I guess my the
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main point I want to drive home is it's good to be alive.
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Happy birthday.
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Go, lions.
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Actually, this is up for my buddy.
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Easy.
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He turned 43 on Saturday, so I wrapped the wall.
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I'm not sure if that's a popular tradition, but I did.
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That's a happy birthday wrapping paper.
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And this shirt even says easy.
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Right on it.
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Now, my wife got me this, I don't know, five or six years ago
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when it was very difficult to be a Lions fan.
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Now we got a lot of people on my bandwagon
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because it's really easy.
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Three Lions fans is there in the conference championship game.
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Here's a quality I think it is.
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It has been my experience that in professional sports the fix is in.
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I think the fix has been in and boxing for
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two centuries.
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Baseball since the early 1900s.
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Really, it only takes biting off one ref.
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Remember the Cowboys game?
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One call took their game away.
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I'll tell you what.
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If I get this prediction wrong,
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I'm wrong.
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The fix is in.
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The Lions will win the conference championship
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game 41 to 34.
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George,
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what the dog doing?
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It is my conscious experience
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that I am all alone right now.
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How does that make you feel?
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I'm okay with it.
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If you're able to put it in words and describe it to me,
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then technically it's not quality.
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Other.
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No matter how detailed the description is that
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that was my point about read Married, no matter how detailed the description is.
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It is not qualia.
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Qualia is the actual
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the way it is
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what it is like to be living in the experience.
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So nobody description
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in the world will do it justice.
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There's no replacement for
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conscious thought,
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and I think that's what it's all about.
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I think that's I think we've been off more than we could chew again today
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because quality is all we've got.
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It's all there is. It's everything.
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It is our everything.
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You want to tell a joke?
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Yeah.
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Give it to me. Give it to me.
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She applesauce jabber. So what?
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Give it to me now.
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She could scream all she wanted, but I was keeping the umbrella.
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Okay. Wow.
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Life is just too short to go quality hunting with the wrong people.
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I came on the old and best ways of writing through ignorance and experiment
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and was startled when truth slipped out of brushes like calling before the jabber.
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Okay, but let's be,
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gentlemen.
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Let's broaden our minds.
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LAWRENCE
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And then, of course, one for you.
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What the dog doing?
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Yeah,
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he's right over there.
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It's also his birthday in June.
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I just leave it up.
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You should.
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The wrapping paper background.
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If it becomes wallpaper, I believe it loses its special definition.
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If you leave it up all the time.
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So no clue. It just came into focus.
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That was really good there.
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Yep. That's good, right?
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Well, I like slanted because it's it's written like this side
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slanted it like this to make it more even.
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Does this help to make it more diagonal.
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Yeah. I don't.
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What am I doing.
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What the dog doing. I don't think that helps.
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I hope that old man got that topic up to conversation or this is jabber.
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Be a real short show. Okay. Hit it.
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Roll the clip.
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We got no clip.
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I know. I didn't.
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I didn't give you one.
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Um, I wanted to talk about compatibility and the,
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ah, beliefs not lining up with reality,
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but I don't think that stuff matters.
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You know what?
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I'm giving up on a lot of things that it used to be super important to me.
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Let's think about it this way.
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But I think I said this before, but the bear with me
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thinking about the things that are pressing most on your mind,
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the things that you think matter the most important things that
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keep you up at night.
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The history of my leg.
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How much are those going to matter in ten years?
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100 years? A thousand years? 10,000 years?
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My legacy will
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your legacy matter in ten?
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10,000 years?
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If I'm
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successful, what's your definition of legacy?
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What's your definition of matter?
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Uh, particles of things
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which you probably mean important to.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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So which we should do.
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Matter and cover both definitions
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matter?
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Yeah, well, you talking about things that matter.
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Like. Such as matter.
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People also say, what's the matter?
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And it automatically means there's that matter is bad for wrong.
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Right.
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Right. Yes.
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Yeah.
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And, and even something like that, even if it doesn't get fixed, it's.
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There's nothing wrong
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in against the expanse of time.
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What are you, some kind of hippie?
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I kind of.
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I did not know that.
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What's up with the hair then?
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Don't hippies have long hair?
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Yeah, that would look kind of silly on a bald man.
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Long hair.
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Yeah, well, I'm not going for the Gallagher, the Horseshoe, the long march.
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I was picturing long flowing hair all over like normal.
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Not that.
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You mean, like bald in the front, long on the sides and back.
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Get out, Gallagher. That was perfect.
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Really Grow this long.
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I mean,
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this is a toupee.
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World's worst hairpiece.
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You don't seem to rant about your hair or lack of hair, so it must not bother you.
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It doesn't.
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Oh, I like it.
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Oh, I've never looked at it, man.
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Wow. That that man would be more complete if he just said hair.
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It will change at any women in the chat.
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I mean, I'm sorry.
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If there's any women in the chat, please do.
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Does baldness matter?
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Maybe.
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Especially on, like, the tip of the penis.
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That should never be hairy, right?
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Yes, please.
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The glands.
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Any part of the
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penis, except I think, the balls.
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No, I think that.
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Right, I.
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I'm told you have excessively hairy balls, but I think the tip of the queens
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is called the glands. Glands?
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Who told you that?
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Glenys Varney
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began and has the glands?
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You mean not gland with a D
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glands Jelly.
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And it's the tip of the penis Jaw Google
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closer to the glia glands.
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Oh, my goodness, he's right.
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See, we've already learned something.
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Okay, we're done here as above.
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So below.
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Fucking asshole.
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So I have a button.
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Here we go.
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Glands.
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The glands is also called the head or tip of your penis.
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The opening of your urethra is here.
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Did they really need to say
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that if you're urethra is somewhere else, please call the doctor.
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Oh, this is also where you pre ejaculate and semen.
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Come, come out of who put.
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This is Planned Parenthood.
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Then I'm reading. What then the fuck?
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What?
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What?
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Dude, look, can somebody else read that?
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Just to make sure I'm not, like
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I always forget it's Planned Parenthood
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who's trying to murder children, are not trying to murder children.
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Trying to other children.
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I was going to get confused because Planned Parenthood,
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especially if like in a different going to get a plan specific community
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but apparently that murdering the child right.
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Well it's Planned Parenthood is for
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when you have like unplanned parenthood it's the opposite.
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It's called on Planned Parenthood.
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It's where you pee out of.
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That's my favorite part.
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All these ending in Planned Parenthood,
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they're ending in prepositions and that the but they're talking about
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go back you go into the
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now that we're all here
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we're going to sing Happy Birthday is Easy birthday actually today
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it's actually two days ago.
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Two days ago. Well, then we missed it.
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We should have had it.
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We Johannesburg have missed it.
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Yeah, we missed it. We should.
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We can't have every big event happen on a monday.
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So it happens. Of course. Fun with our show.
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John was kind enough to save his birthday for our show.
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We do have the ability to change the show day.
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How about speaking a show date?
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Is your are you permanently on the day shift yet?
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It's looking like it.
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There it is.
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There it is.
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Finally, I think I said that week number two, I said Gary's not a piece of shit.
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And if he ever takes one day on the day shift, he'll be there forever.
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Because, you know, I've worked in places before.
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No, If anybody on the night shift is watching, I apologize.
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I'm. That's not what I meant.
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Well, they train
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me for the night shift and like me, like me.
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So much on the day shift, I was made myself productive enough
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that there's no reason to really move me.
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The reason they have to move me is because there's not enough equipment there.
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Solution by a $300,000 machine.
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So I go work during the day.
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They're buying me a $300,000 machine.
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They're buying them a machine and you're operating it.
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Unless you get all the profit with the give and take kind of a thing.
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I see what you're saying, Right.
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Are you happy with that or.
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I love that arrangement.
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I look at getting home in the afternoon, taking a six hour nap,
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and then starting the show.
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We could do the show at 6:00
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in the morning and do a morning show for 6:00. Now,
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is it always going to be longer?
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It's better be that them?
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What's the Lapham
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from.
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Oh I've got a new promotion to to pitch.
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You've seen some summer draw stories
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now he draw speaking as a deaf person
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or if you if you're a special subscriber
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you get baby talk as a smart draw
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talking as a deaf person in a draw.
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I know how
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I know A Well, I got a call
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that sounds kind of like retarded against Schwarzenegger.
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That's retarded.
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Arnold of equipment is probably never told you about it Is,
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but it's all I ever wanted.
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What was the other one?
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It was.
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That was perfect.
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That was just perfect.
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I would do my best in person.
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Supposed to be for premium subscribers that do that.
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They just go out, they get a little tease.
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We got to we got to beat them.
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They can't just write the words the way
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this is what you're going to get.
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Great.
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I what are we looking at? Glands.
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What do you have?
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Glands pulled up so ahead of the penis?
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Oh, yeah.
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I get I we're on Quaaludes.
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Oh, no.
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I guess that makes sense.
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Queens head of the penis
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and thing.
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No, no.
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Oh, are we talking about Qualia quietly?
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The Hello? Yes, I.
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Can I get Michael's would say.
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Okay, let's go little further.
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Qualia.
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Okay, so pronunciation.
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Remember when I said tertiary, tertiary, tertiary.
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I remember in gosh, it was one of the Star Wars movies.
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Ewan McGregor said
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some words are there you go.
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Well, you're not not Qualia Qualia
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work that quality
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well there's a slogan, McGregor said.
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They admit they're slower people.
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Sith Lords are specialty.
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Well, that word is pronounced special TI
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nationality.
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It's spelled specialty.
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But if you think about how special it's spelled,
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it's got that eye in there to.
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Sure.
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I'm just mentioning
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specialty allergy specially specialty
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in a special equality are in a specialty.
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It's specialty specialty.
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It's special town fucking specialty.
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It's it's specialty.
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Like a specialty
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only special I like well, anesthesia
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in No.
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Oh, yeah.
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See, sneezing.
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You know,
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I kind of want to go back.
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It sucked because it's way past the moment now.
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But earlier in your.
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In your monologue, I believe in, if I'm not mistaken, you said somewhat of a like.
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Such as?
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Yes. You said something about like.
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Such as which always reminds me of that Miss America pageant.
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Check that. Like that. Such as? Yes.
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I kind of want to find your audio first.
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I'm trying to listen back.
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Simultaneity asleep.
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But I was thinking
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about trying out for Miss America.
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Yeah.
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You're allowed to know anybody can
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in the beginning.
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Chances are the entire staff of the Miss America pageant
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will get fired, just like Sports Illustrated.
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Did you hear that?
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What happened now?
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Yeah, they.
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The Sports Illustrated swimsuit had a We're still on YouTube,
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so I don't even know what the fuck to say
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now because YouTube is a piece of fucking shit.
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Well, let's just say that they weren't.
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See, I can't even.
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I don't know what is a woman
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anyway.
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Everybody involved in their got fired because they're losing money.
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Because apparently there's a bunch of redneck
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men that want to see women in the Sports Illustrated issue.
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Imagine that.
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I, I do that.
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I'm one of them.
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Don't get that audio.
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No, I mean, I've got to like such a bitch
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from the pageant, but I don't have Gator Gary doing it.
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Thanks for that.
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That's cool, huh?
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You tell us what to do, Blake.
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So as world man. Oh, wait.
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Fuck.
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I forgot when you come on and I got to do that
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audio thing because it's always muted.
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Why does it always muted, Steve that All right, you guys start of a road map.
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Don't a fifth of Americans can't locate the US.
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That's still the wrong one. Hold on.
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This is
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can we get a new producer, please?
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See you.
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Yes. Americans are unable to do so
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because some people in our nation don't have balance.
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And I believe that our education like such as in South Africa,
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where insurgents, Iraq, everywhere, like such as and
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I believe that they should,
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such as the country in Eastern Europe.
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Yet I should also
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and should help that Iraq and the Asian countries.
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So we will be able to help the Iraq and the Asian countries.
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Are you sure that when that
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it wasn't the issue with the production here, Are you sure it just wasn't?
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You know, by the way,
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obvious doesn't listen to women, but I'll be right back.
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I have to go find a new jabber.
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Ran away.
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I like how it's Rainbow in the background there.
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I wonder what that's supposed to mean.
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What kind of birthday party was this?
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Because apparently not everyone was invited.
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That's.
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I don't think that's really fair.
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I think most wrapping paper is multicolored.
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Not really fair.
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I think the rainbow has been co-opted by that group still on YouTube.
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I love that group.
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I love all groups, especially protected groups
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or camouflage pants or those camouflage pants.
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I couldn't see them.
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You know what? I can't deal with YouTube.
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I can't talk.
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We can't do with the dogs, you fucking homo.
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Why don't you come from.
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I don't like never
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find out what the one
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Stop, girls.
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Girl,
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I want you to get a girl.
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I don't need
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a different kind of
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preparation.
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I go,
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Oh, I'm going to add that to my
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strengths are going to get
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like,
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I feel comfortable you for a girl.
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I'm going
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to check it out from
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Life's too short to be serious all the time.
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Any last words to YouTube?
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I know
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they'll be happy.
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My only two likes on Rumble.
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I can.
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Who's the asshole today? I'm one of them.
00:24:40
You're one of the assholes or one of the thumbs up?
00:24:43
No, I am one of the thumbs up.
00:24:45
Like. Such as?
00:24:46
There's at least seven people watching, so we should have more released.
00:24:50
We're going to stop the show right now.
00:24:52
Yeah, Yeah.
00:24:54
I don't think.
00:24:54
I don't think anyone's going to mind that
00:24:56
this caller, they're going to call our bluff.
00:24:58
You're like, Look, now there they fixed it.
00:25:00
We have one person watching.
00:25:03
Yeah, there we go.
00:25:05
Thank you.
00:25:06
Of course, we're very down to one. Like
00:25:10
like it or don't.
00:25:12
We're going to do it anyway.
00:25:19
What's what's new?
00:25:21
Anything new?
00:25:23
Lions are in the conference championship game.
00:25:26
That's not new.
00:25:27
They were in the conference Champions Championship game in 91.
00:25:32
Wasn't that long ago.
00:25:34
Yeah, They didn't win two playoff games in a row.
00:25:36
They had a by they had a bye.
00:25:39
They got destroyed by Washington
00:25:42
will probably get destroyed by San Francisco
00:25:44
and everybody will be fine with that.
00:25:46
I mean, not I told you 4134.
00:25:48
The fix is in.
00:25:50
Will you believe me when the score is 41 to 34?
00:25:54
So you want to talk about the fixes in?
00:25:56
Are you ready for conspiracy? Yes. Okay.
00:25:59
And I believe there's the conspiracy.
00:26:01
Here's the conspiracy theory.
00:26:03
I saw an ad for Post Malone
00:26:08
in the halftime show for the Super Bowl.
00:26:12
Whatever number it is between
00:26:15
the two, more or more, whatever number it is.
00:26:19
Yeah, it's Super Bowl 58.
00:26:24
Okay.
00:26:25
Anyway, so it matters for my next to the segue to the next story.
00:26:29
Go on. Okay.
00:26:31
And they said the Post
00:26:33
Malone will be part of the halftime show for Super Bowl 58.
00:26:37
I guess those look like a bunch of letters to me
00:26:41
and Roman numerals.
00:26:43
And they said the game will be between
00:26:45
the Baltimore Ravens
00:26:49
and the San Francisco 40 Niners.
00:26:51
Hey, that's exactly what I have posted.
00:26:54
That's great.
00:26:56
That's perfect.
00:26:58
Well, so the last two logos did that did you know that?
00:27:02
I mean, it goes deeper.
00:27:04
You got to go down.
00:27:05
You got to go down for shit.
00:27:07
We got to go down the rabbit hole.
00:27:09
If you imagine
00:27:11
that right now you're feeling a bit like Alice
00:27:15
tumbling down the rabbit hole.
00:27:17
Down the rabbit hole down the road.
00:27:22
But all
00:27:25
great job. So.
00:27:28
All right, let's bring up these logos.
00:27:30
Okay. You see? You see, You see?
00:27:32
Do you see?
00:27:33
Now, this logo was made before the season even started,
00:27:38
and oh,
00:27:39
it's got the colors of both the Ravens and the 49 yards.
00:27:44
Yeah, but so last year
00:27:47
it had not sat on the Eagles is a stretch there point
00:27:50
at that one little like
00:27:51
because the Eagles are not this light green they're like this darker green here
00:27:55
and the red and the red there so
00:27:59
but people are speculating somehow
00:28:04
and my speculation is well before the season,
00:28:06
there's a favorite in each conference, right?
00:28:09
Yeah, I'm I'm pretty sure San Francisco and Baltimore were the favorites.
00:28:12
So that that makes sense that whoever drew the logo would be like here
00:28:15
but it's them.
00:28:16
So it's not like some weird magical gas or some.
00:28:19
Oh, well, the Kansas City Chiefs are the defending champs.
00:28:23
They come from the same company as the Baltimore Ravens,
00:28:26
and then
00:28:27
they still have a chance to make the Super Bowl over the Ravens.
00:28:31
I just don't think they will.
00:28:33
But predicting it is easy.
00:28:37
I'm in the 22 man calls season challenge and
00:28:42
if I check my text
00:28:45
I can see that in fact I am
00:28:53
frozen completely frozen.
00:28:55
But if you're if you're looking at these logos again, look at the yellow.
00:28:59
And like so two years ago it was the Bengals in the Rams
00:29:02
in the Super Bowl and that was the logo they picked before the season started.
00:29:06
Coincidence?
00:29:07
Probably.
00:29:11
And then the next year, the red and the green from the two teams that were in.
00:29:14
And then this year, if it's these two teams which
00:29:18
the Lions lose and who's playing Baltimore.
00:29:20
You said the Chiefs.
00:29:21
Yeah, Chiefs, Kansas City.
00:29:24
I would predict both those robes and Otto
00:29:28
both of those team away teams are probably going to lose
00:29:32
this year.
00:29:32
Taylor Swift on their side.
00:29:35
They do So they're probably going to lose
00:29:38
up in the unless whoever owns their music says they can.
00:29:40
Yeah, I don't know if she's good at catching.
00:29:43
She's good at catching the balls, but I know about catching the football.
00:29:46
So I complained about that and somebody brought up stats
00:29:49
that he plays way better when she's in attendance.
00:29:53
So I like opposite member Tony Romo and
00:29:59
the other name,
00:30:00
supermodel one Jessica Simpson.
00:30:03
So when they got together, he just fell on his face and they lost
00:30:06
and then they lost the playoffs and they said, Oh, he's a hit.
00:30:08
She was a distraction.
00:30:10
So as long as you're winning, everything is okay, I don't know.
00:30:13
So there could be there. There can be a dynamic
00:30:18
kind of like post knot syndrome.
00:30:19
You kind of
00:30:21
you kind of lose a bit of your you're like golf, right?
00:30:24
Like your most primitive animals
00:30:27
are going to be hard up running around, you know, aggressive.
00:30:32
But when they not, they kind of relax and kind of, you know, just kind of who
00:30:36
could there be a chance that he was getting laid pregame
00:30:39
in that post-game and gotten laid post-game in that
00:30:42
pre game that you maybe would have fared better?
00:30:46
I prefer best with a full belly
00:30:49
and my balls empty
00:30:52
really fun perform
00:30:54
at what Perform at what I need to be weird but I have noticed
00:30:58
I haven't you you do not hate to be weird going to be weird.
00:31:02
I have noticed that.
00:31:03
Nope, not even a bit.
00:31:05
If something were to happen.
00:31:08
And then I heard a disc golf
00:31:09
the next day or that morning that my performance is not as well.
00:31:13
And my girlfriend knows
00:31:16
because you don't care.
00:31:18
Because it's like I'm happy.
00:31:20
She's like going to be thrown shitty tomorrow and I'm like, Whatever,
00:31:23
I'll get over it.
00:31:25
That's my why my rants haven't been so good lately.
00:31:28
I'm happy. My life is.
00:31:31
Yeah, you say that you're using that as an excuse.
00:31:34
You're you're in the day shift
00:31:36
at a fucking dildo stamping factory.
00:31:40
How is that
00:31:42
for me to go any faster?
00:31:43
The dildos.
00:31:47
All right,
00:31:47
so we can dive back to the actual topic at hand.
00:31:51
Quaaludes, Qualia, Qualia, quail.
00:31:54
There's a topic going to quail speaking to Quail Hollow.
00:31:57
Before we.
00:31:57
Before we move forward, we need to answer one question.
00:32:00
BRADY
00:32:02
Okay, wait, one question.
00:32:05
BRADY
00:32:06
Where's the window?
00:32:07
Look, this one right here.
00:32:08
This is a screenshot from the clip is a screenshot from our text message.
00:32:12
Where's your filtering?
00:32:14
Oh, there it is. Screenshot from our text message.
00:32:16
So I posted this meme which is a joke because I'm
00:32:20
I don't even know what the fuck a quail is, right?
00:32:22
Because I'm kind of saying I don't know who Qualia is. Right.
00:32:24
I think it's the middle of the vagina.
00:32:26
And Brady immediately says, I know you can lay a quail.
00:32:30
You can.
00:32:31
I won't say you, sir.
00:32:33
So I think it's I think you were talking
00:32:36
about labia instead of qualia.
00:32:39
Are we going back to the zoo files where they're talking about how to fuck a bird
00:32:43
and. No,
00:32:46
I mean, like a bird.
00:32:47
You know,
00:32:47
you can like a square if it's in an egg and you lay it, you've laid a quail.
00:32:52
What the fuck are you talking about? Psycho?
00:32:54
I don't know, but I can't see that anywhere.
00:32:57
You mean let's have sex with a quail?
00:33:00
That's all I saw.
00:33:01
Oh, I thought I thought that much was like little boys, Pee wee wee jibber.
00:33:07
I like to hear them on the inside.
00:33:09
You'd have to have a little, little, little wee wee to fuck a quail.
00:33:13
I'm just saying, I.
00:33:14
So my these are my pun guys,
00:33:18
because they're probably born in an egg.
00:33:20
You would lay a quail.
00:33:23
It's a
00:33:24
I see how you would interpret it as weird and sexual
00:33:27
after the first comment, but that was because quail.
00:33:29
You sounds like labia.
00:33:31
I don't right.
00:33:32
I don't think I like my personal text being shared on the internet.
00:33:36
Well,
00:33:38
it was only two of them.
00:33:40
The trust me, there was nothing further down
00:33:42
that kind of explained what you meant by that.
00:33:45
You were very specific about laying a quail on that was that
00:33:47
there was no like you meant by that.
00:33:49
No, I meant this, I swear.
00:33:50
Is that what you meant by down the rabbit hole?
00:33:54
Yeah.
00:33:55
That was an actual actually.
00:33:57
And again, with an actual rabbit's butthole, there was a Reddit
00:34:01
thread and a gentleman was concerned that his rabbit's butthole looked red.
00:34:05
I don't know how he noticed this.
00:34:06
At what point he decided
00:34:07
to investigate his rabbit's butthole and then noticed that it was red
00:34:10
and noticed that it looks different from what it normally looks like.
00:34:13
So he's constantly
00:34:16
all over his rabbit's bottle.
00:34:17
I've had dogs.
00:34:18
I don't know what color their butthole is.
00:34:19
I don't know.
00:34:22
You don't know what color butthole on the rabbit hole?
00:34:26
Probably pink, I would guess it's pink.
00:34:28
And I have never even seen one.
00:34:29
No, I've seen one.
00:34:33
I just.
00:34:34
Everything I learned, Everything I've learned about a dog's butthole.
00:34:36
I read in a book yesterday that was Brown
00:34:40
Bear.
00:34:41
You need to wipe your dog's ass if it's Brown Walia,
00:34:46
how do you pronounce it again?
00:34:48
While likely think, Think you will think in your head.
00:34:51
Colin.
00:34:52
Yeah, well, I just want to see quality
00:34:57
koala bear be able.
00:35:02
So what did you purposely choose that Who, who chose that topic?
00:35:07
So Gary, did you purposely choose that to look kind of skirt around
00:35:11
like the idea of, of conscious again consciousness and an afterlife.
00:35:15
Yeah, definitely. Yes.
00:35:17
How does that negate how does that indicate that?
00:35:21
It doesn't.
00:35:23
Okay. Thank you.
00:35:24
How doesn't it?
00:35:25
Well,
00:35:27
we're here in philosophy of mind, clearly acquiring a yellow.
00:35:33
I am from the land of Qualia.
00:35:35
I come from clearly Mexico in the philosophy of mind
00:35:39
Qualia are defined as instances of subjective conscious experience
00:35:44
or do whatever you want.
00:35:46
The term qualia derives from the last thing my buttons
00:35:50
neuter the Latin neuter Here
00:35:55
neuter and they neutering some of the neuter button.
00:35:57
Neuter
00:35:59
more of the word.
00:36:02
Can you see one that we've world?
00:36:10
There you go.
00:36:13
All right.
00:36:15
Examples of Qualia Qualia Haditha
00:36:18
include a sensation of pain, of a headache,
00:36:21
a taste of wine, the redness of an evening sky
00:36:25
as qualitative characteristics of sensation, qualia, stand in contrast.
00:36:30
Are you do you have that like ready to go
00:36:34
in a qualitative
00:36:35
characteristic of sensation?
00:36:40
Qualitative in contrast
00:36:42
to propositional attitudes where the focus on belief
00:36:46
about experience rather than what it is directly like to be experiencing?
00:36:51
What then what it is directly like to be experiencing.
00:36:55
So you kind of already scrutiny a little bit
00:36:58
with your definitive
00:37:02
qualia and consciousness
00:37:04
and stuff like that because
00:37:11
I don't know, let's just go to this rather than me read things.
00:37:14
I don't like reading. Nobody likes reading, nobody should read.
00:37:16
We got videos.
00:37:18
Why does a night espresso so is the way it does.
00:37:22
Why does it talk?
00:37:23
And here
00:37:23
hasn't even noticed the sort of the whole audio
00:37:25
we're going to be talking about the forgetting your British. What?
00:37:28
Jesus Christ, dude.
00:37:29
Qualia. What? That non Oliver's younger brother.
00:37:33
Look at that shit.
00:37:34
Shit that.
00:37:35
That's just the.
00:37:38
Can I zoom in on that shit now?
00:37:40
I can't. Oh, my Lord.
00:37:41
It's from the same place as John Oliver.
00:37:45
Yeah.
00:37:46
Oh, come on. The Mike and
00:37:49
ti crimes, they it it
00:37:54
ro. Come on now.
00:37:56
2024, get it In
00:37:59
physical terms, by the end of the video,
00:38:01
you're going to know what philosophers are talking about when.
00:38:04
They talk about Qualia and why Qualia are meant to be a problem
00:38:07
for the attempts to understand the mind in physical terms,
00:38:11
whether they are a genuine problem or not, you're going to be able
00:38:15
to make your own minds up. Okay.
00:38:16
And we're going to get going on that right now. Okay.
00:38:19
So if you hear the word qualia, we are talking about philosophy of mind.
00:38:24
And in particular,
00:38:25
we are talking about the kinds of conscious experiences that we have.
00:38:29
So qualia are to be the intrinsic
00:38:32
qualities of conscious experience.
00:38:36
So let me try and get a bit more kind of detailed on that, because
00:38:39
it's quite a confusing concept, what it's like to have it right nice
00:38:45
and tasty and kind of makes you feel nice and cozy.
00:38:48
Okay, So that kind of experience that I have when I drink tea
00:38:52
as opposed to, let's say, drinking an espresso and drinking coffee,
00:38:57
talking about the quality of my experience.
00:39:01
So we're not so much talking about the kind of proper, is it the tea has.
00:39:04
We're talking about the way my experience
00:39:08
feels to me from the inside.
00:39:11
Why do we use this word?
00:39:12
Qualia Well, you know, people come up with these words
00:39:14
and they kind of stick qualia. It's from the Latin.
00:39:16
I think it means something like of such a kind. Okay.
00:39:19
So if we got one, we're looking at the singular quality.
00:39:23
You hardly ever see that work coming up.
00:39:25
Qualia is plural.
00:39:26
It's talking about experiences.
00:39:29
What do I mean when I say it's the intrinsic experience?
00:39:31
Well, you might think that, you know,
00:39:33
when you have an experience, it's related to lots of different things,
00:39:36
you know, the outside world and what's going on in your brain.
00:39:40
So we're kind of factoring all of that sort of stuff out.
00:39:42
We're just talking about the the experience from the inside,
00:39:46
as it were, just from the experiences point of view
00:39:50
and not in relation to the physical stuff that might be going on in the world.
00:39:55
When you study philosophy of mind, Qualia is a topic that comes up an awful lot.
00:39:59
Why so? Well, it's meant to be.
00:40:02
They're meant to be a problem for basically theories of the mind.
00:40:06
How does that go?
00:40:07
Well, it's a bit kind of fuzzy exactly what kind of problems are there.
00:40:11
But basically it tends to go like this experience
00:40:14
has this kind of intrinsic feeling, this intrinsic property.
00:40:17
That's kind of what we're labeling with this term.
00:40:19
Qualia How are you going to explain it as a physical test?
00:40:22
You've got the chemical properties of the tea itself.
00:40:25
You've got what's going on in my body, you've got what's going on in my mind,
00:40:27
the kind of neural stuff, the chemical stuff.
00:40:29
But how could any of that explain why
00:40:32
it is that a cup of tea feels the way it feels to me?
00:40:36
Memories.
00:40:37
Why is it that it feels that way to me? Different way to you?
00:40:40
Why does coffee feel a different way when I drink it?
00:40:42
The tea does. Okay.
00:40:44
How are you going to explain all of that kind of stuff?
00:40:47
Just in physical, chemical, biological or whatever terms?
00:40:51
That's basically the problem of Qualia as it affects physically.
00:40:55
So there's a hope. So that's a
00:40:59
for physical ramble on
00:41:02
throughout the time that with the way Brady expresses
00:41:05
like art, the way art makes you feel
00:41:10
it is, it is greater than the sum of its parts.
00:41:22
So qualia
00:41:23
are the subjective or qualitative properties of experiences,
00:41:26
what it feels like experientially experientially
00:41:30
to see a red rose is different from what it feels like to see a red rose
00:41:35
fuck. Does that mean
00:41:37
to see a red rose is different from what it feels like
00:41:39
to see a red rose, Correct.
00:41:42
Likewise for hearing a musical note played by a piano
00:41:45
and hearing the same musical note played by a tuba.
00:41:48
The choir qualia of these experiences
00:41:52
are what give each of them this characteristic
00:41:56
feel and also what distinguishes them from one another.
00:41:59
Qualia Qualia have traditionally been thought to be intrinsic qualities
00:42:03
of experience that are directly available to introspection.
00:42:07
However, some philosophers offer theories of qualia
00:42:10
that deny one or both of those features
00:42:15
blah, blah, blah, blah, blah blah.
00:42:17
So I have an example.
00:42:18
Does this make you feel anxious?
00:42:25
Yes. Oh, really?
00:42:28
Nobody asks the question.
00:42:29
Does it make you feel comfortable?
00:42:31
It doesn't make me feel uncomfortable, especially because especially with
00:42:35
especially with no question that all of a sudden it's just like, wait, what?
00:42:41
Yeah, I'm not supposed to be angry or something.
00:42:43
I feel like I should be coming up with something right now.
00:42:46
It's qualia.
00:42:48
Here's the question Is Qualia specific actually tied to consciousness?
00:42:53
Well, first of all, here is first of all,
00:42:55
every time you qualia like quality, really,
00:42:59
I think it's more of a quality or clearly a quality characteristic or trait.
00:43:04
It's just if somebody isn't eloquent enough
00:43:06
or communicative enough to put a metric on it, that's the problem.
00:43:10
And they just call it qualia instead of trying harder.
00:43:13
And I know there are certain points.
00:43:15
It gets to a spectrum where it's impossible.
00:43:19
For example, a blind person explaining red if they've never seen red, is everyone's
00:43:23
example, right? Something similar to that.
00:43:25
So I'm not saying it's to a point where it's always possible,
00:43:28
but usually pretty possible if you can just explain more or longer.
00:43:32
Somebody has patience to understand.
00:43:36
Yeah, pretty much.
00:43:38
It just ties right in to consciousness, which is Gary's trove,
00:43:42
you know?
00:43:45
Yeah, but it's also.
00:43:47
Oh, is it right.
00:43:49
It's a very subjective interpretation
00:43:51
of consciousness or interpretation of anything. Yeah.
00:43:54
If it's your own experience
00:43:55
and it's unexplainable, then you could, I could say anything.
00:43:58
It can be a shared experience. I mean.
00:44:01
Yeah, sure it could be. Could it be?
00:44:03
It has to be.
00:44:04
If it can, we all will mind that.
00:44:07
Why? Why?
00:44:08
Why do you always point it? Plural?
00:44:10
Why don't we just go with quick qual?
00:44:13
Well, yeah.
00:44:14
You're talking about birds.
00:44:16
Couldn't we just went with qual the color red
00:44:19
and you and I feel the same way.
00:44:23
They don't as each other.
00:44:25
And that's why I said, that's why I.
00:44:27
That's why I started the phrasing with Right.
00:44:29
Subjective
00:44:31
experience. Yes.
00:44:34
So it just goes down to consciousness.
00:44:36
Yeah.
00:44:37
What about Dan Quayle? Is are
00:44:41
are we going to talk about nothing
00:44:45
if his name was Quang or even his name and forever, what did he do?
00:44:49
It tilted in politician entire his president.
00:44:54
Oh, yeah.
00:44:55
Fucking it. Dan Quayle fucking you.
00:44:58
All right, well, everybody lose some of his claim of his claim to fame.
00:45:01
Was he spelled something horribly wrong in Chicago?
00:45:05
He spelled something horribly wrong on a chalkboard.
00:45:11
And then
00:45:14
here you go.
00:45:18
That's how
00:45:22
well I see the play button,
00:45:24
But I can't push it.
00:45:28
Oh, yeah.
00:45:29
He couldn't spell potato.
00:45:31
You my cock goose.
00:45:31
The reason, man, potato has a warm place in my heart on this show for some reason.
00:45:36
Potato, Gary Like for character data,
00:45:41
just little
00:45:42
weight or how do you fix a potato?
00:45:46
One of my favorite what some goo segments of the show.
00:45:50
Dan Quayle did not know how to spell
00:45:52
everything
00:45:55
in the entire universe.
00:45:57
He said that are any greatest scientific mysteries are first
00:46:01
of all the origin of the universe itself.
00:46:04
And second of all, the origin of intelligence.
00:46:07
Believe it or not, sitting on our shoulders is the most compli
00:46:11
hex object that Mother Nature has created in the known universe.
00:46:16
You have to go at least 24 trillion miles to the nearest star
00:46:20
to find a planet that may have life and may have intelligence.
00:46:26
And yet our brain only consumes about 2030 watts of power,
00:46:30
and yet it performs calculations better than any large supercomputer.
00:46:35
So it's a mystery.
00:46:36
How is the brain wired up?
00:46:38
And if we can figure that out, what can we do with the two
00:46:41
enhance our mental capabilities?
00:46:44
When you look at the brain and all the parts of the brain,
00:46:46
they don't seem to make any sense at all.
00:46:49
The visual part of the brain is way in the back.
00:46:51
For example, why is the brain constructed the way it is?
00:46:55
There's just nothing but an accident of evolution.
00:46:57
Well, one way to look at it is through evolution.
00:47:01
That is the back of the brain is the so-called reptilian brain,
00:47:05
the most ancient, primitive part of the brain that governs
00:47:08
balance, territoriality, mating.
00:47:11
And so the very back of the brain
00:47:13
is also the kind of brain that you find in reptiles.
00:47:16
Now, when I was a child last is
00:47:18
and look at this millions of times and they would stare back at me
00:47:22
and I would wonder, should what is everybody thinking about?
00:47:26
Well, I think now I know what they're thinking about was, is this person life?
00:47:32
Then we had the central part of the brain
00:47:34
going forward, and that's the so-called monkey brain, the mammalian brain,
00:47:38
the brain of emotion brain, the brain of heart, our brains.
00:47:42
Then finally, the front of the brain is the human brain,
00:47:46
especially the prefrontal cortex.
00:47:49
This is where rational thinking is.
00:47:51
And when you ask yourself a question, where am I anyway?
00:47:55
The answer is right behind your forehead.
00:47:58
That's where you really are.
00:48:01
Well, I have a theory of consciousness which tries to wrap it all up together.
00:48:06
There have been about 20,000 or so papers
00:48:09
written about consciousness and no consensus.
00:48:12
Never in the history of science have so many people
00:48:16
devoted so much time to produce so little.
00:48:19
Well, I'm a physicist, and when we physicists look at a mysterious object,
00:48:25
the first thing we try to do is to create a model, a model of the.
00:48:29
I'll be right back. I have to go find a new jumper,
00:48:31
hit the play button and run it forward in time.
00:48:35
This is how Newton was able to come up with this theory of gravity.
00:48:39
This is how Einstein came up with relativity.
00:48:42
One tried to use this in terms of the human brain and evolution.
00:48:46
So what I'm saying is I have a new theory of consciousness based on evolution,
00:48:51
and that is consciousness is the number of feedback loops required
00:48:57
to create a model of your position in space
00:49:02
with relationship to other organisms
00:49:04
and finally, in relationship to time.
00:49:07
So think of the consciousness of a thermostat.
00:49:11
I believe that even a lowly thermostat has one unit of consciousness that,
00:49:17
you know your
00:49:22
thermostat has one unit of consciousness.
00:49:25
A thermostat,
00:49:28
A thermostat,
00:49:30
right?
00:49:32
Only what
00:49:35
we would interpret as a non conscious object, apparently.
00:49:39
What if you have humidity and
00:49:43
something else?
00:49:44
It does it has many point many points of consciousness.
00:49:48
That is awareness.
00:49:50
You're seeing how that is smart thermostat.
00:49:53
The interesting here is does that count that kind of consciousness?
00:49:58
Yes, it's self grounding.
00:50:01
No, we do you already this is you can't change your philosophy
00:50:05
from one episode to the next.
00:50:06
You can't.
00:50:08
You can.
00:50:09
Yes, I can.
00:50:10
And I don't like
00:50:13
that.
00:50:14
That's how I would have to flip flopped.
00:50:16
Yeah.
00:50:16
If if you have new information, you're allowed to change that.
00:50:20
Okay.
00:50:20
You have to change water to mean old if okay.
00:50:25
If you learn something new, all that would mean is that
00:50:29
you were wrong.
00:50:30
I was right. And you apologize.
00:50:33
I moved it.
00:50:34
And I struggle with I was wrong.
00:50:36
I apologize.
00:50:38
How does it to me?
00:50:39
But no, not to eat itself.
00:50:42
I don't know.
00:50:43
How does just how does and how does it amoeba know not to eat itself?
00:50:48
Sounds like a joke set up
00:50:51
self-awareness.
00:50:54
How how does a DNA how does the DNA coding know to create
00:50:57
a human or create a bird or a dad
00:51:01
that is perplexing in DNA?
00:51:04
How do you how do you just cut off?
00:51:07
How do you know there's no afterlife?
00:51:13
Because for me is my conscious self.
00:51:16
And my self doesn't exist without my brain.
00:51:19
But it does that that coding go on.
00:51:22
It might not break down to the point your brain, your physical brain
00:51:26
may not be aware, but some other bits and pieces of that data or that encoding
00:51:31
or whatever created you into that form and is going to turn you into dirt
00:51:35
may have some type of
00:51:38
connection to.
00:51:39
So that awareness may not.
00:51:42
That's
00:51:44
how it sounds more likely that it does not.
00:51:48
Okay.
00:51:48
The thermostat store,
00:51:51
it sits there and goes, Look at me.
00:51:53
So it's got a code and there's,
00:51:57
uh, keep talking.
00:51:59
I forgot what it is.
00:52:00
So I'm actually pulling up my thermostat, so I'm going to go back to that.
00:52:02
So the thermostat literally goes there goes, Look at me. I'm a thermostat.
00:52:05
Hey, look at me. I'm on the wall.
00:52:07
You want to change the temperature?
00:52:08
I'm at this temperature right now.
00:52:10
You want a different one from the thermostat?
00:52:11
Look at me. Why is your thermostat so okay?
00:52:15
Yes, I've
00:52:17
got it for Rick and Morty,
00:52:19
but in Ferndale, Hey, it's like dancing and shit.
00:52:22
Turn me.
00:52:23
Turn me up.
00:52:24
Don't turn me down. Turn me down. Oh,
00:52:28
let me see.
00:52:28
That's like the break up the heat You
00:52:32
energy
00:52:36
that thermostats like.
00:52:38
Girl, you want to be 20.
00:52:39
You wanted to be 38 and here you want to be 72.
00:52:42
He better turn me up, bitch, because it's cold outside.
00:52:45
You best be turning that shit up,
00:52:47
girl.
00:52:50
So, yeah.
00:52:51
What I was trying to say is that it sends a code.
00:52:54
It's way smaller than what made you you.
00:52:58
But I think everything that's anything has a code it has to show.
00:53:02
Otherwise it would just be blob.
00:53:05
So I happened to be watching Jurassic Park the other day.
00:53:09
The very original one.
00:53:10
I forget how many, but they said one one drop of of blood contains
00:53:15
something like 30 million strands of DNA or some ungodly amount of information.
00:53:22
Yeah yeah.
00:53:24
You like that? Sounds unbelievable. Right?
00:53:26
And you know, it also sounds kind of unbelievable.
00:53:29
An afterlife, right?
00:53:30
So how do you know there's not an afterlife?
00:53:33
Yeah,
00:53:36
he just knows
00:53:39
he's got you got, you know, your back
00:53:40
Now he has faith.
00:53:43
I love that. So. And that's up.
00:53:45
So sidebar.
00:53:47
My pet peeve is the people that have the baby on board drive.
00:53:49
So I've got a baby
00:53:51
and they don't have the baby that day because you can't see
00:53:54
the car seat in the back and they're driving like an asshole.
00:53:57
I love those fucking people right there.
00:54:00
Take over, don't you think?
00:54:02
Maybe. Maybe they don't even have a baby.
00:54:04
The car seat and the sign are all fake, so it's just.
00:54:07
It's just when I've got my job to doing you.
00:54:09
You need to slow down, and you need to be my but one fucking.
00:54:13
You know what?
00:54:14
I don't have the baby. I can drive like an asshole.
00:54:16
Then it's like you don't get both ways, motherfucker.
00:54:20
If you
00:54:20
want the people that drive slow because you're fucking brats in the car,
00:54:24
you need to do it for other fucking people, too.
00:54:27
Bigfoot.
00:54:29
Bigfoot.
00:54:30
President
00:54:31
Trump's new nickname.
00:54:34
No. Biden's going to drop out when they have the Democratic primary.
00:54:39
Biden's going to drop out when he croaks.
00:54:42
You think he might not make it to November, right?
00:54:46
He might have already passed
00:54:48
away.
00:54:49
American politics, man.
00:54:55
Not again.
00:54:57
This just in.
00:54:57
Joe Biden has passed.
00:55:00
Tragic accident.
00:55:02
He died of being 85 years old.
00:55:05
Yeah.
00:55:05
He tripped, tripping up the stairs.
00:55:08
He first he passed.
00:55:10
He must have been stool. He.
00:55:13
He tripped up the stairs.
00:55:14
He passed some stool for the first time in seven days.
00:55:17
And then he tripped up the stairs.
00:55:18
And what? I'll be honest, I've tripped up the stairs.
00:55:21
But you can usually recover by, I don't know, putting one of your arms out
00:55:27
or, you know, carrying.
00:55:28
So long as you hit your shin, you're good.
00:55:33
Got another joke for you?
00:55:35
It was in the summer of place.
00:55:37
Not the same one.
00:55:38
Did you have a joke the first time on a Bible to me?
00:55:41
She applesauce jabber. Give it to me now.
00:55:44
She could scream all she wanted, but I was keeping the umbrella.
00:55:48
There's another one
00:55:51
at the doctor's office.
00:55:52
The doctor walks in and says, I have some bad news.
00:55:55
I'm afraid you're going to have to stop masturbating.
00:55:58
I don't understand, Doc.
00:56:00
The patient says, Why?
00:56:01
Because the doctor says, Jim, we're trying to examine you.
00:56:08
Not supposed to masturbate in the room while you're waiting for the doctor,
00:56:12
But you know how that works at this moment.
00:56:16
I'm rubbing one half off, like in the waiting room, Right?
00:56:19
Like, why do I need to wait till I get into the room?
00:56:21
Yeah. If they don't want to do that, then why are their penthouses out?
00:56:25
That's my Seinfeld for the day.
00:56:28
There you go.
00:56:30
Well,
00:56:31
more cock goo explaining
00:56:34
important things
00:56:37
than the buttons gone.
00:56:39
Let's see.
00:56:39
That's not it.
00:56:40
My buttons gone.
00:56:41
Somebody's messing with my buttons.
00:56:43
Who's messing with my bed?
00:56:44
My bed and my bit.
00:56:46
And I use my button.
00:56:50
That sounds like something from the internet
00:56:51
that I don't want to repeat.
00:56:56
That's you, right?
00:56:57
That's climate change.
00:56:59
And I learned that there was a crisis in physics.
00:57:03
Every time we smashed proton, we found more particles
00:57:07
pi, medicines, leptons, neutrinos, hundreds leptons.
00:57:11
I don't think we're supposed to say that anymore.
00:57:13
Every time we smashed a proton apart.
00:57:16
In fact, Jay Robert Oppenheimer,
00:57:18
the father of the atomic bomb.
00:57:21
Jumping up and down with an official announcement or two.
00:57:24
He said that this year the Nobel Prize in Physics should go to the physicist
00:57:31
who does not discover a new particle this year.
00:57:36
Well, today we
00:57:37
think we can make sense out of all these particles.
00:57:40
We think that these particles are nothing but musical notes
00:57:44
on a tiny rubber band.
00:57:47
Think of it.
00:57:47
This does kind of tie back to residents of last week, which I like,
00:57:51
or Van, when it vibrates like this.
00:57:54
We call it an electron, but it could also vibrate like this.
00:57:58
We call it.
00:57:59
Can you rewind? Vibrate like this?
00:58:02
It's called a quark.
00:58:03
Can you rewind all three of those?
00:58:04
Because she likes all three of those?
00:58:06
From what I understand, they look at each and I learn that they look at me,
00:58:11
which you can't go in physics every time we smashed a proton.
00:58:15
We even uses terms like Smash I proton smash.
00:58:19
And, you know, it was like a little bit of news every time we will be torn apart.
00:58:26
In fact, J.
00:58:27
Robert Oppenheimer, that this coming back to
00:58:31
wrap it up and up and
00:58:32
rubbing up another official announcement he said that this his first name
00:58:37
and resort in physics should go to the physics or not.
00:58:41
I think it is two people do particle this year.
00:58:44
J Rob Well, today when.
00:58:47
Oppenheimer All these particles
00:58:50
we that these particles are nothing but
00:58:53
musical notes on a tiny rubber band.
00:58:56
What's up with the 42 year old man when it vibrates like this?
00:59:00
We call it like you see it also vibrate like
00:59:05
neutrino.
00:59:06
You can always rate like this.
00:59:08
It is more like this.
00:59:10
You vibrate it enough ways and it gives you all the subatomic particles.
00:59:15
If you vibrate it enough waves, it gives you water.
00:59:18
So what are you?
00:59:21
And after where it goes, I think a musical notes on a tiny, tiny vibrating string.
00:59:27
What is physics?
00:59:28
Physics is the harmonies.
00:59:31
The harmonies you can make on vibrating strings.
00:59:34
What is chemistry?
00:59:36
Chemistry is the melody.
00:59:39
You can play on strings.
00:59:41
What is the universe?
00:59:44
The universe is a symphony of strings.
00:59:47
And then what is the mind of God?
00:59:51
Oh, you are your mark and mine's mark.
00:59:54
Cosmic music resonating through hyperspace.
00:59:59
That is the mind, I think getting all this, be all the things.
01:00:03
And if you want to know more about this by my book.
01:00:08
But today.
01:00:10
Later.
01:00:11
Right So Strings vibrating
01:00:16
back goes back to residents
01:00:17
but also ties in to consciousness because how is how is consciousness heard.
01:00:21
Wait so let us get something to show or two shows ago.
01:00:25
So when that vibrates, when does it stop, Gary
01:00:30
Because he said he answered, and I loved your answer.
01:00:33
That's where I was going.
01:00:34
I like that you he goes on forever.
01:00:37
Goes on for a while.
01:00:39
Huh? Huh?
01:00:39
Wait, what
01:00:42
works nonstop?
01:00:44
What?
01:00:46
You can't unring a bell.
01:00:47
And what what
01:00:48
what resonates then is that just some things here and some things there.
01:00:52
So my bell, if my bell of my own
01:00:56
being rings on,
01:01:00
regardless of what happens
01:01:03
for how long.
01:01:06
Here's the thing about that.
01:01:07
You are not ringing.
01:01:10
I am.
01:01:11
I'm a vibration.
01:01:13
You want so you are ringing,
01:01:16
but you are not the ringing you produce
01:01:19
like I am not the words I am saying, but it's a reflection.
01:01:23
The words I know the words I am saying or even ever impression is the word.
01:01:27
I will send you impression.
01:01:29
Okay, I'll just wait.
01:01:31
Done.
01:01:32
Okay.
01:01:32
The words I'm saying will vibrate out forever.
01:01:35
I am not the words I am saying.
01:01:38
Oh, but
01:01:40
aren't you consciously saying those words
01:01:42
and that you're absolutely.
01:01:45
No, it is not.
01:01:48
The words are a description.
01:01:51
A description of a of an experience.
01:01:55
Is that the same as equal all year
01:01:58
as Qualia Night?
01:02:00
At this point of the experience?
01:02:02
CALLER I know, I know other I don't know anything else
01:02:06
other than my own Qualia so any description is qualia.
01:02:10
Qualia, Qualia.
01:02:13
You could have a you could have qualia about descriptions,
01:02:17
but that that's no in the words again, your own subjective experience.
01:02:22
Yeah, everything is my own subjective experience,
01:02:27
right?
01:02:27
So there's actually no direct tie with reality.
01:02:32
Well,
01:02:33
this is my interpretation of reality.
01:02:35
Okay, I guess I get what you're saying.
01:02:37
Yeah, it's an exact replication in order of someone's reading it,
01:02:42
what he's trying to say, if you're resonating or projecting
01:02:46
everything that I'm saying or every movement
01:02:49
is somehow pushing into the universe and resonating off of me,
01:02:53
If there's a receptor one year, whatever you keep saying that isn't there.
01:02:57
Things are an important pick those times, one month, one year, 10,000 years.
01:03:01
If you have an acceptable receptor that can interpret that
01:03:04
and put it back in order, you would have a representation of self.
01:03:09
I don't know how
01:03:10
would be aware of it, but somehow what if you were not saying you are?
01:03:14
But I'm saying if there was an exact impression, reflection, echo, whatever
01:03:19
you want to call it, exact is a keyword that I'm trying to stress here.
01:03:23
Wouldn't it be right what it was,
01:03:26
or at least some type of like watching a movie over again?
01:03:30
Indistinguishable, Right.
01:03:33
Right.
01:03:33
That So that's an interesting point.
01:03:36
And watching a movie.
01:03:38
Okay.
01:03:39
I didn't even want to go here today. So
01:03:43
the point you made was go to nursing home.
01:03:46
And are you going to tell people that there is no hope?
01:03:51
They're still like they're going to die and that's it.
01:03:55
You can tell them a fairy tale
01:03:57
and that might be entertaining to them, but it wouldn't be the truth.
01:04:01
And so, yes, we're next.
01:04:03
Next week we're going to go on a field trip.
01:04:05
We're going to go to some nursing homes and ruin everybody's lives.
01:04:08
But I was raised in a faith tradition that sounds like ludicrous nonsense to me.
01:04:18
The the Holy Bible is about a
01:04:22
polytheistic religion.
01:04:24
And it is.
01:04:26
And it started the biggest monotheist
01:04:29
religion on the planet Earth, which is baffling to me.
01:04:33
So one of the stories from said Bible
01:04:35
is all the prophets of Baal, you know, familiar with Baal.
01:04:39
Be AML boss. I've got I've got two of them.
01:04:42
Diana likes them dearly.
01:04:46
So there are 250.
01:04:48
I don't know, for 250 or 400.
01:04:50
But regardless, a lot hundreds of prophets of Baal
01:04:54
and they match up with the one and only prophet
01:04:59
of Yahweh.
01:05:00
And they wanted to determine once
01:05:03
and for all who is the real God.
01:05:06
So the the prophet of Yahweh
01:05:11
who is Have you God let your alter be.
01:05:15
You're not allowed to fire set fire, but
01:05:19
you have to pray to your ball and have him,
01:05:24
you know, like you fire somebody once hundreds
01:05:28
of you know, nobody can able to absorb.
01:05:32
Joe Anyways,
01:05:32
somebody needs to punch Gary for his audio and because he got it in a poke, the
01:05:38
Yeah I did You did I know and I put it up
01:05:40
so oh he's getting worse.
01:05:44
He's like completely gone. He froze.
01:05:46
You can't even hear him blip anymore.
01:05:48
Gotcha. Right.
01:05:49
You're out.
01:05:50
You're coming in. You're still just sitting.
01:05:53
A penguin takes his car to the shop, and the mechanic says
01:05:56
it'll take about an hour for him to check it.
01:05:58
While he waits,
01:05:59
the penguin goes to an ice cream shop and orders a big sun to pass the time.
01:06:03
The penguin is the cleanest eater and he Djibril covered in melted ice cream.
01:06:07
When he returns to the shop,
01:06:09
the mechanic takes one look at him and says, Looks like you blew a seal.
01:06:13
Now the penguin insists it's just ice cream.
01:06:18
I don't know why that's funny.
01:06:19
I didn't even understand.
01:06:20
I didn't even follow it at all.
01:06:22
But I laughed the entire time.
01:06:28
As soon as the bottle was rescued.
01:06:31
Perfect candidate is on the back of Jerry's car
01:06:37
and apologizes.
01:06:39
It's closed, so I love the
01:06:43
even if you're atheist.
01:06:44
So the one and only prophet
01:06:48
of yours, he took his altar, doused with water not once,
01:06:54
not twice with three times before he prayed to have Yahweh light his fire.
01:06:59
And of course, that burst into flames
01:07:02
and then the hundreds of prophets of Baal were
01:07:08
exterminated.
01:07:09
They were killed
01:07:12
on the spot.
01:07:14
And that's how Judaism
01:07:18
ended up with one guy,
01:07:21
because he used to be all the tribes of Israel had their own separate gods,
01:07:26
and then it came down to them.
01:07:28
There were only two, just like the NFL playoffs.
01:07:30
But the fix is in,
01:07:33
so that works it all back together.
01:07:36
See what I did there?
01:07:39
And basically that's ignoring.
01:07:43
You should rewrite the Bible in the context of the NFL.
01:07:48
Yes, it's all in the logo.
01:07:54
And yeah, what's a dog do in the last three years?
01:07:59
That's what a dog doing.
01:08:05
What the dog doing.
01:08:08
Well, since no one's saying anything,
01:08:10
it's a bumper stickers bumper
01:08:13
marks in the bumper stickers,
01:08:16
that's all.
01:08:17
You watch what Brady tells you to watch, motherfucker.
01:08:19
That's how this works.
01:08:22
And my child
01:08:24
is inmate of the month at county jail.
01:08:27
Don't, don't, don't read the bumper
01:08:29
stickers when you get most near to experiences around the world, talk
01:08:32
about an increased sense of spirituality after a near-death experience,
01:08:37
by which they mean roughly a sense of connectedness to other people,
01:08:41
to nature to the universe, to the scaries right there.
01:08:45
It's beautiful.
01:08:47
Building about near-death experience
01:08:50
is whether they provide proof that we survive death.
01:08:54
They don't provide proof for other people.
01:08:56
They certainly provide proof of the experience,
01:08:58
but not for the rest of us.
01:08:59
But there are some experiences that do
01:09:02
something that's at least evidence, if not proof.
01:09:05
And those are cases in which the experience your encounters,
01:09:08
this kind of beautiful fucking background, Why do they put on weight fucking paper?
01:09:12
I'd get to know.
01:09:14
So that's really fucking weird.
01:09:15
I know Jack was hospitalized
01:09:17
in his mid-twenties and he had one nurse who worked with him every day and one day.
01:09:21
She told him that
01:09:22
she was going to be taking a long weekend off
01:09:24
and there'd be other nurses substituting for her.
01:09:26
And while she was gone,
01:09:27
he had another respiratory arrest where he had to be resuscitated.
01:09:31
And during that arrest he had a near-death experience
01:09:34
in which she found himself in a beautiful pastoral scene.
01:09:37
And there, to a surprise was this nurse, Anita, walking towards him.
01:09:41
And she said, Jack, you can't stay here with me.
01:09:44
You need to go back into your body.
01:09:47
And I want you to
01:09:48
find my parents and tell them that I love them.
01:09:51
And I'm sorry I wrecked the red MGB.
01:09:54
He then woke up back in his body, in his hospital bed,
01:09:58
Tried to tell this to the first nurse who walked into his room.
01:10:01
She got very upset and left the room in a hurry.
01:10:04
It turned out that this nurse of his, Anita,
01:10:07
had taken the weekend off to celebrate her and must have been a woman
01:10:10
And I don't listen to women yelling.
01:10:11
I tell him to shut up for her 21st birthday.
01:10:15
You get a very safe parking lot or took off for drive
01:10:18
Lost control, crashed a telephone pole and died
01:10:22
just a few hours before Jack's near-death experience.
01:10:25
Women driver.
01:10:26
Now there's no way he could have known or expected that she was going to be dead.
01:10:30
And certainly no way he could have known how she died.
01:10:34
And yet he did.
01:10:35
And that seems to be evidence that something about this nurse, Anita,
01:10:40
still persisted after her death
01:10:42
and was able to communicate accurate information to Jack.
01:10:45
Does that mean we live forever?
01:10:47
Not necessarily.
01:10:48
It certainly means something about our minds
01:10:51
can survive death of the body, at least for a time.
01:10:56
Actually, every near death.
01:10:57
This can't be life that can't said, just can't be.
01:11:00
Because you even though you're
01:11:03
there's no afterlife, which would be what would happen after life.
01:11:07
And your life doesn't go on forever.
01:11:08
And there's and there's no paradox and there's no compatibility with them.
01:11:13
That means that
01:11:17
I don't know what to say
01:11:17
after that statement.
01:11:21
I know because you had to
01:11:22
go to Compatibles and I can I can explain compatible ism again.
01:11:26
Is it really? There is no paradox.
01:11:28
Grayson reminds me, best drummer in the world was all I can think about.
01:11:32
I can't.
01:11:32
Even so I just interrupted you.
01:11:34
You should just continue.
01:11:36
I've got a pair of. That's all right.
01:11:37
I mean, if you trace everything that influences you all the way back
01:11:42
to its source, it it is inevitable that you will make every decision
01:11:47
that you've made exactly the way you did if you rewound it, you would do it again
01:11:53
and that you're not culpable for your decisions.
01:11:57
It doesn't mean an agent of the multiverse
01:12:07
in other
01:12:09
minds that you have different influences.
01:12:12
Are you sure in another timelines I may still be alive?
01:12:16
There are realities revealed in movies.
01:12:18
I explain that before.
01:12:19
Spielberg has some inside insight.
01:12:23
Insight? Insights?
01:12:24
Isn't that redundant now?
01:12:27
But are there inside out sights or are there outside insights
01:12:31
that I don't think there are inside, outside, under.
01:12:34
There's inside, outside us because everybody's own servant.
01:12:41
Oh, yeah.
01:12:43
Your parents.
01:12:47
I was tempted to do another poetry reading,
01:12:50
but that does seem to be a popular segment.
01:12:55
I should have a really hardcore.
01:12:57
Go ahead, man.
01:12:58
I love poetry.
01:12:59
If you can just go ahead.
01:13:02
I haven't even looked it up. See?
01:13:04
No, I thought it was silly that like 2 minutes before the podcast
01:13:07
was going to start, I built out my monologue and started from scratch.
01:13:12
Is that what happened to the original one?
01:13:14
That you build on it
01:13:16
like you had something prepared and chose not to say it.
01:13:18
Let's do it.
01:13:20
Let's play it back.
01:13:20
Yeah I hope that old man got the tractor beam out of commission.
01:13:24
Or this could be a real short trip.
01:13:25
Okay. Oh,
01:13:28
what's it like to be dead?
01:13:31
Yeah.
01:13:31
And so back to this finish just really quick.
01:13:33
Virtually every near-death experience or that I've talked to
01:13:37
has said without any doubt in their minds,
01:13:40
that's what the white backdrop is for, to symbolize the white light
01:13:44
and they describe having existed very soon their physical bodies
01:13:50
when their physical bodies were essentially dead,
01:13:52
and yet they were feeling better than ever.
01:13:54
I don't know.
01:13:55
So usually the big think like so I follow big things like five,
01:13:58
15 years ago and then I dropped out for a while.
01:14:01
This was on the internet, but
01:14:03
social
01:14:04
media wise, but their thing was always a white background.
01:14:07
There was this flat background with the person speaking directly.
01:14:10
So you don't think about him, what he was saying?
01:14:13
I don't know. I don't.
01:14:13
That was just their gimmick.
01:14:14
It was always a flat white background, period, no matter who the hell
01:14:17
they were talking to And every big thing video we've pulled up to pull up
01:14:21
has had the only reason I have to go find a new jabber.
01:14:25
I love those
01:14:27
that was making me crack up earlier.
01:14:29
That was like hardcore laugh.
01:14:30
And just because motherfucker walked off and you just toss that in there
01:14:32
because that's what he should say, but he just kind of walked away.
01:14:36
So I like to say,
01:14:38
or he hit a button
01:14:40
just doing it for
01:14:43
some of that background was just like that, as if they had to like, show it off
01:14:47
because it does look really cool where he's at.
01:14:48
But there's got to be more like more than just the physical to explain.
01:14:55
Well, see, not like he says there's got to be.
01:14:57
See, I'm like, I think the ultimate question raised by new to this was
01:15:01
go back to his quote.
01:15:02
Hold on
01:15:04
to explain to the world than just the physical realm.
01:15:08
There's got to be more to the world than just the physical realm
01:15:11
to explain these events.
01:15:14
No, no. But
01:15:17
that's not
01:15:17
because it could be the endorphins or whatever the dopamine that's released.
01:15:21
Would you?
01:15:22
That's what do you consider the physical realm, I guess, is what I'm telling you.
01:15:26
The good feelings he's describing was probably dopamine
01:15:30
and endorphins that automatically occur
01:15:33
when you die to make, you know, pain is a warning sign.
01:15:36
If you're going to die, you know, you go into shock when you have so much pain.
01:15:38
I'm sure when you die, it's almost comforting.
01:15:41
The feeling.
01:15:41
So everything's a physical realm.
01:15:44
Then I get right. They go until it isn't.
01:15:47
Well, what you're considering, then what you're just what you're just directing it
01:15:50
towards is a spiritual world, which is not what he said at all.
01:15:54
Never said spiritual realm.
01:15:56
He just said it has to be more than physical.
01:15:58
And I disagree.
01:15:58
It doesn't have to be.
01:16:00
I think it maybe.
01:16:01
But it doesn't have to be okay.
01:16:03
I think it can't be So we know it so much.
01:16:07
You know? We know what you think.
01:16:10
I still you
01:16:12
know, I like my work there is I like the whole universe is in his eyeball.
01:16:16
That's pretty good.
01:16:17
I know. That's fucking sexy.
01:16:20
You think that's really is? I actually look like.
01:16:21
I don't know.
01:16:22
It's lurid.
01:16:23
We just said the same thing.
01:16:24
Holy shit. Boom.
01:16:26
That's why the Brady Enjoy show works so well.
01:16:30
What a dog doing.
01:16:33
I think the ultimate question raised by near-death
01:16:35
experiences is what are we as human beings?
01:16:40
Are we just physical machines?
01:16:43
Always.
01:16:44
If you were the inclusion or some amalgam of both.
01:16:46
He's asking questions fucker. I don't know the answer.
01:16:49
Okay. But.
01:16:50
But now I'm much more comfortable with not having the answers.
01:16:53
I think the important part of near death experiences is what they tell us about
01:16:57
this life we're in now that we're all interconnected,
01:17:01
that we aren't individual people, but we're part of something greater.
01:17:04
Everyone always says that it's smart.
01:17:06
Even Gary says that there was like a whole show about it.
01:17:09
Some little old lady was talking how that there's even like TikTok videos
01:17:14
that weren't really big and viral from the show called Sledge Rants.
01:17:19
You remember that we kept saying, we're all connected.
01:17:21
Remember that, Gary? What did you mean by that?
01:17:25
No, no, you don't remember.
01:17:28
We're all connected, right?
01:17:29
Yeah.
01:17:30
Let's break down,
01:17:35
you know, to pull this off.
01:17:37
But that's my next thing.
01:17:39
We are all connected.
01:17:41
We can go back to just us.
01:17:42
We don't need to roll this.
01:17:44
Who was that?
01:17:44
That was the last video was Grace and somebody.
01:17:46
I was going to switch to.
01:17:47
My Grace and somebody you were asking about.
01:17:51
What's a good drummer?
01:17:55
This guy, this little fagot,
01:17:57
what band is in what songs that he wrote?
01:18:02
Well, the song's called Caravan.
01:18:04
It's a classic, classic studio, studio musician.
01:18:08
This song was made popular by the movie Whiplash.
01:18:13
I remember that.
01:18:15
I think Travis Barker could do this easily.
01:18:18
Okay. Okay,
01:18:20
this way.
01:18:22
This here. This is your. And this is
01:18:25
like your boner.
01:18:26
This is You get a boner for this.
01:18:27
Yeah, it's technical.
01:18:29
It is What?
01:18:30
You like it? Yeah.
01:18:32
He's playing a song.
01:18:34
Perfect, Daddy.
01:18:36
I like the bottom of the tap
01:18:39
in the bottom of the cymbal.
01:18:42
A lot of drummers
01:18:43
say that he just has a bunch of tricks, so that could be true.
01:18:47
He's acting really calm. I like that.
01:18:49
I mean, he's not trying to rock drummer it out, but I, like,
01:18:51
how you just kind of like, Yeah, I'm just, you know, whatever.
01:18:55
He's, like, all over the place. Mm.
01:18:58
Yeah.
01:18:59
Effort effortless.
01:19:01
Yeah.
01:19:01
Yeah, for sure.
01:19:14
And he's.
01:19:14
Wait a minute. What?
01:19:16
You know that he's actually working his ass off.
01:19:20
I mean, to Brezhnev as fuck is going to a song.
01:19:23
This guy's really famous in
01:19:30
praise of Newsom.
01:19:34
Gavin Newsom
01:19:44
might be long.
01:19:45
Yeah, it's a long arm song.
01:19:48
If had drum.
01:19:55
So that goes for me
01:20:08
one way or the other.
01:20:11
Pressing it more like the other.
01:20:13
Like these other get more repetitive hits when you're holding like classical style
01:20:19
drum line.
01:20:19
So I don't know what the hell this is.
01:20:22
He's hitting his other stick
01:20:28
singing like in a rock
01:20:29
drummer is like this Drummer is like this.
01:20:34
When he was like switching back and forth, you get more repetitive.
01:20:37
It's when you're doing it like band Bandra.
01:20:40
So that's something
01:20:44
he explains it on one of his videos he actually plays
01:20:48
instead of just going down, he does this other thing like that
01:20:51
so he can do two and three and four
01:20:52
and five six hits just by going like that with the stick, almost like a guitar.
01:20:56
He's like,
01:20:58
It'll just barely move in his hand.
01:21:00
And when they do it,
01:21:00
it seemed like he was doing a lot with with when he was doing that.
01:21:05
Yeah.
01:21:05
So I guess yeah, when you, when you turn it,
01:21:07
when you turn it sideways like that, you can do the same thing.
01:21:10
I don't, I can't I say that's more like band drummer
01:21:13
like you know, fucking college like, like I love the style
01:21:20
big band.
01:21:21
That's what I was trying to say and the like.
01:21:23
This is more style, but I love the kind of he switch back and forth.
01:21:28
Always a fan,
01:21:32
always a fag.
01:21:33
Happy birthday, always a fladge.
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We got confetti
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we need, always a flag shirt,
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huh? That reminds me, we need we need more merch,
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I want to sell underwear with my face on it.
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Oh, there it goes. Oh, it's taper.
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Oh, the confetti.
01:22:21
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Even about that again, I had
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I prefaces before.
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If someone buys this within the next 24 hours.
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We can make it 75% off right now during the show.
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Oh, you can't see the sizes.
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That's really shitty.
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Oh, the dropdown you can't see any, but you can.
01:23:35
It comes up to six.
01:23:36
Oh, Jesus Christ. What does that even mean?
01:23:39
It means extra large times six.
01:23:42
I know, but what how do you conceptualize that?
01:23:45
Like how does a Sarah church or church these 400 woman tests?
01:23:49
There is There's a chart.
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Oh, my God.
01:23:54
Good stories.
01:23:55
I didn't mean 50%. What is it?
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No, I think that's inches. I think that's inches.
01:24:00
Oh, that's, that's a quarter.
01:24:01
Yeah. I thought that was a percent.
01:24:03
So just and hips the quarter,
01:24:06
although it's eight in a quarter.
01:24:08
What do you got.
01:24:09
Wow that's a big woman
01:24:14
right
01:24:19
now if you're active
01:24:21
and you're healthy I got nothing wrong There's nothing wrong with that. But
01:24:27
it's hard to tell because it's not rounded.
01:24:28
But I know it's do do me a favor.
01:24:32
What's half a 58?
01:24:33
Quick?
01:24:33
Anybody good with math 25, six, 27 or
01:24:39
go like
01:24:40
29 or 29, go like 29 inches it.
01:24:45
And I just want to see what half of half of her is good.
01:24:48
Nine and hold it straight.
01:24:52
Well, this wide, not tall is it.
01:24:54
Why go go compared to your width.
01:24:58
My waist is a 34, so it's like four of you
01:25:05
standing like you could literally stand next to yourself.
01:25:07
And two more of you behind you.
01:25:08
And still like literally half of half of her waist circumference.
01:25:13
Again, if you're if you're active, if you hold your left.
01:25:17
If you're active, I got I got nothing wrong with that.
01:25:21
But it seems like this thing seems she seems unhealthy and diabetic.
01:25:26
Maybe it's one of two things.
01:25:29
Either either you're not active enough or you're overconsuming calories.
01:25:34
This one.
01:25:35
All right.
01:25:35
So what about 31 inches?
01:25:37
Usually it's a combination of both.
01:25:38
But if you're actively working out
01:25:42
but you're still overly consuming calories, it's
01:25:44
you're still in a better realm than you would be if you were working out.
01:25:48
But you're you're not going to lose.
01:25:50
You need a calorie deficit.
01:25:53
Yeah.
01:25:54
Or at least as close to even as you can get.
01:25:57
So that way, if you go up a little bit or down a little bit, that's pretty much it.
01:26:01
You can't you can't have a deficit all the time
01:26:03
or you'll wither away to nothing right
01:26:06
now. I said, I mean, it depends how big you are.
01:26:09
If you ever want to over you want to
01:26:12
your input should be your output unless you're trying to lose, Right.
01:26:15
I guess your input should be your output.
01:26:18
I like that. And garbage in, garbage out.
01:26:21
I mean, calories are are what some I forget what it was,
01:26:24
but the caloric energy and how to keep
01:26:29
my output is only my output
01:26:33
my output is not my input.
01:26:36
It's like
01:26:39
one way there
01:26:43
now it was talking about like the caloric energy
01:26:45
and how you could potentially create a car that is powered off of chocolate
01:26:49
because of the amount of energy that's in sugar.
01:26:53
But it would not be obviously logical when it comes to how it operates.
01:26:58
But the number, just the power that's in a calorie,
01:27:02
a unit of energy. And when you overconsume,
01:27:05
you're over consuming and you just you store that energy.
01:27:09
I guess you think of it as fuel, like literal fuel.
01:27:13
I got schooled on going to school, the bunch of parents.
01:27:18
We were in this debate and I would walk with my kids.
01:27:21
So, so sorry.
01:27:22
I would.
01:27:23
It was great.
01:27:24
I loved raising my kids, but I would walk with my very little kids
01:27:26
when they were too little to walk by themselves.
01:27:29
And then I kind of had this little virtuous holier than thou, Look at me.
01:27:33
I'm walking. I'm walking here, you know, walking.
01:27:35
I look at it, Look what we're doing for the environment.
01:27:37
I'm getting my kids healthy and I'm saving the environment.
01:27:41
And then they started to literally show me paperwork
01:27:43
because these are the kind of friends I have and stuff.
01:27:45
They'd be like, you know, it takes your body more energy
01:27:49
for the two mile drive to the school than my car does.
01:27:52
So technically, I was more of a tax on the environment because the burger
01:27:56
that I would they compared at a burger to the 10th of a tank of gas
01:28:00
and the cost on the environment for that burger was more interesting
01:28:03
to fuel my body to walk the two miles the mile there in the mile back
01:28:07
than it was for them to drive their car.
01:28:09
That small distance is.
01:28:10
I don't know if I believe that fully because of you.
01:28:13
You kind of broke that down.
01:28:14
I'm sure there's a mathematical or science to it, but
01:28:18
I don't I don't go for a walk.
01:28:20
I drive about 4 hours and then eat a fucking burger.
01:28:23
I know, I know. Every two miles I walk.
01:28:25
You know, they, they showed me for an average man
01:28:29
the amount of calories walking at a regular pace.
01:28:32
Plus the two kids they were walking to.
01:28:34
So all three of us need to be fed in order to walk there
01:28:38
and just I don't know what to say.
01:28:39
It was $4 for the hamburger.
01:28:41
I worked seven miles at six blocks,
01:28:44
several miles without eating a thing, $6 a gallon.
01:28:47
It's only going to take me less than a dollar gas to get there.
01:28:51
So the car is less less of an environmental.
01:28:54
I don't know that you need to phrase that a different way.
01:28:56
If that's true, that needs to be phrased
01:28:58
a different way for me, because I don't I don't it logically in my head,
01:29:02
I think in a perfect world, a utopian quality,
01:29:06
every every two miles you walk, someone just hand you a burger.
01:29:10
I'm like, Well, yeah, that's how you get fat.
01:29:12
There you go.
01:29:13
Well, how far ahead of the burger?
01:29:16
It's how it makes you feel inside when you eat it.
01:29:19
Whatever.
01:29:19
Before he was molesting children and only passing around child porn.
01:29:23
How how far did Jared walk before he ate a Subway sandwich?
01:29:26
Sam? Oh, yeah.
01:29:28
I think it was like three miles, four miles.
01:29:30
Doesn't know it was £60.
01:29:34
Well,
01:29:36
he gained a life in prison
01:29:41
as far as death row.
01:29:44
He should.
01:29:44
Should be, to be honest, my opinion.
01:29:47
But yeah, it is.
01:29:50
That's your that's your qualia.
01:29:51
Is your perception of.
01:29:55
Yeah. Food. Right.
01:29:56
So I walk five miles.
01:29:59
I don't I don't need to eat a burger.
01:30:01
I might not even be hungry after that.
01:30:03
And that's I love this topic.
01:30:06
Address.
01:30:06
Are you familiar with Cheeseburger in Kaysville
01:30:10
1.5 miles each day,
01:30:12
so Kaysville fills the bastard side.
01:30:14
It's it's nice but it's we're all it's worse.
01:30:17
We we got plastic flamingos all over the world the to where the
01:30:23
the I've got a Hawaiian shirt so I can go walk
01:30:26
but you walk through downtown Kaysville during the cheeseburger festival.
01:30:31
It's a Warren Buffett thing from Cheeseburger in Paradise.
01:30:35
Cheeseburger in Kaysville.
01:30:36
Warren Buffet and Jimmy Buffet.
01:30:40
Yeah.
01:30:41
So the buffet,
01:30:44
you know, they're brothers.
01:30:46
I like,
01:30:49
you know, they're not
01:30:52
they look so they're brothers.
01:30:53
They look so similar to you guys.
01:30:54
Back to Warren Buffett.
01:30:58
So it's all financed by Warren Buffett.
01:31:00
Jimmy Buffett.
01:31:02
But I could walk.
01:31:05
I know
01:31:07
I can be dead.
01:31:09
And they both did anyway.
01:31:10
I hope so.
01:31:12
But just the walk from the park
01:31:15
to the fire department, I was able to get two burgers.
01:31:21
So like every few blocks I was able to.
01:31:23
Yeah, that's it. A fucking get another person. What were the.
01:31:26
The thing is buy my fucking cheeseburger.
01:31:29
And so there's several different venues that are going buy my cheeseburger.
01:31:32
There's nothing uniquely special, but there is breaking news.
01:31:35
Apparently Warren Buffett and Jimmy Buffett are
01:31:44
breaking news.
01:31:45
Warren Buffett and Jimmy
01:31:46
Buffett engineer Buffett are both that they were in the same car.
01:31:50
Okay. Lovers.
01:31:52
Of course they were.
01:31:54
Of course they were.
01:31:57
They were in the same car.
01:31:58
Car road had what I enjoyable say accident.
01:32:05
Yeah oh 60
01:32:11
speaking with the thumb which is not up north speaking of buffets
01:32:14
my my first favorite buffet ever was at Earl's restaurant in Harbor Beach.
01:32:19
Not there anymore. This one is dead.
01:32:22
Burned down.
01:32:23
Come here.
01:32:23
A bunch of fishermen went in there
01:32:25
and ate them out of a lot of money, of crab legs before that.
01:32:29
I've gone there over the years because they had all you can eat
01:32:31
crab legs on Fridays and Saturday nights for like 1499.
01:32:35
Ridiculous.
01:32:37
My second favorite buffet was at the Casino
01:32:40
Hollywood Casino in Toledo, which had all you can eat
01:32:43
crab legs on Saturday nights, but it was $40 a person still worth it
01:32:50
that died during COVID
01:32:51
and now it's fucking barstool.
01:32:55
But again, as I mentioned in a previous episode,
01:32:58
Sue Jean, I think it was her name,
01:33:00
Malaysian lady who works at the Hollywood Casino in Toledo.
01:33:04
You can a lot of free play there now because they changed all their shit up.
01:33:07
They got a lot of different shit going on.
01:33:09
So I think we got $50 free free pay
01:33:12
for doing a couple very things.
01:33:14
You sign up to their for their app or whatever you get X amount your first
01:33:19
whatever and end of story.
01:33:20
I'm done talking about that. That's a boring topic,
01:33:23
but that is my qualia about it.
01:33:26
Qualia How does it make you feel Quality?
01:33:29
Clearly I put them on songs of Jay-Z.
01:33:34
Sorry, that's a Kanye West.
01:33:35
So the quality of feels just completely unnecessary to me.
01:33:41
Talib Kweli.
01:33:43
Kweli You
01:33:45
like a term that doesn't need to exist.
01:33:48
Just really it's confusing to me.
01:33:50
If I'm going through life and somebody stops to tell me that's
01:33:53
their qualia of anything, tries to express it to me,
01:33:58
I don't care what shit your perception, right?
01:34:00
Your perception, your experience. My, my
01:34:03
yeah, this is my perception.
01:34:05
I say it doesn't matter.
01:34:06
This is how I feel about this is my experience.
01:34:08
I'm saying it's not going to matter
01:34:09
now or in eight months or ten years or 10,000 years.
01:34:13
Right?
01:34:13
Is it that goes on. Right.
01:34:17
Well, so
01:34:19
how much does it differ of just
01:34:21
so you're like, is it really that like markedly different
01:34:25
than somebody else's when it comes to. Yes.
01:34:29
Is it really I
01:34:30
mean, I get I get that we like shit.
01:34:33
I don't like spicy shit.
01:34:35
So if I eat spicy shit, I'm not going to like it.
01:34:37
Somebody else might eat spicy shit and like it regardless.
01:34:40
Our qualia of it is the same thing.
01:34:43
It's the same spice.
01:34:44
We're hitting it at the same time, same hotness.
01:34:46
No, we just having
01:34:48
a normal quality of music.
01:34:51
Once you start over, then you're not getting that.
01:34:54
Okay,
01:34:57
opening up.
01:34:58
You go back.
01:35:01
But so if you can explain it,
01:35:02
the reason I chose that,
01:35:06
the reason I chose Qualia is because it is so very subjective
01:35:09
and it's not even the the link
01:35:13
to objective reality is so tenuous.
01:35:16
I would just add
01:35:19
again, played to refute that for fun. I
01:35:24
we have the same
01:35:24
type of taste, but like my taste buds are no different than your taste buds.
01:35:29
The same chemicals create the same
01:35:31
like when they tell you to smell for smoke like you.
01:35:35
It's the same smell.
01:35:36
It's like you're smelling a different smell than I am.
01:35:39
Like, Oh my God, there was a fire.
01:35:40
I didn't know because I was smelling strawberries.
01:35:43
But it's when those strawberries take you back to that moment
01:35:46
when you were four years old
01:35:47
and something that Gary didn't experience is slightly different.
01:35:50
That's right.
01:35:52
Know in identical circumstances
01:35:55
we would we could feel much differently.
01:35:58
I hate strawberries.
01:36:00
I everything.
01:36:01
That's why I don't have quite.
01:36:05
Why do you hate poppies?
01:36:06
The secret is I'm angry all the time.
01:36:10
Oh, that was a good marvel.
01:36:12
Quote.
01:36:14
It was I hate Marvel, I hate the Marvel movies.
01:36:17
I take those I like.
01:36:18
Is that quality you like?
01:36:19
Oh Because I don't know the Marvel quote, but if I saw the movie, then my quality
01:36:23
would be on par with your guys. Qualia.
01:36:24
Is that like, yes, if you have a different know.
01:36:28
So that's a great No, wait, that's a great point because experience
01:36:32
has a lot to do with Qualia if we have a shared experience.
01:36:36
What you're saying, like if you're both into Marvel, then you're quail Qualia.
01:36:39
But this category, nobody's quality or should ever be the same.
01:36:43
So when he said that incorrectly, everything Gary says may not be
01:36:46
correct is similar, but not like the T exact.
01:36:50
I guess. Like
01:36:52
you said, you might have a little bit more enjoyment here.
01:36:54
We're seeing right now all you heard was what?
01:36:56
I just may not be correct.
01:36:59
Does that mean he can't be possibly true?
01:37:01
Because I'm always correct.
01:37:03
Oh, always. Right. Right.
01:37:06
You were wrong.
01:37:07
Do you know what that means, though?
01:37:08
You're always.
01:37:11
If I find out that
01:37:12
I have been mistaken, I correct it.
01:37:16
And then I am right.
01:37:17
Which makes me right is still right.
01:37:20
You have a lot or whatever.
01:37:22
So the reason there's a lot of correction.
01:37:24
Yeah. In your afterlife.
01:37:25
One is the little bit will be it'll be a little bit late.
01:37:29
Is there a second podcast or the missing out on that.
01:37:31
It's Gary's corrections that follow up this podcast every week.
01:37:34
The Mandela effect. Yeah. Yeah.
01:37:36
It's called the Brady and Rorschach.
01:37:38
Hey man, don't know.
01:37:40
I'm a big fan.
01:37:41
I've been watching it religiously.
01:37:47
I think I'm the only person who watches it.
01:37:49
Remember that time the Lions won the Super Bowl?
01:37:52
No, no.
01:37:53
They're going to lose to the Baltimore Ravens.
01:37:56
Why would you bet on it that the wrong thing.
01:38:01
There's nobody have there's no Honolulu's against the Lions.
01:38:06
Yes, Hello.
01:38:09
Now we're just talking to.
01:38:10
We can't hear you.
01:38:12
There's no Honolulu, but we can't hear you.
01:38:14
We're talking audio.
01:38:15
I'm sorry.
01:38:16
There's no lions blue on the logo.
01:38:19
There are 40 Niners and Ravens colors.
01:38:22
So that's who it's going to be.
01:38:24
Oh, no.
01:38:25
4134 lions over San Francisco.
01:38:30
There was a was that we were talking about earlier
01:38:32
the post Malone thing was a news broadcast because I swear there was like something
01:38:36
about a news broadcast that said some random shooting ahead of time.
01:38:41
Yeah, it said the two teams that were playing in the Super Bowl
01:38:44
that hasn't been determined yet.
01:38:46
Every single
01:38:48
turnaround has a trick, you know, if they flip it,
01:38:52
but their if there is no after a long
01:38:55
day, it's all determined is everything.
01:38:58
Do you think shit's predetermined?
01:39:00
Is there a predetermination of no, just determined?
01:39:04
Well, then that would mean free will exists or doesn't exist.
01:39:07
Some kind of compatible is compatible is the shot. No.
01:39:13
And all of them.
01:39:15
And Blizzard.
01:39:16
You can't explain away.
01:39:18
You can't it once you get to a level
01:39:22
once you to the level of paradox with it
01:39:25
you cannot explain a paradox away and then relabel it.
01:39:33
Okay can you either have a paradox or you don't have a paradox?
01:39:39
Do you have a pair?
01:39:39
If you have two paradox, that would be for dogs.
01:39:44
Thank you.
01:39:46
You were thinking if
01:39:48
somebody was thinking it.
01:39:52
Oh, shoot, I can see draws back.
01:39:56
Are you talking about four dogs?
01:39:58
He draws bad Stalking dogging is actually insertion
01:40:02
of one man's glands into another's.
01:40:06
Do I again only go is doing other sports foreskin?
01:40:12
Yeah,
01:40:14
that is the definition of ducking.
01:40:16
Oh, so I think Hutch.
01:40:20
Hutch passed away from Starsky and Hutch.
01:40:23
No, Owen Wilson.
01:40:25
He's dead.
01:40:26
No, no, I'm from the movie.
01:40:27
That's from the roommate.
01:40:30
He wasn't. He was 80.
01:40:31
It wasn't that tragic.
01:40:32
He was 80. That was the joke, motherfucker.
01:40:36
I don't even know if he was Starsky Hutch.
01:40:38
What was the other one? Stiffler.
01:40:40
He had blond hair. Good.
01:40:42
Was he still breaking news?
01:40:45
I don't know which one was which, but it was Owen Wilson and stuff.
01:40:47
Stuff? What are you going to
01:40:50
trust in?
01:40:53
Stiffler.
01:40:54
His mom is dead
01:40:56
to this guy. Looks like Stiffler.
01:40:58
He just died.
01:40:59
Owen Wilson and or Stiffler is the only fucking.
01:41:02
Does that happen?
01:41:03
When was that taken?
01:41:04
Who is that?
01:41:07
Oh, man. 73.
01:41:09
The two four. Age 50. He's not that old and young.
01:41:12
No, no, that's not the guy that died. I just. I was just screaming.
01:41:14
Why were you looking at this son of a bitch?
01:41:16
I'm looking at everyone who died, man.
01:41:17
It's just checking them out.
01:41:19
Think he's hot, making sure that old lady hold on and go back to that.
01:41:22
What is that?
01:41:22
Is that a woman who.
01:41:24
I'm making sure I'm not on there?
01:41:26
That a woman or a dude?
01:41:28
That's Bill Hays. They give it's called the woman or dude.
01:41:31
You know what?
01:41:32
It could be like a frog,
01:41:35
but we need a new segment.
01:41:37
It's called Woman or Dude.
01:41:39
There's another one. I love the good one.
01:41:41
Women are dude, This one down right in the desert.
01:41:44
And we're going back.
01:41:45
We're playing again. Yes. Enjoy it.
01:41:46
Is this God?
01:41:48
Women are.
01:41:48
Do you?
01:41:49
It's just the picture on the left
01:41:50
I might sway towards dude, but since there's also the accompanying
01:41:53
one on the right, I'm going to sway towards check.
01:41:56
It's kind of stable, dude.
01:41:57
I see like lots of armpit hair, which doesn't mean it's the right down
01:42:00
to segment woman or dude.
01:42:05
I don't think it's just the gender game.
01:42:09
It that's.
01:42:11
Oh, that's.
01:42:12
Yeah that's a drummer. That's a drummer from Scorpions.
01:42:16
Oh no kidding.
01:42:19
You Scorpions.
01:42:21
I think there's scorpions.
01:42:25
They usually do that shit
01:42:26
on more than the winds of change.
01:42:32
If I make a little smile,
01:42:33
which is a good song, my Kid Rock, huh?
01:42:37
Thanks for that tour. Who?
01:42:42
So part of the song, What they're doing,
01:42:48
I don't know.
01:42:49
But the thing I was giving you had last week.
01:42:52
Whoa. That thing.
01:42:53
That thing has a name.
01:42:56
Yeah. Bo.
01:42:57
Then what is it, Brady?
01:42:59
Oh, knows
01:43:02
Bono.
01:43:02
You're actually Bono's.
01:43:04
Everything is other dogs.
01:43:06
Yours is like, is this like your last dog's name
01:43:09
where you call it something that wasn't anywhere?
01:43:11
Its actual name
01:43:15
last time it was a rescue,
01:43:16
came with the name Sam and I.
01:43:20
When you adopt someone, you kind of change their name.
01:43:23
I tend to Platzer.
01:43:25
Yeah, cause Sam was such a lame name for a dog.
01:43:27
That's reason
01:43:30
you don't give people names to dogs.
01:43:32
That's stupid.
01:43:34
Yeah, I know for sure. Okay.
01:43:36
I never knew that, to be honest. I thought.
01:43:38
I thought it was always just like Bonnie decided to call it Sam,
01:43:41
and you weren't cool with it, so you named it your own name.
01:43:44
Do you know? I just never know.
01:43:46
It was two years old.
01:43:47
I didn't want to offend Bonnie.
01:43:49
Stupid called because you can called I would ever want.
01:43:52
Who really gives a fuck?
01:43:53
But family abandoned it.
01:43:56
He had tangled up for it was bad news in bad shape only got two
01:44:00
So what about those other brothers died My my favorite dog of my entire lifetime
01:44:05
was the previous dog that my parents had because it was also and I
01:44:11
think the dog's name was Lucy.
01:44:14
And. But the older Lucy.
01:44:18
No, the reason it was named Lucy is because my mom was a big fan
01:44:21
of I Love Lucy, which is a television character.
01:44:24
So the dog was named after a television character.
01:44:26
Is that
01:44:28
better, that exact acceptable since it is a human name?
01:44:32
No, no.
01:44:34
That is named after actually, when all I thought about was the dog's
01:44:38
loose asshole.
01:44:39
When you said Lucy, I was like, Oh, I know you can't leave.
01:44:41
Would you think that because it shows you no one else thought that no one should
01:44:47
to watch dogs home?
01:44:51
I've never considered that kindness.
01:44:52
Or what about this term loosey goosey?
01:44:54
Where does the term loosey goosey come from?
01:44:56
No, no, no. Change the subject. No Change the subject.
01:44:59
No uses you you fucking goose is too loosey
01:45:02
goosey has to do with balloons to a loose goose and a loose loosey goosey.
01:45:07
I should have never brought up that zoo for the most part, no.
01:45:11
I guess loose like a loose woman.
01:45:14
Her name isn't Lucy, is it? No.
01:45:17
No, l you see why.
01:45:20
But the character is played by a woman named Lucille Ball.
01:45:24
Yeah, but it was a character until
01:45:28
I had an always the last candidate
01:45:30
My vacation was was canceled.
01:45:33
We had a plan to stop there at the Lucille Ball Museum.
01:45:38
Was that it?
01:45:39
Oh, again, Somewhere near Buffalo.
01:45:44
Buffalo lost their playoff game.
01:45:47
Oh, no, no.
01:45:52
The mother of the gods, Zeus, also had a father.
01:45:55
Kronos.
01:45:57
Did you know all?
01:46:00
And Yahweh shared A father has been with Al.
01:46:06
Now, that was Superman's father,
01:46:10
Yahweh.
01:46:10
And no, it was Kal-El, the various
01:46:14
colors of a coal, you know, way.
01:46:17
When you said the Colbert Report, I ran into a random fucking clip of his
01:46:21
because I've been ripping some DVDs and shit to digital and I ran across some.
01:46:26
I used to love The Colbert Report and the use of the segment.
01:46:29
Yeah, way or no way, which was pretty funny.
01:46:31
But he everything he used to do was funny about the NBC or ABC.
01:46:36
Whatever reason, he turned to a completely different person.
01:46:39
Everything he used to do was running
01:46:42
guys.
01:46:43
I got both of his books back here when he was on the Cold War, so good
01:46:48
luck and we're very lucky man.
01:46:50
His whole political stance changed. I'm like, You didn't understand?
01:46:53
The whole thing was a caricature of like a conservative Republican.
01:46:56
And they're like, Oh, look, the thing
01:46:59
was, is it the same thing with The Daily Show?
01:47:02
They complemented each other, number one,
01:47:04
but they weren't necessarily like it was definitely spun off from that.
01:47:08
But yeah, for sure but you don't you
01:47:12
they didn't just stick to one.
01:47:15
They they kind of everybody they kind of did.
01:47:19
I heard some shit yes and no but they complement each other, number one.
01:47:22
But they didn't necessarily ride hard one line and called it a fucking day
01:47:26
they pointed out the absurdities in the news Like it.
01:47:31
I don't know.
01:47:32
Yeah.
01:47:33
I started to like The Daily Show more than the Colbert
01:47:36
after a little while, but I visually initially liked The Daily Show.
01:47:40
Watch The Colbert Report, liked it more,
01:47:43
and then at a certain point, I swayed back to The Daily Show.
01:47:46
But then when everything broke down and all just went to shit,
01:47:50
Yeah, pretty much all shows went to shit.
01:47:53
I think we went over that to know when you were I
01:47:57
they were still frequenting Garry's
01:48:00
pretty frequently when Colbert went to
01:48:04
his regular late night gig.
01:48:08
And I was excited at first.
01:48:11
And, you know, I don't know.
01:48:12
I think we just we turned it on, but it never was.
01:48:15
We were just playing motorcycles.
01:48:16
But yeah, I will.
01:48:18
Late night.
01:48:19
I think Fallon was new at the time, too, which I was always a fan of.
01:48:22
Fallon on Saturday night Live.
01:48:24
I feel like he's done the best transition to a late night host because he does.
01:48:30
He's always been kind of just goofy, funny, likes playing dumb games and also
01:48:35
more vanilla politics, I think.
01:48:37
I think he tries to stay away from just that very specific hard line, but
01:48:42
I think he has to
01:48:44
you know that network citizen. Yeah.
01:48:46
So I've heard stories about because I didn't really pay attention
01:48:49
to what they were saying, like Colbert when he first went to
01:48:53
that job that it just was dwindling audience audience
01:48:58
until he started ripping on Trump and then just
01:49:03
the controversy of Trump and all that shit just started tipping up.
01:49:07
And so all the late night shit started following that same trend,
01:49:12
which is just weird.
01:49:14
You can, huh?
01:49:15
Oh, fuck. Yeah. Yeah.
01:49:17
Is it hard being a fan
01:49:19
like that? Shit.
01:49:21
How many lion shirts do you have on your own?
01:49:23
Spend that over your head before you take it off.
01:49:25
Come on. You're going to like, whip it. Throw it in the throat.
01:49:29
Whip up and rub it up.
01:49:31
Knock it down.
01:49:33
It's like from my arms and fire.
01:49:38
Put it up.
01:49:40
That's something.
01:49:43
What's on the front?
01:49:45
Is it a dragon?
01:49:47
A dragon?
01:49:48
Regan, It's not a lion. Ah, So you.
01:49:51
I thought you looked like a jumbled mess.
01:49:53
You impress the shit out of me
01:49:54
when I thought you took off the lion shirt and had on a lion shirt.
01:49:58
Oh, shit.
01:49:59
Yeah, that was hilarious.
01:50:01
But he's never even.
01:50:03
He's never even watched the Lions game before.
01:50:06
I didn't even think of it and then made me think of it.
01:50:09
And you disappointed me. Something I didn't even know.
01:50:11
You look like Bubba Watson under that shirt.
01:50:18
Me? I got a thermal.
01:50:21
Oh, yeah.
01:50:25
No, I mean, not sure what I was saying or doing with that.
01:50:29
I just thought maybe there was another lions shirt on
01:50:34
raw. Go to my video.
01:50:38
The roar has been restored.
01:50:40
So we're going to go back to the point I was making earlier.
01:50:44
That's not it.
01:50:45
I just gave I think that's all the phone numbers.
01:50:48
That's great.
01:50:50
Well,
01:50:53
what's the baby like?
01:50:54
Three, three, five?
01:50:56
I tried to call in my tweet.
01:50:58
I tried to call.
01:51:02
How'd that go?
01:51:02
We answered
01:51:04
every you know, it's
01:51:06
a great way to listen to the radio show.
01:51:09
I could just listen.
01:51:11
I finally figured about how to do it.
01:51:13
So if you call it, I could.
01:51:15
I know how to do it now.
01:51:16
So please, please wait.
01:51:19
There were some times when we used to have to do that
01:51:21
you'd call in
01:51:21
to the radio station to hear the sports game live through the phone call,
01:51:25
or because the whole segment would play the game live.
01:51:29
Right.
01:51:29
And when they go ahead like that,
01:51:31
you just go, no, keep me on hold because I just want to hear the game.
01:51:34
And they keep you on hold.
01:51:36
Yeah, that she was the shit.
01:51:37
I forget what that was one of the sports stations that
01:51:41
very dear fan.
01:51:43
Yeah.
01:51:43
If you didn't have if you didn't have
01:51:46
access to a FM radio signal, you could just call their shit
01:51:49
and tell them
01:51:51
whatever, but I'm going to drop this shit.
01:51:52
So this is going off of what I was kind of presenting earlier.
01:51:55
So going back to the good stuff and the mind
01:51:59
and consciousness and equality of Qualia.
01:52:03
Unless you're working in a hospice only person there that you've taken
01:52:06
a liking to is a former merchant marine who's dying of stomach cancer.
01:52:09
Let's call him Ron.
01:52:10
One day you're sitting at his bedside
01:52:13
and suddenly you feel like, I'll be right back.
01:52:15
I have to go find a new job, or if you're somehow out of your body.
01:52:18
But guess what?
01:52:18
There's another ghostly body floating in the air.
01:52:21
It's Ron, and he looks at you and smiles.
01:52:22
He looks very content indeed, as if trying to tell
01:52:25
that he's A-OK with walking out and getting a new room in the afterlife.
01:52:28
Suddenly you feel yourself dropped as if your soul has joined your body again.
01:52:32
On the bed next to you is Ron.
01:52:33
He takes a few more breaths and dies the end.
01:52:36
Okay, so we know some of your viewers occasionally allude to the possibility
01:52:38
of infographics show writers
01:52:40
ingesting large amounts of hallucinogens and then writing a story.
01:52:43
And that's because some of our tales are quite out.
01:52:45
Today is about as far out as it gets.
01:52:47
And when this is finished, you might very well
01:52:49
think differently about your life and death.
01:52:51
Ron was real.
01:52:51
Well, according to William Peters,
01:52:53
the man who was volunteering at a hospice when his soul left his body.
01:52:56
As you can imagine, William was a bit freaked out by what happened,
01:52:59
as anyone would be.
01:53:00
He talked to his friends about it and was like, Dude, I left my body today
01:53:03
and his friends were like, Dude, go easy on the ketamine.
01:53:05
But William knew that he'd experienced something earth shattering,
01:53:08
and so he started to research the matter.
01:53:09
It was no small deal.
01:53:11
Of course,
01:53:11
if that's true, then science needs to do some explaining
01:53:13
and atheists might want to start revisiting their convictions.
01:53:16
What William found out was that what he'd experienced
01:53:18
was something that other people have experience,
01:53:20
and the term for it is shared death experience.
01:53:22
Before we talk about people who've seen incredibly mind blowing things
01:53:25
after they died and came back, let's first look into shared near-death experiences.
01:53:29
First, you need to know that the term was coined by a guy named Raymond Moody.
01:53:33
He spent two decades researching what happens the other side,
01:53:35
and during his research,
01:53:36
he realized that quite a few folks walked down tunnels toward a bright light.
01:53:41
Yes, father fucking.
01:53:43
And what was
01:53:47
all role play, that spiritual being that put the fuck in the bucket?
01:53:50
Raymond said he never quite bought the idea.
01:53:53
He certainly realized quite a few folks walked down tunnels toward a bright light.
01:53:56
Some people meet other spiritual beings just before they kick the bucket.
01:53:59
Raymond said he never quite got the idea of near-death experiences
01:54:03
being the consequence of something called anoxia,
01:54:05
a lack of oxygen in the brain that leads to tripping out for a few seconds.
01:54:08
He said that it's unlikely. And how do you explain people
01:54:10
who are perfectly healthy doing a jig with a dying?
01:54:12
We don't have that opinion in shared death experiences
01:54:15
because the bystanders aren't or injured,
01:54:17
and yet they experience the same kind of things, said Raymond in an interview.
01:54:20
We should add here that most near-death experiences are different from built
01:54:23
in that people dream of the person dying,
01:54:25
and when they wake, that person in the dream is dead.
01:54:27
This has happened a lot.
01:54:28
It happened to the American artist health only occurring.
01:54:30
This is what she said.
01:54:31
I open the window in the snow, started to come through my body,
01:54:34
transforming into points of light that bloomed into these intricate snow
01:54:37
blossoms.
01:54:37
I heard my mom's voice talking to me and I was filled
01:54:39
with a very profound sense of well-being and love.
01:54:41
I woke up weeping, my face covered in tears.
01:54:44
A few hours later, her sister called to tell her her mom was dead.
01:54:47
Do a bit of research and you can find stories like this all over the web.
01:54:50
Okay, so now the skeptics take the floor and grab them.
01:54:52
Ladies and gentlemen, they say there's nothing to see here.
01:54:55
Don't rush back to church too fast and put a hold on
01:54:57
that paranormal club membership payment.
01:54:58
They say the reason this happens and we agree it happens
01:55:01
is just because they're traumatized now they have oxygen,
01:55:03
it's getting to their brain or they're affected by medicine
01:55:05
or they're simply dreaming.
01:55:06
All these things can do strange things to the mind,
01:55:09
really equipped the folks that experience this.
01:55:11
Your scientific explanation
01:55:12
for Ron floating in the air and people dying in dreams with their loved ones,
01:55:15
That grief did it. Hmm.
01:55:16
It sounds to me that because science can explain this phenomenon,
01:55:19
you're just blaming temporary madness or a brain that isn't working right.
01:55:22
That's too easy. It's a copout. Back to Raymond Moody.
01:55:24
He went on to obtain a Ph.D.
01:55:26
in psychology and become a forensic psychiatrist and philosopher.
01:55:29
He was an academic, and later he became a writer,
01:55:31
a writer who wrote a lot about deathbed experiences.
01:55:33
He wrote a book about this life after life, and in it he details scores
01:55:37
of cases where folks were clinically dead but went on a bit of a John.
01:55:40
Raymond also believes in past lives, having had nine of them himself.
01:55:43
Have you ever?
01:55:45
So just a pause right there and we'll continue further.
01:55:48
What do you do you have any comment on that so far? You're.
01:55:53
Yes, that's lives.
01:55:57
What does that even mean?
01:55:58
Oh, no, You just picked up on that last thing
01:56:01
that he just said and you're going to review
01:56:02
that you missed the whole other like 4 minutes and 5 seconds.
01:56:07
He's a ten and he had nine before ten
01:56:09
in order to wake.
01:56:14
And then then you're going to have explain
01:56:15
that before
01:56:21
this shared experience.
01:56:23
Once you get past that weird there are weird anomalies
01:56:27
that people have reported.
01:56:34
Dressler I said before,
01:56:35
you said I picked up on the last thing he said,
01:56:40
which was walking down a tunnel towards a light.
01:56:44
It was 4 minutes, which I said before.
01:56:47
It said, I'm on the last week of the bed.
01:56:49
And it was one of the first things that he said.
01:56:52
But regardless,
01:56:54
what is the one thing that people
01:56:57
who are dying share in common
01:57:01
is that regardless or irregardless death, death is the one thing that
01:57:06
death is one thing that death is
01:57:09
the one thing they share
01:57:13
in a life threatening situation.
01:57:14
You end up on an operating table with a bright light above you.
01:57:19
Yeah, but what if you're right?
01:57:21
But like again, this guy wrote
01:57:24
an entire book about instances
01:57:27
of real life, instances of people not even just being in the same vicinity.
01:57:32
Like you don't even know that the person is going to be dead.
01:57:35
But they have this weird premonition.
01:57:36
Or this weird is that just them feeling their vibrations?
01:57:40
Are they just feeling the vibration from afar?
01:57:43
Their death vibrations could be an afterthought.
01:57:46
Completely wrong.
01:57:47
Probably. Like I dream about my family.
01:57:50
And then if they were to die, I'd be like, Oh my God,
01:57:52
I just frightened about them last night or two nights ago or four nights ago.
01:57:55
And then by the time
01:57:56
I tell the story to the news, it had been 4 hours before she died.
01:57:59
Yeah, but there's a lot of weird
01:58:02
there's a lot of weird stories of the shared
01:58:05
death experiences and the light story.
01:58:08
There are people that have the light story that we're not in a hospital
01:58:10
or anywhere near an operating room.
01:58:13
I don't I don't believe that
01:58:15
afterlife, but my cousin is my cousin.
01:58:18
There's one of them that had an out-of-body, an
01:58:22
experience that he can't quite explain.
01:58:24
Some picked him up and out of his body to an area.
01:58:27
Yeah, that the one that was shot.
01:58:29
The exact experience out of other people.
01:58:32
He said that he felt like something picked them up and kind of carried him to
01:58:35
where he could potentially have been saw and was just luckily saw.
01:58:39
And he recalls
01:58:42
seeing himself laying on the gurney
01:58:46
and looking down at himself in his spirit.
01:58:50
Who's Gurney? This is an important part of the story.
01:58:52
If he was laying on him,
01:58:55
oh, a gurney, somebody name, it's a terrible fucking name.
01:58:58
If you name your kid gurney, you can go for the terrible joke.
01:59:02
The gurney.
01:59:03
That's that's the Gary. That's what Gary's name is. In.
01:59:06
The bottom corner of his screen is pronounced Gurney.
01:59:08
Gurney here.
01:59:09
This is a D for r1g for how long
01:59:14
before I was like R2-D2
01:59:17
from that?
01:59:19
This was awesome.
01:59:20
He sounded just like R2-D2.
01:59:22
That's.
01:59:23
You remember
01:59:26
telling it?
01:59:27
That's your watch or our 10g for our nation.
01:59:33
Is it a question or is it a statement?
01:59:35
G for r1g for r one error, one
01:59:42
defer, one
01:59:44
for the froni
01:59:47
froni
01:59:49
go and he is pronounced only one froni,
01:59:55
I can tell you looking for one.
02:00:00
I'm the guy from
02:00:02
okay, well, these past lives having I am prepared for talks about deja vu.
02:00:07
Well, that might be because you had a past life according women.
02:00:10
Anyway, he started writing the book after speaking to a psychiatrist named Dr.
02:00:13
George Ritchie. George, now
02:00:14
Dead, explains that when he was 20, he died for nine and a bit minutes.
02:00:18
He was pronounced dead twice by the doctor.
02:00:19
But the stubborn man didn't give up the ghost.
02:00:21
He came back to life eventually, but only after he got a Pulp Fiction esque
02:00:24
stab in the heart with adrenaline.
02:00:26
So what happened during those 9 minutes?
02:00:28
Well, believe it or not, he claims to have met this guy
02:00:30
that stars in some thriller book called The Bible.
02:00:32
Yeah, he came face to face with Jesus Christ
02:00:35
on a journey
02:00:36
from space and time, which was a bit of a trip
02:00:38
because there were all kinds of dimensions.
02:00:39
He didn't. What is it at all?
02:00:43
The doorway.
02:00:43
There's nothing you walk through, and they're like,
02:00:46
They're just looking for a directly here.
02:00:49
But overall, the validity of this experience,
02:00:53
they said he was American and Christian, so isn't it just perfect?
02:00:56
J.C. rules the universe by Buddha.
02:00:58
Original thought.
02:00:59
Imagine 9 minutes hanging out with Thor.
02:01:01
How cool would that be?
02:01:02
Okay, back to being serious.
02:01:04
Raymond, still alive and kicking, included over 150 cases of near-death
02:01:07
experiences in his book.
02:01:08
This book, by the way, has sold over 13 million copies,
02:01:11
is kind of the Bible of NDEs.
02:01:13
This is the lowdown on them. Many folks feel peace released.
02:01:16
Being dead is like being on Mowgli. People tend to feel ecstatic.
02:01:19
Many of them come out of their bodies and go someplace.
02:01:21
Many walked down a dark tunnel and for some folks
02:01:23
there's a bright light at the end of that tunnel.
02:01:24
Some others meet another being just like George met the son of God.
02:01:27
Some go back to their past and others visit a land of sheer beauty.
02:01:29
We should say that Raymond said he had his own NDE
02:01:31
after he tried to take some life.
02:01:33
Empiricists don't believe a word of it, but rather they don't deny
02:01:36
Those people had that wonderful experience.
02:01:38
But they say it has nothing to do with an afterlife.
02:01:39
Listen on. You can tell us what you think about this.
02:01:41
Maybe some things just can't be scientifically explained.
02:01:44
Perhaps that's what the society psychical research in London believed in the 1800s
02:01:47
when they wrote about what they called deathbed visions.
02:01:50
The main author of that paper was named William Barrett in the early 20th century.
02:01:53
He was a professor of physics at the College of Science in Dublin.
02:01:56
His wife was an obstetrician and she saw a lot of women die in childbirth.
02:02:00
Barrett spent decades
02:02:01
listening to her stories and trying to understand
02:02:03
the strange things that happened when died or just before they died.
02:02:06
He wrote a book about it, but he died a year before the book came out.
02:02:09
So what's happened here is one story.
02:02:12
One woman who was on her deathbed saw her sister Vera.
02:02:14
She held out her hand and said hello.
02:02:16
But what the dying woman didn't know is that her sister had passed away
02:02:19
some three weeks earlier.
02:02:20
Anyhow, she got reacquainted and then expired herself,
02:02:23
according to that book that of thing happened to lots of people.
02:02:25
Later in the 1970s, a researcher named Carlos Osias decided to do a deep dive
02:02:29
into deathbed visions.
02:02:30
But Carlos wondered how they went down in non-Christian societies, as well as.
02:02:33
Christian societies, mainly Christian, we should say.
02:02:36
Carlos wrote that in the US, a woman was on her deathbed, pretty much
02:02:39
comatose, but suddenly she just sat up and she had a huge grin on her face.
02:02:42
She said,
02:02:42
Oh, Katie Katie, as if looking at someone, she then flopped down and died.
02:02:46
It turned out she had a friend and an aunt, both named Katie.
02:02:49
But in India, things were a bit different.
02:02:50
For the most part,
02:02:51
dying folks did have visions, but they weren't often of near people.
02:02:54
Much of the time they met gods, especially Hindu gods.
02:02:56
Karlis wrote that a lot of folks claim
02:02:58
to meet the Lord Yama, a.k.a the God of death.
02:03:00
They said hello and then they died.
02:03:01
Perhaps the weirdest thing that Carlos wrote about
02:03:03
was some guy in a muslim
02:03:04
Don't say hello actually Christian, which and then he will die.
02:03:07
So this man, no fifties,
02:03:08
was about to be released from a hospital after being treated for a broken hip.
02:03:12
They don't feel like the fourth one in the plane crash.
02:03:14
Yes, the doctor said, no, don't tell me afterwards.
02:03:18
Okay. So you get the point there.
02:03:19
Pretty much. There's a lot of stories of
02:03:23
post death.
02:03:24
I don't think dreams are actual after death experiences, though.
02:03:27
If they didn't die, it was just a dream.
02:03:30
Their mind could have put any input in any information
02:03:33
that they wanted or saw in a movie.
02:03:35
For all I know, I don't know.
02:03:37
By the way,
02:03:40
by the way, one word subtitled
02:03:43
The Afterlife.
02:03:44
According to Einstein Special Relativity, the Physics of the Grandmother's.
02:03:50
Oh, this lady again.
02:03:52
So I was, you know, So this is capitalism.
02:03:54
I like I like this because this is always a favorite segment.
02:03:57
Maybe we should.
02:03:58
He has a graveyard.
02:04:00
Drop the graveyard segment for
02:04:12
a can graveyard segment even in the winter.
02:04:15
So let's talk about the physics of the grandmother's.
02:04:21
So I was sitting in this thing together with a young man,
02:04:24
and when I told him I am a physicist, he said, Oh,
02:04:28
woman, woman, definitely.
02:04:31
I think she's a woman and go ahead.
02:04:33
And he said, A shaman told me
02:04:36
that my grandmother is still alive because of quantum mechanics.
02:04:39
I'm not no, I'm not sure. Again,
02:04:42
I had
02:04:42
to pause for a moment and try to understand.
02:04:46
And after thinking about this for a while,
02:04:48
I came to the conclusion it's not entirely wrong.
02:04:52
Oh, the thing is, it's got nothing to do with quantum mechanics.
02:04:56
It's actually got something to do with Einstein's theory of special relativity.
02:05:01
It's all about the reality of time.
02:05:04
It's all about the question whether the present moment there's
02:05:08
which we experience ourselves,
02:05:11
whether this is a fundamental importance.
02:05:14
There are a lot of things like this
02:05:16
big existential questions about afterlife
02:05:19
that physics can actually tell us something about.
02:05:22
My name is something Hossenfelder I'm a physicist and research
02:05:26
fellow at the Frankfurt
02:05:27
for Advanced Studies, and I have a book that's called Existential Physics
02:05:31
The Scientists Guide to Life's Biggest Questions and a Great Backdrop.
02:05:37
Yeah, we've got the
02:05:38
same shit going on before, Einstein and Dana Loesch.
02:05:42
You fucking parameters show
02:05:45
saving moments, tiny moments of your struggle.
02:05:50
Then Einstein
02:05:52
said, Well, it's not that simple.
02:05:54
You know, the major reason for this, I like arrogance.
02:05:57
How she said it's not completely wrong.
02:06:00
Faster than the speed of light.
02:06:01
It's the same for all observers and the songs like a really innocent
02:06:06
or it has a truly fundamental consequence, which is fairly easy
02:06:10
to understand, actually.
02:06:12
If you ask yourself whether, you know, if the screen in front of you
02:06:15
is there right now, now even he would say, Yes, of course it's there.
02:06:20
I mean, I'm holding my hand or I see it directly in front of me.
02:06:24
But we just learned that the speed of light is finite and nothing can go faster
02:06:27
than the speed of light.
02:06:28
So everything that you experience, everything that you see,
02:06:31
you see it as it was a tiny little amount of time in the past.
02:06:35
So how do you know that anything exists right now?
02:06:38
What do you even mean by now?
02:06:40
So this is the problem that comes up in our insurance theory of special relativity
02:06:45
going on, tried to construct a notion
02:06:48
of null in this new theory, and he failed.
02:06:52
So imagine you're looking straight ahead and there's a train
02:06:55
going through to your line of sight, say, from the left to the right
02:06:59
and on the train, there's your friend.
02:07:01
So let's call her Alice.
02:07:03
Now, let's also imagine that the exact moment
02:07:06
that Alice, who's standing in the middle of the train, is looking for,
02:07:09
we did this like the second showing off on both this video, but that the train
02:07:16
now it's completely different when somebody under the train.
02:07:19
No, no.
02:07:20
You just the perspective of where you are.
02:07:23
If the
02:07:25
the speed of sound the speed of light by the by the time
02:07:27
you looked at it, it's your realities are completely different from one another.
02:07:31
Well, not completely different from one another,
02:07:33
but they're different from one another.
02:07:39
That's
02:07:39
just going off on both ends of the train.
02:07:42
The question is, did these light flesh help them at the same?
02:07:47
Now, if you want to answer this question, looking at the train,
02:07:50
that's pretty straightforward that those light flashes going off.
02:07:53
They both come from sources that are the same distance you.
02:07:56
So of course, you see them at the same more fun paradoxes, the same thing.
02:07:59
Look, from Ellison's perspective, light flashes off.
02:08:03
But while the light travels towards her, she's moving
02:08:06
towards one of the light sources and away from the other.
02:08:10
That's where the light from when they passed.
02:08:12
The other one is longer
02:08:14
train that's
02:08:15
coming to get a train collision on the back.
02:08:19
So she would say, no, they did not have them.
02:08:21
At the same time, another important point is that this is relativity.
02:08:25
Neither them is right and neither of them is wrong.
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They both have an equally valid perspective.
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And what do we conclude from this?
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What we found is that there is no unambiguous notion to define
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what happens now.
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It depends on the observer.
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So they're both right.
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And if you follow this logic to its conclusion,
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then the outcome is that every moment could be now for someone.
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And that includes all moments in your past
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and it also includes all moments in your future.
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So this impossibility to define we should do a show about time
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that we all agree on is called the Relativistic of Simultaneity.
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And it's super important because it tells us that fundamentally
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they put it right here on your show is meaningless.
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You know, we all share it's meaningless.
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Hi, everyone. Mark Barden here.
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And this is a commercial. I happened to pause at the fucking time.
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December 14th, 2000, Kid,
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my seven year old son. Oh, that's cute.
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Remember? Sorry. Oops.
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So the answer I came up with to make sense of this absence of now
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and the finite ness of the speed of light and the relativity of signing to 90.
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Wait, hang on.
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So I was going to say something when she said something about the.
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Now we don't want to when the now is.
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They've done experiments that was highlighted on the Big Bang Theory.
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So I know it was deeply, but
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it was a real experiment where in the documentary
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they said true that they found the trigger in the brain, went
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before the electricity went to move the muscle to do an action.
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So they were trying to figure out when consciousness occurred.
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I thought that would kind of turn on just because it was it was happened
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before the impulse electron happened way before, way before we thought it could.
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So like what?
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Microsecond?
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But what did that or who did that analysis?
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Who's at the helm when your book did?
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Who didn't do that? Your body definitely did it,
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but it did it before you thought of it.
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So were you do you don't think about what you're doing anyway?
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So you're it's natural responses that happen all the time.
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Again, you're unconscious to a lot of things that you've been doing.
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Yes, I could conclude that there are multiple
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layers of the brain's awareness, what it's doing,
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probably for for explain clearly for our way
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to have clearly for our own benefit.
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We would be overloaded if we knew every little action it was doing.
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We know what the dog is doing. We we were tilting.
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It had to learn.
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So like a dog, we see the two of them alone
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with the dog doing
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what they do.
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I'm going to get some cat meows to get them
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active
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so there is no little goal objective reality
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and at great speeds and distances
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the line between cause and effect.
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Actually, you get a little blurred How we can,
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as you draw that back there
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all the
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it's a little sketchy,
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but no, we are all connected.
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We can all be stated as a single function.
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What do you mean?
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How are we all connected?
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We're all in the same universe.
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So how.
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How are we all connected?
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Yet somehow the second word we are physical.
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This physical thing that's that is perceived as us
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no longer is like an active part of society.
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It can't communicate with act with society anymore.
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It's just a limp thing.
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How is that no longer part of the vibrations of everything else?
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It is but
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what I consider myself as my conscious being
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there can't be one
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because my conscious self, I guess
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that's our that's kind of the argument that we always present to you is
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why is there a difference between your conscious of and your
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your physical self?
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Because my brain shows that
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or the vibrations
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that your conscious or physical self
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do you consider yourself vibrations?
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Is that what you think of yourself as this?
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I know you identify with you not watch the last episode
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ever did you?
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Now watch the string string theory in the vibration there.
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Okay, I did.
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Then refrain what you were talking about and present it.
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That makes sense then.
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Okay.
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We are vibrations.
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I don't know.
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I don't know. Thank you. Thank you.
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Thank you.
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And spring string theory.
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By the way, though, it might be our most valuable asset
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to try to combine gravity with quantum physics
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is hokum is wrong.
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Michio Kaku is wrong.
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We feel for you.
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Oh. Oh, You need that as a quote.
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That's the next new and catchier.
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Kaku is wrong, wrong, dead, wrong stranger.
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The time you.
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Notice that string theory has not gone anywhere in the last 20 years.
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Where are we going to take it?
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It's just that would
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if it if it leads to a conclusion, you take it to the natural conclusion.
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It is not the answer.
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That's why we're not sure.
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We're just going to go for the string theory of everything.
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That's it.
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You know, you don't hear
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it. It's it's like
02:14:23
the term just realizing what gravity was.
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It was a good guess.
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It was wrong.
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So what does it mean?
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Try what's right then?
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We haven't seen we haven't figured out
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why we don't yet.
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Gelatin theory, dome
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theory, vertical particle theory.
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Saying theory involved Big Bang theory theory.
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Electric electricity theory.
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Wave theory.
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Wave theory. See, I think.
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That's now your closer.
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Thank you.
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Thank you. Fucking Maura.
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Now we're closer.
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Closer to what?
02:15:09
I her waves is.
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I feel what I'm feeling.
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Going through waves are waves of the same thing.
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A vibrating fucking a wave crescent
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is a string vibrating.
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Okay, so in that case, we're all connected by the strings.
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Are you happy now? In waves.
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We're connected by the same waves.
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I think we should start a trend and start putting bumper stickers
02:15:35
on other people's cars.
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I agree.
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So Say, say you're right.
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And there is no
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perceivable guide.
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Right?
02:15:47
You were right.
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I was wrong.
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Guys, what if there was this great idea that just thinking
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that there was a cause
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to be a better person and that would be that you're punished in the afterlife?
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That's still not a thing that we should
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perceive as helpful fiction.
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It's a helpful.
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Do you believe in that? We should.
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You can make sure that every telling that yeah.
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What I'm saying it's I'm not a child I don't need to
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was from a atheists perspective that's important.
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We want to live too.
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Yeah, but do you.
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Why do you care if it makes you true?
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Please.
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For what?
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It is not good and with very good reasons which we have
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there would have very good reasons to stop.
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Not just.
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But what if you could say with the perception, if you were
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just to push that and the people that wanted to believe that
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and it made those people a better person,
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would you not push that for some condescending?
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No, that's patronizing.
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What if there's a there's what if there was a study
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which which proposes a study that said,
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okay, ratings, pull it up.
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What am I pulling up of this?
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I'm sure everyone else, January 11th, 2024, in Jerusalem
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or it was Jerusalem
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or something
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as in Jerusalem.
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In Judea
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I signage place
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in operating rooms increases civility among staff.
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So there has been a report over the last how many years because of social media
02:17:39
and all kinds of shit that there's surgical teams and stuff
02:17:42
that are like making comments about the people that they're operating on
02:17:46
and somehow the people that are operated on like a recording secretly
02:17:51
and they catch wind, they are this person's fat or whatever,
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and then they end up soon.
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It's kind of like a gimmick, right, for people that are assholes.
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Fake security clips.
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So the AI lets people know that they're being monitored.
02:18:05
Someone better behaved with pictures of of.
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Let me just get to Oh, Australian.
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Australian researchers have conducted
02:18:16
a successful experiment to prevent rude comments in up.
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Why did this research itself?
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God damn you internet.
02:18:24
Oh, it's not the same.
02:18:26
Researchers have conducted success a successful experiment
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to prevent rude comments in operating theaters, theaters,
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operating rooms by placing a signage in operating room.
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So pretty much it's just images of people's eyes.
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So the AI images without any accompanying accompanying explanation
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that were attached to the walls of an operating room and then
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word crimes orthopedic
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orthopedic hospital in
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I had no one is going to expect anyone to be able to pronounce that.
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That's not a word.
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Crime markedly produced poor behavior among their surgical teams.
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So that is my niece's name.
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It is pronounced Adelaide.
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I am so, so sorry.
02:19:10
She's going to take whatever the man, you selfish, selfish bastard.
02:19:14
No, I'm just saying every dipshit like me
02:19:16
that she comes across, she's going to have to explain that if
02:19:20
look my name that complicated
02:19:22
either, but people somehow get it wrong too.
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So markedly reduce poor behavior among surgical teams.
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Lead researcher Professor Sherry Ostroff attributed the result
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to a perception of being watched, even though the eyes were not real.
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So in this situation, you have educated professionals
02:19:44
that are doing a job and all you have to do is put eyes on the wall.
02:19:49
And because they feel like they are being watched versus
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the same situation where there's no eyes on the wall,
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there's remarkably less
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of this phenomenon that it's happening.
02:20:02
So you could argue that there is a good morality
02:20:07
to have this construct of God, whether it's real or not,
02:20:11
because if somebody is
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watching you, then you probably don't dance, though.
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Be a better person.
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You're supposed to be like, it's like no one's watching.
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But with the eye signs everywhere, the pride discourages dancing.
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Oh shit. This.
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I love the school that morality is.
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What is it you do when you don't think anyone's watching you?
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This is the fucking picture.
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This is it. This is all they have there.
02:20:35
This is enough.
02:20:39
This is enough for people to go.
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Someone's watching me.
02:20:45
I always feel like somebody is.
02:20:48
What can we do?
02:20:51
We're going to be a band.
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Do you have any privacy?
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I don't know.
02:20:56
Every time I turn the corner, I always feel like a wait.
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That's a that's a different Chinese.
02:21:03
I mean, that's a different rhyme.
02:21:04
I don't know why I said Chinese.
02:21:06
That's weird. Oh, so this is I
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mean, think about it.
02:21:11
At the time that I was going down the rabbit hole, that I was going down here
02:21:13
because I wasn't sure where I was taking Qualia, but.
02:21:18
Well, what is it we're reading has always said that we're.
02:21:22
Why would you want to discourage a family member
02:21:25
that's passing that believes that maybe they're going to go somewhere
02:21:28
at the very end at, the very least? Right.
02:21:31
So so when it comes to this phenomenon, showing that
02:21:36
believing that there is somebody watching you, you be a better person,
02:21:40
is that also something that you should discourage
02:21:44
because it's a lie?
02:21:46
What is that if it makes you a better person?
02:21:48
So, okay, people try to tell people that are addicted to drugs
02:21:52
that you shouldn't do drugs.
02:21:54
Well, if you can manage your and do drugs responsibly, drugs are.
02:21:59
Awesome. Right? So.
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But I feel it.
02:22:02
But come on,
02:22:03
you're lying to the person then by telling you they shouldn't do drugs.
02:22:09
But if, if,
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if ever telling you to do drugs
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when I drive into a.