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10 p.m..
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Do you know what I'm supposed to say right now?
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Hi, I'm Gary.
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Welcome to Fladge Rants Live.
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Have you seen her?
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I never would have. It's 10:00.
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Have you seen the intro?
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Oh, yeah.
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I just thought I just did, but I just blinded myself.
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I'm putting the ball in. Balderdash.
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I'm actually making you balder.
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I think that's the topic today.
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A lot of the words that correspond with that malarkey blarney.
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And if you're hoodwinked,
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they are all fun words to say.
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They're all cool.
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But this is our fladge cast about
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if you're being duped.
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Are you?
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Do you have sufficient reason to believe what?
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What?
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You're the line. You're being fed.
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Are you being fed?
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Sold a bill of goods?
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Well, the
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the original
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guy that got me into this, the rabbit hole,
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Rick Brady, that's a cue of some sort.
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Okay.
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The original the guy who drew me into that,
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I would hope that right now you're feeling a bit like Alice
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tumbling down the rabbit hole,
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down the rabbit hole down the road.
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But all.
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Was Jordan Maxwell also.
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David Eick To a lesser extent, but both of them had some stuff
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that was really questionable, really made with
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like they're the core of the material was really smart,
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well-thought out, well thoroughly researched
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and reasonable.
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And then they had this additional stuff that I just had to say
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Balderdash.
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In the case of Jordan Maxwell, it was his
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close encounters.
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Now, a lot of the stuff I like to cover,
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Close Encounters of the first, second, third, fourth and fifth kind.
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So like nonsense.
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We talked about the grim,
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grim world of Bronwyn Bigfoot.
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We've covered, you know, we've had a whole old Cryptids
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show and
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a lot of these I've covered Hollow Earth,
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I've covered I've covered Hollow Moon,
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a lot of things that are that are just so hard to believe.
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So I spent the week watching catching
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Up, like binging.
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Ripley's Believe It or Not,
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The old one with Jack Palance.
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And I'm going to share a couple of those stories, but
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mostly my take away.
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Let's see.
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I listen to some horror stories, you know,
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ghost stories, that kind of stuff.
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But they were always with a male narrator.
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And sometimes they are spoken from
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very from a woman's perspective.
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So it just sounded weird, the guy saying, So my husband, you know,
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this is weird.
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So I thought that was a little strange.
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And so back to Jordan Maxwell.
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He had some close encounters
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and he claimed that there was
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a strange man that approached him and told him he was going to have these
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close encounters, described them in advance for 15 years before it happened.
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And he told these tales in such a way
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that it made you really want to believe
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because he
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loves to put some details in there that I would have frankly left out.
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He said he was so scared, he was crying.
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Imagine a grown man saying he was so scared.
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He was crying.
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But let me tell you one of these stories and you tell me
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if it's balderdash, huh?
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This is my favorite from the week it was.
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A guy gets a job from 6 p.m.
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to 6 a.m. at a gas station, $20 an hour.
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That's pretty good. Paid for just sitting there.
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He wanted a job where he could study.
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He was just done.
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Go to school to become a veterinary technician.
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A veterinary assistant.
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And he wanted to be able to sit there and study.
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And when he had to work, you know, he could,
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you know, put his books aside and just do his job.
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But he mostly just sat there and studied.
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So he was when he was hired
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and he said the guy said, I work from 6 a.m.
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to 6 p.m.
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You cover the other 12 hours, just the two of us.
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This red notebook has everything you need to know
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at 6pmi love new guy was in charge.
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He opens up the book and it says, When the sky is purple,
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close down the camp road.
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Now, this is a gas station, right?
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And an entrance of a national forest.
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And we're all to
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have to close down the park if there's a purple sky.
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A lot of weird color things going out here real to
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encourage travelers
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to drive 2 hours north and go to the next campsite.
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And they've got a waterfront waterfront campsite and try to get them to take that.
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If you can't persuade them to do that.
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Do, however, do everything in your power
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to make them get rid of anything that they have that is red.
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So so
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he gets his first customer and she's wearing a red jacket
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and he said, you really shouldn't wear that red jacket.
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He couldn't think of anything.
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So he just said the mosquitoes are attracted.
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And she said
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she she's not afraid of the mosquitoes and she she left. And
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and so
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the guy the owner came in the next morning to relieve him.
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He said, I couldn't get this lady to to change her red jacket.
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He said, there's only so much you can do.
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You did your best. You did.
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You did what the notebook said.
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Don't worry about it.
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But keep in mind, everything in my store is available.
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Maybe you could trade them.
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Like if they have a red jacket, offer them a blue one in exchange for it.
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So the next night he gets word that the lady in the red
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jacket had been murdered
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through the rule for when there is red
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lightning or something like that, not only
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close the the camp,
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but go in and get all the campers and evacuate.
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And so, you know, he kept reading the rules.
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He found out about the
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the watcher exists and
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and then how to get people out of there.
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So anyway so
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the purple sky shows up so he has to close the camp
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Camp Street,
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The road leads into the camp and hop into the wrecker.
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He's got a tow truck
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that belongs at the gas station filled with emergency equipment,
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and he drives in there and all the rules said,
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Listen to the crow, follow the dog like all these things
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and the crow shows up, warns them dog,
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leads them into the park, leads them to each and every one of the campers.
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He says, Get out of here, pack up, get out of here.
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And he gets everybody to get out of there.
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The dog is leading him to the last camper
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and he sees a red ball floating
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towards the tree line, toward where the wind is coming from.
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So not the way a balloon would fly.
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And then he sees a tall, thin man and a black outfit and a black wide brimmed hat.
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And he assumes that that's the watcher.
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And I say balderdash.
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But it was an interesting story.
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I saw a lot of time slip stories.
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I saw
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bunches of ghosts, unexplained
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things, a bunch of alien abduction things.
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And I just had to
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I had to call balderdash on all of them.
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Another thing I did this week is I finished my
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my January blade.
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This one says Illusion
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story and is not attached.
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So it's kind of loose here, but it would cut
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if I would just bolt it where I'm supposed to.
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But I just wanted to start it on my new one.
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How much wood would occur,
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which is here and
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I haven't drifted
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in the holes for the handle yet, but gosh, they don't call bolted either.
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You don't bolted.
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What do you do?
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I've got
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I'm no sword Smith, but I assume you would rivet it.
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But, you know, is that our area?
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Well, I already bolts for it, so.
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I mean, when I put the corgi bolts through it,
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I think that the bolt, it isn't.
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Yeah. I mean, sure you can both it.
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But I think they riveted.
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But I don't know why you're putting bolts in dogs anyway.
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Corgi.
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Yeah.
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Yeah. That's what they're called.
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They're just bought them by their name, you know,
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Or you broke.
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But yeah, this is a,
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this is my one and this is
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what is this the other half that I cut it off of that took some doing.
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I had to slice it right here and I use my handy dandy
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chariot maul with the tiny little handle
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and my
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any times
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that you might say balderdash.
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But I did it. So. Yeah.
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And then
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you cut a piece of metal with an ax.
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Yeah, I.
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Oh, my Lord.
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Well, that's.
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This isn't attached either. This.
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I think you got it if you got to get it done, Sure, that's a way.
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But couldn't.
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Yeah.
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Oh, and you just use that ax for whatever you're making the knife for.
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Yeah. Oh, yeah. I'll just use the ax.
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I've never said this before,
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but I've worked in metal fabrication for over.
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Fuck.
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How old am I for over 15 years, maybe close to 20.
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And that's just funny to me
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How many stick you place in the basement?
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Well, most of the hardy stick handle, right?
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So, I mean, they ain't a lot of artistic.
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I think this is cool.
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Again, it depends on how much you're grabbing.
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Oh, please don't fuck me over again.
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Hey, why is your screen black?
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Oh, because it's Black History Month, motherfucker.
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Oh, good call.
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Good call.
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Who's screaming?
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Talking about my parents. It's.
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I can see it on the feed, but it's black on the Who.
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Who are you speaking of?
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Well, there's a myriad screen, sir.
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There's myriad screens out here.
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I got one screen when I was.
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I can see everybody.
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Right. What do you know?
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What do you guys think of this?
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Watch us, US.
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Balderdash, UK, Balderdash
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under the dash UK Balderdash
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US Balderdash UK, Balderdash.
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Oh one sounds like
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one sounds retarded and one sounds kind of like a pretentious asshole.
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No offense written.
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This is a second,
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but it's also a board game where it says Gary left thinking you did it.
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We all know whose fault that is.
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Why don't they
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just be balderdash and shit?
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Your screen went out for a second.
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When that happens, it mutes you.
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Oh, I know. I knew. Balderdash.
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I know you're on muted balderdash.
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Oh, you're unmuted or you're on balderdash.
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They also say ballocks.
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Wait, balderdash.
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What kind of a sentence is that?
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What website did you find? This balderdash.
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He's blundered indignantly.
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He spluttered, What did I say?
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Spluttered and
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spluttered indignantly.
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Well, that's balderdash,
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Correct.
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I kind of like how soft the UK UK guy is all the dash to the splutter.
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I need to look up what spluttered balderdash.
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We can do a letter on a motherfucking computer. Go.
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Oh shit. It's so simple.
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And what if
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I just use the the phrase
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ridiculous nonsense splutter just as much as I like.
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Such as theories of short, explosive spitting or choking.
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Sounds interesting.
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That sums up my definition is way better.
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Yes, or better. That's the verb.
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The verb is Splutter is making the series of short, explosive
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spitting or choking sounds.
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The noun is a short explosive spitting or choking noise,
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so it is either doing the or the
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actual results.
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So lots of spluttering in porn, right?
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Splutter.
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Splutter. Now what's the UK?
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Splutter. Splutter.
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But you think that's going to get the porn version
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splat or versus platter splutter?
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Splutter,
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which is
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there was a third one was that you.
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Yeah that was does jar.
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No that was Gary go anti he was doing as much resignation
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as he needed to splatter.
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Well let's go back to the fucking topic at hand gentlemen before we all the dust.
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Well what would it be.
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Would it be balderdash if somebody told you that there was a real pandemic,
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it wasn't real, that we had to stay home and trashed the economy.
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Roll with clip. Brady
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Well, hold on.
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I think that's an understatement.
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You can roll the clip.
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You have a clip. Darryl No, he just he just
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he just says that out of the blue, we can have
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random white girl explain to us, balderdash. No.
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Okay,
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hold on. No, no, this is random.
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Hold on a second.
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No, that's fine. Then. I don't see color.
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I don't see color.
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No, no, no. We don't need to play that one yet.
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Go. Oh, there were two girls were doing
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a weekly video series where we share some of our favorite words with you.
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My name is Katie Snider, and I'm a project coordinator at a girl.
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Hi, Katie Snider.
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I'm going to tell you all about the word balderdash, all of you, senseless.
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And that's for being a woman.
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And I don't listen to women yelling hogwash.
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For example, in the novel Dr. Jekyll and Mr.
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Hyde by Robert Louis Stevenson, Dr.
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Jekyll's experiments were characterized as science, and it's kind of annoying.
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I chose Square because it's old fashioned and always thought
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that I have to go find a new chapter.
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We never want our writing to be described as unscientific balderdash.
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That does it for another installment of writer Girl's Word of the week.
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That was quick that, you know, I'm not sure if I like the distinction
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between scientific balderdash and regular plain old balderdash.
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I don't know if I like how she talks out of the side of her mouth,
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but her nose points towards the side of her face a little bit more.
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It's like an offset that I can't stop paying attention to.
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It must have been a woman and I don't listen to women yelling.
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I tell them to shut up.
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I also don't know where her focus is because I feel like this is focused
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right at the camera. This eyes focused, slightly offset.
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I don't know. That's just
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I try to criticize her words instead of her appearance.
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Oh, I criticize everything.
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That's why that I leave that up to you.
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No, that's fine.
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Trust me, people don't like that characteristic sometimes about people.
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But I do that to this bitch.
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Imagine what I do to myself in behind closed doors.
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So her name is Writer, and we share some of.
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I know it's a terrible fucking. My name is Katie Snyder.
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Okay, Write later.
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I write a column this week.
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I'm here to tell you all I'm sorry.
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She's that writer girl.
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She isn't writer and that means senseless talk or writing.
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It's the signs. I think she would consider that.
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Tell your conversation. Oh, look at her with her mother.
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And look at that. Well, I think these.
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Oh, wait a minute.
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Are all this balderdash?
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Do you think we can get her to splutter, though?
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Oh, I think so.
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You think she's a splitter?
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Well, see that I'm confused because spitting
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and choking isn't that too different?
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It's so I can get her to choke.
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I'm sure Flutter seems to handle both choking and spitting.
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You know, I just feel like this is just a bunch of rubbish.
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Anyway, you guys are talking all this drivel, this nonsense.
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This is blithering babble.
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This is all baloney, baloney, baloney,
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hogwash and malarkey.
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These laugh boy, these last two weeks,
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I feel like Gary might be judging
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the show a little bit too much on his own.
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We've had really we've had irrelevant and now
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outrageously irrelevant.
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I know these topics are quite
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odd. I'd say quite, but not.
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Not completely change topic, but I just noticed again, because I forgot
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and then I just remembered Bob put a bomb returned to the motherfucking garage.
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The studio, the outdoor studio.
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What made what made it happen?
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It's colder this week than it was last week.
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I know, but I think I feel like it.
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Oh, I woke up 15 minutes after the start of Showtime
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last week.
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Oh, you were supposed to be out there last week.
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And that's.
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Yeah, that's why you're talking more then you're not talking like.
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Okay. Right. Yeah.
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Can you.
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Very well you know, I've actually got a lot more.
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For instance, I've got some housekeeping to do.
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I've been watching the Brady George Show.
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Last week was your best work yet.
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I also I feel like I owe you some words of wisdom
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and we're 37 shows in.
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I feel like I owe you three does it. And
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a lot of people say,
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wait till the end of the show and we'll reveal those things there.
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Right now, don't forget to do stuff.
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Now, this sounds basic, but go out and do stuff.
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It's so much easier and risk free to sit on your hands
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and it's so much more simple to just sit there and do nothing.
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Also, always carry cash,
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poop regularly, nap,
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always have cash, always carry cash on.
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You remember to remember slash take it all in
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and behave as you would want to be portrayed
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like in a made for TV mini series about your life.
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How am I doing?
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I feel like the most important part was there.
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It was
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never forget to remember Slash.
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He was one of the greatest guitarists ever.
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Yes, exactly.
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Thank you.
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See, that's what you can glean a lot from from my words of wisdom.
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And that was that was, you know, if you're going to take any one point home
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with you, it's remember Slash, never forget to remember.
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Yeah. Never forget to remember. Correct.
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Like as such, I do dash
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all the time, you know.
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You know.
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Also more housekeeping I missed at
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last week we did superfluous and people say where are you?
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That is a question where are you at is
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makes me angry and makes me want to get violent.
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Oh, does it?
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And you could say, where are you?
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Like, I don't know mentally, where are you
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on We're going to get booted.
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We're going to get flagged for that.
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Oh yeah.
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We get floods for Yeah, but there's already so many other things we've said.
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So it's been 24.
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Should we know?
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Let's give them at least six more minutes.
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I feel like that's a bunch of balderdash.
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No, I really do want you to play the clip, though.
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I'm mad as hell,
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but we definitely fucking rant.
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Definitely can't. Yeah, I love that.
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We got to get off YouTube. I'm sure to play that.
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All right.
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I don't know.
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They've used it in a lot of different
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propaganda.
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I've also had some reflection as to why we're doing this, why I want to be here.
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And of course, a big reason is to make the world a better place.
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I do want to to make people question
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their epistemology, and I want
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this is mostly for entertainment, mostly comedy.
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And and I want to
00:22:56
shine a light or bring to attention, call to attention
00:23:01
some of the details that that go ignored.
00:23:05
And of course, conspiracy theories.
00:23:07
I like to shine a light on those So I, I don't know.
00:23:12
It's been a week of reflection for me and I want to be here and I want to do this.
00:23:16
I want to I want to say as many true things as I can
00:23:20
and if that means saying a lot of balderdash in between, so be it.
00:23:25
I'm muddying the waters.
00:23:26
But that's a risk I'm willing to take.
00:23:28
You can cover yourself from bubble wrap
00:23:30
and never leave the house and you'll be safer
00:23:33
then if you put yourself out there and go after it.
00:23:38
But I'm telling you, it's much more rewarding,
00:23:42
although more difficult to get after it.
00:23:44
So here we are getting after it
00:23:47
all the damn Brady balderdash.
00:23:50
I it's one thing caught me off guard there.
00:23:52
Brady, how would you feel?
00:23:53
I know this is a little bit different, but how would you feel?
00:23:55
You're a married man.
00:23:56
How would you feel if all of a sudden your wife came to you or you
00:23:58
you went to your wife and you said, you know what, I,
00:24:02
I really feel like this is where like I want to be.
00:24:06
And I don't know, like you never once expressed
00:24:10
that you didn't want to be there, right?
00:24:13
How how weird that would feel.
00:24:15
You know, I was I was questioning what we're doing.
00:24:20
Yeah.
00:24:20
Why would you? Yeah, exactly. Why would you go?
00:24:22
Why would you go to go?
00:24:23
Hey, I just, you know, and I answered it in three very strong ways.
00:24:28
One goes
00:24:32
along with doing stuff, doing it, doing something.
00:24:36
I don't know if we're making any difference, but.
00:24:40
But making the world a better place is worth attempting.
00:24:45
No, don't. Don't try to say you are you.
00:24:47
You don't think so?
00:24:49
You want point?
00:24:50
No, no, no.
00:24:50
You made it sound like you were questioning
00:24:54
this and there wasn't There hasn't been a once a second that I've ever considered.
00:24:59
This is something the question.
00:25:01
No, but I think for this being the show
00:25:05
you should examine, life isn't worth living.
00:25:07
Examine everything
00:25:10
you ever learn.
00:25:11
Skepticism.
00:25:12
Okay, Now skepticism.
00:25:15
So the draw.
00:25:17
Now you're in my wheelhouse.
00:25:19
Take a magnifying glass to everything you do
00:25:23
and make sure it's what you should be doing.
00:25:27
Make sure you agree with your own stance.
00:25:31
I, I explore the opposite viewpoints so that
00:25:36
I can make a decent argument for my side.
00:25:42
Empathy and empathy for the opposing view side.
00:25:45
The viewpoint is
00:25:49
helpful.
00:25:49
I'm not that noble.
00:25:53
Pretending you have empathy
00:25:54
for the opposing view.
00:25:58
That's good.
00:25:59
Good enough.
00:26:03
Oh, we lost them.
00:26:05
Oh, here we go.
00:26:06
No, no, we got them back.
00:26:07
And, you know, they've used it in a lot of different.
00:26:12
Well, how did you kick them out?
00:26:14
That's what I want know.
00:26:15
I've also heard from her question as to why we're doing this, why
00:26:18
I want to be here.
00:26:19
And of course, a big reason is to make the world a better place.
00:26:23
I've had some reflection on why we're doing this, why I want to be here.
00:26:26
I've never once reflected on why we're doing this, why I want to be here.
00:26:29
This is just something that I do and that we're doing.
00:26:31
I have I've never once went like, Why am I here?
00:26:34
Okay, well, then you're an idiot.
00:26:36
Yeah, I do that.
00:26:37
Anyway, if you're asking me, I definitely do that.
00:26:40
I don't bring my wife into it.
00:26:41
But I do want to make people question their
00:26:45
symbology.
00:26:47
And I want
00:26:49
this is mostly for entertainment.
00:26:50
Mainly words and words have epistemology.
00:26:55
I didn't think people could have epistemology
00:26:57
like urgent attention and play convention
00:27:01
and some of the details that that go ignored
00:27:05
and go.
00:27:08
Yeah.
00:27:08
So is that your mission statement is what you're trying to say?
00:27:10
Episode 30 what, you're finally got a mission statement down or
00:27:16
I should write that down if that can you guys
00:27:18
just can you clip that?
00:27:20
I murdered that stuff out of the top of my head
00:27:23
because that's what I want to do.
00:27:25
I feel like balderdash,
00:27:29
but I'm here to stand by it and defend it.
00:27:34
First of all, you're sitting
00:27:37
and I really don't have a second of All right.
00:27:40
Second of all, all that.
00:27:42
And thirdly, another thing
00:27:45
I just said it like such as I know,
00:27:48
I just kind of took offense at it because it just it's so subtly.
00:27:51
You made it sound like you were questioning
00:27:53
doing this at all to begin with.
00:27:55
No, not subtly.
00:27:57
Very strongly questioning.
00:27:59
Is this worth it?
00:28:00
And my resounding answer is yes.
00:28:04
Why would you be your. Oh,
00:28:08
I've got a lot of pressure on me to not do this
00:28:11
because I have to be at work in 4 hours.
00:28:15
We could change the time to.
00:28:17
Yeah, you could.
00:28:18
You could change the positive change.
00:28:20
I mean, you could change your work time, which choose a construct.
00:28:24
How many hours did you sleep already?
00:28:26
Have you ever.
00:28:27
You ever constructed it? 6 hours.
00:28:29
I've managed three.
00:28:31
Have you ever constructed anything you showed us?
00:28:33
You showed us you construct and something?
00:28:34
Is that real time Being a construct doesn't make it not real, I think. Oh,
00:28:39
you're absolutely right.
00:28:40
Look at that whole show about that.
00:28:42
That's where I learned all about time.
00:28:44
Right?
00:28:44
Yeah, I know that.
00:28:46
I guess
00:28:48
the show, if we stop doing this, I would just be stupid
00:28:52
If time is just a construct and why haven't I eaten yet today?
00:28:55
Why haven't I had time for?
00:28:56
I don't know.
00:28:57
Because you managed to always eat on Mike directly into the kitchen
00:29:00
and you didn't even bring my food down work today.
00:29:03
I didn't like watching the show earlier.
00:29:05
And I hear you go,
00:29:06
Yeah, but see, not only not only do you have to eat on Mike, you have to go.
00:29:10
Do you know how you like making fun of people's.
00:29:13
The moment that I knew
00:29:15
that it bothered you is the moment I knew I was going to do it more.
00:29:18
Right. And that's. That's where I'm.
00:29:19
But that's my father. It doesn't just bother me.
00:29:22
It bothers like 90% of people.
00:29:23
And when you want somebody to legitimately listen to you and you're doing that,
00:29:27
it's just a slap in the face kind of show people.
00:29:30
I've turned I've turned people off for less than that.
00:29:33
Did you know that you used to be shunned upon for putting your elbows on the table?
00:29:36
Now people don't really care talking without talking with you
00:29:41
like we could go, you know.
00:29:41
Did you know that if you put the times of he's
00:29:43
disgusted by the elbows on the table,
00:29:45
do you know that if you put the times of your fork
00:29:47
pointing up, it's like stabbing somebody with manners in the heart?
00:29:51
I mean, I could go on and on and on.
00:29:52
We will find a level that we will all be far.
00:29:54
Pull that action. It's very different.
00:29:57
When do you mail the dash?
00:29:58
Balderdash,
00:30:01
balderdash, balderdash,
00:30:03
balderdash, balderdash,
00:30:06
balderdash.
00:30:07
All the old all the old bald balderdash.
00:30:10
The Pro Bowler, all the dash.
00:30:12
Yeah, well, since Gary Gray pointed that out, let's.
00:30:15
Let's go to guts. Go to my.
00:30:17
My balderdash.
00:30:19
Oh, because I thought I was.
00:30:20
I was mistaken by the by the topic.
00:30:22
Oh, I just keep hearing balderdash now.
00:30:26
Balderdash.
00:30:27
Oh, I saw the. Oh, okay.
00:30:29
I see. When I'm changing stuff, I can't change scenes.
00:30:32
That's why I just actually changed. I actually killed the sheriff.
00:30:36
Catch him if you can. Oh,
00:30:39
go, go, go. Oh,
00:30:43
I'm the competition agent.
00:30:45
You feel like you're out.
00:30:46
You could. I got him on the next splinter.
00:30:50
He recently called the 26th Highlander Master Athletes Championship,
00:30:55
where older athletes competing activities like the 100 meter sprint long jump.
00:31:00
So he goes in front
00:31:04
of all during his events and it paid off.
00:31:09
The Century Club member completed the 122.71 and you have to take a shit.
00:31:16
And he left the
00:31:18
gold medal point 7 seconds for the meter.
00:31:21
I mean, it's good for you to run fast.
00:31:23
The century Club 100 meter meter run in 28
00:31:28
completed the 100 meter run in 28.7.
00:31:32
So, you know, this is a new record and in it
00:31:35
and he left the games draped in gold.
00:31:37
That old
00:31:40
70 year old daughter
00:31:41
slash trainer trained all to get competition running.
00:31:45
His daughter shares that not only is her dad in
00:31:47
good physical health, but he's also mentally stronger.
00:31:51
He's not in only.
00:31:51
And Johnson says that before he began competing, his hands tremble.
00:31:55
The now stopped.
00:31:57
The former teacher has been competing for the last four years
00:32:00
and he said the best part is making new friends.
00:32:04
He said it also improves his appetite, too.
00:32:07
For Inside Edition Digital, I'm Andrea Swindell, who more talking
00:32:12
smushed broccoli and fucking orange juice.
00:32:18
Fucking that shit run since I'm the only one here, let's go back to that shit.
00:32:21
Run because
00:32:23
fucking I compete and
00:32:26
this is like the 100 meter sprint
00:32:28
long jumps and the javelin throw school and then cheat
00:32:32
again.
00:32:33
Not a bad not his all during his events.
00:32:35
Impressive javelin throw the century clock the shit run
00:32:39
you know you have to take a shit and you're under the toilet
00:32:42
clenching your cheeks That's what this is and completed the 100 meter
00:32:45
run in 2827 seconds.
00:32:48
A new record in his age group.
00:32:50
New record in his age group. Not dead yet.
00:32:53
Is the age group
00:32:57
anyone?
00:32:59
Bueller? Nope.
00:33:00
What about this chick?
00:33:01
She still got her mouth open.
00:33:03
Uh oh. For a benefit.
00:33:05
Right.
00:33:08
This is just a bunch of all the dash.
00:33:13
It really is.
00:33:16
So let's say you.
00:33:18
You're my grandma. I watched.
00:33:20
I watched a lot of ghost stories, and, man,
00:33:24
people are still stupid because I think it's bold.
00:33:27
It's something that is stupid or not true. Okay?
00:33:31
And yeah, that's that's exactly it.
00:33:33
I was trying to hone up on it and it did not find a single
00:33:37
one intriguing enough that it was worth sharing.
00:33:41
A lot of people think that stuff
00:33:43
moving around the house is is strange.
00:33:46
I think it's a breeze settling.
00:33:50
You've got pets.
00:33:52
Yeah.
00:33:54
Yeah, things like that.
00:33:56
There are the stories of like cabinets being opened and whatnot.
00:33:59
I do understand doors, you know, shutting because of the wind.
00:34:03
Yeah, I got the door slammed shut.
00:34:05
It scared the crap out of me.
00:34:06
But it was the wind.
00:34:07
Yeah, because somebody may have opened another door elsewhere
00:34:11
and it allowed a breeze.
00:34:12
That happens all the time.
00:34:14
I don't, I don't negate that at all.
00:34:17
But there are the weird stories. I've never seen them.
00:34:19
I've never heard of them firsthand, anyone that I know.
00:34:23
But the whole aspect of something moving that wasn't supposed to move or a book
00:34:26
falling off of shelf randomly that was nowhere near.
00:34:29
There are reported myths of of that, but never
00:34:34
actual video evidence of
00:34:38
empirical proof.
00:34:40
I even looked
00:34:43
black dark matter and dark energy because scientists
00:34:47
simply made that crap up to make gravity work.
00:34:52
Oh, if you have to make crap up to
00:34:54
make your model work your models wrong, work on the gravity,
00:34:57
not the make up making stuff up that if it's undid, testable,
00:35:03
you're smart enough to you're smart enough to know that the theory of relativity
00:35:06
is still just a theory.
00:35:07
I mean,
00:35:10
when you say just a theory,
00:35:12
you're talking about a scientific model that works,
00:35:17
that explains itself
00:35:20
within our construct,
00:35:24
within our consciousness, within our conscious ness.
00:35:28
When you go inside to that, I mean, we look at subatomic
00:35:31
through my consciousness.
00:35:32
So I know particles operate
00:35:35
differently than than
00:35:39
they certainly do.
00:35:39
And everything
00:35:41
everything we know of is made out of subatomic particles,
00:35:43
and they behave very strangely. Yeah, right.
00:35:46
So there could be size differentiating of different different things.
00:35:50
Explain some of the paranormal stories that I've been ponying up on this week.
00:35:56
Big, big, strange things
00:35:58
happen at those tiny, tiny scales.
00:36:01
So do you do you consider it being some type of something we don't understand?
00:36:06
Or I always look at it as a potential bleed over of another
00:36:10
dimension, a different timeline that is still existent, that somehow is
00:36:16
going up.
00:36:18
Yeah, yeah.
00:36:19
Like ultra terrestrials, like the
00:36:23
multi dimensional beings
00:36:26
or just even just something that
00:36:28
it doesn't know it's emitting across.
00:36:32
And you can hear like I've was always intrigued about,
00:36:35
I guess like the voices and shit that people would hear in paranormal type
00:36:38
areas like the kids laughing or whatever when there was no kids around.
00:36:43
I don't know.
00:36:43
I always just put on for television.
00:36:45
But I always felt like if there was something,
00:36:47
I wouldn't suggest that it'd be a spirit from the afterlife.
00:36:51
It would be some type of weird bleed over
00:36:52
from another dimension which is still alive in that dimension.
00:36:57
I don't know.
00:36:58
Maybe that's a playground in that mentioned that
00:37:01
a lot of the time and vibrations in resonance
00:37:04
you shed on string theory last time.
00:37:06
But the episode before that had to do with,
00:37:09
you know, or one of the episodes before they had to do with resonance.
00:37:12
And you talked up string theory at the same time.
00:37:15
So I, I really think string theory is a dead end
00:37:21
just because no progress has
00:37:23
been made in the last three decades.
00:37:27
None.
00:37:28
Absolutely none.
00:37:30
None, nothing fruitful comes to the theory is
00:37:33
that you haven't changed in three decades.
00:37:37
I mean, field theory, decent, reasonable.
00:37:40
I'm not a I'm not a big fan of dark energy, dark matter.
00:37:45
So like some of these leading ideas in physics,
00:37:49
I'm I'm not fully on board with I'm saying balderdash.
00:37:53
Yeah, but you can't just look at it and go, I assume you probably do.
00:37:56
But I mean, this is as far as we know and as much as we know and we have proof
00:38:01
leading up to that aspect.
00:38:02
So regardless of that, this is what we need to believe
00:38:06
in this current moment, even if it's wrong.
00:38:08
Right, right, right.
00:38:09
No, I agree wholeheartedly.
00:38:11
There's there's two things there.
00:38:13
One is no one human can study everything and learn everything about everything.
00:38:19
So you have to believe the conventional wisdom.
00:38:23
The other thing there is
00:38:28
the the best we have,
00:38:32
you kind of got to go with it.
00:38:35
But I just
00:38:38
I want to examine absolutely everything.
00:38:41
And like I just said, you can't do that with absolutely everything.
00:38:48
So you have to accept some assumptions along the way
00:38:52
or you'll you'll stagnate and never get anywhere.
00:38:57
Oh, that being said,
00:38:59
I don't like some of the assumptions
00:39:03
that we're working with, and I think we need to step back.
00:39:06
Reforming late to to move past our current roadblock.
00:39:12
All the dash,
00:39:14
all the dash of safety is on the positive dash, it sounds like.
00:39:18
So just all the dash non-threatening and just all the dash, All the dash.
00:39:24
Meanwhile, the other one is like older dash.
00:39:26
Valverde Bother dash again.
00:39:29
Sounds like a gay liberal, older dash.
00:39:33
Sorry,
00:39:35
that was another
00:39:42
Rooney rule
00:39:43
the the the what you call so that we can
00:39:47
get into meat of the thing so we can
00:39:49
who's to
00:39:54
the front breaking
00:39:56
I cannot if I want to because I don't I
00:40:00
like I find out how
00:40:04
I guess I feel I don't remember
00:40:07
I don't know that Jennifer Wilbanks.
00:40:09
Oh, my gosh.
00:40:10
I But anyway, you girls are
00:40:14
already talking about
00:40:16
existence.
00:40:18
I think
00:40:23
I get a call.
00:40:25
Go for
00:40:33
three different
00:40:35
things. I
00:40:39
like.
00:40:40
I want to be different
00:40:47
of because I'm a girl.
00:40:50
I mean, I want me
00:40:51
to think about the fact that I can from
00:40:58
you while you do exactly.
00:41:04
So back to interdimensional
00:41:08
bleed through.
00:41:11
Here's a story.
00:41:12
December 21st,
00:41:15
2012,
00:41:17
a meteor hit the earth
00:41:21
and all life on planet Earth was destroyed in a different time.
00:41:26
Like,
00:41:29
of course, we didn't
00:41:30
live in that timeline or we wouldn't be here talking about it.
00:41:34
And what do you think?
00:41:36
Balderdash or that actually could have happened
00:41:41
to another version of this
00:41:44
to say that's plausible?
00:41:46
Do you have any connection to the you that's in a different timeline?
00:41:52
That's that's the quantum entanglement
00:41:55
thing that I answered.
00:41:57
Yes. Right.
00:41:58
The bleed through. Right. Okay.
00:42:00
So if you were to die in this dimension,
00:42:04
part of you would still live on in another universe.
00:42:07
Yeah. There you go. Okay. All right. Okay. We're getting there.
00:42:10
Yeah, there we go.
00:42:11
That's how we got there.
00:42:13
We got a job there.
00:42:15
My job's done.
00:42:16
Gary admitted the bond, so.
00:42:18
Hello?
00:42:23
But I didn't say it
00:42:26
pretty. Roll the clip.
00:42:28
And that is how I
00:42:35
can't hear you.
00:42:37
I don't have it cued up.
00:42:38
Does that make you happy or sad or mad as hell?
00:42:44
No, I'm indifferent.
00:42:46
Mush. Have you ever been mad as hell?
00:42:49
All day we ever had something that you cannot take for another second.
00:42:53
Not even another instant.
00:42:58
I'm. I'm mad at the narrative
00:43:01
that Ben 11 was.
00:43:04
It was the I was a terrorist attack by Muslim people.
00:43:09
It could have been from Afghanistan.
00:43:12
It was it just wasn't.
00:43:15
And it could not have been.
00:43:17
The pilots that were originally flying those planes would have a one
00:43:21
in ten chance of hitting those buildings,
00:43:24
but they didn't shoot
00:43:28
in crashing planes.
00:43:31
Well, they they they practiced in flight simulators for years.
00:43:34
At least they known for at least two years.
00:43:37
I think they they practiced that.
00:43:39
You think you were at the airport.
00:43:41
They purposefully
00:43:43
got a hold of like all of TSA and they said, hey,
00:43:46
let these random like bunch of people through,
00:43:49
even though they're going to have suspicious stuff on them
00:43:51
and like a box cutter and stuff, let them through.
00:43:54
And then when they also told the pilots, like,
00:43:57
you're not going to pilot this plane, we're going to put a different pilot
00:44:00
on this plane.
00:44:00
That's never heard of before, that like, you know, they just tell
00:44:04
all the airlines this that are private companies that operate, you know,
00:44:07
in accordance with the FAA, but also they're so private businesses.
00:44:12
So they decided to just mock up this this whole plane
00:44:15
at the fucking American Airlines terminal
00:44:19
in all these several different airports and somehow managed to get all of
00:44:24
these people in through all the security checks, then to the planes
00:44:30
without having anyone else be none the wiser when it comes
00:44:33
to staffing or anything.
00:44:35
You know how preposterous that would
00:44:39
now not just preposterous, I would just say that's more
00:44:42
balderdash.
00:44:46
You're right.
00:44:47
But that's that's what they're saying did happen.
00:44:51
No, no.
00:44:52
They're saying that a some handful of terrorists just
00:44:57
hijacked the plane and got through got through security.
00:45:01
But there was cutters, all all everything you just said.
00:45:04
Well, they got box cutters through
00:45:07
miraculously, but so you're right.
00:45:11
I know.
00:45:12
Am skeptical on all sides.
00:45:14
So I have never sat
00:45:16
on a plane and stuck your hand in there and found something left in the seat.
00:45:20
I and I have seen those off and they don't leave those out.
00:45:24
So you think it's plausible?
00:45:27
I don't think it's ridiculous.
00:45:28
A box cutter that that that 5 to 20 people could have got past.
00:45:36
Well, see, the problem was is
00:45:38
it was a it was a different thought process prior to that event.
00:45:42
Most of the time, if not all the time when things were hijacked,
00:45:45
it was for some type of ransom.
00:45:47
And so there was always a negotiation period,
00:45:51
when the person who is hijacking just wants to murder a bunch of people.
00:45:55
You don't know that, right?
00:45:56
Especially at the time.
00:45:58
So they just assumed like, oh, if we just buy some time here,
00:46:02
negotiate, cooperate, we'll just put this on the ground.
00:46:05
They'll probably get a bunch of money
00:46:07
wired to them somewhere, though, maybe get arrested.
00:46:09
Maybe they'll get, you know, some type of helicopter ride
00:46:12
or some private area that they can escape somehow.
00:46:16
I don't know if those things actually work or if they just exist in the movies, but
00:46:21
that is typically what has been done.
00:46:22
Up until that point.
00:46:24
These people were on a different mindset of a religious
00:46:28
aspect of they think that if
00:46:31
that they're going to martyr themselves and go to go to heaven, if they do this,
00:46:36
I feel like I should shear you for your wool.
00:46:41
I don't have I mean, this is, I guess, considered wool,
00:46:44
just cotton or wool cut.
00:46:48
I think it's cotton.
00:46:53
So what are you trying to say?
00:46:54
No, I mean that's again the present logic that I
00:46:59
just believe.
00:47:00
Believe what I really don't know.
00:47:01
You know, why should we believe whatever you tell us?
00:47:05
Because if I know you, I'm still a sheep.
00:47:08
Well, probably not.
00:47:09
I just reason telling you not to believe me.
00:47:13
Human beings are human beings.
00:47:15
Good point.
00:47:16
People can't help but talk.
00:47:20
No one has talked.
00:47:25
There's been no talking by anybody.
00:47:28
I was told to do this or say this or to.
00:47:31
Oh, if somebody told me all.
00:47:32
There is just speculation based on the
00:47:35
after the fact of what happened, there is no insight of like, oh,
00:47:39
I was told to let these people through or oh, I was this person who was paid
00:47:43
by the government or zero zero.
00:47:46
But there is evidence that says the CIA killed JFK.
00:47:51
There is evidence that is exactly what I was going to say
00:47:54
that we haven't even have even we haven't even got to Kennedy yet.
00:47:57
I mean, we're not going to find anything about 911.
00:47:59
And there are in life, Children's says.
00:48:01
Right.
00:48:02
There might be evidence that we don't know yet.
00:48:04
I'll agree to that. But I don't I don't think so.
00:48:06
If not, not from this country, that's for damn sure.
00:48:11
Maybe plotted from another country.
00:48:13
But I don't know if there is some type of large money laundering scheme
00:48:18
involved.
00:48:19
The Ukraine.
00:48:20
Oh, oh, oh, I know.
00:48:23
That's the only place you can learn it.
00:48:24
All right.
00:48:26
That's fucking good. Launder money up north.
00:48:30
That border bill that they're trying to push through
00:48:33
to help secure the border, even though that's what they should do anyway.
00:48:37
And part of that border to protect the border of our country
00:48:40
somehow involves a bunch of money that goes to Ukraine.
00:48:43
Again,
00:48:46
another to drink
00:48:51
strawberry milk
00:48:57
and the ingredient you mentioned cream.
00:49:02
Right.
00:49:02
So I know I noted this in one of the definitions that pulled up for Balderdash.
00:49:08
So everybody got something pulled up.
00:49:09
I'm just wanting to go over the knife parts I'm waiting for. I'm
00:49:14
patiently waiting to correct Gary
00:49:16
on the first thing so they could become rivets or pins.
00:49:20
They connect the Tang pins.
00:49:23
I just wanted to mention something that says but
00:49:25
and Tang.
00:49:28
Yeah but
00:49:30
and he'll see they, they need there's after body parts right.
00:49:33
The bolster
00:49:35
the spine, the edge and of course the tip.
00:49:39
You look of it
00:49:42
look up.
00:49:42
If you look up Corby bolts
00:49:47
Corby bowl or he corgi like the dog Corby.
00:49:51
Corby.
00:49:52
No I didn't Corby bowls.
00:49:55
Is that how an Asian person says Kobe Bryant?
00:49:58
Kirby No.
00:49:59
Kirby Roby.
00:50:01
Kirby Bird I don't think that's fair.
00:50:04
Oh, how is that not fair?
00:50:05
And so mean.
00:50:07
It just
00:50:09
I'm trying to show you I'm trying to show my empathy for the opposing sides.
00:50:13
That's all we're talking about.
00:50:15
Okay, good. Go. You go now.
00:50:17
I got you. Make fun of me. No, Go.
00:50:21
Do we have any agents?
00:50:22
Please, in the chair.
00:50:23
That's a draw.
00:50:25
And do you have any Asians
00:50:29
here?
00:50:31
I'm sure we have some.
00:50:32
Who do you think? Build the railroads.
00:50:34
Right.
00:50:36
Do you have any.
00:50:37
Any other?
00:50:39
Yeah.
00:50:40
Give us a call.
00:50:40
Five, eight, six, three Ravens three.
00:50:44
You'll go right to the top of the call list.
00:50:45
Yeah. If you're not Asian, you'll go to the bottom.
00:50:48
But trust me, I'll get in pretty quickly.
00:50:50
This one. We have one line left open.
00:50:53
Yeah, I'm sure we do.
00:50:56
That's. I was completely honest.
00:50:57
Absolutely honest, Right? Yeah.
00:51:00
You're lucky.
00:51:01
That job with a So.
00:51:07
Okay, what about a fake pandemic?
00:51:09
Shutting down everything,
00:51:10
and you have to stay in your house and you can't leave and you can't go to work.
00:51:15
So I heard that happened
00:51:18
after the fact.
00:51:19
Everyone says it.
00:51:21
It didn't.
00:51:22
Didn't every kind of pretends like, Yeah, like it.
00:51:24
Nobody forced anybody for anything.
00:51:25
There was no there wasn't even code.
00:51:27
There was no even nobody was coerced.
00:51:29
It was just all.
00:51:30
You had a choice.
00:51:31
My body. My choice.
00:51:32
They're back to the same story,
00:51:35
I think.
00:51:35
Oh, I think what you're saying is balderdash.
00:51:38
100% effective stops the spread with you.
00:51:41
Rachel MADDOW said, If you take it, you stop, the spread, stops with you, period.
00:51:46
This is a pandemic of the unvaccinated.
00:51:48
Do you remember that?
00:51:49
Dr. Rachel
00:51:52
Perfect.
00:51:52
So got to find I got to find a video, but
00:51:56
I put your screen on.
00:51:57
So you the gash. I know.
00:51:58
So I tied into Gary taking a drink.
00:52:01
I don't want to go too far off of what you were going over.
00:52:03
And can Bulger dash now?
00:52:05
We can save mine for later.
00:52:06
Then we'll be drinking the whole time.
00:52:10
Oh, yeah.
00:52:11
This I made it this way.
00:52:12
Too strong.
00:52:14
Go back to this.
00:52:15
Go out
00:52:18
all the dash.
00:52:19
All the dash.
00:52:21
I think. I think Nathan it. Yeah.
00:52:23
Because I wanted it on the show. I sent it. Right.
00:52:25
That's what I should do.
00:52:27
Yeah.
00:52:28
We have this thread here that is not one.
00:52:30
I'm not going to take it any more.
00:52:32
No, that's fine with you. You.
00:52:34
You started talking about something and you wouldn't tell me why you were mad,
00:52:37
but then you said 911, and we start talking about.
00:52:39
I wouldn't I didn't want to interrupt the 911 talk with some stupid clip.
00:52:43
No offense.
00:52:44
Sorry. This is a this is stupid clip.
00:52:46
This is a balderdash.
00:52:47
And it's a little 911, I guess. Okay.
00:52:50
I'm going to be a little 911.
00:52:52
Oh, that way.
00:52:53
Oh, no, it's okay.
00:52:55
So you look old Scorpion.
00:52:59
Yeah, the scorpion.
00:53:00
So let's seriously critique that as everybody, any one of us,
00:53:03
all three of us, 100% has jumped off the roof.
00:53:05
That What did he do wrong? Other leg.
00:53:08
I got caught.
00:53:09
Yeah, but your leg can always get caught.
00:53:11
So he hesitated.
00:53:12
He tried to. He.
00:53:13
He just. Yeah.
00:53:14
You think be run around and fully hung or
00:53:18
either dangled or just kind of pushed forward like you got to get away.
00:53:21
The second moving
00:53:24
is so bad.
00:53:25
Oh, my God.
00:53:27
No, it almost looks like a woman.
00:53:29
But we all know the woman would never be brave enough to try anything like that.
00:53:33
By the way, by the way.
00:53:36
Oh, yeah, that's great.
00:53:38
That is a good clip.
00:53:40
Yeah, I just randomly popped up on my feet and I'm like, All right, I like this.
00:53:42
And I got, like, a good scorpion.
00:53:44
I don't know,
00:53:46
just scorpion in their sound.
00:53:49
No, I don't know.
00:53:53
Yeah, that's why
00:53:55
we can add some.
00:53:56
Here we go.
00:53:57
Glover
00:54:00
Yeah,
00:54:01
I'm going to do.
00:54:03
To do what
00:54:08
you owe me
00:54:11
is not okay, by the way.
00:54:15
By the way, by the way.
00:54:18
Oh, dear, that's good.
00:54:20
Thanks for that draw. I don't.
00:54:23
I don't care that it has nothing to do with anything because it does bother Dash.
00:54:28
It's perfect.
00:54:29
I think that's pretty serious at all.
00:54:31
Right.
00:54:33
I do believe it does the balderdash have to be a statement
00:54:36
or going to be an action?
00:54:38
Are those stupid definitions?
00:54:41
Don't you have the definition up there right now?
00:54:43
I do.
00:54:45
Oh, you have a you are pulling up.
00:54:47
I was just I was buying some time. No, I'm. I'm scrolling. It's growing.
00:54:50
It's growing.
00:54:50
I don't know how long ago I even I posted it was I think it was a Facebook
00:54:53
video and dammit, balderdash.
00:54:57
We have this balderdash.
00:54:58
I'll just go into what I was doing then. So we got this. Okay.
00:55:01
But I notice in the this
00:55:04
balderdash that there's this
00:55:06
origin down here right now, late 16th century denoting a frothy
00:55:11
liquid later, what an up and appetizing mixture of drinks.
00:55:16
Right.
00:55:17
So I just like, oh, oh,
00:55:21
what frothiness
00:55:23
does this remind you of at all?
00:55:25
I don't know what I think of Frothiness.
00:55:26
I just think of like a,
00:55:28
I don't know, disease vagina. Oh God,
00:55:33
I don't know if we can show there.
00:55:35
Really.
00:55:36
Now that's the internals.
00:55:37
That's like not even it's a scope.
00:55:39
There's a scope in there.
00:55:40
It's like we'll find out, right?
00:55:42
It's, it's a scope.
00:55:43
So it's not like an actual like you can't see the vulva in the labia.
00:55:47
It's a scope.
00:55:48
You can't because I sure can.
00:55:50
Maybe it's maybe, maybe it's my imagination, you know?
00:55:53
Well, we'll just remove it and we'll just let the video that I'm fine with it.
00:55:58
I was just asking. It was just asking a question.
00:55:59
She'll explain it to you now.
00:56:02
Muskat,
00:56:03
LaGuardia, or why this chat?
00:56:06
Very common in ladies.
00:56:08
About 2 to 5 minutes.
00:56:09
I'm going to commit a great crime.
00:56:11
I'm going to bust in water tower.
00:56:14
However, if it is more that this quantity
00:56:17
or smelly then person to treatment
00:56:20
see did you see I got something that has to do with that too.
00:56:23
I got this right. This
00:56:27
is a bowl
00:56:28
full of cards or a glass of bowlful of
00:56:32
that can be taken even in breakfast yogurt as you full back here,
00:56:37
You can't have what you said because this creates a healthy environment.
00:56:41
But then second of all, just a tablespoon of coriander seeds over.
00:56:48
Now, do not put coriander seeds up your vagina.
00:56:51
Women put in that seeds have and be appealing to them.
00:56:56
Make sure you like and subscribe here.
00:56:58
I'll be right back. What?
00:56:59
I need to go find a new job or oil for cooking coconut.
00:57:03
It sort of fucking practices things like
00:57:08
taking away my postseason smelling
00:57:09
like a head full of ladies, finger pointing.
00:57:13
Fingers are going to be women's fingers, two cups of water,
00:57:16
a handful ladies fingers, for the record, is a fish.
00:57:19
It's water in two cups.
00:57:20
Morini ladies fingers.
00:57:23
Let's look at that more than a handful of fingers.
00:57:27
If it's more than four feet, definitely a fist with warm water.
00:57:30
Add a few drops of your pussy. Smells bad.
00:57:33
If you need all these supplies you smell bad.
00:57:36
You and do. You've got to.
00:57:38
You've got a problem.
00:57:40
Oh, hell yeah.
00:57:40
We got another mouth open shut.
00:57:42
Fuck, Yeah,
00:57:44
that's a good one.
00:57:46
It is. We need this screen capture.
00:57:49
I know. I'm going to take this to bed tonight.
00:57:51
I've tried all man,
00:57:56
trying to hold back, feeling
00:58:05
sorry.
00:58:05
That's the sound I make when I come.
00:58:07
I don't know.
00:58:08
That's what I thought.
00:58:09
This I thought that's what I thought this month.
00:58:11
Denoting a frothy liquid, an unappetizing mixture of drinks.
00:58:16
But what I realize is this actually is very specific to beverages
00:58:20
served, typically alcoholic, but it can also be nonalcoholic.
00:58:24
What else?
00:58:25
It also that was cool.
00:58:26
Here is this use over time for balderdash.
00:58:29
Hurley had a spike between about
00:58:31
1825 and 1875, I'd say,
00:58:34
and then it had a lull for a while, but it's made a resurgence recently.
00:58:38
Balderdash. But weird, right?
00:58:42
I didn't know this
00:58:45
literature on the internet, so.
00:58:49
Yeah, the original. Did you did you go over that in your monologue?
00:58:51
I do want to say something I should know.
00:58:53
Like I should act like I know what you said
00:58:55
about the origin of balderdash being a mixture of liquids, milk,
00:58:58
specifically milk and beer.
00:59:00
Balderdash, balderdash.
00:59:03
The first origin was somebody referencing in a story
00:59:06
a mixture of beer and milk.
00:59:08
It would be so disgusting that that drink would be balderdash.
00:59:12
And I'm going to remember
00:59:14
who's well now and the same story there.
00:59:16
That said, nowadays there's all kinds of mixes like that.
00:59:19
So apparently, though, it didn't mix well back then.
00:59:26
All right.
00:59:26
So I haven't found any of my videos, so I'm just going to play
00:59:28
the first one that I had cued up from way back when.
00:59:30
You needs to put a noise suppression balderdash.
00:59:34
Oh, no, that now that sounds great.
00:59:35
Now it's gone completely.
00:59:37
Anal suppressor. What surpassed.
00:59:40
No, you could
00:59:40
you could hear the heater going a tiny bit but now it's completely gone.
00:59:44
Well, your positioning is perfect right now.
00:59:46
We need it to be comfortable.
00:59:48
No, that's fine.
00:59:49
But I would just say again, I the echo cancellation, I doubled up
00:59:53
my echo cancellation and I fucking love it because one wasn't good enough
00:59:56
and that like two negatives.
00:59:57
So then don't you make more echo.
01:00:00
No, it cancels the echo twice.
01:00:01
So it's just it's more or less the echo cancellation.
01:00:03
I'm assuming it's just more or less a noise suppressor.
01:00:05
It's not really in your voice.
01:00:07
It's not like cutting you off or walking on your perfect.
01:00:10
No, I wouldn't be so bold as to say perfect.
01:00:12
I've been doing it for several episodes.
01:00:14
Like I said, I tried to put on the normalize
01:00:17
or on top of that and I just didn't like it or the auto game and I didn't like it.
01:00:20
It was too.
01:00:21
So the build. Dr.
01:00:23
Dash Balderdash. Wait, so how did you do that, George?
01:00:25
Did you audit what you did or did you think work on it later?
01:00:29
Like reflect on the idea?
01:00:32
Yeah Yeah,
01:00:33
I added some shit and it didn't like it that much and I thought it was too much.
01:00:36
And then I went back.
01:00:38
I decided to just strip it down and I went with one.
01:00:40
I got cancellation and I was kind curious.
01:00:42
I went with to echo cancellations on top of each other, and I like that a lot.
01:00:47
And I thought it worked really well.
01:00:49
And then I decided to try and auto gain
01:00:51
maybe a couple of episodes later and I fucking didn't like it as much.
01:00:53
So I went back to just straight to
01:00:55
but you really can't fully reflect on it and improved it.
01:00:58
I was like, Yeah. Carrie, One other topics. Hopefully
01:01:02
with anything that he does, I would assume, right?
01:01:05
No, I was questioning should I even be on
01:01:09
screen with my bald head wonky grille?
01:01:12
I mean, it's, it's not I'm not exactly presentable, but you know what?
01:01:18
Screw it.
01:01:19
If there's some
01:01:20
there's charm to it, number one.
01:01:22
Number two, you got a new positioning.
01:01:25
I feel like the camera angles change. What happened there?
01:01:28
Yeah, what happened here?
01:01:28
And it's going in that I've got a.
01:01:31
I'm on a stand.
01:01:33
Yeah. It doesn't shake when you move.
01:01:35
That's better to everything about it.
01:01:36
We got a guy like you shake your card and can you shake when you move.
01:01:40
But you have the captain's. Yeah.
01:01:43
There's, there's all sorts of stuff going on back there.
01:01:46
Like there's a picture here that, that's an Imperial Guard.
01:01:53
Well, yeah,
01:01:56
you know, I'm good under the guard,
01:02:01
so you can go too slow.
01:02:03
You can slow? I don't know.
01:02:04
How hard was that?
01:02:06
It was the last Canada before Norway was chosen as the one and only Jewish guide.
01:02:11
Before there were one there.
01:02:14
When Judaism was a
01:02:19
What's that called?
01:02:20
A polytheistic construct. Yes.
01:02:27
Whether or not one God
01:02:29
or there are three gods with Christianity,
01:02:34
I feel like they're all talking about the same God.
01:02:36
Yeah, they are.
01:02:37
They've got a neighbor now.
01:02:40
How do you know what kind of Abraham is The Old Testament?
01:02:43
God, I meant after Christ. Oh, no, I just.
01:02:47
I have a very sound understanding.
01:02:50
I've got my theology is is tight.
01:02:54
But you call that the God of Abraham.
01:02:55
So you're admitting that is the God?
01:03:00
Yes. Yes, it's a God.
01:03:03
Oh, okay.
01:03:03
So you believe in God?
01:03:04
You believe in God.
01:03:07
I believe there are great stories about all sorts of stuff.
01:03:11
I believe in Captain Crunch.
01:03:13
Do you think the theory of gravity is driven?
01:03:15
The theory of string theory, Right.
01:03:18
Are multi universes.
01:03:20
The string theory is not as strong.
01:03:23
Is the theory of gravity? Absolutely not.
01:03:25
Maybe we need to define instead of just hypothesis, theory and law.
01:03:29
Maybe we need more definitions to spread that spectrum
01:03:33
a little wider instead of just qualifying as a theory.
01:03:37
If cause gravity to me, gravity and string
01:03:40
and multi universe are all in the same theory category.
01:03:44
Scientifically, I feel the same way, but I feel like Gary stretches that spectrum
01:03:47
way farther than it needs to be.
01:03:49
That's different.
01:03:50
Spectrum Oh, sorry, you're mocking, aren't you?
01:03:54
Your marketing manager to Archer Clip Ready for my buttons?
01:03:58
I'll try.
01:03:59
I'll try
01:04:02
that for the Clippers.
01:04:03
Roll it.
01:04:05
I don't even put it up here.
01:04:07
I put one up here.
01:04:09
I don't know where it went.
01:04:11
Well, I'll keep asking.
01:04:13
No, no. Is there.
01:04:15
Well, if we want to go back to
01:04:17
go back to religion.
01:04:18
I've got something
01:04:20
I, I want to try to make something, but I haven't
01:04:25
even figured it out yet.
01:04:26
But we're going to we're going to go to the flags caught here.
01:04:30
Oh, okay.
01:04:31
Yeah.
01:04:40
All right, great.
01:04:40
So fucking great drums. Don't stop there.
01:04:43
I'm Wapner. You're Doug Llewellyn.
01:04:46
He's like, that's like the second coolest guy that I've ever heard.
01:04:51
Whoever does you, Elon.
01:04:55
Yeah, he's the bailiff. Right?
01:04:57
Tell the the announcer I don't know.
01:05:00
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:05:05
All right.
01:05:06
That's the other one scored by the field.
01:05:10
Half. Not
01:05:14
the jury.
01:05:15
Oh, no.
01:05:20
We presented a story a couple episodes ago
01:05:23
around Christmas time about the Iowa
01:05:29
A Oh, yeah, it was Iowa, but it was a mississippi Mississippi politician.
01:05:33
But there was a Iowa
01:05:36
State Capitol building
01:05:37
that displayed a site satanic.
01:05:41
And this is it right here.
01:05:43
And this this guy is in a lot of photos.
01:05:45
For some reason, he must love the satanic little
01:05:49
vigil, whatever the fuck you want to call it.
01:05:52
And so there was a mississippi politician that came through
01:05:55
and actually knocked this part of it over.
01:05:59
Oh, accidentally.
01:06:01
That's vandalism.
01:06:04
It is on purpose or accidentally on purpose.
01:06:07
Logo.
01:06:08
I thought like the logo had been great
01:06:09
if the whole thing was just a little accidental.
01:06:11
Whoops. And everyone went nuts over it.
01:06:12
Yeah, well, my whole fun argument to that is just playing
01:06:16
on the aspect of freedom of religion versus anti-religion.
01:06:20
And I made the point of there most most people that are atheists
01:06:24
and Satan worshipers, are they actually a religion
01:06:29
or are they
01:06:30
mocking religion or do they only exist to mock Christianity?
01:06:34
We have a construct for conversation
01:06:37
that really didn't dissolve one way or the other.
01:06:40
But yeah,
01:06:42
how would you find this person in your court of law
01:06:46
based on the evidence given?
01:06:51
I'm certain they are atheists and they're mocking religion.
01:06:56
You're my answer to the charge of vandalism.
01:07:00
Oh, where
01:07:03
you slap them on the ruling or do you make them pay for it,
01:07:07
make it a murder charge,
01:07:08
and then have a plea bargain down to vandalism like the real police do?
01:07:13
Oh, I like that.
01:07:14
You're the shit out of a 20 year.
01:07:16
You know what? You might win. You might.
01:07:18
You might not. And there's going to be like, Oh, fuck.
01:07:22
Prosecutors out there that are.
01:07:23
Watch this right now. Go. Shit. He's.
01:07:25
He knows what he knows.
01:07:26
Our trick.
01:07:29
Yeah.
01:07:31
So this here's another thing is that couple
01:07:35
looks like the remember Saturday Night Live lowered expectations.
01:07:40
Yeah.
01:07:41
Yeah, that's what they look like to me.
01:07:45
Those people.
01:07:46
Okay, so how would you feel if the person who did this
01:07:52
was actually charged under hate crime laws?
01:07:57
I don't. I don't agree with the dude hate crime.
01:07:59
That's stupid.
01:08:00
Every crime has some level of malicious,
01:08:03
which in turn could, you know, is a malicious kind of hate.
01:08:08
Have you ever.
01:08:10
So that's that's kind of the point here.
01:08:12
So it is it's a satanic
01:08:15
religion which is hating on nonstate religions
01:08:20
and somehow they're allowed to hate.
01:08:25
Yeah.
01:08:25
As soon as you had
01:08:26
hate crimes, what you just did is you created some protected group.
01:08:30
You're considering this a religion, a legitimate religion.
01:08:34
I think every ridiculous religion,
01:08:37
if they did it,
01:08:37
if they followed all the rules and they do what you
01:08:39
whatever you need to do to be a religion is a religion is to hate on.
01:08:44
We have we went over this though it wasn't isn't the Scientology
01:08:48
wasn't that written to make fun of them and mark them?
01:08:50
And they said, okay, well, we'll just do it for real.
01:08:53
What do you mean?
01:08:55
L Ron Hubbard wrote Dianetics as a mocking joke
01:08:58
to religion, and now there are tons of people.
01:09:01
And really time line.
01:09:04
I mean, there's a lot of criminals.
01:09:06
My mistake is you're trying to say that this isn't valid religion
01:09:09
because they're just a they're just a group mocking religion.
01:09:12
So they shouldn't be taken seriously as the way I interpret it.
01:09:14
They're they they actually almost, you know,
01:09:18
undoubtably emit
01:09:21
hatred in the things that they want to practice.
01:09:25
And I'm not against interpreting that.
01:09:26
Maybe I'm misinterpreting what they actually believe in.
01:09:28
But I would I would like to think that, you know, the Church of, Satan
01:09:33
believes in satanic things which can be.
01:09:36
Did Gary go to the graveyard?
01:09:38
Morbid.
01:09:40
Oh, are we getting a walk into the paneling of the dog?
01:09:44
That startled me.
01:09:46
You just startle the dog with the dog? No,
01:09:52
I don't know if he cut out
01:09:53
or if he's it, but I can tell he was charged with a felony.
01:09:56
Know he can. I don't know. I can hear him for sure.
01:09:59
He's muted charged with a felony under the state hate crime statute.
01:10:04
So he was charged with a hate crime
01:10:06
for knocking over a Satan, worshiping display.
01:10:10
Hate crimes are just completely foolish.
01:10:12
I don't I just don't feel like that. That's a hate crime.
01:10:15
I get how they can interpret that as a hate crime. But it's almost like
01:10:19
the whole reason that
01:10:21
that altar is there would would be a hate crime in itself.
01:10:25
Right.
01:10:25
Like that's why that religion, if you want to call it
01:10:28
or you want to call Satanism a religion that's why you have to
01:10:31
I mean, we live in a secular country that allows freedom of religion.
01:10:36
It's not for you to decide whether or not you as your but
01:10:39
citizen or anybody or any public figure.
01:10:42
It's certainly not up to them to decide which one's ridiculous or not.
01:10:45
What's with the chanting of of anti-fascism?
01:10:49
What's with the hatred towards Nazis or freedom of speech?
01:10:52
Freedom of freedom of belief?
01:10:54
No, this is absolutely you are allowed to say
01:10:57
at the time you kill and all that Nazi stuff, at least in America.
01:11:01
I mean, you're allowed to say it, but
01:11:04
I don't I don't get how
01:11:08
I don't know.
01:11:08
I guess I guess it's all equal.
01:11:11
I see.
01:11:11
End of the day amendment doesn't say you have a right to say what you want.
01:11:15
You have a right to worship what you want, except for say no.
01:11:18
I guess it's like if you if you like,
01:11:22
if you read my father, I shoot you with a gun.
01:11:24
I still killed you like, you know, so I guess that, right?
01:11:29
Yeah.
01:11:30
Weirdly, none of the Constitution,
01:11:31
nothing in the Constitution protects you from not dying.
01:11:35
It only protects you from able to protect from it only protects
01:11:38
the government from not taking away your rights to protect yourself
01:11:42
or to worship what you want.
01:11:44
As ridiculous as you want.
01:11:47
And I
01:11:47
think you should even be allowed to scream fire in a crowded like freedom of speech
01:11:52
allows you to scream fire in a crowded theater.
01:11:55
Nothing can stop you.
01:11:56
You can get a ticket inciting.
01:11:58
It's inciting. Sure.
01:12:00
Good.
01:12:01
But the Constitution Dash, you can turn around the next day,
01:12:04
go to that same theater and yell it again.
01:12:07
I think you'd be damned. I think you.
01:12:09
I think you would be banned from that establishment.
01:12:12
You go to a different theater
01:12:14
while you're there abridging your speech, and it's against the Constitution.
01:12:18
No, sir.
01:12:18
You're causing a riot.
01:12:21
I've read the Constitution. Nowhere.
01:12:23
Balderdash kept in a crowded theater.
01:12:25
Nowhere does it say for unpopular speech.
01:12:27
And nor does it say, except for Satanist,
01:12:31
because just the idea of the fact
01:12:33
they were very specific about what they wanted to put in there at the time.
01:12:37
Well, the fact that they were allowed to seems kind of
01:12:41
like a troll job, right?
01:12:43
And so for someone to troll them back and then for them to get charged
01:12:46
for trolling them back just seems kind of like balderdash
01:12:49
it seemed like a very shitty
01:12:51
kind of disco ball look and fucking ram's head on the top of that thing.
01:12:55
And they wanted to.
01:12:56
It's like a they said like seven $700 to like 1200 dollars in damage
01:13:02
and it's like just fucking make the guy pay for, call it the fucking day.
01:13:08
Yeah.
01:13:08
And then now the so the hate crime will probably be on a terrorist watch list.
01:13:12
They, we lost Gary again.
01:13:15
We did.
01:13:16
He's, he's already petering out in 715.
01:13:18
Turned off the light.
01:13:21
No, we get wood paneling.
01:13:22
You're going to turn on the light.
01:13:25
You're turning on the light.
01:13:26
You went totally dark. I thought. I
01:13:29
thought we lost.
01:13:32
Didn't you play?
01:13:33
I think you should have.
01:13:35
Give us a chance, Jordan. I would have drawn.
01:13:37
I would have went outside because right now we can't hear or see you
01:13:41
right now.
01:13:42
We lost George.
01:13:42
To what? What?
01:13:44
I'm here. I'm here.
01:13:45
Everybody's here. You're. Let's see.
01:13:47
You're still black on that other screen.
01:13:49
I got it.
01:13:49
It's February. I got that.
01:13:51
Oh, it's February 5th. You know, the national days.
01:13:53
It is.
01:13:54
It's national secretary's.
01:13:55
I mean, I'm National Weather Persons Day.
01:13:59
Weather People's, but it's also weather, weather man's day.
01:14:02
So they didn't get rid of the old one.
01:14:03
There's much there's some stubborn 60 year old weather man that's like
01:14:06
I will not be called the weather person.
01:14:10
And I don't take no orders from the woman.
01:14:12
By the way.
01:14:13
By the way, I don't take no orders from no women
01:14:20
going to work. So
01:14:23
I don't want to go that far deep.
01:14:24
But I did that, did kind of tie into I saw it didn't you have a
01:14:28
didn't you play the video of the woman choking on gum
01:14:32
on the side of the freeway?
01:14:34
Then we already play this.
01:14:36
I don't I don't know.
01:14:38
I saw somebody fall off a roof.
01:14:40
Was she battling? Was she battling. Come.
01:14:42
Should I forgot that word already performs Heimlich maneuver
01:14:44
and motor is choking on a piece of gum in the middle of the.
01:14:47
I don't know how this bitch is.
01:14:48
Like she's choking on gum and she decided to just fucking pull over.
01:14:52
Chad Stephens.
01:14:53
That's really weird, but she's just pulled over
01:14:55
and is just like, I don't know what.
01:14:56
What is she doing?
01:14:57
Like,
01:14:58
are you seeing somebody pull over and she's going to running in front of a car?
01:15:01
Are you saying it's fate that I have to go find a new job or save man?
01:15:06
Just so happens this cop happens to be like, in the area
01:15:08
and she's he's like, What the fuck's going on?
01:15:10
And it's literally a piece of fucking gum.
01:15:12
It's as fucking real as 911.
01:15:14
I'm just saying, they have they talk about women drivers,
01:15:17
but they don't say anything about women chewing.
01:15:20
She thought it was a
01:15:21
groovy mushroom trying to breathe and is lame.
01:15:24
And her gum.
01:15:25
There better be a hand drying and not an actual tattoo.
01:15:28
The dumbest shit.
01:15:29
I was looking at her T-shirt now.
01:15:31
I didn't touch the gum, Stephen says.
01:15:33
He was like, It looked like a good piece of gun show loophole.
01:15:37
So I know the fact he gave her a ticket for littering the gum on the street.
01:15:41
I know she's a little bit oversize, but you know
01:15:44
the rip on her, sir, that, you know, is a little bit big piece of gum.
01:15:47
Yeah. I wonder why. Flavor.
01:15:49
It looked like a good sized piece of gum, though.
01:15:50
So jokes are appropriate now. She ate the whole pack.
01:15:53
I didn't touch the gum. Right? Yeah. Even says he was.
01:15:56
I'm so compulsive, I end up eating the whole pack.
01:15:58
That's Why don't you gum
01:16:01
right
01:16:03
over fruit strike in the past.
01:16:04
Samantha, I love fruits. They just stop making that.
01:16:07
You ever eat the. The wrapper, too.
01:16:09
They said you can see the wrapper on those if they dissolve.
01:16:11
No, but I've heard that I would,
01:16:13
I would occasionally would make the gum a little bit more tough in the long run.
01:16:17
But it would, it would dissolve.
01:16:18
But you could tell the difference of it.
01:16:19
A slight but between not having the what I we used
01:16:22
do I used to go up to my candy store when I was a little kid.
01:16:24
I buy fruit stripe gum and smarties and then whenever the gunmen lose flavor,
01:16:28
I'd pops Martin and it would burst the gum back up with a little bit of
01:16:32
fruit stripe.
01:16:33
You can kill that.
01:16:33
Yeah.
01:16:33
That's why having the wrap around
01:16:35
there was some cinnamon flavor on the wrapper.
01:16:38
Brilliant. Brilliant life.
01:16:39
So what you're telling our viewers is, if you keep the gum on the wrapper,
01:16:42
the taste will last forever.
01:16:43
Just fruit gum roots are gum only.
01:16:45
It was the only gum that had paper that dissolved
01:16:48
when you spit it when you were done with the gum.
01:16:50
I assume that I swallow you swallow gum.
01:16:54
I was going to.
01:16:54
I was going to ask if you could still see any of the paper left there.
01:16:57
It completely dissolved.
01:17:00
We got to get some fruit stripe gum.
01:17:02
I don't know if they make that anymore.
01:17:04
You just know that.
01:17:05
I know they didn't.
01:17:06
I tried finding it when I heard they were,
01:17:07
you know, and I was like, this is the ploy.
01:17:09
This is like a going out of business deal,
01:17:11
but we're going to bring it back two weeks later.
01:17:13
Everybody's going to fund go out and buy it all.
01:17:17
Yeah, so I've heard that and it's good.
01:17:20
I noticed her panic.
01:17:22
I'm glad I was able to be green place at the right time.
01:17:25
And like I said, that's what we're here to do, Have a seat.
01:17:29
He was what?
01:17:29
He was at the right place at the right time.
01:17:32
I think that's the good the like the opposite of of superfluous.
01:17:36
You didn't need a medic.
01:17:37
He's only using two syllables of every word.
01:17:40
Like somebody just took a sharpie and autograph the fuck out of her arms
01:17:43
because, like, these are the dumbest tattoos I've seen Go to the next.
01:17:47
What does it say?
01:17:47
Back up. Right there was going to read it.
01:17:49
It said that it said Mom of torture.
01:17:51
There was like, She's so late and noticed her panic.
01:17:55
They look like shit.
01:17:56
I was there like a very strange place at the right time. Got out.
01:17:59
She's not a mom, right?
01:18:01
If it says right place at the right time.
01:18:03
But if it says no regrets, sit down for a minute.
01:18:06
Catch your brother. I mean, she has this problem all the time.
01:18:08
I don't know if it's just the the gum I got.
01:18:11
Like, what is the skull like,
01:18:14
it's not a tattoo.
01:18:15
She practiced Drew that on there.
01:18:16
She's one of those kind of looks like.
01:18:17
But I'm pretty sure it's probably Pokemon.
01:18:21
Even her her shirt has a similar terrible artwork on it, so I'm
01:18:25
pretty sure I was referring to the shirt when I said, Well, what does it say?
01:18:29
Fruit on the filler, Groovy mushrooms.
01:18:34
Trump fella.
01:18:35
Rockefeller.
01:18:36
Thomas Jefferson.
01:18:38
Trump a booker.
01:18:40
It's like it says Thomas Jefferson.
01:18:43
Stein It says Trump's a fucker at the cemetery.
01:18:45
There's a mushroom on that saying, right?
01:18:47
It's very similar to the mushrooms that are drawn right here.
01:18:50
So she is the artist or whoever she's fucking is the artist.
01:18:54
And they're a terrible artist because those mushrooms look like shit,
01:18:57
you know, the artist owns the copyright for that tattoo.
01:19:00
For purposes, kid.
01:19:01
You said Neon never a victim is a say.
01:19:06
Thomas Jefferson
01:19:12
Never a victim.
01:19:14
So she's literally a victim right now.
01:19:19
Yeah, she's getting saved.
01:19:20
A victim of choking her own and the highway.
01:19:24
When the fuck did Gary go?
01:19:26
Did he?
01:19:26
A yes. B without, us knowing he was frozen,
01:19:30
he could have been saying anything for L.A..
01:19:32
It's continued on to the next CO all out of
01:19:36
Tarrant County.
01:19:37
I'm at Houston, Cherokee man.
01:19:40
He's.
01:19:44
Yeah.
01:19:45
And then to finish up the women segment can we get another I've I've drop
01:19:50
I think so let me see if I can get my fucking screen work in here
01:19:53
just to finish up my just to finish up my women's segment
01:19:58
since you dropped everything Moved one thing in, son.
01:20:02
A bitch.
01:20:04
I'm losing it.
01:20:05
It's gone.
01:20:08
Is. And I don't take no orders from the woman.
01:20:10
By the way.
01:20:11
By the way, I don't take no orders from no women.
01:20:14
Every once in a while I go to push it and then somebody
01:20:16
is going to say something else.
01:20:17
So I drag it instead of making it play, and then I lose where I've dragged it to
01:20:23
me. Now
01:20:26
I'm sharing you already with Gary.
01:20:28
I don't know if I can share you anymore.
01:20:32
Yeah.
01:20:33
What do you do?
01:20:35
Is that a commercial keypad?
01:20:38
Do we get pennies for that?
01:20:40
If somebody needs a
01:20:43
defibrillator, we're almost to a dollar play
01:20:46
figure, and we.
01:20:50
Hey, asshole, I watch your stupid and I skipped it.
01:20:53
I can do it.
01:21:01
Where did you see that?
01:21:04
Maybe that's a video.
01:21:08
That's just a trick.
01:21:10
AIDS.
01:21:10
Are those the bombs or those IUDs?
01:21:13
No, that's the IUD.
01:21:17
What goes in the vagina.
01:21:18
The other goes in the ground and kills soldiers.
01:21:20
See this?
01:21:21
This isn't very Christian.
01:21:22
Like.
01:21:25
Oh, there we go.
01:21:26
Hold on. I'm offended by that.
01:21:28
I, I practice Christian morality when I pull up
01:21:31
behind one of these vehicles, Facebook messages come by.
01:21:34
You need to practice
01:21:37
morality.
01:21:37
Just use morality.
01:21:38
There is reason you don't have to practice it.
01:21:41
You're not good at it yet.
01:21:42
My doctor practices medicine.
01:21:45
You Facebook. That's just that.
01:21:48
That's an admission of guilt that they don't know what the fuck they're doing.
01:21:51
The lawyers practice law, you balance it.
01:21:55
To me, that's real close to trying private Christian school.
01:21:58
Either do your law or don't do your lot of practice.
01:22:01
You're running a little.
01:22:02
I know that's our language. I Don't like
01:22:04
being at the entire windshield back when she felt like it either.
01:22:08
Like the Thomas is a problem you find yourself.
01:22:11
I'm against the women pouring themselves in.
01:22:13
Only fans.
01:22:14
But I'm also against the school in Florida.
01:22:17
They're having a problem with it.
01:22:19
And what she has isn't only what do I do,
01:22:21
I have a problem with posting, you know, explicit content, adult content, for sure.
01:22:25
Klein, who goes by Piper fan, says only fans is her.
01:22:29
Let's zoom in on their way of life only the only families
01:22:32
you know behind closed doors lifestyle that we've now decided to share.
01:22:35
But not all parents want what Klein is sharing shared at school
01:22:40
with some moms complaining to Klein and the school got point
01:22:44
to use the main entrance and instead drop her kids off across the.
01:22:48
So she got to be a back door man.
01:22:50
She got to sneak in the back door, not from on campus but parents app
01:22:54
that's going to help Do you think that's going to help solution.
01:22:56
If Klein wants to use the main drop off, why not take the decathlon?
01:23:00
And that would seem like an easy thing to say.
01:23:02
It's when do we call the front the name drop off?
01:23:04
That's my family.
01:23:05
This provides a very it's my I.
01:23:08
She's also dropping them off at a Christian school.
01:23:10
Then nobody's going after the friend for the Christian values.
01:23:14
It's all about just my children.
01:23:16
And no matter how well you know,
01:23:17
you can do that excuse are married, right parent born as are
01:23:21
and if that's kind of the first thing they're saying when they're going into
01:23:27
a place.
01:23:27
Trust me, they've already jerked off to only family to get to school.
01:23:32
It's not like they're she has a picture of them fucking on her back window.
01:23:35
It's never been like that, you know, Young in the morning,
01:23:39
like it was a morning ritual for me.
01:23:41
I'll admit it right right on camera.
01:23:44
Also, honestly, all the kids at the school,
01:23:47
this woman is not like the I'd fuck her
01:23:50
over a bunch of uglier chicks, but if I had my choice,
01:23:53
she would be towards the tail end of of anyone that I would fuck.
01:23:57
I would assume so.
01:23:58
I doubt the kids are so do her tailored.
01:24:02
I'm just saying I doubt the kids are seeing her
01:24:03
pull up and go like, Oh yeah, I'm going to go
01:24:05
pay for that versus like, I don't know, see some hotter piece of ass
01:24:08
that's probably much more along the age they are she's out of the, out
01:24:13
of the morbid curiosity of it just she's not just the hot mom in her own opinion.
01:24:18
In their opinion she's the hot mom they can go check out on the Internet.
01:24:20
They're definitely very aware.
01:24:22
She's not that someone doesn't she doesn't have to be, though, for them
01:24:26
to put you know, to do.
01:24:29
Yeah.
01:24:29
For them matter to pay for, print
01:24:32
some pictures out and then slip them in the kid's locker as a joke, you know.
01:24:35
Yeah. They're not above doing that.
01:24:37
I would probably use the same kids that in the 1980s were going in the library
01:24:40
trying to find that one book with the Geographic, National Geographic
01:24:44
Orangutan.
01:24:46
And so that was bad wording.
01:24:48
There was there was there was writing and then there were also
01:24:52
I'm going to stop. I have nowhere to go with this.
01:24:54
Somebody else.
01:24:55
Yeah, well, I was going to say that four or five years ago, someone saved him
01:24:59
four or five years ago, I saw a girl.
01:25:02
She was. Oh, wait a minute.
01:25:05
Something right, right.
01:25:07
By like, I think 11 mile, six, only six.
01:25:09
And like Shaner, getting on the 696 and
01:25:15
what working the 696,
01:25:17
we call it the wormhole stuck up
01:25:20
looking kinda research and I on the back of her vehicle
01:25:25
that she had had written you know how you like when you graduate
01:25:28
you get the markers that you can write on the windows.
01:25:31
She had that shit and it was painted, but her only fans
01:25:34
and I'm like that's kind of a brilliant marketing scheme but that that was some
01:25:39
I'm assuming some who are that you know is in the metro Detroit
01:25:43
area of you know within the Warren South Warren area.
01:25:48
Well and it made sense, right?
01:25:50
This woman's dropping her kids off at
01:25:53
the Christian school.
01:25:55
I don't know what you feel like that's any different
01:25:58
or we just keep they're doing the same thing.
01:26:01
Do we do we treat them the same or do we look at them differently?
01:26:05
Because I feel like I look at them differently. So
01:26:08
I don't look at them differently because of the whole free speech thing
01:26:11
and the whole freedom of religion thing.
01:26:12
But I'm sure it's just a Christian school.
01:26:15
I'm sure it's a provide context. I look at context.
01:26:18
I'm sure it's not a Christian school.
01:26:20
I'm sure it's a private school.
01:26:22
If it's a private school, they're considering holding
01:26:24
a set of laws.
01:26:27
I don't know if it says much about the school, Christian school.
01:26:30
That's all serves, I think.
01:26:31
Yeah, 100%.
01:26:32
There's no
01:26:33
I know for a fact in the United States you can't have a Christian public school,
01:26:38
so it has to be a private school.
01:26:39
So they have every right to do whatever they want as a private business.
01:26:42
Sadly, liberty or certainly you, it's liberty.
01:26:46
Christian Prep. Yeah. What's wrong with that?
01:26:49
What's wrong with going to a school like that?
01:26:50
But you've got a problem with
01:26:51
people that went to school with that Christian prep crap that's in the name.
01:26:55
I won't say where I went.
01:26:56
The prep fucking preppy.
01:27:00
That's a college prep motherfucking prep way ahead of the game.
01:27:03
If you didn't go to a high school with Prep in the name,
01:27:05
you were going to an elementary school.
01:27:07
Trust me,
01:27:09
because I went to an element.
01:27:10
I'm sorry.
01:27:10
I feel like public high school.
01:27:12
I get confused sometimes.
01:27:14
I went to a public high school for the last few years
01:27:17
and I can absolutely compare that their night and day difference.
01:27:21
And I'm insulting an entire public school generation and I apologize,
01:27:25
but It's a fact.
01:27:27
Private schools
01:27:27
are head and shoulders, night and day, excelling so far ahead
01:27:31
with scores, realistic scores, metrics, graduation rate.
01:27:35
There isn't one number that is not just a little bit better, but way better.
01:27:41
But that's obvious if you put your money to give it to the United states government
01:27:45
and they have to give it to the state government
01:27:46
and they have to give it to
01:27:47
county government
01:27:48
and they have to get to the city government
01:27:49
and there's no money left for you to learn.
01:27:51
But if you're a private school, you pay the teachers, you your money, you
01:27:54
you write a check the beginning of the year.
01:27:55
So you you're showing up. You're saying why?
01:27:58
What are my what are you learning? What are you teaching?
01:27:59
You know, you want to know both sides because you're invested with your money.
01:28:03
You pay for the product, you want it.
01:28:04
You want the product to be good. So guess what?
01:28:07
It is not always, but it's always better.
01:28:10
It's not always good, but it's always better than public.
01:28:12
And I'm sure there's public.
01:28:14
Exactly.
01:28:16
I'm talking about averages and generalizations.
01:28:18
I'm sure there's one public school you can find
01:28:20
that's better than one private school.
01:28:22
And that doesn't necessarily mean
01:28:26
anything.
01:28:28
But here's the here's another bad thing, though.
01:28:29
You may be wasting a lot of time in somebody's
01:28:33
opinion with the religious aspect of it.
01:28:36
Like, I mean, I can imagine all the other things I could have been
01:28:38
learning, you know, aside from the Bible five days a week.
01:28:44
I want to I was confirmed.
01:28:46
I went to catechism, but it was once a fucking
01:28:51
once a month.
01:28:52
Yeah. Now imagine that.
01:28:54
But three Catholics don't study the Bible.
01:28:58
They the imagine imagine that
01:29:01
three times a day with church in the middle.
01:29:04
And then a Wednesday was like just all church area.
01:29:09
But I still managed to learn math, English and science
01:29:12
and music. Catholics don't study the Bible.
01:29:14
Then what did I study in catechism and what did I make my confirmation?
01:29:19
What was I studying?
01:29:22
It was the prepping ritual.
01:29:25
What's with you?
01:29:26
Prepping.
01:29:28
That's all I could find.
01:29:29
Who studies the Bible?
01:29:31
But with you prepping
01:29:35
those things is preppy.
01:29:36
But it's pretty preppy.
01:29:40
Like a preppy.
01:29:41
You know, preppy.
01:29:43
Seinfeld's new moms and took off my hockey jersey.
01:29:47
I noticed last week I was wearing the same shirt as episode 20 Pledge.
01:29:53
Yes. Dance number 20.
01:29:56
Yeah. My birthday.
01:29:58
I also noticed last week was our second
01:30:02
adjective as a topic, and today is our second
01:30:08
board game as a topic.
01:30:10
But I don't know all the board games names.
01:30:11
I mean, there could be one called balls or space or something, so I'm sure
01:30:16
never mind all that.
01:30:17
That board game sounded terrible and there's even game shows
01:30:22
that, yeah, they're terrible.
01:30:25
They're not worth bringing to know to make you angry or mad.
01:30:30
So we're not going to we're not going to play that today Bolded segment.
01:30:34
Yeah, no,
01:30:34
I got all the games I want to play, but I'll sit here and play.
01:30:37
Balderdash. Do you want to play Balderdash?
01:30:39
You want to play balderdash?
01:30:41
I want to play Alder Dash.
01:30:43
Well, Doctor,
01:30:46
I don't have to tell you, things are bad.
01:30:48
Everybody knows things are bad.
01:30:49
Third impression is everybody is out of work or scared.
01:30:53
It was quite overplayed, but we will definitely overplay it
01:30:56
one more time with banks going bust, shopkeepers keep it low.
01:31:00
Yeah, banks are running wild in the street.
01:31:03
That sounds good.
01:31:04
I haven't found anything wrong with anything you said so far.
01:31:07
We know the air is unfit to breathe.
01:31:10
The food is unfit to eat.
01:31:12
We sit watching our TVs while some local newscaster
01:31:15
tells us that today we had 15 homicides in 63 violent crimes.
01:31:19
As if that's the way it's supposed to be.
01:31:21
Well, you know, things are bad. Worse than bad.
01:31:23
They're crazy.
01:31:24
It's like everything everywhere is going crazy, so we don't go out anymore.
01:31:28
We sit in the house and slowly the world we're living in is getting smaller.
01:31:31
And all we say is, Please, at least leave us alone in our living rooms.
01:31:35
Let me have my toaster and my TV and my steel radios.
01:31:38
And I won't say anything.
01:31:39
Just leave us alone.
01:31:40
Well, I'm not going to leave you alone.
01:31:42
I want you to get mad.
01:31:45
I don't want you to protest.
01:31:46
I don't want you to ride. I don't want you to ride your congressman.
01:31:48
Because I wouldn't know what to tell you to write.
01:31:50
I don't know what to do about the depression
01:31:52
and the inflation and the Russians and the crime in the street.
01:31:55
The Russians always at first, those damn Russians.
01:31:57
But you've got to say I'm a human being.
01:32:01
God dammit, my life.
01:32:08
So I want you to get up now.
01:32:13
I want all of you to get up out of your chairs.
01:32:15
Oh, no.
01:32:16
I want you to get up right now and go to the window,
01:32:19
open it and stick your head out and yell,
01:32:22
I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take this anymore.
01:32:26
I want you to get up right now. Get up
01:32:30
windows, open them and stick your head out of jail.
01:32:32
I am as mad as hell and I'm not going to take this anymore.
01:32:35
Things have got to change.
01:32:36
How many stations does this go on?
01:32:39
I don't think I've seen this much of it.
01:32:41
Haven't got to take this anymore.
01:32:42
Then we'll figure out what to do about the Depression
01:32:45
and the inflation and the oil crisis.
01:32:47
But first,
01:32:49
we're going to stick your head out of jail and say,
01:32:52
I was mad as hell and not going to take this anymore.
01:32:57
Who are you talking to?
01:32:58
You know
01:32:59
how the yelling in Atlanta,
01:33:01
The yelling in Atlanta, Chad, are they yelling at the yelling in Michigan?
01:33:04
You going to say Iris, loser?
01:33:07
I'll be right back.
01:33:08
I have to go find a new job.
01:33:11
Dammit.
01:33:12
Get up, get up, Get up Out of your office.
01:33:15
Nobody's yelling the
01:33:17
stick your head out of the window.
01:33:19
Open it and stick it out and keep yelling and yell.
01:33:22
I'm as mad as hell.
01:33:23
I am not going to take this anymore.
01:33:25
Just get up from your chairs.
01:33:28
Nowadays, people laugh at you. They don't.
01:33:30
They don't yell with you.
01:33:31
They stick your head out and yell and keep yelling.
01:33:39
Oh, I can't take it anymore.
01:33:48
I'm mad as hell.
01:33:49
I'm not going to take it anymore.
01:33:54
Anymore.
01:33:55
It must have been a woman.
01:33:57
And I don't listen to women yelling.
01:33:58
I tell them to shut up
01:34:01
and hell,
01:34:11
if I take this anymore
01:34:20
and the government comes in.
01:34:30
So that's balderdash.
01:34:34
It's all balderdash, isn't it?
01:34:37
Yeah, it certainly is weird.
01:34:39
What do I hear?
01:34:41
But I don't know.
01:34:42
I didn't hear anything. That was. That was me.
01:34:46
Oh, nice.
01:34:47
We're just going to come through the headphones.
01:34:50
When I checked on Rumble, there was one like mine.
01:34:55
When I checked the Rumble, too, we missed a third off.
01:34:58
Give us a comment on what third option?
01:35:02
What? 911 was an inside job.
01:35:04
Oh, yeah. Well, third off is our number fan.
01:35:07
Only third off?
01:35:08
No. Something that
01:35:10
Russians, others don't.
01:35:12
Third off is right.
01:35:13
Goddamn Russkies,
01:35:16
third off.
01:35:18
Hey, how are we coming along on the merch?
01:35:20
I want a big backdrop. Like a cloth.
01:35:24
Like backdrop so we don't have to stare at the paneling any more.
01:35:28
And I want boxer shorts and I want a t shirt for third off.
01:35:32
I'm sending third off a t shirt.
01:35:34
I mean, you can get you know, I got one of that, right?
01:35:37
You got them.
01:35:38
They got the thong bathing suit.
01:35:41
It's like taking care of my entire family.
01:35:43
You're going to have to do that. Fine.
01:35:47
Balderdash.
01:35:51
I share here.
01:35:53
I got this. I've never even heard it yet.
01:35:55
We'll see what happens.
01:35:57
Usually these ones with talking and slow songs don't work, but we'll see.
01:36:00
Is it on there They to play?
01:36:01
I can't see it.
01:36:05
I can see it.
01:36:05
But there's a third.
01:36:07
There goes
01:36:14
nine.
01:36:40
I'll be right back.
01:36:41
I have to go find a new chapter.
01:36:47
Yes, It's this part.
01:36:53
I love it.
01:37:21
And I'm
01:37:26
like, No, run there.
01:37:44
That is utterly fantastic.
01:37:46
I like the gender balance.
01:37:48
This is flesh and dash. Now.
01:37:51
So question where you sign off, which you can't do
01:37:55
if you thinking about it was there was this chick
01:37:58
behind Ripley's Believe It or Not that they're not all real.
01:38:03
No, they were all real.
01:38:06
Are you sure?
01:38:07
No, I'm just I just blurted it out without thinking about it.
01:38:13
You sure you shouldn't do that?
01:38:14
That's dishonest.
01:38:17
And we have a topic.
01:38:18
Oh, balderdash.
01:38:22
I did it live.
01:38:24
I thought you'd say lies.
01:38:26
What?
01:38:26
So what separates balderdash from lies?
01:38:29
Lies, lies, lies.
01:38:31
Yeah.
01:38:32
This is a much better show,
01:38:36
much more refined.
01:38:38
So different syllables, more syllables.
01:38:40
But it's.
01:38:42
I just. I just like the.
01:38:44
Yeah, the bump, bump, bump up.
01:38:46
Oh, that's not balderdash for bum, bum,
01:38:50
bum bum bum bum bum
01:38:52
bum bum bum bum bum, bum bum.
01:38:56
Okay.
01:38:56
This next segment is Know your Flag.
01:39:00
Simple, simple question.
01:39:03
Which university do I claim as my alma mater?
01:39:07
Despite dropping out after only three semesters,
01:39:10
despite going there?
01:39:14
Wow. I don't know which one.
01:39:15
Any fucking right?
01:39:16
No follow up question.
01:39:19
What online universe accredited online
01:39:24
did I actually eventually get my degree from?
01:39:29
So your whole bootstraps episode
01:39:31
where you talk about your fucking I want to go to degree.
01:39:34
It was an online degree
01:39:38
bootstraps bitch
01:39:42
and that wasn't there wasn't an online degree in 2024.
01:39:45
That was an online degree in 1990.
01:39:47
What were you on like?
01:39:50
No mouth cords.
01:39:51
University of Phenix.
01:39:53
It was Diallo. It was University of Phenix.
01:39:55
There was no there was no what the fuck I was that.
01:40:00
That was a joke. That's a character joke. That's why.
01:40:02
So you didn't you?
01:40:03
I know you always I always saw that you haven't used your
01:40:09
the wonder pre degree degree
01:40:12
my fucker used, you know, in a way you don't use it.
01:40:16
Everyone looks at it on your resume.
01:40:18
The fuck is this To put it on your resume and use it.
01:40:21
That's what you use it on. You don't.
01:40:23
I've four jobs in my life.
01:40:27
That's it?
01:40:29
Yeah.
01:40:29
You saw the restaurant, the grocery store delivery driver,
01:40:35
the flash operator for the restaurant.
01:40:38
Grocery store.
01:40:38
That's two different ones.
01:40:39
Oh, yeah. Restaurant to the grocery store.
01:40:43
Very similar to the football game.
01:40:45
That's why that was stuck in my head.
01:40:47
They love that commercial, I think.
01:40:48
Oh, for the longest time I was in grocery store.
01:40:53
You know, I thought he was watching the game at the grocery store.
01:40:55
I thought it was
01:40:57
a combination football game and grocery store deliveries.
01:41:01
While he's at the football game, I'm Super Bowls that week.
01:41:05
Who do you guys like in that game?
01:41:07
The Lions?
01:41:08
I don't know.
01:41:09
I hope to see them at the game.
01:41:10
Rooting for his home team of Missouri, Kansas City.
01:41:14
I'm one of those assholes that still I'm so bitter from the lions
01:41:17
that I'm going to watch it, but I'm not going to enjoy it.
01:41:20
No, I'm not going to watch it at all.
01:41:21
I what my girlfriend and I have done for the last several years is
01:41:25
on Super Bowl day.
01:41:27
We go to,
01:41:29
you know, that weekend or whatever.
01:41:30
We go up north skiing or we go to somewhere publicly where
01:41:34
most people are going to be at home watching the game.
01:41:36
So it's great.
01:41:38
Oh, you losers sit at home living through some like Jewish Chinese food.
01:41:42
Christmas. Yeah, kind of. Yeah.
01:41:45
Well, I'm looking forward to it.
01:41:47
You're smart.
01:41:48
And the year before,
01:41:51
I'm looking forward to the Brady Indoor Show.
01:41:53
So as above, so below
01:41:56
this fucking early.
01:42:15
Here we go.
01:42:17
But I'm kind of the motherfucker to set it up.
01:42:20
Okay, So I go back.
01:42:21
I just want to go back in genocide.
01:42:24
The you one.
01:42:26
I was wrong and I apologize.
01:42:46
A few moments later,
01:42:56
it's the Brady
01:42:58
and Brady and Gary, as a fervent,
01:43:01
so beloved causes so close Brady
01:43:05
and for sure we're doing it our way.
01:43:09
We're gonna make it make our dreams come true Brady and John
01:43:13
show it's Brady and you're in session now Brady draw
01:43:39
you know we kind of clean up betting on this shit
01:43:42
and so today take it away guys it's a
01:43:46
C though He's C you're right on it.
01:43:48
He is you.
01:43:50
He's doing us because this is not the show
01:43:53
and he doesn't like the spotlight on the show.
01:43:55
Suddenly we become smarter, more wise.
01:43:57
I can speak.
01:43:58
I'm even a little more handsome for some reason on this show.
01:44:00
Even I look all right.
01:44:01
I'll admit I had the exact same shirt because I did laundry
01:44:04
and I'm stuck in work.
01:44:05
Oh, my God. I stole my pen. What the fuck?
01:44:09
See? Now, See, I would have noticed that.
01:44:11
I didn't notice that for the flat rant show, but I notice that for the Brady
01:44:14
and Draw show, that's just the kind of attention to detail.
01:44:18
I like to reflect on what I do and make it better.
01:44:21
Got to be more professional.
01:44:23
Yeah.
01:44:23
I just don't like that dismissing like the show in that manner.
01:44:26
You should clean up.
01:44:27
You're talking about there should be a final thought of some sort
01:44:32
rather than just like now he c he.
01:44:34
There you go.
01:44:35
He did that in the beginning because he he likes that he thinks
01:44:38
it's mic Mike drop moment.
01:44:41
So I think there could still be a mic
01:44:43
drop moment you just it's
01:44:46
I just really had the final thought the entrance is way
01:44:48
more important than the exit.
01:44:49
He likes the exit he thinks that's cool like Mike drop I'm sure there can be.
01:44:55
But if there is like if it's crickets and the mic drop, there's it's
01:44:58
kind of a plus. I don't want
01:44:59
or I don't think he'll admit this, but I don't think he napped at all.
01:45:04
So he's probably he said he
01:45:05
was going to be like, if I go to bed right now, I'll get four and a half hours.
01:45:09
I hate playing that game.
01:45:11
Well, I never noticed until last time.
01:45:13
You kind of, like, made this stink about like, Oh,
01:45:17
right around
01:45:18
midnight, 2 hours in, and it's like, okay, midnight.
01:45:21
I want you to make at least midnight.
01:45:23
Yeah. I'm like, Okay, maybe that's the threshold.
01:45:25
I'm expecting too much for him to take advantage of that.
01:45:28
It's our fault. I'll say that right to the camera.
01:45:30
It's our fault.
01:45:30
Because I told him we can't change the time because people count on the time.
01:45:35
Now he's stuck at 10 p.m.
01:45:36
because he's like, We'll never change it
01:45:39
out of spite and out of maybe common sense.
01:45:41
I'm not sure with him.
01:45:42
As two times I said, I'm not sure with him and then the other thing,
01:45:46
as you said, an hour and a half is the perfect podcast length.
01:45:49
That's what I've heard.
01:45:50
Well, I know, but he heard it too now.
01:45:53
And that was recorded. Recorded.
01:45:54
You know, he's got video.
01:45:57
He's got to parachute at an hour and 30 and he's like that Perfect.
01:46:01
I would that's a recorded audio only podcast with
01:46:05
yeah he takes this is different it's a different content
01:46:09
and plus with our level and our amateurish it takes us 5 hours to get maybe
01:46:14
minutes ago
01:46:16
let's find that is
01:46:18
fine I like it I like to slow because like you don't have to worry about editing.
01:46:21
You don't have to if, if somebody's saying something, you can say it all
01:46:24
as ridiculous or as long as it trails on to say cut.
01:46:28
Nobody can say stop.
01:46:28
Nobody can say as a
01:46:32
but one person is going to say that
01:46:34
there's a there's always a draw for live content versus recorded.
01:46:38
And you know full well the second he's off,
01:46:42
he wants to come back on.
01:46:43
You know, he doesn't know he's jealous
01:46:47
that wood paneling for some reason
01:46:49
we should something about the wood paneling
01:46:52
by the way, by the way.
01:46:55
Right, exactly.
01:46:56
Well, people don't understand what I mean when I say that
01:47:00
it's my way of being sexist in the real world.
01:47:02
And people don't know I like it, but they don't know what I'm talking about,
01:47:06
Right? I like little shit like that.
01:47:10
So what do you got?
01:47:10
You got anything?
01:47:13
Uh, no, that's fine.
01:47:15
I got. I got to.
01:47:16
I got to find the
01:47:18
pandemic video.
01:47:19
That's. That's important to me.
01:47:21
I got to put that on the record because I keep losing it.
01:47:24
Yeah, well, before I drove back from my job
01:47:27
last week, I was in Indiana,
01:47:30
and I woke up and I woke up to the groundhog Day celebration.
01:47:34
And I don't think I've ever
01:47:36
I don't think I've ever actually watched this shit before.
01:47:38
This is the dumbest shit I've ever seen number one.
01:47:43
Number two, there's like a bunch of people here for some fucking reason.
01:47:47
And I just feel like, shouldn't we have something better to do
01:47:50
with our time, our money can we all just go down to the homeless shelter
01:47:54
and all pitch in our time and money and effort there?
01:47:57
Also this groundhog, they're not hurting it,
01:47:59
but I'm not that like pussy when it comes to animal shit.
01:48:02
But I don't know.
01:48:04
I just feel like this thing just I just feel like this.
01:48:06
Things aren't enjoying itself that much.
01:48:09
Like it's they're just toting it around like
01:48:14
debris.
01:48:14
Curb, please place the real red carpet.
01:48:18
The fact they had to get the vice president to pass this shit
01:48:22
in like it's fucking.
01:48:25
This is embarrassing, right?
01:48:27
Are you ready?
01:48:30
I'm sure the businesses around
01:48:32
the area are thinking it's pretty fucking serious.
01:48:35
Yeah, right.
01:48:38
This is like, for the children.
01:48:39
This is like you would do at school.
01:48:41
Not like the whole town. It's intermission.
01:48:44
Before we get Phil out, we get him fired up
01:48:48
sometimes fills in there for. Two.
01:48:50
Phil? Yeah.
01:48:51
I don't think they should. I don't think they should make him come.
01:48:53
Phil Sometimes.
01:48:55
Sometimes Phil's bit the thing.
01:48:57
They should let him come, not make them come.
01:48:59
Who come? Many people are there for this.
01:49:02
Why the hell that's why The groundhog is scared shitless they're going to eat me.
01:49:06
I just saw it happen to the turkey in fucking in in November.
01:49:10
Well, let's go down
01:49:11
and watch the groundhog, because that actually makes fucking sense.
01:49:15
We to fucking shadow in their defense. Yeah.
01:49:17
We need the groundhog to tell these.
01:49:19
Back in the day,
01:49:20
these people would have been locked up in their homes in the middle of winter.
01:49:23
You know, when we used to have real winters,
01:49:25
probably for, I guess, three months.
01:49:27
Pennsylvania, the bad.
01:49:30
So you think there's any validity to this?
01:49:33
No, this is just a bunch of dipshits.
01:49:35
I took a guess in my head.
01:49:36
I was off by 1% with groundhogs.
01:49:41
Maybe they shouldn't do it now, though, is no different
01:49:44
than our shadow
01:49:47
president. Nobody.
01:49:48
Nobody wants to see Phil's shadow.
01:49:50
Is it literally just the season for Groundhog?
01:49:52
Just it came out of hibernation.
01:49:54
We did the groundhog come out of hibernation.
01:49:56
You are you seriously asking me that question?
01:49:59
Because I will research it.
01:50:00
That's my job to say yes.
01:50:01
I'm assuming the three K that it comes out of its burrow yet.
01:50:04
So obviously, is it casting a shadow If it didn't cast a shadow,
01:50:08
it must still be in its burrow.
01:50:09
Even if it has a shadow that means it came the fuck out.
01:50:11
So that means it thinks it's warming up, right?
01:50:14
And if it's fucking sunny as hell on February 5th
01:50:16
and he sees a shadow, chances are winter might be over.
01:50:20
That day it was freezing as fuck.
01:50:22
And I still.
01:50:22
I still saw deer.
01:50:23
My my girlfriend's cooking.
01:50:26
So saying there's no scientific reasoning behind this, it's just fucking
01:50:29
total balderdash.
01:50:31
Yeah, well, what do you think?
01:50:33
It's percentages.
01:50:34
I was off by 1%, and my guesstimate, Mr.
01:50:36
President, overall in all history, how accurate is parks?
01:50:41
I don't know. I'm curious.
01:50:42
I am curious of that.
01:50:44
I guess I want you to guess here
01:50:47
in this secretary, this all my stuff, they had to get miked out there.
01:50:51
They had to get knocking.
01:50:52
And Carter of audio equipment was awakened from his wintry nap, was top notch.
01:50:57
To write this, somebody had to write this fucking disguise.
01:51:00
And then they re they,
01:51:03
they put
01:51:03
them in a box re use in every year which reads
01:51:07
I'm assuming that they were singing a little bit different every year.
01:51:10
I could meet the crowd in their sleep.
01:51:13
Anyway, when the parties this how long as they speak.
01:51:16
I envy your energy.
01:51:17
I just I'm nervous because not a squirrel
01:51:19
is going to keep rolling and keep talking.
01:51:21
I'm going to keep talking over him.
01:51:22
Know guess your percentage while he's rattling is not what I feel.
01:51:26
It's more like what you hear around 50.
01:51:29
I'd say it's
01:51:31
38 39% correct.
01:51:35
Well, he's wrong.
01:51:36
He's he's wrong more than he's right.
01:51:39
Okay. Yes.
01:51:40
39% accuracy in the last ten years, maybe 30% accuracy.
01:51:45
Oh, morning.
01:51:46
So why are we doing this?
01:51:49
Because pass the test here.
01:51:51
This retarded kid back here fucking on a song like this.
01:51:55
So stupid.
01:51:56
I'm going to keep this fucking film.
01:51:58
You want to contest behavior? He's the kid.
01:52:00
He's the kid.
01:52:01
He looks just like his dad got his dad's poor genetics.
01:52:04
I'm sure his mom looks similar.
01:52:05
This is an honest question.
01:52:07
And if you said it, I should have been listening.
01:52:08
Is Punxsutawney, the town in Indiana where they had no reason to hide,
01:52:14
no glad tidings?
01:52:16
What is it? A kind of fucking groundhog?
01:52:18
It could be a type of groundhog for all I know.
01:52:20
Yeah.
01:52:21
Positano, I think that's maybe an area, but I love.
01:52:24
I like Boehner Effect my man. Good series.
01:52:26
Putting his acting chops to work, but then to hide.
01:52:30
We get.
01:52:31
I would Groundhog Day.
01:52:33
What is he talking about?
01:52:35
We're going to have early spring. Oh,
01:52:39
spring is on the way.
01:52:44
Yeah, it's 2024.
01:52:46
Are there anybody who lives in the losers?
01:52:49
Anybody who lives fucking north of Georgia is having an early spring asshole.
01:52:53
Look how happy this guy is. Oh, my God.
01:52:56
He said he's going to be early spring.
01:52:58
Well, you know, I understand that.
01:53:00
I bet you that's why they're wrong.
01:53:01
Because after they after they do all this and all the restaurants
01:53:05
want everybody to go eat, because they do obviously do to do it during the daytime.
01:53:08
Right.
01:53:08
It's like my fucking morning.
01:53:10
I don't know. It really isn't breakfast.
01:53:12
It looks kind of late.
01:53:12
They look over it looked like it was almost like, Damn, this is.
01:53:16
So they want to put everyone more like it was in the morning.
01:53:20
Have you ever noticed the weather cast on the 4th of July?
01:53:22
Is Always sunny. The two weeks before?
01:53:26
No. Watch.
01:53:28
What's next year.
01:53:31
I think that's why that's why it's not accurate,
01:53:33
because 100% of the time they probably say that he's
01:53:38
I still miss that, he sighs.
01:53:39
Shadow Yeah, I'm confused.
01:53:41
They said that they were holding a sign that said he did not see your shadow.
01:53:44
I thought, Oh, he didn't.
01:53:45
Okay. I thought, That doesn't make any sense.
01:53:47
No, it's so it's backwards. For what I said earlier.
01:53:49
I thought it was the other way around. Yeah.
01:53:52
I thought he saw his shadow.
01:53:53
Meaning like, No, the sun.
01:53:55
The sun's coming out in the world.
01:53:58
The news is out there.
01:54:00
No, did not see your shadow.
01:54:01
Hi, everyone. Mark, volunteer at Sandy Hook Promise.
01:54:04
So he is not Scandal Shadow 20 times and he has seen his shadow 107 times.
01:54:14
I'm kind of confused.
01:54:15
I thought so.
01:54:16
Even my even my hypothesis of just getting everybody in a good mood
01:54:19
and lying to them saying that spring is early.
01:54:21
They don't 107 times.
01:54:23
They've said spring is late.
01:54:25
This is here.
01:54:27
But clearly we're smart enough to understand
01:54:29
that he doesn't see a shadow because there's no light.
01:54:32
Right.
01:54:33
There's there's not enough light to cast his shadow.
01:54:35
Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania.
01:54:37
All right. So we got that figured out.
01:54:39
Okay.
01:54:39
So it is Pennsylvania are the weather capital of the world.
01:54:42
So I don't know why you're struggling with these with these percentages,
01:54:46
because they're like your health.
01:54:47
I'm not a I'm not appreciative of self-proclaimed capitals of the world.
01:54:51
Early Roman weather.
01:54:53
Know how many. Let's do that on our show.
01:54:55
Let's get good coffee is a topic
01:54:56
you know how many places have the best cup of coffee in the world, right?
01:55:01
No, seriously, that's not a rhetorical question.
01:55:03
I want to know how many how many claim it is
01:55:07
anyone allowed to make that statement?
01:55:10
Everyone makes that statement.
01:55:11
How could you ever prove it wrong?
01:55:12
It's subjective.
01:55:15
Now, the weather of the world, though I want to know what is their metric?
01:55:18
Metric is my new word for 2024.
01:55:20
People ask you, Well, we don't. How do you know?
01:55:23
How can we possibly know where the influx of migrants are coming from?
01:55:26
We have metrics. We have so much data.
01:55:28
You can analyze that data, which is what metrics is.
01:55:30
It's like analyze data
01:55:32
and you can come to a conclusion which is very, very accurate,
01:55:35
so accurate that this these algorithms are predicting the future.
01:55:39
All right.
01:55:39
So that's a that's a that's a great segway because I'd like to
01:55:43
I would rather have two other peoples opinion on this.
01:55:46
But so I came across as a really
01:55:50
hold up wait a minute.
01:55:52
Something. Right.
01:55:54
So this article says that if you vape, you need to get checked
01:55:57
for several cancers quitting vaping
01:55:59
that only mitigates the risk of cancer but also improves overall well-being.
01:56:03
So we were actually told that the studies
01:56:06
by Philips Reynolds Well, smoking
01:56:09
was bad for you know that's that So
01:56:12
smoking was bad for you but it's bad for you know.
01:56:16
Yeah, but I immediately have to know
01:56:19
who this the study and who wrote the article.
01:56:23
I don't know who funded the study.
01:56:25
I don't know why this is being glitchy.
01:56:28
You won't let me scroll like an asshole.
01:56:32
I want to know why I have a camera around.
01:56:34
That's not so weird.
01:56:37
You just haven't mentioned so in recent times,
01:56:39
I think a submersible, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
01:56:41
They think its popularity alone in reality vaping and cancer.
01:56:46
And so I recognize vaping.
01:56:47
So I didn't realize I saw and I didn't really chemicals present
01:56:51
and vape
01:56:52
liquids in the act of vaping itself create a combination and
01:56:54
pose a potential threat of any substance include nicotine, formaldehyde
01:56:57
and alcohol really have been defined as carcinogens category changes.
01:57:02
So there has been a misnomer when it came to when it comes to vaping.
01:57:06
They got a bad rap early on because there was knock off
01:57:10
what was the fucking name of the pens.
01:57:13
I forget what the pens were.
01:57:14
I think there were three dual.
01:57:16
Yeah.
01:57:17
So there was knock off jewels that were coming from Canada
01:57:19
or not Canada from China.
01:57:21
Different c g Fucking fuck that.
01:57:24
Canadian CCP.
01:57:26
It's Preet.
01:57:26
I get where you're coming from and if you see what they did
01:57:28
to the truckers, it practically is practically is Canada.
01:57:32
I mean China.
01:57:33
See why they were using inferior like they had the whole commercial thing
01:57:37
with the non campaign, with the vaping and they were all going to get metal there.
01:57:41
Metal particles when you those were in the jewel, the, the cheap Chinese bullshit.
01:57:47
Not in America.
01:57:47
So when I see all this shit,
01:57:48
I just think of the cheap bullshit that people buy over it,
01:57:51
not the actual legit bullshit that you buy from the fucking store.
01:57:56
Speaking of which, will they?
01:57:57
Well, listen.
01:57:58
Well, reading this, that seems a little bit hypocritical
01:58:02
or hypocritical, and they of everyone can go fuck themselves.
01:58:07
So I didn't realize what the deal was with this article.
01:58:10
So it seems to have, you know, some some facts.
01:58:14
It's well written.
01:58:15
There's enough substance, conclusion, blah, blah, blah.
01:58:19
You get to the end.
01:58:22
This story was created using AI technology.
01:58:27
This story was created using AI technology.
01:58:33
Yeah, I kind of feel
01:58:36
that about everything right off the bat nowadays, Right?
01:58:39
So what kind of actual information or insight is being put into this?
01:58:43
And then why is why are they also calling it a story
01:58:47
and not an article or a.
01:58:50
I don't know.
01:58:51
I don't know what the fuck you would call it.
01:58:53
Advertisement, I guess, or advertorial.
01:58:56
I don't know the fuck.
01:58:56
The difference between an advertisement and a advertorial is other than more
01:58:59
words, but
01:59:02
story was
01:59:03
created using AI technology, so no human actually wrote this.
01:59:07
They just. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
01:59:08
I think advertorial was made up by people that to cover the word
01:59:13
editorial and make it because you could either sell something
01:59:17
or you can lie about it.
01:59:18
But if you're there's rules, I don't know.
01:59:19
Something you're not to lie about it.
01:59:21
But if that's.
01:59:22
Well, it's not an advertisement.
01:59:23
It's an advertorial.
01:59:25
So let's forget the lie, who it was.
01:59:28
But it was one of the celebrity apprentices.
01:59:30
And if Gary was on right now, we'd be able to maybe chime in.
01:59:34
But he's not.
01:59:36
But one of the celebrity apprentices.
01:59:38
I think you were right.
01:59:40
I was wrong. I apologize.
01:59:42
I don't know if it was Darryl Strawberry
01:59:45
or there was I think it was one of the base, but one baseball player.
01:59:50
They may have been a runner.
01:59:52
Fuck Michael Johnson.
01:59:53
I don't know who the hell it was, but it is.
01:59:55
So, Michael Johnson, can you slow down a little bit?
01:59:58
Skinny black guy.
01:59:59
It have been a runner. Fuck.
02:00:00
Michael Johnson. Shocker.
02:00:02
Michael Jackson.
02:00:03
Keep your fantasies out of this show right.
02:00:07
But they
02:00:08
advertise as medical for losses, medal for doping.
02:00:13
Canadian runner Michael Johnson,
02:00:16
who's he? Black
02:00:17
He's a runner.
02:00:19
I don't know is a stupid question.
02:00:21
If he's a little racist, somebody, you know, race, etc.,
02:00:24
show me a white Olympic runner.
02:00:26
That was not from some Dutch or I saw you.
02:00:29
I showed you several.
02:00:32
They were all Asian. They were not white.
02:00:34
Not there was a white.
02:00:35
I thought there was a white one in there
02:00:39
running like that.
02:00:40
We were talking about a different level of running, and I think they're all black.
02:00:43
I will be bold, not racist.
02:00:45
I will be bold to say that might be a fact.
02:00:49
Bruce Jenner, There's one.
02:00:51
Yeah, right.
02:00:53
Perfect. Yeah.
02:00:55
So there's one.
02:00:57
He's from like 1976.
02:00:59
I know.
02:00:59
He's a woman. So does that count?
02:01:01
Does he have 1976?
02:01:03
He was the only one, although I don't think he was a straight up runner.
02:01:07
I think he did all the other stuff right,
02:01:08
like the decathlon and the javelin in the AP.
02:01:10
Skip and a jump and all those weird ones. Yeah, I don't know.
02:01:13
I really seemed like I was barely alive then.
02:01:17
Or just Buck.
02:01:18
You just age is not something to resent something too.
02:01:22
I didn't say. It wasn't anything.
02:01:23
I just don't remember that history as an old person.
02:01:25
I took it that way just because I was really weird.
02:01:28
It's really weird because like it when I was in high school, it seemed like
02:01:31
the eighties were like ancient when it was just right around the corner.
02:01:35
I remember now I feel like 20 years ago, I feel like 20 years ago
02:01:38
it was just right around the corner.
02:01:39
But if I was, you know, 18, 19, 20,
02:01:43
I would feel like 20 years ago it was ancient history.
02:01:45
So, so, you know, so I remember watching the 1976 Olympics.
02:01:52
Yeah,
02:01:57
cool.
02:01:58
I mean, yeah, that's I just that's I watched whoever
02:02:03
drove a no, it was going to make a joke, but I don't wanna make it feel any worse
02:02:07
since you already.
02:02:08
I can't feel any water. That's your trigger.
02:02:11
There's a whole generation older than me though.
02:02:13
So every time I feel worse, I have to go see them. Right.
02:02:16
There's something else. Yeah,
02:02:18
I This is funny.
02:02:20
I was. I was in a hospital.
02:02:21
I was around all that next level, and she asked me to do something,
02:02:24
and she's like, You can't get through.
02:02:25
You can't get through.
02:02:26
And like, Well, see, now if I do this, I'm not going to be showing off.
02:02:29
And I, like, jumped up on the arm of the chair
02:02:31
and like, jumped over her and jumped on the other end of the chair and jumped out.
02:02:35
I mean, it hurt like hell because I still am.
02:02:36
I mean, I'm in my fifties jumping and landing off.
02:02:39
You're on your knees. Not like what it used to be.
02:02:42
There's a lot of liquid and cartilage that's gone.
02:02:44
I mean, I can I can literally feel gaps in my kneecaps.
02:02:51
That's it.
02:02:52
And I.
02:02:53
But I felt I jumped right over it just to do like a cat.
02:02:55
Yeah. Now you look at me. I'm so mobile.
02:02:58
You can't even fucking get in and out of bed, huh?
02:03:01
No, my mom does the same shit.
02:03:02
Well, then I hear Gary in my ear.
02:03:04
Yeah, and you're about fucking anyway.
02:03:07
Yeah. What?
02:03:08
I hear Gary in my ear.
02:03:09
And when I see him, you're there, Your mom's there.
02:03:12
You're about to fuck.
02:03:13
Gary's in your ear with what I'm not about.
02:03:16
I'm there, and then I fucking Gary in my ear
02:03:20
talking about how there's no afterlife.
02:03:22
And you, my I.
02:03:23
And then I go to that image of the invention of lying where I'm sorry,
02:03:27
family member. You're just going to die.
02:03:29
It's going to all go dark and you're going to die.
02:03:31
Oh, that's all that clip up
02:03:34
should have.
02:03:35
Pull that clip up next time for him. Not for me, but for.
02:03:37
Yeah, he's seen it on the show. I did already.
02:03:40
I know.
02:03:41
Did you?
02:03:41
Oh, you did, didn't you, Earlier. And
02:03:46
you're speaking to the show.
02:03:47
At the very least, we should speak.
02:03:50
I guess I've brought this up before, but I just feel like the the topic
02:03:55
in our mind it. But we went from what was it she needed?
02:03:57
What was the last time shenanigans? What was the list?
02:04:00
So we're running out of ideas.
02:04:02
No, wait, that wasn't it. No. Right.
02:04:05
There's plenty of ideas. I don't know why he's afraid.
02:04:08
He wants to show us to live on forever like a cocky video.
02:04:10
He doesn't want to put a current event to it or any type of, like her name too.
02:04:15
But I thought like the we like. I like.
02:04:18
I like all the time I'm going to record it saying I like all the topics.
02:04:21
I think he's brilliant, but I don't I don't dislike the topics.
02:04:24
I like the abstract nature to it.
02:04:25
But again, I made the comment before about thinking just like the topics
02:04:30
you went from megaliths to the Giza to
02:04:37
and then now we wanted nothing and some shenanigans and
02:04:44
yeah I don't like the focus
02:04:46
though this week was one of the hardest ones
02:04:47
and I got the least amount done because I didn't know I honestly
02:04:50
didn't know until I put it in myself some time last year.
02:04:54
You put it here, so I put it in myself.
02:04:57
Here you go.
02:04:58
You don't need to tell us that you can't do that.
02:05:01
Sometimes you put it in here so just.
02:05:04
Yeah, I just hope you can't.
02:05:05
It doesn't turn me on.
02:05:07
If you put your finger hard, it might snap right off.
02:05:10
Fingers did no cocks.
02:05:13
Oh, you put it in.
02:05:15
I don't myself. Yeah. You direct it.
02:05:18
You directed it in.
02:05:19
Yeah.
02:05:20
After the last show I had mentioned that I had never fucking asked
02:05:22
and never fucked an anus, male or female.
02:05:24
And I thought about it all week and I finally thought through.
02:05:27
There's one right there.
02:05:28
You're like, All right, put it in, bitch.
02:05:30
And then, No, this is serious, honest to God.
02:05:33
And then the next day, somebody like you should go fuck yourself.
02:05:36
And then I was like, Whoa.
02:05:37
And I heard literally, like,
02:05:42
if I realized what I had to do.
02:05:46
You're mocking me, aren't you?
02:05:50
I did not.
02:05:50
I did not fuck my own.
02:05:51
I'm still an anal virgin.
02:05:55
Is it okay if you fuck your own ass?
02:05:58
I don't know. But
02:06:00
speaking of gay fucking like someone across this video, this is.
02:06:03
These are those both men.
02:06:05
These are two women. And they're both.
02:06:08
They're both
02:06:08
apparently having an m on May five, but you wouldn't really know that
02:06:11
until they start occasionally throwing punches.
02:06:13
But you're both they were both born women and are women.
02:06:17
Yeah.
02:06:17
Apparently, Supposedly
02:06:20
the one holding.
02:06:22
What just happened?
02:06:23
Yep. Yep.
02:06:26
Look, she's
02:06:27
going to get that little a little
02:06:30
time off.
02:06:32
You can do that for 5 minutes. Easy.
02:06:34
Just to really be cleaner, like in
02:06:40
a similar manner.
02:06:43
You get
02:06:49
better by giving them a name.
02:06:54
Well, I feel like you're
02:06:58
trying to do this.
02:07:00
Yeah,
02:07:02
and Then trying to be good at my last call.
02:07:04
Man, They should call a time out.
02:07:06
Like the sheepdog and the wolf in that one cartoon.
02:07:09
I'm just glad they give you more because you're supposed to be on
02:07:14
your break.
02:07:15
Yeah, like you, like, let it go
02:07:18
to resolve to talk to me.
02:07:21
Yeah.
02:07:21
Oh, Mackenzie.
02:07:23
They'll get closer to it.
02:07:24
You know, after that, there's.
02:07:27
If they're still doing it after the bell, one hour, three times.
02:07:29
You know, they love each other.
02:07:31
Having a nice dinner.
02:07:35
It's like
02:07:39
calling it a full.
02:07:41
Yes. Yeah, yeah.
02:07:42
Oh, man,
02:07:44
that's right. I've been there for three
02:07:50
words.
02:07:50
The person who missed the cheese never phone afterwards.
02:07:54
Yes, I think that's
02:07:57
good hunting.
02:07:58
And that's getting to be one more physical.
02:08:03
So this clearly is not
02:08:06
for me.
02:08:07
Obviously, the policy for this creature in here.
02:08:10
Like a we got to go so I don't get her.
02:08:13
What if she was holding her like that? Would she just try to wear out?
02:08:15
Her legs were shaking.
02:08:16
She wasn't.
02:08:16
So I think so.
02:08:18
Fucking this is the best thing I've come up with.
02:08:21
I'm just going to hang on like, do.
02:08:23
My kids used to do that when I'd be like, You got to get down and I would.
02:08:26
I would let go completely.
02:08:27
They'd be hanging on my neck and be they would just hang their
02:08:30
and I'm like, either I'm going to. Right.
02:08:31
You see, if you were trying to laugh when she was so little, I'd be like,
02:08:36
You got to pick me up again or I'm going to fucking break your neck.
02:08:38
And she would win because you were trying to defeat your child.
02:08:41
You would take your child and go, Wham, I wasn't.
02:08:45
It was a long day at Disney in my shoulder.
02:08:48
The name of the sport, though.
02:08:49
This is the sport. Yeah. Yeah, right.
02:08:51
So I don't know why not, but it's not caress
02:08:53
my vagina with the top of your foot either.
02:08:56
I don't know why the holder wouldn't just slam the whole the
02:08:59
by the word explanation that makes sense is this If this is like round 20
02:09:03
and they're both casted, they can't even think straight otherwise.
02:09:08
Or do they both think they're
02:09:09
wearing the other one out doing different things?
02:09:12
Did that
02:09:15
I don't know what to say.
02:09:16
I don't like the one thing, you know, she's not going to be able
02:09:19
to hold me forever and the other one's going,
02:09:21
Oh, she's not going be able to hold on forever.
02:09:23
Maybe they get a bonus if they make it to the end of the fight.
02:09:25
Well, no one's getting a boner here.
02:09:29
A pussy might be getting a little wet, but
02:09:31
this is a fight to the death
02:09:34
and it's so.
02:09:35
Yeah, I am.
02:09:37
Oh, that's why they don't know how to punch.
02:09:41
I could punchers even when they do punches.
02:09:43
I mean, they're, they're.
02:09:44
But they're not here.
02:09:45
Don't know what she's trying to do with their own foot there.
02:09:47
But I don't know why
02:09:48
the one that's on top right now hasn't already kicked the little ones ass.
02:09:51
So I don't know what that was able to do.
02:09:54
Somersaults is able to hold her up like that.
02:09:57
You know, these are those where that could hurt.
02:10:00
Yes. Hitting.
02:10:01
That's what I even here she can't even punch accurately here tall.
02:10:05
If you've ever been in a fight, you're going to use your reach.
02:10:09
Yeah.
02:10:09
Especially if that's the name of the game.
02:10:11
When you're in the legs and you're wearing gloves and shit. Was
02:10:15
trying to put foot, but she puts you in the mud.
02:10:18
Well, she was. You're good,
02:10:21
but you kick your
02:10:25
is going to be more resilient to the pass.
02:10:29
Oh, even worse that we're watching you.
02:10:32
What is happening?
02:10:34
Well, this is why we're watching it.
02:10:35
Because this is terrible.
02:10:37
It's why they brought this to our attention.
02:10:40
This seemed very awkward and not what you would expect.
02:10:44
I think this is the one one least I don't know.
02:10:47
Are these, like, novice
02:10:51
don't punch you in the face that punches?
02:10:53
I was like, go like, is there?
02:10:54
There's plenty of opportunities like this one.
02:10:57
This is the one championship or not the championship, but it's the one that.
02:11:01
What does that mean?
02:11:03
So much cheering, You know,
02:11:08
something wrong, something Wrong.
02:11:11
And the reason
02:11:13
you say something?
02:11:14
Well, I think it is.
02:11:18
Are you sure?
02:11:19
Yeah.
02:11:19
There's as far as I know, two white people
02:11:24
can't have an Asian baby, but two
02:11:26
Asians can have a white baby
02:11:29
because two Wangs can never make a white
02:11:38
corner is still trying to determine the cause of death
02:11:41
and whether she was already dead when the truck hit her.
02:11:44
So yeah, you shouldn't let Gary leave till you're done with your videos
02:11:47
because we don't have to do is just learn that we don't have the four pilots
02:11:51
who we have too many videos in the aftershow.
02:11:53
Some Ting Wang, we too low.
02:11:58
Hey, this is a callback and bang ding owl.
02:12:01
The NTSB has confirmed
02:12:03
these are the names of the pilots on board Flight 214 when it crashed.
02:12:07
You played this one.
02:12:08
This was like the first or second show.
02:12:10
You like play them.
02:12:12
Everything
02:12:14
went something long.
02:12:16
What we talked about, there's no way she
02:12:20
she would have stopped herself from reading it, Right?
02:12:21
I mean, have you been almost caught off guard like,
02:12:24
excuse me, is your refrigerator running?
02:12:26
You're like her.
02:12:28
Like she has to be playing a role for me.
02:12:31
I've heard the argument that, like,
02:12:33
these news people
02:12:36
just read.
02:12:37
Yeah, they just.
02:12:38
Yeah, yeah, they just don't make me sad.
02:12:41
I was hoping that she was.
02:12:42
We're reading the teleprompter, and they're just like,
02:12:45
If this is what it says, this is what I'm supposed to say,
02:12:49
especially when it comes to
02:12:52
my mom, especially when it comes
02:12:54
to Asian names that we all know.
02:12:57
That's the teleprompter.
02:13:01
I would say.
02:13:02
I don't know.
02:13:03
It depends on your nature, though, because like I've seen it, I would be
02:13:07
the same way like you would go Captain, Something Wrong.
02:13:11
And right there, I'd be like, okay.
02:13:13
And then I'd maybe not even say
02:13:15
we too low when I read the next three and I'd be like, This is a joke.
02:13:19
But then you read the third.
02:13:20
You're like, Oh, I got to read that one.
02:13:22
That's, that's going to, you know,
02:13:23
it's like, it's the worst one, but it's the that's one.
02:13:26
It's weird because, like, something's wrong with you, though.
02:13:29
Holy fuck it.
02:13:30
It's like, how do you read this stuff that I didn't hear?
02:13:32
Did she read the third one called?
02:13:34
Technically, I think she reads them all.
02:13:36
She reads them all on the plane crash.
02:13:38
Katie was just learning the names of the four pilots who are.
02:13:42
That explains it all That right there in Dumb Ting Wong.
02:13:46
We too low.
02:13:48
Holy.
02:13:50
And she said, Fuck the NTSB.
02:13:53
She said, Fuck.
02:13:54
Well, yeah, she's going to say fuck.
02:13:56
Well, she should have.
02:13:59
I mean, what what other chance are you going to get?
02:14:00
Has confirmed fuck and bang, ding, owl and bang.
02:14:05
So because she said, holy, holy fuck, she definitely went over it.
02:14:10
She didn't just read it
02:14:11
because she had to ask somebody, How do you pronounce Holy fuck?
02:14:14
And then they laugh about it and they get my way.
02:14:17
They're all in.
02:14:19
She may even have like the phonetic way of saying it as well on her prompter,
02:14:25
potentially, because I find out when it was released, it's probably April 1st.
02:14:29
Oh, this is a lot. I know this is a long time ago.
02:14:31
This is during the well.
02:14:32
But sure, there's an April 1st every year.
02:14:35
No, but this could have been April 1st.
02:14:37
A long time ago,
02:14:40
18 years ago.
02:14:41
It doesn't tell us the date, though.
02:14:43
It was a false.
02:14:44
Yeah, you know what? I don't even think it's real now.
02:14:46
I don't even think the whole telecast is real.
02:14:48
I'm such a skeptic.
02:14:49
It sucks being made media life just sucks.
02:14:51
If your faith give anything, any amount of thought, I end up
02:14:56
thinking that
02:14:58
they said the Fed
02:15:01
and TSB, which are the fuck that is official.
02:15:05
NTSB are the people that study the National Transportation
02:15:07
and Something Board Securities Board.
02:15:09
If there's a plane crash and they're the ones looking over the black box,
02:15:15
if there's a car crash, then
02:15:16
it gets bad enough and the state police won't handle it that they call them.
02:15:20
And I have no idea about that.
02:15:26
What is it?
02:15:27
The LGB, NTSB?
02:15:29
I think so.
02:15:30
Plus,
02:15:35
I didn't hit enough National Telecommunications Safety Panel.
02:15:38
I didn't had enough letters.
02:15:39
It doesn't matter.
02:15:41
Has to do with the traffic and safety, I'm sure transportation and safety.
02:15:44
I mean, not traffic.
02:15:45
Why don't we do track?
02:15:46
We see I want to do something that everybody can relate to ranting
02:15:49
and the rants instead of having a rant for 5 minutes
02:15:52
calling a monologue and then going off topic
02:15:54
and then just saying the topic to refer back like,
02:15:56
Hey, that's balderdash, I'm not ripping on it.
02:15:59
I mean, it's still fun. I'll do it, I'll do it.
02:16:01
But I would much rather have one show every seven shows.
02:16:04
That's something like traffic or traffic, you know, fucking generic of a topic
02:16:10
that is I that's what segment, you know, 696 is a pilot.
02:16:15
No, no.
02:16:15
But everybody can find something to rant about and hate about traffic.
02:16:20
I want to the hate in Gary I want to I want to see the hate that's hard
02:16:24
to pull out. For some reason, you kind of get pissed. Why?
02:16:27
Why would you want to start a show about ranting?
02:16:30
I don't know.
02:16:30
That's why I try to antagonize them off now more than ever.
02:16:33
Because, yeah, he can rant about anything.
02:16:36
This is why that's.
02:16:38
That's what I was told. Yeah, but he's not.
02:16:40
He's just talking.
02:16:41
I kind of want to piss him off about stuff, which is why I've been.
02:16:44
Yeah. Yeah. And I don't want to.
02:16:45
I don't want him pissed off and I'm stressed this so.
02:16:48
But I just know that I would take one operates
02:16:51
if he if we don't get an outburst from him we have to find I started it on one show
02:16:55
I keep starting stuff and then we just don't do it again
02:16:58
and I don't, I don't know if that's shame.
02:17:00
Now I am perfectly fine.
02:17:01
If he is stressed out and unhealthy, I will.
02:17:03
I will deal with that.
02:17:05
We should have it as a burden I will take on personally and I will deal with that.
02:17:09
Here's my suggestion.
02:17:11
We have a competition of sorts,
02:17:15
so we I don't know the competition of sorts.
02:17:18
The judges are on the sword, look like shit.
02:17:20
If we do not think that he ranted enough,
02:17:22
then we're going to bring up another rant.
02:17:24
Or like some, we have to have a rant on stand by and say this is the bar.
02:17:29
You need to do it again at this level.
02:17:32
Weight from like another medium or what?
02:17:36
Yeah, like whatever's topical, we'll find something the renter of the week.
02:17:40
And if it's not Gary, it'll be this guy and he'll either win or lose.
02:17:43
I just don't feel like the topics that have been chosen.
02:17:46
Are that rentable?
02:17:48
That's, that's what I. Yeah, that's what I was saying.
02:17:50
It's traffic would be rentable boring and engineering.
02:17:53
I just feel like I want to start another like very broad I like them I don't know
02:17:58
but that's me because I like Egyptian, I like ancient stuff.
02:18:01
I like, I don't know.
02:18:03
Speculating on rods would be a good topic.
02:18:05
We could do broad.
02:18:10
We can, we can make fun of anything.
02:18:12
We can have the comedy, we can have the banter.
02:18:15
The topic, though, I just think I want a relatable role to everyone
02:18:19
instead of being general and vague, which is his way, his way.
02:18:24
Capital Guy.
02:18:25
The way my religion is.
02:18:27
Gary we should start
02:18:30
I religion.
02:18:31
I want to start a fake religion for tax purposes.
02:18:33
Shit, I just said that I don't think I can know.
02:18:36
Do you want to set a real religion or start a real religion for tax purposes
02:18:41
and dare everybody that and then I'll sue them like Scientology does
02:18:44
whenever they question my ridiculousness.
02:18:47
What do you mean?
02:18:48
There's a monster that comes out of the and does what I mean.
02:18:52
Really does what under the volcano.
02:18:54
Look at look up the whole story.
02:18:56
I mean, the things.
02:18:59
Dianetics was written as a
02:19:01
mocking joke and it got adopted as an actual religion.
02:19:05
That should say it all.
02:19:10
Yeah.
02:19:10
The topic I just think the topic should be we need to swing a little bit.
02:19:14
We can like he did.
02:19:15
We did the series, we did the stupid letter M for whatever reason in December.
02:19:20
That's fun just now and again, not not repeatedly.
02:19:25
But if we do a vague topic that nothing to do with anything and is wide
02:19:29
open to interpretation, we should do one like back to back things are asinine.
02:19:35
Yeah.
02:19:36
What's the difference between last episode and this episode?
02:19:39
It's pretty much the same. And I don't.
02:19:41
I mean, if they're all going to be that, then that's fine.
02:19:44
That's what it is.
02:19:45
But yeah, no, I don't have a complaint against that.
02:19:48
But I do have there are no rules even.
02:19:51
I mean, I don't want to do a clip show,
02:19:53
but if there are no rules, we could, we could do anything.
02:19:55
So why would we do the same thing over and over again?
02:19:57
I tend to be hypercritical,
02:20:00
especially if anyone thinks that I'm critical of something.
02:20:04
You should guess how I treat myself.
02:20:07
I am even way more critical of myself, but
02:20:09
I rather point out a negative for whatever reason.
02:20:12
But that makes things better.
02:20:14
So like I don't hate what we're doing, but if I can point out
02:20:19
the things that we could do better, yeah, I would like to.
02:20:21
I would like to add an improvement, add
02:20:22
a segment, add something each time, and if it sticks, keep doing it.
02:20:26
And then when it's tired doing it
02:20:27
and then just keep doing that until I can't walk anymore,
02:20:30
I tend to get bored of stuff and I generally write,
02:20:35
but then start making fun of it more and we'll stop doing it.
02:20:37
Or, you know, just that's what I'm saying.
02:20:39
Like just kind of ebb and flow.
02:20:41
I don't know.
02:20:41
I like podcasts that don't always.
02:20:45
Yeah, I like the same schedule.
02:20:47
The organic nature is good as long as you don't just dig yourself
02:20:50
into a rut of nothing and aimless the whole time
02:20:55
for sure.
02:20:56
I think.
02:21:00
I just think we need
02:21:01
the most ridiculously basic topic.
02:21:04
I want to do that the beginning of the year.
02:21:08
I like ancient stuff.
02:21:12
I like history beyond
02:21:15
I guess I don't know as much about
02:21:19
the last
02:21:23
500 years than I do the, you know, the
02:21:28
B.C years.
02:21:30
I know way more about that, but I guess there's more information there.
02:21:33
So I guess you would know more.
02:21:35
But I don't know if I like
02:21:37
where we came from.
02:21:39
I don't know.
02:21:40
Even just like dinosaurs is, any religious,
02:21:42
ancient religion, what they thought, even if it's right or wrong.
02:21:45
I like analyzing that shit.
02:21:48
I just the building techniques I'm a welder, fabricator.
02:21:54
I've seen machining, I've done machining.
02:21:57
Like I understand the
02:22:00
the effort it takes to create
02:22:04
some of the stuff that they see.
02:22:06
That would be a great topic.
02:22:08
We could do blacksmithing or just metal if it has to be one word.
02:22:11
Even though Jerry's literally doing this thing, you have all kinds of input on it.
02:22:16
Architecture of the ancient shit.
02:22:19
But I mean, you did, you did Megaliths
02:22:22
and I did mention, you know what we do monoliths.
02:22:26
I don't know if they were mentioned at all during that episode.
02:22:29
I think maybe he referenced one, but
02:22:33
why was he?
02:22:33
I learned on that site that a megalith is a site of monoliths.
02:22:38
No Megalith is built up.
02:22:40
A monolith is is dug out of what's already there.
02:22:45
Are you sure?
02:22:47
Yeah, I believe so.
02:22:50
We should do a show on that then,
02:22:52
because there's like a lot of ancient Indian sites
02:22:55
that are just completely like, you don't see that there, there.
02:22:59
And then all of a sudden there's just like a whole elaborate
02:23:04
dug out thing.
02:23:08
Oh my, wrong.
02:23:12
Oh, the difference between a megalith and a monolith lies
02:23:15
in whether the large stone is of a megalithic complex or structure,
02:23:19
and whether it's a stand alone large stones found
02:23:22
standing alone or monoliths, while large stones found in part of a structure,
02:23:25
a complex are of large standing stones are megaliths.
02:23:29
Yeah.
02:23:30
So what's a carving versus a building?
02:23:34
No, it's carved out of one solid rock
02:23:39
versus built out of a bunch of rocks stacked on top of each other.
02:23:43
That's how I interpret that.
02:23:46
Okay, well, I can't argue with your interpretation.
02:23:49
Am I wrong
02:23:51
or is
02:23:53
I don't know.
02:23:55
I mean, it just to me, I interpret it as a monolith is one
02:23:58
and a megalith is a complex or structure
02:24:02
consisting of many.
02:24:05
Where well, do you think
02:24:08
that there's also obelisks so.
02:24:12
Well, those are interesting as well.
02:24:14
They're
02:24:15
for episode worthy, but they could be, I guess
02:24:21
we could do structure.
02:24:23
I don't know, because it seems like whenever we have a decent idea,
02:24:26
things get derailed. Anyway, we had an idea.
02:24:29
We had a random idea Mid-Show and then we also did a spin for an idea
02:24:33
and then we ended up in a whole different realm of there.
02:24:36
Of though, yes, we don't spin anymore.
02:24:39
I know last episode we did a spin
02:24:42
show topic except for him asking for Rabbit Hole.
02:24:46
I don't think we did any
02:24:49
segments show.
02:24:51
Yeah, that was confusing because all of a sudden I came in late
02:24:53
because I was trying to pull up my links
02:24:55
and then all of a sudden my all my browsers crashed.
02:24:58
And so I tried to post.
02:25:00
It's nice when that happens.
02:25:01
Yeah, I was great. Never had that happen before.
02:25:03
I don't know if it's just the amount of links I had up.
02:25:07
There was one in particular that was operating of funny
02:25:10
and it almost crashed a couple of times after that. But
02:25:14
it's actually this one right here that's spinning the.
02:25:19
Yeah, and one more.
02:25:20
Maybe somewhere, maybe something is wrong.
02:25:23
I a judge the People's Court.
02:25:26
And then I said, Judge Judy, I wanted the judge fired your
02:25:31
you are about to enter the courtroom of judge
02:25:35
and I got to find that fucking video duty to Judge Flagg right?
02:25:43
So this guy,
02:25:47
there's a are we having judge flags here, Dear flag.
02:25:50
No. Know, this is Judge Flagg, boss and doctor was arrested and charged
02:25:54
with masturbating and exposing himself on a flight in view of a 14 year old girl.
02:25:58
Last year, the Department of Justice said in a statement Thursday that Sid
02:26:03
Sidhu, Pia Malnati, 33, was taken into custody.
02:26:08
He sounds like a doctor.
02:26:09
Pretty good one, I'm sure was taken into custody
02:26:12
for his conduct on a Hawaiian Airlines flight from Honolulu to Boston.
02:26:16
That's a long flight
02:26:20
about halfway through.
02:26:20
This Sounds like the age of consent might be a little lower in his native right.
02:26:25
Which way do you think they go to get from Honolulu to Boston?
02:26:28
There was no layover.
02:26:29
It's just straight shot.
02:26:31
Well, is the earth round or
02:26:34
anything?
02:26:35
What's your what's your theory on that?
02:26:37
So this is balderdash, right?
02:26:40
There's did you see I used the tennis balls because how often can you write?
02:26:45
How often can you make Gary look like a dick in the title?
02:26:47
Scream. Right.
02:26:48
This time.
02:26:48
I literally you can you can make him look like a dick on the show.
02:26:52
It's pretty easy, but not on the tail screen. It's a little difficult.
02:26:55
I do know I made him look like a dick.
02:26:57
I'm going to show it again and it's going to cut out the sun for a second.
02:26:59
But I'm going to skip ahead to the
02:27:00
to the Harry pubic part where he's literally a dick.
02:27:02
Hold on. And his balls drop. We watched Dick.
02:27:05
We watch Gary not only be a dick, but he goes through puberty.
02:27:30
Is it does is it
02:27:34
is that a butthole?
02:27:35
Is that a frothy vagina?
02:27:37
It looks maybe like it's a frothy vagina, but I don't want to reveal his charge.
02:27:41
I just I asked I to make some background.
02:27:46
Looked like
02:27:48
I don't remember what I started with, but then when it started to look
02:27:50
really pubic hair, you like, magnify it, I was like, Ooh, that'll be.
02:27:53
I didn't even think of it until I was the balls.
02:27:55
And I was like, Well, I need I was going to use the pubic hair background dropped.
02:27:59
When you're doing this stuff especially, that's going to be on YouTube.
02:28:01
You can't be obvious.
02:28:02
I used tennis balls. You couldn't tell what it is.
02:28:04
But now you know what it is. Gary's the dick in that.
02:28:06
You see, he's right in the middle between the balls.
02:28:08
I thought it was a frothy vagina.
02:28:13
I'll do that next week.
02:28:15
What's the balderdash?
02:28:17
Vagina? The.
02:28:19
Oh, wait, I've lost the liquid in.
02:28:22
I don't.
02:28:22
I can actually control not putting it back on, but here I go anyway,
02:28:26
for some reason. What is it?
02:28:27
The tuning of frothy liquid
02:28:32
leather and unappetizing Mr.
02:28:35
Drinks.
02:28:36
What are we looking at?
02:28:37
W the Boston in
02:28:39
the Department of Justice said Thursday.
02:28:41
Doctors better taking because they were so this is a quote.
02:28:45
About halfway through the flight, the minor alleged allegedly observed
02:28:49
that my heart McCartney for
02:28:52
mom said Mom, whatever Mohanty
02:28:56
Mohanty Muhammad it is Monty with an extra your maneuvers.
02:29:02
Sure they are. Monty
02:29:04
had covered himself with a have covered himself with a blanket up to their neck.
02:29:08
He covered himself with a blanket and that Monty's leg
02:29:12
was bouncing up and down, the statement said.
02:29:15
Shortly thereafter, in the the the minor, the monty
02:29:18
the minor observed, that the blanket was on the floor, no longer
02:29:22
cover covering Monty and that Monty was masturbating.
02:29:26
The minor moved herself to an empty seat in a different for the remainder
02:29:30
of the flight.
02:29:32
Wait, how close were you to begin with?
02:29:34
I thought they were not next to one another.
02:29:38
I don't know.
02:29:40
Probably just saying nobody.
02:29:42
I thought it was covered. I was.
02:29:45
I was fine with him being covered.
02:29:47
Not ideal.
02:29:49
Not ideal.
02:29:49
You're fine with them being covered in masturbating?
02:29:51
Yeah, actually, yeah.
02:29:53
You said it was a long.
02:29:54
You said it was a long flight.
02:29:56
Wright needs to be master.
02:29:57
He had just go to the bathroom and do not.
02:29:59
I'm not sitting in his seat.
02:30:00
I may be sitting in the bathroom if I have a choice
02:30:02
that you want to be masturbate in his seat.
02:30:05
Okay.
02:30:05
Well, what if you're sitting in his seat on the next flight
02:30:07
and you don't realize that some guy just jacked off in that seat?
02:30:09
Then you should never go to the movies
02:30:11
because most people piss their pants because they don't want to miss the movie.
02:30:14
Every seat in the movie, every movie theater,
02:30:15
every seat in every movie theater has been piston high
02:30:19
and not like full blown release your bladder because people don't want
02:30:22
to get up and they leak out a little bit, especially older people.
02:30:26
I read a fucking movie, somebody me that and I was like, Now
02:30:29
I looked it up and I asked movie theater people and I started to look at seats.
02:30:33
When I go into movie theater and I have found little tiny puddles,
02:30:38
especially those
02:30:38
middle to seats that you want to sit in.
02:30:42
All right.
02:30:43
So given those allegations,
02:30:46
since we don't have a judge for you here,
02:30:49
Judge Brady
02:30:51
is enough there to
02:30:54
charge?
02:30:54
I think I think I was perfectly clear at my point,
02:30:57
if he was covered, he was perfectly fine.
02:30:58
But if the blanket came off and he exposed himself,
02:31:01
what if he's looking at the 14 year old girl?
02:31:03
What if he was like staring at her, going,
02:31:05
like with the blanket covered, but the leg bounce?
02:31:07
And he's just like, if the 14 year old girl are there, is there not?
02:31:10
Is still wrong?
02:31:12
He he should be charged with a hate crime
02:31:17
for hating himself.
02:31:19
Okay. So given the evidence.
02:31:20
So what do you what do you
02:31:21
what do you think the odds are that the 14 year old girl just made it up like.
02:31:26
No, she must have been mistaken.
02:31:28
The blanket in the leg bouncing.
02:31:29
One thing, the fact that the blanket was gone
02:31:31
and she visibly saw him masturbating again, even
02:31:35
if he would went to the bathroom, the evidence would have been gone.
02:31:37
But if he did anything in his seat, they could take a sample
02:31:40
and find out if there's remnants of any, you know, semen or stuff.
02:31:44
So Right.
02:31:46
Well, this is I don't know what other stuff there would have been.
02:31:49
February 5th, Boston
02:31:50
doctor found not guilty of masturbating in front of a teen unplanned.
02:31:55
Glad to hear it.
02:31:56
You know what?
02:31:56
I'm glad you're really you're glad to hear that this man got away
02:31:59
with masturbating in front of a 14 year old 37 shows I'm a constitutionalist.
02:32:03
What you told me is what I know.
02:32:05
What I read is what I know. I don't know the evidence.
02:32:08
Apparently, our courts and our system, which isn't perfect, found him not guilty.
02:32:12
So I have no choice to follow that.
02:32:15
That verdict. I can we can talk about it.
02:32:18
But that's the fact is he was found not guilty, so we shouldn't
02:32:21
anything we say could actually be defaming
02:32:25
more than
02:32:25
a dozen passengers sitting in seats near.
02:32:28
So how many?
02:32:29
There was more than a dozen people sitting near him.
02:32:31
How large was this plane? How many seats there in this motherfucker?
02:32:34
I can't see the people doing
02:32:35
a goddamn thing in front of me or next to me.
02:32:37
I can only see the two people sitting next to me
02:32:40
and the three people across, and that's roughly it.
02:32:42
So burning very highly.
02:32:44
If See, there's.
02:32:45
There's a word we should do that.
02:32:47
Let's do coke. It's the corroborating.
02:32:51
That's the word I was trying to say earlier.
02:32:53
I want to sound stupider, corroborating.
02:32:56
If there was nobody do that with her story, then unfortunately,
02:32:59
our system does not accept it as fact or even anything with credibility.
02:33:04
Well, you you
02:33:06
you can't just take one person's word and say
02:33:10
more than you know, what what what are what are the motives of this 14 year
02:33:15
old girl to all of a sudden pegged this 33 year old dude out and claim
02:33:20
this random thing when they don't fucking know each other at all?
02:33:24
I can't see any motive or reason.
02:33:26
Right. Right.
02:33:27
That makes me wonder, has anybody ever done something
02:33:31
on the spur of the moment or just, I don't think regretted it?
02:33:34
Yeah. Regretted it later.
02:33:35
And then he went, No, no, no, I wasn't masturbating.
02:33:37
I was just so subtly touching myself.
02:33:39
What? I wasn't actually jacking off.
02:33:41
What if she's absolutely racist and hates I'm.
02:33:45
I'm going to assume he's Indian.
02:33:47
Is it wrong of me to assume he's Indian Indians or Muslims or.
02:33:52
Well, those are two hugely different things.
02:33:56
My fiance is.
02:33:57
Wait, hold on.
02:33:57
You know, and understand.
02:33:59
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
02:34:00
You know that India is is is,
02:34:03
I believe, Hindu not that Muslim, right?
02:34:07
Uh, well, who said what?
02:34:09
I don't know. We have to play it back.
02:34:12
Yeah, right.
02:34:13
What I.
02:34:14
Monty, it's very typical.
02:34:16
There's, you know,
02:34:17
no matter what we do wrong, there's always Monty Who or the girl?
02:34:20
Either one. There's a piece of shit in the story.
02:34:22
We're just trying to figure out which one.
02:34:23
It is because accusing somebody.
02:34:26
And you know what the law is?
02:34:28
This is a pretty quick
02:34:30
the more you know, and I'll hit a little button if you
02:34:34
if you accuse somebody of sexual harassment right next to her.
02:34:39
Why? I mean, I guess if you travel a lot, traveling with your grandparents,
02:34:44
he was sitting with his fiancee and she, I guess, was sitting next to me.
02:34:48
Must have been one of those big five.
02:34:49
Oh, it was a long flight.
02:34:50
So there could have been like a ten row in the middle.
02:34:52
Although maybe or it could have still been three and three.
02:34:54
And the grandparents, you know. Yeah. Yeah.
02:34:57
They couldn't get maybe they were right across the aisle.
02:35:00
Still though, if I'm I've been in situations like that
02:35:04
and if my little girl, my 14 year old is sitting next to a man,
02:35:08
I won't even have to make eye contact with her.
02:35:10
She'll be like dad, and we will just switch.
02:35:12
So something is up with my door.
02:35:15
And she was like, This is really weird.
02:35:17
I'm kind of creeped out.
02:35:18
Like I'm, I'm telling you is.
02:35:20
But the uncomfortableness of a 14 year old girl is
02:35:23
I'm not waiting for a guy to masturbate.
02:35:25
I'm going to assume every guy is going to masturbate.
02:35:27
Dad, you need to sit and you need to sit here.
02:35:29
She won't sit on the ends whenever we go to a stadium or anything
02:35:32
I mean, when she was a younger child, she thinks everyone's best, you know?
02:35:36
No, I'm just saying that that's.
02:35:37
That's pretty much what a 14 year old girl is going to think
02:35:40
that any man alone is going to be up to no good.
02:35:44
I'm just going to say, yeah, then maybe he'd be more trustworthy in that little.
02:35:49
I don't know.
02:35:50
I feel like maybe he was doing something a little odd
02:35:54
and it couldn't be proven.
02:35:57
I don't like the fact that that because he's a talented and dedicated
02:36:00
medical doctor, he can't do those hard things.
02:36:03
Yeah, he's the talented.
02:36:05
And like, no, somebody said that he's talented and dedicated and dedicated
02:36:10
and as as I know, nobody talented or dedicated has ever done anything heinous.
02:36:13
So he's clear that.
02:36:15
Would you just assume not guilty?
02:36:17
No, I never assume I would. Wait, Everyone.
02:36:20
What? Yes. I'm sorry. Yes.
02:36:21
I didn't even hear what you said. I was already ready to answer.
02:36:23
I was still right.
02:36:23
Fuck you, Constitution Rah.
02:36:25
Yes. Everybody is assumed not guilty.
02:36:28
It's the law, whether you like it or not.
02:36:32
And sometimes it's very challenging, especially if all the evidence
02:36:34
or the like the social court, like, you know, everything about him is guilty,
02:36:40
innocent until, proven
02:36:41
and innocent until proven beyond a shadow of a doubt,
02:36:44
which is very hard in a world that wants justice, which we really just
02:36:49
justice is just basically revenge nowadays.
02:36:53
So he is no longer practicing at the hospital he was at.
02:36:56
So that sucks in that regard.
02:36:58
But but again, you'll see if the hospital didn't do the right thing,
02:37:01
they presumed he was guilty.
02:37:03
Yeah. I don't know if you can sue for that, but I don't know.
02:37:05
I've never been anywhere that someone would be able to mistake
02:37:10
for masturbating when I wasn't.
02:37:12
I don't. I don't know how you're able to do that.
02:37:14
My 14 year old daughter would have still made me sit
02:37:16
next to you instead of her sit next to you.
02:37:19
That's fine.
02:37:20
I typically do the same thing with my girlfriend.
02:37:23
I would even get to know some of these guys
02:37:25
after we moved because I feel like kind of like shitty.
02:37:27
Especially the younger I was like.
02:37:29
You know what?
02:37:29
Don't take it personally.
02:37:31
She doesn't like to sit next to anyone.
02:37:33
Yeah, I would assume so. Like, I would just.
02:37:36
I don't want to sit next to him either, but as the father, it's kind of.
02:37:38
I just.
02:37:39
When I sit next to anyone on an airplane, you're not.
02:37:41
You know how I said if they're sitting here?
02:37:43
I said, I said, I sit like this.
02:37:46
If they're sitting here, I sit like this.
02:37:49
Yeah.
02:37:50
If I have people on both sides of me, I sit like this.
02:37:53
Take anything that looks like shit, like a piece of chocolate
02:37:56
or a piece of ice cream.
02:37:56
And I smeared all over the seat that they're supposed to sit in and they like,
02:37:59
they're like, I'm just that stewardess, but that's dating me.
02:38:03
What are they? The flight attendant? Flight attendant.
02:38:07
Flight attendant, sir
02:38:09
I think I fixed it.
02:38:10
Can you please give me another seat?
02:38:11
This one has shit all over it, and I just sit there and go,
02:38:13
Oh, and I get up and look like mine does too.
02:38:15
So because otherwise that's the best way that you can look.
02:38:18
Not obviously guilty.
02:38:20
You've got to jump up and look like your seat might have shit all over it too.
02:38:23
So they don't.
02:38:23
Why would somebody you just obviously I know where the shit came from.
02:38:26
Why would I be jumping up looking at my seat?
02:38:29
And I'm like, Oh, mine is good, so sorry.
02:38:31
You'll have to find another seat. And then I know that it's whatever there.
02:38:33
And I put my I get two seats for the price of one
02:38:40
too. Sheesh.
02:38:41
I hope that old man got the tractor beam.
02:38:43
Maybe think we would be a real short trip.
02:38:45
Okay. His.
02:38:47
You got to pee.
02:38:50
I said.
02:38:50
We have. We?
02:38:54
I like little boys. Pee pee wee wee jibber.
02:38:56
I like to jigger them on the inside.
02:38:58
Do you like to play with stuffed animal jibber on my dirt floors?
02:39:03
I do sometimes.
02:39:06
No, I don't actually.
02:39:10
Now would be a good time for me to have that video up,
02:39:12
but I could not find it.
02:39:18
I did notice the one championship,
02:39:31
but it doesn't look like it's
02:39:32
totally in this country.
02:39:38
I don't know any of these names,
02:39:40
but I don't know any of the MMA fighters either.
02:39:47
They definitely do a bunch of shit that is not
02:39:52
what it was kind of ridiculous to me,
02:40:00
but to each their own
02:40:03
wrestling cats.
02:40:04
That's what the
02:40:07
the one championship event does.
02:40:11
The Russell Cats.
02:40:12
Gary did that once and he got an infection.
02:40:17
I don't that's a different kind of pussy
02:40:19
the little wrestling kits
02:40:22
Yeah so I had the one championship up Googling that
02:40:25
from when you were two Whatever that weird female video is, it gets worse.
02:40:29
All their videos are like that, apparently.
02:40:31
So if they don't have quality, it's like the USFL.
02:40:33
If you don't have quality, you got to do everything and gimmicks
02:40:36
no talent.
02:40:37
You got to have gimmicks kind of, you know.
02:40:39
I mean, I'm, I,
02:40:41
I don't want to throw stones in a glass house
02:40:45
talking about gimmicks versus talent.
02:40:52
Yeah.
02:40:53
So they're just like wrestling pussy.
02:40:56
It was.
02:40:58
I was hoping the cat was going to win.
02:41:00
It didn't.
02:41:01
So I do know not to get weird, but I do know back in the day
02:41:04
there was a few things I stumbled across
02:41:08
and there was wrestling like Emma mae type style.
02:41:13
Wrestling like porn sort of would be like two chicks.
02:41:16
And they're like, well, generally fighting.
02:41:18
And then all of a sudden like,
02:41:19
Oh yeah, they'll start like squeezing each other's nipples as if like, that's like,
02:41:23
you know,
02:41:23
like they'll like, start figuring each other
02:41:25
and it's like, as if it's a submission move.
02:41:27
But they're enjoying it but not enjoying it at the same time.
02:41:30
Catfight. Catfight.
02:41:31
There's my Seinfeld reference.
02:41:34
Marty Why do you always get so excited?
02:41:36
Because we think that there's going to be an exposure of the nipple race
02:41:40
at the very least, right?
02:41:42
Yeah.
02:41:42
What you're talking about, though, then they start like it's fucking weird shit.
02:41:46
Yeah. It's funny, though.
02:41:47
Just this is a I've seen men and women like that.
02:41:51
I know, but it's just weird that it's just somebody decided,
02:41:55
like, hey, this is a this is a premise.
02:41:58
Let's film this.
02:42:00
What have they even had to have?
02:42:01
Like a referee?
02:42:02
That's like they had to get a mad at Arya and there's like, they're filming it
02:42:06
as if it's real and it's just kind of that
02:42:09
it exists.
02:42:10
Anything is a form of entertainment.
02:42:13
Somebody try to put in a porno
02:42:16
balderdash.
02:42:18
What the ones I don't like
02:42:20
the dash, make it look like kid shows, but then they're a porno.
02:42:24
That's that's. Oh, what are you watching?
02:42:26
No, I don't I don't watch them but they get mixed in with my feeds.
02:42:30
I'm like, Hey, is this the food?
02:42:31
What are you watching?
02:42:32
No, it'll look like an old kid's show.
02:42:35
Not like Sesame Street. Not that bad.
02:42:37
But then it's like, Wait a minute.
02:42:39
And I. They have a name for him.
02:42:40
I forgot what they call him. Yeah.
02:42:42
So genre, like the the comic book, all the superhero movies have them and shit.
02:42:46
So completely the end of it's the same or similar or whatever. But
02:42:51
when I was torrents were
02:42:54
really big and you could download, you know, you can, you still can.
02:42:57
But I just I had no idea what you're talking about.
02:42:59
Torrents. What's a torrent?
02:43:01
Oh, it's pretty much. So.
02:43:03
You had the Napster days, right?
02:43:05
Shut up. Okay.
02:43:07
I'm like, really?
02:43:08
Because you're like, so civil tech now?
02:43:12
I don't I mean, I buy all my music at 100% effective the transmissions.
02:43:17
So as with you, right?
02:43:19
So I'm going to find it.
02:43:22
I'm totally listen and I'm just going to find this fucking video
02:43:26
train of thought but so
02:43:28
weird porn shit
02:43:31
that's always the train of thought.
02:43:32
No, I just decided to fuck the trains.
02:43:34
How about those?
02:43:35
The weirdest.
02:43:36
Yeah. Oh, that's some weird shit.
02:43:39
Yeah, that's some really weird shit.
02:43:40
Debbie does. They're football team.
02:43:43
Yeah, well, going back to wrestling, there was a wrestler China.
02:43:48
She was.
02:43:49
She did a woman Yeah, yeah.
02:43:52
No, she was because she ended up having to do porn
02:43:56
after she left the industry because all Really.
02:43:58
So she did.
02:44:00
Yeah.
02:44:00
She took, she, she got fucked by like eight different dudes at once.
02:44:05
I was not all like Yeah.
02:44:06
Like one in the ass, one in the O.C., one in the mouth.
02:44:10
And they all interchange and they all come out and I was into porn,
02:44:12
but I wasn't into wrestling, so I don't think I made that cross-over.
02:44:15
No, no, no, no.
02:44:16
I just did it for the absurd nature of seeing it, because,
02:44:20
you know, I watch porn, I get off.
02:44:21
At least I won't lie about that.
02:44:23
So I don't want to go into a whole wrestling diatribe, but I know.
02:44:26
But she was she was.
02:44:28
She was part of D-Generation X.
02:44:31
She was dating the guy Triple H.
02:44:34
I don't know.
02:44:35
That ended up in who ended up dating the daughter of Vince McMahon
02:44:40
and is married to the daughter of this man right now.
02:44:43
And he was dating China prior to dating the daughter of Vince McMahon
02:44:49
and was very much intertwined with China as far as even storyline wise and stuff.
02:44:54
Like they weren't dating storyline wise, but he was
02:44:58
she was
02:44:58
his manager and she was a big, strong, muscular woman
02:45:02
who would intimidate the guys because they wouldn't know of.
02:45:05
You know, obviously you don't want to hit a woman, but she'll hit you and.
02:45:09
So it's kind of got that dynamic of like and she's a big fucking woman,
02:45:13
so she could probably fucking hurt you.
02:45:16
And her story is kind of a big woman.
02:45:20
Yeah, I guess. No, it's not, but it's never.
02:45:23
Her story is kind of like out of nowhere.
02:45:28
He just started
02:45:29
was just dating her, and she was like, Well, what the hell's going on?
02:45:34
And he just kind of like, was just like this is like, I don't know,
02:45:38
just kind of push her to the curb
02:45:40
and she, like, loved him enough that she was like, Well,
02:45:43
if that's going to make him happy, I'm just going to let it be.
02:45:47
And it kind of destroyed her internally a little bit.
02:45:51
And then they ended up just kind of like kicking her to the curb as a character.
02:45:55
On the show.
02:45:56
And then when she left the industry,
02:45:59
they robbed her of her name because they owned the name China.
02:46:05
And there is a weird thing about spelling changing your name, right?
02:46:09
So her real name is Johnny Lawyer.
02:46:12
Lawyer and lawyer or
02:46:15
but you look up Johnny Law
02:46:17
or whatever and you have
02:46:21
you can see all her porn stuff.
02:46:24
Okay.
02:46:25
She was in mine.
02:46:26
She she was put in the show notes. Right.
02:46:29
Well, she then, yeah, sure.
02:46:32
She then committed suicide or killed herself
02:46:35
due to an overdose
02:46:37
because she didn't have nowhere to
02:46:41
to wrestling was like her place is like where she
02:46:45
got to became somebody and, you know, felt like she belonged.
02:46:50
She had a troubled upbringing and didn't feel like her parents
02:46:53
loved her and shit like that.
02:46:54
So like to take that away from her. She didn't.
02:46:57
She just she did porn and then end up doing a bunch of drugs and kill herself.
02:47:02
And so
02:47:05
they never wanted to make her part
02:47:08
of the hall fame for the wrestling, the WWE,
02:47:12
because their main thing was that, oh, if you Google her name,
02:47:16
you're going to see her porn man.
02:47:19
You're going to tell me you're not going to let Christian
02:47:21
Christian schools aren't going to let their
02:47:24
parents just be on onlyfans and porn.
02:47:27
It's just Yeah, right. It's just funny.
02:47:29
Hindsight 2024, we're looking at text messages for the 2024.
02:47:33
That's the first I've ever heard that.
02:47:35
We're looking at text messages from Vince McMahon,
02:47:38
one of the people that made that call
02:47:41
to not put her in because of porn and stuff.
02:47:44
Meanwhile, this dudes doing some fucked up shit.
02:47:46
Such a hell it.
02:47:48
It's just weird, right?
02:47:49
Plus, I mean, if you're in porn, that's consensual.
02:47:51
Both sides.
02:47:53
Yeah, but now for sure,
02:47:55
she is part of She's in the Hall of Fame.
02:47:59
They inducted her after she died.
02:48:01
I think it was like five or six years ago.
02:48:03
They finally did.
02:48:04
And she's in the video games now, too, and stuff.
02:48:10
So it's just funny how
02:48:14
they disrespected the fuck out of her when she was alive.
02:48:16
They waited until she was dead and then they capitalize off of her
02:48:19
after she was dead.
02:48:20
So I forgot what that's called with the the way the morals
02:48:26
correct.
02:48:27
And things that are bad 20 years ago are accepted now and
02:48:31
enough time goes by where it's like, Oh, we can't punish these people
02:48:34
for that shit forever.
02:48:35
And it's like, I'm I'm quite the vindictive son of a bitch.
02:48:39
I hold grudges, not necessarily a grudge grudge, but if if you
02:48:44
if I deem you to be a certain way now, why should I trust you?
02:48:47
You're going to be a different person in the future.
02:48:50
So it's like, Yeah, I'll just write off now.
02:48:52
I'll save you the trouble later.
02:48:55
Yeah,
02:48:57
everyone changes.
02:48:59
People don't change.
02:49:00
I don't care if you showed me that you were an asshole before,
02:49:03
why should I even bother?
02:49:04
Like, I'd rather waste my time with somebody else?
02:49:09
Well, that's an easy metric to follow right now.
02:49:11
If I've got evidence that proves one way.
02:49:14
So about how the downside.
02:49:16
You may miss out on something great, but more than likely
02:49:19
you'll probably miss out on not being hurt by this dumb ass.
02:49:25
Mind you,
02:49:27
Hitler link.
02:49:29
Oh, that's my link that I've been looking for fucking forever.
02:49:31
But now it's totally irrelevant,
02:49:34
so I have to save it for another time.
02:49:36
But at least it's in the chat.
02:49:39
But at least it is.
02:49:40
It'll get lost if I'm patient.
02:49:43
I don't.
02:49:44
My knife thinks that's a good example.
02:49:46
I wanted to make a comment on the knife.
02:49:47
It took me like an hour and 45 minutes,
02:49:51
so I'm just.
02:49:51
I'm just not.
02:49:52
I'm just going to not try.
02:49:56
Really.
02:49:57
I'm on. I'm going to forget what I want to say.
02:49:59
And so I either have to write it down
02:50:01
or I blurted out immediately because I'm going to forget me too.
02:50:06
But we all can't do that otherwise, just so we can try.
02:50:10
And then there's a problem with when one person says something,
02:50:12
the other one's talking
02:50:13
and then they don't even know what the fuck you said.
02:50:15
Because I've been trying to say what I said.
02:50:16
We've talked about this a few times. I like that.
02:50:18
We talk about the show on the aftershow.
02:50:20
That's what that's what we should do.
02:50:22
Yeah.
02:50:22
No, it's a good reflection on
02:50:25
what I thought you told Garry.
02:50:26
Reflection is not good.
02:50:28
I missed that in the beginning.
02:50:30
I thought you guys were debating. I stepped away. For now.
02:50:32
When it comes to you, over.
02:50:33
Over.
02:50:34
Critical or I'm saying that that's more of a production thing
02:50:38
when it comes to
02:50:38
stepping on each other and talking and figuring out how to, you know, that
02:50:42
that's one thing when it comes to like topic wise and
02:50:46
branching off of this idea and branching off of that idea that
02:50:50
I think is what you're
02:50:51
misconstruing more organic when it comes to the conversation,
02:50:55
less organic when it comes to not stepping on each other and knowing what
02:50:59
we're talking.
02:51:01
Right.
02:51:01
That's that's kind of how I interpreted.
02:51:04
I thought you were criticizing Gary
02:51:05
for reflecting on his show and wanting to do better.
02:51:10
Oh, no.
02:51:10
I was reflecting on him downplaying and shitting stuff because he tends to like,
02:51:16
Oh, no, yeah, I don't know.
02:51:17
He's like, he's got this negative attitude about the show, apparently.
02:51:22
Does he?
02:51:23
I don't believe it.
02:51:23
He tries it, doesn't know.
02:51:25
It's a subtle negativity. It's not what you go for.
02:51:28
He'll just work things out. So I don't believe anything he says.
02:51:31
Oh, when you mention the of thinking
02:51:34
that we should have more fanfare by now or thinking that he just
02:51:39
he comes across as having
02:51:40
this idea that it should be easier than what it's been.
02:51:43
And I don't.
02:51:45
I have zero expectations that I know it it takes I've listened to a great podcast
02:51:49
that don't get much fanfare.
02:51:51
So you know well and everything I've every podcast that's successful
02:51:56
that I've not been a part of but just watched
02:51:59
they're like, Yeah, we did this for five years with, five viewers,
02:52:04
and we just kept doing it.
02:52:05
And then eventually somebody started.
02:52:07
But yeah, I don't care if anybody ever watches.
02:52:09
I just want to I want to add in my my own steps, my own metrics.
02:52:13
I want to improve at least one thing each show so that when we're 100 shows
02:52:17
from now, we go, whoa,
02:52:22
Well, I've
02:52:22
gotten off of social media quite a bit and you see,
02:52:25
you've gotten off of social media and off on social media, off of both.
02:52:30
But me too.
02:52:31
I've never had social media.
02:52:32
I just I have a fake. I have a fake.
02:52:34
I called my Facebook account because I'm I'm I'm a troll,
02:52:38
but I just don't I'm sorry. I Like the end and everything.
02:52:41
I like the anonymity, anonymity and anonymity
02:52:46
because I just people want to just tear you down and I
02:52:48
just want to make dumb little jokes, shit and just kind of be an asshole.
02:52:52
And so I'm kind of a troll in nature,
02:52:54
but I people people
02:52:57
look at trolling as a bad thing or they're like, they to me it's like,
02:53:02
Oh, you're a troll thing and like, troll and read the bridge and it's like,
02:53:05
No, it's it's actually trolling like fishing, you know?
02:53:07
I cast the asshole comment and I'm waiting to catch the fish.
02:53:11
When I finally catch the fish, I'm like, I got one, right?
02:53:14
That's that's what it actually is. Yeah.
02:53:17
And so that's I don't know.
02:53:18
I just, I think there's two kinds.
02:53:22
There's the troll that actually is under the bridge,
02:53:24
just a dick that just wants to throw a grenade in the middle of a very good,
02:53:27
eloquent debate just to be like, look, I did look at me
02:53:30
and unfortunately, I like to be that person.
02:53:32
Sometimes
02:53:35
I like to just throw out the asshole comment
02:53:38
and just see kind of reaction I get.
02:53:39
It's I always see it.
02:53:41
I don't see a different experience.
02:53:43
Do you don't think that that that's figuratively going Oh,
02:53:47
with the grenade if you're No mine's more of like let me cast this out here
02:53:51
and see how many fish I catch with this little stupid comment.
02:53:54
Nothing. Let me try this angle.
02:53:57
Oh, I got one here.
02:53:58
See if I can relive them in.
02:53:59
It's like, Oh, let me let me let me respond again to him.
02:54:02
And it's like,
02:54:02
let's see how riled up or let's see what kind of weird reaction I can get.
02:54:06
Fishy again, it's the human experience.
02:54:09
I enjoy
02:54:11
prodding and poking at and analyzing
02:54:13
the human experience and people's reactionary comments, too.
02:54:17
And it's a way different doing it to
02:54:18
to people or even online with one person as opposed to a comment.
02:54:23
Some of the comments are so ridiculous.
02:54:26
The intelligent level you can tell the way things are postured,
02:54:29
sentence structure and spelling, and
02:54:32
just how they gather their thoughts,
02:54:35
how many posts they might respond to you in three
02:54:38
consecutive comments versus one concise one like Well, don't world
02:54:44
outside of our show with people that have more than one or two comments
02:54:47
gang up quick to and they take sides they have no idea they just want
02:54:50
oh yeah I'll just write yeah there's a quick bandwagon
02:54:54
and everything saying one thing wrong and all of a sudden there's like
02:54:56
eight people jumping at you
02:54:58
and then they're all conversating with each other and it's just this weird
02:55:02
play.
02:55:02
More shit. Yeah, it's funny.
02:55:05
Which is why I don't have social media. Really.
02:55:07
I have
02:55:09
never I've never had.
02:55:10
I'm old enough where I've never
02:55:13
with my business I try to create a presence.
02:55:15
And I was like, you know what? I I didn't need it.
02:55:17
My business took off without it, just with the word of mouth.
02:55:21
Yeah, which is ironic, being a drug company.
02:55:24
I have two tweets in my entire life. It was, Hey, welcome.
02:55:27
And the next one was I changed my phone number, my business phone numbers.
02:55:29
I was like, What a great way to put it out.
02:55:32
You got two exes, though?
02:55:33
They call them the Exes.
02:55:34
How do you like how do you say I posted an ex
02:55:38
ex if two if tweet is when you're on Twitter, you tweet ex.
02:55:43
You must
02:55:46
tweet was the to me extremely gay.
02:55:49
But it was the tweet.
02:55:51
I'm going to tweet it, tweeted out, retweet me.
02:55:53
It just sounds gay as fuck. But guess what?
02:55:55
You got used to it and became, you know, why?
02:55:58
Do you know why?
02:56:00
Because it's a bird.
02:56:01
What's his name?
02:56:01
Yeah, but it was
02:56:03
it wasn't the grapevine actually tried to do some with that can work it out
02:56:06
and they said it thought the little The what A little birdie says
02:56:10
tweet, tweet tweet. Yeah.
02:56:12
And then that's where they Twitter. Yeah.
02:56:14
It's kind of stupid.
02:56:15
It's gay. I agree with you.
02:56:16
But that's
02:56:18
it was supposed to be a homosexual gay.
02:56:20
But it's just like and I think about it, though.
02:56:22
It is it's just a bunch of people chirping back and forth at each other.
02:56:25
It's exactly it was perfect. It's a perfect word.
02:56:27
It sounds like what you say and sounds says what?
02:56:30
It sounds like. They should have called it
02:56:34
instead of You think so?
02:56:38
Yeah, it could have been Teeter.
02:56:40
I think that's a bunch of rumor.
02:56:42
Dash Everyone have tweeted on the Twitter.
02:56:47
I think that's a quite a bit of balderdash.
02:56:52
Which one is it
02:56:54
I think it's
02:56:56
balderdash.
02:56:57
It's rubbish drivel nonsense of blithering
02:57:00
babble, baloney, hogwash, malarkey.
02:57:04
Gary brought up a bunch of times where that making everybody locked down
02:57:08
with the pandemic and forcing people to do stuff was balderdash.
02:57:12
I know.
02:57:13
I wish we could get his actual quote if he was still here, but
02:57:19
this is what my video is about.
02:57:22
The thing that happened.
02:57:26
Derek, Everybody,
02:57:28
look, look, look, look, look, look.
02:57:30
They want everybody to forget and forgive everything that happened
02:57:34
during the pandemic. We were all in the dark.
02:57:36
We were all afraid.
02:57:38
Like, know a bitch Like that was like we all got kidnaped and put on an island,
02:57:43
and then all y'all bastards were like, We should eat them.
02:57:46
And we're like, What the fuck?
02:57:47
And then now they took us off the island and we're just looking at you on the ride
02:57:50
home, like, and you're like, Oh, wasn't that crazy?
02:57:54
And we're like, Nah, bitch, you tried to eat us.
02:57:59
I didn't kick you out of those stores.
02:58:01
I didn't ruin your job.
02:58:02
I didn't tell you you couldn't come to the family reunion.
02:58:05
I didn't tell you
02:58:06
you had to drop dead of a heart attack because you didn't get the jab.
02:58:09
So you're not welcome at this hospital.
02:58:11
There ain't nothing.
02:58:12
Forgive on my side, baby. Boo.
02:58:14
This is a huge problem.
02:58:15
And we're still talking about it, too.
02:58:21
Yeah, My
02:58:27
my family has had a Christmas party every single year
02:58:30
for as long as I have been alive and then some.
02:58:34
And they're the family that puts it on.
02:58:38
They're my godmother's husband.
02:58:43
He died on Christmas Day.
02:58:48
We still got together
02:58:51
on Christmas Day for a very somber day.
02:58:54
My cousin last year
02:58:58
not see, it's always weird. Last year is
02:59:01
Christmas.
02:59:01
This year to me was 2023 Christmas, which just happened.
02:59:05
But I guess it's two years ago.
02:59:06
But my cousin was supposedly murdered.
02:59:10
Murdered?
02:59:12
Pretty sure in my opinion he was murdered.
02:59:13
That could could have been suicide, but pretty sure was murder
02:59:18
plot evidence. It was murder.
02:59:20
So figuring that out.
02:59:21
But so in that happened.
02:59:23
His funeral was on Christmas Eve.
02:59:24
We still got together and had a Christmas Eve party.
02:59:30
It wasn't the greatest party, but it was somber.
02:59:33
But we still got together a family.
02:59:36
The only time we did not get together was due to COVID.
02:59:42
And it just sounds so stupid that we didn't.
02:59:45
It seems like a fucking waste.
02:59:48
The most dumbest thing ever.
02:59:50
Like why, why, why?
02:59:51
Why would we have not gotten together
02:59:55
Very stupid.
03:00:00
I feel like it's a bunch of all the dash.
03:00:09
Balderdash, balderdash,
03:00:12
balderdash, balderdash.
03:00:14
That just rolled dash.
03:00:17
Balderdash, balderdash,
03:00:19
balderdash, balderdash,
03:00:23
balderdash.
03:00:25
Well, Evan, nothing's on fire anymore.
03:00:30
There was stuff on fire.
03:00:32
Possibly.
03:00:35
Where there's smoke, there's fire, they say.
03:00:37
But I don't agree with that.
03:00:38
I know they're not always when there's smoke, sometimes there's just smoke.
03:00:42
All the dash.
03:00:43
They say when there's smoke, there's fire.
03:00:45
That's complete, brother. Balderdash.
03:00:48
Who are they?
03:00:49
They're not a woman.
03:00:51
Balderdash. They're not.
03:00:53
By the way, women never wrote anything.
03:01:02
So anything.
03:01:03
And I don't know.
03:01:04
I got nothing. It's just balderdash.
03:01:08
Yeah, I want to come on topic.
03:01:10
Silver works about this.
03:01:12
I'm kind of see how, like, we're kind of.
03:01:15
I don't know.
03:01:15
I feel like things are kind of coming to a close a bit,
03:01:17
and I'm kind of trying to gauge how you are.
03:01:19
So I'm like, kind of asking you like,
03:01:20
you know, it's, you know, rather than just going, I'm done.
03:01:24
I don't like that. I
03:01:28
fuck.
03:01:29
All right.
03:01:29
Well, I guess that feels like shit. Yeah.
03:01:33
Yeah, exactly. Doesn't That's what I fucking hate about it.
03:01:35
Well, it's weird because that's what I just did to you.
03:01:37
I had a piss so bad that by the time I assumed you'd be right back.
03:01:41
If not, I was going to talk about.
03:01:43
About how you left me for maybe a couple of minutes.
03:01:47
And I could have hit the.
03:01:48
I'll be right back.
03:01:49
I have to go find a new chapter.
03:01:51
If you had to come back within a minute or two,
03:01:53
I would have then started riffing on how you left me.
03:01:56
And it was as though you were talking to me
03:02:00
and I just fucking left.
03:02:02
There's nobody else.
03:02:03
Nothing. Clearly, there's nobody else listening.
03:02:06
It is a bunch of life or death scene.
03:02:09
You were
03:02:09
talking about being hard on yourself without being sick or death perverted.
03:02:13
And you say hurtin.
03:02:14
And I go, I'll let you get it out and then I'll put it back in
03:02:18
and then I'll let you get it out and then I'll put it back in.
03:02:21
I can play.
03:02:22
All right.
03:02:22
So I don't watch the show just because I'm so hard on myself.
03:02:25
The show. I can't watch the show.
03:02:27
I just can't.
03:02:28
I'll never do it again
03:02:31
because I cannot improve the things that I would have a problem with.
03:02:36
But the technical side, I want to remind you that I just
03:02:39
I just know it's in the moment so I have less.
03:02:43
So that's the thing with I do, I don't know.
03:02:45
I just don't do the hot dog buns.
03:02:46
I'm just saying doing the hot dog burns and the easy draw.
03:02:48
I feel like if I, if I don't like what I did,
03:02:53
it sucks because it's like I can easily just do it again and do it again
03:02:56
and do it again and do it again.
03:02:58
I like
03:02:59
the instances where we showed up, had no idea.
03:03:02
We we just wrote a bunch of shit
03:03:03
that night and we performed it that night versus just having this,
03:03:07
Hey, prepare something and it's like, Fuck, I don't know,
03:03:10
because I could beat myself up all day about what I'm writing.
03:03:14
If I just do it in the in the moment, I kind of get a little sauce.
03:03:19
We are just joking around having fun and I do it.
03:03:21
I take it less critically because I can't.
03:03:24
I can't undo it. It was in the moment.
03:03:25
It was just having fun and that's why the aroma
03:03:29
I try to send a little bit,
03:03:32
otherwise I will be too critical.
03:03:34
And so you got to find the hybrid
03:03:35
right between that where you got to prepare a tiny bit,
03:03:37
but not like overprepared to the point where you're you don't know what to know.
03:03:40
That's what I do, I pull up a bunch of articles that I find
03:03:43
some are interesting and I a lot of times I'll half read them just to
03:03:49
leave some mystery
03:03:51
for you know I don't know.
03:03:54
I have myself way less time now and it would be awesome.
03:03:58
I mean, I could I could have at least prepared a better title
03:04:02
and see, I beat myself up. Now nobody cares.
03:04:04
I don't care.
03:04:05
No, we'll do it again next week.
03:04:07
See, we can't treat it like some people treat dinner like it's the end all end
03:04:11
their life decision.
03:04:12
You eat like off the top of my head.
03:04:14
I'm practicing like 20,000 times in your life.
03:04:18
I have no idea.
03:04:19
We'll have to do the math and see.
03:04:21
I have to do the math.
03:04:23
Why do we why do some people
03:04:25
pick each one like it's so
03:04:28
you know, you're going to eat again to go eat whatever the fuck each one's meant.
03:04:32
No, no, no, no. Don't eat whatever the fuck.
03:04:35
Because then you end up on my £600 life, eat whatever the fuck you want
03:04:39
as long as you're equal. No,
03:04:41
do it.
03:04:41
As long as you're active enough, you always have to have.
03:04:43
There's no such thing.
03:04:45
You can't add out active a bad diet.
03:04:48
I think you can.
03:04:49
You can't.
03:04:50
You got the fat.
03:04:51
You've got to watch all the fat shows.
03:04:53
I've watched all the fat chocolate Darren McCarty for just one afternoon.
03:04:57
I've dived.
03:04:57
I've met Darren McCarty.
03:04:59
I know that's he puts his body through some shit.
03:05:02
But when he was training he used to do, he used to do a podcast out of Mike
03:05:06
Walters house, who is the Detroit
03:05:09
Cass, who is the podcast that I used to help and could still help,
03:05:13
but I decided not to, even though he texted me.
03:05:16
And I never respond to. No,
03:05:18
because I don't want to tell. Him.
03:05:19
No, I honestly didn't want to tell him no.
03:05:20
But there's other reasons that I didn't want to I don't want to mention, but
03:05:24
I kind of wish they would have
03:05:27
thrown me a little bit of money for the work that I was doing for them.
03:05:30
I never asked for anything, never expecting anything.
03:05:32
But well, I don't have a full podcast, but I can tell you
03:05:36
there's there's no money in it and I don't think it was stupid YouTube.
03:05:41
It was successful enough.
03:05:43
YouTube was more or less told itself.
03:05:45
It was more or less the parlay off of the radio station
03:05:50
is what really that fanfare came from.
03:05:54
What's radio?
03:05:55
That's something I just looked at it.
03:05:56
It was like, okay, if I, if I,
03:05:58
if I got, you know, even even the minimum amount of money that I would expect,
03:06:02
it would really not be anything, that's going to like,
03:06:05
change my life or be that big of a deal.
03:06:07
So did you drive a really pizza and hang it on your board behind?
03:06:11
You know, it's a fucking
03:06:14
hotel.
03:06:14
I mean, I know it looks like a kid's drawing of a fucking pizza.
03:06:19
Is it an advertisement? Is it.
03:06:21
Is that art now?
03:06:23
Yeah, it's like a weird art piece.
03:06:29
It's not coming off.
03:06:30
That's a shame.
03:06:31
You see how I think it looks like a pizza?
03:06:33
It's like, loaded with pepperoni.
03:06:34
It's like it's so.
03:06:35
It's like 3D got, like, a warm.
03:06:37
Oh, right, right here.
03:06:40
Why doesn't it match the frame?
03:06:42
Dwelling residents habitat animate, though dough.
03:06:47
Well it's got words borders, homesteads.
03:06:50
It's all like it's all words for like whoever framed it in idiom.
03:06:54
And there's so much more frame on the left side
03:06:56
known it doesn't match the color of the wallpaper at all.
03:06:59
Or not even the couch.
03:07:00
Well, even though it's like the brown, I guess it's brown, man.
03:07:04
Just started managing a hotel.
03:07:06
Can I put my art up in all the rooms?
03:07:08
Sure. No, it's.
03:07:09
It's the home.
03:07:10
Two suites are not terrible because you get, like, a little kitchenette.
03:07:14
You know, you don't get a stove or anything.
03:07:16
Number two suites, you get a full sized fridge.
03:07:19
No, it's Hilton property, but it's called home
03:07:21
to which is supposed to be like, Oh, you're home away from home.
03:07:24
You're home to, you know, home number two.
03:07:27
Right?
03:07:29
And they all typically look the same, but they've got like a nice desk area set up.
03:07:34
They have a
03:07:36
mild kitchen with some dishes
03:07:39
and a full size refrigerator versus the little shitty mini fridge and stuff.
03:07:42
The full size fridge has a freezer section, so
03:07:46
I don't mind it for that aspect because when I get
03:07:50
like carry outs and shit or if I go to the because I'm here for until Friday,
03:07:54
so I might to the grocery store and grab some shit
03:07:57
so you get it for under a hundred bucks during the week.
03:08:00
Oh I don't pay for this one.
03:08:03
So you don't even care.
03:08:04
You just swipe it and keep track.
03:08:06
Yeah. No.
03:08:07
If I, if I, if I grab a hotel that's a little bit more expensive.
03:08:10
The only thing it benefits me technically, because I get more
03:08:13
Hilton Honors Club. So.
03:08:16
So you want to spend as much as I.
03:08:18
Yeah. Within.
03:08:19
I mean, no, it's not what I try to do but I would
03:08:23
I mean in this the points I good points are points man.
03:08:26
If they well so they say you can have a hotel up to $300.
03:08:29
I'm getting a $298 hotel every time there's a.
03:08:34
Yeah.
03:08:34
But there is a certain the same level.
03:08:37
Hopefully my budget manager isn't watching
03:08:41
so you got to stay within a reasonable realm when I do my flights
03:08:44
like there is there's a scale in which I have to get approval
03:08:48
from my manager and I've done that before where I've been like,
03:08:53
this is, what's available and this is what I need.
03:08:57
And he's been like, Yeah, okay, yeah,
03:08:59
I'll just say I went to a, I went to a place in Jackson once.
03:09:03
I'm going to call it out Michigan Republican Capitol,
03:09:06
Republican starting place of the world and the hotel that they set me up.
03:09:09
Their only rule was that it had to be Holiday Inn Express.
03:09:12
Basically that was like the standard, right?
03:09:15
So, I mean, but it was it wasn't a Super eight.
03:09:17
So I'm like, whatever.
03:09:18
No, it's not horrible.
03:09:19
But we we we called there was more it was at2 us
03:09:23
and we called and we were just like this You can't.
03:09:27
And they moved us.
03:09:27
So I appreciate my accommodations. People
03:09:32
know that's
03:09:33
that's what we weird because I do that works same shit he'll get
03:09:38
Hiltons or not Hilton so I'll get fucking Holiday
03:09:41
Inns all the time and you're fucking lower and he doesn't need to.
03:09:48
My manager was like, No, I only get Hilton Properties.
03:09:51
I was a marriott guy until I kind of got robbed by my manager a bit.
03:09:55
And then also Marriott, my fucking Marriott points they
03:10:00
about four different times.
03:10:01
Random people were using my
03:10:05
number to book hotels
03:10:08
and apparently you could just use the number to book the hotel.
03:10:11
My help my Marriott rewards number without having to have any extra information.
03:10:16
And I mean I called on several occasions.
03:10:21
No I they me points and I have a
03:10:24
I have a case number that I stole.
03:10:28
They owe me like 60 to 80000 points.
03:10:30
So I don't know.
03:10:31
I just got don't just got tired of that anymore.
03:10:34
I got tired of them got Hilton.
03:10:36
Hilton has done a two factor verification for fucking a while
03:10:41
and fucking somehow
03:10:44
Marriott was able to have those people use my number
03:10:49
and book hotels on several occasions and, and I changed my password
03:10:54
and they just oh try this, try this, try that.
03:10:57
And then finally they were like, Oh, we're going to close this account.
03:11:00
You're going to open a new account.
03:11:01
We're going to move the points over that never worked.
03:11:04
So I've already been on the phone with them multitude of times.
03:11:08
I have like a history of backlog.
03:11:12
Oh, you have to wait
03:11:12
30 days after opening an account to transfer the point.
03:11:16
I, I haven't. I haven't.
03:11:19
It's been since what's.
03:11:21
What's going to happen in over a year.
03:11:23
You're going to get sideways to me and you're going to find something that's
03:11:27
probably better because every time somebody every time
03:11:29
anybody does that, me with my services, I start looking around.
03:11:34
I was like, you know what? I was happy and you screw up.
03:11:36
I start looking around,
03:11:36
I find competition that's usually equal or better than what they have.
03:11:40
I But now you're using it.
03:11:41
You're using a different hotel chain with different points.
03:11:44
Yep. Well, I had a marriott
03:11:48
Marriott Bonvoy credit card to anybody.
03:11:50
Microaggression of power with marketing or companies like that.
03:11:54
Remember that I canceled my Marriott Bonvoy credit card and I have not been in.
03:12:00
I travel a living.
03:12:01
You know what?
03:12:02
It's in there.
03:12:03
It's in their best interest to say, How many points did you have,
03:12:05
sir, and come up with over 1.4 billion.
03:12:09
If you just said a billion, they should have
03:12:10
said, boom, here's your billion and I'm calling back at some point.
03:12:14
But I just it's been so long
03:12:17
and I don't know if I really even I just feel like I'm owed the points
03:12:20
I want to use the points, get the free hotel and then be done.
03:12:23
So I was like screwed on points one way or another.
03:12:29
Plus, they're
03:12:29
tracking I don't I don't like the loyalty and rewards programs, whatever.
03:12:33
I just know that it's worth it for what I do.
03:12:36
Yeah.
03:12:36
If you travel for business, obviously it's worth it
03:12:40
because in your pay with credit, you're paying with credit card
03:12:42
or you're paying with your expense account.
03:12:43
So they know. And in a hotel, you can't really stay anywhere
03:12:46
in the United States without an ID.
03:12:47
So there's no privacy when you're staying on a property.
03:12:52
So it's kind of this weird myth that I have.
03:12:54
I don't know why I try to
03:12:57
know.
03:12:57
I found that.
03:12:58
So Marriott's tend to have nicer properties.
03:13:02
Hiltons are pretty damn nice too, but they're also way more abundant.
03:13:07
So they all buy each other out there, way more abundant.
03:13:15
And I
03:13:16
found some nice place randomly because I happen to have a job
03:13:20
in the Tampa area in Florida, like Tampa area, the Tampa.
03:13:26
Two years ago we had the Tampa Bay area
03:13:29
and so my girlfriend and I went down there.
03:13:31
That's where we went during the New year.
03:13:33
We went to that exact hotel spot goes down. So
03:13:38
yeah, I don't think that's
03:13:41
now I don't think Florida down south enough.
03:13:43
You know, I see I think once you get to Florida you're past down south.
03:13:48
It doesn't that doesn't make any sense.
03:13:50
The Michigan stuff makes sense.
03:13:51
That doesn't make any sense.
03:13:53
That's Florida.
03:13:56
Florida doesn't even
03:13:57
just prove that you just proved right there that your argument.
03:14:00
It does in general.
03:14:01
Yeah. Yeah.
03:14:02
It's not my answer on. Sure.
03:14:04
You know, I'm unsure the up north thing is not my argument.
03:14:07
There's a lot of people north up in north.
03:14:11
Well, but then we don't everything is
03:14:13
and so everything is up in north, especially on a relative somewhere.
03:14:17
It's all relative.
03:14:18
Unless you're standing on the North Pole.
03:14:20
Every series of is up from us.
03:14:24
Yeah.
03:14:25
Unless you're standing on the North Pole, there's always an up north.
03:14:29
No, there's still an up north with the sky.
03:14:32
It depends on which part you're standing. Now.
03:14:35
We've established that there's a pole, there's a north and a south pole.
03:14:39
So. So, yeah.
03:14:40
So here's, here's the.
03:14:41
The the globe.
03:14:44
Right. You're one of those.
03:14:46
Globe is if you're standing here, you're at the northernmost point.
03:14:49
But what if you're standing right here perspective wise, north
03:14:55
in your eyes is actually south, right.
03:14:58
Well, there's an actual axis goes it
03:15:02
even though it wobbles and it's not exactly perfect.
03:15:04
So it has nothing to do with your perspective.
03:15:05
You could be anywhere on the earth. Yeah.
03:15:07
So you'd have the right. So you.
03:15:09
Yeah, you would have to look the where it's actual north would be very confusing.
03:15:14
Interesting.
03:15:15
I'm pretty sure they have a marker.
03:15:18
No, but that also is why I'm positive there's a marker now.
03:15:22
Is the marker accurate?
03:15:23
I have no idea. I've never been there.
03:15:26
Do you think so?
03:15:27
Any. Any other.
03:15:30
The Goldilocks zone of planets where it comes
03:15:33
being a prime for life.
03:15:36
Oh, the adage of the adage of us having a moon
03:15:39
and the adage of the tilt on the axis that's providing a differentiating
03:15:44
heating, cooling, then most other planets would get
03:15:50
obviously AIDS of life, right?
03:15:51
It sounds like Fermi Paradox crap, so I don't know then.
03:15:57
All right, well, if only Gary was here.
03:16:00
What if he.
03:16:01
See, here's my problem is I don't believe anything so much
03:16:04
so that I play and I act like, you know, So I'll like, yeah, okay,
03:16:07
I agree with you.
03:16:08
Or I think that's like the process on the back of my head though I'm
03:16:11
going bullshit, bullshit, bullshit bullshit most of the time.
03:16:14
Fine.
03:16:15
You can say that can, but I just, you know, no one knows for sure,
03:16:18
but just that conversation based on the thought.
03:16:21
But even Gary, I think he feels like ability of it
03:16:23
talking directly to me when I he said we have to make some assumptions.
03:16:27
I believe he said otherwise we would go nuts trying to know everything
03:16:31
which is again, that's my fun fantasy afterlife,
03:16:33
where I believe we know everything after life and we're part of that.
03:16:36
His response to the string theory makes some assumptions.
03:16:40
He said he wanted to seek all information and you know, everybody wants that,
03:16:44
but you can't. There's too much information.
03:16:46
So you have to take some some of it on assumption.
03:16:52
And I refuse to do that.
03:16:54
Like, I don't if you tell me right now you're in a hotel room,
03:16:59
I you.
03:17:00
But I don't I don't I part of me thinks
03:17:04
he might not be in a hotel room.
03:17:05
I have no reason to believe that.
03:17:06
But there's that's the kind of skeptic I am.
03:17:08
So the whole based on some assumption, just ties in with the whole aspect
03:17:11
of this conscious being
03:17:16
there's so much assumption put into
03:17:20
the consciousness of how we even are here
03:17:23
when there's so much other stuff going on.
03:17:25
I mean, this is the same conversation I've been trying to slowly
03:17:29
chip away at them.
03:17:30
I didn't I didn't chip away at all this episode,
03:17:33
but I kind of wish I would have.
03:17:35
But yeah, just that idea of,
03:17:41
of whatever was just mentioned,
03:17:45
the, the consciousness
03:17:49
course, it always goes back right now. Yeah.
03:17:51
The consciousness but the, the energy after
03:17:55
and the amount of energy after I forget.
03:17:57
Why does awareness have to tie it all together.
03:18:01
Yeah.
03:18:03
Correct.
03:18:05
Plays at the end all be all of.
03:18:08
And you're trying to chip away at that.
03:18:11
Yeah.
03:18:12
But I do have an idea of
03:18:16
Yeah, you got it.
03:18:18
It's almost the fact that.
03:18:19
Well, no, just the fact that we.
03:18:21
What if we could rewiring in our mind it's
03:18:23
because Gary's not here, so it doesn't make worthwhile.
03:18:26
I want to try lucid dreaming.
03:18:29
That would be a good topic.
03:18:30
But say we.
03:18:31
We existed before
03:18:35
we were or
03:18:38
we existed before we had consciousness, did we?
03:18:41
I don't think we did.
03:18:43
I don't think so.
03:18:44
I think a second. Second. You were a sperm.
03:18:46
You were conscious, You were just come here conscious in the same way
03:18:50
that the seed existed, when the tree existed, when it was a seed.
03:18:56
And I don't think it did.
03:18:57
I think so. So I think it's potential.
03:18:59
I think its energy potential was in that seed, but the tree wasn't
03:19:02
this is why was Gary was here So that's a brilliant thing so
03:19:05
right so so the sperm.
03:19:07
The sperm. Wait you're on to something right there.
03:19:09
So you said we said something brilliant and Gary's not here.
03:19:13
The sperm understands the sperm towards the egg.
03:19:15
Right. So it's conscious in some form.
03:19:17
Let's start.
03:19:18
That is a segment I'll play Gary for this part, this portion.
03:19:20
But isn't that isn't that what the sperm is? US.
03:19:24
So we are conscious.
03:19:26
Sperm is the seed.
03:19:27
Gary, do you. Do you remember that?
03:19:31
I'm sorry.
03:19:31
I was wrong.
03:19:32
I apologize.
03:19:35
Do you remember when you swam towards that egg?
03:19:38
Where you conscious that? No.
03:19:40
Or he would say, Yeah, it's the way if knows the answer.
03:19:42
He would say yes to derail the debate.
03:19:45
Yeah, I do remember.
03:19:47
I'm that special.
03:19:48
Well he would just go.
03:19:49
Well of course I don't remember.
03:19:51
I think I was you too. I Think it was you.
03:19:53
You may have mentioned this too,
03:19:55
to think about that, though, out of the billion sperm, right?
03:19:57
I mean, there's billions in every load.
03:20:00
You really with a B?
03:20:02
I've heard there's as many in a load as there are people on the earth.
03:20:06
Every load.
03:20:07
You know what I know?
03:20:09
How can you feel that in your tummy?
03:20:11
And my own loads are so different depending on how long it's been right.
03:20:15
Yeah.
03:20:17
A consistency thing.
03:20:19
You possibly know all information on some things we have to assume
03:20:23
if some were thicker than others, is that constitute more.
03:20:26
What I was going to say though out of those billion somewhere
03:20:30
everyone that load that was his load he was the king of that load
03:20:35
right.
03:20:39
That's that's a sad, sad
03:20:42
thing for that load.
03:20:43
And you just every every human being was the king.
03:20:45
All the other ones were bumping into each other.
03:20:47
And he just happened to be the one that just went know, dude,
03:20:49
if you've seen him, you can you can watch will do that for the next show.
03:20:52
You can see him there they come.
03:20:54
They eat each other, they fight each.
03:20:56
They cut off your tail. Dude, it's awful.
03:20:58
They fight a fight to win that the winner is they're going to die, right?
03:21:03
Like, it's even better.
03:21:05
So if you're fucking a chick and you put your load in her
03:21:07
and another guy comes in, especially if you're fucking her a lot.
03:21:10
Some fall behind and survive and hang out.
03:21:14
And they don't. They're not.
03:21:15
They'll never impregnate a woman, but they fuck and kill all the other men sperm.
03:21:22
I would love to
03:21:24
have a deep dive on that shit platter and sperm do that now.
03:21:29
So again, that's what I'm saying.
03:21:30
Like metal, sperm, traffic, that's something that at least half
03:21:35
traffic sounds like I Right.
03:21:38
It doesn't have to be traffic. I want to pick
03:21:41
I don't want to pick the thing that I want because, Gary,
03:21:44
you're you have to pick it.
03:21:45
I never pick it. Sperm. No.
03:21:47
All right.
03:21:48
Gary has to be I don't know why I included you or I.
03:21:50
That's how I feel.
03:21:51
I feel like you were Gary s to pick it. I've never tried it.
03:21:54
I've never picked a topic except for Gary.
03:21:56
Every time he's got final A, I'll take that back.
03:22:00
It was the two concepts.
03:22:01
Ones were my idea because I said,
03:22:05
for example,
03:22:06
Gary, that explains the fog the whole we need to add.
03:22:09
We thought 18 holes was the clever statement out of all the shows.
03:22:14
I liked it.
03:22:15
I just didn't know that that was happening as I had no no one.
03:22:19
I mean, for whatever reason I picked that topic because I
03:22:22
said, Gary, it should be 18 holes like golf when we get
03:22:25
and I said it like first show 15,
03:22:27
I was like, when we get to show 18 it last, the topic has to be holes.
03:22:31
And he was like, I guess, I guess.
03:22:32
And then like the second or third time I said, he was like, oh, 18 holes
03:22:36
hit it the way that was you that said that,
03:22:39
though, I said it, but that was like after the show was recorded.
03:22:42
No, I know that was made.
03:22:44
It was like maybe even longer, but I didn't, you know, I walked right up to it.
03:22:48
I made you say it.
03:22:49
That's why it was funny in that mean the second the show ended with
03:22:53
you had the exit theme, I was like, oh, 18 holes.
03:22:57
You know, you don't realize that we can never have 18
03:23:01
of anything in the show because by like 11 I was done.
03:23:05
I didn't get the concept.
03:23:09
I missed the show note right?
03:23:12
Which was fun because that's how I was saying it.
03:23:14
We got to talking like we got to talk for holes, whatever there was certain.
03:23:18
Yeah. And I ruined it.
03:23:20
You know, you didn't ruin it. You made it different.
03:23:22
You made it better.
03:23:24
I was just like, I'm going in this direction.
03:23:26
You're like, Well, I kind of had a thing already.
03:23:28
And I'm like, What do you mean?
03:23:30
What are you talking about?
03:23:32
I'm like, Yeah, the hardest part was separating
03:23:34
the asshole from the asshole.
03:23:38
Well, then
03:23:39
watching back then I was like, Oh, I was like, Wait, wait.
03:23:44
Sure. We can't.
03:23:44
We can't have and assholes and the whole 16.
03:23:49
And for some reason, you know how hard it was to find 18 concepts for whole.
03:23:54
I'm like, This was a stupid idea.
03:23:56
This is great on paper, but this is a stupid idea.
03:23:59
But we did it. We did it.
03:24:00
That was the best part.
03:24:02
And then there was another there was another name concept that
03:24:06
I definitely
03:24:06
pushed Gary in that direction, but he to come up with it.
03:24:09
Plus then he gets all the blame. Well, who are we going to make fun of?
03:24:11
Want you to make fun of me because of the topic.
03:24:14
So it it is weird because like in those instances, a little better
03:24:19
communication would have been better, but you know, it is what it is.
03:24:23
But at the same time, sometimes I like it.
03:24:25
Communication makes for a, you know, just throwing someone off guard
03:24:30
when it comes to presenting a topic or an idea or getting actual
03:24:35
organic reaction of an idea or an opinion of something or somebody
03:24:41
who has two of everything because, you know, I'm in my fifties and once
03:24:45
thing breaks and you don't have it and anything bad happens, so you do that.
03:24:48
So I have a contingency plan.
03:24:51
If Gary gives me the topic at 859 an hour,
03:24:55
I can just type it in and have the stupid little.
03:24:58
So I'm good with whistles and.
03:25:00
Yeah, two balls in his head in the middle. Oh nasty though.
03:25:02
That was actually working for I worked like an hour on that.
03:25:06
You should see the picture too.
03:25:08
I it didn't make sense. I had such a cool picture.
03:25:10
You ever wonder when, like, the art doesn't match the concept?
03:25:13
I was like, I can't.
03:25:14
It's so cool, but I can't use it
03:25:15
because it has nothing to do with what we're doing.
03:25:17
I spent an hour making it
03:25:19
and the original topic was supposed to be,
03:25:23
Wait, I remember this.
03:25:24
It was it was an Angie at the end.
03:25:26
That mystifying, stupefying, stupefying.
03:25:30
Stupefying was stupefying.
03:25:32
Which he spelled wrong, by the way.
03:25:33
He spelled it providing a spell with the word crimes.
03:25:38
Oh, yeah, we see that.
03:25:39
That's another thing.
03:25:40
Well, once we were on fucking Rumble, I don't think I pushed that one once.
03:25:43
But you guys were so well-spoken and eloquent.
03:25:45
There was no of course.
03:25:46
Yeah. Yeah. Her very proper.
03:25:50
That was my favorite part of the show to see.
03:25:51
We got it.
03:25:51
This is the reflection when the woman fell off the the boat, Howie.
03:25:57
But when she folded just right and I got the squeaking lined up
03:25:59
so it looked like she squeaked.
03:26:01
That was that was my favorite sort of part of this older dash.
03:26:06
It's not my it's not my favorite topic.
03:26:09
And I didn't get the video game.
03:26:11
I have balderdash, Balderdash.
03:26:15
Which is I was trying to ask the video game.
03:26:17
Remember, Dig, Dug, Balderdash was like, dig dug, but way cooler
03:26:20
and way before dig, dug.
03:26:24
They were trying to do you
03:26:26
if you ever do video you got to tell me because I don't change it by the way.
03:26:30
No, I was trying to hook the controller up to my.
03:26:33
You got a video game. Oh, there it is.
03:26:35
I knew you'd have it. I knew it. What's this?
03:26:37
Wait, what's this? Balderdash.
03:26:39
Because that sounds like some bullshit.
03:26:40
Oh, no, no. Fucking pulled up.
03:26:43
Hold on. You've got to hit the right.
03:26:45
You got retro on your laptop
03:26:48
or is it a box?
03:26:49
It's so for we are fucked.
03:26:54
Gary. Gary, I know you're watching the show.
03:26:56
Get the fuck out of bed and come back.
03:26:57
I forgot to bet you about the biggest thing, so you don't let me say it.
03:27:02
I'm sure your other friends and acquaintances, you don't let them say it.
03:27:05
It's that you say it. Bother them.
03:27:06
But one of your favorite things is the expression Ripley's Believe It
03:27:11
or Not or Not.
03:27:13
Thank you.
03:27:14
So I'm confused.
03:27:16
How do you know?
03:27:17
I know all about Ripley's Believe It or Not.
03:27:19
I know that or not is acceptable,
03:27:20
even though it's not logically acceptable that, Oh, I got tell you
03:27:23
he doesn't have a problem with Ripley's Believe It or Not, but he has a problem
03:27:26
with, Do you want to go to the store or not?
03:27:31
Because it's not.
03:27:32
Do you believe it?
03:27:33
Yes or not? Or not?
03:27:36
Oh, he likes it.
03:27:39
This is not dig, Doug.
03:27:41
I mean, this is not balderdash.
03:27:44
This. Yeah.
03:27:46
Or washing it.
03:27:47
It kind of looks like it. You know what?
03:27:48
I probably had the port.
03:27:49
Never mind.
03:27:49
I had the fake version of my Atari.
03:27:52
There was multiple versions.
03:27:56
The one I remember didn't look this good.
03:27:59
Uh, well, obviously, this is.
03:28:04
Yeah. What is it?
03:28:04
I didn't see me later.
03:28:06
Yeah, but what is it?
03:28:07
Emulation scores for Super Nintendo or not?
03:28:13
It's weird too, because I think I only say that as much as I do to Gary,
03:28:16
because, again, I found out at one point that he doesn't like it.
03:28:20
So for whatever reason, whatever Dick move, I want to say it and have him
03:28:24
not like it.
03:28:29
Wow, that looks a lot like Mario Brothers,
03:28:32
right?
03:28:32
Well, I want to.
03:28:36
So at the end of 1990, I got to figure this out on my own.
03:28:41
Is it?
03:28:41
It's Super Nintendo
03:28:44
eight.
03:28:45
Copyright 1990 1984.
03:28:49
I can't tell by the graphics.
03:28:51
It looks too good to be regular Nintendo, but it might be.
03:28:54
I'm going to come and I'm going to retract my statement.
03:28:56
It's not Super Nintendo. It's regular Nintendo.
03:29:02
I suppose when you booted up your emulator, I could have watched it.
03:29:04
Do you know what it's emulating?
03:29:06
Um, my ball is completely plugged.
03:29:10
I'm just frickin
03:29:15
got to be a little give and take on the show.
03:29:16
You trying to look it up?
03:29:18
It was a game of advanced version.
03:29:20
There's a game.
03:29:22
And this is a Gameboy. Yes.
03:29:25
Play the Atari version.
03:29:26
That's the one I remember.
03:29:28
See, the any version is the one I'm doing.
03:29:31
I don't have an entry version.
03:29:32
Apparently It looks like
03:29:39
way I do.
03:29:40
I never change the price crash my whole computer, if I launch it
03:29:45
for some reason, my PlayStation five controllers
03:29:48
not working with this emulator currently.
03:29:52
That's a shame.
03:29:54
Just use the keyboard.
03:29:56
It's better than the title screen.
03:29:57
I should just switch it back.
03:30:01
Should be against the same exact graphics.
03:30:04
No way man.
03:30:06
I going to show you the original balderdash
03:30:10
because I know that it's the original
03:30:11
because it's probably on the Commodore
03:30:15
folder and won't let me change
03:30:20
of that.
03:30:20
I can't even play my emulator
03:30:23
and pick it up
03:30:28
and see
03:30:30
if something in the keyboard won't work with the hell.
03:30:34
This is bullshit.
03:30:38
Here's mine.
03:30:40
I got my version.
03:30:42
How am I going to play it?
03:30:44
I'll just do this.
03:30:45
I don't know.
03:30:46
Fuck you go and play.
03:30:47
I'm going to play it like this.
03:30:49
Balderdash.
03:30:55
Well, that did it go full screen
03:31:01
with Fergie playing?
03:31:02
If it
03:31:06
look at these graphics of my turn.
03:31:09
Anyway, let's get the game started here.
03:31:14
We came before
03:31:17
so we're talking to color two colors,
03:31:20
right?
03:31:21
Okay. Yeah,
03:31:23
that's eight bit music.
03:31:25
Very good.
03:31:28
The object of the game is trying to collect
03:31:30
all those diamonds you see in the ground here
03:31:34
within a certain time limit.
03:31:36
That's April.
03:31:37
The boulders from dropping on top of you.
03:31:40
Because you can't use the boulders to create more diamonds.
03:31:43
I wish I could make it go screen
03:31:47
the boulder, not fall in like before we moved out of the way.
03:31:50
That makes no sense.
03:31:54
It should have fallen on him the second
03:31:57
he was underneath it.
03:32:00
You can run underneath it quick.
03:32:02
Well, I was close
03:32:06
and just say no game
03:32:07
you're playing was copied after this game.
03:32:10
This is the original.
03:32:11
So I show you this is
03:32:15
this is Atari.
03:32:16
But I'll be honest, it wasn't on evidence.
03:32:19
It was probably ported
03:32:21
it was probably ported from the Commodore version.
03:32:24
But this guy is playing the eighth. I had the Atari 800 version.
03:32:26
This is the exact size.
03:32:28
I don't have it, but I don't.
03:32:30
You had to get like to the next level just to get a different color.
03:32:33
No way,
03:32:36
man. This brings back memories.
03:32:37
Sad, sad and lonely, you know?
03:32:39
So, so sorry.
03:32:41
Here.
03:32:43
Let's see.
03:32:44
The game was I mean, it wasn't anything about the graphics for them
03:32:47
to be that good and that challenging with that tiny bit of memory, with that
03:32:51
tiny bit of resource, you actually had to make the game
03:32:56
good.
03:32:58
But, you know, it was also the golden age, if that's the thing.
03:33:01
There was so many video games.
03:33:02
I mean, literally
03:33:04
tens of thousands of video games for the computers and most of them sucked
03:33:08
most of them were copies and rip offs of other
03:33:13
games.
03:33:14
You know, they're all this is typically the same.
03:33:16
I mean, it's basically just Pac-Man with a twist.
03:33:18
Balderdash,
03:33:21
balderdash, balderdash.
03:33:23
La la la la la la la la la dash.
03:33:25
Lt is the British version out of you.
03:33:27
Don't spell it.
03:33:28
He's definitely saying boulder, dash
03:33:31
and all the dash, Boulder, all the more balderdash.
03:33:35
Oh, the ones bold.
03:33:36
The live ones. Boulder, Boulder and Boulder.
03:33:39
All the dash Americans dash.
03:33:42
Balderdash, balderdash,
03:33:45
balderdash, balderdash, balderdash,
03:33:49
balderdash, balderdash, balderdash,
03:33:52
balderdash, balderdash, balderdash.
03:33:57
But make it stop
03:34:02
as above. So,
03:34:04
yeah, I miscarries frickin nothing on the dash.
03:34:09
You got Gary's face on the dash and see it right there.
03:34:15
Whatever the better, the better.
03:34:17
I'm a fagot and I quit early
03:34:21
as a bug.
03:34:21
So below
03:34:25
that my screen is so small.
03:34:28
It's a problem.
03:34:29
Today I got a scroll to find everything I'm looking for.
03:34:33
I'm looking for it.
03:34:34
It's got to be here. There it is.
03:34:37
Balderdash.
03:34:38
Useless balderdash.
03:34:40
It's still pretty interesting.
03:34:43
And Gary, as a fervent, so beloved copy,
03:34:48
so those 94 show are doing it all.
03:34:53
Hey, we're gonna make it make our dreams come true.
03:34:56
Brady and John show it's Brady and drawbridge
03:35:00
station now Brady Jr
03:35:08
a few moments later.