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Fladge Rants Live #40 Dirt | Uncovered, Exposed, and Unearthed

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00:00:54 The time is now.
00:00:55 10 p.m.. Do you know what's in your soil?
00:00:58 Hi, I'm Gary and welcome to Fladge Rants
00:01:02 Live the show where we talk fashion exchange recipe ideas.
00:01:08 And no, that's not what we do.
00:01:09 Here is last week we did shirts.
00:01:12 No pants. This week we're doing shirts.
00:01:15 That's also not true.
00:01:18 But I do work with this guy named David.
00:01:21 And because he wants to remain anonymous,
00:01:24 we're going to call him Dave to protect his identity.
00:01:28 It's also could be Nic, because that's what we call him.
00:01:30 So it's easy for me to remember.
00:01:33 But he he despises lazy people.
00:01:38 And I don't know what problem he has with lazy people.
00:01:42 He didn't do anything.
00:01:44 But the real topic tonight is jerk.
00:01:49 And you happen to think it's a coincidence
00:01:51 that the dirt comes out and candidates just before an election?
00:01:55 I don't think so.
00:01:58 But dirt also ties in
00:02:01 with one of the things that I've been pushing pretty hard lately,
00:02:05 and that is last advanced technology societies.
00:02:10 Civilizations that
00:02:12 came before us and dying off.
00:02:15 And we haven't very little remains.
00:02:19 And mainstream archeology denies their existence.
00:02:23 And I am here to tell you they were very much real.
00:02:29 And it's not just Atlantis.
00:02:31 In Lemuria, there were a few others
00:02:34 in Egypt, Mesopotamia and India.
00:02:37 Sure, those are the oldest civilizations,
00:02:41 the societies that that are still continuing to this day.
00:02:45 But there are ones that were wiped out.
00:02:49 And soil is one of the reasons we know one.
00:02:54 And that brings us to the Spanish can keep the doors.
00:02:58 A ruthless bunch of people, they
00:03:02 they pillaged for the king of Spain
00:03:06 and they claim the land and the people
00:03:09 or or the king of Spain.
00:03:12 And Francisco de Oriana
00:03:16 was second in command
00:03:18 of an expedition that came from
00:03:21 the West side of South America
00:03:26 and worked their way in with 200 armed soldiers
00:03:30 and a whole host of captured natives to lead them.
00:03:36 So they took slaves as they went,
00:03:39 and pretty soon they found that they were dying
00:03:42 of starvation, thirst, disease.
00:03:45 So they were near a river.
00:03:48 So they built a boat and took a contingent of 57 soldiers.
00:03:53 And so natives and second in command,
00:03:57 Francis, go to Orellana
00:04:00 led the expedition forward to now.
00:04:02 His plan was to go downstream, find provisions and return to the rest of the army.
00:04:09 Well, they
00:04:11 found that the current was far too strong to return,
00:04:15 so he basically abandoned three quarters of their army and they died
00:04:20 of starvation,
00:04:23 dehydration and diseases,
00:04:25 malaria and that bad stuff that they weren't
00:04:29 used to because they were in South America.
00:04:32 Well, let's just go door to door.
00:04:34 Reata ended up being the first Spanish conquistador
00:04:38 to explore the Amazon River because several miles, well, many, many miles
00:04:43 actually away from where they were that dumped into the Amazon River.
00:04:49 But then they had built a second boat.
00:04:51 But before they found civilization, they were hallucinating.
00:04:55 This is such a fun story
00:04:58 of a they were lucky that a friendly tribe
00:05:01 took them in there, some back to help for a month or two
00:05:05 and instead of enslaving them
00:05:07 and killing them and pillaging and that he didn't,
00:05:11 he showed some kindness, which is unlike the Spanish conquistadors.
00:05:16 But since this tribe had come back to help and warn them
00:05:19 that there are warring tribes out there looking to kill them,
00:05:24 they got good warning.
00:05:26 Then no.
00:05:27 Orellana still told them that he was claiming them
00:05:30 in their land for the King of Spain.
00:05:34 But as they ventured further, they saw
00:05:39 they. They.
00:05:40 They struck land whenever they found civilization
00:05:43 so they could get some more food, steal it, basically just raid the villages.
00:05:49 What they found big cities and highways
00:05:53 and built up civilization.
00:05:56 And he described their artwork
00:05:58 as better than the Greeks and Romans.
00:06:03 And so he traveled that fighting disease and
00:06:09 and spreading smallpox.
00:06:14 And he finally made it
00:06:15 he made it out and made it back to Spain and told everybody about these massive
00:06:20 civilizations, this huge civilization,
00:06:22 these massive cities with huge highways.
00:06:26 And it took several decades
00:06:28 for Spanish explorers to make it back there.
00:06:33 And when they did, 50 to 100 years later,
00:06:39 no signs of these cities, he told Oriana, was crazy.
00:06:42 It was.
00:06:43 They said he made it up,
00:06:46 including the Amazons,
00:06:48 the actual Amazonian women that attacked them, the poison arrows that
00:06:54 that were being bombarded
00:06:57 at them was a loaded pass.
00:07:01 All of it.
00:07:01 They thought all of it was made.
00:07:03 Up until recently.
00:07:04 It was vindicated.
00:07:07 As the rainforest shrinks back, these
00:07:11 these old ruins are exposed.
00:07:14 And one way to tell
00:07:17 that a society was
00:07:20 agricultural is the nitrogen content in the soil.
00:07:25 Now, until recently, we used manure,
00:07:30 which we know is
00:07:33 a carbon positive
00:07:36 fertilizer, and we've long
00:07:39 since changed over to a nitrogen rich.
00:07:43 We take nitrogen from the air, which is the most abundant gas,
00:07:46 and have a sphere.
00:07:48 And we made fertilizer like chemical for fertilizer,
00:07:51 and that's still not carbon neutral.
00:07:55 And there is
00:08:01 what we first called Terra Prater,
00:08:05 and we couldn't figure out how they made it or what it was.
00:08:08 Now we called biochar. We can make it.
00:08:11 It's basically you burn wood and make charcoal.
00:08:14 It's it's zero oxygen
00:08:19 reaction. So
00:08:22 you put the wood enclosed,
00:08:25 get it, burn it, cut off the oxygen supply and let it smolder like that.
00:08:29 And then it keeps the structure, the form of the wood.
00:08:33 So and wood is porous.
00:08:34 It's got all sorts of little little nooks and crannies in there.
00:08:38 And that it does several things.
00:08:41 It's first of all, it's electrically charged negative.
00:08:45 So it it absorbs it sucks,
00:08:48 it pours nutrients so that that's what makes it good soil.
00:08:52 It also has all those nooks and crannies.
00:08:54 So of
00:08:57 microbial it could live and thrive there.
00:08:59 And that's good for soil.
00:09:01 And it cools water,
00:09:05 which of course is good for crops.
00:09:07 So biochar is also
00:09:12 carbon negative.
00:09:14 Now everyone's trying to be carbon neutral
00:09:17 and and reduce our carbon footprint.
00:09:21 This is carbon negative.
00:09:23 They had it before we even figured out
00:09:27 how to make it
00:09:29 by hundreds, possibly thousands of years.
00:09:32 So what I'm saying is the civilized civilizations that I've been talking about
00:09:37 for six months now
00:09:41 were real.
00:09:42 They shared this technology, this information,
00:09:45 and taught the natives agriculture.
00:09:50 They get a leg up
00:09:53 unless the Aztecs, Mayans, or
00:09:58 almost before them
00:10:00 had it, and they just developed it
00:10:03 on their own, which is also possible.
00:10:06 I'm definitely not saying aliens,
00:10:10 but perhaps
00:10:13 another thing about dirt is a
00:10:18 five second rule.
00:10:21 I'm I'm pro five second rule.
00:10:24 You don't want dirt or germs getting of your food.
00:10:27 Now the dirt you're going to get if you drop something on the ground,
00:10:32 it's going to freak.
00:10:33 It's going to pick up the dirt in the first, second it touches.
00:10:37 But I don't see how the five second rule really
00:10:43 helps.
00:10:44 Like if it sits there, like give it to a wet
00:10:47 kind of food, it will absorb more and more.
00:10:51 The longer it sits there.
00:10:52 It's like a piece of cookie crumble or something.
00:10:56 Well, you know what?
00:10:57 I just pick it up, pop into my mouth.
00:10:59 I'll.
00:11:02 Oh, I did have some housekeeping from last week.
00:11:05 The sombrero and the Native American headdress.
00:11:09 Now, I only mentioned 13 games because 13 of them are supposed to be an
00:11:13 unlucky number.
00:11:13 But Sombrero and the Native American Headdress are
00:11:17 the two acts that are actually native to this continent.
00:11:22 So I shouldn't I'm remiss for not mentioning them.
00:11:26 But that's that's the dirt on that.
00:11:30 You guys talk dirty to me.
00:11:35 But it is funny that you tie
00:11:37 in to the Native Americans because I was that in the Cherokee Nation,
00:11:41 in Cherokee,
00:11:44 North Carolina. And,
00:11:47 you know, they were they were very oppressed people and
00:11:50 and of course, murdered for their land, supposedly.
00:11:55 I don't know if I had all of my and most of my ancestors or however
00:11:58 you want to figure that and murdered.
00:12:00 And I was worth like several million $2 billion today.
00:12:04 I think I might take that sacrifice.
00:12:06 I think I may sacrifice my ancestors to make me a millionaire today.
00:12:11 I don't know about you guys, but looked up the Cherokee
00:12:14 people make 888, which is weird because it's all eight $880
00:12:19 million a year alone just based off of their casinos.
00:12:25 So poor we poor land.
00:12:28 Poor those poor.
00:12:30 No, you don't own land, Gurley And who owns land?
00:12:34 Whoever can defend it?
00:12:37 I honestly, I've got four acres.
00:12:40 I was always taught that this land is my land.
00:12:43 This land is your land.
00:12:44 Right?
00:12:48 You know who taught you?
00:12:49 You know who taught me that song?
00:12:50 Certainly not landowners.
00:12:54 I don't know.
00:12:55 I think it's funny in some circles, some
00:12:59 social circles.
00:13:00 A property is called a hunk.
00:13:03 Good dirt.
00:13:05 Due to how lucky you can find a circle.
00:13:07 Do you know how lucky it is to have a group of people on such a
00:13:10 circumference that it makes a circle?
00:13:12 You were probably more in a social square
00:13:17 and maybe
00:13:20 a social triangle
00:13:24 about a tetrahedron.
00:13:27 Ooh. A what?
00:13:31 Tetrahedron.
00:13:33 That's one of the Platonic solids.
00:13:38 Yeah.
00:13:39 Back to the Greeks already.
00:13:40 Where's your Seinfeld reference?
00:13:42 Give me some time.
00:13:44 All right.
00:13:45 He's got a meeting.
00:13:47 I'm still pulling up a tetrahedron.
00:13:49 You know what's crazy?
00:13:49 Look right here. Look, this is.
00:13:51 This is my dinner.
00:13:52 I was eating it up until maybe, like, I don't know, 5 minutes before 10:00.
00:13:58 Me too. Me too.
00:13:59 I finished.
00:14:00 I was. That was a merely because I literally
00:14:03 put a fucking mint in my mouth.
00:14:05 Now I just got an apple. I understand that.
00:14:07 Just maybe my reputation precedes me,
00:14:10 but I don't care
00:14:15 how we get back.
00:14:15 And I also noticed last week's
00:14:20 braiding draw show.
00:14:21 You talked a half an hour.
00:14:23 I'm loading a dishwasher.
00:14:26 Hilarious.
00:14:29 That's why I say we exchange
00:14:31 fashion tips and I do not recall.
00:14:36 Oh, that's the show to
00:14:38 the climax of the last record I recorded.
00:14:43 So a tetrahedron is a kite shape,
00:14:47 you know, Is it three dimensional?
00:14:51 I remember when Jim Carrey went nuts,
00:14:54 which time he came back and did an interview on some late night
00:14:57 talk show and said, Everything's tetrahedron.
00:15:01 Yeah, he had some weird shit, but he also had some weird shit
00:15:03 before that too, where he potentially was the reason why his girlfriend killed her.
00:15:07 Killed herself?
00:15:09 Well, that's.
00:15:10 Yeah, true. Yeah.
00:15:12 Yeah.
00:15:13 Well, I mean, she was, like, madly in love,
00:15:14 and he was kind of, like, done with it.
00:15:16 But had he just been a little nicer,
00:15:19 maybe she'd still be having know.
00:15:23 I think, again, that's most men and women.
00:15:25 If women were just a little nicer, by the way.
00:15:29 Oh, I will be the death of my wife, dear.
00:15:31 I did yesterday.
00:15:33 Dernier blew up the barn.
00:15:35 Saying it on camera makes it premeditated. Yes.
00:15:39 Oh, well, no, this guy.
00:15:43 You won't get the insurance money either. No,
00:15:47 I know, but.
00:15:49 But it really freaked out when she saw flames shooting.
00:15:52 Don't do it. Oh, yeah.
00:15:55 This just in.
00:15:57 I nearly burned down my own
00:15:59 barn yesterday when the forge caught fire and
00:16:04 was shooting flames out of my barn door.
00:16:08 Well, you ought to talk about that in a second.
00:16:10 But you you kind of took a turn on that.
00:16:12 I was expecting something about your wife.
00:16:15 Yeah, well, that's enough to make her freak out to the point of,
00:16:19 I don't know, coronary embolism.
00:16:22 Is that why we're looking at the wood paneling today, or.
00:16:26 Oh, no, I did not.
00:16:27 Burned to the ground.
00:16:28 She's gone.
00:16:29 It's all gone.
00:16:31 Here's the stuff you keep telling yourself.
00:16:34 I thought it would be more polite for me to be outside screaming at my my phone,
00:16:39 then to stay inside where she can hear me.
00:16:43 But she told me that the dogs freak out and go nuts.
00:16:46 And right now they're sleeping on both sides of me.
00:16:50 What the dog doing?
00:16:52 But I'll do it.
00:16:53 So the dog, she
00:16:56 he asked me to do it here.
00:16:58 And you know, our our followers, our loyal followers
00:17:02 love the wood panel.
00:17:06 This is you know, this this is vintage.
00:17:10 Yeah, right, Exactly.
00:17:12 Speaking of vintage, do you like my new shirt?
00:17:15 It's older than dirt. I.
00:17:19 I recognize the name, but I don't recognize the font or the logo.
00:17:22 I don't think. No. And it's blue.
00:17:25 It's blue.
00:17:28 Oh. Oh, it's not really blue.
00:17:29 That's blue. That.
00:17:31 Did you buy that from. It's not red.
00:17:33 Let me rephrase the question.
00:17:34 The concern. It's not red.
00:17:38 Do you buy there's
00:17:39 somebody hawking them outside of Red Wings game or what.
00:17:42 I did.
00:17:43 But in the nineties to maintain my shirt as a hamburger then
00:17:48 that's why it says Red Red Wings.
00:17:51 Yeah.
00:17:53 Wings too Wrong, fine.
00:17:55 Wrong color.
00:17:56 Oh, it's vintage.
00:17:57 That's why we to cover shirts today.
00:18:00 Draw.
00:18:00 I noticed your shirt was from the I believe that's the
00:18:04 the brawny paper towel man's shirt.
00:18:09 He's always,
00:18:10 always representing the three three.
00:18:13 I took off a tiger shirt to put on a red shirt.
00:18:16 That makes sense to me.
00:18:18 Yeah, I'm in.
00:18:20 I'm just about 25 minutes from Nashville.
00:18:23 I was going to go to Kid Rock's bar tonight just because I
00:18:27 when I've been in the area, you can pop in there pretty quick and just
00:18:30 have a beer or two, but I'll probably do that tomorrow night or none of time.
00:18:35 And that's advantage to have.
00:18:37 You said you were going to be out of state for ten days.
00:18:39 It's been nine.
00:18:41 No, that was last week. Now I'm working.
00:18:44 Oh. Oh, okay.
00:18:47 Oh, crap. Yeah, yeah. Drove.
00:18:49 Drove down, drove down to Columbus, saw my girlfriend's sister who who's
00:18:54 having the medical issues from the beep, beep beep
00:18:59 or BHP or whatever the fuck that I was mentioned on the last episode
00:19:02 where there's a lawsuit from NC State where there's like 300 people that are
00:19:06 potentially and some have already died, some of her people
00:19:09 that she knew that work there more full time.
00:19:15 I'm not that kind of died.
00:19:16 No, no I mean sure I already broke it on the last Yeah that's true.
00:19:20 Yeah.
00:19:20 So it's not breaking news, but I drove down to Columbus and then ended up
00:19:26 going to Myrtle Beach,
00:19:28 which way cheaper in the off season.
00:19:31 And it's not like I'm.
00:19:33 It was it was colder, but it was like, awesome, perfect weather.
00:19:38 Still got plenty of sun.
00:19:39 Wasn't able to swim because it was cold. But we live in Michigan.
00:19:42 We can go fucking swimming
00:19:43 anytime in the summer we want, so don't really care about that.
00:19:47 But when we drove back, she wanted to do the Blue Ridge
00:19:50 Parkway, which is in the Appalachian Mountains.
00:19:54 It goes from Virginia to South South Carolina.
00:19:59 The best part, actually, I think you're supposed to
00:20:01 do it from the top down, but
00:20:04 the best part was the back end, which is where we started,
00:20:07 which is all on the Smoky Mountains and stuff.
00:20:09 And so it's a very scenic drive.
00:20:13 We wish we could have done more, but know that was it.
00:20:17 And so now I'm just north of Nashville
00:20:20 because I have a job in the Nashville area this week.
00:20:23 We always end of story.
00:20:26 Oh, well,
00:20:29 well, since we're on the topic and since you mention it, What?
00:20:32 So you know, my off, that's one thing I was going to
00:20:37 I forgot to pull up on window and window.
00:20:43 What the fuck
00:20:47 it is all right.
00:20:48 Because it's not fucking up.
00:20:53 Why won't it show the screen?
00:20:56 Here's the.
00:20:58 Yeah, go ahead and show me.
00:21:00 The rainforest receded and showed this civilization.
00:21:04 You know, you referenced something to it.
00:21:06 Oh, there are terraces.
00:21:08 Yeah, those are cool.
00:21:13 So you can Health shards.
00:21:15 It's the real deal.
00:21:15 Now, I want to start making my own biochar.
00:21:18 It sounds like you can.
00:21:21 Yeah.
00:21:23 Little kids made a tin can.
00:21:25 One like a little bio char furnace to kill.
00:21:31 Like a little oven.
00:21:32 The throw the word in there, let it out,
00:21:36 cut off the air, supply it,
00:21:38 it turns into porous charcoal.
00:21:42 Amala love.
00:21:45 I'm so lost without you. Whoa.
00:21:49 You said air supply.
00:21:50 So I know it's too late.
00:21:54 You sleep.
00:21:55 Push the.
00:21:56 It looks pretty awesome.
00:21:59 So good.
00:22:00 Thank you, my friend.
00:22:02 Let's go have a burger to hang out in robes and see what
00:22:08 lips.
00:22:10 All right.
00:22:11 I said I'm not going to do.
00:22:13 I think from frickin 7.3,
00:22:16 we should open the show with a Will Ferrell and
00:22:19 Chris Caton.
00:22:21 Performed tonight
00:22:23 in the ward, nominated
00:22:25 rapper and artist Flavor Flav.
00:22:28 I'm not going to play the whole thing.
00:22:31 I think we should have it. It's 2024.
00:22:32 Don't you think we should shorten the anthem or is it dirty?
00:22:36 Say yes.
00:22:38 Can you see there's no Auto-Tune there?
00:22:45 By the dawn's
00:22:49 early light.
00:22:54 Hey, my son did that.
00:22:56 Oh, so proud that was Lee.
00:23:01 We hair color guard, even by the dawn's early light.
00:23:06 No, he got the hold
00:23:06 the American flag couple of ten years ago at a Red Wings game.
00:23:10 We got to meet.
00:23:11 But what's the chick that sings the national anthem for the Red Wings?
00:23:15 The colored guard.
00:23:17 Colored guard?
00:23:18 I think it's the color guard.
00:23:20 You got to go more down for the colored guard.
00:23:24 He or what?
00:23:26 So but we were oh,
00:23:30 those were so good.
00:23:34 Solid, the least dreamy.
00:23:40 And the rockets,
00:23:44 red, blue, midnight,
00:23:48 the bumpers.
00:23:51 Stay.
00:23:52 I'll be right back.
00:23:53 I have to go find a new jabber.
00:23:56 Gabe.
00:23:57 Prove to the band that you heard it.
00:24:08 Yes. Sorry.
00:24:11 That's the part that turned me on to the clip that went viral.
00:24:14 Here's the he.
00:24:15 He nails it. Let's not go.
00:24:16 This is Oh, banner yet with.
00:24:23 Hey, hey, hey.
00:24:27 I'm sorry.
00:24:28 That's all.
00:24:29 He's not done all the land of the free.
00:24:36 It actually wasn't that bad,
00:24:39 though.
00:24:40 Oh, oh oh,
00:24:48 oh, oh, boy.
00:25:02 Amazing.
00:25:03 Then it is fucking NBC Universal, man.
00:25:06 You cannot find a single clip of that SNL there.
00:25:09 A supply bit on YouTube, period.
00:25:11 Yeah, they got other shit.
00:25:13 But that one specifically where they make fun of air supply,
00:25:17 that is if they're homosexuals. Maybe that's
00:25:20 because it does kind of tease.
00:25:21 Maybe they're potentially gay with each other, but it's not like a bad light.
00:25:25 It sounds like you may be on to something though, with that.
00:25:27 Yeah it's great to see I think just is the fact
00:25:31 you know when we used to say not that there's anything wrong with that
00:25:36 early by the way that was my Seinfeld,
00:25:39 but I think that there should be nothing wrong with making fun of anything.
00:25:42 Nothing should be off limits.
00:25:45 Exactly. So then nothing would be offensive.
00:25:47 You just I mean, get over it.
00:25:49 Erin Newman.
00:25:50 Yes, and
00:25:51 I normally don't point at my shirt, but before we get too far off of shirts,
00:25:54 I got to point this out because the wrinkle is a piece of shit
00:25:56 that I've ever seen and people are going to judge me.
00:25:58 But the reason I have an honest
00:25:59 kind of self-flagellating that on a hanger or was it folded up?
00:26:03 It's you know what?
00:26:04 Whoever the supplier, whatever, I think they're permanent, really wrinkled.
00:26:06 Did you like
00:26:09 what did you do before you gave it to me.
00:26:13 I watched with.
00:26:14 Oh he watched it with a bunch of weights.
00:26:16 Actually this one wasn't even one of those ones. So I. It's unfair.
00:26:19 I shouldn't do that.
00:26:20 That's probably why, though, that was the first edition.
00:26:22 This was the first edition.
00:26:24 It I like the way it fits, but it's just wrinkled.
00:26:27 I've never ironed a t shirt.
00:26:28 Have you ever ironed a t shirt wrinkled all the time?
00:26:31 No, no.
00:26:32 I've never had a hanger man out of the dryer.
00:26:35 It's wrinkled.
00:26:38 Karen Newman.
00:26:39 Karen Newman, thank you.
00:26:42 You're welcome.
00:26:44 She was great.
00:26:44 That was my first guess. I looked it up and I was right.
00:26:47 She met all the kids.
00:26:49 She was great. And she.
00:26:50 She probably does that before every freakin game.
00:26:53 You know, She don't just go out there and sing.
00:26:54 She has 45 minutes of meet
00:26:55 and greet, doesn't charge money like the comic book assholes do.
00:26:59 Or you want to meet me, It's going to be two bucks.
00:27:02 We should start
00:27:03 every pledge cast with the singing of the national anthem.
00:27:06 A bad one, Bad rendition.
00:27:08 Like Roseanne.
00:27:12 Oh, a I do not remember. Dick Hong.
00:27:15 Why don't you tell us about it?
00:27:17 He was such a flop.
00:27:19 I'm American Idol.
00:27:24 Okay?
00:27:25 If you go below that dead end on a high note,
00:27:29 so have you a that Dick Hong was what
00:27:32 I was such a flop.
00:27:35 So now we're going back to catch up. And.
00:27:40 And you know why I can't fire you guys from the flash cast?
00:27:43 You guys know where the bodies are buried?
00:27:47 Because we're volunteers.
00:27:48 That's a dirt raft. Yeah, that too.
00:27:51 Oh, Richard Hong, is he.
00:27:52 Oh, Richard Huckleberry.
00:27:55 So there's no flop.
00:27:57 I should ask you to celebrate.
00:27:59 You know what I'm talking about. 40th
00:28:02 celebrate Good times,
00:28:03 1940 is a good milestone.
00:28:07 Tonight's the night we had a gala.
00:28:11 The night time is the right time,
00:28:14 and most establishments have a front desk.
00:28:17 If you look around the front desk, you'll see a framed dollar.
00:28:21 And it's the first dollar that that that business made.
00:28:24 I have badly I still have my.
00:28:26 They did that but I started my business in 1999.
00:28:31 So it's actually a $5 bill because $1 bills have no purpose.
00:28:35 Oh well, it's technically a $1 bill now.
00:28:41 It was the compare.
00:28:42 It was the first cash I ever got in. I fry framed it.
00:28:44 I, I could present it right now,
00:28:46 but I mean, I should I've gotten change and got rid of four of them.
00:28:50 It's the same that $5 back then is worth a dollar.
00:28:53 Now. Quick story.
00:28:55 We were on line.
00:28:55 A guy was talking, he needed a cable.
00:28:57 I said, Here, I'll send you the cable. Just send me the money if you get it.
00:29:00 And that I trusted him.
00:29:01 He trusted. He's like, Thank you.
00:29:03 He was like my age.
00:29:04 I was young and he folded up the money in some kind of cardboard thing
00:29:08 and just sent it in an envelope.
00:29:09 Totally stupid.
00:29:10 But I guess it was it was never you know, it made me feel good
00:29:14 about human beings because, you know, I mean, he could have just kept the cable.
00:29:18 He didn't have to send me the money after I sent it to him.
00:29:19 But like, how would he trust?
00:29:20 Don't do it for him.
00:29:22 So I don't doing so good.
00:29:25 It made me feel good about one human story of trust.
00:29:27 Yeah, well, you know what?
00:29:28 It only takes one because it made me start.
00:29:30 And I was like, Well, if I can do this, I can start my whole business.
00:29:32 And now I'm here without that guy trusting me.
00:29:35 And, you know, that little stupid interaction,
00:29:37 I may never I may still be working at a robotics place dreading my.
00:29:42 No offense, Gary.
00:29:43 It's How was I going to work?
00:29:45 I know, I know you love it. I just. You.
00:29:48 You do. You do a I'm going to stop talking.
00:29:51 I work.
00:29:52 I worked at a plastics place,
00:29:55 one half the factory, one half day once.
00:29:58 Yeah,
00:30:01 I heard actually already Shout it out.
00:30:03 Anonymous Dave
00:30:07 He doesn't watch this
00:30:11 with you.
00:30:11 So somebody who's hung, you're watching
00:30:16 the news name.
00:30:17 Wrong to use words at home.
00:30:19 Yeah, That's a little good, Richard, huh?
00:30:23 I have a I have a holiday.
00:30:25 I don't want to show it at all because it's pornographic. And.
00:30:28 But there was. I didn't.
00:30:30 I don't want to say anything about it now.
00:30:34 I don't want to show the show or graphic is how everything should be.
00:30:39 Start the Drake, the dick nudity that he played
00:30:44 which is really I was not clear there's a certain
00:30:47 kind of porn that I like and then there's dicks.
00:30:51 Well, that's what I'm saying too.
00:30:53 Yeah, it was him by himself.
00:30:54 Like whacking off in a mirror or laying on his bed.
00:30:56 And he took his own picture, but pretty sure the man everyone's
00:31:00 talking about how hung he was.
00:31:01 But I was curious because he was doing one of them, like squeeze it at the base.
00:31:05 So it looks larger than it really is, but it's pretty big anyway.
00:31:09 But I was it was really like half half cocked and he was squeezing the base
00:31:15 and it was only looking about three, three quarter cocked.
00:31:18 So I'm pretty sure because he's pretty sure Drake has Eddie.
00:31:23 Oh, oh,
00:31:24 he might have Peroni, you know, Peroni and I have heard horror.
00:31:27 I have heard horror stories about people with overly large dicks
00:31:30 that this the blood flow doesn't fully get to them.
00:31:32 So they never get fully hurt often.
00:31:36 And then I have also heard horror stories, you know, often the silent.
00:31:40 Right?
00:31:41 Well, often either way, nowadays nobody cares.
00:31:44 Still on the table. Nobody cares about you.
00:31:46 No, I'm just always silent.
00:31:49 Nope.
00:31:51 You know, Drake is in Toronto.
00:31:53 Eminem is to Detroit.
00:31:55 Yeah, except Toronto is Toronto and Detroit is Detroit.
00:31:58 Actually, Eminem was born in Saint Paul, Missouri, and lived there until he was 12.
00:32:02 A little known fact fact Check Cambridge online.
00:32:06 I don't know if you accept that as an authority, but they
00:32:08 they don't know the Phenix is that is a comparative of the Phenix
00:32:11 University online they accept the pronunciation often
00:32:15 yeah without the ti but also gets the pronunciation with the teeth.
00:32:20 Seems like they check all their other dictionaries, but it's silent.
00:32:22 So Cambridge,
00:32:24 does that, does that have any authority?
00:32:26 Doesn't it sounds more British than English to me.
00:32:29 Is it does does it have the pronunciations?
00:32:35 Pronunciations
00:32:36 is the word that you're looking for the variation
00:32:40 or pronounced Deletions, Pronunciation.
00:32:43 What I t is not silent in pronunciation
00:32:47 when I say pronounce.
00:32:49 I never said that we rewind it.
00:32:51 Roll the clip.
00:32:52 Very often Gary is making often
00:32:57 hears, making false statements. T so
00:33:00 I can't play the role of back to things.
00:33:02 I think we get off of YouTube near 2 minutes ago.
00:33:06 It really does.
00:33:09 It sounds more British sitting
00:33:12 around the US.
00:33:14 Does it have the pronunciations?
00:33:15 Pronunciations?
00:33:17 Pronunciation is the word that you're looking for.
00:33:21 Yeah, that's literally what I just said. Literally. Literally.
00:33:23 What is it?
00:33:24 So I don't I don't mean literally or literally.
00:33:27 I don't mind your nit picking, but making it up
00:33:29 and conjuring it out of thin air is a little bit.
00:33:32 Yeah, that's an incorrect correction is what we call that which is a waste of time
00:33:36 and correction superfluous there.
00:33:38 I guess you're right.
00:33:39 I was wrong. I apologize.
00:33:41 Thank God.
00:33:42 I don't even need to push it.
00:33:45 That's great.
00:33:48 I want to know what this button does.
00:33:49 I labeled it something.
00:33:51 I like how they have the UK on my and they have the Oh, the UK,
00:33:56 the UK and the U.S.
00:33:57 Everybody's the same thing.
00:34:01 Often.
00:34:02 Often.
00:34:03 Wait, dammit, it's the same fucking thing.
00:34:05 You know, we're not hearing it because some asshole joined with his share
00:34:08 screen late and some other asshole didn't unmute it.
00:34:12 I actually joined earlier than I do most did, but with the shares we shared screen.
00:34:17 Oh lordy lordy lord. Often I don't.
00:34:20 No one tells me anything.
00:34:22 I just kind of Steve is kind of going to fault, not muted.
00:34:25 It's that simple.
00:34:26 Steve, be a bitch.
00:34:29 God damn it, Steve.
00:34:30 Hey, Steve.
00:34:31 Come on.
00:34:32 See, often, often, often, often, often.
00:34:38 The second one or the one shows the T if you know how to read.
00:34:42 What does that com phonetic.
00:34:45 Yeah there's it shows you the one with and without both of them.
00:34:47 Often often it's pronounced pronounced utilization.
00:34:53 A pronounced civilization pronounced lazy.
00:34:56 I think if your message is relayed in context, who gives a fuck?
00:35:02 Oh, there is.
00:35:04 There is a certain threshold in which you want to stay above it,
00:35:09 but people can't agree on that threshold.
00:35:12 Some people can. You read to.
00:35:14 Some people should remind they are eating online, that sort of stuff.
00:35:18 But you know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying?
00:35:20 I'm I know people regrets.
00:35:22 I got no regrets eating online.
00:35:24 It's perfectly fine eating into the microphone.
00:35:26 When you have the availability of muting, it is,
00:35:29 you know, obnoxiously asshole ish.
00:35:31 It is a great example
00:35:34 of the more your gods don't exist.
00:35:38 Prove me wrong.
00:35:42 Convince me other.
00:35:42 My God, what do you mean our gods?
00:35:45 I don't know.
00:35:46 You guys both have different
00:35:48 definitions of the word, so neither one of your gods exist.
00:35:52 Well, I mean, that's me.
00:35:53 Let's.
00:35:54 Let's just go back into
00:35:57 my weekend then,
00:35:58 and sort of bury your gods in the dirt.
00:36:02 You can buy dirt
00:36:05 any better.
00:36:06 How do I get. No, I'm sorry. Wrong one.
00:36:09 I actually want to get some more place and easier.
00:36:12 I pitched the horseshoes yesterday.
00:36:13 It was just too muddy out there.
00:36:15 Yeah.
00:36:15 You and Eazy were playing in the sand place saying,
00:36:19 Fucking child, Why is this being your beach?
00:36:23 Yeah, yeah, hold on.
00:36:25 It shows the curvature of the earth.
00:36:28 No, it's flat.
00:36:30 Does that look does that look grainy on your end, or is that just.
00:36:33 What? No, I'm not clear.
00:36:36 No, Let's look.
00:36:37 Rectangular. A little dirty.
00:36:39 All right, so this is our balcony.
00:36:42 Where is this stupid fucking?
00:36:45 This has never been here before.
00:36:46 And why is my mind like the way your panorama captures
00:36:49 the curvature of the earth?
00:36:50 So they'll say that water stays flat.
00:36:52 That proves it's.
00:36:54 That proves it.
00:36:55 So why does it do that? It's pretty dark.
00:36:58 It's a little dark now. Oh, that's better.
00:37:00 This is the balcony, right?
00:37:03 What is it?
00:37:04 I used to be able to change when I'm sharing versus stopping and starting.
00:37:08 That's really simple. Unless it's just because I'm going in the window.
00:37:10 Share this tab.
00:37:11 No, it's the window.
00:37:12 It's the window. I'm bored already. No, it's the window.
00:37:15 I get it.
00:37:16 Well, so our world, Jerry, just be bored for a moment, all right?
00:37:20 You can see my mouse on the screen here, right?
00:37:22 So over here, right in the direction planes would kind of come in
00:37:26 from this way, where they're coming from Florida
00:37:28 or wherever they would come in and they would land come in in this area here.
00:37:33 Right.
00:37:33 Because the airport, Myrtle Beach Airport is right in this section.
00:37:37 But in the right corner, right side over here, they would fly over the one hotel.
00:37:41 Actually, there would be other planes that would occasionally come from straight
00:37:44 across here that would go and be coming in from like Maine
00:37:49 or Canada, less frequent than those planes here.
00:37:53 Right. So you got it.
00:37:54 You have an area that's very, very high traffic planes.
00:37:58 Right.
00:37:59 So any other object that would be in the sky
00:38:02 would have to fly at a certain length height or be a certain whatever.
00:38:06 So this is this is kind of what I marked up here.
00:38:10 Hopefully it comes across well,
00:38:13 it's but so this is so this is a picture during the day.
00:38:17 I'm going to hold on, Ron, I'm going to help you out a little bit.
00:38:20 Make people believe more.
00:38:22 What do you mean? Okay.
00:38:24 So this is I don't know.
00:38:25 You can see the six dots that are there, correct?
00:38:29 I see three death.
00:38:31 Right. So there's three here.
00:38:33 And then there's also when you zoom in, there's three here.
00:38:37 So I marked this up.
00:38:38 See, it is grainy, is it not?
00:38:41 Yeah. And you do.
00:38:44 Right.
00:38:44 So I'm looking out.
00:38:48 It's nighttime, pitch black.
00:38:49 We can see, you know, the plane lights and stuff.
00:38:51 There's planes that are like currently in this area here.
00:38:55 I see a segment of three lights about here.
00:38:58 I would say maybe they were a little bit smaller
00:39:00 and a little bit more in in the background of it.
00:39:04 It was kind of hard to mark this up and kind of figure visually where I saw it.
00:39:08 But all three lights lit up and then it went to lights,
00:39:13 one light zero lights from from left to right.
00:39:16 And I saw the three lights lit up.
00:39:18 There were rectangular, orangish yellow lights.
00:39:21 It was a decently large object that would be larger than than
00:39:25 the airplanes that were coming in for sure.
00:39:27 And it went three lights lit up, two lights lit up, one light lit up,
00:39:30 no lights lit up.
00:39:32 And I saw that and I was like, And I'm thinking like, what the fuck was that?
00:39:35 So I started squint squinting and zooming in to see because it was close
00:39:39 enough to where I should have been able to pick up on the body of it.
00:39:43 And there was enough residual light
00:39:44 that I should have been able to pick up on any
00:39:46 like a little bit of a shadow or something.
00:39:48 And so look in like directly after they shut off,
00:39:52 what the fuck that could be.
00:39:54 And so all of a sudden, like in the periphery back here,
00:40:00 much smaller or much further away,
00:40:03 Three lights, two lights, one light, no light.
00:40:07 I saw the first set of lights and was looking for that,
00:40:11 and it was so far away from where those lights initially were
00:40:15 that I didn't even see the.
00:40:17 It went 3 to 1. I only saw two one.
00:40:20 My girlfriend was sitting right next to me, did not see
00:40:23 the first set of lights, saw the second set of lights,
00:40:26 and it is way too close to airport traffic.
00:40:29 It's incredible how large the the craft, if that's
00:40:33 all one craft are all together, how large that would have been.
00:40:37 And then the fact that it went from
00:40:39 where I initially saw it to where I then saw it
00:40:42 a second time is an incredible distance, extremely fast.
00:40:47 And then we didn't see it at all again after that period.
00:40:51 It's pretty fucking remarkable.
00:40:52 Probably the most probably two.
00:40:55 I have three main things that I've seen.
00:40:58 The one was Gary I mentioned with you, you were
00:41:00 we were driving to Easy's and we saw that one
00:41:02 that was going the other way to split off
00:41:04 and then go in a circle around the other light.
00:41:07 And then I saw up north of my brother where there was three
00:41:10 lights that were traveling together and then all pitched.
00:41:13 They were saying the same distance away from each other.
00:41:15 They pitched in to eyeball turn, but kind of traveled together.
00:41:20 This, this might topic, this is kind of fucking weird.
00:41:24 The problem I always have with lights
00:41:26 is, you know who puts lights on their vehicles?
00:41:29 Humans.
00:41:30 Do you know who wouldn't have any reason to put lights on the vehicles?
00:41:34 Aliens.
00:41:35 How do you know that?
00:41:36 Yeah, why not? They Maybe not anyway.
00:41:40 Why not?
00:41:42 How old are they?
00:41:42 What are they?
00:41:44 Most.
00:41:45 Most beings need light to see
00:41:48 all beings.
00:41:50 They'd like to see no beings.
00:41:52 Bats don't always need to see.
00:41:54 No, they don't.
00:41:55 You ever see the bottom of the ocean?
00:41:59 Yes. The sightless zero
00:42:02 like blameless creatures live in the dark cypress.
00:42:06 They're not understood.
00:42:08 Have learned about those that have also known
00:42:11 requires light.
00:42:16 So this isn't even up for debate.
00:42:18 Do you think that that that there could have been planes coming in
00:42:22 and you saw three saw traveling, traveling, you know,
00:42:26 one direction, one plane was the big one.
00:42:29 The lights are so nonspecific, a plane normal as the plane
00:42:33 turns, you'll see all but the facing light.
00:42:35 Three, two, one, three, two, one, two,
00:42:37 three, two, one, one, two, three, two, one, one, three, two, one.
00:42:40 Gone. Way. Further distance. Three, two, one, gone.
00:42:43 Same exact light, same exact size.
00:42:44 Just more in the periphery, more in the distance.
00:42:47 And it was incredible.
00:42:48 The the it had to be the same object, the distance and travel than it did.
00:42:54 What else would it have been Else Would it have been you're in an airport area.
00:42:57 The only other the only other vehicle that was there was two other
00:43:01 very low flying passenger planes and then a helicopter
00:43:04 that was doing tours that there was a flying by all day.
00:43:08 There was nothing going in that direction at the rate of
00:43:11 of that speed at the angle,
00:43:12 everything else was taking off and going in a different direction.
00:43:15 I'm just pointing this is this military vehicle.
00:43:18 This is the landing site.
00:43:20 My only problem with the takeoffs are going towards it has to be a different
00:43:24 vehicle is how all those TV shows, the UFO shows talk and it doesn't have to be.
00:43:28 Well, I'm not saying it's the vehicle to be over. So
00:43:31 it's a UFO or are you
00:43:35 unexplained?
00:43:35 I don't I don't know what it was.
00:43:37 There was planes in a flight path there.
00:43:39 And so your reasoning was that it has to be UFO
00:43:41 because it was in the flight path?
00:43:43 Me It has to be a because it was in the flight path.
00:43:46 Yeah, but I'm a skeptic going the direction of the flight path.
00:43:51 I that's pretty remarkable.
00:43:53 It was very it was very vivid.
00:43:54 It was very like this.
00:43:56 There is something there that's weird, that's very way large and way
00:44:00 rectangular square how the lines lined up with each other
00:44:04 and just the distance to travel.
00:44:06 There was this was the landing side for this airport.
00:44:09 No no planes were taking off in this direction was it on the 22nd?
00:44:14 I don't know what fucking day it was.
00:44:16 That would have been is Tuesday night then.
00:44:21 They wouldn't. Yeah.
00:44:21 It was the night after the Thursday.
00:44:26 A bunch of people reported seeing this.
00:44:28 But this doesn't sound like what you were describing.
00:44:30 I'm not saying this is what it was.
00:44:31 I'm just saying that people reported this, seeing this.
00:44:34 I don't know where Gail is,
00:44:37 but it was in the early morning on
00:44:40 things like frickin scaling.
00:44:44 Oh, well, they usually say it's scaling, right?
00:44:49 Yeah, right.
00:44:50 They would go ahead and start StarLink and they're pointing it out.
00:44:53 Okay. So it already is.
00:44:56 It didn't look like that, right?
00:44:58 No, no, it was.
00:45:00 It was three flames.
00:45:01 Yeah. From what you described, three were on tour.
00:45:03 On one. We're on, none were on.
00:45:05 So I don't know what it is, but three, 3 seconds later,
00:45:08 it was like a mile, two miles in the distance.
00:45:11 The proper way to analyze it is to say what it isn't.
00:45:14 One by one. You can't just say,
00:45:17 My perception is this, so it must be that.
00:45:19 Well, I mean, what what what could it have been and what are the possibilities?
00:45:24 Could have been anything.
00:45:26 I mean, been like you're not seriously familiar here.
00:45:30 Let's move on a bit.
00:45:31 You could all the more you could have been drawn.
00:45:33 Mushrooms could have been.
00:45:34 No, no, it was not a mushroom, you know.
00:45:36 I mean, it could it could have been anything. As far as I'm concerned.
00:45:39 It could be an alien like nothing close to two people saw it.
00:45:42 Two people saw two different intervals. Who people saw.
00:45:45 And I didn't go, Oh, did you see that?
00:45:46 I saw it and I didn't see anything because I'm like, I don't know.
00:45:49 I'm just more or less. What the fuck is that?
00:45:51 I'm zooming in, trying to catch it.
00:45:53 I'm not discounting the size of it
00:45:55 because if all the lights are together, the size of this craft was was long.
00:45:59 It was frickin very saucer type
00:46:02 shape with light lights that would cascade one fucking side of it.
00:46:06 I don't know.
00:46:07 What else would it be? I've seen it.
00:46:09 There's light.
00:46:10 I've never seen the clouds. They looked like a plane.
00:46:12 I've never seen a craft with lights that large and that bright on it
00:46:18 that far away.
00:46:19 And like,
00:46:21 I don't know. I don't know what to tell you.
00:46:23 It was interesting because it.
00:46:24 Okay, so say it was three lights on. Three, two, one.
00:46:27 And then it appeared over here. Three, two, one.
00:46:29 The lights weren't traveling
00:46:32 when I saw them.
00:46:33 It's not like the lights were moving and I saw the lights moving.
00:46:35 It was like stagnant lights.
00:46:36 Three, two, one, stagnant lights. Three, two, one.
00:46:39 That's why I. That was a never again. I never again.
00:46:42 It was coming right at you.
00:46:43 And then when it turned, that's when they went out of you.
00:46:45 Three, two, one.
00:46:46 Oh. Because I think it went over if there,
00:46:47 if there was another 3 to 1 flash it would have been over the next.
00:46:51 Right.
00:46:51 And that's how fast the way the first one from the second one word it landed
00:46:55 and you never saw those. There was no turning.
00:46:57 It was the same it was the same perspective of three lights.
00:47:00 The lights didn't have a change of posture.
00:47:04 All they had was a change of distance and size.
00:47:07 I just know I'm I'm too much of a skeptic to have this conversation because, well,
00:47:11 I don't know what the fuck it would be like this, like this television.
00:47:14 I don't know what the fuck they're using.
00:47:16 It's just confusing.
00:47:18 The lights are too large
00:47:20 that I've seen on any plane that would be landing or whatever.
00:47:25 The planes are very bright, but they're smaller.
00:47:27 The headlights that they turn on when they when they're little big squares, they're
00:47:31 this was traveling away from us.
00:47:32 It was going away in the opposite direction.
00:47:34 They opened headlights on the rear of the plane and they don't
00:47:36 have them in sequence of 3 to 1, you know, go, Hey, pilot, you can see a lot.
00:47:40 You can see a little bit less,
00:47:42 you can see a little bit less, and then you can see nothing.
00:47:43 But we're just going to repeat that for the pilots for fun.
00:47:47 If it's going away from you.
00:47:48 You could have saw them pointing out when it turns away,
00:47:51 you're not going to see the. No, but I'm
00:47:54 lights and Right.
00:47:55 It was the same
00:47:57 and there was no change.
00:47:58 Is it possible that when you didn't see the lights, you didn't see the lights
00:48:01 for any other reason besides they shut off what
00:48:05 women could have something have
00:48:09 got in the way of your view, though?
00:48:11 There's nothing there.
00:48:12 Clear sky.
00:48:12 Well, the object itself could have
00:48:16 because you said it was nighttime and all you saw was lights and lights
00:48:18 do really weird, really weird perspective things even bend.
00:48:23 And in that instance, specific way to specific.
00:48:27 Did you get video of it?
00:48:29 No, of course not.
00:48:30 And that's all I have is a I'm you know, that I was never going to see
00:48:34 was if I could turn back time.
00:48:38 Careful we're going to get copyright strip copy and All right.
00:48:42 Yeah. Speaking of which,
00:48:44 I had to go blah, blah, blah.
00:48:46 We would be really
00:48:48 do care. I'm going to put in the call.
00:48:50 So maybe somebody on YouTube can call. Call?
00:48:53 Yeah. Also do the whole Gary Gary left drop.
00:48:56 Oh, you live there? He's back.
00:48:58 He came back. God damn it.
00:49:00 Worst producer. I'm sorry.
00:49:01 I'll do this one. Here we go. Ship his fucking cocksucker.
00:49:04 Motherfucker tits.
00:49:05 Is that enough, or shall I go on?
00:49:07 Those are dirty, dirty words.
00:49:09 Please go on. Those are dirty.
00:49:12 You know what? I wish I could start where I left off.
00:49:14 Come on, Steve.
00:49:14 Oh, no, that's not Steve. Sorry, Steve.
00:49:18 Here we go.
00:49:19 Cocksucker. Motherfucker tits.
00:49:21 Is that enough, or shall I go on?
00:49:23 Fagot, fagot, fagot, fagot.
00:49:25 Wait, go, fagot jabber, fagot, fagot. Oops.
00:49:28 I should have done that after I did this.
00:49:30 That might have been my fault. Yeah,
00:49:34 yeah.
00:49:34 Assholes, come on over the rumble
00:49:38 rubble dot com slash cladribine
00:49:42 where you can say anything you want
00:49:44 and within a year you can earn a dollar
00:49:47 for the final product.
00:49:50 I think.
00:49:51 I think I don't remember that.
00:49:54 I remember a little
00:49:58 girl playing.
00:50:01 I don't even think about
00:50:10 anything.
00:50:11 Get a girl going.
00:50:14 I think I'm only
00:50:20 going to talk about your profession.
00:50:23 I, I want to come
00:50:29 back and talk
00:50:35 about people.
00:50:35 For starters, I just want to
00:50:37 talk a little bit about
00:50:41 our personal problems.
00:50:42 You were right.
00:50:43 I was wrong. I apologize.
00:50:47 It doesn't even sound like me.
00:50:49 No, not at all.
00:50:54 Some of it isn't a cock in its mouth.
00:50:55 Just like you.
00:50:59 You know,
00:51:00 I don't know your health situation, but you're not quite as wheezy
00:51:04 when we recorded that as you are now, I think.
00:51:07 Oh, I think it is because of the cold
00:51:09 when, you know, when we were pushing the buttons
00:51:11 and you were out in the barn, it was, Oh yeah, pretty bad.
00:51:14 But it's not. It's cold out there. I should go.
00:51:16 Oh yeah, I knew that.
00:51:18 Yeah.
00:51:18 No, it's a very different segment today.
00:51:29 That is a perfect segue
00:51:33 because that ties in with working with an asshole.
00:51:37 I don't.
00:51:38 You said said, you know, the mike shot the
00:51:41 with dirt Dirt that also does
00:51:45 that also ties in with good it's Gary's whole philosophy on the afterlife
00:51:50 right and that ties in with my that ties in with my whole weekly
00:51:54 segment of trying to convince Gary there may be an afterlife.
00:51:57 Right.
00:51:58 We need to say we do that as a well, you guys are chasing your own tails.
00:52:02 It's kind of funny. I'm just going to watch and make fun of it.
00:52:04 Take a different
00:52:06 take the same people scientific.
00:52:08 The giant is so fun.
00:52:11 I am not sure of either angle. I'm not going to discount either.
00:52:14 I didn't discount that you had me. I didn't.
00:52:16 I don't discount that you saw aliens, but I'm pretty sure it was something else.
00:52:19 I don't discount that there's no afterlife,
00:52:21 but I'm pretty sure there's something else.
00:52:23 You know, the this whole the thing is because I don't know either.
00:52:26 And it's like, I like there to be one.
00:52:30 Do I think there is one?
00:52:31 And I'm I would lean on the probably not side
00:52:34 but we never know in all this multi universe stuff
00:52:37 the more that I've been trying to convince Gary that there is one,
00:52:40 the more I've just come to the conclusion that yeah, there, there more than likely
00:52:44 is an afterlife 100% he feels Yeah.
00:52:47 But like I said, more than likely.
00:52:48 And then when it occurs it Right but it couldn't be,
00:52:52 but it couldn't be the you that you're familiar with.
00:52:55 So what does that even mean.
00:52:59 I mean
00:53:00 you are familiar with having a biological organism as a body.
00:53:04 What do familiarity have to do with the logical
00:53:10 separation between you and your self
00:53:14 like that?
00:53:15 The only is the only connection between
00:53:18 me and myself is just some neurons firing or the
00:53:23 if those neurons aren't firing, guess what?
00:53:26 There's no you.
00:53:28 What do you what is In order for you to refine, you need to find you.
00:53:33 You have to be there.
00:53:34 I know trying to get you to.
00:53:37 But you are a biological organism.
00:53:39 What is the definition of you?
00:53:42 But it's it's it's difficult.
00:53:45 But I'm going to go though.
00:53:46 Biological organism draw.
00:53:50 Oh, what does that mean?
00:53:51 What makes me? Me?
00:53:53 I'm a clump of cells
00:53:55 organized and a specific organized structure.
00:53:57 Yeah, there's a there's an organized pattern to it.
00:54:01 Okay, well, there's still an organized pattern to it.
00:54:03 Even after I die.
00:54:05 Draw, You've made an impression on me.
00:54:07 And a little point will always be with me.
00:54:09 And as long as there's a little piece of me with somebody else,
00:54:11 I'll always be a little piece of you. So somehow,
00:54:14 some way.
00:54:16 And it's weird
00:54:16 because you're sort of being the guy who you're trying to define something in
00:54:20 the same physical laws that we're telling you may not always exist,
00:54:24 and string theory and all that shit is pulling literally at those threads.
00:54:28 No pun intended. Yeah.
00:54:31 And there are some observations that have proven that
00:54:34 not everything is so solid concrete as you believe.
00:54:37 What does Michio Kaku say about it?
00:54:41 I don't know. Really? Nothing.
00:54:42 What does he say? He says You're a fagot.
00:54:44 He I think he says both because he actually grew up and corrected himself.
00:54:48 And he said that something I felt ten years ago is not what I think now.
00:54:52 Well, I think he also I think you he takes all that together.
00:54:55 I, I believe he takes a multi sided viewpoint like Brady.
00:54:59 And I do.
00:55:01 We're
00:55:01 we're not we're not rooted in one fundamental idea of what life
00:55:06 or what being alive means as Gary is.
00:55:09 Gary has one specific.
00:55:11 Yeah.
00:55:12 And I think a reason the definition of what being alive is
00:55:16 and that has to do with consciousness and that's it.
00:55:18 With 8 billion conscious souls on the planet,
00:55:20 I can see the harm in trying to force
00:55:22 somebody to think anyway, even if it's the absolute
00:55:24 only theoretically factual, proven way, it still could be harmful to everyone.
00:55:29 Just following you seem to think we're going to hit this utopia
00:55:32 when everybody just realizes there's nothing left.
00:55:35 Nothing utopia.
00:55:37 You would call that a utopia
00:55:39 if we. If we.
00:55:40 Yeah.
00:55:40 No, this is what I think your whole
00:55:43 utopian goal is, is if everybody knows they're atheistic and knows there's
00:55:47 nothing more will cherish every moment and it'll just be the best.
00:55:51 Let's.
00:55:51 That's your whole right same way.
00:55:54 That's what I think with anarchy.
00:55:55 I think if everybody's left to their own accord, everybody's going to do that.
00:55:58 We are naive and stoop bit for thinking that for no right choice of words,
00:56:03 but we need some form of ascension.
00:56:07 I just looked it up. Meet you.
00:56:09 Kaku is a deist, so you guys are right.
00:56:13 I was wrong.
00:56:14 I apologize.
00:56:15 Statistically, since there's less than 1% of less
00:56:18 than 1% of people are atheists, Theist means that there should be
00:56:23 a greater discussion on a string on a string theory.
00:56:27 So what weight does his opinion hold anymore?
00:56:30 Why do you think saying that
00:56:33 there could be is some kind of compatible list view?
00:56:36 Because I'd actually deus were quite popular back
00:56:41 when The Founding Fathers are mostly deist.
00:56:44 Thomas Paine was a famous deist and I need to be clear my my agnostic ness.
00:56:49 I don't know the right word there, me being agnostic.
00:56:52 I don't I don't discount zero.
00:56:55 You know what I mean?
00:56:56 Like, I don't I don't think there's a deity.
00:56:58 I just don't know what it is or who it is or what thing.
00:57:00 I am so agnostic and unsure.
00:57:01 I don't I don't know anything.
00:57:04 It doesn't even have to be a thing.
00:57:06 That's part about it. Yeah, you could be right.
00:57:09 I'm not going to ever change that. Nothing until I die.
00:57:11 Nothing will ever make me.
00:57:13 Every God I've ever heard of was either made up or describing a
00:57:19 body. You know that
00:57:21 because they were made up.
00:57:23 How do you know how weird things are made up?
00:57:24 How do you know you've heard about them all?
00:57:27 Were you there?
00:57:28 Oh, I know. I don't know.
00:57:30 I've heard about them all.
00:57:31 That's why I prefaced it with the ones that I heard them
00:57:37 or they were describing.
00:57:39 Quite possibly
00:57:41 extraterrestrials.
00:57:43 Yes, you.
00:57:44 How have you ever been these?
00:57:47 Have you ever seen a dodo?
00:57:50 No. Then how do you know a dodo exists?
00:57:55 Textbooks.
00:57:56 Evidence. Yeah, right.
00:57:57 So there's textbooks that also say God exists.
00:58:01 There's no evidence that God exists.
00:58:05 Well, there's not a lot of evidence to say the dodo.
00:58:07 Actually, there is a lot of evidence.
00:58:10 Yeah, a lot of a lot of it is based hypothesis.
00:58:14 We don't have pictures of the dodo.
00:58:17 I've don't No.
00:58:18 What do you think it does?
00:58:20 We don't know what it exactly looked like.
00:58:23 Sorry.
00:58:24 As currency. He's such a dick.
00:58:25 So hypothesis he means more than you think it does.
00:58:29 Hold on. Let's just cause. Fine. That's nuts.
00:58:31 And you realize how stupid you are before we go on.
00:58:33 That's why I didn't even acknowledge it.
00:58:35 That's why I didn't even acknowledge it, because it's just a a bartering chip
00:58:39 to get to the next argument point because he has none.
00:58:42 So he tries for something so unknown and grand
00:58:46 is the afterlife that I don't believe.
00:58:48 George has told me that he saw lights in the sky
00:58:50 and most of me doesn't even believe that he saw lights in the sky.
00:58:53 So and he clearly I have no reason not to trust him.
00:58:56 But in my mind, it my girlfriend saw them too.
00:58:59 So in my mind, I'm trying to tell him, No, that's not what you.
00:59:02 He didn't know you did that.
00:59:04 So don't ever try to think you're ever going
00:59:06 to convince me that anything real, because it's never going to happen.
00:59:09 And I'm. I'm trying to imagine something.
00:59:13 How insane is that? What? What? Say again?
00:59:16 It is.
00:59:16 It's kind of crazy to try to argue the nonexistence.
00:59:20 Got anything to say?
00:59:22 I've got a desk and I call it my claim is
00:59:25 there are no scissors in this desk. And
00:59:29 by means of proof I don't produce scissors.
00:59:34 Does that prove there are no scissors in that desk?
00:59:37 That's all I need you to come up with a better.
00:59:40 No, it's a it's a PowerPoint.
00:59:43 It's terrible.
00:59:44 It's a good analogy, but is it?
00:59:47 Yeah.
00:59:49 I'm trying to prove that.
00:59:50 Think it is, But,
00:59:54 I mean, I could open
00:59:55 every single drawer, but like you found.
00:59:58 What have you found?
00:59:59 Like, hundreds of, like, all kinds of documents
01:00:03 that said that there was scissors in this desk
01:00:05 and from from varying sources that had nothing to do with each other
01:00:11 at this, you would assume that there's a probability of
01:00:15 they've been stolen from the desk since the documents were printed.
01:00:18 I mean, people lie.
01:00:20 So you're saying someone stole Jesus?
01:00:22 I would have taken my iPhone 15
01:00:23 and lied hard, scanned the whole desk and said, There's no scissors in there.
01:00:26 You're lying.
01:00:28 And until I see it, until I see that I'm not Schrödinger's cat,
01:00:31 if they're both in there and not in there. Right?
01:00:34 Right.
01:00:35 Actually, there is some non-canonical scriptures that have Jesus
01:00:42 married with children.
01:00:45 Also gay.
01:00:47 All a problem child
01:00:51 porn con artist.
01:00:52 So you're saying that he existed? Yes.
01:00:55 That was the first.
01:00:56 You were right. I was wrong. And I apologize.
01:00:59 That was so.
01:01:04 I have nothing more to say.
01:01:05 I'm literally asking. So.
01:01:07 So. So what?
01:01:12 I say your gods don't exist.
01:01:16 Change my mind.
01:01:18 I don't need to because my God exists, whether you believe in him or not.
01:01:22 Yeah, plenty of them, actually.
01:01:24 Your God doesn't exist,
01:01:26 despite your belief that that also may be true.
01:01:30 That it is or not.
01:01:32 You just trust me on that.
01:01:33 We can move on. I don't trust anyone.
01:01:36 Okay?
01:01:36 I mean, what is my family like?
01:01:38 Generally? My life. What is life in general?
01:01:41 It's a movement, right?
01:01:42 Moving particles, vibrations. Right. So
01:01:46 long as
01:01:46 there's a vibration or a moving particle, there's life.
01:01:49 There's life.
01:01:51 I don't think so. I was told.
01:01:53 I was told.
01:01:54 No, that's not really it.
01:01:56 Now, if you believe and you call it that.
01:01:58 No, you're in that this is moving particles in that alive.
01:02:04 Yeah.
01:02:04 And you know much
01:02:05 like nutrients in certain things and like you know, there's all kinds of
01:02:10 nutrients, electrolytes, vitamins, minerals
01:02:13 going back dirt, bacteria.
01:02:16 What I'm trying another new concoction this is the Chobani oat milk.
01:02:21 Triple milk
01:02:23 is that yogurt that's literally alive to
01:02:26 milk.
01:02:29 Okay, So it's going to be really thick.
01:02:31 Did you like that?
01:02:33 Did you like the cap when you open it?
01:02:35 Yeah.
01:02:35 Don't do that too much.
01:02:37 Corn sirup isn't that bad, boy?
01:02:39 Oh, sure
01:02:41 it is.
01:02:42 I finally feel much of the capsule.
01:02:44 I finally convinced my daughter she's drinking Kool-Aid
01:02:49 flavored Kool-Aid.
01:02:51 And 600 miles away, there's no sign that the cap was no such thing
01:02:55 as milk or almond milk.
01:02:59 Actually, almond milk uses more
01:03:03 resources than anything.
01:03:04 Yeah, it's actually horrible for you.
01:03:07 It's water and then they, you know, they add a bunch of water,
01:03:09 then they add a bunch of sugar because it tastes like shit.
01:03:13 Yeah,
01:03:14 I know what I know.
01:03:15 You know, when I was in California,
01:03:19 when I was in California, the world was saying because I was asking
01:03:22 what all the farms were.
01:03:24 And he said that there's mostly almonds because they at some point transferred
01:03:28 to a lot of the farms over to the almonds because the almond milk was huge.
01:03:31 And then the almonds actually end up going the roots
01:03:34 go deeper, so they pull water from deeper in the soil.
01:03:38 So now the area that they grow the almonds is all kind of
01:03:40 not the greatest because the water tables lower.
01:03:43 They suck the water right out of the aquifer.
01:03:46 Yeah, Yeah.
01:03:47 And so they're all it's all sorts of fucked up.
01:03:51 Our agriculture was, Oh, wait, we're off.
01:03:54 I can start playing my clips now.
01:03:56 Well, I asked you to, I ask you to play the egg earlier, but that's fine.
01:04:00 That was if we ever go to Buried in the dirt again.
01:04:03 There's the egg.
01:04:04 I'll go to the egg.
01:04:05 Here we go. After life in the afterlife.
01:04:08 Thank goodness.
01:04:13 Instant he had death sucks.
01:04:18 But what happens to your body after you die is fascinating.
01:04:22 So we're going to show you.
01:04:23 Don't worry, it won't be gross much once a person's
01:04:27 breathing stops, the cells in their body stop receiving oxygen.
01:04:31 But the cells continue to live for several minutes generating carbon dioxide.
01:04:35 Carbon dioxide is a acidic.
01:04:37 That's great work.
01:04:38 We're covering cells inside the cells.
01:04:41 These sacs contain enzymes that begin to digest the cells freely
01:04:45 during of the mass, like a like a long walk rich in nutrients.
01:04:49 After about a week, those nutrients fuel an army of bacteria and fungi
01:04:54 that the liquid bacteria and fungi, the microbes that attack the tissue, produce
01:04:58 a bewildering array of more than 400 other fungi and think they include freon.
01:05:03 That's right.
01:05:05 They include more than 400 chemicals and gases, 400 chemical gases.
01:05:09 That's right.
01:05:10 The coolant in refrigerators, benzene, a powerful component
01:05:13 in gasoline, sulfur smells of swamps.
01:05:18 And the
01:05:18 molecule known as carbon tetrachloride is used in fire extinguishers
01:05:23 and dry cleaning until scientists remember it's highly toxic at this point.
01:05:27 There's very little flesh left and it's consumed by here comes maggots
01:05:32 and beetles, insects and bones behind them.
01:05:37 Over time, the protein in bone decomposes too, leaving just the bone
01:05:41 mineral called hydroxy appetite, which eventually turns to dust.
01:05:46 We can take some solace in the fact that all those nutrients and chemicals,
01:05:50 even the dust, provide vital substances that make soils fertile.
01:05:54 Sprouting plants and other new life after us have ended.
01:06:00 Ashes to ashes after the dust, life
01:06:04 so that everybody sprouts.
01:06:07 Yeah.
01:06:07 So we continue on after we die.
01:06:11 I think all
01:06:15 All right.
01:06:15 I'm here.
01:06:17 I'm right here. We're here. The.
01:06:24 I'm a fag.
01:06:24 It didn't have to go.
01:06:25 I just put Yes.
01:06:26 Is back in the right.
01:06:31 Who the hell is calling me?
01:06:34 Somebody is actually calling in the great.
01:06:36 I love it when not my son.
01:06:39 I'll be. Oh, God dammit.
01:06:41 Hopefully it's a non-emergency.
01:06:44 Never good.
01:06:46 All right, so it's draw, draw a draw audio draw the door show.
01:06:51 So Gary is a dipshit, as we've learned,
01:06:53 because he doesn't have anything to say in response to
01:06:57 this form of afterlife.
01:06:58 He just walks away.
01:07:00 Definitely not so
01:07:03 brilliant.
01:07:05 Brilliant, brilliant, brilliant.
01:07:07 A little bit.
01:07:08 I thought something was really very scary.
01:07:11 Scary, scary, scary.
01:07:14 Gary, there you are.
01:07:16 What you got in your hand?
01:07:17 Wow. This is the Catholic.
01:07:21 Oh, Where you holding it?
01:07:24 I don't know. I know.
01:07:25 I forgot to it to y five.
01:07:29 Sorry.
01:07:29 So, what are you running on?
01:07:32 My data.
01:07:34 All right, so sticking with
01:07:37 consciousness and all that, what do you.
01:07:40 So my girlfriend and I watched a randomly,
01:07:43 somewhat interesting, somewhat horror movie.
01:07:46 Oh, no, he's going to
01:07:49 Gary.
01:07:50 Gary.
01:07:53 Oh, there is.
01:07:56 What a dipshit.
01:07:58 What did he end?
01:07:59 He said his wife. I wasn't real.
01:08:02 Oh, but nice news. What happened is muted.
01:08:04 You leave for a second and then you get muted. I got on muted.
01:08:06 Come on. Vehement.
01:08:07 Gary. Steve.
01:08:08 No, Sorry, Brady, we can hear you.
01:08:12 God dammit, Gary.
01:08:16 Okay, I'll leave.
01:08:20 Well.
01:08:21 Oh, Lordy, that
01:08:25 to right back.
01:08:26 I have to go find a new jabber.
01:08:29 So there are the movie my girlfriend I were watching.
01:08:32 There was a kind of a horror thriller based off of dude who has multiple,
01:08:35 multiple, multiple personality disorder, and some of the personalities are
01:08:39 murderous and some aren't.
01:08:43 And I kind of thought, okay that sounds intriguing, right?
01:08:45 So it almost sounds like they have more than one consciousness, right?
01:08:49 So how does that tie in with the consciousness being end all, be
01:08:52 all of what Gary thinks is existence and then say that you do have motive
01:08:57 and it is possible you do have multiple personality disorder.
01:09:01 What happens if you get therapy and you correct
01:09:04 that is one of the consciousness is dead does that there's no longer exists?
01:09:09 Is that because there's no right,
01:09:12 but there because it's still living on in, It's still there.
01:09:16 It's just not.
01:09:18 So you guys, you want to get the brain.
01:09:20 You guys want to get Arby's or McDonald's for dinner tomorrow?
01:09:22 Well, as long we all establish there's no afterlife,
01:09:25 we can decide where we want to eat tomorrow.
01:09:28 But other than that man, you could all just burn in hell.
01:09:31 Don't feel out of certain way to go.
01:09:34 That's just Latin for you.
01:09:37 Reduce this to absurdity.
01:09:41 Absurdity that way.
01:09:42 Speaking when
01:09:44 it makes himself okay, next week, he learned that it's already one absurdity.
01:09:48 He learned that in the University of Phenix, they taught Latin.
01:09:53 No, they do not.
01:09:56 And I think I'm eligible to get all my money back.
01:09:59 Yeah, Yeah, probably.
01:10:01 I think they got lawsuits now.
01:10:04 Okay, let's go back to reductio out of absurd.
01:10:06 Go now.
01:10:07 I'm saying odd in the middle, even though it's called add add.
01:10:11 But I've got a pretty good authority that the pronunciation of the A
01:10:17 in Latin is more closely
01:10:22 resembles the pronunciation of the letter O
01:10:27 like.
01:10:28 Like fashion
01:10:32 is. You're so close.
01:10:39 What in the hell are you being
01:10:44 dirty,
01:10:46 Gary?
01:10:46 Logging out of the University of Phenix.
01:10:48 You guys are old enough to remember that.
01:10:50 But right here, the same exact millions.
01:10:53 I didn't have a modem, but I did have a 300.0.
01:11:00 So speaking.
01:11:00 Is there is there an explanation of all those noises like the bedroom,
01:11:04 bedroom, bedroom key, like it's the same patterning?
01:11:08 Yeah. Sorry.
01:11:10 Not the sidebar too far, but I'm sure there is an actual
01:11:16 what the dog doing maybe.
01:11:18 Is that the new dog?
01:11:18 Because he broke the other dog
01:11:20 too much to where you just kind of gave up and got a dog.
01:11:23 It does look broken, but still kept the old dog.
01:11:26 It was a story.
01:11:28 Oh, watch out for No, no, you're good value.
01:11:31 Well, there's really not
01:11:32 really a bad pussy day for you I have a very sweet pussy smell.
01:11:35 I love when I'm masturbating in the car when they're going to be like,
01:11:38 it's hot day in the Lower East Side, going like this, getting that way.
01:11:42 He was out before I go home, get on my face, and I was like, Oh my God, no.
01:11:45 I was just walking around. He was like, so much.
01:11:46 You have the smelly pussy now. No, you don't.
01:11:48 It definitely was like wanting to be super fresh and super this.
01:11:51 And when you said growing so clean or dirty, pussy
01:11:55 dirty.
01:11:57 Really?
01:11:58 Oh, no.
01:11:59 Oh, my preference.
01:12:01 Yeah.
01:12:03 No, I mean, what else?
01:12:04 But what else is the question?
01:12:06 You know what, what do I think the duty
01:12:09 for general in general.
01:12:12 You know, I think you're asking what I thought of hers.
01:12:15 There is no different context to that question.
01:12:20 Yes. The one that I keep repeating
01:12:23 what I thought of hers.
01:12:27 Oh, no, no. She's going to tell us.
01:12:29 I thought you were asking what I thought hers was before I.
01:12:34 Spoiler alert. It's dirty.
01:12:35 Just. No, before I played. No, no, no.
01:12:38 I want to know what that point of view is.
01:12:40 You're irrelevant.
01:12:42 Yes. Okay.
01:12:44 Oh, okay.
01:12:46 I like both.
01:12:48 I thought I was making sense, but apparently I was not.
01:12:52 Well,
01:12:54 I thought you were asking if I thought hers was clean or dirty.
01:12:59 And I answered dirty.
01:13:00 And then you guys thought I was crazy
01:13:03 because I was claiming my preference was dirty.
01:13:07 But that's not what I thought you were asking
01:13:10 in the slightest.
01:13:11 And see, I've been proven wrong.
01:13:13 Context can be taken wrong with that.
01:13:15 Yeah, there was context.
01:13:17 You ruined it.
01:13:18 You ruining you ruining.
01:13:21 Not. You're ruining, but you. It.
01:13:25 Because you know what?
01:13:26 Right now, you're ruining it. You're ruining it.
01:13:28 I love beer. Really? Good.
01:13:29 So it's like if you go down and you get all them juices in
01:13:32 and you come up and kiss me and I smell it and I tasted.
01:13:35 I like you.
01:13:36 I as you know what?
01:13:38 I'm walking around a little bit.
01:13:40 I mean that plus that fresh out the claw sweet process Saturday
01:13:44 I do I love the smell of my vagina So
01:13:49 no thoughts.
01:13:52 I don't like to when I can smell through the clothes and groups,
01:13:57 when I can smell it through
01:13:58 their clothing from eight feet away.
01:14:02 I don't like it.
01:14:03 There's a real natural smell that's good.
01:14:05 And then there's kind of like, you know, like it smells like an armpit.
01:14:09 I mean, like it needs to be. Yeah.
01:14:12 Washed.
01:14:13 I like fresh out of the shower, if I can.
01:14:15 If I can help it.
01:14:19 But I'm also,
01:14:20 you know, when I chose my message that I had to Josephine
01:14:24 to tell her I'm coming home in three days, stop bathing.
01:14:29 Really start bathing.
01:14:30 Oh, yoga.
01:14:32 But that was just so he could find out if she was cheating on her.
01:14:37 No. Well, because he liked the smell.
01:14:40 Journeyman,
01:14:43 dirty, dirty French.
01:14:47 Still, I couldn't find any sperm or videos either.
01:14:50 I know it exists, but there's nobody.
01:14:53 Nobody's willing to put their uterus on film,
01:15:00 I think.
01:15:01 Fill in the blank, dirty, blank,
01:15:06 dirty money
01:15:08 style.
01:15:09 So go back to money laundering.
01:15:11 I was going Jew.
01:15:13 Wow, that is.
01:15:15 Oh, well,
01:15:18 this is fledgling that Brady lives.
01:15:20 Those two words together seem like
01:15:23 they could be offensive.
01:15:26 Oh, I'm sorry.
01:15:27 Filthy, filthy.
01:15:28 Do all that make no better? No.
01:15:33 Oh, I like money.
01:15:35 Yeah I like money, though.
01:15:41 We should do an episode on money.
01:15:44 We should?
01:15:46 Yeah.
01:15:47 We shouldn't do two to shows.
01:15:51 Brady, You had a one on a dirt a ton a ton.
01:15:58 A ton of dirt. A ton of dirt.
01:16:00 Yeah.
01:16:01 Roll the clip.
01:16:03 I'll do Spanish. $82.
01:16:05 Who makes a rather bizarre request?
01:16:09 Send me a pair because I could a you want me to have
01:16:12 and wear them for two or three days straight?
01:16:15 For real?
01:16:17 Yeah.
01:16:17 He also asks her if he can have a three way with the decoy and her.
01:16:21 It's always the little kids. Yeah.
01:16:25 He can
01:16:25 shave her private parts and later makes a rather bizarre request.
01:16:29 Send me a pair of panties.
01:16:31 I'll pick a pair you want me to have and wear them for two or three days straight.
01:16:36 For reals? Yeah. If.
01:16:39 If they're adults.
01:16:40 If they're adults. There's nothing wrong with that.
01:16:42 They're the one with a w, then one of the others.
01:16:44 Yeah, that's. That's. There's a problem.
01:16:46 There's one.
01:16:48 There's your problem right there.
01:16:50 Yeah. See, I knew.
01:16:51 I mean, I knew you'd have dirty pussy hygiene,
01:16:54 so that's why I thought I would be. Well, I just pulled it up. No, I just.
01:16:56 I just pulled it up just now. Should pull it out.
01:16:58 And more like, I don't have.
01:16:59 I didn't know direction, so I didn't.
01:17:01 I don't really have much. Good. What
01:17:03 Know that Kevin Gates had
01:17:04 some interesting takes on cleaning the vagina.
01:17:08 Oh, hold on.
01:17:09 I like that one gave me.
01:17:11 I mean, yeah, he's good.
01:17:13 I thank God I had a grandmother, you know, that taught me
01:17:15 and raised me and love me.
01:17:17 Missed loads of killing, you know, a woman opposed to putting on soap on a boy.
01:17:22 Don't impose to go, you know, it cleans itself.
01:17:26 You cleaning internally and self-cleaning
01:17:30 value yourself Go from the Oh, like my oven.
01:17:35 So as far as cleaning yourself, probably a lot of people I use wash read
01:17:39 I love there's a derm as they Will Ferrell movie where she
01:17:42 they talk about her doing every day every day her no it there's that self part
01:17:47 yeah that's park make sure you do every day every day
01:17:52 that ruins it though that ruins a pussy.
01:17:55 Well I mean if you want that natural
01:17:58 No I think douche messes up the balance.
01:18:02 Yeah it is an it is a weird system of it should never be done.
01:18:07 Or I wonder if biochar is good for that too, because, you know,
01:18:10 they use charcoal as the filter.
01:18:12 And like the Britta the water filters, maybe charcoal would be good
01:18:18 for that to just put a flame and stick up there.
01:18:22 Great Perfect.
01:18:27 Oh, what are we doing?
01:18:34 Sound like it here? What's going on right now?
01:18:36 I'm waiting to play a fight.
01:18:37 And then we're talking about dirty pussy.
01:18:39 But he was pausing it so we could talk.
01:18:42 I think I'm done with that.
01:18:45 That's done.
01:18:47 All of you, man. Show
01:18:49 it to you.
01:18:51 I do have some mash ups.
01:18:52 I even made one over here.
01:18:53 Two good ones.
01:18:56 Oh, the one that kicks right at the right time is perfect.
01:19:00 I've had this video saved in my fladged rants inbox.
01:19:04 For some reason, it has nothing to do with the one that kicks Reddit.
01:19:07 Show it for the Brady Road Store.
01:19:11 I don't have to say it.
01:19:17 Hello,
01:19:18 How are you, bro?
01:19:19 He trains every single day.
01:19:22 Every single day.
01:19:25 I don't know what I'm going to
01:19:27 give up.
01:19:28 I got the lighter now.
01:19:31 I will let him go. 3 seconds.
01:19:33 Okay. One You know, he got he got.
01:19:35 He's out.
01:19:37 He's out there. That writer.
01:19:39 I tried to tell him, Where's my lighter?
01:19:41 The big guy made a mistake by away from my friend
01:19:45 crowd like a little guy's level when he walks away.
01:19:48 That's my favorite part. Get away from my friend, please.
01:19:50 Thank you, Friend.
01:19:51 Yeah, If you are, I'll fucking choke you out to it.
01:19:55 He's out. He's out.
01:19:56 Okay, Now, the funniest thing is the police officers
01:19:58 are not allowed to use that chokehold, even though it's probably the best dudes.
01:20:02 It's dude, What's that word?
01:20:04 Jujitsu. Jitsu. Move safe.
01:20:07 As long as you don't. You know. As long as you don't hold him till he dies.
01:20:10 He put the in Nugent's says
01:20:14 that there was an inappropriate term.
01:20:17 Jiu jitsu.
01:20:19 Jiu jitsu?
01:20:22 It might be
01:20:25 mash up.
01:20:25 This is you
01:20:27 guys Out
01:20:30 is the color of dirt.
01:20:33 It is
01:20:37 purely
01:20:42 what weapon?
01:20:44 It's there.
01:20:47 There's me.
01:20:57 He was against.
01:21:08 I'll be right back.
01:21:09 I have to go find a new jabber.
01:21:29 That wasn't good timing.
01:21:50 Shake it, Gary.
01:21:51 Shake it,
01:21:53 shake it
01:21:56 back. Yeah, yeah.
01:21:57 Show that booty
01:21:59 arm. It didn't shake it
01:22:02 fucking it was that none.
01:22:06 Vlad, get swelled.
01:22:08 Well, yo,
01:22:10 largest.
01:22:33 It's composed
01:22:36 of that song.
01:22:37 Sometimes the mash ups can end a little sooner.
01:22:41 Didn't do well to
01:22:43 to avoid running into a dead end later.
01:22:45 Maybe we bust out a deer flag really quick.
01:22:49 Okay. You mean before he leaves?
01:22:52 Oh. Oh,
01:22:55 no. We don't want you to leave. Ever.
01:22:56 We want you to stay for the whole show.
01:22:58 Always be alive Forever.
01:23:01 Forever.
01:23:07 Dear Freddy,
01:23:09 it's been two years and I haven't been able to get over my first love.
01:23:13 I just graduated from high school and I'll soon be 18.
01:23:17 Sounds hard, but I still can't get used to the idea that he's gone.
01:23:21 When we broke up, he made me feel like dirt.
01:23:26 We had been a couple since my freshman year and he dumped me
01:23:30 at the beginning of my junior year because I didn't want to give him my virginity.
01:23:34 Later, I discovered he had been cheating on me with his best friend.
01:23:38 Please help Signed.
01:23:39 Can't move on.
01:23:42 His best friend was a chick.
01:23:43 That's a red flag. It's been two years. Freddy.
01:23:46 Move on, your kid.
01:23:48 Go on, live your life.
01:23:50 You imbecile.
01:23:52 Also, I still haven't gotten over my high school of
01:24:00 just a joke you threw in at the end or none of it.
01:24:03 We have a name. Melanie. Melanie.
01:24:06 We have a last name. Melanie? Yes.
01:24:09 Are you going to give it She's still alive?
01:24:12 Yes. It's a Melanie Martinez.
01:24:16 Melanie livered Melanie Griffith.
01:24:22 What school did you go to?
01:24:23 What's your sociology, Right, Holly?
01:24:27 Oh, shit. You said it, Holly.
01:24:28 And like, it must say, probably only Broncos football rules, too.
01:24:34 So the Mount Holly 19?
01:24:36 Yeah, that's in Mount Holly.
01:24:37 As in Renaissance Festival, it is her last name
01:24:41 as a Melanie Holly that went to Holly in 1990.
01:24:44 What? What I would be weird coincidence.
01:24:47 That would be there was a Kelly Green which is also a color
01:24:52 I found her.
01:24:53 She she had blond hair. I found her mugshot.
01:24:57 Nice.
01:24:57 Melanie. Holly. Whitney.
01:25:00 Nice. That her?
01:25:02 No, I've.
01:25:05 I've got to stop saying I was going to start saying to some names a joke,
01:25:07 but I may see something real, so I'm going to stop before I say something.
01:25:10 Okay. Good. Good idea.
01:25:13 What did you like?
01:25:14 I kept my coworker anonymous by calling him Dave,
01:25:17 which is his actual name.
01:25:20 I'm not sure you understand the definition.
01:25:22 Anonymous. Oh, that's one.
01:25:24 You're one of those things.
01:25:26 You just change definition of words and make them suit your own whim.
01:25:30 Exactly. I'm just.
01:25:32 I'm whimsical like that.
01:25:33 Like religion or freedom or woman.
01:25:37 Oh, no, no.
01:25:38 Dave just doesn't like lazy people.
01:25:40 And who. Who does?
01:25:43 But I could.
01:25:44 I could point out plenty of things that Dave is being lazy about in his life.
01:25:48 So for him to make such accusations is, I'm sure, asinine.
01:25:51 I well, everyone thinks they do more than everyone else.
01:25:55 Well, yeah, because I do. I'm sorry.
01:25:58 They do.
01:26:00 I used to wear too many hats.
01:26:02 Now I just wear the one.
01:26:04 But no, used to be
01:26:06 like in, in, in the Snapple,
01:26:10 in the Snapple business there was a delivery driver
01:26:13 which I was a salesperson which I was which the merchandizer
01:26:18 which I was, and the warehouse worker, we called them loaders, which I was.
01:26:23 So that's too many hats.
01:26:26 But it's job security.
01:26:30 It is job security.
01:26:33 I've got fairly decent job security.
01:26:35 There's only three of us that do my job, but it really requires two people.
01:26:39 So I guess I'm low on the totem pole.
01:26:41 So I'm first man out.
01:26:42 So never mind.
01:26:45 Hour and a half, not one hit.
01:26:46 So I'm doing better.
01:26:47 But now it's time to go pick up the tires.
01:26:51 So I.
01:26:57 Oh, we go,
01:27:01 oh, so the
01:27:07 oh, wow,
01:27:12 you guys are super high schoolers that I don't smoke.
01:27:15 Anyway, that's my favorite segment.
01:27:18 Yeah. Everything you know about weed, you learn from a book yesterday.
01:27:21 Yeah. We've heard the schtick before.
01:27:23 Yeah. Yeah.
01:27:25 You knock off camera every time. Hi, Mom.
01:27:28 I'm camouflage.
01:27:30 Here's something for mama Fun.
01:27:30 I like little boys, Pee wee wee jibber.
01:27:33 I like to jigger them on the inside,
01:27:37 short and sweet.
01:27:38 So I like to draw them on the inside.
01:27:43 So we all play a game one time.
01:27:45 It's like our own Mad Libs.
01:27:47 What do you suppose you were saying there instead of jibber?
01:27:51 Oh, yeah, I know what it is.
01:27:53 I believe that.
01:27:54 Well yeah, I heard you say it originally.
01:27:56 I may even have a script,
01:28:00 but do you know anybody want to guess that word?
01:28:04 That's
01:28:07 touch.
01:28:08 I like little boys.
01:28:09 Pee wee, wee jibber I like.
01:28:11 So Pee wee wee.
01:28:15 I don't remember what that one was.
01:28:16 Pee wee wee job.
01:28:18 But the next one be like little boys pee pee wee wee jibber.
01:28:21 I like to jigger them on the inside
01:28:25 so not touch.
01:28:26 Nope.
01:28:27 Finger starts with a t
01:28:29 tongue.
01:28:31 Oh. Whoa. All right, this is a bit.
01:28:33 This is a bad game tickle. That's it.
01:28:35 We have a winner.
01:28:36 Oh, no, man.
01:28:38 You win nothing.
01:28:40 You could do that with your doll.
01:28:42 You win.
01:28:43 Nothing you could do that with your tongue.
01:28:46 I am not going to do a little ride with my tongue.
01:28:50 Did you guys know there's a new Wonka movie?
01:28:53 No. Did you know there's a new Wonka musical?
01:28:57 Oh Yeah,
01:29:00 but it's a it's a back story.
01:29:03 You mean G on Wonka Origin story?
01:29:06 Yeah.
01:29:07 What did I back Story.
01:29:10 Oh, okay. Yeah, it's an origin story.
01:29:12 It's a biopic.
01:29:14 It's a biopic.
01:29:17 No, it's not a biopic.
01:29:21 It's a biopic.
01:29:24 Minder with you.
01:29:27 Oh, I'll be right back.
01:29:29 I have to go find a new chapter.
01:29:33 It works both ways.
01:29:34 He had to vapes
01:29:38 here. He works.
01:29:39 Yeah, it works both ways. It was in Turkey.
01:29:42 A barrel
01:29:44 liquor is not a vanilla barrel oil.
01:29:48 Delicious.
01:29:49 People have which men on their hands to make so many drinks.
01:29:52 Well, the profit off them.
01:29:54 So you can't blame them right?
01:29:57 I can blame them. I just did.
01:29:59 I mean, they don't have a podcast, so I mean
01:30:02 right.
01:30:03 They give you a couple of people are like, starting to piss me.
01:30:07 I'm like, You understand?
01:30:08 I'm holding the lot back.
01:30:10 I have like I could rant to three or four people every week
01:30:14 right?
01:30:18 You should hurt.
01:30:20 You can't even walk into a fucking subway without
01:30:24 talking bush.
01:30:25 Talking about drinks.
01:30:25 Dick again it's getting harder.
01:30:27 No, no, we're not.
01:30:29 No, it's definitely not. And definitely not.
01:30:30 Definitely saying about half cocked, but if you squeeze it at the base,
01:30:33 you can make it look about three quarters cocked.
01:30:36 But they make it hard on the base.
01:30:38 So like the when they make rings for that
01:30:43 cock, sounds like you got some experience.
01:30:47 Hell yeah.
01:30:48 Do you never have one of conquering before the rings of the rings
01:30:52 and you never have. Never.
01:30:56 I never.
01:30:58 I never have either.
01:31:00 Where's the strangest place you've ever made?
01:31:01 Whoopee
01:31:03 But I agree.
01:31:04 Yeah, I've.
01:31:06 I've never very proud to admit that.
01:31:09 Yeah, my. My butthole is virgin as well.
01:31:11 My is still the same.
01:31:13 Like the Cedar Point Skyway. I'm like.
01:31:15 I'm like, Oh,
01:31:18 we didn't finish.
01:31:19 Yeah, it gets a public jacuzzi.
01:31:23 It doesn't work.
01:31:24 That was Melanie Water.
01:31:27 What? Oh, yeah.
01:31:28 You got you. Yeah.
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01:31:37 Who do you pull from the.
01:31:41 This is our our own Ed
01:31:43 understands you know I'm not for or against Trump
01:31:46 but still he went for Trump
01:31:50 I Trump actually he went to an event and got booed
01:31:53 and the news went nuts and said he got booed.
01:31:55 But what they forgot to cut out Talk about context.
01:31:57 Context was they were saying, fuck Joe Biden
01:32:00 and then booing, but they cut out the fuck Joe Biden part.
01:32:02 And the news actually portray that this UFC event people were booing Trump.
01:32:07 And I know that that crowd loves Trump.
01:32:10 You could easily see both clips.
01:32:12 I don't know who they thought
01:32:13 they were kidding and everyone clearly showed the liberal.
01:32:16 What about the Clippers.
01:32:18 CNN What about the fuck Joe Biden chant?
01:32:22 I have it don't make the nonpolitical so it's it's
01:32:26 pretty scary the everything that's going on,
01:32:30 all the manipulative nature
01:32:32 and you know, the dirt coming out just before the election right.
01:32:36 We're no different than North Korea.
01:32:38 Unfortunately.
01:32:39 We're just as manipulated as the North Korean people.
01:32:42 I think it's worse because at least North Korea,
01:32:44 they know that they live in a dictator. Yeah, right.
01:32:46 We still they still pass it off as some illusion here, right?
01:32:51 Oh, yes.
01:32:52 Although fucked up, I think that we are,
01:32:56 we said in jest, is also pretty ignorant
01:32:58 because I don't think we could have a show like this in North Korea.
01:33:02 Oh, no, no, no.
01:33:04 Dude, if you if you're white and you live in America,
01:33:07 you kind of hit the lottery as far as the social.
01:33:10 Oh, yeah, not anymore.
01:33:13 Yeah.
01:33:13 Still, you know, if you're a white male, America
01:33:17 can't navigate this social structure.
01:33:19 You're doing it wrong.
01:33:20 Oh, you're you're actually less are off nowadays.
01:33:24 We can.
01:33:24 I don't know why out of the white pass That's the demon
01:33:26 that's the demon of America these days is the white male a black American?
01:33:30 Black American hit the lotto, too, compared to somebody who lives in Malaysia
01:33:33 these days. Yeah. Yeah.
01:33:35 All the athletic prowess.
01:33:37 I mean, I work with people that get paid less than a dollar an hour,
01:33:42 like on a regular.
01:33:42 And they live they love it.
01:33:45 Why the suicide nets know Malaysia is worse than China?
01:33:50 Malaysia has the most person per square foot, per cab,
01:33:53 whatever that I don't know the right saying,
01:33:55 but if you have a square foot of space in Malaysia, there's probably ten people
01:33:58 living in it. It's that bad.
01:34:01 So the quality of living is just, you know, not great.
01:34:04 But they they seem to be real happy for
01:34:07 the entire country of Malaysia is jam packed with people.
01:34:11 I find that hard to believe,
01:34:14 too. Let's look.
01:34:15 The second you cross the border, it's like
01:34:18 you got a squeeze.
01:34:19 So I don't think it's all Malaysia, but it's the city
01:34:23 area of the people that I work with,
01:34:24 yeah, they need to spread out more is what the problem is.
01:34:26 They need to build more infrastructure and housing or huts.
01:34:31 Well.
01:34:32 JR have to walk about 2 minutes to find someone.
01:34:36 Really. You'd have to walk
01:34:38 three or 4 minutes to find someone.
01:34:41 I would have to walk seriously, 10 minutes before I find someone,
01:34:44 I'd walk straight to my neighbors.
01:34:48 I would walk straight to my neighbor.
01:34:49 Sue is literally like about
01:34:51 8 seconds.
01:34:53 Yeah, very last five, 4 seconds. Yeah.
01:34:56 I could just pound on the wall and listen.
01:34:57 Now, this one actually doesn't have.
01:35:00 Right?
01:35:01 You literally started pounding on the wall the second you said.
01:35:03 I just feel my beer go.
01:35:07 So the jurors in Malaysia, Singapore are more dense.
01:35:10 They're raised in China than here in China
01:35:14 as a whole.
01:35:17 So you go to the dirt
01:35:22 dirt hole?
01:35:25 Oh, yeah.
01:35:26 What do you what do you get out of the dirt?
01:35:29 I have lots of dirt.
01:35:30 Dirty the women to be like your boys.
01:35:34 The dirt ruined, your durian was lackluster.
01:35:37 And I don't think that one's done.
01:35:38 Oh, wait, do we have.
01:35:39 Do we have a spare?
01:35:40 Mainstream archeology is lying to us.
01:35:44 They had, like, three feet of biochar
01:35:48 in a civilization that had no business.
01:35:51 Knowing what that is, we didn't catch up hundreds of years.
01:35:55 Why do you think that we lose technology?
01:35:57 Do you think it just gets lost or do you think it's purposely,
01:36:00 nefariously destroyed by the victor of a war, for example
01:36:04 like which
01:36:09 which one do you want to answer?
01:36:10 The other ones are
01:36:13 which in the case,
01:36:16 in the case of the original South Americans,
01:36:20 they were wiped out by smallpox mumps and measles.
01:36:26 The diseases that were
01:36:27 carried by the Spanish conquistadors and their first visited
01:36:32 so that by the second visit everyone was dead.
01:36:38 We wiped out
01:36:39 their entire civilization with just transmission of diseases.
01:36:43 But don't you think we should have stolen something like first?
01:36:47 Yeah, we should have at least observed
01:36:49 or paid attention instead of just egotistically wiping them out.
01:36:52 Yeah. So you think that they just all died and then we just left all their.
01:36:55 All their shit and never touched it? We.
01:36:59 They died. Yeah. They died and didn't.
01:37:02 Yeah. You don't touch anything if you're dead.
01:37:04 This is exactly what the people that I was.
01:37:08 I was looking to survive. Everyone died.
01:37:11 I was looking for a specific answer from you.
01:37:13 And I thought, Oh, we're going to say, because they it because it was opposite
01:37:17 of their religion.
01:37:18 No, because I know that's
01:37:21 what happened to some religions
01:37:22 to destroy technology because they thought it was like the devil.
01:37:25 I know.
01:37:26 Yeah.
01:37:26 Religion has been very destructive to advancement. Yes.
01:37:31 It's also been very pivotal to advancement as well.
01:37:34 Yeah.
01:37:35 Well, the Tower of Babylon, for example, trying to reach the reason most bridges
01:37:39 were constructed by Christians was because there was no one else to do the job.
01:37:45 They weren't trying to reach heaven.
01:37:47 Well, I would just say, regardless good or regret,
01:37:51 regardless of you want to say that there was an afterlife or not,
01:37:53 the threat of there being an afterlife is what's instilled
01:37:58 unity and freedom brought that up.
01:38:01 And so if I people
01:38:03 go ahead and
01:38:05 and brainwash them the surgeons and the surgeons that had the eyes
01:38:09 looking at them in the surgery room and they had to say that.
01:38:14 And I think that's what
01:38:16 you'd do with a human being.
01:38:21 I guess you don't get that.
01:38:24 You don't get people on my side say there was no global for myself.
01:38:30 There was no there was zero Global Fund.
01:38:32 There was never ever a global flood before.
01:38:35 So I, I have a theory on that.
01:38:37 The whole world used to be messed Mesopotamia.
01:38:40 So if that one basin flooded, they would think the whole world flooded.
01:38:43 The flood is Oh yeah,
01:38:45 just because they said the whole world, every single culture,
01:38:48 everywhere around the world has a flood myth, every one of them.
01:38:52 Just because they just because their story
01:38:55 said the whole world flooded doesn't mean it was the whole globe, right?
01:38:59 Yeah. Yes.
01:39:00 If if all of the ice was melted, would there be any landmass
01:39:03 sticking out or would we all be underwater?
01:39:06 All of them, All the mountains would be popping out.
01:39:10 Okay, So we
01:39:11 we know that or we're just estimating it.
01:39:15 We can safely assume, I mean, educated where
01:39:20 all the land would be covered by water.
01:39:23 But because there's a whole range
01:39:26 of variety of
01:39:29 that's igneous magically,
01:39:31 because this is a globe. Globe because it is a globe.
01:39:35 Allegedly.
01:39:37 Allegedly.
01:39:39 So I got some dirt
01:39:43 because I knew you had me on this.
01:39:46 This is great.
01:39:49 There we go.
01:39:51 This is a great often
01:39:54 pretty choppy photo or getting real little words.
01:39:58 Doesn't matter. It's just the video.
01:40:00 He's not that impressive of a video.
01:40:03 He's a guy everybody got behind the camera,
01:40:07 so he's not like a second
01:40:11 wind up.
01:40:12 He can take an impressive 12 minutes.
01:40:14 Don't get stuck using just
01:40:17 what she's done with his data.
01:40:19 And trust me, she would be loyal to the
01:40:23 Bush right now.
01:40:40 I'll be right back.
01:40:42 I have to go find a new chapter.
01:40:44 She says that the Syrians.
01:40:48 Sorry, has to put you back right.
01:41:00 She can't, you know. No.
01:41:02 You take the home that is.
01:41:05 Yes. Yes.
01:41:09 He's a free man now.
01:41:11 Oh, I keep on
01:41:14 going
01:41:17 every time
01:41:21 he moves.
01:41:26 Well,
01:41:28 it's critical she stay down and that's
01:41:32 you know,
01:41:35 they don't
01:41:36 work nights in a place like this, right now.
01:41:46 But it's a by
01:42:01 beautiful.
01:42:03 What do you think of that, Gary?
01:42:07 Jean-Luc
01:42:09 Kirk,
01:42:11 Anyone?
01:42:13 Hello.
01:42:14 What the dog doing?
01:42:16 So I had to go.
01:42:18 Well, blah, blah, blah.
01:42:20 What happened when I got away?
01:42:24 The copper lady.
01:42:26 The copper is such a baby.
01:42:31 What are we doing?
01:42:32 What's going on? We're doing a podcast.
01:42:35 Okay, I'm a
01:42:37 first time caller, longtime listener
01:42:43 here.
01:42:44 Flagg.
01:42:45 I've got a small group of women friends I've been I've known since childhood.
01:42:49 One of them talks about behind our backs.
01:42:52 She's sweet and nice to our faces, but as soon as our backs are turned,
01:42:56 she can't wait to dish the dirt.
01:43:00 She really hurt my feelings last time.
01:43:03 I haven't spoke to her in almost three months and I am stress free.
01:43:07 Am I being childish, signed, peeved in
01:43:10 Pennsylvania?
01:43:14 Listen, penis.
01:43:15 Yes, it was it.
01:43:19 Yeah, it's.
01:43:22 It's. You nailed it.
01:43:23 If you have to ask, the answer's yes.
01:43:26 Yes, It's always true.
01:43:29 My being a jerk. Yes.
01:43:33 My wrong. Yes.
01:43:36 How does my penis listen?
01:43:40 Is it to my penis?
01:43:41 There's a vein
01:43:42 in the in the afterlife.
01:43:44 It can here.
01:43:46 Can it?
01:43:49 In the afterlife.
01:43:49 My penis can hear.
01:43:51 That's what I think we go to get T-shirts printed up
01:43:54 is the easiest thing to do is why not in the afterlife?
01:43:59 Your penis can't hear.
01:44:01 Are you quoting Prince?
01:44:04 My penis can't hear the Prince lyric.
01:44:06 I don't think that's a prince Lyrics lyric My penis can hear.
01:44:12 I could hear it in a voice.
01:44:16 Go back to the people
01:44:18 who throw nice.
01:44:26 So I have a mash up of a mash up.
01:44:28 Oh please bring it on.
01:44:31 I posted a link. Did anybody watch it?
01:44:33 Nope. Yes, I did.
01:44:35 I'm not sure how it worked out.
01:44:37 You're going to be all right. It was great.
01:44:39 What was that? The one that was.
01:44:41 It was lockstep.
01:44:42 It was saying it was really good work.
01:44:44 Created this first one, and then I just mashed it.
01:44:48 Years and years of his work.
01:44:49 And so, like, 30 seconds, I think you smashed up
01:44:52 crazy and teenagers and rituals. Yes.
01:44:55 That wrong?
01:44:56 That was the most recent one I watched.
01:44:58 So I thought I answered the age old question.
01:45:00 What would happen if you mashed up a mash up?
01:45:04 Yeah.
01:45:05 If we would go back in time or achieve some type of afterlife,
01:45:09 we cannot be simply death
01:45:11 and we don't break the universe.
01:45:16 Ten years ago.
01:45:17 But they had fun,
01:45:19 so I did have to pick up the phone
01:45:23 and speed it up a little bit because of copyright,
01:45:26 it probably sped it up again to to match
01:45:29 because it took your speed and then matched.
01:45:32 It has to change all of the contract
01:45:35 unless it's all 20.
01:45:36 Everything's 120 now anyways.
01:45:37 No, but initially I did pitch up because I was trying to avoid copyright
01:45:40 for some reason.
01:45:41 Some of those are copyrighted, some of them didn't.
01:45:43 But it's such a stupid game.
01:45:46 If somebody stole my music
01:45:48 and change the pitch by one half step, I'd be like, Dude,
01:45:51 to steal my music.
01:45:52 You're stealing it. And right, right. Okay.
01:45:54 Like shit.
01:45:55 So God bless you. Show this.
01:45:58 I mean, just slap your monetization on and take the money.
01:46:01 I don't care.
01:46:01 Nobody's watching it anyway. No.
01:46:07 So that.
01:46:17 Right.
01:46:19 So Johnny
01:46:30 Logan,
01:46:32 I like the work in the back.
01:46:39 I don't even hear lazy.
01:46:42 Yeah.
01:46:44 One of the words that,
01:46:46 you know, chrome on the wheel.
01:46:48 I'm a drawing of a real
01:47:01 I got it.
01:47:04 I tried to play
01:47:07 with it after revive Make back out.
01:47:25 You got to get on my show
01:47:29 me Look, I was good
01:47:32 when you got to get you
01:47:46 know, you got to get
01:47:49 out of
01:47:53 three match ups.
01:47:55 Brady must
01:47:59 kill.
01:47:59 I do his feet into the air.
01:48:00 I get zero credit.
01:48:03 All right? I didn't work.
01:48:05 I was going to say, imagine all the work that George did to mix those two up.
01:48:09 It probably at least a day or two, right?
01:48:12 Oh, yeah.
01:48:13 I fretted,
01:48:15 I guess the audio quality too much because it's.
01:48:18 It's the instrumental.
01:48:21 And then I slept a cappella over it and Acapulco
01:48:23 just ripped from the original song and then the instrumental
01:48:27 is the instrumental without the lyrics on it.
01:48:29 So to try to
01:48:31 it should be very much like you should just play place them on each other.
01:48:34 But it's not always that simple. And then
01:48:40 I don't think that
01:48:41 one I did specifically, but several of them, I forget what
01:48:45 the name of the plug and I used,
01:48:49 but it's a very, very unique plug in where
01:48:54 it matches. I've used it.
01:48:55 I've used it on a couple of those.
01:48:57 It'll match the cadence of the speech.
01:48:58 Right.
01:48:59 So you could say
01:49:03 I went and fucked myself and I could say I wouldn't fuck myself.
01:49:08 And it's going to take it's going to take my cadence and match it
01:49:11 because it can understand the speech patterns
01:49:14 when it comes to the words in the waveform
01:49:17 and it puts the cadence there.
01:49:20 So in, in a couple of those Jay-Z mash
01:49:23 ups, it's actually me behind his voice that actually is rapping,
01:49:29 rapping on Pattern to the song,
01:49:32 and it matches that patterning.
01:49:35 Now, it's not perfect.
01:49:36 There are there are certain instances where I've clipped in and kind of readjust
01:49:42 it myself, but in a couple of those it is actually me.
01:49:46 It's it's pretty cool. Actually.
01:49:48 I forgot the fuck the name of the
01:49:50 my ankle like an asshole here.
01:49:53 I think the name of the make more with the name of that plugin is.
01:49:57 Yeah I was I got into those to bring immigration.
01:50:02 Did we have that last time?
01:50:05 No, I was going to say there was a while ago.
01:50:09 I was thinking I do kind of miss some
01:50:13 what we used to
01:50:14 do, which was I missed what we sounded like it.
01:50:17 Yeah, kind of like a rant off with these picker.
01:50:21 We'll.
01:50:22 Yeah,
01:50:24 let's do one. No matter how stupid it is.
01:50:26 Or am I going to bring it all again because I still talk
01:50:31 about muddying the back off or just,
01:50:34 you know, muddy the waters.
01:50:35 Every time I see Muddy Waters, I add it to the picker wheels.
01:50:39 So it's gotten a little bit ridiculous.
01:50:43 It was already ridiculous.
01:50:45 So now it's, Oh, no, I still have one, two, three, four
01:50:48 one 234
01:50:51 090 34
01:51:00 Perfect.
01:51:01 Let's say cheese and cheese.
01:51:05 Is that really say cheese?
01:51:07 It says cheese.
01:51:08 It doesn't, you know.
01:51:09 No, she says that.
01:51:12 You know what?
01:51:12 Cheeses just don't bring into it
01:51:16 rant I'm I'm pro rant 001
01:51:21 those a real cheese at a debate that everyone is negative
01:51:24 everyone is can
01:51:28 oh okay
01:51:30 raises our cholesterol it's going to kill us all.
01:51:34 I will die of congestive heart failure
01:51:37 I eat too much cheese
01:51:40 and my pizza dripping with grease and I love it
01:51:43 and I'll eat an extra slice of it's extra dripping with grease.
01:51:47 Cheese will be the death of me,
01:51:51 cheese and death, etc..
01:52:01 Me Oh, cheese or cheese.
01:52:04 What was
01:52:06 what was the
01:52:06 question for How many guests do I get?
01:52:09 They're both sorry.
01:52:10 I'll draw you both sides.
01:52:12 You can't.
01:52:13 Hey, what's playing something?
01:52:14 Fucking both sides. The cheese. He said that?
01:52:16 Oh, it's delicious.
01:52:17 But it's going to come only
01:52:20 look worst.
01:52:23 Can you say about something other than it's going to kill you?
01:52:28 Well, you still.
01:52:31 Well, we're getting
01:52:34 so cheese and cheese.
01:52:35 And it's a high protein.
01:52:38 Very high protein snack protein.
01:52:41 Yeah, but it should be just done in moderation.
01:52:43 Like as everything.
01:52:47 I think
01:52:49 the longer something grows, I think the better it is for you.
01:52:52 If you got pretty quick, if you got isn't it.
01:52:55 Yeah. GROSS Quick.
01:52:57 If you go Lucifer a little bind that shit up little if you're
01:53:00 if you're rich cheese is the shit you scrape off your food.
01:53:02 If your poor cheese is your food.
01:53:06 Oh, I'm I'm okay.
01:53:09 Brady won that one. Anybody
01:53:13 does.
01:53:13 Yeah.
01:53:15 It's fucking hilarious.
01:53:21 All right.
01:53:21 I didn't did not see that one coming.
01:53:26 You know what?
01:53:26 I hate to say it, but I'm throttling myself all the time.
01:53:31 Yeah, that sounds hot.
01:53:33 Yeah,
01:53:34 it sounds dirty.
01:53:36 Means I think it means that sounds fucking hot.
01:53:39 You going to post are you going to put some pictures of you while laying in bed
01:53:42 and whacking your half, half quarter hard dick off half the base?
01:53:46 I'm going to I masturbate halfhearted
01:53:50 you're going to squeeze out of the base
01:53:53 unipolar drink the if you have a concrete you don't have to squeeze at the base.
01:53:57 It frees up both your hands to do other things.
01:54:00 Talking about
01:54:02 concrete,
01:54:04 I've never used
01:54:04 the four nine or something like that rings again.
01:54:07 Johnny Cochran, You were referring to my reference of conquering.
01:54:10 I just clarified that if it comes up again, we're going to have to demonstrate.
01:54:15 Yes, conquering is a life hack.
01:54:17 If you're
01:54:19 if you're at an age where you have to keep your base tight,
01:54:21 whatever the fuck you guys record when you're talking
01:54:22 about keeping the blood to make it hard. Right?
01:54:25 I just suggested
01:54:26 you could use a rubber band for your conquering to keep it hard
01:54:29 and keep both your hands free so you're her.
01:54:31 Don't have to hold it or him. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
01:54:33 How would that
01:54:35 over band the rules of broccoli together?
01:54:39 Asparagus, not broccoli.
01:54:40 Oh I love those for like yeah I love those for just rubber bands.
01:54:44 Also wear them for wristbands for
01:54:47 I had one.
01:54:48 Okay.
01:54:49 You wear a wristband.
01:54:50 We had an episode about that.
01:54:51 The plug in the plug in I was talking about is called vocalizing.
01:54:55 I forget who makes it, but vocal line is the the plug in.
01:54:59 Oh, you came up with it.
01:55:01 Karen Newman and the line we saw need sponsors
01:55:06 we really we we give so much press makes a vocal line
01:55:10 and to be clear we are making zero money so all these are actual
01:55:15 honest referrals and
01:55:18 editorial fun.
01:55:20 I would I would say that were
01:55:23 we were making negative because we could be using this to actually
01:55:27 something like that.
01:55:29 We can monetize it. Please, I can't.
01:55:31 But the Broccoli Foundation is going to come what are they called?
01:55:34 The Broccoli Council is going to come after us, cancel us because,
01:55:39 oh, next week we're covering broccoli.
01:55:41 Because broccoli is my best example of natural fractals.
01:55:45 I like if you take a one of my employees
01:55:50 and look at both and they look the same, and then you put a little piece
01:55:53 on the little piece and that looks like the enormous star.
01:55:58 But every single piece of broccoli looks like every single piece of broccoli.
01:56:02 That's what the guy, man, that Jim Carrey meant when he said tetrahedron.
01:56:06 He even broccoli.
01:56:08 What you know, what's the score?
01:56:11 I thought he meant fractals mean
01:56:14 he didn't mean What did I mean?
01:56:16 My Broccoli.
01:56:18 What did you say?
01:56:18 Jim Carrey said tetrahedron.
01:56:21 He meant fractal. The world.
01:56:23 Whole world is made out of broccoli.
01:56:25 What's that? Perfect. Right.
01:56:27 And what's that? Perfect.
01:56:30 Perfect fractal.
01:56:32 Oh, the the little browser Fibonacci
01:56:37 sequence Jim Carrey was trying to say it is.
01:56:40 It's talking about, you know what?
01:56:42 Your voice sounds the same, but you're wait a fucked it up.
01:56:47 Your voice changed, but your breath still smells the same.
01:56:51 There it is.
01:56:52 You can fuck it up. Second try is always the best.
01:56:55 I achieved it.
01:56:55 I took a second, I connected the dots and I got it.
01:56:59 On a scale from 1 to 10, my friend.
01:57:01 Yo fuck.
01:57:05 I think I have one more dirty mash up.
01:57:09 Oh, good.
01:57:11 Are we just with poison?
01:57:13 30 degree?
01:57:14 Oh, no.
01:57:15 You're not going to do another deer flood.
01:57:17 You're really good.
01:57:18 I, I do more good.
01:57:20 I just love. I'm going to.
01:57:22 I'm so proud
01:57:23 that we're getting through everything I think I've mailed in the last one.
01:57:28 Maybe mailed them.
01:57:29 You mean your.
01:57:29 Yes. Your. Yes.
01:57:30 The answer that wasn't Yeah. Is yes.
01:57:33 That wasn't what we were expecting.
01:57:36 Oh dear. Flag.
01:57:39 Well that's.
01:57:41 I invited a friend to spend the weekend with me and my parents.
01:57:44 Yeah, my parents invited a friend to spend the weekend with me
01:57:48 and my parents and parents and me, you know, on my parent's boat.
01:57:53 She insisted that she must shower twice a day as that's her usual routine.
01:57:58 She said she can't wake up without a shower and needs the shower to be clean.
01:58:02 At the end of the day, I believe showering twice a day is excessive.
01:58:06 Even showering once a day is a necessary.
01:58:08 Unless someone has been working or exposed to dirt.
01:58:12 I think I've been criticized
01:58:15 for judging for judging her hygiene habits.
01:58:18 They say she may from a germ phobia.
01:58:22 I have known her mom for more than ten years
01:58:24 and she has worked as a professional cleaning lady.
01:58:27 I don't think she's a germaphobe, but high maintenance and vain
01:58:31 who I suggest.
01:58:33 I suggested she come up with face
01:58:36 cloths and wipes and shower once a day.
01:58:39 The lake is so clean you don't need to shower after a swim.
01:58:44 For anyone who doesn't understand why I'm questioning this, it's
01:58:46 because fresh water on a boat is in limited supply.
01:58:51 I should.
01:58:52 I should, I guess, be asked to comply
01:58:54 with the host's request or must the host comply with the guests?
01:58:58 Unusual demands?
01:59:00 How should this be handled?
01:59:02 Signed. Go jump in the lake.
01:59:05 Compromise.
01:59:06 I'm sorry. I have to compromise on this one.
01:59:09 Normally one side wins and the other side loses.
01:59:13 And I am saying split the difference.
01:59:16 One shower day,
01:59:19 which is probably half what everybody else is getting.
01:59:21 That's all. That's what she said.
01:59:24 Suggested she could wash up with face cloths and wipes and shower once a day.
01:59:29 Now, I will say when there have been times I shame,
01:59:33 there's been times when I've been working in a shop
01:59:35 where, you know, waking up and taking a shower.
01:59:37 Sometimes will wake you up.
01:59:38 Usually I don't.
01:59:39 But when I come home, I definitely want a shower after that.
01:59:42 Yeah.
01:59:43 And there's been plenty of times where I spend
01:59:45 my parents cottage or my girlfriend's cottage where, you know, it's
01:59:48 several days because we go on the lake every day, so.
01:59:51 Oh, right.
01:59:54 I'll always take a shower in the morning and in the evening.
01:59:58 There have been days I've taken three showers,
02:00:02 so I really
02:00:04 I tend to side with the shower lady, except
02:00:08 shower, you know, take a shower.
02:00:11 What if you're taken three showers and somebody has taken none,
02:00:13 then there's clearly a problem, right?
02:00:15 If there's only so much water, I think the problem is going to the third shower.
02:00:20 The problem I have
02:00:23 and then I do something else.
02:00:25 The dirty take another shot.
02:00:28 Is is it just a rinse or is it a
02:00:32 She doesn't wash.
02:00:33 It doesn't wash his hair, if that's what you're asking.
02:00:35 Yeah. Okay.
02:00:36 That's probably what it is.
02:00:37 It's so much the last time he's in there.
02:00:39 He doesn't need shampoo that goes away for the body wash and calls it a day.
02:00:44 Most my showers are like a quick five minute.
02:00:48 And if you take a three day, you don't really need to,
02:00:50 you know, like feel you spend too much time in military.
02:00:55 You got one of those maintenance, one of those marine showerheads
02:00:57 with the shampoo slash soap that comes out of it all at the same time, right?
02:01:00 Yeah. Yeah.
02:01:01 That was actually a five second glass
02:01:04 script that offered in a five second blast.
02:01:06 And you're done.
02:01:08 It's like a car wash.
02:01:09 It's like a car wash.
02:01:11 It keeps you moving.
02:01:13 It's in typically when you get sick.
02:01:16 I'm making all this up.
02:01:18 Whatever microbe or whatever is on you, whatever virus is on you,
02:01:21 it attaches to your beard, your hair, your hand or your fingernail or whatever.
02:01:24 And typically you're going to shove it into your body while you sleep.
02:01:27 So showering at night is always better,
02:01:30 but it's no better for me when I sleep.
02:01:34 I don't do anything into my body regularly.
02:01:36 You do
02:01:37 you rub your face or do things that you're normally conscious, like unconscious.
02:01:40 You're not conscious when you're when you're sleeping, you're less conscious.
02:01:43 Can we agree? Yeah, but no.
02:01:45 The nose and the ear, that's probably the only place where they state the.
02:01:49 The research found that most COVID was spread
02:01:52 from outside of your body into your vocal cords while you slept.
02:01:56 But if you wash, you wash it off your face
02:01:58 and out of your nasal passage before it goes down there, you can stop.
02:02:02 So ever since I heard that,
02:02:03 I always shower at night, especially if I'm around people.
02:02:06 But then you wake up in the morning and even I don't care.
02:02:08 I don't care what I look like.
02:02:09 I can put on a hat, which I never do, but I could, you know, like a hat.
02:02:14 But you need that shower in the morning to wake up.
02:02:16 So I usually take
02:02:17 just a rinse off, shower in the morning, and a real shower at night.
02:02:20 So having a beard attributes to the spread of diseases.
02:02:24 Dude. Yeah.
02:02:25 Do you know how dirty?
02:02:26 See, when you touch it constantly, when you constantly stroke.
02:02:29 But if you don't have a beer, it's so good for you.
02:02:33 If you don't have a beard, it goes right in.
02:02:35 There's no filter at all.
02:02:37 Is what it what Fibonacci God, nature, mother nature,
02:02:41 spark whatever you want to call the shit that created this stuff.
02:02:44 Puts hair back, puts hair around your holes
02:02:47 for a reason.
02:02:51 Right.
02:02:51 So would like what was. I don't know.
02:02:53 That was always my argument.
02:02:54 If if if Spock would have intended us to have masks on her face,
02:02:58 we would have had we would have evolved one already.
02:03:00 Like our lip would go over our head if it was more healthy.
02:03:03 Right?
02:03:03 Yeah.
02:03:04 What is what is most other hair in our body?
02:03:06 Maintain a
02:03:08 manageable length in a sense.
02:03:10 And why does our head in are exactly what I said?
02:03:13 Because your arm doesn't need the same protection
02:03:15 that your mouth does or your so but if people grow beards all the way down
02:03:19 to, you know their cock eyebrows do that makes that well,
02:03:24 I don't know for sure will maybe grow longer
02:03:27 but it's not going to grow it obnoxious because that's just protecting the small
02:03:29 push it doesn't have a chance to or isn't
02:03:33 my bush.
02:03:34 Do you know what's what's the whole point of having long hair?
02:03:37 Like, why is that even possible with your brain.
02:03:39 I mean, if you're asking me, that's okay.
02:03:41 Well, when it started, your body's in your fucking ass.
02:03:44 Your body is an Easter egg, and the hair is the grass in the Easter basket.
02:03:49 If you
02:03:49 have a hair that's down in your ass, what's the average in that?
02:03:53 It's actually a disadvantage.
02:03:54 It's still a while.
02:03:56 It's your body's just saying, grow more hair around my head, grow more hair
02:03:59 on my head. And the side effect is it grows down your back.
02:04:01 It's not really that Well, why doesn't my arms do the same thing?
02:04:04 Because it's trying to blow open.
02:04:06 You don't have gaping open holes on your arms.
02:04:09 Yeah, I have gaping open holes on my head.
02:04:12 You know your brain? Yes.
02:04:14 You need a thicker layer. Well, you have. Yeah, you have.
02:04:16 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven holes on your head.
02:04:20 Yeah. Okay.
02:04:21 Well, I don't grow hair in my eyeballs.
02:04:23 What do you do?
02:04:24 My mouth over above your eyelashes?
02:04:27 It doesn't.
02:04:28 It doesn't hang over and droop and protect my eyes.
02:04:30 You know, it's literally just like in football.
02:04:33 My, aren't.
02:04:33 You're not.
02:04:34 The reason you have thick hair is for thicker protection in my opinion.
02:04:38 I'm not.
02:04:38 Why doesn't it?
02:04:39 Why do I protect my arms from the sun?
02:04:42 Does it does shave your hair should do it more.
02:04:46 Shave It should do better it.
02:04:48 Should do it better.
02:04:49 It should keep growing. Right?
02:04:51 Until it's a big bush. Until Sasquatch.
02:04:53 What if I'm Bigfoot? Let's just pontificate this.
02:04:56 What if protecting yourself completely from the sun?
02:04:58 You lose your vitamin D?
02:04:59 Maybe that's too unhealthy.
02:05:00 Too much protection is pride, too much ivory.
02:05:03 It's like, right in the sentence.
02:05:04 Too much is too much. I just said that out loud.
02:05:07 Too much is probably.
02:05:08 Why are you going to the graveyard now? No,
02:05:13 but I played this thing a long time ago.
02:05:16 We are
02:05:20 shittiest host ever.
02:05:24 Yeah.
02:05:25 What's the fact doing?
02:05:27 Yes, we're going to have that one.
02:05:29 You know,
02:05:30 we always say we're going to clip shows, but since I don't watch the show,
02:05:32 it's hard for to clip it.
02:05:36 Clip it,
02:05:39 Clip it.
02:05:39 In what sense, mother fucker, Take where you just said
02:05:42 what the fag doing and now that's a button I can push and play every show.
02:05:45 Yeah. So there is,
02:05:48 from what I've heard that having drops of
02:05:51 see the air, Gary works well because you can tell it's a little bit different
02:05:55 having drops of actual people from the show on the show
02:05:59 during while the show is going can confuse the audience.
02:06:03 But guess what?
02:06:03 Our audience probably is pretty confused anyway if they're watching this fucking
02:06:06 if there was shit show you don't care.
02:06:09 Woe is that your dog has had another dog.
02:06:12 That's a wolf. That's a wild animal.
02:06:14 That's the dog he got because they kind of fucked up the first dog
02:06:18 and they don't want to admit it. They didn't train it right.
02:06:20 And they kind of give it up on it.
02:06:21 And so they've got the new doesn't give up.
02:06:23 You get another dog.
02:06:25 So they get in the old dog.
02:06:27 It's not like they're that goes to my old just kind of broken
02:06:30 So they're like, you know what do you think of this?
02:06:33 I got an idea for a down low and dirty business puppy puppy rental.
02:06:37 You just you just rent a puppy.
02:06:39 And then when it gets old and you don't like it,
02:06:41 you just turn it and we give you another puppy. Oh,
02:06:44 I mean, maybe, you know, incorporate.
02:06:46 You don't actually ever bother
02:06:48 you just constantly leasing, but it keeps you on a newer model all the time.
02:06:51 You never you never have to worry about your dog dying.
02:06:54 I mean, as long as you don't think about it for even a second.
02:06:57 Sounds like it could be.
02:06:59 Well, because if you think about it for more than a second money realize
02:07:02 you realize every dog is dying.
02:07:05 You're just enjoying the better part.
02:07:08 But hey, we'll have some.
02:07:09 Well, everyone is going that says that, you know, we
02:07:12 we have a whole group of people that only want old dogs like Gary
02:07:14 so that, you know, they want to adopt your dog.
02:07:19 Oh, he may cut out. Yeah. So that's
02:07:22 my girlfriend and I actually came up with that idea.
02:07:24 If we ever had enough money that we didn't give a shit, but.
02:07:29 Or we could find a bunch of rich people that would want to pay us that, like, love
02:07:32 dog that much, but they don't have the means to take care of it because
02:07:37 I took care of my parents last dog
02:07:39 handicap for the last two years and
02:07:42 and I just feel bad for dogs that, you know, had somewhat of a full life
02:07:47 and then like the the owners don't have the means to
02:07:52 or the efforts or the want to be able to you know take them outside and
02:07:56 or they'll just get another dog and then the original dog gets neglected.
02:08:00 Well, they love it.
02:08:01 They love it.
02:08:02 But it's like, okay, we'll do like a dog shelter where we're like,
02:08:05 we'll take in all dogs that, you know, people don't want anymore.
02:08:10 And I guess like 1s1 side of it would be okay.
02:08:12 Rich people that can afford to pay us to give their dog the quality of life.
02:08:17 But at the same time,
02:08:18 there's probably a bunch of people that want their dog
02:08:20 to have a quality of life that just don't have the means to do it.
02:08:22 So that would be you know, we've talked about it kind of jokingly,
02:08:25 but yeah, I guess not jokingly, but they would tell you that we have to have
02:08:29 a lot of excess money to an easier to quality of life for an animal.
02:08:40 It depends on how much you love it.
02:08:42 Well, that is, if you love it, that
02:08:47 I mean, one,
02:08:49 two or three is all it really takes.
02:08:51 You have to do the whole clip.
02:08:55 But unfortunately,
02:08:56 we are stunted human beings.
02:09:00 We would.
02:09:01 It's real. I get it.
02:09:02 I know you're saving a dog on Nala.
02:09:05 Yeah. It's pretty selfish to have a pet.
02:09:06 I have a I have cats.
02:09:08 I know, I know. People don't like cat.
02:09:10 I'm not a cat person, but I have.
02:09:11 And nobody likes cats.
02:09:13 I Know I don't like my cats, but I love my cats.
02:09:17 I respect my cats because they don't give a shit.
02:09:19 They're like, I don't respect them.
02:09:21 I don't want a dog that just does whatever.
02:09:24 I mean, it's
02:09:26 like, she doesn't owe you.
02:09:27 It doesn't, you know, it actually does.
02:09:29 And you should see
02:09:31 Gary's other dog if you would.
02:09:33 I find weird dog does whatever the fuck eating at is.
02:09:35 Whether you're a cat or dog person, the dog or the cat has
02:09:38 you completely brainwashed somehow.
02:09:41 I don't know if it's just it's affection or it's cuteness or whatever, but
02:09:45 most human beings are literally gaga over an animal.
02:09:48 Very,
02:09:50 not logically.
02:09:52 You know, we depends on the depends on the animal.
02:09:54 It depends on the person, too.
02:09:56 Everything's always like that. But a typical human dog.
02:09:58 And I've seen people drag their dog long past.
02:10:03 It's like it's like they selfishly didn't want to lose their connection.
02:10:07 I understand it. I like it.
02:10:10 Maybe.
02:10:10 Maybe my family that
02:10:13 you know what?
02:10:13 It's as far as the way we look at dogs and they're they're they're a property.
02:10:18 You own them so you can do whatever the fuck you want with what you want.
02:10:21 Well, the dog.
02:10:22 The dog had a spinal stroke when it was five, four or five,
02:10:27 and my parents paid to kind of have surgery done and rehab.
02:10:31 The dog made it back. I'd say 95%.
02:10:34 But as it got towards this later age,
02:10:37 it was having a bum back right leg.
02:10:41 And so after a while she could get up on her own,
02:10:44 but she'd have to like pivot
02:10:46 and she would have a little bit and she was perfectly fine.
02:10:49 And then the last two years of, her life, she
02:10:52 it's a lot of this
02:10:53 couldn't she couldn't do it as much.
02:10:56 And so I bought her a doggie wheelchair walking wheels.
02:11:01 The walking wheels, dog wheelchair.
02:11:03 Yeah. I've got all kinds of video and shit. I've got the first one.
02:11:06 And it wasn't it for her, was it for you?
02:11:10 You felt that bad for the dog because the dog was just
02:11:14 it could be active.
02:11:15 It was fully mentally there.
02:11:16 It just was just couldn't get up as well.
02:11:19 And so it
02:11:21 so you slap it in this wheelchair and it could walk around and do just fine.
02:11:25 And so
02:11:27 we did that and towards the tail end of that, towards the,
02:11:31 you know, the end of the two years, I like the
02:11:33 the dog would potentially just kind of go in circles.
02:11:37 But she was fully alert and aware and she ended up weight passing away at home.
02:11:43 The dog would just go completely in circles and she could
02:11:47 she really aware with which I'm going to take a line from Gary which
02:11:51 which it's like it's like if you if you
02:11:55 it's like if you really love something
02:11:57 and you don't want to let it go, you want to keep it with you.
02:12:01 If you break a I guess I don't know the best
02:12:04 if you break a frog's leg, it's going to swim in circles.
02:12:07 If you break a bird's wing, it's going to fly in circles.
02:12:10 You know, if you if a dog only has three legs
02:12:14 and it in, it's going to kind of go in circles, of course,
02:12:18 as you will if you decide to call the tail a leg.
02:12:22 How many legs as a dog have?
02:12:25 Well, the tails on the leg.
02:12:27 But it was an Iraqi shepherd actually doesn't have a tail.
02:12:30 The dog still has four legs, no matter how stupid somebody else's.
02:12:35 Oh, yeah, I don't.
02:12:39 I just I think animals are amazing, but I think we
02:12:42 our dominion over them is our issue, not theirs.
02:12:46 Yeah, well, I will say it was one of the
02:12:50 greatest things I've done in my life is take care of that dog
02:12:54 and it's older stages of life.
02:12:57 Yes. It was very fulfilling for you I'm sure.
02:13:02 I think you're frozen
02:13:04 help. Yeah, right. One of 2%.
02:13:06 And it helped
02:13:08 so many of them get through.
02:13:13 But what I almost
02:13:16 I almost wanted to get a tattoo of a handicapped dog symbol on me.
02:13:21 I'm glad I didn't.
02:13:22 But what's a dog symbol?
02:13:25 Like a little dog in a wheelchair?
02:13:27 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:13:29 Is it. Does it exist really.
02:13:31 No. Yeah, it does. Dog handicapped.
02:13:41 I see a bunch of pictures,
02:13:42 but I don't see a logo sign.
02:13:48 Do they get.
02:13:48 Oh, so what, what was that.
02:13:50 What was most scary.
02:13:52 Do they get to park in a certain place and shit.
02:13:55 Yeah.
02:13:55 Yeah, exactly.
02:13:59 Yeah.
02:13:59 How do you feel about that? So I drive a car with.
02:14:01 With a handicapped plate on it and
02:14:05 because. Oh, I never.
02:14:06 I don't know.
02:14:07 It's so relative.
02:14:08 And she always says, Oh, you're retarded, Park wherever you are.
02:14:11 I never do.
02:14:13 I feel like
02:14:15 just because I can and I'm pretty sure the law
02:14:17 says I can't just because the car you know
02:14:21 What do you mean
02:14:24 since I can walk and I'm able I don't take the spot
02:14:27 just because I have a sticker that says I can.
02:14:30 But but most people criticize me and say that I'm stupid for doing that.
02:14:38 How would I feel if I
02:14:39 although I see not a lot of
02:14:45 have you noticed, but a lot of stores start to do now.
02:14:47 There's two or three spots for everyone and then the handicapped spots
02:14:53 because, you know, we do kind of excellent.
02:14:54 Sometimes it sucks
02:14:56 and I don't need the police spot and the expectant mother and the veteran.
02:15:00 I mean, we're getting a little bit
02:15:00 carried away in those spots, but I love that there's some stores.
02:15:04 I think Myra has 15.
02:15:06 There's like two or 315 minute parking,
02:15:09 and then every other row there's the handicapped spots,
02:15:12 because the handicapped spots are usually empty, at least they were
02:15:15 when I was growing up. Now there's a lot more older people.
02:15:17 I think a lot of them are awful,
02:15:20 awful.
02:15:20 They're awful.
02:15:24 Are you muted, Gary?
02:15:25 Are you done?
02:15:27 Because I can't hear you and I don't know which.
02:15:29 There you go.
02:15:32 Your brain is capable of distinguishing
02:15:36 the two multiple choices that I provided.
02:15:40 Are those the only two options.
02:15:42 So they're the only two options that I'm leading you to answer.
02:15:45 That's another part of it.
02:15:46 I don't just want to say, what would you like to eat for dinner?
02:15:48 Because then, Oh God, you could say anything.
02:15:50 But if I say, would you like Taco Bell or not,
02:15:53 that's like, obviously I want Taco Bell.
02:15:56 Do you want Taco Bell?
02:15:56 If you don't want Taco Bell, then we have to do this.
02:15:59 This, this episode, the segments brought to you by Taco Bell,
02:16:03 we clearly would have to, you know, think about what the or not is.
02:16:07 And then we would ask other options. It's like a flowchart you know what?
02:16:10 You know, you've done flowcharts, right?
02:16:13 Well, is it a guilty pleasure of mine?
02:16:16 And I'm trying to hold my head here
02:16:17 because look at the way Joan's t shirt around my head.
02:16:21 Like a big a little hood.
02:16:23 Yeah, They look like dog ears.
02:16:25 Yeah,
02:16:27 That's a good boy.
02:16:28 That's
02:16:31 jaws out.
02:16:32 Georges as above, so.
02:16:33 Okay, Bye bye. Joe.
02:16:36 You could tell to.
02:16:36 He walked over, he clicked something.
02:16:38 He accidentally clicked, closed.
02:16:39 Wonder how long before he realizes
02:16:42 There he is. That was pretty quick.
02:16:44 Benign. I'll have to unmute him.
02:16:46 Oh, he was learning.
02:16:47 He's going portable.
02:16:49 That's even he went mobile.
02:16:51 That's a great hat
02:16:54 also to do it at the same time but for some reason wouldn't let me.
02:16:58 It was saying I was using the same wink.
02:17:02 Oh yeah, you got to change that little number.
02:17:06 I did. I had a draw too.
02:17:07 So the Oh, that should work then maybe you can make whatever you want.
02:17:12 I know this is the hotel.
02:17:14 I swear to God.
02:17:16 Did I not let him do this and pukes every time?
02:17:21 What is he eating? Chocolate.
02:17:24 No sticks.
02:17:25 We were outside.
02:17:27 That's always painless.
02:17:28 It's the nicest carpet I've ever seen.
02:17:31 It's kind of weird.
02:17:34 Very tricky.
02:17:35 Do line hotels choose the grotty carpet?
02:17:38 Yeah, because this is the cheapest left.
02:17:42 Oh, the stains don't show up as, like, as much.
02:17:45 Oh, I don't know.
02:17:47 It's funny then, because they're like, What color?
02:17:50 I'm building a
02:17:51 a building and accessibility ramp to get into our house for like a year.
02:17:56 And they said, What color carpet would you like?
02:17:57 I was like, dirt color.
02:18:00 Yeah.
02:18:01 Ties in with the show,
02:18:03 guys.
02:18:04 Yeah.
02:18:06 No, clearly don't.
02:18:07 Even Joe Dirt Club that we're supposed to be.
02:18:11 I couldn't I couldn't really find any. And it didn't match up.
02:18:14 I didn't even try.
02:18:16 I know it's mostly the one in the chair.
02:18:18 Didn't Spades?
02:18:19 Not that funny.
02:18:20 Anyway, the Jordan asshole is basically NASCAR.
02:18:26 What?
02:18:26 Yours outside
02:18:30 There was about just over here too.
02:18:32 That's windy.
02:18:33 Wow. Yeah, I'm. You
02:18:36 know, don't you?
02:18:37 I'm a trendsetter. I went outside.
02:18:39 I took to the show Mobile and now Draw is doing a really good sign.
02:18:45 It's like 65 for here. Now
02:18:48 it's something here.
02:18:50 What is it?
02:18:50 You only want to see me, Prince. My dick.
02:18:53 Yeah.
02:18:54 Thank you for the converse.
02:18:56 Thank you for giving me the option.
02:18:59 Only is there an or
02:19:01 or not?
02:19:03 He didn't say.
02:19:03 Or you notice that coffee tooth
02:19:09 That's a puppy.
02:19:10 Or you follow your feeds.
02:19:12 It's a what?
02:19:13 Oh, I'm sorry.
02:19:13 I was zoomed in
02:19:15 and we couldn't see what you were looking at
02:19:16 because we were like, Would you call your pubes?
02:19:18 Or is that what you wrap around?
02:19:21 Oh, that's your cock rate.
02:19:23 He found that dude's.
02:19:27 That is the cutest little puppy, dude.
02:19:30 Is it?
02:19:30 This movie is baby killer.
02:19:33 Wait, what we do, baby?
02:19:35 And it's not a is it?
02:19:37 It's.
02:19:39 That is a puppy.
02:19:40 Your puppy has gray hair on his face. Yes.
02:19:45 It makes him look old.
02:19:47 I know, but he's four months old.
02:19:49 Three, three months old.
02:19:51 Four months old, You know.
02:19:52 No idea how. Hold your own puppy.
02:19:54 This is my problem.
02:19:55 Now, you allegedly just pulled a baby puppy tooth out.
02:19:59 You're clearly telling me that.
02:20:00 But the visual, the face.
02:20:03 I know.
02:20:04 I don't believe you.
02:20:05 I think you're lying to me.
02:20:06 Still, it's a puppy.
02:20:09 I think you try to. What about the dog?
02:20:11 I think he's capable of getting a fake tooth to to perpetuate your lie.
02:20:14 He's losing his baby teeth.
02:20:17 Sure He is. You're. He is a liar.
02:20:19 That was a twist tie or a booger or some piece of glue.
02:20:23 But no, it's a very potent tooth,
02:20:26 but not a seriously
02:20:28 a character from one of our skeptical people.
02:20:31 I may be borderline.
02:20:33 What's worse than skeptical?
02:20:35 Homosexual?
02:20:36 Cynical.
02:20:36 I may be borderline. Now.
02:20:40 Homosexual?
02:20:40 No, no, nothing
02:20:43 there.
02:20:44 There's nothing wrong with that.
02:20:46 Well, speaking of homosexual.
02:20:51 Gary.
02:20:51 Gary, what's up?
02:20:53 You know what? The dog.
02:20:55 You if you don't do it. Just a minute.
02:21:01 It sounds like such
02:21:07 hate.
02:21:07 These guys,
02:21:09 where are they?
02:21:12 Well, that's better.
02:21:13 We fix poison.
02:21:16 I hate that guy.
02:21:18 No, he didn't.
02:21:28 I can't do it.
02:21:35 Okay.
02:21:36 We had one chorus.
02:21:37 He said, talk dirty to me. That's all I can take.
02:21:39 Talk dirty to me, Admit It.
02:21:41 So, you guys, you guys, you bigger than me.
02:21:44 Admit it.
02:21:45 When you saw that cover the album cover
02:21:48 with the rights across their face, you thought they were all women.
02:21:52 Yes, I guess.
02:21:54 I don't know.
02:21:55 I don't know. You're too young. We used to.
02:21:57 That used to be big record albums.
02:21:59 They were like 12 inches by 12 inches.
02:22:02 Yeah, I don't remember.
02:22:03 I mean, I remember records, but they were like relics. Yes.
02:22:06 There was a girl who rode my school bus named Barbara Cox.
02:22:11 Do you call your school?
02:22:13 Her last name?
02:22:15 Barbara.
02:22:16 Attacked, put to protect her anonymity.
02:22:18 I'm going to call her Barbara Cox because it was her full name
02:22:22 and she was a big voice fan.
02:22:27 And I
02:22:29 just had to rail on her about that because they looked
02:22:34 like women.
02:22:36 You know that lions have Barb Cox
02:22:40 Oh, yeah, that Keep it stuck in there.
02:22:42 Duke Student Barb and caucus
02:22:45 really talk about well she's just
02:22:49 she's just a big Michael fan or what
02:22:55 is going on It was an icon.
02:22:58 Is that killer?
02:23:00 Yeah.
02:23:02 Oh nice.
02:23:03 Come for pre-roll.
02:23:07 No, I just picked it up
02:23:09 because you must not.
02:23:11 Oh, you say you watch the show, but don't think you do because
02:23:14 I was doing this earlier for the last 20 minutes.
02:23:18 I know that it takes a lot of patience, though,
02:23:20 to keep driving that instead of rolling it.
02:23:23 Know it makes it so much cleaner.
02:23:25 Burns. It burns. And then I get to throw just
02:23:29 this little, by the way, versus
02:23:30 like having to squeeze down and then hit the bottom end of a joint.
02:23:34 Cleaner than a joint.
02:23:36 Cleaner than nothing.
02:23:39 Although I know this is perfect.
02:23:40 This is nothing that
02:23:44 there's not a double wrap, much of like an overlap of the paper.
02:23:48 So you're not like having multiple papers here, not smoking too much paper.
02:23:54 And then the whole aspect of the road to the end where you can smoke it
02:23:57 and just throw it away.
02:23:59 My joints barely overlap to a fault too big.
02:24:03 Why double the paper up?
02:24:05 I agree that
02:24:09 I'm done with that.
02:24:12 And then it's got that nice little folded filter, so that's nice.
02:24:15 I said nice touch. Yes.
02:24:17 Yeah, nice, nice.
02:24:19 That's another superfluous to terms.
02:24:23 Won't
02:24:24 save the word twice if they mean
02:24:29 more than like the regular amount.
02:24:33 Well that's very, very stupid.
02:24:35 What I don't mean it's very, very stupid.
02:24:38 Thank you for the example.
02:24:41 Very, very stupid.
02:24:42 It's very, very stupid.
02:24:44 Stupid
02:24:47 Cupid. Stupid.
02:24:48 I don't think that perfume this guy's looking for and super
02:24:54 duper.
02:24:56 I don't know.
02:24:57 Surprise show
02:24:59 is over 100 new
02:25:02 on Rumble.
02:25:03 I think saying something twice is just more of a exclamation.
02:25:08 It's.
02:25:08 It does have a purpose.
02:25:09 I think it's more retarded,
02:25:12 more of an explanation.
02:25:14 So yeah, I don't.
02:25:17 I think it has more emphasis
02:25:20 to the point
02:25:21 that this so much I am predicting that I will see you're missing it.
02:25:27 I can't wait you to catch up
02:25:30 mustard.
02:25:32 See what? What, what you're.
02:25:34 Well you're just missing as to perfectly is actually a nuanced exclamation point
02:25:43 and your ego
02:25:44 is not allowing you to experience that joy.
02:25:48 Oh, they were amazing.
02:25:51 I'm not sure.
02:25:52 I'm. I'm not sure of anything.
02:25:54 I'd be real complete.
02:25:56 I feel complete without it. Really.
02:25:58 You know, not one single
02:26:01 what is what is complete here.
02:26:04 And then comes when your mother's
02:26:07 a clump of cells with everything was at the cleaning lady.
02:26:11 She's like, Yeah, I was at the door,
02:26:14 closing the door.
02:26:17 This is like
02:26:18 somebody was very happy to see you. Now
02:26:23 let me pick up a rock when I put in the door.
02:26:25 That's going to be my favorite part of the show.
02:26:27 I am going to commit a great crime.
02:26:33 I'm going to bust not in water tower.
02:26:37 Would you let me hear that barn tour
02:26:40 or is worse over to the garage door on the porch?
02:26:46 You see where, I melted the knobs off the porch.
02:26:49 I just saw the what looked like a big piece of shit on the inside of the garage.
02:26:54 Yeah.
02:26:55 You know, like, you look like something either explode like your dog
02:26:58 busted a shit on it.
02:27:03 Yeah, it was.
02:27:04 I mean, I.
02:27:05 I had flame tubing out in the barn,
02:27:08 so everybody's okay?
02:27:10 Oh, yeah.
02:27:12 I just created a torch, is all I did.
02:27:15 And you only melted
02:27:18 the one thing.
02:27:19 Yeah, it's the knob plastic. Now.
02:27:24 It actually still works.
02:27:25 The knob works.
02:27:28 I like the word knob.
02:27:29 It's got a silent k door.
02:27:32 Probably pronounces it the next week.
02:27:35 Doorknobs.
02:27:36 Doorknobs? Yeah
02:27:39 doorknobs and broomsticks.
02:27:41 He didn't hear that.
02:27:43 He's got headphones on.
02:27:45 He's got two pairs of headphones.
02:27:48 I've got one.
02:27:50 He's got redundant headphones.
02:27:51 That's just his man.
02:27:53 So I can listen to the live
02:27:56 feed, Right?
02:27:58 Oh, good.
02:27:59 Sir, can you please put your phone away?
02:28:03 This is doing the live feed.
02:28:05 Even in 2024, somebody called 97 one today
02:28:08 and you could tell he's like, Yeah, I can't.
02:28:11 I'm trying to talk.
02:28:12 And they're like, Sir, you have to turn off your radio.
02:28:15 The radio
02:28:17 talk like I will, but I can't wait.
02:28:19 Were you what? Anthony Just silent.
02:28:22 You know,
02:28:22 if someone ever called this show, we would have to tell them the same thing.
02:28:27 Five, eight, six, three Rantz three Calling Colin.
02:28:30 Now there are two gay, two calling.
02:28:33 Now, I won't believe it.
02:28:35 One more fast fladge.
02:28:37 There are no contest on this.
02:28:40 Nothing is real.
02:28:41 But for the next caller, the calls and we'll give you $500.
02:28:45 They're really no Yeah
02:28:49 but nobody the number
02:28:52 563 race three.
02:28:56 Is it going to ring?
02:28:57 I don't even know how to patch it through, so I would try to figure it out.
02:29:00 I can't figure it out.
02:29:02 Actually, I can.
02:29:06 I have to do this in the ring.
02:29:09 Draw,
02:29:13 draw.
02:29:16 Put him through.
02:29:18 Read it, sir.
02:29:21 That job?
02:29:24 Yeah.
02:29:28 Oh, I got to.
02:29:30 He won $500
02:29:33 on all kinds of echo.
02:29:35 And I don't know how you're going to be
02:29:38 worth my $500. Now.
02:29:40 I'm going to put you on it.
02:29:42 Go on.
02:29:49 That is some serious echo.
02:29:53 If I'm going to rip up anybody for $500.
02:29:56 And you're Iran.
02:29:58 Oh, you're on.
02:29:59 I got John coming through.
02:30:00 You're on. CALLER Oh, no.
02:30:02 I thought was too much of those too confusing.
02:30:04 I, I just I didn't. I did it.
02:30:06 I figured it out.
02:30:07 It's funny because I first I know what it was.
02:30:09 Was it echoey?
02:30:10 Oh, it was crazy echoey that Oh yeah, yeah.
02:30:14 I've just before for three shows a record and we didn't stop and never did.
02:30:19 You should have maybe you should have maybe see if we know every time we
02:30:24 think about that.
02:30:25 How long do you have to suck at something?
02:30:27 At least 9000 hours.
02:30:28 Forever, Right. You might suck forever.
02:30:31 I'm worried that we're going to hit a milestone in one day.
02:30:34 We're just going to wake up and realize how stupid this is and stop.
02:30:37 We're not going to do that, right?
02:30:38 Actually, I've been watching other Conspiracy Theory podcast
02:30:42 and they're so stupid.
02:30:44 I just hope we're not coming across that way
02:30:48 well, because we think we're aware of our stupid stupidity though.
02:30:52 And yeah, and I know want to say, you know, we're not experts.
02:30:57 This is not advice.
02:30:59 I think that these are just opinions.
02:31:02 That's a given.
02:31:03 Do the fact checking yourself.
02:31:06 But and how often do all three of us say the same thing a go.
02:31:09 Yeah we agree.
02:31:09 Usually arguing right off the bat.
02:31:12 So with somebody right up in they're like, yes, I agree with what?
02:31:15 No, I agree with everything I say because I'm always right or.
02:31:20 You can trust.
02:31:21 I said, That's my line.
02:31:23 See, now you can agree with me if you want.
02:31:25 I want you to be smart enough to decide who's right and not just agree.
02:31:28 Because I say to agree with me. I'm wrong.
02:31:30 Sometimes you're saying you're wrong. Oh, that's weird.
02:31:32 Why would you be wrong? Well, why
02:31:35 is that?
02:31:36 If you if you're wrong and you know about it, why don't you just correct it?
02:31:42 Then they wouldn't be wrong again.
02:31:44 Wouldn't it be better if you were right saying it out loud, blank
02:31:47 and so much more simple than it really is?
02:31:51 What if I'm not sure yet?
02:31:52 What if new information comes?
02:31:55 Oh, then you're allowed to change your opinion.
02:31:58 Opinion?
02:31:59 Oh, I'm maintaining my stance until someone does bring something
02:32:03 to my attention that the dispute that
02:32:08 I just have.
02:32:08 But I'm so many more real things to worry about before death.
02:32:12 I'm reasonably self-assured.
02:32:14 The Yeah, but those those things don't matter.
02:32:18 Well. Oh, wait, wait.
02:32:20 I don't mean to scare you.
02:32:21 And he just said something.
02:32:22 No, you're unreasonably good.
02:32:24 Oh, you're right.
02:32:25 I should be reasonably assured.
02:32:28 Means that you can at least, at least consider that you may be wrong.
02:32:33 Yeah, I've got no wiggle room.
02:32:35 There's no reasonable reason I.
02:32:37 Well, I killed myself. There's so many corners
02:32:40 that I'm pretty happy here in this corner.
02:32:43 Do you know how you can stop yourself from painting?
02:32:45 In the corner is make the round room
02:32:48 or. Or stop painting.
02:32:51 Tickled pink, too.
02:32:53 Oh, yeah. That reminds me.
02:32:55 You said something about the center of the earth being Cairo.
02:32:59 And then I'll see about the four corners of the earth.
02:33:03 That's stupid to.
02:33:06 They do say that
02:33:08 it looks.
02:33:09 I think that.
02:33:10 I think that statement was probably created so long ago
02:33:14 that there actually were corners of Mesopotamia or whatever, that, that
02:33:18 there were corners around corners and whatever borders of the fucking
02:33:23 because they didn't have anything, they didn't have planes or boats
02:33:26 or maybe they had boat, not ones that would sail over the break
02:33:28 to the next island or continent, which by the way,
02:33:33 by the way, by the way, I found six different
02:33:38 reasonable
02:33:39 conclusions of how many continents there are around the world.
02:33:42 Seven as as as she was five and as many as 13.
02:33:47 So great.
02:33:49 Too vast to go over in a tiny little segment.
02:33:51 And I don't have it with me.
02:33:52 But how do you know?
02:33:55 New Zealand is like 6% of any continent?
02:34:00 Our own definitions don't make sense.
02:34:02 As you will explain the continents.
02:34:04 They're like, Well, it has to be this.
02:34:05 And then you can say, Well then how is that one then?
02:34:09 Yeah, then, then how about Greenland?
02:34:12 I always find it interesting to look at just the map
02:34:16 Globe zoomed out in general and you can see kind of
02:34:18 where the depth of of land and water are
02:34:22 and when things were more ice and how much more land there really was
02:34:26 and how many more just landmasses there were, how much larger everything
02:34:30 was, what's that theory that they all broke apart from one Pangea.
02:34:35 That's it. Yeah.
02:34:37 So when I say that I that could have been called Pangea too.
02:34:41 Right. Or would they talk about where the
02:34:44 Asians
02:34:45 came over and they're technically the Eskimos because.
02:34:48 There was a land bridge.
02:34:53 I forget where the fuck it is, somewhere Alaska or
02:34:56 whatever the hell that is. That's
02:34:57 another Russia of our our perception getting in the way of the truth.
02:35:01 We think, well how could they ever get there
02:35:04 over that water?
02:35:05 Be like, well, maybe back then.
02:35:06 The landmasses took a long time ago.
02:35:08 Yeah, they were Bering Strait.
02:35:11 Well, I've always, I always just found it interesting in general that again,
02:35:15 I think I mentioned this on other shows, but just how there are
02:35:20 there are black people, white people, Asians, Eskimos are not that far
02:35:26 from from Asians, but Indians,
02:35:30 Native Americans that feather
02:35:33 just the how long we would have have
02:35:36 to been separated from each other to create these nuanced differences
02:35:42 is pretty, pretty dramatic.
02:35:44 Right?
02:35:46 Of the Spanish conquistadors said that the Amazon women
02:35:49 were white, a lot lighter complected than the natives.
02:35:58 And how how
02:36:00 how would there be?
02:36:02 They were kept?
02:36:02 Would that be the men were we had to be thinking of those the first visitors.
02:36:08 How long would would would a I don't know.
02:36:11 Would that take if you took
02:36:15 an Irish person for whatever reason they're fair skinned
02:36:18 and put a bunch of Irish people in the hottest area and earth
02:36:23 and told them to
02:36:23 procreate and create a civilization, at what point do they become black people?
02:36:28 Let's ask who's that three pointer from the Golden State Warriors?
02:36:31 I think Curry. Steph Curry. Mixed bag.
02:36:34 Let's ask him based on Friends, kind of a little bit of a mixed bag
02:36:37 to the fair, right, that they're right in the middle of that experiment.
02:36:40 Blake Griffin Blake. Griffin
02:36:43 Ginger
02:36:44 Colbert that's taking two and mixing them together.
02:36:46 I'm just saying, evolutionarily speaking, by
02:36:50 centuries and repeat as one Chinese,
02:36:53 why Asians all have that kind of
02:36:57 like black sun more.
02:36:59 It's really more moray That's its interior environment than genetics.
02:37:04 I think if you took somebody
02:37:05 displacing their bodies, what I'm saying, how long will that take, though?
02:37:10 How long will that take the slave This is one thing, is
02:37:14 everyone can squint like I squint like
02:37:18 a lot of it's weird, but when I smile at my eyes squint.
02:37:20 That's how my family like we all do.
02:37:22 The squint, squint, smile, squint.
02:37:26 But changing your color from
02:37:30 white to black is pretty dramatic.
02:37:33 Welcome back to my new chapter.
02:37:35 If you want to.
02:37:36 That life started in Africa and say save First life was black.
02:37:40 Who gives a shit?
02:37:41 How long did it take for the skin to be bleached by the sun and us to be like?
02:37:46 I would assume that the reason why there is
02:37:49 fair skinned people is because we were underground.
02:37:52 We weren't exposed to the sunlight.
02:37:54 We were in caves. Ah,
02:37:57 I wish I had, I don't know, the equator,
02:38:01 but if you live closer to the equator, you're more darker.
02:38:05 Yeah, it is.
02:38:06 The sun is the sun.
02:38:07 Fact if you believe in the globe earth, you understand how that felt Even
02:38:13 I hate that we have to say this shit in 2024 in my qualifier.
02:38:15 If you believe in the globe earth, the sun hits the globe
02:38:19 much more directly and concentrated at that band we call the equator.
02:38:24 And if you look around that band at the equator,
02:38:27 people are dramatically darker,
02:38:30 more melanin pigmented
02:38:34 as you as they are as the Eskom.
02:38:35 Well, wait, Eskimos, are they dark at the poles?
02:38:38 So maybe I don't know what they're like.
02:38:40 They're They're a mix.
02:38:42 They're like, maybe that's the, that's the sun reflecting off the snow.
02:38:45 Maybe.
02:38:48 But I always assumed it had to do with that,
02:38:52 I guess.
02:38:54 What's the, what's the southern most populous
02:38:59 on the southern hemisphere.
02:39:00 What's what's closest to the southern pole.
02:39:05 Argentina,
02:39:09 Argentina.
02:39:12 Don't cry for me.
02:39:14 Argentina.
02:39:17 So I,
02:39:20 I but it happens in a few generations too.
02:39:24 But if you took if you took the darkest, darkest people
02:39:27 from the center of the equator and moved, did you say darkest?
02:39:30 Darkest.
02:39:31 The darkest, darkest. Yeah,
02:39:34 I thought we were doing that.
02:39:37 That's what we're doing.
02:39:38 All right, well, listen, listen, look.
02:39:43 If you took the darkest people from the equator and moved them to what?
02:39:47 Sweden, Finland, wherever some very white Nordic
02:39:51 fuck this is Argentina is right fucking there.
02:39:55 There is the closest shit was within a few generations.
02:39:58 I think they would lose that they would lose the net.
02:40:00 The need to have dark pigment
02:40:04 where of course that shit.
02:40:05 As I know Argentina is a little peninsula,
02:40:09 so it's like freezing in Argentina usually.
02:40:11 Or they get good skiing in Argentina only in the summer.
02:40:15 So why is why I mean Australia.
02:40:19 Australia is like not to too much further, but Australia doesn't
02:40:23 get like snow at all. It's, it's hot.
02:40:25 You delete allegedly.
02:40:27 That's ignorant.
02:40:29 You know why they speak Spanish.
02:40:34 Because of the conquistadors.
02:40:37 Uh huh.
02:40:39 Well, like New Guinea.
02:40:41 And there's, there's like a Dutch speaking country up in the southeast,
02:40:46 the northeast corner corner of the continent.
02:40:50 There's two English speaking countries
02:40:54 in South America and one French,
02:40:57 while the rest are either Spanish or Portuguese.
02:41:01 Why does New Guinea sound so racist?
02:41:06 Because people would be calling you a guinea all your life.
02:41:09 Oh, that's why. Yeah,
02:41:14 let's play.
02:41:15 Do it.
02:41:17 I think you played doing.
02:41:19 He's eating.
02:41:22 Oh, the dog is the dog.
02:41:25 That's much more story
02:41:28 Why why make why are you giving him food that
02:41:31 he throws up.
02:41:34 Do you feed your dog dog food or do you.
02:41:36 Freedom.
02:41:36 Real food like all the new commercials are telling me
02:41:40 fresh food, you know, like that you keep in the fridge. No.
02:41:46 Then I tell you guys
02:41:47 about the Cortez Montezuma relationship.
02:41:51 Montezuma with the head of the people
02:41:55 and Cortez, the main with his dinner.
02:41:59 And they have this love hate relationship Before they both wanted
02:42:02 to kill each other,
02:42:04 but they both presented each other with gifts, and they were all nice.
02:42:08 But Cortez ended up enslaving all his people and taking over his land.
02:42:15 Montezuma, That's what you're going to say
02:42:23 to yourself.
02:42:27 That's real.
02:42:27 On the bumper.
02:42:31 So I had an idea
02:42:32 for a new segment draws yes and no.
02:42:36 And I wanted I wanted the E-40 choices to be the theme song.
02:42:42 So do we have the bumper ready?
02:42:45 I didn't know.
02:42:46 So when I said, What the fuck does that mean?
02:42:49 Well, when you asked draw a direct question,
02:42:52 he says, Well, yes and no.
02:42:55 That's just compatible ism.
02:42:57 There was nothing wrong with that.
02:42:58 And one of your other shows, there's nothing wrong with that whatsoever.
02:43:01 That's why I wanted to be that segment.
02:43:03 Yeah, being middle, middle man, I'm the middle man.
02:43:07 My in the middle.
02:43:08 It also gives your mind.
02:43:09 It gives your mind a second more to think.
02:43:11 So you could say yes, no.
02:43:12 And then I think to look at
02:43:14 I like to look at things from more than one perspective.
02:43:16 Unlike Rise of Friends, I like to look at things that more than two perspectives.
02:43:21 Oh, interesting. I like
02:43:26 I hate when people say I look at both sides of the story.
02:43:28 I'm like, Well, you're missing out now.
02:43:30 There are three sides of the story.
02:43:32 Three sides?
02:43:33 The what he said and the fucking truth.
02:43:38 Oh, there's at least with every story.
02:43:41 How about that?
02:43:41 Would you accept that, Gary? Did
02:43:45 I accept Gary conditionally
02:43:47 accept the terms of the negotiation
02:43:51 and the
02:43:54 company been doing this?
02:43:56 I think I may have to play the stand by bumper.
02:43:58 And this is getting into like that.
02:44:01 Not only is that a dog, but that's a child dog.
02:44:04 And you and your dog, you're making out with it.
02:44:09 I think it was okay.
02:44:10 I was laid.
02:44:12 You crossed the line with Do Child, though?
02:44:17 Yeah.
02:44:17 Even though
02:44:18 even though the dog was coming on to you, you are still the adult in the situation.
02:44:22 Yeah, There's no such thing as.
02:44:26 What's that call with the children?
02:44:27 Can you be clear?
02:44:29 I mean,
02:44:31 the child suck my dick
02:44:35 so it's not BS.
02:44:36 The dog sucks my dick. Is it?
02:44:41 I tried to get it to stop, Put me off.
02:44:45 I tried to get that six year old off my penis.
02:44:47 I couldn't do it. Yeah.
02:44:49 How did you try.
02:44:50 That would be my question. If I was the one who was.
02:44:52 I was confused by I by joy.
02:44:55 You know, I was like I,
02:44:57 I wanted to swat him away, but I couldn't because it felt so.
02:45:01 Stop.
02:45:02 Don't stop, Don't stop.
02:45:06 That's that's from, from how high
02:45:08 they get us. Thing
02:45:12 I thought was to kill
02:45:14 a child.
02:45:16 That's too long.
02:45:17 No, don't stop me.
02:45:19 I Know that's a full movie that's from senseless.
02:45:27 How much?
02:45:28 I'm not sure that's there. No, stop.
02:45:30 And don't say no.
02:45:31 We tell them. No, don't stop.
02:45:33 That's why I don't respect dogs. Dogs.
02:45:36 Okay What you doing?
02:45:37 That dog's like, Do it again. Do it again.
02:45:39 A cat would have been like
02:45:42 Toriyama.
02:45:45 If you're going out with friends, would you want the guy that was like,
02:45:48 Let's you tickle him to do anything you want him, or the guy that says, Dude,
02:45:51 cut it out and punches you in the face the first time you do it.
02:45:54 Who What kind of place?
02:45:56 What kind of crowd?
02:45:57 Our being punched in the face.
02:46:00 Then you are a cat person.
02:46:03 Oh, crap.
02:46:05 I don't want to tickle any man or the fucking good part.
02:46:08 You're going to.
02:46:09 That's the dog relations.
02:46:10 What I just saw was pretty fag.
02:46:12 Is that dog a boy? A girl?
02:46:14 Not only is it a boy dog, not only is it a child, not only the disabled,
02:46:18 but it's also a boy. So you got to try families.
02:46:20 Only that girl.
02:46:21 Girl that we establish that as the worst.
02:46:24 And one of the other shows, that's the worst creep ever.
02:46:27 You're bestiality, pedophilia and gay,
02:46:31 all with one finger.
02:46:33 All of it.
02:46:34 The peanut butter trick with one dog wasn't good enough.
02:46:37 He had to get two dogs.
02:46:38 Yeah, he had one of the balls, one in the shaft.
02:46:41 Oh, there's another ball.
02:46:42 So there's another dog coming.
02:46:45 There's another dog coming up that I could,
02:46:48 by the way,
02:46:51 this.
02:46:52 This got bad all of a sudden.
02:46:54 There's another weird, weird phenomenon.
02:46:56 When you get a cat, you always get a female cat
02:47:00 boy, cats are dicks.
02:47:01 They spray all over your clothes, even just male male dogs.
02:47:06 That's why my family has never had a boy dog because they were sentient.
02:47:09 But the marking of the territory and pissing on shit.
02:47:12 Both your dogs are male.
02:47:14 What's my dog's a male.
02:47:16 Did you pick or did they just get come to you?
02:47:19 That's two different questions.
02:47:20 You can figure them or which.
02:47:23 No, I mean if you when you rescued a dog,
02:47:26 do you
02:47:27 did you have the option of sex or did it just fall into your your life.
02:47:33 So yeah, he he has the option of sex at any moment he wants.
02:47:37 You think he's the humans.
02:47:38 You have the option of dog gender
02:47:41 or we don't.
02:47:43 You can rape that dog anytime you want.
02:47:45 Anytime he wants. He has the option of sex.
02:47:47 If you get a girl dog, it comes with two holes.
02:47:53 Not that there's anything wrong with that.
02:47:56 Okay,
02:47:59 that's something else.
02:48:00 Dog owners say a lot.
02:48:04 Oh, crap.
02:48:05 I've never once cleaned up after my animal.
02:48:11 They do it for me.
02:48:13 That's kind of creepy.
02:48:14 What?
02:48:17 It doesn't make sense.
02:48:19 So I know you.
02:48:20 You let your dog outside, you decide own property.
02:48:23 But before that, you had to clean up after your dog.
02:48:26 Oh, yeah.
02:48:27 Most people clean up after their dog, which is something else, if you ask me.
02:48:32 My cats, given the bathroom will do it.
02:48:34 You don't.
02:48:35 You don't give up your kid.
02:48:37 I don't. But somebody in my family does.
02:48:39 And all they have to do.
02:48:40 So all they do is dump a bucket.
02:48:43 Oh, dude, I played my.
02:48:44 They're going to scoop up the little thing.
02:48:45 They got to do the little scoop.
02:48:47 You got to buy kitty litter.
02:48:50 It's a whole different show.
02:48:52 And then you don't even get as much.
02:48:53 You don't even get as much out of it.
02:48:55 You don't get much as much in return.
02:48:57 If you have the right, you don't. You do.
02:48:59 You do.
02:49:01 Definitely.
02:49:03 A dog shows you nothing but joy in return.
02:49:07 Mindless,
02:49:10 mindless, obedient, mindless loyalty,
02:49:14 mindless loyalty.
02:49:16 Or if you just you could teach you to be an asshole.
02:49:19 I mean Gary's dog is part asshole, but he was kind of thought to be right back.
02:49:23 I have to go find a new jabber.
02:49:26 Dogs are mostly asshole and mouth.
02:49:28 I mean, that's.
02:49:31 Oh, what else is I thinking?
02:49:32 Oh yeah.
02:49:34 I thoroughly enjoy dogs. They.
02:49:36 They have a purpose. Especially if you're like,
02:49:38 hunting or that, you know, they have their way better.
02:49:40 You can't tell a cat to go get a duck.
02:49:42 Cat would be like, okay. And then he'd eat the duck.
02:49:44 He would not. This is a burning dog.
02:49:47 Oh, what?
02:49:49 Herding.
02:49:50 What kind of dog?
02:49:52 That's a blue heeler.
02:49:54 Why didn't you want to narrow or pigeonhole it into sheep?
02:49:57 It wasn't like blue.
02:49:59 It'll hurt anything. Did you say birding or.
02:50:01 It's staying Great.
02:50:02 You see, It's the blue color.
02:50:04 Gray makes him look old.
02:50:06 It's the gray That's. The blue color.
02:50:11 Everybody go better getting it
02:50:15 now. Now you're up to speed.
02:50:19 Deer flag.
02:50:21 Yeah.
02:50:27 My husband has for years felt
02:50:30 the need to talk and sex and ask sexual questions of other women.
02:50:36 It bothers me something terrible.
02:50:39 Oh, yeah? You're not.
02:50:41 He's upset that it ruined that he.
02:50:45 He's upset that I ruin his fun and that.
02:50:49 And it's the word.
02:50:52 Yeah.
02:50:54 It's tied up in every
02:50:57 parent's.
02:51:01 My husband has for years felt
02:51:02 the need to talk filthy and their sexual questions of other women.
02:51:06 It bothers me. Something terrible.
02:51:08 He's upset.
02:51:09 I ruin his fun and insists he isn't hurting anyone
02:51:13 and that he likes being the life of the party.
02:51:16 We have fought over this for years and I am exhausted from it.
02:51:19 I told them I don't see the need for him to do this and he continues
02:51:22 to tell me that I need to quit being so unreasonable.
02:51:26 I don't know what to do and I'm ready to just give up.
02:51:29 He doesn't make me love or respect him
02:51:32 and he doesn't make me love or respect him.
02:51:35 I actually loathe him when he does it.
02:51:37 Please help.
02:51:38 Signed repelled in Iowa.
02:51:42 Okay.
02:51:42 Help.
02:51:45 On the one hand,
02:51:47 marriage is a lifetime thing.
02:51:49 It's a commitment.
02:51:51 And you chose a dude
02:51:53 that does this other hand
02:51:57 get If she loathes something,
02:52:00 get it out of your life.
02:52:04 It's Yes.
02:52:06 It's inappropriate for him to do that.
02:52:08 That is his humor style.
02:52:11 If it's harmless, it kind of sounds like it is, actually.
02:52:16 That's just his style of humor
02:52:19 and it is harmless. So
02:52:23 knock it off or get out.
02:52:26 I'm curious.
02:52:27 I'm curious if it's not if it's obvious
02:52:29 when he makes these jokes of the other parties
02:52:33 other than his wife that are around, have that same feeling or not,
02:52:38 or if they do not, they think they're he's coming on to them.
02:52:44 I guarantee it.
02:52:45 I know that for a fact. They're like they're probably creeped out.
02:52:48 You're saying definitely don't creeps use that as an excuse though
02:52:52 hey you want to go back in the barn.
02:52:53 I was just kidding. Yeah.
02:52:55 Yeah. The whole joke about that. I was just kidding.
02:52:58 No offense.
02:52:59 Yeah, everyone knows.
02:53:00 I think you guys are fagots. No offense.
02:53:03 None taken. Yeah,
02:53:06 I'd have to
02:53:07 be something with feelings to be offended.
02:53:10 Yeah, I'm sure you've great.
02:53:12 I'm sure you've never had a dick in your ass, Gary.
02:53:16 Never once.
02:53:18 And I know the way I said it, It's like
02:53:21 he will
02:53:25 have you in further sporting the same haircut.
02:53:29 Oh, it's like you.
02:53:33 It's like the same.
02:53:35 Wait, did you say Kirk
02:53:39 Picard?
02:53:40 We can't do that because. Yeah, whatever.
02:53:42 I'm not. I just.
02:53:44 I just want to make sure that you don't know Star Trek or whatever.
02:53:47 I played.
02:53:48 I played sports in high school.
02:53:49 I don't know.
02:53:51 Honestly, though, doesn't have much more.
02:53:53 Look down just a tiny bit.
02:53:55 No, look down.
02:53:56 There you go. Now, you look.
02:53:57 Not that far right about now.
02:53:59 Look. Look out somewhere in the balcony. What's the.
02:54:01 There you go now. You look like Kirk.
02:54:02 Whatever.
02:54:03 Captain Janeway was my fucking captain anyway.
02:54:07 Yes, I liked.
02:54:09 I like the sultry smoker.
02:54:12 All I know is that, you know, when you had
02:54:14 the rabbit ears still in your bedroom
02:54:17 because there was only one TV that had cable, and that was the family TV
02:54:21 that you had, you know, two, four, six, 823 UHF now.
02:54:27 Yeah.
02:54:27 And so on Saturdays it was even
02:54:30 Saturday, Saturday mornings or Sunday mornings you had a Dr.
02:54:34 Quinn Medicine woman, Xena, Warrior Princess, Star Trek,
02:54:37 The Next Generation, Hercules.
02:54:40 Yeah. You just watch.
02:54:41 What was You just watch.
02:54:42 It was their start.
02:54:43 I watched it all.
02:54:44 Came on at 1 p.m. on Saturday.
02:54:46 Yeah.
02:54:47 Okay.
02:54:47 So, so during its replays
02:54:51 on UPN, I,
02:54:53 I honestly I, I like Xena Warrior Princess, B.A.
02:54:57 make it so number one, engage my favorite captain was Sisqo.
02:55:02 Let's hear it.
02:55:04 Black.
02:55:06 Black.
02:55:06 The Thong Song.
02:55:09 No, no
02:55:11 songs. So,
02:55:16 uh, guys, it's 1:00 in the morning.
02:55:18 You know, that means no as above.
02:55:21 So below.
02:55:25 You didn't even have a final thought.
02:55:27 He has a final thought.
02:55:28 It's.
02:55:29 There's no God
02:56:20 and Steve
02:56:21 Brady and your show Brady and or Jerry as a performance
02:56:26 so be low because he's so solos
02:56:29 ready for show We're doing it
02:56:32 our way we're gonna make it make our dreams come true Brady and talk
02:56:37 show it's Brady during session
02:56:41 number eight on
02:57:03 there we go
02:57:05 What happened
02:57:06 You're there CALLER are you there?
02:57:09 Hello?
02:57:10 I don't know You know you're going to hear it. So delayed, though.
02:57:12 Hey, so you should just talk. What?
02:57:14 You go ahead.
02:57:15 Tell us what you say.
02:57:16 First time caller, longtime listener, big fan
02:57:21 day. Oh, I think you guys are great.
02:57:24 Thank you.
02:57:25 It's 20, 24. It's great to be gay.
02:57:27 I'm very happy myself.
02:57:30 Yeah. What brings you on the show Color.
02:57:32 I'm happy with you, too.
02:57:35 Well, no, I just wanted to let you know that
02:57:38 I think you guys are a cute couple
02:57:41 and stick with it.
02:57:44 Then trying to.
02:57:45 That's what.
02:57:46 That's why. That's why we're here.
02:57:47 Thanks for the support we put.
02:57:49 We pray to heaven every day.
02:57:50 That doesn't work.
02:57:51 Well, you know,
02:57:54 I gotta get praise,
02:57:56 praise, praise be to God.
02:57:59 Oh, yes.
02:58:01 We support the LGBTQ initiative as well.
02:58:04 Thank you.
02:58:05 Thank you.
02:58:05 CALLER a calling in and anyone else that wants to call in to the Brady Draw show.
02:58:11 We welcome at 5863 Rams three make note that it was the 40th show
02:58:16 and I finally got a call through
02:58:20 yeah two of them today actually.
02:58:22 But the only one that counts is the Brady Your show apparently
02:58:25 didn't get the other one through in time.
02:58:29 Nothing ever works on the age range.
02:58:31 No, but everything works so perfectly on the Brady Georgia dust.
02:58:36 So we're very worried.
02:58:38 No sound effects.
02:58:39 That helps too, though. We don't do anything.
02:58:42 There's no clothes.
02:58:43 We don't do anything.
02:58:45 I hope I didn't get Through all my videos,
02:58:48 I had know how to get a free.
02:58:52 Do you mean I had how to get a free house for the.
02:58:55 I kept it for the end.
02:58:56 But see, that's what happens sometimes when you save the last chip,
02:58:59 some asshole comes and eats it.
02:59:01 I know he could have at least
02:59:04 went through a final speech and then maybe you could have cut him
02:59:07 off and said one more thing.
02:59:11 Yeah,
02:59:12 we're going to start writing speeches with the what's,
02:59:15 what's Gary's I name you named it and I forgot what it was.
02:59:20 But I get Jerry.
02:59:21 It was a Jerry Frankel.
02:59:23 Jerry, Gary
02:59:26 drunk or Gary.
02:59:29 Sure Uncle.
02:59:29 No, that's the one that just left drunken.
02:59:32 Jerry.
02:59:33 Yeah,
02:59:36 he just left.
02:59:37 And my question is, what's happened?
02:59:41 Is there something in there?
02:59:42 I put it on there.
02:59:43 Yeah, there we go. So there. No, there's nothing on there.
02:59:45 It's just a dumb picture, but it's more about the audio
02:59:51 because if I have a scare, if I have a chair, the audience I'll go through.
02:59:54 Even if you don't have it displayed from my experience.
02:59:58 Does it? Okay. Happen?
03:00:00 I don't hear it in the past.
03:00:02 Yeah, well, I've done the hearing and what happened when we were doing
03:00:07 these are when we were these doing these on the other show, often off that muted.
03:00:11 None of it was that often the what happens often,
03:00:15 often and often often.
03:00:18 I was doing that on the other show.
03:00:22 Even though my show was on the screen, I was still doing my doing drops.
03:00:26 As long as Steve doesn't mute it
03:00:29 or fuck and see what happens,
03:00:33 that's when Tiger Woods is my that's
03:00:38 when Tiger Woods is a
03:00:42 whatever.
03:00:42 Elin, his wife, hit it, hit his broke the window with the golf club
03:00:47 and the police are there.
03:00:48 This is from the police
03:00:50 recording.
03:00:52 And it's his mom in the background because they're interviewing him.
03:00:55 And then he she kind of comes out and goes, what's happened?
03:01:00 This is just the of it.
03:01:01 But there's like talking from between the cops and Tiger Woods prior to
03:01:07 and then afterwards.
03:01:08 But there's just this very distinctive
03:01:11 his mom's voice that just kind of comes clear out of left field
03:01:15 like she just woke up and there's like, all this weird shit going on.
03:01:18 She's just like an old lady and just like, what happened?
03:01:22 She has no idea.
03:01:24 She sounds like your your your your son and his wife got into a fight.
03:01:29 He drove down the street ended up hitting a tree, I believe,
03:01:33 and then tried to back out, pull away.
03:01:34 And then his wife had broke his window with his golf club.
03:01:39 Favorite version, Tiger Woods on the video.
03:01:41 Yeah, right. Yeah.
03:01:44 And then, you know, there was a time where he, you know, took
03:01:47 too many drugs and fell asleep and went downhill and crashed
03:01:50 into a bunch of people and almost became paralyzed.
03:01:54 Pain killers will make you do some bad decisions.
03:01:58 Oh, yes.
03:01:59 But you know anyone can be forgiven as long as they can play a sport really good.
03:02:05 If you can't, you're probably never going to get a job again.
03:02:08 Sorry.
03:02:09 What is that called?
03:02:10 When you make a corrections, mistakes, fun, incorrect, or a no?
03:02:16 I said something wrong.
03:02:17 I said I kept saying refer to Malaysia as the most densely populated area,
03:02:20 but as I'm closing all my windows, I googled that I didn't get to the answer.
03:02:24 Then You're from Bangladesh
03:02:27 is what I what I was thinking of.
03:02:29 It's that is the most pop, the most densely populated.
03:02:35 It's going to say populated, dense.
03:02:36 But that's the wrong way to say that.
03:02:38 So I said it the right way is from
03:02:41 Bangladesh is the most populated with
03:02:46 1342 people per kilometer
03:02:50 Bangla dense, Bangla dense earth air.
03:02:56 So not Malaysia.
03:02:57 I don't know why I said Malaysia, Malaysia, my lanta.
03:03:01 There's Melanie. Oh, my lanta.
03:03:04 Gary's first girlfriend.
03:03:06 What I will not Dr.
03:03:08 Who being Bangladesh,
03:03:11 Melanie Dirt or whatever her name was.
03:03:14 Melanie.
03:03:16 Melanie Maloney dear to
03:03:23 one cup.
03:03:24 One cup of oat milk contains seven grams of added sugar,
03:03:30 one cup. That's not ounce.
03:03:31 We're talking one cup.
03:03:33 So in your in your actual serving, you probably drink like four cups, right?
03:03:38 In a regular glass.
03:03:39 I'm not I don't eat. I don't drink oat milk.
03:03:42 I don't either.
03:03:44 I don't even know if the way I said that to sounded like it was like poison.
03:03:47 I don't know if seven grams of sugar is a lot.
03:03:49 Seems like all the way.
03:03:52 I mean, anything is a lot.
03:03:55 Yeah.
03:03:56 There's not a lot of sugar in water.
03:04:01 I'll bet you
03:04:02 there's some a bunch of there's traces.
03:04:05 But, uh.
03:04:09 Well, it's like.
03:04:10 And so that's.
03:04:11 See, that's the story is milk and blood sugar.
03:04:14 People are wondering why they're eating so healthy and they're fucking dying.
03:04:18 I drink is milk. What kind of milk?
03:04:21 Almond and oat milk.
03:04:23 Well, so
03:04:25 now they're going to kind of here's here's another story.
03:04:27 Oatmeal contains a kind of super sugar called maltose.
03:04:33 That's the stuff, man.
03:04:34 It'll raise your blood sugar.
03:04:38 Yeah.
03:04:38 Not to go belabor too many stories, but one of my girlfriends,
03:04:44 one of my girlfriend's friends had some.
03:04:48 She just wasn't taking care of herself.
03:04:50 And it was some type of, like, diabetes type situation.
03:04:54 So you I guess you're her one of your friends.
03:04:56 You just one of your friends friend?
03:04:58 Yeah, for sure.
03:04:59 I'm so specified.
03:05:02 So yeah, I know for sure.
03:05:04 I can tell by social distancing.
03:05:05 She like in a wheelchair.
03:05:07 And then somehow, like for fun I can see you know, miraculously got out of it.
03:05:12 But then we went to
03:05:14 she's we went to the a couple of times and she is
03:05:19 she's been kind of hilarious because she she has been like
03:05:21 kind of hoarding yourself out to anyone at any bar that we go to,
03:05:24 which is why we go and hang out with her, because there's always entertainment,
03:05:28 because she's usually making out with some random dude.
03:05:31 Well,
03:05:33 she must come if you
03:05:34 asking if we ever three call her her number.
03:05:39 She missed out on like a minor segment of her life
03:05:42 and so she's trying to get it back, I guess is what you say.
03:05:45 If she had like a medical situation and, you know, had a few years
03:05:50 out of the limelight and then she kind of dove back in headfirst,
03:05:53 even though she probably be more conscious of her health sometimes.
03:05:57 You swerved a little bit too far when you're swerving one way, though.
03:06:01 So we we went we've been she's been dating this dude
03:06:04 works at this bar in Northville or no in Nova.
03:06:08 So is there a difference?
03:06:12 Yeah.
03:06:13 The fountain phone walk
03:06:16 specifically sounds like West Side stuff.
03:06:19 I don't know what the fuck you're saying.
03:06:21 Yeah, no, it's. It's weird.
03:06:22 I'm not from the West side, but I go there occasionally,
03:06:27 and so
03:06:30 at her and this other chick we're talking about,
03:06:32 like their diabetes fucking numbers and shit,
03:06:35 they were joking about it and blah, blah, blah.
03:06:36 And so then like,
03:06:39 like last my girlfriend said that her that the bitch was hospitalized because
03:06:43 she's had a fucking sore in her foot that went all the way to the bone
03:06:47 and she didn't do anything about it.
03:06:51 And it's like, I don't know.
03:06:52 Yeah, yeah, exactly right.
03:06:54 So another one of her friends, which is one of my friends as well,
03:06:58 because she met her shortly after
03:07:02 I met her, my girlfriend.
03:07:04 And so I've been friends.
03:07:05 I could say that this chick is actually my friend as well.
03:07:09 Same situation with the diabetes.
03:07:11 And she was pregnant.
03:07:13 And literally we she had a baby shower
03:07:16 and I was invited to the baby shower along with a couple other of the
03:07:21 closer
03:07:22 dudes that knew her that were also in couples and shit.
03:07:26 And it was it was a very regular event.
03:07:29 It wasn't anything.
03:07:30 She's not a prissy girl,
03:07:34 but she was kind of joking about
03:07:36 having some sugary beverages and joking about this and that.
03:07:40 And it took her levels at thing
03:07:44 and was kind of joking about like, Oh,
03:07:47 whatever.
03:07:47 I got a new high score, you know, blah, blah, blah.
03:07:50 And then that night she,
03:07:53 her at that event,
03:07:55 apparently I don't know anything about the woman anatomy
03:07:58 other than the vagina and the, the her, the clitoris,
03:08:02 the hole and the clitoris is all I know about it.
03:08:05 There's another hole I learned on the show last time.
03:08:08 There's another whole the urine comes out of one of the urethra.
03:08:13 They have a urethra too good to know.
03:08:16 I'll stay away from that hole when I'm down there.
03:08:18 Yeah, right.
03:08:18 So apparently her mucus plug came out at this Amazon.
03:08:23 I hate when that happens. Was she pregnant? Did I missed that part?
03:08:26 Yeah. Yeah.
03:08:28 So while she's pregnant, she's talking about her
03:08:30 her diabetes levels and then her mucus plug comes out,
03:08:33 she ends up delivering the baby that night,
03:08:40 a month and a half early.
03:08:42 And the baby probably has like some issues.
03:08:46 And we got two preemies in my family, my niece and nephew.
03:08:51 They're like, we got together okay.
03:08:53 They're strong and great.
03:08:54 Do they do they
03:08:56 do they have like the hip thing to put them in to help
03:09:01 to prevent hip dysplasia?
03:09:04 Not that I ever saw.
03:09:06 Yeah, because, like, I guess they're supposed to be in a specific position.
03:09:10 One, I don't know. That one was developed.
03:09:12 So the baby needs to be in this harness thing
03:09:15 to keep it in a specific position until it develops more.
03:09:21 Yeah.
03:09:21 So just situations when it comes to taking care of yourself and sugar
03:09:25 and diabetes and other shit and it's just like the ignorance, you know,
03:09:29 the one.
03:09:30 Okay, you're just affecting yourself, the other.
03:09:32 It was just ridiculous because my girlfriend and I,
03:09:35 while she was doing it, we're both whispering to each other.
03:09:37 We're like,
03:09:37 That's kind of fucked up because, like, she's pregnant
03:09:39 and she's kind of joking about her diabetes and shit.
03:09:41 It's like, that can affect the baby
03:09:43 and she fucking spits the baby out of fucking that night.
03:09:47 That's like her.
03:09:48 And you're looking at that like, holy, like, what the fuck?
03:09:50 And we're friends with her
03:09:51 and we're kind of like trying to like, oh, you know, But she, oh, I, she,
03:09:55 she made that joke and then went and had another fucking sugary beverage
03:09:59 like it's, I don't need, I treat my body like shit.
03:10:03 So I always fall back on.
03:10:04 We all make like I don't know, I guess that's, that's, that's to me.
03:10:08 You can make choices.
03:10:10 You can pay little by little or you can pay a lot later.
03:10:14 I know, but for a dude, I guess it's different if you.
03:10:16 If you were. Yeah, it should be less.
03:10:19 The dude should care less because he's not.
03:10:21 It doesn't have to be, you know, like, yeah, that's all I'm saying.
03:10:24 But if it was the other way around, do you feel like you would,
03:10:28 I'd have a attitude or do you think you would
03:10:31 still struggle with like, what would it be a no brainer or would you struggle?
03:10:35 I guess you don't know. But I
03:10:37 this I'm stealing this from a comedian He did of men took care of the child.
03:10:41 We would get it done in like two weeks.
03:10:43 We wouldn't take nine months to grow, baby.
03:10:46 We'd be like, Fuck this, we're doing it this way.
03:10:48 And it would, I don't know.
03:10:48 I was I was so like, it's like two years ago.
03:10:51 For some reason, I don't know if it was there was post, post COVID.
03:10:55 I don't know if it was because I was drinking too much
03:10:58 or smoking too much post-college.
03:11:00 I don't know. Yeah.
03:11:02 After
03:11:02 COVID, I was working from home for the most part.
03:11:06 So like, I don't know,
03:11:09 might wake up, drink a beer, might, you know, have a big bite
03:11:13 flow, drink a beer, not get drunk at all, but like, so drink it slow.
03:11:17 Drink a beer every day.
03:11:20 And I just was feeling kind of weird, like I'd stand up
03:11:23 and I just kind of feel kind of, like, floaty,
03:11:25 nothing like I couldn't handle or I don't know what what it was I went to.
03:11:28 I went to the doctor. The bitch freaked me out.
03:11:31 I went to the hospital, paid way too much money.
03:11:33 They told me there was nothing wrong with me.
03:11:35 I didn't go to the doctor.
03:11:36 I went to the walking clinic.
03:11:37 The the dumb bitch freaked me out because she doesn't know how to read the EKG.
03:11:42 I went to
03:11:42 the bitch at the hospital who even just like, looks.
03:11:46 Just who checks you in, looked at and went,
03:11:48 Yeah, there's something wrong with this.
03:11:49 And I'm like, I don't know.
03:11:51 The chick asked me at the at the walk in clinic if I wanted to get a, an ambulance.
03:11:55 Imagine if I had said yes and I'm like, well, I'm like, I drove here.
03:11:59 I'm like, I think I'm fine.
03:12:02 And she and I drove here.
03:12:04 Sure she does.
03:12:05 She's like, she told that she they maybe had several heart attacks.
03:12:09 And when I got to the house, so they were like, No, this is like nothing.
03:12:12 So here's a person bringing in this
03:12:15 whole world is full of good intended people.
03:12:17 But like, if you walk into a store and you're buying a lawnmower,
03:12:22 they're not going to go, you don't need a lawn mower.
03:12:23 Your lawn is fine. You can do this and that.
03:12:25 No, they're going to go they're going to sell your lawn.
03:12:26 So if you walk into a place like that,
03:12:28 that's all they do is make money off of you being sick.
03:12:30 Of course they're going to be like, Yeah, you should probably get an ambulance.
03:12:33 You spray at these tests.
03:12:34 Oh, my God, no, I've I feel like some of the
03:12:37 some of the shit I think she was just going based off of her dumb
03:12:41 speculation when it comes to.
03:12:45 So there is a adage when it comes to people that go, oh, oh,
03:12:48 how much do you drink?
03:12:49 Oh, I drink, you know, three beers a night.
03:12:52 Okay.
03:12:52 Well, you're supposed to multiply that by whatever amount.
03:12:55 And she's like, Well, how much do you drink?
03:12:57 And I'm like, I don't know. It varies.
03:12:59 And she's like, Well, how much do you drink?
03:13:00 I'm like, I really just drink beer. And I'm like, I don't know.
03:13:03 Sometimes I'll have three or four, sometimes I'll just have two,
03:13:06 sometimes I'll have one.
03:13:08 And you know, and I go like,
03:13:09 I'll have one or two in the morning and then maybe like, I don't know,
03:13:14 I the guy at the hospital, I'm like, I don't know.
03:13:16 I'm like, she he's like, well, you know,
03:13:19 she what do you do to him?
03:13:22 You just said she he
03:13:25 yeah, she
03:13:26 the world is the world is picking you up, man.
03:13:29 You don't even know what you're worried.
03:13:31 Now you got to do the hospital was like,
03:13:36 I'm like, I don't know.
03:13:37 I just feel kind of floaty.
03:13:38 And he's like, Oh, they give me a friggin saline bullshit IV
03:13:42 drip, and he's like, Do you feel any better?
03:13:43 I'm like, Well Yeah, of course I do,
03:13:44 because I feel more hydrated, but I can't, right?
03:13:47 Like Gatorade directly into my veins,
03:13:51 dextrose.
03:13:51 That's I feel much better. Yes.
03:13:54 I wish.
03:13:54 Dude, I had a coffee instead of coffee.
03:13:56 I see a time where everybody just goes in their kitchen and gets a dextrose
03:13:59 fucking caffeine drip and just boop is way better.
03:14:03 It'll Be better in your teeth, better on your stomach.
03:14:07 It'll be so pretty much
03:14:11 he was just like, I'm like, I don't know.
03:14:12 I'm like, I just.
03:14:13 I drink occasionally beer and I smoke some wee and.
03:14:16 He's like,
03:14:17 he goes, You know,
03:14:18 that stuff kind of affects you a little bit different when you get older.
03:14:21 And so I was it was just making me feel so weird that I literally really quit.
03:14:26 I quit drinking and I quit smoking for
03:14:29 like three months cold turkey that'll fuck you up to.
03:14:33 No, I had zero issue zero. Issue.
03:14:36 I had no problem.
03:14:37 Some people die with it.
03:14:38 I didn't I didn't I didn't feel.
03:14:40 No, it was just beer.
03:14:42 I wasn't even I wasn't that bad.
03:14:44 That's the problem of.
03:14:47 Yeah, I know
03:14:48 people that like Rick Rick Snyder.
03:14:51 So that motherfucker was shaking, taking the bacon.
03:14:55 He could fucking work at a paint store
03:14:56 and be the fucking greatest paint mixer in the world. That's scary.
03:14:59 The fucking picture him on his couch. We we.
03:15:01 We used to make fun of him to his face because he hates.
03:15:05 Yeah, because he.
03:15:07 He was living at Gary's, and he was.
03:15:09 You mean like when he did Hugh Grant?
03:15:11 Yeah.
03:15:12 Yeah.
03:15:13 No, I never.
03:15:15 I never had a drink.
03:15:16 I can count how many times you're on one hand,
03:15:21 but I smoke all the time and I know I drink too much beer.
03:15:24 I smoke too much weed, but I do it in so much moderation
03:15:27 that I don't feel like I. So it's
03:15:30 within the last ten years I quit smoking weed for months for no reason.
03:15:34 It just worked out that way.
03:15:35 And I think somebody told me I couldn't or I was addicted.
03:15:38 I was like, Fuck you, right?
03:15:39 Yeah. Yeah, exactly.
03:15:41 After like a month, my body hurts so bad, aches and pains that I didn't know I had.
03:15:46 I think I'm 40 something, never had aches and pains.
03:15:50 I had zero issue and I ended it.
03:15:52 I'm laying on the floor going, Oh my man.
03:15:54 I back and my wife finally said, Do you think maybe this is like all your pain
03:15:57 you have all the time, but without any CBD, without any THC,
03:16:01 you know, like constantly being dosed with it, that now you can feel all that pain.
03:16:05 And I was like, meh, maybe that. Yeah.
03:16:09 So I'm like, I can't just quit smoking weed.
03:16:11 I got to smoke it all the time.
03:16:13 I didn't I didn't have that issue at all and I quit.
03:16:15 But I will say I hurt.
03:16:16 I have definitely heard that and I've had I was even in the work.
03:16:20 I was older than you are now though, when that happened.
03:16:22 So just wait forever.
03:16:24 Due to that, my work and like mentioned one time, use a older dude,
03:16:28 but he was looking at all the shit
03:16:29 I was doing all the time and he goes, Hey, do you have any issues with your back?
03:16:34 And I'm like, No.
03:16:34 I'm like, That's perfectly fine. And he's yours.
03:16:37 Are you? Like, he's like, Really?
03:16:38 And he's like, I see you, like, do all kinds of shit all the time.
03:16:40 And I'm like, I don't know.
03:16:42 And I just like, I always heard that too.
03:16:45 You're tall.
03:16:45 Have you broke a lot of bones in your life?
03:16:47 Most most tall people break bones. I
03:16:51 at least like here,
03:16:52 I've punched somebody in the face when I was in fourth grade.
03:16:56 And so this knuckle is a little bit wider in that section.
03:17:00 And this one right here, that, that.
03:17:03 And I almost it was almost right on the growth plate.
03:17:05 Doesn't that just come in handy, though, if you need to punch somebody again? No,
03:17:09 I guess so. Is it stronger or weaker?
03:17:10 I don't know.
03:17:11 I don't know.
03:17:11 I'm also broke, broke my middle finger in football.
03:17:15 And then I had my my hand smashed.
03:17:18 Fortunately for me, I've never broke a broken bone.
03:17:23 I've never broke a major bone.
03:17:27 I forgot why we were talking about a large bone.
03:17:29 Yeah. I don't know what we're. We just talking about bones?
03:17:32 No. Before that,
03:17:34 redoing the kitchen.
03:17:36 We were doing the kitchen.
03:17:37 There was a kitchen and.
03:17:38 Well, it is a fair.
03:17:39 If I make fun of Garry being bald because he can't change that, apparently.
03:17:42 Or not.
03:17:42 No, he's perfectly comfortable with that.
03:17:44 We've been doing it for years.
03:17:45 All right. I just want to make sure I thought it was pretty.
03:17:47 Yeah, I think I think he's well aware that he's bald.
03:17:50 I did two in a row and then the Patrick Stewart thing
03:17:53 that was just a nonchalant, but I had to point out,
03:17:57 like you say, Captain Kirk, to be nice
03:17:59 or to be sarcastic, I, you know, I don't know.
03:18:02 I'm not, which is fine because I'm comfortable with that. Yep.
03:18:06 I also thought, no, you were doubling down on like due to,
03:18:08 I don't know, Star Trek, you know, I'd rather.
03:18:09 Oh, that's the same thing to you.
03:18:15 That's exactly.
03:18:16 I can't play the free house clip. Now,
03:18:20 realize that's my best clip of the week.
03:18:23 I've had it two weeks now.
03:18:25 It doesn't even have anything.
03:18:26 I don't know.
03:18:28 And I have I have a I have a news story that I've been I wanted to get to.
03:18:32 Oh, the two one thing that isn't really that important,
03:18:35 but one that was marginally interesting.
03:18:37 That's the breaking news.
03:18:39 No, it's it's a little bit it could be, Oh, we have a single breaking news.
03:18:43 All it should or do.
03:18:45 I did one right.
03:18:45 We did. We did.
03:18:46 We did think I thought right.
03:18:49 That's somebody that's why I tried to dive into some the deer flags early, too.
03:18:54 I thought, I'm like, You don't fuck it.
03:18:55 I thought Gary's wife had passed.
03:19:01 That's.
03:19:01 But then he thought it was great.
03:19:03 He made a left turn and said something that had nothing to do
03:19:05 with anything we were talking about.
03:19:06 I don't remember what it was now, but it was funny at the time.
03:19:09 Oh, no, I thought you said.
03:19:12 I thought his wife had passed because he went like a whole extra hour.
03:19:17 Though within the first one,
03:19:20 within the first 10 minutes, we had a breaking news
03:19:22 because his wife had passed.
03:19:25 But instead of taking the bait, he said something else ridiculous.
03:19:30 I might have to watch that part of the show.
03:19:32 Yeah, I do. I do.
03:19:33 So I don't know whether we could burn this one, but it's a
03:19:37 it is a I'm sorry, I'm not a clip budget,
03:19:40 so you guys got to like, comment subscribe If we if you want clips during the week.
03:19:45 Well I can also
03:19:47 makeshift them myself but I've got to kind of manually do it
03:19:51 I can do it yeah it's time to do that.
03:19:54 I thought about it, but I can do it.
03:19:57 It just it just depends on like last we get that much time.
03:20:01 But I so probably could have banged out a couple
03:20:03 and I feel like something is better than nothing.
03:20:05 And that was kind of one of the things that I wanted to
03:20:08 that's number one because I
03:20:11 already enjoy our show.
03:20:12 That's the only note I have is debate the need for show clips
03:20:16 because I felt like you were it was coming across.
03:20:19 Yeah, it felt like I did
03:20:23 you work for so I just answered it.
03:20:26 Well, it felt like you were coming across as you were like just either I didn't
03:20:31 I didn't know if it was you that you felt like they were unnecessary
03:20:35 or it was a time thing or an effort thing or
03:20:38 No, I saw value, value thing
03:20:43 because I'll I'll handle that.
03:20:45 I don't know if I thought that.
03:20:47 I thought, ooh, you could make a couple.
03:20:49 We only really need five or six.
03:20:52 Actually I can do one at 10:00 for sure.
03:20:54 You know the 10:00 10 p.m., 10 p.m.
03:20:55 ten people just get used to it and the two and I have hundreds
03:21:00 or I have hundreds of old clips and I was going to grab them,
03:21:03 but then I got to copy and paste, Oh shit. Copy that.
03:21:05 I was like, You know what? Fuck it.
03:21:07 I burned myself out because I did one every 4 hours for the week before.
03:21:11 And the success of that, though, is we got one
03:21:13 clip that came out with think we're up to like 8000 views.
03:21:17 It's pretty good.
03:21:19 And that
03:21:20 could be because it's ludicrous, but
03:21:23 I don't know. Yeah. Yeah. That one is weird.
03:21:25 It sure that's the whole flash rant Got Ludacris on and then he started Yeah
03:21:31 we know he's not
03:21:35 that classic Keep Me inspired.
03:21:37 Looks like he's our fourth guest.
03:21:39 I like it.
03:21:41 I didn't do it.
03:21:42 I did get an exclusive interview,
03:21:47 Uh, and you did shoot for
03:21:51 eating an eating out mike.
03:21:53 And so, yeah, that one got Yeah, they all got some shit, too, I guess
03:21:57 yeah, I don't know, I, I can run it through the,
03:22:00 whatever the video as long as that lets me do it for, for free in.
03:22:06 That sense.
03:22:08 Because all I need is again the four shows per month
03:22:13 you get 72 hours per month per account
03:22:20 and so routed junk emails.
03:22:22 So yeah. Yeah.
03:22:24 So what I would do is just the Flashdance side of it, which is fine.
03:22:29 So it's roughly 2 hours,
03:22:31 so probably few emails block your IP.
03:22:35 Well, that's what was happening with the the other one.
03:22:38 Yeah. So well yeah.
03:22:40 So I did post the one video in the video.
03:22:44 This is not the tube, so.
03:22:47 Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:22:50 But it's we don't have to play that now but we could,
03:22:55 but that's
03:22:57 from the fire or something where they,
03:23:03 it was weird because I was able to use their shit
03:23:07 and they have a thing
03:23:08 that when like you could just delete your account when you're done with them.
03:23:11 And so I would use their free shit, delete my account,
03:23:15 log in with the same email and then get more right away.
03:23:21 And so I did that a
03:23:22 whole shit time trying to use their I video software to make a video for this.
03:23:28 This particular song which I would say because this is I'm
03:23:34 trying to remaster the whole Hot Dog Buns catalog
03:23:37 and this would be like the best song by far up to this point.
03:23:42 And so I decided, and it's one of my favorite songs in general from Dog Months.
03:23:47 It is a Dr. Dre beat that we did,
03:23:50 but I like it.
03:23:52 And so I decided to try to do something a little more unique with the video.
03:23:56 And so doing that, constantly deleting and redoing the profile,
03:24:00 they all of a sudden made that no longer able to happen.
03:24:03 And so I had to use a different email, but you could just create any email
03:24:07 I could do at ABC.com and it would go, Yeah, okay.
03:24:11 And so I was doing that for a while
03:24:14 and then you had to get a verification email after a little while.
03:24:18 And so it's like,
03:24:18 okay, they're what I'm doing and they're trying to stop me from.
03:24:21 Yeah, there's a website for that too, though, where you can have it
03:24:24 send the verification.
03:24:25 Yeah, but so they did that
03:24:26 and so I gave up for a little bit and then I went back in.
03:24:29 Then apparently you can still
03:24:32 just make make up on the email,
03:24:35 but that's not the one is it.
03:24:38 We, we big banks, we get the free
03:24:45 one I'm talking about but that's okay.
03:24:47 No talking
03:24:57 big, big,
03:25:04 big. You got to get water.
03:25:07 Yeah. That's a step on or anything.
03:25:08 Oh, but I forgot.
03:25:10 I did want to put your hands up.
03:25:12 I mean, the one episode
03:25:14 that I did want to not forget to put you over for your fucking drumming
03:25:18 one episode that was like, uh, like, I don't know, I didn't.
03:25:22 I didn't not believe your drumming prowess, but
03:25:25 when I actually saw you drum, I'm like, Oh, shit he's not fucking around, period.
03:25:29 Like,
03:25:31 I wish I was like, okay, he's probably a pretty good drummer.
03:25:33 And then when I saw you, I'm like, Oh, he's not fucking around at all.
03:25:36 Because it was like the video that I sent
03:25:39 where the guy was like, doing like this thing.
03:25:40 And It's like, it's like, Oh, no, no, yeah, yeah, you can do this.
03:25:44 Yeah, I guess, you know, 30, 40.
03:25:47 Oh, my God. 45.
03:25:49 Yeah, I've been playing since I was 14. Practically every day.
03:25:53 Yeah, I saw that.
03:25:54 I'm like, Oh, shit, He probably saw that.
03:25:55 Everyone is like, Yeah, that's like,
03:25:57 that's why I can't wait to get it set up and working.
03:25:59 So I can't wait.
03:26:01 I'm going to ideally, we're going to have like a Tonight
03:26:04 Show will open the show with actual like I think every show
03:26:08 that is a saxophone it just like no guitar, bass and drums.
03:26:13 If you know anybody who plays saxophone will definitely get them on there.
03:26:16 But they need a really good intro.
03:26:17 But because we're not playing you.
03:26:19 Yeah, been curious because I've got
03:26:23 I've got a little
03:26:26 I figure it's a little kind of deejay
03:26:30 kind of pad set up I've got a little like
03:26:34 I like that somebody could come in speaking a a deejay.
03:26:38 They said something about deejays that rap is not.
03:26:41 I forgot what they said. Now I should find the comment.
03:26:43 We should go through like I didn't.
03:26:44 I forgot about the
03:26:47 we had a lot of comments on the show.
03:26:50 No, I see. I forgot.
03:26:52 I forgot to hook up chat and I went looking.
03:26:54 No, no. Good.
03:26:56 I don't know if something's having
03:26:57 a rumble or if something's happening to the show.
03:26:59 We're not getting a lot of views lately.
03:27:01 It hasn't.
03:27:02 It must be the racist banter.
03:27:05 I think if we do that, we get more views,
03:27:08 the N-word have been said on the last show, but.
03:27:11 And whoever said that
03:27:14 probably apologizes for our N-word.
03:27:17 Shows do very well
03:27:21 legally.
03:27:22 So, you know, what is this in phase That was a show.
03:27:27 Yeah.
03:27:29 Yeah.
03:27:29 The TV you're in one of the season
03:27:41 and you know
03:27:44 my name
03:27:50 is Big Bang.
03:27:52 The show.
03:27:54 We make big names and we we didn't make
03:28:06 things.
03:28:07 And Big Bang got almost kind of a churchy feel.
03:28:10 There that.
03:28:14 Yeah, it's a sample from a really old piano song
03:28:22 and Big Bang bang
03:28:25 and so you made this on a DJ board.
03:28:32 You were saying, No, no, no.
03:28:34 That one,
03:28:36 that one
03:28:39 because of my iPhone as it where I made that
03:28:42 a beat maker was the app and then they had beatmaker two
03:28:47 Uh, I was also earlier
03:28:50 had two ones, was a lot of fruity loops, beats
03:28:54 fruity loops.
03:28:55 Holy shit, I installed for my girls.
03:28:58 Yeah, there you go. I installed Fruity Loops once.
03:29:02 Yeah.
03:29:02 That's basically where we're where we started was Fruity Loops.
03:29:06 I hate that program.
03:29:08 It's just simple to click that and yeah,
03:29:12 they shit together.
03:29:14 But I've also even back in the day there was electric drums
03:29:17 and midi triggers.
03:29:18 Well, they were there, but I didn't have them.
03:29:21 I programed a whole album with those dots
03:29:24 like not real live drums with dynamics.
03:29:30 People swore it was real,
03:29:33 but it wasn't.
03:29:38 But other than that, yeah, mean I'm not a sample
03:29:41 because the drums sounded way better than live recording.
03:29:43 We could not get the live drums to.
03:29:45 We sound like a punk band no matter how well we want to.
03:29:47 What do you what do you think about Because they do do that.
03:29:50 Where
03:29:53 they'll have a live drummer drumming, but they might add a
03:29:58 synthesized drummer on top of that
03:30:00 to give him more depth every so early.
03:30:04 I was really playing the drum at that point, like by taking somebody
03:30:08 smacking a thing at a time interval and somebody taking it
03:30:12 and applying different dynamics to it to make it sound different.
03:30:16 Who's really playing the drums at that point?
03:30:19 Well,
03:30:23 these drums that I play are samples.
03:30:24 So what I'm just saying.
03:30:25 Yeah, but you're doing that
03:30:26 all yourself, though, so you're the like lack of reference.
03:30:30 Say your Travis
03:30:32 and you decide to go in there and you're drumming, you know this,
03:30:37 you know this pattern and it sounds however, but then the person
03:30:40 in production studio decides to add some some different depth to that drum
03:30:46 and click on tweak on the cue and
03:30:49 and make it sound completely different than what you originally had tapped out.
03:30:54 So my problem is
03:30:55 with when you have a regular microphone, which is what I'm talking in right here,
03:30:59 and you don't have an environment, it's a basement of a studio.
03:31:02 You could spend hours and have decades of experience
03:31:05 and your drums are going to sound like shit no matter how good you try
03:31:10 with a sample drum, even though it's Travis Barker playing it
03:31:13 ten years ago, it's a recording of him hitting a drum in some other country.
03:31:16 For all I know.
03:31:18 Still, it just because the better sound is why I would use samples.
03:31:22 I'm not a purist.
03:31:23 A lot of people are like they would.
03:31:25 You can't.
03:31:26 They want your sound hitting the drum
03:31:28 and you can do a lot more with acoustic drums.
03:31:31 You can do a lot more than with samples because I only have 15 levels of dynamite,
03:31:35 way harder to make up the Brighton way.
03:31:39 He produced
03:31:41 I don't like.
03:31:41 It's impossible for me with the quality, with the equipment I have.
03:31:45 I can make it subpar at best.
03:31:47 I use.
03:31:47 I've looked into all of that whole dynamic and it's just the
03:31:52 all the different mikes and then all the the room mikes
03:31:56 and then to to blend all those mikes on the final like and then
03:32:01 the mess is just absolutely ridiculous that have decent drums up here.
03:32:06 But they're not maples they're not studio made reference drums,
03:32:09 so they sound like production versus like rock or just real.
03:32:13 I don't know how you want to
03:32:16 synthesize
03:32:17 instrument production versus like real instrument production.
03:32:20 I like the way he said.
03:32:21 Rapper real. That's that's great.
03:32:23 Yeah, I don't know. I guess pop music the same way, though.
03:32:25 That's why I, you know, even synthesized music
03:32:29 from metal is all fake and synthesized and triggered now.
03:32:33 Yes and no.
03:32:34 I mean, I guess yes And yes, there was
03:32:37 there was a thing back in the day when I was a kid where it was
03:32:42 you didn't understand it, but you you did
03:32:45 know that or at least hear that. Okay.
03:32:48 This band, when they went in to record the song,
03:32:53 they all played together verses this instrument recorded,
03:32:57 and then that instrument recorded and then that instrument recorded
03:33:01 and then that instrument recorded.
03:33:02 Nobody does it that way.
03:33:05 The there was bands that used to do recordings
03:33:08 that were only live maybe, but they would have
03:33:12 they would probably dub it as a live recording.
03:33:14 Then maybe they didn't have the budget to record everything.
03:33:17 So if they did that, they'd go in
03:33:19 and they'd punch in little spots to make it better.
03:33:23 You know, even when the guy would switch one tape over and switch
03:33:26 the other one over and he'd redo the solo or, you know, they would track, I guess.
03:33:30 So I don't know.
03:33:31 I was in there.
03:33:31 So maybe, maybe I'm mistaken. Then.
03:33:33 But what I heard,
03:33:36 what I like was also one of the it was also when I was a kid too.
03:33:38 So it could be a purist if if you want to if you want to make twinkle noises
03:33:43 with an outlet, you know, that's art. I'll appreciate it.
03:33:46 But what I like is when somebody can recreate, live
03:33:50 what they recorded in the studio, then that's talent.
03:33:52 Obviously, they're doing.
03:33:54 So, you know, it's not like you were talking about adding the noise.
03:33:57 Travis Barker's drums were, What if it's just a drum pad with a sample sound in it?
03:34:03 I'm fine with that as long as they can play it in the studio
03:34:06 and I can go watch them. And it sounds similar.
03:34:08 Not like, Whoa, wait a minute.
03:34:09 You ever hear there's a there's an old video where Britney Spears
03:34:13 hot mic of the limit on a live
03:34:16 recording went out instead of the dubbed mic of the studio recording?
03:34:19 Oh, yeah.
03:34:20 And it is horrendous
03:34:23 and it's unfair.
03:34:25 I don't I mean, I think she can sing, but at that particular time she can't.
03:34:28 You can't run up and down stairs while you're singing.
03:34:32 No, I don't think anybody can
03:34:34 actually take that back.
03:34:35 Pink can.
03:34:36 Do you ever see her.
03:34:37 She she has people punch her in the stomach and stand on her stomach
03:34:40 as she spins around and sings upside down?
03:34:41 I don't like her songs.
03:34:43 She's too popular, you know, to trendy pop.
03:34:46 Yeah, I kind of.
03:34:48 I respect her.
03:34:50 I respect her show. Other pop.
03:34:52 I respect her much more than other pop artists because she kind of just seems
03:34:55 like she's she's up there and more herself still doing it.
03:34:59 Yeah, but she seems like she's more herself
03:35:01 and isn't trying to play that teenybopper bullshit.
03:35:03 You know?
03:35:06 Shit.
03:35:06 She has teenyboppers, think she's a mom.
03:35:11 What? We're getting all weird again.
03:35:12 Let's talk laundry and then we'll wrap it up.
03:35:14 Mom's talking about pink moms.
03:35:18 I know.
03:35:18 Do you want to go to one new?
03:35:19 Sorry, because I've been wanting to speak in a dirty vagina.
03:35:23 Where are you going?
03:35:25 I don't know. I just Segway.
03:35:26 Isn't that a Segway for anything?
03:35:28 Yeah, that could be.
03:35:29 I'm going to forget big, but you got nothing up, so there's nothing. Do.
03:35:33 Hold on, hold on.
03:35:35 So I've been waiting for 2 to 3 weeks.
03:35:37 This is the third week of number three,
03:35:40 a mother of two and staycation with family sexually abuses.
03:35:44 15 year old hockey players visiting the same hotel.
03:35:47 Wait, so not related to her.
03:35:49 Some other young little boys? Yep.
03:35:52 A minnesota woman visiting a hotel with her husband and their children.
03:35:56 Sexually abuse to 15 year old hockey
03:36:01 activity.
03:36:02 All hockey players
03:36:02 sing at the same establishment, according to authorities in Ramsey County, did say.
03:36:07 And her husband, can you go back up to the first?
03:36:09 No, no, I did not.
03:36:11 Oh, she was she was staying there with her husband.
03:36:14 Her husband. Okay. Yeah.
03:36:16 So Allison, Allison Lee shirtless.
03:36:20 Sure. And 30 allegedly.
03:36:24 True that
03:36:26 is allegedly charged with
03:36:28 criminal sexual conduct in the third degree and criminal sexual
03:36:32 sexual content in the fourth degree become
03:36:36 the complaint viewed by law and crime so that several youth hockey
03:36:41 teams were visiting the hotel from out of state for a tournament
03:36:44 in the area on the night of January 14th.
03:36:48 Members of the team went to the hotel's pool after a dinner area.
03:36:52 After dinner, Sheridan was in the sauna authorities said,
03:36:57 No, go ahead.
03:36:58 I'm thinking I try not to do the sound effects, but sometimes I can't go.
03:37:01 No, no, no.
03:37:02 It goes perfect.
03:37:03 Do you think that
03:37:05 I don't I'm going to sound horrible, but I don't think there's anything
03:37:09 wrong with.
03:37:11 Right.
03:37:13 Well, I'm
03:37:14 she I mean, this woman this woman thought she figured something out.
03:37:18 She's like, dude, and it's the hotel.
03:37:21 How long is hockey season?
03:37:22 They probably do these tournaments every weekend with a whole new batch of kids.
03:37:27 The 18 that 18 to 20 year olds got boring.
03:37:30 They started to catch on.
03:37:30 They probably wanted to talk after.
03:37:32 She's like, Wait, I can find some 15 olds or just like and then get the fuck out.
03:37:37 My favorite part.
03:37:38 So you said your two friends and we we
03:37:41 Oh man, that's not exactly how the story goes, But I do.
03:37:44 I do appreciate your banter.
03:37:46 I have a I have a match that I didn't play called Blowjob Betty.
03:37:49 There's a there's a Oh, yeah, yeah.
03:37:51 I heard it when I was about 12 years old. Yeah.
03:37:54 So we, we had I don't remember her name, but we called her blowjob,
03:37:59 whatever the fuck her name was. I never personally went up.
03:38:01 I don't even know if she really existed, but the myth was that
03:38:04 there were friends of mine would literally wait outside.
03:38:06 She would say, Send the next redhead
03:38:09 and blowjob would.
03:38:10 Betty would just give blowjobs boom, boom.
03:38:14 And I think the payment, I think you'd have it if you
03:38:16 if you gave her a doobie, she gave you a blowjob.
03:38:20 It was on her face, her neck and chest.
03:38:22 I'm sorry to say, there's no sub suspect.
03:38:25 You know, I have to play it now.
03:38:27 I know.
03:38:28 I remember then. My
03:38:33 my mom's friends is there is there's more to the story.
03:38:37 There's no.
03:38:38 I was like, no, they were doing laundry.
03:38:41 We were up north and they were doing laundry very quickly in the laundromat.
03:38:45 We were hanging out front.
03:38:47 Um, those up north on vacation during the summer were isn't.
03:38:51 We didn't have laundry at the time.
03:38:53 We do now, but
03:38:55 my brother decided to play the mean, the song.
03:38:57 We have laundry machines.
03:39:00 Yeah.
03:39:00 Yeah.
03:39:00 And you just walk around naked.
03:39:03 You didn't have laundry? No, we just. We were.
03:39:05 It was our vacation home, so we just bring whatever the fuck,
03:39:07 and then we take it back and then wash them.
03:39:09 When we got back,
03:39:11 occasionally we would go to the laundromat
03:39:13 if needed, but it would be very, very rare occasion.
03:39:17 And it was just in the small town that was there.
03:39:21 But the first time I heard Blowjob Betty
03:39:24 and I was about 1112 maybe, maybe a little younger,
03:39:29 but our older brother, who's about six years older than me, so
03:39:34 our mom's friend was driving us and then he decided to play the song in the car.
03:39:39 And I, we, we there was this woman who was this big obese woman
03:39:43 that was carrying laundry basket out of the laundromat,
03:39:47 that was literally walking to the beat of the song.
03:39:50 And I literally remember that to this day.
03:39:53 And we were all laughing
03:39:55 at her about it because she was just like, boom, she was laughing.
03:39:59 Laughs When you it boom, she heard it
03:40:02 and she was boom.
03:40:05 It was the most perfect and I'll never forget it to this day.
03:40:09 But yeah, and then the whole premise of it was on her face and neck and chest.
03:40:14 I'm sorry to say, there's no static.
03:40:17 I was like, Holy shit, this is a whole nother world
03:40:21 until I'm making out with my baby.
03:40:24 Got a lot of, by the way,
03:40:28 about being in our job in real estate.
03:40:32 And I got a job
03:40:37 It's on the she control for
03:40:39 and I'll tell those want it
03:40:43 to take it one more time
03:40:46 until you're on a trip around the world
03:40:53 and have a trip back and forth
03:40:56 about the fact that is such a thing.
03:41:00 Just like why you weren't around
03:41:03 fucking all that shit for no money.
03:41:06 You didn't say this make to the game in my been told.
03:41:10 But every once in a while you get a steam that's been around for years.
03:41:15 Never know how to get it.
03:41:17 No damage done obtained for up in the mob for the can she make money for it
03:41:23 but she loved the sex so I get the bitch lose track of how and
03:41:29 much later
03:41:33 it was also much too true what you and now
03:41:40 but I shot that way
03:41:41 No not not that bitch I was playing.
03:41:45 That's on her.
03:41:46 But she was.
03:41:47 How bout you?
03:41:51 My boyfriend Sean?
03:41:53 Don't worry for that next day. I mean,
03:41:57 I think that that will be a warning sign.
03:42:01 And it might make.
03:42:04 It might, but didn't have. The bad stuff.
03:42:08 Broke up a bit.
03:42:12 That's the kind of read that also makes you think like, Man,
03:42:15 if I grew up in that era, I could have been a rapper, too.
03:42:19 Yeah, I think.
03:42:20 Do you think that
03:42:22 more than I think that I went to the store.
03:42:25 There was a whore.
03:42:27 I got some more, but some porn.
03:42:30 So my story, the first time
03:42:33 I was introduced to rap,
03:42:37 I was at camp.
03:42:39 I was either eight or nine years old and it was that.
03:42:41 It was then the fuck was the first rap song,
03:42:45 you know, it,
03:42:48 you know.
03:42:49 So I'm older than rap.
03:42:53 I don't know.
03:42:54 For the hip
03:42:56 hip hop window supper, I could do the bang Bang boogie.
03:42:58 The Yeah is going to be something gang.
03:43:05 Anyways, I guess
03:43:05 I could just ask first it up like that.
03:43:09 There's a
03:43:10 Do you want me to say it? Because I'm going to say it.
03:43:11 It's I got it up on the screen.
03:43:13 I'm going, God damn it, You're all right.
03:43:15 So I'm going, God damn it. No close yet.
03:43:18 It's not.
03:43:18 It's not the purple gang.
03:43:20 It's not a color.
03:43:22 Purple gang is fucking something on camera.
03:43:26 God damn it.
03:43:27 The cool game. Cool, cool.
03:43:30 It's going to be cool. And it.
03:43:32 It's going to be Kool the Gang. No,
03:43:36 it's going to be next week's MASH.
03:43:38 Got to tell me you got to Phuket.
03:43:40 Rapper's Delight. Sugarhill Gang?
03:43:42 Yeah, Sugarhill Gang of a bitch.
03:43:46 I. I remember seeing, like, the cool kid.
03:43:50 I was at a camp.
03:43:51 I was like the little kids at some kind of summer camp.
03:43:53 You know, your kids send your way.
03:43:54 I mean, your parents send you to summer camp.
03:43:56 And the older kids, the teenagers were listening to it
03:43:59 and I was like nine or ten. When did it come out?
03:44:01 That'll tell me exactly how old I was
03:44:05 ever satellite release year.
03:44:07 Anybody in the chat knew what release when it was.
03:44:11 Yeah. See my she was so young man 1979.
03:44:14 Yes I was years old when rap.
03:44:17 When rap was invented, Redman did a kind of a mimic of that
03:44:22 and the beginning of one of his songs and that is something from my childhood
03:44:27 youth that I was kind of like, Oh, that sounds cool, But little did I know.
03:44:31 Then there was also Kid Rock.
03:44:33 Who did you know about Ball to Bang Bang digging into Diggy
03:44:36 Boogie Say the boogie sounds which is.
03:44:39 Yeah, which is the same in the same ilk.
03:44:44 In the same ilk or ripped off.
03:44:46 Which is fine.
03:44:47 I mean it's yeah.
03:44:48 Know he's done plenty of cover songs is
03:44:53 is not like shy of saying, hey, this is what I'm doing here.
03:44:57 It's all been done. I'm influenced.
03:44:58 I'm influenced by other things that I like.
03:45:00 You know, he's he's definitely not shy to like.
03:45:03 He's trying to hide it.
03:45:04 You see, he came back out for Bud Light after I listened.
03:45:08 Yeah, I listen to So Joe, Joe Rogan's podcast finally.
03:45:12 We'll get to other other platforms.
03:45:15 Oh yeah.
03:45:15 And so, yeah, so now it's on its own back on Apple.
03:45:18 All of a sudden it popped up in my feed on Apple Podcasts is I don't,
03:45:22 I don't do Spotify bullshit.
03:45:24 I keep forgetting to upload audio versions of the podcast.
03:45:27 There's still only episode one.
03:45:29 All of a sudden it popped up.
03:45:31 And so I was like, okay, that's weird.
03:45:33 And so I looked it up and it said that Spotify did some kind of re
03:45:36 negotiation deal where they're not putting that.
03:45:40 Yeah. Now it's. Good.
03:45:41 I'm, I'm sorry, I hate that Spotify tracks and I just want to watch it.
03:45:46 I don't want to log in.
03:45:46 I don't care when I want to go find it.
03:45:49 I just want it to go where look, normally,
03:45:53 which is kind of why rumble is, you know,
03:45:57 rumbles dying. I hate to say it's just hard.
03:45:59 Yeah, it's just hard.
03:46:00 It's people just want to go to one place.
03:46:04 Well, I don't want to go over here and over there and over here and over there.
03:46:08 See, I don't know. I'm somebody who used to have to.
03:46:10 You made that noise earlier.
03:46:12 You used to have to dial up to each web page.
03:46:15 You couldn't go for one.
03:46:18 You had to hang up and call into Web page.
03:46:21 You couldn't just click on it.
03:46:22 So for saying that we already go to one place, it's called your computer.
03:46:27 Love it.
03:46:29 Yeah, I can hear it.
03:46:29 I don't think they can hear it, though.
03:46:35 Yeah.
03:46:35 I mean, it sounded the same every time like this.
03:46:38 Those noises have to be a specific single signal noise.
03:46:43 Right? Right.
03:46:45 Well, they're.
03:46:46 They're packed information. I don't know.
03:46:49 Yeah, right.
03:46:49 But it's a lot of a lot of it sounds the same,
03:46:53 so it's got to be some type of very Well, yeah.
03:46:56 The signal lines, it's a it's a sequence of initialization in the beginning.
03:47:00 It doesn't do that.
03:47:01 And it's just doing it over over again until the other one answers.
03:47:03 It's basically saying, Hey, are you there?
03:47:07 This noise is the same every time.
03:47:09 The first
03:47:11 it's asking and then right there it answers.
03:47:14 And then when you hear the you will hear
03:47:21 that's like literally in our fucking heads like imprinted
03:47:26 and I doubt like your kids like
03:47:27 have no idea what the fuck that noise as a replay that part was so
03:47:31 they added that that that's fake there's a little effect
03:47:34 Yeah that little vernier there near that they multiplied it or sped it up
03:47:37 it never does.
03:47:38 I'm clicking the wrong one.
03:47:39 Oh that's right I'm clicking.
03:47:41 I'm clicking with the screen.
03:47:42 It's your screen. I can't.
03:47:45 Well what happened.
03:47:48 So yeah, literally like 5 seconds left.
03:47:51 It's good. That's a little over it. You can see it.
03:47:54 That was the wave form.
03:47:56 You see where they like?
03:48:00 It's before that
03:48:05 that wasn't.
03:48:17 I don't remember that one
03:48:21 have.
03:48:22 Let's see what this one sounds like.
03:48:34 Does look so beautiful.
03:48:40 You know, it's so weird.
03:48:41 It's like
03:48:43 it's got, like, such a weird familiarity to
03:48:46 It just sounds just classic,
03:48:51 right?
03:48:53 It kind of brings like, a subtle
03:48:55 it kind of brings like, a subtle joy, right?
03:48:58 Not to me, no, no, no.
03:49:02 Because Because hearing that is just trying over and over again.
03:49:06 Meaning if it was overloaded and five people were calling, you might.
03:49:10 Yes. In 1985,
03:49:13 I would sit there for 2 hours.
03:49:15 So, yeah, we can actually work gag.
03:49:17 I think you
03:49:20 did. I played Counterstrike.
03:49:22 You remember Counterstrike?
03:49:24 Yeah.
03:49:24 Yeah, I played Counterstrike on dial up when I first had it.
03:49:28 Yeah, I think we did too.
03:49:30 But it was the so people complained
03:49:34 and said do we get killed before we could even see our screen.
03:49:37 So they did a thing called dial up compensation
03:49:40 where they gave you like an extra 300 milliseconds.
03:49:43 So if you had cable, if you're one of the lucky ones
03:49:45 that paid fucking $200 a month or 50 bucks a month back then you would be dead
03:49:49 before even came around the corner because some jackass with 56 K would shoot you
03:49:53 a third of a second before you even get to see,
03:49:56 because they have a 300 or a third of a second advantage
03:49:58 to try and make up for their slow ass connection.
03:50:01 Yeah, I was just like being
03:50:03 What was the character that could fake being the spy?
03:50:08 You like fake being the other on the other team?
03:50:12 That's all I would do.
03:50:13 I don't remember.
03:50:15 No, I just remember being a group of terrorists and a group of cops.
03:50:18 And you either run, try and blow something up,
03:50:19 or you run to try and stop them from blowing something up.
03:50:22 I we just usually to capture the flag
03:50:25 and there was like a
03:50:28 like there was different classes that you could be.
03:50:31 And there was one that was like you could you could fake be on the other team.
03:50:35 And so you, you would pretend like were on the other team.
03:50:40 Spy Yeah,
03:50:43 I forget what but one that was definitely one of the counter strikes
03:50:47 very very early because they didn't they bastardized that a bit
03:50:52 after a while.
03:50:54 I don't remember that I didn't play the first one I played.
03:50:56 It was like 1.4, I think is what they called it.
03:51:00 But then they can read over the course like this
03:51:03 and Counterstrike go half life, right?
03:51:06 Half Half-Life is what it was based off of but yeah yeah like Counterstrike
03:51:10 this online multiplayer Counter-Strike was like an expansion pack
03:51:13 for Half-Life that ended up being bigger than Half-Life itself
03:51:17 because that was the multiplayer side of it, right?
03:51:20 I liked it because when we got off work, we
03:51:23 some people would get home later than others
03:51:25 and you could play for like 10 minutes or you could play for 10 hours.
03:51:27 There was no mission, there was no story.
03:51:30 It was just a five minute round.
03:51:32 Or you could play best to ten five minute rounds.
03:51:34 You play as long or as little as wanted.
03:51:37 That's what we used to do.
03:51:39 So come PlayStation two.
03:51:43 So the US Navy SEALs, it
03:51:46 like a big open world maps and you just, you know,
03:51:50 just ran around and had, you know,
03:51:53 deathmatch style.
03:51:56 But it was very open world.
03:51:57 There was no sniping.
03:51:59 There was just a lot of like grasslands.
03:52:02 It was it was extremely well done.
03:52:04 It was probably one of my favorite games growing up.
03:52:06 I spent a lot of time doing that.
03:52:09 And I don't I don't do much online shit much anymore at all.
03:52:15 I was really into that.
03:52:17 I was really into Call of Duty when they first went to the Modern Warfare
03:52:20 shit, when they broke away from the World War two stuff
03:52:23 and then it just of got way too, way too far away from what.
03:52:28 Yeah, I did.
03:52:28 I played I played call duty almost religiously.
03:52:31 No actually, pun intended.
03:52:33 But then there was a mission where you had to prove yourself
03:52:35 by going and shooting, like basically terrorizing a mall.
03:52:38 I think it was the one.
03:52:39 It was either modern warfare or the one right before that,
03:52:42 and I had a hard time with it.
03:52:44 I don't know why I didn't have a hard time going into a mall
03:52:47 and pretending to shoot people.
03:52:49 I had a hard time with what how they were playing it.
03:52:52 They're like, Listen, games are about to get real dark. And
03:52:56 that was the
03:52:57 amount of warfare, the original amount of warfare.
03:53:00 I guess. I never played this.
03:53:01 I never played the storylines.
03:53:04 After a while, it was going to be online and I know that there was one there.
03:53:09 There was a disclaimer that they said like, Oh, the game stopped,
03:53:12 The game stopped.
03:53:13 And the thing came with Do what's about to happen?
03:53:16 And I was like, This reminds me of the old
03:53:19 albums that used to say, you know, don't
03:53:22 explicitly or whatever it was,
03:53:24 I think we talked about on a different show was literally a label game, though.
03:53:27 I mean, what kids would talk, dude, it went viral.
03:53:30 People were like, Dude, you got to check out this mission.
03:53:31 It's the greatest mission ever.
03:53:32 You got to you know, I'm sure that's probably why they did it.
03:53:35 That's exactly why they did it. That's when I was like, you know what?
03:53:38 I'm a little bit older now because, I mean, it came out.
03:53:40 I was older than I should have been playing video games like that
03:53:43 maybe, or possibly the super dumb video game. So
03:53:50 I do, too.
03:53:50 I mean, there's nothing wrong it, but I just meant I didn't fall for it.
03:53:54 It made me sick to my stomach.
03:53:56 Not not because of the content of the game, but because the slowness
03:54:00 of the content creators that they're like, we're going to stimulate
03:54:03 these 11 year olds, you know, And it it's a mature game.
03:54:06 11 year olds shouldn't be playing it.
03:54:08 They shouldn't.
03:54:09 But that's why they that's the whole that's they didn't even hear about it
03:54:12 until they had to kill civilians in the mall.
03:54:15 Yeah, no, for sure.
03:54:17 And now it's just commonplace.
03:54:18 Every video game worry about the weather.
03:54:21 The Rambo movie where he killed some kids or some shit,
03:54:26 the Rambo for whatever the one of the more modern.
03:54:30 You know what we've had video games where you can be the ruthless,
03:54:33 disgusting, you know, you just got to kill to be killed like the peacekeeper.
03:54:36 Quote, I want peace at all costs.
03:54:39 No matter how many people I have to kill, how many women, children
03:54:42 I have to kill and maim to get it,
03:54:45 I get that role.
03:54:46 But then you can also play other roles and you can build or be a medic.
03:54:49 I like the mix of it all. I like the diversity.
03:54:52 Yeah, that's what that's what The Elder Scrolls and the Fallout games.
03:54:58 You can either be, you know, kind,
03:55:01 you can pick your power or moral character
03:55:05 and there's consequences for both sides, you know.
03:55:08 And I'm not just for being an asshole but there's also disadvantages.
03:55:12 I'm not asking for a game to teach kids, but
03:55:15 I like that aspect where you can learn.
03:55:18 See, it's weird
03:55:19 how I don't want to teach and I use the word learn in the next sentence.
03:55:23 Yeah, you know, that's just not.
03:55:25 I don't know. Yeah, I don't know.
03:55:29 When I was a kid, it was very much like, Oh,
03:55:31 the video games are corrupting the blah, blah, blah.
03:55:34 And I never once felt that way.
03:55:35 I never felt that way either.
03:55:37 I felt like it was it was more like going and playing
03:55:42 Grand Theft Auto and, driving the car and driving
03:55:45 into people and running over people and shooting random police.
03:55:48 It was like, my mind is fucked up.
03:55:50 I'm at least that has other activities. I'd rather do that.
03:55:53 Just mindless killing or killing their score.
03:55:57 That's like it teaches you to go, Oh yeah, like if I were to do this
03:56:01 in real life, like the like I'm going to probably die at the end of this because
03:56:06 no matter what, you keep running, you keep running, you keep running, You're
03:56:10 you eventually die.
03:56:11 Like it's one of the hardest missions
03:56:12 to there's I forgot what mission it was but somebody is chasing you
03:56:17 and no matter how you can almost make it to the end, but
03:56:20 you run out of time or somebody crashes into, you finally realize you have to go.
03:56:23 The whole mission, the speed limit, and you can't trigger the cops to begin with.
03:56:26 And then you solve the mission.
03:56:28 Yeah, they don't do that.
03:56:31 They don't seem to do that anymore now.
03:56:32 It's just fucking kill, kill, kill.
03:56:35 Be desensitized to missions and shit.
03:56:37 But for the most part it does.
03:56:38 Kind of like you can drive around and not have an issue
03:56:42 or you can drive around, run people over and the cops are going to come after you.
03:56:45 If the cops come after you, maybe for something small, maybe you can get away.
03:56:48 But if you start killing people, they're not going to be able to get away.
03:56:51 And then what's option?
03:56:52 Your option is to start shooting the cops.
03:56:54 Second, you start shooting at the cops, then they send more cops after you
03:56:58 and they set helicopters and the FBI and all like all kinds of military vehicles.
03:57:02 It's like you always handle the cops.
03:57:04 It's the it's the other gangs that get me.
03:57:07 It just it just teaches you that there's consequences.
03:57:10 So I've never once played any
03:57:14 violent video game and went, oh,
03:57:16 this is something that I want to do like no, I don't I don't believe in that.
03:57:20 I believe in just the opposite to
03:57:21 some people have an outlet, a violent outlet
03:57:23 that might actually help just like, I think porn.
03:57:26 Yeah, right.
03:57:27 It helps predators or it helps it doesn't help predators.
03:57:30 Porn helps keep predators out of society.
03:57:32 I think there are some people that will argue that opposite fact
03:57:35 of the fact that it almost promotes
03:57:41 and and brings people together.
03:57:44 It brings people to the next level.
03:57:46 I don't think they're doing it right. Then
03:57:48 there's a lot of studies that say that people
03:57:51 a lot of younger people that have never had much experience
03:57:57 watch porn and expect it to be immediately, you know, in.
03:58:02 And you're right, you're right.
03:58:03 I'm not thinking about today's age.
03:58:04 I'm thinking about my growing up with porn.
03:58:07 Nowadays they have access to they have access to so much porn can't relate.
03:58:11 I don't.
03:58:12 Yeah, we used to have to look at like a flat
03:58:14 2D picture and go, Oh, I wonder what that looks like.
03:58:17 Three D In real life,
03:58:18 we used to have to hunt in the woods for that fucking flat 2D picture.
03:58:22 Find some older kids
03:58:23 four empty, abandoned fort with only my brothers.
03:58:27 But these stuck together pages
03:58:29 I never had a stuck together page in my life, but thank God.
03:58:34 Oh, we.
03:58:34 Oh, it was just like water or moisture.
03:58:37 Yeah, that's what it was.
03:58:40 Anyway, it's good times, actually.
03:58:43 Anyway, by the way,
03:58:47 fighting porn.
03:58:48 What happened to was the greatest thing ever now. But it's.
03:58:51 I was going to say so kids don't even
03:58:53 I think I said this about ten times on the show
03:58:56 when I was in my late teens, early twenties,
03:58:58 my whole entire life surrounded and circulated around the effort
03:59:02 of finding the opposite sex in one way or another.
03:59:07 Nowadays, since they have so much access to porn and gratification,
03:59:10 I don't think they have any interest in going out and finding a real woman or man
03:59:15 or pet.
03:59:16 Well, coming back full circle.
03:59:19 We never finished this, but now I want to slice it perfectly.
03:59:23 I left the screen up. I just wanted to.
03:59:26 Isn't you're talking about blowjob Betty?
03:59:28 Obviously is her.
03:59:30 Yeah. Still though 1516.
03:59:33 I mean I guess the parent the parents are probably pissed,
03:59:34 but a bunch of the 15 and 16 year old aren't.
03:59:37 I know. Yeah.
03:59:38 Like sure they're getting high fives from their buddies but dude I'm, I said
03:59:42 I'm saying the wrong thing and I was listening
03:59:45 saying the wrong thing, but I don't think it's there from the turtle neck.
03:59:48 Throws the body proportions off potentially but she does not this
03:59:52 and this is it's a mug shot is not it's right so this is worst case scenario like
03:59:57 this is like this is probably one of the worst and you're about to say
04:00:02 well she still might be what
04:00:05 but while senior parent working parents today.
04:00:08 Yeah.
04:00:09 Oh you know what right yeah that's not
04:00:11 and it's coming up everywhere all of a sudden.
04:00:13 Yeah.
04:00:14 That's playing pretty good in that way.
04:00:16 And for the record, that's woman's best.
04:00:21 That's her best versus your worst.
04:00:23 And I would say
04:00:27 I'm sorry.
04:00:28 Guys are both nice ladies. I know.
04:00:31 I'm sure this one's nicer, but this one,
04:00:34 one of them screws year olds and one of them doesn't know.
04:00:37 Well, she has it. She has that excuse.
04:00:40 She has an excuse.
04:00:41 So let's hear her out for a minute.
04:00:43 Oh, there's more to the story.
04:00:44 Yeah, Look at the evidence here. Right.
04:00:47 So the evidence from the evidence was pretty clear.
04:00:51 This is from victim one, right?
04:00:53 She started at 20.
04:00:54 She's trying to a set.
04:00:55 She went 20, 19, 18, 17, 16, 15.
04:00:58 If she goes to 14, then I have a problem.
04:01:01 I love how she's going to stay here the whole time.
04:01:03 I scroll through this.
04:01:05 Me, You need a pie hole.
04:01:09 All right.
04:01:09 So victim one said rather than go to the pool right away,
04:01:13 he was in his room packing for the return trip home the next day when he received
04:01:18 a photo of shard in from a teammate with a message telling him they were.
04:01:24 They were passing the mirror past.
04:01:26 You wouldn't believe what happened.
04:01:28 And then telling him to come to the pool area and hang with the team.
04:01:32 So he did.
04:01:35 SMARDON allegedly left the sauna
04:01:37 for the hot tub, joining three victims, according to the cops.
04:01:41 According to the cops, she told them about problems with her marriage
04:01:46 and that she had sex with a hockey player
04:01:49 aged 18 to 20 several weeks before.
04:01:53 Lady, you don't have to tell me anything else you had me at, right?
04:01:56 Yeah. Yeah, right.
04:01:57 I don't need to listen to you.
04:02:00 Victim two said Victim.
04:02:03 I know. Yeah. Victim Yeah. These poor kids.
04:02:07 Victim two said that at
04:02:08 one point,
04:02:08 Sheridan's husband came to the pool area and yelled words to the effect of,
04:02:14 quote, If you don't come upstairs, our relationship is over and quote,
04:02:18 I'm not following the story.
04:02:19 Is that Sheridan is the the one that's screwing the woman.
04:02:23 Yeah, the woman. Yeah, allegedly.
04:02:26 So the husband is aware.
04:02:27 So when you first read it, I know the husband is not aware.
04:02:30 The husband is just aware that if you don't come,
04:02:33 if you don't come upstairs, our relationship is over.
04:02:35 So she's looking to see the area when she's naked with little kids.
04:02:39 Not necessarily at this point yet.
04:02:42 It's I think that there is maybe some turmoil.
04:02:44 There has been turmoil.
04:02:46 She's like, you know what?
04:02:47 I'm just going to go down to the pool.
04:02:49 She sees some young kids.
04:02:51 She's done this of before where she's like, fuck my husband
04:02:54 and she's going to rail whoever is around at the time because she
04:03:00 is. She's going to fuck whoever around at the time
04:03:02 because her husband pissed off is how that goes.
04:03:05 Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
04:03:06 He No, yeah, he, yeah, he doesn't know,
04:03:09 but he knows that she's pissed at that and her that she's
04:03:14 whatever, that there's turmoil and she's maybe not going to come back tonight.
04:03:18 I don't know if he knows that she's fucking to 18.
04:03:22 The 15 to 13 year olds.
04:03:27 Yeah.
04:03:27 The husband came back down so No he knows it's 10 p.m.
04:03:31 and she went, she went to the pool.
04:03:34 Fuck you did the boys and screwed some.
04:03:36 The boys left for curfew around 10 p.m.,
04:03:39 but returned later with quote, one other.
04:03:44 So now we have three to be three.
04:03:46 Right?
04:03:47 To sneak back down to meet Sheridan at the pool.
04:03:50 Documents Stated
04:03:53 At this time the husband came back down
04:03:55 and told her it was the last chance for their marriage.
04:04:00 See, because you don't just say that if she's swimming at the pool.
04:04:03 You say that because you're What if.
04:04:05 What if there's been a few minutes leading up to that?
04:04:08 He knows last week he she was with 18 and 20 year old if you're going to do it.
04:04:13 He doesn't know that He just assumes
04:04:17 this big fan of yours says, oh, hey, she just changed.
04:04:21 Fuck.
04:04:21 Yeah, I'll take that one, huh?
04:04:24 All right, you start your scenting journey for four dirty
04:04:27 puts the boys along with two teammates, return to the victim.
04:04:33 One's room sometime later, Sheridan
04:04:38 area sometime later, Sheridan
04:04:41 messaged victim one via Snapchat, saying
04:04:45 she and her husband got into an argument and ask, Can I come to your room?
04:04:49 So the husband and her got into an argument
04:04:52 and the bitch is asking to come to the child's room.
04:04:56 Well,
04:04:57 that would be a threesome to not child.
04:05:00 The victim one The victim child one victim child.
04:05:04 When three boys.
04:05:05 I mean, honestly, if you were this age, would you feel
04:05:08 you were a victim or would be like, I'm the luckiest fucking kid in the world?
04:05:12 Well, all right, so let's look at it a different way.
04:05:14 So if you were getting knifed
04:05:16 and you called your friend and you said, Hey, dude, I'm getting knifed,
04:05:19 he would he running and be like, Yeah, I want to get stabbed too.
04:05:22 Like, that's to me, a victim.
04:05:24 Somebody got shot or stabbed, if you like, dude. Gay. Okay.
04:05:26 I wasn't sure where you're going with that.
04:05:27 I'm like, Oh,
04:05:28 they're calling up and saying dude, I'm getting late
04:05:30 and I have ice cream come running. And they're running.
04:05:32 Like, I don't know, not a victim in any way, shape or form maybe exact.
04:05:36 But the irony here, the woman viewed was not there
04:05:40 until he called V2 and then v2 three was not there until they called me.
04:05:44 That's their feud over the shooting.
04:05:46 Come to the shooting. It's not a victim.
04:05:49 They weren't until the cops got involved.
04:05:52 If we get
04:05:52 up to like they were alive, they were Elwes Which is lucky.
04:05:55 You're going to keep scrolling down in victim six and victim seven,
04:05:59 still smiling from ear to ear right?
04:06:05 Yeah. I don't.
04:06:06 I don't think you're them, but I get it.
04:06:08 I had a 15 year old and a six year old at one time, especially the girl.
04:06:12 For whatever sexist reason, I have unfair double standard that it is.
04:06:17 I would lose my mind if a 38 year old came anywhere near my 15.
04:06:21 Yeah, of course he would be fucking.
04:06:24 Yeah, he would.
04:06:28 And and I, even if even if a 38 year old woman
04:06:32 was sniffing around my 15 year old boy, I would have a fucking serious.
04:06:36 Yeah, you as much as you want to go.
04:06:39 Hey, child, what's the deal?
04:06:42 The less there's a but a very, very.
04:06:44 There's a but a very, very minor blame is to be placed in the child and in large.
04:06:49 I would like to see placed on the adult.
04:06:52 I was once 15 and I had already lost my virginity at 15
04:06:55 and I would have been the happiest victim ever.
04:06:59 Yeah. I mean,
04:07:03 let me see.
04:07:03 I did not, but I would have.
04:07:05 Let me see.
04:07:06 I know where the what happened either, but the Faberge came back.
04:07:08 Nothing.
04:07:09 She smiles, no doubt about me.
04:07:11 Yeah She's going, Look at me.
04:07:13 I'm happy. I'll make you dinner.
04:07:16 And then look what she's saying.
04:07:17 She's even a bit publicly available.
04:07:19 Does not mean public domain. Why?
04:07:21 You cannot freely copy everything?
04:07:23 I mean, she's also a fucking Debbie Downer over here.
04:07:26 It's going to be a cunt about it.
04:07:28 Thank you. What?
04:07:29 Why do they need a woman? Why?
04:07:31 You need a picture of anyone's face for that quote.
04:07:36 And what are they?
04:07:37 If they want to push a message, what do they take?
04:07:39 A more attractive woman to push a message?
04:07:42 That's kind of like she's not a paid actress.
04:07:44 She's part of the hunter McClane attorneys, and she's like, I can do it.
04:07:48 And they were like, You tell her she can't do it.
04:07:51 It's probably some free
04:07:53 pre actor situation.
04:07:55 Was that the end of that story?
04:07:57 No, it was definitely.
04:07:58 Was that when three boys remain in the room,
04:08:00 the encounter escalated to shorten asking them sexual questions.
04:08:04 Documents she allegedly also asked their ages.
04:08:08 Would you say it's sexual?
04:08:10 Yeah, because the scheduling usually
04:08:14 looked.
04:08:14 What's your schedule next week?
04:08:16 Well, I wasn't having some sexual contact.
04:08:20 And then we're going to the first session that they were going
04:08:22 to do some session on chicken.
04:08:25 That's something that the first time I've done that, it's
04:08:27 the drunkenness Watchmaker's as well.
04:08:31 Ironically, ironically, her name is she Swear name?
04:08:35 Jojo Yoga Chardonnay.
04:08:37 All right. That wine.
04:08:38 When three boys remained in the room,
04:08:42 the encounter escalated to Sergeant asking them sexual questions.
04:08:46 Document said she allegedly
04:08:49 also asked their ages, which she answered.
04:08:52 Quote, She them.
04:08:55 Why is that a quote?
04:08:57 HOBBS Why she quote James That dude after the third boy was invited or whatever
04:09:02 they all called said, Dude, blowjob dude, it's the third week she's been here.
04:09:07 You know, where, where, where?
04:09:10 What town is this?
04:09:11 It's a small town. It's a hockey.
04:09:14 Yeah.
04:09:16 And you know that the 21, the 20 and 18 year old wet dude.
04:09:20 So, like, they already knew the week before when she did it,
04:09:22 the first group,
04:09:26 Rampart, Minnesota.
04:09:28 Minnesota. Yeah.
04:09:30 So in this order, it's Fargo.
04:09:33 Yeah.
04:09:34 I love how it's quote she told them that she was 38
04:09:38 and they were young enough to be her kids and quote,
04:09:42 the complaint said So it's quoting in the complaint in my what?
04:09:46 I just was confused by it
04:09:47 saying I was just confused by it being a quote and it being she said like
04:09:52 so who's
04:09:53 quoting the she said, it sounds very whenever documents,
04:09:57 documents described Sharpton initiating sexual contact,
04:10:01 contact with victims, one and two
04:10:05 and one of the above.
04:10:06 So victim one, Sheridan said we're already here.
04:10:10 So that's what I'm saying right there.
04:10:13 Victim one Sheridan saying things like, quote, Let's just do more.
04:10:18 Let's have sex.
04:10:19 We're already here.
04:10:20 That's all. She has to have a 38.
04:10:22 You are here, right?
04:10:23 You have a 38 year old woman
04:10:26 of you already have a
04:10:29 you fucking talk about superfluous.
04:10:31 You already have a 38 year old woman, a female in your bed.
04:10:36 Don't you want to do more?
04:10:38 Victim one described feeling stuck in the moment and did not know how to say
04:10:42 no, so she have not been as attractive as now they're going to start complaining.
04:10:47 They ran to the room and now they're going to turn all fucking
04:10:50 2024 victim and be like, We made a mistake.
04:10:54 She forced us with words like, Let's just do more and less. No.
04:10:58 Okay, hold on, hold on.
04:11:00 And I think he's just hedging because he knows he's in trouble.
04:11:03 He said that he said that in his head.
04:11:06 His response was not really.
04:11:08 So in his head, his response is like, not really.
04:11:11 But he responded by saying,
04:11:19 you do.
04:11:19 You are.
04:11:20 Have you ever had a chick go, I'm going to suck your dick in?
04:11:23 You went, I don't know if I want that done.
04:11:25 You go, Sure.
04:11:26 Anyway, like, no, I'm usually I'm usually like, you know what?
04:11:30 I'm so horny.
04:11:30 But what's her father going to think of me is,
04:11:35 you know, I will fuck off, fuck off. He's
04:11:40 so I was so stuck in the moment.
04:11:42 I wasn't sure if I wanted ahead or not.
04:11:44 You know, I
04:11:46 wasn't sure if I wanted a woman to suck my dick or not.
04:11:49 Maybe he was weird, but I was. I was torn.
04:11:51 I was torn at the moment.
04:11:52 Coach is like the big game tomorrow, man.
04:11:54 We don't want you having lazy leg or whatever is.
04:11:57 How dare you have a woman suck on your penis?
04:11:59 And it's such a young age.
04:12:01 It's such a trauma.
04:12:03 Here's a Seinfeld reference a man ever have to go to get up early the next day?
04:12:06 No, never.
04:12:09 But I've seen men out in the street early
04:12:13 have Men will always trade sleep for sex.
04:12:16 That is it.
04:12:17 That is a fact.
04:12:20 Always.
04:12:21 He he said in his head.
04:12:23 His response was not really, but he responded, saying, sure,
04:12:28 though he was quote, but he quote, wasn't totally on board with it.
04:12:33 Victim one ultimately told Sharon that he had to go to bed
04:12:36 because he had a game the next day and oh, and she left Shard and left her.
04:12:42 It was a fucking dick simultaneously to eat.
04:12:44 But she didn't eat a chicks box.
04:12:48 Well, she boxing
04:12:50 was sure no more than Sharon left her.
04:12:55 Okay, hold on.
04:12:55 We'll just continue.
04:12:58 The boys had a game January 15th in between periods.
04:13:01 No, no pun intended.
04:13:03 Jordan allegedly texted them to confirm they were playing honest.
04:13:07 They were playing on a specific rink.
04:13:09 So it's indoor hockey.
04:13:11 Roller hockey? No
04:13:15 rink would indicate roller no ice rink.
04:13:19 It's it's really okay.
04:13:22 I guess that's my ignorance waiting, wanting her to stay away, of course,
04:13:27 because they're so afraid to get their dicks acting in
04:13:30 God, I don't want to blow a load in this woman's mouth again.
04:13:34 That was so horrifying.
04:13:37 You get four pictures of her
04:13:39 at a hunter, you know?
04:13:42 Go away, you fucking ugly bitch. Go kill us.
04:13:45 Get out there. Yeah, I'm cool.
04:13:47 Yeah, She'll be back to go.
04:13:52 Oh, no, she's down here too.
04:13:54 So the fuck.
04:13:57 The fuck is this?
04:13:58 Oh, no, go away.
04:14:01 Oh, she's coming.
04:14:02 This.
04:14:04 Oh, my God.
04:14:06 All right, Just.
04:14:07 Just go see the story, fucker. Sure.
04:14:09 Yeah. Sorry.
04:14:10 Oh, my God.
04:14:12 We're sorry.
04:14:14 The had a game with 15 between a period shirt and allegedly texted them to confirm
04:14:18 they were playing on a specific rink while she was on her period.
04:14:22 That's right.
04:14:23 Yeah Well, of course she's not going to have sex.
04:14:25 Oh, no, I'm sorry.
04:14:26 My back hurts my bad in between periods
04:14:31 wanting her to stay away.
04:14:33 Of course, because how dare they get another blowjob?
04:14:36 They told her they had her head already lost,
04:14:39 but she walked in soon after documents said, Get the fuck
04:14:44 bitch!
04:14:46 The victim one said they all started getting nervous
04:14:50 and she and he was shaking on the bench at one point because he wanted to leave.
04:14:56 What happened the night before in the past and she was trying to follow them.
04:15:00 Quote, It was really creepy.
04:15:03 So he's like, You look, you suck my dick.
04:15:05 I and it was great.
04:15:07 I don't want to see you again.
04:15:08 Can you can you just leave?
04:15:10 Wait a minute.
04:15:12 Why didn't you just leave?
04:15:13 I don't understand.
04:15:15 I wonder following him to the mat.
04:15:17 I mean, I went back just time, and I just was so sick of her.
04:15:21 Like, don't go back the second time.
04:15:23 She's kind of like, I want to taste.
04:15:25 You're coming in. He's like, But once should have been enough.
04:15:28 I mean, I
04:15:29 know he expect
04:15:32 more.
04:15:32 Come more. Yeah.
04:15:35 After returning to Colorado, Chardon texted victim
04:15:38 one saying words to the effect of, quote, I will do or say anything you want,
04:15:44 just don't tell the police or report what happened and quote,
04:15:49 Victim one responded that he didn't want anything from her
04:15:53 and that he wouldn't report it and that she needed to leave him alone.
04:15:57 He then blocked her victim one doesn't does not know
04:16:01 who made the report to the police, the victim two or three, his mom.
04:16:07 In response, he blocked her after he said he did not want anything from her,
04:16:11 would not report it, and that she to leave him alone.
04:16:15 Card said they received evidence from victim two from the complaint.
04:16:20 Victim two provided police have a message shard and sent him on
04:16:24 Snapchat January 16, 2024.
04:16:26 But that's pretty recent in the message.
04:16:29 Sheridan
04:16:31 Yeah, right.
04:16:31 Ask victim two How Victim one was doing
04:16:35 saying that she hoped he was not mad at her.
04:16:38 During the conversation, Sheridan asked the victim one quote,
04:16:41 regrets it and victim two replies, Yeah,
04:16:45 should I ask him to unblock you?
04:16:48 Sean responded, Please, and said, and victim two said Yeah.
04:16:53 He goes,
04:16:55 This guy must be gay or something.
04:16:58 He must be gay or he doesn't know it yet.
04:17:00 And this is his first experiment with a check.
04:17:03 He's like, I regret it not knowing why
04:17:06 a victim two seems to be perfectly fine with
04:17:09 their burden. Allegedly.
04:17:11 Fine with it. Yeah, right. Sure.
04:17:14 You know how they are, you fat, ugly bitch
04:17:17 Sheridan allegedly
04:17:24 charged, allegedly
04:17:25 have apologized for going to their hotel room
04:17:28 and she acknowledged performing a sexual act on victim one.
04:17:33 The defendant allegedly talked to cops after he arrest.
04:17:36 After her arrest, never a good idea was arrested February 1st and agreed
04:17:40 to speak with cops after waiving her rights, according to documents.
04:17:44 Several. You need a lawyer.
04:17:45 Even if you're in the wrong.
04:17:46 Just get along because they'll tell you.
04:17:49 They'll tell you how to appropriately say that you did something wrong.
04:17:53 You can never, ever, ever, ever, ever benefit from talking to the police.
04:17:57 You'll never talk your way out of it.
04:17:58 You'll just get yourself a bigger hole.
04:18:00 I mean, that lawsuit emails, you know, you're going to prison for life.
04:18:04 No. Even then, you know what?
04:18:06 How you still again, you won't make it any better.
04:18:08 Nothing you can say will make it any better.
04:18:10 Yeah, but yeah, at that point it's like sometimes just clean
04:18:13 your conscious might be the note still, then never talk to police.
04:18:16 There's maybe if you haven't, there's no benefit
04:18:19 because I don't talk to there's no afterlife
04:18:21 so there's no such thing as clean your conscience
04:18:22 because once your conscious is dead, who gives a fuck
04:18:28 what Gary?
04:18:31 Okay, we have children on the screen.
04:18:32 One children,
04:18:35 African-American children tending to a white child
04:18:38 interests, eight year old boy and a 16 year old
04:18:42 who are starving.
04:18:43 Oh, here. Yeah,
04:18:45 they were here.
04:18:46 We got fucking, uh, did you say greater.
04:18:51 Did you see one of the celebrities?
04:18:52 He got mad because somebody choked.
04:18:56 Who's the guy from the.
04:18:57 The European office.
04:19:00 Oh, man.
04:19:02 He genuinely got mad because he jokingly,
04:19:05 like, choked a puppet, and he was like, That's a hero.
04:19:09 That helped me get through my childhood depression.
04:19:12 And he really went off Talk about a rant
04:19:15 that sounds like a pussy to me.
04:19:17 It was bizarre.
04:19:19 I forgot what celebrity it was, but let's see which one it was.
04:19:24 Who's that guy?
04:19:25 What's the what's the guy's name from the UK office?
04:19:29 The main one.
04:19:29 Ricky Gervais's.
04:19:30 Yeah, that's it.
04:19:31 Even Ricky Gervais, even merchant
04:19:33 like Stephen Merchant and the Ricky Gervais
04:19:37 jokes.
04:19:38 Puppet
04:19:42 and someone got triggered.
04:19:44 It's obviously a whole joke set up, right?
04:19:46 Like,
04:19:47 No, no.
04:19:48 The guy that maybe it wasn't wreckage.
04:19:51 I'll find it for next week.
04:20:06 Yeah, maybe it wasn't Ricky Gervais
04:20:12 but the React the third, the other celebrity
04:20:14 that reacted to it and just went over the top was the problem.
04:20:21 She allegedly said, go ahead.
04:20:24 What happens?
04:20:24 They were done 16 year old victim's, right.
04:20:28 She allegedly said her and her husband went with their two children.
04:20:31 So there's two children along with this couple that that's Sharon
04:20:37 to the hotel in Roseville
04:20:38 for a staycation the weekend of January 13, 2024,
04:20:44 charging knowledge, talking
04:20:45 with 15 or 16 year old hockey players, which is always hilarious.
04:20:49 My brother and I, we watch all the To Catch a Predator stuff
04:20:53 and for some reason the the dudes who are always caught.
04:20:57 Well, how old's the girl that you're talking to?
04:21:01 14 or 15?
04:21:02 15 or 16.
04:21:04 It's always or like they don't want to
04:21:06 they want to add that hedge like 15 is kind of bad.
04:21:10 But if I go 15 or 16, the sit or 16 part doesn't sound as bad, right?
04:21:15 Like, but it still does. But they all do that.
04:21:18 And it's really weird that because that's a pattern.
04:21:21 You heard what I said.
04:21:22 I was like 28, 19, 18, 17, 16, 15.
04:21:26 But if she goes to 14, then that's that's sick.
04:21:29 Yeah. 15.
04:21:31 I mean, she's weird.
04:21:33 Found the kids are lucky, you know,
04:21:37 like, well, one of the kids was lucky.
04:21:40 What sounds like one wasn't.
04:21:42 Yeah.
04:21:42 Regret one was kind of a fagot.
04:21:45 No one learned that he was gay. That
04:21:49 you learn that day
04:21:50 that maybe he's a homosexual.
04:21:53 Don't.
04:21:54 Don't let one one woman ruin it for you.
04:21:56 Try another woman before you decide.
04:21:58 Yeah. Yeah, she could. She.
04:22:00 You could have not been attracted to her, I'm sure.
04:22:01 But I mean, nobody in the world hottest woman in the world is not really cup.
04:22:05 I'm a marginally attractive woman with a warm mouth.
04:22:09 Is a marginally attractive woman with a warm mouth.
04:22:12 Though it was a
04:22:14 Larry was on Sesame Street and he choked.
04:22:17 Ellen and Wil Wheaton got Trigger Wheaton.
04:22:22 Wil Wheaton got triggered and went.
04:22:25 He said, Really?
04:22:26 When was this?
04:22:28 Last week.
04:22:31 Last week, when we met.
04:22:33 He went off on Social on this like rant that was worthy.
04:22:37 It should have been our
04:22:39 our rant of the week.
04:22:41 Yeah, it could have been. Yeah.
04:22:42 But it's in such it's cringeworthy because of why he's ranting.
04:22:46 It was obviously a joke if anybody who doesn't understand
04:22:49 that Elmo's a puppet, but apparently
04:22:53 it's not funny or.
04:22:54 Fair.
04:22:55 The violence, something
04:23:04 said I did it.
04:23:06 The cast of Star Trek The Next Generation is here to answer my question.
04:23:09 What the hell is going on?
04:23:13 My name is Stewie Griffin. Here we go.
04:23:16 Consider mother fucker, and you're going to answer all my questions.
04:23:20 But you're a baby.
04:23:21 Yes, that's right. Denise Crosby.
04:23:24 So that was a warning.
04:23:26 Please do not speak unless you're spoken to.
04:23:28 Now, question number one.
04:23:30 That's not what it's like on the set.
04:23:32 The show's been off the air for 15 years, although I will say it was an awful
04:23:35 lot of fun, you know, when Patrick wasn't hogging the limelight.
04:23:38 Oh, you, Michael.
04:23:40 15 years later, you've still got that attitude.
04:23:42 Oh, my God, I am already having a fantastic time.
04:23:45 Oh, hey, let's spend the day together.
04:23:47 Hey, that sounds like fun.
04:23:49 Now, shut up. Well, stop it, Patrick.
04:23:52 You know.
04:23:52 I think you should all be nicer to Wil Wheaton, the way I treat my colleagues.
04:23:56 Wait. What?
04:23:56 I said you ought to be nicer to Wil Wheaton.
04:23:58 You mean Wil Wheaton? Yes. When? Wheaton?
04:24:00 Are you saying it like that? Well, I'm just.
04:24:02 You should be nicer to Wheaton.
04:24:03 Wil Wheaton seems like a nice guy. Say, wheat.
04:24:06 Wheat. Now say Wil Wheaton.
04:24:07 Wil Wheaton, Wil.
04:24:08 We will Wheaton, Wil Wheaton, Wil Wheaton, Wil Wheaton, Wil Wheaton.
04:24:13 Hey, did you hook up with Whoopi Goldberg on the show all the time?
04:24:19 Good times.
04:24:22 Wow. He's really something.
04:24:24 This is his latest post while I'm looking for his rant
04:24:27 here, Wheaton Talk about creepy.
04:24:31 Well, he's apparently
04:24:32 on a cruise or something.
04:24:35 That's Wil Wheaton.
04:24:36 Oh, well, it's just one L Wheaton.
04:24:41 It is.
04:24:42 Oh, you know, nice. He does that.
04:24:44 He he brings his Star Trek outfit everywhere he goes.
04:24:47 I don't know, I. I only know he's on Bravo.
04:24:50 I only know he's.
04:24:51 I think probably
04:24:53 that's kind of a problem.
04:24:54 Talk to him.
04:24:56 He went on a cruise and bought a Star Trek.
04:25:00 No, I'm trying to find.
04:25:01 The the link said he.
04:25:02 He just.
04:25:05 I wanted to find.
04:25:06 Oh, here it is.
04:25:07 Here's here's his rant.
04:25:08 This is his rant.
04:25:11 What the fuck is wrong with that guy?
04:25:12 He wrote, Elmo is like the best friend of multiple generations of children
04:25:16 in the Sesame Street universe.
04:25:17 Elmo is a child
04:25:19 who is currently putting mental health and caring for others in the spotlight.
04:25:22 What an asshole.
04:25:23 What a stupid, self-centered, tone deaf asshole.
04:25:26 Larry David strikes me as a person who mocks and belittles
04:25:28 people who are vulnerable
04:25:29 and sensitive and enjoys being cruel because he feels untouchable.
04:25:33 First Of all, you aren't even in the segment, but you just decide
04:25:37 to barge in and draw focus.
04:25:38 Because why you couldn't stand that
04:25:39 a puppet brought people together in a meaningful way that you can't
04:25:44 you can't stand that your appearance on national television
04:25:46 to promote your wildly successful series was delayed a few seconds
04:25:49 while the adults talking about well, the adults talked about mental health.
04:25:53 You want to manufacture a viral moment where everyone gets to see
04:25:57 what an asshole you are, so they'll tune his Twitter
04:26:00 and watch you portray an asshole at Facebook.
04:26:02 I think in the last season of your show that celebrates how great it would be
04:26:06 to be an asshole without ever experiencing the consequences of being an asshole.
04:26:10 You know he does.
04:26:11 I don't like Wil Wheaton, but He did just sum up the entire
04:26:14 premise of Seinfeld and Larry David's show
04:26:17 is basically to be an asshole so that mad about this dude.
04:26:21 So that was only the one I read the first it as if he just went in there
04:26:25 and went rogue and did whatever you want, whatever he wanted.
04:26:28 And it wasn't discussed prior to with, with the directors, the original reads.
04:26:34 He goes on and on for days and oh my God.
04:26:37 Days. About what the fuck?
04:26:40 Yeah, he
04:26:41 says this as if he just went in there and went, I'm going to do whatever I want.
04:26:45 What I want to know, how is this going to react to me
04:26:48 candidly, as I say whatever I want?
04:26:51 If I was if it wasn't, I wouldn't even respond.
04:26:54 But I want to know Larry David's response, because I'd be like,
04:26:57 I mean, hopefully
04:26:58 he said something hilarious, but I wouldn't respond because clearly it
04:27:02 obviously all scripted.
04:27:05 Like, he didn't.
04:27:06 Yeah, but the Wil Wheaton part,
04:27:09 I don't think the Wil Wheaton part is scripted, I think.
04:27:10 Have you seen that was someone needs to take that guy out to the
04:27:16 so what did Biden say take him behind the woodshed.
04:27:20 He's clearly either gay an ally, Do you notice?
04:27:23 Star Trek Penon is the pal.
04:27:26 Oh, no.
04:27:26 I just noticed by his,
04:27:27 like, kind of face in his hair that he kind of looked like a fagot.
04:27:30 Then, since you pointed out the lapel, you've got that.
04:27:34 But a rainbow on his fucking lapel.
04:27:36 Yeah, I didn't notice that.
04:27:37 I just kind of noticed by his face that he kind of looked like a pussy.
04:27:42 I don't know.
04:27:42 Some gay people that you can just kind of tell they look like a pussy.
04:27:45 And I'm sure they gave you, like, a kick my ass for sure.
04:27:47 There's, like, that little. Sure.
04:27:50 There was plenty gay people that could kick my ass, but majority,
04:27:55 generally speaking.
04:27:57 Yeah.
04:27:59 There's your anomalies in every group.
04:28:04 I don't.
04:28:05 I don't gauge people on how gay they are if they can kick my ass.
04:28:07 Yeah, I know gay people and how gays they are either.
04:28:11 Is that were the two word comes from
04:28:15 gay gay
04:28:17 or Gary's not just gay he's gauge gay.
04:28:21 That's why he came up with his own word for gay.
04:28:24 Gauge no flag. Uh,
04:28:29 it's like, beyond.
04:28:30 It's so beyond being a fag
04:28:32 that he had to come up with his own word for it, which is flag.
04:28:37 It's so beyond that.
04:28:38 It's as above and so below.
04:28:40 Yeah.
04:28:42 Extra below.
04:28:45 I'll be right back.
04:28:46 I have to go find a new jabber.
04:28:49 Yeah,
04:28:52 We get to go back to this bitch.
04:28:54 Are you?
04:28:54 She allegedly said she and her husband went with their two children
04:28:58 to the hotel in Roseville for a staycation
04:29:01 the weekend of January 13th, 2024.
04:29:04 Charging knowledge, talking with 15
04:29:07 or 16 year old hockey players who were staying at the hotel.
04:29:10 Documents.
04:29:13 Why is this being
04:29:16 your zoomed in too much?
04:29:19 Well. Well, we got video.
04:29:20 We got a video. Of the sexual incident.
04:29:23 No, it's a different something completely different, don't you?
04:29:28 You really need some garden said the next Sheraton.
04:29:31 Said the next night, January 14, 2024.
04:29:35 She went back to the pool area to get away from her husband
04:29:38 because they were getting in.
04:29:40 They Were not getting along.
04:29:42 She went into the sauna where they were.
04:29:44 Several boys.
04:29:45 The boys asked her for her, quote, socials example, social media accounts,
04:29:53 and they exchanged information.
04:29:55 The boys also took a photo with her shirt and said she enjoyed the attention.
04:30:00 Jordan then left the sauna
04:30:03 and went to the pool, where she continued to engage
04:30:06 with various boys and engaged,
04:30:10 exchanged social media information.
04:30:12 She said that some of the younger boys invited her to the room,
04:30:16 an invitation she accepted so she could get away from her husband.
04:30:21 She admitted to joining the three boys in a hotel room
04:30:24 and admitted to having sexual contact with two of them.
04:30:28 She allegedly said that she had asked
04:30:31 if anyone had a condom, though she they all did.
04:30:35 They each had one.
04:30:37 So she adds, though she insisted
04:30:40 she was not going to go through with it.
04:30:44 Just checking.
04:30:45 What do we say earlier?
04:30:47 Hey, any boys, any have a condom?
04:30:48 Would you like to see my vagina or what? You're going to call the cops?
04:30:51 I'm just kidding.
04:30:52 Yeah.
04:30:53 No, I think I just.
04:30:56 Things are suddenly to regress. And
04:30:59 I think
04:31:00 I thought about it for a moment, and then I was.
04:31:04 I just was like, Yeah, You know,
04:31:10 that's actually a quote
04:31:11 from the police. Yes.
04:31:19 I was just like,
04:31:20 Yeah, no, that's not.
04:31:23 And I think at that point it was pretty evident that victim one
04:31:27 was kind of uncomfortable, the complainant said.
04:31:33 So this is definitely this is part of draws, you know, segment two.
04:31:37 It's a written story.
04:31:39 They know it ends.
04:31:40 Yeah. No,
04:31:43 apparently, Sarah says
04:31:45 that's not how it ends.
04:31:48 Yeah.
04:31:49 No, like, like I was like, well, you know, like the complaint said,
04:31:54 we're going back to verbiage.
04:31:56 What browser complaints and what browser are you in
04:32:01 right now?
04:32:01 I'm in Google Chrome because of this dumb shit.
04:32:05 Great podcast.
04:32:06 Open up the Google Chrome extension store and we're going to install.
04:32:09 My God, if I was 15,
04:32:14 if I was
04:32:14 15 and I smash a older lady, Not an older lady.
04:32:18 It's a older lady.
04:32:20 I wouldn't tell a soul.
04:32:22 You keep tipping her.
04:32:26 What's tipping?
04:32:28 Pimping.
04:32:29 What a bunch of bitches we're currently breeding.
04:32:33 What? Piping.
04:32:35 Pimping.
04:32:39 I'm pretty sure he means pimping.
04:32:41 Don't sexual abuse my ass.
04:32:45 They approach her in the pool.
04:32:47 As for her, Iggy continued
04:32:50 engaging her despite knowing she was drunk
04:32:54 and then baited her into baiting her, into giving them all Ed
04:32:59 in fucking the new segment, Let's get rid of the fat bitch.
04:33:02 Click on your three little hamburger things.
04:33:04 Let's install an extension.
04:33:06 That's what fucking girlfriend says because she's a fucking little mother.
04:33:10 We'll cut into the three little hamburgers.
04:33:13 I don't know. This is three little.
04:33:15 I go, You know what?
04:33:16 I can't see your menu, but there's
04:33:20 one. And the three.
04:33:21 One is the three.
04:33:22 That's become the standard for
04:33:25 extracurricular shit.
04:33:27 Once you do that, you'll see extensions, right?
04:33:29 And then you see Vue Chrome Web store.
04:33:32 Got it.
04:33:34 Oh, you got it?
04:33:37 Yeah.
04:33:38 And then in the extension, you want to search for the word,
04:33:40 you block the letter, you then then the words block images.
04:33:42 You block space.
04:33:44 No, you block.
04:33:45 Just you block
04:33:47 and you're going to see the first one is you block origin, install that shit.
04:33:51 That's all you need. That's it.
04:33:52 Just install it and then refresh your page and that bitch will go away forever.
04:33:56 So everything else turn and sync.
04:34:00 It doesn't matter. You don't need it for it.
04:34:02 Just just keep everything default.
04:34:04 Just click. Yes, yes, yes. And then you do.
04:34:07 But you have to refresh and then she'll go away.
04:34:09 You might even have to close and open your browser.
04:34:11 But now whenever you do,
04:34:13 if as long as you're using that device, we won't have to worry about
04:34:16 unwelcome garbage,
04:34:20 she's gone.
04:34:21 Well, my God, the big verbiage is gone.
04:34:25 And that's how it ends.
04:34:26 Go then
04:34:29 your internet will be about fucking
04:34:30 ten times faster too, because it doesn't have to.
04:34:32 Do you know how many times it was reloading that dumb?
04:34:34 This is the only thing.
04:34:36 This is the only thing I use this browser for.
04:34:39 Otherwise I use Safari.
04:34:42 Yeah, I don't safari.
04:34:43 I don't even know if you have plugins in that.
04:34:46 Well, I only use it because you said that it better integrates
04:34:49 with what we're doing here from Chrome.
04:34:52 Yeah.
04:34:52 Chrome seems to keep everything open on the phone and the phone on the computer.
04:34:56 It doesn't matter what you use.
04:35:03 Well, I guess the
04:35:04 only other thing that I've pulled off
04:35:06 is this weird shit
04:35:09 I'm. You're.
04:35:10 You're known.
04:35:12 Well, you're a music person, and Gary pretends I know.
04:35:15 Gary pretends to be a music person.
04:35:17 I play the drums on a lot of real musicians consider drummers not.
04:35:21 It's like the kicker on a fucking football team.
04:35:24 What do you mean? It's the fucking.
04:35:25 You're the metronome.
04:35:26 I still.
04:35:27 I don't have to do the notes. I only have to do the timing.
04:35:30 It's important.
04:35:30 It's just different.
04:35:33 So this is a party and that's coming up in Detroit that they have.
04:35:37 This is a
04:35:46 go, a silent party or something.
04:35:51 Oh, they're all shared headphones.
04:35:53 No, the headphones are here, no headphones and they're listening to them.
04:35:57 I meant sharing.
04:35:58 I mean, they're all hearing the same thing in their headphones.
04:36:01 Yeah. Yeah,
04:36:03 I saw that.
04:36:04 Yeah, I saw that on a CSI style
04:36:09 where the whole plot was.
04:36:10 The murder came in and they didn't know because
04:36:14 they couldn't hear shit.
04:36:17 It doesn't look like they're dancing.
04:36:18 There's only two people I don't know. They.
04:36:20 I don't know why you wouldn't just want the music playing audibly for everybody.
04:36:27 Why do we need that?
04:36:29 Same reason, in my opinion.
04:36:31 Same reason I use for the audio
04:36:34 because pumping into the headphones they can make it sound because you know
04:36:38 you don't need the same amount of power, but that's you can just do that at home.
04:36:43 Not Yeah, I don't know
04:36:49 why we go to this event.
04:36:51 So to sound the sound system would be expensive to rent or to buy, right?
04:36:56 The headphones
04:36:58 they don't look really like they're real good headphones, to be honest.
04:37:01 To me, this is the equivalent of going to AMC.
04:37:06 And then you get there, you sit in your seat and then you watch
04:37:09 the movie on your cell phone.
04:37:13 Yeah, No, it's right.
04:37:16 No, because to me, headphones sounds better than a club. Yes.
04:37:21 Okay.
04:37:22 So These these guys, they would be on your cellphone
04:37:25 without good audio.
04:37:30 Is everybody
04:37:30 watching the same movie on their cell phone?
04:37:33 Because that would better.
04:37:35 I don't know. They
04:37:38 about time now I feel better.
04:37:42 Know what you eat we can advertise that to
04:37:49 see that shit doesn't it Doesn't bother me.
04:37:51 I don't know why bother people like don't.
04:37:54 I mean, it's just noise.
04:37:56 It's just noise.
04:38:00 If speaking to noise.
04:38:04 Yeah, I just.
04:38:05 I just remember the wrongs yet.
04:38:07 I just think it sounds way better if the headphones.
04:38:10 That's why people do it.
04:38:13 Plus, you could be doing it
04:38:14 like in your apartment.
04:38:25 Yeah, that's the problem.
04:38:25 These people aren't in their fucking apartment.
04:38:28 They're in a club.
04:38:32 Then it's probably a trendy gimmick.
04:38:34 Just a bunch of bullshit to get people to pay fucking way too much.
04:38:37 Exactly. But why? Why, why?
04:38:40 Why people that stupid.
04:38:41 This is in Detroit,
04:38:44 I'm telling you.
04:38:45 Violent part of Detroit.
04:38:50 How do they advertise this shit?
04:38:51 Let's look at the comments. Oh, yeah.
04:38:55 Well, I guess I'm in.
04:38:59 So just for one stack, Just for one shitty ass deck.
04:39:02 Ten grand to get a club level.
04:39:05 What a stack of music to make that club thump
04:39:10 ten grand.
04:39:11 So I'm just.
04:39:13 What? Yeah.
04:39:14 So that's why they pick headphones.
04:39:16 Do you know how many fucking headphones you can buy for ten
04:39:18 grand.
04:39:22 Oh, a gross.
04:39:23 Do, do they put little.
04:39:24 Did they put little condoms over the headphones.
04:39:26 Are you wearing the headphones that
04:39:28 somebody else wore the night or the weekend.
04:39:30 Before.
04:39:33 You probably get commemorative headphones and I have to pay extra for them.
04:39:37 You got can you bring your own headphones now?
04:39:39 You probably get you probably get given headphones
04:39:43 and they cost an extra like 120 bucks just for the headphones.
04:39:46 What sneaky link is that The place that they're at?
04:39:50 I don't fucking know.
04:39:52 Sneaky or you didn't go to this, you just stumbled upon it.
04:39:55 Yeah, I just ran across it.
04:39:58 We got the vibes. This
04:40:00 the city's only R&B Valentine's party, though His rival has all them.
04:40:05 We missed it. Over 800 people expected.
04:40:08 Click the link below for free RSVP
04:40:11 as if you should have to pay for that.
04:40:15 A sneaky link is when you meet with someone
04:40:17 without knowing anyone, except you and the person.
04:40:22 This party will hit capacity early.
04:40:27 You know why I won't?
04:40:28 Let me see more comments.
04:40:29 I would love to.
04:40:30 Sorry, that was bleeped out so I didn't read it.
04:40:32 Now I click on.
04:40:33 I can read the whole thing when you and another person are fucking
04:40:36 don't want anyone to know about it.
04:40:37 That's a sneaky link.
04:40:40 Ooh, I like that
04:40:44 it can be sexual or non
04:40:45 sexual experience in this case.
04:40:50 So they're trying.
04:40:50 So it's a party that nobody knows about with music that nobody can hear
04:40:55 with a bunch of, with a bunch of people that you don't give a fuck about.
04:40:59 And so nobody gives a shit.
04:41:00 There is a new entitlement
04:41:01 because Valentine's Day is too much pressure, apparently.
04:41:05 So instead of getting it, trying to find a girlfriend or boyfriend
04:41:08 so you don't feel like a loser,
04:41:11 you're supposed to just go out and celebrate yourself
04:41:13 and your individuality and apparently hide away with headphones.
04:41:20 I just want to know can they interact and talk?
04:41:22 Although you can't talk in a club with headphones or not, you can, right?
04:41:25 Yeah, that sounds like it to. You're going to yell how you?
04:41:28 Watch Lado, How much are you really losing by putting the headphones on?
04:41:32 Unless it's like an Xbox headset where you got the little microphone too
04:41:36 and you can all talk. That'd be pretty cool.
04:41:39 Unless like if you just kind of tuck, tuck the one
04:41:43 headphone off, like you can hear everything perfectly.
04:41:45 Everything's quiet like you got it. Like hours ago.
04:41:48 Hey, what's up?
04:41:48 You know, it's like jujitsu.
04:41:52 Jujitsu.
04:41:54 And then I'm saying it's just like that where the DJ has won.
04:41:57 How's it going?
04:41:59 Jujitsu.
04:42:03 Yeah.
04:42:03 No, even when I was younger, I just.
04:42:05 I didn't know yet. Nope.
04:42:07 When I was younger, even. I didn't like that.
04:42:11 But just any
04:42:14 loud club where it's so loud, nobody even tries to.
04:42:17 You can't, like, lean in, you can't talk to somebody ear
04:42:20 you just all so can you have to yell at them and then you,
04:42:23 you just hope that they can hear what you're saying.
04:42:26 You end up talking today.
04:42:27 Hey, outside. Yeah.
04:42:30 Drink yeah.
04:42:31 Like you just talk that way because you don't even try to say what you.
04:42:34 What's your name?
04:42:36 You want to go get a drink? You are.
04:42:40 You don't care.
04:42:40 My is you won't be able to hear me anyways.
04:42:42 Fuck yeah yeah,
04:42:44 yeah.
04:42:44 Outside No joint you like.
04:42:48 Do you like what I look like?
04:42:49 Because you can't hear what I'm.
04:42:51 Follow me.
04:42:52 Follow me or don't
04:42:57 follow me to the bar or don't.
04:42:59 And they may or may not buy you a drink.
04:43:08 That's a fun thing about not drinking.
04:43:11 It's really easy to control people
04:43:12 at the end of a night or at a bar when they're all really, really drunk.
04:43:16 Oh, really?
04:43:19 Yeah, it is.
04:43:21 I've seen plenty.
04:43:28 Plenty of what?
04:43:29 That's pretty, General.
04:43:30 I've seen plenty of people.
04:43:33 It's like an old man's game.
04:43:34 Whatever you're talking about, whatever the fuck you're talking about.
04:43:37 I've seen plenty of drunk people not ready to leave at the end of the year.
04:43:48 There's always a place to go.
04:43:49 You don't have to stay there.
04:43:53 No, it's after 2 p.m..
04:43:55 Oh, see, growing up, there was always a place
04:43:58 you go to Denny's till like, actually Denny's.
04:44:00 That's Denny's by like.
04:44:02 Yeah. When you were a kid. Yeah.
04:44:04 They were open 24/7.
04:44:05 Like when you're older it's like if they don't serve alcohol,
04:44:08 I'm just going to go home.
04:44:10 Yeah, they're going to say when you're, you just go home.
04:44:13 But when you're younger, home has parents and shit.
04:44:16 Yeah.
04:44:17 Like, fuck, we might as well go to fucking Coney.
04:44:20 You go hang out at.
04:44:21 Yeah. Wherever.
04:44:22 Nowadays it's like, why would I go to Coney
04:44:23 when I could just go home and drink more and eat my own food way cheaper?
04:44:29 Well, because then some people say it's kind of a problem.
04:44:32 Yeah, exactly.
04:44:34 You're being more cost effective.
04:44:36 You mean more frugal?
04:44:38 I'm all for that.
04:44:40 I know. So what are you like?
04:44:41 What are you
04:44:43 overall
04:44:46 doing? Back to basics.
04:44:47 So you're.
04:44:49 You're
04:44:52 if I were to if I were to gather clips,
04:44:55 would that be beneficial or there'd be a burden on you?
04:45:00 And then at that point, then
04:45:02 what would me just getting access
04:45:06 to posting clips myself,
04:45:09 whatever.
04:45:10 So whatever it takes,
04:45:13 we need.
04:45:13 What George asking for is we need a viewer to step up and become a clipper.
04:45:17 No, me, I can be a clipper.
04:45:19 So I'm saying, Yeah, clip it up.
04:45:23 Put the problem. It's not that.
04:45:25 I just don't know You know some it's it's
04:45:28 hard to go okay
04:45:32 because a lot of times I find everything good enough
04:45:37 the other side
04:45:38 I didn't
04:45:39 I didn't edit like if there was a spot I keep saying spark
04:45:42 and he's not in the back view but you know what I mean.
04:45:43 If there was a captain interview, I didn't care.
04:45:46 I didn't edit out the words Should I do a little bit?
04:45:49 But Flashdance instead of Flashdance, I didn't change any of it.
04:45:53 Oh, that shit. No. Yeah, I kind of find that funny.
04:45:55 Yeah. Yeah, I just.
04:45:57 And it's just. I. It's not me. It's.
04:45:59 I didn't do it.
04:45:59 Yeah, I, I pointed it clipped, but was opus.
04:46:04 I can pick the 3 hours up to 3 hours.
04:46:06 I wish I could do the whole show.
04:46:07 I usually split it in half, do the first 3 hours, upload it,
04:46:11 and then I can literally just say do this one, this one, this one in that one.
04:46:14 It does.
04:46:14 The description, the title I'll have to do is pick the schedule.
04:46:18 Once I set the schedule a couple of hours after the show.
04:46:20 Yeah, it's good for the week, but I'm out of credits
04:46:22 and I don't want to give them another couple hundred bucks
04:46:26 because they keep cutting it.
04:46:27 When I first joined up, they said, You will get to save your clips
04:46:30 for the entire length of your subscription as long as I keep renewing.
04:46:34 I was supposed to be able to keep the clips forever.
04:46:36 And when I did, I was like, That's insane.
04:46:38 Somebody who we even talked about it.
04:46:39 I'm like, We only have to keep them, you know, like, I can't keep them.
04:46:42 I don't know how they're doing this. Well, guess what?
04:46:44 They can't.
04:46:45 So now they said, well, 30 days they just expire.
04:46:48 And I was like, Dude, I lost all my clips.
04:46:51 Fuck you assholes. They're like, Why didn't you download them?
04:46:53 I was like, Because my agreement said I would have them for the fucking year.
04:46:56 So they worked a workaround and said, Well,
04:46:58 if you click here and click here and click here,
04:46:59 you can access them and download them for the next 30 days.
04:47:02 So they let me download them all because I was still there.
04:47:05 I saw them.
04:47:06 They do, but they they won't, you know, aren't going forward.
04:47:09 They said we won't have this workaround.
04:47:11 And they changed.
04:47:12 They gave me a benefit they gave me upgrade to pro
04:47:15 but when they did that
04:47:16 they changed my contract and now I don't have the perpetual saving,
04:47:20 which is fine as long as I know that I'll download them
04:47:23 as soon as they're created, I'll download them. That's fine.
04:47:25 Yeah But my plan was to keep them there and just go grab whenever we needed them.
04:47:30 Well, I can I don't I can use video.
04:47:33 I like kind of modifying a little bit of what they present because it's not.
04:47:39 I saw the best clips.
04:47:41 I like the Opus kind of segments and cuts out silence and shit, but
04:47:46 how do you get your hour?
04:47:47 Do you select or do you just pick a straight out?
04:47:51 It's I just do.
04:47:54 The first time I did it, I kind of just found little segments
04:47:58 that I liked that were maybe 20 minutes long.
04:48:02 That's the shit that I don't have time and I threw.
04:48:05 It really wasn't that much extra effort.
04:48:08 But then once I kind of did that, I realized, okay,
04:48:11 I pretty much just kind of like segmented half the show, uploaded it
04:48:15 and then segmented the other half of the show and uploaded it.
04:48:18 So the next time I did it, I just took half the show.
04:48:21 The first hour of Flashdance, uploaded it to the second hour
04:48:25 of Flashdance, uploaded it, and didn't touch the Brady Show at all.
04:48:29 Yeah, and all that took it's 72 hours per.
04:48:33 So just two emails, basically. Yeah. Yeah.
04:48:36 Well, but it doesn't, it doesn't cut it up as well.
04:48:40 Like I said, it doesn't cut out like the silence gaps and shit like that.
04:48:46 If, if
04:48:47 there's any, if there's any changing it doesn't do like
04:48:52 because like what we're looking at right now, it's just going to show us probably
04:48:55 this view or maybe half of us,
04:48:59 half of what we're looking at, or maybe just us.
04:49:03 And so I will actually sometimes edit what it's showing at the time.
04:49:08 Like when one of the clips I've given you were and you can see us
04:49:12 three at the top and the main screen at the bottom, or when it's the trio of us.
04:49:17 And then I also double up Gary Big at the bottom.
04:49:20 That's me doing that because there's you're trying to get that
04:49:24 Snapchat that fucking tik tok
04:49:28 the the YouTube reels phone
04:49:33 portrait view and so you want to fill the space
04:49:36 and so that's how I fill the space.
04:49:37 So that's me doing it manually versus I believe Opus does that way, way better.
04:49:42 All that shit takes so much time.
04:49:45 Yes and no, because if it depends on
04:49:48 the clip I'll review, I guess.
04:49:51 I guess it does. Yeah.
04:49:52 Last the last time I did it when I, when I did the last swath of them,
04:49:57 I was at my apartment and my girlfriend was playing the video game.
04:50:01 We were watching TV together.
04:50:02 I was on my computer and I probably sat there for maybe four, 4 hours.
04:50:07 That's fucking around with it, maybe even five.
04:50:10 That's a lot per week for me
04:50:13 for sure.
04:50:13 I know that's a lot per week, but I feel like I could condense it down if I didn't.
04:50:17 If I didn't go.
04:50:19 I think everything's interesting.
04:50:20 If I went okay, me just pick the best ones.
04:50:23 I think I can whittle it down.
04:50:24 But for me, that's nice.
04:50:26 When air does it, it picks the it picks 40 and it ranks them.
04:50:30 So I get the best 3000. I do.
04:50:33 But I found I found cuts that were towards the bottom
04:50:39 that I thought were comedically funny way better.
04:50:42 Yeah, but when I definitely watch them all and then I've, I've re-edited the,
04:50:48 the constraints that it gives you to kind of give more context to the for sure.
04:50:53 And so I've noticed that.
04:50:55 But again,
04:50:55 I feel like Opus does way better when it comes to kind of the chop editing.
04:51:00 I if I had the credits, I would have it do the whole show
04:51:03 every time and I wouldn't give it any constraints
04:51:05 because it seems to just pick and everything.
04:51:07 People are loving it and they're growing like crazy.
04:51:10 They have a calendar, the scheduling and all the other stuff.
04:51:13 It's almost where I can
04:51:14 just say, Hey, point is the show is right there, opens everything going on.
04:51:18 I'm done.
04:51:19 Yeah, it'll eventually going to be on auto scheduling.
04:51:23 I can say, Hey, I have 40 clips.
04:51:25 Can you see you're paying for more than just
04:51:27 you're paying for more than just for media management.
04:51:29 Almost. Yeah. Yeah.
04:51:33 But I mean, and then they even have the math.
04:51:35 They're like, well, if you're really doing this
04:51:36 and you have a successful show, it's going to cost you
04:51:38 30 grand to have two clippers doing all that, you know,
04:51:41 and they show you the breakdown what it would cost to do it the other way.
04:51:44 So they try to tell you how much money you save and it really is good.
04:51:47 And the longer I say no, they keep saying, well, here, how about 25% off?
04:51:51 How about 50 off?
04:51:52 Now they're up to like
04:51:54 75% off the point.
04:51:56 Get of it.
04:51:57 I can get a whole nother year.
04:51:59 But I don't I mean, I don't know if need it, especially if you have a free
04:52:04 if you did that I if video is not that bad I could do two more emails too.
04:52:09 We could do the whole 4 hours if you did 2 hours of it
04:52:11 and I did 2 hours of it, we could cut it right a half and
04:52:14 but I'm not editing or making anything better.
04:52:16 I just want to. I want to set it, forget it.
04:52:20 So some idea of some I don't I'd say
04:52:21 it's probably maybe 5050, but I'm being very, very specific
04:52:26 that I'm being a little bit more particular.
04:52:30 There has been some where edited
04:52:31 because it was a perfect clip where I was like, This is great content,
04:52:35 but it was like a minute 36 and I wanted it to go to YouTube short.
04:52:39 So it has to be under one minute.
04:52:41 So I took a bunch of words out here and there to to condense it down.
04:52:45 But other than that, yeah,
04:52:47 I would say there there was, there was like two opposite
04:52:51 maybe or maybe like one or two or maybe like one or two of mine.
04:52:55 I've the captions
04:52:59 picked up the main thing that was over the top,
04:53:02 but because it was so over the top, I wanted to highlight on what
04:53:05 either you or Gary said underneath.
04:53:07 And so I made the captions change to what was being said underneath
04:53:12 to make that pop as well.
04:53:14 Like when it comes to just context and understanding what's going on in the clip.
04:53:17 But I think you have there, if you have the time a human being
04:53:21 watching is always doesn't take Yeah right Yeah always going to be better
04:53:26 what's this bullshit
04:53:27 I don't know Opus clip 3.0 came out so as I'm saying I'm just not going to do it.
04:53:31 It's like they listening go.
04:53:32 Well, how about if we add all this?
04:53:35 So I'll probably just pay for this shit again and just do it that way too.
04:53:39 But then as long as you're not on vacation, we can just alternate weeks or
04:53:43 or split the show in half.
04:53:44 So you do some and I do some.
04:53:47 The last time I did,
04:53:48 we we both did a bunch of clips and the next week we didn't do any clips.
04:53:51 In the last week I knew I had to do them because you were on vacation
04:53:53 and I just didn't have time or actually I didn't really have the energy
04:53:57 I can always make time, but
04:54:00 setting up my shit at work while I wait is getting
04:54:02 harder and harder.
04:54:05 Yes, yes, yes.
04:54:09 It was some more, more, more, more media.
04:54:14 A little too hip for me.
04:54:17 Yeah.
04:54:20 Tell us what the fuck you're doing.
04:54:22 Some more.
04:54:23 I did like I did like the new rating that they just pointed out.
04:54:26 Used to just get a 99 out of 100 and then a little explanation.
04:54:30 But they started giving you what made it 99
04:54:34 so you could tell if it was good work that way to think that.
04:54:38 Yeah,
04:54:39 you could tell which part was the good rating.
04:54:43 I just liked that they divided that or the
04:54:45 I divided that.
04:54:48 But I don't care about length options
04:54:52 because I want all our clips to be under a minute so that I don't have.
04:54:55 Yeah, I'd rather have it be more shorter steps.
04:54:59 I like the 7000 views on TikTok shorts,
04:55:01 but I mean YouTube shorts better than tick tock, tick tock.
04:55:04 You can have any length and it shows up YouTube shorts.
04:55:08 It either goes to your YouTube video feed or YouTube shorts.
04:55:11 If it's under a minute, it goes to shorts over a minute, it goes to regular feed.
04:55:17 So more now, more and more minutes.
04:55:20 I don't care about this at all.
04:55:22 I don't want to add extra video to fill in stuff, stuff so this doesn't matter.
04:55:26 Stuff. Stuff is pretty cool.
04:55:27 It's cool that you can do that, but I can't see what the dog doing.
04:55:39 They did.
04:55:40 I did notice they ripped off. Every certain
04:55:43 social media has certain fonts and certain ways they do their clips.
04:55:46 Now you can make your clips look just like everyone else's is the exact opposite.
04:55:50 I tried to make our clips look a little bit different.
04:55:53 Things you should never use are red
04:55:57 because YouTube red
04:55:59 and you're video just right into the background.
04:56:02 I always try to choose the orange ones because that's what the logo is.
04:56:05 Yeah, the orange. Yeah.
04:56:08 That's funny too.
04:56:09 You know why it's orange?
04:56:10 It was red originally, but Gary wasn't coming strong enough
04:56:13 and I took because, you know, so I wasn't coming strong enough.
04:56:16 There was not enough red in his come is pretty bad.
04:56:20 So I said you're you know, the orange was more of a mild rant
04:56:24 than the spicy rant.
04:56:29 But that's what I told him.
04:56:30 The reason was because somebody said,
04:56:31 Do not make your branding red because it won't show up on YouTube.
04:56:37 And I believe that's true.
04:56:44 Show up in one sense,
04:56:46 because they really are just yeah, visually, everything on YouTube is red.
04:56:51 It would be just like making nice lime
04:56:53 green on rumble, you know, you just it's just dumb.
04:56:56 What I notice a lot of people doing that pisses me off is they put a big line
04:57:00 around their video all the time, a border, big red border and the word live so
04:57:06 that if you're scrolling through videos, their DVR looks like it's happening live.
04:57:09 Right?
04:57:11 And at first I went, Wow, what a great idea.
04:57:13 But now I'm so pissed that I don't even watch those channels anymore
04:57:15 because of fucking lying right off the bat.
04:57:18 Nope, that's how I feel about what I've.
04:57:20 I've searched for music in the past and I search for artists I like and
04:57:24 it's like, Oh, what is this remix or what is this like song with another artist?
04:57:30 And it's just some independent asshole
04:57:33 who took an acapella, slapped it on some beat,
04:57:36 and then put their own verse and it's like, you know,
04:57:39 I hate all of those people.
04:57:42 Look, they gave me that instead of all my videos saying expired.
04:57:46 Now they say expire on April 1st.
04:57:48 So even more people are complaining.
04:57:50 Oh, well, they say like, you know,
04:57:54 but look the new what?
04:57:54 So this is when the agreement changed.
04:57:56 All my old videos are like, fine, we'll give you an extra month.
04:57:58 Sorry, but the ones that I did 30 days ago, they expire after 30 days.
04:58:02 And if I don't download them, they're gone forever.
04:58:08 So that kind of sucks.
04:58:10 But I only have 9 hours left,
04:58:14 and when I purchased it, I got excited
04:58:16 because I thought I was purchasing
04:58:18 the minutes that I purchased and they would happen every month.
04:58:21 I would get that new, but nope, only every every year.
04:58:25 Oh shit.
04:58:30 Did we cover everything?
04:58:31 Am I in the wrong screen? You got something up?
04:58:34 We covered everything except for
04:58:38 the thing that's in the chat box.
04:58:41 We got to check because we go out and.
04:58:43 Yeah, I mentioned my
04:58:45 video software, so it pisses me off.
04:58:48 When I started making this video, all that was was available was a 1 to 1 ratio,
04:58:53 and then halfway through they had like
04:58:56 any ratio portrait 16 by nine or whatever.
04:59:00 And so I had to like double up.
04:59:04 The video in the chat is a Yeah.
04:59:08 Starts with a big ass.
04:59:10 Yep. It's anus.
04:59:11 Anus, anus is a Dr.
04:59:14 Dre beat, but this is probably
04:59:15 one of one of favorite heartbreaking songs and our best one up to this point. So
04:59:21 in the it's pretty long and
04:59:22 my playing it all the way through Yeah might as well
04:59:26 Oh there we go.
04:59:29 Kudos to be
04:59:33 quite honest that he got it made easier.
04:59:36 We got the record.
04:59:38 I forget what I wrote.
04:59:40 As soon as it's free to start in the middle
04:59:43 of continually listen, there's something missing here.
04:59:47 We're closely as if the rhymes themselves just chose me.
04:59:50 We bring them in here loosely blind.
04:59:54 These things I can't find in my mind when I do, I can discern
04:59:57 when I put them in the right time.
05:00:01 I'm here blind in my hands,
05:00:04 lyrical and saying the words Let me be held the most.
05:00:10 But that seems to be restrained.
05:00:12 Obsessive compulsive Justin Bieber suggested the exclusive lower
05:00:17 associates hold on for some almost overdose.
05:00:21 You were so much in the show this
05:00:24 day to
05:00:25 praise him for launching people's lives,
05:00:28 goals, ambitions to lead us to
05:00:32 dispense dispensing lessons the line your age
05:00:35 or seen released to seen in while I will be maybe the game
05:00:40 when I see the dice roll that night for me
05:00:44 your turn roll as was used for you to you
05:00:49 my loser who's got a screw loose?
05:00:51 Who's to choose you to watch the blue with
05:00:56 no shoes on his hands to do
05:00:59 or to agencies or physical
05:01:04 standards.
05:01:09 So is Fortune one status?
05:01:14 And you see in this sports
05:01:20 role in life is supposed you put it out.
05:01:22 It wouldn't be a party without anybody.
05:01:25 Now, here, now simmer down.
05:01:27 Don't get a system down.
05:01:30 Get out.
05:01:31 So how I'm showing how I'm holding down my long and proud Oh,
05:01:37 and by my showing me clothing how Cody exploding to its coding cloud
05:01:44 I'd leg to provide the defense as exhibit A
05:01:47 man whose image gave Ukraine
05:01:50 free is in your face your only face prosecution resist take a break.
05:01:55 I keep faith the half in going separate
05:01:59 for the best They say sit on my chest and pray Express the sexy flexing
05:02:05 And let's get one thing straight that's they say that you have to restrain.
05:02:09 Just take this pen.
05:02:11 And the rape slave was going away, boys on steroids and take them play.
05:02:17 Get them all, turn them gay, is sending the kid to turn
05:02:20 the other way when they get back home.
05:02:23 I'm in the same place or my seriousness with a box
05:02:27 in the basement to play for the rest of the day.
05:02:29 I live the time to smoke.
05:02:32 Let's get away.
05:02:33 Far, far away to at least get a different day To call me in the morning.
05:02:38 But not too early or to or to early.
05:02:43 You can assure me the Ernie Ernie man had
05:02:48 a chance to be involved in
05:02:53 this for in as a
05:02:55 16 or 17
05:02:59 year old. So
05:03:02 yes, his fortunes
05:03:05 is more than
05:03:10 just given.
05:03:12 He seems too risky just so he can
05:03:15 I can hardly see me or even eat by hand or answer all
05:03:20 Now feel like leaving the city to a new place.
05:03:23 I've seen ceviche, waterfall, trees stream
05:03:27 through the trees like a dream Clouds of ice cream
05:03:31 you see melt
05:03:34 swirling ceiling
05:03:37 saying Say cheese and think.
05:03:39 Of course, because you probably remember this.
05:03:43 Take a drink.
05:03:44 One shot, 2 seconds to go of me.
05:03:48 I'm easy like a rush.
05:03:49 Sunday morning, your small bore.
05:03:52 See some blood, the portions of the game out your nose
05:03:56 because you know I'm
05:03:59 going to take it for what it was.
05:04:02 The top floors are so bad and it's like a knock on my sphere.
05:04:09 It's not going
05:04:10 to make of all kinds of Powerpuff
05:04:14 Girls shirts, their tops, something that's slow up.
05:04:17 The tempo slipping off is slippery, breezy and girly.
05:04:21 Heard on the news that it was
05:04:27 and funny and I still see joke
05:04:28 busting out on long guys crackers.
05:04:32 Never heard it.
05:04:33 I turn it in.
05:04:34 I had Saran batter ask what you stare at home
05:04:38 and hot dog always fucking some young black stuff.
05:04:42 I was early and nervous early bird got relish
05:04:46 fabulous Ain't
05:04:51 a is ass
05:04:54 and this ends It's in and
05:05:02 I love how I love
05:05:03 how retarded a lettering they like.
05:05:07 They don't know how to spell shit and it's like it's not sure what
05:05:10 what the word should be and so it changes it.
05:05:13 It's like the most retarded
05:05:14 fucking like a fucking child trying to figure out how to spell.
05:05:19 Well, there were a lot of like,
05:05:22 it's like we'd should it be W.E.B, W.E.B.
05:05:26 Du Ichi, The anus should be ashamed.
05:05:30 And U.S. in the U.S.
05:05:32 or I don't think it has any idea what it's looking at or reading.
05:05:36 No, it really doesn't.
05:05:38 Honestly, in order to the piece, a lot of the together I had to
05:05:42 experiment multiple times to get something that even made sense
05:05:45 when it comes to the video.
05:05:46 But when you get something that works, I believe there was
05:05:52 there what I use fire something.
05:05:55 But it was fire
05:05:58 was fire. It
05:06:01 it did a great job when it understood what the fuck you were telling it.
05:06:05 But if you gave it too much, it was confused and it only did so much.
05:06:08 But that's of how I guess
05:06:12 even that Gemini shit I guess is going
05:06:17 because my brother's been fucking with that and I tried fucking with that
05:06:20 a little bit.
05:06:20 The Google, a Gemini, the racist doesn't show white people.
05:06:25 Did you read about.
05:06:26 Yeah I, heard that.
05:06:27 Yeah, I definitely heard that.
05:06:28 But I just tried just shoving it some information
05:06:31 and it just gives you like a
05:06:34 you know, let me give it all this information.
05:06:36 It's going to go, this is what I think you want.
05:06:40 I told it like kind of a specific
05:06:42 and it's just kind of like it's close enough.
05:06:46 That's not even the Google one I was using.
05:06:48 What the fuck was I using Gemini?
05:06:50 No, I see that.
05:06:56 I don't remember.
05:06:58 I don't think it matters.
05:07:00 No, I was just using a bunch of them and.
05:07:04 They were not.
05:07:05 Sometimes they're awesome and sometimes they are not.
05:07:09 They are very frustrating
05:07:12 and try to make it stop making disgusting
05:07:15 sounds ass
05:07:21 right or just trying to try to entice new things.
05:07:25 Write me in a similar script, see if it'll.
05:07:27 If you guys want to hear some more
05:07:29 air somewhere, let us know if you are less a summer.
05:07:32 Let us know.
05:07:33 You can call, text, email less or more video.
05:07:37 You can yell really loud at your window. Maybe.
05:07:38 Or maybe you'll hear it.
05:07:40 We want you to stand up, go out to your window,
05:07:43 tell people you've had enough and you can't take it anymore.
05:07:46 God damn it.
05:07:47 Make sure you throw in a goddamn in there for Gary.
05:07:51 Just for area.
05:07:54 We're going to close with this grace before me.
05:07:57 Gracious God, we have sinned against the and are unworthy of mercy.
05:08:01 Pardon our sins and bless these mercies
05:08:03 for our use and help us to eat and drink to thy glory, for Christ's sake.
05:08:07 Amen.
05:08:09 Amen.
05:08:09 Amen.
05:08:11 Amen.
05:08:23 As above.
05:08:24 So below
05:08:27 there's another button.
05:08:29 There's, like, several of them.
05:08:32 Does he look so many
05:08:34 bright and stiff Brady and Joshua Brady and or Jerry as a fervent,
05:08:39 so beloved Golly, so close Brady four mocking me.
05:08:45 Get our way.
05:08:47 We're gonna make it Make our dreams come true Brady and John
05:08:51 show it's Brady and draw special now
05:08:55 Brady draw
05:09:47 you were right I was wrong I apologize.