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Fladge Rants Live #41 Pants | No Pants or Yes?

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00:00:50 It is now 10 p.m.
00:00:53 Do you know where your parents are?
00:00:55 Or better yet.
00:00:57 Do you know who wears the pants in your family?
00:01:01 Hi, I'm Gary.
00:01:02 Welcome to Fladge Rants Live.
00:01:04 Today's going to wrap up our our brief history
00:01:07 of attire.
00:01:11 ID have a show on shoes,
00:01:14 but I done by someone
00:01:23 by what they wear,
00:01:25 by their shoes specifically.
00:01:27 But we're going to talk pants today.
00:01:31 People who don't learn
00:01:34 history are doomed to repeat it.
00:01:38 We've talked about the fall of Rome.
00:01:41 And what you didn't realize
00:01:46 was it wasn't Christianity that that that toppled Rome.
00:01:51 It wasn't
00:01:53 mismanagement of the government, human greed.
00:01:55 And they lost things.
00:01:58 Pants
00:02:02 at the height of the Roman Empire.
00:02:04 They banned pants.
00:02:06 They were often associated with warriors,
00:02:11 cavalry, specifically horse riding soldiers
00:02:15 and barbarians.
00:02:18 And they considered them riffraff.
00:02:20 And so anybody caught in a Roman society
00:02:27 ever to the French Revolution.
00:02:31 This is a conspiracy theory.
00:02:34 Flash cast, as always.
00:02:37 And there was a horseback courier
00:02:42 for the Illuminati
00:02:44 traveling through Bavaria
00:02:52 who've explained
00:02:53 how the French Revolution was going to start
00:02:57 in ten, 15 years.
00:03:00 And so when these documents were discovered,
00:03:03 the Bavarian government turned it over
00:03:05 to the French government, who laughed it off.
00:03:09 And the French Revolution took place as planned.
00:03:15 The French revolutionaries were called
00:03:19 Sans Collette
00:03:21 or without pants,
00:03:24 because at the time there were three
00:03:31 classes, the clergy nobility,
00:03:35 and the third class was made up
00:03:38 97% of the population.
00:03:41 That was the rest, the riffraff.
00:03:44 And that was and part of them were the town school that
00:03:49 and they were the ones that
00:03:53 started the coup to overthrow the government
00:03:55 because they had three votes.
00:03:58 The clergy, which represented 1% of the population,
00:04:00 had got to vote, nobility that had represented 2% of the population.
00:04:07 They got to vote.
00:04:08 And the other 97% got to vote.
00:04:12 This is the clergy
00:04:14 voted together.
00:04:16 They all
00:04:18 always overruled the vast majority.
00:04:21 So that's what caused the French Revolution.
00:04:25 And as sold out by the Illuminati
00:04:30 years in advance, Nostradamus also predicted it.
00:04:34 But regardless,
00:04:36 that was this sounds cool that
00:04:39 there are other names for Pan, so Synonym slacks,
00:04:42 trousers, breeches
00:04:45 they all have.
00:04:47 I think it's a funny word.
00:04:48 It's hilarious because pants is short for pantaloons.
00:04:54 Pants alone pant too long.
00:04:57 I believe he was a comedic
00:05:00 character from a play long before
00:05:04 we named him Pants.
00:05:05 We named Pantaloons after the comedic actor,
00:05:10 and the history of pants is not as interesting
00:05:15 as the
00:05:19 the French Revolution,
00:05:23 but it's very simple, really.
00:05:27 People in colder climates found that if they wrap tubes
00:05:29 around
00:05:34 the technology of a loincloth.
00:05:35 So first pants were just a loincloth with basically chaps,
00:05:42 and it didn't take long
00:05:44 for them to just saw them all altogether.
00:05:47 I think our oldest pants are
00:05:50 from Asia.
00:05:51 Of course, about 10,000 years ago now, we tried to recreate them.
00:05:56 I watched the whole video on it and it was just the two tubes
00:06:00 sewn together.
00:06:01 And then the middle piece was just this this crotch piece,
00:06:06 not not hold your codpiece to put in front of your little loincloth,
00:06:10 but just this crotch piece that really bunch really bunched up
00:06:15 with your legs together. But
00:06:19 pants were at first
00:06:21 only a source associated with horseback riding.
00:06:25 And they protect your your legs, your inner thighs
00:06:27 from getting all chafed.
00:06:32 But that is my understanding
00:06:34 of the industry of pants.
00:06:37 You wear trousers today.
00:06:38 BRADY
00:06:40 Yeah, breeches
00:06:42 are breaches.
00:06:43 No, sir, I have pantaloons on, but eventually
00:06:48 parachutes
00:06:53 sans culottes
00:06:56 like culottes.
00:06:58 That's another one.
00:06:59 You are not for telling off synonyms for pants with me.
00:07:03 Realize you end up with
00:07:06 different versions of pants because like jeans and khakis are kinds of pants.
00:07:11 Cargo shorts are one of them.
00:07:14 One of my first opening jokes was
00:07:19 pros and cons of sweat shorts.
00:07:22 I think I'm funny.
00:07:25 What was the joke?
00:07:29 But do they do it down there?
00:07:31 You break it up a little bit.
00:07:33 You just see drawers, pants
00:07:36 on. Today,
00:07:39 are you wearing pants?
00:07:41 The very delayed reaction you have to wear
00:07:43 pants.
00:07:47 Yeah, those are pants.
00:07:49 It would pay.
00:07:50 It's a kind of
00:07:55 You cut your pants.
00:07:57 Yeah, I cut them short pants, shorter pants, shorter versions of pants.
00:08:01 I think I'm going to call them.
00:08:03 Yeah, well, shorts.
00:08:05 That's a little short for short pants longs.
00:08:07 Yeah, call them not long.
00:08:08 And the short for pantaloons
00:08:11 come.
00:08:11 She longs for short, not longs.
00:08:15 You mentioned.
00:08:16 You mentioned something about Asia.
00:08:17 Everyone I work with that wear shorts to work.
00:08:19 I tell them the last time I wore shorts to work, my job was a paper route
00:08:25 or moving either up here.
00:08:27 Either way, children or shorts, ups, mailmen, soccer referees.
00:08:31 Come on now, I tell them that happens.
00:08:37 What do you have?
00:08:37 Pants made out of some kind of metal?
00:08:39 I'm allowed to wear shorts at work.
00:08:41 I'm just a grown ass man.
00:08:44 We're grown up for my clothes.
00:08:48 There's something I don't in
00:08:52 big boy pants.
00:08:53 If you don't signal.
00:08:55 No, my signals before pants for signal is spot on.
00:09:00 I was my mindset for 54
00:09:06 beeps.
00:09:07 I think you're you're screen's a little bit too sharp.
00:09:10 You're showing off or you're making the garage look bad.
00:09:13 So can you can you cut down to like 480 or something?
00:09:16 I apologize. It's the Hilton.
00:09:19 I was looking good.
00:09:21 I'm back in the bar, guys.
00:09:22 I think. Eddie, that is great.
00:09:24 It's great that you're back there. It's great pants on.
00:09:27 But you have not revealed jeans.
00:09:31 I missed it.
00:09:36 See, I survived.
00:09:37 We still should have made your move.
00:09:40 My bad.
00:09:42 You, Gary, you mentioned something about Asia when it comes to pants.
00:09:45 Well, people ask me.
00:09:47 Asia was the first place they had.
00:09:48 The earliest pants were in Asia ride horses.
00:09:51 So we know that for a fact that I thought life started in Africa
00:09:56 trying to say the African.
00:09:58 And that was true.
00:09:59 But and that's been developed
00:10:03 allegedly they didn't need they didn't get cold.
00:10:07 Well, I think the thing you're missing
00:10:08 there is they didn't ride as many horses think of it didn't ride horses in Africa.
00:10:12 Think of it. They weren't like smartphones that we're trying to say in Africa.
00:10:15 Say the African are smart enough.
00:10:18 Did they don't did they domesticate the horse?
00:10:20 And yes, that's exactly what I'm saying.
00:10:22 Things were picking up on that
00:10:26 is this thing.
00:10:27 So you're saying African-Americans are.
00:10:30 I'm sorry.
00:10:32 I don't think just like swimming
00:10:33 and horse riding, I don't see a lot of black or African.
00:10:36 Sorry. I don't know why we said black.
00:10:38 We're assuming
00:10:38 that the people in African black because in a lot of Africa is very white
00:10:42 in the southern part.
00:10:44 But anyway, I don't think they rode horses like they did.
00:10:47 They didn't domesticate the horses, they didn't have the pants.
00:10:49 Like, I think I caught that in the monologue
00:10:51 and anytime I Googled pants,
00:10:53 they all thought
00:10:54 the only reason people wore pants and covered
00:10:55 each leg was because it was more comfortable
00:10:57 to ride a horse that way instead of a rope or skirt.
00:11:02 That's exactly it.
00:11:03 It was always so I don't know.
00:11:05 There might be a need when you're in the we're near in the bush,
00:11:07 so maybe have long, long pants, snakes and a bug and a buddy of mine
00:11:12 when I told him the topic
00:11:13 and it was from horses, he said it also could be from sitting on benches like,
00:11:16 but the skirt or robe could still be under you if you tucked it.
00:11:20 So since you don't if you don't ride a horse,
00:11:22 we should switch back to dresses and skirts.
00:11:25 When you ask your buddy, when you told them
00:11:27 about the name of the topic, did he say, That's fucking stupid?
00:11:32 Curious. Just curious.
00:11:33 Random question.
00:11:34 He said why?
00:11:35 And I it was funny because that's the point.
00:11:38 I explained that I made the mistake of four shows ago saying that our
00:11:41 our topics were a little bit on topical and vague so that my host
00:11:45 was mocking me for the last three shows by coming up with random nouns.
00:11:50 But then I tried to explain that we were also on the guard.
00:11:53 Yes, we were on the garment series.
00:11:56 Even though dirt is not sure I'm in series, I still want to know
00:12:00 what kind of font I found when I was our series on antiquity.
00:12:04 I want to read the word shirt and it made it that.
00:12:08 Oh fuck.
00:12:09 Thanks for reminding me there was something great
00:12:11 that I need to find to carry out.
00:12:13 We can't play any clips until we find her.
00:12:16 We'll compress the show a little bit, improve something for later.
00:12:19 This is something really great.
00:12:21 I don't know if you guys.
00:12:21 The antiquities there was a Katt Williams was on Joe Rogan's podcast
00:12:26 and it was pretty much all about ancient shit,
00:12:29 which I absolutely loved, and it'd be cool to get back to a conversation
00:12:33 that goes that way rather than talking about paying well,
00:12:38 don't pants go back to the ancient Greeks?
00:12:41 No, they only go back to the Asians, apparently.
00:12:44 Well, they had it.
00:12:44 They didn't just wear the little skirt thing.
00:12:47 They had a tunic on. Which is it?
00:12:49 From what I read as far as my legal code, which I looked up in here where I live,
00:12:53 underpants count as pants.
00:12:55 And you cannot be indecent as long as you have underpants in public.
00:13:01 So, you know, the
00:13:02 little tunic thing that they were.
00:13:05 Go ahead.
00:13:06 You disagree?
00:13:07 What did the Greeks wear?
00:13:09 I mean, legally, maybe.
00:13:10 I think they wore tunic underneath there.
00:13:14 I don't know if it's called a skirt, but I think they still have the underwear.
00:13:18 The loincloth. Yeah.
00:13:19 I guess that that loincloth is pants by definition at least by the law.
00:13:25 We could go to a whole episode on just yoga pants,
00:13:29 but that would be like they shouldn't be sold over a certain
00:13:34 You divide a certain age, a certain size, a certain way.
00:13:38 What's that size.
00:13:39 The really small under 13
00:13:43 C I'm all for it over the problems with that.
00:13:45 Unless somebody is holding my head and making me look somewhere, do it
00:13:49 everywhere and I don't have to look if it bothers
00:13:51 you, look at a skinny or fat or whatever, whatever your preferences
00:13:56 find it, it's out there.
00:13:59 Did you mention pantomiming?
00:14:00 Like that magical moment where you're two
00:14:03 too far away from?
00:14:08 From what?
00:14:09 To flirt away from what
00:14:11 fact?
00:14:12 I think we got a new game. Let's finish.
00:14:14 I'm wondering that same thing here.
00:14:16 We know each other so much far away from each other's
00:14:19 orgasm sentences, sandwiches.
00:14:24 Perfect.
00:14:27 Rolling clip.
00:14:28 Brady, I got it.
00:14:30 No problem.
00:14:34 Who thought he could help us with us all about
00:14:38 this time.
00:14:45 What's in your pants belongs only to you.
00:14:48 Your pants cover it. Fuck.
00:14:50 Is this
00:14:52 Your private parts belong to me.
00:14:55 Oh, If someone asks to see you, just tell them no.
00:15:00 But if you want them to the pants,
00:15:03 A source likes to wear his cut and see when the public service announcement.
00:15:08 I'm glad the great for making sure it's someone asked to see.
00:15:12 I'll be right back.
00:15:13 I have to go find a new Jefferson.
00:15:15 No, don't tell someone who just likes to speak to
00:15:18 what's in your pants and I'm coming to you.
00:15:22 Your pants cover up your private parts.
00:15:26 Your private parts.
00:15:27 And I know
00:15:29 if someone asks me to tell them,
00:15:32 No, I'm not.
00:15:37 If someone asked to see or tried to touch under your pants,
00:15:41 except you keep it secret, then you must tell them No, no.
00:15:45 Go find someone.
00:15:46 You can tell them straightaway.
00:15:49 Well, don't like.
00:15:50 You know I make everything okay.
00:15:52 Like what's in your.
00:15:53 Well, they just say yes, yes, yes, yes.
00:15:56 Let's try
00:15:59 and confuse the private.
00:16:00 Now let's get
00:16:03 someone on stage and tell them no.
00:16:09 And you.
00:16:10 Things like the press change like it Never, never
00:16:17 really?
00:16:22 No, no, no, no.
00:16:25 But you got to be a breath.
00:16:28 Wonderful.
00:16:29 Just tell them.
00:16:30 No, that was lovely.
00:16:34 Just tell him name.
00:16:37 I'm sure we just got banned from YouTube.
00:16:39 I know what an asshole who does.
00:16:40 Who plays video clips in the front.
00:16:43 The video was brought to you
00:16:44 and registered by the charity England of Wales and Scotland.
00:16:47 Every childhood is worth fighting for.
00:16:50 Campaign.
00:16:51 Yeah.
00:16:52 So it's the government funded the NSPCC,
00:16:55 so go ahead and bands for that bitch.
00:16:58 And we're trying to fucking spread awareness.
00:17:01 We're like, No, it's okay for you to do that,
00:17:03 but now we have to ban you for saying bitch
00:17:05 because you're a bully.
00:17:07 That's beautiful. What? What?
00:17:10 How do you is it supposed to
00:17:13 look a good job?
00:17:17 What is supposed to do that?
00:17:18 Murder someone?
00:17:19 Every time I hear these words now, I think of drunk jaw.
00:17:22 But does it cut?
00:17:24 Will it cut?
00:17:25 Will it cut?
00:17:27 Yeah.
00:17:27 Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut.
00:17:31 Get a piece of paper.
00:17:32 I it should easily do just like the piece of paper.
00:17:35 I liked it.
00:17:36 That's from the Flintstones line of cutlery.
00:17:40 It did not cut.
00:17:42 In fact, the bullet didn't start with it. Yet.
00:17:44 The movie that I like to play with it, but I'm not allowed to start with
00:17:49 way back up.
00:17:50 Say that again. Real slow.
00:17:51 You like to play with it, but you're not allowed to.
00:17:57 You need to hear those sharp objects.
00:18:00 This is a safety night.
00:18:02 It won't cut.
00:18:05 It's okay.
00:18:05 Safety one safety knife.
00:18:08 Well, that's a spooky
00:18:12 knife.
00:18:12 You spooning a knife that doesn't cut is a stick,
00:18:18 right?
00:18:18 I made two sticks.
00:18:20 That looks like I come up with a straight razor
00:18:22 with on another one.
00:18:26 You got to hold it real still because your resolution
00:18:29 is a little poor, to say the least.
00:18:33 I can't tell if that's a tie or a piece of metal.
00:18:38 What's it going to be?
00:18:40 Pants, pants, pants.
00:18:42 Patent
00:18:45 Or you take a
00:18:46 you take a rectangle and then cut it into two triangles shapes.
00:18:49 That's your two points. And then you start pounding down,
00:18:54 pounding off what you say,
00:18:57 is it what's the point of starting so thick and pounding down?
00:19:00 Why don't you just shear it and then like half the work would be done?
00:19:07 I mean, you started
00:19:08 picking up the me get soft when you pound it down.
00:19:12 Is that make it more dense and stronger.
00:19:15 What draws not describing what we're talking about
00:19:19 we're talking
00:19:20 I know and I probably I probably could describe
00:19:22 what you're talking what we're talking about
00:19:23 way better than anybody else in the room. But
00:19:27 flat drains pants.
00:19:30 Oh, yeah. You are a little expert.
00:19:32 The fact that it can't cut.
00:19:33 But no, I like this is not he's not properly
00:19:36 you shave with that hardening
00:19:38 it it's not he's not properly hurting it it's a it's a delicate process.
00:19:42 This one will cut on.
00:19:44 I've seen him harden it.
00:19:46 I watched him immerse it in water quickly.
00:19:48 Isn't that how you know? You talking about something, Mouth?
00:19:51 No, I would clearly talking about the metal oil.
00:19:54 Is that what you put in the water?
00:19:56 You put it in the fire and then you put it in the water.
00:19:58 Isn't that how you did it?
00:20:00 Yeah. It's a weird balance that goes on.
00:20:04 Oh, okay.
00:20:05 If the water would crack because it's too.
00:20:10 Yeah, that's the thing where it gets too hard.
00:20:11 It's going to get too hard, and then it'll be brittle.
00:20:13 And then it won't.
00:20:15 It won't cut, but then too soft.
00:20:17 It's going to
00:20:17 it's going to deform when you when you slice or cut something with it.
00:20:21 So you've got to have a even keel balance.
00:20:24 But as long as you can heat it up again and then cool it off to a certain
00:20:29 at a certain rate you can re align the tempering.
00:20:34 Yeah.
00:20:36 Yeah. It's crazy what you can do with metal.
00:20:38 You can.
00:20:39 That's exactly right.
00:20:40 I don't have a kiln.
00:20:41 How's your temper
00:20:47 wrench.
00:20:50 I don't have a kiln
00:20:52 either, but.
00:20:54 But I wanted to build a kiln to make biochar.
00:20:57 From last week's Terra Prater dirt discussion.
00:21:03 And then I looked up the easiest way to make
00:21:06 biochar
00:21:10 and then
00:21:11 did that charcoal and throw
00:21:15 that in your garden.
00:21:16 So I've been doing it all week.
00:21:17 I've got a garden full of biochar now.
00:21:23 Real life.
00:21:24 And you explain biochar to us because I get like 90% of my news
00:21:28 from from this.
00:21:31 This might be a problem,
00:21:33 so it may drop off the top of my head.
00:21:36 Is there a delay in here?
00:21:41 But just a little bit of a lag
00:21:43 on the video from the garage
00:21:47 guys.
00:21:48 Is there
00:21:50 a delay in here?
00:21:52 Thanks.
00:21:55 Should I turn off my wife?
00:21:56 I, I don't think you have wi fi.
00:22:00 I'd like some photos of that one day.
00:22:03 You are.
00:22:04 Don't send them.
00:22:04 So how about if I just show you cellular extender thing you have here
00:22:08 That looks like a regular cable modem with nothing.
00:22:11 No cable attached. Last time I looked,
00:22:15 you can show me that.
00:22:16 You can show with a van, but I want to see What is that?
00:22:21 What the heck is that?
00:22:24 I can't.
00:22:24 I can't afford Internet gateway.
00:22:27 Internet Gateway.
00:22:28 Okay, But from never mind.
00:22:30 You know, we're not to tell you who your provider is.
00:22:32 Don't show everything.
00:22:32 It probably has passwords and stuff.
00:22:37 Mac, address.
00:22:39 But so I don't.
00:22:41 I believe that you have that.
00:22:42 But I don't believe your phone is connected to that.
00:22:45 Yeah.
00:22:46 Yeah, there's some rules.
00:22:48 All right?
00:22:48 It's this bad.
00:22:50 And it is. Invariably, you have been in the barn.
00:22:53 I have to believe you because you've connected that
00:22:57 well.
00:22:57 But I don't know if I would do that necessarily,
00:23:01 because we might just lose you.
00:23:04 Well, we'll play the clip. Brady,
00:23:06 you got a clip?
00:23:08 Yeah.
00:23:09 Oh, wait, no, no.
00:23:10 Since til we're on.
00:23:13 God damn it. It's from YouTube.
00:23:15 It doesn't matter that the knife is spoon.
00:23:18 Original clip, because the channel little frickin bitch about it,
00:23:23 who cares?
00:23:23 And then it's not like they can monetize it right?
00:23:27 Hey, our skills are impressive, and it looks like there's
00:23:29 a chat bot that would like us to join their discord.
00:23:33 Thank you. Chat bot.
00:23:34 Interesting.
00:23:36 Come on, Steve.
00:23:38 What if I just act out The Simpsons?
00:23:40 Oh, there you go.
00:23:40 You look brilliant.
00:23:41 Now, really, Just the data connection.
00:23:45 Mute them.
00:23:47 I know you don't.
00:23:48 I come back loud and clear every time.
00:23:51 You always say you have done, you mean.
00:23:52 But I always like it.
00:23:54 Always Hear me before you say that
00:23:58 If they won't shut up,
00:24:01 you talk too much.
00:24:02 You never shut up.
00:24:05 Oh, please, Birdie, This is the big joke.
00:24:09 I want to play clips.
00:24:10 Just a third.
00:24:11 That's all we're doing.
00:24:12 We're legitimately discussing pants.
00:24:16 Oh, no, I got it.
00:24:17 I got some pants. What's your problem?
00:24:20 That's my silly pants.
00:24:23 I want really baggy ones.
00:24:25 Knickerbockers.
00:24:26 Are you kidding me about knickers?
00:24:28 What about packing like Bagger Vance?
00:24:30 Bagger Vance pants?
00:24:32 Yeah. What about baseball players?
00:24:35 Those are ridiculous.
00:24:36 The stumps.
00:24:37 Dude, I hate those dirty knickers. Wow.
00:24:46 Some people don't believe me when I say that
00:24:48 The New York Knicks are actually the Knickerbockers.
00:24:53 Okay.
00:24:54 Are they under 20?
00:24:57 No, I don't. Believe me.
00:24:58 What do they do? There's no I. Never mind. I would start that right.
00:25:02 What did they ever back?
00:25:06 Hers?
00:25:08 Knickers.
00:25:09 Speaking of hers, I have painters.
00:25:12 Do the Knicks, New York Knicks players
00:25:14 go up to each other and go, What up, Monica?
00:25:18 Oh, I'm sorry.
00:25:18 Nigga says Paint up my nigga.
00:25:21 It says Paint on my shirt.
00:25:24 Did you do that on purpose?
00:25:25 I did not know.
00:25:27 No, That was just a weird coincidence.
00:25:28 Last week my pants had the word dirt on them.
00:25:33 No way. My pants and.
00:25:35 No, no, no, that's not true.
00:25:37 That's not because you haven't washed them in a week.
00:25:39 Yeah, that's not dirt smell.
00:25:41 It tasted too salty.
00:25:44 They taste.
00:25:48 No. You had a better idea than pants.
00:25:50 Truer pants are the best stuff.
00:25:53 The French Revolution ended the Roman Empire.
00:25:55 I mean, where do you want to focus the entire times?
00:25:58 The hardest working garment in the world.
00:26:01 The French Revolution.
00:26:02 With all the argument of pants?
00:26:04 I think it sounds cool, but I think the big one is the revolutionaries.
00:26:08 They were called The Without the Britches is the word the the direct translation
00:26:14 without breaches a breach because breaches.
00:26:17 Yeah.
00:26:17 And I assume breaches is where we get the term breeches.
00:26:22 Really.
00:26:23 Your breeches.
00:26:25 They were a bunch of streaker.
00:26:25 Let's go streaking.
00:26:27 Yeah.
00:26:27 I have about two or, I don't know, 10 to 30 videos, but I cannot play any of them.
00:26:32 Okay, we'll roll the clip and then we can.
00:26:37 Yeah, fuck you too.
00:26:38 Everybody going over to rumble?
00:26:39 You should either. Anyway,
00:26:41 What's
00:26:42 this admission?
00:26:44 Should I play this admission?
00:26:45 This is asshole.
00:26:46 Oh, play that.
00:26:48 Should I play TSA admissions?
00:26:50 TSA confirm.
00:26:52 I learned it from.
00:26:53 I learned it from YouTube myself.
00:26:55 I learned from my mom and dad.
00:26:57 I learned it from you. How do you think I got these here?
00:26:59 Learned from watching you up your butt?
00:27:02 Is that what you're saying?
00:27:03 No. In my bag when you're batting on top.
00:27:06 I misunderstood the idea.
00:27:08 It makes so much more sense.
00:27:10 Your when you said you're sick.
00:27:12 Never mind.
00:27:13 I know that two packs of gummies I used your body.
00:27:17 You fly with frickin deep shit anyway anyway, so it doesn't really matter
00:27:23 what they don't.
00:27:24 I've never once been checked.
00:27:25 I know they do like random checks, but all you can use for complete ignorance.
00:27:30 If anything, you're still in Michigan.
00:27:32 So it's just
00:27:34 whatever the charges in Michigan.
00:27:37 Are you feeling what I'm saying right now?
00:27:40 I'm filming. I mean, I was using film.
00:27:42 I was I was recording it to film Will film in film.
00:27:47 I like.
00:27:48 You were all standing there, though, like it was the issue.
00:27:53 The first guy I heard Joe become way
00:27:56 beyond the physical representation.
00:28:02 Oh, yeah, we still call it the film festival.
00:28:05 But is do they use is there film?
00:28:08 No, it's it's a long film,
00:28:11 but shut the fuck up.
00:28:13 All right, we're filming this.
00:28:15 Are we ready?
00:28:16 Is taping it? Rumble is.
00:28:20 It's on a tape either.
00:28:22 It's not until we go to Rumble.
00:28:24 We have.
00:28:25 We're on Rumble, but we're not on rumble exclusively.
00:28:27 Should we be complete?
00:28:28 Yeah. Yeah. Is there anything we should say?
00:28:32 If you're able to make it, you shouldn't be there.
00:28:35 They're throttling and shaping the conversation
00:28:38 so much that nothing could be said.
00:28:40 If you want good open conversation, it's not just leaning conservative
00:28:43 like people say, come over to rumble. You can say whatever you want.
00:28:46 You can start your own channel and say whatever you want
00:28:48 and you can listen to people, say whatever they want or not.
00:28:53 Where's the button or not?
00:28:54 And then cool, if I hit the button right and talking right
00:29:00 before
00:29:04 talking
00:29:07 about fracking, like
00:29:09 I like
00:29:12 like I find out
00:29:16 like if I think about I don't
00:29:19 know,
00:29:23 girls girlfriend,
00:29:26 I don't even think about
00:29:31 got I don't think
00:29:35 I get a girl
00:29:42 I don't even know
00:29:44 if you're a different kind of want to talk about your profession
00:29:47 as trans I feel
00:29:52 like I want like for
00:29:54 like I'm
00:29:59 like I think I just want a girl
00:30:05 I can
00:30:07 hold up.
00:30:08 Wait a minute.
00:30:10 Something right now.
00:30:27 I don't know what I would do if I didn't have pockets in my pants.
00:30:31 I mean, seriously, pants are so much more important than people realize
00:30:37 that Just keep me warm.
00:30:39 I don't ride horseback. This is.
00:30:41 These are functional.
00:30:42 This is functional apparel.
00:30:45 There are certain cultures where women still aren't allowed to wear pants.
00:30:49 If you ever see an Amish woman wearing pants, you're not looking at a woman.
00:30:55 Do you always wear cargo pants?
00:30:59 I seldom wear cargo pants.
00:31:02 Well, you could actually keep things in your pockets, in your shorts.
00:31:07 You can also carry a purse like a woman or like some men do.
00:31:10 Like a woman?
00:31:12 Yeah, I carry a backpack.
00:31:14 I couldn't basically live with that with all my shit.
00:31:16 And I could easily call it my purse.
00:31:18 I'm fine with that fanny pack.
00:31:20 No, it's a giant backpack.
00:31:22 In fact, I just upgraded to huge.
00:31:24 No, bigger.
00:31:27 But if you were if you didn't wear pants
00:31:28 or any clothes, where would you carry your wallet?
00:31:31 In your hand. Right
00:31:33 there. Hand all the time.
00:31:35 You're all my hand.
00:31:36 I put it under my arm.
00:31:38 It's actually a bigger one.
00:31:41 Yeah, that's true.
00:31:42 I would squeezed squeeze it between something.
00:31:44 Everyone would.
00:31:46 Oh, you're prison material while you slim it down.
00:31:50 I don't like it. Traditional.
00:31:51 Are you traditional? Oldest.
00:31:52 Are you on to this? To these new.
00:31:54 So are you still holding only instead of hair down on my back.
00:31:58 And I always have a hair, you know, like a not a not a scrunchie,
00:32:01 but like a men's hair tie, you know, like a rubber band,
00:32:05 which just I wrap that around my cash on my cards.
00:32:09 No, that's it.
00:32:10 I'll do that if I'm traveling and I want to just carry lighter
00:32:13 if I'm like an event or something and I'm just going to carry minimal credit
00:32:16 cards are on the outside. I can't show
00:32:19 it's a car.
00:32:21 I can You can just take pictures of them and send them to us later in the
00:32:25 I like to guess how much money I have in my wallet game.
00:32:29 I'm guessing $200.
00:32:31 What do you take the over
00:32:33 when you take the under and let's see who's closest under.
00:32:36 Okay. Drawer.
00:32:37 You got the overweight.
00:32:38 How could we be closest if we take the under over?
00:32:40 Either we are or we aren't.
00:32:43 Okay.
00:32:44 Do I have to say under over a certain amount?
00:32:46 I don't think you understand the amount.
00:32:48 Okay, Whoever's greater, if we're going to get 50 writers write
00:32:54 121 40 other section
00:33:00 55, 6075, 95,
00:33:08 212 $30 drawer, one drawer.
00:33:12 Never said anything.
00:33:14 All right, draw loses.
00:33:14 And so I lost. But draw did not win.
00:33:17 I hate to be a number uploaded.
00:33:22 All right.
00:33:23 Sorry for lost.
00:33:24 All I know.
00:33:25 All I know is no, I didn't lose because my wallet is like $3 richer from Sunday.
00:33:29 So you so he won the CPTPP.
00:33:32 But more importantly, why he's got one the round like two or three strokes
00:33:38 and we won to work around
00:33:41 we were terrible judging I threw awful we missed so many putts so many
00:33:47 that's gone If you're awful throws in the bags of 50
00:33:50 footer early early and just kills our momentum.
00:33:53 Show the clip Gary,
00:33:56 you already
00:33:58 know this is the only clip I thought I should have recorded the whole thing.
00:34:01 Sure. Recorded some of the thing.
00:34:04 Yeah. Any of the thing?
00:34:05 No, I didn't get anything.
00:34:09 That would have been.
00:34:12 It was fun.
00:34:12 There will be other rounds. It really would have.
00:34:15 It would have been.
00:34:16 Well, hopefully, hopefully I play better that was it was ridiculous
00:34:20 how many missed opportunities I hate missing birdie putt
00:34:25 birdie putt
00:34:27 really putt I hate missing Brady putts.
00:34:32 It's a good part.
00:34:32 Oh, you give yourself an opportunity to improve your scorecard
00:34:36 and just Muffet it's bad
00:34:40 so you guys usually play against yourself
00:34:41 your own score try to better your score.
00:34:44 No you played but that's mental masturbation.
00:34:49 What's wrong with mental masturbation?
00:34:51 You said that like it was a bad thing.
00:34:55 Oh, okay.
00:34:55 You're right.
00:34:56 I never understood that.
00:35:02 Know streaming.
00:35:05 What's that room for?
00:35:07 Entrance is streaming live on Rumble.
00:35:09 Oh, crap.
00:35:11 I didn't even give it a thumbs up.
00:35:12 Just seconds,
00:35:15 30 seconds, warm up it.
00:35:17 Do it.
00:35:18 Well, there's kind of sweet.
00:35:20 And I just saw this cartoon on PBS.
00:35:23 Must have been my Who said that?
00:35:26 He likes my knife welder
00:35:30 Katt Williams is laughing his fucking ass off.
00:35:33 I can't read.
00:35:34 The last of not one single fladged sentence are complete
00:35:39 Will welcome. Yeah, he just.
00:35:40 He just cracked the whole.
00:35:43 I don't know.
00:35:44 I cut myself off in the middle of my
00:35:49 see What then?
00:35:50 What you doing as the viewer?
00:35:51 What you're doing is you're finishing our
00:35:55 images.
00:35:56 It's just. It's such a Zen demon
00:36:03 ejaculate, you know, try trying to not finish.
00:36:06 The sentence is even harder than actually trying to finish the sentence.
00:36:10 I know it's a it's a skill.
00:36:13 It's a gift.
00:36:15 If only I could use my superpowers for good instead of evil.
00:36:18 It's pronounced shift.
00:36:20 Oh, hey. Yes.
00:36:22 Lawyers say go on. I like that.
00:36:25 Hey, I watch the shorts. I think.
00:36:27 I think draw put together the clips this week because they made
00:36:32 but it was in quadrants and
00:36:36 had a quadrant.
00:36:37 I had a quadrant, Brady Quadrant.
00:36:40 And then Picard had a quadrant. Yeah.
00:36:43 He was like one of the four people.
00:36:45 It was like one of our featured one of our best viewed
00:36:50 clips is the Ludacris Flag interview.
00:36:54 But, you know, no, honey, a little, little, little misleading.
00:36:59 Oh, so I think I don't know.
00:37:02 I think well, they're had a good segway for he wants more Katt Williams please
00:37:08 Williams about if I take out but if I take out the stop
00:37:12 in the ING it says please talk about Katt Williams so
00:37:15 we'll do that
00:37:17 All right What do their requests to me this this is actually directed at Gary.
00:37:22 So Gary, you've got a you're a big fan of Joe Rogan, right?
00:37:26 Yes, I am.
00:37:27 Well, listen to what Joe Rogan has to say.
00:37:29 As recently as I think four days ago.
00:37:31 Now, we know that Williams as well any Jesus man to get heart.
00:37:37 And that's not a hidden fact by it's been so
00:37:47 but if you can't watch it
00:37:49 fuck all of these stories yeah he's really
00:37:53 in that slow talking everything line so you can't look at those stories.
00:37:57 Everything does kind of line up in a strange way.
00:38:00 You try to decipher it from all the different cultures.
00:38:02 They all have their different versions of it,
00:38:05 but at the end of it, there's a lot of similar.
00:38:07 I if you follow the stories and like what religion, what are they saying?
00:38:12 You know, we need we need Jesus creation myth. Why
00:38:17 was that odd though, that a creature,
00:38:19 if you think of human beings as a creature, that a
00:38:22 a human being that's never created a being itself
00:38:27 has this idea that a magical force
00:38:31 that is all knowing and all loving created
00:38:35 could not not they evolved, not they came from this
00:38:39 and they learn they got better, but that they were created.
00:38:42 And that seems like a universe.
00:38:44 So story, the created story.
00:38:48 That's only because the duck that's outside of my house right now
00:38:52 believes that So glad that so the duck is sitting on six eggs
00:38:57 on a nest right by the house, right by a one deep down dog
00:39:04 alibi.
00:39:08 And he referenced earlier life that is sitting on.
00:39:14 And it's going to come from that.
00:39:17 And he's talking about the eggs there that looks out for them and
00:39:23 makes sure they're fed.
00:39:24 And the in the Bible story, it says
00:39:28 the sparrows said, I like Jesus saying
00:39:32 who feeds the sparrows like this is a worldwide.
00:39:36 There's how many birds like billions and billions and billions of birds,
00:39:40 like who's feeding them every day?
00:39:42 Like the real top,
00:39:46 right?
00:39:48 Yeah.
00:39:48 Because what you're looking for is you need to find a mistake.
00:39:51 That's how we would know.
00:39:52 Maybe there is no creator, but we don't go through
00:39:55 our regular life seeing things and think, and nobody created it.
00:39:59 Like I would be as weird as being in this room going,
00:40:02 Nobody made those curtains, Nobody made these cameras, right?
00:40:05 Nobody. Like what?
00:40:08 We we never have evidence of that.
00:40:10 What do you think?
00:40:11 Why do you think people have a reluctance to take in the idea?
00:40:14 Nobody made God?
00:40:15 Or what do you think the spot about it to them is?
00:40:19 There's some people that fancy themselves as intellectuals
00:40:22 and they're used to taking a concept for which there's no proof.
00:40:25 That's what they'll say.
00:40:26 They use this very reductionist view of what God is.
00:40:31 Yeah, there's no proof.
00:40:32 Agreed.
00:40:33 And that, you know, there are staunch atheists
00:40:36 and a lot of them, they even talk like religious people, the older
00:40:39 atheist and becomes a religion of being completely open mind
00:40:42 to the possibility of zero idea what happens when you die.
00:40:46 A lot of people are 100%
00:40:49 sure when he's talking to you, it's like he's talking to you.
00:40:52 For them to not like. So
00:40:56 the whole the whole thing is if you were
00:41:06 again to pause to believe in the Big Bang,
00:41:09 you have to believe that that has happened several times.
00:41:13 The way
00:41:16 because that's what we've seen from every new universe just created and created.
00:41:20 We don't see one individual unique thing that exists
00:41:24 in this responsible for all things except the Big Bang.
00:41:28 Those are Terrence McNally said.
00:41:29 There's too much thought that went into certain things,
00:41:33 like the fact that
00:41:37 you can study all the butterflies
00:41:39 and not one of them has a sense of humor.
00:41:44 And, you know,
00:41:46 we can tell that they're the main thing was what Joe Rogan said
00:41:50 about, Yeah, yeah, some people that fancy themselves
00:41:53 as intellectuals and they refuse to take in a concept
00:41:57 for which there's no proof and that's what they'll say.
00:41:59 They use this very reductionist view of what God is,
00:42:03 and they'll say there's no proof.
00:42:06 And that, you know, there are
00:42:07 staunch atheists and a lot of them, they even talk like religious people.
00:42:11 They almost they're atheists and becomes a religion.
00:42:13 So being completely open minded to the possibility of zero idea
00:42:17 what happens when you die?
00:42:20 Respond. I,
00:42:24 I know zero happens when you die.
00:42:28 How do you know that?
00:42:29 Have you died?
00:42:31 I don't think I need to understand the concept.
00:42:34 My brain not operating My brain is me.
00:42:37 It's it really is that simple.
00:42:39 It is not.
00:42:41 There's lots of people that have claimed in one sense,
00:42:44 if you were, for instance, if you were able to answer that, yes,
00:42:48 I have died and there's nothing there, then I would say case closed.
00:42:52 But without knowing if I could answer,
00:42:55 if anybody could answer that question, I have died, then
00:43:01 43 billion
00:43:02 in some form of afterlife, which doesn't mean they haven't died.
00:43:07 Wait, we didn't say afterlife.
00:43:09 We just said something
00:43:11 after you die is
00:43:13 would be called something else then.
00:43:16 So even if you're just worm food and dirt,
00:43:18 if it's afterlife, then that's your afterlife growing up.
00:43:22 Oh, no, no, no. Oh, okay. Yeah.
00:43:24 If you change the definition of afterlife to match whatever you're talking about.
00:43:28 Yeah. No, no.
00:43:29 You define anything into existence.
00:43:31 You mean there is no afterlife? You.
00:43:34 Because life starts at death?
00:43:38 No. Every life is an incoherent sentence.
00:43:42 It's like it doesn't make sense.
00:43:44 It doesn't fit together.
00:43:46 Actually, what Joe Rogan was talking about
00:43:51 doesn't get reductionist.
00:43:52 You can get right down to some people that fancy themselves, pinpoint exactly
00:43:57 where in life. Start taking a concept for others.
00:44:00 No, that's that's what
00:44:02 it is.
00:44:02 That's important to themselves as intellectuals
00:44:06 looking. He's looking out.
00:44:07 He's looking up. So, you know, he's thinking deep about it.
00:44:10 They use this very reductionist view of God
00:44:13 is literally is literally looking at God as he says it is.
00:44:17 Okay.
00:44:17 So everything had to be created.
00:44:19 Who created God?
00:44:22 If you're if you're almighty and omnipotent without
00:44:25 and without beginning, you're using a humanistic form of creation.
00:44:30 So existing space and time is also incoherent.
00:44:35 We exist means within space and time.
00:44:39 Do you believe in existing beyond space?
00:44:43 And time means nonexistent?
00:44:46 Do you believe in energy?
00:44:48 Believe that energy?
00:44:49 That thing about energy is only transferred.
00:44:51 It can't be created or taken away.
00:44:54 Yes. Well, then, when did that start?
00:44:59 It could be that's one thing that could be eternal,
00:45:04 Could be God, could be what we become a part of.
00:45:06 Back to what we we become a part of.
00:45:09 Once we're out of the constraints of the human awareness, we go back.
00:45:12 I make up this such magical nonsense.
00:45:15 I didn't. I didn't made up.
00:45:17 I didn't.
00:45:18 You filled in the blanks with magical nonsense.
00:45:20 I did not just make up religious magical nonsense.
00:45:24 I didn't do anything. Something.
00:45:26 All I get about all I asked you
00:45:28 is that energy incoherent gibberish.
00:45:31 So does the energy level that is always there.
00:45:34 Does that level of energy have to be the same?
00:45:38 Never, never more, never less.
00:45:39 Never started, never ended.
00:45:42 You don't see where I'm going here?
00:45:44 It's that that that sounds right and I don't.
00:45:48 Well, so if I change the word energy to omnipotent
00:45:52 being or whatever you change it into.
00:45:56 Yeah. Yeah.
00:45:57 Then it becomes magical, whatever you want to say.
00:45:59 But I'm not doing that.
00:46:00 I'm just asking for an explanation.
00:46:02 You said, Oh, energy. You said, Who created God?
00:46:06 Who's defining God?
00:46:07 Not me.
00:46:09 I got to know about that energy that is magically, if you will say,
00:46:13 Never, never, never depleted, never added to the Supreme.
00:46:17 So many people define them into existence.
00:46:19 You're undefined in out of existence.
00:46:22 I'm not.
00:46:23 I'm just great.
00:46:26 Okay.
00:46:26 I'm saying without definition.
00:46:29 Is that existent?
00:46:31 Fine.
00:46:31 I'm going to say, do you
00:46:35 make you say the big bang is right, whether it was created consciously
00:46:39 by some being or some energy purposefully or it doesn't answer.
00:46:44 Any question about the origin of anything.
00:46:47 Oh, but what if the Big Bang allows there to be a recycling of a sole particle
00:46:52 and a recycling of that solar particle or that silver
00:46:57 spirits that you talk about?
00:46:58 Madge? No, not necessarily, no. You are.
00:47:01 You just.
00:47:02 I was trying not to talk about magic
00:47:06 doesn't exist.
00:47:06 We're not either.
00:47:07 I wasn't. I know you mentioned that prior to you.
00:47:09 I just.
00:47:10 All I said before, I said so.
00:47:13 Particle. I'm a soul particle.
00:47:16 I wanted to connect you Magic Bobby matter everything in the universe.
00:47:20 Gary knows everything in the universe. Everyone, stop.
00:47:23 We've got.
00:47:23 We've got everything we need because Gary is here,
00:47:26 and he knows everything in the universe.
00:47:28 Ever.
00:47:29 For Gary, I put my name down as fladged parents.
00:47:32 What is the explanation for that energy that has always been at the exact
00:47:35 same level?
00:47:36 Because if can't add energy and you can't take away
00:47:38 it's been the exact same thing since it started.
00:47:40 And it will it it never has changed.
00:47:43 It'll be that forever.
00:47:45 Yeah. What is that?
00:47:48 Everything.
00:47:53 But. No, no, no, it's not.
00:47:56 It's not everything, Will.
00:47:57 If it's everything, that it can include magic in the afterlife and imagination
00:48:01 and everything.
00:48:03 But we should do a show about everything.
00:48:06 I considered it, but Pants was more specific.
00:48:11 Hey, pants exist.
00:48:14 Pants are a coherent concept.
00:48:19 Yes. That's just not so.
00:48:20 Is that energy that I just explained with no definition or no magic added?
00:48:24 No. Yeah.
00:48:25 Yeah, absolutely.
00:48:26 We all agree that that energy's there, right?
00:48:28 And somehow it transfers and somehow it transfers into our form
00:48:31 where this 1 to 80 years that you get the blessing or luggage
00:48:36 cursory or more or more I like using it
00:48:39 I'm I'm, I'm chillin
00:48:43 but so using terms like born and death and afterlife
00:48:47 and before life are not relevant when when you refer to that energy.
00:48:50 So if we can't even get to that point to explain it,
00:48:54 how can we explain it beyond that into a magical definition
00:48:58 of like personal ness or specific specificity?
00:49:02 What's that word? Specificity. I like that.
00:49:07 That's a lot of extra syllables.
00:49:08 The universe is full of shared
00:49:11 specificity.
00:49:13 Said I did it again.
00:49:14 Specificity. Specificity.
00:49:17 Israel, Mississippi in there.
00:49:19 Specificity. No, that's not right either.
00:49:22 Am I ISIS specificity?
00:49:26 I'm kind of favorite of Mississippi Is the BP. BP.
00:49:31 It's the BP.
00:49:34 So you can't explain
00:49:36 you can't explain how that energy is literally always there from the beginning.
00:49:41 Yeah, it's almost like there is a shared it's like there's a shared energy.
00:49:45 You know, it cannot be created or destroyed.
00:49:47 Everything is right.
00:49:49 I mean, it does make sense, right?
00:49:51 And that's that's coherent.
00:49:53 It doesn't that makes sense to me.
00:49:56 This whole thing started in my mind from the question who created God,
00:50:00 which is irrelevant if he's that energy, that's always
00:50:03 I mean, I'm not defining it as God, but you.
00:50:05 Right.
00:50:06 Sorry.
00:50:08 You did.
00:50:09 You said you said if God
00:50:12 created the Big Bang, who created God?
00:50:15 Right.
00:50:15 That's that's a definition. That's not necessary.
00:50:18 If you're an energy that will has always been there and will always be there.
00:50:22 Right.
00:50:23 Oh, but energy is like personal.
00:50:27 It doesn't create things.
00:50:28 It doesn't have a will.
00:50:31 Energy.
00:50:32 Energy does whatever it's meant to do.
00:50:38 It's not an agent.
00:50:39 It doesn't have no agency.
00:50:43 Energy doesn't have a mind,
00:50:46 does it?
00:50:46 Why does it have to
00:50:49 follow it while I
00:50:51 and then why does it have principles that it stands by and our river?
00:50:56 Why does the river flow downstream?
00:51:00 What is electricity travel best across?
00:51:03 All right. That's my answer.
00:51:05 There's probably a lot of nature and connectivity because that's that's the
00:51:09 property of the elements.
00:51:12 What's an element
00:51:14 and where does that come from?
00:51:15 The combination and that sound like ghostly.
00:51:19 If someone if someone told you that there was this oxygen that's hovering here
00:51:23 and this nitrogen that's hovering here, it doesn't always go No, that's mystical.
00:51:27 Yeah, that's like sounds like folklore.
00:51:30 Yeah. Oh, that sounds stupid.
00:51:33 But there would be this, you know, the Illuminati use this thing
00:51:36 right here that is caused the cause of everyone alive right now.
00:51:40 Yeah.
00:51:41 And there could be we could keep getting smaller and smaller and smaller
00:51:45 and smaller to the point where maybe we do understand that energy one day,
00:51:50 but it won't change the energy, whether we understand it or not, or
00:51:53 if we become a part of it, which we did, we will become a part of it again.
00:51:58 And we talk about on the last show the breakdown
00:52:00 of how far we know, how far things break down right now.
00:52:04 What a work we did. Yeah. Cork,
00:52:09 Cork, cork, cork.
00:52:11 I find it I didn't catch the The Brady Show.
00:52:14 Did you guys talk another half hour about dishwashers?
00:52:17 I didn't catch it either.
00:52:19 I honestly don't know.
00:52:20 I cannot recall.
00:52:21 I think we talked about Flashdance for once, right?
00:52:24 I'm just replaying the 58 minute
00:52:28 and 26 second mark of showers,
00:52:32 which was last week's show on shirts and
00:52:36 and Brady.
00:52:39 Brady got such a kick out of me being a prick
00:52:42 that I just I love his reaction.
00:52:46 Yeah.
00:52:47 Do you have that clip? I can I guess I could play it.
00:52:49 I don't I don't have you masturbate to.
00:52:52 No, I've got this clip though.
00:52:54 So let's follow it.
00:52:55 Let's follow religion.
00:52:57 Yeah. Oh, please.
00:52:59 We're looking for a yellow jacket.
00:53:01 Like, I love this.
00:53:02 I love the argument.
00:53:03 I like, argue we would draw the Christian truth.
00:53:06 If you want to reach those
00:53:07 kids on the street, then you got to do a rap to a hip hop beat.
00:53:11 So I gave my sermon an urban kick.
00:53:14 My rhymes are flat,
00:53:15 the beats are sick, my crew is big and it keeps going right, Fat
00:53:21 nigga. Oh,
00:53:25 his what?
00:53:27 I think there was a heart are full on.
00:53:30 What is this guy doing?
00:53:31 No, no don't trample on my shit.
00:53:34 Well, I wrote this song for the Christian youth.
00:53:37 I want to teach kids the Christian truth.
00:53:39 If you want to reach those
00:53:41 kids on the street, then you got to do a rap to a hip hop beat.
00:53:45 So again, you got a sermon.
00:53:46 An urban kid.
00:53:47 My rhymes are flat, maybe too sick.
00:53:50 My crew is big and it keeps getting bigger.
00:53:53 That's because Jesus Christ, his mega,
00:54:00 I think.
00:54:00 Well, we're on a softer well, we're on the subject of caring
00:54:03 or softer
00:54:06 and you
00:54:13 know, in
00:54:15 branding and I was saying the same thing.
00:54:17 It's actually if you come together like I did not actually we may not actually be.
00:54:26 Oh, I saw this morning.
00:54:29 Well, I don't know.
00:54:29 I don't watch that gay shit.
00:54:31 Michael Che never beautiful.
00:54:34 Anyway we're going to go to the never will be played yet.
00:54:37 President Biden visited the southern border on Thursday
00:54:40 and was horrified to discover it is being swarmed.
00:54:44 But yeah it looks weird.
00:54:46 Growing segment I like is where they write it for each other
00:54:49 and for safety and see is so loud.
00:54:54 My feed.
00:54:56 No, just those guys.
00:54:57 This is fine when just there the SNL was so loud there.
00:55:02 Yeah I guess Wheel of Fortune and
00:55:06 no, sorry.
00:55:07 There's
00:55:10 no end.
00:55:13 He is actually.
00:55:15 He makes a career off that dramatic pause before the letter.
00:55:18 I'm sorry.
00:55:18 There's no end.
00:55:22 Oh, all right.
00:55:25 That's the Jesus Christ is my Edward
00:55:29 G. That arises.
00:55:31 You got to wrap.
00:55:31 I got to wrap. I got to wrap. MASH up.
00:55:34 Oh, do you?
00:55:36 Oh, sure.
00:55:36 Everyone's on the tube from my phone.
00:55:38 And for some reason, I see liquid brain in here.
00:55:43 Oh, recently, Ed, because I'm in the wrong section.
00:55:46 I'm addiction
00:55:49 world, the quick 3G.
00:55:51 That's great, because
00:55:54 you got to be
00:56:00 working in
00:56:02 school.
00:56:03 You got to go to school.
00:56:06 You got good.
00:56:07 You got to
00:56:13 work in the heat right here and
00:56:19 not sure what to
00:56:23 do, what they do in school.
00:56:26 You got to go to work.
00:56:29 You got o.
00:56:31 You know what?
00:56:31 I'm talking down to black beans they think of as
00:56:36 I'm in a train, something.
00:56:38 Yo, man, I'll be right back.
00:56:40 I have to go find a new jumper.
00:56:42 That's about it.
00:56:44 So his name is horrible.
00:56:46 Just give them something that they don't know.
00:56:49 Refuse
00:56:51 to see you in the Make my skin skip, get.
00:56:54 Can you feel when they talk like my lips When you go to the
00:56:57 all the poor little
00:57:01 below the feet for the moment it's a little bit from a little funny
00:57:05 to meet other little thorny little very offensive little girl
00:57:09 You me
00:57:14 So do you want But
00:57:18 you go
00:57:20 like this video has like 5 million views.
00:57:25 You've got to. And you work.
00:57:28 Yeah.
00:57:29 If you do that
00:57:34 in the right,
00:57:36 then I have to go find a new Jasper
00:57:40 in the comments here.
00:57:41 There's a in the comments on the thing here.
00:57:44 And so the thing behind the scenes comments,
00:57:48 there's a video uploaded.
00:57:49 Oh yeah I'll get it.
00:57:51 I can grab it
00:57:55 seconds people like that
00:57:57 because people like the Incognito film Waiting for you.
00:58:01 I could have just grabbed it from there.
00:58:04 That's where it is.
00:58:05 That's what the link is.
00:58:08 We'll link
00:58:10 to what I sent you.
00:58:11 The link laugh.
00:58:12 Is it safe for work? Yeah.
00:58:16 Oh, nothing safer work.
00:58:20 I like little boy.
00:58:21 We we jibber.
00:58:22 I like to jibber them on the inside.
00:58:26 Me too.
00:58:30 Well, that's the wrong button.
00:58:32 Dang it.
00:58:32 There's the play button Junk action lockstep with the Everyone else
00:58:36 hates me for my opinions. Right.
00:58:38 I know what you do.
00:58:43 Sorry.
00:58:43 I just wanted to hear that one more time. Yeah. Yeah.
00:58:46 It's perfect for my.
00:58:48 Oh, I didn't do it far enough.
00:58:50 What? What was the context?
00:58:52 Am I going to find the context?
00:58:53 Is this drunken, rambling.
00:58:57 God, I should go.
00:58:58 We need to get Scott to call in. Scott again.
00:59:00 Never ran today. Should
00:59:03 I told him he's the reason I ran.
00:59:05 Stop talking over you.
00:59:07 I know what you do.
00:59:09 Oh, I know he knows Everyone else hates me for my opinion.
00:59:14 I answer it.
00:59:15 I know what you do.
00:59:18 Look, I think his pants get wet.
00:59:23 Plans for me.
00:59:26 I know those cargo pants.
00:59:28 I had an adorable and helpful and all that.
00:59:31 So this is after discovering.
00:59:33 Yeah, Yeah,
00:59:35 I know.
00:59:37 Yeah, right, right.
00:59:38 I'm playing on my work
00:59:42 right now, but, my gosh, I just.
00:59:47 It's weird. There's an upside down desk for.
00:59:50 Oh, is that used for this All in dog
00:59:54 go that's I like I ordered.
00:59:56 So this is my boss I'm like, I'm all right.
01:00:01 Yeah,
01:00:03 you were first of all.
01:00:07 Yeah, that's my problem.
01:00:08 What's the C-word?
01:00:10 There's like two or three C-word.
01:00:12 He either No, she and
01:00:14 but so
01:00:16 creator of the universe and smart with enough and all
01:00:20 it's it's funny so Scott the whole time is talking about
01:00:22 oh they say there's not a creator universe Gary doesn't wants tell him
01:00:27 Gary almost agrees with them, right?
01:00:29 Yeah.
01:00:30 Oh no I don't Part guy That's what you said
01:00:33 in the multiverse and often I actually get
01:00:38 Yeah, I actually get what you're saying.
01:00:39 What to you.
01:00:40 That's the problem with the afterlife.
01:00:42 I'm so sorry.
01:00:44 That's the basis of my look at it is a Symbian relationship
01:00:49 was actually like being in an avatar body.
01:00:53 Yeah, I made a joke about.
01:00:55 Yeah, this job interview my brother over your balls.
01:01:00 Over the goggles.
01:01:01 That's. Yes. Okay.
01:01:03 But that's not me in any sense.
01:01:05 And you go back to your dimension when we're doing what I do, when I.
01:01:10 I'm in this with the same dimension.
01:01:13 That's why I got a problem with the help.
01:01:14 That's what also
01:01:17 could be a chance.
01:01:19 So I'm
01:01:28 going to
01:01:35 jump me.
01:01:36 You've got Brady, you got Scott now arguing with you.
01:01:40 Yeah, we're just trying to help you.
01:01:43 I know. Oh.
01:01:45 Oh, I know.
01:01:45 I might be beyond help.
01:01:50 For the record, I'm not trying to help you, so.
01:01:53 Thank you, Brady,
01:01:55 I. I enjoy your point of view.
01:01:58 You're helping me help other people.
01:02:02 Yeah, Yeah.
01:02:03 Look at this.
01:02:03 Like, just pretty much like an example.
01:02:05 Look at this.
01:02:07 Oh, shit.
01:02:09 He's not drunk.
01:02:11 If you look at this world is Westworld, and this is you know,
01:02:14 if you look at this world as a television show, you've heard that. Yes.
01:02:18 In fact,
01:02:19 I was ripping on Scott, though.
01:02:21 I know I probably fuck it in the mouth first.
01:02:24 I'd fuck it in the first and then kill it.
01:02:27 Oh, I forgot the smoke.
01:02:29 I got to, like, sit down in the grass and I'm like, two fagots.
01:02:32 Like you're there. Yeah.
01:02:34 Gary is sitting very gaily in the grass.
01:02:35 All the grass runs gaily below.
01:02:39 I like the Gary camera angle.
01:02:40 It's definitely Gary framing anything.
01:02:43 I didn't want anybody not knowing what I know, Judge.
01:02:47 I didn't know just now what he's up there for, for the clothes.
01:02:51 I'm going to be scowl.
01:02:52 No, I fight. He stays. At this point.
01:03:00 Had no idea that's how bad it is.
01:03:03 Hopefully they'll feel sorry enough for me.
01:03:05 They will be worse.
01:03:06 That's my fighting technique for Gary.
01:03:09 Move to call in if you're on this video in ten and a banana.
01:03:12 Hey, Robin, baby, nobody gets on the videos watching 1586
01:03:17 reruns of Why Scott Doesn't Watch.
01:03:21 If you're watching it later on, I want you to
01:03:24 call in the Most valuable player
01:03:27 Jim like a six year old
01:03:31 in a school camera out there.
01:03:34 See if you see anything. You heard about it, Laurel.
01:03:37 You don't know how to nuts. It's like a fagot.
01:03:38 There's all kinds of apps to download for the abuse and we don't need a them,
01:03:43 which is good.
01:03:45 They even have the
01:03:48 can we get much
01:03:51 right after
01:03:52 that draw sits next to me and it was super gay.
01:03:55 He got super gay right then I.
01:03:57 I tried to take a video there, but apparently my camera wasn't I,
01:04:00 I set it on my bicep, my father on my bed, in my truck.
01:04:04 And it didn't catch that.
01:04:06 It was out of out of sight.
01:04:07 I'm not
01:04:09 could have got much gayer.
01:04:12 No, but Scott Scott brought up some great points there.
01:04:16 I'm glad you can answer that with them.
01:04:18 Gary had the same rebuttal.
01:04:20 It's the the again, I'm a broken record.
01:04:22 Terrible.
01:04:23 Yeah.
01:04:24 What you terrible argued point
01:04:27 in what sense is that he's minded points
01:04:31 but in one said it's not that what sense does it even have to be you
01:04:37 We missed it in the sense that before was Eli
01:04:40 It's not me it's not what we're talking about.
01:04:43 It is what I'm talking about You.
01:04:46 Oh, okay.
01:04:47 Then when did it become last?
01:04:49 That you die? You're done.
01:04:52 Was it the demon?
01:04:53 Were you the one?
01:04:54 Were you the.
01:04:57 If you're not conscious of it, then it's not you.
01:05:01 I mean, how could what if other could you even see it any other way?
01:05:05 What if other people are conscious of your memory?
01:05:09 Okay, that's remembering someone that's not dying is down.
01:05:13 I wrote this down for you, Gary.
01:05:14 So is there a difference between being consciously aware and being conscious?
01:05:19 Yeah, not. No, not really.
01:05:21 It's generally the same thing.
01:05:23 I think one is conscious and one is sentient.
01:05:27 Like you can be,
01:05:27 you can be aware and then you can be aware that you're aware,
01:05:31 correct. Right. Yeah.
01:05:32 That's exactly what.
01:05:34 Yeah.
01:05:36 Okay.
01:05:37 Layers of awareness.
01:05:40 What if that aware you're not just it.
01:05:43 Just because you're not consciously aware doesn't mean
01:05:44 that there is no consciousness, is what I'm saying.
01:05:48 I still think our brain can find logic.
01:05:52 If something is outside of logic, then logic will make
01:05:55 you think it's not possible.
01:05:59 Right? Right. Yeah.
01:06:00 If it doesn't make logical sense, it's probably not true.
01:06:03 Also,
01:06:05 the statistics are likely.
01:06:08 It's not.
01:06:09 But have you looked at the system? Yeah.
01:06:11 This is pretty crazy.
01:06:12 It is pretty crazy.
01:06:13 And it's this strange stuff that doesn't make sense.
01:06:16 Counterintuitive stuff.
01:06:18 That's. That's my wheelhouse.
01:06:19 I love that stuff.
01:06:20 You're busy. Why? Where's Flat-Earthers?
01:06:23 Where did the interviews?
01:06:24 It doesn't make any sense.
01:06:25 If you can answer that, then we could continue anything.
01:06:28 The past logic in birth and death.
01:06:31 But if, like flat earthers don't, right?
01:06:32 Yeah.
01:06:33 I can tell you where the other that I do know.
01:06:36 I do know that it is here,
01:06:40 but but remember what is here.
01:06:43 Remember the energy is result.
01:06:46 How much with atheists?
01:06:48 How much percent of the energy do you think encompasses
01:06:50 all the energy on the earth compared to the energy of the universe?
01:06:55 Oh, the fraction of a decimal of a
01:06:59 tiny bit. Tiny, tiny bit.
01:07:01 Little bit tiny, tiny little bit.
01:07:04 So I, I would posit
01:07:07 that our said universe is similar to that same fraction.
01:07:13 Okay.
01:07:15 So of all the the energy there is,
01:07:21 Yeah.
01:07:22 Given some say, okay, we're conscious beings and we're
01:07:27 whatever fraction of a size of the universe
01:07:30 could there not be a larger a much larger being that much.
01:07:36 No, not just than we are.
01:07:38 What would that be that's able to manipulate things.
01:07:41 But I don't know that we could detect it all.
01:07:44 That would be great.
01:07:45 The fucking sidewalk.
01:07:46 I can go to the sidewalk or the dirt that's out in the front of the Hilton
01:07:50 and manipulate and stir and manipulate the dirt
01:07:54 where all the bugs are living and destroy their fucking day.
01:07:57 They're baby confused. Like, who did that?
01:08:02 And you're God, that a chance.
01:08:03 There's not a chance that there's something
01:08:05 that they're not going to retaliate we don't understand
01:08:09 that can the manipulating things that there sure could be.
01:08:13 And statistically or statistically there probably is
01:08:18 If you just said we're we're an infinitesimal amount of that energy.
01:08:22 Now the energy could be black darkness anti whatever matter whatever.
01:08:26 Who know you know that's what we think or
01:08:30 could be vast civilizations
01:08:32 with all kinds of random statistics and personalities.
01:08:36 And one of them could be superpowers. Who knows?
01:08:39 Isn't the whole thing of the universe that given the given
01:08:43 or just the life in general, given infinite
01:08:46 time and infinite, I don't know space that any
01:08:51 any every anything and everything is possible.
01:08:54 Time is one of those logical constraints.
01:08:56 Yes, that's that sounds right
01:08:59 in in infinite time
01:09:03 and given infinite possibilities, everything happens. Yes.
01:09:06 So that yeah, that's currently where we're living.
01:09:08 So guess what?
01:09:09 There's a possibility that there's an afterlife.
01:09:13 There's something that becomes a God with an infinite size.
01:09:18 No, we're not saying yes or no.
01:09:19 We're saying there's a possibility.
01:09:22 Oh, well, again, for a little sliver.
01:09:26 So you're saying there's a chance.
01:09:28 Yes. No.
01:09:29 Oh, I forgot to fucking fix for the audio.
01:09:32 God damn it, The show sucks.
01:09:36 I know. I'm going to change the channel.
01:09:39 I think I want to, but I just.
01:09:41 That's like.
01:09:42 I mean that you.
01:09:43 I got to fix the audio.
01:09:44 Oh, I can't help when I fix the audio crashes.
01:09:47 Oh, well, let's change the channel.
01:09:50 Yes, you can.
01:09:51 Which Holiday Inn you audio or.
01:09:54 Yes, I don't.
01:09:55 I don't stay in fucking Holiday Inns motherfucker.
01:09:58 Think we already established him for work.
01:10:00 It was a Hilton.
01:10:02 Okay. Which best?
01:10:03 Which best Western is dreaming.
01:10:06 I'm a member. I I'm a Hilton Diamond member.
01:10:08 So it's a Hilton and it's on or it's on a water.
01:10:11 The water is currently not on the water because I'm traveling.
01:10:17 Oh, that was
01:10:17 my that was a different for my No, because I'm going when I travel
01:10:22 out of here, I'm staying the next night, not the next night, but the last night at.
01:10:27 So we have to guess where you're going to be.
01:10:29 I thought it was a year where in the door was Doorman.
01:10:32 Doorman?
01:10:32 Diego Not where in the world is Jawbone Doorman Dago going to be?
01:10:36 Where? The world now? Well, I can't believe that. It's.
01:10:39 It's.
01:10:40 It's an hour and 10 minutes into the pants show and we haven't mentioned drawers.
01:10:45 Drawers.
01:10:47 Is there any other.
01:10:48 Did you mention drawers?
01:10:50 You can't say drawers.
01:10:50 You guys put your drawers now you say.
01:10:53 But there was a hint in that picture.
01:10:55 There was a slight in that picture.
01:10:56 And I went to the store and I because I like the beer that much, but
01:10:59 because this is a
01:11:01 a 40, I don't
01:11:03 know, it's wheat beer.
01:11:05 It's a heaven.
01:11:06 Why isn't Floridian wheat beer sounds?
01:11:10 Oh, he's in Florida.
01:11:13 Yep. I am inside of the wrapper.
01:11:16 Rida.
01:11:17 Okay,
01:11:19 that's pretty good.
01:11:20 How is it? Yeah.
01:11:22 So it's really moist, right?
01:11:25 It's jamming.
01:11:26 Yeah.
01:11:26 No, moist, wet.
01:11:27 He is.
01:11:30 I can see. It's like, Oh, he.
01:11:33 I can see from last night's very black and dark in there.
01:11:43 I don't know.
01:11:44 It's Florida after Florida after dark.
01:11:47 Well, you know what?
01:11:48 I never even thought about drawers.
01:11:51 No, no.
01:11:53 Well, no, I think about my drawers all the time, but I say, how good?
01:11:56 How often do you think about pants?
01:11:59 All the time.
01:12:00 Pants are my mind.
01:12:03 I I've been pushing for a pants episode for a long time now.
01:12:07 I've suggested pants, no pants. And France,
01:12:11 but for no reason I didn't think of drawers.
01:12:15 I'm not wearing pants versus pants.
01:12:17 Yes, you are. I don't believe you.
01:12:20 You don't have.
01:12:20 Believe me, for it to be true, motherfucker. Just think of the.
01:12:23 I don't want to believe in your parents for them to be magical.
01:12:26 My no pants are the afterlife to you.
01:12:29 I'm. I'm the same one.
01:12:31 You guys are all crazy looking for my magic pants.
01:12:33 If that makes you feel better, I'm fine with that.
01:12:36 Okay, great.
01:12:39 Roll the clip.
01:12:41 Old clip.
01:12:44 It was a clip.
01:12:46 There's no clip.
01:12:47 Saggy drawer. Oh, crap. No, I do have you.
01:12:50 I do have.
01:12:51 Uh oh, There we go, Pops.
01:12:54 Go. Olivia,
01:12:57 Come on.
01:12:59 Come on.
01:12:59 Leaping on Hollywood as rappers.
01:13:02 Oh, yes, yes. Females.
01:13:04 I got to make a little.
01:13:07 Yeah, go find my jammer.
01:13:12 I'll be right back.
01:13:13 I have to go find a new jumper
01:13:16 and some
01:13:18 sneakers.
01:13:19 Not a week for the tools
01:13:22 for. I'm just gonna get lost.
01:13:24 I'll be right back.
01:13:26 Perhaps you'll find a new jammer If anybody gets a job.
01:13:29 I got some Boston Anyway, given the fact
01:13:36 I've got a new jacket.
01:13:40 We don't.
01:13:48 He just said draw
01:13:51 line.
01:13:52 But you're not allowed to smoke on camera on rumble.
01:13:55 Are you feeling
01:13:57 well? Yeah.
01:13:57 You can
01:13:59 probably see some place.
01:14:00 It's wrong
01:14:02 because I grew up, you know, before we were out there, there was a settlement
01:14:07 that that later
01:14:08 that year got
01:14:18 to the same bar.
01:14:37 You can't ever say anywhere he wears saggy drawers.
01:14:40 Yeah.
01:14:41 So to me and something about he's an asshole
01:14:46 and so fuck you
01:14:49 what I think whether I said
01:14:50 that, is that a new thing to make your eyes off of gangster?
01:14:54 I don't know. Some people get their shit tattooed.
01:14:57 It makes me think of like, Hello Kitty, or like,
01:15:00 they're going to go blink blink like a little cartoon.
01:15:02 It's not that hard to me.
01:15:04 It looks ridiculously like cute.
01:15:06 Not he doesn't look cute.
01:15:07 That's not what I'm saying.
01:15:09 Like, his eyes look like he's to be some weird Hello Kitty cartoon character.
01:15:14 So you're attracted to this guy?
01:15:15 You know, he's cute.
01:15:16 I'm not a I'm.
01:15:18 No, no, like
01:15:20 little You trying to say if he had white eyes, he wouldn't be.
01:15:22 If I said that I'm going to name attract pretty girls,
01:15:24 I'm going to just stop talking. Now.
01:15:26 What's wrong with being a jerk? You get girls.
01:15:29 But what's cute to you,
01:15:31 little puppy dog say that he has puppy dog eyes, but that's not.
01:15:35 That's what he thinks. You eat puppies.
01:15:38 You're the one that showed the knife when you said puppies.
01:15:40 What do you plan on doing with that?
01:15:42 Oh, Oh,
01:15:52 that seemed like it was going to work
01:15:54 better when I messed it up,
01:15:57 but I don't think it did.
01:15:59 It didn't.
01:16:00 Didn't stop me.
01:16:02 Oh, okay.
01:16:03 I don't know which direction we go in anymore.
01:16:06 I don't either.
01:16:08 Pants.
01:16:08 See, I did with someone's saggy pants.
01:16:11 And then, you know those Lucy pants.
01:16:14 Really? Even unless you had something that was more important and pertinent.
01:16:17 No, no. Well, no.
01:16:19 You got something.
01:16:19 I know you got some on the top of mind.
01:16:22 He does.
01:16:23 Ever since Corrine, Jean-Paul
01:16:26 had said the top of mind when Biden accidentally
01:16:31 referenced somebody
01:16:32 that was in the press corps that was dead, that actually wasn't there or.
01:16:36 No, I forget what he said.
01:16:37 He referenced somebody had a question, and he talked about somebody that was
01:16:41 as if they were still alive and they were dead.
01:16:44 They were done for a couple of months.
01:16:45 And then the
01:16:47 chlorine gene pool was asked during one of the press conferences to explain this.
01:16:52 And she was just like, oh, it's it was just, you know,
01:16:55 he was thinking about that person that day and it just happened to be top of mind.
01:16:58 And so ever since then, that phrase has been out of mind.
01:17:03 Yeah, I hear it. I hear it in her voice.
01:17:06 So top of mind, You mentioned liking little girls.
01:17:10 And this is one of my is this is a somewhat of a pants reference.
01:17:16 We catch a predator door
01:17:19 first.
01:17:19 She may not even the door.
01:17:21 All right, now back up back up, back to BS right there.
01:17:24 You've got a curveball for me.
01:17:27 I know what these are run pants, but.
01:17:30 Okay, This is my own woman.
01:17:33 I can't really right now.
01:17:38 Come on.
01:17:40 You see anything you have to have or
01:17:44 convert?
01:17:45 Sweets wanted a bomb Brownies.
01:17:47 And Emily is a natural blond, so we had to.
01:17:50 She wore a shitty wig and come up with a blond wig for Emily
01:17:54 to wear to be seen at the door when Kobrin shows up.
01:17:58 Did you have a hard time getting here?
01:18:01 Well, the road that I was looking forward in and didn't show my car
01:18:04 with the directions. No, no.
01:18:07 I get directions off my computer,
01:18:10 but, you know, it's just, you know, of
01:18:15 and that
01:18:17 would you have sit there and get comfortable for that
01:18:20 to happen?
01:18:21 You had a feeling what was going to happen over
01:18:25 climactic. But
01:18:27 I had a feeling this happened.
01:18:30 I mean, they all they all know that it's related to me
01:18:33 coming for no reason to it.
01:18:36 How do you feel about such
01:18:38 you on birth control
01:18:41 or are you sticking with confirmation?
01:18:43 Here's a guy like the kind of guy you just had to go out on a date.
01:18:48 You look at MySpace page is heroes God.
01:18:53 His motto is Rock MySpace.
01:18:55 How old is he got toys?
01:18:58 It's because
01:19:00 his heroes got Jesus rocks
01:19:03 Square that with what's on your he is a sinner.
01:19:05 So I mean he does face them site where you talk about Jesus rocks
01:19:10 ten as you can construct several women in heroes God duh
01:19:16 you're going to do this
01:19:17 well you need to know that.
01:19:19 I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC and we're doing a story on Adults.
01:19:24 Can't leave yet.
01:19:24 I haven't said my tagline mother fucker online, but
01:19:28 anything else you'd like to tell?
01:19:29 We'd like to hear it.
01:19:30 Otherwise you've got to have your face negative, free to be on your way.
01:19:34 As I'm finishing my conversation with your brother
01:19:36 and I ask if there's anything else he'd like people to know.
01:19:40 You know, he turns and says, Be careful.
01:19:43 Keep the change in your genes.
01:19:45 Keep your eye on danger.
01:19:46 New jeans, jeans, you these things, your life.
01:19:50 And it took me a few minutes to figure out what he was talking about, but
01:19:54 he meant jeans, as in DNA matter, in jeans as in pants.
01:19:58 And it's his clever way of saying,
01:20:02 you know, don't get yourself in one of these situations.
01:20:06 But then he gets tackled, right, like that.
01:20:08 You're like, I give him a loser for, you know, being the pedophile.
01:20:12 But dude, that's a win for the fucking wordplay at the end.
01:20:15 That was in your genes. In your genes.
01:20:18 Brilliant way to go draw
01:20:22 I and a boy was his name Gene
01:20:27 And his name Gene also.
01:20:31 But we were all talking about the N-word.
01:20:33 So this also reminds me of us.
01:20:34 Well, it is. Okay.
01:20:35 We were many of those people.
01:20:37 It's a derogatory racial remark that has divided for many years.
01:20:41 And a Jefferson County high school
01:20:43 teacher has now received the longest suspension on record
01:20:45 for calling a student the N-word.
01:20:47 While we were talking about defender Rene Murphy investigates what happened.
01:20:51 And this is a story you'll only see on 11,
01:20:55 Valerie.
01:20:55 Traditional high school is in the middle of a controversy right now.
01:21:00 Teacher used the N-word towards a student.
01:21:03 The word is only six letters long.
01:21:05 But the impact of, oh, we do want to warn you that some of the language
01:21:09 in this story is strong and it may offend you.
01:21:11 It may have been some other people. I hope so.
01:21:13 The story is not just about the N-word.
01:21:15 It's also about the teacher's intent and definition of the word.
01:21:19 We have decided to leave it in the story for you to decide.
01:21:23 This is up to you.
01:21:24 What did he say specifically to you?
01:21:27 Sit down, nigger.
01:21:28 He Shawn Chambers is a for.
01:21:30 What did he say?
01:21:32 He said, sit down.
01:21:33 And you're a member of the ROTC, an honor roll student.
01:21:37 He was hanging around his teacher's classroom door, was teacher.
01:21:40 Black told him to sit down? No.
01:21:42 The teacher said, No, no, that's the teacher, the N-word.
01:21:45 Does that matter?
01:21:46 I just kind of stunned a second.
01:21:48 Well, well, then
01:21:50 get away from the door, nigger.
01:21:54 And I like, can we see that again?
01:21:56 He did the same insult because we jumped into it.
01:22:01 Is he think that that helped his case member the
01:22:06 was that his Keyshawn caricature impersonation of a black person.
01:22:10 We never says that
01:22:12 maybe he's Shawn
01:22:14 use the it's not even a white dude he's the same color as his sweater
01:22:18 well well then he's green
01:22:21 Get away from the door, nigger.
01:22:24 And I was just I repeated the same insult
01:22:28 because that's what I've been trained to do.
01:22:32 The school district says that is not what we
01:22:36 follow.
01:22:37 Wait, wait, wait.
01:22:38 The kids said something similar.
01:22:41 Yeah, they do. The kids?
01:22:43 I don't know.
01:22:44 They were hanging out the door.
01:22:45 Anyone to start class or some shit or classes over anyone on the move.
01:22:48 And the teacher was like, you know, can you guys disperse?
01:22:52 And he's like, In a minute, nigga.
01:22:54 And he's like, ah, I figure with whatever the
01:22:58 that's what the, you know, you got no student, no problem.
01:23:01 And then he goes, Well, then get away from the door.
01:23:05 Brilliant.
01:23:06 Another two brilliant videos in a row.
01:23:09 They probably I bet you the school in the community
01:23:11 didn't in the public and especially the in it called totally different community
01:23:15 have nothing to do with it probably did not like it did they.
01:23:19 Yeah but this is like a old story imagine this happening today this is
01:23:22 this guy would be at the stake in a real estate
01:23:27 hung.
01:23:31 Now there could be a stake there
01:23:34 where they can take place.
01:23:36 Yeah, you would. You would not want to fall.
01:23:38 Hang him over the stake until the right.
01:23:41 The fire burns the rope and then you get warehouse field impaled.
01:23:46 Perfect.
01:23:46 Shift the blade.
01:23:51 The teacher says that Keyshawn
01:23:53 use the N-word first, and I just kind of was stunned a second.
01:23:57 Well, the kids allowed to get away from the door, nigga.
01:24:03 And I was just I repeated the same insult because that's
01:24:09 what I've been trained to do, sort of that's sort of is a slippery one.
01:24:14 It's not.
01:24:14 What he's been trying to do is what I said.
01:24:17 Yeah, but sort of.
01:24:18 I didn't say anyone else in the class what he meant in his head.
01:24:22 I've been getting this is from the school and I love this part about it.
01:24:26 To his Listen, it was his ass knows that
01:24:30 I said it because I didn't blue and no one else and say I'm sorry.
01:24:34 Sorry.
01:24:34 The district says that is not what they trained.
01:24:36 English teacher Paul Dawson to do, is he?
01:24:39 Like I said, he meant connect with students.
01:24:41 And I didn't say it.
01:24:43 And no one else in the class knows it.
01:24:45 I said it because I didn't documents.
01:24:47 No one else in the class knows that I said it because I didn't.
01:24:52 Well, it's a kind of a clunky way to say that.
01:24:55 No, it's cool.
01:24:56 I was like accidentally the mayor of a liar. Yeah.
01:25:00 He's literally saying in his head, Well,
01:25:02 nobody heard me say it, so I didn't say a word.
01:25:06 Yeah.
01:25:07 Each report and then as you as he grows older, he'd be like, Oh, shit.
01:25:10 Wait a minute.
01:25:12 Oh, I see what I'm like, Oh, emphasize, I won't do that again.
01:25:15 And no one else in.
01:25:16 The class knows that I said it because I didn't.
01:25:19 Oh, yeah, that doesn't.
01:25:22 That's not actually a denial interview.
01:25:24 And Valley.
01:25:25 Oh, Keyshawn say it's
01:25:28 Brian
01:25:30 allegedly.
01:25:30 That's
01:25:33 cure for you.
01:25:38 You would think this is a fake story It is not
01:25:53 as often as they say
01:25:54 dude or hey, make an and Dawson says as much as I'll
01:25:59 they're different words, but they're not completely different.
01:26:03 Right? Why?
01:26:04 Why is this word used so frequently So
01:26:10 I just
01:26:11 I just don't understand it and I'm trying to understand it.
01:26:15 There's the first thing
01:26:18 he said that I agree with.
01:26:20 I've used it.
01:26:22 I admit it.
01:26:23 I put the the first guy to really do the strong recruiting for the Illuminati.
01:26:28 His last name was Kanika,
01:26:31 N.A.,
01:26:33 N.A., N.A., N.A.
01:26:37 and got.
01:26:38 Isn't there a football recruit named Can they can they go Yeah nigga
01:26:43 yes under Rene Murphy that's standard I
01:26:47 so this is a this is so here's the hump
01:26:49 so this is the best part of the segment right here need help.
01:26:53 Yes I use nigga
01:26:57 I've I've used it I admit it.
01:27:00 We put the eight on it to emphasize it's what did he use the nigger for
01:27:06 speaking up.
01:27:08 Oh, okay.
01:27:10 Oh, nigger, please.
01:27:12 That nigger,
01:27:13 nigger, This nigger, nigger, please
01:27:17 You know, it's not helping is cause of example.
01:27:21 Are you setting for your students?
01:27:22 If you awful say it, say It right back to her right now.
01:27:27 See? See?
01:27:27 She set up a softball on it.
01:27:29 Emphasize it's got her.
01:27:32 Whoa.
01:27:32 You know, nigga, he put he put a couple of aces.
01:27:35 The end of it, you know?
01:27:38 Can you lend a nigga a pencil?
01:27:40 What kind of example are you setting for your students?
01:27:42 Why is the nigger read word that you don't want them to use nigger?
01:27:46 On reflection, that it's not good.
01:27:49 Dawson was suspended for ten days without pay from January 9th to January 23rd.
01:27:55 Well deserved. Go to diversity training.
01:27:57 He says that he's learned from this experience and hopes that others
01:28:00 think twice before using
01:28:03 shared any
01:28:05 form of nigga, you know,
01:28:09 except 300 times during this interview, the way things were handled.
01:28:13 I'm never going to say what I'm about to say.
01:28:15 I'm not looking for any apology.
01:28:17 Apologizing is going to taint the fact that it happened
01:28:20 and he's not been punished.
01:28:22 Well, it is.
01:28:23 He was suspended without pay for
01:28:29 the 23rd two times in two statements.
01:28:31 That's pathological ass policy in Jefferson County public schools
01:28:35 against people using the N-word right now.
01:28:38 He should have gotten a black reporter to do this case, you know?
01:28:41 Right. It's like that one.
01:28:42 I forget what report we did, but it was it was still in it was a gay issue.
01:28:46 And they got the gay reporter to report on what it was And.
01:28:49 Keyshawn Oh, on that classroom.
01:28:51 Because Dawson is an honors.
01:28:53 It's their very few honors English class.
01:28:55 It's not February anymore. It's March.
01:28:56 That's National Women's Month.
01:28:58 But is he back teaching? He is. Oh, yeah. It's
01:29:01 coming up.
01:29:03 Flags, kids events.
01:29:04 We've got St Patrick's Day.
01:29:06 We've got Girl Scout cookies.
01:29:08 We've got a Cremona tuba drinking scout.
01:29:12 I should warn you, I got to cut you off of the Girl Scout.
01:29:14 Cookies that are my Girl Scout cookies are gone.
01:29:18 You cannot cut me off
01:29:21 when. My Girl Scout cookies are gone.
01:29:23 I start looking at the unpaid Girl Scout cookies, and I'm sorry.
01:29:26 I may apologize or I may have Girl Scout cookies for you.
01:29:29 So we should meet up.
01:29:30 Should I save them till till the march?
01:29:32 Meet up, then
01:29:35 It is March.
01:29:36 We got to meet.
01:29:37 I told ask one Sunday.
01:29:38 I was giving him $100.
01:29:40 This hundred dollar bill I was going to give him on Sunday.
01:29:43 Yeah. He didn't want
01:29:45 to take Brady in any time before I do because you might want
01:29:48 you go pick up your fucking cookies and cookies and he's like that.
01:29:51 But the people, the group of people that was like, are you sure
01:29:55 exactly what I said and how I said it?
01:29:58 It was a fantastic impression.
01:30:01 Perfect. Yeah, you nailed it.
01:30:03 One of the bills, actually, one of these dollar bills is actually his.
01:30:08 Oh, yeah.
01:30:09 CPTPP, one of mine. One of them's jugs. One of them.
01:30:11 Scott's one of them is Gary's CPTPP for the non disc
01:30:15 golf watchers is Quirk.
01:30:18 Well, most golfers
01:30:20 used to be closest to the golf
01:30:24 courses. To the pants.
01:30:25 To the pants.
01:30:26 Oh, of course that the pants
01:30:29 look.
01:30:30 Okay, just so you guys watch this.
01:30:32 I'm going to put pants on live on here.
01:30:35 Oh, yeah,
01:30:38 but wait, where do you go?
01:30:41 Okay,
01:30:44 I've been really try.
01:30:48 This is very not dramatic.
01:30:52 A few moments later.
01:30:56 Okay, we'll try that again.
01:31:00 I really try.
01:31:02 It's a short clip, so you got to put them on quick.
01:31:06 No, slower.
01:31:09 Trying to hold it back.
01:31:18 Yeah,
01:31:20 well, there you have it. That.
01:31:22 Oh, draw,
01:31:25 redraw.
01:31:27 And that's your pirate.
01:31:28 Shiver me ten bears, shiver me tenders.
01:31:33 I know.
01:31:35 So next week socks.
01:31:36 Right. That's your call.
01:31:39 No we need to get, we need to get back to serious shit.
01:31:42 So playing games we should let the game viewers
01:31:47 of your choice about that.
01:31:49 Your choice?
01:31:51 Oh, yeah.
01:31:52 Yeah. Viewer choice.
01:31:54 The one of them. Me.
01:31:56 Hey, if we anybody fake of you or if you want to get on there
01:31:59 and put a thing in there.
01:32:00 Nobody were ever in there with the choice in there, remember?
01:32:04 And it was your weather checks in and then checks out pretty quick.
01:32:08 I know he's really he's gone fast.
01:32:11 Yeah. He cares. That doesn't.
01:32:14 He's a point.
01:32:14 No, he liked my knife.
01:32:17 That's important.
01:32:21 I do, too.
01:32:22 I mean, it.
01:32:23 It fits in the hand.
01:32:24 It's like it's ready to do some stabbing.
01:32:27 This is my stab. A knife,
01:32:29 the high court stabbing.
01:32:31 How do you make it all shiny? Like knives?
01:32:33 Do you have to just send the shit out of it?
01:32:34 You gotta. Yeah.
01:32:35 You get a. Oh, no, I don't care about that.
01:32:38 I just wanted to see all the, all the pitted all the pitted nice in it.
01:32:42 That's all imperfections that are in there.
01:32:46 Try to make it for scale,
01:32:48 which means it was probably called improperly
01:32:52 make the No, it's forged scale.
01:32:58 Why is it what's five square.
01:33:01 How much just goes to the outside layer.
01:33:04 The fidget shouldn't be all pitted like a motherfucker though.
01:33:08 Oh, those.
01:33:09 Well, those should be the hammer.
01:33:12 Those are heavy, you know.
01:33:14 Whoa. They. If you're using the grinder,
01:33:18 it'll be all gleaming.
01:33:20 That was my question.
01:33:21 So you don't. You don't actually like sandpaper.
01:33:23 You grind it on a wheel
01:33:25 Yeah, yeah, I've got a wheel over here, but I'd like a belt grinder.
01:33:29 So anyway, so you start doing that, you won't even know how deep those pits
01:33:32 are. No, there Shouldn't really be pits is the problem.
01:33:36 Well there won't be if you buffet and there's enough.
01:33:38 Shouldn't be there.
01:33:39 There really shouldn't be.
01:33:41 You should keep going.
01:33:42 I want to document that.
01:33:43 You know, there should be no rule
01:33:48 though.
01:33:48 If you hold it, hold it short ways or whatever that angles called like that.
01:33:52 No, like that's fat.
01:33:53 Wait, you want to see how thick it is?
01:33:56 See if so. Yeah.
01:33:59 Level the well they will the it looks pretty thick at the
01:34:02 at the handle and which I found any random piece of metal
01:34:07 taking a grinder to it made that shape out of it.
01:34:10 Put it in.
01:34:11 It would be a better knife than what that knife this.
01:34:14 But if you went to cover hardened crack.
01:34:17 I haven't steel for it's the problem.
01:34:19 Hardened. Hardened.
01:34:22 Do you have to rub it to get a kernel
01:34:24 current is brittle or hurt.
01:34:26 Wait, and I'm confused.
01:34:27 I know I can it brittle
01:34:31 so confused.
01:34:34 This is going to be a good knife.
01:34:35 Part is in the world of molecular structures.
01:34:39 Hard is brittle, are malleable.
01:34:42 You're right. It's soft.
01:34:44 You want to you want a middle ground.
01:34:47 I'm going to make it out of gold because that'll be so.
01:34:50 Actually you want a more towards the hard end, but you want it for middle ground.
01:34:54 If it's too hard, like, Oh,
01:34:58 well, I don't think it'll shatter.
01:35:01 I think it'll just yeah, it'll probably.
01:35:03 Bender Yeah, it definitely won't shatter.
01:35:05 I mean it's
01:35:06 no different life, more shatter, but the sharpened edge will take it away.
01:35:10 It's got a vocal.
01:35:11 I don't know, I don't know.
01:35:13 It's pretty hard and I'm trying to find out
01:35:17 in a while.
01:35:19 I haven't done a test.
01:35:20 It's not sharpened. Yeah.
01:35:22 No, no, no, no, no.
01:35:23 She walked in the show, man. He.
01:35:25 He said it would even wait a Well, how long ago
01:35:28 did he send us a picture of that fucking day with his hard.
01:35:31 That was like a week.
01:35:32 I don't.
01:35:33 I'm not going to sharpen.
01:35:34 I'm not good at any part of the process.
01:35:36 Grind it down, motherfucker.
01:35:40 The grinder is over there.
01:35:42 It makes a lot of noise.
01:35:43 I can't really do that right now. Don't do that.
01:35:45 So, yeah, because God forbid someone here is out in the barn.
01:35:49 Well, actually, the name calling is the wood paneling here.
01:35:53 You're from the barn.
01:35:54 You're making me think of my childhood.
01:35:55 My neighbor that lived behind us. You hear them all day?
01:35:57 You right? Right Yeah.
01:36:00 My neighbor lives closer than I do.
01:36:02 Their house is closer to my barn than my house is.
01:36:06 It's relaxing If you do it in a nice pattern.
01:36:08 It sounds like waves on the beach, right?
01:36:11 Yeah, I do.
01:36:12 A nice rhythmic pounding, loud
01:36:15 banging on the hammer.
01:36:17 Do it, Do it.
01:36:18 Yeah.
01:36:18 Rhythmic slapping.
01:36:22 Yeah.
01:36:24 Look at it, you guys.
01:36:25 I'm going to go and above.
01:36:26 So I've got a dear sludgy one.
01:36:28 We didn't do any do.
01:36:29 All right, give it to me. Oh, yeah. What the fuck. It's not even.
01:36:33 Is it cold?
01:36:34 Is that your flag?
01:36:35 Any problem? It's 60. Is 75 degrees.
01:36:38 Because I got to go is how he ends.
01:36:40 The show.
01:36:41 Yeah, I like little boys.
01:36:43 Pee wee wee jibber.
01:36:44 I like to jigger them on the inside.
01:36:47 Fuck is that
01:36:49 you mean ask Flood?
01:36:52 My fiancee Jay has a 14 year old daughter.
01:36:57 I wonder what she looks like.
01:36:59 Who has been home schooling during the quarantine
01:37:02 and she refuses to put pants on.
01:37:04 When we ask when we.
01:37:06 When we ask her, she gets upset.
01:37:09 She isn't built like the average teenager, Abby.
01:37:13 She's 510.
01:37:14 She's 510, weighs £200.
01:37:17 So like seeing a grown woman, her underwear and she's only 14.
01:37:22 Fuck you going back to fucking keep your jeans in your jeans, guy?
01:37:27 I think.
01:37:28 I think it's inappropriate
01:37:29 for a young woman her age to be unwilling to dress herself fully.
01:37:33 And I don't like seeing her like that.
01:37:36 Every time I go to their house, Jay doesn't notice.
01:37:39 It doesn't bother him.
01:37:41 And he doesn't mind when I ask her to put shorts on.
01:37:45 I don't feel it's my place to point out the
01:37:50 word crimes.
01:37:52 The case,
01:37:54 the three names
01:37:58 he will
01:38:02 lay down authoritatively, prescribe
01:38:05 the Kate, the cat, the I see dictate fuck.
01:38:10 You know, you
01:38:14 where to go door.
01:38:18 Oh, shit.
01:38:19 I wish I could do that or.
01:38:21 Yeah, this
01:38:26 at this point to dictate what she wears.
01:38:28 But I'm uncomfortable.
01:38:30 I don't know why.
01:38:30 If I'm crossing, I don't know why the
01:38:35 I know if I'm crossing the line or if it's normal to feel this way.
01:38:40 Help sign.
01:38:41 Don't think I was. I was a prude.
01:38:44 Didn't think I was in the must have been a woman.
01:38:46 And I don't listen to women yelling. I tell them to shut up.
01:38:50 Okay, listen.
01:38:51 Dictate if that is your real name.
01:38:54 This goes along with yoga pants.
01:38:56 Shouldn't be sold in size over size nine.
01:39:02 No one £200 should not be wearing pants.
01:39:06 I'm sorry.
01:39:07 If you're £200, put on a pair of pants.
01:39:11 That's just fact.
01:39:12 Oh, I'm £200 and I don't have pants on you fucker.
01:39:16 You're talking directly to 210 and I have pants on too quickly.
01:39:20 Even my during I don't have pants on,
01:39:24 but I got nothing.
01:39:27 He's like, we're Roberto.
01:39:29 We get it in.
01:39:31 I go to you.
01:39:33 I want to get another one.
01:39:37 But dear Fudgy.
01:39:39 Oh, I think. He left.
01:39:41 You don't have to.
01:39:43 If you leave.
01:39:46 Was that really quick way pretty
01:39:48 as a little one.
01:39:52 I need your input.
01:39:54 Young, young women today are wearing low rise
01:39:57 pants, short tops and thong underwear.
01:40:01 Well, my wife and I were dining at a restaurant the other night.
01:40:04 A woman was sitting with her back to us.
01:40:07 She kept leaning forward over the table to talk to her date, and when she did, her
01:40:11 top went further up and her pants crept down,
01:40:15 exposing the top three inches of her posterior.
01:40:21 With all that implies,
01:40:23 I didn't want to eat my dinner while looking at that great divide.
01:40:28 My wife said to nothing and not to look.
01:40:32 Should I have tapped the woman on the shoulder
01:40:34 and asked her not to bend over?
01:40:36 Or should I have asked the waiter to do something?
01:40:39 Oh, yeah, that would have been great.
01:40:40 But you being that waiter, those are the only two options.
01:40:44 Or yes or no.
01:40:47 Luckily, she and her date left
01:40:49 be left before our main course was served.
01:40:52 This is the second time this has happened.
01:40:55 What do I do?
01:40:56 The third time signed Richard in San Francisco.
01:41:02 Who said, Richard, same as you did the other nine times.
01:41:06 Mind your own business.
01:41:08 What happened? He left.
01:41:10 Start over, he fucker.
01:41:12 I'm not married. Stop.
01:41:14 I heard him as above. So below.
01:41:17 He was muted.
01:41:19 It's better for me.
01:41:23 Why did you do that?
01:41:24 It's like he doesn't care.
01:41:26 What did you think?
01:41:26 The earliest he's building ever.
01:41:29 I think.
01:41:31 Well, here is not to the wall.
01:41:33 Oh, he didn't because he didn't nap.
01:41:34 That's this fucking problem.
01:41:36 He didn't actually get a happen.
01:41:39 So instead of the fucking cracks in pictures and playing the game,
01:41:45 I want to go to
01:41:48 because it's times like these when I can indulge
01:41:52 in what you just say, that you'll get there and like an early,
01:41:58 you know, he's just going to go, Fuck you guys go.
01:42:01 I'll be fine.
01:42:04 For me to be like I'm strong
01:42:09 so I not just getting drunk
01:42:12 on another drink
01:42:15 in the sink, just sitting on my ass and getting drunk.
01:42:19 Please do not disturb.
01:42:20 I'm getting drunk.
01:42:22 There's nothing else about the getting stronger.
01:42:26 It's real.
01:42:26 You get
01:42:32 back from you.
01:42:33 I think the problem
01:42:37 for inside, there's something to be said.
01:42:40 Like getting drunk when I'm stay home instead of just get drunk.
01:42:44 All the time.
01:42:47 You go with, like, nothing compared to getting drunk.
01:42:52 Okay, Just listening to this.
01:42:54 I'm like, Bill, please stop,
01:42:58 stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop
01:43:03 and stop
01:43:20 and stop.
01:43:21 Brady and Josh Brady and Jerry, as a fervent,
01:43:25 so beloved cutie, so close.
01:43:28 Brady and Josh are doing it our way.
01:43:33 We're gonna make it make our dreams come true Brady and John
01:43:37 show it's Brady and during session now
01:43:41 Brady John
01:43:48 is it
01:43:48 is it wrong for me to think that he chose the topic pants knowing
01:43:52 that it was going to be not a of content that way it could end earlier
01:43:57 show I I don't know
01:44:01 if I don't know about the afterlife as fuck
01:44:03 I don't know about that right
01:44:06 I mean he's not here so
01:44:08 the rest of this is going to be a bunch of unknown
01:44:11 because without Gary here we don't know
01:44:14 a definitive on anything.
01:44:17 Brady and I are very unsure about a lot of things,
01:44:20 and Gary is our guiding light to that definitive ness.
01:44:22 And when he's not here, we just were lost.
01:44:25 It's nice to have that definitive ness.
01:44:27 Yeah, to have that that person that you can go to that
01:44:30 knows for a fact
01:44:33 what the case is. No matter what.
01:44:35 He probably drives like the same way he thinks of the afterlife
01:44:41 like a woman.
01:44:42 See, I am just trying to insult his, you know, where it hurts the most.
01:44:45 We make come back to.
01:44:48 He's a pretty shitty, shitty driver, right?
01:44:50 Oh, that might be why he bailed early so he could join the Brady Draw show
01:44:54 and ruin it again.
01:44:59 I'm great with it.
01:45:00 I wish I didn't lose my joke.
01:45:01 I found a great joke about wearing the pants and I can't find it.
01:45:06 It was my clip.
01:45:08 I didn't much prep, but there wasn't much prep
01:45:11 to prep on pants.
01:45:14 No, I only thing I thought about
01:45:15 was a bunch of dog jokes going.
01:45:19 Yeah,
01:45:20 like I had some random, which is like, this is my only random right here.
01:45:24 This isn't a video, but we're going to.
01:45:26 We're going to share this.
01:45:27 Yeah, we'll do it. We talked about this.
01:45:29 We talked about this on a previous episode.
01:45:31 I could eat an enchilada right now.
01:45:34 Echo Lilia.
01:45:36 So we talked about so it's a it's a form of autism,
01:45:40 but it's the uncontrollable
01:45:42 and immediate repetition of words spoken by another person.
01:45:45 So we talked I mentioned that before when, like, you
01:45:49 know, when you've
01:45:51 there's a certain type of person that you've talked to in the past and well,
01:45:54 I brought it up before everyone knew someone that would either affirm or repeat
01:45:58 exactly what you said immediately after the one dude that I worked with that
01:46:03 if fucking well, they're still watching fucking Woody,
01:46:07 that dude would repeat everything.
01:46:08 You go, Hey, I went to the store and you go, Yeah, So?
01:46:10 So I went to the store and you go, Yeah, like he just
01:46:14 he just kind of tie it in there like it would be very seamless, but
01:46:17 it wouldn't interrupt what you're saying.
01:46:19 But he'd just affirm everything that you would say after you said it.
01:46:23 And it's a form of autism and you guys, Gary
01:46:27 and you have mentioned that you've experienced that before, correct?
01:46:31 I have some form of autism. Yes.
01:46:34 I think
01:46:34 everybody does to be no, but that often it's this.
01:46:38 I go I'm
01:46:39 I'm old enough, though, that it was no there was no spectrum when I was a kid.
01:46:42 Echo Lilia,
01:46:45 I know that it sucks because of my oldest brother could be diagnosed today.
01:46:48 He'd probably have an autism Asperger's.
01:46:52 You sure that's not a part of the woman's vagina?
01:46:57 I don't know.
01:46:58 This woman.
01:47:00 Play it again.
01:47:01 It sounds like a woman's body part.
01:47:03 A big open part echo.
01:47:06 Lilia.
01:47:08 Echo?
01:47:08 Lilia Yeah.
01:47:14 Repetition of words or phrases spoken by someone else.
01:47:17 Children use echo.
01:47:17 Lilia As they learn to communicate it.
01:47:20 Use your results by age three.
01:47:21 But Maybe a sign of development delay or an underlying condition
01:47:25 if it continues to appear order during adulthood.
01:47:29 It's a common autism spectrum disorder.
01:47:31 Tourette's syndrome. Interesting
01:47:38 that I don't.
01:47:39 I feel sorry for somebody that can't control themselves in anything.
01:47:42 It must be frustrating.
01:47:43 But I love those videos.
01:47:45 I love the videos where they put five in that area,
01:47:49 five people with Tourette's in a room, and they all just start ticking.
01:47:54 I mean, they all volunteered.
01:47:55 So it's not like it's not like they're exploiting them.
01:47:58 Maybe a little they are, But I feel like that
01:48:01 they want to get their their message out so that they can help people.
01:48:04 But I find it hilarious when they start ticking off each other.
01:48:07 And they they literally it's like somebody dropped something on a mousetrap
01:48:10 and one mousetrap just goes on another and they just get
01:48:15 I don't want to find the videos playing, but we'll save it for another show.
01:48:18 I think I already brought it up, but I also in a previous episode, I brought up
01:48:22 Beilein, who's a pretty popular and moderately attractive female
01:48:30 on TikTok and whatever social media were.
01:48:33 And she has Tourette's and it's like pretty funny Tourette's where she's like,
01:48:38 her Tourette's is like talking about a little baby wiener
01:48:41 and fucked your mom and like,
01:48:44 it's very comical shit.
01:48:49 And all of a sudden
01:48:50 there was a video like a month ago, maybe a month and a half, and she was like, Oh,
01:48:54 I no longer my I no longer swear with my tics.
01:48:58 When she claims that she's been working with a therapist and her texts no longer
01:49:03 involve swearing, and I'm assuming that
01:49:06 she probably
01:49:09 doesn't want to swear as much because her videos are getting less
01:49:13 viewers due to vulgarity
01:49:16 and she to not have that happen.
01:49:18 So the fucking YouTube algorithm and let her see where
01:49:23 she should go over to
01:49:24 rumble, she can take and swear all she wants.
01:49:27 People would love it good,
01:49:30 but she won't get whatever.
01:49:31 Everyone would accuse her of voting for Trump even if she didn't.
01:49:34 But I don't know what the what other option there is.
01:49:39 You vote for no one like I do.
01:49:41 Yeah, me too.
01:49:42 I've never voted once in my life.
01:49:44 I actually actually vote.
01:49:46 I go the process my vote and write in No one
01:49:51 people. Okay.
01:49:51 I start doing that when they're like,
01:49:53 well, you got to choose the lesser of two evils.
01:49:55 And I said, No, the fuck I don't.
01:49:56 I'll go my vote if that's what you want to call it.
01:49:59 But if you come up with somebody better, my my voice is you all suck.
01:50:03 And til you find somebody better, there's what, two,
01:50:06 300 million people in the United States and we get a choice of two.
01:50:11 When it comes down to it, it seems like we can handle a few more
01:50:14 and people are going to say no, there's other parties.
01:50:15 But yeah, but if you really can't get on the debates and you really can't get
01:50:19 and we can get on the ballot, but who knows?
01:50:21 The other third parties,
01:50:25 as far as I know, is even if
01:50:26 a third party won, there aren't actually Electoral College delegates.
01:50:30 So for the president, I don't think a third party president
01:50:32 could ever actually win, but nobody talks about that.
01:50:34 It's it's it'd take a lot.
01:50:37 I just there's a trust factor for some reason everyone's conditioned for
01:50:42 Republican-Democrat and for a third party to just kind of swoop in it
01:50:47 have to it have to be something really, really weird
01:50:51 going on.
01:50:52 Even though there are plenty of weird shit going on
01:50:55 and some really dynamic in influence.
01:50:58 But I just I don't know.
01:51:00 You can't get away from the what do they call that
01:51:04 two party system?
01:51:06 Yeah, but it's corruption.
01:51:08 No evil. Yeah.
01:51:10 Yeah, it's pretty much nasty.
01:51:12 Yeah. Pretty.
01:51:13 At least we lost one of the Rothschilds.
01:51:14 So there's a start.
01:51:16 Sorry.
01:51:16 I mean, it's sad that somebody lost a family member, and, I mean, it was.
01:51:20 No, it's not. No, it's not.
01:51:22 It's not always for the family or for the family.
01:51:25 No, not really. No, it doesn't have to.
01:51:27 It doesn't mean they're all they're all, they're all much richer,
01:51:31 pure.
01:51:31 It's a joy yeah, everybody down the pyramid was like, oh yes, that's,
01:51:36 that's what you would hope, you know, that's like, hopefully somebody down
01:51:39 the pyramid is a better human being than up the pyramid, you know?
01:51:44 Yeah. From that's what I find.
01:51:45 The newer generations are usually more morally structured than,
01:51:50 yeah, I'm being sarcastic, but I'm also being mean against
01:51:52 all the younger generations.
01:51:53 So comment if you think I'm being mean,
01:51:57 the younger generation
01:51:58 doesn't know what the fuck,
01:52:01 but they will hopefully in time.
01:52:04 Somebody tell Gary Gary said pilgrim pants
01:52:08 he can't in I don't even have the line open
01:52:12 now he's not calling any texts ex
01:52:14 pilgrim values this sort of have on screen
01:52:19 asshole.
01:52:21 Oh yeah
01:52:23 I could take that off the screen.
01:52:26 So this episode I had Joe
01:52:27 Rogan and I had the Scott
01:52:32 and film film, mind you,
01:52:37 probably Gary.
01:52:37 I don't know what you mean.
01:52:39 What a great film.
01:52:41 Stop everything. Let's figure out.
01:52:42 What does that mean, Film?
01:52:44 You mean like a digital version of, say, film?
01:52:46 Like a movie film?
01:52:48 I had a movie of them movie like where you dial,
01:52:51 like where you dial a phone and somebody reads a book to you.
01:52:55 Is that how that is?
01:52:56 Movie, phone, movie, film.
01:53:04 Do you think Seinfeld will get us more extra hits?
01:53:06 Also still the most popular fucking up the fucking show
01:53:09 on cable, first screen major show ever
01:53:14 with end Fladge rants with an actual Seinfeld reference
01:53:18 continuing type of reference in the air.
01:53:20 Do you know what episode it is?
01:53:21 Just by looking at what's going on here?
01:53:23 If we refer to Seinfeld, then who created Seinfeld?
01:53:28 Seinfeld?
01:53:29 Seinfeld can't exist.
01:53:31 Yes, that was referring to the Big Bang comment, but the Big Bang created.
01:53:36 Do you know what episode this is without
01:53:38 no, no, in any context?
01:53:40 Further,
01:53:40 I can tell by Kramer's hair that it's at least in the first couple of seasons
01:53:44 so I could play that game.
01:53:46 I, when I was younger, season reviewer and I when I was younger, for sure, up
01:53:50 until maybe season ten, Simpsons was my fucking
01:53:55 within the first three sections, I knew exactly what episode it was.
01:53:58 That's pretty impressive because I haven't watched, I haven't watched in years now.
01:54:01 I haven't watched in six of up until about the 10th season maybe.
01:54:05 But how many?
01:54:06 Nine, ten seasons since they're on like 35 to 40.
01:54:10 Talk about film and tape
01:54:12 when it used to be on
01:54:16 with Married with Children like that long ago, like the first first year
01:54:19 when when Fox started their network and Simpsons was on it.
01:54:22 We used to I used to tape it on VHS because I work we worked on
01:54:26 when whenever it was on,
01:54:29 it wanted to rewatch it so we would tape a callback to tape VCR tapes.
01:54:34 The when Simpson tapes that we had, we had tapes that were just Simpsons
01:54:40 and then when when Family Guy came out, we had just just Family Guy.
01:54:44 Yeah. That's great.
01:54:46 How many?
01:54:47 Let's play a little flash rent over under game as well.
01:54:51 Those are the main four. We really didn't have anything else.
01:54:53 That was like a continuing episode recorder.
01:54:57 How many Simpsons episodes do you think there are completed?
01:54:59 As of February 20, 24?
01:55:03 Several thousand 762.
01:55:06 Well, you made it a little less
01:55:08 okay.
01:55:09 Sometimes I was going to say I was over a thousand,
01:55:13 but then I was like, You know what?
01:55:14 There's probably more.
01:55:15 My wife will come home and be like, I got news.
01:55:17 I got, what did we win The you know, like, I got to buy one, get one free Arby's
01:55:22 coupon kind of takes the lackluster out thousands of episodes.
01:55:26 That would mean that they've been around for
01:55:29 go I don't know how many episodes a year I would think it was 20
01:55:32 Arby's as a I think what was it, three, four.
01:55:36 I can't eat it. Arby's.
01:55:37 The less I use the coupons
01:55:39 now they've got a deal rate on their regular roast beef
01:55:42 and it's two, four, six two, four, six.
01:55:46 Let's hear it. Arby's, eat.
01:55:48 Got a spot on our show. Any time you want.
01:55:52 I don't like the beef and cheddar bun, but I like the cheddar cheese.
01:55:55 I get the regular roast beef sandwiches with the cheddar cheese sauce
01:55:58 added to them, but they fucking gouge you on it.
01:56:01 Usually when I do that, I'm.
01:56:03 It's a work purchase as I'm traveling, and so I make work pay for it.
01:56:09 I would probably not do that myself.
01:56:13 A fucking dollar
01:56:17 burglary videos go
01:56:23 whatever it is, I don't get it.
01:56:25 The ones that are around the shared
01:56:33 video,
01:56:35 it's some Disney video.
01:56:37 Not good
01:56:40 about pants Squirrel in my pants
01:56:45 like a squirrel pants.
01:56:56 Yeah.
01:56:56 Somebody, anybody.
01:56:57 Everybody's
01:57:03 there's.
01:57:03 I bet that girl's got some serious squirrels are happening
01:57:07 There's my dad yelling what's making you jump like that
01:57:12 ain't got no chickens and ran
01:57:16 out to the well I get it.
01:57:18 S&P had squirrels in my pants.
01:57:20 Okay.
01:57:21 Good job, Disney.
01:57:24 I'm not sure why
01:57:25 Carrie wanted to share that, but
01:57:30 I don't want to see any more of it.
01:57:33 She's got squirrels in her pants.
01:57:37 It sounds hot.
01:57:39 It doesn't to me.
01:57:40 Not even a little bit.
01:57:49 Should I be on your video?
01:57:50 You got anything?
01:57:54 You got Pilger pans, phone.
01:57:59 Really got Pilger.
01:58:03 Was going back to the fucking
01:58:07 now or the
01:58:14 in going back to this shit.
01:58:21 I don't see it all.
01:58:23 I'm not cheering I turn to take the idea of a creator.
01:58:29 What do you think about it to them is
01:58:33 there's some people that fancy themselves as intellectuals
01:58:36 and they refuse to in a concept for which there's no proof.
01:58:39 That's what they'll say.
01:58:40 They use this very reductionist view of what God is,
01:58:44 and they'll say, There's no proof,
01:58:47 and that, you know, there are
01:58:48 staunch atheists and a lot of them, they even talk like religious people.
01:58:52 They almost they're atheist and becomes a religion.
01:58:54 So being completely open minded to the possibility,
01:58:57 you have zero idea what happens when you die.
01:59:00 A lot of people are fucking.
01:59:02 It was ridiculous that, you know, I don't know, I, I
01:59:07 Katt Williams is on this episode.
01:59:09 I usually entertain most of.
01:59:12 So Joe Rogan, when I used to listen to him, was when he was on Apple Podcasts.
01:59:16 I don't dive too far outside of Apple Podcasts.
01:59:19 He went to Spotify exclusively.
01:59:21 He came back to Apple Podcasts.
01:59:22 So I went back to the same routine where I'll look at who the guest is.
01:59:26 If I'm interested in the guest, I'll listen to it.
01:59:29 If I don't know who the guest is, I'll entertain it for,
01:59:32 you know, times to speed for fucking maybe a couple of minutes.
01:59:37 And then a lot of times,
01:59:38 if it's a guest, I don't know, I'll just end up getting rid of it.
01:59:41 I know Carl Williams, but I don't know what the fuck they're going to talk about.
01:59:44 If they're talking about fucking comedy
01:59:47 and writing comedy and the Laugh Factory and this and that.
01:59:50 It's like, I don't I don't really care about, you know, backstage comedy stories.
01:59:55 Shit.
01:59:56 When he starts talking about Jesus and all this shit, I was like,
01:59:59 okay, this is this is cool.
02:00:03 And just Joe Rogan just happens to say this shit.
02:00:07 And it's funny because Garry
02:00:11 likes Joe Rogan, and here Joe Rogan is with open minded opinion.
02:00:16 Meanwhile, Garry has a very closed minded opinion.
02:00:21 Garry doesn't have the guff to just say, I don't know,
02:00:24 which is confusing to me because is plenty of No, he knows.
02:00:29 No, there's plenty of things that he'll say I don't know about.
02:00:31 It's not like he, he no, he thinks he knows everything.
02:00:35 Like if you tell him, Hey, what do you know about knitting?
02:00:37 He probably go, I don't, I don't know anything about knitting.
02:00:39 Well, that establishes his confidence even more
02:00:42 what he thinks he knows or interesting that this.
02:00:46 Yeah, Like that.
02:00:46 He wouldn't at least entertain it.
02:00:49 Like the Foil Hat Club
02:00:52 is the fact that, you know, it's a conspiracy.
02:00:56 It's not proven fact.
02:00:58 The point is, talking about it and entertaining the idea that it could be
02:01:03 there.
02:01:03 I know a couple of shows ago he said he was doing it in jest.
02:01:08 Well, doing what?
02:01:09 A foil hat club.
02:01:14 So he doesn't believe in any of it or
02:01:17 I like entertaining the idea, but I don't know if it's real or not.
02:01:20 There is a lot of things that are in the foil hat spectrum.
02:01:24 It's like the overlapping circles, you know, like
02:01:27 whatever you call that Venn diagram.
02:01:29 What is it?
02:01:30 Uh, yeah, I don't know what it's called, but I know what you mean.
02:01:33 Whatever.
02:01:34 But there's a certain amount that's probably not real.
02:01:37 That sounds outlandish.
02:01:38 There's a certain amount that's very much, probably fact.
02:01:41 And then there's a certain amount that's in the middle that is like, I'm not sure.
02:01:45 You know, it could be real.
02:01:46 It could not be real.
02:01:47 And that's that's how you should take most ideas
02:01:51 that aren't fully proven.
02:01:53 There should be a spectrum
02:01:55 non retard spectrum
02:01:58 that you're going to, you know, play and that
02:02:02 what's a non retard spectrum is that a fast
02:02:05 one that's a where one thing where you're very quick and aware
02:02:09 not pounding their chest So there's one thing that we didn't do
02:02:13 this show I don't like to go back to flat rants
02:02:15 but here's the Mount Rushmore time because we got to clean it up.
02:02:17 We always have to clean up Mount Rushmore.
02:02:19 It's going to.
02:02:21 God damn it, Gary, fuck you. You.
02:02:24 We know you're still watching because you can't not watch that.
02:02:27 That is the Mount Rushmore of pants.
02:02:30 I did.
02:02:31 That is the Mount Rushmore of bands.
02:02:33 I love the idea of like
02:02:36 the previous.
02:02:38 That was the thing.
02:02:39 So how much changing Mount Rushmore or adding to Mount Rushmore or maybe
02:02:43 45 bucks?
02:02:46 Five bucks shipping.
02:02:48 I can see very rare.
02:02:49 I can see this generation society going.
02:02:53 One of those people on Mount Rushmore was maybe racist.
02:02:57 I'd get them, but there's somebody else.
02:02:59 There's no crotch or zipper.
02:03:00 I don't know.
02:03:01 Look, the only thing is this little bell here, they're like, scrubs
02:03:05 is for is this this chick pants?
02:03:09 You got to pull them all the way down your mount.
02:03:10 I don't know. A lot of times.
02:03:12 A lot of times I go over the zipper
02:03:15 to the the men's 32.
02:03:18 Sometimes I go over the edge of everything
02:03:21 over the top.
02:03:23 So even if that's like a Velcro thing,
02:03:25 if you can just, like, rip that off and just go over the top.
02:03:29 Sure. You know,
02:03:32 I suppose you could do that.
02:03:34 Wipe it out.
02:03:36 That's the movie that's actually in the movie, right?
02:03:38 There you go in and then you go
02:03:42 you flip it out with yourself
02:03:44 or with your buddy friend.
02:03:48 I'm not I don't know. You tell me that.
02:03:50 You know, not much about that.
02:03:53 CHAPPELLE Buddy, you go in, you grab, you dip,
02:03:57 and you go.
02:04:01 You push down with your wrist,
02:04:02 you push down on your pants up your wrist, and you flop it out the top.
02:04:06 That's the move.
02:04:08 Flop it out the top
02:04:11 thing I did on the plane
02:04:13 to get here, to be honest,
02:04:20 I got this great comedy.
02:04:21 You got you got something we can do was weird right now.
02:04:24 It was weird.
02:04:24 So last week we talked about fucking SHAPIRO and his little Jew hat.
02:04:28 I just happened to be right when I get the yarmulke,
02:04:31 We we respect the our people.
02:04:33 I don't think you do.
02:04:34 Well, yeah, I'm part Jew. I'm.
02:04:36 If they were the we established if they were
02:04:39 if they were the propeller, that would make it silly.
02:04:43 And and
02:04:43 I also know that if he really had the balls,
02:04:46 if he really had the balls to advertise his
02:04:50 his religion, he would wear a white or silver opposite of his hair hat.
02:04:55 Yeah. When you saw the picture of guys, it
02:04:58 what does it is there one with him in a big pope hat.
02:05:02 No I don't think I have it go in.
02:05:07 No. When I was getting on the plane to come here,
02:05:10 I always wait to be one of the last people to board the plane.
02:05:13 Because why, like, sit there forever?
02:05:16 So I just kind of hang out and then I board the plane
02:05:20 last.
02:05:22 And coming up, there was a dude that was rolling up
02:05:25 and he had a yarmulke.
02:05:28 Yeah.
02:05:29 Yeah. Yummy yarmulke.
02:05:32 A yarmulke. Yarmulke.
02:05:34 I don't know.
02:05:35 It's supposed to be permanent.
02:05:36 I've seen several different spellings
02:05:41 of yarmulke,
02:05:44 but he does happen to have a yarmulke, which was just kind of.
02:05:47 I kind of chuckled, which is why I took a picture and sent it to the group just
02:05:53 like, Oh, we just talked about these guys.
02:05:58 And he had the he had the dark on dark yarmulke,
02:06:01 but he had very much
02:06:05 enough thinning for it to be very obvious
02:06:08 that he was wearing a dark yarmulke, even though he had dark hair.
02:06:14 He went the other way.
02:06:15 Yeah, yeah. It
02:06:19 well that picture
02:06:27 yarmulke.
02:06:34 Well that's it.
02:06:36 There is a
02:06:38 Yeah look I think that shit is.
02:06:41 So you're in gate A24.
02:06:44 Well, no, I was leaving.
02:06:46 You were?
02:06:47 Okay, so there's no a certain airport one look and you're on.
02:06:52 What the fuck does they let him in front of me too?
02:06:53 Because I was just like, Look, bro, you're
02:06:57 obviously clinging to whatever is left here.
02:07:00 I can also
02:07:03 a man of the cloth I have in front of him anyway, because they were forcing people
02:07:07 to check their baggage anyway, clinging and want to show that.
02:07:13 What was their other phone numbers?
02:07:15 No big deal.
02:07:17 Nothing to see here.
02:07:20 Thanks for No, no, no loud
02:07:23 for us.
02:07:23 All of the phone numbers, all of them.
02:07:27 No, really, just mine.
02:07:34 So that's fine.
02:07:35 Call me if you want.
02:07:37 It's not like it's on my not on my website or on every one of my business cards.
02:07:41 It's not really that much of an inconvenience,
02:07:45 right?
02:07:46 I'm scared to hit any other button until I'm sure where I'm at.
02:07:48 There we go. All right, you're back to you.
02:07:52 Get off the screen.
02:07:58 I have my
02:07:59 parachute pants, but I didn't want to bring them in.
02:08:03 I don't want people to know that I have, like, a half million
02:08:05 dollar pants in my house.
02:08:06 I'll get swatted for sure.
02:08:10 Even on Mike?
02:08:12 Not. Yeah. Why?
02:08:13 Can you tell?
02:08:15 I'm like the guy driving in, running on the phone 20 miles an hour.
02:08:18 I'm not pulling it off.
02:08:19 You can't.
02:08:20 You can tell that I'm eating.
02:08:23 You know how to produce.
02:08:25 I don't. That's why I'm doing the show.
02:08:27 It's going to take me at least 10000 hours to learn.
02:08:29 So that's what you guys I hope I've been clear about that the whole fucking time.
02:08:33 You're getting a phone call right now.
02:08:36 I'm not.
02:08:39 Hi, this is Gary.
02:08:42 It was.
02:08:43 I did it. Just end after the beep as above.
02:08:46 So the low
02:08:48 Was that his message?
02:08:50 Carrier fagot.
02:08:51 Nobody likes you cept Brady, which is really good.
02:08:56 But I got no other friends.
02:08:58 I have to like you.
02:09:00 I can't make friends
02:09:04 of sad actually.
02:09:04 Why are we talking about that?
02:09:06 Let's talk about something else.
02:09:08 Because you said no. It was.
02:09:10 I forgot what you said with me.
02:09:14 It was like Romeo.
02:09:16 The numbers on Romeo.
02:09:18 Come on.
02:09:18 That you from Romeo
02:09:22 in the phone says
02:09:24 by Matrix is not Romeo, but for some reason
02:09:26 it pegs it in Romeo when it comes to my phone.
02:09:30 Oh, I thought it should be r Wait, do we know where he is?
02:09:33 Wherever that one graveyard is right next to that, I don't know.
02:09:37 But Romeo
02:09:39 Yeah, it's fine with me.
02:09:41 Close enough
02:09:44 coming at you from Romeo.
02:09:47 Even Scott was fucking bitch.
02:09:49 You know that son of a bitch?
02:09:51 Well, the one because of not one single flagged sentence are complete.
02:09:55 That's what I saw.
02:09:56 The last bitch from the.
02:09:59 So one thing that was the other clips that I didn't get to because of the knife.
02:10:03 I guess I could bring this back up later.
02:10:04 But this year
02:10:10 we call that a knife.
02:10:12 This is a knife.
02:10:14 That's not a knife.
02:10:15 That's a spoon.
02:10:17 All right, All right. You in.
02:10:19 I say you played knife.
02:10:20 He spoon before.
02:10:22 What? Yeah.
02:10:24 Wait, What?
02:10:26 It was a wrap on Crocodile Dundee.
02:10:28 Oh, I got that. But knife, spoon.
02:10:31 Just a dumb Australians are stupid.
02:10:35 Yeah, I guess.
02:10:36 I guess so. Yeah.
02:10:38 I'm just
02:10:39 pretty much calling it out.
02:10:41 I'm like, I got it up until that the joke wasn't.
02:10:44 You go
02:10:46 and your wallet.
02:10:48 Yeah.
02:10:49 Because they were in Australia.
02:10:50 For what? For.
02:10:52 It's got a knife.
02:10:54 That's not a knife.
02:10:57 Knife.
02:11:01 That's a knife.
02:11:08 It's not like that shit.
02:11:11 Like they would have like everybody.
02:11:13 I just pull out a gun, you know, There's been just shot and just kids having fun.
02:11:18 You're right.
02:11:19 I'm always with you.
02:11:21 You know why they didn't, though?
02:11:22 Because the line in the movies and that's not a gun.
02:11:26 This is a gun.
02:11:28 That's not a knife. This is a gun gun.
02:11:30 That's a knife.
02:11:31 You put your belt on a coaster.
02:11:32 I it you call that a knife?
02:11:36 This is a knife.
02:11:38 Oh, no, no. You go.
02:11:42 You must have pulled these
02:11:43 up pretty quick after he pulled out the knife.
02:11:47 No, I've had this and.
02:11:48 Oh no, I was pulling up at mid so I just pull this one up.
02:11:52 This is one of my favorite fucking
02:11:55 scenes.
02:12:07 Yeah,
02:12:10 well, wait, hold on a second.
02:12:12 Didn't the guy with the machete shoot first?
02:12:16 I think so, yeah.
02:12:18 The Guido line for our Star Wars fanboys.
02:12:25 Oh, see, you didn't hear it the first time, but
02:12:27 the second time I heard Guido over there threw me the fuck off.
02:12:31 I'm, like, waiting here. He shot.
02:12:33 I didn't hear.
02:12:34 What if it was Guido shooting behind the the grassy knoll?
02:12:38 There was a second gunman.
02:12:40 There was definitely a second gunman.
02:12:42 Yeah.
02:12:44 Do it again.
02:12:49 So the better sort of.
02:12:51 I know it's much better. Sound effect. It sounds better,
02:12:55 but I'm sure the
02:13:10 the reality the real Terry cursing was over.
02:13:15 It wasn't my
02:13:18 he shot him right in the knife.
02:13:21 He didn't
02:13:23 that was not a very responsible
02:13:26 like if he's the good guy didn't he think about he's that good of a shot.
02:13:29 What about all the people right behind.
02:13:30 He could have killed anyone.
02:13:32 He's eager to a shot, though.
02:13:34 He had no gripe, but he knew he.
02:13:36 So he's that good of a shot that he knew exactly that his bullet would stop
02:13:39 at that body and not go through and kill two more people behind him.
02:13:43 No, he's fucking Indiana Jones.
02:13:45 Shot him right there. Okay.
02:13:47 Of course he knew
02:13:49 right in the heart.
02:13:52 Right in the heart.
02:13:57 The perfect shot.
02:13:58 You got a pants joke?
02:14:03 On the day
02:14:03 before my wedding, just a few short years ago,
02:14:07 my dad sat down and told me, Son, there's some things you've got to know.
02:14:12 We're going to tell you a little story all about my wedding night.
02:14:17 If you'll handle things the way I did, everything will work out
02:14:21 right
02:14:25 now. Your mom and I went to our suite.
02:14:27 When the luggage boy had gone, I handed her my pants
02:14:31 and I said, Honey, try these on.
02:14:35 And she tried, but said, I can't wear these.
02:14:37 I said, You've got that right.
02:14:39 I'll wear the pants.
02:14:40 And don't forget what you just learned.
02:14:42 You know?
02:14:49 So I took my dad's advice
02:14:51 and did just like he said to do.
02:14:55 And then my wife gave me her pants and said, Now you try to.
02:15:02 I said, I can't get into these.
02:15:04 She said, You got that right and you never will get in my pants.
02:15:08 So you learn to treat me.
02:15:09 All right?
02:15:18 And I don't take no orders from the woman, by the way.
02:15:21 By the way, I don't take no orders from no women in particular areas
02:15:24 that might be out to lunch.
02:15:27 And so I told my wife, I've been set up as blind, but now I see.
02:15:32 And if nobody wears the pants, I will be just fine
02:15:35 with me
02:15:41 to folk song
02:15:44 about wearing the pants in the family.
02:15:47 Interesting.
02:15:48 Well, would you play that?
02:15:53 Why not?
02:15:54 It had pants in it and it said Only love is spoken here.
02:15:56 So I thought if Gary was on, he might be able to comment.
02:16:01 What is love,
02:16:03 baby?
02:16:04 Don't get me very own song.
02:16:06 Don't hurt me.
02:16:08 I don't hurt me.
02:16:10 That's more
02:16:12 What is love?
02:16:13 That's baby, don't hurt me.
02:16:16 I think it has to do with that connector me energy that lasts.
02:16:20 Don't hurt me
02:16:22 no more.
02:16:25 Who hurt you?
02:16:32 Her name was baby.
02:16:34 You still
02:16:37 you know, you and baby should have a safe word.
02:16:40 And then she'll stop hurting you.
02:16:46 What is love the baby Don't hurt me.
02:16:50 How is that Pharrell?
02:16:53 You know,
02:16:55 every time I do that my way, my wife says I've raised the same mike
02:16:58 to know he looks like Sugar Ray Leonard, and there's, like,
02:17:03 do you call everyone for a
02:17:06 sugar ray
02:17:09 holder?
02:17:09 They look like pharrell.
02:17:12 There's every narrow hair
02:17:16 button that and
02:17:21 I always say, No, I'm not racist.
02:17:23 Is there a possibility that they're like, if you're a guy and you dance like that,
02:17:28 you know,
02:17:30 you're probably good.
02:17:31 Oh, there's women wrapped around you while you're doing it,
02:17:35 But there's not even that even then.
02:17:37 Still a little bit.
02:17:39 Yeah.
02:17:39 Even know
02:17:42 they'll a
02:17:44 little.
02:17:46 No more looking old school music videos.
02:17:49 Are you open.
02:17:51 You know
02:17:53 he's he's ten and I don't want to watch this.
02:17:57 All these like cuts and shit.
02:17:58 It's like the most generic looking,
02:18:01 shitty slow motion that you can see, like, but it's the cut frame.
02:18:06 Like it's this choppy fucking framework.
02:18:08 Is it from watching camera? Yeah.
02:18:11 Yeah.
02:18:12 But the music is the star, so they just need to have something on screen
02:18:16 but not weird or flashy
02:18:22 videos.
02:18:24 The need for a video company.
02:18:25 The music became a phenomena
02:18:28 video.
02:18:28 Killed the radio then?
02:18:31 Yeah, with streaming.
02:18:34 Killed the music star.
02:18:36 But did
02:18:37 screaming be dreamy?
02:18:40 Hey, I was dreaming of streaming
02:18:44 and they said dreaming and like, no, they don't get shit for their music.
02:18:48 But I.
02:18:49 No, no, there's so much music nowadays.
02:18:51 What do you, what do you expect?
02:18:54 Yeah,
02:18:56 I think this kind of music is absolutely horrible.
02:18:59 No, I imagine the availability of music
02:19:07 is pretty close to the level that this is what it was, you know?
02:19:12 Right, Right.
02:19:12 Which is the equipment that you or I have, you know, we could pump out few songs
02:19:16 a day. Like,
02:19:18 just just Yeah,
02:19:21 I know that I've done it for a short period of time.
02:19:24 And I mean, they wouldn't all hit good songs.
02:19:27 They weren't well produced, but at least you well know, you have to
02:19:31 hear the reason that this song is fun for us
02:19:33 is because you've heard it in sporting events
02:19:35 in the back of your mind, into the back of radio for the last 40 years.
02:19:39 But the
02:19:39 song, this song that's popular, the only reason you like
02:19:42 it is because you're familiar with it, because somebody played it a lot.
02:19:45 I don't know How it works now is streaming, because now
02:19:48 you really have to pick the music you want to play instead of it
02:19:50 being fed through the radio like I grew up on.
02:19:53 Yeah, I always kind of laugh and scoff at people
02:19:56 that still listen to traditional radio or
02:20:00 I don't know, they can complain about,
02:20:02 Oh, there's like I know, I don't, I don't.
02:20:06 I only listen to the shit that I want to listen to.
02:20:09 I don't ever go to a curated anything.
02:20:13 What are they called scheduled scheduled TV like
02:20:16 instead of old fashioned TV, I still go,
02:20:19 yeah, I still absorb new music.
02:20:22 Not as much as I used to, but I still gives it
02:20:27 to like, osmosis, like somebody else is playing it and somehow you see it.
02:20:31 I see it, I acknowledge it.
02:20:33 I might give song or two or listen.
02:20:35 Most of the time I'm like, That's not me.
02:20:37 I don't.
02:20:38 So then I just revert back to my usual, my usual shit.
02:20:42 My kids listen to it, especially my daughter.
02:20:44 So she's like hip on the new music, so she keeps me updated.
02:20:47 If I need to know enough.
02:20:50 It's not.
02:20:51 It's just not good to. You need to know how much do you need to do?
02:20:54 You really need to know?
02:20:55 You know, I don't know if she'll tell me if I do.
02:20:59 You really need to know this.
02:21:00 This is so important in the music industry.
02:21:04 This is so important that you need to know this.
02:21:07 Yeah, I want to know.
02:21:08 So I don't sound like an idiot That's just what's.
02:21:11 What's always hilarious is just the
02:21:15 upside down nature of people that do things
02:21:19 like build buildings
02:21:23 or, you know upside down buildings.
02:21:26 No, just people that are capable of taking complex measurements
02:21:30 and creating structures out of them versus people that are just pretend acting
02:21:36 or playing a silly little instrument to make a dumb little melody for a song.
02:21:41 You know, it's
02:21:44 or a dumb little movie
02:21:46 that, you know, people watch the society versus the cast.
02:21:50 Frivolous. Yeah, right.
02:21:52 No, this is different, though. It's not frivolous.
02:21:54 It's superfluous, superfluous money.
02:21:56 It's the money, I guess, is what I'm looking at.
02:21:58 Superfluous is the word not frivolous.
02:22:01 I mean,
02:22:01 authors are architects make lot of money, but not the people that necessarily
02:22:06 I guess if they're
02:22:07 contracted and they're paid right, they can make a decent amount of money.
02:22:10 But who makes money nowadays?
02:22:13 Nobody does.
02:22:17 But I make money.
02:22:20 Yeah, but like that.
02:22:21 What I could make more of, They stop taking as much.
02:22:24 Yeah.
02:22:25 You should make more.
02:22:25 Everybody seems to should make more.
02:22:28 So I thought food prices were going to go down once
02:22:31 gas prices went down, but gas prices went down
02:22:35 and food prices have not.
02:22:39 Three Jewish stage luminaries.
02:22:40 Tell t a joke. What is that?
02:22:43 I don't know.
02:22:44 I can't see it.
02:22:45 Oh, this is who ordered love?
02:22:47 I pray can't one.
02:22:50 It was vertical a you of the shared motherfuck.
02:22:54 Maybe if and he hits the end of the jungle he like separates the vines
02:22:58 And I've never heard this. I have no idea what it is.
02:23:00 And the first thing he sees as well.
02:23:02 What a time to debut it.
02:23:05 And he thinks,
02:23:06 you know, this this is my is my chance.
02:23:09 This is my only chance maybe.
02:23:12 And so he starts, you know, it starts in the lion
02:23:16 and the lions really thrashing around is really not excited by this.
02:23:20 And just before the gorilla finishes, the lion breaks the log and the gorilla pulls
02:23:24 and he runs for the jungle and he's booking it.
02:23:26 He's booking it through the the trees and the vines and lions hot on his heels.
02:23:29 And he gets in this encampment like a human encampment.
02:23:32 And there's like a little guy there, little safari man.
02:23:34 He's got safari hats and glasses and a pipe, and he's reading the newspaper
02:23:38 and the gorilla boxing on the head
02:23:40 and dragging it and puts on the hat and the glasses and and the pipe.
02:23:44 And he sits there like a newspaper, like waiting for the lion.
02:23:47 And the lion runs through and he sees the gorilla like
02:23:50 and in behind the paper and he goes
02:23:52 in, the gorilla goes by and he says, Do you see a gorilla come through here?
02:23:56 The gorilla goes,
02:23:57 Oh, you mean the one that had sex with the lion that was stuck in the log?
02:24:00 And the lion goes, Oh my God, it's in the papers already,
02:24:11 man. Okay.
02:24:15 Was that a Jewish joke somehow, or
02:24:18 was the end or a joke?
02:24:22 Okay because of the gorilla?
02:24:27 I don't know.
02:24:28 I don't know.
02:24:28 That was a terrible joke.
02:24:29 If it was racist or not, I'm not sure.
02:24:31 I don't know how to interpret it.
02:24:32 The face was we're pretty sure his face was worth it.
02:24:36 Yeah, it looks like he's either a N-word racist
02:24:38 or what did you what did you infer?
02:24:48 That's what I inferred, that it was
02:24:51 some kind of.
02:24:51 A Jewish joke.
02:24:53 Oh, yeah.
02:24:54 anti-Israel with because of the newspapers.
02:24:57 If it was, you know, like the gossipy Yenta style.
02:25:03 I don't know.
02:25:04 I got to stop what I'm saying, because I don't know what I'm saying.
02:25:06 It's not important what you're saying.
02:25:09 That's fine.
02:25:10 I have nothing to say.
02:25:12 I'm going to reveal that.
02:25:12 I'm not wearing pants soon.
02:25:15 No, but
02:25:17 since he ain't heard back by since February.
02:25:21 Busted early.
02:25:22 Look.
02:25:23 See, I was at the said Panthers, but it says pant hers.
02:25:26 I got another pant.
02:25:28 Hers. Dear,
02:25:30 dear Brady, draw it.
02:25:34 It's still dear flattery, dear flattery.
02:25:37 She doesn't have to be here.
02:25:39 The show must go on.
02:25:41 I need advice regarding my husband's friend
02:25:43 and how I should handle a delicate situation.
02:25:47 My husband has a woman friend.
02:25:50 She has a boyfriend.
02:25:51 Just so you know, she's inside.
02:25:54 She's not on the side.
02:25:55 She has a boyfriend.
02:25:56 She's just a friend. Supposedly.
02:26:00 They recently helped me,
02:26:04 which we really appreciate.
02:26:06 She likes to make sexual jokes, and my husband does too.
02:26:11 I'm not a prude, but I don't enjoy the kind of authority vibe she puts out.
02:26:18 But when they
02:26:19 were helping us move, we went out for meals.
02:26:23 She had privately shared that my husband and her boyfriend
02:26:26 would sometimes forget zip up after using the bathroom.
02:26:31 Well, we were walking to the car.
02:26:34 She unzipped my husband's zipper for him.
02:26:39 She she she zipped up my husband's zipper for him.
02:26:42 I laughed it off, but it kind of caught me off guard.
02:26:45 Later, my husband told me how he thought it was weird and so do I.
02:26:49 Should I tell her I was crossing the line?
02:26:51 She seems pretty clueless, but I don't want it to happen again.
02:26:55 Saying awkward in the West.
02:26:59 That is
02:27:01 kind of weird.
02:27:02 And normally I would say ask them to stop, tell them to stop, and then act.
02:27:07 But that's I think that's more an act.
02:27:09 That's the chick doing it too.
02:27:11 So it's like a
02:27:13 so you
02:27:13 said just so I'm clear somebody there's a group of friends,
02:27:17 two of them are a couple, a man and a woman.
02:27:20 And the woman went to the other man
02:27:23 friend and zipped up his pants.
02:27:27 For whatever reason.
02:27:27 I don't care if he does it repeatedly or jokingly. Or.
02:27:31 The gist of it is, though, the woman zipped up
02:27:33 another man's pants.
02:27:36 Correct. Is that.
02:27:38 That's what That's what the gist of it.
02:27:40 Yeah. So,
02:27:42 yeah, I mean, if you're really good friends, then you do like dude.
02:27:48 I mean, it's like right there, right there.
02:27:49 So like, I mean, you can't a lot of times the I mean, she's smart enough to know
02:27:55 I think it's a good sometimes with jeans, you can't just grab the zipper
02:27:58 and lift up.
02:27:59 You've got to like, grab the bags
02:28:03 and then pull up because you
02:28:04 need a counter, a signal to get
02:28:08 hold of the jeans,
02:28:09 the bottom of the pattern or the like, the taint area, even just a dip.
02:28:13 She has to grab the base of the
02:28:17 zipper up that much because you need to grab the zipper
02:28:20 and use in the pull against.
02:28:21 Because if you just grab this, it tends to ruffle and it doesn't
02:28:25 really get right, you know, tends to
02:28:29 we're going to get apples and oranges.
02:28:32 The apples and oranges difference it did she use her teeth
02:28:36 for to either to hold the base or to pull the zipper up,
02:28:39 because at that point, then there's a chance.
02:28:42 There's a chance.
02:28:42 Maybe that's why she saw
02:28:45 the problem solved.
02:28:48 I'm just saying she went and did the two hand.
02:28:52 That's one thing.
02:28:52 If she just kind of grabbed and went loop, that's a different thing, right?
02:28:56 Yeah, I don't.
02:28:56 I mean, it's almost like of before.
02:28:59 If she knows, like to grab the bags and
02:29:02 forget the sexual act, the whole overstepping bounds
02:29:05 and all that stuff, it's damned dangerous
02:29:07 if you don't know what you're doing around there.
02:29:09 I would not appreciate that, if anything.
02:29:11 Well, yeah,
02:29:13 there Are some women that may want
02:29:15 to include themselves on
02:29:19 another couple and they take that you think that was flirty?
02:29:24 That was a very, very, very, very, very first step.
02:29:28 Grooming to see what the reaction would be.
02:29:31 Right.
02:29:31 I want to fuck you both like, yeah, if you like.
02:29:34 If you if you pull out a shotgun, if I pull up
02:29:36 a zipper, chances are we're not going to have a three way later.
02:29:40 But if
02:29:41 you're like, hey, and then they start joking about it,
02:29:45 or you can do that whole, I've never done it.
02:29:47 But I especially, I think we even talked about it
02:29:50 where somebody would come in hot and as soon as you were
02:29:53 your rejected, you're like, Oh, I was just joking.
02:29:56 Clearly, I wouldn't want to do that in the workplace or
02:30:01 fill in the blank or something embarrassing
02:30:04 or something embarrassing.
02:30:08 I'm not filling in the blank.
02:30:10 I thought you were going to.
02:30:11 Nope.
02:30:12 Lube my I definitely feel
02:30:18 lately I've definitely fill in the blank
02:30:21 and that's up here and it's very fucking blank.
02:30:23 I've never shot blanks.
02:30:25 I mean, they say that that that almost
02:30:27 never happens, but appears blank.
02:30:31 It all starts up there.
02:30:32 You got it. You got to shoot
02:30:35 and then you shoot.
02:30:37 Without this.
02:30:40 Without this, you don't exist.
02:30:42 There is no.
02:30:43 There is no after this.
02:30:45 What is that? That gray hair.
02:30:47 Yeah, that's it.
02:30:49 Look like a volts. Fine.
02:30:51 But it's just the reflection of the gray.
02:30:53 This little section right here.
02:30:55 I'll take gray hair over. No hair.
02:30:57 Oh, it looks like.
02:30:58 It looks like.
02:30:58 I'm balding, but no, it's just sitting.
02:31:01 Yeah, no, it's just the gray.
02:31:05 Yeah, Gray hair comes from drinking.
02:31:07 From what I understand,
02:31:09 the really doesn't.
02:31:11 It's genetics.
02:31:12 Everything's genetics.
02:31:14 Genetics don't exist.
02:31:17 Not at all.
02:31:20 I mean, there's genes, but genetics are passed down like we.
02:31:24 You got to keep your genes in your genes.
02:31:26 What we you do earlier, that is a good way to end.
02:31:30 It is just a condensed show.
02:31:32 Yeah, I think so.
02:31:33 Because I got nothing.
02:31:35 I got nothing either.
02:31:37 And I feel like I could just paint.
02:31:40 I want to try and
02:31:40 fix the stuff and then it's going to crash everything.
02:31:44 So no, I'll do this and then I'll fix the Yes.
02:31:47 No, no. Yeah.
02:31:48 It's above, so below.
02:31:52 Yes, you do.
02:31:53 Do do do do do do do.
02:31:55 No. I'm going to fix the smoke first, see if it crashes.
02:31:58 Then we can do a test samples.
02:32:00 Even a shorter show is like it's.
02:32:03 Damn, that's quick.
02:32:05 That was a quick show filter.
02:32:07 I got to put out your monitor for you.
02:32:10 This is you.
02:32:12 It shouldn't be a problem.
02:32:15 And then an audio monitor for me
02:32:18 so I can hear it
02:32:21 on your monitor for me,
02:32:25 what I usually work crashes.
02:32:30 You still there?
02:32:31 Yeah. Okay, I'm here.
02:32:32 Can you hear my last rumbling? It's the microphone.
02:32:35 I don't think I can.
02:32:38 I can.
02:32:39 I can feel it.
02:32:41 I can feel it.
02:32:42 I can kind of hear like. Yes, No.
02:32:45 Yes. There it is.
02:32:49 I don't know.
02:32:51 Can you repeat the question?
02:32:54 That's literally all I did.
02:32:56 It's literally all I did for the show this week.
02:32:59 Yeah. No,
02:33:03 Gary asked for it.
02:33:05 I didn't understand it.
02:33:07 Gary.
02:33:07 To make it he. Yes.
02:33:09 No bumper. We actually called it a segment maker.
02:33:11 Yes. No.
02:33:12 For four jurors.
02:33:13 Yes. No segment.
02:33:15 I didn't know what he meant until last show.
02:33:17 Then we said yes.
02:33:19 No. Yes. No.
02:33:21 Yes. No. Maybe.
02:33:23 Yeah.
02:33:24 Kind of on the Yeah.
02:33:26 Or somehow.
02:33:27 Yeah.
02:33:28 No, it's more conceptual as a bumper for challenging Gary
02:33:34 and the afterlife theory or God theory.
02:33:37 But I haven't come up with anything that is could
02:33:41 encompass that idea in a bumper.
02:33:44 It's way too dynamic to anybody who's seen this show more than once knows.
02:33:49 And all I have to do is this
02:33:53 okay?
02:33:53 Yeah. Who
02:33:55 is next?
02:33:57 I will let it play out.
02:33:58 Second gorges of
02:34:03 like that last note.
02:34:04 I never played it that far before.
02:34:08 I think you said.
02:34:08 Yeah. No, even again after.
02:34:09 I didn't hear it the first time, but you said it a second time, so.
02:34:13 No. Yeah, maybe.
02:34:17 I don't know.
02:34:19 Can you repeat the question?
02:34:26 Yeah.
02:34:27 No, finish him
02:34:30 pretty much as above.
02:34:32 So below You.
02:34:42 This is Brady Show Brady.
02:34:46 And then the money
02:34:51 So those Brady and draw show were doing it
02:34:55 but they were going to make it make our dreams come true Brady and John
02:35:00 show it's Brady and draw in special now Brady draw.