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Yes. Yes.
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Time is now 10 p.m..
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Do you know where your peeps are?
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That's a shout out to the marshmallow candy for Easter.
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Hi, I'm Gary.
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Welcome to Fladge Rants Live.
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I've got a social experiment for you to try.
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Now, the next few people you meet.
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Try to treat them as they were.
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As if they were close.
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Personal friends of yours.
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A valued friend.
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And, see how that goes for you.
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Worst case scenario, you give someone undue respect.
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Best case scenario, you might make a new friend.
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Just something to try out.
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This is,
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lead up to our flash drive again.
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Where we cover Saint Patrick's Day and Easter and spring and everything.
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That's wonderful and cool and and budding and new and fresh and,
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and, we're just
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coming off our our garments, our apparel series.
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And I really wanted to go off about shoes, but,
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I came to my senses as the.
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That's just not a good idea.
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Women show
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people are much more interesting.
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Now, this is normally the point
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at which I would get anti-Semitic, but I'm not anti-Semitic.
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I'm. I'm most mostly Jewish myself.
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I'm. I'm thinking about, getting re circumcised
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just to be on the safe side, but, I read the Pentateuch.
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But, I don't think that's what the they call it in Hebrew,
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but it's the first five gospels of the,
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books of the Bible.
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The problem I have
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with the authorship of the Pentateuch is the same issue
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I have with the authorship of the epic of Gilgamesh.
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Love both stories. They're great,
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but they both include the
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deaths of their respective authors.
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So how did the how did those particular authors
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write the story, including their own deaths?
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That that doesn't fit together.
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But there are some very interesting stories that lead us to,
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written by by talented people.
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But people are incredible here.
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Let's get into this.
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I think people were
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genetically engineered by aliens.
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There, I said it.
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I have reasons to believe this,
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and I'll try to make my case.
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The, Children of God
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from the Bible and, Gilgamesh himself,
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pictured holding a lion and the head, like, now that's a huge man.
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The Bible says there were giants in those days.
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And also after.
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Which is a weird way to say anything,
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but these, children of God.
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These were giants.
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And we, have their genetics.
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We have partially them.
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The Elohim created us in their image.
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According to Genesis.
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And so they don't look like us.
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We look like now.
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I think they're still running this place.
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They gave us a leg up, for sure, with government and money
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and, religious,
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doctrines.
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We've got all these things handed to us.
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So the calendar numbers, language, government, all these things.
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And I think they're still running,
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you know, in the, in the,
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the running our world.
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And I don't think this is cause for alarm.
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They always had their.
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And that's that's where I was going to go with
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the anti Semitic part was a small fraction
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of the population,
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ruling over the rest of us.
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You can look at the numbers, the, the Jewish owned media outlets are pretty.
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Ridiculous.
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But, we don't need to get into that.
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My, my Jewish joke was,
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distasteful. Anyway.
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How many Jews can you fit into my car?
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All of them in the ashtray.
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See, that's not funny.
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It's.
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It's still too soon after the Holocaust to say that.
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Allegedly. Allegedly.
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That's ignoring.
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But I do want to get to the point of,
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the meaning of life.
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How's how's that for basic and simple?
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I have been searching for the meaning of life
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for my entire existence,
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and I keep coming back
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across the relationships we forge.
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If you can make the world a better place for one person at one moment,
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I think that's doing something meaningful.
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Also, there is no afterlife.
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I've no I've got a distinguished, panel
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and my distinguished panelists before we bring them up.
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I've been
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arguing with them for for months now,
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and it's kind of like beating up a crippled kid.
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So I'm going to give them
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their best argument against me.
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They they actually included it in The Brady and George Show last week.
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Started with it.
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But, they didn't give the name of the, the, the thing.
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It's called the Dunning-Kruger effect.
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Basically the Dunning-Kruger effect
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says people who don't know
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claim more confidence than they should.
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And the more you learn, the less confidence you show.
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And I found that to be true as I, the more I learn about anything,
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the more I realize I don't know about that subject,
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but my argument against this is
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you can be confident about certain things.
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Where's our, panel of distinguished panelists?
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Because there are the Freddy Krueger complex.
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There was that.
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The Dunning-Kruger effect is basically,
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that up on the screen.
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Eventually the Dunning-Kruger effect is,
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is what you can throw back in my face.
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That wouldn't, since your claim is you don't know
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you're agnostic.
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Wait, wait, what?
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I don't know, I'm agnostic.
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You don't know you're agnostic.
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I don't I don't think that's what I said, but.
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Okay.
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Also, I do have, I'll withdraw to me.
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I said at one point, like the first, first one I got wrong.
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And, you've got the the clip.
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You can just play it, was,
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I was wrong, I apologize.
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That was from, the Historicity of Jesus of Nazareth.
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This one.
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I was wrong.
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And, Yeah, I'll tell you what I did, said.
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I claimed that there was no evolutionary reason for us to be smart.
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Human beings don't need to be as smart as we are.
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And I have figured out why we actually do need these big brains of ours.
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It is
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to navigate the social,
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structure of society.
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It it.
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I don't think they had to develop until we develop
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larger and larger civilizations.
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If you've got a group of couple
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dozen people, you can pretty easily keep them straight.
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But as you introduce more and more people into your,
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Rhombus of Friends tribe.
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Yeah. You have to.
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You know, that person doesn't get along with that person.
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And that brings us right back to
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when I started the show with with Social Experiment.
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It is so much work to try to be mean to this person
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because you're holding a grudge against them,
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standing right next to this person who you're all smiley and happy with.
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Hey, how about you just treat everybody with kindness?
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What do you guys think?
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That's a that's
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a that's a tall, tall request.
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No, it requires less effort than trying to. So.
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All right.
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It's a great stem from my whole day.
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So one example I used not 20 minutes ago is when I see
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somebody playing in the middle of a freeway
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and I come and I say, you need to get out of the freeway.
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You're stupid. And they go.
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You called me. Stupid.
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You're mean. And then before you know it,
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now am I mean, or am I more sensible?
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And is it more mean for me to let them play in the freeway than it is to.
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Them. For being dumb?
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Oh, yes.
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Yes, it's important to keep in mind.
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I'm telling you to treat strangers as a friend.
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Keep in mind I am very mean to my friends
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and it is under the guise of trying to improve them.
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Kindness can get in the way of necessity.
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Oh, right, right.
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Oh, I'm not saying be kind. I'm saying.
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I'm saying
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like you say stuff to your friends that you probably shouldn't say to a stranger.
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This could really backfire on me.
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Yeah, I don't distinguish my friends, or so you.
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So you're saying that you're two faced.
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You act different around your friends than you do with strangers? Yes.
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Yeah, I act the same.
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Everything out you go,
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I do.
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I do, I, I think I'm kind and generous.
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Like I'd help people.
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I just help the person jump their car that stalled in front of my house.
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I didn't have to, but I did color.
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Kind of dumb for stopping where she did. And.
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But I still helped her like I didn't. One thing is not exclusive for the other.
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You can be.
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I think I thought I was more kind for being direct.
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I don't like when somebody's patronizing me and says, oh, you,
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you're doing such a good job and I'm completely not complete, you know?
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Absolutely not. Obviously. No.
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Is that is that kind?
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I think the only reason you help jump the car is because you didn't want her car
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sitting out front of your house, for it was. It was. Fine.
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All right. I'll be honest here.
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Disclosure it was a Saturn and I was trying to buy it.
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What the fuck?
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Yeah.
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It's like, oh, I want to go buy her.
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Yeah, I was yeah, I went out there.
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I was like, I bet I can make her an offer on this car.
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Clearly there's, you know, something wrong with it,
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but it was just the alternator belt, so I couldn't even get it started.
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Yeah.
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That's why you're not my auto mechanic.
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I don't have I don't have an alternator belt.
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If she would go out, she would have provided me the belt.
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I could have, but I wasn't willing to do that.
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I told my wife, I'm like, see, the problem with helping people now?
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I'm stuck helping people.
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Like, I thought I was just going to go do a
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quick little thing and jump her car for her.
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And she's like, yeah, I already jumped it at Walmart.
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I'm like ten.
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And I was about to say, you should have went right to the mechanic.
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She's like, And I'm on my way to the to the car place.
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I really thought it was jump in her car driving around doing her errands.
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And at that point I thought.
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Kind of joking.
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Right, so you can't help stupid.
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I did start the show by calling you a stupid idiot
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that I would help you guys with your side of the argument.
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So here's the Dunning-Kruger effect.
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Yes, Freddy Krueger effect.
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Can I play the Freddy Krueger effect movie?
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Let's see if we can get to.
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Who cares.
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1995 like Arthur Wheeler robbed a bank with his face glazed with lemon juice.
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Believing the juice.
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Glazed.
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Face, invisible surveillance cameras, he thought.
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He was wearing a hockey.
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Mask. Works as an. Wait, why not covered?
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Why did she say glazed with lemon juice and made a total sexual vivid reference
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to me? For some reason.
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The. Glaze doesn't.
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A glaze have to be kind of a thick consistency?
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Well, it's clearly, I guess she made it clear.
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Oh, how did he make it thicker? Dispose.
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Oh, now we reacted.
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YouTube. So fuck off.
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Invisible ink on that piece of paper.
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Please.
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Did the security get it?
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He thought his face was rock news.
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And just after midnight Arthur was arrested.
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Incredulously he said.
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But I wore the tooth.
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I had no idea this was going to be about June.
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Right?
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The Freddy Krueger facts about Jews.
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See, now, there's definitely an energy that's guiding us.
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Because this is more than kismet.
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Right? Yeah, this is more than kid smart.
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Guy's got Jews all over his face.
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Baffled by this reason.
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Oh, and for the record.
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Play the goddamn play the goddamn.
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I gotta keep stopping it back.
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I have to go find a new jabber.
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And he's the one that said that we are as stupid as this person, just so you know.
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So this is the references.
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We suffer from the Dunning-Kruger effect
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because we think we may not know everything in the world.
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Think David Dunning and Justin Krueger.
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Do you psychologists studied Mr.
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Wheeler and others like him.
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They came to the conclusion that people with lower ability at a task
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tend to paradoxically overestimate themselves.
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This cognitive bias was known as the Dunning-Kruger effect.
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Let's look at this graphically.
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That's this clear.
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But it sounds stupid because anybody who anybody who underachieved is going
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to overestimate as long as we have an average of what what the goal was,
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right.
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If we all say we're going to jump six feet
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and I can only jump four feet, but I think I'm going to win.
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I'm going to lie to myself until I hit the bar,
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I can jump, I can jump six feet, I can jump six feet.
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Because I have to say that
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we're in a plane and my little kids say, is everything okay?
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You know, because when it gets all bumpy and shit
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and I'm like, yeah, of course everything's okay.
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But in the back of my mind I'm like, you know, till it's not okay.
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And then I'll give you a different answer.
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So I don't, I don't like this Dunning-Kruger
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just by under.
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So he just said, if you underperform you overestimate.
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Correct.
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And you're saying that's with all knowledge.
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So if you're stupid, you're going to think you're smarter than you are.
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If you can't jump high, you're going to think you can jump
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higher than you can.
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I've I've really only used it for cognitive thinking.
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So you have to do that because the jumping is obvious.
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You can see that you can't jump that high.
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So it's harder to argue.
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By plotting one's confidence in your ability against one's
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actual knowledge in a field.
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As we learn something new, we are often highly confident
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because we know so hard to know a tiny bit.
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We think we know at all.
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Those who stop learning here maintain a false sense of mastery.
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Wait a. Minute.
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False sense of mastery.
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That's where Gary's at. He's right.
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He's done questioning.
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He knows everything, and he thinks he's a master
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to continually.
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I always think back to you and often lose motivation.
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And I did learn something about stopping and starting the video.
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There was this one guy that said,
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I don't have anything to say here, but I'm going to play this.
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And he played like this beep boop sound
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just to interrupt the video so that YouTube's algorithm didn't think
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because this
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you only allowed so many seconds to playing it straight
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and then they don't think it's like a reaction or a comedian, they.
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Have to start playing again.
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Transformative video.
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Yeah, I'm. Not playing gaily.
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You should play it however you are.
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Don't be somebody you're not.
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Okay.
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Oh, people.
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People. It's always obvious.
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So I pretty much understand the Dunning-Kruger effect.
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Do we need to keep watching this cartoon? Oh.
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No, you're a master of the Dunning-Kruger effect.
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Yeah, I obviously know everything about it, so I don't need to watch it.
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Right.
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Wait for a public debate.
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Hold on.
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The notes.
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In other words,
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if a simpleton, a good student and a wise teacher were to have a public.
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Okay, so which ones are we?
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You guys? The obvious,
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I think.
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I think the Garry thinks I'm the simpleton. Yes,
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you guessed correctly.
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This isn't an a wise teacher.
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If a simpleton, a good student and a wise teacher were to have a public debate.
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Well, the wise teacher in the scenario.
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Yeah, but they they call that main character syndrome
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aid. Yeah. This is how things. I don't.
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Have a star of my own little show in my little.
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Bit, but it's very good.
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And you should be voices his opinions or trying to talk out of that.
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The NPCs and somebody. Else is like, but doesn't.
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You know, where they want to.
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Do you know who they want us to be?
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An NPC's part of life?
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Theirs.
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You know what they should call their main character syndrome?
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Realize it because you you're idiots.
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She keeps quiet.
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The teacher is confident but couldn't stands how complex things
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really are, hence voicing his opinions with reservations.
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In the end, the simpleton wins the popular vote
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because he is so confident about being right and people tend to trust certainty.
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Yeah.
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Research from North America, Europe and Japan suggest that culture plays
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a big role from assessments of one's own ability to drive.
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We know that 93% of Americans.
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Think weight culture has something to do with the ability to drive.
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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So it looks like there's a, a an Asian, European, Europe.
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European.
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What are they called? European.
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That sounds wrong words. I mean.
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If I told you the two types of people that shouldn't be allowed to drive.
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Yeah, if you want to tell us again.
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Women and minorities,
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any specific.
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No. Just because you're in the minority doesn't mean you're wrong.
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Doesn't mean you're right either.
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No, it doesn't make you anything.
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To make you anything except minor.
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Yeah.
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Which some people call that special.
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Have you heard from draw today?
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I'm right here.
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Oh, I draw,
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it's like you're here.
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I don't always get it.
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I don't always get direct access to a balcony I can smoke weed on.
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So I'm, like, a little more dialed back.
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Oh. Okay.
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Oh, well, we're on Earth and we draw San Diego.
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And we just look at where I'm
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not kidding.
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It's legal here to.
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Oh. Oh, that was the hint.
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Well, that's one hint. Are we.
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Are we in segment.
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Or are we talking to. Us.
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Oh I'm so
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0I0 can we go for us.
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Oh I don't know.
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I don't think we can do this on YouTube.
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Oh probably not.
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We have to do that again.
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Really.
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There's nobody's going to see the YouTube portion. Video.
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Well, no, we need to,
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bust out some deer flags on the YouTube side
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that are we're going to do our cars.
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My time frame, the monologue should be ending right about now.
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So whatever.
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Yes. Right. I know I.
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Just looked at the time and I'm like, what the hell am.
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I? Fast forward, I did the CliffsNotes version.
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I ride roughshod over the whole thing.
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Look. Look at how much I skipped around.
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I wrote my post.
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I wrote my first 15 minute stand up routine, and I practiced it
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a million times and ended up being like four minutes. Yes.
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I wrote I wrote 20 minutes of material and I ripped it off in about eight minutes.
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Just now
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I've gone on and on about the epic Gilgamesh.
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That's it's freaking for. I was
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planning on that.
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Gilgamesh. One step at a time.
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Okay, there's Gilgamesh.
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Got a good.
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Yeah.
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Can you show the lion in a headlock
00:20:48
now? I don't think Gilgamesh was a real person, but,
00:20:52
I mean, the authorship, it's clear
00:20:55
that since since Gilgamesh dies in the epic of Gilgamesh,
00:20:59
that he didn't write at least that part of it.
00:21:01
He was he is given the, the writing credit.
00:21:06
And, first of all, I don't I don't know if he actually existed.
00:21:11
Probably not.
00:21:12
Sounds like it sounds like.
00:21:15
I said, a lion and not a cat compared
00:21:17
to that, a man like he's a giant and that's a lion.
00:21:20
Or it's a regular sized man and a cat.
00:21:23
It's a lion.
00:21:24
I mean, Maine Coon cats are pretty big.
00:21:26
Is it a lion?
00:21:28
We both know.
00:21:30
He was known for fighting large predatory.
00:21:34
Animals.
00:21:35
I don't know what he's doing.
00:21:36
Not that large of a space. Hogs
00:21:40
Taurus compared to the size of him.
00:21:43
That's a kind of a medium size.
00:21:45
The small animal, like a cat.
00:21:49
He was just the biggest and strongest, human.
00:21:53
But there have been two dozen species of human.
00:21:56
What's what's the.
00:21:58
We just want the Homo sapiens sapiens.
00:22:00
We just one out.
00:22:03
Our ancestors and our cousins all died off,
00:22:07
I think. Sure. We're.
00:22:08
Are we sure some of them live in the North.
00:22:10
We just a meld.
00:22:12
Our genetics are so close,
00:22:14
we can mate with all of the other human beings on the planet.
00:22:19
And we could not mate with Neanderthal.
00:22:22
I mean, we may just try to mate.
00:22:26
Oh, you could try
00:22:27
to mate with draw if you wanted to.
00:22:30
I think you guys might have mentioned the whole,
00:22:32
like, weird shit with the with the mule.
00:22:34
Was it the mule?
00:22:36
Yeah, yeah. Donkey cross the donkey.
00:22:38
The horse.
00:22:38
It wanted sterile, but it does come out as a creature.
00:22:43
Yeah.
00:22:44
And it's like very unique too.
00:22:47
Yes, it's it's quite different.
00:22:48
And do you ever wake up every morning and shave this whole body?
00:22:52
And he's really Bigfoot, right? Yes.
00:22:54
I have thought that. You ever seen.
00:22:57
We are all over the place here.
00:23:00
They're. They're all people.
00:23:02
People? Oh, yeah. Yeah.
00:23:03
I mean, anybody you want to do, it is going to be a person.
00:23:06
All right, I can, but what about missing persons of reports?
00:23:09
Should we have called this person's.
00:23:12
I don't like persons.
00:23:13
Persons is too legal I like people.
00:23:16
Yeah. Yeah.
00:23:17
It doesn't sound like legally.
00:23:19
People is way more gender neutral. I think.
00:23:22
Person in persons. Right.
00:23:23
It's a they're plural one. I don't.
00:23:26
Oh I was it was fine.
00:23:28
I'm talking about women.
00:23:30
They go minorities missing people that we were.
00:23:34
By the way.
00:23:35
Speaking of minorities.
00:23:39
Oh, no, dear minorities pledge.
00:23:44
I don't know. Dear pledge.
00:23:46
You know the story, friend.
00:23:47
Minority friend.
00:23:49
You know they don't have a father to ask for advice.
00:23:52
Oh, the one the one guy by the Washington Post.
00:23:55
They make you want to pay for it.
00:23:57
So we only have two tier flags currently, but.
00:23:59
Okay.
00:24:02
Dear fladge,
00:24:03
my friend often complains that she and her husband
00:24:06
don't have any other friends and she doesn't know why.
00:24:10
I don't know why, but I'm not sure I should say anything.
00:24:13
Her husband is nice, but he's a long winded talker
00:24:17
who takes over every conversation bragging about himself and the people he knows.
00:24:21
I believe he does this to impress people, but it actually repels them.
00:24:26
He does this every time, and I have witnessed guys
00:24:28
walk away and keep their distance from him.
00:24:31
This includes my husband.
00:24:33
She wants my husband to get closer with him,
00:24:35
but my husband can't stay in them because of this.
00:24:38
Should I be honest and tell her what the deal is?
00:24:41
I don't want to hurt her feelings.
00:24:42
Or must I keep pretending I don't know signed?
00:24:45
Who knows?
00:24:47
Signed knows why in new Jersey.
00:24:50
Oh thank you.
00:24:51
Knows why? Yes.
00:24:54
We all know why he is not even likable.
00:24:58
And it's the same reason I face the same struggles.
00:25:03
It it.
00:25:07
He doesn't know this is a crime, but,
00:25:12
you do owe it to your friend to tell her at least.
00:25:17
I mean, he's not going to change even if you tell him.
00:25:19
I know those two people I've known.
00:25:21
I've been the guy to avoid those types of people.
00:25:24
One of them was named Todd.
00:25:27
Some time we'd be talking and work.
00:25:30
There'd be, you know, two of us. Three of us, whatever.
00:25:32
And Todd would roll up and we'd be all talking about something and, you know,
00:25:36
time would roll up, make it all about him.
00:25:38
Todd's home court, not letting anybody else say anything.
00:25:41
And so, especially if there's two people,
00:25:44
one person just peels off, and you've got to be the person
00:25:47
to peel off before the other person does, because then you leave the other person
00:25:50
with Todd, and then Todd just turns and just talk straight to that person.
00:25:53
Doesn't doesn't really know why.
00:25:55
But yeah, it was it was a fun game to play.
00:25:56
And then you got an idea to the other guy, I'm like,
00:25:59
you fucker, you fucking left me with Todd earlier.
00:26:01
He goes, dude, I had to. I was like, I wasn't gonna sit around for that shit.
00:26:04
No. Yeah, but then I had to fucking hear it
00:26:07
all in.
00:26:07
Todd five eight, six three rats. Three.
00:26:10
We need to hear from you.
00:26:12
We got to hear your side.
00:26:14
Somebody call.
00:26:16
Help me.
00:26:16
I'm Todd.
00:26:17
This my Seinfeld reference? Help me.
00:26:18
I've been talking to Todd too long.
00:26:20
Are you rubbing your stomach to.
00:26:22
Nope. You just got to pat your head when you want.
00:26:24
Get out of conversation. Seinfeld episode.
00:26:27
Oh, okay.
00:26:28
That's a very obscure one. After 42.
00:26:31
I've not.
00:26:32
I've made very careful to not try and reuse the same one, and I'm running out of
00:26:36
I actually I'm actually looking them up now, trying to be prepared.
00:26:41
Simple. I am preparing for the show.
00:26:44
Okay.
00:26:44
The situation got to a point where where if Todd was approaching me
00:26:48
in another person talking, I'd start talking about
00:26:50
like the most disgusting shit, like fucking children and stuff like that.
00:26:54
And he he'd roll up my kind of shake.
00:26:56
His fucking children are like fucking children.
00:26:59
No fucking children go to. Like,
00:27:03
And he would just kind of roll up and just kind of like,
00:27:06
give me a funny look and then just keep walking.
00:27:08
And I'm just like, fuck yeah. Hell yeah.
00:27:11
And then we go.
00:27:11
Then we go right back to talking about what we were talking about.
00:27:13
Before fucking Todd.
00:27:15
He walking, deer flag.
00:27:17
Oh, yeah.
00:27:19
This one is a good one. I like this one.
00:27:21
This is the best one of the two.
00:27:23
Okay. There.
00:27:24
And as the best friend of mine.
00:27:28
Yeah.
00:27:29
My husband and I have two kids, so there's some nuances to this one,
00:27:33
so pay attention.
00:27:34
My husband and I have two kids.
00:27:36
It's kind of a three year old
00:27:39
who has see-through pale skin and blond curls,
00:27:43
and a four month old with an olive complexion and straight brown hair.
00:27:49
When we when we are out together,
00:27:50
people often ask me if my kids have the same father.
00:27:54
Is this a polite question?
00:27:56
The potential answer could involve sharing intimate details
00:27:59
of my relationship history or our fertility.
00:28:02
No one is entitled to any of these answers in
00:28:05
casual conversation, so why do they ask?
00:28:08
Does that there?
00:28:09
This happens so often that our preschooler has started to wonder aloud
00:28:14
who her brother belongs to, if not her daddy.
00:28:17
It makes me crazy.
00:28:18
I have plenty of answers lined up for the impatient, impertinent question,
00:28:23
but how do I keep people from asking in the first place?
00:28:26
Signed mom of beauties in Puerto Rico.
00:28:32
Oh, okay, mama beauties.
00:28:34
Holy crap.
00:28:35
Okay, well, you did this to yourself because those are not those.
00:28:39
They do not share a father.
00:28:41
And you know darn well they do not share a father.
00:28:44
And you are going to continue getting those questions because it's obvious.
00:28:48
That's stupid.
00:28:53
I know that's those are right answer that I get it.
00:28:57
Ding. Ding ding ding.
00:29:00
Yeah. It's obvious.
00:29:01
It's so clear. Yeah. No, it's. Funny.
00:29:04
Yeah.
00:29:05
It's like she's beating around the bush. She doesn't even want to see you.
00:29:07
Doesn't want to mention it in the fucking thing here.
00:29:09
She like just skirts around it and it's like.
00:29:11
So are, Yeah.
00:29:13
You smart adopted or was it a previous married previous relationship to.
00:29:19
Sounds like somebody cheated on somebody and, well.
00:29:21
Do they look different or are they a different color?
00:29:23
I missed the beginning.
00:29:24
I one it looks different in that they have a different.
00:29:27
Color and I've never seen that before.
00:29:30
See through pale skin.
00:29:31
See like so pale.
00:29:34
Is heart and lungs.
00:29:36
And the daily.
00:29:37
No, no, they're the veins and stuff. I would want to.
00:29:40
I would want to see grandparents before I made an overall judgment.
00:29:43
So a three year old who has see through pale skin and blond curls
00:29:47
and a four month old with an olive complexion and straight brown hair.
00:29:50
So I wonder what her husband looks like.
00:29:52
Yeah, that's. Yeah.
00:29:54
That will answer.
00:29:54
That will answer the question.
00:29:56
My kids, my kids.
00:29:58
And I can answer the question.
00:29:59
He's got curly blond hair and he got cheated on about three years ago.
00:30:06
Does he know or.
00:30:08
Yes, he knows every time he.
00:30:11
Does why she gets mad.
00:30:12
But everyone keeps asking. She's like, shut. The fuck up.
00:30:14
Yeah, the chocolate babies.
00:30:16
Clear things very obvious.
00:30:18
There's a turtle spill a repeat.
00:30:21
We have a turd in the punchbowl.
00:30:25
That's what she's saying.
00:30:27
Yeah.
00:30:28
Roll a clip three.
00:30:30
I can't, we're on YouTube.
00:30:33
No, we can go to, We can.
00:30:36
Graveyard segment.
00:30:38
Kind of want to get in for the graveyard segment, but.
00:30:43
We got to do comments to comments reactions.
00:30:46
Yeah. The great.
00:30:47
Is that going to be on YouTube or is I going to be.
00:30:48
Yeah, because the comments are all on YouTube.
00:30:51
So we should.
00:30:51
Oh yeah that's a good point. Yeah. Do it on YouTube.
00:30:53
Yeah. Let's address these sons of bitches.
00:30:55
Let's address these. I got no problems with comments.
00:30:59
You go in the comments right now.
00:31:01
Yeah.
00:31:02
I have no,
00:31:04
comments either.
00:31:05
Comments are graveyard and graveyard ties into, where in the world is German?
00:31:10
Where in the world really?
00:31:12
It's kind of hard to tell with your blinds are shut.
00:31:15
Are those even blinds, or is that a no, that's not blinds.
00:31:17
That's your reflection of the window. Yeah, the blinds are.
00:31:19
Well, I was looking.
00:31:22
Backwards. Wow. That was tripping out.
00:31:24
I got a free upgrade cuz I'm special
00:31:28
somebody I in a balcony.
00:31:29
Nothing is free in life.
00:31:30
Somebody paid for your upgrade.
00:31:32
So nobody did. Wait.
00:31:33
Oh yeah.
00:31:33
Somebody. Gary going to the actual graveyard.
00:31:36
Oh, he's going to the actual. Graveyard
00:31:39
is he not. He's doing.
00:31:40
No, no, he's going to the garbage can.
00:31:43
What is that, your septic tank.
00:31:45
Primitive septic.
00:31:46
Tank. What is it?
00:31:48
Compost leaf.
00:31:49
Tunnel.
00:31:51
What the fuck was that?
00:31:53
The dog just bark or somebody's stomach going off?
00:31:56
I haven't, I haven't I'm not excited.
00:31:59
Of course you. Haven't.
00:32:00
I ain't no, he was.
00:32:04
Yeah.
00:32:04
Sometimes on purpose.
00:32:06
You've got streams coming out of the fucking hole.
00:32:09
In the background.
00:32:10
You got a sofa plate going.
00:32:13
Where are you going, Gary?
00:32:16
Graveyard.
00:32:18
Well shit. That one.
00:32:19
All right.
00:32:29
Just because you had a, connected, traveling
00:32:33
graveyard, he'll go to the graveyard just out of spite and fuck you.
00:32:37
I know, but it's.
00:32:38
My graveyard is going to trump any fucking thing he finds out there.
00:32:42
That's all right.
00:32:44
I mean, my date, my date.
00:32:47
And by just, people.
00:32:50
Should we show it? I'm making my dog bark.
00:32:53
No, I mean, I don't want to interrupt.
00:32:55
We walked all the way over here. Which dog?
00:32:57
Well, that was you got to keep it on there for a second and we can't see shit.
00:33:01
Yeah, your iPhone stabilization.
00:33:04
I had to play that video again.
00:33:05
Your iPhone stabilization in the beginning was making me, a little quick.
00:33:09
Doesn't have an iPhone. That's the problem. No, and I feel fine.
00:33:14
Yours was kind of doing this weird, bro.
00:33:16
Like, trying to keep it stable.
00:33:17
But when you were moving, going back and forth,
00:33:21
it was like.
00:33:22
But that's me.
00:33:22
And I don't want to spoil on the other graveyard.
00:33:26
Oh, really?
00:33:27
You can notice, I don't know.
00:33:28
Oh fuck off, I know. So.
00:33:30
So this is new.
00:33:31
It looks like you were moving through jello
00:33:32
because the corrections always trying to stabilize and make it, you know.
00:33:36
So if you're moving a little bit it doesn't even tell.
00:33:38
But as you're walking through the graveyard, it's like going.
00:33:40
Well, I'm also holding the gun to my body
00:33:42
because I don't want to look like a fucking homo, like filming.
00:33:44
So you mean.
00:33:45
You know what I mean? I'm like, oh my God.
00:33:48
There's no. I'm like holding it like here.
00:33:49
The same as graveyard. I think it's okay.
00:33:52
You looked like a tourist anyway.
00:33:54
Well, there was barely anybody in there too, so it was definitely too early.
00:33:58
Anybody alive?
00:33:58
There's lots of people in there.
00:34:00
Yeah, which is really weird because all the graveyard gravestones are all.
00:34:03
A lot of them are fucked up. Can't even read them.
00:34:07
Well, all the graveyards around here
00:34:08
getting in trouble for not putting people where it says they just like.
00:34:11
And, you know, I mean, if you were going.
00:34:13
To pick them up and move them and nobody knows.
00:34:15
But they don't, they leave them and they move the gravestones
00:34:18
and they do it over and over again.
00:34:19
So the by the time if somebody actually does need to check
00:34:21
or find something like, wait a minute and then they start
00:34:23
checking and auditing everyone, and there's not even people under the grave.
00:34:27
I think they just throw in a big bin,
00:34:29
you see, you see your loved one lower man and be like,
00:34:31
all right, now throw dirt on it. We're not leaving till you do.
00:34:33
Because I think they lift a mountain.
00:34:36
But that's I.
00:34:36
Thought maybe I'm crazy, but a.
00:34:39
Bunch of places actually trouble.
00:34:41
Yeah.
00:34:41
I thought potentially they've taken, they've dug them up and then, cremated,
00:34:45
cremated them and then spread them about and then resold the plots.
00:34:50
Yeah, I guess we we determined on that one show that it all depends
00:34:53
on whatever your agreement says. There's no rules about it at all.
00:34:55
Whatever the place agrees to when you've got them.
00:34:58
Yeah, there's a time frame.
00:35:00
I checked mine.
00:35:01
I think it's like 25 years.
00:35:04
Okay. So I get I mean.
00:35:06
Oh, but it. Doesn't seem long enough.
00:35:08
Actually not mine.
00:35:08
My family members. I'm not going in it.
00:35:11
I should have one. I don't have one.
00:35:14
You're like, yeah, I don't like the idea of sitting in embalming fluid and rotting.
00:35:18
So I mean, the only purpose is if you absolutely believe in the rapture,
00:35:22
I guess you need a body to go up when it comes back to life and gets reanimated.
00:35:25
That's going to be a fun day. Anybody believes in that?
00:35:28
I mean, your body's still creating different gases and stuff.
00:35:31
So even if you are like sitting in a mausoleum
00:35:33
and you're rotting, rather than being in the ground
00:35:35
and being part of Earth again, there is still some form of afterlife.
00:35:40
Well agreed, but that.
00:35:42
Was a form of after.
00:35:43
Those gases, there's some form of after existence.
00:35:46
Those gases and stuff could be harmful.
00:35:48
That's why I'm thinking more toward cremation.
00:35:51
Let's just get the toxins over with in one fell swoop.
00:35:53
Poof. You're done.
00:35:56
I'm sure there's air.
00:35:57
The carcinogens are way better than the.
00:35:59
And they when they go on a bust.
00:36:01
Anyone who's been through cremation.
00:36:02
But typically they cremate
00:36:04
5 to 10 bodies at a time and then just take a percentage of scoop to give back.
00:36:09
Not exactly.
00:36:10
It depends on what you pay for.
00:36:11
But, dude, that I used to work with, you used to do that when he was younger,
00:36:16
and he said it was really, really fucked up.
00:36:17
And he said that the, the way. He's turned people are used to work.
00:36:20
Yeah. No, I used to work at a crematorium.
00:36:22
That's what it was.
00:36:23
Oh, that's.
00:36:24
And he said that the larger people would like,
00:36:27
they'd like sizzle longer and it smell a lot worse.
00:36:30
No way. Take a lot longer. Yeah it was.
00:36:33
He worked there.
00:36:33
So I have to believe him.
00:36:34
But I always had the impression that it was so hot that it was like instant.
00:36:40
I mean, I'm.
00:36:40
Sure. That's that's a misconception.
00:36:43
I don't know, I just imagined it.
00:36:45
Yeah, but you're talking, like, 3000 degrees.
00:36:48
5000 degrees? Isn't that. Either?
00:36:50
There's still some sizzling, I guess, like a steak.
00:36:52
Steak on a on a hot stone at work. Right.
00:36:56
I wonder, is there any crematory people?
00:36:58
Do they shave them
00:36:59
before they put them in there completely to help the sizzle,
00:37:01
help, you know, diminish the. Sizzle
00:37:04
we're talking about?
00:37:05
Let's talk about live people again.
00:37:07
Sprinkle I.
00:37:09
Thick.
00:37:18
Oh so we have a bonus.
00:37:20
We have a bonus graveyard segment though.
00:37:22
Yeah. But I don't.
00:37:25
Oh there it is. You can turn the volume down.
00:37:26
It really doesn't matter.
00:37:27
You know what
00:37:29
the Arlington.
00:37:32
Oh, wait, we already get your gas.
00:37:35
I got three gases
00:37:36
Washington DC, Arlington and, Gettysburg.
00:37:41
Definitely not Gettysburg.
00:37:43
Well, you know, I don't know why I said that,
00:37:45
but I'll go with either one or the other two.
00:37:47
Virginia.
00:37:48
Did you say West Virginia?
00:37:49
Is that where Arlington is?
00:37:51
Arlington in West Virginia. It sounds right.
00:37:54
Yeah.
00:37:55
He's got that big,
00:37:57
Funny thing, too, is I think I watched the whole video,
00:37:59
so I should probably know, but I don't.
00:38:02
I this is the videos news to me.
00:38:11
Moses George graveyard segments are old.
00:38:14
They're super old.
00:38:15
So I don't know if you can be able to see it,
00:38:17
but some of the wording on these were really weird.
00:38:20
It was like, I can't say I think this one was more about the year.
00:38:23
I think it was like 17.
00:38:26
Yeah.
00:38:26
So it says December 27th, 1778.
00:38:29
70, 1770.
00:38:31
And they said the 85 years old.
00:38:33
55. The bottom.
00:38:37
The one some of the way that the, Name was married.
00:38:40
Devon. Dev. Dev.
00:38:43
Yeah.
00:38:43
He's probably clear on your end.
00:38:47
Yeah.
00:38:47
I can't read that part.
00:38:48
It's clear, but I know it's I know it's got to be clear.
00:38:51
She's a con for.
00:38:53
What's a con for?
00:38:54
Con for you. Can't.
00:38:57
Just con for of,
00:39:00
Fuck.
00:39:00
I don't know.
00:39:03
Wait, what? It moves.
00:39:04
Beautiful graveyard.
00:39:06
Look at these beautiful headstone.
00:39:08
That's where I got.
00:39:09
That's where I got all queasy, like.
00:39:10
Whoa.
00:39:13
Did we?
00:39:14
We whipped by that last one really quickly
00:39:18
because this is.
00:39:19
This is the one that's in the center.
00:39:21
Josiah Franklin and
00:39:24
it doesn't just say his wife.
00:39:26
What in.
00:39:28
Oh, it's probably her name.
00:39:31
Do you can't read that.
00:39:33
I can read it.
00:39:34
The original inscription having been nearly obliterated.
00:39:38
Oh. So it explains.
00:39:41
Oh, yeah.
00:39:41
It got on fucked up.
00:39:42
And then they put, like, a new kind of their.
00:39:44
Youngest son, and I can assume the last name Franklin,
00:39:46
that they're probably talking about Benjamin Franklin's children.
00:39:52
But I'm only assuming that I don't see where it says that.
00:39:54
They had dark skin.
00:39:59
How would that have happened?
00:40:00
That must have been a weird fluke.
00:40:02
Some kind of genetic recessive gene for 10 or 10, ten, 20 generations
00:40:07
could have been fucking slaves to, I suppose.
00:40:10
Oh, yeah. Some of them, allegedly.
00:40:12
And we're we're we're, quote, servants on the
00:40:16
tombstones there.
00:40:19
Think this is we're going on our longest YouTube segment.
00:40:21
I like it, it'll never, ever make it.
00:40:26
Well, so these are all just,
00:40:28
these, like, soldiers did very, significant.
00:40:31
I mean, I know you. Can't even read half of them.
00:40:34
Some of them are sunken in the ground.
00:40:35
I don't know if they just don't want to pull them out and steam them back up.
00:40:40
That would be that money that
00:40:41
the ground used to be at the bottom, and then it just built up.
00:40:47
Because, you know.
00:40:47
Like, I've actually repaired that one.
00:40:49
It was broken and they kind of half ass glued together.
00:40:54
I can only read January 6th.
00:40:56
It doesn't say January 6th.
00:40:58
It was more like just regular old.
00:41:00
That was more or less like just the, beaten up.
00:41:02
These fuckers are.
00:41:05
Yeah, this is funny. What does that say?
00:41:06
What is this I weird?
00:41:07
Here lies the body of somebody.
00:41:10
Gershom fladge.
00:41:13
Here lies the body. Why is that?
00:41:14
Why does it need to say here lies the body?
00:41:17
Because they're very religious.
00:41:18
And they want to be clear. That really.
00:41:19
Friend or family member is not actually here anymore.
00:41:22
The my religion grow up. Okay. Very. Yeah.
00:41:26
But then why are you crying?
00:41:28
She's not here no more.
00:41:30
Why are you crying? Just the body. Yeah.
00:41:32
Why are you cry? She's wasn't.
00:41:36
She's with her papa. No.
00:41:40
You know, for
00:41:40
some reason, my ancestors became very like Pinocchio.
00:41:43
Italian.
00:41:46
Yeah. Wait, it's even worse.
00:41:47
Yeah. Or better? I'm sorry. It's better if you believe what I was saying.
00:41:49
Here lies buried the body of Gershwin.
00:41:52
Fladge.
00:41:53
Who departed this life? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:41:55
See, the.
00:41:56
Way this shit's worded is so weird.
00:41:59
On this.
00:42:03
I think they want to be clear.
00:42:04
These these tombstones are for probably our
00:42:07
our dimension and the ones they believe in.
00:42:09
So they want to be clear,
00:42:11
like some of the old ones will be like Sancta Sancta Sanctus.
00:42:14
Like they didn't.
00:42:14
If they didn't say it three times,
00:42:16
the spirit doesn't hear you or some weird law like that.
00:42:20
This this caught my eye here.
00:42:21
There's, like, these little cats, but this. I'm pretty sure this is gay.
00:42:24
Of course it did.
00:42:25
It just. No, it just says Martin's gay.
00:42:27
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:42:29
Martin Gay's tomb. Martin's gay.
00:42:33
Number six.
00:42:33
Why does it say number?
00:42:34
There's like these these like these casts.
00:42:37
Like, what would you call them?
00:42:38
The little fucking tombs. Like the stone tombs.
00:42:40
The fuck do they call those?
00:42:41
The, same thing as a bank, a vault.
00:42:45
Yeah, sure it is. Oh, wow.
00:42:47
Yeah, I. Saw one of those two.
00:42:48
There was a Martin.
00:42:50
Forget that.
00:42:51
It says Martin Gay's tomb, 1772.
00:42:53
Why does it say number six?
00:42:54
Like it's a brand of Chanel perfume?
00:42:57
Let me look here.
00:42:58
I'll go see it at the top there.
00:43:00
It just says no. Number six.
00:43:03
I don't want to smell like that.
00:43:05
Were there five other?
00:43:09
I know there's a little medallion next to it.
00:43:10
And notice that.
00:43:11
It did say something about the Republican Tea Party or something.
00:43:15
Boston Tea Party.
00:43:17
Oh, so he was the sixth.
00:43:19
He was number six. Italian, six.
00:43:21
Six in charge.
00:43:23
Anyone in the chat?
00:43:24
No. Why?
00:43:25
There's number six next to this Boston Tea party.
00:43:28
I like the way they, gay.
00:43:30
They still actually reveled in protest
00:43:33
back then.
00:43:38
Oh, there we go.
00:43:39
He invented beer, right?
00:43:42
Yeah. See that one?
00:43:42
I didn't even notice
00:43:43
until I left the things, I took I took that video from just outside.
00:43:46
The fucker. That was the greatest looking one.
00:43:48
It looks fake. It's so cool. And that whole thing is a rock.
00:43:50
I thought it was a tree at first, but isn't it?
00:43:51
That's a giant rock.
00:43:54
A tennis boy.
00:43:56
Yeah.
00:43:58
You know what I mean.
00:43:58
No one but me would get that reference when we played that video. A few,
00:44:02
when when the two To Catch a Predator guys were in the same.
00:44:05
They showed up together. The two separate ones showed up together.
00:44:08
One of those names, I, one of the names were tennis boy, that was his,
00:44:13
Yeah.
00:44:13
So, where where where am I?
00:44:18
I'm just I'm going to stick with, Arlington.
00:44:23
I'm going to go back.
00:44:24
I'm going to change and go to, Philadelphia.
00:44:27
Philadelphia.
00:44:29
Oh, you're here in Washington, DC.
00:44:33
I walked around, I saw a bunch of, like,
00:44:36
kind of old buildings from the Renaissance era.
00:44:40
When.
00:44:41
I got here. Where is your camera?
00:44:44
Somebody said wicked.
00:44:46
Several times. Boston. Oh, you're in Boston.
00:44:48
Holy crap.
00:44:49
Okay.
00:44:52
So there's a.
00:44:53
I. Yeah.
00:44:54
I'm like, I'm 50 minutes away from Boston, but yeah, I kind of walked around.
00:44:58
They still talk.
00:44:59
It was warmer.
00:44:59
I would, I walked around for like two hours. It was kind of, kind of cool.
00:45:03
Not like, incredibly cool, but kind of cool.
00:45:06
Cool like temperature cool. Like.
00:45:09
Oh, it was kind of.
00:45:09
It was windy as fuck.
00:45:10
It was annoying, actually.
00:45:13
I've got some peeps from Boston.
00:45:14
My, my grandmother on my mother's side was from Boston.
00:45:17
She had a full accent and everything.
00:45:20
Yeah, you'd have to know.
00:45:21
Yeah.
00:45:22
She give you a quarter to pack her car?
00:45:25
Yeah.
00:45:25
No, that was fucking annoying.
00:45:29
The guy that was talking to the bartender, and it kept coming out.
00:45:31
So it's fun when you and I make fun of it.
00:45:34
Or you hear somebody do a fake one,
00:45:36
or you hear it on a on a movie, but when you actually hear it in real life,
00:45:39
I wanted to fucking. I wanted to punch the guy.
00:45:42
I really. Oh, yeah.
00:45:43
That's the thing, I hate people.
00:45:45
I don't know,
00:45:45
I don't know why we chose this, but everything,
00:45:47
absolutely everything in the world bugs me.
00:45:51
Including up to and including
00:45:54
the little girl selling Girl Scout cookies to the gas station.
00:45:58
I know you're not supposed to punch a little girl in the face, but,
00:46:03
I already ordered my Girl Scout cookie from Brady.
00:46:07
It's never. Okay.
00:46:09
I had the same issue. My.
00:46:11
My bitch and I were walking into a place, and we got solicited,
00:46:15
and we're just like. Look, I mean, I already know that.
00:46:17
I already know a little cunt I'm buying from.
00:46:19
I don't need to buy from you bitches.
00:46:20
Leave me alone,
00:46:22
trip you.
00:46:23
It's bullshit.
00:46:25
It tells you to assert themselves and also to be polite.
00:46:30
And the money is strange.
00:46:31
It's important social stuff that they need to learn.
00:46:34
Be clear.
00:46:35
When they go to the bar, they know how to solicit drinks.
00:46:37
Tell them how many you're buying
00:46:40
that that goes way.
00:46:42
I have two crates of cookies here.
00:46:44
Right?
00:46:45
Oh, yeah.
00:46:46
Oh. I tried to.
00:46:47
Get. Money, and there must have been a woman.
00:46:49
And I don't listen to women yelling.
00:46:51
I tell them to shut up.
00:46:53
I can agree to buying $100 of Girl Scout cookies.
00:46:56
Go to the gas station.
00:46:57
They're selling Girl Scout cookies, and I'm still buying two boxes.
00:47:01
They still don't.
00:47:02
So Girl Scout cookies at the gas station.
00:47:05
The girl says.
00:47:06
They have a table set up at the gas station.
00:47:08
The gas station is selling.
00:47:09
They're allowing the girls to set up a table. Yes.
00:47:12
But Kroger does that too.
00:47:14
They finally let them go inside.
00:47:15
Terrible spot. Yeah. For you.
00:47:18
They would let make they would let them make them set up outside the store.
00:47:23
Oh right.
00:47:24
Yeah. And the freezing cold.
00:47:25
But now it's been kind of moderated out.
00:47:30
Do you think people can control the weather?
00:47:34
Yes or no?
00:47:35
I don't care. You do.
00:47:36
I know they I know they can't.
00:47:37
Yeah. They're
00:47:39
they've told us they do that.
00:47:41
They do create earthquakes in some respect.
00:47:44
Yeah.
00:47:44
Try to manipulate rainfall in areas that.
00:47:48
I was like the conspiracy theory. But.
00:47:52
Oh, that's is.
00:47:54
I'll tell you that they're doing the spurious.
00:47:56
These. Exist.
00:47:58
And also theories exist.
00:48:00
Putting those two words together
00:48:02
was created to somebody to try to vilify questioning the Kennedy assassination.
00:48:06
Right.
00:48:07
I forgot his name, but it was purposefully.
00:48:10
I mean, that's you're using propaganda when you use the term conspiracy theory
00:48:13
to vilify any questioning of anything.
00:48:16
Okay.
00:48:17
It's almost like that.
00:48:19
I think I feel like I'm talking to, what did you call me earlier?
00:48:24
I think I called you an idiot.
00:48:26
It was worse than that.
00:48:28
Was a simpleton.
00:48:30
That was.
00:48:31
Oh, nice.
00:48:32
That is worse. That is a little worse.
00:48:34
Explaining God given rights to somebody sometimes.
00:48:37
Okay, so.
00:48:38
You guys, you guys had a really good segment on repeating the last few words.
00:48:42
Someone says to you, I've got a couple.
00:48:45
I've got a good story about that.
00:48:46
At the end of, the evening meal now, in my family, the evening
00:48:50
meal, the dinner supper, it was an important time.
00:48:54
And toward the end, like three quarters
00:48:56
of the way through eating, my father would very gently clears throat.
00:49:00
And this is a moment that he shares his wisdom with us.
00:49:04
Well, one night he said, I penned a note today
00:49:06
and no one got what he said because he used the wrong words.
00:49:10
He was.
00:49:12
So I repeated the sounds.
00:49:13
Oh, he penned a note today, thinking that I was pulling a fast one
00:49:19
because I just repeated the sounds.
00:49:20
He said, but he was actually saying I penned an ode today,
00:49:26
or I wrote a poem today.
00:49:28
And then he read a poem that he wrote.
00:49:31
But that's the ability to just repeat back what someone says.
00:49:35
Now, on the one hand, it shows you're paying attention and you're polite
00:49:39
and you want to understand their perspective before you respond.
00:49:43
On the other hand, idiots do that.
00:49:47
You guys were talking about the the Tourette's related disorder
00:49:50
that people have to repeat back what they say.
00:49:54
Well, I recorded,
00:49:58
a couple of coworkers last Saturday.
00:50:01
Saturday? Yeah, a couple days ago.
00:50:03
And I was just ripping on my coworkers for not being an adult.
00:50:07
And if you could roll that clip, Brady.
00:50:12
You it starts with,
00:50:16
Slim Pickens right there.
00:50:18
And you.
00:50:23
This is when you.
00:50:25
This is Dave, a grown ass man wearing a pair of shorts.
00:50:28
A grown ass man calls his wife or girlfriend Mary.
00:50:34
Great job. Guys, where do we grow?
00:50:36
Is your workload?
00:50:38
I wasn't working
00:50:39
when you showed up to record a 15 second video.
00:50:43
So aren't there.
00:50:44
I, I just wanted to let you know
00:50:47
that I don't just complain about strangers wearing shorts.
00:50:50
In March, I complained to people.
00:50:53
Papers, right.
00:50:56
Like write to you.
00:50:57
See, I whatever you wear, whatever tool you use,
00:51:00
including your garments, that makes sense for the application.
00:51:04
So if you're working on the sun, I think you're more of an idiot to wear pants.
00:51:10
So to just. Have it, I can address that.
00:51:12
Okay.
00:51:13
Have a blanket statement or to wear blankets.
00:51:15
Go ahead.
00:51:16
Well, let's cover slim pickings first.
00:51:19
This is easier to address.
00:51:20
Was he naked and needs to be covered?
00:51:23
Slim Pickens is the one that's not married but has a living girlfriend long term.
00:51:29
We're totally fine people
00:51:32
would drive.
00:51:32
By the cow when you get the milk for free.
00:51:37
He he also repeats the words that I just said.
00:51:41
Like, I don't even think with understanding.
00:51:43
I think he just repeats the sounds that I said.
00:51:47
Play the very beginning of the clip.
00:51:51
It's going to happen, you know, today.
00:51:54
See, I thought you said I.
00:51:55
Pendant note that's. The name of the show.
00:51:57
I thought I didn't understand the name of the show.
00:52:00
I thought you said or your family member said.
00:52:02
I penned a note today.
00:52:04
And an old lie.
00:52:06
This is Slim Pickens.
00:52:08
This is Dave, your friend.
00:52:10
Pleasure inspired.
00:52:11
This guy's. It's.
00:52:13
I just repeated the word I flatter.
00:52:16
It's this is slim flatter.
00:52:18
It's like I don't flatter at.
00:52:20
Least slim making bird.
00:52:22
This is death flatter. It's like.
00:52:25
Flatter.
00:52:25
It's like, oh, that's great.
00:52:30
But but we do have him here.
00:52:33
So every time.
00:52:35
It's like. Flatter he can't stop.
00:52:37
Or it's like. This is
00:52:39
more fun.
00:52:40
Let's just play that.
00:52:42
This guy does not want to be on.
00:52:45
Now, do you know why he's called Slim Pickens?
00:52:49
I think I shared this last week, but no one watches the show,
00:52:52
so I have to say it again. Say it again.
00:52:55
I told my wife.
00:52:56
Let's broaden our minds.
00:52:58
Lawrence. Lawrence.
00:53:01
I told my wife that he was the most handsome guy at the place I work.
00:53:05
After meeting him, she said, wow,
00:53:08
slim Pickens, where you work?
00:53:11
Oh, so you name these people, I get it.
00:53:14
Yeah.
00:53:15
It's a great segue for the comments.
00:53:18
Oh, okay. Yeah.
00:53:19
Bring on some roller flip Brady.
00:53:21
I don't have them.
00:53:23
Okay.
00:53:23
I have none of them lined up.
00:53:24
Do you have any.
00:53:25
Need you need. To be here for them Gary.
00:53:28
Do you have any cued up jaw.
00:53:30
We are to address them.
00:53:31
Yes I do have E.coli.
00:53:36
Comical.
00:53:38
It looks like a colon.
00:53:40
Echolalia.
00:53:42
Echolalia.
00:53:43
That sounds familiar. Did we.
00:53:44
Do we talk about that last week?
00:53:46
Yeah, that's literally what we were just talking about just now.
00:53:48
And last week got echolalia.
00:53:52
Echolalia? Like like.
00:53:54
Lamia. Oh, that was echolalia.
00:53:57
Echo was.
00:54:01
Common echolalia.
00:54:02
Echolalia.
00:54:06
Was. You all right?
00:54:08
Play the comments. Bumper.
00:54:10
Since this is here, we're just going to throw this out here really quick.
00:54:14
Okay? Now brighter.
00:54:16
Oh, rats.
00:54:16
Nap a bright.
00:54:17
Second productive response.
00:54:20
Sponsored.
00:54:21
Your cousin from Boston
00:54:24
on a never.
00:54:26
Take the bike and go take a pack and spike in sick.
00:54:30
All right. Perfect.
00:54:31
Hey, we want to do what?
00:54:33
Welcome to Boston. We love New Yorkers here.
00:54:38
Hey, you want to go to the belly and
00:54:43
dump them?
00:54:45
Cycling?
00:54:45
It takes all of us.
00:54:47
Hey, will you finish? What I can?
00:54:49
Put it over here.
00:54:50
Here we go. One planet and want talk trash.
00:54:53
But you can spread love.
00:54:54
I think that's better.
00:54:57
Scram.
00:54:58
Okay, okay, genius, you got declined.
00:55:03
Oh, I just got to call my mom.
00:55:05
All right, you're right back.
00:55:09
Austin. Was he.
00:55:10
Was he daydreaming?
00:55:11
Like now?
00:55:12
Bright eyed Sam Adams baby.
00:55:16
I've always said that.
00:55:17
Yeah, I don't know, I don't know.
00:55:18
I've always said those commercials.
00:55:20
If they did that with a different demographic, it would be extremely racist.
00:55:24
Yeah.
00:55:26
But but for some.
00:55:28
Reason, they do.
00:55:29
They do what guy from from Boston with a Boston accent.
00:55:31
Perfectly fine. No one cares.
00:55:33
It's a great idea.
00:55:34
We should. Let's do, like Colt 45, black
00:55:38
as commercials.
00:55:42
Does it do it?
00:55:43
You'd be like.
00:55:44
Your uncle from Harlem.
00:55:49
Yeah. You know.
00:55:49
You know, uncle, I was going to say something else,
00:55:51
but I bailed at the last minute because we're still on. There was.
00:55:53
There was the one SNL, SNL with Tracy Morgan, where it was the, pure Mash
00:55:57
liquor commercial, but, we get booted from everything if we play, I don't know.
00:56:01
Let's do the comments and get the fuck off YouTube.
00:56:04
Yeah.
00:56:04
Let's get let's get the fuck off.
00:56:07
Let's get the fuck off.
00:56:08
Have you ever had fuck off on you?
00:56:13
Yeah.
00:56:13
Well, you've been so close to somebody when they fucked off
00:56:16
that you ended up getting some spilled on to you.
00:56:18
Yeah, yeah.
00:56:19
I'm speaking metaphorically, of course.
00:56:22
Of course, Matt.
00:56:22
Not literally or actually literally myself.
00:56:26
So people actually comment on the than the shorts.
00:56:29
Does literally have to be written.
00:56:32
Literally or literally.
00:56:34
Literally, literally.
00:56:36
However you say it literally sounds too much
00:56:37
like garbage that you put in the street and paper.
00:56:39
The literal. Literal.
00:56:41
It's not literal. It's literal.
00:56:44
It is literal or literal.
00:56:47
No, there's no order.
00:56:50
There's no or there's definitely an Or.
00:56:52
That wasn't the there's the right way and there's the there's a
00:56:57
I guess there's a multitude of wrong ways, but there's a right way.
00:57:01
Frantically googling literal.
00:57:03
So go to Cambridge, go to all Cambridge to fucking.
00:57:06
But literally, literally.
00:57:08
Literally.
00:57:09
They were given a, a hard silent T.
00:57:13
We're all going to be wrong.
00:57:14
It's going to go literary or some bullshit.
00:57:16
No, it's literally the difference.
00:57:17
So it's literally the difference. So this is only literal.
00:57:20
I've got to find literally, I guess unless they don't have it.
00:57:22
But they go to the root. So US and UK.
00:57:25
Literal literal literally. No.
00:57:29
All right.
00:57:29
So I had never seen. UK and you I.
00:57:32
Have your ham.
00:57:34
And and so whenever I get into a debate
00:57:36
with my British born brother in law
00:57:39
he says who invented the English language actually he'll say.
00:57:43
Who invented the English language?
00:57:46
Yes. Not the English.
00:57:49
And I, I'm like, I can't argue with that.
00:57:51
We literally if you look at who
00:57:53
who they commissioned, I'm saying literally over on purpose,
00:57:57
if you look at we can we put
00:57:59
we commissioned people to just change the English language
00:58:02
to make all the wrongs wrong, just to be different.
00:58:05
Because we are a new nation.
00:58:08
Where we just everything's all co-opted from something previous, somebody
00:58:12
invented.
00:58:13
But just to make, just to make it different for the sake of being different.
00:58:16
Seems a little bit childish,
00:58:18
I guess we, I mean, our country was is literally zeros year zero years old.
00:58:22
So I guess we had a right to be childish.
00:58:27
Yeah.
00:58:27
And of course. I don't need two spellings of color.
00:58:31
Literally, literally.
00:58:34
Superfluous. You.
00:58:35
Gary's pronouncing the UK literally.
00:58:39
Literally,
00:58:41
literally, literally, literally and literally literally.
00:58:46
No, you're. Saying it like mutate.
00:58:47
You're changing how you're saying literally.
00:58:50
Literally, literally words lost out.
00:58:53
Meaning literally, literally, literally, literally, literally literally.
00:58:59
Retarded.
00:59:00
He sounds totally retarded to me now.
00:59:01
Literally a
00:59:04
literal roleplay.
00:59:07
Where do you want to go judge?
00:59:11
All right.
00:59:11
Well, here's here's the clip.
00:59:13
That's what the it is that some fancy.
00:59:15
Themselves as. Intellectuals
00:59:18
look it. Up so you know.
00:59:21
What intellectual is.
00:59:24
A reduction of what is
00:59:27
really. Looking at God as he says it.
00:59:29
He's everything had to be created.
00:59:31
Who created God?
00:59:35
Very short clip, right?
00:59:37
Mr.. Lance Landseer went on a tangent.
00:59:41
Took it, took.
00:59:42
It all from the same when I when they came in, I thought they were all different.
00:59:46
No. He literally, literally.
00:59:49
You know what?
00:59:49
Maybe you should take a breath, collect your thought,
00:59:51
and then type out your paragraph.
00:59:53
Dude, or go back and add to delete the previous one.
00:59:56
There's usually an edit.
00:59:57
You can just add to it with the two of them.
00:59:59
Let's let two of them are even replies to his own.
01:00:02
Yeah, that's really. Confusing.
01:00:04
I mean, I don't know how you're supposed to read it. Which one do you read?
01:00:07
Like one, two, three?
01:00:09
The very first one starts with also.
01:00:14
One, three, two, four.
01:00:16
And we shouldn't be mean to the commenters.
01:00:18
Let's not be mean.
01:00:20
Oh, no, it's it's, treat them like, value friend.
01:00:25
I think Lance Newsome is probably his real name, though.
01:00:27
It's okay. Who created God is a great question.
01:00:30
Did you know that quantum physics proves that before a what can be or have a
01:00:36
when or where they're had a to awareness of what.
01:00:41
Were.
01:00:42
There to go from a state of.
01:00:46
What? Yeah. Okay. Okay.
01:00:48
I'm following you got it.
01:00:51
You prepositions.
01:00:52
Go on to a state of certainty.
01:00:54
Something had to be aware of it first.
01:00:58
Yes. No. Yes.
01:01:01
Because you say yourself without awareness, you don't.
01:01:05
It doesn't exist.
01:01:06
If you're.
01:01:06
If you're not aware of it, at least yourself,
01:01:08
then how can you be something or what?
01:01:10
I don't know how you said exactly, but that's how I interpreted it. Heard it?
01:01:13
No, no, that was brilliant.
01:01:15
The way you said.
01:01:15
It's way better than the way I said.
01:01:19
I, I have buttons.
01:01:22
You're mocking me.
01:01:23
Tell me how you feel.
01:01:25
How do you make contact.
01:01:26
Criticizing beliefs if you don't know the beliefs that well,
01:01:30
how do I know you don't know the beliefs that well is because.
01:01:35
So this thing needs to be periods in this shit.
01:01:38
I do know very well how do you.
01:01:40
Make content criticizing beliefs if you don't know the beliefs that well,
01:01:43
how do I know you don't do so well?
01:01:47
Yeah, yeah.
01:01:48
Thank you for doing that one
01:01:51
for me, because I've been saving these off to the side
01:01:54
because this is what I was doing.
01:01:54
Yeah. I have a bit of a background in religion.
01:01:59
I've got a little
01:02:00
more extensive background in religion, my theology.
01:02:03
So there's no proof.
01:02:04
And that's what they'll say.
01:02:06
You. I wasn't debating your theology.
01:02:07
I just saying my background doesn't come from ignorance.
01:02:10
Is this right?
01:02:13
I have 13 plus years of,
01:02:16
I want to do, a Bible study.
01:02:20
I mean.
01:02:21
I love studying the Bible.
01:02:23
A lot of them, they even talk like religious people.
01:02:25
The the companion Bible is.
01:02:27
Actually a. Very good. One. But being.
01:02:29
The Bible is a lot of a lot of talk, like a religious.
01:02:33
Footnote on the.
01:02:35
The Hebrew translations, like.
01:02:37
That.
01:02:38
Because is a female religious.
01:02:41
I really believe in the, almost Hebrew king, King James.
01:02:44
But being completely.
01:02:46
Greek James one.
01:02:49
I'm sorry.
01:02:50
I don't know if you guys, I'm not fluent Hebrew, but I know that
01:02:55
I don't
01:02:56
I don't think saying that you're intellectual is a bad thing.
01:03:01
There are staunch atheists, and a lot of them,
01:03:03
they even talk like religious people that I.
01:03:06
But I would say just being completely open.
01:03:09
No, they're a staunch that are being compassionate and.
01:03:13
Leave it stuck.
01:03:14
I love how it seems like Joe Rogan was on it, like on our podcast.
01:03:19
Which there's no proof that's what they'll say.
01:03:21
They use this very, reductionist view of what God is.
01:03:25
Yeah, there's some people that fancy themselves as intellectuals.
01:03:29
And they use any view of what God is, and none of them seem reasonable.
01:03:33
The guy writing the comments made a god with a lower lowercase
01:03:36
g, so I'm a little confused about which god he's referring.
01:03:39
Yeah, right, right.
01:03:42
I mean, not.
01:03:42
That that's my belief or not, but people that do believe like he appears to and I.
01:03:47
Do you think
01:03:49
do you think he's criticizing us because he comes from a place
01:03:52
of more experience and knowledge, or just because it.
01:03:55
Doesn't seem like it.
01:03:57
To you?
01:03:58
Nobody seems like it.
01:03:59
So that's not a fair assessment.
01:04:01
Okay?
01:04:03
It doesn't seem like anybody is.
01:04:07
So yeah, you're right.
01:04:07
Okay.
01:04:11
You were right, I was wrong.
01:04:12
I apologize.
01:04:15
Yeah, you do nothing but propaganda.
01:04:17
And yes, I know everyone believes this shit.
01:04:20
And thank you for saying what it is, which is just silly.
01:04:24
There's no wizard in the sky.
01:04:25
But don't think that because you're smarter than a.
01:04:33
I did, you cut out.
01:04:38
What you did for him.
01:04:40
Oh, I think I think yeah people.
01:04:42
All right.
01:04:42
Well and go fill in the blanks on this comment please.
01:04:46
And oh is you're.
01:04:47
Smarter than a Lance news.
01:04:50
At the end.
01:04:52
What do you think it is?
01:04:53
You think it's.
01:04:56
What I.
01:05:02
Yeah.
01:05:02
I, I think I think. It's Lance Newsome.
01:05:05
Because you're smarter than a Lance Newsome.
01:05:07
Okay.
01:05:07
Lance.
01:05:11
There were so many other things.
01:05:13
Moving on to the next comment.
01:05:14
So many. Comment that was to.
01:05:16
Come on.
01:05:17
Let's roll over to YouTube.
01:05:18
So this is the clip.
01:05:19
For shorts to work. Okay.
01:05:22
The last time I wore shorts to wear shorts was a paper.
01:05:25
Route
01:05:26
for mowing lawns.
01:05:28
All the ups my. Children were shorts.
01:05:30
Ups, mailman, soccer referees.
01:05:32
Come on now. I tell them that.
01:05:38
What,
01:05:40
do you think I'm going.
01:05:41
To wear shorts at work?
01:05:42
I'm just a grown ass man.
01:05:45
When I work with the shorts to work, I tell them,
01:05:49
the last time I wore shorts to work, my job was a paper.
01:05:52
Route, so I can't pause it right there.
01:05:54
I don't even I don't even believe you there.
01:05:56
You did not have a paper route as a child.
01:05:58
You're full of shit.
01:06:00
Am I right?
01:06:05
I did, I did, my brothers.
01:06:07
I covered for my brother.
01:06:09
So. No, he's nine years.
01:06:11
Older than I am. So.
01:06:12
So technically, I did. Not have a paper.
01:06:15
Nine years older.
01:06:16
A 25 year old drove that 76 duster, 6
01:06:21
a.m., delivering stacks of newspapers.
01:06:25
It was a moped.
01:06:26
Did you help him when you were three?
01:06:30
If he was nine.
01:06:31
I was like.
01:06:33
Yeah, I was like, I was like six.
01:06:35
It seems like 15.
01:06:36
So you went with them.
01:06:37
You didn't even do it on your own?
01:06:40
No. I hope he saw the paper, dude
01:06:43
and I went out and did it on my bike.
01:06:47
I was like 5 or 6 years old.
01:06:49
I wanted to do it.
01:06:51
I was like, he's not getting up.
01:06:52
I'm going to go take his paper out.
01:06:57
And I knew the way,
01:07:00
oh, oh, oh, grown ass
01:07:02
men wouldn't care what someone else wear to work as long.
01:07:07
Okay, so let's let's go with that. So,
01:07:11
okay, I understand how he's why he's doing it.
01:07:13
He it's for comfort.
01:07:15
I can't see myself as comfortable knowing that I look like a goof.
01:07:20
So, as long as is within company police.
01:07:26
I'm not sure why.
01:07:27
Why you use the word police there.
01:07:29
Okay, joy.
01:07:31
Who feels like giving your opinion as fact?
01:07:33
Maybe you should look at why you care and evaluate
01:07:36
what's wrong in your life that you do.
01:07:38
That's not what it says.
01:07:39
It's a. Has just an.
01:07:42
Oh, boy who feels like
01:07:46
that's a fact.
01:07:47
Maybe you look at why you care and evaluate
01:07:51
what's wrong in your ER life.
01:07:55
That you do.
01:07:57
Oh my God, where's where's word crimes.
01:08:01
Yeah. Right. Yeah. I'm
01:08:03
okay.
01:08:04
Is that what can you do that was slow for.
01:08:07
Oh it is really. What.
01:08:08
What's fucking that.
01:08:10
But we got one more. Goddamn it.
01:08:13
Okay. Yeah, yeah.
01:08:13
Let's skip to the anything that's just,
01:08:17
random word salad.
01:08:20
Well, that's some pretty bad jibber.
01:08:22
There comments, though.
01:08:23
It's like text level grammar, so it's fine.
01:08:26
I don't I don't I mean, as long as he has his point, his point was clear.
01:08:30
Says he wants you to evaluate your own pants before somebody.
01:08:34
Why would I care?
01:08:35
So my question is to take him seriously. Then
01:08:39
how, Who's who's.
01:08:40
Putting on your pants? Gary?
01:08:44
I put on my grown up pants.
01:08:46
Grown up pants.
01:08:47
And how do you feel? He wanted us to feel. How did you.
01:08:50
How do you feel about your own pants?
01:08:52
And I feel grown up in my grown up parents.
01:08:56
All right, so.
01:08:56
I feel like I'm not inadequately dressed.
01:08:59
It's like showing up to class without a pencil.
01:09:01
I really just do your unprepared.
01:09:03
Anything else in your life.
01:09:04
You don't have proper footwear on, and you need to walk somewhere
01:09:08
proper to prepare. Yes.
01:09:10
Thank you.
01:09:10
That's a great. Yep.
01:09:11
Proper tools includes your garments.
01:09:13
Yeah.
01:09:14
So I think we've evaluated pretty well.
01:09:16
Is there anything else that's wrong in your life that you want to.
01:09:18
I will get. I will get presentable.
01:09:21
I will just put a mirror by your front door, like your front door.
01:09:25
And before you leave for the day, take a look in the mirror
01:09:28
and you see a clown standing there.
01:09:31
Go take off the circus makeup and get proper.
01:09:37
What if they're a clown for a living?
01:09:39
You just get.
01:09:40
So you just grew
01:09:42
comfortable.
01:09:44
That is a living that you can,
01:09:46
earn wages and that is acceptable.
01:09:49
You are allowed to leave the house as a clown.
01:09:52
So if you're a clown, you can leave a clown.
01:09:55
Yeah. I didn't like that excuse. Rodeo clown.
01:09:58
Oh, like a circus performer or like a children's?
01:10:02
Like a balloon animal.
01:10:03
For for children's birthday parties.
01:10:06
I think those are clown.
01:10:09
Clown.
01:10:09
This okay.
01:10:12
An acceptable grown up
01:10:15
career choices.
01:10:16
Yeah. It could be, like, 40 degrees, but I know I'm going to see you.
01:10:19
I put on shorts there.
01:10:20
I have a character defect, I don't.
01:10:22
What is that fence?
01:10:23
I know.
01:10:24
Fucking smogon. Dude, did you when you.
01:10:27
When you fancied yourself.
01:10:28
When you, when you fancied yourself a tennis player, did you play in pants?
01:10:34
No, that
01:10:35
that is one of those activities where you need the short shorts
01:10:38
with the deep pockets that almost.
01:10:42
Yeah.
01:10:43
And the tall socks and the low top Adidas.
01:10:46
Oh, yeah.
01:10:47
I think I'm going to get some new Adidas because you know what?
01:10:49
It's almost tennis season.
01:10:51
And I found this head cover and setting it up with that racket.
01:10:56
So I, I figured it fit.
01:10:59
But I've never used this one.
01:11:00
I got a clearance of 3499.
01:11:03
How the fuck is your head shaped? That.
01:11:05
That's your head cover.
01:11:07
That's my I came up.
01:11:09
I think you just came up with it.
01:11:10
You need to pitch that idea to a country music artist from Tennessee,
01:11:14
tennis, Tennessee, son.
01:11:17
Right.
01:11:17
Tennis season.
01:11:18
Right?
01:11:21
You know that song Tennessee.
01:11:24
So, there's
01:11:27
legend, pitching horseshoes in that song.
01:11:31
And what's what's
01:11:34
They.
01:11:35
Take him to
01:11:37
where the really quick Brady.
01:11:40
We got a clip right there.
01:11:41
Let's roll. Elvis as intellectual.
01:11:44
That's. What the heck is that?
01:11:46
Some fancy themselves, and it's a trap.
01:11:49
Look.
01:11:50
He's he's looking up, so, you know, he's thinking deep about it.
01:11:53
They use this very reductionist that for.
01:11:56
Joe Rogan's deep,
01:11:58
is literally looking at God as if.
01:12:00
He's everything had to be created.
01:12:03
Who created God?
01:12:05
Okay, so this is the same clip from yeah,
01:12:08
this is the same from before, but this is the YouTube side.
01:12:11
So okay.
01:12:13
YouTube so much nicer
01:12:15
are there?
01:12:16
So, the last Jeramy.
01:12:18
Johnson 413. Shit.
01:12:21
You wouldn't believe in God if I looked like that either, bro.
01:12:26
Why are your teeth?
01:12:27
Why are your teeth like that?
01:12:29
You look like you survived.
01:12:31
Live on a diet of bugs and soy.
01:12:34
You're the bug man.
01:12:36
And worst of all, you're missing the entire point.
01:12:39
You're too old to be this ignorant.
01:12:42
What say you, sir?
01:12:44
Oh, I say you're right. Absolutely.
01:12:47
I survive on bugs.
01:12:49
Too old to be ignorant.
01:12:51
You got it. All right.
01:12:56
Why do you look like that?
01:12:59
Yeah.
01:12:59
Why do you look like.
01:13:02
The wonky grill?
01:13:03
I don't know, fix it.
01:13:05
I had braces and everything.
01:13:07
Hair screwed up.
01:13:07
Fixing it right now. It's not just.
01:13:09
Why do you look like.
01:13:10
Oh, yeah, it's duh, I wouldn't I wouldn't believe in God
01:13:14
if I looked like that or.
01:13:17
Right.
01:13:18
I know, I know, I know, you're like.
01:13:21
So you know what I. Like the weirdest part.
01:13:24
Everyone knows you funny, but the boy part is the weirdest thing.
01:13:28
That's quite the. Leap.
01:13:30
So yeah, I don't get the story that would change everything.
01:13:33
You look a little extra healthy.
01:13:36
Less soy.
01:13:36
Well, no more olive breeze.
01:13:39
What was in the almond milk?
01:13:40
He thinks you're a fucking puss, right?
01:13:43
Right, right.
01:13:44
So maybe that bit. In Jeremy's defense.
01:13:46
That is a great still shot of Gary in the upper left there.
01:13:49
I mean, that you look that wonderfully intelligent.
01:13:53
Oh, I look like a monkey in that.
01:13:56
Well, you don't look that much different than normal, so be careful.
01:13:59
No, we're all monkeys.
01:14:01
But the frozen expression,
01:14:04
changed. It was. Oh. Oh, yeah.
01:14:05
It was frozen.
01:14:06
Yeah.
01:14:07
That was that was a bad one.
01:14:08
But, I mean, I, I this is the way I look.
01:14:11
I can't really do a lot about it and I'm not interested.
01:14:15
I like the second comment just right to the point.
01:14:17
You three are idiots.
01:14:19
Which is, really good.
01:14:22
Oh, poor. Gary had replied.
01:14:25
I did.
01:14:27
I did.
01:14:28
Yeah, you said thank you for taking the time to not only watch,
01:14:31
but also comment.
01:14:37
You replied for me.
01:14:39
No fladged rants replied so oh.
01:14:42
Okay, my producer's on top of this.
01:14:44
It's a very it's a very kind reply.
01:14:47
Yeah, I no, I appreciate the comment.
01:14:51
We haven't got any welder comments today.
01:14:53
I will
01:14:55
stay up for this.
01:14:55
And sure, if you got any comments.
01:14:58
He's been doing he's been running seven days.
01:15:01
I can't get him to come out here.
01:15:04
Oh, I guess.
01:15:05
I meant to tell you guys we're having a party here.
01:15:08
May the 4th.
01:15:11
You guys are invited.
01:15:12
Jordan. Show up. Last time Brady did.
01:15:15
What day is it?
01:15:17
It's Saturday.
01:15:19
Saturday?
01:15:19
May the force be with you.
01:15:24
Well, the clip, Brady,
01:15:26
we are.
01:15:30
Family.
01:15:31
Other. More. More comments.
01:15:33
Yeah that was.
01:15:34
Know those are the I mean there was like a slew of
01:15:38
just random god shit that were just just arbitrary.
01:15:41
It was just one they all pretty much said the same thing.
01:15:43
Lots of
01:15:45
lots and lots of God. Okay.
01:15:46
Yeah. Those are those were more.
01:15:48
No, those were new.
01:15:49
More specifically either new or directed towards directly towards Gary.
01:15:56
I love that.
01:15:58
Stimulating young minds.
01:16:01
He pulls everywhere.
01:16:05
I'm sorry.
01:16:05
What was that?
01:16:06
Oh, lonely, he said.
01:16:07
Blue, blue blue.
01:16:09
Life is just too short to go.
01:16:11
Quality hunting with the wrong people.
01:16:13
I came on the old and best ways of writing through ignorance and experiment,
01:16:17
and was startled when truth leaped out of brushes like Collier before the jabber.
01:16:22
Thank you Gary.
01:16:24
He came.
01:16:31
What I meant to hit was.
01:16:33
I'll be right back.
01:16:35
I have to go find a new jabber
01:16:37
now. You're already back.
01:16:39
A new jabber, I know.
01:16:42
What is it?
01:16:43
Share. Share the gym or.
01:16:45
I, I, I keep getting the same, energy.
01:16:50
The second law of thermodynamics thrown back at me like we are energy.
01:16:55
Like my car is gasoline.
01:16:58
This doesn't make sense.
01:17:00
That is reductionist,
01:17:03
but not intellectual.
01:17:05
I am not energy.
01:17:07
I use energy, my energy.
01:17:10
It's not even mine or me.
01:17:13
To say that my energy continues
01:17:16
doesn't even touch on the topic.
01:17:19
It's it's a simplistic way of explaining it, but I kind of like
01:17:23
the Cat Williams's thing of like, okay, you you look at the automobile
01:17:27
and you assume that someone designed built it and built the automobile.
01:17:31
So why wouldn't you do that? Yes.
01:17:36
You should read The Blind Watchmaker by Richard Dawkins.
01:17:40
I don't read.
01:17:41
Oh, okay.
01:17:42
Yeah.
01:17:43
You know, print media is going the way of the dodo bird.
01:17:46
You don't know how to read or you don't.
01:17:47
You choose not to read. So he's a genius. Oh,
01:17:51
yeah.
01:17:52
I've never shared children's books.
01:17:55
Yeah, sure.
01:17:55
But at a certain level, I just.
01:17:56
I've never fully I haven't fully read a book in a long time,
01:18:01
even, even in, like, elementary school, junior high, high school.
01:18:04
I got by with CliffsNotes or watching the movie version.
01:18:10
Oh. Oh, my.
01:18:16
This is a, Oh.
01:18:18
Okay. So, yeah, I made this.
01:18:20
No, this is nice, right?
01:18:24
Or draw.
01:18:26
Is it sharp? Yeah. It came from the book.
01:18:29
No. No, it it's it's first against my face.
01:18:32
Yeah.
01:18:32
It's all pitted and it's like, probably either too soft or too hard.
01:18:35
You too scared to sharpen it? Are.
01:18:37
We are. All imperfections.
01:18:38
So that that is imperfection.
01:18:40
So there's too much oxygen. No, I just mean.
01:18:43
As it's as.
01:18:46
I can I.
01:18:48
Sorry.
01:18:49
I wasn't ready to hit that yet.
01:18:50
I my button my finger.
01:18:52
Point the finger, everything.
01:18:53
We got to go rumble.
01:18:55
Oh I first look at first
01:18:59
I'm talking about a.
01:19:00
Chef's not working out from him.
01:19:02
I can it looks like if I anybody from not.
01:19:04
You're like a friend.
01:19:07
I don't know what. I want.
01:19:09
What the hell.
01:19:10
Give me like a five different look or even a runner.
01:19:13
I don't know.
01:19:14
Oh I can't get anyone. Go.
01:19:17
Wait. You can't get behind it.
01:19:18
I, I can't really get for. About an hour.
01:19:22
Oh, wait. Yeah.
01:19:22
It's working.
01:19:23
There's nobody there.
01:19:28
So I get a girls.
01:19:31
We shot from the last one, I think.
01:19:33
I don't give a fuck. You do it.
01:19:34
But I'm gonna try to make a finger.
01:19:37
You put it right.
01:19:38
I can't get. It in about your high position.
01:19:41
You're trying.
01:19:44
I'm giving.
01:19:45
Oh, I can't get up.
01:19:47
Why don't you forget to bring the gas?
01:19:49
I'm trying.
01:19:50
I'm trying.
01:19:53
Like I said.
01:19:54
I go back.
01:19:55
I'm gonna try and invite anyone else to talk.
01:19:57
The other.
01:20:00
I can remember roof.
01:20:06
Fantastic.
01:20:06
Goodbye. YouTube. YouTube. Hello, Rumble.
01:20:10
Look, all of you, to.
01:20:16
I mean, thank you.
01:20:17
You too.
01:20:18
What did I say?
01:20:24
We are clear.
01:20:29
So I've got a great video to start.
01:20:31
Right off the bat, I got a report from from Haiti.
01:20:37
Oh, yeah, I love it.
01:20:39
I want to a full for the.
01:20:40
Specifically for our.
01:20:42
Rumble people.
01:20:44
This is so funny.
01:20:46
In hell for years now, these fucking niggers burn the trees
01:20:49
so that they can burn them again.
01:20:51
What the fuck kind of sense does this make, man?
01:20:53
I fucking hate niggers.
01:20:54
And he's right. What the fuck?
01:20:56
So these choppy fucking niggers chop down trees and burn them like this
01:21:00
with no trees. You can see all the nigger shit everywhere.
01:21:03
And it's hard to tell the difference between mud and shit,
01:21:05
especially for these niggers.
01:21:07
And when all you can see is just mud and nigger shit and no trees.
01:21:10
It's hard to know what the fuck is really going on.
01:21:12
So we thought we would go back and talk to the desperate UN guy
01:21:16
with the fucking long ass fuck Nick and get his take on shit.
01:21:19
These guys in the abstract.
01:21:21
So when you ask them,
01:21:22
hey, what would happen if you didn't burn the wood before you burned it?
01:21:26
All they say is that they'd done already burned the wood.
01:21:28
It's fucking horror like
01:21:31
Groundhog Day.
01:21:32
I will suck your dick right now if you smuggle me off this fucking island grove.
01:21:37
We ask this dumb for machete nigger, why in the fuck you would do
01:21:40
something like that?
01:21:41
Here's what he said.
01:21:44
My. They call they yogurt.
01:21:45
Fuck you devil, I chop you. He.
01:21:48
He then showed us where he was burning the body greasy.
01:21:50
And where he comes in for five.
01:21:52
Praising us for for finding his promo.
01:21:55
That's right.
01:21:56
This is the promo.
01:21:57
That greasy N-word cut to get people.
01:21:59
More people to come down and visit in Haiti.
01:22:01
The cult of sandwich got there and had a few problems with the service
01:22:04
they received at the resort, though as you can see.
01:22:06
The last white man he talked to and I decided to break the fuck out.
01:22:09
I saw even more niggers loads and loads of niggers with pack animals
01:22:13
carrying fat sack
01:22:15
rocks, none of
01:22:16
them realizing that they could just burn the wood and then burn it again.
01:22:19
I figured that would save them half of their trees.
01:22:22
Or at least they have left last twice as long.
01:22:24
Twice.
01:22:25
Then I ran into an old, wise looking ass nigger,
01:22:27
and so I decided I would ask him, what do you do for.
01:22:29
A motherfucking bitch ass white motherfucker?
01:22:32
I'll cut your motherfucking heart out and eat that shit
01:22:34
like a motherfucking three piece bitch.
01:22:36
The fuck you look at me in my eyes for shit.
01:22:39
Then he made me a sweet offer.
01:22:40
I couldn't refuse.
01:22:42
Three for ten. Five for 20. Motherfucker.
01:22:44
What's up?
01:22:45
I picked up five for 20 and broke the fuck out one more time
01:22:49
on the way
01:22:49
through town, I couldn't help but notice all the nigger shit all over there.
01:22:53
What the fuck? I just
01:22:56
I'm not running to.
01:22:57
I saw a.
01:22:59
Store.
01:22:59
Standing in the water trying to figure out
01:23:01
how he was going to catch fish when his net had a bunch of holes in it.
01:23:05
Now they call it a yo mouth.
01:23:08
They call the yoga shit.
01:23:13
Black.
01:23:15
As you can see, his net is just a normal net with normal sized net holes in it.
01:23:20
This fucking nigga is way too stupid to even be alive.
01:23:23
But since I'm white, I would dazzle him with the white man's witchcraft.
01:23:27
So I made some hand gestures and told him the net was fixed.
01:23:30
Then he went out to sea and drowned.
01:23:33
Oh well, one less stupid nigger in the world.
01:23:35
Am I right?
01:23:38
Fuck!
01:23:38
Brown bitch.
01:23:40
She kind of looks a little bit harsh, but hey, point people massacre.
01:23:45
She had this. How long?
01:23:46
I know that long neck motherfucker offered to suck your dick
01:23:50
to smuggle him the fuck off this island.
01:23:52
Well, I can't offer much more, but these teeth aren't real.
01:23:55
You know what I'm saying? They're Long John.
01:23:57
Wow. Out of here.
01:23:59
I don't like niggers at all.
01:24:00
And so, needless to say, once I escape from the office of that
01:24:04
old chicken head hoes beast, I sprinted straight to the Marina and traded her
01:24:09
for a ride on a nigger boat, back out to our company yacht,
01:24:12
and was glad as fuck to get the fuck away from Haiti.
01:24:15
I even sailed out right by that dead nigger.
01:24:17
I fooled with that joke magic trick.
01:24:19
And for the first time since I got here, I felt like the whole trip wasn't wasted
01:24:24
for World Focus. Yeah.
01:24:27
Thank you.
01:24:29
Incredible
01:24:31
place.
01:24:32
Swell boy.
01:24:34
Oh. That's great.
01:24:36
That's hilarious.
01:24:38
That, why didn't we think of that?
01:24:42
That clip was from,
01:24:43
Late Night with Adonis Paul, by the way.
01:24:46
By the way.
01:24:47
Uncle called the sandwich.
01:24:50
Would better have his own platform.
01:24:55
If he had his platform.
01:24:56
But he was canceled pretty quick.
01:24:59
Yeah, yeah.
01:25:00
I can see why.
01:25:02
Oh, darn. We missed the Daily Show.
01:25:04
I actually can't see why, but I can understand why some would think why.
01:25:09
Yeah,
01:25:11
it was direct.
01:25:13
I mean.
01:25:14
You know what's going on in Haiti right now?
01:25:15
I mean, it was spot on.
01:25:17
Yeah.
01:25:20
I think that's hilarious that it was just so funny
01:25:23
that that was my my first time watching.
01:25:27
And it's just still funny.
01:25:35
The tyranny of the minority.
01:25:37
Oh, darn, I missed it.
01:25:38
Thank you so much for being here.
01:25:45
So what'd you think of that?
01:25:47
A little bit, said minority.
01:25:50
He always sells books.
01:25:52
That's, like the most from the daily shows.
01:25:55
Authors.
01:25:57
My opinions tend to be in the minority,
01:26:00
but, as as a person that has enjoyed
01:26:04
white privilege my entire life, I really don't know what it's like.
01:26:07
What the fuck does white privilege mean?
01:26:09
Asians have more privilege than whites.
01:26:11
There's nothing called into privilege.
01:26:13
This man doesn't
01:26:15
even need to be being pulled over.
01:26:18
No fair. To none.
01:26:21
None whatsoever.
01:26:22
Well, that's a that's a Gary thing, not a white person thing, because I have
01:26:26
tons of fear of getting pulled over.
01:26:29
Yeah, like the white people used to get pulled over in the black neighborhoods
01:26:31
just as much as the black people will get pulled over in the white neighborhoods.
01:26:34
When I have a cop behind me, I never go to different refills.
01:26:37
There's a cop behind me, I feel safe, and I've only ever had one
01:26:40
ass beat once, and it was because I couldn't fight back.
01:26:43
It was a cop
01:26:46
and I'm like, no, no, it was a bad cop.
01:26:49
If that matters.
01:26:51
Yeah.
01:26:52
That makes a difference.
01:26:55
And it was funny because the only thing I remember
01:26:59
is he's like, stop resisting, stop resisting.
01:27:01
And he did.
01:27:01
He had me in a fucking curl on my back with my wind knocked out of me.
01:27:05
So I yelled my wife's name because we had been recording
01:27:09
the police doing things, which is why they don't want to get too much into it.
01:27:13
That's a whole nother story.
01:27:15
They were obviously targeting me because he said, all right, that's enough.
01:27:17
We've had enough.
01:27:18
Like this was I pushed him to his limit.
01:27:21
So he did it all.
01:27:21
And he's like, he's like, he's calling for it.
01:27:23
He's like a con for your who's.
01:27:25
I don't want to say my wife's name, but who's that?
01:27:28
But what he didn't know is that.
01:27:29
Yeah, she was triggered and started recording.
01:27:31
So I like I it's great footage. We have it on tape.
01:27:34
And for whatever reason, after I told them that, they stopped fucking with me.
01:27:41
I'm sure you're all right.
01:27:42
You're all you're filming and you're like, oh, oh, I want your supervisor.
01:27:47
I don't have to tell you my, I don't I was that was that, you.
01:27:51
Know, I just get their badge number with the camera.
01:27:53
I don't bother. Them. Well, your badge number.
01:27:55
Give me your I don't have to answer your questions.
01:27:57
Just let me see it. Maybe in my.
01:28:00
20s, I'm like, I don't want to.
01:28:02
Show you my ID.
01:28:03
I don't have to legally show you. Do you work for me?
01:28:05
Yeah. No, that may be me in the 20s, but not not not.
01:28:08
No, no.
01:28:09
I was scared of them when I was five. I was I'm scared of them today.
01:28:11
They been in my 40s. I respect the fuck out of them.
01:28:14
But I don't want to get in trouble for it.
01:28:17
It's an incredibly hard job.
01:28:18
I don't wish that on anybody. But yeah, no.
01:28:21
Just because the heart
01:28:22
doesn't give you a right to just say, I just want to come home safe at night.
01:28:25
I mean, no, you have to put your self in the line of fire.
01:28:28
That's not their primary objective.
01:28:30
Their primary is to get in the line of fire and protect the community.
01:28:34
Now, do you expect.
01:28:35
That you expect them to get hired and go, you're going to die.
01:28:39
I expect them to have the money.
01:28:41
Shouldn't be the consequences of anyone's job.
01:28:42
It's the people that caused them to.
01:28:45
Have their.
01:28:47
Job. But it is the consequence of that job.
01:28:49
It doesn't have to be, though. That's the problem.
01:28:51
That's why they exist.
01:28:53
It does for people.
01:28:54
I want around me, protecting me,
01:28:58
if that's their job.
01:28:59
I mean, I want them all in.
01:29:00
I don't want them being like,
01:29:01
you know, I wanted to save that guy, but I want to go home to my wife and family.
01:29:05
It's like, oh, if there was no garbage, we would need garbage man, right?
01:29:09
So it's like, if we just.
01:29:12
Brought. Up a great point.
01:29:13
This is the other comedians joke.
01:29:15
I don't remember who I'm stealing it from,
01:29:16
but we should merge police and Garbage man.
01:29:18
So instead of them driving around
01:29:19
giving tickets when there's no crime, they could be picking up the trash.
01:29:23
Like when you're where you're working, there's nothing to do.
01:29:26
You sweep, clean up a little bit, right?
01:29:27
You clean up at least after yourself.
01:29:30
Let's get rid.
01:29:30
Of how many people want me to wear.
01:29:32
Let's get rid of garbage people altogether and just have the police do it.
01:29:36
They'll take out the people.
01:29:37
Trash and the regular trash.
01:29:39
See the tie of the topic?
01:29:43
People you know, they was this called trash.
01:29:48
Do you have a.
01:29:49
Some people can be kind of trashy.
01:29:51
And that's the white. Trash these. People have is to determine.
01:29:54
Oh, yeah.
01:29:55
Okay. White trash.
01:29:56
Let's, let's let's explore this.
01:30:00
I work with some white gray.
01:30:02
Let's do it.
01:30:03
I actually know people.
01:30:04
Who identify as white targeting.
01:30:06
The white trash.
01:30:07
No, you don't have a white trash clip pulled up.
01:30:09
I figured you would.
01:30:10
I've got a white trash could pull up.
01:30:12
I need. Love.
01:30:13
Let's celebrate.
01:30:14
I was just I was just looking for something interesting.
01:30:16
And, we could go back to our friends at playing Parenthood if you want.
01:30:20
Oh, boy.
01:30:22
Oh. This isn't really white trash, but I guess it can.
01:30:25
I guess it is kind of white trash, because it's what they tend to do.
01:30:31
Okay.
01:30:32
Well, let me ask this.
01:30:33
Can I get pregnant if my partner pulls out before ejaculating?
01:30:37
That's your cut.
01:30:39
Yes or no withdrawals or no? Yes.
01:30:44
No method means literally pulling the penis.
01:30:47
So I, I again
01:30:50
when I went to Planned Parenthood this is on the this is labeled teen.
01:30:53
So that is anywhere from 13 to 19 is a teenager.
01:30:58
So this applies apparently there's a whole spectrum.
01:31:01
And you can see that beautiful pornographic cartoon.
01:31:04
Well, it's it's a gaping vagina.
01:31:07
You know, that is tiny in love.
01:31:08
With a blue head for some reason.
01:31:10
So whenever they're interracial, they have to go interracial.
01:31:13
Well, we
01:31:15
can just go interracial with the participating couples skin.
01:31:18
We had to do it with the lips of the vagina
01:31:19
and the head of the penis and make them random colors, too,
01:31:22
because I've never seen guys.
01:31:24
I'm surprised you white guy.
01:31:25
And that's a slightly tanned guy in a really dark girl or something, you know.
01:31:29
Well, yeah.
01:31:29
And the unbelievable thing is there's never my.
01:31:33
Is that, like, model after her marriage. Or,
01:31:38
taping.
01:31:38
Why? Like, what is with the purple in there?
01:31:40
What is the what's wrong with it?
01:31:41
You might want to pull out
01:31:42
or you want to back out of that and go get that checked out.
01:31:45
Flaccid penis isn't going to feel a damn thing in there.
01:31:49
Out of the vagina, because
01:31:52
that's when
01:31:52
semen, aka income, spurts out of the penis.
01:31:55
Pulling out is a form of birth control.
01:31:57
It helps prevent pregnancy when you have penis in vagina, sex.
01:32:01
Okay, so.
01:32:02
But I'm about 20. To be.
01:32:04
Back to happiness in vagina sex is a other sex.
01:32:09
I mean, there is, but there shouldn't be.
01:32:11
That's they should be teaching the big guy right?
01:32:14
That's how people are made.
01:32:17
This this used to be called the rhythm method.
01:32:21
That's where babies go.
01:32:23
Not pulling out. Or you'd get the rhythm just right.
01:32:25
The better, the better drummer you are, the closer
01:32:27
you can get to the rhythm and decide how many children you have.
01:32:30
The does work.
01:32:33
Now see a bump?
01:32:35
If you do that bump, that's where she gets you real.
01:32:39
Okay, now, what does this chart show us?
01:32:41
Bump, bump, bump.
01:32:42
Looks like it's all the same. It's just.
01:32:44
They're just showing up.
01:32:46
They're just showing up.
01:32:48
Two people out of 100.
01:32:49
So that should be 100. That's 110 by ten.
01:32:52
Easily seen people out of 100 get pregnant.
01:32:56
You're using withdrawal all right.
01:32:58
Because pulling out is pretty good.
01:33:00
Your partner has to get the timing exactly right.
01:33:03
And which is why.
01:33:04
It's called the rhythm method.
01:33:06
I like how they have, like, little childish, like clay.
01:33:10
Yeah, I know what it's like.
01:33:13
Yeah, it's kind of like.
01:33:14
It's going to bend up and turn into Gumby.
01:33:16
Hey, kids.
01:33:17
Alternate.
01:33:18
Hand is going to come out. So what is it?
01:33:19
It's own timing I know.
01:33:22
So there's one who's on whatever side this is.
01:33:25
Might might throw the logic at you of well it's same thing with the trans the kids.
01:33:29
Oh if you don't trans them, if they don't get their dick and,
01:33:32
you know, turn into a vagina, they're going to kill themselves.
01:33:35
But it's not up to them.
01:33:36
If it's up to you.
01:33:39
Yeah, but if you.
01:33:39
Don't teach them to pull out,
01:33:40
they don't know that method and they might get pregnant.
01:33:42
So teaching in the pull out method is preventing pregnancy, right.
01:33:46
But at the same time it's also promoting it because it's like yes.
01:33:50
So they they made it sound all stupid and said 22 and 100 blah blah blah blah blah.
01:33:54
What I. Like, what I heard was.
01:33:56
What?
01:33:56
No, it's 1 in 4.
01:33:58
Dude, that's not good, adds I.
01:33:59
If look, if I'm playing the fucking, a casino game, one of.
01:34:05
I have to.
01:34:05
Turn it around to the casino game and call it Russian roulette and say that
01:34:09
it say it again. All right. Yeah. Or.
01:34:13
Oh, if I want to play that game,
01:34:15
odds are definitely in favor of them.
01:34:18
There's no bullet, but.
01:34:20
There's only one way. 100%.
01:34:21
There's only one way, two ways.
01:34:23
If you count the big A as two ways.
01:34:26
By the way.
01:34:27
Abstinence and anal
01:34:29
are the only way to not get pregnant.
01:34:32
The abstinence we in the.
01:34:34
In a way. By the way.
01:34:35
If you're not, I don't care.
01:34:37
Oh man with house money, this is this will be a moment to know if you're a
01:34:41
younger person still active, having sex in don't want children then just don't.
01:34:47
Don't gamble.
01:34:47
If there's a 1 in 1,000,000 chance.
01:34:50
With your luck, you know who you are.
01:34:51
You know who I'm talking to.
01:34:53
You'll get a pregnant.
01:34:55
Yeah. Don't do it.
01:34:58
Does that mean, for starters,
01:35:00
they have to pull their penis completely out of your vagina before any semen?
01:35:04
We go back to the. This can be tough.
01:35:06
They had to know their body really well to be able to pull out in time.
01:35:10
And that's often in the precise moment when sex that's not.
01:35:13
That's such a misnomer, because there can be like,
01:35:16
you know, there can be some residual buildup that, you know, kind of comes out
01:35:19
on its own prior to there can be some there.
01:35:22
Can be about a 1 in 4 chance.
01:35:25
There can be.
01:35:26
It's just weird that they just go
01:35:28
if you're if they know exactly what they're doing.
01:35:31
I like your plan words, Gary. Yeah.
01:35:32
If a little bit comes out, you become a parent. Lee.
01:35:37
But the people here Planned Parenthood are teaching.
01:35:40
It's just possible the perfected is what they're saying.
01:35:44
Just keep working it.
01:35:45
So I don't mean to be totally demented, but there's people
01:35:48
that believe that Planned Parenthood make money off abortion somehow.
01:35:51
And I never really felt that. You.
01:35:53
Never followed that rabbit hole.
01:35:55
But apparently.
01:35:57
I think conspiracy.
01:35:58
Theories, one of the conspiracy theories are that.
01:36:01
The I imagine
01:36:04
that right now you're feeling a bit like Alice
01:36:08
tumbling down.
01:36:09
The rabbit hole, down the rabbit
01:36:13
hole, down the rabbit hole.
01:36:18
That the Clintons
01:36:19
are making money off the aborted baby fetuses and turning them
01:36:22
into a adrina chrome that the leader like somehow drinking or sucking your.
01:36:26
Turn it even eating the baby.
01:36:29
And so it would make sense that they're teaching all the young people
01:36:32
to be promiscuous.
01:36:33
They're like, oops, we steered too far with gay and trans,
01:36:36
and now nobody's actually having babies that we can get aborted.
01:36:39
I don't believe this by any means, and I don't not believe it.
01:36:41
I have no evidence either way or either force against her.
01:36:44
So I don't know her research it, don't discount anything, but
01:36:48
it makes sense that, if Planned Parenthood does make money off of abortions,
01:36:52
then they wouldn't.
01:36:53
They want to increase promiscuous sex.
01:36:56
That would make people have a 1 in 4 chance of getting pregnant.
01:37:01
Yeah, well, the statistics is.
01:37:03
I think that.
01:37:05
The number one killer of, black children is abortion.
01:37:08
So that I've seen those statistics.
01:37:13
Yeah.
01:37:15
Wouldn't it be better just to say, wear a condom?
01:37:17
I mean, isn't that like a one? In a way? Better chance than.
01:37:20
Or just like to take care of them. But.
01:37:24
What do you mean?
01:37:25
Like, wait, having sex
01:37:28
with somebody you love and you're ready to have a child with take and then.
01:37:31
Even. Even say, say that. See, that's not the case.
01:37:34
Even if you, you know, have sex and you have one and you don't necessarily
01:37:37
love that person, at least like, love the kid, I.
01:37:41
Yeah, I can't.
01:37:41
I mean, I go. For everyone.
01:37:42
There's plenty of white trash motherfuckers
01:37:44
out there that, I have known some of them in my lifetime.
01:37:48
Yeah, I've.
01:37:49
Actually known more white ones and black ones, in my opinion.
01:37:51
I've known plenty of great black fathers.
01:37:53
I've known. I've known plenty of.
01:37:56
So I've had.
01:37:57
I've had sex for pleasure.
01:37:58
So I'd be a hypocrite if I said anything
01:38:01
else.
01:38:02
Oh, so nothing but accidents.
01:38:04
Guess what, kids?
01:38:05
No, no no no, my kids.
01:38:06
The two kids that I have are so planned.
01:38:08
It's it's. Ridiculous. Really?
01:38:09
You said they were all accidents.
01:38:11
No no no no no no, I said I've had sex for just pleasure in my lifetime and way,
01:38:17
way younger.
01:38:20
No, it's really.
01:38:21
Creepy when when you.
01:38:22
So I've heard that.
01:38:23
And I've always been creeped out
01:38:24
by where the parents are, like having sex specifically to have a baby.
01:38:27
And it's like, it just. I just fucking.
01:38:30
I did it twice. You're.
01:38:31
You're fucking with the intent of, like, children on your mind, and it's good.
01:38:34
Yeah, it was good. And we're good.
01:38:36
We're good. Weird. It was really, really good.
01:38:38
Then the second time it was almost. It was awesome that.
01:38:43
No. So I don't know if I set myself up for a small penis joke, but I really didn't.
01:38:47
I don't, I don't.
01:38:49
I don't think it's possible if it is possible that. Wow.
01:38:51
And I've seen some penises that it had to have been possible right.
01:38:55
But I would have I would have had to have popped some membrane.
01:38:58
It would have been really messy.
01:39:00
No, no, no, this is so.
01:39:02
There's no that.
01:39:03
Well, when you have a baby, there's, you know.
01:39:06
Yeah.
01:39:06
The baby I can't you don't have access to the head until the water breaks.
01:39:09
It's in a.
01:39:10
But I mean, so the water breaks. But.
01:39:14
Sorry Gary, I don't I mean I don't know.
01:39:17
Yeah, well the water, you know, where.
01:39:20
Do you think he knows where children come from?
01:39:22
Maybe that's why he doesn't have children
01:39:25
is. I mean, those are Rhode.
01:39:28
I know that.
01:39:29
Children can be very gross.
01:39:31
You know, they're disgusting.
01:39:33
I don't disagree with that. I think a little fox.
01:39:35
Yeah.
01:39:37
So, speaking of children.
01:39:38
Good. Good segue. Gary.
01:39:40
Not Gary Brady.
01:39:41
Gary I know, so. Okay, save this from.
01:39:44
I forgot to bring it up on the last episode.
01:39:46
Brady, you said to earmark this in the text at some point.
01:39:49
Kentucky senator wants to stop a ban on child sex dolls
01:39:52
because it will discourage them.
01:39:55
Yeah.
01:39:55
Also lost trans child to suicide.
01:39:58
Apparently.
01:39:59
Oh, yeah.
01:40:00
That one lady.
01:40:00
Recall this. Do you recall this? Do.
01:40:04
I don't have anything pulled up on her, though.
01:40:07
Yeah. What do you think of that lawyer?
01:40:09
They want to.
01:40:09
They want to ban child.
01:40:11
No, it's don't gloss over that.
01:40:13
That's textiles for children.
01:40:16
Child like sex dolls.
01:40:18
You do it for men.
01:40:20
Do you have a quote here?
01:40:21
It actually gives them maps that release
01:40:24
that makes them less likely to go out and attack children.
01:40:29
She. She refused to.
01:40:30
Use the hateful word pedophile.
01:40:33
Remind you to bring this up on the show
01:40:36
the just we get more baby photos of her dead.
01:40:40
The child as the mother of
01:40:42
that must be text to speech flow.
01:40:46
No, I mean.
01:40:47
The smaller sex doll is because less material
01:40:51
makes it deeper and he's just trying to save a buck.
01:40:54
I thought, no.
01:40:57
Oh. These are. Yeah.
01:40:59
I made sure to clear it.
01:41:00
Not to say smile.
01:41:01
I said child like sex dolls.
01:41:03
And then it's just a bunch of conservatives
01:41:05
that one have just outlawed in their state.
01:41:07
And she's like saying, no, we shouldn't.
01:41:09
It's not only is it not a good, not a good idea to ban them,
01:41:12
but you're going to cause harm because these maps
01:41:16
won't be able to act out their fantasies.
01:41:17
So they're going to actually go out and attack children.
01:41:22
So I suggested that fine.
01:41:24
If you're going to let them build the doll, then let's do it.
01:41:26
And you're a little harshly, I said, in your dead
01:41:29
child's image.
01:41:33
Would she be okay?
01:41:34
I mean, then, you know, rethink it. She might.
01:41:35
She might reconsider then how she would feel if somebody,
01:41:39
you know, that would really put empathy and make it real personal,
01:41:43
she might react. Yeah, yeah.
01:41:44
You made it super personal.
01:41:46
I mean, how hot was her kid?
01:41:48
No idea.
01:41:50
I'm not sure we'd have to.
01:41:51
We'd have to get a maps. We'd have to get a maps.
01:41:53
If you're a maps, can you come on the show so we can.
01:41:57
We'll do hot or not with a bunch of kids
01:42:00
too far? No.
01:42:03
Which. All right. Which one of these?
01:42:06
Which one of these?
01:42:07
Claymation.
01:42:09
Timers would you fuck if you had to.
01:42:12
Like yellow one because it's crooked.
01:42:14
Crooked? That's a dirty.
01:42:16
That's the one that's going to do a little more. You're right.
01:42:18
Yeah. And I work a little harder.
01:42:20
I didn't know.
01:42:21
I didn't know there was an answer to that while I was. There.
01:42:25
But there clearly is the pink one right.
01:42:27
Away I wasn't. No way.
01:42:29
Oh, damn. I'm getting a. Call.
01:42:32
Wait. I.
01:42:33
Oh, on your landline.
01:42:38
Oh. Stand by.
01:42:42
Hold on. Oh.
01:42:43
Hello, caller.
01:42:44
I forgot to turn you on, and nobody's going to see anything until I do.
01:42:49
That yours?
01:42:52
This one.
01:42:53
Is it.
01:42:53
Draw.
01:42:56
I don't know which tap.
01:42:58
Hello.
01:43:00
So when somebody asks for, known pedophile to call him.
01:43:03
Yeah,
01:43:05
like the botnet at work.
01:43:08
It's echoing, so that's unfortunate.
01:43:10
Oh, shit. Oh,
01:43:14
it kind of.
01:43:15
It kind of ruins the effect a little bit, but go ahead.
01:43:17
Go ahead.
01:43:18
Hello?
01:43:18
Hello.
01:43:22
My name is,
01:43:23
drew. Drew.
01:43:25
Drew.
01:43:28
Yeah. Hi, drew.
01:43:29
You're.
01:43:29
I'm with, Dragons.
01:43:33
You guys were asking for an expert on, molesting children.
01:43:36
For some reason, they're still echo, but, yeah, you're you're.
01:43:39
Oh, you're the molester. I mean, the maps. Sorry. You don't.
01:43:41
I thought you don't prefer the term molester.
01:43:44
If you're an actual molester, than
01:43:46
what I'd like to do.
01:43:48
I'd like to take you and wring your.
01:43:58
Oh, great.
01:43:58
George. Thank you.
01:43:59
That was weird.
01:44:00
When you know. What are you talking about?
01:44:02
Well, all we just had a call and.
01:44:04
And drew, I think you missed it.
01:44:06
Oh, no, no, no, I heard some about him say that.
01:44:09
He was like, he.
01:44:10
You didn't call himself a map because he's old school.
01:44:11
He, like, he prefers that molester term. He's.
01:44:14
Yeah, I see that. That's pretty balding.
01:44:16
I don't mean.
01:44:17
I'm starting to accept the maps, you know, because we have to accept everything.
01:44:20
The whole letter acronym thing.
01:44:21
You're starting to accept them by because your kids are old enough
01:44:24
now to where there is no longer an issue to.
01:44:26
Files. Yeah, I have no pets. No.
01:44:28
And my kids are grown, so fuck what you want doesn't bother me.
01:44:34
Is a whole.
01:44:35
Whole new definition to the Nimby.
01:44:37
You know, the Nimby. Is oh.
01:44:39
Oh wait, I I've heard this one.
01:44:42
But I was just so backwards.
01:44:44
Here we go.
01:44:44
Shit. Piss. Fuck! Hancock. Slacker motherfucker.
01:44:47
Since you were close, it's not in my backyard.
01:44:52
Can I stick it in your backyard?
01:44:53
In my backyard?
01:44:54
Oh, okay. Let me so you can do what the fuck you want.
01:44:57
Just as long as it's not in my. In my bag.
01:45:00
Yeah. Not near me.
01:45:02
Okay.
01:45:03
So in my backyard, May the 4th
01:45:06
party, my place.
01:45:09
Now I'm thinking about posting, just like a general invitation
01:45:13
for anybody who wants to attend.
01:45:18
But. Sorry.
01:45:19
Go ahead. And you're still gonna.
01:45:22
I did that once.
01:45:23
Talked to, some people around.
01:45:26
We did that. We did that one time. Who was around?
01:45:28
Oh, I.
01:45:29
To well, I want to say like the the the
01:45:33
the like the the the tagline will be good.
01:45:37
Friend only.
01:45:39
Because I think if you invite the riff raff
01:45:41
only then you don't get the people that don't identify as riff raff.
01:45:45
So some. Reverse psychology. Shit.
01:45:48
Correct?
01:45:49
That's exactly what that is.
01:45:51
It's, using the Dunning-Kruger effect.
01:45:55
It's reverse psychology.
01:45:56
You see the Dunning-Kruger effect?
01:45:58
I don't understand you.
01:46:00
I, I don't get people who.
01:46:03
Consider themselves riffraff,
01:46:07
like, or I do get the people that consider that filtered breath.
01:46:10
I understand what you're saying.
01:46:11
I don't think you breath out by inviting only the riffraff.
01:46:17
Maybe.
01:46:17
I don't know,
01:46:19
I don't really give the wheel a spin.
01:46:22
Please.
01:46:23
We have that.
01:46:25
Yes, we have one of those.
01:46:27
Do we have that?
01:46:30
I for others the same.
01:46:31
But I always do this and interrupt.
01:46:34
I'll do that. Not even change.
01:46:36
Okay, great.
01:46:37
Yeah.
01:46:43
Now esthetics.
01:46:44
Athletics, athletics.
01:46:46
And you fucking get the description.
01:46:48
It's sports.
01:46:49
It's sports. But the gay way to say it.
01:46:53
Right. Exactly.
01:46:54
Always been there was true in religious or religiosity and spirituality.
01:47:01
No not I do want to get into that.
01:47:02
Not at all like that.
01:47:04
Do we find the will this people.
01:47:07
The weird athletic people, cricket's middle.
01:47:09
No. Athletic. So Jesus doesn't exist.
01:47:13
Like intellectual guys.
01:47:15
Like I'm talking about intelligence or intellect.
01:47:18
You're talking about intellectual like math.
01:47:20
Math. Let's. That's what.
01:47:22
Oh, oh, I'm a mathlete.
01:47:26
A mathlete.
01:47:29
No, this is a meth lab.
01:47:31
Oh, yeah, I believe that.
01:47:33
That's what. Explain the way you look. At.
01:47:36
Yeah, it does like the teeth and everything.
01:47:42
To that.
01:47:42
So the teeth did sit with you.
01:47:44
Let's check in here.
01:47:47
Oh I, I didn't I, I it drives me crazy that I look like this
01:47:51
and I still I joke, but I might whatever,
01:47:56
I don't, I don't mind the perfect look you know the Tom cruise.
01:48:00
Perfect, profile and teeth and the, you know, the nose and the eyes and, like,
01:48:05
everything being proportionate and the perfect look that's not human.
01:48:13
It's, I
01:48:14
look like a human being because I'm not perfect.
01:48:18
I, I, I cherish our imperfections,
01:48:23
all right?
01:48:24
I appreciate mine.
01:48:28
I don't mind my hairline.
01:48:30
I mean, it's.
01:48:30
Not like you're.
01:48:31
It's not like you're not married, but.
01:48:33
Right. You're right. I'm a. Yeah.
01:48:35
So I don't know if you guys, you know, not trying to do each other that much.
01:48:38
I've got low motility.
01:48:40
Do you think this golfing?
01:48:41
Do you think disc golfing takes athletics?
01:48:44
No, no.
01:48:47
To be good, though.
01:48:48
I think it does. What's the what?
01:48:49
I mean, what is the underlying line and drugs.
01:48:53
And any.
01:48:54
And any metrics above thinking like if.
01:48:57
If, if you're sweating.
01:48:58
If you're sweating because you're playing a hard chess match.
01:49:00
I don't call that athletic because I don't think,
01:49:02
even though it's grueling race car driving, still borderline.
01:49:05
Again, I've never raced a car, but I, you know, you're stealing a car.
01:49:08
I don't call it athletics. NASCAR is not.
01:49:11
Even though a lot of people would disagree with me on that.
01:49:14
But anything past that, I think, is athletics.
01:49:16
If you're kicking a ball, anything with a ball, anything with skill
01:49:20
that you have to aim, catch, throw or knock over, maybe,
01:49:28
running, you don't even need to have a prop.
01:49:29
You could be just running to compete something faster, higher, stronger.
01:49:34
What, what do you think? Athletics.
01:49:36
Oh, dirty.
01:49:39
Hurts.
01:49:40
It's a. Skill game.
01:49:41
I want to be like, you know.
01:49:43
Right. Skill. Yeah, yeah.
01:49:44
I'm looking at this.
01:49:46
Grandma was just coughing.
01:49:49
Yes. Yeah.
01:49:50
There's a I think it's a small. Yeah.
01:49:51
Like you're putting.
01:49:51
Way more anyway you need. Some level. So.
01:49:54
All right.
01:49:54
This is an honest answer.
01:49:56
I mean. Wheelchair. Versus. Gradient.
01:50:00
Any of your friends or people that you're where
01:50:03
disc golf in a wheelchair?
01:50:06
No. I mean, they can throw be in a wheelchair.
01:50:09
Sure. Yeah, but.
01:50:11
But probably not.
01:50:12
To the guy with no arms that throws a Frisbee with a foot.
01:50:17
Really?
01:50:18
Just with it or just.
01:50:19
Yeah. It's me. Does he throw it? Well.
01:50:22
No. He's good.
01:50:23
Yeah he does. He has. It actually is a bomb.
01:50:25
Astro, measure how much power you can generate with your leg.
01:50:30
You got a good drive.
01:50:31
I suppose people keep. You up,
01:50:35
fix it up with the foot and and hugs it.
01:50:38
And I'm telling you, he's he's a good.
01:50:39
This golfer.
01:50:42
He's got no longer.
01:50:43
Be allowed to do that.
01:50:45
Yes. You're allowed to do.
01:50:47
Yeah. If you if you. If not okay.
01:50:50
If they don't allow him and he doesn't have arms.
01:50:52
Wow. That is some serious.
01:50:54
I'm not I'm not funny. Guy.
01:50:55
Yeah.
01:50:56
Yes I don't I don't care if he throws it five times farther than anyone that way
01:51:00
or five times shorter.
01:51:02
You let him throw.
01:51:02
It's like the poor little guy that they.
01:51:04
He ran without legs that I know ended up killing somebody and all that.
01:51:07
That Pistorius got his first name. Oh, yeah.
01:51:10
Yeah, yeah. Fostoria,
01:51:13
Australia.
01:51:13
They took his medal away because he didn't have legs
01:51:16
because they said he had a vaunted Blade Runner.
01:51:19
They called. Him.
01:51:20
And they're right. 100% sure.
01:51:23
Yeah. So killed the killed his girlfriend.
01:51:25
He did. He did. Yeah. Yes.
01:51:27
He killed his girlfriend. Shot her that barely got.
01:51:30
He barely got any jail time for that two allegedly.
01:51:32
Allegedly. That's what he did.
01:51:35
He did. He was charged
01:51:37
and barely going to jail time.
01:51:39
Now the funny thing is that.
01:51:40
This is absolutely true.
01:51:41
This.
01:51:44
Yeah.
01:51:45
We sidebar too far. Now.
01:51:46
A lot of people say.
01:51:47
Rabbit.
01:51:48
Hole that a, a singer is not a musician.
01:51:52
And I disagree.
01:51:53
Ozzy Osborne had a good solo career after Black Sabbath,
01:51:57
but Robert Plant had a crappy solo career after all.
01:52:02
Was that LED Zeppelin?
01:52:04
I also thought George Harrison's solo career was crap.
01:52:07
After the Beatles, but say,
01:52:12
I don't know, Bruce Dickinson still fantastic down Iron Maiden.
01:52:15
So these singers are either good
01:52:19
or bad based on their own merit, even though they were with good bands.
01:52:23
Ozzy and Bruce Dickinson are good without their original band,
01:52:28
but George Harrison and who was my other example?
01:52:33
Well, they're bad with Robert Plant
01:52:35
or bad without their respective bands.
01:52:38
And and I realize this has nothing to do with that politics. But,
01:52:43
there, there there was no,
01:52:45
this is this is something that's come up on the show before, The Brady George Show.
01:52:49
More than than this show.
01:52:51
Last, last week.
01:52:53
It was part because Dr..
01:52:54
Adjusted his chair for about 2.5 minutes.
01:52:58
Remember George drawer?
01:52:59
Just the chair for about 2.5 minutes left.
01:53:02
Radio show.
01:53:03
What does that say? I can't read that. Buddhism.
01:53:05
Oh, my.
01:53:06
It would be religion, Buddhism.
01:53:08
Wisdom, Religion, Buddhism, Buddhism.
01:53:12
Buddhism, the only true religion.
01:53:14
The one and only.
01:53:17
Absolutely 100.
01:53:18
Oh, you.
01:53:19
Say that to all the girls.
01:53:22
I do.
01:53:23
I do.
01:53:23
There's 42,000 religions on offer.
01:53:26
And I don't take no orders from the woman, by the way,
01:53:29
by the way, I don't take no orders from no women.
01:53:32
By the way.
01:53:36
What's a man's triumph?
01:53:37
Oh, should we get into it?
01:53:40
Yeah. Oh, here he is.
01:53:41
Yeah.
01:53:44
I taste good goes.
01:53:47
All right.
01:53:50
I'd like to see more.
01:53:51
I would like to. More than I want to see him play.
01:53:53
I want to see the guy who says, Sorry, sir, you can't throw like that here.
01:54:01
If I want to do that, we go, okay,
01:54:05
who's. Going to kick the Rangers ass first?
01:54:06
Or the whoever the.
01:54:08
Who would call that? The.
01:54:09
Do you guys have disc golf?
01:54:12
Regulators and tournaments and shit?
01:54:15
Because there's somebody that make sure you're following the rules
01:54:16
or it's always on your honor. Right?
01:54:19
Yeah.
01:54:21
Go one fucking one one video.
01:54:23
That's it.
01:54:24
One of the things I respect,
01:54:25
speaking of athletics, is the on Your Honor system in golf, where it's
01:54:28
just it's just gentlemanly that, you know, that's cheating.
01:54:32
Right?
01:54:34
And because of that, there's probably less cheating.
01:54:37
It's not necessarily honor system because the other guys in
01:54:39
your cart are going to know what's up.
01:54:41
Like, oh, you didn't. Fucking know that.
01:54:42
There is what you're doing.
01:54:44
Yeah. Everyone everyone keeps each other in check.
01:54:46
Now, if you have a group of guys that are all in on it together
01:54:49
and you're like, hey, let's all secretly elevate our card.
01:54:52
That's a big problem.
01:54:54
Because you can get away with that easily.
01:54:56
Right?
01:54:57
Well that's illusion.
01:54:59
Now you guys are talking conspiracy theory.
01:55:00
Conspiracy theory?
01:55:01
Yeah, it is.
01:55:04
Okay, I got one last thing for you guys before I.
01:55:08
I call it and night, and it's,
01:55:13
It's it's the the word.
01:55:18
The word of the day.
01:55:19
Is he.
01:55:20
No. Theistic?
01:55:23
So, you know, kino theistic.
01:55:26
You might. Have, you know,
01:55:29
h e n o t h e I t I see.
01:55:34
Why you look at.
01:55:35
You know what? I'm.
01:55:35
I got a minute and a half video. Just play.
01:55:37
This is a harmless golfer.
01:55:38
I don't know, it popped up in my other shit.
01:55:41
Okay, roll the clip.
01:55:50
Here's a player
01:55:51
who can beat most two fisted golfers at their own game.
01:55:54
Oh, I got to add the sound.
01:55:55
I'm sorry. I'm so disrespectful.
01:55:58
Okay, I hold the club I like.
01:56:00
I call them double fisted golfers.
01:56:02
They and run my drives.
01:56:04
I got 150 yards.
01:56:06
It almost looks like it's an effect.
01:56:10
Okay, I can drive
01:56:12
straight down the fairway.
01:56:15
No slice and no hot.
01:56:19
Right.
01:56:19
If you wait for him, I suck at golf.
01:56:22
Like I can do ten.
01:56:23
Times more than the average shit.
01:56:25
I would be in a flooded. Draw because he has no arms.
01:56:30
Oh, yeah.
01:56:31
Look at that shot. Right for the pin.
01:56:34
It shows. Uncanny skill.
01:56:37
Uncanny skill.
01:56:38
Because I can do the things I.
01:56:40
What what he meant by that is he has no ability to open a can.
01:56:43
Even if he does like it.
01:56:45
It's a real
01:56:47
physical handicap.
01:56:48
Yeah. Zero uncanny. Skill.
01:56:50
You know. What?
01:56:51
And I take that back.
01:56:52
I'll bet you all the money in my pocket.
01:56:54
That motherfucker can open a can with a shoulder.
01:56:56
Oh, he's smoking two.
01:56:57
Did you see that puff he's smoking in good one.
01:56:59
Fucking with his. Fucking shoulder blade.
01:57:02
I hope
01:57:04
my demonstration will teach the golfers at large.
01:57:07
That left a stiff left wrist. Left arm.
01:57:10
All right, now, look,
01:57:11
Chris, you said that's my story, and I'm going to stick to it.
01:57:15
Was that a homo slur?
01:57:17
He was thrown out there?
01:57:18
Yeah, well, you fagots out there.
01:57:20
It doesn't matter what color you are, how many arms you have, I get
01:57:24
you got no excuses for being a bad golfer.
01:57:26
Get out there and be a bad golfer. Now
01:57:29
do it.
01:57:30
So the Abrahamic religions are not monotheistic.
01:57:33
They're not polytheistic.
01:57:34
They're he noticing.
01:57:36
It's they're choosing one of many gods to follow.
01:57:41
That's that's why one of the commandments is put no other gods before me.
01:57:45
Yeah, you got me on that one.
01:57:46
I don't know how to argue. There's only one God
01:57:50
when it says don't have other.
01:57:52
But I always interpreted it as don't.
01:57:53
I don't elevate like, don't worship money or spend your whole life
01:57:57
dedicated to money because that becomes your God.
01:57:59
That's how I always.
01:58:01
Know all of the guys they're talking about were,
01:58:05
alien, lifeforms that that came down from the heavens.
01:58:09
And it was described pretty, pretty thoroughly in most scriptures.
01:58:15
And as alien.
01:58:17
Do you in that sense?
01:58:18
Like so I always hear that and think like, okay, maybe there was, competing,
01:58:23
you know, alien groups and obviously like other races.
01:58:26
Yeah. Fighting.
01:58:27
Not like fighting each other, but like trying to convince their theories.
01:58:31
And the one was just like, hey, don't listen to any of these other gods.
01:58:34
Listen to my. Words, right?
01:58:36
Yeah, yeah.
01:58:37
You have a lot of that going on.
01:58:39
So how do you think.
01:58:40
That that's that's potentially it or you just think that if that's the case
01:58:43
then it's a probability?
01:58:47
Well, how many religions do.
01:58:49
You give that idea.
01:58:52
Oh it's 100% true.
01:58:54
There are more than there are more races than.
01:58:57
We can count.
01:58:59
Yeah, but I mean, vying for like, how they help our.
01:59:03
Society, they don't help.
01:59:04
But equally, they're not all good.
01:59:06
They're not all evil.
01:59:07
They're not, they're like like us.
01:59:10
There's a there's a like there's a great gradient.
01:59:13
You can see it's very similar.
01:59:14
As how we operate on this planet, right, where you got
01:59:16
one country that operates a specific way, and all these other countries
01:59:20
are trying to tell that country, like, hey, you, you should do things this way.
01:59:23
You should do things that way.
01:59:24
I guess it'd be the same type of logic, right? Yeah.
01:59:26
Like Norway. Right. Very different.
01:59:30
Yeah.
01:59:31
But all humans, Homo sapiens, sapiens.
01:59:34
But man, North Korea, Norway have nothing to do with one another.
01:59:38
They're not. It's not similar.
01:59:40
I'd rather live in Norway. By the way.
01:59:42
The Earth is not the moon.
01:59:45
The Earth is not the moon.
01:59:46
Oh, oh, are you talking about my moon?
01:59:48
I misspoke, the part of the moon that used to be the earth.
01:59:52
Or whenever I go.
01:59:53
On the same expression where you said
01:59:54
those two countries are not similar, so you can't compare their cultures.
01:59:58
You can compare cultures if they're not similar.
02:00:01
As a matter of fact, that makes great comparison points.
02:00:05
If they're not similar.
02:00:09
What did I hear about Friday?
02:00:11
I don't know, I. Should have been listening.
02:00:13
Okay,
02:00:16
I can
02:00:17
oh, sorry.
02:00:18
It's fun to hear both.
02:00:20
That's why, you.
02:00:22
Know, I like this. Headphone and it plays.
02:00:26
Jesus.
02:00:26
Okay. All right. That's where the spike is.
02:00:29
Spike, you you I did it in third place.
02:00:32
Yeah, that's a little weird. So good.
02:00:35
Like a good production quality in this show.
02:00:37
I'm telling you.
02:00:40
Man, I,
02:00:42
I miss. Yeah.
02:00:42
Hey, you're learning one of the best keys to great ball striking drive.
02:00:46
I really wanted to know. Now.
02:00:48
No, you're not going.
02:00:48
Gonna egging the handle through the golf ball.
02:00:51
Well, he's going to chop his arms up nice and crispy.
02:00:56
Never again filling it.
02:01:00
Let me stop.
02:01:01
You got.
02:01:02
A. Nice divot on the front side of the golf ball.
02:01:05
Horrible. So good on the first time. So good out here.
02:01:07
Can you rewind.
02:01:08
What are we doing exactly
02:01:10
that eliminating the problem of inconsistent ball striking with a.
02:01:14
We need to strike those balls consistently.
02:01:16
Watch.
02:01:17
He stops and you'll never again hard 3:00.
02:01:23
That is a basketball.
02:01:24
We're going to create a nice divot.
02:01:26
On the front side of the goal.
02:01:28
It's a good no golfers Tom Cejudo.
02:01:29
Here card and we're going to be.
02:01:31
Doing exactly that.
02:01:33
Eliminating the problem of inconsistent ball
02:01:35
striking with a concept that legendary golfers use.
02:01:38
Like Ben Hogan, for example, the concept called dragging the handle.
02:01:42
And I've got a great visual for you, the handle.
02:01:45
The club is here.
02:01:46
The head of the club is here a great impact.
02:01:49
Looks like this.
02:01:50
The hands leading the club head.
02:01:53
And I bet you can see where we're going with this.
02:01:55
Bad impact is the opposite of that.
02:01:57
Don't you open with this arm?
02:01:59
Shorten up. Why?
02:02:01
So I want to get out of the.
02:02:01
Habit of falling back, arm shortening up, slipping and scooping.
02:02:06
You know, we want to get in the. Land of the people.
02:02:08
And what happens?
02:02:09
Look at the hands ahead of the ball and the arms straight after impact.
02:02:13
Golfer.
02:02:14
That's what can. People.
02:02:16
You sure take out a driver.
02:02:18
This is one of the best training aids on the planet
02:02:22
for getting good impact position.
02:02:25
You're just going to set the driver on the ground.
02:02:27
So don't move.
02:02:29
The ball position back almost where it's in line with your trail foot
02:02:33
and your heel.
02:02:34
That's fucking.
02:02:34
What I want you to do is get the.
02:02:38
Head together in line with your lead tie.
02:02:41
So this is really crazy.
02:02:42
And when I do this, I'm getting the face pointing down
02:02:46
in the club and it's closing the club face.
02:02:48
Sorry. What?
02:02:49
And then from there, he locks everybody.
02:02:51
Gary, what do you think about me. Right back here?
02:02:53
I have to go find a new jabber.
02:02:57
What do you think about the shorts?
02:02:58
I love golf pants.
02:03:01
He is.
02:03:01
He is wasting this opportunity to wear plaid pants.
02:03:06
I need a pair of planned golf pants, or I'm not going.
02:03:12
What are we going?
02:03:14
We should go golfing.
02:03:16
Maybe that's what we should do for Saint Patrick's Day.
02:03:18
We've got this flash drive organza coming up.
02:03:21
We got.
02:03:22
We got some planning to do.
02:03:23
We got a potluck.
02:03:26
That's not much planning.
02:03:28
Bring something.
02:03:29
Something to drink and something to smoke.
02:03:30
And then just tell us when to be there.
02:03:33
Clearly, we can't do it.
02:03:34
Clearly we can't do it. Monday at ten.
02:03:37
No, we should do it Sunday at noon.
02:03:40
Okay. Done.
02:03:43
And then we'll we'll re-air it Monday at ten.
02:03:48
That sounds perfect.
02:03:50
I'll bring the corona and
02:03:54
I want to bring something to eat.
02:03:55
Like I'll bring Sorento's.
02:03:58
That's easy.
02:04:00
Oh, Sorrento is great.
02:04:01
Pizza.
02:04:04
Oh, really great pizza.
02:04:05
Sorrento.
02:04:07
What's good? Okay.
02:04:09
All pizza is great pizza.
02:04:11
I disagree wholeheartedly.
02:04:13
Challenging you never. Had a bad pizza.
02:04:16
Challenging. Accepted. Motherfucker.
02:04:19
Easy.
02:04:19
Came by yesterday.
02:04:20
We watched a couple movies, and I made a Newman Newman's own crispy.
02:04:25
Good.
02:04:26
What, did we consummate? Our relationship.
02:04:29
We made a Newman's Own crust.
02:04:32
Logan,
02:04:34
we're freaking good.
02:04:38
I've been really. For.
02:04:41
I got the golf guys to look.
02:04:43
Fucker. Oh, shit.
02:04:46
Fucking golf guy.
02:04:47
There you go.
02:04:49
You just going to be on them? Leave them out there.
02:04:50
It'll be on all the clips now.
02:04:52
Fuck yeah.
02:04:54
I'm going to wear shorts on Sunday.
02:04:56
I don't think you are I yeah I don't I'm not going to be.
02:04:59
Liar, liar.
02:05:00
Do you own a pair of shorts.
02:05:04
I jean shorts.
02:05:05
You rip on me for them because they were never in style.
02:05:08
They were.
02:05:09
Shorts. No. They weren't.
02:05:11
My fashion sense is they were.
02:05:15
No, no, no they weren't.
02:05:18
Yeah. No.
02:05:20
I mean, 1988, maybe mid-to-late 90s.
02:05:23
How many recognized religions are there on earth?
02:05:26
42,000 at the latest.
02:05:29
Number I saw was 40 to 40.
02:05:31
I'm sorry, 4200.
02:05:32
The 4200.
02:05:35
You don't know or. I will accept that.
02:05:38
I would say each individual case of atheism is an individual
02:05:43
religion.
02:05:44
Wait, so because every everyone's atheist belief is slightly different, right?
02:05:49
Right.
02:05:49
I don't I don't believe in the Abrahamic.
02:05:52
You don't pray for something specifically.
02:05:54
So your interpretation of what may be is.
02:05:57
Is, And everyone's interpretation of what they do believe is different.
02:06:00
So there are 8 million different religions.
02:06:03
Everybody's all the people that.
02:06:06
They can't be.
02:06:06
And I'm people will say, oh, I'm, you know, Muslim,
02:06:09
but that doesn't you know, they claim it, but they're not following it to the T
02:06:13
of what it's supposed to.
02:06:14
But at least they're marrying themselves to that idea.
02:06:17
Atheists don't have a specific.
02:06:20
It's more of a, I think, a broad brush or
02:06:22
unless it's the same thing and I'm just being stupid about it.
02:06:25
One of the comments was correct about the fall of the Roman Empire.
02:06:28
I mean, I thought I was being revolutionary,
02:06:30
saying that the the fall of the Roman Empire was due to pants, but,
02:06:35
no, the Roman Empire still exists today, and it's ruled from the Vatican.
02:06:39
And it's funny because this revolutionary ties back to me being in Boston crazy.
02:06:44
Yeah, the Boston Tea party.
02:06:46
Oh, you should go out there and, like, dump all the tea in the harbor.
02:06:49
Yes, I saw some video.
02:06:51
There's, like, a little museum that's on a stump dumpling that you can go in.
02:06:54
They've got, I guess some ships there or something in there.
02:06:57
These little boats.
02:06:58
And all I saw was a little propaganda video online, and a bunch of children
02:07:01
were throwing fake things of tea into the water.
02:07:04
And I'm like, yeah, this looks dumb as fuck.
02:07:07
But, yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:07:10
Whatever it may be, it sounds stupid.
02:07:12
It's just going to be a bunch of pictures and writings.
02:07:14
I'd rather see a bunch of dumb statues and buildings, which is what I did.
02:07:24
Cool.
02:07:25
Isn't that what you do whenever you visit?
02:07:26
Anywhere you try to find something somewhere?
02:07:30
Yeah, I do, my trip to France ended up being a cathedral tour.
02:07:34
Like I'm not into the big churches, but there.
02:07:37
Gorgeous. They're incredible. What do. You mean?
02:07:39
What do you mean?
02:07:40
It ended up being one.
02:07:41
It, That wasn't my plan.
02:07:43
This is French for the Beatles.
02:07:46
But they interested me, so I kept.
02:07:49
I went to one another one, and then I looked up
02:07:52
the next one, and I looked up the next, and we just kept going.
02:07:55
And I ended up being.
02:07:56
Yeah, it ended up being a cathedral tour.
02:07:58
That was not the plan.
02:08:00
Wait, so let's just tie with ropes.
02:08:02
So then they just. Dances the dumb.
02:08:03
Yeah, it's just a little floaty thing that you can just like, oh, look at you.
02:08:07
It's like you're doing it.
02:08:11
Yeah, it's fucking stupid.
02:08:13
It's like, I bet you people pay like 15 bucks, 20 bucks a pop to do that.
02:08:16
You look pretty happy.
02:08:18
Yeah, because it's stupid.
02:08:20
I don't know what you're talking about,
02:08:22
but it's time for the Brady and George Show.
02:08:23
As above, so below.
02:08:26
You didn't finish it?
02:08:27
Said as above, so below.
02:08:29
I know. Right.
02:08:29
He could have at least had one last as good.
02:08:32
He could be low below.
02:08:34
For the Brady George Show.
02:08:35
Final thought give it 10s at most or at least I don't know.
02:08:40
Whatever you want.
02:08:42
Is there anything else you should say?
02:08:44
Yeah. As above. So below prays before me.
02:08:47
Gracious God, we have sinned against thee and are unworthy of mercy.
02:08:51
Pardon our sins and bless these mercies
02:08:53
for our use, and help us to eat and drink to thy glory, for Christ's sake.
02:08:57
Amen.
02:09:06
As above, so below.
02:09:11
As above, so below.
02:09:14
As above.
02:09:15
So below.
02:09:21
Here we go.
02:09:22
Check this one I consider motherfuker. Thank you.
02:09:25
Then consider motherfuker.
02:09:27
Consider motherfuker tense but consider motherfuker.
02:09:30
Check but come consider motherfuker consider motherfuker.
02:09:34
Come on come on come on come on.
02:09:37
But this one.
02:09:38
But come consider motherfuker children the know also like the one like that
02:09:44
to go.
02:09:45
Fagot fagot fagot.
02:09:54
Mr. Brady and washer
02:09:56
Brady and ordinary as above and so below.
02:10:01
Because he's so close Brady and for sure we're doing it our way.
02:10:06
We're gonna make it make our dreams come true Brady and John
02:10:11
show it Brady and draw extension out Brady.
02:10:15
Draw.
02:10:23
You put me.
02:10:27
That's the Brady Brady Show right now because jaw seems to be missing.
02:10:30
And I think I have a button for that.
02:10:33
I'll be right back.
02:10:34
I have to go find a new jabber.
02:10:37
So I had I want to end the show before he left it with before he left it,
02:10:42
before he left with all these people doing great things
02:10:45
because we were talking shit about people and how stupid they all were.
02:10:48
And the comments were stupid.
02:10:49
But he missed it, so hopefully he's still watching this here.
02:10:55
People doing great things to say.
02:10:59
Wait, that's the Tea Party.
02:11:00
That's the wrong frickin clip.
02:11:02
What's happening here?
02:11:03
This is what I wanted to show.
02:11:06
There it is.
02:11:06
Let's step outside ourselves, if only for a moment.
02:11:09
There's a big blue, beautiful world out there full of people living life
02:11:13
to the extremes.
02:11:14
It's time to celebrate the cavalcade of amazingness that is being human.
02:11:18
Let's begin.
02:11:21
Thank you, Clayton Jacobs.
02:11:22
And the second for inventing the jet ski.
02:11:25
You've given us meat heads, hours and hours of fun on the water.
02:11:30
I like these guys.
02:11:31
That efficiency here.
02:11:35
That guy finishes the job.
02:11:36
Boom!
02:11:53
You ever bitching about your job?
02:11:54
Be thankful you're not this guy.
02:11:56
Jet skiing.
02:11:56
What about a.
02:11:59
I don't know how much more wet.
02:12:03
The argument.
02:12:22
In today's edition
02:12:23
of Super Specialized skills.
02:12:27
I don't think that's really super specialized.
02:12:29
There.
02:12:30
No, just holding tennis balls on a racket.
02:12:35
Seems dumb.
02:12:39
Yeah, some of the shit's pretty cool, though.
02:12:41
I thought having people stand on you when you're doing a plank.
02:12:44
Just. By your own, I mean, it's all the way up.
02:12:46
I'm not going to complain.
02:12:48
It's all the way up to his knees.
02:12:49
So he's really not.
02:12:49
I mean, it's not like he's holding them with his feet,
02:12:51
but dude at the bottom of his legs.
02:12:54
And apparently, apparently, you can go stand on this guy
02:12:56
because these are all just tourists and strangers walking on.
02:13:02
Really?
02:13:02
Just because he's got abs out or he's got one of them.
02:13:05
Like the plate gimmick.
02:13:07
So Michael Jackson lean.
02:13:11
Yeah, I don't know.
02:13:11
He's just holding the stuff up by his legs.
02:13:13
But just.
02:13:15
That's the you got the.
02:13:19
Gimmick in the pants where it locks into the floor that you're still putting.
02:13:22
You're still doing a hell of a ab crunch, but.
02:13:25
The rest, he's on a.
02:13:28
Team.
02:13:31
I don't get this one.
02:13:37
I couldn't figure that one.
02:13:38
I can't. Do that. There's no way you can do that.
02:13:40
The possible so. Well.
02:13:41
All right, so there's a magic trick and.
02:13:43
All right, spoiler alert.
02:13:43
If anybody is into magic and shit, there's a way that you can do a banana.
02:13:47
And if you peel the banana, it's totally sliced.
02:13:51
So what you do, though, is you take a needle and thread
02:13:53
and you poke it in
02:13:54
one tiny hole
02:13:54
and you go a loop it round or whatever, and you slice and come out the other hole
02:13:57
and put when you pull it, it slices the banana.
02:13:59
And you do that a couple times.
02:14:00
So then you're like, ooh,
02:14:02
he must have done something like that where he went into the shell
02:14:05
or what do you call, what do you call the skin of a white.
02:14:07
Ryan.
02:14:07
To two fucking two different watermelons.
02:14:10
But it seems like a pretty tight fit, though.
02:14:13
No, I'm saying he's got something under the skin somehow and managed to.
02:14:17
There's no way you would have been able to clean, like, have it.
02:14:21
There's no way you could.
02:14:22
Have two different watermelons. You.
02:14:25
How do you slice a banana inside the skin?
02:14:27
Right.
02:14:30
Well, I want to know how he do.
02:14:31
Device not have device.
02:14:34
I wish that you could just buy watermelon, but like that.
02:14:36
Doesn't love a good slicer. Watch.
02:14:38
Wait, did he just roll it?
02:14:40
No way. I didn't see that.
02:14:41
And I cut the clip. No, I did it.
02:14:43
I'm sure this guy, this muscle man here moves a car.
02:14:46
But I've seen that too much. It's a very specific car.
02:14:49
The engine's in the front.
02:14:50
I myself can pick up the back.
02:14:52
I can't turn it and walk like he is, but I can do like a deadlift
02:14:56
and pick the wheels up for a split second and then put it back down.
02:14:59
It's that light.
02:15:00
And I'm in high school. Yeah, in high school, one of,
02:15:04
one of, the dudes had a geo tracker, and,
02:15:08
he was on the football team and my brother and,
02:15:11
a couple of the other football guys, it only took like, two of them.
02:15:14
Two of them, really,
02:15:15
but they would, you know, use three just there for whoever was around.
02:15:18
But I've seen them do it. Just two of them.
02:15:20
They pick it up and move it and fuck with them
02:15:22
and like, put it in between, like a spot where you pull out.
02:15:25
Yeah.
02:15:26
So look like dude, he did just spin it.
02:15:29
When the temperature starts to rise.
02:15:31
It's already it's seamlessly cut.
02:15:34
He already has a spot on it, but he's slicing down shit.
02:15:38
It's the Martha Stewart, Brady and George show already.
02:15:41
Before he does. It.
02:15:42
Is he going to cut it into like, watermelon little bro?
02:15:44
Is he going to cut the watermelon starts to rise.
02:15:52
He didn't even cut.
02:15:55
Know I'm gonna have a look.
02:15:57
At the secret. That was the.
02:15:59
There's no way you're going to remove.
02:16:01
You can't do that.
02:16:03
It doesn't.
02:16:04
You would be able to do that by just cutting it in half
02:16:07
and then, like, holding half of it and going
02:16:10
and having that half of it fall out, it would have.
02:16:13
You noticed.
02:16:14
He. Didn't he didn't slice in.
02:16:16
He just scored it
02:16:17
and then somehow pulled it away from the shell like perfectly clean.
02:16:21
Yeah. We got to try this. We're going to try this next week.
02:16:23
Yeah I'm going to get two different watermelons.
02:16:25
I'm going to shave one completely from the outside.
02:16:27
So I have just the core.
02:16:28
And then I'm going to take another one, cut it and then hollow it out.
02:16:32
And I'm going to put the core from the one end to the other and go look what I did.
02:16:42
Oh my God, I forgot.
02:16:44
It's so hot, so hilarious.
02:16:47
Believe it. I believe that happened.
02:16:48
Oh, I forgot to tell my girlfriend I was laughing in line.
02:16:51
This dude, this fucking song reminds me.
02:16:53
So I want the total line because the fucking stupid they got.
02:16:57
Market basket is the dumb name of a grocery store around here
02:17:01
and they don't sell beer, so there happened to be a total wine.
02:17:04
So I go to a total wine. All the wines are great.
02:17:07
Yeah. No. It's awesome.
02:17:07
The dude in front of me.
02:17:09
Was like, the dude coaxed him into signing up for the stupid rewards.
02:17:13
And the rewards thing is so stupid because all you get is like, a the bag,
02:17:17
like a wine bag holder, and it's just it's pointless.
02:17:20
You don't get any discounts on anything.
02:17:23
So the dude convinces them to
02:17:25
sign up for the rewards points, and the guy says it is,
02:17:30
his name. Fuck.
02:17:31
I forget what it was, but it was like some really gay involving EDM.
02:17:35
It was like some wizard EDM.
02:17:37
Like it was so stupid and so gay and so EDM.
02:17:41
I was just laughing myself.
02:17:43
What's EDM?
02:17:44
What's EDM?
02:17:45
Electronic dance music?
02:17:47
Oh, like and and and. Yep.
02:17:49
Yeah.
02:17:50
Like the music though you're hearing in the background there.
02:17:52
Gotcha. So it reminded me of it.
02:17:54
But yeah, it was kind of it was kind of hilarious because it's like,
02:17:57
dude, you don't have another email that isn't weird.
02:18:02
No. My girlfriend even made sure one of her emails
02:18:05
when she was younger was, she loves dogs camp.
02:18:10
So it's.
02:18:11
I'd say that Augie didn't say doggy.
02:18:13
Let's say. It. Don't say it. Oh, no.
02:18:16
Don't say.
02:18:16
Well, there's. A there's
02:18:17
other things that coincide with it, but the base of it is doggy lover.
02:18:21
And then there's other things that.
02:18:23
And I just as long as she doesn't act on it.
02:18:25
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
02:18:26
No, but it's funny because she's embarrassed every time she.
02:18:29
She's had to say that out loud when they're like, oh, what's your email?
02:18:31
And so she's, she had, she made their email.
02:18:33
So she, it was that. Yeah.
02:18:35
It was either SNL or one of those skit shows way back
02:18:38
when I had a whole thing like that where they're at job interviews
02:18:40
and they're like, what's your what's your email?
02:18:42
And they were harsh.
02:18:44
I can remember Will Ferrell saying some outrageous freaking emails,
02:18:48
which I can't remember any of the emails, but yeah, they were like,
02:18:51
but stuff and whatever it so and so and they're just taking it all seriously.
02:18:54
And the emails progressively got worse and worse and worse.
02:18:57
I mean, if you were a homosexual in your
02:19:01
email
02:19:02
involved some type of homosexual activity,
02:19:05
would that would they be able to discriminate against you
02:19:09
due to that?
02:19:10
If I was hiring a bunch of people, I don't care what the rules and laws are,
02:19:13
I would use everything at my disposal to decide for the best person.
02:19:17
And if somebody had an email saying professional worker
02:19:20
at professional Spacecom and somebody else had one that said monkey,
02:19:24
Camille said something.
02:19:26
Monkey fucks.
02:19:27
A lot of the monkey. By the monkey.
02:19:30
Because everything seems to start with monkey.
02:19:34
Somebody knows what I'm talking about.
02:19:36
Yeah.
02:19:37
And, the racists do.
02:19:40
No, no, I did not.
02:19:41
See you're interpreting that. Is that.
02:19:43
Oh, sorry I missed somebody.
02:19:46
Emails joke show starts with monkey.
02:19:51
Fladge rants commented.
02:19:53
Hello. It's
02:19:55
not a gay thing to comment.
02:19:57
There was at 1120.
02:19:59
Yeah, that was me testing the chat.
02:20:01
Oh my bad when it didn't work.
02:20:03
What a gay thing to say.
02:20:06
Chat's going to target.
02:20:09
The gay chat.
02:20:12
Chat says no, you're gay.
02:20:17
So what do you say?
02:20:18
You say anything back to that?
02:20:24
What does he mean by gay?
02:20:27
What do you mean?
02:20:27
What sense?
02:20:30
Like super happy.
02:20:31
Probably.
02:20:34
I don't I don't know.
02:20:41
So we normally don't have sound effects, but thank you for that.
02:20:44
He means, like, gargling gay.
02:20:46
No, but I didn't want to try this out because I don't download this free thing.
02:20:50
And it seems like there's going to be a delay.
02:20:52
But I'm just curious if there's. Just a call.
02:20:54
For putting what you putting golf. Go back and.
02:20:56
You will. Said that. You said I want to try something.
02:20:59
So I put on the thing that's called for guest share big you know.
02:21:05
So for guests and also.
02:21:09
I'll turn it off.
02:21:11
What what are you going to try?
02:21:15
I heard something.
02:21:16
Yeah. No.
02:21:17
Okay, so it does work, but I don't know if there's a delay.
02:21:20
I want to see if there is a delay, because I hear.
02:21:24
A delay on my end.
02:21:28
When I clap too many times.
02:21:29
I feel like you just. Have one.
02:21:33
You should
02:21:36
be, like, stuck big.
02:21:37
Because.
02:21:39
And but it's in his book.
02:21:44
Facts.
02:21:47
Volume.
02:21:52
But the damn books.
02:21:54
Play anything.
02:21:58
With you.
02:21:58
What did you want me to turn mine on to?
02:22:01
Do you want to go like crazy?
02:22:02
I don't know, I'm just.
02:22:04
I just this this had initially.
02:22:07
Hello?
02:22:07
Hello hello hello hello.
02:22:11
I just I just want to know if it,
02:22:15
Oh, my.
02:22:16
I'm going to launch mine.
02:22:17
It's probably going to crash
02:22:19
much.
02:22:19
It changes. Like what?
02:22:20
It sounds like, playback.
02:22:23
So I initially liked it, and I was pissed because when I went to pull it up,
02:22:27
they give you free, like, oh, you can try this.
02:22:30
These couple sounds out every single month.
02:22:33
There's a new set of sounds that you can just have for free,
02:22:35
but then they they go away the next month and you get a new set. So.
02:22:38
You know, to the same free ones.
02:22:41
Shout out to what app, what app is it?
02:22:45
Voicemail I don't know, I just found it.
02:22:48
Oh yeah, I have I had voice pad for a bit.
02:22:50
I ended up paying for voice. Voice?
02:22:51
I ended up being a little better.
02:22:54
Yeah, I don't know.
02:22:54
I just kind of ran into it and I.
02:22:56
One of the free sounds was, I wish I still had it.
02:22:59
It's it's here in the list, but it's not free anymore.
02:23:02
But it was a fucking a black dude and it sounded like it was kind of racist.
02:23:07
And I wanted to bring it to the show, and I was pissed.
02:23:08
By the time I pulled it up, I was like, fuck, I don't get that anymore.
02:23:11
And it's like, oh, they rotate them.
02:23:13
But yeah, you just kind of talk like this and it's like, what's going on?
02:23:17
Yo, you talk like that? You.
02:23:18
It was, it was really kind of racist.
02:23:22
But now I'm looking at the picture they got.
02:23:24
They've got Trump and Obama and Biden and shit.
02:23:26
I don't know how well they would sound.
02:23:28
But wait, is a voice say I have voice voicemail that I bought.
02:23:31
It looks like I have them both here.
02:23:33
Voice mod is what the thing is.
02:23:34
But there's also like,
02:23:38
I don't know what I mean.
02:23:39
If I launch on both, I think if I say something, I'm gonna go back in time.
02:23:43
What happens if you voicemail a mod?
02:23:46
Yeah.
02:23:47
I don't know.
02:23:47
That's what I'm trying to see.
02:23:48
Like, is it. Over?
02:23:51
Because in my feedback there's a delay for some reason.
02:23:54
And I want to know if that delay is real time.
02:23:59
The end of the.
02:24:00
No, you're you mean what it look like you were talking
02:24:04
at least with the deep voice one your face was synced up
02:24:07
with what you were saying, with what I could see.
02:24:09
Yeah,
02:24:10
it was just the feedback package.
02:24:16
That's.
02:24:19
Does it have to start with that?
02:24:20
Every time?
02:24:25
That's me.
02:24:26
So because of the sound.
02:24:30
Yeah, there's all kinds of sounds.
02:24:31
You know, those bastards. A verifying my Kelly,
02:24:35
I was I was
02:24:36
really more intrigued with the the black voice.
02:24:39
So this is the main thing.
02:24:40
And then I saw, like, Biden and Trump and Obama and it's like,
02:24:43
okay, I think it's some little bit of fun out of that.
02:24:45
Even just walking around with myself.
02:24:49
Yeah, you can do that.
02:24:50
You can even make a little animated face when you talk,
02:24:52
so you can change your character and your voice.
02:24:56
With,
02:24:58
Adobe character animation,
02:25:01
I have cartoon guests for the show, but I never really perfected it.
02:25:05
We never had.
02:25:05
Yeah, never had a really reason to do it.
02:25:09
Yeah.
02:25:09
Other than just having dipshit rant about some dipshit.
02:25:16
Who? That was like a clean one.
02:25:19
And it's called. Clean.
02:25:21
And you can adjust like
02:25:23
base level, base level, base level, base level, base.
02:25:27
Level, mid mid mid mid mid mid mid.
02:25:31
Trouble trouble trouble trouble trouble.
02:25:33
Trouble trouble. I'm doing this for my.
02:25:36
For later.
02:25:37
Intriguing.
02:25:39
Intelligible.
02:25:39
What the fuck that means? Intelligible.
02:25:41
Well, although.
02:25:43
Maybe you can understand it.
02:25:45
Thanks for hanging out for that one.
02:25:48
There's one called clean and there's different things
02:25:50
that you can do with it, but.
02:25:53
Then you can go to this and go
02:25:54
blah blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
02:25:58
You know, I'm still waiting for my very fair fucking there for fucking code.
02:26:02
There it is. Yeah.
02:26:04
Well, you know.
02:26:06
I can hear the. Voice, like, do it.
02:26:08
But would this put on Android voice?
02:26:12
No, I'm.
02:26:16
On my.
02:26:21
I it's the only ones you really need
02:26:24
is Darth Vader Transformers and.
02:26:28
I think.
02:26:29
I got a phone with Obama and.
02:26:32
Trump and by.
02:26:33
Phone with some Obama.
02:26:35
Also there's one called Mr.
02:26:37
X, but it looks like. That out of context.
02:26:43
Oh yeah.
02:26:47
Oh, they got Zuck too.
02:26:48
Yeah. Matt is the one that was the black.
02:26:51
You just go, hey, hey, how's it going?
02:26:52
He's like, how's it going?
02:26:54
Like it's really weird.
02:26:56
Like, oh, that's what you think. Black people.
02:26:58
So like, I guess so.
02:27:04
Oh. Yeah,
02:27:23
but we were.
02:27:28
By the time my voice match, it's
02:27:29
all rebooted and updated, and it's going to be long over.
02:27:33
It's already over.
02:27:38
Now I got a.
02:27:41
Yeah.
02:27:50
I. Halfway decent.
02:27:58
Because, What else I did all this.
02:28:11
Great.
02:28:12
Yeah.
02:28:12
What do you know.
02:28:15
Was. Voice that I brought?
02:28:18
What the hell? Yeah.
02:28:19
Yeah.
02:28:20
What's the guy's name?
02:28:21
Scared. Is that you were me tinkling.
02:28:24
After my life knowledge. Me?
02:28:29
It's not me.
02:28:30
It's. It's
02:28:32
it's just.
02:28:39
It's not me, man.
02:28:42
God damn it, I.
02:28:44
I closed all my.
02:28:45
I closed all my voice mail apps.
02:28:49
What's I got?
02:28:51
I don't need to be like a I don't mean to be a note all or anything,
02:28:55
but I got this big chart down here that says draw this.
02:28:58
God did it.
02:28:59
It did that.
02:29:00
Definitely. You.
02:29:06
I the father woman show the bottom.
02:29:10
Yeah.
02:29:10
You have to find it just.
02:29:12
All over yourself.
02:29:13
Like.
02:29:15
Very peaceful.
02:29:16
Oh, the cave and everything.
02:29:18
So also the.
02:29:21
Every sound you started is still going.
02:29:23
Oh my. God.
02:29:24
Yeah. It was. Oh, there it is.
02:29:27
That sounds good.
02:29:28
I can just do that by. So Optimus Prime.
02:29:32
Wait, it's not running.
02:29:33
I just.
02:29:38
All right, so what's the black guy's name?
02:29:41
Travis Lamar.
02:29:44
That sounds like you're just guessing, and you're probably 5050.
02:29:47
Oh, and there. Was.
02:29:49
I still had my favorites met.
02:29:52
Matt is not a was.
02:29:54
I know. Right?
02:29:55
It's funny, but
02:29:58
you just kind of talk like a little lazy.
02:29:59
And in the microphone, it.
02:30:03
I like how they say that to they're like, you know,
02:30:05
you should try to do an impersonation too.
02:30:06
Just don't talk outright and you'll have better results.
02:30:10
Yeah.
02:30:13
You to do it.
02:30:14
I'm trying.
02:30:15
I'm. I should still.
02:30:18
From updating
02:30:20
can I or I can search.
02:30:22
What's his name? Ken.
02:30:23
No. Matt. Matt.
02:30:25
Okay. Bill.
02:30:26
Oh, I see him. Robert.
02:30:29
It looks like.
02:30:32
So I gotta change my input.
02:30:36
Yeah, you got to run it through there.
02:30:37
Shit.
02:30:39
Joe, I was curious if there was, like, any, like, degradation and sound or
02:30:43
latency or.
02:31:00
Do I sound normal?
02:31:01
Can you hear me? Yeah. You sound normal.
02:31:04
Well, I'm not sure why it's not working.
02:31:05
Then do I have to turn it on?
02:31:07
I selected him, never used it.
02:31:11
There's, like.
02:31:12
No voice changer tech.
02:31:13
You have to turn it. There now.
02:31:15
I turned it on.
02:31:17
Now I can do it myself.
02:31:18
But I sound any different.
02:31:20
Yeah. That's it. Can you make it any deeper?
02:31:22
It'll
02:31:24
talk more like, hey, how's it going?
02:31:26
You know, if I need to look for it.
02:31:30
So that's a little shabby, I mine.
02:31:33
I don't know if the,
02:31:34
Who you call. Me?
02:31:40
I got
02:31:42
it's like a little staticky for some reason on my end.
02:31:45
I don't know if that's that's going out. So.
02:31:47
Yeah, I got to probably figure out.
02:31:49
Perfect it. You can't hear me.
02:31:51
Can you hear that? On your on the static.
02:31:52
Give us a little bit or is it's unclean on your voice.
02:31:55
Which is weird because all I hear myself is gone.
02:31:56
But I'm like, I'm about to go.
02:32:00
So I feel a little
02:32:00
bit bad if I'm doing it all.
02:32:04
I will definitely, play with it though.
02:32:08
Weird that I bought it, didn't
02:32:10
I have one called Geary.
02:32:13
I don't even know where I ran into this, but I ran into this
02:32:15
and I'm like, okay, let's like, give it a shot.
02:32:18
Free out, free trial.
02:32:20
Trying to program in Geary was pretty tricky.
02:32:25
Geary by himself is pretty tricky.
02:32:30
Yeah.
02:32:31
Is this.
02:32:34
I like little boys.
02:32:35
Pee pee wee wee jibber.
02:32:37
I like to jibber them on the inside.
02:32:39
Do you like to play with stuffed animal jibber on my dirt floors?
02:32:46
Since it sounds the same
02:32:47
and it sounds the same on the live feed.
02:32:51
Yeah.
02:32:53
I'm curious on what if mine sounds at all.
02:32:56
Your sounded good through.
02:32:57
I'm sure you have more of a computer and you're not running the whole.
02:33:01
Oh, my. What kind of. Oh, no, that was you. So.
02:33:09
I don't know how much I was messing with it too.
02:33:11
Okay?
02:33:11
I can only run one so far.
02:33:15
But I can.
02:33:16
Bulshit.
02:33:17
Come on.
02:33:18
Rumble, do better.
02:33:21
No, no, no, I thought you groaned. So.
02:33:23
Yeah, you can.
02:33:24
You should be able to hope I hit the right buttons.
02:33:27
So what do you think of gears show?
02:33:28
Do we get to react on the show otherwise?
02:33:31
Gabriel Carroll strike us for copyright.
02:33:34
Well, I think it went well.
02:33:37
Better than.
02:33:38
I think we covered all people.
02:33:39
Kind of cover all people.
02:33:42
That could have been
02:33:44
the topic, could have been more specifically geared towards
02:33:46
something and didn't have to because we just geared towards whatever.
02:33:49
So I was fine with.
02:33:54
That I like getting the deer flags
02:33:57
kind of done on the front end for YouTube because it's just.
02:34:02
You know. Reading.
02:34:05
So there's no video that's going to be booted from YouTube.
02:34:08
And it'll get blocked.
02:34:10
Who will be.
02:34:12
Such and such a site or whatever transcribes it and you can't.
02:34:16
Use it?
02:34:17
Really? No.
02:34:19
But you never. Know.
02:34:20
Even with all my reading flubs.
02:34:24
Reading flubs, I think, make
02:34:25
it completely me.
02:34:28
Go back and read all.
02:34:30
Yeah, I read you.
02:34:33
And I'm pretty sure you heard,
02:34:35
yes. No.
02:34:36
Oh, maybe,
02:34:39
something's wrong with that.
02:34:41
Can you repeat the question?
02:34:52
Let's see what's wrong with it right there.
02:34:54
Once you got to have such reverb. Reverb?
02:34:56
Yeah. It's correct.
02:34:57
That's all in the settings.
02:34:59
I got lost in those settings one night, right?
02:35:03
Yeah. Everything is like a thing.
02:35:04
You can just.
02:35:06
But see if you want to see,
02:35:08
There's so much better soundboard than that.
02:35:10
Yeah, I just was more or less that way.
02:35:13
But for
02:35:14
whatever.
02:35:18
Of, like, we're getting over.
02:35:21
Oh, these are the ones that are going to keep.
02:35:22
Going like this.
02:35:25
Have crickets.
02:35:32
And fucking crickets.
02:35:35
I'm serious.
02:35:35
Toilet reminds me of,
02:35:38
And your story.
02:35:42
And I'm kind of pissed off.
02:35:52
I wanted to save it for the show, but I looked up the laws.
02:35:55
Well, for in Michigan and Michigan, there is third party consent laws
02:35:59
where you don't have to tell anyone that you're filming them,
02:36:02
and you can film them all you want in public.
02:36:05
In Massachusetts, it is not.
02:36:07
It is to two party consent.
02:36:09
So the second party has to give consent.
02:36:13
So I can't just go down to the front desk and,
02:36:17
film without the front desk worker knowing what.
02:36:21
And I didn't go down to the front desk because it was a female anyway.
02:36:23
But so.
02:36:26
A completely different hotel.
02:36:27
One time I checked in and I saw it smelled like somebody just recently
02:36:31
took a dump in the room, and it still smelled.
02:36:34
And so I went down and I kind of mentioned it was that it was a chick.
02:36:36
And so I was, but I didn't want to like, throw it at it, but I'm like, yeah.
02:36:39
I'm like, it's not like I'm like, you can go check and smell if you want.
02:36:43
She goes, oh, I'm okay.
02:36:45
And I'm like, then she goes, well, the last time
02:36:46
somebody clean the room was like, you know, a couple hours ago.
02:36:49
And I'm like, well, it smells like it. Like
02:36:52
it's like it just got done, like.
02:36:55
And it's the whole room. I'm like if, like if
02:36:58
people.
02:36:58
She would have went away. Whatever.
02:37:00
So I walk into the room here and,
02:37:04
I get it just kind of smell musty a little bit.
02:37:07
And so, whatever.
02:37:09
So I bring my shit in.
02:37:11
I had to piss really bad.
02:37:12
So I lift up the toilet seat and like it.
02:37:16
It was.
02:37:20
Like, no, no shit.
02:37:24
It was like.
02:37:30
Apple cider.
02:37:33
Like.
02:37:34
Like if if if somebody.
02:37:37
Well eat something. Right?
02:37:40
Like very. Dehydrated.
02:37:42
Well, as if somebody maybe pissed
02:37:45
numerous times in the toilet.
02:37:47
Never flushed it.
02:37:49
And then it sat for a while.
02:37:51
Did you flush it?
02:37:52
It smelled like piss. Really bad.
02:37:54
Like once I saw it, I'm like, okay, that's what that smell is.
02:37:57
It's the fucking piss.
02:37:58
And I'm like, what the fuck?
02:37:59
Like I how would that have even happened?
02:38:02
You would take to piss in there.
02:38:04
At. Least.
02:38:05
Ten times, or just one consistent, really dehydrated piss?
02:38:10
I don't know, like it was the fucking
02:38:12
cleaning person just pissing without flushing because they want to be
02:38:15
conservative of water.
02:38:16
I'm going to commit a great crime.
02:38:18
I'm going to bust nut in water tower.
02:38:21
But I really wanted to go downstairs and film it
02:38:23
while I was like mentioning it to the.
02:38:26
Because last time I like that I kept, I kept referencing that it smelled
02:38:30
and I could tell that the front desk lady was just kind of like, okay, I get it.
02:38:33
And I just, I'm the type of person I'll just keep talking about.
02:38:37
It is because it's still an anomaly to me in my brain.
02:38:40
Like, I just, I can sit there and go, oh yeah, that's crazy.
02:38:43
I don't know, like, yeah, it just smells like shit.
02:38:45
I don't know what she's like. Okay.
02:38:48
So there's a bunch of different things.
02:38:50
So as long as there's no audio you can record,
02:38:53
it's only the audio is considered the wiretapping law with the two party.
02:38:56
Right. So as long as you're recording. It.
02:38:59
And it only if the person is nude,
02:39:02
if there's bullying or it's any type of documenting a crime, it's always legal.
02:39:07
See if it would be
02:39:08
documenting your response to yeah based on a legal situation like if.
02:39:13
And also whether you do it or not. It's depends.
02:39:16
You can do it all you want. You just can't share it.
02:39:18
But like if you did it and kept it for yourself forever.
02:39:20
Yeah. Fine.
02:39:20
If you. Put it on the. Show, then there might be a problem.
02:39:23
Yeah. Do you have something?
02:39:25
Are you going to put it on the show?
02:39:26
No, I want to go down there live.
02:39:28
That's what I. Want.
02:39:30
But I wrote it and I'm like, We're not recording, we're streaming.
02:39:34
So that's like, you know.
02:39:42
I didn't think the check was, like, morally attractive,
02:39:46
but not like, like, annoying, attractive, where she she thinks she's out.
02:39:50
She was just kind of like, plain Jane.
02:39:51
And so I was just like, I'm like, yeah, I don't really.
02:39:54
She seem kind of wholesome.
02:39:55
And it was just like, yeah, I don't really want to throw this
02:39:57
piss thing at you because I'm the type of person where
02:40:00
I'm going to be nice about it, but I'm going to say piss
02:40:03
and how bad it stunk and like how gross it was.
02:40:05
I'm going to describe the color and saying that it was like apple cider.
02:40:09
I'm going to I'm going to give them the whole name
02:40:10
because I want them to feel, well, you know how I feel
02:40:13
like I'm walking into this. Yeah.
02:40:15
This is like
02:40:17
the room.
02:40:17
Like I don't understand how does this how does this happen?
02:40:19
How does it in my head, I'm like, they're probably going to say,
02:40:22
oh, it's probably a cleaning product or something.
02:40:24
And it's like, no, that is like that is like.
02:40:27
You can use piss as a cleaning product, but that's not what they meant.
02:40:30
Ten or more PCs, it was going to be the whole floor of cleaning ladies.
02:40:34
Maybe there's a couple of them
02:40:35
and they just used one toilet the whole time,
02:40:37
and they're all on the same page of being conservative with water consumption.
02:40:41
I don't know.
02:40:45
So see how that can happen.
02:40:47
Somebody's literally pissed in your bowl.
02:40:51
Just left it, but pissed like numerous times on top of it.
02:40:54
Never flushed. Well in Tennessee.
02:40:57
Yes, some of my families, some of my wife's relatives.
02:41:00
When we stay there, like now, we follow the rule.
02:41:03
If it's yellow, we let it mellow.
02:41:04
If it's brown, we flush it down.
02:41:07
And I think it's because they have a septic tank.
02:41:09
They don't want to waste all that.
02:41:10
Yeah, well, no, it's just whatever the one.
02:41:12
But I agree.
02:41:13
I've done that a little bit myself.
02:41:15
Or it's like there's a. Different standard at a hotel.
02:41:17
I hope I've, I've done that before and I've heard people do that.
02:41:21
And sometimes I'm like, okay, maybe I should. Do.
02:41:23
It was you and you forgot.
02:41:26
No, I was I just walked in the room.
02:41:28
The first. Thing I did was go to the bathroom because I had to piss
02:41:32
some wood.
02:41:33
It was like, this is gross.
02:41:34
And so I flushed it, and I'm like, then I piss.
02:41:37
And I was like, damn, I shouldn't have flush it
02:41:38
because I'd like to bring them up here and just fucking show it to them.
02:41:41
Yeah, but you are.
02:41:42
You're more reasonable that don't
02:41:43
you just want to get rid of the smell and and plus, what if you would have.
02:41:46
Flushed one, heaven forbid.
02:41:47
And then.
02:41:48
It would, it came back out the same. Way.
02:41:51
No, I like I want.
02:41:52
To check that it's still. Waterlogged.
02:41:54
Oh my God.
02:41:55
Fucking never.
02:41:56
Looked like there could have been like there was no particles in it
02:42:00
other than like like that's why I described it as.
02:42:03
Articles to me.
02:42:04
Like somebody grabbed it like, large.
02:42:06
Like there would be shit, right?
02:42:08
That's what I mean by particle shit.
02:42:09
Part of Boston clam chowder, like chowder.
02:42:13
But there was that it had a it had an apple cider consistency to it.
02:42:17
And that's what urine kind of does. Right.
02:42:19
If you if you've piss in a toilet a couple times and it's settled
02:42:22
and then you finally go to flush it, there's that there.
02:42:25
There's a
02:42:27
shit separates some of the heavier stuff goes to the bottom.
02:42:30
And when that the toilet, you can see it kind of heavy again.
02:42:34
That's what I saw.
02:42:35
But it was very much like, you know, the consistency and the level,
02:42:39
the in the color that is apple cider.
02:42:43
You know, when you got apple cider and the shit sticking to the bottom,
02:42:45
you got to shake the apple cider like that's real.
02:42:48
But it's reeked like, like piss.
02:42:51
It's been sitting.
02:42:54
A lot of it.
02:42:56
Sit and piss is the worst.
02:42:58
I wish I would have recorded, but my intended
02:43:01
first reaction was just flushing, like, get rid of. It.
02:43:02
That's I will blow.
02:43:04
Because if this toilet overflows, I'm going right back downstairs.
02:43:07
But since it flushed, I had to piss.
02:43:09
And so then I'm just like, I ran out. I was going to get food.
02:43:12
I wanted to stop at the dispensary and so it's like I got shit to do.
02:43:15
I don't have time to fucking swap my shit to another fucking room right now.
02:43:19
I started looking around to see how clean everything else was.
02:43:22
Like.
02:43:22
I sort of investigating what else you got fucked up.
02:43:25
You've been to a lot of hotels.
02:43:26
If flushing piss is the worst thing that happened, good.
02:43:28
Good room.
02:43:30
No. Yeah.
02:43:31
I mean, not a great room.
02:43:32
Not a great room, but a good room.
02:43:35
Yeah.
02:43:35
I thought the story of the bloody sheets that were they were washed,
02:43:39
but there was a huge, huge, several huge bloodstains on like the, the sheets.
02:43:44
And we didn't realize it until after we slept in it for the night.
02:43:48
And then when like the,
02:43:49
like the like, they came up and they were just like, oh my God,
02:43:52
they're like, because I don't know who put those sheets on.
02:43:56
It didn't just didn't go, oh, I should probably grab a new sheet.
02:44:00
They just decided to just.
02:44:02
Keep it.
02:44:03
There clean, even though you can see the dirt.
02:44:05
I mean, if if the washer didn't take it out.
02:44:07
So that's their.
02:44:08
Bleach, their white, their white sheets, and they bleach the fuck out of them.
02:44:11
But it's still the
02:44:12
grossness of this weird blood stain that's like, what is that from CS?
02:44:16
It's I think it's the same answer.
02:44:18
Is the toilet flush.
02:44:19
It's some worker that's way overworked, way underpaid.
02:44:22
That said, I don't give a fuck.
02:44:24
I'm not putting that shit on again.
02:44:26
It may even be somebody that's like,
02:44:29
who's the dipshit in laundry that gave me this fucking sheet?
02:44:33
And it's like, I'm not going downstairs to get another fucking sheet.
02:44:36
I'm just going to put it on because fucking these idiots
02:44:38
washed it and gave it to me. So some people, some people so.
02:44:41
Washed it, folded it and gave it to me.
02:44:42
Yeah, it's a trickle.
02:44:44
It's a trickle down effect, trickle up effect I don't know.
02:44:48
Hopefully nothing trickles your sheets up or down.
02:44:50
Because, well, the.
02:44:52
I've never seen anything it.
02:44:54
Up. There's, there's people that,
02:44:58
they don't ever sleep in like the hotel sheets.
02:45:00
They bring their own sheets or they.
02:45:02
I do the one show. Gordon Ramsay is here.
02:45:05
A lot of the towel. Hell. Which is a pretty good show.
02:45:07
He sleeps in a fucking sleeping bag.
02:45:08
And I've heard that people sleep in sleeping bags on top of the shit.
02:45:12
Dude, don't make fun of those people.
02:45:14
I may be one of them. Oh, I'm not making fun of them.
02:45:16
I just don't know how, like, I get it.
02:45:19
But at the same time, I don't know.
02:45:23
That's why I like getting the.
02:45:24
That's why sometimes they I've.
02:45:26
And I've heard this before too. If, if you get the handicapped rooms,
02:45:30
typically there's not that many handicapped people that are staying,
02:45:33
so it is good for it to like and they get booked anyway.
02:45:37
If you book a room
02:45:38
and they run out of the regular ones, you get the handicapped one anyway.
02:45:41
Yeah.
02:45:42
Also getting the getting the two beds, less chances.
02:45:45
The handicapped room, unfortunately.
02:45:47
Sorry, handicapped people
02:45:48
and the two twin beds because that means there's more
02:45:50
than, you know, one set of people sleep an air mattress.
02:45:53
They're fucking better.
02:45:55
There's going to be less fucking that goes on in the in the beds.
02:45:59
Last fucking fewer fucking.
02:46:00
If you can count how many times you're fucking, it would be fewer fucking.
02:46:03
Fewer fucking or less time.
02:46:07
Yeah.
02:46:07
It's fucking it's going to be really quick.
02:46:09
Isn't that why it was too bad?
02:46:11
When I was younger, there was a sleeping bed and a fucking bed,
02:46:15
I like that.
02:46:16
Isn't that what you're saying? That's not what you're saying.
02:46:17
No. No one is my bed and the other one is the bed.
02:46:19
I throw all my shit on, so I kind of like having that nice cleaned.
02:46:23
So, yeah, just to throw in, I don't do it for the dirt factor
02:46:26
or the freaked out factor.
02:46:27
I do it for the comfort factor.
02:46:28
I want my pillow, my blanket, my sheet.
02:46:32
I don't take all the sheets off and put mine. Yeah, but.
02:46:34
You're going to bring all that shit every time you travel somewhere.
02:46:36
Or this is like, if you're staying somewhere for a bit.
02:46:39
I do, I am and I do your.
02:46:41
Flying when you fly. You can't write.
02:46:45
I could, I don't fly.
02:46:47
I don't fly much.
02:46:48
That's for sure.
02:46:49
But you literally have a whole thing where you bring sheets.
02:46:52
How many. Sheets? One cheaper.
02:46:53
Oh, you know what?
02:46:54
Honestly, it's it's a pillow and a blanket.
02:46:56
I don't need sheets, but I'll pull.
02:46:58
I'll pull that comforter off and sleep on all the sheets without pulling them out.
02:47:02
I don't I've had too many bad experiences
02:47:04
getting between the sheets and being like, I slept all night with that.
02:47:08
Yeah, I pull everything back.
02:47:09
I look at the some.
02:47:12
I've never experienced, but some of the other dudes, like,
02:47:14
I don't know, the one dude seems.
02:47:15
Damn that he was. Yeah, you look as a hand.
02:47:18
You know, there's a dude for somebody to travel and stuff.
02:47:22
There's an app for that.
02:47:23
There's like a bedbug report app
02:47:25
where it'll tell you exactly the last report at the hotel,
02:47:29
I, I yeah, it's pretty accurate. Yeah.
02:47:31
Very rarely.
02:47:32
I'm in an area where there's not a Hilton
02:47:35
or Marriott within a, within a decent distance.
02:47:39
It's only been
02:47:40
maybe three times where I've had to say the Holiday Inn or a Wyndham.
02:47:44
And then there was one where I see it in a Wyndham,
02:47:47
and it was like the I forget where it was, but it was the best Wyndham
02:47:50
in the fucking world.
02:47:51
It had.
02:47:51
It was like literally attached to like a mini, like, wartime fitness.
02:47:56
Oh no.
02:47:57
It was like, yeah, they had a full they, they had two full basketball courts
02:48:01
and tennis courts and a workout area and shit.
02:48:04
And it was like, so I, I was the only one on the basketball court at ten,
02:48:08
11:00 at night, just
02:48:10
shooting hoops by myself.
02:48:11
It was the coolest thing.
02:48:13
I don't get to experience that that much anymore.
02:48:15
So it was like being on a work trip and having this shitty Wyndham hotel,
02:48:19
and it's attached
02:48:20
to this fucking sports complex, and it's literally part of the complex.
02:48:24
If you said the hotel,
02:48:25
you get free access to that, to that thing and it's it's weird.
02:48:29
But yeah, the, Holiday Inn,
02:48:32
I was staying there and then I saw this fucking weird van
02:48:36
parked next to my vehicle, and I'm like, kind of parts
02:48:38
where nobody else could be parked next to me. And I'm like, what the fuck?
02:48:40
Who's the asshole?
02:48:42
And so I go out there and on the side of it or not.
02:48:44
So I'm inside
02:48:45
and I see these dudes with these, like, weird tin cans in their hands.
02:48:49
Like, I don't know who the fuck it was.
02:48:50
There was some, like, weird shit, and they're going in
02:48:52
and out of this hotel door, and they got the door wide open.
02:48:55
And then I go outside and the vehicle that's parked next to me says, fucking,
02:49:00
insects
02:49:01
or whatever, fucking pest control company.
02:49:04
And the little cans were like, whatever spray shit that they were using.
02:49:08
And I was just like, oh fuck, that sucks.
02:49:11
Well, at least I was on a completely different floor.
02:49:14
Another they're on top of it.
02:49:17
It's sort of.
02:49:18
The same reason none of the big hotels have it,
02:49:19
because they just preventatively bomb the place all the time.
02:49:23
Yeah.
02:49:25
The send it through the vents or what?
02:49:28
Probably healthier to have a few bugs than it is to be exposed to all that.
02:49:32
Depends on the bug.
02:49:34
Yeah, it definitely.
02:49:35
I wouldn't wish bedbugs on anyone, but
02:49:39
like spiders and centipedes, that's what we have here a lot in Michigan.
02:49:42
And people freak out with a centipede, but they don't.
02:49:44
They don't harm anything. They don't do anything.
02:49:47
They even eat the. Other.
02:49:49
Like potentially harmless or harmful in certain aspects.
02:49:53
Like they're venomous but not like venomous to humans.
02:49:56
No way.
02:49:59
At least not these little firebrands.
02:50:01
They're called that look like.
02:50:02
No, I mean, the other insects. Yeah.
02:50:04
They're like,
02:50:04
they have a modicum of venom that kind of does a little bit of something.
02:50:09
But one of my favorite shows,
02:50:12
And I wish they kept it going, but this,
02:50:14
it was a good series, but you can find it wherever.
02:50:16
But the monster bug was.
02:50:20
To the with real bugs.
02:50:22
Yeah.
02:50:22
It was, it was actually showing bugs fighting.
02:50:24
And it wasn't like they just called it
02:50:26
monster bug bugs, because they kind of treated it as like,
02:50:29
this bug is fighting this bug, and because they, like, are showing you
02:50:33
as if they're life size,
02:50:34
they're kind of breaking down like, this is the offensive, like weaponry.
02:50:38
This is the defensive weaponry.
02:50:40
So it's a great fucking show.
02:50:41
You should do that with wild animals.
02:50:44
Oh my God, I can't believe
02:50:45
this fucking golf guy is still playing.
02:50:48
I'm not turning the fucking loop.
02:50:50
He's just a fucking loop.
02:50:52
Fucking poofy. Haired.
02:50:54
Nowadays, it's probably I not, not even a real guy.
02:50:57
And there was a couple of them fucking, Laurie from from Shark Tank.
02:51:03
There's a weird, very fake looking guy with a fake voice
02:51:06
that's doing a sponsorship.
02:51:07
And I saw another ad for a little celebrity that was 100% fake I.
02:51:13
But there.
02:51:14
Hey. Hold on.
02:51:16
Oh, here it is.
02:51:17
So this thing here, you know, it's very.
02:51:19
Yeah. It's, Worse than robotic.
02:51:22
Nothing moves.
02:51:23
Except there it looks like they've had too much Botox, so it's very much like,
02:51:29
I wanted to.
02:51:29
Hey, how am I going?
02:51:31
What was I searching up? Yep.
02:51:35
What was it?
02:51:36
So we didn't even do the mash ups.
02:51:38
I don't, I just.
02:51:39
I don't know. Yeah. Did you fall quick?
02:51:40
I only I really only like 1 or 2 of the songs or the that I put out
02:51:45
worth a damn. But.
02:51:48
Yeah.
02:51:48
And I only did the weird ones that Gary put.
02:51:51
And people are people.
02:51:57
Yeah.
02:51:58
That was the one.
02:52:02
Oh, monster bug was fucking a monster bug.
02:52:05
Worse.
02:52:05
That's it.
02:52:10
Those aren't people.
02:52:11
We need people, monster people.
02:52:13
Worse.
02:52:14
The ultimate battle competition.
02:52:16
Motherfuckers.
02:52:19
They're going to eat this call for guy.
02:52:22
And with a ravenous and am.
02:52:26
Yeah. Hello.
02:52:26
We're just going to
02:52:29
bumped up from on the ground.
02:52:31
It's praying.
02:52:32
Praying mantis wins.
02:52:35
What was this cartoon runs for its life
02:52:41
30. Oh, and
02:52:43
okay, so for,
02:52:46
That's not funny.
02:52:48
Not far from the ant lion sin
02:52:51
trap, another predator is on the hunt.
02:52:54
I wonder how long a street fighter with a spring loaded whip.
02:52:58
Do they take one of these and kind of shove it.
02:53:00
Near the north of the. Entrance, and then film it?
02:53:02
Or do they just try and only film as and then conversations for you?
02:53:08
I think it's.
02:53:09
Lots of B-roll.
02:53:10
Massive mandibles, that snap shot.
02:53:13
Like a great what do you got?
02:53:14
You get a bunch of random footage with two foliage open.
02:53:19
As long as they like clash, at least for a couple of seconds.
02:53:21
Will think that it was all them watching.
02:53:23
All time on contact.
02:53:25
They don't have to go and then you can just.
02:53:29
These jaws are the speeding bullet of the natural world.
02:53:33
They're literally the fastest.
02:53:35
I mean, it's interesting to look at the context.
02:53:37
They snapshot at 100.
02:53:39
Creatures their size because the
02:53:43
that is only going to barely pinch your skin, but they got their size.
02:53:47
It's like on its fucking power. Yeah.
02:53:49
Like their jaws lose their sting or their mandibles first,
02:53:53
depending on which type of prey they're trying to capture.
02:53:57
You rather than Gary just going.
02:53:59
They were looking at jaws.
02:54:01
Gary, I'm not sure what you mean.
02:54:03
How handsome is he?
02:54:05
And there's a sand trap, a certain killer.
02:54:09
He had squirrely teeth
02:54:11
digging as well.
02:54:13
Next, the jaws of death face their ultimate test.
02:54:18
Then why would anyone ever go.
02:54:20
Near something.
02:54:21
Called the Jaws of death and wait for
02:54:24
a fight?
02:54:25
That's. You know, that's a millipede.
02:54:26
That's not a centipede.
02:54:28
And a millipede. Them a poisonous one.
02:54:30
But maybe, I don't know.
02:54:35
That's pretty creepy.
02:54:37
So we're just going to watch Monster Bug also, because I wouldn't mind that.
02:54:40
Six hours of.
02:54:42
Six hours. I'm good.
02:54:44
Oh, this is literally the ultimate battle.
02:54:46
Okay, this is some trap jaw ants are on the hunt of making slam shut
02:54:53
their giant Christmas dinner than any other creature on earth.
02:54:57
Oh, my.
02:54:57
They still need to watch where they walk all over.
02:55:02
Its innards are on the ground,
02:55:05
its innards grass
02:55:07
stuff.
02:55:08
So at last it's the commando of this shirt.
02:55:12
And it has the stripes to prove it
02:55:17
right.
02:55:18
That huntsmen are really attractive huntsman spiders.
02:55:21
They've got this gorgeous package.
02:55:24
So now she's attracted to spiders.
02:55:26
Is their insect insect? When they're
02:55:30
like, you're up.
02:55:32
Their legs and. Stuff your pants on their legs.
02:55:34
Erect the file. That's it.
02:55:36
Oh, look how hard.
02:55:37
Every badge, Huntsman especially, is, if that.
02:55:40
It's like dying.
02:55:43
But if she likes it, like seeing.
02:55:45
I was hoping that would just like the
02:55:49
I mean, she's just like, oh, we got God up here.
02:55:53
She's not.
02:55:53
This is what you like.
02:55:54
You're blinding a quick
02:55:57
huntsman chase down their prey, and I can.
02:56:00
Just kind of like a ball of.
02:56:01
Streetwalkers everywhere.
02:56:03
And the badge Huntsman are very, very fast spiders.
02:56:07
The underside of their legs are covered with something known as scapula.
02:56:11
These act as suction cups so they can essentially walk
02:56:15
upside down anywhere.
02:56:19
I don't know if you can come up with that when they attack.
02:56:23
They enjoyed a toxic deal with two super.
02:56:28
So you can see the hairs.
02:56:30
It's very similar.
02:56:31
Little sticky hairs all.
02:56:33
Over the covers.
02:56:35
Can't they do that? Everything. But a lot of it.
02:56:38
They can.
02:56:40
These poison darts mean the bad huntsman
02:56:43
is not afraid to take on bigger bad. So
02:56:48
sledge hunts this case through the flesh is about to be toast.
02:56:52
Vulnerable.
02:56:53
The president has been a little bit against the competition.
02:56:56
Actually, I like the way they had the fucking prehistoric work.
02:57:01
It's more like noises.
02:57:03
Smoothie.
02:57:05
Yeah.
02:57:05
Very sexual all of a sudden until you see it.
02:57:07
But again.
02:57:09
You need a safe word there, pal.
02:57:11
But fancy badges don't cut it with these guys.
02:57:14
Fancy flanges. Don't cut it with the scorpions.
02:57:17
Yeah. Spider hunting scorpion.
02:57:19
I've seen one of those once.
02:57:20
That wasn't in, like, a zoo or a box, and it break the shit out of me.
02:57:24
Yeah.
02:57:25
What I want to do in the last time, I was, like, 12.
02:57:29
And then the other thing there was like, everything, like in the range imaginable.
02:57:33
I've been trying find Pokemon.
02:57:35
That I'm traveling again. Very.
02:57:37
I mean, it was crazy, and I just want to see what
02:57:40
it's all about.
02:57:41
They usually stay away from fast.
02:57:44
Under stuff, but if you're anywhere.
02:57:45
Near like, they go back to maybe like chill, kind.
02:57:48
Of come out there like a.
02:57:48
Spider hunting scorpion is a scrolling fighter.
02:57:53
The one I saw was in Vegas and it was fucking tiny.
02:57:56
It was like ridiculous. And they're like.
02:57:58
Fuck with us.
02:57:59
They're very long. This is a scorpion. A really good read.
02:58:02
I don't see how.
02:58:03
It was so tiny.
02:58:04
I didn't believe it was a scorpion without.
02:58:05
Being grabbed and stung until with claws that somebody.
02:58:09
Tapped it and it went.
02:58:10
Blinking.
02:58:11
Its tail went on the venom.
02:58:14
It's just stealthy.
02:58:15
Not true.
02:58:15
Well, you got your money on and on the scorpion every time.
02:58:19
Well, with appetite for for having.
02:58:22
No. What?
02:58:22
I don't even know what he was fighting for. That fighter.
02:58:26
Yeah. For
02:58:29
two. No, I know if they.
02:58:31
Would have showed the other way.
02:58:32
If it was,
02:58:35
Depends on the volume of this fucking thing.
02:58:37
And Taylor
02:58:39
was next.
02:58:42
The reason for luck.
02:58:44
This is what I told him.
02:58:45
Don't mess it up and I'll fight to everything on the pond.
02:58:50
YouTube is, you know, that shit.
02:58:53
Have it.
02:58:56
Like they don't have these little tea segments, like on.
02:58:58
The commercial.
02:58:59
They come on the commercial and then we can all just fucking compound.
02:59:03
You just was reCAPTCHA.
02:59:06
Fucking until you turn.
02:59:07
15. Minutes.
02:59:08
It can turn into a two hour show for that.
02:59:10
Yeah, exactly. Good.
02:59:11
As two killers face off.
02:59:13
Who's talking about, My girl from the other day, I was like, Jack and Rosie.
02:59:17
That's pretty much how Dragon Ball Z watch.
02:59:19
Waiting for the other to make a comeback.
02:59:21
And I know it's a new.
02:59:22
Content for show and then like ten minutes of recap and then ten minutes of.
02:59:26
What's going to happen next.
02:59:29
The spider opens
02:59:31
about one soap opera.
02:59:33
This format, the elephant in the room.
02:59:35
Everybody just walked out of the the,
02:59:40
TV is like, ridiculous.
02:59:42
Is a badge of courage.
02:59:43
Who was eating. It?
02:59:47
There's a predetermined juncture in most spiders
02:59:50
where they're able to lose the legs,
02:59:52
and there's is a sphincter that closes off so the spider doesn't.
02:59:56
Fuck like an asshole
02:59:59
that. I like.
03:00:00
Then do the spiders, not making that noise.
03:00:02
But I like.
03:00:03
Where they keep doing, oh, forced to never go this route.
03:00:06
The like,
03:00:09
until the government comes along
03:00:11
saying it's bad.
03:00:14
Another spider twisting spider flesh.
03:00:17
But they must be fucking each other about like the accommodation or not.
03:00:22
The bigger, the much bigger, much bigger.
03:00:25
Spider Scorpions like much better.
03:00:28
Like the X-Men will attack with lightning speed and hypodermic fangs.
03:00:43
Oh, this fucking thing I did
03:00:46
first and tries to land a death blow.
03:00:51
Like fighting somebody with an arm twice as long as she fends off this coming.
03:00:55
Out of his. Ass.
03:00:57
It's like playing.
03:01:00
Imagine if you're capable.
03:01:01
You block the one, you block the other, and you're like, I gotcha.
03:01:04
And all of a sudden the third arm comes out from behind.
03:01:06
You're just. Like, rolling them around.
03:01:08
Like what? The thing to knock the prey off their feet.
03:01:10
And if they stumble, bang, they get in a sting.
03:01:14
I mean, the regular like, boss, the whole world comes to go and grab this.
03:01:18
Oh, no.
03:01:20
And blends in shot to the back of the bag.
03:01:23
Huntsman.
03:01:24
Oh, you got rid of all the scorpions.
03:01:27
Venom acts very, very quick.
03:01:29
Spiders like I got him, I got him. Wait a minute.
03:01:32
What's that smell?
03:01:33
The smell. Iron.
03:01:35
It's like a flow burning.
03:01:37
I feel so hot.
03:01:39
This is going to.
03:01:41
That makes the spider feel incredibly euphoric as it dies.
03:01:44
Good night. And don't come back. Yeah.
03:01:48
No. There's no reason to make it, freak out.
03:01:51
It's just like, good.
03:01:53
I like how he's.
03:01:54
Eating it, and he's, like to always taste it, you know?
03:01:57
It's.
03:01:57
It's paralyzed.
03:01:58
So it's watching him eat itself.
03:02:01
I mean, he's watching him eat it, you know what I'm saying?
03:02:02
Like, the venom didn't kill the spider.
03:02:05
Yet on its victim's body.
03:02:08
There's no way it's dead.
03:02:09
It's just paralyzed.
03:02:13
Yeah.
03:02:14
No problem.
03:02:15
The sound effects. Are almost ridiculously.
03:02:18
Uncomfortable.
03:02:18
This track on the forest floor.
03:02:21
Yeah. I missed the show.
03:02:22
I want to watch more of these locations where.
03:02:26
Next week, Fred rents insect
03:02:29
oh two.
03:02:31
Next week we'll do another mother bug and we'll get on.
03:02:34
We'll have more better news we think is going to win.
03:02:37
It's always the scorpion, is it?
03:02:40
And the all is there. No, that's a millipede.
03:02:42
They don't even have the scorpion or and the,
03:02:45
What's the thing with the big eyes that I said first?
03:02:47
Praying mantis. Funny.
03:02:49
You want to do the whole.
03:02:50
With that, I can. I can,
03:02:53
I just can't bear.
03:02:55
Yes. Oh, yes. No.
03:02:57
Yes. No, no. Yeah
03:03:00
I don't know the problem because it's going to roll out front.
03:03:05
Can you repeat the question.
03:03:06
Smoke the rest of that joint. The other.
03:03:09
But the.
03:03:10
Yeah give me the.
03:03:14
Did we we covered everything.
03:03:15
There's no more omissions.
03:03:18
I think so.
03:03:19
No corrections, no feedback.
03:03:21
I had a giant douche versus turd sandwich South Park, but I.
03:03:24
That never really worked its way in.
03:03:27
Yeah.
03:03:29
So, No, no, no,
03:03:31
there was a people I, I in Florida.
03:03:34
I, was frequenting this beach, every day after work.
03:03:38
And because there was this, restaurant bar on the beach and,
03:03:43
I was forced to get a, electric vehicle, which sucked because
03:03:47
when I picked it up from Avis, they, only had just over half a battery tank.
03:03:52
So you were.
03:03:53
You weren't forced to. It was just. You could have.
03:03:55
You could have chose no vehicle.
03:03:57
I could have chose a large,
03:04:00
Chrysler Caravan or whatever.
03:04:02
Dodge caravan, a large, large minivan.
03:04:05
And I've done that before, and I fucking hated it.
03:04:07
And so I'm like, let me fuck around, baby, I don't know.
03:04:10
Let's see what that's all about. Yeah, okay.
03:04:12
It was terrible.
03:04:13
I'm sure there's probably chargers that are faster,
03:04:16
but pretty much, I would drive it.
03:04:18
I drove it pretty much an hour and a half, and then I had it plugged
03:04:21
into a charger for an hour and a half, and I got maybe wait.
03:04:25
Was a charger or charger?
03:04:26
It was a charger plugged into a charger.
03:04:30
It was like a.
03:04:32
Or would you said, sorry, what kind of car or.
03:04:33
Whatever the Chevy Electric.
03:04:36
Seriously thought you meant it was a Dodge Charger,
03:04:38
but you meant there's a charger that'll charge it faster.
03:04:41
Gotcha. An electrical vehicle charger?
03:04:44
Yeah, there's three levels. Three levels.
03:04:46
There's a regular charger that takes like days.
03:04:48
There's this fast charger that takes overnight, allegedly.
03:04:51
And then there's a super fast charger that's like $14,000
03:04:54
that charges it in hours.
03:04:57
Yeah, I don't know. Those are a lot of the hotels.
03:04:59
I go to have them in the parking lot.
03:05:01
And of course the hotel that I had did not.
03:05:03
And so I go to the beach every day and I charge it in the thing and every day
03:05:07
I'd say, hey, full tank would be if you charge it until like 1 a.m.
03:05:11
and it's like, well. It's 90 miles.
03:05:13
Yeah.
03:05:13
It's like it's
03:05:15
I got it eventually to where I needed, but I kept frequenting there and,
03:05:20
the first day I was at the bar and this random dude come over and was,
03:05:23
I guess, somewhat new, the the bartender then was just bullshitting
03:05:27
about some weird fucking crackhead and homeless dude in the parking lot
03:05:31
that was trying to sell some weed so he can get money to go buy alcohol.
03:05:36
It was just a weird thing.
03:05:37
And so I was just a half assed convert conversing with the guy.
03:05:40
And then we were talking for a little while
03:05:42
and we had some random shit in common.
03:05:44
But he's like a 50 year old dude who lives right there.
03:05:46
And so whatever, next day, I like the place.
03:05:51
So I went back to the same place.
03:05:52
He ended up being in the same area.
03:05:54
So the third day I ended up
03:05:57
catching him and
03:05:58
I ended up sitting down like next to him while he was fucking around.
03:06:01
Just hanging out.
03:06:03
Retired mid 50s.
03:06:05
Just, you know, walks to the beach every day
03:06:08
and just and so, like, I kind of befriended the dude.
03:06:10
And I normally don't like doing that because I don't random stranger people.
03:06:15
I don't really feel the need to wait because.
03:06:18
Usually it doesn't work. Out.
03:06:20
But I just I don't feel the need to waste my breath
03:06:22
telling you about my life when I'm never going to see you again.
03:06:25
How does that benefit me?
03:06:26
How does that benefit you?
03:06:27
I'd rather sit and watch a podcast or play a game or or listen to a podcast, or.
03:06:32
To be listening to. Me.
03:06:33
Give me a billionaire
03:06:34
looking to give you $1 million to spend one night with somebody
03:06:38
just playing backgammon.
03:06:41
So you just had you just ask, how could it be beneficial?
03:06:44
I just started just one random doesn't even have sex with you.
03:06:47
You just want to spend the night and play backgammon.
03:06:49
I'll give you $1 million. But see, I didn't.
03:06:52
You didn't spend a moment to talk to him, so you never even knew.
03:06:54
He went and ask somebody else.
03:06:57
I mean, the the people that Michael
03:06:59
Jackson, the kids that Michael Jackson played out.
03:07:02
Allegedly, allegedly.
03:07:04
That's ignoring.
03:07:06
It's a good. Call.
03:07:07
If you knew
03:07:10
that that was going to be the case would if you were a kid, would you
03:07:13
would you take one? Would you take one for the team?
03:07:15
Would you get my other person, Michael Jackson?
03:07:18
I don't believe any of that.
03:07:19
I believe that it was the record companies.
03:07:21
Being. A father.
03:07:23
Would you would. You just for the money, just go.
03:07:25
Hey, kid.
03:07:26
Just, you know, it'll be okay. You'll live.
03:07:29
Get them.
03:07:30
No. You'll you'll you'll you'll change the entire family for generations.
03:07:35
Nope.
03:07:39
This whole action, this one.
03:07:40
Selfish actions for unselfish action.
03:07:43
No. And
03:07:45
change the course of our family dynamic.
03:07:48
To the set. I had a rule.
03:07:49
I'd never make my kids do anything that I wasn't willing myself to do.
03:07:52
And I'm not willing to do that.
03:07:54
There's, like, a whole saga myself.
03:07:57
I think I might.
03:08:01
Yeah, you had to think, though.
03:08:02
You had an an out.
03:08:04
You added your safe word and I heard it.
03:08:06
Be that age and have to, you know, but looking at it now,
03:08:09
I go, okay like that's the scars will heal.
03:08:12
I mean, not like physical scars.
03:08:14
I mean mental scars.
03:08:14
I hope that there's that physical emotional damage.
03:08:19
If there's physical scars, then we may have a second.
03:08:22
I don't know, I don't know if I'm not
03:08:26
I don't know, like being diddled
03:08:28
or are we talking about, like, intercourse type stuff?
03:08:32
That's an awfully cute word for real.
03:08:34
You know what. You're talking. About a little bit.
03:08:37
I did a. Little.
03:08:37
I did a little fiddle. Yeah, that's what I was going to say. Fiddle?
03:08:40
I said fiddle before I said fiddle.
03:08:42
I did love fiddle.
03:08:43
I would not diddle a kid.
03:08:45
More of a fiddle as a kid.
03:08:48
In the,
03:08:50
It's a proper yes.
03:08:56
Yeah.
03:08:57
I have like, one other one other.
03:08:58
I got a couple other things I was saving for a couple shows, but
03:09:03
I don't know.
03:09:03
One was, it involved.
03:09:05
Everything involves people, so it's kind of dumb, but, Everything involves people.
03:09:10
Yeah. This time tying tiny with, like, a women's segment.
03:09:12
There was a there was the first ever Arab female astronaut to reach space.
03:09:17
Whatever.
03:09:20
When didn't Mark.
03:09:22
Just said, like, a week ago? A couple like two weeks ago?
03:09:24
I think they probably did it on Women's Day, by the way.
03:09:28
I don't know.
03:09:28
Does it like, do we have to celebrate the first everything like though
03:09:31
the first Arab female with like, earrings in a
03:09:36
like or the first black gay.
03:09:40
Yeah.
03:09:40
Here's a I'll second that. Here's the thing.
03:09:42
Just missing a finger. Like we have to.
03:09:45
If you want people to accept you, stop saying, look at me, look at me.
03:09:49
How special I am. Stop the world and recognize me.
03:09:51
If you want to be a man, be equal to a man.
03:09:53
Just do your job. Shut the fuck up. Nobody cares.
03:09:55
Everybody's doing the same thing you're doing.
03:09:58
Yeah.
03:09:58
So there was always the thing with the sports, and it was,
03:10:02
always just, you know, the over celebration.
03:10:04
And it's like, you act like you've been there before.
03:10:06
Act like you've been there.
03:10:09
Good point, but no, no,
03:10:11
they got to stop and be like, look, we sent a what?
03:10:15
A woman of brown color to the. Yeah, I don't know.
03:10:17
Yeah. Is that why they chose her?
03:10:19
As I'm pretty sure that had something to do with it.
03:10:20
Well, would you say that I don't?
03:10:22
We thought that she was like the Arab Emirates
03:10:26
or Egypt sent their first rocket, is what I thought of.
03:10:30
But yeah, if if,
03:10:32
if Sweden picked, if she launched from Sweden's
03:10:35
space program, then yeah, that's a little unusual.
03:10:39
I mean, it is it is kind of a misnomer because she's not like,
03:10:42
you know, just looking out the slits.
03:10:45
She's not just peeking through, you know, a hole in two pieces of wood.
03:10:49
You know, I'm not. I don't know what you mean. What?
03:10:51
Like if there's a fence
03:10:52
and you kind of put your head this way and you're looking through,
03:10:55
you only see about this much from the other side.
03:10:57
That's about, you know, she's not one of those.
03:11:01
I don't know who you would call.
03:11:02
Hate to break it to you, but
03:11:04
Egypt.
03:11:06
What's the other word?
03:11:07
Wait, no, Egypt is African.
03:11:09
Don't listen to me.
03:11:11
India.
03:11:12
India is Asian,
03:11:14
so she says she's Arab.
03:11:16
Well, I guess so. Yeah.
03:11:18
So, yeah, I want to know where where where did she land from?
03:11:20
That's important to me.
03:11:22
If she launched from an Arab, if she launched from an Arab state.
03:11:25
Space bitch must see another night. Yes.
03:11:28
So what? Riya?
03:11:29
A ray, is that Rihanna or Rihanna?
03:11:33
Right? Hi, Guyana. Bah bah. Bah
03:11:36
bah. Bah. No, I.
03:11:38
I don't know. Who I am.
03:11:40
I'm sorry. Blow with. No, they didn't even.
03:11:42
They didn't even care about the other Saudi.
03:11:43
They just care about the woman. Imagine me, the dude. Go another.
03:11:47
Yeah I don't know.
03:11:48
I just aspire women from all backgrounds in the Middle East.
03:11:51
How many backgrounds are in the Middle East?
03:11:54
All I'm thinking about right now.
03:11:56
I'm thinking about right now, is that FBI women training video,
03:12:00
where they were trying to get over the river, over the water.
03:12:03
Right?
03:12:04
I mean,
03:12:05
do I want the best astronauts?
03:12:08
I don't care what color or if they have a penis or not.
03:12:12
Yeah, I don't yeah.
03:12:13
As long as she can do her job and she doesn't need too many tampons,
03:12:17
which is always a that we've talked about that. Right.
03:12:20
The story of the
03:12:22
the when they. Don't they.
03:12:23
Just put women in space.
03:12:24
They give them like way
03:12:25
too many tampons because like, the dudes had no idea how many like how.
03:12:29
Yeah.
03:12:29
But don't
03:12:29
if they're a woman is like so driven to that that they'll just take the pill
03:12:33
so they don't have their periods if they're, if they.
03:12:35
Would think at that point. But this is like rational.
03:12:38
If they're professional and they're not planning
03:12:40
on having children, they're definitely on the pill
03:12:42
just because of the benefit of not having their period.
03:12:46
So yeah, if I'm if I'm an astronaut and I'm a woman, I'm going to be like,
03:12:49
yeah, I'm going to take the pill for a little while
03:12:50
so I don't have to worry about that.
03:12:55
Right.
03:12:55
So it's a one Saudi bitch and one Saudi dude,
03:12:59
and then one
03:13:01
dude. Yeah, it's the dudes.
03:13:03
From the dudes from the Gulf Kingdom.
03:13:04
So he's the actual weight.
03:13:07
So zero space.
03:13:09
But they launch from Kennedy near the.
03:13:10
Gulf.
03:13:12
To Americans. Yeah.
03:13:13
So Peggy is the.
03:13:18
Peggy is the woman, right?
03:13:19
Peggy is the woman.
03:13:20
Yeah. That's her.
03:13:23
Congratulations.
03:13:26
She loves it.
03:13:29
I mean, yeah.
03:13:29
She obviously.
03:13:32
That's great.
03:13:33
That's great. Let's celebrate women's month
03:13:36
once man wins men's month, by the way.
03:13:39
It's every other month.
03:13:42
Fuck you.
03:13:43
They're like, yeah, look at the look at there's Presidents Day that celebrates men.
03:13:49
Like, yeah, it does, but it's presidents.
03:13:51
It doesn't celebrate all men.
03:13:53
Women's day, where it's month celebrates all women.
03:13:57
So if you look. Different could be women.
03:13:59
But unfortunately, Hillary Clinton fucked up.
03:14:01
So many men are smart and tricky.
03:14:03
They can't piss off women, but they still want it.
03:14:04
So June became Men's Health Month.
03:14:11
So I'm going to take that
03:14:12
as because I know July is is White History Month.
03:14:19
Because a bunch of people said the same thing about February being,
03:14:21
well, there's a Black History Month.
03:14:22
Why is there White History Month?
03:14:27
So yeah, and I'll tell you because every other month is white history.
03:14:29
Well, somebody was like, well July. Like that.
03:14:31
But July is white History month.
03:14:38
Yeah.
03:14:41
So they're,
03:14:43
and if you want to keep the women thing going, there is a,
03:14:47
that the most important thing.
03:14:48
Must have been a woman. And I don't listen to.
03:14:50
And I don't take no orders from the woman.
03:14:51
By the way.
03:14:55
So the latest,
03:14:57
MLB baseball game is going to be featuring,
03:15:00
women.
03:15:03
You hear about this?
03:15:04
Is it
03:15:06
2020 for the show?
03:15:07
So not only can you create, so it would just be fine if, like, okay,
03:15:11
the creative player, you can pick a woman like you could
03:15:14
always have been.
03:15:15
No. See, but then the game draws on the experience of female
03:15:19
baseball players, which is the keyword here is
03:15:22
female base.
03:15:24
Why you think they should be softball players?
03:15:27
Well, I don't know.
03:15:27
Are they going to make that designation?
03:15:30
There's definitely like, I know.
03:15:32
Baseball.
03:15:34
This is, March 7th. This is.
03:15:36
The two. What?
03:15:37
What is up with that mainly do they didn't change the model much.
03:15:40
They just like.
03:15:40
I don't know what you can look. At her legs.
03:15:43
Look at. That's a man.
03:15:44
They added boobs and hair.
03:15:46
The hair is going through the face in this.
03:15:48
In this shit too.
03:15:49
So they don't even take like a good.
03:15:51
That's the same exact model they used for all the men.
03:15:53
They just added boobs and long hair. Fuck you.
03:15:56
You look like.
03:15:57
You don't.
03:15:57
Have a problem with women. Their tongue sticking out.
03:16:00
Is this the show you said MLB the Show?
03:16:02
Yeah, this is the 2024.
03:16:04
You know, you do a character models.
03:16:07
That is not a woman's body.
03:16:08
That is a fucking man's character.
03:16:10
That you put boobs. On a woman's head. Yeah.
03:16:12
You've seen the character models
03:16:14
between the different games that they've been showing on, the internet,
03:16:17
or it's like,
03:16:20
new stuff
03:16:21
versus old stuff a few, few iterations ago, game wise.
03:16:24
And the older stuff actually tends to look better,
03:16:28
with the depth, the graphics and everything.
03:16:32
But so are some of the for the first time,
03:16:35
women will join whatever, as long as you can create a female player.
03:16:38
I've got no issue with that.
03:16:39
The problem is, is that,
03:16:42
They they're going to make me play.
03:16:44
Of the game,
03:16:45
which comes out my calls, a new career mode where the show women pave their way.
03:16:49
It includes a storyline that follows the rise of two women
03:16:51
into the major leagues and touches on unique challenges they face.
03:16:55
According to.
03:16:56
So why.
03:16:57
Is that the only storyline? That's the only storyline.
03:17:00
I don't know if it's the only storyline, but it's a storyline,
03:17:04
which seems really weird, right?
03:17:06
I guess I can't complain if we've had.
03:17:08
Many women buying. MLB The Video.
03:17:11
Game. Well, that's probably what they're reaching.
03:17:12
They're like, we've already reached all the men
03:17:14
that are going to take the demographic. We don't know what else to do here.
03:17:17
Rather than updating the roster every year. What can we do?
03:17:19
They work for Disney.
03:17:20
I mean, Disney has never been higher for turning all the
03:17:23
all the protagonists to women.
03:17:25
Yeah, they're pretty much we're just updating the roster every year.
03:17:28
So how can we
03:17:30
how can we,
03:17:32
let's say includes, leagues, whatever it will be there.
03:17:35
A softball.
03:17:36
Like they they've made the.
03:17:38
WNBA part of the NBA games and FIFA
03:17:42
I mean soccer is a girl sport anyway, so it fits right in.
03:17:45
But the funny thing is like,
03:17:48
where is it?
03:17:55
Okay.
03:17:57
Really?
03:17:57
So they're getting all the so they're getting more depth here.
03:18:02
Oh, shit.
03:18:02
I just lost it.
03:18:05
The women's playing baseball is hardly new.
03:18:07
Tony Stone is credited with becoming the first women to play alongside men
03:18:11
in the Negro Leagues and women's baseball leagues have come and gone.
03:18:15
And probably because there was not
03:18:16
a lot of people in the Negro Leagues, and they needed someone to play that day
03:18:20
and they're like, hey, you, you look butch enough.
03:18:24
Get out here.
03:18:25
Can you catch a ball? Sort of.
03:18:27
All right, get out. Get out the.
03:18:30
Yeah.
03:18:31
I know when all the black people showed up to play, I was always like, shit.
03:18:34
Now I'm never going to get to play right?
03:18:41
Something this over the phone.
03:18:42
Career and coaching minor league teams.
03:18:44
So Miss Alvarez, 2020.
03:18:46
Kim, how do you say that, kid?
03:18:49
Nick, I.
03:18:53
Became the first general manager of a major league team.
03:18:56
No way. So let's put her in the game to.
03:18:59
Yeah, I get it.
03:19:00
I mean, everybody's trying to.
03:19:02
If they redo Ghostbusters with women as the star, they
03:19:05
redo everything as a woman, as the star.
03:19:08
They're clearly targeting a whole group, a bunch of women that feel empowered,
03:19:11
that are saying, hey, where are these shows and games for us to play?
03:19:15
We don't want to play cooking or whatever women are supposed to do
03:19:19
this.
03:19:20
I don't want this.
03:19:21
That's a fucking New York Times.
03:19:23
I just want to see. The show.
03:19:25
Getting ready for years, as long as they already she's Shiva.
03:19:28
I have a dollar a week.
03:19:29
I'm just not signing up out of spite because everything.
03:19:31
To see how ready Kim Nick is.
03:19:33
Everything they're writing is, is you can find somewhere else.
03:19:38
Yeah.
03:19:40
Yeah, that's the thing.
03:19:40
It's like basically it's almost.
03:19:43
I read an article where everyone's kind of saying the same thing.
03:19:47
I look at her almost.
03:19:51
I think that the energy is silent.
03:19:53
So it's just Kim.
03:19:56
Give me some.
03:20:00
Breaking barriers.
03:20:04
There is no longer
03:20:05
a female general manager in Major League Baseball anymore.
03:20:08
Home fire.
03:20:09
She will not be returning as far as October 20th.
03:20:12
So that that was fast.
03:20:14
But now they're like.
03:20:15
Check, check, check.
03:20:17
We have an Asian a woman done.
03:20:19
We don't need to do it anymore.
03:20:20
Like we already made her character model, so we might as well
03:20:23
just keep her in the game.
03:20:27
Yeah.
03:20:27
So in November 2020, she was the butt.
03:20:31
That's all they could find to put in the game.
03:20:35
That's a shame.
03:20:36
Oh shit.
03:20:37
So they opted for her to return and she declined.
03:20:41
So it was a fucking charity bid to fucking offer her.
03:20:44
And she's like, no, no, I, I, I know what you guys are doing
03:20:47
and I appreciate it, but I just don't belong here.
03:20:50
This is what that is.
03:20:51
It has to be.
03:20:54
Good for her.
03:20:56
Yeah.
03:20:57
Good for her.
03:21:00
Even women don't take orders from no women.
03:21:04
They were going to.
03:21:05
So according to ESPN, the Marlins wanted to hire a president of baseball operations
03:21:09
to work above the general manager, which would have left.
03:21:14
You could be like a fucking.
03:21:15
It's like a periodic table of women, and it's like.
03:21:18
You can be the president of the United States,
03:21:20
but we're going to invent a new Supreme leader position that's over the president,
03:21:25
because we don't trust anything that women can. Do.
03:21:28
We're going to call him supreme leader.
03:21:31
By the way.
03:21:34
Oh, no.
03:21:34
So this is there a periodic table element.
03:21:37
That's neat because that's what it's literally what they.
03:21:41
And Jesus departure was related to her desire
03:21:43
to retain the role of final decision maker.
03:21:48
So she she it's very confusing.
03:21:55
I don't see an end.
03:21:57
There's an end. Be.
03:22:00
Actually,
03:22:02
maybe it's racist.
03:22:03
They got rid of it.
03:22:05
They put on the periodic table in 2020, but decided to remove her
03:22:09
from the periodic table
03:22:12
for gender disparity issues.
03:22:17
People, people, people.
03:22:20
People I'm hearing is people.
03:22:22
People people people people people
03:22:29
people
03:22:30
people.
03:22:34
Yeah, it was a little bit general for me.
03:22:36
Now, can we do subsets?
03:22:37
Subsections of people,
03:22:40
subsections of regional people or
03:22:42
groups of communities for one reason or another?
03:22:45
Or did we just cover everything with people?
03:22:49
No, no, no.
03:22:49
It's just very broad brush.
03:22:51
Broad
03:22:53
broads are people. To.
03:22:55
Broads or people to.
03:22:56
And they must have been a woman.
03:22:57
And I don't listen to women yelling.
03:22:59
I tell them to shut up.
03:23:01
What was the lemon? The lemon on the face.
03:23:03
What was it? What was it?
03:23:07
What earlier was the lemon on the face?
03:23:08
How do they describe it? I guess we'll have to rewatch back.
03:23:11
It was the actual rewind because there's more entertaining stuff on the front.
03:23:15
And there's also a weird looking fuck face that has, terrible teeth
03:23:18
and a bald head and looks like a where they go bug eater.
03:23:22
Yeah, but he looks like he eats on them. It's so.
03:23:24
Buggy. Bugs.
03:23:25
Oh, yeah. Bugs that. That's fine.
03:23:28
We call that fuck face fladge
03:23:30
but fladge bitches out and then it becomes The Brady Show.
03:23:34
That's where the men oh. Chipper me draw.
03:23:35
I always chipper you and your man. Me.
03:23:39
People, people.
03:23:42
People.
03:23:43
So what's your, Mount Rushmore of people's.
03:23:49
I don't know, but we never finish this Planned Parenthood video.
03:23:52
Fisheye.
03:23:54
Open door, half moon, and.
03:23:57
Away from your bovine vagina.
03:23:59
Your partner must mean Dracula.
03:24:01
Is inside your vagina.
03:24:03
Yeah, all. That's right.
03:24:05
Just for context, we're going back to, learning how to pull out.
03:24:08
This is from the Planned Parenthood, website, marked under teens.
03:24:12
And, this can be 13 to 19 as a teenager.
03:24:16
So, I mean, a 19 year old, this.
03:24:17
Okay, this might be pertinent information.
03:24:19
A 13 year old. Not so much. I don't know.
03:24:22
If any semen gets on your vulva or inside your vagina at all.
03:24:27
It's possible for pregnancy to happen.
03:24:29
So bleach is a way to prevent pregnancy.
03:24:32
It's not the most effective way.
03:24:34
And pulling out doesn't prevent STDs.
03:24:37
Using condoms is the only way to protect yourself
03:24:41
and your partner from infections as well as pregnancy.
03:24:45
When let's just read.
03:24:46
Pulling out somehow went wrong or didn't happen in time,
03:24:50
there's still something you can do.
03:24:52
Emergency contraception, like the morning after pill, can help prevent your day.
03:24:57
What if you pull out?
03:24:58
You know you.
03:24:59
Meant to pull up next like you, you just put it back in.
03:25:03
You're like, You know, like.
03:25:05
Put it back.
03:25:08
Or up to five.
03:25:10
But I days after unprotected sex,
03:25:14
the sooner you take emergency contraception, the better it works you.
03:25:18
That's not exactly how that works, but.
03:25:20
Okay.
03:25:21
You can pretend we never had emergency contraception.
03:25:25
Was that. Let's see. She's talking about plan B, right?
03:25:27
The morning. After.
03:25:28
Yeah, I guess so. Yeah, but you still got a.
03:25:31
Yeah.
03:25:31
See, when I was, when I cared about it, we never had that shit
03:25:34
that would have changed my
03:25:36
philosophy.
03:25:37
Well no, they got you IDs or undies or IUDs.
03:25:41
Did you do.
03:25:42
One of them blows your dick off, and one of them blows your dick off?
03:25:47
Yeah, go for it.
03:25:50
One of them will,
03:25:52
take your life.
03:25:53
One of them will, you'll you'll be alive, but you'll still lose your life.
03:25:57
Neither prevents pregnancy.
03:25:59
No one of them died.
03:26:03
You can get most kinds of emergency
03:26:05
contraception over-the-counter without a prescription drugs once.
03:26:09
You've got the other one.
03:26:11
So emergency contraception at your local Planned Parenthood health center.
03:26:15
Have more questions?
03:26:17
Ask a health educator on our chat hotline.
03:26:20
I have one question
03:26:23
doing right?
03:26:24
Yeah, we didn't even see any dogs today.
03:26:27
That's kind of glad of that.
03:26:29
Yeah, I was getting tired of those fuckers.
03:26:30
He's using them as,
03:26:32
distraction. Crutch.
03:26:34
This is not content.
03:26:35
Look, it's the dogs. Look,
03:26:38
content's been great the last few times.
03:26:40
I have no complaints.
03:26:41
I just want better equipment.
03:26:43
I agree with whoever said that Gary should get better equipment.
03:26:47
And then the one guy that was my favorite comment,
03:26:48
they said, not only did you find
03:26:50
the worst quality ever, but then you took that, turned it into four £0.40,
03:26:54
and then uploaded a worse clip to TikTok or something.
03:26:58
Yeah, I thought I pulled that with one of my I want to
03:27:01
maybe keep it more short and sweet, but, it was already brought to his attention.
03:27:05
Anyway.
03:27:06
It seems like a lot of work today.
03:27:08
There was only one person.
03:27:09
I think there was a second person
03:27:11
that chimed in that also, I think agreed with the But I agree 100%.
03:27:15
I agree.
03:27:16
Well, you and I are.
03:27:18
I mean, we've been telling them. So maybe if more people tell them
03:27:22
nope.
03:27:23
That yeah, he likes to be in the minority, the.
03:27:25
More.
03:27:27
He likes to be the minority.
03:27:29
Nobody likes to be the minority.
03:27:31
That's why everyone tries to be the majority.
03:27:33
I like the part, I like it, I'll change.
03:27:36
I'm the. I'm that.
03:27:37
What's that movie? 12 Angry Men.
03:27:40
I'll sit there and convince 11 people to do the to to switch to whatever.
03:27:43
And then.
03:27:44
And then when we're almost all in consensus, I will flip flop
03:27:47
just to keep the
03:27:50
the debate rolling.
03:27:54
You'll you'll be the one to turn gay.
03:27:56
That's right.
03:27:57
I'm not gay.
03:27:58
But anything else you can't turn going wrong.
03:28:01
It's the wrong. No, no.
03:28:03
I was going to say the right thing.
03:28:04
You can't put words in your mouth.
03:28:06
You can't turn gay. You either are or aren't gay.
03:28:10
From what I understand.
03:28:13
I think you can get. I.
03:28:16
You're going to list some really hot actor.
03:28:17
Well, have you ever seen so-and-so?
03:28:18
I mean, it turned me.
03:28:22
You know, I've just.
03:28:23
It's always assumed that if you.
03:28:26
Let me live here, I'll sum it up. For nothing.
03:28:28
Rather than having him find it out himself, he might jack off his friend.
03:28:31
Is because it's like, oh, well,
03:28:33
I really Billy and I like him, and our him and I are cool.
03:28:36
Like we're friends.
03:28:37
Like, maybe, maybe, maybe we're gay together.
03:28:40
So let me, like, touch his dick.
03:28:41
So you do some gay stuff, then?
03:28:43
I mean, you're not even into it,
03:28:46
so maybe you're not even into it.
03:28:47
And then you have this scar thing about,
03:28:49
like, oh, I touched Billy's dick when I was younger.
03:28:51
Or maybe you convince yourself that you're into it,
03:28:53
and then you end up turning it that first thing wrong with that.
03:28:56
But first of all, how the fuck do you know about Billy?
03:29:02
Billy's going around.
03:29:03
My neighbor Billy, man fucking touched my cock all the time.
03:29:07
I didn't think anybody knew about that.
03:29:09
Oh, Billy.
03:29:10
So I don't think you can be gay just one day, if that's what you're saying.
03:29:15
Even if it was when you were ten or when you were 50.
03:29:18
You're saying you could.
03:29:19
You can do something gay, but that doesn't mean you are gay.
03:29:22
No, I'm saying just the opposite.
03:29:24
I'm saying if you did something for one day, that's gay.
03:29:28
There's nothing wrong with that.
03:29:29
But you're gay to some extent, if you want me to add that little to some extent.
03:29:33
But you're definitely gay.
03:29:35
I think people may change.
03:29:37
I used to like I. Think people can. Change.
03:29:39
Think of a food you used to like and you know,
03:29:41
and now I don't like it or something you didn't like when you were younger.
03:29:44
So yeah, your taste change.
03:29:45
I don't think you are born gay.
03:29:47
I think you are gay or not.
03:29:49
And you don't have to always be. But yeah, I think
03:29:52
I think once you do, once
03:29:54
you do something gay, whether you like it or not, you're you're gay.
03:29:57
Nothing wrong with that.
03:30:00
But yeah.
03:30:02
I don't I don't throw with that.
03:30:04
You can't you can't rationalize the gay away.
03:30:07
The Christians try to do that.
03:30:09
Well they pray together with.
03:30:11
Well yeah, that's that's how they rationalize it.
03:30:14
No that's not that's not rationalizing anything.
03:30:17
Is they saying.
03:30:18
To make it go away?
03:30:19
Is not rational?
03:30:22
No. You can hope it to go away, if that's what praying is.
03:30:25
But what's the you just changing the words?
03:30:27
I think it's the same thing.
03:30:29
It really is.
03:30:30
That's what the hoping and pray.
03:30:32
Hope and pray is said a lot together to, Hope and pray.
03:30:35
So they're supposed to hope, right?
03:30:37
Yeah.
03:30:37
That's a good that's that's how you cover both the religious people and not,
03:30:40
you know. Oh, you're so.
03:30:42
Yeah.
03:30:42
We give it our hopes and prayers that cover everything.
03:30:46
But what what about hugs and kisses?
03:30:47
That's like the men and women or that's like, I think you're gay.
03:30:50
Or if I over cool or kiss.
03:30:53
But if you don't want to kiss and I'll just, you know, hug him.
03:30:56
I think it depends on.
03:30:57
But based on what sex you are, what sex you're hugging and kissing
03:31:01
depends on if you're gay or not.
03:31:02
It's pretty simple.
03:31:03
I mean, unless it's a relative and it's, you know, a bye.
03:31:06
See you next Christmas.
03:31:08
But I
03:31:08
assume you're talking about some serious kissing.
03:31:14
Hugging. Making out.
03:31:15
You can't rationalize the gay away.
03:31:17
All I'm saying.
03:31:19
There's a Exynos. It's excellent, cuz.
03:31:21
Because there's, like, a little.
03:31:22
The tongue. Signal. What?
03:31:25
I'm the there's a there's an upside down Q too.
03:31:28
So there's like
03:31:30
two Q's together.
03:31:31
They're both 6090.
03:31:34
It's great.
03:31:38
It gets
03:31:41
are you sure it's great.
03:31:49
Are you there?
03:31:50
Hello. You're on.
03:31:52
Can you hear me now?
03:31:54
Their phone caller.
03:31:56
Hey. No, you're gay.
03:31:58
I oh, wait.
03:31:59
Hold on.
03:32:00
There you go.
03:32:01
Now you're on. There.
03:32:02
Somebody on? Yeah.
03:32:05
Oh, sweet. I'm going to go smoke weed.
03:32:06
Oh, this asshole talk is. What?
03:32:10
Who is this?
03:32:10
Hello?
03:32:11
This.
03:32:15
Are you asking for, a friend or.
03:32:21
Wait.
03:32:22
They can't hear you. Oh, shit.
03:32:24
Stick your. Stick your finger in your butthole.
03:32:27
Does it feel good?
03:32:30
Does it feel good?
03:32:34
Wait.
03:32:34
The minute they can't hear the caller. Hold on.
03:32:37
I gotta fix this. Why I won't, why don't it?
03:32:39
Oh my God, worst producer.
03:32:41
Get a new producer.
03:32:43
Oh, he hung up. I just see, I just. My God.
03:32:45
And he bitched out on you.
03:32:47
You get an apology out, and.
03:32:48
Yeah, I switched it, I did it, I just had to make this very dark.
03:32:51
And I didn't want to reveal the fucking phone number.
03:32:53
Why is he still awake?
03:32:54
Go to bed. So what the caller said was this.
03:32:57
How do you. What? How do you show your gay?
03:33:00
How do you how you make your show gay?
03:33:02
What was the.
03:33:03
I forgot the question. Something about making the show gay.
03:33:06
You. What you do is you.
03:33:08
Could you leave the show and then listen to the whole thing in your bed
03:33:11
and then call in?
03:33:11
That's how you make your show gay.
03:33:16
Or you could do it
03:33:17
the old fashioned way and have anal sex with another man.
03:33:20
That's that's also being gay.
03:33:22
And again, there's there's nothing wrong with that.
03:33:27
I'm pretty sure
03:33:28
I'm sharing the right screen.
03:33:32
Oh, we can all hear you peeing.
03:33:35
That's fantastic.
03:33:44
I really like the sound effects.
03:33:45
Way too much.
03:33:46
I have a lot to say, but if I'm left my own accord
03:33:48
and then I just start saying stuff, and then it gets real bad.
03:33:52
You don't want to hear what's in my head.
03:33:55
So I would say the 100%.
03:33:57
Is something wrong with gays having anal sex?
03:34:00
Is because, anal sex is the arbiter of,
03:34:04
gross bacteria.
03:34:06
Shit is gross.
03:34:07
It's smelly, it's disgusting.
03:34:09
And, I'm sorry that that's the only hole that you guys have, but you just.
03:34:13
I don't know why you feel like facilitating heterosexual sex and almost
03:34:16
feels like, Or seems like you're, you're you're heterosexual yourself.
03:34:21
You're just a little confused on which hole you should be going for,
03:34:24
because a wormhole is a wormhole.
03:34:26
So you would think that if you like fucking a butthole,
03:34:29
you might like fucking a vagina.
03:34:30
But vaginas aren't full of shit.
03:34:33
Women can be, but vaginas are.
03:34:35
What about. Women's buttholes?
03:34:37
That would be just as bad then, right?
03:34:38
Yeah, I see, that's,
03:34:41
I don't go down that road, but it is still a woman.
03:34:43
But I still feel like there's a little bit of gayness there.
03:34:47
A little, I don't know.
03:34:48
I mean, you got a perfect. Unless she's blown out.
03:34:51
Unless, like, it's really, it's like.
03:34:53
It's like ravaged and you're like, well, this is way tighter, the vagina.
03:34:56
So then you go to the tighter asshole you're saying or the bubble.
03:34:59
Yeah. Yeah, I don't know.
03:35:00
Yeah. If I, if I mean it, if I, if I mated
03:35:03
that, if I met a woman with a blown out asshole.
03:35:09
I would, If I met a woman with a ravaged vagina, I probably would break it off
03:35:13
and got a chance to stick it in her asshole.
03:35:18
It's happened one time.
03:35:20
Well, you could only have.
03:35:21
It could only happen one time.
03:35:23
Unless they. So I was.
03:35:25
I was reaching in
03:35:27
and it just felt it. Yeah.
03:35:30
And this is no exaggeration because I've thought about this ever since.
03:35:32
And it's literally what I thought initially. It's,
03:35:36
it's, it.
03:35:37
Felt like there was a vagina there.
03:35:39
And then someone put a hand grenade and then it just went
03:35:44
and it just, it just felt like there was too much
03:35:47
going on.
03:35:48
I didn't see it physically, but it just it's a.
03:35:50
Tight hole. Open.
03:35:52
Open. Back.
03:35:53
It just felt there was too, too many.
03:35:57
Too much on the outskirts.
03:35:58
Like it was a crater.
03:35:59
Like it was like the skirt.
03:36:02
It had a lot going on.
03:36:04
And then it had a big and it was just
03:36:07
cavernous. I don't know.