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I knew
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left Gary.
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And when you came back, your number
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fucking changed and now you're not on the screen.
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So stand by.
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Shenanigans.
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Fuck an ass
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blank.
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Is anybody there?
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Yeah, George. So I'm there.
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What?
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Gary's not there.
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Perfect.
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All right. I'd
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change it
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when?
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Where are you doing?
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The complete question and Superfluids.
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There are a couple
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shenanigans with the dog.
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Doing
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a little.
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Oh. The time is now.
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10:03 p.m..
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Do you know where your families are?
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I'm Gary.
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Welcome to Fladge Rants Live with April Fools Day.
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Coming up, it's time for pranks and these guys
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are playing a prank on me and
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let's see.
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Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone.
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Shenanigans.
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19 terrorists took over planes with box cutters and flew them into buildings.
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Shenanigans.
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A lot of the stuff in quantum mechanics
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seems counterintuitive.
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Heisenberg's Uncertainty principle.
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Quantum tunneling.
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Paul Dirac came later with a quirky thinking
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that gave us a virtual particle's possible
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existence.
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My dog's deciding right now to play.
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So I guess they get their their times.
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Global The global pandemic shenanigans,
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the Mandela effect shenanigans,
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the the way we treat people who see you apes
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like they treat them like they're shenanigans.
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Every Bigfoot sighting,
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shenanigans, every one of them.
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A bit of fake,
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but shenanigans all over.
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Just don't be bamboozled.
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Which is another fun word.
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But the big trick here is I don't really have a monologue
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planned today, but we do have our our pledge madness
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bracket tournament coming up.
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And this opening probably won't be in the brackets
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or we come along with the brackets pretty roll the clip.
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I've got a lot of notes.
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Oh, good.
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Well, at least you
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all right.
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We we all we all have some buttons now, too, right?
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That's just
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fantastic.
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I mean, it's going to be a bunch of shenanigans, sound buttons.
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I mean, you know, why would I be involved
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in that shenanigans?
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Remember, we can't play that on YouTube.
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You know what, Shenanigans?
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How is it that fun and all fun?
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It's all it's all fine.
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Compared to what?
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I don't know.
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There's nothing I'm not allowed.
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I know the dogs are, but I like how I like.
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Oh, he complains like, Oh, the dogs decided to play during the show.
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No, you decided to do the show where the dogs fucking play.
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He's not on the bench and yelling at you here, but you actually talk to your.
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Okay.
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The dogs.
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I don't all I have no control over.
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This is my dog shenanigans.
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There's an expression
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that the show has gone to the dogs.
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Oh, yeah. Sorry about that. I'm back.
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I've got more shenanigans for you, but I wanted a guy
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that was a great St Patrick's party.
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I my dad, my great, great.
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I can't see it now.
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Look, looked brown.
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Well, I think it's because it is brown.
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I think you're full of shit shenanigans.
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Yeah, I'm going to run with just repeating the time
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you've been duped.
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Mm hmm.
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I think we're all
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about this, like a series of lines that I've been trying to draw out.
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The textbooks are just loaded with them.
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History is won by the victors.
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Are it written by the winners?
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Written something like that. Recorded,
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taped.
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They taped?
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Yeah.
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On tape.
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I'm not making
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shenanigans.
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Shenanigans.
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Great. Start.
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Shenanigans. Straight out of the gate.
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Hit them.
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What about.
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What other shenanigans?
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What about other shenanigans worthy of their fortune?
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Oh, that's my time around the shenanigans.
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I don't fucking know if I put it on the screen like no other shenanigans.
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Freeze up
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this fucking.
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I'll be right back.
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I have to go find a new jabber.
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All right, So we didn't.
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But we did present this previously
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on another episode, but it'd be great to revisit it.
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I'm curious as to how my
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how my sharing is going to be.
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Okay.
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We know how your sharing is going to be
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choppy.
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Well, the reason why is that Patrick's crowd save the pedophile stuff.
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I remember your day as a piece of Irish folk folklore, something
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that's in the criteria of mobile, say totally crappy
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is taking up residence in their neighborhood.
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A leprechaun, the Sea of Thieves.
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Brian Johnson has more
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curiosity.
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He leads to a haven. Deja vu.
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Feels like we started the show at the beginning of you bringing binoculars,
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even camera phones to take possession of.
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Like if you were paying attention, you would have noticed that
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before I played this video, I said that we I, we played this before,
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but we're going to revisit it.
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Yes, yes. Yeah.
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I don't know if you were aware of that. No, no.
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But we had to revisit the revisit about the revisiting
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to me like a little
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bit in chief.
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Who. I can't say. Yeah.
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Oh, Eyewitnesses say the leprechaun only comes out at night.
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If you shine a light in its direction, it suddenly disappears.
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This amateur sketch resembles what many of you say the leprechaun looks like.
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Others find it hard to believe
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and have come up with their own theories and explanations for the image.
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A theory is casting a shadow
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from the other limb.
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Could be a crack.
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It got altered around stuff
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and it told me to get up in a tree and play a leprechaun.
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We don't get down to the bottom of that.
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The crack told them to do that? Yes. They're down there.
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God, don't be afraid.
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Don't be afraid, man.
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This guy helping to direct traffic says he's prepared
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for his encounter with the leprechaun.
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He's suited up from head to toe.
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This was all spells right here.
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This is the special leprechaun flute was passed down
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from thousands of years ago from my great great grandfather, who's Irish.
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I just came to help out.
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Others just came to get lucky and hopes a pot of gold.
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Was I just talking about it last week?
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How long? I think the Irish person has turned black.
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If you put them out and put them in Africa for hundreds of thousands of years.
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Yes, right there. That's him.
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You must hear him as the black man.
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This just came to help out the flute.
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Others just came to get money and hope.
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We started talking about the later coffin that he suited up from head to toe.
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This was all smiles right here. Right.
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This is the special leprechaun flute.
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He's more red than from thousands of years ago.
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My great great grandfather, who was Irish, just came to help out.
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Others just came by with my great, great
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brothers flute that made out of metal composites that are modern.
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Yeah, I love.
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That's all the time is now.
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Ten, 11.
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We missed ten for ten at ten. Ten.
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Well, that's on you.
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That's none of the producer.
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You were in here and I.
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I'm ready now.
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It's six at ten.
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Ten and then four at ten. 11.
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Oh, okay.
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No, he's going to do it fast.
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Right.
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It's 10 seconds.
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So before you ran, do you have ten now?
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Oh, no, no. I was really.
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I pitched that today.
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I don't even have the segment ready.
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How long did it take you to find a definition that added sexual shenanigans?
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Wow. That's just.
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That's Cambridge to tell you.
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Just so I can get the UK, which will include shenanigans with those Americans.
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Shenanigans, shenanigans,
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shenanigans, shenanigans. So
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then again, I'm going to change the word for you forever.
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When you look at it now, you notice that shenanigans starts with a she.
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Yeah, she.
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There's no he ran against.
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Oh, no, by the way.
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Well, because women don't act a fool.
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No, because men.
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I mean,
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because men and men don't put up with shenanigans.
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They don't.
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And maybe when they're children or women.
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Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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No, but a quick sign for put.
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You brought me potentially into my next thing.
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Men and women and shenanigans. That's my job.
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Keep the show.
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So the whole the whole the ban Bud Light controversy.
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You guys, did you guys think that was stupid or worthwhile or.
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I don't. What do you mean? What happened?
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Bud Light decided to use a transgender.
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They banned Bud Light.
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I mean, they did.
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They crippled it pretty, pretty hard.
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It's a shell of what it used to be.
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Who? Chris Rock?
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No, This thing right here,
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This is a it's a brand new song.
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Oh, my God.
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I there was. I saw that, but I didn't click on it.
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Who would ever click on it?
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Please don't play it.
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You're giving her.
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Oh, no. You know what?
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You play it. This is actually was shopping.
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He was shopping.
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I don't know if I want to play it.
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Well, you can't because we're going to shit on it.
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There's what you need to play the whole thing. But
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can you riff a bit with those?
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I was shopping Transform.
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If I'm in into Hilton, I get the
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I get the high speed Wi-Fi because I'm a diamond member, but
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when I'm at home, I get the shit AT&T because they're too lazy to put in fiber.
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Well, hey, do you have a what are you a rewards member for?
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I'm having trouble talking up them, not stroking out.
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What?
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What chain are you, a member?
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Maybe there's one close enough to your house.
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You can just connect to their Wi-Fi.
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Yeah. No, I'm not going to do that.
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And no, there's not.
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At the best thing with my days.
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I'm having a hard time finding this stupid video, which means
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hopefully other people are too.
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Oh, well, then I just.
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I'll find a link in the thing.
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I put it right here.
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I was just like, I'm going to give you the link
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I pasted in here and I saw you looking down at your little veiny dude.
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I always thought it was something different.
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They mulvany paying us veiny.
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I guess I thought it was no veiny penis.
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I thought that was the name of the guy who did What is love?
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I'm pretty
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sure we're going to get a strike for bullying.
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Oh, yeah. No, no, we're not.
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It's just being.
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I'm not saying we deserve it.
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I'm just saying we're going to get what?
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I think you deserve it.
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I'm not saying we don't deserve one, but
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the inconsistent, terrible beginning of show, to be honest.
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Bunch of shenanigans. Yeah,
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that was the idea.
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I like the plan, but shouldn't be there,
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should I?
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I'll just play it then. Here we go.
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No, no, no. Allow me.
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I finally got it.
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Jesus Christ.
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Shenanigans.
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My computer is drilling.
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My computer's loading really slow, and people are talking over me.
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It's hard to think I want a floor that's dangerous.
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I can't hear you. I'm talking to you. Oh,
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do we have to listen to it with the sound?
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Yeah,
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we listen to it without the sound waves.
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Okay, let's start sitting on it right away.
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This thing was never a girl.
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And no, it wasn't.
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Okay, let's go.
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Emergency. Why were you.
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What did you think it was?
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Even those are two real girls.
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Were you thrown off fire? I'm not.
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I shouldn't say.
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Real girls. No, they're not.
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Are they real girls?
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And the one on the left is
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Dylan Mulvaney you should talk to.
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No, I meant the two that are next to it
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are definitely girls.
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Women. By the way.
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They changed.
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Girls like me Gotta learn the basics.
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A quick change. Such as?
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Do I really? I don't want to do this.
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Just get to the core.
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It's so hot, hot and bothered.
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It's just he. I don't want to.
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It's just you're. You're just.
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You're just playing it straight.
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There's no look at that face.
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I mean, I don't.
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There's a No, I'm serious.
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We can't. No, you got to just get to the.
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You know what my shenanigans gripe is about self-censoring.
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This fucking stupid
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algorithm on YouTube has me questioning everything I think and say.
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And I think it's not just me. I think it's everybody, not just creators.
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I think everybody is so worried and like, who are we going to offend?
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I can't comment on at all.
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I am I mean, because I want what we're saying
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to be able to get out to the five people that are watching on YouTube.
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And I don't want to write one by saying that fuck you to this person has straight
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has a straight.
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There's nothing everybody.
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Well, I mean, there's a perfect example
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where that's all curvy and you know
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woman me, I don't even care if it's large or small.
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The curves is what's appealing.
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She has big hair to compensate for the big boobs and hips. But
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you know what I'm saying?
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Like, does she think as somebody I don't even know how to get it out,
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somebody with
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aren't they offended?
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Why aren't they offended?
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Because they're getting paid.
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What if somebody showed up at your work tomorrow dressed up exactly like draw
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but in a had parody mocking way was like, I draw her fuck you like
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I do that all I kind of scoff when I see the butch lesbian that's
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you know where in the hat and you know got the t shirt on and they're you know,
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they got the sneakers and they're kind of looking
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like they, you know, like they're sporty or some shit.
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And it's like, do y you like you're just cosplaying. Do
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you are you trying to dress like really?
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Do you have this issue where you are a woman?
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Then just go be a fucking woman.
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Don't make this parody of a woman
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because I'm not even a woman and I'm insulted as a human being at this point.
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I don't know what was due to this.
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The lyrics are, you know, like, frickin
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go get some meds because I'm, you know, the shopaholic chick
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and I have not realistic shame.
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He's trying to like he's trying to be the new Madonna.
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What's weird is the thing that always she always points out days of girlhood
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that was like the big thing and it's like girl is is the main word there.
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Which is really weird because it should be like a woman.
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I'd like you to be a woman.
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But no, this thing is trying to be like a little girl, but very confused.
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I don't know what
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the name was before, but clearly grew up with Dylan
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Mulvany so.
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And I thought, it doesn't matter if it.
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I'm so confused.
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All right, well, you're going to out to be a little bit more confused.
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You're going to blow my hands.
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Oh, you got. You got something out there? Should I?
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Yeah. Yeah.
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You ever see him on the price Is Right,
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Dylan?
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So, yeah, years before he ever had this idea to transform,
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he was, for sure, gay man and was on the Price is Right
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and just begging for attention even way back then.
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Well, man, while we could get to it eventually, that'd be great.
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But. Dylan.
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Woman You doing?
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I put, I put the link in the gentleman.
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DYLAN Oh, you're doing that?
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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That hot ass dude, it's just I don't no offense
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to women with no curves, but if I saw a woman like that, it doesn't do.
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Women don't look like that.
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That's the problem. They have women hips
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even even if they have no ass, they still have a woman hips.
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Yeah, well, there's the ball in the curve.
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The arch of their foot is even different to me.
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It's more feminine, if that's a word that I describing is more feminine.
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The way they whole just turning.
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I'm so
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not happy
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with this.
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No, no,
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wait.
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So I.
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I'll play.
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Are you saying Transformers are shenanigans?
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Is your dog just cackling?
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Oh, I have seen him. I can't see it.
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I can hear it, but I can't see it.
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Well, because you got the wrong button pushed.
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This isn't even the real price is right.
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I'm not used to it with this guy, and I'm still in it.
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So, you know, to price
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and the attention or the doesn't go,
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I'm going to keep the 590, 95, 99
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oh $5.99 oh,
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Then why are we giving him the attention?
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Can I see him now the moment?
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Because the him on camera, because we're pointing out that it's terrible.
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Plus, you guys and talking. So.
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You're right. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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You guys, you guys, Those people.
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Who the fuck you talking about, man? Yes.
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This is not Gary. He's just.
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Oh, I got Transformers and borderline zoo philia.
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I'm just so disgusted.
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First borderlines, Ophelia
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going on behind him.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, definitely.
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Yeah.
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Look at just the attention seeking the running around.
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Well, and I said you just.
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That's a perfect summation because he went as far as he could and it wasn't enough.
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So he's like any other people are not pissed enough or noticing enough.
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And then they're like, Why are you noticing me?
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Why is everybody,
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you know, laughing or judging or plotting whatever they choose to do?
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They're like, Can you leave me alone?
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Sure.
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Just go be you and don't do this
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and we won't make fun of you or applaud you or whatever you're looking for.
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Our What is wrong with your dog?
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The mannequins. Oh,
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I don't know what the problem is.
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Usually they just sleep.
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This is bull crap.
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Indeed.
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I'm not really it show you all.
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You show issues.
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Definitely a show is you
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okay?
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Well, this show issue is the online screen is whatever
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draw or would be showing right now
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black person
00:22:50
in a green dress skinning one person in a green dress.
00:22:54
We can all see it now. Poor joke.
00:22:56
But it changed.
00:22:58
You're going to you were going to comment on that.
00:23:01
And then agains. No, I was going to comment.
00:23:03
And wouldn't it be better if I could see like something more relevant?
00:23:08
Yes. That would be on you.
00:23:11
Oh, how how would I change that?
00:23:13
I don't know.
00:23:14
I'm only seeing what the audience is seeing right now.
00:23:16
I don't I don't know how I do not figure that out.
00:23:18
I figured that out.
00:23:19
I don't know, like 30 episodes ago.
00:23:22
But you're not seeing the audience
00:23:26
or the live feed.
00:23:27
That's a shame. I don't know if you can do that on your phone.
00:23:29
I don't know how it would work on your phone, to be honest.
00:23:30
It's pretty simple on the on the computer.
00:23:33
But I don't it's going to be hard to touch if you have to do it the same way.
00:23:35
It's going to be harder to touch the right.
00:23:37
You can usually see it, though, right?
00:23:39
There's more shenanigans.
00:23:41
Oh yeah.
00:23:43
Trans Tik-Tok starred Dylan Mulvaney on Price is Right Pretty.
00:23:49
That's not well, but that's what I'm sharing here.
00:23:52
I can put that up
00:23:54
and that's what's on my screen now.
00:23:56
That's a perfect pass. Perfect.
00:23:59
Do you see one label, live feed?
00:24:02
Oh, right.
00:24:03
Feed.
00:24:07
You need a bigger screen.
00:24:09
Full screen.
00:24:10
Now, if anyone watches, I got it. Like.
00:24:13
Like, come in and subscribe.
00:24:14
We can afford a bigger screen for Gary, and the show can progress.
00:24:21
Yeah, I need better equipment.
00:24:23
I'm told.
00:24:25
I'm just glad the dogs come now.
00:24:28
Welcome.
00:24:29
Don't tempt the dogs.
00:24:30
Don't stir the don't stir the brother up
00:24:35
at this point, no offense, but
00:24:37
the wider dog seems to be fine.
00:24:41
Oh, what is the black dog so good?
00:24:44
I'm just making an observation.
00:24:45
You can interpret it however you want,
00:24:51
I think.
00:24:52
Here we go again. See?
00:24:55
Yeah, it is.
00:24:56
It's the black one starting to crack. It is.
00:24:58
That's. That's.
00:24:59
That was my observation.
00:25:02
Well, now I look at it.
00:25:05
Well, I can see
00:25:08
in my eyes.
00:25:09
But why are they looking at
00:25:12
that change to us?
00:25:13
The three of us? Look at us.
00:25:15
That's better.
00:25:19
I'm sure we get to the shop,
00:25:23
and I'd rather.
00:25:25
I'd rather you just describe what what we can visually see is for, you know,
00:25:32
for our
00:25:34
visually impaired
00:25:37
there.
00:25:37
So there's three screens
00:25:40
top, right.
00:25:41
Brady's at the top left his actually says,
00:25:43
oh Brady and Gary is at the bottom center
00:25:46
So you see the wood paneling there's some white paneling there.
00:25:50
My TV feed started doing that.
00:25:52
And there's a way where I can have interpret description and I have that off.
00:25:56
But for some reason, there's some lady that's
00:25:57
still explaining everything to me exactly like what you were doing.
00:26:01
And any tech geeks out here that can tell me how to turn that off,
00:26:06
I even turn it on and then back off because that's that's obvious.
00:26:09
But it didn't work.
00:26:10
Somebody still telling me
00:26:12
woman walks in like everything that's happening.
00:26:15
She's narrating.
00:26:18
Yeah,
00:26:21
we're to dog go help The gear doesn't leave them outside
00:26:24
and they freeze to death because that would be like a
00:26:28
right.
00:26:30
Even visual evidence.
00:26:32
My buttons are all different.
00:26:34
I'll be right back.
00:26:35
I have to go find a new jabber.
00:26:38
Here we go.
00:26:46
I didn't even find a new jabber.
00:26:48
The second worse than horrible should be one more, Thank God.
00:26:53
Not something.
00:26:56
Of course.
00:26:56
I got a circling thing.
00:26:57
Hold on.
00:26:57
I got to refresh it, you fucker.
00:27:02
Nothing.
00:27:03
Nothing is going to go right on the shenanigans show we invite.
00:27:06
We invited a little. We invited a little leprechaun.
00:27:10
Oh, I dress like a leprechaun today.
00:27:15
This guy
00:27:20
was going to shoot it from there.
00:27:21
Now, see, I told you he just didn't shoot it.
00:27:24
Yeah,
00:27:26
they're going to go in over, But.
00:27:28
No, no, no.
00:27:31
You're pretty confident.
00:27:33
Oh, oh, oh.
00:27:35
The other usually doesn't.
00:27:38
Oh. Oh, good.
00:27:40
Camera work.
00:27:42
The table is awesome.
00:27:44
Camerawork dropping the camera there.
00:27:46
Don't knock the camera work.
00:27:49
Is you going to make this one?
00:27:50
No, no.
00:27:53
But with some fancy editing.
00:27:56
Oh, it's through the tree.
00:27:58
What?
00:27:58
Oh, good sound you guys have.
00:28:01
You guys like. I like the. Oh, that.
00:28:04
Oh, at the end was you got little boners on that chain sound, didn't you?
00:28:07
Oh, you're a sucker.
00:28:10
So he makes it no matter what. You're all just golfers.
00:28:12
You're getting hard at that little thing.
00:28:14
I do like that sound.
00:28:16
You get very satisfying.
00:28:18
You get hard at the little chinks.
00:28:20
Wow. Throwing it up.
00:28:24
There's a throw. A little chinks
00:28:27
in there.
00:28:28
Actually, I've got a thing about little people.
00:28:32
So is like a thing for them.
00:28:34
Yeah. It's not a normal thing.
00:28:36
Like a thing.
00:28:37
Like we got people I've got in the car nightmare, but I'm at a party
00:28:42
and everyone's seven feet tall and taller, like a full foot taller than I am.
00:28:47
And no one's pay attention to me because I'm not like,
00:28:50
in their conversation because they can't like, we're not.
00:28:53
I level with each other and like, everyone's ignoring me
00:28:57
and I feel terrible is strange because I'm like the short person.
00:29:01
I'm six foot one.
00:29:04
I I'm not used to that.
00:29:05
But there's a dream that I keep having with a bunch of seven footers
00:29:10
and they're not really paying attention to me because I'm insignificant,
00:29:13
because I'm a little 45 of a pipsqueak, by my definition,
00:29:17
is any man who doesn't have a double digit shoe size.
00:29:23
Did you did you ever a dream?
00:29:26
I did.
00:29:27
I let one of the dogs in.
00:29:29
I'll be right back.
00:29:30
I have to go find a new Jabba.
00:29:35
Jabba?
00:29:36
A dream of a Disney.
00:29:38
Welcome to the flat brand.
00:29:40
I'm going to. He was just coming.
00:29:43
It's part of my charm.
00:29:45
Oh, yeah, it is.
00:29:47
Oh, well, it's coming.
00:29:48
As part of his jazzy term. What?
00:29:51
I would like to hear your take on the afterlife.
00:29:53
I'm going live to talk about the afterlife.
00:29:55
Well,
00:29:57
what is there for
00:30:00
the normal sense?
00:30:01
The the standard of
00:30:04
is there.
00:30:05
What do you think is.
00:30:08
I think he says yes,
00:30:11
but he's also right.
00:30:12
Then he'll say some little
00:30:14
qualifier to try and cater to Gary.
00:30:17
That's right.
00:30:18
I actually like Kyle's answer better, is
00:30:22
kind of akin to interview
00:30:27
existence of
00:30:29
consciousness.
00:30:30
So we we're talking a depth defining.
00:30:32
So I appreciate you starting that way because we're talking about defining.
00:30:35
So I mean, we could argue semantics or semantics of conscious.
00:30:39
Let's do that.
00:30:40
Hard to get away from that definition, right?
00:30:43
Part of it, right? Yeah.
00:30:45
How how do most people meaning
00:30:47
I look at it can I separate can I said
00:30:51
I don't believe in the traditional Oh is oh you're putting up
00:30:55
camera as a little bit as a cameraman man it was better.
00:30:58
I think it's a better twist story
00:31:01
for control over something that's probably more true.
00:31:03
We're likely okay. I just felt
00:31:06
Scott's take was all religions have all
00:31:09
but they're like,
00:31:12
oh, yes, there's similarities like showing kindness.
00:31:16
I would
00:31:18
just get to that in the film.
00:31:19
That was just a set up as above.
00:31:22
So below really, that's yes, for your sake
00:31:27
question.
00:31:28
You know, if it circles back like it
00:31:34
definitely don't need to end every interview with as about so below
00:31:38
or or leave
00:31:41
that when
00:31:44
you departed your driver saying
00:31:47
what the fuck is that dude I don't know
00:31:50
you have him you can he does, but he doesn't know he has one.
00:31:54
I'm going to.
00:31:54
I'll meet him, but then I won't hear when he's being a remote mute.
00:31:57
Yeah, I have one talk.
00:31:59
Then I won't know when he's off bar and you can go in.
00:32:03
Yeah, it's cold.
00:32:05
Cold. Open that video, Jesse.
00:32:08
I know you had, like, I don't know, four or five months to get a heater,
00:32:11
but I have a heater. It's just too loud.
00:32:14
I feel you get over this.
00:32:15
You can run it. It's summer heat.
00:32:18
Yeah, It wasn't that bad the one time.
00:32:19
But you insisted.
00:32:22
But you also you could put a, you know, echo cancellation,
00:32:25
which will take some of the ambient noise away, but I don't know.
00:32:28
Oh, you're talking about it. You get you can.
00:32:31
No, no, no.
00:32:32
I mean if you go back, I don't know, about 25 episodes, you'll do it.
00:32:37
And then if you go back about 26 episodes, you'll hear heroes explain it again.
00:32:42
Oh, I'll go do that. Yeah.
00:32:44
If you go back and listen at least every six episodes, there's a mention of it.
00:32:48
Oh, okay.
00:32:50
Can't we all just get along?
00:32:53
No, that's true,
00:32:55
because that could be your definite question. No.
00:32:59
Oh, no. One.
00:33:00
No one has done it to my satisfaction, so I.
00:33:03
Well, yeah, that's true, because that should be your definition.
00:33:07
I don't I don't think there's a subjective reality.
00:33:10
I do. Okay.
00:33:11
So that ties into my definition. Right. Okay.
00:33:13
So my answer, because
00:33:16
I told you
00:33:17
earlier, a lot of media positions, a lot of
00:33:21
famous healers, history philosophers
00:33:24
have all kind of talked about the fact that, well, their opinion is that thing,
00:33:28
figure history, philosophers, objective that you create with your imagination
00:33:32
kind of confuses you when you die to some degree.
00:33:37
If you.
00:33:38
It's fascinating because if you actually read accounts of people who say
00:33:41
they've had near-death experiences and come back, right, people will say
00:33:45
they're all somewhat similar, but they're not.
00:33:47
They're all similar from their belief system.
00:33:49
So Christianity has very many. Yeah.
00:33:52
And since that's a regional thing, just matters where you were born
00:33:56
does can make it so it's obviously not objectively true.
00:33:59
Would you say
00:34:00
like there's a subjective experience that each one of us has individually
00:34:05
and how does that does it continue longer than you?
00:34:09
More to life?
00:34:11
If you want to find out that answer and the rest of this,
00:34:13
you're going to have to follow sort of rumble
00:34:14
because I'm sick of worrying about the fucking pussies on YouTube.
00:34:18
All right. All right. I get something for that, too.
00:34:20
There's some people that puts himself as intellectuals.
00:34:23
You got something for Rumble or something for before Rumble?
00:34:25
No, no, I just want to do a There's some people that fancy themselves
00:34:28
as intellectuals. Wait. Yes, of course.
00:34:31
There are
00:34:32
some staunch atheists, and a lot of them, they even talk like religious people.
00:34:37
Yeah,
00:34:40
well, I agree.
00:34:41
Gary is the most used.
00:34:43
This very atheist deduction I've got is
00:34:47
they'll say they see myself as an intellectual.
00:34:50
He has an insurmountable
00:34:53
task of converting
00:34:54
97% of the globe to or the.
00:34:57
Now, that wasn't the globe was that was just America. Right?
00:34:59
Challenge accepted.
00:35:01
Good luck, people. Thank you so easily.
00:35:04
People are easily swayed and reasonable, so you should have no trouble with that.
00:35:08
You know what?
00:35:08
A lot of people are easily fooled.
00:35:12
Fooled almost.
00:35:13
They're atheist and becomes a religion.
00:35:16
Shouldn't be that much easier to teach them.
00:35:19
What I know,
00:35:23
what I learned from collective conversation about numbers.
00:35:28
I think people are easy to fool around.
00:35:32
A well-educated electorate is not
00:35:38
sure.
00:35:38
You can fool some of the people all the time, but you can't fool me again.
00:35:47
I think
00:35:49
I got
00:35:53
everything
00:35:56
I need, right.
00:35:59
The only reason I'm going to
00:36:08
why is if I look
00:36:16
like a girl, I'm
00:36:21
going to think about
00:36:23
our personal from.
00:36:38
I'll be right back.
00:36:39
I have to go find a new jabber.
00:36:46
And he's flashing
00:36:52
names on to foot
00:36:57
anymore.
00:37:00
And we live in two. Sorry, sorry. Foolish games.
00:37:03
You guys are having foolish games and to pull it out.
00:37:06
Right, Right. Well, up.
00:37:08
All right.
00:37:09
Foolish games.
00:37:10
Oh, what a great
00:37:12
thing going back, Jesse.
00:37:14
Oh, Mr.
00:37:17
Coming back. Yeah. Cut the Kyle.
00:37:19
I'll actually use this.
00:37:21
Only a reductionist view of what God is, and they'll say there's no proof.
00:37:27
Well,
00:37:28
of course there's no proof.
00:37:30
I something for which there is no proof.
00:37:36
Yeah, there is no reason to believe.
00:37:39
Well there's no some people that fancy themselves so there's no reason
00:37:42
actually,
00:37:46
I disagree.
00:37:48
You're allowed to. Okay.
00:37:52
Well I always
00:37:55
I always compare compared to the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
00:37:58
Do you believe
00:38:01
my reasoning is
00:38:04
you specifically disbelieve
00:38:06
in this fine spirit monster
00:38:10
neither
00:38:12
or which which
00:38:16
how much more?
00:38:16
We got left to Jesse here, unless he's done?
00:38:19
I don't know.
00:38:20
I would say I don't know.
00:38:21
Some, of course, without this entire success, he didn't even start.
00:38:23
However that. However,
00:38:27
I would
00:38:27
say that that probably has to do with my opinion on the first answer,
00:38:30
because I believe, like, if there's something to say about
00:38:34
like the whole ghost concept or being behind,
00:38:38
yeah, that could be my understanding of that would only exist
00:38:42
if somebody was attached to the physical world
00:38:45
so strongly that they didn't let their whatever remained of them leave.
00:38:49
Okay, So if I believe that, that's what I would tend to believe, Right?
00:38:53
Okay. Yeah, I should push back on that one.
00:38:56
What I'm saying.
00:38:57
Yeah, go ahead. Now,
00:39:02
part of the thing is to attach to leave.
00:39:05
What part or part could possibly be too attached to leave?
00:39:09
That's ridiculous. That just sounds crazy.
00:39:12
That's why I like Kyle's answer better,
00:39:14
because he, first of all, not only answered
00:39:19
the question, do you believe that there's an afterlife?
00:39:22
He answered the meaning of life.
00:39:26
That's
00:39:27
about the two biggest questions you can possibly answer.
00:39:29
And he handled them both. In about a quarter of the time.
00:39:32
The Jesse Polk and Jesse said, like in the background
00:39:36
of the next interview, that he wasn't even done.
00:39:39
He could go on and on.
00:39:41
So we're going to have to conduct a follow up interview with Jesse.
00:39:45
Well, we got Kyle's take and Kyle.
00:39:48
Well, the clip already,
00:39:50
they could call in at any and any time.
00:39:52
I think we can pull the number ready.
00:39:56
It's more likely the impression your impression
00:39:58
would stick to a
00:40:01
something that also shares your likeness
00:40:04
more than an inanimate object is what I'll say to what he just said.
00:40:08
He seemed to say that so like if you if something stuck in this world, your
00:40:12
your soul can somehow get stuck attached to it.
00:40:16
Is that what he said?
00:40:18
Oh, I actually tell him that it's in the imagination of the living.
00:40:23
Right.
00:40:24
Oh, keep rolling the clip.
00:40:25
Really keep picture in the little teacup from the Disney movie
00:40:32
Soul.
00:40:32
You don't have a soul goes.
00:40:34
Goblins and spirits don't exist.
00:40:37
Okay, Ghost gardens and spirits.
00:40:40
Yeah.
00:40:41
And you don't like the cookie cook?
00:40:44
Okay.
00:40:45
Okay. Crook Crunch.
00:40:47
Papa Smurf.
00:40:49
Yes, I understand.
00:40:51
Well, it's like I got it.
00:40:53
Don't give me that much. I
00:40:59
ask if you
00:41:03
got We got time.
00:41:06
So that's a good frame.
00:41:13
And I would say not in the sense of Gary's time.
00:41:16
Just like my possible thinking that ghosts exist.
00:41:22
I would only be because once again,
00:41:25
if you're to wish that asshole would shut up behind the camera.
00:41:29
I know this physical thing in this world,
00:41:32
your consciousness hangs on to that energy for leading whatever happens, I think.
00:41:37
Been here
00:41:37
until I had headphones on, but we'll make sure that we don't do that again.
00:41:41
We're camera.
00:41:42
We're only going to.
00:41:44
They're going to get better. Yeah.
00:41:45
My interview with Kane would have been great if I hadn't recorded it on my phone,
00:41:50
like with a bad connection or whatever I did wrong.
00:41:54
We're we're on show 43, right?
00:41:56
40, 34, 40.
00:41:58
I want to say 42, but it's 4343 and I'm sure everybody thumbs up.
00:42:03
We're
00:42:04
definitely going to it.
00:42:05
43 engraved in my ring.
00:42:08
You know what?
00:42:10
Because you, like Mario Andretti
00:42:14
was the 43 racer with the red and blue car as TP car.
00:42:17
You like NASCAR 40.
00:42:19
So what's with the ring?
00:42:22
You're like, my wedges or something?
00:42:24
Yeah, it's a religious right.
00:42:27
Yeah, this is a marriage.
00:42:30
What are you doing?
00:42:31
What do you know that
00:42:33
married religiously. Why?
00:42:35
Why? We we had.
00:42:37
We had an ordained minister.
00:42:40
Know some people can't see themselves as intellectuals,
00:42:44
not a drew administer, staunch atheist or even called people
00:42:48
of a nondenominational Protestant like draw.
00:42:53
Wait, you just said nondenominational than Protestant.
00:42:56
Isn't that it got no confirmed.
00:42:59
I was baptized and confirmed, sir.
00:43:02
All right.
00:43:03
But I just look at that ring and I think landscape.
00:43:10
The thing if I was Gary and I had a ring on my finger
00:43:13
and I'd just sit there and I'd think, you know, why would I be involved in that?
00:43:19
Because I'm too fat. It won't come off.
00:43:22
Oh, yeah?
00:43:24
Why did you say that's why you lost it?
00:43:26
It says 143.
00:43:29
Okay, let me rephrase the question.
00:43:31
It's the 143rd ring that you have.
00:43:35
You've had 143 of them.
00:43:38
The phrase I love you has one letter,
00:43:42
four letters and three letters.
00:43:45
Always a great grave.
00:43:46
It's cheaper to engrave that way or.
00:43:48
Yeah, 143 is way cheaper than I love you.
00:43:54
How many did you lose in water?
00:43:56
Was it just one or two in water?
00:43:59
I lost one in riverbeds and one in another beach.
00:44:07
And then I got way too fat.
00:44:09
And now it won't come out.
00:44:11
That's good.
00:44:12
Yeah. Sorry, Jesse. Sorry, Jesse. Continue.
00:44:14
Yeah. Will, please.
00:44:15
Jesse, I a little cutter for that if you want to take it off and I'll
00:44:21
cut the finger.
00:44:22
Can only be the Well, you can cut it is going to cut the ring.
00:44:27
Well, you know, we don't need to do that the gold thing now.
00:44:31
So you just lose weight.
00:44:33
Oh, living person makes it as balanced,
00:44:36
experiencing that you're never going to get to just the person left behind.
00:44:39
Right.
00:44:40
But it's created by their imagination.
00:44:43
And so that's like
00:44:46
being that, you know, the person left behind.
00:44:49
Right.
00:44:50
But it's created by their imagination and.
00:44:53
Okay, so that's like kind of my there's a great
00:44:58
was that a mike trap moment that there was a lead in the camera?
00:45:03
The guy I studied with who taught keenly, by the way.
00:45:07
Okay.
00:45:07
After you went by the way, they taught
00:45:09
channeling what and was invited to be channeling.
00:45:13
Okay. I will laugh at that.
00:45:15
Yeah. I'm so
00:45:18
he's a medium.
00:45:19
I'm an extra large.
00:45:22
The capacity like you would think that's way out there.
00:45:26
But hey they the bad ones right.
00:45:29
Who did. Yeah.
00:45:30
Did they, did they want to laugh at him a second time or what.
00:45:33
Right. Right. Oh yeah.
00:45:36
Get on like a deep book online show in Italy or something like that
00:45:41
where they sent them up to try to make him look like an idiot. Yeah. Yeah.
00:45:44
And they asked him, like, when you say your camera
00:45:47
in a therapy session with someone and you make up an answer.
00:45:50
Yeah.
00:45:52
How do you know?
00:45:53
Like, what's to say you're not just creating that in your imagination.
00:45:56
It's completely a fabricated story, and you're convincing somebody.
00:45:59
That's the side I lean toward. Correct.
00:46:01
So his answer was this.
00:46:03
He said, Did it help them?
00:46:05
Oh, said, yes. And he said, Does it matter?
00:46:07
Right? Yeah. Okay.
00:46:09
And that's where I'm Ken. Are you? That's why I'm okay.
00:46:11
So there's some did I charge them like Einstein said that it was they charge
00:46:16
the greatest assets.
00:46:17
Yeah. Did I get paid for this parade.
00:46:20
It doesn't that I thought there was a rule.
00:46:22
If you involve money, you lost your clairvoyance somehow.
00:46:25
Oh, yes.
00:46:26
Then I'll be right back.
00:46:28
I have to go find a new jabber.
00:46:30
Well, they still had fortune telling that.
00:46:32
Fortune telling plays off of work.
00:46:34
And when you come out of Lakeside, Circle off a haze,
00:46:37
it was like that one that was like, right there.
00:46:39
They're everywhere.
00:46:40
There's one corner closest to
00:46:44
that.
00:46:44
I drive. They're everywhere.
00:46:47
It just means that there's death.
00:46:48
There's death written.
00:46:49
I keep them close as the corner.
00:46:52
I drive. Yeah, that's where I drive.
00:46:53
I had to read it just
00:46:58
what the dog doing.
00:47:03
But we're going to just
00:47:06
go back to Gary's marriage, okay?
00:47:09
And is not not seeing his wife.
00:47:11
I'm saying the finger.
00:47:13
So I'll know Bonnie as a svelte to Gary.
00:47:16
You're you were just called a fat cow.
00:47:19
I'm not stupid. The fact that
00:47:22
what what's your favorite part about being a fat cow?
00:47:26
Is it that you can't take your wedding ring off?
00:47:29
That's one of you can't lose it eating everything I like.
00:47:33
So whatever I want.
00:47:35
When your wife talks about being concerned for your health,
00:47:37
you can say you're more concerned about the ring, but it's
00:47:41
you're fine with that.
00:47:44
Yeah, I don't when when Jesse said
00:47:45
something about the U.N., I think he was talking about the U.N.
00:47:48
This guy was that's his claim to fame.
00:47:50
He channeled for the U.N..
00:47:52
I don't find the U.N.
00:47:53
a really smart group of people.
00:47:57
They're just good.
00:47:57
They're they're appeasers.
00:47:58
They're pandas.
00:48:00
They're just going to do whatever
00:48:02
is available to them, regardless of its validity,
00:48:07
whether based on that
00:48:09
imagination was the true source of all creatures.
00:48:13
Yes, I do believe that the with imagination creates everything.
00:48:17
I mean, if you're going to do you've seen a platypus, right?
00:48:20
So if there is a nature or Mother Nature, God or whatever
00:48:23
you want to call evolution,
00:48:27
don't you think that that it has some kind of imagination connected to it?
00:48:32
Because it does go
00:48:34
to the great example of a weird species, But we've seen the
00:48:39
parts of it develop that other creatures like the tails are beaver.
00:48:43
The duckbill is a duck's
00:48:47
I just use that as a mish mash randomness
00:48:49
of like clearly something is maybe trial and error.
00:48:55
There. Maybe.
00:48:56
And if if you think something, if you come up with something
00:48:59
and imagine something, isn't it real to you?
00:49:03
It's not really mean, dammit.
00:49:05
It's not. It's real to me.
00:49:08
It's real to me, damn it. But
00:49:11
sometimes I have to build it up to imagine it.
00:49:13
But that's where it starts.
00:49:14
Nothing can be built without some type of an imagination.
00:49:21
I believe Einstein said
00:49:23
imagination is more important than whatever the whole realization.
00:49:35
So they get that out there.
00:49:38
Continue, Jessica.
00:49:40
There's something to it.
00:49:42
But I can't.
00:49:43
I'd be lying if I said I completely understood the balance.
00:49:45
I don't think we're supposed to.
00:49:47
How do you feel about vegetables?
00:49:53
You taste like
00:49:59
man and
00:50:01
I noticed this whole way.
00:50:04
No, no.
00:50:10
So what about start over?
00:50:12
Should we just shut up and start over tomorrow?
00:50:15
Oh, yeah.
00:50:17
To get the best start ever. And that's why.
00:50:20
That's why I believe in the afterlife.
00:50:21
One another
00:50:26
partially hydrogenated really boiled down.
00:50:29
That's the best start ever.
00:50:31
And that's why. That's why I believe in the afterlife.
00:50:34
Why does it keep going back to Mulvany with his foot?
00:50:40
Me Got God,
00:50:43
Because that's the other screen that I just happen to be Toggling Yeah.
00:50:46
Hydrogenated. What?
00:50:49
Yeah. What was he saying?
00:50:53
There will be not basically. No,
00:50:55
we got another one that sounds like Oh yeah.
00:50:58
If I can circle back.
00:51:00
What I just went away jibber jibber jabber walked away,
00:51:03
jibber jabber.
00:51:11
All right,
00:51:13
here we go.
00:51:14
And stamp this moment.
00:51:16
I do have thoughts about the app, and then the one just before that was good, too.
00:51:20
I know I do have thoughts of the afterlife,
00:51:22
but I feel like I need to completely answer this question because I want you
00:51:26
to see the circular ranting saying you don't know those
00:51:29
if you don't have to see it doesn't feel official the way looking.
00:51:31
And then, oh, get a shopping cart and ask me
00:51:34
if I want coffee, if I'm living out of a button.
00:51:38
Yeah, which is fine that we end up going through the recording.
00:51:41
All right. Yeah, we start at 30 seconds.
00:51:43
So he has more.
00:51:44
My kind of feeling on him when I got to
00:51:48
go, I'm still on the bus waiting for a
00:51:52
bus out of Harvard, Cambridge.
00:51:55
I don't know what all the name dropping Ivy League schools.
00:51:58
My thought is, all right, he did.
00:52:02
The only reason he's reference is because
00:52:04
he won upon people in the time that you spent with you.
00:52:08
So, you know, like, you know, my best friend,
00:52:11
you know, like in high school,
00:52:14
I could put put ten identical dudes, looked exactly like him from the back.
00:52:17
But just the way he walks, you just learn that kind of shit, right?
00:52:20
Yeah.
00:52:21
You know, if you're raised by people or you spend a lot of time with people,
00:52:24
some of them, wherever they got, it rubs off on you, Right?
00:52:28
And when you pass, if you've made a big
00:52:32
positive impact on people, you're remembered, right?
00:52:35
You know, your soul is remembered in them, the living being of them.
00:52:40
It's a different, like substance matter form what's there.
00:52:44
But, you know, the parts that rubbed off on the brother people
00:52:50
and then the and then the lives that they touch also carry it on,
00:52:53
which is a similar thing, which is the thing towards
00:52:56
infinity that we're talking about, you know, in the kitchen.
00:53:00
That's all I've been saying the matter form of course, but of a greater thing.
00:53:05
And don't you think once you're part of that,
00:53:09
you know, greater thing
00:53:11
that you'll have a greater awareness, a greater connection,
00:53:15
a greater understanding, a greater and everything Universal.
00:53:18
Universal can no to the level of infinity.
00:53:24
Oh, you don't think that?
00:53:26
I think that he thinks there are no infinities in the real world.
00:53:31
That's what we do is there are nothing but.
00:53:33
Well, there's nothing but infinity.
00:53:35
It would be.
00:53:37
Okay,
00:53:39
here's what we're going to do.
00:53:40
We're going to get artificial intelligence into the quantum computer.
00:53:45
It's going to create a singularity that will either a destroy
00:53:49
the known universe or be created
00:53:54
or there's
00:53:55
some people that fancies himself as intellectuals sit there
00:53:59
right along with us doing the same thing it's doing now
00:54:03
that what's going to happen.
00:54:04
I mean, there's so many other possibilities.
00:54:06
I would say there might be even infinite possibilities between the
00:54:09
two that you said,
00:54:11
Well,
00:54:13
our a mathematical principle, you can't prove an infinity,
00:54:16
like you can say basic mathematical principle.
00:54:20
Any number you do multiply by two going to be an even number.
00:54:25
You know, that's true.
00:54:27
That's.
00:54:28
But the mathematical proof for that,
00:54:31
you cannot show
00:54:33
all of the numbers multiplied by two.
00:54:36
You cannot
00:54:39
present an exhaustive list
00:54:41
of all the numbers multiplied by two
00:54:44
to demonstrate that, in fact,
00:54:47
all numbers multiplied by two
00:54:49
will give you an even number.
00:54:53
You put it's infinite.
00:54:55
You put it into a numerical language, though, that's already constraining.
00:55:00
That's a logical prison, if you will, that we can't.
00:55:03
We can't.
00:55:04
You can't I can't argue with you about it here.
00:55:07
But once I'm connected to infinity,
00:55:10
it won't matter.
00:55:11
I'll just.
00:55:11
No, no, nothing matters once you're connected to infinity.
00:55:14
That's what I'm saying.
00:55:15
And I agree with you. But.
00:55:18
And everything, it equals nothing
00:55:21
at all.
00:55:23
On any point, everything is irrelevant.
00:55:28
So we got new fart buttons, dogs.
00:55:30
As you know, one, you know, every day the show's over
00:55:34
and you take the full, full weight of the responsibility
00:55:38
of the family.
00:55:41
All in Connecticut.
00:55:43
1 to 10, my friend.
00:55:44
Your fuck.
00:55:48
Say, did you draw the soundboard?
00:55:53
No, Georgia's made a soundboard.
00:55:55
You. You. We'll get you one next week.
00:55:58
Now, I can't even operate my phone here.
00:56:02
So what do you think about him saying that?
00:56:05
Just the fact that your impression is the word I would use for what he was
00:56:09
explaining carries on with other people that you somehow continue to exist.
00:56:15
So somebody else's memory, just like the last one,
00:56:18
it was somebody else's imagination, entropy, it gets dissipated.
00:56:22
Are you familiar with homoeopathy, homeopathic medicine?
00:56:29
And in it I guess it
00:56:31
if it works,
00:56:34
it doesn't.
00:56:35
And so it cures AIDS.
00:56:37
It's dissipated to the point of
00:56:41
irrelevant that not it's not functional.
00:56:44
That's the same thing with entropy.
00:56:47
We are the universe is heading towards heat death.
00:56:51
I don't see a way for any of us to survive that.
00:56:55
It could also be headed towards
00:56:58
cooling death.
00:56:59
You don't know it's heat well, and be cool.
00:57:02
You mean the whole planet like bursting and disappearing?
00:57:04
Because, I mean, I think about every all of the energy
00:57:10
dissipating to the point where it's completely useless.
00:57:15
Energy doesn't dissipate and does it Doesn't.
00:57:19
It only transfers, it disperses.
00:57:20
They are dispersed.
00:57:22
It cannot it cannot disperse without somewhere else or.
00:57:26
Right.
00:57:26
And because of the vastness of it,
00:57:30
it will actually eventually become so spread out that as to be useless.
00:57:38
I would say that most most space would be energy.
00:57:40
I think.
00:57:43
I think that would have already happened to
00:57:46
them already.
00:57:50
Yeah.
00:57:50
I mean, are we back?
00:57:52
Can we back to the Big Bang energy?
00:57:54
The Big Bang is dispersing or all energy that exists everywhere
00:57:57
because you're not being clear.
00:58:00
So I'm not going to have the big bang.
00:58:03
I, I, I, I can only
00:58:07
I can only speak on the observable universe.
00:58:09
So that's what I'm talking about.
00:58:14
Well, there's a whole other non observable universe
00:58:17
that you need to take into account and for which you cannot.
00:58:20
Therefore The answer is then open it.
00:58:24
Open ended.
00:58:25
Yes. Yes. We don't know.
00:58:26
But are there is a possible stability that there is an afterlife?
00:58:31
Yes. Correct?
00:58:33
No, there is no possibility that there's any form of.
00:58:36
And you just admitted there was, though, you just know I said the open
00:58:40
and there is a is open beyond our universe.
00:58:43
And that is true.
00:58:45
There are things that we don't know, can observe, can't experience, can't
00:58:50
those observations.
00:58:51
We can't experience those things.
00:58:53
They have no relevance here.
00:58:57
You just said they did them.
00:58:59
No, I did not.
00:59:01
But you just asserted that without any backing.
00:59:04
You know what happens when you assert you make an ass out of
00:59:08
shirts with Ritson cert?
00:59:12
I don't think that's how the saying goes.
00:59:14
Well, but see that?
00:59:15
So I sense the breadth
00:59:16
and I'm sure it starts with threads and your observation and could be,
00:59:21
I don't want to say wrong, but it could be so confined and limiting.
00:59:26
Like if you can't communicate with each other on just a different
00:59:29
frequency that we cannot hear or feel or smell or touch or taste.
00:59:33
Right. Or understand.
00:59:35
But so if you if it's that there's two cats and two humans in a room,
00:59:38
the humans I think the cats are stupid looking.
00:59:40
I'm just meowing for few for food but the cats are going
00:59:43
look at those stupid humans that have to make sound to communicate.
00:59:47
Right.
00:59:48
There's a possibility that the whole dimension that we're referring is
00:59:52
cat like in there.
00:59:54
I don't mean like I don't mean cat versus dog any bullshit.
00:59:56
They come from a cat planet, but I mean, there's they're laughing at you right now.
01:00:03
They're laughing harder at you right now.
01:00:06
They don't care about me because I'm not saying they do or don't exist.
01:00:10
Okay.
01:00:11
Okay.
01:00:13
Okay. You're welcome.
01:00:15
Or you just can't observe you.
01:00:17
I got to call my own shenanigans.
01:00:19
I just called you out for making an assertion without backing it up.
01:00:23
I do that all the time.
01:00:24
Per per your own observation.
01:00:26
They don't exist as long as you add that qualifier.
01:00:29
I'm fine with what you say.
01:00:31
Yeah, okay.
01:00:32
There is no afterlife.
01:00:34
You ready?
01:00:35
I'm not talking about you.
01:00:40
Well, there's a whole other non observable universe
01:00:43
that you need to take into account and then which you cannot therefore, the
01:00:49
answer is then open it.
01:00:50
Open ended.
01:00:52
Don't know.
01:00:53
But there is a possible responsibility that there is an afterlife.
01:00:57
Yes. Correct.
01:00:58
And that told you that?
01:01:01
You told me that I said something that I never said that you did.
01:01:06
You just hear and you just played
01:01:09
something that wasn't that
01:01:12
there was.
01:01:14
And you said that it's open ended.
01:01:17
The answer is open ended because we do not know.
01:01:20
There is a section of it that we don't know, so therefore anything is possible.
01:01:24
Therefore, there is a possibility of there being an afterlife.
01:01:27
And I like listening to everybody's imagination.
01:01:30
Fill in that blank.
01:01:31
He he's going to relate it.
01:01:33
What's his what's this gentleman's name? Kyle.
01:01:35
It's Kyle. Kyle is going to come. I used to go.
01:01:38
Kyle is going to connect it
01:01:39
more to the fact that
01:01:40
as long as you have a memory of somebody, you keep them alive.
01:01:44
The memory.
01:01:45
I've said it before and I'll say it again.
01:01:47
Your memory is not you,
01:01:49
But aren't you the one that says we're all connected somehow?
01:01:53
Yes, we are.
01:01:54
Well, maybe memories. Maybe those memories
01:01:57
and the kind of conscious and unconscious things are connected
01:02:01
is how we would know.
01:02:05
No, I'm just going to go.
01:02:07
No on that.
01:02:09
And memory connected to your conscious?
01:02:11
Conscious?
01:02:12
Yes, yes, Yes, it is absolutely. Yes.
01:02:16
So two separate, though.
01:02:17
This is called say P. No, I did not.
01:02:19
Those are connected. You did okay.
01:02:21
I guess I was mis misinterpreting what you were talking about then.
01:02:25
No body mind.
01:02:26
Duality does not exist.
01:02:29
Body mind dualism is nonsense.
01:02:32
What does that mean? So you jump, you.
01:02:34
You go from one and then jump across the cavern into something else.
01:02:39
I You don't keep up. Sorry.
01:02:41
No, no, I was just referring to the.
01:02:43
The fact that existence
01:02:47
consciousness
01:02:48
doesn't exist without your brain.
01:02:52
See that? That's your conscious existence.
01:02:54
But if there's this connectedness to energy,
01:02:57
if there's an unconscious existence, then you're not aware of it.
01:03:02
So it doesn't matter.
01:03:03
But you're aware of everything.
01:03:05
No, I'm not aware of everything.
01:03:07
No, not now. In this realm. In this dimension.
01:03:09
Oh, you be connected to every being
01:03:13
that knows everything doesn't exist.
01:03:17
I just explain that.
01:03:19
No, no, you explain it.
01:03:20
That it would have to be a being used
01:03:22
to said it was going to dissipate into infinity.
01:03:24
That didn't explain anything.
01:03:26
It would exist.
01:03:27
It would exist until it dissipated.
01:03:30
Yeah, but I mean, they say that whatever and however,
01:03:32
if we continue exist, that will evolve beyond the need of a body.
01:03:35
I mean, how do you know that a being has to be
01:03:38
what you perceive as a being was like a human entity.
01:03:42
A body
01:03:44
being could also just be an energy.
01:03:46
I mean,
01:03:48
that's that's the body mind duality
01:03:50
that I'm trying to explain to you doesn't exist.
01:03:52
Okay, Now
01:03:55
fuck off
01:03:59
a bit more, Kyle, to go to get through.
01:04:01
You didn't just answer my question about the afterlife.
01:04:04
You answered my question about the meaning of life.
01:04:07
What? How did you do that? Yeah, all right.
01:04:10
We do that.
01:04:11
The meaning of life is the impact you have on other people.
01:04:15
Brilliant. There you go.
01:04:17
An existence beyond you.
01:04:18
The the logical awareness and experience of your brain.
01:04:23
It's something that.
01:04:24
I mean,
01:04:26
you tell him to him, you agreed with it.
01:04:28
But when I said it, I push back.
01:04:31
I'll just say no.
01:04:33
Right.
01:04:34
My third interview with Kay, I kind of want to push back
01:04:37
on his epistemology about body mind duality,
01:04:44
but I don't
01:04:44
want to push back on someone's first interview.
01:04:48
Well, what do you mean?
01:04:49
I mean body mind, duality.
01:04:51
You mean that it exist with and without each other?
01:04:53
Is that what that means? I don't even know what that means.
01:04:56
I know what duality means, but it always is a good, evil thing for me.
01:04:58
I don't know what the fuck you're talking about right now, right?
01:05:00
My mind is part of my brain.
01:05:03
Therefore my body and my mind are one.
01:05:07
One that
01:05:09
without my brain there is no mind.
01:05:13
Without my mind, I do not exist.
01:05:19
If A equals B and C that equal C,
01:05:23
How do dead bodies exist?
01:05:27
Bodies?
01:05:28
I know, but they they exist in existence has so many different definitions to use.
01:05:33
You're saying
01:05:34
when you say
01:05:35
exist, I think you mean sentient aware and reasonable.
01:05:39
That is.
01:05:39
Yes, that is what I mean.
01:05:43
But a dead body is not going to do me any good.
01:05:47
No, but it. You said it didn't exist.
01:05:49
Well that's one example where it clearly does.
01:05:53
Yeah.
01:05:53
The where the body exists without the mind.
01:05:56
I'm saying the mind cannot exist without the body.
01:06:01
The body for the mind.
01:06:04
You need the mind
01:06:07
to even be in a coma.
01:06:08
You can be asleep. You can be.
01:06:12
So I'm not to mention the singularity, even though
01:06:14
Kurzweil's kind of a retarded, you can be dead.
01:06:17
His mind goes,
01:06:20
If you're not conscious, you're not aware.
01:06:23
He seems obstinate.
01:06:25
He seems to think that you can upload your entire
01:06:27
consciousness into something other than your body.
01:06:32
That might actually be true
01:06:34
at some point, but I would argue that that's not you anymore.
01:06:38
But then we go back to the whole cellular regeneration.
01:06:41
That's not you either. We we have to.
01:06:43
We can't even define what our brain, mind and brain were in 4 hours.
01:06:48
You can you you have a definite my body.
01:06:52
So very similar to the structure.
01:06:55
It was a year ago and none of the atoms.
01:06:58
No it's not that I know I'm fat.
01:07:01
We already discussed that your brain got so much fatter.
01:07:05
No, my thinking's actually about the same 43 shows.
01:07:10
And can we still suck
01:07:12
that? We're still the right.
01:07:14
We haven't changed.
01:07:16
It's just happens to tie in with.
01:07:17
With the thing that I've had queued up for a while here, But I want to go now
01:07:21
because this, this, this episode they actually talk about
01:07:24
what you're talking about, putting your conscious in a in a another
01:07:28
behavior, being able to replicate it and how it's pretty interesting.
01:07:32
This guy's like a scientist and a physicist or whatever the fuck.
01:07:35
But that's not the clip that I presented because I presented just this is going to
01:07:40
once again in the same interview, he talks about fucking
01:07:45
he doesn't think fucking.
01:07:46
He talks
01:07:46
about how he doesn't Kurzweil doesn't think people can access their phones,
01:07:50
which was shocking how Joe Rogan had to argue with him, right?
01:07:54
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:07:56
He's supposed to be this all, you know?
01:07:58
I mean, I've always heard
01:07:59
not just for the singularity stuff, but most of your synthesizers and music
01:08:04
that you make nowadays is thanks to her as well.
01:08:08
Yeah, well, they sound like shit.
01:08:12
They sound way many comments
01:08:14
like Joe or Welder.
01:08:17
Well, no, I don't think anyone's watching because they'll hit you
01:08:21
just will be getting.
01:08:22
We had a it was a slow and go that was a rough start.
01:08:25
Oh shenanigans.
01:08:28
Yeah.
01:08:28
Even put those dogs to sleep quicker.
01:08:31
It's out right now.
01:08:33
It looks like someone gave them a tranquilizer.
01:08:36
This one man dead, I think.
01:08:38
Yeah, but.
01:08:39
So this clip just basically was an afterlife conversation.
01:08:42
So love it.
01:08:44
Most people die not because of people's motivations,
01:08:48
but because our bodies more or less right.
01:08:53
And and a lot of people say,
01:08:57
you know, I don't want to live longer, which makes no sense to me.
01:09:01
Why would you want to disappear
01:09:04
and not be able to have any kind of experience?
01:09:08
I think some people don't think you're disappearing
01:09:10
on her go against the family held.
01:09:14
But as he said, like many cultures that this life that one step
01:09:20
in that there an afterlife and maybe that exists to comfort us
01:09:24
because we deal with existential angst and the reality of our own inevitable
01:09:29
demise maybe or maybe it's a function of consciousness
01:09:33
being something that we don't truly understand.
01:09:36
And what you are is a soul contained in a body and that we
01:09:41
we have a very primitive understanding
01:09:44
of the existence of life itself and of the existence of everything.
01:09:48
Well. Well, I guess that makes sense.
01:09:52
But I don't really accepted.
01:09:53
I mean, there's no evidence, right?
01:09:55
Yeah, right. But.
01:09:56
But is it.
01:09:58
There's no evidence because we're not capable of determining it yet
01:10:02
and understanding it. Right.
01:10:04
Because the logic we have is just confining.
01:10:07
It makes it it'll never make sense. Real question.
01:10:09
It's like on purpose by design.
01:10:11
Is this everything or is this merely a stage?
01:10:14
And are we monkeying with that stage,
01:10:16
inner feeling, interfering with the process of life and death?
01:10:19
You said monkeys should have food.
01:10:21
Well, that makes sense.
01:10:24
Yeah, but I don't really see the evidence for them.
01:10:26
I could see from your perspective,
01:10:30
I don't see the evidence of it either.
01:10:31
But it's a concept that is not.
01:10:34
Look, just when you start talking to string theorists and they
01:10:38
start talking about things existing and not existing at the same time,
01:10:42
you know, particles in superposition, like you're talking about magic,
01:10:46
you're talking about something that's impossible to your head
01:10:49
around, even just the structure of an atom.
01:10:52
Like what was that? What's in there? Nothing.
01:10:55
What's what?
01:10:55
How much of it is space that the zero
01:10:59
the existence of everything in the past
01:11:02
seems approximate, but it's all real.
01:11:05
And we only have a limited grasp of
01:11:09
of what this is really all about
01:11:11
and what processes are really in place, Right?
01:11:15
Yep. Exactly.
01:11:18
So limited that it's
01:11:20
almost like we don't know, like just.
01:11:23
Yeah,
01:11:25
that, that's my point a lot of the time also
01:11:30
that there are logic and all our laws you know the
01:11:33
the laws of the universe or whatever our, our understanding of them is so limited.
01:11:38
We all agree that it's so limited or
01:11:42
so how bold to say anything is something
01:11:48
I mean you of you
01:11:50
know, you say you have to at one point, but I disagree.
01:11:53
I think that's the point where you're probably you can I can say right now
01:11:58
it's 80 degrees. I
01:12:00
we don't know anything.
01:12:01
Some people, to the extent you can debate, maybe you can will it to be hotter out.
01:12:06
But no
01:12:08
somethings you'll just be
01:12:10
wrong if you stop debating.
01:12:15
No, I like the debate.
01:12:17
That's the part that I like.
01:12:24
But I'm saying like shenanigans.
01:12:27
We believe in things with no evidence
01:12:32
and that's shenanigans
01:12:35
You don't so can put things,
01:12:37
you know, evidence and then it's shenanigans.
01:12:42
You don't will even things in that shenanigans.
01:12:45
No, you can not believe in the flying zebras.
01:12:49
Great example.
01:12:52
I have to.
01:12:57
I thought it was a spaghetti monster, not a flying zebra.
01:13:00
Any flying thing that that I don't know
01:13:05
that reason to believe flies.
01:13:09
Well, I mean, I could put my dog on the plane.
01:13:11
That doesn't make it a flying dog.
01:13:13
It does kind of does, actually.
01:13:15
Absolutely does.
01:13:17
What are you you're discounting that.
01:13:19
He basically clarified.
01:13:22
That's not what I mean by a flying dog.
01:13:26
What do you mean?
01:13:26
He has to be propelled by some magical power we can't see
01:13:30
growing his own helicopter.
01:13:34
No, no.
01:13:36
Flying over the buildings just either.
01:13:38
We have build a machine to make us to allow us to fly.
01:13:43
There is no flying human.
01:13:45
I'm not disagreeing.
01:13:46
The fact that the afterlife, if it exists is completely controlled.
01:13:50
And inside a machine.
01:13:51
I mean.
01:13:52
I mean, why would you discount that if that's an argument against an existing.
01:13:56
I just I mean, it may be true, but it may not be the any.
01:14:01
Maybe you've got a valid example, and I've got no reason to believe
01:14:05
that is true.
01:14:06
If if it's a simulation style, it's already in a machine.
01:14:09
You just wonder this life is a dress rehearsal for a greater existence,
01:14:15
just not what it seems.
01:14:18
I don't like that either.
01:14:19
That doesn't seem helpful.
01:14:21
No. It's a way that we did with you genetically.
01:14:25
Didn't a butterfly build its own wings over the course of evolution?
01:14:31
The nature did.
01:14:33
That nature built butterflies.
01:14:36
So what if we go back to what that knows?
01:14:38
This guy every hole.
01:14:41
Then he just said nature did that.
01:14:43
Everything that exists. This is the law.
01:14:45
They just. The food company just told me this.
01:14:47
Everything that exists in nature is considered natural.
01:14:52
So what do you mean by the nature natural process?
01:14:56
Like you just made up a generic statement and said it created something or didn't.
01:15:00
What are you saying?
01:15:01
A natural processes developed all life,
01:15:06
including butterfly wings and duck
01:15:09
platypuses and planes, airplanes
01:15:13
and no yes.
01:15:15
Yet, according to law, everything that is in nature is natural.
01:15:19
Just because manmade doesn't change fact.
01:15:21
No nature doing natural and manmade nature
01:15:28
at the back of the net than I do.
01:15:30
But you're just telling me then the patients
01:15:33
nor the Qur'an to make you understand man is natural.
01:15:36
So Anything man makes is also translated was the treadle, the iron.
01:15:41
It's all natural, it's all natural rules crap.
01:15:44
That's the opposite of what that means.
01:15:46
So if I don't accept that.
01:15:48
All right, now I'm going to rant.
01:15:50
So it's so if somebody can in their brain design it and draw it and change it,
01:15:55
that's not right.
01:15:55
But if it takes of years to design it, then it's okay.
01:16:00
No one said it wasn't right or not.
01:16:02
Okay. You're just calling
01:16:05
what is not natural A work of nature.
01:16:09
It is not.
01:16:10
That is very specifically not with that nature mean.
01:16:13
Let's take a step back.
01:16:14
What Nature is anything that occurs in the universe.
01:16:20
No. Yes.
01:16:21
And not what that means. It does.
01:16:24
I didn't like it either, but.
01:16:26
But it is all right.
01:16:29
Broken, but very
01:16:38
certainly we live
01:16:39
life is the social interactions you have with people whose infinity
01:16:42
that they're talking about, lives that they touch also carry it on,
01:16:46
which is a small little thing,
01:16:48
which is the thing towards infinity that they're talking about.
01:16:51
You know, in the teaching, you didn't just answer my question about the afterlife.
01:16:55
You answered my question about the meaning of life.
01:16:58
Inadvertently.
01:16:59
The way of life is the social interactions you have with people.
01:17:01
It's the Yep, yep.
01:17:03
And every interaction, a little bit of that energy
01:17:07
gets transferred into that group of energy.
01:17:10
The impact you have.
01:17:11
Okay.
01:17:11
And dissipates to nothing more than that.
01:17:14
No energy never dissipates.
01:17:16
Everything that happens in the universe is natural.
01:17:19
Give me a break.
01:17:23
So I'm saying something.
01:17:24
Something created it that wait instead of Give me a break, give him it.
01:17:27
Let's give him a chance to create. What?
01:17:29
What in your definition is natural versus
01:17:32
what was your opposite of natural manmade chemical?
01:17:36
How about something in the lab
01:17:39
of a mechanical again, so that
01:17:43
if if the lab occurs in nature,
01:17:46
then anything created in the lab is natural?
01:17:49
No, no, no, no, no, no.
01:17:51
That you're you're ignoring the
01:17:55
what we mean, what we're differentiating by using the word natural.
01:18:00
You're go, oh, okay.
01:18:03
Oh, you're what? Natural? Everything.
01:18:06
And that's not what it means.
01:18:07
It is.
01:18:08
You're one of those you're removing man from natural.
01:18:10
You're one of those transhumanists.
01:18:12
I see. Now, I know we are natural.
01:18:15
Humans are.
01:18:16
Then anything natural is also natural.
01:18:19
If you read the definition that natural thing that exists
01:18:22
except not caused by humankind, that's wrong.
01:18:26
Okay.
01:18:26
What is the outside?
01:18:28
Natural, artificial.
01:18:30
There's nothing.
01:18:31
The opposite of that is a natural.
01:18:32
Just natural that bees pollinate flowers.
01:18:35
Is that natural? Well, what does artificial mean then?
01:18:39
You agree that artificial is a word.
01:18:43
You understand the word what the word means.
01:18:47
So you could have
01:18:52
some people that fancy themselves or use intellectuals.
01:18:55
But both things are natural.
01:18:57
They both occur in nature.
01:19:00
I don't like the definition either.
01:19:01
Let me tell you, I'm on your side.
01:19:02
I agree with you.
01:19:03
But we're we're wrong.
01:19:08
So, I mean, is that is that you never
01:19:12
if you've never said that in your life and you are really narcissist
01:19:17
I am very narcissistic and you already know that the other
01:19:21
I agree.
01:19:22
The other person that you're both from definition, you can't remove
01:19:26
the human and trust me, they use it in law, in food and shit that you make
01:19:30
when you all natural, that that means nothing on food.
01:19:34
It can be a twizzler say they're artificially flavored.
01:19:37
Yeah, organic doesn't not there's no definition of organic.
01:19:41
Everything you are artificially flavoring exists in nature.
01:19:46
So it's natural.
01:19:47
So you can say it's artificially flavored, but it doesn't mean that doesn't.
01:19:50
That's if that's a
01:19:52
fact.
01:19:53
I think you're throwing
01:19:55
words out the window so we can no longer use words
01:19:59
to mean anything. Now?
01:20:03
No. Yeah.
01:20:04
Do you consider do you consider or I can actually interpret
01:20:08
those words at a higher level than you.
01:20:12
Again, I, I like the patience and the crayons to make you understand
01:20:18
natural existing in or caused by nature television.
01:20:22
Tell me that that lab chemical doesn't qualify.
01:20:27
That lab chemical doesn't qualify.
01:20:30
So it doesn't exist
01:20:33
in nature.
01:20:35
Okay, so if I take gasoline out in the woods
01:20:38
or if I take water out in the woods, it doesn't exist out in the woods.
01:20:42
I want to burn the forest down. So
01:20:46
it sure as you ignore what words mean.
01:20:50
Sure, you can just say anything you want know.
01:20:52
So I can do that too. So sure.
01:20:54
As long as you remove
01:20:54
mankind kind from nature, everything you're saying makes sense.
01:20:58
But in
01:21:01
if you include mankind in his ability to make things
01:21:04
as part of the natural process, then everything is nature.
01:21:10
It's not going a bird's nest.
01:21:13
I would call a bird's nest part of nature.
01:21:16
I would not call artificial artificial bird made,
01:21:20
but he it it's the same bird made.
01:21:24
Yeah, a bird.
01:21:25
Birds make something natural.
01:21:27
Well, humans make something that's artificial.
01:21:29
Synthetic part isn't natural.
01:21:31
My car isn't natural.
01:21:33
Is your car.
01:21:34
Does your car exist in nature?
01:21:37
Are humans?
01:21:39
Are humans part of nature?
01:21:41
Did humans. Because you are part of nature?
01:21:43
The car is not nature.
01:21:45
What it exists.
01:21:47
It is parked in the driveway.
01:21:49
The gravel in the driveway is natural.
01:21:53
The car is manmade.
01:21:56
So you could manmade. A natural do.
01:21:59
You've created arbitrary thresholds and definitions for your own.
01:22:02
I didn't.
01:22:03
This is standard usage that rock could be processed.
01:22:07
Could be. I mean, manufacturer.
01:22:12
No, I just mean the the natural process.
01:22:15
I just
01:22:17
we're humans biologically process understand and I get it.
01:22:21
Well, if something happens randomly it's natural.
01:22:23
But if there's any order to it, it's no permanent.
01:22:26
No, no, no
01:22:30
more humans biologically processed.
01:22:34
That's slow where we slowly
01:22:36
built over time by by now.
01:22:40
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:22:41
So if something was something was created in which it created something else,
01:22:45
which created something else which created this large complex
01:22:49
thing that actually didn't mean everything was a mental process.
01:22:52
And that's not the reason we define.
01:22:55
We need different than to find the reason
01:22:58
we differentiate between natural and artificial.
01:23:01
You're just different than than a small organism that helps.
01:23:05
You know, we are smaller.
01:23:06
We're going to build a Yeah, exactly.
01:23:08
So thank you.
01:23:10
You're also my car is not an organism.
01:23:14
It technically is.
01:23:15
It's a mechanical is not a natural.
01:23:17
No, it is not a naturally occurring.
01:23:21
Naturally occurring.
01:23:22
Do you develop steel?
01:23:25
Steel and paint is different than bones and skin and.
01:23:29
Yeah.
01:23:30
Yeah.
01:23:30
Tell me when you're
01:23:34
here.
01:23:34
Just hold on.
01:23:36
There's some people that fence me. Right.
01:23:39
I'll be right next to people that find a new jabber.
01:23:43
So there's something that
01:23:45
I don't think you can remove man
01:23:48
from the natural process if you do.
01:23:51
I mean, you are natural.
01:23:54
Once you once you remove man or.
01:23:58
Yeah, I just don't see that It seems to be a random difference
01:24:02
about if it's metal or skin.
01:24:05
What if a man makes a robot and then a robot makes sap?
01:24:14
And so what if a man what if what if a man creates
01:24:18
a process and automation process where a robot somehow gets higher,
01:24:23
takes the combinations of whatever makes up tree sap
01:24:26
and can recreate it to the molecular level where you can't tell the difference.
01:24:32
Is that natural sap?
01:24:34
Natural?
01:24:35
That's artificial by definition.
01:24:40
So what I don't understand is there So
01:24:42
hey, I know I'm going somewhere with this, so you'll be shocked to find out
01:24:45
that every maple sirup you get is not from a tree.
01:24:50
Oh, I'm not shocked.
01:24:52
I can read the ingredients and it says all natural sirup.
01:24:57
Yeah.
01:24:58
So that's shenanigans.
01:25:02
But if it occurs in nature, they're following the.
01:25:04
The definition.
01:25:05
Yeah. Yeah.
01:25:08
And that's shenanigans and lies.
01:25:13
Well, no, it's literal, it's exact.
01:25:16
And the meaning makes it misleading.
01:25:19
And you're doing that by removing mankind from nature.
01:25:24
I'm not removing mankind from nature.
01:25:26
I mean, using basically.
01:25:27
I mean manmade nature.
01:25:30
Transhumanists, which I didn't know, human or natural manmade, that natural
01:25:37
that that's a that's not logical.
01:25:40
That's not logical. Why do you why?
01:25:41
Why What do you mean?
01:25:43
Because that's the definition of natural.
01:25:47
So can we go?
01:25:47
So so
01:25:50
bird made and natural back.
01:25:54
Yeah. Okay.
01:25:56
I just want to make sure.
01:25:57
Yeah.
01:25:58
I love The Bird's Nest is a great example.
01:26:01
Is it Why?
01:26:02
A bird's nest is natural and a automobile is not because you decide the bird is.
01:26:09
It's big enough to be artificial, right?
01:26:12
What if.
01:26:13
What if the bird's nest is in the city and it's made with, like,
01:26:16
little pieces of plastic?
01:26:18
Yeah, a couple of small bits, a little artificial.
01:26:21
An artificial bird's nest.
01:26:23
What if. What if. What if?
01:26:25
What if we made a car out of a gray area?
01:26:28
If we make a car out of wood?
01:26:29
Everything is a gray area.
01:26:31
Could the engine. No, the gray area.
01:26:34
Internal combustion data would give us some probable call.
01:26:41
Yeah.
01:26:41
With the metal is just because.
01:26:44
So any any changing of the wood.
01:26:47
If we whittle the wood down there's that become manmade.
01:26:50
We have to use a physical stick by itself.
01:26:52
Because if we find a piece of, you know, it's iron,
01:26:55
we're not allowed to make that difficult.
01:26:57
You don't normally have this much difficulty understanding.
01:27:00
The difference between the two words break the sticks up a little bit to make them
01:27:05
fit better. You're mocking me, aren't you?
01:27:07
Cut off of them. Yeah.
01:27:08
I'm asking you so you should keep on and stuff.
01:27:13
Point. This point is, this is fine.
01:27:14
Where the fuck is your random threshold of what meets that criteria?
01:27:18
If it rains on a bird's nest, has it been manipulated to a point?
01:27:22
That's fine. But what if a human pees on it then?
01:27:24
Now it's now suddenly artificial.
01:27:26
No, you're retarded.
01:27:27
Natural, anything. And
01:27:33
you should name anything.
01:27:34
I'll tell you if it's artificial or natural.
01:27:36
Okay, let's read.
01:27:37
Let's read three things that that draws putting in his pee right now.
01:27:41
I know.
01:27:42
I'm sure there's something on there that's.
01:27:44
Except, you know what? If it's in nature, it's natural.
01:27:46
So I can't argue against myself.
01:27:48
If everything is natural, then
01:27:50
we'll go to the football.
01:27:51
A football,
01:27:53
natural or not natural that is manufactured.
01:27:58
What about the pigskin that made the football?
01:28:01
That was natural.
01:28:02
What about the threading that threaded the football?
01:28:05
That was artificial?
01:28:07
However, when it was probably made out of some type of wall
01:28:10
or polyester, Oh, you don't know that.
01:28:13
But back when they didn't have polyester, they used birds.
01:28:17
Rayon.
01:28:19
Okay. Artificial or natural?
01:28:23
Rayon is natural.
01:28:26
Okay.
01:28:26
I thought I'd get them with that one because I thought it's what
01:28:28
You know what it is? It's bamboo,
01:28:31
but it's. It's natural.
01:28:33
The answer is natural because everything is natural.
01:28:36
Okay?
01:28:37
Woven natural doesn't mean anything.
01:28:40
All right, So wait.
01:28:40
If a bird made it, it's natural.
01:28:43
What if. What if God made it?
01:28:44
Everything is natural.
01:28:46
Natural doesn't mean what everyone uses it to me.
01:28:52
Who's everyone?
01:28:53
And that's a lot of people saying glyphosate is every word natural.
01:28:57
You'd be lucky to find two people to use a word the same way.
01:29:00
I know I've said that with everyone.
01:29:03
However, nobody thinks everything is natural.
01:29:08
Even, you know, the lawyers really do.
01:29:12
I'll have think everything is fine.
01:29:14
Everything naturally happened. I don't know.
01:29:17
I want to say it was nature's way or since then.
01:29:20
We don't need the word natural.
01:29:22
Some company got the word,
01:29:24
some Cambridge, Some company got sued by the consumers.
01:29:28
I don't remember if it was natural way or nature's way.
01:29:30
I'll find it.
01:29:31
And they they were like, You got to change your name
01:29:34
because the shit you're putting out isn't natural.
01:29:36
And they won because everything that occurs in nature is natural,
01:29:40
Right? Right.
01:29:42
So I like this debate, actually.
01:29:44
Right. It's kind of fun.
01:29:47
You got me riled up.
01:29:50
Everything in nature almost got it.
01:29:52
You almost got a legit rant going.
01:29:54
Oh, almost.
01:29:56
That's what hopefully the with the the March remoteness is about.
01:30:00
We're going to show
01:30:01
you professional plants
01:30:04
You're not really clips of rants and then we're going to
01:30:07
put them head to head and decide and then move on to the next.
01:30:11
And unfortunately, I
01:30:12
find a Gary rant to compete with these eight for the first round.
01:30:15
I hate the orange powder like it's all over my hands
01:30:18
when I eat cheesy poofs.
01:30:21
Cheesy, cheesy poofs.
01:30:23
Do you live in South Park?
01:30:27
Oh, it's
01:30:30
what you do with Katy.
01:30:31
He mentions the flapping head.
01:30:33
I was going to ask, Are we done with this yet
01:30:35
or we still got more of this pile through, But that is a lion's share of it.
01:30:40
Okay. Right. I right. You were cheap.
01:30:42
We're social creatures and we're living in.
01:30:44
It's not like he's
01:30:46
I like watching those shows alone or whatever where they're in the canyon
01:30:49
below Alaska.
01:30:50
Try not to die.
01:30:51
And they're, you know, piling up the mussels before the bay freezes.
01:30:54
And they come back next time it's a sunny day
01:30:56
and get some more mussels and fly them back to the beach.
01:30:59
But like, that's not human history, he said.
01:31:02
But like that.
01:31:03
But by you using a lot of solitary.
01:31:06
Yeah, not, you know, you could do that.
01:31:08
But people say I agree with them.
01:31:10
I think when you pass on whatever you're learning and absorb, absorbing
01:31:15
and interacting with other people, which you agreed occurs,
01:31:19
that is that that is where
01:31:20
little bits of energy are already starting to be transferred or transferred.
01:31:24
Yeah, but it wasn't your original idea anyway.
01:31:29
You just, you were trying to do it, but not a contributor.
01:31:33
None of these are original ideas, So you're not a natural.
01:31:38
I'm natural.
01:31:39
Oh, you are?
01:31:40
Okay, I was wondering. C-section.
01:31:43
That natural?
01:31:45
Yeah, All natural.
01:31:47
Because they always say natural.
01:31:48
Birth or C-section.
01:31:50
Oh, I've seen the word wrapped around my neck.
01:31:54
Yeah, he died.
01:31:56
He did not survive childbirth because bloop, that was bloop.
01:32:01
So I believe that.
01:32:04
But then. Yeah, but
01:32:06
I also find it to.
01:32:10
Yeah, I agree with don't live in Siberia hungry
01:32:14
for the birds and crazy, you know, tricks that they came up with because they.
01:32:19
But those populations were smaller but they were still working together.
01:32:23
Yeah. They were using the buffaloes.
01:32:25
How many millennia since we weren't good.
01:32:28
Yeah. It'd Be like saying
01:32:29
the basis of a big bison in the herd is mostly like bison life.
01:32:33
And bison gasp.
01:32:34
It's like a big herd.
01:32:36
Now, hold on.
01:32:37
You said buffalo, and I need declare something up.
01:32:39
Does everyone know the difference between bison and buffalo and buffalo?
01:32:43
You know the difference.
01:32:45
The hump?
01:32:46
I don't know. Coast.
01:32:48
It's the same animal.
01:32:49
Oh, yeah, I have no idea.
01:32:53
I just made that up.
01:32:55
Okay. Georgia shenanigans.
01:32:56
I use the synonym.
01:32:58
I learned it from you a lot.
01:33:00
We learned it from watching you.
01:33:02
Dad, Just say anything.
01:33:05
And then if you just keep saying it over and over again,
01:33:07
eventually you believe it, right?
01:33:11
The irony. That's like.
01:33:12
That's how I memorize stuff.
01:33:14
Just like I'm terrible with names.
01:33:16
So I like, say it over and over my head until I remember.
01:33:19
That's Kyle
01:33:22
Banner.
01:33:22
Whatever you do, of course, it's mostly that, you know,
01:33:25
you know, you sleep, but all animals do that.
01:33:28
It's not.
01:33:30
So yeah, What's going on in your side of things?
01:33:32
Going to Corona, right.
01:33:33
You know, and then just being good to people.
01:33:35
If I know, I don't know.
01:33:37
The big question in my mind is what's what's wrong with Marjorie
01:33:41
Spearman of Earth was it's like process, dude, what's not natural?
01:33:45
All the speaking of natural history, one was hydrogen.
01:33:49
Is that wrong, Mr. Bull? Oil invented.
01:33:52
Oh, Germans.
01:33:53
Yeah.
01:33:54
You said that earlier. Natural? Yes. I'm.
01:33:57
I don't know.
01:33:58
I mean, it was hydrogenated vegetable oil invented by the Germans.
01:34:02
Did you?
01:34:03
Quite possibly.
01:34:04
You said that earlier that I. Yes.
01:34:06
I don't remember saying that.
01:34:09
Character witness. These are these are.
01:34:12
These are interviews.
01:34:12
These are character witnesses.
01:34:14
Yeah. Yeah.
01:34:16
Same bullshit we had.
01:34:18
I say, that's When did I say this was invented in Germany
01:34:23
earlier maybe by everyone.
01:34:25
And finally.
01:34:26
But no, no, no.
01:34:27
I think it was before we were recording.
01:34:29
I like the process. Dude was not natural.
01:34:31
I didn't know it in Germany was hydrogenated vegetable.
01:34:35
It sounds great up. Oh, Germans. Did you?
01:34:38
I want you to take advantage of that earlier.
01:34:40
That I. Yes.
01:34:42
I'm just as I say, that's false.
01:34:45
I said I slightly hydrogenated.
01:34:47
I don't have science. It's science.
01:34:48
So it's not it doesn't, it's not good.
01:34:51
It's good for you.
01:34:53
In my guesstimate, you.
01:34:55
Yeah, it's delicious.
01:34:56
I could eat a stick of my brain like a bigger margin.
01:35:00
Good.
01:35:00
Horribly gay people say yes or no Seed oil.
01:35:04
Seed oil in general is nasty for your body,
01:35:08
but all of oil's delicious.
01:35:10
The training it's got over the millennia of what's good for human evolution,
01:35:14
that margarine sucks.
01:35:15
Omega Threes is an Oliver seed.
01:35:18
Is that how you grow olives with the island?
01:35:20
It's from the pit. Yeah,
01:35:23
well, that sounds like pit.
01:35:24
Pit oil, then.
01:35:26
I think is another name for these.
01:35:29
It's you. You have.
01:35:31
You have this strict rule for words, but you seem to take liberty.
01:35:35
A Yeah, I take too many liberties.
01:35:38
Give me liberty or give me death.
01:35:41
That was never said, Well, no, do it every day of the week.
01:35:44
This large is brought to you by Marjorie.
01:35:48
Thank you for doing this interview.
01:35:50
I hate merger and I don't even like when you cook with it.
01:35:52
It doesn't even melt.
01:35:53
And then it melts so fast, it's gone or liquefied.
01:35:57
It's gone.
01:35:57
It just disappears.
01:35:59
Go. It stops existing
01:36:02
and becomes unnatural. He's keeping order.
01:36:04
Well, that's a period.
01:36:05
I don't know who works.
01:36:07
There's nothing that is unnatural.
01:36:09
It ends on his cholesterol's out of this world because he's.
01:36:11
He's putting more and more butter.
01:36:13
It ends up on the hood, evaporates into the air,
01:36:17
but it doesn't stop existing those new a.S.A.P.
01:36:23
I'm sorry.
01:36:23
What?
01:36:23
You're a so you got like, you got like
01:36:27
12 seconds left and
01:36:31
what, he hit play?
01:36:33
No, I'll start telling you his play.
01:36:37
Gary, drive over there and punch him.
01:36:39
Oh, my God.
01:36:41
Come on, bring it to have the button says draw.
01:36:45
Oh, my God.
01:36:46
I appreciate his above.
01:36:49
So close off his camera and know I'm not.
01:36:51
That's. I stopped it on purpose.
01:36:54
Are we going to do deer flanges?
01:36:56
Yeah, I got two of them.
01:36:57
That's why we said I thought we had another video of this as planned. It.
01:37:03
It turned out really choppy,
01:37:06
but there was no fuckface.
01:37:07
There is this really quick thing happens.
01:37:10
Okay, that's really quick to break it up.
01:37:12
Hit it.
01:37:14
Going back to a little theme
01:37:16
FEMA allergy, but we did have one little quick more interview there.
01:37:19
Yeah,
01:37:21
this is a horrifying movie.
01:37:24
Pretty Dublin's the place where nobody on the Emerald Isle.
01:37:27
Not in the not in the ways they might have been, comes to no good in the hood.
01:37:32
Come to do no good in the hood.
01:37:34
Come to didn't know is this place is hot an issue
01:37:39
just like I hate to resort so soon but it hasn't
01:37:42
been laid so long It's.
01:37:45
Oh, she's got green eyes.
01:37:47
That's not good.
01:37:48
I'm good.
01:37:49
I know what you so landed here.
01:37:52
Don't you remember before the FT six with a lad who was 18?
01:37:56
I show you what I'm allergic,
01:38:02
isn't he?
01:38:02
Got down on one of them here. Pretty simple.
01:38:04
And I'm a wee green guy.
01:38:06
You students might have been the porno versions of often when you get them to go
01:38:10
up, you go down.
01:38:12
Course it can be entertaining really, to learn how to do no good.
01:38:16
Let me know that to
01:38:21
from the pits of north to your front door.
01:38:23
They did turn up the lights and face them looking to party through the night
01:38:26
until the door that you and I have got to get out.
01:38:30
You're going to leprechauns.
01:38:31
Okay.
01:38:32
In the light comes to no good.
01:38:37
Like what in the fuck
01:38:41
if were they
01:38:41
when they were filming that or did they know it was that bad or.
01:38:45
Yeah,
01:38:46
I'm afraid they had to halfway at least through.
01:38:49
Right? That's
01:38:51
no choice.
01:38:53
But some of it was meant to kind of be, I think, a little different.
01:38:56
Is there a stuff in fun that I'm unaware?
01:38:59
There's stuff
01:39:00
sideways.
01:39:01
Sideways when it goes to
01:39:06
Earth here in spirit is your spirit.
01:39:09
Are they talking about me? Yeah. Dynamics.
01:39:13
That sounds like something
01:39:14
he would say, Turn my monitor, but it can help me cater to him.
01:39:17
Honestly.
01:39:18
Well, I'm turning sideways, so help me.
01:39:22
I can't make that smaller.
01:39:24
Yeah. Something.
01:39:25
I turn my phone.
01:39:26
Something happened to my phone
01:39:27
when I was recording you guys before there was a button here,
01:39:29
I could make it point five and get everyone.
01:39:31
That's a shame.
01:39:32
Now seems to be gone.
01:39:33
I hope I'm actually recording it.
01:39:35
Yeah,
01:39:37
we're here.
01:39:39
Work.
01:39:39
Where
01:39:41
is it live or is it Memorex we?
01:39:44
You know what?
01:39:44
When I heard that, I knew you were going to say we're queer.
01:39:47
That's why I play.
01:39:48
And I'm here. We're queer. One.
01:39:51
I knew it. We're quarter.
01:39:54
What about the
01:39:59
You're flashing
01:40:02
before we do that
01:40:04
before
01:40:05
we get to a comment so somebody in one the comments
01:40:08
with the two Star Wars characters in the background says I and I don't know
01:40:11
I don't know if I should take advice what we should put them on.
01:40:14
I don't know.
01:40:15
I don't know if I should take it now
01:40:17
because don't want to I don't want to take too too long.
01:40:19
I don't want there to be a pause.
01:40:21
So I don't know much more about like life
01:40:24
Lifesize, Star Trek cardboard cut outs in this house.
01:40:28
Obviously it's not in your house, but
01:40:30
he's making fun of you for the for child flatulence.
01:40:33
Reply to that.
01:40:34
Didn't they know that?
01:40:37
I didn't if they thought about it.
01:40:40
Oh, okay.
01:40:41
I think the answer is yes. You should not
01:40:45
take it.
01:40:45
Don't take my.
01:40:47
Do you have a response to the cardboard cut out?
01:40:49
He's making fun of you.
01:40:51
Oh, what if my advice is to not take my advice?
01:40:56
Then don't take your advice.
01:40:58
Or should you?
01:41:00
Since my advice is to not take my advice.
01:41:04
I like it when it zooms in on
01:41:05
one of the captains like he's talking.
01:41:09
That's cool areas to me.
01:41:11
I love the split screen where it's me and Kirk or something.
01:41:16
Oh, there he is.
01:41:21
I think we've already seen.
01:41:25
Yeah, that was your that was the one that looking
01:41:27
like you
01:41:32
a few moments later
01:41:34
because of some ticktock.
01:41:38
Oh, we're going to get in trouble and tic tac ban.
01:41:42
They will be. Oh, yeah.
01:41:44
We have less work to do. Team chart.
01:41:47
You have a few of less work to do if you don't know the beliefs that.
01:41:50
Well, how do I know you didn't do so well?
01:41:54
Yes. How do you make content criticizing believes
01:41:57
you don't know the beliefs that while rereading a comment
01:42:01
it's funny we were really a comment and then we had a bunch of comments
01:42:04
about the comments commenting on the comment that we were
01:42:07
choo choo choo choo choo choo choo choo choo choo choo choo.
01:42:09
Very confusing choo choo choo choo choo.
01:42:12
It's a dream instead of a dream instead of a dream.
01:42:15
Yeah, yeah.
01:42:17
There I said it.
01:42:19
I have reasons to believe this and
01:42:23
I'll try to make my case.
01:42:25
I'm arguing with Kirk, The
01:42:29
children of God.
01:42:30
You know, I have something with alien communication.
01:42:33
So Emilio is actually holding a lion in a headlock.
01:42:36
Now, that's a huge man.
01:42:39
The Bible says there were giants in those days
01:42:41
and also after him, which is a weird way to say anything.
01:42:46
But these are children of God.
01:42:49
These were giants.
01:42:51
And we have their genetics.
01:42:54
We are I fully them.
01:42:57
The Elohim created their image
01:43:01
back to Genesis.
01:43:04
But you're trying to read it.
01:43:06
Yeah, but it was
01:43:09
wrong.
01:43:11
Yeah, you're right. It was the explanation.
01:43:13
They do slip up in the beginning of Genesis when it says made an our image
01:43:17
after our likeness serpent.
01:43:20
So whatever symbol I like the way pure I like the way P5 added.
01:43:25
So I've always heard about the serpent fools us into eating the tree
01:43:28
of knowledge and gain of consciousness.
01:43:31
Yeah.
01:43:31
Oh really?
01:43:32
When they this is really when they modified our DNA.
01:43:35
So at that point we were no longer natural,
01:43:40
Correct.
01:43:41
That's so that makes sense.
01:43:42
That's why genetically modified corn Is
01:43:47
artificial corn
01:43:49
still. Corn.
01:43:51
I mean, even when they genetically modified,
01:43:53
they sometimes it's usually just like take the best seed and then like the
01:43:56
the pick the best of the best.
01:43:57
I don't like the best use of the but we're going to
01:44:00
I don't like this domestic selection That's a different thing.
01:44:03
You were going to say artificial but because it would have tried instantly
01:44:08
or over tons of millions of years is the only difference between corn.
01:44:12
So you had to say it was natural,
01:44:14
but you didn't want to.
01:44:16
It's a it's a gray area
01:44:19
compatible ism.
01:44:21
No, compatible ism was a gray area.
01:44:25
Yeah.
01:44:29
Afterlife is a religious term.
01:44:31
And where your soul goes after you die,
01:44:34
after afterlife or after life is much more broad, by the way,
01:44:39
by the way,
01:44:41
including when your body car, relationship, anything.
01:44:45
Yeah, your car.
01:44:47
How weird.
01:44:48
My car is. My car Natural.
01:44:51
My car.
01:44:52
My natural car.
01:44:53
Your car absolutely is natural. My my.
01:44:56
A bird's nest.
01:44:57
If you leave your car
01:44:58
sitting there forever, it will eventually dissolve back to dirt.
01:45:03
And yet
01:45:07
there
01:45:08
I'm just presenting arguments of why it is natural.
01:45:12
All I hear from you is saying it absolutely is not natural.
01:45:15
Absolutely not.
01:45:17
But based on
01:45:19
because it was made by man as your only argument.
01:45:23
Yes. Yes.
01:45:25
Wrong.
01:45:26
So no, absolutely correct.
01:45:30
I mean, some people only make
01:45:32
the distinction between natural and manmade.
01:45:35
Like like those are the two options.
01:45:37
Is it natural or manmade?
01:45:39
Those are people Those are people that I would tend to fear.
01:45:43
Oh, those are people that
01:45:46
are everybody.
01:45:47
This is you're talking about the vast majority right now.
01:45:51
Unfortunately, I agree with you.
01:45:53
But it makes me feel worse. Better.
01:45:55
Okay.
01:45:57
That's too bad for you, because I am very comfortable
01:46:01
with the common usages of words.
01:46:05
Right.
01:46:05
And that's why
01:46:08
I'm shocked why you're overlooking the fact
01:46:10
that anything that occurs in nature, which is the root word of the word,
01:46:15
you're just you're disagreeing with me.
01:46:17
And it's just unfathomable below the level
01:46:20
oh one,
01:46:22
why don't you take things of nature and put them in the safe city?
01:46:27
Or where is this magical place that you can take things out of nature
01:46:32
that I just named one example.
01:46:35
No city, city versus country.
01:46:37
Both in both are completely existence exist do a nature scape
01:46:43
includes trees and stuff, a cityscape which contains less of that
01:46:50
cement.
01:46:51
The difference between nature
01:46:54
and civilization
01:46:57
are clear to everyone, including you.
01:47:01
So to you, if I can take. Two things.
01:47:04
So AR is all right, let's just pick some is water.
01:47:09
Natural gas is
01:47:13
sand or dirt natural?
01:47:15
Yes, but why take vitamin supplements?
01:47:19
Nature's made.
01:47:20
I take those two things, mix them together, and then I put them in blocks.
01:47:24
I can build a whole city.
01:47:26
So when at what point were those two elements not natural?
01:47:30
When I stirred them, when hardened when I shaped them,
01:47:34
I want you to take them.
01:47:38
That's retarded.
01:47:41
No, it's just facts.
01:47:43
What about, like, things that were naturally shaped by,
01:47:45
you know, the erosion?
01:47:48
That's natural, right?
01:47:49
That's a natural process.
01:47:51
But what I'll tell you, if it's natural or not,
01:47:54
if I go in with, I build a wall, a lot of bricks.
01:47:58
That is also natural. Natural?
01:48:01
Yeah, that's not true.
01:48:03
It's the opposite of what natural means.
01:48:05
You are choosing not to accept a truth that's choosing to explain to you the truth.
01:48:12
Shenanigans became unnatural.
01:48:13
What if.
01:48:14
What if the water whittled out a cave?
01:48:17
But I also whittled out a bit more to make it a little bit larger.
01:48:21
And even out.
01:48:21
Is that natural or natural?
01:48:24
And that's another gray area.
01:48:25
But I would say I know. And why?
01:48:28
Why aren't you using like the opposite, like unnatural?
01:48:31
Why did you create a completely different
01:48:33
concept called artificial to use as the exact opposite in your argument?
01:48:37
It makes no sense really.
01:48:40
I created the
01:48:42
shenanigan you meaning whoever is saying that
01:48:45
that the argument is natural versus artificial.
01:48:49
When I'm saying everything the English language,
01:48:52
there is no opposite to natural because everything is natural,
01:48:57
there are shenanigans.
01:48:59
So your argument is the English language.
01:49:01
So if I can present things that are illogical
01:49:03
in the English language, then that will discount that.
01:49:05
Oh no no,
01:49:07
the English language is ridiculous.
01:49:09
Commission just is different.
01:49:11
Not a good argument.
01:49:13
I'm waiting for another one.
01:49:14
I hope there's more.
01:49:17
So there's more.
01:49:19
Back to
01:49:21
what were we doing or
01:49:23
I don't know what we're doing begins.
01:49:26
But then we had to stop and something was unnatural.
01:49:30
This is this is a very unnatural flow.
01:49:32
I do like the common
01:49:35
or the comments.
01:49:35
That's what we did. Yes, I love the comments too. There.
01:49:38
We stepped away from the comment.
01:49:40
There wasn't that many.
01:49:42
I mean, there would be if there was more.
01:49:43
The clips get that out there. But
01:49:51
should I walk the dog up? So
01:49:54
but do a little something special here
01:49:57
for this deer flag.
01:50:00
Yeah.
01:50:01
Do screeners
01:50:04
even to
01:50:07
take the baby?
01:50:12
See, it's harder than it's harder than it looks, isn't it?
01:50:13
Fucker?
01:50:16
What are we doing
01:50:19
when we do what we should support?
01:50:20
When he allowed when he said, I
01:50:23
will do 30.
01:50:26
My daughter died in a car accident two years ago.
01:50:30
Big and huge.
01:50:33
He and her boyfriend read
01:50:35
had a Ford visit that they're acting
01:50:40
up here.
01:50:44
My daughter died in a car accident two years ago.
01:50:47
He and her boyfriend Reed, had a four month old daughter,
01:50:50
Angela, and Angela was the best
01:50:54
I ever did.
01:50:55
And since then Reed had been very understanding and liberal
01:50:59
with visitations, but not too little
01:51:03
biggie.
01:51:05
However, it didn't take long to find another girlfriend.
01:51:09
The four year old daughter I call Madison.
01:51:13
The first time I went to pick up Angela,
01:51:16
the new girlfriend hinted strongly that I should also take medicine.
01:51:20
I didn't like it, but I took her.
01:51:23
Avi, Matt and
01:51:25
Avi. Are you?
01:51:30
Listen, I got
01:51:31
to tell you that Nathan is the meanest
01:51:35
with his nastiest
01:51:38
little brat little child I ever met.
01:51:41
He called my dad ugly, my daughter
01:51:44
ugly, and my house stinky.
01:51:47
I saw her push Angela down and laugh.
01:51:50
She then tried to smother my granddaughter
01:51:53
by sitting on her head on the couch.
01:51:56
Last time I brought Angela home, Madison told me that
01:51:59
everything I bought for and I had to buy for her too.
01:52:04
I don't want to take medicine anymore.
01:52:06
It's been difficult losing my daughter, seeing her replaced with a new girlfriend,
01:52:11
Yael, expecting to include an unpleasant
01:52:15
step granddaughter in everything.
01:52:18
But if I don't ask her, I'm afraid they will visit.
01:52:21
Angela. Do you have any advice?
01:52:24
Find Andie's grandma in Missouri.
01:52:28
Big tree.
01:52:30
Oh, yeah?
01:52:32
Yeah.
01:52:32
Do something about that stinky house.
01:52:36
That was my big take away.
01:52:37
But no, Madison shouldn't be part of the equation.
01:52:41
You should be able to see your granddaughter
01:52:43
without having to deal with this brat, but still stinky house.
01:52:49
Yeah, that's the first thing you need to address
01:52:53
right there.
01:52:53
There has to be some truth behind that. That comment.
01:52:56
You know, it's very simple.
01:52:57
Yeah. Kids.
01:52:58
Kids don't make crap like that up.
01:53:00
And I don't know, maybe those people are ugly.
01:53:02
I like that.
01:53:07
Right?
01:53:08
There's no reason to deal with medicine.
01:53:10
Right or wrong.
01:53:12
I mean, can you really blame the child for not knowing any better?
01:53:14
The good?
01:53:17
But it was really, really good.
01:53:19
It's like, fuck that kid.
01:53:21
That's a child that she calls
01:53:25
Angela.
01:53:25
I think she wanted as I think she wanted to use a real name for whatever reason.
01:53:30
Oh, okay. Okay.
01:53:31
Somebody finds out.
01:53:32
I don't know. That's why I go by Gary.
01:53:35
Yeah, but I having to take care of, like, some random kid of like,
01:53:39
somebody who probably isn't going to be around forever
01:53:41
because they're going to break up at some point.
01:53:45
Well, no one's going to be around forever.
01:53:48
Oh, Oh, that's.
01:53:54
That's a rat.
01:53:55
There's a there's another for you there kind of.
01:53:58
Is there, aren't there?
01:53:59
A lot of people say it came out of nowhere.
01:54:03
Nothing comes out of nowhere.
01:54:06
Correct.
01:54:09
I mean, everything comes out of someone somewhere.
01:54:11
I mean, it's the best.
01:54:13
I take back everything I said.
01:54:15
I completely understand what artificial means. Now,
01:54:18
is is that artificial?
01:54:21
Unnatural?
01:54:23
I mean, some natural.
01:54:24
Well, this is about this morning.
01:54:26
It's no voice need.
01:54:29
That's what people talk about.
01:54:31
Other people say number,
01:54:34
you know.
01:54:35
Oh, that's a good stuff.
01:54:36
And we'll do this one. Wow.
01:54:38
I know either one would be a form of difficulty
01:54:42
if you let's talk about
01:54:48
don't mess
01:54:50
with this
01:55:01
and I'll be right back.
01:55:05
I have to go find a new gentleman, man.
01:55:34
Okay,
01:55:41
great man.
01:55:58
Come.
01:56:18
So what was that thing?
01:56:21
What was what thing?
01:56:22
I think
01:56:24
that was
01:56:26
the name of that song was Shenanigans for some reason.
01:56:29
See, I recall that when I heard a voice.
01:56:32
No kidding.
01:56:34
I remember I suggested Men without hands.
01:56:39
We can dance, can dance.
01:56:41
Everybody go to Japan.
01:56:43
We did that by Look at your mouth of the pierce.
01:56:45
The sound. I don't know,
01:56:49
but you're so weird.
01:56:50
Visual.
01:56:51
I warned your parents yesterday for St Patrick's Day.
01:56:55
We've seen an Asian with a very thick British accent.
01:56:58
I'm very confused right now
01:57:01
here.
01:57:04
What the heck would you tell about boy?
01:57:08
What is filter cracked?
01:57:10
That's not a vulgar.
01:57:12
Somebody must unlock the trial.
01:57:15
We got to figure out another.
01:57:17
Do your flag. Oh, yeah Bring it up another.
01:57:19
This one's gonna be read by another special guest host.
01:57:25
Yeah, well,
01:57:27
let's.
01:57:28
Let's go.
01:57:28
Brandon,
01:57:36
I just want to know
01:57:38
and any anybody wanted put up, put up.
01:57:41
Gladys. Anyone?
01:57:44
Mr. Curtis, I think anyone.
01:57:46
I'll take you up by the, by the, the, the, the, the, the, the woodshed
01:57:51
and the give give you a feel good old one too.
01:57:55
I'm not buying it because you said three words in a row that actually made sense.
01:57:58
I know. I get that the stairs everybody
01:58:03
sample P Wonderful.
01:58:07
What?
01:58:09
I read every third word.
01:58:12
Daniel No.
01:58:13
Kamala is.
01:58:14
Kamala Yeah.
01:58:17
I'm Dr.
01:58:18
Joe Biden is my, my biggest
01:58:25
person that you look up to.
01:58:29
You have anyone ever child
01:58:31
that I could sniff her
01:58:41
there, buddy.
01:58:43
I'm a married woman.
01:58:44
My fifties with two adult children and one grandchild.
01:58:49
I work as a nurse.
01:58:51
I wear my hair short because I have thick, unruly hair.
01:58:55
One day at a local supermarket, I was walking down the aisle
01:58:58
looking for my husband.
01:59:00
A man and his wife had a young daughter about six years old with them,
01:59:04
he called me a slang word for lesbian.
01:59:08
I ignored them and continued walking.
01:59:12
He looked annoyed
01:59:13
that his word he looked annoyed that his word didn't bother me.
01:59:18
I am not a confrontational person.
01:59:21
When I got home, I was thinking about the incident.
01:59:24
It bothered me that he wasn't teaching his young daughter that it's
01:59:29
it bothered me that he was teaching his young daughter
01:59:32
that it's okay to call people names.
01:59:34
When I see or meet people.
01:59:36
I notice if they are kind and show manners.
01:59:39
I don't think about whether they are gay or not.
01:59:42
I was raised to ignore him and why was I right to ignore him
01:59:45
and walk away saying short haired in Texas excessive, beautiful state.
01:59:51
I tripped and fell down the stairs one time, but a lot of stairs.
01:59:56
Okay, Butch, take that.
01:59:57
Is your real name.
02:00:01
Women should have long hair
02:00:05
so it that it At first.
02:00:09
At first I assumed that it was mistaken.
02:00:13
But then when it was, they mentioned the comment about
02:00:15
I don't think about whether people are gay or not made me assume
02:00:18
that they are a lesbian like the kid called it.
02:00:22
Right, right, right. Yeah,
02:00:26
I like that it didn't bother her and she ignored it.
02:00:29
Silent treatments, very effective.
02:00:32
No, it did bother her. Obviously.
02:00:33
She wrote into this column and she's thinking about like later that day.
02:00:37
And yeah, this definitely bothered her.
02:00:42
It, it, it bothered me like when I shit myself,
02:00:44
but I'm in a chair because this.
02:00:51
All right.
02:00:52
Five, eight, six, three range, three column, please.
02:00:55
It's the best. The best ever. Please.
02:00:58
Colleen, I go to. I do. I go.
02:01:02
I actually went to Mar a Lago the other week.
02:01:04
I she was there me physically draw
02:01:07
I went I drove by a like of
02:01:12
why did I mention any of that.
02:01:14
I'm confused with the voice again.
02:01:16
They mentioned any of that.
02:01:19
I drove by Mar a Lago.
02:01:20
You really can't get me.
02:01:21
You can't.
02:01:21
You can only just drive by it like there's no way to, like, kind of stop and do
02:01:24
anything but, Oh, my God, Drive in frickin the West Palm Beach, Fort Lauderdale.
02:01:29
I tried to drive along the I was yelling out the window,
02:01:34
You know, they
02:01:37
make news.
02:01:38
This just in.
02:01:41
I may have been
02:01:43
I may have been, you know,
02:01:47
it's Trump alive.
02:01:50
No, but I was yelling at the houses because, oh my God,
02:01:52
the fucking houses are on Realistic.
02:01:56
It's fucking fuck you. A natural money.
02:01:59
If you have that much money, fuck you.
02:02:01
Do something else with it.
02:02:02
The street is getting sued for it to be worth that much.
02:02:05
Isn't that weird?
02:02:05
He's getting sued for that love, Trump.
02:02:08
No moral leg was great.
02:02:09
It's just the fucking the houses that are all around it.
02:02:12
And of that beach coast, it's like there's, there's just there's, it's
02:02:15
I've been, I've been to Hollywood, I've been to fucking L.A.,
02:02:19
I've been the friggin New York I've been to,
02:02:22
you know, I've seen the houses around, you know, Bloomfield Hills and Farmington.
02:02:26
The frickin Eminem's Kmart mansion isn't too far from where I'm at.
02:02:31
Richest house in Michigan.
02:02:31
I've never seen never seen houses like that before.
02:02:36
Oh, I was yelling out the window, Fuck you as I was driving by them.
02:02:39
Yeah, but not to be funny. I was by myself.
02:02:41
It was literally just made me feel feel better do their stuff.
02:02:45
I was actually physically upset.
02:02:47
Several hundred million.
02:02:48
Several hundred million dollars.
02:02:50
I almost wanted to, like, just drive the car off the side of a cliff.
02:02:53
I was just like, What am I what am I bothering doing?
02:02:56
Yeah,
02:02:58
I'm trying to tell myself, okay.
02:02:59
I'm sure that they're not. They're not.
02:03:02
That doesn't make you happy, but holy shit, Would it help?
02:03:05
You know? Right.
02:03:07
I think it's just a burden.
02:03:09
Money.
02:03:09
That must be more of a burden than anything.
02:03:12
Yeah, I know a lot of money.
02:03:14
I didn't get the happiness that I was trying to fill.
02:03:16
Yeah, but most people live just above their means, so it's like it
02:03:21
here.
02:03:21
I mean,
02:03:23
yeah, right
02:03:25
above even at that level, Just above their means.
02:03:28
You know what I mean? You're always working.
02:03:29
You always have to work.
02:03:30
If I always just assume if I had that much money,
02:03:32
I just stop working and I just kind of have a bunch of hobbies like.
02:03:35
Like this.
02:03:35
We just do this like, 24 hours every day.
02:03:39
Every day?
02:03:40
Yeah. We probably would do this every day.
02:03:42
Going to spare you 24 seven stream.
02:03:45
Yeah. Just be like on.
02:03:47
That'll be our only fans.
02:03:49
Groundbreaking Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous with Robin Leach.
02:03:53
Yeah, Yeah. Shenanigans.
02:03:56
You could do a whole season on just those televangelists,
02:04:00
those super, super church preachers.
02:04:03
Joel Osteen and Joyce Meyer.
02:04:06
I Mean, Joyce Meyer's got a $10 million mansion.
02:04:10
I guess that's not too ridiculous.
02:04:12
Yeah, we should have built up to the
02:04:16
the Mar a Lago
02:04:17
10 million Seems like kind of slumming it.
02:04:20
Yeah. Yeah, it does.
02:04:23
So you have three pools.
02:04:27
I mean,
02:04:27
it really doesn't matter how much money you make as long as you.
02:04:31
You drive a Tesla.
02:04:33
I mean, it's for the best car that you could get.
02:04:37
I mean, a lot of people
02:04:40
started doing it.
02:04:41
It existed before he bought it.
02:04:44
What, Tesla car company?
02:04:46
Yeah. Yeah.
02:04:47
A lot of people credit him for inventing PayPal too.
02:04:50
Very similar to what you just said.
02:04:53
Yeah.
02:04:53
And he doesn't even Tesla. Right.
02:04:55
He says Tesla
02:04:57
does is that is the best
02:05:00
the cybertruck is
02:05:03
shenanigan you know
02:05:07
so sometimes precious metals that are nonrenewable
02:05:11
and it's it's ridiculous really Is are those precious metals natural?
02:05:17
Yes, they are.
02:05:18
And what if what if it's like an aluminum alloy?
02:05:21
Is that natural?
02:05:24
Well, I don't think we're in danger of running out of aluminum,
02:05:28
but some of the some of the crap they use
02:05:30
in those batteries, we will run out.
02:05:34
We simply will run out.
02:05:35
If you take man out of the equation, aluminum cannot occur in nature.
02:05:38
It's an alloy that we've combined.
02:05:41
Aluminum. Yeah. It was invented in France.
02:05:43
We've been over this before,
02:05:45
so it's not like it could accidentally be combined in nature.
02:05:47
They're going to be like a happen.
02:05:49
Well, he, he does agree this if it happens accidentally over millions of years,
02:05:52
it's completely natural Yeah.
02:05:57
Which yes is fine.
02:05:59
That's fine.
02:06:00
I mean, if people can believe whatever they want to believe
02:06:04
again, as
02:06:05
long as it's the consensus opinion, it doesn't it.
02:06:08
Right.
02:06:09
Speaking of the stuff,
02:06:12
as long as the consensus opinion consensus is
02:06:16
that everybody should take an experimental vaccine, then Burger King,
02:06:20
of all words, the consensus opinion is that there's an afterlife.
02:06:25
Yes. And that is not the
02:06:29
the definition of afterlife is the consensus opinion,
02:06:34
the existence of afterlife
02:06:37
has nothing to do with the consensus, the actual fact of it.
02:06:42
But that was it.
02:06:43
That was this is consensus opinion.
02:06:46
So Satan doesn't exist.
02:06:48
So Satan doesn't exist? No,
02:06:51
I'm not sure which
02:06:54
kind of cult
02:07:04
and love.
02:07:05
The draw. Got new toys, so.
02:07:07
Yeah, me too.
02:07:09
Yeah.
02:07:09
You're taking it.
02:07:12
What haven't
02:07:16
you guys have anything more for me?
02:07:17
I'm sure it's pretty interesting.
02:07:19
One flag, one opinion, one afterlife.
02:07:24
That doesn't exist.
02:07:27
Theory explains his theories.
02:07:31
Here we go.
02:07:32
This cocksucker motherfucker taxes, motherfucker
02:07:37
as above.
02:07:38
So below
02:07:40
we had to get a shit myself at the way station.
02:07:44
My cruiser weighs 16,000 kilograms.
02:08:19
We're all the same boat.
02:08:20
So much more shenanigans and cheeky in front
02:08:25
of his crew.
02:08:28
Next thing you know,
02:08:32
I swear to God on the next guy
02:08:34
that says
02:08:38
Big Barba.
02:09:08
It's the Brady
02:09:10
Show, Brady and Jerry as a performance.
02:09:14
So below because he's so close
02:09:16
Brady And for show we're doing it
02:09:20
our way we're gonna make it make our dreams come true Brady and John
02:09:25
show it's Brady and draw their show
02:09:29
now Brady draw
02:09:39
and there it is
02:09:58
Brady and George show motherfuckers
02:10:00
with sound welcome
02:10:05
That sounds too
02:10:06
much like the Joe Rogan experience does it so.
02:10:10
Oh, they do. That is that that's weird.
02:10:11
But that sounds been around that.
02:10:13
That sounds going around forever.
02:10:14
That's a freaking I'm so confused by this.
02:10:18
When I typed in everything in Natures Natural.
02:10:23
It's true.
02:10:24
It depends on what you mean by natural.
02:10:27
What we meant by was, is it natural?
02:10:29
Technically?
02:10:30
Here's the technically I'm very technical.
02:10:33
Everything pick is natural because everything in the universe
02:10:38
exists in nature.
02:10:40
Unless you're going to redefine the word, the root word nature,
02:10:44
there is no way
02:10:47
in in the universe that
02:10:50
anything that exists in nature isn't natural.
02:10:54
Okay, Now that I got that off my chest,
02:10:58
there's some people that fancy themselves
02:11:00
as intellectuals.
02:11:05
There sure are.
02:11:05
Some people do.
02:11:08
Should we jump right to the telemarketer?
02:11:12
Yeah.
02:11:13
Yeah, I wouldn't, you know, bust out.
02:11:14
I've got it queued up if you get a cuter.
02:11:16
But so I recorded like a handful I wish I would have recorded
02:11:23
like there was a lot of like
02:11:24
there was ones that were like ten times better that I didn't record.
02:11:27
And then I started recording them.
02:11:29
But when I was a welder, I would get I listen to Drew and Mike in a radio app
02:11:35
and whenever they would call it would interrupt the radio
02:11:38
and it would piss me off because I'd have to kill the call
02:11:40
and so I started answering it.
02:11:43
Then I get in conversations and I'd yell at them.
02:11:45
And pretty much my my argument was, you know, I know
02:11:49
you're not going to get me, so just take my number off this list
02:11:52
and continue about your business and I'll continue about mine.
02:11:55
And it just wasn't happening.
02:11:56
So I started calling these numbers back and shit,
02:11:58
and so I said I would call them back and record it, and so
02:12:02
yeah,
02:12:04
before
02:12:21
I couldn't help it had to do that for you.
02:12:24
You left me a message only machine.
02:12:28
Yeah.
02:12:28
So actually I went back to, like, a loan.
02:12:31
So you remember. Yes.
02:12:35
All right, So.
02:12:35
So your loan is right here with me.
02:12:38
So this is before.
02:12:39
Like, I know how you got your own verification deposit.
02:12:43
Oh, yes. They deliver it today.
02:12:44
Well, this is even before you hit puberty.
02:12:46
You have an Indian accent?
02:12:49
No, that's the other guy.
02:12:50
I'm talking like if I go Pottermore the beginning.
02:12:53
I know.
02:12:54
Not that long
02:12:56
now. It's way too early.
02:13:00
See, I fucking moved it now.
02:13:03
That's a stupid circle that I can't. It's doesn't matter.
02:13:05
It matters to me. Like there's anything showing on the screen.
02:13:08
Just let it grow.
02:13:09
It'll be okay.
02:13:11
I just got to refresh.
02:13:12
Oh, you son of a bitch. I know you're going to do that.
02:13:15
Yeah, that's where the show quality just fell apart.
02:13:19
Will be fine.
02:13:21
Now. That's where it stepped up a notch with the other show we got.
02:13:25
This is the Brady George of Higher Expectations.
02:13:28
By the way, you left me a message on my machine.
02:13:32
Yes, sir.
02:13:33
Actually, I called you regarding your loan, sir.
02:13:36
You remember? Yes.
02:13:39
All right, So.
02:13:39
So your loan is right it with me, sir.
02:13:42
So like.
02:13:43
Oh, man, I know how you got your own verification voucher.
02:13:47
Oh, yes. They did everything today.
02:13:49
I was already casting. That's cute.
02:13:51
What did you receive?
02:13:54
The voucher.
02:13:56
And can you tell me which voucher did you purchased?
02:13:59
The green one?
02:14:02
No. So you do need to purchase a green one.
02:14:05
You need to purchase a white one.
02:14:06
So deposit. Why?
02:14:10
It's positive.
02:14:11
So it's I don't know. I forget what he says.
02:14:13
He says green that money. But they say that all the time.
02:14:15
It's whatever you can go to the store and purchase.
02:14:17
It's them fucking like prepaid,
02:14:20
like cards and.
02:14:21
The certain colors are a certain amount and they want you.
02:14:25
It's that weird shit where they're going to like
02:14:28
they want you to go to the store and purchase this card.
02:14:30
And so I'm just saying a different color just to fuck with them. And
02:14:34
yeah, that's kind of the explanation there.
02:14:36
I forget what the whole thing is.
02:14:37
What it's called MoneyGram is what they're saying.
02:14:40
Green Dot, MoneyGram, but they're saying green money.
02:14:44
It's how they say it.
02:14:44
But yeah, it's the MoneyGram.
02:14:46
They want you to go to the store and buy a MoneyGram
02:14:48
and that's how you get your loan somehow.
02:14:49
Western Union, right?
02:14:52
No. So you do need to purchase the green one, you need to purchase a white one.
02:14:56
So why is that some kind of joke?
02:15:02
No, I hope not.
02:15:04
Oh yeah, well, I do.
02:15:06
I have a green just
02:15:09
so. Just like, go
02:15:11
your nearby stores and purchase the white color one.
02:15:13
All right.
02:15:15
Like white, Like Freeman White.
02:15:18
Yes. The fuzz.
02:15:21
Yes, They have those at the store.
02:15:23
Siemon White.
02:15:26
You meant you meant.
02:15:28
You see men that are white.
02:15:30
And he took it as semen white, so like that.
02:15:33
Yeah. Yeah.
02:15:34
And I didn't see the white ones there.
02:15:38
You didn't see I got a green one,
02:15:42
so the green one is not allowed.
02:15:44
So nothing.
02:15:45
I'm not allowed.
02:15:48
No it's not, not, not allowed.
02:15:50
What about the note.
02:15:51
What about the brown one.
02:15:54
No, sir.
02:15:56
No there's no tiny brown toxic.
02:15:58
You have no sir, you don't have a tiny brown cock.
02:16:02
I can suck.
02:16:03
I have big cock, I guess I like.
02:16:06
He's very confused.
02:16:07
Maybe You should ask.
02:16:08
Would you like to go fuck yourself?
02:16:10
You should have known, Tiny cock a good one.
02:16:14
Hey, you haven't told me that your nice little job
02:16:17
you like people all day?
02:16:19
I never call someone.
02:16:20
So you call me a million times every day.
02:16:23
Dude, shut the fuck up.
02:16:25
You're a fucking liar.
02:16:26
I know,
02:16:28
Noah.
02:16:29
It's the same voice in the same shit with that.
02:16:30
He got you a semantics.
02:16:32
He said, I never call no one.
02:16:37
I need to stop fucking calling me.
02:16:39
All right, buddy?
02:16:41
Yeah,
02:16:44
Yeah.
02:16:45
All right, buddy. Yeah, Yeah.
02:16:47
They need to get a driving record in here right now.
02:16:49
I don't know if you knew that.
02:16:52
Yeah, things get off the court, so that's
02:16:55
still no, Huh?
02:16:57
I'm on the phone.
02:16:59
Oh, a lot of you
02:17:08
look like me.
02:17:10
And the 10 to 15 of those.
02:17:14
Just the number one we'll do different each week.
02:17:18
I don't know if that's going to be a Brady Draw exclusive.
02:17:22
We kind of want to get Gary's comment on it, but I had a queued up.
02:17:25
I like to go, but I also didn't realize it was already after 12.
02:17:29
Oh, I was surprised you hung on that long,
02:17:30
but I was trying to push it forward by not giving a break.
02:17:35
There was no chance.
02:17:35
I was waiting for a Segway or something, but
02:17:39
it didn't come up.
02:17:39
When it's when it's towards the end.
02:17:41
I feel like there does not need to be a dull moment.
02:17:43
So try to just constantly bring stuff up or have something or talk
02:17:47
or say something that's going to engage him.
02:17:49
So he doesn't he doesn't just leave.
02:17:51
But that's also what that's what instigates the the
02:17:55
a very abrupt leaving because then he's he needs to find a way out.
02:17:59
And so it's an abrupt way out.
02:18:01
And so I guess that's on me to
02:18:04
we can
02:18:04
maybe get a final thought from him, but I doubt he would do that regardless.
02:18:08
Oh, sure. He'll call in.
02:18:11
I got it.
02:18:12
I got it figured out.
02:18:14
He will call them.
02:18:18
Yeah, that's that reverse psychology stuff
02:18:21
where he let go.
02:18:22
And because he took too much of a nasty woman
02:18:25
and he's just like Hillary, people say it's a very nasty one.
02:18:30
You would never say that nasty.
02:18:31
Other people say, yes, it will leave texting me know
02:18:35
by the way he she said
02:18:39
everyone is wrong
02:18:41
about the death She did that You just said this in
02:18:45
voluntary.
02:18:45
How well?
02:18:46
Well, not really.
02:18:49
But everyone is wrong
02:18:52
about the deaths of this in that definition.
02:18:56
There you go.
02:18:57
The definition of words doesn't help.
02:19:02
Correct, is what?
02:19:04
But I wasn't supposed to read the part
02:19:06
that I it says stop talking.
02:19:12
Your fix
02:19:15
is still Tuesday
02:19:18
night.
02:19:18
My son Hunter did something wrong.
02:19:21
He think you're running the show like with FDR
02:19:24
or whoever that one of the presidents who that
02:19:27
that their wife ran the show because he was too disabled.
02:19:32
I don't know. But I'm kind of confused.
02:19:34
I know
02:19:36
when I took those documents
02:19:38
that were classified, I wasn't senile.
02:19:42
But because of whether you were doing that, you weren't even president.
02:19:46
You were the vice president.
02:19:47
So you didn't even have the right to declassify them.
02:19:49
That's a higher crime than what. But.
02:19:53
But I'm senile now, so that legally.
02:19:56
No, actually, seriously, that's not natural.
02:20:01
Is that okay?
02:20:02
That's what kind of confuses me.
02:20:04
There's two things at play.
02:20:05
The one thing that they were saying
02:20:06
initially that I heard was that if he's too senile
02:20:09
to stand trial or be convicted, that too senile to.
02:20:13
So if you're president, here's the litmus test.
02:20:15
Then he took the documents when he wasn't senile.
02:20:18
So how does that exonerate him of a crime?
02:20:20
Like I don't understand how. Yeah.
02:20:23
Have you ever heard his name?
02:20:24
It don't make no sense.
02:20:31
This is one of my favorite quotes by him.
02:20:32
If I can become like that, they should. They'll make that.
02:20:34
You make no sense. Nega,
02:20:37
you talking about?
02:20:39
No. So
02:20:42
real for is
02:20:44
make sure you
02:20:49
don't going.
02:20:52
So I got to ask the question where.
02:20:56
Where were you yesterday?
02:20:58
Too busy, too important,
02:21:01
too far away from Stony Creek.
02:21:04
Yes or no?
02:21:05
I mean, interesting things.
02:21:06
Yeah, two times when I'm taking it personally.
02:21:09
Number one, I was confused and then I forgot because,
02:21:14
I don't know, coffee kind of coffee kind of muck things up, especially like
02:21:16
even which is my largest golfing habits and like,
02:21:20
getting together get together way more often.
02:21:23
I even threw a disc golf way.
02:21:24
Where was there? But
02:21:27
I forget that Gary is very indirect
02:21:30
and sometimes I need to pressure him about what he fucking means.
02:21:34
And so when he initially said something about going to Stony,
02:21:39
it was like, okay, sure.
02:21:41
And then he was like, I know it seemed like
02:21:44
there was some barking and then there was maybe some not barking.
02:21:47
I didn't know where to go at the last minute.
02:21:50
I didn't know where to go to him was going to. Yeah.
02:21:52
So that's Gary.
02:21:53
He's sometimes indirect and sometimes you got to pressure him.
02:21:56
I've even I've ever like text him.
02:21:59
But this is like years ago.
02:22:01
But I used to have the text and like multiple times
02:22:02
like to get a definitive time and if we're just golfing like, so.
02:22:07
Like what time?
02:22:08
Like, you know, she's got to fucking pressure
02:22:11
the fuck out of him to get an answer because then he'll beat around the bush
02:22:14
and shit.
02:22:14
Yeah, he'll beat around the bush and play fucking little game and shit,
02:22:18
which is fine. I like playing games too.
02:22:21
And then he takes that as a fire at noon.
02:22:23
That's right.
02:22:24
I remember if I was ready, I could have showed up there.
02:22:29
But I also needed to get to my
02:22:33
girlfriend, my girlfriend's dad.
02:22:35
That was it.
02:22:36
The weird.
02:22:37
Was it maybe the Shelby mayor?
02:22:39
You have a problem with him?
02:22:41
Yes, I do.
02:22:42
Well, we already have a nigger mayor.
02:22:45
We don't need any more nigger. Big shot.
02:22:47
What did you just say? Oh, shit.
02:22:49
That was from me.
02:22:50
So that's why I thought a little meeting.
02:22:53
That was Vice president.
02:22:54
Okay Let's hear it again.
02:22:56
That's enough of the bowling of shit.
02:22:58
We already have a nigger mayor.
02:22:59
We don't need any more nigger. Big shots.
02:23:01
What did you just say?
02:23:04
I mean, if they don't vote, Mayor,
02:23:07
if you don't vote for Biden, you're not black.
02:23:09
That's Mayor Jim Fouts said stuff very similar
02:23:12
and that there wasn't part of a movie and he's still somehow the mayor Ward.
02:23:16
He also called a bunch of children retarded,
02:23:20
was in his defense.
02:23:22
I know there's at least a bunch of children that actually are.
02:23:26
Yeah, but you don't like say that on a microphone.
02:23:29
I mean I mean, you do hear, but not like when you run for office.
02:23:33
I walked right up to it.
02:23:35
I didn't actually specifically say retard on this microphone.
02:23:39
I will openly call those children retarded on this microphone,
02:23:42
but I'm not running for office.
02:23:44
Can't remember what context.
02:23:45
But I said retarded and I genuinely meant as something was slowing down.
02:23:50
And I, whoever we were with, took offense to that flame.
02:23:53
Retarded.
02:23:53
I wasn't talking about a person retarded though.
02:23:56
Something was actually slowing down. It wasn't music.
02:23:58
I don't remember we were talking about, but they got offended because I said that
02:24:02
originally that the terminology.
02:24:05
Yeah, to slow down is what to retard means
02:24:07
to slow down or slow is that that's before
02:24:12
medical it's always know that.
02:24:14
So that's what it was when you found a human that was slow
02:24:17
they were slow were slowly developed never knew that retarded development.
02:24:22
Well maybe because you're new to
02:24:27
I mean, I barely
02:24:30
hold on.
02:24:33
So I mean,
02:24:34
I barely barely graduated high school,
02:24:38
which is over a draft.
02:24:40
And then that grew because the science are so quick.
02:24:43
You should try to make it more like beyond, say, than is it
02:24:47
supposed to be a woman?
02:24:49
Oh, the thing the like a lot of the things in There you go.
02:24:53
Oh, the thing delayed.
02:24:55
That's weird.
02:24:56
What are we supposed to do, by the way?
02:24:59
I hear that song all the time, and I never understand It's weird.
02:25:02
Even if I do a falsetto voice, like it corrects it to be that pitch,
02:25:06
there's a setting for that. You got to turn the.
02:25:09
No, it's actually interesting.
02:25:10
I like it because it no matter what you're,
02:25:11
sometimes I don't know what the tone if it's I need to in flux the tonality
02:25:15
but sometimes going to do the tonality it sounds worse
02:25:18
like if I do too much trump into the Trump, it just sounds unnatural.
02:25:21
But if I kind of just do the the the cadence cadences, it sounds way better.
02:25:27
Yeah, I was going to finish your sandwich.
02:25:30
You can finish my sandwich.
02:25:31
You haven't really.
02:25:32
You might as well make
02:25:37
and it might not eat unlike it's right there.
02:25:40
It's this, it's big. It's huge.
02:25:42
So I have empathy after the dog.
02:25:46
My cock.
02:25:48
My cock is the best cock When they spit in the car.
02:25:51
English is the most my cock
02:25:54
ever. You should pick my cock.
02:25:56
Jason is the most cursed these cock so cocky.
02:26:01
There's a scene. Mr. President, what's going to happen?
02:26:04
We what's going to happen when you get reelected?
02:26:07
Do you think people are going to go apeshit or they're going to go crazy
02:26:11
and it's going to be the best and they're getting angry and going
02:26:15
to the first thing I'm going to do is wipe my ass all over the desk,
02:26:21
all over the office.
02:26:22
You shouldn't. You're going to make it a dictatorship with the Constitution.
02:26:24
I'm going to hammer the first.
02:26:26
I'm going to bomb China.
02:26:28
And then what about Russia and about North Korea?
02:26:32
So as a leader of duty, as somebody
02:26:35
with a name and will trump Trump America right on the Trump.
02:26:39
Erica, why is somebody who had four years to do all this shit?
02:26:43
Are you saying now? Now is why should I trust you?
02:26:46
You're good now. You're going to do it like every other post.
02:26:48
If I had eight years left last election, it was stolen from go.
02:26:54
It was evident from everybody covered, stolen.
02:26:56
Everybody was voted for me.
02:26:58
And the best thing they voted for me.
02:27:00
ABC Tape.
02:27:01
This sounded like it was really it was rigged.
02:27:04
81 million were paid.
02:27:06
Nothing happened to January six.
02:27:08
I didn't get to do anything.
02:27:10
I swear I didn't do anything.
02:27:13
I mean, there we go.
02:27:15
This fucking cocksucker motherfucker taxes.
02:27:18
You swear to Gary?
02:27:21
I swear. And never did anything wrong.
02:27:24
I told you that. You're running.
02:27:27
Biden is running.
02:27:28
Both of you have all these campaign promises.
02:27:30
So you had four years.
02:27:31
You did nothing.
02:27:32
Biden had 42 years and did nothing.
02:27:34
Why Should we expect that either one of you were able to do anything
02:27:38
at this point?
02:27:39
I mean, I mean, it's
02:27:43
Jill, Jill
02:27:46
owe you.
02:27:47
Jill was there.
02:27:48
But back to Trump, she'd have to tell you, I think to Trump, if he says anything
02:27:52
more, it's going to be stupid.
02:27:54
But Joe
02:27:59
Hunter had nothing to do with any of my business
02:28:01
dealings, and I had nothing to do with any of Hunter's business dealings.
02:28:05
Why that laptop wasn't using
02:28:08
the data to expose the whole thing.
02:28:13
Why do we keep hearing Chinese?
02:28:15
Does anybody have them?
02:28:16
Some of the stuff
02:28:18
I would really like some children
02:28:21
this. No, please don't.
02:28:23
It's crazy.
02:28:24
I up since there's anything I've put myself.
02:28:27
Allegedly.
02:28:28
Allegedly.
02:28:29
That's
02:28:33
so you know how you know that he's really, really, really.
02:28:35
I'm sorry.
02:28:35
You know how you're really really really dementia riddled retarded is because
02:28:42
the mainstream media is not even allowed to make fun of you.
02:28:45
You're so, you know, like you're allowed to call people retarded
02:28:49
unless they're actually retarded, like,
02:28:51
kind of get on the spectrum they've been starting.
02:28:55
Yeah.
02:28:55
Just in the last little bit because they realized
02:28:58
now that they pulled back and they're like, shit, now he's the candidate now.
02:29:01
We got to take it.
02:29:01
We're hedging.
02:29:02
I think they're kind of hedging a little bit
02:29:03
because they're like, they know he's not going to win. So we don't want to like,
02:29:08
be like, Oh my God.
02:29:09
But again, I don't know how he's a candidate,
02:29:11
if he's too senile to stand trial.
02:29:12
And I don't know how is he when he did something like if
02:29:16
if I admitted to like murdering 500 people.
02:29:19
But I did it like when I'm 80 and I'm senile,
02:29:23
like, it doesn't mean I didn't commit the crime.
02:29:26
Yes, that's what it means.
02:29:29
That's completely it.
02:29:30
They just say it's unnatural and it doesn't count.
02:29:33
Yeah, but what if.
02:29:34
What if he was black?
02:29:35
I see
02:29:37
a way, way harder to say
02:29:40
no. So
02:29:42
totally black or like Obama, Black POC.
02:29:48
Isn't there an Obama?
02:29:49
I thought there was an Obama.
02:29:52
Oh, oh, hold on.
02:29:53
There better be an Obama.
02:29:54
I thought there was. Fuck I.
02:29:57
I should have seen it though.
02:30:00
There's a little magnifying glass you could just search at the top.
02:30:03
God damn it. Yeah, you're right. I could just type.
02:30:05
But no, it's not going to be called Obama. They don't do that.
02:30:08
They don't do that.
02:30:09
They should do that. Where's the voices? Yeah.
02:30:11
They're not going to call Obama because they're in.
02:30:13
Although I don't think they can live celebrities.
02:30:16
Oh, yeah, there's fucking Zuckerberg.
02:30:19
He's called Mr.
02:30:20
Z and Musk is Mr.
02:30:23
X, so they're trying to.
02:30:25
That's real clever. Can't correct that.
02:30:27
Oh, so, so clever.
02:30:31
Got the wrong one.
02:30:32
Which one of my own voices? One
02:30:35
great fucking
02:30:38
great show.
02:30:40
It's totally been. I'm not.
02:30:41
There's no reason to start now.
02:30:44
Okay so
02:30:46
when I need Facebook
02:30:48
I just didn't I didn't but I just kind of put someone in there
02:30:51
as they get there and do that Sounds like Gary.
02:30:55
What the fuck is it?
02:30:57
It does think was very deeply, deeply moved.
02:31:00
Boop, deep, boop.
02:31:02
You'll you'll hear it afterwards.
02:31:05
It read My name is
02:31:08
name is Gary.
02:31:10
And this is the pledge.
02:31:11
Ryan, welcome to Pledge Haven Spam Social Security.
02:31:15
That's great.
02:31:17
Social Security
02:31:20
pledge.
02:31:21
Ryan.
02:31:23
It just sounds like me a bit.
02:31:25
I don't know.
02:31:26
Who's that supposed to be? Zuckerberg.
02:31:27
I don't even know what he sounds like.
02:31:29
He was a little like this, but I don't listen to that
02:31:32
as much Hello, my name is Mark Zuckerberg.
02:31:36
Sounds a lot and I'm a big tool.
02:31:39
I look like a robot.
02:31:41
Like a robot.
02:31:44
You're glitching.
02:31:45
Yeah, you're watching.
02:31:48
Where is the whole list of voices?
02:31:57
We should do a product review on it.
02:32:01
Yeah, it's actually, I did not realize that you could.
02:32:04
Yeah.
02:32:05
No, I didn't realize that you could upload your own. Um.
02:32:08
Yeah, to be in the.
02:32:10
Yeah, that's actually the huge.
02:32:12
That's huge. Big. Lee.
02:32:13
Hold on it.
02:32:15
Yeah. I should have Gary up there.
02:32:22
My favorite part
02:32:23
is that you can upload your own draft and you can get your own trigger.
02:32:29
Like this one.
02:32:30
There's some people that fancy themselves as intellectuals
02:32:34
and then you can follow up with this one.
02:32:37
They use this very reductionist view of what God is, and they'll say, there
02:32:41
and then and then you can a degree, you combine them with this.
02:32:48
There are staunch atheists and a lot of them,
02:32:50
they even talk like religious people
02:32:52
and then follow up on this one
02:32:55
and just completely stab the fuck out of almost there.
02:32:58
Atheism becomes a religion, and then when he's going to grab them
02:33:02
by the pussy, you just grab them by the pussy.
02:33:05
You just you just do this with, you know, figuratively.
02:33:08
Figuratively. Of course I'll do that.
02:33:11
No, no. You literally have another pussy.
02:33:15
They let you is your voice.
02:33:18
Because I pay them.
02:33:20
They can.
02:33:21
You know they can, man.
02:33:23
They always.
02:33:25
I'm sorry to go there.
02:33:26
They kind of make that kind of money.
02:33:29
I think.
02:33:30
I think it's
02:33:33
beginning to
02:33:39
for the rest of the guy.
02:33:40
Their belief is I started with Obama.
02:33:46
It's all kind of like, Oh, there he is.
02:33:48
Should
02:33:52
have a
02:33:53
and I Barack Obama
02:33:57
would be
02:33:59
not the best don't put I might want to talk it out we we
02:34:04
I Barack Obama and
02:34:08
I support Joe Biden
02:34:10
for president then it's not like dude,
02:34:15
I never smoked crack before too black.
02:34:17
I never had sex with the man before.
02:34:23
I swear
02:34:25
but very good
02:34:27
is that again I know it's not black enough and so anything like
02:34:34
of you
02:34:36
by name is
02:34:38
the only thing it sounds like him is this.
02:34:47
Hey, here's an example of our bracket rant.
02:34:50
I'm going to pull up some of it is bullshit.
02:34:53
Some famous or current rants.
02:34:56
We're going to put two, two, two, two and two.
02:34:57
Had two and two together head to head and then vote.
02:35:01
So the two this week are going to be this one for later.
02:35:05
But the Google Docs what drives me crazy It is JJ Redick
02:35:09
ranting for a minute about Google Docs.
02:35:12
So judging the rant.
02:35:14
The key here is we don't care about the content.
02:35:16
If it's not personal to you, it doesn't matter.
02:35:17
We're just judging the rant as a rant.
02:35:19
Or does it have everything to consist of a rant
02:35:22
and then just judge it on a simple scale overall, from 1 to 10?
02:35:25
Simple.
02:35:26
I thought initially it was Gary was going to read the thing,
02:35:30
but I loved because I've been asking for that for a long time.
02:35:34
It just doesn't seem to happen.
02:35:36
They only get a twisted arm. So what?
02:35:38
This is a real asshole
02:35:41
passive aggressive way for me to teach him how to rant.
02:35:44
I hope
02:35:47
that's the one that really gets me going.
02:35:50
You send me back to my email for my review
02:35:55
directed to me, emailed
02:35:57
to me with the text in the email.
02:36:01
Please review this.
02:36:02
It is meant for me, so when I click on the link
02:36:06
why do I have to request fucking access?
02:36:12
You sound like you gave me the access
02:36:14
when you sent me the Google doc to my personal email address when there.
02:36:19
I then don't want to wait because.
02:36:20
Guess what? I'm
02:36:21
going to forget about your stupid document the second I have to request access.
02:36:25
Then three days go by and you're like, Hey, did you ever look at that Google Doc?
02:36:29
No, I didn't because I had to request access
02:36:32
the one you sent to my personal email.
02:36:34
Yeah, it's a dumb feature.
02:36:40
Yeah, we did it.
02:36:43
Okay.
02:36:45
And then
02:36:49
going against
02:36:52
Tim Dylan,
02:36:54
ranting about, I think about a paragraph
02:36:58
I tell you, it's not a bad rant, but you need to have like
02:37:01
in context, like some experience will keep in mind too.
02:37:05
So that would, that would have been probably the 80 that was the eighth place
02:37:08
this is against this is against the number one my own random seating.
02:37:13
Okay we're Americans.
02:37:14
You know, we're deeply selfish monsters
02:37:17
that have been bred to destroy all life on Earth.
02:37:19
We can't we have to not lose sight of that message.
02:37:22
We're here to fuck things up for everyone else, not each other.
02:37:27
And that's what we had in the eighties.
02:37:29
In the nineties, we had a commitment to apathy while our leaders ran around
02:37:34
pillaging the earth and we made great movies, great art, and it was fine.
02:37:37
Yes, people got killed, but people always get killed.
02:37:41
But now we're at war with each other.
02:37:43
We should just be enjoying the spoils of the end of the empire.
02:37:47
Truly, you should be joy people.
02:37:49
So many people got killed, murdered, tortured, maimed.
02:37:52
For us to have all the nice things we have.
02:37:54
You know how insane it is to not it.
02:37:56
How crazy it is to not enjoy a McMansion, a flat screen TV, a mcFlurry,
02:38:02
not have to watch blood in the street for those things
02:38:04
and people act like they don't even matter
02:38:06
and they're fighting about all this bullshit. It's crazy.
02:38:08
Anyway. That's the truth. That's the real truth.
02:38:11
Nobody wants to hear it, but that is the truth.
02:38:13
We have a lot of these things are nice.
02:38:15
Some of them are ill gotten gains.
02:38:17
Fine.
02:38:18
You know, not everybody picking tomatoes is happy about it.
02:38:21
But have you ever had a good look at nice jersey thick beefsteak
02:38:24
you just touched on immigration.
02:38:27
So this one's 9 minutes long. I'm going to just cut.
02:38:29
Yeah, well, I'm just going to say it to make it to make it fair.
02:38:33
Looks like he's had a lot of mcFlurry, so He speaks from experience. Yes.
02:38:39
Yes. Wait.
02:38:40
All of these people, these grifters, everybody circling the wagons.
02:38:44
The Caitlyn Jenner is, the Donald Trump.
02:38:46
It'll be funny til you'll let you'll die laughing.
02:38:49
Literally. You'll die late.
02:38:51
You will die, but you will be laughing.
02:38:54
It will be the absurd and insane thing.
02:38:56
It will be out of a fucking dystopian horror movie.
02:39:02
And no, and it'll never be it'll probably funnier
02:39:05
than the fuckers need to vote.
02:39:08
Here's a coupon for a chicken sandwich and people go, I like chicken.
02:39:12
And then, you know, people just fuck it, you don't care.
02:39:15
And then you go, There'll be Netflix and there'll be dominoes.
02:39:18
And you're sitting in a house
02:39:19
and they'll say, You can't drive today because of the climate.
02:39:22
And people go, Yeah, it's can't get my car because of climate.
02:39:26
And you'll sit there and they'll give you,
02:39:28
they'll feed you poison and you'll watch TV and a few people will riot,
02:39:32
but very few because people will be pacified by the good, bad
02:39:38
and it won't be bad.
02:39:39
Is it good as well?
02:39:41
And they'll feed you the propaganda and you won't remember
02:39:44
When you were freed, you won't remember, and most people will be fine with that.
02:39:48
But me and you will be dead
02:39:51
and it won't matter.
02:39:54
Okay,
02:39:56
so first one,
02:39:59
second one.
02:40:02
And like
02:40:04
I can just voice one up high.
02:40:06
He actually changed his voice and it wasn't just talking like that.
02:40:09
I also think that he really can if he drove a Tesla,
02:40:13
Tesla, a Tesla or a Tesla, and that's
02:40:19
it sounds
02:40:20
like they need a Tesla.
02:40:22
He admitted me negatively.
02:40:24
It was not good.
02:40:27
Is there?
02:40:27
Tim Dillon We need a good Joe Rogan.
02:40:33
I don't know that one guy mentioned Trump for a second, but
02:40:36
I think the second one is more relatable.
02:40:39
He got more into it.
02:40:42
I think the Google doc one was a little weak
02:40:43
because he's I don't you just have to click a button.
02:40:47
It's a really hard to you do.
02:40:49
But also who sent a Google Docs each other who the fuck like
02:40:53
I get a different get a better avenue I do get a better avenue
02:40:57
problem is is it's the client.
02:40:59
It's the customer that decides how we to communicate and we cater to them.
02:41:03
So if they're, you know, we will recommend, you know, hey,
02:41:06
we have an easier way you can use our this and that and the other.
02:41:08
But they if they're doing it
02:41:10
and a lot of people Google Docs,
02:41:13
which is weird because a lot of times it's not even a document, it's
02:41:16
just a storage to put files that aren't documents that we need,
02:41:19
you know, like even if it's just like firmware update or whatever, they will
02:41:22
somehow attach it to a blank Google document.
02:41:27
But whatever. Customer's always right.
02:41:30
No, they're not.
02:41:31
When they're wrong, they're not
02:41:33
Well, especially when they're wrong.
02:41:39
So if you had to
02:41:40
if you had to rate each one of those 1 to 10,
02:41:43
the first one
02:41:46
actually we will do in the comments and then we can add it up.
02:41:49
And whoever gets the most wins, I don't think there's going to be comments.
02:41:52
So I do I know a little bit, at least one I'm going to cover.
02:41:56
I'll come.
02:41:57
And if I remember two comments remind me to come.
02:42:01
If we we can pull this off,
02:42:03
we'll finally pay off our winner, at least to commence before
02:42:08
we do randomly draw a comment
02:42:10
and give a prize.
02:42:14
If you think it is a
02:42:15
fuck you because the comments are asshole ish.
02:42:18
Fuck you were saying nice.
02:42:20
They're not nice.
02:42:21
You know what?
02:42:22
All comments are nice because you're taking the time
02:42:24
to not only watch the video but take the energy
02:42:27
and become a part of me in a part of draw and a part of Gary and a part of flag
02:42:31
by taking a little piece of your energy and commenting on our show,
02:42:35
even if it's miserably, horrifically mean,
02:42:38
please keep doing it because it shows that you're watching
02:42:42
and that
02:42:42
we somehow art is supposed to create and stimulate emotion, right?
02:42:47
It doesn't necessarily have to be good, bad, exclusively either.
02:42:50
One of those
02:42:52
just has to stimulate.
02:42:56
I would say that
02:42:57
driving a Tesla is the most interesting experience.
02:43:02
It's like anything else.
02:43:04
But I also created a flamethrower and
02:43:10
you can be violence, be basics.
02:43:13
You do flamethrower the moon, I'm going to go to Mars.
02:43:18
So. All right. We are.
02:43:20
Let's rant about that.
02:43:21
We're going to go to Mars and it's going to be just like the moon.
02:43:23
It's going to be so expensive and so difficult
02:43:25
to live that to 1 to 10 people are going to do it,
02:43:29
pat themselves on the back and then come to a realization,
02:43:32
wake up and be like, we can't ever do this.
02:43:35
We're going to go there once and go like, Fuck,
02:43:37
there's nothing really going on there that's going to take a lot of money.
02:43:40
Yeah, it's let's go now. Go back for 75 years.
02:43:45
Kind of like the moon
02:43:46
that's going to say I used to go to the moon.
02:43:51
Allegedly.
02:43:52
Allegedly, allegedly.
02:43:54
That's ignorant.
02:43:56
And I'm as old as the moon.
02:43:59
I'm really old.
02:44:01
But then I'm smart.
02:44:03
I'm the smartest man.
02:44:04
Anywhere you want to push a protest, anyone fucking awesome credits
02:44:09
you right now.
02:44:10
Push it Kind of. No.
02:44:13
Okay, maybe you're fired.
02:44:17
I don't think there's anything you could possibly do to beat Trump.
02:44:21
I hate to say so.
02:44:23
Which, you know, honestly, honestly, that scares me.
02:44:26
That scares me than anything.
02:44:28
I'm not worried about Trump. What do they just say?
02:44:30
They turn him.
02:44:31
He said the automotive industry was going to be a bloodbath
02:44:34
and then now they're turn it around
02:44:35
that it's going to be a fucking insurrection again.
02:44:38
He clearly in the
02:44:39
speech, he clearly said that if Biden gets reelected,
02:44:43
there's going to be a bloodbath in the automotive industry.
02:44:46
They it out of context and made it sound like he's going to
02:44:50
become some bloodbath, period.
02:44:52
Yeah.
02:44:53
Yeah. I like what you did there.
02:44:56
Oh, gross.
02:44:57
The last thing period.
02:44:59
That's very disgusting
02:45:02
Factory disgusting.
02:45:03
Have really nasty, nasty, nasty women in there bleeding vagina.
02:45:08
They really grab them by the pussy.
02:45:10
But as long as they're not bleeding, they bleeding with gross
02:45:14
nasty woman.
02:45:18
So that's funny.
02:45:18
My my girlfriend my girlfriend's dad was a
02:45:23
remember it's not a flavor but he's not a hardcore
02:45:25
like he's not hardcore, but boy, he was like, he just kind of mentioned,
02:45:30
like, I didn't say anything, but he started talking
02:45:34
and he was just like, you know, you know, Trump, you know,
02:45:38
he's he's, you know, basically like, he's like, dangerous.
02:45:42
And his ego is like, too big.
02:45:44
And it's like, do you really think that anyone
02:45:45
that's running for president doesn't have a huge ego.
02:45:48
He just shows it.
02:45:49
You don't think Biden has a huge ego, the whole fucking fuck in this bullshit,
02:45:53
this whole bullshit that I have been joking about whole time?
02:45:56
You're both you
02:45:58
to pushups because apprentice
02:46:00
I take out back in by the show and give you what for?
02:46:06
You know, his ego, Trump's megalomania ego.
02:46:09
Chuck Trump's megalomaniac style.
02:46:11
Ego is exactly
02:46:12
what makes me feel confident that he's going to want to leave a lasting
02:46:15
and I don't want to I don't think it's going to be destruction.
02:46:19
I think he's going to want to he'll exaggerate.
02:46:22
He's a piece of shit in a lot of means.
02:46:24
But the one thing that I'm not worried about him is
02:46:28
not being not worried about his lasting legacy.
02:46:31
Like he's he's I'm he cares about what his results more than anyone.
02:46:36
Yeah yeah I'm I'm willing to criticize both sides of the aisle.
02:46:39
You look at Furkan Bush
02:46:42
a lot of years of war and then we get Obama lot of years of war.
02:46:46
Obama had the most deportations of illegals
02:46:49
and also the most bombing strikes because that's when Jimmy Carter,
02:46:53
if you want to classify the reason, but it doesn't matter.
02:46:56
It was still the most bombings by a President.
02:47:00
Trump gets in there and there's no war, no bombing.
02:47:03
Wait a minute. Something. Right.
02:47:07
And then Biden gets in there and others war again
02:47:10
and people were afraid of Trump would talking on their phone and all this,
02:47:15
he going to get the nuclear code and oh, no, we're we're scared.
02:47:21
And it's like, look at Biden fucking everything up.
02:47:23
He sees fuck the up, whatever the fucking you know, I don't know too much about UK
02:47:28
politics, but that whole Brexit bullshit and then creating their own.
02:47:32
I agree with everything you said about like from my recollection,
02:47:36
from my experience, my little I don't pay much attention, but
02:47:39
I remember one missile coming off a boat in the four years
02:47:44
that I think it went towards Syria that I saw on the news that, you know,
02:47:47
literally one one in tech, one missile attack is all Trump ever did.
02:47:52
So, yeah, he would be the least and apparently he almost had peace
02:47:55
in the Middle East but they they wash that right over here and fucked all that up
02:48:00
and we like funding both sides of that like I don't
02:48:03
well yeah so it's if you look at who makes money off of war
02:48:08
I think that they they get to a point even the most moral the most cocky
02:48:12
the most egotistical president gets to a point where they offer him
02:48:16
so much money and they go, you know what, fuck, I'll start whatever you want.
02:48:19
Let's let's sell those fucking weapons.
02:48:20
Let's flamethrowers, Let's go.
02:48:22
That's Trump's so frigging politics thing that Trump is the thing
02:48:27
that everyone's so worried about Trump that he's going to go rogue and be this,
02:48:30
you know, dictator.
02:48:31
Whatever I think is the thing that makes them go, Fuck you, war machine.
02:48:35
I'm not going to kill people just so you can make money
02:48:38
or just so he can distract the people.
02:48:40
I'm going to do my thing, which isn't good.
02:48:42
I'm not I did not vote for him.
02:48:44
I'll say that in public.
02:48:47
I did vote, but I did not vote for either one of those two. No.
02:48:50
Oh, okay.
02:48:51
I Did not vote.
02:48:52
But I would have voted for Trump. But I didn't.
02:48:54
I wasn't compelled enough to vote. I almost was.
02:48:57
And I would have voted for Trump.
02:48:58
But just I go I vote.
02:49:00
I always vote my local ordinances and whatnot.
02:49:03
Typically, when they want to raise taxes, I vote no every time.
02:49:07
And I vote no for the president to
02:49:10
go, no president I do.
02:49:12
I write in none of the of a giant voting system.
02:49:15
We just have a giant voting system. We just vote on everything.
02:49:18
One year there was enough margin that none of the above actually
02:49:22
noted in the poll.
02:49:23
You know, in the poll results,
02:49:25
I was kind of proud. I'm like, you know what?
02:49:27
Everyone told me I was wasting my vote,
02:49:28
but what the fuck are they going to do if both are so bad, if 50?
02:49:33
So I don't want to say 51% because that's a misnomer.
02:49:35
If 50% plus 1% of the population votes, none of the above, wouldn't that be a wake
02:49:41
up call for the whole system, for the whole election system?
02:49:45
And would we have to
02:49:46
would we have to follow it,
02:49:49
get a bunch of Electoral College
02:49:51
people that have to vote for no one?
02:49:55
The electrical, college, electrical.
02:49:58
That's a Simpsons
02:50:01
reference.
02:50:02
Electrical,
02:50:08
that thunder or a gunshot.
02:50:10
This must be thunder.
02:50:11
But I use it as a bomb earlier. And.
02:50:13
No, no one was the wiser, you know.
02:50:15
Well, now they are, because I pointed it out,
02:50:22
that cow made me nauseous.
02:50:28
A there's a lot of sound, but
02:50:34
yeah, get it.
02:50:35
Get it all out of your system. Fuck you.
02:50:39
I know.
02:50:40
It's like in two weeks.
02:50:42
I'm just I'm not even going to touch any of this shit.
02:50:44
Hopefully.
02:50:46
And only the only thing that I'm not fond of is
02:50:58
I want a little light that comes on
02:51:00
when you're doing it or when I'm doing it, because people are going to think that
02:51:03
it's overdone. They're not going to think that you're overdoing it.
02:51:05
They're just going to think it's okay.
02:51:07
They're going to blame it on you
02:51:11
so that you're they're going to blame it on you.
02:51:13
That's fine.
02:51:14
Everything is my fault.
02:51:17
I've made a I made a nice career with that statement.
02:51:21
You know,
02:51:22
I'm going to take the onus off frozen random parts of
02:51:28
the customer.
02:51:29
If I, say, everything's my fault, but then I fix it
02:51:34
because the last thing a customer wants to hear
02:51:35
is the truth, which is they fucked up.
02:51:39
It's true.
02:51:41
So treat your customer like a woman.
02:51:44
Wait, I don't want to say that out loud.
02:51:48
Hey, I have that one.
02:51:52
So what I meant by that,
02:51:57
You know,
02:52:01
what I meant by
02:52:04
that was
02:52:07
start
02:52:12
When you win a fight with a woman.
02:52:14
Basically, you just told them that they were probably wrong and stupid.
02:52:18
So how are you going to possibly ever win?
02:52:21
Oh, well,
02:52:34
I don't get these.
02:52:38
Okay, There's a stat.
02:52:40
You don't have to let it play out, too.
02:52:41
There's a stop button.
02:52:43
I didn't get to use more.
02:52:44
I didn't get to use my Kinect.
02:52:46
I didn't get to use my mount button.
02:52:48
The one thing I put my hands with Rushmore because they are not ranked
02:52:51
one through four, it is just, Oh, they're all for
02:52:55
Mount Rushmore shenanigans
02:52:57
definitely covered. 911
02:53:01
oh oh the
02:53:04
the the is the state of Israel,
02:53:08
not Jewish people.
02:53:09
Not at all. I saw your eyebrows go up.
02:53:12
I just mean the state of Israel, which may or may not even exist.
02:53:17
And the fourth one
02:53:21
is that
02:53:23
it could involve the Native Americans.
02:53:29
But I think it's a drama,
02:53:32
so I'm not going to say it because, yeah, I think
02:53:38
Tim Tim Dillon is that his name said it best.
02:53:41
Where we do we do enjoy the fruits of some atrocities.
02:53:45
We can't you can't around that.
02:53:48
Yeah it's the best part about it that's why we're here.
02:53:52
It is a transfer of energy.
02:53:55
Somebody else died and now we can live off air like
02:54:01
it's we are.
02:54:01
So we're technically the Native Americans afterlife.
02:54:05
I said it in the previous
02:54:08
show.
02:54:08
I mean, if
02:54:11
all my ancestors died in them, and I got to be
02:54:14
worth billions of dollars like the Native Americans are worth today.
02:54:17
I think I might take that sacrifice.
02:54:19
I would sacrifice my ancestors for me to be a billionaire
02:54:23
while the billion billions has to be spread out over
02:54:27
a few tens of thousands of them.
02:54:31
So you would only be
02:54:33
like one Cherokee Casino or the Cherokee Indians.
02:54:36
Second $888 million a year.
02:54:38
That's and they only pay 16 million in taxes.
02:54:46
They do fact checking me.
02:54:48
There's only 141,000 Cherokee
02:54:53
Nation citizens.
02:54:56
Wait, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
02:54:57
Today, the Cherokee Nation is the largest with 450,000 worldwide.
02:55:02
So they can money that money can go out of the United States, I'm sure.
02:55:05
Right. If your family's here and there, they can share it and shit.
02:55:07
Right.
02:55:07
450,000 divided by how many billion
02:55:11
888 million a year.
02:55:15
So each of them get over a million girls.
02:55:17
Each of them get over a million a year.
02:55:19
If you just split just the casino money up.
02:55:24
Now they each get what?
02:55:26
That can't be right. It says 195.
02:55:30
Let me do it again.
02:55:33
45. It's half a million.
02:55:37
Maybe
02:55:40
8 million.
02:55:41
I miss a zero.
02:55:42
That's a lot of zeros. Yeah, that was the problem.
02:55:44
Let me try it again.
02:55:46
How many would you say? 80.
02:55:48
Do you say 80 million?
02:55:50
888 million.
02:55:51
-16 million.
02:55:54
Because that's what they pay in taxes is either 16 or 18 million.
02:55:58
I think it's 16 million.
02:56:00
I'll just say 800 to make it easier for 350.
02:56:05
I think I got the right amount of zero.
02:56:07
Yeah, because there's expenses.
02:56:08
There's expenses
02:56:10
50 million in expenses,
02:56:14
$2,000 each,
02:56:18
$2,000 each.
02:56:19
That doesn't make any sense.
02:56:21
Well, does 600,000.
02:56:24
Yeah.
02:56:25
If you go for a million of them.
02:56:27
Correct My math, if you multiply 450,000
02:56:32
by it was actually 1777.
02:56:37
But I just said 2000 to make it easier.
02:56:40
And if you're close
02:56:41
to 800 million, then I'm right.
02:56:44
If not, no one cares.
02:56:46
Somebody will check the math.
02:56:51
I probably will and I listen back.
02:56:53
But just be clear.
02:56:54
Be careful before you give up your whole life for two grand.
02:56:59
I mean, you're not.
02:57:00
I'm not giving up my whole life. No, no, no.
02:57:02
You like it. Maybe.
02:57:04
Maybe if I were them,
02:57:06
that was the right thing to do.
02:57:08
You're saying that they make no money, then they're all broke?
02:57:10
No, no, no.
02:57:12
Graduate.
02:57:13
Their kids graduate
02:57:14
from from college with enough money to go to graduate average with more money.
02:57:19
First of all, some of them are children, so they probably don't get it.
02:57:22
And there's know it's the numbers probably wrong.
02:57:25
They all get their little trust funds and shit.
02:57:28
And I'm sure they have an elders group that decides who gets the money.
02:57:31
So they probably get it all.
02:57:32
They get the whole 800 shebang.
02:57:35
Well, we need this for expenses.
02:57:36
We need this to rebuild the nation and keep it.
02:57:39
And then they
02:57:40
give everybody else their nation their $60 access.
02:57:43
You look, you you get free access to the casino
02:57:46
where we will now steal your money from working at the casino.
02:57:49
Everyone gets free access to the casino.
02:57:51
These are going to
02:57:54
there's no pay per view, you know, you have to pay to get in there.
02:57:57
There's better odds.
02:57:58
Don't tell the Redman who they don't know who
02:58:01
you know say that too low very.
02:58:04
I didn't know I said it quite enough.
02:58:06
It's only offensive if you say it.
02:58:08
What did you think I meant?
02:58:11
The rapper Redman.
02:58:13
All right, well, that's what I meant.
02:58:15
And first,
02:58:17
of course.
02:58:23
So what do we do?
02:58:24
The show. We ordered a fish, we ordered a flamethrower.
02:58:28
We started March Rent this flamethrower?
02:58:32
Yeah, I ordered one of those boring company flamethrowers.
02:58:36
We're going on.
02:58:37
I did you.
02:58:39
We ordered a flamethrower.
02:58:42
I need it.
02:58:42
Everyone's actually, I should have to do again.
02:58:45
Is a flamethrower. Had a lot of fun.
02:58:48
They call it a not a fleet of a Tesla.
02:58:50
It's the best thing you've ever done.
02:58:53
If you drive a Tesla, is it the best or is it the best.
02:58:57
It's. It's the best.
02:58:58
It's the don't say any asses make it look.
02:59:02
Elizabeth Tesla was very everything
02:59:04
zeros into the Getty Museum Getty Images the spaghetti Monster,
02:59:09
the very individual verbiage or do you ever get so
02:59:15
impressed by Gary's definitive position And then you get to the point
02:59:18
where you feel a little bit sorry for him?
02:59:23
Yeah.
02:59:24
Oh, sorry.
02:59:24
I know I was talking to Elon as do as a genius.
02:59:28
I'm sorry.
02:59:31
It must be when Gary talks to you.
02:59:33
It must be like when we talk to Gary here.
02:59:36
He doesn't have a flamethrower.
02:59:39
And there's a
02:59:42
He will never drive a cybertruck
02:59:45
like he does.
02:59:46
He does have a flamethrower.
02:59:47
It's just not a Tesla flamethrower.
02:59:49
Well, it's a heater that needed to be.
02:59:53
It wasn't supposed to throw flames.
02:59:56
He made it through.
02:59:59
Something burned out.
03:00:00
I make I faux flames purposely.
03:00:05
How do you throw flames purposely or.
03:00:07
I mean, not with my flip over
03:00:13
because the flames.
03:00:14
It's not a flamethrower, actually,
03:00:17
in my judgment.
03:00:19
I can volunteer.
03:00:22
Were you asking the other.
03:00:27
All right, you're asking the question.
03:00:29
No, you were just
03:00:31
trying to being smarter than deer.
03:00:34
Yeah.
03:00:34
So what
03:00:38
do you feel sorry for, Gary?
03:00:39
That was the question.
03:00:42
Because he not so much.
03:00:44
But as somebody who knows even more, you understand what I'm trying to say.
03:00:48
I must understand how you get it.
03:00:53
The fact that you have to clean jokes tells a little bit.
03:00:57
You're a little bit autistic for real.
03:00:59
The course of your be five over
03:01:02
eight as well either.
03:01:03
All right.
03:01:04
Actually, I think I think you're just so awkward that instead of dealing
03:01:08
with it, you're using autism as a crutch,
03:01:11
that everyone's virtually autistic.
03:01:15
I mean, they've got some weird mannerisms
03:01:19
up, partially retarded.
03:01:22
Actually.
03:01:23
My face got smooshed against like a uterus
03:01:27
because my mouth is my nose is going a little
03:01:32
fuzzy, like with
03:01:34
I do have a drive, a Tesla Cybertruck.
03:01:37
I'm the richest person ever
03:01:41
and I'm sorry. I don't think you are.
03:01:43
I think I don't phasers I think Bezos has more money than you and I mean before.
03:01:49
But in fact I've heard that. Is this true?
03:01:52
You really don't have any money at all.
03:01:53
You have to sell just to like buy McDonald's.
03:01:56
Well, because I bought a box
03:02:00
I bought a and
03:02:04
you know, that's I thought,
03:02:06
Did you name X after your child or did you name child after
03:02:12
a Roman numeral for ten?
03:02:15
And yes, it is.
03:02:17
I like 30 year olds, you know.
03:02:19
So also
03:02:22
somebody who's not capable of writing
03:02:24
or reading way of signing,
03:02:28
you. It's a significant mark of
03:02:32
stupidity, ignorance.
03:02:34
Well, yeah, that's that's why I did the Space Act, because
03:02:40
it's of for a lot of people use it as a
03:02:45
ten year old crossed out and they're old
03:02:47
boys Crossed out or canceled.
03:02:50
I like the the criminal boys in the back of my Cybertruck
03:02:55
fled the time and ZPM
03:03:00
trying to
03:03:03
or is it flare drains
03:03:06
I mean all this though this talk about children has been the trip
03:03:10
of this trip up some stairs and to get over to witness them.
03:03:15
I mean, then
03:03:17
Joe come out
03:03:20
Will have you seen the
03:03:23
the documents that were supposed to be in my glove?
03:03:26
I put them looks like my Corvette.
03:03:31
The Corvette.
03:03:33
I remember.
03:03:34
Great.
03:03:36
So I.
03:03:37
How do you feel? Fuckable.
03:03:39
Nobody cares about that.
03:03:41
What about them both?
03:03:43
How can your administration tell everybody that they should clip
03:03:45
can, you know, cut up cans to fucking survive, eat bugs,
03:03:49
turn in all your cars and drive electric vehicles, yet you
03:03:52
parade around in that Corvette that you actually have probably never
03:03:55
actually driven yourself in your life except for that one photo up
03:04:00
by the the the Corvette was a gift
03:04:04
from a businessman in China
03:04:06
that was written as a gift.
03:04:10
The gift, I swear,
03:04:12
then had nothing to do with the other Hummer
03:04:14
as a being.
03:04:17
It had nothing to do that.
03:04:19
So hoping
03:04:21
it was full of cocaine.
03:04:23
Cocaine?
03:04:25
There was no cocaine in the way.
03:04:27
I mean, there was there was cocaine in the White House,
03:04:30
but we didn't find whose it was.
03:04:33
I mean, and it disappeared.
03:04:36
It disappeared off hunters. No.
03:04:40
And they confiscated
03:04:44
in the return of that car that I saw.
03:04:48
I mean, if you love your son, wouldn't you
03:04:51
cover up his wrongdoings
03:04:55
while you're tripping upstairs and shooting yourself?
03:04:59
You got anything else?
03:05:01
You got anything else to close out or is Dr.
03:05:04
Jill is Jill a doctor?
03:05:07
I was unaware of that.
03:05:10
I mean, that makes a lot of times, I think, Doctor and indeed he did.
03:05:14
Was that do I mean, we were centrality
03:05:18
we was in Doctor said I needed to be able to call a doctor.
03:05:21
We just got felt
03:05:23
and we have a big F
03:05:26
and big f f f as in Tucker
03:05:30
as an actor by the pussy.
03:05:32
Vaguely. You,
03:05:34
you all right?
03:05:40
I have this blind and deaf and button.
03:05:42
I wonder what they do.
03:05:43
I don't know.
03:05:45
I don't know money.
03:05:46
But that's just cool.
03:05:50
Oh, that was a real burp.
03:05:54
It was.
03:05:54
It sounded very natural.
03:05:57
Yeah, I think we talked everything.
03:05:59
I don't know.
03:05:59
My only thing was
03:06:02
what?
03:06:05
What's going on with.
03:06:08
I mean, how difficult is it to upload
03:06:11
the clips that I created versus what you do out of Opus?
03:06:16
It's pretty good work.
03:06:17
It is.
03:06:18
So if I, if they're in, I can get created.
03:06:21
I got a button that says do I have to hit the button?
03:06:24
I hit create the clip, ticktock, button.
03:06:28
What's the other one to YouTube. Sure.
03:06:30
There's one for there's one for Tik Tok.
03:06:32
The other ones are pay.
03:06:36
And then I mean, YouTube, you can just yours.
03:06:39
I mean, you can just set a default and drag and drop
03:06:42
and just put them all follow. I don't give a shit.
03:06:45
Just just get them out there in my opinion.
03:06:48
But then I have to
03:06:50
create or
03:06:51
copy a description and then schedule it, which all the descriptions
03:06:56
you can put a default, you can make it a Yeah, copy our default.
03:06:59
But still, I mean, I have to do all that.
03:07:01
The other ones just already does it all the YouTube you can I have it set.
03:07:06
So when I just drag and drop a file on there, it's
03:07:08
going to give it a generic description every time without having to do anything.
03:07:12
I forget how I did that, but I know for I couldn't get it to do it for sure.
03:07:15
It's only the other one. Okay. I don't know.
03:07:16
I've never done shorts, so maybe.
03:07:19
Maybe something I don't know.
03:07:22
Let's go from.
03:07:25
And again. What?
03:07:27
You didn't realize the thing that I really like it.
03:07:30
Was it Christianity, the color and fire that?
03:07:34
Yeah, they tried to. I like images,
03:07:37
mismanagement of the government,
03:07:38
human greed and they lose the things
03:07:42
pants.
03:07:45
But but then, but my my main thing is
03:07:47
I just want to have a link to this week's show that's all.
03:07:51
But so that's why I hope hopefully I'll have these clipped up by 2 p.m.
03:07:56
tomorrow.
03:07:56
I mean if anything, just do a thing with the, the main rumble.
03:08:00
You know what I, what I'd like to do is have a noon release of really good clips.
03:08:05
So just tell me which ones and they're all really good.
03:08:09
All right.
03:08:10
They're all really good.
03:08:11
I'll do it if it's an issue.
03:08:12
I mean,
03:08:15
let's see, what are the people think?
03:08:17
The height of the Roman Empire.
03:08:19
They banned pants.
03:08:21
That or did he make that shit up?
03:08:24
I don't know. It sounds weird.
03:08:26
So that's why I chose it, because I want people to challenge
03:08:28
that If they know better.
03:08:29
I want I want.
03:08:30
I'm curious if anyone says different
03:08:34
with the Warriors
03:08:36
Cavalry, specifically horse riding soldiers
03:08:40
and barbarians and they consider the river.
03:08:44
You think they want them to wear pants?
03:08:48
The whole point of pants.
03:08:49
As we established on the pants episode, riveting Pants
03:08:53
episode was that the riding of a horse is why pants really
03:08:59
maybe not were invented, but why they were more popular to wear
03:09:02
because the person riding the horse to be protected and to wrap both legs
03:09:06
was better than to wrap them both together.
03:09:17
The hook in the
03:09:25
it was that one out of left field.
03:09:28
It was the most recent one that was under a minute.
03:09:32
Their honor.
03:09:32
I meant
03:09:34
Oh, the ones I posted are on a remote.
03:09:37
Okay, go back to another one.
03:09:43
Go to the next one.
03:09:44
That's why my family has never had a boy dog,
03:09:46
because they ensure that they're marking of the territory and pissing on shit.
03:09:51
Both of your dogs are male
03:09:53
both my dogs.
03:09:54
A male.
03:09:55
Did you pick or did they just get come to you?
03:09:58
That's two different questions.
03:09:59
You configure them or which.
03:10:02
No, I mean, if you would. You rescued a dog.
03:10:05
Do you did you have the option of what
03:10:07
the dog doing fall into your.
03:10:12
So yeah he he he has the option of sex at any moment he wants.
03:10:16
You think he's the humans you have the option of dog gender
03:10:20
or we don't recognize.
03:10:22
You can rape that dog any time anytime you want.
03:10:25
He has the option of sex.
03:10:26
If you get a girl dog, it comes with two holes.
03:10:30
So I didn't get the I didn't get the answer
03:10:32
to my question.
03:10:35
Yeah.
03:10:35
Did did Gary pick male dog?
03:10:38
I don't know.
03:10:39
You never you never answered or did the dog he get just happened to be male.
03:10:43
Sometimes it's like whatever mean you don't have to take it.
03:10:46
So if it happens to be a boy you can just be like no I don't want this.
03:10:52
See, I don't
03:10:53
I don't think this one would go on TAC or you to
03:10:59
the whole, you know, I,
03:11:05
I think we know why.
03:11:08
Deer flag.
03:11:10
It's been two years and I haven't been able get over my first love.
03:11:14
I just graduated from high school and I'll soon be 18.
03:11:18
Sounds hot.
03:11:19
Oh, this reminds me.
03:11:21
We. We have to get
03:11:24
what's her name.
03:11:25
But I still can't get used to the idea that this is where he says broke up.
03:11:29
He made me feel like dirt.
03:11:33
We had been a couple since my freshman year that I dumped me
03:11:36
at the beginning of my junior year because I didn't want to give him my virginity.
03:11:41
Later discovered he had been cheating on me with his best friend.
03:11:45
Please help Signed. Can't move on.
03:11:49
His best friend was a chick.
03:11:50
That's a red flag.
03:11:51
It's How do we know that Bringing these?
03:11:54
How did we know it was a chick?
03:11:57
We don't know.
03:11:58
We don't. So he c he he.
03:12:01
He's so close minded
03:12:04
that he could be a homophobe, that he doesn't even recognize homos as a thing.
03:12:08
That's one way to put it. Yep. Yep.
03:12:09
He's he's so entrenched his way
03:12:13
that he's missing the gays believe that.
03:12:15
Yeah.
03:12:16
He doesn't believe that gays exist.
03:12:17
He's like, Now you're just lying.
03:12:19
As I was kind of befuddled by that one.
03:12:22
Well, how.
03:12:23
How did you know that it wasn't gay relationships, especially Dear
03:12:27
Abby for years.
03:12:29
I'm sorry,
03:12:31
dear.
03:12:31
Fladge for years has been three years exploiting the LGBTQ
03:12:36
t p r j t Yeah, because they're confused and they need the most advice.
03:12:43
Well, and I think it's
03:12:44
intriguing to people that even aren't in that category.
03:12:48
Yeah.
03:12:48
Because it's like a shit show and everyone a good shit show, the marginalized,
03:12:53
protected class that we can root for
03:12:56
or shit on either way or just ignore or
03:13:00
none of the above
03:13:02
all, that's a red flag.
03:13:06
It's been two years freaking move on your kid.
03:13:09
Go on, live your life.
03:13:11
You in itself.
03:13:13
Also, I still haven't gotten
03:13:16
over my high school of me.
03:13:19
Go seriously as truth I didn't think so, but
03:13:21
the joke is thrown at the end or No, it was so random.
03:13:24
I thought so mellow.
03:13:28
He says it the way he says it.
03:13:29
So soft, Melody, it was very, very easy
03:13:32
to find out based on graduation year in yearbook and all that.
03:13:36
Who this person?
03:13:37
Oh, yeah, that was kind of clean.
03:13:38
I honestly God reached out to her,
03:13:43
and I Honest to God, Did he say anything?
03:13:45
Did he say anything about.
03:13:47
I did not hear back.
03:13:50
I wouldn't say anything about it.
03:13:52
Who, Gary?
03:13:53
Yeah, I didn't ask Gary.
03:13:55
I know, but did he say you mentioned that?
03:13:57
Did he say anything about it?
03:13:58
Because I know you mentioned it, but I was.
03:14:00
I was going to, I texted everybody and I got to the point, I'm like, man,
03:14:03
everything I said, I'm like, dude, I want to set this up, dude.
03:14:05
I want to set this up.
03:14:06
And I never do nothing and never do nothing that I am going to do.
03:14:10
So this whoever this one, I'm like, what is the her?
03:14:12
She's going to go get the fuck out here, creep, or you're some psycho stalker.
03:14:16
I mean, talk to this dipshit in 30 years.
03:14:18
So I emailed and texted both the show information so that she can
03:14:22
verify and be like, Oh my God, that's, you know,
03:14:25
yeah, that's the teeth.
03:14:26
And I said, It's not the hairline quite, but it's the teeth.
03:14:30
I didn't say that he still has a crush on her or anything like that.
03:14:33
Oh true.
03:14:34
But I did say you had it. Why would you even contact her?
03:14:37
The old classmate, she think that just an old classmate reaching out.
03:14:41
Yeah, but that sounds creepy.
03:14:42
It definitely rustling sounds.
03:14:44
Well, no, but I said I want you to mention.
03:14:45
Hey, he's married.
03:14:46
I want you to be on the show.
03:14:48
I was stupid silly podcast and we're trying to get guests.
03:14:50
So she looks at any part of the show. There's spots where we've been going.
03:14:52
When he gets when he guests,
03:14:54
she's going to see the kind of thing are these people are assholes
03:14:57
Hold are disgusting. Good.
03:14:58
Come on, Joe.
03:14:59
Come on and tell him what an asshole the Soulja Boy tell.
03:15:05
Yeah, I found Melanie.
03:15:07
That's all I'm saying.
03:15:08
And I'm like, No, I reached out.
03:15:10
You. We're waiting for a response back, and then we'll have a
03:15:14
we'll set up an interview.
03:15:17
Is your name Melanie We're malaria.
03:15:20
Okay, That is the best.
03:15:22
She is the best Head in the dead.
03:15:25
Head buried next to I.
03:15:28
I'm just getting better.
03:15:30
It isn't much, but he likes to this.
03:15:33
He doesn't.
03:15:33
He watches, He doesn't like. He doesn't like to watch it.
03:15:36
He did. Didn't like it.
03:15:37
We make him watch. Anyway.
03:15:39
It feels like as if I like it
03:15:43
the better is because I watched the father
03:15:47
of the fuck my son's wife.
03:15:51
And then I did this.
03:15:52
There's my to do this.
03:15:55
But it was just this was just a point of view
03:15:59
from the two words and I don't have the most anything voice but
03:16:05
Trump sounds like a
03:16:09
kind of like a douchey New Jersey
03:16:11
Italian or whatever, you know.
03:16:14
But by his voice, just him in
03:16:17
general, Biden Sounds like a whimpering, dying dog.
03:16:20
I don't know how else to describe the voice here or his,
03:16:23
you know, his real voice and the Royce.
03:16:26
But the what?
03:16:27
The fake voice. Exaggerating.
03:16:29
Yeah, it's it's just.
03:16:31
It's horrible. It's so pathetic.
03:16:33
Why is his voice so pathetic? Is it?
03:16:36
I can barely get a breath out.
03:16:38
I said that to a very supportive Democrat and they yelled at me
03:16:42
and said that he has a stuttering problem and that I mean,
03:16:45
since when did he get this stuttering problem?
03:16:49
I don't know.
03:16:49
Apparently he's had it his whole life.
03:16:52
When did I get the stutter problem?
03:16:56
Hello?
03:16:57
When did they get this stuttering problem?
03:17:01
Even when you sound all but I need a placeholder, though.
03:17:07
I think of what I'm going to say next.
03:17:12
So rather than
03:17:15
pausing
03:17:17
and being
03:17:19
weird, I just kind of
03:17:22
stutter to give myself more time to think.
03:17:29
I mean.
03:17:29
No. I mean, what did you mean by this?
03:17:33
I mean moaning always.
03:17:35
But you don't know what the bitch.
03:17:39
We already have a nigger, mayor.
03:17:40
We don't need any more nigger. Big shot.
03:17:42
What did you just say?
03:17:45
What did you say?
03:17:46
So I thought about all of it.
03:17:49
That slap that clock six fucking days and Sunday thing.
03:17:53
It seems like he's like an example.
03:17:55
Very disingenuous if my father
03:17:58
got that correct.
03:17:59
Yes, Motherfucker, please be aware of the shenanigans this year
03:18:02
leading up to the election.
03:18:04
Some reason a lot of promises are made.
03:18:07
The next couple of months
03:18:09
ask you to promise to trip upstairs.
03:18:13
I want to ask a few.
03:18:15
Mr. Vice President Biden.
03:18:17
42 years. I'll wait now.
03:18:19
It's been three more 45 years in office
03:18:22
and you haven't done
03:18:26
look 40 for 45 years.
03:18:28
I bet I I've been around so long.
03:18:31
I can remember that that far.
03:18:34
Name one contribution you have made to politics or society.
03:18:41
Then I do budget stuff
03:18:43
that hindered African-Americans.
03:18:46
Didn't agree. Not when they did.
03:18:49
I don't.
03:18:50
I have no idea.
03:18:52
I don't know. I think you can do it.
03:18:54
But I think did that in their benefit.
03:18:58
Oh, no, no, it didn't.
03:18:59
Oh, no, never mind that.
03:19:01
No, I let a bunch of Mexicans into the country
03:19:07
I don't think they're Mexican.
03:19:08
I think the Mexicans are staying in Mexico.
03:19:09
I think they're just going through they came in even more like El Salvador
03:19:13
and Haitian.
03:19:15
Yeah, but they're all good people.
03:19:18
But the people of El Salvador. Just one man.
03:19:20
Why the fuck are you lumping us together with Haiti?
03:19:22
Haiti? That's not fair.
03:19:24
Overall Some type of bro.
03:19:27
Wow. I could
03:19:32
be lost.
03:19:32
And I said, I think that he died in Vietnam.
03:19:37
Sympathy vote in my friend.
03:19:39
The No Iraq. No,
03:19:43
you said that. But that's not true.
03:19:44
Have you ever said he didn't answer it, sir?
03:19:48
Thank you.
03:19:50
I just know that Hunter of
03:19:52
fucked his wife shortly thereafter.
03:19:56
What about Jill?
03:19:57
I could have just said Mr. Vice President.
03:19:59
What about Jill? Dr.
03:20:00
Jill, isn't it true that Jill is the best?
03:20:04
Isn't it true that Jill actually was your one of your really good friends
03:20:08
wife before him?
03:20:09
Yes, She's my best friend.
03:20:12
No, no, not Jill.
03:20:13
After Jill Biden, Jill was married to one of your good friends,
03:20:16
and then you started fucking her cheating on him on, her with while
03:20:19
she was with him and then ended up taking her basically.
03:20:25
Dr. Jill Biden is the best.
03:20:27
The best.
03:20:28
Whatever you're saying is is a bunch of malarkey.
03:20:32
Put malarkey
03:20:35
I get you want to do you'll go back and I think Biden said,
03:20:39
teacher, what for?
03:20:40
Which do you want to go back That shared my schedule, right?
03:20:44
No push up contest.
03:20:46
I bet I could do more pushups than you.
03:20:49
I'll bet you can to.
03:20:56
Well, this has been fun with voices and sounds.
03:20:59
Yeah, if you ask me, it's been a total bunch of shenanigans.
03:21:03
It has one.
03:21:05
Can't wait.
03:21:06
And then next, what's next week going to be April Fools?
03:21:10
Oh. Oh, Lord, is it?
03:21:12
No, it's not. It's two weeks. Two weeks?
03:21:14
I know it's a fucking Monday.
03:21:16
I'm scared to death that one day to the 19th.
03:21:19
You know what days are in this?
03:21:21
Oh, happy birthday.
03:21:22
And where do you get this silly thing?
03:21:25
After you leave this earth? Do you get to celebrate birthdays?
03:21:27
Do the people left behind celebrate birthdays?
03:21:30
Do you. Do you call that after birth?
03:21:34
Yeah, everything is after birth.
03:21:37
But everything is not up north.
03:21:40
Disgusting after birth.
03:21:45
Shenanigans.
03:21:46
Shenanigans?
03:21:47
There is no such thing as after birth.
03:21:49
Yes, I repeat, hell fucking yes.
03:21:53
April Fools is on a monday.
03:21:55
Shenanigans.
03:21:57
Shenanigans.
03:21:58
Wait, it's the trifecta.
03:22:00
It's also Easter weekend. What?
03:22:03
Oh, no.
03:22:03
We go to wealthy zoos.
03:22:05
I've never seen anything.
03:22:06
You know what happens?
03:22:06
Well, you know what happens when we talk about zoos?
03:22:09
They use this very reductionist view, what God is,
03:22:13
and they'll say there's no proof.
03:22:15
There are staunch atheists and a lot of them, they even talk like
03:22:18
religious people.
03:22:20
You got the atheistic crusaders.
03:22:23
You were right. I was wrong.
03:22:25
Some people apologize.
03:22:27
There's some people that fancy themselves as intellectuals
03:22:32
as above.
03:22:33
So why would I be involved in that?
03:22:39
They use this very reductionist, pretty
03:22:44
ordinary as a performance.
03:22:47
So below because it's so close,
03:22:50
99 for sure, doing it
03:22:53
our way, we're gonna make it make our dreams come true.
03:22:57
Brady and John show it's Brady and draw in
03:23:02
now Brady draw
03:23:05
ship you better drive those are Cybertruck.