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00:00:58 Choices.
00:01:00 Hi, Gary Welcome. Fladge Rants Live.
00:01:02 The Dalai Lama walks up to a hot dog
00:01:06 stand, says, Make me one with everything.
00:01:09 But seriously, two guys walk up to a hot dog stand
00:01:12 the pushy jerk gets to go first because while he's a pushy jerk
00:01:16 and he is really rude to the the merchant
00:01:20 and the hot dog vendor smiles courteously and wishes the guy a nice day.
00:01:24 Second guy finally gets to order his hot dog and he says, Why?
00:01:29 When that guy was such a jerk to you?
00:01:31 Were you so nice to him?
00:01:33 And he said, I don't let anyone else decide
00:01:35 how I'm going to act.
00:01:41 I like to choose people.
00:01:43 Here's my Mount Rushmore of people
00:01:45 that were ahead of their time and all humanity forward with them.
00:01:50 ARCHIMEDES Thousand years out of his time,
00:01:53 Sir Isaac Newton 100 years ahead of his time.
00:01:57 Albert Einstein.
00:01:59 A good decade ahead of his time and me
00:02:02 a year or so ahead.
00:02:04 And here's how I can prove it.
00:02:06 In the next year, we will face economic collapse,
00:02:09 and within a year or two of that time, travel
00:02:13 will be commercially available.
00:02:18 We're faced with a lot of choices
00:02:20 we make.
00:02:22 We make some good ones, we make some bad ones.
00:02:24 I think everybody should have a mirror just before they leave the house,
00:02:29 make sure they don't look like a clown.
00:02:34 I don't think some people should be allowed
00:02:37 to choose their own children's names.
00:02:39 I don't think some celebrities should be allowed to choose their own names.
00:02:45 If you're not in a situation that you like,
00:02:50 pull yourself up by the bootstraps
00:02:54 and seek greener pastures.
00:02:59 We make a lot of decisions, a lot of choices.
00:03:03 Quantum physics tells us that either
00:03:07 with the Copenhagen interpretation,
00:03:10 when you make a decision, the other wavefunction
00:03:13 collapses, or
00:03:16 when you make a decision, there's another you
00:03:20 in another universe
00:03:23 making the other choice.
00:03:30 I'm not sure which is true.
00:03:32 The Multiverse Copenhagen Interpretation.
00:03:36 I'm not even sure if you've got free will
00:03:38 to make that decision.
00:03:41 It does appear that the illusion of free
00:03:45 will isn't even an illusion.
00:03:49 It doesn't seem like we have free
00:03:51 will at all.
00:03:54 I was a teenager.
00:03:57 I was having a
00:04:03 a meltdown
00:04:04 of existential proportions.
00:04:08 I didn't believe my own religion.
00:04:13 It just sounded like
00:04:15 absolute gobbledygook to me.
00:04:17 So I started seeking out other things.
00:04:19 I thought it was a Daoist for a while.
00:04:22 Now I'm studying more with the Buddhist.
00:04:24 But reincarnation seems like nonsense to me.
00:04:31 The Gnostics, the Gnostic as seems
00:04:34 seem to have it going on.
00:04:38 I can.
00:04:39 Anybody can glean a lot of important information
00:04:42 from a lot of different scriptures.
00:04:45 The bug eyed biggie to is
00:04:48 is the interesting text.
00:04:51 The the Abrahamic religions
00:04:56 seem to have their death grip
00:04:59 on the world and it controls people.
00:05:02 And I'm not sure that's a good thing.
00:05:06 But we are faced with a lot of choices
00:05:08 what to eat, what to wear.
00:05:12 One one important choice we have
00:05:15 is you can choose
00:05:17 to be happy, go lucky like me or go alone.
00:05:23 And we're going to affect the world.
00:05:27 We're going to
00:05:29 leave our mark.
00:05:33 It's What do you want your legacy to be?
00:05:36 What do you want that part to be?
00:05:39 I want mine to be
00:05:42 positive.
00:05:43 Also, I like making knives.
00:05:47 I've got this one I gave it to Easy the other day.
00:05:50 He left it here.
00:05:52 And that's cool because he probably doesn't
00:05:55 want junk cluttering up his house
00:05:59 so it can stay in my bar.
00:06:02 Did you visit it? Make sense?
00:06:04 Stop by.
00:06:05 It's really sharp and it will chop off someone's head.
00:06:09 I wouldn't choose to do that.
00:06:11 But choices.
00:06:14 Now, there's some synonyms here.
00:06:16 Selection of decision.
00:06:20 The Rush Song.
00:06:23 This is from the Canadian songbook.
00:06:25 Tom Sawyer. We'll hear the song later.
00:06:28 There's some good mash ups coming up on this show.
00:06:33 You can choose
00:06:34 a ready guide of some celestial voice if you choose not to decide.
00:06:40 You still have made a choice.
00:06:43 Not true.
00:06:45 You've made Huck back up.
00:06:47 Yes. You have made a choice.
00:06:50 You haven't made the pertinent choice.
00:06:52 The choice in question here.
00:06:55 And it's semantics.
00:06:57 You've made a decision.
00:06:59 If you choose not to decide.
00:07:01 But if you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice
00:07:06 in the same sense as a conscientious objector.
00:07:10 Participated in war.
00:07:11 In the same sense, baldness as a hair color.
00:07:14 In the same sense that being an atheist is a religion.
00:07:19 Brady was drawn today.
00:07:29 And so are jelly beans.
00:07:32 My 20 minute monologue was 8 minutes.
00:07:36 Now you should slow down a little bit.
00:07:38 You're going to cut somebody's head off. You're going so fast.
00:07:40 I know.
00:07:42 I think this is bad ass.
00:07:44 It's also not a sprint.
00:07:48 I want to I like to run roughshod over the whole schmear,
00:07:52 and then we can look back up and talk about the nasty casinos.
00:07:56 Or because the Nazi casinos
00:07:59 believed in Jesus, They just believed in the Jesus creed.
00:08:04 Paul.
00:08:04 So, Paul
00:08:06 came up with.
00:08:09 Okay, So Jesus prefers
00:08:14 personal redemption,
00:08:15 personal improvement, like a better person,
00:08:19 said Nicene.
00:08:23 Correct.
00:08:24 Yeah. No, go ahead.
00:08:25 Yeah.
00:08:25 No, no, no.
00:08:29 Oh, yes.
00:08:31 Flipped it, switched it.
00:08:34 Yes. No.
00:08:35 Oh, I get it.
00:08:37 Whew.
00:08:38 Question.
00:08:41 We're having an incredible problem.
00:08:42 We're a little bit choppy. I hope it's going out okay.
00:08:45 Oh, crap.
00:08:46 Okay, well, I'm unplugging her.
00:08:49 No, no, no. That you. It's not you at all.
00:08:52 Oh, isn't
00:08:53 it 61%.
00:08:55 Reason I know it's me is because I'm choppy, too.
00:08:58 Usually it's just you.
00:09:00 Oh, my goodness.
00:09:02 It usually is a duck now.
00:09:04 Just do.
00:09:08 Are you in cover Jews today?
00:09:10 No. Oh, okay.
00:09:12 Oh, geez.
00:09:14 I like some of those cheesy religion.
00:09:16 We're going to cover Jews.
00:09:17 Oh, geez, I.
00:09:20 I was.
00:09:21 I was really having trouble with the one I was raised in,
00:09:26 and ended up ended up going back to it
00:09:28 and winning three
00:09:31 United Methodist League basketball championships back to back.
00:09:36 That must give you a special spot in heaven.
00:09:39 I believe so.
00:09:40 Winning
00:09:42 a church league
00:09:44 basketball tournament is definitely.
00:09:47 Yeah. Yeah.
00:09:48 That elevates your status if forever at least.
00:09:52 Yeah. For mention.
00:09:55 Oh, and then, you know, I was drawn into these scenes,
00:09:59 but it's like with all the stakes, this.
00:10:03 These scenes.
00:10:04 I thought you were saying scenes instead of nice scenes.
00:10:08 ESPN I'm, I'm not
00:10:12 unfamiliar with them.
00:10:14 These scenes.
00:10:16 It's a mystical practice,
00:10:20 dates back to the Zoroastrian
00:10:23 fire, the Zoroastrian religion, should I be?
00:10:27 Zoroaster was a
00:10:31 look like a Buddha Messiah, Not your signal.
00:10:37 The hell's going on, man?
00:10:39 Oh, it is my say.
00:10:40 Just there, just for a second.
00:10:42 I got to prove my soul.
00:10:42 You know, I don't think you can.
00:10:47 I can't.
00:10:49 Okay.
00:10:51 800 killer beeps.
00:10:55 So there you go.
00:10:56 So I'll just slow our way down
00:10:59 and see what happens.
00:11:02 Oh, really?
00:11:03 You do that? Yeah.
00:11:06 You've got the Internet and computers now.
00:11:12 But anyway, so anyway, the ASEAN's
00:11:15 most of the mystics believe
00:11:18 we're vibrate at a certain level.
00:11:21 But what I don't get is how you could change your vibration.
00:11:26 Did you do that?
00:11:30 Ping it.
00:11:30 What do you mean?
00:11:33 I mean,
00:11:35 I understand that the physics tells us we're all the wave function.
00:11:39 I get that certain vibrations are
00:11:44 that are healthier for us.
00:11:45 I know.
00:11:46 What was the.
00:11:47 The earth vibrating at eight
00:11:52 hertz or whatever it is.
00:11:55 And it sounds really low.
00:11:57 How would they know that?
00:11:59 Well, how would you know that?
00:12:01 I have no idea.
00:12:04 How do we know it now?
00:12:05 To compare?
00:12:08 I mean, could if I check what the earth is vibrating here, it may be different.
00:12:12 How it's vibrating it like the tip of Mount Everest, right?
00:12:15 I think they've measured it several thousand times and it keeps coming
00:12:19 within a fraction of eight, eight, eight.
00:12:23 So the number I heard, I don't know.
00:12:24 I don't know.
00:12:26 It's hard to hear.
00:12:26 Oh, I also chose my comment of the week.
00:12:29 The old guy with glasses has no idea what he's talking about.
00:12:33 It was my favorite. That was.
00:12:35 So we'll do we've got a comment section down three or five.
00:12:40 Yeah.
00:12:41 Yeah.
00:12:42 Someone else, as you pointed out,
00:12:44 someone else said 1.5 times two is not number.
00:12:48 It's not a mystery.
00:12:49 It's that a number is three.
00:12:51 But I think he said three.
00:12:54 I guess, you know, he just said that, right.
00:12:57 But he left.
00:12:59 The smart people figured, I know
00:13:03 if I didn't say integers
00:13:05 or or whole numbers,
00:13:08 I know I didn't say natural numbers, but in context,
00:13:14 anyone could have figured out that's what I was talking about.
00:13:17 And that wasn't the point of what I was saying.
00:13:20 Anyone.
00:13:21 But it is important to know that any integer
00:13:26 or number or natural number
00:13:29 multiplied by two is going to yield
00:13:34 and an even so.
00:13:36 And I think it's a great point.
00:13:38 Like so your point was that because we visually cannot possibly
00:13:42 ever visually prove infinity, right?
00:13:46 That it may be.
00:13:47 It may not be true or at least provable.
00:13:49 But he was saying that
00:13:52 there was apparently enough
00:13:54 that it's provable his he stopped long before you got to my point.
00:13:58 And it was and to be fair,
00:14:02 none of the comments usually have anything to do with the point.
00:14:05 Some of them will even complain about this.
00:14:07 And they're all and it's all about the short clips.
00:14:10 And a short clip is taken out of context.
00:14:13 And I may have said Integer just before the clip started.
00:14:16 We don't know you didn't.
00:14:18 If only there was a way to go back and listen.
00:14:21 It was assumed.
00:14:23 You know what happens when I think
00:14:25 it was seen in context to to assume I can't see Picard's head.
00:14:29 There's the captain's and I can't see my cap, the Marius.
00:14:33 We put hair on them.
00:14:36 Oh, no, the hair on Picard.
00:14:38 I must be hallucinating.
00:14:41 Little Germany
00:14:44 with the German uniform
00:14:47 area.
00:14:49 Okay.
00:14:50 I kind of draw comment.
00:14:53 Do you see Picard with hair?
00:14:55 Anyone else
00:14:57 is talking with me?
00:14:59 Are smart, doesn't have hair.
00:15:02 He does today.
00:15:03 Oh, it's a fold.
00:15:06 Oh, right.
00:15:07 That looks cardboard. Steady.
00:15:10 That cardboard save is sold.
00:15:12 I've had these captains.
00:15:14 Oh, I don't even know how many decades.
00:15:16 Countless decades.
00:15:20 Countless decades.
00:15:21 That's a lot of decades.
00:15:23 I mean, I can count on at least ten, and that's a century.
00:15:25 So what does that term mean?
00:15:27 Countless decades.
00:15:29 I disapprove of it.
00:15:32 Yeah, I'm sure you do.
00:15:34 We we chose to define the word
00:15:37 natural out of existence last week.
00:15:40 That was fun.
00:15:42 Anything that exists in nature
00:15:45 is natural.
00:15:46 Therefore, everything is natural.
00:15:48 I agree.
00:15:50 And by proxy, therefore, nothing is unnatural.
00:15:55 Greed.
00:15:57 What about the artificial strawberry flavoring in my Twizzlers?
00:16:01 Again, we're so
00:16:04 to to reiterate, I agree with you wholeheartedly.
00:16:08 100%.
00:16:08 But we our we we are wrong.
00:16:11 We are wrong.
00:16:13 We're just wrong by the definition and the root word,
00:16:15 nature and natural.
00:16:19 Yeah.
00:16:20 So, I mean, what we're just out of usefulness.
00:16:24 What strikes minor is the removal of man from nature.
00:16:28 I don't like that step, that fact.
00:16:30 I don't like that either.
00:16:31 Anything that man touches is artificial I don't like or anything that can be made
00:16:36 or skillfully changed or produced in a short amount of time is artificial,
00:16:40 but anything that takes a long time is natural.
00:16:42 That seems radical.
00:16:44 I've got prosthetic balls.
00:16:45 So are those natural?
00:16:47 Yes, because everything in weight.
00:16:50 Well, I'll just go. I'm going to start responding with a question.
00:16:52 Are your balls in nature?
00:16:54 Do they exist in nature?
00:16:55 Quote Robert De Niro, I've got nipples. Great.
00:16:58 Can you milk me? Can you can milk a man?
00:17:03 Okay.
00:17:05 Even without hormones, I think you can.
00:17:08 I never have, but I'm sure you can.
00:17:11 Yeah,
00:17:13 I know we can't do the Disney one.
00:17:15 I'm pretty sure we can't do the E 41.
00:17:19 Oh, I want to see the 41.
00:17:21 But I think my favorite mash up this week or any anyone or was
00:17:26 it was either Tom Sawyer or the Disney one.
00:17:29 So this is my favorite song of those is the 41.
00:17:34 Is it okay if I ask a question?
00:17:37 You did and it was okay?
00:17:39 Is it okay if I ask a question after this question? Yes.
00:17:44 Why did you choose Tom Sawyer instead of free will for the show?
00:17:49 Choices
00:17:51 I will choose for You will.
00:17:53 Oh, eventually it you even mentioned it
00:17:56 in the in the I called it Tom Sawyer.
00:18:00 Oh, you did?
00:18:01 Yeah, in the opening monologue.
00:18:03 That's not the song that comes from. It's called Free Will. Yeah.
00:18:06 As the music not expert, but as the more knowledgeable music person apparently.
00:18:11 Yes. That song is called Free Will.
00:18:14 Oh, see, he's wrong.
00:18:16 We don't have free will.
00:18:18 I thought I explained that.
00:18:20 Well, you can name your song. What?
00:18:21 You can name your song.
00:18:23 You know Gary Smart.
00:18:24 Tom Sawyer has nothing to do with Tom Sawyer.
00:18:27 I don't even like Rush.
00:18:29 You know how I feel about getting late.
00:18:30 Tom Sawyer doesn't have anything to do with Tom Sawyer, but.
00:18:34 Oh, I see.
00:18:35 I thought it was about free will.
00:18:37 Well, that's the song Free will.
00:18:39 Oh, no, I won't do that.
00:18:43 That's okay, Story.
00:18:44 I can mash up Free will a couple of years ago.
00:18:47 Please do. A couple of years ago.
00:18:49 Well, me and eight or nine buddies would drove to city for disc
00:18:54 golf and I had my disc bag there.
00:18:58 But I was shopping for a new driver,
00:19:03 a buddy, Nate, hippie Nate shout out.
00:19:07 He's chasing the eclipse today,
00:19:08 and it changed me straight up
00:19:13 this orange disc now easy and I have a deal.
00:19:17 Any time we find or gain a disc of in any way,
00:19:22 he gets the orange ones and I get the balance.
00:19:25 So, I mean, I get the I get the sweet deal out of this, but
00:19:28 I got an orange disc, so it immediately, once it hit, my hand became easy.
00:19:34 And I got to the first tip had it flipped City First time
00:19:37 I've ever played the course and didn't know what this guy was throwing.
00:19:43 And instead of choosing one of the ones in my desk,
00:19:47 I decided just to throw this unknown as the thing
00:19:51 hole in one first throw the new disc that I didn't even know the the the mole.
00:19:58 True story.
00:19:58 There was my eighth or ninth.
00:20:00 They said it was my most recent.
00:20:02 It was a year and a half ago.
00:20:06 Yeah.
00:20:08 Yeah.
00:20:10 Was that a good story?
00:20:14 It was a story.
00:20:16 It was a true story.
00:20:18 Is it the disc captains?
00:20:20 Is it the picture you sent? No.
00:20:25 That was a different orange disc.
00:20:28 It was thrown by Tom, who was at the event.
00:20:31 Roll the cliff, Brady.
00:20:33 I have no clip or roll of actual Brady.
00:20:38 I can't at I can't on YouTube.
00:20:41 Oh, you can't.
00:20:42 All right, roll the draw. Draw.
00:20:45 I can do it.
00:20:46 Does Gary have a clip? No. Right back.
00:20:49 I have to go find a new jabber.
00:20:53 Did Gary walk away?
00:20:54 Yeah.
00:20:55 Yeah.
00:21:00 Is it just Brady and draw now? No,
00:21:03 no, because Gary still there.
00:21:05 Is Gary still there, but barely there.
00:21:08 Yeah. And you only go Yep, nope, yep.
00:21:11 Or can you go. Yep. Yeah.
00:21:12 By choice.
00:21:16 Everybody.
00:21:20 What?
00:21:24 We have choices now.
00:21:26 Everybody has choices.
00:21:28 Yeah, yeah.
00:21:32 So you guys doing
00:21:34 the podcast, we're talking about comments about
00:21:39 and we choose not to do anything
00:21:42 because it doesn't matter.
00:21:43 According to Gary,
00:21:45 it does too matter. No.
00:21:49 What's the point?
00:21:50 I thought we thought it was kind of weird.
00:21:52 The I think he's off screen yelling.
00:21:55 I think he's pissed him.
00:21:56 I can hear him pissed off.
00:21:57 It's kind of weird
00:21:57 how the cologne you got a dirt bar and you could press in the barn.
00:22:01 In the barn?
00:22:03 Well, it was kind of weird, the whole finding religion
00:22:06 that Gary said that he he chose a religion and then chose another.
00:22:09 Like, I don't. I don't.
00:22:11 It sounds very weird for anyone to say I was seeking the truth.
00:22:17 I never thought a religion, a religion never really sought me.
00:22:21 I was raised a certain way, but I kind of the whole time like this
00:22:25 kind of thought my own thing.
00:22:27 Yeah.
00:22:28 I need affirmation from any any group to say I'm part of this or part of that.
00:22:32 And I would think that you would be that same way. But it's weird.
00:22:34 Weird for you to say that you were looking for Unitarians are non theistic.
00:22:39 It's more of a tradition
00:22:43 or a community really.
00:22:48 I mean, you know,
00:22:49 they say everybody has a choice.
00:22:53 Yeah.
00:22:54 Some people should not be responsible for their own choices.
00:22:57 Maybe one should just call me and ask me what I think.
00:23:02 That's what the government will tell you.
00:23:05 Well, maybe that guy was right.
00:23:09 The old guy with glasses has no idea what he's talking about.
00:23:12 But and I realize he was on a short and my disclaimer wasn't
00:23:16 part of the short, but I've said on many occasions
00:23:18 that I have no idea what I'm talking about.
00:23:20 So in all fairness, we know that
00:23:26 we do.
00:23:27 Yeah, I just I this is my soapbox.
00:23:31 I get up here and I yell at you people.
00:23:34 Most of you guys, I like yelling at you guys
00:23:38 now. I do.
00:23:38 I did set up a debate.
00:23:40 I'm going to have my first slider.
00:23:42 It's formal debate,
00:23:44 debating a kid here in town, a local kid and
00:23:49 change.
00:23:50 Yes, everyone's a kid to me.
00:23:53 I'm an old man.
00:23:54 You know what you sound like?
00:23:56 It's a six year old.
00:23:57 It's an even playing field like the
00:24:00 Cramer and beat up the little kids and Karate and Steinfeld.
00:24:03 Yeah. Yeah.
00:24:05 This is the same again.
00:24:07 It's going to be unfair because I'm also right.
00:24:10 The debate topic is a Cartesian dualism
00:24:14 and I'm anti his pro and I'm right and he's wrong.
00:24:19 So I'm going to win because I'm right.
00:24:24 You say Cartesian dualism,
00:24:28 Cartesian dualism here, Let's do it that up.
00:24:30 You know,
00:24:34 body mind, body mind dualism.
00:24:37 Where do they say Kerry's trying to pull up?
00:24:38 Are you smarter than if I was Rene Descartes or
00:24:45 he's in fourth grade now.
00:24:51 I'll hear it.
00:24:51 Click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click.
00:24:53 Yeah, Shit.
00:24:55 I want to know what it says.
00:24:58 Am I right?
00:25:00 But I want to kind of flip it.
00:25:01 I want to give him a chance because I want to give him at least a fighter's chance.
00:25:05 And the best way to win a debate is get the last word.
00:25:08 Then you kind of like have the audience's attention.
00:25:11 The last good.
00:25:13 You know, he had to rebut everything that's been said
00:25:17 and you get the last word, basically.
00:25:20 And the only way to do that is if I change the topic
00:25:24 to instead of Cartesian dualism pro versus con,
00:25:30 my stance would be
00:25:32 body mind.
00:25:33 Dualism is just wishful thinking
00:25:36 or merely wishful thinking.
00:25:44 Everybody's got choices.
00:25:50 What are we looking at?
00:25:53 Whatever he whatever he just
00:25:54 said, Body mind dualism, pick for my body.
00:25:57 The picture is all I can find.
00:25:59 I couldn't find what representation of what, what, who you were saying?
00:26:04 Rene Descartes.
00:26:08 Look up.
00:26:09 Rene Descartes.
00:26:10 Here it is. It's
00:26:12 no meditation.
00:26:14 Cartesian dualism.
00:26:16 Here it is.
00:26:18 Rene I won't listen to no women.
00:26:20 Substance Dualism argues that there are two kinds of foundations
00:26:24 mental and physical.
00:26:25 Yeah, well, clearly there's clearly there's mental and physical,
00:26:29 or you could say tangible and intangible.
00:26:35 Oh, it's very hard.
00:26:37 Dude, Are you saying that?
00:26:38 Are you saying the kid's going to win?
00:26:40 It's pretty hard to prove the intangible, though, right?
00:26:45 Rene's a dude,
00:26:47 dude.
00:26:48 French dude.
00:26:48 Oh, most likely, Yeah.
00:26:51 When they gave him a girl name to toughen them up.
00:26:55 Yeah.
00:26:56 Evidence recently.
00:26:58 Just so you know, only recently.
00:26:59 Toys, names, all those clothes only recently.
00:27:03 And I mean, only like, the last 40 to 80 years have all these things even
00:27:06 included gender in any way?
00:27:09 Before clothes were clothes.
00:27:11 They're just clothes.
00:27:12 They had one section.
00:27:13 It was kids toys were toys.
00:27:16 It was Do that fucking it.
00:27:17 Boys and kids.
00:27:19 Figure it out.
00:27:23 Why not?
00:27:24 So let me show you one section. It's called shoes.
00:27:27 Otherwise we might attract the wrong kind of customer.
00:27:31 I just want.
00:27:32 I mean, to even be aware that.
00:27:34 Where are the children?
00:27:36 We are all right here,
00:27:39 let's say.
00:27:39 Yeah, they should remove those signs from below.
00:27:41 It appeases child molesters too much.
00:27:43 They walk into the building, they're like, That's my fucking halo right there.
00:27:47 I thought we were referring to them as maps.
00:27:50 We are not.
00:27:52 I mean, no, we're not. We're not.
00:27:55 We can refer to them as whatever we want,
00:27:57 because actually I don't.
00:28:00 I don't like children
00:28:03 and that
00:28:04 and that's why I didn't have
00:28:08 I didn't I didn't have children of my own.
00:28:10 But now that I'm grandparent age,
00:28:13 I'm thinking about picking up some grandkids this day.
00:28:15 Now that you're a grandparent, I was like, wait a minute.
00:28:18 Okay, how did you. It's real easy.
00:28:21 All I have to do is
00:28:24 drive up to an elementary school, open up the door.
00:28:26 I think you'll end up with a couple of grandkids.
00:28:32 Well,
00:28:34 hold on one minute.
00:28:36 That's right.
00:28:38 It's not legitimate.
00:28:40 They would not be legitimate.
00:28:42 That's the exact term you're looking for.
00:28:44 Okay. All right.
00:28:46 I'll try something else.
00:28:49 They wouldn't count.
00:28:50 I mean, you can take the children and pretend you're their grandparent.
00:28:53 I mean, you can identify as whatever you want.
00:28:55 You can identify as grandparent, you can copy.
00:28:57 Did he apparently he's trafficking some children in.
00:29:00 Okay. Yeah, we got to get to that.
00:29:01 That's breaking news right there.
00:29:05 How this just in.
00:29:10 Oh, my God. I just got salt, man.
00:29:11 I get all of my news from this podcast,
00:29:14 and since I deliver it, I should probably know
00:29:16 what I'm talking about before we do the breaking news thing.
00:29:19 What's going on with PD?
00:29:20 Well, this house is have been raided.
00:29:22 No kidding.
00:29:23 I'm outraged all day now.
00:29:26 I just said both his house is like he only has two houses and I know everything.
00:29:29 Let me rephrase that.
00:29:30 Two houses connected to his name,
00:29:33 one in one and Alison one in Miami have been raided
00:29:35 by a department that I didn't even know existed, called HHS.
00:29:39 I never heard of
00:29:41 the Homeland Security Investigations. Ooh.
00:29:45 Do you think he's really thought that someone forcefully penetrated his house?
00:29:50 I think.
00:29:52 Please, George, don't say that.
00:29:54 But would be two crimes.
00:29:57 You know, I.
00:29:58 I think rich people actually
00:30:02 reported it.
00:30:03 Hey, you know, they say variety so choices.
00:30:08 But you look at a million choices
00:30:10 and you get analysis paralysis and you can't even make up your mind.
00:30:15 I've got a wife that flipped a coin on me.
00:30:17 Yes. No,
00:30:19 I think a lot of people struggle with making choices.
00:30:23 People people have so many options.
00:30:27 But yeah, they end up wandering down this
00:30:31 this meandering road to just oblivion.
00:30:38 Forget what I'm going to say.
00:30:40 No, no.
00:30:41 The old guy with the glasses has no idea what he's talking about.
00:30:45 Then why do you look like that?
00:30:48 I look well.
00:30:48 Why do I look like that? Yeah.
00:30:52 I'm a hideous monster Now that I was the monster.
00:30:56 Now, don't.
00:30:56 You can't take credit for that.
00:30:58 No, I was the guy with glasses.
00:31:01 Even though you're there and you have the monster.
00:31:06 Okay?
00:31:06 You're the old man that doesn't know what he's talking about.
00:31:08 Let's be clear.
00:31:10 I love you. One man.
00:31:12 I love every comment.
00:31:14 But if it's ripping on me, I like it even more.
00:31:17 Well, do they?
00:31:17 Oh, I hope you all understand that the comments are so appreciated.
00:31:21 The only reason we put the clips up is to stimulate conversation.
00:31:24 Yeah. Yeah, like.
00:31:26 Like it's some kind of dig.
00:31:28 Yeah. No, no, no, it's not. I love it.
00:31:30 We win.
00:31:32 Plus, you might even help us improve.
00:31:33 Who knows? Everybody wins, right?
00:31:35 Yeah, Maybe it'll improve the way I look.
00:31:39 You can get work done.
00:31:41 Yeah.
00:31:41 No, no, I mean, I could, but I'm not great at the great thing.
00:31:46 You can choose to grow old or you can choose to become a monster.
00:31:51 Go figure.
00:31:51 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm monster. Fine.
00:31:54 No, no, no.
00:31:55 Just become an old.
00:31:56 It's not monster fighting when you start, like,
00:31:58 pulling shit back and tucking things
00:31:59 and cutting something from here and putting it here.
00:32:02 Oh, yeah.
00:32:03 Injecting frickin poison.
00:32:04 What is that shit they inject to make your face?
00:32:06 All right.
00:32:08 Oh, yeah.
00:32:08 Well, last time we were talking about, you know, if you had perfect
00:32:12 symmetry, like, like toxin or some shit.
00:32:15 Sorry, Gary, I don't know what it is. You know, that's all.
00:32:17 We talk over each other all the time. Yeah, but I'm trying.
00:32:20 We need to take big chunks, give our opportunity to
00:32:23 talk in a very low manner.
00:32:26 We all have our chance to talk.
00:32:28 Otherwise, that's why we talk so fast.
00:32:30 You kind to get broke?
00:32:32 Yeah.
00:32:34 There's nothing really good.
00:32:37 But then your 20 minute monologue is over in 8 minutes.
00:32:40 Yeah. Yeah, it really was.
00:32:42 You're saving people from playing it on one point.
00:32:44 What do you watch?
00:32:44 And I 1.2511.5 is too fast sounding. Right.
00:32:47 It sounds like chipmunk, right? Oh.
00:32:50 Oh, good demo you access.
00:32:53 Um, you know, I didn't know there was one clip
00:32:56 where daughter almost falls backwards out of his chair
00:32:59 and I thought he was commenting on something I was saying
00:33:02 live, like at the time, but watching it back, it's hilarious.
00:33:06 He really almost falls backwards like, Oh,
00:33:10 you got a time stamp on that?
00:33:12 No, it's a clip.
00:33:14 It's one of the recent clips, but
00:33:17 it's a short,
00:33:20 even greener, greener on green lettering or any short.
00:33:23 You hear the words that are coming out of your mouth.
00:33:25 It is a short.
00:33:28 So is it a short?
00:33:30 Yeah. Yeah.
00:33:32 So it's a short.
00:33:34 No. What are you trying to say?
00:33:36 Just say it, man. Fuck it. It's.
00:33:39 It's almost warm enough out here for shorts,
00:33:42 but it's not warm enough out here for a short.
00:33:46 The whole idea of with a short.
00:33:48 Do you own shorts?
00:33:51 I think.
00:33:52 Yeah.
00:33:54 Well, under drawers.
00:33:56 Under drawers.
00:33:57 No, those are over drawers.
00:33:58 Your under drawers you wear under shorts.
00:34:00 Under drawers.
00:34:01 Oh jeez. Re overdrawn.
00:34:04 Yeah. Over drawers. Right.
00:34:06 I mean throw and drawer with as over applecart.
00:34:10 It was the drawer that was the problem.
00:34:13 Whatever was in the drawer almost went overdraw.
00:34:16 Do you remember. We always had a contention.
00:34:21 I've always had a contention
00:34:22 with the apple cart saying what does that, what does that entail?
00:34:26 It's the apple cart.
00:34:28 I really don't want the apple cart be over the ass.
00:34:31 Wouldn't they know that?
00:34:33 Right? Yeah, when you run yourself over.
00:34:36 But that's what I like.
00:34:37 Hardcore braking situation. That's why it's so bad.
00:34:40 I kind of I kind of equated it to the French phrase
00:34:44 a pear in the peach
00:34:47 means you fall on your apples.
00:34:49 But that's just because pear is another word for punch.
00:34:53 And peach is another word for face and French and fall on your apples
00:34:58 is fall in your ass.
00:35:01 Yeah.
00:35:01 No, we live in America, so I don't know why you're bringing up French bullshit.
00:35:04 Well, my first French word came from Michel, My bell from the Beatles.
00:35:10 And it was
00:35:13 from LA.
00:35:14 Which means together, you know, like IKEA.
00:35:18 You got to put it all together yourself
00:35:25 so we can talk.
00:35:28 That's what IKEA started.
00:35:29 No, that's when the Passover apple cart started.
00:35:33 Oh, no kidding.
00:35:36 Okay.
00:35:38 What?
00:35:43 Like my chewing just on the Mount Rushmore of people?
00:35:45 I said Archimedes, Newton,
00:35:48 Einstein, and Flash.
00:35:54 I put myself in a list
00:35:55 with Descartes and Newton and
00:35:59 nothing wrong.
00:36:00 You you just tickle in that.
00:36:01 Well, that's more
00:36:03 I if you don't put yourself into a mount
00:36:06 Rushmore of people, you're doing it wrong.
00:36:10 But one thing about Mount Rushmore is they are not ranked one through four.
00:36:15 It is just over the top four, four.
00:36:18 They're not ranked.
00:36:19 It's just for Mount Rushmore of choices.
00:36:21 Would that be your choices?
00:36:23 No. I chose the people on the Mount Rushmore.
00:36:25 Every Mount Rushmore is a choice.
00:36:27 The series of choices
00:36:30 is one of my Mount Rushmore of choices.
00:36:33 Is a mount Rushmore in life.
00:36:35 Let's let's be deep here.
00:36:37 Is there a mount Rushmore choices? Who you make?
00:36:39 Yeah, yeah.
00:36:39 You choose your wife, You choose your career
00:36:42 and you choose your house where you choose your Mount Rushmore. So.
00:36:49 So. So that's for right
00:36:51 WOMAN Probably Job Rushmore.
00:36:54 Abortion would be added to that, right?
00:36:57 Well, our children have children.
00:37:00 No, no. The choice. You know, the. What are they?
00:37:02 I forget what they say. Oh, pro choice. I get it.
00:37:05 Okay.
00:37:09 Gun choices.
00:37:12 You're not anti-gun.
00:37:14 I am. I am.
00:37:16 All right, show's over.
00:37:17 Okay, Bye.
00:37:20 So let's get into that.
00:37:21 What does that mean? You're anti-gun.
00:37:23 So if you were about to die, you would rather it's them you would want chances.
00:37:29 No, no, no.
00:37:29 You hating gun.
00:37:30 That's like saying I hate evil or, I mean, it's too general and vague.
00:37:34 We need to dive into that right now.
00:37:36 Why do you hate puppies?
00:37:38 I don't know.
00:37:39 Because there is never a situation in which more introducing more guns
00:37:44 makes it safer.
00:37:45 A lot of people argue that it does.
00:37:47 It does not, cannot, will not.
00:37:49 There's not as as a situation there's not a situation that exists
00:37:53 currently that introducing less guns makes it safer either.
00:37:59 But crap, I can give you an anecdotal reason, right?
00:38:02 Father's war or battlefield.
00:38:04 If there were zero guns, it would be a lot safer.
00:38:06 Yeah, but that's okay.
00:38:08 You're saying go back in time. We can't do that.
00:38:10 How many battlefields do you been in?
00:38:11 There are battlefields currently. Let's take an anecdote.
00:38:14 You guys are right now.
00:38:15 You can't take away guns.
00:38:16 So the only solution you crave right now,
00:38:20 if you take away all the guns, guns still exists.
00:38:22 There's still guns out there.
00:38:24 You said there's never will be guns.
00:38:26 Guns still exist.
00:38:27 Yeah.
00:38:28 I thought in this hypothetical I could do magic.
00:38:31 I don't know.
00:38:31 Are drugs illegal? You ever done drugs before? Never
00:38:35 heard of today.
00:38:37 Yeah. No Shout at the mama.
00:38:39 Fly a German, shout it out. And quite a long time.
00:38:42 We should do that every every Fletch flashcards.
00:38:47 If you're
00:38:49 connect me, go ahead.
00:38:51 Step down a little bit.
00:38:52 If you're in a parking lot and you're getting out your car
00:38:56 and somebody wants to test
00:38:59 it, give me all your money.
00:39:00 Get back in the car. I'm going to drive it to your house.
00:39:02 I'm going to bone you up.
00:39:03 I'm going to kill you all your family.
00:39:04 I'm gonna do it slowly.
00:39:06 If you had a gun, at least you'd have a fighting chance.
00:39:09 So that's at least one hypothetical situation where another gun
00:39:13 might actually be better than no guns or one gun.
00:39:17 That is the exact situation I'm talking about.
00:39:19 And you're wrong.
00:39:20 We'll explain yourself, please.
00:39:22 How how would you be better off without a gun?
00:39:24 And they don't always think I'm going to Jackie Chan his ass.
00:39:27 Truth is, I've been robbed at gunpoint, and
00:39:30 I was the most cooperative hostage ever since.
00:39:33 You dive into the potato chips deck, stand behind it.
00:39:37 Okay. Another
00:39:39 shopping cart.
00:39:40 It was great.
00:39:41 Another hypothetical. Hypothetical. Okay.
00:39:44 All right.
00:39:44 All right.
00:39:45 I'm so wound up so if you were were
00:39:48 you in a truck when you were held at gunpoint or in a car
00:39:52 going to know you're sorry, you tell the story, which you are
00:39:56 doing two options because I was inside a store, inside a store.
00:40:00 And the store the store is being robbed.
00:40:03 Now, this is just a hypothetical.
00:40:04 If there was another gun.
00:40:06 Okay.
00:40:07 No, I'm adding to your story, adding a hypothetical.
00:40:09 If there was another gun, which is my argument
00:40:11 because I'm so against what you said, that another gun will never
00:40:13 and I'm saying I agree with you that a gun might make it worse, but
00:40:17 it might make it better. Here's an example.
00:40:20 If you were in that store, you said your store and you had a holster.
00:40:24 Nine millimeter. Yep.
00:40:26 Do you think that he may have not fuck with you less than he did?
00:40:33 I think I'm being very vague in general on purpose because I just.
00:40:36 You think there's any chance
00:40:37 that he may have just passed you by when he saw that gun on your hip?
00:40:42 No. The Russian is store with it with ski masks out.
00:40:45 And there were two of them.
00:40:50 Do you think that they would have maybe second guessed if they would have
00:40:53 maybe thought that everybody in the store would have been packin?
00:40:57 Oh, yeah, absolutely.
00:40:58 I would have had that scenario apparently turned into a deterrent.
00:41:04 So the way to to ensure peace is to prepare for war.
00:41:08 My only established argument there was to prove to you
00:41:11 that there may come a situation where another gun may be better.
00:41:15 That was a better one.
00:41:17 Little baby step first. Yeah.
00:41:20 No, no.
00:41:20 All the all the anti-gun people want to want to have all their stance
00:41:25 begin with a world where there are no guns.
00:41:26 Yeah, and that doesn't mean it doesn't happen.
00:41:28 So we have we have a world with guns, so we have to work with that.
00:41:32 We can. Here's the thing is no fear.
00:41:34 Fear would still exist if I could clap my hands and every gun would disappear.
00:41:38 Somebody would use a sticker
00:41:39 or a knife to to walk in that store with a ski mask and a stick and a knife.
00:41:43 They would find something else to
00:41:46 take, any knife they would for something that doesn't work.
00:41:50 Well, the one thing that I will try to rob someone is if
00:41:53 there is a smaller person or a woman and there's a man attacking them.
00:41:57 I'm not I'm not saying that it's easy person, but a gun.
00:42:01 They literally call it the equalizer for a reason.
00:42:04 Yeah.
00:42:05 I like the desert Eagle Point fight, whatever it is.
00:42:09 Yeah, the Desert Eagle has always been one of my favorite guns.
00:42:11 I'm going to own one eventually, but I'm just going to.
00:42:13 I want to just pretend now I'm talking like an enthusiast.
00:42:17 Does the whole thing go?
00:42:18 Look, I'm allowed to like a gun and be a gun against guns at the same time.
00:42:22 That's a that would be paradox. So.
00:42:25 Oh, legal.
00:42:26 So, you know, Gary, he's full. The paradox.
00:42:28 Oh, yeah.
00:42:30 Oh, yeah.
00:42:31 So I'm just
00:42:33 making choices, not eating.
00:42:36 I'm all.
00:42:36 I mean, everybody's got them, or so I've heard.
00:42:39 I know we got to play that, you know.
00:42:41 You know what?
00:42:42 Let's let's get out to YouTube and get this show started.
00:42:46 No, I really like I'll get off the YouTube take.
00:42:49 It's like you're steering the show.
00:42:50 We're like, yeah, one.
00:42:53 Yeah, we were not going to do on these, but I love I love that you're doing it
00:42:57 no longer.
00:42:58 Yeah, I like that you're taking charge, but fuck you.
00:43:01 Good.
00:43:01 No, no, I like, I like the feedback for.
00:43:05 Yeah, it's, it's just a it's just a bad look.
00:43:08 They'll like the time.
00:43:10 You know
00:43:12 how my best friend asked for the link, so she might be watching today?
00:43:16 No, my wife.
00:43:18 Oh, hold on.
00:43:20 There's women here.
00:43:21 Yeah, in the hospital.
00:43:23 A woman.
00:43:24 And I don't listen to women yelling.
00:43:25 I tell them to shut up.
00:43:27 I do that to
00:43:30 dear Fudgy.
00:43:33 I love the pledge segment.
00:43:38 Dear Flood, you, my wife and I are expecting their second child.
00:43:42 We are facing a moral decision based on choosing his name already.
00:43:47 Gender assigning the baby.
00:43:48 I'm so glad you said name instead of gender.
00:43:51 Yeah, Yeah, because it's gender.
00:43:55 Didn't you think that what he was going to say?
00:43:56 I was terrified.
00:43:58 Yeah. My wife.
00:43:59 We already have to choose the gender right?
00:44:04 By choice.
00:44:06 My wife's cousin, sadly, had a late term miscarriage two years ago.
00:44:10 The name they were going to give their baby is coincidentally
00:44:13 the same first in middle name that we had have chosen for our child.
00:44:18 Coincidentally, we have a good combination here for
00:44:24 we have wanted this combination of first and middle names.
00:44:26 I like how they
00:44:28 point that out twice. It's very specific.
00:44:30 The first and middle names for years, well before her cousin had her misfortune.
00:44:35 In our case, the middle name is in honor of my wife's father.
00:44:39 First name is just one we always liked.
00:44:42 And frankly, we cannot think of any other names we like more.
00:44:46 Is it immoral or even unkind to name our child the same as her cousin's child?
00:44:51 Should we consider a different name to avoid causing them pain?
00:44:55 Signed Respectful in Hawaii?
00:44:58 Yes. I mean.
00:45:01 Sorry. Respectful. Yeah. Yeah.
00:45:03 It's disrespectful.
00:45:05 You can't do that.
00:45:06 You have to change names now.
00:45:09 Sorry. That's the way it is.
00:45:12 That's simply the way it is. And. And names.
00:45:14 Names are important
00:45:16 people.
00:45:17 So boring goes of the Amish.
00:45:20 There's an important decision. Or
00:45:23 are you going to assign that much like,
00:45:25 like a value to the miscarriage.
00:45:29 Yeah.
00:45:31 Yeah, I am I missed the name.
00:45:34 So you would have been an abortion in a Democratic state.
00:45:37 I mean,
00:45:38 so it didn't even exist technically, which is a clump of cells.
00:45:42 The three cells.
00:45:44 Look, with the names.
00:45:46 I'm sorry you named your clump of cells.
00:45:49 Our our actual baby's name, you know, I'm sorry.
00:45:52 You see it in your just name.
00:45:54 Not one name is fine if the name is so many more available.
00:45:59 I'm sorry, but I know your name is really.
00:46:02 Although let them name whatever they want.
00:46:04 Even the same name.
00:46:05 I mean.
00:46:06 Plus, if there isn't actually even a baby, you said then
00:46:09 they have my brothers, Gary and Gary.
00:46:12 No. Show me the birth certificate.
00:46:14 That's what I would say.
00:46:16 I always thought it was weird that I have two cousins that are first.
00:46:19 They're both each other, second cousins, and they are both named Michael.
00:46:24 One of them is now dead.
00:46:25 Michael So another now, but
00:46:28 right.
00:46:28 Yeah, we were thinking, where would you go?
00:46:31 My sister named her kid that I'm going to name my kid.
00:46:33 That too.
00:46:34 Yeah, for my brother's name.
00:46:37 Michael.
00:46:37 Such a common name in it.
00:46:39 In the end, I think the most common male name in North America.
00:46:44 I'm not sure that.
00:46:45 That Bible's a motherfucker, you know?
00:46:48 Yeah, Yeah.
00:46:50 In the Italian community, there's only, like, three names for the kids.
00:46:53 It's either Tony, Tony, Lawrence or Sal.
00:46:57 Yeah.
00:46:58 And you go, Then you got all three.
00:47:02 You kind of kind of run out of
00:47:05 money.
00:47:06 Now, do you also consider Antonio?
00:47:09 Well, right.
00:47:09 Is Tony Antonio also Tony or is it Anthony.
00:47:12 Tony All the Centineo My side, my side of the family.
00:47:16 That's Italian pick Laurence.
00:47:19 So somewhere, somewhere in your name, you have to you don't have to.
00:47:22 But as an honor to whoever started it, you're
00:47:25 supposed to have Laurence somewhere.
00:47:26 But then the problem is, when we have family reunions,
00:47:29 let me go through just a couple that I remember. There's
00:47:32 little Lawrence Larry, little
00:47:34 Larry Alda, you know, like, oh, my God, look,
00:47:38 all these creative freakin ways to tell, you know, because there's literally 18.
00:47:43 Lawrence is all in the same room of the different generations.
00:47:48 Yeah, that's my one of the reasons why I am.
00:47:51 BRADY Yeah,
00:47:55 I'm Gary.
00:47:57 Okay.
00:47:58 That's how we started the show.
00:48:00 They did name it right on the border.
00:48:02 Disclaimer You No, we got deer flooding.
00:48:05 Oh, crap.
00:48:06 I got to sit down and maybe,
00:48:10 maybe we'll save what I've got three.
00:48:12 Maybe we'll save one for. Yeah.
00:48:14 Oh, I love, enjoy for save the maps.
00:48:16 One for rumble.
00:48:18 Yeah. Deer flag.
00:48:19 I can't help my.
00:48:21 I'm a kindergarten teacher and I never write.
00:48:25 It's like, really?
00:48:26 You know?
00:48:27 Yeah. The deer fladge.
00:48:28 I'm a kindergarten teacher,
00:48:29 and I've been suffering from a really irresistible urge.
00:48:32 And all the kids are starting to look irresistible to me.
00:48:35 Should I keep my job?
00:48:37 Oh, sure.
00:48:39 As long as you haven't acted on it, you're fine.
00:48:41 You're protected class, dear.
00:48:42 No, Just know everybody has a choice.
00:48:48 There's a there's a new letter after this. Deer flag.
00:48:50 Remind me. There's a new letter.
00:48:51 They want to add in a new type of person.
00:48:53 I can't wait to share.
00:48:55 Oh, choices,
00:48:58 dear flag.
00:48:59 I am the father of an adult son.
00:49:03 Kirk,
00:49:05 who is in a relationship with a young girl who has a young child.
00:49:10 Neither is well-educated, but they both have decent jobs.
00:49:14 Kirk has a teenage daughter who is getting ready for college in another state.
00:49:17 They are close, although I'm sure to what degree he's
00:49:21 but I'm not sure to what degree he supports her financially.
00:49:24 I've saved some money for her college, but he has not.
00:49:27 Kirk never married her mom.
00:49:29 My concern had been that my son, his girlfriend,
00:49:32 might be trying to have a baby when he told me when he took.
00:49:37 My concern is that my son, his girlfriend, might be trying to have a baby.
00:49:40 When he told me she is pregnant, I was beyond livid
00:49:45 and let him know, okay, I think this guy's
00:49:48 just a dipshit,
00:49:51 which we really know as being.
00:49:53 My concern is that when my son is girlfriend might be trying to have a baby.
00:49:57 When he told me she is pregnant, I was barely
00:50:01 let him know what a mistake this was.
00:50:03 I told Kirk he owes her, nor does she.
00:50:08 He owes her nothing, nor does she.
00:50:10 And asked what that baby has to look forward to.
00:50:14 His girlfriend receives no support from her child's father.
00:50:18 My son has now stopped talking to me.
00:50:21 Is this my fault?
00:50:22 I spoke what I believe was in the best interests of all parties
00:50:25 involved financially and morally Makes sense.
00:50:28 Signed sees a mistake in Florida.
00:50:32 Oh, thank you.
00:50:33 See the state?
00:50:34 And when he told me she is pregnant, that's like a total
00:50:38 word for your Florida accent is perfect.
00:50:41 Is spot on.
00:50:43 The heart finally matches the voice?
00:50:45 Yeah, you really nailed it.
00:50:47 It was like you got in character and it was.
00:50:50 Yeah, it was really good.
00:50:52 Matter of fact, I didn't even pay attention to the story.
00:50:54 I was just listening to the.
00:50:55 The soothing tones of your
00:50:59 in-character accent.
00:51:01 What was this question?
00:51:06 No, it sounds like the director was the responsible one.
00:51:10 And of course, it's going to sound like that they wrote it.
00:51:14 The the father is just concerned of the
00:51:17 son and daughter having the deadbeat John the third party.
00:51:22 Yeah, pretty much.
00:51:23 And now was like he Yeah he's like I I'm kind of concern about the son
00:51:28 don't talk to him so can do no more
00:51:31 My son helped me No more.
00:51:34 Oh well once your
00:51:37 problem
00:51:40 concern ain't talking to me.
00:51:41 No, no, that was more of a flop. We'll go to the third one already.
00:51:44 Okay.
00:51:45 Oh, shit.
00:51:45 This is the same one fucking.
00:51:46 I will pause until later.
00:51:48 All right.
00:51:49 Roll thingamajig.
00:51:52 Dear Abby.
00:51:55 That's me. Your.
00:51:56 You all right?
00:51:58 I got to tell you,
00:52:01 you're flattered you shared some information
00:52:03 with my grandson about his mother that I shouldn't have.
00:52:06 He repeated it to her during an argument, and now she's angry with me.
00:52:10 Yeah, I apologize, but it has not been acknowledged or accepted.
00:52:15 I hope they tell us what it is.
00:52:16 Our relationship has always been tenuous and frankly, it's not a big deal for me.
00:52:22 She will get over it, but she's enjoying holding it over my head and letting
00:52:26 and being the victim.
00:52:28 They're moving into a beautiful house this weekend.
00:52:30 My son told me he can't wait for me to see it and he's sure
00:52:34 it won't be long before I'm allowed to come out and visit.
00:52:39 What would you do?
00:52:40 I'm thinking of buying and I'm thinking of buying an olive tree.
00:52:45 They're in style, and it would be my way of extending an olive branch.
00:52:49 Oh, God, that was a
00:52:51 fucking women.
00:52:52 I will take it over when I know how symbolic.
00:52:55 Jonathan. What? I really.
00:52:57 That is not a good idea.
00:53:00 Signed Big mouth in Oklahoma.
00:53:04 All right, big mouth. What would I do?
00:53:07 Masturbate on the couch?
00:53:14 The about.
00:53:20 I can.
00:53:21 I can't find out
00:53:25 like I found out.
00:53:28 I think I.
00:53:30 I don't remember.
00:53:32 I don't know a lot of
00:53:36 girls what you can me
00:53:39 I want
00:53:40 to get a girl
00:53:50 with a
00:53:53 only a different kind of only talking to talk about your profession
00:54:01 like a lot.
00:54:05 Like I don't think if I look back on
00:54:12 like I think that people want to do,
00:54:15 I feel I'm
00:54:18 going to from
00:54:22 bye bye YouTube.
00:54:26 All right.
00:54:27 That's a real show.
00:54:28 The real life look, you had steady choices.
00:54:32 Everybody got choices.
00:54:34 Yeah.
00:54:35 Yep, yep.
00:54:41 I've still got the green left over.
00:54:44 Yeah,
00:54:47 I put this over here again.
00:54:48 Hopefully it doesn't lock up everything.
00:54:53 All right, buddy?
00:54:55 All right, buddy.
00:54:58 Don't bring up that guy.
00:55:00 I am going to commit a great crime.
00:55:02 I'm going to bust not in water tower.
00:55:05 Make me play that, okay?
00:55:07 The audio of the birth.
00:55:11 Okay, so we're just
00:55:12 on Rumble exclusively now.
00:55:15 We are no holds barred. Yup.
00:55:17 No, no.
00:55:21 Between YouTube and Rumble, I mean everybody choice
00:55:25 but I think rumbles the right now the superior when it comes to
00:55:30 open idea content yeah yeah All right
00:55:36 YouTube tends to shut everything down
00:55:39 they don't like they don't like controversy. No.
00:55:46 Oh, I like this.
00:55:49 Well oh, I'm.
00:55:51 I'm kind of disappointed that they didn't use the.
00:55:53 See, you.
00:55:56 Oh, yeah, that.
00:55:57 Look at that.
00:55:57 We got nudity already.
00:55:59 It says, Oh, wow, look at that. Today's too.
00:56:01 So here you come.
00:56:03 Here come the eco sexuales.
00:56:05 Is there already an e in the LGBTQ t p plus?
00:56:10 Oh, no.
00:56:10 These new eco sexual eco sexual brand.
00:56:15 Great.
00:56:16 It is a person that finds nature romantic,
00:56:18 sensual, and sexy, happy hugging hippies.
00:56:22 It's a person who imagines the earth as their lover.
00:56:27 Wow. I did not read the eco
00:56:31 sexual manifesto, but maybe we should look into that.
00:56:35 Oh, so it's basically
00:56:37 like fucking trees or fucking the ground or
00:56:41 like I didn't think I would hear.
00:56:43 I don't think it's a choice.
00:56:44 I think it's.
00:56:45 It's what you're you're naturally inclined to be attracted to.
00:56:50 So as long as they're not acting on it, it's okay, right.
00:56:54 Like, I mean, I've seen I don't, I don't even see
00:56:57 the victim here, you know, I don't know.
00:57:01 Is that rape, hunger?
00:57:02 Didn't everybody want to fuck the hole in the pool?
00:57:03 When you read the first three words coming out of that?
00:57:05 Is that is that can they ask for the end of the planet's consent?
00:57:10 No, you cannot get consent. So it's
00:57:12 what is it called when you're young and you can never get consent?
00:57:17 Statutory, rape, statutory.
00:57:18 That's what it is.
00:57:19 So they're statutory raping the the earth.
00:57:23 Earth.
00:57:23 Well, nature can be defined as anything.
00:57:28 She sure does tremor pubic hair.
00:57:30 It's for being so natural lover,
00:57:34 huh? Looks a little bit mean choices tucked in trim.
00:57:38 Yeah.
00:57:39 Do we have a good choice?
00:57:43 The eco sexuales.
00:57:45 Let's hear it.
00:57:47 So what? We're here, We're like the tree
00:57:50 huggers are like, this is they literally will be.
00:57:53 I, I really wish I was freaky with it.
00:57:56 The dirt episode.
00:57:57 This would have been much better.
00:57:59 Yeah, let's go to that.
00:58:02 Do you think her real name is really Annie
00:58:04 Sprinkle?
00:58:07 No, no, She chose the name.
00:58:09 Name? Yeah.
00:58:13 Yeah, I chose Fladge Leaf.
00:58:17 Think Flesh told you
00:58:19 chose the logical you.
00:58:21 It's a very natural name.
00:58:24 Yeah.
00:58:26 You can't is there's no choice.
00:58:28 I mean, everybody's got choice.
00:58:29 No free will it?
00:58:32 That doesn't mean you're not a responsible agent.
00:58:35 We have to pick cannibalism. No.
00:58:38 Nope,
00:58:40 nope.
00:58:43 I like just making assertions without any backing
00:58:46 anything backing my client either have choice
00:58:51 or we have choice up until the point.
00:58:52 We don't have choice or we don't have choice.
00:58:55 It has to be one of those three things.
00:58:56 It can't be two of those things.
00:59:01 It's worse than a paradox.
00:59:03 So back to you saying
00:59:06 if you choose not to decide, it's not really a choice.
00:59:10 Yeah, you said that, but then you said it's like choosing bald as a hair color.
00:59:14 Yeah.
00:59:17 If I ask you and like I.
00:59:19 You had to pause just smack and slap.
00:59:22 If you want to go to the store. Do you want to go to the store?
00:59:24 Just an arbitrary, benign question.
00:59:27 Okay. No, I do not.
00:59:29 Your choice is to say yes or no, okay?
00:59:32 No or nothing at all, which to me would have already answered then No.
00:59:38 So when
00:59:39 you choose to decide or participate is what they meant,
00:59:44 you've already silenced women.
00:59:45 It's so much worse.
00:59:46 It is so much worse, but it's also more so much more definitive by definition
00:59:51 than a choice, a very loud choice, that silent, if you know what I'm saying.
00:59:56 Silent deafeningly, quiet.
01:00:00 You do it often when you first meet you people.
01:00:03 Most most people might think it's disregard,
01:00:05 but you're like it's more of a pompous disdain.
01:00:08 Oh, I know. Oh, I know, I'm aware.
01:00:11 Okay, then.
01:00:12 And I would love to say I'm working on improving that, but I am not.
01:00:16 Why? To have a black screen.
01:00:18 Was I going to play?
01:00:19 Oh, I was.
01:00:20 I was literally just trying to use my thing to shove there.
01:00:23 I'm waiting for you to say play the clip.
01:00:25 Oh, roll the clip, Brady.
01:00:27 I don't have a he's going to like just pull this just to have a placeholder.
01:00:31 Anything fucking anything at all, man.
01:00:33 Anything. There's so many people watching.
01:00:37 Oh, yeah.
01:00:37 Speaking on to who the fuck knows?
01:00:40 What's the screen? Here you go.
01:00:42 How do the choices we make affect our lives?
01:00:46 The sound, the record
01:00:48 we're watching now or.
01:00:51 Yeah, that's done for me.
01:00:54 Well, not for only people watching.
01:00:57 Crap.
01:00:57 It's one of us.
01:00:59 I'm not.
01:00:59 I'm not watching one of us.
01:01:01 Is that
01:01:03 one person watching is not us.
01:01:04 Yeah, I call it the choices we make affect our life.
01:01:08 Oh, my God.
01:01:09 Okay, How do the choices we make affect our lives?
01:01:13 Yeah.
01:01:13 Sir, we're going to have to ask you to turn off your radio
01:01:15 if you're going to talk.
01:01:16 No kidding.
01:01:17 First time caller, longtime listener.
01:01:20 This is my green drink.
01:01:21 This is like the star Wars. Milk
01:01:24 is, like, spoiled at this point.
01:01:27 What do you think?
01:01:28 Say milk? You've been drinking every show.
01:01:30 If it is, Yeah.
01:01:31 No delicious.
01:01:36 Well, I spiked it, so it's hard.
01:01:38 Holy crap. How?
01:01:41 Yeah, how hard is it?
01:01:42 Holy crap.
01:01:43 How hard it is.
01:01:44 What do you mean, holy? What do you say? Holy crap.
01:01:46 What does an like, divine like divine crap?
01:01:49 All right, What do you say?
01:01:51 You didn't change it for the question. I'll ask again.
01:01:53 Okay, So as an atheist, what is the divine crap?
01:01:55 I mean,
01:01:57 the highest level of
01:02:01 divinity ordained by God.
01:02:04 You've got a shit that's ordained by God.
01:02:06 It's actually reached
01:02:09 a level of deity itself that's, like, astounding.
01:02:12 I like religious people.
01:02:14 I worship this milk.
01:02:16 Gotcha. This shit is God.
01:02:19 Yeah, I like it.
01:02:21 God is shit.
01:02:23 No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:02:25 The shit is elevated to a level that it's so good.
01:02:28 It becomes godlike.
01:02:31 I wanted to make glittery like disco poop,
01:02:35 and I looked up like what I could do to like, to eat, to ingest.
01:02:39 I make my my pool. Sparkly. Yeah.
01:02:42 Powder glitter. It's not a hard one.
01:02:45 Oh, well, it's sugar in that they make
01:02:48 edible glitter, but it's just sugar dissolves in your system.
01:02:51 I've had kids.
01:02:52 It's not trickier than that.
01:02:55 All glitter is edible. I mean, glitter.
01:02:57 Your shit will be good if you actually eat glitter, but it tears you up.
01:03:03 It is.
01:03:03 It is like little shards of metal passing through your digestive system.
01:03:08 I think they made out of plastic.
01:03:10 Yeah. They make much safer around.
01:03:12 Don't you know, edible glitter for kids and shit
01:03:15 around edible glitter for my jokes, for kids and shit.
01:03:18 I said, oh okay. Yeah, I know. I got it.
01:03:22 Okay.
01:03:22 I could not mess with, Well, we're going to have Sparkle poop
01:03:27 and I don't believe you ever say.
01:03:29 Next experiment, April.
01:03:30 All right, you got it.
01:03:32 We're going to have a challenge for next week.
01:03:34 Preshow. Everyone eat as much sparkly shit as you can.
01:03:37 We're going to show during the show Judge who has done it.
01:03:40 Let's not can find it the sparkles.
01:03:42 Let's just make interesting artistic shit if you can make it Colors.
01:03:46 Oh, colors. Corn does not apply.
01:03:49 That's normal.
01:03:50 We want colors, glitter, shape.
01:03:52 If you can shape it without natural shape.
01:03:55 Not not this artificial.
01:03:56 I can give you get to like Play-Doh Fun Factory.
01:04:00 Keep time back in the show with natural and artificial, too.
01:04:03 That's. Yeah, you can do that.
01:04:05 Somebody that can do that type of shit.
01:04:08 Yeah.
01:04:09 It's going to bring in Steve-O.
01:04:11 There's like, three things at Burger King that'll change your shit color.
01:04:14 Oh, yeah, Probably more than that.
01:04:17 Oh, yeah.
01:04:17 The entire burger reason to operate your anus in such a way to, like,
01:04:22 purposely make a a shape of some sort, but isn't just a long turd
01:04:28 heavy. Awesome.
01:04:30 You talking like a star or are you just talking trolling?
01:04:33 I don't know, because it's like going out,
01:04:35 like, soft serve and you just kind of aim it.
01:04:37 Or if it isn't, a star might be easy out of the anus.
01:04:40 If you put like, I mean, you can go like the United States
01:04:43 might be harder shape to make
01:04:47 thick the thin than the thick.
01:04:49 I don't know.
01:04:52 Yeah well
01:04:54 all I'm betting money on is it it already exists.
01:04:57 I'm just going to Google show.
01:04:59 You think of it, it's already happened.
01:05:02 We can afford to plug
01:05:05 it. $600.
01:05:07 What?
01:05:08 I don't know if I should do it.
01:05:10 I have to show it.
01:05:11 Yeah, you should show it
01:05:14 a shit Shit. Better.
01:05:16 Come on.
01:05:17 I just googled shit art and see what happens, you know? Oh.
01:05:21 Oh. I think in the
01:05:24 ancient, ancient turd to the group chat.
01:05:27 Yeah. Yeah.
01:05:28 I'm sorry.
01:05:29 We are going to work with Gigantic.
01:05:31 No. Oh, no.
01:05:32 You take out of this piece, Apu, that
01:05:37 fresh stone maneuverable.
01:05:39 Oh, I had a couple of things that my hand does.
01:05:43 Unless the poop itself already has the color,
01:05:46 and then you just smear it all over the place.
01:05:49 Oh, my God. You make art out of it.
01:05:52 No. Oh, it all over the page.
01:05:55 Can you smell that shit?
01:05:56 All the shit that I have to go find a new Java
01:06:01 hot, right?
01:06:02 So when I first saw the picture, I thought it was like, bare shit because
01:06:05 of all the, like, corn and carrots in it saying he ate that on purpose.
01:06:10 Now you sign it
01:06:13 and you go ahead and throw a price tag on it,
01:06:16 you know, down here in the corner and you say, Nope,
01:06:20 no. Six, nope, nope, dollars,
01:06:25 nope.
01:06:26 What the fuck?
01:06:31 All right, buddy,
01:06:33 I got a I've got tired of spring painting spider webs.
01:06:37 Oh, I thought he literally
01:06:40 where he does mean spider webs.
01:06:42 Hey, I have painted spider webs before.
01:06:43 It sucks when you don't clean out a corner when you're painting after.
01:06:48 I'm going to bookmark this one and save it for another time.
01:06:54 Obviously you don't do your own painting
01:06:56 or you know exactly what I do.
01:06:59 Have you ever painted a spider web?
01:07:02 Yeah.
01:07:03 If you had a choice, would you have cleared the spider web
01:07:05 before you painted it?
01:07:07 I didn't have a choice.
01:07:08 I just missed it. It was one of the ones I missed.
01:07:11 Right? Right. You missed it. But that's what I'm saying.
01:07:12 So if you could go back and choose to not miss it, it would be much.
01:07:17 I got I got a house year
01:07:19 and a quarter ago and I painted the whole basement myself.
01:07:25 Actually, that's not true. Will.
01:07:27 Well, did the first three coats, I did the final Sea Lion show.
01:07:32 You know, the people will know it.
01:07:33 You see it.
01:07:34 And I know Will doesn't watch the show, but we've mentioned it
01:07:37 on every single flag.
01:07:38 So it's up Well well, he watches
01:07:43 600 will be here
01:07:45 May the fourth.
01:07:48 Is George stopping by May 4th.
01:07:50 I'm having a party out here. Please stop by.
01:07:53 You've never seen my house.
01:07:55 That sounds like a pretty solid invitation.
01:07:57 I don't think you'll be able to say
01:07:58 that it wasn't solid after the fact on this one.
01:08:00 You've never shown me pictures.
01:08:03 You. You're looking at it now.
01:08:06 Oh, in your house?
01:08:08 Yeah. I've seen the wood paneling in the barn. Yeah.
01:08:09 You told everybody you were going to invite everybody on the show.
01:08:12 So we're going to have to post the address.
01:08:14 Yeah, we're not going to do that.
01:08:15 But everybody's welcome. Very smart.
01:08:19 I'm Malcolm.
01:08:21 All you have to do is figure out where I live.
01:08:23 Sure.
01:08:23 May 4th and free food.
01:08:25 Hey. Wow.
01:08:27 So if they show up, there's free food.
01:08:29 You just said yes.
01:08:30 You're not telling where, which is very easy to find.
01:08:34 It is.
01:08:35 All right.
01:08:36 I'll do my best not to tell anyone where you live.
01:08:39 All right.
01:08:40 Thanks to the barn, I'm in a barn.
01:08:44 There's a barn who lives in his place.
01:08:46 Has to cut out cardboard.
01:08:48 Cut out of Star Wars figures, according to the one commenter.
01:08:52 Hey, you know, there's something missing from the show, but.
01:08:56 Oh, the phone over.
01:08:58 Oh, there's plenty missing from the show than if you put it that way.
01:09:01 I just meant five, eight, six free range, three call in.
01:09:04 I got the two choices affect our lives up on the screen.
01:09:08 Tell us that these aren't Star Wars characters.
01:09:11 I'll be right back.
01:09:12 I have to go find my new jabber.
01:09:15 I don't need.
01:09:16 You ever got to do another video.
01:09:18 So we were talking before about Garry's Sword swordsman thing.
01:09:22 Yeah.
01:09:22 And to heart. To heart verse to brittle.
01:09:25 Yes, I'm a virgin Choices shows that exact
01:09:31 comparison.
01:09:32 Yeah. Look at that.
01:09:33 That I love that show that's forged in Fire.
01:09:37 It's a better
01:09:40 Danish mercenaries battle from the 15th to 17th Street.
01:09:44 I love the show.
01:09:45 Officially 55 inches at length.
01:09:47 I just watch this show for shows that are been were unable to carry a shield.
01:09:52 I think we were doing that right now.
01:09:53 Fearlessness on the battlefield.
01:09:55 And that's what we're doing.
01:09:56 Playing would be just to sort this decapitating and display.
01:10:01 A woman gave her a sword.
01:10:03 Legend has it that Scottish knight William Wallace, part of the alphabet,
01:10:07 LGBTQ forces for Sword, this epic weapon has been immortalized.
01:10:12 Classic movie, great place.
01:10:16 This is the kill test.
01:10:18 You know, Gilmore in Gaelic.
01:10:20 But what is going to shatter is and see how lethal your weapon is.
01:10:24 And he tests its functionality according to its historic design.
01:10:27 I will deliver to killing blows on this animal carcass.
01:10:30 It will kill. You're up.
01:10:32 You ready?
01:10:33 I'm ready.
01:10:33 That's good. This is Shatter on the spine.
01:10:36 And I'm thinking, Oh, crap, I've got test against pigs.
01:10:40 And they don't cut very easily at all.
01:10:45 Oh, oh.
01:10:47 Bend Hall
01:10:51 hits the pig, and I hear that.
01:10:52 But I'm like, crap.
01:10:55 Oh, there are 270 episodes.
01:10:57 I've seen all of them.
01:10:59 It's a little bit on the flexible side.
01:11:02 It did not even cut the carcass.
01:11:05 So that brings into question also, you know, like somebody with you,
01:11:09 it's still like a weapon, right? Yes.
01:11:13 Congratulate us.
01:11:15 There's no fucking sound it, at least for me.
01:11:19 That's why I'm here.
01:11:21 This is a failure.
01:11:22 Yeah, but the people can't.
01:11:24 You already?
01:11:24 Already Absolutely swinging swords.
01:11:27 But we're.
01:11:27 Yeah, we're talking like that.
01:11:29 I mean, can it cut? The blade is hard.
01:11:32 Reading the original commentary.
01:11:33 This is going to It's not copyright
01:11:37 creative.
01:11:39 Yeah that's Doug Mark Haida will
01:11:41 no longer be.
01:11:45 Oh, no.
01:11:47 And now we're broke too hard.
01:11:50 Oh well it was too soft on. It's too hard.
01:11:53 This is the Goldilocks story all over again.
01:11:55 They need a third one.
01:11:57 Let me just write on it that we have a mean.
01:11:59 This one
01:12:00 doesn't get initially cut through, but then it probably hit the spine.
01:12:05 It just exploded.
01:12:07 I don't remember.
01:12:08 This one label is going to come out with the wind here.
01:12:11 So would remove the asshole but not the spine.
01:12:13 And no, it's bullshit because Jonathan, you believe a catastrophic failure.
01:12:19 Yeah, we know it's bullshit that we can no longer can.
01:12:21 We heard it hit the ground while it was still flying through the air.
01:12:23 Since both weapons.
01:12:25 Yeah. It's just a long story short.
01:12:27 So his broke and so they're deeming this unsafe to continue further.
01:12:32 The other guy's just bend so he's able to just kind of straighten it out.
01:12:36 And then they do a second task,
01:12:37 which is just cutting a fucking stupid little piece of sheet sheet metal.
01:12:41 They have allowed other guys to straighten out their blade.
01:12:44 This 10,000 figure, Could you because it does this test
01:12:49 work even though this is the
01:12:51 other sword was way too big for, in my opinion.
01:12:56 But I guess they don't think of like cool.
01:12:57 That's right.
01:12:59 Yeah, I'm sure it is. Cooler.
01:13:01 Sounds like it sounds like an apple owner to me.
01:13:05 Scott
01:13:07 Here is actually an actual function.
01:13:09 We can see what it did to the steel.
01:13:10 So know anybody that's holding a Samsung is pretty much holding Apple technology
01:13:15 because they invented all of the gestures and all of the blade interface.
01:13:19 Everything from have never been played into this size of this complexity.
01:13:23 I'm glad you agree.
01:13:25 Well, in that case, it's probably Xerox because they invented the gooey.
01:13:29 I love that show.
01:13:30 It is so going to be the one, the best one,
01:13:33 the bent one one, the one with Peroni. Disney is one.
01:13:36 Do you know how I can tell it's season nine
01:13:40 because it's in season nine.
01:13:43 He does it.
01:13:44 You don't think so?
01:13:46 You cut it in half and count the rings.
01:13:49 You know, it's the host.
01:13:51 It's not Will Willis.
01:13:54 Will Willis.
01:13:55 I don't know who Wil Wheaton is.
01:13:57 Will Willis
01:13:59 Or is it Will. Will.
01:14:01 I don't think it will.
01:14:06 Oh, this is our third mention of will.
01:14:10 We got a will will it.
01:14:11 Well it's the choices episode of course we're going to talk about the will.
01:14:15 Oh yeah.
01:14:16 That's how you choose.
01:14:17 Like who gets your state.
01:14:20 Everybody's got choices.
01:14:23 I was thinking free will, but you're right.
01:14:26 Those wills aren't free.
01:14:27 They're. They cost money, right and end.
01:14:31 We don't have free will.
01:14:33 Well, we do give us the E-40 mashup.
01:14:38 Like I don't
01:14:41 like to ask for it.
01:14:42 Yeah,
01:14:45 Yeah.
01:14:45 I didn't get to the point of my story.
01:14:47 My ace in this gulf, my most recent ace.
01:14:50 Nope. So?
01:14:51 So the owner of Hope City, I'm playing deejay, friggin owner.
01:14:56 And, you know, the operator and the designer of the course
01:15:00 makes a request, a deejay request.
01:15:03 It was this song.
01:15:05 Roll the clip. Really?
01:15:07 But hold on and make a note.
01:15:09 The thing you ever said in the go no help to brother happened.
01:15:12 He was down on
01:15:14 you know you a bass player you a back Yeah let me hold them down
01:15:18 so just to be poppin y'all still screaming the three door
01:15:25 in it you just you still don't know
01:15:28 how y'all got little Gouda.
01:15:31 You got a tough I got a hold your love without
01:15:35 bringing you Don't know
01:15:36 who cried Oh, yeah See how
01:15:40 I get big move money affected the three
01:15:44 get to watch
01:15:49 out doubt
01:15:51 that one of them like it I down
01:15:56 know but I never go for
01:15:58 money and I
01:16:02 like money
01:16:04 I get money
01:16:08 they get
01:16:10 lazy Got it.
01:16:11 And it's not a whole great followers right now
01:16:15 one get
01:16:19 little under which come down to him.
01:16:21 Okay. No, I'm looking for the camera. Yeah.
01:16:24 Still live in the track.
01:16:25 Don't you ever go back? Yeah.
01:16:28 Are in the camera. Don't you saw the stuff?
01:16:30 Yeah. Everybody got.
01:16:32 I can get money affected in three.
01:16:35 You could get the
01:16:37 short of that one.
01:16:39 Have to watch it back.
01:16:40 You know.
01:16:43 But I never go broke down.
01:16:45 Now, once they get money, I don't know.
01:16:48 They need money.
01:16:50 Wait. Like me?
01:16:51 No, no, no. I.
01:17:01 Oh yeah, yeah.
01:17:07 Yup, yup.
01:17:12 Everybody got choices.
01:17:14 I love that song.
01:17:16 I don't know. It's.
01:17:17 It's good.
01:17:19 Oh, that shouldn't started
01:17:24 errant button.
01:17:26 No, I just goes and plays the next video if I don't stop it.
01:17:29 Oh, it wasn't even a choice.
01:17:32 You were given no choice.
01:17:34 I had a choice to set auto play or not everyone. Not.
01:17:39 Yeah, everybody's got a choice.
01:17:40 Yep, everybody's got a choice.
01:17:41 Yep. Nope.
01:17:45 Somebody made a choice to make this big journey.
01:17:48 I'm stuck on the poor art now,
01:17:51 you know.
01:17:52 Oh, my God, that's gigantic.
01:17:54 This is Sheila
01:17:57 Dirt.
01:17:59 You can certainly.
01:18:08 Why Pop?
01:18:09 The question is, why not? Poor
01:18:14 you a fuck added this town, man.
01:18:17 Because it's delicious.
01:18:19 It's. It's delicious.
01:18:21 That's the last thing I was thinking.
01:18:24 Yeah, it's a form of sculpture.
01:18:26 He's got nipples on his best.
01:18:28 Back to the people.
01:18:30 Oh, I think everybody's in heaven anytime next week.
01:18:32 Correct, Beth?
01:18:33 It's very inclusive is the word of the day. And
01:18:39 it's the
01:18:40 changing room where you can pick up a loot.
01:18:43 Well, if you can change your sex
01:18:46 and you can change it,
01:18:50 what is going on right now?
01:18:52 You know,
01:18:54 I only notice the nipples, but now I notice the vagina also.
01:18:57 Okay.
01:18:59 And he's telling you, you can go to a store and buy this outfit.
01:19:03 Everybody's got choices.
01:19:05 I think that's a flag,
01:19:09 which I guess I got his skin color.
01:19:13 He doesn't look right in the. Man one
01:19:16 Yeah, Yeah.
01:19:18 Something is askew.
01:19:20 Is the anatomically correct suit fits.
01:19:24 I don't get. I don't get the man one. What?
01:19:26 Oh, is that hair on the chest and under the nipples?
01:19:29 For some reason
01:19:31 I'm going to narrow my nipples, but do you have a spot in the middle?
01:19:34 In a spot? Unreasonable.
01:19:35 Like the shirt?
01:19:36 Like, clearly that's the man version of what I don't.
01:19:39 And sometimes I'm just hanging down.
01:19:42 Sometimes you just shouldn't ask why
01:19:45 the one hour holiday from say, Oh, they all have it on.
01:19:48 I didn't even.
01:19:49 Did you notice they're all wearing a nude suit?
01:19:51 Yeah, I like the pink one.
01:19:54 You would.
01:19:54 I would pick the one that's more hung.
01:19:56 I don't know the elephant.
01:19:59 I was smart.
01:20:00 Yeah,
01:20:02 he's sitting there, too.
01:20:04 It's purposeful.
01:20:06 Yeah.
01:20:07 And he's sitting on it.
01:20:08 Set on a tree stump to.
01:20:11 Oh, yeah.
01:20:12 Yup, yup.
01:20:14 Filthy networks.
01:20:15 Gelatin is a garden salad.
01:20:18 Gelatin is a garden salad.
01:20:21 I think garden sells those right now.
01:20:23 I'm hungry.
01:20:24 I think they're distracting.
01:20:26 Don't even like, let's all eat.
01:20:29 I they're distracting away from the poo art.
01:20:33 Everything you know about them.
01:20:36 We got new ones.
01:20:37 We got cooking all kinds of shit.
01:20:39 It may have been on purpose. I, I think
01:20:44 we all have choices.
01:20:45 I chose to sneeze on my microphone.
01:20:49 I thought it would sound funnier.
01:20:53 Stupid, cause.
01:20:55 How's everybody's allergies?
01:20:57 I'm fine. I feel great.
01:20:59 Then you don't have allergies.
01:21:02 I used to claim that that is not exactly true.
01:21:06 I think everyone has allergies.
01:21:07 Or doesn't everybody have allergenic receptors in?
01:21:12 Well, some I'm allergic to, like molten lava and burns.
01:21:18 Yeah, right.
01:21:20 Yeah.
01:21:21 Maybe harmful if swallowed and swallowed it
01:21:28 again.
01:21:28 I have poo on my screen.
01:21:31 Many of you get the shot of your screen.
01:21:34 That's impressive.
01:21:37 It's me.
01:21:38 I just look like this.
01:21:40 Yeah. What?
01:21:41 Even though it may look like that,
01:21:45 do we have kind of.
01:21:47 I've been mutating into this like creature, my precious.
01:21:52 Yeah, He's been doing it for years.
01:21:55 Oh, I've been working towards this
01:21:59 slow and steady.
01:22:00 It takes work.
01:22:03 All right, back one one thing at a time.
01:22:05 Where does jaw falling out?
01:22:06 Do you remember the title of the short?
01:22:08 Jaw falling out?
01:22:10 What do I follow? He fell backwards.
01:22:13 He almost fell backwards on his chair, and I didn't know
01:22:18 I was in full rant.
01:22:19 I don't remember the title.
01:22:20 It was just Hold on, hold on.
01:22:24 Where did you look? It was so funny, though.
01:22:25 He really almost fell.
01:22:27 It was so much better than the time
01:22:28 that he was adjusting his chair for two and a half minutes.
01:22:33 That was a brilliant draw show.
01:22:34 I was actually on the thing
01:22:37 for the the falling backward.
01:22:41 It's so good.
01:22:43 Like I didn't notice, like live.
01:22:45 You could tell that I was completely oblivious.
01:22:49 Careless?
01:22:50 No, never mind. That's not it.
01:22:51 That's behind the fall of room 54.
01:22:54 I was in the fucking shorts.
01:22:56 I got them.
01:22:56 I can't zoom in. 15,
01:22:59 but I'm on the go areas missing.
01:23:01 Draw that didn't you have George muted
01:23:06 Gary about your number of fucking changed What happened?
01:23:10 Something slipped out, that's for sure.
01:23:12 We broke it.
01:23:14 We broke it with 13 people watching.
01:23:16 Great
01:23:22 productions. See?
01:23:22 So I can see. I can see Brady's feet.
01:23:24 I can't see Gary's feet but I can hear Gary perfectly.
01:23:31 And I got choices and my way.
01:23:34 Where'd you go, Gary?
01:23:42 It's usually from what
01:23:43 I understand, like in the 3 a.m., like it's super early in the morning.
01:23:47 It's.
01:23:47 You can't see them now.
01:23:50 Yeah, you might see them in the morning.
01:23:52 And I don't, I think going to be much farther north.
01:23:59 I'll send photos from
01:24:03 my daughter's college.
01:24:04 Oh, now we just.
01:24:05 Now we just lost your.
01:24:10 All right, I got to get you back on.
01:24:11 Hold on.
01:24:13 So I think only people can hear me.
01:24:15 So it's kind of boring without you.
01:24:22 I am.
01:24:22 When I'm talking to somebody they can't hear.
01:24:24 I sound like a crazy.
01:24:32 Wait, The number didn't change, and you?
01:24:40 There you are.
01:24:42 There I am.
01:24:45 I still see draw is my girl.
01:24:47 He disappeared.
01:24:48 Oh, is that good? Sure
01:24:53 it is. Still.
01:24:55 Oh, there's your.
01:24:56 It allows me to give the gift him the
01:25:01 just be.
01:25:02 Yeah. It's not moving.
01:25:04 I like it though, Satan.
01:25:07 Yeah, I know who it is.
01:25:12 You know, That's Jesus.
01:25:13 It's brother.
01:25:15 Got a gift would work give is it.
01:25:18 Are you sure it is.
01:25:18 It shows it here, but it's not what stories that you can be confident of that. But.
01:25:24 Well, here's the thing.
01:25:25 Lucifer isn't Satan.
01:25:28 Everyone seems to think Lucifer and Satan are the same, and they're not.
01:25:32 That's that. That's.
01:25:34 That would be theological stories or fact.
01:25:38 Well, yeah, because the whole thing's a myth, but.
01:25:41 But it's kind of good, like, used.
01:25:44 Like there's morals and there's like, like a lesson. So.
01:25:49 So there's usefulness there.
01:25:52 Just because it's a myth doesn't mean it's.
01:25:55 You should toss it out with the you know, I'm just it's a myth.
01:25:59 Doesn't mean it's not every
01:26:03 word of it that you just because
01:26:05 it's unnatural doesn't mean it's not natural.
01:26:08 Well, we have to redefine words if you're going to make it not make sense.
01:26:12 They're mean. Yes, exactly.
01:26:15 If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.
01:26:18 No, I meant if you're going to.
01:26:19 And so you avoided the choice.
01:26:21 That's what it means to choose not to decide.
01:26:26 Yes. But
01:26:27 by avoiding the choice, like I think we already stated,
01:26:30 you loudly made a choice with your silence.
01:26:35 Like you're saying. No.
01:26:36 So much so that you don't even have to say no.
01:26:39 Right.
01:26:41 And I'm so pompous, arrogant that I just.
01:26:44 That that's how I insert myself.
01:26:46 I think Rush is pretty wise.
01:26:47 They know what they're talking about.
01:26:49 I think Rush is pretty stupid because I don't like the of their music.
01:26:54 What, you mean the actual sound
01:26:57 or the overall whole thing?
01:27:00 I can get through like the re Rush songs.
01:27:03 And by the fourth one, first of all, I can't tell the difference between
01:27:07 the only two songs and I can't say the sound quality of his voice.
01:27:13 And I heard Neil Peart's a prick,
01:27:16 but so was Lars Ulrich.
01:27:18 He's dead, so he doesn't exist.
01:27:22 Neil Peart is dead.
01:27:24 Neil is rhythm is is deceased
01:27:27 or stopped beating.
01:27:29 Oh, I didn't.
01:27:30 I didn't know that.
01:27:32 I didn't mean to be disrespectful.
01:27:33 But if you listen
01:27:36 to more than one more than one rush song, it's too many.
01:27:39 Like each year.
01:27:40 That's the same. That's all right.
01:27:42 But that's because the songs are that good.
01:27:46 You know how many at one point Guns and Roses
01:27:50 is a terrible band because no musicians consider good music.
01:27:54 I don't listen to music too, so that some musician could enjoy it.
01:28:00 I listened so I can enjoy it and I enjoy guns and roses.
01:28:04 So but the sad fact is, I think there's way
01:28:08 more people in the world that aren't musicians that are.
01:28:11 And therefore your music is more popular,
01:28:15 right?
01:28:16 Yeah.
01:28:16 Guns Roses is arguably one of the most popular bands since the Beatles.
01:28:20 Yeah, but.
01:28:21 But popular. Not necessarily mean good.
01:28:24 No, certainly not.
01:28:26 And a lot of modern music.
01:28:28 And I'll be so bold for the same reason you said you listen to four songs,
01:28:31 I'll be so bold as to say good automatically means probably not popular
01:28:36 though
01:28:38 if it interferes or you wouldn't be the world if it might be your world
01:28:43 makes you think any more than just tapping your finger on the way home.
01:28:46 It's too much for most people.
01:28:48 Yeah,
01:28:50 but the ones that make you tap your finger and stick with a hook that they're
01:28:54 they become a part of you.
01:28:59 And all those ones that become part of you.
01:29:00 If you look, they're the same for freakin note, same four chords, same progression.
01:29:06 This one guy, you don't actually you don't actually become part of you
01:29:10 because that would entail an afterlife. But.
01:29:11 Well, right. Everything dies and it's, you know. Yeah.
01:29:15 And it's the end.
01:29:16 Nothing carries on very binary physical I got
01:29:19 you guys are more my work here is done as the above symbol
01:29:22 so no damn kind of center So I don't it's 1130.
01:29:28 He probably really left.
01:29:30 I know he may have It's I'm afraid of
01:29:32 as above.
01:29:33 So below
01:29:38 for you going to
01:29:39 where you going to say choice.
01:29:43 Say what choice did he say it was going to say as above.
01:29:47 So below.
01:29:48 No, no I'm not.
01:29:50 I'm not letting this end here.
01:29:52 I'm not going to do it.
01:29:54 He'll call it.
01:29:55 I'm not starting.
01:29:57 We're not ending. We just won't end up here.
01:29:58 But we don't need a Brady and draw show.
01:30:00 We'll just keep the flat French show going.
01:30:03 Yeah, fuck this shit we're going to go through without.
01:30:07 Yeah, fuck him.
01:30:08 Typically without was an hour and a half.
01:30:11 I mean, it was to the minute, hour and a half.
01:30:12 I think he had a plan.
01:30:16 Yeah.
01:30:16 His plan was Fuck you, it's bullshit.
01:30:18 His plan was no,
01:30:25 I was.
01:30:25 Get the fuck out.
01:30:27 It's always get the fuck out. See?
01:30:30 Look for the for this portion of the show.
01:30:31 I'm going to leave a big black square wherever he should be.
01:30:35 Yeah, because that's how.
01:30:36 That's how it feels when he's here.
01:30:37 Anyway, so I go, Oh, ouch.
01:30:40 We didn't even get the hired and nothing.
01:30:43 I didn't get my weed till like an hour and 15 minutes in.
01:30:46 I'll be right back.
01:30:47 I have to go find a new jabber.
01:30:50 We can make him keep talking.
01:30:51 Want to fuck that guy?
01:30:55 David Gregory?
01:30:56 All the comedy bits here.
01:30:58 Oh, a lot of.
01:31:02 A lot of, you know, marriage.
01:31:03 That's the problem with.
01:31:04 That's too much divorce. And it should be a sacred institution.
01:31:07 It should be between a man and a woman.
01:31:08 And, you know, first of all, it's certainly not sacred.
01:31:12 And second of all, if somebody wants to marry, you know, go get a new Jasper.
01:31:16 I mean, holy shit,
01:31:18 you don't choose what you are.
01:31:19 I don't choose whether you're gay or not. You just are.
01:31:21 How can you discriminate against someone for being what they are like?
01:31:24 I don't choose to be attracted to women. I don't choose it.
01:31:27 I happen to be attracted to women. It sucks.
01:31:29 Yeah.
01:31:30 I mean, every ten years or so I get to give all my shit away and start
01:31:34 from scratch.
01:31:37 I don't.
01:31:38 I don't know what they are.
01:31:45 Although there, you know,
01:31:46 there is a level of gayness
01:31:51 that seems to be on purpose.
01:31:55 You know, at that point it's probably okay to laugh at that.
01:31:58 I mean, I think
01:32:01 I was on a plane the other day and a flight attendant, the guy
01:32:03 flight attendant walks up next to me at the card.
01:32:05 He's like, smack bang.
01:32:08 Holy shit.
01:32:09 That's got to be a choice. No,
01:32:12 could definitely scale that back a little teeny tiny bit slack.
01:32:17 And then I realize maybe it's because he got to say that shit
01:32:19 over and over in an airplane.
01:32:20 If you have to say
01:32:21 rocks over and over and over again and make anyone sound pretty over the top
01:32:25 because this guy just to push the cart and say that 400 times, snacks are snacks.
01:32:29 Snack snacks are snacks.
01:32:30 Look, I have snacks for you.
01:32:32 A snack mass. A snack snack, snack,
01:32:36 black bag
01:32:37 snack or you snack snacks, Black backpack.
01:32:41 Let me suck, dick.
01:32:42 Sir, please, please let me scare
01:32:48 please.
01:32:51 Just.
01:32:51 That's half a little bit, sir.
01:32:54 Please.
01:32:58 No snack, then.
01:33:06 Thank somebody.
01:33:08 So who's cheddar, Steve?
01:33:09 Do we know Cheddar? Steve.
01:33:12 Steve.
01:33:12 He's got a deer flag.
01:33:14 Cheddar, Steve. The deer flag. Who's that?
01:33:16 Steve In the comments, it's probably Gary, but let's just act like it's not.
01:33:21 It's not the flag is not here.
01:33:25 Do you know?
01:33:27 Maybe he'll come back. We'll figure it out.
01:33:29 Do you play Deer flag or.
01:33:31 Dude, I went see your basketball practice early yesterday
01:33:35 and I caught the coach and my dad giving oral on each other.
01:33:39 What should I do?
01:33:44 I think you should.
01:33:46 If you're serious, you should probably talk to your dad.
01:33:52 Maybe
01:33:54 I would start there
01:33:59 more.
01:33:59 Do that. Do.
01:34:01 How'd your dad do it?
01:34:04 Well, and of course, as all sports matter, the most important thing is,
01:34:07 is if you're winning,
01:34:10 then nothing else really matters.
01:34:13 I found that at least in
01:34:14 professional sports, teams will overlook just about anything.
01:34:17 If you're winning.
01:34:19 Good.
01:34:22 But if you're losing,
01:34:24 you should talk to your dad.
01:34:26 What I want to know is where's a CIO?
01:34:30 I can see why a
01:34:34 show out, the coach,
01:34:36 some prankster car.
01:34:39 That's what you're talking about.
01:34:43 John.
01:34:43 All I see is how do the choices we make affect our lives?
01:34:46 And then the comments are in the corner there.
01:34:48 Cheddar Steve D Related to cheddar. Bob
01:34:51 Cheddar. Bob makes some made some choices.
01:34:54 It is
01:34:56 severe.
01:34:59 Can you
01:35:03 recall it?
01:35:03 I think. Yeah.
01:35:05 I think you should ask to join in next time.
01:35:09 Typically how that should work.
01:35:11 Yeah. Yeah.
01:35:13 Anybody can call in.
01:35:14 Will put you right out.
01:35:15 No, I'm saying the the coach and the dad.
01:35:18 No, sorry advice.
01:35:21 I didn't mean your advice. What do you say?
01:35:22 Say it again.
01:35:23 Oh, I just.
01:35:24 I may ask to join in next time,
01:35:28 but the.
01:35:28 That I was going to go there, but I left that up for you.
01:35:32 I knew you'd go there and left it up.
01:35:34 I think you project.
01:35:35 I'd like to know about your basketball now that we're going down this road.
01:35:39 Well, you know, we used to
01:35:43 have.
01:35:44 I'm in the shower
01:35:46 now. We actually did. And.
01:35:47 Whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:35:49 We didn't track in junior high.
01:35:51 We actually did.
01:35:52 Should never have, ever been after that.
01:35:54 You actually did and track in junior high.
01:35:55 I completely it sounds like it's
01:35:58 it's something but it's not It sounds pretty bad
01:36:00 now because in junior high
01:36:01 they had the whole shower set up, but nobody ever showered there.
01:36:04 And it was just always this weird, creepy shower area that no one would ever use
01:36:08 because no one would, in their right mind, shower at school.
01:36:13 And so after we had
01:36:17 after track practice because
01:36:18 yeah, a couple of times after football in high school,
01:36:20 but after track practice you just, you, you turn the water on even
01:36:24 just to fuck with it for fun and like it'd be rusty water coming out.
01:36:29 So you didn't even want to take a shower in the shit anyway, right?
01:36:31 With what you would do if you're not getting raped,
01:36:33 you wouldn't want to shower, you're saying?
01:36:35 Yeah, I would.
01:36:35 Just after after practice or after a game or whatever.
01:36:38 You just turn all the showers on.
01:36:40 Everyone's in their, in their shit for clothes,
01:36:43 but you just run through the shower area and cool off
01:36:47 and then occasionally you push each other and try to make each other fall down
01:36:50 because it's a wet shower floor
01:36:53 and you're in clean.
01:36:53 That's about it.
01:36:55 No, that was more track, but all right.
01:36:58 Yeah. People don't run track in cleats. That's not very good.
01:37:01 And I would think that you would take them off before you get the shot right to it.
01:37:05 Well, not if you're just running through to fake it.
01:37:08 I'm a little pill that he legitimately left.
01:37:11 I think this is his earliest bitch out ever.
01:37:14 Okay, man, Hour and a half. It's like on the dot.
01:37:16 That is somebody told them an hour and a half was the perfect podcast time.
01:37:21 He's been gone 2 hours. Yeah.
01:37:22 This isn't a podcast. This is.
01:37:24 That's the audio podcast.
01:37:25 This is a video podcast.
01:37:27 This is a long form informal conversation.
01:37:30 It's not a live. This is live.
01:37:33 It's not just a fladge rant.
01:37:35 It's an open dialog.
01:37:37 You have no idea what's going to happen next.
01:37:39 It's live off the hinges.
01:37:42 I have some unedited, unedited off the hinges.
01:37:46 Gary should call in.
01:37:47 We could call him. No idea.
01:37:49 You have no idea.
01:37:51 What's his number?
01:37:51 Gary bitch out? Yeah. Yeah.
01:37:54 Is he coming back?
01:37:56 Nope.
01:37:59 Should he go for himself?
01:38:01 Yeah. Yeah.
01:38:04 Should he come back at this point?
01:38:06 Nope.
01:38:08 Is the Brady draw better bridge ready for good?
01:38:11 Yeah. Is the divider in another direction?
01:38:14 We're giving him a few minutes to come back.
01:38:16 No, no, we're giving him a few minutes. Come back.
01:38:18 Getting more.
01:38:19 More likes and views to the though because we all know that
01:38:24 pretty sure draw show if I can fucking say it right.
01:38:27 God damn word crimes I can do that now.
01:38:29 So Yogi were
01:38:35 three names up, three.
01:38:37 Well, I couldn't hear that.
01:38:40 All right, buddy,
01:38:43 play the English, which maybe we'll go to that.
01:38:45 Maybe we'll go to that guy really quick.
01:38:48 I'm dying to know how to life, how to choices make we make affect our lives.
01:38:53 Man. Is that just your backdrop or is there a game choices?
01:38:57 Yeah, because there was nothing there for choices.
01:38:59 It's hard to like put up a descriptor or anything, so I just chose a random focus.
01:39:03 Gary's got a choice right now.
01:39:05 Yeah.
01:39:06 Either book or go fuck yourself until next week.
01:39:10 Fucking homo.
01:39:12 Which is a choice too.
01:39:14 So I missed the. You don't have to suck that dick.
01:39:16 I missed the monologue.
01:39:17 I will say that for this, wolf.
01:39:19 Save the reflection.
01:39:20 All right, so what else do we have to do on fladge rants?
01:39:23 We did.
01:39:24 You missed the monologue.
01:39:25 I wanted one more thing and I forgot what I was doing.
01:39:27 And now I remembered it.
01:39:29 Give me a. You need a screen? No
01:39:34 moment,
01:39:34 though, because we did this on the Brady your show side and what you got to screen.
01:39:38 Not that it matters at all.
01:39:39 Well we'll taper off
01:39:42 taper off like shit are
01:39:44 we can taper that shit
01:39:48 to jokes
01:39:49 I really got choices I didn't say to jokes.
01:39:54 Everybody's got choices.
01:39:55 I tried to show just one eyeball for Gary on the thumbnail.
01:39:58 So it's his Illuminati
01:40:01 choice. Choice?
01:40:03 What about choice?
01:40:04 When I grew up, choice was a it was cool.
01:40:06 You'd say things are choice.
01:40:09 Bok choy.
01:40:10 No, just choice, not bok choy.
01:40:12 That's like a word choice.
01:40:15 Yeah, it was, you know, like, cool,
01:40:18 awesome, Super.
01:40:20 Really?
01:40:21 We said choices for very long, but yeah, there's choice.
01:40:25 You So you'd say, Yeah, that's it's choice.
01:40:28 No, we never said yo. We never said, bro, if
01:40:33 definitely not no extension.
01:40:35 It was even before dude, that's just choice.
01:40:38 Yeah.
01:40:41 There's also that's the most choice
01:40:42 shit of of interesting your choice cut of meat is not the best.
01:40:48 It's like the middle.
01:40:50 Well, yeah, it's choice.
01:40:52 Your cost versus quality.
01:40:55 And if I'm choosing, I want the best.
01:40:58 If I'm naming something, choice should be the best.
01:41:01 All right.
01:41:03 Bok choy.
01:41:05 It's the best.
01:41:08 I don't think your sounds work.
01:41:09 And if you're trying to sound like Trump.
01:41:12 No, I wasn't.
01:41:13 I wasn't at all.
01:41:14 Just do
01:41:34 again.
01:41:34 This is from 2014. Hello?
01:41:37 Oh, hello. Hello.
01:41:39 Yes, that it's a cash advance, you say.
01:41:41 How can you say the message today.
01:41:45 Oh, hello, Hello, Hello.
01:41:50 Yes, sir.
01:41:52 The message today for me?
01:41:55 Yes. Uh,
01:41:56 and this is a loan company, and your loan is approved up to $5,000.
01:42:00 So Ferrari looking for a loan? Yes.
01:42:06 So. Hello? Yup.
01:42:08 Hello there.
01:42:09 How much money do you looking for?
01:42:11 Nope.
01:42:11 Oh, my.
01:42:16 You are approved Up to 5000.
01:42:18 Not so know.
01:42:21 I'm approved already.
01:42:24 Yeah,
01:42:26 I'm just curious and you know I'm approved.
01:42:31 Yeah, you are approved Up to 5000.
01:42:34 My favorite parts of it.
01:42:35 How do you know I'm already approved?
01:42:38 Oh, yeah, hopefully.
01:42:40 Ooh, look over here.
01:42:42 All right, You want to continue for.
01:42:43 For a couple of years
01:42:47 now, You know, I'm approved.
01:42:51 Got approved up to $5,000.
01:42:53 So how much amount are you looking for, sir?
01:42:56 20,000, sir.
01:43:02 I said to you that you out of food.
01:43:04 Up to 5000.
01:43:06 Oh, 5000.
01:43:08 Then give me the 50,000 then.
01:43:10 That sounds good.
01:43:12 The 3000.
01:43:16 $3,000.
01:43:17 So what's that you're like, little boy?
01:43:23 Hello.
01:43:23 Do you like little boys?
01:43:24 Little boys, Pee wee wee jibber.
01:43:27 You like little boys fucking for
01:43:32 you like to touch the children?
01:43:36 I like to touch the children with him.
01:43:39 Are you part of the whole family. He's me?
01:43:41 I don't know.
01:43:42 I don't know if he's like. If he's not listening.
01:43:44 If you just tune me out for a second or something's going on in the background
01:43:47 because, like, or if he doesn't understand English that well,
01:43:50 because he put somebody else on shortly hereafter. But
01:43:55 yeah, it was my hero because I thought he was singing back what you were saying.
01:43:59 He was my hero.
01:44:00 I, I think
01:44:03 in my head I because I said
01:44:07 50 grand or whatever.
01:44:08 And I think he thought I said three grand.
01:44:11 And I thought at the time looking
01:44:13 listen in the back
01:44:13 now I think I thought that he was fucking with me and he was
01:44:16 he was starting to know that I was fucking with him.
01:44:18 Yeah, but in giving me a lower amount.
01:44:21 But I just think he misheard me.
01:44:22 And then I think he also was having trouble with, you know, talking
01:44:26 fast English. He's having all the slang.
01:44:29 He, he somebody else into it just barely at the end when the forward.
01:44:33 But yeah, I'm just kind of fucking with him.
01:44:37 Oh yes.
01:44:37 Hello. I'm back now.
01:44:40 Hello. Hello.
01:44:42 Yes, Mr.
01:44:43 Zubov. Yes.
01:44:44 I would like to loan for 50,000. No, please.
01:44:47 You came back. Your balls are out there.
01:44:49 No providing of $50,000 loan for 3000.
01:44:56 I thought you might.
01:44:57 A $5,000.
01:44:58 That was about 35.
01:45:05 3500 once.
01:45:08 What? 500.
01:45:13 Oh, at the moment.
01:45:15 And see, I was talking to somebody in the background who's here.
01:45:18 I don't know what you're saying.
01:45:19 Hello. Hello.
01:45:23 Yeah.
01:45:24 What, what exactly I want for me here.
01:45:26 This is one of my by my buddy $2,000.
01:45:31 So fucking motherfucker.
01:45:33 That's my fault.
01:45:35 My man's dealt with me before the other guy didn't.
01:45:39 We heard the voice and he's like, Yeah, this one.
01:45:41 Now you want motherfucker.
01:45:50 Yeah.
01:45:51 And they would call me all the time when I was a welder, and they would
01:45:54 interrupt my app
01:45:56 on my radio app, which I would have to.
01:45:59 Even if I didn't answer the call, I'd have to go open the phone, back up,
01:46:02 open the radio, back up and choose the stream again.
01:46:06 And that would piss me off all the time because I'd be in the middle of a well,
01:46:09 then I get a call and I'm like, You motherfucker!
01:46:11 And they'd call me all the fucking time.
01:46:13 And so I just started fucking with them back and that's just the slow progression.
01:46:18 There's this
01:46:19 is I, I didn't record them for a while,
01:46:22 but I did it so much that I figured, let me just artists for fun.
01:46:26 But that's number two in the series of about ten, I'd say
01:46:30 10 to 12.
01:46:35 Yeah,
01:46:45 you call me.
01:46:47 Who's this?
01:46:49 This Gary Sledge.
01:46:50 Hey. Hey. How's it going?
01:46:52 Anything you want to say? Like it? It's not the show.
01:46:54 It's of like, a weird Asian guys personally engaged and engaging.
01:46:59 We were so confused when you left.
01:47:00 We know you worked a long time, but we knew that the show was just way
01:47:03 too important to you to leave the way you did.
01:47:05 So is there anything you'd like to say?
01:47:08 We were worried sick about you.
01:47:11 You guys are doing a great job.
01:47:13 Well, this is still the flat trade show, so there were some flies around.
01:47:16 So all three of us are doing a great job.
01:47:19 We have like 133 people watching
01:47:23 11. It's more than a 12.
01:47:25 Sorry, my number.
01:47:26 I saw the one one. I thought there was a three after it.
01:47:28 That's my bad double digits.
01:47:30 Still, though, I didn't know you can call me.
01:47:32 That's pretty.
01:47:34 Yeah. The dialing out.
01:47:35 Yeah. If you can dial in, you can.
01:47:37 And you probably you probably weren't ready for it,
01:47:38 so you had to answer because your phone's ringing right there next to everybody.
01:47:41 So we just wanted to say good bye.
01:47:44 Everybody that matters.
01:47:45 That's everyone.
01:47:47 Everybody and everybody that matters is the same thing.
01:47:50 You looking forward to the show?
01:47:54 Oh, we're not sure we're going to have that.
01:47:57 Yeah.
01:47:58 We feel it's a conflict of interest.
01:48:00 We've had some we didn't have.
01:48:01 Yeah, bad feedback. So yeah,
01:48:05 we didn't have an official ending to the show.
01:48:07 So we're kind of in purgatory right now.
01:48:09 We don't know how to continue forward.
01:48:10 You take it as a mike drop moment, but we take it as just total compatible ism.
01:48:15 It's this is, this is not the Brady draw.
01:48:18 So this is more just the afterlife of Flashdance right now.
01:48:21 Yeah.
01:48:22 I'm going to get I'm going to have to get as the above so below.
01:48:26 Well that was it that was it is that not true.
01:48:29 Official He added nothing.
01:48:30 We were just checking.
01:48:31 All right, now that we're sure.
01:48:33 All right.
01:48:34 What did he call him and why did you. Yeah, why didn't you?
01:48:36 Why did he call in?
01:48:37 Wait a minute. I call him. Yeah, but why did he answer that?
01:48:43 Call him again?
01:48:45 Yeah, You got the answer.
01:48:47 You got his call with that
01:48:49 all? I remember him saying he worked for ten or 11 hours today.
01:48:53 Mount Rushmore of choices,
01:48:55 who you marry, where you live,
01:48:58 if you there's an afterlife.
01:49:00 And if you call Gary after.
01:49:02 Wait, it's not even midnight.
01:49:04 Exactly. We got to go.
01:49:05 At least take fudge and submit.
01:49:06 And this is bullshit because my man quit his fucking stable job
01:49:10 because of the drive and he's working ten, 11 hours
01:49:13 when he could do just ten, 11 hours at a sample job.
01:49:16 What's wrong with you?
01:49:17 Well, those are life choices.
01:49:18 Not to stay with the topic, but I don't. I never question.
01:49:21 Another man's life choices.
01:49:23 I mean, I'm not saying that I'm not questioning your life choices.
01:49:28 What I said was the fuck thrown the.
01:49:32 You're just.
01:49:32 You're just.
01:49:33 I mean, that choice. He's just not here.
01:49:36 So you're.
01:49:37 You're lashing out over I choices.
01:49:40 No, no.
01:49:43 Everybody choice.
01:49:45 Everybody choices.
01:49:47 No, I don't think he got paid to drive from house
01:49:49 to establish rent when he was
01:49:53 stocker.
01:49:54 I don't get paid to drive the house to establish or buy shelf stocker.
01:49:57 Who the fuck gets paid to drive from house to establishment?
01:50:02 I do know.
01:50:03 You know,
01:50:05 I get paid to drive to
01:50:09 my place of where I work for the day.
01:50:12 Who is playing.
01:50:13 So we're playing one card.
01:50:14 Monte Yeah, we got a business card.
01:50:17 Monte When I'm sweet, those
01:50:23 quadrants, I'm not going to tell you which I'm not going to show you, okay?
01:50:26 Right now, I'm going to show you this one, right?
01:50:29 Glad Rance is going in the middle,
01:50:30 but there are some markings on the outside of this.
01:50:32 I could tell them apart.
01:50:33 I don't know if you can see it or not, but it's in the middle right now.
01:50:36 I should change the camera back, since Gary's not here anymore.
01:50:39 You know,
01:50:41 I don't need irony.
01:50:42 Lost where it is, I can.
01:50:45 Well, you may have just shown it.
01:50:55 You can remember
01:50:59 when my mom
01:51:00 and my brother were all
01:51:10 that was
01:51:11 when you got the wrong side of your
01:51:24 4 minutes.
01:51:25 Which one is it?
01:51:26 It's always the one in the middle. Where do we want to come? The.
01:51:27 It's 500 bucks for anybody who can guess it.
01:51:31 Oh, really need right now. Yeah.
01:51:33 Nobody's going to guess it in the chat can I guess.
01:51:38 You know you can. I guess. You know what?
01:51:41 Can I start a rumble again?
01:51:43 Oh, well, that was my name.
01:51:45 I was going to say yes, because I don't think
01:51:47 you'll find it either, unless you have a marking or something.
01:51:49 Oh, I just looked.
01:51:50 They scribble, they're scribble different.
01:51:52 You know which one it is. No, you can't play.
01:51:56 No. I
01:51:56 stole last call for the $500 and no, this is number one.
01:52:02 This is number two.
01:52:04 This is number three.
01:52:07 It's definitely number two.
01:52:11 You got it. Number two.
01:52:12 I got a number two.
01:52:14 Number two.
01:52:14 You think it's number two? Really?
01:52:17 No, I don't think it's number two.
01:52:19 I didn't watch and I know it's number two.
01:52:22 I'm not played.
01:52:23 No, I if I win, I'm going to pay myself 500 bucks.
01:52:25 I don't think that works.
01:52:26 You want to be sure this is the afterlife?
01:52:29 You're.
01:52:30 Am I sure.
01:52:31 Are you trying to talk me out of it
01:52:33 or am I trying to talk you away from it?
01:52:36 Well, there's no money on the table, so there's nothing to lose.
01:52:39 So, yeah, I bet at all.
01:52:41 Number two.
01:52:43 See, you should have you guys.
01:52:44 Somebody should have taken it.
01:52:47 Quadrants number three, cheater.
01:52:53 Do one more.
01:52:54 One more time.
01:52:56 This because I want to hear that song again.
01:52:58 So right now it's in the center.
01:53:00 Oh, I got it.
01:53:00 We can do this.
01:53:02 What I should do while you're doing it. Yep.
01:53:14 Number.
01:53:26 Oh, I don't know why, but I've always thought
01:53:28 what's going on of summer and so on and off.
01:53:32 It's hard, really.
01:53:33 I'm guessing you don't have much experience with heat.
01:53:35 No, but sometimes I like your smiles,
01:53:38 and I like
01:53:44 you're going to be with them for a minute.
01:53:45 Honey, what is this in the summer?
01:53:50 Because at this point, they're just going to burn from
01:53:55 113, four.
01:54:00 Wait, why?
01:54:00 Gary, pick this format up?
01:54:02 I have no idea if he can explain that.
01:54:06 And I can't
01:54:09 imagine how much cooler I'll be and I know
01:54:13 that.
01:54:14 Blah, blah, blah. No.
01:54:17 So I guess that makes sense.
01:54:24 But I'll be
01:54:31 it's the slow down
01:54:34 to where
01:54:43 something
01:54:45 incredible.
01:54:49 So is it one, two or three.
01:54:51 Well, I think I can read them and see which one it was so
01:54:55 I can't play anymore
01:54:59 or I could be wrong.
01:55:02 But that one fall there, I think that's it.
01:55:04 It's back at number two.
01:55:10 One, two, three.
01:55:13 Second drawing once again, drawing only as a $100 winner.
01:55:16 So still a chance to win.
01:55:19 You want it in the center.
01:55:20 You really do.
01:55:22 Always the center, whether I'm right or wrong.
01:55:24 Yeah.
01:55:30 You sure you want the center?
01:55:33 Yeah.
01:55:34 Infinitely Good.
01:55:36 We got the chance. So I.
01:55:40 Ow, ow, ow,
01:55:44 ow, ow, ow,
01:55:48 ow, ow!
01:56:03 It's not right.
01:56:06 Two choices.
01:56:09 Oh, it just flipped it accidentally.
01:56:12 Uh, well, it's now Bets are off.
01:56:16 Look at this motherfucker. Look at this shit.
01:56:17 The same fucking one.
01:56:19 Somehow it ended up in the same cheater.
01:56:22 I didn't do it.
01:56:23 Everybody's got choices.
01:56:26 Everybody makes choices.
01:56:29 Everybody should. Everybody. That choice.
01:56:32 This everybody should
01:56:36 show choices.
01:56:38 I got one more mash up.
01:56:39 Should I save it for the Brady?
01:56:40 No. So,
01:56:42 like, I thought, we already didn't really just do that.
01:56:44 It just didn't.
01:56:45 You just play the and I know you played the fucking mash and I'm playing.
01:56:50 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That counts.
01:56:51 We don't have to play that that many.
01:56:53 We got 37.
01:56:55 We got a couple of seconds on my own. Yeah.
01:56:57 Might as well just.
01:56:58 Yeah.
01:56:58 Let's call to Brady and Josh Brady and or Jerry as a performance.
01:57:04 So be low because he's so close
01:57:07 Brady and Josh doing it
01:57:10 our way we're gonna make it make our dreams come true Brady and John
01:57:15 show it's Brady and Bridge extension Brady Doyle
01:57:22 what's up with the pause before show
01:57:24 That's great You know no it's the broken draw to
01:57:32 hey if we get back that's great Raise a roof
01:57:37 You got nipples.
01:57:40 Yeah.
01:57:41 Yeah, I do.
01:57:44 Why are you asking me if I have nipples?
01:57:45 That's all you do
01:57:56 to do.
01:57:57 Do do do do do, do, do pretty much what you would do.
01:58:00 What would it be? Brady Group.
01:58:02 Everybody's taking it to do do do, do
01:58:07 boo boo boo.
01:58:13 I like little boys,
01:58:14 Pee wee wee jibber I like to jibber them on the inside.
01:58:18 Do you like to play with stuffed animals jibber on my dirt floor.
01:58:27 I am going to commit great crime.
01:58:29 I'm going to bust knock in order. Tyler.
01:58:32 A penguin takes his car to the shop and the mechanic says
01:58:35 it'll take about an hour for him to check it.
01:58:37 While he waits,
01:58:38 the penguin goes to an ice cream shop and orders a big sundae to pass the time.
01:58:42 The penguin is the cleanest eater and he Djibril covered in melted ice cream.
01:58:46 When he returns to the shop,
01:58:48 the mechanic takes one look at him and says, Looks like blew a seal.
01:58:52 No, the penguin insists it's just ice cream.
01:58:57 Charlie,
01:59:01 what do you think? I.
01:59:06 I have quite a bit of questions.
01:59:08 Satan is a choice and an illusion created by you
01:59:16 where you draw.
01:59:21 It Wasn't
01:59:21 everything created by God then by that respect.
01:59:26 Are you natural
01:59:33 world?
01:59:36 Do you?
01:59:38 I don't know what else to say.
01:59:40 Does the carpet match the growth of the global
01:59:42 warming floral?
01:59:45 I actually what actually,
01:59:48 you know,
01:59:52 what's a god fagot
01:59:55 on the horns? Draw
01:59:59 the the
02:00:02 earth,
02:00:03 don't you?
02:00:05 I don't think
02:00:06 my God refers to as a him, but I don't think he has gender.
02:00:10 He's more just more or less the accumulation of all energy,
02:00:13 including you, Satan.
02:00:15 How does that make you feel right now?
02:00:18 The whole thing, our life,
02:00:21 the world.
02:00:24 You're part of God responsible for
02:00:28 whatever you want to call it.
02:00:29 You're part of everything.
02:00:31 The world. No.
02:00:32 So strong
02:00:36 world.
02:00:39 I agree.
02:00:45 Are you typing? Say,
02:00:49 sounds real vacant and empty down there.
02:00:51 And what I think figured to be a lot more people
02:00:55 there.
02:00:55 I thought Gary came back for a second.
02:00:57 I went to the bathroom, you know, to do. I thought I heard him.
02:00:59 It was a different atheist
02:01:05 challenging the
02:01:07 teachings of God.
02:01:12 I don't know who would do that.
02:01:13 I mean, it's there are staunch atheists and a lot of them, they even talk
02:01:17 like religious people almost their.
02:01:19 Atheism becomes a religion.
02:01:24 Those are the evangelistic atheists.
02:01:27 Are they?
02:01:27 Or is it just the people that they use This very reductionist
02:01:32 know what God is and they'll say there's no proof.
02:01:36 We seem to have pigeonholed ourself
02:01:38 into a carpet conversation every week with that.
02:01:43 It's the greatest conversation ever,
02:01:44 and it's how we break something.
02:01:48 Most people.
02:01:48 Why are you are you tired of it?
02:01:50 I was about to say some some some. Most
02:01:52 people get tired of that conversation, but that's endless conversation.
02:01:56 I got tired of it in the eighth grade when we were in the woods
02:01:59 on acid, all talking about how there's a whole world underneath our fingernail.
02:02:03 And then we kind of moved on to an acid in the air.
02:02:06 It explains a lot.
02:02:08 Yeah.
02:02:10 Was that I didn't do as into a private school
02:02:13 where she like 17 in eighth grade maybe I didn't didn't do that when
02:02:18 I was 17. In eighth grade.
02:02:19 I was so good at school. They let me keep doing it again and again.
02:02:27 The how it works,
02:02:30 it worked where I was raised
02:02:34 by Lord, How do you get my fucking email people?
02:02:36 Jesus Christ,
02:02:39 it's published.
02:02:40 Are you serious right now?
02:02:43 No, I'm sorry.
02:02:45 I work for the library.
02:02:45 Then I'm like, What the fuck is going on?
02:02:47 It's online, man. Your e-mails everywhere.
02:02:50 No, it's my work email.
02:02:52 It's like people think that just some, like the whole fucking service department,
02:02:56 and it's like there's a there's people that
02:02:59 sit on a in a desk and wait for your call and.
02:03:02 You want to call me?
02:03:03 I don't know how you got my number, but there's a button on that phone.
02:03:07 Yeah, it's called.
02:03:08 I didn't touch my phone.
02:03:09 It just, it just buzz and I just looked at
02:03:11 and What the fuck you and I'm not going to answer
02:03:13 it, and I won't call them back because I'm traveling this week,
02:03:16 technically, even though I'm home right now.
02:03:19 Not traveling more
02:03:21 traveling?
02:03:22 Well, I said, you're not in the area.
02:03:24 You're not really traveling.
02:03:25 Are you talking to the area in which I may have saw
02:03:29 UFOs?
02:03:30 Bigfoot?
02:03:34 I like the way
02:03:35 Gary compared people and see what he can say.
02:03:38 UFOs is what he said. UAB's UAV something.
02:03:41 I was driving. I was a couple of months I wanted to take.
02:03:43 He compared him to maps and I loved it.
02:03:47 You, they're all treated poorly the same.
02:03:51 And I thought he was going to rip.
02:03:53 I treat you like if you They're not treated the same.
02:03:58 They're both treated pretty ridiculously derogatory.
02:04:01 They're mocked and laughed at. Yeah, but they're two different derogatory.
02:04:04 One is you'll still talk to another and you wish to die.
02:04:08 The other one and the other one who might rape your children.
02:04:10 I get it.
02:04:11 There's a difference when they're older.
02:04:13 Total difference?
02:04:16 Yeah.
02:04:17 That's age where it's old enough, where they might have
02:04:20 a chance of fighting chance. They're not interested anymore because they're not.
02:04:23 Whatever.
02:04:23 A fighting chance. Literally.
02:04:26 You don't give them a fighting chance.
02:04:28 A fucking pistol.
02:04:31 Yeah.
02:04:32 Yeah.
02:04:33 What is with Mr. Anti-gun?
02:04:35 We got to revisit that.
02:04:37 I, I don't know.
02:04:38 I mean, I get it in a utopia.
02:04:40 We could snap my fingers and, you know, you can't say guns, because I agree.
02:04:44 It'll be replaced there if you remove the gun
02:04:46 that, void would be replaced with whatever the violence was.
02:04:50 The best bone marrow hoods, the best crossbow was the best.
02:04:53 Yeah, it's logical.
02:04:54 It's called the arms race because it started swinging arms.
02:04:58 The best projectile weapon.
02:05:01 Right.
02:05:01 Whoever has the training and
02:05:05 catapulting.
02:05:07 But since there is no utopia with all that not existing,
02:05:12 I think everybody deserves a fighting chance.
02:05:14 Whatever that in whatever situation,
02:05:20 everyone deserves to have a nuclear bomb.
02:05:26 What are people saying?
02:05:27 Hey, guys, do you know, just like 50 years ago, like maybe not in the city,
02:05:32 but in rural areas, you would take would take their gun to school
02:05:37 and hunt on the way home?
02:05:38 I mean, it was not this frowned upon, though.
02:05:42 I mean, if you if there's that whole
02:05:46 didn't you bring that up on the one episode
02:05:48 long time ago, The whole probably America's Most Wanted.
02:05:53 You did the whole America's Most Wanted situation where kids aren't
02:05:56 actually being abducted at the rates that
02:05:59 everyone's afraid of because of the television series America's
02:06:02 America's Most Wanted. And it kind of scarred America.
02:06:05 And that's all the stories that you hear, even though
02:06:08 kids are
02:06:09 kids are allowed less freedom outside of the US.
02:06:13 Yeah, you know, that was 100% brought up because I remember
02:06:16 I mentioned my more girlfriends, my girlfriend's niece, who she was
02:06:21 just in the garage and they were like, she's out in the garage by herself.
02:06:25 And I'm like, Yeah.
02:06:25 I'm like, I don't know.
02:06:26 She she thought we were kind of playing hide and seek a little bit.
02:06:30 And she thought I went out in the garage
02:06:32 and I thought it was funny that she went out there
02:06:34 and they're like, Oh, I got to.
02:06:35 And I'm like, Whoa, like what?
02:06:36 What's going to happen?
02:06:37 And then I'm like, I'm like, okay, I guess like somebody just so happens
02:06:41 there was a weird predator
02:06:43 that's willing to try to take a child and think that they're going to get away.
02:06:47 Just happens to be driving down that block at that time.
02:06:49 Sure, It's it's possible see, if she was if she was a curious
02:06:54 child, I'd be more worried about the actual tools
02:06:56 and shit in the garage than some fucking fan phantom and coming and snatching her.
02:07:00 Remember that when I was a kid, one person and it was in Troy, Michigan,
02:07:06 got snatched or allegedly was probably of somebody they knew.
02:07:09 And they said the allegedly ever since then,
02:07:15 not just my mom,
02:07:16 the entire any any adult would be like, you're going to get snatched.
02:07:19 I mean, they would just they would use that word.
02:07:21 There's a there's a kid snatcher on the loose, Right.
02:07:24 Dude, that would terrify some kids.
02:07:26 So hard to do, though.
02:07:27 It's that's not as easy, is it, to snatch kid rejected Yeah.
02:07:33 Oh thought I'm like thought of
02:07:35 how would you know have you attempted it
02:07:38 You just wonder I don't know I'm wondering type person I drive by kids and I
02:07:42 you know it just might be top of mind character
02:07:47 every every like two, three times a year, a couple of times a year.
02:07:50 We get these alert that there's some stranger
02:07:52 driving around in a van trying to talk to kids. Now,
02:07:57 I've never, ever heard of a kid going.
02:08:01 I mean, I'm sure it happens.
02:08:02 I'm not inquiring.
02:08:05 I'm not under this Sounds interesting.
02:08:07 Tell me more.
02:08:08 I mean, dude, who who doesn't teach, man, get in and I'll tell you more.
02:08:13 And he's like, okay,
02:08:15 I know the one instead of seven.
02:08:16 This isn't a how to snatch kids either by the by the way one us snatching of it's
02:08:21 I would think right
02:08:23 I don't think they're going to say you want some candy
02:08:24 I think they're smarter now they're going to say
02:08:27 hey your father told me to come get you.
02:08:30 You know, he got hurt and blah, blah, blah.
02:08:32 And they'll be like, what the.
02:08:33 Yeah, that's what they say. But how often does that really happen?
02:08:36 Statistically, we probably have no idea, but
02:08:40 I don't think that's what we did on that show.
02:08:42 I looked back, I looked at the statistics.
02:08:44 It was very, very slim to beat, to get to get snatched or well, the
02:08:50 no being that the premise being that the excuse
02:08:55 and I think it depends on the area.
02:08:57 Like I think most times when people say they get inducted, it's a 17 year old
02:09:02 that abducted a 13 year old and a 17 year old, happens to be a male
02:09:04 and the 13 year old happens to be a female and they kind of know each other.
02:09:08 And the female kind of likes the older.
02:09:10 And the parents are like, now, he abducted her.
02:09:13 I don't think a stranger just walks up and tries to lure kids.
02:09:17 If you're one
02:09:18 of those people, please call in or chat or we would like to talk to you.
02:09:21 Please call in and we'll call the police.
02:09:23 But please call.
02:09:24 And that would probably be a really good interview.
02:09:27 Yeah, right.
02:09:28 Yeah, we'll interview you.
02:09:29 Honestly, we'll give them an honest, fair shake to say your side.
02:09:32 What are you thinking? What is your outcome?
02:09:35 Are you really trying to snatch, rape and kill kids now?
02:09:38 Or. Steve, we're talking to you if you want to call in.
02:09:40 Did you miss something in your childhood that you're trying to recapture?
02:09:47 Turns out Michael Jackson didn't tell kids he was just that's that was his problem.
02:09:50 He was mentally
02:09:53 arrested meant what's a arrested development
02:09:55 that's that's that's what he'll say his excuses
02:09:59 I believe it especially when he was mean.
02:10:03 Okay.
02:10:05 So does does that make it okay?
02:10:09 You mean other people?
02:10:11 No, I'm just saying by choice,
02:10:16 I would never put myself in that situation to have to explain myself out of it.
02:10:19 So everybody got choice?
02:10:22 No, not at all. No,
02:10:25 but I'm not.
02:10:27 I mean, I had a good childhood.
02:10:29 I'm not trying to regain or recapture something that he was obviously trying to.
02:10:35 Who says that?
02:10:36 That's something that you need to obtain and reach back for
02:10:40 people that don't?
02:10:41 I've got plenty of regrets.
02:10:42 Plenty of regrets, you said. Who says that mean?
02:10:44 I would just simply say people that lost it or was never did I mean his dad.
02:10:50 I'm right his dad did some
02:10:53 you know I'm six, seven, six, eight.
02:10:55 I never made it to the NBA. That's traumatizing for me.
02:10:58 Should I then lash out at
02:11:01 do I have an excuse to not be a regular human being?
02:11:04 Can I be all fucked up and be forgiven?
02:11:08 Well, first, I want to know if you're all right.
02:11:10 Are you okay?
02:11:12 I'm going to be okay.
02:11:13 I don't know.
02:11:14 What's your definition of okay?
02:11:17 Are you managing to somehow
02:11:20 live a life without being in the NBA?
02:11:24 And here you're only.
02:11:25 You're only in your thirties, right?
02:11:26 It's not too late. Did you.
02:11:29 Did you ever even try out thirties, Jerry?
02:11:31 Even try out?
02:11:33 I mean, Master P tried out for the Charlotte Hornets and who's Master
02:11:37 P Diddy. Somebody who
02:11:43 that didn't help man And
02:11:45 no limit Master P
02:11:48 I got to know
02:11:51 one thing that I will.
02:11:52 One thing that makes me different than Gary.
02:11:54 If I don't know something about anything, I'll just say I don't fucking know
02:11:57 fucking Mr.
02:11:58 Ice Cream man.
02:12:00 That one.
02:12:01 Look for the N-word with the latest dope
02:12:05 that to wake up from.
02:12:08 Yo, look for the N-word.
02:12:09 It is to look for the nigger because you got to be true.
02:12:12 I think he put us the H on there.
02:12:16 We're.
02:12:17 We're all brothers here, nigga.
02:12:22 Yeah, I just.
02:12:22 There's some people in my life
02:12:23 that if I even refer to the word and they're white, by the way,
02:12:27 lose their mind, they will stop whatever we're debating,
02:12:30 whatever conversation we have, we have to stop.
02:12:32 And I have to apologize for the harm that I get for saying murder.
02:12:36 However I say it, it doesn't matter because.
02:12:38 But because I'm literally saying, is it okay if I say the word?
02:12:41 They're like, what word? And I'll say nigger.
02:12:42 And they're like, Yeah.
02:12:44 They're all like, Oh, my party.
02:12:46 If you said that to me right now.
02:12:47 And there was honestly a word or the syllable that somehow offended me
02:12:51 doesn't exist, I would say, No, please don't say that word.
02:12:55 Instead of stopping life, I'm like, I'm
02:12:57 not going to apologize for saying the word you did.
02:12:59 You asked me what word was I supposed to like.
02:13:02 You know what offends me?
02:13:03 Somebody that can't that walks right up to a word and then says the N-word,
02:13:07 like in context. Is it?
02:13:08 I said it in no context, then to really really, really piss him off.
02:13:12 There was a black newswoman
02:13:15 and she had on a lot of eye shadow.
02:13:17 So I said in reference to I won't say on air now,
02:13:21 and I said, That's offensive.
02:13:25 Do you see the difference?
02:13:26 I'm just referring to somebody
02:13:27 that said a word in a story that had nothing to do with anything.
02:13:29 That's a huge difference context.
02:13:30 Matters
02:13:32 to me.
02:13:36 So you were just you were talking about a story
02:13:37 and you used the word not a story, a song, and you refer to the N-word.
02:13:41 And that offended me.
02:13:42 Please don't.
02:13:42 Please try not to offend me. If you can.
02:13:45 Well, I want to hear that.
02:13:46 I want to hear the softer what?
02:13:48 However he said it. That's how you weak.
02:13:50 That's how you should say it to the quote unquote worst.
02:13:55 I just I don't make it okay.
02:13:57 I don't think you want to self-censor, too.
02:13:59 That's fine. But it's offensive.
02:14:02 I need to hear the words.
02:14:03 Is that.
02:14:04 Okay, though I it's hard to distinguish.
02:14:07 Right.
02:14:07 Right from wrong in that room, is it?
02:14:11 I don't think it is.
02:14:13 Some will say it's never okay, but that's a choice.
02:14:17 And by choice,
02:14:20 it's never okay.
02:14:21 That's there's always a time where if he's back and then he's gone again,
02:14:25 we're having some issues
02:14:28 that my Internet, my own net solid.
02:14:33 Yeah.
02:14:34 You know you're back for the moment but your read
02:14:38 your note to your connections out.
02:14:43 That's on my mind.
02:14:45 Yeah. You read. Your read is read.
02:14:47 Can I look gorgeous.
02:14:48 I look gorgeous
02:14:50 on the me.
02:14:52 It might have been the two hour mark because for whatever reason AT&T
02:14:54 doesn't let you. So I can
02:14:57 I can prioritize the boys I like it or 2 hours.
02:15:01 The official the official error is read is bad
02:15:05 because ordering
02:15:06 video packet loss indicator is a real preview.
02:15:10 Green is good red is bad.
02:15:11 Flame implies your CPU is overloaded.
02:15:14 I'm on my prioritize.
02:15:16 I'm really sorry to our native Americans because apparently red has been.
02:15:20 Or is that racist?
02:15:21 Which one is white is what I just said.
02:15:24 Racism was the original claim.
02:15:26 So I would go back to say that context matters.
02:15:29 If you automatically think every time you hear the word red, you think
02:15:32 of Indians.
02:15:33 That may be a new problem more than a US problem.
02:15:36 Well, you said green is good.
02:15:37 I thought of, you know, Irish, so it.
02:15:40 Yeah, right.
02:15:42 It's funny.
02:15:44 It's funny you say that things are bad Native Americans.
02:15:46 You're you're, you're making a joke
02:15:48 that is obvious and funny, but there are actually people
02:15:51 that don't want us to say, like, black male anymore
02:15:54 because it's racist.
02:15:55 They do.
02:15:56 They want us to call it white male. No, you know what?
02:15:58 If that's what it was called, I would be fine with that whitewash.
02:16:01 I don't want people to stop saying whitewash
02:16:05 like, I mean, we could context matters.
02:16:10 We can't just eliminate
02:16:13 we can whitewash sending
02:16:15 money.
02:16:17 Why do you make it sound gay?
02:16:19 That's what I want to know.
02:16:21 I don't know. It's just the voice.
02:16:22 It's it's people, but it's raspy.
02:16:25 It's definitely.
02:16:27 It's raspy. Yeah. I was thinking more.
02:16:29 It makes it kind of raspy is what you're thinking.
02:16:32 But Lisp is what I'm hearing.
02:16:35 Well, it's because it's high pitched, because it's trying to blend.
02:16:39 To me, it's kind of like this is how it sounded.
02:16:43 I talk normal.
02:16:45 I kind of like
02:16:47 listening. You know what it sounds like?
02:16:49 It sounds like it was like
02:16:51 this sounds like an athlete who thinks he's intellectual.
02:16:54 He's like, well, hold on. Wait a second.
02:16:55 And then you're going to going to say something really deep
02:16:59 that you have to pull the trigger.
02:17:02 Yep. Yep.
02:17:04 Thinking beginning and nope, nope.
02:17:07 I got to know the rhythm from motion.
02:17:09 Are you, are you cycling?
02:17:11 Are you hitting two buttons?
02:17:12 I got to know
02:17:15 we've got to do it when it comes to your.
02:17:17 Yeah,
02:17:19 I want to hear your statement buttons so you can go. Yep.
02:17:22 You can say yep.
02:17:23 No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
02:17:24 Yes Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.
02:17:27 I can sleep.
02:17:28 Yeah. No.
02:17:28 Yeah. No sleep peacefully.
02:17:30 Now that I know that.
02:17:32 Actually, if I took my
02:17:35 choice.
02:17:37 Yeah, actually isotope isotope isotope,
02:17:41 I forget I've had it forever, but I actually just ripped the
02:17:46 YouTube audio,
02:17:49 stripped the instrumental instruments out of it and just the voice
02:17:53 only it always do a good job but you can kind of here I cropped it off.
02:17:58 Yeah right.
02:18:00 So it's just use my choice to.
02:18:04 I mean it's Yeah.
02:18:05 You can hear the cymbals in the background.
02:18:07 Yeah. So I said
02:18:09 Oh yeah.
02:18:10 But it just sounds.
02:18:10 MP three Good job of just pulling the nowadays my ears are used to that.
02:18:15 It just, I mean if you flat wasn't made with the official acapella.
02:18:20 Yeah. Yeah.
02:18:22 I think there's a huge I made this on something to come back. No.
02:18:27 Yeah. No,
02:18:29 no, no.
02:18:31 Yeah. This is the ultimate. No,
02:18:35 it's a loop.
02:18:36 All right, Gary, if I get.
02:18:39 Are you sure?
02:18:41 No. Oh, yeah.
02:18:45 No. Nope.
02:18:47 So, yeah.
02:18:48 Did you catch the monologue? Nope.
02:18:51 Oh, yes.
02:18:53 Yeah, I did.
02:18:54 I was listening to it. I'm.
02:18:54 I drove back to here.
02:18:57 What? His.
02:18:58 My parents house.
02:18:59 I was there a minute.
02:19:00 What was his angle about? Choices.
02:19:02 But there was one thing I want to write down and I was driving.
02:19:04 And sometimes I do that.
02:19:06 Sometimes I try to driving, but I mean, texting, maybe writing things, writing.
02:19:10 Definitely not reading, you know, like page turning, reading.
02:19:15 Probably not.
02:19:16 It depends on if I'm if I'm just if something happens,
02:19:19 if I were to just take it myself versus someone else, that's, you know,
02:19:23 if it's just me, then yeah, I'm
02:19:24 going to try to write something down when I'm driving.
02:19:26 But if there's like other traffic around, it's like, yeah, I'm not going to
02:19:30 not going to do that.
02:19:32 I would just dictate it.
02:19:35 Does that make it okay?
02:19:36 It is a negative.
02:19:37 Yeah.
02:19:38 If you had to do any better things you want to do,
02:19:39 shout out to my insurance makes it possible. So
02:19:44 hey, those are the good hands, people.
02:19:45 That's ironic that you're, you know, you're driving with no hands.
02:19:48 It's actually a farm.
02:19:50 Actually.
02:19:50 Say farm it, You know, by choice.
02:19:57 Everybody has choices.
02:20:02 All right?
02:20:02 So everybody does have choices.
02:20:04 And I was going to stick around because I wasn't married
02:20:07 to much content that I brought,
02:20:11 but this thing's been bouncing around.
02:20:15 I don't know. Put it on a screen.
02:20:16 I want to go to Chrome.
02:20:18 Should I put it up?
02:20:18 It will be to amuse you.
02:20:21 I don't know what 70 if it's all black and we got tiny squares.
02:20:24 I don't care. It's more lines around the.
02:20:26 It's more or less the audio. It's more or less audio.
02:20:29 Why did it not go to Google Chrome?
02:20:33 You fucking piece of shit.
02:20:35 I don't even see your sharing window.
02:20:37 That's weird.
02:20:39 No, I guess because I rejoined it, I never shared it like it was.
02:20:43 And Moran, you fucking idiot.
02:20:46 God, fuck it.
02:20:47 So I can't even find the window that I'm supposed to be sharing.
02:20:50 Jesus Christ, you fucking more.
02:20:53 Let's just close.
02:20:54 We're done.
02:20:54 Fuck the show.
02:20:56 God damn it.
02:20:58 You're afraid.
02:21:00 You're going to the garage show
02:21:03 three.
02:21:05 Oh, it's perfect.
02:21:06 You're this guy.
02:21:08 Oh, no.
02:21:09 It's a stripper. See,
02:21:12 it could be.
02:21:13 I mean, everybody identify as trans and gender queer.
02:21:16 And to me, that means I like to play with gender.
02:21:18 I like to problematize gender.
02:21:20 I like to promote gender function.
02:21:22 And I like playing with little boys.
02:21:24 Gender. Well,
02:21:26 that's kind of character. Her.
02:21:29 I never really had a choice.
02:21:33 You can do whatever you want. Gender.
02:21:35 I like to problematize gender.
02:21:37 I like to confront and problematize.
02:21:40 Like trying to read doesn't need to be a problem it's very basic
02:21:44 gender norms in how I present and how I move through the world.
02:21:48 Problem. Male. Female It's a good word.
02:21:51 No, I feel both and neither one and and so many of the labels that we use.
02:21:56 So in this I think what he meant by that is he runs up into your face and goes,
02:22:00 Oh, probably I'm a problem for you aren't I am a problem for you Like dude
02:22:04 perfectly fine with you you're going to
02:22:06 you're probably going to miss gender.
02:22:09 I'm just sort of thrown off by your misgendering of this this is
02:22:15 I'm trying to go
02:22:16 back and forth whatever it may be
02:22:20 I I'm not being disrespectful.
02:22:22 I'm just saying if if he was born a girl
02:22:25 and then everyone made him a boy but now he's a girl again.
02:22:30 Used to be he's misgendering himself and going back and forth. So
02:22:35 and the tie I know women wear tie
02:22:36 but that I honestly it looks it looks like an old man.
02:22:40 I don't mean to be a dick, but it's a tie with a weird vest.
02:22:43 And then like in the triangle, something is like a indicator of
02:22:48 a like a butch thing.
02:22:52 We can't define educated.
02:22:54 I'm not educated to these things.
02:22:57 Yeah, I don't know the symbolism.
02:22:59 If I do, I get it. Is this a
02:23:02 picture or is this?
02:23:03 A perfectly placed mirror with the X on it?
02:23:06 Is that
02:23:09 a picture or a perfectly placed mirror?
02:23:11 I want to go back to misgendering him because I'm sorry.
02:23:14 What significance am I supposed to.
02:23:18 That makes me think.
02:23:20 Except that. Look, you know what?
02:23:22 He's so sick of being misgendered he put trans visible on his fucking vest.
02:23:25 Yeah, right. Yeah. I'm a thing.
02:23:28 There's no make.
02:23:29 Not that women have to wear makeup, but she's not wearing makeup.
02:23:33 Well, this story gets deeper than just
02:23:37 third layers.
02:23:38 There's levels of everything.
02:23:40 So you say that, and I love that you said that and you brought that up.
02:23:43 But. But let's just. Yeah.
02:23:46 Now I identify trends in general.
02:23:48 You mean that means I like to play gender like a gender.
02:23:53 I like to confront gender norms in how I present
02:23:56 and how I move through the world. She likes that.
02:23:58 That's aggressive gender norms on how she presents.
02:24:01 So she looks like she's she's just trolling, is what she's saying, right?
02:24:05 I like a good troll. I have a troll.
02:24:08 I don't have I don't have a problem with trans
02:24:10 I have a problem with trans that don't even try.
02:24:13 Like what? What?
02:24:14 And I'm not saying that you can't.
02:24:16 There's no I'm not I'm not one to decide what level you trans or not.
02:24:20 But if somebody misgender you
02:24:24 because you're barely
02:24:25 trans it's really not their fault.
02:24:29 So I'm and I like to kind of poke the bear.
02:24:32 I'm a poke the bear type person.
02:24:33 I like to make that little nuanced joke
02:24:37 there.
02:24:37 So people call that trolling and I'm perfectly fine with that.
02:24:40 To me, trolling is fishing.
02:24:42 I'm just sitting there.
02:24:43 I throw a comment out and I'm waiting for somebody to catch it.
02:24:47 And I kind of go, Oh, that's funny.
02:24:50 I can't believe they actually commented on that.
02:24:52 But I send it to now for fun gender norms in how I present gender.
02:24:57 I can find gender norms in how I present and how I move through the world.
02:25:02 I feel female and male.
02:25:05 I'd like to confront Gene. See?
02:25:07 Sounds like they're trolling.
02:25:10 I feel both male and female.
02:25:12 Well, then I'm going to call you. He and she.
02:25:15 It just sounds like
02:25:16 I just roll in for the sake of trolling.
02:25:20 How can I win if he feels both male and female,
02:25:24 you could just say, Well, and if I say he I feel like a she right now, now
02:25:27 tomorrow I'm going to say she he right now in the same sentence, is saying
02:25:32 that I'm going to problem with ties that a word we're going to this,
02:25:38 which means that to me that means make it a prime no matter what I'm going to do.
02:25:42 Yeah, I'm trolling you is what that is.
02:25:44 I'm trolling you because you have an issue
02:25:48 with this topic and I do the same shit online.
02:25:51 But then he has virtue, you know that I'm going to be triggered by something.
02:25:56 And so you reach for that. And that's pretty much what this is.
02:25:58 Oh, you have a problem with somebody who dresses as a woman when they're a man?
02:26:01 Well, let me take it one step further.
02:26:03 Let me let me do this.
02:26:05 This is Mike.
02:26:05 And instead of saying, wow, I might be a bully,
02:26:08 they actually go, well, I'm spreading awareness, so I'm good for the world.
02:26:14 Their mind.
02:26:15 By the way, this is a
02:26:18 w path
02:26:20 very familiar with W path
02:26:24 No, that the World
02:26:26 Professional Association for Transgender Health, formerly
02:26:31 the Harry Benjamin International Gender Dysphoria Association,
02:26:36 is a professional organization devoted to the understanding
02:26:39 and treatment of gender identity and gender dysphoria
02:26:43 and creating standardized treatment for transgender and gender variant people.
02:26:50 And this is this is a certified
02:26:54 clinician, clinic and clinician.
02:26:58 We're firm.
02:26:58 This person thinks incorrectly,
02:27:02 they're well, this is the person
02:27:06 their name is is is Laura.
02:27:10 Laura person we're looking at.
02:27:12 JACOBS Yeah.
02:27:15 So this is a little bit okay, if I cover my bases
02:27:18 and call them a call them a person, or is that not acceptable?
02:27:23 So this is a per the person is.
02:27:26 Laura
02:27:28 You can't call me a person that removes the problem.
02:27:30 You son of a bitch.
02:27:31 Laura Oh, no, hold on.
02:27:33 I don't care about the name. This is me being Jacob.
02:27:35 Invisible person right there.
02:27:37 You're not problematize this.
02:27:39 You cannot call me a person. Can we back up?
02:27:41 You either have to gender me or misgender me.
02:27:43 Don't call me a person.
02:27:47 Yeah, you are.
02:27:48 It sounds like I'm making fun of him,
02:27:49 but tell me he's not talking just like this and that.
02:27:52 Here's my effort of being a woman.
02:27:53 I'm talking a little bit stupid and slow, and I go through the world.
02:27:59 This is how I'm being in the world.
02:28:00 This is the way I think females are.
02:28:02 This is the way I think I know.
02:28:03 Tom No, I would talk like I would do a falsetto I was a real female,
02:28:09 natural born female.
02:28:10 I would be really offended at that.
02:28:11 Like, Oh my God, it's literally
02:28:14 when I make fun of my girlfriend, that's kind of the voice I use a little bit.
02:28:18 Of course, that's what, you know,
02:28:21 when I met her and I'm like, Oh my God, that's my idea.
02:28:25 And she's like, That's not
02:28:27 other person.
02:28:30 You just with another problem
02:28:32 because he's a dude.
02:28:35 Both and neither one.
02:28:38 And so many of the labels that we use in this area
02:28:41 feel equally offensive tech.
02:28:45 And, and I simply can't tell where one gender ends
02:28:50 and another begins to look down.
02:28:53 What does that even mean?
02:28:54 What does that mean?
02:28:56 If your penis is going into a vagina?
02:28:59 It's right there.
02:29:01 Yeah, that is literally where one ends and the other begins
02:29:06 the threshold for the penis to be loving.
02:29:11 Obviously, in your world,
02:29:13 sadly it has not been so you resent it.
02:29:16 And now you want the whole world to resent it too.
02:29:18 And I'm sorry, but in a probably unfair way.
02:29:21 I feel incredibly sorry for you right?
02:29:24 The only place where one gender ends and the other begins is heterosexual sex.
02:29:29 Because if you're a dude and you're fucking another dude in the asshole,
02:29:33 that's just where one gender ends and the same gender begins.
02:29:38 And if you're lesbians and you're like using a dildo,
02:29:42 a double sided dildo, kind of fuck your ear.
02:29:45 That's where one gender and a piece of plastic exists.
02:29:49 And then the same gender that's he just summed it up in literally nutshell.
02:29:55 No pun intended.
02:29:57 It has nothing to do with beat.
02:29:58 It has nothing to do with it being something.
02:30:00 It has nothing to do with reality.
02:30:01 It has to do with just simply a certain way.
02:30:05 This is an expert and it's it's you
02:30:10 feel this person's plus or sense feel.
02:30:15 We just can't call it call everybody a person.
02:30:18 And then anybody who wants to be defined a certain way can just fuck you.
02:30:22 And I think that's what the day is about.
02:30:24 This is I can see it.
02:30:26 We actually get the whole world to start doing that.
02:30:27 They'll go, Stop calling me a person.
02:30:30 You're demeaning my gender.
02:30:32 No, that's the best part of what I'm showing you here.
02:30:35 Because if Gary would have stuck around, this may have made the difference.
02:30:38 But that's fine, because your show is perfect for right.
02:30:41 I was wrong. I apologize.
02:30:44 This is a rabbit hole that dives pretty deep.
02:30:47 I imagine It's just that right now you're feeling a bit like Alice.
02:30:52 Yeah. Tumbling down the rabbit hole.
02:30:55 Down the rabbit hole down the road.
02:31:00 But all the
02:31:05 medical interventions allow some of us
02:31:09 to change our primary and secondary sex characteristics.
02:31:14 We have foul plastic that creates a penis in the scrotum and testicles.
02:31:17 We have vaginoplasty that creates that.
02:31:20 The time out above is a really.
02:31:22 I got distracted when he said, Does it really?
02:31:25 Does it really does it do that? It does.
02:31:29 We have that.
02:31:30 So because every time I look at a transgender
02:31:34 vagina or a transgender penis, my mind goes,
02:31:38 Well,
02:31:43 how often that's coming out with my mind.
02:31:47 If you look at when you do as I do, hedge, hedge, hedge, hedge,
02:31:52 she no one is hearing it.
02:31:56 Look here, Look over here.
02:31:58 Look over here.
02:31:59 Do you look over here.
02:32:02 What do you do?
02:32:08 You live in Utah?
02:32:09 What are you saying?
02:32:09 Transgender penises often.
02:32:12 All right.
02:32:13 I could scoot by. Normally.
02:32:15 What happens with it? There was a curiosity.
02:32:19 I would say there was a curiosity.
02:32:20 And what it may man, what it looks like.
02:32:23 Apparently, if you're gay or if you're straight, you're supposed to be also into
02:32:28 the metamorphosis of a penis to a vagina
02:32:32 or the metamorphosis of a vagina into a penis.
02:32:35 What you just said doesn't exist.
02:32:40 So what I heard was okay
02:32:43 to take hormones to make your penis shrink to a micro penis,
02:32:47 and then it's okay to dissect it in half and shove it up inside you.
02:32:51 And then it's a micro penis.
02:32:52 You're doesn't seem to dilate yourself with a metal banana four times a day
02:32:56 in all kinds of chemicals. Right?
02:32:58 And then it took me to realize, if you get a little closer,
02:33:01 what I just did to my self did not make me a woman.
02:33:04 I'm still not happy. And now.
02:33:08 Now I only have this wound that I have to deal with.
02:33:11 And my life is now not complete or has wound I have to keep open.
02:33:15 But you know, I guess what?
02:33:16 Everybody choices.
02:33:18 Everybody has choices.
02:33:20 That is one hell a choice.
02:33:24 Yeah.
02:33:25 And I wish every person on Earth happiness.
02:33:29 I mean, that's who doesn't know.
02:33:32 But statistically, yes, I know.
02:33:35 I've worked with the child molester I worked with.
02:33:37 I wish him absolutely zero happiness. No,
02:33:42 but what about the children.
02:33:43 That was a no.
02:33:44 So turn it around, though.
02:33:45 You have that young children and then I mean, so.
02:33:49 Yeah, but you want the children to be happy, right?
02:33:51 So you want them to stop.
02:33:53 I mean, you know it.
02:33:54 Yeah, it's definitely stopped because he's in prison for another 20 years.
02:33:57 Yeah, that's happy after the first, after the first is in it.
02:34:01 So putting it four years, I knew every guy for four years.
02:34:04 It was the four years that he was out of prison in between.
02:34:07 To my point, statistically, putting child molesters, you know, at the time
02:34:11 will make both them and the children happier in the long run.
02:34:15 And me and you. So that's good.
02:34:18 I mean, everybody but statistically mutilating
02:34:21 micro penises does not make society, including the person doing them,
02:34:25 mutilating happier mutilation, a micro penis.
02:34:28 You're talking about a being you mentioned,
02:34:31 I believe your word was
02:34:32 metamorph penis metamorphosing into a vagina.
02:34:36 Moreover, gentlemen,
02:34:38 I want to be clear and not at all.
02:34:41 I don't want any people I don't want to let
02:34:43 any people use terminology like that because it talk about glamorizing.
02:34:47 I mean, the reality is, yeah, the little bean gets sliced up
02:34:51 and that's what you're today's.
02:34:53 I almost want to trademark that and copyright
02:34:57 that because that's what they would use.
02:35:00 But those people would use
02:35:03 the crazy people that think that it's okay to mutilate
02:35:07 mutilate yourself,
02:35:10 period. Period.
02:35:11 You don't oh, you know, you don't get the period either.
02:35:14 The metamorphosis, because the metamorphosis
02:35:16 is like a butterfly or a caterpillar into a butterfly.
02:35:19 It's like a beautiful thing they're going on.
02:35:21 I just know the metamorphosis from a penis into a vision
02:35:24 to let you know how misinformed they know more about plants.
02:35:29 I don't have a skirt. I need.
02:35:30 I need some brakes. I need brakes
02:35:33 to let you know how misinformed they are, though they don't tell
02:35:37 the person that's getting that's transitioning,
02:35:39 that they won't experience orgasms, they won't have a period.
02:35:43 And I watched this and I don't know if they were trolling the whole world
02:35:46 and it was fake,
02:35:47 but they followed
02:35:48 this person who went through the procedure and at the end they were devastated.
02:35:53 They were like, Well, when is my period going to start?
02:35:56 They genuinely thought that if they did, went through this transition process
02:36:00 and mutilated their penis and took hormones that they would have
02:36:03 they would menstruate.
02:36:04 And when they found out they wouldn't, they were devastated.
02:36:13 No, it's just
02:36:14 it was a generic living and something I wanted it to be true.
02:36:19 But currently we don't have available
02:36:25 choice.
02:36:26 But not that many. Not a screwed.
02:36:30 But if
02:36:31 we have chest marginalization and breast augmentation,
02:36:34 all of which create bodies that are that are outsiders, but
02:36:42 that is just emasculation,
02:36:46 all of which create bodies that we have vaginoplasty that creates
02:36:50 that vagina navel, that we have chest mass colonization and
02:36:56 mass create bodies
02:36:58 that are involved or meant
02:37:02 we chest mass colonization and breast augmentation
02:37:05 association and breast all over.
02:37:08 We have chest marginalization,
02:37:11 we have chest mass colonization,
02:37:13 and we have chest mass colonization and breast augmentation,
02:37:17 all of which create that are that are readable to outsiders.
02:37:22 But but it's that cisgender.
02:37:25 It's clear that
02:37:28 to outsiders, that means it's obvious that it's
02:37:31 not exactly what it's supposed to be readable.
02:37:35 It's a nightmare what you just said. Let me translate.
02:37:39 People
02:37:41 don't think that
02:37:44 we're women, but we want them to think that we're women.
02:37:48 Yeah, When I when I when I'm
02:37:50 at the airport, I
02:37:53 tell I tell the people that I'm a pilot,
02:37:56 but it's readable to the outsiders,
02:37:59 that I am not a pilot because they don't know who the fuck I am.
02:38:03 And I'm not dressed like a pilot it's a good example.
02:38:06 I guess I lose.
02:38:07 So you said you were 16 or whatever.
02:38:09 If you put on a basketball uniform, you may fit in.
02:38:13 People in aren't going to go right away and go,
02:38:16 What's that fucking 40 year old white guy doing?
02:38:17 But I've had people I've had people ask me, like legitimately,
02:38:20 as if I was like somebody I'm going to rip.
02:38:22 And it's very, very, very disappointing internally for myself
02:38:26 because they expect me to say somebody that they like,
02:38:29 they maybe know, or a school in which they like.
02:38:33 And it's just my
02:38:34 word for a second, I'm only six foot,
02:38:37 £200, if I'm lucky.
02:38:39 Are you sure? Are you sure?
02:38:40 Six foot, £200.
02:38:42 We're going to measure you. And if I. If I.
02:38:44 If I put on an NFL uniform and went and stood out there and said,
02:38:49 You guys, you got to.
02:38:50 I'm an NFL player. I'm an NFL player.
02:38:51 I'm not the man. I don't have identity.
02:38:55 I don't have identity.
02:38:56 Morpheus. I'm an NFL player.
02:38:58 But everybody everybody but me would look and go, What the fuck is that?
02:39:03 That is clearly not an NFL player.
02:39:06 But now we're but we're supposed to tell everyone I am an NFL player,
02:39:10 and if you don't identify me as one, you're the idiot, not me.
02:39:13 Yeah, that was different.
02:39:15 If you're looking at basketball, people will point out
02:39:17 you're spiderwebs and you're and your Muggsy Bogues is all right.
02:39:20 So which are so few great so few and far
02:39:24 between those are the two two names in over
02:39:29 what was the NBA created
02:39:31 over at least there sure there were still names I
02:39:37 yeah but to short people
02:39:39 to in the history of the NBA
02:39:42 two are notable two of them
02:39:45 in the entire history of European tour and notable
02:39:49 not champions not champions not not record breaker.
02:39:54 I got to keep going. You know what?
02:39:55 If you walked into a little person's convention and said, I'm a midget
02:40:01 and everyone went, What?
02:40:04 You're clearly not and but you were dead serious.
02:40:07 I am a midget.
02:40:08 I mean, how at what point do we have to say there's a there's a height limit?
02:40:14 I mean, you have to be this tall. Be a midget.
02:40:17 I'm sorry. A little person. I'm not trying to insult anybody. I just meant
02:40:20 I usually am.
02:40:22 I'm actually not.
02:40:23 I want to say whatever I want.
02:40:26 I don't want to insult just for the sake of insulting,
02:40:27 because then it loses its sharpness. It's like just flinging a blade.
02:40:30 And my insulting is really more of a comedic insult.
02:40:33 Like it's a horrible insult comic.
02:40:35 Don't really hate you,
02:40:36 but I'm going to shit on you for fun and you can shimmy just as hard back.
02:40:39 I'll shoot on you on me with you.
02:40:41 Sell it for 600 bucks even shit on YouTube.
02:40:44 No, again, I'm looking for more like
02:40:47 any Asian that's going to reach out and make fun of me because I was.
02:40:50 I've been looking for that for quite a while.
02:40:53 And if an Asian rich demographic, it would probably grab your knees.
02:40:56 I mean, you know, because they're short.
02:41:00 It depends.
02:41:01 I mean, Yao Ming is a motherfucker.
02:41:09 I don't know.
02:41:09 I'm I know he's tall, but I have no idea his sexual preference.
02:41:13 If he prefers fucking mothers or not,
02:41:17 as long as they're attractive
02:41:19 and like, is this the way you got to be a mother?
02:41:22 Long as they're attractive and not my mother.
02:41:29 I don't know you.
02:41:30 You can you.
02:41:30 So you're saying that you wouldn't fuck your mother,
02:41:32 but you find your mother attractive is what you're trying to say.
02:41:35 You know, those are the two requirements as far as me.
02:41:37 If I'm because my my wife is a mother, I fuck a mother.
02:41:40 I don't want my mother driving.
02:41:41 I'm a mother If I say I'm a motherfucker.
02:41:44 That is a fact but I want to be clear.
02:41:47 I'm fucking my mother. Mother is not.
02:41:50 She is not my mother. A mother I would like.
02:41:53 So when people call me a motherfucker, that's fine.
02:41:56 My mother calls me a son of a bitch.
02:41:57 That's the biggest thing, is they do have children
02:42:01 yet they hopefully get for me.
02:42:02 I would like to get by on my mother.
02:42:05 You ever have your mom call you a son of a bitch?
02:42:07 I was like, I agree. Yeah. I always get.
02:42:09 I always kind of in my head.
02:42:10 I just kind of chuckle,
02:42:12 you son of a bitch.
02:42:13 And I'm just kind of like, I'm not going to tell you that loud.
02:42:15 But in my head of my kind of,
02:42:18 I definitely let her know that I agree.
02:42:20 And then, you know, and honestly, a lot of times it stops the anger.
02:42:23 She'll laugh what a dumb ass, right?
02:42:27 Diffusing I love diffusing anger with comedy.
02:42:31 I also love inflaming anger with comedy as well.
02:42:34 It's a it's a beautiful balance if you can do it right.
02:42:36 The nuclear option just in the middle.
02:42:39 Yeah, you just sit in the middle.
02:42:40 You you be so neutral that they can't be too malleable
02:42:44 you be honest enough to where in comedic enough to where
02:42:46 they have to listen to what you say but you just kind of dance around it.
02:42:50 It's a if you know how to do it right.
02:42:52 It's a beautiful it's a beautiful mesh
02:42:55 of of psychology, I guess.
02:42:58 I don't know shit about psychology, but I just my oldest
02:43:01 brother has a mental trip and so learned how to dance around him and I think
02:43:07 dance around basically without tripping.
02:43:09 But yeah, I don't even tell.
02:43:13 Yeah, I went and I haven't.
02:43:14 I don't really talk to him ever,
02:43:17 but when he's around, he's there, but I still don't talk to him.
02:43:21 And then he's like, Yeah, yeah, whatever.
02:43:25 It's a whole nother story, but let's just say it.
02:43:28 It's just you and your bodies are still the reference point,
02:43:33 but will technology give us options
02:43:35 that are artistic and creative,
02:43:39 artificial limbs even now can transmit
02:43:42 rudimentary sensory data back to the wearer.
02:43:45 And it seems to me that a fully functional
02:43:48 artificial sense, say, penises is maybe not that far off.
02:43:54 What pin, but do we have to stick to
02:43:57 penis and vagina norms?
02:44:00 Can we have a tell you that look like
02:44:03 flowers or abstract sounds?
02:44:06 Just going to be a joke.
02:44:07 Then you can.
02:44:08 Can we have multiple can they be interchange and make your brain
02:44:11 areas of the body?
02:44:17 Why not?
02:44:18 Well, because
02:44:20 there's a joke that if you say if you count
02:44:24 the dog's tail as a leg,
02:44:27 how many legs does a dog have?
02:44:30 And smart people will say four because it doesn't matter
02:44:33 if a dumb ass calls a leg a tail, it's still a fucking tail
02:44:38 or tail A leg. It's still a tail.
02:44:40 So I don't think I mean, how far?
02:44:44 So people are going to be creative look like so look,
02:44:46 people used to do little piercings and little tattoos
02:44:48 and makeup and stuff, and now it's like the more extreme,
02:44:50 the more flashy you are, the more creative are.
02:44:53 So in this decorative, though, though, is decorative.
02:44:57 Well, that's my analogy.
02:44:58 So the decorative is going to extremes to be noticed.
02:45:01 Like, if everybody's a peacock, then how do you be?
02:45:03 There's a peacock. So when
02:45:05 when this become
02:45:07 a good analogy, to be honest, when this becomes the norm,
02:45:10 how the fuck are people going to recognize?
02:45:12 He just.
02:45:13 They're going to make their penises.
02:45:15 Flowers will be
02:45:16 there'll be a time where technology
02:45:17 will be able to turn our place into a flower at some point.
02:45:20 I'm sure like the peacock at some point, like they were like, What the fuck?
02:45:23 This asshole with this colorful bullshit.
02:45:26 And the next thing you know, he's getting all the pussy
02:45:27 and they're like, Fuck, I want that.
02:45:29 I wish I had that color for bullshit, but then keep the same thing.
02:45:33 It's it's fluid. It's.
02:45:35 Yeah, but it's in the internet.
02:45:37 This isn't natural organic nature.
02:45:39 This is like techno, very natural and instinctive to me.
02:45:44 These people and I'm.
02:45:46 I have no, I'm not an American. I'm not an expert.
02:45:49 But I guess it's it's yeah, I think it's the same thing
02:45:51 they tried peacocking as a man is weirdly it's weirdly the same thing
02:45:56 but it's very similar where we the same thing just on to different.
02:45:59 Yeah.
02:46:00 If they walk out in the world and I'm just making this up
02:46:04 totally hypothetical
02:46:05 and they try to live their life and they want to be noticed, whatever he's
02:46:08 striving for, whatever he thinks is going to make them happy,
02:46:11 it's peacocking and it doesn't happen.
02:46:15 Well, then he's like, Well, let me try it as a woman.
02:46:16 And suddenly, whether it's negative or positive,
02:46:18 he's getting all this attention and feedback and.
02:46:20 He's like, Whoa, we saw that last week with the DOE and Mulvaney, right?
02:46:24 But then all of a sudden we get flooded with Dylan Mulvaney's.
02:46:29 How are they going to have to out No one is no longer special,
02:46:33 so we got to come up with some new well, why don't we start saying, right?
02:46:36 Yeah, why don't we start fucking the earth?
02:46:38 Call ourselves eco sexual and literally
02:46:41 turn our lives into fucking nature body parts.
02:46:45 We can have a flower coming out of here.
02:46:48 That's what he just said.
02:46:49 Technology, penis into a flower.
02:46:51 So fuck everyone.
02:46:52 That's where this goes.
02:46:53 But before, that's where this goes.
02:46:55 So this was initially brought to us
02:46:59 from Redux
02:47:01 Feminist News and Opinion.
02:47:02 I think it's a redo.
02:47:05 Redux redo.
02:47:07 Who gives a fuck?
02:47:08 Who gives a fuck citing them because he's a fool Who gives advice?
02:47:12 Good luck, Genevieve.
02:47:13 Got to go back to you.
02:47:19 Hey, we said fucking hell.
02:47:20 Your parents are naming you Genevieve and you're like,
02:47:22 You're lineage of the name Gluck.
02:47:24 That's a terrible. Gluck But this is here.
02:47:26 This is the thing.
02:47:28 This is the it.
02:47:31 This is. It's here.
02:47:32 Excuse me, ma'am.
02:47:33 Pardon me, ma'am.
02:47:34 It we're hanging out.
02:47:37 It's the that's that is the it.
02:47:40 So. Yeah, well, now that's disrespectful.
02:47:45 I see.
02:47:46 I got no problems with the right leadership.
02:47:48 At least she put lips. If you have lipstick on going to call you.
02:47:50 She though.
02:47:51 And not that women have to wear makeup, but if you're trying
02:47:54 to convince the world that you're woman, try harder.
02:47:59 The lipstick
02:48:00 is a she but is the jawline and brow and
02:48:05 to call back to Rut
02:48:07 to call back
02:48:07 to rush the character on the left could be two or two of the members of the men
02:48:11 the male characters the male members of Rush That could be Geddy Lee.
02:48:16 But if somebody misgendered him, I
02:48:21 but I.
02:48:22 All right. I got I got my respect.
02:48:24 This is always full transitioned on the right or
02:48:27 are we to believe that there are testicles because he appears to be showing us?
02:48:31 Well, I mean just read this here a transit a male
02:48:34 associated with the world's leading transgender health lobby group
02:48:37 is drawing attention for speculate about experimental, quote,
02:48:41 artistic and creative unquote genitals.
02:48:45 Laura, AJ, Laura
02:48:48 And they should have done, quote, Laura, unquote.
02:48:51 Jacobs, a New York based psychotherapist
02:48:55 who influenced the development of transgender health guidelines,
02:48:59 their quote, gender dysphoria, unquote, in the like.
02:49:03 I previously got no proximity to a bar of where I would go.
02:49:07 You said, psychotherapist.
02:49:08 I believe that says psychology contributed to an end to anthology
02:49:14 cycle.
02:49:14 The rapist previously contributed a chapter to an anthology
02:49:18 in which he beliefs and practices, including, quote, age
02:49:23 play unquote, and quote, gender genital
02:49:26 torture, end quote.
02:49:29 Video footage of a telex
02:49:31 are given three years ago by Jacobs began
02:49:34 circulating on social media this week, drawing criticism
02:49:37 for Jacob's bizarre statements about gender affirming surgeries.
02:49:42 The clip, which is shared by gays against groomers
02:49:44 and telling Joyce who the fuck that is.
02:49:47 Alan Joyce Jacobs states Medical interventions
02:49:51 allow some of us to change our primary and secondary sex characteristics.
02:49:55 What are clear that cisgender bodies are
02:49:59 the reference point.
02:50:01 So it's pretty much what she says in this article.
02:50:03 Yeah, I don't know.
02:50:03 But are boobs like your vagina is your primary and boobs are secondary?
02:50:08 Don't know what the secondary
02:50:10 sex characteristics are.
02:50:13 Do we have to stick the penis in vagina and arms?
02:50:15 Can we have genitalia that look like flowers and and sex?
02:50:18 Is that the quote that we were pulling from our own?
02:50:21 Yeah, absolutely.
02:50:21 That's what that's what he read when you were in.
02:50:26 Yeah.
02:50:27 So this is again another Maura Jacobs.
02:50:29 This is the thing.
02:50:32 Is it?
02:50:34 I mean, I guess you could go.
02:50:35 Oh That's an Oh, that's an old gross lady.
02:50:37 That's a gross old lady.
02:50:39 Yeah. No, I just saw this.
02:50:42 Heard that
02:50:44 you got boobs in picture.
02:50:46 Your hair is at least no one's going to want to pucker, But you could at least
02:50:49 misgender her for the incorrect gender.
02:50:54 You go, Oh, that's a level one.
02:50:56 Even though it's a dude.
02:50:58 Yeah, we can at least critique the trans gender, right?
02:51:01 Like the level like, Yeah, you got.
02:51:04 You got naked boobs. I'm not going to I'm not going to miss gender.
02:51:06 You at that point. Yeah, they're pretty clear.
02:51:08 They kind of you get implants and you kind of cover them up
02:51:11 and you have long hair and you put some glasses on
02:51:13 and you look at old frail lady weirdly in a chair and there's a half your body.
02:51:17 That's some black boots. Yeah. Yeah.
02:51:19 You can potentially confuse someone in a photo that you're a woman
02:51:24 when you're actually over here.
02:51:25 That's that's 100% possible.
02:51:27 We're looking at proof of that.
02:51:31 So apparently these things
02:51:33 are posted on a website called Net Life.
02:51:36 I'm assuming I'm assuming fat is fetish.
02:51:42 What's the.
02:51:42 Yeah.
02:51:44 So it's so fat life.
02:51:45 You do have to.
02:51:46 I did not I did not sign up for it.
02:51:48 But I was almost I almost want to do to just look at some of the more
02:51:53 private pictures that maybe they are afraid to show on the news.
02:51:56 But this I didn't get any further past this.
02:51:59 This is what I find. So
02:52:06 no, please don't.
02:52:07 We don't want to sign up.
02:52:08 So we're going to go
02:52:11 we're going to go nickname Vlad.
02:52:12 Right? Okay. That makes sense. Right?
02:52:14 Gender. Somehow there's a maximum of three.
02:52:17 So somehow you can put a maximum of three genders.
02:52:20 Oh, no, he's.
02:52:21 They're hanging up, not signing up
02:52:25 for gender.
02:52:27 But my take and I love them. I love it.
02:52:29 Flag is already taken, man,
02:52:32 woman, boy,
02:52:34 girl nine by a nonbinary gender.
02:52:38 Queer gender fluid.
02:52:40 Gender flux, gender neutral gender nonconforming Gender list
02:52:44 app An app a gender cisgender transgender trans man
02:52:49 Transmasculine trans woman trans feminine Cross-dresser trans Lyra.
02:52:55 I remember the transvestite gender I remember.
02:53:00 Yeah, that's what it used to be.
02:53:01 It was just a catch.
02:53:02 They used a severe catch all by Canada
02:53:06 age and gender.
02:53:08 Like their my gender dominion.
02:53:11 Demi woman Demi boy demi girl
02:53:14 men's multi gender pan gender mask
02:53:19 femme butch to spirit intersex.
02:53:22 And I'm actually offended that it doesn't go though.
02:53:26 Intersex questioning male intersex.
02:53:29 We met a hateful website is this a question and allow us to picture
02:53:34 none applicable and if you pick two spirit
02:53:38 two spirit are you only left one more
02:53:43 right?
02:53:44 No, that's fine because apparently orientation you can
02:53:47 you can pick a maximum of five orientations.
02:53:50 Let's go here.
02:53:50 Now we have straight heterosexual wait bi curious,
02:53:55 hetero, flexible, bisexual, homo flexible.
02:53:59 Right. Because because he's not gender
02:54:03 sexual is not under
02:54:08 injured sexual hateful back German sexual.
02:54:10 They don't have equal sexual.
02:54:11 They are so behind the times stuff.
02:54:14 This is so 2023
02:54:17 men's sexual.
02:54:19 Did they have a sexual reason with an alphabet
02:54:22 and sexual is their alphabet in a sexual poly?
02:54:25 Sexual mano sexual demi sexual
02:54:29 note ten Sexual asexual Bendigo No.
02:54:33 Sexual free sexual.
02:54:36 A Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
02:54:39 Hold on.
02:54:39 Just hold on, hold on. We.
02:54:42 Gary, need Gary's.
02:54:43 I hear Gary just rolled over in his in his back for that recipient sexual.
02:54:48 They're gross. Yeah.
02:54:48 Get that out of the way from earlier and then hold on with all those sexual
02:54:54 go back to people Yeah
02:55:01 go back and read benign
02:55:03 sexual again
02:55:06 Big. No, no.
02:55:07 Sexual.
02:55:09 Sexual. Benign or sexual.
02:55:11 I don't know why.
02:55:12 There's no I think that's the type of
02:55:15 acid reflux.
02:55:16 Apparently, the gender orientation
02:55:19 acid reflux is a little easier, but great sexual.
02:55:23 You're attracted to those things Flux.
02:55:26 So I kind of already showed it a little bit.
02:55:30 But So this is orientation. What if you go down?
02:55:31 This is for some reason there's a romantic orientation within the same subcategory.
02:55:36 It's very confusing.
02:55:37 It's like, whoa, whoa, So you're role player.
02:55:39 Maybe we're not, maybe we're not.
02:55:42 We're just going to hold hands and do Mad Libs today.
02:55:46 A romantic but a romantic.
02:55:49 Hetero. Romantic and a romantic.
02:55:52 Oh, there's almost a draw in there.
02:55:54 For the record, this is all pretty generic.
02:55:56 WOMAN Take a more romantic, romantic dinner.
02:56:01 Romantic pan, a romantic comedy.
02:56:03 A romantic, possibly romantic man or romantic demi.
02:56:07 Okay,
02:56:09 there's a benign aroma movie.
02:56:12 Benign or more romantic.
02:56:14 What the fuck is this?
02:56:15 Okay, so then we keep going. There's another, right?
02:56:18 So there's fluid, there's fluctuating slash evolving, there's unsure.
02:56:23 She moves out and sure, I'm going to have to check.
02:56:27 Check fluctuate.
02:56:27 My gender is definitely should all be either
02:56:30 unsure or questioning This is me dipshit.
02:56:35 I'm stupid.
02:56:36 I don't.
02:56:36 After reading that list, my manhood is starting to fluctuate.
02:56:42 So it's literally three questions, right?
02:56:44 You just need to tell them either your nickname,
02:56:47 your gender, your orientation, your email address, your password,
02:56:52 Somehow telling them your gender and your orientation is like a 30 minute process.
02:56:56 Yo, fuck it.
02:57:00 It's like a 30 minute fucking process.
02:57:02 You just tell them what you think you are.
02:57:04 Oh, there's role hormone hormone. What
02:57:08 role in five
02:57:10 dominant.
02:57:11 Oh, damn, Daddy.
02:57:14 All. I missed this earlier.
02:57:16 Holy shit, Mommy The submissive service.
02:57:21 Submissive, Alpha, submissive.
02:57:23 Wait, There's the leader of this.
02:57:26 So I'm submissive, but I'm the leader of the other submissives.
02:57:30 And what's this website to join a preschool.
02:57:32 Right.
02:57:35 This is the
02:57:38 FET Life.
02:57:38 Who? This.
02:57:42 This thing
02:57:44 that a person Let's nap is a proud member of.
02:57:48 Yeah, that that man is a proud member of.
02:57:50 And this man fancies himself as the
02:57:55 definitely certified clinician
02:57:58 for transgender for transgender studies.
02:58:01 I'm going to get my lead in for that fucking rush song scenario.
02:58:04 This is we hold this person, hold this person to be a
02:58:10 scholar in the world of transgender studies.
02:58:15 Nope.
02:58:17 In his own statements, he was saying that suddenly he which
02:58:23 which
02:58:26 asserts that
02:58:29 instead of again
02:58:32 putting down
02:58:34 slap construct alpha
02:58:36 switch dominating switch sub leading switch.
02:58:39 Master. Mr. Watt,
02:58:42 Sir Master Mr.
02:58:43 Sir in Mistress Guy Mr.
02:58:46 Mistress Sounds pretty fucking racist Miss
02:58:51 Bitch.
02:58:53 They a mess in here.
02:58:55 Deity Alpha Beta Sigma Omega.
02:58:59 Oh, they're in a fucking Greek mythology.
02:59:01 Owner slave. Oh, shit. Oh, no.
02:59:05 Atheists gave back to back fucking to worship devotee property.
02:59:10 Oh God.
02:59:12 People gave you property thing object theism is your religion
02:59:16 the Japanese of being your role
02:59:21 I think of would.
02:59:22 I don't know.
02:59:22 But I'm afraid that like look at this role and the things the little bubbles
02:59:26 way up here we have like a whole thing
02:59:31 to get through here.
02:59:34 I don't know what rule means, like in the relationship or
02:59:39 concurrence bonding made.
02:59:41 Jeanie Top versatile,
02:59:45 bottom, dominant bottom.
02:59:48 It is emotional, it is surface.
02:59:51 It is smart ass primal
03:00:01 versatility.
03:00:01 Just one bottom dominant bottom, an emotional to the surface.
03:00:07 Smart to say this primal, serious
03:00:10 thinking man kissed
03:00:14 emotional masochist
03:00:16 masochist, smart ass masochist.
03:00:19 Oh my God.
03:00:21 Some I don't masochist.
03:00:22 What the fuck?
03:00:24 Seldom cinematic.
03:00:27 So that's something.
03:00:28 So what are you paying for this? Do we know?
03:00:31 So I say this is somebody who likes inflicting pain.
03:00:34 Sadomasochism would be somebody who likes inflicting pain on women
03:00:38 a smart assed, sadomasochistic, you know, like somebody who.
03:00:42 Somebody who would troll.
03:00:43 And ironically,
03:00:46 these kind of like women somehow
03:00:50 pain slut.
03:00:51 I would like to see exactly how smartass masochist work.
03:00:55 I want to meet one of them.
03:00:56 If anybody in the chair fucking comes looks to be a comedown.
03:01:02 These things exist.
03:01:03 These aren't just derogatory terms for whores they literally are a thing that
03:01:06 they're proud to be.
03:01:09 Everything is okay.
03:01:10 Well, dude, you passed slave.
03:01:12 And I didn't think I didn't see someone in the plantation.
03:01:14 I pictured Kanye with that man and that frickin.
03:01:17 Yeah, that's my It was gimp there.
03:01:20 You know, you can search.
03:01:21 Is there a slave out there that was like this machine?
03:01:23 Yeah, I've run this.
03:01:25 I'm the top slave.
03:01:26 I'm proud to be like, I don't think so.
03:01:28 I typed Gimp and see if Gimp is a role.
03:01:33 I just want to
03:01:38 know.
03:01:39 See, it's so limited.
03:01:41 This hateful website.
03:01:43 They're so narrow.
03:01:44 Good.
03:01:46 They're so narrow minded, man, they don't even have gimp.
03:01:48 But they did have slave, so I guess that qualifies.
03:01:51 Come slut come down culturally
03:01:54 core, whole and puppet urinal.
03:01:57 Toilet little bitch.
03:01:59 Edge player Edge can I be that urinal today?
03:02:02 And I. If you were in the urinal last time,
03:02:06 piss on me You know cake can be the You're giving the urinal.
03:02:09 I'll be the toilet. No.
03:02:10 So now it is gross.
03:02:13 The difference between a urinal and a toilet being pissed in or pissed off.
03:02:16 Oh, God. Yeah, right. Or shit.
03:02:18 Shit. I'm pissed. Injured.
03:02:19 Or is another one they're in?
03:02:23 Nope. Head of household. That where you are?
03:02:25 Nope.
03:02:27 Head of household.
03:02:28 Yeah. My tax form.
03:02:29 But it's not the role that I put for.
03:02:32 I told you for me, you could have stopped it, sir.
03:02:35 We're like a quarter of the way through this fucking list
03:02:39 service.
03:02:39 But I'm telling you, I made Butler chauffeur Minion kicks kick, Kingston
03:02:46 fetishist role player, swinger Even this nudist
03:02:51 and sensualist connoisseur
03:02:54 never thought I was so conservative and conventional, right? Yes.
03:03:00 Like, holy shit, I'll take a missionary with a woman all day.
03:03:03 I don't know what any of this shit is.
03:03:05 I don't give a fuck.
03:03:06 This shit is you just give me all the time.
03:03:09 I'll put my dig in to talk to you.
03:03:11 In one way I don't give a fuck.
03:03:12 It would be the most boring sex.
03:03:14 I'll take it all day long.
03:03:15 I don't know what the position I like is even called, but it's not anymore
03:03:19 because that's way too much. Fuck at work.
03:03:21 I'm getting the mommy caregiver baby girl, baby boy.
03:03:25 There's the baby is playing.
03:03:26 Yeah. I thought you were in position.
03:03:28 Try and help my memory.
03:03:29 And I'm like, What the fuck positions are you talking about, baby girl?
03:03:33 Oh, but there is Brant.
03:03:35 You get right back to the transaction.
03:03:38 Queen, Pillow, Queen or Lady I. Please.
03:03:40 I have these actually sexual positions on the
03:03:44 pillow.
03:03:45 I know that one symbol.
03:03:46 Bimbo, bimbo, himbo, bimbo dollar.
03:03:50 Go fuck, doll toymaker.
03:03:52 The fuck is this shit? What is?
03:03:55 These people are serious about this shit.
03:03:57 So let me put thought in this list
03:04:00 what we're going to tell your toy plaything.
03:04:03 You're young. Tell.
03:04:04 What does it look like to get father like these?
03:04:06 Or I'm just like, just treat me like a whore.
03:04:08 Don't treat me like a whore. What's the boy?
03:04:11 Just put bubbles.
03:04:12 How much of Horton do you want to get involved? 110.
03:04:17 I might sit at a solid five.
03:04:19 I don't want to go to crazy, but I don't want to do it to playing.
03:04:24 But I'm fine with the one that's Take a all day of the third
03:04:27 year to go in Cougar Club Bowl
03:04:31 cook cake,
03:04:32 hot wife and her hot her husband sounds disgusting,
03:04:36 if not even colder. A
03:04:39 cuckold earth
03:04:42 cuckold.
03:04:43 Yes. Say it like cooking the cold.
03:04:47 Be very
03:04:49 this so we're halfway.
03:04:51 Halfway.
03:04:52 Are we really so trainer tamer pet alphabet service
03:04:57 So apparently your role you could get potentially out
03:05:01 of playing for free if you're a service pet
03:05:05 but you have a you with somebody else.
03:05:09 You can't go alone.
03:05:11 Otherwise you're a stray.
03:05:13 No, I know, but you just go.
03:05:14 No, this is my role. I'm the service.
03:05:16 I'm the service pet for this train, gentleman and or woman.
03:05:19 If I have be a pet as a role, my role would be stray pet.
03:05:24 We just get to the animals now.
03:05:26 Kitten. Puppy.
03:05:26 Fox bear wolf.
03:05:27 Pony, pig, piggy, please go.
03:05:30 Raccoon, possum, squirrel.
03:05:32 These duck who go?
03:05:36 It's just a bunch of fucking animals.
03:05:38 I like how they they're not.
03:05:39 They're not ordered alphabetically at all.
03:05:42 It's just their order.
03:05:44 Conveniently, they're kind of stacked together like this.
03:05:47 This thought was put into this.
03:05:50 Yeah.
03:05:51 No, it was put in as well, because I was like,
03:05:53 Oh, this is kind of a wink and a nod joke, like,
03:05:57 No, this is chat.
03:05:59 GPT makes a list of make me a list of nouns.
03:06:04 It sounds like what they did.
03:06:05 Hugo Primal, primal, primal Daddy Primal switch.
03:06:09 Primal prey.
03:06:10 Oh, no, I didn't want primal. So.
03:06:12 All right, it's over from five.
03:06:14 Such draw is a primal switch.
03:06:17 Now, I didn't want to, but I have to look up what the fuck a switch role is.
03:06:20 Because I just think in my head it's somebody who goes back and forth.
03:06:22 But I bet it's not.
03:06:24 What about a latex?
03:06:25 Which latex?
03:06:26 Which rubber is latex?
03:06:28 Which latex bottom. Latex. Latex.
03:06:32 Leatherman.
03:06:33 Well, the woman, well the person leather daddy of their dike.
03:06:37 Leather mummy fucking they.
03:06:40 What is wrong with people.
03:06:41 Why can't just be a freak.
03:06:43 Oh I am.
03:06:48 Because if there's one other person that's just being freaky,
03:06:51 then they don't want to be like, you know, there has to be a category for them.
03:06:54 Oh, fuck, yeah. Everyone get a vanilla.
03:06:56 Yeah, we'll just take vanilla, undecided and not applicable.
03:07:00 It's all the way to the bottom.
03:07:01 Not as you just did.
03:07:03 The top rope.
03:07:09 You can only pick five though,
03:07:11 but what if you were into like all of them except five?
03:07:16 That's not fair to you, right?
03:07:18 You're not giving a straight of representation.
03:07:21 So again, this is a fat life, which is where these pictures come,
03:07:26 which
03:07:29 so which is where these pictures come from.
03:07:33 Which this person is the head of transgender studies.
03:07:36 Although I feel so queer, lesbian
03:07:40 is straight. That's.
03:07:41 Oh, I'm sorry. He he queer.
03:07:44 Lesbian is straight.
03:07:48 Look, you have it.
03:07:49 Yeah.
03:07:49 If you're gay for gay, that's back to that's I don't want to say two negatives
03:07:53 because people jump on me and say bearing queer lesbian not so.
03:08:00 I don't know how to say
03:08:03 my words.
03:08:03 Don't context. They cancel each other out.
03:08:07 Yeah.
03:08:07 If you have a queer lesbian, if you have a gay
03:08:10 gay dude,
03:08:13 you know if there's a gay dude, that's
03:08:15 if there's a girl.
03:08:16 Yeah.
03:08:17 A queer lesbian likes men,
03:08:24 right?
03:08:25 You only need to say it once. That's superfluous.
03:08:27 I learned on this show I finally could say that fucking word.
03:08:35 So when it.
03:08:36 When in what preferences you ask a switch essentially describes
03:08:40 a person who is happy to swap between dominant and submissive roles
03:08:43 during sex.
03:08:49 So it has nothing to do
03:08:50 with actually using a switch.
03:08:53 I thought it did kind of switch,
03:08:56 you know, like a
03:09:00 non fuck running back
03:09:02 that uses a switch on his kids.
03:09:09 Yeah, I made note
03:09:11 that I only revealed until now to myself and it was
03:09:16 angled towards Gary in his monologue because Gary said that.
03:09:20 Yeah it kept talking about choices, choices, choices, choices.
03:09:23 You have a choice. Choice.
03:09:24 The choice the other choice of words you have a choice of that
03:09:27 isn't Gary the one that does not believe in free will?
03:09:30 I don't know.
03:09:32 Every time I get to a conclusion,
03:09:33 he I divulged that he does not believe in free will.
03:09:37 So is there a choice or not?
03:09:39 He says no, says no.
03:09:41 And a contradictory and I wish I wish I would have called him on that.
03:09:44 God damn it, God do it.
03:09:47 I even put a little
03:09:48 emojis next to it to make it stand out, but I do not look at it.
03:09:51 When I was called to their.
03:09:55 Hopefully I'll leave it at a note and I'll call them out.
03:09:57 And then the next
03:10:00 pledge, which is April 1st,
03:10:04 April fools the day after spring.
03:10:06 That's going to be fun.
03:10:07 I mean, the day after Easter. Yes.
03:10:10 So another you
03:10:12 know, another note have from for you
03:10:16 is shenanigans.
03:10:18 You said that
03:10:19 you forgot to mention the story from the Philippines about a click farm.
03:10:22 Rose. Rose.
03:10:24 There was a phone
03:10:26 that they have names of phones, click farm
03:10:31 I thought we did with the
03:10:34 I mean I think we talked about it in text.
03:10:36 I don't think we talked about on the show because I copied and pasted.
03:10:40 You said the main thing I forgot for shenanigans.
03:10:43 I had a story from the Philippines.
03:10:45 Click farm rows and rows of phones because I was talking about we were
03:10:49 bullshitting about
03:10:51 views and shit.
03:10:53 And I'm like, I was like, Really?
03:10:55 They have like the boss
03:10:56 thought it was just the automated process that you would do.
03:10:59 Yeah, that's not the way the computer in the film was so smart.
03:11:04 I thought. I thought it. Yeah, I swear.
03:11:05 Sure of it.
03:11:06 I know I do.
03:11:07 Where's it?
03:11:10 But I mean, is there, is there something more authentic
03:11:12 about having an actual phone with someone touching it versus a No,
03:11:17 not at all.
03:11:18 On the back end with software
03:11:21 a photographer Bibic Berhanu Ya know?
03:11:25 Bahar Bhandari Sorry if I butchered that name,
03:11:28 I'm not good at 100 Birbeck he stepped inside.
03:11:32 Oh, I think I said the wrong It's Vietnam.
03:11:34 I may have said the wrong country.
03:11:37 Oh my Lord, you're so.
03:11:39 Jesus Christ.
03:11:41 All right, buddy,
03:11:45 Where's the photo?
03:11:47 Oh, here it is.
03:11:48 I hate when they know that.
03:11:51 Too big.
03:11:52 Too big.
03:11:53 She too big
03:11:55 being too big.
03:11:58 Yeah.
03:11:59 So they just got some general measured in the size of a fucking old look at.
03:12:04 Those are some old iPhones.
03:12:06 They might even be iPods.
03:12:07 From what I'm looking at, they look so old, and that's like a wire together.
03:12:10 Or just the charging set up.
03:12:14 Yeah, I don't know, because you can't see any of em.
03:12:16 I guess you can see it plugged in.
03:12:17 I don't know what the red wire is, but it's black wire.
03:12:19 It looks like it's just plugged into the USB port.
03:12:22 Yeah, I can't read.
03:12:23 I could not zoom in to find out what is running on the phone.
03:12:28 I can't see.
03:12:29 But yeah, it just seems so impractical because with the regular computer, I'm
03:12:32 pretty sure you can actually just emulate any one of these phones.
03:12:36 I would assume so that there'd be some type of way of just mimicking
03:12:40 this is a tricking it to think it's getting the same signal.
03:12:43 This is a beginner know how to do that.
03:12:45 But I'm assuming most people would know how to do that.
03:12:47 You're here's that ah in that market.
03:12:53 But I mean I guess whatever works works.
03:12:54 But if you're in that market, you would assume there's plenty of resources on
03:12:59 the internet or the dark web on how to get that done.
03:13:03 I'm sure it's way more costs for this guy to figure out how to do it
03:13:09 electronically than it is to try do it and just go out and buy iPads.
03:13:13 I honestly I have no idea.
03:13:15 I mean, it just seems easier to buy at one server
03:13:19 than it is to buy all these devices.
03:13:21 This guy,
03:13:22 how old I think he looks because I'm my maybe I'm racist, but Asians,
03:13:25 I can't tell age. He could be 40. He can.
03:13:28 Yeah, well, the tattoo makes him look older.
03:13:30 Black sometimes for black people and Asians tend to have that.
03:13:34 It's a little weird that his shirt says Vietnam on the back.
03:13:36 He's like, Oh, Time magazine or CNN.
03:13:38 You should go to the CNN. I'm positive.
03:13:42 How do you spell Vietnam?
03:13:43 V Oh, maybe I'm wrong.
03:13:45 It's v I Yeah, and I can't spell it.
03:13:53 Well, anyways, this your
03:13:54 in your on one screen
03:13:58 if I can zoom out.
03:14:02 Yes, I can just in the purged shells.
03:14:06 And so what we saw before was like one dinner real with row
03:14:10 you know a single row of two dimensional like
03:14:13 this.
03:14:13 He's got this little it looks the way
03:14:17 there's a picture of one of them, I think
03:14:20 instead of the rows on the left, he's got this little box here on the right.
03:14:24 Through the box.
03:14:25 Yeah.
03:14:25 My cursor is not showing up for some reason.
03:14:29 Now he's got all these boxes.
03:14:31 They're full of one, two, three,
03:14:32 four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, 11, 12.
03:14:33 34, 57, 89, 20, 20. Like 20 to 25 phones.
03:14:38 And it looks like he's got
03:14:39 a hundred boxes,
03:14:43 but it just seems so impractical
03:14:44 that the power to run this.
03:14:48 So these are individual phones like just what connects
03:14:50 to the same Internet network using some type of VPN, like
03:14:55 make it seem like they're coming from an area
03:14:57 you don't even need UPN because YouTube wouldn't care
03:15:00 if there was 100 people in an office on the same IP,
03:15:03 right?
03:15:04 I don't know why they're using phones.
03:15:05 It's still that boggles my mind.
03:15:07 If I was doing it, I would not use the individual device.
03:15:10 I would try to make it more authentic.
03:15:12 Yeah, well, yeah.
03:15:13 When do you just be able to?
03:15:15 I don't know.
03:15:15 So I've tried. I've Tried. I've tried. At least.
03:15:18 I'm like, just saying, it's tricky.
03:15:20 Let's just open up because there's, like, Chrome.
03:15:22 I'm going to tell a bunch of people how to get there's Chrome and Firefox
03:15:26 and probably like five or six different browsers that you can
03:15:29 just install on your phone.
03:15:31 So how hard would it be just to get like five times of use by doing that?
03:15:34 But all the platforms seem to be smart enough to know
03:15:38 they only count it as one view from what I found.
03:15:41 Tell me if I'm wrong in the chat.
03:15:43 But so that's maybe that's that's why.
03:15:47 But you're wrong.
03:15:49 If you like the phone, you can change the hardware ID
03:15:53 and make it look like it's different.
03:15:54 But it would take a lot of work.
03:16:00 It would take a lot of work.
03:16:01 I'm going to try and do it now.
03:16:05 Right now?
03:16:07 No, not right now.
03:16:08 I'm in the middle of a show.
03:16:10 I think by then I know we're not in the middle.
03:16:12 We're at the end.
03:16:14 Yeah, we're towards the tail end.
03:16:16 I mean, I just got one mash up to play.
03:16:19 I can play it as the outro.
03:16:22 You got one mash up to play.
03:16:24 I mean, I've got like, I got shit, I got it.
03:16:28 There's a oh, there's.
03:16:29 Oh, yeah, I forgot this. You.
03:16:34 It's breaking news.
03:16:37 You are not allowed to leave your shit on Mount Everest anymore.
03:16:40 Stop being disgusting they give you bags or just shit with you.
03:16:44 I agree to that. Yeah. That's.
03:16:46 I can't believe that was an issue.
03:16:48 I always thought that was becoming an issue.
03:16:50 And I'm it's interesting that finally put their foot down.
03:16:53 Right. Who's saying this?
03:16:54 The girl Who?
03:16:56 I'm so stupid. Where's the Philippines?
03:16:59 Fiji. Hong Kong.
03:17:01 Whatever.
03:17:01 Stupid government in the Everest area.
03:17:05 Where's that Washington state.
03:17:07 I mean government who governs over the.
03:17:09 I'm showing how bad I'm at Geography.
03:17:11 Have no idea where in the world like Mt.
03:17:13 Everest is. Oh, just for a long time ago.
03:17:17 So. So there was a time where you knew where Mount Everest was.
03:17:20 But it's not anymore.
03:17:23 And I know the Mt.
03:17:24 Everest sounds like you're in Asia.
03:17:26 I can hear you Googling mountain.
03:17:29 No, I know this above.
03:17:31 I remember I have the story.
03:17:33 I could just pull it up where it tells us.
03:17:37 Asia, Nepal.
03:17:38 That's a mountain in Asia.
03:17:40 Multiple Asian people.
03:17:42 You know, Nepal is India in Nepal.
03:17:44 I think it it I mean, in Asia, I think it is Everest climbers will have
03:17:48 to take their way with them as Nepal tries address the problem.
03:17:52 Look at all these people.
03:17:53 These are all these are people like you see you see the people.
03:17:57 The Taliban is just a bunch of garbage.
03:17:59 And that even people like dead people are littering it too much.
03:18:02 So, yes, I just said that there's like 4 to 12 people that die every year.
03:18:08 They stop doing this.
03:18:09 What the point of doing this,
03:18:10 what the fuck is wrong with you that you feel you need to do?
03:18:13 This is your life that boring art?
03:18:14 These were the bags of waste, but those are actually tents with people in them.
03:18:19 It is.
03:18:19 Do you need to do this?
03:18:20 What makes you feel like, Oh, I need to?
03:18:23 Climbing this mountain is something that makes good again.
03:18:25 Make me feel like falling.
03:18:27 Thing that you were just talking
03:18:28 one other than everyone else, it's a superiority complex.
03:18:31 You understand why
03:18:35 they're insane,
03:18:36 They're stupid, they're eternal or dumb.
03:18:39 They're.
03:18:40 They don't realize it's as dangerous as their.
03:18:43 They just. They got a boner for themselves.
03:18:45 Perfect segue way. No, it's not the boner. It's the.
03:18:47 There's a hole that they're trying to fill.
03:18:49 And instead of mutilating.
03:18:51 Yeah, they're mutilating their penis and trying to turn a woman,
03:18:55 they're trying to find it on literally the highest point.
03:18:58 It's a different Yeah.
03:18:59 It's a different type of transgender as what you're saying. Right.
03:19:01 And rather than just cutting off their genital, it's it's definitely
03:19:05 an achievement I think I don't I mean I don't know I would never do it.
03:19:11 I don't even like camping that much.
03:19:12 I enjoy some camping, but not that remote.
03:19:16 I mean, what I want to know is with all these tents
03:19:19 here, why hasn't somebody built a nice little resort right There?
03:19:28 I mean,
03:19:28 maybe that would take away be like, Fuck, they ruined our nature.
03:19:32 That's a really, really good question.
03:19:34 And I think I know someone who can answer that
03:19:37 question. Say,
03:19:40 Yeah, go Asia.
03:19:46 You got to click faster.
03:19:47 Otherwise, is it pretty?
03:19:52 I know
03:19:53 that I would be able to build it very much as near as I do.
03:19:58 I place and we will be talking about
03:20:03 those things you
03:20:07 it was it
03:20:09 was a beautiful break.
03:20:11 I've heard people say.
03:20:13 People say not you.
03:20:14 People say I've heard people say, you know,
03:20:17 you never will, never say, oh, this is location.
03:20:21 No evidence.
03:20:23 How many people do them?
03:20:25 You're not just how many people do you think die every year?
03:20:31 I don't know.
03:20:33 I don't really care.
03:20:35 They get all day, every day.
03:20:38 Well, I think they're 12 in there.
03:20:40 See people, 12 climbers, 12 climbers died there this year.
03:20:45 A year last year.
03:20:46 This year over year, last year.
03:20:49 So here's another question.
03:20:52 Well, this I thought this was for Trump
03:20:55 each.
03:20:55 I'm sorry, I'm going to give you some time to think about it, too, just in case.
03:21:01 I really want you to think this is a serious, serious question.
03:21:05 And it ties in with something we were saying earlier.
03:21:07 I take everything seriously.
03:21:11 Each person produces
03:21:15 how many grams of shit each day.
03:21:19 I needed to make this Joe bite.
03:21:22 You come out of there, it's deeper.
03:21:24 There is a lot more shit than the rest of the public.
03:21:28 And if you vote for them,
03:21:31 you definitely create a bakery amount of shit.
03:21:37 I mean, Kamala Harris, she's a nasty, nasty woman.
03:21:40 She's a cunt. Second biggest cunt.
03:21:44 Fuck.
03:21:45 I know. You got to change the.
03:21:46 Don't forget the question, though.
03:21:47 How many?
03:21:48 How much? How many?
03:21:49 I'll even say it's in grams or ounces.
03:21:51 I'll accept either.
03:21:52 If you can convert
03:21:54 and shit.
03:21:56 Shit in a bag.
03:21:59 In a bag to.
03:22:00 I'm sorry they put it in.
03:22:01 They're allowed to poop bags
03:22:03 that each one can be used six times and each shit.
03:22:08 No, not eat shit.
03:22:10 I did not tell you to eat it.
03:22:11 Mr. President, I certainly did not just tell you to eat shit
03:22:14 and that the President.
03:22:15 I should be the President.
03:22:17 I think the President should have one.
03:22:19 Former vice and former Vice President Biden is not the president.
03:22:25 Each person produces
03:22:26 how many grams of shit of excrement, if you will, per day.
03:22:32 Are you?
03:22:32 Depends on what they eat.
03:22:34 If they have been correct,
03:22:36 it must be weird to be an average
03:22:39 that eat food fiber to each fiber.
03:22:42 It is good for the environment
03:22:47 is not good for the environment.
03:22:49 If they give you two bags to poop in.
03:22:51 Do you hold your own bag or do you have somebody to hold your bag for? You?
03:22:56 And the item? I pay.
03:22:59 I pay for the best bag holder.
03:23:02 They hold that my shit bag the best.
03:23:05 If said the best shit bag holders ever.
03:23:07 Best boy.
03:23:08 I only get the best
03:23:11 and the best bags too.
03:23:13 Do you really think like, does it
03:23:16 get if it did the bag here, it's so good that you when you could smell it.
03:23:20 Oh, there's chemicals in the bag that solidifies the poop.
03:23:23 And so.
03:23:24 And it doesn't smell, so that's good.
03:23:26 I mean, there could be. Yes.
03:23:29 Mr. President, you want to watch a clip about the PC?
03:23:32 Boy, the guy needs the president. Word with you?
03:23:34 I, I appreciate that. And value the money.
03:23:37 You're fatter.
03:23:38 You're not any fatter. You look the same.
03:23:40 I would not.
03:23:41 Of course I invite you to come on the most urgent business.
03:23:45 It is said that the people.
03:23:47 His point. I hate violence.
03:23:50 The one thing I detest violence.
03:23:52 I have fought it.
03:23:54 There is no PC boy.
03:23:54 Oh, okay.
03:23:58 Thank you,
03:24:02 Your Majesty.
03:24:03 Oh, well, it was supposed to be the PC boy, but I don't see it
03:24:07 anyway.
03:24:13 What do you have to say?
03:24:15 You find your button yet?
03:24:16 You are going to stall longer.
03:24:18 I don't know what you're talking about.
03:24:22 La la la la la la la.
03:24:24 Exactly.
03:24:26 You there?
03:24:28 You do.
03:24:31 To wake.
03:24:32 Wake up. Vice President will have
03:24:35 well, as everyone.
03:24:36 Vice President Biden.
03:24:40 What?
03:24:40 How do you feel about the new.
03:24:44 It doesn't matter what I'm going to say, because you're going to just jibber.
03:24:48 Well,
03:24:51 I mean, if I had my choice,
03:24:53 I would go back.
03:24:57 Bush The crisis.
03:25:06 Uh uh uh, excuse
03:25:11 was that you say you
03:25:14 need.
03:25:15 No, I've never seen myself ever hear from yourself on live TV.
03:25:20 Jill Somewhat, Bill.
03:25:22 Jill Although I've never worked for myself.
03:25:25 No one's
03:25:28 Well, it must have been a woman.
03:25:29 And I don't listen to women yelling. I tell them to shut up.
03:25:33 Okay.
03:25:33 Maybe the ones that I did see myself, I was in chat
03:25:38 isn't anything with sushi.
03:25:40 So honestly, in all seriousness.
03:25:43 Former Vice President Biden, what the dog doing.
03:25:46 Your dog's been attacking a lot of the Secret Service.
03:25:49 Any comment on that?
03:25:51 I it's a great dog of my
03:25:55 my hunter Beau.
03:25:59 Oh, good kids, do you remember your dogs?
03:26:02 Do you remember your dog's name
03:26:04 was this?
03:26:06 I don't think that the.
03:26:09 Oh, is it a dog?
03:26:11 I love that dog.
03:26:13 Dog ever, do you.
03:26:16 Oh, but
03:26:18 do you vote for me?
03:26:20 I'm the best, you know.
03:26:23 Do you know what? What?
03:26:24 What? Gary says at the end of each show.
03:26:27 Bill,
03:26:29 Bill.
03:26:30 Kamala, I just. Dr.
03:26:32 Joe Biden is the best.
03:26:34 Do you believe in the afterlife? Great.
03:26:37 Um, I'm going to have to kind of heard him,
03:26:42 but do you find that it's good that although the older you get,
03:26:46 the more you believe in the afterlife, the more likely
03:26:51 that, you know, like those
03:26:55 just getting into the afterlife until about
03:27:02 three years ago,
03:27:04 I was like, Fuck, I'm pretty old.
03:27:07 I took those documents.
03:27:09 I saw them because some like Corvette and then Mike's.
03:27:11 I'm really old.
03:27:12 How do you answer the people that say you actually died in your body?
03:27:15 Double.
03:27:17 Oh, yeah, I could be.
03:27:20 I haven't seen you like, look at me now.
03:27:22 I'm still image and voice
03:27:25 and guess
03:27:27 you know, but
03:27:29 you know, because of brothers,
03:27:31 I've never seen a more popular president.
03:27:36 I think you have.
03:27:38 There was Barack Obama.
03:27:40 No you got 82 that no 81 million votes.
03:27:46 You got way more than Obama.
03:27:48 I think you got more than him combined.
03:27:49 That's why it was so unbelievable.
03:27:53 You got more than him in both his elections
03:27:56 at at the bullshit.
03:27:59 Oh, I can see you believe that.
03:28:03 It's not good.
03:28:05 That good. Here we go. Shit.
03:28:07 Piss fucking cocksucker, motherfucker tits.
03:28:09 Is that enough, or shall I go on?
03:28:11 Fagot, fagot, fagot.
03:28:13 Wait, go, fagot jabber, fagot, fagot.
03:28:23 You got anything?
03:28:25 I don't think anyone
03:28:28 on the show is going to
03:28:30 the average of a saboteur.
03:28:33 What was the purpose of smashing the windows
03:28:35 in that demonstration?
03:28:39 It's to show
03:28:42 the smallest amount of the research.
03:28:45 Okay. Oh, I know you were.
03:28:46 The windows were smash proof, but then you had a smash proof
03:28:49 window proof hammer that you were trying to sell.
03:28:54 I it's that's
03:28:55 pretty much the show that if you throw something
03:28:58 at this cybertruck a window, it'll break.
03:29:08 Yeah,
03:29:09 I think you can order a cybertruck now.
03:29:13 But you get these.
03:29:14 But the statement.
03:29:18 Are you a snake?
03:29:18 You if you throw a heavy object at the window,
03:29:22 it's going to break the window.
03:29:26 Yeah.
03:29:27 Yeah.
03:29:28 Well, that's genius.
03:29:31 Order! Now there's an order.
03:29:33 Now. Button on your Tesla Cybertruck.
03:29:36 It's ordered the new Cybertruck at the dot
03:29:39 com slash cybertruck slash design
03:29:43 the Tesla that counts
03:29:45 Cybertruck would with the breakable window.
03:29:48 I'm a little concerned that all the prices
03:29:50 they estimated is this actually a truck yet?
03:29:52 Because why would the prices be estimated? How do you not know?
03:29:55 How do you know how much I'm already approved for?
03:29:58 Isn't every estimation.
03:30:02 I think you're a scammer,
03:30:06 a gamer scammer.
03:30:08 So how do you know that I'm already approved for the cyber beast?
03:30:11 The 96,000.
03:30:12 You're telling me that I'm approved for a loan for 96,096?
03:30:16 That's never heard loud.
03:30:18 How the hell ever.
03:30:21 You're saying that I'm already approved for a loan?
03:30:23 That is exactly $96,390.
03:30:26 How do you know that I'm already approved for that loan? Yes.
03:30:32 I'll just go to the go to your local Walmart
03:30:36 or Myer and purchase a
03:30:40 greenback MG.
03:30:44 Here's some good news.
03:30:46 Very positive. Sounds absolutely guaranteed.
03:30:48 Cybertruck is likely to qualify for federal
03:30:51 tax credit later in 2024.
03:30:54 So you're telling me if I buy it now,
03:30:57 I may
03:31:00 qualify for a federal tax credit that doesn't seem fair?
03:31:04 I think you should.
03:31:05 The cybertruck is the best.
03:31:07 Whether you like it or not.
03:31:09 You should probably buy a saboteur.
03:31:12 Okay. There's nothing better as the best.
03:31:15 What though?
03:31:16 Still the best I've used.
03:31:18 If you were to go have your back.
03:31:21 Listen, the cybertruck is so great
03:31:25 that if you were to throw a heavy object
03:31:28 at the side of it and hit the glass
03:31:31 going,
03:31:33 shatter would shatter.
03:31:36 All right, So great.
03:31:38 Just shatter it. So
03:31:41 you wouldn't you wouldn't get struck by particles of glass
03:31:45 p values as it was just crack.
03:31:48 You'd have to get to the windshield, replace regardless,
03:31:52 but at least the wooden particles and I could say
03:31:57 a little bit of particles of value, but the whole infield would not break.
03:32:02 And that's the saboteur
03:32:04 put you on the roof because you can't afford this truck.
03:32:08 You'll never be able to afford saboteur.
03:32:11 I'm order and run right now. I'm putting in my credit card.
03:32:13 It's 590276459843653
03:32:22 expirations oh 127.
03:32:26 What's the three digit?
03:32:27 The three digit code is obviously going to be three four or five.
03:32:31 It won't let me put it
03:32:34 one, two, three, four, five.
03:32:37 No, just three or four or five.
03:32:38 No, not one, two.
03:32:41 Even if I had my choice, seven would have a saboteur.
03:32:45 But everyone was ever Trump.
03:32:47 So pretty much nobody a secretary.
03:32:50 It was a worthy.
03:32:53 It won't let me place the order.
03:32:55 Oh, that's absurd.
03:32:58 You're just not good enough.
03:33:00 You can't be stupid.
03:33:03 So you're like this genius, right?
03:33:05 You invented PayPal and you invented electricity.
03:33:08 I invented electricity.
03:33:09 The why on your website does it have Enter your account details
03:33:13 and I have to put my first and last name.
03:33:14 But then it's not smart enough to say,
03:33:17 Would you like to use that for the billing?
03:33:18 So I thought I was filling out, but I have to still enter my name place.
03:33:22 You could have names redacted, different building.
03:33:26 It would be a different name.
03:33:27 I could, but every other website lets you put it in first
03:33:30 and asked if I would be a different name for the building.
03:33:34 I've a different name for my building.
03:33:37 I build myself as a
03:33:40 saboteur, which I gave him
03:33:43 with my birthday in New Musk.
03:33:48 Some of you
03:33:50 you own a Tesla?
03:33:54 Yeah.
03:33:55 My email is going to be how many kids do you have
03:33:58 at slut rich scam?
03:34:03 And I got to
03:34:05 confess laughing at how awesome is the other half.
03:34:10 But at slut scam when kids do you have.
03:34:15 I did that too and I think it'd be good
03:34:19 to let rich dark
03:34:23 mobile phone number.
03:34:24 Geez,
03:34:27 should I put in our number
03:34:30 and I get very very good the next
03:34:34 which is phone number
03:34:36 three and it was a there and I value
03:34:40 and won't let me put it in range
03:34:42 so you're going to get some stats it's a very very nasty nasty woman
03:34:48 by the pussy
03:34:51 we still can't place the order.
03:34:53 WhatsApp emails don't match or I can't type.
03:34:56 I'm ordering a Tesla Cybertruck criminals,
03:34:59 your orders everything you heard Elon.
03:35:02 What what do you say?
03:35:04 He said I could order one. No one can drag.
03:35:06 No one can order the Cybertruck
03:35:08 no one.
03:35:09 You said that you specifically you cannot drive the Cybertruck
03:35:14 So why don't my emails match my stupid?
03:35:17 I know I'm stupid but
03:35:19 how many?
03:35:20 Or I see I missed an end.
03:35:23 Boom. There. Now we can order Cybertruck.
03:35:25 Yes, you can order the Cybertruck
03:35:29 but you'll never be able to drive a savage. So
03:35:33 there's probably makes every chance for straight humans.
03:35:38 You're a fagot.
03:35:39 Your race card was declined.
03:35:43 Of course.
03:35:44 Please, anybody that anybody's watching, whether it's watching
03:35:48 this, please don't copy Gary's card number and information down.
03:35:51 We want any issues
03:35:55 that's not cool.
03:35:57 Or maybe I should put
03:35:59 gender and orientation in
03:36:03 positions of sexism.
03:36:06 Credit cards have gender.
03:36:08 Can I be a credit card? Credit card? No.
03:36:10 The 300 women are gender
03:36:15 300 earliest.
03:36:17 I know.
03:36:18 I know from the internet you're only allowed three
03:36:22 sabotage cards with some genders,
03:36:26 75 genders.
03:36:28 Can you name a woman named for gender?
03:36:32 I'll bet she can't name four
03:36:36 Cyber fact saboteur.
03:36:41 That's three.
03:36:41 I was a publisher.
03:36:44 I don't think Tesla is Tesla gender.
03:36:47 It's pretty fluid.
03:36:49 It's a it's a gender.
03:36:53 Yeah.
03:36:53 What's your kids name?
03:36:56 Better.
03:37:00 So what does it mean?
03:37:04 My kids overjoyed.
03:37:05 It's either SunPower
03:37:08 pick their design and they make kid
03:37:15 proceeded by a
03:37:19 history of the world by one.
03:37:22 You look like the principal.
03:37:24 Yeah that's I should change that.
03:37:26 I'm getting distracted
03:37:29 I mean, that's very good to
03:37:36 So what do we learn today?
03:37:38 We wrap up
03:37:40 I mean, my friend
03:37:43 even the his boys and the coolest that we did.
03:37:46 You have the biggest kiss boy
03:37:51 that I would think
03:37:52 that you thought you were the king
03:37:57 in the boxes
03:37:59 and the peacefully exploiting and the best.
03:38:04 The best because the exterior, if anything, anyone gives you something
03:38:08 personally, me, I'd be the biggest kid that
03:38:12 I have.
03:38:13 The biggest dig my dick is the the balls of the hair is as
03:38:17 David Bonds is the best of every the best, I swear.
03:38:21 I mean, I'm not me personally, but I've heard
03:38:26 people told me people say people say not me, but people.
03:38:37 Sorry.
03:38:37 What do they say?
03:38:38 I wasn't listening.
03:38:43 Oh, I.
03:38:45 I don't know what they say.
03:38:47 Hello again.
03:38:49 I got it. I'm here.
03:38:51 The president of China.
03:38:54 This is Jill.
03:38:55 Tell me.
03:38:55 Tell me what this is. Jill. No, Mr.. Mr..
03:38:59 Vice. Mr.. Former Vice President, this is very important.
03:39:01 Yeah, this is Jill.
03:39:02 This is still Jill.
03:39:04 Tell me everything. Tell me what's going on.
03:39:06 How are you really feeling?
03:39:07 I was trying to get a hold of the president of China because he
03:39:11 sold me, like several billion dollars from the deal that we had
03:39:16 when I was vice president of, you know, those documents.
03:39:20 What I was saying of mine,
03:39:22 I put them next to my Corvette and I put them there because
03:39:25 I knew that I would need them later to blackmail the Chinese.
03:39:28 The Chinese government.
03:39:30 And so but no, see, that I also did
03:39:33 I can't be charged for anything, so but I need those documents
03:39:37 at least the photocopies that I have on the computer.
03:39:40 Then the government confiscated the the documents, the original ones
03:39:45 that I have the photocopies, but I need that.
03:39:47 I needed those billions from the Chinese. And so
03:39:54 can you.
03:39:55 Can you launder that money through Ukraine?
03:39:58 That's not money laundering.
03:40:01 I don't know if know what money laundering is.
03:40:03 Are you sure that,
03:40:05 you know, money laundering is
03:40:08 they believe you don't know what money laundering is.
03:40:11 You just as stupid as
03:40:14 I am.
03:40:15 Probably go all the way out.
03:40:18 Okay.
03:40:19 So who I think I am?
03:40:23 Hey, I got to go.
03:40:24 Yeah, I think your already went.
03:40:27 Oh, I felt. Oh,
03:40:30 that was real.
03:40:31 I think you should go check yourself.
03:40:35 What happened?
03:40:37 Black out again.
03:40:40 Quadrants in the middle one last time.
03:40:50 I already lost it.
03:40:52 I'm not even looking where we know it's impossible
03:40:57 because I only stack them when I do that usually.
03:40:59 So it makes it impossible if there is an audience ever
03:41:02 to figure out which one is which.
03:41:04 If you go for the middle again, if there's an audience,
03:41:09 they're going to go for the middle again.
03:41:10 I can't see.
03:41:11 I'm holding
03:41:14 other now.
03:41:14 I can see
03:41:16 everybody got choices.
03:41:20 No, I know it's not the first one.
03:41:23 I think it's the mean.
03:41:25 No, no. Yeah.
03:41:28 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
03:41:34 You want to choose the middle one?
03:41:36 Your intuition is telling know, Pick the same one three times
03:41:39 in a row. No.
03:41:43 Nope.
03:41:46 I'm going to say, yeah,
03:41:48 everybody should.
03:41:52 Everybody.
03:41:53 This all around, especially.
03:42:00 All right.
03:42:01 But he
03:42:11 should.
03:42:12 We should just end the show without picking, right?
03:42:15 Yeah.
03:42:16 You'll never know.
03:42:18 You have to come back next week
03:42:21 and then we can do
03:42:34 so. Trying to find this?
03:42:35 I'm still trying to find the shit. Honest.
03:42:37 I am a beginner firmly. Put it down
03:42:48 and surprise
03:42:51 me. I suppose then
03:42:53 so below because it's so close 99 for sure.
03:42:58 We're doing it.
03:43:00 We're gonna make it.
03:43:02 Make our dreams come true.
03:43:03 Brady and John Sean Brady and Drew Stash.
03:43:08 Oh yeah, yeah.
03:43:12 We're going to show it.
03:43:16 Oh, I thought you were not going to show wrong.
03:43:18 I was just teasing this.
03:43:20 I think it's three.
03:43:22 Which one is three? One, two, three.
03:43:24 Oh, no, no, three.
03:43:26 They weren't in the whole show.
03:43:27 No. Yeah.
03:43:28 One, two, three.
03:43:30 Right. Yep. Yep.
03:43:33 You kept, you kept chosen choosing the middle one
03:43:36 right this time I said three because I don't want to be right
03:43:40 now. The middle one at the middle once.
03:43:41 But I said three. So is it.
03:43:45 This is the one you think it is.
03:43:46 Oh yeah, I can tell.
03:43:47 I could tell. It's not one. That'd be ridiculous.
03:43:52 It was the same one fucking three times in a row.
03:43:54 How ridiculous.
03:43:56 Have you finally learned shenanigans?
03:43:57 Yeah, well, was part of you thinking like, I don't want to choose that one
03:44:00 because it's been that one two times in a row. How.
03:44:02 How could it be that one three times in a row?
03:44:05 No, honestly, I thought self-centered and egotistical and narcissist.
03:44:10 I thought, I'm not picking the middle one again.
03:44:12 I didn't even give a shit.
03:44:13 I didn't even remember where it was before.
03:44:16 I was only thinking from my own point of view.
03:44:18 I said, If I pick the middle one again and the one again, then it's fault
03:44:21 that I'm an idiot.
03:44:21 But if I change and I'm an idiot, at least I had some type of choice.
03:44:29 Everybody is above, so below.
03:44:32 There's some people that fancy themselves as intellectual
03:44:44 saying, I forgot about the rush.
03:44:46 I'm going to lead out with Rush, that's all.
03:44:48 Oh, okay.
03:44:51 So I'm going to start that.
03:44:52 Yeah.
03:44:53 Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.
03:44:57 As above.
03:44:57 So would I be involved in that
03:45:19 strong for you
03:46:17 for something?
03:47:01 Never forget that Geary was wrong about a rush song.
03:47:04 He thought that Free Will was Tom Sawyer.
03:47:06 You right? I was wrong. I apologize.