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Happy April Fool's Day.
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The time is now. 1002.
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Do you know where your fools are?
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Hi, I'm Gary and welcome to Fladge Rants Live.
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I love April Fools Day. I love pranks.
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I don't even mind being myself.
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This is fun.
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I only did a couple operates at work.
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They are all box related to kind of boring and stupid,
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but we are all being duped and I am no exception.
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I've always prided myself on
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being the smartest guy in the room and lately I just haven't felt that way.
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I had a grocery shopping list.
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I was just checking the inventory in the fridge
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and I had bread and cheese but no lunchmeat.
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I also needed eggs, had plenty of butter, and I needed something else.
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And I went to the store and grabbed the the the something else and
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the milk.
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And I came home. No lunchmeat.
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I had like a three or four item list
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and I forgot one of them. So.
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So even I act foolish sometimes and it's here in our arena
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it is no short trip to the the nearest Kroger.
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There are some more foolish things I want to get into
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foolish beliefs.
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I'm sure my
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my co-hosts are aware
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that I'm going to get into some foolish
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notions.
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The epistemology for which is not sound.
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I want to talk about the Anouma Elish,
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the new Elish.
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It's the oldest
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creation myth that I know of
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ten 12,000 years old, written in Kenya, form
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not a clay tablet, copied in copying and copied over all the years.
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Well, it's long been established
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that I think there have been lost
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civilizations of a very advanced technology or advanced
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and their way of thinking or spirituality or mysticism.
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And they had secrets that we have not uncovered yet.
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And this is one of those enlightening document
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that will tell us about that Numa Elish.
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And a lot of people will say
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it's a Babylon in
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creation myth.
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I think it dates back before that.
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It's the oldest one we have, I think is, you know,
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like I said, 10 to 12000 years old
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and written in the junior
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form for the language Assyrian.
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That's Assyrian.
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And it basically tells how the other NAKI
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came from that Nibiru
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enslaved humanity to mind gold for them.
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And again, this is a myth
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and we have no reason to to take it at face value.
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Except why would they spend so much time chiseling
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into a clay tablet and copying and recap being this story?
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If it was just fiction, they it's
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it would seem like a waste of time.
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So what I'm beginning at is these civilizations.
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Quetzalcoatl, a source
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I think were the same person.
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I think
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the Antonacci and people from Atlantis were the same people,
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although and Inaki I think is a general term
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for several species of intelligent
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alien extraterrestrial life
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and here's how I think we're getting duped
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instead of enslaving people.
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And then they they know they're enslaved, of course. Duh.
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And they're forced to work.
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What if they just established a paradigm
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under which we have to chase the almighty dollar
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and go to the daily grind and work every day
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to pay our mortgage and live in the system.
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And they've figured out this whole thing, this worked out
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this whole system under which we are enslaved,
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but we're just foolish enough to believe that we're free.
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That's what I think is going on.
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Boyce, do you disagree?
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How pitiful.
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I pity the fool.
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How long do TV, an endless worship
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party guy who has Jesus the Almighty dollar?
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Anthony Wow.
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You didn't even know what I was going to say.
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How do you do that?
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How do you roll the clip?
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Brady
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That was draw, wasn't it
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foolish? Hmm.
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I got a oh, I've got a few more reasons
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that I believe I
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we we were given a leg up,
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and it wasn't to benefit us.
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It was to benefit our
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our enslavers.
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Now, I was thinking they were just,
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you know, giving us a leg up to, to help us out.
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But now I've got reason to believe the metric system is older than we think.
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Hear me out
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on this because I thought it was foolish and it was confirmation bias
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because if you take let's
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go all the way back to the Giza plateau, that was our very first.
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Well, flanges sewed and the Giza Plateau
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mapped out a scale
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model of the inner solar system.
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The outer ring is the Mars orbit, then Earth,
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Venus, Mercury,
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and right in the middle, of course, is the sun.
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And it is to scale then perfect.
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Now, if you have a giant scale structure
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with enormous proportions, of course you can fill around
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with the mass and make it fit this, that or the other thing.
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You can you can do basically anything with numbers.
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However, if you take any dimension
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of the Great Pyramid of Giza, multiply it by 432.
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Now, if you'll recall, we did
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flashcards on resonance
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where I stated 432 was a very
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meaningful frequency.
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Now you take any of the dimensions
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of the pyramid, the base, the height, any of those things,
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and you multiply it by 432 or ten to the seventh or both,
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you're going to get either
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a constant, a universal constant,
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or something about the earth, like the distance from the earth
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to the sun, the average distance from the earth to the moon,
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the I believe it is ten to the seventh,
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a ten to the eighth times the mass of the
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the Great Pyramid of Giza, and you get the mass of the Earth itself.
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So there are so many of these numbers built into this.
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These are the plateau.
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Someone had something going on and it was thoughts
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from the emerald tablets and the other
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the what you call
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you get this right Numa elish
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and Numa Elish,
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the oldest creation myth known to man
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and people like me.
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Foil hat club conspiracy theorists are always made to look foolish.
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If you see a UFO, you may it look foolish.
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If you see if you're looking for bigfoot, you made it look foolish If you hadn't.
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Ghost hunters made to look foolish
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and all of these conspiracy theories.
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Look,
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I know that this COVID thing was a hoax.
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I know that the JFK assassination was a giant cover up.
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I know 911 was a giant cover up.
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And I sound like an idiot.
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Like a flat earth, or would I say anything about it?
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Because, God, those kind of people are ostracized now.
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Oh, today, not only
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April Fools Day,
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I just found out it's Transgender Day
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and that is a disorder.
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Those people are ostracized and maybe they should be.
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Roll the clip.
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Brady Transgender Day is a different day.
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This is a transgender transgender observer
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patient, something awareness.
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It was. There's a little extra, though.
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There's a couple they have a couple of days so it's awareness.
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Nothing wrong with that.
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There is something specifically wrong with that.
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What's what is that?
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What's wrong with that?
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Those people are goofy in the head.
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No, people pay them out.
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Little time out for down
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there.
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Nuclear
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war. Scary.
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You taking a piss?
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No, I had to get a new
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here.
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Go find a new jibber jabber Want to hear it?
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Splash against the dirt for
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Ms.. Pride.
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Oh, that's bad.
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Well, I like little boys, Pee wee wee jibber.
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I like to jibber them on the inside.
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You like to play with stuffed animal jibber on my dirt floors.
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Those damn dirt floors
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we love
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the splashing of the years.
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The dirt floor is what I would have, you know. No.
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Yeah.
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Where's my secret special celebrity guest CALLER
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There's a secret celebrity guest car.
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Yes, I've got a caller lined up.
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You do?
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Yeah. Is it Elon Musk?
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Yeah. Fool. Joe Biden.
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Oh, no.
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The burns on fire.
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Oh, no.
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Let that motherfucker burn.
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That's all I got for a break.
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The break. I did it at work.
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The girl on the park line is the granddaughter of the owner
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and CEO of the company, and
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she's really good at her job.
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And I provided her the work.
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And when she goes to lunch, I load up the pack line
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and bury her as bad as I possibly can.
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Well, I'm only one person and she can work, you know, six times my pace.
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So today I put up a bunch of empty boxes and don't want to make them
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look like they were full and buried the back line for her.
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So when she came back for a few seconds, she was fooled
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into thinking that I had really worked my ass off.
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But no, I just spent way too much time screwing around in all actuality
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and just put empty boxes up like marked mark up a lot of work.
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And she really wasn't backed up.
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That was my only joke.
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My only prank that I did. That was it.
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You're only wasn't even that good.
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Yeah, sounds like it.
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Yeah, I know.
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I love April Fool's Day, but that was the only I guess
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it was our harmless.
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Oh, we've got new drops.
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That's for you.
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You actually do April Fool's crap.
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Like, I hate to, I. I could rant about that.
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I hate every April Fool's crap.
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I'm always worried I'm going to be the guy that punches somebody out
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or cusses out a child, and there's a hidden
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camera
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that, you know,
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I might catch be weird, but I like getting pranked.
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I kind of like it.
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It's hard to fool me.
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And if you can
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put on you mean everybody plays the fool?
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Everybody plays. Roll the clip, Brady.
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I can't till we get off the fucking YouTube. You
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get off the YouTube, Brady, do anything.
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I can't do it now.
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Why is anybody why do we even go to YouTube?
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Oh, wait, that's right. Because we have
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because they have a monopoly once a week.
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Apple apparently does.
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Once we get like 100 million subscribers, we can start collecting those pennies.
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Today's actually National Penny Day.
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Maybe I was foolish.
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Maybe we don't have a celebrity.
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Yes. CALLER,
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maybe not.
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That would be very disappointing.
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I don't Trump or Elon Musk, let's call him.
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No, but we did get a spike in views when those guys show up.
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And somehow
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and we have we got a comment
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and a critique and one of them also.
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Yeah. Oh, tell me tell me more.
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Very enlightened person. I'm fine in it. You guys.
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You talk amongst yourself because I don't have it queued up.
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So give me
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a Jordy.
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Only guesses as to who my celebrity guest Collin's going to be.
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I already did.
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Joe Biden, Elon Musk and Donald Trump.
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I'll give you a hint.
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You know him.
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I know and Brady knows him.
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Stefan,
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you got.
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That's what I said.
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He said you don't believe in that shit, so that can't even be possible.
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But I said, That's actually not possible.
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It's foolish to believe it.
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Part of is a part a particle of dust
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that he somehow managed to interact with while he was here.
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Might be brushing past the microphone right now.
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It's too soon too.
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But I think if we had an interview with him, all he might say is up.
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Is that a zombie?
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That your zombie sounds really blew his face off.
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Oh. Oh, that's true.
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So that was. You're right.
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It would just be like,
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I believe it's been nine years.
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Still too soon.
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Okay, so we have comments.
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We just got right in the comments. That nails it.
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Yeah. Good segment.
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So it's my favorite segment.
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It's my second to be able to build
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the very make American Idol type play.
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The P Diddy to this what is this clip of nine
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more we'll be able to double check this clip made it a little longer
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cropped it a little better maybe to make it
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make a little bit more sense because then we would have got know,
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we would have got one view instead of 23 likes, 400 views and three comments.
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Oh, wow, there's something about the algorithm.
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But so I think it's the shortness of it.
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I think it's really the shortness of it.
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Michael Michael Hall, 63, is very judgmental, he says, and very rightly so.
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It's fake.
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A fake guy apparently that's not Trump hitting me.
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We had him on our air.
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It was a guest on our show.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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I just can't believe that that that sounds completely legitimate
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and bad one at that
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video.
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So for me, well, first of all, it's a still shot.
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It's a it's a screen, it's a photo.
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So you're right.
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If that's a I, it's pretty bad.
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I, I think it's just a still shot and an impersonator, isn't it?
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I mean, there is no impersonating.
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No way. You sound ridiculous. We're talking about me.
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And I go, It's not working.
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I'm sorry.
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I see Trump, but I just sound you sounding very son of a bitch.
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I can go.
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No, the gimmicks man had.
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What a fool
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everybody hate
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except for me, given the death.
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I mean, people say people say that I'm the best.
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And what I was fighting about in that clip is I was going to that by my man.
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I'm going to bomb Kuwait.
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I'm going to bomb Iraq.
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I mean, about North Korea
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and China.
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Can you sing that?
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Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, Iran
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temporary to
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America.
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Every time Trump comes on and Gary just checks out, he has not.
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You have nothing to say.
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I mean, if I had I had I had a few questions.
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Trump When he appeared.
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Yeah, I did, too.
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But I had to run to the bathroom really quick.
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I don't know what I missed it.
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It's like Batman and
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Bruce Wayne.
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They're never in the same place room.
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Yeah.
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Was at the Pee wee wee ever put.
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I'll be right back.
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I have to go find a new jabber.
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I see the problem added, sir.
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Everything shifted.
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I was just going down and really explored much
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and I'm already tired with the ones that are that I have.
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So. So who?
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We got a half hour or half hour?
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We'll cut off that YouTube.
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Okay, The YouTube.
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Okay. Gary comes back. Oh, I didn't know you're here.
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You should.
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I try got here.
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So what I missed shout out to rumble They have a thing
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called Rumble Studio that's competing with stream yard.
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It looks very promising, but there's a few features
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that are missing and lacking and making it impossible to use.
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One would be local recording.
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Now they don't have that.
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Well, I was actually transferring all our sound
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clips and video clips and then suddenly it stopped uploading.
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So apparently there's a limit, but it didn't tell me what the limit was.
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And I'm not even sure if that's the issue, but I only got a few videos up
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and then it stopped.
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There was a third issue downloaded the app.
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I've got it on my phone now.
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Forgot what it was. Oh, I can't change.
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My name has to be my main user account, which I'd really rather not share.
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I mean, it's kind of public, but I well, I'm
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going to make my main user account called Gary.
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Call Gary at 1586383.
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Please call in Bob call in 5863 Rantz three Bob the fucking Bob.
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Well, I
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won't say his last name, but you know him.
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He price spells his name backwards though.
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Yes, he does.
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And you may have given him a full length Hot Dog Buns
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LP every year. Dad.
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God, Dog, Dog, horse.
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Let's go.
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I don't think you heard that one.
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Oh, Bob, Bob, Bob.
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Backwards dog.
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No, that's not.
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That's not how that works.
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Lowercase letters.
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Oh, PA wouldn't be poisonous C wouldn't be.
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No, that would be upside down, dipshit.
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Oh, see, I was looking at it backwards.
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We ever getting to. You're looking at it wrong.
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You're getting it wrong. I'm sorry I didn't put the voice on.
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I mean, he didn't.
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Are we ever going to have flagged reviews?
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Yeah. I don't know
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where the were the comments React video that was It was match Reax.
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I think we've done flat reacts. We need to do flat reviews.
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Like you need to get a product, a movie, food movie.
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Yeah. Anyway, I want to do the co musical.
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Oh, you do?
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Yeah. Yeah, I want to see it.
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We were in the parking lot to see that
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and my wife let it slip that it was a musical.
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Oh, never want to see it.
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Sheesh. No, we didn't see it.
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We saw.
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I'm like, well, let's see Beekeeper instead.
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And that was like a Jason Statham.
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Ridiculous movie. But it was fun.
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I do like Jason Statham do.
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When in real life, have you ever went somewhere
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and somebody in unison or in chorus started singing instead of talking?
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That that's called a flash mob
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called a musical.
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Yeah, but so was Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
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I mean, that's what that franchise is.
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The musical Charlie and the Chocolate Factory in the musical.
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I don't think it is.
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There's no earthly way of knowing which direction we are going.
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I mean, they made it into a musical, I'm sure, but I got no problem
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with a song busting out.
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But if every line is sung like an opera or a musical, I don't I'm
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I don't think the novel Charlie and the Chocolate Factory had like,
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sheet music in it.
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And I believe your advice is don't read the book.
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Wait for the movie.
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I think. I think that was your actual advice.
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Yeah, it is.
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And that's good.
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That's a little bit different.
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Blow. Just be warned.
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There's a little bit that's different, but there's enough there.
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But nobody do.
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They're singing all these songs a C minus.
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They're not singing the whole time.
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And you see, you're not really singing.
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Weirdly. You would gravitate right towards the slaves.
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Yeah, that song in the
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Slaves there are willing participants.
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There are midget slaves, right?
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That's like
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if you ever if you have a social credit score,
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you're going to be a willing participant, too.
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Oh, we're getting a call.
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There it is, Bob.
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Bob, you're on the air with Brady
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Draw and me.
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Hey, Bob.
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Bob, you're going to hear an echo when you speak.
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So just kind of on your radio
00:23:50
so you might not be able you turn on your radio.
00:23:52
Can you hear them or can you just hear me?
00:23:53
Because that may be a problem.
00:23:56
Now, that's probably perfectly fine.
00:23:59
Well, we can't hear him.
00:24:02
I can't hear him.
00:24:04
I can't hear him.
00:24:05
Why can't you hear him, Huh?
00:24:08
Brewster Dude, it all worked.
00:24:10
I had it working. You should be able to hear him.
00:24:12
I can hear him. What's up? They can hear you.
00:24:15
I can't hear you.
00:24:17
Maybe have it.
00:24:19
Why can't they hear you?
00:24:21
Brady, You should be all set up.
00:24:23
I got it working.
00:24:26
You got to know.
00:24:29
You know what?
00:24:30
I'm going to send you a link. I'm going to send you a link.
00:24:32
All right?
00:24:33
And then you're going to click on it and you'll be on the show.
00:24:36
Yeah. He's definitely not going out to the audience.
00:24:39
All right, Give me give me 2 minutes.
00:24:41
I'll get you out
00:24:46
later.
00:24:46
Oh, yeah.
00:24:48
I can't believe it.
00:24:49
Last caller ever. That was the best first caller ever.
00:24:52
I'm going to send him the draw.
00:24:53
You and I were the first callers, by the way.
00:24:56
By the way, your first two callers.
00:24:59
Well, I don't understand why I got
00:25:00
I got it all set up all the video, all the audio.
00:25:02
It should be gone.
00:25:04
I've gotten the phone right.
00:25:06
You can you see the picture of the phone?
00:25:08
Yeah, I can see the picture of the phone.
00:25:09
All right.
00:25:11
So what
00:25:11
I'm going to do is I'm going to get him as a video.
00:25:15
Guess what's this?
00:25:16
Foolish
00:25:18
British English foolish.
00:25:20
So disappointed in myself.
00:25:24
Oh, you're not the only one.
00:25:26
Hey, fuck you.
00:25:27
It's okay for me to have. But why don't.
00:25:31
Why doesn't he?
00:25:31
Why don't you have him call and you can hold your phone up
00:25:35
and he does.
00:25:36
That sounds stupid.
00:25:37
That's how it all started.
00:25:38
That's how this whole thing started.
00:25:42
There's a.
00:25:42
There's a guy on Rumble that he has a separate phone, just, like,
00:25:46
glued to the microphone, and he does the whole show like that.
00:25:49
He had like 10,000 people.
00:25:50
So I don't think the technicality of it matters as long as you can hear it.
00:25:53
No kidding. Yeah, yeah,
00:25:56
yeah.
00:25:57
Well, we went like 40 weeks getting 300 or so views.
00:26:01
Sometimes despite the 600, sometimes we drop to 200,
00:26:04
but then we take two and I decided to go with chair and lamp or whatever I did.
00:26:09
And we never didn't even see 200 views those weeks.
00:26:13
And then two weeks ago hit a grand.
00:26:18
And then last week we had a grand in a day.
00:26:22
Thousand views.
00:26:23
I'm I'm impressed, frankly.
00:26:27
Did you get the link sent?
00:26:29
I'm still working out.
00:26:30
I can't do three currently on time.
00:26:32
I can only do two.
00:26:33
So either they ignore me, Don't listen to me.
00:26:36
Yeah.
00:26:36
I mean, again, this 1.8 and choices is 1.3.
00:26:41
Yeah, 1.3.
00:26:43
Two things.
00:26:44
Only 1.3 thousand.
00:26:47
Okay.
00:26:50
Yeah. K through 12.
00:26:51
I wish, but it's probably fake any time.
00:26:53
Rumble stock issues
00:26:56
Any time Rumble.
00:26:57
And Romo has stock issues.
00:26:58
Their views seem to spike a little bit.
00:27:01
Jump? Yeah.
00:27:02
Really, We're more valuable than anything.
00:27:05
I mean,
00:27:08
that will do that again.
00:27:10
00500.
00:27:13
This is the worst crap.
00:27:15
Oh, for this price.
00:27:18
I didn't not realize he sucked.
00:27:21
This guy has a lot of things to say.
00:27:24
You got foolish pride like you got tooth decay, but you take care of the problem.
00:27:29
So let's take this.
00:27:30
Put this pride problem itself.
00:27:32
In Japan, when I talk about pride,
00:27:35
I'm wasting your time inside.
00:27:38
When black and white.
00:27:40
Oh, that's so bad on that again.
00:27:43
But I can't seem to get it.
00:27:44
Hold on, dammit.
00:27:47
We need a record scratching.
00:27:49
So while you're trying to do that,
00:27:52
can you also follow the video?
00:27:57
Yeah.
00:27:57
And I have a couple of mashup requests.
00:28:00
Can you do those right now to
00:28:08
ask? You had your flag.
00:28:11
I own a champion Airedale terrier.
00:28:14
And just for context, because I was like, What the fuck?
00:28:16
Why didn't you call the dog out?
00:28:18
But this is the dog.
00:28:20
Yeah.
00:28:21
Producer.
00:28:23
Producer. Oh,
00:28:25
he's busy, all right. Yeah, He's
00:28:27
the only champion Airedale terrier, which is like every other terrier.
00:28:32
I don't know why she needs to have a dog doing it,
00:28:35
but I was trying to
00:28:38
register.
00:28:38
I heard something about.
00:28:39
There goes the chair screen.
00:28:43
Yeah, share my screen.
00:28:44
We need to look what the Airedale terrier looks like.
00:28:47
Brilliant dog. Gorgeous, gorgeous.
00:28:50
Look, a little bird on this gentleman.
00:28:52
Beautiful.
00:28:53
Look at that beard.
00:28:54
Look of that gentleman.
00:28:56
Proud buttocks.
00:28:57
Certainly a gentleman. Definitely a gentleman.
00:28:59
Oh, yeah. Look at that female beards do.
00:29:02
The female beards are just the gentleman of bearded lady truck drivers.
00:29:07
Wait, what was the question?
00:29:09
How many guys is it?
00:29:11
I own a champion Airedale terrier.
00:29:13
Okay.
00:29:13
I have been trying to breed for more than a year.
00:29:15
Finding her
00:29:16
the right match has proven difficult, but recently we found a perfect match.
00:29:21
Their genetics were superb and they seem to like each other.
00:29:24
The males owner and I took the two dogs on a dog run last month
00:29:28
and except for a bit of mud, it was a perfect afternoon.
00:29:32
This is so creepy, right?
00:29:34
Yeah. Yeah.
00:29:35
I'm not all romantic, depending on your point of view.
00:29:37
Right. There have been other afternoons.
00:29:41
There have been other afternoons and evenings.
00:29:43
The problem is the males owner, She will only allow her dog
00:29:46
to breed mine if she and I also quote, breed.
00:29:51
Wait, wait, hold on.
00:29:53
Wait. What?
00:29:54
The problem is the males owner.
00:29:57
She will only allow her dog to breed mine if she and
00:30:01
I also breed.
00:30:04
Oh, that's the only true way to know if our canines are a perfect match.
00:30:09
What?
00:30:09
I'm not a prude, but since my divorce, I haven't dated much.
00:30:14
The woman is a traitor.
00:30:15
This is a woman the whole time. No,
00:30:19
this is backwards.
00:30:20
This is so screwed up.
00:30:22
I'm not a prude.
00:30:22
But since my divorce, I haven't dated much.
00:30:24
The woman is attractive and I'm lonely.
00:30:26
But her proposition felt out to me.
00:30:29
Well, and this.
00:30:31
The breeding is they have to have the breeding as a regular thing.
00:30:34
Would that be good for the dogs?
00:30:36
What should I do?
00:30:38
Signed.
00:30:38
Overwhelmed in Kansas City.
00:30:41
Overwhelmed? No, you're foolish.
00:30:43
You are a giant fool.
00:30:45
No one turns down poontang.
00:30:48
No, no, dude. It's a pitiful
00:30:54
job. I still go for it.
00:30:56
What are you talking about?
00:30:58
This is that there's. This is a no brainer.
00:31:01
That is stupid. No one in the room.
00:31:04
Are you gay?
00:31:06
I think that's what I was thinking.
00:31:07
Because it's like she's.
00:31:09
She probably. She is a transgender forever.
00:31:12
That's ignorant.
00:31:14
She knew she was dog.
00:31:16
No problem game.
00:31:17
She got it.
00:31:21
She she claims it is the only true way to know
00:31:25
if our canines are a perfect match.
00:31:26
That's her being flirtatious, right?
00:31:28
Like, that's like he's totally.
00:31:29
Oh, that's just creepy whack job.
00:31:31
That's a whack a doodle.
00:31:34
That's a nut job.
00:31:35
Maybe that's the problem.
00:31:36
He doesn't want to.
00:31:39
That's crazy.
00:31:41
What's the big deal?
00:31:43
Well, you pop one out.
00:31:44
I mean, they got abortions for that nowadays, but
00:31:47
limited states, apparently.
00:31:48
But you can travel time.
00:31:50
You don't look at the chimney when you're stoking the flame.
00:31:53
That's a different thing.
00:31:54
But regardless, what does that
00:31:57
and I, I mean, for the wet spot.
00:32:02
But look at the bearded dog
00:32:04
Look at him over was that would not do it.
00:32:07
Well, the dog do what dear lady.
00:32:12
We can remove the dog for this one because this is going to get confusing.
00:32:16
I'm confused already.
00:32:17
All right.
00:32:18
Where's the dog?
00:32:19
Oh, no.
00:32:22
You're flattered. You.
00:32:23
I'm a woman in my early sixties, and I have a husband I love very much.
00:32:27
And I enjoyed
00:32:29
and I enjoyed dressing sexy for him.
00:32:31
At the end of our date
00:32:32
nights, however, I stumbled across some pictures of half naked young models
00:32:36
a friend of his continually sends because of them, Because of them,
00:32:41
and the fact that my husband enjoys commenting on them, I no longer feel sexy.
00:32:47
I'm not a twentysomething model and now I feel like an old fool
00:32:51
for thinking I looked good to him.
00:32:54
I don't know how to talk to him about this matter.
00:32:57
I wish that just once when his friend send him a picture, he would have replied
00:33:01
No thank you and told his friend he already has a sexy woman in his life.
00:33:06
Advice sign Feeling foolish in New York.
00:33:10
All right. Foolish.
00:33:12
Right on.
00:33:16
I don't know.
00:33:18
In the buffet of life, you got to have some variety.
00:33:22
The same thing is not going to get you revved up every single time forever.
00:33:26
I would be grateful for the
00:33:29
the other women getting is just as fine.
00:33:32
Just saying
00:33:34
I'm I mean, it's a two way street, right?
00:33:36
It's not like, you know, these women are interested in him.
00:33:39
I still find her sexy.
00:33:42
Yeah. And I just only heard about her.
00:33:43
Can we see right
00:33:46
for evidence? Yeah.
00:33:47
I can't fully make a judgment until I see some some pictures.
00:33:51
So if you're feeling, you could send a few. Yes.
00:33:55
And a few of those pictures and we'll judge.
00:33:57
We'll actually take a look,
00:33:58
a couple of the 20 somethings as well she can, so they might as well.
00:34:02
We got to do our full research.
00:34:04
Yeah, this is due diligence.
00:34:06
Well, crack cocaine, free of charge and flat drains
00:34:12
for our drains.
00:34:12
Life is going to keep the cost down, that one. So.
00:34:14
Yeah, Yeah, We'll take care of the.
00:34:16
No problem.
00:34:19
And we want to.
00:34:20
A dollar and a quarter already there was 45 flags, odes, cheers to
00:34:26
an offer.
00:34:28
A third of a cup of coffee.
00:34:31
Cheers. Cheers.
00:34:32
To the Airedale terrier, the bearded, most bearded, bearded US dog I've ever seen.
00:34:36
I think that was our most bearded list.
00:34:38
A lot of podcasts will threaten say, Hey, we can't do the show without you.
00:34:41
Please send money. I think we've proven that we're willing to do that.
00:34:44
Doing the show without all your animals. Right? Right.
00:34:46
Even though nobody's nobody's ever going to send in because they're like, Fuck it.
00:34:49
Do they're here to stay?
00:34:50
Where are we with our celebrity guest star appearance?
00:34:53
So I sent them a link. I wanted to be a square in the show.
00:34:55
You know he can take them. Yeah.
00:34:58
Draws
00:34:59
Cher can be the fourth square there.
00:35:02
Hopefully clicks on the link.
00:35:03
I'm sure he's clicking on it.
00:35:05
Rosen Clip. Brady
00:35:07
I mean, if he's clicking on clicking on it for like 15.
00:35:10
So he clicked on it and nothing happened.
00:35:13
So got it should have opened is Gary
00:35:18
Gary think if I.
00:35:23
I think finally he won't be able to hear us
00:35:25
if he'll only be able to hear me I think if you just listen to this.
00:35:29
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
00:35:32
oh, oh, oh, oh, 000.
00:35:36
This by.
00:35:38
Is that real
00:35:41
something he really did or does that something somebody said he really did?
00:35:44
No, he really did that.
00:35:45
It's it's he claimed that to apologize for it like,
00:35:49
several times already,
00:35:50
but he claimed that he was dating some black chick
00:35:52
and she broke up with him and he was upset about it.
00:35:54
And so he made that song.
00:35:56
But, you know, however you want to look at it,
00:36:01
sometimes white people, when they're just having fun
00:36:03
with rap music, they put the N-word in their music
00:36:06
because, like, I don't know, it's controversial or it's
00:36:09
they're a fan of the music that uses that word
00:36:13
sometimes.
00:36:13
I was, boy, I don't mind hard N-word.
00:36:17
I'm offended that it's bad music.
00:36:19
There's no excuse for bad music.
00:36:21
Yeah, that's not a good song, period.
00:36:24
Oh, foolish Pride.
00:36:26
It's so bad.
00:36:27
That's not how it goes.
00:36:33
Oh, yeah, that's how it goes.
00:36:35
Sorry.
00:36:35
That's exactly how it goes.
00:36:37
Exactly how it goes.
00:36:39
How does it go?
00:36:43
What's in your pants belongs only to you.
00:36:48
Keep your jeans in your jeans.
00:36:52
If you're jeans
00:36:53
and your jeans, what's in your pants?
00:36:56
That's like my.
00:36:57
I love that song. That was generally.
00:36:59
I love that song, too. That's our
00:37:02
our new mascot.
00:37:04
It's it's so kid friendly, but it's also so inappropriate and dirty
00:37:08
your face, when it starts out, This is really stupid.
00:37:11
Why is he playing this thing?
00:37:13
You're like, Well, yeah, yeah.
00:37:16
And then he lights up.
00:37:17
Yeah, that's the one of our best clips right there.
00:37:19
Yeah.
00:37:20
That's why I sometimes I don't like to present like that.
00:37:22
I like the natural reaction and I like that.
00:37:24
I wasn't like that at all
00:37:27
as I was going for a loop.
00:37:28
I'm like one of those kids shit.
00:37:29
And I'm just like, Oh, this is kind of weird.
00:37:32
And then I thought it was like a parody.
00:37:34
And then I'm like, Oh, this is a legit song for children.
00:37:38
And it sounds to keep their private parts private.
00:37:41
I mean, for someone to go, Hey, man,
00:37:44
can you can you meet me there?
00:37:46
Bob, Can you hear me now?
00:37:48
Can hear me now?
00:37:49
I Gassama Yeah. Is the cameraman, man.
00:37:52
I can hear him.
00:37:52
But you guys can't hear him, can you? Again, right?
00:37:55
No wrong with me.
00:37:57
Click on the link you're sharing.
00:37:59
Get a newer phone. Brady. That's a rotary dial.
00:38:02
This is my computer.
00:38:03
He calls into the computer. The. The.
00:38:05
Oh, voice. My phone's right here.
00:38:08
I will grab him through his own phone
00:38:11
and pull on to the the podcast.
00:38:14
I'm just I'm trying to think of how then he won't be able to hear us.
00:38:18
See, we've never actually had a caller in 45 shows.
00:38:20
We just threaten and ask and beg and nobody ever calls in.
00:38:24
Yeah,
00:38:26
I got to be able
00:38:27
figure this out so, you know,
00:38:30
I can get me I can get a cable and just loop my cable through.
00:38:34
I mean, I guess that would work.
00:38:36
Anybody in the company, anything is better than this, right?
00:38:40
Both Talk about Bob being on the show,
00:38:43
maybe a little heads up that we'd be getting a call.
00:38:47
I should be prepared.
00:38:49
Or I did like Bob.
00:38:52
Bob, every every now and then.
00:38:53
I thought about
00:38:54
not that long ago because I'm like, Man, I haven't seen it in a while.
00:38:58
He had spinal surgery.
00:39:00
They put a cage around his lower back.
00:39:04
Well, you got a microphone and the.
00:39:06
Are you streaming on your phone?
00:39:08
Yeah,
00:39:12
it's exactly what I'm doing.
00:39:14
I call him Silver Pad.
00:39:17
If I call him, I lose this link right here.
00:39:21
iPad with a
00:39:22
cell phone connection.
00:39:24
Yeah. Yes.
00:39:27
Well, we just call it a tablet because it's
00:39:29
so it's an android.
00:39:32
A tablet.
00:39:33
So I got the microphone.
00:39:35
So I did the terminology tablet and microphone so he couldn't hear me.
00:39:40
Should be able to do this commercial, however.
00:39:43
Loopback. That's all right.
00:39:47
Well, at least he'll be able to hear me.
00:39:49
I'll have a chat with them.
00:39:51
Yeah. Yeah. You know, just talk to him.
00:39:53
We'll just hang out here.
00:39:54
Yeah, We'll ask you to talk.
00:39:57
You guys talk amongst yourself. If you can hear me now, Bob.
00:39:59
But they can't hear you.
00:40:00
I My audio is all fucked up.
00:40:03
You can just relay to us what he's saying.
00:40:05
Just repeat it. Yeah,
00:40:07
but what?
00:40:08
Well,
00:40:10
just leave out all the man's.
00:40:11
Oh, you know what? That wasn't even Bob. That was somebody else calling.
00:40:14
And I just told my audience I fucked up.
00:40:16
Really?
00:40:17
Really.
00:40:18
You know, above you,
00:40:18
even though Bob sounds like that, you was somebody else coming.
00:40:21
So, you know, I'm on my phone,
00:40:25
and I was just turning my volume up because someone else
00:40:28
was coming through the live in.
00:40:31
Who was it?
00:40:32
Yeah,
00:40:34
well, their comment that I could have been I don't recognize any phone numbers.
00:40:38
Yeah, it's probably them.
00:40:39
Junior should be over.
00:40:41
Click on the link man.
00:40:42
Apparently some asshole by the name of Weller asked
00:40:46
why Draw is even talking
00:40:50
Deer draw for the snake of the show.
00:40:52
Shut the fuck up. Yeah, no kidding.
00:40:56
Well, yeah, I.
00:40:58
I agree with that one. Yeah. Yeah.
00:41:02
Oh, Shirtless Joe.
00:41:03
Nothing from him. Yeah. Are you able to hear me?
00:41:05
Can you hear me? I can hear you.
00:41:08
I would much rather hear what the said, Richard.
00:41:11
Yeah, I can hear you.
00:41:11
But the problem is, is the show can't.
00:41:13
I'm having audio issues.
00:41:16
Is this Bob for
00:41:19
Bob for fake.
00:41:21
Oh, fake Bob Fake Bob's even better. Yeah.
00:41:23
So they, they can't they, I can't.
00:41:26
Yeah they can't.
00:41:29
You Sorry Bob,
00:41:31
but I'll try, I can hear the residual noise.
00:41:33
Fix it man.
00:41:35
Who, who's who's who is this.
00:41:37
Who's this.
00:41:41
Your brother.
00:41:42
Oh he's. Well, they're all right. I'll get it.
00:41:44
I'll get it fixed, I promise.
00:41:46
Brother
00:41:48
Pledge.
00:41:49
He's Can't you?
00:41:51
That's not going to help.
00:41:52
We'll see what happens.
00:41:54
If he kicks you off, then. That's all right.
00:41:56
This is fun with phone. All right.
00:42:03
The I set up this audio virtual cable, and it's all set, right?
00:42:07
It doesn't make sense. I got to go in and out. Everything works.
00:42:10
Everything works except for this fucking Google voice.
00:42:12
Why doesn't that work?
00:42:14
Share this?
00:42:14
I kind of wanted to talk about the Numa elish.
00:42:17
Is that why?
00:42:18
Because it wasn't sharing.
00:42:21
Everybody might be able to hear now
00:42:24
really
00:42:26
talk.
00:42:26
I want to see if you make the thing go.
00:42:29
Okay, I'm talking now.
00:42:30
I just got down.
00:42:32
Oh, I got to figure out how they can hear you.
00:42:35
That's the only problem. Now
00:42:38
I can hear me fine
00:42:43
in the giant head at the top of the screen.
00:42:45
Oh, bottom left.
00:42:46
Sorry.
00:42:49
That was one thing.
00:42:51
That was one thing that had me excited.
00:42:52
Wait, is you're muted now, too.
00:42:55
You just fucking mute himself.
00:42:58
He's eating.
00:42:59
Yeah, he's not muted.
00:43:06
This is like some weird, sick April Fools joke.
00:43:09
It is.
00:43:11
Oh, I don't like this place on fire again,
00:43:18
so I'm fucked.
00:43:19
So I think this is so frustrating.
00:43:28
I could select more with one input that would work,
00:43:30
but it won't let me, will it?
00:43:41
Can you guys really.
00:43:42
Can you hear the phone ring?
00:43:43
You guys can't even answer, right?
00:43:45
You can.
00:43:45
I can do that.
00:43:46
Okay, that's my problem. Answer It.
00:43:49
I'm trying to answer it
00:43:52
with a fuck. Is it?
00:43:53
Get it.
00:43:54
We'll stop calling Bob.
00:43:57
Fuck yeah, we can hear you, but you can't hear them.
00:44:01
I got almost all of it. I got it all. Okay.
00:44:04
You can hear him?
00:44:05
Yeah, we can hear you. Bob, Say something.
00:44:08
You go.
00:44:08
What's up, guys? How you doing?
00:44:10
Yeah.
00:44:12
Whoever else is calling you to stop calling, We got a call waiting.
00:44:15
Yeah.
00:44:15
Yes, we can hear you.
00:44:17
Well, there's calling to.
00:44:18
Yeah, well, put him on to the world.
00:44:21
Can hear you. Unfortunately, you can't hear them. No.
00:44:24
And everybody, there's too much delay on the show,
00:44:27
so I'm going to have to figure out how to feed that audio back.
00:44:30
Yeah, sounds good, man.
00:44:33
We're going through growing pains.
00:44:35
My friend is over there.
00:44:36
Brady,
00:44:41
You can hear him, right?
00:44:41
So answer. Yeah. He wants to know how you mind.
00:44:44
He I came from a Brady.
00:44:47
I and I'm not sure, but he can't hear us right here.
00:44:52
There it is. But we can hear him.
00:44:54
All right.
00:44:55
I changed everything.
00:44:56
I don't know which frickin input you are.
00:44:58
Just like, if I get a cable, I can actually loop it physically
00:45:01
out of my out of my microphone that I'm listening to in back into an input.
00:45:06
And it works.
00:45:07
But I thought I thought I was smart enough to use an audio cable.
00:45:11
Where is it?
00:45:12
I even tried to go through the camera man, and it won't allow me on my phone
00:45:16
to do it. Really?
00:45:17
What did it say? Cameraman Man went through the kitchen.
00:45:20
I was like, Yes, that my audio
00:45:23
and my my face yo thing that things, man.
00:45:27
I tried both of them. It said I was denied.
00:45:30
Wow, that's weird.
00:45:32
I never got it wrong.
00:45:33
I should have got a request like you.
00:45:34
And I was watching it, but I never got one.
00:45:36
Try out a personal. I'll give them one.
00:45:39
Try that again. Yeah, I'll give you a facial.
00:45:41
But I don't think that that's for a different show.
00:45:43
We got to get off YouTube before we get out the facial.
00:45:46
Yeah, right.
00:45:48
Yeah, well, I got half of it.
00:45:50
They can hear you now. I got to do is figure out how you can hear them.
00:45:53
And we got this rolling.
00:45:55
Nobody busy.
00:45:55
Oh, what's up, man?
00:45:57
You guys, you talking Trump Okay,
00:46:00
well George Truck No.
00:46:01
Trump is Trump was talking.
00:46:02
Trump Talk is our first special guest.
00:46:05
We try to keep politics out of it.
00:46:07
No, exactly mean
00:46:09
the whole thing that we have a very intimate, informal light.
00:46:13
Take conversation.
00:46:14
We're talking about fools. We're talking about fools.
00:46:17
Gary's take on fools is anybody who believes in God.
00:46:19
Do you believe in God?
00:46:21
Yeah, I do.
00:46:22
That's good. Yes, I'm a fool.
00:46:24
That's good to hear.
00:46:25
I don't think Gary thinks it's fool.
00:46:28
Like, maybe not that you're a fool, but he thinks it's foolish
00:46:30
for the whole world.
00:46:30
Like, 97% of the people believe in something, and 3% believe in nothing.
00:46:34
And like, 1% but
00:46:37
would what would both be open to discuss his view on the afterlife?
00:46:41
I have no idea. I guess, man.
00:46:43
But I kids, you know, man, if it wasn't for believing
00:46:47
in God, man, you wouldn't have anything in life, man.
00:46:51
You know, incorrect.
00:46:53
I mean, my God is
00:46:57
I love that he can't hear you.
00:46:58
Yeah, this works out well. You know, maybe we.
00:47:00
Maybe you don't need to hear them. Gary says incorrect, but.
00:47:03
What? What?
00:47:04
Yeah, well, that's why Gary's a mindless, trendy man.
00:47:08
Mindless trendy?
00:47:10
That's the word, man.
00:47:12
Yeah.
00:47:13
All right.
00:47:13
This is some people who fancy themselves as intellectuals.
00:47:17
Guys better get a heart, the soul man, you know, because otherwise
00:47:21
you're not going to make it in this world, man.
00:47:25
Yeah, I. You make it.
00:47:27
And so I assume.
00:47:28
I assume you're voting for Trump.
00:47:30
Yes, most definitely.
00:47:32
110%. Yep. What?
00:47:35
What's the reason not to vote for Biden
00:47:39
three years ago?
00:47:40
No, just.
00:47:41
Just one.
00:47:41
Just just one reason. Can you pick just one?
00:47:44
Yeah. The border. All that.
00:47:46
All right, Good enough. Okay.
00:47:49
How's that?
00:47:50
The border bad?
00:47:51
Oh, about.
00:47:52
How about I hope when Trump gets in office
00:47:56
that he puts all these Democrats in jail where they belong for.
00:48:01
Yeah, they keep saying they're going to lock him up for in our Constitution
00:48:07
and trying to destroy it and make everybody else hated.
00:48:11
Man, that was it for the Constitution, man.
00:48:14
We wouldn't have the freedoms that we have here.
00:48:17
Why do you
00:48:18
why do you think we left Great Britain and those countries over there in Europe?
00:48:23
I agree we fucked up policies, but it is definitely the best,
00:48:27
the best option, in my opinion.
00:48:29
Exactly.
00:48:32
It is.
00:48:32
The Democrat is the best there guaranteed those guys matter about it.
00:48:39
About a three quarter ball. Sure.
00:48:41
Or a three quarter fries of french fries, man.
00:48:44
Who? The Democrats.
00:48:46
Yeah,
00:48:47
they're out of here.
00:48:49
They're lost, man.
00:48:50
Yeah, I hear the ones that great.
00:48:52
The Democrats want to turn this country into a third world country.
00:48:56
And let's face it, man,
00:48:58
I don't think they want I don't know if either side has had their chance.
00:49:01
And in my lifetime, not much changes.
00:49:04
Yeah, but you got to admit, four years ago,
00:49:08
when Trump was in office, look at our economy and look at my, my,
00:49:14
my retirement and everything over doubled, man It over, doubled. Man
00:49:19
Yeah, I'm a bunch of malarkey.
00:49:21
Stocks and everything.
00:49:22
And people were working and had money and everything was good, man.
00:49:27
Everything good.
00:49:28
The gas prices were low, you know?
00:49:31
Everything was good, man.
00:49:34
Then along comes these stupid idiot
00:49:36
people who didn't like the way Donald Trump tells the truth.
00:49:40
And look what happens now.
00:49:44
I guarantee you
00:49:46
three quarters of those people are seeing,
00:49:49
Well, maybe Donald Trump was right, man.
00:49:53
I don't think even people that voted for Biden
00:49:55
last time are going to vote for him this time.
00:49:58
No, they're not.
00:49:59
They're not going to be there.
00:50:02
I'll be right back.
00:50:03
I have to go find a new job or what he's done.
00:50:05
Man to the country, man.
00:50:07
I mean, come on.
00:50:08
Look what happened yesterday on Easter, man.
00:50:12
What? What happened?
00:50:14
Well, he he acknowledged the gay people,
00:50:17
but he didn't acknowledge Easter as being a Christian holiday.
00:50:20
And he's trying to tell them that it's okay.
00:50:23
You know,
00:50:23
I mean, yeah, you think at the very least that he'd be pandering to that group.
00:50:27
Okay.
00:50:29
Yeah, exactly.
00:50:30
But I mean, come on, this is a Christian holiday.
00:50:33
And he claims he's a Christian man.
00:50:35
He's a Catholic.
00:50:36
So look at this guy.
00:50:38
There's there's another example.
00:50:39
Man of the lying by Joe Biden. Oh, God.
00:50:43
And then, of course, all those other,
00:50:46
you know, I mean, Hunter Brady.
00:50:49
Did you buy any of his artwork? Man?
00:50:52
No, I missed it. He had artwork.
00:50:55
My son's I work as I believe most modern art
00:50:58
is just like a tax evasion or a pay off, in my opinion.
00:51:05
Well, that's what it was.
00:51:05
It was a pay off, man, because they wouldn't they wouldn't
00:51:10
tell us who who bought the artworks, man.
00:51:13
They never told us who bought them.
00:51:15
But I think that's both sides are definitely involved
00:51:19
in that kind of corruption.
00:51:20
I don't think that's exclusive just to the red or the blue team.
00:51:25
Well, it all depends.
00:51:26
There, because you do have rhinos in the Republican Party.
00:51:31
So, you know, I have to agree with you on that issue,
00:51:33
then I would have to agree, even though there's no proof of it,
00:51:37
I would have to agree because, Well, Mitt Romney's perfect
00:51:41
game of that stuff, man,
00:51:46
you know, talks against everybody
00:51:50
doesn't doesn't do a thing.
00:51:52
Man. Doesn't do a thing
00:51:54
except, you know, pander to whoever pandered to whoever it was.
00:51:58
He gets his votes and his money.
00:52:00
That's all that matters to him.
00:52:03
Kind of like the world, man.
00:52:04
You see how sick the world is now, man.
00:52:06
That's all everybody cares about is money.
00:52:09
There's nothing about humans feelings anymore.
00:52:11
And the only way we got the human feelings is because of Trump.
00:52:15
And why does Trump brings up the Bible?
00:52:19
Oh, man.
00:52:20
When you mention God or the Bible, people freak out.
00:52:23
And I know some people like that.
00:52:25
Yeah, what do I know? A bunch of women.
00:52:28
Well, so on a positive note, what, what, what can we as a single individual,
00:52:33
what can we personally do
00:52:36
to make this world to make the world better?
00:52:38
Not not what an a leader can do, but what.
00:52:40
What can I do?
00:52:42
Starting right now or tomorrow?
00:52:46
Okay.
00:52:46
In all your wisdom, dude, I'm going to I'm going to write a song about this man.
00:52:51
I really am
00:52:53
going to call be called Two Words, Man.
00:52:55
That's going to be the title of the two two words telling you
00:52:59
it's all about being responsible for your own actions.
00:53:05
That's two words.
00:53:06
And that's what I taught my kids.
00:53:08
Even when it's not your fault, say
00:53:10
it's your fault and it'll make life a lot easier.
00:53:12
You take responsibility and ownership and maybe even get a little bit of reward.
00:53:17
Exactly.
00:53:19
Exactly.
00:53:20
So be responsible for your actions.
00:53:23
Be responsible for the words that come out of your own mouth. Man.
00:53:28
Nice.
00:53:30
So we can make this world a better place.
00:53:33
Two words.
00:53:33
And you can do that regardless of your religious background,
00:53:36
your political background, your race, creed or color.
00:53:40
That's right. Two words, Brady.
00:53:42
That's all it takes. Two words
00:53:48
is anybody can do it, man.
00:53:50
Anybody can.
00:53:51
What two words are they? Again,
00:53:54
being responsible for your own actions?
00:53:57
That's too many words. So hold on a second.
00:53:59
Now, you want two word?
00:54:00
You want me to spell hate? Be responsible.
00:54:04
I made a mistake.
00:54:06
I just want to be clear because we have some really retarded viewers.
00:54:08
I want to make sure everybody's following us.
00:54:10
Well, we have retarded is to be responsible for your actions
00:54:14
when you make the mistakes to say, Hey, I made a mistake.
00:54:18
I'm sorry, but it'd be nice if we could accept it
00:54:21
when people ask for that too, instead of just one one misstep, cancel.
00:54:25
And everybody that I ask for, that's all.
00:54:28
You were wrong. I was right. You apologize.
00:54:31
Well, hopefully,
00:54:32
hopefully people forgive me for my stupid fuck up of not being able
00:54:35
to get the audio to work. Right.
00:54:36
Because, I mean, you take a phone call
00:54:39
all because I didn't want to plug headphone out into an input on my
00:54:43
I just felt that was so archaic and I was going to use software to do it.
00:54:46
Well, here I go. That. Yeah.
00:54:50
So yeah, man ended this on a good note.
00:54:52
Just tell everybody, please be responsible for your own actions, man.
00:54:57
That's all. We appreciate the call.
00:55:00
All right.
00:55:00
Thanks a lot.
00:55:01
And I appreciate you guys having me on.
00:55:03
Maybe we can do this again, man.
00:55:05
Okay. Yeah, I'll definitely fix the audio.
00:55:07
Call back any time.
00:55:08
Call back later, even.
00:55:10
We're always here every Monday night.
00:55:13
Well, yeah, I'm going to.
00:55:14
I'm going to go.
00:55:16
I got a little bit of clean it up in the house to do and everything, yet
00:55:19
I got a few things I got to do.
00:55:20
So yeah, I'm going to be doing that.
00:55:23
I got to fold some clothes.
00:55:25
See, here we go.
00:55:26
Being responsible, you know, we can fold clothes.
00:55:28
We could have a folding clothes segment.
00:55:30
Yeah, the Brady Draw show.
00:55:32
All right, well, we'll talk to you next week at all.
00:55:35
Right? Sounds good. Brady.
00:55:36
Tell Gary I know they can't hear me. No,
00:55:39
everybody can hear you.
00:55:40
I love all three areas.
00:55:43
You guys take care and we'll talk next week, okay?
00:55:46
All right.
00:55:47
We'll talk to you.
00:55:48
Thanks. My brother is calling it that.
00:55:50
It's who is that welder?
00:55:54
Well, what's up, everybody?
00:55:57
Everybody?
00:55:57
In the future, you won't be able to hear Biden or let's put your.
00:56:02
What do you got to say?
00:56:03
Everybody can hear you.
00:56:05
Oh, I want a couple of things to say.
00:56:07
Okay.
00:56:08
I got two words.
00:56:12
If everyone just chill
00:56:16
and everything will be all right, you know,
00:56:19
that's all I want to say.
00:56:20
That's You hear me okay?
00:56:22
I can hear you. Great.
00:56:23
Good, good, good.
00:56:26
It's still good.
00:56:28
Also, I want to
00:56:31
match a few points to what Bob just said
00:56:34
about Donald Trump.
00:56:36
Oh, go ahead. We're getting political.
00:56:38
I don't think Donald Trump really believes in the Bible all that much.
00:56:42
Now, you think he's pandering?
00:56:45
Most certainly.
00:56:46
Most definitely.
00:56:48
Yeah. I mean, come on now.
00:56:49
Come on, Bob.
00:56:52
Reciprocating.
00:56:52
How much does Joe Biden believe in the Bible?
00:56:55
I think he's a little little off kilter, off center, Bob,
00:56:59
but he's got a good heart and he believes in what he believes.
00:57:02
I respect what it sounds like.
00:57:04
He's a really nice guy, you know, And I'm not I'm not doubting that.
00:57:08
Also want to say what's up to flag?
00:57:12
Yo, what's up, buddy?
00:57:15
Hey, Draw. Not so much.
00:57:17
I want to say hi to him.
00:57:19
Well, okay you Brady. Nice to meet you.
00:57:22
Yeah, you too.
00:57:23
I'm the guy that I am.
00:57:25
Longtime listener here.
00:57:26
First time caller, Long Island listener here.
00:57:30
We we appreciate it.
00:57:32
Yeah, man, you have got a great show.
00:57:34
I love your show. I love everything about it.
00:57:37
One thing I don't like about it is draw.
00:57:40
That's it.
00:57:41
Oh, you know, what he has to say is really not all that great
00:57:45
or intuitive or intelligent or anything like that.
00:57:51
But he knows what He knows what a guy's got to do. What you got?
00:57:54
Yeah, he.
00:57:55
He knows what he adds to the show. We appreciate it.
00:57:57
I try to appreciate it.
00:57:58
I guess. You know.
00:58:00
Anyway, a couple of points I'd like to
00:58:05
that's that's what we call,
00:58:07
like a rebuttal for Bob.
00:58:09
Number one, he's loving a criminal. Okay?
00:58:12
This guy's like, you know, he's been charged and he's been,
00:58:17
you know.
00:58:20
Yeah.
00:58:21
Well, do you think maybe he knows that I got the guy
00:58:23
who was half billion dollars?
00:58:26
Just not going to be able to pay it. Okay?
00:58:28
The economy stable right now, by the way.
00:58:30
You know, maybe the gas prices are up.
00:58:32
They're just going up for the summer.
00:58:33
Summer fuel, Max.
00:58:37
So you're saying maybe maybe the people he watches.
00:58:40
BRADY The truth about what?
00:58:42
What is what are the what is he telling the truth about?
00:58:45
What is Donald Trump right about?
00:58:48
I don't I don't know.
00:58:50
I like Bob's.
00:58:52
And at the very end, furthermore,
00:58:54
it sounds like Bob is a paranoid schizo about like some
00:58:58
some homosexuals like hitting on him or like waving them a little.
00:59:02
So that's all I'd like to say.
00:59:05
I'm listening for your responses online.
00:59:09
Have a good night. Let's talk to you, buddy.
00:59:12
Appreciate it.
00:59:13
Nice of you to be all right. Thanks.
00:59:16
Holy crap. That was awesome.
00:59:18
Okay, so we haven't had a phone call in 44 or five days and we get bombarded.
00:59:24
That was fantastic.
00:59:26
I love the rip on draw to hear Gary.
00:59:30
Oh, muted.
00:59:33
Can you hear me?
00:59:34
I can hear you.
00:59:36
I can hear everybody.
00:59:37
Okay, good. Did I break something?
00:59:39
Um, no, but I loved what Ryan had to say
00:59:45
and brother
00:59:46
calling any time, but Bob calling any time to.
00:59:49
And by the way, you guys know each other from Stony.
00:59:55
Hello.
00:59:59
There's a lot.
01:00:00
How many people? Golf, though?
01:00:01
I mean, at least five or six.
01:00:02
So, yeah, I guess whatever group
01:00:08
I was, I mean,
01:00:09
a brother doesn't make it out that much, really.
01:00:12
And Bob hasn't shown up for work since his surgery, so.
01:00:17
So maybe they haven't run into each other.
01:00:19
But since let's see, this goes back 20 years ago,
01:00:25
I walk into Target as a fresh face Snapple representative and it's a driver pack.
01:00:31
So I'm driving the truck delivering product and stocking the shelves.
01:00:35
And right next to me, stocking the Frito Lay is Bob, and then we start chatting.
01:00:41
It doesn't take long for the conversation to get to this golf.
01:00:45
And I find out he's running a tournament and it was
01:00:50
oh six.
01:00:51
Yeah.
01:00:51
So 2006 and I played my first duty back that year
01:00:57
and I played pro division, got my ass read to me took last place
01:01:02
and and
01:01:04
never never looked back played every neck after that
01:01:09
during our partners on you
01:01:14
Here's your baby draw.
01:01:15
Yeah I've got my trophies.
01:01:18
Oh, nice. No kidding.
01:01:20
I have mine too.
01:01:22
This place was the only
01:01:25
third place.
01:01:26
Open Division.
01:01:27
That's Sound Effect.
01:01:28
I actually had a picture of a skull.
01:01:31
The sound had a picture?
01:01:33
Yeah.
01:01:34
My MP three must have a picture embedded when I went to hit the chin.
01:01:36
Can you hear the chin?
01:01:37
There's, you know, trophies for that.
01:01:42
That that's a fourth place and one
01:01:46
and 208 that was back in the good, good old days right when I was.
01:01:51
Yeah. Oh eight.
01:01:52
Holy cow.
01:01:53
So you, you played two years after I started third place and won.
01:01:58
Yeah.
01:01:59
That was the year they bumped you up, right.
01:02:01
Yeah.
01:02:01
But Yeah, but I mean I think, I think both years they resettled the stuff
01:02:05
but I mean you said Oh you played two years after I played. I don't know if you
01:02:10
mean like we knew each other
01:02:13
pretty early on.
01:02:15
I mean I, I've, I've known you 16
01:02:21
right. Yeah.
01:02:22
You were 20.
01:02:23
You're now 49.
01:02:26
No. 39. 49.
01:02:27
You're 39.
01:02:29
So 19 years I've known you 19 years.
01:02:32
He's right here.
01:02:35
Yeah.
01:02:36
Okay.
01:02:41
Well, you just replace those little guys,
01:02:43
little hockey, dude, you you look like you play a man sport
01:02:47
by disc. Golf is a not a man's sport.
01:02:49
Is that an underarm?
01:02:51
There's a it's. Is
01:02:54
that.
01:02:54
Is that an underarm sidearm?
01:02:57
Sidearm. There you go.
01:02:58
You see, Throwing it underhand.
01:03:00
Underhand.
01:03:00
That's what I was thinking in my head when I said you got to go back to the
01:03:03
the toad man.
01:03:04
The guy man, maybe. But,
01:03:07
but not underhand, not underarm,
01:03:11
It's not under on your arm.
01:03:14
So what I loved about our
01:03:15
caller set up was that we had two opposite sides of the spectrum.
01:03:19
So yeah, we really was well balanced calls.
01:03:23
If anybody does want to be on what we do here on flat flatulence,
01:03:26
we will send you back to be video and audio on the show.
01:03:29
We can get a couple squares.
01:03:31
I sent, I sent brother a link, but it's my link
01:03:35
so I think you'd have to replace me or something.
01:03:40
Well, I don't know if he wants to be seen.
01:03:42
You just can't read one way to remember me.
01:03:45
The Brady Bunch.
01:03:46
We'd have to change the name of the room
01:03:47
if I actually just said the name of the room
01:03:50
right now.
01:03:52
I say, let me rephrase.
01:03:54
Anybody even watching
01:03:56
what to.
01:03:58
We've been strong.
01:03:59
Actually,
01:04:01
no, no disrespect about, but the viewership actually went down
01:04:04
a little bit during but it actually was up during the fumble leading up to Bob.
01:04:08
So I don't know how that works.
01:04:09
Oh, boring radio, the boring reading room leading up to Bob.
01:04:13
We were going up.
01:04:14
Once we get Bob, he goes down and I think
01:04:17
I think our view is one thumbs up,
01:04:22
thumbs up with me.
01:04:22
I was going to pull that out.
01:04:23
But Bob,
01:04:24
I thought was not on the original video, but I didn't find it to be original.
01:04:28
Now, is it Is it?
01:04:31
Well, that's because you rumble studio
01:04:34
not all it's cracked up to be a
01:04:38
allegedly
01:04:38
and I'm thinking all the people like welder and Bob and everybody
01:04:41
watch on YouTube so I'm glad we didn't cut YouTube early we're giving it
01:04:44
a little extra we're being clean I appreciate it Nobody's being foolish.
01:04:50
Why did you pick me?
01:04:51
I am.
01:04:52
I believe in the Mandela effect.
01:04:54
What's the Mandela effect?
01:04:56
Well, my favorite one is the Ed McMahon or, you know what?
01:05:01
He is the acceptance speech price patrol.
01:05:05
No, it's the anchor statue.
01:05:09
If you if you had to bet your life on one
01:05:12
Mandela effect being real or afterlife being real, which would you choose?
01:05:16
Mandela Effect. You've posted?
01:05:19
Well, no, it's true.
01:05:21
It's actually got it's got legs.
01:05:23
It's got a chance. Got legs.
01:05:25
What about.
01:05:25
So they're about to fire up Stern again. Are they?
01:05:28
I hope so.
01:05:29
That'll open a gateway to hell.
01:05:32
Let's talk about that. Even if you're not superstitious.
01:05:34
They named them and they named the Beam after some deity.
01:05:39
Yeah, they are.
01:05:40
Always just happens to be the deity that chases the sun.
01:05:43
God Ra,
01:05:45
the mythical stories needs
01:05:46
a little bit of help, apparently, because he never quite catches,
01:05:50
obviously, you know, because the sun always comes back.
01:05:52
I guess that's how these mythical stories became, right?
01:05:55
Yeah.
01:05:56
So I think they're trying to try to help.
01:05:58
And there's a ghost in the machine, so to speak.
01:06:01
They found some type of an unrecognizable.
01:06:05
I don't even know how they define it, but it's changing the wave a little bit.
01:06:08
It's got a magnetic field
01:06:10
and they don't know why or what it is or how it got in there,
01:06:12
but it's definitely in the loop in the cyclotron or whatever they call it.
01:06:16
Really?
01:06:18
Yeah.
01:06:19
So I mean, knowing all
01:06:20
this, why in the fuck I mean, they don't, it's
01:06:22
not something that they like turn on and fire.
01:06:24
They weren't, they started it and it's going to finally reach its
01:06:27
magnitude and collide on the eclipse day.
01:06:33
Oh, that's fantastic.
01:06:34
That's a week for today
01:06:37
is it.
01:06:38
Oh we're going to have an eclipse show in my.
01:06:41
SO it's going to be dark when we do.
01:06:42
The show is totally dark right now?
01:06:47
It's raining.
01:06:47
It kind of sucks,
01:06:50
right as rain kind of sucks.
01:06:51
It's how life or no.
01:06:53
Gary's been afraid of the rain recently.
01:06:55
I don't know. Last year, year and a half.
01:06:57
Are you?
01:06:58
It's a new world.
01:06:58
It's not as pleasant it's like drier weather.
01:07:02
I like a little.
01:07:03
Little sprinkle on a nice, warm day.
01:07:06
It's beautiful.
01:07:08
You know, Why did I think somebody was picking on you?
01:07:11
And you said that
01:07:14
you got to pay extra for that so they can.
01:07:16
Well, I'll be right back.
01:07:18
I have to go find a new jabber.
01:07:20
I can't roll clips on YouTube.
01:07:22
I mean, I guess I could foolish by playing on on my computer
01:07:26
audio C So you
01:07:31
what do you. That's yours.
01:07:32
Nice to see.
01:07:34
It's a lot harder than it really weird.
01:07:35
Can you hear that?
01:07:37
I heard it through your microphone phone.
01:07:42
Yeah, it sounded like it was pretty much
01:07:43
she gets some Oh and everything is all glitching out now.
01:07:46
I know my output is going Oh, no, we ruined it.
01:07:51
See, the problem is Google Chrome takes up way too many memory resources.
01:07:55
Foolish.
01:07:56
Why is that? Google?
01:07:57
What are you doing in the background of my computer?
01:07:59
Can you hear that? Can you hear that?
01:08:04
Oh, well, there does watch on rumble.
01:08:05
See I can't recognize with the from the chat booth.
01:08:08
Oh well they're watches
01:08:09
and I thought
01:08:10
everybody whatever the democratic whatever the Democratic platform is.
01:08:14
See now there are a lot of conservatism rumble,
01:08:16
but it's free speech and free speech should be supported.
01:08:19
I know both Stand by. Yeah, yeah.
01:08:21
But it doesn't. Well, that's called debris.
01:08:24
What we what we're talking about with debris
01:08:26
from the blue side doesn't like free speech.
01:08:28
They want to change the constitution because it doesn't fit.
01:08:31
There, dear. That right.
01:08:34
So to comment on that they don't like free speech.
01:08:37
Is each side so stupid and shortsighted that all these rules they put in place
01:08:41
to cheat or to an advantage are going to be in place
01:08:43
when the next person I mean the next side has the majority. So
01:08:49
like they're like, well, as
01:08:51
long as it's the first speech that we feel is virtuous, it's okay to block, right?
01:08:54
Yeah, right.
01:08:55
And when the next party comes in,
01:08:57
they're going to be like, Whoa, you can't say anything bad about Trump.
01:09:00
I think everybody should be able to say everything.
01:09:02
But, you know, speaking of fools, I got I got a connection to that.
01:09:04
All of graphics and videos
01:09:05
that we're going to make all had to do with Jesters for the Fool.
01:09:10
But as a gesture, as a gesture, a joker myself, I was completely insulted
01:09:13
because a fool doesn't really know that they're a fool.
01:09:17
Agreed.
01:09:18
Like they're they're kind of ignorant or clueless
01:09:21
where a gesture or a joker is usually the opposite of foolish.
01:09:24
They're quite calculated, smart and brilliant even.
01:09:27
And in the flip flop,
01:09:28
the kingdom would use it as brilliant way to hold down rebellion
01:09:32
by letting everybody put their real fears and real complaints into a joke.
01:09:37
And then they could just laugh it off instead of actually stabbing the king,
01:09:40
they would, you know, let the Joker, the jester and the Joker could say
01:09:43
so much that nobody else in the kingdom was allowed to say, because, you know,
01:09:48
they as long as you made the king laugh, apparently you could live.
01:09:52
But I found nothing on a fool.
01:09:54
Everything.
01:09:54
Everybody seems to think a fool as a gesture. Oh,
01:09:58
the only thing I found the fool was like
01:10:00
the original, the origination of it.
01:10:03
Yeah, there's.
01:10:04
I think there's a misconception
01:10:06
that everyone thinks that a jester is a fool and a fool as A jester?
01:10:09
But they're. They're very, very different.
01:10:11
Interesting at all. Just a fool.
01:10:13
Just an idiot.
01:10:14
But I could see that coming from the jester. He
01:10:19
was at a profession or
01:10:19
was just the assignment jester.
01:10:22
I have no idea how it started yet.
01:10:25
I don't think there's that much of a difference.
01:10:27
If you're assigned to be a jester.
01:10:30
Isn't that your profession?
01:10:32
But if it's lucrative as what I'm saying it,
01:10:35
I think you got to be so was it some actor?
01:10:39
I think Brady might not be as accurate as he might sound.
01:10:43
There were a lot of jesters beheaded for what they said.
01:10:46
Hold on. When the hell have I ever
01:10:48
I got to I take exception to what you said that I sounded.
01:10:52
Well, no, you did sound like you knew what you're talking about.
01:10:55
I love the confidence.
01:10:57
I think. Let me be clear. Yes. The.
01:10:59
All right.
01:11:00
They they were allowed to say it and then get beheaded
01:11:03
so that with his head, so that the people didn't say it.
01:11:07
Oh, okay. That's kind of clever.
01:11:11
I think that that was their they didn't get paid.
01:11:14
They were allowed to live.
01:11:15
If they were funny, if the King Adam, they were loving it until late 1940.
01:11:20
It is hard to be funny all the time, is it?
01:11:25
Right?
01:11:25
Yeah.
01:11:25
I've been trying all my life and it's stuff.
01:11:28
Keep off.
01:11:29
You're funny looking all the time.
01:11:31
What do you look like to see? I've got that going for me.
01:11:34
So you can't try.
01:11:34
You either are funny or you're not funny.
01:11:36
If you're trying to be funny, you're not going to be funny.
01:11:39
I know.
01:11:40
Same thing with Cool.
01:11:43
I don't think I'm not cool.
01:11:44
The young kids don't even know what cool means.
01:11:47
What is that? Right?
01:11:48
Yeah, it's like the opposite.
01:11:51
Like Fonzie.
01:11:53
Oh, a a.
01:12:00
But I, I had a note
01:12:03
notation I took down from Garry's monologue that I forgot to bring up.
01:12:06
Oh, yeah. You what?
01:12:08
You went hard on the idea around quote, create.
01:12:12
Yeah, I did that. Okay.
01:12:14
Your story.
01:12:25
It will seem like a car peeling off too,
01:12:27
because it is a hard turn to get to a draw.
01:12:28
A story all of a sudden.
01:12:29
But yeah, whole hard on that whole hard on joke.
01:12:33
So my parents dog was was in its dying stages
01:12:36
and couldn't walk for like
01:12:39
two years, two years of its life.
01:12:41
And so I bought a wheelchair
01:12:43
and my girlfriend and I took it to a local park by her.
01:12:46
And the dog isn't, you know, she's not able to move around well,
01:12:49
but we had her on the grass
01:12:50
and it was nice and soft and she was in her doggie wheelchair.
01:12:53
And this old lady walks by like and it it almost came across a little criticizing.
01:12:58
I'm not sure, because it's like.
01:12:59
But you don't even understand because like the dog like, died like, you know,
01:13:03
couple of months later a very peacefully actually best case scenario but
01:13:07
we took the
01:13:08
care took the fucking nobody would have taken care of this dog as.
01:13:11
Well, as we did the best, he was the best.
01:13:15
And so the ladies walking by and she, she makes a comment and I'm like,
01:13:18
I didn't really exactly know what she said.
01:13:20
I'm like, I'm like, Oh, yeah.
01:13:22
And then she was like, Oh yeah, it looks like the grass is a little hard
01:13:26
on that dog.
01:13:27
And I was just, I just, I literally out loud because I was just like
01:13:30
I said to my girlfriend, I go, she's that hard on.
01:13:33
And I said it audibly.
01:13:34
So the woman here, the woman, the woman just kept on walking
01:13:38
and we were both kind of like, why the fuck would she
01:13:40
She was almost like saying, Hey,
01:13:41
you know, the dog can't walk while on the on the grass there.
01:13:44
And it's like, the thing's in a fucking wheelchair.
01:13:46
How the well, how well you think it's supposed to fucking.
01:13:49
Well, your fingers would do circles all day long.
01:13:51
And she was happy as a clam doing it.
01:13:53
This bitch don't know, but I just.
01:13:54
I decided to hit her with the hard on joke just to fuck with her, and that's
01:13:59
hard on.
01:13:59
And then you had her with the hard on.
01:14:02
Yeah. Yeah. Hit her hard, you know?
01:14:05
Yeah.
01:14:05
She just kept walking in a fucking thing afterwards
01:14:08
and it's like she's had a hard on.
01:14:09
I didn't even acknowledge what she said. I just
01:14:12
said.
01:14:13
All right.
01:14:14
So I went hard on the creation myth.
01:14:17
Yeah. In the beginning. So. Right.
01:14:18
You said that, quote, creation myth, creation myth that struck me.
01:14:22
That struck me as odd.
01:14:23
So that's so the creation myth.
01:14:27
Creation is a myth. Yes.
01:14:31
So clearly myth being story
01:14:34
that's probably unprovable something something created it, right?
01:14:38
No. Well, I mean, sure.
01:14:41
A series of events. Yeah.
01:14:42
So, I mean, yes,
01:14:46
that is
01:14:48
that is really, really, really science over time.
01:14:51
So no timestamp that we need that as a drop that early
01:14:56
creation.
01:14:57
No no, no.
01:15:01
The Anouma Elish.
01:15:04
Yeah. Thank you.
01:15:05
There is no category of
01:15:10
de Anouma L'Arche actually spells out
01:15:15
how the asteroid belt was created and how no collisions created the moon.
01:15:20
And then like, like is the actual way the solar system was created.
01:15:26
That could just be a myth.
01:15:28
But it is.
01:15:29
It is a myth.
01:15:33
So I think I think it's
01:15:35
based in part in some reality.
01:15:38
But there is true story right?
01:15:42
There is no truth.
01:15:44
There is one.
01:15:44
Okay. So how are you to say which is which?
01:15:48
Who are you to say which is which?
01:15:50
An observer.
01:15:53
God, you seem so sure.
01:15:54
You seem so sure though it's the observer and you just go,
01:15:57
This is what I'm observing.
01:15:58
That's one thing you are very sure?
01:16:01
Yes, I am super confident.
01:16:04
How? Why?
01:16:06
Arrogance mostly
01:16:09
what I like to say when people still argue.
01:16:11
The same reason that I know that all the people on the television can't hear me.
01:16:17
Oh, yeah.
01:16:17
When you scream at the TV,
01:16:22
I mean little time.
01:16:24
I forgive
01:16:26
you as great to.
01:16:30
Yeah.
01:16:31
Okay. See you later. You too.
01:16:33
Oh, yeah.
01:16:35
Oh, yeah.
01:16:36
Don't forget to, like, thumbs up.
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Yeah.
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01:17:55
We might not be the smartest during the joke,
01:17:57
but we sure know how to stir up some trouble.
01:17:58
So in closing, if you've made it this,
01:18:02
I guess I guess I just hit pause.
01:18:05
I guess it's done if you made it this far.
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01:18:13
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01:18:16
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01:18:17
I thought it was
01:18:17
thought it was quite interesting that you guys said we had a special guest,
01:18:21
and I just jokingly said stuff, and then it ended up being Bob.
01:18:25
Yeah, then.
01:18:26
And then what was the other one?
01:18:28
I was going to point out.
01:18:30
Oh yeah, not a thing at all, but I just want to point out that,
01:18:35
you know, we had one caller that was 100% one side, not 100% right, mostly
01:18:38
one side, one caller. That was another side.
01:18:41
I would like to point out, like most like most
01:18:43
comedians should do when I do my Trump or Biden voice,
01:18:47
I actually make fun of both of them right now, Trump thinks everything's the best.
01:18:50
He wants to bomb foreign countries and name them Trump.
01:18:53
Trump America. Biden keeps driving up the stairs.
01:18:55
We are equal opportunity offenders.
01:18:58
Both should be more than bullies.
01:19:00
They're both duplicitous. All Alcides
01:19:03
God, I wish there was a fucking Robert Kennedy one.
01:19:05
But all you have to do is go like this and just barely talk.
01:19:08
I don't think that's the whole pledge in 2024 and know
01:19:13
I'd rather than Robert Kennedy I will not because I disapprove of his, his policy.
01:19:17
I just disapprove of his voice.
01:19:19
Unfortunately, that's a that's a big thing that sucks for him.
01:19:24
You think if he, like, swapped it out for like a Stephen Hawking voice
01:19:27
that he liked? Oh, yeah.
01:19:30
Yeah.
01:19:30
His voice in that letter over the last year or two,
01:19:33
he really worked out in the end when I went in one of these things
01:19:37
that people are shallow, they want you to vote.
01:19:40
They won't even vote for a politician with a beard because they think that
01:19:43
they're hiding something.
01:19:44
There's no way to vote for somebody with a voice that's not really I mean,
01:19:48
I joke about the Robert Kennedy thing, but that voice is distracting and it's hard
01:19:51
to listen to a little bit It it's hard to pay attention to it.
01:19:55
I don't want to listen to him.
01:19:56
It's just it's like, oh, my God, is why is this the last
01:19:59
the last thing you want to do is like,
01:20:01
just think that you're being sympathetic or empathetic and like, well,
01:20:04
I disagree what he's with,
01:20:05
what he says, but I really don't want him to himself to say it again.
01:20:08
So I'll just shake my head and say, okay, I thought you were gone.
01:20:12
I thought you were going the other way, where it's like,
01:20:13
I feel I feel I almost feel like I would vote for him.
01:20:16
But his voice is so bad that I feel like I would be voting for him out of sympathy
01:20:20
because his voice is so bad.
01:20:22
Yeah, that's death.
01:20:23
The same thing. I would I That's what I thought you were going.
01:20:25
Okay.
01:20:26
I would regret hope that I wouldn't regret my choice because
01:20:31
am I just distracted by the voice being bad?
01:20:33
Is he actually not that good?
01:20:35
And I'm just distracted by the bad voice?
01:20:37
Uh hmm.
01:20:39
I mean, everyone could say everyone has a bad voice.
01:20:41
People don't like the way Trump talks.
01:20:43
Biden is just I think modern politics is so strategic.
01:20:46
He's picked by one side or the other to try and draw votes.
01:20:50
I mean, obviously, I mean, that's anybody's that.
01:20:53
I don't think anybody's given him money.
01:20:55
No. As an independent isn't going to win.
01:20:57
Now, what's happening is it's a conspiracy led by the Democratic Party
01:21:00
and they're pushing him out there to take votes from Biden
01:21:04
so they can claim that that's why Biden lost flip cards,
01:21:07
because they don't want to give it to Trump.
01:21:09
They don't want to give it to Trump.
01:21:10
It's just the redemption. It's the redemption story.
01:21:12
It really is.
01:21:13
You know, he he was cheated out of it.
01:21:15
He really was.
01:21:16
They used social media to squash stories that ended up being true, the laptop.
01:21:21
And yeah, it would have it would have had a huge
01:21:25
out on
01:21:27
huge, huge, big you don't make me I know that I mean don't
01:21:31
a lot of people after interviewed or whatever pulled
01:21:34
whatever they call that afterwards that if they would've known about the laptop
01:21:37
they wouldn't have voted for Biden so many people.
01:21:41
And the other thing that concerns me is the 81 million votes more than any
01:21:45
in history, popular vote more than anybody in some counties, more people.
01:21:50
Barack Obama I'm not saying there was any shenanigans to go back.
01:21:54
Callback Yeah, but there in some counties
01:21:57
there were more people voting than lived there.
01:22:01
Oh, well, there was no voter fraud.
01:22:03
What are you talking about?
01:22:04
Zero. I didn't say no. No evidence.
01:22:06
I said so.
01:22:08
They counted more votes than there were on the voter rolls
01:22:11
for somebody specifically still claiming voter fraud.
01:22:15
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:22:16
There was no evidence of voter fraud. But you know what?
01:22:18
They're really, really going after fraud. Zero. I wonder why.
01:22:22
Yeah,
01:22:23
well, and if you go back four years, there was a bunch of Democrats
01:22:27
that were saying the same thing to 2016 was rigged.
01:22:32
Rigged?
01:22:33
I don't trust that I'm going to vote for flags this year.
01:22:35
I waste my vote.
01:22:37
I'll admit I don't share my pants a lot.
01:22:38
I love that our first show,
01:22:40
45 that we ever talked about politics was called Fool's.
01:22:43
Is it 45? This is right. That's great.
01:22:47
Is this 45?
01:22:48
That's very satisfying. 45 Oh, no.
01:22:50
If given the chance, I would bitch about politics all the time.
01:22:53
But I'm convinced that neither side
01:22:56
I mean, like for Biden, for example, he's been in politics for what, 40
01:22:59
some odd years? 50 years?
01:23:02
What's can mention a government cover up almost every day?
01:23:06
I don't see this as our first political conversation.
01:23:09
But but it's it's the deepest the corruption is more like talking
01:23:14
saying, hey,
01:23:15
I went out into the desert and I got I saw a snake and I got bit by a snake.
01:23:18
That's What I just heard
01:23:19
you say, like I there's no expectation other than corruption when it talks.
01:23:23
That's not really right.
01:23:24
That's not really politics.
01:23:25
To me, that's just obvious observation.
01:23:29
But the
01:23:29
way they you know, they there was some different
01:23:33
that you have to have opposing point of views to have policy.
01:23:36
There can be office politics.
01:23:37
There could be.
01:23:39
Why is Lincoln Electric really a sponsor for the show?
01:23:43
Like I guess Buddy would be, but they're not.
01:23:46
I could bring up like advertising can be if they want.
01:23:50
They should just because I don't want to get inoculated against COVID.
01:23:54
I'm grouped with anti-vaxxers.
01:23:56
That's not
01:23:58
that's not right or fair or
01:24:01
realistic.
01:24:02
I'm not an anti-vaxxer.
01:24:04
They just don't have a vaccine for COVID 19,
01:24:08
right?
01:24:09
They still don't know.
01:24:11
How could they if they haven't even actually isolated the.
01:24:14
Exactly.
01:24:16
I don't I would be happy to take a vaccine if they came up with one, but none of
01:24:24
them are.
01:24:24
Any vaccine is still experimental.
01:24:26
Use vaccine, emergency use and anymore not any more stringent.
01:24:30
It's it not even.
01:24:31
Oh, they pushed it through anymore, I don't think.
01:24:33
No, they kicked it off the.
01:24:35
Oh, not even a bill pushing it.
01:24:38
They stopped pushing.
01:24:38
Oh the FDA approved it like officially 400 really.
01:24:43
But guess what?
01:24:44
It's conformity.
01:24:46
Conformity. Which is that they named it.
01:24:49
I mean, come on now.
01:24:50
Conformity or something for conformity.
01:24:53
Like it's literally like conform.
01:24:55
But no, they were. Yeah.
01:24:57
We will just call the product.
01:24:59
It's something like that.
01:24:59
The product that they approved is nothing similar to what
01:25:04
was tested.
01:25:05
I mean, it's a totally different, just total shenanigans.
01:25:08
Oh yeah, you're not a slave, you're not going to slave.
01:25:11
But honestly, conformity, that's really what they're calling it.
01:25:15
That's hilarious.
01:25:17
That's great.
01:25:18
All of which are American, They're not even disguising it anymore.
01:25:22
Just blatant,
01:25:25
blatant.
01:25:28
I don't say foolish,
01:25:31
like it's the re spelling l u h s h
01:25:34
fool or harsh full blush.
01:25:39
You're here.
01:25:41
And where's the British one?
01:25:43
What is the UK one?
01:25:45
Foolish.
01:25:46
That's how it's spelled too.
01:25:47
So it's not obvious.
01:25:49
Come, come, come, come,
01:25:53
come, come, come, come.
01:25:55
And a t confer. Conner, I guess I am in the F.
01:25:58
There's no F, So it's not conformity.
01:26:00
It's common at T. I'm
01:26:04
50 more.
01:26:08
No, I don't want to advertise that.
01:26:11
Okay, good.
01:26:12
So if anybody k any commenters or viewers who have taken it, how you feeling?
01:26:17
You get sick a lot lately.
01:26:19
Yeah. Call us.
01:26:20
Five, eight, six, three, three, 633.
01:26:23
There are a lot of anti draws on either non
01:26:26
you off on it.
01:26:28
Are you on the chat.
01:26:30
And all I have to say is that is foolish.
01:26:34
Foolish. Yeah.
01:26:35
True.
01:26:35
You're trying to give me I'm the star here doggone it.
01:26:39
You to me. Yeah.
01:26:40
I like how he wants to hear less from me, but then he's making it all about me.
01:26:44
Yeah, y adulation.
01:26:46
Last thing you want.
01:26:49
I have to pee. I need to pump.
01:26:50
You draw.
01:26:52
You want to make it all about draw? Yeah.
01:26:53
Come on. I'll meet you halfway.
01:26:54
You got to reach.
01:26:55
I don't like fighting people with foolish length because.
01:26:58
No matter how good or bad. I'm a fighter.
01:27:01
I have to get a foot closer to you than you have to get to me.
01:27:04
Yeah, It's a little interesting, though.
01:27:06
I mean, you can.
01:27:07
You can knock me down, but I've got.
01:27:08
I've got good levers to get out of.
01:27:11
If you're on top of me, I can kind of like pushing
01:27:14
wiggle and, like, get to a point with my feet squirming.
01:27:17
Yeah, you went right to me. You can take me down. Fine.
01:27:19
No punching, No, no fisting or anything.
01:27:22
Just right to the right of you.
01:27:26
Ooh, I'm worried about.
01:27:27
I'm worried about this feeling.
01:27:29
I'll be a bottom that's on our bottom power.
01:27:32
About foolish. Foolish.
01:27:36
There's so many mash ups.
01:27:37
Don't know where to start.
01:27:39
I know where to start.
01:27:40
You got one? Here you go.
01:27:43
Oh, it was cut.
01:27:48
I don't hear it.
01:27:49
Oh, yeah. Cliff Brady.
01:27:52
That's to me. Like you were Brutus.
01:27:55
Did you try to grab my spit because it's green, and that's you.
01:27:58
Get out of here.
01:27:59
I don't feel and I said that before,
01:28:02
but that's okay, because like I said, you're a horse.
01:28:05
So hot dog bun sometimes.
01:28:07
Better than that. Yeah.
01:28:09
Foolish, foolish, foolish, foolish, foolish, foolish,
01:28:14
foolish, foolish.
01:28:19
I still hear the urge
01:28:20
as a foolish man slash mistake.
01:28:23
Well,
01:28:24
why couldn't do it would be foolish to ignore his advice.
01:28:28
Cambridge. What are we doing here,
01:28:32
Boy? If we
01:28:33
thought it would be foolish to take his advice.
01:28:37
Their advice?
01:28:38
I would accept their advice because it's like you're.
01:28:41
Oh, it's all male.
01:28:42
A foolish man is not woman.
01:28:47
Okay, So once you know his advice, he's not very good.
01:28:50
A man is just foolish.
01:28:52
A woman is just a dumb bitch. Is what? Stupid?
01:28:55
Yeah, that's what they're getting.
01:28:56
That moron. Is that.
01:28:58
No. If you pick, if you just Google search moron, does it come up with it?
01:29:02
See, that is very insulting.
01:29:04
No, I don't know.
01:29:05
Well, there's complaining about.
01:29:07
I don't know.
01:29:09
Great inside your answer. Yes.
01:29:12
When we come to fire drains.
01:29:13
That's that's what this forum is all about.
01:29:17
Tell it like it is.
01:29:19
By the way.
01:29:21
By the way, what a radio. Why does
01:29:25
why is foolish always have to do with
01:29:27
what a what a woman thinks a man is like.
01:29:30
I went looking to mash up and every foolish song is a woman
01:29:34
singing about a man.
01:29:36
I mean, everybody plays a fool, not even me apart.
01:29:41
Roll the clip, Brady.
01:29:45
These foolish kids.
01:29:48
Oh, yeah, right
01:29:51
with me.
01:29:52
Oh, look, Brother figured out.
01:29:54
She sent him the clip.
01:29:56
Clip?
01:29:57
Yeah.
01:29:58
I got to take out your scene
01:30:00
for him.
01:30:02
That's what I got to do.
01:30:04
Who's seen
01:30:08
Saddam Hussein?
01:30:12
Yes, I.
01:30:14
To make a fourth person, I got to take your
01:30:18
a share.
01:30:19
I hear that.
01:30:21
I will said I don't know.
01:30:23
I wasn't doing wouldn't do anything with anyone.
01:30:26
Weren't you, though?
01:30:27
I think you were.
01:30:28
I mean, I was just fucking around with it because it happened to be on screen.
01:30:31
And if it's on screen, I appreciate feel obligated.
01:30:34
I kind of feel obligated to not keep it stagnant.
01:30:38
What is that?
01:30:41
That's a brother.
01:30:42
Brother got through this.
01:30:45
I think it's a well-earned reserve.
01:30:52
We need to change,
01:30:55
brothers.
01:30:56
What did you guys do?
01:30:58
You did not call
01:31:01
me cursing himself.
01:31:03
I love the you for room.
01:31:05
And what's in your pants belongs only to you.
01:31:10
I just peed from inside the door.
01:31:13
You guys, you need to hear that.
01:31:15
I won't hear a good splash.
01:31:19
Holy crap, brothers.
01:31:20
Right there.
01:31:22
That was very insightful.
01:31:24
Hey. And so the link works, so I appreciate that.
01:31:27
Yeah. What was both of you involved that
01:31:31
we can do? Yeah, we.
01:31:32
We can see you.
01:31:33
Can you hear us?
01:31:34
Yeah, I can hear you perfectly fine.
01:31:36
It's great.
01:31:39
Why throw away my shirt,
01:31:41
your pants, cover up your private parts.
01:31:44
So parents cover up your problem.
01:31:47
We know you were watching the show,
01:31:49
so I think you put the shirt on before you come, right?
01:31:52
Exactly. You're both working.
01:31:53
You know, the Pistons in 12 wins this season.
01:31:56
I don't want to be like me, so I don't blame them.
01:31:59
12 wins.
01:32:02
Is that a lot of I mean well
01:32:04
with the against their 40 losses. No
01:32:09
you have no reason.
01:32:10
I just got a real good show, man.
01:32:13
This one part.
01:32:14
It's not the best.
01:32:17
We're the best.
01:32:18
We're trying to get therapy for free.
01:32:21
Yeah,
01:32:23
this is my therapy.
01:32:24
I've got the captain's.
01:32:27
So I got to do this, though,
01:32:30
since everybody's all on it at this point.
01:32:33
I'm on it
01:32:35
with.
01:32:36
I'm on one
01:32:39
coming up time, so I'm
01:32:45
oh, 000 so
01:33:01
Peter do
01:33:02
pretty really nice
01:33:05
book Flew back to Chicago.
01:33:08
Mercy Mercy lead on your logo.
01:33:12
We could be real technical and we could pass a doobie around.
01:33:15
Oh, yeah.
01:33:17
What great You pass me that you to pass it up?
01:33:21
Oh, yeah, actually, mess it up.
01:33:24
I got to go below.
01:33:26
Nice.
01:33:27
But now that's.
01:33:29
That's. That's good.
01:33:32
Okay, I'll get her rock right.
01:33:35
There you go, jerk.
01:33:38
Oh, yeah.
01:33:43
Well, it does turn into a pet somehow.
01:33:45
That's weird.
01:33:47
Good. Wow.
01:33:49
All right, then.
01:33:50
That's weird.
01:33:51
Right here. Your honey.
01:33:53
Right here, brother.
01:33:55
Reach it over. Oh.
01:33:58
Oh, brother.
01:33:59
Your other leg. Oh, yeah.
01:34:01
Oh, he's on the other side on here.
01:34:03
Yeah, Yeah,
01:34:06
Very nice.
01:34:07
Yeah. No. Okay.
01:34:08
We screwed it up at the end.
01:34:10
Of course, he doesn't know you got a little bit carried on.
01:34:16
So are you a disc golfer?
01:34:18
The captain's.
01:34:19
He pretends to be.
01:34:21
I got three holes.
01:34:22
This joint. It's never happened.
01:34:25
How many unique trophies you have?
01:34:27
Uh huh, I have one. We're.
01:34:29
We're only judging by unique trophies.
01:34:31
Asian trophy for the Ute Mac,
01:34:34
how many unique aces do you have?
01:34:37
01i151.
01:34:41
Do they still have cider has won, though?
01:34:44
That's not impressive.
01:34:46
They still have four
01:34:50
urinate.
01:34:51
Oh, yeah.
01:34:53
Less on a mulligan.
01:34:54
I think that's we it all the way to the end.
01:34:57
We saved it all the way to the end.
01:34:58
And then I ended up splitting them
01:35:01
with one of one of your guys buddies who are that cute.
01:35:04
You think.
01:35:05
Really? Yeah.
01:35:06
Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
01:35:08
He's two.
01:35:08
Yeah, He had a ace as well.
01:35:10
Were you Scott's partner
01:35:12
or is it?
01:35:12
You need to know it was me.
01:35:15
It's got me and easy.
01:35:16
We're only partners once gotten our partners, I think two or three times.
01:35:19
Couple times.
01:35:20
I only thought was once or twice because we were partners at Fox Creek, too.
01:35:25
You're right. Well, we were partners.
01:35:28
Every single.
01:35:29
The brewery one that we went to.
01:35:30
Yeah, that too. Yeah. Yeah.
01:35:32
We've been partners.
01:35:34
It proved true. It's like four or five times now,
01:35:38
but. But
01:35:39
I took three different partners in the unit every single year.
01:35:43
Like Stefan. One year easy.
01:35:45
One year you one year.
01:35:47
You can have career a different man for them.
01:35:50
Do they still be partners and stuff And several years of the path.
01:35:53
No, no, no. Just.
01:35:54
Just the one man you were you were married.
01:35:58
We made sure years in a row. I mean shirts and stuff.
01:36:01
It's been more than one year in a row. In a row.
01:36:03
You know, I'm serious.
01:36:05
Look into it. There's.
01:36:07
There's a video.
01:36:09
My lines
01:36:10
that Stefan does that is written.
01:36:12
I just ripped all those to my her driver.
01:36:14
I've actually. Right. Yeah.
01:36:16
The color commentary is Stefan.
01:36:18
He puts in a lot of international soccer clips for whatever reason.
01:36:23
And he does.
01:36:26
And the other narrator was just a color on a show.
01:36:31
Pretty sure I haven't so unique disks.
01:36:34
I mean, not the disks, actual DVDs, Right?
01:36:38
Right.
01:36:38
I just go done ripping, like my whole DVD collection.
01:36:41
And I, I have them somewhere here for the DVDs is how I used to watch movies.
01:36:48
Oh, I think VHS is as well, too.
01:36:50
Digital tape. Yeah.
01:36:53
Why am I really
01:36:55
on tape?
01:36:58
Yeah, you'll hear that goes reel to reel.
01:37:00
Yeah. There's a guitar in the background.
01:37:03
No Mozart vacuum.
01:37:07
You, sweetheart.
01:37:09
Dyson, That's a sweet vacuum.
01:37:12
Yeah, I've seen him use all of things.
01:37:15
Where's the dog with the dog doing me and that together.
01:37:19
No more.
01:37:20
Oh, no. What the dog doing?
01:37:22
What I do is the dog. Whether.
01:37:24
Yes. Are you talking referencing the dog is the girl or if it's her dog,
01:37:28
that's cool. But if she took your dog, that's not cool, man.
01:37:31
Yeah. When was the dog?
01:37:32
The girl. He took his dog.
01:37:34
No, it was not my dog.
01:37:35
I never wanted the dog.
01:37:37
I just grew attached to it.
01:37:39
But I knew.
01:37:41
You want a hug? Sure, sure. I'm go
01:37:47
revisit.
01:37:49
Going to dog?
01:37:51
Where do they store?
01:37:52
They like dogs.
01:37:55
All sorts.
01:37:56
It's not
01:37:58
like good run.
01:38:04
Where did I put this shit?
01:38:05
Goddammit, I lost my sex music to What happened to that shit?
01:38:10
Brady?
01:38:13
Don't think I can hurt any.
01:38:15
I can make it go.
01:38:16
I can like,
01:38:19
you know, sound effects do or not.
01:38:22
Yeah. Yeah.
01:38:23
So over. Yeah.
01:38:23
You just got a brilliant motherfucker.
01:38:26
No, I mean, Boris always like those fucking things.
01:38:29
Run the studio.
01:38:30
I just downloaded the app.
01:38:33
Now that
01:38:34
it's pretty fancy,
01:38:36
I like it.
01:38:38
God, I'm so annoying.
01:38:40
Download these.
01:38:41
Where the fuck do I put them?
01:38:43
Sometimes I think we might have too much sound and not enough talking.
01:38:47
Yeah, get your crap together.
01:38:50
Well, the topic is don't talk right now.
01:38:52
I'm only supposed to point, push and change.
01:38:56
You're supposed to talk.
01:38:57
You're supposed to read about anything. Oh, I know what we can do.
01:39:00
Okay. Yeah, that's the whole premise.
01:39:02
Let's compete.
01:39:03
We're going to have a little game, you know?
01:39:05
All right.
01:39:08
Who's Pete?
01:39:08
Although I think I only have three people on this.
01:39:10
I got.
01:39:11
I got to prepare for four.
01:39:12
Yeah, See, he goes, If I do the spin
01:39:16
of his his chicken
01:39:20
is a portrait.
01:39:21
And Syrian civil war.
01:39:27
Oh, the the brown man would know a lot about this one.
01:39:30
Put him back in brown man.
01:39:34
That is serious.
01:39:36
Seriously. And still in a civil war.
01:39:38
I don't know.
01:39:39
I sit in a war zone my entire life right?
01:39:43
I. I don't want to go to go back TAPI,
01:39:45
because it's too close to the Libya
01:39:49
and isn't Libya and Syria and North
01:39:53
Korea all crap?
01:39:56
I don't.
01:39:57
I don't want to go to Iran.
01:40:00
I mean, you're like Libya.
01:40:02
Syria. So Libya's in Africa.
01:40:04
Syria in Asia are the last one you said I can't remember because I'm way north.
01:40:10
North Korea.
01:40:11
North Korea.
01:40:12
So that's like, you know, that's like next to like China.
01:40:14
I mean, you're talking about a mild difference in area.
01:40:18
Yeah, I mean,
01:40:20
I mean, well, good.
01:40:22
The one I want to go to is in Turkey, which is near Syria, but
01:40:29
I, I don't want to go
01:40:30
to any of those parts of the world because I,
01:40:33
I like being alive
01:40:39
and I'd like to go to Iraq.
01:40:42
Isn't it like the center of the
01:40:44
whole world where it started?
01:40:47
The Fertile Crescent. Yeah.
01:40:48
Yeah. Mesopotamia.
01:40:50
That's where they found
01:40:53
like a lot of the cuneiform,
01:40:56
that's where they friggin named the stars.
01:40:59
That's where, you know, the birthplace of astronomy.
01:41:03
So I think that's.
01:41:03
I think that's worth risking something to go see.
01:41:06
Baghdad was the cap the world capital
01:41:10
for mathematics for hundreds of years.
01:41:14
Science, math.
01:41:16
My dad, my old man's from northern Iraq.
01:41:19
And so he came over in 1975,
01:41:23
and I've never had any desire to, like,
01:41:26
go to Iraq for a vacation or to see where that, you know,
01:41:30
right up until now, man, like, yeah, I'd like, like to go
01:41:34
check it out, you know, before my dad dies and all this, you know,
01:41:39
check it out,
01:41:40
whatever or
01:41:43
before that.
01:41:44
No, no, I really do want to.
01:41:48
And it's gorgeous up there.
01:41:50
Yeah, there's the Fertile Crescent.
01:41:51
The Crescent mathematics
01:41:55
and civilization and agriculture.
01:41:58
And, you know, you know,
01:42:02
I bet you feel the energy just being in certain spots.
01:42:06
I mean, there's no doubt about it, baby.
01:42:08
No doubt about it.
01:42:10
I'm sorry.
01:42:10
You have a real problem calling the our early ancestors,
01:42:14
hunters and gatherers if they were building pyramids and stuff.
01:42:18
But the cataclysms
01:42:21
I I've, I've to realize that if you're in a big civilization
01:42:24
where you specialize your trade and you get your food.
01:42:29
Yeah.
01:42:29
Ordered in, it is easier to wipe out that kind of an existence
01:42:34
with the cannibalism than a hunter gatherer.
01:42:37
Because like in a in a society where farmers do the farming in the SHU,
01:42:42
you know, guy, the cobbler, the repairs, the shoes, the cobbler
01:42:47
would have trouble surviving, but the farmer would have a better shot at it.
01:42:51
But in a cataclysmic situation it is crops and is livestock die.
01:42:56
The hunter gatherers that move to find their food
01:43:00
would have a better chance of making it through that bottleneck.
01:43:04
So that's why these civilizations had to tell us
01:43:07
how to behave, because we were our ancestors were.
01:43:11
In fact, hunter gatherers.
01:43:13
Yes. Carry on with your show.
01:43:15
I'm an American online and I'll come and have a good one.
01:43:18
Now as above. So below you teach geo
01:43:26
the microphone it it's good to see both your fairly
01:43:28
well though where you don't need to yell into the microphone usually
01:43:33
amplified sound it's better but
01:43:36
I know for a fact
01:43:40
All right let me it is quite a thing.
01:43:42
I don't know if this is going to fully play through,
01:43:44
but we're going to give it a shot because I'm just I'm going to do the window.
01:43:48
Where is the window?
01:43:50
There's no window moment.
01:43:53
Now is the moment. Oh,
01:43:56
you know, with all the technical difficulties,
01:43:58
I haven't seen the technical difficulties.
01:44:00
BUMPER
01:44:02
No, that's fine. What happened is because I.
01:44:04
Oh 2813
01:44:09
notice.
01:44:10
BUMPER Oh, I copied the wrong one, didn't I think.
01:44:14
Well you're not. She didn't even mean to pull this off.
01:44:15
You got to share your screen.
01:44:17
See if I picked the right shade screen for me.
01:44:20
No, I'm doing. I had to pull it off and
01:44:23
there it is.
01:44:28
You got you neck
01:44:31
is who you like.
01:44:32
Oh, that'd be great.
01:44:33
No, that's Turner.
01:44:34
There's a little Jack. There's little Jack.
01:44:37
Oh, that is young Jack.
01:44:39
Look at all the ballerina coming up.
01:44:41
It's now this
01:44:45
Chris Fowler.
01:44:48
I've heard the name before for sure.
01:44:50
There's no
01:44:53
think partners we could have.
01:44:57
Let's have air, Gary.
01:44:58
Here we go. It's a young draw.
01:45:01
Your own draw. Wow.
01:45:02
Look how skinny
01:45:11
Bill Jabour.
01:45:12
This April Fool's Day.
01:45:14
We hold the crown.
01:45:15
Tim Jibber we run in this town.
01:45:17
We the non jabber deep got that flair versus them hangs from gymnastics.
01:45:21
They jabber aware fit the jibber arm with pranks.
01:45:24
No lie ready to make those chipper wonder why we playing this is jibber jabber here
01:45:30
we knocking at your door April jibber date ain't no time to play
01:45:34
chicken Zulu bringing heat and a jab away from nursing schools.
01:45:38
We roll the street.
01:45:39
That's what I time to feel the beat.
01:45:41
This is by no means
01:45:44
is well, they'll leave you in a jabber.
01:45:47
I like that, Bob says.
01:45:48
Or maybe is on fire. Gibraltar.
01:45:50
Maybe we'll raise it higher.
01:45:52
Play contraband Jaguar because
01:45:56
they never stop jibber with your money like you lose your cool jibber fools day.
01:46:00
We don't play the fool April jibber day ain't no time to play
01:46:04
team Zulu jibber heat and a gangster way from the jibber to the schools
01:46:08
We rule the street Watch out jibber about you shot shat didn't go in Zulu
01:46:13
jabber no other crew April jibber de we're comin for you hangs from the algebra.
01:46:18
Watch your back to pranks.
01:46:20
We're on the attack.
01:46:21
Watch your step. It's Jabba Eve.
01:46:23
Team jibber on the grind, you know, deceives you hard jabber.
01:46:27
So call April Fool's Day.
01:46:29
Watch us jibber jabber on. Sorry.
01:46:32
On the night team jibber on top It's our someone may differ from team
01:46:36
that stay in line Give her fools day our time to shine
01:46:40
April Fool's Day Jabber No time to play Zulu gibberish I'd panic
01:46:44
Get away from the jibber to the ointment we roll the street is going to repeat
01:46:49
ever to feel the beat
01:46:50
team jibber represent hold in a tight he's freestyling man jabber No need for fight
01:46:55
so jibber from team Yes Watch your tone or face the rest of our April fools jabber
01:47:03
It's great.
01:47:06
I was trying to do that.
01:47:08
I freestyle
01:47:11
the jibber jabber
01:47:16
I'll do the SOS.
01:47:16
Another me. There's another draw.
01:47:18
Yeah, of course.
01:47:20
I clang.
01:47:28
Oh, that was a pretty good shot.
01:47:30
Sees me in the trees.
01:47:32
You guys can't hear him. But
01:47:35
was hard to shoot out of the trees. Man.
01:47:42
Oh, that was the wrong sound.
01:47:44
So I got a guess.
01:47:45
I got to get it right. Yeah,
01:47:47
I got that one right.
01:47:51
Does it go in?
01:47:53
Oh, it's for.
01:47:54
This is better.
01:47:56
Oh, you just missed it.
01:47:58
But I just said rim job.
01:48:00
Oh, wow. Brim rim job.
01:48:03
I don't know if you understood this context fully, You know, that was a joke.
01:48:08
All right.
01:48:09
We're just watching discovery of that.
01:48:12
Yeah, You know.
01:48:13
Yeah, I'm just watching.
01:48:15
This is from, uh,
01:48:18
you Next turn, which is 28.
01:48:21
Yeah.
01:48:24
Oh, he just a beautiful.
01:48:25
Yeah, they were, they were following my group for a little bit here.
01:48:27
I guess they're in this.
01:48:28
What's up? You can't get the audio to work.
01:48:30
That's pathetic. It's just.
01:48:31
I don't know.
01:48:32
For some reason, if it's not uploaded,
01:48:34
it doesn't pull, and I'm just playing it through quick time.
01:48:38
Right.
01:48:39
So I'd have to upload it. Right.
01:48:41
But I did that at some point or that was my plan.
01:48:43
I think it was my plan to upload it and then randomly play some shit from it.
01:48:49
So I got something I've been paid to share.
01:48:53
Yeah, go ahead. Killing everyone.
01:48:55
Oh, breaking news.
01:48:57
This just in.
01:49:00
Nudity, military
01:49:03
activity.
01:49:07
Can you read that?
01:49:09
If I tap the screen,
01:49:13
it says Dawkins
01:49:16
is a Christian now.
01:49:20
Question.
01:49:21
Oh. Oh, yeah.
01:49:23
Richard Dawkins is a Christian now.
01:49:25
I thought it was an April Fools joke, but he was.
01:49:27
It is. DAWKINS No, he's not.
01:49:30
That's not true.
01:49:31
Yeah, it's true.
01:49:32
No, he's not.
01:49:34
But he said it.
01:49:37
Yeah, he said it.
01:49:40
He's not.
01:49:41
Why are you saying that? Did you.
01:49:42
You didn't hear them. I did hear.
01:49:45
I know Richard Dawkins.
01:49:49
He's a personal hero.
01:49:51
You're not a Christian.
01:49:52
What do you care?
01:49:54
I care about Christian values.
01:49:58
Those are the terms I grew up in.
01:49:59
You care about Christian values.
01:50:02
You care about like this.
01:50:04
Who wants to stop Christian non promotion of Christian values is what you're about.
01:50:10
No, no, no, no.
01:50:11
You misunderstand.
01:50:13
I know you misunderstand.
01:50:14
The main part of Christian values
01:50:16
is that there is a God and there's an afterlife and living
01:50:19
as one of the real traditions in the world, the old ones,
01:50:23
the practitioners don't really believe in a personal deity.
01:50:30
It's more than a deity, but
01:50:31
about a consequence in this life that plays into life thereafter.
01:50:37
Karma in some cases, but no, not really,
01:50:41
no. There's there is no afterlife to make serious thinking.
01:50:45
People realize that.
01:50:47
I got to admit that our environment people also, there is no afterlife.
01:50:52
One hour and 51 minutes in.
01:50:54
You're kind of you're kind of slacking a little bit.
01:50:56
I know, I know.
01:50:58
But some people also believe the opposite.
01:51:00
So this is what he said?
01:51:03
Yeah.
01:51:03
Some really smart people believe some really foolish stuff.
01:51:06
Can you say it for me?
01:51:08
Can you say for some idiots also believe some stupid to
01:51:12
see how intuitive you are?
01:51:13
Gary, can you say it for me before I
01:51:18
slurp the glop
01:51:20
so close?
01:51:22
I know that was what you were going to say.
01:51:24
Can you say it?
01:51:25
I want to hear it Roll.
01:51:26
Oh, oh, Roll a clip right there. You.
01:51:30
I'm not one of those ones who wants to stop Christian traditions.
01:51:33
This this is historically a Christian country.
01:51:37
I'm a cultural Christian the same way as many of which include Christian.
01:51:40
I'm a Christian, too.
01:51:43
It's a cultural and Christian worldview.
01:51:46
Christian cultural Muslims,
01:51:48
that's what they call a cultural Christian.
01:51:50
That's what I identify as Christian as well.
01:51:53
My friends call them, Of course, we're all Christians.
01:51:56
But that means you believe in Christ.
01:51:58
No? Yes, yes, I believe in the crunch.
01:52:02
And as long as you're the same sense as I believe in,
01:52:06
like a lot of the cultural nonsense that said what you're saying,
01:52:12
what George says a lot about how you're you're you're it's the same
01:52:16
Christian value of believing in Christ that you're mimicking without the one.
01:52:21
Oh, I can throw.
01:52:23
I could throw that out as nonsense.
01:52:25
But a lot of the stuff is good, the art works great, The music is terrific.
01:52:31
The the buildings.
01:52:33
Have you ever seen these cathedrals?
01:52:34
There you are. So yeah, it's taken a piss.
01:52:37
But what if. What if that stuff.
01:52:39
I mean, you're literally using the word some a culture, a Christian.
01:52:43
It's. What does that even mean?
01:52:45
What does that mean? Right.
01:52:47
Christian.
01:52:47
Christian can is very different perspective.
01:52:51
They see
01:52:53
me as a representative of my society.
01:52:56
This society that we live in is Christian driven.
01:53:01
I'm part of it.
01:53:02
That's blasphemy, sir.
01:53:05
Well, don't worry.
01:53:06
But God knows the difference.
01:53:09
So there's no worry. There.
01:53:11
But you're welcome.
01:53:13
Well, you're welcome,
01:53:14
Christian.
01:53:15
In the same way
01:53:15
as many of my friends call themselves cultural Jews or countercultural Muslims.
01:53:19
Ultra right.
01:53:20
I love singing carols and hams.
01:53:24
They're great.
01:53:24
The music just brings an amazing history.
01:53:28
We are all Christians.
01:53:30
We European Christmas.
01:53:33
What is European culture?
01:53:34
Start in Christian culture,
01:53:37
you know is it all this overlap?
01:53:40
The Venn diagram has has a big overlap
01:53:44
when you religiously why not call it something else?
01:53:47
Why not just call it goodness or virtue?
01:53:49
Yeah, there was actually calling it a good person.
01:53:53
He said, and I quote, I am a cultural Christian.
01:53:56
Cultural Christian.
01:53:57
That's exactly what that means.
01:53:59
But I'm a cultural Christian.
01:54:01
So is every other Christian.
01:54:04
No, some cultural
01:54:06
Christians are not Christians at all.
01:54:09
Some Christians aren't cultural Christians.
01:54:12
Why aren't you a cultural, cultural Satanist?
01:54:16
Because I don't grow.
01:54:18
I didn't grow up in a culture of Satan worshipers, but it's not Satan.
01:54:23
Worshiping doesn't necessarily mean they're out doing evil.
01:54:25
So I'm so there's only one criterion
01:54:29
says God and Jesus to be Christians or you hate to be an absolutist.
01:54:34
Yeah.
01:54:35
If you call yourself the godfather of my maker of heaven and earth.
01:54:39
Yeah, yeah, I've heard the thing.
01:54:43
No, I'm saying, like you, you're saying
01:54:46
if you say you're a Christian, you either are or are not a Christian.
01:54:51
Right.
01:54:52
And the vow, you know,
01:54:53
I believe in God, the Father Almighty maker of heaven and earth, that if you're
01:54:57
whosoever believes in him, shall not perish but have everlasting life.
01:55:01
That's nonsense, because everlasting life, first of all, you wouldn't even want it.
01:55:08
That would be torture.
01:55:09
Your conscience is forever religion.
01:55:12
That's not that's.
01:55:13
That's hell. We're talking about Christ.
01:55:15
And you brought up the father first. Did you?
01:55:17
Did you just recite the Lord's Prayer?
01:55:19
For the record?
01:55:20
It's not called the Lord's Prayer.
01:55:22
What is it called?
01:55:23
I believe is the to look at the Apostles
01:55:28
that the Apostles read, the Apostles Creed, the Nicene Creed
01:55:32
depends on which one you didn't hear, how you set it apart.
01:55:36
Apollos creed. Yes, that's it.
01:55:39
And it might be the 90 seconds versus Apollo Creed two.
01:55:43
I think there's a Creed three.
01:55:44
You just have to espouse a belief.
01:55:47
But I can't make myself believe you're getting so carried away.
01:55:52
You just slopped all this religious muddy water nonsense on it.
01:55:56
We're back. We're back to
01:55:59
natural and nature.
01:56:02
Christ. Oh, yeah.
01:56:03
I define faith out of existence.
01:56:06
Christ. No, I don't know.
01:56:07
You don't share the faith, but I share this.
01:56:11
The customs and the. The the traditions.
01:56:15
It's a tradition.
01:56:15
Then you're a valuable. You have.
01:56:18
You're a person with value.
01:56:19
You're not a Christian, you're not a cultural Christian.
01:56:22
Oh, you'll believe in the root word.
01:56:25
I just went to a Catholic funeral
01:56:28
and it was part of the ceremony to take communion.
01:56:32
I sat there.
01:56:33
I didn't take communion because I respect that
01:56:38
that tradition.
01:56:40
But I will not partake in it because I respect it.
01:56:43
If I, you know any of it, if it meant nothing to me,
01:56:46
I would just take it so I didn't stand out.
01:56:49
I'd be the only one to know that I was the only one sitting there.
01:56:53
So what were you did you make your confirmation?
01:56:56
Were you, were you communion?
01:56:57
I was re circumcised.
01:56:59
Communion ised.
01:57:00
Were you though?
01:57:01
Were you did you grow up in the Catholic Church or.
01:57:03
No. No.
01:57:05
Okay. Well, when you go up there, they're going to know you're a poser.
01:57:07
You know that, right?
01:57:09
Oh, I didn't go up there.
01:57:11
But everything you did, you heard every church will allow you to have three.
01:57:15
Yeah, They've got a secret handshake.
01:57:17
They touch penises. No, there is it.
01:57:20
That's no secret.
01:57:21
Each other, each other's foreskin.
01:57:22
And then look at that.
01:57:24
Yeah, Well, let's put your foreskin over the other guy's nuts.
01:57:29
SAT, docking.
01:57:30
What do you say?
01:57:30
A very reductionist of what God is.
01:57:34
And they'll say there's no proof.
01:57:36
There's no proof above, so below.
01:57:39
So I heard that he was a Christian today.
01:57:43
After reading that, I heard that he was a Christian.
01:57:46
Today,
01:58:37
it's still pretty interesting already and ordinary above
01:58:42
and so below because he's so close minded for sure.
01:58:47
We're doing it our way.
01:58:49
We're gonna make it make our dreams come true.
01:58:52
Brady and John show it is Brady and
01:58:56
draw extension now Brady draw
01:59:07
Wow that's
01:59:07
a long fade out on that megaphone there
01:59:10
Yeah very interesting this whole
01:59:15
just like in that anything else go go
01:59:19
Say you grew up in a world of gay people and there was nothing about gay people.
01:59:23
You happen to be the one and gay person
01:59:27
and nurture.
01:59:29
Are you
01:59:32
will like the fact that being straight is the way to go.
01:59:35
Like, it's kind of like what Gary's what Gary's doing
01:59:39
kind of.
01:59:41
I don't.
01:59:42
It's like, No, no, I, I'm cool with the gay stuff.
01:59:45
Like, I grew up in the gay ness, but I'm just I'm just not gay myself, you know?
01:59:49
It's like,
01:59:51
Oh, yeah, I'll take it in the air.
01:59:52
So it's like a dick, but I'm
01:59:55
taking. It's not gay,
01:59:58
right?
01:59:59
Well, Gary,
02:00:01
sense of is being is you know in that
02:00:03
in that perspective is gay gay as fuck he grew up in the gay
02:00:07
culture he's gay out the asshole in in the asshole
02:00:12
but he just doesn't necessarily believe in it is what he's trying to say right.
02:00:16
It was likening it to religion and Christianity.
02:00:19
I think we're going I think he was saying the analogy.
02:00:22
He shares the values of a Christian.
02:00:24
Therefore you can label him a cultural Christian
02:00:26
because he wouldn't mind
02:00:27
living in the culture of everyone being a Christian
02:00:30
which is what I've been saying the whole fucking time, that at the very least,
02:00:33
people that think that there's a higher power
02:00:35
and it's guiding them makes the world a better place.
02:00:38
At the very least, whether it's real or not if people think it's real.
02:00:43
But today he said to do that.
02:00:46
He acknowledges that that comfortable umbrella that it's given society
02:00:50
and he worms himself underneath that he shades himself underneath that
02:00:54
he utilizes it in his day to day, but he doesn't believe in it.
02:00:59
Interesting or doesn't give any credit to the work and origins of it,
02:01:03
or if the myth is real.
02:01:05
The person that died.
02:01:06
And Ray, you know, on the cross a few days ago now again the myth.
02:01:10
Yeah, exactly.
02:01:11
The creation myth, creation myth.
02:01:14
Like I just
02:01:15
in like there's a couple of things that he says usually in his monologue
02:01:18
that kind of struggling I try to write them down.
02:01:20
Creation myth was one because it just kind of seemed like it.
02:01:24
Well, you're clearly not here.
02:01:26
I think you're made it.
02:01:27
You have not been created, right? Exactly.
02:01:30
I don't know.
02:01:30
He just made it seem like, oh, the creation myth,
02:01:32
no matter what it is, it's just a creation myth.
02:01:34
And it's like, well, what then?
02:01:36
What is the answer there?
02:01:37
One of them has to be true.
02:01:39
And honestly, any of them could be true.
02:01:41
You don't fucking know.
02:01:43
But apparently it does.
02:01:45
It's the first thing you've ever said that I agreed 100%.
02:01:48
You don't fucking know.
02:01:49
We don't. That's.
02:01:50
Yeah, that's why I'm staunch agnostic.
02:01:53
Not just with religion, but with politics.
02:01:56
I, I do not know.
02:01:58
Yeah. Would I like there to be? Yes.
02:02:00
Do I think there is. I'm not sure I might lean towards.
02:02:03
No, but I'd like I'm going to try to be optimistic on that one.
02:02:07
And here's my, my main reasoning is I have a mother
02:02:11
that is going in her eighties that's very unhealthy and I make jokes.
02:02:15
I'm like, Well, fine, Gary, you tell my mom there's no heaven, right?
02:02:19
And I mean, like at the very least, if it's just comfort for her and I,
02:02:23
I mean, I'm not saying I'm not trivializing it, too,
02:02:25
that there's a bunch of Christians and religious people,
02:02:26
especially all hyped up from Easter right now,
02:02:28
like a freaking Italian coming out Iraqi that's going
02:02:30
you know what, the book, you're talking about it.
02:02:32
But I I'm just trivializing it to the point where if that's all there
02:02:36
is, I'm in.
02:02:37
If it gives my mom comfort, that's enough for me.
02:02:40
I'm in to fake.
02:02:41
I mean, I didn't fake this. Yeah.
02:02:43
I don't know who's watching.
02:02:44
I don't if there's kids watching or not, shouldn't be up just like, Oh,
02:02:46
I just heard my mom come and that's what if there's I never,
02:02:50
I never played because I never played Easter Bunny.
02:02:53
I never played for the cause with my kids because then I thought
02:02:56
when they grow older they're going to think the shit that Gary
02:02:58
says, well, he'll go Easter Bunny, Santa Claus, Jesus, you know,
02:03:02
And maybe, yeah, the problem is, Jesus, don't give you shit.
02:03:08
I just want to know who, who, who hurt Gary?
02:03:10
He he touched on it briefly last year, too.
02:03:12
He touched briefly on it last.
02:03:15
He said it was really
02:03:17
it was a traumatic breakdown when he realized it was all bullshit.
02:03:21
Yeah, there's like, search of like what?
02:03:24
To find.
02:03:24
I know is like, they said, Hey, go to this class and I'm reading this book. Go.
02:03:27
This is boring. I don't fucking know this shit means.
02:03:30
But going back to what you were saying, like, Yeah, I've got hardcore Italian
02:03:36
relatives and my grandma was very religious and
02:03:39
I don't know, she was a smart lady.
02:03:41
Do I necessarily believe it? Like.
02:03:42
Like she did not. Not, not at all.
02:03:44
I believe it.
02:03:45
Like some of my cousins do not.
02:03:48
Not at all. But it
02:03:52
they're smart people.
02:03:53
But I don't know. Maybe they know something. I know.
02:03:55
Maybe they like realize something I don't like.
02:03:58
I don't know.
02:04:01
My grandma wasn't a dipshit.
02:04:03
She believed that, you know, she believed that pretty pretty dramatically, I guess.
02:04:08
I think the exposure, even when they were our age,
02:04:11
you know, 40 years ago, 30 years ago or whatever,
02:04:15
the exposure is pretty much from your family and your town
02:04:18
didn't get much outside of that.
02:04:20
Then TV came into play and they started projecting to big cities
02:04:24
over the whole country. And now with the Internet, right?
02:04:26
Yeah. It's not a trend anymore. It's a whim.
02:04:29
It's like a quick five second whim.
02:04:31
And if, you know, if you're not on it or if you missed it, and then it's over
02:04:35
and nobody cares about anything, that's I like that's the one thing
02:04:38
there more things that I like the Bob said,
02:04:40
but the one thing that really gravitated to Bob said was how nobody fucking
02:04:44
who seems to be like
02:04:45
human is the way I interpret said nobody takes a moment to be human anymore.
02:04:49
Take accountability or, you know, enjoy or bitch about anything.
02:04:53
I know he bitches about a lot, but
02:04:58
I think.
02:04:58
Yeah, but that was one that was one hell of Iran.
02:05:00
Gary needs to take notes on that.
02:05:01
You go back, listen to that, because that's a rant.
02:05:04
And then Gary, I want to chime in.
02:05:07
But my man wouldn't even like he wouldn't
02:05:09
even like not that I could even hear him, but just want to throw in a little quip.
02:05:13
But he just kept going.
02:05:14
So it was just like, you know, just let them go.
02:05:16
Let them go.
02:05:17
I'm going to.
02:05:17
So the link works welder.
02:05:20
Should I do I call him welder or what was he what was his name
02:05:23
on the brother Is what we can call him.
02:05:26
Brother.
02:05:27
So brother with the hard, hard hours all all the way.
02:05:31
Yeah, yeah.
02:05:31
Hard on probably like three or four of them.
02:05:33
Three or 4 hours. The link did work.
02:05:36
I'll go figure out why Bob can connect and I'll give some tech support
02:05:40
and make sure it works for him,
02:05:42
because that's the best way to do it.
02:05:43
I don't have to fix it. I don't.
02:05:45
We don't need callers to come in with a phone thing
02:05:46
if we can get people to call.
02:05:47
And if you don't want your face showing up,
02:05:48
there's a little camera you can push and it shuts down your face
02:05:51
just like you just talk or just put tape over.
02:05:53
Like most of the freaks,
02:05:54
the ideal way
02:05:55
the government actually wants to watch what they're doing and they're fucking.
02:05:58
And I'll be honest, I honest to God or whoever you don't believe
02:06:01
in, in this show, obviously Jesus, whoever you don't believe him.
02:06:05
That's what I'm gonna say from now on.
02:06:06
Hey, who don't you believe in
02:06:10
the a positive message today?
02:06:12
If not, forget it.
02:06:12
I was going to say, Oh, I never, ever imagined
02:06:14
that we would have more than four people on.
02:06:16
So I only ever made enough scenes with four people.
02:06:20
I can't imagine that we'd have two callers in one show.
02:06:22
No next time we make it three.
02:06:25
So I'm going to definitely fix the squares.
02:06:29
I remember too, when I first made some the templates or whatever
02:06:31
you want to call them, I kept going.
02:06:32
I made like nine, I made 36 and I was like,
02:06:36
we were going to have 36 people on and I deleted them all.
02:06:39
That sounds like a lot, but we needed five.
02:06:43
So The Spectator somewhere in the middle spectating.
02:06:46
I would love to have that.
02:06:47
The more the merrier. Anybody That's on the show.
02:06:49
Fuck viewing dude.
02:06:50
It's just going to be out of participate.
02:06:52
Well, we'll have to raise hands.
02:06:53
And I just watched out of conversation.
02:06:56
I forgot what your podcast did it, but hands off hats, off, hands, Hands off!
02:06:59
What am I combining words.
02:07:02
It's the
02:07:03
definitely the last nail in the coffin.
02:07:06
That's not a thing
02:07:08
they were interviewing.
02:07:09
Like, what was it like 200 people?
02:07:12
But they did them five at a time.
02:07:13
And they do they, they had that shit down.
02:07:15
They brought people in.
02:07:16
They're like, Hey, if you haven't anything, get the fuck.
02:07:19
Or if you hadn't done anything, raise your hand if it's too late.
02:07:21
And ground rules.
02:07:22
Spurs Yeah, don't talk unless your address.
02:07:25
It was pretty good.
02:07:25
That was the guy that they even they may even have power over each person.
02:07:29
So it's like, hey, you're not able to say anything on this.
02:07:32
Yeah, I have mute.
02:07:34
Somebody talks too much.
02:07:35
Fuck.
02:07:35
You know, Baba Booey.
02:07:39
Why anybody would want to get three people to hear Baba Booey.
02:07:43
They still do that anyways.
02:07:44
Am I dating myself?
02:07:48
The worst modeling I've ever seen.
02:07:50
Fuck you. It's like your governor, Dick.
02:07:53
I don't know.
02:07:54
I should have thought about actually saying something silly like a fish.
02:07:58
Yeah,
02:07:59
well, the worst part was to top it all off.
02:08:02
To top it all off.
02:08:03
I could hear a little bit of
02:08:05
it. No.
02:08:05
Okay, so
02:08:07
you mean annoying and then annoying noise?
02:08:10
Here's my QuickTime.
02:08:11
Tell me the show doesn't improve.
02:08:13
Have you seen me munch on anything?
02:08:14
I listen,
02:08:16
we got more comedy.
02:08:18
It's so many shows that take you Where is my QuickTime?
02:08:21
I see it up on the main thing.
02:08:23
That's the most that's your video that you pull them right?
02:08:26
What's that? Is your video. Yeah.
02:08:28
What are you trying to close My, you know, I just.
02:08:30
I was trying to play it because you might as well
02:08:32
just play something in the background.
02:08:33
This is welder's video while we're talking,
02:08:37
we got to have videos.
02:08:38
And so I was just saying, like, just know, just in the background.
02:08:41
Is the unique video going to be playing in the background? Oh,
02:08:46
not much known.
02:08:48
Climactic,
02:08:51
Very anticlimactic.
02:08:53
Oh, it's more of a good camera shot than a good golf shot,
02:08:59
to be honest.
02:09:03
Oh, the camera was an ace.
02:09:06
The shot was a fucking.
02:09:09
Hi, Michael.
02:09:10
Lucky you, Michael.
02:09:12
Nobody asked Michael such a homo.
02:09:14
Michael Sounds like a man.
02:09:15
That was anything wrong with that?
02:09:17
I don't know where it came from.
02:09:24
Not one,
02:09:25
but not one fucking mash up.
02:09:28
He didn't stay for one mash up.
02:09:29
I know. Yeah. I'm surprised he didn't buy some out earlier.
02:09:31
I thought you were one for one. We'll be done and then.
02:09:34
Yeah, and that's happened when we lost him before.
02:09:36
But I made a producer choice to stay on Rumble, because that's where Bob was
02:09:40
when we were talking.
02:09:41
I wanted the conversation to be widely spread clean,
02:09:44
and we were heavily, heavily, you know, and I'm they'll find something.
02:09:50
It's almost like, Oh, yeah, it's like we need a strike, go find one.
02:09:55
So that's what was going through my heart like bones.
02:09:58
I just recently realized that one of my hot dog buns remake's.
02:10:03
For some reason the original song never got flagged, but
02:10:05
shirtless, gay, Asian and really it's just an abstract song.
02:10:09
We really don't say anything at all about anything.
02:10:12
If anything,
02:10:14
Gary talks about raping himself.
02:10:17
Well, you can go, okay, rape.
02:10:19
But he's talking about raping himself.
02:10:20
Then he sucks his own cocks.
02:10:21
Asked what was there.
02:10:23
There's just a bunch of abstract thought then there's no one that really is
02:10:27
talked about in the choruses
02:10:32
for, as you said, something brilliant
02:10:34
about with the resource toward 14 years.
02:10:38
No, not in the rap the East board for talking with the bottle.
02:10:41
You know, the circular, the circle of life, circle of masturbation.
02:10:45
Yeah.
02:10:46
And that got flagged.
02:10:48
Yeah.
02:10:49
You said she should take her own yeast, beer and fucker pussy with.
02:10:52
Yeah, those just shirtless gay Asians, fetal boys.
02:10:55
Oh, joy, like, so it's saying things, but there is really no context to the words.
02:10:59
They're just they're things that rhyme, but they happen to little.
02:11:01
You said you said two words in a row.
02:11:03
You said gay Asians.
02:11:05
What's wrong with that? I could be tired.
02:11:07
I can be promote. I have nothing wrong with that.
02:11:09
I just have a huge argument with somebody else about saying nigger.
02:11:13
I'm like, if I'm referring to different,
02:11:14
if I'm referring to that where there's nothing derogatory,
02:11:18
there's nothing derogatory, just referring to a word like I just did.
02:11:22
I didn't use it in any way.
02:11:23
Asian isn't a derogatory word.
02:11:25
Gay isn't a derogatory word, nor would the subset of gay Asian be a derogatory.
02:11:30
You know, I agree.
02:11:31
But but I think that's I'm saying I think because they're put together like
02:11:34
shirtless gays.
02:11:35
And what if the video was actual video of a guy who was admittedly gay
02:11:40
and he was Asian and you were shirtless and I call that shirtless, gay Asian,
02:11:44
it would
02:11:44
would have I think I think nothing should get flagged.
02:11:48
I could point that I could point at a bunch of rap songs
02:11:50
that say way worse, like and I challenged it.
02:11:53
I challenge I hate to refer to it, but we could go to all the dicker dildos
02:11:57
and yeah, I was going to go there.
02:12:00
They clearly have no, we're not about, you know, equal line.
02:12:05
It's always about you. It's always a dick.
02:12:08
Your favorite show.
02:12:09
I've never seen it.
02:12:10
I refer to it all the time. I've never seen it.
02:12:12
You, you talk about it plenty times.
02:12:15
I do what you call, you know, I shouldn't make that claim
02:12:18
because to be honest, I've only. Listen.
02:12:20
I have faith what people say.
02:12:21
I've never actually Googled it and seen it on YouTube.
02:12:24
Not once.
02:12:24
Yeah, they may not.
02:12:26
Even so,
02:12:27
I'm also chuckling to myself a little bit too,
02:12:29
because in my like history, my short history and my one profile here,
02:12:33
it's a fucking golf lesson with that fucking asshole that we watch for
02:12:37
several minutes. I liked him.
02:12:40
Give me a 15 minute.
02:12:41
I will change your game forever.
02:12:43
Yeah, I had an Easter mash up for Gary too.
02:12:45
I'm a little disappointed, several of them.
02:12:47
And now it's just going to be.
02:12:48
We are going back to back to back to back to back to back.
02:12:50
Yeah, that's what we just put.
02:12:52
We just put the links for it and people can watch them if they want
02:12:57
one. Now there's a plan.
02:12:58
There's, well there's one that I have to play.
02:13:00
What's, what's the best one. Yeah.
02:13:02
This is not the best one.
02:13:03
Which is what I'm going to play.
02:13:18
I don't think it works.
02:13:21
You need to learn the slow lyrics work and sometimes they don't.
02:13:24
And he's not in this course better
02:13:29
than hearing my speech.
02:13:44
I love the lyrics about guys
02:13:47
with their hip hop a little bit.
02:13:59
It is so happy
02:14:04
that you think they're singing about him.
02:14:08
Oh my God, it's only half over.
02:14:09
That's good. Oh, my Lord.
02:14:12
Oh, great.
02:14:12
That we are really talking about in that song, I think. Edge.
02:14:17
I think they're talking about the pledge fudge master one.
02:14:19
That's what he's going to think.
02:14:21
How great thou are.
02:14:23
Oh, man, that's going to backfire on me.
02:14:27
I didn't think that through
02:14:31
here.
02:14:31
This is the one that actually kind of did work.
02:14:37
No way.
02:14:38
No way.
02:14:39
That's the Campbell one that didn't work.
02:14:43
We saw have one thumbs up, so fuck you both.
02:14:50
But you know, people watching, thumbs up.
02:14:52
Fagots
02:14:55
does a really bad goddamn thing.
02:15:10
You know,
02:15:18
you just pray, don't do it.
02:15:21
It's too many glad
02:15:32
is now one, please.
02:15:34
But it's not
02:15:36
breakdowns like, you know, like the best part of the Black Keys.
02:15:39
We got to wait and see someone slipped up and notwithstanding
02:15:43
bouncing up against
02:15:46
Brown,
02:15:49
the chorus
02:15:50
and everything, pick the bad guys because it looks as well.
02:15:54
Yeah.
02:15:56
You think Jewel is a little too much
02:15:58
to get you Slow down.
02:16:02
But then you still getting
02:16:06
you're going to on the hip but you look like
02:16:12
you got like real.
02:16:13
Did you love to tell me what you could do
02:16:18
if you found the job?
02:16:19
And you ready?
02:16:23
Go. That's
02:16:24
take it to the street, cause I'm ready, man.
02:16:32
What's up?
02:16:36
I know what you did.
02:16:39
I, Dee goes up the black body.
02:16:44
My body
02:16:47
better
02:16:49
tell you that.
02:16:49
Joey,
02:16:52
I got no.
02:16:57
Yeah.
02:16:58
Yep. Nope.
02:17:00
What's that wink? That?
02:17:02
Well, they're put the tattoo or do we have to go over that?
02:17:05
There was a discussion that it.
02:17:07
Oh, okay.
02:17:08
So off barely miss. Oops.
02:17:10
All right, buddy.
02:17:14
And the Indian
02:17:16
wants me to hit that button.
02:17:19
Do you want to split it up with the.
02:17:20
Yeah.
02:17:22
Draw just how you just made it as the show was going.
02:17:25
Because I kind of forgot that you got something for me.
02:17:28
Yeah. No, not yet. I.
02:17:30
You know, I know I can play it. Never?
02:17:33
Nope.
02:17:34
Yep, yep.
02:17:35
No, no, no.
02:17:36
You know. Yeah.
02:17:39
No. Yep.
02:17:43
But we can't do back to back songs.
02:17:45
Come on, dude. Put it up in the mountain.
02:17:48
Sing on the same fucking one
02:17:52
way better performer.
02:17:54
No Jewel
02:17:57
than real
02:18:00
hands with mine.
02:18:01
No, but they're not your bedroom.
02:18:05
All those
02:18:08
chops.
02:18:09
Way better
02:18:11
doing
02:18:13
stuff.
02:18:16
We've to.
02:18:18
You okay?
02:18:19
That didn't work either.
02:18:26
What are you going to do?
02:18:27
Or story?
02:18:28
Remember I got spoon and circle draw
02:18:32
for colors.
02:18:35
Let's go for
02:18:38
It's good
02:18:41
for colors.
02:18:44
Let's go
02:18:46
by the phone alone.
02:18:50
You might have to send them.
02:18:52
Yeah, I mustn't.
02:18:54
Oh, it's Stoney.
02:18:55
I have Stoney.
02:18:58
Well, it's not.
02:18:59
It's not viewable.
02:19:00
Well, it wasn't. I don't have it.
02:19:02
It's private.
02:19:03
And I just.
02:19:04
I actually put it on the wrong spot, But it doesn't really matter
02:19:08
because I don't post those perfectly Yours.
02:19:10
We're going to go private.
02:19:13
All right. I know private.
02:19:15
I've got some privates I like
02:19:17
extra
02:19:19
private or extra it's in the the secret back.
02:19:23
Chat.
02:19:24
Pants, pants, pants, pants, pants, paint, pants. US.
02:19:29
What if you don't touch?
02:19:31
See what's in your pants?
02:19:33
So don't cover up your private.
02:19:35
But I believe that's covered under consent.
02:19:39
I think most kids like it.
02:19:41
Just understand that in general. Right?
02:19:43
Or is that something that's slowly ingrained?
02:19:44
No, I believe they call that
02:19:48
shit. I have to be.
02:19:49
Gary told me last time, you know, when it when they can never have consent
02:19:53
because they're a minor it's called, you know, not what is it.
02:19:55
No, but if you were to somehow have like a nudist society
02:19:59
where like, does the kids still, like, just grow up going, Yeah, whatever.
02:20:02
My dicks out, who cares?
02:20:03
Or, or do they kind of know This is kind of like a private thing.
02:20:09
Like I see African tribes with their titties out.
02:20:11
No one seems to care, but the no one
02:20:12
really has a good set of titties over there is the problem.
02:20:16
Well, because they're always out, they seem to be kind of saggy or bulbous.
02:20:20
They're not really like a nice, attractive set.
02:20:22
Well, but if you think about it,
02:20:24
I'm not saying uncivilized, but there's probably not birth control.
02:20:28
So the titties you're looking at, it probably mothered double
02:20:31
digit kids because you know only half right.
02:20:36
They don't have bras.
02:20:36
So gravity takes a hold, baby.
02:20:38
They they do have bras.
02:20:39
They're just like, Oh, hey, National Geographic's here.
02:20:42
Everybody take your shoes off.
02:20:45
Just make it look worse.
02:20:47
Like, here's those stupid bras
02:20:49
you put Americans that think we fucking don't even know how to dress ourselves,
02:20:55
You know, play the.
02:20:59
Well, we're trying to do a voice and
02:21:03
don't even recognize the voice
02:21:04
of the Larry King.
02:21:15
Tom, you know, you
02:21:16
I got a call about a piece that was picking me.
02:21:20
Oh, this is Tom, huh?
02:21:23
I'm not
02:21:26
funny, but a phone number one,
02:21:29
two or eight, all on pause.
02:21:32
Who played it for the two
02:21:37
for and,
02:21:44
you know,
02:21:46
did you get that? Yes.
02:21:49
$0.09
02:21:52
piece or. Mm.
02:21:57
I thought
02:21:59
you do
02:22:04
on the editing the number on the fly.
02:22:07
I forgot that.
02:22:07
And one of the numbers
02:22:19
is a short one
02:22:21
I forgot I want to edit one of the numbers out
02:22:23
because I just made up a random local area code number.
02:22:26
I don't want anyone to accidentally call that number.
02:22:28
Not that anyone is even watching, nor would they even call that.
02:22:31
But if they did, I beeped it out.
02:22:33
But yeah, he
02:22:39
yeah, that was a short one.
02:22:40
Short and sweet was as good as the other ones.
02:22:42
But I kind of thought it was funny that
02:22:44
I was fucking around the numbers with him because he didn't hear what I said
02:22:47
and I was, I was pretending to have an issue with him,
02:22:50
but I was, I was doing my Larry King
02:22:52
and Larry King comes up again.
02:22:55
There was a bunch of times and I don't know if it's if it's that great,
02:22:58
but I'll spoil it.
02:22:59
But I was I was pretending like I was live on the air and they were
02:23:03
they called a a radio station line.
02:23:07
And so I answered the call going, CALLER, you're on the air like, you know, Hey,
02:23:11
what do you got?
02:23:11
What do you have to say about that last story?
02:23:13
You know, it's like they're like now,
02:23:16
but it didn't work that well.
02:23:17
But what
02:23:19
what are you shaking your head for?
02:23:22
Nothing. Nothing.
02:23:24
I was actually.
02:23:25
I was listening. You were talking to them, Not me, right?
02:23:27
I wasn't listening.
02:23:28
I was talking to who
02:23:31
then?
02:23:31
Were there anyone?
02:23:34
Yeah. There's got to be one way, right?
02:23:36
We could go there.
02:23:38
I'll just.
02:23:39
Hundreds, sometimes thousands.
02:23:41
I still can't get over Richard Dawkins.
02:23:43
He's one of the he's one of the staunch atheist
02:23:47
with less than like 1% or 3% of the population.
02:23:51
They lost a big one today.
02:23:53
And he even he even he's like, you know what?
02:23:55
I want to give this shit a little bit.
02:23:58
Well, he sounded just like Gary, too. He's like, I want to be clear.
02:24:00
I don't believe in Christ, but I am a casual cultural Christian.
02:24:05
No, he sounded exactly like Gary.
02:24:07
There's some people that fancy themselves as intellectuals
02:24:11
that you reap all the benefits of reductionist view of what God is,
02:24:15
and they'll say their stuff.
02:24:17
They're staunch atheists, and a lot of them, they even talk
02:24:20
like religious people almost atheist and becomes a religion.
02:24:25
Yeah, it's very much like your.
02:24:32
Yeah.
02:24:33
Join us to discuss whether it matters that Christianity
02:24:37
is playing a diminishing role in national life.
02:24:41
Welcome to LBC.
02:24:43
Thank you.
02:24:44
And what would be the message of some of the warnings?
02:24:48
What would be what would you tell the nation?
02:24:51
Well, I must say I'm slightly horrified to hear that Ramadan is being promoted.
02:24:55
Instead, I do think that we we are cultural, a Christian country.
02:24:59
I call myself a cultural Christian.
02:25:02
I'm not a bit he's talking about Britain.
02:25:05
This is a different interview.
02:25:06
He's pulling that shit out everywhere.
02:25:07
This is like go to today. No, he today.
02:25:09
That's why I was thinking this is a this is an April Fools schtick.
02:25:14
I mean, the bigger you know,
02:25:15
I think that I still think he's going to come tomorrow and go, gotcha,
02:25:20
Oliver.
02:25:21
But there's a distinction between being a believing Christian
02:25:24
and being a cultural Christian.
02:25:25
And so, you know, I love hymns, Christmas carols, and
02:25:30
I, I sort of feel the rhythms, I love the ethos.
02:25:34
I feel that we are a Christian country in sense.
02:25:38
It's true that statistically, the number of people
02:25:41
who actually believe in Christianity is going down,
02:25:45
and I I'm happy with that, but I would not be happy if,
02:25:49
for example, we lost all our cathedrals and our beautiful parish churches.
02:25:54
But that's I mean, so it's a he's to be a smart, intelligent individual.
02:25:58
That's a paradox.
02:25:59
You can't both wish for it to go away and then hope
02:26:03
that the things that are associated with it stays.
02:26:07
You're a fucking idiot.
02:26:09
No offense.
02:26:09
I like everything about it, but I don't. There it is. We.
02:26:12
Because it is one of those things that you can't relate to any other aspect.
02:26:15
Like you can't related to like a product
02:26:18
that you you don't like what you still buy or you know what I mean?
02:26:22
Like the greatness of it. The product is
02:26:26
the deity that
02:26:27
you know, or the I mean, it's we're talking about Christian, right?
02:26:31
He specifically said cultural Christian, not me.
02:26:33
So we have to be talking about Christ.
02:26:36
You're not Christian.
02:26:38
I can't believe I can't believe even intellectuals are becoming like the
02:26:42
this isn't a vaccine and this isn't a man or woman
02:26:45
like they're redefining stuff to the point where it's
02:26:49
not even waters It's lunacy.
02:26:51
That's that's what I've always said about gay marriage.
02:26:54
Like the main reason that Christians have an issue with it
02:26:57
is because marriage was a Christian like Catholic.
02:27:01
What do they call that?
02:27:02
Constitution. Whatever institution.
02:27:05
Institution. Thank you.
02:27:07
Fucking word.
02:27:11
Do I have that still?
02:27:12
I thought that
02:27:16
they invented it.
02:27:16
They, they, they brought it to prominence
02:27:19
and it's a thing that they invented and they also don't want it up even.
02:27:23
Right. People do exist right?
02:27:25
Why? That's it.
02:27:26
Why don't they just.
02:27:27
Why don't gay people just come up with their own thing?
02:27:30
That's not called marriage, but it's the same exact thing.
02:27:33
Well,
02:27:34
that would defeat
02:27:34
their whole point of being accepted in the same.
02:27:38
Yeah, which is bullshit, because it's.
02:27:39
They already.
02:27:40
They said, no, this is a man and a woman.
02:27:42
This is our thing.
02:27:43
It was to a family, the family
02:27:47
umbrella. And you can have your own thing.
02:27:49
That's exactly the same. But. And it can be recognized by the state.
02:27:51
But guess what?
02:27:52
It's not going to be recognized by a religion.
02:27:53
Unfortunately
02:27:56
And the main reason for that is because most
02:27:58
a lot of diseases back then were spread through anal sex.
02:28:02
And the people that got those diseases were talking big in the 1980s.
02:28:07
Yeah, whatever.
02:28:08
Biblical.
02:28:08
Even before that, the fecal material spreads disease.
02:28:12
And when you are fooling around back that way,
02:28:15
which is monkeypox from two years ago.
02:28:19
Yeah.
02:28:19
No monkeypox years ago.
02:28:21
And now you don't get monkeypox.
02:28:23
You have gay sex.
02:28:25
No anal sex. Yeah, that's it.
02:28:28
You don't have to go much further.
02:28:30
Well, it's mainly gay because
02:28:32
women are having anal sex with gay men, typically.
02:28:36
Wait, what?
02:28:38
So it rarely spreads across that spectrum?
02:28:40
Oh, so when you said that, I pictured women having gay sex.
02:28:44
Gay anal sex, and I was thinking, how would they do anal sex?
02:28:47
Gay anal sex with a pig?
02:28:49
But you meant a gay gay man's penis in a woman's ass.
02:28:53
Never Had.
02:28:54
Of course.
02:28:54
So I. I really had to think that through.
02:28:58
I mean, do you think women have kind of women have a penis, though?
02:29:02
You're trying to
02:29:06
Some people say, yeah.
02:29:08
So I feel I've always said this as well.
02:29:10
I feel bad for the actual hermaphrodites that exist.
02:29:13
Those are the people that are truly the
02:29:16
the people that should be sympathized for because they are
02:29:19
legitimately potentially both or caught somewhere in between.
02:29:24
They are they are still predominantly one, but they could have issues with,
02:29:27
you know, reproduction and the love that
02:29:32
they could have.
02:29:32
This was hybrids were they are genetically hybrids.
02:29:35
They're just in their own head hybrids.
02:29:39
Well, from your videos broke up.
02:29:43
Are you there?
02:29:44
Yeah, you're there.
02:29:46
Yeah, I'm here. I'm just.
02:29:48
Are you here?
02:29:48
You're not clear
02:29:51
that there's anything wrong with the.
02:29:56
Are you doing the robot?
02:29:59
I do, because it makes sense.
02:30:01
All right, you fast forward, what, three years do you think that,
02:30:04
a I'll be asking to add their letter to the LGBTQ,
02:30:09
like the literal, you know, GPT three.
02:30:13
We want to be able to have the same rights as married
02:30:16
heterosexual people.
02:30:19
People.
02:30:19
They just want to get the same rights as people
02:30:23
gay. I like gay, gay.
02:30:28
Not that there's nothing wrong with that.
02:30:30
Yeah, it's going to going to take things is
02:30:34
what I
02:30:35
have to eat an orange otherwise I'm going to be like, Oh, who?
02:30:38
Well, like, otherwise there wouldn't be a show.
02:30:43
Exactly.
02:30:44
I waited till after midnight.
02:30:47
Was I going say, No, I totally forgot.
02:30:49
I ate before 10:00.
02:30:52
Would you eat
02:30:54
then?
02:30:54
Worry about it?
02:30:57
Oh, I'm not worried about it.
02:30:58
I was just having a conversation.
02:31:02
HUO pussy.
02:31:04
No, you didn't.
02:31:04
My pussy's asleep.
02:31:08
You have a pussy.
02:31:10
I do.
02:31:18
They're calling
02:31:19
Richard Dawkins Islamophobic. Now.
02:31:23
Or the.
02:31:25
Well, he did say I don't believe in anything,
02:31:28
but I'd rather have Christian than those Muslims.
02:31:31
I think even said people
02:31:34
clearly are.
02:31:35
And then he said clearly I don't believe in any of this shit,
02:31:37
but if I had to pick one, I would much rather live in a country that was Christian.
02:31:43
I think people are starting to get worried.
02:31:44
Have you seen the big cities?
02:31:45
There's like all call to prayer and everything.
02:31:48
In what sense?
02:31:51
Like the three or ten times a day or whatever that.
02:31:54
Oh the Muslims the Yeah.
02:31:56
Like not just Dearborn but like all over the country which
02:31:59
not that there's anything wrong with that
02:32:03
depends.
02:32:04
But if you even tried to pray in school
02:32:07
to Jesus, people would lose their shit.
02:32:10
But now schools are using their own public broadcasting systems
02:32:13
for call to prayers and nobody's voting on it.
02:32:17
They're just doing it to appease.
02:32:19
Because I don't know why.
02:32:21
I mean, I guess it's important.
02:32:24
Yeah.
02:32:25
Where do you where do you draw the line with that?
02:32:26
Because we're supposed to be a free, open country and we were founded
02:32:30
on certain principles and there was also
02:32:33
you don't have to fully look at the Muslim religion as negative.
02:32:38
You necessarily shouldn't at all.
02:32:39
But there are some things too.
02:32:42
The Christian religion
02:32:43
also says some of those same things about, you know, only worship.
02:32:47
You know what we say, don't listen to anybody else. But
02:32:51
there isn't there's never been a Christian
02:32:56
terrorist attack done in the name of,
02:32:59
you know, not sort of not since the Crusades, anyway.
02:33:03
Sure.
02:33:05
Or not that we know of, allegedly.
02:33:08
And there's been so many in the last 25 years.
02:33:11
How many terrorist attacks in the name of Muslim
02:33:13
if we start using government buildings for call to prayer,
02:33:17
then we might as well add the Christians whatever they want,
02:33:20
and then we can have Gary and his atheist crew go there and denounce everything,
02:33:24
and then next thing you know, he got 24 hours a day of like ads
02:33:27
that are broadcasting like Germany.
02:33:28
You know, I don't I just get rid of it all.
02:33:32
Yeah, Yeah.
02:33:34
And think we run that to the guy in here.
02:33:36
Yeah, I know.
02:33:36
The guy in Hamtramck took all the he got a lot of flak for it,
02:33:41
taking down the gay flags and stuff, but he didn't just take down the gay flags.
02:33:44
He took them all down except for the three, I think the
02:33:47
the country, I mean and Hamtramck
02:33:50
City, he got you got to be harsh.
02:33:53
You you're taking the Jew hats off of people.
02:33:55
You're you're preventing them from wearing their their little
02:33:59
hijabi jobs.
02:34:03
See, since you
02:34:04
cannot fly every flag, there's like 2000
02:34:07
religions and 300 nations.
02:34:10
I don't know,
02:34:11
since you can't fly them all, you shouldn't fly any but the one you're in.
02:34:15
So the city, the state and the country,
02:34:18
if you're in America, any more flags and than that, it's really hard.
02:34:22
No, no, Jesus either with Jesus flag,
02:34:26
you know, it's the same here in in the city May zero
02:34:29
Jesus flag. There needs to be a Jesus flag
02:34:32
if there isn't one, I'm going to fucking make one.
02:34:34
There is a Jesus flag.
02:34:36
There is. It's got a P.
02:34:38
Let's look it up.
02:34:39
Oh, might be my Lutheran the flag.
02:34:42
Or is that the church's flag?
02:34:43
I want a Jesus flag.
02:34:44
I was raised as a child in the Lutheran faith,
02:34:49
so there may be
02:34:50
some it may not be a Catholic thing, but
02:34:53
let's see if I type all that shit so similar anyway.
02:34:57
So it's.
02:34:59
Oh, I've never seen
02:35:01
I've never seen that before.
02:35:02
You guys just don't do I've never seen this before in my life.
02:35:05
You just, you just don't do the wafer cookie.
02:35:07
Why is it an Indian why does it look like something South Park made
02:35:13
you look that angry?
02:35:14
It was got dreadlocks and shit.
02:35:16
Fucking Jesus, a Rastaman
02:35:19
is okay.
02:35:20
Jesus. No way.
02:35:23
Oh man, this Jesus 2024.
02:35:25
Our only enduring weird.
02:35:29
It looks just like Trump's flag.
02:35:31
I know I can make America godly again.
02:35:34
What, the Republican?
02:35:35
Yeah, the Republican.
02:35:36
Oh, I guess red and blue is still the same.
02:35:38
I don't like people taking advantage.
02:35:40
If you believe, then fine.
02:35:42
Witness whatever, preach whatever you want to do.
02:35:44
But if you're using it,
02:35:46
there is a special place in whatever you believe or don't believe in.
02:35:49
For people like you,
02:35:53
I think taking advantage of religion is a similar
02:35:55
to like a teacher or a preacher taking advantage in it to a child.
02:35:59
You know, you should know better.
02:36:03
Maybe that's what that's Gary's problem.
02:36:04
He thinks every
02:36:07
everything is like that needs to go away.
02:36:10
Maybe.
02:36:12
Maybe Gary doesn't have a problem.
02:36:15
Maybe there is lots of problems.
02:36:17
I'm saying, though, maybe I should worry more
02:36:19
about my problems and Gary's problems.
02:36:21
I like what Bob said.
02:36:22
I'm following Bob's mantra now.
02:36:25
I forgot what it was now. It was two words.
02:36:27
Take responsibility for your life.
02:36:29
Yeah, I think Bob's mantra was.
02:36:31
Yeah, more like whole heartedly wholehearted and just kind of, Hey,
02:36:36
I hope with such a good person,
02:36:39
we're teasing you about four words thing because that was hilarious.
02:36:42
But the five messages sound, two words that he kind of got offended.
02:36:48
I like to we got a phone.
02:36:48
He's like, Dude, if I made one fucking mistake
02:36:50
because I've been sitting at his house having laughs, getting high, get drunk.
02:36:54
Did it.
02:36:54
And then I'll say something that I have no idea what the fuck I said.
02:36:58
But he is not joking and he's not happy and he comes at you
02:37:02
like, Dude, it was it was a joke.
02:37:04
You were joking. I was joking back.
02:37:05
I don't know what I said to set you off and I'll make sure I won't do it again.
02:37:08
I kind of stopped hanging around because of that, because it got so much.
02:37:12
So I hope that he takes this and all lightheartedness,
02:37:14
but that was fucking hilarious that you said two most important words.
02:37:18
You should follow the wisdom of everything.
02:37:21
Take responsibility for your life.
02:37:25
And I knew the whole the balloon gimmick.
02:37:27
I got the lead balloon gimmick. I got.
02:37:30
I learned that from Bob Volcano.
02:37:31
Yeah. Yeah,
02:37:34
yeah. They smoke.
02:37:34
I think it's the turning up the TV.
02:37:37
Like he'd be like, You want I because I go over there to
02:37:41
gather some things and he he like he had it.
02:37:45
I knew he'd had it and he occasionally busted out
02:37:47
and I'm like, man, I'm like, I kind of want to do that.
02:37:48
And he goes, Yeah.
02:37:49
He's like, We can smoke a joint or we'll do that thing.
02:37:51
I'm like, That then gets me fucking toasted.
02:37:53
And so, yeah, I learned that shit from crinkly too.
02:37:59
You're that crinkly.
02:38:00
Ooh, ooh, Yeah.
02:38:02
So that I do have I do have a little bit of breaking news.
02:38:06
I'm breaking all the rules with the after show,
02:38:10
but we do we want to.
02:38:13
We do.
02:38:14
We want to do our show.
02:38:17
Oh, see, I want to pull one of those up and find anything good.
02:38:21
All right.
02:38:23
You're familiar with the conjoined twins, Abby and Brittany.
02:38:26
Brittany Hensel is separate from the popular.
02:38:29
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, it's not the greatest.
02:38:31
So apparently they have been married.
02:38:35
Both of them, I guess. To each other.
02:38:36
To an Army veteran. No way.
02:38:39
What do you mean? You guess?
02:38:42
You have to have some type of an agreement or a contract with thing
02:38:45
connected to your head or body.
02:38:47
I'm going to marry him. I'm not
02:38:50
going to
02:38:52
marry for one reason.
02:38:53
And that would be the blowjob.
02:38:54
Oh, there's a pretty one.
02:38:57
Yeah.
02:38:57
The one's kind of
02:39:00
like 75% of what the other one.
02:39:02
How rude. Obviously, that's the one that got.
02:39:04
What do they have? Hold on, hold. They kiss together.
02:39:07
No, no, that.
02:39:07
Well, go back to that wedding photo.
02:39:10
Cut her right out.
02:39:12
You can only see here.
02:39:13
Do they have one shot from the other side?
02:39:15
She's like, I want one shot without you, bitch.
02:39:17
Just one shot. Did you ever Once. I want you from the other.
02:39:20
All right.
02:39:20
Can you?
02:39:21
Your kissing the threesome if you choose a threesome kiss?
02:39:25
No, they couldn't do.
02:39:26
Their mouths are nowhere near each other. One.
02:39:28
They share vaginas, though, like they both get off on the same pussy.
02:39:31
So it's like a
02:39:34
you that I'm so intrigued to watch the show.
02:39:37
I mean, you watch the show, right?
02:39:39
No, I've only seen mean.
02:39:41
They look familiar and I've seen them.
02:39:43
I watched the show the one and the one on the house.
02:39:47
The one that is not so well as the the good one.
02:39:52
There's a good one.
02:39:53
Come on, their kids.
02:39:54
Now. Now you're being a dick. They're kids.
02:39:56
They're adults. They're fucking.
02:39:57
But not right now on the screen. You're talking about kids.
02:39:59
Don't be a dick.
02:40:00
You have to wait till they're adults again.
02:40:03
You can't. They both look good here.
02:40:05
They will look well.
02:40:06
Now to future.
02:40:07
Excuse me. Hold on. They don't look good.
02:40:11
Look somewhere.
02:40:12
Now find somewhere right in the middle of their.
02:40:16
See, There's this door there.
02:40:17
See, They're talking about if I would just read their books.
02:40:19
You're the one who chose the right side.
02:40:21
The other controls the left side. How is that? So they got to coordinate.
02:40:23
They just go.
02:40:25
Sadly I think the vagina's probably the same way.
02:40:27
One of them got the pleasure cortex, and one of them probably did.
02:40:31
Is it just split right down the chain?
02:40:33
Right down the middle.
02:40:34
One gets one gets half being the other gets the other half of the being.
02:40:38
Abby, Britney, Collin, we have questions, please.
02:40:41
One of you have one or the other one.
02:40:46
I would dude,
02:40:46
I would be so fucking sick of you.
02:40:51
Yeah, So they were.
02:40:52
They're actually teachers.
02:40:53
Yeah, they became they actually became teachers.
02:40:56
I don't know if they
02:40:58
like if they get twice two salaries or one
02:41:00
do they get two paychecks or one paycheck, everything would go down.
02:41:05
If you want to eat, you want to, you want to work, you got to eat.
02:41:07
And even though they have to, Miles, do they share a stomach right?
02:41:10
So they they each have to eat half.
02:41:12
So they each get paid half.
02:41:14
Oh, is that that's like practicality.
02:41:18
Do they have a split class?
02:41:21
What do you mean?
02:41:23
So they do like ninth, eighth and ninth grade together.
02:41:27
But like one one gets taught half of subjects, delegates taught the other half.
02:41:31
And yeah, I would do it that way.
02:41:33
It's like a combo class, but they kind of teach them a little bit
02:41:35
to different subjects.
02:41:36
It's brilliant because I'd be like, Hey, listen, why are you learning everything?
02:41:40
And I'm learning everything again. I'm always going to be with you,
02:41:43
right?
02:41:45
I'll just ask you,
02:41:46
you put do they even have to ask do they have to have some type of connection?
02:41:49
Right.
02:41:52
I know Gary would believe no
02:41:55
brain it on like this.
02:41:58
Do the creep right?
02:42:00
No, no,
02:42:02
I don't know the guy, but I think it would
02:42:05
some type of integrity unless he is a freak and like, just into it.
02:42:09
Okay, So.
02:42:10
So he could like the attention you you pointed out in the one photo
02:42:14
that it was it was from the one side and it was the good one and him
02:42:18
and he's staring right at the good one like it.
02:42:23
Where is the other one? Just the side.
02:42:24
Kurt is just the like the one you call that the best friend that won't go away.
02:42:30
Yeah. You know, it's definitely not split in half.
02:42:31
Like she has more of the neck.
02:42:33
That's like a head on her shoulder.
02:42:35
You got to hang out with her best friend all the time.
02:42:37
And even though was hanging over her head on my shoulder, I my shoulders
02:42:43
now, her head on her shoulder.
02:42:45
Main thing would be the blow job, right?
02:42:46
Because you just take your dick right in the middle. They both face each other.
02:42:49
They're just I mean, they they've got to be in that, right?
02:42:52
They would be would have to know
02:42:55
they wouldn't be into a threesome kiss.
02:42:57
Like I got to kiss her and then I got to kiss her.
02:42:58
We can all kiss together.
02:42:59
They can't just know.
02:43:03
I think.
02:43:03
I think in between them and they if they throw a pillowcase,
02:43:07
he throws a pillowcase over the one on his way
02:43:10
and I'm like, right in the middle.
02:43:12
I can't do that.
02:43:13
Mm. No, I don't think so.
02:43:15
That become incest. Is that how.
02:43:19
What do you mean, How close to incest is that become.
02:43:23
Well, already inside each other. So
02:43:28
I don't think it matters.
02:43:31
Right. He's not related.
02:43:32
Nerf.
02:43:33
The fuck is that.
02:43:35
Move.
02:43:37
No. We don't want Matthew McConaughey.
02:43:40
No. On a scale from 1 to 10, my friend know.
02:43:43
Fuck yeah.
02:43:46
For him, not on a scale from 1 to 5.
02:43:48
Twice. Bowling.
02:43:49
Josh Bowling.
02:43:51
He's going to walk water, bowling, walk on my math joke.
02:43:53
So I'm going to say it again.
02:43:55
Like he got to I got to start with this.
02:43:57
Even two on a scale from 1 to 10, my friend, y'all fuck.
02:44:02
But he's on a scale from 1 to 5 twice.
02:44:05
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
02:44:09
What is read this, Abbi and Britney.
02:44:11
And so who documented their lives in a TLC reality
02:44:15
haves have transitioned from a duo to a trio.
02:44:19
Yeah, they Matthew,
02:44:21
Abby, the left side, conjoined twins.
02:44:25
So the good one. Definitely.
02:44:27
Well,
02:44:28
see, I thought he was hotter on the one on the left side.
02:44:31
Conjoined twin married Josh Bowling,
02:44:36
a nurse and United States Army veteran
02:44:39
in 2021.
02:44:40
I thought this just happened.
02:44:42
This fucking news article just said today or yesterday,
02:44:46
two days ago, that, like, just the one of them did, though.
02:44:49
Abby The left side. Yeah, that was obvious.
02:44:52
I mean, that's why the picture was turn that way.
02:44:54
And the way he's look, he was clearly looking.
02:44:57
Is the other one going to meet somebody too?
02:45:02
Well, I don't think the other one has a body, so because she never wanted to.
02:45:06
Is she not into this dude,
02:45:11
I if this one wants to have sex
02:45:13
with this guy and this one doesn't, is that still rape?
02:45:17
No. Why not?
02:45:21
It's almost like it's two people. So she wants.
02:45:23
She wants to have sex.
02:45:24
He wants to have sex, but she has to be involved and she's not cool with it.
02:45:28
These two are her Abby, and this one are both raping this one.
02:45:33
I think they call that compatible ism.
02:45:35
They know they are raping her.
02:45:37
Well, but they aren't.
02:45:39
And I know she doesn't want to.
02:45:41
She hasn't agreed to it.
02:45:43
She she's putting up with it because she has to.
02:45:46
She put on the dress.
02:45:49
She had to
02:45:53
put on half the date.
02:45:54
So there's the problem right there.
02:45:55
So if I forgot what it said about who controlled
02:45:59
what again, but that each control half, they each control half.
02:46:03
But I think the one on the left side is a little less in control.
02:46:07
I think this one gets like 58%, This one gets 60, 42%.
02:46:12
Well, you only need 50% plus one cell.
02:46:17
You know,
02:46:17
I mean, in your life you could say
02:46:21
you got majority stake.
02:46:22
I want to see them fight.
02:46:23
Did they fight on the show ever?
02:46:25
Like literally, if not really, not really,
02:46:29
because they're so used to like having to deal with each other.
02:46:31
Yeah, you'd have to make up.
02:46:33
You have to make it pretty quick.
02:46:35
I'm going to go to my room.
02:46:36
So might be the left side.
02:46:38
Conjoined twin, Mary George Bowling.
02:46:40
So what does that leave the other one to do?
02:46:43
Like what if.
02:46:44
What if she wants to go meet someone?
02:46:46
I do this to have to go along with it and then they have to be cool
02:46:50
with the other dude sticking?
02:46:56
Well, I mean,
02:46:58
I think that would be part of the agreement if I was here for something.
02:47:01
All right, I'll put up with this. But
02:47:04
I mean, you've got to have that conversation on the forefront, right?
02:47:06
Because like, you would know that going in, that this is like,
02:47:09
wait, so you're not in to me, but you are but you're okay with it.
02:47:12
But I get the but you get off on it.
02:47:15
But that's not fair because, like, I would just want to bring her,
02:47:17
you know, all I'm thinking is just make myself love you.
02:47:20
Just make my blood.
02:47:20
I get the fuck I'm thinking my thing.
02:47:23
That's a few blocks away.
02:47:24
That's a lot of mouths to feed is all I'm thinking.
02:47:31
I wonder if the vagina is twice as large.
02:47:34
Their hips are. It's one vagina.
02:47:36
It was one vaginal.
02:47:37
It's got a really large being like they don't.
02:47:40
She doesn't look like fat.
02:47:42
They're just big.
02:47:43
Yeah. It's like buying.
02:47:45
It's like torches and the neck is pushed up.
02:47:47
But the arm looks relatively normal.
02:47:50
I mean, a little bit heavy.
02:47:52
They've showed the the pictures and stuff.
02:47:55
And I think like the spinal column starts to I think it's two spines.
02:47:59
It's like once it hits the pelvis area,
02:48:04
it becomes one and then it's like one hit.
02:48:08
But I believe they have two separate stomachs, but one one heart
02:48:12
or some shit like that or two.
02:48:16
Yeah, I don't.
02:48:17
Yeah, this one definitely is more in charge.
02:48:20
Even though they're split half and half.
02:48:22
The good side is the good side.
02:48:24
And I always wondered what if, like, because this one's going to go first.
02:48:28
Does that take them both out?
02:48:29
Oh yeah, probably.
02:48:31
Or Yeah, you'd have to get it removed.
02:48:33
Her removed. I don't know what to say.
02:48:35
Yes, I'm serious because like if you, if you lose a limb or a leg or something,
02:48:39
it's a weird matter.
02:48:40
Yeah, but what do you mean?
02:48:41
Before it takes you out? Is the leg is all.
02:48:43
Can you get to get compressed?
02:48:46
Yes. Yeah.
02:48:47
Nothing cut and cauterized, most likely.
02:48:49
Right.
02:48:50
So they're just going to put a head, an arm and a leg in a casket and barrier
02:48:58
or wait, I don't know,
02:49:00
let it ride.
02:49:02
And so they're still both.
02:49:03
Fifth, the fifth grade teachers in their home state,
02:49:08
having just kept their marriage under wraps in the public eye.
02:49:10
And oh, so they just finally came out about it.
02:49:14
Interesting.
02:49:15
What Were coming out about what?
02:49:17
About their marriage.
02:49:18
They didn't want anybody to know about it because it's obviously fucking weird.
02:49:22
I mean, I mean, I don't it's
02:49:25
it's it's just as weird as anyone else to me.
02:49:28
I mean, I get it.
02:49:28
There's an extra head
02:49:33
and an extra personality and an extra person.
02:49:36
You get an extra head. There's nothing wrong with an extra head.
02:49:38
But if you're not getting extra head, the extra head is weird.
02:49:43
Yeah, that's a lot to pay for.
02:49:44
No reward.
02:49:45
If there's two two miles between at you and only one on your.
02:49:48
The Abby and her sister wore an all white, so.
02:49:51
Yeah, course, of course.
02:49:53
What is your sister going to wear something different
02:49:55
The best if the picture right there.
02:49:56
If the left arm wasn't around them, that would have been her. Just.
02:49:59
Just dangling down at the side.
02:50:01
And it's like a dress that's like half and half.
02:50:03
It's like halfway to half black. We're still not sure how
02:50:08
the sister feels, but we're pretty sure
02:50:15
bowling is seen staring into his blushing bride's eye.
02:50:18
While Brittany supports her sister,
02:50:21
literally supports her with one leg.
02:50:27
He looks like that one guy.
02:50:28
I can't think of the actor that he looks like this is so weird.
02:50:31
They purposely took these shots and a black robe.
02:50:34
You're right.
02:50:34
Yep. Yeah, definitely.
02:50:38
And she's like, Camille, we just get one shot
02:50:41
and one of them is the one just not in anything at all.
02:50:44
Well, they're showing you how much he has to have consummated.
02:50:49
Now just look away and go, I'm not innocent.
02:50:52
So in my world, you have to.
02:50:55
But she has to have the other chick's arms squeak
02:50:58
squeak across so she can put two fingers in her ears.
02:51:01
Well, and if they share a vagina, it's like she's trying to be quiet.
02:51:04
And also next, you know, she's like, Oh,
02:51:07
right.
02:51:08
Could you not read my vagina, you son of a bitch.
02:51:13
Right.
02:51:13
Is that like if they both have to consent, right.
02:51:18
Otherwise. Well, they're both not in the would have ones in the moon.
02:51:20
The other isn't.
02:51:22
Well then maybe they share that.
02:51:24
Maybe they share that type of share. I think you just summed it.
02:51:27
Is that why he's a fool?
02:51:28
Because he made a huge mistake.
02:51:29
The odds are I don't know.
02:51:32
They are.
02:51:33
They are.
02:51:33
They have been together and learning this together.
02:51:36
So maybe they are kind of like, you know, incest, see with each other.
02:51:42
And they didn't want to tell anybody.
02:51:43
He found his identity, his guy who when you're
02:51:46
the one stuck in the being, the other one's getting off on it.
02:51:49
So it's like right.
02:51:51
I would need to know. We need to know,
02:51:54
can we call the Abby and whoever you are,
02:51:57
we get interview call in anyway for a drink and request an interview.
02:52:01
Yeah, do.
02:52:02
I'll call You would not believe the people have called and left messages on
02:52:07
the happy couple ridiculously out of the They were bawling like it's just.
02:52:11
I don't know.
02:52:12
I hate people whose last names are actually things.
02:52:15
His last name is Bowling.
02:52:17
Yeah, Bowling.
02:52:18
Who's Heidi?
02:52:20
Uh, one of the regular sisters.
02:52:24
Regular sisters? Bowling?
02:52:25
No, Heidi Bowling. It's one of his.
02:52:27
Look at these children.
02:52:28
These bitches.
02:52:29
Just got to thinking than the family.
02:52:31
Shit. Shit.
02:52:31
I'm sick of extra.
02:52:33
Like, what is that color of which pork and chickens.
02:52:37
Did you hear that?
02:52:38
Some sort.
02:52:39
Picture of a woman like that.
02:52:40
They had a pointy nose, an appointed chin, and somebody called her a witch
02:52:43
and they called them anti-Semitic because witches apparently are only Jews now.
02:52:48
Really? I never knew which is Jews.
02:52:49
Everybody on the show looked at the picture of like, Dude,
02:52:52
she's definitely witch. Like, I had no idea.
02:52:55
But they all go there, which is.
02:52:56
Yeah, the one on the left kind of looks a little Jewish to
02:53:00
maybe I'm anti-Semitic. No,
02:53:03
I saw Phyllis conjoin.
02:53:05
Apparently so.
02:53:05
These bitches are decent, they're adorable.
02:53:08
And think of the money you save on tricycles, right?
02:53:11
You think it's did that one?
02:53:15
Okay, we have a dick here.
02:53:17
The bicycle seat is sick. Fuck.
02:53:19
I would love. It's a gigantic bean.
02:53:22
I would love to take the moment
02:53:24
just to see them riding down the street for the first time and have no idea.
02:53:27
And like you, you that I kick.
02:53:30
You kick.
02:53:30
Then I kick.
02:53:31
Then you kick. Then I kick.
02:53:34
Yeah.
02:53:34
So they each have a leg.
02:53:36
Do they have to coordinate their walking with two birds?
02:53:38
I did not know this.
02:53:39
The duo originally appeared on The Oprah Winfrey Show in 1996.
02:53:43
I only absorbed them with their television show when they were
02:53:46
probably, I think, early, early twenties.
02:53:49
Definitely says one go.
02:53:53
Interesting.
02:53:53
Where do you see that?
02:53:54
Are you those looking you like?
02:53:56
Oh, they were born as they were born, right?
02:53:58
Their exact condition with two heads on a single body with one genital system,
02:54:02
two, three or four arms, two hearts and two legs.
02:54:06
Oh, so they do two hearts,
02:54:08
but only one genital system
02:54:12
and one gender.
02:54:12
So that is fucking on both.
02:54:15
So that sucks.
02:54:15
Yeah.
02:54:16
So like, she has to get raped every time.
02:54:20
Yeah.
02:54:21
Two, three or four.
02:54:23
So that's maybe that that's a goal for this guy.
02:54:26
He's like, like,
02:54:28
you know, need their hands below the waist,
02:54:30
hit the hammer and you try and ring the bell him, him ringing the is
02:54:34
when he can get both of them to
02:54:41
know they refuse separation surgery
02:54:44
because it was too risky that one child wouldn't survive.
02:54:46
Yeah, one would wonder which one that would be like what would it
02:54:49
what would it have. How would you.
02:54:52
So it's just going to have half a body, just one arm, one leg.
02:54:55
I've never seen a Have you seen it plead with
02:54:59
one arm.
02:55:00
One leg only.
02:55:01
Yeah I'm one and you're being an asshole.
02:55:03
I lost my conjoined. They split me in half.
02:55:06
They gave me his arm. You are such a prick.
02:55:10
They just salvage parts.
02:55:12
But they got lucky to make it.
02:55:13
So let's just slap you.
02:55:15
Yeah.
02:55:15
I asked if we could keep on ice in case they needed another head with one arm.
02:55:19
One leg?
02:55:19
No one.
02:55:20
I've never seen anybody with one arm, one leg syndrome.
02:55:24
Normally it's one leg or two legs or one arm or two arms
02:55:28
or, you know, anybody that I know that actually successfully got separated.
02:55:31
We're just like connected to the side or top of their head
02:55:35
and the weird arm that comes out of the it is basically
02:55:39
they just remove the dead arm that well, they say they say more
02:55:43
if you know how many people you know, if you have a big mole.
02:55:46
No, not that I know personally, but like from
02:55:49
that incredible Ripley's Believe It or Not, a lot of friends,
02:55:52
they think that if you ever
02:55:53
if you have a big mole on your skin, it could have been your conjoined twin
02:55:57
that you absorbed completely before it even became a ooh,
02:56:01
very divided. So
02:56:04
so apparently those sperm were both those eggs were pretty damn strong.
02:56:08
Neither one wanted to give up all the way to that point.
02:56:11
They're like, no, no, no, no, no, no.
02:56:13
Yep, yep. So right, exactly.
02:56:17
When Abby Bernie were born in 1990, their parents, Patty and my counsel
02:56:19
opted out of separation surgery because their doctor said
02:56:22
there was a small chance that girls would survive.
02:56:25
There was small chance the girls would survive the operation.
02:56:28
But then the this is a quote from the father.
02:56:31
How could you pick between the two?
02:56:32
Their father, Mike, said.
02:56:35
So that makes it sound like they had to choose.
02:56:37
But the way that they preface it is, oh, because the doctor said
02:56:42
there was a small chance the girls would the girls survive the operation.
02:56:46
So it sounds like they had to pick between one or the other.
02:56:48
And I'm pretty sure
02:56:49
I'm pretty sure I know which one was their the doctor's favorite.
02:56:55
I couldn't pick between two.
02:56:57
I mean, if you I think you could hear, though,
02:57:00
if you had to choose, they didn't look like that.
02:57:03
They looked the same when they were little.
02:57:04
If you watch show, you see that there was Sure there were signs.
02:57:08
Look, this one's hands all propped up nice and neat.
02:57:11
This one's all kind of off to the side and like, not fully,
02:57:14
like She's kind of like she's all like, Oh, I'm home.
02:57:16
The camera unable. This one's like.
02:57:18
And that's kind of how the show is a little bit too
02:57:21
I was she again.
02:57:23
I mean, she's all she's she can think
02:57:25
and speak but she's still just kind of over here.
02:57:29
And the other one's like, Hey, how's it going?
02:57:31
This one's like Lurch.
02:57:33
But I know which one they're going to choose.
02:57:37
Yeah, I guess it's like a tree trunk.
02:57:38
She said, Fuck you, I'm going straight.
02:57:40
You deal with it. Well, they both look pretty normal there.
02:57:43
I like other one. Doesn't get a nose ring.
02:57:46
What if they both felt it?
02:57:49
Do they get their makeup done together,
02:57:51
or will they battle complications of life as conjoined?
02:57:54
They had it slow them down from achieving benchmark goals such as passing
02:57:58
their driver's license as at 16, graduating from college,
02:58:02
traveling to Europe and becoming educators.
02:58:04
So they were able to do their driver's license test
02:58:07
because this one's on the right side and that's the brake and gas.
02:58:12
Do you think they were
02:58:12
called for using a sign or.
02:58:15
Yeah, they're probably really good drivers because it's two of them.
02:58:18
They can stay alert, one can sleep the other and stay awake.
02:58:21
Can you see in 360 degrees, No But they can do
02:58:25
they both get tired at the same time?
02:58:26
Does one get tired before the other?
02:58:28
Because I mean, they're both of the same body.
02:58:30
So you would think the two heart to hearts.
02:58:34
Yeah.
02:58:34
But are they both so what you're asking what you're you're literally asking
02:58:37
is due to heart speed as one
02:58:41
that makes sense.
02:58:42
So how do.
02:58:43
How is there a system where there's blood
02:58:46
on the new hearts and coming from two hearts?
02:58:49
I mean, what are the legs?
02:58:52
The legs have extra circulation because of,
02:58:55
I think, what, two hearts.
02:58:57
They both are undersized hearts. They clear.
02:59:00
They clearly don't work as much.
02:59:02
Maybe one of the hearts doesn't work at all. I'm fascinated.
02:59:05
I want to know they should make a show about.
02:59:06
Oh, no.
02:59:08
Oh, so they just say possibility of raising children around the.
02:59:11
You don't say having children.
02:59:12
They say raising children.
02:59:14
They know everybody has the possibility of.
02:59:17
They know it's not possible.
02:59:19
Yeah, anyone can I can only find conjoined twins are babies.
02:59:23
I can't find any adults.
02:59:29
Well, wait, let me put that.
02:59:33
How did we get on these twins?
02:59:35
Oh, Christ.
02:59:36
Because it just happened to be a sort of weird thing that popped up
02:59:40
in breaking news.
02:59:42
Also, it was kind of a weird, foolish topic, but the couple does.
02:59:47
The couple doesn't have to rush adding children into their life
02:59:50
because Abby's husband has a child from a prior relationship.
02:59:57
Okay, nothing wrong with that.
02:59:59
The more, the merrier.
03:00:00
No, there's nothing wrong with that.
03:00:01
But it's just so so it's it's nice of them.
03:00:04
Not because they can't really have one of their own,
03:00:08
but it tells me that my man, like, you know,
03:00:11
either he's the problem or the other chick's the problem.
03:00:15
So there's a chance it could be him maybe fucking bad or whatever keeps popping up.
03:00:19
That's why I keep going up and down.
03:00:21
So we were right in the assumption
03:00:23
of them looking at each other only
03:00:27
why didn't he put his leg in this photo?
03:00:29
Why didn't he put his arm in between their heads
03:00:33
and block it?
03:00:35
Even he has a line
03:00:40
to tuck your head way to the side.
03:00:43
Let me get in my alignment between here, though.
03:00:45
I can have a picture of just my wife.
03:00:51
I don't know, Vivian.
03:00:52
I have a feeling that this one
03:00:54
gets all the vagina feeling and this one really doesn't.
03:00:57
And so she really is just kind asexual, doesn't really give a fuck it.
03:01:01
Just like, yeah, whatever.
03:01:03
Yeah, I don't need to get by.
03:01:05
There's a lot of who needs to get married.
03:01:07
Yeah. The other one, she's like I do. I do.
03:01:10
Yeah. Sick y.
03:01:12
I don't know. Does you feel that? No. Okay.
03:01:14
For fuck you.
03:01:15
You mind touching it?
03:01:16
Sure. Okay. Sweet. Yes.
03:01:19
That would be like the best masturbation ever,
03:01:23
But having your sister do it for you.
03:01:26
Well, no. Every once in a while.
03:01:27
Yeah. Yeah, That's fucked up, bro.
03:01:29
You got to use your other hand reservation.
03:01:32
Is your sister doing it for?
03:01:33
She has a hand that's controlled by another brain.
03:01:36
So, like, I know. How does that work?
03:01:39
Where does where does consent one?
03:01:41
Where does consent certain end?
03:01:43
With this couple?
03:01:44
It's easy. It starts with a Y and ends with a yes.
03:01:51
Look at the happy couple.
03:01:52
Look at them.
03:01:54
Stop saying couple.
03:01:55
It's a trio.
03:01:58
You know, you're right.
03:02:02
It's a happy couple with the happy couple and another person in the middle.
03:02:08
Happy couple, a fucking innocent bystander.
03:02:11
I got to admit, all three of those smiles are plastered fake
03:02:17
there are confused.
03:02:17
Yeah, everyone, every everyone invited to this wedding.
03:02:23
Everyone's confused.
03:02:24
Like even the preacher is like, I don't even if this is like,
03:02:28
religious.
03:02:29
Was it after the TV show was over?
03:02:30
Because half the people are probably they're just, you know, clout based?
03:02:34
Oh, for sure.
03:02:35
I'm sure there's a
03:02:37
press corps, but they did.
03:02:39
They kept a secret for since 2018, I believe the article said how many boobs
03:02:45
aa2, apparently somehow.
03:02:47
So my only to even though well, they don't have forearms so
03:02:53
do they have more arms and
03:02:54
they took them off to make it easier.
03:03:00
I would like to have more than two arms
03:03:03
fucking. I would have needed that.
03:03:05
But I'm thinking fucking right.
03:03:09
You should probably clean that up
03:03:11
for the government force
03:03:14
cause let's go.
03:03:19
I don't know where that's from.
03:03:21
I don't know.
03:03:22
But painters or punk band brontosaurus.
03:03:26
Yeah. Why don't I have that?
03:03:29
So this isn't them.
03:03:34
This is not them.
03:03:35
But I.
03:03:35
This is what popped up when I.
03:03:37
When I Googled them.
03:03:39
They didn't say it to them, but
03:03:42
this is like, Oh,
03:03:44
I had a way more alien look in one look at those.
03:03:46
Like intertwine is like a spiral graph on the ribs at the middle of the like a
03:03:55
paragraph on our graph.
03:03:57
Yeah.
03:03:57
The thing with the circle, with the pencil and you like, make the fancy
03:04:02
multi line that I don't know what you're talking about.
03:04:05
Oh, my Lord.
03:04:06
God damn. Another Google search.
03:04:09
No, don't Google search.
03:04:10
Hang on a second
03:04:13
panda stories.
03:04:15
Well, you have a rough.
03:04:16
You literally have one.
03:04:17
You're going to go, don't you?
03:04:19
Son of a bitch,
03:04:23
you fucking homo.
03:04:24
Yeah.
03:04:24
You see, it's pretty clear by this point that my midlife
03:04:29
I'm not sure if you know this,
03:04:30
but I play this little game like, I don't know why we're talking.
03:04:34
What are you talking about, Ed?
03:04:35
We could be made this Biograph,
03:04:38
you fucking fagot.
03:04:41
Hey, I printed and made this so it's even worse.
03:04:44
Oh, you made your own biograph.
03:04:45
Oh, that makes it less like it even more nerdy.
03:04:48
Does it make him guilty? He's going to say.
03:04:50
But it's it's a nerd.
03:04:52
Doesn't mean fagot.
03:04:53
A nerd can be, like, very impressive, but it depends on how nerdy it is.
03:04:56
If it's fagot in Erdem, then then it's fagot.
03:04:59
But it can be cool. Nerd.
03:05:02
I had.
03:05:02
I made this for a relatively younger person and they loved it.
03:05:07
Oh no.
03:05:08
But then when they were done using it, they packed it up and gave it back to me.
03:05:12
Thank you. And I was like, Yeah, I know them. It's yours.
03:05:14
You can keep it.
03:05:16
Come follow me my.
03:05:17
And I've got spiral graphic candy. I've
03:05:21
no, no, I was, I'm related to that person.
03:05:23
I'm not a molester.
03:05:24
Oh, it doesn't matter.
03:05:25
You can be related to them and it still is.
03:05:27
You see, that's weird how it goes to my head.
03:05:30
Know you're right. You're right.
03:05:31
But in my head, you know, because I live in a normal world
03:05:33
where people aren't getting molested in their family.
03:05:35
I said that as like a rite of trust.
03:05:38
And you're right.
03:05:38
Don't trust.
03:05:39
Don't just assume you're right.
03:05:41
DCA don't trust anybody.
03:05:45
Trust anybody.
03:05:46
Well, see, now, that said to a trust, I mean,
03:05:51
yeah, I mean that with everything.
03:05:53
I mean you can trust there's a modicum of faith.
03:05:56
There's levels to the shit that with what's in your pants.
03:06:00
That's your private parts.
03:06:03
See now that that video was edited perfectly, I don't, I mean I don't.
03:06:06
You complaining about air. Oh, that was one of yours.
03:06:09
You go proof of the ancestry here.
03:06:11
Incest proof, right? Boom.
03:06:13
Wow. Dude, that's just a friendly little kiss.
03:06:17
Incest, incest.
03:06:19
We're going to. Wow.
03:06:22
And you knew you knew before you even looked which one was going to be kissing.
03:06:25
Which one?
03:06:27
Right.
03:06:27
It's odd, though, because look how much dexterity early on this one
03:06:30
looks appears to have and then look how much it looks to have now.
03:06:33
So it's a comedy show.
03:06:35
We're absolute dicks. But to be clear, imagine
03:06:38
the fortitude and
03:06:40
character that these two have compared to a normal idiot.
03:06:44
They have twice the character as most normal people just trace the problem.
03:06:49
And I mean, you know, we have twice the character,
03:06:52
twice the heart, twice the lungs.
03:06:56
But, you know, you need one sex organ.
03:06:59
People probably don't bother them either.
03:07:01
They're probably more ignored and not looked at then.
03:07:05
Oh, now, especially after like they had to tell.
03:07:08
But I'm sure there's plenty of people that have not discovered them before.
03:07:11
But they had a television show on TLC, which I'm right sizing.
03:07:15
I'm empathizing more with the children than
03:07:18
I mean, you might as well cash out.
03:07:19
I know if you've got that issue, you might as well take it to the bank,
03:07:25
I guess.
03:07:25
But they learn how to drive so they could made it to any job
03:07:29
the right one, learn how to drive a little bit more than the left.
03:07:33
But would it matter though
03:07:34
like that's again that's another yeah the ones in charge Learn to drive.
03:07:38
I'm good.
03:07:39
Just make sure you take me with you. Huh?
03:07:42
Wonder if those jokes ever get old.
03:07:44
The one of the one on the left is always making kind of jokes.
03:07:47
The one on the right is like, Yeah, we're conjoined twins. I get it.
03:07:49
I see.
03:07:51
One is definitely looking like the passenger more,
03:07:53
right?
03:07:56
Well, I don't think you see the angle
03:07:59
now. They're on a bike one.
03:08:01
Yeah, well, maybe the one tired.
03:08:02
Maybe this one's tired of them
03:08:04
and neither one's looking is looking more like the passenger.
03:08:07
Well, how do you get a shirt like that?
03:08:08
You saw them together.
03:08:09
There's one Mickey Mouse in the front.
03:08:11
Is there Mom? Bootlegging her own T-shirts?
03:08:15
Do we need is there a lawsuit here from Disney?
03:08:18
I think Disney is okay with it
03:08:20
because there was no way that you would buy two Mickey Mouse shirts
03:08:23
and splice them together like that.
03:08:25
You'd have to
03:08:27
take two shirts and then, yeah,
03:08:29
maybe it's an extra wide.
03:08:32
Maybe they hem it down on the side.
03:08:34
They could hem it on the sides.
03:08:37
Okay, extra, extra large up front.
03:08:39
But then like a medium.
03:08:40
And so here's yours anyway.
03:08:42
Here's how I would do it.
03:08:45
Just saw the collar together in the middle.
03:08:48
Yeah.
03:08:50
Done. And I see that too.
03:08:52
They just add an extra strap to a regular bathing suit.
03:08:54
Oh, they did.
03:08:55
I didn't even notice a thing that did.
03:08:58
Why wouldn't just the two arms be enough?
03:09:02
They discovered
03:09:03
something early on that it was just fallen drooping down to either a shoulder.
03:09:06
Baby, I Want a lift strap?
03:09:08
I want to ride Strap.
03:09:11
Maybe. Maybe they got some.
03:09:13
They got freckly.
03:09:14
Oh, no.
03:09:16
I'm going to dress you up. Please don't.
03:09:18
I'm going to dress you up the other way.
03:09:20
Third strap again.
03:09:21
The right arm is always strong. Those are typically.
03:09:23
Those are custom.
03:09:24
There. Mom had custom clothes made
03:09:27
for mom. She had a seven year old.
03:09:29
That's another struggle.
03:09:31
Life's hard as it is now.
03:09:32
You got to make extra fucking clothes.
03:09:34
I bet you they didn't complain either.
03:09:36
They probably just did.
03:09:37
It seems like.
03:09:38
Yeah, it seemed like they were a bit more regular when they before puberty.
03:09:42
But then when puberty hit, they kind of separated a little.
03:09:46
This one became more no pun intended.
03:09:49
This one became more like, Wow, he definitely did not.
03:09:53
But in a separate a little more, I swear there's like another. Mm.
03:09:57
There's another. Mm. Between the two
03:10:00
this one absorbs more of whatever is needed.
03:10:02
This one was over a little bit less
03:10:06
and they lighter.
03:10:07
You're basing that just on sheer perpendicular innocent symmetry though.
03:10:12
You're basing it on another one that is, that is level
03:10:15
two the shoulders, No triple strap and that's good.
03:10:20
You know look at that.
03:10:20
Looks like the left one is driving the right one
03:10:22
staring out the fucking side window. I think she's checking.
03:10:24
Maybe they're getting over and the son can't look to the left.
03:10:28
By the way, can you at least look out the mirror?
03:10:31
I can turn my head to the left a hard
03:10:36
kid there.
03:10:38
I'm not. I'm not making fun in any way.
03:10:40
I'm just pointing. No, but how do you.
03:10:41
I'm just more confused about how you have that conversation with a gentleman.
03:10:46
Oh, you know what?
03:10:47
I. First
03:10:47
I thought they did their hair, but the one on the left has very curly
03:10:50
hair, and the one on the right has very straight hair.
03:10:51
And they're right.
03:10:52
I think they maybe they're trying to like twins
03:10:56
are always trying to define themselves.
03:10:58
Yeah.
03:10:58
Especially when they get older because this one obviously is more prominent.
03:11:01
So this one needs to try to make herself more like.
03:11:03
Yeah, stand out a bit more. Right.
03:11:06
It's like, fuck you, I've got more hair.
03:11:08
Fuck you. I'm part of my hair on the left.
03:11:09
She throws it right in the other one's face.
03:11:12
That could be That is weird too, because they do purposely partner
03:11:15
opposite to each other.
03:11:16
Probably because it's they're trying to be.
03:11:18
Well, that's probably trying to have hair but also not having it in
03:11:20
the other one's work. The likeness. Yeah.
03:11:22
With a buzzcut.
03:11:23
Do you need hair at all?
03:11:24
What is this ponytail together in the back
03:11:28
of the.
03:11:28
Well, yeah, right.
03:11:31
Uh, this makes it together.
03:11:33
Who gives a shit?
03:11:36
Oh, that's a freckly.
03:11:37
They were.
03:11:39
That's a grainy picture.
03:11:43
Fascinating.
03:11:45
Interesting. Because this one is.
03:11:46
It seems like she has much better teeth than this one.
03:11:49
I think it one of the teeth, Jean.
03:11:51
So you asking about the other one being available?
03:11:53
I think you're on the right is more available.
03:11:55
Yeah.
03:11:56
Does your girlfriend know that you're in love with the half
03:11:59
of conjoined twins of a woman?
03:12:02
I only if my man will let us.
03:12:05
Let me.
03:12:06
Like, I'm not going to fuck them together.
03:12:08
Like I'm not.
03:12:09
They got no choice but to say, Yeah,
03:12:12
how rude.
03:12:12
But they also don't want to want to marry the other one.
03:12:15
Do you want to tag something after them? They go tag that
03:12:20
you know.
03:12:21
Oh my God, that's their only do tag.
03:12:22
That was really my thought about that.
03:12:25
You're right.
03:12:25
I was thinking of the the faces being different
03:12:29
and giving the one like the opportunity to have.
03:12:31
But you're right. It's the same vagina.
03:12:34
Yeah, that's the first time I agree with you.
03:12:37
I'm a little slow on the vagina.
03:12:39
No That's what I'm saying.
03:12:40
It's like it's is the one that's to give consent.
03:12:42
Like, what if that rape, if the.
03:12:47
Well, it's a sensitive, complicated topic is what I would say
03:12:51
that's the best part about it.
03:12:53
Very sensitive.
03:12:54
You know what I was saying is look at the Shelia as Instagram board can.
03:12:57
They've done something better.
03:12:58
They're fucking they were on TLC.
03:13:01
All of is just cheers.
03:13:02
What's an Instagram before the thing that all the millennials
03:13:06
Yeah the little grass for some reason it's got to have the fake grass
03:13:09
and usually it's a neon sign or something.
03:13:12
Yeah, we went to a metallica concert, not at the battle council.
03:13:17
There wasn't one of those. There was one.
03:13:19
There was one at the pop up shop outside
03:13:23
and people were waiting like a game.
03:13:24
Oh, I definitely didn't think that they were that gay.
03:13:26
Listen.
03:13:27
So we went in just to buy a $50 T-shirt
03:13:31
because we figured to be easier than wait until we went in.
03:13:33
So and I saw this line.
03:13:35
I seriously, for a split second thought, did we just get lucky enough to walk
03:13:38
into a pop up shop with fucking one of the Metallica guys there
03:13:42
because it was such this line and swooning people.
03:13:45
But no, they were all in line to pay two bucks
03:13:48
to get their picture taken in front of it to pay for it, and they're in line.
03:13:51
Well,
03:13:51
I don't think they had to, but there was a guy there
03:13:53
that was taking the picture, doing all this work and saying, here you go.
03:13:55
And either you scan a QR code and then boom, you got your pictures.
03:14:01
No, they worked it.
03:14:02
It was it was definitely Metallica's, you know, deal.
03:14:05
I mean, it was all handled by them.
03:14:07
It was
03:14:08
I'm not going to knock it because, I mean, at least I went home with a shirt.
03:14:11
I'm going to have something. But, you know, I overpaid.
03:14:13
That's fine.
03:14:14
But that's what the trend is. It's a they have that shit everywhere. I know.
03:14:17
I didn't know what it was.
03:14:18
I don't know.
03:14:18
It's kind of neat to have this little dumb background Instagram point of it
03:14:21
and not have it like you're not supposed to see, like, all like this and this.
03:14:26
And you're not supposed to see this over here.
03:14:28
Yeah, it's supposed to be.
03:14:30
They were thinking more.
03:14:31
They were thinking the word was to say cheese when you take the picture.
03:14:33
But you're saying that they were literally
03:14:36
their board is just total cheese.
03:14:38
I can't. I can't zoom in anymore.
03:14:40
No, it's just meant to only show like, not the whole board.
03:14:43
It's meant to show just like the green,
03:14:45
why they put Kleenex, why they stick a bunch of tissue that's
03:14:49
supposed to be kind of flower.
03:14:51
Oh, they flowers.
03:14:52
There's not enough.
03:14:53
They just look like they look like each of them.
03:14:55
It's very cheap. It's very cheap.
03:14:58
Oh, it's a cheap nacho cheese. I see.
03:15:00
Yeah, cheap
03:15:04
fascinator. I don't know.
03:15:05
My man should probably going to catch a predator.
03:15:09
Allegedly.
03:15:11
Well, he's.
03:15:12
Where did meet the girls and how old is he?
03:15:15
Because they all look plenty old enough now.
03:15:17
Yeah, they look. Yeah.
03:15:18
But I'm just saying he those type of weirdos
03:15:21
do that like those type of weird midgets.
03:15:24
Yeah. They're the full size.
03:15:25
You know,
03:15:26
those guys you're talking about and like, they're just into the threesome.
03:15:30
Maybe, just maybe, that's what it's about.
03:15:33
They're called conjoined twins.
03:15:34
They're not weirdos.
03:15:35
But how do you even get into this?
03:15:37
How do you even like megaparsec this?
03:15:39
How do you where do you even start if you talk to them?
03:15:42
But you're right.
03:15:43
You're right. The first one rejected
03:15:46
and he went on to the next one,
03:15:49
Right. You know, one on the right.
03:15:51
So now the whole life feels like chance. Yeah.
03:15:53
You know, I said no, you piece of shit.
03:15:56
Yeah, but I got you anyways.
03:15:58
You know the best part of you, I think.
03:16:00
I'm sorry. I hate to have made a big reveal.
03:16:02
I think most men think the best part of a woman is their vagina, not their brain.
03:16:06
Like, what is their in bed together? They're sleeping.
03:16:08
They wake up.
03:16:09
And the one on this one, the one that's not married him,
03:16:12
the lesser than one is like reaching over handed job.
03:16:16
And this guy, does this one get mad or is she cool with it?
03:16:20
Is the
03:16:22
I think she's mad.
03:16:25
That's my husband.
03:16:26
But when he sticks his penis in her, they both make it
03:16:30
like this.
03:16:31
He only making out with this one that this one get involved at all period.
03:16:35
She's just to the side with her eyes closed going and then I can use.
03:16:39
Can I use my hand?
03:16:40
Can you use your hand to plug my other here please.
03:16:46
Sure.
03:16:49
What's the way Amazon?
03:16:50
It doesn't matter what happens.
03:16:53
What stays in the conjoined twins.
03:16:56
Now, I'm.
03:16:56
I'm not going to say that.
03:17:00
I think you beat this to to.
03:17:02
I think it.
03:17:03
I think it's dead.
03:17:04
Well, I've got No no.
03:17:05
So yeah
03:17:08
I had stuff it all just spinning when you got those for Gary.
03:17:12
Oh of course.
03:17:13
Well I might have some of this, but we can go back to the spider.
03:17:18
We could make spiral graph
03:17:21
Incredible. What's the spiral graph?
03:17:23
It's this thing. Whatever. This is the.
03:17:26
The thing, the device
03:17:29
is not even
03:17:32
is he. Put it on and take him out.
03:17:33
We're not seeing it because he's not even doing it
03:17:36
easier. He's like,
03:17:38
oh, I didn't realize, you know,
03:17:41
you really use spiral gravity looking to use it, you asshole.
03:17:45
I like that.
03:17:45
That's the coolest part about it. To see it.
03:17:47
Yeah, I do it
03:17:50
working.
03:17:51
Go do it, do it, spin it. Fuck.
03:17:53
You going faster? Yeah.
03:17:55
What do you draw on a regular circles for?
03:17:56
What is this?
03:17:57
No, no, no. That's not a spiral.
03:18:00
Fucking asshole.
03:18:02
We made art I make.
03:18:03
If I make that motherfucking spark, where's my bookmarks?
03:18:07
Here. There.
03:18:09
Here we go.
03:18:10
Subparagraph, design basics.
03:18:11
Let's just get this motherfucker going.
03:18:13
Hell, yeah.
03:18:15
Oh, now I set it up, and he's already got his video set up.
03:18:20
This is so hot.
03:18:21
Fuck, yeah. Look at that spark.
03:18:24
And that fucking spark spiral.
03:18:27
Oh, he's using different colors here.
03:18:29
It's all like colors, all rainbow.
03:18:31
Because he's got to have all the color because.
03:18:34
They're rainbow apparel.
03:18:36
Look at it.
03:18:37
Oh, look at it.
03:18:38
Spiral like a spiral or spiral spiral spiral spiral
03:18:44
spiral.
03:18:44
I always said spiral, but I think it spiral.
03:18:47
Yeah, it spiral without the l but it's essentially spiral.
03:18:51
But spiral because I want to be getting
03:18:54
I went through this huge measurements of these things, things that we think are
03:18:57
name of something that we actually call it by the brand name like Dumpster.
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Dumpster is not a word, it's a brand name.
03:19:03
Yeah,
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my grandma would always call a Frigidaire a Frigidaire because I was the first
03:19:09
one of the first brand, the refrigerators, and it just
03:19:11
stuck.
03:19:16
There's a mute button.
03:19:18
What else is like?
03:19:19
I had
03:19:22
I had what did I have?
03:19:27
The one thing
03:19:28
for Mount Rushmore was they are not ranked one through four.
03:19:32
It is just, Oh, they're not for
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my reference for eight.
03:19:37
No, for April Fools, I had the nine most outrageous
03:19:41
pranks in all of history,
03:19:44
which is similar to our Mount Rushmore, but there's nine instead of four.
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So I was just going to pick the top four.
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Oh, Gary,
03:19:53
Gary sucks, but it's really
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I didn't look at any of them.
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Oh, I remember the Greek.
03:20:00
I remember the great spaghetti harvest.
03:20:02
I mean, I don't remember it because I wasn't around.
03:20:03
But did you ever hear of the great spaghetti?
03:20:06
You know what? It sounds delicious.
03:20:08
They did a news story like a newsreel where they convinced
03:20:12
a lot of people that spaghetti grew on trees.
03:20:17
Like, kind of like the leprechaun story.
03:20:21
Yeah, well,
03:20:23
I think the.
03:20:24
Do you think the people that did that, is that just a fake set up?
03:20:27
I thought they really thought they saw something.
03:20:29
I think they thought they saw something, too.
03:20:31
And these are the idiots in the neighborhood just kind of came in for
03:20:34
this was like produced to be a joke from the beginning.
03:20:37
Oh, okay.
03:20:38
Like Orson Welles. You know him?
03:20:40
He did the alien invasion.
03:20:41
People thought that was real.
03:20:44
Well, it wasn't really supposed to be a joke.
03:20:46
It was just supposed to be, like a drama piece, right?
03:20:51
I don't know.
03:20:52
But I know you had to apologize, and, well, that was pretty lackluster.
03:20:56
That was the only one I remember or noticed was the
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spaghetti.
03:21:04
And they're not numbered.
03:21:05
So the spaghetti, they're not number.
03:21:07
Just like a true prankster in a bottle
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1749.
03:21:12
Yeah. See, this is a little bit old.
03:21:15
That's why I wanted Gary, because it's, you know, almost back to the Greeks,
03:21:21
Almost back to the Greeks.
03:21:24
Yeah.
03:21:31
Okay.
03:21:38
Okay, okay.
03:21:40
Yeah, that's.
03:21:41
That didn't work.
03:21:44
What didn't work?
03:21:45
What didn't work?
03:21:46
My top four pranks.
03:21:48
I didn't want to read it.
03:21:49
I thought it was when I looked at the first one like this.
03:21:52
Is this now?
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That's just the one.
03:21:56
I thought they were going to have videos, but there's only one video.
03:22:00
Yeah, and there was only one video.
03:22:02
Oh, despite
03:22:10
whatever happened to
03:22:13
your jaw videos, are you still fixing them?
03:22:17
We used to play one every once in a while during the years, you know, the.
03:22:24
I forgot the three names. Yes.
03:22:25
What do you have?
03:22:26
Three different ones. Next.
03:22:28
Have you forget the three names and I forget a lot.
03:22:31
I forget everything.
03:22:32
It's great because.
03:22:33
Every day I wake up, it's like a whole new world.
03:22:36
No, I haven't
03:22:38
had time to adjust those because, I mean, time is ability
03:22:42
fiddling with other shit, and we're doing other shit.
03:22:45
Yeah. Yes and no.
03:22:48
Yes. And I go through my phases.
03:22:50
I go through my phases.
03:22:52
Gay phase.
03:22:55
No, no, that one's pretty narrow.
03:22:57
Yeah. No, it's pretty stagnant.
03:23:00
That phase.
03:23:02
Foolish. Yeah.
03:23:04
Foolish, foolish, foolish, foolish, foolish,
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foolish.
03:23:10
It's the same.
03:23:12
Foolish.
03:23:13
0000000000.
03:23:20
But he's saying he's so they say racist leak.
03:23:23
I don't know anything about the song. I've never heard it before.
03:23:25
But if it's foolish pride.
03:23:28
Isn't he
03:23:28
trying to say that white pride is foolish
03:23:32
and nothing but a ploy
03:23:35
to win by getting the bass line?
03:23:38
Yes. Okay.
03:23:39
Just waste time looking like point blank pages.
03:23:43
That's what I'm gonna tell you.
03:23:44
You better get on that and just make it your ashtray, I think again.
03:23:50
And that's pretty sad.
03:23:51
I mean, that's pretty sad when you're dating the black guy
03:23:54
and then you turn around and fuck another big black guy.
03:23:57
And that's pretty rough, but you just can't do that.
03:24:00
But that's okay, because you need that God damn speaking from me.
03:24:04
The fuck You ever have to
03:24:07
swallow one flesh
03:24:09
freestyle just like this?
03:24:11
I say swallow one flesh in our piss the White House.
03:24:14
In this case, that's okay. Because he leaves.
03:24:17
He doesn't show up for two more days.
03:24:19
So for got who got pissed.
03:24:23
But that's okay.
03:24:23
You know who got pissed? Howard?
03:24:28
Oh, no.
03:24:29
Because we black and white blacks and whites sometimes
03:24:33
make the black girls only want to party because the dumb chicks thing.
03:24:38
So I must say, like this, being a black girl, take anything you want.
03:24:43
But if you don't, I tell you like this.
03:24:46
Ashley, you'll never take a black girl because blacks only want your money.
03:24:51
I'm fighting to save my country.
03:24:54
Why do you do this?
03:24:56
You know, you step up to me like you were Brutus,
03:24:59
and you try to grab my spit because it's green.
03:25:02
And this it
03:25:05
right
03:25:09
pretty foolish.
03:25:12
You can say anything you want.
03:25:14
There might repercussions.
03:25:16
You say repercussions or repercussions.
03:25:19
I mean, I'm sure there is and has been,
03:25:22
but not enough to make a
03:25:25
not to do anything.
03:25:27
But it sounds like he was saying that shit is foolish.
03:25:31
You know, I don't know what the it's
03:25:33
since sounds like a whole abstract bunch of bullshit.
03:25:36
I mean
03:25:39
yeah.
03:25:40
To not to reference the previous show too much, but by choice
03:25:45
we do have choices.
03:25:52
Yeah.
03:26:00
All right, buddy.
03:26:04
Dance to Brady and Josh already.
03:26:07
And Gary has ever been so beloved because he's so close Brady.
03:26:13
And for sure, doing it our way.
03:26:17
We're gonna make it make our dreams come true Brady and John
03:26:21
show it's Brady and draw extension now
03:26:25
Brady draw
03:27:35
You were right I was wrong I apologize.