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The time is now.
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1003.
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Do you know where your local celestial bodies are aligned?
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Hi, I'm Gary.
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Welcome to Fladge Rants Live day.
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We witness the the alignment
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since the G.
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It's when three celestial bodies line up in a straight line.
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And I saw it today.
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I wore the the sunglasses
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that are currently around Picard's neck because I don't know.
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We don't have the budget to tape them up, but we might soon
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a podcast that averages 300 views per week.
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We got 200,000 views last week.
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That's reason to celebrate.
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I'll drink to that.
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Yes, I do.
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I don't know what happened.
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We didn't do anything different, really, But I appreciate it.
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I appreciate being appreciated.
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We always say we don't do this for views and that kind of change.
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We got 100,000 views. I don't know. I don't know.
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I don't know about my my buddy's here, but I only speak for myself.
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But it felt really, really good.
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Galileo Galilei
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was persecuted, then convicted of heresy
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and sentenced to life in prison
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for being right.
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They were at the time the Roman Catholic Church
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had a death grip on Italy and the
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Ptolemy said
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the earth was the center of the solar system.
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Aristotle said the earth was stationary
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and that was considered dogma at the time,
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fixed science,
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and it could not be overturned by evidence.
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Apparently
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that is a pitfall with all dogma.
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Galileo was
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one of the greatest Italian inventors
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and philosophers, professor
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and considered the father of science.
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No, Ptolemy has come up in this podcast before
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because he was somehow
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associated with the period piece map.
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So he was a
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smart dude as well, a great cartographer.
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That new stuff way ahead of his time.
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But that Aristotle was great.
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We talk about the Greeks all the time,
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but it was just too soon.
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He didn't have all the information that we have now,
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and as you gain more information, you should be able to adjust your view.
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That's what's dangerous about dogma.
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The alignment
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of the celestial bodies today should remind us of that.
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And that's that's what I'm using as the 100,000 views.
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I don't know what that is trying to tell us, but this week I was actually studying
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the of the mind body problem
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and I was trying to get
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a list of what's going on with mind.
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Is it an emergent property of the brain?
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And I know it has nothing to do with eclipses.
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And usually I try to tie it in some backwards way.
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Nope, just throwing it out there.
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Emotional processing, intellect,
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language of imagine or how your thoughts would be processed
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if you didn't have the English language or wherever.
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Whatever your original language is,
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it would be very different.
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Some experiments have led us to believe that
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creatures with,
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you know, reasonably high intellect,
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but no language, no, no complicated speech
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can answer, like put things in order
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and they test faster than humans do because everything we think about
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is filtered through our our language processing.
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I found that interesting that that some of our
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great ape cousins
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can respond faster on a computer test zero.
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Put these colors in order in the order in which you see them or,
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you know, one, two, three, four, five, six.
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And they can do it faster than we can
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because they don't have that language filter system.
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Now, I think consciousness is
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a a gradient.
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I think it's a spectrum of
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from a low level of consciousness
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all the way up to human and beyond.
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We are familiar with our own because that's all we experience on a daily basis.
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But we can witness consciousness at other levels.
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My my dog's reasonably intelligent.
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There are arguments that can be made that
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dolphins and whales are just as smart as humans.
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Pigs and
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dogs are pretty smart.
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We've done tests on rats
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and mice and crows that can use tools and learn things.
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We've seen basic primates learn how to fish
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from watching humans or other primate.
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It's fishing.
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That's pretty impressive stuff.
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And we are getting smarter with every generation
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because we're standing on the shoulders of giants.
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This is I think human beings have stopped evolving,
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but as a society we've got another level of evolution
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that isn't natural selection, but it's like cultural evolution.
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And that's
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that's what we're dealing with now.
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And as the time goes by,
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it's actually increasing
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at a scary rate.
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So, I mean, we're dangerous now,
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but if a meteorite
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was flying towards Earth and we could detect it,
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well, we'd have a better
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of a fighting chance as as we get smarter.
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And that and I hate to say weapons development, because that's that's
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where our our money's going in this craziness, arms races.
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But natural selection has always been an arms race.
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That's why the peregrine falcon is so fast and the predators blend into their
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environment so well.
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Their ancestors didn't blend into the environment so well.
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But as the peregrine falcon got better eyesight and faster flight,
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the predators that the prey that survived
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had to develop
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better and better skills at avoiding the fast and
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well gifted hunters out there.
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And so that is a natural arms race.
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Whereas now we're we're in this crazy
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ass war.
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Well,
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or this the war is not the topic.
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I guess we'll
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we'll just stick with celestial bodies, but we're going to have to deal with
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the cataclysm.
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And the only way to avoid
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dying is dying off
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as a species is to curtail
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the catastrophe or get the hell off the planet.
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This is the best place that I know of.
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To live.
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So we need to do a good job of protecting it
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from giant celestial bodies crashing into us.
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Boys, should we celebrate
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100,000 views?
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What do you think about that?
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Because it is it is crazy, as it sounds to me.
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I used to get a majority of the views.
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I would just sit there and watch it 20 times
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and then we'd get, you know, 40 views and I'm half of them.
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I still think that's what happened.
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You just watched it 20 100,000 times.
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Yeah. Okay.
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How long do I have to click on it
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before I click back and click back out to an account of the view.
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I don't even know how many of those are 100,000.
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Just like a second at a time, because that's still a long time
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sitting there clicking,
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I hear somebody clicking.
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I tried to get Bob to come back on because that was the only difference.
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Bob and brother called in and we've never had to call in before.
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And then all of a sudden we blew up.
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I, I'm going
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to disagree, even though there's no proof of it.
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Well, how nice
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that was and agree with you on that issue.
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Wow. Bob,
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he's something really nice guy,
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you know, And I'm not I'm not doubting that
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what I said was up to flag.
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What's up, buddy?
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That's good.
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So what do you have to say about the third guy?
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Brady, nice to meet you.
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Sounds like Bob is a paranoid schizo about life.
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Some some homosexuals like hitting on him or like, waving that low.
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So that's all I'd like to say.
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Oh, these are great.
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Okay, so we still have the clips that got us a hundred thousand views.
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Yeah, they're still here.
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Well, great.
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Let's just hear the clips. Let's just play last week
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clips that got us all the views.
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I would have to say, even though there's no proof of it.
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Even though there's no proof of it.
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Well, you know, there's no proof of it.
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You you
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you believe you believe.
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You have to believe.
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I don't know.
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It seems like faith is a dishonest position,
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you know, a bad way.
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If it wasn't for believing in
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what God had a, you wouldn't have anything in life, then
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In what sense would you not have anything in life?
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I don't think it actually would make a difference.
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Like so if I found out like you've got
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I actually came down and thought it spoke to me,
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that would that would change my,
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my belief, but it wouldn't change my life.
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That's why
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Gary, the mindless trendy bass line,
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oh gosh, these jobs are great.
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And my favorite is the heart, the soul man, you know,
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because otherwise you're not going to make it in this world, man.
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I think I already made it in this world.
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I mean, look at this place.
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I would have to agree, even though there's no proof of it.
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Oh, yeah, You make a good point, Bob.
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Holy crap.
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We you just play that all day.
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We have Bob respond every single time.
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I really believe in the Bible.
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He believes in the Bible.
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He's got a Christian symbol on his arm.
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I found out I was reading up about Moses.
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It is believed that he had a speech impediment.
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That's got to hurt the ability to to lead people,
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speech impediment,
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and especially in that day, those people were outcasts.
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Trust me, You don't care.
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Can we play here?
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No, we can't.
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No, we don't own the rights to that.
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No. Hey, can I have music playing in the background for our May 4th interview?
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Gary, Gary, Gary.
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I'll be right back.
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I have to go find a new chapter.
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Jerry,
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Gary,
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Gary G.
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Or why? Gary?
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Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Jerry, Gary,
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Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary,
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Jeffrey, Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, Gary,
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Gary, J.R..
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Why get Gary, Gary, Gary, Derek.
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Gary.
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Gordy.
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Gary,
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What are you doing?
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Gary?
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Gary, start loving Gary.
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Blowing everything we drank for.
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Jack. God, Gary.
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Down, down, down, down, down.
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Gary I was like, Hey,
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no, not good enough, Gary, Not good enough.
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Okay,
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So by siding with Copernicus, Galileo
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signed his prison warrant.
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Fighting.
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Fighting dogma.
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Okay, here's where he was in the minority.
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We are breaking news.
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This just in? Yeah.
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Something about Galileo.
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Oh, Galileo.
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Sentenced to life in prison, even though.
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And now here we are on this.
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He was against the vast majority, but right.
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So it is quite possible about the
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the earth not being stationary, the heliocentric
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theory of the solar system
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at the time where you still think that's a theory?
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It's it's, it's a scientific theory.
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Okay.
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Scientific theory doesn't mean what you think it is.
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Brady brought up earlier about not being able to see the moon.
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I didn't pay attention cause I was driving, but
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New Moon, you can't see it.
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How does that how does it play into the flat earth theory?
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I'm sure there's plenty of conspiracy out there that.
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Oh, I would love to hear flat earthers take out
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what just happened, because there's there's part
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that's.
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You don't want to go back.
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I don't need to hear a flat Earthers interpretation
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of what that that was in the sky today,
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because we know we know very well
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the new moon passed in front of the sun.
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And we also know that you can't see a new moon
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because there we're looking at the dark side.
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And even though it was a surface,
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it may have been retarded, but it was a serious question.
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Okay.
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Well, it's hundreds of thousands of miles in front of the sun,
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but the sun is so bright
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and shining on the other side of the moon, we're looking at the dark side.
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So the moment
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I mean, literally the second you said
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that, it was incredibly obvious to me,
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right?
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Because the sun being on the other side, other side of this,
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but looking at it and when I texted you didn't didn't occur to me.
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I was wondering why when it went off,
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when it went out of the brightness of the sun, why I couldn't see the moon.
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Yeah.
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When I noticed your text message, I just sent you two words.
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New moon silver. Yes. I thought.
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I thought that was the name of your electric fence company.
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Oh, yeah.
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I knew you were a big.
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I thought you were a big Twilight fan.
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Here's it's a lot more
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evidence in a lunar eclipse than it is a solar eclipse.
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But here's the flat earth.
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Or a lunar eclipse.
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Oh, yes.
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Yeah, yeah. That's what it would look like.
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It's so it's on
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the is there any is there any scientific theory on.
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Because they both line up.
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Are we I mean sure it would happen but anything that matters like we're extra
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pulled on in that direction, our planet or our tides a little bit
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because I find that weird that we're suspended with gravity,
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the sun and the earth and the moon.
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Yet somehow we still have an iron core that is able to override that
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and we have a compass that works to our planet.
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Yet the sun is so strong it holds our earth in orbit.
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Why aren't we centrally located with a compass towards the sun?
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Like what?
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What's all that about?
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Anybody know where it is?
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Just there it is. But
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the compass.
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I'm sure there's a map.
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I'm sure. To the nearest magnet.
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Yeah.
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Oh, no, no.
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We're going to the nearest magnet.
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The earth's the most strongly.
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And if the sun plays on the earth at the distance that it is
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and the earth is so large,
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why are we on the earth? And it's playing on our core
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when it should be pointing towards the sun.
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Magnets don't don't suck each other end till you get them close enough.
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We're not close enough to the sun.
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You got my attention with you talking about sucking them.
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Yeah, well, they two magnets and keep them apart
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until they pull together.
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There is.
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There is a distance at which they get close
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enough to attract and then actually move on their own.
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So this is also a detour to far away.
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Yes, I am sure the magnet pulled together from falling apart.
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Unless they're that powerful.
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The sun is that far away.
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And we are, by the way, right on the earth
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or almost in contact with the earth.
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Thanks. You got shoes?
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I right, Exactly. I've got shoes on.
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But I've got Earth under my shoes.
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Well, some people have reached their leg up where they don't have dirt floors by.
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Right? Yeah, I know. See, I've made it.
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I've finally made it 100,000 views and dirt floors.
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Maybe you can afford to buy
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a shirt with a shirt with a collar.
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I'm. I'm really.
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I've really made it today. I dropped that.
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I've got a bachelor pad this week, dropped off my wife at the airport
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and picked up her best friend on the way.
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We. Well, this story's getting good.
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Hold out.
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Yeah. Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yeah. It's spring. Does your does your.
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You know, you're on you know you're on public.
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I mean, does your wife know you picked up her best friend?
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No, she doesn't listen.
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She doesn't listen to the show we've established
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near the water.
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Oh, you know what?
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This friend was a female. Hold on.
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They started watching last week.
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That might be the difference.
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Roll the clip, Brady.
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I got a clip.
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It's about magnets. Now we're going back to Magnet series.
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I've seen miracles. I'm going to stop.
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And I don't ever realize that until there's no sign of hair in dirt.
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Fucking magnets. How do they work?
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And yeah, I don't think we played the sad YouTube insane clown Posse.
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It's from YouTube actually.
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But yeah, that's usually what stops it somewhere, right?
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Well, you should do that.
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You should do the YouTube,
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do it, hold up. Right.
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You just solve the whole thing.
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If it's already on YouTube, we could play it.
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It's already on YouTube. So what's the problem?
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That's usually how I roll.
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Yeah, If anything, it's just going to get they're going to take a little
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of any of that anyway.
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This is more Get this flagged. Yeah.
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You guys, we got five
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Four Corners fight for a car radio while you guys were handing a box.
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Oh, you got a fortune.
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I want to do an unboxing today, but it'd be pretty boring.
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I've got two boxes of Girl Scout cookies.
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One says Margaret,
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and the other says draw. And.
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And then I can just pull out boxes one by one.
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But it would be so disappointing after like two or three,
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because then you'll realize they're all red.
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Is it disappointing?
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Like the eclipse, which the eclipse is very much like this.
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It was anticlimactic.
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Dude, I, I disagree, man. I came.
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It was so at first I was pretty.
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It was like, okay, okay. Waiting, waiting.
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And then I was sharing glasses, so I probably pinkeye, but I was
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reductionist glasses with everybody is and they'll say there's no proof.
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And this is a William Shatner designer.
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I came to the viewing party.
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I came to the conclusion that the rest of
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the world
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needs some type of a rippling event to get back in sync.
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Every once in a while I do it in the shower, breathing.
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I do this yoga breathing exercises.
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It gets my body back in sync.
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Dude, it's not weird.
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So I just wonder.
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I started to appreciate, even though it was mundane,
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the fact we all decided to look at it.
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It was a rethinking resetting event that the world needs to become more.
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It was think
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you know everyone agreed it was mediocre, mundane, none.
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Yeah. Non climactic unclaimed.
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But what about like, like native tribal people?
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They probably thought the world was coming to an end without knowing why
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they got blinded by the fancy crisis paper glasses.
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That's why I thought this was the great event.
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We talked about the cardboard glasses.
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Oh, wrong. So it's.
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Oh, yeah, I forgot I was going to show up with my glasses on and I left them the.
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We talked about that.
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Imagine the caveman times when it was just due
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to do everyday life and all of a sudden they'd be as bad as the turkeys You see.
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There was no birds.
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The birds thought it was 5 a.m.
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like it was another morning out of the blue.
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They were all beside themselves.
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They don't know what's going on here.
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I'm sure I had extra bugs on my windshield.
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It was like they only had bugs.
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DeLay was super eerie.
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My dogs were playing like it was normal.
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No, no, we didn't.
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Animals aren't. It was no different than a cloud cover.
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It wasn't any darker than a storm, except there was no storm
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because there's things
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that get triggered with the circadian rhythms in all animals, all mammals.
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At least I know I don't know if insects do anything that revolves around the sun.
00:23:56
I bet should plants even do photosynthesis?
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They all triggered flowers closed up.
00:24:00
It was way more than just cloud cover.
00:24:02
They knew the difference because the sun goes right through the cloud cover.
00:24:05
The sun does not go right through the moon and it goes around it a little bit.
00:24:08
But it was definitely it was definitely nightfall for for 13 minutes.
00:24:13
I love how you mentioned that circadian rhythm ties, ties, all life together.
00:24:17
That kind of ties, ties with my my levels of intellect thing
00:24:24
now. So do you need some
00:24:26
you need some shoelaces so you can do it?
00:24:30
Yeah.
00:24:31
You mean how many levels are there? Two.
00:24:34
One and two.
00:24:35
You know, it's it's a it's a continuum.
00:24:38
So much of large spectrum intel. One from the other.
00:24:40
Right? Exactly. Yes.
00:24:42
Yeah.
00:24:42
There are no distinctions between levels, but there's there's some humans
00:24:46
that are straight retarded and some dolphins are geniuses.
00:24:50
So like, it's it's like the shuffling of the deck.
00:24:55
Who's the dolphin on the show?
00:24:56
Yeah, I was trying to make a dolphin noise,
00:24:58
but I know I already deleted the dolphin noise because you already
00:25:01
told me that it was true.
00:25:02
It was the DJ, everyone. Yeah, it was the exact same one.
00:25:04
We're like the least retarded dolphin of fladged cast.
00:25:09
So I feel like there's.
00:25:10
I feel like there's two perfectly fine dolphins and one retarded dolphin.
00:25:13
And I'm not.
00:25:14
I'm not saying that.
00:25:15
So I'll be really honest with myself.
00:25:17
I'm the answer to that is I don't know.
00:25:20
It depends on what I'm talking about.
00:25:23
Right.
00:25:23
I've always prided myself on
00:25:25
being the smartest guy in the room, and lately I just haven't felt that way.
00:25:29
Ever felt that way.
00:25:30
I still don't remember what the thing I remembered was did.
00:25:35
That means that you didn't remember.
00:25:37
No way did I want to.
00:25:39
That's a new word I started hearing lately.
00:25:41
Misremember?
00:25:42
You mean misremember?
00:25:43
You mean you forgot?
00:25:46
Doesn't know.
00:25:48
I understand.
00:25:49
The difference is your brain is thinking something else to replace it.
00:25:51
But it still means you forgot.
00:25:53
The one doesn't change the fact that you forgot. It's just you.
00:25:55
Oh, well, I didn't forget. I'm misremembering.
00:25:57
So you remember bullshit up.
00:25:59
It's the same thing.
00:26:03
It is very much.
00:26:03
They call them dumps.
00:26:05
Big massive dumps.
00:26:09
Yeah.
00:26:15
I thought it was that Trump
00:26:18
would
00:26:20
pass for the.
00:26:23
So that's from a tweet.
00:26:26
That's from a kid's show, by the way. Yeah.
00:26:28
So this Ray
00:26:32
was Peter Saurus.
00:26:34
I thought you call him by now.
00:26:36
So. All right, I got something for Panthers.
00:26:38
So like, all right, it's a half way to get something done
00:26:41
if you, if it holds near and dear to you that you
00:26:46
like to be able to.
00:26:47
That's not really Trump.
00:26:48
But yeah, I mean. Biden I've never heard him say.
00:26:51
So we're not, you know, the room and clip.
00:26:54
Brady I can't
00:26:57
you can go clips.
00:26:59
We're on YouTube.
00:26:59
There are no clips by now.
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00:29:03
groan
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when I hit the title carries my shadow big.
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All right Got
00:29:11
cut Gary hit him with the
00:29:15
Hello My God,
00:29:19
that's awesome.
00:29:21
So when I was looking up sound things for Gary, I saw that.
00:29:25
Meow. What is that from?
00:29:26
Is that some.
00:29:27
What I was saying that.
00:29:29
Yeah.
00:29:32
Thank God all
00:29:34
my kids are here with the original.
00:29:35
They're too. Yeah, they're too new. Not old enough. They.
00:29:38
There was way before them and it was way after me.
00:29:41
So I've never seen a SpongeBob.
00:29:42
I know nothing about it.
00:29:43
Is that is Gary the Starfish Bill.
00:29:47
The snail? No, Gary. The snail. Yeah, the meow, meow, meow.
00:29:50
It's a cat, but it's a snail.
00:29:52
That little chicken.
00:29:54
So that.
00:29:55
I know that was good.
00:29:56
But which one of those guys is it?
00:29:59
Spending clothes.
00:30:00
Not any of them. It's just.
00:30:02
But the snail that barely does anything.
00:30:04
It's a snail. It's not.
00:30:06
It doesn't do much.
00:30:06
It just kind of rolls,
00:30:08
scoots around and until for the record, a sponge and a starfish do a lot.
00:30:12
Have you ever seen those in there?
00:30:15
Yeah. They don't do much more than a snail.
00:30:17
Yeah, I got a batch.
00:30:18
I got Zack at Gel.
00:30:20
I got a lifeguard.
00:30:23
That's a kindergarten fact.
00:30:24
That's a SpongeBob.
00:30:25
Kenneth Cartman's cat on South Park was played by it was voiced by Jay Leno.
00:30:31
Really?
00:30:33
Once or forever.
00:30:34
Did he just say meow once into the microphone?
00:30:36
And that's it?
00:30:37
I think that's all you all you have to do.
00:30:39
The guy who said, Baby for Roadrunner, there was a janitor at the facility
00:30:44
and he just said, beep, beep one time and they just play it.
00:30:48
You not believe what you see on TV? Nothing.
00:30:51
Nothing.
00:30:53
I thought you said beep once and they and they doubled it up.
00:30:56
You know, the and I think you did the double, you know, the bionic woman,
00:31:01
not the bye bye.
00:31:02
And so the first million dollar pilot, the pilot, she would
00:31:08
Jamie Summers, I think that was her name would pull her hair back to here.
00:31:12
And the actress said, that's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.
00:31:15
If I have bionic hearing, why would a few strands of hair stop me from hearing?
00:31:20
So the entire show that she refused to do it again.
00:31:22
So they showed the same, you know, the same clip of her pulling
00:31:26
her hair back.
00:31:27
Oh, yeah.
00:31:28
The bionic is not for the audience.
00:31:31
Everyone knows that's for the audience. Yeah.
00:31:33
So the audience can look at her ear, her biology idea,
00:31:39
and appreciate that it's bionic.
00:31:41
See, now,
00:31:43
I don't mean to be predictable, but I have a feeling
00:31:47
why I pushed for the scissor name instead of Eclipse.
00:31:52
Well, that wasn't it.
00:31:53
It wasn't scissored.
00:31:54
That was it. I knew you would. You kidding me?
00:31:56
I knew you would come to play.
00:31:57
Wait it.
00:31:59
Are you sure it's not scissor, but maybe it's scissor.
00:32:01
No, it is.
00:32:01
There is two heavenly bodies aligned, so I guess that qualifies on their face.
00:32:06
Yeah. Does there have to be three?
00:32:09
Does there have to be an observable or just the two way player, which I just.
00:32:13
It is just two or more to do it at least two.
00:32:17
So yeah, those two, those two vaginas would count.
00:32:20
I don't consider them celestial bodies.
00:32:23
If there's two, they're always in a line
00:32:26
all on.
00:32:28
You said going back to scissor.
00:32:29
No, not hold on.
00:32:30
He just said, What? The second,
00:32:32
besides the sun being on the other side is why we can't see the moon.
00:32:35
That's the second smartest thing he said today.
00:32:38
You want to say that again?
00:32:40
It's always.
00:32:41
It's just too.
00:32:43
They're always in a straight line. Yep.
00:32:45
And you can
00:32:46
replace you can replace heavenly bodies, which is points in physics, anything.
00:32:50
Yeah. Instead it was it was two bodies lined up in a gay line.
00:32:53
But scissoring is actually two lesbians lined up in a gay line.
00:32:56
I thought that's our heavenly bodies.
00:32:59
I used to get in trouble in school all the time
00:33:01
because they would say ghosting.
00:33:02
And I said, I can't the corners to small and I would point to the corner.
00:33:05
You're asking me to stand on the edge.
00:33:07
A dumb bitch stand inside of it.
00:33:10
No. See you.
00:33:12
If you're in a room, the teacher tells you to stand in the corner.
00:33:14
She's a stupid idiot because she's telling you, Stand on the edge.
00:33:17
The corner is the eight points in the corners,
00:33:19
not the edge that they're telling you to stand in.
00:33:21
You cannot fit in the corner.
00:33:24
I know you technically can't find the edge, but it ruins my can.
00:33:27
I can see your report card right now.
00:33:29
It cuts up too much in class.
00:33:30
Doesn't apply himself.
00:33:32
Yeah. Talks back too much, doesn't apply.
00:33:35
It does not apply himself. Was definitely has a response.
00:33:38
Has a response for everything.
00:33:39
And I would argue you could have had engraved an invitation
00:33:42
to the principal's office.
00:33:44
I would argue and say that I am responding exactly how I want
00:33:50
and I'm applying myself to exactly the resources that I want.
00:33:54
How does it feel? Because you're the target.
00:33:57
That's why they want to know.
00:33:58
That's why they want troublemakers to stop and reapply themselves
00:34:02
because the all the energy is going against them.
00:34:05
Oh, I've got an answer to an earlier question.
00:34:07
When the moon is incessantly with the sun and earth,
00:34:11
there can be noticeable gravitational effects.
00:34:14
In what manner?
00:34:17
I felt
00:34:18
I talking about a tide, a little subtle tide, a little bit of wave action,
00:34:23
Or do you feel, well, I want to do more, you know, moving forward.
00:34:27
Even when Gary said the two magnets are I don't want you to say a foot away,
00:34:30
even though your arms can't feel them.
00:34:32
If you had some type of magnetic detector, you would get a little
00:34:35
there would be a bend for, I don't know, a mile, but are more than a foot
00:34:40
right there, wouldn't there?
00:34:41
I mean, because the effect is
00:34:44
to overcome the friction of the and the weight of the magnets,
00:34:49
they won't actually be able to suck each other in
00:34:54
until you get them a little closer than the noticeable part.
00:34:58
They don't suck. They attract.
00:35:00
I hate you. You say that.
00:35:03
I was going to say I find it frickin I've always found it fascinating that
00:35:07
just the aspect that we have that that aspect
00:35:11
the so the just the nuances
00:35:14
in life that seem fucking improbable.
00:35:17
We've talked about Giza and it be in a certain,
00:35:19
you know, dimensions that coincide with different shit.
00:35:22
These are celestial bodies, like these are gigantic objects that are out in space.
00:35:26
The moon is perfectly the exact size is the sun from the distance away
00:35:31
from perpendicular to our perspective is absolutely astonishing to me.
00:35:36
Oh, yeah, exactly.
00:35:40
Where you're just going to see.
00:35:41
Just the tail, the edges of the sun, just the edges.
00:35:44
Even then, I think that's even just light bending around the moon.
00:35:46
Right, Right.
00:35:48
It's it's approximately 400 times
00:35:52
the sun is approximately 400 times further away than the moon.
00:35:55
And the moon is approximately 400 times smaller than the sun.
00:35:59
It's so perfect.
00:36:01
It is.
00:36:02
It is like something is something weird going on with the moon.
00:36:06
You're right.
00:36:08
And that the the one side is always facing here is kind of weird too.
00:36:13
Yeah.
00:36:13
It proves there's a flat about the way that the rings of Saturn form.
00:36:16
It's proof like, like the.
00:36:20
The rings of Saturn are a flat plane.
00:36:22
I mean, it is, it is a very thin
00:36:25
layer of rings. Yeah.
00:36:28
I always find that weird to how is it There is a very specific reason for this.
00:36:35
At first it's
00:36:36
just a cloud of stuff and they're spinning around well,
00:36:40
and they colliding into each other and forcing each other into that groove.
00:36:45
And eventually, if you spin around enough times,
00:36:48
it'll get it'll sing out more and more and more.
00:36:51
It'll be lit.
00:36:53
When will it turn into a moon?
00:36:54
Won't turn into a moon.
00:36:56
I know, I know.
00:36:57
I'm sorry. It's too much debris.
00:36:59
And we just had one.
00:37:00
I don't know.
00:37:01
It's like the magnet thing.
00:37:02
They're not close enough to the track.
00:37:04
Maybe, but I saw it on a documentary
00:37:07
when they were on a
00:37:10
zero gravity out in space and zero gravity, and they either
00:37:13
put sugar or salt in the air and the salt sugar in zero gravity,
00:37:18
the tiny little bit of gravity that the molecules of sugar and salt
00:37:21
are the little specks of sugar and salt had were slowly pumped up.
00:37:25
Well they yeah, they started it was very slow process
00:37:28
but they started clumping up and they started
00:37:30
rotating around each other and it was just a natural.
00:37:34
I don't know,
00:37:36
I got it.
00:37:37
Maybe it's just playing on the other bodies
00:37:39
that are going circular in the universe and it's kind of pulling with them.
00:37:42
It'd be like if you if you took, you know, you flush the toilet
00:37:46
and you dropped anything in there, it's going to
00:37:47
eventually make it in a central circle and then end up in the center.
00:37:51
I don't know if it's that same aspect with the gravity pulling on things.
00:37:55
Everything is going to eventually start turning because of that initial.
00:37:58
I don't know if that's just something that happens automatically,
00:38:03
but I could see if there's
00:38:04
other gravitational things
00:38:05
that are already spinning and you put something in the center of it's going to
00:38:09
get drawn by those. Right.
00:38:10
But I don't know why they were gathering to each other.
00:38:15
We may have covered this before.
00:38:16
Which planet is it with a perfect hexagon and its North Pole?
00:38:22
I didn't say Jupiter.
00:38:24
I do not recall.
00:38:26
I want to say Jupiter.
00:38:28
Perfect Hexagon.
00:38:30
I think I do.
00:38:30
I think I do remember that now.
00:38:35
I mean, I want to say Uranus, but that's.
00:38:38
I don't want to say it to answer that.
00:38:40
I'm saying I just want to just blurted out spin on some Saturn.
00:38:45
There it is.
00:38:48
A perfect hexagon.
00:38:50
I should put up where we got to.
00:38:51
That's why we got to producers on this show.
00:38:53
Yes, that's
00:38:55
one of my producers.
00:38:57
I'm lost in this flat earth.
00:39:00
About what?
00:39:00
I just can't believe that
00:39:04
they won't Anyways.
00:39:06
Why won't they do
00:39:08
they won't it?
00:39:09
I mean, they can see I just.
00:39:11
What are the chances that, that it lines up and it's never been
00:39:15
turned in any way that it's always the same face.
00:39:18
I mean even back in ancient times it's the same face.
00:39:21
There has to be like the iron deposit or something on that side
00:39:24
that's heavier than any other. Right.
00:39:25
And just spinning it at exactly the same rate.
00:39:28
That's it's, it's the same as the rings of Saturn.
00:39:32
It just took that long for it to get into its groove.
00:39:34
There's just less debris.
00:39:35
Yeah, it's a groove.
00:39:37
All kinds of meteorites.
00:39:39
Why wouldn't that deter? It's I've got to pontificate.
00:39:42
What if Earth used to be like Saturn and man, somehow mind all of it,
00:39:45
except for that one moon for some reason, because it was just so perfect.
00:39:49
They are they it's manufactured in some way.
00:39:51
Not like that.
00:39:52
The projection I mean that they literally
00:39:54
go engineered it somehow billions of years ago when it was
00:39:58
said it set it perfectly in orbit just like our satellites.
00:40:00
But even our satellites slowly move either further or closer.
00:40:03
Usually it's closer.
00:40:05
They slowly fall out of orbit.
00:40:07
The I guess the moon so big and it's so far away that it is going to last longer
00:40:12
than that.
00:40:13
We think that's the only way we hit the moon with the missile.
00:40:17
And it rang like a bell for a couple hours, they say.
00:40:21
But did you hear it?
00:40:21
Did you do you know they say who is behind me?
00:40:26
I don't know what I wanted to find out when the eclipse was.
00:40:29
So I went on the NASA website.
00:40:31
You know, I also did I typed in flutter backwards
00:40:35
dot com with two M's and it took me to NASA's website.
00:40:40
Yeah.
00:40:42
I completely believe you because I have to.
00:40:45
I believe we can.
00:40:46
We can just show it.
00:40:46
We could just show an example to put it in
00:40:50
backwards.
00:40:51
So where Earth backwards, right.
00:40:54
I think you mean spell it backwards after the word
00:40:59
move repeat of every year of the world.
00:41:04
Everything else h h t's comet
00:41:07
are a your era edge
00:41:11
m m It's got to have two arms for no who knows what reason it.
00:41:15
So the first thing was it was Nestle.
00:41:19
So as somebody who maintains and controls at bayonet server,
00:41:22
I can make any fucking thing equal anything you want.
00:41:25
What do you want it to do.
00:41:26
It might take a little while, but once it propagates,
00:41:29
that is not magic. That's.
00:41:30
And the more people that say it and go to it,
00:41:32
the more it'll raise in the ranks and stay there.
00:41:35
So right there prefer nothing
00:41:39
if people are aware of this.
00:41:40
You love my team.
00:41:41
Just knew I had a lot of cottage industry.
00:41:43
I would set that up and go look what happened.
00:41:46
Yeah. Yeah.
00:41:47
Why is why isn't NASA using their funds that way?
00:41:49
If that's like we're just playing games?
00:41:51
Well, believe nothing you ever see online.
00:41:56
Now, Abraham Lincoln, right?
00:41:58
They get the quote right.
00:41:59
Don't believe Abraham Lincoln. Yes.
00:42:01
If you see my line, don't believe it.
00:42:03
Don't believe it. Oh, yeah.
00:42:06
I went to an interview. Dr.
00:42:07
Phil has a whole research I want to bring in a lawyer retained
00:42:10
just to get his AI likeness off of ads.
00:42:14
Yeah, he was talking about that shit.
00:42:15
I forgot he was talking to.
00:42:16
But Dr.
00:42:17
Phil has been stirring up some storms, and
00:42:20
he's on the right side of things.
00:42:22
No pun intended, huh?
00:42:24
I don't know what he votes for, but he's on the right side of the thinking issues.
00:42:28
Oprah is.
00:42:28
Is he saying the second he's Oprah
00:42:33
over?
00:42:34
Yeah, over Oprah frickin night.
00:42:36
Oprah or Oprah
00:42:39
unfriended him in life?
00:42:41
Oh, yeah.
00:42:42
Because over this hard core liberal and Dr.
00:42:45
Phil started straying towards the side of just facts.
00:42:48
Facts.
00:42:49
And I just I forget what he was just talking about recently, but he's been on the
00:42:53
anti transgender adage and
00:42:55
he's not he's he's trying to be as nice as he can about it.
00:42:57
But he's saying that just the statistics alone point to the fact that
00:43:01
all these hormones, surgeries and all this physical surgery does
00:43:05
it has the same exact effect as actual therapy.
00:43:11
Actually, actual therapy does does better
00:43:13
because you're not mutilating your body.
00:43:16
Well, yeah, yeah, there's that.
00:43:19
Yeah, there are some weird shit. Fuck.
00:43:20
I was going to pull it up and I let me earmark it
00:43:22
because there was some interesting shit that they said during that. But
00:43:26
what have you guys are also have some interesting shit too,
00:43:28
because Ben SHAPIRO does does have a rebuttal to
00:43:33
Gary's whole
00:43:35
oh title Christian argument.
00:43:37
So I want to take that as well. I just
00:43:41
it was going to show up on the flat Earth thing.
00:43:43
The okay or the claim.
00:43:46
Nancy admits the earth is flat.
00:43:49
Actually, this just pretty much debunks it for I mean, we don't even need to.
00:43:53
I don't need to prove to anybody that this is true.
00:43:56
So I'm not sure exactly how to go through this,
00:43:58
because I don't I'm not the right none of us are the right anti arguer.
00:44:03
None of it makes any sense. Even.
00:44:05
I mean, I don't Antarctica an oblate spheroid.
00:44:08
That means it's fatter in the middle.
00:44:10
So those things in the earth.
00:44:16
It's true though
00:44:17
the people are darker in the middle too.
00:44:20
Oh they are, I mean on the earth themselves
00:44:25
at least I don't think they're, we're all pink on the inside.
00:44:29
That's the thing. Yeah.
00:44:30
Pictures show the earth is flat and sea levels haven't changed.
00:44:35
Oh, well, that's stupid so far.
00:44:38
Yeah.
00:44:39
I live near a great lake. I've seen some level of.
00:44:41
Yeah, I've seen levels change, but we're talking about the tide.
00:44:47
I've got pictures.
00:44:47
We're at my parent's cottage for about almost ten years.
00:44:51
There was basically a football field.
00:44:53
We put disc, golf, basketball, hundreds of feet.
00:44:56
Well, there's got to that argument about the flat water and stuff.
00:45:00
They always say that if there was a ball and it was spinning, the
00:45:03
the water would come off Well, I'm not going to find it now.
00:45:05
But just to explain, you can take like a match as an example
00:45:08
and get a drop of water to stick around it.
00:45:11
Yeah.
00:45:12
And the surface will be round around the object
00:45:14
to me that you're going to water around the rock.
00:45:18
I mean, there's a surface centrifugal force.
00:45:21
It's everyone.
00:45:21
Learn this on the playground with that little spinny doodad.
00:45:24
If you're if you're in the center of it, it's much easier
00:45:27
when you when you suck in, you start spinning faster.
00:45:30
And it's easier to say that when you start spreading yourself out
00:45:34
and you start falling off the side of it, right?
00:45:36
Correct.
00:45:38
They band
00:45:39
the way figure skater pulls in their appendages.
00:45:43
Yeah, well, Fagots.
00:45:44
Yeah, well, I was thinking female, but whatever.
00:45:47
Yeah, whatever you're into.
00:45:49
Most of our, most of them are butch or some of them.
00:45:52
Not most of them. Some of them.
00:45:53
So the claim is from the flat earth. There's
00:45:55
the moon is visible in the daytime, so it proves Earth is flat.
00:45:58
It's I was joking about earlier what they said with the well,
00:46:00
if you can see there and if you can see the moon.
00:46:04
My cousin explained it to me pretty well.
00:46:06
The moon is just the backside of the sun.
00:46:11
One cousin did you also did your cousin
00:46:13
your first
00:46:17
just flips around?
00:46:18
I've seen them both.
00:46:20
You have that picture of NASA putting up the
00:46:24
story with his son for the evening.
00:46:26
It looks like the sun is.
00:46:28
They're dropping it with a crane into the back of a truck
00:46:32
and just stowing it for the the night, putting in away for the evening.
00:46:37
This is a fun one.
00:46:38
Yeah.
00:46:39
Radar technology wouldn't work if the Earth was a globe,
00:46:43
so it wouldn't even sound waves
00:46:45
go around like wind goes around.
00:46:48
Have you ever done those experiments?
00:46:49
If you have a cylinder,
00:46:52
physics will go right around things.
00:46:54
I'm sure that the occur.
00:46:56
I mean, that's
00:46:59
our back to the water thing.
00:47:00
Tornado, snow, all the way up with water.
00:47:03
And then add a little bit more.
00:47:05
It'll actually have a dome on it.
00:47:09
Yeah.
00:47:10
You say a tornado, the center of it kind of sucks things in the outside of it
00:47:14
blows things away.
00:47:15
It's kind of very similar.
00:47:17
You can blow at the same time.
00:47:19
Wait, this girl has 3D glasses and somebody is going to get hurt.
00:47:23
You also need some braces.
00:47:26
Well, look.
00:47:27
Okay, This is a child's.
00:47:28
I don't make fun of even adults, but look at what's up there.
00:47:31
I do both. I'm an equal opportunity offender.
00:47:33
That's all I'm saying. It's negative. Shoot. No, no, Look at that. That's.
00:47:36
That's silver or
00:47:39
is it already, again, a tooth or.
00:47:41
She got a grill.
00:47:43
She got a grill starting one tooth at a time.
00:47:46
Typically you start with one of the front ones. Oh,
00:47:51
there's something shiny over there too.
00:47:54
Interesting.
00:47:54
Hold on to what was shiny
00:47:58
like shiny
00:48:00
hallway, brick and links moved again.
00:48:02
I don't Why?
00:48:03
I'll be right back.
00:48:04
I have to go find a new jumper.
00:48:06
I think somebody is coming and messing with.
00:48:08
Oh, and it's got the permanent banner. That's such horseshit to
00:48:14
have.
00:48:15
How many
00:48:17
shows flying right around?
00:48:19
I know what's flatter spelled backwards.
00:48:23
That's it. Son of a bitch. Is that my.
00:48:25
Is that so minor that the tours had travel?
00:48:29
It looks like fladge.
00:48:30
Yeah, that's true.
00:48:31
Stealth plans that would fladge Earth.
00:48:35
Whoa.
00:48:36
Oh, I think we're under segment pleasure.
00:48:39
Oh, no, it'll say.
00:48:41
Did you mean flatter? No.
00:48:44
And then flat.
00:48:45
Earth. Flat.
00:48:47
What's up, buddy?
00:48:50
You trigger me.
00:48:51
I keep going over to the phone. I like word.
00:48:53
Well, what if it was up to four?
00:48:56
CALLER? No, no one's calling it.
00:48:59
This is a normal show.
00:49:00
Yeah, well, yeah, there's nowhere to go but down after that.
00:49:03
Most certainly.
00:49:05
Most definitely.
00:49:06
Well, don't always show up in 100,000 different people's feeds this week.
00:49:11
I have to agree with, you know, they have to follow to do that, not just view.
00:49:16
Oh, and we've got zero new followers and new likes.
00:49:19
Yeah, but if I look now, we probably only have two frickin likes now.
00:49:22
And there's.
00:49:23
Well, I can we know we started with two and I was the third,
00:49:27
but I think the first two Are you do two.
00:49:30
All right.
00:49:30
No, it wasn't me because we didn't have a title screen yet.
00:49:34
Oh, well, hey, one viewer that's watching, thanks for the thumbs up and
00:49:37
do will do anything for Ryan.
00:49:40
My brother, brother, brother.
00:49:44
All right.
00:49:44
Well, for now, we keep you $500 giveaways, but nobody wants to participate.
00:49:48
Strange. Yeah. We're giving away bikinis.
00:49:51
We're giving all kinds of shit and nobody yet we have $100 bikini.
00:49:54
We definitely give those away.
00:49:56
As many as as many as people want, right?
00:49:59
Oh, yeah, plenty of people.
00:50:01
The only is women want.
00:50:02
The only deal is we need to get a picture of you in it or someone in it.
00:50:06
I don't care if it's male or female even.
00:50:08
I mean, I do, but I'm not allowed to say anymore because that what is a woman?
00:50:14
What is it?
00:50:15
Something about an X and Y chromosome to me, but not this world anymore.
00:50:19
I think that about when you get old.
00:50:21
My my grandpa used to tell me and stuff
00:50:23
I didn't he'd be like, I don't even recognize this world.
00:50:26
And I was like, Are you?
00:50:29
I thought he was, you know, dementia in there.
00:50:31
But no, he I totally understand what he means now.
00:50:33
Yeah. Yeah.
00:50:35
We're not meant to live to be 100.
00:50:38
Are you here?
00:50:39
Oh, give me the Ben SHAPIRO stuff.
00:50:43
Yeah, I'm trying to.
00:50:44
I don't know if I can play.
00:50:45
You are trying.
00:50:46
Don't share me. Don't share my.
00:50:48
I just. I'm just.
00:50:50
I'm a little bit behind. Yeah. Don't share my screen. I'm.
00:50:52
I'm going to see if.
00:50:52
Can you let me see if you can hear this And the one time
00:50:54
where you let your wife do the family recording and all you get is a bunch
00:50:58
it puts a button and putting the camera in her purse
00:51:02
and then she picks it up and
00:51:03
turns to walk in front of the one the
00:51:06
the Richard Dawkins.
00:51:09
He's a Christian cultural Christian thing.
00:51:12
It was out in front of the I.
00:51:14
I've been a cultural Christian since I had my now meltdown perfect
00:51:20
where I couldn't the term belief my own religion
00:51:23
it's pronounced heathen
00:51:27
oh heathen yes
00:51:28
cultural identify as an infidel about compatible Christian,
00:51:32
why don't you just go all the way compatibility make us some nonsense
00:51:37
to paradox or things that don't exist or impossible to go together.
00:51:41
But if you just put a word in front of it, then it's accepted.
00:51:43
We could do that with anything.
00:51:45
I'm going to go eat some compatible food compatibly health compatible health food.
00:51:50
You know, my favorite segment was last week on our 100,000 View episode,
00:51:57
The CALLER segment, the call in.
00:52:00
Yeah. CALLER
00:52:02
This part.
00:52:04
Oh, is it too early?
00:52:06
Yeah, I guess not.
00:52:08
Oh, you know what? I forgot. We already got off YouTube.
00:52:10
Wow. See, I started a little bit of that maybe beforehand.
00:52:14
All my buttons are different,
00:52:15
so I'm just talking and stalling while I find the damn thing.
00:52:19
Yeah,
00:52:20
give me that much.
00:52:23
So I got to stick around.
00:52:29
0000304 It
00:52:49
is will happen.
00:52:53
And it says that this back is you can go
00:52:55
the most me that murcielago.
00:53:00
I got tired of seeing that every time I heard that song.
00:53:02
Couldn't let it go.
00:53:04
Who's that? Dr.
00:53:05
Hopkins rapping middle.
00:53:07
I go fantasize about this Back in Chicago,
00:53:10
most.
00:53:14
Yeah.
00:53:14
So this still going is a cut up segment.
00:53:18
It's 9 minutes.
00:53:18
I couldn't find a great clip of a moment because
00:53:22
Ben Sure.
00:53:23
Ben SHAPIRO was a fucking scholar and he absolutely slaughters
00:53:26
this argument and every fucking sense of the word,
00:53:30
at least from bring it on perspective or from from a religious perspective.
00:53:34
So I'm going to I'm going to try to pause this at some point.
00:53:36
But he just it's hard to find like a clip of a moment.
00:53:39
And then there's actually an ad,
00:53:41
his own ad that shoved in here.
00:53:43
So that's definitely a break point.
00:53:44
But we'll see what what's going on here for Christian country.
00:53:48
Certainly with his call myself a cultural Christian, I'm not a believer,
00:53:52
but there's a distinction between being a believing Christian
00:53:55
and being a cultural Christian.
00:53:56
And so, you know, I love hymns and Christmas carols and
00:54:01
I, I sort of
00:54:02
feel at home in the Christian ethos.
00:54:05
I feel that we are a Christian country in that sense.
00:54:10
It's true that statistically the number of people who actually believe
00:54:13
in Christianity is going down, and I I'm happy with that.
00:54:18
But I would not be happy if, for example,
00:54:21
we lost all our cathedrals and our beautiful parish churches.
00:54:26
So I count myself a cultural Christian.
00:54:28
I think it would matter if we certainly if we substituted
00:54:32
any alternative religion, that would be truly dreadful.
00:54:37
All right.
00:54:37
So that was the initial clip that we watched last week.
00:54:39
So It is interesting that you said that
00:54:41
we substituted a religion that would be dreadful.
00:54:43
So it's kind of weird that, oh, he's talking like a muslim.
00:54:46
He's he's come specifically choose Christianity.
00:54:49
Like, is he talking about he's gone to states and cultures
00:54:53
that turn Muslim that I only like a slight difference
00:54:56
like that sometimes and so you've got to choose your nonsense.
00:55:01
See, to me that's like not paying for triple A, but then go on.
00:55:04
I want somebody to pick me up and change my tire.
00:55:06
Like you got to pay dues and do that and I'll say, play the game.
00:55:10
But I'm not trivializing it if you believe.
00:55:12
I'm just saying if you don't.
00:55:14
Oh, does it does it have any in the major?
00:55:17
You can't make yourself believe you can't force it.
00:55:21
We're not talking about that.
00:55:23
He won't believe what Britney do.
00:55:25
You know how he's just trying to say you want to ride the bus that
00:55:27
but he wants gay marriage, but he's not gay. How?
00:55:30
If he wants to the cathedrals to stay and not go away, then he needs to
00:55:34
put some money in the plate.
00:55:37
Okay.
00:55:38
Okay And to me, if somebody if somebody doesn't if somebody does
00:55:41
that and doesn't believe to me, that's even more
00:55:45
mentally development and a believer.
00:55:47
I hate to say that out loud.
00:55:49
Oh, sorry, sorry. Believers
00:55:51
in there,
00:55:52
it's like somebody pretending they're a woman
00:55:54
when they're actually joining my side.
00:55:56
I want to fight. Well, sure, that's a great point.
00:55:59
Only especially if they're, like, participating in sports, like, oh, I can
00:56:02
I can benefit more if I dress up like a woman, even though
00:56:06
I really don't believe I'm a I'm not saying
00:56:08
that there aren't people that are really
00:56:11
anyway screwed up, but I believe that they're absolutely
00:56:14
a small group,
00:56:15
even a smaller group that are taking advantage
00:56:16
of that exact situation, whether they're going into bathrooms
00:56:19
or prisons to get a lighter sentence or worse, to rape people, if I can say that
00:56:24
too. Later, I believe we just didn't know for sure.
00:56:26
For sure.
00:56:26
I mean, you you're expounding on the idea, but the whole thing essentially was
00:56:31
what kind of followed up with what Gary agreed with this whole premise that.
00:56:35
Yeah, not with with that cultural Christian he doesn't care about.
00:56:39
I'm a cultural Christian.
00:56:41
He doesn't care about what got us here.
00:56:42
He doesn't care about the the whatever.
00:56:44
All he cares about is benefiting from it.
00:56:46
And some people call that some people would call that Christian privilege.
00:56:49
But don't forget,
00:56:51
as soon as he says that or the other side of the mouth, he's like, dumb asses.
00:56:55
You're right.
00:56:56
How can you dare believe in that shit, you fucking dumb asses?
00:56:59
But by the way, I want to.
00:57:00
I want you to so I can participate and enjoy the fruits.
00:57:05
So what did the cultural Jew have to say about it?
00:57:07
You ready for this?
00:57:08
There's a lot of heat.
00:57:10
This is almost like too.
00:57:11
Well said. It's. It's very educated.
00:57:14
Bring it on.
00:57:15
Okay, But we have substituted an alternative religion.
00:57:17
And that religion is paganism because the reality is when you cut off
00:57:20
a civilization
00:57:21
from its Judeo-Christian roots, what you end up with
00:57:23
is a pagan ascetic replacement for that religion.
00:57:26
Humanism devolves into paganism pretty quickly because all of the central
00:57:30
premises of humanism, things like reliance on human reason,
00:57:34
make an argument for human reason as an independent force.
00:57:37
You cannot whenever you want to want me to stop, just tell me to stop.
00:57:40
But you. Yeah.
00:57:42
Good.
00:57:43
You know, it's important to independent force.
00:57:46
You cannot from an evolutionarily biological perspective, you can't.
00:57:48
You can say that human beings are capable of using their brains in order
00:57:52
to adapt to their environment.
00:57:54
You cannot say that human beings are capable of searching for truth.
00:57:57
There is no such thing as truth in evolutionary biology.
00:58:00
There's just what's effective and what's not effective.
00:58:02
Everything is utilitarian in nature.
00:58:03
You can't make the case for higher concepts like justice or freedom.
00:58:07
If you are operating from a non God based universe,
00:58:11
you might be able to live that way individually.
00:58:13
You can be like Richard Dawkins and be an atheist and be a cultural Christian,
00:58:18
but you cannot separate the church building
00:58:21
that he is praising there off from what goes on inside the church.
00:58:24
The church building is a is an outward manifestation
00:58:28
of the soul that is the church.
00:58:30
The same thing is true of our our civilization is built
00:58:33
in a particular way on particular frameworks and foundations.
00:58:37
And when you destroy those foundations and frameworks, what you end up with
00:58:40
is secularist pursuit of values that ends up undermining itself and eating itself.
00:58:46
You end up with postmodernism.
00:58:48
The reason that postmodernism is a natural outcome,
00:58:51
but no, he's making an assertion without any form of proof.
00:58:55
That was that was a straight, flat out assertion of nonsense.
00:59:01
I guess you could maybe point out.
00:59:02
But he he is coming from I mean, there is examples of this show in history.
00:59:07
He didn't even attempt to provide a reason he was making such a great leap.
00:59:12
He just dumped you there and hope you've followed
00:59:18
it. That that's not
00:59:19
that's not how that works.
00:59:24
You take that out of the equation.
00:59:25
You've got anarchy.
00:59:26
That's not that.
00:59:28
That's this does not lead to that.
00:59:31
Without God, would there be
00:59:34
pretty much pertaining to
00:59:37
without a belief in in a higher
00:59:40
a consequential system then what the consequences.
00:59:45
None. There are none.
00:59:46
So there's no order, There's disorder.
00:59:48
It's the animal kingdom. It goes, it goes well.
00:59:50
The consequences are the immediate conditions of living that would result.
00:59:54
But the kind that goes to the monster, most people might not see that force
00:59:58
through the trees sort of thing.
00:59:59
So that's why the greater hollow or usually is.
01:00:02
I mean, again, I do think as a people we need to get our crap together,
01:00:07
but this guy's talking like Brady, that the humanity has no hope in itself.
01:00:12
Oh, whoa, whoa. No,
01:00:15
no, you're mistaken, because I'm a naive anarchist.
01:00:17
I think that everybody and I'm talking well-educated people left
01:00:20
to their own accord, anarchists would everything would be harmony.
01:00:24
That's why I had the naive anarchist part.
01:00:27
I am nothing like him.
01:00:29
I think that.
01:00:30
I think that I'm naive.
01:00:32
So then I guess I am like that because we were divorced.
01:00:35
You were. You were young. On the inside.
01:00:38
We would devolve.
01:00:38
We would definitely devolve.
01:00:41
I wear my cross on the inside
01:00:43
because I'm not that religious is more it's more of a sentimental piece.
01:00:46
It's a family.
01:00:47
It was given to me by my family.
01:00:48
So I cross myself after a good pope. Why?
01:00:53
It's funny.
01:00:54
Well, I thought so.
01:00:55
You mentioned you mentioned last time
01:00:56
about going to a Christian thing and not receiving the
01:01:00
the Eucharist communion
01:01:01
where you actually can get up, stand in line.
01:01:03
And when when it comes your time, you don't put your hands out a specific way.
01:01:10
Your pastor will bless you.
01:01:11
Yeah, they know. Yeah, they know what the deal is.
01:01:13
And so they yeah they kind of just go to
01:01:15
hopefully you'll see the light one day in my child, right.
01:01:18
I can show my junk.
01:01:20
It's Yeah.
01:01:21
Because before you make your come in,
01:01:22
before you make your communion that's what you're supposed to do.
01:01:25
You're supposed to go up there and still stand in line for no fucking reason.
01:01:28
It's, it's actually kind of stupid.
01:01:30
And then when you finally have do it with an empty tray, you want to.
01:01:34
You find it.
01:01:34
Then when you finally get the cracker, you're like, Couldn't Jesus
01:01:38
get a little sodium in his day?
01:01:39
Like, What the fuck is this?
01:01:40
Yeah,
01:01:42
I do the of the national anthem protest and you can only kneel in church.
01:01:46
I stand up
01:01:48
and what's the deal with the the portions?
01:01:51
Can I have a chunk. Really.
01:01:52
Kind of like a sleeve on that.
01:01:55
Only the preacher gets the big one which is bullshit.
01:01:57
I don't understand the Yeah.
01:01:59
I mean, they always do.
01:02:01
They, they let you drink the wine and then they give you,
01:02:03
they set the thing on your tongue.
01:02:05
But if they did it the other way, at least you could wash it down.
01:02:08
Oh, I've seen it.
01:02:09
Where they don't got. We've never done that.
01:02:10
My family, my mom never wanted us to do the wine
01:02:13
because everyone puts their mouth on the same thing. And so.
01:02:16
Well, that was in 1970.
01:02:18
They had common cup, but they haven't had common cup.
01:02:20
And there's always a little chateau.
01:02:21
No, I don't go to church.
01:02:22
I don't know. There's always a little shot glass option.
01:02:25
Only when I, I attend
01:02:28
church regularly, so I'm a cocktail party area.
01:02:31
The main this trendy bars.
01:02:33
Here you go.
01:02:33
If you go to church, you look at the program
01:02:36
or you ask on the way in, is it common cup communion today?
01:02:39
And if they say yes, then you it's a thing.
01:02:41
They know what that is. Common cup is one big chalice,
01:02:44
but they don't cup and you just bring up anything.
01:02:46
I used to think it was funny too, because even as a kid, the pastor,
01:02:50
the pastor would just turn it like a lip sighs, you know, as he went down.
01:02:53
But I'm like, There's 400 people in here.
01:02:55
What do they have that fancy?
01:02:57
They had a fancy little weight and they would wipe it with a napkin.
01:02:59
Went right to that. So I would the same spot.
01:03:02
Okay.
01:03:02
So, so but if you had anything, I don't think the little turning
01:03:06
and the wiping would have stopped it.
01:03:08
So I guess they had more faith in God.
01:03:12
Sticking with the common cup thing.
01:03:13
I used to watch the show Vikings
01:03:16
and I know it's not perfectly historically accurate, but
01:03:19
before a battle they would wash themselves
01:03:21
in the same basin and do a snot rocket into the basin.
01:03:25
Why not do the snot out of the basin for the bodies to wash their face in
01:03:31
here?
01:03:31
That rhymed?
01:03:32
That's there's got to be some kind of a song or pull in that.
01:03:36
Yeah. It's an infant.
01:03:38
Didn't even imagine dragging
01:03:42
urban dance squad mean.
01:03:46
Yeah it was one of those how many dragons it was
01:03:49
it was a band.
01:03:53
There's a band called Imagine Dragons.
01:03:54
I think they're I think they were like more for,
01:03:57
I don't know, like 20 year old girls.
01:03:59
Yeah.
01:04:00
But I, I think I just quoted their lyrics like, I don't know how that happened, but
01:04:06
maybe.
01:04:07
Maybe I didn't.
01:04:08
Hopefully someone recorded this,
01:04:13
uh, Gary Windbag Brady.
01:04:18
Not good enough.
01:04:19
Gary Not good enough.
01:04:21
What the dog doing where it was that that was at the expense of the dog.
01:04:27
But look at that dog.
01:04:29
That was the eerie lighting.
01:04:31
It's, it's, it's like tiger.
01:04:34
That's the eerie lighting.
01:04:36
See, honestly, that's why I couldn't that's why
01:04:38
I thought I couldn't see the moon, because
01:04:40
even when it was just a little crescent sun, you couldn't see that
01:04:43
unless you looked through the glasses, obviously, because. Right.
01:04:46
My camera picked it up a nice, perfect circle.
01:04:48
Can't believe which your camera See that?
01:04:51
That's proof right there. The moon.
01:04:53
I mean, the moon.
01:04:53
What was that thing that we looked at today?
01:04:56
The mountain?
01:04:58
No, see, we actually we're looking at the moon.
01:04:59
It was in the way, the sun, actually.
01:05:02
But I meant the sun.
01:05:03
The sun.
01:05:03
No matter what shape it was today, my camera took a perfect circle photo of it.
01:05:08
Why is that right?
01:05:11
It's your cameras round.
01:05:13
Centrifugal force.
01:05:17
Okay, so you don't round moon theory
01:05:22
spinning this.
01:05:23
The spinning nature of things.
01:05:24
It's just going to essentially make a ball, have the picture cued up.
01:05:27
I finally got I got a reflection.
01:05:29
Cutting, welding, welding, wedge, welding.
01:05:32
You well, and there was a bunch of spatter.
01:05:34
The little spatter that lands are like these little almost perfectly round balls.
01:05:38
It's just the nature of everything makes balls.
01:05:41
Yeah. We had a balls episode.
01:05:43
You there? Right? Right. Wait. Yeah, I agree. So.
01:05:45
But if you picked up that ball, it would look relatively round, right?
01:05:49
It was never just a tire for the most part.
01:05:51
Yeah, but the sliver I was looking at that I knew was because of the way
01:05:54
there was a sliver with the filter.
01:05:56
I could see the perfect sliver.
01:05:58
I would be fine if it was a big blurry banana
01:06:00
looking thing or any type of eyeball.
01:06:02
It was a little bit perfect circle.
01:06:04
They claim that it's oblong a bit.
01:06:06
I mean, the earth isn't perfectly circle with as much.
01:06:08
I'm sorry. You're right.
01:06:08
I don't know.
01:06:09
Perfect. To my eyes, it would look like a perfect circle
01:06:11
if you're far enough away from it.
01:06:12
Does that just kind of mesh mesh in or would you see
01:06:16
physically you're like a Well, I can give you a little bit of an X-ray.
01:06:20
The cloud. Did you see the halo on the cloud?
01:06:22
It was really hazy where I was that there was a
01:06:23
I was driving I almost a halo over, but it was wide.
01:06:27
Hey, why didn't the halo go
01:06:30
Like the, like the crescent eclipse.
01:06:33
The only thing that went crescent was when I look through
01:06:36
the glasses at the actual sun when it was at its peak.
01:06:40
Or what do they call that the
01:06:42
not the peak because that's the reality.
01:06:44
When it was in its totality, I would have expected that I took
01:06:48
a bunch of pictures without the filter on my camera, still a perfect circle.
01:06:53
And again, I understand the glare and all that it was,
01:06:56
but it was there was a defined circle, the same as it looked all through the day.
01:06:59
And I I'll I'll do the I don't have now but we can you can compare the pictures
01:07:03
it look no different.
01:07:05
Where were you filming at your house or what In a place in a parking lot.
01:07:09
The So you're saying what see is a projection like that.
01:07:14
NASA's trying to feed us. Well, no, hold on.
01:07:17
So I get your say in the flat Earth Joe Car.
01:07:19
But no, I'm wondering seriously and honestly, this is the same person.
01:07:24
They ask the question, why can't say I see the sun when Because the sun comes.
01:07:26
Read the new moon moon right.
01:07:29
Well, I just lost my train of thought cause I realized how stupid I was.
01:07:32
And it just. It's like, Yeah, you're stupid. Yeah.
01:07:35
You lose that.
01:07:36
Uh, I don't get what you think of it.
01:07:39
I've got a rant. Oh, my God.
01:07:40
I had to fucking program on Ohio.
01:07:42
I'm on the Ohio Turnpike.
01:07:44
Speaking of which, we still need to do where in the world of German driving?
01:07:48
Oh, no.
01:07:50
Ohio Turnpike.
01:07:51
I got a fucking pistol and I pull into the fucking the Ohio
01:07:54
Turnpike Little service station,
01:07:58
and it's like a combo little platter of a gas station.
01:08:01
They're pretty nice, and usually they're pretty deserted.
01:08:03
There's fucking people with like, it's fucking the 4th of July fireworks.
01:08:07
Like there was a fucking Gary arrayed their fucking hanging out there.
01:08:11
They've got nothing else. It means
01:08:14
if you leave the turnpike, it's dirt roads and shit.
01:08:17
Go find fucking middle of nowhere place to hang out.
01:08:19
I don't know what the fuck your knowledge in my yard.
01:08:22
I was pissed because it was hard to find a fucking parking spot.
01:08:25
I had to piss and actually use the fucking facility.
01:08:27
These fucking assholes are sitting
01:08:28
and fucking launcher going to do the fucking thing. You? Yeah.
01:08:31
We had one like I remember I was at fucking my work
01:08:35
less than ten years ago and there the same fucking thing.
01:08:38
These things are not once in a lifetime event.
01:08:41
It's going to happen again towards you.
01:08:42
End again before you fucking know it.
01:08:44
2099, three, four times a year.
01:08:46
But not 20 44.99 in Michigan.
01:08:50
August 23rd, 2044 in Michigan. Sure.
01:08:53
But I'm just saying it was exactly just every fucking the entire turnpike of Ohio.
01:08:58
Every single fucking one was loaded, packed with people.
01:09:01
And it's like, these are meant for people to stop.
01:09:04
It's a service.
01:09:05
It's not a hangout, it's not a chill spot.
01:09:07
What are you doing with your life? You don't have property.
01:09:10
You have a house with a fucking lawn.
01:09:12
You don't have a fucking friend's house.
01:09:14
What the fuck are you doing with your life
01:09:16
or you're sitting in a fucking lawn chair at 130.
01:09:18
Wait until fucking 3:00
01:09:19
at a fucking shitty little fucking rest area with a fucking gross ass bathroom?
01:09:23
A fucking
01:09:24
nothing more than a Burger King and a shitty little fucking Dunkin Donuts.
01:09:28
And you motherfuckers are going to take up the entire fucking parking lot.
01:09:31
I can't even fucking park and I got to fucking piss.
01:09:35
That's great.
01:09:36
Ranger V Okay. Okay.
01:09:39
I had heard the best developments about for.
01:09:44
So I think a lot of those people were there because they,
01:09:46
they all had the same idea and Ohio was in the 100% totalitarian total.
01:09:51
What was that word?
01:09:52
Z That word.
01:09:52
The reality of the of the eclipse.
01:09:55
So what I heard on the radio when I was at work
01:09:58
listening to the radio because I wasn't at any eclipse event,
01:10:02
is that the people that plan on getting to 100% got stuck on the roads,
01:10:06
so they all just pulled over at these rest stops
01:10:08
because their plan to get somewhere a half an hour or an hour away,
01:10:11
they were in traffic for five, six 7 hours because all these not what you called
01:10:16
dumb ass motherfucking stupid something creatures of whatever, whatever they're
01:10:20
they were the ones that were blocking the traffic
01:10:22
and so they were pissed at their selves because they didn't plan
01:10:27
and they probably thought who and who in their right
01:10:28
mind would go drive for 3 hours to see this eclipse for 13 minutes.
01:10:32
Well Apparently a lot of people did, and they all got stuck on the freeway.
01:10:36
And have you ever been to Ohio?
01:10:38
If you're not really into math, you should not drive any more
01:10:40
than a few blocks off the freeway.
01:10:45
What if you are from Ohio?
01:10:47
Yeah, I don't know.
01:10:50
A group and
01:10:51
then calling alone. Oh, Wolf, So you're.
01:10:53
Oh, my God.
01:10:54
And so do you do math like everyone in Ohio?
01:10:58
Probably.
01:10:59
I make it y you look like you.
01:11:02
You were like that.
01:11:04
You remember my Lima, Ohio guy story?
01:11:06
I mean. Yeah, Isn't it?
01:11:08
I thought that was one of the taxes.
01:11:10
Lima, Lima, whatever. Lima.
01:11:12
Is it like, Oh, I got to say, there was like an hour of traffic
01:11:15
from Toledo to north of Loon up here.
01:11:19
And supposedly Luna Pier was one of the like the the area that you would go
01:11:24
the closest to us, where you would have almost, I guess, 100% eclipse.
01:11:29
I don't I thought it was construction.
01:11:31
I didn't think it was that big of a deal.
01:11:32
Luna Pier is kind of a shithole.
01:11:34
It sounds nice until you go there and you realize it's a shithole.
01:11:37
But shout out to Luna appear.
01:11:39
I got a family member that says Toledo.
01:11:42
Oh, you know.
01:11:44
Yes. No, no, honestly, it's.
01:11:47
I don't.
01:11:47
Don't know the person, but the family man tells the story.
01:11:50
Says that they were talking about Toledo,
01:11:54
Ohio, this morning.
01:11:56
Oh, great.
01:11:56
British people say know today
01:11:59
in it a nice day and it cut.
01:12:02
Oh, I'm sorry.
01:12:02
You're talking about something else.
01:12:03
Different British people.
01:12:06
No, same British people.
01:12:09
Those same British people like to say that a lot.
01:12:11
Roll the clip, Brady.
01:12:13
Yeah, we sidebar pretty far.
01:12:14
We need to get back to Ben because.
01:12:16
Oh, Gary, Gary, Gary tried to get away from us.
01:12:18
I think of him.
01:12:19
Oh, no, I'm cold. It's good.
01:12:22
Like he didn't like the fact he tends to the religion.
01:12:27
It was 70 though, today.
01:12:28
Why is it cold?
01:12:29
It's 62. Oh, oh, it's dropping.
01:12:32
You got the the sun disappeared today, didn't you.
01:12:35
He got you got spoiled by the 70 degrees in this cooler.
01:12:38
Longer clips.
01:12:40
It's a little bit. A little bit. Yeah.
01:12:41
We got angry.
01:12:42
Ben looks at you.
01:12:43
So if you're on the moon eclipse of the Jew.
01:12:46
If you're on the moon right now.
01:12:47
Is there? I am. Is there an
01:12:51
terrestrial eclipse? No.
01:12:52
What's the earth? What's the name for something?
01:12:54
That's Earth. Terrestrial.
01:12:55
Yeah.
01:12:55
Is it the same perspective if you're on the sun?
01:12:59
No, no, it's.
01:13:00
It's a lot
01:13:02
better if you're in the sun a lot better.
01:13:05
No, seriously, More dead or fewer,
01:13:09
because now it's on the other side if it's still lined up.
01:13:13
Right. Or is it only for a second?
01:13:14
I need to see the path. I need to watch a path through.
01:13:17
If you're on the dark side would have to be here.
01:13:20
It would have to be the reciprocal.
01:13:22
With the moon, there's always going to be the shadow of the moon
01:13:26
passed over the earth every day, and you would probably see
01:13:30
like a little hue of the sun reflection around.
01:13:34
See, the problem is
01:13:35
I've been thinking about shit that matters too much to think about this shit.
01:13:39
That's the problem, right?
01:13:41
Even though I like that
01:13:42
because it like reset humanity and it's an event that we can all look at.
01:13:46
It seems to be a little bit trivial
01:13:49
and we shouldn't we should revisit your reset thing.
01:13:52
I like visiting nature for a reset.
01:13:55
I've heard people take off their shoes and socks and stayed in the grass.
01:13:58
I wouldn't suggest doing that out here because the dogs poop out here, dude,
01:14:02
standing in the grass, that's grounding. I actually practice that.
01:14:05
I swear by it.
01:14:06
Fuck you, he laughed. Me.
01:14:07
Do we work at electrical thing?
01:14:09
We won't. We love you because you're funny.
01:14:12
All right, So you should be grounded in your shoes.
01:14:14
It makes no sense. I don't wear magnets like in electrical.
01:14:17
The wear those.
01:14:17
There's people that wear those risk magnet wrist.
01:14:19
Yeah.
01:14:20
If you don't get them
01:14:21
within a foot of each other, they're not going to suck each other in.
01:14:24
So here's my here's my antique total experience.
01:14:29
Yeah.
01:14:30
Think. I mean,
01:14:32
if I start he just said the sucking in magnet bullshit again.
01:14:35
I feel I feel groggy like extra allergies when I don't have allergies.
01:14:40
It's run down headache and I will make sure
01:14:43
that I take my shoes and socks off and spend some time on the earth.
01:14:47
Not on the cement, not on my wood floor, not on shoes.
01:14:51
And I will feel 100% better almost immediately.
01:14:54
And then if after a long
01:14:55
period of time are repeated, I feel I mean, try it before you knock it.
01:14:58
Try it.
01:14:59
You guys want to do balloons, but my flawless forge is coming in handy.
01:15:03
You got shoes on.
01:15:05
You got shoes on.
01:15:05
So doesn't she always have shoes on? On my shoe?
01:15:08
And what she said that we don't need wired technology.
01:15:12
We can be that.
01:15:14
Well, you're. We're not talking electricity, we're talking magnet.
01:15:16
And the earth is a magnetic.
01:15:18
Well, your feet are magnets.
01:15:20
What part of your body is magnet?
01:15:21
What is that? Magnetic. It's still going.
01:15:23
It's still going to suck for me.
01:15:24
Regardless if it's something, it's going to suck.
01:15:26
So I don't know.
01:15:27
I mean somebody told me that they called it grounding and it.
01:15:31
I try it.
01:15:32
Yeah, that's for electricity.
01:15:34
Well, our electricity isn't leaving our body until we until we die.
01:15:37
Electricity is moving towards.
01:15:40
You're talking about and, and I think it's hogwash as well.
01:15:44
I think though that the grounding part, even my static when I touch things,
01:15:48
I know that has to do with humidity more than that will actually increase.
01:15:51
I get less because I have to wear grounding straps in my job all the time.
01:15:54
So I'm like, I'm aware when I'm more staticky.
01:15:57
You got it.
01:15:58
But it's got the distinct sound of nonsense. Like.
01:16:01
Like it.
01:16:01
It makes it makes you to me right out of the gate.
01:16:05
So if you're all full of all this shit and you're back.
01:16:09
SHAPIRO Out of here, I'm talking right now.
01:16:11
I'm sitting in a plastic chair
01:16:12
that no matter how much I think I'm grounded
01:16:14
or that Tesla's coming through the air, I'm wireless or whatever
01:16:17
it's going to build up in my body.
01:16:18
And as soon as I touch the earth, some of that is going to come from me.
01:16:22
The energy transfer is right. It's going to go from me to the earth.
01:16:26
If that's
01:16:27
a vast majority placebo effect, I will eat my heart.
01:16:32
Well, you know, the placebo effect is real.
01:16:33
Your head. Yes, I know.
01:16:35
The placebo effect is real, but it's it's your imagination running wild with you.
01:16:40
It is mind over matter.
01:16:42
See, I don't think you know that because I.
01:16:46
Don't think you know, there is there's evidence to support it
01:16:49
and none good not a property dualist
01:16:53
do you really do motivation is a thing people that are people that are in doom
01:16:58
and gloom tend to say in doom and gloom, people that are in doom
01:17:00
and gloom and think positive tend to work their way out of it.
01:17:02
There is there is something to be said for that.
01:17:05
People that that think they're going to die of a disease,
01:17:07
a higher percentage of them die from disease versus that the fighters.
01:17:11
Yeah, the mind is horrible.
01:17:12
Something to be said for that.
01:17:13
Ford If your mind is part of your body, it's all you're going to do
01:17:16
you say you're going to succeed or you say you're not.
01:17:18
You're always right. Henry Ford
01:17:22
But it don't say you can fly that there's a certain limit
01:17:26
that limit and yeah, I think I can Ford actually has a
01:17:30
what of the Ford Equinox and then a plan Planetary sun
01:17:35
The Nissan Eclipse.
01:17:37
Yeah No. Mitsubishi Eclipse. Yeah. So yeah.
01:17:40
You didn't go back to the Greeks with the did you talk Did you mention Helios?
01:17:44
I didn't listen to the monologue at all.
01:17:45
Sorry, we didn't go back to the Jews.
01:17:47
Oh, you know, I didn't write one because that was our formula for success.
01:17:51
So I started speaking off the cuff and it sounded stupid,
01:17:57
really, because sounds like you
01:17:58
when you can sound not like the smartest person in the room lately.
01:18:02
I guess I've been.
01:18:03
I've been feeling it.
01:18:04
The mythology is that myself, I'm being the smartest guy in the room,
01:18:08
and lately I just haven't felt that way.
01:18:11
Helios is the sun God.
01:18:12
And it was said
01:18:13
that when there was an eclipse that Herc it not Hercules, who's the big
01:18:16
was the big God juice.
01:18:19
Are they all big?
01:18:21
Isn't Zeus the father is Cronus, Isn't he the godfather?
01:18:26
The God?
01:18:26
Everyone has a father who?
01:18:29
I don't think you've been around some of the areas that I went.
01:18:32
Oh, no, they got two babies.
01:18:33
Oh, there are definitely some groups of people
01:18:36
some cultural Christians, if you will, that your father was al.
01:18:42
No, that's Superman.
01:18:44
I think we've had this conversation before.
01:18:47
I all sort of
01:18:50
said it.
01:18:50
That's great.
01:18:51
Well, no, they're a foot apart.
01:18:53
They're not going to suck.
01:18:57
You've got to just suck narrative,
01:18:59
suck harder.
01:19:02
Uh oh.
01:19:04
I'm skipping.
01:19:06
Go back to the gym in there, please.
01:19:08
Thing itself.
01:19:09
You end up with the culture of Christian postmodernism, and that is Jewish reason
01:19:12
that postmodernism is an informal postmodernism.
01:19:15
The natural decay.
01:19:17
You go from a three dimensional decay
01:19:19
enlightenment civilization that wasn't rooted in Judeo Christian values.
01:19:22
This is why, for example, when it comes to capitalism.
01:19:25
Adam Smith sense values
01:19:28
hold on is exactly what cultural religiosity means.
01:19:33
It's the values you take, the values
01:19:37
from the tradition, and you don't.
01:19:40
The rest of the bathwater and keep the baby.
01:19:43
But then you just call it values and traditions.
01:19:45
You don't call it cultural, Christian and add words that you're not.
01:19:49
You can you can have those values and I support it.
01:19:52
And humans can do without religion, but then you can't call yourself a religion.
01:19:57
And then the culture of
01:19:58
it's a phrase that makes you look it makes you look
01:20:03
ridiculous.
01:20:06
No, that's wrong.
01:20:07
Gary.
01:20:07
The mindless trendy that they're violence trendy,
01:20:11
but call me a mindless trendy.
01:20:14
And he. SHAPIRO just made huge assumption.
01:20:16
He assumes that because we were not enlightened
01:20:20
and we treated each other in the dark ages is what he's referring, I assume.
01:20:22
And then because we got Enlightened and found Christian, that the reverse
01:20:26
if Christian Christianity is removed now that we've learned those values, it's
01:20:29
just going to disintegrate back to the way
01:20:30
it was is a huge assumption and probably wrong.
01:20:32
Look at the animal kingdom and that's all you got to right?
01:20:35
Right. They're wrong.
01:20:36
Even there.
01:20:36
There's even there's even mother mothers who will who will murder
01:20:40
their own children for food.
01:20:42
They don't have a base on on.
01:20:45
And morality starts with religion because there is a consequence
01:20:49
to what we do in this life.
01:20:50
That's yeah, morality definitely takes a backseat to necessity.
01:20:56
It's sad that he
01:20:57
did see her children just because she was in the movie.
01:21:01
That's why the movie Alive is a movie because that's an anomaly.
01:21:06
Like in the animal kingdom. That's just every day.
01:21:08
So what what separates us from the animals, It's it's
01:21:12
pure or like here, I don't know.
01:21:17
I think it's a lot more complicated.
01:21:23
Our complicated
01:21:25
language abilities,
01:21:27
our our unique ability to cooperate.
01:21:30
There's there's a few things that we have just kind of a a step above.
01:21:35
And they accumulate across the board
01:21:38
to make this clearly superior
01:21:41
and at least manipulating world around us.
01:21:44
But there are you think there's nothing there.
01:21:46
There's nothing special about that that doesn't at all
01:21:50
go any further than just this this process of what we're dealing with right now.
01:21:54
There's no my my,
01:21:57
my best
01:21:59
friend that puts us ahead of the animals.
01:22:02
The rest of the animal kingdom in Amelia is self-awareness.
01:22:06
But even an amoeba is self-aware enough to not eat itself.
01:22:11
B when it runs into another part of, his body.
01:22:13
That is self-awareness.
01:22:15
That's exactly what we mean by self-awareness is just the way
01:22:19
I just thought of this right now. Right?
01:22:21
So, so, okay, just our memory, right?
01:22:24
So I think of things and then they no longer are things that I've thought of.
01:22:28
And they're they're in the past.
01:22:29
They no longer exist.
01:22:33
And so then you can draw out and some of them are just forgotten forever.
01:22:37
Well, yeah, but in some of them I can draw out, I can remember them.
01:22:41
It's not the first time.
01:22:44
It's, it's a remember.
01:22:47
Oh you're brain to hearing synthesize.
01:22:48
There are human beings that can
01:22:50
index and access every memory, every second of every.
01:22:54
So I believe that all that information is there.
01:22:56
Yeah.
01:22:57
It's only the ability to sort and access that is the problem.
01:23:00
And for me, I've determined that I can't remember what I did yesterday
01:23:04
because I can remember 80 million drum that I learned when I was 14.
01:23:08
That's going to take up those
01:23:11
banks, that mine banks or whatever was stored.
01:23:13
And that was one of my favorite episodes of Married With Married with Children.
01:23:19
What was the daughter's name?
01:23:21
Christina Applegate.
01:23:22
KELLY Yeah, but yeah.
01:23:24
Kelly She, she was on whatever trivia show and they learned that
01:23:28
she could remember like everything, but she could only remember a certain amount.
01:23:32
And so they gave her all the perfect questions.
01:23:34
And so like, she forgot one thing and the one thing was, answer a question.
01:23:39
The answer was her about her father, about pochi and four touchdowns.
01:23:44
And it
01:23:44
was just kind of funny because it was an interesting concept of like, yeah,
01:23:47
you could only remember so much.
01:23:48
And once you hit a certain limit, like you have to delete some of what's there.
01:23:51
But there's like, I believe what Brady is saying
01:23:53
is that yeah, you have an answer to the trivia question.
01:23:57
That's great.
01:23:57
If you could, you could potentially replay every single second of your life
01:24:01
if you could access that memory in your brain.
01:24:04
And supposedly it's technology, the technology
01:24:08
I think technology is the you know, the Kurzweil afterlife,
01:24:11
if you will, to tie in. Yeah.
01:24:13
That that they say that's why it sounds really stupid now.
01:24:15
But he had a couple of concepts that I
01:24:18
think might be possible that was thinking
01:24:20
that the singularity could be the fuzing of that.
01:24:24
All our energy that I keep referring to
01:24:26
that is or is not after our experience, I won't use the word point.
01:24:32
No, that's a good point.
01:24:32
The singularity could just be a ball of tangents.
01:24:36
That kind of say some forgot
01:24:39
what a singularity pulls in everything before and after it.
01:24:42
Like so like in my mind, up until just recently,
01:24:44
I thought the singularity is an event
01:24:46
that's going to happen and everybody from that point on will be included in it.
01:24:49
But what if the singularity sucks in people from 4000 years ago?
01:24:53
If somebody if somebody enters it and then they're there,
01:24:56
I'm not saying they'll be aware of it,
01:24:57
but if you're in it, you would be aware of it, whatever it is.
01:25:00
What if it sucks this in before
01:25:02
this podcast and we don't have This is part of our memories.
01:25:06
It's just this close to the singularity or you will not get sucked in.
01:25:09
You have to be closed.
01:25:10
Oh, there it is.
01:25:12
And avoid
01:25:14
perfect,
01:25:15
absolutely perfect Piss fuck cocksucker motherfucker.
01:25:20
Damn.
01:25:22
And think you saw just because you didn't move your mouth doesn't mean you're not.
01:25:26
Doesn't count.
01:25:28
There's a special place in hell for people that don't swear.
01:25:31
Oh, I hope so.
01:25:35
Sleep the lounge
01:25:37
in green room.
01:25:38
Hope is for the helpless.
01:25:41
Are we going back to a if Ben SHAPIRO?
01:25:44
Do be stupid.
01:25:45
That's a quite a duplicate face.
01:25:48
Yeah, he's making droopy face.
01:25:50
I don't like that They fired the.
01:25:53
The the woman.
01:25:56
I forgot her name.
01:25:56
I don't listen to no women.
01:25:58
They fired Candace Owens because they hired Candace Owens
01:26:01
to do one thing, and that was to basically make fun of black people
01:26:05
as a conservative. And then she did.
01:26:07
She didn't.
01:26:08
She didn't. Right. She didn't do it enough.
01:26:10
And she started making fun of it.
01:26:11
She said one bad thing,
01:26:13
one suggestion about Jewish people, and they fired her immediately.
01:26:17
There's a clue it had to do with the conflict
01:26:21
in Gaza.
01:26:22
But, well, that has nothing to do with Jewish people.
01:26:27
Yeah, it does.
01:26:28
Well, it does, but it doesn't.
01:26:30
See, now, that was kind of a joke, but it was the truth because our Jewish
01:26:33
people connected to the state of, Israel.
01:26:36
I mean, there is that just a fiction from 1940?
01:26:42
I think they may have a claim to something.
01:26:44
I better stop right there.
01:26:45
I blame the Palestinians.
01:26:50
Uh, with everything.
01:26:55
I lose you.
01:26:57
I don't know. I'm. I'm trying to.
01:26:58
I'm trying to.
01:26:59
I don't blame anybody pulled back from the past.
01:27:02
What do you guys want from me?
01:27:04
If it wasn't for believing in God that you wouldn't have anything in life,
01:27:08
I was gonna say something that I don't have anything in life.
01:27:11
That's. That's a bit of a joke.
01:27:12
I was worried that you wouldn't have anything in life.
01:27:17
Well, from a creation point of view,
01:27:19
which is where he was coming from, that's what he meant.
01:27:22
So we just got a thumbs up.
01:27:24
Look at that, I think.
01:27:25
Brady to that,
01:27:30
what?
01:27:34
No. Where we're going, I miss it.
01:27:36
Isn't it warm enough?
01:27:38
It is, yeah. Yeah.
01:27:40
I can just go straight out there.
01:27:43
But close to it.
01:27:45
But please, I will lose Gary.
01:27:47
I'll make sure I don't lose his audio.
01:27:50
Yeah.
01:27:56
Do you got a piece?
01:28:01
You got a push play or.
01:28:02
I think we're waiting for you to push play.
01:28:04
Get a push play?
01:28:05
Yeah, but I'm trying to fucking find what I was trying to say earlier.
01:28:08
It's like it's gone. So I'm listening to.
01:28:11
Oh, you got it. Still. You got you ready?
01:28:12
No, I'm listening to our previous show and I'm trying to find it.
01:28:16
I mean, conversations about anything, never once, never once
01:28:19
have this has this everybody thing where it's like draw talk more.
01:28:23
Usually it's draw. Stop talking.
01:28:24
We usually with the attitude I get.
01:28:25
So when I bow out, I just assume that conversation is going to keep going.
01:28:28
But I didn't realize how fucking important I was here.
01:28:31
God damn.
01:28:33
And you know what I mean?
01:28:35
I noticed it early on.
01:28:37
There's a bit delay, so I've been trying to talk extra to walk and everyone
01:28:43
just fine.
01:28:44
Well, we're just going to. We're just going to give up on it.
01:28:46
Let's go to Ben.
01:28:47
Where's Go and Gary go to the graveyard.
01:28:49
Man. We.
01:28:50
We went out. We left without. Yeah, that's all right.
01:28:53
Well, I'll go back to what I was doing and fuck you guys.
01:28:55
All right, This is engraved saying that it's crooked
01:29:00
and the flag is down,
01:29:04
but that's not cool looking on over here today.
01:29:08
Or is it
01:29:11
Doo doo doo doo doo.
01:29:12
I like the theme song to this.
01:29:15
I think we've seen this one before, Holmes.
01:29:18
I like that one.
01:29:19
Yeah. Okay. Mailbox.
01:29:22
Yeah.
01:29:22
Still expecting some type of correspondence from the Messengers.
01:29:26
It's this one that's so I shaved It looks like a chest piece.
01:29:34
So there's a name for that.
01:29:35
The Nabisco label is with the cross on top of the cup.
01:29:39
It's I, I just looked it up at the Nabisco logos based on that
01:29:43
with the cross on top of the Scrivener, it's all scrivener.
01:29:46
And then in Tibbetts.
01:29:48
But the angel, the creepy angel face, is it broken?
01:29:52
So I'm just going to assume when I was trying to think of something,
01:29:55
it wasn't as important as I thought it was.
01:29:56
It probably wasn't creepy to put it up.
01:29:58
But now that it's all like,
01:29:59
evolved and decorated without any type of religion, watching over it
01:30:03
or any type of maintenance or janitorial care, of course it's going to fall apart.
01:30:07
They need something to build and something to synchronize them
01:30:10
so that they can take care of their surroundings or otherwise.
01:30:13
As we all know, you know, bad walls,
01:30:16
you know, are bad.
01:30:17
If it wasn't for believing in
01:30:19
what God made, you wouldn't have anything in life then.
01:30:22
Wouldn't have anything in life.
01:30:25
You wouldn't
01:30:26
We would just be the animal kingdom eating each other.
01:30:29
I think that's where I was going.
01:30:30
It was about the animal kingdom and them eating their own
01:30:34
like they don't have like.
01:30:37
So there is some weird because like, so I was driving home from disc golf
01:30:41
when we went golfing and there was a dead squirrel in the middle of the road.
01:30:43
And then there was like another squirrel that was like halfway across the road.
01:30:47
And like, I literally had to honk at the fucker
01:30:49
in order to get it to finally run across the road.
01:30:52
I think I may have hit it Sure.
01:30:54
In its head it's like, Oh,
01:30:56
this thing needs to be moving and it's no longer movement.
01:30:57
It's like, Hey buddy, what are you doing out here in the middle of the road?
01:30:59
But at the same time it has no idea what's going on.
01:31:02
I can feel you.
01:31:03
I was driving and there was a squirrel jumped in the way
01:31:05
and I had to swerve to the left.
01:31:07
I swerved to the right. I could swerve to the left.
01:31:09
I finally smashed that motherfucker. Yeah.
01:31:13
Your job,
01:31:15
Uh, diameter.
01:31:17
They're quick. Who? There's a mason. Yep.
01:31:21
They got secrets in there.
01:31:22
You should really. It's so weird.
01:31:24
I don't want to see this one.
01:31:25
No, see, I was going to say that, but you don't want to say that on now.
01:31:28
Somebody digs that up, you're going to be in.
01:31:29
A lot of people think that they're like, special.
01:31:32
It's so it's so disconnected from what used to be in what used to be.
01:31:36
We have no idea what it actually was.
01:31:37
It was just some kind of dumb little like club.
01:31:39
It was like flood rats and then it got out of control.
01:31:42
It's pretty much like 100,000 in a week.
01:31:46
We want you to think in a thousand years they're going to have this little fucking
01:31:50
this little logo stuck in the little air horn.
01:31:54
Yeah, they'll act out.
01:31:55
They're going to burn, burning us in effigy,
01:32:01
putting us at the cross in the stake.
01:32:04
They will
01:32:06
make.
01:32:18
I don't think that goes away.
01:32:19
I guess they're going to stop it. Oh, well, can you.
01:32:21
Can you hear if I agree?
01:32:23
Yeah. All right let's finish up with then.
01:32:26
We have a five minute we have a Gary and a fine Gary
01:32:31
playing very fine.
01:32:32
Gary is pretty fine.
01:32:33
I mean, I'm not saying that from a gay point view,
01:32:35
but he's in the eye of the beholder.
01:32:39
Ah, one listener didn't like the voice of the on it.
01:32:42
I have but hold her
01:32:44
I tried to say that it sounded
01:32:46
like we're ready for
01:32:49
rebuttal. You roll that.
01:32:51
You ready?
01:32:52
Adam Smith wrote Theory of Moral Sentiments
01:32:54
before he wrote Love of Nations.
01:32:56
Theory of Moral Sentiments is an entire book about virtue
01:32:59
and the necessity thereof.
01:33:01
And then he wrote Wealth of Nations,
01:33:02
which was predicated on the idea that when you have civilization
01:33:05
that does in fact promote virtue, capitalism can thrive.
01:33:08
The same thing is true of things like free speech.
01:33:10
These all exist on deeper foundations.
01:33:12
Those deeper foundations are religious in nature trying to separate those off,
01:33:15
Pretending that they are the natural state of the world is historically ignorant.
01:33:19
History is in fact contingent.
01:33:21
The Enlightenment rests on Christian bases.
01:33:24
Pretending that it does not means that you end up suffering.
01:33:27
The two, an enlightenment severed from its Christian bases, ends in terror.
01:33:31
It actually ends in gulags and death camps.
01:33:34
The cost of living has already increased.
01:33:36
And that's the commercial I was talking about.
01:33:39
Well, it's occurred before and.
01:33:40
Well,
01:33:42
yeah, he does his own commercial.
01:33:43
Yeah.
01:33:43
It's not an overlay,
01:33:44
which is great because you can just fast forward it over perfectly.
01:33:46
Is making Near the end of the 19th century he was making the case
01:33:50
that when you killed, he was making the case this is the point
01:33:53
that Nietzsche was making near the end of the 19th century.
01:33:56
He was making the case that when you kill God, you don't
01:33:59
in fact end up with a higher secular humanism.
01:34:01
You end up with a pagan pursuit of power.
01:34:05
You end up with the pursuit of the ubermensch guy
01:34:07
because you have to live in a cold,
01:34:09
meaningless universe in which will is the only thing that matters.
01:34:13
Power is the only thing that matters.
01:34:15
Wil Wheaton This is why the arguments that are currently made
01:34:18
about how, for example, freedom of speech is just a guise for power.
01:34:21
This is the argument the left makes against freedom of speech.
01:34:24
Property rights are not about
01:34:27
the natural
01:34:27
outgrowth of human beings want to create and to cultivate.
01:34:31
They are in fact an imposition by a powerful cadre of people
01:34:33
who are attempting to victimize you.
01:34:34
They are bad. They are.
01:34:35
They're a tool of the patriarchy.
01:34:38
Those ideas are natural outgrowths.
01:34:40
I see a suffering natural law
01:34:43
that's a natural outgrowth
01:34:44
and suggesting that the universe is in fact not ruled by a creator
01:34:48
who created human nature, and that that human nature has natural
01:34:52
consequences like property rights or should have those natural consequences,
01:34:57
that the freedom of the mind that is guaranteed
01:34:59
by Genesis 127, where it says we're all made in the image of God,
01:35:02
meaning that we are creative and capable.
01:35:04
Well, and when you cut that off, you end up with
01:35:07
everything is just power dynamics and power relations as a civilization.
01:35:11
Cut yourself off from your roots.
01:35:13
And what you end up with is Scotland passing laws suggesting
01:35:16
that you cannot speak freely on matters of whether a man is a woman or not.
01:35:20
That's
01:35:21
ignorance that such an asset is going know.
01:35:24
That is going against a recent law that was just passed in Scotland
01:35:26
that says that you can be jailed for misgendering somebody.
01:35:32
Yeah,
01:35:34
yeah.
01:35:35
That was my point that I agreed with.
01:35:38
That's ludicrous.
01:35:40
It'll just sort of say we say ludicrous week.
01:35:43
So the same
01:35:44
same reason that we don't have mentors because men are afraid to hang around
01:35:47
with boys. Because I just saying that out loud.
01:35:49
You're both good thinking, above telling jokes.
01:35:52
Yeah. Gary likes hanging out with boys.
01:35:54
It's the same reason.
01:35:55
Nice fucking, you know, He says you.
01:35:57
He said, I've got to just roll the clip, boys.
01:35:59
The drop the same reason.
01:36:03
Play the drop clip.
01:36:05
Drop the short.
01:36:07
I don't have anything queued up.
01:36:08
I thought probably Brady was just I got nothing.
01:36:12
No, no, no.
01:36:12
The chance is all I needed here have been
01:36:16
hit. Just made a good point.
01:36:18
Did he?
01:36:19
Okay, that's. Yeah. Let's go ahead.
01:36:22
And whoever is in.
01:36:27
I don't think it's playing.
01:36:29
So it's.
01:36:30
It's really slow.
01:36:32
Oh, sorry.
01:36:33
Never mind that. Was on my end. Here you are.
01:36:35
It gets to control the other side.
01:36:37
At least it caught up as a natural consequence.
01:36:39
So people have asked me many times, can there be a moral atheist?
01:36:42
Sure, there can be a moral atheist.
01:36:43
Can there be a system built on atheism that is moral?
01:36:46
No, there cannot.
01:36:48
There cannot be a civilizational system built on atheism is why,
01:36:51
when Richard Dawkins says he's a cultural Christian,
01:36:53
the question that we should all be asking ourselves is twofold.
01:36:57
One is he writes
01:36:59
that our civilization rests on Christian foundations,
01:37:03
and the answer is yes, of course he is right about that.
01:37:05
The second question we should ask is then why are we destroying
01:37:08
those Christian foundations?
01:37:10
Well, if if the church building exists, but there's nobody inside,
01:37:14
how long do you expect the civilization to thrive
01:37:17
if the if the
01:37:19
civilization built on the Bible discards the Bible, how long do you expect that
01:37:24
civilization to continue along the lines it has previously continued?
01:37:29
And the argument by Dawkins and other
01:37:30
atheist presumably will be Yes, but all that's untrue.
01:37:33
Those would be necessary myths.
01:37:35
But they're necessary myths.
01:37:36
But they're myths. And so truth matters more.
01:37:38
So first of all, I would ask how are you defined?
01:37:41
So if you did something and created a religion
01:37:43
and it didn't scare the king enough, you know what I would do?
01:37:45
I would the next thing I would do is create a secret society
01:37:48
like the Masons and be like, Do we got something brewing so much
01:37:50
you don't even know what the fuck we're doing.
01:37:52
We're going to fuck you up if you don't let us to have at least
01:37:54
let us at least have our seat at the table.
01:37:56
We're going to fuck you up.
01:37:58
They all kind of an agreement, but now there's suddenly
01:38:01
there's these turds in the punch balls that are atheists.
01:38:03
They're like, No, no.
01:38:06
And then the next thing you know, we're going to be ruled by kings with nothing
01:38:10
to fucking no principles, no direct to the other other than me.
01:38:16
And I'm not I'm not assuming that that's going to happen for sure.
01:38:18
I don't like what he said. He didn't.
01:38:20
He said it's not going to be happens that already happens in the world we live in.
01:38:24
And the only thing that that
01:38:25
that contradicts that is the good faith in nature that people have.
01:38:29
And the only thing that is in faith is is religion
01:38:33
and the truth that the same things that are
01:38:37
have continuity through our time.
01:38:38
Now with a cultural Christian, whatever they're saying it is,
01:38:42
there still be pockets of good and pockets of bad
01:38:44
and there's still be Chicago and there should still be.
01:38:46
Yeah,
01:38:48
I can't think of a nicer paradise.
01:38:49
The opposite of Chicago, right now.
01:38:51
Anywhere on the mountain in Switzerland.
01:38:53
Where's the place where everybody has a high quality of living and health?
01:38:57
Yeah, all of Scandinavia.
01:39:01
All of these for West Bloomfield.
01:39:04
Yeah, I agree.
01:39:05
West Palm Beach, Florida is what I was moved to Mar
01:39:09
a Lago.
01:39:13
No, no, I think that might just be some nice properties
01:39:16
in the middle of a swamp, but I guess it's their quality of living is up.
01:39:21
They still ripens.
01:39:22
And if their if their income tax would stay in the swamp.
01:39:26
No income tax in Florida. Right.
01:39:33
I don't think there is.
01:39:34
Yes, there is. The income tax in Florida.
01:39:36
Are you saying it like that?
01:39:37
There's a lot of states where there's no income tax.
01:39:38
I think Florida is one of them,
01:39:41
Is there?
01:39:42
Well, all right, look it up.
01:39:45
Yeah, but there's other taxes that
01:39:46
that supplement whatever.
01:39:49
Florida does not have a state individual income tax.
01:39:53
Oh, okay.
01:39:54
Do you know why?
01:39:54
Because most people there that are getting their money from don't live there.
01:39:58
And the Floridians love that.
01:40:00
Right. Tax the tourist.
01:40:02
It cycles through.
01:40:03
It's like money.
01:40:04
It's almost like money laundering.
01:40:06
Money laundering.
01:40:07
It took a while for it to come up. There you go.
01:40:10
It boggles my mind that anybody anywhere around the Great Lakes pays anything.
01:40:14
Water. We should we should be profiting off.
01:40:17
That should to the point
01:40:17
where at least we're liquid solvent, if you know what I mean.
01:40:21
I mean, oh, we sell a decent amount of it to Nestlé
01:40:24
I don't know how much our state profits from it, but you know.
01:40:27
Oh, life water.
01:40:29
Do what you say we do.
01:40:30
We sell it. Or does we?
01:40:32
I don't know. That's what I'm saying.
01:40:33
I Don't know how much we profit.
01:40:35
None of our we sell it.
01:40:37
It's a natural resource. I don't know who owns it.
01:40:40
They're Native Americans, like. So.
01:40:42
See, they claim it first, then You have a dispute.
01:40:44
If one works and starts sucking more than everyone's share,
01:40:47
then no, they only start sucking when you get them closer than this.
01:40:51
There you go.
01:40:52
I teach up.
01:40:54
You're welcome.
01:40:54
So if you take two magnets
01:40:56
and you put their opposite poles together, do they start blowing?
01:40:59
Blowing? Yeah.
01:41:00
They blow each other to magnets. I'm going.
01:41:02
I got to go, guys, I'm going to take two, man.
01:41:04
It's going to go okay by blowing.
01:41:08
If if opposites blow.
01:41:15
Yeah you just change the whole dating game.
01:41:17
Opposites attract.
01:41:19
But now, if we're going to call, we're going to change words that anything
01:41:22
can be a vaccine and anything can be cultural or compatible
01:41:25
so then let's just change the word magnetism to
01:41:29
what you reminded me of earlier was the French Revolution
01:41:33
and how how it really changed the world.
01:41:36
What they did was, you know, one third of the vote
01:41:39
went to the clergy, one third of the vote went to the nobility,
01:41:42
and the remaining third went to the 97% of the people.
01:41:47
So what they did was they locked parliament doors
01:41:50
before the third vote showed up.
01:41:52
And then the common people were like, Hey, what's up?
01:41:56
So they had their own separate meeting
01:41:58
where the tennis court.
01:42:02
So they had what's
01:42:04
called the tennis court accord, I think.
01:42:08
And that's what that prompted the French Revolution.
01:42:12
And the reason the French
01:42:15
was so much more globally influential
01:42:19
because a lot of cultures woke up and realized, hey, what if
01:42:24
what if they really do realize that if they teamed up, they could defeat us?
01:42:30
And so some coups
01:42:32
were avoided by avoiding tennis.
01:42:35
Court records.
01:42:40
That's my French Revolution rant
01:42:44
through the tennis court record.
01:42:46
And because of
01:42:49
the girls, people say
01:42:51
a lot of people say that the tennis I.
01:42:55
I am the best the best.
01:42:58
It could ever.
01:42:59
I could say everyone, I'm the best either.
01:43:03
If you send me earlier, I listen go to quite
01:43:07
a few second and over most of America,
01:43:11
19 seconds to totality. Yes.
01:43:19
Poo poo poo,
01:43:24
they call them dumps.
01:43:25
Big, massive dumps.
01:43:29
11 o or the other clips of me looking at the eclipse
01:43:36
clip, eclipse eclipse, The eclipse eclipse.
01:43:40
What's that gong that comes in the it's like a dinner,
01:43:45
like a plastic container with a pop lid.
01:43:49
You just pop up the lid and then,
01:43:51
like, pouring on these cubes of gum.
01:43:54
It's in a like orbit.
01:43:57
Yeah.
01:43:57
It's like it's got a name that's not orbiting in a little like,
01:44:01
container like that where you just dump it.
01:44:03
I don't know. What the fuck are you bringing that up for?
01:44:06
It's called Eclipse one of the brands is Eclipse,
01:44:09
the CSG, the Gum Syzygy,
01:44:13
because it's the act of two women. You
01:44:17
know, I don't see how
01:44:18
they going to look so dirty.
01:44:22
More than two.
01:44:23
And that's why that's why I said the G.
01:44:25
Now Scissor Jesus, bit of third.
01:44:30
You can beats Purdue to win March Madness.
01:44:35
Hold on. G
01:44:38
This just in
01:44:40
the University of Connecticut
01:44:43
has won the men's NCAA
01:44:47
tournament of basketballs.
01:44:52
I would rather have
01:44:53
basketballs than tennis elbow.
01:44:57
I've got tennis elbow and soccer balls.
01:45:00
It's a five actually.
01:45:02
Tennis elbow is a lot better than tennis balls.
01:45:07
What about soccer balls?
01:45:10
Yeah, What about hockey puck?
01:45:11
It's way better than hockey parks.
01:45:13
What about tennis? Elbows to the balls.
01:45:16
Oh, I would still.
01:45:19
I'm still thinking the puck.
01:45:22
The puck to the balls.
01:45:24
Drop the puck, Brady.
01:45:26
Oh, puck your balls
01:45:32
or something.
01:45:32
Here.
01:45:33
You ever downloaded an MP three?
01:45:36
I never have. Never, never once.
01:45:39
Sometimes they embed an image in it and
01:45:43
the this girl had a little picture
01:45:47
that it's got there.
01:45:50
It's embedded.
01:45:52
Oh, no. Here. Here we go.
01:45:54
We want to go back to disc golf.
01:45:56
Yeah.
01:45:57
Oh, did you get footage the other day?
01:46:01
Who did?
01:46:01
You know,
01:46:02
I uploaded what I was trying to play last week, and I found some beautiful.
01:46:05
So why are we.
01:46:07
Why didn't we record one segment?
01:46:09
We've got a picture of easy flipping off my camera, Man,
01:46:15
I forgot I didn't pull out the phone or whatever.
01:46:18
I was drunk. Whip it. Oh, whip it out.
01:46:21
I don't know.
01:46:22
I started day drinking Saturday at 5 a.m..
01:46:28
It was it was not pretty.
01:46:30
And we closed that part time.
01:46:32
Oh I didn't go to bed until fucking
01:46:36
4 a.m.
01:46:36
on Friday.
01:46:37
And then I woke up like really, really drunk to the point
01:46:39
where like I was like, I'm never drinking again.
01:46:43
And then shortly thereafter, shortly thereafter,
01:46:46
I was just fiddling with adding drops to my board here.
01:46:49
And then, I don't know, I went by
01:46:51
and then all of a sudden you guys are already at the park.
01:46:52
And so I went to the store near and then I continued drinking.
01:46:56
It was really the liquid ivy that that fix everything but but
01:46:59
but you're your beer was Yeah no yeah it was yeah.
01:47:03
No because it was 4.5 so I tried stay lighter for now.
01:47:08
No, much better than five or five and a half.
01:47:13
Yeah.
01:47:13
I actually had an opportunity to give draw his cookies and didn't
01:47:17
have them with me. Easy.
01:47:19
I know what I was going to give him the money, and then we.
01:47:22
We settled on if he eats them, that's cool because it's
01:47:25
easy money and if he doesn't eat them, also buy them, right.
01:47:29
I would have kept some of them then if that was an option.
01:47:33
No, I rip you off for $3.
01:47:35
Brady.
01:47:36
All I got left was these nasty things.
01:47:38
Yeah, that's all that's going to do as well.
01:47:41
I'm dumps big, massive dumps.
01:47:44
I've got 23 boxes left.
01:47:47
I have 23 boxes of Girl Scout cookies right now.
01:47:50
Yeah I one same.
01:47:52
I got some one package.
01:47:54
I'm not even done with it.
01:47:57
Kelly Three cookies left.
01:47:59
I got 23 boxes of Girl Scout cookies.
01:48:03
I'll buy them.
01:48:05
Okay.
01:48:06
As long as they're Tagalongs only.
01:48:08
That's right. No, they're all red boxes.
01:48:11
I was going to do a box right here. Whatever you don't want.
01:48:13
Yeah, Yeah.
01:48:15
I wonder what's inside. I know it would.
01:48:17
It would stop being surprising after about the 13th Red box
01:48:22
after the first one.
01:48:25
Yeah.
01:48:26
So, No, my boxes.
01:48:28
Margaret is hilarious to me wouldn't know what
01:48:34
handwritten in marker on my box at the end.
01:48:36
At the end of the box
01:48:37
says Margaret Box on the cardboard box or on one of the red ones.
01:48:42
Yeah. Really?
01:48:43
Outside of the master. Yeah.
01:48:45
To the left, right cheek. Clearly we ain't.
01:48:48
We were always earmarked for a party closet
01:48:51
or Margaret's one of my nicknames that I didn't know about.
01:48:56
Clearly, we repurposed her box.
01:48:59
Okay, well, Doris,
01:49:02
in the celebration of the wrap version or the real version.
01:49:06
Oh, gosh. Yeah.
01:49:09
The only two choices.
01:49:10
That's a false dichotomy.
01:49:12
No, it's an option.
01:49:13
Your world has no options. Oh, that.
01:49:15
That's an atheist. I'm sorry. You have no option.
01:49:18
Oh, right.
01:49:18
Okay.
01:49:19
Do the rape version.
01:49:22
Well, again,
01:49:25
I meant wrap.
01:49:27
What I say rape. Hey,
01:49:31
I got Gary.
01:49:33
You're coming up.
01:49:38
I like that song.
01:49:45
Hope I picked the right one, but
01:49:48
I'm good.
01:49:51
And it celebrates.
01:50:08
Hell, yeah.
01:50:18
Get a little bit better.
01:50:22
Get down, Get the new book.
01:50:24
Better be
01:50:39
someplace with my notes on
01:50:44
Indian rap.
01:50:48
And you got me
01:50:55
some notes
01:51:03
with one another to you.
01:51:06
Make it fun.
01:51:07
Do you like this? Do
01:51:23
Gary know people?
01:51:24
Gangster, little Prima Forgive.
01:51:29
Gentlemen, let's broaden out.
01:51:31
Lawrence. Where's that one?
01:51:34
Let's just get our buddy, I think.
01:51:37
Well, wait. This kept playing.
01:51:38
I think sometimes just.
01:51:39
Just is just my opinion, my subjective opinion.
01:51:41
We may overdo this sounds a bit,
01:51:44
you know, and and when we really overdid it, we got 100,000 views.
01:51:50
Gentlemen,
01:51:52
Let's broaden our minds.
01:51:54
Lawrence, you're out of your minds.
01:51:57
Back.
01:52:00
Oh, yeah, I think I know. Mm.
01:52:04
Mm hmm.
01:52:07
But my body.
01:52:09
My body is telling me. Yes,
01:52:14
yes. No, I would believe there's no proof of it.
01:52:19
There's no proof.
01:52:20
Yes. No, maybe.
01:52:24
Yeah. No, no, no.
01:52:26
Can you repeat the question?
01:52:30
I've always prided myself on being the smartest guy in the room
01:52:33
and lately I just haven't felt that way.
01:52:38
I like the way Ari said.
01:52:41
No. It's too soon.
01:52:43
Just Mount Rushmore.
01:52:45
Because they are not ranked.
01:52:47
It is just.
01:52:48
Oh, they're all for.
01:52:49
What's your Mount Rushmore as a G?
01:52:52
Yeah. Gary out early.
01:52:54
Oh, oh, for this one I'm
01:52:57
a lunar eclipse Solar eclipse apocalypse
01:53:01
An alpaca flips.
01:53:05
Dude, I sent you.
01:53:06
I sent you my Mount Rushmore hookup to do two testicles count as this is a G
01:53:15
turntables and a
01:53:15
microphone if your perspective is also lined up with them.
01:53:21
That's why I asked earlier, because you said to to at least two.
01:53:25
There has to be the third point of view.
01:53:26
Otherwise it's not a a g, it's just two points in space with the connection.
01:53:30
So the technical definition, two or more,
01:53:34
but two of those are similar to the forest.
01:53:37
Through that can you see the forest through the trees?
01:53:39
If you can't see them aligned, does it make it as a G?
01:53:44
It would have.
01:53:45
There has to be a point of view seeing them aligned.
01:53:47
Otherwise it's just two planets in space
01:53:50
or which is presumed that's a citizen, a G or two bodies.
01:53:53
They don't get planets obviously.
01:53:56
And if you get three women to scissor, that's a C to get guys
01:54:01
orgy.
01:54:02
Scissor Orgy.
01:54:03
We just passed through the shadow of the moon.
01:54:06
That's all we did.
01:54:07
We pass through the shadow of the moon.
01:54:09
That shadow is always there.
01:54:11
Always It just happened to hit us.
01:54:13
Yeah. Did you see the plane followed it?
01:54:16
They did more than 13 minutes. They.
01:54:18
They followed it across the path.
01:54:20
Well, yeah, do that again.
01:54:23
That goes back to my rant about the people that stayed at the
01:54:26
the stupid fucking those three
01:54:29
arresting on Monday.
01:54:32
What was so pretty great.
01:54:35
But it's still a great rant.
01:54:36
It was a great one.
01:54:37
Amazing that you
01:54:38
you spend all your time and what you saw is a little bit of darkness for 2 seconds.
01:54:42
Then I was disappointed because that's the thing.
01:54:45
I thought it was really cool last time.
01:54:48
This time I remember working
01:54:51
shop, I was like ten years ago and I remember it was
01:54:55
it was towards the evening and we frickin had our welding helmets
01:54:58
and we were looking at it with our welding helmets.
01:55:00
And I had everybody had eclipse parties.
01:55:02
It was like 2015, 2017.
01:55:05
Someone was on a night shift, I think it was towards the dusk.
01:55:08
My mom had just moved in and it was right
01:55:10
when she moved into her condo, so she threw an eclipse viewing party.
01:55:15
No kidding.
01:55:16
It was so an event.
01:55:17
I went out, I tried to record good clips for the show,
01:55:20
but man, nothing turned out great because you can't see it.
01:55:24
It's just one of your cameras
01:55:27
you needed.
01:55:28
Yeah, you needed, like, several lawn chairs,
01:55:30
a bunch of space in an area that really doesn't belong to you.
01:55:34
And then you're going to hang out there for several hours,
01:55:35
and then you need the shitty little tripod
01:55:37
with your phone or a shitty little camera with a little bit of square
01:55:40
lens thing over it that I saw so many people with.
01:55:43
And it's like, Why don't you walk?
01:55:45
Why don't you contact?
01:55:46
You can see the same shit on the news, like,
01:55:48
what are these assholes thinking like, Oh, I'm going to post my so it wasn't mine.
01:55:52
It was going to be better than NASA's. Like
01:55:57
any time
01:55:58
they can hear you making a podcast in their barn.
01:56:01
Yeah, except to talk about unique shit.
01:56:03
Imagine everyone filming the same exact thing
01:56:05
and going, Look, it's different even though it's the same thing.
01:56:08
Just. Just all.
01:56:09
Just so I don't make a mistake.
01:56:10
Your rent was great, but I want to pick at it and pull it apart
01:56:13
and make fun of it some more. Yeah. Yeah. I tend to just go.
01:56:15
How long?
01:56:16
According to the the law of draw, am I allowed to stay at a rest stop?
01:56:20
Is it.
01:56:21
How long is he allowed to rest for.
01:56:23
As long as you're utilizing that rust for what it was intended for.
01:56:26
These people are utilizing. It is like chill spot.
01:56:29
So where do I see draws list of a I don't know,
01:56:33
this particular chill spot and rest stop.
01:56:37
This is it.
01:56:37
I think those are set up right So so it's like a it's
01:56:40
a run up and fucking like on steroids.
01:56:44
It's got its own gas station.
01:56:47
It's got a Burger King in it. It's got a Dunkin Donuts.
01:56:49
It's got a Oh, yeah, we've been to the super centers.
01:56:53
But I guess you explain people have walked into the Burger King place.
01:56:58
So you're telling me you didn't you didn't drive around to the back
01:57:00
where there's way more parking, but you can still get close to a door?
01:57:04
Maybe it's a different rest.
01:57:05
That from the U.S.. You were in Ohio, right?
01:57:07
No, no.
01:57:07
There was literally people you know, you know,
01:57:10
we saw you on the jury burger door.
01:57:13
Yo, Joe, go.
01:57:15
Oh, fuck. I forgot to do a fucking draw.
01:57:17
New Hampshire. New Hampshire.
01:57:20
Oh, no.
01:57:21
Yeah.
01:57:21
Where is your Ohio?
01:57:22
No, obviously, I was heading this way.
01:57:25
Obviously.
01:57:27
Well, you know that obvious Pennsylvania.
01:57:31
Oh, you're my close.
01:57:34
You're.
01:57:35
You're in the right state.
01:57:37
Oh, yeah.
01:57:39
Got it. Anyway. Yeah, I don't know.
01:57:42
I still have another hour to go to my initial or actual destination,
01:57:46
but to break the drive up because it's such, it's a very easy job.
01:57:50
It's not going to take more than like 4 hours.
01:57:53
Okay.
01:57:54
So I'm like an hour away that way.
01:57:56
I'm going to drive an hour in the morning.
01:57:58
The amount of time I ever got, if it was driving, I went back that way.
01:58:02
When I go back home, it's an hour less of a drive.
01:58:05
Yeah, like that thing.
01:58:07
Not to be topical, but
01:58:09
I am actually in the vicinity that WrestleMania actually was this.
01:58:14
This weekend.
01:58:15
Yeah. WrestleMania.
01:58:17
What's that? The WrestleMania.
01:58:18
The just is almost as big as the Super Bowl.
01:58:22
It's a Super Bowl.
01:58:23
Similar, the largest, the most, the most viewed,
01:58:26
the most tweeted about or talked about.
01:58:30
It competes with the Indy 500.
01:58:32
Yeah, it's
01:58:33
the first ever one without Vince McMahon under the helm with all his allegations.
01:58:37
And speaking of Vince McMahon, allegations I do have this which was actually pulled
01:58:40
from one of my favorite podcasts, which is done by Vince Russo.
01:58:46
This is this is an AI shirt that he played on his
01:58:49
I don't know where this
01:58:50
the originated from, otherwise I would give credit,
01:58:52
but otherwise this is from Vince Russo, his podcast.
01:58:54
It was a little bit chopped up, but god damn, this is good.
01:58:57
I and this is the text messages that he allegedly sent this woman
01:59:01
and he's ripped off in three big buckets and all three hold at the same time.
01:59:04
Wake up your pussy and wake up your ass as far as your father
01:59:08
and the biggest cock
01:59:08
goes down your throat, so it makes you gag and convulse
01:59:11
as those big Black Hawks pound away.
01:59:12
It feels like from the start you're being assaulted by fate.
01:59:15
You come and just before you pass out, though, I get a lot of comments on you
01:59:19
and the way on your stomach. The problem coming out.
01:59:20
Hold your hold. I'll turn you over and check off all over
01:59:24
such my there really good let's that
01:59:27
I like the little fuck it like yeah
01:59:32
I mean it supposedly are sex messages but yeah it was quite an interesting evening
01:59:37
The rock was there the undertaker was there, John Cena was there.
01:59:43
So it's quite a spectacle.
01:59:46
Quite a spectacle.
01:59:49
I now more exciting than that.
01:59:53
He's an older man.
01:59:53
Who was he not older than you earlier?
01:59:56
I think
01:59:57
I've always been older than him, but I think now he's older than me.
02:00:00
Recently.
02:00:01
Yeah. It just.
02:00:02
Just overtook me or under took me to
02:00:07
or I took the undertaker.
02:00:09
You overtook the undertaker. Undertook
02:00:13
something like that.
02:00:15
Oh, my God.
02:00:17
You are a dipshit.
02:00:17
But we all know that's why Gary, a mindless, trendy, badass.
02:00:22
Mindless, trendy,
02:00:25
trendy.
02:00:25
Have you noticed how I am?
02:00:27
Well, let's just dive into the Bob drops, because what about the man's right?
02:00:31
Because that's what I love about Oh, man or man made man,
02:00:34
I'd even mean it to be this way means a different man, man, man.
02:00:38
Ready to say anything.
02:00:38
But he's trying it.
02:00:39
You really got.
02:00:40
Because not just man, it's man.
02:00:42
And you know a man.
02:00:45
If it was him for believing in God, it's not that you wouldn't have anything
02:00:48
in life, man.
02:00:50
And ends in that one.
02:00:51
Therefore man fight.
02:00:55
I you know, they're well thought out and I understand
02:00:58
everyone know that
02:01:01
over time.
02:01:02
Yeah.
02:01:02
And I think it's cleaned up too, because If he's not on the radio,
02:01:06
if you talk to him for a while in the house,
02:01:07
the man start becoming fuck and other.
02:01:10
Oh, you don't even hear him. You don't even notice them.
02:01:13
It's like, oh, I'm so used to it.
02:01:16
So Vince Russo, the guy who I got the Vince McMahon clip from,
02:01:20
he says, Bro all the time.
02:01:21
And it just like at first you're like, this guy.
02:01:23
Guy says, bro all the time. But then once you listen.
02:01:25
No, no, no, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:01:28
Or not.
02:01:29
Or an man through the Bobs.
02:01:31
Let's let's go to the Bobs. Right. Ready?
02:01:33
You know, man, what we believe in and what God man A
02:01:36
you wouldn't have anything in life then those three.
02:01:39
Definitely.
02:01:40
That's why Gary, the man this trendy bad guy man, the heart, the soul man,
02:01:45
you know, because otherwise you're not going to make it in this world, man.
02:01:50
He's using it, right? Those guys matter about a trendy man
02:01:54
or three quarter of fries of French fry man.
02:01:58
Maybe Donald Trump was right.
02:02:00
Yeah,
02:02:04
a lot of them there.
02:02:05
My favorite part is like, he's such a fuckface and he's been an asshole.
02:02:09
So this is what I did. So this is what he initially said.
02:02:11
I'll think Trump really believes in the limelight, Right?
02:02:14
Right.
02:02:14
I think he believes in the Bible.
02:02:17
But what you can easily do is just go.
02:02:19
Donald Trump really believes in the Bible.
02:02:21
Yeah, true.
02:02:24
And then you just go Donald Trump really believes in the Bible.
02:02:27
And then it's like, I have to agree with you on that issue.
02:02:30
Then most
02:02:32
most definitely.
02:02:34
Maybe Donald Trump was great.
02:02:38
Oh, said
02:02:43
this was going to bring them both back on for a debate.
02:02:46
Are they going one of them?
02:02:49
No, one of them.
02:02:50
There's a
02:02:52
third off the other X you can text you fagots.
02:02:56
Don't be a fagot.
02:03:00
You can be a fagot if you want.
02:03:02
They called in for our biggest show ever.
02:03:06
I don't.
02:03:07
I'm thrilled. Hold on.
02:03:09
Did They call me for our biggest show ever.
02:03:10
Or was it our biggest show ever because they called in or not?
02:03:15
There's always the or not.
02:03:20
I remember that show.
02:03:23
I mean,
02:03:25
the views do not always and doesn't mean causality.
02:03:29
Is that how it goes?
02:03:30
Correlation does not necessarily
02:03:34
mean it's it's
02:03:35
it was caused by the correlating over what is it.
02:03:40
Yeah causation okay yeah
02:03:43
over something somebody coincidence somebody said
02:03:47
but appreciate that statement I hear that a lot but it also doesn't
02:03:50
mean that it does or you know it doesn't mean the opposite.
02:03:53
It could mean yeah it doesn't mean there's I mean it's not true.
02:03:57
People used to use against it exclusively and Absolutely.
02:04:01
And they should not do that.
02:04:03
Just because something sounds ridiculous doesn't mean it's untrue.
02:04:06
And I found that that like after lunch.
02:04:10
Yeah, that sounds ridiculous,
02:04:12
but I'm trying to come up with a legitimate way.
02:04:16
That it could work.
02:04:16
Oh, wait, no, no, no, wait.
02:04:20
You said that sounds ridiculous. Not it is ridiculous.
02:04:22
You said it sounds ridiculous. So you're right.
02:04:24
You're saying that there is.
02:04:27
I'm trying to find a fragment of, like,
02:04:32
something I can cling on to that might suggest that just something
02:04:36
that is visible and I can't find dirty isn't the absurdity
02:04:40
and the unpredictability of the universe
02:04:42
and physics and all this shit that they point out.
02:04:44
Just just
02:04:46
almost indicate that there's a
02:04:48
there's a chance.
02:04:52
But but the reason
02:04:55
why I want to sit here does not
02:04:59
what a more efficient way to say
02:05:02
almost does is does not.
02:05:05
I'm 99.9% sure means you have no
02:05:10
it doesn't
02:05:11
matter to the extent you know exactly yet
02:05:14
just as we don't have an idea it's just our
02:05:18
what can't you do in the car you don't know
02:05:21
and just go with the parts you do.
02:05:24
Can't you dismiss the parts?
02:05:25
But what do you know?
02:05:27
You have you know,
02:05:28
you do know we're here and we exist and I'm a biological lifeform.
02:05:32
And that will, you know, give
02:05:36
to a lot of this stuff that I can experience.
02:05:39
And and I think therefore I am.
02:05:42
And there's a lot of that, you know, that gives you
02:05:46
what aren't just cards and stuff you don't and go with what you do
02:05:51
that gives you zero context
02:05:53
and what happens after you die.
02:05:57
No idea.
02:05:58
Yeah.
02:05:58
The same reasons that you say that you can't stop being aware
02:06:02
and you stop observing.
02:06:02
I have I have no idea.
02:06:06
And that is my
02:06:07
indication that you're going to do nothing.
02:06:11
Drop, drop, drop, drop, drop.
02:06:16
So the idea radio drop, nothing timestamps.
02:06:21
Then we do a show on nothing.
02:06:23
We should maybe number five or six.
02:06:27
We'll do it right early.
02:06:28
We'll do it right after the Mandela effect.
02:06:31
Okay,
02:06:32
That's a good idea.
02:06:33
Context.
02:06:36
That's why Gary the main this trendy bad.
02:06:40
So trendy, so very trendy.
02:06:43
You want to you want a sidebar really quick.
02:06:46
Yes, I do.
02:06:47
I was in the midst of all of that.
02:06:51
So imagine this.
02:06:52
I was in the midst of trying to pull one of those out.
02:06:54
But the. Dr. Phil, what Dr. Phil is.
02:06:57
So this is Ben SHAPIRO in my microphone from Dr.
02:07:00
Phil.
02:07:01
Okay. Dr.
02:07:02
Phil from Ben SHAPIRO. The other
02:07:06
or not the other
02:07:07
of the Aspen for a big ski vacation and then they quick change
02:07:11
and put on stuff like they're headed to Cancun for the weekend.
02:07:15
And I'll be right back.
02:07:16
I have to go into different seasons
02:07:19
and and then they go shoot all of this this stuff surrounding it.
02:07:22
Like this is their their their famous lies.
02:07:26
Oh, so he's talking about the social media people that fake their life.
02:07:30
There's actually supposedly an airport that lets you rent it for 15 minutes.
02:07:34
It makes it look like you're getting on a private plane
02:07:37
and that these social media influencers
02:07:40
pay like a zero 100 bucks
02:07:43
to make it look like they're flying on private planes all over the place.
02:07:46
So people follow them and go, Oh my God, look at these crazy like.
02:07:49
And then they they use other footage, stock footage
02:07:52
from other shit to go like, look at the stuff at this destination.
02:07:55
Now, like, it could Seriously, nothing you watched on
02:07:58
the internet is real, even on your own show.
02:08:02
Now, that was not the point of me.
02:08:05
That was not the point of me playing Dr.
02:08:06
Phil, but I roam around it too far down for a year
02:08:11
and then 18 months and then two years in some parts.
02:08:13
Yeah.
02:08:14
So we're talking about we're talking about the shutdown of children
02:08:17
during the COVID
02:08:19
me that may have affected them a little bit.
02:08:21
People that keep those records, the same people
02:08:25
that that monitor that level of of middle
02:08:29
and emotional
02:08:32
illness among our young people
02:08:34
are the same ones that shut the schools down.
02:08:38
And it when they shut it down for a couple of weeks, I said, okay, I get it.
02:08:41
They got to get their bearings.
02:08:43
But when they shut them down for a year and in 18 months, within two years
02:08:48
in some parts of the country, I said publicly at the time,
02:08:51
the mismanagement of COVID, the mismanagement of this quarantine
02:08:55
is going to exact a higher toll on our young people
02:08:59
than the virus ever could possibly.
02:09:02
And yet they they
02:09:04
they labeled me as some kind of Looney Tunes, some kind of heretic.
02:09:08
And then when that all came true,
02:09:11
I've been watching my phone and watching my email.
02:09:14
I haven't seen anybody say, Hey, sorry we said all that
02:09:17
because it's all come true. Now.
02:09:19
I haven't gotten any of those messages.
02:09:21
But the fact of the matter is,
02:09:22
it cost millions of years of life for these young people
02:09:25
because disrupted their emotional development,
02:09:29
their social development, their educational attainment.
02:09:32
So they'll achieve less in life.
02:09:34
They'll get lesser jobs, they'll have lesser
02:09:36
insurance, they'll have slower diagnosis, diagnosis, later intervention.
02:09:40
I mean, they'll they'll they'll have three years of life shaved off at the far end.
02:09:45
So it is interesting because where did this
02:09:47
so the whole tick tick tock issue, right?
02:09:51
Yeah, that's a big issue. Right.
02:09:52
And what cause and that's what Dr.
02:09:55
Phil actually kind of dives into a tiny tiny little bit,
02:09:59
but not fully where I'm going.
02:10:00
But that's what inspired me to bring this to light because so you have
02:10:04
Wuhan lab in China that produce a virus that kind of shut down the world.
02:10:10
And we all said Tick Tock, which is owned by China.
02:10:18
That promotes a certain attitude to children.
02:10:21
And so you almost have a
02:10:25
psychological Internet warfare of just just the subtle,
02:10:29
just dumbing down of American youth just to conquer them later on.
02:10:34
You have it completely,
02:10:36
but you have the Saudi the Muslim situation.
02:10:39
And oop, that I love easy.
02:10:45
He wasn't at me at all.
02:10:47
I love easy. And.
02:10:50
Oh, you mean I thought you meant that easy.
02:10:52
Well, he was mad at me for.
02:10:55
Okay, I Wasn't sure
02:10:56
because I kind of felt like maybe I kind of maybe went out of them
02:10:58
a little too hard or attacked him a little bit from the first.
02:11:01
But I also know in a weird way that no,
02:11:05
we we've we've made him quite callous to that kind of attack.
02:11:10
I just feel like.
02:11:11
Has he been hanging around his wife too much? Is that what
02:11:14
it's kids.
02:11:15
He's he has no outside life other than any of the little kid
02:11:20
he and overtly like was he
02:11:23
he was going to he if if Trump won again it would
02:11:26
he would cry inside on the inside. Yeah.
02:11:28
Yeah, honey.
02:11:29
And I was like, I can't believe that that's a thing.
02:11:32
Like, I didn't it's not that much.
02:11:35
Didn't make me cry and sad I don't like is like I say, he's the worst brother.
02:11:39
He wears his Yeah.
02:11:40
On the inside.
02:11:42
I don't know.
02:11:44
I'm okay with it.
02:11:45
He said that and I really, I felt like I asked him too many questions about it
02:11:50
when I probably should just let him let it go.
02:11:52
I'm not sure if I don't think you thought you pressed too hard.
02:11:57
And it was really beneficial for show fodder.
02:12:00
No, no, no.
02:12:01
But I don't know if he also thought like,
02:12:02
oh, they're going to talk about the show on the show now.
02:12:04
Like, that's not what I think about the show.
02:12:07
He's never watched.
02:12:10
We should not we should not use the show to use anybody's point of view,
02:12:14
because that's all we do is attack people's points of view.
02:12:18
And if your stance doesn't stand up to scrutiny,
02:12:23
I told them, Blake, they're like, Oh, I know,
02:12:26
I know what news channel you listen to.
02:12:27
And like CNN and MSNBC mostly,
02:12:32
he was so distraught over
02:12:34
just the thought of Donald Trump becoming president.
02:12:37
It's news.
02:12:38
Joe Biden is way more corrupt.
02:12:40
And if you want to be upset over both of them, that's fine.
02:12:42
You can say I'll agree to have to brand new people.
02:12:46
I don't care
02:12:47
if Joe Biden wins, I'm going to be like, Oh, I wish I would have won,
02:12:50
but it's like going in my fucking world if anybody thinks my gas prices
02:12:54
hurt a bit more.
02:12:55
But if you take two steps back, not much is going to change either way.
02:12:59
It never hit me.
02:13:00
He just never will.
02:13:01
I just.
02:13:01
I just paint it over the fact of like he's like, oh, just because, you know,
02:13:06
Donald Trump was president and, you know, Biden is now
02:13:09
and there's issues, doesn't mean Donald Trump didn't start those issues.
02:13:11
But it's like, yeah, but if you look over the fact
02:13:13
that Joe Biden was vice president for eight fucking years.
02:13:16
Democrats held the seat for eight years, Republicans short for
02:13:20
and then the Democrats with Biden in charge have another four.
02:13:23
So within the last fucking six years,
02:13:25
the Republicans had it for four fucking years.
02:13:28
So whose problems? Whose problems are we?
02:13:31
Are we sitting in right now?
02:13:33
You get right down to the bottom.
02:13:35
When it comes down
02:13:35
to sending a whole bunch of money somewhere, they suddenly hold hands.
02:13:39
That's another locked up worth funding to say.
02:13:43
The more you might even pontificate that it's an illusion to keep us pulling
02:13:49
and not exactly getting to the point where we suck in.
02:13:52
Yeah,
02:13:53
because if we didn't, no magnets connected and we realize there's more to
02:13:57
everything that we
02:13:58
they show us, we'd actually start working together and working without them.
02:14:01
Wait a minute.
02:14:01
Why am I waiting for somebody to tell me that it's okay to fucking build a road?
02:14:04
And we're all sitting here, build a bridge, We're sitting here isolated.
02:14:08
Why are we sitting in our school? You know what I didn't do?
02:14:10
I didn't isolate.
02:14:10
When they told me to,
02:14:11
I kept working and doing everything that I was supposed to do.
02:14:13
And now it's caught a chord.
02:14:15
I'm like, Oh, there's a fucking woman and a dude on there
02:14:18
because they're trying to be looking for aggressive God.
02:14:21
No one's buying it because of the woman who's the woman who's even the dude.
02:14:25
No one cares. It's a fucking tennis racket.
02:14:27
Arguably, that arguably is the driver predator.
02:14:31
Arguably, if you go down the conspiracy rabbit hole.
02:14:34
Oh, was.
02:14:36
Oh, okay, okay. They had to drop the shorts.
02:14:39
I imagine. Drop your shorts right now.
02:14:43
A bit like ass
02:14:45
tumbling down the rabbit hole.
02:14:47
Down the rabbit hole.
02:14:50
The rabbit hole.
02:14:53
Most certainly.
02:14:55
Most definitely.
02:14:56
Did you show that picture again, please?
02:14:58
Yeah. The rabbit hole involves, that picture
02:15:02
of know allegedly the one on the right was born to be a male anyways.
02:15:06
Oh, really?
02:15:08
So you said that the Obama to go.
02:15:12
Yeah it was. Yeah.
02:15:13
There's pictures there's and I don't I don't believe this
02:15:15
but I followed the rabbit hole and the thing is the shtick is find
02:15:19
any picture of those girls, those two women as girls and you can't
02:15:24
apparently apparently the father is quoted
02:15:28
as saying these my children will be successful world champions.
02:15:31
And then when it wasn't working out, switched over to the women's side where
02:15:36
and if you ever seen they the women I think one of the Williams sisters played
02:15:40
a mediocre male tennis player and got their ass kicked
02:15:44
like there's a huge trap and see between male and female athletics
02:15:47
whether they want to admit it or not.
02:15:49
By the way,
02:15:51
everybody working up over that basketball bitch.
02:15:54
So I went hard on my creation myth
02:15:59
when I was working on I Move Out of You Does it
02:16:04
impressive ventriloquism You were doing. Oh,
02:16:08
yeah.
02:16:09
There I am, Gary. There I am.
02:16:12
You were.
02:16:12
You are.
02:16:15
So I went hard on the creation.
02:16:16
Mary Gary.
02:16:22
Yeah, hard on.
02:16:24
God damn.
02:16:24
And I forgot to do a fucking draw.
02:16:26
Um, I can slip on a but.
02:16:29
Oh, yeah.
02:16:29
Go to my video here.
02:16:30
Yeah, yeah, sure The step you were on Rumble.
02:16:32
You can whip one out.
02:16:34
No, this is.
02:16:35
This is original. This is a unique shit.
02:16:38
Nice.
02:16:39
Look at this. Look at this. This is.
02:16:41
I pulled it out,
02:16:42
guys, in the last week, and this week we got some Gary and some stuff in here.
02:16:45
Oh, no way. We're quickly.
02:16:48
Oh, sorry. Wrong, wrong step.
02:16:51
You know, I came to come and team up and it's the doubles.
02:16:56
Yes, it's the doubles.
02:16:58
I tell you, we had a record turnout for this tournament.
02:17:01
106 people showed up for the tournament.
02:17:06
Great turnout, great times.
02:17:08
So this is we like to see it all right now.
02:17:12
So this is Joe Luke Skywalker.
02:17:16
Joe, take us to the cars
02:17:21
and that's how do you next start for us.
02:17:22
Thanks for coming.
02:17:24
So that's how it starts, folks. Hi.
02:17:26
This is Bob Cantu along with Luke Skywalker shirtless Joe.
02:17:31
And we got Joe on TV and we're at all love. It's
02:17:37
hard to
02:17:39
redirection got into the
02:17:42
dream.
02:17:43
Yeah.
02:17:46
Hey, Gary, how is it that is all right.
02:17:49
I don't know.
02:17:50
I have to be at eight oh,
02:17:53
my teammate loves Kevin.
02:17:55
Gary, you don't need to shoot him.
02:17:57
MAN Lunch, Captain.
02:17:59
That right there. Gary Who's up next there?
02:18:02
I don't know.
02:18:03
We got this.
02:18:03
My partner in some of these trees,
02:18:10
and he's into the bushes there.
02:18:12
The other great English, 387
02:18:18
in the bush.
02:18:19
In the bush with the team.
02:18:23
He's going, He's down there.
02:18:25
You have me down the right side man.
02:18:28
Got the right?
02:18:30
Yeah, he's slick.
02:18:31
He's down on the road there.
02:18:32
Yeah, I think so.
02:18:34
All we got to do. What?
02:18:36
He's down right there, man. Man.
02:18:38
Oh, he got a tree.
02:18:40
Got interesting because
02:18:42
this used to be the fucking actual tip pad for that hole, which is.
02:18:46
All right, Well, it's kind of weird.
02:18:49
It should still be on the Amazon hole.
02:18:51
Whole town over Arsenal.
02:18:52
Yeah, well, town's great.
02:18:54
That's where we play stuff for you.
02:18:57
All right, You're in the corner.
02:18:59
I know this. The fucking.
02:19:00
This is essentially the whole.
02:19:01
Yeah, that's kind of
02:19:04
awesome. Yeah, I pick it up.
02:19:05
I think John's like, based on there.
02:19:08
Oh, that was great.
02:19:10
But then a couple of.
02:19:11
I tried to cut through a few of these videos.
02:19:13
It's just trying to see some shit to see how much
02:19:17
you and or I or seven were in there and yeah, there was a few Stefan shots.
02:19:21
It was just like
02:19:23
how kind of good he was.
02:19:25
Yeah, he was good, man.
02:19:26
I mean, he he was. He was. He was good.
02:19:29
But when I was younger, it was like I wasn't sure just because, like,
02:19:33
I don't know, we usually play teams or heat up in back,
02:19:36
and you guys usually would split apart from us
02:19:38
because guys were better than like, our group, right?
02:19:41
So, you know, always try to separate because there's like a whole kind of
02:19:46
annoying. Yeah, they're going to recharge.
02:19:48
Yeah, we, we're holding you guys down is pretty much the case and we were just
02:19:52
didn't want to think about it all right now but those are the coolest
02:19:55
things like to me, like when Stefan was like,
02:19:59
no, I like draw, draw can come up to our card.
02:20:02
And it was like from Stefan. Like you.
02:20:04
You're a different story.
02:20:05
Just because I don't know, you're just mad for people to be able
02:20:08
to stuff everyone press and so on.
02:20:11
Yeah, I was like,
02:20:12
Yeah, Draw can come up to the, like, main card that like, meant a lot to me.
02:20:16
It was, it was yeah, it was kind of cool, man. It this guy good man.
02:20:21
You're a fucking horrible fuck having that ball in his face.
02:20:26
I love to play against some of the day and what was that?
02:20:29
Yeah, got it.
02:20:30
Right. Yeah.
02:20:31
This thing about, like, it's funny. You.
02:20:33
That's not funny
02:20:35
is funny, but it is kind of funny.
02:20:38
Oh, you're good.
02:20:38
God, I don't know. What about.
02:20:40
I mean, to me.
02:20:42
Yeah, I got rid of the picture.
02:20:46
Know you.
02:20:48
I'm honored the whole clip.
02:20:50
But typically, there's only two shots on the show.
02:20:52
This is Stefan's part. That was Gary's drive.
02:20:54
I wanted to. Man, he must have.
02:20:57
Must have read right past the basket.
02:20:58
Oh. Oh, sorry.
02:21:00
I think that was. Yes.
02:21:02
Oh, I listening to. I think it went.
02:21:04
We were having such a bad day I missed this.
02:21:07
But to me it was very.
02:21:17
Oh I know, but I don't know.
02:21:20
I knew. I knew I did.
02:21:22
And also on commentary.
02:21:24
I know my game.
02:21:26
So you, you had hair that was were back here.
02:21:29
I did. I had done
02:21:33
the same old pattern and Right.
02:21:36
Give me whatever the next group was.
02:21:38
Right. Right.
02:21:39
Yeah. We don't know any of them I knew Right.
02:21:42
But I mean the whole people, like, I might pop up here, but yeah, if we can find.
02:21:46
Yeah, you were there at one point so
02:21:50
I hate.
02:21:51
Yeah I know.
02:21:53
Of course there's commercials
02:21:56
here.
02:21:56
I think that was the first year.
02:21:58
Easy draw.
02:22:00
It might have been me and my buddy Joe.
02:22:03
Who? Oh, not better.
02:22:06
It had him. But what's easy?
02:22:07
Draw a love story or just a partnership on the course?
02:22:10
It's obviously a whole rap group.
02:22:14
Yeah. Yeah.
02:22:16
Life partners.
02:22:19
So love story. Life partners. Gotcha.
02:22:21
You guys did it all.
02:22:23
We. Everything.
02:22:24
Yeah, we everything together.
02:22:27
Even parts together of our soldering sizzle.
02:22:31
We sipped on some dessert.
02:22:33
I don't know, the verb of citizenship. I
02:22:36
hope that.
02:22:38
Oh, this energy.
02:22:40
Oh, I don't know.
02:22:42
I don't get into like that. His musical.
02:22:44
But what?
02:22:46
We've all had these big breakdowns.
02:22:49
What inspired me to do, like some disco video shit was was
02:22:52
filed in this tournament and in his little videos here.
02:22:56
But yeah,
02:22:57
so it really inspired me to kind of take video all this golfing and
02:23:01
yeah, Nate, what can I do to fuck around with it
02:23:05
fun connection Me and Bob Junior I helped
02:23:08
I helped a very tiny bit edit these video like,
02:23:12
Oh no, I believe it's Mike Walker and Eric.
02:23:15
This jury is going to turn him on to
02:23:18
slander and
02:23:22
Lance grabs lines.
02:23:25
But is this
02:23:27
man one or this guy man Big
02:23:33
ticket buddy system.
02:23:34
He must have looked at it.
02:23:36
Is there mean timbers
02:23:43
And there it is.
02:23:44
Wow, That's pretty man.
02:23:47
I can't I can't turn the audio on that closed up.
02:23:51
Oh, that is Mike Walker.
02:23:52
Holy crap.
02:23:54
That's when he was still throw on 600 feet.
02:23:57
All right.
02:23:57
When we went over the whole number, it seems pretty far.
02:23:59
Are you sure it was 600 feet?
02:24:01
There was.
02:24:02
Oh, my gosh. Walker in his prime.
02:24:04
They're pretty good. Not.
02:24:06
And not out of the sort of overdrive with the bad kid on a course.
02:24:12
Oh, that's that clip.
02:24:14
It might have been off, I don't know.
02:24:16
But everybody tried, but I just tried to set my brain to be able to keep.
02:24:21
Oh, Oh,
02:24:23
this nice drive.
02:24:25
So it's number six.
02:24:26
So we got Brian here. I believe
02:24:29
in the drive
02:24:32
to get from 1 to 10, my friend.
02:24:36
Drive.
02:24:37
Nice drive man They're both in birdie.
02:24:40
Let's do a double.
02:24:42
Can we get much higher.
02:24:48
Oh no,
02:25:02
definitely.
02:25:03
You see what he is.
02:25:07
He's got a shortcut.
02:25:10
Well he's going in his cars about this back in Chicago.
02:25:13
He'll be right back.
02:25:14
You know that Want come back
02:25:21
There was up to Flash drive.
02:25:23
What's up, buddy?
02:25:25
Well, he went a little bit left.
02:25:28
It was all jacked in the beginning.
02:25:30
By the end, he was fading fast. Man
02:25:34
Partners drive
02:25:38
good, Bob.
02:25:40
Oh, yeah. Bye.
02:25:42
Good luck with James in the throes of time.
02:25:46
I'm like, Wait, let me get that. You All right?
02:25:48
We're going to look like I'm over the whole 20.
02:25:50
The amazing thing is every throw either somebody hits the rim or the best.
02:25:55
Oh, yeah, I got that one.
02:25:58
Drew the man.
02:25:59
Oh, that would actually hit the whole of.
02:26:01
Yeah, well, that was not I was going to throw up with you right now.
02:26:05
I did it. I did it.
02:26:06
We're shooting. The basket was in there.
02:26:10
All right.
02:26:11
We're sure dropping off over the whole trip up
02:26:16
here.
02:26:17
That's what you got to find.
02:26:18
You know, I was to save the day.
02:26:22
It's an All right, We're okay.
02:26:24
Okay, everyone.
02:26:26
Eight times for no reason, right?
02:26:28
Okay.
02:26:30
Yeah.
02:26:30
Oh, I got hit the change.
02:26:33
Okay. The baskets way.
02:26:35
Heard the title of this grainy video
02:26:38
as the changed much higher.
02:26:41
Gary,
02:26:44
Gary.
02:26:45
Oh, I've always prided myself on
02:26:48
being the smartest guy in the room, and lately I just haven't felt that way.
02:26:53
Now I am Gary. There I am. We got jobs.
02:26:56
That's why, Gary, the military has
02:27:00
got Rob and Brandon.
02:27:02
Not Gary.
02:27:03
Not good enough.
02:27:04
Yeah.
02:27:04
Cameraman's tripping back to the sixties.
02:27:07
You can me me in the game, I guess.
02:27:10
You can't say you can't in a man.
02:27:12
You can't man a man Once you man, you're already you're stuck.
02:27:15
You can't man, man, man More Gary and stuff.
02:27:18
All excited, man.
02:27:20
90 Oh, that's in 0 to 69.
02:27:24
Who's nine?
02:27:25
Who's the one That's good.
02:27:26
Scott. Yeah. Yeah. He was cause of his bad.
02:27:29
Yeah.
02:27:29
Scott Die hard 69 everything.
02:27:32
Painkillers.
02:27:34
Who's Scott's partner? You're Scott.
02:27:36
Yeah, that's right. Jackie Could be me.
02:27:39
Yeah, that's me. It's Mini.
02:27:40
No, this last man on Junior.
02:27:43
Yes That's me again.
02:27:46
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
02:27:50
yeah. I think this is
02:27:51
how you make a living. Yeah. What?
02:27:53
I'm filming.
02:28:00
Okay So I have a correction from last week.
02:28:02
So I said that it must have been a woman and I don't.
02:28:05
Oh, sorry. That's. Who is it?
02:28:08
Uh, Ben SHAPIRO.
02:28:11
I got the.
02:28:11
Got the A's.
02:28:12
No, the eunuch that I got the A's.
02:28:15
I got the A's on a regular throw on my last throw.
02:28:18
He got the A's on a
02:28:23
on a unique mulligan on an extended hole
02:28:28
because they had to play a and so he got it on a tiebreaker.
02:28:32
Fucking I said the name of the matter is I get a translator in here
02:28:36
but it still was John And by the way.
02:28:38
Yeah, man, a cougar.
02:28:39
We split the joint, the joint pot and the the no pun intended,
02:28:44
but there was the joint bag back
02:28:46
with the funny story about John that actually I went to college with John.
02:28:50
And how does that make sense?
02:28:51
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
02:28:54
How does that make sense?
02:28:55
Because you went to college with people from all over the world.
02:29:00
If you
02:29:02
I went to a classroom with a college professor
02:29:06
teaching art classes with John in your college
02:29:09
class, which Yeah.
02:29:12
We took several classes together because we were in the same
02:29:15
graduate program in Phenix, and I
02:29:19
and his one library and the same
02:29:23
I high school with my wife
02:29:29
and they had class together.
02:29:30
I had classes together with the husband
02:29:33
and my wife has had class together with the wife
02:29:37
the same day that's going to tie in with that family and our family.
02:29:41
Really? That's how you know him.
02:29:44
Do you ever believe
02:29:47
that was the first time I met him?
02:29:49
And then
02:29:51
but then, you know, I ran into him again at the unit.
02:29:56
Okay. So you just, you know. No, no.
02:29:58
Okay. No, no.
02:29:59
You made it sound like you were the one that went, Hey, this is my friend this.
02:30:03
And then you handed that friend much like I handed like Ryan off.
02:30:08
I handed well off by him. Yeah.
02:30:11
Yeah, many.
02:30:12
And the people asked me to, like you had a Brady offer, Right?
02:30:16
Yale's Jesse, all the, you know, Jack, like you handed
02:30:19
all these other stuff and you can't be too
02:30:23
dirty.
02:30:23
Oh, yeah. It's like, Hey, this is my friend.
02:30:25
And it's like you borrow friends and you pass them back and forth.
02:30:28
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:30:30
You're.
02:30:30
You're used like a filthy, filthy whore.
02:30:32
Where's this registry?
02:30:33
I want to get my name off. I don't want to participate.
02:30:36
I don't want you to roll.
02:30:38
I'll go get you off of your litter.
02:30:40
It sounds like a religious cult.
02:30:42
It is. It kind of is.
02:30:43
Oh, bad bounce, bad.
02:30:46
My room job.
02:30:48
Oh, yeah, that's perfect.
02:30:49
I just muted it right after I mentioned Gary's call.
02:30:52
It was Gary's area.
02:30:54
Bob's like, it's not a call, it's just a bad band.
02:30:56
Oh we were going to draw on me.
02:30:58
Now that's drawing me.
02:31:00
I'm draw. You got you wrong
02:31:05
horse.
02:31:07
Let's go.
02:31:10
The shame that they say cause at the end of that
02:31:13
I thought it was fours.
02:31:14
I thought it was horse.
02:31:16
It's draws flaws in Paul's drawing
02:31:20
force
02:31:22
colors.
02:31:24
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
02:31:27
Well, it's clearly from a kid show.
02:31:31
I don't know
02:31:35
ten of us are unique 11 really quick.
02:31:37
And then we can dump to a deer flood.
02:31:39
You just dump them.
02:31:41
Don't you have a dump?
02:31:42
Dump button? Do you I mean, I got I got some dumps.
02:31:45
I mean, if you all the time go one, two, three.
02:31:47
Massive dumps.
02:31:50
They call them dumps.
02:31:51
Big, massive dumps.
02:31:53
I like one, two, three, four.
02:31:55
It's my second favorite time of the day
02:31:58
right after 11, 11.
02:31:59
Oh, I do like 1111 every time. You
02:32:04
do the
02:32:06
Can we get much higher?
02:32:07
I keep forgetting you had this one as well.
02:32:08
It was kind of tight.
02:32:11
A double hit it. It was higher than a kite.
02:32:14
You know why that was indicating a higher than a kite
02:32:18
indicating about Donald Trump.
02:32:21
Commented about Joe Biden, and he kind of indicated that at the State
02:32:24
of the Union address that he was all jacked up at the beginning.
02:32:28
By the end, he was fading fast.
02:32:31
And I pulled that because I want oh, that's my
02:32:34
for when Gary
02:32:38
when the
02:32:40
big hold on a minute
02:32:43
something right when Gary does this thing.
02:32:46
Oh it's not showing it's bullshit.
02:32:51
Finish him
02:32:54
but it's not working.
02:32:58
It's networking over
02:33:01
here.
02:33:02
Gary, how long are you going to stay on the Donald?
02:33:06
Donald Trump accused the Joe that
02:33:09
he could be on something, but
02:33:10
he claimed that, you know, and he was all jacked up at the beginning.
02:33:13
By the end, he was fading fast.
02:33:16
And then the reason it was higher than it type.
02:33:19
Gary is going to be with us all night because his wife's out of town.
02:33:22
I just realized that.
02:33:23
Yeah. Oh, shit. That's a good point.
02:33:25
Why is he's in the fucking bar and then I may as well so below.
02:33:29
Oh, you're busting out early.
02:33:34
Turn the light off when you leave.
02:33:35
Well, okay.
02:33:38
See, I have an.
02:33:39
Okay, So I was going to text you and tell you I was going to point out that
02:33:42
you about 17.
02:33:44
I could. Yeah. I haven't even shit.
02:33:45
What's the news?
02:33:46
Breaking news. Breaking news just did it.
02:33:50
It's just
02:33:51
you're not going to believe that or just crossed my desk.
02:33:54
Brady hasn't eaten yet.
02:33:57
He waited till the podcast to have dinner.
02:34:00
That's breaking news.
02:34:02
Hours into the package, one saw this coming.
02:34:05
Holy crap.
02:34:06
Not like the show starts at 10:00.
02:34:08
Most people don't have dinner.
02:34:09
Like, I don't know, two, three, four, five, seven, eight.
02:34:13
Depending your age earlier.
02:34:16
Yeah. Family. Family.
02:34:18
You want to call him now would be a great time to find some shit.
02:34:24
Yeah, we're family, I think.
02:34:26
You know, I have.
02:34:28
I have some needy family.
02:34:30
No, that's not it. It's no problem.
02:34:33
Yeah. Is it today?
02:34:35
It was just everyone.
02:34:37
It's always Monday.
02:34:38
Monday is a very busy day.
02:34:40
I'm not sure why
02:34:43
do you know. And I just.
02:34:44
I just need on the podcast that solves the problem.
02:34:47
Well, I mean you can, you can, you know, podcast.
02:34:49
The problem is is eating on Mike is really the main issue
02:34:53
but it's right here what's the point if I'm going to go that far
02:34:56
because I don't do anything half hour,
02:34:58
if I'm going to eat on camera, I'm going to eat and my
02:35:06
Ace Ventura,
02:35:15
Dumb and Dumber.
02:35:16
No, this gets annoying to us. Yes.
02:35:21
A lot of talk out of your butt,
02:35:25
buddy.
02:35:28
I'm not doing the Indian one today.
02:35:30
Okay.
02:35:32
Best way to get something done
02:35:34
if you if your holds near and dear to you that you
02:35:38
like to be able to
02:35:41
anyway, that's what you done.
02:35:47
So anyway, I love that up.
02:35:50
That's what I heard Harry
02:35:56
Backyard.
02:35:57
Gary Down, down, down, down, down.
02:36:02
I gotta call in.
02:36:05
Oh, Oh, yeah.
02:36:07
Five, eight, six, three.
02:36:09
France three
02:36:13
years.
02:36:15
Hey, play that, Play that again.
02:36:17
But play that track. Fantasize about this.
02:36:19
Back to back.
02:36:20
No mercy, Mercy me that murcielago jabber this April day.
02:36:25
We'll give
02:36:28
you the whole thing.
02:36:30
Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Because I've got the Yep. No bloop.
02:36:33
Yeah. You got backing track.
02:36:34
Although it's out of date, it's April Fools.
02:36:36
Even though some April fools are still going, we've got to just a straight Yep.
02:36:39
No bloop. Hold on.
02:36:40
Because I put together
02:36:41
what I would never use it for anything because it never came up.
02:36:43
The other ever.
02:36:45
You ever get stuck in an April Fool's joke?
02:36:48
It keeps going.
02:36:49
So, you know, when you don't know when to tell people, it's just jabber deep.
02:36:52
Got that flat person has from team yeah yeah they jabber aware
02:36:56
that the Jimbo armed with no like getting to make those chipper wonder why
02:37:02
be war from like this fucking.
02:37:07
Yeah. And
02:37:09
from whatever this app is called of the fuck this program was called
02:37:12
but I love this beat as you only beat dick to throw it on this bitch.
02:37:17
Yeah. Gangster
02:37:19
put on there.
02:37:20
Play a clip.
02:37:22
Let's not go
02:37:24
Bill.
02:37:25
You know, jabber this bill to be representing
02:37:28
teams, this jabber no other crew.
02:37:30
April chipper day.
02:37:31
We're comin for you hangs from team jibber watch your back
02:37:35
when it jibber to pranks We're on the attack It's kind of on pace
02:37:40
watchers it's Javert fools the team jibber on the grind
02:37:43
We don't deceive
02:37:47
fucking gangster
02:37:48
you hard jabber so call April Fool's day that's we just jabber from
02:37:53
Geneva till dusk we all the night team on top it's
02:37:57
all right so jibber from team Yanks stay line jibber fools day
02:38:01
Our time to shine April Fool's Day Jabber No Time to play Team
02:38:05
Zulu jibber he And against the way from the timber to the ointment
02:38:10
Watch out hangs jabber to feel be
02:38:15
like the jammer to the ointment
02:38:21
aren't ready.
02:38:24
So I went hard on the creation myth.
02:38:27
He said hard on,
02:38:29
huh? Yeah.
02:38:32
All right, dear flag.
02:38:35
Yeah,
02:38:37
Yeah,
02:38:39
yeah.
02:38:40
Places it, yeah, yeah,
02:38:44
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:38:49
He remember over.
02:38:50
Want to pull that?
02:38:50
We got a lot of pull that drought. Hmm.
02:38:54
Yeah.
02:38:55
Time stand up deer flag.
02:38:58
My wife and I have known each other for 25 years.
02:39:02
We married five years ago, though we've known each other for 20 years,
02:39:06
and then we married five years ago.
02:39:07
So at that time, I was making 500 mile round trips
02:39:13
once a month to visit my Sharon from my first marriage.
02:39:18
I was and still am crazy about her.
02:39:23
However, a few years ago I was admitted to a long term
02:39:26
romantic affair with a married man who had two children.
02:39:30
She also admitted that she was waiting for him to leave his wife
02:39:34
and that he was waiting for her to leave me before moving in
02:39:37
and eventually moving away together and perhaps marrying.
02:39:41
Shortly thereafter this came out.
02:39:45
She became clinically ill.
02:39:47
She requires 24 hour care shit, and I have been at her side.
02:39:53
At her side, fucking me monitoring her health and taking blood pressure.
02:39:59
That's it.
02:40:01
She flat.
02:40:01
Oh, she flatlined hospital.
02:40:04
And if I hadn't been in the room at the time, she would have died.
02:40:07
My wife refuses to give her my
02:40:12
Blair
02:40:19
final
02:40:21
word.
02:40:22
My wife refuses to give me any details.
02:40:25
The affair and have been
02:40:28
there have been signs that she may have been in touch with him.
02:40:31
And I think his wife should know.
02:40:35
She becomes hysterical at
02:40:37
the suggestion, which raises her blood pressure dangerously high.
02:40:41
I feel trapped.
02:40:42
I fear if I leave her, she would have no one to care for her and might die.
02:40:47
What do you advise?
02:40:48
This is fucking complicated as fuck.
02:40:50
Signed deep in drama in California.
02:40:54
Finish him.
02:40:57
This is ridiculous.
02:40:58
I heard the conversation was so complicated.
02:41:02
So many don't like that.
02:41:06
Yeah.
02:41:06
I have to take this all in as far as I need to reread it.
02:41:11
But I know I need it.
02:41:12
I need the whole thing over again. But. No, no, no, no.
02:41:15
I think I get it.
02:41:17
I am your.
02:41:19
But maybe.
02:41:21
Yeah.
02:41:22
No, I don't know.
02:41:25
I have to agree with you on that.
02:41:27
It's the.
02:41:31
Okay, so he's got to eat,
02:41:35
he's got to spill the beans and take care of the.
02:41:39
Where are you.
02:41:41
Oh, I'm. I'm
02:41:45
so I'm not supposed to, I'm not supposed to eat on Mike, but
02:41:49
yeah.
02:41:50
Hey, it's okay.
02:41:51
See, you never want to.
02:41:53
I'm sorry for interrupting me. Continue.
02:41:55
What the dog doing.
02:41:59
I know me not Gary.
02:42:03
Not. Got to go.
02:42:06
Gary, stop.
02:42:12
Gary, I know that.
02:42:14
I know me.
02:42:16
What are you doing?
02:42:17
Here we go.
02:42:18
Ship his fucking cocksucker motherfucker tits.
02:42:21
Is that enough, or shall I go on? It was.
02:42:23
I was in a tighter than a tight.
02:42:26
He was all jacked up at the beginning.
02:42:28
By the end, he was fading fast.
02:42:36
That's why Gary, the mindless, trendy bad.
02:42:39
That's a great spot.
02:42:40
Stay right where. You are. You know.
02:42:43
What did you do?
02:42:44
Why did you break everything,
02:42:46
Gary? Just destroy the episode.
02:42:48
He ruined everything. Totally.
02:42:51
Oh. Oh, no.
02:43:01
Come up. You
02:43:09
was really saying that earlier about doing drugs.
02:43:12
You can never have too many drops
02:43:16
as long as they're all tied
02:43:20
or called dumps.
02:43:23
So what are we waiting for, Gary?
02:43:26
What? He's trying to you.
02:43:27
We just don't know.
02:43:28
You're a little bit. Yeah, right. Well,
02:43:31
speaking of drugs, let's.
02:43:33
He's doing his best Biden impersonation yet.
02:43:36
Maybe you should join in.
02:43:37
Come back, because I.
02:43:39
The upside down mark
02:43:43
marked as the best night of the day.
02:43:50
What's that?
02:43:50
Some kind of bullshit fake Jeopardy music, elevator music.
02:43:53
Just because, like, I don't know the fuck is on here.
02:43:57
God damn it, Gary, Why did you have to leave the shed?
02:43:59
Burn? Why is the shed burn worse or better than the
02:44:04
boss?
02:44:04
I think the wood paneling was weird. What's it?
02:44:06
It's the shed burn walls.
02:44:10
BUZZER Not enough, Gary.
02:44:13
Not good enough.
02:44:17
Fucking a very.
02:44:21
Did he say or does he?
02:44:22
What happened, Gary?
02:44:27
Gary, are you listening to me?
02:44:31
No, I don't think he is.
02:44:34
Let's go.
02:44:35
Gary, start low then.
02:44:37
You're blowing everything we trying for.
02:44:41
What are you doing?
02:44:42
Gary?
02:44:44
We may have to call in
02:44:47
that gong. Gary.
02:44:48
Down, down, down, down, down.
02:44:52
Not good enough, Gary.
02:44:53
Not good enough.
02:44:58
Uh, have a good night.
02:45:00
Flat. Talk to your buddy.
02:45:03
Are you.
02:45:06
Are you coming back now?
02:45:10
That's a shame.
02:45:12
I have to go find a new jet operating fast.
02:45:14
Yes, That's the first time all night that our drops completely
02:45:18
and utterly walked on each other. I don't know. It hasn't happened.
02:45:20
He was all jacked up at the beginning.
02:45:22
By the end, he was fading fast.
02:45:28
I That's why Gary, the main this trendy man.
02:45:33
I'm curious if he's coming back,
02:45:35
if he still we hang up and come back or is he trying do you think he's in here?
02:45:39
You just hang up and come back every time I just default on.
02:45:42
You know what?
02:45:42
I'll just rejoin. That's what I think.
02:45:44
But he might not be in that mindset.
02:45:46
Yeah, I just, you know, Gary, I didn't hear him.
02:45:48
I did not hear him leave.
02:45:50
Well, I told Gary I was going to bring him one of his favorite songs,
02:45:54
and it was not the eau de toilette or what was that other gallon?
02:45:58
What are the two hormones songs?
02:46:00
The the masturbation quartet?
02:46:02
What was it?
02:46:05
What fucking what was it?
02:46:08
Of course.
02:46:09
One of your rap songs?
02:46:11
No, his favorite two songs.
02:46:12
They were like two of the gays
02:46:14
stuck in classical music pieces that anyone's ever heard.
02:46:18
And if you would
02:46:18
ask anyone other than Greta Thunberg, who they're fucking greatest fucking
02:46:22
who their favorite music composer is, they would like, their favorite song,
02:46:27
they would name like a classical composer.
02:46:30
And to me, to me, that's that's fucking bullshit.
02:46:34
It's very, very.
02:46:35
You can hear this now.
02:46:37
That's great, because I'm just going to tell them that this is
02:46:40
this is one of Gary's favorite songs, and this is what I think of his
02:46:44
theory on music.
02:46:45
But you can
02:46:52
get boom,
02:46:58
boom,
02:46:59
boom,
02:47:02
boom, boom.
02:47:05
Oh, gosh.
02:47:07
Oh, shit. Don't go get.
02:47:10
That's it.
02:47:11
That's courtesy of Matthew from Pacha Mania, which is a
02:47:17
popular
02:47:18
wrestling thing online that highlights all of the mistakes
02:47:22
in wrestling culture, all the miscues and
02:47:28
people.
02:47:28
You can tell that they're communicating verbally
02:47:31
and yelling at each other to do stuff or they miss spots
02:47:34
or they make mistakes and almost hurt each other.
02:47:38
It's it's almost like the fail army of wrestling the thing.
02:47:42
Where do you think a lot of those just want to get easier?
02:47:44
It's on the script. On it.
02:47:45
Gary served songs.
02:47:46
What I think I said, Do you think a lot of those
02:47:49
that look accidental gaffes, some of them
02:47:53
can potentially be, but you can kind of tell
02:47:56
sometimes when or a lot of times on just
02:48:01
how they fall or how imbalanced they are.
02:48:03
30 was one recently where another wrestler very much
02:48:09
kind of
02:48:10
took dead a move to another wrestler.
02:48:13
And it looked a little sketchy and it looked like it kind of hurt them.
02:48:17
And then the wrestler did not wrestle like shortly.
02:48:23
I don't know.
02:48:24
We can't see you.
02:48:27
This is a common.
02:48:28
Well, this is kind of creepy.
02:48:30
Oh, no, I did. I didn't push them. So.
02:48:33
Yeah. Long story short, after.
02:48:34
Oh, that's Gary called in.
02:48:36
So after the fact, that's fucking freaked me out.
02:48:39
Like you went back outside.
02:48:42
Yeah, but.
02:48:42
So the wrestlers had claimed after the fact
02:48:45
because they were trying to cover for their own mistake.
02:48:47
Supposedly, that.
02:48:48
Oh, we meant to do that on purpose is what they, what they said.
02:48:51
Even though the dude kind of like,
02:48:53
got dropped on his neck and was out for a week or two.
02:48:57
But the long story short,
02:48:59
where is his asshole?
02:49:08
I'm concerned the dog may have
02:49:12
eaten them.
02:49:14
Dude, I can't believe he got shot.
02:49:15
Shaq fucking whatever the fuck electrical fence for them fucking dogs.
02:49:20
Just fucking train them.
02:49:21
You got does you have a regular fence there?
02:49:24
He's got a big yard. I think it'd be.
02:49:25
It would be hard to train a dog at that perimeter.
02:49:28
No, it wouldn't be.
02:49:29
You just have to, like, actually do It is the problem.
02:49:32
They went from little blobs.
02:49:33
There was this little bike thing
02:49:34
that you didn't need to do shit for, and then they got fucking a big ass dog.
02:49:39
No offense, Gary Armani, but I'd be sort of held in line
02:49:42
as to say the electric fence ends up training him,
02:49:47
but he do
02:49:50
whoop. So
02:49:53
we can't hear.
02:49:55
No, I called the wrong person.
02:49:58
It was So what, man?
02:49:59
Let's put her on
02:50:01
loop. I will grow up.
02:50:02
I think.
02:50:03
Was that your woman?
02:50:05
You're fantastic.
02:50:07
So you.
02:50:08
The closest I ever did is that is.
02:50:10
I texted, went to text the group chat for the show, some ridiculous statement
02:50:14
from the internet, and I texted some of my work
02:50:18
current work bridge, different app and everything.
02:50:21
I don't know why, I just open it and I've been going back and forth all day.
02:50:23
It was just like awkward years of this
02:50:27
and I fucking sent it to the wrong.
02:50:28
It wasn't that bad, but it was.
02:50:30
They're like, What in the hell are you talking about?
02:50:31
I was like, very wrong, wrong show.
02:50:39
I'm here
02:50:40
with you back.
02:50:42
I heard him.
02:50:47
So I went hard on the creation myth
02:50:55
was me.
02:50:56
Tell us another joke.
02:50:57
A guy is sitting at the doctor's office.
02:50:59
The doctor walks in and says, I have some bad news.
02:51:02
I'm afraid you're going to have to stop masturbating.
02:51:05
I don't understand, Doc.
02:51:06
The patient says, Why?
02:51:08
Because the doctor says, Jill, we're trying to examine you.
02:51:14
Stop masturbating in the waiting room.
02:51:19
Told you about that.
02:51:21
Is he coming back or even given us sign of?
02:51:25
I don't know. Should we?
02:51:26
Let's watch the show back.
02:51:27
Did we miss any as a SB?
02:51:29
No, no, that's the problem.
02:51:31
Because He didn't do that. I don't think he did.
02:51:34
I think he's still sitting there.
02:51:35
He still sitting there talking to us.
02:51:37
He has no idea. He may be trying to.
02:51:40
I just call and he picked up, I thought for a second and then when
02:51:46
he's talking, he's saying goodnight.
02:51:48
He didn't want to do it.
02:51:49
I here?
02:51:50
No, I don't know
02:52:01
that.
02:52:01
Nice. That's almost like dogs music.
02:52:03
I know, I know.
02:52:05
I was wrong.
02:52:06
I messed up and now you're going
02:52:13
really bad.
02:52:14
Yeah. I'm sorry. I'm glad you did.
02:52:17
You never expected expect to run away
02:52:22
and leave me feeling this.
02:52:27
Your meow right now
02:52:29
sounds like music to me.
02:52:33
Please come all inside.
02:52:35
This.
02:52:36
Or is that more SpongeBob?
02:52:39
Yes, Gary.
02:52:42
No, I know I was wrong.
02:52:48
Yeah.
02:52:50
Come on,
02:52:52
Gary.
02:52:53
It was actually, like, musically done by, like, a legitimate, like.
02:52:57
Yeah, we can see it sounds like it's Randy Newman.
02:53:01
You're with the band.
02:53:03
I would bet any money that it's Randy Newman
02:53:05
does, just like Randy Newman, right click and
02:53:09
collect all my best traits
02:53:12
for people in our family.
02:53:16
We got a caller for you on the road
02:53:20
now and you hear me cause
02:53:23
I like sound so a mute that shit.
02:53:27
You hear me?
02:53:28
Do you hang up?
02:53:29
Do you do you have this thing working at all or. No.
02:53:33
And it's like a beautiful echo.
02:53:36
It's like a robotic echo. It's awesome.
02:53:39
Nice robotic echo.
02:53:41
You're not a robot.
02:53:42
Meet me.
02:53:43
Boop, boop, boop, boop.
02:53:46
I can't hear him, though.
02:53:47
Yeah, I can hear him perfectly.
02:53:50
That's great. Very kind of.
02:53:51
It's got like a double doubling effect, like a very subtle, quick double
02:53:55
that almost sounds R2D2 ask beep.
02:53:59
I love that.
02:53:59
I'm sure all my phone numbers are not R2-D2.
02:54:02
What's the other one? See through here?
02:54:03
Sorry, I got to stop showing the phone numbers.
02:54:05
I put it on the wrong screen
02:54:06
and it talks the one that's ridiculous of making the Star Wars nerd.
02:54:10
You fagots that way.
02:54:14
Where's the phone button?
02:54:15
Here it is.
02:54:17
That's better.
02:54:17
I can hear you now. Button. Yeah, we can hear you.
02:54:20
What's the dog doing?
02:54:22
What happened?
02:54:22
Your internet.
02:54:23
Ah. What
02:54:26
I've got to do.
02:54:27
You think you're calling? Yo, yo, yo.
02:54:30
Yeah, we didn't.
02:54:31
I was. I was thinking about it. You said it.
02:54:33
I didn't hear it.
02:54:34
And unfortunately, I can't hear the caller today.
02:54:37
Yeah, you signed off and you just of busted out.
02:54:40
Do you think you're calling into the radio show?
02:54:43
Because that's not what's happening right now.
02:54:46
You're still above cell block
02:54:48
two and a bitch.
02:54:51
What do you hang up?
02:54:51
Oh, my God. Have a good night.
02:54:54
I talked to your buddy.
02:54:56
Did he say it was all jacked up at the beginning by the end, he was fading fast.
02:55:01
Yeah, he did.
02:55:03
He said it.
02:55:04
He said it is above his head and then hung the fuck up.
02:55:08
Have a good night. I talk to your buddy
02:56:05
and stuff.
02:56:06
Brady and Josh Brady and Jerry
02:56:09
as a fervent, so beloved Cubbies.
02:56:13
So those Brady and Josh are doing it our way
02:56:18
we're gonna make it make our dreams come true Brady and John
02:56:22
show it's Brady and draw it's the show
02:56:26
now Brady draw
02:56:36
kind of annoying because I had
02:56:39
at least two more
02:56:41
your flag your flags and did
02:56:44
they have to do with the eclipse I tried to find they really didn't
02:56:50
there was nothing specific did they have to do with scissoring.
02:56:54
I wish I wish they really did
02:56:58
Scissoring Timbers, but no,
02:57:02
I think it's a great show.
02:57:03
I think Gary I think it's amazing how he'll believe
02:57:08
what he wants to believe wholeheartedly.
02:57:10
Without question.
02:57:11
He wants to believe what he wants to believe it that suits him or his show.
02:57:15
And then other times he's just like, Nope, I need absolute proof.
02:57:19
It's the have you heard the expression people?
02:57:21
Want to believe?
02:57:24
Yeah,
02:57:25
he, he no, he, he does that same thing to people like us.
02:57:29
He, he.
02:57:29
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
02:57:31
People like a story nature.
02:57:33
People like
02:57:34
people like me and people like you.
02:57:36
We don't.
02:57:37
We don't have to group each other together
02:57:38
because we have two separate platforms, and we think everyone does.
02:57:42
Every individual does what he tells you
02:57:48
to separate us, even though we're similar but different,
02:57:51
you know, And I assume there's
02:57:53
aspects of Gary that that are that are similar in different aspects
02:57:56
that you and Gary are similar, but different.
02:57:58
It's much a menagerie.
02:58:01
Wow. I would never notice the difference, Stephen,
02:58:04
if we agreed whole step wholeheartedly. All way.
02:58:07
And I never agreed or disagreed with anything.
02:58:09
Everything was just like, Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:58:10
I still took offense to you lumping me together with you.
02:58:13
Not no offense to you.
02:58:15
Just I was like, I don't. In what manner?
02:58:17
I don't want association with anyone.
02:58:21
Okay, well,
02:58:22
it's a it's a sad, lonely thing to say.
02:58:25
What if we both like bubblegum?
02:58:28
You don't want to associate with me on that level
02:58:30
if we're specific about that.
02:58:32
But if we say
02:58:34
those people or we it's a generalization and we're down the road,
02:58:38
you could say something where
02:58:39
I would have to take accountability because your show said it
02:58:41
or George said it.
02:58:42
I just want to be clear like you were there.
02:58:45
We're two different, not two sides.
02:58:48
What I say and what I don't say is what I don't say.
02:58:50
So you can't I like, though, the way the move.
02:58:52
And as soon as the Brady George Show, you're like, all right, so we.
02:58:57
And Gary. No, no, no, no, no.
02:59:02
I was like, they oh, my girlfriend.
02:59:03
I actually see not that.
02:59:05
But she was like, she's like a little weird, too, because my
02:59:09
my wife came down and just started talking when the show started deteriorating.
02:59:13
Oh, normally she's fucking awake at this point.
02:59:15
She's just I just thought, I'm trying to analyze the problem.
02:59:18
She said, Oh, there's an emergency.
02:59:19
Click there.
02:59:21
I always ask her if she wants to be on the show.
02:59:24
She clearly does not.
02:59:25
I hope to God she says no. She says, No.
02:59:29
I don't ever ask.
02:59:30
She has some pretty good countering points,
02:59:31
though, and I would love to talk about and get on the record for the record.
02:59:35
Oh, by the way, no one wants to hear a woman's opinion because, you know,
02:59:38
we think of women and I don't take no orders from the woman, by the way.
02:59:43
By the way, I don't take no orders from no women.
02:59:46
But you
02:59:48
go no, there's no but I just
02:59:52
wonder.
02:59:52
So I was almost I hate to do this because it bastardized, is it not?
02:59:55
No offense to you, but it's I don't like call me a bastard.
03:00:00
Why would I be offended by you think Bastardize?
03:00:03
I don't like the hybrid gimmicks, right?
03:00:05
If someone's somebody's gimmick you don't like, pass that gimmick to somebody else.
03:00:09
Right?
03:00:10
And what if I.
03:00:11
If I have another deer flag?
03:00:13
And I want to ask you, like, Dear Brady and I think we've done that before.
03:00:16
I know I'll be flashy if you want.
03:00:19
I'll do my best.
03:00:20
I really don't care.
03:00:21
You're going to you're going to mimic. No, I'm not going to be him.
03:00:24
But I'll take the role of the advisor and give some ridiculously blunt.
03:00:29
That's your Gary Brady or the dear Fudgy so dear flag because this is a dear Gary.
03:00:34
Or is it dear Flag. I don't know.
03:00:35
Is it your.
03:00:37
Well actually it's there's, I don't know either
03:00:39
the intention of the spirit of the show here.
03:00:41
In the spirit of the show, the answer is I don't know.
03:00:43
The answer is I'm not qualified to answer your dear flag.
03:00:46
Right. Yeah. You can't either.
03:00:47
Gary. Gary. So it's why.
03:00:48
Am I why many more or less qualified than Gary to answer a redirect?
03:00:53
Yeah, but if, if you're not Gary, you're misrepresenting him.
03:00:56
If you, if you to answer in his ilk.
03:01:02
Well, so you're right in Gary, your flags.
03:01:04
No, dear flag. No, dear Brady.
03:01:07
My answer if you're if there's a deer fladge a deer Brady segment, my answer is
03:01:12
am I free to go and I don't give a shit.
03:01:14
Did we already roll the dice?
03:01:16
Well, I'm going to keep going.
03:01:17
Do you know that everybody has problems?
03:01:20
Nobody gets a hydrant.
03:01:22
No, no, we crossed over.
03:01:24
Well, nobody gives a fuck about your problems.
03:01:26
I'm not even hearing You don't have to read.
03:01:28
I would cut you off every sushi went. Deer flagged.
03:01:31
Stop whatever you're going to say.
03:01:33
Everybody has problems equal greater or lesser than you.
03:01:35
Nobody gives a fuck. Shut the fuck up
03:01:38
if you need help.
03:01:39
If you if you don't anybody in your life close enough
03:01:43
or you don't have the guts enough to walk up to a stranger
03:01:45
that you got to write into a newspaper or podcast.
03:01:48
All right, we're already
03:01:51
here.
03:01:52
You are. You're fucking weird.
03:01:53
On a scale from 1 to 10, you're fuck
03:01:58
like, that's to double down on that.
03:02:00
Do not follow the show for advice.
03:02:02
Do not listen to what I say. Do not emulate what I say.
03:02:05
Do not repeat what I say.
03:02:06
Do not copy what I do.
03:02:09
I mean, unless that's what you want to do, that's your choice.
03:02:11
But don't do it because I do it because then you're an idiot.
03:02:13
Don't follow people on the internet.
03:02:14
Everything and you see on the internet is fake.
03:02:16
I'm probably I
03:02:19
at this point.
03:02:20
We started the show 2024 and 2023.
03:02:24
The problem is I we think we could be, but we're not.
03:02:28
But you don't know that, so we're not going to try to write.
03:02:30
You think if you take another word?
03:02:32
I'm sure we are, even though we're not.
03:02:34
But we could be like so 100 years down the road, somebody could be watching this.
03:02:39
Well done. Caution could be my afterlife
03:02:42
Reflection leftover.
03:02:44
So are we on the Brady George Show,
03:02:49
you played the bumper, You played the intro.
03:02:52
Yeah.
03:02:53
We're supposed to start was ANNOUNCER Where was I?
03:02:58
All right, dear Brady I don't know.
03:03:01
Dear Brady and your show, It's got to be dear flattery.
03:03:04
I don't have a bumper for here.
03:03:06
Brady She.
03:03:10
I need a second opinion.
03:03:12
My grandfather sold me an old farmstead
03:03:16
that had has been in the family for 200
03:03:19
200 years.
03:03:23
Last week he showed me a wooded area
03:03:26
behind the barn with a human skull.
03:03:30
He told me that when his father died more than 50 years ago, he was curious
03:03:35
about how long it would take his what the fuck?
03:03:40
You dig his body to decompose.
03:03:43
So he left his body in the woods to keep track of his.
03:03:50
Farquhar Is Gary Gary ready for this one?
03:03:54
He has 50 years worth of pictures and notes.
03:03:58
He told the rest of the family that a great grandfather had been cremated.
03:04:02
And apparently no one question about question him, about the ashes,
03:04:07
the ridiculous.
03:04:09
This is funny that whatever at this point,
03:04:14
the skull is all that's left.
03:04:17
I checked with a lawyer who tells me?
03:04:19
That in my state no laws were broken.
03:04:22
That said, I don't want my grandfather's skull sitting
03:04:26
in the woods behind my bar barn, my husband says I should quietly bury it,
03:04:31
burn the pictures in notes and forget about it.
03:04:34
That is.
03:04:35
That just doesn't feel right to me.
03:04:38
It feels like I'm helping my grandfather get away with something and it feels icky.
03:04:44
Should I tell the rest of the family or continue
03:04:46
allowing them to believe that great grandpa cremated?
03:04:50
I'm resenting my grandfather for putting me in the middle of this
03:04:54
and any advice you have would be greatly appreciated.
03:04:57
Signed.
03:04:58
Bought more than I bargained for.
03:05:02
That's fucking quite a unique motherfucker.
03:05:04
Yeah.
03:05:04
Gary would just say yes or some stupid shit like that,
03:05:07
and it would make Scooby Doo doo doo doo doo. Yes.
03:05:11
Well, in Liberty, since when you die,
03:05:14
there's nothing else left and nothing matters.
03:05:16
It doesn't matter what you do with that.
03:05:19
But if you're asking me instead of It's a deer flag,
03:05:21
you named your flag today, I'd say, Hey, everybody has problems.
03:05:24
Shut the fuck up. Nobody cares.
03:05:27
None of your family knows.
03:05:28
Why would you create a problem by telling everybody?
03:05:31
And you're just trying to make yourself feel
03:05:33
better for this horrible thing that you found, that your experiment.
03:05:36
And I'll tell you that the real fact is it's probably a myth.
03:05:39
It's not your grandpa skull. It's price.
03:05:41
Somebody's prank.
03:05:42
In eighth grade,
03:05:42
they took the skull from eighth grade science class where the skull hangs.
03:05:46
You know,
03:05:47
you can have it tested to see if.
03:05:48
If it's a real skull.
03:05:50
Even if it was. I don't know.
03:05:51
I just like burying it somewhere.
03:05:53
Like.
03:05:53
Just, like, just put it to rest and, like, it seems to be at rest in peace now.
03:05:57
Like, what if. What if the skulls are the happiest place ever?
03:05:59
And then she takes it buried in the ground with the pressure and the darkness?
03:06:05
Would you rather would you rather be sitting outside experiencing the seasons?
03:06:08
I know skulls aren't aware, Gary.
03:06:11
What have Gary and the girl shut the fuck up.
03:06:13
But Gary, to be with you, would you reduce that murder?
03:06:16
In my hypothetical, if you are the skull, you know, there was a part you.
03:06:21
So you had to sit here and enjoy the seasons in the weather.
03:06:25
Would you rather be buried under the pressure
03:06:26
and you're not going to enjoy anything is what he's gonna say be beep.
03:06:29
You don't, George.
03:06:29
You know, I'm asking you as juror if you were the if you're the skull.
03:06:33
Oh, I'd rather have my remains be some more like, you know,
03:06:36
like I'd rather not have them, you know.
03:06:42
So you're not, you know, I don't know.
03:06:43
You want to be you want to be pumped up with chemicals
03:06:46
and and put in an enclosure so people can come and sit by you
03:06:49
where they know you are, You know where you were in the skull.
03:06:52
Like a good memory.
03:06:53
Those people coming to my dead body who were going to come.
03:06:57
Well, I don't think there's people coming to the skull now.
03:06:59
Maybe There are people coming in the skull.
03:07:01
I'm just I don't know.
03:07:02
I didn't have a better way to put it, but I'm just saying that I just
03:07:06
when I die, I'm not going to be fully
03:07:08
conscious of what doing because. Yes.
03:07:12
So he had my energy had dissipated or transferred elsewhere.
03:07:17
But it doesn't I'd like my body to not be like urinated on defecated
03:07:22
disgraced.
03:07:23
I'd rather just have it be either part of the ground, part of nature.
03:07:27
I wouldn't mind a cremation situation.
03:07:30
I don't know how that's looked upon in the faith that I grew up in.
03:07:34
I really had have done no research.
03:07:36
I know that language. Troubling.
03:07:37
Isn't that troubling? Isn't it?
03:07:39
How can you send in the grandparents bodily harm thing?
03:07:44
So I was that's
03:07:44
part of the reason of the separation with the church
03:07:46
is when I got old enough and wise enough to question everything and I
03:07:49
so I was I was I had really good questions.
03:07:53
And one of the questions I would say is, well,
03:07:56
if the rapture is true and that's how the dead are going
03:07:59
to, rise again and go to heaven.
03:08:00
The Ascension, what happens to the the people that are cremated
03:08:05
and they make up some bullshit or
03:08:09
whatever, what
03:08:10
in which they were wrong in faith, their body will reassemble or something.
03:08:14
What did you grow up in?
03:08:17
In a Christian based faith
03:08:19
which would one of them not not Catholic but one of them.
03:08:23
You don't want to be specific. You're okay.
03:08:26
That's fine. I don't want to pressure you. I'm just.
03:08:28
I was just asking just because I was curious.
03:08:29
Yeah. For me, it was.
03:08:30
Is. Is that Catholicism?
03:08:33
I didn't know she had. We just. We.
03:08:35
Oh, yeah, it's nice.
03:08:37
Like we weren't an every day church thing, but it was.
03:08:41
I went to catechism.
03:08:42
It was like, I think once every two weeks or once every month or some shit.
03:08:47
And then once you like you do that enough and you just kind of
03:08:50
like colored some shit and recited some random shit they like
03:08:55
you had to recite like we lowered your Pledge of Allegiance.
03:08:58
Yeah. Move on to the next.
03:09:00
Eventually you get your wings.
03:09:02
I know how you would confess your sins or whatever.
03:09:05
Halo, wings, sainthood.
03:09:07
You Just go in there
03:09:08
and you pretty much just tell them you never did anything wrong.
03:09:11
And they're like, Are you sure?
03:09:13
And they're just like, Yeah, yeah, No, really.
03:09:16
See, my religion? Fuck you. No matter.
03:09:18
Even if I did. No, I did though.
03:09:20
I did. I did do things that were wrong.
03:09:21
I just didn't want to tell some random weird dudes.
03:09:23
They were like, Oh no, I think it's totally confidential.
03:09:27
And then the next thing you know,
03:09:28
every everyone knows everyone's dirt and they wonder where the local priest
03:09:32
is telling everyone, you dumb fucks or he's not supposed to.
03:09:35
Oh, he's not supposed to do that. He's a good person.
03:09:39
Well, then how else does the church know everyone
03:09:41
that felt that I'm not telling some random old dude like.
03:09:45
Like I don't know what you mean by sin.
03:09:47
Like, okay, any little tiny little thing.
03:09:49
We could be here for hours. Like, I.
03:09:51
I thought bad about this.
03:09:53
I like, you know,
03:09:54
I think this was something I thought bad or I should do this when I should have to.
03:09:59
Like, you could sit there all day with a stupid
03:10:01
fucking dumb ass preacher behind a mesh screen.
03:10:05
See, I tell you how you think my brain is died.
03:10:08
I don't remember now, but even in eighth grade,
03:10:10
I remember pulling Bible verses saying Man cannot judge and question me.
03:10:14
God will do that you can fuck up.
03:10:16
I don't have a I remember I had catechism.
03:10:19
They didn't like I didn't have a I didn't have a school.
03:10:22
I was public school general.
03:10:23
It was just catechism and I had two weeks, I think
03:10:27
five days, six days a week, counting Sunday every two weeks.
03:10:30
And it was like Saturday, Saturday for like it sucked because
03:10:35
was just like I was done with school and it's like everyone else, like
03:10:39
I'm kind of like I can only be done with doing things for the week
03:10:42
and this is the weekend, so why do I have to keep doing dumb shit.
03:10:46
Yeah.
03:10:47
And so I remember like having the little books and like, learning about the,
03:10:52
you know, Icarus.
03:10:54
The Icarus flew to supplying the circles of the sun
03:10:57
and then the fucking David and Goliath and then Zach.
03:11:00
What was it? Zachariah?
03:11:01
What was? The soccer.
03:11:04
I was the fucking one.
03:11:08
I don't know, dude.
03:11:09
I don't know.
03:11:09
I know that there was one that.
03:11:14
No, fuck them all.
03:11:15
Who cares what it was?
03:11:18
Just ask him to kill his son, that one.
03:11:21
And then once I was like, did my confirmation, it was like,
03:11:24
I'm like, fucking I'm done. Just like.
03:11:27
Like just like high school.
03:11:28
In high school, it's like.
03:11:30
Like I'm done. I'm done with.
03:11:31
Yeah Look, God, I got you.
03:11:33
Don't get rich. Doesn't matter. No, I just
03:11:36
don't want shit.
03:11:38
That means I'm religious as fuck and I'm going to move on.
03:11:40
I'm going to heaven fucking royalty.
03:11:42
And it's funny and it's not the right attitude, but that's how I feel.
03:11:45
I'm like, I did enough church and religion for the rest of my life.
03:11:49
In the first 16 years of my life.
03:11:51
I mean, more than anybody, most people every day we had a church,
03:11:56
a little church, a little 15 minute one every day.
03:12:00
But I also some of the little blue,
03:12:03
blue, blue were crimes were
03:12:06
I don't know if we do those.
03:12:07
I subscribe to that idea.
03:12:09
I subscribed to the Jesus adage where it's like how you can go to this big fucking
03:12:16
this big fucking church over here.
03:12:18
Did you hear that? I don't know what would Jesus do?
03:12:20
The big fucking. Yeah, I'm listening.
03:12:22
You could hear this eagle,
03:12:22
this big fucking church over here and worship and do whatever.
03:12:26
Or you can go over by this little fucking tree over here
03:12:28
and we can all pray and, just, you know, not pay a bunch of money.
03:12:31
Doesn't matter the fucking same. It's all.
03:12:33
Why would it matter to God?
03:12:35
He's sorry.
03:12:35
You don't qualify.
03:12:36
What matters is what's in here. And what's in here.
03:12:39
It doesn't matter if you go to a church, you give money or whatever the fuck
03:12:42
taken to the fact away That fact away that may be a religion.
03:12:45
Added these books to the Bible somewhere.
03:12:48
It literally spells how a human it's a human construct. It
03:12:53
tells
03:12:54
you your duties of what you're supposed to do, how much you're supposed to give.
03:12:57
It's kind of ridiculous.
03:12:58
Well, that's what the cultural Christian, you know, situation is.
03:13:01
It's that's a turn SHAPIRO was saying is spells that out, too.
03:13:06
Yeah. You can't just play you can't have one without the other.
03:13:09
And that's what you were saying last time before even Ben SHAPIRO
03:13:12
And people that don't get that difference will say, well, sure you can,
03:13:15
because if you don't believe you can't have the whole.
03:13:17
Yeah, they they don't have
03:13:18
they don't have a concept of a world without one without the other.
03:13:21
And I don't really know you looking at you can still have
03:13:24
tradition and values, but it's not Christian based.
03:13:28
It may be equal and parallel and compatible to Christianity,
03:13:31
but without Christ in your heart you cannot be a Christian.
03:13:34
That's not me saying that. That's the religion.
03:13:36
That's the whole Christian thing.
03:13:38
So giraffes at the zoo, the giraffes have children.
03:13:43
They have to separate the the mother and the father and the giraffe because
03:13:49
they could they could kill each other
03:13:51
for absolutely whatever reason.
03:13:54
Guinea pigs or hamsters,
03:13:57
when when I was in elementary school, we had hamsters
03:13:59
and one of the hamsters actually ended up killing several of its babies
03:14:02
because that's just what hamsters kind of do.
03:14:06
There's other animals that exude that as well.
03:14:08
Pigs.
03:14:11
It it's just a weird
03:14:13
nature thing praying mantises
03:14:16
the when the when the the dude and the chick fuck
03:14:20
and the chick gets pregnant or whatever the fuck and the dude comes inside of her
03:14:24
the the chick kills the dude and it's almost like,
03:14:28
it's almost like a thing that the dude like it's a thing.
03:14:32
It's so much ingrained in their shit that the dude just it doesn't.
03:14:36
It's a known thing.
03:14:37
Like, the dude knows I'm going to, I'm a bust nut and, then I'm out of this bitch.
03:14:41
So I can tell you in all honesty, this isn't some bullshit fucking.
03:14:45
If, as a father, when I had my kids, if somebody would have came up to me
03:14:49
and said,
03:14:49
You're going to work your ass off, you're going to earn $1,000,000
03:14:51
over the next 18 years, you're going to get them into college
03:14:53
and make them to be well-adjusted adults, or your wife's going to eat you
03:14:57
and use that nutrition
03:14:59
to feed them.
03:15:00
And that's it.
03:15:01
At that point,
03:15:03
as long as my legacy was carrying on and as I was having children
03:15:06
and somebody else, I'd have been like, okay, you know what?
03:15:08
Honestly, that sounds easier.
03:15:11
It's just across the spectrum.
03:15:13
Everything's so different.
03:15:14
So for someone to say that one thing is one way and only one way
03:15:19
and that's all that we need to consider is quite preposterous.
03:15:23
Preposterous point of view is completely different.
03:15:26
That's like, what's that one expression where you have
03:15:30
two lions in a what do I and the
03:15:33
lion, the gazelle, two lions and a gazelle vote for what's for dinner.
03:15:37
You know,
03:15:40
clearly the lions are going to vote for Gazelle.
03:15:43
The gazelle is going to be anything else.
03:15:45
And it doesn't matter because gazelles eat.
03:15:47
I think the plant life potentially.
03:15:50
Well, even if he were and they wouldn't matter.
03:15:54
It's a good choice.
03:15:55
It's a good callback to to
03:15:56
what Gary was saying about the religious state and people's vote.
03:16:00
The one third it matters if it has to be two
03:16:03
to to be three thirds educated and fair.
03:16:06
If two thirds gang up on the other one, it's not fair.
03:16:11
Kind of like the Brady and George Show talking was out Gary to
03:16:14
I was oh, I feel like it was a very unofficial trend
03:16:18
I if I was passed his bedtime I think I mean I've never seen a
03:16:24
I was sure no he's been he's got a it's a
03:16:26
it's like well my goal for editing and everything was to get the Brady
03:16:30
and Giorgio over by one so it was a three hour wrap
03:16:34
but he didn't even leave till almost like 250 to 45.
03:16:37
I mean that's
03:16:39
quite long.
03:16:40
Like a wrap rat. Like yo yo yo, homie.
03:16:43
Like a rap rap?
03:16:44
No, like a rap.
03:16:46
Like a rap.
03:16:47
You know, you put shawarma in it.
03:16:49
Shawarma like you're in it.
03:16:52
We can just shut off.
03:16:53
Yeah. You never had a formal rap.
03:16:55
Um, I know a comedian,
03:16:59
Sean.
03:17:00
I don't, like, know him directly, but I've met him, and
03:17:03
I highly recommend shawarma.
03:17:06
Shawarma?
03:17:07
He toured with, um, who the fuck that one comedian was?
03:17:11
I hope that's really his name.
03:17:12
And he wasn't just pandering to his Indian culture
03:17:14
and took the one of their delicious foods and.
03:17:16
No, no, it's really weird.
03:17:18
Like, Hey, I'm American.
03:17:21
Definitely not.
03:17:23
But a short hair
03:17:25
with the border has no state income tax.
03:17:28
Jeremiah total income.
03:17:30
So I've.
03:17:32
I know that there was a Simpsons clip that was solar eclipse right
03:17:35
little did I know this is the original one that I'm familiar with.
03:17:39
Wait a minute.
03:17:40
We can just shut off the power. No such luck.
03:17:42
It's Solar powered solar power.
03:17:45
When will people learn
03:17:49
a solar eclipse?
03:17:51
The cosmic ballet goes on.
03:17:54
Is anyone want to switch seats?
03:17:57
The Simpsons episode
03:17:58
with the monorail and powered monorail sales.
03:18:02
The greatest one?
03:18:03
Yeah, it kept going and they couldn't stop it.
03:18:06
And then there was a solar eclipse happened.
03:18:09
This is just the pied piper stampeding.
03:18:13
They did it
03:18:18
Dumb. Yep.
03:18:21
So that was Simpsons monorail.
03:18:22
But Donald Trump won a big PR victory yesterday.
03:18:25
He want to be I've been knocking I've been Auburn.
03:18:29
So little did I that there was like another
03:18:31
Simpsons eclipse thing
03:18:34
man has been ruled by science and industry
03:18:37
but that he was trying to close.
03:18:46
We stand on the cusp of a new e-book
03:18:48
one of prophecy puzzles and signs in the
03:18:55
and that book begins today.
03:18:59
Our top story.
03:19:00
Today Springfield will experience a rare total eclipse of the sun,
03:19:04
a solar eclipses like a woman breastfeeding in a restaurant.
03:19:07
It's free, it's beautiful, but under no circumstances should you look at it.
03:19:10
We are using our homemade camera.
03:19:12
I looked at it from an ordinary shoebox and paper fine tube.
03:19:17
This was supposed to be pre-made.
03:19:19
It came in the sun.
03:19:20
I looked them both today at the end of that freaking covered book,
03:19:24
I look at tits in the sun.
03:19:26
There's an eclipse. When I say there's an eclipse,
03:19:29
he's going to show his tits.
03:19:32
They're taking off his clothes.
03:19:33
You see that?
03:19:35
Yes. No,
03:19:37
I don't know.
03:19:38
Look, that's how it looks like from space.
03:19:41
It's literally what I saw.
03:19:43
A picture like that.
03:19:44
Yeah, of course.
03:19:45
That's what it looks like.
03:19:46
The fucking shadow who gives a shit.
03:19:49
Yeah, Yeah. Huh?
03:19:56
That's a shame.
03:19:57
Whoo! That's good.
03:19:58
Or great.
03:20:02
Okay, people, we've hit Penumbra.
03:20:04
Brace yourself for Umbra.
03:20:06
I'm going to see it first.
03:20:07
I'm going to see it first hit.
03:20:09
That was hilarious.
03:20:13
But space toy.
03:20:15
Oh, it's okay, homie.
03:20:17
You can have my viewer.
03:20:19
But, Mom, you'll miss the eclipse.
03:20:21
Be another one in North Yemen in 2027.
03:20:25
We have to tell people
03:20:28
one, we'll be talking about this together for years.
03:20:33
For years.
03:20:34
So hey, that's funny.
03:20:35
That just reminded me of a family.
03:20:38
Holy shit. Didn't remember this little pink.
03:20:41
Oh, it's awful.
03:20:44
She's blind.
03:20:48
No, no, I guess it's lovely.
03:20:51
I just.
03:20:51
I just remember.
03:20:52
I remember the one that you mentioned, like, ten years ago
03:20:55
where everyone had to play the previous one.
03:20:56
I Yeah.
03:20:57
Now, looking at those boxes, I remember when I was in high school or
03:21:01
middle school or even elementary school, but yeah, yeah, we made,
03:21:04
we made what was called a pinhole camera where we talked little bit and all you saw
03:21:09
was the shadow on the wall of the shape of the solar eclipse.
03:21:13
Right.
03:21:13
So this isn't like a once in a lifetime thing.
03:21:16
This has happened it's, well,
03:21:18
yeah, it's, it's by far my third one, but I still have never seen 100%.
03:21:21
Even here in this area. It was only 99.
03:21:24
Who gives a fuck.
03:21:25
I want to.
03:21:26
I want to see the ring of Fire.
03:21:27
Johnny Cash got me all excited. I do.
03:21:30
What does that do when you fucking die?
03:21:32
What does that mean?
03:21:33
Afterlife or no afterlife?
03:21:35
I saw this thing one time. There was just a shadow.
03:21:37
The thing that having the most perfect shadow, that was a perfect circle versus
03:21:41
like a half circle or a three quarter circle or a 90% circle
03:21:44
that makes my journey to wherever the I'm going next.
03:21:47
More important.
03:21:49
See, I believe that there's a special people like you.
03:21:52
What's his name? St Peter. The Gates. Whatever you believe.
03:21:54
Where you go? Yeah, the gates.
03:21:55
You did you see school records?
03:21:57
Yes, I did.
03:21:58
It all sudden they're like, no liar.
03:22:00
He was 99.8 lower
03:22:03
and you go down to hell.
03:22:05
How dare you?
03:22:06
So there actually is a nother Simpsons eclipse here
03:22:11
that Are you going to watch the solar eclipse?
03:22:13
Sorry, but this is pork chop night.
03:22:15
This is like the newest episode.
03:22:24
When I go, God.
03:22:29
Oh, my eyes.
03:22:33
I told you to use the cardboard box.
03:22:36
I thought you meant for on that.
03:22:41
But that's what it is.
03:22:43
We know exactly when eclipses happen, but I bet
03:22:47
you know, people go, Oh, The Simpsons.
03:22:49
Simpsons predicted it early.
03:22:50
It's like they fucking have done the same thing so many times.
03:22:54
They don't know.
03:22:55
They don't know what to do.
03:22:56
So they they've done everything multiple times.
03:23:00
They've done everything multiple times.
03:23:02
South Park episode Simpsons did.
03:23:04
It is pretty good. Yeah,
03:23:07
but they've done everything multiple times
03:23:11
where everything is coincidental.
03:23:13
I don't feel that anything like there's no way that could happen again.
03:23:16
What?
03:23:17
Yeah. Yeah
03:23:20
this is
03:23:22
syzygy, So.
03:23:24
Yeah. Wait.
03:23:25
The final twist on the other day of the year, flag, I thought was leave the scar.
03:23:28
You wanted the skull to be buried peacefully.
03:23:31
See, that's why we didn't leave it alone or buried or buried deeper.
03:23:35
So we'll come up with two reasonable, rational or questionable points of view
03:23:39
that, No, this is the way it is.
03:23:41
This is the way it has to be.
03:23:42
No, this is only one, one and only fudge.
03:23:47
No, no, dear.
03:23:50
Here. Yeah. Yeah.
03:23:52
Well, there's so much fudgy.
03:23:57
I already hit it so you can just go.
03:24:01
This is the third time I've
03:24:04
received a gift of a political book from my brother in law.
03:24:09
We are Poles apart politically.
03:24:12
It came with a message to quote, Please read the book.
03:24:16
This all capitals time end.
03:24:20
Quote, He is expecting a book,
03:24:24
book report and discussion of the book.
03:24:27
What he next visits.
03:24:29
He is certain to do this.
03:24:30
He started to do this. Yeah.
03:24:33
He started doing this several years ago after his sister died.
03:24:38
He used to keep she used to keep him politically in check.
03:24:42
But he has become increasingly obnoxious and emboldened.
03:24:46
I have tried tactfully responding that I don't reading political books
03:24:52
that I do not approve of name calling,
03:24:55
and that those who disagree with us are not, quote, stupid
03:25:00
And we just need to accept our different viewpoints.
03:25:06
There is
03:25:06
no way to have a rational political discussion with him.
03:25:09
I'm trying to preserve family unity, which is very important to me,
03:25:13
and my brother wants to threaten him to stop.
03:25:18
My brother wants to threaten him to, suppressing me.
03:25:20
My son and his wife suggested sending him things
03:25:25
that reflect my political philosophy.
03:25:29
What do you think I should do?
03:25:31
I waver between anger and laughter.
03:25:33
By the way, by the way, I sent him a box of chocolate chip
03:25:38
cookies, which he loves for the holidays he signed harrassed.
03:25:41
What I hate about this night overstep immediately is that it does not say
03:25:46
what side politically doesn't matter
03:25:49
and I guess it does not mean never never matters.
03:25:52
He wants it does as soon as plate as soon as you think that aside
03:25:55
side matters you are biting right into the same bullshit
03:26:00
I just that's who
03:26:01
would be over I guess there's all types of people on both sides.
03:26:05
Are we overbearing like that? So. All right.
03:26:08
So you like you give joking advice for me not to eat
03:26:12
and, you know, and I laugh, you know, that is one.
03:26:15
I know what serious advice I do. It is.
03:26:18
It's a it's a constant thing that I play into.
03:26:21
But if you ever said, listen, I emailed you
03:26:25
a book about how to do it, that would be obnoxious.
03:26:28
I'd read and I want you to read it.
03:26:32
I don't know.
03:26:32
I mean, I don't know what I would I first I would laugh.
03:26:34
And if you were serious, I mean, I wouldn't just let it go.
03:26:37
I would try to do with my best I could actually make, you
03:26:40
know, a dictator and make a huge mockery of it all. But
03:26:45
if it was my family, I would say, all right, I'll read your book.
03:26:47
I'll honestly read your book,
03:26:48
but you're going to have to read mine and do a do a book report on that.
03:26:52
And it starts out as we, the people,
03:26:56
as soon as you read this entire thing from front to back and know it
03:26:58
and give me a book report to my satisfaction, then and only then
03:27:02
will I do your book report of whatever side colored team you're on.
03:27:06
Red, white, blue, black zebra
03:27:09
doesn't matter because neither one of them agree on anything, as did
03:27:12
by design, to make you not actually become one
03:27:15
and question the whole fact that they're stealing your money
03:27:18
and giving it to other people for their own whim.
03:27:20
It may be good and some people may agree with that win.
03:27:22
But regardless, politics is just a group of people trying
03:27:25
to get resources from one to give to the ones that they represent.
03:27:28
Whether it's good, intended or not, it's theft.
03:27:33
I'll honestly read your book, but you're going to have
03:27:36
whoops
03:27:38
rewatching.
03:27:39
Sorry, did I interrupt you
03:27:40
watching the podcast while I was ranting about, starting over
03:27:44
because
03:27:45
I had a response to something and I lost it.
03:27:47
And so I was trying to go back without anybody noticing that ice
03:27:52
Well, when you when when Gary said Cataclysm,
03:27:55
I had a joke about I was going to say didn't just go to cataclysmic,
03:28:00
but then I did.
03:28:01
And she had to get the fact that I said that 3 hours later and stuck to it.
03:28:06
I want credit.
03:28:08
I finally remembered what I was trying to remember the joke that when it
03:28:10
when it happened two and a half hours ago.
03:28:18
Yep, we should we should spend the whole show just reading the Constitution.
03:28:21
That'd be great.
03:28:23
Next Monday is 15th, which is Tax Day,
03:28:27
as everybody lives in a state that charges
03:28:29
income tax, have their taxes done.
03:28:32
Oh. Oh, wait a minute.
03:28:34
You still got to do federal income tax even if you live in Florida.
03:28:36
I forgot about that fact.
03:28:40
Good.
03:28:41
I see that you're not even pleading the fifth.
03:28:43
He has nothing to say about taxes.
03:28:45
That's the right answer.
03:28:49
Read my lips.
03:28:49
No new taxes.
03:28:52
Oh, no eating in, Mike.
03:28:55
Oh, thanks.
03:28:56
Perfect segue way.
03:28:58
So I joke about not eating our mike, but I am fully 100% about it.
03:29:02
There is 100% all jokes.
03:29:04
All jokes have
03:29:07
an unprofessionalism about eating on to Mike
03:29:10
because no one wants to hear like a smacking or chewing or whatever noise.
03:29:14
That is very one of the that is one of the most like an appealing sounds.
03:29:20
Yeah.
03:29:21
Audibly, especially when you're listening in headphones.
03:29:23
Uh, I think it's about more than just a fart echo.
03:29:28
Yeah, it's way more than a fart noise.
03:29:31
Well, the echoes bother me more than a mouth noise that becomes like an issue.
03:29:36
And you're.
03:29:36
You're trying to do a legitimate show, and you're disrespecting your audience
03:29:40
by talking. By chewing into the microphone.
03:29:43
There are so many different.
03:29:45
I'm sorry. Both of you ways out. Right.
03:29:47
So you could you could mute it and still eat and chew.
03:29:51
And then when it's time to talk or if you try to clear your mouth really quick
03:29:54
and then then then you present your your opinion after the fact, Right.
03:29:58
You could even just kind of walk away for 2 seconds and come back.
03:30:04
I can't do that.
03:30:04
That's what a perfect that's what someone who would be professional would be.
03:30:08
What I love is that you, you you know that I hate.
03:30:13
But most people hate that.
03:30:15
And I am I've been known
03:30:18
to be quite a troll, not only online, but in real life like I literally
03:30:23
I say I'm a troll before troll.
03:30:26
I was a troll before trolling was trolling like I was a real life troll.
03:30:30
Before trolling was trolling.
03:30:32
I use as a double double benefit because I can actually get
03:30:35
the jab of the trolling and I need to eat so
03:30:39
I can I can act like a actor here.
03:30:41
And the benefit I get to eat because I really don't care.
03:30:45
Talking about make me want to eat more.
03:30:47
That's a psychological thing
03:30:49
I like.
03:30:50
Do you think that anybody that's the portion of the show,
03:30:55
it's it's it can be unprofessional, right?
03:30:58
But if it if I never do that, I don't think it will wait
03:31:01
it make a damn bit of difference at the level This is when you it's a very
03:31:08
it's a level of unprofessionalism so that you're instantly the audience
03:31:13
that is tuning in that you don't care about them because I don't care.
03:31:17
You're willing to you're willing to do.
03:31:18
Let me be clear.
03:31:19
I don't I don't care about any of the audience members.
03:31:22
I would like to hear their point of view.
03:31:24
But unless I know, you know, I mean, I may know you and care about you,
03:31:27
but just because you're watching the show, to be honest.
03:31:30
No, I don't.
03:31:31
I'm doing this for me.
03:31:33
For you now, for Gary.
03:31:36
No, I don't.
03:31:36
I don't want to play games.
03:31:38
I see podcasts, you know,
03:31:40
there's a guy that that podcast all the time.
03:31:42
When I asked one of my young
03:31:45
kids, I asked one of my young adult kids about them when they knew him,
03:31:48
I forgot his name and I'm going to say it.
03:31:49
But he starts out as a podcast.
03:31:51
He starts out every podcast by saying, I love you
03:31:55
and I want to know he's just he's connecting to people
03:31:59
that live in basements and have no connection in there.
03:32:01
It's a fake connection.
03:32:02
And then they send him five bucks to feel good.
03:32:04
And I want to be clear this is not that show I do not care about you
03:32:09
draw my Gary probably doesn't know.
03:32:12
I probably do even less than Brady does.
03:32:14
If you want love, we won't.
03:32:16
We won't give you hate unless you say something stupid.
03:32:19
I think you like New Age, Gary.
03:32:21
Like, Yeah, like New Age.
03:32:22
Gary Kind of, like, seems to have some weird feels
03:32:25
and it was weird.
03:32:26
So I subscribe to
03:32:30
I was listening to the podcast, I am I drive this way,
03:32:33
and then I was like, Oh yeah, Brady put our shit on Apple Podcasts.
03:32:38
So I just have one tomorrow.
03:32:41
I decided to
03:32:43
subscribe.
03:32:45
And so I was listening to the first episode
03:32:48
and the fast forward a little bit.
03:32:51
Yeah, before the actual show starts.
03:32:55
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. I you know what I did?
03:32:57
I just pointed. I just pointed, but I didn't edit down.
03:33:00
I asked, I said what you said.
03:33:01
Yeah, that's what you said. Text.
03:33:04
I said you should, but you said fuck it, I don't have time.
03:33:08
Yeah, I understand that.
03:33:09
But I thought, you know, get air or something.
03:33:14
It's too hard to just cut the it's too hot.
03:33:17
It's not that bad.
03:33:17
Most podcasts that I run into that have shit on the front end.
03:33:22
You're fast forwarding it anyway.
03:33:24
Even even shit that I listen to, they tend to either
03:33:29
frontload their their ad.
03:33:31
So like in lots of shows have that hour intro song
03:33:35
I've seen, I've seen up to an hour an hour intro song.
03:33:38
It's just a front load their ads and so you can kind of skip
03:33:42
even then when they when they start their show, the fucking worst thing.
03:33:45
And even on YouTube it'll be like a five minute video
03:33:48
and the fucking first minute and a half of the video
03:33:51
is I'm telling you about what the next 3 minutes of the video is going to be about.
03:33:54
And it's just like I comment all the time, Why don't just
03:33:57
I already read what the title was so I know what the fucking video is about.
03:34:01
I don't need a minute and a half description on what the video
03:34:04
is going to be about when the entire video is only fucking four 5 minutes long.
03:34:08
Just get to the fucking point.
03:34:10
Just go. This is the video. Boom. Go.
03:34:13
And I don't want to.
03:34:13
I don't ever want to do all this just to make clips as the main.
03:34:17
But we're up against like YouTube.
03:34:19
If you do a longform like this, they put chapters.
03:34:22
So if you want to see any type of content,
03:34:24
you can just go boom, right to that minute or two minute.
03:34:27
People don't really watch long form shows.
03:34:29
So I mean, we're definitely up against it.
03:34:32
This is I don't think it'll take online to be a huge
03:34:38
difference or anything.
03:34:39
No. I mean, even the the during my podcast that I just listened to earlier
03:34:45
and it was they said that more about
03:34:47
the local sponsors that they have because of their years in radio
03:34:50
that really kind of keep like they make them profitable.
03:34:55
They're able to do it for a living,
03:34:58
but it's more the local
03:35:00
and the years of 20 plus years in radio that they've had prior to leading up
03:35:05
that they can have sponsors that are confident
03:35:08
in whatever their product was because they were sponsoring them on the radio.
03:35:12
But they also have their they also have a deal with wheels as well.
03:35:15
I think
03:35:16
I forget what it is, but they've got like an hour and a half
03:35:19
like show on wheels on Saturday.
03:35:22
The Wheels Wheels used to be done in Detroit.
03:35:25
It's back.
03:35:26
They yeah, they came back like, like a couple of years ago.
03:35:30
Get the fuck up, you mean.
03:35:31
Well, yeah, it was 98.7 I think it's I don't I don't know.
03:35:37
The call numbers are
03:35:42
what everybody attorney handles is on there and then they have a
03:35:45
they play an either radio or just on podcast.
03:35:50
No, it's the regular radio show but they, they
03:35:55
do an hour
03:35:57
and a half I think of the during my podcast
03:35:59
on Saturday.
03:36:02
Somehow they have like a deal with them to air part of their podcast
03:36:06
on their airwaves on Saturday because they've got that kind of power.
03:36:11
So but Trudy Daniels is on one of their disc
03:36:15
jockeys during the afternoon, I think, and she was on the show disc jockeys.
03:36:21
That doesn't appropriate the disc.
03:36:23
Yeah she's got a lot of she.
03:36:26
So Dr.
03:36:26
Roches who they would always advertise for and air she's got this doctor
03:36:32
who she's got quite of no plastic surgery and shit.
03:36:37
She's got
03:36:39
a decent amount of work done, but it's like than what you see in Hollywood.
03:36:43
But at the same time it's all a bit too much.
03:36:45
That shit scares me, man.
03:36:46
I'd rather see the beauty of somebody growing old than their robotic.
03:36:50
I just sure talk about the makeup like the fucking and I'm fine.
03:36:54
If it makes you feel better, do what you want to do.
03:36:56
But be aware that when you walk around
03:37:00
similar to somebody with a toupee.
03:37:03
So I've gotten accused of having a toupee.
03:37:05
And I.
03:37:06
I mean,
03:37:08
I definitely don't, but so it's my shitty haircut.
03:37:12
People usually know when you've had plastic surgery
03:37:14
or when you're have a toupee, you're hiding somewhere in a Botox.
03:37:19
Here's an easier one. That's not plastic surgery.
03:37:20
You'll see somebody with skin
03:37:22
that looks like they're 90, but their hair is dark, jet black
03:37:25
with no gray hair because they color it all. I know.
03:37:27
I fucking hate that shit.
03:37:28
I look like a mother.
03:37:30
Yeah, but that looks natural. If.
03:37:32
If you know.
03:37:32
And I'm not even like that.
03:37:34
My hair is so long and gay and stuff.
03:37:37
You get old, but your hair never.
03:37:39
It looks ridiculous.
03:37:41
That streak with streaks.
03:37:42
No, but I'm sure you agree with me.
03:37:44
You would take white, red, purple, green or orange hair over?
03:37:47
No hair any day, Saga?
03:37:50
Oh, yeah, I know for sure.
03:37:52
Because my dad would be like, Oh, you were ahead.
03:37:54
You're going to you're going to go bald. You're going to go.
03:37:56
But I say,
03:37:56
then I'm not that you're an anomaly or you really don't wear a hat all the time.
03:38:01
So I've worn I've had my entire life. That's what I'm saying.
03:38:02
My dad has told me I've got absolute type.
03:38:05
You're telling me that I hear you.
03:38:06
Your anecdotal that I'm wrong, but I still believe what he said is true.
03:38:10
Wearing a hat.
03:38:11
My dad?
03:38:12
Yeah.
03:38:12
If your dad said we're having genetics. No.
03:38:15
Period. No. Nope. Nope. Was he biography?
03:38:18
No. Say, it's a weird step.
03:38:21
Like it's your mother's brother or your mother's father.
03:38:25
Hey, my grandma, Grandpa, my mom's.
03:38:26
I was thinning.
03:38:27
Thinning a little bit, but so still her hair.
03:38:31
I don't say it or market or even brag that I have hair because I'm still
03:38:34
I mean it could you can go, I think graying graying at a young age for sure.
03:38:38
Yeah I've had this beard since I was like in seventh grade
03:38:42
and then it's just turned gray.
03:38:44
I just started growing this fucker yesterday, and it's a rigorous surprise.
03:38:47
So you must have kids that you don't know about.
03:38:49
Because I was always told. Gray kids. Gray.
03:38:50
We give you gray hair.
03:38:52
No, my oldest brother is a mind fuck and.
03:38:58
Right.
03:39:00
Yeah. Yeah, I would like to.
03:39:02
So I heard a same thing then family
03:39:05
through the through through a podcast that I was helping out.
03:39:08
There was a comedian, Raj, Raj Sharma, who I think I brought up earlier,
03:39:13
I think or Yes, Yeah, cause we were talking about Sharma.
03:39:16
Yeah.
03:39:17
Show when I met him.
03:39:19
He's a cool dude.
03:39:22
I met him
03:39:23
because he knows Jacob Newberg, who I hung out with
03:39:26
several times, is a local comedian, but he's based out of L.A.
03:39:29
now, But for quite a while
03:39:32
he did.
03:39:32
He was on America's Got Talent, actually.
03:39:34
Very briefly, Shaun.
03:39:36
And also
03:39:40
he did a show.
03:39:42
He was a showrunner for that new Bear Grylls show.
03:39:46
But my girlfriend, I hung out with him on like two or three separate occasions,
03:39:50
the guy that was the guy that makes you survive out in the.
03:39:53
Yeah, not that guy,
03:39:54
but the guy who was the producer showrunner for the fucking that show
03:40:00
he's a local comedian.
03:40:02
New York hungry in the middle of the night with chicken shawarma.
03:40:06
So you look at that. I do.
03:40:08
That's how they make shawarma here Are you fucking over the fuck?
03:40:11
I was bringing that up for every cool guy's name.
03:40:14
The guy's name is Shawarma. I'm hungry now.
03:40:17
Look at that.
03:40:18
They they lump all the chicken together and they put it on a spit
03:40:22
that spins around.
03:40:23
What plate?
03:40:24
What place does that buy anywhere?
03:40:27
Russia. Warmer. That's what.
03:40:30
There's a fucking restaurant. That. That.
03:40:32
That's their fucking gimmick.
03:40:33
And there's a lot of complaints.
03:40:36
They walk around with different things and they cut you the meat and shit.
03:40:40
And they claim that, like, all the good meat goes really quick.
03:40:42
And so all they're walking around with is all the meat nobody wants.
03:40:45
And that's the complaint of the restaurant,
03:40:47
because you kind of play, if you pay a flat rate
03:40:50
and they're supposed to come around with all kinds of different shit,
03:40:54
you just,
03:40:54
you just expose the whole combo meal and anything that they send mail to
03:40:58
you in a box.
03:40:59
What was that? What's the place called? Goddamn.
03:41:01
And my girlfriend and I, we're going to go there.
03:41:02
And then we read reviews for it and we kind of like fucking baseball cards.
03:41:07
Same thing. They never give you the good one. I mean, duh.
03:41:12
It's why I ended.
03:41:12
I don't like anything that you pay one.
03:41:14
No, but so the best part about that is as they slice it off,
03:41:17
it spins around and it cooks every slice of chicken.
03:41:19
Is this crispy outside deliciousness?
03:41:23
It's just chicken, though.
03:41:24
It's just chicken.
03:41:25
I got an air fryer.
03:41:25
They do they do it with steak, too.
03:41:27
It's a lot like air fry.
03:41:29
But but no, but when you go to their fries, you just bowed out.
03:41:33
You're like, Yeah, it's a lot like air fryer.
03:41:34
Like, you do it for me.
03:41:36
Crispy Yeah, They're probably probably charging 50 bucks a pop.
03:41:40
It's tastier because they're basting it the whole it's got a flavor, too.
03:41:43
I highly recommend it. It's you can base it the whole time too.
03:41:45
You can do that too. I'm not doing that shit.
03:41:47
My air fryer. I'm not cleaning that shit.
03:41:50
You got to a better air fryer.
03:41:51
My, my air fryer grill.
03:41:52
That thing's fucking gangster.
03:41:55
Yeah, it have.
03:41:56
Was it have a tube that pipes it right out
03:41:58
to a hole in the ground so I never have to deal with it.
03:42:00
And Touch it.
03:42:01
It would work
03:42:03
if I was cooking a hunk of meat like that.
03:42:05
That would be quite a lot of grease byproduct dripping off my.
03:42:08
This is my basting butter.
03:42:10
My it's got a little bottom tray that you just pop out and just fucking
03:42:14
throw in the sink or throw in the dishwasher.
03:42:16
I usually rinse my shit out pretty hefty before I put in the dishwasher.
03:42:20
Even though some of these fucking dishwashing detergent people
03:42:25
tell you, like, Oh, you can just throw it in the dishwasher with all the gunk on.
03:42:28
And it's like, No, I'm not. You can do that.
03:42:31
We talked about know, I did a full blown environment.
03:42:34
You can do it marinating in fucking other grease
03:42:37
and all kinds of fucking different foods and shit.
03:42:40
I'm rinsing. That should off.
03:42:41
I want the clean.
03:42:42
It's cleanest plates possible.
03:42:44
There's nothing in the wash.
03:42:45
Urgent that's doing anything special to reiterate and revisit.
03:42:48
So what talking about is.
03:42:50
Which is it? What is it? Bleaching it.
03:42:53
You just said I want the cleanest plate possible to put in the dishwasher.
03:42:57
Yeah, Yeah.
03:42:59
So you're like, cleanest plate possible coming out of the dishwasher is what
03:43:02
with that. Right.
03:43:03
But but,
03:43:04
well of course that's going to happen no matter what I've, I've done it.
03:43:07
No that. No it's not. Yep.
03:43:10
You've, you've, I've definitely put something in and everyone
03:43:13
has put something in the dishwasher and it's still on it when it comes out.
03:43:16
Well that's a shitty dishwasher then.
03:43:18
It doesn't work. Or a focus at that point.
03:43:20
Hold on.
03:43:21
At that point you might as well load improper load is what you're saying.
03:43:25
If you might as well wash the dish
03:43:27
and then just put it in the cupboard because it's clean enough.
03:43:29
It's your dishwasher is never going to get it any cleaner.
03:43:31
If the food sits down there and make it a little cleaner.
03:43:32
But it's not getting it clean enough that there's food left.
03:43:35
Well, it's it's like taking a bath,
03:43:38
like in the olden days where you like, Oh, the oldest one here, number two.
03:43:42
And listen, Daddy, Daddy takes a bath first and then mama takes a bath second.
03:43:46
And then there's our little boy
03:43:48
takes a bath third, and then a little girl takes a bath.
03:43:50
Fourth little girl taking a bath in the fucking dirty
03:43:53
water that mama and daddy and brother fucking all washed in.
03:43:56
Sure, she's a little bit cleaner.
03:43:58
She's still fucking dirty. Comes out of there.
03:44:00
The only way your analogy would be working is if there was no drain
03:44:03
on your dishwasher.
03:44:05
But there is
03:44:07
any modern dishwasher repeatedly through the cycle.
03:44:10
It doesn't do the whole thing. Wash it. Really? Yes.
03:44:13
They have a clear dishwasher, do washes.
03:44:15
They just rinses the soap out.
03:44:16
Then. I'm such an over analyzer.
03:44:19
Over analyzer that when I buy products I research for two years
03:44:23
and I bought a dishwasher and I narrowed it down to Bosch or KitchenAid.
03:44:26
They're the only two that have the full three level, whatever the fuck.
03:44:30
They're not just catchphrases they show you.
03:44:32
You can go to their videos and watch a clear dishwasher go to,
03:44:35
you know, and compare all the processes
03:44:38
in those dishwashers.
03:44:39
I'm telling you, it doesn't matter.
03:44:41
You could throw up in it while it was running.
03:44:43
And the dishes are going to come out as clean as they were.
03:44:47
If you put a clean dish in there, you would not be able
03:44:49
to tell the difference.
03:44:50
And then they compare it to the dishwasher to tell the difference.
03:44:53
So you're right.
03:44:54
You're in a cheap Maytag, but I'm going for a cheap Maytag dishwasher.
03:44:58
You're absolutely right. I want to know in a real decision,
03:45:00
I don't want to just be able to go, oh, this is.
03:45:03
But you could I could throw a throw up in a cup
03:45:06
and then just it out, rinse it with a quick thing of water.
03:45:09
And you would you would not be able to tell. Listen how you
03:45:13
listen.
03:45:13
Howie Mandel, what's your definition of clean then?
03:45:15
Because I have news you that dish is never clean.
03:45:19
I mean what do you trying to get it?
03:45:22
Even if you bleach it unless you eat off like a few minutes,
03:45:25
there's something that is deathly like grossly food bacteria.
03:45:31
How do you how do you eat bacterial growth?
03:45:33
It's this fascinating does not it does no to germs I like
03:45:37
I like your selective mind.
03:45:39
You've created and become accustomed to a pattern
03:45:41
that makes you feel comfortable that things things are clean.
03:45:43
And I want to I want to delve into this bacterial growth.
03:45:47
What do you eat on when you're in, when you're traveling?
03:45:51
Like if you don't eat, carry out containers, but even then a business.
03:45:55
So I don't like using the microwave because I'm going to eat whatever
03:45:58
as soon as the episode is done, because I'm waiting to eat an omelet.
03:46:04
Don't you assume that the microwave will new can kill any bacteria in there?
03:46:07
That's.
03:46:07
No, I just I don't like the public microwave because I clean very well.
03:46:12
And so as long as it's in a container, that's I'm okay with it.
03:46:15
But if it was like errant, it was like,
03:46:19
well, my point that I was going to get at is if you my point, I was going to get it
03:46:23
to the air to compare where the plate sitting there, that would be a problem.
03:46:27
I wouldn't like that.
03:46:28
That's what I was going to say.
03:46:29
So you're comparing the covered covered container, you son of a bitch.
03:46:35
What I was going to say was,
03:46:40
if you're sitting home in a regular course of action
03:46:43
and you're eating dinner and you typically you're going to eat,
03:46:45
you're going to get up, you're going to rinse off your plate.
03:46:48
It's either going to sit there for a moment
03:46:49
or go right in the dishwasher, and that's going to be washed within a day or two.
03:46:53
So whether you're whether you're blasting your dishwasher or not or whether
03:46:56
you scraped off that food or not, that's way cleaner than the food
03:46:59
you've had sitting for anywhere from, what, 15 minutes to two or 3 hours.
03:47:03
So if you survived that dirt, anything that
03:47:07
the stuff that's growing on your carry out
03:47:10
immediately from when you get it, as soon as that there's a temperature,
03:47:13
you got to keep hot foods, hot and cold, food cold.
03:47:15
As soon as that reaches a lukewarm temperature, shit goes on there.
03:47:18
Like you would not believe.
03:47:18
Mythbusters 2008 or whatever.
03:47:21
We can cite them if we need to watch the episode, but they can.
03:47:25
They compared all this shit.
03:47:26
So washing your dishes in a dishwasher is kind of just some weird modernized thing
03:47:30
to make you feel better. Like sanitizing a clean dish is all you're doing.
03:47:33
You're heating up a clean dish, and that makes you feel better.
03:47:36
That's fine.
03:47:37
But then you wait. Hang on. Final thought.
03:47:40
My hold my two whole tie, and the only reason to get it, the result
03:47:42
that you think in your head is only if you did it right before you ate on it.
03:47:47
Well, before you actually do, you wash your
03:47:49
Did you pull it out of a hot dishwasher right before you eat?
03:47:52
Before I eat it, I'm going to put it in the microwave
03:47:54
and re configure it, which is going to kill you.
03:47:57
I'm talking about at home your dishes.
03:47:59
You're you're not going to eat it.
03:48:01
And then I'm going to throw the plastic away your home.
03:48:05
My issue at home, if I'm just eating by myself
03:48:09
like they're just all my dishes, it's all my germs.
03:48:11
But to me, I still don't like the food bacteria,
03:48:13
so I still rinse, like, kind of greasy, shut off because I don't like the grease.
03:48:17
You can tell you can tell germs when you have a very greasy fucking item
03:48:22
or you use because my air fryer like the catch.
03:48:26
Like if I don't rinse it out before
03:48:27
I put it in the dishwasher, I can tell on my glasses.
03:48:31
I can tell that there is like it's just different
03:48:34
versus actually rinsing that grease off before it goes in the dishwasher.
03:48:37
Okay.
03:48:37
So I wasn't counting grease in my head because I, I treat grease to maybe
03:48:42
it's an apartment.
03:48:42
You never ever put it and never put grease down a drain or in your dishwasher.
03:48:47
See, I don't that doesn't It's not it's an apartment, so I don't care.
03:48:50
Even though it's my cousin's apartment. I don't care.
03:48:52
Yeah, you should care.
03:48:53
Because if you've ever had to clean out a grease plugged freakin pipe, you'll care
03:48:59
because it doesn't.
03:49:00
You can't clean it.
03:49:01
It's like a part.
03:49:01
You know, sometimes you got to replace the freakin a piece of the pipe.
03:49:04
Yeah, but everything's that grease.
03:49:05
All food is greasy.
03:49:07
Yeah, but if there's something that meat.
03:49:09
If you stuck a piece of pizza down there, it kind of just goes right through.
03:49:12
But if it's just liquid grease, little no dumping of liquid grease, it's
03:49:17
down with water. Right? I'm rinsing.
03:49:19
I was just I was putting it in the sink and rinsing it down
03:49:22
because nobody's going to put grease trap from their air fryer in a dishwasher.
03:49:27
That's not obviously grease.
03:49:29
Just cut trapped grease like that is going to continue, I think.
03:49:33
I don't any of it's not that much grease that I'd like to take is yours.
03:49:38
You've got the little the little poultry one like my dad has the egg sheet,
03:49:42
the poultry like a fucking not like a square with a fucking grill.
03:49:47
A grill and an air fryer and a don't talk down in the airplane.
03:49:51
Shame. I have a square air fryer. My air fryer, not egg shaped.
03:49:55
One of them old school egg shaped ones.
03:49:58
Yeah. I had a what, four years ago?
03:50:01
I got the technology's changed, motherfucker I got the best the Coursera
03:50:06
because I kind of wanted to buy one of the microwaves that's also an air fryer.
03:50:09
That's also Don't do it.
03:50:12
I got it.
03:50:12
If I if my basement wasn't a convection oven,
03:50:15
it's my camera over there and show you the weirdest part about is it?
03:50:18
It's all metal. There's a metal tray, everything's metal.
03:50:21
Then they've like, you've got to take all the shit out.
03:50:22
You microwave,
03:50:24
you know, you can microwave convection, right?
03:50:26
It's convection does all three and it does all three of them like shit.
03:50:30
It takes fucking 4 hours to up to do the convection.
03:50:34
Now maybe there's a different brand, but the one I got,
03:50:36
the microwave is so weak that I have to cook
03:50:38
everything for 4 minutes instead of a minute.
03:50:40
And the air fryer is so it's a more evenly cooked though.
03:50:44
So my process of microwaving is I will microwave it
03:50:48
and then I'll let it sit and then I'll flip it
03:50:50
and then I'll microwave and I'll let it sit.
03:50:52
Usually takes me 12, 12 minutes.
03:50:54
So something that would take maybe two, 3 minutes like an on
03:50:59
a skillet or something, you can see I wanted that.
03:51:04
It's definitely better than another. But a combo is always bad.
03:51:06
You work with tools you ever did somebody ever give you a gift where it's a
03:51:10
Oh, look, it's a ratchet hammer slash ax.
03:51:13
Great. And you actually try to take it and use it on a job.
03:51:16
You're like, What kind of consumer bullshit is this?
03:51:18
You can't have an ax. A hatchet with those.
03:51:21
I mean, I get you're just making it up on the fly, right?
03:51:24
So to me, that's any combo of VCR, DVD, those are two pieces
03:51:29
because they couldn't sell them on their own.
03:51:30
So like, Hey, let's stick them together and sell to people that don't know.
03:51:32
The point of that was because you could copy one, right?
03:51:35
Yeah, but there's combo.
03:51:36
I mean, they put them in TVs.
03:51:38
Sooner or later, one of those things goes bad and then what are you going to do
03:51:40
throw the other side out or is it going to liberate, you know, Yeah, they want DVD.
03:51:44
Here's a call back.
03:51:45
VHS, the DVD. It's a fucking Blu ray.
03:51:48
And now it's just everything's streaming anyway.
03:51:49
So everyone has a physical copy of anything is just stupid, right?
03:51:53
That wants the lesser of the device of the combo device dies.
03:51:56
What are you supposed to do, Just walk around
03:51:57
like a conjoined twins duct to have your.
03:52:02
We already discussed that.
03:52:03
I don't hear that the extent.
03:52:06
Definitely a callback.
03:52:08
I don't want former
03:52:10
I don't know Raj Sharma as a comedian, but
03:52:15
and you were going to say what about him or did you it's weird because his name
03:52:17
now I don't know.
03:52:18
Is it because it's trauma? But it's trauma.
03:52:21
Is he is he is he brown?
03:52:23
He's Indian.
03:52:24
Yeah hundred percent.
03:52:26
Then he's in he's in entertainment, right. In some aspect, yeah.
03:52:28
He's a liberal.
03:52:30
He's a little bit liberal. But wait, wait, wait.
03:52:32
I asked if he's an entertainment and you gave me his political statement.
03:52:36
I just meant that.
03:52:37
Yes. You. Yes.
03:52:39
He didn't want to be. What's his first name?
03:52:42
Raj. Raj.
03:52:43
He didn't want to be Raj Haja Hajari.
03:52:45
So he said, I want to be Raj Sharma.
03:52:46
And everyone was like, Oh, that was literally his name.
03:52:48
That's that's his name now, dude.
03:52:50
No, I want Where is this? I want to. No, no, no, no, no, no.
03:52:53
It is it is.
03:52:55
Is it Raja Raj? People that know people.
03:52:57
RJ Ra Sharma, He's an Indian comedian.
03:53:00
He's toured with
03:53:03
Jacob Newberg, toured with whatever.
03:53:04
What's the mean?
03:53:05
What's that?
03:53:06
Very famous Indian comedian that isn't that Indian?
03:53:10
I'm that's a show.
03:53:11
He changed his name for the first show was
03:53:16
I can't remember it.
03:53:17
I didn't remember what
03:53:20
he plays.
03:53:21
He never had large stadiums.
03:53:24
Large stadiums or I mean, I've never seen a comedian play in a stadium.
03:53:28
Hold on, hold on.
03:53:31
No, no. Well, maybe.
03:53:33
Maybe Dane Cook.
03:53:35
I don't know why I found him,
03:53:38
but I also found a lot of other he smoking who he hang out with.
03:53:42
God know.
03:53:43
What's that guy name?
03:53:51
Did you find him?
03:53:53
You can't remember who who they're friends with.
03:53:57
God darn it.
03:53:58
Some more famous Indian comedian.
03:54:02
God. Yeah.
03:54:15
Well, well,
03:54:27
yeah.
03:54:28
Definitely not a in
03:54:32
the way
03:54:37
or spoken word.
03:54:48
No, I
03:54:49
can't find one reference to the last name Jorma.
03:54:53
Only thing I can find is the Indian delicacy.
03:54:55
Sharma.
03:54:56
It's sure for sure.
03:54:58
No, no, no.
03:54:59
It's definitely warm. I'm.
03:55:00
That's what I'm telling you. It's.
03:55:02
Oh, it's like, Oh, no, no, I'm sorry.
03:55:04
You're right.
03:55:05
You're right. I'm wrong.
03:55:05
You're right.
03:55:06
It is. Sharma, It's not warm. I'm sorry.
03:55:09
I'm sorry, Raj.
03:55:09
I mean, I initially said
03:55:11
I was calling. I don't know if that's some kind
03:55:13
of cultural appropriation Because you're Indian.
03:55:15
I think it's okay.
03:55:15
I was kind of offended that you.
03:55:19
It would have been like an Italian calling themselves.
03:55:21
You know, Tony Wop.
03:55:24
So forget it.
03:55:26
Yeah, Tony's bigger. Exactly.
03:55:28
But Tony got even better.
03:55:31
Yeah, It'd be like, Dude, come on.
03:55:32
Not every I mean, maybe that's true.
03:55:34
Some of the people that know
03:55:37
Sharma.
03:55:38
Yeah. Okay.
03:55:39
I don't know the, Guy, but I do, like, you know, not a man.
03:55:42
Still don't know why he was, why you mentioned
03:55:45
where you re going somewhere with Because you said Sharma You said That's right.
03:55:48
That's right.
03:55:49
I Thought.
03:55:49
Okay, fantastic.
03:55:54
So we didn't really have a lot of topic
03:55:55
about the eclipse except that it was uneventful
03:56:00
and it was a couple Simpsons things.
03:56:04
The highly uneventful. Yeah. No, it wasn't.
03:56:06
It wasn't uneventful.
03:56:08
It definitely was not relevant for the thing here.
03:56:11
If I can find it.
03:56:13
My favorite part, my favorite part where the topic has no consonants.
03:56:17
I like words with all I mean no vowels.
03:56:19
I like words with all
03:56:21
consonants.
03:56:23
Are you going to play this g scissor g words on your screen?
03:56:26
I think I got to go back to.
03:56:29
Oh, yeah.
03:56:29
It's just a burping per the show.
03:56:31
We're in 4 hours.
03:56:36
What the fuck?
03:56:39
I haven't even had the Colin page open.
03:56:41
That's why nobody, nobody even called it.
03:56:43
I thought we were going to like. Well, for the record. That's right.
03:56:45
I repeat, I did not have it.
03:56:47
I did not have it open.
03:56:48
But I can see there's a list and there's voicemail.
03:56:51
No Nobody called, so it's not an unmarried.
03:56:54
So there's voicemail, but there's no voice.
03:56:56
Oh, my God.
03:56:57
There's 400 voicemails and there's four.
03:56:59
Oh, my God.
03:57:01
I just, for the record, find it hard to believe
03:57:03
that 100,000 people watched one show.
03:57:06
That's all I'm saying.
03:57:08
Without commenting or liking it.
03:57:10
It's just I'm just saying all the all the show reviews went up.
03:57:14
The first one went up on the show called Shenanigans.
03:57:17
And then April Fools, it peaked.
03:57:19
I'm just saying, somebody question that
03:57:24
directly.
03:57:25
So wait, he doesn't have here here. The other one.
03:57:27
He looked older, but he had more hair.
03:57:28
Did Gary get hair transplant?
03:57:31
Oh, he definitely did that.
03:57:32
He sustained decent amount of hair the entire time. One
03:57:37
neck.
03:57:37
What year was unique, the one you were playing out?
03:57:40
We made a commitment as an 11.
03:57:42
Who? That's an old man.
03:57:44
It looked like he had more hair.
03:57:45
When was he jump?
03:57:46
And is the jumper down the hill before 2011?
03:57:50
Oh, no. After for sure. You know? Why?
03:57:53
Because the footage footage looked like old home movies.
03:57:55
It looked like it was old
03:57:58
cell phone versus Bob would have like they'd have decent cameras.
03:58:02
I don't know.
03:58:03
Maybe it's just the for the the square three by for the
03:58:07
to wear is uh
03:58:11
13 that's caused kozloff that's crazy last jersey
03:58:14
or is it the
03:58:17
square too.
03:58:18
But it's just No,
03:58:20
no no. I got to raise it.
03:58:22
I've got a burger, Bob.
03:58:23
Yeah, definitely fucking cider.
03:58:26
He looks like cider left.
03:58:28
You know, it's not clear.
03:58:31
It's close.
03:58:32
Oh, he hit the tree. The.
03:58:36
I don't have a bonk noise.
03:58:40
I've been trouble.
03:58:41
I've got everything struck correctly.
03:58:44
Russell Peters is the book and
03:58:46
does not sound like an Indian name of Russell Peters.
03:58:49
Is there?
03:58:49
Boy Rash woman fucking.
03:58:53
Yeah.
03:58:54
He's like one of the most famous Indian comedians,
03:58:56
which means he's are the famous.
03:58:59
I never stop.
03:59:01
Don't know your.
03:59:07
So what's the topic?
03:59:09
Drive next week.
03:59:11
Next week? Tax day.
03:59:13
What's the time should be taxes
03:59:18
Well this week was supposed to be eclipse
03:59:20
but it was a scissors G says a g
03:59:25
says a g says a deeply
03:59:28
brilliant G says a G just though.
03:59:32
Just says a G.
03:59:34
Just for you.
03:59:34
Just just for you. Just for you.
03:59:36
Just for you.
03:59:37
I added Eclipse to every keyword.
03:59:40
So if people are searching Eclipse and we somehow managed to get in the list,
03:59:44
it'll be under eclipse.
03:59:46
Even put it the title
03:59:48
like Best of both worlds.
03:59:51
Oh no, no, no, no.
03:59:57
So wait, doesn't he have a penis there fucking or.
04:00:00
No, he got sick.
04:00:01
He had an actual transition sex changer.
04:00:03
Yeah, I started my teignmouth.
04:00:05
I watched South Park when they used to actually
04:00:07
still cut out the cardboard or the construction paper.
04:00:10
Like, way back then.
04:00:11
And then I went away for a little bit and it got, I mean, still brilliant.
04:00:14
I like that they make fun of, yeah, it's brilliant.
04:00:17
I just haven't watched them in a handful of years.
04:00:19
I don't know.
04:00:19
I just I never really I never know.
04:00:22
What's his name? Garrett.
04:00:23
I never really liked his with the whole weird sleep.
04:00:27
Garrison. That's it.
04:00:28
Oh, yeah. Garrison In the sex slave.
04:00:30
I would not watch those episodes. We're not.
04:00:33
I bet you like the you kind of get a
04:00:36
There's something too close to close to horizontal.
04:00:39
Yeah,
04:00:40
that's way too close to home.
04:00:42
I don't know what a trigger trigger you went.
04:00:45
Oh, God,
04:00:48
no. God, please.
04:00:49
No, no, no, no, no, no.
04:00:56
You All I hear is echo.
04:00:57
I don't want to fix the audio.
04:00:58
I'm about done, Ray.
04:01:02
Fix what area or echo your end?
04:01:05
I hear echo in my coming out of my and my ass, and we don't hear shit,
04:01:10
so it doesn't matter. Earth.
04:01:12
Nobody gives a fuck.
04:01:15
No, I should do way more this way
04:01:18
less of this
04:01:22
nothing.
04:01:24
And what the dodo
04:01:27
bird dimensional beings.
04:01:29
Gary Climactic scissoring.
04:01:34
I guess I did want to I don't know it's a little bit it's
04:01:37
it would be more of a three party thing and I didn't want you to close
04:01:40
with that whole chanting Death to America and Dearborn, Michigan was a
04:01:44
wave of the the Muslims in Dearborn that were chanting death to America because
04:01:51
when in 1990 or recently, just recently, this was like this week, earlier this week
04:01:58
in Dearborn Not Hamtramck.
04:02:01
No. Dearborn. Yeah.
04:02:02
I mean, Dearborn is, what, 94?
04:02:04
Because they're because they're not they're not going again.
04:02:08
The they're mad at our government because our government is like
04:02:13
pretty much backing both sides versus just being one sided.
04:02:17
And, you know, other Muslims can be even though, like a lot of them are peaceful,
04:02:20
there's a handful of them that are like death
04:02:22
to America or death to anybody that does not agree with us.
04:02:26
There's not too many.
04:02:28
We this last time since that since the Crusades,
04:02:31
but there's not too many other religious groups that like even like China.
04:02:35
Like China is like scary dangerous.
04:02:37
But like there they're Buddhists.
04:02:39
Like the Buddhist religion is not going to like bomb people and
04:02:44
fly planes into buildings, even though aren't they?
04:02:47
Gary's out there. He's out here to defend that theory.
04:02:49
There could be radical Buddhists.
04:02:51
We don't know radical Christians.
04:02:54
Well, there's definitely, definitely.
04:02:57
Yeah, but are they going to I guess I got your point.
04:02:59
I was just mocking it. Buddhists are very passive. Passive.
04:03:02
That's all right. You know? Whatever, dude.
04:03:05
All right, buddy.
04:03:08
Yeah,
04:03:10
Yeah.
04:03:11
I just want to know, just.
04:03:12
Just because we're not we're not not supporting Israel enough for them.
04:03:17
I just want to be clear.
04:03:18
And their motive and what their call to action or call to prayer is,
04:03:24
I don't know.
04:03:24
They can all go fuck themselves or my opinion.
04:03:26
All right.
04:03:27
Well, if somebody has something to say, I want to know what it is
04:03:29
before I tell them to go fuck themselves if they're so Death to America.
04:03:33
Nothing new.
04:03:33
If it is nothing to do with us both.
04:03:36
Both of their arguments have nothing to do with us so they can just go.
04:03:39
Both go fuck themselves on your word.
04:03:42
I don't know why we need to sell our billions of dollars over there.
04:03:44
Let's take it a step further and say on both sides, Death to America.
04:03:48
America's gone.
04:03:49
Good luck saying death to Egypt.
04:03:50
In Egypt, you get your head cut off.
04:03:53
So you
04:03:54
can't even respect America to let you say death to America
04:03:57
and just have social criticism instead of cutting your head
04:03:59
and freedom of speech in America that you're allowed.
04:04:02
My point in America. In America.
04:04:04
So death to America is moronic because you're literally don't understand.
04:04:09
Go try your chance in almost any other country
04:04:11
and see what happens and how you're responded to.
04:04:14
It'll be way worse than just social media criticism.
04:04:18
I don't know.
04:04:18
It's just it's that whole Koran versus the Bible.
04:04:21
I don't know.
04:04:21
And here's my you know, I don't here's where I become unpopular.
04:04:25
I support their right to say death to America I don't agree with it,
04:04:28
but I support and I would fight to defend their right to say that.
04:04:32
I think that's a
04:04:37
terrorism.
04:04:41
So So hang on a second.
04:04:43
I'm going to take you seriously.
04:04:44
Well, then
04:04:46
where's that where you can say, I don't like America saying
04:04:50
that you want to death to them, which means like
04:04:53
we want to destroy murder.
04:04:57
I mean, I, I just know.
04:05:00
Please do. I'm going to.
04:05:01
I'm excited.
04:05:03
I've never been more excited on the show.
04:05:06
I'm not sure what to say or do.
04:05:08
It's. No, it's not weird.
04:05:09
It's worse than weird.
04:05:11
Okay, close this.
04:05:12
Okay, so back.
04:05:16
Oh, I got it
04:05:17
zoomed in so much, I can't see anything.
04:05:20
It one side is just saying
04:05:24
we want anyone that doesn't agree with us to die.
04:05:29
The other side is just like
04:05:31
we just want our earth or area or spot.
04:05:35
We can just in the middle
04:05:38
a cut to the train.
04:05:40
One one represents the Koran, the other represents the Bible.
04:05:44
And according to Barb and what my opinion as well is that
04:05:49
when you mention God or the Bible, people freak out and
04:05:56
okay,
04:05:57
I just read it from Google, Congress shall make no
04:06:00
I think an establishment of religion or prohibiting the free exercise
04:06:03
thereof or abridging
04:06:04
freedom of speech or of the press or the right to the people to peacefully assemble
04:06:07
and to petition the government for a redress of grievances.
04:06:11
Nowhere there does it say unless it makes somebody feel terror,
04:06:16
or unless there's no unless it all it says shall make no law.
04:06:21
So you cannot abridge, prevent any speech.
04:06:25
You can't even prevent people from saying fire in a crowded theater.
04:06:29
Now you if people trample and there's
04:06:31
some kind of an event from you that there's obvious repercussions.
04:06:35
But nobody in writing from saying anything, regardless of it's terrorizing.
04:06:42
That's not true.
04:06:45
It is.
04:06:47
It's not.
04:06:48
Well, then it's unconstitutional.
04:06:49
And they're fighting it wrong.
04:06:52
Well, so somebody that I know
04:06:57
had recently got in trouble.
04:07:01
Long story short, they were working for a place and ended up
04:07:04
with a medical issue that may or may not have been attributed to this place.
04:07:08
And regardless of it being attributed to the place or not
04:07:11
the place
04:07:16
expelled the employee
04:07:19
without any type of like remorse or whatever, even though it could be
04:07:24
a potential disability type situation regardless, regardless
04:07:27
of who was part of the businesses fault or not, it's still a disability situation.
04:07:33
Um, as that person, that person years later
04:07:37
kind of resented and kind of got drunk and was on some energy presence and
04:07:42
may have called this this
04:07:44
business and had mentioned to them that he just wished
04:07:50
that they that their building would blow up.
04:07:55
He didn't say that he would do it.
04:07:57
He didn't say that it was going to happen.
04:07:58
He just said that he wished it would happen.
04:08:01
And he was charged
04:08:05
and convicted.
04:08:07
And so there's that,
04:08:10
because that actually happened to somebody that I know that very close to.
04:08:14
And it was just it was that that's completely out of character
04:08:18
of that person 100%.
04:08:20
And they don't even remember doing it
04:08:22
because they were kind of drunk and some some pills.
04:08:25
And just once you realize that's something though, it becomes their character.
04:08:29
So you can't say that anymore.
04:08:31
Well, that's fine. But it was it was a
04:08:34
didn't even threaten anybody
04:08:37
yet. They were charged and have two years of probation
04:08:40
and it falls into the same category of blow
04:08:44
in a tube twice a day for alcohol.
04:08:47
So what I'm saying is, I'm not saying that there isn't a punishment
04:08:50
or repercussions from what I'm saying.
04:08:51
You can't be prevented from saying it again or any anything at any time.
04:08:57
We didn't hurt anybody.
04:08:58
There were nobody was actually being harmed.
04:09:01
Well, no one was going to be harmed.
04:09:03
He had no he had no way of getting to that location.
04:09:06
So let me know what he means in order to even acquire any type of bomb
04:09:11
making stuff.
04:09:11
He had no money.
04:09:12
He had no job, no means of travel.
04:09:14
You assumption was not hours away from that.
04:09:19
He got charged.
04:09:21
He got scared by the act, the penalties by the maximum.
04:09:24
And he took a plea because that's what happens 99% of the time in our courts.
04:09:28
They don't go they don't go to trial.
04:09:29
They don't go to any type of a I don't know, a wasn't there for all of it.
04:09:33
But most people will plead guilty just to get a lesser sentence part of the game.
04:09:39
But still, you know, my point my point on that,
04:09:41
just because somebody got prosecuted or pled guilty to a law still doesn't mean
04:09:46
that it wasn't unconstitutional and it was the wrong outcome.
04:09:50
The Constitution protects
04:09:52
every word from everybody or at least every citizen.
04:09:55
I don't that's one thing I never understood or I wasn't sure of.
04:09:58
If you are not a citizen of the United States,
04:10:00
do you are you allowed free speech here?
04:10:02
And while you're I'm serious, I don't know that answer.
04:10:04
It depends.
04:10:06
I think you do,
04:10:08
because I So, yeah, as long as you're in these lands,
04:10:10
I mean, what are you going to be treated differently?
04:10:11
You got different laws you have to watch.
04:10:13
GRINER Yeah.
04:10:14
Brittney Griner got arrested because she broke 9 hours.
04:10:18
Yeah, I hope it is true.
04:10:19
Otherwise I might be arrested at some point,
04:10:23
although I drove here.
04:10:24
But watch out in Pennsylvania, man.
04:10:26
Now they got we legal here.
04:10:28
There's a dispensary like literally right in there.
04:10:30
And I was like, okay, you're right.
04:10:32
We was I was traveling to Buffalo
04:10:36
early.
04:10:37
We didn't end up going because of the snow, but I was like, Shit,
04:10:40
I'm going to have to drive through Pennsylvania.
04:10:41
It's not going to be legal a month after we go through like January 1st.
04:10:44
But it was like, Oh yeah, Christmas and I genuinely were here when I was younger.
04:10:49
I'd be like, Who cares?
04:10:49
Yeah, when I'm your age and I got nothing to lose out here.
04:10:52
One of my agents who cares to her now, I was like,
04:10:55
I don't want to even like, what are you going to search?
04:10:59
Who cares? They're not going to know it's there.
04:11:01
Yeah That's what people say.
04:11:02
You go, those instrumental people stay until something bad happens.
04:11:06
You know, I you know how you don't try to.
04:11:09
I'm like, we can do another way. But the other way was driving.
04:11:11
Driving all the way through Canada. Fuck that.
04:11:14
No, that's the thing you don't want to fuck around with.
04:11:16
I'm going to Canada in a couple of weeks and.
04:11:19
Yeah, that's it.
04:11:20
It's Canada. Is legal.
04:11:22
I don't know.
04:11:25
I don't need to fuck that.
04:11:27
I'm going to have some in my system. I'm going to take a gummy for sure.
04:11:29
But other than that, that's when when I land,
04:11:33
I'm landing in the middle of fucking nowhere.
04:11:36
The nearest airport is like
04:11:39
3 hours away
04:11:41
and then the other airports are 14 hours
04:11:44
because it's literally like up and around or up and around like a mountain area.
04:11:48
It's like the most ridiculous way out west then.
04:11:51
Yeah, it's almost to Alaska type area, not up north.
04:11:56
It's western Canada.
04:11:59
Well, it's almost it's like it's still like 14 hours from fucking Alaska,
04:12:04
but it's still like as close to Alaska as you can fucking get.
04:12:07
So by your definition, then that would be up north.
04:12:11
Yeah, that's fucking north.
04:12:13
But yeah, it's weird because it's this little fucking town
04:12:15
and even when I talk to the people there, they're like, Yeah, in case you get lost,
04:12:19
you can give us a call and we'll help you out.
04:12:20
But he's, she's like,
04:12:22
There's literally only two roads, so you're not going to get lost.
04:12:26
But for some reason there was like four or five dispensaries, like in this area.
04:12:31
Dude, that's everywhere.
04:12:32
I've traveled in my little bit of travel the last few years, which isn't that far.
04:12:35
Many everywhere has fucking.
04:12:38
In fact, just today I was driving, I'm like, Oh my God,
04:12:40
there's a basketball court.
04:12:42
Like, Holy shit, because I've seen these swim places pop up.
04:12:45
I thought, Wow, it's look like no bigger than a 7-Eleven.
04:12:47
But I'm like, It must be the size of one basketball court.
04:12:50
Oh, the little.
04:12:51
No, hang on, hang on.
04:12:52
I was wrong, but so I drove it said 21 plus rec.
04:12:56
And I for some reason in my head because I was stupid.
04:12:58
I thought it was like Parks and Rec, the way the branding was.
04:13:01
It was all red and it looked like stripes on a basketball,
04:13:04
you know, look like paint on a basketball court, the whole thing.
04:13:06
So I was like, sweet.
04:13:08
I felt good about life Eclipse and we all connected with nature and human beings.
04:13:12
I thought, yes, we're getting activity that was like, Shit, nope,
04:13:15
it's just the biggest fucking recreational weed store I've seen.
04:13:19
Every corner has a fucking weed store on it.
04:13:22
I smoke weed and I think it's too much.
04:13:26
I don't think it's great.
04:13:29
Well, I think it's great too.
04:13:30
I still think it might be a little too much.
04:13:32
Like, how do they even.
04:13:34
I keep thinking, well, sooner or later it's going to get saturated.
04:13:36
There's no way they can all stay open.
04:13:38
But I'm like, Damn, everyone smokes it already is There, there.
04:13:40
That's I've talked to all of them.
04:13:42
They're all booming business, failing in a pot business right now.
04:13:46
They need more.
04:13:47
Sure, there's lots of struggles. Yeah. So. Yeah.
04:13:49
To to the market.
04:13:51
All right, well, everything.
04:13:52
Maybe I'm wrong, but prices are going down, so I pay attention to them.
04:13:55
They're definitely going down.
04:13:58
So Medmen Medmen went under
04:14:02
and they were pretty popular.
04:14:03
What's the first entry or a brand
04:14:06
like It's a is a public fucking traded
04:14:11
dispensary,
04:14:13
weed cultivation, all of the above.
04:14:17
So Tilray Tilray is one of the more prominent ones.
04:14:19
They're Canadian based.
04:14:20
But the problem is, is that the federal designation between different countries.
04:14:24
So Germany just recently kind of opened up shit.
04:14:27
So they're sort of branching into Germany.
04:14:31
Tilray is also responsible for the Sweetwater
04:14:35
breweries they own Sweetwater
04:14:39
IPA, also Sweetwater 420
04:14:42
during the Bud Light bullshit they bought Shacked up
04:14:46
who is a was a Anheuser-Busch product
04:14:50
technically, and also a couple other.
04:14:53
What about the tobacco companies that are turning into weed companies?
04:14:57
Is that true?
04:14:57
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know how well that's going.
04:15:00
I know that was speculation early on.
04:15:01
And I'm assuming why wouldn't they
04:15:05
I'm assuming they're also getting
04:15:07
into the vaping shit anyway when it comes to nicotine vapes and all that as well.
04:15:11
Right.
04:15:13
Maybe not anything about those.
04:15:16
Does Marlboro have a fucking vape? I would assume.
04:15:18
Like not like you seem their be Marlboro weed like
04:15:22
I used to be.
04:15:23
Cigaret is like 15 years ago.
04:15:25
20 years ago almost.
04:15:26
So I can't bring it up.
04:15:28
26 Nabisco, you know Nabisco, they make half our food
04:15:32
that was purchased
04:15:33
was that was purchased by one of the cigaret companies a while back
04:15:37
where, you know, all our food is made by CIGARET companies.
04:15:40
So obviously they care about our health.
04:15:41
Clearly
04:15:44
they'll do
04:15:46
what's the topic
04:15:48
topic.
04:15:50
I think if we pick it that I saw a lot of problems
04:15:54
let's make Gary rant on stuff taxes it's
04:15:57
tax day Gary
04:16:01
maybe we shouldn't talk about we should just keep that going. Hey,
04:16:06
I love the
04:16:07
fact that they steal money and give it to other people
04:16:10
without my representation. Yep.
04:16:14
Yeah.
04:16:15
That was one of the problems with the argument
04:16:18
with Easy is it's like he, he
04:16:21
he did not know how it was
04:16:23
more a reactionary thing.
04:16:27
That was his argument for Trump.
04:16:30
It wasn't like a specific it was more of a reaction.
04:16:33
Anything that was, Oh, he says bad things.
04:16:36
He says things on Twitter and it's like he hasn't been on Twitter in like years.
04:16:40
He has.
04:16:41
He he does is So he's.
04:16:42
No, wait, hold on. He's back on Twitter. He's back. Is he?
04:16:45
Yeah. Ellen reinstated him.
04:16:47
Yeah, but is he actually tweeting?
04:16:48
Because I think he's doing mistruths because why would he retweet?
04:16:51
Because the exposure
04:16:55
we should do that.
04:16:56
We should actually go, Oh, he says a bad thing.
04:16:58
Well, it's like, look at all the shit Joe Biden's doing,
04:17:03
You know, That's why I don't go for that.
04:17:05
I don't follow any news of corruption.
04:17:07
It's just if you want to look at both sides, it's fine.
04:17:09
Like we can shit on them both.
04:17:10
That's fine. I'm cool. Yeah, right.
04:17:12
There isn't a new if you just want to go.
04:17:13
Oh, one's a complete saint.
04:17:15
Like the one Satan.
04:17:16
And the other one is just like, Oh,
04:17:18
it doesn't matter because the other one Satan.
04:17:20
Like, that's not a conversation.
04:17:22
That's just reactionary.
04:17:25
Yeah, it's just stupid.
04:17:26
He going right into the trap.
04:17:28
You couldn't describe one thing like it.
04:17:31
And I was like. I do like, look at food prices.
04:17:33
Look at fucking gas prices.
04:17:34
We were energy independent of Trump.
04:17:37
That's one thing that I was happy about.
04:17:40
Energy independent.
04:17:41
I don't like buy fucking our oil from Saudi Arabia.
04:17:44
We're literally we were involved in zero wars when Trump was president.
04:17:48
We were involved in several wars when Obama was a president
04:17:51
and we're involved in several wars now.
04:17:53
We're actually funding two sides of the same war.
04:17:56
Right now. We're
04:18:00
working, we're verbal.
04:18:03
It's just like, Yeah, I know it.
04:18:07
But Trump kind of words it and no words for it.
04:18:11
That might get a tiny bit better, a tiny bit worse.
04:18:13
But regardless, I would feel better about it.
04:18:16
At least my 41k would go up a little bit.
04:18:18
Well, you know what? I want to going up, but it's been down dramatically.
04:18:20
People are like, Oh, the
04:18:22
the stock market's doing well.
04:18:23
And it's like, Yeah, because it's been down for so fucking long.
04:18:26
Yeah, well, gas prices are selling an all time low food prices.
04:18:30
You know, I thought when gas prices were starting to rebound, food prices, what?
04:18:35
They weren't.
04:18:36
Yeah. Now gas prices are starting to go down.
04:18:37
The stock used to be a fair assessment of the economy, but now it's so manipulated,
04:18:41
it can't possibly be anybody.
04:18:43
Anybody trust that anybody trusts something that fake
04:18:46
because somebody who would like trust, I don't know, abuse on a podcast.
04:18:51
There's no way.
04:18:55
I mean, this is just our honest opinion.
04:18:58
And I look at things logically.
04:19:00
I'd like to think I'm not just spouting shit.
04:19:02
And even when I don't know I, I typically preface,
04:19:06
I typically preface, I don't know or I after the fact,
04:19:10
kind of, you know, hedge and like that, knowing that like, hey, this is my opinion
04:19:15
or that's what most people should do, but a lot of people don't.
04:19:19
Nobody does that shit.
04:19:21
If the main thing is the problem is is with people,
04:19:24
they have a comfort zone and if they have to even consider
04:19:27
that what they've known for so long might not be true.
04:19:29
It's just too rattling form and it's just more comforting to say, Nope, fuck you
04:19:34
they won't even get a sitter.
04:19:37
That was pretty profound.
04:19:38
I just said, Gary, Gary,
04:19:41
Gary.
04:19:42
So I went on the creation myth.
04:19:45
Gary I've always prided myself on being the smartest guy in the room lately.
04:19:53
I just haven't felt that way
04:19:56
as above, so below.
04:20:01
You got anything else?
04:20:02
I have nothing.
04:20:03
No. I was just going to say I love it because he said that he said this.
04:20:07
Meaning I've always prided myself on being the smartest guy in the room,
04:20:11
and lately I just haven't felt that way.
04:20:15
He was talking about something in a larger dynamic,
04:20:17
but it it really spoke volumes when it came to this podcast on Mondays.
04:20:22
Yeah, I like the fact I like all the parts of his that I really,
04:20:25
really, really like when
04:20:28
I'm the butt of practical jokes.
04:20:31
And if if people play them on me,
04:20:33
I'm usually not too smart too.
04:20:36
But he was all in for that. I'm glad right?
04:20:39
I mean, that's why Gary, the mindless, trendy, bad man.
04:20:45
All right. Yeah, we can roll out.
04:20:47
I just got one last drop.
04:20:48
Have a good night flat. Talk to your buddy.
04:20:52
It's Brady and Brady.
04:20:54
And Gary has a performance.
04:20:57
So be low because he's so close.
04:21:00
Brady and Josh are doing it.
04:21:03
No way. We're gonna make it.
04:21:05
Make our dreams come true Brady and John show it's Brady
04:21:10
and during the show now Brady
04:21:13
all right
04:21:49
we get
04:22:12
to you and
04:23:02
if you need.