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The time is now.
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10:08 p.m..
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Do you know where all the Giants went?
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Hi, I'm Gary.
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Welcome to Fladge Rants Live.
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I don't think I'm going out too far on a limb here to say
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the Smithsonian has secret archives of artifacts
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that we don't get, the public doesn't get knowledge of.
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And I think included in that is evidence
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of giant existing living walking on earth.
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And I think that going along with that,
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it's safe to conclude that there is therefore
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a clandestine organization
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hellbent on keeping that information for us.
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I just don't know why we get our our myths,
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our legends, our fables of Paul Bunyan and Babe, his Big Blue Ox
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and Jack and the Beanstalk, Gulliver's Travels.
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But people who say there were giants or find Giants
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skeletons, giant skulls, they are debunked as
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crazy people.
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So I'm going to take this in reverse chronological order.
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Usually I start back to the Greeks and work my way to present.
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Presently, I've got a small group of friends, and in that group of friends,
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two of them are over six and a half feet tall, draw and jug
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that puts them in the top 10%
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taller than 90% of the planet.
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Next would be brothers.
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Six foot five. Scott six foot four.
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Me six foot one walking with that group of people.
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I'm the pipsqueak.
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Now let me define pipsqueak for you.
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Girls can't be pipsqueak
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dudes with a shoe size less than ten.
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And if you are not five foot ten
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or taller, you're pipsqueak.
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I guess the exception be is if you weigh £200,
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then your
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dad's still would call you pipsqueak to your face.
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Yesterday,
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the Detroit Pistons played the San Antonio Spurs.
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I circled that game on the calendar because I got to see Wembley,
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the Extra-Terrestrial, a seven foot four Frenchman
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with handles like a guard
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healthy scratch didn't get to see him play,
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so that was disappointing.
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Another advantage in life,
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if you are extraordinarily tall, is
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you could be a professional wrestler.
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Andre the Giant had gigantism acromegaly.
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Robert Wadlow was the most famous,
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tallest man alive, nine feet tall.
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And going back further than that, let's go
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with the whistleblower.
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I almost forgot.
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The whistleblower in Denver airport took the wrong elevator looking for a bathroom.
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He went down, down, down, down, down and found a door.
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Giant door with a yellow triangle on it
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and walked through the door and the urinals,
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the bottom was above his head
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and he said, I'd better get out of here before whoever uses
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that urinal comes in.
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So let's go to a 17th century Prussian king,
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Friedrich Wilhelm, the first
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started the Potsdam Giants.
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Now it was a regiment of his army, started with a dozen
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or two dozen extraordinarily tall men,
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and now once again at six foot one,
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although above average,
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I would barely just not make the cut to be a positive giant.
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Their cut off with six foot two, which it actually does sell
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my driver's license, but that's a lie.
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I'm six foot one and I wouldn't have qualified for the Potsdam Giants.
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Now, the Potsdam Giants, where they were never named, never saw frontline action.
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They were well taken care of, but technically they were slaves. So.
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But they were paid and handsomely.
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They were paid by how tall they were.
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And rumor has it,
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they had a couple of seven footers, and the tallest one was seven foot two.
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But Charles Darwin himself said this was the first case
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he could document of a
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human trait selection because
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Frederick Well, it will
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have him the first bred is Potsdam
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Giants, with the extraordinarily tall women to make
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the next generation of guard and the next generation of guard.
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And I think he got through three or four generations
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before his son took over and killed the project.
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But the same giants wore
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these platform shoes, super tall hats,
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and they were very imposing and menacing.
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But it was it was just the kings
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sick obsession with tall men that that actually caused this.
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This is kind of an unnatural, weird thing.
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So before the Potsdam Giants,
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how about the Patagonian Giants?
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Now, Ferdinand Magellan famously
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sailed around the world in 1520,
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and when he got to a part of South
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America known as Patagonia, now, Steve reported
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seeing ten foot tall, ten foot tall, naked man dancing on the beach.
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Now, a
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lot of the accounts are missing or incomplete, but
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and we don't know if this is an exaggeration made up.
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I mean, we do know,
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like when the Vikings attacked the
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the British Islands, they were described as giants.
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But I think that was to
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downplay the fact that they just got their asses kicked.
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They were better fighters.
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And so if you called them giants and you didn't sound like a wuss.
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Further back,
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we've got the story of David and Goliath.
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Now, David wasn't king.
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David was an actual historical person, but
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they knew of giants and there were giants in those days and also after.
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So there are records of giants.
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Stories of giants are as
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as prevalent as flood myths around the world.
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Almost every culture has stories of giants.
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And the oldest one, the epic of Gilgamesh.
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It's pretty obvious Gilgamesh was, in fact a giant.
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And then we've see these
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I know, ancient Egyptian
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art artwork
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is the most dominant in this category, but
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but there are a lot around the world
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depicting normal size people all along the bottom.
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And then they're walking.
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They come up to the kneecap of their rulers.
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The Giants walk the earth.
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The Giants still walked the earth.
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Are they
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living in Gaza?
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I don't know.
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Draw your tall.
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Do you guys have like,
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an annual picnic?
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The Giants?
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I don't know.
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I was wondering,
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was my 20 minute monologue only 10 minutes because.
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Oh, no, it wasn't.
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It was. It was.
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It was 7 minutes.
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It's terrible.
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And then I got up.
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I'm trying to upload
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something really quick, and you're just fucking everything up now.
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Oh, sorry about that.
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Yeah, I didn't get to see Wembley.
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Football players are enormous.
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Augusta and Billy.
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What are you talking about?
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I won't be the extra terrestrial, so I'm going to sport.
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I do want that reoccurring nightmare that I walk into a party and everyone's
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seven feet tall and ignoring me because I'm a pipsqueak.
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Now, you did see you did
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mention the what was it, ten, ten foot naked men?
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Yeah. The Patagonia in Central America.
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Yeah.
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I wonder how hung how hung do you think they were?
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I It's got to be magnificent.
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Thanks for asking. Or do you think maybe it's.
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Maybe they're not, Because it could be a good one.
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You know, it's like a bride.
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I mean, like,
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she's so, you know, maybe it's a.
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Yeah, Yeah, you might be right.
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What's it called?
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The the gigantism.
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The actual name is
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acromegaly
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and that's what Andre the Giant had.
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And then that Robert Wadlow guy.
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But I mean, that's it's a crippling disease.
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I mean, Wadlow couldn't walk and not and by all accounts, the big
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the giant from David and Goliath, he he was not very mobile.
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And most of these, you know, these Jerry basketball
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players weren't mobile like George Myerson.
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And and Manute Bol was kind of nimble.
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But this this Webby guy, he can move
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at seven foot four or Shaq is worth mentioning.
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Now, these guys don't live on that big heart
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pumping all that blood around the hole that they're they're giant mass.
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They just they just do not live long.
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But that kind of goes along with the idea that, you know,
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they dogs don't live as long as smaller dogs.
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But in history,
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like in
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prehistory, even dinosaurs with dinosaurs
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grew that big because it's
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it's easier to avoid vegetation
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to regulate your temperature.
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The bigger you are, the harder it is to kill you.
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So survival is a survival thing.
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Involved with that, like a one celled organism,
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it basically punctuated its dies.
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So the bigger you are, the harder
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you have to puncture to actually kill the thing.
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So you grow bigger in order to live longer.
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But the bigger the story.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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It's a it's a catch 22.
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But I want to grow up to be big someday.
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Yeah, hopefully that'll happen.
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Yeah.
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Fingers crossed.
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So he lives.
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Really.
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So we sit with a good.
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If you had a direction you were going.
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I didn't think I was going back to Giants and just alien giants in the Bible.
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Giants and. Right. Yeah.
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Dan and Rocky, that's.
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Yeah. And the Nephilim,
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they're,
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they're,
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they're in the novel,
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right.
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And drink to that one.
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Yeah.
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And before the Olympian guys there were the Titans
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and the Titans fought the Olympians.
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I mean was this a real war?
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Doesn't sound like it sounds like a myth.
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What if it's all real?
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And why are we being why is it being kept a secret?
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It's not like we don't know.
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There were five or six prior cataclysms.
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We do know
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that life on Earth was wiped out and then snuck through a bottleneck.
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So, I mean, the explanation that it's to keep us
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from freaking out that we might be wiped out by a meteor.
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We know that
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we should be freaking out.
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But why don't why keep the secret?
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I think it's part of a bigger secret that, like, they really they still exist,
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and we're not allowed to know about them yet.
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We haven't reached the
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cultural maturity
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to the point where we're ready to handle it yet.
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No, we need a severe paradigm shift, and that's what I'm pushing for,
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but not the paradigm shift that I'm seeing happening without my help.
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But I'm not sure how much I can help.
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What is helping
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is a half a million views last week.
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So now that I've got an audience, I want to get the message out there.
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I've been I've been pounding it for almost a year now.
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That's when you haven't came yet or.
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No, no, I'm a kind of a late bloomer.
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That's really weird.
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Yeah, It was like
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my message hasn't changed as what I'm saying.
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It's a cataclysm after cataclysm, and we're still not learning from it because
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people like me
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are shunned for saying stupid stuff.
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And now I realize the real reason I'm getting views
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is people are just waiting for me to say something stupid.
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So here we go. Let's say someone.
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You have to figure out how this works.
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So you just read their.
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It was great.
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That was me.
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I had to figure out where you're.
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Yeah,
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yeah, yeah.
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It's our 47th up, so that's a prime number.
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But are we still allowed to suck?
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Would I say that on the fourth or fifth?
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Most certainly.
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Most definitely.
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There's brother. Six foot five.
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What's up, the flag.
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What's up, buddy?
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Hey, Bob called in, but it was right at 10:00.
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It went to the voicemail.
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Oh, not that I have it working at anywhere.
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I still haven't figured that out.
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Okay, Now that I've even tried because I have not had any time.
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Oh, no, Bob, you're still there.
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It doesn't work.
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I tell him to call back at 1030.
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We'll give it another shot.
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A little, Bob.
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But I did save I did save a little Bob from last week.
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And what you were talking about, religion and the Bible.
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And as one of my favorites, Donald Trump really believes in the model.
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Trump really believes the one.
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Yeah, that doesn't sound like Bob.
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Then when you mention God or the Bible, people freak out.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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I free people out, right?
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So again, you go to
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your the Bible.
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Yeah.
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To make your points, it seems countering
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to make your most of your arguments but you keep that a theme of yours.
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I know
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that there are
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staunch atheists and a lot of them, they even talk like religious people.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Cultural and Christian.
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And then you even said that it's possible that it's that it's real, right?
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No, it's not possible. So true.
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You said in your.
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But the Giants and these stories that are written
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and all the stuff that they're that it is real is what.
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Oh, Oh, okay. Yeah.
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Giants Giants. And that ties in with the Bible.
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So you're essentially saying that the Bible is real.
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Okay. Okay.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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That was a real, real work of literature.
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The Bible is definitely real.
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Yeah, I have one copy.
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I can go grab it. And I've talked.
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It talks of giants in the Bible
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and used to made the statement that that could be real.
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Right, right, right.
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So everything else that's in there, how is how does that not have
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any have that similar possibility of being real?
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How do you pick
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between what you deem real and not.
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Oh, you just cross-referenced fact check,
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looked for corroborating evidence.
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Jerusalem's a real place, but yeah,
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but Moses wasn't a real person.
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It was pretty easy.
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Really.
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Well, how do you know he wasn't a real person?
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It seems to be the scholarly consensus,
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and we got to go with the best information we've got.
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Wouldn't it be better to say there's no historical account of him
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instead of being so bold to say he didn't exist?
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Because that's kind of hard to know.
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He didn't exist, as in
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the character is in a work of fiction.
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Next, you're going to tell me that, like Spock, Spock doesn't exist, right?
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Right.
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In the same sense that Moses doesn't exist.
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No. I mean, you got your Star Wars characters behind.
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Yeah.
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You clearly, clearly they exist.
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They're not real people, but they exist.
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So we need to redefine our terms.
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If we're going to define our turn away, we need to define our terms.
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If you're going to redefine those terms,
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I wanted to do a whole episode on Captain Crunch.
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Is he a giant
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actually in a weight room?
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He looks like a midget.
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Like, what if he was?
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What if you saw him?
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That we have no context.
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So I tried to make a couple of title screens
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when you were playing around with the topic,
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and everything I did was like, nice.
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But then I looked, I was like, unless, you know, it's a giant.
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And I put pointed out with a label.
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Yeah, you know, I like you put even if you put a small city,
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it could just be a small city and a regular sized person like, Right.
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Oh, that's how they made the Godzilla movies.
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They made a little scale of Tokyo,
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and then they put a guy in a rubber suit in there and crush the city.
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So real scale models you're talking about giants relative to six foot humans.
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To be clear,
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what's humans?
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What's the largest creature to ever exist?
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Blue whale.
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But it's not very tall
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unless it stands on.
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It's been
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gray.
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It's a giant, though. Oh, right.
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I don't know why I assumed giants were tall.
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You are correct.
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A giant could be gigantically obese.
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Those. They're gigantic.
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The obese they do.
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They get counted as giants.
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We don't really count the
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giants.
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No, I was going to say they get counted.
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If you're thinking of like humanoid giants.
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Gigantic. I don't know if they're Giants.
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They're not.
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But I mean, I mean, I think the brontosaurus or Brack
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you saw one of those is like the largest dinosaur.
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Blue wheels are bigger, even bigger and still alive today.
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Some of that blue whales are bigger than what, Everything.
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Yeah, the brachiosaurus.
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It's a
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weird biological construction doesn't exist.
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Sorry to interrupt. No, you're fine.
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It's a fable.
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Or nonsense or why it doesn't exist any longer.
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Okay. Extinct. Yeah.
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Yeah, it is.
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It stinks.
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Yeah, they were.
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They were more fit to survive on a daily basis,
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but not when the lights went out.
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And it was.
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They had to travel further to find food or.
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And actually, our ancestors were more like moles.
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They were underground.
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That's how they survived.
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Well, the white. The white.
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You talking about white people, right?
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Or all people, black people survived underground.
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All all people are so genetically close,
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like there are chimpanzees that live hundreds of miles apart
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that are more different than all any of the humans,
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like a little pygmy Indian and Andre the Giant share 98% of the same genetics.
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I would bet money that if you lived underground,
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you're probably pretty pale white.
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I shouldn't have said black. Yeah, that's where I'm going.
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But I guess not, because I am.
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And more moles aren't white
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moles.
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Albino moles are white.
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And see, that's a good point.
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No, it wasn't.
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Okay.
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What did you say about the average six one is what
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part of the world six What is my current height?
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73 inches.
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But you said it.
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How many percent?
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Half or a I'd six one.
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I'd say, well, it's 70 percentile.
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About 70.
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This is the video you sent about tall people I think.
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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This, this is where I got those numbers.
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This is what led me to believe
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that tall people are only tall people are giants, not fat people.
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Roll the clip, Brady.
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Sorry.
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Fast in Texas, but I know them.
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They are cut down, down, down in business.
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So we can't move the bullshit because you're going
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get flagged like a motherfucker for that bullshit.
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I could've muted it.
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I chose not to answer this country song.
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Is it?
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Well, we only played a clip of it.
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So when I ask you what you thought of that song,
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it doesn't have a bad beat.
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It just. I don't know.
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Art is just deciding to go.
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I'm going to do a country song and it's more poppy of anything that I don't know.
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I was completely unaware of. It was her. And now I learned that.
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So not only was it transformative, but we also educated,
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so educated.
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Brady It's not copyright infringing.
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Well, I'm saying if you if it's an educational video,
00:22:14
you're allowed to play any fucking copyrighted shit you are if you know,
00:22:19
YouTube will disagree.
00:22:21
Beyonce The worst part is Beyonce.
00:22:23
They probably had nothing to do with it.
00:22:24
It's just some jackass with a Beyonce video making a claim.
00:22:28
I dare you.
00:22:28
I'm surprised they're allowed to use her song for those lyrics.
00:22:32
They're allowed to use her song.
00:22:33
Why are we?
00:22:36
Well, that's that's my point is, if Beyonce knew anything about it,
00:22:39
she'd be like, I'm not fucking supporting this copyright troll on YouTube
00:22:42
that's making money off of people, off of my you know, off of her music.
00:22:45
But it could just be monetized by BMG.
00:22:48
They name my or whoever Universal, I can assure you we are not monetized.
00:22:52
So they probably have third party ads and just say fuck it.
00:22:57
And I don't see why that that more no more people don't do that.
00:22:59
Just just take the royalties.
00:23:01
Who gives a shit like people use your fucking music
00:23:05
when what's fair use about anyway.
00:23:06
I don't even get that.
00:23:08
So if we take something and we transform it in any way, like for this instance,
00:23:12
when he mentioned the song, that's why I asked what he thought of it.
00:23:14
So we're giving feedback, we're feedback and reaction.
00:23:17
And then I mentioned
00:23:18
that I learned something from it, which made it an educational point.
00:23:22
Oh yeah, yeah.
00:23:23
But it can still be it still up in the air.
00:23:25
They can still not buy the leather everything down.
00:23:28
They can buy the letter of YouTube and YouTube can do over the fuck they want
00:23:32
and they seem to pick and choose. I can say take that head off,
00:23:34
that's my logo, but it'd be stupid for me to do that.
00:23:38
I don't understand what I purchase.
00:23:40
The hat would be like You purchased the hat.
00:23:42
Not the right to wear the logo. Well, I didn't purchase the hat.
00:23:45
I got whatever.
00:23:46
Somebody purchased the hat, but not the right to wear the logo.
00:23:49
That's where they get.
00:23:49
I purchased the screen and the server that we're going out obviously rumbles
00:23:53
rumble that
00:23:55
it's, you know, where does that draw
00:23:56
the hole that goes in your whole tattoo thing then.
00:23:59
Absolutely.
00:24:01
But a tattoo artist would be stupid to say,
00:24:03
take that off all the time, because it's my point was it's
00:24:06
in everyone's best interest for you to show that lasered off every day.
00:24:09
In fact, I'd be so bold instead of need copyrighting, busting you,
00:24:12
you should be like, Give me $5 a day for advertising your logo on my hat.
00:24:17
And I bought a car and they put that stupid thing
00:24:19
around the license plate and I said, Take that off.
00:24:22
And they were like, Why you don't want that on there?
00:24:24
I'm like, Fine, I'll put it on there, but we need to rewrite the contract.
00:24:26
It's $5 a day for the duration of, you know, my
00:24:30
pay back of the loan or whatever.
00:24:33
And they thought they're like, that's the stupidest thing ever and I will.
00:24:35
So is wearing your advertising without getting compensated?
00:24:39
Not the way that
00:24:41
they they
00:24:42
particular crazy about that but it makes me I worked at a BMW dealership
00:24:46
and we were told if there was ever a car that came through there were they
00:24:49
were then anything but a custom license plate frame.
00:24:53
We were to put our dealership frame, license plate frame on there.
00:24:57
And it was a rival dealership 100%.
00:24:59
You don't have a you don't have a car from a rival dealership.
00:25:02
It's just it's not on our repaired or wash, not even buying it.
00:25:05
Yeah.
00:25:06
Yeah.
00:25:07
Now, I'm not going to be so stupid and naive as not to understand
00:25:10
why they do that, but fuck you.
00:25:14
Yeah, fuck that. Because you don't.
00:25:15
Ownership doesn't exist there anymore.
00:25:17
They were.
00:25:17
And it's so commonplace if you see a license plate
00:25:20
without a frame, you look at it like it's unfinished.
00:25:23
Looks like somebody just taped a picture on the wall instead of doing it right,
00:25:26
you know? But
00:25:28
minds
00:25:29
just bolted their mind to I wear it proudly.
00:25:32
I'm like, look, I'm not.
00:25:32
I see people with it as say, oh, let's talk about this.
00:25:35
Can I rant?
00:25:36
You know, if you live in Michigan, place your renewal sticker
00:25:39
in the fucking upper right?
00:25:40
If it's an old place bottom right, if it's the new blue old plate bottom right.
00:25:44
If it's the new blue plate, do not stick it in the middle or in every corner.
00:25:47
Okay?
00:25:48
I ask you, what do you what's up with how do you about it over the other one?
00:25:52
It will stay on there with a stack of them on the top right corner.
00:25:56
That's all I've got.
00:25:57
It'll last the last the life of the license plate.
00:25:59
It won't come off when people see your plate.
00:26:01
That is an idiot sticker. What did they get?
00:26:04
I used to see them in every court, like, for years in each corner.
00:26:07
But now I see a new trend where it's between the letters.
00:26:09
Like a hyphen? Yeah.
00:26:12
And lined up like a line of them up the middle opposite of a giant.
00:26:17
That is a minuscule. Yeah. Yeah. There's.
00:26:20
Yeah, there's mental giants, too.
00:26:21
Like, you know, like instrumental midgets.
00:26:24
Mental midgets.
00:26:25
Like the mental midgets better. But.
00:26:27
Oh yeah. On know that's why I kind of wanted
00:26:31
to cover the opposite side of the spectrum.
00:26:34
That's why I mentioned pipsqueak
00:26:37
turds.
00:26:37
Do you like my definition of pipsqueak? Any.
00:26:39
Any man with the size shoe under ten.
00:26:43
Fuck you.
00:26:44
I know I wear ten here.
00:26:47
I'll be honest, I wear ten, but I should wear a nine and a half.
00:26:50
So nine and a half.
00:26:51
There's definitely validity to your point.
00:26:54
You make the cut because you're five foot ten.
00:26:58
I'm six foot.
00:26:59
We can measure five foot ten.
00:27:01
We can measure.
00:27:02
Dude, I'm six foot.
00:27:03
It's a five foot ten.
00:27:05
It's like being friends with a black person.
00:27:07
You're friends with enough tall people that we're kind of like island.
00:27:10
But a lot of men.
00:27:11
Yeah, he's all right. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:27:13
If they really got those, he'll stand on his.
00:27:15
And I always consider six foot average.
00:27:18
Am I wrong?
00:27:20
Six foot is above average.
00:27:22
It depends on what circles you roll with
00:27:25
when I was 17.
00:27:26
So that would have been 1991. I went to France.
00:27:29
I visited the Louvre.
00:27:31
There were about 200 people in front of the Mona Lisa.
00:27:33
I was head and shoulders taller than everybody.
00:27:36
There are 200 people and I am head and shoulders.
00:27:39
I'm standing out like a
00:27:42
The opposite happened when I delivered to Little Caesars Arena.
00:27:46
Back when I was delivering Snapple, I went to a Little Caesars Arena.
00:27:50
Right? Win was a hockey game, was it?
00:27:53
No. Is the Detroit Pistons We're getting out of practice.
00:27:55
Yeah.
00:27:56
And and I looked like a absolute pipsqueak and that that might be where
00:28:01
my mind my recurring nightmare comes from because I'm serious.
00:28:05
I walk into a crowd of seven footers and everyone's ignoring me
00:28:09
because I don't I'm not at their level
00:28:12
and I've never experienced something like that.
00:28:15
But but this was a real dream.
00:28:18
Yeah, I didn't.
00:28:19
Tayshaun Prince where that same dealership he he
00:28:23
there was BMW dealership.
00:28:24
So people are high
00:28:25
and people are buying cars and he would he rolled in there and the entry way door
00:28:30
if I was on like a good good kind of just momentum
00:28:34
and I wasn't paying attention, I could maybe scrape the top of my hat
00:28:37
on the threshold of the door if I'm not paying attention.
00:28:40
This motherfucker walks in and has to like
00:28:44
right underneath it.
00:28:45
And I'm like, okay, that's a whole nother level.
00:28:48
Every door, every door he walks under probably.
00:28:50
Right? Right.
00:28:51
He was six foot nine with a seven foot wingspan, the long arm of the law,
00:28:57
the block on Reggie Miller.
00:28:59
Holy crap shot.
00:29:00
It was great.
00:29:03
Yeah,
00:29:04
it was.
00:29:06
But would you consider that giant because he's so skinny?
00:29:09
It's almost like an offset.
00:29:11
I think that's players are giants.
00:29:14
A lot of a lot of Giants basketball players are really skinny.
00:29:17
Manute Bol was a great example and and this one
00:29:20
big guy, he's pretty slender.
00:29:24
My point of view is that the Giants are relative.
00:29:26
Like if they're if you're the tallest person in society, you are the Giants now.
00:29:30
Right?
00:29:31
I in Gulliver's Travels, I had both ends of the spectrum.
00:29:36
They had these little tiny people. He was a giant.
00:29:38
And then he kept traveling and they ended up being the little tiny
00:29:41
people to these other giants.
00:29:43
I was about to say, I don't remember that story where they're regular.
00:29:45
They were little people and Gulliver was the first one was regular
00:29:49
people were Giants think they're regular people.
00:29:54
You think you're regular people?
00:29:55
And they were super regular people, especially in 2024.
00:29:58
That was very hard for me to say, like
00:30:01
it was hate speech.
00:30:02
Ah, what is that one thing from Big Bang Theory?
00:30:05
Are they are they fuck.
00:30:07
What did she say about religion?
00:30:09
Are they regular or are they.
00:30:12
Fuck.
00:30:13
Actually we got in trouble at work the other day I put up but no ginger
00:30:16
Sinai.
00:30:17
I work right at the entrance door and no gingers is hate speech.
00:30:22
That's a spice.
00:30:24
There's nothing wrong with that.
00:30:26
We've got one of the first things I noticed
00:30:28
when I started working there were the number of ginger beards.
00:30:31
Like there were four guys that I saw right away.
00:30:34
Like the first six people I saw these big full red beards
00:30:41
that can.
00:30:41
Do you guys make a lot about gingers?
00:30:43
Do you make a lot of reddish orange plastics?
00:30:45
Maybe in a few years yours is going to turn that color. So it's all black,
00:30:49
which is also racism.
00:30:50
Black dildos. That's right. I forgot.
00:30:53
You know, because once you sell a black dildo,
00:30:55
you're never going to go back to a regular colored or a rainbow colored dildo.
00:30:58
I just did it again.
00:30:59
Regular colored white wire and blacks regular, right.
00:31:02
Maybe I am hateful.
00:31:03
I'm accidentally known when you said regular card.
00:31:06
I just thought, like, you know, like a purple or some shit.
00:31:08
Like, to me, that's the regular color of a really regular color for,
00:31:12
like, a fun and festive.
00:31:14
Oh, no, it's pink one.
00:31:16
You're the racist one, I think.
00:31:18
More funny and more fun and festive.
00:31:20
Well, remember, like Crayola was using a dildo, a girl or a homo.
00:31:25
So they're going to, like, purple or pink or some shit, you know, It's like.
00:31:27
So offer them.
00:31:30
You don't use dildos? No, thanks. Queers?
00:31:35
I don't think so.
00:31:36
Great. That was great.
00:31:38
He didn't say no offense.
00:31:39
You know, you take offensive that.
00:31:41
So I don't know the exact physics of this, but it makes sense.
00:31:44
But I didn't find anything great to actually point out
00:31:47
as a reference point here.
00:31:48
But I do have some facts here, Jack.
00:31:50
Giants 80 foot tall humans are not possible
00:31:55
because of this.
00:31:57
It's all because of the square.
00:31:58
Kubla, which states that as the size of any object grows,
00:32:05
roses are red,
00:32:06
its volume grows faster than its surface area.
00:32:09
Does that make any sense? Yes, of course.
00:32:12
I know that's hard, but it's not possible.
00:32:16
Yeah.
00:32:19
Who says who?
00:32:19
Take the time to say that?
00:32:23
There's.
00:32:24
There are whole websites dedicated to debunking movie stuff.
00:32:27
Oh, here we go, world.
00:32:28
That's the world, weren't we?
00:32:31
Were we texting about a movie? Ridiculous.
00:32:32
Nice. I forgot.
00:32:34
So you like arguing about if Superman, if he catches Lois Lane would chop
00:32:39
Lois Lane in half and ignoring the fact that it's a human being flying.
00:32:44
Well, George said I was close minded for saying that
00:32:47
the hallway at Jerry Seinfeld's apartment was impossible.
00:32:51
That was it. Yeah.
00:32:52
You don't know the layout or the design, but we do.
00:32:55
We do.
00:32:56
There's many episodes where they walk out the door
00:32:58
and they turn, and I guess that's our sign, right?
00:33:02
Right, right through the kitchen.
00:33:05
There's even would get buried in the kitchen.
00:33:08
There's even an homage to Benny Hill
00:33:10
where him and Newman run up and down the hallways while doo doo doo doo.
00:33:13
Oh, yeah.
00:33:14
And you can see all the way down the main hallway that you're referring.
00:33:18
It is absolutely wrong.
00:33:20
Impossible, impossible for.
00:33:22
But if you look at the first and second episode,
00:33:27
it's a completely different it's a completely different apartment.
00:33:30
In the first episode, they forget that there's no continuity to TV.
00:33:33
I mean, it's like, Oh my God,
00:33:34
that cocoon, that cartoon is talking that they built, that the let's debate.
00:33:38
I mean, they needed a hallway, so they went through
00:33:40
an actual hallway to film and then they went back to bed, you know?
00:33:43
Yeah.
00:33:43
I promise you, there was some
00:33:44
what do they calls people that make sure the picture is right, the photographer,
00:33:47
whatever director, cinematographer and yeah, something.
00:33:50
And they looked at the film and they said, Wait, why?
00:33:52
And you can see it.
00:33:53
The first apartment in the first season was completely different and it was like
00:33:57
it was pretty normal. And they went, You keep walking.
00:34:00
And then when Kramer walks in, which is a huge part,
00:34:02
he would probably come in vertical or horizontal instead of directly diagonal
00:34:06
like he does now. So they're like, Fuck it.
00:34:08
I'd rather have Kramer walk in the right way
00:34:10
than have these ridiculous discussions that something on TV isn't real.
00:34:15
Oh, don't you
00:34:16
think this just in TV isn't real?
00:34:20
I found that any discussions, good discussion, like
00:34:23
some of my favorite comments this week, was the guy who called me Gramps
00:34:27
and the other person who called me a Zionist shill.
00:34:31
Oh, no.
00:34:31
I think they were talking about
00:34:34
yarmulke.
00:34:36
Oh, oh, oh.
00:34:38
He's literally the Zion Zion show.
00:34:42
Oh, okay.
00:34:43
I'm sorry. Let me put that in his. The entire clip.
00:34:45
Yeah, He's like the clip right back on.
00:34:47
You continue.
00:34:49
I didn't pay attention to what clip it was.
00:34:53
Well, the clip, Jerry.
00:34:55
Okay,
00:34:57
I'm going back.
00:34:59
Go back to that giant thing.
00:35:00
So it says, as you scale up, human volume dramatically increases in proportion
00:35:05
to our size, while the cross-section of our muscles and bones are squared.
00:35:09
Yeah. So you are eight, eight meters.
00:35:12
Goddamn, these Brits and these Canadians in America.
00:35:16
Damn the rest of world, the imperial system is wrong.
00:35:19
Wrong with it.
00:35:21
Get with the rest of the world.
00:35:23
So you are 60 feet tall.
00:35:26
Fucking okay.
00:35:27
Okay.
00:35:28
Ten times the height of a six foot tall person.
00:35:30
Your body will have to support 100 times the volume.
00:35:33
Oh, yeah, that's rough with your bone.
00:35:36
Can support 19 there in lines of pounds,
00:35:40
which is cubic inch of bone can support £19,000.
00:35:43
I think we be crushed by less.
00:35:45
Isn't there
00:35:45
some animal like the giraffe that spends its like whole being and eating
00:35:49
just to beat its heart to get the blood or a tree that gets to suck up.
00:35:53
I'm sure when a human got that large we would create
00:35:56
some kind of fiber inside the bone that would make it stronger to hold it.
00:36:00
It would adapt.
00:36:02
We get steel bones or something, don't you think?
00:36:04
I mean, you're establishing that everything would evolve or get
00:36:07
larger change except the density of a bone to hold the structure.
00:36:11
Why wouldn't that grow?
00:36:12
To ride to compensate,
00:36:16
there's
00:36:18
got to be a limit to how big because it's a greater, greater
00:36:21
advantage to become larger and larger to a certain point
00:36:26
because there's trees, the trees that something about the way
00:36:29
it would so inefficient to suck water up to the leaves on top the why is the trunk.
00:36:34
I never understood that exactly.
00:36:37
Okay.
00:36:38
Well, I'm not going to because I don't know either.
00:36:40
A tree grows to the sun, so like faultlessly, you know what?
00:36:46
I'm going to never get there.
00:36:48
Well, I don't know.
00:36:49
Maybe because it.
00:36:51
Well, maybe if we let it, it would.
00:36:52
Who knows?
00:36:54
No, probably not.
00:36:56
But why?
00:36:56
I mean, shouldn't something in its DNA or whatever you could tree has tell it
00:37:00
dude, stop growing or grow out.
00:37:02
You'll be much more efficient but it's like, nope, I need the sunlight.
00:37:05
In fact, I'm going to grow over these other trees
00:37:07
and get to the sunlight to the to a fault to the point I'm possibly going to kill.
00:37:10
Part of me.
00:37:11
It's quite a drive.
00:37:12
Is it Is it drive or is it insanity?
00:37:15
Trees are insane because they'll keep they'll keep growing up until the tree
00:37:19
trunk.
00:37:20
Yeah.
00:37:20
I have these vines that grow up the side of everything
00:37:23
and they could end there or curl back down, but they don't.
00:37:26
They grow out and then fall and then pull themselves down.
00:37:30
Oh, how stupid, stupid vines.
00:37:33
Stupid vines.
00:37:34
Don't say no.
00:37:35
Smart vines stay outside giant redwoods or giant sequoias.
00:37:40
What? What's what's bigger?
00:37:43
Redwoods.
00:37:43
And the redwood,
00:37:46
I'm guessing. Do you know?
00:37:48
I don't.
00:37:49
I know I'm going to go to Sequoia because you both said Redwood.
00:37:52
So I didn't do anything at all.
00:37:54
What's the wager?
00:37:56
I told you he loves shit.
00:37:58
I don't fucking know and I don't give a shit.
00:38:01
We continue.
00:38:02
Oh, I give a shit every morning. Yeah.
00:38:05
So should I look it up?
00:38:07
I mean, I thought I had something like, you can do that for me, but I'll do it.
00:38:10
Can we change the terminology?
00:38:11
Because technically we give a shit. Nobody.
00:38:13
Hopefully nobody's taken a shit.
00:38:16
If my.
00:38:16
If my son. If my children came over, I just took a shit.
00:38:18
I be like, Well, fucking go put it back.
00:38:21
You're like leaving a shit.
00:38:22
You're not taking it.
00:38:23
You're definitely leaving. If you're giving it, giving a shit.
00:38:26
If you don't tell the
00:38:27
if you tell the toilet you're leaving it, it's going to be like, stop leaving it.
00:38:29
But if you're like, Hey, I'm giving you my shit, they're like, Thank you,
00:38:33
I'm going to comment.
00:38:33
What you got?
00:38:34
Is that over your screen or on your wall?
00:38:36
Okay, Finally,
00:38:38
finally.
00:38:39
I know that's all you're waiting for.
00:38:41
Okay, What
00:38:44
is that like?
00:38:45
I brought this little mini
00:38:46
projector, like it's a little cube that's, you know, yay big.
00:38:50
And I haven't used it in forever.
00:38:51
And so I was trying to fuck around with it.
00:38:53
This the residual light?
00:38:54
It's not like it works.
00:38:56
It's fine, it's cool,
00:38:58
and I want to try to incorporate it.
00:39:00
But this is about all I see.
00:39:01
This bootstraps up their bootstraps, right?
00:39:04
I've got the promos playing.
00:39:05
I did have just like a still image, but it's hard to see the whole thing.
00:39:08
And so I don't know, it's just moving background.
00:39:11
Right? Look at me.
00:39:13
You see King dipshit here?
00:39:14
Every every.
00:39:15
So the giant sequoias, the tree, the world in volume,
00:39:19
but the redwoods taller
00:39:21
dipshit.
00:39:23
So if you're if you're in Oakland County we are
00:39:25
we have the largest baerbock in the world.
00:39:27
So are you talking just height or where you said that?
00:39:30
You said the sequoia is more massive, but the redwood is taller, right?
00:39:33
Exactly.
00:39:35
So that leaves the question unsettled.
00:39:39
My stupidity with the baerbock.
00:39:41
I thought that was the largest tree.
00:39:42
And I was like, not impressed with the size.
00:39:45
So I really when I moved out to Oakland County, I went a brief bit of time
00:39:48
thinking that that little tree was the largest tree.
00:39:51
But then I realized when I finally read the plaque
00:39:52
after we went by it, that it's the largest baerbock I don't even know what it said.
00:39:56
But Baerbock is not it's not that large, not a giant by any means.
00:40:04
I want to do the mash ups, but the mash ups were sent to the wrong channel.
00:40:07
I don't him on the computer, so I'm trying to do them now.
00:40:09
Oh, that's funny.
00:40:12
Yeah, I am not sure about that, but I say, roll the clip, Brady.
00:40:15
Nothing happens right now. I got clips.
00:40:18
I always have.
00:40:21
I always have clips rolled up just because I know you're going to say
00:40:23
that cop out and stuff and roll up them clips and smoke them.
00:40:27
But you didn't say it. So we're good, right?
00:40:29
Okay. Yeah.
00:40:30
All right. Just checking.
00:40:32
God damn it,
00:40:34
If you keep asking him to do that, he will.
00:40:38
Yeah. No, he won't.
00:40:39
I do that all the time, and it never works.
00:40:42
How do you know?
00:40:43
I like to condemn something.
00:40:45
The hell It is very vague and specific to.
00:40:48
He's like, okay, that we
00:40:52
all right?
00:40:52
Yeah.
00:40:55
Okay.
00:40:55
So if you believe this is not this is not related to anything
00:41:00
so much as a prank
00:41:03
left a Hustler magazine in my locker.
00:41:05
Careful, don't do that on YouTube.
00:41:08
I thought that was great because
00:41:11
it's from
00:41:13
November 2003 and it's got an article
00:41:16
with Christopher Hitchens, one of my personal heroes.
00:41:20
Now, this was post 911 book Pre Cancer diagnosis.
00:41:25
Hitch and Hitch was on its pull. Evans came.
00:41:28
He was he was good.
00:41:30
It was good.
00:41:30
I was a great I read Hustler for the articles.
00:41:34
You think I'm kidding?
00:41:35
We all know we do. Playboy jokes.
00:41:38
They have good articles.
00:41:40
I couldn't believe it.
00:41:41
Well, I mean, how
00:41:44
you got to know Hitch is one of my favorite dudes ever, right? And
00:41:50
he happens to be the featured
00:41:52
article regarding
00:41:55
the love issue that that was left in my locker as a joke.
00:41:59
You're selling it.
00:42:00
We all believe you Sure.
00:42:01
For the articles. Greatest guy. No nudity.
00:42:04
You've in fact, you've pulled those pictures out and burn them.
00:42:07
We get it.
00:42:09
Well, I kind of drew clothes on them.
00:42:11
So in other news on Rumble, we're going to have a Hustler viewing party.
00:42:15
Yes, we are.
00:42:17
So come on over. A policeman is over there.
00:42:19
If you're, you know, of a
00:42:22
naked viewing age, if you're underage, you should never be watching.
00:42:25
Anyway. Don't do that. Yeah.
00:42:26
Your parents are not listening to the beginning when we ask where the fuck
00:42:31
they are.
00:42:32
Right? Otherwise, roll the clip, Brady.
00:42:41
We're on YouTube.
00:42:42
Son of a bitch.
00:42:44
God damn it.
00:42:46
God about Brady.
00:42:50
So do we talk about the average
00:42:54
basketball player?
00:42:55
I said I had a clip cued up.
00:42:56
I didn't say I could play it.
00:42:58
Oh, Average player is six and a half feet tall,
00:43:03
although we were crossing over for whatever reason.
00:43:05
But you want to crossover?
00:43:08
Yeah.
00:43:08
I mean, we don't
00:43:09
get your cross when he was indicating, but we knew it was going to convert.
00:43:12
You're going to convert your body but now affect boys.
00:43:16
We're not crossing yet.
00:43:18
Okay here me the Escalade.
00:43:24
Ivan That's gone.
00:43:26
It's not as clear. It's deer flag.
00:43:28
A good friend of mine here.
00:43:32
Well, what?
00:43:32
Because it's your Abby. It's your flag.
00:43:34
It's got a rider flag.
00:43:37
My wife has started slurping her food at dinner.
00:43:41
I think it started after we from vacation three months ago.
00:43:44
I'm convinced she didn't do it before then because we we have taken
00:43:48
a couple of vacations recently where it would have been noticeably
00:43:51
noticeable because of a quiet, intimate places.
00:43:54
We would be down
00:43:56
because of the COVID quarantine.
00:43:58
I realize that tensions can be heightened and I have tried.
00:44:01
So this is from little bit ago.
00:44:02
I tried not to make too much of this.
00:44:04
I am reluctant to speak up about it because during my first marriage,
00:44:08
even the slightest noise when eating would upset my ex-wife.
00:44:11
And I think it would be unfair for me to have the same pet peeve.
00:44:15
It seems like I'm overly sensitive, but her slurping and heavy breathing
00:44:19
every time she takes a bite,
00:44:21
even with dry food, is making dinnertime uncomfortable for me.
00:44:25
I have pointed it out in a casual way,
00:44:28
but it seems she is unaware of just how loudly she is eating.
00:44:32
What can I do to reach a compromise on this?
00:44:35
Leave her uncomfortable diner.
00:44:38
I'm going to interject.
00:44:38
Can you tell my wife to shut the fuck up and stop calling into the show right?
00:44:47
No, seriously,
00:44:49
I love my wife, but she's got to shut the fuck up.
00:44:52
Yeah, I love your wife, too.
00:44:54
Good cop. Everyone does.
00:44:56
I don't like the sound of chewing
00:45:00
or slurping or suck, seeing or licking.
00:45:04
I don't like any of that.
00:45:05
So you have me all turned on.
00:45:08
Can you see? What? Don't you like it?
00:45:09
Go ahead.
00:45:12
I will stand up and walk away.
00:45:16
Why am I the full screen on?
00:45:17
Wait, Why are you near somebody who's sucking and licking
00:45:20
and you're not involved?
00:45:22
Are you talking about that?
00:45:23
They're sucking and licking their food.
00:45:26
Yeah. So confused.
00:45:28
Why are we even looking at Gary?
00:45:29
God, There you go. Thanks.
00:45:30
That's why I keep saying it was like, just on me.
00:45:33
Felt uncomfortable
00:45:34
because I'm trying to answer welder and shit, and I don't know why am I
00:45:37
nothing's working.
00:45:39
Oh, brother, What do you.
00:45:40
What do you have to say? He's the one keeping
00:45:43
you. Did
00:45:43
you plan a debate with them and didn't tell me?
00:45:47
Because I did.
00:45:48
Where's the debate?
00:45:48
Well, I would have been prepared.
00:45:50
I'm not. You're not.
00:45:52
What we need to do is get a hold of Bob
00:45:54
to get him on the screen, because we can't talk on the phone
00:45:58
till we leave.
00:45:59
Brother on the screen.
00:46:01
And we went to the phone.
00:46:03
We could do. The debate won't work.
00:46:05
My producer didn't fix the phone problem, so we can't do it.
00:46:08
And that's why I said conflict would be our backup title
00:46:12
if Giants didn't work out,
00:46:13
because we've got a good conflict between Bob and Brother.
00:46:17
We're decision 2024 comes into play,
00:46:22
and I think that was the main reason we started blowing up in views.
00:46:27
Donald Trump really believes in the Bible.
00:46:29
I have to agree with you on that issue.
00:46:32
So what's up here?
00:46:34
Most definitely.
00:46:36
Well, you guys, you making the Bible, people freak out.
00:46:39
And if I can get Bob the link and you click on the link, then
00:46:42
I mean, there's a show link to be on the show. It's
00:46:45
right.
00:46:46
He's saying he's going to YouTube.
00:46:47
We're not even on YouTube right now.
00:46:51
I said in the Rumble
00:46:53
lane, we should definitely be on YouTube.
00:46:56
That's weird, but oh, well,
00:46:59
well, we're trying to get
00:47:01
Shadow banned every week.
00:47:04
And I didn't even look and see if anybody else.
00:47:06
No one else is out.
00:47:07
No, no one's joined the room.
00:47:08
So there's a waiting room if you guys want to join in.
00:47:10
You were given the link. Join?
00:47:13
Yeah, they will.
00:47:13
They they do both have the length.
00:47:15
I know, but I said I would have stopped at Bob's.
00:47:18
Bob is at that fine generation where he's, you know the
00:47:21
he's, I know he's not old enough to be the strongest generation you know that
00:47:25
that war generation that was like in their prime in the forties and fifties
00:47:29
but he's somewhere between that and what we are so sometimes like
00:47:33
when in between the war in the peace like he's right usually though
00:47:36
his son can help connect the technological difference. But
00:47:40
I don't know why they can't get the link, except maybe now you're out, you're on.
00:47:43
Are you on a computer or iPhone Right now you're that through
00:47:47
the screen of the camera. Are you on it? You're on a computer.
00:47:49
That's clearly a computer.
00:47:51
Do you ever try to connect iPhone? Maybe that's the issue.
00:47:53
I don't know if it should work on the iPhone, but maybe that's the issue.
00:47:56
Yeah, I have once before.
00:47:57
That's what I one couple of times when I was up north, I was using my phone.
00:48:01
The only way I feel good about it is if I go to his house and get him connected.
00:48:04
But I can't do it on that right now.
00:48:07
I I'd love to get that debate.
00:48:10
Well, wait, we've got giants to attend to.
00:48:14
We do.
00:48:15
I've been wanting to cover giants for a long time
00:48:17
because I believe I want to believe and I'm fascinated by them.
00:48:21
I'm kind of I've kind of got a sick fascination
00:48:24
like of Friedrich Wilhelm, the first of Prussia,
00:48:29
where it's like an unnatural kind of
00:48:31
homosexual tell, Look, I'm not into big women, but.
00:48:34
But big dudes kind of rub my engine.
00:48:37
Wow, You got that clip, right?
00:48:39
That's a timestamp of I like the roughly 50 minutes, Rob.
00:48:44
I like how you want to believe in giants, but you don't want to believe
00:48:49
in any type of you want to believe in half or half, right?
00:48:53
Yeah. Supernatural. I don't want to believe in the natural.
00:48:56
I do want to believe it.
00:48:56
No, I mean, you do see the the false dichotomy there, right?
00:49:01
Did you did you not hear that physics lesson
00:49:03
we gave earlier about the possibility of there being giants?
00:49:06
It kind of starts to crumble.
00:49:08
Yeah, literally.
00:49:09
And you want to you want to believe that half a million views.
00:49:12
But if you're going to tell me dinosaurs didn't exist
00:49:15
because of the square cube block, then I'm going to tell you you're full of crap.
00:49:20
My favorite explanation was when I asked 1989.
00:49:22
So it's great story when I ask my pastor when I was a teenager, explanation
00:49:26
of four dinosaurs that were clearly all older than thousand years old.
00:49:30
Did you ask them to stop touching you?
00:49:31
Honest to God, no, Pastor, not priest, but honest to goodness, he said, Well,
00:49:36
the devil put those bones there and faked
00:49:39
the dating to trick people into hell. Yes,
00:49:44
I heard that explanation.
00:49:48
Okay.
00:49:48
I mean, that's a good one, maybe.
00:49:51
Sure, why not?
00:49:52
Yeah, well, I'm always blown away by fossil fuels.
00:49:55
The fact that we're just using cars like they run on dead dinosaur,
00:50:01
don't they?
00:50:02
Because it is organic material in general.
00:50:04
What if.
00:50:04
What if you
00:50:06
are in a thousand or a million years?
00:50:09
What if we are like the maybe not 1000?
00:50:13
I'd say like several million years.
00:50:15
What if we're the oil that's powering their automobiles? Yep.
00:50:19
New matrix instead of batteries. We're just a level.
00:50:22
Yeah, well, our level of organic material
00:50:24
from this, from this era, you know, there could be cataclysms that,
00:50:27
you know, bury it, and then it ends up congealing and becomes
00:50:31
fossil fuel again.
00:50:32
Are the pockets of oil that we find, graveyards of dinosaurs
00:50:35
or just one big gigantic dinosaur, because we would need a lot of people
00:50:39
to go to dinosaur bodies. It's quiet life.
00:50:41
It really is plant life, you know, organic material,
00:50:45
what?
00:50:45
The oxygen is produced by trees.
00:50:47
Now it's 90% algae.
00:50:52
You mean ancient algae or new algae?
00:50:56
Oh, the produce the oxygen.
00:50:58
In our current atmosphere, it's living algae right now.
00:51:01
So if you're doing the math on where we're getting this petroleum from,
00:51:06
it's going to be 90% sea
00:51:11
in many
00:51:13
forms like that.
00:51:14
I couldn't have said any better.
00:51:15
My bacteria, according to National Geographic, Fossil fuels benefit
00:51:19
from decomposing plants, animals,
00:51:23
plants
00:51:24
more than 50% of a piece of
00:51:28
mind animals, wise plants,
00:51:32
plants.
00:51:33
I said that it's I wish we had someone smart enough to have said that already.
00:51:37
It's impossible.
00:51:38
Fuel.
00:51:41
Oh, I see what you did with the Whopper.
00:51:42
They're more
00:51:43
and more than 50% of a piece of cow's weight must be from fossilized plants.
00:51:48
So plants 50 more than 50%.
00:51:52
So that could be that could be 99, but it could be 100%.
00:51:55
It would suck.
00:51:55
What do you mean, more than 50%?
00:51:57
Just in general.
00:51:58
So it's 50% or more and it's a sliding scale on the other end more than it isn't.
00:52:03
I think it's a 90, but that's all right.
00:52:06
It's more of that than it is not more of that.
00:52:11
If it's more than 50%, it's
00:52:12
more of that whatever you're talking about than
00:52:16
anything else,
00:52:19
Right.
00:52:20
You can't have two things in one compound that is more than 50%.
00:52:25
Right?
00:52:28
You're your math checks out.
00:52:29
Okay.
00:52:31
After a quick calculation, I he's the one that like 50%,
00:52:35
more than 50% National Geographic at National Geographic.
00:52:39
I'm sorry. He read it.
00:52:40
So I was just saying it means that it's more than anything else.
00:52:43
Right.
00:52:44
If something is 50%, more than 50% of something,
00:52:48
that's what if you got stuck on that point for way too long?
00:52:52
I just want to keep up.
00:52:53
I'm trying to watch the show.
00:52:55
Oh, no kidding.
00:52:56
You've never seen a show before?
00:52:58
Never. I zoned out for most.
00:52:59
Welcome to Sledge Rants.
00:53:02
Does it live?
00:53:03
It is live.
00:53:04
This is a live show.
00:53:05
Prove that it's live. Respond to one of the comments.
00:53:07
I've always heard that one before. Yeah,
00:53:10
what Walter say.
00:53:12
He said if he can't connect, he's older.
00:53:14
He's the older generation.
00:53:16
Wait, he was you? Yeah,
00:53:18
he just proved that it's live because he responded to one of our comments.
00:53:22
Oh, yeah, most certainly.
00:53:24
Really?
00:53:25
Most definitely.
00:53:27
Looks like he wants to come out.
00:53:28
I don't mind.
00:53:29
Unless there's a debate and I can't get the other person on.
00:53:32
Right.
00:53:33
So who is that? Well, they're saying that.
00:53:35
Yeah, well, but the really nice guy, you know, and I'm not,
00:53:39
I'm not doubting that Bob can't even find the show,
00:53:43
so I don't.
00:53:44
I know, I know. Okay.
00:53:46
Schedule for when? When?
00:53:49
Oh, I don't even know how we're going to do it, but we're going to do it.
00:53:53
We're going to make it happen.
00:53:53
Because those guys I think fireworks happen because
00:53:58
if you don't have conflict, it's on
00:54:01
the show. But
00:54:04
oh, see again,
00:54:05
do you guys think I'm gay for do they do?
00:54:09
Yeah.
00:54:09
I've got like a weird thing for because I don't want to.
00:54:11
We're in a third year and the cold kills medium sized.
00:54:15
He's not tiny, but you're in a john.
00:54:18
Yeah, you did see you like I am fascinated by
00:54:21
odd sized people like,
00:54:24
extremely small.
00:54:25
Yeah. Normal sized people.
00:54:26
Don't do it for me, but weird sized people definitely do it for me
00:54:30
and just turn out a weird body shape where his his torso
00:54:33
was like a normal person, but he had little tiny legs,
00:54:37
got Muppet.
00:54:39
You had said you liked large men way more than large women.
00:54:43
Yeah.
00:54:44
I'm not into the big girls too much going for me.
00:54:47
Thanks. They don't cry.
00:54:50
Bottomless vagina.
00:54:53
Did I say that on YouTube?
00:54:57
What's a bottomless vagina?
00:54:58
Does that mean endless vagina like fries?
00:55:00
Or does it mean when you go in, you know, really you fall in forever
00:55:03
because at first you kind of bottomless vagina.
00:55:05
I was thinking of the I don't know what hamburger place has bottomless fries.
00:55:09
I was thinking, ooh, bottomless vagina.
00:55:12
Those guys I think today.
00:55:14
But then you said I realized you meant bottomless pit vagina.
00:55:20
Okay, I strap aboard a crashed crossed your ass.
00:55:25
I watched the Brady and George show last week, and you guys are stupid.
00:55:28
But, man, when when draws eyes were at half mast, I knew I was dropping off.
00:55:34
And then he checked out.
00:55:36
And then I don't think I can say checked out.
00:55:38
And then they were fully closed.
00:55:41
Who was?
00:55:42
It was pretty high.
00:55:44
High.
00:55:50
Okay, so that was fun.
00:55:50
Yao Ming was a big dude, right?
00:55:52
Seven four for a Chinese person.
00:55:56
Well, so we kind of discussed whatever you discuss
00:55:59
the Brady Draw show and we talk about love.
00:56:02
That show, by the way, said things and bones and shit.
00:56:04
So this is what should have been from the show last week.
00:56:07
And I know you've already absorbed it, but know why
00:56:11
you're pulling up this video now when it's no longer relevant.
00:56:15
I popped it up there when it was relevant but didn't want to interrupt everything.
00:56:18
But now that I'm on a completely different thing now, now you want to pull that up?
00:56:21
I got to see it when you start talking.
00:56:24
I got a 5050 guests because I have no way of seeing what we have up there.
00:56:28
Well, I just love how absurd.
00:56:31
I just loved how absurd.
00:56:32
And everything is another false dichotomy.
00:56:35
It's not 5050.
00:56:36
BRADY Even if you've got two choices in my
00:56:39
in my particular choice, they're my option.
00:56:42
I either had a choice to go to his shared screen or not, or just not.
00:56:47
So what is the other choice that I had before?
00:56:50
Flat.
00:56:51
It's it's not even.
00:56:52
That's all I'm saying.
00:56:53
It's not even
00:56:56
it's not even even
00:56:59
man. Man.
00:57:00
It is until I make the choice.
00:57:02
Oh, and then the the other wavefunction collapses.
00:57:06
I don't get it.
00:57:10
But what.
00:57:12
Oh, no, I broke Brady.
00:57:14
You broke Brady.
00:57:16
That wasn't have.
00:57:16
Sorry, everybody broke all I guess going to get Gary's.
00:57:21
I want to get Gary's opinion and this dear flag that was last week
00:57:27
during the Brady draw show but I'm straight Is the skull is it the skull?
00:57:32
Yeah.
00:57:33
Oh yeah.
00:57:34
I watched this my grandfather recently.
00:57:38
I haven't called back.
00:57:40
My grandfather sold me an old farmstead that has been in the family for 200 years.
00:57:44
But as you showed me, a wooded area behind the barn with a human skull,
00:57:48
he told me that he was curious when his father died
00:57:51
decades ago, how long it would take a body to decompose.
00:57:54
He put the body in the woods and kept track of its progress
00:57:57
and he has 50 years worth of pictures and notes.
00:58:00
He told the rest of the family that great grandpa
00:58:03
had been cremated and apparently no one questioned him about the ashes.
00:58:07
At this point, the skull is all that's left.
00:58:09
I checked with a lawyer who tells me that in my state no laws were broken.
00:58:14
That said,
00:58:14
I don't want my great grandfather's skull sitting in the woods behind my bar,
00:58:18
my husband says I should quietly bury it, burn the pictures in notes
00:58:22
and forget about it. That just doesn't feel right to me.
00:58:24
It feels like I'm helping my grandfather get away with something and it feels icky.
00:58:28
He literally says, Icky, icky.
00:58:31
Should I
00:58:31
should I tell the rest of the family
00:58:32
or continue allowing them to believe that great grandpa was cremated?
00:58:36
I'm resenting my grandfather
00:58:37
for putting me in the middle of this and any advice you would have
00:58:41
would be greatly appreciated.
00:58:43
Signed more than I bargained for.
00:58:45
Yeah Oh, I love.
00:58:48
I've actually changed my opinion on this since I first listened to.
00:58:52
I wanted to call you guys to say you're idiots.
00:58:55
The human remains are sacred.
00:58:57
You know, it's like it can't be. That's what they did.
00:59:00
May not have broken any local laws, but they broke a giant taboo.
00:59:05
But you know what?
00:59:07
I think I would display that on my mantle.
00:59:09
That's kind of cool.
00:59:10
That's like Grandpa Skull.
00:59:13
But no, you shouldn't be allowed to do that.
00:59:15
No human remains, no.
00:59:18
Heavens.
00:59:19
It's what do you call that? Icky
00:59:23
desecration.
00:59:24
Desecration that you're you're not allowed to do that.
00:59:28
We're not allowed to do that.
00:59:29
I don't think it was human remains in honor.
00:59:31
I think it was dumped there.
00:59:34
So, like what?
00:59:35
What honor?
00:59:36
What? Resting up
00:59:37
so the resting place can be haphazard and it still needs to be honored.
00:59:40
I was on wall.
00:59:41
It was his dying wish to have it be an experiment, wasn't it, though?
00:59:45
I have. I missed that part.
00:59:48
It was his.
00:59:49
It was his dying wish.
00:59:53
The grandfather was like, You know what?
00:59:54
I don't want to pay for a casket, so let me just dump my dad out back here.
00:59:58
Oh, it is creepy hearing someone else's remains.
01:00:02
I don't know. Okay, so it's another cry.
01:00:05
I mean, if someone's dying wish, it's not desecration.
01:00:08
If it's someone else's need to renew, it is.
01:00:12
He told me he was curious when his father died decades ago,
01:00:16
how long it would take a body to decompose. His father.
01:00:18
Okay. Wow.
01:00:19
So he decides you're allowed to do that.
01:00:21
You know, like, if my dad dies, I can just tell you about, you know, body.
01:00:26
No. Unless you live in the middle of the woods,
01:00:28
you're not even allowed to bury your pets in a city.
01:00:31
Typically in any like I'm not allowed to in my city.
01:00:34
Doesn't start unless you're like a first responder.
01:00:37
You're not allowed to touch a dead body at all.
01:00:42
It was I
01:00:42
wouldn't want to put it on top of you.
01:00:46
Then you're touching.
01:00:48
Then you're already touching.
01:00:50
Don't touch it.
01:00:51
Yeah. Yeah, I can't.
01:00:52
And then you have to lay there until you die.
01:00:55
Also get this thing off me.
01:00:58
That's what I was saying, actually.
01:01:01
Back in the medieval days of the Dark Ages,
01:01:04
the slaves were buried with with their.
01:01:07
Their masters.
01:01:08
Even if they weren't dead.
01:01:11
So that sounds concerning, but that's not that long ago.
01:01:15
I think it was the I think it was the Tennessee Zoo potentially.
01:01:19
There was an area where, like, you're just going through the zoo
01:01:21
and then there's kind of like this little mini,
01:01:24
this little mini like greenfield village type area.
01:01:27
And then like you realize it's like, oh, this is they had the the regular house
01:01:31
and then the slave house, and then they
01:01:33
they're literally still buried there as the slaves.
01:01:35
And they just have a little bit to their grave, though the local
01:01:41
front an hour there.
01:01:42
And we're just like, that's really weird.
01:01:43
And then
01:01:44
there's like black people right behind us and we're just kind of like, Sorry,
01:01:48
this wasn't us.
01:01:48
We didn't do this.
01:01:51
And you still say Greenfield in 2024.
01:01:55
Yes, you can. I don't think so.
01:01:57
Can't call.
01:01:58
I was a field engineer and somebody told me,
01:02:00
can't say that anymore because it's just the name of the place.
01:02:05
If you work out somewhere,
01:02:06
it's not supposed to be the field because it's a reference to slaves.
01:02:09
I'm like, But I get paid and so does my black coworker.
01:02:14
So what? What is your point?
01:02:18
It affected us too.
01:02:19
They asked us repeatedly, Stop saying that term.
01:02:22
The Potsdam Giants were paid, but they were not free to go.
01:02:30
Well, Cambridge has a weird definition.
01:02:34
Didn't slaves get?
01:02:35
Now this is this sounds horrible, but didn't they get some compensation
01:02:38
in a way to
01:02:40
actually back in those days,
01:02:43
a lot of slaves were treated a lot better than the peasants.
01:02:47
Like a free peasant could starve to death on the street,
01:02:50
but a slave got fed.
01:02:55
So some slaves had better lives and then some
01:02:58
a lot of people would find that statement very offensive.
01:03:03
Well, but yeah, was a why we didn't say right or wrong.
01:03:08
I didn't say that it's right or wrong that they would find it offensive or not.
01:03:11
I'm just saying that they would.
01:03:12
The reason I brought it up is, because Gary seemed to distinct
01:03:15
he made a distinction between what do you what the what
01:03:18
giants got paid and didn't that's damn well I don't even know what that is.
01:03:21
Was that part of the monologue or part Sam Pressure?
01:03:24
Look at it.
01:03:25
Oh, but I want some historical reference that I should act like what I know.
01:03:28
Well, as soon as I get off YouTube, we can do that.
01:03:31
I've got a perfect excuse that parts I want to stay on YouTube.
01:03:34
I You go, Oh, Brady.
01:03:36
We should be figures for the rest of this an item online
01:03:40
we tried like we tried something like that already
01:03:43
and I don't think you have the equipment to pull it off Broadway.
01:03:47
You were fantastic.
01:03:49
I'm sure they tasted spam. Fantastic.
01:03:51
What episode was that?
01:03:53
That was number 34.
01:03:56
You don't remember that number? You just another way.
01:03:58
Remember you called me out.
01:04:00
And what if I got it right?
01:04:02
Oh, you know what?
01:04:02
I didn't get it right
01:04:03
because that would have been, like, 13 weeks ago, and it wasn't.
01:04:07
Here's what a non pathological liar says.
01:04:10
I don't know. It was sometime around Thanksgiving thing.
01:04:11
I think it was named a repast, but I don't know.
01:04:15
Just yeah, it was a rapist episode.
01:04:17
You're too worried about not being the smartest person in the room.
01:04:19
So you couldn't just say, I don't know. The answer
01:04:23
is I do.
01:04:23
I've always prided myself on being the smartest guy in the room,
01:04:26
and lately I just haven't felt that way.
01:04:29
He does again today, though, to be clear that was one episode.
01:04:32
I do. I absolutely do.
01:04:34
Those guys matter about it?
01:04:36
About a three quarter balshaw or three quarter prize of French fry man,
01:04:41
I don't understand that.
01:04:44
Well, I know you guys.
01:04:47
You guys remind me on a daily basis how much smarter I am than you.
01:04:51
So the moment you think you're the smartest person in the room
01:04:53
is the moment that you have no chance of learning anything more.
01:04:56
I feel sorry for you.
01:04:58
Yeah, you should.
01:05:00
If are making feel better for yourself.
01:05:02
I used to be that person.
01:05:04
And then I realized just saying that alone.
01:05:07
Yeah.
01:05:07
Devolved and deflated me to the immediate stupid person in the room.
01:05:12
Right
01:05:13
now I need my ego knocked down a bit.
01:05:16
Okay, we do the comments, we're going to do commentary.
01:05:19
We're still on YouTube.
01:05:20
We're going to need a backwards approach to that to knock your ego.
01:05:23
Yeah, I don't think I'm smart at all.
01:05:26
And so when I obviously figure things out,
01:05:30
I get mad at other people that can't because it's like
01:05:32
if I'm a dipshit, what the fuck does that make you?
01:05:34
But then they're just too big,
01:05:35
especially if it's somebody like operating on you or flying a plane.
01:05:39
I Yeah, No, I tell you that.
01:05:43
Stupid.
01:05:43
If I'm so to run and how are we going to survive?
01:05:46
That's what I always think.
01:05:47
I want to do that very often.
01:05:49
And so I wonder, okay, I guess I'm smarter than I think
01:05:51
I am or everyone else is that much fucking stupider.
01:05:56
So if you go through life thinking everyone's an idiot, you're
01:05:58
probably to be safe, but you're not supposed to tell them that. Gary
01:06:02
Oh, I just assume everyone's retarded until they prove otherwise.
01:06:07
Everyone.
01:06:07
I believe that everyone does have some type of retardation.
01:06:10
So we're on the spectrum of type of autism.
01:06:13
Everyone's got a little continuum.
01:06:15
You can't tell yet.
01:06:16
One finding out what one retard a group.
01:06:20
You need to get a differential differential
01:06:22
between two extreme retards before you can even tell the difference.
01:06:26
I don't think we can do this on YouTube.
01:06:29
Please do The disclaimer we did.
01:06:31
We did copyrighted material.
01:06:33
We did hateful.
01:06:35
No, we didn't. I'm clearly joking.
01:06:37
Everything is a joke.
01:06:39
Oh, I'm sorry.
01:06:40
I thought it was the Mandela effect.
01:06:41
What? I don't remember
01:06:45
now. We love YouTube.
01:06:46
YouTube is great.
01:06:47
Free speech, open market.
01:06:51
YouTube is great.
01:06:52
YouTube hates us.
01:06:54
We love you, too.
01:06:56
Oh, one last thing for YouTube.
01:06:58
So that a guy with a gun right over here pointing out,
01:07:00
I mean, if we talk about housing, I don't know,
01:07:04
Planned Parenthood educating
01:07:06
or transgenders doing absolutely nothing wrong, just mention transgenders.
01:07:10
We get one view on TikTok, one view, and typically minimum on it.
01:07:14
You know, we get 200 just on an average whatever.
01:07:16
One view.
01:07:17
Yeah, but on YouTube we get thousands.
01:07:19
So I understand the continuity between like
01:07:22
how can one things okay on one, but it's not on another.
01:07:27
We'll get back to that.
01:07:29
Yeah there's other reports were
01:07:30
that China was pushing was pushing those ideologies.
01:07:33
So does it pick up on the fact that we're talking it negatively or
01:07:39
there's no rhyme or reason?
01:07:40
Honestly, no, not negatively.
01:07:42
Just just honestly, I literally get to talk about it negatively.
01:07:45
We're talking about it honestly.
01:07:46
If you could show me some puzzle that I'm just supposed to stare at numbers
01:07:49
and find out the commonality just to get to
01:07:51
some type of solution, I'd get off on that.
01:07:53
And I've been tracking to try some kind of just move on, some kind of commonality,
01:07:58
some kind of reason, some kind of logic of why
01:08:01
there isn't any. It's random.
01:08:02
One thing will get banned, and we actually got our first strike
01:08:05
on TikTok, and the video thrived on YouTube.
01:08:09
So I don't understand why.
01:08:11
And then we like looking at coded numbers and looking for patterns
01:08:14
like I like large men.
01:08:16
Then I thought, you know, totally different.
01:08:19
No different.
01:08:20
Okay, I don't like to stick anything inside the numbers.
01:08:24
Oh, try it.
01:08:27
I'm just assuming that's why you like
01:08:30
large men.
01:08:30
Unless if you say I do not like that,
01:08:32
because then I'm going to assume that you like things getting stuck in you.
01:08:36
I like sticking numbers.
01:08:39
Okay? I don't know what that means.
01:08:41
So if you were going to stick a number,
01:08:42
would you pick a one or like a four or five?
01:08:46
My favorite number is three.
01:08:50
All right. We're going to get a call.
01:08:51
There's no word because, well, there's three little pigs.
01:08:56
Do not.
01:08:58
But what I'm going to come up with is bad for you.
01:09:04
Yeah, I don't it's not on the air yet, though.
01:09:06
So hang on.
01:09:07
So you guys, they can't. Can you hear Bob
01:09:10
here? But I doubt it.
01:09:13
No, I don't really know what's going on.
01:09:16
I'm not. I'm not doubting that.
01:09:18
Just hang with me.
01:09:19
Let me see if I can get it figured out for once.
01:09:21
It sounds like Bob is a paranoid schizo about, like,
01:09:26
some some homosexuals, like, hitting on him or, like, waving that low.
01:09:31
So that's all I'd like to say.
01:09:35
I love the ending sentence.
01:09:36
Throws that out there
01:09:39
you to go.
01:09:40
So I'm going to see what happens when you click on the show on your phone.
01:09:44
Does it clear his name?
01:09:45
Does it open up a webpage?
01:09:52
Riveting, you know Joker
01:09:55
or how do they draw
01:09:59
credibility giant giant,
01:10:04
giant, giant giant
01:10:08
on their this might have a different link
01:10:11
but hang on I want to try this giant
01:10:17
giant.
01:10:19
You hear that Giant, giant.
01:10:21
John, when you click on the invite link, it should ask you to join a room.
01:10:25
I don't know if did or not, but yeah, I'll come over and get hooked up.
01:10:28
So it works next week, but let me see if I can at least
01:10:30
make them hear you on the phone now.
01:10:31
So give me a second.
01:10:33
This guy goes through him on the phone,
01:10:37
but you guys could keep talking.
01:10:38
I'm sorry. I can't. If I. If I.
01:10:40
If I mute my family, then, I mean, if I muted for you, then he can't hear me.
01:10:43
So. Hang on, Bob.
01:10:45
You guys curious Joe?
01:10:47
Yeah.
01:10:48
You guys carry the show? Hi.
01:10:50
Yeah, because usually it's me carrying it. Obviously
01:10:54
notes
01:10:55
Gary's the host, but I believe that he stepped away.
01:10:58
I guess I'll be right back.
01:11:00
I have to go find a new jabber.
01:11:04
Gary.
01:11:08
Gary.
01:11:08
Yeah, Yeah. The show's long sometimes.
01:11:12
Gary.
01:11:12
Hey, this is great.
01:11:15
Hang on.
01:11:15
But, Gary, save it for the show.
01:11:18
I want to hear it on the show. Let me get John.
01:11:19
Hold on.
01:11:20
At least I'll put you through so that Gary.
01:11:25
Gary, are you listening to me
01:11:29
so you can't hear the show coming through either, Bob?
01:11:31
Right.
01:11:33
All right. But you will when I switch it.
01:11:34
So hold on.
01:11:36
I have to agree with you on that issue, man.
01:11:39
It's almost like a game.
01:11:40
Hear him?
01:11:44
We're waiting for him to say something else about.
01:11:47
Can you guys get.
01:11:48
Can you guys hear?
01:11:49
Well, all right, give you what we've got here, Bob.
01:11:51
I'll get it. Dammit. Just.
01:11:53
I would have to agree, even though there's no proof of it.
01:11:55
Show is so distracting.
01:11:58
Sorry.
01:11:59
We don't mean to distract you with our show.
01:12:02
Well, maybe talk about maybe Donald
01:12:05
Trump was right.
01:12:08
That's the wrong button to use.
01:12:11
All right, So it is.
01:12:14
If you're believing in what God made a, you wouldn't have anything in life.
01:12:18
There wouldn't have anything in life.
01:12:20
Guys.
01:12:21
Better a heart, the soul man, you know, because otherwise
01:12:24
you're not going to make it in this world, man.
01:12:27
Yeah, I want to make it in this world.
01:12:31
That's why I don't make any friends.
01:12:34
All right, So mine was pretty fab either.
01:12:38
Love that one.
01:12:40
Come on, Bob,
01:12:43
I have to agree with you on that.
01:12:44
It's not.
01:12:45
That's not there.
01:12:45
And I switched it, so I can't them now either.
01:12:47
Motherfucker.
01:12:49
Maybe Donald Trump was none of my virtual cable's work.
01:12:52
I'm feeding it through. I can't see.
01:12:57
I can hear it.
01:12:59
That's a shame of it.
01:13:01
Oh, it is.
01:13:03
Flesh cast is a prime number 47,
01:13:07
and that's always a bad omen.
01:13:10
Prime numbers are freaky.
01:13:13
It's unnatural
01:13:14
to be not divisible by anything but one in your soul.
01:13:18
Yeah. Can you hear me, Bob? Yeah, I can hear you now, But there's still.
01:13:20
I can't get your vote.
01:13:21
I can.
01:13:22
I can't get you to go on the show unless you use the invite link. So
01:13:27
you see the that see the last link
01:13:29
that I sent you?
01:13:34
Oh, yeah.
01:13:37
Hang on. I'm going to send you another link. Maybe.
01:13:39
Maybe I'm sending it to the wrong number.
01:13:44
Here's why You guys talk about giants for 5 minutes.
01:13:47
I'll be back. Right. That's a great idea
01:13:52
There.
01:13:53
They might be Giants. Are we off?
01:13:55
We have YouTube.
01:13:56
Yeah, that's what we've been fucking waiting for.
01:13:58
Yeah, you're right.
01:14:00
Give me. Yeah, yeah.
01:14:02
Jesus.
01:14:03
Disclaimer proclamation, garbage, gibberish.
01:14:06
Oh, listen up.
01:14:07
Before we dive deeper into the circus of crudeness and uncensored Bakker
01:14:10
is our no nonsense served with a side of black humor.
01:14:13
We're here for a good time, not a different time.
01:14:15
All right? And it's crazy.
01:14:16
We're all snowflakes, applesauce and jabber critic.
01:14:18
We're just trying to spread some joy without stepping on too many pillows.
01:14:20
So job article I Let's get jabber It's all given like this gasps from guests
01:14:25
or any random.
01:14:25
My mouth is particularly a funny bouncy teacher gray matter and eliminate the path
01:14:28
universal existence, any semblance of seriousness due
01:14:30
for accidental article two for everyone equally, we're equal offenders, All right.
01:14:34
We don't give a hoot about your different
01:14:35
race, religion, or whether you prefer cats or dogs.
01:14:38
We're here to roast everyone from politicians to different our own.
01:14:40
Sorry about your different say not even grandma's apple pie.
01:14:42
Article three screwed political jabber.
01:14:44
Listen, we ain't here
01:14:44
to hold your hand or jab or anything, so if I refuse to bless, we're
01:14:48
not responsible for any ruffled feathers or give our feelings.
01:14:50
If you can take the heat, we promise we'll dish out some belly
01:14:52
laughs and maybe a couple of different articles.
01:14:54
I give a fake news alert.
01:14:55
The tales, rumors and downright lies you get here as Deborah is a free doll
01:14:58
without any resemblance to real life events.
01:14:59
People, whether alive or pushing her face, is purely different
01:15:02
and probably a result of like hitting the bottle too hard.
01:15:04
We're pretty sure the earth is round, but whichever
01:15:06
article deep debit cause why not party and give her our bread and butter
01:15:10
any likeness to actual people or characters?
01:15:12
It's just like having a laugh, not a reason for a gather.
01:15:14
We might not be the smartest during the joke,
01:15:15
but we sure know how to stir up some trouble.
01:15:17
So in closing, if you've made it this far without getting undies in a dip here,
01:15:20
people, we're just here to crack a few things like
01:15:23
doing and remind everyone that life's too short.
01:15:25
Maybe it isn't all the frickin time.
01:15:26
So buckle up, wake up and get ready for a wild ride to get started regarding
01:15:30
my life, my dreams, what I and I go
01:15:33
and I go from way, way worse guy
01:15:37
And it makes.
01:15:41
All right.
01:15:41
So did you get that last link? Bob?
01:15:43
Wait.
01:15:43
I got to hit the YouTube button to not
01:16:00
I kind of like that our our views of
01:16:02
you can't start growing at 499,000
01:16:07
just like the way of life. Okay.
01:16:10
And it just stops complete stop.
01:16:12
Right moment to moment to moment. I'm done.
01:16:16
Yeah. Yeah.
01:16:16
It was like we were trending.
01:16:17
Trending, trending even a blip.
01:16:21
And then we probably when people stop watching it, I would assume,
01:16:25
yeah, they is scary, but that's good.
01:16:28
There's way we're going to top that with this train wreck.
01:16:31
This is a dumpster fire. We could go to a million.
01:16:33
We're going to go right to just below a million.
01:16:36
Okay. All right.
01:16:37
So, Bob, if you click if once you click that link, do you see where it says join
01:16:41
room with a camera,
01:16:44
click on that.
01:16:45
But you're not going to join with the camera.
01:16:46
Don't worry. It's going to be just your voice.
01:16:49
I have to agree with you on that issue.
01:16:52
You get me every time on that you can grab.
01:16:55
That's the same clicking.
01:16:56
Oh, easier.
01:16:59
Yes, I would have to agree even though there's no proof of it.
01:17:02
Click join with.
01:17:04
Kayla agrees, even though there's no proof that I have a problem with that.
01:17:08
And then you're going to do what it says start.
01:17:10
But if you don't want to show your mind, if you don't want to show your face
01:17:13
mindless, trendy click underwear, it says Video source.
01:17:16
In turn, disable video.
01:17:17
It'll turn face Officer will only hear you.
01:17:19
I have to agree with you on that issue, man.
01:17:22
What came up?
01:17:23
Those guys matter about about a three quarter ball.
01:17:26
Sure.
01:17:27
Or just so for your phone, you got to say yes to give it permission
01:17:30
to your microphone on your phone.
01:17:32
I mean your microphone in your camera. So say yes to it.
01:17:34
Sound like he knows exactly what he's talking about.
01:17:36
So that's I don't know what he means, but he's very confident of it.
01:17:39
So it sounds like a really. Right. Yeah,
01:17:44
I don't get it.
01:17:44
But I mean, just assume he's saying something that just is over my head.
01:17:47
I don't I don't know that I don't know those phrases.
01:17:52
Sure.
01:17:53
Like a it'll work out a full bag of peanuts Like there's plenty
01:17:56
of like metaphors and shit like spy from his era.
01:18:02
If I told you the point of the davenport,
01:18:04
would you point at the piece of furniture
01:18:10
here?
01:18:10
Davenport pointed a map. I point out a map.
01:18:13
Davenport, Iowa. Let's
01:18:16
visit your house and I'll get.
01:18:17
I'll get you set up like other.
01:18:18
It was.
01:18:19
Was another Brady. Shut up.
01:18:22
Which I never show here.
01:18:23
Got over your conversation
01:18:26
with this show next.
01:18:30
Are you making plans week
01:18:34
in the room
01:18:35
or if I get any which videos shorter.
01:18:39
Oh, my God.
01:18:41
No. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh!
01:18:47
Oh, my God.
01:18:49
This is a catastrophe.
01:18:52
I love it mayhem.
01:18:54
Seems like that progressive chick with the biggest fucking booty I've ever seen.
01:18:58
Share the message of this shit with you next week.
01:19:02
I could believe my eyes, man.
01:19:04
I had to cool myself off with a chocolate chocolate chip
01:19:07
ice cream cone from Ben and Jerry's shit was actually fire.
01:19:11
Oh, it's my fault
01:19:13
from the Secret Service that brought me to the White House to sign some more shit.
01:19:17
It was probably more money for Belinsky in Ukraine,
01:19:19
but I didn't really give a fuck.
01:19:21
Remember to keep it real and vote for me in 2024.
01:19:26
Look at the size of that dude.
01:19:27
The Brady Rule.
01:19:30
The Brady Bunch. Get back the Giants motherfucker.
01:19:33
I've says the show's too long.
01:19:34
He's not watched in three fucking hours.
01:19:36
We need it. We need to show smaller clips.
01:19:39
So I'll send him.
01:19:40
I just tell him to fast forward to the Brady Draw show and then
01:19:45
that's what I skip to
01:19:48
roll the clip.
01:19:48
Brady Earlier the clip.
01:19:50
Brady happened my clip.
01:19:53
You can do
01:19:55
all your videos and that's the clip.
01:19:58
Brady on it
01:20:00
I tried six times.
01:20:02
They're just seen as no characters.
01:20:07
My clip this is your clip is cool Yeah a Coke
01:20:10
the cocaine
01:20:11
if you spoke very little of your imagination, wouldn't that be sweet
01:20:14
if you could just dump a bunch of cocaine and the vibration or it'll line it all up
01:20:18
a neat line. So, yeah,
01:20:21
we got to find that out. Yeah, hold on.
01:20:24
Just hold on.
01:20:25
I'm not a cocaine doer, but I don't think you broke the fucking.
01:20:28
That's the coolest thing I've ever heard.
01:20:30
You make everybody come around around you like what you like.
01:20:33
You know, they're all fucking perfect.
01:20:37
That's amazing.
01:20:39
Fucking man.
01:20:40
Yeah, but, I mean, I even did my experimenting days,
01:20:42
and with drugs are like, Oh, learn everything.
01:20:45
Know about cocaine. I learned. Never done it.
01:20:47
Yeah, right.
01:20:49
I don't think.
01:20:49
Guys, it's a tribute.
01:20:52
Honestly, though, know, it's a mammoth pledge.
01:20:54
I kind of drew limit at weed.
01:20:56
I really haven't. It's not a gateway drug.
01:20:59
Oh, please.
01:20:59
The weird thing.
01:21:03
Do whatever you were doing before.
01:21:04
There's a there's a weed thing.
01:21:06
Yeah. I don't know what you're talking about.
01:21:08
Not today. You want me to get higher? Okay.
01:21:12
All right.
01:21:14
I think this might be the get higher today.
01:21:18
I'll just add smoke to the
01:21:25
oh, night.
01:21:31
You know, the more I think about this, the more
01:21:32
I think that we needed to get a patent pending or some shit.
01:21:35
Because you don't need to legally.
01:21:37
You don't need to legally say that it's for for cocaine use.
01:21:39
You can say, hey, you just separates, you know, salt or sugar or whatever the fuck.
01:21:43
But if we find the right frequency, you know,
01:21:44
where you can have some dialed out lines. I got it.
01:21:47
You could rich people.
01:21:48
You could sell that shit to rich people all day of your device.
01:21:51
You know, we would love that harmonics done pattern.
01:21:56
Are you kidding?
01:21:57
I really the idea that damn Yeah I yeah
01:22:01
and I think the guy we're watching Brady Brady or smart guy get a go
01:22:06
no Brady
01:22:08
please he has to figure out how to make a telephone work.
01:22:11
Here's the one thing I did learn.
01:22:12
Here's the one thing I did learn and share with ideas.
01:22:15
If you're honest about your idea and you don't have a lawyer,
01:22:17
a bunch of shit, a lot of money, how you can do
01:22:18
what you can do to protect yourself is write it down.
01:22:21
Write it down the best you can and engineer wise,
01:22:23
you know, with everything, diagrams and all that.
01:22:25
Put it in, put it in an envelope and mail it to yourself and never open it.
01:22:28
Then if you're ever challenged in the future
01:22:30
that you didn't come up with this idea,
01:22:31
you have a postmark stamp of when you came up with that idea.
01:22:34
Well we have to show we have this show.
01:22:36
Yeah, but that can be manipulated.
01:22:37
I don't I don't think video holds up in court.
01:22:39
A sealed die being open with a US postmark does like to.
01:22:44
Really? Yeah. You know, notarized.
01:22:46
Yeah.
01:22:46
Dude, we went around and around when we were kids
01:22:48
and we had all these people getting ripped off by signing contracts
01:22:50
or paying people $500 to take a headshot and try and get them,
01:22:54
you know, their shit copyrighted. So that to be protected.
01:22:56
And they were just basically stealing the money.
01:22:59
And I finally met somebody that told me
01:23:00
he's like, No, the best thing you want to do
01:23:02
is you record your shit, you put it in an envelope,
01:23:04
militar yourself and then go perform.
01:23:05
If anybody ever challenges and said, You stole my shit,
01:23:08
you take him to court, open that in court.
01:23:10
Boom.
01:23:11
If it proves anything that's inside there is at least was inside there
01:23:14
before that date. Right?
01:23:17
You can't
01:23:18
forge the stamp or there's a record.
01:23:21
It can be looked up.
01:23:23
That postmark isn't just some state record here.
01:23:25
There's a record here live.
01:23:27
I'm sorry. I don't care.
01:23:28
There's no.
01:23:29
What are those people that look at signatures?
01:23:31
There's no notarized, no registry of all of our shows.
01:23:34
I'm pretty sure it's not legally binding.
01:23:36
If it is, we're fucked.
01:23:38
Oh, I know.
01:23:40
Yeah, Yeah, I know.
01:23:42
All my buttons are moved again.
01:23:44
Nobody else has been on my computer.
01:23:46
What's going on? Oh,
01:23:49
I remember now.
01:23:50
I reorganized them and put them in a spot where I would know them.
01:23:52
They'd be easier to click, but since I forgot that you're not in the Brady.
01:23:57
Hey, you know.
01:23:58
Sure.
01:23:59
You know what? I know they're drawstring.
01:24:02
Yeah, but
01:24:03
last time I did that I got yelled at so I'm a little nervous to do it again.
01:24:06
Okay let's roll that I keep telling you to roll over to Brady.
01:24:10
You said roll the clip. Now share my screen.
01:24:13
Okay.
01:24:14
I know this.
01:24:14
Well, at least I'll tell you how we always get guys get busted for the wrestling.
01:24:19
This is great.
01:24:22
This is class C Irish weapon.
01:24:24
They're very pretty.
01:24:26
Their property underneath that to hear the audio from the Yeah you it
01:24:31
the good good thing to say though because I can be
01:24:33
well this is weird because it's not coming back in my own feedback
01:24:37
it's just cheering in the hallway and after his feet like that
01:24:40
look at them That's the music Is this the body sweat of
01:24:44
poor person or is it choppy?
01:24:49
Yeah.
01:24:50
Oh, man.
01:24:51
Jacoby Vice lands under the giant.
01:24:53
It is incredible.
01:24:55
He holds his entire weight and he is for a second.
01:24:59
I was going to say the world cannot look at I mean no he is No, but
01:25:05
that that is a feat of strength he didn't hold.
01:25:09
We it is he's young.
01:25:11
Okay.
01:25:12
I really jumped and he didn't have to do it.
01:25:15
He didn't do it.
01:25:15
I know you guys do that.
01:25:18
I did it the £500.
01:25:20
But he moved his butt higher than his shoulder.
01:25:23
That was about it. Belly Very athletic.
01:25:26
Well, he slammed his ass and the surface real hard.
01:25:31
Hogan is
01:25:32
making fun of wrestling, is like punching down, hitting a record.
01:25:35
And I mean, it is the rock.
01:25:38
Next, you're going to tell me it's fake.
01:25:40
Oh, I opened the door for WWE.
01:25:43
I wrote WWE.
01:25:44
And my thing for Coker has really?
01:25:48
You hear what he's saying, you know, you hear on your dick.
01:25:51
Yeah. He didn't hear that when he was 18, but now it just says W
01:25:55
Well, there's also this giant which is Paul what it looks like?
01:25:58
It says basketball above it This is some get
01:26:03
your trigger.
01:26:04
I he's over seven feet
01:26:08
tall he's over £500 He's a big dude.
01:26:12
How big your
01:26:15
head.
01:26:18
That one's champion.
01:26:21
That's okay.
01:26:22
I'll give you the next couple of words.
01:26:23
The giant 550 category.
01:26:27
So how tall, just in perspective, is is Goldberg a giant or?
01:26:30
Is he regular sized?
01:26:31
Is he normal?
01:26:32
So, I mean, I mean, these are these are those are no normal size wrestlers.
01:26:37
Those are big. Do
01:26:39
Yeah way above average.
01:26:42
Oh I play
01:26:45
what otherwise
01:26:46
you don't stand out in a stadium They sell out big stadiums
01:26:50
and if you're standing in the arena and you've got
01:26:53
you're a little petite little girly boy, you're not going to stand out, I think.
01:26:58
GOLDBERG So nowadays wrestling, they have a lot of petite little girly boys.
01:27:02
Somehow, Goldberg's taller than me compared to six
01:27:05
for Yeah, see, as a big dude,
01:27:11
what I
01:27:11
say that puts you in the top 40th percentile,
01:27:15
maybe 35th.
01:27:16
I don't I don't like the percentile word.
01:27:18
Can we just say percentage
01:27:21
of you have percentile dysfunction?
01:27:23
It sounds too much like penile.
01:27:24
That's exactly where I was going with that. Thank you.
01:27:27
You're welcome.
01:27:28
What's wrong with piano?
01:27:30
You know, I would rather again, same thing.
01:27:32
I would rather hear penis.
01:27:33
I don't like penile. It makes it sound okay.
01:27:37
Even in the thirties, penile penal code, you do you cringe
01:27:40
every time you hear about the penal code or is that to be penile?
01:27:43
Oh yeah.
01:27:44
I kind of like what you call old person's dick.
01:27:47
People laugh every time I hear penis.
01:27:50
That's a funny word.
01:27:51
Yeah.
01:27:55
Retarded
01:27:57
giant, giant.
01:27:59
Oh, that
01:28:01
really weird.
01:28:02
An imaginary creature like a man.
01:28:04
Like a man.
01:28:06
And you're like, I'm mainstream.
01:28:09
Since these don't exist, they're not real.
01:28:13
They do exist that are real
01:28:16
strong and usually very well.
01:28:17
That's me. That's. That's me that you.
01:28:21
Really. You're a giant.
01:28:24
Definitely.
01:28:24
I said that, Charles.
01:28:25
People are the giants, for sure.
01:28:27
Can we get much higher?
01:28:29
But are you a giant?
01:28:30
I'm extremely tall.
01:28:31
I'm strong, and I am unusually very cruel.
01:28:34
Yes, Gary as well.
01:28:37
Yeah, I am a sweet girl.
01:28:40
The average height for two millennium
01:28:42
remained steady at 170 centimeters.
01:28:46
Really?
01:28:47
A real talk about grams with the roach.
01:28:50
I got to freaking make some more makes Asian people
01:28:53
like grow shorter because they're always in the rice paddies like men and now like,
01:28:58
I was a racist
01:29:01
giant.
01:29:02
And actually,
01:29:05
if you get generation
01:29:07
after generation of men who are attracted secretly to tiny chicks,
01:29:12
you end up with a couple generations of tiny population.
01:29:17
Yeah, that's one thing I've always been creeped out about, is
01:29:21
there's still dudes selecting for that size.
01:29:25
Most almost always.
01:29:28
I've always been very awkward
01:29:31
with dating a short chick, and I've given it a shot because, like,
01:29:35
you know, but then when you're like, standing next to her, it's just weird,
01:29:38
but it just looks weird.
01:29:39
Thing that how six, seven, seven, six, eight.
01:29:44
So six foot six and eight.
01:29:47
You know, Luke, you all know Luke.
01:29:49
I know Luke. He's six.
01:29:51
His older brother is taller than that.
01:29:53
And he married, no joke.
01:29:55
A four foot tall wife.
01:29:56
I mean, I don't care anymore about it.
01:29:58
Now he's a secret.
01:29:59
Because he's a secret police fence
01:30:02
like George, about somewhere between his waist in and her in his kneecaps.
01:30:06
She came up to.
01:30:07
We don't need to go back to our Our Maps podcast.
01:30:10
But I mean, that is at least he realized he saw he had an issue
01:30:14
and he found the correct way to and that's ignoring to figure it out.
01:30:20
It's a legal way to figure it out.
01:30:22
And that's all you would ask for out of those types,
01:30:26
allegedly, Allegedly.
01:30:33
And Copeland
01:30:36
that's the guy.
01:30:39
No new rules for real?
01:30:41
For real, I believe more than I believe in God.
01:30:45
Well, guys, you're
01:30:47
agnostic, You're cute, but you get it, right?
01:30:51
Correct.
01:30:51
And I believe in this as being real more than I believe in a theory.
01:30:55
That's all I'm saying.
01:30:56
I know.
01:30:56
I know that I believe in this is being not FBI, but some people call it agnostic.
01:31:03
I call it wishy washy, unwilling to make a commitment.
01:31:07
I just say question everything that's that's right, Gary.
01:31:10
That my be is
01:31:18
okay this button to where
01:31:21
give me the title
01:31:27
that's too much
01:31:32
to match on
01:31:43
in every single one.
01:31:47
I'm sorry to hear that go
01:31:52
and this one
01:31:54
against most of the media that you're
01:32:01
a fan of that
01:32:03
I was just I go, oh, near you.
01:32:06
And I go, Oh,
01:32:09
I only got 2 minutes of this baggage tag.
01:32:11
Go Mercy, mercy me that murcielago those systems.
01:32:17
Carl Lado, did you just say very largo?
01:32:20
No. Murcielago Oh, it was at Mar a Lago.
01:32:23
Yeah.
01:32:25
What's the difference? No,
01:32:28
go to some of that. You.
01:32:36
If it's some sort of techno bullcrap.
01:32:43
And for the record, this blows.
01:32:45
Dude, For the record, Bobby's fucking awesome now.
01:32:48
Oh, I'm playing the clip Mary.
01:32:51
You can blow me
01:32:53
if telling him
01:32:56
this is the worst fucking music
01:32:58
I've ever heard.
01:33:01
I agree.
01:33:02
The talent is in the music.
01:33:03
The talent is is implementing the frequencies.
01:33:08
The worst?
01:33:10
Never heard a music more worse than this.
01:33:12
Oh, I only make the best music.
01:33:14
Spoiler alert You said it was said.
01:33:16
Yeah, but the music you're hearing and the note coming out,
01:33:19
it looks like it's coming.
01:33:20
Made it look like it was coming
01:33:20
out of the amp right there when it was doing the swirly water.
01:33:24
Yeah, but you know that.
01:33:26
But you're going to get a little peek at this music.
01:33:29
It's definitely a different frequency than what we're hearing,
01:33:31
but it's definitely a real frequency.
01:33:34
Look at that cymbal.
01:33:36
Electronic dance music is the piece together.
01:33:39
It's beautiful the way this isn't dance music.
01:33:44
This is this is mostly
01:33:47
it's not techno be draw, get a clip of Trump saying dance music is the worst.
01:33:53
It's great because
01:33:55
it's the worst ever.
01:33:59
It's a great clue.
01:34:05
See, I was right.
01:34:06
I can say it is motive.
01:34:09
I like dance music too, but I trip and follow a lot
01:34:14
and so it's hard
01:34:16
to make wrong.
01:34:18
Am I wrong? That isn't that movie
01:34:22
is anyone think of about I.
01:34:24
I think it should myself.
01:34:26
It's definitely just myself.
01:34:29
All right. So
01:34:32
what do you think of the war, Mr.
01:34:34
Biden?
01:34:37
Oh, see, he always hides.
01:34:38
Every time I get a real question,
01:34:39
he runs away and brings out either yes, he or he ran away.
01:34:43
But I'm here to talk about the not knowing
01:34:46
that I'm here to talk about the saboteur
01:34:49
that does a cyberattack.
01:34:52
But the other two
01:34:55
baskets better than Trump and Biden.
01:34:58
Have you guys heard about the robotaxi?
01:35:01
I've got no Robotaxi No.
01:35:03
Yeah.
01:35:03
So like for the Cybertruck
01:35:06
it's all about the Robotaxi you know,
01:35:08
so like by the by the Robotaxi
01:35:11
I got to go all on.
01:35:13
It sounds like you would want to take the Robotaxi or not,
01:35:16
but you wouldn't want people
01:35:16
if everybody buys a Robotaxi I think it defeats the purpose of taxi
01:35:21
ride.
01:35:23
It apparently
01:35:26
looks like he left, so we can't ask him a follow up question.
01:35:29
That's what these celebrities do that they just kind of duck out.
01:35:32
So yeah, right.
01:35:33
When the hard hitting questions come in, they start.
01:35:35
They just go, I got to go.
01:35:37
We need to transcribe this video and react a bit on it.
01:35:39
And I just want to say that as far as my production value being shit,
01:35:43
this guy is way better than Gary's production.
01:35:45
Look, he's building, He's trying.
01:35:47
Who is that? Lars Ulrich.
01:35:48
He's building up to imagine organizing this,
01:35:52
being like, man, like old speech podcasting.
01:35:56
Used to have to open books
01:35:57
and hold them up to the camera in order to, like, shoot presentations.
01:36:01
I did that.
01:36:03
Who Who was that?
01:36:05
I was ACLU.
01:36:08
Christopher Hitchens
01:36:11
personal hero.
01:36:13
More.
01:36:13
More cowbell.
01:36:14
Is that that guy?
01:36:16
Yes. It's Christopher Walken.
01:36:20
Because because of Robin's Winnie the Pooh.
01:36:22
You know, each of the characters in Winnie
01:36:23
the Pooh represent a different malfunction of the kids brain.
01:36:28
One was depression. You know, that was Eeyore.
01:36:30
One was gluttony. That was Pooh.
01:36:33
One was like they were all represented that way was Pooh
01:36:37
is his abnormalities.
01:36:40
His crazy issues.
01:36:43
The reason he had to be medicated,
01:36:48
he's got the cat, the lightning.
01:36:50
He's harnessed.
01:36:51
He's harnessed lightning, and it's Thor or Zuse like, you know,
01:36:56
it was like, you guys,
01:36:59
I'd like a fire keyboard.
01:37:01
That's why you got to clarify.
01:37:03
Put no other guys before me, because then you could,
01:37:06
like, throw in a sun God or like, a little thunderbolt thrower.
01:37:10
Look, here's the here's the behind the scenes,
01:37:11
the actual frequencies that make this shit.
01:37:17
I think it's not very good music.
01:37:21
I think this is more interesting.
01:37:23
It is way more interesting.
01:37:27
Oh, so I don't remember which science center it was, but
01:37:30
they actually have that where it vibrates and makes the waterfall change like that.
01:37:34
So I've seen that in person.
01:37:36
I've seen that in Columbus, Ohio, I believe is the answer to that question.
01:37:41
Or one of the entrances. Yeah.
01:37:43
I've been through there with little kids, so it's very possible we stop.
01:37:46
I was a little kid in Columbus, Ohio, which Columbus, Ohio.
01:37:51
Which is which museum is the center?
01:37:56
I thought it was aerospace, but it might have been
01:37:58
the science you don't you don't want to do in Columbus, Ohio.
01:38:01
True story. Short, not that exciting.
01:38:04
We sat down to eat real late and I was like,
01:38:07
It's 6:00 on a Saturday.
01:38:10
Where the fuck is everybody?
01:38:12
Because it just seemed weird you didn't wait in.
01:38:14
She sat down for dinner at 6:00 on a Saturday
01:38:17
rather than like, on vacation when my kids were little.
01:38:19
Yeah, it was very important to eat together,
01:38:21
but when I'm telling a whole bunch of shit,
01:38:23
sometimes I don't have that luxury nowadays. Thank you for pointing that out.
01:38:25
Making me feel, you know, family dinner is an important tradition.
01:38:29
So anyways, we sat down.
01:38:30
I was like, Where is everybody? And she said the game, duh.
01:38:32
And I was like, The game?
01:38:34
What game?
01:38:34
And we had been in Florida for a week or two weeks, so I didn't remember.
01:38:37
And it turns out we stopped to eat at some Bob Evans in Columbus,
01:38:41
Ohio, with a michigan plate the day state was in town or I'm sorry.
01:38:46
No, no, the big one, the bad.
01:38:48
It's not where you want to be.
01:38:49
You can actually get mugged for that.
01:38:52
So I told her, I go, Oh, we're from Michigan.
01:38:55
Is that going to be a problem?
01:38:56
And she goes, No, not if they win,
01:38:59
right?
01:39:00
So I was like, Kids eat your fucking shit.
01:39:03
Let's get the guy who used to
01:39:07
work.
01:39:08
I don't believe her because, I mean, I we've been in places I've been in Lion's
01:39:11
gear in Philadelphia for a game, Buffalo and dude, as long as you're not a dick.
01:39:16
I mean,
01:39:17
if you're a dick, it doesn't matter if you have
01:39:18
Jesus on your shirt, you're going to get your ass, right?
01:39:21
Yeah.
01:39:21
You're wearing the other team and you're the.
01:39:24
Oh, another story.
01:39:25
I was at a michigan State game rooting for Central because that's where my sister.
01:39:27
It's too much. No, I never say that much, but oops.
01:39:30
Brady.
01:39:31
Yeah, I was full central gear and somebody had, you know,
01:39:34
somebody started friendly shit with me, so I thought it was friendly shit back.
01:39:38
So I don't know, what else would it be?
01:39:41
What else would it be? Other than friendly shit?
01:39:43
These men were so old.
01:39:45
We were sitting so far back and it was fun for about 20 minutes.
01:39:48
And then something weird happened.
01:39:50
Central scored two touchdowns and I turned around and
01:39:54
I went, Oh, you know, I made some comment like you, and it wasn't even batting.
01:39:57
Anybody name nothing, you know, nothing.
01:39:59
They were bad.
01:40:01
No, something started hit me in the back of the head.
01:40:03
They were throwing shit.
01:40:04
And then a guy had came for fucking Rose down, was in my ear.
01:40:08
I don't remember even what he was yelling in my head,
01:40:10
but it was the same thing over.
01:40:11
And over again.
01:40:11
Over and over again.
01:40:12
I'm like, Dude, what is wrong with people?
01:40:15
You guys are in the stands watching two teams play.
01:40:19
Like you have no association to.
01:40:21
Those teams going, I'm watching them.
01:40:23
My son went to one of the schools.
01:40:24
He wasn't sitting with us because he was sitting even then. Okay.
01:40:27
Your son went to one of the schools even then.
01:40:29
How do you have a connection to that?
01:40:30
It's just I don't know, the kids that are on the team.
01:40:33
You don't know the coach.
01:40:34
Were you wearing team colors in the top?
01:40:36
Happen to go there? Dude, I was the whole center. I was
01:40:39
people.
01:40:40
Yeah. Yeah, I
01:40:43
know the enemy.
01:40:44
And he got pissed at me.
01:40:46
It was. I was you, Brady.
01:40:48
It was awesome. I don't. I don't regret.
01:40:50
It was awesome.
01:40:52
But I mean, it was at a point, though, when the guy came down for and started
01:40:56
yelling as loud as he could in my ear, I was like, Dude, turn around, man.
01:40:59
You're playing a mac school.
01:41:00
You're going to end up winning.
01:41:01
Let me enjoy this half, for fuck's sake.
01:41:03
You're losing by ten points and it's a football game.
01:41:06
But yeah, yeah, relax.
01:41:08
I just said, you know, they wanted to end me.
01:41:11
They didn't care about the game.
01:41:12
They even when they won, I was like.
01:41:15
And then all of a sudden over here, a guy who was on my side, it was like he just.
01:41:18
He was just telling me to shut up. I was like,
01:41:20
I wasn't allowed to cheer for my team because it was the visiting team.
01:41:23
They were cheering for their team.
01:41:25
They were just I got so in their head I was, oh,
01:41:27
it was a new game inside of the game.
01:41:28
I didn't care about the football game for the second half.
01:41:31
What I did.
01:41:31
We need a buffer for Brady stories.
01:41:34
Holy crap, this is good.
01:41:35
This is the best segment we've had in weeks.
01:41:38
I feared for my life.
01:41:40
Yeah, I feel you.
01:41:42
So that kind of reminds me.
01:41:43
If you want to follow up, we want to follow up on
01:41:46
I think we have some eclipse follow up from last week.
01:41:48
But if I might to start that here, I'm sure that in adults acting like
01:41:53
like absolute dipshits and children so I'm going,
01:41:56
yeah, this is ridiculous. They
01:42:01
although it sounds like you
01:42:02
might have it muted up lift up around here.
01:42:07
Yeah it is just it is white
01:42:09
everyone here is getting exactly what they came for,
01:42:12
which is just that sense of your place in the universe.
01:42:16
And the crowd goes wild.
01:42:18
Oh, my God.
01:42:20
Well, we got some Baileys before totality.
01:42:24
Yeah, These are grown adults.
01:42:26
There's the crowds of people there cheering
01:42:30
and again, all through life.
01:42:33
But this is about like what?
01:42:36
Like the other side on this, Your pissing me off are these people So,
01:42:40
like, this whole muted so muted your fuck.
01:42:45
It's almost done.
01:42:46
What in the world in Jaws world is worthy of cheering
01:42:51
two planets, three to silence, two giant
01:42:54
two giants that move at the slowest grace of every moment of my life
01:42:58
are lining up in what you telling me all inspiringly broad.
01:43:02
You're an idiot.
01:43:03
Brady's right.
01:43:05
Wait. What I learned from you.
01:43:07
I learned from you that no other from you there, that the
01:43:10
the the distance is the exact disk space when it lines up.
01:43:14
Right. Did I hear that it wasn't an allusion?
01:43:17
Yes. What the fuck do you know?
01:43:19
What do you need to marvel at my penis?
01:43:21
Well, I'm just doing.
01:43:23
No one knows. No.
01:43:24
There people have had mass suicides.
01:43:27
It eclipses who no one's having that conversation.
01:43:30
I learned that from YouTube.
01:43:32
There's a whole bunch of people in a world of hurt because they thought
01:43:34
the world was going to end and they didn't.
01:43:35
In the now they're like, Fuck, we didn't commit suicide.
01:43:38
Yeah, we're stuck with this dude.
01:43:39
If the news was focused on that aspect, if the people there are there
01:43:44
like analyzing that aspect,
01:43:46
then that I would be interested in, They're just going, Oh my God, look,
01:43:50
there's like a thing and the news, the writer,
01:43:53
the is back, like they're marveling at it.
01:43:57
MARTIN No, they're they're just going home.
01:43:59
I'm sorry.
01:44:00
I've I guess maybe it's me being a giant six foot eight.
01:44:05
I've walked into Maya and I've seen somebody out of the corner of my eye.
01:44:08
Just just follow me. You can stand your ground.
01:44:11
You create own eclipse.
01:44:12
And I look over and I see him and he does it and
01:44:17
looks the whole world behind him.
01:44:19
And I look again and he's still looking at me.
01:44:21
And so I just start I just kind of start I shake my head.
01:44:24
And but the best part about that, how tall are you?
01:44:28
Have you ever seen the Empire State Building?
01:44:29
What do you how do you do? You are did you marvel?
01:44:31
I don't I'm not that many people that are taller than me.
01:44:33
I know,
01:44:36
I know.
01:44:36
But in my defense, they were taller than the Empire State Building.
01:44:39
So you should still marvel at that.
01:44:41
My door, if I stand straight up my head, can
01:44:43
touch the threshold of my door, which a the top of your head.
01:44:47
Like you said, my dork, my door can touch the threshold.
01:44:50
That's a long door. Yeah.
01:44:51
I bought my head so many times.
01:44:52
Hair doesn't grow there anymore, right?
01:44:55
Not the sidebar, but going back to it.
01:44:56
Going back to my
01:44:57
I that the best part about that Eclipse video was immediately
01:45:00
following the eclipse earlier.
01:45:01
This video always plays
01:45:06
because it's just a bunch of goats,
01:45:08
just a bunch of baby goats jumping around, a little baby goats jumping around.
01:45:11
So you're I still wonder how view videos, get views
01:45:16
they get tagged on to fucking play after everybody else's video.
01:45:20
Right. You know, you don't go
01:45:23
in there to
01:45:25
bloody the
01:45:28
any of the videos that I've never I haven't done that yet
01:45:31
so you means we're getting a push.
01:45:33
I love something someone, someone wants us to succeed.
01:45:38
We've got an unknown ally
01:45:41
brought up the eclipse.
01:45:42
Oh I haven't had any thumbs up yet.
01:45:43
Okay. Thank God you are going here because I want to go here too.
01:45:46
This is the full video. Yeah. So what?
01:45:49
What in the fuck?
01:45:50
I mean, there's the only place I could find the full video. Yeah, Yeah.
01:45:53
They had to analyze this woman's.
01:45:55
And Have you heard this, Gary?
01:45:57
No, you might not, because you tend to be out of the loop with stuff.
01:46:00
I'm most most
01:46:04
mature to preface the video Deer flag.
01:46:07
What if in my world, somebody in this power that has a podium
01:46:10
and a special ribbon in front of it
01:46:12
for 30 years she's been clearly accolades here, right?
01:46:16
I'm not going I do not to spoil it if you hadn't heard it.
01:46:18
But this is her take on the eclipse in front of students, I believe.
01:46:22
Yeah. It's not my favorite part of no one.
01:46:24
Like stops and the sun within that direction is like.
01:46:27
And then the is
01:46:29
now there's provide.
01:46:31
Oh, near light. Yes.
01:46:34
So but you have the energy of the moon at night
01:46:38
and sometimes you've had the world's full moon.
01:46:41
Sometimes you need to take the opportunity to come out and see a full moon.
01:46:45
Is that complete rounded circle
01:46:48
which is made up mostly of gases, animals around here.
01:46:51
Oh, okay. I went to posit.
01:46:54
I went to pause. That's why the question.
01:46:55
But Fox watch it is what Fox won't let me click on it so oh yeah
01:47:00
like crops it it's very weird one she said what about the moon?
01:47:04
It's mostly gas.
01:47:05
Okay. Is it?
01:47:07
I thought it was cheese.
01:47:09
It's cheese. It's actually made of cheese.
01:47:11
You know, those hollow I live on?
01:47:16
The moon is populated.
01:47:18
This man's never been there.
01:47:20
That's even better.
01:47:20
I shouldn't pause, and I'm not going to keep positive, she said.
01:47:22
It's so gaseous that man can't live there because of that on the moon.
01:47:26
Yeah.
01:47:27
Yeah.
01:47:28
It actually doesn't have enough gas for us to survive,
01:47:31
But that's is a mighty powerful heat
01:47:34
and it's almost impossible.
01:47:37
Oh. Oh, We'll go near the sun.
01:47:39
The moon is more manageable, Chris, And you will see
01:47:44
an open marriage.
01:47:45
We shall see in a couple of years that this is going back to the moon.
01:47:52
Yeah, I thought it was to used to that.
01:47:55
Yeah, I.
01:47:57
I know there's some humorously saying so but we will.
01:48:01
That's not what they're humorously saying. My item is.
01:48:03
No it's not.
01:48:05
You're an idiot.
01:48:06
Human beings astronauts to land on the moon.
01:48:10
I don't think we've been on the moon in the last 50 years.
01:48:12
So we will be landing on the moon.
01:48:14
It's pretty messy today.
01:48:16
Yeah, We'll be the closest distance
01:48:20
that the moon has ever been in the last 20 years.
01:48:25
Which means that's why they will shut the light down,
01:48:28
because they will be close to the earth, which is amazing experience.
01:48:33
And what we are the to was they will shut down. Hey,
01:48:39
what does she know?
01:48:40
Be shut out now?
01:48:41
We don't shut out animals around here to be able to.
01:48:45
Maybe we'll hear some dogs barking at what they are impacted.
01:48:50
But you will go they are impacted will burn because there'll be complete
01:48:54
darkness.
01:48:55
You have the legitimate glasses, will you not?
01:48:58
All right.
01:48:58
We don't need glasses.
01:49:00
One tries to be cute.
01:49:01
And look,
01:49:03
don't try to be cute.
01:49:05
You're muted.
01:49:09
Oh, yeah.
01:49:10
With all of your headphones.
01:49:11
We can't hear you.
01:49:14
You're quiet.
01:49:15
Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're like, wait.
01:49:17
And you're also, like, pitched, right? Only
01:49:22
God damn Brady.
01:49:23
Yeah.
01:49:24
So Sheila Jackson Lee is an American lawyer and politician
01:49:27
who is the US representative for Texas 88/18 District
01:49:32
Congressional District, having served since 1995
01:49:36
oh, sorry.
01:49:38
Yes, she's she's in charge of things like in four has been for a while.
01:49:42
Right. All right,
01:49:46
Houston, we have a problem in
01:49:52
2023, Houston mayoral run.
01:49:54
She ran for mayor in 2023 in Houston.
01:49:58
That's concerning.
01:50:00
Sorry, Brady.
01:50:01
We cannot hear you
01:50:04
now. Yeah, and too quiet.
01:50:05
Way too quiet.
01:50:09
Just move over to Gary.
01:50:10
See it? I'm sure it's still warm.
01:50:12
Yes, we
01:50:15
know.
01:50:16
The others are better with the pinballs.
01:50:18
I'm sorry.
01:50:19
Okay.
01:50:20
All right.
01:50:23
No, it's not.
01:50:24
You're too quiet. It will blow.
01:50:25
Did you have a blow out on here?
01:50:27
Yeah.
01:50:28
Nice attorney and features aural chaos, special mayhem
01:50:34
revealed.
01:50:35
We don't have a show.
01:50:36
If it wasn't for all the malfunctions.
01:50:39
Selection Friday.
01:50:40
Are you playing this or it is playing on its own bunch of white women?
01:50:42
You know the bands superheroes.
01:50:45
This is crazy.
01:50:46
This is absolute madness.
01:50:51
Anarchy taking over.
01:50:53
Chaos is set in
01:50:56
roller clipper City although now so her her
01:51:00
her response to this were on Twitter was so she posted that exact video Sorry guys
01:51:05
I got really hard before the speech of a very clipped a very clipped version.
01:51:11
It was higher than a tight
01:51:14
ends.
01:51:15
And so she says, obviously I misspoke
01:51:17
and meant to say the sun,
01:51:21
but apparently that's all she think she thinks she misspoke about,
01:51:24
but was looking for fun instead of the moon.
01:51:27
Yeah, but as usual, Republicans are focused on stupid things instead of Steph.
01:51:32
That stuff that really matters.
01:51:34
What can I say, though?
01:51:36
Foolish thinkers lust for stupidity,
01:51:39
word crimes
01:51:44
in chief
01:51:45
that she follows up with that and comments on her own post
01:51:49
and says they should be focusing on issues like care, building more for affordable
01:51:54
housing and more reduction of student loan debt as President Joe Biden is.
01:51:58
Those are those are apparently the
01:52:01
in her
01:52:02
mind, the issues that are striking America the most
01:52:05
parental care, building more affordable housing and reduction of student
01:52:09
loan debt.
01:52:10
Those are the pressing issues tackling the world or the country,
01:52:15
according to her.
01:52:16
And then she followed up once more again because she couldn't
01:52:19
just like just just move on.
01:52:22
Also, I care more about these children who would not have experienced
01:52:26
the eclipse in this enthusiastic manner.
01:52:31
All to her, it wouldn't.
01:52:32
They would have absorbed the eclipse, but it wouldn't
01:52:35
be fucking one, two, four, one, two,
01:52:39
three.
01:52:39
And I care more about protecting the rights of women and children
01:52:43
than engaging in this kind of senseless dialog.
01:52:48
One might say that the kind of dialog that is senseless
01:52:51
was the dribble that she mentioned about the the moon in the sun.
01:52:55
But that is her response to
01:52:58
her own video.
01:53:00
What is her response to her own video?
01:53:03
I'm going to have to watch that part of the show. I missed her response.
01:53:05
You will not watch any part of this show, but I'm glad I can hear you again.
01:53:10
I love how you check the white dude.
01:53:14
I didn't the mics fine.
01:53:15
I lost my cable,
01:53:15
which I'm a little bit relieved because that's way fucking cheaper.
01:53:19
Okay, play me the word crimes bumper.
01:53:24
Which one?
01:53:24
I have three felony.
01:53:28
And they need you to make up words crimes.
01:53:31
I don't remember what it was.
01:53:35
Did you guys finish the clip?
01:53:38
Yeah. Yeah.
01:53:40
I mean, yes.
01:53:41
I mean, it's remarkable enough that you can replay it again
01:53:44
and it's it's still got value.
01:53:48
So what I was trying to say
01:53:49
before my mike out is my glasses don't have a father.
01:53:54
Can I still watch?
01:53:55
Because she said legitimate glasses.
01:53:57
My glasses are clearly illegitimate.
01:54:00
Of course,
01:54:00
I lost it, lost a little bit of its punch because it was like 10 minutes ago and
01:54:06
you want your phone cables.
01:54:08
But it was a fun experience. That was great.
01:54:11
She used a lot of the scramble.
01:54:12
She used legitimate wrong.
01:54:15
Yeah. Oh, yeah.
01:54:16
Which was probably one of the smartest things she said.
01:54:19
Right,
01:54:22
Mr. French?
01:54:23
And that's a joke because you will we will be walking you out of here
01:54:26
and we'll be holding your arm unless you're wearing legitimate glasses.
01:54:30
Be able to walk yourself out to say what I'm saying.
01:54:33
This is very serious.
01:54:35
So what you're here for is to see the complete optics.
01:54:38
When I blow the whistle, we're all going out on the field
01:54:41
to be able to experience your whistle.
01:54:45
Yep. That's how it starts.
01:54:47
That's what starts the story.
01:54:50
The guy in Denver, the Denver airport guy.
01:54:53
It's my whistle blower.
01:54:54
So it's a great Segway.
01:54:57
No, it isn't.
01:54:58
Did you ever work our Mount Rushmore of giants, Andre the Giant?
01:55:02
Well, Paul, why
01:55:05
jog and draw?
01:55:07
You got to include the Jolly Green Giant, don't you, Rog?
01:55:11
Jolly green. Yeah, Yeah.
01:55:13
After the Giant and Jack and the Beanstalk have a name.
01:55:18
Wasn't Jack?
01:55:20
No, Jack was just.
01:55:23
I think it was just the Giant.
01:55:24
But then you also Jamie
01:55:27
Foxx was, I think I forgot it.
01:55:30
Paul Bunyan is not it?
01:55:32
Okay, that's up there. I guess everything is relative.
01:55:35
But I always thought he was just a big no, like 25 feet tall.
01:55:40
I thought that was.
01:55:41
But his ox would also be a giant, though.
01:55:44
That's a giant ice giant Beam is actually more offense.
01:55:48
It's babies actually more popular than Paul Bunyan. Any
01:55:52
of this.
01:55:53
You see the pig. The Disney pig.
01:55:56
Yeah.
01:55:57
Maybe from Charlotte's Web.
01:55:59
Yeah.
01:55:59
It's a different it's a different. Babe.
01:56:02
We should go through a whole series where every statement
01:56:04
is a completely different topic, but we just, like, stuck
01:56:07
with the single word or a homonym.
01:56:10
I guess I could tell you.
01:56:12
Okay, now I lost my weed stem.
01:56:13
Oh, random association.
01:56:17
Oh, crap.
01:56:18
You ever play that game where everyone continues in a story
01:56:20
and you're supposed to make sense while ours is just purposely like
01:56:23
we're completely disregarding everything the other person is saying that
01:56:28
you remember that one Star Trek, you mean?
01:56:31
Anyway, Yeah.
01:56:32
There is a tall, fat, skinny, short man.
01:56:36
Star Trek. Star Wars. Same difference.
01:56:39
Yeah. No, it isn't one's fantasy.
01:56:41
One science fiction. Oh, you want me to read something?
01:56:44
You. He's setting you up at the nerd.
01:56:45
He has a new nerd button he wants to use.
01:56:47
Oh, nerd
01:56:53
dude,
01:56:58
there it is.
01:57:02
What?
01:57:03
I mean, hold up the book.
01:57:04
Well, wait.
01:57:07
I just want to do something.
01:57:09
Do we have a comments segment lined up?
01:57:12
No. Big.
01:57:14
No. Did anybody do any show prep?
01:57:18
I got to mind.
01:57:20
Yeah.
01:57:23
Here we go.
01:57:24
So we're going back to Giants.
01:57:26
This is what we were talking about earlier.
01:57:27
Think ready for Leno Scream?
01:57:31
Hey versus Michael here?
01:57:33
Ten centimeters, About four inches.
01:57:37
This is how much taller on average
01:57:40
people are today than they were 150 years ago.
01:57:45
Okay.
01:57:45
Better nutrition and medical care
01:57:47
early in life has allowed us to better take advantage of the blueprint.
01:57:51
This guy's like your hairstyle, your plan.
01:57:53
No plans for just how big a healthy human.
01:57:57
I noticed it.
01:57:58
Given an optimal environment in terms of height, those plans
01:58:02
rarely exceed seven feet six inches.
01:58:06
But individuals with endocrine disorders.
01:58:09
He's not stealing your sexuality, though.
01:58:11
I I'm pretty sure brain can experience growth that occurs more rapidly
01:58:15
and for a longer period of time than usual.
01:58:18
For instance, Igor Ivanov convinced, our oh eight inches
01:58:24
Tallest Man, that was one of the best PCs I've ever taken in my life.
01:58:27
A tall, intriguing person anywhere on Earth stand.
01:58:30
And Poussin.
01:58:31
Anybody who's over 50 knows a little bit what that means.
01:58:34
Also holds the Guinness World Record.
01:58:35
I didn't have to stand and lean over at all at the end,
01:58:38
but the tall really person ever officially recorded was Robert
01:58:42
Wadlow Didn't find my Weeds, the somewhat more adult male,
01:58:47
when he entered kindergarten at the age of five
01:58:51
when he died in 1940 at the age of 22, he was eight foot two.
01:58:56
WADLOW Well, you don't have full screen going to
01:58:59
is for all its history.
01:59:01
See, on him being a lame can that's done year your haircut one of these.
01:59:07
I love this guy.
01:59:08
Size variation that way is fascinating.
01:59:11
But yes, the maximum vile homophobe
01:59:14
how it was a different can buck and I hate being a skeptic.
01:59:18
Hold on. How big are you? Yeah, I get it.
01:59:22
It was this is a role
01:59:23
that was an oral can when I was littler ones that are more straight.
01:59:26
You use a ten ounce cans versus a 12 cans just to make it look more exaggerated.
01:59:31
I would.
01:59:33
I would, but that's dishonest.
01:59:35
I don't like doing dishonest.
01:59:37
Everything should be on the up and up all the time.
01:59:39
You have too much faith in humanity is what you would tell me.
01:59:43
I fuck. Yeah, I do.
01:59:46
So stupid.
01:59:49
Same thing I said.
01:59:50
I agree with you, but we're both wrong.
01:59:53
Right?
01:59:57
So I missed the reference
01:59:59
match where we say, Well,
02:00:02
I would agree with you, but we'd both be wrong.
02:00:06
Were we looking at a whale shoot out a human scuba diver?
02:00:09
I leave the time nor the crayons to make you understand.
02:00:14
Unless it's shit is on its back.
02:00:16
And that's the blue whale, right?
02:00:19
Isn't that little divot at the top?
02:00:20
It's a470 7000.
02:00:23
It's certainly not a fake.
02:00:24
What would the of space blue, the biggest color
02:00:27
or the purpose of a fin that size on that side of a whale?
02:00:30
Do it my tiniest little fin over a slight steering theory
02:00:34
size is limited by simple
02:00:37
any any amount of I mean you stick your hand in the water, it's
02:00:40
going to slowly make it make your boat turn, grow a few inches taller.
02:00:45
You're going to using it.
02:00:46
I want seconds.
02:00:47
So that's it depends Like if you were on a cruise ship
02:00:50
and you stuck your hand in the water, I don't think it would make any
02:00:52
but a different. Your hand will get wet.
02:00:53
I'll give you that. But it might not turn the ship.
02:00:56
If you're in a canoe, maybe it would turn the ship, but only slightly.
02:01:03
So I think there's the word minuscule.
02:01:06
I think almost means doesn't matter, right?
02:01:08
Yeah.
02:01:09
Roundabout to zero.
02:01:11
Words matter, words matter. So.
02:01:14
Oh, so if you run into the nearest million zero views last week.
02:01:19
Agreed.
02:01:22
Just I've got a take on Yano.
02:01:25
Yeah. The first.
02:01:26
Yeah.
02:01:26
Is I am in full agreement.
02:01:28
No is the answer.
02:01:31
Yeah Yeah, you're right.
02:01:32
No is a correct answer. I don't know.
02:01:35
I've been hearing that so much from people now that I'm aware of it.
02:01:38
Yeah, it loses.
02:01:40
Brianna on TV or what? Not TV.
02:01:42
What does it say? I just dated myself. What's the screen card?
02:01:45
This computer monitor on streaming, whatever we call videos that we watch.
02:01:48
A lot of people say, you know, I think it's
02:01:51
became
02:01:52
a lot of people make fun of, yeah, no,
02:01:55
it's your brain just taking a second to think before you say something.
02:01:58
And you're worried that especially on this show,
02:02:00
if you take any bit of silence, somebody is going to fill.
02:02:02
Yeah, fill it up.
02:02:04
So like, Yeah, No, Jamie.
02:02:05
Well, wait, I shall.
02:02:06
A jet is what we should say.
02:02:10
Should, should have you so below back to.
02:02:13
Yes, you should not.
02:02:14
No. We have another apology and the jaw was gone for the Mount Rushmore.
02:02:18
I'm dying to hear his Mount Rushmore giants.
02:02:22
I've changed my.
02:02:23
Can I change my answer?
02:02:25
You're.
02:02:27
You're
02:02:29
pilgrimage.
02:02:30
I don't know.
02:02:32
Yes. No.
02:02:33
Could you repeat the question?
02:02:35
How many guests do I get? Okay.
02:02:38
I get an honorable mention of fifth round.
02:02:40
Mount Rushmore
02:02:42
is jolly green fits in there.
02:02:46
Whatever they God
02:02:47
Johnny cycle, the giant robot
02:02:51
I Now I do know I have the whole bit talking about Clifford the Big Red Dog.
02:02:55
Is that kind of the giant
02:02:56
or is that just a obviously are dragons are giant lizards.
02:03:00
It's a giant dog. It's a big red dog.
02:03:03
Alex Oh, it's okay.
02:03:06
I'll take relative for one.
02:03:08
You're not
02:03:08
slighting Clifford by not including him because he's not in the category.
02:03:12
It'd be a category error or what?
02:03:16
Why does that say, Why did that say pantomime of Jack
02:03:19
and the Beanstalk?
02:03:23
There's a giant panda that again.
02:03:27
What's he like?
02:03:29
It's not important of.
02:03:31
Is he a dog or is his back when he's underwater,
02:03:35
does he get wet or does the water get to him instead?
02:03:39
Nobody knows.
02:03:43
Wow. Guy,
02:03:44
a man trying on and tying a tiny tooth back in the day.
02:03:49
They have and it looks like triangle woman
02:03:52
triangles and
02:03:56
by the way.
02:03:57
Oh, crap. Great.
02:03:59
I love it.
02:04:03
What is this,
02:04:04
some kind of Looney Tunes reply and universe?
02:04:07
Tony Jones. It's not a rip off.
02:04:10
You still haven't caught on that one.
02:04:11
I, I, I may have heard about a you an offshoot that looks like Donald Duck.
02:04:17
I mean, Daffy Duck when the Happy Land
02:04:22
Lucky Duck,
02:04:24
who is like the grandson of
02:04:27
I would go on the record as saying this is way better way better lives
02:04:32
his life in a garbage can person man,
02:04:35
is he different or is he a man?
02:04:38
Does he want to because he's the original dad and they might be giants degrading.
02:04:43
Oh, this is a real song.
02:04:45
And yeah, for the band they might be drawing a man trying on
02:04:50
and trying to sing all the same words, the same way, like a pushover.
02:04:54
And this is, you know, it's like, you know, this is worse than that song
02:04:58
over the wicked vibrations.
02:05:01
But the other they make a giant sound.
02:05:06
As to popular songs, this is one of them.
02:05:09
The other one is and they also had alluding to
02:05:11
or a tiny tunes reference as well.
02:05:14
Son of a bitch.
02:05:15
I have a little bit of punk rock in me, and anytime
02:05:18
I hear the word popular song, I automatically know I'm going to hate it.
02:05:21
Oh, this one is,
02:05:24
you know this yet?
02:05:25
Do I?
02:05:26
You really think I do? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah.
02:05:30
I honestly do not need to wait for it.
02:05:37
I mean,
02:05:38
I don't really think it's called this damn blood or good.
02:05:41
It's Constantinople.
02:05:42
Well, is that even before that? Yes, it was.
02:05:45
What's it called now? Lebanon.
02:05:48
No, no, not true.
02:05:50
So, like, that was a joke.
02:05:52
I think Lebanon has been been renamed.
02:05:55
No, no, there's still a Lebanon. Yes.
02:05:59
But in Beirut, the beautiful place to visit your
02:06:03
of the kosher time slot.
02:06:05
You know what?
02:06:06
Since the show started, I wonder if there's still a title.
02:06:10
Never mind.
02:06:11
You can go for what's still a guy you're kidding, right?
02:06:14
I wonder if there's still a Gaza.
02:06:17
Oh, all right.
02:06:19
They might be giants.
02:06:21
Yeah. I didn't like the Giants.
02:06:23
I've never heard that song before in my life.
02:06:26
Dear Flag. Oh.
02:06:36
A month ago, I reconnected with a woman.
02:06:39
Fran, by the way, I have known since seventh grade.
02:06:43
We both divorced I 20 years.
02:06:45
Fran four years with two grown children and lived 90 minutes apart.
02:06:49
We've enjoyed
02:06:51
our upon hour of telephone conversations and have spent two weeks together.
02:06:55
We have been very emotionally intimate,
02:06:58
but not sexually by choice
02:07:01
as to not just distort the purity of our relationship.
02:07:06
My problem is.
02:07:08
Fran well, you've had two you have children, so there's no purity,
02:07:13
whatever my problem is.
02:07:15
Fran, a large, high energy dog that has free roam of her home and her bed.
02:07:23
Goliath travels with her virtually everywhere
02:07:26
she goes, including when she visits me.
02:07:30
Goliath is good natured and extremely fond of me,
02:07:33
but I don't have pets, nor do I care to have her dog.
02:07:35
Jump onto the furniture and sleep with us in my bed.
02:07:39
She thinks it's cute,
02:07:40
but Goliath sheds black hair all over the place, including in my bed.
02:07:45
I have white bed linens, so
02:07:48
the contrast makes all the more obvious.
02:07:51
I care deeply for Fran and will likely be an exclusive,
02:07:54
meaningful relationship with her for a long time.
02:07:58
But I don't want her dog to be the reason for anger and frustration.
02:08:02
How do I potentially enforce any restrictions?
02:08:05
Her beloved pet without possibly creating friction between us over Goliath just by
02:08:12
Sinai's vacuuming again?
02:08:15
Hey, back to me again.
02:08:17
You got to choose the dog or get out
02:08:20
because the dog is a package deal and I'm as a dog lover.
02:08:25
Screw you.
02:08:28
What the dog.
02:08:28
The dog doing
02:08:31
is jumping on you when you're, like, intimate,
02:08:36
either get over it or puppy.
02:08:39
What if the dog is in the bed and kind of like hinders a moment?
02:08:44
I like what you're doing with my balls.
02:08:45
I don't want anything with your balls.
02:08:47
No, but that's where I said sometimes. A little bit.
02:08:50
I do experience a little bit that in my own personal nature
02:08:52
where it's like, if this fucking dog wasn't in the bed,
02:08:56
you know what?
02:08:57
You got to fuck.
02:08:57
Like, you ever heard the expression fuck, like the dog's watching?
02:09:01
I haven't either.
02:09:02
I just.
02:09:02
I try to just go walking the dog.
02:09:05
I have to do it.
02:09:07
They talked about
02:09:10
seventh grade was what How old was he at the time?
02:09:12
Was there because I think you mentioned pedophilia 14.
02:09:17
When you mentioned pedophilia,
02:09:19
their story, the person in the story said that they were story.
02:09:22
Were you listening to you or he nurse in seventh grade?
02:09:26
No, I mean,
02:09:26
they were both in seventh grade or was he 24 and she was in seventh grade.
02:09:30
We knew. Right.
02:09:31
That's a good point.
02:09:32
He doesn't say that's probably like
02:09:33
I've known her since seventh grade, is all he says.
02:09:35
Seventh grade.
02:09:37
All right.
02:09:37
So she could have been six and two.
02:09:41
There was another that he said something about consensual intimacy.
02:09:45
So they So he chose not to rape her.
02:09:47
Is that the alternative to that can be very weird and very
02:09:51
we have been very emotionally intimate, but not sexually.
02:09:54
So what does that know before?
02:09:56
Not only you said something about bye bye,
02:10:00
just like phone sex or it was accidental.
02:10:02
Intentionally.
02:10:03
Oh, I emotionally intimate, but not super.
02:10:07
Ultimately, we we came emotionally, but not sexually.
02:10:13
No, I got a I got an emotional boner that
02:10:17
somebody that sort of means
02:10:20
you can put your feelings in somebody and then your penis.
02:10:23
That's what she's saying.
02:10:24
But they did.
02:10:25
I I've got an emotional boner for this podcast.
02:10:28
I think the reason, though was because she was in seventh grade,
02:10:36
uh, and that I'm not fucking her because she's in seventh grade.
02:10:39
I'm not knuckleball dude. I don't.
02:10:42
You can't show that.
02:10:42
Even on Rumble.
02:10:46
I was there.
02:10:48
Why do you have that? What is that?
02:10:51
Or why is that sitting back there with the Star Wars characters?
02:10:55
Oh, I actually took apart the one of the late sabers and the the
02:10:59
the corrosion from the battery through one of the wires.
02:11:04
I actually two the positive and the negative, the red and the black
02:11:08
and it's all disconnected.
02:11:09
So my one of my let's say resort is doesn't work
02:11:15
this is one of those
02:11:17
little words of listen, guys, it's getting a little late for me.
02:11:21
You got the friggin comments or anything.
02:11:25
Do you have a good segment?
02:11:26
Can you spin the wheel one more, Dear Vlad, you all right?
02:11:30
You're fired. You?
02:11:33
I think.
02:11:33
I think we were just given an ultimatum.
02:11:36
Dear flag.
02:11:37
I recently
02:11:39
launched the clip,
02:11:41
sent?
02:11:42
Where's my bumper?
02:11:44
I was hitting it over and over again.
02:11:45
I was complaining that it was working.
02:11:46
Just assume that nothing's working today.
02:11:49
Okay, good.
02:11:50
I recently I recently reconnected with an acquaintance
02:11:53
who has now become a dear friend.
02:11:55
I have at least one meal a week with her and her family.
02:11:58
I suffer from my cell phone near me.
02:12:01
So funny myself. Okay.
02:12:04
There they are.
02:12:04
Always me.
02:12:05
Sophia Leonia sounds and sounds me Okay, Well, no, it's a thing.
02:12:09
I'm not going to tell you what it is, but but don't you figure it up.
02:12:13
And they are always I think Draw has a tune
02:12:15
I wrote asking if the volume is too loud on the TV or whatever.
02:12:20
So it's a
02:12:21
to noises is essentially if you want to just break it down to its bare bones.
02:12:25
However, while we are eating, there is a lot of lip smacking
02:12:29
and mouth chewing by my friend and his 17 year old daughter.
02:12:33
It's the second time you said this one.
02:12:35
I love them and I try to ignore it, but it's extremely difficult.
02:12:39
I remember my friend doing this 20 years ago when we were teenagers.
02:12:43
Teenagers, you know, children.
02:12:45
When your kids, you know, understand these types of whatever,
02:12:48
I know it's not my
02:12:49
place, but is there anything that can be said?
02:12:52
I worry about this girl heading off to college soon
02:12:54
with such a deplorable table manners.
02:12:58
They are otherwise wonderful and amazing friends
02:13:01
find cares too much in New York.
02:13:05
Etiquette is like conjugation.
02:13:07
Like if if you get it right, no one notices.
02:13:11
But if you get it wrong,
02:13:14
you're going to stand out
02:13:16
like looking at you.
02:13:17
Brady
02:13:20
Oh, no, I'm just saying
02:13:21
when you need to pull out a sandwich and start munching, right?
02:13:24
No jurors obviously talking about how you eat out a burger and the like,
02:13:29
but if you intentionally ate before the show
02:13:33
and it made the show start 8 minutes late, so so there's that.
02:13:37
Well, not only just the 8 minutes,
02:13:39
but I'm behind on everything and everything is failing.
02:13:42
It just it's a I'm never going to eat.
02:13:44
I'm never going to eat before food for the show again.
02:13:47
Oh, it's a superstition when I do a show about superstition,
02:13:51
we should I did sneak two crackers and I do have comments cued up,
02:13:55
so don't fucking drop some Mike and then leave it to me and my little cast.
02:13:59
Hello and welcome to the show.
02:14:01
Oh, here's my spot. Here's my response to that.
02:14:04
Dear FLAPJACKS,
02:14:05
I really thought this tip was something that didn't deserve to be expressed.
02:14:09
But unfortunately, I have heard her behind
02:14:14
a couple of bikini models over the last sort of month.
02:14:17
So much so that I thought, look, this is even happening once to me
02:14:21
is enough to feel like I just want to throw my little $0.02 in
02:14:25
and give my recommendation and then step the heck out.
02:14:28
Because as you know, the show, my online podcasting course quit school.
02:14:32
That's cool.
02:14:35
And good luck with that bitch.
02:14:41
Yeah.
02:14:43
High quality professional.
02:14:45
Who did she think she's talking to?
02:14:48
You know what happened?
02:14:48
I do, but I'm not
02:15:16
like I've read this before.
02:15:21
I clicked on it.
02:15:22
I didn't make it.
02:15:23
This was good.
02:15:25
I like the way she says eating.
02:15:27
I like.
02:15:28
I couldn't even understand that she was saying eating because she's like
02:15:31
the whole podcast is all she's reminding me
02:15:36
is that I have food in front of me and it makes me hungry.
02:15:41
Young Milton's
02:15:44
So we have so many comments
02:15:48
allowed to say anymore because that what is a woman?
02:15:51
What is it something about an X and Y chromosome to me,
02:15:54
but not this world anymore. What about when you get old?
02:15:56
My grandpa used to tell me I don't even recognize this world,
02:15:59
but I totally understand what he means now.
02:16:03
That was weird,
02:16:07
but it's going the wrong order.
02:16:09
You mentioned something about the comments are all fucked up.
02:16:11
Yeah, there are.
02:16:12
You see, I go to that. Go to the news first. Yeah.
02:16:14
And then you can.
02:16:15
I don't know why I hate every single comment section of everything
02:16:18
you have to like.
02:16:19
Tell it to show you all of them.
02:16:21
It'll tell you like most relevant.
02:16:23
And it's like, what does that even being relevant?
02:16:25
Do you know why?
02:16:26
Because they don't want you to read all the comments.
02:16:28
They want you to read the comments that fit their narrative.
02:16:30
And and it's whatever whatever is, whatever the women's of the day,
02:16:34
they're going to make, you're going to say or not say what's what's against that?
02:16:37
Yeah, that explains our our multiple views.
02:16:40
We were getting a push Why are we getting a push? By the way?
02:16:44
Wonder why I gee, I wonder
02:16:47
why is someone so with what is a woman.
02:16:50
Ah, what is a woman?
02:16:51
Clip Big old panda br
02:16:55
said What is someone with x, x, y,
02:16:58
z y y x x, y or z x y y.
02:17:01
Since there are only two genders, what are those people who
02:17:05
Oh don't about them?
02:17:09
Do you have people before we show the other?
02:17:11
Do you have any comment on the x x. Yeah.
02:17:14
Well, but what you just stated that's a female.
02:17:19
Isn't that a hermaphrodite.
02:17:20
No, that was a female.
02:17:22
She just described a female.
02:17:24
So. Mark. Mark.
02:17:25
Mr. Murs. Juicy.
02:17:28
Oh, oh, careful,
02:17:31
careful.
02:17:33
Yeah.
02:17:35
We're just going to ignore that. Okay.
02:17:36
But he said intersex and having nothing to do with the issue
02:17:39
of transgender whatsoever.
02:17:41
So apparently those are intersex.
02:17:44
Okay, Intersex.
02:17:45
Okay.
02:17:45
And then of course, big old panda bear replied back again.
02:17:49
Oh good.
02:17:50
He said There are only two genders, but when I bring up
02:17:53
the silence you folks use, you have an answer too.
02:17:57
There are more than two Ha must be propaganda
02:18:01
and not actual facts and facts don't care about your feelings.
02:18:04
Scientifically.
02:18:04
There are more than two genders.
02:18:08
I agree with you on that issue, man.
02:18:11
I feel like I have feelings now.
02:18:13
Nice, he said. Nice try though.
02:18:16
So I asked.
02:18:16
I ask big panda bear, which is I'm sure I'm watching the show
02:18:20
because just watch clips.
02:18:22
Right?
02:18:22
What are the other? More than one
02:18:26
more than male and female, man and woman.
02:18:28
What are they called?
02:18:29
Because I've heard of intersex, but that's a combination of male and female
02:18:32
or female and male hermaphrodite or No,
02:18:35
there really are very rare people that are born with both
02:18:39
as a hermaphrodite, but there's also ones then that I looked up.
02:18:43
I forgot. Now what?
02:18:44
I'm stupid because I don't remember anything but the x, x, y and z y
02:18:47
in the x x x y are all different versions of intersex that can have.
02:18:52
They can create testosterone like a man, but b a female.
02:18:55
And they have different.
02:18:57
I think the overall thing there is that they
02:18:59
you can never have one that can impregnate itself.
02:19:02
So it either has the ovary eggs that can produce baby or it has semen
02:19:07
that can produce that then needs to be it needs a fertilized egg.
02:19:11
Even if it's a hybrid, it's still sway
02:19:14
to one or the other in that aspect.
02:19:17
I've got nipples.
02:19:18
Greg, can you milk me? Exactly. Exactly.
02:19:21
You can absolutely claim that they can give they claim
02:19:24
that they can give hormones to men and they can excrete,
02:19:28
excrete something that is not milk, but could be considered milk.
02:19:32
And apparently that is what they're doing in certain
02:19:36
transgender avenues.
02:19:38
I was looking at the different colors of milk in Star Wars movies in episode four,
02:19:42
a new Hope.
02:19:43
The milk was blue, but later on, like 30 years later,
02:19:47
Mark Hamill, as Luke Skywalker was drinking a green milk
02:19:51
that he actually harvested himself through with this whole thing Really?
02:19:56
Yeah, yeah.
02:19:58
Wild thing. And he drank the green milk.
02:20:00
So I'm going to imitate the green milk at my party on May four.
02:20:03
Here, you guys, are you going to go to the party on May 4th?
02:20:07
Would you say it was like the giant guard is really
02:20:13
hard guard because,
02:20:17
hey, did you guys see the box?
02:20:20
Complete series of retard?
02:20:22
Holy crap.
02:20:24
That woman got half a boner right now.
02:20:27
I really like the woman's direction.
02:20:29
Is that the newest Star Trek series?
02:20:31
Go ahead, play the nerd thing. I'm still going to ask.
02:20:33
My favorite thing is that the star or there's a few going on, aren't there?
02:20:37
There's a couple as low as 100.
02:20:40
They're having a more or. No,
02:20:43
no, it's Cinco de Mayo.
02:20:44
So back these wonderful comments.
02:20:49
Know the question that we should all be asking ourselves is twofold.
02:20:54
One is, he writes, I like staring at civilization.
02:21:00
The answer is yes, of course he's right about that.
02:21:03
The second question we should ask is
02:21:05
then why are we destroying those Christian foundations?
02:21:08
Is why when we're talking, sex is a cultural question.
02:21:10
The question that we should all be asking ourselves is too often how fast?
02:21:14
He says, Is he right that our civilization rests on Christian foundations?
02:21:20
And the answer is yes, of course. Yes, sorry about that.
02:21:22
The second question we should ask is why?
02:21:28
It's just repeating, right?
02:21:30
Yeah, that's it.
02:21:30
If you watch if you watch the show, you should already know that
02:21:35
I like I know that,
02:21:39
he said.
02:21:39
Ben Jargon is Revenge of the Nerds on steroids.
02:21:41
I thought Revenge of the Nerds. Yeah. Good movie.
02:21:43
I don't get that.
02:21:44
He didn't say with nerds on steroids, is he?
02:21:46
He's saying he's making fun of nerds bullying nerds.
02:21:49
I don't think that's fair or pretty.
02:21:51
You you've heard everything from pagan roots. Some. Yeah.
02:21:53
Some of these comments you're going to really, really
02:21:55
like Gary if you get me because I'm against Christianity.
02:21:58
But Christianity borrowed everything from pagan roots.
02:22:03
Yep, Yep.
02:22:05
No Christians should be given this liar spawn
02:22:08
of the Devil Synagogue of Satan any attention.
02:22:12
So yeah. Yeah.
02:22:14
Getting guys that are doing wrong, man.
02:22:18
You know, because I want to.
02:22:19
I want to make it in this world, man.
02:22:22
I'm not going to make it in this world.
02:22:25
Bill Bulger's found a moment to blame the left leftists.
02:22:28
Of course, it's always the leftists or the racist agree with you,
02:22:30
but they don't club called leftists and conservatives.
02:22:34
Why aren't they called rightists?
02:22:36
Because
02:22:38
then always the right wing if I pretend to.
02:22:40
Oh, this reminds me of somebody I know.
02:22:42
Ben always starts an argument by pretending something his fault,
02:22:44
something that is false is true and then quickly moving to
02:22:47
something based on that lie.
02:22:50
Oh, no kidding.
02:22:52
That's harsh.
02:22:53
Here's I think this is comment. You.
02:22:55
Oh, a Jew.
02:22:56
Oh, no.
02:22:57
This is this is definitely going to get flagged comment of the week.
02:23:00
Zuckerberg Turbo Duck had to simply says he's a Jew.
02:23:03
That's what they do is how you decide what are the what I just call him a Jew.
02:23:09
No, but they call them total Jews.
02:23:11
It's not a negative term.
02:23:12
No. Calling somebody embraces that.
02:23:15
But when we're saying it like the N-word is.
02:23:17
Hey, that's right.
02:23:18
That's what he does. That's the bad part. He's.
02:23:23
He's a Jew.
02:23:24
He's a Jew. Yeah.
02:23:27
You know.
02:23:28
What is that? What do you do?
02:23:30
Because he would you imagine sympathy for some dessert?
02:23:32
Religion that has nothing to do with whites.
02:23:36
And when you mention
02:23:37
or the Bible, people freak out and you go, Man,
02:23:41
ask the Jews who hates Christianity,
02:23:45
What are people I'm sorry, spitting
02:23:49
or the new favorite comment with a yes, it starts with a yes no.
02:23:53
Okay, so I excuse it as giving your yes, excuse it
02:23:56
as giving your brain a moment to think.
02:23:58
But how do we know that when somebody types, it really is being a listener?
02:24:03
They must be a regular listener.
02:24:05
That's great.
02:24:06
Good job. So listener.
02:24:08
No, I don't want to hear the word rabbi Christianity from this Zionist shill.
02:24:12
They write
02:24:14
about you.
02:24:15
Gary reads. The comments Don't let them fool you.
02:24:18
Oh wait, we have. I was.
02:24:19
I don't even know all of you.
02:24:21
The comments I saw that one I know of like a C,
02:24:25
C and a forward on an email.
02:24:28
Greek was the basis of civilization, not Christianity.
02:24:32
I am that footnote.
02:24:33
That's what he meant before Christ.
02:24:35
Oh, okay do you think we have to agree
02:24:37
for Christianity that I think our modern government structure
02:24:41
and our cities are Greek based, aren't they,
02:24:47
though?
02:24:47
Yeah. No, I wanted to just yell.
02:24:50
No, but it's.
02:24:51
Yeah, yeah. No, no.
02:24:53
You know, you know.
02:24:55
So if Ben says all this does this is my perspective.
02:24:58
If Ben says all this, it's also Lord Laura being Dan is.
02:25:01
Why isn't Ben Christian if he identify, if he thinks the world
02:25:05
be right, If he's mostly cycling, he's partial.
02:25:08
Yeah, it's, yeah, it's weird because there is
02:25:11
there is a commonality between Jews and Christians of Catholics, though.
02:25:15
They killed the Savior, but they're still the Catholics
02:25:18
believe in the Old Testament.
02:25:19
So the Jews at least go, okay, you believe in half of the story.
02:25:22
So yeah, yeah.
02:25:24
With that 30% Jew, that turning point is critical.
02:25:29
I mean,
02:25:29
it is, it is very much it's, it's
02:25:33
you but it's not like it's not like they ignore it.
02:25:37
We don't ignore almost kill him because he wasn't Jewish.
02:25:40
We don't ignore it. Yeah.
02:25:41
Because he elevated the shit.
02:25:44
You're like I'm the representative of the because the shooter that was in people,
02:25:47
he's like, I'm not the chosen people and the chosen one.
02:25:49
They're like, Whoa, that's too far. You got to go.
02:25:51
Yeah, that's the most being the most
02:25:54
actual blasphemy, right?
02:25:57
Heresy.
02:25:58
Even the most journalist in the room.
02:26:00
I was like, That's a higher level of blasphemy.
02:26:02
I'm don't have heresy here.
02:26:05
I still don't much area.
02:26:08
Where's that? The comments that were insulting.
02:26:11
So this touch here's this touch grass again.
02:26:13
Okay.
02:26:14
I thought it meant go outside,
02:26:15
but it doesn't mean like get fucked and go outside.
02:26:17
I thought that's like, hey, go do something like go outside,
02:26:20
breathe some fucking air.
02:26:21
Go like, like, do something or figure it out.
02:26:23
But I always I've never looked it up. The
02:26:26
cause I just find it.
02:26:27
Too many people have said that too many times.
02:26:29
Take a hike, go fly a kite.
02:26:32
Right? Yeah.
02:26:33
It's just kind of like, okay, fine.
02:26:35
I don't mind. Spent it.
02:26:36
Let's. Let's go.
02:26:37
Go Play does go on a long walk down a short pier.
02:26:41
Yeah, I've heard.
02:26:42
Definitely go to go play those golf.
02:26:43
I love that in the music.
02:26:45
When somebody starts playing music and you don't want them
02:26:47
to like somebody sits down at your piano.
02:26:49
Yeah, you always ask them, Hey, do you know long ago and far away,
02:26:53
like especially far away sits down at your piano.
02:26:56
What are you talking about?
02:26:58
Kind of since telling your piano dummy.
02:27:00
What kind world do you live in, man?
02:27:02
Don't you have people that come over and disturb everyone as a piano?
02:27:05
Everyone you know piano.
02:27:07
Everyone should have a friggin piano ready to play.
02:27:10
Okay.
02:27:11
Apparently, Brady thinks everyone has pianos just sitting on their front room.
02:27:14
I want to play. I like.
02:27:16
I went to the wrong house in Royal Oak for Christmas,
02:27:19
and they invited me in because they had a grand piano in the front room.
02:27:23
It was their neighbor.
02:27:25
You sit down the piano in the front room.
02:27:28
It was it looked so similar that I just walked in, but they greeted
02:27:31
me, welcomed me in and said, Come by if the party is boring over there.
02:27:37
This like what? I just get invited
02:27:40
by showing
02:27:40
up the wrong place because they all have pianos.
02:27:44
I don't have a piano, an operational piano function ready to go,
02:27:50
so I don't believe it, except when I worked at the mall one time.
02:27:55
I worked at the mall more than one time, but one day,
02:27:58
whatever, I ran out, I ran out to my car.
02:28:01
I sat in it, I got in it. And it was really weird.
02:28:03
It was weird, you know, You were a little weird.
02:28:07
I tried to put my key in and I was like, holy.
02:28:08
As soon as the key did.
02:28:10
No. Oh, my God, my car.
02:28:12
And when I got out, it was a much darker maroon instead of mine.
02:28:14
I mean, it was obvious that I actually saw that.
02:28:17
I actually sat in it.
02:28:18
That was where someone else,
02:28:19
I think I think you're making up the wrong story, but I think it's plausible.
02:28:23
But I open the door of the car before the driver where I was so happy.
02:28:30
Oh, that's the weird part, I think is because it was so clean.
02:28:33
I oh, here's the car now.
02:28:36
But I didn't when I was younger.
02:28:37
I tell you're like, yeah, it was nice.
02:28:41
And therefore I,
02:28:46
I got out of it so quick because I could not
02:28:47
imagine the next confrontation if somebody saw me getting in their car.
02:28:50
I'm like, Oh, fuck.
02:28:52
And then what, am I going to stay or go to the wrong car?
02:28:54
Doug They're going to make fucking like, Please go.
02:28:56
Look, man, look,
02:28:58
look. There's my car, right?
02:29:00
The the Brady story.
02:29:01
The first Brady story of ever was the greatest.
02:29:05
I thought Brady was going to get his ass kicked in the stadium.
02:29:08
The second Brady story.
02:29:09
No, we got to get my stories.
02:29:11
And this one, too. I got out of the car right?
02:29:13
I was already thinking, what am I going to cover?
02:29:17
And you know what?
02:29:17
If somebody's getting in and out of my car, I don't wait for an explanation.
02:29:20
So I was I'm like, this is not good.
02:29:25
I mean, you made the right you made the right choice, I think.
02:29:28
But I mean, everybody has a choice.
02:29:31
So just take choices.
02:29:43
Say it
02:29:44
to all the Brady.
02:29:47
I don't have a clip.
02:29:48
I just have comments. Okay, I got it.
02:29:51
Then let's see what we go. More in the comments. Oh, man.
02:29:53
I comment.
02:29:55
The more you do, the less I know this is a disc golf video,
02:29:59
but the very beginning is back in Easy's garage and turd is there
02:30:04
the starter to know Yeah this is no
02:30:08
yes now we are we are pretty drunk and.
02:30:12
I don't believe that for a second I want it you know
02:30:15
though my Yeah that would excuse my tonality
02:30:18
but what I am accusing Gary of here is something that I accuse.
02:30:23
Okay. I know I like this conversation. Yeah.
02:30:25
Oh, fuck. Well, I mean, sure.
02:30:29
So this guy, bro, I surely.
02:30:30
But it just having a yes because he was talking around.
02:30:34
No. Yes. Yes.
02:30:36
No. You also mentioned the small people turd and turds appendages you.
02:30:40
So this is also ties, right? Right.
02:30:42
Uh huh.
02:30:43
No. Well, I mean sure
02:30:47
there is a great
02:30:49
you that but no, not at all.
02:30:52
Why don't I feel watching this?
02:30:53
Are we watching somebody with some serious problems?
02:30:55
What's happening? No, he's right.
02:30:59
He says I might be small and have small hands and even giggly.
02:31:02
Everybody says it's the same.
02:31:05
And so he's he's.
02:31:06
He's reading his lyrics and he goes, this girl go on to say.
02:31:09
And he he messes up and he goes, Fuck.
02:31:13
And we all go, No, no, Gary would not say fuck.
02:31:16
Like that's the joke there, right?
02:31:20
And here we go.
02:31:21
Gary we would not say fuck your Hey,
02:31:26
he said the other day I thought of that.
02:31:30
There he is. Yeah. Look how bad it is. It.
02:31:33
He said, Fuck.
02:31:34
All right, I'm. I'm sitting just like this.
02:31:37
Look, I'm sitting right now.
02:31:39
Oh, never done.
02:31:41
Oh, I'm.
02:31:45
I'm a Q.
02:31:45
Don't got it. You did.
02:31:47
I know you did it.
02:31:49
I know what the word.
02:31:51
He's leaving here right before.
02:31:53
What did you play me do?
02:31:54
What did you play?
02:31:56
I was smart back then.
02:31:58
Okay, So you claimed you said Doug never heard.
02:32:03
Look, you. Gary, you.
02:32:04
When I asked you what you actually said, your response was not a
02:32:08
one syllable response word.
02:32:10
It was like it was too complex to do.
02:32:14
The dynamic that I heard come out of your mouth
02:32:16
was The ship is fucking cocksucker, motherfucker.
02:32:19
Take. Is that enough? Yeah, exactly.
02:32:22
Or Darnell or something at all.
02:32:24
It was fucking one word.
02:32:26
One word. One.
02:32:27
That's even my excuse right there. That's.
02:32:29
That's exactly what I'm saying right there.
02:32:31
And so then followed up is, is several people that kind of agree
02:32:34
that they also have heard you at one time or another
02:32:36
say something that you claim that you've never said before.
02:32:39
So you started this bar and they all claim that those like that.
02:32:44
But you said, Doc,
02:32:47
but with a f ax,
02:32:50
other people arguing in Gary's behalf.
02:32:52
Yeah.
02:32:53
No, no, it's everybody here.
02:32:56
Easy, man. Gotcha.
02:32:58
So everybody heard you said. Everybody heard you say it.
02:33:00
Everybody agrees with the person that heard you say it.
02:33:04
Everybody's trying to fight me, because otherwise they you,
02:33:08
they out power by me and still I win.
02:33:12
They just get the denial.
02:33:13
I'm trying is just a nonstop denial.
02:33:17
I want
02:33:18
relentless I want it to be true joy more than anything.
02:33:21
But as far as that evidence, it's lacking.
02:33:25
It's basically you're just saying you heard it
02:33:27
and that yeah, that's a claim.
02:33:28
But no, no, no.
02:33:30
There was there was it was claiming it was an impromptu intervention
02:33:34
because everybody else there experienced the same thing that I had one time
02:33:38
or another and everyone agrees with me at the end
02:33:39
they go, No, I heard him say this one time.
02:33:41
I heard him say, Well, I've heard that.
02:33:43
I've heard the principle I was talking about.
02:33:45
So if they don't team up, you, I win.
02:33:48
And I wasn't.
02:33:50
It wasn't it wasn't it.
02:33:52
That was not really going in.
02:33:54
I accused you out of nowhere.
02:33:56
And then like somebody.
02:33:58
Like you had this happen.
02:33:59
Yeah. Yeah.
02:33:59
Oh, dude, you were in two hats.
02:34:04
I just happened to be in a setting with everyone.
02:34:06
With people that know gear, voice.
02:34:09
I happened to make a claim I was, and then everyone kind of agreed as well.
02:34:13
So they were in different at different times.
02:34:18
They all independently agreed.
02:34:20
And so just as if
02:34:23
a what is it, a Puff Daddy, his his allegations,
02:34:27
who got who got put away for this innocent man,
02:34:31
who got some who got to put away for similar shit?
02:34:35
That was our Kelly or.
02:34:37
Kelly Yeah. Our
02:34:39
if you have enough people that are saying the same thing
02:34:42
that have no connection to each other other than they just know the perpetrator.
02:34:46
Yeah.
02:34:47
It sounds like you got some.
02:34:48
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:34:51
So, so yeah, we liars, but thank you.
02:34:55
No, no, no, it's nothing.
02:34:57
That's funny.
02:34:58
Everything you were saying there, I was thinking,
02:35:00
yeah, people can say a whole bunch of stuff that's false is still false.
02:35:02
Even if people say in unison, you still have to respect
02:35:04
that and wait for justice.
02:35:05
But you interpret it as well.
02:35:07
No, if that happens, it must be true.
02:35:09
It leads to
02:35:11
a but it works.
02:35:14
But but everything you said was completely true.
02:35:17
But the the the the reason you're looking for
02:35:20
is is you got a lot of work to get there.
02:35:23
You got a lot of pissed in shirts, don't you know?
02:35:26
Yeah.
02:35:27
They're just sitting next to me.
02:35:29
I bought old Wallace jerseys because I love those jerseys so much
02:35:32
because Wallace was one of my favorite players.
02:35:34
So was he a person?
02:35:37
Yeah.
02:35:38
Why is there a
02:35:40
nerd button that instead it says Jock,
02:35:44
I have?
02:35:45
No, because being a jock isn't a bad thing.
02:35:48
Uh, until you get older.
02:35:51
Until you get older than me.
02:35:53
Thank you. I say it's not. It's fine.
02:35:55
As long as you're okay with peaking in high school.
02:36:00
But that was mean.
02:36:00
And that's not even my remote, you know?
02:36:03
So I had a dream.
02:36:05
I had to bring it down for a thinking, for sure.
02:36:07
If I would have been honest and said,
02:36:08
peaking at 38, that would have been even more mean.
02:36:10
There's plenty of there's plenty of there's plenty of nerds that have peaked
02:36:14
that are like, you know, morbidly obese that we use and are probably going to die
02:36:17
in about seven years because of diabetes.
02:36:20
But, you know, well, everybody every group, every person has their time.
02:36:25
People that are heavily
02:36:28
people that are heavily
02:36:29
involved in sports, in high school end up pretty much like Homer Simpson.
02:36:33
So I'm glad you played that.
02:36:35
I would have to agree, even though there's no proof of it.
02:36:39
I want to know.
02:36:40
I want to know if that person on the bottom right snorted anything or not.
02:36:45
Oh, yeah.
02:36:46
I don't know.
02:36:47
What is this that would do
02:36:50
first 42000 hours I don't know.
02:36:54
I don't want to know that bad.
02:36:56
Never mind.
02:36:57
One of the things
02:37:02
I'm and I've seen this one before,
02:37:04
this bitch is a teacher the day before.
02:37:08
First of school, she was kind of a little, little slushy.
02:37:14
And then, like the morning of her, the first day of school, Mrs.
02:37:18
Carter, she was very slushy.
02:37:21
And so they, like, accused her of being drunk.
02:37:23
And they found that like a cop in a room that had some residual
02:37:27
very cool of alcohol.
02:37:28
And she was like, no, no, I was from yesterday.
02:37:31
And they're like, Well, what were you drinking today?
02:37:33
And she was like, Oh, I was drinking this other one.
02:37:35
But they were trying to like, be nice with her. And they
02:37:39
again,
02:37:40
saying you're drinking yesterday in a classroom does not work on Tuesday.
02:37:43
It doesn't it doesn't matter if you are in this situation or any situation,
02:37:47
educate again, it's not like a loophole to get out of a situation.
02:37:52
But I mean, if it's something that's not a big deal
02:37:56
like like weed or something,
02:37:59
the loophole is And what this woman fails to do
02:38:02
is just admit that she has a problem.
02:38:04
She keeps denying it and keeps denying it.
02:38:06
What you do is you succumb to the situation,
02:38:10
You know that you're fucked regardless.
02:38:12
You say, Hey, look, I have a problem and I need help.
02:38:15
If you're willing to to do that,
02:38:18
they the the whatever your employer is has the legal obligation
02:38:23
to try to get you help so you can potentially get free help
02:38:27
and then you potentially cannot
02:38:29
you lose your job because if you go through the motions
02:38:32
and do everything that they deem necessary, you will keep your job.
02:38:37
You show that you're doing the right thing.
02:38:39
So here he is and we will we will get you help 100%.
02:38:44
Just saying you just we just asked.
02:38:47
He sounded like he just asked for help.
02:38:48
That was the best non rant rant of all time.
02:38:51
I thank you situation but it's also you know
02:38:58
you could be serious about it you could use it to your advantage
02:39:01
negatively but you can also take advantage of it as well. But
02:39:05
I'm not I'm going to cut you upfront.
02:39:07
If you're going to keep running your mouth, you're going to get cut
02:39:10
behind you.
02:39:11
Wait, wait, wait, whoa, whoa.
02:39:15
That's you in college, right?
02:39:17
And if you don't behave, I'm going to put the cuss behind you like that.
02:39:20
That's a go behind her back because they want
02:39:22
she doesn't want to be walked out in front of her students is what the problem was.
02:39:25
Oh, I thought I thought he was saying, like,
02:39:28
I'm going to make it hurt worse or make it harder if you don't know that
02:39:31
in this world.
02:39:33
Yeah, you could hide.
02:39:34
You could put a coat over in the front.
02:39:36
I've seen people put their face over and, you know, in all kinds of media.
02:39:39
But yes, it's kind of hard to cover it when you're walking out of class.
02:39:42
Right. Cuffed behind you. Chicken wings.
02:39:45
What I have to do, I just want you to be honest.
02:39:49
Yeah,
02:39:50
I kind of.
02:39:51
Yeah, I just kind of think she's for my stuff.
02:39:56
So, do you live here in town?
02:39:57
I live.
02:39:58
I live. And I don't know if the breathalyzer.
02:40:01
Oh, there you go.
02:40:03
This isn't legal advice either,
02:40:05
but if you ever get breathalyzed, you just want to stall as long as you can.
02:40:10
Either it's going to take your blood anyway.
02:40:12
But even then, I think you just want to just stall it up first and most above.
02:40:17
At least know somebody enough or where you can stay or drive or
02:40:20
you know, and especially with Uber, it's
02:40:21
really no excuse nowadays unless you're so broke.
02:40:23
But then you shouldn't be drinking or buying alcohol anyways.
02:40:25
So if you can't afford we were unless you're up north.
02:40:28
But it depends on what you consider up north.
02:40:29
If you so happen to be getting pulled over like that
02:40:32
one guy, remember we were like, why did he body flee on the freeway?
02:40:34
Wasn't that last week
02:40:37
the girl jumped out of the car?
02:40:39
Yeah. No. Yeah.
02:40:40
Yeah. No.
02:40:40
Yeah. No. Yeah. No. Yeah. Yes. No. Maybe.
02:40:43
I don't know.
02:40:44
Yeah. Did you try to hit it? Yeah. No.
02:40:47
There it is.
02:40:48
There's no, it was last week.
02:40:52
I don't know.
02:40:54
Oh yeah it was.
02:40:56
Yeah it was last season and I don't, I was still watching I as above so below.
02:41:01
And then I walked into the house and I watched the whole friggin inertia.
02:41:05
Great.
02:41:05
Hope you walked the house and then as above. So
02:41:09
I did.
02:41:10
I thought I didn't go to bed, I was still on the couch.
02:41:13
So I don't know if I said it last week, but that's what I was thinking when.
02:41:16
We watched the video.
02:41:16
I'm like that guy.
02:41:17
Even though he looks ridiculous and running from the police,
02:41:19
there's no way you can outrun the police.
02:41:21
He was just stalling so that whatever alcohol was in his system, he instead of
02:41:25
instead blowing a 1.8, he hopefully bowls like at 1.6
02:41:29
try something to make it look a little better in front of the jury.
02:41:31
So he only gets like three years instead of, you know, 18 four, five, 18.
02:41:36
Yeah,
02:41:38
yeah.
02:41:41
I love numbers.
02:41:43
The large men, all I heard the flash, really.
02:41:46
And Gary. Brilliant, brilliant.
02:41:48
From the police.
02:41:49
The police crime.
02:41:50
I want to go dive into the order, you know.
02:41:53
Hold on. Oh, I'm not allowed.
02:41:55
I don't want to. I don't. About the Flash.
02:41:58
I did that on purpose. I didn't.
02:41:59
I was so.
02:42:00
I mean, got purpose done solved.
02:42:03
If you as I was trying to let you hear my stream
02:42:06
but apparently it wouldn't let you hear me.
02:42:08
I'm going to that lady and ask her to do a write up on your history,
02:42:13
but we need to get a eulogy for OJ.
02:42:15
I think. Pledging to do something.
02:42:17
Yeah. Yeah. Okay.
02:42:18
He was a very flatulent man.
02:42:20
Very disciplined.
02:42:22
Yeah, well, you know, I got if I was to write O.J.
02:42:27
Simpson's eulogy, it would actually go like or if I was doing his middle school
02:42:33
report card, he would say
02:42:35
he doesn't apply himself and he cuts up too much in class.
02:42:39
But people might not understand what I mean by cuts up
02:42:43
because it's like an old like an old time.
02:42:46
The phrase
02:42:49
like Davenport door.
02:42:51
Do you still not know if the Davenport is
02:42:55
a person, if you have enough money?
02:42:57
And Johnnie Cochran, who's also dead, and the Wookie argument,
02:43:02
the Wookie argument, the bookie argument.
02:43:07
Okay, so you want two things for sure.
02:43:09
You can't leave for This is the O.J.
02:43:11
this is the O.J. statement to end all OJ statements.
02:43:14
Ready?
02:43:14
Okay.
02:43:20
You have to maintain a certain image.
02:43:22
Yeah.
02:43:24
Wait for it I don't know.
02:43:26
The he admitted it and we don't have words about who is this guy was here.
02:43:31
What's going on here?
02:43:32
She says, this is my house. Get that They found.
02:43:35
Here is things going on with their third stab and fell and hurt herself.
02:43:40
This guy kind of got into a karate thing and I said, Well,
02:43:43
you think you can kick my ass?
02:43:44
I've been like, Grab the knife. And to be honest,
02:43:48
after that, I don't
02:43:48
remember except I'm standing in the honor board and stuff.
02:43:52
Like, I'm being surprised right?
02:43:55
I remember stabbing him to death and chopping
02:43:57
off his head.
02:44:02
Yeah, we do have a clip of them playing.
02:44:05
The Giants.
02:44:07
Got into a karate thing.
02:44:10
Karate? Yeah. Stan
02:44:13
dove into a karate,
02:44:15
and then he said something about, like, you want to get
02:44:20
into a karate thing?
02:44:22
I think. Don't need to try anything.
02:44:27
But we know
02:44:30
that.
02:44:31
Know we really meant to say was murder
02:44:35
or in very large bubble that fit
02:44:38
that feels so crazy.
02:44:41
Like you put on a guy
02:44:43
that we have choices we can we can do a
02:44:47
we can do a meeting.
02:44:49
What's in your pants? MASH up.
02:44:50
We can do what we can do.
02:44:52
What's in your pants story Reading. Not us, really.
02:44:54
Some woman. It's horrible. Okay, Good woman.
02:44:57
You know, you really short.
02:45:00
We can look at a really short clips video.
02:45:03
Okay.
02:45:04
The video
02:45:06
shot.
02:45:07
Did you see the clip match already?
02:45:10
We should.
02:45:10
I did I have I watched all of them mash No, this is a
02:45:14
so we got to do the eclipse video I'm surprised
02:45:16
it was you seriously you saw the test eclipse video.
02:45:19
I did some of this. Good.
02:45:22
I want your channel, man.
02:45:25
I've heard of you. You know me.
02:45:26
I know what this is for the audience that for your channel is pretty
02:45:29
fucking asshole.
02:45:31
No, this is for me.
02:45:32
We started doing this without any.
02:45:34
You know, we get a half a million
02:45:37
views.
02:45:40
I want to view it.
02:45:42
This is it.
02:45:43
This is like I want to listen to Guns and Roses.
02:45:47
Colin inaudible We got to, we got to watch the two.
02:45:50
All right. Clips of the half.
02:45:52
Oh, the balls NASA's tambien and then in municipal the Durango
02:45:58
Torreon mom
02:46:00
adult male testicles the familia.
02:46:03
I swear this this came about last last eclipse.
02:46:07
I swear this was long. Those hairs. Ah, look at that.
02:46:10
They'll go first. They are like, What? Long?
02:46:12
Why only on the right side.
02:46:14
I don't mean to only analyze it.
02:46:15
He does a terrible trim job is what that.
02:46:18
Oh, you think so? But.
02:46:20
But the lineup is perfect.
02:46:22
And the fact that it went out allegedly
02:46:25
that this I swear that this occurred in the previous eclipse.
02:46:29
I almost remember this. So this is brand new.
02:46:31
You're making scrotum.
02:46:33
You may recognize a scrotum.
02:46:36
You know, can you see veins of the sun actually going through it?
02:46:39
Yeah. No, no.
02:46:40
But you like making the skeptic come out.
02:46:41
Me I'm sure that now somebody cut. Yeah,
02:46:45
we're.
02:46:45
We're drawing out the skeleton.
02:46:47
Okay, The point, though, I don't I don't think it's the fact that they
02:46:52
they added that the actual footage of the scrotum
02:46:54
and the sun but but it went out for fact on Mexican news recently so that.
02:47:00
Yeah well so you try to say Mexicans are stupid Spanish news.
02:47:04
Actually that was presumptuous of me.
02:47:07
I don't it says in vivo.
02:47:08
I don't know if it's Mexico, it's just Spanish. It could be.
02:47:11
It would have to be Mexico.
02:47:12
Otherwise the moon would not have aligned with the sun in Spain.
02:47:16
Vivo loves MiGs, you know the globe
02:47:21
Earth works, Don't you Listen to the look of.
02:47:25
Yeah. Listen to the audible gasp of the newscaster.
02:47:27
That's the best part to most familiar.
02:47:31
It doesn't yakunin if he's like, Oh, I heard it
02:47:35
on the map giving you a mini orgasm.
02:47:38
Who's loading their clips?
02:47:40
And then a little homage to the producer, of course, Russell Brand, who's loading?
02:47:45
Are there clips Who did that?
02:47:46
Obviously they would have known, right?
02:47:49
Yes. No, unless they just didn't watch it all the way through.
02:47:52
But yes.
02:47:53
No. Maybe due diligence, yes and no.
02:47:56
Draw basis.
02:48:00
That's black and white.
02:48:04
They saw it and said,
02:48:06
let's do it if we get past it.
02:48:08
And nobody laughs like we're laughing we'll just say,
02:48:10
Oh my God, I didn't preview the clip, which isn't any better.
02:48:14
As a producer, you got to preview your clips.
02:48:17
The next thing you know, think of it, know preview clips and your guess
02:48:19
next thing you know, there's just a big testicle on the screen.
02:48:22
I mean, there was just you know, that was him and that was his balls.
02:48:25
And he's a pervert and he's still going to deny it, though, obviously.
02:48:29
You obviously have to wait for more lawsuit.
02:48:32
Was the person to have testicles?
02:48:34
Are you thinking that while somebody else was filming the eclipse,
02:48:36
a third party dropped their testicles in front of someone else's? Cameras?
02:48:39
What you just suggested? Because that's amazing. If that happened,
02:48:43
I figured.
02:48:43
Don't know. Maybe.
02:48:44
I don't know. You're the person.
02:48:45
No, I do know there had been some cameramen.
02:48:50
I did see
02:48:52
testicles are on view.
02:48:53
Tripod is the cameraman.
02:48:55
I mean, I have to agree with you on that issue.
02:48:59
But the line it did.
02:49:00
I think he had the cooperation of the cameraman instead of being the cameraman.
02:49:04
Man himself man.
02:49:06
Because to show the alignment, it was so
02:49:09
I would have to agree, even though there's no proof of it.
02:49:12
There is no proof of it, though.
02:49:15
Hey, guys, as above. So below.
02:49:17
God damn it.
02:49:22
Have a good night where it's gone.
02:49:24
Good money.
02:49:25
What's in your pants?
02:49:29
I've got to sit on the
02:49:41
TV with Bruce, with
02:49:45
company, the food
02:49:49
Advocate readers who are ready
02:49:53
to keep it secret.
02:49:54
Can you please tell him No?
02:49:57
I'm so well
02:50:00
taken now.
02:50:01
Make it
02:50:03
what's in your pants, and I'm gonna be.
02:50:05
You know, I'm
02:50:09
driving up and down by the.
02:50:14
Yeah.
02:50:17
Don't you?
02:50:26
Yeah.
02:50:32
You know,
02:50:37
I like little boys.
02:50:39
I like to prefer them on the inside.
02:50:41
Do you like to play with stuffed animal ginger on my shirt?
02:50:44
Cause
02:50:50
he was all jacked up the beginning.
02:50:52
By the end, he was fading fast
02:50:55
and he was all jacked at the beginning.
02:50:56
By the end, he was fading fast.
02:50:59
Have a good night.
02:50:59
Where's Brady and Josh Brady and or Gary has a performance.
02:51:05
So beloved, he's so close, Brady.
02:51:08
And for sure we're doing it our way.
02:51:12
We're gonna make it make our dreams come true.
02:51:15
Brady and show it's Brady
02:51:18
and roaring session now Brady draw
02:51:30
for it
02:51:36
yeah what is going on there
02:51:39
do we have a guest of Brady in Georgia
02:51:42
as you do why
02:51:47
screw you why.
02:51:50
Well welcome to commentary.
02:51:52
Well so what do you think about the show?
02:51:54
We'll just act like he's not here unless he has something to contribute.
02:51:57
Yeah, but for the first time, he actually signed it and I cooperated.
02:52:01
And I'm impressed. It's actually been a long time.
02:52:03
And we were going to dive right in the dishwashers, and here you go.
02:52:06
Fucking everything. What?
02:52:09
What do you think of dishwashers?
02:52:10
I think that I told my family that.
02:52:13
I told my family that I shit up on the plates.
02:52:15
By the way.
02:52:17
Yeah. Okay.
02:52:18
I'm. I'm glad you brought that up.
02:52:20
So I'm going to send this to you
02:52:20
so this can come across clean, because I guess I made this.
02:52:24
I mean, this.
02:52:25
She said a straight face.
02:52:28
Please don't do that.
02:52:30
It's.
02:52:30
It's in the comments in Rumble.
02:52:32
The rumble comments are back.
02:52:34
Side note, the front said that rumors but the rumble.
02:52:37
Hey, if you're on rumble, you should
02:52:40
like comment and subscribe.
02:52:41
Looks like we only have one thumbs up.
02:52:45
Well, I refreshed we have three on my end, but go ahead and play.
02:52:48
I mean, this feels
02:52:51
I don't see any where am I looking
02:52:54
in the good or our our chance. Sorry.
02:52:57
That's mine. That's not rumble.
02:52:59
That's invite. Got it.
02:53:00
I don't know. Yeah. The ninja.
02:53:02
Yeah.
02:53:04
Steve thanks for that motherfucking Steve
02:53:10
is for Brady.
02:53:14
Oh, it's unavailable, dude.
02:53:16
Oh, God damn.
02:53:17
Because we were fucking flagging it that yours?
02:53:22
No, You have to be psyched about.
02:53:24
Yeah, No, that's okay.
02:53:25
Well, you can go from playing, right? Yeah.
02:53:28
Yeah, I'll come across the video on, but that's fine.
02:53:31
They'd be really rude if you uploaded something
02:53:33
and then they blocked it from you too.
02:53:35
Which honestly, they should.
02:53:37
If it's really cops.
02:53:38
He follows them personally, so he gets to see the he is privy to that tonight.
02:53:44
You know, this commercial, it's just game.
02:53:46
Are they hiding them?
02:53:48
What?
02:53:52
Tonight, hidden camera commercials.
02:53:54
What are they hiding?
02:53:56
I am not even close and full fladged rants live.
02:53:59
And tonight
02:54:00
we are going to examine the American craze of hidden camera commercials,
02:54:03
particularly what doesn't make it to your home television set.
02:54:07
Watch this unused camera.
02:54:09
Take.
02:54:11
Sir, do you realize you were drinking
02:54:13
out of a coffee cup that was washed in the dishwasher with 3 a.m.
02:54:16
diarrhea? Shit, what I said.
02:54:19
And according to you, can put your dishes in a dishwasher
02:54:22
full of all kinds of shit and puke, and it'll come out clean.
02:54:26
And your coffee cup was washed in a dishwasher with three ham shits.
02:54:31
What you saw?
02:54:34
No bother.
02:54:35
You know, good gas.
02:54:40
You got like that
02:54:50
right
02:54:55
in front of the
02:54:59
sparring with the pratfalls.
02:55:01
I'm telling you, he was good. He's.
02:55:03
He could have been a pro wrestler now,
02:55:08
and this would be anybody's reaction and given
02:55:12
no idea.
02:55:14
Let me break off your live from they were using as a utensil
02:55:18
a cup of coke.
02:55:26
It was one
02:55:28
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
02:55:32
Here you go.
02:55:32
I now live from Shreveport, Louisiana.
02:55:34
Violent rants, live satellite hookup.
02:55:37
The victim of that camera commercial, Michael Huff. Mr.
02:55:40
Hot, how do you feel about your experience?
02:55:44
Angry.
02:55:46
Thank you.
02:55:47
And thank you from France. Live television.
02:55:50
Good night.
02:55:52
That was awesome. Draw
02:55:56
that must spend a lot of time content.
02:55:58
Not really spend a lot of time.
02:55:59
Yeah this cost a lot of time that costs a colossal.
02:56:02
I don't come from the country I'll go back
02:56:07
Seriously I think shitting in the dishwasher.
02:56:12
You said that was
02:56:13
I was just thinking about earlier because my balls getting clogged up
02:56:16
and I put that in the dishwasher before and all over the dishwasher
02:56:19
and all over the dishes.
02:56:20
There's little specks of fucking black need resin.
02:56:24
Once again, oil and resin is. An exception.
02:56:27
We're talking about food residue chunks.
02:56:30
Like it doesn't matter. There's particulates.
02:56:32
There's particulates that are errant.
02:56:34
And the mold, the more you
02:56:36
cut down on those particulates, the less there are on the back end.
02:56:40
Expert It's just simple science.
02:56:42
Don't pre rinse your dishes, don't wash resin and oil.
02:56:45
I'll add to that experts say don't.
02:56:47
Oh, it's such a terrible thing to do.
02:56:49
Oh, God forbid you prefer.
02:56:50
In some ways I think it was they presenting it as if it's a terrible thing.
02:56:55
I Think you're getting a little aggressive.
02:56:57
But I will reiterate my statement.
02:56:59
I do not care that this is no furniture show.
02:57:03
My best friend hurt her child using.
02:57:05
Something I can do whatever the fuck I brought up.
02:57:08
What I would like to say that I don't have a problem.
02:57:12
I'll repeat it.
02:57:12
I do not have a problem with you washing clean dishes.
02:57:16
I've never. I'm not going to stop you. That's fine.
02:57:18
You can come to your house and you're.
02:57:20
You're dumping all your shit in with a bunch of gross shit.
02:57:22
I don't know if any of your dishes. Have you ever eaten a restaurant
02:57:26
that I.
02:57:27
They do not.
02:57:29
They do not a scrape it in the garden.
02:57:30
They got industrial.
02:57:32
Those are industrial fucking dishwasher.
02:57:34
You just have to work at an industrial.
02:57:36
Means what? Larger and stainless steel.
02:57:38
It doesn't mean any different technology. It's the same.
02:57:40
It means like meant to take.
02:57:43
No, it's more powerful.
02:57:45
Hundreds of shit. Yeah.
02:57:46
No, there's a difference between commercial and industrial ground.
02:57:50
Do not. But it's. What were you talking. I'm kidding me.
02:57:52
If somebody grows bigger and I mean, it's still relative
02:57:54
mean you're not putting that much dirt.
02:57:56
You're like a giant.
02:57:58
You're giants are stronger than we are.
02:58:02
Well, and so as an industrial base carrier, I
02:58:04
an industrial dishwasher nebulizer technology isn't much different.
02:58:08
Okay, So
02:58:11
you're breathing
02:58:12
every breath you take, you inhale fecal matter.
02:58:18
Yeah.
02:58:18
Anything you anything you smell in your dishwasher, anything
02:58:22
in the dishwasher, wash your dishes and eat them and feel that. No.
02:58:25
Here's a highlighted spot.
02:58:27
Experts on life, open water sometimes just, you know, running dishwasher,
02:58:31
in fact, should never run your end
02:58:34
before going, you know, that's bullshit.
02:58:36
You guys really have an ongoing dishwasher, Rick.
02:58:39
Oh, my God.
02:58:41
Paper. I'm not real.
02:58:43
Even paper
02:58:45
your little mesh,
02:58:46
the shitty little mesh thing in the bottom side of my fucking dishwasher
02:58:50
and it gets clogged with little with chunks of whatever fuck
02:58:54
would be attached to whatever occasionally you would assume would break up.
02:58:59
But a lot of times it doesn't.
02:59:01
Well, how does this happen?
02:59:02
Look, here's a picture of dirty dishes.
02:59:04
Terrible load job
02:59:06
those balls are never going to get.
02:59:07
There's no going. Never.
02:59:08
The two white balls that are on top of each other
02:59:11
that were never going to get clean.
02:59:13
My dishwasher who had no trouble with this configuration.
02:59:15
So I must add the plates now because the two plate,
02:59:18
the two green plates are touching each other too close.
02:59:20
I hear what you say because I used to have a shitty
02:59:23
can I use have a shitty Kenmore dishwasher too.
02:59:25
What? What brand is your dishwasher?
02:59:26
If you don't mind me asking? Because that. I don't know. It's.
02:59:29
I don't fucking know.
02:59:30
It's not a bash or KitchenAid.
02:59:31
It's not going to wash dishes.
02:59:33
Look, do we.
02:59:34
Do we need to replay my video?
02:59:36
I'm just saying you're rinsing, you're washing dishes.
02:59:39
Probably more and better.
02:59:40
More better when you're doing it by hand in the sink before you put them in your
02:59:45
crappy dishwasher.
02:59:46
That just basically gets them a little hotter than you did,
02:59:50
because if you cleaned everything off of it, it's not do it.
02:59:52
It don't see how I don't I don't see how less
02:59:54
because what I said thing I don't know if we said on the phone
02:59:56
I want to reiterate so everybody can hear how well less bacteria worse most newer
03:00:01
dishwashers have a sensor that if they don't sense
03:00:03
any crap falling into the bottom, they will not go to full blast.
03:00:06
So by not leaving a little bit of dirt on your dishes,
03:00:09
you're actually making your dishwasher wash less.
03:00:11
So you so you like stick your hands in some shit, right?
03:00:15
Like literal human shit and you go to wash your hands or not dishwasher.
03:00:19
So it's not a good saying.
03:00:20
And you go to wash your hands like and then you go, You know what?
03:00:22
Let me wash my hands twice, just to be sure.
03:00:26
Well, all right, so you're talking about washing.
03:00:27
I want to see if you're
03:00:28
if you are on the same level of me, if I can take your is that wrong.
03:00:31
Is that how you think, then you when you go to the bathroom.
03:00:34
Number two, do you use paper or water to clean?
03:00:37
What do you mean? What does that mean? I got a bad day.
03:00:40
Yeah.
03:00:40
So I'm asking you, because if you don't, then I don't care about your.
03:00:43
I don't care about your hygiene habits or washing hands or dishes.
03:00:47
No, but I use the wipes. I use the way because so you.
03:00:51
I will.
03:00:51
I will I will wait till my heart's content because I, I travel a lot.
03:00:56
And so they have the access toilet paper rolls
03:00:59
in the hotels I take those straight through and honest.
03:01:03
I'm going to be honest with you.
03:01:03
One of the resentments, I'm that type of person.
03:01:06
Hey, if you paid for the room, anything like you can take the light bulb,
03:01:10
but you can't take the lamp that's sorted.
03:01:11
So if you're taking toilet paper, nobody cares.
03:01:13
Sick? No. Supposedly there's some argument against that.
03:01:16
But there are certain anemones that are.
03:01:19
You see, I'm Tanya, is anybody from my family's
03:01:23
I think it was a friends episode where Ross and Chandler literally spelled out
03:01:27
because these like, Oh, I get it. And he started to take things.
03:01:29
He's like, No,
03:01:29
no, you can't take the remote control detergent, batteries, paper towel.
03:01:33
I take the toilet paper if I can, if I'm flying.
03:01:37
Sometimes it's like cumbersome. If they got too much a shirt. But
03:01:41
for the
03:01:41
record I don't take I if I open a shampoo and there's a lot left that's mine.
03:01:45
But other than like you take.
03:01:47
So what I do is I start with the shitty toilet paper coffee packet, I use that,
03:01:52
I use that to my heart's content and then I switch to a moist wipe
03:01:57
and then I go a and then I go to a quilted northern.
03:02:01
So I know your answer is water and moisture is.
03:02:05
And what the last note.
03:02:06
Okay.
03:02:07
Yeah, because it's most people don't use that.
03:02:10
They just use it. Right.
03:02:11
And I don't care if you use a whole roll of toilet paper, you're just inland.
03:02:13
You're not particles unless you're shaving your ass here.
03:02:16
I don't know what your what you think you're cleaning.
03:02:21
I want to ask here, do you have.
03:02:22
I'm an Italian and I'm. I'm.
03:02:24
I don't.
03:02:24
I'm not that zero.
03:02:25
You have none. There's none.
03:02:27
It clean.
03:02:28
It just clings to the fiber. That's.
03:02:30
That's main point that amazing.
03:02:31
You say that because I've never considered it what I have more
03:02:35
easily but if there's you can wipe a countertop clean very easily
03:02:39
but if you're wiping carpet
03:02:41
on the clean carpet, I was hoping you're going to say,
03:02:43
but if there's a dog up on the counter, something furry with hair, I'm just saying
03:02:47
if there's this. Yeah, that's true.
03:02:48
That fiber is it's going to be harder to clean.
03:02:50
So unless you're a wax butthole, you might as well follow up with a wipe.
03:02:55
I'm sorry.
03:02:56
Definitely easier to mop a tile floor than it is to mop take a shower.
03:03:00
I don't know if it's that much of an issue.
03:03:02
Take a shower. Well,
03:03:04
I would
03:03:05
recommend if you have the ability to get a bad day installed, do it.
03:03:08
I get made fun of.
03:03:09
Somebody said it was a little bit
03:03:10
too feminine for some reason and my wife won't use it.
03:03:12
Which?
03:03:12
God, I don't know, because I don't I don't know about most other people,
03:03:15
but when I am in the shower, I purposely like, you know, posture
03:03:19
water to splash down on my back end to make sure that whole areas rinsed
03:03:24
of whatever it needs to be, rinsed of I have a removal,
03:03:28
then I can.
03:03:29
Yeah, I want you I got a top down
03:03:32
stand up shower with the other shower that I got a little.
03:03:34
This is great.
03:03:35
And unfortunately, only I can hear you.
03:03:38
Well, Gary is calling in.
03:03:40
Didn't leave.
03:03:40
I was about to mention how he's calling in, but he's just Sirk.
03:03:44
You're going have to turn down your radio. But he left, though.
03:03:47
He left purposefully earlier because I totally forgot
03:03:54
how you to just like a boo
03:03:55
Can we boom No Anybody
03:03:59
Nativity
03:04:01
boo Are you eating on Mike?
03:04:03
He wants to know your wiping routine again.
03:04:05
Can you go over that again, please?
03:04:07
You have to start with a very cheap toilet paper
03:04:11
and then you go to you wipe to your heart's content and that one.
03:04:15
And then you switch over to a a moist towelette type one over here.
03:04:19
And yet you got to wait for the delay.
03:04:21
And then you go to a high end quilted northern,
03:04:25
typically with like the ones with like the aloe,
03:04:27
like that's, you know, that way you can follow up with like a
03:04:32
type a medicated.
03:04:38
There's no sound effects.
03:04:40
We don't need C, we don't need that cheap.
03:04:41
We don't need that cheap shit on the show.
03:04:45
Save that for Flashdance.
03:04:48
I'll save the pants pants book reading for next week.
03:04:51
That'll be a little bit of a teaser.
03:04:54
It's riveting.
03:04:55
Let me tell you what I mean.
03:04:57
What is it? Was it Australia?
03:04:58
I didn't remember what public what health service did the pants, pants, pants.
03:05:03
But apparently they've gone out even farther than they have it.
03:05:06
A woman.
03:05:07
I don't know how they know.
03:05:09
Is that my,
03:05:13
my balls are the best and in my body
03:05:18
with any other balls than my my balls are the best.
03:05:22
They can. It's
03:05:24
way, way
03:05:25
better than that Are they Boucek Did you see the ball?
03:05:29
Exactly.
03:05:31
How do you feel about your popularity right now?
03:05:35
My popularity?
03:05:37
Yeah.
03:05:38
When I hear them, I hear them the best.
03:05:41
I people say the news the best.
03:05:44
Reagan was the highest ever at 85.
03:05:47
And I believe you're at 90.
03:05:49
90, of course, because I'm the best I mean, it's either easy.
03:05:53
Make it make it is the best.
03:05:56
We second that that's even the hair's even the couple hairs
03:06:00
coming from my ball sack that was those are the best
03:06:06
man and the best
03:06:08
race to it People say people say,
03:06:12
oh, it's L.A.
03:06:18
That is what you were talking about,
03:06:20
that you that was you.
03:06:25
A lot of people would say that that you look similar.
03:06:27
Oh, no, wait.
03:06:28
That's there's the spitting.
03:06:29
No, that Brinkley that's wrinkly.
03:06:31
My opponent coming in November.
03:06:34
I mean he's the one he's like in the bowl set ball sex.
03:06:40
I mean, he's he's into that.
03:06:42
I mean that's having children.
03:06:44
I mean, no, no, I didn't mean that.
03:06:47
And in the third is Joe, Jill,
03:06:52
Kamala, can you come out here?
03:06:55
Yeah. Okay.
03:06:56
My teleprompter isn't working.
03:06:58
That's something that's probably good.
03:07:00
That's good.
03:07:01
You were already trained and taught
03:07:02
when there's no words in front of you, you shouldn't talk.
03:07:04
When you go off script, it usually ends badly.
03:07:07
You're going to go, I'm sorry.
03:07:12
Yeah, that's great.
03:07:13
You just.
03:07:14
You just missed them again.
03:07:17
Well, but which
03:07:19
I find weird because I don't want to make fun of Bob,
03:07:22
but Bob's not able to click the link to call in and connect to the show.
03:07:25
But Biden is.
03:07:28
I don't believe it
03:07:29
either, even though there's no proof of it.
03:07:32
It's like I don't believe the 500,000 views.
03:07:36
Yes, it was very weird.
03:07:38
I have to agree with you on that issue.
03:07:40
Then why
03:07:42
is it okay?
03:07:43
This is not this is really this is the last thing I want to touch on.
03:07:48
Why is Gary so involved
03:07:52
in unquestioning of something as ridiculous as 500,000 views
03:07:57
with really no evidence of proof except what he sees in front of his eyes?
03:08:02
Correct? Yeah.
03:08:04
You know what?
03:08:05
It is the same reason people believe in Christianity,
03:08:08
because he wants to believe so much so that it is so.
03:08:11
Well, that's testicle again. That's the wrong button.
03:08:13
That's what you want. Now, did you want to play something?
03:08:16
No, I forget. What?
03:08:18
No, I was trying to.
03:08:19
I thought I had one other thing that tied in
03:08:21
with what you were just saying, and so I was looking for it.
03:08:23
But I think that's
03:08:26
color.
03:08:27
You figured out the button. Nice.
03:08:29
I like all
03:08:35
dairy.
03:08:38
Yeah, very nice.
03:08:41
It said Gary at the same time that I've got off.
03:08:43
Gary, you got a little time out again.
03:08:48
Gary, I.
03:08:49
I got it.
03:08:52
I got it going.
03:08:53
Gary, Gary.
03:08:57
Very broad
03:09:00
flaws.
03:09:01
Flaws.
03:09:03
Let's go.
03:09:05
Okay.
03:09:05
We don't do that. Don't know.
03:09:08
I was wrong.
03:09:09
I messed up, and now you're gone.
03:09:12
Wow, That's how long I want.
03:09:17
Gary, I'm sorry.
03:09:19
I'm glad.
03:09:20
You know, I never expected.
03:09:25
That's definitely Randy Newman.
03:09:32
What's.
03:09:32
Is there a title?
03:09:33
That's Gary.
03:09:34
Gary? Gary, go home.
03:09:37
I don't know. It's by an artist.
03:09:39
Gary.
03:09:40
Gary.
03:09:45
We got there a big dildo
03:09:47
here, but plug it through the dog tail.
03:09:52
Look like it was not you.
03:09:53
That was weird, Dude, we got. Oh, my God.
03:09:55
Did you see Gary just had a tail.
03:09:58
I mean, it's it's sort of, but it's all recovery, distributed recovery?
03:10:01
Well, yeah, because we know that that spot in his house doesn't work.
03:10:05
Yeah, it's the wood paneling.
03:10:06
It's really the wood paneling. It doesn't give a gun.
03:10:10
I hope not.
03:10:11
Is he putting a gun? Would you borrow that?
03:10:12
What's happening?
03:10:14
Oh, sorry.
03:10:15
I got from Bob. Oh, I'm sorry.
03:10:16
That's a weapon from a more civilized age. Did you.
03:10:19
Did you borrow the gun from Bob?
03:10:22
I would have to agree.
03:10:23
You drew.
03:10:26
First of all, I'm not your child.
03:10:27
First of all, I'm so sorry.
03:10:29
And second of all,
03:10:34
I don't know.
03:10:35
I thought it was more like,
03:10:38
oh, no, never mind.
03:10:39
Because he wouldn't be able to have cocked it after the fact.
03:10:41
So I don't think it was a shotgun. Right.
03:10:43
But he wouldn't have been able to catch it after birds or what?
03:10:47
When I did one of my father's best
03:10:50
brother
03:10:53
prepare people to get it all
03:10:55
touching and shit, one of my father's friends was dodging each other.
03:10:58
One of my father's friends was the paramedic that arrived on scene
03:11:01
for stuff, and so I got a detailed explanation of exactly what happened.
03:11:06
I'm not going to share it, but it involved two guns
03:11:09
sometimes, especially do it the first time he crawled.
03:11:12
Oh, it was her, you know, absolutely horrific.
03:11:15
Oh, so we should be doing all we should be doing pistol
03:11:20
shots like two different two different or the same gun twice or two different guns.
03:11:24
The shotgun didn't work.
03:11:25
So for the for the record.
03:11:28
For the record, that other person we mentioned, I don't like saying anything.
03:11:31
I we guys already said too much is off the hook because his gun did not do
03:11:34
it right.
03:11:36
Stefan, after he did that, had to go
03:11:39
to his locker and find his pistol and finish the fucking job.
03:11:42
Why don't you just start with the purse?
03:11:44
I guess. It's a great question.
03:11:48
It's a great question.
03:11:48
And that's one of the huge questions that I
03:11:54
wonder how much initial.
03:11:56
Wow. And anybody, anybody who's judging my challenges can off because I mourn
03:12:01
for a long time and it's actually a relief to make fun of the asshole a little bit.
03:12:05
I don't know.
03:12:06
What does that mean?
03:12:07
Like he though it sucked because I'm the one that occurred
03:12:11
in one of the in one of my.
03:12:14
You're too to read Gary Gary
03:12:17
Gary a disc golf with sevens
03:12:20
the background in frickin Technicolor.
03:12:23
Yeah right.
03:12:24
As I mentioned, Stefan's daughter.
03:12:26
There's a testicle on the screen.
03:12:28
I don't know if I ever mention too.
03:12:30
I hadn't talked to the family since it happened or right after.
03:12:33
And then I got invited to her graduation party
03:12:38
and everything in my body I tried to bring myself to get it.
03:12:41
I have all these words of wisdom.
03:12:43
She's maybe she has questions about her father.
03:12:44
And if she wants to reach out to me personally,
03:12:46
if she happens to watch the show, I love to sit down
03:12:49
and share stories over a beer if she's of age now.
03:12:51
But there's no way I was going to go to her graduation
03:12:53
for the first time seeing and have all this.
03:12:56
Plus, I didn't I mean, trying to get her drunk or what?
03:12:59
No, nothing like that. Clearly nothing like that.
03:13:01
I just was too uncomfortable.
03:13:03
I wanted to go I want to talk to her on her father's behalf as a friend of hers.
03:13:06
But I just was I chickened out and I feel horrible about it.
03:13:10
I should have went, but I just couldn't bring myself to go.
03:13:13
I thought it was really unusual, actually, to invite me because
03:13:18
I don't know her.
03:13:23
You were right on top of everything.
03:13:29
Yeah.
03:13:30
Yeah, there was a pig.
03:13:33
There's a video, and I don't know
03:13:34
if it's going to be really hard to find, but it's.
03:13:35
Gary is throwing disc with his daughter on her shoulders
03:13:41
and, well, you know, on her shoulders, there is a woman.
03:13:44
She must have been really drunk.
03:13:47
No, Gary's the woman.
03:13:49
But yeah, Gary's throwing the disc and she's on
03:13:54
his shoulders.
03:13:54
And like she the momentum kind of offsets her a little bit.
03:13:58
And she definitely is like, going for a ride a little bit.
03:14:01
But Gary had her safely,
03:14:02
but it still was like a change of momentum that she wasn't fully prepared for.
03:14:07
While you're looking for that, I have another fun story.
03:14:09
I don't think I'm going to be able to find it.
03:14:10
I'll just make it.
03:14:11
Since it's a fourth story.
03:14:12
One of mine we were given,
03:14:14
we were at a ridiculous scale, a thousand or 1 to 4 one kind of thing with my kids.
03:14:18
And you made me think of this.
03:14:20
This father lifted his daughter.
03:14:22
Oh, blame me for the boring story and I would be indifferent.
03:14:25
But he lifted up
03:14:26
somebody else's kid on his shoulders thinking he's all big and bad.
03:14:28
You know, we're in our thirties at that point now.
03:14:30
While he was skating with her, he actually fell
03:14:33
with her on her shoulders.
03:14:35
Yes. My girlfriend's sister's kid has been trying
03:14:40
to get up by my shoulders and I as much as confident as I am
03:14:44
with that, started pushing it because I know
03:14:48
I don't want there to be an accident and then I get blamed for it.
03:14:50
So it's like I'm just going to sway away from doing any of that
03:14:56
just in case
03:14:58
it benefits the kid.
03:14:59
If the kid is fine, but if the kid hurts themselves, that just is going to.
03:15:04
Yeah.
03:15:04
And I, I don't know your story and I think I heard you say your girlfriend's kid
03:15:09
A no, no, no, no, no. Definitely not.
03:15:12
Sisters Sister's
03:15:14
sister's kid. Okay.
03:15:16
Yeah, her niece.
03:15:18
That was just like, I'm from friends of mine.
03:15:19
I have a bad story.
03:15:21
I'm not even going to say it, but don't know.
03:15:24
Play around with your girlfriend's kid
03:15:25
if they're not your kid before you're married.
03:15:28
No. Yeah, I just don't. Don't have a girlfriend that has kids.
03:15:30
Is that good? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just don't do that.
03:15:33
Which is that which is. Would have been my adage my entire life.
03:15:36
I mean, this particular person got accused of some horrific shit because,
03:15:40
you know, the daughter, I mean the, the girlfriend ex-girlfriend after that
03:15:44
wanted to really hurt that person's.
03:15:49
So Gary Lee,
03:15:52
did he I don't know. Was even back.
03:15:54
You couldn't hear him except the big
03:15:57
right, Gary?
03:15:59
Oh, you get it right. I don't think he did.
03:16:01
And that's a that's a an unpopular opinion.
03:16:05
I'm not racist either, because I said that with one of my friends
03:16:08
that happens to be black and they immediately
03:16:09
went to such that you'll never you will never know
03:16:12
now, like you'll never look, here's what I think will speak the truth of that.
03:16:15
I think he's such spotlight whore that
03:16:19
and I know that that was a hypothetical, you know, I mean, he didn't actually admit
03:16:21
that it was some weird fake book that he wrote that what if I did it?
03:16:25
Some weird, twisted way to than just that?
03:16:28
Yeah. Yeah. I mean, if he did do it that clearly that makes sense.
03:16:31
But you look at the crime scene,
03:16:33
the patio or the whatever it was is just covered in blood.
03:16:37
And as far as I know, there was no blood inside the house or at the shower.
03:16:40
So just really one drop on his sock, one drop in the car.
03:16:43
Wouldn't he have been covered in blood if he had said
03:16:47
It depends on the time frame and how I know, but for what he just said,
03:16:52
he played karate and he stabbed and there was blood everywhere.
03:16:55
But not on him.
03:16:56
How is that possible?
03:16:58
And you saw how much blood he got busted because there was a drop of blood
03:17:01
in the in the Bronco is what I remember.
03:17:03
I could be wrong,
03:17:04
but and then there was a drop of blood on the soccer club in the two drops total.
03:17:07
The motives. Motive?
03:17:09
Oh, definitely motive.
03:17:10
Yeah, definitely. And from his point of view and his admission.
03:17:14
But I think I think.
03:17:15
He's taking credit for somebody else.
03:17:17
Honestly. Weird Way to take credit.
03:17:20
Yeah, it's a weird way to work that I genuinely. Yeah.
03:17:22
You think that he said, oh, I did it but somebody didn't do it.
03:17:26
Yeah.
03:17:26
I think that's more possible because if the, if he was,
03:17:29
if there was blood all over the Bronco and all blood all over him,
03:17:31
I think beyond a shadow of a doubt that he did it, I Don't know if that.
03:17:35
But why only two drops?
03:17:37
Have you ever have you ever coach, have you ever cut yourself?
03:17:40
I don't think it's just to drive.
03:17:41
Yeah, I like that point.
03:17:43
Please tell me you were old enough to to watch that live.
03:17:46
You weren't, were you? Holy shit.
03:17:47
I mean, I was younger, but I, I, I didn't care one way or another, to be honest.
03:17:53
I don't know why we so much.
03:17:54
I remember I was in an emergency waiting room
03:17:56
when it started, and we watched every second of it.
03:17:59
And then meticulously I mean, it was very intriguing.
03:18:02
But I and I remember my parents watching, but it was nothing
03:18:04
that me as a kid was just like, Oh, yeah, this is like something I'm invested in.
03:18:08
I'm probably your parents age. And it was weird.
03:18:10
It was weird, but it wasn't like
03:18:13
I remember the whole trial of the trial was even about you.
03:18:17
Seven days. Are you in your seventies? No.
03:18:20
The trial was even better than the Chase, and people were fixated on that too.
03:18:23
So I remember.
03:18:23
I don't remember why
03:18:24
there was very little blood, but that's one of the reasons he got off.
03:18:28
Did not just that the fact that the glove got off on the blood.
03:18:31
If I got off on the blood, I bet she did.
03:18:34
If you've ever I think I mentioned that on the show, too.
03:18:36
Blood is really sticky.
03:18:37
It's not something we want ever to be involved in sex, ever.
03:18:40
We say that one more time.
03:18:42
Watch It never be involved with sex.
03:18:49
I would have to agree, even though there's no proof of it.
03:18:52
And what I observe, I think there actually is proof of it.
03:18:56
Yeah, there was definitely proof that we had to agree with you on that issue.
03:18:59
There was blood everywhere.
03:19:00
Okay. Okay.
03:19:00
We're talking about OJ. Not my experience.
03:19:03
Like you were changing your mind about
03:19:06
Ryan.
03:19:07
What do you think? Most certainly.
03:19:09
Most definitely.
03:19:11
So it sounds like we're going to have a Bob.
03:19:15
So now is three names.
03:19:16
Should I call him Ryan?
03:19:18
What's the other one, brother or Walter?
03:19:21
I'm confused when there's so many names. Are these aliases?
03:19:23
What does this guy up to there?
03:19:26
I don't know. Maybe we should want somebody.
03:19:29
Somebody has one name and a nickname. It's clever and cute.
03:19:31
As soon as you start to be three names, I'm like, So why are you so many aliases?
03:19:35
Exactly. Buck there.
03:19:37
Yeah. Two is enough, too. Yeah.
03:19:40
Although, um, I think Gary is, uh, quite a few to be honest.
03:19:45
I only know Gary and
03:19:47
Gary for all the rest of them are variations of Gary.
03:19:52
Um but they're still covers.
03:19:55
Stefan always said Gary. Ah, no, it was it.
03:19:57
What did he say?
03:19:58
I forgot.
03:19:58
We said, Gary, come back.
03:20:00
And I think it was something like
03:20:03
your Uncle Jerry.
03:20:06
And those are all variations of Gary. Hm.
03:20:11
Those fled.
03:20:12
Mm hmm.
03:20:13
Is it.
03:20:13
Is it really?
03:20:16
Most certainly.
03:20:18
Say Gary Lee and then get the flags.
03:20:21
I don't think you can.
03:20:24
Now, he said that story on one of the like on the fifth show.
03:20:27
It was just some funny name he came up with, right?
03:20:29
No, because it was like a cover for fag.
03:20:31
He was trying to say fag.
03:20:33
It was a cover for it. No.
03:20:36
Isn't that what it was?
03:20:38
I don't think so either. That's what it was.
03:20:41
I made all kinds of suggestions.
03:20:42
He said something it's not that he's ever said anything honest in his life.
03:20:46
He said that he would put in video games when he would win
03:20:48
because he couldn't like fags instead of putting flags because they.
03:20:53
Right.
03:20:54
That's what I thought.
03:20:54
Yeah, maybe that makes sense that there was only three letter video games, though.
03:20:59
I don't know.
03:20:59
I don't know what video games he was playing.
03:21:01
He could have been playing like old school.
03:21:02
Like you guys are you guys. You're young, man.
03:21:05
I never it was always like three letters and every video game I ever played,
03:21:09
I don't know.
03:21:11
That's what I on the original story.
03:21:13
Was there something about a video game?
03:21:15
I swear he was somebody that we couldn't flag.
03:21:19
And then he put flags because they are and I am.
03:21:24
Who the fuck is cheddar stove?
03:21:26
Cheddar cheddar. Steve.
03:21:28
Hey, Bob.
03:21:29
Where the fuck are you? What the hell?
03:21:32
Yeah, I got to look at the chat marks we usually don't have.
03:21:34
Dammit,
03:21:35
I know you don't have any, which is why we don't pay attention.
03:21:38
To What up?
03:21:39
No, I'm just glad trans kids can't get AIDS,
03:21:43
but they can if they do book stuff, but only if they do bad stuff.
03:21:48
I like I'm pro-choice. Sometimes I choose the mouth.
03:21:50
Sometimes I choose the but brilliant.
03:21:53
I'm pro-choice. As long as you.
03:21:55
Um, that's a dead argument.
03:21:57
Don't even start you joke.
03:21:59
Start me. Help!
03:22:01
What killed me?
03:22:04
I'm pro-choice. As long as you let me help.
03:22:06
So let you help get fucked or kill the baby.
03:22:10
How far are you going kill the baby? Okay, I got.
03:22:12
I just want to make sure.
03:22:13
Right.
03:22:14
Well, I'm pro-choice
03:22:15
because if I have to pick on pro-choice, pro-life, there's clearly no answer.
03:22:19
There's no moral. They're both to the right.
03:22:21
Both sides are right.
03:22:23
One side will say that it's the most genocide ever, especially on the black
03:22:27
babies.
03:22:28
Oh, it is. No, they won't say.
03:22:29
They'll point statistics
03:22:30
that say that there's just excluding logistic speak, though,
03:22:34
if a picture is worth a thousand words with you,
03:22:36
our statistics are worth a million words,
03:22:40
or at least 499.
03:22:42
Oh, certainly.
03:22:44
Most definitely.
03:22:47
I still can't believe that he believes that.
03:22:49
Those views.
03:22:51
Oh, Gary, Gary,
03:22:54
500,000.
03:22:56
First it was a thousand and nobody said anything.
03:22:59
Then it was 2000. Then it was a hundred thousand notes.
03:23:00
500,000.
03:23:01
There's got to be something to it.
03:23:04
That's why Gary, the mine, the mindless trendy
03:23:08
believe in views that that benefit himself but don't question right
03:23:13
I mean don't believe in anything else they say anyway.
03:23:17
I've always prided myself on being the smartest guy in the room,
03:23:20
and lately I just haven't felt that way.
03:23:23
No, I have to agree with you on that. Sure.
03:23:27
Okay.
03:23:28
So many. Yeah, there's too many sounds.
03:23:30
Those are my new two new clips this week, so. Yes.
03:23:33
Yes, that's what I clipped.
03:23:35
No, I mean, sure.
03:23:38
Oh, and then one more.
03:23:39
So I went hard on the creation myth or.
03:23:44
Yeah, I never played this one last week cause I did like this one a lot.
03:23:47
And when you mention God or the Bible, people freak out and
03:23:52
because that is so true, I don't mention it.
03:23:56
You can use it as an example without mentioning it.
03:24:00
I have to agree with you on that issue.
03:24:04
But don't trust an atheist.
03:24:07
Donald Trump really believes in the Bible.
03:24:10
I have to agree with you on that issue.
03:24:12
Men most certainly don't.
03:24:15
We all think Donald Trump really believes in the limelight.
03:24:18
I was going to say that.
03:24:19
I don't think he said that right. But I remember you.
03:24:21
I don't think Donald Trump really believes in the Bible.
03:24:24
That's the one.
03:24:24
He said, Oh, yeah, he's yeah, that's me.
03:24:27
If I go around because it's so subtle how I think Donald Trump
03:24:30
really believes in the Bible so that Donald Trump really is in the limelight.
03:24:34
I don't think it's going to end well, but we're going to try.
03:24:37
And that's why I started to say whatever to call him.
03:24:39
And then I forgot what I was going to say about him.
03:24:41
We're going to try
03:24:42
and have a debate between Bob and whatever he wants to be called.
03:24:46
Okay,
03:24:47
brother,
03:24:48
It seems like they have opposing point of views,
03:24:51
and I do know I'm just too tired and old to fight with people anymore.
03:24:54
So you don't even know who I agree with or not because I just don't say it anymore.
03:24:59
I just a really nice guy, you know?
03:25:01
And I'm not I'm not doubting that Jesus duty is one of the nicest guys ever met.
03:25:07
The shit that he did to put on a neck is incredible.
03:25:09
The money that he'd put up for the prizes and shit repeatedly.
03:25:13
I wouldn't do shit like that for anybody in the world.
03:25:15
He's a people he didn't even know about.
03:25:17
Like some some.
03:25:20
You went to those, you know,
03:25:21
100 over 100, over a hundred people to the one they said.
03:25:25
But if you were ever there, I heard about him.
03:25:28
Typically, though, I just did.
03:25:30
I went I was friends with most of those golfers.
03:25:32
And then it became a point where if you didn't disc
03:25:34
golf, you just really lost those friends.
03:25:36
So I kind of lost touch with everybody, but
03:25:39
hearing about those events,
03:25:41
I used to hear that he would give steak dinners to most of the regulars.
03:25:44
I don't know if you went there that early or not.
03:25:47
Yeah, no, they never did have a lunch at the half
03:25:50
and there'd be food and never be really a disappointment.
03:25:54
You'd never be disappointed with whatever you got.
03:25:57
Like, I know, like you go somewhere and oh they got food and you go,
03:26:01
okay, maybe like hot dog and chips one one burger.
03:26:05
Yeah.
03:26:06
Or like one hot dog.
03:26:07
And it's like, no, it was, it was pretty straight up.
03:26:11
And then even the prices were pretty straight up and there was no trophies.
03:26:16
It had the feel of something that that mattered, you know,
03:26:20
even though it was just like the, the local crew
03:26:23
that knew, the local crew that knew the local crew was all word of mouth shit.
03:26:26
It was like a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend of. A friend.
03:26:29
Yeah.
03:26:29
And then, you know,
03:26:32
they had to do it almost secretly because it started to get too big.
03:26:35
And then some people that were there weren't like being nice really well,
03:26:38
they kind of got and then he finally just because people
03:26:41
yeah it was more or loose so you know there's people
03:26:44
that are getting drunk and smoking weed and holes and shit and so that's not
03:26:47
traditionally goes on in most other tournaments,
03:26:50
smoking weed on disc golf courses. What?
03:26:52
What or you mean there's some people that take it serious.
03:26:55
They're going to look at you or scoff at you and I have experiment.
03:26:58
I've experienced that a little bit.
03:27:00
If Dipshit was still on here just during tournaments.
03:27:03
No, because, I mean, do you disc?
03:27:05
That's scary.
03:27:06
Most disc golfing involves, drinking and smoking.
03:27:10
Yeah.
03:27:10
But is also I've always made fun of some people, like, dude,
03:27:13
you can't just go sit at work and drink and smoke.
03:27:15
You need an excuse to walk around in the woods.
03:27:17
So they put a bunch of baskets. Yeah, that's how we.
03:27:20
That's how I like.
03:27:21
You can go somewhere. It's outside, you can smoke weed.
03:27:24
The tournaments, the tournament are definitely frowned upon a little bit.
03:27:27
The main ones, they.
03:27:27
Gary's got more experience on those
03:27:29
because that was what I've always heard from Gary
03:27:31
and that's how I
03:27:32
learned about the U-turn Act, because he's like, No,
03:27:34
this is different than any other tourney, cause
03:27:36
I've played them in tournaments and it was terrible.
03:27:38
He's like, I was the only one drinking.
03:27:40
I was the only one smoking.
03:27:41
And nobody seemed to be wanting that you used to have.
03:27:45
I don't know if I should say this, but illicit prizes for like clubs.
03:27:49
Yeah, that's what I said in the last show.
03:27:50
I, I don't watch the show so I split the,
03:27:54
I split the Doobie Pod with mini coochie.
03:27:56
Hopefully you guys don't think I'm joking about that. Honest to God.
03:27:59
I see. I'll tell you how much show I watch.
03:28:01
I want everyone everyone put in a Do they want to be part of the Doobie
03:28:05
Brothers and whoever got to be on the Doobie Brothers.
03:28:08
Otherwise you did a throw off at the end.
03:28:10
I wish I would have taken part in those.
03:28:12
That sounds fun.
03:28:13
Yeah, I want to have a bag. But it was.
03:28:15
I should have won the whole bag.
03:28:16
I watched the show after the show.
03:28:18
In the beginning,
03:28:19
I find out where the monologue starts, which is between two and 15 minutes,
03:28:23
and then I try to find the best 30 minute spot.
03:28:27
So I watched a few minutes here, a few minutes here.
03:28:28
And Michael, I remember that that was good. And and whatever.
03:28:30
30 minutes after that, clip it up and I don't watch more of the show.
03:28:34
Can't do it.
03:28:34
I don't have time or whatever.
03:28:37
But when it comes to, like, a clip, that's just Ben SHAPIRO and me
03:28:40
just staring at it like you don't have any qualms over that.
03:28:43
No, I you know what?
03:28:45
So this is even worse, the clips, because they could get flagged.
03:28:47
They could get flagged.
03:28:48
But at the same time, I don't know,
03:28:49
because there's not even anyone saying anything.
03:28:51
So it's all just stealing,
03:28:53
stealing his material and presenting it as which I don't like or whatever.
03:28:57
I don't give a shit.
03:28:59
Where are you?
03:28:59
I don't give a shit that much about the editing or the.
03:29:03
No, just saying this, just the clip in general, just being just done.
03:29:06
SHAPIRO And no, no original content on our end.
03:29:09
And we're claiming that it's our clip.
03:29:10
That's it's fine.
03:29:12
I don't care that I don't care enough Go don't do who gives a shit.
03:29:16
But at the same time, it does feel a little weird.
03:29:18
But I just want to present that like, Oh, look,
03:29:21
we're just trying to steal his content presenting as large as we can get.
03:29:25
Like, there? Yeah. No.
03:29:27
Yeah. No. Well, see, I'm doing it now, too.
03:29:28
What the fuck? I've never done that before.
03:29:30
I mean, I have to agree with you on that.
03:29:33
So the
03:29:34
one where he was talking just we got 10,000 views
03:29:38
and that one gets a lot of shit.
03:29:39
So the reason is his opinion of people that would not normally see it.
03:29:43
I don't mind either because I listen to his shit, I listen to his podcast.
03:29:47
So and then it created I can promote him to other created more
03:29:50
than I can promote him to other people that might not hear him.
03:29:52
That might be a good thing too. So whatever.
03:29:55
And a good point was brought up by you that typically people
03:29:58
aren't going to watch the series of clips, you know, if unless they're subscribing.
03:30:01
It comes in their feed one at a time. But I don't know.
03:30:03
I don't know.
03:30:04
Depends on how bored there, I guess.
03:30:06
Well, you said that.
03:30:07
So I'm just saying when I put them in the feature,
03:30:10
if they are watching the one right before that was Richard Dawkins saying it
03:30:13
and then it was his reply.
03:30:15
And we do talk a little bit at that at the time when it was split
03:30:18
well enough to where the clips could still see an independent on their own.
03:30:22
If you did not know of the other clip.
03:30:25
But so for that whole two days, it was supposed to be a progression. It's
03:30:28
it's Dawkins talking then what's his name the yarmulke I keep I hate call the
03:30:34
funny come the Jew.
03:30:35
You can get Shakira and Shakira talks twice here
03:30:39
and then I need to do a look.
03:30:43
And then if you really follow up of Ben SHAPIRO and Shakira,
03:30:47
then Gary has a bit of a reply.
03:30:48
You want his head and her body or her head and his body.
03:30:52
Well, obviously, I want.
03:30:53
See, now, if it's if I'm just looking at it, I want her body.
03:30:56
But if I'm having sex with it, I want him.
03:30:58
And I just want more. I mean, I'm sorry.
03:31:00
Her head and just oral sex if his body and his head away from me.
03:31:05
But if you're talking about just watching her, I think we want
03:31:10
her body, his head.
03:31:11
She's a woman. She's going to be like froggy.
03:31:13
She's got that frog over her that we want to talk to him. But
03:31:19
I like an athlete.
03:31:20
I like an athlete to move gracefully.
03:31:23
I don't like around
03:31:26
room.
03:31:28
Yeah, well, it's not how she sounds.
03:31:30
That's all she sounds. Me
03:31:32
think that's the Puerto Rican in her room in here?
03:31:37
When I leave the room,
03:31:40
you meet me in the room
03:31:42
when the or her name?
03:31:46
I don't know any.
03:31:47
I've done this.
03:31:48
I've done this impersonation in my own life.
03:31:50
That's how I know any of her songs. I don't think so.
03:31:52
Not because I feel like she's a grandmother.
03:31:54
But I excel that you can easily make fun of and parody the Nana.
03:31:58
I know the song you're doing now. I actually hear the minute.
03:32:01
Yeah,
03:32:02
well, isn't it
03:32:05
forever that the name of that song is Banana Forever? You
03:32:10
never.
03:32:10
Oh, it's actually. Whatever. Whatever.
03:32:12
Whenever, whatever, whenever.
03:32:14
I wonder, Banana River, I have to agree with you on that issue.
03:32:18
It's not a matter of certainly I'm not.
03:32:25
No, I'm sure
03:32:28
glad you're higher than a kite.
03:32:32
You think Shakira is going to go to heaven?
03:32:34
No. Well, I mean, sure.
03:32:38
Most certainly.
03:32:40
Most definitely.
03:32:43
So I Know what the next mash up would have?
03:32:45
You agree?
03:32:45
Even though there's no proof of it?
03:32:48
You got any videos or anything to carry?
03:32:50
It was higher than a kite.
03:32:52
Gary's Not a woman either.
03:32:53
I might, like, carry the time,
03:32:56
except that is there was like a movie.
03:32:58
There was a movie from the 1956 called The Giant.
03:33:03
Never heard of it. Never saw it.
03:33:04
But apparently Elizabeth Taylor, Rock Hudson and James Dean are in it.
03:33:10
I put your video on, but it looks like a bunch of small videos.
03:33:12
Oh, there it is.
03:33:14
Now, as I mentioned, it is small, but I don't know.
03:33:17
I don't know. Given for you.
03:33:18
I'm always to that we should we start having a whole movie watch?
03:33:22
Like what do they call that.
03:33:23
I don't know you go for is is attempting to do a review of some type of analysis.
03:33:28
Of course he's not going to and yeah no variety and violent contrasts
03:33:34
the land where today's ranch hand can become tomorrow's multimillionaire
03:33:37
probably had the same 400 and for
03:33:47
what more than a state here is a state of mind.
03:33:51
Yeah. I think that's very toxic. I don't know if you want to do that.
03:33:53
All the emotions of people who are often as exhilarating, dinosaurs, exasperating.
03:33:59
How exciting as the.
03:34:01
Because this is supposed to make me want to watch the movie u.s.m.c.
03:34:05
to uncover the story of all that you've been seeing lately.
03:34:10
A cavalcade no bad bonus.
03:34:12
The whole point.
03:34:13
There's something like this before every movie with some modern
03:34:16
I forgot who was, but it's horrible. Yeah, whatever.
03:34:18
I could just watch it from home or myself or.
03:34:21
I paid ten bucks, but I may get up and get out so bad.
03:34:24
Yeah, but I just.
03:34:25
You just pay for the networks, and then you just
03:34:27
go, Well, this movie sucks all the way through.
03:34:29
When we want some of
03:34:32
those can up your good.
03:34:34
The idea.
03:34:35
MoviePass. Ten bucks a month.
03:34:36
I see all the movies
03:34:39
you Redbox which you say
03:34:42
can't talk over the giant.
03:34:45
So I didn't realize It's hard to tell out loud.
03:34:47
That's like coming through.
03:34:48
I said, I do.
03:34:49
MoviePass It's ten bucks a month and I see all the movies.
03:34:54
Son of. A bitch
03:34:56
at the theater movie Pass at the theater?
03:35:00
Yeah. It's ten bucks a month in.
03:35:02
Only ten bucks a month.
03:35:03
How much do the drinks, the alcohol and the popcorn?
03:35:06
How much does all that cost?
03:35:07
I go to the dollar store on the way.
03:35:09
So five bucks for the both of us.
03:35:11
Okay, Because I'm not on a date. I'm with my wife.
03:35:13
I got nothing to prove I've actually done one to the new one.
03:35:18
You want to
03:35:18
go into the movie theater, buy popcorn, and then leave without going to a movie?
03:35:23
Because the popcorn like it's way but it's way better than what?
03:35:26
I guess you like it.
03:35:27
So I'll tell you what's way better than you.
03:35:29
When I get home, it's I'm like, I'm going to blow your mind.
03:35:32
You ready?
03:35:32
The life fact that I was working for charity
03:35:35
so you could walk into any movie theater and say, Hey,
03:35:39
we're having a pick a thing, we're having a carnival
03:35:41
or having movie night at the elementary school.
03:35:42
Can you give me one of those bags of popcorn
03:35:45
and or sell me one if you want to rip it off
03:35:47
and they will give you one or sell you one for, you know, three or 30 bucks.
03:35:51
You don't have to.
03:35:52
You all you plastic bags, you have a garbage bag full of popcorn
03:35:55
and you know, that shit really never gets stale. I don't know what's in it, but
03:36:00
it doesn't have to.
03:36:01
Yeah, you don't have to.
03:36:04
Yeah, you don't have to.
03:36:04
You don't have to go to a movie to go pay. You don't have to. Yeah.
03:36:07
I make sure that, you know, that's what my intent is.
03:36:09
But I made sure like, hey, I'm, I'm coming in, I'm not buying a ticket
03:36:13
because sometimes they do bypass like the window.
03:36:16
So you have to tell them what your intent is.
03:36:18
But kind of stupid or no offense.
03:36:21
Not really because the popcorn is different.
03:36:23
It's better than what you would get either.
03:36:26
Trust me, for the years
03:36:27
I've tried to have the movie theater butter with the Orville Redenbacher,
03:36:30
whoever the fuck makes it, do you then get whatever that you get.
03:36:33
It's not the same butter. It's not the same.
03:36:36
It tastes way better coming from the theater.
03:36:38
So do you just like popcorn that much?
03:36:40
You do that for your movie?
03:36:41
No, no, I just know I just do that occasionally because I crave
03:36:45
a popcorn, which is maybe
03:36:47
not even once a year.
03:36:48
I've done it maybe like three or four times My like in the last years.
03:36:51
But I would do it.
03:36:53
I would do it more often if I felt if it I felt like it was more comfortable.
03:36:57
I always feel weird
03:36:58
walking in there and expressing that I am not coming to see a movie.
03:37:02
I just want to go to the thing and buy popcorn and leave.
03:37:05
And that was the thing.
03:37:05
My my girlfriend kind of goes that that's weird too.
03:37:08
And so I
03:37:10
even though she saw eat the popcorn that I've gotten.
03:37:12
But but I just kind of
03:37:15
I'd make fun of you too.
03:37:16
But if you had some, I'd eat some too.
03:37:18
Well,
03:37:19
so here's a normal here's another here's a fact about going to the movies, though
03:37:22
you probably will make sure you most people pee a little
03:37:26
during a two hour movie because they don't want to get up and miss the movie.
03:37:30
I don't see why or how you can't hold it at.
03:37:34
You can't find a wall in the movie, Like there's
03:37:37
these kinds of lulls in the movie, so there's an app for that.
03:37:40
It'll tell you the best spot to be in a movie without missing as much.
03:37:43
And it'll even tell you the little piece that you missed.
03:37:45
But still nobody no, most people don't do that.
03:37:47
And even talking to movie theater, everybody, listen.
03:37:49
These are these are from people I knew back then.
03:37:51
They used to clean movie theaters and be like, it's not a rare occasion.
03:37:54
It happens all the time.
03:37:56
And sometimes there's even still a little puddle left.
03:37:58
But most of the time it just soaks into their pants
03:38:00
and it's gone before they get up.
03:38:02
I think about that, though, you know, it's a wet pee fucking leg.
03:38:06
What's so important that you and I'm
03:38:08
the kind of person who likes to sit in the best seat in the theater,
03:38:12
which is the most used one.
03:38:13
It's the most worn one. It's the most nasty, dirty one, too.
03:38:16
You really.
03:38:17
I don't want to say I like to take my where anyone isn't
03:38:21
some I'll come whether I'd be up front or be in the lap.
03:38:24
I don't care if I go to a movie.
03:38:25
I come home, I take my clothes off immediately,
03:38:27
put them in a hazmat suit, really go to a washer.
03:38:30
Forever of the movies.
03:38:32
I go to movies a lot at home.
03:38:34
I do that too.
03:38:36
But there are some movies that are just way better at the movies.
03:38:39
Are they?
03:38:40
Yes. Are you saying that tells me that you have been to a movie in a while?
03:38:43
The content sucks, but the the movie's not going to you an IMAX or like some three.
03:38:48
So many so few movies.
03:38:49
IMAX is too big.
03:38:50
It's that it's you know Yeah.
03:38:53
It's like sitting in the front row watching you
03:38:55
watch him talk and watch him talk.
03:38:56
It's too good.
03:38:58
But Listen, if there's a shitty movie with shitty content,
03:39:00
watching it at home or in the theater isn't going to change a thing.
03:39:02
And since all the movies suck nowadays, or at least most of them do,
03:39:05
there's no difference. But some of the effects
03:39:07
and some of the movies that I like to call my multi-tasker.
03:39:09
Anyway, I will put a movie on and then also play a video game.
03:39:12
So it's not like I got to go to the movies while I don't sneak just store
03:39:16
candy and I also sneak in full cooked sausage brats with condiments.
03:39:20
You take a vape pen and they've got to go now.
03:39:23
So that might explain the excessive peeing potentially too.
03:39:26
So dudes bitch and shit,
03:39:28
somebody like you can get a big ass beer at AMC that didn't give you a fight.
03:39:32
As long as they're adults, somebody starts,
03:39:34
Bitch, Dude, you can't be drinking beer in here.
03:39:36
You literally hand them a beer.
03:39:37
Everything is fine, you know?
03:39:39
Next thing you know, everyone's like, Dude, that was a great one.
03:39:42
Cheers.
03:39:43
Two ounce beers
03:39:46
and AMC.
03:39:47
Now they bring all that shit right to your seat for No, no more cost.
03:39:50
I mean, I guess you could tip the guy, but.
03:39:52
And fat, lazy people get fatter and lazier.
03:39:55
No, go home after all right.
03:39:57
So I agree with you.
03:39:58
Fat and lazy.
03:39:58
There's got a line.
03:39:59
But dude, they're not going to stop the movie
03:40:00
for you to run out and get popcorn.
03:40:02
But if you want something
03:40:03
intermission, there should be like, you could go on 5 minutes.
03:40:06
You can go on the app and order movie.
03:40:09
You got to see the movie.
03:40:11
Do They never did that When? I was little. That's amazing.
03:40:12
Yeah, but it was different when we were younger
03:40:15
because you had to wait fucking eight months,
03:40:17
sometimes a year for the movie to come out on VHS.
03:40:20
And then you had to buy the VHS.
03:40:21
Nowadays that shit's going right, the fucking streaming service.
03:40:25
So it's not like there's, Oh God, if I miss a
03:40:27
if I miss a tiny sliver of anything, to me that just gives me more pause
03:40:30
to watch again when it comes out on a regular streaming service
03:40:34
because it's like, Oh, I missed a little bit.
03:40:35
Let me like reabsorb this because I'll do that too.
03:40:38
If I like a movie, I'll watch it again when it comes
03:40:41
video or whatever you're calling it streaming, what do we call it?
03:40:44
Sometimes I don't.
03:40:45
I'm like, too like I remember it
03:40:46
too much to where it's like, it's not exciting to me anymore.
03:40:49
I already know what's going to happen.
03:40:50
So you guys got to come over when my kids are home from school.
03:40:54
We have movies in the backyard, rather not on the giant screen.
03:40:57
And we'll have a Flashdance movie night.
03:40:59
Where are your kids? Where your kids contingent?
03:41:00
And that's coming over. And it seems kind of weird.
03:41:05
I don't know.
03:41:06
I just don't really party.
03:41:07
Dude, my kids are college kids.
03:41:08
They party like crazy, only party with them anymore.
03:41:12
So you, like, made it very much contingent on us only coming over
03:41:15
when your kids are there. Oh, this is my whole thought process.
03:41:17
What my head is. Hey, it's our kids are home.
03:41:19
You guys need to come over.
03:41:20
I looked at your projector behind you again.
03:41:22
We're talking about movies at home, in the theater.
03:41:25
And I was thinking in my head, Dude,
03:41:26
movies in my backyard are pretty close to the theater.
03:41:31
Pretty.
03:41:32
My movies are pretty close to a theater with the sound
03:41:35
and the quality of the screen.
03:41:36
So whether I go to the theater watching the movies, it's not much different.
03:41:44
All right.
03:41:45
So see if this works.
03:41:56
There is
03:42:01
no you have
03:42:09
got to move it
03:42:13
back.
03:42:17
Oh, this horrible, horrible drug.
03:42:23
Yeah, but she's so attractive.
03:42:25
That's so interesting, right?
03:42:27
When you walk
03:42:31
right over that little girl, like,
03:42:33
Yeah, Can you get him off the street when you're
03:42:36
looking
03:42:40
at your security here?
03:42:41
And then you shows him what he looks like that.
03:42:46
Why does he look like that?
03:42:48
No, no.
03:42:57
Oh, my God.
03:42:57
Why do you get to do that?
03:42:59
But it's good.
03:43:01
I mean, you look like that.
03:43:09
Oh, my God.
03:43:10
You're going to
03:43:14
that horrible
03:43:23
nightmare here.
03:43:26
What is the band
03:43:30
video over there?
03:43:31
But other than that, I
03:43:36
for forever
03:43:39
The animal.
03:43:43
If you get almost it moves in like it's.
03:43:46
It's not like a new one.
03:43:48
It's like what do you think her what do you think her biggest asset is
03:43:58
is she's still look
03:44:01
she still looks good in this at her age, her current age.
03:44:04
What was the once she on the Super Bowl her some she a few years ago.
03:44:09
I don't know I get up and take a shit halftime at the Super Bowl.
03:44:12
I don't watch I don't know
03:44:14
you know that there's a problem with plumbing at that time.
03:44:16
I actually like apartment buildings and shit in New York City.
03:44:19
That was that was a joke made on a Futurama episode.
03:44:22
But I don't I didn't know that that was actually a literal thing.
03:44:25
Literal. It's so weird. The ship,
03:44:28
the Ship nature people, sheep.
03:44:31
What do you mean? The sheep?
03:44:32
Nature people, everyone just. Yeah, just.
03:44:34
Oh, I can't piss that any other time.
03:44:36
I have to wait for this governance moment.
03:44:38
Everyone. I don't care.
03:44:40
I just. I just. Shit.
03:44:41
I would just shit whenever I have to. Shit. But it's. I have to shit.
03:44:43
I have to shit right now. Kind of, actually.
03:44:45
It's not. We're doing the show before the show's over.
03:44:47
I might try to squeeze one out, so. Right. But.
03:44:50
So you're going to wait till a break to take a shit?
03:44:52
That's what halftime is.
03:44:54
Yeah, but this is different. I'm not obligated.
03:44:56
It's not. It's.
03:44:57
It is different.
03:44:57
But I'll go right now if you want to challenge me on this.
03:45:00
I don't see what you're not eating.
03:45:02
Most people gorged themselves on food by the first quarter
03:45:07
and they drink a bunch of beer and shit.
03:45:08
And you know what happens when you do all that?
03:45:10
I mean, I'm drinking a bunch of beer.
03:45:12
You're drinking a bunch of beer?
03:45:14
Yes. I don't like doing videos and stuff like that.
03:45:18
Go back to the people.
03:45:20
And I don't think drinking is a word.
03:45:23
I mean, you could say we're not drinking, but it's short for drinking.
03:45:27
I think you meant to say a drunk.
03:45:29
I don't want to say drunken.
03:45:32
No, drunken is a drinking.
03:45:34
No, I don't even know.
03:45:35
No. Well, I mean, sure,
03:45:39
there parents, you know.
03:45:41
Yes, yes, I don't.
03:45:44
Giant, wonderful.
03:45:46
It's great.
03:45:50
I think the show should have been better than
03:45:54
that. One more.
03:45:55
But I have to agree with you on that,
03:45:59
Erin.
03:46:00
Okay. I'll try this again.
03:46:01
The show, 7 p.m.
03:46:04
the I'm not even drinking
03:46:08
the show should have a
03:46:10
why that
03:46:12
this most certainly show most definitely
03:46:15
should have been called draw because you're a giant this way
03:46:19
to get something done if you if your holds near and dear to you that you
03:46:25
like to be able
03:46:27
that's amazing doing that without moving your mouth
03:46:29
this way to get something done
03:46:34
is like a weird clip on the end of this one.
03:46:35
This is part of like this one was
03:46:36
there's like this community thing and this giant it's not a clip Yeah.
03:46:40
He's showing a clip of that giant giant No, no, no.
03:46:46
Well, don't say clip, then I'm going to hit the clip button.
03:46:49
So this clip, let's get something doesn't do the like.
03:46:52
You're terrible ending a whole year.
03:46:53
I mean I get a positive
03:46:56
like to be able to
03:46:59
anyway that
03:47:02
you cook that who cook this clip because they got the
03:47:07
fucking clippers
03:47:09
it wasn't me
03:47:11
and I almost wanted to I almost was going to record it
03:47:14
from here chop the end off and then re upload it as my own.
03:47:17
But I don't think it's that important of a clip. But,
03:47:22
but so I went hard on the creation.
03:47:24
Agree with you on that issue man
03:47:27
we're just pushing buttons now
03:47:29
pretty much.
03:47:30
Dammit.
03:47:32
I would have to agree.
03:47:33
Even though there's no proof of it.
03:47:35
No, but I actually think there is proof of it.
03:47:38
I have to agree with you on that issue right.
03:47:41
I mean, Ryan, you agree, right?
03:47:42
Most certainly.
03:47:44
Most definitely.
03:47:45
I mean, Gary, what what do you think?
03:47:48
I've always prided myself on
03:47:49
being the smartest guy in the room, and lately I just haven't felt that way.
03:47:54
Well, of course, because I'm pretty in pretty juror here.
03:47:57
I mean, of course, everyone else would agree with that.
03:48:00
I right.
03:48:00
I have to agree with you on that issue.
03:48:03
Most certainly. Well, I mean, most surely
03:48:11
initially
03:48:11
he's like, no, he's like, well, on second thought, yeah. No.
03:48:15
Yes, yes.
03:48:21
Brilliant.
03:48:22
With the dog doing
03:48:25
very well.
03:48:26
I my sb.
03:48:28
What the fuck do you mean?
03:48:30
All right, so somebody is playing.
03:48:33
Ever since that April Fools Day, I think somebody's been playing jokes on us.
03:48:38
You think so?
03:48:39
I know so.
03:48:41
Have you ever done an April Fools joke? And then?
03:48:42
And then
03:48:44
nobody ever called John, and then you just got stuck doing it week after week?
03:48:49
No. I thought April Fool's is one day.
03:48:52
I thought so, too.
03:48:54
I don't know.
03:48:56
It sucks now
03:48:58
it's just getting uncomfortable of.
03:49:09
It was higher than a kite, though.
03:49:12
Our dishwasher situation, we just ended a stalemate.
03:49:17
Oh, I guess so.
03:49:18
Until next week.
03:49:19
A perfectly fine, fine cleaning, clean dishes until next week.
03:49:23
Nobody's going to stop you.
03:49:25
Like if I put my bowl, I Go.
03:49:26
Because my balls are getting a little clogged.
03:49:28
I've put bowl my balls
03:49:29
in the dishwasher before, and there's little specks of bowl all over the place.
03:49:33
Now they kind of stick apples and oranges.
03:49:35
You're bad. You shouldn't put car parts in there.
03:49:37
You shouldn't put shit in there. You should. Well, should is by now.
03:49:40
I should say it's all the same thing.
03:49:41
It doesn't matter now.
03:49:43
Do resin is incredibly you need like a solvent to get that shit off.
03:49:47
My food has risen.
03:49:48
And what if it's a resin based food with bees?
03:49:51
Then you should be cautious of it.
03:49:53
Probably not.
03:49:53
Put it in your dishwasher or down your drain. Uh,
03:49:59
you know, there's a really easy way to kind of agree with you on there.
03:50:01
I mean, there's a really easy way to clean your bowls at all.
03:50:04
Metal?
03:50:06
No, I only use glass.
03:50:07
Nobody uses metal bowl.
03:50:08
What are you fucking from? The 1990?
03:50:11
Yeah, I have a metal bowl.
03:50:13
Is it glass?
03:50:14
Whatever. Metal you shouldn't use.
03:50:15
The metal should be heated up.
03:50:17
That should just roll right out of there.
03:50:19
Yeah, but it still gets in the orifices
03:50:23
and then it's still very
03:50:27
heated up with friction.
03:50:31
Seriously, I'm stolen.
03:50:32
I lost my jacket off.
03:50:33
I lost Gary's a SB at that.
03:50:37
All I got, I got it.
03:50:39
They got it up here.
03:50:40
But where did it go with that symbol?
03:50:44
What the fuck.
03:50:49
That's where you to get something done if you.
03:50:52
It's an asshole related to you that you
03:50:55
like to be able
03:50:58
anyway.
03:50:59
Yeah.
03:51:00
And he was all jacked up at the beginning.
03:51:02
By the end he was fading fast.
03:51:04
That's exactly how I feel. Like I.
03:51:06
Have a good night, flair.
03:51:07
Talk to your buddy.
03:51:10
Have a good buddy.
03:51:17
What the dog doing, dammit.
03:51:19
One of these. I thought he said it.
03:51:21
Damn, you.
03:51:22
Have a good night.
03:51:24
I talked to your buddy.
03:51:25
We're losing our audience.
03:51:27
Russia. There's still an audience.
03:51:29
It's getting. Really?
03:51:30
I don't know. I forgot to check. Here we go.
03:51:33
We remember this guy. Little fucking.
03:51:35
He thought there was going to be something.
03:51:36
He thought his little Samsung wannabe iPhone was going to catch something.
03:51:40
We got five.
03:51:42
My shit, my shit caught it.
03:51:44
I put my glasses over my phone.
03:51:45
It caught it just fine. Yeah, but you have an iPhone?
03:51:49
I don't know.
03:51:50
I didn't have an iPhone that day,
03:51:51
honestly, I lost my column, dumps big, massive dumps.
03:51:55
Here's where huge TV figures live
03:51:59
Clips LA
03:52:01
They're good that don't look at that quality man.
03:52:04
You're Oh, I see it. I see it. Tiny little.
03:52:07
It's at the top.
03:52:09
There's the, uh, what do they call that?
03:52:10
What is it, the moon or the fancy little moon?
03:52:15
M or moon?
03:52:17
Oh, yeah.
03:52:19
Oh, to tell he had to say fucking the whole life.
03:52:22
Of course he said there is fucking loser.
03:52:26
Totality is totality.
03:52:30
Hit the nerd button. Jesus Christ.
03:52:32
Oh, my Lord.
03:52:33
Thank you,
03:52:36
dude.
03:52:40
It's about so below.
03:52:43
Have a good night flat.
03:52:45
Talk to your buddy.
03:52:46
It's the Brady Show
03:52:49
Brady and Jerry as a fervent so below
03:52:53
because he's so close Brady and for sure doing it
03:52:58
our way we're gonna make it make our dreams come true Brady and John
03:53:03
show it's Brady and draw in special now Brady draw.