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So I don't see us on Rumble.
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So before. Before you get rolling.
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You're muted.
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Why are you muted?
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I can't unmute you either.
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You're Mike's Muted.
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Can you hear me.
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Can you hear me.
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You're Mike's Muted.
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Why can't I unmute it.
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Oh that's a perfect start.
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Okay.
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As above so below.
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I don't think we're able to hear you.
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Your mic is muted.
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Are you with me.
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You mine.
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And you're gone.
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What's the problem here?
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We had no sound.
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That's a strange, strange thing.
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Looks like he's back.
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Isn't out.
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There? We can hear.
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Do you know your way at.
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Dude, your connection sucks.
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We we I
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don't.
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What's it.
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About?
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He's my producer's,
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drawer for, cleaning up the audio on the debate last week.
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And, and Brady
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a couple weeks ago had the, Penrose triangle.
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Our idea.
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It's not usable.
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I heard that.
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So here he fits in with everybody.
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You're frozen.
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Your cell signal sucks, dude.
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It's the same spot you sit in every week.
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It sucks every week.
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And now it's not functional.
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I thought the I thought it was me.
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So I replaced everything, including the, infrastructure.
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We have somehow 23 people watching.
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Good job. Gary.
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He's frozen.
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So how are you? Draw.
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This is February.
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Yeah, we're coming in.
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Perfect.
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Two. Perfect.
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For some reason, none here in my drops on the other.
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You know, I. Don't know why, but.
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Your drops.
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Yeah, I don't yeah, I don't know. Okay.
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You know what?
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But I got no complaints.
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It's interesting.
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Fuck you.
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Well, what are you guys talking about?
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We're 30 people. Come on. We went up.
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Even though this is the worst.
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One of the worst starts ever.
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We've got.
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Oh, we had 45 people watching.
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When I check in.
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And five thumbs up.
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It's only we don't do it for the views.
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But you guys, should you comment a lot about it? Do you.
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All right.
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So just for the record, can you hear my drops?
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Here's one.
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It's a story of a man named Brady
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who was busy.
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I can hear them. Yes.
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Real time. I'll wait for the playback right now.
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You know.
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This is great.
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This is a testing in progress.
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I know, yeah, we should do this pre-show, and.
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We're trying yet another.
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Weird to.
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So I asked just a couple days in a row for people to join on and test.
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Oh, you asked on Mother's Day at midnight.
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So I did it, you know, But
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anytime between.
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I did it.
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I joined Mother's Day and Midnight.
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Anybody and I hop on.
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I, I did it, I jumped on.
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Yeah.
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And it worked.
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It's there's still something blocking the call.
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So whatever might be blocking the call, they might be blocking you.
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Do you have an echo cancellation?
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I just turned it off.
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Because I've been, I don't know exactly what it's going to do.
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So we should switch over to the monologue.
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While Gary's signal is strong.
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All right.
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The button cat paradox.
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I missed, too late.
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It sounds hilarious.
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So I'm making up already, Mister chance.
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Fucking signal.
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Here we go.
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What?
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Yeah, kind of heard it.
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I heard it. That was on my own.
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I might need to turn them all up now, because we're on a different medium.
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Before what? Something was. Pulling them up.
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So it automatically, I think defaults to 50% volume.
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Anything. Anything. But the vocals.
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We're going to have to.
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Live with the voice mode.
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So it's coming in with the vocals.
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It's going to think it's a vocal.
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I would have said, right, right.
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Yeah.
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So what you are you freaking kidding me?
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You really want to do your drops?
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You can join us.
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Join us if you can join us.
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Oh, are we back to the show?
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I thought we were finishing the troubleshooting.
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The troubleshooting.
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Segment.
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I wanted to praise my producers for doing such a fabulous job.
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And, And I know I should pay attention to the producer.
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A huge. Stream.
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So you know what your producer's been saying
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is fix your fucking cell phone signal out there and where you live.
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Can we say the city where you live?
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Because the cell service sucks our meter.
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You need you need to get a wired ISP instead of your Verizon.
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Your Verizon gets 310 if you're lucky.
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Yeah.
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It's not it's not equipped to, stream from people.
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When you see people streaming in real life, you know, the real the real YouTube.
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So, you.
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Know, it's done every.
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Episode, but yes.
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It's done this every episode at one time or another.
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But okay, so my my opinion is.
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Worse is still that 35,000 views.
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Well, clearly then they're not here to see you.
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Yes, Gary, that tune.
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Straight for. There. You suck.
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Do better.
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Listen, I've got some stuff to say, and I'm going to say it
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regardless of whether they can hear me. I'm just going to leave.
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Fuck you guys. This is bullshit. Like this.
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Okay?
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By the butter cat paradox.
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It is Murphy's Law that a butter piece of bread will fall butter
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side down, and you will know that cats land on their feet.
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So what if you strap a buttered piece of bread to the back of a cat?
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Well, it land cat feet side down or buttered bread side down.
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There's a
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couple workarounds for both of these problems,
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and I'm pretty sure the cat outweighs
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the bread and lands on its feet.
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But today we're talking about waves.
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Now, most physicists will tell you
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that everything can be explained as a wave function.
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So once again, I have picked a topic
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that refers to absolutely everything.
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You should probably get started.
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Should,
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mechanical waves
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can be longitudinal or transverse.
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One of my producers,
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did tell me that we did waves already,
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and he's right.
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We read ready because I.
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Learned about the Rif machine,
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suppressed technology.
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That is the actual cure for cancer.
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And this is sending mechanical waves that,
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that resonate.
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And, the.
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Oh, I see how a my caption is change
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that's gets cute. So,
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this is a great time for a mount Rushmore.
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Let's get let's give me a mount Rushmore.
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Do we have a bumper?
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Now, one thing for Mount Rushmore.
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Is they are not ranked one through four.
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It is just, oh, they're not four.
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All right, so hang ten.
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Water waves,
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sound waves like that.
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That Decepticon with the cassette player and,
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one of the the what? The.
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The papers, the other ones.
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A pterodactyl actually had the number one movie.
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I think it got a jet. Actually.
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That sound way,
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Okay.
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Wait here.
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Surface waves, electromagnetic waves, matter waves, seismic waves.
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Water waves. Waves. Sound.
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Crumbly waves.
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Kelvin waves,
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infrasonic waves.
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Light is interesting because it behaves
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both as a wave and as a particle.
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Which brings us to the double slit experiment.
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The, this is when we found out that quantum behavior is quite
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unlike normal size material behavior
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here.
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Here's how it breaks down.
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We found out about the observer problem,
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and this is how we figured it out.
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We sent
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one proton at a time, or one electron at a time,
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through a double slit into a screen behind it.
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And even though
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they were sending one particle at a time,
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it was showing a,
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so called,
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displacement, not displacement interference pattern.
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Instead of showing two columns where the slits are,
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it was showing an entire interfering pattern.
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So if you put water up to the slits and send waves
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through there, the waves would interfere with one another.
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And the splash on the on the backstop would be an interference pattern.
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Even though they were sending subatomic particles through the slits.
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There.
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Probably were probably.
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More to slit.
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It's going through.
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I'm showing an interference pattern.
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Instead of showing a particle pattern.
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So that's when we that the take
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some of the particles.
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They're conscious.
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You know we're watching them.
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Then we figured out that no, in fact the
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the act of observing
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changes the behavior of particles.
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And they acting like waves.
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They stop being a distribution pattern.
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And the wave function collapses
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all but where the actual particle.
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I. Could have explained it easier than that, though.
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It takes a proton hitting a proton
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or an electron or or whatever the particle is
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you're sending through there, and that just to detect it.
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And that'll change the trajectory.
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But have you ever looked at a lake around
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beautiful, even a calm day where the waves are minimal?
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Because if you send a, drop of pebble in there, the waves go out
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and hit the banks and then come back in and they interfere with each other.
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And it
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looks like millions of diamonds spread out on the surface of the lake.
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This is beautiful.
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It's a phenomena.
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It's a phenomenon.
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And now, last week we did phenomena, and it was our,
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I don't know, our first time hitting 35,000 views in a week.
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It was our third most watched podcast, I would say, our most successful podcast
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for the poor signal quality that I apparently demonstrated.
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But here we are with more,
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my my loose definition of, phenomena.
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Cool stuff.
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Well, this this podcast is about everything.
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All stuff.
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We're all waves.
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The the entire universe can be just a fun.
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Okay, complicated. Way.
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Possible.
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Using software.
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Does it work when I plug it in like that,
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does it work better or worse?
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Dumber.
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All I heard was.
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Do I have, produced a compound?
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Compound? Ping pong thing? Wrong thing. Really?
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This whole time?
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Hey, that's all right.
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I didn't have very good, by the way.
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Remember? Hey, wait, wait. Whoa, whoa.
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Whoa.
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Is that what it sounds like?
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Jer, what's wrong with your face?
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You need you need to find Jesus, Gary
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or not.
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Jesus, I don't think I need to find Jesus either.
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What the dog. Doing? Oh, no less.
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We used to be. Oh, where's my back?
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David defeated Goliath.
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But after the year of Yamaka.
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What the hell?
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I love the. Yamaka.
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Why can't I see the Virgin?
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I love you all. My God. This isn't fun.
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What are you trying to do, man?
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I'm supposed to be able.
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To use a virtual background in an. Working.
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This is going.
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Oh. You're not?
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Yeah, I've got a real background.
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But I don't know. Wait.
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I put,
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A Darth Maul mask on captain Kirk.
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It looks like that.
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It won't, it won't.
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It won't show up.
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Gary.
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Oh, go to synagogue.
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You need to go to synagogue and pray.
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It is very, very important you go to synagogue.
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Do you all for your nose?
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That's hilarious.
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This is the Shylock nose.
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This is the Jew.
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Would you like bagel?
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It is. You cream cheese.
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Rabbi, draw. The. I am.
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I from the synagogue?
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Excuse me.
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One oh.
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Gary, I must repent. Oh.
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Freaking silly.
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This is why you have bad internet connection.
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Bad internet connection is from God.
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Look, I am okay.
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Guys, we gotta gotta get our crap together.
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We've only got one more week, and we start a new year of fladge cars.
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This is.
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I mean, last week was the first week that, the number of the flags
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you showed was not included in the title, but it was 50.
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This one's 51.
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Next week we're 52.
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Last year,
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and I think it's probably time.
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I know I've, I've asked if it's if it's too late to still suck,
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but I think it might be time to get our crap together
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so that the review from.
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Probably.
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35,000 last week.
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Perfect timing.
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We need to get our crap together.
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Ping pong.
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Ching chong bing bing bing bing bing bing.
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May I make a suggestion?
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Is that what happened?
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Not. I'm.
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I'm currently fielding suggestions.
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But I, I looked up a, like,
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a success, signal booster.
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Yeah.
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Here's my suggestion.
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I. Waves.
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Oh, yeah.
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Now seek. Christ, you need to seek.
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Christ, sir. You've got costume changes.
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Oh, oh.
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Hold on.
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I'm no longer live from synagogue. Hold on.
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Although I believe in half of that.
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I don't believe it. It's.
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I don't know why.
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Why or back.
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Right. Yeah.
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Yeah, I don't know.
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I think it's
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the first 27 books of the Bible.
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Right?
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Works.
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Must be a mac thing.
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It's got to be Mac thing.
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Mac is like, roll the clip.
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Ready? Wait a minute.
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I don't recognize that.
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You need it.
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Does anyone know of people like Michio Kaku
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that can explain string theory like he does for people like me?
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And I'm not a genius.
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Well, I am Michio Kaku, and I'd be glad to answer that question.
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First of all, most textbooks say that an electron is a dot.
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Particles that we see in our atoms measures are dots.
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But if I had a super microscope, I could see that that dot is actually
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a rubber band.
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From a distance there's a rubber band.
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Looks like a dot close up.
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You see that? It's a vibrating string.
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Now this rubber band can vibrate in many different modes.
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Each mode can be called a particle.
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So for example, this might be an electron, but if you twirly in a different way,
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it becomes a quark.
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And if you turn it this way, you have to give it a different name.
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We call it a neutrino.
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Now, how many ways can one string vibrate?
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The answer is I'll be.
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Right back and go for new.
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Gyrations on the same string.
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And so we think that all the subatomic
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particles of the universe the quarks, the neutrinos,
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the mesons, the protons and neutrons, there's a galaxy of these particles.
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They're nothing but musical notes and a tiny rubber band,
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a rubber band so small that it looks like a dot.
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So what is physics that we had to struggle with in high school?
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Physics is the harmonies, the harmonies, the vibrating strings.
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Physics tells us how these vibrations move.
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What is chemistry? Chemistry is when
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the waves.
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I'll be right back.
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It is. The waves. So.
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The waves of Jesus Christ.
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Now, string theory would would back up my claim that I'm talking about everything
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because, the string theory says that
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everything vibrates down the,
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single dimensional strings that that permeate everything.
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But I don't subscribe to string.
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But you can subscribe to this show.
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You click on that.
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Describe to Jesus. I do much.
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Click on that, follow up, follow join.
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It's only five bucks a month.
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We could please, for the love of God, if it's just a few people get five bucks,
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we can get Gary a better internet service so that you can actually ping pong.
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Pong? I.
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Oh, the dog just hit Picard.
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Why do you just.
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I don't mean to alarm you, but Picard is moving.
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Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ. Yeah, yeah.
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They did the Star Wars characters.
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Wait. One of them is a Star Wars character?
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Oh, let's let's address the vegetation in the desert to bring it up.
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Welcome. I'm sorry. I'm going to translate.
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I apologize. I need to repent, for I need to repent for my sins.
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I said the f word.
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It sounds like you're speaking in tongues.
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I never do.
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That.
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Oh. We've got another costume change, I see.
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Okay, let's guess where
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I draw is German Jewry ago
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religious edition.
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This time you should come back.
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Is a Buddhist. Come on.
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You know where in the world is draw?
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You up.
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Let me be who
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you permit me to be.
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Who I know.
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Well, she sneaks around the world from there.
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Yeah.
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Carolina barbecue finger daughter from Berlin. I'm.
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Please take me for a ride on the number six.
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China. Tell me, Mayfair in the world.
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Richard. Drew. Yo, Jiro.
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Oh my goodness.
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Oh, the world is. Oh, Blitz.
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Oh, okay. All.
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Oh, he's Muslim.
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All all over.
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Oh, I was wrong. I just do this.
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Oh my. God.
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All I have to say is.
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No longer America.
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I love the. America.
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I love the America.
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I love the Yamaka.
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They fooled me.
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Jarrett.
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Oh, he's got another.
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You gotta change the caption.
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Two jaw.
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Still, says priest.
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Did someone call my name?
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Oh. You're back.
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Okay, good.
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Bird well, it.
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Takes a few seconds. To.
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I can do this. Yes. Okay. So off.
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So what's the topic?
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So if one of the Abrahamic.
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Topic is, I heard somebody.
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Say Abrahamic religions. Yes.
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I do love the yarmulke.
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I two very much love the yarmulke.
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I love the Aga.
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God, show me the yamaka.
00:23:01
God, show me the yamaka. I'll
00:23:04
draw.
00:23:05
Say, say I love Jewish people.
00:23:08
Say show me the Yamaka.
00:23:11
Yeah, yeah, I would call an A for those.
00:23:15
Yeah.
00:23:17
So that's the foil hat club with fucking real,
00:23:20
real conspiracy theories in it.
00:23:24
Yeah.
00:23:25
Oh yeah.
00:23:29
Allegedly.
00:23:30
He's you just coming and going.
00:23:32
Allegedly. Allegedly.
00:23:34
That's ignoring,
00:23:40
That's I.
00:23:42
Oh. I could I brought in some experts that maybe could have a.
00:23:47
I don't. Know, they tried.
00:23:48
You didn't.
00:23:48
Hear, you didn't really.
00:23:49
Listen to him. It's very unfortunate.
00:23:52
The some of the oldest. Yeah.
00:23:54
I thought my signal was bad.
00:23:55
You just burn, baby. Burn.
00:23:58
I find that those those religions all just keep kind of saying the same
00:24:01
thing over and over.
00:24:02
You did like, to be honest.
00:24:04
You just brought up your own point that it was against your own point
00:24:07
because they've been around for 2000 years.
00:24:09
What new are they going to say that that we missed?
00:24:11
Oh, one of them.
00:24:12
The tall headed one, was actually only around for about 1000 years.
00:24:16
It was like a thousand years after the other ones kind of came around, which.
00:24:18
Is point taken.
00:24:19
So in the last thousand years, what what are we going to.
00:24:22
I give them life. I'd give him 1400 years.
00:24:28
Like imagine my.
00:24:29
Automobile was invented.
00:24:30
And then a thousand years later, you're like, oh, look, I invented the automobile.
00:24:33
Like, wouldn't people be like.
00:24:35
Fuck you talking about?
00:24:38
Right. No.
00:24:40
Yes. No. Yes. No.
00:24:41
No. Yes.
00:24:42
Oh, yes.
00:24:45
Christianity and Judaism.
00:24:47
And then
00:24:49
Islam added to it.
00:24:51
Really? They added to it.
00:24:53
The Muslims are the ones.
00:24:54
Yeah. It's got Abraham and Moses and.
00:24:57
Also the Egyptian. The Egyptians started it.
00:25:00
All right.
00:25:04
They started a lot.
00:25:05
It the the stars, all the sun god, the sun god. RA.
00:25:09
Isn't it all based on the sun god RA?
00:25:11
I thought it was.
00:25:14
You know, Yahweh.
00:25:15
I believe in what? God? Man, they.
00:25:17
You wouldn't have anything in life.
00:25:19
Then Bob's going to be, as I.
00:25:21
Say, without a. Minute.
00:25:24
Am I?
00:25:26
That's unfortunate.
00:25:27
We won't be as I'm right now.
00:25:30
That's a good.
00:25:30
Yeah, that's good, but that's all right.
00:25:31
Okay.
00:25:34
He, I think he freaking rules.
00:25:39
Your friggin rules.
00:25:42
I love you draw what sounds perfectly clear to me.
00:25:44
Love you.
00:25:46
Because it's coming out of your mouth into your ear.
00:25:48
But when it goes through your phone, that's when everything gets all fucked up.
00:25:52
Oh. So is it too. Late to ask?
00:25:54
Okay, the.
00:25:55
Topic is. So.
00:26:00
First, can we somehow get his video but have him be a caller?
00:26:02
So it's a cell phone connection?
00:26:06
Well, the good news is, if it is signal related,
00:26:09
it should be recording a nice, nice, nice copy of him.
00:26:12
At least we can post edit at this time.
00:26:14
They should. Right?
00:26:15
We should be able to fix his.
00:26:16
Brilliance, but it will be really annoying because we would
00:26:19
then be waiting here and making fun of him for nothing.
00:26:21
And no one would realize what's going on. That's true. So we should carry.
00:26:24
All right,
00:26:25
guys, he's be perfectly clear.
00:26:27
I love that, mama.
00:26:29
Oh, wait.
00:26:29
To find out what I'm saying.
00:26:31
This whole time.
00:26:33
I know, right?
00:26:34
You're mocking me, aren't you? Agree with me.
00:26:36
Maybe you did join you join Judaism.
00:26:38
And then join. Christianity.
00:26:39
Join the Muslim faith, and then you went back to Judaism.
00:26:43
All in that segment.
00:26:45
I think you're was sort of my own cult.
00:26:50
No, no, you wouldn't.
00:26:52
That makes me a good cult leader.
00:26:55
You definitely will.
00:26:57
Put on a robe and you're all set.
00:27:00
And do robes.
00:27:02
Why do.
00:27:03
You look like the name of the doctor.
00:27:05
I love? Good God. Why?
00:27:07
Why do we look like that?
00:27:08
You look inward instead of why do you look like that?
00:27:11
The whole concept is why do we.
00:27:12
Oh yeah, that comment.
00:27:14
There's some talk to you.
00:27:17
Did you use that fancy, face thing where you can, like, look.
00:27:20
Like, like look very strong?
00:27:22
Look, I don't know if this is going to do real time. Or.
00:27:28
Yeah.
00:27:29
It's all getting off. Yeah. Fuck it off with her.
00:27:31
You know, like.
00:27:32
Why does everyone have to be a kitten?
00:27:36
I don't know.
00:27:37
What say you.
00:27:39
Seems pretty good.
00:27:40
Am I in. Here? You I got good.
00:27:43
What say you?
00:27:46
I don't want to see.
00:27:47
I don't want to.
00:27:47
Look that connection. You son of a bitch.
00:27:51
Yeah, you got to say, start over.
00:27:54
You know what I have?
00:27:54
I have a cell phone connection,
00:27:56
two cell phone connections and an internet connection.
00:28:00
You have to have half of a Verizon 300.
00:28:04
Download 100 to 30 upload.
00:28:07
That's just never going to cut it.
00:28:11
Sun don't shine and shoot.
00:28:15
But, what's is it?
00:28:16
Too late to ask what the topic is?
00:28:19
Yeah, it is.
00:28:20
From the monologue,
00:28:23
so I did, I did.
00:28:24
I gave it a thumbs up before the like a half hour before we started.
00:28:28
Is it the sky, baby.
00:28:29
I thought of?
00:28:30
No. I'm waving.
00:28:31
I was prepared for waves. Yeah.
00:28:32
Oh, I have another treat to. Yeah,
00:28:35
you carry on.
00:28:39
It's more of a parade with.
00:28:42
Oh. I have to save the door. Sorry.
00:28:43
Oh, and
00:28:46
there's more.
00:28:47
Because you mentioned wave. Bumper.
00:28:50
You mentioned wave, but it ain't going to happen.
00:28:55
I was in a bomb or.
00:28:58
For I.
00:29:00
Am I doing it right?
00:29:05
This is.
00:29:06
Must be riveting. All right.
00:29:07
Apparently there's 29 people still hanging on for something important.
00:29:13
It's going to be a minute.
00:29:15
I had some stuff to say, but man,
00:29:18
you guys are discouraging.
00:29:21
But what do you think about the Rif machine?
00:29:24
Like no one ever pays attention.
00:29:25
Like I'm talking about a possible cure for cancer.
00:29:29
Suppressed technology.
00:29:31
All right, E and, he might be related.
00:29:35
It was the guy's last name.
00:29:39
And like the plans for the Delorean,
00:29:41
it's dumped in the bottom of the ocean
00:29:44
because.
00:29:46
Cause cancer is the multi-billion dollar industry.
00:29:50
It sure is cut.
00:29:52
I mean.
00:29:53
Poison.
00:29:56
You know?
00:29:56
You know what?
00:29:57
Is he in the process for cancer, right?
00:29:59
Fishing for. Poison.
00:30:01
You mean, The.
00:30:03
There's a great documentary cut for Detroit
00:30:07
about chemotherapy and how that's actually the what they're selling.
00:30:09
They're not selling a cure for cancer. There's some chemo.
00:30:15
Oh, no.
00:30:15
You're ready. Did you do the mash up?
00:30:17
I requested?
00:30:21
You do the mash up.
00:30:22
Are you hungry? Could you be more?
00:30:25
Yeah. We can't be more specific.
00:30:27
YouTube still.
00:30:29
Just in case anybody does not realize, we do start on
00:30:32
part of our show on YouTube.
00:30:32
We simulcast YouTube and Rumble.
00:30:34
It just started raining here. More.
00:30:37
No one gives a fuck.
00:30:39
About where you are and that it's raining. Up.
00:30:45
What up?
00:30:47
I don't know, I was like, mid-sentence and he's just like, it's.
00:30:49
Yeah.
00:30:50
And it's like a nice fucking attention span fucktard.
00:30:54
I don't know, serious.
00:30:56
Well, I don't know. I don't like to listen.
00:30:58
What's it if I.
00:30:59
Have a fucking or retarded person fucking or somebody who's fucking a retard?
00:31:05
Retarded people should not be fucking, but.
00:31:07
I just don't want to hear the end of any of your sentences.
00:31:10
So it definitely matters to me.
00:31:14
Stop.
00:31:14
Scream.
00:31:16
So have you.
00:31:17
Like, start?
00:31:21
Well, now you're breaking up.
00:31:24
I know I've been saying that, George.
00:31:27
Breaking up. It's not my fault.
00:31:30
I'm breaking up.
00:31:31
Nobody said.
00:31:32
Nobody said it was your fault.
00:31:35
Okay, well, I blame me,
00:31:38
okay? I have to.
00:31:39
Pull.
00:31:40
Pull resources. I don't understand.
00:31:41
Yeah, the. Stage.
00:31:43
Now. It's loading.
00:31:44
We have to wait.
00:31:45
We have to wait for a loading bar. Jesus Christ.
00:31:47
Yes. Loading. I don't know.
00:31:49
Show some patience.
00:31:51
YouTube and some a bit.
00:32:16
All. I'm not sure this one's really work.
00:32:24
And you
00:32:28
know, it is not.
00:32:32
Oh, there we go.
00:32:34
You. Yes.
00:32:49
You. Know.
00:32:54
It's like regular Pink Floyd.
00:32:55
It has to develop a little bit or.
00:33:00
You think you.
00:33:04
Know.
00:33:09
You want.
00:33:15
To. Kind of.
00:33:23
And you go.
00:33:27
No. Yes, yes.
00:33:31
You you you.
00:33:36
Look.
00:33:36
Really building now? Yes.
00:33:57
So I went hard on the creation
00:33:59
myth. You.
00:34:15
Yeah.
00:34:16
Yeah, yeah. Yes.
00:34:34
I got out my first blade.
00:34:36
It is a machete.
00:34:43
It is.
00:34:43
And you can see that it is all wavy.
00:34:46
Look how wavy it is.
00:34:48
We really can't because it's, you know.
00:34:51
Little.
00:34:51
So it's wavy, like those potato chips.
00:34:55
I go look all lumpy.
00:34:57
Perfect segway.
00:34:58
Thank you.
00:34:59
But look, it's got a handle and everything.
00:35:05
There they are.
00:35:06
Wavy and a boy.
00:35:09
That's exactly
00:35:10
everything I requested.
00:35:13
That mash up was perfect.
00:35:14
The chips are exactly right.
00:35:17
This episode.
00:35:18
That's a Michigan made product.
00:35:20
Better made special.
00:35:22
Support. Local.
00:35:24
Let's try.
00:35:24
Yes. Yeah.
00:35:28
We don't need to eat on our.
00:35:31
Hey, the bottom opened often.
00:35:32
Does that happen?
00:35:35
You know, we're going or we're broadcasting across
00:35:38
the airwaves, aren't we?
00:35:43
Bottom.
00:35:44
You're a bottom opener.
00:35:45
No, no, I want this to burn your butt on that.
00:35:48
It was so full of air that I blew out my ass of the bag.
00:35:55
I see.
00:35:56
It's unfortunate.
00:35:59
You might.
00:36:00
You might become a little disillusioned by this, but
00:36:04
I've got.
00:36:07
You may have thought it was only one glance.
00:36:09
Well,
00:36:11
there are actually, it's a set.
00:36:15
What? You.
00:36:18
I know
00:36:20
you thought I used in the same glass
00:36:22
every week.
00:36:25
No, it's a complete set.
00:36:35
The, Gradually, the the people that have held.
00:36:39
On this long.
00:36:40
For whatever the fuck.
00:36:41
This is.
00:36:44
I don't I don't have any idea.
00:36:45
I was gonna go back into my monologue, but I've I've lost interest myself.
00:36:52
Go. Go ahead. Hey.
00:36:56
James.
00:36:58
Fuck it.
00:36:59
We'll do it live.
00:37:01
Say that. Say that. Gary, say fuck it.
00:37:03
We'll do it. Now.
00:37:03
We'll fix it in post.
00:37:04
I thought we were gonna fix it and post.
00:37:06
So say fuck it.
00:37:07
We'll turn all the stuff I said into, like, brilliant.
00:37:12
Talking about.
00:37:13
No, I just, I, I just really want to reiterate that,
00:37:17
the David versus Goliath debate last week.
00:37:21
Then the kid showed up strong.
00:37:22
I asked him to call him tonight.
00:37:24
He said it's past his bedtime.
00:37:27
That's right.
00:37:28
The caller can't hear.
00:37:29
Callers can't hear us yet.
00:37:30
For some reason, it's just like.
00:37:33
A really tall bottle.
00:37:37
Sorry.
00:37:38
What?
00:37:41
What?
00:37:41
I told Bob to call in.
00:37:46
Yeah. Bob.
00:37:47
I don't know why I'm calling.
00:37:50
Bob should be a square in this.
00:37:51
Well, he doesn't have the weight.
00:37:52
He doesn't have the new link.
00:37:55
He does.
00:37:55
The old.
00:37:59
He has the.
00:38:00
Okay, Bob, join the show.
00:38:03
But I don't know if he's going to be able to understand you.
00:38:05
We should all do that.
00:38:09
I don't.
00:38:09
Understand. Me.
00:38:14
So what was up with these videos that you sent?
00:38:16
They're 50 minutes long.
00:38:18
They seem to just be talking about eight.
00:38:20
I say short ones.
00:38:23
Yes. No, no.
00:38:26
Epistemology.
00:38:29
Is there a good reason to believe what you believe?
00:38:33
Yes. One was, My my ignorant virtue.
00:38:39
Just one reason.
00:38:41
All the almost always have an afterlife.
00:38:44
I'm trying to to give you guys
00:38:48
all you need to make a strong argument for me.
00:38:52
And all I hear is energy.
00:38:56
Oh, that's stupid.
00:38:57
I'm not energy, I use energy.
00:39:00
It's like saying my car is gasoline.
00:39:06
Like, yes, I burn energy.
00:39:09
I eat food.
00:39:11
But here's the thing.
00:39:13
That is your definition of the word life and change your definition
00:39:18
of the word death to have an afterlife that is in any way
00:39:23
not death and not life.
00:39:27
But I also wasn't alive before.
00:39:29
Okay, I looked at the ledger DC stuff, all these readings.
00:39:33
You don't know what's I.
00:39:38
There's no I don't think go.
00:39:41
Why does life start and stop
00:39:43
with consciousness?
00:39:47
Why can't I here?
00:39:47
And it doesn't.
00:39:49
Because one of the
00:39:51
one of the cool attributes
00:39:54
and it's a gradient.
00:39:55
My dog is somewhat conscious.
00:39:57
Wait, wait, wait.
00:39:58
An amoeba knows not to eat a certain stop.
00:40:01
Life does not start and stop.
00:40:02
What consciousness is what you just said. You agreed?
00:40:05
Yes. Afterlife.
00:40:07
Fuck off again.
00:40:08
Once again.
00:40:09
Ding ding ding.
00:40:13
Okay.
00:40:13
What?
00:40:14
Oh yeah.
00:40:15
What aspect of life continues on after life?
00:40:19
I don't know you.
00:40:20
You agreed that.
00:40:22
Definition.
00:40:22
Of life without consciousness.
00:40:26
Okay, but and but and what?
00:40:28
What is the meaning? Does that help me?
00:40:32
That's that's a tough one.
00:40:34
Wait. Careful. What?
00:40:36
No part of us are happy.
00:40:37
Be at peace.
00:40:38
Succeed in life.
00:40:39
Breathe better. What do you mean, help you?
00:40:41
Human humans. Existed.
00:40:42
We created words, and then we went.
00:40:44
We slap this, this term to what we determine as a
00:40:48
as life from our perspective.
00:40:50
Again, this goes back to last week with with several times.
00:40:53
It's now one more point the universe.
00:40:57
I am going to cut you off every time. I know.
00:41:01
What.
00:41:01
It says in the Bible that God
00:41:04
spoke the world into existence.
00:41:09
So you're.
00:41:13
Free to leave or.
00:41:16
Or religious people lay with.
00:41:19
People like you.
00:41:20
People like you who fucking.
00:41:22
Almost their atheism becomes a religion.
00:41:24
There are so few people and a lot of them, they even.
00:41:26
Talk like religious people.
00:41:28
There are. Stout.
00:41:31
Atheists that even talk to these people.
00:41:32
Even atheism becomes their religion.
00:41:34
I dunno if you can hear those drops,
00:41:35
I need to turn them a fuck up because now we change mediums.
00:41:37
Thanks. Great.
00:41:40
See, I.
00:41:41
Was praying you're doing a fantastic job.
00:41:43
I really appreciate you. Trying to fix this.
00:41:47
This wouldn't be possible without you.
00:41:51
Trying.
00:41:51
No, but you're you're you're talking about you.
00:41:53
You use it as an argument.
00:41:54
You use the Bible as an argument for your side,
00:41:57
but then you also use it as an argument against your own side
00:42:00
by quoting the Bible as if it you think that God wrote the Bible.
00:42:04
That's called cherry picking.
00:42:05
Atheists like to think.
00:42:07
That God wrote the Bible like there's no fallacies in the Bible.
00:42:09
No humans have intervened.
00:42:11
Holy shit. Hold on a second. Hang on one second.
00:42:15
Okay.
00:42:17
Yeah. Why?
00:42:18
Why did you connect the Bible to God instantly?
00:42:20
Just because man said that's his word?
00:42:24
Go on. Sorry.
00:42:26
I just really like that.
00:42:27
Like why you like.
00:42:28
Hey, I'm not sure if there's, I'm keeping it.
00:42:31
Well, the Bible's wrong, so you're saying that people that don't believe in God
00:42:35
believe that God wrote the Bible? No.
00:42:39
And that makes sense to you when you say it out loud.
00:42:41
When you hear it back?
00:42:43
There's some people that fancy themselves as intellects, almost.
00:42:46
They're atheists.
00:42:47
It becomes a religion.
00:42:48
This new system. I got mute buttons everywhere.
00:42:51
All right.
00:42:51
No, no,
00:42:52
the problem is, is we were having a debate about
00:42:53
if there was existence beyond the physical body,
00:42:57
and you immediately went, well, the Bible's wrong.
00:42:59
So there must not be.
00:43:01
Nobody's giving a shit about the Bible right now.
00:43:03
Sorry. Themselves intellectual.
00:43:07
Now, I know
00:43:07
there's a whole group of people that use that Bible as their only argument.
00:43:10
We are not one of those people.
00:43:13
Almost their atheism becomes you.
00:43:14
You're not even one people staunch.
00:43:16
Atheist and a lot of them, they even talk like religious people.
00:43:19
I'm not a person.
00:43:24
Anyway, okay.
00:43:27
I was trying to find that video, which.
00:43:29
I'm not a strong biblical background.
00:43:32
I, I know the Bible.
00:43:36
Me too.
00:43:37
Those life stop, start and stop with consciousness.
00:43:39
And you said. No.
00:43:41
And then you started quoting the Bible as your own or as your argument.
00:43:45
No. He says yes.
00:43:47
It was.
00:43:48
Yes. Even I know he says yes to that question.
00:43:51
He didn't.
00:43:51
We can go back.
00:43:52
Yes. It can't just continues with or life continues with or without consciousness.
00:44:00
Who? Whose life? No.
00:44:02
The being that loses consciousness.
00:44:04
No, no, you flipped it
00:44:05
and you said, is consciousness the end all be all of life and.
00:44:09
No, no, no, there's that's one of the attributes.
00:44:12
Consciousness is one of the attributes of life.
00:44:15
That's what I said.
00:44:16
And that's what I'm continuing to say.
00:44:19
Hold on,
00:44:21
hold on.
00:44:23
But if
00:44:25
I mean, consciousness is one of the ways
00:44:27
that I can tell that I'm alive, that I'm here.
00:44:29
The not shut up.
00:44:32
And play that
00:44:34
not. Death and not live.
00:44:38
I also wasn't alive.
00:44:40
I'm not looking.
00:44:42
This is what you sound like, by the way.
00:44:44
Readings you don't like. What's.
00:44:47
That's part.
00:44:49
There's no that's not good.
00:44:52
Why does life start and stuff?
00:44:54
I don't like that.
00:44:56
You can fix it with wired internet.
00:44:58
So I need a better signal.
00:45:01
No, no, no, you need a wired signal.
00:45:04
So? So I said, why does life wired up with consciousness?
00:45:07
And you said it doesn't. It's one of the cool attributes.
00:45:10
God is somewhat conscious.
00:45:12
Yeah.
00:45:12
And amoebas knows not to eat a piece. Of wood is a piece of.
00:45:17
Wood. Is that confusing?
00:45:18
A tree is somewhat conscious.
00:45:21
But life doesn't start and stop with.
00:45:24
Right there.
00:45:24
You said you agree, and all I have to say, I.
00:45:26
Just say you
00:45:28
what?
00:45:29
Say you what say you
00:45:33
what say you?
00:45:35
I don't know if I have that one.
00:45:38
If you just give me.
00:45:39
Just give me one moment, okay?
00:45:41
Hold on.
00:45:45
Yeah.
00:45:48
It's. Weird because, there.
00:45:54
Let's say you
00:45:57
what? Say. Don't forget.
00:45:58
If you want to talk over the bumper, you got to unmute your bike.
00:46:05
Oh, when did I meet my neck?
00:46:06
What say you?
00:46:08
What say you.
00:46:10
Missed the post-production meeting for. Me.
00:46:12
For whatever reason.
00:46:14
I don't remember when I muted my mic.
00:46:16
You don't?
00:46:16
Whenever I play a video, it mutes our mics to be polite.
00:46:19
So if you want to talk over a bumper, you got to unmute.
00:46:22
It'll it'll automatically unmute it when the video is done.
00:46:27
Your mouth is open.
00:46:28
You better be careful. Somebody is going to.
00:46:30
That's a great great free. What say you.
00:46:33
What say you. So I did say so.
00:46:36
Here he does. He does.
00:46:37
I think he misunderstood what I was saying because he's retarded again.
00:46:40
Once again. Ding ding ding.
00:46:42
Not that there's anything wrong with being retarded.
00:46:44
Well, I
00:46:46
oh yeah.
00:46:47
Oh hang on, we got a retard video for later.
00:46:48
But that's on Rumble.
00:46:50
Fuck yeah. Rumble is where the real videos play.
00:46:52
That is complete without consciousness.
00:46:57
Okay, but in.
00:46:59
But what is. The meaning of it? Okay.
00:47:01
You see the difference? You see the clear difference?
00:47:03
I think he was.
00:47:04
I think he he did.
00:47:06
He did agree with me at first about three times.
00:47:08
And then he he then. Yeah.
00:47:10
But you knew you knew
00:47:11
I mean you don't need to hear out of his mouth this one time to know
00:47:14
that he definitely agrees that consciousness and awareness.
00:47:17
Is it.
00:47:18
There's either the video that he sent me that I can't find had a comedian talking
00:47:22
about how death never, never meets life, so we never have to fear about it.
00:47:25
Is you can't sometimes.
00:47:27
Live in time, therefore there's nothing afterlife.
00:47:32
And as long as you.
00:47:33
Bring those things. I got another tape of that.
00:47:35
Okay, so NPC, the sleeping prophet,
00:47:38
he was a medium from the early 20th century.
00:47:41
He would put himself into a trance like state and,
00:47:45
and he would do these readings and he did hundreds of maybe thousands and
00:47:50
and what's truly remarkable is it was fairly consistent.
00:47:54
I think he was drawing from a subconscious mind.
00:47:56
I can't really explain it.
00:47:58
But he said that,
00:48:01
before your life, you're in this
00:48:04
heaven, and after you die, you go back
00:48:08
and, and some people,
00:48:12
aren't, are so used to being alive, and then some have forgotten
00:48:17
what it's like to be in that realm.
00:48:21
Takes some while to get adjusted to it,
00:48:23
and they keep walking around, and it's like a fourth dimension.
00:48:27
They keep talking about it like it's the fourth dimension.
00:48:30
Now the fourth dimension, as far as I know, is time.
00:48:33
Maybe they're talking about the fifth dimension
00:48:34
or a different dimension or the, fourth spatial dimension.
00:48:38
I'm not sure, but,
00:48:40
this is,
00:48:43
as close as I've heard is to a reasonable explanation for an afterlife.
00:48:49
So it's not biblical.
00:48:51
It's.
00:48:52
It's the readings of a medium.
00:48:55
And, personally, I'm an extra large.
00:49:01
Let's say you.
00:49:11
Let's say you.
00:49:13
Let's say
00:49:15
let's say
00:49:17
let's say.
00:49:22
And what's your point here, Gary?
00:49:26
I'm trying to give you an option for an afterlife.
00:49:29
It's not.
00:49:30
Biblical.
00:49:33
That's what we mean.
00:49:34
If that's what you want. For.
00:49:37
Your old job.
00:49:38
Just a book that meant it's a book that humans derived.
00:49:44
It's mystical humans trying to connect with God
00:49:47
and almost be God, trying to fulfill a gap that you'll never able
00:49:50
ever to be able to fulfill physically with physical things.
00:49:55
I think it's a
00:49:55
fantastic literary work, and and there's a lot to be learned from.
00:50:00
It had to be trust the Bible.
00:50:01
Absolutely absolute like it's so people.
00:50:04
It's it's the law from beginning.
00:50:06
Sure, there's no historical Adam and Eve or Noah or
00:50:11
Abraham or Moses or David.
00:50:14
You don't know that.
00:50:14
That doesn't matter. These are stories.
00:50:17
You know, to be.
00:50:18
Sure, there was a story.
00:50:21
We know that genetically.
00:50:26
What was that.
00:50:27
At the timeline?
00:50:28
Doesn't work.
00:50:31
We don't know, does it?
00:50:32
Genetically, you're basing this off of the fact of a of a story in a
00:50:35
in a book that you don't even believe in, and you're going to go.
00:50:38
It's. Well.
00:50:41
I do believe that the Bible is a good story.
00:50:45
Greatest story ever told.
00:50:49
And for some reason, I love.
00:50:50
Your stories like that.
00:50:51
I mean, I believe in Gilgamesh.
00:50:53
I love the well, it would be like the Greek and Roman mythology.
00:50:56
I love that stuff.
00:50:57
That's my wheelhouse.
00:51:00
When I.
00:51:02
It's my favorite category of a legend.
00:51:08
You don't understand that.
00:51:09
What I'm trying to say here, you're just beating around the bush.
00:51:11
You're ignoring it, which I love.
00:51:14
Okay, good.
00:51:15
I'll keep it up there.
00:51:16
We got Bush.
00:51:19
Coming.
00:51:22
I would love to hear when.
00:51:23
We get more views if we did.
00:51:25
I saw that movie Superman.
00:51:27
So. Yeah.
00:51:29
This is what you're saying because I do one.
00:51:33
What did you see?
00:51:34
The new Batman, the Batman? Like?
00:51:36
Does it ever stop ringing Gotham?
00:51:39
It's like always dark and raining.
00:51:42
It was ridiculous.
00:51:43
I couldn't even like it was.
00:51:45
It should have been broad daylight.
00:51:46
And it was dark and rainy.
00:51:48
Also, can someone go movie?
00:51:51
It's going to start.
00:52:03
All right.
00:52:03
I don't know what to say.
00:52:05
Fuck this show.
00:52:10
I love this show.
00:52:11
Come on.
00:52:12
This is my lifeblood.
00:52:18
Give it a chance.
00:52:21
We've got signal issues, technical problems.
00:52:26
Play the technical difficulties.
00:52:28
Bumper Brady. My,
00:52:32
I my in-house handling of your signal was better than this.
00:52:36
I thought if we were going directly to a,
00:52:40
an investor, that it would be way better.
00:52:42
But this is way worse.
00:52:45
It is funny how, like, I don't know, about 4 or 5, six episodes into me joining.
00:52:50
I did kind of ask like, hey, how come you're not using StreamYard?
00:52:52
And here we are. You know, 40 some members over here?
00:52:56
Well, I think we're.
00:52:58
It's not right.
00:52:59
Well, fence. For but no.
00:53:00
It's not, it's not working.
00:53:02
I mean, I look incredible.
00:53:03
When I look. I look to shut the fuck up.
00:53:06
I signals great.
00:53:07
Oh, very handily, one.
00:53:08
That has wired internet.
00:53:10
Yeah, I thought about it, but I hadn't gotten to that point yet.
00:53:13
I was going to test it out, but I got a 50ft.
00:53:21
You got a 50.
00:53:22
Year from what?
00:53:24
Bounty?
00:53:25
Oh, my goodness, I don't. Know, man.
00:53:28
I don't even know what that is.
00:53:29
Said something after he allegedly allegedly.
00:53:33
That's ignoring.
00:53:34
Oh that. Cable
00:53:37
maybe.
00:53:37
Ethernet cable I don't know I Gary I.
00:53:41
God damn it.
00:53:42
Yeah.
00:53:43
I don't know I don't know myself I, I've got a T1 dedicated like.
00:53:48
No you don't.
00:53:51
Know what.
00:53:53
I've gonna.
00:53:56
I don't, I don't know.
00:54:00
They're dead people.
00:54:01
They're enjoying their afterlife.
00:54:04
You can't boost a shitty signal.
00:54:05
It's already I mean. All.
00:54:10
Why the hell not?
00:54:17
I think of it.
00:54:18
Vodcast for a year now, and I've.
00:54:21
I've seldom had problems understanding me,
00:54:25
but I have.
00:54:26
I've come across Gerald.
00:54:29
But these last couple of weeks have been the worst.
00:54:31
The absolute worst.
00:54:33
That's true.
00:54:34
But it's.
00:54:34
We keep having shows about how bad the show is.
00:54:38
That's I want to have a show about waves.
00:54:42
Like waves are actually important
00:54:43
or cool or weird is.
00:54:46
Or audio comes in just fine when you're complaining about the audio.
00:54:49
But then as soon as you start talking about waves or machetes, it's all.
00:54:52
Barrels and things. I.
00:54:55
Yeah.
00:54:57
Why don't you just roll with it?
00:55:00
Roll the clip.
00:55:02
Maybe that's part of the fun.
00:55:04
Is it?
00:55:05
If everything was perfect, life would for.
00:55:09
I think we've sustained
00:55:11
we've sustained the how it came to be, for the most part, coming and going.
00:55:15
It's building people coming and going.
00:55:16
But it's it's a.
00:55:18
I want to tell you how the future creates.
00:55:21
What, 45 which why would 45 people
00:55:24
watch you earlier on there.
00:55:27
See, you said you didn't send this one.
00:55:31
This is 15. 30.
00:55:35
Oh half hour remember.
00:55:37
Yeah.
00:55:37
But she's a ginger.
00:55:38
You know how I feel about Ginger's.
00:55:41
How do you feel about Ginger's?
00:55:46
They have no soul.
00:55:49
Well, that's.
00:55:50
See, now, that's a trick statement because you don't feel anyone has a soul,
00:55:55
right?
00:55:56
It is funny.
00:55:57
Or when you say ginger, they have no pulse.
00:56:01
Is it?
00:56:02
It's funnier when somebody else. It's.
00:56:04
I'm pretty sure it looks.
00:56:05
You know how I like dark humor.
00:56:07
And I often say
00:56:09
inappropriate things.
00:56:12
And the family was supposed to fly in from Denver
00:56:14
a couple of days, or things that are Mother's Day celebration.
00:56:18
But he was sort of in a hospital with pneumonia.
00:56:21
So his son showed up and my wife said to his son,
00:56:24
tell your dad, you know, send, send us,
00:56:27
you know, send, best wishes from us.
00:56:30
And I said, oh, if he pulls through,
00:56:33
you know, because I didn't want to wait.
00:56:36
Waste to waste your time, you know, if he just dies.
00:56:39
And everybody looked at me, I heard him tell.
00:56:43
Oh, I don't know, except for the son.
00:56:46
The son gets me.
00:56:47
The son said, yeah, well, they're pretty good.
00:56:50
They're the medical professions come a long way.
00:56:54
I, I thought,
00:56:56
you know, I was just trying to save him some time.
00:56:59
Like, he doesn't have to send him wishes if he doesn't pull through.
00:57:05
He's our age.
00:57:06
Brady.
00:57:08
Well, I'm the only talking to Brady because.
00:57:11
That's not old. Right? Yeah, yeah.
00:57:13
There's no reason for him to die at this point.
00:57:16
He's a healthy man.
00:57:19
Now, what she's showing here is,
00:57:23
three dimensional cube,
00:57:25
but it's a it's, a crystal.
00:57:27
Okay, so here's how we get back to waves.
00:57:30
You know how, crystal set radio pitch.
00:57:34
So he's cific frequency of radio wave.
00:57:38
Crystal simply.
00:57:38
Means, you know how the military as blocked or banned certain radio
00:57:43
frequencies from being used by the public because there's physically, you know,
00:57:47
the Air Force has a certain set of resources,
00:57:53
you know, ham radio operators
00:57:56
are are our only hope when, a solar flare, everything.
00:58:00
Did you realize that the the week we had phenomena,
00:58:05
there was a solar flare they gave us sensational aurora borealis.
00:58:10
Another phenomenon.
00:58:12
This is, these coincidences.
00:58:15
Actually they are.
00:58:16
I didn't have any idea this is going on.
00:58:20
And, what,
00:58:22
in order to be a ham radio operator, they're just buying,
00:58:26
you know, radio and just, like, have it sitting in the corner collecting dust.
00:58:30
And then when an emergency happens, pop it on and hope for the best.
00:58:34
You got to be the nerd that uses that thing and plays with the thing
00:58:39
and broadcasts flatulence daily
00:58:42
on your ham radio.
00:58:45
But when all other means of
00:58:49
of, communication are not required.
00:58:53
That's exactly what to do.
00:58:55
Do you have a ham radio
00:58:57
course? You said you're ham radio operator.
00:59:00
You're that kind of nerd collecting dust.
00:59:03
Is that what that is?
00:59:05
You do have to blow the dust.
00:59:08
What?
00:59:10
There it is. Great.
00:59:11
Because.
00:59:16
I highly recommend everybody has this.
00:59:17
My whole family has one of these.
00:59:20
They're charged and ready to go.
00:59:21
Yeah.
00:59:22
Depending on the size of the antenna at all times.
00:59:24
For miles and miles and miles and miles.
00:59:28
Yeah, it's charged up and. Right.
00:59:29
Yeah. Oh.
00:59:32
Hey, wait.
00:59:32
Okay.
00:59:34
Grab that.
00:59:36
We are ready to go somewhere.
00:59:38
I have a big, big, big catalog of all the frequencies.
00:59:43
You ever get bored?
00:59:44
So this is when the power goes out.
00:59:47
This is the first thing I go to as soon as my batteries are dead.
00:59:50
My backup batteries.
00:59:56
Should we?
00:59:56
We see.
00:59:57
So 432Hz
01:00:00
is, the most determined to be the most soothing frequency.
01:00:05
The Earth frequencies just shy of eight hertz.
01:00:08
Human,
01:00:10
vibrations and just just shy of seven.
01:00:13
And. No, it's 7.6.
01:00:14
Something like that.
01:00:17
432. Is that that that the sweet spot?
01:00:21
440 like and this.
01:00:28
Look it up.
01:00:29
Fact check.
01:00:30
So, there's a 432 built right into the pyramid,
01:00:35
the Great Pyramid of Giza.
01:00:37
And, this is why I think that,
01:00:41
the metric system has been around far longer.
01:00:43
This is one of these,
01:00:45
things that there were handed to us to give us
01:00:48
a leg up from a prior lost, advanced civilization.
01:00:52
And because it was built into the Great Pyramid of Giza.
01:00:56
If you take that high, I forget what the dimension is.
01:00:59
We'll say the height for now, but the height times,
01:01:02
you know, 432,
01:01:05
it gives you the speed of light.
01:01:09
All times ten to the eighth.
01:01:11
But anyway, gives you the speed of light in meters per second.
01:01:14
The speed of light in a vacuum built
01:01:17
into the Great Pyramid of Giza.
01:01:23
Yeah.
01:01:23
He thinks he did that for purpose. Or just.
01:01:26
Just just to be cool.
01:01:32
I'm a skeptic, so I want to say it's my own confirmation bias.
01:01:35
That's that's leading me to that conclusion.
01:01:38
But if it's not simply my own confirmation bias,
01:01:43
Fath was really another thing about the Emerald tablets or the,
01:01:48
the the the lost, the the Dead Sea Scrolls
01:01:52
was, the book of the watchers.
01:01:55
Now, the watchers were these extraterrestrials, now
01:01:59
in a lot of different extraterrestrials.
01:02:04
Well, one was called the watchers,
01:02:07
and they would just sit back and observe and not interfere
01:02:11
with human relations and just, you know, chill out.
01:02:16
And what watch us develop
01:02:18
kind of like a Polaroid picture rather clickbaity.
01:02:30
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01:02:35
So the topic of the show is waves.
01:02:37
I just wanted to post this video of this teenage girl.
01:02:41
Very, very strong, powerful
01:02:42
teenage girl that made all kinds of waves at her school board meeting.
01:02:46
Today's video
01:02:48
school board tries to shut down
01:02:50
your girl after she hands down copies of the US,
01:02:53
so no one check this out.
01:02:57
Okay, my.
01:03:01
People. Oh.
01:03:06
The other.
01:03:11
Area that was in the
01:03:14
mask.
01:03:15
That we abide by your rules.
01:03:17
And so we're just here for a list of rules for you
01:03:21
to pass out, and you're you're not one to abide by.
01:03:25
Your own laws in the minutes.
01:03:28
You're not going to abide by. Your own rules.
01:03:30
I will take those back. And I
01:03:33
will you.
01:03:34
So who's trying to pass out constitutions?
01:03:37
Because they wouldn't let her talk at the last meeting.
01:03:41
So she's trying to First Amendment.
01:03:44
Right.
01:03:45
But he he has the moral authority to take you to summit.
01:03:49
I don't think we should.
01:03:51
Yeah.
01:03:52
You are you ready to mess to.
01:03:58
My cameras.
01:03:59
I'm sorry.
01:03:59
I don't need to reclaim her minutes.
01:04:02
She hasn't started yet.
01:04:03
I have not started yet. Reclaim her minute.
01:04:07
First Amendment right. You reset that?
01:04:10
No. Yeah.
01:04:14
I'm sorry.
01:04:15
I was down at this time with you people.
01:04:21
Okay?
01:04:21
Yeah, I'm very afraid.
01:04:24
Thank you guys.
01:04:25
Sorry to interrupt, but I love how much the audience is helping and cheered her on
01:04:31
because she is a strong and I mean very, very strong 14 year old girl.
01:04:39
Did he say they were turning.
01:04:40
On a 14 year old girl?
01:04:41
Oh, come at me.
01:04:42
No, cuz I'm doing something wrong.
01:04:45
Yeah.
01:04:46
Stop it,
01:04:48
stop it or.
01:04:49
Don't come at. Me.
01:04:50
Can you reset my time?
01:04:54
Reset my time.
01:04:58
Reset my time.
01:05:00
Oh, I ask Gary to start.
01:05:03
Yeah, I heard you say you said my.
01:05:05
You guys ready.
01:05:06
To reset my time?
01:05:09
Not to be like a bitch about the 14 year old, but
01:05:11
she's wasting all her time trying to get them to reset her time.
01:05:15
If she would just say her message, maybe, and just start talking right?
01:05:21
Oh, someone in the audience called the board.
01:05:24
In astonishment.
01:05:25
As Superintendent Roberts tried to guess.
01:05:28
Super Nintendo.
01:05:29
Roberts comments at these meetings, he told us how important it was
01:05:35
that everyone speaking felt
01:05:36
listened to by this board, regardless if the board hears things.
01:05:40
We disagree with all the hypocrisy,
01:05:45
especially after most of this board walked out while I was addressing you.
01:05:49
With all this meeting, then this board's lawyer, Mr.
01:05:54
Collins, tried to set rules regarding the content of people's speeches,
01:05:59
but also claimed the idea wasn't to censor people.
01:06:03
Newsflash, Mr.
01:06:04
Collins, your real enemies.
01:06:06
Condemnation of censorship.
01:06:09
Apparently this is for is not familiar with the US Constitution.
01:06:13
So I've given each of you a copy.
01:06:18
I. I pass out
01:06:22
those same constitutions.
01:06:26
You do?
01:06:27
Or I just want to go around the place as well.
01:06:29
It takes a lot of dedication to go out and talk in front of a board like that.
01:06:35
She's only 14 years old. Look.
01:06:38
She's only 14 years old.
01:06:40
Isn't there a song about.
01:06:42
Oh, no. Sorry.
01:06:42
That's how whole.
01:06:43
How old was Greta Thunberg?
01:06:46
These children.
01:06:47
Yeah, she's like 11.
01:06:48
In the conversation because they don't
01:06:49
they don't have enough life experience to tell anybody about anything.
01:06:52
So regardless of what side she's on, I didn't even I came in halfway through.
01:06:56
I don't really care.
01:06:57
She just needs to shut the fuck up and go back to school.
01:06:59
So I school.
01:07:01
Hold on, hold on. She's. Trent, wait.
01:07:03
We got to finish now.
01:07:05
Go. Okay.
01:07:06
She's she's. Trying to get.
01:07:08
Is speaking.
01:07:09
And how she's transferring.
01:07:12
I don't care what this guy is.
01:07:13
Yeah, yeah. She's confident. 14 year old. Girl. Go. Go play.
01:07:16
Go have fun. No!
01:07:17
Get out of here. For the adults. 21.
01:07:20
Which.
01:07:20
Clearly states there shall be no rules.
01:07:25
I'd hate to be this chick's husband when she grows up.
01:07:28
I have the. Right to air grievances.
01:07:29
Through. Government.
01:07:31
So I hate to be her husband, but I.
01:07:34
I would enjoy being her father.
01:07:37
To clarify this to you, board.
01:07:40
Then I guess that's how that happens.
01:07:42
And you can tell compared to Greta Thunberg.
01:07:44
13 Thornburg,
01:07:45
who was literally given a script before she could even barely talk to this.
01:07:48
This girl was actually offended by some shit in her library
01:07:52
that they tried to get rid of, which you would probably agree with.
01:07:54
Should not be in schools either. And instead.
01:07:57
Of growing. A thought, Greta Thunberg.
01:07:59
Would say, how.
01:08:00
Dare you just they.
01:08:04
Wouldn't even listen to her.
01:08:04
They wouldn't even let them talk about. Them.
01:08:07
In the school district.
01:08:08
And therefore we have the constitutional right
01:08:11
to speak about whatever grievances we have.
01:08:15
You can't limit the content.
01:08:17
We're right who we can or cannot.
01:08:20
Your pants limit the kind.
01:08:22
For us or be in the spotlight.
01:08:24
Then resign from this board.
01:08:27
You. And I heard and Amen.
01:08:32
Members should be a habit.
01:08:33
They should refrain from making statements on social media
01:08:36
in regards to people who speak at these meetings.
01:08:40
If you don't want people to refer to you as groomers and pedophiles,
01:08:44
then follow state and federal laws and remove the sexually graphic books
01:08:49
from your school. Library.
01:08:52
Using public.
01:08:54
Names and gender over Time's up.
01:08:57
A valid argument whether.
01:09:01
For time so up.
01:09:04
Now I mean it's it's
01:09:05
just free speech for for the the LGBTQ whatever.
01:09:09
I mean, we've we've had those exact books on the show.
01:09:12
It's just, just good clean education. Right.
01:09:15
No reset my time.
01:09:18
Right.
01:09:19
And you're taking my time.
01:09:20
So I reclaim. That challenge that.
01:09:23
You just have to ask.
01:09:24
And she's just like, I'm going to take my time back and keep talking.
01:09:27
Yeah, we just.
01:09:30
She's with.
01:09:32
I am going to continue.
01:09:35
Not email or I'm going to continue removing the.
01:09:39
Contested books is.
01:09:40
I feel like I'm out of order.
01:09:42
No, Your Honor, your out of order.
01:09:44
Arguments for violating laws or infringing unconstitutional.
01:09:48
Where is it? It's Chippewa.
01:09:51
Wait, does that says Chippewa Valley schools?
01:09:54
That's around us.
01:09:56
That's. It's here. Yeah.
01:09:58
All right.
01:10:00
And quote by Wendy James.
01:10:03
That's quite ignorant of you thinking that there's only the Chippewa, the Indians.
01:10:07
And you're just saying that.
01:10:08
Oh, it must be only in.
01:10:11
Fucking this area in white bread fucking suburban Detroit.
01:10:14
Environment. That is not come on now.
01:10:16
Disagreeing is not in environments.
01:10:19
Focus on growth in an environment focused on control.
01:10:24
Keep in mind on the next election, parents will have control.
01:10:27
You've been. Responsive. Yes. You've.
01:10:31
Whereas Chippewa.
01:10:32
Keep in mind.
01:10:34
You've been exposed.
01:10:40
Oh you got it.
01:10:42
You gotta let the schools and the parents and the kids decide what's in this.
01:10:46
In the in the library.
01:10:48
That's my opinion.
01:10:51
That's my opinion.
01:10:54
You're entitled European.
01:10:55
So are you able to share your screens or you got nothing?
01:10:58
You got nothing this week?
01:10:59
I'm surprised. No, I have stuff.
01:11:02
Are we own? Are we off YouTube?
01:11:05
Oh, right.
01:11:06
YouTube. Yeah. Otherwise I have. Dear.
01:11:08
I was waiting, I was waiting for Gary. Coming.
01:11:11
What's his name?
01:11:12
I've also I've also been slowly.
01:11:13
Turning up, all my drops.
01:11:15
Because if they're too quiet for some reason,
01:11:17
StreamYard isn't pulling them up enough or.
01:11:19
It's killing them.
01:11:20
So I spent a lot of didn't spend a lot of time,
01:11:23
but I spent a decent amount of time putting them at the right level for Ninja.
01:11:26
And you know.
01:11:28
What? What the fuck?
01:11:29
This is permanent, right? We're not changing.
01:11:31
Next week is another two weeks from now.
01:11:33
It's not going to be another new we don't know.
01:11:35
It has to be another new thing because I'm not getting a line.
01:11:38
I'm not getting a a wire.
01:11:41
Nobody installed right now.
01:11:43
Yeah, it's working great.
01:11:44
Right now it seems like three quarters into the the flat round
01:11:47
side, or at least halfway into the flat right side.
01:11:50
You end up being clear and perfect.
01:11:52
So maybe you should just join early.
01:11:54
And then just let it sit.
01:11:56
Sit for half an hour.
01:11:57
Oh well, you know the connection. Marinates
01:12:01
far. You know.
01:12:02
When you first. You know what I.
01:12:05
When I.
01:12:06
Wake up, you have to poop.
01:12:09
Is it because it has to pick up the movement?
01:12:11
Oh, is it. Easier to pick up a still.
01:12:13
Image than it is a moving. Image?
01:12:14
You would think it'd be the same, right?
01:12:16
No. Yeah.
01:12:18
No. Yeah.
01:12:19
I have a real camera, a real mic, real. No.
01:12:23
Am I choppy at all? I have no problems.
01:12:25
Yeah, I look look disgustingly clear.
01:12:29
Yeah.
01:12:31
Let. Yes, yes.
01:12:32
You're flattery my wife lol.
01:12:34
Let me go ask what your net and my my podcast is falling apart.
01:12:39
What should I do?
01:12:41
You guys never. Yeah just you you do.
01:12:43
So I'm assuming. You're paying the cable right?
01:12:46
You don't have a cable access, right?
01:12:48
So. Okay. Right.
01:12:50
Well hold on. Right.
01:12:51
He cut his cable right off.
01:12:53
Right? Right.
01:12:56
You don't have cable. It
01:12:58
if you don't have cable access.
01:13:02
Right.
01:13:03
Right, right.
01:13:07
So what do. You use it? Like? So.
01:13:09
But you watch TV, right?
01:13:10
Right.
01:13:11
No, they know what you're.
01:13:14
Watching on TV.
01:13:15
I don't want to. Say stream it.
01:13:17
You don't stream. You don't have a streaming service.
01:13:19
You don't use your answer. Oh, really? Yeah.
01:13:22
You got a first base. You use a Roku, right?
01:13:24
So how would.
01:13:25
You tether it to your from your phone to the Roku?
01:13:29
Yeah.
01:13:30
Yeah.
01:13:32
And yes.
01:13:33
And that does fine. I mean it usually. Does to be honest.
01:13:35
It really. Does. Yes.
01:13:36
Yes it does.
01:13:38
That's fine. I thought he said that.
01:13:41
Yeah yeah yeah
01:13:45
yeah yeah. That's exactly it.
01:13:47
Yeah I use my telephone service to stream
01:13:51
roughness.
01:13:56
And yeah we don't.
01:13:57
I do a lot of things. On his back.
01:13:59
Follow you cause I mean they've got a video game.
01:14:04
Fantastic show.
01:14:05
Really good.
01:14:08
It's called follow up, but I'm just not a video.
01:14:09
So you you can't make the argument to your wife that, hey, if we like,
01:14:13
we could, like, stream these shows better.
01:14:16
Is there ever an. Issue with.
01:14:18
Streaming quality?
01:14:18
Do you ever kind of get mad at it for a little bit
01:14:20
because it's not doing what it's supposed to do?
01:14:22
No, of course.
01:14:25
Yeah. So you could just make that argument.
01:14:27
Look, we use it for X so we could do X better.
01:14:30
And I could do this podcast thing right.
01:14:32
We could do X. There's multiple uses.
01:14:34
Just do it for the charity internet connection.
01:14:37
All I heard was we could do it okay. So
01:14:39
I don't know how long again we don't.
01:14:41
Know. I still remember he had it.
01:14:44
Your Piguet.
01:14:45
Ojibwa me draw I always think had it.
01:14:51
No, it's it's more of an issue of.
01:14:53
Brady said a long time ago and draw said a long time ago.
01:14:57
And I know that you were just probably just first off go.
01:14:59
Thanks, Brady.
01:15:01
Hey, straw
01:15:03
let's rod. Sure.
01:15:05
We told you Lawrence we go.
01:15:08
Right back to rod.
01:15:09
Broadband. It's right in the name.
01:15:11
It's just broaden.
01:15:13
You could broaden your internet with broadband.
01:15:15
Look, I wish.
01:15:16
My internet was better, but.
01:15:18
49 I.
01:15:18
Bitched at AT&T actually earlier. This week.
01:15:21
A month.
01:15:21
So sometime. Screw that.
01:15:23
Sometime in October.
01:15:25
So I pay, I pay I was paying 55 a month.
01:15:27
It was supposed to be 60.
01:15:29
And then if you sign up for their autopay, it knocked it down $5.
01:15:32
Right.
01:15:32
So sometime in October 2023,
01:15:35
they raise the price I guess $5.
01:15:39
But when I go to the internet or I go to my app
01:15:42
and I check my plan, it tells me I should be paying $60.
01:15:46
And with the $5 discount, it's $55.
01:15:48
It still tells me that I fucking bitch that these people.
01:15:52
The. Lady on because it's hard to even talk to somebody.
01:15:54
So I went to the text service.
01:15:56
I want to try to talk to them at first, and then I went to the tech service
01:15:58
and I was bitching at him because the lady said, oh, you're confused.
01:16:02
And I'm like, look, I'm in.
01:16:03
I do part time customer service sometimes, and you don't tell a customer
01:16:07
that you're confused. You say like, oh, you you may be mistaken.
01:16:10
You put qualifiers in there too.
01:16:13
She basically was like,
01:16:15
almost call me stupid.
01:16:16
And it's like, no, I'm going to my app.
01:16:18
And you're telling me how much I'm supposed to be paying?
01:16:20
Either tell me why I'm not paying that amount or
01:16:25
make me pay that amount, or change what I'm seeing in order to reflect
01:16:29
what I'm actually paying.
01:16:30
And it was just the word it was.
01:16:32
It pissed me off.
01:16:35
Rant over.
01:16:35
Yeah. It sounds it sounds like it pissed you up.
01:16:38
But now I'm paying. Here's it's October.
01:16:40
Even though even though the my plan tells me 55 a month,
01:16:45
I don't know, I'm going to call back again later on.
01:16:48
I either want it visibly changed or I want to be honored.
01:16:50
One or the other.
01:16:52
We honor you.
01:16:53
I bought as much.
01:16:54
They're telling. Me how strong.
01:16:56
My internet.
01:16:57
Is. I could possibly afford without my wife having to return to work.
01:17:02
And then my
01:17:05
mortgage payment $500 a month.
01:17:08
And I was like.
01:17:09
All right, man, for.
01:17:10
2 or 500 a month.
01:17:12
And, and then we got to, you know, the mortgage company, they said,
01:17:16
it's it's escrow and it's so it's your appraised value.
01:17:21
So your property taxes and your insurance.
01:17:25
So, so how does it go $500 a month.
01:17:27
So they just did it back down.
01:17:29
So it's down 200 from there.
01:17:30
So I think you're the CPA right.
01:17:34
Yeah. So you
01:17:36
your facts.
01:17:37
And they still do the do.
01:17:39
Right.
01:17:39
And and like I just said based on taxes or.
01:17:43
Insurance and taxes.
01:17:45
Oh sorry.
01:17:48
Insurance and taxes are rolled in and so.
01:17:50
Is this proportion
01:17:52
right. Yeah.
01:17:53
The interest rates has changed.
01:17:55
So the principal that's that portion is still the same.
01:17:59
And that's why I called because that's not legal.
01:18:01
That's embezzlement or something illegal.
01:18:05
So, they adjusted that down
01:18:08
to only $300 more,
01:18:11
and that's how they get it was like, oh, sorry about that.
01:18:14
We didn't mean to charge you $500 more than we were supposed to charge you
01:18:18
fellows. More.
01:18:19
So now I'm paying $300 more than I could barely afford.
01:18:23
And here's the thing.
01:18:25
This podcast is cottage industry, grassroots.
01:18:29
We're supposed to be crappy.
01:18:33
Enjoy it.
01:18:35
Enjoy the 25.
01:18:36
Because every.
01:18:38
Brady's favorite phrase was cottage industry.
01:18:40
Polished and beautiful.
01:18:42
This isn't. We're ugly and proud.
01:18:45
Give you. What do you look like?
01:18:46
We're here. We're queer here.
01:18:48
Wait a minute. What was I saying?
01:18:49
Cottage industry doesn't.
01:18:51
Okay.
01:18:51
It's industry.
01:18:52
It means an industry that's actually exploiting a group of stupid, naive people.
01:18:58
No, cottage
01:18:59
industry means I'm out of my barn, man.
01:19:02
No, no, that's a shoestring business.
01:19:04
The cottage industry is a group of small businesses on a shoestring.
01:19:08
The band together and say Bigfoot is real and he has to be real.
01:19:12
Otherwise, we can sell these little trinket pirates and fudge for Mackinaw.
01:19:17
I'm not really what I'm saying.
01:19:19
I'm probably wrong.
01:19:21
Okay, see, that's.
01:19:22
The reason I keep telling myself
01:19:23
that is because nobody understands or agrees with the concept.
01:19:26
But Gary wouldn't understand anything like that,
01:19:30
Okay. Repeating yourself.
01:19:31
Yeah, I have trouble understanding stuff, you know.
01:19:34
Saying something until you're blue in the face
01:19:35
and other people not understanding.
01:19:38
I have no idea. Oh,
01:19:41
do I question myself? Yes.
01:19:43
I've stated before, I'm not an expert on anything.
01:19:47
I'm not.
01:19:48
I'm not entitled to tell you.
01:19:49
I'm not anything about it.
01:19:51
I'm probably wrong, but probably.
01:19:56
From.
01:19:57
When I say that.
01:19:59
Well, I won't say history. And.
01:20:05
What's your point here, Gary?
01:20:06
I'm trying to.
01:20:09
We're down home.
01:20:10
This is this is a flannel shirt.
01:20:15
Not. I'm not sure.
01:20:16
I got up.
01:20:20
I like being.
01:20:21
Naturally with Robert.
01:20:22
I can just troll you with drops all day.
01:20:23
I mean, I it's very easy.
01:20:25
I would love to be trolled with drops all day.
01:20:27
I love being told like red. Dear Fudgie.
01:20:30
Trolls gold. Rush. Oh yeah that's fladge.
01:20:33
Did you say troll dropping?
01:20:41
You can hear me right now.
01:20:43
Yes I can.
01:20:45
Should we not?
01:20:47
Oh never mind, I got by the mute for the for the board.
01:20:51
I'm like oh my god I was muted. The whole time.
01:20:53
Yeah it's a weird.
01:20:55
Yeah. It's no like it's because.
01:20:57
Yeah. Like we don't need to step on that.
01:20:59
But yeah I'm used to it already.
01:21:01
Is there, is there an app for.
01:21:03
Shaking my. Head.
01:21:03
And sometimes it's if it's just music it's.
01:21:06
Yeah, yeah.
01:21:07
But if it's.
01:21:08
Yeah, you can hit it right away.
01:21:09
As soon as I hit it, you can unmute it right away. That's the.
01:21:11
Yeah okay.
01:21:12
Dear Abby yeah, I considered yelling.
01:21:18
Oh consider listening.
01:21:20
Consider shutting the fuck up and listening.
01:21:21
Consider listening.
01:21:24
No, you missed a deer.
01:21:28
I saw that little.
01:21:29
Microphone with the slash, wedgie.
01:21:32
I did that. I couldn't do that myself.
01:21:35
Oh, I thought Brady did that.
01:21:38
No. Yeah, I got deer fudgie, I am engaged.
01:21:42
Oh, okay.
01:21:44
Guy he did.
01:21:45
I am engaged to an amazing guy.
01:21:48
We have been.
01:21:48
Together a little more than two years.
01:21:52
During our first year.
01:21:52
His family was great to me.
01:21:54
They acted as if they liked me.
01:21:56
However, things have changed when my fiancee and our my.
01:21:59
Yeah, when my fiancee and I are around them, they just.
01:22:02
Wave and have a little.
01:22:05
And have little to say to me.
01:22:07
If they say anything at all, they never call or text me.
01:22:11
I'm always the one to do it first.
01:22:13
Several times when I've texted, they haven't replied.
01:22:16
My fiance is very supportive.
01:22:17
He tells me things will get better
01:22:19
and he try and tries to make me feel better about it,
01:22:22
but I'm starting to get the impression they don't like me.
01:22:24
Also, I don't feel I have anything in common with his mother and sister,
01:22:28
which makes me feel even more awkward.
01:22:31
I have tried to be friendly and to nurture
01:22:34
a relationship with them, but I'm getting no effort in return.
01:22:37
If you have any advice, please share.
01:22:39
Sign on likely in Contiki.
01:22:43
Okay, so it's not likely really.
01:22:46
Oh yeah yeah I know I've been the outsider
01:22:50
and with my in-laws for so long that I'm used to that situation, but
01:22:57
just like having a poor signal
01:22:59
on a semi successful podcast, I push through.
01:23:05
Roll with the punches.
01:23:06
Come on.
01:23:07
I think that's your, like, main quality that I've seen you just.
01:23:12
And I do that work wise.
01:23:13
Not maybe in my personal life.
01:23:15
I let things.
01:23:15
Relentless. Yeah.
01:23:18
You tend to just.
01:23:19
Just keep on going like head and just.
01:23:22
Keep like forward.
01:23:24
Push through.
01:23:26
Yeah.
01:23:26
Bootstraps bitches.
01:23:29
Like such as.
01:23:32
Like such.
01:23:33
And such as you got the club automatically.
01:23:35
Means there's that matters bad. For.
01:23:37
Yeah, yeah.
01:23:39
Why do you think this is?
01:23:42
I personally believe
01:23:44
that as Americans are unable to do so because,
01:23:49
some people out there in our nation don't have that.
01:23:54
And, I believe that our education like, such as, like.
01:23:57
Such as matter.
01:23:59
Just like.
01:23:59
Gravity.
01:23:59
It's such as in South Africa and, Dirac everywhere.
01:24:04
Like such as. Like such as Bitcoin.
01:24:06
Like such as.
01:24:07
And I believe that they should get, our education over here
01:24:12
and then us should help the U.S, I should help South Africa
01:24:16
and should help Dirac in the Asian countries.
01:24:19
So we will be able to build up our future.
01:24:22
All right.
01:24:23
Thank you very. Much. Like such as. Like.
01:24:27
Man too.
01:24:28
Great. You are. You edited it all up.
01:24:30
That's great.
01:24:31
Oh you didn't even you.
01:24:32
Didn't even cheat and watch it on tube prior to.
01:24:35
Oh, you saved it for the show I like it.
01:24:37
Yeah. That's. Yes.
01:24:39
I was like,
01:24:41
if you were if you were laughing loudly, I would have liked to hear that
01:24:44
and not had it been muted.
01:24:45
But when it comes to stepping on it, maybe it.
01:24:48
Is good that it mutes it, I don't know.
01:24:49
All right. Right.
01:24:51
If it's something we. Haven't seen before.
01:24:53
In times, I'd like to step on it.
01:24:55
You know, I don't know. Yeah.
01:24:56
We want to hear you laughing.
01:24:57
No, it features the kid. It's great.
01:25:00
No. And seriously, I usually go ahead and watch it.
01:25:03
On to 14 year old. You found somewhere?
01:25:07
Yeah.
01:25:08
Yeah. I grew up not a middle school,
01:25:11
and I did.
01:25:12
I asked you to join the podcast.
01:25:14
This kid found. Him at the bus stop.
01:25:16
And if you guys missed last week, they had pledge reads.
01:25:18
It was a new segment, fudge reads.
01:25:20
Do you use candy to lure them on to the debate?
01:25:24
Of course I did.
01:25:25
Into the barn.
01:25:27
Yeah.
01:25:27
Show me your your floor.
01:25:30
Yeah.
01:25:30
Did you whip out all the.
01:25:32
He's been Star Wars toys? The.
01:25:34
Yeah, I've got them all around.
01:25:36
I've got them on display.
01:25:38
Are you talking about children or.
01:25:41
Yeah. Those are we are on display as well.
01:25:43
Give it to me.
01:25:44
Give it to me. Oh, she had us, Jabba.
01:25:46
So what? Give it to me now.
01:25:48
She could scream all she wanted, but I was keeping the umbrella.
01:25:53
Keeping the umbrella
01:25:55
as pledge I.
01:25:59
No one.
01:26:06
Steer.
01:26:08
That's why.
01:26:08
That's why in the comments when I drop it, I. Use, like.
01:26:11
Two different forms of dear fledgling spelling.
01:26:13
And then I also just do a Dear Abby, because.
01:26:15
That's what's going to whatever.
01:26:16
Dear fudgy, if my wife and I play on a pool team.
01:26:21
About a year ago, the team captain looked at my wife and said, so
01:26:25
can I play with your lower private area?
01:26:29
He didn't use those words. Weird.
01:26:31
Maybe he said, maybe he said you used to grab her by the pussy.
01:26:36
Hold on. Maybe he maybe he reached out and.
01:26:38
Was just like, look, I don't know, lady, but.
01:26:41
I was gibber from the moment our eyes met across the dance floor. I,
01:26:47
maybe he
01:26:47
was like, yeah, let me grab you by the pussy.
01:26:50
I just want to grab your titties.
01:26:52
And second. Then.
01:26:53
And then, you asshole.
01:26:55
You like you were a man, but you're a woman but didn't
01:26:58
see any of the to any dudes.
01:27:03
So he said.
01:27:07
So can I play with your lower private area?
01:27:10
He didn't use those words.
01:27:11
My wife, who was very shy, was shocked.
01:27:14
He has made dumb comments before and I've warned him several times.
01:27:18
Yeah. Tough guy.
01:27:19
This time, when I told them he was dumb enough to invite me outside.
01:27:24
Oh, oh my lord.
01:27:27
I slapped him.
01:27:28
Around a bit.
01:27:31
We're both big guys.
01:27:32
I'm six foot four, 300 pounds, okay?
01:27:34
He's a big boy.
01:27:35
He's tall. Maybe if there was one.
01:27:39
Now the
01:27:40
members of the league here have shunned my wife in me, was I wrong?
01:27:44
Should I have let the guy talk to my.
01:27:45
Wife like that?
01:27:47
Signed second guessing in South.
01:27:51
Then that's in the South.
01:27:53
Yeah. Sorry, I'm missing words.
01:27:56
It's too many words here.
01:28:01
That was inappropriate behavior.
01:28:06
Here, you got, I'm right.
01:28:07
Here's the thing. Right?
01:28:09
Yeah. Well, when he said.
01:28:10
He warned him. Sorry.
01:28:11
I'm curious as to the thrill of the warning.
01:28:14
That's. Forget bot.
01:28:16
Yeah. Hold on. We got to.
01:28:18
Flag and then move on the bed.
01:28:19
Yeah. Don't you gotta get the money.
01:28:21
You got to get him unmuted. You can. Finish.
01:28:22
Addy, knock it off.
01:28:25
Finish off a deer flag, and we can move on to,
01:28:29
Violence.
01:28:29
Physical violence is never an answer for verbal communication.
01:28:33
Said he. Slapped. Him around like.
01:28:37
Do not equate to physical violence.
01:28:40
That's you hit the sociopathic behavior and not acceptable
01:28:44
in civilization.
01:28:48
Even Bob knows not to destroy Gary.
01:28:50
That's why he turned his camera.
01:28:52
So I can add some imagery.
01:28:54
Yes and no.
01:28:55
But I'm like, what do you like? Training?
01:28:57
So I've always I've, I've, I've,
01:29:00
And I told this to the security people after the fact, but at Mount Holly
01:29:03
there was these dudes that were, they whipped by some children
01:29:06
in the single pass lane, and all four of them whipped through by them,
01:29:11
almost knocked the two children down that were actually even separate.
01:29:14
And then they all went for a single.
01:29:16
All got in next and cut everybody off.
01:29:18
That's been waiting in the multi lane shit.
01:29:20
And so when we got to the top they were there. And so.
01:29:22
This said all.
01:29:23
I told them.
01:29:24
I mean didn't touch my children.
01:29:26
Or what was up.
01:29:27
Well he claimed that oh we didn't do that.
01:29:29
We didn't do I'm like yes you did.
01:29:30
I'm like we talked about it
01:29:31
with people around us, like like several groups of people.
01:29:35
So we all had a conversation about it.
01:29:37
Was doing surveys, not doing this.
01:29:40
It doesn't matter. It was the principle of the thing.
01:29:41
And they were younger dudes. But the whole point was,
01:29:45
We can't hear him.
01:29:45
He's,
01:29:47
I forget.
01:29:48
Yeah. Bob, you got to unmute here.
01:29:50
I'll unmuted, but, No, I was I told.
01:29:52
You minute.
01:29:53
I sometimes need to threaten.
01:29:55
Sometimes you need to threaten us.
01:29:57
Yeah.
01:29:57
Sometimes you need to threaten violence or really get your point across.
01:30:01
Otherwise they're not going to have the microphone.
01:30:02
But then sometimes, sometimes.
01:30:04
You just need to follow that up.
01:30:05
Bob, there's a thing on your screen that there's a microphone button or something.
01:30:08
There should be some type of, indicator that says mute unmute.
01:30:12
It should be a line symbol.
01:30:14
Yeah.
01:30:15
Are you on a Z on a phone or on a computer?
01:30:17
And I'm assuming the phone because. He's portrait.
01:30:19
Portrait. Yeah. Yeah, it should be an iPhone.
01:30:21
Yeah. There should be some shit at the bottom that has like that.
01:30:24
You can either turn your because I think you did that earlier.
01:30:26
When you turn your camera off,
01:30:29
there should be a microphone symbol with a stupid.
01:30:31
Yeah, that's the camera on off button. There should be.
01:30:33
I'm guessing that's the camera as well.
01:30:34
The one just left to that.
01:30:37
Well, it's I don't know how it looks on an iPhone.
01:30:41
Yeah, I don't know either.
01:30:43
So yeah, you went like oh.
01:30:45
There you go.
01:30:46
That's good. What do we have another.
01:30:48
Oh shit. And then.
01:30:51
Oh no. How do we do a five screener.
01:30:54
That was just me.
01:30:54
I guess you can, you can, you can kick me to the side.
01:30:56
I'm. I'm okay with that. I'm not having to go.
01:30:58
I'm just trying to see where the mute is for him to click on.
01:31:02
I think it's on his end because it's the same thing.
01:31:04
If I do it. Look at.
01:31:07
All right, I can do it.
01:31:08
It's a it puts that symbol.
01:31:09
That is where is it on your screen.
01:31:12
On the bottom left one.
01:31:13
I'm on a computer
01:31:15
I got mute, I got my cam I got settings, I got just.
01:31:19
One camera.
01:31:21
Item left on the phone. Yeah, right.
01:31:22
It just I guess right. Right.
01:31:24
There's a can Ryan find it either is Ryan in the same boat or is it.
01:31:29
But no he's he muted as well
01:31:32
I don't think he was there.
01:31:35
This. Is the baby. Number two time.
01:31:37
Great.
01:31:38
Is it. Debate number two.
01:31:40
We got it's a review. Debate number one.
01:31:41
Let's review debate number one.
01:31:43
When we sit here and just fuck our assholes.
01:31:45
But, without.
01:31:46
That audio, it's not going to work, though.
01:31:49
Here we go.
01:31:49
So this is the the recap of the last debate.
01:31:52
Donald Trump really believes in the label.
01:31:54
Oh no no no no no, I'm sorry. That was the edited clip.
01:31:57
Start over.
01:31:58
This is the debate from last week.
01:31:59
I think Donald Trump really believes in the label.
01:32:02
Man, when you mention God or the Bible, people
01:32:05
freak out and most certainly.
01:32:08
Most definitely.
01:32:10
Maybe Donald Trump was right.
01:32:14
Donald is a really nice
01:32:16
guy, you know, and I'm not I'm not doubting that.
01:32:19
I have to agree with you on that issue, man.
01:32:23
You know, man, if it wasn't for believing in
01:32:25
what God made there, you wouldn't have anything in life. Man.
01:32:29
Most certainly, most definitely.
01:32:32
Guys better are the.
01:32:33
Soul man, you know, because otherwise, you're
01:32:37
not going to make it in this world, man.
01:32:40
Most certainly, most definitely.
01:32:44
That's why Gary the main that's.
01:32:45
Trendy, that's.
01:32:47
My most friendly.
01:32:48
Most definitely
01:32:51
want to say was up the flag.
01:32:53
Flag. What's up buddy.
01:32:54
Hey what's up.
01:32:57
I want to get the t shirt.
01:32:58
Says let's talk to you buddy.
01:33:02
I know, right? I love that.
01:33:03
I've never heard that phrase before, but I. Love it.
01:33:05
Especially when I was trying to do my new I identify as mine was trendy now.
01:33:15
Where do you go?
01:33:17
All right. There's got to be.
01:33:19
He's trying to figure out something.
01:33:20
Or is he just guessing?
01:33:22
Yeah. Maybe he can't hear us anyway.
01:33:23
Yeah, he's hitting the button.
01:33:25
Can you hear. Us?
01:33:26
It's the button. Next he's talking. He's trying to say stuff.
01:33:29
You can see his mouth moving. Yeah, there's a mirror.
01:33:31
God dammit! God damn!
01:33:34
He can hear us. Yeah, he can hear us.
01:33:36
But there's there. When you do.
01:33:38
That Obama sign language, we're going to in languages.
01:33:44
There must be no mic mute button on his phone.
01:33:45
For some reason. No, there has to.
01:33:49
Let me see if. I can join on my.
01:33:50
Oh, wait, you know.
01:33:51
He's not using an app. He's using a.
01:33:53
So when Gary joined the one time, he couldn't click on it either.
01:33:56
So, you know what hit?
01:33:57
Just leave, shut it and rejoin and see if that fixes it.
01:34:00
Because that Gary couldn't unmute when he first joined.
01:34:03
Right. Gary
01:34:05
where we are with Ryan is.
01:34:06
No, don't do it.
01:34:09
Let's switches the camera.
01:34:10
Blah blah blah.
01:34:11
Do it.
01:34:15
Problem do it.
01:34:17
Here.
01:34:17
So I don't mean I'm if it says you're kicked or whatever,
01:34:19
I'm not being mean, I'm just going to hit kick.
01:34:21
I'm going to I'm going to push you out of the studio and then rejoin kick it.
01:34:26
Oh, that needs to be a drive.
01:34:27
I need to pull that fucker.
01:34:29
Gary. He's got a good kick it from.
01:34:30
Kick it from her dog month
01:34:33
drop.
01:34:34
Oh. So the phone pushes you towards,
01:34:37
StreamYard.
01:34:40
The enemy my phone is.
01:34:42
Like, forced into.
01:34:43
He's like, hey, no, no, no, go over there. Go get the app.
01:34:46
Oh, is it.
01:34:47
Yeah. Wow.
01:34:50
This app is going to ask. You for Bob.
01:34:52
Did Bob have.
01:34:53
If the permission came to be that.
01:34:55
Oh, then it's not even going to let him select the mic
01:34:59
I don't know.
01:34:59
And Bob Junior's got his phone. Bob.
01:35:01
Seniors phones so locked up.
01:35:03
I wasn't on the app and I couldn't.
01:35:05
I didn't have the past. Using Chrome.
01:35:07
Instead of Safari.
01:35:08
Is that the same thing when it comes to the browser.
01:35:11
I asked him to use Chrome.
01:35:12
Chrome should be easier. Chrome should just work.
01:35:14
That's probably what I do.
01:35:15
Already have Chrome.
01:35:16
On my shit, so that's probably why he doesn't have to download the
01:35:19
I love this show.
01:35:20
The show is just the trial.
01:35:22
We learn as we go. Look, this is also.
01:35:24
Yeah, tech show.
01:35:26
It's not only, like,
01:35:29
I don't even know.
01:35:30
What category you'd put us in.
01:35:32
We're like a current events.
01:35:33
Changes slash.
01:35:35
History.
01:35:35
Slash science slash.
01:35:38
I took us out of podcasts and put us in comedy and entertainment.
01:35:45
But free speech.
01:35:46
Yeah. So open this page.
01:35:47
It's telling me to open the page in Safari.
01:35:49
Google Chrome is telling. You to open the.
01:35:52
Why is it doing that?
01:35:53
Google Chrome is telling you to open this part right here.
01:35:56
Look. It was kind of like a cop out in Chrome.
01:35:59
It was Firefox.
01:36:00
See, as I start to take over, Google Chrome was like, nah, fuck you.
01:36:03
Not right now.
01:36:05
Open Safari, you stream or this. Is like.
01:36:07
A farm.
01:36:11
I don't know if I'm.
01:36:12
Driving for sure.
01:36:14
Dude, you go over as I need.
01:36:15
My my weekly dose of Bob.
01:36:18
Yeah, we got Bob all set up on the on video ninja.
01:36:21
But then we ended up not using.
01:36:22
Yeah, you.
01:36:22
Got your Bob right here.
01:36:23
That's why Gary. The mindless trend. David.
01:36:26
Yeah, those guys matter about,
01:36:29
About a three quarter mile short or a three quart of fries of French fries. Man.
01:36:37
Yeah, I'm.
01:36:38
I'm glad that he got that far.
01:36:39
I'm going to have to go over there and find out why the mic was muted.
01:36:42
You guys want to wait about 30 minutes?
01:36:44
No. Yeah.
01:36:45
The next week.
01:36:46
Yeah. Just get food to.
01:36:49
That'd be great video.
01:36:50
Just just just silence for me driving to Del Taco.
01:36:53
We should try that one time.
01:36:56
That's where you went.
01:36:56
You went to Del Taco?
01:36:58
No, no.
01:36:59
You don't remember that episode?
01:37:01
I think on New Year's or Christmas, I.
01:37:02
Do know, yeah.
01:37:05
Drove to Del. Taco. I love Del Taco.
01:37:08
It's delicious.
01:37:11
All right.
01:37:12
Okay. This is a disclaimer.
01:37:15
Yeah.
01:37:15
No, I'm I'm.
01:37:16
I'm on the thing, and I I'm I'm.
01:37:19
On my phone, and and it pops up on you, dude. Oh.
01:37:24
And I can mute it.
01:37:25
It's got the symbol there.
01:37:26
I don't that there's a picture of a microphone.
01:37:28
There's a picture of the high.
01:37:31
Yeah. So what. Screen.
01:37:32
Did it ask you for permission at any time for you sir.
01:37:35
Because he his phone doesn't ask.
01:37:37
It just says no.
01:37:39
I mean.
01:37:40
I really I oh that's because junior.
01:37:43
Yeah I click through.
01:37:44
A bunch of shit and yeah you.
01:37:46
Did his his phone doesn't even.
01:37:48
Like whatever. Yeah, whatever. Yeah. Except it don't give a shit. Yeah.
01:37:50
Someone doesn't ask his default says no to all that shit.
01:37:52
So you got to go into the settings and then say yes after the fact. Oh.
01:37:57
Okay. Okay.
01:37:59
Even no, we're.
01:38:00
Never going to hear about.
01:38:02
No. We will.
01:38:02
You could have you just called in with the phone number.
01:38:05
Right.
01:38:05
Or we never know.
01:38:07
There's no that doesn't work either.
01:38:09
That's never.
01:38:09
Brother for a minute, didn't we see brother for a minute?
01:38:11
Where do you go?
01:38:12
He was. Yeah, he had the old link.
01:38:14
We could at least get one side of the story.
01:38:17
Send him to the new links.
01:38:18
I think we're supposed to be getting chat.
01:38:20
I was supposed to be able to see the chat, but I don't.
01:38:22
I can't see it.
01:38:23
Maybe, maybe maybe it wasn't Bob.
01:38:27
Maybe it wasn't Bob's connection.
01:38:28
Maybe, maybe it was.
01:38:29
This sounds like Bob is a paranoid schizo about, like some
01:38:33
some homosexuals, like, hitting on him or like, waving them low.
01:38:38
So that's all I'd like to say. Oh,
01:38:42
that's all you got to say.
01:38:43
But, Why am I hearing the feedback?
01:38:47
Oh, because. Gary. Pardon me.
01:38:50
So he said, and he also says.
01:38:52
I realize he was.
01:38:54
Stupid, starts to make that statement, but he also says.
01:38:57
He's a really nice guy, you know, and I'm not I'm not doubting that.
01:39:01
So I.
01:39:01
Don't know what Ryan's.
01:39:02
Into, but it's kind of weird, right?
01:39:06
Oh, yeah.
01:39:06
Let's go over to YouTube.
01:39:09
Youth. Yeah, right.
01:39:10
30 on YouTube.
01:39:12
You know, hours and
01:39:14
hours and hours, I don't know.
01:39:18
I eat
01:39:20
let's go.
01:39:22
Drink.
01:39:30
It's much.
01:39:33
Stupid.
01:39:35
You know.
01:39:37
And then.
01:39:42
The TV,
01:39:45
they can get rid.
01:39:50
Of just.
01:39:59
Like,
01:40:01
it's not as cool when I've never heard the song before.
01:40:04
Oh, wow.
01:40:05
Either ten ways in the name.
01:40:08
So I'm just.
01:40:09
Now I, I get the way the shirt
01:40:12
thing, like waterways, is definitely on my Mount Rushmore.
01:40:17
I was thinking about it.
01:40:19
There you go. Wow.
01:40:21
That's some
01:40:23
like that is quite cool.
01:40:25
I know, it's like, oh, I know that.
01:40:28
And what was.
01:40:29
The rest of the Mount Rushmore?
01:40:31
Now that we can hear you guys.
01:40:34
I'm going to go sound waves, light
01:40:36
slash particle waves
01:40:39
and water waves.
01:40:43
Oh, know.
01:40:48
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01:40:48
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then congrats! You're our kind of people.
01:42:45
We're just here to crack a few tasteless jokes, spread some jabber joy,
01:42:49
and remind everyone that life's too short to be serious all the freakin time.
01:42:53
So buckle up,
01:42:54
buttercup, and get ready for a wild ride through the absurd gibber of our humor.
01:42:58
While flange rants live.
01:43:04
So I'm.
01:43:05
I'm past part of my,
01:43:07
Due costume was also to wear these eyebrows.
01:43:10
Because they usually have thick eyebrows.
01:43:12
Oh, they do have duct tape.
01:43:14
Do you do not remember the.
01:43:20
And again, I just want to reiterate to all of our.
01:43:22
Audience that, we are
01:43:26
I'll just let this man say it
01:43:29
and. There we go.
01:43:32
I love the yarmulke.
01:43:33
And I assume that you guys have that same sentiment right?
01:43:39
I love a silly little move.
01:43:40
There we go.
01:43:43
I'm not sure how to stop.
01:43:45
Yeah, not sure how to stop on this.
01:43:48
The other the YouTube and, the YouTube.
01:43:51
I don't know how to stop the YouTube. Well, whatever.
01:43:53
The other platforms.
01:43:53
It'll kick us eventually, right. Has removed.
01:43:56
Yeah. We'll we'll. Get kicked off.
01:43:58
I removed it.
01:44:00
We're about to give you this.
01:44:01
Let's see how presenting works.
01:44:06
Oh, she's presenting.
01:44:09
Oh. Oh that's beautiful.
01:44:11
Sorry. That's. Oh, wow. That.
01:44:14
Yeah. What?
01:44:16
Sorry.
01:44:18
All right.
01:44:18
Did I end twitch?
01:44:19
Did I end do you think I ended somebody?
01:44:22
Look. Oh, it looks exactly. I should
01:44:25
I don't know, did you.
01:44:30
I didn't open the wavy chips, by the way, I tried.
01:44:34
You you did run from the bottom.
01:44:36
Yeah, I know, but they're there.
01:44:38
You tried to fuck. Them from the. Bottom.
01:44:40
Is there going to be, like, some range in there that.
01:44:42
Unsuspecting. Unsuspecting ranch.
01:44:44
And those just.
01:44:45
Oh, why was there a hole in the bottom of.
01:44:47
The whatever want to eat ranch to the ranch.
01:44:49
Sounds like dirt and horse shit.
01:44:51
What kind of a flavor actually ranch.
01:44:53
But what kind of a flavor is ranch?
01:44:56
Yeah.
01:44:57
I don't know.
01:44:58
That is a good point. What is it?
01:45:00
Very great.
01:45:00
Like just fermented stuff and seasoning.
01:45:04
What are you playing here?
01:45:05
So we do have an update on our Stoney Creek girl.
01:45:09
Oh, no. I mean.
01:45:10
Some of you may not have been able to keep up with the saga
01:45:13
because the last two episodes or the last couple of episodes of.
01:45:22
Absolutely terrible.
01:45:23
But, There's just in.
01:45:25
So there's a.
01:45:26
Girl who's disabled
01:45:27
who's trying to get a job at Stoney Creek in the food area,
01:45:30
but apparently she doesn't really have fingers.
01:45:32
She just has mitts
01:45:33
that are like gauze wrapped mitts and that just absorb bacteria and stuff.
01:45:38
And she claims that she's she knows how to do stuff,
01:45:40
and she has kitchen stuff, and that's fine if you if you claim to have experience.
01:45:44
But I don't know if you can service a whole group of people efficiently enough.
01:45:49
And so there's where the discrimination comes in because she initially was like,
01:45:53
oh yeah, come check it out.
01:45:54
And then they were like, yeah, we don't know if it's a good fit.
01:45:56
And then she started kind of raising red flags on discrimination.
01:45:59
She posted these videos online.
01:46:01
Obviously they got a decent amount of attention.
01:46:03
And obviously Stoney Creek had to backpedal and promised her something.
01:46:06
And so she was like, oh, I.
01:46:08
Don't know if it's going to be a good fit.
01:46:09
I have to see and look at, look at it and.
01:46:11
Know what she thinks is, oh, I have to see if it's a good fit, as she's and she's
01:46:15
kind of admitting that she's not capable of doing every single job in a restaurant.
01:46:20
She's not gonna be able to keep up with service, keep things cleanly.
01:46:24
She was using her mouth like
01:46:26
there's several videos on our YouTube page of, or YouTube or TikTok.
01:46:29
Sorry. Rachel.
01:46:31
Please, not a word.
01:46:34
Not to call her out and be cleanly is not a word cleanly.
01:46:37
It's not a word.
01:46:39
Well, what is. Cleanliness, then?
01:46:41
Loneliness. Rhymes with penis.
01:46:43
What is. It? What is. Cleanliness? The root word for?
01:46:45
I don't know, you're trying to say.
01:46:47
You're trying to say clean.
01:46:50
Yeah.
01:46:50
Clean is the word that.
01:46:52
What is what is what is cleanliness, then?
01:46:56
Cleanliness is a is a length of being clean.
01:47:00
Well, why isn't it being. Yeah.
01:47:02
Cleanliness is because they just clean.
01:47:04
Clean this. Clean this.
01:47:06
Why is it.
01:47:08
Like no. There's no cleanliness.
01:47:10
No clean is.
01:47:11
Clean.
01:47:12
No other word you add at the end of it.
01:47:14
Just to add.
01:47:16
No. Other way to a verb.
01:47:17
Really? Really. No other word. Cleanliness.
01:47:19
Even Lena's no other words.
01:47:21
You had an lie to make it a verb.
01:47:23
Even leanness.
01:47:24
No, that that absurd. Like what?
01:47:26
I don't understand why you're.
01:47:28
You're adding words to it that you would never be.
01:47:30
There are even cleaner and an l y.
01:47:32
Cleanliness warrant leanness,
01:47:35
job, leanness.
01:47:37
All right.
01:47:38
You can go ahead.
01:47:39
Go ahead and play the word crimes. God, you can call me whatever.
01:47:41
I'm. I'm probably. Wrong.
01:47:42
Really desperately looking for it.
01:47:44
Not in. Order.
01:47:46
Okay. Yeah.
01:47:48
Your marriage.
01:47:49
You're in for marriage.
01:47:52
I'm probably wrong. I'm not right.
01:47:54
You're the word you were looking for, I believe, was adverb.
01:47:57
Lolly, lolly, lolly, get your advocate here.
01:48:02
I'll leave, I will, I will never hear.
01:48:04
Well, let's just go to our friend.
01:48:06
We just play school every flag.
01:48:08
That's what
01:48:10
our friend, Rachel Riggins.
01:48:12
She's taking a risk, but she's taking the job.
01:48:15
So Stoney Creek has offered her a job.
01:48:18
I thought it's taking a risk. Taking the.
01:48:20
We're going.
01:48:22
We're going.
01:48:23
No, that was that was three years field trip.
01:48:24
And, you know, it still is a risk.
01:48:27
I know. So.
01:48:29
It's it's not what you think. Exactly.
01:48:32
Because, remember, in the last thing,
01:48:34
she was offered at, at Metro Beach, so it would be a little bit more of a trip.
01:48:38
It wouldn't be that far, but. It would be.
01:48:40
Yeah, a. Little bit further.
01:48:41
But let's see what she has to say.
01:48:43
Let's shut the fuck up and hear what you hear.
01:48:44
Metro beach. Okay, okay.
01:48:46
So, So I'm going to take a risk and I'm going to take the job.
01:48:52
Oh. Hold on.
01:48:53
Are you taking risk taking the job.
01:48:56
Or is Stoney Creek taking the risk, or is is Metro.
01:48:59
Metroparks taking your risk? Yes.
01:49:02
Who's the real risk taker here?
01:49:04
Because this is. Okay. She's stood up.
01:49:06
She's doing this over food.
01:49:07
If she's just sitting there and this is what she looks like over food,
01:49:11
I'm going to think twice about purchasing it.
01:49:12
I'm sorry.
01:49:14
But I don't know. It's gone right.
01:49:15
Now. She's covering.
01:49:16
Yeah. Like going back to my.
01:49:18
Is this a public covering?
01:49:20
Can we get a head covering for this?
01:49:22
Can we get a schedule?
01:49:22
Can we get a schedule when she's working?
01:49:24
You know how you need to hear about it.
01:49:27
Yeah. Can we interview her live?
01:49:28
We can have a post announcement. Oh, I like.
01:49:31
I'd like to. I'd like to film.
01:49:33
I will film her under the guise that we're going to promote it positively.
01:49:37
But we don't necessarily have to do that. And that's not. Illegal
01:49:40
to do.
01:49:42
It's not. All right.
01:49:42
Let's let's let her talk.
01:49:44
We'll discuss this post-show.
01:49:46
We'll discuss this okay? Okay.
01:49:48
With logistics.
01:49:50
Yeah.
01:49:51
The beach kitchen.
01:49:54
Beach kitchen.
01:49:57
Beach kitchen.
01:49:58
Already. The beach kitchen.
01:50:00
The right to work state.
01:50:01
Hold on, hold on.
01:50:07
Their concerns for letting me go in the future.
01:50:09
Of course.
01:50:10
The right to work state.
01:50:12
Right to.
01:50:12
Work.
01:50:12
But, I can add it to my resume, and I can give it a shot
01:50:17
and prove that I can do the job, because that's the person I am.
01:50:20
And I like to prove that I can do things
01:50:24
and I know everybody's like, Sue, sue, Sue.
01:50:27
Right.
01:50:29
First of all.
01:50:30
First of all, you.
01:50:31
Can't be in the EEOC and lawyers.
01:50:34
You have to have the right to sue.
01:50:36
And because the company
01:50:37
is trying to make things right, you can't get the right to sue.
01:50:41
But it's not about pushing that
01:50:45
because it's the fact the,
01:50:50
hey, I want to work, I know that.
01:50:53
Let me text you a link you want if you want to be
01:50:55
do you want to be can you be on you want to be on.
01:50:57
The why don't you mute yourself instead of making me mute?
01:51:00
The video said the video.
01:51:01
I can't.
01:51:02
Because I'm disabled or I should collect disability and so.
01:51:05
So I had to say.
01:51:06
Well, if I receive, I'm trying to work part time.
01:51:08
She's trying to work part time because that's all she can handle.
01:51:11
I'll skip over my nursing service.
01:51:13
And nursing services. What?
01:51:14
Who is she nursing.
01:51:15
But I want to get out of my house.
01:51:18
No, no, she has a nurse society.
01:51:20
Oh. Oh, that's a good point.
01:51:22
Would you have a goal just like you?
01:51:24
All right, so I. Can't wait.
01:51:27
For someone with a disability. Okay, so this is okay.
01:51:30
I would like because I'd like to answer this question to,
01:51:34
but this is, this is kind of like a deer flag wrapped in here.
01:51:36
So I'd like to hear your opinion first.
01:51:39
Yeah.
01:51:40
And I can't have that.
01:51:43
But I want to get out of my house.
01:51:45
I want to be a functional member of society, just like you.
01:51:50
Would you have a goal and a dream career, right.
01:51:53
So what makes you think that someone with a disability
01:51:57
wouldn't want the same opportunity?
01:51:59
The problem?
01:52:01
That's a question.
01:52:03
Yeah.
01:52:04
My my dream career flash operator
01:52:07
at an automotive arts facility.
01:52:11
It's my dream. Career.
01:52:12
So that that's exactly where I was going.
01:52:15
My my dream career would be to play in the NBA.
01:52:17
And guess what?
01:52:20
You don't you don't get.
01:52:21
Not everyone gets to do that.
01:52:22
I want to be a successful fladged cast host.
01:52:28
You do that early on.
01:52:31
And it's
01:52:32
just my lifelong dream for about a year now.
01:52:35
She's got less than a minute left.
01:52:37
So let's hear about the same. Okay.
01:52:39
The problem comes down to is someone giving you the opportunity,
01:52:45
no matter what job, when you're like, oh, well, get a job.
01:52:48
I have a degree in graphics and animation.
01:52:50
I haven't been able to get higher than that either.
01:52:53
Again, it comes down to someone giving me a chance.
01:52:55
How is she using a mouse and keyboard?
01:52:59
What do you mean?
01:52:59
It's a degree in graphics.
01:53:01
Is she built? Is she? Is she Stephen Hawking?
01:53:03
She got one.
01:53:04
It's clearly a huge keyboard.
01:53:08
Sorry. No, no,
01:53:10
she's like a. Gigantic mouse that.
01:53:12
She moves around and then
01:53:14
left click.
01:53:15
The mouse would be a problem.
01:53:17
The keyboard would be fat.
01:53:18
That gives a new term to fat fingered.
01:53:20
You need a pen, though. She probably use the fork.
01:53:22
You see it in the other video she opened a plastic bag with a fork.
01:53:26
Yeah.
01:53:27
Let's let's finish up since Bob's on standby here.
01:53:30
So let's finish this bitch up.
01:53:31
Yeah I'm getting we get to unmute. Unmute.
01:53:35
I walk in and the look on people's faces.
01:53:39
Yeah. I wonder why.
01:53:40
I already know that I'm not getting my job.
01:53:42
I wonder why the look on.
01:53:43
Their faces who were judging me and I hired me.
01:53:47
That was great. That was exciting.
01:53:49
They gave me a shot and I really appreciate it.
01:53:52
I want I make that face when I see her, too.
01:53:55
It's involuntary. It's about.
01:53:58
So I'm going to take the risk
01:54:00
and take a chance and, you know, do something.
01:54:04
The chance I try.
01:54:07
She really wants to try to work at Metro Beacon Beach and cook.
01:54:10
Like some hot dogs and shit.
01:54:13
It's a noble. Goal.
01:54:14
I don't want her to.
01:54:16
Yeah, see, I have a little bit.
01:54:17
Of her, but my dream job as well.
01:54:18
Because. I have a lot of red right here.
01:54:20
Because because of the at the Tigers game, the sun was like right up here.
01:54:24
So I have a lot of red
01:54:25
on the side of my face, but it'll go away within a day or two.
01:54:28
Bob you're still. Muted.
01:54:31
Microphone. Saying it.
01:54:32
Next to it.
01:54:33
Bottom all the way at the bottom of the phone there is a
01:54:37
there's the symbols, there's the center one which will turn the video on and. Off.
01:54:41
How do we switch to Ryan.
01:54:42
There's Ryan. Ryan we can hear.
01:54:43
Oh can you other there's a.
01:54:45
Little microphone. Symbol.
01:54:46
Can you hear me.
01:54:47
Yeah. We can hear my brother. Symbol.
01:54:50
Ryan. Shut up.
01:54:51
There should be a little microphone symbol next to that one
01:54:53
that you just hit to cause your video to go out there should
01:54:57
I? Anything might ask you for
01:55:00
it. Might ask you for, like, permission to access the microphone.
01:55:03
And then obviously you would just go allow. But.
01:55:08
Now Ryan is muted I think someone was listening to me
01:55:12
even though we were listening to, I think we talked about,
01:55:15
God damn it, I think, I think
01:55:19
welcome to the show.
01:55:20
Now Gary's okay.
01:55:21
Yeah, brother. You're fucking perfect.
01:55:23
Can you hear me?
01:55:25
Yeah, bro.
01:55:25
You better get you got to get Bobby. Definitely.
01:55:28
Most certainly, most definitely.
01:55:31
How are you guys doing?
01:55:32
I got to good.
01:55:33
My voice on all that, man.
01:55:36
What's up?
01:55:38
Thanks for using voice clips for me I appreciate it.
01:55:41
It's on the guy, you know, and I'm not I'm not doubting that guy.
01:55:45
He's the nicest guy.
01:55:48
Nicest guy.
01:55:50
Wine list.
01:55:50
Brandy.
01:55:51
Say, what's up? The flags flag.
01:55:53
What's up buddy?
01:55:54
Very good. Very good man.
01:55:56
Thank you for the voice. You talk about the voice. Really?
01:55:58
It is
01:56:00
when. When?
01:56:01
When Ryan's drops coming through.
01:56:02
You really have to stop because he just overpowers the situation.
01:56:05
Just the tonality.
01:56:07
He demands attention,
01:56:09
y'all. Like he.
01:56:10
Commands it? No, he doesn't demanded. He commands it.
01:56:12
Yeah. Bob. So you're turning the video on and off.
01:56:15
There should be a fucking microphone symbol that you see right.
01:56:17
Next to. It, and I don't it should be very obvious.
01:56:20
It should be very obvious.
01:56:22
You're smart enough to.
01:56:25
So there's something going on.
01:56:26
But I keep telling you, we keep telling you the same instructions over and over.
01:56:29
Again.
01:56:30
Right? Yeah. That's all we got.
01:56:33
That's all we got. I don't know.
01:56:34
My mind was on and I had turned it off, and then I turned it back on.
01:56:38
And that's how it worked.
01:56:40
Eventually. Well, I mean, I'm assuming there's. Yeah, sure.
01:56:42
I'm sure he sure sounds working. I'm
01:56:45
I'm sure he said everything at the bottom of the screen there more than once.
01:56:48
So I don't know what else to.
01:56:50
Yeah.
01:56:50
It's not what funds you have to be there, Ryan.
01:56:53
With only a iPhone or iPhone.
01:56:56
He's going to get an iPhone.
01:57:01
IPhone or one of those.
01:57:02
Yeah. He has to take his phone back to Kmart.
01:57:05
IPhone 15.
01:57:06
Motherfucker. No.
01:57:07
Yes, yes, I still have a ten.
01:57:09
My ten is going strong and I'm going to keep it.
01:57:11
I used to be more on the trend, but fuck that.
01:57:13
Yeah, that shit goes up in price.
01:57:15
I'm a mindless trendy.
01:57:16
They charge so much for these fucking phones, it's ridiculous.
01:57:20
You know how it is, man.
01:57:21
I got a cousin that's got a Verizon play, so I just get up.
01:57:24
Yeah, when I reach. Oh, no shit, I have.
01:57:25
Who would have guessed who the guys at the Browns can be?
01:57:27
Yeah.
01:57:28
Somebody get out some of that own their own cell phones are.
01:57:31
That's what with the Browns.
01:57:33
So seven stars a.
01:57:35
I'm that 14 guys that he's called his cousin.
01:57:39
And. Whatever.
01:57:40
That's how the Italians go to. So like. You.
01:57:44
And they I.
01:57:45
Wonder why.
01:57:46
They they like I used to stop by every Friday they like.
01:57:50
And a couple of them won't stop.
01:57:52
But I do this day
01:57:55
so they can avoid me.
01:57:57
They're not that.
01:57:58
They're not the only fruit.
01:57:59
I'm not everybody's cup of tea.
01:58:01
That's a true story.
01:58:02
Is there.
01:58:02
Everyone? Guys, can we get much higher?
01:58:05
Can we get. It?
01:58:08
Can we do? Yeah.
01:58:10
So I also.
01:58:14
Oh, yeah.
01:58:17
Oh, can we just let us know I love
01:58:24
oh oh.
01:58:29
I fantasize about this back as you the mercy,
01:58:32
mercy me that mercy you like. Go.
01:58:36
He was higher than a kite.
01:58:43
You. Know where release.
01:58:45
Me button or what?
01:58:47
Well, first eating on Mike, now. Coughing into Mike.
01:58:49
Jesus Christ, that was intentional.
01:58:51
You know, it was it.
01:58:53
Of course. Was it? So lean on Mike.
01:58:55
I'm not even on the mike.
01:58:56
I don't know what you're talking about.
01:58:58
Right. And yeah, that was intentional to.
01:59:00
I do have a scroll though. They can eat along.
01:59:05
Know.
01:59:06
Yeah.
01:59:06
There's also, there was also a mute button there.
01:59:08
Bob knows how to use extremely well that Ryan maybe might take advantage of.
01:59:12
At some point.
01:59:14
You guys want me to mute it?
01:59:15
I'll mute.
01:59:16
And I'm trying to come.
01:59:17
Off and and puffing
01:59:18
when you're huffing and puffing and scooting all over the floor there.
01:59:21
Really could hear all that.
01:59:23
Yeah, yeah.
01:59:24
So there's.
01:59:25
Oh yeah. We can't know. So you're right. You.
01:59:27
The show needs help.
01:59:29
Yeah. If you click on that though.
01:59:31
Yeah. You know what do.
01:59:31
You click on the clear settings.
01:59:34
The noise that brothers make.
01:59:35
And that's what just that's what the, that's what put the show off the.
01:59:40
Yeah. No, I did it on purpose.
01:59:42
Whatever. I like giving people a hard time.
01:59:44
And that was the most recent hard time thing I could give someone.
01:59:47
So there was a, there with a wheel with the settings at the bottom.
01:59:49
You can do exit echo cancellation, reduce mike background noise.
01:59:53
So those are two options potentially. But you don't have to.
01:59:55
Just just breathe less heavily
01:59:58
than you just breathe.
01:59:59
I was definitely.
02:00:00
Okay okay okay I'll do that.
02:00:02
No it's a process.
02:00:04
Honestly I've I've shit on Brady.
02:00:06
Seriously for how many episodes eating on the mic and he keeps doing it
02:00:10
and I keep shitting on him with all vitriol.
02:00:12
But I don't hate him. He's actually stop.
02:00:14
Doing is a. Great dude.
02:00:16
I'm going to sleep
02:00:17
over. Here we go.
02:00:18
He's literally doing waves.
02:00:20
That was wavy chips.
02:00:22
Wavy chips. Come on, I didn't I did.
02:00:25
Those are wavy waves.
02:00:27
That was for cleanliness count.
02:00:29
That's a I.
02:00:30
Mean cleanliness Cleanliness.
02:00:32
Cleanliness. Clean.
02:00:33
Then I was trying to become any better.
02:00:35
A little bit better. Maybe.
02:00:37
I was trying to be cleanliness.
02:00:39
No, it's a little tiny. No.
02:00:41
No. That's good. No no no you're fine. It's.
02:00:43
No, that's because he's doing some other shit. But it's all good
02:00:47
now. That's good.
02:00:48
I mean, we can hear like a little subtle.
02:00:49
Subtle, but it's actually a good subtle because it goes with what you're doing.
02:00:53
But it's not like, oh.
02:00:55
I love that it says you neck Bob.
02:00:56
I wore my u neck shirt yesterday.
02:00:59
Can you guys hear me?
02:01:00
I can hear. You say that. Oh you go yeah.
02:01:03
Should I go get my unique hat?
02:01:06
Probably in my. Easy draw shirt.
02:01:08
No, I like this one right now.
02:01:09
We can't. Yeah. I'm. I'm.
02:01:11
If anything, I'm going to grab this hat.
02:01:13
That'll be your like fourth.
02:01:15
We cannot.
02:01:16
Yeah I've never fair debate with a muted
02:01:20
oh yeah.
02:01:20
This is gonna be my isn't.
02:01:22
Why didn't he just call in is they call in my not.
02:01:26
No no never has work Brady.
02:01:28
Brady what are we going to do.
02:01:30
Is if we can't have someone call and hold the phone up to a microphone as that.
02:01:34
Have we never experience that before?
02:01:37
Go ahead.
02:01:38
I feel bad because Ryan's here and Bob's not so.
02:01:41
Go ahead, give him a call.
02:01:43
Hold it up.
02:01:45
It does. It.
02:01:46
Does he have the same number as I've been called him?
02:01:48
Three rants.
02:01:48
Three
02:01:50
don't challenge the. Yep.
02:01:54
Three rounds.
02:01:55
Three.
02:01:57
All right, well.
02:01:57
While we're just waiting, we might.
02:01:59
It might as well go to my,
02:02:01
waves. Right.
02:02:02
So, what happens in waves?
02:02:04
Culture. Phenomena,
02:02:07
even though we already already had phenomena.
02:02:09
Phenomena comes in waves.
02:02:12
Gender has in waves.
02:02:13
Apparently we are all coming in.
02:02:15
So now I, I'm a big fan of, Gender waves.
02:02:19
Flying red.
02:02:20
Throw that boy pussy.
02:02:21
I think this is my newest.
02:02:24
This song is this song.
02:02:25
This is upfront, spunky angel up front. So.
02:02:29
All right, why are you staring at me?
02:02:32
I guess I like what I see.
02:02:33
I got a hotel down the street.
02:02:35
You want to come share with me?
02:02:36
Yeah, that's fine, but hold on.
02:02:39
Just to let you know up front I got it at the top, and they get the bottom.
02:02:43
Titties at the top and the bottom at the top and at the bottom, I got it.
02:02:48
It's at the top and at the bottom that, you know, up front.
02:02:51
So it won't be a fucking problem.
02:02:53
Titties at the top and.
02:02:54
The bottom at the top.
02:02:56
And at the bottom I got to at the top and the bottom.
02:03:00
Now, you know up front.
02:03:01
So it won't be a fucking I'm up front with it.
02:03:03
I'ma keep it blunt with it.
02:03:04
I'm a trans woman with a dick and a rack of titties.
02:03:07
We ain't got a lot of in a different time.
02:03:09
Nigga said he want a pair. Well I'm bout to drop a dime.
02:03:11
They get some trans women. Had to get up in the booth.
02:03:14
This ain't no cosplay bitch I'm living in my truth.
02:03:16
God I'm waiting I'm like, I'm back to reply to an email and I'm a trans woman.
02:03:20
Never said I was a female because that guy at the.
02:03:22
Top and the bottom is at the top, and the bottom I got
02:03:27
to is at the top and back at the bottom that, you know, up front.
02:03:30
So it won't be a fucking problem.
02:03:32
Isn't that brilliant?
02:03:34
I love it, fooled me. Jerry.
02:03:36
I'm the that's the new flaming red.
02:03:38
Like I like just the openness.
02:03:39
Just like own it.
02:03:41
Like it's one thing to be.
02:03:42
Like over the top.
02:03:43
But it doesn't.
02:03:45
Stop there because, like, go ahead. What's your comment?
02:03:48
Go ahead Brady.
02:03:49
Sorry, there's no such thing as,
02:03:57
I'm going to be up front. So.
02:03:58
So why are.
02:03:59
The the dick is real but the boobs are not.
02:04:01
That's what I was trying to say. I couldn't get it out right.
02:04:04
I couldn't get it out.
02:04:04
I know.
02:04:05
So fire Red. Has several firing.
02:04:07
Red is a gay. Whatever rapper he's.
02:04:10
He's actually halfway decent if you minus all the weird gay stuff.
02:04:12
But even with it, he's still a pretty good fucking rapper. I like him,
02:04:17
he has several trans songs because what happens is, like, the,
02:04:20
the trans community is targeted
02:04:22
because what happens is there's a lot of people that,
02:04:25
He or he sees.
02:04:27
A lot of people see this and they are mistaken it to be an actual woman.
02:04:33
And then they when they take it back to their place
02:04:35
and they realize that it's got titties at the top, dick at the bottom,
02:04:39
they then react in a negative manner.
02:04:41
And this is how there's a lot of abuse and a lot of murder of trans people.
02:04:46
Due to that fact, 100%.
02:04:51
And sidebar but it's going to tie back in.
02:04:55
So, the unsafe.
02:04:58
As we, as we learn out of previous.
02:05:02
All right.
02:05:04
I have a dick at the bottom, tits at the top.
02:05:05
As we learn.
02:05:07
As we learned in these episodes.
02:05:12
What was I saying? Now?
02:05:13
Goddamn you, Brady.
02:05:15
I can't say that.
02:05:16
Beyonce's country song.
02:05:17
We learned a bit about Beyonce's country song.
02:05:19
So in the in the African-American community,
02:05:21
there is this side to embrace the country aspect.
02:05:24
So, there's also. This
02:05:27
this is the up. Front country.
02:05:28
So she's at the top and being at the bottom titties is at the top
02:05:33
and the at the bottom.
02:05:34
I found similar like, you know, up front.
02:05:38
So people be a fucking problem.
02:05:39
It doesn't. Just sound similar, it.
02:05:41
Sounds similar to your home.
02:05:44
I hope it is still a problem.
02:05:50
That the top deck at the bottom is at the top,
02:05:53
and the bottom is at the top and deck at the bottom.
02:05:57
And you know
02:05:58
your fucking problem is at the top.
02:06:00
The deck at the bottom is at the top, and it gets the bottom to the top and.
02:06:06
It gets the bottom. And you know, a friend.
02:06:08
So it will be a black and brown. I'm a frying with it.
02:06:10
I'ma keep it blind with it. I'ma get one.
02:06:12
And with that won't be a problem.
02:06:14
Ain't gotta. Lie. Cause we live in a different time.
02:06:18
When I'm bout to drop a dime.
02:06:19
Ladies and trans women have to get up in the booth.
02:06:22
This ain't no complaint, bitch I'm letting. Them my truth.
02:06:24
Gotta wait it like I'm bout to reply to an email.
02:06:27
And I'm a trans woman. Never said I was a female.
02:06:29
Cause I got to be at the top.
02:06:31
And the bottom. Is at the top.
02:06:33
And you at the bottom.
02:06:35
Titties at the top and dick at the bottom.
02:06:37
And you know I'm right, so it. Won't be a fucking problem.
02:06:40
It is at the top and at the bottom to the top, and it at the bottom
02:06:46
and the top and. Dick at the bottom.
02:06:47
Now, you know, up front.
02:06:48
So it won't be above the problems.
02:06:50
It is at the top.
02:06:52
At the bottom it might, it might seem like I came to this.
02:06:56
Podcast,
02:06:57
the top, you know, up front.
02:06:59
So I'll be above my feet is at the top and the bottom to the top.
02:07:04
You're gonna be oh shit me draw I
02:07:07
it might, it might seem like I came to this podcast.
02:07:11
Why why why are we watching this again?
02:07:14
No, I've been talking on mine.
02:07:15
Like trying to figure out how this works.
02:07:18
Why would I have anything to do with that?
02:07:22
Oh, speaking again, do you guys think I'm Gayford?
02:07:24
Big dude?
02:07:28
He. Yes.
02:07:30
Thanks, Troy. Derek. Thanks for.
02:07:33
I know for gear.
02:07:34
Oh, that's actually that's actually a compliment to my.
02:07:37
Brother Jay, who, does not know about.
02:07:39
This podcast because I don't tell. Anybody I know about this podcast.
02:07:42
No, I know you're on.
02:07:44
The horse.
02:07:46
And the chick on the horse is your brother.
02:07:47
What? Yeah. For sure.
02:07:51
Well, forget it.
02:07:51
He's at the. Top. Dig at the.
02:07:52
Bottom. Let's go to titties at.
02:07:54
The top. And vagina on the bottom.
02:07:55
Because I found this commercial very disturbing when I was watching Pluto TV.
02:07:59
If we're your guys ready?
02:08:01
Yeah, I think he must.
02:08:02
You must be, because I just jammed it in there.
02:08:04
I just want to.
02:08:05
Bullheaded.
02:08:06
Want to know a secret more than just my armpit stink.
02:08:09
That's why I used so.
02:08:10
So we did discuss this on a previous episode.
02:08:13
Kevin Gates also gave us $0.02, but here we go.
02:08:15
Want to know a secret?
02:08:17
More than just my armpits stink?
02:08:18
That's why I use secret whole body deodorant everywhere.
02:08:21
Four out of five gynecologists wear a whole body deodorant, which gives you
02:08:24
72 hour odor protection from your pits to your secret full body deodorant.
02:08:30
Reminds me that song from elementary school
02:08:33
that she's got the joy, joy, joy, joy down in her.
02:08:36
Where, down in her. Where?
02:08:40
What do you remember singing.
02:08:41
That feeling her I don't know. Oh.
02:08:44
Is if, like some smells I know I'm usually isn't the usually.
02:08:47
Usually the remedy just to wash. It.
02:08:50
Well.
02:08:51
So there is a there that brings up a good point.
02:08:54
There's a difference between a symptom and a disease.
02:08:58
There's a
02:08:58
like you can you can febreeze something or you can remove the source of the odor.
02:09:03
Right?
02:09:04
You can cover it up or you can fix it.
02:09:07
You can.
02:09:07
And then you find that and then you fix it,
02:09:09
and then you find the next one and you fix. It.
02:09:12
Until everything is fixed.
02:09:15
You can board up a broken window, or you could just replace the.
02:09:18
Window like it's.
02:09:20
If you're not sure. It was doing.
02:09:22
The answers, you're you're not done.
02:09:25
So Pluto's great.
02:09:25
Pluto's got Judge Judy and, bar rescue and storage Wars
02:09:30
channels that just repeat the shit over and over again.
02:09:32
And I was so surprised.
02:09:34
Yeah, that that came up.
02:09:35
Because if you want to be.
02:09:36
Like, oh, yeah, it's all over body.
02:09:38
Deodorant, that's fine.
02:09:39
But like, the fact that the gross ugly bitch is just like Donna Cooter
02:09:43
basically saying, my shit stinks like.
02:09:46
Yeah, smelly pussy is kind of like a flat tire.
02:09:49
You never go.
02:09:50
No, Gary does have a previous episode.
02:09:53
Gary admitted he liked it. So, you.
02:09:55
Know. We're discussing Kevin Gates.
02:09:57
I'll admit I like it too.
02:09:58
If it's smells but not smelly.
02:10:02
It kicked the cleanly.
02:10:03
I like a cleanly pussy.
02:10:07
Well, it was a joke.
02:10:08
They used it.
02:10:08
That was well used.
02:10:10
It was a good turn of phrase.
02:10:12
No, but on the episode that I was referencing, Gary did misinterpret
02:10:15
what we were talking about and he accidentally agreed to the wrong.
02:10:19
Thing and he was like, no, no, no no no.
02:10:21
Yeah yeah.
02:10:22
Yes yes.
02:10:25
Exactly.
02:10:25
No yes yes.
02:10:28
Exactly.
02:10:30
Because like I saw
02:10:34
whores.
02:10:35
Let's though.
02:10:38
So we didn't miss out on I do have.
02:10:40
One more dear flag if you want to just dive into that right now.
02:10:42
Yeah. Why don't we?
02:10:45
Oh, you know what?
02:10:46
Let's let's also.
02:10:47
Hear Ryan's, take on a deer. Flag as well.
02:10:51
I forgot he was here because he hasn't. He's been very.
02:10:52
Kind of caught.
02:10:54
Ryan would like to dive into deer flag. He.
02:11:03
Asked, but.
02:11:05
Where does this.
02:11:05
Where the fuck does this one stop?
02:11:09
Okay, there it is. A little. Longer.
02:11:10
Let me try to barrel. I'm going to barrel through this shit.
02:11:13
All right.
02:11:15
Deer.
02:11:16
Flag and.
02:11:18
Ryan, brother, I'm a 35 year old gay man who has been.
02:11:22
In a hold on.
02:11:24
I'm a 35 year old gay man.
02:11:27
Sounds like Bob is a paranoid schizo about, like some
02:11:31
some homosexuals, like, hitting on him or, like, waving them a little.
02:11:35
So that's all I'd like to say.
02:11:38
Let's go around.
02:11:39
But, I'm a 35 year old gay.
02:11:41
Man, so I'm in a serious relationship
02:11:44
who has been in a.
02:11:45
Serious.
02:11:46
Oh, I'm sorry, I'm a 35 year old man who has been
02:11:49
in a serious relationship for five years.
02:11:52
During the last year, my significant other, Grady,
02:11:56
the only Grady I've ever heard.
02:11:57
Is in fucking, Britney, Eminem.
02:11:59
Eminem and Doctor Dre. No, Grady.
02:12:02
And Sanford and Son.
02:12:04
Grady. Where's your gun at?
02:12:06
Yeah.
02:12:07
Yeah, shoot them both.
02:12:08
Grady, where is your gun at?
02:12:12
Hold on.
02:12:16
For anyone who's a doctor. Dre.
02:12:17
Eminem fan, which is? Most people,
02:12:19
my significant.
02:12:20
Other, Grady has grown very. Close.
02:12:23
Not modern day Eminem, but good old Eminem.
02:12:26
Has grown very close with a female coworker of mine
02:12:29
he met at my office party.
02:12:30
I'll call her Tina.
02:12:32
They have become very inseparable.
02:12:34
And when they aren't hanging out, he'll he'll he's constantly texting
02:12:38
and calling her.
02:12:39
At first I didn't have a problem with it.
02:12:40
So just to be honest.
02:12:41
So just to reiterate, this is a 35 year old gay man who is in a relationship,
02:12:45
obviously with another gay.
02:12:46
Men, because I don't know why a gay man would be in a relationship with a female.
02:12:50
But there was a female coworker who.
02:12:53
There's.
02:12:53
Obviously there's some there's some jealousy here.
02:12:55
Yeah. Tina,
02:12:57
at first I didn't have a problem with it, but lately I'm having some strange vibes.
02:13:02
Grady has always said he was never attracted to women,
02:13:05
but I have caught him ogling Tina when she's out at her pool in our.
02:13:09
In her out at our pool, in her bikini.
02:13:12
He acts like he's jealous.
02:13:13
He's a jealous boyfriend when men approach her
02:13:16
and even ran off a couple she briefly dated yesterday.
02:13:19
There was a fire in the building where I work and everyone was forced
02:13:22
to evacuate.
02:13:23
Last night I discovered that when Grady heard it on the radio,
02:13:26
he left his job to come and get Tina and drive her home.
02:13:29
Not once did he attempt to contact me to see how I was doing.
02:13:32
When I confronted him, he argued that Tina doesn't have a car,
02:13:35
which is true, and said he was worried because she she's just a kid.
02:13:41
But Abby, she is not a kid.
02:13:44
Tina is 25 years old and capable of calling a taxi and asking for a ride.
02:13:48
I told him that rather than leave work,
02:13:50
he could have called me and asked me to drive her home.
02:13:53
Later, he admitted that she hadn't.
02:13:55
Tried to.
02:13:56
Contact him, that his worry drove him to come and get.
02:13:59
Her when, which.
02:14:01
Indicates to me that something more is going on.
02:14:03
Am I overreacting like he says, or should I be worried?
02:14:06
Am I losing?
02:14:07
Am I about to lose my man?
02:14:08
Sound jealous in Texas?
02:14:13
Okay, thanks.
02:14:15
Actually, Grady found his way. I.
02:14:18
I think he should be celebrating.
02:14:21
He he he was cruel.
02:14:23
Sexuality.
02:14:27
And it just took a 25 year old.
02:14:31
You point.
02:14:31
I'm up doing something about Ryan's.
02:14:33
Ryan Ryan's answer. Ryan's.
02:14:36
Ryan, your take on the gay lovers?
02:14:39
I only have, like, a few words to say about the deer flag.
02:14:44
I guess we're not born that way.
02:14:46
Are we on that one,
02:14:49
Maybe. Sounds like.
02:14:50
Oh, right.
02:14:51
He's sounds like you're referring sides.
02:14:56
Right.
02:14:56
I guess it sounds like. Right.
02:14:59
Sounds like he.
02:14:59
Got a taste of. Pussy and liked it.
02:15:02
Precise comes. And goes.
02:15:03
I mean.
02:15:04
He's like, oh, oh.
02:15:05
Oh, there's not poop all over my dick afterwards.
02:15:08
Oh that's that's a yeah.
02:15:10
How nice that you know,
02:15:13
How nice is it though?
02:15:14
I mean, I, I don't mean to I apologize, but I mean, it.
02:15:17
Sounds like Bob is a paranoid schizo about, like, some,
02:15:20
some homosexuals, like, hitting on him or, like, waving them.
02:15:24
Well, so that's all I'd like to say.
02:15:28
So I'd say. It.
02:15:30
Sounds like.
02:15:31
So when it comes to hitting on a.
02:15:33
Waving hello is one thing. Fucking in the asshole and having poop on your.
02:15:35
Dick is a whole nother.
02:15:37
You got to have boundaries.
02:15:39
Completely different things.
02:15:42
So and not only you have to have boundaries, you have to have awareness.
02:15:46
The difference between the two to be able to notice the boundary between
02:15:49
shaking hands, saying hello and something inserting into your body.
02:15:56
That's why I draw the line.
02:15:59
Yeah.
02:16:00
In inches away from me.
02:16:01
I walk.
02:16:02
For sure.
02:16:03
I walk the. Line.
02:16:04
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
02:16:06
There is. There actually.
02:16:08
Is something wrong with that.
02:16:10
Gary.
02:16:11
Gary's exact tone.
02:16:13
I gotta get my Seinfeld reference in one way or another.
02:16:16
That's the easiest.
02:16:17
Why are we not successful in getting Bob on the on the wire here?
02:16:22
I'm texting him. He says he was here.
02:16:25
He clicks the mute button.
02:16:27
He clicks Mike.
02:16:28
Button, and it just opens up the settings of his iPhone.
02:16:30
So I. Don't know what he needs to.
02:16:31
Get a pen and piece of paper, right?
02:16:34
I mean, like, like a deaf person.
02:16:35
And show it to us.
02:16:38
Right.
02:16:40
Or where he can just call in if someone knew how to operate the call in line.
02:16:44
Yeah. No, dude. It's.
02:16:45
For to, Like hard do.
02:16:47
So if if you want to just put this on.
02:16:50
In the background or on the side, like, put us to the side and share this mainly,
02:16:55
because I'm just going to mute it because it's just, quiet ocean sounds.
02:16:58
But, this is one of my favorite shit.
02:17:00
So there's a there's a dude, Alfred Montoya.
02:17:04
There's a gentleman at my back.
02:17:07
You lost.
02:17:08
Oh, yeah. I'm back, I never lost. Oh, yeah.
02:17:10
Okay.
02:17:11
Montagnier.
02:17:12
Alfred Montagnier, who does, like, who takes videos of, people doing,
02:17:16
boat fails in, in the Black Point Marina usually.
02:17:20
And they,
02:17:21
they don't know how to back in their jet
02:17:22
ski or they end up bashing other people's boats and they just
02:17:25
they just there there's all kinds of fucked up.
02:17:27
So, there's also in that same area is wavey boats,
02:17:31
which is, Yeah.
02:17:32
It's not where we got pulled up.
02:17:36
Yeah.
02:17:36
Wavey boats, which is one of my favorite things to do.
02:17:38
So they just kind of suddenly
02:17:41
there's like all kinds of high end yachts and shit.
02:17:43
They go in and out of Hull over.
02:17:45
Which is one of the one of the most, like,
02:17:49
wavy inlets.
02:17:51
So in that you've got the ocean, right.
02:17:55
And then you have. Usually like a break wall.
02:17:57
Sometimes it's natural, sometimes they build it
02:17:58
and then you have like the inside,
02:18:00
like kind of like a bay type area that they blockade
02:18:03
the ocean waves from hitting.
02:18:04
That way you can poke it,
02:18:05
park your fucking boats and not have the ocean waves rip them all around.
02:18:09
They're able to put set up docks and so the inlet comes out
02:18:12
into Hull over here, and it's one of the most weightiest, inlets ever.
02:18:16
Brady, are you going to put the fucking thing on the thing or.
02:18:19
Yeah. I'm not even paying attention.
02:18:21
What do you want? You want something? Thank you.
02:18:23
That's all I wanted.
02:18:24
You just asked me calmly and you know,
02:18:28
I did, I did, I did about
02:18:30
three times, and I talked about it, and I tried to hedge as long as I could.
02:18:33
I might have headphones even plugged in if you didn't see my head in the square.
02:18:37
Assuming I'm not here.
02:18:39
Yeah.
02:18:40
That's right.
02:18:40
At any given point, I assume most of us are in and out.
02:18:43
So yeah, I was I was I wasn't paying attention either.
02:18:47
It's raw.
02:18:48
It's pretty crazy. But,
02:18:53
No. So this is.
02:18:53
Kind of like a feel video, but it's also a lot of, boats.
02:18:56
This is a compilation,
02:18:57
but the dude's got high end video of of people coming in and out of this inlet,
02:19:01
and there's a lot of fucked up shit that people are because people are stupid.
02:19:04
But, we can also talk about waves.
02:19:06
Other than the fact of just watching this video.
02:19:08
So don't get caught up in just visualizing and watching the video, Gary.
02:19:11
But also let's discuss waves at the same time.
02:19:14
He should put up a rock wall, stop people from bowling.
02:19:17
Let's at least though.
02:19:18
See people end up scooping.
02:19:20
They go too fast
02:19:20
and they scoop the water in and it's got all splash out with this bitch. 000.
02:19:25
Yeah. No life jacket. Good job. Oh, no.
02:19:28
Yeah.
02:19:29
And looking like.
02:19:31
That, they got.
02:19:32
Jet skiers already on that shit
02:19:34
because they people know that this is treacherous and so.
02:19:37
Oh, she's got her phone in her hand too.
02:19:38
Oh. Whoa, whoa.
02:19:43
I didn't watch this.
02:19:44
I didn't watch this prior to.
02:19:45
But I know that this guy's got great footage.
02:19:49
Yeah, there's there's.
02:19:50
Those aren't even, like, rescue people.
02:19:52
Those are people that just happen to be in the area.
02:19:54
Yeah, right. You guys rescue. Quite a few better.
02:19:56
Because he knows. He knows when he's going in and out.
02:19:59
Fuck these.
02:19:59
They're stupid people and they're going to die.
02:20:03
It's that shallow water there.
02:20:04
And that's very rough waters because you have like a,
02:20:08
a mishmash of, of wave area coming in into a bottleneck.
02:20:12
And it gets very wavy in there.
02:20:14
And even the even larger boats have an issue.
02:20:16
There's a there's two. Schools of thought.
02:20:18
You either go slow as fuck and you just kind of Peter over them.
02:20:21
It take you forever.
02:20:22
You still scoop some water, but you don't scoop a lot.
02:20:25
The other thing is to just floor it.
02:20:27
Sometimes you jump. But it's right.
02:20:29
If you if you know what you're doing, you can kind of control land.
02:20:32
But everyone's got to be kind of holding on.
02:20:34
What you what.
02:20:35
You fuck up is when you start scooping water like that, all right?
02:20:39
And it kind of washes people out.
02:20:41
And some people just end up in the front and then washing all the way out the back.
02:20:44
Usually.
02:20:45
Usually you're not allowed to Florida until you get like clear of the Marina,
02:20:49
I believe. Well, yeah.
02:20:51
It's the ocean, so it's all over.
02:20:53
I don't know how, I don't know, it's a different monster.
02:20:57
Very good. Yes, that.
02:20:59
Yeah.
02:20:59
This is a no wait zone.
02:21:00
This is clearly outside of the no. Yeah, but but.
02:21:03
If you go if you don't go fast enough, you have issues.
02:21:06
If you go too slow,
02:21:08
you gotta know what you're doing or be able to battle through it.
02:21:11
Yeah. Because then they start knows
02:21:13
they, they're scooping too much water in their front.
02:21:15
A lot of a lot of them end up turning around and going right back
02:21:19
because they're just like, fuck.
02:21:20
This shit, okay?
02:21:21
But you see how come it is after you get past this?
02:21:24
You see how like, there's not a lot of waves. Right.
02:21:26
Out in the, in the horizon, like, not that far.
02:21:29
Away.
02:21:31
Some of those.
02:21:32
But you're just see, it's already tilted sideways like it.
02:21:35
These people are just they don't know how to maneuver boats and shit.
02:21:39
Yeah. Because they're borderline. Like, yeah.
02:21:40
There's bitches on the ground, chicks on the ground.
02:21:46
And they're I think they're just waiting.
02:21:48
About not knowing exactly what to. Do.
02:21:51
I mean, there's bilge pumps and stuff and
02:21:54
I mean, I've got a jetski
02:21:56
and if the wheel wells fill with water, it can still float,
02:22:00
but it can easily tip over.
02:22:01
But if you're progressing forward, that water friction
02:22:05
and gravity and whatever is going to allow the water to just not friction.
02:22:08
But, momentum and gravity are going to allow
02:22:12
that water just shoot right out the back end.
02:22:14
And so these some of these people don't know to do that.
02:22:17
But this, this is one of the more tricky is just scooping more water.
02:22:25
But yeah these are waves.
02:22:26
Yeah.
02:22:28
So when you.
02:22:28
When you were, when you were choosing the cat.
02:22:30
At home, he walked away.
02:22:34
Every single carry.
02:22:37
What are you doing?
02:22:38
Gabby I'll be right back.
02:22:41
I have to go find a new.
02:22:42
Or at least he's not breaking.
02:22:44
Gary, are you listening to me?
02:22:49
Well, so when Gary brought up
02:22:50
the category of waves, I wasn't sure exactly what he was, indicating initially.
02:22:53
I'm assuming it's a catch all where it's, you know, sine waves, radio waves,
02:22:58
light waves, ocean waves.
02:23:01
But we already did, like, currents.
02:23:02
And we talked about oceans, which is why I felt like we've done this topic before.
02:23:06
And so I don't know what more he's going to add to because I felt
02:23:08
like a little bit of the conversation.
02:23:12
I'm also curious on
02:23:13
why his Star Trek character is, his, Star Wars characters.
02:23:16
He turned one of them into a Star Trek character.
02:23:21
He doesn't have it, does he?
02:23:22
Not like does he not like that one?
02:23:24
He turned the one.
02:23:25
And, Captain Kirk and Captain Picard.
02:23:28
Neither of them are for star Wars.
02:23:30
Well, he turned captain. Captain?
02:23:34
Captain Picard into into, a red faced devil.
02:23:37
No. From Star Trek.
02:23:40
He turned Kirk.
02:23:41
Captain James, the Kirk. Joel.
02:23:44
I know I'm kind of joking, but.
02:23:46
So this always does intrigue me when there's children in the front versus,
02:23:49
like, a grown person, because that's just irresponsibility.
02:23:52
But the one with the, like, the walking by the waves when they're going real slow.
02:23:58
That's the best videos.
02:24:02
So there was a lot of,
02:24:04
well, there is a lot of woke agenda and modern day Star Wars stuff.
02:24:07
And, some critics might claim that, the only good Star Wars
02:24:11
were the first, technically, the first three movies,
02:24:14
the ones from the 70s and the series is, since we don't even know
02:24:17
since they're from the 70s,
02:24:18
there's really no reason the series is following going down.
02:24:21
Why can't I hear myself? What did you do?
02:24:23
Well, wow.
02:24:25
That was weird.
02:24:25
Right? Everyone was on board with that one.
02:24:27
Yeah, but.
02:24:28
So the series has gone downhill ever since then,
02:24:30
and there has been zero redeeming quality ever since then.
02:24:33
And I don't know if it's just, this fandom that's waiting
02:24:36
for that moment to finally cash in.
02:24:39
Have you felt like the newer Star Wars stuff?
02:24:42
Have you felt exonerated in your fandom after watching some of the newer stuff,
02:24:47
going from any of the movies from after the first initial three?
02:24:52
No. I just and I'll be honest with you, I haven't watched the ninth one,
02:24:57
and I was disappointed in The Force Awakens and,
02:25:01
whatever the eighth one was.
02:25:03
I know there's the criticisms. And that's.
02:25:05
Two after the clone, the Clone Wars type stuff.
02:25:08
And I don't know if there was really that much pushback on the woman one.
02:25:11
I really don't think so. Rain.
02:25:13
I saw that in in the theaters.
02:25:14
I didn't think it was that bad, but I just it was a hold.
02:25:16
It felt like a different story, using the same props and backdrop.
02:25:20
You know what I mean? It.
02:25:22
You guys feel like it's lived up
02:25:23
because they also have like the cartoon series and all this shit.
02:25:28
They're really have capitalized hardcore on that fandom.
02:25:32
You think it's it's after the first three movies.
02:25:35
Is it worth a damn at all?
02:25:39
I have liked the ones that weren't episodes.
02:25:41
I like the The Han Solo movie, but that got critical.
02:25:47
That was a critical failure.
02:25:48
And, I love, Rogue One.
02:25:51
Rogue one was great, and The Mandalorian
02:25:54
TV series.
02:25:56
Said, I didn't watch The Mandalorian, but I did hear a decent amount about it.
02:25:59
I do know that, like the
02:26:02
I never really as a kid, I would absorb it on cable television
02:26:05
because they'd show the movies and you'd pick it up
02:26:07
wherever it was at in the movie.
02:26:13
What what was the one.
02:26:14
Where, he got his hand cut off. Luke.
02:26:15
Skywalker, and he's hanging from that weird spacey thing.
02:26:19
Empire Strikes Back greatest film.
02:26:20
Yeah, that one, that one.
02:26:22
Yeah, that one always strikes me as better.
02:26:24
And I don't know why.
02:26:26
And it was because of those extra dynamics, I guess,
02:26:28
when it came to the story,
02:26:31
same thing with, like, I don't know,
02:26:32
Indiana Jones enthusiasts like to me, Temple at Temple of.
02:26:35
Doom was.
02:26:37
I know a lot of people point to, raiders,
02:26:40
the Raiders of the Lost Ark, but for me, it was temple.
02:26:43
To do Temple of Doom, to be honest.
02:26:45
But they're just like.
02:26:47
They both are. And I was wrong. That was the new hope.
02:26:49
They are.
02:26:51
The new hope was, well, the one they were.
02:26:53
Killing and cut off
02:26:55
Yoda and.
02:26:56
All that.
02:26:58
Did they call it A new Hope back then?
02:27:00
Yeah. Was called the new Hope.
02:27:02
Episode seven Gary Raider data is inaccurate.
02:27:06
No. It was the old the one of the first movie that.
02:27:08
Was on for a. New one of the first three.
02:27:10
Well, stop doing, you know, the so stupid.
02:27:13
They didn't add a new hope to a way.
02:27:14
Like, oh, yeah, that was the Death Star.
02:27:16
Never mind. Yeah.
02:27:18
Strikes Back.
02:27:20
Yeah, yeah.
02:27:21
For me, there was something different about that one
02:27:22
that seemed like it was more intriguing as a kid.
02:27:24
I was right.
02:27:26
I never watched any of. The The.
02:27:28
Phantom Menace.
02:27:29
The episode, whatever.
02:27:32
I knew that my friends that, like, were in the Star Wars,
02:27:35
like, were in the Jar Jar Binks character because of the cookie ness of it,
02:27:38
and they could mimic it. That. That's all I know.
02:27:41
I thought it was kind of annoying that I never.
02:27:43
Paid mind to it.
02:27:45
Although one of
02:27:46
my favorite video games ever is Nintendo 64.
02:27:49
Star Wars Empire Strikes Back.
02:27:51
Great video.
02:27:52
Game.
02:27:55
Great video game.
02:27:56
I think. You're so.
02:27:57
Good.
02:27:57
You're actually, I believe you're Han Solo in the entire game,
02:27:59
throughout the entire game.
02:28:00
And it tells, like, his story throughout that.
02:28:03
That that period,
02:28:05
if I'm not mistaken.
02:28:07
That's
02:28:08
that's great.
02:28:11
Rogue Squadron was a good flight simulation.
02:28:13
Yeah, that's the one I was thinking of.
02:28:15
Rogue Squadron.
02:28:16
Great. Yeah, that was great. It was a great flight.
02:28:18
Simulator talking about it. I could just I could just bring it up.
02:28:21
Are we still watching you?
02:28:22
We've been watching your boat video there.
02:28:24
Yeah. That's fine. That's the whole point of it.
02:28:25
Just it's waves and it's boat fails.
02:28:28
And it's a beautiful to see this ocean.
02:28:30
And as I said, I.
02:28:32
Ocean re is a real word that's like clean.
02:28:35
I just I've, I thought I just made it up.
02:28:38
You did.
02:28:40
It's it's real man.
02:28:41
Good thing I when do you think we can, when do you think we can manage a debate?
02:28:46
I don't want to sit here.
02:28:47
I don't want to sit here. I was calling in for a debate.
02:28:50
I want to kind of debate. You want motherfucker.
02:28:52
I thought he was going to get it, and unmuted.
02:28:55
So now I got a call. Okay. Yeah. Bob is everything.
02:28:57
Yeah, that's fine, but you need it.
02:28:58
You need to improvise. Need to roll with the punches.
02:29:00
So, like, oh, I'm like.
02:29:02
Okay, what's. What's what's your debate?
02:29:04
You can debate somebody else, but what's your topic?
02:29:06
I think I know what your topic is and I think it would be this right.
02:29:08
Donald Trump really believes in the level.
02:29:10
Which is what you think, right? I
02:29:13
sure, sure
02:29:15
okay. So I'll debate.
02:29:16
You know, that Donald Trump believes in the Bible.
02:29:19
Yeah.
02:29:20
So I'll debate you on this on this exact,
02:29:23
this exact draft.
02:29:24
I'll think Donald Trump really believes in the Bible.
02:29:26
What what say you is what I say to that.
02:29:29
And what say you?
02:29:31
What say you?
02:29:37
I believe that answer.
02:29:38
For it.
02:29:39
Is going to go to jail here in the next few days or before, but.
02:29:43
In his current. Of what?
02:29:45
No. What? No, he's not.
02:29:48
Why do you think he will be found guilty?
02:29:51
He will be exonerated,
02:29:53
possibly today.
02:29:54
Michael Cohen testimony.
02:29:56
They're very damaging.
02:29:58
It's very. Easy.
02:29:59
You you you watch you you watch the propaganda that's going to feed you.
02:30:04
The idea that
02:30:05
those are going to be the results, but those are not going to be the results.
02:30:08
I know there's no know.
02:30:10
You can think that all you want.
02:30:11
And you can look at the evidence that you're presented,
02:30:13
but the evidence that you're presented is one sided.
02:30:15
And and regardless of what that is, and I'm not even going
02:30:18
to argue that evidence, all I know is that when it's said and done,
02:30:21
it's there's it's going to be a it's going to be a nothing burger.
02:30:25
It's going to be nothing.
02:30:26
Perhaps I misspoke and maybe I'll just say this.
02:30:29
He's going to be found guilty.
02:30:30
Maybe not jail, but he'll be found guilty in his current trial.
02:30:34
So, no. He will not.
02:30:37
Oh, a lot of people, a lot of people say that, that
02:30:41
the Browns going in from Iraq
02:30:44
is a terrible person is like, you get Kim Jong-Un
02:30:48
and he came here and, he doesn't belong.
02:30:52
We want to deport him.
02:30:53
We deport him and all the brown people.
02:30:55
We don't like the brown people being a bit of a wall.
02:30:58
We need to keep them all out.
02:31:02
See, that's a stereotype.
02:31:03
For 30. Years.
02:31:04
You you. Believe that? That's true.
02:31:06
That's what's funny.
02:31:06
Like, I can make fun of him because that's not true.
02:31:09
But you're going to.
02:31:10
You believe that that's true. That's what's funny.
02:31:12
It's been 30 years since the O.J.
02:31:15
Simpson chase.
02:31:18
And then the the ensuing trial
02:31:22
and, the Johnnie Cochran Wookie argument.
02:31:26
Do you remember the Johnnie Cochran rookie argument?
02:31:31
The judge didn't make that.
02:31:35
But 30 years ago,
02:31:38
Johnnie Cochran used a Wookie argument.
02:31:43
That is a walkie.
02:31:46
That is a little side pouch.
02:31:48
This is a walkie.
02:31:50
Johnnie Cochran successfully played
02:31:53
a Wookie argument in a court of law and got O.J.
02:31:57
Simpson off for murder.
02:32:02
He was, oh.
02:32:03
30 years ago.
02:32:05
Allegedly. Allegedly.
02:32:06
That's ignoring.
02:32:08
He was found guilty in a civil suit.
02:32:12
Okay?
02:32:12
He was guilty in real life.
02:32:15
Okay?
02:32:19
Then once, once he committed the robbery, O.J.
02:32:21
Simpson.
02:32:23
He stole his own Heisman Trophy.
02:32:26
And went to prison for a long time.
02:32:28
Didn't he?
02:32:28
Yes, he did.
02:32:30
The Garza's.
02:32:32
Yeah, but Al Capone went to prison for tax evasion.
02:32:36
There's way less, way less shadow of a doubt
02:32:39
or weighed less.
02:32:42
Proof needed for a civil case.
02:32:46
I want to go see Wapner
02:32:48
over Wapner.
02:32:52
Thank you. Brady.
02:32:52
He's probably dead.
02:32:53
Because that was pissing.
02:32:54
Yeah, a civil case has nothing to do with any other actual legal case.
02:32:58
A civil case is completely different and under a completely different constraint,
02:33:02
and it has no bearing on the actual. Law.
02:33:05
In the civil suit.
02:33:06
Didn't he have to pay millions and millions of pounds?
02:33:09
He. He.
02:33:11
No. He may have in civil suits previous.
02:33:14
He has paid. That doesn't mean he was guilty.
02:33:16
That just means he paid out the money because sometimes it's easier
02:33:20
to just make it go away regardless if you did it or not.
02:33:24
Sometimes it's easy to just make it go away.
02:33:26
The fact is that there's there's it actually is a crime to,
02:33:32
break a,
02:33:35
goddamn it.
02:33:35
What is that. NDA?
02:33:38
Yeah, NDA.
02:33:38
It is illegal to break an NDA,
02:33:40
but we found in recent times and it started with Trump,
02:33:42
and it's actually, transcending to a bit to Vince McMahon as well.
02:33:47
The same type of situation where someone has broken an NDA.
02:33:50
You agreed to the NDA, otherwise you would just have sued.
02:33:54
You took a payout.
02:33:56
And so I don't know why
02:33:57
these people that are breaking NDA are not having to pay that money back.
02:34:01
But. Right now being subpoenaed.
02:34:03
That's why.
02:34:06
No. In OJ.
02:34:08
I think.
02:34:09
Trump Trump. For.
02:34:11
Anything illegal. Trump.
02:34:12
Trump did not do anything illegal.
02:34:14
That's contempt of. Court. Trump.
02:34:17
You didn't do anything that any other president didn't do.
02:34:20
And and they were immune.
02:34:21
You know, you know, who actually has done stuff.
02:34:23
He did some new stuff.
02:34:26
Hillary Clinton has done stuff illegal.
02:34:28
Joe Biden has done stuff legal.
02:34:30
Barack Obama has collaborated.
02:34:32
With Hillary Clinton to do stuff illegal.
02:34:35
That nobody arguing what you just said, Joe.
02:34:37
Okay. Thank you for saying the O.J. Simpson.
02:34:41
I don't know who to trust to run them through the airport.
02:34:44
I appreciate that, because if you say I don't trust Trump, but you also say,
02:34:48
I don't trust Joe Biden, I don't trust Hillary Clinton, that that perfect.
02:34:52
That's fine with me.
02:34:52
I I'll meet you there. I'll meet you. There.
02:34:55
Very clear right now.
02:34:56
I don't trust it.
02:34:58
I don't think you you there's no reason
02:35:01
to not trust Trump to take care of the next four years.
02:35:04
In my. Opinion.
02:35:08
If he's in charge of everything forever, maybe.
02:35:10
But he's not going to be. It's just four more years.
02:35:12
Plus, they.
02:35:14
Watch how the luggage gets in his way and he has to jump over it.
02:35:16
He hurdles it up, you know.
02:35:20
Oh, it's a different commercial. It's still.
02:35:24
But it does hurt.
02:35:26
Oh he hurdles that.
02:35:27
That's the hurdle okay I thought it was luggage but no the velvet rope.
02:35:31
Velvet rope. Yeah yeah.
02:35:33
You guys ever been on the other side of the velvet rope?
02:35:37
Is that some kind of gay?
02:35:38
Not that difficult. A term, you. Know.
02:35:42
What's wrong with that?
02:35:43
Oh, Brady. Yeah, of course. Brady I mean.
02:35:46
It sounds like Bob is a paranoid and so about like some, some homosexual,
02:35:50
like getting on him or like waving them a little.
02:35:53
So that's all right.
02:35:55
They.
02:35:59
Oh, guys, I got to as above so below.
02:36:01
O.J. admitted to doing it.
02:36:03
Why do you have to.
02:36:04
You don't have to want to.
02:36:08
That's not as true as you may think.
02:36:11
What is that?
02:36:12
That's good argument.
02:36:14
You may think. Wasn't that a little superfluous, Phyllis?
02:36:16
I thought you were supposed to be able to argue anything and think.
02:36:19
Well said.
02:36:20
Hey, that's not good.
02:36:23
You were right, I was wrong. I apologize.
02:36:26
Okay?
02:36:27
As George has said, we really don't need you.
02:36:30
So do what you need to do, right?
02:36:33
No, this is the the the bringing show.
02:36:37
I don't want to kill the recording by stopping it.
02:36:41
We, He doesn't know.
02:36:42
Yeah. Oh, wait, I just.
02:36:45
So, Yeah, I think be fine.
02:36:48
We will.
02:36:49
Stay on studio until your recordings are uploaded.
02:36:53
For not having Bob's mute. It's his.
02:36:55
I'm sure it's his locked up iPhone.
02:36:57
I'll get it next week. No.
02:36:59
How is it that locked up who's, like, a paranoid schizo about iPhone?
02:37:03
IPhone is secure.
02:37:04
I Apple is a secure product.
02:37:06
It is not.
02:37:09
It's secure enough to where you're.
02:37:10
Not going to get bugs.
02:37:11
Security.
02:37:12
You're going to. Get what the fuck they want anyway.
02:37:14
They're going to get what they want anyway.
02:37:15
VPNs don't do shit. To be honest.
02:37:17
Security is one of those illusion words like safety.
02:37:23
Might as well say it's going.
02:37:24
To happen or it's getting that. What do you like? Do you think?
02:37:26
Do you think people should have some type of, insurance on that.
02:37:30
That they all the. Safety call the safety police.
02:37:32
They'll bring you blank LifeLock when your data is stolen.
02:37:35
That's what life lock is.
02:37:37
So, yeah, we just we just want to alert you that you're fucked.
02:37:41
That's all they do pretty well.
02:37:43
What about some type of insurance
02:37:44
and there are some kind of insurance or some type of.
02:37:46
Yeah, but you have to get, like,
02:37:47
the actual insurance, and it's very expensive
02:37:50
because it has to cover the cost of whatever you think is getting lost.
02:37:53
And you have to declare each item.
02:37:55
You can't just be like, I want $1 million.
02:37:58
And a lot of my credit cards already provide
02:37:59
like a generalized watchful eye on certain things.
02:38:05
And so is that is that good enough?
02:38:06
Do you think I should have.
02:38:08
The general people should have more than that, or.
02:38:11
Good enough for what? To protect?
02:38:13
I don't know, just general.
02:38:14
Yeah, general.
02:38:15
Just general people taking it over.
02:38:18
I'm not a financial advisor, so don't take this off.
02:38:20
No, I'm just saying that as a tech person.
02:38:22
What I do is I use a buffer for everything.
02:38:24
I, you know, I have a small.
02:38:26
Well, and I well, no, I, I really take money.
02:38:28
For example, I have a small account that I have to move
02:38:30
a small amount of money to so that if it does get, you know.
02:38:33
More than one account multiple.
02:38:35
So if they do drain my account, they're just going to get that small
02:38:37
buffer that I used to shop online and, you know, pay my bills.
02:38:42
But everything is vulnerable.
02:38:44
They're not going after you. They're going after the bank itself.
02:38:46
And when they get it, there's breaches.
02:38:47
Unless they breach like a million and a half,
02:38:49
they don't even have to declare it public.
02:38:51
And it happens all the time. It's happening right now.
02:38:53
Everything that you've ever shared, the moment you shared it.
02:38:55
I think I said this on the last show.
02:38:57
It's like a secret if you shared your data with anyone.
02:39:00
Said on the last show, but I probably cut out.
02:39:02
If you shared your data with anyone, even if you had to.
02:39:04
I understand that you have to to do business,
02:39:06
but that's the price of doing business.
02:39:07
The moment you shared your data, you gave up that data.
02:39:10
Don't expect it to be just between you and that person you shared.
02:39:14
You shared it. Once you shared it, everyone has it.
02:39:17
There is no.
02:39:17
I don't have it. Data security people that I
02:39:22
already have.
02:39:22
All right.
02:39:22
Even look looking for someone's data.
02:39:26
You're not even looking for it.
02:39:26
But I bet you you have some people.
02:39:29
I don't want it. You can have it back.
02:39:31
Jackasses.
02:39:32
Join Facebook.
02:39:33
That I know that I'm in their contact list now.
02:39:36
They just sold my ass out because of the information
02:39:38
they meticulously put in their contact list.
02:39:40
And then you join Facebook and it says, hey, would you mind if
02:39:43
I access your contact list and then sold out?
02:39:45
Everyone you know and people go, well,
02:39:46
I guess I got to show everybody they're my fucking pictures.
02:39:49
I don't do any of that shit.
02:39:51
There you go. Use Apple.
02:39:53
No, no.
02:39:54
When it asks you, hey, can I access your your your contact list is like.
02:39:57
No, no, fuck off.
02:39:59
Yeah. But typically you need that information.
02:40:00
Typically if you say no the app goes well then you can't use the app
02:40:03
and it just closes.
02:40:05
You can't even install. The well I'm not.
02:40:07
I'm not.
02:40:07
Brother.
02:40:08
We're basically just sitting in on the The Brady Indoor Show.
02:40:13
That's always trying to prevent because Brady wouldn't shut the fuck up.
02:40:15
And I was going to try to dive in as soon as because I know dipshit.
02:40:18
No no no no, that's fine as you're talking.
02:40:20
That's the first thing you can talk all you want.
02:40:22
First thing in two hours. I've said for more than a minute.
02:40:25
Brady can talk all he wants.
02:40:26
The problem
02:40:27
is, is I knew the second he was done, Gary would try to bitch out and be done.
02:40:31
And the drop of a hat.
02:40:32
I want a final fucking word.
02:40:34
I would wave.
02:40:35
Yeah, I thought if I never stop talking then he just wouldn't leave.
02:40:38
Okay, okay. That's what you were doing too.
02:40:40
Because I was like, waiting for the second you were done with your thought,
02:40:42
you could keep your thought as long as you wanted. I was afraid to go.
02:40:45
I was about to blow. Them
02:40:47
every.
02:40:49
Once in a while.
02:40:51
By the way, I don't take no orders from no women.
02:40:53
And I don't.
02:40:54
Why did we choose waves?
02:40:55
Why is it waves?
02:40:56
Everything is vibrating.
02:40:59
Everything is vibrating
02:41:02
and setting mechanical waves throughout the universe.
02:41:06
For that reason, we are eternal.
02:41:12
That's why Gary, the mindless, trendy, mad.
02:41:15
No, no.
02:41:16
Our waves go on forever.
02:41:19
Correct.
02:41:21
You guys got some well-placed zinger.
02:41:24
Eventually those waves become
02:41:26
infinite in energy with everything else.
02:41:30
Yeah. So the waves.
02:41:31
Waves? Yeah, they continue on.
02:41:33
So if you think about. It, not someone.
02:41:35
Some if you throw about throwing up nickels if you throw.
02:41:37
But if you throw about throwing a pebble in a pond,
02:41:40
if you had if you had a flat water with. No.
02:41:43
With no, gravity or friction or whatever, that wave would carry on forever.
02:41:48
Why does not the pebble in the pond that is a human life
02:41:53
or consciousness or energy?
02:41:55
Why does that not carry on forever?
02:41:58
That is literally why energy is on.
02:41:59
That's why I said. In,
02:42:02
oh. So you're you're agreeing that there was an afterlife?
02:42:05
No, no, he said that.
02:42:06
That's what I just explained.
02:42:08
There's an after. There's an. Afterlife.
02:42:10
I said, you.
02:42:10
Yes, you exist. Forever.
02:42:13
In the form of the waves that you're sending out right now.
02:42:17
But what's what's the difference? Yes.
02:42:19
I was trying to defend your position. Yes.
02:42:22
So what?
02:42:23
What's the.
02:42:23
Difference between. Okay, the sun.
02:42:27
Has ejected light from it and it doesn't reach us until several minutes later.
02:42:31
It reflects off of other stuff, which is which.
02:42:33
Then we see.
02:42:34
So by that same logic. The.
02:42:37
Sun in the light does not exist.
02:42:39
It does not carry on after the after its initial existence.
02:42:42
It's in a way it's not important.
02:42:44
It's no longer important afterwards the ejected from the sun
02:42:47
because it is now dead, even though it carries on.
02:42:50
In its wave function until it.
02:42:52
Hits us and it bounces off other shit and that heat stuff,
02:42:54
and it does all this other dynamic shit
02:42:56
that we have no full understanding of what the principles of it are.
02:43:01
Of the heat wave.
02:43:02
Wait, oh wait, he finally agree.
02:43:03
He finally agreed with you, and now you're saying because it and.
02:43:07
He's done another time?
02:43:09
No, I'm just saying.
02:43:10
What's the difference between the light, the light leaving the.
02:43:13
Sun and carrying on and influencing
02:43:16
all this other stuff and continuing on way after?
02:43:19
What's the difference between that and a human and human existence
02:43:22
and a person, human consciousness and consciousness?
02:43:25
I've been telling you this whole time.
02:43:28
Oh, wait, wait, what is.
02:43:28
Consciousness? It's energy.
02:43:30
It's what we have in common.
02:43:32
It was different.
02:43:34
The difference is a wave.
02:43:36
The difference isn't whatever you just said, it's complexity.
02:43:40
If everything are wave.
02:43:42
You said everything has a level of consciousness.
02:43:44
Even a tree, even a piece of wood has a level of consciousness or awareness
02:43:47
somehow or or it's complexity.
02:43:51
A tree onto stimuli.
02:43:53
So a human, a human existence is complex.
02:43:57
And without that brain, without that brain
02:43:59
and all the sensors and everything that you're used to,
02:44:03
he's arguing that that the life as we know it doesn't exist.
02:44:06
But the waves of everything.
02:44:07
My voice right now is going out a window, even though it's a tiny bit.
02:44:10
Yeah, it's going to space.
02:44:12
Forever for eternity.
02:44:14
And and actually, the pebble in the pond thing doesn't work
02:44:16
because it's a closed system and it hits the banks and it comes back.
02:44:21
How is it?
02:44:21
You know, that's just it. A pebble on the planet is.
02:44:23
A frickin brief metaphor.
02:44:25
Show after show.
02:44:26
I it eventually settles.
02:44:27
We still perfectly calm again.
02:44:30
I that's why I preface saying there is no gravity.
02:44:33
No, no, no gravity.
02:44:35
Like everything you would carry on forever.
02:44:37
So you don't.
02:44:39
Weigh.
02:44:39
So it's going to it's going to ricochet.
02:44:41
It's going to do different things. Sure. Right. Yes.
02:44:44
Oh yes.
02:44:44
And some other things.
02:44:46
It's just transfers. That energy is. Transferred.
02:44:48
Yeah yeah yeah yeah.
02:44:50
But yeah it definitely leaves.
02:44:52
Yeah it leaves an impression.
02:44:55
It's influenced and it leaves an energy.
02:44:56
Is not created or. Destroyed. It is transferred. Right. Yeah. Yeah.
02:44:59
You could write a book for people to remember you by it.
02:45:03
That's not an afterlife.
02:45:04
That's just the book that you wrote that people can remember you by.
02:45:07
After you, you're dead memoir.
02:45:09
It doesn't mean you'll live forever. That means you.
02:45:12
That's not. You have to read the book.
02:45:15
That right?
02:45:16
Not everyone's reading.
02:45:17
Not everyone's reading the book.
02:45:18
In the Pebble in the pond. There's no book.
02:45:20
There's not action. Now you're reading.
02:45:23
Action. It's forces.
02:45:24
It's forces being played upon our,
02:45:28
our our physics, the physics of the universe.
02:45:31
And they all coincide with each other.
02:45:34
Yeah. They're all.
02:45:35
Yeah, we're all touching. Like.
02:45:37
Like I am breathing the air that is touching the air. The.
02:45:41
It's touching the air.
02:45:42
Oh, you're touching your anal, your rectal again.
02:45:47
Okay. No, I'm going back to the initial.
02:45:50
The breathing here I want.
02:45:51
To get back to I just remember nobody fucking stop me. No no, no.
02:45:54
Let me finish this sentence because I try to get it out 4 or 5 times on the last
02:45:58
episode.
02:45:59
And in a fucking anthill.
02:46:01
Right.
02:46:02
That's that's the most classic example
02:46:05
an and and and hell, does
02:46:07
that understand what fucking 7-Eleven is or what, PlayStation five.
02:46:11
Is or what a video game is? I don't know if.
02:46:14
You understand the dynamics that we're operating here. No.
02:46:17
We are an ant in an anthill.
02:46:20
We do not understand the overlaying shit of our of our universe.
02:46:24
We only understand probably about like two, 2% of what's going on.
02:46:29
We try it based on our measurements.
02:46:32
Agree lockstep.
02:46:33
There.
02:46:35
So yes.
02:46:36
That does not that does not that equally equally does not say.
02:46:42
That there is an afterlife, but it equally says that there's not not an afterlife.
02:46:47
Right. Like my favorite.
02:46:49
Oh yeah. So it's 5050.
02:46:52
No, it is 5050.
02:46:54
No, there are not.
02:46:56
Which goes back to our.
02:46:57
Legends of either way. No.
02:46:59
Oh why not?
02:47:00
Why not.
02:47:00
My favorite, my favorite.
02:47:01
You don't know is chocolate peanut butter.
02:47:04
Hold on.
02:47:05
But that doesn't affect the answer either.
02:47:07
Ryan has a point. Let him talk.
02:47:09
There's like,
02:47:11
excuse me.
02:47:12
Rather.
02:47:13
There's no heaven. There's no hell.
02:47:15
There's no afterlife.
02:47:16
There are no ghosts.
02:47:18
There's nothing like that. Why,
02:47:21
dude, on your arm.
02:47:22
However, comma, there are aliens.
02:47:25
I believe in that.
02:47:26
Why do you have a cross tattooed on your arm?
02:47:28
Oh, that used to be crazy.
02:47:31
But I like Tupac. You know.
02:47:34
Oh, yeah.
02:47:35
He's a cultural Christian, comma,
02:47:39
a cultural Christian.
02:47:41
Furthermore,
02:47:43
What afterlife?
02:47:47
You know, you know, oh.
02:47:50
You get freedom.
02:47:50
What about the flames? Really?
02:47:52
Monster. He's real right.
02:47:54
So you don't. Think the enchanted.
02:47:55
On this earth is going to influence anything after you're here?
02:47:59
There's no impression that you'll leave.
02:48:02
I mean, I'm like, yeah, you can write a book.
02:48:04
I said a bunch of stuff.
02:48:05
That isn't somebody like that.
02:48:07
Like nobody's going to remember you in 100 years unless you've contributed
02:48:11
something substantial and, you know, let's go.
02:48:15
No one's going to remember Edison for a thousand years.
02:48:18
No, they're going to remember him because he
02:48:22
invented electricity, you know, or.
02:48:23
Someone like Trump.
02:48:29
Ducks and covers.
02:48:31
Reinvented.
02:48:32
The only people.
02:48:33
The only reason it's government for him
02:48:34
is because he'll have his name in gold and stone everywhere.
02:48:37
After everything, they're destroyed.
02:48:39
Did you know the statue?
02:48:41
The Statue of Liberty when we originally got it from France, was to light the world
02:48:44
so that we could be an example of liberty, justice, freedom, and the American way.
02:48:48
And then the reason, you know, hang on.
02:48:50
20 years later, a socialist woman co-opted the whole message
02:48:54
and put that stupid message, give us your huddled masses.
02:48:57
You're. Oh, yeah.
02:48:59
Why not give us the best of the best?
02:49:00
Like when people came, came over to Ellis Island, the the actual legal immigrants,
02:49:04
we turned away like 60% of the people.
02:49:07
They didn't make the cut.
02:49:08
That's why America surged and ran the whole fucking world for 200 years.
02:49:12
Because we had the best of the best, the cream of the crop.
02:49:14
Now, that's not why we contributed.
02:49:17
It may have contributed.
02:49:19
The German scientist coming over during the war
02:49:23
coming over and, Oh, operation paperclip.
02:49:26
Yeah, yeah. Okay.
02:49:28
Well, I'm sorry, now.
02:49:29
That we got the best of the best immigrants
02:49:31
from all around the world, anybody that wanted to come here
02:49:33
that was strong enough had the well, the well-off enough to actually travel.
02:49:38
Now we just get whoever's, you know.
02:49:43
He's a priest of Muslim and a Jew.
02:49:46
Right?
02:49:47
No, I.
02:49:47
Would say that, that is incorrect about the Statue of Liberty.
02:49:51
We were actually not the first in line to receive the Statue of Liberty.
02:49:54
We were one of the least the last nations to be asked to receive this.
02:49:59
The other nations did not want it.
02:50:01
And then the French decided to.
02:50:03
Was it was regifted. You're saying?
02:50:05
Yeah. I love. It.
02:50:06
100%. 100%.
02:50:07
That is a story.
02:50:08
Look at the as above. So below.
02:50:12
You asshole.
02:50:13
Fuck you.
02:50:15
I'm not so sure about your data on the,
02:50:18
Statue of Liberty, I believe 100%. No.
02:50:21
I believe it was a direct gift from we.
02:50:24
Were not the first state.
02:50:26
Because of World War One. Joel.
02:50:27
We were not the first recipients to be offered the Statue of Liberty.
02:50:31
We were one of the
02:50:33
last.
02:50:34
Very good.
02:50:36
All I have to say.
02:50:37
Oh, well, we can look it up in a second.
02:50:38
But all I want to do is do this really quick. So, Move.
02:50:41
There we go.
02:50:43
I love the yarmulke.
02:50:44
And the,
02:51:07
Have a good night.
02:51:08
The money.
02:51:40
Dance.
02:51:41
The Brady and Joshua Brady and George Geary
02:51:44
as above and so below.
02:51:47
We call these close lady and Joshua.
02:51:50
We're doing it our way.
02:51:53
We're gonna make it make our dreams come true.
02:51:56
Brady. And talk.
02:51:57
Show it Brady and draw.
02:52:00
It's their show now.
02:52:01
Brady.
02:52:02
Draw.
02:52:10
Welcome to the Brady.
02:52:12
And Draw show.
02:52:13
Did Ryan bail or is he still.
02:52:15
Part of the Brady and Draw show?
02:52:18
I think he bailed but that's not really bailing.
02:52:20
Why did you just graciously exited?
02:52:22
They like that quite.
02:52:23
Graciously I graciously exited, but I don't know if he knew
02:52:26
that he was invited to the Brady and Draw. Show.
02:52:28
I think that might be the problem.
02:52:30
Come on back.
02:52:33
Again, no one.
02:52:35
No one complimented.
02:52:36
My use of two wave symbols.
02:52:39
One is the.
02:52:40
A, which is, Electrical wave, and then the one is a.
02:52:44
What, a sine wave, I.
02:52:45
Guess.
02:52:47
But it was. Also just a wavy line.
02:52:49
If I'm wrong on that.
02:52:50
But you're going through your Mount Rushmore.
02:52:52
Sorry.
02:52:53
I got a boner for myself.
02:52:54
No, I don't really have a mount Rushmore way, but it would really just be like.
02:52:59
Ocean waves or lake waves.
02:53:01
Ocean waves, I guess because electrical waves are important.
02:53:06
Are they vibrations?
02:53:08
Period. Because, like, they can be.
02:53:11
Like, enjoyable
02:53:13
in more than one way.
02:53:17
I think this is kind of in there just for
02:53:20
what's a what's a.
02:53:21
Statue of Liberty was meant to be a muslim woman guarding the Suez Canal.
02:53:26
No, but it. Definitely was not.
02:53:27
We were not the first people to be offered the Statue of Liberty.
02:53:34
I'd like to find some.
02:53:35
Evidence of that.
02:53:37
Is that what you're doing right now?
02:53:38
Do I need to come. Back at you?
02:53:40
Desperately looking.
02:53:42
The Statue of Liberty was not a gift from France to America.
02:53:46
Okay, that might be what I'm talking about.
02:53:49
What is it?
02:53:51
I think they were looking for, like an art piece.
02:53:53
They were looking for somewhere to display an art piece.
02:53:55
Maybe
02:53:57
I forget, like the artist or some shit.
02:53:58
Hold on.
02:53:59
Is that what you're looking at right now? What's it say?
02:54:01
You're reading it, right?
02:54:02
The statue was originally originally designed for the Suez Canal in Egypt.
02:54:06
It was supposed to be a muslim woman.
02:54:08
That is not a joke.
02:54:09
Oh, shit.
02:54:11
Holy shit. Imagine if that was the case today.
02:54:15
I'm sure they.
02:54:16
Would all be just yelling very, very visibly out loud.
02:54:21
The film of the Ohmygod.
02:54:24
Oh my god.
02:54:26
Oh oh dear God,
02:54:30
oh my never God.
02:54:33
I love the Omega to.
02:54:35
All I hear is I love the mica.
02:54:37
I know it's the best part.
02:54:41
I love the Omega.
02:54:44
So my Mount Rushmore waves is the political straight up one.
02:54:49
You can't be too demanding, but you can't be too weak.
02:54:51
So they do one just like.
02:54:54
Then there's the one that's just similar to that,
02:54:56
but it's a straight up hail hail wave.
02:55:00
Then there's the, spokesperson wave.
02:55:03
They don't want to really get too much attention
02:55:04
or take away from their face of their boobs.
02:55:06
So they just do that.
02:55:10
And then there's just the regular.
02:55:11
What about the pageant wave.
02:55:13
Or the. Parade wave?
02:55:14
That's more that's. That's. You. Know, the cup.
02:55:16
You got to have the cup. Yeah.
02:55:17
The extra cup. Where it's like, I. Weird.
02:55:20
I'm not gay enough to do that.
02:55:22
Okay. So is that what you meant by
02:55:24
I forget what you do?
02:55:26
Kind of.
02:55:26
Yeah. Okay. I guess that's what that was. Yeah.
02:55:28
It wasn't cupped enough. I was like, you. Know, but like.
02:55:30
Yeah, okay. It's all right.
02:55:31
You don't need this.
02:55:32
No, no, it's like a if you're not gay, you don't need to be extra flamboyant.
02:55:36
It's perfectly fine.
02:55:38
You need to join a club just because.
02:55:42
I guess I guess you're right.
02:55:43
But it doesn't help.
02:55:45
Like, if you're flamboyant and you're not gay, you're kind of fucked
02:55:49
because people are going to think you're gay.
02:55:51
Not that there's anything wrong with that, but I would not like people
02:55:54
to think that I'm gay.
02:55:55
But just because I'm not, not because there's
02:55:56
anything wrong with that, just because I'm not.
02:55:57
I don't want him to think that I'm from Ohio.
02:55:59
And that's the problem. That's what people don't understand.
02:56:01
It's like we're not homophobic, we're just not gay.
02:56:06
You know what I mean?
02:56:07
Like, it's it's a barebones.
02:56:09
The best. Player, is. It? Right. There is a difference to me.
02:56:12
I will never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever hear chicks with dicks.
02:56:17
I know that that's not possible.
02:56:18
And they're actually guys with a boob job.
02:56:22
Titties on the top deck in the bottom.
02:56:23
Yeah. That doesn't it doesn't exist to me.
02:56:25
One of those things. Oh, you.
02:56:27
One of those things is not like the other.
02:56:29
One of those things is not the same.
02:56:31
All I know is, I guess.
02:56:33
It's the penis.
02:56:35
It's always the penis with me, I don't care.
02:56:38
I mean, what's your type?
02:56:39
Blond, brunet, I don't care.
02:56:41
I don't know, for titties in the top.
02:56:43
Vagina on the bottom is.
02:56:44
Yeah, the.
02:56:45
Penis on the top. Would that be okay? No,
02:56:49
it. Doesn't matter where the penis.
02:56:51
I don't want one penis involved.
02:56:53
And it's mine.
02:56:55
And quite honestly, I love.
02:56:57
I love my penis. It. Does that make me gay?
02:57:00
If I love me? Some of my. If you love your own dick.
02:57:02
Yeah, I. Love it, I love it, don't you?
02:57:04
The greatest dick ever.
02:57:06
If I could put it, I would.
02:57:07
If you could put it. In your own. Asshole, would you?
02:57:10
No, I. You took it.
02:57:13
Took you a second. Unless there was a delay.
02:57:15
No, I pictured. I blame it on the delay.
02:57:17
Blaming on the delay for a.
02:57:19
Second I thought could it reach?
02:57:20
And then I immediately thought, who cares? It's covered in shit.
02:57:23
And I was done. Yeah, right. Exactly.
02:57:26
I don't know how they do. They.
02:57:28
I mean, I've heard that porn stars
02:57:29
before they do anal get get like a serious enema because.
02:57:33
Of. Course you a 50. Yeah, a female partner.
02:57:37
I've heard stories prior.
02:57:38
To, talking female part two.
02:57:41
Yeah, I.
02:57:41
What I.
02:57:42
Heard there are they're male anal porn stars.
02:57:45
I heard a story
02:57:47
from a dude at work prior to.
02:57:49
Like, you know, when you're trying to.
02:57:51
When you're trying to understand always.
02:57:53
It always starts like that.
02:57:54
So there's a dude at work that has a problem with anal?
02:57:59
No, not exactly that.
02:58:00
So he was he was it was a female situation. But
02:58:04
it was anal sex with the female.
02:58:05
And there was something very, wrong.
02:58:09
Of course, it's very something very coarse in very track here.
02:58:14
Yeah. No, just whatever.
02:58:16
Like, you know, you have some shit.
02:58:18
That, like, hurts more than others because it feels like there's
02:58:21
penalty or it's more coarse, some side that really.
02:58:24
Smooth, some is a little more.
02:58:26
I know there was something. In the.
02:58:28
Feces. Your friend told there was,
02:58:32
So this was not his direct.
02:58:34
It was a it was a friend of his.
02:58:36
But or so he said.
02:58:38
But hold me, Jerry.
02:58:41
It was like it was the act of the canal of the.
02:58:45
Anal tract being tighter, which is the more which is what some dudes
02:58:48
at some point, I guess.
02:58:53
All right.
02:58:54
I mean, it's
02:58:55
it's either I.
02:58:56
Was, but the aspect here was the coarseness
02:58:59
rubbed the penile.
02:59:03
I imagine
02:59:05
that right now you're feeling a bit like Alice
02:59:09
tumbling down the rabbit hole, down.
02:59:11
The Arab butthole, down the rough butthole.
02:59:20
Whatever you call.
02:59:21
It. Rubbed the shaft raw.
02:59:25
To where it. Was.
02:59:27
It was.
02:59:27
Abrasive enough to where it caused.
02:59:31
It broke the skin a tiny bit.
02:59:33
The fecal material.
02:59:35
The fecal material.
02:59:36
Then absorbed into
02:59:40
the broken skin and.
02:59:42
Then became infected pretty fast, and it became a large.
02:59:47
Issue.
02:59:48
Oh. Did it.
02:59:48
And yeah.
02:59:50
Yeah, I think that.
02:59:50
And so that is the name. Of that disease.
02:59:53
Oh did it disease.
02:59:54
I would just say that that's going back to religion.
02:59:56
That's how that's why homosexuality is frowned upon in religious stuff
02:59:59
is because they didn't understand like the monkeypox and Aids.
03:00:04
Those are those are like Doctor
03:00:07
Fauci was in charge of the Aids pandemic, epidemic, pandemic, whatever.
03:00:11
And they didn't want to they didn't want there to be homophobia.
03:00:15
So they masked it as they didn't want to.
03:00:17
They don't want to say it was only through butt sex.
03:00:20
And the main, main people that were doing butt sex were gay people.
03:00:25
Yeah.
03:00:25
You know how you don't get monkeypox.
03:00:28
You don't do butt. Sex.
03:00:29
It's the fecal material. It's bad.
03:00:31
And that's why also in religion, like I think at a certain point.
03:00:34
Religious situations.
03:00:36
Were like the people that are doing this are obviously getting diseases and dying.
03:00:40
So they God must be doing this.
03:00:42
So they're obviously bad people. Yeah.
03:00:45
Don't do this.
03:00:45
And it wasn't it wasn't like, oh, we hate gay people.
03:00:48
It was like we were trying to save you from yourselves,
03:00:51
kind of in this situation, it's like it's like a drug addict.
03:00:55
You're trying to save them from themselves.
03:00:57
Sure, they could do drugs until they die.
03:00:59
Perfectly fine. No one who.
03:01:00
No one really cares that much.
03:01:02
But if you can save someone from dying, wouldn't you, like,
03:01:06
try to coax them a little bit.
03:01:07
That's why there's interventions and shit.
03:01:08
And that's why the religious sector has what is interventions for gay people,
03:01:13
which turn out to. Look bad.
03:01:16
And they come.
03:01:16
Across bad, but at the same time they.
03:01:19
Don't look bad.
03:01:20
I mean, they they look bad. So my.
03:01:23
My girlfriend, I've mentioned this before, my girlfriend, one of her friends, when
03:01:26
she was a child.
03:01:29
Was this,
03:01:32
Guy, this dude who was the son of a,
03:01:35
video producer or a producer.
03:01:37
He actually ended up producing,
03:01:40
the one video, from Eminem.
03:01:42
I mentioned this before, toy soldiers.
03:01:44
I think there's a whole child in the video.
03:01:47
There's a little.
03:01:47
I don't know what the director his name was,
03:01:49
and she doesn't talk to him in a while, but she he first came out to her,
03:01:54
initially.
03:01:54
But he's the little kid in this video.
03:01:56
I think it's like toy soldiers.
03:01:58
Yeah. It is, toy soldiers. By Eminem.
03:02:01
So it's a little.
03:02:02
Kid in that in that video is the the dude that he
03:02:06
she knows and she go over their house all the time, and now I'm losing.
03:02:10
Why the fuck I even told this goddamn story? Move around.
03:02:14
No. Yes.
03:02:15
Yes, yes.
03:02:16
So I always respected because she told me that he told her that she he.
03:02:21
Wasn't into, like, any of the butt stuff.
03:02:22
It was all just.
03:02:24
I guess, oral. And that was it.
03:02:25
And I always respected that because for some reason, it was.
03:02:28
It's kind of the butt stuff that does it for me, right?
03:02:32
Like putting a dick. In your mouth is one thing.
03:02:33
Putting a dick in your ass is a.
03:02:34
Whole nother thing, right?
03:02:38
I don't know.
03:02:42
Rant over words right?
03:02:45
So. Right.
03:02:46
Coming back.
03:02:49
I mean.
03:02:49
Honestly, let's say you.
03:02:51
What? Say what?
03:02:53
Say you what say you?
03:02:58
Hey, everything I learned about putting a dick in an ass.
03:03:01
I read in a book yesterday
03:03:03
that.
03:03:06
No, seriously, I've never had a dick in my ass.
03:03:08
And I've never put my dick in an ass, male or female.
03:03:10
I've almost done it a handful of times.
03:03:13
Not necessarily on purpose at all.
03:03:15
Oh, but but you you tend to get scolded
03:03:19
and it's like, all right, then you just I find it I who you.
03:03:23
Find it a third party or the purchase.
03:03:26
By a second party,
03:03:28
you know, you you're,
03:03:30
you know, loaded. Up or you're in them.
03:03:32
And then. Falls out. So you're just. Like.
03:03:35
Just get it back. Just get it back in there.
03:03:37
Whatever.
03:03:37
Whatever it takes, quickly get it back in there.
03:03:40
And then you actually, like, poke something and it's like,
03:03:44
And it's like, all right, then you fucking do it.
03:03:46
But if, if, if, if she's never done that, I assume it's a she you're talking about.
03:03:50
Let's just assume that right.
03:03:53
Yeah.
03:03:54
We're going to assume that there's, There's are we going to say never done?
03:03:57
I'm sorry. Hold on.
03:03:58
I don't like Bob is a paranoid schizo about, like, some
03:04:02
some homosexual, like, hitting on him or, like, waving them a well.
03:04:06
So that's all I'd like to say.
03:04:10
There's no chance of it going in if it's the first time.
03:04:13
If you accidentally just bounced off of it,
03:04:17
it's pretty tight.
03:04:18
Butthole.
03:04:20
I mean,
03:04:22
as far as, you know, as far as far as I've ever bounced.
03:04:26
That's for sure.
03:04:27
That's the problem.
03:04:27
It's a it's like, It's like.
03:04:30
Stabbing someone with a blunt object in, like, the ear canal.
03:04:34
You know, like it's.
03:04:36
You know, my experience was it was like hitting her in the belly button
03:04:39
or the side of the leg, and it hurt my dick
03:04:41
because it went nowhere, and it almost broke my dick.
03:04:43
And half.
03:04:44
That's the proper response.
03:04:46
See, mine was more like it. Otherwise.
03:04:49
One of you is lying.
03:04:51
If. If it wasn't tight like that. Something.
03:04:53
Oh, it's more like a blunt object.
03:04:55
It doesn't like. Stab.
03:04:56
It's like a it's. If you took like a.
03:05:01
I don't know.
03:05:02
You're the. Expert.
03:05:03
Instead of stabbing someone with a pencil, you stabbed him with a Sharpie.
03:05:06
You know. With the cap on.
03:05:10
And a hole in them already, I hope, is what you're saying.
03:05:13
Or just nothing. To.
03:05:16
It's like.
03:05:16
It's like stabbing them with a with.
03:05:18
A Sharpie.
03:05:20
Versus a, Sharpie highlighter. Right.
03:05:23
This is going to be like, more of a this is going.
03:05:25
To be like, right, you're going to hit a wall and you're going to.
03:05:28
And you've got.
03:05:29
A you're going to go you're going to be like, oh, it hit a door.
03:05:32
It wants to.
03:05:33
Go through that door, but there's not enough moisture or like.
03:05:36
You know. Isn't there isn't. Space.
03:05:39
You have a blunt and it's.
03:05:40
One might be able to like slide through easier.
03:05:44
Sorry.
03:05:45
It depends on how big you are. Guys.
03:05:46
Do you have a flat head, a dick?
03:05:49
What are we talking about here?
03:05:52
I've got a bullet.
03:05:53
Had dick in the 30 at six from a thousand yards.
03:05:55
I hit you right in the lips. Shit, motherfucker.
03:05:57
I want to talk about Shannon. Here's four fingers. Kiss my fucking diamonds.
03:06:00
Sorry. That's kid Rock lyrics, which you and.
03:06:02
Gary don't like. Kid Rock.
03:06:04
It's not kid Rock specifically.
03:06:06
It's just anything that doesn't isn't real and stuff.
03:06:09
I mean, everything's been done before. If you will.
03:06:11
Then you feel it. A second check. For the names.
03:06:13
Look for the dog with the fade in the chain.
03:06:17
That's that's one of Kid Rock's like.
03:06:19
Fucking.
03:06:20
Staples from if it's real. Then you feel it.
03:06:22
And that's that's literally what.
03:06:24
That's how he became famous with him. Yeah.
03:06:28
It's real man, I feel it.
03:06:29
It's all right.
03:06:30
You can be jealous, is all you want. That's okay.
03:06:32
I'm not jealous. This guy can play. Pretty much.
03:06:34
The guy can pretty much.
03:06:35
Play, like, every musical instrument.
03:06:37
But, you know, he's incredibly talented.
03:06:39
A weirdo hillbilly like.
03:06:41
And I. Respect wishes.
03:06:42
I wish his singing.
03:06:43
Similar. To. Me could be better.
03:06:44
Learn, look
03:06:45
similar in location, similar in age, similar in parties to thing you know.
03:06:48
So it's like I think, wow,
03:06:51
he if he did he did it.
03:06:55
Is that is that the term of jealousy?
03:06:58
No. Not exactly because.
03:07:01
I don't want to debunk.
03:07:03
Wait enemies is any musician I know that has made it
03:07:06
and I've spoken to them about it.
03:07:09
They're not any more talented than a musician that didn't make it.
03:07:12
They just work their ass off.
03:07:13
They're like, what are you doing on a Wednesday?
03:07:14
I was doing.
03:07:15
Know. A lot of them.
03:07:17
I mean, there's also luck.
03:07:19
You've got to work your ass off. Yeah, there's a lot of luck.
03:07:21
I mean.
03:07:21
I mean, I'm just saying that if the
03:07:23
if you're a musician and you're not playing every night,
03:07:26
then you're probably not doing it right and you're not going to.
03:07:28
I don't I. Don't rock.
03:07:30
I don't make the most money out of anyone.
03:07:33
I'm doing just fine.
03:07:35
I'm happy. I'm happy where I'm at.
03:07:38
But I told my mom with like my whole travel job and shit like this
03:07:41
just kind of fell in my lap. Sure.
03:07:44
It seems it seems grandiose.
03:07:46
Like I get to go to all these exotic locations.
03:07:48
I get paid to sit on planes.
03:07:50
Like when I was working in a shop.
03:07:51
I couldn't imagine, like that this would be something
03:07:54
that would be a possibility.
03:07:55
And even then, when I was a hell of a welder fabricator,
03:08:00
this random dude who used to work, for like, ports
03:08:03
and shit in, like, Portland and stuff, he was like.
03:08:06
Oh, you guys.
03:08:07
Oh, wait, you got bought by a company in.
03:08:09
Ports in Portland?
03:08:11
Yeah, I. Know for sure. Yeah, yeah. Joke.
03:08:13
But it's not a joke.
03:08:14
But he was. He was this weird black guy. Nice guy.
03:08:17
So, Kevin, an ice cream cone.
03:08:19
Yeah.
03:08:19
That's like having an ice cream man named cone.
03:08:22
But he was like, oh, you're going to travel all over the world
03:08:24
and like, you're
03:08:25
they're going to fly you all across the country
03:08:27
and you're going to be teaching other people.
03:08:29
And it's like, what are you talking about?
03:08:31
It's like, we didn't we didn't invent fabricating.
03:08:35
But here I am several years later,
03:08:37
traveling all over the country teaching people how to do.
03:08:40
Very well in New Mexico and teaching them how to do all our jobs.
03:08:44
No, but some of our some of our jobs.
03:08:47
You took our jobs?
03:08:50
No, it's
03:08:52
what I was going with that. But, yeah, you.
03:08:54
Never know where the fuck you're going to.
03:08:55
You never know where you're going to end. I end up at.
03:08:58
I was just telling my mom just fucking yesterday
03:09:00
because we were bullshitting about life, and there's a potential George story
03:09:04
that follows up this.
03:09:05
But, I always know where I'm going to end up.
03:09:07
I resent you saying that.
03:09:08
It it's just it's it's like I did not.
03:09:12
It seems like a grandiose job, and it's a great job, and.
03:09:15
But I working at a regular shop, I had no idea how I like.
03:09:18
I saw people with jobs that potentially did exactly what I do.
03:09:21
And I go, how.
03:09:21
The fuck do you get there?
03:09:23
How do you impress the people?
03:09:25
Just hard work and being lucky.
03:09:28
Working hard and just being in the right place
03:09:29
at the right time and getting lucky is really, really what I told my mom.
03:09:33
Yeah. Good luck. Looks a lot like hard work.
03:09:37
It's both.
03:09:38
It's a combination of both because you can't just get by with just good luck.
03:09:40
Because once you get good luck, they're going to want you to perform.
03:09:43
But as long as you can to just stand in line, to have the opportunity to be
03:09:47
picked, you have to work your ass off to get to the line,
03:09:51
I guess. So, yeah.
03:09:54
Like if it's.
03:09:54
Not like there's people like getting paid, get paid way more than me.
03:09:57
But it's like I look at what I'm doing and just it's very unique
03:10:00
and it's very specific and I never take it.
03:10:02
I don't try to take it for granted.
03:10:04
Would you say if you were sitting at home
03:10:06
scrolling on TikTok, that you would have had that opportunity?
03:10:09
Probably not.
03:10:12
Yes and no.
03:10:12
Because I used to, while I was running the machinery
03:10:15
that I'm teaching people how to do right now,
03:10:18
I was I was scrolling on TikTok and producing our dog.
03:10:21
Bun stuff, and because the.
03:10:23
Machine was running, but I just I didn't realize that the relationships
03:10:27
I was building with people and people seeing that I was like a genuine person
03:10:30
and a hard working person and an honest person,
03:10:32
that they were able to trust me to transition.
03:10:34
And it just happened to be, during Covid where there was a hiring freeze
03:10:39
and you can only do transfers of employees.
03:10:42
And my business just happened to be
03:10:44
shutting down, which is weird, but the business had enough backing.
03:10:48
Employees was in the freeze your year of the fucking cut arrives
03:10:52
and you're not even. Employees in the freezing.
03:10:54
The cheese got the squeeze and.
03:10:57
That's what I heard.
03:10:59
Nigga, please.
03:11:00
Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to say.
03:11:02
Nigga, I meant.
03:11:03
I put the H on it to emphasize it's nigga.
03:11:07
I had an N-word clip and I fucking forgot.
03:11:09
Sorry it up.
03:11:10
I won't, I'm sorry, I won't say that word ever.
03:11:12
I will never.
03:11:13
Say any form of nigga, you know I'm cured of that.
03:11:19
I am also cured.
03:11:20
I would never say another nigga and nigger nigga.
03:11:24
Whichever it is, I will never say.
03:11:26
Any of.
03:11:27
Those ever again because I know. How it is.
03:11:30
So I have a problem. I.
03:11:31
I have a problem with people saying the N-word and masking
03:11:34
what they really want to say.
03:11:35
So I would rather hear nigger than the N-word.
03:11:38
Let's just. Know. And I forget what.
03:11:39
Yeah, I've heard that before, where it's like you're you're like
03:11:42
by saying N-word, you're thinking it anyway.
03:11:45
So you might as well. Just say it.
03:11:46
So I got I got a great story. I like. To do quote.
03:11:49
I like to do. Quotes.
03:11:51
My like my family member, we had kids.
03:11:54
My kids were like ten and whatever.
03:11:56
And their kids were like eight and whatever.
03:11:57
And we were they were all whatever. And I said something about that.
03:12:00
And other than their paint, their penis, what.
03:12:02
Do you mean they were mean. They were all whatever.
03:12:04
I mean, this your.
03:12:05
Story gets interesting for you. I actually.
03:12:07
Race, age or race.
03:12:10
Age. And then at one
03:12:11
point I said paint, I said penis, I said penis.
03:12:14
And my family member's
03:12:15
wife came over and said, oh, we don't use that word in this house.
03:12:19
And I was like, what?
03:12:20
Like they say something.
03:12:21
I was like, we we're, you know, we're just replace it with something.
03:12:24
And I was like, no, that's offensive to me.
03:12:27
I know I'm like, your teaching your kid the wrong message right off the bat.
03:12:31
Like, I mean, it's a penis word. But.
03:12:34
But penis in vagina is what it's called.
03:12:36
It's just like saying foot and head and toe, head, shoulders, penis and toes.
03:12:41
Remember that song?
03:12:41
That's the best part.
03:12:42
Because, Kindergarten cop, when I was a kid, that was a
03:12:45
that was the funniest thing. And that was the biggest thing.
03:12:47
Boys have a penis.
03:12:48
Girls have a vagina.
03:12:50
The kid stands up in kindergarten.
03:12:52
Not anymore.
03:12:53
The kindergartner is the one saying this, and no one had an argument back then.
03:12:58
But, speaking of penises.
03:13:00
Brady has just sent me a clip of his penis.
03:13:03
I don't recall,
03:13:06
so I would
03:13:06
like him to produce said discovery of penis.
03:13:10
That is not I.
03:13:11
That was actually Jerry's words.
03:13:13
And so it.
03:13:14
Might it might seem like I came to this podcast.
03:13:17
And then you ask like, well, why did you.
03:13:20
Why does it seem like you came to this podcast?
03:13:23
And his response would.
03:13:23
Be, well, I've been talking on mine, like trying to figure out how this works.
03:13:27
And it's like, what do. You mean, figure out how this works?
03:13:29
And then he his response would probably be.
03:13:31
I've been pounding it for almost a year now.
03:13:34
It's like it takes you a year to pound it.
03:13:36
It's like, well, what do you mean? Like, what do you been looking at women.
03:13:38
And it's like, oh.
03:13:39
Speaker Gay, do you guys think I'm gay for big dudes?
03:13:43
I would
03:13:44
say maybe because if it took you that long to pound it, probably.
03:13:48
But I you explain.
03:13:49
Yeah.
03:13:49
It's like an unnatural kind of homosexual.
03:13:52
Like I'm not into big women, but but big dudes kind of rev my engine.
03:13:57
So it's like, so.
03:13:58
Someone that's abnormally large is like, gets you off or maybe abnormally small,
03:14:02
but probably more abnormally large because it's a larger, you.
03:14:05
Know, Penis. Right?
03:14:06
Yeah.
03:14:07
Normal size
03:14:07
people don't do it for me, but weird size people definitely do it for me.
03:14:12
Yeah. I mean, I'm glad.
03:14:13
We were able to have this conversation, Gary.
03:14:16
I that was draw.
03:14:18
And he's right.
03:14:19
Yeah. Okay.
03:14:20
I mean, I don't want to call you out, but I just want it like,
03:14:23
I love you, and I want you. To know that.
03:14:26
I love you.
03:14:27
Draw.
03:14:28
Yeah. Of course. Yeah.
03:14:29
You know, but it's just you need to come clean and.
03:14:32
Just be honest with yourself, okay?
03:14:34
Hey, straw.
03:14:36
No problem. I mean.
03:14:38
Da freaking rules.
03:14:41
Sorry.
03:14:43
It's it's great.
03:14:46
Thanks, Brady.
03:14:51
So we can just continue the show without
03:14:55
Gary, I I'm trying a draw.
03:14:58
Where do you see what I'm working on?
03:14:59
Thanks, Brady. Thanks, Brady.
03:15:03
I'm going to turn it.
03:15:04
On. See, I have no idea.
03:15:07
I have no idea what I'm doing.
03:15:10
Oh, well, let me.
03:15:12
Oh I'm happy about is that I.
03:15:14
If I can
03:15:16
hit you with a well timed drop.
03:15:19
It was.
03:15:20
Yeah. You got. To check.
03:15:20
Also a couple of times.
03:15:23
Alas I haven't, I haven't tried to sort of
03:15:27
this is supposedly Morgan Freeman Morgan Freeman
03:15:31
and you know let's suck.
03:15:34
That sucks. It's called the narrator.
03:15:35
It looks like Morgan Freeman. Freeman. And it sucks.
03:15:37
Were you able to perfect the Gary
03:15:40
was just a bust.
03:15:42
You're muted for some reason.
03:15:44
I can't hear you
03:15:46
I don't see the Muted mike slash.
03:15:48
But I don't hear you.
03:15:49
And I don't. That's on my end or.
03:15:52
Hold on I'm trying to set my.
03:15:55
Your godchild on.
03:15:57
But I going up the.
03:15:59
I gotta hit a button or something.
03:16:01
Where's my the app.
03:16:04
See I don't like.
03:16:04
So when I do the stop cam that's the only thing I don't like.
03:16:07
It does the very center.
03:16:09
But I like. The mike audio.
03:16:11
But but he would boop. Probably would be. Right.
03:16:14
But but yeah I like that.
03:16:16
But I don't like how it crops.
03:16:17
The video, the the picture because they.
03:16:20
Just make a smaller picture with more space around it.
03:16:23
That's what I. Did.
03:16:24
No, it's just I.
03:16:25
Don't care about that. Too, too much.
03:16:26
It's just really I don't know.
03:16:28
What it's going to make everything I have to like.
03:16:31
You have to look at it and then examine and then look at it and then examine.
03:16:35
It's kind of annoying.
03:16:36
It's weird because I got it in one shot.
03:16:41
It's the camera.
03:16:43
Where is it?
03:16:47
Name and headline audio.
03:16:49
Avatar as it is. Yeah. Okay.
03:16:51
Yeah. But if I were to just.
03:16:54
Go and of course it it's I don't have the full version.
03:16:56
So it only lets me do one at a time.
03:17:02
You have to sign up for free to upload more.
03:17:05
Okay. So there's,
03:17:08
free up.
03:17:09
Okay,
03:17:11
I can do more, but I have to sign up for something.
03:17:14
And the other, which does not work.
03:17:17
The virtual backgrounds.
03:17:18
I can delete virtual background and then go back
03:17:21
and and upload a new one, but I don't.
03:17:25
There's no. Virtual. There's. Oh, there it is.
03:17:28
Why is there a virtual background now?
03:17:29
What the fuck?
03:17:33
God damn it,
03:17:35
Brady, he.
03:17:37
Can you hear me? I can hear you. No. Gary.
03:17:42
Why is there a virtual background? No.
03:17:46
This is what it was supposed to be.
03:17:47
You see the Jews in the background with the chemicals on.
03:17:51
Look, I am.
03:17:52
You were right, I was wrong, I apologize.
03:17:56
Oh, shit.
03:17:56
That's actually not that bad, right?
03:17:58
It sounds more.
03:18:00
It sounds more greedier, right?
03:18:03
I yeah. You can.
03:18:05
Gary is more high pitch. You got to go pee pee pee.
03:18:07
Boopity. Boop.
03:18:08
You're right, I was wrong. I, I was wrong.
03:18:10
You sound gay.
03:18:16
Let him look.
03:18:18
Moses will
03:18:20
not like you because you are not the
03:18:24
the type of person in which the Moses was like.
03:18:29
You must read the Old Testament.
03:18:32
Matthew, verse 70.
03:18:35
Three.
03:18:36
For the first chapter. 7:00
03:18:41
and God says that the Jewish sex.
03:18:48
Amen.
03:18:50
He trying to sound like he trying to sound like Gary's.
03:18:53
Are you trying to sound like me?
03:18:55
Are you trying to sound like me?
03:18:57
Are you trying to sound like me?
03:18:59
Are you trying to sound like me?
03:19:02
You do like a.
03:19:04
Falsetto, but I'll have. To work on it.
03:19:06
I have to go up here.
03:19:08
So what does that sound like?
03:19:10
Have to work on it.
03:19:12
Yeah. See, it tries.
03:19:13
It still tries to correct it, even though you're doing a different pitch.
03:19:16
It's it's brilliant, but it also is.
03:19:19
I'm going to run as an independent.
03:19:21
Oh, no.
03:19:21
It was my shot like knows and made you hit.
03:19:23
God damn it.
03:19:25
Where am I shot like no there's no.
03:19:30
I don't believe in God.
03:19:35
It doesn't necessarily sound like a very.
03:19:38
Hippity boop beep beep boop beep boop beep beep boop beep beep boop boop boop boop
03:19:42
boop boop. Boop.
03:19:43
It sounds like a quality actor.
03:19:45
Then, B would it be able to do all.
03:19:50
Jokes?
03:19:54
I have to find the right inflection,
03:19:58
I guess. Oh, because.
03:19:59
Is that just your regular voice right now that you're trying to use?
03:20:02
Are you just, like, right here, right here, right here.
03:20:04
Hello, my name is Brady.
03:20:07
I'm doing all kinds of up and down different shit.
03:20:10
Yeah. Don't you just want.
03:20:12
You want to.
03:20:13
Oh, no qualms about.
03:20:14
You had or him. Okay.
03:20:17
What is this?
03:20:18
Oh, it's the.
03:20:19
It's a piece of sticky tape from my Junos.
03:20:22
Fell off. Yeah. No. Yes.
03:20:27
No. You got to mimic how high pitched.
03:20:30
No. Yes.
03:20:32
It's like an unnatural kind of homosexual.
03:20:35
Like I'm not into big women, but.
03:20:37
But big dudes. Natural and sexual.
03:20:40
I'm not really into women, but I like big, large, fat
03:20:43
fucking men. If.
03:20:49
I need to talk slower.
03:20:51
Like I'm a little retarded.
03:20:54
It's, like, he really wee.
03:20:57
It sounds like a weird, gritty old man.
03:20:59
Which is still just as funny.
03:21:01
That.
03:21:04
Beep boop boop boop beep boop boop.
03:21:06
It sounds like Gary's going to sound like in probably about ten years.
03:21:09
If he makes it that long.
03:21:11
Charles Darwin is my fucking hero.
03:21:15
Oh, wait, I just realized because I said fucking.
03:21:20
It would not be Gary saying fucking.
03:21:25
Oh, I just lost your.
03:21:29
As above.
03:21:30
So below.
03:21:35
Thank you Gary, are you coming back?
03:21:37
Sure. It was at the end of the show.
03:21:40
Oops.
03:21:41
I need to be able to turn off my thing because it's still me.
03:21:45
Hey, actually, if I relax and just talk
03:21:47
like myself, it's starting to talk like Gary.
03:21:51
If I actually relog relax and just talk, if I.
03:21:55
If I relax and just talk. It's starting.
03:21:58
I'm starting to sound like I sound like new Jersey Gary.
03:22:02
Now I started to say like.
03:22:04
Say like this is Doug.
03:22:06
Just say like typical words that he would say, just say Bonnie
03:22:09
really quick. No.
03:22:14
Say Bonnie.
03:22:15
Bonnie.
03:22:18
Get my wife name out your fucking mouth.
03:22:23
You guys guy mean.
03:22:28
Cuz he got.
03:22:28
Bonnie. My wife.
03:22:29
Goddamn name. My name is Bonnie.
03:22:31
Is that how.
03:22:32
Gary would say my, what a damn name right now?
03:22:35
Why am I.
03:22:37
Say my wife's goddamn name?
03:22:40
My kids are looking at me like I'm fucking crazy.
03:22:43
Well, if you're Gary, what is your name?
03:22:46
What does that even mean?
03:22:47
What does God damn. Yeah.
03:22:48
What is God damn even mean to Gary?
03:22:51
Which is one of my what? Cuz I finally.
03:22:53
Get your out my mouth.
03:22:57
Gary.
03:23:02
So the what.
03:23:02
Say you for the skull bearing.
03:23:04
So why does it. Kind of sound like Trump?
03:23:07
It kind of does actually.
03:23:08
Yeah. It's got a
03:23:11
did you hit the higher.
03:23:12
Pitch of Gary because he if he's talking regular he's.
03:23:15
More regular voice. But that's more relaxed Gary.
03:23:18
And you don't hear that as often excited Gary is like.
03:23:22
All over the place.
03:23:22
He's like he's down and up and down and fuck yeah.
03:23:26
Oh that's not right. Oh, no. Oh.
03:23:29
Buddy. Boom. Atypical. Gary.
03:23:31
Yeah, the bibbidi-bobbidi-boo.
03:23:35
What am I doing here?
03:23:36
I wanted to present video file.
03:23:39
I'm going to try to see what the fucking presenting video file means.
03:23:42
But which.
03:23:46
Uploading or what does this mean?
03:23:48
It changed my opinion on this since I first listened to.
03:23:51
I wanted to call you guys to say you're idiots.
03:23:55
The human remains are sacred.
03:23:57
You know, it's like it can't be messed with. They.
03:23:59
They may not have.
03:24:01
Yeah.
03:24:01
So, like he says, the human remains are sacred.
03:24:05
This is the going back to the skull buried
03:24:08
the dead body buried behind the barn from the deer flag.
03:24:11
What does he.
03:24:11
Mean by sacred?
03:24:14
I wish he was here to answer.
03:24:16
But what does he mean by sacred?
03:24:17
Because to an atheist, there's no such.
03:24:19
Thing as being.
03:24:21
It's a it's a soulless.
03:24:24
Lifeless body. It's just material.
03:24:26
It's just a matter.
03:24:28
So what's what's sacred about a dead body?
03:24:32
If you weren't religious?
03:24:36
I got to fix my mic.
03:24:37
There's a bit of a delay.
03:24:38
That's fine.
03:24:41
If you have a response, I'll just let him keep talking
03:24:42
because there's one more big mess.
03:24:44
What they did may not have broken any local laws, but they broke a giant taboo.
03:24:50
What is the giant. Taboo that they broke?
03:24:52
If there's. No.
03:24:55
Difference between being alive and being dead,
03:24:59
there is nothing special about either instance.
03:25:02
They're both equal.
03:25:05
There is nothing important.
03:25:06
When you're living.
03:25:07
There's something important after you die.
03:25:09
Nothing carries on. So what. Is the.
03:25:10
The taboo of dying that makes anything significant at all?
03:25:15
It can be revered.
03:25:21
I guess so if you're an atheist, I guess that's the end all be all.
03:25:25
And you're afraid of it.
03:25:27
He sent a video that was comparing death.
03:25:29
I mean, like some ancient great wisdom wise person said, you can't. You
03:25:34
shouldn't be afraid because your existence will never cross paths with death.
03:25:40
I think it was Norm MacDonald, actually, who said that.
03:25:45
My this.
03:25:45
Weird like theory of like, what if just because in in our perceived reality
03:25:51
we haven't maybe already died like several times in
03:25:56
just because we die doesn't mean our conscious time. Is.
03:26:00
Coinciding with that death.
03:26:02
Split off, we might be.
03:26:04
Continuing in another direction and still continuing on after, even.
03:26:08
Though, and there'd be a stuff in certain universes,
03:26:11
you wouldn't be allowed to know anything outside of that.
03:26:13
Otherwise you're. Well, you wouldn't realize it. Wouldn't be.
03:26:15
Allowed. You wouldn't be. Able to know.
03:26:17
You wouldn't have conscious awareness of it, because you have no
03:26:21
conscious awareness of anything outside of your current environment,
03:26:25
which is why we are trying to argue the point
03:26:28
that there potentially is conscious awareness after you die.
03:26:31
Whoa. It's just that there's been nobody.
03:26:34
We I'm not trying to argue anything, I haven't.
03:26:36
Oh, you're not trying to you're not or you're in the same boat though.
03:26:39
You're not trying to argue for it.
03:26:40
You're not trying to argue against it.
03:26:43
Both both.
03:26:44
Possibilities.
03:26:46
If I'm with you right now, I'm going to argue against it because there's more I.
03:26:49
Would say that, you.
03:26:50
Know, and if I was like, you argue for it because there's no way he knows.
03:26:54
Well, do you feel.
03:26:54
Like both possibilities exist somewhat equally in your head?
03:26:58
No, no.
03:27:00
What what where do you lean towards then?
03:27:03
Infinite possibilities.
03:27:06
Well, then that's the same thing.
03:27:07
Is it existing and not existing in the same?
03:27:10
It is the same.
03:27:11
It is the same.
03:27:12
Thing is, if you were to have sex with one woman as opposed to infinite women.
03:27:17
What I don't know.
03:27:18
I don't understand what you mean by that.
03:27:20
Have you ever had something that you like?
03:27:22
Yeah. Do you write.
03:27:23
Here? Do you like to do
03:27:24
do you like to do it once or do you like to read infinite times?
03:27:30
There's been.
03:27:31
Things that I've done, one that I hate.
03:27:33
Because that that pretty much defines the difference between.
03:27:38
Little or no, I feel like I've,
03:27:43
I don't know, I like mushrooms, right?
03:27:45
Doing mushrooms the first time was the greatest time ever.
03:27:48
Every time after I could probably have done with that 100% acid.
03:27:52
The first time ever.
03:27:54
Maybe it wasn't the first time ever.
03:27:56
The first five hit.
03:27:58
I maybe one one hit, one and a half hit.
03:28:01
Well, and I did five hits at the Indiana State Fair, which was a great experience.
03:28:05
One of the greatest.
03:28:06
Experiences of my life.
03:28:09
It was what happened after.
03:28:11
What was it? What was the question?
03:28:13
You were masturbating about your acid story?
03:28:16
See, I've never I've never taken shrooms, and I've only ever taken
03:28:19
any hallucinogenics a few times, and I it wasn't.
03:28:24
I like to be.
03:28:24
I've had plenty of bad trips, but I'm just saying
03:28:26
I would not like trade off my experience.
03:28:31
But I also don't know what what even that was like.
03:28:33
I could not
03:28:35
quantify,
03:28:37
and I know Gary has not done drugs since like the 70s.
03:28:40
Like he is.
03:28:41
He is.
03:28:41
Well, beyond his. Weight.
03:28:44
So he did drugs when he was ten. I don't know.
03:28:47
I have no idea because I don't know, I have do them any more.
03:28:51
He he had made a statement about that.
03:28:53
He hasn't done them before.
03:28:54
He doesn't do them currently or has never done them.
03:28:57
I'm not sure.
03:28:58
But he said everything
03:28:59
he learned about drugs, he learned in a book he read two days ago.
03:29:02
Six months ago.
03:29:03
Eight years ago, 12, 12 years.
03:29:05
That's a statement.
03:29:06
Could be true because you could take drugs for years
03:29:08
and not know a damn thing about them.
03:29:14
Why did how do we get here?
03:29:15
They affect you?
03:29:16
It's the Brady and George show.
03:29:18
We're in ways.
03:29:18
We're just trying to carry a nonsense topic for weeks.
03:29:22
I have. This chip. Right here in my fucking.
03:29:24
In my desk.
03:29:25
It must have been. Earlier when.
03:29:26
I was, like, annoyed with something.
03:29:28
Oh, I oh, it's a whole I did I thought something was imminent here.
03:29:31
I want to get this chip implanted.
03:29:33
I'm like, now that's tiny.
03:29:36
You can do this.
03:29:37
Take this black Sharpie.
03:29:40
This is, how to flag dress or.
03:29:42
Brady or show looking.
03:29:44
You can, but why would you want to do that?
03:29:47
You should have put a little filler in it first.
03:29:48
Then it would be fucking done.
03:29:50
Oh, no. At some point I'll just like, re
03:29:54
I'll sand this
03:29:54
down and recode it and, you know, recolor it or some shit.
03:29:58
It's it's the fucking most generic.
03:30:00
It's an Ikea table but it's a raise lower like it's.
03:30:05
It's sweet I love it
03:30:07
I like it a lot.
03:30:08
We all love it.
03:30:13
You got somebody under there?
03:30:16
I wish.
03:30:18
I wish I had someone on here,
03:30:19
I forgot I was doing Asmr.
03:30:22
I'm thinking, Mark.
03:30:24
What? Up? Down.
03:30:25
How much you want to bet that, stream yard is overloaded at,
03:30:28
like, 10:00 on a fucking Monday night?
03:30:32
It's it's own, like, entity.
03:30:35
So everything is on
03:30:37
all right? Yeah, but.
03:30:39
They're doing all the rendering.
03:30:40
I just thought it'd be better
03:30:41
if we were just all going to there and, you know, because then it.
03:30:44
I wouldn't have. To.
03:30:45
Taking this burden off of you. It's all independent streams.
03:30:48
Yeah, it might be distributed differently right now.
03:30:51
It's the way it's supposed to be.
03:30:52
And there's no way that it's just the first.
03:30:53
I thought it was me clicking around on Google Chrome,
03:30:56
but now I'm doing it and it's not where we were.
03:30:58
We were many of us.
03:30:59
I think it got better when I on my end, when I hardwired it for sure.
03:31:02
And I've been meaning to do that, but it hasn't been fully necessary.
03:31:08
I've been comfortable going, hey, when I'm at my apartment,
03:31:10
I'll just send you the links and you shoot them.
03:31:12
But the last few times it's actually been pretty decent.
03:31:15
If I'm in a hotel, I get way better internet connection, which is unfortunate,
03:31:19
but that's also my bitch about.
03:31:21
That's also why it ties in with I bitch about AT&T,
03:31:23
because I told them several times that their internet connection sucks.
03:31:27
And it's like, I don't know what the fuck like.
03:31:28
For that too, because now you're not.
03:31:31
You're when you were post when you were sharing a video before
03:31:33
it would go out, it would ingest to my system.
03:31:36
Then it would get rendered and then put into OBS and sent out.
03:31:39
And I was like, fuck that now.
03:31:40
Okay.
03:31:41
Your share video should be just going right
03:31:43
to the fucking stream yard to the internet. Like just like mine.
03:31:45
Should be all the same. Yeah.
03:31:47
Should be, but it sure the fuck wasn't when we started.
03:31:50
Yeah, I don't know what the deal was.
03:31:51
I don't know if it was just.
03:31:53
And you saw me.
03:31:54
I've been doing nothing else but working during the day and sitting on StreamYard
03:31:57
for the last fucking four days testing it, and it's been perfect until Gary joined.
03:32:02
I just feel like every single time Gary initially has issues
03:32:06
and then 20 minutes, 30 minutes later, it ends up being the most clearer stream.
03:32:11
Better than mine.
03:32:12
Sometimes. Better than yours, I don't know.
03:32:14
Like it's the shit.
03:32:15
Yeah, I keep thinking, he rejoined. All of a sudden at 130.
03:32:18
You got to get that off your screen.
03:32:20
What what what am I doing hard wired?
03:32:22
Your share screen is fuck yeah.
03:32:25
I think I would display that on my mantle.
03:32:28
That's kind of cool.
03:32:29
That's like Grandpa Skull, but, No, you shouldn't be allowed to do that. No.
03:32:34
Yeah. Never faints.
03:32:35
Oh, heavens.
03:32:37
It's, What do you call that? Achy?
03:32:41
No. So that was the other option.
03:32:43
He says heaven really changed my opinion.
03:32:45
We heavens.
03:32:47
I can pause and play your video, but.
03:32:49
Oh, really? Okay, so this is like.
03:32:51
So when I go to present it has it says video file and it pulls up,
03:32:56
it makes me go to my browser and it makes me pull the file.
03:32:59
I don't know if the fucker is, if it's if it's a large file,
03:33:02
if it's going to take a minute to upload, if it's actually uploading it, or if it's
03:33:05
just referencing it from my computer on the stream. Yes.
03:33:10
How clean is it? How clean is it?
03:33:12
An era and it's a smaller video, but how clean is it an era?
03:33:15
If you start, stop, pause.
03:33:18
Go hit it, go.
03:33:22
Back.
03:33:23
No. It's playing right now that. No.
03:33:25
After going and.
03:33:27
How much of a delay was it?
03:33:30
I paused it.
03:33:32
Playing right now.
03:33:33
It's,
03:33:34
Paused.
03:33:36
How much of a delay is that?
03:33:38
It seemed instant.
03:33:40
What, are you really that icky?
03:33:42
Yeah. So he says, he.
03:33:43
Says, heavens.
03:33:45
Heavens, heavens to purgatory.
03:33:47
How does it how does. Yeah.
03:33:48
How does a how does an atheist see?
03:33:51
Heavens,
03:33:53
I think that's called a colloquialism.
03:33:56
What does that even mean to him?
03:33:58
It's just a saying.
03:34:01
It's a saying.
03:34:02
But why is that a saying?
03:34:05
Because his brain has been conditioned and influenced by people
03:34:08
that believe that shit.
03:34:09
More than that, people, I don't believe that shit.
03:34:11
So I thought.
03:34:12
It was like a good it was a good argument.
03:34:17
The Tucker Carlson thing I played, which it's just a it's.
03:34:21
Just a perception.
03:34:22
So there's no fact basis to it other than just perception
03:34:26
of what humans have experienced throughout the years.
03:34:30
And it does make sense
03:34:33
that humans believe.
03:34:35
In some type of higher power until around.
03:34:38
D-Day.
03:34:40
And then all of a sudden.
03:34:41
There's this weird secular Western culture that says
03:34:44
that we're better than everyone else and that there's no.
03:34:47
God that you you know.
03:34:50
We are our own God.
03:34:52
Why? Because of.
03:34:54
Because you think because. Of the mass.
03:34:56
The same reason our an Italian walks out a rocky
03:34:59
and they want to kick a black persons ass because they just saw Rocky
03:35:01
and they think they're the toughest shit on the earth.
03:35:03
You think that. Because it's because.
03:35:05
Power. Exuded.
03:35:07
It's the power exuded in the confidence in that power that you have.
03:35:12
A it's the same.
03:35:13
It's the celebrity fed where there is these
03:35:17
celebrities that think OJ Simpson, we talked about him.
03:35:20
He thinks he's above
03:35:23
your everyday.
03:35:27
Laws and cultures and normality.
03:35:30
Well this higher.
03:35:32
He was.
03:35:34
He ended up being he he wasn't.
03:35:37
He ended up benefiting.
03:35:40
There's no such thing a time.
03:35:42
No such thing is that.
03:35:43
But he did benefit from that concept.
03:35:45
Wait, what?
03:35:46
The time?
03:35:47
That he was 12 years old and whoever recognized his skill
03:35:50
and put him on that pedestal and then carried him
03:35:53
right through to the point where he just died.
03:35:56
You don't think that that was
03:35:58
I don't I mean, I don't even know what to call it.
03:36:01
It's not luck.
03:36:01
I mean, he had a skill, and he was gifted to the point where he could commit murder
03:36:06
and get away with it. So, I mean, what do you. What?
03:36:09
I forget what the. Original.
03:36:11
Concept point was because.
03:36:12
Because I could argue that just being.
03:36:14
Like it, just the. Circumstance.
03:36:17
Each each.
03:36:20
And again, that ties in with like,
03:36:22
the multiverse theory, which always intrigues me if,
03:36:25
if every single option to OJ Simpson was available
03:36:29
and we just happened to live in the universe where he killed his.
03:36:31
Wife and waiter.
03:36:34
Her waiter wouldn't have killed us.
03:36:35
Like in many different ways, though, if there was multiple.
03:36:38
Yes, yeah for sure. But what do you have now?
03:36:40
Would he be like? Well, he would have not.
03:36:42
He would have no exists.
03:36:43
Not killer in every one of those ways too.
03:36:46
It all exists. But I just don't know how.
03:36:49
It's all it's all a method of information, which.
03:36:51
Is what we deal with.
03:36:53
At today's rate.
03:36:55
We would love to have more information per second
03:36:58
and more quality of information per second and faster access to everything.
03:37:01
And that's what we build towards.
03:37:03
The universe is vast information,
03:37:06
and it's well.
03:37:07
Beyond what we can even.
03:37:10
Comprehend.
03:37:11
Period.
03:37:13
And so, I mentioned about,
03:37:15
like our human brain before, where it's like, I assume.
03:37:18
In, in. In what can happen.
03:37:21
And what has been shown is that our human brain is able to remember
03:37:24
every single moment of our entire life.
03:37:28
It just comes to accessing that information.
03:37:34
On the on the One Joe Rogan podcast where there was,
03:37:37
I forget what the two dudes name was, but they were talking about even
03:37:40
just plants and human intervention to plants and then and.
03:37:43
Humans picking.
03:37:45
Seeds and fruit off of plants and having it interact
03:37:49
with the way that the plant then develops thereafter.
03:37:52
And there was a there's a point in history where they can pinpoint
03:37:56
this development, in this change in plant structure
03:38:00
to where humans started cultivating it versus humans weren't cultivating it.
03:38:04
And so there's this natural, biological or environmental or universal
03:38:11
patterning that plays off
03:38:13
of each other, that has such of a greater meaning.
03:38:16
Than what any of us can even.
03:38:18
Comprehend or perceive or consciously understand.
03:38:22
Conscious is such a like, Gary.
03:38:25
Would just go, it's conscious.
03:38:26
No, conscious is not the exactly.
03:38:29
Conscious is not the.
03:38:30
End all be all of what we can perceive.
03:38:32
It is a it is a windowed.
03:38:36
If I could exactly what you were doing.
03:38:38
It's a windowed structure in which we can see through what's a keyhole.
03:38:42
It would be like seeing through a. Keyhole.
03:38:44
To a fucking, you know, a three bedroom.
03:38:50
A. Suite at fucking Trump Tower or.
03:38:53
Fucking. Mirror Largo.
03:38:54
A three bedroom.
03:38:55
Suite at motherfucking,
03:38:58
motherfucking Mira Largo.
03:38:59
You could have a three bedroom fucking suite in.
03:39:04
You could you get to the three that is suite.
03:39:07
And they really.
03:39:07
I go in through the keyhole, and the keyhole is allowing you to see so much.
03:39:13
But inside that three bedroom suite, you didn't realize that there's, like,
03:39:17
10,000 Stormy Daniels, and there's all about this architect,
03:39:22
and all you have to do is just pay them a little bit of money
03:39:25
and they'll shut the fuck up.
03:39:27
But if they don't shut the fuck up and you have to, like,
03:39:30
I could go to court later.
03:39:31
And what happens is they try to, like, take you away from being president,
03:39:35
even though there's all kinds
03:39:36
of presidents that cheated on their wives and had all kinds of whores.
03:39:39
And, you know, you know, that people that see people who say,
03:39:44
I mean, said I didn't get cleared yet.
03:39:47
Occasionally I tell you about the pussy,
03:39:50
but in their they, they say, oh, it's okay.
03:39:54
They, they're like, okay, go fuck the pussy until you catch the pussy
03:39:59
while we're in here.
03:40:00
Why was it having I don't never.
03:40:07
Oh, I'm gonna recreate a Pink Floyd's.
03:40:09
Because.
03:40:10
The last video that I had about waves.
03:40:12
Well, I'm gonna we. We found by reading the brain.
03:40:14
It's real.
03:40:15
It's able to read. It's real short.
03:40:16
So you better pee quick like I.
03:40:19
These were able to recreate a Pink Floyd song
03:40:21
by reading the brain activity of people who are listening to it.
03:40:24
Listen to this. Here's the original version.
03:40:27
And it did.
03:40:28
Oh one just didn't break in the wall.
03:40:33
And here's the recreated version.
03:40:35
Oh. Hum.
03:40:39
Oh. Sure, it sounds a bit
03:40:42
like it's being played underwater, but this is still a huge breakthrough.
03:40:45
It's the first time
03:40:46
scientists have been able to reconstruct a song using brain activity.
03:40:49
This means we're one step closer to giving people who are unable to speak
03:40:52
a new way of verbally communicating.
03:40:54
Technology has been able to translate brain activity
03:40:57
into playing computer generated speech for some time,
03:40:59
but this development allows for the inclusion of intonation and rhythm
03:41:02
nuances of language that can totally transform meaning.
03:41:05
Here's how the study work.
03:41:06
Neuroscientists took 29 patients
03:41:08
who were already being monitored for epilepsy
03:41:10
and who had electrodes placed on their brains.
03:41:11
They then played Pink Floyd's Another Brick in the wall, part one.
03:41:14
The electrodes
03:41:15
picked up on the electrical activity of different areas in the patients brains.
03:41:18
Researchers then trained AI to recognize patterns
03:41:20
in this data and essentially decode it into the recording you heard.
03:41:23
Even the song choice was deliberate,
03:41:25
and not just because the neuroscientists like that, though they did.
03:41:28
It's also because the song is complex and layered.
03:41:30
The track has several instruments, unique rhythms, and complex chords, all of which
03:41:34
make it perfect waves like this.
03:41:36
Going forward, the scientists hope more research
03:41:38
will lead to crisper and clearer recreations,
03:41:40
as well as the ability to one day use this technology
03:41:42
without having to surgically implant electrodes.
03:41:44
All that said, this is a huge step.
03:41:46
The electrodes will already be implanted in her head.
03:41:48
Communicate vocally. Wirelessly, communicating.
03:41:51
That's what will happen.
03:41:52
Well, there was like a video.
03:41:55
I played, I mentioned before when we played in the previous episode.
03:41:58
Much long ago, and it was the dude who, had the weird.
03:42:02
Antennas implanted in his head, and he was able to hear colors.
03:42:06
Because. He was colorblind.
03:42:07
And so he picked up certain frequencies.
03:42:10
If he pointed, there would be a certain vibration
03:42:12
that he was able to pick up on and go, okay,
03:42:13
that's red, that's yellow, that's a combination.
03:42:17
What does orange sound like?
03:42:19
I have no idea.
03:42:19
I'm not him.
03:42:21
But, I'm curious.
03:42:23
There was another one.
03:42:24
I was going to relay that too, and I forgot what that was. But.
03:42:26
But we'll just play weird here. It's weird.
03:42:29
It's weird that I would forget what it was, because if you're.
03:42:32
But if your brain is full of everything, it's weird.
03:42:34
You can't remember something from two seconds ago.
03:42:36
It's full of alcohol, so.
03:42:49
It. Nope.
03:42:55
My opinion on
03:42:55
abstinence only education is it's a little bit,
03:43:00
It's a little bit,
03:43:02
wishy. It's to wish. There's no way.
03:43:04
It's not achievable. That's how you get. That's how you get.
03:43:06
You're a typical preacher's daughter,
03:43:10
right?
03:43:11
Pushes him right to it.
03:43:13
Yeah.
03:43:14
If you if you withhold.
03:43:15
They're going to want it even more.
03:43:17
You got to practice the big A
03:43:19
anal.
03:43:21
You know,
03:43:25
Trying to spin for the topic next week.
03:43:36
Is world peace even a remote possibility?
03:43:41
I like the yamaka.
03:43:45
So you hear,
03:43:47
speaking of, like, songs and, like, vintage stuff.
03:43:50
You hear that, one Beatles song about, leaving your dog in a hot car?
03:43:55
That one Beatles song?
03:43:57
Yeah.
03:43:58
That very, very famous Beatles song about leaving your dog in her car.
03:44:02
No, I assume, like, back then, because, like, like during their era.
03:44:07
The steal maybe like.
03:44:09
May create more heat
03:44:12
and maybe even be hotter.
03:44:13
But this was Stigler way back in the Beatles day.
03:44:16
But just this is,
03:44:19
song about Beatles leaving your dog in her car.
03:44:28
They're apparently saying it's okay.
03:44:33
So, Got it.
03:44:36
All right.
03:44:37
Oh, shit.
03:44:39
It's easy on the dog.
03:44:42
Yeah, that. One's much better.
03:44:43
There we go.
03:44:47
Say hi.
03:44:48
But it's my brother. Sure.
03:44:49
Yeah. Yesterday we.
03:44:52
You're laughing about it?
03:44:52
I guess.
03:44:58
We went.
03:44:59
To the Tigers game. About the song. It's okay.
03:45:01
And every time
03:45:01
there was a Beatles or old song thing, we were laughing about that because it's.
03:45:06
It's funny.
03:45:06
Because I would assume, like, back in the day, maybe the steal.
03:45:09
The cars were made more of steel, so they kept.
03:45:11
Cool more often.
03:45:12
So it was okay back then to leave your dog in a hot car.
03:45:15
But it's quite funny.
03:45:18
It's like so random.
03:45:19
But there is a draw story coinciding with. The,
03:45:23
that.
03:45:24
Coincides with the rant.
03:45:26
That, I may want to get off my chest
03:45:28
when it comes to The Brady your show at some point here.
03:45:32
Some point is now.
03:45:35
That's a cannon.
03:45:35
I was hitting that
03:45:36
unless you wanted to add something or finish something up on, no.
03:45:40
That, brain video was the last thing I had for waves.
03:45:43
The chips last night.
03:45:45
That's quite. Personal. This is quite personal to me.
03:45:47
And Gary knows a little bit.
03:45:49
Every Monday, eat along,
03:45:51
eat along.
03:45:52
Gary knows a little bit of this sort of.
03:45:54
He's he's my my oldest brother.
03:45:57
I think. One time.
03:45:58
And Gary is a similar age.
03:46:01
Gary's a similar age is my oldest brother.
03:46:03
But for some reason I get along great with Gary
03:46:06
and I don't get along at all with my oldest brother.
03:46:09
We we. People are different. We we,
03:46:12
We referenced, The the,
03:46:15
Comedian, Raj Sharma, which we then forget.
03:46:19
I was, Raj Sharma.
03:46:23
Cool dude. Great dude.
03:46:23
But way better form a name.
03:46:25
He he. Came up with this.
03:46:27
Thing that I kind of admire.
03:46:29
And it is, he has a biological brother, and then he has a brother,
03:46:34
and I feel like my brother Ray is my biological brother.
03:46:39
Just because we're by blood.
03:46:41
And my brother Jay is like my brother because, like, I actually relate to him.
03:46:45
And we're actually brothers,
03:46:46
you know, like, we're not only biological, we're we're intertwined.
03:46:50
Is he black?
03:46:52
Not at all.
03:46:53
We're all from the same. Semen, supposedly.
03:46:55
And uterus. Supposedly.
03:46:58
I would like.
03:46:58
To beg to argue, but.
03:47:02
I thought you were going to play the George.
03:47:03
Story bumper.
03:47:04
Which is why I was hedging so long.
03:47:06
Oh. Oh, no.
03:47:08
This is a. George. You don't have to.
03:47:10
You don't. Have to. Yeah. This is your story.
03:47:20
So usually.
03:47:20
Doctors Day.
03:47:21
Usually don't do.
03:47:22
This on the I usually don't we don't do those on this.
03:47:25
We have we have offered gimmicks.
03:47:28
We have
03:47:29
so is Mother's Day yesterday when we went.
03:47:32
To the tiger, to the Tiger's game, which my mom likes to do.
03:47:35
If there's a game on Tiger's game, she's a huge Tigers fan.
03:47:41
She she's got three sons.
03:47:42
She wants to spend time with them.
03:47:45
My middle brother is been dealing with issues,
03:47:49
but some of them aren't necessarily his fault, but some of them are.
03:47:53
My oldest brother has always been a issue.
03:47:58
And just.
03:47:59
Just round that story right there we go to the Tigers
03:48:02
game, and it's Mother's Day, and there's.
03:48:03
Nothing but families and kids and.
03:48:06
Moms and dads and couples and whatever.
03:48:10
You know, it's it's it's a great,
03:48:13
Thing other than.
03:48:14
The Tigers got their asses kicked, but, my oldest brother,
03:48:19
for some reason, the second he gets to our seeds, we find the seeds.
03:48:22
He goes to get food, which. He normally does, and I normally do too.
03:48:25
But I wanted to watch the very beginning. Of the game.
03:48:27
Just the the. Introductions and the starting pitch and shit.
03:48:29
And then I went and got a burger and paid way.
03:48:32
Too much for it.
03:48:35
But when he came back,
03:48:37
it was. Still sit in the seats.
03:48:39
The game was he went and got one of them, like tall, like daiquiri baseball drinks.
03:48:44
And even then, if there was alcohol in there, he wouldn't be.
03:48:47
He wouldn't be drunk.
03:48:48
But, he's just an asshole and doesn't understand, social awareness
03:48:52
and is, probably diagnosed, I would assume, diagnosed bipolar.
03:48:55
He went to be kindergarten.
03:48:56
He's been in a hassle my entire life, and I wish that he would have just died
03:49:00
at a young age.
03:49:01
And like, we'd be just done with them
03:49:02
because our family would be so much happier without him.
03:49:05
And I mean that whole heartedly.
03:49:07
The kindergarten sucks.
03:49:08
Necessary step sometimes for me.
03:49:10
He went to be kindergarten.
03:49:11
He went to be kindergarten. He was the only one.
03:49:13
And, What they call it now.
03:49:15
Then he's getting mental.
03:49:17
Fuck.
03:49:18
He's been a mental fucking our un.
03:49:19
Every single member of our family.
03:49:21
They call it Young Fives now so that it's not so degrading.
03:49:25
Like the kindergarten.
03:49:26
Like you're starting over.
03:49:27
Regardless, all I'm saying is, if he had died at a young age, I would not be upset.
03:49:31
If he had died, right now, I might be, subtly upset just because
03:49:35
it's kind of sad.
03:49:36
But at the same time, I would not, like, have any regrets.
03:49:38
I would just kind of be like, okay, things are going to be easier.
03:49:43
And that's sad to say.
03:49:45
But this is.
03:49:45
This is one of the reasons why
03:49:46
and this is one of the few reasons why, but so we're, we're we're there and.
03:49:50
The the Pledge of. Allegiance or.
03:49:53
Pledge of Allegiance, if you're talking the the United States anthem.
03:49:57
Let's go.
03:50:00
Star Spangled.
03:50:01
Banner.
03:50:06
The star spangled banner.
03:50:07
Right, right.
03:50:08
So it's just a it's a fucking baseball game.
03:50:10
They get all kinds of just nobodies to sing.
03:50:13
These things and no one gives a fuck. Right?
03:50:15
So there was like a woman and like a child,
03:50:18
and they were kind of going back and forth,
03:50:20
and I thought they did a good job when it came to pacing
03:50:23
and also allowing the child to feel like it had enough.
03:50:26
While also the adult kind of led.
03:50:29
The pacing to the child to kind of make things coincide pretty well.
03:50:34
I thought it was done. Well,
03:50:36
no big deal.
03:50:37
Games going on, whatever.
03:50:39
My brother comes back with a fucking baseball bat,
03:50:41
either daiquiri or non daiquiri.
03:50:43
I don't know, he wouldn't
03:50:44
have been that drunk at all period had he been drinking it that entire thing.
03:50:48
Period.
03:50:50
And it wasn't even half empty at that point.
03:50:53
But he's all socially unaware and just Egyptian.
03:50:57
He's a he's fuck this shit in this region.
03:51:00
It's like I'm looking around going, fuck, dude.
03:51:02
There's like, there's like a couple there.
03:51:04
There's an old lady there, there's like, oh, everyone's here for Mother's Day.
03:51:07
Like how do you have no social awareness?
03:51:09
And that's that, that's kind of him.
03:51:11
And so then he like said, fuck
03:51:13
shit, this, this, that, fuck, this is the fucking gay whatever.
03:51:17
And that's, that's, that's how I talk to.
03:51:19
But not in that.
03:51:22
It's my mother,
03:51:24
her three sons, and then a bunch of other families in the same instance.
03:51:28
There's children that are trying to get baseballs. We're pretty close.
03:51:31
We're right on the home run.
03:51:34
Just next to the foul ball marker.
03:51:37
On the home run side.
03:51:43
And so whatever.
03:51:46
Then he comes back again.
03:51:47
It just kind. Of similar shit.
03:51:49
And then like during.
03:51:51
Halfway through the game, they do America the Beautiful.
03:51:53
And I think it was the same woman who split the time with the.
03:51:57
Child. The child on the front end.
03:51:59
But he's like the whole time during America the Beautiful.
03:52:03
He's like, oh, fuck this. Who's fucking Jew?
03:52:06
She can't fucking sing.
03:52:07
She can't fucking.
03:52:08
It's one thing if you just want to say. It like, you know.
03:52:10
So like as. I, I'm, I'm kind of the. Same way.
03:52:13
But I was just like, if I'm with my girlfriend,
03:52:15
I'll just kind of go as fucking stupid.
03:52:16
Like, I'll say it to her and even sometimes I'll pipe her down
03:52:19
because she doesn't know how loud she's being.
03:52:22
And very occasionally she'll do the same thing to me
03:52:24
because she's like, you know, you're being kind of loud.
03:52:25
Like it's like, well, okay, okay.
03:52:27
Like I want. To talk shit.
03:52:29
What if I'm by myself?
03:52:31
I might do that thing because I know I'm
03:52:33
the only one responsible for the interaction thereafter,
03:52:36
but usually it's within, well, within reason.
03:52:38
And he's just bitching about this fucking singer about, oh, she's not.
03:52:42
She can't fucking sing.
03:52:43
He's f bomb and s bomb and out loud.
03:52:46
Just very annoying.
03:52:48
And I would kind of maybe do the same thing
03:52:49
if I was the people sitting in front of us.
03:52:51
And the dude just kind of goes,
03:52:53
oh, can you sing any better?
03:52:56
Look. And he just kind of.
03:52:59
Yeah, no, he just kind of goes, oh.
03:53:02
And this is exactly my brother.
03:53:03
He's fucking sociopathic. He's fucking selfish.
03:53:06
He's, he's he's probably bipolar.
03:53:09
He's probably fucking, autistic.
03:53:13
Like my girlfriend's sister is diagnosed bipolar,
03:53:17
and diagnosed Asperger's.
03:53:19
And it is absolutely astonishing the difference
03:53:22
the difference of age is 15 years, though.
03:53:24
And that's the science of.
03:53:26
The of the like.
03:53:28
They usually just, oh.
03:53:29
Take Ritalin, you'll be fine.
03:53:31
Nowadays they have all these different sectors
03:53:33
of all these different like mental things.
03:53:36
Right.
03:53:38
Regardless of that, whether you want to believe it or not.
03:53:40
It is very weird because they're they almost parallel each other.
03:53:45
But so he's all like that.
03:53:47
Yeah.
03:53:48
And so he gets it's two dudes.
03:53:51
Sitting next to each other with like a chick sitting next to them.
03:53:55
And they had kids that were going to and from, because we were right by
03:53:58
the picture is like the warm up area where the pictures.
03:54:02
Whatever the fuck you call that.
03:54:04
It's right next to the dugout.
03:54:05
Yeah. It's. Yeah.
03:54:07
So you could go. Up right to the thing and like,
03:54:09
watch them practice and watch them warm up whoever's going.
03:54:11
Up next.
03:54:12
And so like.
03:54:13
On deck.
03:54:15
There's all kinds of.
03:54:16
Children and shit like, go and try to get autographs and get.
03:54:19
Balls and whatever.
03:54:21
You want to get balls.
03:54:22
No, it's on the bench. Whatever.
03:54:23
In the. Outfield. It was just.
03:54:25
You know, like you followed balls with and whatever.
03:54:29
Oh, I'm saying my brother is a fucking.
03:54:30
Piece of comments that need to be investigated.
03:54:33
We were there and they were like signing our balls and whatever, whatever.
03:54:38
Look, you don't have to talk to me.
03:54:41
Like such about.
03:54:42
A foul. Motherfucking balls. All right,
03:54:46
I forgot I don't have.
03:54:46
No, no, I don't know.
03:54:48
Yes, yes,
03:54:51
regardless.
03:54:51
So my brother.
03:54:53
Is then getting into it with the.
03:54:56
People in front of him who just kind of jokingly said,
03:54:59
because he was being so obnoxious and so vulgar
03:55:02
that the person in front of it was like, oh, can you sing better?
03:55:05
And he's just like,
03:55:07
don't.
03:55:08
Don't get into my.
03:55:09
Conversation.
03:55:11
With, the fuck does it matter to you?
03:55:13
And it's like he and like the guy was like, well, you said you could do it.
03:55:16
And then you fuck you, you, you.
03:55:18
And the guy was like, don't you? I'm over here.
03:55:21
You're in ruining my cover. See, they very.
03:55:23
And he's a union and he's liberal and he's voting for Biden just based on union.
03:55:28
And he is so different than the rest of my family,
03:55:32
my entire family, not just my immediate family, our cousins
03:55:35
and everything, which is very weird because he's influenced by the union.
03:55:39
I'm not gonna say what union he's a part of.
03:55:40
But it. Doesn't matter.
03:55:42
Doesn't matter. Yeah.
03:55:44
So he's all like.
03:55:45
And he's wearing a union communion party, like he just got done in the community
03:55:49
event that he took my mother to.
03:55:51
And I'm sure just based on those Democrat,
03:55:53
those specifics specifically could probably figure out what it was.
03:55:56
But he he likes to show off.
03:56:00
It's, sociopathic nature where when you're put under the gun
03:56:04
and you're being watched, do you want to show off?
03:56:06
Is that you're the most greatest person in the world?
03:56:09
I got Christmas parties.
03:56:10
He's, like, the most generous person.
03:56:12
And like, oh, he's giving extra stuff
03:56:14
to our little games that we're playing and stuff.
03:56:16
Even though my cousin was doing that, and the only reason
03:56:18
my cousin was doing it, because he was getting gift
03:56:20
cards from his work that he never went to, he didn't go to Starbucks.
03:56:24
He didn't go to fucking subway, like.
03:56:27
And so he would just go, hey, I got these gift cards from work that they gave us.
03:56:31
And so, like, I'm just going to add them to our little, little games that we play.
03:56:34
We play Tumblr, which is, Italian bingo and
03:56:39
All kinds of other shit.
03:56:39
Right?
03:56:41
Regardless, that's my brother.
03:56:43
He's been a fuckface. He's a he's still a fuckface.
03:56:45
But he literally, like, doubles down on this.
03:56:49
Yeah.
03:56:50
All this brother five years older than me, right?
03:56:52
Garry's age.
03:56:55
Younger than.
03:56:56
Gary.
03:56:57
Gary met him one time, and even Gary picked up.
03:57:00
I wanted to maybe tell the story on the on his end
03:57:03
because he's he's met their brother one time.
03:57:05
He's met my other brother
03:57:06
more than a handful of times and and he liked my other brother.
03:57:11
He met my other brother I think twice.
03:57:13
And it just seemed weird, even though, like
03:57:16
I'm closer in age with my my brother than I am Gary.
03:57:20
But regardless.
03:57:21
So this is.
03:57:22
This is the dumbest story. If you weren't
03:57:27
like, I'm just going on about dumb shit.
03:57:29
But so this dude in front of him is like.
03:57:35
Yeah.
03:57:36
Kind of like, what the.
03:57:38
What's your problem, man? And he's like.
03:57:40
He's like, oh.
03:57:42
It's better. Brother.
03:57:44
He almost got into a fight
03:57:46
in the middle of the Tigers game on Mother's Day, with my mother.
03:57:51
Sitting directly to his right.
03:57:53
Dude, anytime you get 20,000 people together, it doesn't surprise me.
03:57:58
You know.
03:58:00
Anytime my brother is involved, nothing surprises. Me.
03:58:02
Whenever he was the worse.
03:58:04
So generous that they didn't.
03:58:08
So let me ask you this, though.
03:58:09
You know your brother enough. Is he aware?
03:58:11
And does he take advantage of his situation ever?
03:58:14
He he is a sociopath. He is a narcissist.
03:58:17
So he is going to look for whatever opportunity
03:58:19
he has to make himself look great in the other person to.
03:58:22
Look like a piece of shit.
03:58:23
Does he mind?
03:58:24
Because he was called out he was being a dipshit.
03:58:26
He was being an asshole, and he was called out so he couldn't let that go.
03:58:30
And so he. Likes to combat it.
03:58:32
I was about to fucking punch him.
03:58:33
I told my mom after the game, I said, you should have slapped him in the.
03:58:38
Face, told him.
03:58:39
That that he is a disgrace
03:58:40
and we should have all walked out of the game and left him right there.
03:58:44
That is absolutely obnoxious.
03:58:45
On my mother's Facebook, she posted.
03:58:49
I did not know this.
03:58:50
My girlfriend told. Me this on my mother's Facebook.
03:58:52
She posted that she was at the game.
03:58:54
A friend of hers said, hey,
03:58:58
I noticed.
03:58:59
I thought I saw the game.
03:59:01
I thought that in a moment that there was maybe a fight going.
03:59:04
To break out with the people. In front of you.
03:59:06
I don't know what was going. On is everyone was everything.
03:59:08
Okay?
03:59:10
This was literally.
03:59:11
Not that far. Away from the person.
03:59:13
In front of us standing up, and my.
03:59:15
Brother having to then react.
03:59:17
That because the dude said something and my brother leaned in and was like,
03:59:21
what?
03:59:22
Like basically like,
03:59:23
what the fuck are you going to do when it comes to our interactions?
03:59:26
My brother in my interactions, when my brother.
03:59:30
My oldest, I don't want to try to send say names my oldest.
03:59:33
Brother has ever built. Up like that.
03:59:36
And you challenge him.
03:59:38
He he turns into a fucking pussy when he does that.
03:59:42
Oh, and we go, okay, that means you want to fucking fight.
03:59:45
And so we start going after him. He turned you.
03:59:49
Look, mom, mom, mom.
03:59:51
Is even as an adult, isn't he's he's he's.
03:59:56
I don't even know how old he is.
03:59:57
43. He's never moved out of my parent's house.
04:00:01
He is a hoarder.
04:00:02
There is a large bunch of shit in the garage.
04:00:05
There's a large bunch of shit in the basement.
04:00:07
He is refused to leave.
04:00:09
The whole reason the shit moved into the basement.
04:00:12
He goes. I moved it several times.
04:00:14
My father has moved it several times because his shit was over piling in.
04:00:19
The base in the.
04:00:20
Garage to where and it still is an issue.
04:00:23
My brother just recently moved his arcade.
04:00:25
Cabinet from the garage to the basement.
04:00:28
Because we have this.
04:00:30
Sterling Heights has now gotten the same shit that Warren has gotten.
04:00:33
The nobody has gotten the big,
04:00:36
Garbage cans and recycling.
04:00:37
Cans that they come and pick pick up.
04:00:39
With the forks.
04:00:40
And so we need more. No more space for them.
04:00:43
Game. Is it?
04:00:44
It was Mortal Kombat. The same.
04:00:46
The same motherfucking the same mortal fucking.
04:00:49
Kombat right there. Yeah.
04:00:51
Mortal Kombat two.
04:00:52
The exact same cabinet except full size, not fucking one up.
04:00:55
That's kind of why I have it, but that's not also why I have it.
04:00:58
But I helped my brother.
04:01:00
Yeah, because it's of the union. That he worked for.
04:01:03
It used to be down in the basement and he was, oh, he have this union event, so I.
04:01:07
Help him carry the fucking.
04:01:08
Thing up from the basement,
04:01:09
because it used to be like something
04:01:11
that we used in the basement when we were kids.
04:01:13
Like, he got it when he was in his early 20s, and.
04:01:15
We were also. Living at home, and he's in. His late.
04:01:18
It is.
04:01:19
I'm 30.
04:01:20
Fucking nine, you. Know.
04:01:22
I just want to say that.
04:01:24
He's. He's five years older. Than me.
04:01:26
So we had Mortal Kombat when you were a kid.
04:01:28
This. Is this is turning it.
04:01:29
No, we used to go to, like like mo, Mortal Kombat and Mortal Kombat two.
04:01:35
We used to. Because we went to Astros here.
04:01:38
Because it was getting.
04:01:38
On to, the wheels in.
04:01:41
In Ohio, I think there was a wheels in.
04:01:43
In Ohio or either that was in,
04:01:46
whatever.
04:01:47
But we we used to.
04:01:48
Print.
04:01:48
Out the movie list, the movie list of.
04:01:52
Every character and sell them at the arcades
04:01:55
because people like, that's how like the internet didn't exist fully.
04:01:58
And so.
04:01:59
In order to know all the, the.
04:02:01
Moves and the finishers and the animality and.
04:02:03
Barbarities and all that shit like.
04:02:06
Walkthroughs, guides.
04:02:08
No, I mean, it was a different game.
04:02:10
It was Mortal Kombat.
04:02:11
So it was more or less like button combination. Right?
04:02:13
How do.
04:02:14
You do this move how you do that, move, how you do that.
04:02:16
Finisher. But, yeah, go, go to.
04:02:19
What the fuck?
04:02:20
Whatever store, whatever computer store.
04:02:22
I would go there and they had books where you would get all the moves.
04:02:25
Yeah, they had that shit too. But.
04:02:28
That's a sidebar. But going back to.
04:02:30
My Tigers game story, sorry,
04:02:32
because we kind of sidebar.
04:02:33
So Tigers. Game. Sorry.
04:02:35
So so my brother is literally about to fight
04:02:38
this dude in front of him.
04:02:42
And I mentioned the
04:02:44
I guess that's kind of where it. Ends, but it nobody they were the.
04:02:49
For some reason
04:02:50
I stopped looking and I was so pissed off I was about to walk the fuck out.
04:02:55
We were like two steps away from somebody filming us
04:02:58
and my mother being, like, part of, like, sitting next to my brother
04:03:02
who's getting like, it had the other dude stood up and challenged him.
04:03:06
They would have been bitching at each other
04:03:08
face to face until the other one made a move.
04:03:12
And the dude was sitting next to another dude.
04:03:15
And I wouldn't have backed my brother.
04:03:17
My brother wouldn't have backed my my brother,
04:03:19
my mom on the back of my brother.
04:03:21
So would have been like two dudes versus another dude.
04:03:24
Sorry.
04:03:25
It's just like stories getting played off.
04:03:28
The fact that somebody that knew my mom saw us and so I oh,
04:03:33
you were having an issue with like, people in like, oh, I saw like we were so.
04:03:38
So I gotta, I gotta.
04:03:39
Go away from being, you know, social media video.
04:03:42
We were not that far away from being a social media.
04:03:44
Video or something that they would play on the. News.
04:03:46
And how do you know, like how do you know that you're not?
04:03:49
That's what I'm saying.
04:03:52
I can't believe my 40 plus year old brother.
04:03:55
Do you have your full lives at home on Mother's Day?
04:03:58
Is going to.
04:03:59
Pull up while you cut out your back?
04:04:02
Whatever.
04:04:03
I everyone gets the gist of what I'm trying to say.
04:04:05
I can't believe that my brother, 40 plus years old, has never moved out,
04:04:09
has been an issue in our entire lives, is still causing issue, and.
04:04:13
Is still creating embarrassment.
04:04:15
At a fucking public event on Mother's Day because he's just so obsessed.
04:04:21
I don't know. What the fuck the problem is, but I want to.
04:04:23
I honestly wish he would die, to be honest.
04:04:26
No you don't.
04:04:27
I would not feel sad if he died.
04:04:29
I honestly would not. Yeah you would.
04:04:31
I would feel bad for my parents.
04:04:33
I would personally not feel bad.
04:04:35
Especially if it happened right now.
04:04:36
And that was the last thing you said about. No, no.
04:04:39
Because I thought for a quick second before I said that and I said it anyway.
04:04:43
I am not one to. I'm not him.
04:04:46
I would feel a mild bit of remorse to where we could.
04:04:48
Things could not have been better.
04:04:50
I would not care.
04:04:51
It would be a relief. NBA relief. Has.
04:04:54
He's on some spectrum.
04:04:55
So that's why I was asking. So I personally.
04:04:58
I am not I am not capable. Of advantage.
04:05:02
He's got a look.
04:05:03
I think he takes the issues a lot farther than that.
04:05:05
This is. Controversial or.
04:05:07
Capable and leads.
04:05:08
This is controversial and this is psychological.
04:05:11
And this. Is maybe something that could be condemned.
04:05:13
As like.
04:05:16
Psychopathic to where I've been an abused.
04:05:20
I physically, mentally, emotionally one.
04:05:25
Hundred percent I have, I have not
04:05:29
I'm not capable of murder if I was, I would have.
04:05:32
Killed him a long time ago.
04:05:34
100%.
04:05:35
And I'm saying that straight up 100%.
04:05:37
I'm not just trying to blow smoke.
04:05:39
If I was capable of murder, which I am not, I would.
04:05:42
Have killed him.
04:05:43
And it would have made me happy.
04:05:44
I would have been one of those people that are in jail
04:05:46
for the rest of their lives, but for some reason they have this weird.
04:05:50
Relief that it's no.
04:05:52
Longer an issue anymore.
04:05:54
And I feel like I would be one of those people 100%.
04:05:56
As controversial as it sounds, or.
04:05:59
You have no idea the stress that the
04:06:02
the the crying, the questioning, the no matter what I did
04:06:08
because he was older than me, it was just that mental.
04:06:12
Hold it.
04:06:13
It's Stockholm syndrome type situation type shit. I
04:06:17
look, I.
04:06:18
I, I hang my head on something
04:06:21
that I came across which is probably not new. But,
04:06:25
a long time ago. But it was.
04:06:26
It was I.
04:06:27
I, I forget who said it, but it.
04:06:30
Was like, I, I, I am grateful for my teachers,
04:06:34
for what they taught me, but I am also ungrateful for them as well,
04:06:37
because, like, I've learned how to be a good person,
04:06:41
going through all that, I've learned how to not be an asshole.
04:06:44
I've learned how to, pick. And choose.
04:06:48
How I operate. And I am an
04:06:51
probably smarter than both of my brothers.
04:06:55
My middle brother is school smart.
04:06:58
I am, I am.
04:06:58
I look at both of them, and I kind of just wonder how why they're just dumb.
04:07:03
I am consciously aware.
04:07:04
I am so consciously aware it is ridiculous.
04:07:07
So from your from your point of view, valid or not,
04:07:11
if you think you're at a more,
04:07:14
intellectually higher level than them,
04:07:16
don't you feel obligated to now you are the big brother that you don't.
04:07:19
Yeah, it's really hard.
04:07:20
Yeah, that's what's really hard for me.
04:07:22
But instead of saying, well, yeah, that average. Height.
04:07:25
Prevented me from killing them, maybe you should go farther and tell them,
04:07:30
Not so much. Jay, did you oops.
04:07:32
At any point on mother's Day?
04:07:33
Not so much. My middle brother.
04:07:35
We could smoke a jay if you want, but I prefer this bowl.
04:07:38
If you, At any point during the everything that story you just said.
04:07:42
Did you say stop. Shut the fuck up
04:07:46
or any of that effect?
04:07:48
Oh, I pull back.
04:07:50
The problem is my parent, my parents, kind of.
04:07:52
My parents didn't know what to do with it.
04:07:54
Yeah, but of the things. That.
04:07:56
I don't, I don't mean to be so bold because they. Let it happen.
04:07:58
But maybe you're more intellectually wise than them to so you.
04:08:02
Because I find myself. I mean, I've. Always thought that.
04:08:03
But after my dad died and my father in law died,
04:08:06
and I would see shit like that happen, I'm like, wait,
04:08:09
I'm the only one that's going to stand up and stop this shit?
04:08:12
So when I go through that situation and I realize I didn't stop it,
04:08:16
it's kind of on me.
04:08:18
And I'm like, I didn't even fucking say a word.
04:08:19
I just stood back and I was like, first I was shocked and I was like, pissed.
04:08:22
And then I was just ashamed. I just wanted it to end.
04:08:25
I was like, I could have ended what I just said.
04:08:27
In what realm? Right?
04:08:29
Because I thought you were asking a different question.
04:08:31
But I know I'm asking if at any point you asked your older brother
04:08:35
that was acting an ass to stop acting an ass, or did you.
04:08:39
Owe one kid.
04:08:41
Kid gloves and be like.
04:08:42
Are you kidding me?
04:08:44
No, I didn't listen to.
04:08:46
I like, like, if you like, like 10% or 5% would be like.
04:08:51
So my next. Question, when I was a kid.
04:08:54
Does he not listen. Like,
04:08:58
It's just that laugh.
04:09:00
It's that. Sinister laugh.
04:09:03
He doesn't take anything serious or doesn't.
04:09:05
He tries to blow it off.
04:09:07
Like, I don't know, like.
04:09:10
You said, he's 40 years old.
04:09:12
Chronic, logical age.
04:09:13
What's what's his
04:09:16
what's his reasonable expectation?
04:09:18
What would you say?
04:09:19
I don't mean the the world or, you know,
04:09:23
because I have a I have a family member
04:09:25
who's like 30 something, but he's more like he's like 14.
04:09:29
Yeah. I had big
04:09:31
and I, he just he plays video games and he's his family takes care of him.
04:09:35
And I always wonder if he could be doing more.
04:09:38
And that's kind of that's kind of both my brothers.
04:09:41
But my.
04:09:41
My immediate oldest, my my.
04:09:44
Middle brother is.
04:09:45
Dealing with a medical condition that. Is.
04:09:48
Preventing him from doing stuff which they're still trying.
04:09:52
To figure out, which is very confusing.
04:09:53
And it's been very like hard for everyone.
04:09:58
The sugar.
04:09:59
Except except my oldest brother.
04:10:01
Which. He just has zero like.
04:10:03
Conscious zero.
04:10:05
Like that's why that's why some of the reason, I think, why I battle Gary's.
04:10:09
Consciousness is, is the end all be all of.
04:10:12
Because I've been around
04:10:14
someone my entire life that has zero consciousness.
04:10:16
And there's.
04:10:17
He picks and chooses when he wants to appear
04:10:20
to be a good person, or when he wants to be a good person.
04:10:23
And like Mother's Day at a Tigers game when my mom loves the Tigers
04:10:27
and this is like, what? She's she's eating it up.
04:10:30
You can tell she's whether it was you really are three kids.
04:10:34
And she said.
04:10:35
That sounds it sounds nice. Like my grandpa.
04:10:37
My grandpa was a and that's what like my brother doesn't understand like his.
04:10:41
He's just too stupid.
04:10:42
My grandpa was a huge Tigers fan.
04:10:44
Yeah, and that's why my mom. Is a huge Tigers. Fan.
04:10:47
So that's.
04:10:47
Why she has an affinity. To it.
04:10:49
Because your mom and.
04:10:50
All that. Is your mom in her 70s?
04:10:54
She's in her almost 70s.
04:10:56
My dad's, 70.
04:10:58
Four, 75, almost midlife.
04:11:00
And my mom is in her late 60s, early 70s.
04:11:04
So, in all honesty, six years apart.
04:11:07
I just said, I don't know the exact, but.
04:11:09
How did your mom take the retirement of Miggy Cabrera?
04:11:12
My mom was pretty shaken up.
04:11:14
I don't know, there was a lot of, Cabrera
04:11:16
jerseys at the game, but I kind of joked and said, oh, these.
04:11:20
It was a lot of kids because it was like, the parents are too lazy to.
04:11:24
Buy New Jersey's.
04:11:26
But, I don't know.
04:11:28
He was great.
04:11:28
He I like the you. Can't hate them.
04:11:31
You can't, I can I understand the criticisms.
04:11:33
But you can't hate them.
04:11:34
I know nothing about baseball, but I know everybody's bitching about black pants.
04:11:38
Pants are supposed to be white or gray and baseball, apparently.
04:11:41
But now the Tigers. Give the word.
04:11:42
Black pants. I don't, not me.
04:11:44
All they do is get all. Dusty and dirty. Anyway, that's.
04:11:47
That's why you're not supposed to wear black pants. But.
04:11:49
But they get dusty.
04:11:51
When they're dirty. When they're white. So that's why you.
04:11:54
Well, do they, though?
04:11:55
It's just easier to bleach the fuck out of them.
04:11:56
Is the. I don't know.
04:11:59
Maybe they should all be in cotton instead of polyester.
04:12:01
Who gives. A shit?
04:12:02
Oh that's racist.
04:12:03
That's just my last Seinfeld reference.
04:12:06
There's like ten of them in this one.
04:12:08
Well, I don't know.
04:12:09
So I guess I, I did get I feel like I didn't get the end of my story,
04:12:13
but even.
04:12:13
There was no end of the story. But.
04:12:17
I just I just don't know what to make of
04:12:19
the instance of like, my brother wanting to fight somebody
04:12:24
who was sitting in front of him, who had nothing to do with anything.
04:12:26
Oh, so waves. Right? So,
04:12:29
my other brother, who also has had issues
04:12:32
in previous past who, made a dumb mistake, that is, it is out of character.
04:12:36
But, it had,
04:12:39
alcohol was the.
04:12:39
Influence and also his medical condition.
04:12:44
He may have.
04:12:46
Without remembering, made a factually change.
04:12:49
My opinion.
04:12:51
Oh, that just made a.
04:12:52
Threat to a business that he used to work at.
04:12:54
But he didn't really make a threat.
04:12:55
He just said that I wished something potentially could happen.
04:13:00
But careful saying I'm going to do anything.
04:13:02
But it was the for some reason, but it didn't hold up in court. But
04:13:12
He's always had great grades.
04:13:14
He's been the smartest person in our family.
04:13:17
But like, it's really weird because.
04:13:18
I'm like, it's just kind of disappointing both of them, to.
04:13:21
Be honest, because like, even him at the game.
04:13:24
There was this like, dude.
04:13:26
And he almost like he kind of was snotty with the dude in front of him.
04:13:29
And it's just like, dude, like we're at a game with our mom.
04:13:31
I don't know if the fuck like, it's Mother's Day.
04:13:33
Who gives a shit? Shut the fuck up.
04:13:35
We almost missed like a play or we missed part of a play, whatever.
04:13:38
But there was a the the weird thing was there was this, like, dude, that was all
04:13:42
in, like, they've got the baseball or like,
04:13:47
I've got a shirt where it's the American flag on the back
04:13:49
and it's draped downwards,
04:13:51
and they've got like a million shirts that look the same.
04:13:53
There's a baseball one where it's like baseball bats and like,
04:13:55
the stars are baseballs, and the baseball bats are the stripes.
04:13:59
It's American. Whatever.
04:14:01
I don't think this guy with probably was ever in the military,
04:14:03
but he was one of those dudes that probably acted like he wanted to be.
04:14:07
He was trying so.
04:14:09
Hard to get people to do the wave at the game,
04:14:14
and he was like, he tried and.
04:14:16
He tried and he tried and he was.
04:14:18
So annoying.
04:14:20
And he was yelling at.
04:14:21
People and like just barking orders.
04:14:23
And finally.
04:14:24
He did. Get a decent wave. Going.
04:14:27
And then right when the way was going.
04:14:29
Around, because we were in the outfield
04:14:31
and then it's going around by the home plate.
04:14:33
We ended up making an error right where.
04:14:35
The wave was.
04:14:36
And like, I would just, I would I wouldn't make that joke,
04:14:39
but I would knowingly know how to make it
04:14:42
in a friendly way to where it's going to come across as like,
04:14:46
Like, oh, but my brother doesn't know this is my middle brother.
04:14:50
No, doesn't know really how to do that.
04:14:52
And so he, like, comes across as kind of razzing the guy and kind of.
04:14:55
Like shitting on him.
04:14:57
Luckily, the guy was nice to just kind of go,
04:15:00
oh, you ever, Like joking around?
04:15:03
Thank God.
04:15:05
Otherwise we would have had a second cigaret situation on our hand.
04:15:08
But then the guy.
04:15:09
Like, reminiscing about, like,
04:15:11
I don't know, probably back when he was younger at,
04:15:13
Tiger Stadium, and it was just kind of corny
04:15:15
and just really weird because the guy just wanted to get himself over and,
04:15:20
because that's what he was like.
04:15:21
If he had made that wave going around and the Tigers ended up winning,
04:15:25
he probably would have felt like he had something to do with the Tigers
04:15:28
winning 100%.
04:15:32
But then he corroborated with, like somebody like several sections over
04:15:35
he like, left his seat, found 70 several sections over
04:15:39
and was trying to orchestrate another wave to. Go.
04:15:42
Even though the Tigers at that point were down, like, I don't know, eight runs.
04:15:47
And it God bless him for effort.
04:15:51
But it was just kind of sad because he's like.
04:15:53
That's the best time for a rally.
04:15:55
That's when you need the rally.
04:15:56
Is he whatever he knows what.
04:15:58
They did a mini rally.
04:15:59
But when you got when the game's down like that, you got nothing better to do.
04:16:03
But I got to I got to back you up.
04:16:05
You would refer, but you would refer to a bunch
04:16:07
of criminals at the game I wanted to talk about.
04:16:10
Yeah, well, who?
04:16:11
The ones that were wearing a flag as as clothing.
04:16:14
That's one of.
04:16:14
That's a huge pet peeve of mine.
04:16:16
I didn't see that there were a flag is clothing.
04:16:18
I just said it's become kind of this gimmick where there's like,
04:16:21
I initially my, my company that I work for has a similar looking shirt.
04:16:26
Yeah. Everyone I was doing.
04:16:27
Everyone does when I was young, but it's codified into law.
04:16:30
Part D of the flag code
04:16:31
says the flag should never be used as wearing apparel, betting or drapery.
04:16:35
It should never be fined.
04:16:36
Yeah, that's what you're showing me right now. Folds.
04:16:41
It goes on and on and on.
04:16:42
She'll never be fastened to even a.
04:16:44
Who is saying this, though?
04:16:46
Where is this coming from? Cornell.
04:16:48
The United States of code.
04:16:51
I forgot how to say it here for U.S code.
04:16:53
Respect for the flag, but it's just.
04:16:55
Do people do it all dated?
04:16:58
It's it's accurate.
04:16:59
It's still enacted.
04:17:01
I would say.
04:17:01
Is there like a date in which that was initially okay.
04:17:05
Right there is I it.
04:17:06
No. 1990.
04:17:07
Eight I'm sure have in 1497 when the 1497 statute.
04:17:13
Well, that's a little early I think that's the. No.
04:17:15
Yeah.
04:17:15
It's a little early as opposed to 1998.
04:17:19
No. I mean, as opposed to, When the why is it.
04:17:22
When. It click it, why is it, why. Is it reference then.
04:17:27
Oh of course.
04:17:28
Fuck you.
04:17:32
Fucking Cornell covered up there.
04:17:34
Bullshit. Propaganda. That's all that is.
04:17:37
It's taking me to universities.
04:17:39
Yeah, these big.
04:17:40
It's taking me right to the document. I just had. It. Does it?
04:17:42
Is it really?
04:17:43
Yeah. It's just document 1497. Oh, yeah.
04:17:47
Yeah, I'm sure.
04:17:47
I don't know a lot about history,
04:17:48
but I'm pretty sure the United States started somewhere around 1776.
04:17:55
So what does this document have to do with anything then?
04:17:58
It's when it was codified into law by 105th Congress in 1998.
04:18:02
That's all.
04:18:03
Which is.
04:18:03
Really funny because, some of. These,
04:18:06
But but it was probably just. Protest.
04:18:08
It was added edited or,
04:18:10
amended.
04:18:12
Some of these protests.
04:18:13
I forget. Which ones. Exactly.
04:18:15
But I'm sure if I. Did a quick Google search, but some of the
04:18:20
Counter argument is that.
04:18:22
Oh, these.
04:18:24
These things were drafted in the 1800s.
04:18:26
I think it's a lot of the, racists.
04:18:28
These supposed.
04:18:30
Racist.
04:18:30
Things that they're like, oh, these bills are so old.
04:18:33
They they date back to the 1800s. Whatever.
04:18:36
Well, what about, what about the Bill of rights?
04:18:39
What about the the Constitution?
04:18:40
So do we rewrite those?
04:18:43
Do those.
04:18:44
Not count as much because they're. Old?
04:18:46
I'm pretty sure you know, thou shalt not kill.
04:18:48
Thou shalt not.
04:18:49
Wait. Those aren't amendments.
04:18:51
Those are committed.
04:18:52
I know. Right. But,
04:18:55
amendment.
04:18:56
Don't kill.
04:18:58
I like that, though.
04:18:59
You gotta write down thou shalt not kill.
04:19:01
I mean, shouldn't that just be assumed?
04:19:03
But it's just.
04:19:03
Weird how they don't understand that something that's.
04:19:06
Old can still be very much like the rule of thumb. It's
04:19:12
it's very it's very basic.
04:19:15
The older the more basic.
04:19:17
You gotta have a. Code.
04:19:18
Not to wear other people's clothing.
04:19:20
Well, when you.
04:19:21
Look at you, you get you look at older computers, they're more basic.
04:19:25
You look at older math. More basic.
04:19:28
Depending on how old you get. But then once.
04:19:30
You get a hit, a certain old, all of a sudden you get this weird,
04:19:33
complex math that comes out of nowhere when it comes to evolutionary.
04:19:36
Same, same zeros and ones.
04:19:40
Computers are the same as they were back then.
04:19:41
Somehow there was this plateau that disappears
04:19:44
and then reappears and then disappears and. Reappears.
04:19:46
Now Moore's law.
04:19:47
We broke Moore's Law a long time ago.
04:19:50
Why is there a picture, Gary there?
04:19:52
Oh, because that's the good. Question.
04:19:54
I first listen to.
04:19:55
I wanted to call you guys to say you're idiots.
04:19:59
The human remains are sacred.
04:20:01
You know, it's like it can't be messed with.
04:20:03
What does that mean?
04:20:04
May not have broken any local laws, but they, giant taboo.
04:20:09
What? Whatever.
04:20:10
I think I would display that on my mantel.
04:20:13
That's kind of.
04:20:15
Well, I'm not a fan of one more.
04:20:16
That's like grandpa's.
04:20:18
Hold on.
04:20:20
But, no, you shouldn't be allowed to do that.
04:20:22
No human remains.
04:20:23
Okay, everyone, he already said.
04:20:25
That was about the skull in the woods, right?
04:20:28
I know he already said. Heavens, I thought he.
04:20:30
And I. Still never understood that story of the.
04:20:32
Is the skull just was there or a place placed there in honor?
04:20:38
It seems like the grand, the great.
04:20:42
The grandfather died, and somehow the father was.
04:20:46
Able to just leave the dead body in the woods behind the house because,
04:20:51
there.
04:20:52
Was documentation.
04:20:53
Of the head. Of.
04:20:57
There was documentation.
04:20:58
Of the.
04:21:01
Process.
04:21:02
Of which this is. Sitting here now.
04:21:04
It's decomposing more, decomposing more.
04:21:07
It's decomposing more.
04:21:08
That's why the person in the story said that they wanted to just burn
04:21:11
all of the, like, all of the documentation, but I.
04:21:14
Don't know if it's if the.
04:21:17
Grandfather died and said, hey, this is something
04:21:20
I want done with my body, or if the grandfather died
04:21:24
and his son went, well, I'm just going to do this with the body
04:21:28
or I'm just going to check this out back and then make an excuse later.
04:21:34
It's very concerning.
04:21:36
Regardless of the three possible,
04:21:40
the. Only one I would accept is if he wrote down
04:21:43
in a will and said, I want my skull to be remain even.
04:21:47
Further. Behind my. House.
04:21:48
I want to I want to be buried on top of the land or not buried.
04:21:53
I just want I want my dead body to be
04:21:55
splayed about on top of the grass on the back end of my property.
04:21:59
But if there was another until it decomposes now fuck you, get it off the.
04:22:03
Get it off.
04:22:04
Are you allowed to do that?
04:22:05
Probably not.
04:22:06
But at today's standards, would you be allowed to do that if I died?
04:22:10
If I had it? Oh well. That's a great. Question.
04:22:12
If I own property, I want my dead body to just be laid out like like this.
04:22:17
Whatever on the ground, on the grass, and just left alone forever.
04:22:22
We have ashes of a of a loved one that another loved one
04:22:25
has kind of clung to and never did any ceremony when it was first.
04:22:30
I'm sorry, when he first died
04:22:33
and the ashes came into her possession,
04:22:36
we were looking around and what to do with them.
04:22:37
And it's illegal.
04:22:38
You cannot dump ashes wherever you want because. Yeah.
04:22:41
So my my girlfriend's, mother passed away from us.
04:22:45
During Covid, and they actually.
04:22:46
Illegally buried, some of the ashes at her grandmother,
04:22:51
right at her grandmother's plot or her mother's plot.
04:22:54
My point is, I think the laws and the people doing it don't give a fuck.
04:22:59
It all depends.
04:23:00
If you love someone in it.
04:23:01
Yeah, if you love someone else. What's the difference?
04:23:04
I'm saying I'm going to talk to a person if I'm trying to decide,
04:23:07
you know, their loyalty in their honor, I'm going to ask them, hey,
04:23:10
are you going to follow some ordinance or some law
04:23:13
or your last loved ones will and testament?
04:23:15
And if they ever answered the law, I'm cutting them out.
04:23:18
They're idiots.
04:23:20
I mean, there's a small amount buried with her mother.
04:23:23
There is a small amount on their mantel.
04:23:25
And there was going to be a small.
04:23:26
Amount that are buried in a garden that they're going to do at their cottage.
04:23:29
So it's like the.
04:23:30
Weirdest thing I ever did, a funeral or for a funeral.
04:23:33
A buddy of mine died and he was cremated.
04:23:35
We had a ceremony.
04:23:39
I'm going to say it on it.
04:23:39
We sprinkled a little bit of them in a joint and smoked him.
04:23:42
You actually did that?
04:23:43
You did the how high? Yep.
04:23:45
We see him.
04:23:48
No. And so it was who?
04:23:50
He's fake.
04:23:51
That's bullshit. That movie. Fake.
04:23:52
What movie?
04:23:54
How high. That's the premise of the movie.
04:23:56
Well, the premise of the movie.
04:23:57
I was there, buddy died, and they mixed his ashes in the into the dirt.
04:24:02
And they grew a plant out of the dirt.
04:24:04
And then when they smoked it, they could see him.
04:24:06
And so they ended up getting into Harvard
04:24:09
and then ended up passing all the classes.
04:24:11
But they were just a bunch of red man and Method Man.
04:24:14
The rappers from Wu-Tang clan,
04:24:17
Redman, Method Man.
04:24:19
Yeah. Yeah, me too.
04:24:21
Me. Hey, you grew up
04:24:24
Redman?
04:24:25
No, I don't.
04:24:27
See the one that did pimp my ride, man.
04:24:30
No, that was exhibit.
04:24:31
Definitely that dude, I know that Robin was on, I.
04:24:34
Play I play a retarded person on the show a lot.
04:24:36
But as far as rap goes, I seriously don't know.
04:24:39
And it's fine, because that's where I fill in and Gary pretends to fill in.
04:24:43
Which is why I was so mad that he ducked that last look at my friend.
04:24:47
Oh cool. J is is like his boner rapper.
04:24:50
If you, my friend, can suck the dick of any rapper, it would be.
04:24:54
Cool J but yeah, go ahead.
04:24:56
The smoking my friend's ashes are the real story I didn't know was a movie plot.
04:25:01
And what year was this?
04:25:02
What year is this?
04:25:03
That we smoked it. Yeah,
04:25:06
I don't know.
04:25:07
It was, I mean, I could say.
04:25:09
I can say I was like 2004, maybe.
04:25:12
Way before that.
04:25:14
Okay, well, you invented it then. No.
04:25:18
No way.
04:25:20
And it wasn't me.
04:25:20
I mean.
04:25:21
Obviously that was. We didn't. Yeah.
04:25:23
2001 was, How high?
04:25:25
Which is a great movie.
04:25:25
It's actually a great movie.
04:25:28
Hilarious. I don't. Want to.
04:25:29
I don't want to dox anybody on the show, but he's a disc golfer.
04:25:32
I'm sure you know the person.
04:25:34
That even people, even people.
04:25:35
That don't like black stuff or rap and stuff like that.
04:25:38
Wait. Hold on. What's black stuff?
04:25:41
I don't know, whatever.
04:25:43
I've. Everyone has found this movie funny.
04:25:46
Same thing with Soul Plane.
04:25:47
Soul plane is a hilarious movie.
04:25:49
Whether you like black people or.
04:25:50
Is it is soul playing the black face guy?
04:25:53
I mean. No Soul Plane was actually.
04:25:54
Kevin Hart before, like I didn't.
04:25:56
I had no idea who he was.
04:25:58
I thought he was kind of annoying. In the role, but he fit it.
04:26:00
Fucking perfectly.
04:26:01
But, Soul Plane Red man's in it as well.
04:26:04
Snoop Dogg, it's a it's a black guy gets into a situation where he gets,
04:26:09
and this is honestly like foreshadowing today's culture
04:26:13
where something happens to him negatively on an airplane.
04:26:15
I forget what it was.
04:26:16
I think it's the some of the toilet seat.
04:26:18
He takes a shit in the seat and then secretly gets stuck.
04:26:21
His ass gets stuck to the seat, he ends up suing the airline
04:26:24
and he ends up,
04:26:26
becoming like a billionaire.
04:26:28
He ends up buying his own airline or buying out the airline or whatever the fuck.
04:26:32
And so like, N.W.A was,
04:26:35
niggas with attitude was a hip hop group.
04:26:38
He had NWA, which.
04:26:40
Was nigga with airline, which was just, it's just.
04:26:43
It's hilarious.
04:26:44
That's them doing it like, that's, that's.
04:26:46
Me calling the movie, like, Yeah.
04:26:48
No, I. Mean. Yeah, it doesn't bother.
04:26:50
Me if, if, if I wasn't quoting the movie, I swear. To you that I.
04:26:55
Put the H on it to emphasize it's nigga.
04:26:59
Have you ever heard of the movie Soul Man?
04:27:01
Black face?
04:27:01
Yeah, for sure, for sure.
04:27:03
But I mean, even if I were to accidentally.
04:27:05
Not put the nigga. On there, I will never.
04:27:09
Say any form of nigga I.
04:27:12
You know, I'm scared of that.
04:27:14
Definitely 100%.
04:27:16
But yeah.
04:27:16
So, man, yeah, I remember that. This white guy,
04:27:19
white guy couldn't get a job, so he did blackface to get a job.
04:27:23
It was his name, Justin Trudeau.
04:27:29
I can't hear it.
04:27:33
Weird.
04:27:34
I can't hear it.
04:27:35
I'm sure maybe the audience could.
04:27:37
Should be.
04:27:54
Oh, he he what?
04:27:57
Whoops. I just think that an accident.
04:28:00
Don't know what just happened.
04:28:01
Yeah. Blackface movie.
04:28:02
There's no way they could do that nowadays.
04:28:05
It's a horrible. Movie.
04:28:05
No, for some reason, your shit is not audible.
04:28:09
I've. And now I want to.
04:28:12
Backtrack and see.
04:28:13
If mine was audible.
04:28:15
What?
04:28:15
I didn't change anything. I didn't do anything.
04:28:17
So sick of this stuff.
04:28:19
On the low. And it was nice telling.
04:28:22
Somebody sabotaged. Us because.
04:28:24
I as I was commenting on it. About me.
04:28:27
Not hearing it, I definitely. Could not hear it.
04:28:29
So what?
04:28:32
Yeah.
04:28:33
Well then let's just end because I don't know what the fuck's wrong.
04:28:37
I'm sure maybe.
04:28:38
Yeah.
04:28:38
See, Jimmy.
04:28:40
This is my work phone, but that's great.
04:28:43
Let me reshare and see what happens.
04:28:49
I feel I feel a little retarded.
04:28:52
It's all right.
04:28:53
We're at the back into the show.
04:28:54
So if anyone is hanging. On this long.
04:28:56
God motherfucking mercy.
04:28:58
Yeah, but we heard the.
04:28:59
Are you people. We heard the. The.
04:29:02
Bumper.
04:29:04
Was so. Bumper.
04:29:05
I wonder if it has any of the videos been playing.
04:29:09
Your shit is not audible.
04:29:11
We heard the the bumper, but we could not hear what you were sharing.
04:29:15
What about now?
04:29:18
Well, we've got to wait because there is a delay, so.
04:29:30
Yeah.
04:29:31
If I didn't finish my.
04:29:31
Story from earlier, I just wanted to say that my brother's a complete asshole.
04:29:34
And he can go fuck himself. And I kind of wish he would die.
04:29:36
And if he died.
04:29:37
I feel sort of seven.
04:29:38
Not really sad. It'd be very relieved.
04:29:40
I don't make.
04:29:41
You sound exactly like an asshole to.
04:29:44
Know if.
04:29:45
Yeah, I.
04:29:45
Know, and I fully understand
04:29:46
these people that, like, murder someone because they were pushed to the brink.
04:29:50
Well, look, dude, like that.
04:29:51
There's a comedian. I don't.
04:29:53
So there's the definition of a family member.
04:29:55
It's somebody you love who you also, at the same time, want to kill.
04:30:01
No, I just, I, There's these
04:30:03
weird people that do murder someone, and they just have this weird relief.
04:30:07
They don't care that they're in jail the rest of their life.
04:30:09
They have this.
04:30:10
Weird relief that is released from them.
04:30:12
I feel like.
04:30:14
If that were to happen, I would have that same feel of release.
04:30:18
But I, I don't think I,
04:30:20
I would not be capable of doing that, but
04:30:24
guess what?
04:30:24
If if my brother were to die, go ahead and investigate me, I don't care.
04:30:28
See you there. So let's rock three.
04:30:30
All right, I'll go through that and see if it's free.
04:30:34
Love. It may. Be me.
04:30:36
It may not be. I'll never.
04:30:38
I'm okay with you, investigating me.
04:30:40
Because if he.
04:30:41
If he does die.
04:30:42
Probably is very dry.
04:30:45
General.
04:30:48
So now that George.
04:30:50
I always thought after George.
04:30:51
You're gonna go to jail.
04:30:52
I always thought that meant a geography. But.
04:30:54
So for today, that means so how's George feeling mentally?
04:30:59
I'm just saying, if my brother ever dies, I don't.
04:31:02
I don't blame anyone for coming after me.
04:31:04
I would expect it.
04:31:05
And it may if he ends up dying randomly, it.
04:31:07
Probably was me.
04:31:09
I'll admit that's no jujitsu.
04:31:12
Either me or my brother.
04:31:13
It would either. Be me or my other.
04:31:15
Brother.
04:31:16
On a closing note, that was some jujitsu alibi.
04:31:19
There. But dude, I'm fine here.
04:31:21
I can hear. You.
04:31:22
I will.
04:31:22
Take it. With you. People that will go.
04:31:25
I did this, and I'll tell you a relieved detective.
04:31:28
There's no way I would have admitted it on May 14th at 232 on a podcast.
04:31:33
And then. No, I would just go, yeah, I did it.
04:31:35
Yeah, 100%. Yeah.
04:31:37
Well, if you stand up for something, usually a consequence.
04:31:39
So you got to be willing to pay the price if you really want to sacrifice that.
04:31:42
But I think you're just.
04:31:43
It's not I, I would be in that realm.
04:31:46
I feel like 100% I would be in that realm where I know I did something wrong.
04:31:50
I would know that it was something I shouldn't have done.
04:31:52
I know I've hurt people, but I would have that weird relief.
04:31:56
You know those people you've seen those stories
04:31:58
where they have that weird, calming relief that they know they did something wrong
04:32:01
and they're in jail the rest of their lives,
04:32:02
but for some reason, they feel exonerated in some my
04:32:06
I feel like a tortured,
04:32:10
honestly, I could go for
04:32:12
I could go for podcasts and podcasts and how I was.
04:32:16
Just mentally like fucked by my.
04:32:20
Oldest brother 100. Percent.
04:32:22
I'm glad you said just mentally.
04:32:23
Just depleted and just.
04:32:25
Felt made to feel whatever any, any.
04:32:29
Hey wait wait
04:32:31
wait wait.
04:32:31
Mental instability was projected on me.
04:32:35
You said manipulated so that that implies that it was like
04:32:38
on purpose and vindictive.
04:32:40
I don't know, it probably may or may not, but it's all depends on circumstance,
04:32:44
whatever, whatever he wanted at the moment, whatever he wanted
04:32:47
at the moment.
04:32:48
So just small sample like so he he would
04:32:51
the Columbia house and all these, the key things that you would order from.
04:32:55
Right, that you could if you weren't of age,
04:32:58
you technically didn't have to pay for them,
04:33:00
but they would still send them to you.
04:33:01
And if you didn't pay.
04:33:03
They would just send you a bill or two,
04:33:04
and then they'd stop sending you a bill because.
04:33:06
And then if they ever did come after you,
04:33:08
they didn't they weren't paying attention to age.
04:33:12
And so that was one of the things that he was doing.
04:33:15
I did it as well because we all did it.
04:33:19
My brother, like, we just a lot of.
04:33:21
People did it.
04:33:24
And so I had,
04:33:25
Brand new CDs that I had barely touched.
04:33:28
And because he had a CD that had a scratch on it,
04:33:32
that was the same CD, he would blame me for either scratching a CD.
04:33:37
Or for me.
04:33:38
Grabbing his CD, swapping it out for mine
04:33:41
and giving him the scratch one while I had the brand.
04:33:44
New looking one.
04:33:46
This is not like a one off story.
04:33:48
This is like a whole bunch of times.
04:33:50
So just just that alone.
04:33:52
She kind of tell you
04:33:54
the dynamic of the person that you're kind of dealing with.
04:33:57
Right?
04:33:58
So the older older sibling, younger sibling dynamic off the bat.
04:34:02
But it does not it does not end, though.
04:34:05
It does not end though. That's changed.
04:34:08
He, he wants he wants just open the door of my room.
04:34:12
And then pissed on my.
04:34:13
Floor and then walked out.
04:34:16
I even woke it up a bunch of times just being humped.
04:34:21
During the middle of the like.
04:34:22
Just out of a dead sleep, just being humped.
04:34:24
Just because he thought it was funny.
04:34:26
On being licked. In the face.
04:34:27
And when we used to, when, me and my brother
04:34:31
would, would, beat him in a video game, we get spit directly in our face.
04:34:35
He'd spit in our faces directly.
04:34:41
Yeah, yeah.
04:34:43
That's the kind of trauma that I grew up with.
04:34:45
Yeah. And there's still has to be.
04:34:49
I mean, I don't know.
04:34:51
Yeah. No, I, I could.
04:34:52
I could even, I could, I. Could go even. Further.
04:34:54
But like just, just those instances alone, just and then, and.
04:34:58
Then tying in with what I just told you at the Tigers game when he's 43 years old,
04:35:03
never moved out of his parents house and is a hoarder and has a bunch of shit.
04:35:06
He can't even sleep on his bed sometimes like.
04:35:10
Because he has that much of a hoard.
04:35:15
Yeah, no, I can keep going, but I don't want to.
04:35:18
But it's hilarious.
04:35:21
Yeah.
04:35:21
Can we hear this?
04:35:25
And which in
04:35:27
both end.
04:35:32
Nothing so far live but on the or.
04:35:35
No. On the playback.
04:35:36
On the live? Yes.
04:35:41
Know how we kept of the same amount of viewers?
04:35:44
And every time you.
04:35:47
Do this, the ebbs and flows.
04:35:51
We in.
04:35:56
Where'd you get this game?
04:35:57
From other the blacks again.
04:36:00
It's pretty hot.
04:36:02
Pretty hot for much it.
04:36:03
I'm just getting started. You?
04:36:07
I don't like the overly manicured around one.
04:36:13
I've never heard the theme it this.
04:36:17
I absolutely hate
04:36:19
the over manicured eyebrows because they literally look like this out.
04:36:23
Yeah. In my opinion, they look like this.
04:36:27
I've never heard our song change tempo.
04:36:29
It it always changes their song.
04:36:31
Good. Okay. Yeah, that's what I thought too.
04:36:34
It's like, what you started to.
04:36:41
It doesn't mesh in.
04:36:42
Well, it's there, but it. Doesn't really.
04:36:45
Pop on that.
04:36:46
And it pops on the there and not on your end.
04:36:50
Where are you going to?
04:36:51
Who's providing what content?
04:36:56
There's only one song that really meshes
04:36:58
really, really, really well.
04:37:08
This is Panties Horse.
04:37:10
He could help us with a song about that song.
04:37:14
There's tons of.
04:37:19
Spots to go see what's in your pants.
04:37:23
And I'm gonna make you, like, kind of throw us.
04:37:30
On. They don't want us to,
04:37:33
but I.
04:37:36
Love.
04:37:46
It's a single item.
04:37:48
The other piece.
04:37:49
I said, keep it secret and you tell them no and go.
04:37:53
Find some way. To
04:37:56
go. Break it out to make it okay.
04:37:59
What's in your pants?
04:38:01
And I'm coming for you guys.
04:38:03
Coming up.
04:38:04
Gonna I?
04:38:11
Please, Laura,
04:38:12
if you.
04:38:16
Sound like someone trying to compensate for something
04:38:18
you. Not.
04:38:25
You get it?
04:38:29
You know, it's like.
04:38:30
Yeah.
04:38:32
They try
04:38:34
to change you,
04:38:37
but you might.
04:38:41
That's kind of cool.
04:38:42
If I grab some stuff.
04:38:45
But can I say that you want. To do that?
04:38:47
No information.
04:38:52
Did I say that?
04:38:56
I, Mahalla haha.
04:38:59
I need more information.
04:39:01
You look more like goofy or some kind of Disney dog than you do a Hassidic Jew.
04:39:06
Kind of. Right.
04:39:08
Okay, now I need to do this.
04:39:09
So all I have to.
04:39:12
Say is this looks way better with the hat off.
04:39:14
With the dog.
04:39:15
But even though it's just too shiny of a, it's preventing the aliens from,
04:39:19
reaching into my nose and my, Jewish brain to seal all the money.
04:39:24
The Jewish brain has meant the whole whole horde.
04:39:26
All the money. So is the Jewish nose.
04:39:30
Da freaking rules.
04:39:33
That was.
04:39:34
Draw it. He's right.
04:39:37
What?
04:39:38
I this is offensive.
04:39:41
Not to me. I'm not Jewish.
04:39:43
I already put the black shirt in the laundry,
04:39:45
so I'm not going to go back Muslim.
04:39:47
Otherwise, I gotta run over the laundry, the washing machine and pull it back out
04:39:50
and then wrap it around my. Why?
04:39:52
Why are the mothers my
04:39:54
why do the Muslims have to be black?
04:39:57
Oh, just because. It's their garb.
04:39:59
I don't know the A level where the, the white with the weird little
04:40:03
like thing over the, the little brown rope that's like somehow over their heads.
04:40:09
That's just Egypt shin thing.
04:40:12
That's sort of it. It's they co-opted it.
04:40:14
I don't know.
04:40:18
I don't know, some people believe.
04:40:19
I believe, I want to believe. Yeah. See?
04:40:23
And then some people have no idea.
04:40:24
I have no idea.
04:40:26
Oh, of course, of course you do. Yeah.
04:40:29
But no, especially with like, the scraggly.
04:40:30
Long hair here and.
04:40:32
The the Jew twirls and then the. Yeah, yeah.
04:40:35
You're mochi.
04:40:36
I mean, of course everyone.
04:40:38
Loves the yarmulke.
04:40:39
I mean, who wouldn't of the ohmygod.
04:40:42
I love the other man does.
04:40:45
That man loves the oh my God.
04:40:46
I mean. Of course.
04:40:47
I'm assuming like not only him, but like.
04:40:50
A whole crowd. Of people would.
04:40:51
Right? Like, I love the Omega.
04:40:53
Oh no no no, no regard.
04:40:57
Oh my God.
04:41:00
Why exactly do they love the yamaka?
04:41:04
I thought.
04:41:07
I thought that they were kind of,
04:41:09
against the yamaka.
04:41:13
And why do they keep yelling free Palestine?
04:41:15
They know that that's going to attract Jews.
04:41:20
No, nothing.
04:41:23
Nothing.
04:41:23
And that old joke there.
04:41:25
I don't know, breaking news.
04:41:27
This is just an.
04:41:36
Breaking news.
04:41:38
George Yarmouk is falling off, and he just found out.
04:41:43
He ran out of beer.
04:41:45
I mean, the show's over.
04:41:49
No, I have wine and liquor.
04:41:52
I do have. To like Bordeaux.
04:41:54
I do have to board a plane. In, like.
04:41:57
So. It's almost three.
04:41:59
Flat.
04:42:00
In about seven hours.
04:42:01
I have to board a plane.
04:42:04
I'll get there.
04:42:05
Liquor before beer.
04:42:06
Never fear. Beer before.
04:42:08
Liquor never sicker.
04:42:10
I've never.
04:42:11
So you only get that adage when you drink bullshit.
04:42:14
If you drink good shit, it doesn't. Matter what.
04:42:16
What you drink first or second or last or too much of.
04:42:19
So your choice is shit.
04:42:20
Either way, you either drink good shit or bullshit.
04:42:23
Maybe you shouldn't drink shit.
04:42:25
I. Drink, you drink one hit one.
04:42:29
I drank one Bud.
04:42:31
Light, I drank one Miller Lite, And had a headache,
04:42:36
about an hour later.
04:42:38
But I've had. 12 blue moons.
04:42:41
And not had a headache.
04:42:43
Even the next day.
04:42:45
Miller lights.
04:42:46
I am. Bud Light. Corona. That's not beer.
04:42:50
You know, when you go to the restaurant and they get the.
04:42:52
High and you. Can drink. And you don't get hung over?
04:42:54
He carbonated water with, like, Coca-Cola sirup.
04:42:58
That's how some of that beer is
04:42:59
made with carbonated water and then a malted liquor paste.
04:43:02
They just mix it up. Shout out to Gary and his shit.
04:43:05
Not even brewed.
04:43:06
It's not drafted or whatever. Drafted.
04:43:09
I don't know how beer is made, but it certainly isn't made out of sirup
04:43:14
and carbonated water. Ever.
04:43:16
They're serving your
04:43:17
malted alcoholic drink, calling it beer.
04:43:20
Moses would not believe in.
04:43:23
Just trusting the,
04:43:26
people who are, purchasing.
04:43:28
No, the old. Moses didn't exist.
04:43:32
Who Moses apparently would, according to Jerry, Moses, didn't exist.
04:43:37
I. Finally. Found it.
04:43:40
But the the Old Testament, very much is,
04:43:44
something that has gone on for, millennia is.
04:43:50
Longer than that.
04:43:51
I think.
04:43:54
How egotistical that were.
04:43:55
Think it's going to end now between a couple of small little countries?
04:44:00
That's a rant for another day.
04:44:01
Next week we're going to do humor.
04:44:05
Really?
04:44:06
Because I thought this was humor.
04:44:07
Yeah, this is just funny.
04:44:11
This is the bullshit you find is that, you know,
04:44:14
not the funny, because as a Jew is, pretty funny.
04:44:17
It's not funny to the ADL.
04:44:19
Do I need to crack open the wine or grab the gene that I have in the freezer?
04:44:25
I do not understand.
04:44:27
It is a 245 I have to board plane and about 10 a.m..
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So if, if a drummer stays up drunk
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all night, there's only benefit because he.
04:44:37
Then he sleep on plane.
04:44:39
Next day is perfect draw.
04:44:43
It's pretty crazy, but,
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Nobody look for a person
04:44:49
who looks like this in this airport in morning.
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I promise you, I will not be there.
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Do you? That's a
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all the Islamic terrorists are going to dress up as Hasidic Jews.
04:45:01
I don't really, I don't care.
04:45:02
Yeah, they can find me.
04:45:03
Government fooled me, Jerry.
04:45:06
Wheat is legal in New York and New Jersey.
04:45:08
So I'm just going to get it when I get there.
04:45:11
Pennsylvania now also.
04:45:14
Oh yeah, that's driving distance.
04:45:15
So I'll just bring it with. Me even though that's not legal. But.
04:45:19
Well, I. Used to drive
04:45:22
I mean, I when I would drive
04:45:24
there would be a difficult decision to make through Pennsylvania.
04:45:28
See I don't want to fuck with the nose too much.
04:45:30
But really the Junos is really more like like,
04:45:33
the Shylock, which is got a huge arch
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like this.
04:45:39
Yeah, that's more zig zag, because they can
04:45:43
sniff all the fresh air is.
04:45:45
What did you just did?
04:45:47
You said you the fresh air.
04:45:49
Are you sure this is the this you.
04:45:52
I think they're smelling something else.
04:45:54
No. They're sniffing the fresh air in the money. It.
04:45:57
Because number one reason, you know, my number one reason is because
04:46:01
I love the ohmygod you.
04:46:04
Because I love the Omega.
04:46:06
Because I love the filmmaker.
04:46:08
I love the. Omega.
04:46:11
I love the Omega
04:46:14
film of the Omega.
04:46:16
That number, the that the guy.
04:46:19
I love the Omega
04:46:23
is among these.
04:46:26
This the Brady
04:46:27
and Joshua Brady and Gary as above.
04:46:31
And so below.
04:46:33
They call these close lady.
04:46:34
And for sure we're doing it our way.
04:46:38
We're gonna make it make our dreams come true.
04:46:41
Brady and Tom.
04:46:42
Show it Brady and draw.
04:46:45
It's their show now Brady.
04:46:47
Draw.
04:47:26
Dominated.
04:47:30
I mean, I.
04:47:33
Don't want you,
04:47:35
but I gotta give money to the insurance company.
04:47:39
I mean, you gotta take.
04:47:44
Nikki.
04:47:45
Bella, you don't, I don't, you do.
04:47:47
You have a good winning culture
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now, that might be realistic for your dream of it. So.
04:47:56
One more time.
04:47:56
I am, I am, I am, I can get that easy download.
04:48:01
That's the goal I it like I don't.
04:48:04
Like to move over to any of them.
04:48:06
You know how you put it on.
04:48:08
This is not a show yet, but
04:48:12
cell phone number.
04:48:13
You know how to have some hands above.
04:48:15
So below.