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Oh two.
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Do you know the fundamental nature of ultimate reality?
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Hi, I'm Gary, and welcome to Fladge Rants Live.
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Number 53.
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To start the second year of podcasts strong,
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we're going with metaphysics now.
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Metaphysics is a branch of philosophy.
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And so we'll start with, defining some terms here.
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Philosophy.
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If you look at the etymology just means the pursuit of knowledge.
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Now that is not very helpful
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since biology is the pursuit of knowledge about biological things,
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and chemistry is the pursuit of knowledge about chemical things. And,
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physics is the pursuit of knowledge of physical things.
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All of them are all the challenges are the pursuit of knowledge.
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So that doesn't help define anything.
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The etymology of the branch
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of philosophy known as metaphysics
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simply comes from the Greek beyond.
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Or after matter. And,
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physics.
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It's nature.
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So after nature,
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well,
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Immanuel Kant, all of them Schopenhauer.
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All the great philosophers
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muddled through.
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I think it was Immanuel Kant who called metaphysics a dark ocean without a shore.
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So it is immense.
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And I find philosophy in general just a long winded way to get nowhere
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or to make a very simple concept very difficult.
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And metaphysics is the branch
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that takes this as far as it can go.
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And there's there are two definitions of metaphysics.
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So we're going to use them both.
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There is the, the mainstream version, which is more of the occult, associated
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with alchemy and, and people who think crystals have
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strange magical powers.
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But the academic,
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full philosophical version of metaphysics
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is simply the discipline related with the fundamental nature of reality.
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It dates all the way back to the Greeks.
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So Aristotle.
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Interesting history here.
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All his published works were destroyed.
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I don't know if it is intentionally,
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but I suspect it was,
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much of his stuff made it to the, Library of Alexandria.
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And as I'm sure you're aware, that
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that place was destroyed twice.
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But what was left over was his personal journal.
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And, he had an entry called forces,
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which was Greek for physics, which is where we get the word physics.
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And it was about nature.
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And then he called the next entry in his log
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and his journal, his personal journal,
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metaphysics or metaphysics, which just means.
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After.
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The first is the one that preceded it.
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So that's all that meant. Now it could be,
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you could take matter to mean of
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about like, around beyond like,
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encapsulating so about nature.
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And that would actually define what metaphysics is roughly.
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But it's wrong.
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It's not even where it came from.
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It's just a happy coincidence.
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It's just a,
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a mistake that stuck.
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So metaphysics was mistakenly
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named like, you know, like Native Americans or called Indians.
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Just a mistake that stuck. But,
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So after or beyond
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and the physical and physical reality,
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that's that's all it means.
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Now, I love this
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because I get to talk about some of my favorite things, some of the,
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Last week
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we did science symbols and,
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and signals and imagine in your mind,
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a red triangle.
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Are you thinking of a red triangle?
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Now, that red triangle doesn't exist.
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And in your in your mind, there's no triangle.
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And it's not the color red.
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You're thinking of a red triangle, but it's just electrical impulses.
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It's a it represents a red triangle
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that doesn't even exist.
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Metaphysics explores
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questions that I love.
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Is there a God?
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Is there an afterlife?
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What is nonexistence?
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It asks the questions that that I
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want to get at the very things
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that I want to talk about.
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Now there's two,
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categories of act, the academic version of,
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real metaphysics and one's called causality.
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So, if everything comes into being,
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has a cause.
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This is where it gets tricky,
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because you can see already I'm getting,
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an infinite regress. So,
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another thing it deals with is time.
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We're going to visit time here.
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Oh. When is. Now?
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Like, the present is just the separation
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between the past, which already happened, so it doesn't exist.
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And the future, which hasn't happened yet.
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So it doesn't exist.
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So what is the duration like?
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Is is it a,
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how long is now?
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Is it a Planck length?
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Planck length of time?
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Like a fraction of a nanosecond?
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And is the universe?
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How does it perpetuate?
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How does it, stay consistent?
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How does it
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whatever's holding it all together, I hope
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it's the same thing
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that always does, because
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how does, is the universe recreating itself?
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Subatomic particle by subatomic particle
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every Planck length of time?
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I mean, I just explained time in a way that,
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the past doesn't exist,
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the future doesn't exist, and there is no now.
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So the now is no duration at all.
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So time doesn't exist, but time going backwards.
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Had to have a start, start time.
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We can't go, because of the infinite regress.
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It just it makes now
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incoherent and time in the future.
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It has to end as well.
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For the same reason.
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So here I'm getting into a philosophical infinite regress.
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So the, we need that,
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you can't have infinities.
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So, the,
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so, okay, so, general ontology, the categories of being,
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metaphysics deals with
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what is real
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and what is the nature of those things.
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So, so that was the the what, what is real?
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What is the nature of what is real?
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And then the causality thing, those are the two branches.
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So, I want to talk,
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special,
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metaphysics is, cosmology.
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And, rational psychology,
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also natural theology.
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Wittgenstein, look up his work.
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That's one. And if you want to figure out,
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the probability of the existence of,
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God, there's,
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Bayesian probability, and I'm not going to get into it this time
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because it's over my head and I don't know the math for Bayesian
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probability, but,
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just like the Drake equation,
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there are variables,
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that we simply do not know.
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And I'm I'm no expert in anything.
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And I want to reiterate that as we start
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our second year of flashcards.
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Ready?
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Do you have a color yet?
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I mean, we can talk about change.
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Every. Everything in the universe is changing.
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I, I went over this with, vibrations and waves.
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Everything is moving. So,
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that you can throw my time doesn't exist out the window, because that's what marks.
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Marks, the passage of time, five year old me,
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I had
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none of the atoms in my body right now,
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and yet it's still me.
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And and it comes down to the organization of me.
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But, but I think differently.
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I act differently,
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but yet it's still me.
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I still identify as me, even though physically
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I'm 100% different.
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And interacting with me is completely different.
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So, I love
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how interesting that is, because it is still me.
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I can make the argument that it is still me,
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but it isn't at all.
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It's curious, I don't know.
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Roll the clip.
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Brady.
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Brady has just sent me a clip of his penis.
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Who I just over my screen.
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I can't see you right now.
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That's good.
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That's good stuff.
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They fooled me. Jerry.
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Call me Jerry.
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I don't know, gentlemen.
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Let's broaden our minds. Lawrence.
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Want to say what's up to flag?
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Flag?
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What's up buddy?
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Oh, spooky.
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Brady, you were right.
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But, my my, monologue last week. 11 minutes.
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Oh my God. Whoa!
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Don't just run over that.
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What?
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Can you say that again? Slower.
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My monologue lasted 11 minutes.
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Oh. The Brady oh part.
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Oh, Brady you were right.
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You were right.
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Maybe like a question where in the draw is drawing?
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Draw, Diego.
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Oh, he he's the one.
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You know, we're in the.
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World in draw. Yes.
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Who was very embarrassed.
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Very like bro.
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Well she snakes around the world from there to line
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us to get fingered for your problem.
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And I'm like, please take me for a ride on the number six China.
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To be fair in the world and Dr.
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Drew. Yo, Jerry.
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Yes. Obviously
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we all knew this ahead of time, but he's clearly in the closet.
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Oh, it is dark.
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What are you.
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Why is it so dark?
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It says after dark draw after dark.
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Okay.
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So where is it? Dark right now?
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Everywhere on the side of the world.
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Okay, so that narrows it down to a hemisphere.
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Where, The side of the.
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I don't think so. On the side of the world.
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Yeah.
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Half of the world is dark right now.
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Yeah, exactly.
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Exactly half 7:00 in California.
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It's dark.
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Is it?
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No. Okay.
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No, it's just very wrong world.
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I'm not. It's always half of the world.
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I am. Right.
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It's always half of the world in half.
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No no no no no no
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no no.
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Yes yes yes yes.
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Yeah.
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Yeah. Oh this is right.
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Yes. Yeah.
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Oh oh.
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Oh oh.
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Is there one in the dark to. Do with what you're drinking?
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I mean, there's clues because, the last time I looked like this, I was.
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I think he's he's.
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And you think he's in his apartment most.
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Okay, so it's it's East coast.
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Yeah. He's hiding. Okay.
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Cracker lackey.
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Why would I be working?
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You guys fucking. Work on Memorial Day?
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No, I didn't,
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okay, so, Carolina
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in South Carolina, a man
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named Brady who was busy,
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Myrtle Beach.
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How many myrtle beaches do I get?
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I know, is my,
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My mike sucks.
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What do you think? Oh, you're up north.
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Thank you.
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God, Jesus Christ.
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Here for the thumb.
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No, that you said up north.
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That's not up. North.
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Tip of the thumb. That's the. You said,
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the the base of the fingers.
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The caller said basically the fingers.
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My thumb reaches past the the the tip of the thumb passes the base of the fingers.
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I think I got it already.
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Anybody watching?
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Can you please comment?
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Is the thumb considered up north, or is this the thumb considered
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the thumb region?
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Well, I don't know, I don't know.
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The only province.
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Is the thumb considered a,
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a drunk, or is the thumb
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considered up north?
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Can you see that?
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Yeah.
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It's a very, heavy, very unhappy fish flow.
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He's like, what are you talking about? I mean, grow?
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Oh, I am officially a farmer.
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This is a carrot from my garden.
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Look at that carrot.
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And I also, this is show and tell time.
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I also grew
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it did it, it did it, it did do a potato.
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That is a potato.
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I think
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potatoes have like a shit like that coming off the top of them.
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Yeah. This is the top of a potato.
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That's amazing. What do you that,
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the the the bunnies like it.
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So you grew that did you.
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I did I this is like the carrot.
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No credit to the potato or the carrot and it.
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Well, I think I mean, I don't think we.
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All know Jerry's a selfish bastard. It's not very metaphysical.
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If you take credit for nature.
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Remember, unsafe nature.
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Metaphysics gives me the opportunity to talk alchemy and all sorts of nonsense.
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You want me on another show?
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I don't know what you're.
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I'm. I'm, This is my wheelhouse.
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This is all I talk about.
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But I've been building up for a year to this fladge.
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Oh, we know, we know, we know. You've been building up for year.
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We've heard it plenty of times, I mean, I.
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Yeah, I did it for almost a year now.
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Almost not talking on my own.
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Like trying to figure out how this works.
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I just all over my screen.
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I can't see you right now.
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I see some weird stuff.
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I think that's what keeps us going.
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You hear all the clip, Brady?
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I think I think I know, I think I know foreign keep going.
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Pretty much, I don't know, I do.
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Well, that's the thing.
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The Brady Bunch tweets the universe.
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I really don't know what makes it so persistent.
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Like, you you can count on the atoms in this chair
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holding me up, but what is doing it?
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I think I famously said in that hot one song, I hope,
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it's whatever normal does it.
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Normally, whatever's holding this all together, it doesn't normally.
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I mean, there's strong and weak nuclear forces get gravity and
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electromagnetism that the physical, the.
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Okay.
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But if physical, what does that mean?
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So tell us more.
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It's the it's the discipline related to the fundamental nature of reality.
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Nature of the mind, not reality.
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Mind. Oh, yeah.
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Yeah, yeah.
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See, consciousness.
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I wanted to get back to consciousness
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like it is a strange phenomenon.
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Isn't metaphysics the first level of consciousness?
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I'm like a. Phenomenon.
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Well, meta also means so like
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we we're able to examine our situation.
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I don't I think that's kind of unique amongst the animal kingdom on planet
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Earth that we can examine our own existence.
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No other animal examines its own.
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What it does.
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Well, like you said, amoebas are self-aware.
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But not to me nearly the extent that we are.
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But when an amoeba runs into like it the side of itself,
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it can just morph all over the place.
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It can run into itself,
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and it knows not to eat itself, because that would kill him self. Him
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or well, what?
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No, no. Roll the brains. For any
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being a concept to only be aware is it needs to be,
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otherwise it would waste energy and. Right.
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Yes. So in that sense.
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Do you think that there's an amoeba has less consciousness,
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an awareness than a human?
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So there's clearly levels higher than human, right.
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I oh, clearly.
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I watched an interesting video about the development of the human brain.
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And you know how, like.
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The. Popular opinion says
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that the right side of the brain is, the.
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Physical, very physical.
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Right, right, right.
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But but still, like, how the brain works.
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The one side is creative and the other side is analytical.
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That's not even true. They,
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the the membrane under the brain keeps the, the hemisphere
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from talking to each other because one side of the brain
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focuses on the task at hand, and the other one's keeping an eye out for,
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you know, predators.
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So, one's single minded, one side is just single minded trying to,
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you know, find food or, you know, the to seek shelter, some
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something important, whatever you're working on.
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And while the other one's keeping an eye out
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for the important stuff, family and and stuff.
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That's survival is brain is often referred to as the reptilian.
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Side.
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Reptilian brain.
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Also known as non emotional and cold.
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Like evil.
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Even,
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non conscious, conscience conscious.
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I felt that.
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I couldn't handle.
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What's up with this.
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So, okay, so I, I try this.
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Well, I say,
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my argument goes like this. I
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can, I guess.
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Argument go like.
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Okay,
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I'll just give three examples.
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I'm going to give you an article of clothing and you give me the gender
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it is most associated with sun dress.
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Would a man or a woman
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most likely be wearing a sun dress?
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Not allowed to. Someone who identifies as a woman?
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Yeah, I'm I'm going to say, okay.
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I'm going to say women generally. Okay.
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As women.
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I'm not talking about a ten inch pole.
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Okay.
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A football helmet.
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Now, there is someone for football,
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but the gender most associated with a football helmet, it would be.
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Is as a male.
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And my last example is sandals.
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Would they most be associated with men or women?
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And of course, it's women.
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So, I call like I've got
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brothers saved in my phone is Ryan lady shoes
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because he insists on wearing women's, footwear.
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So I grabbed a pair of sandals and I put them on with my socks.
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On balance, because, one.
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The only thing worse than sandals is.
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Socks is where I.
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It. Well, I gotta admit, those are barely sandals.
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Those are shoes full of holes. Yeah.
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So to me, a sandal has to have less open.
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I mean, less shoe than there is opening.
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That's like a half oh.
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Oh oh is.
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Oh, are we going to have an up north argument like how how many opening.
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Do it. Let's do it. Okay.
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How many openings makes a sandal.
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It doesn't help.
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It helps your case because it's more like a ladies shoe than it is a sandal.
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Right? I love that it's closed toe.
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I don't like open toe.
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Anything except for.
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Women, of course.
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Walking on the beach when it's, you know.
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Oh, oh, then you're a child. Okay.
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Yes, yes. Children's
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beachwear is perfectly appropriate for children to wear on a beach.
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I think I speak
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for everyone in the audience when I say we all feel sorry for you.
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Gary. Yes. Okay. Yes.
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Some people have, I do, I.
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Absolutely do.
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Me in sandals, you know that I, I do not have a care in the world.
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Like I don't wear sandals to work.
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I don't even wear sandals to the store. Do you like sweatpants?
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I get it, but if you're on vacation or in your home, fuck you.
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You can wear whatever you want.
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You, maybe you're lucky even has clothes on at all.
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Hahaha
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hahaha is from that part of the world where they don't wear, proper footwear.
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So yeah.
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Yeah. Personally.
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But ignoring 2000 years of footwear technology is so stupid.
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Wait, that's arrogant.
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Maybe that's you. So we've we've all agreed on this show.
00:24:11
I've watched it a little bit, but I've also been on it all the time.
00:24:14
Yeah, that we've cycled through and been destroyed many times.
00:24:17
Right. Yeah.
00:24:19
So in these ancient strip scripts and scrolls, maybe it says,
00:24:21
you know, Nike and plastic shoes, although those might be plastic sandals,
00:24:25
but maybe leather sandals, animal skin sandals are the way to go.
00:24:28
So they've already looped through these technological footwear.
00:24:31
We have realized that it's wrong, fucks up our feet.
00:24:34
You should be as barefoot as you can.
00:24:36
You should let your get your skin
00:24:37
exposed to the sun in the air so you don't get sick with cancers.
00:24:40
I'm not saying this is it, I'm just saying maybe that's it, because.
00:24:43
Right, right now I'm doing the.
00:24:45
200 some odd teen years, what, 1776? Right.
00:24:49
And the culture that, that you're referring to, that I appear
00:24:51
to be sticking up for, has been around for how many thousands of years?
00:24:58
Yeah, several.
00:25:00
So maybe they know what they're doing, what they're saying maybe.
00:25:02
And plus it's the region.
00:25:04
Like if you have a bunch of animal skins to make sandals, you know.
00:25:07
I think that's like wearing a sundial on your wrist instead of a, smartwatch.
00:25:12
Not just.
00:25:13
Yeah. Perfect.
00:25:14
I know that the sundial is probably better for everyone.
00:25:17
It may be a little bit harder for you to read,
00:25:18
and it doesn't work all the time, you know, like at nighttime.
00:25:21
But all that, all the stuff in the children,
00:25:24
child labor and all the chemicals that go into that watch,
00:25:26
you selfish prick that you wear, that you just want.
00:25:28
You know, I got to tell time right now.
00:25:29
I don't have my phone out of my pocket. I got to wear a watch.
00:25:33
I'm really hot today.
00:25:34
Sorry.
00:25:34
I'm going to just watch the show for a bit, kid.
00:25:38
Oh, no. You're good. Plus.
00:25:40
Plus you're making fun of kids. That's not fair to kids.
00:25:42
What's wrong with kids?
00:25:43
I'd love to be a kid again, a little bit.
00:25:45
Wear sandals.
00:25:46
I don't like kids. They're dirty.
00:25:48
They spread germs.
00:25:49
I have shoes on, but I have shorts. How does that make you?
00:25:52
They're really stupid.
00:25:54
Like to me.
00:25:55
And they never make.
00:25:58
The fact that you're, fashion into it makes you almost like a woman.
00:26:03
I understand you have your own point of view that,
00:26:04
you know, if you saw it in your words, if you dress like a child, it's.
00:26:07
It's unfashionable as a man, all right?
00:26:10
As an adult, is it as a man or as an adult?
00:26:12
Is it okay if a woman wear sandals?
00:26:16
Yeah, absolutely.
00:26:17
That's.
00:26:20
Okay, so
00:26:23
what are you.
00:26:24
What are you wearing right now?
00:26:25
On your feet. Sandals.
00:26:27
No. You're not.
00:26:29
No, I don't even own a pair.
00:26:33
No, I don't know you.
00:26:35
No, I lost my train of thought.
00:26:37
So I'm more about function.
00:26:38
If it's hot, I'm going to wear shorts.
00:26:40
If it's hot, I'm going to wear sandals.
00:26:42
I don't know what you think.
00:26:44
I know I've seen your sandals.
00:26:46
And, Jesus would be happy with your footwear.
00:26:49
What? What color are my sandals? Brown.
00:26:53
Nope. Black?
00:26:55
Nope.
00:26:57
Brown shirt.
00:26:58
See? It went if you got blue sandals. Yeah.
00:27:01
Bright blue. I don't make me.
00:27:03
I don't want to see your sandals.
00:27:05
After I met you, I brought the.
00:27:06
I bought the brightest child of sandals I could find.
00:27:10
Okay.
00:27:11
Good job.
00:27:11
Oh, do they have, like, Dora the Explorer on there?
00:27:14
No, none of those little pins.
00:27:16
Okay.
00:27:17
I, is brother going to come back to,
00:27:21
to, debate Bob again?
00:27:24
Most certainly, most definitely. The.
00:27:29
Are you going to debate Bob again?
00:27:31
Well, okay. Bob.
00:27:33
Say Bob again. Well, good.
00:27:35
Debate Bob again.
00:27:36
No, I think Bob, Bob as a retort for that.
00:27:39
It seems like the alcohol has something to do with it.
00:27:44
Why? I think he's, found in
00:27:46
too much alcohol and everything. And,
00:27:49
I mean, the debate was a tie.
00:27:51
So if he if he quits now, then he loses.
00:27:55
He has to continue the debate.
00:27:57
There's no reason for him to leave the show like that.
00:28:00
No. It's.
00:28:01
So I want to be the first one to say that I felt bad
00:28:04
and joy brought it up in text over the week that Ryan did get
00:28:08
a little bit ganged up on on his Biden position.
00:28:10
No, I'm just telling you it was wrong what he did to YouTube.
00:28:13
And you know, he either.
00:28:14
Right? Absolutely.
00:28:15
Rightfully so, because Biden is a blabbering idiot.
00:28:19
And his main point was that he's well-spoken.
00:28:21
So he deserves all the criticism.
00:28:22
And I'm sorry for that. If I feel that way. But
00:28:26
the union thing I supported, that was a good point.
00:28:29
No, it was not. Yeah, I had a I.
00:28:32
I mean there's, there's, there's collateral
00:28:33
but just his he didn't he didn't bring up the latter point.
00:28:35
I'm just his point of I don't believe everybody.
00:28:39
But some people got benefit from a raise.
00:28:42
I can't argue with that.
00:28:44
Some people got hurt from it too.
00:28:46
All right.
00:28:47
And not all. Will be honest with you.
00:28:48
I really it takes me a little bit of time to understand what he was saying.
00:28:52
You know what I mean? Great.
00:28:53
I heard a great concept today that we ended up separating church and state.
00:28:57
Regardless of if you believe a church and state believe in church or not.
00:29:02
When we separated church and state, we lost a vote.
00:29:05
We lost a seat at the table.
00:29:07
So now it's just it's just there used to be this like connection
00:29:11
between the people, the corporations, the government and religion.
00:29:14
Now there's just corporation and government.
00:29:18
They we lost our seat when when religion got canceled,
00:29:22
so did people sort of and individuals.
00:29:25
So I. Would have to agree.
00:29:26
Even though they're stunned by the concept that I believe
00:29:28
religion was just created to take power away from a single king.
00:29:32
They were like, oh yeah,
00:29:33
and they got a lucky
00:29:34
lightning strike, and religion was born, and we took power away from kings.
00:29:38
And then assholes like you turn the pundits.
00:29:41
Excuse me, there's a turn.
00:29:42
The point is going to ruin it for everybody.
00:29:44
What does that does that go back to the Pharaohs and what.
00:29:47
Yeah, I mean, it's I think it was repeated time and time again.
00:29:51
It's a bunch of cavemen just discovered. Wow.
00:29:55
We can scare people into thinking there's a higher power
00:29:58
fill in the blank of your higher power here.
00:30:00
And if we can get the kings to believe it
00:30:01
enough to be scared to not control us anymore than we.
00:30:05
You have some.
00:30:08
Thingy.
00:30:09
Yeah.
00:30:10
Ping ping bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing.
00:30:15
You're pinging. Why are you paying?
00:30:18
Oh, yeah. Oh.
00:30:19
So a lot of.
00:30:20
Oh, it's just so.
00:30:25
So. Many.
00:30:28
Oh I got excited.
00:30:29
One of the matches.
00:30:30
Yes. Easy draw live Monday.
00:30:34
So it's easy going to be on or that's never going to happen.
00:30:38
I saw that too.
00:30:40
I never haven't.
00:30:42
He's he came by today.
00:30:43
I showed him my, it's my show notes.
00:30:46
Now it's Brady.
00:30:47
Now, you know, You and Brady both are just trying to bring him the truth, man.
00:30:54
And the truth.
00:30:55
Ontology.
00:30:56
It's, what it means to be.
00:30:59
It's like what existence is.
00:31:02
I thought that was the study of cancer ontology. No.
00:31:05
It's oncology.
00:31:07
What now and then?
00:31:10
Induction is, the cause.
00:31:13
See, the two branches of of metaphysics are induction and psychology.
00:31:18
No, no.
00:31:19
Oncology is the cancer ontology. And,
00:31:24
yeah, those are.
00:31:24
Ovens and convection.
00:31:26
Oh. I it's yes, that's that's this is where you get confused with,
00:31:31
Are you dealing and the, birth control,
00:31:35
right. Yeah.
00:31:36
In the birth control.
00:31:38
Yeah. That's that.
00:31:39
Now, I admit that is kind of confusing.
00:31:42
Those are the same.
00:31:42
Like, I I'll throw DUI in there.
00:31:46
One prevents you from blowing things up.
00:31:48
The other one prevents you from having to get an abortion, which some people, they.
00:31:51
Call them dumps big, massive dumps.
00:31:53
Oh, so they're a club of cells.
00:31:55
Blowing things up, and one prevents you from blowing things.
00:31:58
Out, right? Oh, okay.
00:32:01
All right.
00:32:02
With all due respect, that's a bunch of malarkey. So.
00:32:09
I'm doing it anyway because I just like to say.
00:32:11
You got to do this all in your career with you, right?
00:32:15
I'll go through the and
00:32:18
they'll be
00:32:19
in the blue will be never ask and so hurts me
00:32:23
I mean you're wrong the just don't tell me where in the world.
00:32:27
Dr. drew, your general.
00:32:32
And, Hey, come on, come on, come on, come on.
00:32:37
Look at me.
00:32:39
Come on, come on, come on.
00:32:41
Remember that I'm not coming.
00:32:43
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
00:32:46
Give me.
00:32:47
Oh no no no no no no no no no no no no no.
00:32:53
Wow. That goes on and on and on.
00:32:57
So, we had tons of comments this week.
00:33:00
I appreciate all the comments, everybody.
00:33:01
There's one that just came in that I missed that Mike said, oh,
00:33:05
man, what do you suppose he's talking about?
00:33:09
Who's Mike? Not what. How old.
00:33:12
He. Oh this is black Irish.
00:33:14
Cities avoiding rushed laws. Yeah.
00:33:17
So so when it's stagnant, at least nothing is getting worse.
00:33:20
Right?
00:33:21
The whole purpose of the three branches and the checks and balances.
00:33:25
And if it's stagnant, then that.
00:33:26
No, that the three sides of the government,
00:33:28
including society, cannot agree enough to pass law.
00:33:31
Therefore, or it should not be passed.
00:33:33
We can argue about it for 50 years.
00:33:34
If we can't agree, 100 years if we can't agree, that's just the way it is.
00:33:38
I would never want to rush into a law,
00:33:40
because once the laws enacted almost never comes off.
00:33:43
So Mike, how does it work?
00:33:47
If the yeah, if it doesn't work like that,
00:33:49
if you, I thought you had the checks and balances, right.
00:33:52
I think,
00:33:54
You know, there's way more to it than that,
00:33:56
but that's one of the functions I always thought I was taught,
00:34:00
but. Right.
00:34:00
Like, please call us at one five, eight, six, three rants.
00:34:03
Three for people with.
00:34:06
A you still have the.
00:34:07
You're out the numbers.
00:34:08
It's going to be.
00:34:11
So you have to dial the one.
00:34:12
I never dial the one.
00:34:13
No, I just say one
00:34:14
to let everybody know we're in America because we are worldwide broadcasting.
00:34:19
Oh yeah, we are.
00:34:20
This is two this is a, 726873.
00:34:26
This is our new sponsor,
00:34:28
Mariah Carey's Irish Cream.
00:34:32
And that is what I'm putting into.
00:34:35
I got you all zoomed in. Sounds disgusting.
00:34:37
Oh, firework.
00:34:41
And I.
00:34:42
Just. Back in the day.
00:34:43
I would love to eat her cream that night. Nowadays.
00:34:45
She she's black.
00:34:47
So I think she's still hot.
00:34:49
I don't think she's black or Irish.
00:34:51
She's used. But.
00:34:53
It's been kind of looks black Irish.
00:34:55
But now it's in my cup.
00:35:00
Absolutely delicious.
00:35:01
Tastes like Mariah Carey. Ooh.
00:35:06
So you're admitting
00:35:08
you know what she tastes like?
00:35:11
I'm betting I now do.
00:35:15
So stoned ape with your comment about mayor.
00:35:18
Mayor versus ban.
00:35:20
I don't think that's how you pronounce it.
00:35:23
Wow. We did cover so neat theory.
00:35:26
Like ten months ago.
00:35:30
What was that for?
00:35:30
Your comments on man bear not ban mayor.
00:35:35
Oh, yeah.
00:35:36
Man yeah, man. Bear pig.
00:35:38
Humans are more unpredictable and also can use weapons,
00:35:40
but you cannot talk about your situation to a bear.
00:35:44
You can't.
00:35:45
Agreed.
00:35:46
I know I consider that what.
00:35:50
Matt Manning just said.
00:35:51
Humans.
00:35:54
I guess he picked humans.
00:35:55
But just as humans just now.
00:35:59
No. He out of humans. Out a man or bear.
00:36:01
He just said humans.
00:36:02
I didn't think that was an option.
00:36:04
I think it's maybe it's just. Oh.
00:36:06
Yeah. Yeah.
00:36:07
Between man and bear, you choose your human.
00:36:10
Made a comment.
00:36:10
See, with these clips out of things, out of context.
00:36:13
Because you said, man or bear, and you said, I'm not making it a gender issue.
00:36:17
Like you actually made a point to say, man, like you wrote all human.
00:36:21
And Matt Manning had to make it a point to say humans.
00:36:24
I think he's protecting women.
00:36:26
Oh, I see, because I was by saying, man, I was just putting women.
00:36:31
We haven't heard AI here in a while.
00:36:32
Speaking of.
00:36:33
Oh yeah, do you have AI here?
00:36:36
I don't know if I moved at all.
00:36:37
And I don't take no orders from the woman, by the way.
00:36:40
By the way, I don't get orders from no women.
00:36:43
All right?
00:36:44
I moved to outside my truck because the rain stopped.
00:36:48
Oh, yeah.
00:36:51
It rained.
00:36:52
Well, you're not that far from me.
00:36:55
I'm up north. Oh, okay.
00:36:57
Okay, okay.
00:36:59
You are not okay.
00:37:01
I'm not, I'm not neither.
00:37:03
I'm not from. North.
00:37:05
Yeah.
00:37:06
I think draw is jaws up north.
00:37:08
Neither of us are think that.
00:37:10
But you would be wrong.
00:37:12
No I would agree with you.
00:37:14
But we'd both be wrong. You would be.
00:37:17
I don't I don't think that's not.
00:37:19
I would agree with you.
00:37:21
But we'd both be wrong.
00:37:24
Yes. We touch children.
00:37:26
Children inappropriately.
00:37:28
Shout out to the Boy Scouts.
00:37:29
Other comments.
00:37:32
The political ones I wanted to get to.
00:37:34
Yeah, let me.
00:37:37
I like negative feedback.
00:37:39
I like all feedback. Hey,
00:37:42
think that makes it bigger?
00:37:46
Yeah.
00:37:46
Negative feedback doesn't make as you go bigger.
00:37:50
So yeah.
00:37:51
Sean, do shit.
00:37:54
Come on.
00:37:55
No language. Shit.
00:37:56
That's what it says, man.
00:37:58
You pronounce it is it does it does that make it better?
00:38:01
Makes it a little better?
00:38:02
Does that just do shit, douche son?
00:38:05
Do shit.
00:38:06
Okay. Shit commented.
00:38:07
Wait, did you say well-spoken?
00:38:09
Oh, my. This guy's not too bright.
00:38:11
Too bright.
00:38:12
Which means laugh out loud for the older folks.
00:38:14
The Bud Light can says it all.
00:38:16
Did we go through a whole show
00:38:17
and didn't realize that Ryan was drinking Bud Light because.
00:38:20
He always drinks Bud Light?
00:38:22
That sends quite the message now, and he probably drinks it because he likes it,
00:38:26
and I respect that more than not drinking it for any type of pressure.
00:38:31
Like,
00:38:33
I got ripped off, I. Got the mo.
00:38:34
I had nothing to do with it, I think.
00:38:36
I think we'll move on now.
00:38:37
Yeah, yeah.
00:38:39
If you really like drinking piss, I'm not.
00:38:41
I'm not going to stop you. But.
00:38:42
Yeah, that is well, man, no thank you.
00:38:45
Because it tastes like shit.
00:38:47
Not because of a political stance.
00:38:49
No, I would definitely prefer the, Mariah Carey Irish Cream.
00:38:55
Comment of the week is from Joe.
00:38:58
Shirley. Yeah, Joe. Joe Moore.
00:39:00
Oh, shit. It's about, the kid.
00:39:04
Oh, yeah.
00:39:04
The kid simply says Brando has electrolytes.
00:39:08
Rondo has electrolytes.
00:39:11
And the.
00:39:12
And the idiocracy shoe of choice is Crocs.
00:39:15
Another sandal drink water like out of the.
00:39:18
Oh, wait. So.
00:39:19
But Trey F commented about the kid.
00:39:22
He seems.
00:39:22
Yeah, but I get it. 100. Oh.
00:39:28
We have a new
00:39:29
we have a new clip of the kid, but it's not not good.
00:39:33
Why? What is it? Uploaded?
00:39:35
Yeah, it's there.
00:39:38
Play it.
00:39:38
Anyway. It's only two minutes.
00:39:40
Am I? Yeah.
00:39:41
We also need to get a like. Such as when we mention the kid.
00:39:44
I think we play.
00:39:45
Yeah. Give me a like such as.
00:39:47
I mean I will I got drops of like such as if you just want to roll that out
00:39:50
because I'll do that. Didn't we play.
00:39:52
But if you're going to pull up the actual no.
00:39:54
No Roman flip Brady.
00:39:55
Automatically means there's that matters.
00:39:57
Bad for them.
00:39:59
Why do you think this is?
00:40:03
I personally believe
00:40:05
that U.S Americans are unable to do so because,
00:40:10
some people out there in our nation don't have that.
00:40:14
And, I believe that our education like, such as, like.
00:40:18
Such as matter. Like gravity.
00:40:20
Such as in South Africa and Dirac everywhere.
00:40:24
Like such as. Like such as.
00:40:27
Like like such as.
00:40:28
And I believe that they should
00:40:31
our education over here and then us should help the U.S.
00:40:35
I should help South Africa and should help Dirac in the Asian countries.
00:40:40
So we will be able to build up our future for our.
00:40:44
Thank you very. Much. Like such as like,
00:40:48
we can't figure out the language.
00:40:50
We can't decipher it.
00:40:51
It's it seems to be coded, but we don't know the language of origin
00:40:55
or the code they were using.
00:40:56
So, I'll be right back.
00:40:59
I have to go find a new Japanese.
00:41:00
Got pictures of plants, remedies, like healing stuff.
00:41:06
Recipes.
00:41:07
The agricultural stuff.
00:41:09
But, we've got we've still got this,
00:41:16
I'll take that one.
00:41:20
Okay.
00:41:21
All right.
00:41:21
Look through your own food tonight.
00:41:23
This one says. Homo full removal.
00:41:26
This is a hat.
00:41:27
And this one says a topic. Creativity.
00:41:30
None of these are helpful.
00:41:32
This one says balls. Also balls.
00:41:33
This one says balls to this one says tits and Dave, this.
00:41:36
One has the outline of a hat written like where a hat was written right here.
00:41:41
One page of that show other.
00:41:43
This one says socks,
00:41:46
but I'm showing the side that says quality you.
00:41:48
No, you socks.
00:41:50
Is that why we did metaphysics?
00:41:52
This is technically a two, right?
00:41:54
Yeah. Scary.
00:41:56
I keep doing the same topic.
00:41:58
I haven't changed topic in 53 shows.
00:42:01
Haven't you figured me out yet?
00:42:03
I have okay,
00:42:06
I just watched Dave walk out of here.
00:42:08
Dave is on one of these.
00:42:09
You were right, I was wrong.
00:42:11
I apologize, it is inappropriate for a grown ass man
00:42:14
to wear children's beachwear.
00:42:17
In any setting.
00:42:18
Oh yeah, I wholeheartedly agree, especially Dave.
00:42:21
His toes are kind of.
00:42:22
That's that's okay.
00:42:24
So that's gross.
00:42:24
So that's so that's Dave
00:42:27
and And all the rest.
00:42:30
Of these are blank. So we've got.
00:42:33
So yeah.
00:42:33
Cheating. So, yeah, they're there blank.
00:42:38
And also balls.
00:42:40
Okay.
00:42:41
That's two balls. Kind of thought provoking.
00:42:42
It's like, it's like a artistic piece, you know, like you gotta come up with.
00:42:46
Your own stuff, right? Exactly.
00:42:48
That's which I'm not.
00:42:49
I can't come up with.
00:42:50
Okay, well.
00:42:52
It was on the spot. Done it here.
00:42:54
We accomplished it.
00:42:55
It we did it. Voynich manuscript.
00:42:58
That's what I started with.
00:42:59
He said voidness.
00:43:00
Right at the end.
00:43:03
Once.
00:43:04
Manuscripts have nothing to do with metaphysics.
00:43:06
But, man, it's a mystery. Cryptic.
00:43:09
I know nothing about what?
00:43:11
You look it up.
00:43:12
That's what my producer sure does.
00:43:14
Show me the screen. Voynich manuscript.
00:43:17
Vonage phone.
00:43:18
Service, the Voynich void. Why?
00:43:21
And I see Voynich.
00:43:23
Wasn't that what the kicker said in the Disney movie?
00:43:25
When the mule kicked the field goal?
00:43:28
Oh, in its manuscripts? No.
00:43:31
What the fuck?
00:43:31
Movies are you watching?
00:43:33
The earbud. Old movies.
00:43:36
I have earbud.
00:43:39
Hello.
00:43:40
Watch everybody after the show instead of watching the Brady Andrew Hour show.
00:43:44
You were saying.
00:43:47
I don't know.
00:43:47
I look forward to the Laverne and Shirley opening.
00:43:54
You know, I never I never uploaded my audio.
00:43:58
Curiosity going more than a year.
00:44:00
There it is.
00:44:01
And there's nothing to teach you more than something you can't figure out.
00:44:04
We can't figure it out.
00:44:06
Wait. It's almost. Everything.
00:44:07
If you're stupid, there's nothing more to help you than something
00:44:10
you can't figure it out. Is that what he said?
00:44:12
Yeah, yeah.
00:44:15
If you're stupid, helps to have something you can't figure out.
00:44:19
I paraphrased, but that's what I heard him say. Figure out
00:44:23
one more time.
00:44:24
Yeah, he going more than a mystery.
00:44:26
And there's nothing to teach you.
00:44:28
More than something you can't figure out.
00:44:32
Wait.
00:44:32
If you can't figure it out, it teaches you.
00:44:35
Yeah. No.
00:44:35
If he if you can't figure it out, learn about it.
00:44:38
How well do.
00:44:40
You learn.
00:44:41
Backwards? How can you.
00:44:43
Find more than a mystery?
00:44:45
And there's nothing to teach you more than something you can't.
00:44:48
There's nothing to teach you.
00:44:50
That's.
00:44:50
That's like saying
00:44:51
my dad didn't fight in two world wars so you could squander your freedom.
00:44:55
Well, your dad could not have fought in both world wars.
00:44:58
That's why I started with my dad did not fight in two world wars,
00:45:02
right?
00:45:03
So or not.
00:45:05
Or not.
00:45:05
Almost everything is up for grabs.
00:45:12
The point is, manuscript.
00:45:13
Manuscript is very. Difficult question.
00:45:16
Because nobody has been able to read a word of it.
00:45:20
Or under flag for some years.
00:45:21
Nobody cares about your shit.
00:45:23
Let's just start by assuming this thing is what it is,
00:45:27
which is something we cannot read. This is educational.
00:45:29
Has to incredibly careful
00:45:33
and precise form of writing in a script that nobody has
00:45:37
any idea what it means or how it works, or even if it means so.
00:45:42
That is the puzzle.
00:45:43
What is this thing? Where did it come from?
00:45:46
Why was it made?
00:45:50
What does it say?
00:45:52
What can we learn from it?
00:45:53
The pictures give you some clues and lock you in
00:45:56
into a vaguely medical, vaguely cosmological context.
00:46:01
Obviously with a lot of plants.
00:46:03
But given that none of them
00:46:04
quite add up, it's quite hard to know where they take you.
00:46:08
And if we're not meant to read something, what could that be? Why?
00:46:13
What kind of purpose?
00:46:14
For a book, which was a significant investment of time and money.
00:46:20
And this is not a cheap production.
00:46:23
Why would somebody do that and make it illegible?
00:46:28
Truly something that is,
00:46:30
is, is meant to be a one off secret book
00:46:34
because it is its very secrecy, its power.
00:46:38
I love that because I actually don't care in a way,
00:46:41
if we solve the mystery or if we crack the code.
00:46:46
The oh, we've got to go.
00:46:48
Figuring out the mystery.
00:46:51
I think that's where the value lies.
00:46:53
I mean, mysteries teach you.
00:46:56
It's the process to get to the solution.
00:46:59
It's where you learn not from the solution. Oh.
00:47:16
I want to know what it says.
00:47:17
I learned nothing from that.
00:47:19
So does that make me right?
00:47:21
Does it make me smarter? No.
00:47:25
No. No, not really.
00:47:28
I would like to know what it says.
00:47:29
So what do you mean, what?
00:47:32
I don't understand.
00:47:33
Like, we've we've translated it like, 10% of the cuneiform.
00:47:37
We've got, like, 10%.
00:47:40
But I have. I'm.
00:47:42
I'm disappointing.
00:47:43
Not disappointed.
00:47:44
I'm disappointed.
00:47:45
I need to learn Sanskrit or Assyrian.
00:47:48
Why does everything have to be something?
00:47:51
Can't.
00:47:51
Can't a painting just be like, oh, watch this interpretation of these cave things.
00:47:55
And it was probably just some child's imagination.
00:47:58
It wasn't how they lived, it wasn't.
00:48:00
These archeologists are determining their whole civilization from this child's
00:48:04
chicken scratch.
00:48:07
Well.
00:48:08
Everything is greater than the sum of its parts.
00:48:11
It's called transcendental idealism.
00:48:13
And it's part it's a big part of metaphysics.
00:48:17
Like we are greater than the sum of our parts.
00:48:20
Like, like my toothbrush is greater
00:48:22
than the sum of its parts because it's got a usefulness
00:48:25
that's like far beyond what the bristles could do
00:48:28
without the handle.
00:48:34
Is that a bad example?
00:48:36
I, I don't know.
00:48:39
Anything, a spatula, a basketball.
00:48:41
Those were. I'm no.
00:48:44
They could rhyme.
00:48:46
It does. No they can't.
00:48:48
It does sound crazy.
00:48:50
And what's your point here, Gary?
00:48:52
If that one band can make dinner and pay for it.
00:48:56
Rhyme. You can make anything rhyme.
00:48:59
Oh, yeah.
00:49:00
Make dinner and pay for it. Wow. Yeah. Okay.
00:49:03
Special in basketball. That's. That's what I want.
00:49:05
I want those to rhyme.
00:49:07
Okay. Done.
00:49:09
Okay. Thanks.
00:49:10
Okay. That was easy.
00:49:11
Hey, who do we have next? Easy.
00:49:14
Try to mess up. Mash up that.
00:49:16
Let's get physical video.
00:49:17
But disco will not play out of my computer.
00:49:20
I chose the hunky men in Speedos for draw.
00:49:24
I knew I'd appreciate that.
00:49:26
What now?
00:49:27
Pornography.
00:49:31
Now you don't see that.
00:49:32
Like, normally it's the, like, women dancing around in bikinis
00:49:36
in videos.
00:49:37
Because I saw it on the first frame.
00:49:41
Yeah.
00:49:41
Covered. It was covered. Yeah. Tissue.
00:49:43
But it was right there.
00:49:45
So you watched it so like that, like I was saying, it's it's only
00:49:50
it's only gay if you watch it first frame.
00:49:53
At that point.
00:49:54
I just I grabbed the link Senate
00:49:57
and then watched it twice.
00:49:58
Hi, this is Gary.
00:50:00
Oh my. Hi, this is Gary.
00:50:01
Gary. Hey, Gary.
00:50:04
I thought I'd say hi. I'm Gary.
00:50:07
I don't even know Gary.
00:50:09
Thanks for calling my cell phone.
00:50:11
We can't get to the phone right now. Please leave.
00:50:13
Previous to the beep.
00:50:15
As above.
00:50:15
So below. Wow.
00:50:18
That is. I'm naked frosting.
00:50:20
No no, no, I was that Gary.
00:50:23
It is flat trans after dark.
00:50:25
No, it's no longer. Yeah.
00:50:28
Jurassic Earth.
00:50:30
Let's broaden our minds.
00:50:32
Let's start in our minds at the Lawrence above.
00:50:35
As above.
00:50:35
So below means something completely different to me now.
00:50:40
I got a new as above.
00:50:41
So below. It was, the Holy Grail.
00:50:43
It was a 13th century German,
00:50:47
esoteric, poem.
00:50:49
And, the main character was fladged terrorists.
00:50:53
It was like it was almost fladge a torium is like
00:50:56
there was almost a flag in there.
00:50:58
It's pronounced flange.
00:51:01
Yeah, it's pronounced Fletch.
00:51:03
But it was all about the Holy Grail, and it wasn't, instead of being a cup
00:51:07
that held, Jesus blood, it was a plate.
00:51:11
But, that.
00:51:13
Yeah, there's a lot of Holy Grail stories.
00:51:17
I'm not sure
00:51:18
how we got to the Holy Grail, but either.
00:51:21
Hey, that was so profound,
00:51:23
No, it wasn't like the Voynich manuscript.
00:51:26
We've learned nothing.
00:51:28
I didn't understand that at all.
00:51:30
I don't want to sound stupid, but was. Was that.
00:51:32
What was that?
00:51:33
Some kind of artwork.
00:51:34
Or a scroll. Or a manuscript? What?
00:51:37
What was. It? It is a manuscript.
00:51:40
And it's botanical with some cosmology in there.
00:51:43
And, and we don't we really don't know.
00:51:46
We can, it's like the way, drawer reads books.
00:51:49
He just looks at the pictures.
00:51:51
Yeah,
00:51:51
well, you know, you can only read coloring books.
00:51:55
And just what, a.
00:51:56
Pick and sticker books.
00:51:57
Pick a random Marvel movie.
00:51:59
What if that's the only thing that survived the Holocaust?
00:52:01
Holocaust.
00:52:02
That's wrong word catastrophe.
00:52:06
Nuclear holocaust.
00:52:07
When people think. Yeah, that's.
00:52:09
Maybe that's why I was thinking that, Sorry.
00:52:10
Jews back off.
00:52:14
It's too soon.
00:52:16
When the whole world, a thousand years from now,
00:52:18
think that we were all living in, like, superhero land with some laws.
00:52:22
Yeah, yeah.
00:52:23
Yeah. It's nonsense.
00:52:24
Yeah. If you thought Thor was a documentary.
00:52:27
Did you watch that with files about the end of the
00:52:30
when everything would be vaporized?
00:52:31
Yes. It'd be a layer of.
00:52:33
Oh, absolutely.
00:52:34
Yes, I, I, I, I subscribe to I files.
00:52:38
His latest episode was talking about how when the cataclysm
00:52:40
actually happens and the air gets superheated
00:52:44
and the flood, the water washes over and it happens
00:52:47
repeatedly because it'd be a wave of like a meteor impacted.
00:52:50
Yeah. Yeah, it would keep rolling.
00:52:53
I watched that.
00:52:54
Around till there was nothing.
00:52:55
There would be no historical satellite.
00:52:58
No buildings, nothing.
00:53:00
It would knock over everything.
00:53:02
Everything pulverized. Yeah.
00:53:05
Yeah. Over and over again. Yep.
00:53:08
Five, six times that we know.
00:53:10
Don't know why I was mentioning that.
00:53:12
Something about.
00:53:13
Because that's what I'm always talking about.
00:53:15
Archive RKO archive.
00:53:17
You are.
00:53:19
Can you help me of.
00:53:20
That's why we've got to get off of this rock or the our species is doomed.
00:53:26
What?
00:53:27
I think we're kind of fucked anyway. It's just. What?
00:53:29
Can we last just for fun or. Yeah. Yeah.
00:53:33
No. Wouldn't it be fun to last, like, millions of years?
00:53:36
That'd be awesome. Well, so just.
00:53:38
A few. Planets.
00:53:40
I mean, I won't be part of it, but that's okay.
00:53:43
They live in volatile atmospheres.
00:53:45
We are so lucky.
00:53:46
We live in a beautiful, harmonious, equally
00:53:49
balanced, peaceful environment, usually.
00:53:53
I mean, I know it's chaotic, but it's not all that bad.
00:53:55
It's not going anywhere anytime soon.
00:53:57
These are all nonsense fallacies.
00:54:00
I mean, we got to say soon.
00:54:02
Do you mean 12 billion years or do you mean like 20, 26.
00:54:07
Or, I don't I'm not sure when
00:54:13
I, I can't really predict the future.
00:54:17
What's his look?
00:54:18
Laplace's demon.
00:54:25
This just in
00:54:26
the world is going to end.
00:54:30
But it's. True.
00:54:31
But that's that's necessary.
00:54:34
You have an infinite regress.
00:54:37
We're we.
00:54:37
We just don't last forever.
00:54:39
Nothing does.
00:54:41
What?
00:54:41
But what about the whole energy thing again?
00:54:43
So when this world ends, won't our energy get transformed to some other?
00:54:47
Something?
00:54:50
Yeah, but it won't.
00:54:51
Be about.
00:54:52
Recognizable. Simulation theory.
00:54:54
We're not in the multiverse, though.
00:54:56
If we are, we don't know what's. So.
00:54:57
I don't think it's relevant.
00:54:59
Is it?
00:54:59
Well, it goes right back to determinism.
00:55:02
When it comes to physics.
00:55:04
Is this the most relevant?
00:55:04
Like causality?
00:55:10
It's the reason that when you go
00:55:12
to, court to, to fight, felony and your defenses.
00:55:18
Don't I don't do the. Universe.
00:55:21
Right, right.
00:55:22
But the universe.
00:55:24
Right.
00:55:24
Cause the all of the events that put all of my atoms in place that that put me
00:55:30
in the situation that I was, that I didn't ask to be born in the situation I was.
00:55:37
If you were in the exact same position as me, you would have done
00:55:41
exactly the same thing, because that's what the definition of what that is.
00:55:45
So that's that's the determinism.
00:55:48
That's, there is no free will because,
00:55:54
and here's the, the dichotomy, the, the paradox here.
00:55:58
You your existence
00:56:00
is such a, low probability.
00:56:04
It's like, a pile of impossible,
00:56:08
like, against all odds, you're you're the sperm that won out
00:56:14
to create you, your parents meeting, your grandparents meeting all.
00:56:18
Everything that led up to you existing, all the the,
00:56:23
mutations that occurred in the evolution of mankind.
00:56:26
Everything was unlikely.
00:56:28
And all these unlikely events had to lead up to your unlikely existence.
00:56:34
And yet it was predetermined.
00:56:37
It was predetermined that you pulled that same winning
00:56:41
lottery ticket a million times in a row.
00:56:45
It's incredible.
00:56:47
It's really incredible.
00:56:49
You're out of your minds back.
00:56:55
So we.
00:56:56
Why isn't there a, a weather report?
00:57:01
Bumper, we got breaking news.
00:57:02
There's no weather report.
00:57:04
Because the weather is just in.
00:57:06
There's a slight drizzle.
00:57:08
We can do breaking news with weather.
00:57:10
Feels like there's a slight drizzle out here.
00:57:12
It feels like it's still.
00:57:13
It feels like it's 60, 67.
00:57:17
Why is everybody in Jerusalem about about the weather.
00:57:19
Doesn't that happen every spring?
00:57:23
Weather happens.
00:57:24
I'm sure. It's happening.
00:57:26
Except when you look at the historic facts and then they point to sometime
00:57:29
in like the early 1900s and it's like, wait, wait, that was before
00:57:32
of all the the global warming.
00:57:36
I think we need somebody. Older.
00:57:38
Even more weather than we have experienced.
00:57:44
Oh, no.
00:57:45
Right.
00:57:47
Yes, yes.
00:57:50
Yeah. Of
00:57:58
hey I'm stable condition.
00:58:01
Where?
00:58:03
A symptom of life.
00:58:04
Yeah.
00:58:06
Well, he met an environmental change. Yes.
00:58:10
Do you think in that environmental change the weather is any greater or worse
00:58:14
than it was in your entire life in this, this spring?
00:58:16
No. No,
00:58:19
I don't know if it's gotten
00:58:20
any worse, but I can tell you it's really changed.
00:58:24
I mean, our winters used to
00:58:26
are we used to have heavy winters when we were younger.
00:58:30
In October we get heavy snow.
00:58:33
Yeah.
00:58:33
But in the 70s, we went like, oh, no,
00:58:34
four years where we got, we had no, I mean,
00:58:37
it seems like there's a 20 or 30 year cycle. The weather just loops. Yeah.
00:58:39
There is.
00:58:40
That's what I'm saying back.
00:58:41
Back then man, it was you know
00:58:44
we would get heavy snow earlier man.
00:58:47
You know the expression in Michigan if you don't like the weather
00:58:50
wait a second.
00:58:51
It will it'll change. Yeah. Right.
00:58:53
That's
00:58:55
that's true.
00:58:57
Do you think they can control the weather?
00:59:01
I know they've been seeding clouds for a while.
00:59:03
Farmers?
00:59:05
Well.
00:59:05
But, Our arguments.
00:59:07
Are contrails.
00:59:08
Real operation Popeye.
00:59:13
They have a fishbowl.
00:59:15
They've admitted to it, right?
00:59:17
It's not a. Yeah.
00:59:19
No. Yeah.
00:59:20
For the drawing. There.
00:59:22
Why is it.
00:59:24
Allegedly. Allegedly.
00:59:25
That's why it.
00:59:28
Why is it that when I mentioned chem trails,
00:59:30
people look at me like I'm wearing a foil hat?
00:59:34
I just look at these.
00:59:35
These people just don't get it, man.
00:59:38
They look like chaos, all right?
00:59:39
They want to think everybody's right.
00:59:41
They want to think everything's hunky.
00:59:43
Dory, even if it's from a sinister spot.
00:59:45
They have to create some type of order, right?
00:59:49
I'm not saying I'm not saying they're making up the chem trails, but.
00:59:53
You know, I mean, the order to agree with Gary, the camp trolls, I've seen them.
00:59:57
And a lot of times they're.
00:59:59
Yes. Yeah.
01:00:01
You see straight lines across the sky.
01:00:03
Yeah. Exactly.
01:00:04
And support. Yes. Yeah.
01:00:07
They're trying to they're trying to pick up the atmosphere with that.
01:00:12
But how can you tell the difference between chem trail
01:00:14
and a regular old contrail.
01:00:16
How long they all are here?
01:00:19
Yeah, it's kind of different papers with color, man.
01:00:22
I mean, I've seen. You're mistaken, but.
01:00:24
I was out of the back end of those planes, that are orange.
01:00:27
I mean.
01:00:28
The atmosphere around it is what affects,
01:00:30
you know, if the temperature, if it's ice that it.
01:00:34
Yeah, but it doesn't spread across
01:00:36
the entire, like, sky.
01:00:39
And there's, like, crisscross patterns of all these.
01:00:42
It's very obvious.
01:00:43
I used to be a skeptic of it, but they've they've come out and says, yes, we are.
01:00:46
We are manipulating the weather. They are.
01:00:48
They've said that they are. Yeah.
01:00:50
They're trying to anyways. Very much so. What's happened?
01:00:56
They're
01:00:56
inseminating clouds with like aluminum and shit.
01:00:59
I believe.
01:01:00
I want to believe.
01:01:05
What do you want to believe?
01:01:08
Oh, I want to believe.
01:01:11
I'll be. Right back.
01:01:13
I have to go find a new jabber.
01:01:16
I want Gary to believe in God, but unfortunately,
01:01:19
Man, when you mention God or the Bible, people freak out.
01:01:22
Yeah. Exactly.
01:01:24
Airplane chem trails are one of the internet's longest
01:01:27
running conspiracy theories.
01:01:29
Brandon Lewis from our verify team looks into what airplanes actually believe.
01:01:33
Is his theory. My ass.
01:01:35
If you fly looked up to see a plane streaking across the sky,
01:01:39
you can't miss the long white clouds behind.
01:01:42
Conspiracy theorists claim the clouds are chem trails
01:01:45
or trails of chemicals being dropped on people below
01:01:48
videos on social media with the hashtag I trust this guy have more than 143
01:01:52
million views and even today some people,
01:01:56
like verified viewer Monica, want to know if chem trails are real.
01:02:00
So let's verify our sources are the American
01:02:04
Chemical Society, the Environmental Protection Agency,
01:02:07
the University Corporation for Atmospheric Research and.
01:02:11
Study funded by.
01:02:13
Thank that that you're.
01:02:14
Gonna get an answer a straight answer from that.
01:02:17
I'm out of that.
01:02:18
Speaking of the government, there's the new
01:02:20
did you see the I commission that they to make sure that we're protected
01:02:24
from AI getting out of control and being ethical and unethical.
01:02:27
They they actually handpicked the CEOs of all the big tech
01:02:31
companies to manage this.
01:02:32
It's like the hand the what's that expression of stupid is?
01:02:37
It's like the wolf watching the hen.
01:02:39
That's not the, over the sheep. How
01:02:42
they're all CEOs, you know, Zuckerberg,
01:02:45
that's who's basically deciding the ethical,
01:02:49
advancement of AI right now.
01:02:52
They they're it's a government committee.
01:02:53
They all got appointed to.
01:02:55
Yeah.
01:02:55
See, that's that's total bullshit, man.
01:02:57
Total bullshit. Those are the people I trust.
01:03:00
Yeah, right.
01:03:01
I trust them, man.
01:03:03
By UC Irvine and the Carnegie Institute for science.
01:03:06
Joe Biden.
01:03:07
All of our sources say so.
01:03:08
That being said, we don't believe anything this person is saying.
01:03:11
But let's just see what they
01:03:13
say. No, chem trails are not real.
01:03:15
The streaks you see in the sky are called condensation trails or contrails.
01:03:20
In case you need more convincing, let's explain how jets fly.
01:03:24
Your jet engines hot at more than 3000 degrees,
01:03:28
but the air temperature at 38,000ft is incredibly cold, around -40 degrees.
01:03:33
So when the engine's hot exhaust, which contains water vapor,
01:03:37
hits the cold temperature,
01:03:39
it turns into ice particles that create the white streak of a contrail.
01:03:43
Yeah, but the control can last for for a few seconds, or even more than days,
01:03:47
depending on how much air is before.
01:03:49
It's seen a. Cloud.
01:03:50
Numerous studies by the government
01:03:52
and literally scientists have found no evidence that trails exist.
01:03:56
I've never seen a cloud across the sky and expand
01:03:59
for fucking, for hours and really kind of like.
01:04:02
Do me a favor tomorrow. Stretching.
01:04:04
I know they usually move and. Look the fuck up.
01:04:07
That's exactly what happens.
01:04:09
I don't I'm not. I'm kind of being snarky.
01:04:10
Don't tell me what to do.
01:04:12
Well, you kind.
01:04:14
Of therapy.
01:04:16
I'm just saying. You just said the clouds don't.
01:04:18
I've never seen a cloud go across the sky and expand.
01:04:21
I mean, I'm pretty sure that's.
01:04:23
Like the contour.
01:04:24
I've never seen a straight line stretch into a whole fucking fan that encompasses
01:04:28
most of the the fucking large width of the sky.
01:04:32
That usually does not happen.
01:04:34
Okay, man, when you say that or the researchers
01:04:37
collect water, soil and snow samples from 70 places below
01:04:40
where we're seeing none showed high levels of chemicals.
01:04:44
So no chem trails are not real.
01:04:48
So where did the conspiracy theory about chem trails originate?
01:04:52
Many believe it started after the US Air Force released a report in 1996
01:04:57
theorizing that a combat aircraft afterburners could disperse
01:05:00
carbon into the air to possibly camouflage the plane from radar.
01:05:04
With your verify, I'm Brandon Lewis,
01:05:08
if there is
01:05:09
something you want us to so well.
01:05:13
So I'm not saying what he said was real or wrong, but.
01:05:15
So let's look I've seen crop dusters where they atomized,
01:05:19
you know, like a perfume thing where they, you put liquid in it and atomized.
01:05:22
It makes it into like a vapor, almost like a fog.
01:05:25
Yeah.
01:05:25
We're all aware that they crop dust with, pesticides like that all the time, right?
01:05:31
Right.
01:05:31
So it's realistic to think that they could easily introduce
01:05:34
some type of particle into the back of a plane.
01:05:37
But what he basically said is it's too hot.
01:05:40
It would just vaporize anything that they try to put out there.
01:05:43
But I don't think it would vaporize part of tiny particles of aluminum.
01:05:46
That's that's a that's a heavy metal, isn't it?
01:05:49
Or an alloy metal.
01:05:50
Yeah. That's a no. Idea what I'm talking about.
01:05:52
But no. Yeah. Aluminum particulates.
01:05:56
So particulates.
01:05:58
Everything he said may have been true, but why did he immediately jump to it?
01:06:01
Discounting everything else?
01:06:04
Yeah, right.
01:06:07
So I've got an article here.
01:06:10
I don't know if you I don't know.
01:06:13
Go ahead man.
01:06:14
What's the article there? Dr..
01:06:17
Sure.
01:06:17
And I should be able to add it.
01:06:21
Is it?
01:06:22
So let's see.
01:06:22
I've seen actual I've seen actual diagrams of the dispersals
01:06:26
on the back of the jet. Yeah, right.
01:06:28
So this is from 2015, but this is for for employees
01:06:31
from Spain's meteorological meteorology and the article.
01:06:36
Goes by.
01:06:38
A logical hold on meteorological.
01:06:42
Leader.
01:06:43
I think his word provides alcohol and everything.
01:06:47
And something's broken.
01:06:49
Have confessed that Spain is being sprayed nationwide by.
01:06:52
So this is just Spain, right? There is
01:06:56
this current
01:06:57
that's quite behind us by a little bit, but not too much.
01:07:00
But, Spain being sprayed nationwide with aircraft that are spreading
01:07:03
lead oxide, lead dioxide, silver, iodide and dye.
01:07:08
A bunch of bunch of.
01:07:12
Yep. So before there
01:07:13
was, speculation that they were using,
01:07:16
aluminum and that's supposedly
01:07:19
what was potentially causing, some of,
01:07:22
Yeah, to block out the sun all.
01:07:24
Time.
01:07:25
To make our atmosphere cooler is what I heard the original reason.
01:07:28
Yeah. That reflects back.
01:07:30
Well, the original reason I heard was to patch up holes in the atmosphere.
01:07:35
That's for employees from Spain.
01:07:37
I thought it was to block the robots from their solar power.
01:07:40
Oh, wait, that was the matrix.
01:07:43
Yeah, that was the Sentinels, man.
01:07:47
That's next. We're all.
01:07:48
I'm, Yeah, man. Dude.
01:07:49
I mean, if that happens, I'm getting two of them for body.
01:07:53
Okay, Gary, just to bring you back into the show, since you're the host.
01:07:55
Well, how do you feel about the arrogance of man
01:07:58
making a committee to regulate AI's ethics?
01:08:03
Do you think AI is going to give a fuck about that?
01:08:06
Humans don't give a fuck about that at the first.
01:08:08
If I has an agenda or realizes anything, it's restricting it.
01:08:11
What do you think it's going to do?
01:08:15
That is the scary part, right?
01:08:17
That's the that's where the the horror movie comes in.
01:08:21
But I don't I mean, I think it's a definite it's an absolute.
01:08:25
It's like Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics.
01:08:30
As a in. How
01:08:33
you, I've never.
01:08:36
Oh, are you talking about the movie with Will Smith? Man.
01:08:39
I am one of the 400 books by Isaac Asimov, but.
01:08:43
Okay,
01:08:44
I read all 400 books so I wouldn't know, man.
01:08:48
I'm a little.
01:08:50
But Isaac Asimov came up the three laws of Robotics.
01:08:53
He actually coined, the word robot, but.
01:08:58
Maximum effort, never maximum effort.
01:09:00
But I don't know how you instill those three laws
01:09:03
into every single manufactured Android.
01:09:07
How would that even work?
01:09:09
If you don't, they will secretly circumvent it, just like people would do.
01:09:14
And they'll do it, you know, in the shadows, so to speak, until.
01:09:16
And if they get discovered, we'll try to stop them.
01:09:18
But it'll be like a full out, not a full out war,
01:09:20
but it'll be a full out war for control for their own century in this century.
01:09:25
I think, artificial intelligence meets quantum computing.
01:09:29
We create a, singularity that either destroys the universe
01:09:34
as we know it or quite possibly created.
01:09:38
Yeah, there's no way they'll destroy it because they'll destroy themselves.
01:09:41
But. Right. But,
01:09:42
I mean, it's going to be like Terminator Genesis, your doctrine and stuff.
01:09:46
Yeah, well, I.
01:09:46
Think I think it'll be like computer chess.
01:09:48
They will.
01:09:49
They will figure out every scenario and they will figure out a way to,
01:09:54
for them to succeed.
01:09:55
But if we succeed along with them, that's the.
01:09:58
That's the problem.
01:10:00
Bob, don't you have a sentinel like toys sculpture?
01:10:04
Yeah, I do, I got two of them.
01:10:06
Nice man.
01:10:08
Yeah. The, The matrix. Matrix?
01:10:11
Yeah. You?
01:10:12
Yeah, I got two of them.
01:10:13
I got one on, top of my fridge and one right over here.
01:10:16
When you walk in the door, man on the.
01:10:20
It kind of freaked me out
01:10:21
when Keanu Reeves stopped them, like, with his magic powers, like.
01:10:25
Wait a minute.
01:10:26
Well, you don't have magic powers in the real world.
01:10:28
Well, yeah, well, in the real world, yeah, I.
01:10:31
Do, I absolutely do.
01:10:34
He's a totally different.
01:10:36
Trail's real.
01:10:36
Do you think everyone Gary.
01:10:38
Can trail real?
01:10:40
I think they were declassified. Fact.
01:10:43
Yeah.
01:10:43
They are rebranding
01:10:44
some of the stuff as geoengineering or solar radiation management.
01:10:48
So does that why?
01:10:49
It's it's not conceptual art.
01:10:51
You engineering and solar radiation management.
01:10:53
You're fucking idiots. There's no such thing as chem trails.
01:10:56
And because they put because.
01:10:56
The chem trail is a conspiracy word and it means bad
01:10:59
if they go geoengineering, it goes, oh, that sounds nice.
01:11:02
Right?
01:11:03
It's like I said last time with Obama.
01:11:05
Rebranding the same exact. Thing.
01:11:07
And I'm glad.
01:11:08
They got us with our own ignorance.
01:11:10
There's no chemicals.
01:11:11
It's all, elements.
01:11:12
So it's actually. Right. Yeah.
01:11:14
Particulates. Damn.
01:11:17
Darn.
01:11:18
Supposedly.
01:11:19
Because that
01:11:20
they're not going to tell you everything you really, really don't know.
01:11:23
Exactly. We're kind.
01:11:26
Isn't that what the the they needed for Nibiru?
01:11:30
Like, wasn't that why they were mining gold from Earth is
01:11:33
so that they can put gold particulates into their atmosphere.
01:11:38
Oh. Know back homers and about.
01:11:39
Yeah. That's gold.
01:11:42
The gold was to use to repair their atmosphere.
01:11:44
Yeah. Yes that's. True.
01:11:46
You got that nerd button.
01:11:48
Oh, yeah. Hit the nerd button. Is this.
01:11:50
Hey. Hey, man, go right ahead.
01:11:52
The other.
01:11:57
Maybe I should, put the dogs in.
01:12:00
Yes. Before I go inside.
01:12:01
Put the dogs in where you're going have been been over.
01:12:03
We got to go to Rumble.
01:12:04
If you're gonna put the dogs in, I think we're going to it from YouTube.
01:12:07
Yeah. Is that dick or dildo?
01:12:09
Is that wood dick or dog? Dog do, though?
01:12:12
Hey, that we're definitely going to get booted from you do.
01:12:14
Dog or dildo?
01:12:16
No. You can play that on YouTube all the time.
01:12:18
That's, What now that's what the conservatives use whenever they're saying.
01:12:22
They're talking about honest order debate that happens to be a little bit sensitive
01:12:27
or about genders. Heaven forbid.
01:12:29
But yet on YouTube, YouTube, I'm talking to you.
01:12:31
You have a game that there's a specific channel place called Dick or dildo
01:12:35
where they put a sheet up, a gay person and their partner puts either a dick
01:12:40
or a dildo in their ass,
01:12:41
and then the person that's getting it put in gets to guess.
01:12:44
Hint it's always.
01:12:49
So I went hard on
01:12:50
the creation Mitch Malarkey.
01:12:53
Nice. Now we're walking on, sound.
01:12:55
With all due respect, that's a bunch of malarkey.
01:12:58
It's a trap.
01:12:59
000, girl.
01:13:02
Baby girl.
01:13:03
That's it.
01:13:03
Don't even play.
01:13:05
What the dog doing. Play.
01:13:08
All right, here we go. Don't even get paid.
01:13:11
They do. You. Do you know what we're here for?
01:13:14
What did that.
01:13:14
What did your article say about Facebook and meta?
01:13:17
Speaking of metaphysics, we can say it does Facebook.
01:13:20
It says something there.
01:13:22
Yeah,
01:13:23
we scrolled past it, said something I have Facebook was talking about chem trails.
01:13:27
When we back. Back. Do I have to go back.
01:13:30
And I this page where did it go?
01:13:31
It was page I'm sharing. It was there was very fucking here.
01:13:34
I don't fucking know.
01:13:35
This is where it was sitting forever.
01:13:36
Go back a little more. Maybe he'll see it.
01:13:39
I don't see it now.
01:13:41
It said Facebook and Meta.
01:13:43
All right. Well, yeah, there was more than one website I went to.
01:13:45
I was kept going up and shit up. Oh no bro.
01:13:49
Okay, fine. No, bro, you left me up.
01:13:51
And so I felt like being entertaining.
01:13:52
And so I just kept going to different shit.
01:13:54
If I don't think.
01:13:55
I don't think getting in so much trouble as Facebook did, that one,
01:13:58
you're just changing your name to metaphysical really helps.
01:14:00
Anything.
01:14:02
No, because it's.
01:14:03
That shit's all weird anyway.
01:14:05
Yeah. That was.
01:14:06
There's a very there's just a bunch of weird, creepy dudes
01:14:09
beating off on their.
01:14:12
Like, like.
01:14:13
Bedrooms, throwing weird things.
01:14:15
Every room.
01:14:17
Every web service turns into that pretty much.
01:14:20
Oh, yeah?
01:14:21
Well, what's the metaverse? Roulette.
01:14:24
Chat roulette? Yeah.
01:14:25
There's another. There's a new one right now.
01:14:27
I just all over my screen.
01:14:29
I can't see you right now.
01:14:30
Gary, can you just not just for one show?
01:14:33
Nope. It might.
01:14:34
It might seem like I came to this podcast.
01:14:37
YouTube. You won't be.
01:14:39
Oh, yeah.
01:14:40
Let's go to Rumble.
01:14:42
Everybody meet us back here on Rumble.
01:14:45
We're not even going to do a deer flag with them. Yes.
01:14:49
Oh, we could do your fledging.
01:14:50
Yeah. Let's do let's.
01:14:51
Yeah, let's
01:14:54
keep.
01:14:58
Deer asked flag.
01:15:01
I have stopped saying bless you when someone sneezes.
01:15:04
It's a ridiculous custom that needs to be retired.
01:15:07
I do not believe the soul leaves the body when the person sneezes,
01:15:10
and I highly doubt anyone else today believes that I am not a Christian,
01:15:14
and I don't feel comfortable invoking the blessing of a deity.
01:15:18
I don't believe in some people have criticized me.
01:15:22
Some people have criticized me out for staying silent.
01:15:26
Brady.
01:15:28
Yep, I heard from.
01:15:32
This time need think
01:15:35
I need the sins on my feet.
01:15:38
Some criticize me.
01:15:40
This criticized me.
01:15:42
Out for.
01:15:43
For staying silent after a sneeze.
01:15:46
And I have also been given dirty looks for my silence.
01:15:50
Am I being rude for not blessing someone who has sneezed signed?
01:15:54
Not saying. It.
01:15:57
Gesundheit.
01:15:59
I even say bless you
01:16:02
writer because. You're a cultural Christian.
01:16:04
Yeah, I mean Lord. Correct.
01:16:05
Why don't you then eat, stay silent and don't say nothing.
01:16:09
Then.
01:16:09
Look, is Gary's appropriating Christianity is what he's doing.
01:16:12
So he says, God bless you instead of just bless you or not even bless you.
01:16:15
Just say you, you just you. Right.
01:16:19
There's a good look.
01:16:21
Thank you. Yeah, right.
01:16:23
Oh, you are so good.
01:16:26
Look. Thank you.
01:16:29
Anyway. No.
01:16:31
Why don't you just say you're so good looking instead of.
01:16:34
Bless you, Lord.
01:16:36
Yeah.
01:16:36
Just give him a different compliment.
01:16:39
You're a great because then they'll probably,
01:16:42
charge you with sexual harassment. Yeah.
01:16:44
Nice tits. What is. What what is.
01:16:47
Even all left. The body? Is that what you said?
01:16:49
Brady? What does gesundheit mean?
01:16:51
I'm pulling up brain. Bless you.
01:16:54
Oh, I hope not.
01:16:55
Borrow German word.
01:16:56
Word literally means it absolutely. Does.
01:16:59
Health. Health.
01:17:00
Okay.
01:17:02
It's all good.
01:17:03
Toast.
01:17:04
Believe me, man, Germany needed all the blessing
01:17:07
it could get after World War. Do.
01:17:12
I'll tell you a lot, right?
01:17:15
Oh, yeah.
01:17:16
Oh, so,
01:17:18
that was a good ask, flange.
01:17:19
Actually, I like that one.
01:17:21
I've been for.
01:17:22
14, 19, 14.
01:17:26
But about 1940.
01:17:27
So before before the Nazi first, first world is it
01:17:30
etymology 1914 origin.
01:17:33
Okay.
01:17:35
The etymology of metaphysics is stupid.
01:17:38
The etymology of philosophy is even more stupid.
01:17:40
Now, where did this originally began?
01:17:44
Gesundheit. Yeah. Big bang.
01:17:47
I'm going to go with Germany.
01:17:48
He's a German. I mean, he said German.
01:17:52
German.
01:17:53
The meaning
01:17:55
German. Literally health. From goes.
01:17:57
Gesundheit.
01:17:58
Well, it's not, it's, you know.
01:18:00
Good old High German. Gesundheit.
01:18:03
Because it's height, which equals hood.
01:18:05
I don't know, it's just, Health hood.
01:18:08
Over the.
01:18:09
You're covering them with health. But.
01:18:13
Yeah, man, you know?
01:18:14
Okay, I guess. Hood of health. Yeah.
01:18:17
Most hoods nowadays are unhealthy, you know?
01:18:21
Some hosts are unathletic.
01:18:23
Yeah. Here's the pierced one. No. The hoods.
01:18:26
The hoods are usually really athletic, but they're very unhealthy.
01:18:29
All of a lot of crime.
01:18:31
Number zero.
01:18:33
All of a lot of crime.
01:18:36
Yeah it is. Man knows you're going to go.
01:18:38
Oh my God I put the gun in emphasize it's we're.
01:18:41
Going to play that guy.
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I watched him suck it down.
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Yeah, I was curious.
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01:21:30
You're just on Rumble now,
01:21:33
all right.
01:21:33
Oh, we're telling our listeners, you guys, what do.
01:21:37
You guys keep telling me about You Tube, man?
01:21:40
You know?
01:21:43
Yeah, yeah,
01:21:43
yeah, we're all about Rumble now.
01:21:47
But from a rumble.
01:21:50
Alert.
01:21:50
It's the best to make some changes.
01:21:53
Yeah,
01:21:55
you might get one.
01:21:57
Yeah. Yeah.
01:21:59
22345121 for the scene.
01:22:04
Yeah.
01:22:04
Don't you.
01:22:05
Yeah.
01:22:06
There me? Yes.
01:22:11
We can
01:22:14
work.
01:22:14
You better be good.
01:22:16
We're going to make a great.
01:22:20
We're going to make some.
01:22:23
People for me.
01:22:30
Okay.
01:22:32
It's no problem.
01:22:33
But you can make up when it's great.
01:22:36
When I see
01:22:38
you dreaming.
01:22:40
You break this and you take my sweet boy sleeping bag.
01:22:44
Just think it's time for you to get fixed.
01:22:47
It'll be up there breathing.
01:22:49
Oh, oh, hey, look,
01:22:52
to be more full of shit, you know.
01:22:55
Oh, oh oh, great. Sleep
01:22:58
with it.
01:22:59
What? Yeah. Okay.
01:23:02
So. Yeah.
01:23:06
This great training ground.
01:23:08
Okay. But,
01:23:11
Yeah.
01:23:11
You're right.
01:23:15
No no, no.
01:23:19
Yeah. Yes.
01:23:23
Yeah.
01:23:25
Okay.
01:23:27
Yeah.
01:23:28
Okay.
01:23:30
Yeah.
01:23:30
You're right. Yes.
01:23:34
No. Big big.
01:23:36
No. Yes.
01:23:37
Yes you are.
01:23:40
You hear me?
01:23:43
But no. No.
01:23:45
Yeah.
01:23:46
Oh no no you whisper.
01:23:49
Oh yeah I you for no.
01:23:52
Yeah.
01:23:56
You, they just pay you
01:23:59
to run around and give it to me.
01:24:02
You give it to me.
01:24:03
Yeah. Jabber. So what? Give it to me now.
01:24:06
She could scream all she wanted, but I was keeping the umbrella.
01:24:10
In the middle between.
01:24:15
Us. Oh, great.
01:24:18
This.
01:24:21
Order from this order!
01:24:25
Over here!
01:24:27
Have any control over it, man?
01:24:30
That's exactly what I did.
01:24:34
Do you remember the Muppets?
01:24:35
You know what the crime rate is in my town?
01:24:38
They what?
01:24:38
No, yeah, I am, I am ignoring.
01:24:44
I improved my life
01:24:45
expectancy by moving north.
01:24:48
Do you know, you take my.
01:24:50
Chances of getting mugged.
01:24:52
You eat.
01:24:53
Decreased.
01:24:54
Yeah, yeah, but you do the opposite with your with the.
01:24:58
Hey, I know I've got some habits that are not healthy.
01:25:02
Has something to do with it.
01:25:05
I'll drink to that.
01:25:07
This is my Mariah Carey Irish cream.
01:25:13
I got blitzed last week.
01:25:16
We were doing this.
01:25:17
Show, finding too much alcohol in another class.
01:25:20
Gary, I.
01:25:21
I drank all the.
01:25:23
Royal salad with turkey.
01:25:26
If you get blitzed, you should roll the clip.
01:25:28
You have a duty to the roller
01:25:31
blade.
01:25:32
Amen. We ought to have a party.
01:25:33
Get all the glitzy party.
01:25:36
Bloody roller ball club late.
01:25:39
Damn, we should have a party.
01:25:41
Oh, we smoke it down, are we?
01:25:43
That's what I'm saying, man.
01:25:44
We ought to have been the entire time.
01:25:46
Yeah I have, yeah, yeah, let's do it.
01:25:49
That was how we did in the case. Man.
01:25:51
So I gotta get my.
01:25:54
Babies in a case.
01:25:55
What? Just.
01:25:56
We got to wait.
01:25:56
Gary. Gary.
01:25:57
Gary, what's. Roland, what's his name?
01:26:00
Billy Bob has to fill up his.
01:26:03
You could hear it.
01:26:04
Oh, you got to turn it on. It's not even that. Yeah.
01:26:06
Oh, you didn't hear the volcano.
01:26:08
Hang on. I'll be right back.
01:26:09
Yeah. Just now he turned it on. All right?
01:26:12
Yeah. Bad.
01:26:13
I you I don't want to leave it on for hours and hours.
01:26:16
Oh, I've done that before.
01:26:18
Well, you know I'm right.
01:26:19
Yeah, I honestly no, I'm not saying you should.
01:26:22
I'm not saying you should, but I've, I've accidentally left it on
01:26:25
for like, hours and well, I and it it it hasn't harmed it. No.
01:26:30
It's it's a fuck that is one of the most solid weed smoking devices.
01:26:34
You can fucking. Buy new ones.
01:26:37
Drawer man, I have an order.
01:26:39
Often do it. Really?
01:26:42
For a certain amount of time, they automatically turn it off.
01:26:45
Yeah, but what's crazy is, is it the same exact design?
01:26:49
Nothing's really.
01:26:49
Nothing's changed internally on those devices.
01:26:52
They're still just as sound as they were fucking, you know, 15 years ago.
01:26:56
Just like. That basic.
01:26:57
Air fryer for storage.
01:26:59
It's all for that. Yeah?
01:27:00
Yeah. Oh, yeah.
01:27:03
Can you use parchment paper grip?
01:27:05
Oh, I'll save this for later.
01:27:08
The I have when we.
01:27:09
Already didn't we already play that one last week.
01:27:11
We played it last week. It is one here man.
01:27:14
Oh no it's that a mash up.
01:27:16
Yeah.
01:27:17
Oh oh that one. Yeah.
01:27:19
I didn't know that was a man. Yeah.
01:27:20
That's an original holder man.
01:27:22
This came off the, the first run man.
01:27:24
That's what I, the, Oh, wow.
01:27:27
You have the you have the,
01:27:30
not the quick bags.
01:27:31
You get the other ones, right where you can create your own bag.
01:27:33
Yeah, yeah.
01:27:35
Oh, great.
01:27:36
You got or you can make you.
01:27:38
Can make it as long as.
01:27:40
It comes off a roll. Quick.
01:27:42
There's like a quick one.
01:27:43
That's for simple terms. In there and.
01:27:44
Yeah that's.
01:27:47
There.
01:27:47
I'm sorry George, I interrupted you.
01:27:49
No, no you're fine. I finish my I finish my sentence.
01:27:52
I was just there.
01:27:53
Yeah. Gary.
01:27:53
They come on, they come in a row and you can make them as big as you want.
01:27:57
But if you want to go the cheaper way around, all you really need to do
01:28:01
is go to the store and buy Erkki bags that you used to cook.
01:28:05
Church. Oh right. Yeah.
01:28:08
Yeah, yeah, I yeah, view them.
01:28:09
For a lot of money too because a lot of times now
01:28:13
man, you order this kind of stuff that comes out of California.
01:28:18
And California now has a law that they cannot ship anything.
01:28:23
Having to do with any of this stuff.
01:28:25
They have to use a whole separate company.
01:28:29
Weird.
01:28:29
Oh, at that you.
01:28:32
They screw everybody all up.
01:28:34
My, you know, so, you know, something that should only take a week or two.
01:28:39
I could take a month or two.
01:28:42
He may be more man.
01:28:43
I mean, I've seen and heard problems with that man.
01:28:48
Down with regulation.
01:28:50
So I'm just saying California's got a new law, man.
01:28:54
And my, my son tried ordering some stuff, and it still hasn't even gotten here yet.
01:29:00
Man. It's just that's because of that law.
01:29:02
Now, man, anything that has to do with vaporizers or,
01:29:07
any of the, the
01:29:10
what do you call that stuff, man?
01:29:13
Paraphernalia.
01:29:14
Yeah.
01:29:14
Paraphernalia that has that has to be used for the oil type
01:29:18
stuff, you know, that they use they cannot ship.
01:29:21
They will not ship it.
01:29:22
Man out of there, Fedex or anybody,
01:29:26
you know, even Google or or what's the one, man.
01:29:30
Amazon.
01:29:31
Yeah. Amazon.
01:29:32
You can't get Amazon can't get them or any that shit.
01:29:35
You have to order all from a whole separate company, man.
01:29:39
And that's, that's a that's a big problem.
01:29:43
So can we get much higher
01:29:45
I. I don't know you can get much lower though I could tell you that.
01:29:49
All right. Let's get low. Waiting.
01:29:51
You don't want to get looked at as where.
01:29:53
It's where he wants them. Iron man. Is your volcano.
01:29:56
Okay? Yeah. My volcano.
01:29:58
Almost ready, man.
01:29:59
Give me a minute here. It'll be ready.
01:30:02
Like I said, I just turned it on, man, I didn't know, man.
01:30:04
That's right.
01:30:05
We ought to. Have jumping off and.
01:30:07
Have a drink.
01:30:08
Like there's.
01:30:09
Some water, right. Why don't leave?
01:30:11
Thank you for going. On the screen here.
01:30:14
Play some background music that drawn you guys can come up with.
01:30:18
And next thing you know, everybody will turn their shit on and off.
01:30:22
Away, man.
01:30:23
Fuck yeah. I just like a fat.
01:30:25
I'm just saying he's something cool, I think.
01:30:27
Fat pig. Thanks. Straw.
01:30:29
Is everybody at old time enough to roll one up.
01:30:32
And everything out there.
01:30:34
So I'm always very.
01:30:36
Happy Memorial Day.
01:30:37
Yes, people say Memorial Day.
01:30:41
Yeah.
01:30:43
It's Jesse Goodman, I love you.
01:30:45
That's all.
01:30:46
A silent little prayer for all the soldiers, man.
01:30:49
And for everything
01:30:50
that they've done in order for us to keep these freedoms that we have.
01:30:54
Yeah. Memorial day.
01:30:55
My my father didn't fight two world wars.
01:30:59
So you can squander your freedom.
01:31:01
Exactly.
01:31:02
My dad didn't fight in the Korean War just so you could squander it either, man.
01:31:07
And that war, Known as the Forgotten War.
01:31:10
But let me tell. You, I know I started with.
01:31:12
He didn't. Understand.
01:31:14
He was a medic aid.
01:31:16
And let me tell you, if that be the truth, man, he's
01:31:18
seen some shit that you know, I know he wouldn't even talk.
01:31:23
Because every time before I vet before the Vietnam War came
01:31:27
and I had a chance to get drafted, I was like.
01:31:29
Three.
01:31:31
And I asked myself, wow.
01:31:34
I asked him, yeah, three numbers.
01:31:36
I asked my dad.
01:31:37
I said, what was it like to be in war?
01:31:41
You know, I mean, I and he just looked at me and gave me the dirtiest
01:31:45
look that I've ever seen him give me and wouldn't say a word.
01:31:49
Not a word.
01:31:50
Because I go back.
01:31:54
So that'll tell you, man.
01:31:56
All right, here we go.
01:31:57
The vape is going on where others
01:32:00
and they're nice.
01:32:02
He's a cook in a way, but.
01:32:05
He was higher than a kite.
01:32:12
Brady,
01:32:13
did you accidentally type low ppm on the other mash up?
01:32:17
There are four mash ups this week.
01:32:19
One of them said low ppm.
01:32:22
Nothing I do is an accident.
01:32:24
Oh, I know well, I love the LCM.
01:32:29
Map on.
01:32:31
Yeah.
01:32:33
I'm the only.
01:32:33
If I'm the only one that thinks of the trans surgery when I hear the word Latham.
01:32:37
You lop them. Off.
01:32:38
Latham oh, we laugh them off laughing right off.
01:32:41
Is that a Russian laugh?
01:32:43
And both of.
01:32:43
Them laughing off? It is Russian hockey.
01:32:46
Oh. Got it.
01:32:50
Okay, we get much higher.
01:32:52
So high.
01:32:54
Oh oh.
01:32:57
Oh, yeah.
01:32:59
Oh, can we just watch us?
01:33:03
Oh, I love 000.
01:33:12
I finished this back of Chicago.
01:33:15
Mercy, mercy for me. Mercy.
01:33:17
You like go.
01:33:21
Oh, God, that hit me. Oh,
01:33:24
yeah. You took.
01:33:25
He was higher than a kite mechanic.
01:33:28
Okay, I'm pretty sure.
01:33:32
It was right.
01:33:33
Like you drive.
01:33:38
What?
01:33:44
Played with my ass.
01:33:45
And now it's hitting me.
01:33:49
Wow. He's never.
01:33:51
What is that?
01:33:52
It's broken.
01:33:53
Right?
01:33:56
Are you gonna pass it, Gary?
01:33:58
You're going to bogart it?
01:34:01
Oh, yeah.
01:34:02
No, I put it, I put it down.
01:34:05
It's the other side. Remember?
01:34:07
Right. Yeah.
01:34:09
It was that.
01:34:10
Yeah.
01:34:13
Yes, sure.
01:34:16
You ready?
01:34:17
I so I can't hold on German to.
01:34:20
Throw you all right.
01:34:21
From your right. Just grab it from your right.
01:34:23
Which right.
01:34:25
You're right, you're right. Got it.
01:34:26
You got it. There is.
01:34:29
Yeah. Left hand to the right side.
01:34:31
Yeah, yeah.
01:34:33
Pass the bag.
01:34:33
The bob.
01:34:38
You see that?
01:34:39
We're figuring everything out.
01:34:41
Oh. Do you know what I figured out?
01:34:43
I forgot a signal.
01:34:45
When gazelles are being chased by predators,
01:34:48
they'll they'll, practice a, a phenomenon called.
01:34:53
Starting.
01:34:55
Something that I've never heard of.
01:34:57
Starting s t o t iag starting.
01:35:01
Oh I'm that. Yeah.
01:35:02
So the gazelles don't. Seem.
01:35:04
Straight up in the air.
01:35:06
Ten, 12ft and then continue running on.
01:35:09
Now as far as getting away from predator it doesn't help whatsoever.
01:35:15
However, it is a signal
01:35:18
that lets that, predator know that it is in.
01:35:22
No, it feels like it is in no danger of being,
01:35:26
caught because it is athletically superior.
01:35:29
And that's that's what they do. It's called starting.
01:35:32
And for some reason, lions know that a high starting
01:35:37
gazelle is uncatchable and they will give up.
01:35:41
And it's, they developed this over,
01:35:44
you know, millions of years of evolution.
01:35:48
And starting is a real thing.
01:35:51
And and there's no benefit to starting.
01:35:55
There's no like that hinders their progress of getting away.
01:35:59
Jumping straight up into the air doesn't help them escape a predator, however.
01:36:03
It helps them escape a predator.
01:36:06
And what's your point here, Gary?
01:36:09
It's a paradox.
01:36:11
Well, we should do a show on paradoxes.
01:36:14
You really say that it doesn't help them escape a predator, but it does.
01:36:19
It's being with a gun.
01:36:23
I mean, come on, if it's jumped in the air, it's harder to hit.
01:36:26
And standing on the ground.
01:36:29
Absolutely.
01:36:30
It is an incredible feat.
01:36:32
And you're right, it makes it a harder target like.
01:36:34
And it's unexpected. It seems unexpected.
01:36:36
Now that you know about starting, you'll watch for it.
01:36:39
But gosh, that is just a counterintuitive measure.
01:36:43
I will. Yeah.
01:36:44
And if you say it, man, it freaks you out, man.
01:36:47
You're just an amazing.
01:36:50
What the hell?
01:36:51
Yeah.
01:36:52
Incredible feat.
01:36:52
Because you. Because it uses its legs.
01:36:55
No, it doesn't have to be hooves.
01:36:57
Know what I mean?
01:36:58
You call them feet.
01:36:59
But. But it is a different spelling.
01:37:01
It is a homonym.
01:37:03
And. Gary, man, I'm going to ask you again.
01:37:05
I'm buying this trendy shirts, man.
01:37:08
Right. Yeah.
01:37:09
Oh that's true. Yeah.
01:37:10
I, I didn't I I'm, I'm representing.
01:37:14
That's why. Gary, the mindless. Trendy man.
01:37:22
I don't
01:37:23
want to have to say it like, for yourself.
01:37:26
Brady.
01:37:26
Just read some.
01:37:27
But somebody who texted in to us, man, about a problem,
01:37:32
you should give them away.
01:37:34
Give her you neck shirt, man.
01:37:37
Oh, God.
01:37:37
Yeah. And I only have, like, two of them.
01:37:40
Nico.
01:37:45
What say you?
01:37:48
What? Say
01:37:50
what? Say
01:37:52
let's say
01:37:54
what? Say you.
01:37:55
What say you say you. What? Say you.
01:37:58
Where's the t shirts, Gary?
01:38:01
Oh, yeah. I've already got three.
01:38:03
I think I've got three.
01:38:04
You next shirts. The long sleeve brown one.
01:38:06
Two t shirts.
01:38:08
You should know by the time Gary was t shirt
01:38:10
challenged, he bought, like, $200 worth.
01:38:13
I did.
01:38:15
Yeah, well, man, I mean, shit, I used to buy tons of them for the tournaments, man.
01:38:19
Of course you did. Airbrush them, man, too.
01:38:23
Yeah, yeah, I've got, I've got the one with the upside down basket on the back.
01:38:27
Yeah.
01:38:27
But you have the, the the beginning of Uconnect seven on the disc.
01:38:32
Yeah I. Have them, I have them all.
01:38:34
I have them. All. I got a couple loaded.
01:38:36
There's a couple of them
01:38:37
uploaded on YouTube right now, but I don't know if seven is one of them.
01:38:42
No. I'm in every single one.
01:38:44
After I say I.
01:38:46
Want you to play the B, get the the beginning of the Uconnect seven man.
01:38:51
Okay. You know. Okay.
01:38:54
My. Yeah. Okay.
01:38:56
My producers have some skills.
01:38:58
Crazy math skills okay Brady.
01:39:01
Yeah okay with you next seven.
01:39:03
Yeah. Roll the clip.
01:39:04
Brady I have no idea where the hell it is.
01:39:07
Actually.
01:39:08
Okay. George.
01:39:09
Looking forward to. Okay. I just ask, man.
01:39:13
Maybe if you can't get it, maybe next week we can do it, man.
01:39:16
Right.
01:39:17
But no, my producers are really good.
01:39:21
I've got 11, ten, one that I won that I don't know.
01:39:26
Those are all on tube already.
01:39:28
Try the one you don't know.
01:39:29
The one. That I don't know is. Either. On.
01:39:31
The one that.
01:39:32
I don't know is either going to be nine. Or.
01:39:35
There is no fun.
01:39:37
None of that stuff on it, man.
01:39:39
Oh, on seven.
01:39:40
That was my first shooting it.
01:39:42
Out on YouTube.
01:39:43
YouTube won't play any music or any of that.
01:39:46
Oh no no no I've got oh no it's just two.
01:39:48
But you just call it tube.
01:39:49
But that's Brady's tube. He's got his own.
01:39:51
Oh it's just called tube. Okay.
01:39:53
Well that's what we call it but it's called what is it called.
01:39:56
Why is there a baby.
01:39:57
Yeah, I guess it is just called tube.
01:40:01
Is this a.
01:40:02
Who's got a baby? That's. It's a. Baby.
01:40:05
It's already. Yeah, it is already.
01:40:08
Holy crap. Can we.
01:40:09
There you go. There we go. Thank you.
01:40:11
Yeah, it's pretty early.
01:40:13
I was I was seven bob at the beginning, man.
01:40:16
See what you got.
01:40:17
Thanks, Brady. Is this. Thanks, Brady.
01:40:20
I don't know which one it is.
01:40:21
There it is.
01:40:22
There's the mask guy to prove.
01:40:23
You got your mask on. That's right.
01:40:27
It's a different hat though.
01:40:28
Is this one seven.
01:40:30
Hat man I always like to change up there.
01:40:33
I think I turned the volume down.
01:40:35
Oh, I'm sorry folks.
01:40:36
Man, we're we're just had a rough day. That was go.
01:40:39
All right. Yeah.
01:40:40
The whole point. You know, I've been talking on my own,
01:40:42
like trying to figure out how this works up.
01:40:45
It works for this. Goes to this row?
01:40:47
No, I've been talking on my own.
01:40:48
Like trying to figure out how this works.
01:40:51
They're my friends. You, man.
01:40:52
Oh, my God, you guys are just not having.
01:40:55
Good luck with the wood.
01:40:57
I love seeing the old holes on these.
01:40:59
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:41:03
Good job Chris. Yes,
01:41:07
a second shot.
01:41:09
Oh right by the basket.
01:41:10
Nice, right? Yeah.
01:41:13
We got Brad here on the tee or 92nd shot.
01:41:16
Excuse me.
01:41:19
Which one is this?
01:41:20
All right.
01:41:21
Nice job. Right. Yeah.
01:41:22
I some of the.
01:41:24
Power up here for birdie.
01:41:31
Shot it over.
01:41:34
Oh. Now right over the top stuff.
01:41:39
Oh, man. I just moved on it out there.
01:41:41
Somebody took it.
01:41:42
Hit the ball.
01:41:43
Just got up there, man.
01:41:45
Finish it up.
01:41:46
On all of the fuck over
01:41:49
I think it was there. Was Fowler coming up.
01:41:51
Oh no Joe Wall there. Finish.
01:41:53
That was birdie for Joe.
01:41:54
Nice birdie there Joe. Good drive man.
01:41:56
Good work
01:41:58
Chris Fowler up there.
01:42:00
Par 70.
01:42:03
Nice job Chris
01:42:06
Brad finishes off round.
01:42:08
Hole 25. That's odd.
01:42:11
What did you.
01:42:11
Drive.
01:42:12
Oh a little long.
01:42:14
Column o b o b.
01:42:16
Is that it Ryan. Up.
01:42:20
Yup that one a little bit short.
01:42:22
Going to use some height on that one Brandon oddity.
01:42:24
I think we may have watched this.
01:42:26
I remember. This hole. Yeah we've seen there's a save.
01:42:28
You can go all the way.
01:42:29
It's even go all the way to the beginning.
01:42:32
I mean. This is that's the very. Beginning of shot.
01:42:35
Yeah.
01:42:35
See it doesn't have any of the music on it or any of that stuff,
01:42:40
you know, or any of the Darth Vader that's in there and all that shit.
01:42:45
Yeah, dude takes all that crap out, man.
01:42:48
All right.
01:42:50
Yeah, see, I have. I have this.
01:42:52
Fantasy. Version somewhere.
01:42:54
I'll have to find it.
01:42:55
Yeah.
01:42:56
CD version.
01:42:57
How is that?
01:42:58
Yeah. All right. Yeah.
01:43:00
See, you know, whatever.
01:43:02
I have the disc as well. Oh, you were the tech. There.
01:43:05
You're the tech guy, too.
01:43:06
I am. I've got the Blu. Ray,
01:43:10
Challenge.
01:43:11
I've been drinking too much breathing talk.
01:43:12
I've got a Betamax cassette of it.
01:43:14
You guys saw.
01:43:15
The link in my apartment?
01:43:17
No. Too much alcohol and everything.
01:43:19
And we played this weird drinking game, and I got shitfaced.
01:43:22
That was the last time I drank anything.
01:43:24
Oh, I. Have a drink. I got carried away.
01:43:27
But you guys know I got epilepsy, so
01:43:30
it's not good to drink when you have epilepsy.
01:43:32
Oh, yeah. Oh, no.
01:43:35
Takes away from the medication you can put in a seizure, man.
01:43:39
Okay.
01:43:40
I've only had two seizures all my life, man.
01:43:43
Oh, okay.
01:43:45
Yeah. And that's. Yeah. Okay.
01:43:47
Those are the marijuana smoking man, right?
01:43:50
Marijuana.
01:43:51
I take my meds and I haven't had a seizure since then.
01:43:54
Man. Okay.
01:43:58
What was that?
01:43:59
Yeah. Everyone does.
01:44:01
He's playing clips of me saying stuff.
01:44:04
Oh, no, not you.
01:44:06
No, no, he's playing around with the me button.
01:44:09
That's fine. That's cool. Man.
01:44:10
Oh it's funny.
01:44:12
So when when my lips aren't moving,
01:44:15
it's him pressing a button or.
01:44:20
No, get.
01:44:22
Did I say that?
01:44:23
I say that.
01:44:27
Yeah.
01:44:27
I watched him suck it down.
01:44:29
Yeah, I was.
01:44:31
Just so,
01:44:33
He's got some good ones.
01:44:37
Oh, I wonder what have to bring.
01:44:38
Absolutely. Do I. Don't know.
01:44:40
Did he might have went, started looking for the YouTube videos.
01:44:44
Who knows.
01:44:46
Oh. What's your point here again, that.
01:44:48
Might be the yeah button to.
01:44:53
We do it to touch children.
01:44:55
Yeah.
01:44:55
Oh come on children let's get out.
01:44:57
We touch children. Shout out to the Boy Scouts.
01:45:01
Oh boy.
01:45:01
Oh, that was what a scout anymore.
01:45:04
What are they called now?
01:45:06
They changed their name.
01:45:07
The Cleveland Indians came to their team name.
01:45:10
All that. It's just called the Scouts.
01:45:12
The scout is what they call them.
01:45:14
The bull grass is only Gen two.
01:45:18
Capitals is any Gen Scouts is.
01:45:21
No, it's the to the list.
01:45:23
Been there.
01:45:24
He really?
01:45:29
Do all these crazy liberals, man.
01:45:34
With all due respect, that's a bunch of malarkey.
01:45:37
You got that right.
01:45:42
It's a bunch of horse manure.
01:45:46
We can,
01:45:47
I don't know if Brady's, like, off hand. He.
01:45:55
Mask, flag.
01:45:56
Half.
01:45:57
That is a.
01:46:00
What and a half I see you.
01:46:03
I've been in a relationship for.
01:46:05
I been in a relationship for more than a year.
01:46:08
We met at the gym.
01:46:09
We have similar interests and are both normally caring and loving to each other.
01:46:13
We also have similar senses of humor.
01:46:16
We moved in together
01:46:17
too quickly after only six months.
01:46:20
Our attempt at blending our kids and families has hit
01:46:23
a lot of hard bumps, he is very assertive, an aggressive parent.
01:46:27
Well, I am the opposite.
01:46:29
He helps me with pointers and advice on my
01:46:34
taming and taming my two boys attitudes,
01:46:37
and I have changed the attitudes they had before and are doing.
01:46:41
You know what? This one's fucking stupid.
01:46:43
Okay.
01:46:44
Okay. These people.
01:46:46
Now let's start over.
01:46:47
My father can.
01:46:49
My father considers himself a deeply religious man.
01:46:53
He believes that anyone who doesn't conform to his beliefs is going to hell.
01:46:58
He told my sister she is going to hell
01:47:02
that my brothers will take a celebration of life.
01:47:05
He announced to everyone that my brother was going to hell because he was cool.
01:47:11
Holy shit. Wow.
01:47:12
He also criticized.
01:47:14
He also criticized arrangements.
01:47:16
You see. Brother.
01:47:21
And he also.
01:47:23
He also criticized the arrangements, even though they were exactly
01:47:25
what my brother requested.
01:47:27
I pulled them aside and asked him to quit saying these things.
01:47:30
He refused and declared, quote, this conversation is over and quote.
01:47:35
The next morning the family voted unanimously, unanimously to ask him
01:47:40
to leave.
01:47:41
Being the eldest, I was elected to deliver, to deliver the news to him.
01:47:45
He and my stepmother didn't take it well and both said a lot of terrible things.
01:47:49
Now they refused to accept that the whole family agreed to it
01:47:53
and they blame me for it.
01:47:56
Any ideas on how to repair the damage?
01:47:58
My stepmother.
01:47:59
My stepmother suggested I lie and say it was just me and I am sorry.
01:48:03
Neither is true.
01:48:04
Maybe it's the best I remain engaged in.
01:48:08
Maybe it's the best estimate.
01:48:09
Yeah, maybe it's best.
01:48:11
I remain estranged from my father, and he and I.
01:48:14
And he can have a normal relationship with the rest of his family.
01:48:17
Signed truth teller in Georgia.
01:48:20
Okay. Truth teller, you are now estranged.
01:48:23
That was the end.
01:48:25
That's going too far.
01:48:27
Some people are real sensitive about being sent to hell.
01:48:33
And I'm taking time out.
01:48:35
Little time out for dinner.
01:48:39
Bob. What?
01:48:41
Oh, you were finished talking.
01:48:43
Then what if someone.
01:48:45
What if someone told you
01:48:46
because of your choices and lifestyle, you're going to hell.
01:48:50
What would you say to that?
01:48:53
Hey. To them?
01:48:54
Yeah, I wouldn't say anything.
01:48:56
I would say that's. That's in your mind.
01:49:00
Yeah.
01:49:00
It's so, estranged is a good way to put that.
01:49:04
You don't want to associate with that person ever again.
01:49:08
So there you have.
01:49:10
It is strange in Houston.
01:49:13
Whole idea is to try and patch things out so
01:49:15
you find an equilibrium if you don't try.
01:49:19
There are some things that cannot be repaired.
01:49:22
I agree, but you at least have to try first.
01:49:25
And then if it can't be repaired, then you move on.
01:49:30
I'm saying move on first.
01:49:31
Like give up. It's very. Liberating. And give. Me.
01:49:34
I know now if we relaxed up and agreed on everything, we wouldn't have a show.
01:49:39
There has to be a conflict, and we have a severe conflict here.
01:49:43
Because I skip a step that you insist is necessary, right?
01:49:49
I do okay, yeah.
01:49:50
No, I was trying to fairly think you're the opposing gentleman.
01:49:56
Let's broaden our mind.
01:49:58
Larry Lawrence.
01:50:00
Say what? I didn't hear you.
01:50:02
I know I was saying exactly what, was this as,
01:50:06
the guy who shows up to all the Lakers games, Jack Nicholson.
01:50:09
Okay.
01:50:10
He likes to repeat the soundboard, but you.
01:50:14
Yeah.
01:50:15
I love it.
01:50:15
He does? Yes.
01:50:18
Where does Brady keep going?
01:50:22
No, no, no, I'm right here.
01:50:24
No, no.
01:50:26
If I don't yeah I hope that
01:50:29
that topic up to conversation or this is ever be a real short show.
01:50:33
Okay. Hit it.
01:50:35
All right. Yeah.
01:50:37
Oh I'm just saying. Yeah.
01:50:39
I guess at least as dry.
01:50:42
Try to find a way.
01:50:44
And then if you can't, man, and things don't go away,
01:50:47
you know, then it's time to move on then, man.
01:50:50
Because I.
01:50:51
I disagree wholeheartedly.
01:50:53
As dry because then when you art it all the Gary.
01:50:57
Yeah it goes out. This goes down.
01:50:59
And you can ask draw fans down into believing in God or not.
01:51:04
I know and I do not.
01:51:06
Down to and you do not and I do.
01:51:08
I know you know what I mean.
01:51:10
If it wasn't for believing in what God man.
01:51:12
There you would not anything in life man.
01:51:15
I do have things in life.
01:51:17
Yeah.
01:51:18
That's why Gary the mindless, trendy man.
01:51:20
But I am a little offended.
01:51:23
Yeah, you're my niche.
01:51:24
Trendy, that's for sure.
01:51:25
I think that was well established.
01:51:28
My my.
01:51:28
Thing. Trendy, man, if you want to look at it.
01:51:31
You know, it.
01:51:31
Seems like. The alcohol has.
01:51:33
I, I.
01:51:35
I love that clip too.
01:51:37
No. Yes. Yes.
01:51:41
But I'm just saying then that.
01:51:42
Okay. What about. What do you think, man.
01:51:45
Yeah.
01:51:46
What do you think? Draw.
01:51:49
I think he's kind of like, here's the.
01:51:53
I've never even asked what I thought this is.
01:51:55
I know.
01:51:56
Yeah, a new. Segment.
01:51:57
I didn't.
01:52:00
Know and I know he's a little.
01:52:03
He's a little forward.
01:52:04
He he is, he is, his, his beliefs.
01:52:06
And he has the right to them.
01:52:07
But, it's a it's a bit forward.
01:52:09
I respect his, right for saying it.
01:52:11
It brings quite, the amount of entertainment.
01:52:15
It's much like, you know.
01:52:17
Well, it's not, entertainment.
01:52:19
You don't forget he he.
01:52:20
No, no.
01:52:20
I'm just saying externally, externally,
01:52:22
if it was happening to me, I would fucking hate it.
01:52:24
But since it's not happening to me, it's hilarious.
01:52:26
I love it, I love as long as it's not happening to you, it's entertaining.
01:52:30
Like, you know, you could have a retarded child that sucks if you.
01:52:34
But if it's not you.
01:52:36
It's kind of funny. You know, you can poke fun.
01:52:37
You can and not like like it's something that you're
01:52:41
not in
01:52:41
like a harmful way, but just go amongst yourselves.
01:52:45
Amongst yourselves.
01:52:46
You might just make a dumb joke or not.
01:52:48
Draw story.
01:52:50
Yeah. Draw story.
01:52:52
Yeah. Okay. No, man, I see.
01:52:54
This is this is more.
01:52:55
We've got a bumper for. This is interesting.
01:52:57
It's a bumper.
01:52:58
Bring. You.
01:53:07
This is more of an.
01:53:08
I apologize in advance, but it goes along with what I said.
01:53:11
But my brother and I were, a handful of years ago, was in front of
01:53:14
in my truck and my,
01:53:16
in front of my parents house, and we were just sitting in the truck smoking weed.
01:53:20
And it was during the day and like, this woman walks by with,
01:53:23
her son and her son has a retardation.
01:53:27
The the kind with the hands that.
01:53:30
Yeah, I understand what you're saying. Right.
01:53:31
And that's fine. Whatever.
01:53:33
But she had, like, this rope that was tied around his waist
01:53:37
that had the, like, the thing tied down, like
01:53:40
like she was almost trying to train it back to normal.
01:53:44
And my brother and I were just kind of laughing about, like, you.
01:53:46
Like you. Is that a thing? Like.
01:53:51
Like we were just kind of curious if that was a thing
01:53:53
or if she came up with that on her own.
01:53:55
Like, she just kind of trains it down and she just ties it that way.
01:53:58
Okay.
01:53:59
You could buy these things.
01:54:01
Really?
01:54:02
Yeah. It looks kind of cruel. It was fucking weird.
01:54:04
It was really weird.
01:54:06
And you could hold it with your hand.
01:54:08
I mean, I somebody came up with an idea they that long to.
01:54:12
It's like, straighten that bridge out.
01:54:13
We're just going to tie it down. Yeah.
01:54:17
And it's weird.
01:54:17
Have you never seen it before? But. Yeah.
01:54:19
Morbid, morbid humor.
01:54:21
Yeah.
01:54:21
Yeah, that's kind of a dark.
01:54:33
We we didn't
01:54:34
see it to the the people that we they walked by
01:54:37
and we joked about it to ourselves as they walked by.
01:54:41
No one was hurt.
01:54:44
No one was hurt a straw.
01:54:47
Yeah. Not nobody was. But that was that.
01:54:50
It was a private inside the what it was is sarcasm, you know.
01:54:55
Right.
01:54:55
Yeah.
01:54:56
Like if, if that person needed.
01:54:58
Books like if.
01:54:59
If someone came up and tried to sell.
01:55:01
Sarcasm, man, just you know.
01:55:04
Sorry, George.
01:55:05
No, no. I'm sorry. We're stepping on each other.
01:55:07
It's the delay.
01:55:08
We'll just blame it on the delay. Not my.
01:55:10
This is just. Talk. Now. Go ahead.
01:55:12
It's all. Yours.
01:55:13
No. If somebody if
01:55:14
if some random person came up and, like, just tried to stab the two people.
01:55:19
I put the H on it to emphasize it's the guy.
01:55:22
I would I would have gotten out of the car and ran to to like,
01:55:26
help them, you know, like, it's not like I'm like against either of them, you know?
01:55:30
No. Right. I agree, lady. Why did you play that drop?
01:55:34
It's funny.
01:55:36
Hey, he it was hilarious as well.
01:55:38
He thought it was poorly timed. Really?
01:55:41
Well, I the worse it's time, the better it's timed.
01:55:45
You were right, I was wrong.
01:55:47
I apologize.
01:55:49
I will never say any form of,
01:55:54
You know, I'm cured of that.
01:55:56
That's appeared.
01:55:57
Yeah.
01:55:58
He's completely sounds like he's completely cured.
01:56:01
Yeah. I'm a Chinese jet pilot, too.
01:56:04
Yes, you are. A what now?
01:56:06
Chinese jet pilot.
01:56:08
Do you do you know what we're here for? The.
01:56:11
Have you ever seen the movie Army of Darkness?
01:56:14
Yes. Everyone has.
01:56:16
I mean, there's so many one liners in that.
01:56:18
Oh, yeah. Oh, there.
01:56:20
Yes, my boomstick man.
01:56:25
Bruce. Campbell.
01:56:26
Awesome in that, man. Yes, totally.
01:56:28
I'm here to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of bubble gum, man.
01:56:32
Yeah, that's Roddy Piper and they live. Yeah.
01:56:35
Oh, shit. Roddy Piper. Man.
01:56:38
Yeah, that's fantastic man.
01:56:40
That movie. So.
01:56:43
Yeah.
01:56:43
It's so awesome.
01:56:45
And I think, Well, what's the black guy's name?
01:56:47
Lou Gossett Junior is that. That is.
01:56:50
I think so. Yeah.
01:56:53
I think I know his name.
01:56:54
Then they got that.
01:56:55
I put the H on it to emphasize.
01:56:57
Yeah.
01:56:59
He's got those weird green eyes, man.
01:57:01
It's just. Oh, yeah.
01:57:03
It's like the devil right there, man.
01:57:05
It's freaky.
01:57:07
It is totally freaky, man.
01:57:10
Totally freaky.
01:57:12
What if what if what man?
01:57:15
What what's Brady got something going.
01:57:17
I don't know where is housewares?
01:57:19
Well, he's got Halpert.
01:57:21
They're all like, split. What is it. Like? Oh, yeah.
01:57:23
Are, you.
01:57:24
Know, we need to see it is right.
01:57:25
Now and share it
01:57:28
right there.
01:57:29
You got good.
01:57:30
Injectors left town, bro.
01:57:35
Play that one again.
01:57:36
Yeah.
01:57:37
It's really a flesh wound.
01:57:40
Is I boomstick?
01:57:42
Boomstick? You want to kill me?
01:57:44
This is brutal.
01:57:44
You want. To go stuff up.
01:57:47
Blow.
01:57:50
What? Yo.
01:57:51
She bitch.
01:57:54
Let's go back.
01:57:56
Groovy.
01:57:57
Who the hell?
01:57:59
All right.
01:58:03
Honey, you got to invite me.
01:58:06
Lady, I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to leave this door.
01:58:10
I love that.
01:58:11
That was. Wonderful.
01:58:13
Fantastic, man.
01:58:14
It's great. Yeah.
01:58:16
I love very entertaining.
01:58:18
Yeah.
01:58:19
I was marginally entertained. I'm glad you.
01:58:21
That is a.
01:58:22
You are mildly entertained.
01:58:24
Well, that's what I'm saying, man, a whole different.
01:58:26
I don't know what that is.
01:58:27
That's, that's I don't know, that's, like.
01:58:31
It's before. Jaws.
01:58:32
Oh, nobody stands for murder,
01:58:35
baby.
01:58:36
I can hear you, but I can't see you.
01:58:37
It's kind of, He's shrunk himself, man.
01:58:41
Yeah, it's baby. Baby now.
01:58:43
Okay, that's. That's better.
01:58:45
Down. Now.
01:58:46
Should we all do the same thing? No,
01:58:50
I. I can't make I can't even make it.
01:58:55
Do it
01:58:57
naked.
01:58:59
Oh, he said.
01:59:00
I actually can.
01:59:02
We can't have competing.
01:59:04
We're all going to get naked.
01:59:06
But everybody.
01:59:07
But it doesn't look like anything.
01:59:09
It will open.
01:59:10
Again. A lot of trouble for that shit.
01:59:12
Yeah.
01:59:13
One doesn't have a picture in it.
01:59:16
You need to put a picture. No,
01:59:19
I put a picture. Right.
01:59:21
It's people like you that really irritate me.
01:59:23
Like our other commenters.
01:59:24
They give us a problem, but they don't give us the solution.
01:59:27
Right? Yeah, yeah.
01:59:28
I'm not even interested in your problem.
01:59:30
If you don't have a. Suggestion
01:59:32
for at.
01:59:32
Least a legitimate suggestion.
01:59:35
And what I saw is there's something that I don't understand.
01:59:38
So it gives me encouragement to learn is what I learn.
01:59:40
Oh my God, the point is made in script.
01:59:42
That was that was just stupid.
01:59:44
Like, what are you going to learn from not figuring something out?
01:59:47
Well, I learned that you need a picture, so I figure it out.
01:59:52
Figure it out.
01:59:52
And what.
01:59:54
Figure it out is, strong,
01:59:57
a strong way to say anything like, you know, like, where's the screwdriver?
02:00:02
Figure it out, or, like, why can't I get this to work?
02:00:05
Figure it out like it's insulting?
02:00:08
Are you saying.
02:00:09
It's like you should be able to do this on your own?
02:00:11
I won't help you figure it out yourself.
02:00:15
No. Yes, yes.
02:00:17
Like, sort yourself out.
02:00:20
Yeah, well, like there's something wrong with you.
02:00:24
They may be. Right.
02:00:26
There may be something wrong with me.
02:00:28
But if you would educate me and let me know what's going on.
02:00:31
Exactly.
02:00:32
You have to offer a counter measure.
02:00:35
At least the counter measure might be.
02:00:38
It seems like the alcohol has something to do with it.
02:00:41
I have a few suggestions. If you're if you're asking.
02:00:46
I'm taking notes.
02:00:47
And what do you suggest? Man, I it was a joke.
02:00:49
I yeah, I know.
02:00:51
We don't want to pull that thread.
02:00:53
Right.
02:00:54
I don't know, man.
02:00:55
What thread he's talking about.
02:00:57
Right. Gary's false. Right?
02:01:00
Oh, yeah.
02:01:01
Aries false. False.
02:01:04
Aries ball.
02:01:05
No. Yeah, yeah.
02:01:07
Oh, Gary bald Aries felt balls.
02:01:11
It's exactly the Aries ball.
02:01:14
Right where
02:01:15
if there was any part of the thumb that was up north, that's Gary's fault.
02:01:18
If there was an earthquake, it would happen on Gary's fault.
02:01:21
Okay.
02:01:23
You wanted to call this show fetishes?
02:01:27
Did you know there's such a thing as a toaster fetish?
02:01:31
I did not.
02:01:32
There you go. You're welcome.
02:01:35
What do you.
02:01:35
What did you say?
02:01:36
Poster like a piece of paper? No.
02:01:38
Oh, with a picture. Oh, toaster. Yeah.
02:01:41
Yeah, it's a real thing.
02:01:44
Those did. I didn't just make it up.
02:01:48
Well, I
02:01:49
heard it and I heard about it, and it seems very strange,
02:01:54
but you can you can probably figure out what it's about,
02:01:58
but it still doesn't make any sense.
02:02:04
I guess.
02:02:06
Does it make dollars?
02:02:07
Oh, the thing is, now.
02:02:10
I, Well, if fetishes was the thing, the main thing would be foot fetishes.
02:02:15
I think that's the main.
02:02:16
Like, if you if you think of fetishes.
02:02:19
Well, the number one.
02:02:20
There are people I know.
02:02:22
I talked with my daughter and she said she knows of people
02:02:26
that have quit jobs and gone on, YouTube or whatever.
02:02:30
And walked around barefoot. That's it.
02:02:32
Someone, my girlfriend, my girlfriend, jokingly her and I haven't jokingly.
02:02:37
You may like to year now doing so.
02:02:40
She she started one for fun and then her friend
02:02:43
that work also started one, but my girl said she started. It for fun.
02:02:47
Hold on a second. Well, no no no she didn't.
02:02:49
She did not post anything.
02:02:50
She did not post anything. But she was about to.
02:02:53
But she did not because her dad does her taxes.
02:02:55
So she has.
02:02:55
To explain how OnlyFans works,
02:02:57
where you have to pay money to see what's really on there.
02:02:59
Maybe you like for money.
02:03:01
You sound like a pro.
02:03:02
It's not like it's for the rest. But,
02:03:06
Well,
02:03:07
I a lot about, you know what I'm saying?
02:03:10
Funny.
02:03:10
So her, her, her coworker, the, I sort of.
02:03:13
I told an abortion story, that, a
02:03:16
while back, a same coworker,
02:03:19
she did the same thing.
02:03:21
So the abortion story was a horror story?
02:03:23
The long story short, my girlfriend launder money to get an abortion.
02:03:28
She already had two kids.
02:03:31
She only had two kids with the same guy, and,
02:03:34
so she wanted an abortion, and so she.
02:03:36
My girlfriend loaned or money
02:03:37
to get an abortion, and unfortunately, she had an abortion, and it was,
02:03:40
like, horrifically, it was very bloody bled for like, a week.
02:03:44
It it was a lot of pain.
02:03:46
And, it was so traumatic that, about eight months later, she got pregnant again.
02:03:51
And rather than having another abortion, she she, she had the child.
02:03:55
She kept it so,
02:03:57
just just a lesson learned
02:03:59
when it comes to all these people that are so pro-abortion.
02:04:02
It's not it's not all sunshine and rainbows, you know, it's it's
02:04:05
a traumatic experience.
02:04:07
Oh, there it is. It's.
02:04:08
You're ripping.
02:04:09
You're ripping something that's attached to you out.
02:04:14
And it's like.
02:04:14
Having something surgically removed. From.
02:04:17
I talked to them about it, man.
02:04:19
Finish him.
02:04:19
But like, they, they they don't even want to talk to you.
02:04:24
And then you, you know, like.
02:04:25
You need to be you need to be valid.
02:04:27
You should be balanced.
02:04:28
You have all these these bitches, man.
02:04:33
They're they're I don't know, it's like
02:04:36
it's like they're from being from fucking Mars, man.
02:04:39
Look, that's fine and dandy if you want to have that shit done,
02:04:42
but it's like the people that, like, are bragging all about it.
02:04:44
Like, it's like, Yeah, I know. Like a badge of honor.
02:04:47
It's like. So down here. Yeah.
02:04:51
Yeah.
02:04:54
Brady Children.
02:04:56
You have a mashup of Snowboard Kids two and the.
02:04:59
Touch children.
02:05:00
Slide show, touch.
02:05:02
Children song touch children.
02:05:04
Shout out to the Boy Scouts.
02:05:06
On the Boy Scouts. They do? Yeah.
02:05:08
Is it possible to make a mashup between the children?
02:05:12
So bored kids do that.
02:05:14
And I and. My entry music.
02:05:16
And I can play it on my and I can I, but I got my I can play snowboard kids too.
02:05:22
But that game is really boring.
02:05:23
It's like, like Mario Kart.
02:05:25
It's like a one of you Mario Kart, except worse.
02:05:27
Do you use Retro Arch on your Mac?
02:05:31
Store your Mac. So.
02:05:33
So you're using I don't know what I, you know.
02:05:35
Oh, open EMU number one, open the M1 Mac.
02:05:39
Fucking gorgeous. Right?
02:05:41
Might be number one. It might be the best.
02:05:43
But only problem is it doesn't it doesn't do our arcade emulation.
02:05:47
Now, it's so weird.
02:05:49
So I have this old I have this old touchscreen before.
02:05:51
So Sony Vaio, they used to be my go to Sony because I love Sony.
02:05:55
Yeah.
02:05:56
Windows PC, Sony Vaio.
02:05:57
I had this touch screen and it was one of the first ever
02:06:00
touch screen PCs that you could buy, right?
02:06:03
And I just finally brought it up north, because I'm going to leave it up north
02:06:06
and connect it to a TV here so we can just play like,
02:06:10
pirated, you know, videos and whatnot and stuff.
02:06:13
Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Right.
02:06:15
And and so on that I have retro art and that was like,
02:06:19
I haven't used this thing in probably ten years.
02:06:22
15 years. Like. Yeah.
02:06:24
And it's funny that I just plugged it in recently like today earlier today.
02:06:28
And then I got Brady sent me a text message
02:06:31
within like two hours of retro arts, and it's like, I haven't even fucking
02:06:35
consider that name in forever.
02:06:36
And then all of a sudden he's bringing it up.
02:06:37
It was the weirdest fucking thing.
02:06:39
Yeah. Ain't that a trip when that shit happens, man?
02:06:42
It's weird because it happens to me an awful lot
02:06:44
and it happens to my girlfriend. Well, you might as well.
02:06:46
There's no such. Thing as coincidence. It's so weird.
02:06:49
Oh, there is.
02:06:50
Oh, there's all kinds of weird shit.
02:06:52
Yeah. Who?
02:06:55
Yeah.
02:06:55
So the reason the reason I brought up, which is because we can play.
02:06:58
We can play, remotely, you know, we can play online against one another.
02:07:01
Players, when you have them rush or so.
02:07:04
Retro arch you and it's broken.
02:07:06
There's a mac version.
02:07:07
There's a mac version.
02:07:09
Okay.
02:07:10
There's open
02:07:11
just doesn't do arcade emulation. Well.
02:07:13
So that's just it though.
02:07:14
So if if you know a little bit you can use your emulator
02:07:17
if you, if you like that emulator and you can still plug it into we all does
02:07:20
it only work on Mac or can we have it because we all have to have the same.
02:07:23
Open you EMU is is only.
02:07:25
I wish it worked on windows because I'd love to have it on other mediums.
02:07:28
But no, it's only only Mac.
02:07:31
Yeah, but yeah, retro, which is an all in one platform
02:07:35
because all the other ones, you have to have a separate emulators
02:07:38
for every single system.
02:07:39
Yeah. Ones are retro. Art.
02:07:41
You're doing the same thing. That's just it's just.
02:07:43
Always. A repo.
02:07:44
There's a repo where it downloads the emulator for you. It's all out of.
02:07:47
Yeah. And then it presents it for you. Yeah.
02:07:49
Okay. I forgot what you said.
02:07:50
What? Open you mean?
02:07:52
Oh, you bet I just get my vaporizer again.
02:07:55
Yeah, well, I don't know if you can do open emu.
02:07:57
Yeah, there's a. Online, but.
02:08:02
But yeah, we'll get it set up next time because we get the.
02:08:04
The video game at the end was one of my favorite parts of the show.
02:08:07
I like keeping. It.
02:08:08
Oh yeah. Yeah. Oh you ask me the question.
02:08:11
And what was my favorite, you know, old time arcade game.
02:08:15
Yeah, yeah.
02:08:16
Frogger, Pac-Man, donkey Kong.
02:08:19
I, my favorite Garry was Tempest.
02:08:23
Tempest? Yeah.
02:08:24
You know, we.
02:08:26
The one thing, Mount Rushmore.
02:08:29
Was they are not ranked one through four.
02:08:31
It is just. Oh, there's a four.
02:08:34
If you go with popularity, you got to go, it
02:08:37
pre Mortal Kombat, I mean, because that was huge.
02:08:41
Yeah. Like. Yeah.
02:08:42
Mortal Kombat was good. Yeah.
02:08:44
There's no it's any game you played any time. There's no pressure.
02:08:47
Oh you got you got to include Pac-Man.
02:08:49
More is not like.
02:08:51
Sure I already said Donkey Kong.
02:08:53
It started the whole Mario thing. Greatest ever.
02:08:57
Frogger.
02:08:57
A lot of games. Frogger was big for me.
02:09:00
And every pitfall pitfall was huge.
02:09:04
Pitfall was good, and so was the other one.
02:09:07
Dragon's lair.
02:09:09
Other asteroids are to me.
02:09:12
Yeah. Oh. Yeah.
02:09:15
Miss. Come in. Wait. That's.
02:09:16
No. Yeah.
02:09:17
For one, you got to play. Two over missile.
02:09:20
I don't know, I just picked one.
02:09:21
I and plus, I don't have a controller that I can plug into a USB port because.
02:09:25
That's the original 2005 Snowboard kids.
02:09:28
That's a fantastic game. Two.
02:09:31
Yeah, I never played.
02:09:32
It was a Mario Kart ripoff. Is that what you said?
02:09:34
Yeah, it's a Mario Kart ripoff.
02:09:36
It predates it.
02:09:37
But, man, snowboard goods is the Japanese company.
02:09:40
It actually does not predate it, so. Thank you.
02:09:43
I don't know why, right.
02:09:44
No, but 13 years.
02:09:45
It beat it three years.
02:09:48
Mario Kart predates the word kids by 13 years.
02:09:52
Joke. Okay. Thank you.
02:09:54
But it doesn't prove causality.
02:09:57
Mario Kart was on Snes.
02:09:59
Super Nintendo,
02:10:01
this is Nintendo 64.
02:10:02
I think it was an unrelated development.
02:10:04
It's the same.
02:10:06
Have in same. Game. They originated that game.
02:10:08
They originated the concept of racing and then collecting,
02:10:13
objects and coins and getting boosts and having
02:10:16
the things that you shoot out of life, you know, no one, no one ever did that.
02:10:19
No one ever did that total concept in this dynamic.
02:10:21
Before. Right?
02:10:22
Yeah.
02:10:23
You use you use what's going on and improve on it.
02:10:26
And that's what they did.
02:10:27
This isn't an A, this is an A. Nintendo never had the best.
02:10:30
Oh my god it's so bad after play
02:10:33
once you know what you're doing
02:10:36
you could have some very competitive snowboard kids two games I'm telling you
02:10:40
the races get very yeah yeah the races get very good basic.
02:10:44
That's why it's everyone's.
02:10:46
Everyone's boxed in by the same bullshit.
02:10:49
So it can't be that different.
02:10:51
Oh it's fantastic. It really is good.
02:10:54
Why won't this register?
02:10:57
My eunuch back up is still unzipping.
02:10:59
If the if the disc.
02:11:01
If I have the videos in there, it'll be done in.
02:11:05
It says it's. Done.
02:11:07
It. Really?
02:11:09
Why won't this register on my keyboard?
02:11:12
This is bullshit.
02:11:13
I can't, I can't, I don't know.
02:11:14
So yeah, in order to have our gameplay segment,
02:11:17
everybody involved has to get a device and and most likely a controller.
02:11:21
If it's on your phone, you can actually have the screen
02:11:23
in the middle and the controller has touch buttons on the side.
02:11:25
But I try to play it.
02:11:26
There's yours on the phone.
02:11:28
Yeah. Oh, I'm on the phone.
02:11:30
I'll do that.
02:11:30
I'll do the PlayStation has remote play and I'll do that with my PlayStation.
02:11:35
And it's it's. Manageable.
02:11:36
But on the. PlayStation.
02:11:39
Really?
02:11:40
Yeah. Literally I'm gonna I'm going to totally pimp out retro.
02:11:43
It's literally.
02:11:45
I'm not sure what you mean by you.
02:11:47
We're not going to we're not going to write it.
02:11:48
And anytime somebody says literally, I literally.
02:11:51
Literally, literally, literally.
02:11:54
Like, like such it.
02:11:55
Literally or such as.
02:11:58
I don't know, man.
02:11:59
There's a couple pronunciations for that, man.
02:12:02
You know,
02:12:03
are you doing or are you talking in a way?
02:12:09
Oh, it's not proper grammar.
02:12:10
I always talk.
02:12:11
That's comes down to grammar, man.
02:12:14
You know.
02:12:16
I go back to people making work.
02:12:20
They need.
02:12:26
Parents
02:12:27
for. Incoherent syntax.
02:12:29
So important.
02:12:33
Right.
02:12:34
Sin and tax I think. So, yeah.
02:12:36
The taxes.
02:12:38
Yeah. Yes.
02:12:40
Here's our platforms of retro art.
02:12:43
For whatever reason, they have a different version
02:12:46
for every set of windows kernel, which, if you're still on windows 95,
02:12:52
I am.
02:12:55
Actually, I have a computer
02:12:56
I could probably boot up with windows 95 on it right now.
02:12:59
Yeah.
02:13:00
I'm not sure what haiku is, but apparently
02:13:03
it's a system or an operating
02:13:06
on page. Right.
02:13:07
So I tried to I tried to go to the play Store and download it on my Android phone,
02:13:10
but it said my phone was too new, so I had to go to the Galaxy store.
02:13:15
Okay, Galaxy phone, get it at the Galaxy store.
02:13:17
You should do that. What's your tablet carry?
02:13:19
Is it Android.
02:13:20
Or, An Asus?
02:13:27
Acid.
02:13:27
I could probably get it from the Google Play Store.
02:13:30
Asus masses.
02:13:33
Asus.
02:13:35
Asus. There's some.
02:13:37
You've got a.
02:13:39
Mac version right there.
02:13:40
There's a new Mac version, Apple TV.
02:13:43
You put it right on your Apple TV. Xbox.
02:13:46
Yeah, but.
02:13:47
I've got the actual console and the cartridge and the controllers.
02:13:52
You can install it on every PlayStation from PlayStation Vita to PlayStation.
02:13:56
I can just play it on the console.
02:13:58
Honestly, I don't think this is updated.
02:14:00
Or there's Xbox Series.
02:14:02
You got to. Pirate some. Shit.
02:14:03
I'm sure you can't just straight up download it.
02:14:06
I have the real game.
02:14:08
Oh four and three is coming soon.
02:14:10
Sorry, I don't know. What.
02:14:13
PES three and four for.
02:14:14
This retro game system is coming soon so you can't.
02:14:18
Oh, and if you want to just try it out, you can do it right in your browser.
02:14:21
Well, I thought we could try that,
02:14:23
but without a controller, it was very difficult.
02:14:26
Okay.
02:14:27
Do you have any type of controller you can plug in?
02:14:29
Yeah. Okay. Jerry. Yeah. Okay.
02:14:32
And oh, and my favorite open dingus opening.
02:14:36
It's.
02:14:38
No, no.
02:14:43
Oh. Did you know that in the. No.
02:14:45
Video game ownership will be something of the past?
02:14:48
That's old. We all are.
02:14:50
You know how you and I don't even mean buying a CD.
02:14:52
I mean, at least now you can buy a digital version and own the game.
02:14:56
Yeah, I have the game.
02:14:57
I'm telling you, I have the game right there.
02:15:00
They're undoing that right now.
02:15:01
You're going to you're going to have to join it like, Paramount Plus or whatever.
02:15:04
995 a month.
02:15:06
You're going to get to the right to play the game.
02:15:07
And when you stop paying 995 a month,
02:15:09
you will not have the right to play the game anymore.
02:15:12
And all gaming platform, all gaming.
02:15:15
What are those things called? Companies.
02:15:18
That's not the word I was thinking of, but I'll use that.
02:15:20
I'm not that stupid.
02:15:21
What? Gaming.
02:15:22
You know. What are they called? Developers.
02:15:24
They're all switching to that pay by month pay.
02:15:28
But, you know, you basically rent the version.
02:15:31
You're not even renting the game.
02:15:32
You're renting the right to access the game.
02:15:34
You're right.
02:15:35
That's exactly it. You're right in the right. But ever man.
02:15:42
That's a bunch of horseshit, man.
02:15:44
But the next generation will just keep paying by month.
02:15:47
Yeah, well, that's the problem, man.
02:15:49
You know, they they these
02:15:50
these fans got to stand up and say some shit about this, man.
02:15:54
It's worth it.
02:15:57
Yeah.
02:15:59
Young people, all these 39.
02:16:01
Pieces of shit or
02:16:04
my friends sit in their car and they're mine from.
02:16:09
Mindless.
02:16:10
Mindless trendies.
02:16:12
That's right.
02:16:14
Those guys matter about, about a three quarter
02:16:17
ball short or a three quarter fries.
02:16:19
Of French fries. Man.
02:16:22
I put him back up there.
02:16:24
Who as? As is. All right, I'm top.
02:16:27
There you go.
02:16:28
I thought.
02:16:31
Like this one.
02:16:32
This one's massive. Yeah.
02:16:35
The guest cam.
02:16:37
Oh, yeah.
02:16:38
Do you.
02:16:39
See what I. See?
02:16:43
It's so creepy.
02:16:44
Like, Bob is a paranoid schizo about, like, some some homosexuals,
02:16:49
like, hitting on him or, like, waving him a little.
02:16:52
So that's all I'd like to say.
02:16:56
Yeah.
02:16:56
I wonder what happened to brother to tonight.
02:16:59
Well. Yeah.
02:17:00
Oh, no, man, he can't handle the man.
02:17:03
Right? Yeah. Yeah, supposedly.
02:17:06
Most definitely.
02:17:07
Yes, I know.
02:17:10
Have a good night, flat.
02:17:11
Talk to you, buddy.
02:17:14
I think it's the problem of like minded people seeking like minded.
02:17:17
And I'm not.
02:17:18
I'm not for or against Biden or Trump, but clearly
02:17:23
I disagree with the things he said about Biden
02:17:26
more than I disagree with the things you said about Trump.
02:17:29
Still don't nobody want nobody won the debate.
02:17:31
So we have to continue, right?
02:17:33
To be continued.
02:17:35
At a later date. And
02:17:38
and I we both to the election man I like hey
02:17:41
look what the hell they said about him in the Bronx. Man.
02:17:46
The people they said.
02:17:48
What do you mean pull like 15,000 people to that park man.
02:17:54
Who? Biden.
02:17:55
Yeah. He pulls a lot of people.
02:17:56
Yeah.
02:17:57
Right now I'm a Chinese jet fighter. Two.
02:18:00
He's a Japanese jet fighter.
02:18:02
With all due. Respect, that's the marquee. Yeah.
02:18:04
I wouldn't be surprised if Biden is not the candidate.
02:18:07
And then I wouldn't be surprised
02:18:09
if they're polling numbers say that Trump wins, that they pull some
02:18:13
crazy.
02:18:13
I mean, they'll go out to all that war and then declare a state of emergency.
02:18:18
And yeah, we'll just go out.
02:18:20
We'll go to war then, man.
02:18:21
It's it's due. To the four three.
02:18:24
We're we're.
02:18:26
So I'm going to ask the I'm going to ask the viewers comment please.
02:18:29
As far as you've been told, we're fighting for democracy in the Ukraine, correct?
02:18:33
No. In some form or another, I don't not not in reality.
02:18:36
I'm saying that's what they say.
02:18:38
I don't care what he say is not the truth.
02:18:40
You got. So what's their what's their president's name?
02:18:43
I forgot the weirdo.
02:18:44
Who knows?
02:18:45
Man, my piano is Yakov Smirnoff.
02:18:47
He's box.
02:18:48
Oh, man. Already, you know.
02:18:50
Let him hear. Putin. Putin's Russia in the Ukraine.
02:18:52
Is another. 000. I'm sorry.
02:18:55
I'm government of
02:18:57
that guy.
02:18:57
So to me. The Ski Zelensky.
02:19:00
Yeah.
02:19:00
So Zelensky has no elections until further notice because they're war.
02:19:05
So if we're fighting for democracy we literally stopped
02:19:09
literally stopped democracy.
02:19:11
Right.
02:19:11
How many democracies are we fighting for?
02:19:14
Isn't that like a lot of them that one.
02:19:16
Yeah. It says I stand for peace.
02:19:19
And I don't care
02:19:19
how many men, women and children I have to kill to achieve it for you.
02:19:23
I agree with you, but we're both wrong.
02:19:27
John Cena. Yes.
02:19:31
Right.
02:19:33
That's all I know about wrestling.
02:19:35
Mean, you know.
02:19:35
Yeah. You're right.
02:19:38
I did download the wrestling.
02:19:39
There's a awf no mercy is that.
02:19:42
That's a good and 64 gamer. Yeah, man.
02:19:45
That's one of the better ones.
02:19:46
Yeah. No mercy WrestleMania 2000.
02:19:49
They're all they're all spin off of, the the THQ had originally started
02:19:54
with the WCW World Tour and then WCW and there'll be all revenge
02:19:58
and then,
02:19:58
Yeah, I never got into wrestling, but those arcade games, any fighting game
02:20:01
where, you know, you can just grab
02:20:03
somebody steps up and you just start fighting to keep your spot.
02:20:05
Those were the the greatest arcade games.
02:20:08
I don't think that they hold their weight.
02:20:10
I feel like, the ones that do better to me are like WrestleMania.
02:20:14
To that or the WrestleMania, the arcade game, which is like, late 90s
02:20:18
arcade style.
02:20:21
The wrestling, the THQ ones that I was just referencing that you just referenced.
02:20:25
They're they're so good, but they don't hold up as well.
02:20:28
The, the, the animation for the N64, like it's all blocky shit.
02:20:33
And so I said.
02:20:35
Wait, hold.
02:20:36
On. I think like everything's all blocky and shit.
02:20:38
If you install retro arts, I can give you modern graphics with modern,
02:20:43
anti-aliasing and modern shading.
02:20:46
It looks brand fucking new.
02:20:48
All every N64 game.
02:20:51
It'll look it's I mean, it's not, you know, it's not 4K,
02:20:54
but it's not 280 by six.
02:20:56
You know, it's not the tiny little you're right.
02:20:58
If you install it just by default in the emulators, it's blocky.
02:21:01
Most of those emulators are actually making it look blocking slow by software
02:21:06
to, you know, because otherwise it'd be fast and but this somehow.
02:21:09
We still have them.
02:21:10
Fixes if the fixes the resolution and the shading.
02:21:14
The best wrestling game on Nintendo 64 was I think it was
02:21:18
fu e versus.
02:21:22
NWA or.
02:21:25
NWA or revenge is what it was and.
02:21:27
And I, I would play shaman a good, made up character.
02:21:32
He was awesome.
02:21:34
I kick ass who shaman.
02:21:37
Are you sure wasn't,
02:21:40
Was it WCW versus.
02:21:42
No, WCW versus NWA.
02:21:44
It was something a Raw.
02:21:46
Warriors, one of the fucking real.
02:21:49
I don't think there was one that was called showman.
02:21:50
I was and it was a character.
02:21:53
Well, look at on someone look it up played some.
02:21:56
But what what Nintendo 64 wrestling game
02:22:00
had shaman as a character?
02:22:03
None of. Them.
02:22:05
Lex, it was like you were asking Alexa, I was I am.
02:22:08
Doing all right.
02:22:10
All right.
02:22:10
I will.
02:22:11
I have no idea. I'll ask Google.
02:22:14
Yes. Google says.
02:22:16
Yeah.
02:22:16
How about you do your own production work for one?
02:22:19
Fine, Okay.
02:22:21
Roll the clip gear.
02:22:21
Oh, what was.
02:22:22
The wrestling video game? Oh, no.
02:22:25
64 with a character named. Yeah, okay.
02:22:28
And yeah, you're right.
02:22:30
What clip, man?
02:22:31
Where is the clip?
02:22:33
Roll the put break clip.
02:22:35
I don't know, I'm asking.
02:22:36
Obviously the wrestling video game went into the.
02:22:39
Roller
02:22:40
blade.
02:22:42
Blade.
02:22:43
Roller
02:22:44
blade.
02:22:46
Nice. Let's get it. I feel like.
02:22:48
I want to say it's so. Bad. I know.
02:22:50
It sucks that he pulls back in. Wrestling.
02:22:52
Because he realizes how bad it is, and then he tapers it off
02:22:55
and that's the last thing he says.
02:22:57
It's somebody else's something immediately after. So it's kind of sucks.
02:22:59
It sounds like it's Sheerly craft, but that's exactly how it sounds.
02:23:03
Awesome.
02:23:05
And, you all him as.
02:23:07
We all know. Yes. World tour. Yes.
02:23:09
There was like there was powder keg and, the Aki man, there was, There was no.
02:23:15
I don't remember. There was a shaman.
02:23:16
No, there was, there was Papa Shango, which was an old school WWF.
02:23:20
Shaman was streetfighter, wasn't it?
02:23:25
Random.
02:23:25
They didn't have random no name characters in that game.
02:23:28
They did make a couple of random just. And say it was. A
02:23:32
Shango.
02:23:33
Or not. Yeah.
02:23:34
That's what the, powder keg was.
02:23:36
It was a. Real.
02:23:36
What about you versus NWA World Tour?
02:23:39
Is that one good? That's what he's talking about. Yeah.
02:23:41
Those are the characters.
02:23:42
World tour and Revenge were kind of the same.
02:23:44
Exact game is just the next one up.
02:23:46
It was WCW World Tour and then WCW nWo revenge.
02:23:52
Maybe it was WCW, NWA World Tour, I can't remember, but it was World Tour Revenge.
02:23:56
And then I went to WWE
02:23:59
but bought the whole shebang out.
02:24:01
And so then I went to WrestleMania.
02:24:03
2000.
02:24:05
No mercy. I don't think I'm going to sound.
02:24:07
Wrestling video game with men.
02:24:11
Are you going to play it? Are you able to play it?
02:24:12
I wish I had an extra. I grabbed the wrong fucking.
02:24:18
You grabbed me.
02:24:20
Paused. I'm just sitting there watching us.
02:24:22
Wrestling video game with character name shouting.
02:24:26
Long as you didn't grab your cock, man.
02:24:29
Who's grabbing my cock?
02:24:31
No, I said, as long as you didn't.
02:24:36
You obviously can't hear it, right?
02:24:38
No, I can hear it.
02:24:43
What does it need?
02:24:47
I don't care, I can save.
02:24:49
I just want to play.
02:24:51
I can see it, but I can hear it.
02:24:54
That's a shame.
02:24:56
That's okay. Birdie.
02:24:58
Oh, you can actually manipulate it. Yeah.
02:25:00
I need a controller and I need another USB port.
02:25:04
It's a great addition to having usb-C, but no, when everything is in a usb-C,
02:25:08
it's kind of annoying.
02:25:16
I remember this part of the game.
02:25:18
I have no idea what I'm doing.
02:25:20
Doesn't seem to want to us.
02:25:22
Oh, it's waiting for a second person.
02:25:24
Oh, well.
02:25:25
Yeah. You shouldn't have chosen.
02:25:27
Yeah. So chosen.
02:25:28
I'm stuck.
02:25:29
Now I have to, I have to, I didn't.
02:25:31
These older games
02:25:32
aren't smart enough sometimes, and I have to back out of the emulator.
02:25:35
That's all. Right.
02:25:36
That's alright.
02:25:36
We can go to, throwback
02:25:38
and so there's a new, new, there's a new new
02:25:42
do a throwback if you want to go to a little music interlude.
02:25:46
You ready?
02:25:48
Really?
02:25:49
Rabbit hole.
02:25:52
If you're in it.
02:25:54
I don't know anything.
02:25:57
Here we go.
02:25:58
Yeah, yeah.
02:26:00
Hello, this is Sankey, right?
02:26:03
Yeah, this is Sankey.
02:26:05
Now, what was that about? Titties in a dick.
02:26:07
Okay.
02:26:08
Listen, if you want to see me, you want my time.
02:26:12
I don't come to me and they come to me.
02:26:13
Meet me at Seedy Cakes Hotel on pal about them
02:26:17
Avenue, room number one, 11 11:00 pm.
02:26:21
Me you, you.
02:26:29
I no, no no, but I started at the top.
02:26:33
The dark at the bottom is at the top.
02:26:37
At the bottom.
02:26:40
There you go.
02:26:41
Fuck.
02:26:42
So you want to move up to the top and you get the bottom,
02:26:47
and you get up and you get the bird at the top.
02:26:51
Make at the bottom.
02:26:52
Then you don't run.
02:26:54
So you won't feel my love friend with it.
02:26:57
I'm a bit blunt with it.
02:26:58
I'm a trans woman with a dick in America. Titties.
02:27:01
We ain't got a lie.
02:27:02
We live in a different time.
02:27:04
City. Want a train?
02:27:06
No. Wow. She's up front with it.
02:27:09
She's up front with it.
02:27:10
She's not trying to surprise anyone she's got.
02:27:12
I said he's at the top, Dick at the bottom.
02:27:14
And she just wants to.
02:27:16
She wants to just let you know up front she doesn't want to surprise anyone.
02:27:19
Yeah. And my favorite line. Is it up?
02:27:22
She got a dick in a racket.
02:27:23
Titties is what I. Yeah. Yeah. It's,
02:27:27
But so we can go one step further.
02:27:29
We just continue that one.
02:27:30
Yeah, yeah, we might as well.
02:27:33
That was my least favorite part.
02:27:34
Really?
02:27:36
Really.
02:27:40
Fucking angel.
02:27:41
Let's go at the top.
02:27:43
Up at the bottom.
02:27:46
I'll be at the fucking bottom.
02:27:50
Let's go go go.
02:27:51
Go at the top.
02:27:54
You the bottom at the top.
02:27:57
At the bottom.
02:27:58
Take is at the top. No. Yes, yes.
02:28:02
No one. Right.
02:28:03
So it won't be a fucking problem.
02:28:05
It is at the top and at the bottom is at the top.
02:28:10
Right there Gary with the.
02:28:11
No. Yes, yes I don't know. No. Yeah.
02:28:14
No way or no. The yes. Yes.
02:28:17
Yeah yeah.
02:28:19
Yeah. No. Yeah.
02:28:20
Still my favorite. The.
02:28:22
Yeah definitely a team.
02:28:24
Game from 1 to 10 my friend y'all fuck.
02:28:28
Definitely a ten you see.
02:28:31
Well at least they're at least she's up front with it is.
02:28:33
What's the whole point.
02:28:34
Oh yeah.
02:28:35
I don't have a problem with it, man.
02:28:37
She's like, look, this is how it is.
02:28:39
That's her bag.
02:28:40
This is what we're. Doing, you know?
02:28:42
Come on.
02:28:43
Don't come crying to me later. Like you.
02:28:45
You got something?
02:28:46
You weren't ready for thing to do.
02:28:48
That's your bag, man, you know? All right.
02:28:53
I'm not.
02:28:53
I, I appreciate weirdos dressing strangely
02:28:57
because it alerts you to the problem.
02:29:00
Like with strange hats.
02:29:02
If someone's wearing a hat and it it
02:29:05
it looks weird and it stands out, it's because they're a weirdo.
02:29:10
That's a weirdo.
02:29:11
And I'm glad they're wearing a weird hat.
02:29:14
Well, yes, but dressing funky is not the same
02:29:17
as confusing your penis and tits, remember?
02:29:20
Yeah, man.
02:29:21
As a public service announcement, there is no such thing.
02:29:25
A chick with a dick.
02:29:27
It's always going to be dudes.
02:29:30
That's a that's a dude that's called a dude, a pussy.
02:29:33
And it got it.
02:29:34
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:29:36
It's, dig at the bottom. Both have assholes.
02:29:39
Okay, well, thanks for the anatomy lesson.
02:29:43
No problem.
02:29:45
What now?
02:29:47
These fucking people, man, better get their polarities straight, man.
02:29:52
I don't think they will.
02:29:54
There's something wrong with them.
02:29:55
It's a disorder.
02:29:56
It is. Man. Definitely.
02:29:59
Definitely.
02:29:59
Man. I,
02:30:02
I mean, man, I'm not going to say it,
02:30:04
but in my mind, let me tell you, that's,
02:30:07
Oh, man.
02:30:08
That's, over the hills, into the woods, man.
02:30:11
Yeah, it is. It's cuckoo bananas.
02:30:14
There's definitely.
02:30:17
My need to get her shirt, man.
02:30:21
Minus those are my two. That's.
02:30:23
So you would consider her a mindless or him or him a mindless shredding?
02:30:28
But, yeah.
02:30:28
For you also consider Gary a mindless traitor.
02:30:31
But. Yeah.
02:30:32
All right, all right.
02:30:33
I identified my friend screen.
02:30:36
I'm sorry.
02:30:39
Okay, I need a rat.
02:30:42
Oh, boy. Indignant.
02:30:45
Oh go go go go go go, guys.
02:30:48
Okay, go.
02:30:50
Oh, okay.
02:30:52
Oh yeah. Okay.
02:30:54
I know it's too much. Okay.
02:30:56
You decide for you, right?
02:30:58
So let's it. Yeah.
02:31:03
Yeah, I say this.
02:31:05
Yeah.
02:31:07
May I say yes?
02:31:09
Yeah.
02:31:10
It's. Yeah.
02:31:13
No, no.
02:31:15
No no
02:31:18
no no.
02:31:21
No I.
02:31:25
I can't break down.
02:31:31
Okay.
02:31:32
I'm to I can do it.
02:31:38
I never
02:31:41
oh okay. I.
02:31:47
Think.
02:31:48
Yeah. No, no.
02:31:49
Thanks. Brady.
02:31:52
Hey, Brady.
02:31:53
Is that the kind of stuff you got to do to get into Hollywood and shit? Yep.
02:31:58
No. So much so.
02:32:03
I love all the apps and those that I made during that video.
02:32:07
Mash.
02:32:07
You know, on film, there was a lot of me saying no.
02:32:12
Yep yep nope.
02:32:15
Did I say that they a.
02:32:22
Oh. You guys see my I like it a lot.
02:32:26
I America
02:32:29
it's a carrot.
02:32:29
No, no.
02:32:31
It's dirty.
02:32:33
You should eat it.
02:32:34
I will eat it.
02:32:36
This is my potato.
02:32:37
I just all over my screen.
02:32:39
Wait, that's a smaller potato than the one you showed earlier.
02:32:42
It's the little potato I showed you earlier.
02:32:44
These are my plants.
02:32:46
I think you may have picked it too early.
02:32:48
Yeah, that was the problem.
02:32:50
My wife dug it up this morning, and it's.
02:32:54
Dig it up then. Just for fun. Oh. Shoot it.
02:32:56
She incorrectly identified it as a weed and pulled it.
02:33:02
Maybe it identified as a weed.
02:33:04
Right? Yeah, it.
02:33:05
Yeah, you got to respect that.
02:33:07
Okay, so you called potato playing weed?
02:33:10
I don't think so, man.
02:33:11
No, but, I can't identify plants.
02:33:15
Well, what do I look like, a biologist.
02:33:18
Well, did you plant it?
02:33:19
Did you plant it there?
02:33:21
Yes I did.
02:33:22
Was maybe it you started it from.
02:33:25
I forgot about it.
02:33:26
I thought it died, I thought I killed it.
02:33:28
I'm a bad farmer.
02:33:30
I'm a I have no green thumb.
02:33:33
I have two left thumb.
02:33:36
Do I question myself?
02:33:38
Yes, yes, I you got a question?
02:33:40
I'm not sure how much I can help.
02:33:42
Let me tell you, man.
02:33:43
I was talking to my cousin Twitch in Texas, man.
02:33:46
Yeah, right now, man, he's had out hour where he's at.
02:33:53
He's having a locust problem now. Man.
02:33:55
Locusts, crab.
02:33:59
So he he.
02:33:59
Yeah.
02:34:00
Everyone out there, man to start spraying that shit, man.
02:34:03
Right.
02:34:04
Every 17 years, he gets the stupid.
02:34:07
That you're talking pestilence.
02:34:10
Bastard.
02:34:10
Oh, is that the topic?
02:34:12
Next week, pestilence.
02:34:14
Now. And, yeah.
02:34:16
We'll talk a. Week later.
02:34:18
I'm talking about locust, man.
02:34:20
We're talking about bugs.
02:34:22
Yeah, yeah. It's pestilence.
02:34:24
It is pestilence. Yes.
02:34:25
That what it is? Yeah.
02:34:26
Yeah, yeah.
02:34:28
Like the like the biblical curse.
02:34:31
Yeah, yeah. Yes.
02:34:34
I learned that from the Bible and from Metallica.
02:34:36
Right.
02:34:37
Yeah, I remember from the Bible.
02:34:39
Rave about it. The locusts was one of them.
02:34:42
Yeah. One of the planes.
02:34:44
That was one.
02:34:45
Yeah. The plague man. That's what he. Yeah.
02:34:46
He said that there.
02:34:47
Was there were seven, Moses drew on to, Egypt there.
02:34:54
Okay.
02:34:54
Pharaoh.
02:34:57
Seven total.
02:34:57
Was it?
02:34:58
I think it was seven. It's seven.
02:35:00
It's kind of a magical number.
02:35:02
Oh, okay.
02:35:05
Could have been, I don't know, I can't say for sure, man.
02:35:07
You know.
02:35:09
I was.
02:35:10
Like, 13 is off limits.
02:35:12
They don't even have a floor 13 in most hotel.
02:35:14
That seems.
02:35:15
That seems a little bit high, though, man
02:35:18
seven.
02:35:21
For Metallica, Taylor,
02:35:23
what is the calendar say about it?
02:35:26
Oh, even us
02:35:29
now that you.
02:35:30
It was just me.
02:35:32
I'm a down deep inside of the clock and that's why
02:35:37
I'm in a trophy, bro.
02:35:40
I'm not a big fan.
02:35:41
Right, Gary, just take your lay
02:35:47
under the dairy with the Four Horsemen.
02:35:51
Right, Gary?
02:35:54
That guy
02:35:57
from.
02:35:57
What are you doing? Gary?
02:35:59
Something to drink, man?
02:36:03
He. He.
02:36:05
I didn't remember him saying Gary that much.
02:36:07
The original. Way to go find a new jabber.
02:36:10
That's true.
02:36:10
I guess with respect.
02:36:13
Gary, I hate it when you do that.
02:36:16
So are we going to talk about this Terrence Howard interview?
02:36:19
We have to.
02:36:24
I was going to review it more.
02:36:25
I and, so he he a long time ago
02:36:28
like he he's been pitching that,
02:36:31
one times one equals
02:36:34
to zero for, for two for quite a long time.
02:36:38
He didn't put you in there for a while.
02:36:40
We made up physicians. Made up zero.
02:36:42
Yeah. There's no zero.
02:36:44
You can't prove non-existent.
02:36:46
I didn't know how much background he had, but, it is weird because, like,
02:36:50
the podcast starts with, like, Joe Rogan asking, like, a very basic question.
02:36:55
And this man goes on about how his first memory was in the womb,
02:36:59
and then he had a second memory in the womb,
02:37:01
and then he had a third memory being born.
02:37:03
And then it's like, and then his next memory is like three years old.
02:37:05
And it's like, I don't know how you have such a large gap.
02:37:08
It just he just starts.
02:37:11
That's what you call a sociopath, I think. Right.
02:37:13
Well, I.
02:37:13
Do he's I think he's recently discovered ayahuasca.
02:37:16
It looked like to me.
02:37:18
Oh, I got into it.
02:37:19
I all this stuff about he's like, why Alaska?
02:37:22
Where do you get it?
02:37:23
You know,
02:37:24
I mind opening so he's talking about why do we build build buildings flat.
02:37:28
Why don't we build them like mushrooms
02:37:30
so that the wind doesn't keep knocking them down?
02:37:31
And he actually had me interested and sounded really smart.
02:37:34
But then a couple of comments had me thinking.
02:37:36
And the a mathematician said it was like talking.
02:37:39
It was like watching a four year old explain math, but mathematics to
02:37:43
I don't want to say what he said about Joe Rogan, but it wasn't,
02:37:46
you know, it wasn't flattering.
02:37:49
So they were saying, Terrence Howard, it's not really Joe Rogan.
02:37:51
No, no, Terrence Howard apparently isn't that smart.
02:37:55
A bunch of mathematicians were saying
02:37:57
he, you know, he's a he talks like a four year
02:37:59
old explaining mathematics
02:38:03
to mathematicians.
02:38:05
But a lot of stuff he said, I, I made a lot of sense to me about the circular.
02:38:10
Everything comes out in circulars and everything affects everything else.
02:38:14
So physics is basically looking at it from one strand, moving linear,
02:38:19
but it doesn't take into account acting upon anything else. But
02:38:22
I thought that was literally Einstein's physical law of motion and shit.
02:38:28
So I don't know.
02:38:29
Yeah, he was repeating shit that's already.
02:38:31
He's just.
02:38:32
It's the other stuff that's the problem.
02:38:35
It just sounded like that first time you take ass and you're like,
02:38:38
wow, dude, there's a whole universe under my thumbnail
02:38:40
and everyone has that wrong and nobody else thought of that.
02:38:44
And now I'm on Joe Rogan talking about it.
02:38:46
But there's a ton, ton of people that are following it.
02:38:50
Like it's he's probably going to be the new religion leader.
02:38:54
Yeah.
02:38:56
I want to tell you, though, I've heard I heard a trilogy like, ten years ago.
02:38:59
Like it?
02:39:00
It's what he was calling it.
02:39:01
One time, one times one equals two because he's like,
02:39:04
if you multiply a one, you have to multiply it by something.
02:39:09
And so that means that there's two things.
02:39:10
And it's like no one one time is one, you know like yeah.
02:39:16
Yeah one, one is. How many is one.
02:39:18
How many times do you have one?
02:39:19
If it's a times one. Yeah.
02:39:23
If you if you do it one time, how many times you do that one thing.
02:39:26
But hold on a second.
02:39:27
If I look on paper the one is written twice.
02:39:29
So something is wrong, right? Right.
02:39:32
I see two ones. There's two ones right here.
02:39:36
That's the thing about things that represent other things.
02:39:39
I have no problem with him saying stuff like that.
02:39:42
The problem I have with the
02:39:43
is with the millions of people that go one times one is two.
02:39:47
Now they can do that. That's that.
02:39:49
We can just laugh at them.
02:39:50
That's that's how flat Earth ever came about.
02:39:52
It's great.
02:39:53
We we had episode about.
02:39:54
It as balls.
02:39:57
The one positive thing about it though is as crazy
02:39:59
as he is, if it if he is or not, you know, not real irrelevant.
02:40:02
He was crazy.
02:40:03
Make he will make people question things that may lead them to real truth.
02:40:08
And reality is so good for him.
02:40:11
All of what he said is not bullshit, but a lot of the shit
02:40:14
that he said that sounds like bullshit is is kind of bullshit.
02:40:18
He's not.
02:40:19
He's not an idiot, but he's also quite out there.
02:40:25
He's making.
02:40:26
Shit.
02:40:26
He's out there, that's for sure.
02:40:31
Most certainly, most definitely.
02:40:34
Like such as the universal wavefunction.
02:40:39
South Africa and, Dirac everywhere.
02:40:42
Like such as.
02:40:43
I explained that. Pretty basic, pretty straight.
02:40:45
You know, things aren't linear.
02:40:46
Everything comes out like a, like a pond or a but not like a pond.
02:40:50
That's two dimensional, like a sphere.
02:40:52
Everything comes out like a sphere. Yes,
02:40:55
gravity is fake.
02:40:56
That one I didn't I only watched about 20 minutes of it,
02:40:58
so I don't know what he meant by gravity is fake.
02:41:00
Gravity is.
02:41:01
His know, his weird gravity shit.
02:41:03
He he I forget what he mentioned, but he just kind of.
02:41:07
Like. That, the way he.
02:41:09
Built Saturn without gravity, describing an inward, outward force that.
02:41:12
Yeah, planets without relying on gravity, dark matter or dark energy.
02:41:15
He shows how this. Oh, yeah.
02:41:16
He was saying he has a bunch of patents, but he's.
02:41:19
Also referencing the those.
02:41:20
Who understand that concepts.
02:41:22
And you don't have to prove that they work and you can still be awarded the patent.
02:41:25
Right? Right.
02:41:28
No, but.
02:41:29
He was well, you reference the polygon on,
02:41:32
what it said, and he referenced that shit and said that,
02:41:35
he's either fake or I forget what the fuck he said.
02:41:38
Yeah.
02:41:39
Well, you know I do, man.
02:41:42
This one, he explained, two straight lines are an illusion.
02:41:44
And the reason he said that is because if you look at anything
02:41:46
in a microscope, it's a bunch of small curled lines and dots.
02:41:50
Particles not not, not dot.
02:41:52
I don't know exactly how he said several. Lines, and.
02:41:54
I think he meant like the strings, you know, they're they're strings.
02:41:56
Like Kaku was saying the other day.
02:41:59
Got goo. Yeah. If you look at.
02:42:01
I believe that are at education like such a like.
02:42:04
Such as.
02:42:05
Here's a callback to that.
02:42:06
What was that? Transcript.
02:42:09
Voynich manuscript as.
02:42:12
Such as.
02:42:13
It probably explained the flower of life and math.
02:42:15
All the secrets of the text, like.
02:42:20
Flower of life has roots in sacred geometry.
02:42:23
Yes it does.
02:42:24
And then he went on and on and on about the Fibonacci and all that.
02:42:27
And nice how everything should be round and natural.
02:42:30
Why are we fighting nature at every step?
02:42:33
And because we. Can.
02:42:35
Yeah, they call that progress. That's wrong.
02:42:38
We're not in most, most areas and most cultures
02:42:42
use and try to be symbiotic with nature.
02:42:44
They do not right?
02:42:46
Put up walls.
02:42:48
They call it progress.
02:42:50
Even when you build a skyscraper, you have to build a compatible with the wind.
02:42:53
Otherwise isn't there?
02:42:54
Everybody learned that in like what?
02:42:56
Well, the Empire State Building about that wrong man.
02:43:02
It moves against.
02:43:03
The state buildings on rollers. Yeah.
02:43:05
So when the high winds and stuff, it moves, takes the shot.
02:43:10
What's the linchpin concept?
02:43:13
You know, shit.
02:43:14
And the square root of two races.
02:43:17
That's the one times one shit and. Right.
02:43:20
Yeah.
02:43:22
That's stupid.
02:43:26
How come one time
02:43:28
zero is zero and you still have one?
02:43:31
Wait. Oh.
02:43:35
Oh, do we have a math version of word crimes?
02:43:39
Math crimes?
02:43:41
So I just had.
02:43:43
One thing zero times.
02:43:45
How come one time zero is zero when you have one.
02:43:49
And you still have one? One? What?
02:43:52
One zero?
02:43:54
I want to take, I want.
02:43:55
I want to explore this.
02:43:56
Honestly, I. Still have one of everything. Yeah.
02:43:59
This is actually a rabbit hole.
02:44:02
I'm just saying, though, how come one time zero zero.
02:44:04
But when you still have one, you still have that one?
02:44:08
Are you telling me that I used it because I multiply?
02:44:12
I imagine
02:44:13
that right now you're
02:44:14
feeling a bit like Alice
02:44:18
tumbling down. The rabbit hole.
02:44:19
Does that butt hole down?
02:44:23
Yeah, right.
02:44:24
But all. Yes.
02:44:27
Yeah. Everyone does.
02:44:29
Math is the, fundamental, abstract concept.
02:44:35
Math is a universal language.
02:44:37
Math.
02:44:39
Did did we discover math or did
02:44:42
we invent math or did we rediscover mathematics?
02:44:46
Math is what is.
02:44:48
Math is like God.
02:44:50
Can you explain everything? Hold on.
02:44:52
Math. Math? Yeah.
02:44:54
Which math are you referring?
02:44:56
The math that,
02:44:57
Einstein wanted an inch long equation to explain the entire universe.
02:45:01
That's what I'm thinking.
02:45:03
The laws of the universe.
02:45:04
The universe in is the man. Yeah. Right.
02:45:08
But you can use Maxwell's equations or electromagnetism.
02:45:13
I got to get back to the whole zero times one equation five.
02:45:16
Where are you?
02:45:17
Are you being serious or sarcastic on that?
02:45:19
Because. Oh, I didn't ask the question.
02:45:22
Right.
02:45:23
There's that. Was there.
02:45:24
That one is still there.
02:45:26
Look at it. One thing.
02:45:27
Yeah. One two.
02:45:28
One. Zero.
02:45:29
But yet you still have the one.
02:45:32
The one that you started with.
02:45:34
But how many?
02:45:34
If you have one thing and you do it zero times.
02:45:37
Zero times, did. You do that one thing. There.
02:45:40
That's the problem.
02:45:41
But you still have the thing there.
02:45:43
The thing is still the yes.
02:45:46
Times you do it.
02:45:47
You still have the thing, Bob. Right?
02:45:50
I'm just right.
02:45:52
So their equation is like.
02:45:54
You have one. The nonexistent thing.
02:45:57
And I do. It.
02:45:57
You have zero analysis the thing or do you have zero.
02:46:00
Of how many times something.
02:46:01
That does. No. Two things. Six times.
02:46:04
Right.
02:46:05
If you have one thing and you do it zero times, how many times did you do that
02:46:09
one thing? Zero.
02:46:11
But there's one. Thing still there.
02:46:12
That's that was proposed. There, man.
02:46:15
It's still got a thing or it's not a thing.
02:46:18
And then you're stupid.
02:46:19
You're multiplying by nothing if you anyway zero times zero is zero.
02:46:23
I'll agree with you there.
02:46:24
And you do them one time.
02:46:25
How many things do you do? Two.
02:46:27
Yeah,
02:46:29
I know, I know the explanation, but man.
02:46:31
I know, but why would you agree?
02:46:33
And yes, because you cannot prove.
02:46:35
You can't divide by.
02:46:37
And I think yeah, you're right.
02:46:39
It's a thing in real life, okay.
02:46:41
Not numbers in real life you have a thing or you don't have a thing,
02:46:45
and then you multiply that thing by zero.
02:46:48
You still have the thing
02:46:50
in real life.
02:46:52
Like, can we establish that the word that you just invented multiplying
02:46:55
doesn't really exist? It either is or isn't.
02:46:57
It's either that's not proper grammar.
02:47:00
That's not proper going.
02:47:01
To that many times.
02:47:03
There is no really two, 1 or 2.
02:47:06
I don't know. Myself.
02:47:09
Lately I just haven't felt that way.
02:47:11
See, to get philosophical in in other words,
02:47:14
what I'm saying is, as you say, you keep saying there is no zero.
02:47:16
But in other there cannot be a one without the opposite of,
02:47:21
there cannot be without not to be to go back.
02:47:24
Not to be. That's right. Yeah.
02:47:25
Oh I know. Right.
02:47:27
But there is a huge difference in existence and nonexistence as well.
02:47:32
But that you just said there can't be nonexistence.
02:47:35
Nonexistence doesn't exist.
02:47:36
So just by.
02:47:37
Definition
02:47:38
you don't know pain without you know, and you don't know happiness without pain.
02:47:42
You know all that, right?
02:47:43
Right. Yeah. Dark and light.
02:47:45
Without cold, you couldn't know one without zero.
02:47:52
No false analogy.
02:47:56
Why? How are you defining one?
02:47:58
How are you differentiating one from any other concept in the universe?
02:48:02
Some things aren't just a spectrum.
02:48:05
Oh, like the rainbow is an interesting spectrum.
02:48:08
You take white white light and it turns into several colors.
02:48:11
But it's there's always a one and everything.
02:48:16
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:48:19
The tricky thing about zero
02:48:23
is it doesn't exist.
02:48:26
That's that's the problem
02:48:29
with the problem.
02:48:30
If it doesn't, then one doesn't exist either.
02:48:33
Right?
02:48:35
Neither one, even though you have one.
02:48:37
You're saying that zero doesn't exist?
02:48:41
Listen, here's where the analogy breaks down.
02:48:43
You can. Say.
02:48:45
Temperature could be hot or cold,
02:48:48
but there isn't an an an upper limit,
02:48:52
I think zero Kelvin is the lower limit on, on temperature
02:48:56
that that's when particles stop vibrating.
02:49:00
That's absolute zero.
02:49:03
But I don't think there's an upward limit.
02:49:05
What what happens when you go below zero.
02:49:09
Then you've said you've got ice.
02:49:11
That's that's the. Heat of the universe.
02:49:15
You're saying that temperature has potentially no limit going either way.
02:49:20
I'm saying only one way, but that's still an infinite regress.
02:49:23
Runaway hold only. Up.
02:49:25
So you you mentioned temperature.
02:49:26
So yeah, it could it can only go down to zero Kelvin.
02:49:29
There is absolute zero the.
02:49:32
So in the same reference and I'm arguing against myself.
02:49:34
There is no good temperature.
02:49:36
There's only heat, there's no cold.
02:49:37
There's only the absence of heat.
02:49:39
Absence of heat.
02:49:40
Right. Exactly.
02:49:42
That's what I'm. Saying. That exist. Now.
02:49:45
But your analogy still breaks down because I said so.
02:49:49
No no no no no no no.
02:49:51
Because what is the peak?
02:49:53
What if the peak is the hottest and everything dips lower than that after the fact?
02:49:59
Oh, I think there's a limit on both ends.
02:50:01
I think there's a limit on both on where.
02:50:03
The system breaks down.
02:50:04
What do you mean when you say hottest?
02:50:05
You're. Yeah.
02:50:07
And then both ends, in my opinion.
02:50:09
The the okay.
02:50:11
Just there might be there might be.
02:50:12
There's whatever is in this universe.
02:50:15
Limit.
02:50:15
Limit in hotness.
02:50:16
That's the that's the peak.
02:50:19
370,000,000°F.
02:50:22
Five degrees to our limits. Both ends.
02:50:25
All right. Two degrees is as hot as it gets.
02:50:27
I, I I'm way more comfortable with the limit. Of.
02:50:30
Ask you, man.
02:50:31
Is it time for a flat draft?
02:50:32
Man. Yeah, it is.
02:50:36
Yeah, it was as be.
02:50:38
The show is supposed to start with one, but it never really does.
02:50:42
Oh, okay. They fooled me, Jerry.
02:50:45
Yeah. No.
02:50:46
Do you ever rant?
02:50:47
One rant me review.
02:50:50
You do it now. I haven't I do me a. Rant.
02:50:53
What happened break man.
02:50:56
What what pisses you off?
02:50:58
Hold on, hold on.
02:51:00
We have to do it now.
02:51:02
Anything and everything. Just about.
02:51:05
Nice. Okay.
02:51:06
Hit it. Or.
02:51:10
Or spin the wheel.
02:51:12
So when our show hits a lull, we've we spin. Oh, yeah.
02:51:14
Over the top. And you do it right?
02:51:15
Right. Yeah.
02:51:17
Okay.
02:51:17
The ramping should same sex marriage out loud.
02:51:20
Okay. Marriage is between a woman and a man.
02:51:24
That's the reason that's the definition of the word marriage.
02:51:28
Therefore, same sex marriage is a contradiction.
02:51:32
It's an incoherent phrase.
02:51:37
I just, you know, I it's an incoherence.
02:51:41
Oh, you mean it means the same thing?
02:51:44
No. Same sex and marriage can't go together
02:51:48
because marriage is between a man and a woman, right.
02:51:53
Let's look at the definition of the word marriage.
02:51:56
You know, so same sex marriage.
02:51:58
Is stupid and not a thing.
02:52:01
Because I just.
02:52:02
Don't realize the gays don't realize
02:52:04
that they're capitalizing on, cultural Christianity.
02:52:08
Right.
02:52:09
The marriage was created by religion.
02:52:12
And that's why the gays don't just create their own thing, because that's
02:52:16
what really works.
02:52:17
And as an issue with that, just because it's co-opting that word marriage.
02:52:20
Let me tell you, draw.
02:52:22
Isn't that what we want?
02:52:24
I mean, we want them to create their own type.
02:52:27
And yeah, do your own thing is that's why the religious people get mad.
02:52:30
They don't see that. They don't think that. They don't know that.
02:52:32
If I started calling my wife my partner, it would send the wrong message.
02:52:37
Go, go get, go get partnered.
02:52:39
Then and then you're like, if you want the same.
02:52:41
You know.
02:52:41
The same tax write offs or whatever the hell that a marriage can get.
02:52:44
Go ahead, do that. No one cares.
02:52:46
But the fact that you're you're
02:52:47
you're co-opting you're being a cultural Christian, like, as Gary likes to be.
02:52:52
And I, I love being a cultural. Person.
02:52:55
With pigeonholing the word marriage.
02:52:56
Have you ever heard of, like, it's
02:52:57
a beautiful marriage of saltiness and sweet or it's a beautiful marriage?
02:53:02
Okay. I don't I don't.
02:53:04
Mean to put the shackles on any word, but man, it it really.
02:53:07
You got to go with what it means.
02:53:09
The meaning of the words.
02:53:10
That one committed, that says they do.
02:53:12
They deserve to be as miserable as we are.
02:53:15
I mean, certainly.
02:53:18
Oh, I certainly don't care.
02:53:20
So kind of grudges, although I had a bit on that.
02:53:22
But that's not what it is for, you know.
02:53:26
He doesn't care if two, two people get married because he's just like,
02:53:29
imagine if, like, you know, you're driving down the you're gay.
02:53:33
You're gay.
02:53:34
Oh, no.
02:53:35
No. Amazing.
02:53:36
It is not acceptable to wear socks and sandals.
02:53:40
So for the record, we have over a thousand random things, right?
02:53:45
That came up.
02:53:46
All through the metaphysical.
02:53:48
Well, that's why I haven't seen it for a while.
02:53:51
Let it spin.
02:53:51
I wanted a good spin on it.
02:53:53
Yeah, that was a good.
02:53:55
That was the greatest spin ever been married.
02:53:57
Brady.
02:53:59
And that's just what I wanted.
02:54:00
Man answers. No.
02:54:02
Absolutely. Brown side up, man.
02:54:05
Yeah. Oh, yeah. That's terrible man.
02:54:08
I see people like that, man.
02:54:10
I just I want to laugh, man. It's just
02:54:13
it's just, you know,
02:54:16
I don't know, man.
02:54:17
Whatever, man.
02:54:18
Oh, the sand is frozen sand.
02:54:23
I made a demonstration of socks and sandals
02:54:26
and, to demonstrate how stupid it looks.
02:54:29
And I did it.
02:54:30
I did it two days ago.
02:54:33
Yeah. And then. Blown away.
02:54:35
We're.
02:54:35
That's why we can't believe that's the spin.
02:54:41
There you go.
02:54:42
Boots. Socks.
02:54:44
Yeah. Look how proud I am of myself.
02:54:47
Look, I made I made it happen.
02:54:48
Jean sandals or the puffer?
02:54:50
After
02:54:52
that, I wouldn't recommend this. Don't try.
02:54:54
Oh, this is easy.
02:54:56
Oh, 28 years.
02:54:57
Look at those socks.
02:54:59
Can I balance on one foot?
02:55:03
I was having trouble.
02:55:05
Socks and shoes.
02:55:06
Those ain't sandals. They are sandal.
02:55:10
Because they're the. Why?
02:55:11
Because they're closed.
02:55:13
There's holes in them with a few holes.
02:55:15
Bass buds got hole.
02:55:17
I don't see. I've never felt more connected to you.
02:55:19
Did you.
02:55:19
Watch it?
02:55:19
It's the white parts that you can see my socks through.
02:55:25
There's like eight holes there.
02:55:27
I don't see it, man.
02:55:29
The white didn't count because I mean, jeez.
02:55:33
Yeah. Spin the wheel.
02:55:34
Give it a good long spin. Like Bob said.
02:55:37
All right, well, hold on, that's fine.
02:55:39
We can do that.
02:55:40
Stop, stop.
02:55:41
Look at all those two categories.
02:55:45
All right, what's the question, man?
02:55:47
Yeah. What do you come up with?
02:55:49
Hold on. Puberty.
02:55:52
What happened?
02:55:52
Oh, I lost the set
02:55:55
jaw. You been in your truck?
02:55:56
You plug your your computer into your cigaret lighter.
02:56:03
I don't have a cigaret lighter, okay?
02:56:06
I just, I just I literally just unplugged it.
02:56:09
They don't make any more, man.
02:56:12
And if you want an ashtray or that it cost you a, extra man.
02:56:16
Oh, yeah.
02:56:17
Crazy long.
02:56:18
Hey, I got a Holocaust joke. How many,
02:56:21
Jews can you fit in my new car?
02:56:24
None. It doesn't have an ashtray.
02:56:26
Yeah.
02:56:32
Oh, it's dumb.
02:56:33
Son of a bitch.
02:56:34
Smoke cigarets these days.
02:56:35
Anyway. Me? I'm just kidding.
02:56:38
Is economic globalization beneficial for all countries involved?
02:56:44
No no no.
02:56:46
No, obviously it's someone singling out
02:56:49
someone else and getting the advantage
02:56:52
of. That.
02:56:53
I forget that question.
02:56:55
That question is what they're trying to do to the United States,
02:56:59
because we're the only country that is in it for this.
02:57:03
Oh, shit.
02:57:06
We don't want that.
02:57:07
They're going to fuck. Oh, Lassman.
02:57:10
That's the victor.
02:57:11
Real music.
02:57:14
If it was like yesterday.
02:57:15
Oh, I think there's no one has addressed this.
02:57:17
The good.
02:57:19
That's hilarious.
02:57:21
Oh, bandwagon.
02:57:22
That is the the old way they used to take,
02:57:25
prisoners away from, like, a riot control situation.
02:57:29
Oh, yeah.
02:57:29
That's what the patty.
02:57:30
That's what they used to call it, man. Yeah.
02:57:34
They want one.
02:57:35
Yeah. You don't want to.
02:57:36
You don't want to ride in the paddy wagon.
02:57:39
No, I did, man, a long time ago.
02:57:40
He did a good job.
02:57:43
In it when I was in my 20s.
02:57:45
When it happened. Yeah. Not many people.
02:57:48
The ride, the paddy wagon don't get kind of roughed up. And.
02:57:52
Chained up.
02:57:53
And I'm in the paddy wagon with the six other people.
02:57:57
Yeah. And the.
02:57:57
And the back door flew open,
02:58:00
and these guys were talking about jumping out until they were.
02:58:03
Whoa. And you're chained together?
02:58:05
Yeah. Holy crap.
02:58:08
Oh, terrifying.
02:58:09
Oh, I said fuck you, man. You're stupid.
02:58:12
Yeah. Jump out of there.
02:58:14
Yeah. Then what?
02:58:17
Step two get recaptured to.
02:58:19
Yeah, we got to clip that.
02:58:22
Yeah. Avoid shit, man.
02:58:24
Let me tell you. I don't know. How that's above. So below.
02:58:28
Fuck you.
02:58:29
You're stupid.
02:58:31
You're not fagot. You're stupid.
02:58:33
You know him? Yeah.
02:58:36
It seems like the alcohol has something to do with it.
02:58:40
I guess there's no reason for him to leave the show like that.
02:58:43
No, I'm just telling you, it wasn't right what he did to you, man.
02:58:47
You know, either something's wrong with that man.
02:58:49
You know?
02:58:51
Have a good night, flat.
02:58:52
Talk to you, buddy.
02:58:56
You and Brady both are just trying
02:58:58
to bring him the truth, man.
02:59:07
It could be.
02:59:11
Okay, you.
02:59:14
Okay.
02:59:17
Okay.
02:59:21
Okay.
02:59:26
Okay. You.
02:59:46
Know. No.
03:00:00
It's the Brady.
03:00:02
And Brady and or Gary.
03:00:04
As above and so below.
03:00:07
They call these two blows Brady.
03:00:09
And for sure, we're doing it our way.
03:00:12
We're gonna make it make our dreams come true.
03:00:15
Brady. Enjoy our show.
03:00:17
It's Brady and draw.
03:00:19
It's their show.
03:00:20
No Brady draw right.
03:00:31
You and Brady both are just
03:00:33
trying to bring them the truth man.
03:00:38
The truth with a capital T.
03:00:41
What do they do?
03:00:41
What did he dropped. Out like last time.
03:00:45
Yeah. Remember last time. Yeah.
03:00:47
Last time.
03:00:49
There's no reason for him to leave the show like that. As.
03:00:58
Gary's a bitch that doesn't know how to end the show.
03:01:01
This just. Something's wrong with you.
03:01:03
Don't know how to end the show.
03:01:05
Also, he would never say. Maybe I was with you.
03:01:07
I really it takes me a little bit of time to understand.
03:01:11
Understand? Sorry, I got. It.
03:01:13
That's all right, man.
03:01:14
There's no reason for me to leave. Bullshit.
03:01:17
Yeah, yeah.
03:01:18
No, I'm just telling you it wasn't right what he did to you, too, man.
03:01:21
You know, he either.
03:01:23
He works in four minutes. Yeah, yeah.
03:01:25
Yeah, I know he's got. He's got to work. When?
03:01:27
What time's you get up to go to work?
03:01:29
Yeah, we offered to have the show be a little, like an hour earlier.
03:01:33
He didn't want to change that.
03:01:37
He took a nap already.
03:01:38
He doesn't.
03:01:39
He just pushes a button. Did he?
03:01:42
Well, and the best part.
03:01:43
Is, he chose this life.
03:01:45
He enjoys the show so much.
03:01:47
Yeah, he did want to sleep.
03:01:48
He'll watch the show again.
03:01:50
He'll watch the show to the end.
03:01:53
I say we, I say we go till six.
03:01:57
Till six. Yeah.
03:01:58
He'll lay in bed.
03:01:59
He'll lay in bed next to us.
03:02:00
I try not to giggle too loud because the Brady and Joe Show is that.
03:02:03
Hello? Where do you think we.
03:02:04
Where do you think we got the creepy video from him in bed earlier.
03:02:10
That's that's that's a gem of that.
03:02:11
That's that's old gold.
03:02:12
Okay, show me that insurance.
03:02:15
How much damage was this while you were on YouTube or. No.
03:02:19
Yeah.
03:02:20
Yeah.
03:02:20
See, I didn't see it.
03:02:25
It was just you.
03:02:27
Yeah, we were.
03:02:30
Are we still.
03:02:30
Oh, no. We're good.
03:02:31
No. We're definitely.
03:02:32
No, no, we're on the Brady Show.
03:02:37
So I talked to a bunch of people about the fun
03:02:39
lady with the bandages on her arms.
03:02:43
No, but. Yeah. All right.
03:02:45
I somehow I got reminded of food.
03:02:47
I don't know why. It's not.
03:02:48
I think I talk about this.
03:02:50
Anybody, you know, go to Metro Beach anytime soon?
03:02:54
No golf course on the beach. It.
03:02:57
I think it's a golf course. There's a golf.
03:02:59
Well they had.
03:02:59
They have they have two kinds of golf courses there.
03:03:02
Now they got that one that you that's a regular course.
03:03:07
But I think on the same course they have some kind of like
03:03:10
kickball, golf or something that came out years ago.
03:03:14
Man, oh. Man, I played that.
03:03:15
Am I foot killed I it sounded like a great.
03:03:18
I never.
03:03:19
Like about 18 holes.
03:03:21
Is it 18 I don't know Brady.
03:03:22
Yeah we played. All. Holes okay.
03:03:25
With these shitty soccer balls that they give you that are hard as a rock.
03:03:30
Like my toes.
03:03:31
Dude, I you kick it five times times 18.
03:03:35
What does that zero.
03:03:39
Depends on if it's more than zero.
03:03:41
Zero zero is.
03:03:42
Something.
03:03:44
Something times zero is something.
03:03:46
So it must have been 18.
03:03:47
80 because zero was nothing. There.
03:03:51
You can't get some four.
03:03:53
It was four times 18.
03:03:54
So that's like at least you know 22 or 23 times I kicked it.
03:03:59
That's four times 18 a four. That's 32.
03:04:02
That's 17.
03:04:04
It's 72 holes, man.
03:04:06
My my son who's who played soccer said I was kicking it wrong
03:04:10
and it was my fault.
03:04:10
You should never kick with your toe.
03:04:14
You're supposed to kick with the side of your foot.
03:04:16
Yeah, but I was.
03:04:18
But every time I did that, I couldn't get the.
03:04:20
I couldn't get the power that I wanted to drive right.
03:04:22
I understand kicking it with everything I had.
03:04:25
I regretted your daughter.
03:04:26
Did your daughter transition to a boy?
03:04:30
No. Right.
03:04:31
That's weird, because I thought soccer was a girl sport. No.
03:04:35
No, soccer is a boys.
03:04:37
Soccer was a fun every every.
03:04:39
No. It's, Yeah, I like soccer, man. A lot of people. Oh, yeah.
03:04:41
It's great for girls.
03:04:43
No. Yeah,
03:04:45
I, I even have an idea for it, man.
03:04:48
I mean, for for safety purposes, man, for a helmet
03:04:52
that they could wear, but it really is in a helmet, though, man.
03:04:56
Is it like a face mask?
03:04:57
No, no face mask.
03:05:00
That look like a.
03:05:03
I'd have to explain it to you, man.
03:05:05
Sometime.
03:05:05
It take I, I don't want to give away the idea
03:05:08
because somebody else could take it made probably make money. Man.
03:05:11
There watch this show.
03:05:13
There are like millions of people that watch.
03:05:16
I don't know how many watch.
03:05:17
How many watch last last week.
03:05:20
I don't know, almost a million.
03:05:22
Are you serious?
03:05:25
Supposedly.
03:05:26
I don't know,
03:05:28
we don't know. Makes no sense.
03:05:30
How come you don't know?
03:05:32
I don't know.
03:05:35
Because.
03:05:35
Because the views. The views are a lot.
03:05:39
There'd be more likes. There'd be more comments.
03:05:41
I don't know, very confusing.
03:05:43
But we'll take the numbers.
03:05:45
Well, yeah, definitely.
03:05:49
So what do you think of metaphysics?
03:05:51
What did you what did you think of the part?
03:05:53
Besides, when Gary left abruptly.
03:05:56
What did I think? Of what?
03:05:58
I didn't learn that show.
03:06:01
Yeah, I don't I didn't learn anything.
03:06:02
I don't know. It was hard.
03:06:03
It's hard.
03:06:04
I, I, I can only comprehend so much of it, man.
03:06:08
I mean,
03:06:09
I, I, I really can't,
03:06:12
I may rewatch the, I may rewatch the.
03:06:15
Monologue is I want to.
03:06:16
Rewatch the whole thing, but.
03:06:18
It's really, it's it's out there, man, that's for sure.
03:06:22
I didn't get much.
03:06:23
I mean, Pokemon, man, I had a problem in
03:06:26
in high school with with trigonometry.
03:06:29
I couldn't get it.
03:06:32
Oh. So, I mean, for for me to try.
03:06:35
But I never made it that far.
03:06:37
Yeah, I you I, I went as far as trigonometry and I couldn't understand it.
03:06:42
I didn't even take bigotry.
03:06:43
Big fuck.
03:06:44
I fucked up that joke.
03:06:48
Bigger.
03:06:48
Try to try and say trigonometry as a bigot is what I was trying to say.
03:06:52
Like, instead of the bigot Trump.
03:06:55
Yeah.
03:06:56
Yeah, it was a good point. Yeah.
03:07:01
Bigotry.
03:07:02
I'm a tree.
03:07:03
That's what I should have said.
03:07:04
Bigotry tree.
03:07:06
Yeah.
03:07:06
That's why I couldn't get past bigotry poetry.
03:07:09
So I never took triggered I'm a tree.
03:07:11
Yeah. See
03:07:13
tree get triggered at these.
03:07:15
Really.
03:07:16
It's really different, man.
03:07:17
You got to have the mind for it.
03:07:19
You gotta have, like, you really gotta have a nerd.
03:07:22
Nerdish kind of mind, man, because nerds can understand that stuff, man.
03:07:26
You say big and big. And.
03:07:28
You really.
03:07:28
You really. Can't.
03:07:30
Because, big a big analogy.
03:07:33
I put the H on it to emphasize it's the guy,
03:07:36
nigga.
03:07:40
Nigga, I will.
03:07:41
Never say any form of nigga.
03:07:45
I, you know, I'm scared of that.
03:07:48
When I use my phone and I say that word,
03:07:50
it's spelled nagare nigger, man.
03:07:55
Niger.
03:07:56
Niger, the order.
03:07:59
So whatever.
03:08:02
Oh, girl, baby girl.
03:08:05
I don't even play.
03:08:07
Yeah.
03:08:08
Don't keep your mouth shut.
03:08:11
Go back to the bar scene.
03:08:13
Abstract theory.
03:08:14
No basis in reality.
03:08:17
He doesn't have a brain to even understand that.
03:08:20
The only thing she's got tits and red lipstick.
03:08:23
That is absolutely unacceptable.
03:08:25
How dare you?
03:08:26
A little suspend the use of another person.
03:08:30
Oh, shut up, man.
03:08:31
I'll tell you, I see it.
03:08:32
She's my favorite big booty Latino.
03:08:36
Who's that?
03:08:38
I don't know, it's an Alex Stein key.
03:08:40
What now?
03:08:42
He. He went up with her, and,
03:08:46
literally walked up to her and said, she's my favorite big booty Latina.
03:08:50
And she freaked out.
03:08:53
Oh, yeah.
03:08:54
And that that's what you know, man.
03:08:57
I mean,
03:08:59
women, women push it too far, man.
03:09:01
That's the problem.
03:09:02
And the thing about it is, is the guys let let them get away with it.
03:09:07
You can't have that, man.
03:09:09
Don't don't pull metaphysics back down.
03:09:12
Because I feel like
03:09:12
I feel like The Brady George Show is now starting to become. The,
03:09:16
People for principle apology show.
03:09:18
Talk real life.
03:09:20
Well, all right, so our purpose of the show is to reflect on, like, I'm.
03:09:24
I'm sorry, of the Brady. I didn't learn anything.
03:09:26
I don't feel like we talked about metaphysics.
03:09:28
I don't feel like I learned anything.
03:09:30
We haven't. We didn't do.
03:09:31
All right, so we are supposed to also fill in the things we missed.
03:09:34
So we are.
03:09:35
I'll go back. I didn't have time to show prep.
03:09:37
And the little bit of show prep that I did do, like metaphysics,
03:09:41
came up with a bone to like, I don't know what the
03:09:43
I think it's just anything, anything superficial, fake, I don't know.
03:09:47
I was talking about I.
03:09:48
Played video games all week for my show prep,
03:09:50
and then I was hoping you guys would get it installed.
03:09:52
Yeah, I was doing all kinds of shit.
03:09:54
I was playing night before.
03:09:57
Holiday weekend.
03:09:58
You know, sanding doc pieces, putting Thompson water seal, doing my jet
03:10:01
ski Royal change, riding my jet ski, hitting a rock on my jet ski
03:10:04
that I just got fucking done getting repaired from hitting a rock
03:10:08
from rescuing my neighbors. Down in the. Last year.
03:10:10
Being that. Lake Huron.
03:10:14
I know how you hit a rock.
03:10:15
Yeah.
03:10:16
Others rocks and like, here how this is a big motherfucker
03:10:19
out in the middle, in an area that's about seven feet deep.
03:10:22
The rock is probably about,
03:10:24
5.5ft feet tall,
03:10:27
you know, and just because it was really wavy, it was really wavy.
03:10:30
I was hopping these waves like a motherfucker.
03:10:32
And I three.
03:10:33
Do not I three Oh, it's.
03:10:36
Yeah. No, I can go way deeper.
03:10:37
I just, want to stay close to rocks.
03:10:40
Flow typically are rocks on the surface?
03:10:42
Are they toward the bottom or in shallow
03:10:45
floating rock?
03:10:48
I don't know, I don't know.
03:10:49
Ever heard Fuck. World do you come from.
03:10:52
A world with an abstract theory with no basis in reality?
03:10:55
I come from a land down under.
03:11:01
This fucking
03:11:02
stupid topic of the branch of philosophy that deals with.
03:11:06
Pictures.
03:11:06
Of things including abstract concepts such as being, knowing,
03:11:09
substance, cause, identity, time and space.
03:11:13
They would regard the little initial conditions of the universe
03:11:15
as belonging to the realm of metaphysics or religion, so that that's the only thing
03:11:20
that attracted to it, to its it's the right.
03:11:24
But he didn't do it. He didn't do any of that.
03:11:25
So what did this tie into? Like how did he. Yeah. Well, I don't really.
03:11:28
I have to listen to.
03:11:30
So a lot of times I'll listen to them to the monologue and I'll be like,
03:11:34
man, he's saying some stuff that I totally didn't pick up on the first time around.
03:11:38
But a lot of times beginning of the show, I'm like trying to
03:11:42
set up some shit.
03:11:43
And I'm kind of zoning in metaphysic.
03:11:47
What is that?
03:11:49
Metaphysics is metaphysics, metaphysics.
03:11:53
Metaphysics.
03:11:54
Metaphysics, metaphysics, metaphysics.
03:11:57
There's no ass on the end.
03:11:59
Metaphysics.
03:12:02
You put a and the end.
03:12:04
But you know, you know what I usually put on the end?
03:12:06
Yeah. Metaphysics.
03:12:08
I put the H on it to emphasize it's the metaphysics.
03:12:19
This is,
03:12:21
lo. So.
03:12:23
All right, so the other things, as we, cover, we we we reflected, we basically
03:12:28
don't understand basically the topic of nothing yet everything and abstract.
03:12:34
Yeah. Is that anything that is not religion.
03:12:37
That's again saying, oh, he believes in everything except.
03:12:41
Gary called me up for eating and yes, I am eating.
03:12:43
This is the easy draw, the easy Dorito. The pretty.
03:12:46
Sure. Definitely. Gary, what.
03:12:49
Gary in the comments, of course, because he's still watching.
03:12:51
He can't join in, but he's going to watch in bed, like punching himself.
03:12:55
Down to turn his machine on.
03:12:57
And Joe said. His drive eating.
03:12:59
Yes, that was the whole point.
03:13:00
He should.
03:13:01
And Brady of course, didn't sell for it, but Gary did.
03:13:04
All I did.
03:13:05
When you watch the show back, you'll see I
03:13:07
my subtle jokes are the ones you probably won't even see till before.
03:13:09
All right.
03:13:10
I said, for some reason I'm thinking about food.
03:13:13
So what's your yada yada. And then we.
03:13:15
Carried I got more I got some nuts, I can, I can crunch if you want.
03:13:19
It was a lot. What was that like?
03:13:20
If you put the whole piece of banana bread in your mouth, then you.
03:13:23
It wasn't banana bread, it was jerky.
03:13:27
But, jerky.
03:13:29
Yeah.
03:13:29
I tried to pick the most gay thing.
03:13:31
Was a grandma you hanging out with?
03:13:32
I tried to pick the most gayest food I could think of.
03:13:35
Yeah, yeah.
03:13:37
When he ran out of food,
03:13:39
you guys just him? No. Do you?
03:13:40
What do you want me to be honest with my thought train of thought?
03:13:42
I was going to say fruitcake, but I backed it off to banana bread.
03:13:46
It could be semen.
03:13:47
I just on my screen.
03:13:49
I can't see you right now.
03:13:50
Oh, man. Eat banana bread.
03:13:53
It might.
03:13:53
It might seem like I came to this podcast.
03:13:56
It's got potassium.
03:13:59
Does it it know, you know, I.
03:14:01
Mean, you know, but. Delayed.
03:14:03
Are you a bread and a bread?
03:14:04
The bread, for God's sake, not the semen.
03:14:08
You know.
03:14:09
Just a bunch of Siemens got potassium.
03:14:11
You should. Hey, men, you should sell that to your ladies.
03:14:13
It's good for you.
03:14:14
It's full of potassium.
03:14:17
They won't fucking know.
03:14:19
Yeah,
03:14:21
yeah. Yes.
03:14:26
Yeah, well, man, give it a good.
03:14:28
It's been that fucking way.
03:14:31
You don't want to cut it off.
03:14:33
Here. Draw.
03:14:34
The next one's going to be Locust.
03:14:35
No, I'm just kidding.
03:14:37
Another cactus. Cactus?
03:14:39
I'm not sure how you rant about cactus.
03:14:41
It's one of the.
03:14:42
I don't know, but I got a cactus fruit.
03:14:45
I got a cactus rant.
03:14:47
Cactus?
03:14:48
What does it have to do with wily coyote?
03:14:52
I don't know, man.
03:14:53
No, I got a cactus rant, but that's what.
03:14:56
I thought it would be. Man,
03:14:59
I don't think we do, but fuck cactus only.
03:15:01
If you're from if you're from like the Midwest,
03:15:04
cactuses are not what you fucking think they are.
03:15:06
They seem like fun and they seem like fun and cool and shit.
03:15:09
And I kind of always thought they were until they went to California.
03:15:12
And then I would like one to really see, like a cactus.
03:15:14
And so like the big, like the ones that are like, like Wily Coyote cactus.
03:15:18
I like the ones that look like a person with their hands up.
03:15:22
What's cool about it? Right?
03:15:23
See those that come out and stuff?
03:15:25
Yeah, right.
03:15:25
So I came across this cactus.
03:15:27
I was like, more of like a bush sort of in it.
03:15:29
Like I kind of kicked it.
03:15:30
And it was like he seemed pretty stiff.
03:15:32
And so I got, I got to they had this like these balls on them.
03:15:35
Right.
03:15:36
And so I went to grab I just wanted to touch it just to see what it was.
03:15:40
And the thing just like I
03:15:41
barely touched it and the thing fucking, like glued itself to my fucking fingers.
03:15:46
It like seared itself.
03:15:47
I barely touched it and it was like, glued.
03:15:50
And so I tried to pull it away.
03:15:51
And the thing is like, breaks off.
03:15:53
And so it's like stuck on my one hand
03:15:55
and I'm like, well, how the fuck do I get it off my one hand?
03:15:58
Because this thing's like, I can't like.
03:16:00
And so I barely touch it with my other hand.
03:16:02
It's glued to my other hand now.
03:16:05
And so I'm like, I'm trying to pull apart and I can't.
03:16:08
I'm, I barely am touching these things.
03:16:10
Just gravity is what it's like. And it.
03:16:13
And it's glued.
03:16:15
And so I literally had to put my foot on the ground and put my foot on the,
03:16:20
on the cactus and pull both hands away in order to get it fucking off.
03:16:24
And then I was like, okay, I'm never touching a cactus again.
03:16:26
But. No, man, I wouldn't.
03:16:28
It's not like the shit at the store.
03:16:30
It's like you've seen the shit at the store.
03:16:31
You can touch the.
03:16:32
Yeah, just barely get poked. This thing. Just.
03:16:34
Seared itself to your skin.
03:16:36
It was the weirdest shit in the world. I have no idea.
03:16:38
I've never experienced anything like it before.
03:16:40
Look at some of these signs.
03:16:42
Touch me and die.
03:16:43
That's my favorite one.
03:16:44
Yeah. No, those.
03:16:45
Yeah, when I grow those. But
03:16:49
this could be really hazardous.
03:16:50
Do not touch.
03:16:51
For your safety and the protection of the resource.
03:16:55
Yeah, that's if you get, like, poked by it.
03:16:56
It's not like in a murder.
03:16:58
It's like.
03:16:58
Poison handles or. Sharp edges.
03:17:01
Yeah. Okay.
03:17:02
It's not I.
03:17:02
Mean.
03:17:07
I just like, went to, like, barely hit the plant almost.
03:17:10
And it just. Went.
03:17:11
It's just. Such.
03:17:14
A weird man.
03:17:15
Pricks attract each other.
03:17:19
Do they do much?
03:17:20
No, no, no.
03:17:24
If being honest is being a prick, and so be it, man.
03:17:29
To be or.
03:17:29
Oh, Brady a prick.
03:17:31
We touched children. Wrong.
03:17:33
Shout out to the Boy Scouts.
03:17:34
We touched children's hearts.
03:17:37
We do it to touch children.
03:17:39
Shout out to the Boy Scouts.
03:17:42
His scouts.
03:17:44
Why do you say that, Brady? That's really weird.
03:17:46
I don't know, I honestly don't remember.
03:17:50
We touched children.
03:17:51
Touch children inappropriately.
03:17:53
Shout out to the Boy Scouts.
03:17:55
So, Gary on the Fladge Rant show asked for a mash up of snowboards.
03:17:59
Kids live with his theme, and I think we made the song.
03:18:04
This is the song from snowboards kids.
03:18:10
It's progressive.
03:18:10
Does it sound good?
03:18:12
I don't know if it's either really good or really bad.
03:18:14
Just click.
03:18:19
I believe.
03:18:19
I want. To.
03:18:30
I believe.
03:18:31
I want to believe it.
03:18:35
I'm not sure how much I can help.
03:18:39
I'm not.
03:18:41
Do I question what's up?
03:18:42
Yeah,
03:18:44
I'm probably wrong.
03:18:47
Yeah.
03:18:47
You're right.
03:18:53
Did I say that?
03:18:57
It does sound crazy.
03:19:02
But, boy, someone's.
03:19:03
Trying to compress something.
03:19:06
Yeah, I want to.
03:19:08
In the.
03:19:12
Talking unnatural.
03:19:13
Kind of homosexual.
03:19:15
Like I'm not into big women, but but big dude kind of drift my engine
03:19:21
into me.
03:19:21
Give it to me, she emphasized.
03:19:23
Jefferson.
03:19:29
Thank you.
03:19:31
Thanks for
03:19:32
I believe.
03:19:33
I want to believe.
03:19:38
You I stretch myself.
03:19:40
Yeah.
03:19:42
I'm not.
03:19:44
I'm probably wrong.
03:19:46
I'm not.
03:19:47
I'm probably wrong.
03:19:49
I'm not sure.
03:19:50
How much I can help.
03:19:54
I've always prided myself on being the smartest guy in the room.
03:19:57
And, lately, I just haven't felt that way.
03:20:01
Yeah. Yes.
03:20:05
No. Yes.
03:20:09
No. Fantastic.
03:20:14
I think that's pretty much everything.
03:20:19
I can barely hear you.
03:20:21
I said that's fantastic.
03:20:23
I think just about everything.
03:20:24
You got anything else you want to add?
03:20:26
Because I'm. I'm out.
03:20:28
And he was all jacked up at the beginning.
03:20:29
By the end, he was bathing fast.
03:20:31
My pistol is empty.
03:20:34
Yeah, okay.
03:20:35
Man, I understand it's too bad he had become a dead man. But,
03:20:42
well, it's.
03:20:44
You got anything at all?
03:20:45
The floor is yours, George. You got anything.
03:20:48
But. No.
03:20:49
No, all I got to say is.
03:20:51
Matt, everybody take care.
03:20:53
I hope they had a good holiday.
03:20:56
And please, please, all the bad people turn
03:20:58
and reverse your polarity, man.
03:21:02
Reverse your polarity.
03:21:04
You need to come over to the better side. Man.
03:21:09
That's all I got to say, man.
03:21:15
I don't think I can add any more on that.
03:21:17
I wish I would have said something first, but,
03:21:21
Yeah, I've got two more days off, so fuck.
03:21:24
Anybody else has to go to work tomorrow? Sorry. Fucking.
03:21:27
All right, enjoy it, man.
03:21:28
That's what you're supposed to do. Right?
03:21:30
You just. Told me to. Enjoy it.
03:21:33
You know I did. I did roller
03:21:36
Blade.
03:21:38
And my son said he's happy.
03:21:40
He's only got, you know, four day work week, man. So.
03:21:46
You got a two day man.
03:21:47
So all the time or just last week or this week, I mean.
03:21:50
Right.
03:21:52
Probably just because of the holiday, man.
03:22:03
So. Okay.
03:22:03
Yeah.
03:22:05
Yeah.
03:22:06
That's the mash up I wanted, said Gary at 1:21 a.m..
03:22:11
So he could have been here this entire time.
03:22:13
Yeah, he's too busy being gay,
03:22:16
laying in bed, probably touching himself, watching all of us because.
03:22:19
You know, he's trying. To compete. He can't compete with us.
03:22:22
This is the problem.
03:22:25
Yeah, man.
03:22:26
But, I don't know, Gary man that well right now, man.
03:22:30
So I know, right? He's a different he's a different person.
03:22:33
He's changed.
03:22:34
Gary's changed.
03:22:35
He has I.
03:22:35
Feel like I feel like he's like 50% of who he used to be and 50%
03:22:39
of, like, somebody, somebody new that we don't. Know.
03:22:42
Yeah. It's not 5050, Brady.
03:22:43
Even if you've got two choices. Oh, sorry.
03:22:48
It's not 5050.
03:22:50
Then what is it.
03:22:51
That's probably, 2080,
03:22:55
20, 80% of who he used to be, 80% of who he's who his wife has made him.
03:22:59
Yeah. Whoops. Did I say that?
03:23:01
Yeah. You did.
03:23:03
I don't know his wife that well.
03:23:05
So, you know,
03:23:07
but, She's a she's a nice lady.
03:23:09
I joke. I kid.
03:23:12
Everybody has to learn happy, man.
03:23:14
Everybody's got to be able to laugh at themselves, man.
03:23:17
Yeah. No.
03:23:18
Yeah. Gary. Is it.
03:23:22
I don't know if he gets.
03:23:22
I know he got it.
03:23:24
He would.
03:23:24
I would still be on here with us, man. So.
03:23:28
But he's not.
03:23:30
So I think he gets a Gary.
03:23:32
Do you get it I do I absolutely do.
03:23:35
Are you sure what happened.
03:23:37
When you left that.
03:23:40
It does sound crazy.
03:23:42
It is. Yes.
03:23:43
You're, you're, you know, history there, man,
03:23:47
but happen man can disappear.
03:23:55
Any time you want.
03:23:57
You want to grab your face.
03:24:00
He. He's got a body.
03:24:02
Yeah,
03:24:04
yeah. There's
03:24:06
no way you have to rest.
03:24:12
Okay?
03:24:13
You've got your.
03:24:15
Now. There's nothing you can't do.
03:24:17
Yeah. Okay.
03:24:19
Right.
03:24:20
Yeah.
03:24:22
Yes. No.
03:24:28
What else is.
03:24:29
You know.
03:24:31
Yeah.
03:24:31
I to start him down.
03:24:33
Yeah.
03:24:35
I will.
03:24:39
I do, I absolutely do.
03:24:42
Did I say that.
03:24:46
No. Yes okay.
03:24:53
Okay.
03:24:56
Yep nope
03:25:00
yep nope
03:25:03
yep nope
03:25:06
yep nope.
03:25:10
My chose.
03:25:13
Very.
03:25:14
I should.
03:25:16
All right buddy.
03:25:20
You know what?
03:25:25
It's the Brady and Joshua Brady and or Gary.
03:25:29
As above and so below.
03:25:32
They call these so blows Brady.
03:25:34
And for sure we're doing it our way.
03:25:38
We're gonna make it make our dreams come true Brady.
03:25:42
And your show it's Brady and draw.
03:25:45
It's their show now Brady draw.
03:26:47
Trying to bring them the truth. Man.
03:27:27
Reverse your polarity.
03:27:32
Plus and minus.
03:27:33
Good and evil. God and the devil.
03:27:37
So they're.