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Fladge Rants Live #54 Parsimony | Because Life's Too Short for Unnecessary Complications

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00:00:00 Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo.
00:00:04 Doo doo
00:00:05 doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo.
00:00:10 Live intro.
00:00:10 Live.
00:01:07 Time is now 1001.
00:01:10 Could you strip your life down to just what it is that you need?
00:01:14 Hi, I'm Gary.
00:01:15 Welcome to fly Dragons live.
00:01:18 Parsimony.
00:01:20 This is
00:01:21 the principle of parsimonious.
00:01:25 Occam's razor.
00:01:27 Welcome back. Ockham.
00:01:29 William of Ockham.
00:01:32 Probably the single,
00:01:35 simplest.
00:01:37 Scientific. Principle
00:01:39 that has led to many great things.
00:01:43 But instead of praising it,
00:01:45 I'm going to tear it down.
00:01:49 Now, Ockham's razor is the principle that
00:01:52 if you have two competing theories to explain
00:01:55 an event, something observed
00:01:58 and you don't know what causes it, and you have two competing theories
00:02:03 and they both have the same exploitative power,
00:02:07 you should prefer
00:02:10 the more simple of the two explanations.
00:02:15 But what if
00:02:18 that's not the right answer?
00:02:21 I posit
00:02:22 in many cases it is not.
00:02:28 Parsimony,
00:02:31 is viewed
00:02:32 negatively and, not in a bad light.
00:02:36 People who are parsimonious are cheap.
00:02:40 Or I could argue, frugal.
00:02:43 They seek value.
00:02:46 I'll tell you what.
00:02:47 I've gotten some value out of this podcast.
00:02:49 Now, the trick I use is I get high production value
00:02:53 out of my, production staff at zero pay.
00:02:59 You think that be profitable?
00:03:00 But we've been working well over budget this entire time.
00:03:05 So we need to.
00:03:06 We need to work on that.
00:03:09 Get our costs down.
00:03:12 My backdrop is complicated.
00:03:14 I could probably strip it down to just, you know, one,
00:03:18 one backdrop, but that would actually involve adding something
00:03:24 that would be parsimonious.
00:03:28 I don't pay full retail for anything.
00:03:32 I've been called Jewish for that reason.
00:03:37 No yarmulke.
00:03:39 This is my real hair.
00:03:44 I buy
00:03:45 I buy a lot of stuff from the clearance racks, I catch sales.
00:03:49 I am very frugal.
00:03:51 Parsimonious.
00:03:53 And, a lot of people would say that this is just, niggardly to,
00:03:58 Also, I've been toying with
00:04:01 a lot of existential questions,
00:04:04 and this is no exception from that either.
00:04:07 I wanted to do a whole new thing, you know. Hi.
00:04:10 It's your little gare bear.
00:04:12 Doing something different.
00:04:14 No, I am not. Now.
00:04:19 I have been.
00:04:21 I'm still going to refute
00:04:25 any claim that involves
00:04:28 ridiculous nonsense, unnecessary things.
00:04:31 Laplace famously said.
00:04:34 Then the Polian, when he mapped out his concept of how the solar system works,
00:04:42 and Napoleon asked him, Where is God in this?
00:04:46 And Laplace simply said, that is not something I needed.
00:04:53 Of course he was in French, so that's not exactly what he said.
00:04:55 But, that's the basic principle that it was unnecessary.
00:05:00 So trimming the fat.
00:05:03 That's what we're doing today.
00:05:08 In biology.
00:05:10 Well, let's go biology for a minute.
00:05:12 Last week, I think I mentioned starting,
00:05:16 this this week, we'll go stooping.
00:05:19 The fastest animal on planet Earth is the peregrine falcon.
00:05:23 When it dives in a hundred, but it dives for prey.
00:05:27 It reaches speeds over 100mph.
00:05:31 I think it was measured around 212, but they're estimated at about 240
00:05:36 miles an hour, which is 50 miles an hour faster than terminal velocity.
00:05:41 So it's getting so aerodynamics involved in that.
00:05:44 So fastest animal on Earth.
00:05:48 The principle of parsimony in biology
00:05:53 means that, when they assemble a, a tree
00:05:58 of, the branches
00:06:02 for, for example.
00:06:05 Human beings are genetically closer
00:06:07 genetically to chimpanzees than lions are to tigers.
00:06:13 That just means we have more,
00:06:16 common traits.
00:06:19 And our genetics, the code is, has one bit.
00:06:25 I don't know.
00:06:27 High 80s.
00:06:28 Low 90s, something like that.
00:06:30 It's it's like staggeringly high.
00:06:32 And tigers and lions, I think it's like 76%.
00:06:36 You can quote me on these numbers, I don't care. I'm.
00:06:39 I'm just making them up anyway.
00:06:42 Now, when a trait arises,
00:06:48 it is easier to put.
00:06:51 A an animal, phylum.
00:06:55 The phylogeny on that same branch as
00:07:01 the change after the change.
00:07:03 So that this change doesn't have to arise twice in your model.
00:07:08 Now, it might have arisen twice.
00:07:11 Like I said earlier, Occam's razor is not perfect.
00:07:16 Also.
00:07:20 There is an argument that can be made,
00:07:24 That,
00:07:26 parsimony,
00:07:29 is self-contradictory.
00:07:31 Occam's razor. Now,
00:07:36 the religion, the religious, tradition
00:07:38 I was brought up in has a deceiver in the Bible.
00:07:42 And if the deceiver is
00:07:46 letting us believe that
00:07:50 the world around us is exactly as we perceive it,
00:07:55 then in the real world, you should
00:08:01 apply Occam's razor.
00:08:03 So, if the world is not as you see it, taking the world
00:08:09 out of the equation, gosh, that does make it simpler now, doesn't it?
00:08:13 So by applying Occam's Razor, you're taking the real world out of it,
00:08:17 which means you're no longer in the real world,
00:08:20 which means you no longer have to use Occam's razor.
00:08:23 That is
00:08:26 the parsimonious paradox.
00:08:32 Now, I'm just going to bring my boys entrance.
00:08:37 They, don't receive any pay for this.
00:08:41 This is my, parsimonious podcast.
00:08:43 We we,
00:08:46 showcase our our strengths.
00:08:49 Oh, Germany is talking gibberish for about eight minutes
00:08:55 and pissing off some people
00:08:57 and my producers, they are good at, making me look.
00:09:03 Well, I'm here to make myself look stupid, and they allow me to present myself
00:09:08 in that light.
00:09:09 So whichever light I choose.
00:09:12 Simone.
00:09:16 Parsimony.
00:09:20 So, but I get them on the cheap.
00:09:23 Roll the clip.
00:09:24 Brady.
00:09:26 Big pile up. Got
00:09:28 and like, someone stuff nice, I think.
00:09:32 I think they're living here. What?
00:09:35 You know what?
00:09:37 That's cheap.
00:09:38 This is squatters live cheap.
00:09:41 It could be raccoon shit.
00:09:45 I guess it looks human.
00:09:48 I have a question.
00:09:49 I don't what?
00:09:52 Where in the draw is drawing?
00:09:57 Draw? Yago.
00:10:00 Fufu.
00:10:02 Who was that? But.
00:10:04 Oh, he people.
00:10:07 You know.
00:10:08 Where in the. World is draw.
00:10:13 Who was very
00:10:17 mad? Who I.
00:10:19 Well, she sneaks around the world from there.
00:10:21 Yeah. To Carolina.
00:10:23 Somebody give finger thumbs up from them and I'm like,
00:10:26 please take me for ride on the number six.
00:10:31 China. Dammit.
00:10:32 Where in the world is drew?
00:10:35 Yo, Jiro.
00:10:41 I think I get more wasted
00:10:42 every time I do that.
00:10:46 Manga cut off of you.
00:10:47 Draw.
00:10:48 Mine, didn't I got the Jordan draw during Jordan.
00:10:53 That's my favorite part.
00:10:55 Mine too, because it's totally embarrassing.
00:10:57 So that's the skyline from where you're at.
00:11:00 That's a nice city.
00:11:02 That's so easy.
00:11:03 It's another Ohio.
00:11:05 It's Columbus, Ohio.
00:11:12 It's in the Midwest.
00:11:13 Can you pan back again?
00:11:14 I think I.
00:11:17 Did you recognize the.
00:11:20 Landmark?
00:11:20 That one.
00:11:23 That is.
00:11:24 Actually, I recognize the one on the left.
00:11:26 We watched them build that really?
00:11:30 What stood right stood right in the middle of the field
00:11:32 when it was dirt and the walls were growing up.
00:11:35 How long ago was this?
00:11:39 No idea.
00:11:43 So, you know, where are you?
00:11:45 I do, do you?
00:11:47 How old are you?
00:11:48 Yeah, I know how to do the show, though.
00:11:49 I'm not just going to say it right away because it's over.
00:11:53 Right on it. Just tell me.
00:11:55 But tell me. What it is.
00:11:57 I do.
00:11:57 No, no, I want to guess.
00:11:59 So wait, wait, wait, I'll tell you.
00:12:01 Point down. I'll tell you where you're staying.
00:12:03 You guys aren't in her. Have.
00:12:05 Yeah. No, what I'm saying.
00:12:08 I'm just saying you're giving it.
00:12:10 Why? I know, I'm totally giving up.
00:12:11 Yeah, but I'm putting in the.
00:12:13 What are you going to do?
00:12:14 No one's watching anyway.
00:12:16 This is going to swamp me.
00:12:17 Let's. Or we'll make the news.
00:12:19 I saw five people watching when I was watching.
00:12:23 Come on.
00:12:24 Good.
00:12:25 So you're not and you're not that in a rap. So,
00:12:28 Rappers that would be from this area.
00:12:30 Machine Gun Kelly,
00:12:33 Bone Thugs and Harmony.
00:12:35 Philadelphia kid told. Me,
00:12:40 I think I hate. Baltimore.
00:12:41 Maryland segment myself, but I think you already said it here.
00:12:44 You said it first and foremost. He did what? He didn't.
00:12:47 We got to be specific when it that comes to. No.
00:12:50 Okay.
00:12:51 It is a lump because Cleveland, Ohio.
00:12:57 Cleveland.
00:12:58 Is the city where.
00:12:59 We come from, so see you there.
00:13:01 So let's rock 300 then. Right?
00:13:04 I'll go through there and see if it's free.
00:13:06 Let me see in the blue.
00:13:08 Well, never ask asking.
00:13:10 So just be a free man from the jump.
00:13:12 Don't tell me where in the. World
00:13:16 Dr. Drew.
00:13:17 Yo, Jericho.
00:13:21 Oh, it was worse than ever.
00:13:24 I'm still in parks.
00:13:25 I like the poop.
00:13:27 Don't let that go to waste.
00:13:30 It's like a crate.
00:13:31 It's like their. Collection.
00:13:32 Just in case they need to smoke one of those.
00:13:34 But, No way. Dude.
00:13:35 That's soaked. Oh, my God, some shit.
00:13:38 For urine.
00:13:39 This is human. That's human.
00:13:41 Wait, no. That's. Scat.
00:13:43 What were they looks like? Yeah, looks like raccoon or something.
00:13:45 We go back.
00:13:46 What were the tubes like? Pens or some. Shit.
00:13:48 Behind the bag.
00:13:50 Okay, so the animal got into the garbage.
00:13:53 Brought it upstairs,
00:13:55 brought it all the way up smoking a cigaret.
00:13:58 You got it?
00:13:59 Drew a little picture?
00:14:02 Yes, the animal drew the picture.
00:14:06 Yeah, well, do you have a more simple explanation?
00:14:10 Yeah.
00:14:12 It's clean. Oh,
00:14:21 Has anybody ever watched the Cleveland Show?
00:14:24 It was right.
00:14:26 Didn't have a bear
00:14:28 as a character.
00:14:29 Yeah, and even a bear.
00:14:30 That's part of the entire.
00:14:32 I don't even know bear.
00:14:33 Within a weird kind of froggy voice.
00:14:39 So, tell you're in a stairwell?
00:14:40 Paris money. We're talking about the euro.
00:14:43 Yeah, they,
00:14:46 I don't mind the euro.
00:14:46 I mean, if I was in Europe, I would probably use the euro right?
00:14:50 Yeah, probably.
00:14:52 How that works.
00:14:53 I would use the ruble.
00:14:55 Okay.
00:14:57 But not a lot of it.
00:14:57 I mean, you got to be parsimonious.
00:15:01 With the Paris. Money.
00:15:03 Yeah. Oh, absolutely.
00:15:05 It spends like, monopoly money.
00:15:06 I'll tell you.
00:15:08 So it's it's the wrong color.
00:15:12 It's kind of weird. Tell us,
00:15:15 I, I have,
00:15:18 that was it.
00:15:19 That was the wrong color.
00:15:20 It looks like monopoly money.
00:15:22 Oh. That's it. Rant over.
00:15:25 That was it.
00:15:26 Yeah, that was my rant about euros.
00:15:30 No, I was still using French francs when,
00:15:33 when I was in France,
00:15:36 they hadn't.
00:15:37 The European Union didn't exist there.
00:15:38 A 1991.
00:15:40 I thought they were called.
00:15:41 The, the American.
00:15:43 Thought they were frogs.
00:15:44 French frogs. Frank.
00:15:47 So I'm going to highlight. Yeah.
00:15:49 I been hear frogs where I am right now.
00:15:52 I can hear a cheap, shitty little fountain.
00:15:54 Thanks. So she's not that shitty, but.
00:15:57 Nicole G's watching.
00:15:58 It's like she just said hi.
00:16:00 Oh, hi. Nicole.
00:16:03 She just got out of work.
00:16:06 She was running presses,
00:16:11 the very end of dawn flight.
00:16:13 I think. She's pressing. What? Laundry?
00:16:16 Of course.
00:16:16 The woman's. They're using an iron, I think.
00:16:19 No, she's she's a better press operator than I could ever be.
00:16:24 Yeah.
00:16:25 Can you hear?
00:16:26 Oh, yeah. Well, yeah.
00:16:28 People throw around the phrase dangerously underqualified, but no, I,
00:16:32 I make it a living.
00:16:37 So I gotta be more up on the comments.
00:16:39 Joe said,
00:16:42 I just turned up my mic.
00:16:44 Thanks. Foreign.
00:16:46 No, just never seen the.
00:16:47 Chat like that before because I knew.
00:16:50 Yeah, no.
00:16:52 George said.
00:16:53 Deep pockets, alligator arms.
00:16:54 I'm not sure what that means.
00:16:56 Oh. Didn't, elaborate.
00:16:58 Someone,
00:17:00 Didn't someone from two Live Crew died,
00:17:04 like Brother Marquis
00:17:07 probably.
00:17:09 That's good. That. He.
00:17:11 Only garrison was coming in,
00:17:12 but that's good because he's the only one that should be talking in the beginning.
00:17:15 We try to keep looking.
00:17:17 The breaking news. This just be Brady.
00:17:20 I'll bet you my sound is half way on the,
00:17:24 on the,
00:17:31 You sound good to me, Brady, but,
00:17:33 this just in, some rapper I've never heard of died.
00:17:38 Brother. Marquis.
00:17:39 That's most of them.
00:17:40 That's actually most of. Them, right?
00:17:42 Or if not all,
00:17:45 I did put a mashup request in and it got fulfilled.
00:17:48 And it is Lil Dicky, an actual Jewish rapper,
00:17:53 because I thought, a Jewish rap would be would make a lot of sense for this.
00:17:58 Oh, wait, is that where you parked the draw mobile?
00:18:02 Yeah, there are some of fell on me.
00:18:05 Oh, I see the draw mobile.
00:18:08 It's right there.
00:18:09 No, you don't need to see my drawing.
00:18:11 We don't need to highlight it.
00:18:13 Okay.
00:18:17 I like your Star Wars characters.
00:18:20 Yeah. Oh, I got kicked out.
00:18:22 I'm back. I think.
00:18:25 How do you get kicked out?
00:18:25 You're like the. Whole.
00:18:27 Yeah, right. Exactly.
00:18:28 Like, how are we still here?
00:18:30 I don't know,
00:18:34 I like it when George spins around like that.
00:18:37 Yeah.
00:18:37 See, my, like my, like, my Mike volume is set to 100, but it goes up to 200.
00:18:42 So when I put up to 200 though, it's always I was like this and everything.
00:18:45 So yeah. You with the StreamYard shit.
00:18:48 I'm not liking it.
00:18:49 I have everything turned off, so it shouldn't be.
00:18:53 So, parsimony.
00:18:54 What is it? You.
00:18:55 You reference something in your
00:18:59 intro.
00:19:00 That had to do with.
00:19:03 Everybody's complaining about the audio draw.
00:19:04 Can you.
00:19:05 Can anybody hear draw?
00:19:06 I know, I turn mine. Up, I get your draw.
00:19:08 Can people chant here draw.
00:19:12 Hey, Joe.
00:19:13 Joe get gas.
00:19:14 Cleveland, I missed that.
00:19:15 I should have caught that.
00:19:17 Oh. Wow.
00:19:20 He knew where draw was.
00:19:22 Nicole said nine, 11 and 13.
00:19:29 Nine, 11 and 13.
00:19:31 Oh yes. Yes.
00:19:32 Yeah. That is yeah, that's down north like.
00:19:36 No, 3233.
00:19:40 How much is it?
00:19:42 Yeah.
00:19:42 I don't even know how to work those prices. Honestly.
00:19:45 She's, she's that much better than I am.
00:19:49 I'll tell you what.
00:19:50 I had a couple of filthy hippies living in my backyard over the weekend.
00:19:53 I learned some things, like you said, on the road.
00:19:57 Now, first of all, if you get a hippie
00:20:00 there, like, it's like an infestation, like, more show up.
00:20:05 But, the one thing I learned was they call a Sharpie
00:20:09 when you're living on the road.
00:20:11 Credit card. Here's why.
00:20:13 You can always find a piece of cardboard.
00:20:14 But as long as you have a Sharpie, you can say, you know, anything helps.
00:20:18 God bless. And hold it up.
00:20:20 And holding up a sign, like, because the hippies I had here,
00:20:24 the chick, she could,
00:20:26 play a guitar and sing, and she had a little tambourine
00:20:29 she put on her foot, and, they were always walking around
00:20:32 barefoot and filthy, and it was gross, but,
00:20:35 And so I told them I would take them out, and, I have some shoes.
00:20:39 And I said, no, thanks.
00:20:41 I was like, wait, I'm buying here.
00:20:43 I mean, like, I'm take you can get you some shoes,
00:20:46 but they, they turn me down flat.
00:20:48 But, so the Sharpie is their version of a credit card.
00:20:53 All you have to do is swipe it and you get money.
00:20:56 But but, he sells crystals.
00:20:59 I bought some crystals,
00:21:00 like some magical healing crystals or whatever they are supposed to be.
00:21:04 And they're like, what?
00:21:06 You believe in magical healing crystals? Come on.
00:21:08 I don't believe in magical healing crystals.
00:21:12 The Ockham's Razor
00:21:15 with the word.
00:21:16 That's what we're talking about here today.
00:21:18 Remove the nonsense.
00:21:20 Yes. Oh, Brady.
00:21:22 Okay, but you can't remove it to the point of nothing.
00:21:26 And think that the absence is always the greatest option, because I.
00:21:31 Did point out of the flaws that I've found
00:21:34 with Ockham's razor as well.
00:21:37 Why do you keep saying as well, who's this as.
00:21:40 Well as what?
00:21:41 Furthermore.
00:21:43 Speaking of hippies, roll the clip.
00:21:47 Well, the clip.
00:21:50 Hello, ma'am.
00:21:50 I'm working to clean up the neighborhood from parasites.
00:21:53 Do you mind if I take a quick look around your house?
00:21:55 I'm afraid you may have hippies.
00:21:57 Hahahahahahahaha.
00:21:59 Yeah. They've been popping up all. Over the neighborhood.
00:22:01 They were your hippies invited, or did they just show.
00:22:03 Up in a basement? They usually live in colonies.
00:22:05 They usually just show up.
00:22:07 I don't like the sound of that. Can I take a look in your attic?
00:22:11 Did you know the names of your hippies?
00:22:13 Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
00:22:14 This dude I lived when he was clean cut and worked a regular job, and then he sold
00:22:20 his house, bought a van, started living on the road about four years ago.
00:22:23 Giggling stoners.
00:22:24 You might notice that Covid.
00:22:28 If you see one hippie.
00:22:30 His business went belly up and he just went out as Hippie Quest.
00:22:35 See that? You've got a drum circle in your backyard.
00:22:37 And now. Circle.
00:22:39 Every, I don't know, every year he disappears for eight months.
00:22:43 Anything avoids all the snow.
00:22:46 He had. A little drum circle.
00:22:47 And it looks like Jesus.
00:22:49 And I also offered him a haircut. You know.
00:22:52 You got yourself a county.
00:22:53 Oh, dear.
00:22:54 Oh, oh. Snowbird finds another nest.
00:22:57 He just.
00:22:58 He purchased a house in my backyard.
00:23:00 Oh. Where is home?
00:23:01 People that live in Michigan in the summer and not Michigan.
00:23:04 They're called snowbirds.
00:23:06 They?
00:23:07 Yeah, my parents are snowbirds.
00:23:08 This guy is a filthy hippie. I gotcha.
00:23:12 Did you.
00:23:14 Shout out to Nate watching this in his van?
00:23:19 Just outside.
00:23:20 So it's. I got a problem, though.
00:23:22 I have no problem with a hippie.
00:23:23 I do have a problem with dirty hippies.
00:23:25 Oh, they were filthy.
00:23:27 I made him take a shower or I was going to
00:23:30 throw out a tarp and hold him down.
00:23:33 Made him or let him.
00:23:37 I insisted.
00:23:40 Don't cut the red cord.
00:23:45 Oh, did you cut the red cord?
00:23:49 Well,
00:23:52 what in the hell?
00:23:53 Whoa, whoa.
00:23:56 There's no regular studio.
00:23:58 Oh, if you guys let us in this place.
00:24:00 Oh, I'm over it.
00:24:02 Yeah. Oh.
00:24:04 That's cool. I turned you off the phone.
00:24:07 I'm, I'm in a. Job.
00:24:10 I'm gross.
00:24:12 Oh, I that's why you're coming in?
00:24:14 No, that's Joe Biden's garage. Yeah.
00:24:19 Biden's gross, but.
00:24:20 Now, who's the one convicted of 34 felonies?
00:24:33 This just in Berkeley news.
00:24:36 Former President Donald Trump is become the first former
00:24:39 president convicted of 34 felonies.
00:24:44 And I'm still voting for him.
00:24:46 My comment is it's kind of a sad day for the country because I feel that
00:24:50 then this is going to set a precedent for the president.
00:24:54 See what I did there.
00:24:55 That it's just.
00:24:56 Going to be every president's. Been a criminal.
00:24:59 Oh sure. They have to be.
00:25:00 They drone people for a living sometimes.
00:25:02 I mean, not exclusively.
00:25:03 I'm not going to debate
00:25:04 which president was better or worse or worse there than worse or the worse.
00:25:07 This.
00:25:08 But I will debate that this is going to set a bad precedent for the president.
00:25:12 I'm gonna get back to my plan. I like that.
00:25:14 That the next administration is going to do the same thing.
00:25:17 So yeah.
00:25:18 I mean, it's just going to become the norm for political persecution.
00:25:20 And I'm not saying that he did or didn't do anything wrong.
00:25:23 He was convicted. So clearly our justice system
00:25:27 100% safe and effective.
00:25:28 I'm sorry.
00:25:29 Wrong things.
00:25:29 Well, I mean, back in back in 20.
00:25:32 Our justice is 100%.
00:25:35 Was it back in 2017, 2018?
00:25:37 They actually did investigated and deemed nothing to be wrong.
00:25:41 And then after the statute of limitations ran out, they then decided
00:25:44 to prosecute it during an election cycle.
00:25:48 It's Yeah.
00:25:49 Yeah.
00:25:50 By by a judge who is a little fishy.
00:25:52 Biden, supporter.
00:25:54 Had donated to Joe Biden's campaign.
00:25:58 It's like somebody that gets diddled when they're, you know, 13
00:26:02 and then decides to come out when they're 48 years old, two months
00:26:05 before an election. Yeah.
00:26:07 It was all they're saying that they weren't did a lot.
00:26:09 It just seems like weird timing.
00:26:12 Shut the fuck up, kid.
00:26:14 Wow, wow.
00:26:17 Okay, other breaking news.
00:26:19 I got the corn in the ground, so I'm a farmer.
00:26:28 Who's this?
00:26:29 Just in.
00:26:31 The garden is planted,
00:26:34 but I am a farmer.
00:26:36 Officially.
00:26:37 Face planted.
00:26:40 Yeah.
00:26:41 Face planted.
00:26:42 I did three rows of corn, 150 plants.
00:26:46 We're going to have sweet corn, not field corn.
00:26:49 Sweet corn.
00:26:51 It's important them to. Point that out.
00:26:53 Multicolored one.
00:26:54 The deer eat.
00:26:57 No. Yeah,
00:27:00 it is, but, this one's multicolored, too.
00:27:03 But it's sweet corn that people eat.
00:27:05 Field corn is for,
00:27:08 animal feed.
00:27:09 Field is it's wheat field. And words.
00:27:12 And there's house corn for the right.
00:27:15 Yes, yes it. Is that other.
00:27:18 Okay. Yeah.
00:27:19 House corn and field corn. Yes.
00:27:21 Yeah. That's what they call that.
00:27:24 Harder corn.
00:27:29 I would emphasize.
00:27:31 It's the guy.
00:27:35 Rolling clip.
00:27:35 Brady.
00:27:37 Oh, wait, you did, didn't you?
00:27:39 Okay, just give me a clip of his penis.
00:27:42 I got to go whack right now.
00:27:45 But agriculture that that's what else is my point.
00:27:48 Like, why would I be involved in that?
00:27:53 Right? I don't know why you would.
00:27:55 You know, why would I be involved in that?
00:27:59 And, gentlemen, let's broaden our minds.
00:28:02 Lawrence. We're banned.
00:28:05 Oh, no. We got kicked.
00:28:06 Yeah. We're political. Too early. Permanently.
00:28:09 Say was up blast. Soon as the Bill gates.
00:28:12 What's up buddy?
00:28:15 Oh yeah.
00:28:16 Bill gates. He's a little sensitive, isn't he?
00:28:18 And he's always watching y'all.
00:28:20 Yeah, yeah.
00:28:22 Rondo has electrolytes.
00:28:27 Oh, coworker was worth freaking rocks.
00:28:30 And, I gave him hell.
00:28:32 Is trolling you.
00:28:34 And, Yeah.
00:28:36 Was he wearing Crocs at work during a shit?
00:28:39 No, no, no, but after work, he said they're comfortable.
00:28:44 How comfortable are you with me scorning you every second you're wearing those?
00:28:49 Is. Are you super comfortable with me saying terrible things
00:28:53 about your footwear, but belittling you in front of our coworker?
00:28:57 Crocs?
00:28:59 How comfortable are you right now
00:29:01 with me ridiculing your footwear?
00:29:05 But then, the kid and I went out
00:29:07 and we recorded, and we failed to mention that
00:29:11 he was there for that.
00:29:12 I went out with the kid. Yeah, yeah.
00:29:15 Oh, Garnett. Draw!
00:29:16 You're the worst. You're the absolute worst.
00:29:18 I knew with what everybody with this is the Gary.
00:29:22 This is the Gary.
00:29:23 The Gary.
00:29:24 We were, trying to come up with a topic for this week's, show.
00:29:29 This is, the 54th show.
00:29:31 So if it's, so deck of cards.
00:29:33 It's the second joker.
00:29:36 Second joker.
00:29:37 Would you, that's the way you know how things are.
00:29:40 True.
00:29:41 But, it's the same exact show as I've done
00:29:44 for the previous 53, so we're trying to steer clear of that.
00:29:47 So I was thinking reductio.
00:29:52 Whoa.
00:29:55 Throwing rainbow kittens.
00:29:57 But two word topic.
00:29:59 Do you have a topic? Oh,
00:30:01 you mentioned the idea.
00:30:02 So this to me, like last week or something.
00:30:04 Yeah, I really I mean, we've got the title.
00:30:06 Page you mentioned instead of the kid. Thing.
00:30:09 Yeah.
00:30:09 I didn't know what the toaster fetish kind of, I don't know.
00:30:12 I did better, so I was like a mount Rushmore of professional wrestlers.
00:30:18 Okay.
00:30:20 Well, I think
00:30:22 John Cena, I think is, is a big one.
00:30:25 So I think you have to go on.
00:30:26 Yeah, this is tricky.
00:30:28 I like them in the Suicide Squad.
00:30:30 The one thing for Mount Rushmore is they are not ranked one through four.
00:30:35 It is just.
00:30:35 Oh, they're not for
00:30:38 for the last like 20 years. I can't argue,
00:30:41 I think
00:30:42 Stone Cold Steve Austin Austin 316 that's like the.
00:30:45 That's obvious. Yeah. Yes.
00:30:48 And then
00:30:50 and it's biblical.
00:30:51 Yeah. And it's biblical.
00:30:53 I think Ric Flair is up there.
00:30:55 Woo woo.
00:30:59 And then I feel like the Rock, he's got to be number four.
00:31:02 But I like Randy Orton way more.
00:31:04 And I think Randy's, way cooler.
00:31:06 The camp with Randy Orton above the Rock.
00:31:09 I think he's cool.
00:31:11 Van Hammer.
00:31:12 No, no.
00:31:13 Rob Van dam, mankind. Oh, yeah.
00:31:16 We're. I'm kind.
00:31:17 Give me van. Van Bigelow.
00:31:20 Well, What if instead of mankind, it was cactus Jack.
00:31:23 Or, justice, Mick Foley.
00:31:27 Is. Yeah.
00:31:28 Oh, you know what? Maybe Undertaker.
00:31:31 Taker?
00:31:31 I mean, taker Hogan, he was the.
00:31:34 Undertaker should be number one.
00:31:36 This is just.
00:31:37 Why wrestling fan.
00:31:39 Just because the concept is. What are you basing this off of?
00:31:42 You could almost take him out and put another person in and keep going.
00:31:45 Just with the zeal. I'm put delirious in mind.
00:31:48 No one's even heard of delirious, did you?
00:31:50 That he was great because he would.
00:31:53 When he got to the mic, he would just talk gibberish.
00:31:55 And then when you heard him in the ring, he'd be like, Russell, Russell, Russell.
00:31:59 So silly.
00:32:03 He sounded like the Hamburglar or Grimace.
00:32:05 That's killing me.
00:32:06 And it's funny we didn't mention triple H.
00:32:08 Or did you get Randy Orton?
00:32:10 Yeah, yeah, I got I got my Randy.
00:32:12 I obviously I wasn't paying attention.
00:32:15 And you got a Randy Orton sculpture that explains everything.
00:32:19 I don't know who Randy Orton.
00:32:20 Yeah, that's why I chose,
00:32:23 you know Mount Rushmore of pro wrestlers
00:32:26 because he's obviously a fan.
00:32:30 Plus, we talked wrestling on the show.
00:32:33 Are there any kids involved?
00:32:36 How old is a kid?
00:32:41 I'm going to go ahead and not tell you. 22.
00:32:46 No. He turns 22 this year.
00:32:49 If I could guess, it'd be a 5050.
00:32:51 Chance of 21 or 22.
00:32:55 Right? Is. Yes.
00:32:56 Yes, it is a 5050. It's a coin toss.
00:33:00 Yes, yes.
00:33:01 Yes yes yes yes.
00:33:05 Yeah. Yes. Yeah
00:33:08 yeah.
00:33:11 Okay.
00:33:11 Young card looks.
00:33:13 Yes. And like a card.
00:33:17 That's young for card.
00:33:20 Yes. He has the same hair, hairline.
00:33:25 He's less shiny.
00:33:26 Look how shiny.
00:33:29 Shiny
00:33:31 I don't know.
00:33:31 I think any child Chinese chicken.
00:33:38 Yeah.
00:33:39 More on parsimony.
00:33:41 Dear flag. Oh.
00:33:46 Here's an ask fladge.
00:34:00 Yeah.
00:34:00 That's me. Hold on. Well.
00:34:04 All right.
00:34:10 Dear flag.
00:34:14 Immediately after the announcements,
00:34:16 our parents told us they could only give me the bride.
00:34:20 So you just assume we know what the fuck they're talking about, right.
00:34:23 I got this, no. It's not.
00:34:26 Yeah, our parents told us they can only give me the bride
00:34:29 $7,000, and my brother would get half of that amount.
00:34:32 Can she marry your brother?
00:34:37 That's.
00:34:37 That sounds right. Yes.
00:34:39 My brother. Okay.
00:34:40 Clearly in the cost of weddings these days, this would hardly cover 25%
00:34:44 of the expenses.
00:34:45 But there was nothing we could do, so we went along with it.
00:34:48 Our parents explained that they were in a tight financial situation
00:34:51 at the moment, and this was all they were willing to put for our weddings.
00:34:56 Exactly one month later, our parents purchased another home.
00:35:00 Our family home is already large, but they consider
00:35:03 the second house, quote investment property.
00:35:07 Both my brother and I are extremely hurt by this.
00:35:10 After being told that our parents were in a financial bind,
00:35:13 they were somehow able to scrape up the money for a new house.
00:35:16 Neither of us is planning a very large wedding,
00:35:19 only 150 guests or so, but some of the money
00:35:22 would have to cover our parents, guests, as well as ours, right?
00:35:27 Our parents don't seem to understand this and are standing their ground.
00:35:33 They,
00:35:33 saying they have supported us all our lives,
00:35:35 but they are not responsible for paying for our weddings.
00:35:39 They have also asked that since we both work,
00:35:42 my brother and I start paying them rent until our wedding date.
00:35:45 They fucking live there too.
00:35:47 We we feel we should be saving our money.
00:35:50 At this time, but once again, our parents don't see it that way.
00:35:54 I am a 4.0 college graduate who
00:35:58 I have worked and gone to school at the same time, who
00:36:02 and I've always tried to be the model daughter
00:36:05 flag our my brother in a wrong to think that my parents are being selfish
00:36:10 sound singing the wedding bells blues.
00:36:14 Yes, $7,500 is a lot of money.
00:36:21 You selfish spoiled rotten brat.
00:36:27 I didn't get that much.
00:36:30 Are you jealous?
00:36:34 No. No, seriously,
00:36:40 if money's that important to you, go marry that.
00:36:43 Go marry your money.
00:36:45 That's stupid money. Stupid.
00:36:47 How much money did you make off this show?
00:36:49 Brady?
00:36:52 Man. Take orders, by the way.
00:36:55 By the way, I don't take no.
00:36:56 Ladies in women movies.
00:36:59 We've made nothing.
00:37:03 All he gets is the satisfaction of.
00:37:06 Of people love to hate me.
00:37:08 And, Yeah.
00:37:09 Joe, date the bruiser.
00:37:11 You're right.
00:37:13 Funny name.
00:37:14 Wait, what?
00:37:16 Dick the bruiser.
00:37:18 Oh, I think the bruiser.
00:37:19 Lotion on my dick right now.
00:37:21 I'm just stroking my shit.
00:37:22 I'm horny as fuck, man.
00:37:23 I'm a freak, man.
00:37:25 I'm over here high as giraffe pussy.
00:37:27 And I just took 30 blue chews thinking they were Delta eight gummies.
00:37:30 I'm so fucking bricked up in a wreck so tall.
00:37:32 You could call me a fucking pyramid.
00:37:34 Call me Hank Schrader.
00:37:35 Coz I'm on the verge of a major drug bust. I'm
00:37:42 You think Dick, the one euphemism for masturbating
00:37:46 feet?
00:37:47 Goddamn it, I love it.
00:37:48 I believe so.
00:37:51 Oh, man,
00:37:53 that's a that's a bad fetish.
00:37:55 I guess I have a foot fetish.
00:37:56 Fetish means that you're obsessed.
00:38:00 Like, either good or bad.
00:38:02 Like I'm on the gross outside of feet, but there's various foot
00:38:07 fetishes where people are into it.
00:38:08 I'm like, way not into it.
00:38:10 So that's still a fetish, right?
00:38:14 Right.
00:38:14 Do you get off on, Is this a certain
00:38:19 I get off?
00:38:19 I'm not looking at feet. Yeah.
00:38:22 That's. So that's not not getting off.
00:38:24 Like I missed the point right now.
00:38:25 I missed the whole point.
00:38:28 Okay. You're getting off.
00:38:29 No, I'm not in the field.
00:38:30 You're in. I.
00:38:33 Yeah, I just just a little.
00:38:36 You have a nasty. You know that.
00:38:39 Oh yeah.
00:38:40 I didn't know that.
00:38:42 Does anybody have something to do.
00:38:46 Does anybody have something to smoke?
00:38:50 Do you do you know where.
00:38:51 You're going to that?
00:38:55 That was really productive segment, wasn't.
00:38:58 Oh yeah, it was.
00:38:59 It really was.
00:39:01 That was our fetish segment.
00:39:03 Like.
00:39:06 Oh, that was.
00:39:12 Dear laggy.
00:39:14 As you can imagine, taking Sylvia
00:39:16 to school each day became a Greek tragedy.
00:39:20 Oh fucking. I missed the beginning of this.
00:39:23 Isn't it? That new drug? Yeah.
00:39:25 You skip the beginning like you parsimonious man.
00:39:30 Just skip the beginning.
00:39:31 Just cut right to the chase they took.
00:39:33 So you school salvia?
00:39:36 I've done salvia. It's pretty fun.
00:39:38 Weird.
00:39:39 They feel like you're melting into the floor.
00:39:44 Yeah.
00:39:44 Sometimes did feel like you're melting into the drawer.
00:39:47 It's like Toontown from, you know, Roger rabbit.
00:39:50 Draw.
00:39:52 It was pretty crazy, but,
00:39:56 That was pretty much, I forgot. Oh.
00:39:59 Oh, no
00:40:01 no, no. 000.
00:40:07 That is a trigger.
00:40:07 Oh, by the way, that's huge.
00:40:10 Is it like.
00:40:11 No, no, no.
00:40:13 Not again. What's happening?
00:40:15 That's what Salvia feels.
00:40:16 Feels like.
00:40:19 Do you.
00:40:20 My wife are seven year old fucking I.
00:40:25 Whoa.
00:40:26 My seven year old.
00:40:26 Wife and year. Old fucking a.
00:40:29 Yeah. Why not suck.
00:40:31 What say you?
00:40:33 That's a fetish.
00:40:36 Which part of the age fuck
00:40:39 the middle part or like.
00:40:41 Oh, in the middle.
00:40:42 Right.
00:40:42 Lower lowercase a.
00:40:44 You're talking. No.
00:40:46 Oh, yeah.
00:40:48 There's two sharp pointy parts on a capital A.
00:40:55 Wait, no.
00:40:56 There we go. Somewhere.
00:40:57 Always should be, right?
00:40:58 No, no. Yes, yes.
00:41:01 Are there any magical.
00:41:03 At right now?
00:41:04 You're feeling a bit like Alice.
00:41:08 Tumbling down the rabbit hole.
00:41:09 Down the rabbit butthole,
00:41:12 down the right butthole.
00:41:17 Because.
00:41:22 They.
00:41:22 What?
00:41:23 What the hell's going on right now?
00:41:27 Right,
00:41:29 right.
00:41:30 Exactly.
00:41:31 You're right.
00:41:32 You are 100% right.
00:41:35 Hundred percent.
00:41:36 All right.
00:41:37 My wife and daughter are in the middle of an ass club.
00:41:41 Sylvia and I.
00:41:44 Deer for. Us.
00:41:47 What the fuck?
00:41:48 This guy telling his whole goddamn life story.
00:41:49 Hold on. How long is this thing?
00:41:52 My wife, our seven year old daughter, Sylvia, and I arrived in Los Angeles
00:41:56 in June 1965.
00:42:00 We were on about three at the time.
00:42:04 Sylvia had less than three months of first grade and didn't
00:42:07 speak a word of English.
00:42:08 We enrolled her in elementary school in Alabama, California,
00:42:14 El Al Alhambra, California.
00:42:18 Alhambra. You absolutely nailed it.
00:42:21 Alejandro.
00:42:23 Alhambra, okay, was a with the grammar.
00:42:28 Okay.
00:42:28 Sorry, I don't think you said that right.
00:42:32 The mirror.
00:42:33 Go back.
00:42:34 Up we go.
00:42:36 That's not proper grammar.
00:42:39 We enrolled her school in California,
00:42:42 where she placed in a class where she was placed in a class
00:42:46 taught by an older conservative teacher who had little patience.
00:42:50 Oh, no.
00:42:52 The teacher would yell at Sylvia.
00:42:54 So was a doctor for little people.
00:42:57 I'm not following.
00:42:58 Teacher would yell at Sylvia for not understanding English.
00:43:01 As you can imagine.
00:43:01 Talking to Sylvia, think of a school akin to Sylvia school.
00:43:05 Each day became a Greek tragedy.
00:43:07 There we go.
00:43:08 She would cry. There was a teaser.
00:43:10 Oh, Greek.
00:43:11 We got back to the Greeks. Finally
00:43:14 she would cry from time to time, from the time she got to the car.
00:43:18 And I can't read worth shit.
00:43:20 Jesus Christ, she would cry from the textbook, right?
00:43:25 This.
00:43:28 Whole 319.
00:43:29 The same song I'll bring up.
00:43:32 I don't agree with the grammar.
00:43:36 She would cry from the time
00:43:37 she got into her car and continued as she walked through the school gates.
00:43:41 She also cried at home.
00:43:42 Fortunately, our daughter was transferred to another class
00:43:44 that was taught by a younger teacher, Miss Luke.
00:43:47 Miss Luke didn't understand a word of Spanish.
00:43:50 She would wait at the gate for our arrival in the morning,
00:43:53 take Sylvia's hand and walk with her all the way to her classroom.
00:43:56 She spoke English to her and, lovingly, in a sweet, soft voice.
00:44:01 Nothing a she sounds hot.
00:44:04 She does kind of sound hot, but I would need to see pictures to make that.
00:44:08 How does somebody sound?
00:44:09 No, I just said to her here, Miss Luke.
00:44:12 Oh, can you show us?
00:44:13 How do you.
00:44:13 Like, how do you whisper something like, really sweet and soft.
00:44:17 Like a stupid snowman.
00:44:18 But listen.
00:44:20 Even in the summer, when.
00:44:24 Oh, she's asmr going to the kid.
00:44:25 That's inappropriate.
00:44:27 Yes, yes. I think that's hot.
00:44:30 Thanks.
00:44:32 Yeah. Wrong.
00:44:32 Yeah.
00:44:32 Do the rest of this segment in the Asmr.
00:44:36 Oh, that's going to be hard because.
00:44:37 I need to move down here
00:44:40 like, oh yeah.
00:44:44 Yeah.
00:44:44 She spoke English to her.
00:44:46 That's a long way.
00:44:48 Sweet, sweet voice. Yeah.
00:44:51 I think
00:44:52 our daughter was actually happy to be going to school.
00:44:57 But yeah, there are no friends in English.
00:45:03 No kidding.
00:45:04 And became herself.
00:45:07 If she reads this, I'm fine.
00:45:09 Okay, so.
00:45:11 What's she rate?
00:45:12 Freeze. Everything froze.
00:45:14 Shut down for both. Right?
00:45:16 Oh, perfect.
00:45:17 For her footsteps.
00:45:18 And become a teacher like her.
00:45:21 Although Sylvia had been offered higher administrative positions,
00:45:25 she's decided to remain in the classroom with her.
00:45:29 Quote.
00:45:29 Little one, but this is just a fucking story.
00:45:32 Hold on.
00:45:34 Jesus Christ, this is my fucking mom.
00:45:37 I know, I
00:45:39 know, but if we could just get through it,
00:45:42 I would feel like that was a success.
00:45:46 But it's like, I think we've we've muddled through this.
00:45:49 We we've gotten this far.
00:45:52 Come on, get us across the finish line.
00:45:54 Started doing I have to have resolution.
00:45:56 This was in 1965.
00:45:58 And there's Kafka running down my legs and it's runny and stinking
00:46:01 farty and shitty stinky farty, poopy shitty.
00:46:04 The story has been 1965,
00:46:08 I know.
00:46:08 Okay, the lady's probably dead by now.
00:46:12 Okay, well, maybe the maybe, I don't know, maybe Miss Murtha is,
00:46:16 maybe touching the child, which is why she enjoys going to school.
00:46:18 I don't know, just saying. Okay.
00:46:21 Just you touch children moments later.
00:46:23 Children inappropriately.
00:46:26 That was a great story.
00:46:28 I really appreciate that.
00:46:30 Story's done.
00:46:31 Here's the real deer flag.
00:46:33 Deer flag? Do you think this is okay?
00:46:36 I'm six.
00:46:41 I'm 60 and retired.
00:46:43 My adult children and grandchildren live in the same city as I do.
00:46:47 I want to move somewhere with your good.
00:46:49 Preferably a cabin, probably in another state.
00:46:52 I feel extremely guilty at the thought of leaving my family,
00:46:55 but at the same time,
00:46:56 I don't want to regret not finding my little patch of peace and quiet.
00:47:00 I spent 25 years in law enforcement and should and really prefer solitude.
00:47:05 I hope you can give me some advice. Signed.
00:47:08 Should I stay or should I go now?
00:47:11 Okay, now.
00:47:13 Yeah, that's what I did.
00:47:14 I cut and left, and now the only friends that visit me are filthy hippies.
00:47:21 You gave them a bath?
00:47:24 Yeah.
00:47:27 I've got running water and, filthy hippies.
00:47:30 Really, don't they?
00:47:31 They don't have running water.
00:47:34 How do they pee?
00:47:35 They do if they go by, if there's a river
00:47:39 and there's plenty of running water.
00:47:41 I'll explain the thing to Brady when we're not on air, but,
00:47:45 but other than that,
00:47:49 Yeah.
00:47:49 Hey, nothing.
00:47:50 You can't say no, but you're saying that when you and you.
00:47:54 Yeah, yeah.
00:47:54 You don't need running water to pee.
00:47:56 Don't need running water to pee.
00:47:58 When you pee. That water is running.
00:48:01 It is running. Water.
00:48:02 Oh. If you know, I'm gonna have to.
00:48:05 Words have two meanings.
00:48:08 If you have two hippies. The problem.
00:48:10 You have two competing.
00:48:12 No one has running water. One.
00:48:14 Oh, they play each other.
00:48:15 Correct? Not well. No.
00:48:16 Oh, that's a great idea.
00:48:18 Next to one another.
00:48:19 And it might, it might seem like I came to this podcast.
00:48:25 Hey, man, I learned that from a draw.
00:48:28 What was my point.
00:48:29 About the Indian people peeing?
00:48:32 And that was fast growing?
00:48:34 Thinking it.
00:48:37 Has gold
00:48:39 was very,
00:48:41 education. Yeah.
00:48:42 I'm bored already. Come on.
00:48:44 That was really cool.
00:48:44 The clip groggy.
00:48:47 Okay.
00:48:48 That was, rolled.
00:48:50 Yeah. The other,
00:48:52 We can't play that right now,
00:48:54 but you only played 15 seconds Rock.
00:48:57 Well, we haven't rolled the disclaimer yet.
00:49:00 So you act like you know what you're talking about.
00:49:04 Oh, I feel like I do.
00:49:08 You think so? We'll get demonetized. I feel. Like I feel. That.
00:49:11 YouTube's qualification.
00:49:12 Oh, okay. Yeah. Roll the clip.
00:49:14 Like 100 million followers on YouTube before you can even consider it.
00:49:17 And so it's not going to happen. So we don't really care.
00:49:19 We've got 134 million.
00:49:22 My dog has the hiccups.
00:49:24 Oh independent variable. Oh no no no.
00:49:27 You got to start it over.
00:49:30 Got to save that money I love this song.
00:49:33 It's great.
00:49:34 And the song the the smash.
00:49:35 But the good. The.
00:49:39 Don't ever control the
00:49:42 bridge over here.
00:49:43 And we're nowhere to run over
00:49:46 some river, remember? Oh.
00:49:53 What about.
00:50:01 That.
00:50:01 What you want me to tell you? What you would like?
00:50:04 I need a better.
00:50:08 Through the.
00:50:10 Never. You're gonna be good.
00:50:13 But don't worry, baby, the baby.
00:50:14 Only to blow it up.
00:50:16 What?
00:50:22 I gonna
00:50:24 hurt myself on the ground.
00:50:28 You got me every little.
00:50:33 Know. Boy,
00:50:39 I'm almost ready to put my hands in there.
00:50:42 Like at this point. Look, can go to the gym.
00:50:45 Gonna be under my bed,
00:50:48 but you got to fly up.
00:50:53 Oh. You.
00:51:10 Want me to take no harm when you take the coffee off the bike?
00:51:12 You know the mess. You.
00:51:13 Oh, it was just an accident that you knew there was a virus.
00:51:20 My favorite part of that song was.
00:51:21 Do I look like I have $4 in chorus?
00:51:23 Cause I don't.
00:51:31 That's a lot.
00:51:31 That's a lot.
00:51:33 That'd be, True story.
00:51:34 I gave my wife $4 and quarters yesterday.
00:51:37 She went to the car wash and spent $22.
00:51:42 22. You can't sneak up on somebody
00:51:44 with $22 with the quarters.
00:51:48 No, no, you cannot.
00:51:51 And that was with filthy hippies
00:51:53 living in my backyard planting corn seeds,
00:51:57 dirt, corn kernels, seeds with. It.
00:52:00 With your permission, Colonel.
00:52:01 They just were these illegal people that came up for me.
00:52:04 No, I did the.
00:52:05 I did the gardening. Actually.
00:52:07 My wife planted the seeds.
00:52:09 I was running the fence.
00:52:10 I got 100ft of chicken wire about four feet tall.
00:52:14 Then I was running around the garden and I ran out a fence post, and,
00:52:18 I decided that was a good time
00:52:19 to stop and eat, dinner and take a, like, a union break.
00:52:24 So I left the whole row. I just
00:52:28 dumped it on
00:52:29 the ground and moved out of the chicken wire.
00:52:32 And then my dogs noticed it.
00:52:34 This one here,
00:52:36 and, he noticed the roll sitting on the ground
00:52:40 out in the backyard and decided to run out and bark at it.
00:52:44 What the.
00:52:44 No, no, he stood like ten feet away from it, barking at the roll of chicken wire.
00:52:51 I mean, I've argued with inanimate objects before, but this
00:52:53 this dog was having a heated debate.
00:52:57 Dogs are incredibly smart, I'm told.
00:53:01 Yeah, well, especially this one.
00:53:03 I think this one.
00:53:06 For your 19 year.
00:53:07 Business. The genius.
00:53:10 Did you want to play the pass amendment?
00:53:12 So I know how to say it. Parsimony.
00:53:14 Yeah. Parsimony
00:53:17 parsimony.
00:53:19 Parsimony. My brother.
00:53:21 Yeah I mean anytime you simplify.
00:53:23 It makes money.
00:53:25 It makes parsimony.
00:53:26 Is that simple. Money.
00:53:29 Oh, I know it sounds like an ingredient.
00:53:32 Parsimony.
00:53:33 It sounds like a verb.
00:53:35 When you say parsimony.
00:53:37 Parsimony?
00:53:39 Yeah. It sounds like.
00:53:40 Did you add parsimony to the soup?
00:53:43 Sounds like a savory.
00:53:45 Parsimony.
00:53:47 Person. A little.
00:53:48 Bit too pretentious for me
00:53:52 of a flavor.
00:53:53 Money.
00:53:55 Awesome.
00:53:55 Many.
00:53:58 Parsley.
00:53:59 Well, if we were going to simplify this, this fudge cast, we would have
00:54:03 we would strip it down to just the three of us.
00:54:05 But I think we're about to add two more people because we got to find
00:54:10 parsimonious.
00:54:11 We've had some developments we debate and the subject matter.
00:54:15 Shut the fuck up, kid.
00:54:18 Can we get,
00:54:20 Bob and brother to call it?
00:54:23 Can we?
00:54:24 Yeah. Who'd you tell them? Do you have a Monday?
00:54:27 I don't. Know, I don't. Yeah, I don't, I don't see him in the green room.
00:54:29 I don't think they're on demand. Like. Yeah,
00:54:32 right.
00:54:33 Oh come on.
00:54:34 Otherwise you're going to have. Otherwise you maybe.
00:54:36 Did you talk to them prior to.
00:54:38 And did they agree to come.
00:54:40 No. Hell no.
00:54:42 Yeah I know I would. You just. Know.
00:54:45 I, I sent links.
00:54:48 I did to.
00:54:50 I think it's like like.
00:54:54 That was like, oh wait, we have a second clip with the kid.
00:54:56 Play the second clip of the kid.
00:55:03 This is even better.
00:55:04 The shorter kids involved with
00:55:07 this, a, high definition.
00:55:10 I don't have any idea, but this is, we're doing this.
00:55:13 That's not what HDR movie is.
00:55:15 It's, Look at the size of that silver.
00:55:19 It's a 250.
00:55:21 Even though it's 30, 2500.
00:55:24 It's call. No, it's 2500.
00:55:26 Right. I'm sorry. Ford calls it. Yeah.
00:55:28 At 250.
00:55:31 This it?
00:55:31 Yeah, it was an extra zero in both both brands and and.
00:55:37 I'll be honest, for a two ton heavy.
00:55:39 Film cover.
00:55:40 Looks pretty plain.
00:55:41 HD only. Oh, it's a high definition.
00:55:44 It's heavy duty.
00:55:45 Oh, look at the size of that thing.
00:55:47 I'm six foot two, and it comes right up to my head.
00:55:51 Our cameraman is the actual guy.
00:55:53 I, I, I was saving money by, borrowing nice cars from the same dude.
00:55:59 And he's the same dude that owns the, the Cadillac from last week.
00:56:03 Oh, these aren't yours.
00:56:06 No raking.
00:56:07 Raking in all the money for.
00:56:08 No, I was pulling a little dicky.
00:56:10 No, no, I was pulling a dick.
00:56:12 The bruiser.
00:56:14 I'm clicking on the window.
00:56:17 Parsimony for your, your pay scale.
00:56:21 Yeah.
00:56:22 This is how much this kid makes.
00:56:24 I mean, I only make, like, 45 an hour.
00:56:27 You know.
00:56:28 It's six figures in.
00:56:29 God, I can't afford a truck like this.
00:56:31 I know, so I borrowed the truck for the for the video here.
00:56:35 Yeah.
00:56:36 Hold on a second.
00:56:37 Where do you guys work?
00:56:38 Did you want to say on the air or not?
00:56:40 You can.
00:56:41 What's what's, I'm sorry.
00:56:43 What type of work do you do?
00:56:45 We'll just call it our made a rubber manufacturing company as a, like a code.
00:56:50 And this is a CEO here that makes $45 an hour.
00:56:54 He is lying.
00:56:58 Oh, I got. It's a joke.
00:57:00 Yeah, that's funny story.
00:57:01 That's more than double what we make.
00:57:04 I always bring in snacks, and I share them with Kay.
00:57:08 And one day I told him I'm making sheets today for lunch, and, Yeah.
00:57:12 True story.
00:57:13 All the mixing.
00:57:14 And apparently, the last person to close the caramel jar in my household
00:57:18 is my wife.
00:57:19 This a jar wasn't sealed, and it's filled combo all over the place, so.
00:57:22 Well, I was making, shakes.
00:57:25 I was just churning them out, and I put them all out.
00:57:28 And then I started cleaning up this caramel mess.
00:57:30 And by the time I got back to the sheets,
00:57:33 I hadn't claimed one for my buddy.
00:57:37 The kid?
00:57:38 Yeah.
00:57:39 Yep. True story.
00:57:41 I never got one.
00:57:42 I never got him one. Yeah.
00:57:44 And that was from last Friday. That was today.
00:57:46 Because I look at the shirt.
00:57:48 Parsimonious takes care of me, man,
00:57:52 that.
00:57:54 We also save money
00:57:55 on the cameraman because he did that for free.
00:57:58 In addition to to parking his vehicle behind us.
00:58:03 I mean, that's a $78,000 vehicle.
00:58:08 That is Cadillacs.
00:58:10 Nice, too. It's true.
00:58:13 So some people are making decent.
00:58:15 Money, man. He's like a
00:58:18 he he.
00:58:19 It sounds like he's saying smoking, which isn't a word.
00:58:21 I mean, it is. That is exactly what he says.
00:58:24 He's a, well, smoking, well mannered.
00:58:27 He's like a smoking.
00:58:30 He's a well smoking.
00:58:31 Oh we know what he means. But man, that's retarded.
00:58:34 But while.
00:58:35 Saying, well, smoking is brilliant to not say.
00:58:40 It right, I'm not saying, well, first of.
00:58:43 All, I have no room to nitpick about anyone who speak.
00:58:45 Well, not that good.
00:58:49 I'll.
00:58:49 I'll take every night there is to be picked.
00:58:52 I can't even accidentally miss.
00:58:54 Conjugate my verbs.
00:58:56 Not some not speaking.
00:58:57 Well, like, like a Joe Biden or.
00:59:00 It's funny, Ryan. Ryan would vote for Joe Biden.
00:59:02 And he also talks like him.
00:59:04 She's, she's gonna like, you know, what's going on.
00:59:08 I've got another question.
00:59:10 I'm watching YouTube videos,
00:59:12 like to try to do some research for this show, which didn't
00:59:17 obviously help, but Joe Biden keeps popping up
00:59:20 asking me for money.
00:59:24 What's up with that?
00:59:24 Is that is he using the Sharpie hippie credit card?
00:59:28 Brady. Running for America president.
00:59:31 It can be defined in a. Single word
00:59:34 as the footprint of one.
00:59:36 Excuse me.
00:59:37 Okay, so he's begging.
00:59:39 So I want a beggar in the white House.
00:59:42 Is that what I want
00:59:44 for kids?
00:59:44 Like, seriously, even the hippies that I had living in my backyard
00:59:49 provide something in exchange for the money that they're asking.
00:59:53 They're not just asking for donations like handout.
00:59:56 Do you guys?
00:59:56 Trump is panhandling the friggin nation.
00:59:59 Do you get Trump ads or fake people.
01:00:02 Asking if there was any Trump life?
01:00:03 Just there was a I. Am Trump that I want.
01:00:07 Trump has nothing that looks really more but what bubble you're in
01:00:10 because they're both both have the same style campaigns
01:00:14 as far as asking for money or getting money.
01:00:16 I mean, one is getting thrown in jail and.
01:00:18 So one of them is a billionaire and the other one is a doofus.
01:00:26 And one of them's a convicted felon.
01:00:28 Talk about how.
01:00:29 That's not a deal breaker.
01:00:30 It's weird how the whole the whole swallow.
01:00:35 Thank you.
01:00:36 Are you going to know that I looked it up?
01:00:38 Guess.
01:00:40 Are they here?
01:00:42 One of them. Play the music.
01:00:44 See the green room?
01:00:46 You don't see the.
01:00:46 No. How would I see the green room play the music?
01:00:50 There's a big.
01:00:51 Intro music on. The.
01:00:54 Okay, I'll slide my phone button.
01:00:56 I know it doesn't do anything.
01:00:58 All right?
01:00:58 There is nothing in the last hours
01:01:01 as far as as far as news, when it comes to personnel.
01:01:04 There is. I.
01:01:09 Yeah.
01:01:11 What's, Bob.
01:01:14 Hey, Bob doing.
01:01:16 How's everybody doing?
01:01:17 Not great.
01:01:21 That's good to hear.
01:01:24 Nice mask.
01:01:26 How are you doing, Dr..
01:01:28 You all right?
01:01:29 You're. Yeah.
01:01:31 You look like you're all right.
01:01:34 Yeah. I mean.
01:01:35 It seems like the alcohol has something to do with it.
01:01:40 Definitely.
01:01:41 I think I'll be right back.
01:01:43 I have to go find a new Jabba.
01:01:45 What is that, a gallon, a jack or something? Man?
01:01:48 No, it's a it's a growler of, cream ale from a,
01:01:53 winery out in Brooklyn, Michigan.
01:01:54 Oh, okay. Okay,
01:01:58 okay.
01:01:59 That's cool.
01:02:00 Yeah. Excellent.
01:02:03 Where where to go to?
01:02:06 What are we all going to be talking about tonight, man?
01:02:11 Nothing. Well, that's.
01:02:12 First of. All, we haven't.
01:02:15 I got to go whack off right now.
01:02:18 Oh. I'm not even sure how to say pass.
01:02:21 I'm a normal guy.
01:02:22 Just all over my screen.
01:02:23 I can't see you right now.
01:02:26 Bugs Bunny is gone.
01:02:27 Looney tunes man.
01:02:30 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:02:33 No, I don't have any.
01:02:36 I'm not going to give any candidate any of my money because I'm too parsimonious.
01:02:41 Well, I'm not giving it up.
01:02:42 Trump doesn't need my money either, because I'm too fucking broke.
01:02:49 Well I'll see there's there's there's another reason to be parsimonious.
01:02:53 Bob, I did want to talk to you about crop circles.
01:02:56 Say what?
01:02:57 So, I wanted to believe in crop circles until they debunked themselves,
01:03:02 when the people that actually made them came out.
01:03:05 But the detail that really intrigued me was they said they'd.
01:03:10 No, they didn't make all of them.
01:03:11 The detail that intrigued me was they said they were woven like the,
01:03:16 the the crops were woven
01:03:19 without breaking a stem.
01:03:22 How do you do that?
01:03:24 If you go and check the crop circles
01:03:27 that were a woven compared to the way
01:03:31 these other guys, you know, we're doing, you'll find out there, right?
01:03:36 Oh, parts in there.
01:03:37 And when the, when the guys who make them do it,
01:03:41 they crush the stuff down in the knuckles, right? So
01:03:46 whereas the other ones, they break, right?
01:03:49 Yeah.
01:03:50 But the other ones who say they're woven in some way,
01:03:54 their knuckles aren't, so just muddy the waters.
01:04:00 So just muddy the waters.
01:04:02 Who's muddy in the waters?
01:04:03 I'm just telling you, that, man.
01:04:06 You know, the guys that were making
01:04:08 the fake ones were muddying the waters by making fake ones.
01:04:12 Can we pull up some pictures of these?
01:04:15 Because some of them are geometrical patterns that are really complex.
01:04:20 Oh, yeah. For sure. I want to look at some.
01:04:22 We see some e man.
01:04:24 You know, I mean that's why I was telling you some of them are woven
01:04:28 and some aren't in the water.
01:04:29 Yeah.
01:04:29 Ones that the, the the the knuckles don't snap and break.
01:04:33 They like.
01:04:34 Right.
01:04:35 And stretched and that is okay.
01:04:38 So these geometrical patterns are fascinating.
01:04:43 Like that would be very difficult to do on ground level
01:04:47 even measure.
01:04:48 You know
01:04:49 like you know the these could be college grad students doing the math and all that.
01:04:53 But still that is remarkable.
01:04:57 Yeah, it.
01:04:58 Is the whole the phenomena.
01:05:00 So more clear jokes are hoaxes.
01:05:03 But I think some real I'm with Bob on this but I want to believe.
01:05:08 Yeah, but the thing about it is, Gary, here's my theory on this.
01:05:12 I don't know if you guys agree with it or not.
01:05:14 This is something totally off the wall, you know.
01:05:17 No, but I believe I want to believe.
01:05:21 But the thing about it is these crop circles.
01:05:24 What if they are patterns?
01:05:27 If some of them are overlapped,
01:05:30 that okay, some type of computer chip
01:05:35 to take us up to the future?
01:05:41 Like a QR code,
01:05:42 always do a scan of.
01:05:46 What if some of them, you overlapped them and they made a computer chip?
01:05:50 Man, that they can make the computer chip out of it and test it on?
01:05:54 And I don't know what you would test that.
01:05:56 I'm just saying. Right. Yeah.
01:05:59 What is right is the key
01:06:01 that they're looking for.
01:06:04 Yeah.
01:06:04 It's kind of like mailing someone a CD that doesn't have a CD player.
01:06:08 How are they going to play it?
01:06:10 Yeah,
01:06:12 well, it's not opening.
01:06:13 I'm going to put the dogs inside though.
01:06:17 So thinking about.
01:06:18 I'm saying.
01:06:19 You're my screen ready.
01:06:20 Man, all the crop circles that they've done, man, you know that they have.
01:06:24 You know, some of them were to interact with each other.
01:06:27 If you could overlay over overlap, immersive Dave,
01:06:32 the way that they make a computer chip and maybe they're sending us a message
01:06:36 right there that to take these geometric figures and overlap them
01:06:41 and see, I mean, it could be, you know, to the future, man.
01:06:46 I mean, right there, I mean, take the time to do it and try it.
01:06:52 This kind of also looks maybe a little reminiscent.
01:06:54 It reminds me of like the Roswell photo of just like, hey, just,
01:06:57 we're going to say it was these two guys, and,
01:06:59 we're going to just stand here with a some wooden board,
01:07:01 and we're just going to say, you guys did it with some word.
01:07:03 That way, everyone just kind of looks over here.
01:07:05 It was all a hoax. No, no.
01:07:07 Think about crop circles that way ever again.
01:07:09 And they'll just hide it from us like they do everything else.
01:07:12 So who. Knows?
01:07:12 Yeah, I oh, I know,
01:07:15 but I'm saying that there's.
01:07:16 There's, there's weird electromagnetism that happens.
01:07:20 People, some people pass out or have passed out.
01:07:22 Batteries will drain extremely fast.
01:07:25 Cameras, the recording equipment sometimes malfunctions and won't work.
01:07:30 So there's
01:07:30 weird electrical anomalies that go on,
01:07:34 in those areas during that, so who knows?
01:07:37 Yeah, exactly.
01:07:38 Who knows?
01:07:38 But I think it's just something that popped into my head one day. Man.
01:07:42 You know, if you were to take some of those and overlap them,
01:07:46 could it be the computer chip of the future and do the future.
01:07:52 Or just a giant QR code?
01:07:56 Avoid.
01:07:58 All right work.
01:07:59 That's you know,
01:08:02 I said, what are the.
01:08:05 I honestly think they laid them out there for that.
01:08:08 That type of reason. Man.
01:08:11 Be okay.
01:08:12 Go for.
01:08:14 No, I didn't hear you.
01:08:16 Well, it's all skip. Skip it.
01:08:19 Okay.
01:08:22 That's on Brady's end.
01:08:25 Brady.
01:08:27 Where is Brady anyways?
01:08:29 Gary's gone. Brady's got I know right.
01:08:32 It's the jury you're on. Joe.
01:08:35 Hell yeah. The draw and show.
01:08:39 No, it's a great place to live, but man, that's a long walk.
01:08:43 If you know, like I know.
01:08:44 Excuse me.
01:08:45 You don't want to step to this
01:08:48 is the G4.
01:08:49 Give us down for the West.
01:08:53 Have you lost your mind?
01:08:54 Like gospel and the highlight devil midday.
01:08:59 And if you're west is opposed to three, one, three, will.
01:09:03 You want to play big?
01:09:05 Thank you, my great Colorado.
01:09:08 There are people there.
01:09:10 It is for accidents on accident man.
01:09:15 Greetings.
01:09:16 Oh Toby Lee most definitely.
01:09:25 And gentlemen, everyone's here now.
01:09:31 From,
01:09:36 All right.
01:09:36 Trump.
01:09:39 You have a nasty mouth.
01:09:46 And. Was.
01:09:59 I just.
01:10:03 You know what?
01:10:05 He had a thing that.
01:10:07 Shut the fuck up.
01:10:15 Hello?
01:10:15 Here.
01:10:24 The time is now.
01:10:25 11, 11. Do you know where your former president. It will be
01:10:29 spending his prison sentence.
01:10:32 But. Order!
01:10:33 Did you know probably that, trunk
01:10:38 man, Trump will not be behind bars?
01:10:42 Well, yeah.
01:10:42 The turned on your.
01:10:44 Rule on this man.
01:10:46 You know?
01:10:48 Maybe, like, did you know all the Democrat
01:10:52 there is no voters. And,
01:10:56 everybody, you know, they ignored the statute of limitations,
01:10:59 but you are still allowed to run for president with a felony.
01:11:03 Even 34 of them.
01:11:05 Yeah. I'll vote for.
01:11:07 That. That was by design.
01:11:09 I will too, because our forefathers had the foresight
01:11:11 to see that that might be used to persecute your opponent.
01:11:14 Yeah, prior to an election.
01:11:16 I'm not saying that's what's happening. I'm just saying that they.
01:11:19 Well, I'm saying that's exactly what's happening.
01:11:21 You don't.
01:11:22 You see,
01:11:23 the forefathers made it where you belong in
01:11:25 jail is not going to prevent you from running for office, for obvious reasons.
01:11:28 They would just put everybody there. That was it.
01:11:31 We have injury.
01:11:33 I want to ask, brother.
01:11:34 We have got you.
01:11:37 We have got to give Ryan his day in court.
01:11:40 Works.
01:11:40 Ryan, this is your victory lap.
01:11:42 You said he be convicted.
01:11:44 I said he would not.
01:11:45 You were right, I was wrong.
01:11:47 I apologize,
01:11:50 I want.
01:11:50 Apology accepted for.
01:11:52 What happened next, will you?
01:11:54 Thank you. Spend time, Willie. Spend time in jail.
01:11:56 Willie pardoned. Himself.
01:11:57 No way. He was. Convicted.
01:11:59 But no president will ever spend a minute behind jail like jail cell door.
01:12:05 Never, never, ever. Ever.
01:12:07 I agree, Gary,
01:12:09 I agree. There's no way.
01:12:11 Yeah, they they have to protect the nation.
01:12:15 That's that's egg on the face of the nation.
01:12:18 It's a former president.
01:12:20 He'll run for president and he'll get some votes, but he'll lose yet again.
01:12:24 And and hopefully that'll be it.
01:12:27 Actually, his, the polling is actually these numbers have gone up.
01:12:31 Yeah.
01:12:31 Zach, since been convicted,
01:12:36 makes him relatable and draw.
01:12:39 He does.
01:12:40 Ever since, they convicted him guilty. And,
01:12:46 you know, he they're they're raising money for him.
01:12:49 He's race. Yeah. Yeah.
01:12:51 Over $200 million, man.
01:12:57 That is.
01:12:57 Hundred million.
01:12:59 Dude, I don't even that's not parsimonious. Hi.
01:13:04 I made that today.
01:13:06 $200 million, man.
01:13:10 I work for him back, and he's,
01:13:12 he's not going to spend any time in jail.
01:13:15 And they've been saying that his his his guilty
01:13:18 verdict does not prevent him from running for president.
01:13:21 I'm sure he'll make a good run, but he won't win.
01:13:24 That's my prediction.
01:13:26 Okay.
01:13:27 Are you happy revisit this in November for sure.
01:13:31 Who haven't?
01:13:32 Who will be happy that he's guilty? Draw weight?
01:13:36 No. Just like the.
01:13:37 Whole, The whole thing. Brother.
01:13:39 What is that you got there?
01:13:42 Listen, we can we can be happy.
01:13:44 It's a sad day for the country. Regardless,
01:13:47 it is weird, but I.
01:13:50 Feel like if, I want Trump back in office, I'm happy as I
01:13:55 am. I.
01:13:56 But I don't even want him.
01:13:58 You can't be happy with the the conviction.
01:14:00 Unemployment was down.
01:14:02 Everybody was working, man.
01:14:04 No, you can't be happy with it here.
01:14:05 No matter fact.
01:14:07 Hush money is supposed to shut people up about it.
01:14:11 If you get convicted for hush money, someone screwed you over.
01:14:17 The mind that can.
01:14:18 The whole court thing was all the fires.
01:14:21 It's got all the fires. Yeah. The timing.
01:14:23 The timing would, would, would agree with you for sure.
01:14:27 No, I'm talking about the timing.
01:14:28 I'm talking about the judge who is said he ran on going out
01:14:32 and getting this certain person.
01:14:35 I mean, for God's sakes, and all the people in the house
01:14:38 and how he got put into the position and the job
01:14:41 he had before that was so, so nice.
01:14:44 And then now all of a sudden, you know, he jumps off of that job.
01:14:47 I can't remember what it was, but yeah, he had a cake job and
01:14:51 and then he comes down to this man.
01:14:53 Yeah.
01:14:54 Who are you gonna go get a man? Well, hey, I'm.
01:14:56 You know, they did, and they're still doing it, man.
01:14:59 Maxine Waters, man, I just seen her off TV and, YouTube today, man.
01:15:04 She's losing her mind.
01:15:07 And I love her.
01:15:08 And I love it.
01:15:10 I saw Biden on YouTube,
01:15:12 like, 20 times today asking me for money.
01:15:15 I ain't getting none of my my only thing.
01:15:18 And come up, kid.
01:15:19 What possessed.
01:15:20 Well, can we talk about that for a second?
01:15:23 How? Why do we spend so much money every four years on a presidential election?
01:15:28 Well, who. Who I am? No, I'm.
01:15:31 I know the news makes a lot.
01:15:32 The news in the, you know, because they they have to pay for campaign funding.
01:15:36 They call it.
01:15:38 But there's been.
01:15:43 Oh. Nuh
01:15:45 where is, you know,
01:15:47 oh, oh oh when you paying in a lot.
01:15:51 Oh oh. Oh.
01:15:54 Because I was, I was talking about presidential campaign finance.
01:15:57 Oh where the money goes.
01:15:58 Oh I said where the money goes I got cut off.
01:16:00 Yeah. You dead now.
01:16:02 You're good.
01:16:05 Well, I guess.
01:16:06 You know.
01:16:07 What I talk about. You know.
01:16:09 You know what Bob said?
01:16:10 What about all the poll numbers?
01:16:12 I mean, poll numbers were in favor of Hillary Clinton,
01:16:15 and look what happened there.
01:16:16 So that really doesn't mean anything.
01:16:18 Correct? Poll numbers are brother to sway people.
01:16:21 You know, people pay for politicians.
01:16:22 They're not accurate.
01:16:24 But my point about the money, though,
01:16:26 do you realize that if we just took the money
01:16:29 that each side is bitching about fixing, we just took the money
01:16:32 that they spent on campaigning? We could probably fix most of the problems.
01:16:37 Or. All of the hush money.
01:16:38 Wholeheartedly.
01:16:39 That.
01:16:40 Yeah, but all that money isn't that come. Here.
01:16:42 To commerce and stuff like it's no good.
01:16:44 You good. Can't we spend the hush money? Wait.
01:16:47 We got to talk slow.
01:16:48 We got to talk one at a time. Cuz the. There's the.
01:16:50 Yeah I talk about order.
01:16:53 So I'm going to I got, I can start going hands up and shit.
01:16:55 But no.
01:16:58 But now see this is the problem.
01:16:59 When I do that then nobody talks and no one talks.
01:17:02 No. Because we're waiting for you to say who to talk.
01:17:07 But then go to Gary.
01:17:09 Gary, you're in the middle. You, Gary, you're the whole.
01:17:11 Oh, wait, let me post this bitch.
01:17:13 I'm just going to say what you need.
01:17:16 Okay.
01:17:17 We're going to we're going with a, we're going to open with a.
01:17:19 Grace before me.
01:17:20 Gracious God, we have sinned against thee and are unworthy of mercy.
01:17:24 Pardon our sins and bless these mercies
01:17:26 for our use, and help us to eat and drink to thy glory, for Christ's sake.
01:17:30 Amen.
01:17:33 Shut the fuck up, kid.
01:17:34 It's so like I'm saying, like, for Christ's sake.
01:17:39 Okay.
01:17:40 That's great.
01:17:40 You know that person that believe in God?
01:17:43 You sure do love Jesus.
01:17:46 I do love Jesus.
01:17:47 I love me some Jesus. But you're right.
01:17:51 Jesus. God unmatched.
01:17:53 So Jesus loves you too.
01:17:55 And you guys it's part of my, parsimony.
01:17:59 Satan's got I parsimony.
01:18:02 It just it just doesn't help the, the natural world
01:18:06 to add some supernatural nonsense in like it doesn't help you understand
01:18:10 what's going on.
01:18:14 Well, what.
01:18:14 The reductio there natural.
01:18:17 Who's that?
01:18:17 We was.
01:18:18 Well, what do you mean by it?
01:18:22 One is.
01:18:23 Oh, super natural means
01:18:25 nature beyond nature.
01:18:29 Like we don't need anything beyond nature.
01:18:31 We just have nature to explain.
01:18:33 So you don't need something else to add to the problem.
01:18:37 There's no.
01:18:37 We've got enough to figure out without adding nonsense that we just made up you.
01:18:42 We don't know anything.
01:18:44 You don't know the start and stop of nature.
01:18:46 You don't know where it ends, where it begins.
01:18:47 No, no. No, that's the problem.
01:18:50 That's that's what we know.
01:18:51 So the answer and solve your perception.
01:18:54 So coming up with.
01:18:55 Somebody else's perception of it being something is just equally as plausible.
01:18:59 Yeah. It's it's 5050, right.
01:19:01 No no no no it's not a coin flip in this case.
01:19:04 It is definitely not a coin flip.
01:19:05 50 Brady, you got two choices.
01:19:08 Hey. Gary, you're right.
01:19:10 You've got two choices.
01:19:11 You believe in a god, that is no and all knowing.
01:19:15 No, no.
01:19:16 Okay, okay. All right.
01:19:17 Well, how can you. Believe in a god. No.
01:19:19 The prayer that you said.
01:19:21 If there's a merciful.
01:19:22 Oh, that was it.
01:19:23 That was artificial intelligence. It's me.
01:19:26 We cloned my voice.
01:19:28 Yeah, that's why it sounded.
01:19:29 That's why I said, oh. That was real. Me. Okay. Yeah. Yeah.
01:19:31 Okay.
01:19:31 So I was praying to Jesus that he would
01:19:34 grant me his shoes because, honestly.
01:19:37 Jesus. Jesus. In your yard.
01:19:41 In my in my backyard. Yeah.
01:19:43 Yeah.
01:19:44 He's got this long beard and there's long brown hair, honestly.
01:19:47 And he's like, you know, five foot eight,
01:19:50 normal size four back then
01:19:54 he comes up to my shoulder.
01:19:56 It's like an unnatural kind of homosexual.
01:19:59 Like I'm not into big women, but but big dudes kind of rev my engine.
01:20:04 He's the carpenter. My engine.
01:20:06 You got to let me know when you're ready to say.
01:20:07 Oh, yeah, a carpenter in the desert.
01:20:10 Have you put your mind around what kind of business
01:20:14 a carpenter would have with no trees?
01:20:18 Yeah.
01:20:19 Have you thought about the lumber shortage?
01:20:21 I would, yeah, they just made anything out of rocks.
01:20:23 Yeah.
01:20:23 Rocks and twigs is what they made their stuff on.
01:20:25 Mud and mud?
01:20:27 Yeah. They had rock boats. Yeah, he had rock.
01:20:29 You know, if you're a carpenter.
01:20:32 Carpenter is a tree house.
01:20:33 Is Bob.
01:20:36 Bob, give it a go. Translated word.
01:20:39 No, I was just saying, man, about the mud and all that stuff.
01:20:42 Yeah, they used all that if they didn't have Adobe huts, right.
01:20:46 Yeah. South Africa and.
01:20:50 Caves.
01:20:51 They lived in. Caves.
01:20:53 Might be a loosely based, word.
01:20:55 Lived in to build up.
01:20:57 Kind of like, from what I understood.
01:20:59 Oh, yeah. Okay.
01:21:00 No, no, I,
01:21:02 to Ryan, I made it to the Bible.
01:21:05 Does not mean carpenter.
01:21:06 It means graver or craftsman.
01:21:08 There you go. Like,
01:21:10 maybe,
01:21:12 Right.
01:21:14 So carpenter is loosely. Loosely.
01:21:16 So don't you can't say.
01:21:17 Well, since Carpenter is using the Bible
01:21:19 and there was no one wooden the desert there. Oh, it must be.
01:21:21 Actually. Mason.
01:21:23 Mason would make more sense.
01:21:25 Who who are the Freemasons most associated with?
01:21:29 I like the way you just dodge that completely.
01:21:31 Yeah. No, I didn't think King. Yeah, you're right.
01:21:34 This is the topic. It.
01:21:36 Man. You dodged it, Gary.
01:21:39 Right. Okay, I dodged it.
01:21:40 What about the Freemasons? And I did it well, right.
01:21:44 Oh, well, if you do it well, it wasn't the truth, man.
01:21:47 It was very subtle.
01:21:49 I know.
01:21:53 Right.
01:21:54 Yeah.
01:21:55 One for me, man.
01:21:58 It's called sophistry.
01:22:00 It's the logical argument that has no merit.
01:22:02 It's kind of like a reductio ad absurdum.
01:22:05 Sophistry is a logical argument.
01:22:07 There has no backing.
01:22:09 Like like like you can
01:22:12 you can explain your way out of anything just using nonsense.
01:22:15 That's what sophistry is.
01:22:17 Oh, okay.
01:22:18 Oh, I don't, you know.
01:22:21 And try to use a good reductio against me.
01:22:24 I, I said, I want to have this
01:22:28 a conversation that requires you to get on the same level as me.
01:22:33 So I need to know that you don't believe in some crazy supernatural nonsense.
01:22:38 And so, Brady, a reductio ad that to.
01:22:41 We're going to Arby's or Taco Bell.
01:22:44 But I need to know if you believe in God or not
01:22:47 so that we can make that decision together.
01:22:49 That's a perfect reductio ad absurdum.
01:22:52 That's I just don't. Brady I'm.
01:22:56 What?
01:22:56 You can't say that there is a God
01:22:58 just as much as you can't say there isn't a god.
01:23:00 So how can.
01:23:03 I not know God?
01:23:05 A Bayesian principle.
01:23:07 Just like it's a statement. It's.
01:23:09 There's no Satan, right?
01:23:10 Right. Oh, no. Hell.
01:23:12 Oh no afterlife, no soul.
01:23:16 The mind is a product of the brain.
01:23:19 It's like if it feels like you're right behind your eyeballs, it's
01:23:23 because you are.
01:23:25 That's where your consciousness resides in your brain.
01:23:28 And if okay, your best argument, you're avoiding your best argument, it's
01:23:34 your subconscious would be I like things that you don't know about yourself.
01:23:40 That's where you've got me, and that's where you're missing the point.
01:23:43 If you if you just tune in to what I do know about your conscious mind,
01:23:49 your subconscious, you don't have a grasp of what that's what's going on there.
01:23:53 You don't remember your dreams.
01:23:54 You like.
01:23:55 There's stuff that you can look like.
01:23:57 The reason your first guess is usually right
01:24:01 is because you didn't answer consciously yourself.
01:24:06 That's a great argument for mind.
01:24:08 Being beyond body is not.
01:24:10 You're the.
01:24:12 You're agreeing that the mind does a bunch of stuff
01:24:14 that we have no idea what it does. Right?
01:24:16 So you're agreeing that there's a yes, correct.
01:24:19 An afterlife.
01:24:19 And you're putting the ghost through the machine,
01:24:22 the god of the gaps, into things that we don't understand.
01:24:26 No, no, you don't know.
01:24:27 That goes back to what comes about.
01:24:29 Change that off and see what we're really dealing with.
01:24:33 Don't add nonsense. To your monologue.
01:24:36 I forget where your monologue. Yeah.
01:24:38 Order.
01:24:39 I forgot what my monologue was.
01:24:41 I forgot what exactly your monologue reference.
01:24:43 But you reference the whole, something, and it's the whole going.
01:24:47 We mentioned it before, but it's
01:24:49 you don't look at a car and just assume like no one built it,
01:24:53 so. Right?
01:24:54 No. How? You know.
01:24:55 The watchmaker was watching the universe.
01:24:57 I assume that I'm obviously
01:24:59 as it's without something else having to do something with.
01:25:02 It's right.
01:25:03 Everything has to cause Brady.
01:25:05 Right. I'm Occam's razor with corner.
01:25:08 Since you just came upon the car
01:25:10 sitting in the street, the car must have been there forever.
01:25:14 Period.
01:25:15 Is that Ockham's razor?
01:25:16 Is that
01:25:18 the first one?
01:25:19 I. That isn't
01:25:22 the most.
01:25:22 I don't mean existential is you're.
01:25:24 You're hallucinating the car.
01:25:26 There is no car.
01:25:27 Well, that might be your first thing, but I just touched the car.
01:25:30 I knocked on it. It's it's there.
01:25:32 Oh, so there is a car. Started it.
01:25:35 So there's a car for sure.
01:25:37 Just. Gary is not going to host.
01:25:38 I'll be in the middle, brother.
01:25:40 And I can't. You are in the middle.
01:25:42 I am. Now I'm.
01:25:44 Saying we need you to moderate.
01:25:46 You kidding me?
01:25:47 The pyramids were built.
01:25:49 Thousands and thousands of years ago.
01:25:50 They still don't know how they built something. Yes.
01:25:53 We are not an advanced civilization, man.
01:25:56 They. We're not yet.
01:25:57 Okay, there's no a boy. There's no hell.
01:26:01 There's no heaven. I mean, it's just simple as that, man.
01:26:03 Like it's all it is. It's all.
01:26:05 You don't believe in the Tetons a boy?
01:26:08 I'm not sure what that is. Joel.
01:26:09 I got someone on my side, ditches Scientology.
01:26:13 Wait, so there's a lot more there.
01:26:15 So there's no.
01:26:16 Sides? It's not a it's not a line.
01:26:19 It it seems apparent draw. Actually.
01:26:22 It's like, why do I think there are no leprechauns?
01:26:25 Reductio the difference.
01:26:27 I'm like, the difference between awesome animals is they're not like,
01:26:32 having sympathy for like, weaker animals, like, we're, we're made to do.
01:26:37 All right.
01:26:37 And. No, no, I saw I.
01:26:39 They showed signs of that.
01:26:42 There was a dead squirrel in the middle of the road,
01:26:44 and there was a second squirrel willing to almost get run over to slow down,
01:26:47 because the other squirrel was like checking on the other.
01:26:49 Homie. And he saw him in the middle of the road.
01:26:51 He's like, right there. And he's like.
01:26:53 What are you doing? Let's get out of here in the car.
01:26:58 World, bro, bro.
01:26:59 In your mind, from. Your point.
01:27:02 In your human point of view, that's that's a downside.
01:27:05 That's a character flaw to be so
01:27:09 to be.
01:27:09 So no, that's a feature.
01:27:11 Didn't something that you're willing it's.
01:27:13 Not a virus. That's a feature.
01:27:16 That's a sweet feature.
01:27:18 We're,
01:27:20 well, my theme is as always, we are given this
01:27:24 remarkable experience and and we might as well make the most of it.
01:27:29 And that includes not diluting ourselves with crazy nonsense.
01:27:34 Well said, Gary.
01:27:35 Well said, brother.
01:27:37 Well and way back to your squirrel analogy.
01:27:39 The squirrel world.
01:27:41 The squirrel will either die at the
01:27:43 in the road or move on, but we make monuments on our dead.
01:27:46 I mean, we dwell on them for centuries.
01:27:49 So yeah, we do.
01:27:51 I don't think that the comparison was don't.
01:27:53 Get me started on stone monuments.
01:27:55 We did do a whole show on stone monuments.
01:27:57 Human human point of view is definitely a narrow point of view.
01:28:01 Agreed.
01:28:02 Like we like cats for
01:28:04 cats or a lot of animals communicate on a frequency that we can't hear,
01:28:08 so they will make sounds because we're not making
01:28:11 those high frequencies and they think that we are a stupid animal.
01:28:14 That doesn't make the sound so they'll meow, right?
01:28:16 We we don't get.
01:28:17 Yeah, like, hey dumb ass, why.
01:28:19 People would understand me is what they're thinking.
01:28:21 But for me, I really wish they would understand me, is what I'm thinking.
01:28:25 Here's our point of view.
01:28:26 Stupid cat doesn't understand English.
01:28:29 I think the most complicated language on planet
01:28:31 Earth is whale sounds, but it's probably fungus.
01:28:35 The cat is more advanced.
01:28:37 The cat doesn't need English.
01:28:39 What I'm thinking is grown man with a cat.
01:28:41 What kind of fagot are you?
01:28:42 Speaking of which, happy pride month, everybody.
01:28:45 My same back.
01:28:46 Yeah, I'll agree to that.
01:28:48 My kids have cats. I don't. I don't have an I agree.
01:28:50 I agree with you. Are they are they women or.
01:28:54 My cats are both.
01:28:54 My cats are both women. No.
01:28:56 Your kids are they women? The cat owners? Are they women?
01:28:58 Are they get.
01:29:00 We have two.
01:29:01 Women, three men.
01:29:03 And two women in the. House.
01:29:06 Oh I do, what is doing that?
01:29:08 They're. It's a 5050.
01:29:11 It's it's either they're game or they're women.
01:29:14 I'm not. They can only be two answers.
01:29:17 No, no, it's not 5050.
01:29:20 Brady.
01:29:20 Even if you've got two choices.
01:29:24 Hi. There it is.
01:29:25 Bob, are you ready to smoke yet?
01:29:27 Because yours takes a minute.
01:29:29 I've got.
01:29:29 Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Eddie fired up.
01:29:33 It's time to go fire it up.
01:29:34 And so what is the disclaimer?
01:29:36 May I made sure it time.
01:29:37 Do we already do it right? Did I miss the disclaimer?
01:29:40 No. Should I really?
01:29:42 Yeah, you got to.
01:29:44 I'm about to start swearing.
01:29:46 Do it.
01:29:47 Do you hear me yelling? Earlier?
01:29:48 I was yelling at everybody.
01:29:50 Okay, you stupid retards! Remember me?
01:29:53 And then the only one to respond was Ryan.
01:29:55 He said, right on, brother.
01:29:58 Well, I don't have that one.
01:29:59 Oh, that's a mistake.
01:30:02 Wrote the Brady family.
01:30:04 Wrote it.
01:30:08 Way it is everything.
01:30:09 Oh, yeah.
01:30:10 Yeah.
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01:33:53 And to go down here. But I don't feel I.
01:33:57 Can go down.
01:33:58 Absolutely.
01:33:59 I have to reach all the way past you guys to get the Bob.
01:34:02 Yeah. You I. Was go I was going down on.
01:34:06 But you're. Right. You're 100% right.
01:34:08 Do we get much higher?
01:34:11 So high.
01:34:12 Oh, oh, it's like oh.
01:34:18 Oh. Can we do things with it?
01:34:21 Like so I love
01:34:25 00000. Just
01:34:30 where do you go guys.
01:34:33 The stupid.
01:34:33 So where were we. You guys got me there.
01:34:35 We to go like I was going to avoid the whole supernatural crap.
01:34:40 And then you guys got me to go off on YouTube.
01:34:43 I went on
01:34:45 the one
01:34:46 I want to I believe, I want to believe, I want to believe.
01:34:51 According to the rules.
01:34:52 None of us are going to heaven because we all do drugs.
01:34:55 All right, how about that?
01:34:57 Do you think you don't? Where does it say that? In the book.
01:34:58 Wait a. Minute. Jesus. Turn water into wine once.
01:35:01 Booze. Booze. Number one.
01:35:02 Losers are bad, aren't they? Come on.
01:35:05 Where does it say that?
01:35:06 Inconsistencies and internal inconsistency.
01:35:10 Why did God.
01:35:11 Why did God write that in the Bible? Out.
01:35:14 Where does it say that in the Bible?
01:35:16 And why would God write that in his Bible that he author himself?
01:35:20 You could sit there and bitch
01:35:21 about God, the Bible and all that shit having to do drugs that.
01:35:25 But marijuana is a plant that was grown that he put here in on this earth.
01:35:30 I'm sure all.
01:35:31 Of us actually have the kind of looks like a mushroom to me, or like a penis.
01:35:35 Those are all you do or don't know.
01:35:38 What I've done has been grown, not. Meant for everybody.
01:35:42 What's the difference?
01:35:42 What is the Bible say about using marijuana?
01:35:45 What's the difference between dropping acid and getting a cure for cancer?
01:35:48 What does it say?
01:35:50 I mean, getting radiation.
01:35:51 We've got to old published. There's the difference.
01:35:54 What's the difference.
01:35:54 Is the job is witness is publish this.
01:35:57 This is this is going to give us a real negative outlook.
01:36:00 First Corinthians.
01:36:01 Paul says everything is permissible for. Me.
01:36:04 Now let me everything is permissible.
01:36:06 Oh, except that.
01:36:08 What is beneficial, everything is permissible for me.
01:36:12 But I will not be mastered by anything.
01:36:15 So basically you can.
01:36:16 Anything is permissible as long as you don't put it above.
01:36:19 God is what the Bible? What about.
01:36:21 I'm not saying this is what I believe in.
01:36:22 I'm saying that's what the Bible says.
01:36:24 That's what it says.
01:36:25 Deuteronomy for principle. Oversight.
01:36:28 All of the counterfeits all.
01:36:29 Of us have put marijuana before God.
01:36:32 I believe if I'm speaking.
01:36:34 How do you even do that? I don't even know how you do that.
01:36:37 What?
01:36:38 Right. That's. Yeah.
01:36:40 Oh, we all have priorities.
01:36:41 You can list them.
01:36:44 So in the Bible compares.
01:36:45 God before everything.
01:36:47 To drunkenness.
01:36:48 It's definitely talks about drunkenness.
01:36:50 But I would disagree that that's not the same.
01:36:53 Drunkenness I have different things getting.
01:36:56 Drunk.
01:36:57 And you disagree to the best of the same.
01:36:59 Yes I.
01:37:00 I would disagree that it is not the same. Correct.
01:37:03 It is the it is not the same.
01:37:04 It is it.
01:37:05 Okay, I would agree with you, but we'd both be wrong.
01:37:10 Okay.
01:37:10 What about the the tree of the fruit
01:37:14 of the knowledge of good and evil?
01:37:17 Do you think they meant?
01:37:18 Do you think that was like weed?
01:37:19 Or do you think that was just.
01:37:22 I think there was an off limits plant weed.
01:37:25 That was a made up story.
01:37:27 Made up story.
01:37:28 It's like, oh, about an off limits plant.
01:37:32 How people are.
01:37:32 Planted.
01:37:33 You're not allowed to partake in not a plant.
01:37:35 It was about off limits.
01:37:37 And God earth, let me tell you, God put that on this earth
01:37:41 in order for people to smoke and for you to see man,
01:37:46 when you smoke marijuana, it enlightens you.
01:37:50 It really does.
01:37:51 I'm not disagreeing that.
01:37:53 He put cyanide on it too, though, so.
01:37:56 I mean. We're not talking. No he doesn't.
01:37:58 I can straight weed.
01:38:00 He can't do anything.
01:38:01 I'm just saying just just the fact that it's created doesn't mean
01:38:04 that it's good for you. On what, kid?
01:38:07 You know, for God.
01:38:09 Keep in mind, I pro I'm pro marijuana 100%.
01:38:13 I know you are.
01:38:15 But I'm just saying that the Bible, with.
01:38:17 All due respect, that's a bunch of malarkey.
01:38:19 Plus, you got to
01:38:20 you got to understand in order to really understand
01:38:22 the Bible, I'm pretty sure you need to learn
01:38:23 a different language, because yes, is translated
01:38:26 to the point where it's very vague to the point where it's wrong.
01:38:31 Why should I learn Greek and Hebrew?
01:38:33 Any Hebrew.
01:38:35 What's the deal with that?
01:38:37 The, secret, the secret library they have over there
01:38:41 that they won't let anybody in the Vatican under the Vatican?
01:38:45 Yeah, they've got some.
01:38:53 Decent crew of fly dragons live.
01:38:55 Just broken the the secret involved in the Vatican.
01:39:00 They have artifacts to show of.
01:39:03 Show and tell.
01:39:04 What are in these artifacts, though?
01:39:06 Really? Probably nothing.
01:39:07 The Indiana Jones crap.
01:39:10 The the, the holy Grail, the Shroud of Turin.
01:39:14 Oh, the the you have phone schematics.
01:39:17 It's not only that, man.
01:39:19 They're they're they're they're hiding so much stuff.
01:39:22 Stuff of that.
01:39:24 These guys, the holy of holies is a meteorite, right?
01:39:28 A Brady is this right that,
01:39:30 the Chinese have landed?
01:39:36 Whatever.
01:39:36 Did a lunar landing with no people in it either?
01:39:39 Yeah. Rover on the rocks on.
01:39:42 Our side of the moon. Is that right?
01:39:45 The Chinese landed.
01:39:46 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:39:48 There you go.
01:39:50 The Chinese have landed.
01:39:52 Don't tell me we haven't been.
01:39:54 623 yesterday.
01:39:56 Share me next birdie.
01:39:58 They go ahead. Man.
01:40:00 Oh yeah that
01:40:02 that's definitely bird.
01:40:09 Is this just
01:40:10 then the Chinese have landed on the moon.
01:40:15 Well Chinese spacecraft landed on the moon.
01:40:18 They walked on the moon. You're Chinese.
01:40:20 Oh, no.
01:40:20 There's no people there.
01:40:21 I don't.
01:40:22 Think.
01:40:22 Oh, this is breaking news.
01:40:26 I just found out I'm half black.
01:40:27 That's going to come as a complete shock to my parents.
01:40:30 The breaking news is that they landed on the dark side.
01:40:34 One of your parents black. Well, oh, the dark, but.
01:40:36 Right, I mean, I yeah.
01:40:38 I want to emphasize it's you got.
01:40:42 I think they refer to it as the far side of the moon.
01:40:45 I mean no, no. They don't.
01:40:47 I'm. No, it's it's the animals.
01:40:50 It faces us directly as much as it does.
01:40:54 And but it's still the dark side of the moon.
01:40:57 But I think you're.
01:40:58 Referring to a Pink Floyd album there.
01:41:00 Yeah, not.
01:41:01 I actual astronomical term.
01:41:03 And other side all the time, guys,
01:41:07 the moon is facing the same direction.
01:41:10 Sure it is, but it's not always lit up on the same fucking side.
01:41:14 The dark. Correct.
01:41:15 So that's what I said.
01:41:17 Oh no, you said rotates.
01:41:19 Supposedly we'll have to. Play it back, but.
01:41:21 Okay.
01:41:22 So the far, far side of the, challenging enforcement,
01:41:26 comic script that you might need to.
01:41:29 Ryan was. Right.
01:41:32 Well, there's always a dark side.
01:41:33 There's a dark side of the earth. I.
01:41:35 I was wrong, I apologize, yes, but the Earth rotates.
01:41:39 The moon does not rotate precisely, doesn't it?
01:41:43 Right. It does. Now. The moon proportionate to us.
01:41:47 Of course.
01:41:47 It rotates a course.
01:41:49 It rotates.
01:41:50 It rotates exactly at the rate of which were spinning.
01:41:53 Which is crazy. No, it does it.
01:41:57 The moon. Yes.
01:41:58 It's always got the same side pointed at us.
01:42:00 That's what makes it nuts.
01:42:02 It makes it unlike any satellite in any solar system that we're aware of.
01:42:08 Does that count as it is spinning?
01:42:11 Because it is really, really interesting.
01:42:14 You always think you're.
01:42:16 In exactly the same speed that it is rotate.
01:42:19 Rotating or.
01:42:20 Spinning and rotating at the same. Time.
01:42:23 It does not rotate its orbits in order.
01:42:26 No orbit.
01:42:27 You're right.
01:42:27 Well, I meant rotating the order.
01:42:30 Does. Oh.
01:42:32 When it does that, the Earth is at such a rate.
01:42:36 But, there's always.
01:42:39 If it rotates and orbits the.
01:42:41 When the moon only orbits
01:42:46 the Earth and does not rotate.
01:42:49 Right.
01:42:49 If you pull it, does it? Yeah.
01:42:51 Otherwise we would be viewing different sides of it.
01:42:54 It rotates at exactly the same rate as it's spinning.
01:42:58 You know, we always see the same side.
01:43:01 How would it.
01:43:02 That's why it has to rotate.
01:43:05 No, it does fascinate.
01:43:06 This is fascinating.
01:43:07 It does, it does you guys okay, Eric, from your point, same rate.
01:43:11 So that the same side is always pointing at us.
01:43:15 That's inaccurate. Don't make me that.
01:43:17 Stop from.
01:43:18 My my my dad is accurate.
01:43:21 Fact. Check this.
01:43:23 So listen. Rover, click radio order. Part.
01:43:26 I can explain this so from your point of view obviously
01:43:28 we always we always see the same face of the moon.
01:43:31 So when it orbits it doesn't look like it's spinning.
01:43:34 But if you were to put an axis through the middle of the moon and it.
01:43:37 Is spinning and.
01:43:38 The sun and everything away as it's spinning around the universe,
01:43:41 it is spinning.
01:43:43 It's just spinning at the correct rate that we always see it.
01:43:46 Exactly the same rate as the orbit.
01:43:49 It's really slow. Spin.
01:43:51 That's not that. Does the two goes around.
01:43:54 That's not the definition of the moon.
01:43:56 Rotate okay. The moon okay.
01:43:58 But it's right on the top.
01:43:59 So it's the most common definition of the word spin.
01:44:04 It's like the way people use the word spin when they say spin,
01:44:07 that's what they mean.
01:44:09 The moon rotates, but not that's.
01:44:11 Exactly what they mean.
01:44:12 Not in relation to the Earth.
01:44:14 Well, I'm telling you what I mean.
01:44:16 I ain't saying what they mean.
01:44:18 I'm just saying the moon.
01:44:19 If you call the Earth spinning around from day to night over here.
01:44:25 Yeah. That you call that spin.
01:44:28 I'm saying. Yeah. Okay. On that spinning.
01:44:30 Oh, depending on your frame of reference and everything is moving around one side.
01:44:36 They call them.
01:44:36 Rotate around the Earth.
01:44:38 See, it doesn't spin as it's rotating.
01:44:41 It does spin. It has to spin.
01:44:43 No it does.
01:44:44 If it didn't spin, we we would we would we would watch it like it's weird.
01:44:49 This doesn't make sense because of the perspective of the earth.
01:44:51 But if it didn't spin, we would see it spin.
01:44:54 It's called relativity.
01:44:56 Lorenzo started it, but Einstein finished it off.
01:45:00 And here I'll even tell you. Boring.
01:45:02 It takes. Lorenzo.
01:45:04 Lorenzo! The Lorenzo principal.
01:45:06 Look up the Lorenzo principal.
01:45:09 The earth, Ralph. Lauren.
01:45:10 Locke like a row. Lorenzo.
01:45:14 You're right. It is locked into the order.
01:45:16 Faces, faces. Face each.
01:45:17 You know it.
01:45:18 The face faces us the same all the time.
01:45:20 But right.
01:45:22 There is a synchronous rotation.
01:45:25 Synchronous rotation is what I was talking about.
01:45:29 No, you were the thing that keeps your faces.
01:45:32 Even though it's going around a circle around a ball.
01:45:36 It had to rotate once every time it goes around, but it does exactly that.
01:45:41 That's the amazing part.
01:45:43 Doesn't look
01:45:44 like the hexagon on Uranus.
01:45:47 It's Neptune.
01:45:48 I guess it's still okay. Very good.
01:45:51 Obviously the I know I've been right
01:45:54 the whole time, but you'll find that's always true.
01:45:59 With all due respect, that's a lot.
01:46:01 All right.
01:46:02 You had me, Gary, till that last date when I.
01:46:05 I know jumping ship does.
01:46:08 All right. Yeah. Somebody says they're always right.
01:46:10 That's the first thing.
01:46:11 You can be assured that they're wrong.
01:46:15 There you go.
01:46:17 What's the first thing I ever got wrong?
01:46:19 Oh, yeah.
01:46:20 Remember 15 minutes ago from the Vatican?
01:46:23 Oh my God.
01:46:25 We're going to look.
01:46:26 At just over 100 acres.
01:46:29 Did you see that city?
01:46:30 Exactly what I saw.
01:46:30 I think we went out park.
01:46:33 And although it's the smallest country in the world,
01:46:36 behind its walls are history's most closely guarded secrets.
01:46:41 The most coveted.
01:46:43 Yeah.
01:46:43 You know that little secret archives.
01:46:47 For centuries, the Vatican secret vaults have been
01:46:49 the subject of speculation and conspiracy theories.
01:46:53 Some think it houses valuable artifacts
01:46:56 stolen from Jerusalem during the Crusades.
01:46:59 Others claim it contains documents indicating that the Vatican
01:47:02 went easy on the Nazis,
01:47:05 and author Curt
01:47:06 Brown famously speculated that it might hold proof
01:47:10 that Jesus Christ actually fathered a child.
01:47:15 The secret wasn't a virgin.
01:47:17 In plain sight.
01:47:19 The unmarked entrance is here.
01:47:21 Well, he just.
01:47:22 Get next to the library, okay?
01:47:25 And direct the less parking spaces is a massive two story underground bunker.
01:47:31 I'm over here stroking my dick. I got low.
01:47:33 Here in the bunker.
01:47:34 Our over 50 miles of shelves.
01:47:37 Centuries of hosting guarded historic documents.
01:47:41 The correspondence of royal families, people, letters.
01:47:45 Deserve that better.
01:47:47 Such as such nice letter from the Civil War wrapped up.
01:47:50 They put it on shelves that we wanted to do.
01:47:53 So some of.
01:47:54 Those of the United States, like native Mary
01:47:57 the born is here.
01:47:59 Yes. Highlights from the Civil.
01:48:01 War when he says, no, we weren't Jesus.
01:48:03 The Civil War was ranching.
01:48:04 Honest honey, honest honey.
01:48:07 It just came from the sky.
01:48:09 Soldiers had invaded the North.
01:48:11 The Union had suffered more than 250,000 casualties in the same here.
01:48:16 1863 the Pope received another.
01:48:19 Hey, wait!
01:48:20 Pause for a second. It's also has it Jefferson.
01:48:22 For what? Brother?
01:48:23 Father just said no, it doesn't have to be that
01:48:25 that there was an immaculate conception and all the mythical stories that a small
01:48:29 group or whatever you were talking about, about the Scientologists,
01:48:34 maybe those are all made up stories to disconnect from,
01:48:38 you know, but but that just because there's
01:48:41 just because the shortest path to passing a minimum is nothing.
01:48:45 And all these crazy stories are everything.
01:48:47 It's possible that it's something in between.
01:48:50 I mean, you know. There's so many something.
01:48:52 You can't take, one crazy story and everything.
01:48:56 Can you take every war
01:48:59 like Covid, like the World Trade Center attack?
01:49:02 All of them are culling the herd.
01:49:05 Oh, wait, Walter, world Trade Center attack.
01:49:07 What are you talking about? War. War?
01:49:11 I thought you were. No.
01:49:12 I was talking about. I'm a no planner.
01:49:15 It was an attack of the World Trade Center.
01:49:18 Is in the world.
01:49:19 No one argues against that.
01:49:22 Someone attacked it.
01:49:25 Yeah,
01:49:27 I think it was an inside job.
01:49:28 But don't tell anybody I said that because they think I'm crazy.
01:49:32 He's ever come up with that idea before?
01:49:36 An inside out?
01:49:39 Yeah, it was.
01:49:39 Culling the herd. Very funny.
01:49:41 Of course.
01:49:42 Religion is all right. Satan.
01:49:44 Satan's religion, man. I mean.
01:49:46 So you're your own topic as your own pick of the show argues against what
01:49:51 you just said because it's more likely that it was an insurance scam.
01:49:54 It's not likely that it was a secret society.
01:49:57 That's trying to change the world. And yeah. Oh.
01:49:59 Oh my God.
01:50:00 Yes, I would argue what you're saying is true.
01:50:04 And the most simple answer is probably the most correct.
01:50:07 And always I think you're on the right.
01:50:10 It's always an insurance. And
01:50:12 well, regardless, you know what I'm saying?
01:50:14 That even church.
01:50:16 Even churches are attacking him, aren't they?
01:50:18 Ryan supports Satan.
01:50:20 And right again, that's why he votes for Biden.
01:50:23 Wait, because he just said no.
01:50:25 He said on this show he doesn't love me. You know.
01:50:28 I don't said he worships Satan.
01:50:29 He said, I don't do nothing.
01:50:31 That's why.
01:50:32 That's why, you see, the Church of Satan was set up by atheists.
01:50:41 No it wasn't.
01:50:42 Which witches are evil.
01:50:44 You said there was nature of Satan.
01:50:47 I've read the, the.
01:50:48 Hold on.
01:50:50 Satan. I like Buddhists, I like Dallas.
01:50:52 They sound here.
01:50:53 I'm pretty fair, man.
01:50:54 If I were to choose anyone to be that one.
01:50:57 So which ones got Buddhism?
01:50:59 Satan.
01:51:00 Satanism I like, I like the Wiccan religion least.
01:51:04 Are you talking Luciferian?
01:51:05 Luciferian ism?
01:51:06 That's pretty much like the Satanic Temple.
01:51:08 No, no, no, that would be the real Satanism.
01:51:12 Yeah, probably.
01:51:13 Right. Gary?
01:51:15 Yeah.
01:51:17 Just where.
01:51:18 Yeah, you'll you'll find that I'm always right.
01:51:20 Luciferian and Satanism is basically there's no higher power.
01:51:24 And you are the higher everything ends it.
01:51:26 Your consciousness. Does that sound familiar?
01:51:28 Precisely. Oh. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
01:51:31 I mean, and then, the good reminder is we need to let go of your ego.
01:51:35 So it's the exact opposite.
01:51:37 So you might as well take, take, take now because there's no reason not to.
01:51:43 Satanism is for like, accountability.
01:51:45 You know, you act like you got to be kind.
01:51:47 You got to be a good human being.
01:51:48 That's like, I've read a few of the, you know, don't.
01:51:52 Don't all of them kind of encompass that, though?
01:51:54 That's just a given. You know, the the golden rule.
01:51:56 Yeah, they all say that. Dude.
01:51:58 Don't you think that's maybe a very. Humanist.
01:52:00 Like, yeah, we all want to be good to each other.
01:52:02 We all want to do that. Sure. I'm with you.
01:52:04 We all want to start grabbing little kids. Wait, what?
01:52:07 Wait, wait a minute.
01:52:09 Like that. I do not advocate.
01:52:11 That common belief.
01:52:12 That common golden rule is always the right religion to get people in the door.
01:52:17 That's why it's fragmented like that.
01:52:20 That's why there's thousands of them.
01:52:22 Yeah, that's on every boom.
01:52:24 What was pubic pubic medical state.
01:52:26 You have.
01:52:28 That's not it.
01:52:33 Satanic cults.
01:52:34 I guess it's a different story.
01:52:35 Not Satanism.
01:52:36 Like there's a religious cult.
01:52:39 You got you guys got to remember
01:52:41 there is no Satan, because, there is not.
01:52:45 Oh, God.
01:52:46 There's no God.
01:52:47 There's right there is no God, and there is no Satan.
01:52:50 Right? Exactly.
01:52:51 Why would he create his own nemesis argument?
01:52:55 But but those are just words that we use to embody good and evil.
01:52:58 I don't believe the.
01:52:59 Literal same words.
01:53:00 Oh how how could how could God, even heaven?
01:53:03 And how would that even make sense?
01:53:06 Right.
01:53:08 Why would you create that?
01:53:09 Okay, in the ultimate battle of good versus evil,
01:53:12 which side you think I'm on?
01:53:15 Obviously the bad side.
01:53:19 Evil?
01:53:20 Can I can I change the question?
01:53:23 Yeah. Can I change?
01:53:24 Can I change the question.
01:53:25 From the on the side? Yes.
01:53:27 In the in the battle of good and evil, do you think?
01:53:30 I think they're fucking evil.
01:53:33 Right.
01:53:34 All right. No they don't.
01:53:36 That's why it's a fictitious question.
01:53:39 There's no ultimate battle of good versus evil.
01:53:42 This isn't. That's not a real thing.
01:53:44 But it's a it's a allergy for a living.
01:53:47 It's an analogy for treating people well.
01:53:49 Okay, so how does this argument work with an analogy.
01:53:53 So the crossroads doesn't it does.
01:53:56 The crossroads is an analogy, right? We've all heard it.
01:53:58 We all think we hit this epiphany.
01:53:59 Yeah. Like, yes, we're either a good person or a bad person.
01:54:02 I'm Gary and I'm all light, all knowing.
01:54:04 It doesn't look good. Yeah, well, why?
01:54:06 These are all analogies for every moment in your life.
01:54:08 The way you're supposed to be.
01:54:09 A crossroads is every moment.
01:54:11 The decision
01:54:11 you're making next is the one where you the the battle between good and evil.
01:54:15 If you want to put it
01:54:16 somebody on your shoulder, your grandma and your grandpa, whoever you like,
01:54:21 pushing you in the right direction.
01:54:22 Yeah.
01:54:23 Angel. Satan is. Radiant draw.
01:54:25 It's radiant draw for me.
01:54:27 These are all analogies. Awesome.
01:54:29 Mine is good and evil.
01:54:31 God, that had.
01:54:32 The happens every second of every moment of your life.
01:54:37 Okay, you don't get a amen.
01:54:39 You don't declare yourself good.
01:54:40 And then just stop making these crossroad style decisions.
01:54:44 You have to do it. Your next one, two, and the one after that.
01:54:46 And the one.
01:54:47 Everyone I know, I believe in that is absolutely.
01:54:51 You just have.
01:54:51 To me, I follow through, I do, I follow through in.
01:54:55 Instead of out looking for Jesus.
01:54:57 Help me name all of the other people that had filthy hippies
01:55:00 living on their property this last weekend.
01:55:02 Named all of them
01:55:04 I know, I know, I'll give you all the time in the world to name all the people
01:55:08 that allowed filthy hippies to live on their property last week.
01:55:11 Wait a second, wait a second.
01:55:13 You know, my two college kids qualify.
01:55:15 So I did.
01:55:17 Yeah. Yes, they are deadbeats.
01:55:18 Qualify for what?
01:55:20 No, no, they're not deadbeats, but they're hippies.
01:55:21 They're, you know, it's I don't understand. It's
01:55:25 a Brady throwback.
01:55:26 Yeah. Right. Yeah.
01:55:27 But you take them in anyway remember man.
01:55:30 Because if we all do this otherwise. Oh.
01:55:34 All right.
01:55:35 No, you did a good job raising filthy hippies.
01:55:38 Wop wop wop.
01:55:40 Never mind.
01:55:40 I lost my train of thought again.
01:55:42 Yeah, but they were crocs.
01:55:44 Like any. You.
01:55:47 I'm just wondering, I, I really that's like.
01:55:50 He's wearing a croc on his face, isn't he?
01:55:52 Isn't that a croc? He never he like.
01:55:54 Yes. Finally.
01:55:57 Okay. Sure. Go ahead.
01:55:59 Personal attack.
01:56:00 Yeah, exactly.
01:56:03 I'm going to wear a mask next week.
01:56:06 It's weird when I.
01:56:07 When I google, when I Google satanic killer, all kinds of crazy shit comes up.
01:56:11 And when I google Christian killer like it, just there's a guy who's unique
01:56:15 to virgin killer
01:56:16 and he's a he's responsible for blockchain distribution and ledgers.
01:56:19 There's Christian killer who's actually a doctor.
01:56:22 Yeah, I can fix.
01:56:23 I can fix that for you.
01:56:24 AD add the word crusades to your search.
01:56:27 You just need to.
01:56:28 You need to put Christian crusades.
01:56:30 You'll find the killers you're looking for.
01:56:31 Yeah. Rules of the Satanic Temple.
01:56:34 And then you'll get it. It'll be.
01:56:35 This Christian killer, junior.
01:56:38 May I make a suggestion.
01:56:39 And. PhD student verifies email? Probably.
01:56:42 The affiliation doesn't necessarily make you good or bad, either.
01:56:46 You could be a Christian and still be a bad person.
01:56:49 You could be a Satanist and be a good person.
01:56:51 Sure. Who even is?
01:56:52 Who even decides?
01:56:53 Do you do you get to decide yourself, or does your spouse to decide?
01:56:56 Or people around you closer to strangers, or to peers, or to public?
01:56:58 Or does the president who decides if you're good or bad?
01:57:02 I need to know.
01:57:03 I need to register for this.
01:57:04 I would ask, very good.
01:57:06 God, there's a book.
01:57:07 It says, my story from jungle killer to Christian missionary.
01:57:11 So he went from murderer to like Christian.
01:57:13 So he wasn't, like, the opposite of what I'm looking for.
01:57:16 But yeah, but see, that's kind of. Weird how that is.
01:57:18 Those are the kind of people that you have to watch
01:57:21 because, man, they're they, they they have a strange side to them.
01:57:25 You know, I don't want to call it maybe a phony side, but there
01:57:29 there's really something there, man.
01:57:31 You know, there you may keep your eye, keep your eye out around those eye people.
01:57:36 Phony is accurate.
01:57:39 From phonies and.
01:57:40 Fraud is accurate, too. Yeah.
01:57:43 Fraudulent. Maybe.
01:57:44 You know. Precisely.
01:57:46 There's always something in that, man.
01:57:48 And I had it in my own family, and I saw it, man.
01:57:51 So, you know, you ain't gotta change my mind on that.
01:57:54 I already know so.
01:57:56 Guys, I'm going to watch the rest of the show.
01:57:59 This is the closest thing I found.
01:58:01 I don't. Brilliant.
01:58:02 Thank you sir. Thank you brother.
01:58:05 I am okay.
01:58:06 Have a good night, man.
01:58:08 Have a good night.
01:58:08 Let's talk to you, buddy.
01:58:12 Yeah.
01:58:12 So the only thing I found that was close enough is a Fort Lewis soldier,
01:58:15 Christian Davis, murdered wife, Dorothy.
01:58:19 So his name is Christian.
01:58:20 So that's.
01:58:22 His name is Christian?
01:58:24 Yeah. So that's the closest I could find.
01:58:26 Okay, I'm still scrolling. I'm still scrolling. I don't know.
01:58:30 I found an interesting fact.
01:58:32 Christian killer had a research PhD. He.
01:58:38 Yeah, I don't know.
01:58:39 Good job.
01:58:40 If you look in a mirror at your eyes and then you switch from
01:58:44 one eye to the other, you cannot see your eyeballs move.
01:58:50 That is because your brain deletes
01:58:53 the moving parts when your eye
01:58:57 muscles move, your brain knows to shut off that part of the receptors,
01:59:02 and it deletes like nanoseconds.
01:59:06 Micro seconds off your memory.
01:59:09 So when you're forming and I'm, I'm going to blame that on being high.
01:59:14 So no, no, that that happens.
01:59:17 Like Gary everyone is not going to like my vaporizer.
01:59:21 Your brain draws everything.
01:59:22 Your brain creates the smell, your olfactory all from sensors.
01:59:26 Your brain creates everything.
01:59:27 I, I totally understand that brain.
01:59:29 You know that.
01:59:31 So okay, I got I got you there.
01:59:34 You know where I'm going with this, right? Nope.
01:59:37 Your entire experience is manufactured in your brain.
01:59:42 It's stored in your brain.
01:59:43 I don't know if it's manufactured.
01:59:44 I mean, it recreated.
01:59:47 And you told me symbolically.
01:59:50 So you're saying you're at the helm?
01:59:51 You're the author again, because a couple of episodes ago,
01:59:54 you were saying that you didn't know who the fuck was I?
01:59:55 Teeter totter.
01:59:57 What do you want me to do, make a decision?
01:59:59 Teeter totter is are dangerous, man.
02:00:00 My cousin knock this tooth out on a teeter totter.
02:00:03 Yeah. Yeah.
02:00:04 You know why, dipshit?
02:00:05 What kind of reason? No.
02:00:06 Do you know why?
02:00:07 Because I was a small little kid.
02:00:09 I was no, I was, I was a small little kid, and he was like normal sized.
02:00:13 Yeah.
02:00:15 So we didn't balance.
02:00:16 And he did his best, but.
02:00:18 Yeah. You flung him off of there.
02:00:20 Yeah. No, no.
02:00:21 No, no, he was about to fling me off of there and I was like, wait a minute.
02:00:25 Keep in mind I. Was trying to say ten. 11.
02:00:27 I'm like, I'm 60 pounds.
02:00:28 He's got to be 100, 120 pounds.
02:00:31 I'm going to go flying off of there.
02:00:32 So I jumped off at the last second and he went,
02:00:35 oh yeah. Wow.
02:00:39 Textile and
02:00:40 costume Brady when I was younger.
02:00:44 But when I was a young kid and I still remember
02:00:47 this man till this day, man, I can feel it.
02:00:49 Even, when I was younger, I went on a slide.
02:00:52 I had to be probably six, seven years old, you know, and the slide had one.
02:00:58 And that.
02:00:59 Jerry jet. Ever seen one of those?
02:01:01 I like to hump stories.
02:01:02 Yeah. The seven year old hump.
02:01:04 The first time I go down it, man, I go down the hump
02:01:08 and the hump threw me in the air, man.
02:01:10 And off of the slide, man.
02:01:11 And I landed on fucking oops.
02:01:14 Crashed on the cement.
02:01:19 It was a trip, man.
02:01:20 I'm telling you.
02:01:22 You know how, Trump
02:01:24 was just convicted on 34 felony charges
02:01:27 from 20 1637? Oh.
02:01:31 I think it was 34.
02:01:33 You can quote me on this.
02:01:34 It was 34.
02:01:37 And, yeah, I don't know.
02:01:41 Yes. And eight.
02:01:44 Shut the fuck up. Years ago
02:01:47 and since it was eight years ago,
02:01:49 that puts it beyond the statute of limitations.
02:01:52 Yeah. Does this even. Count?
02:01:55 No. He'll get he'll win his appeal on that alone.
02:01:57 Yeah, exactly.
02:01:58 What do you. Want to hear, Ben Shapiro?
02:02:00 Break it down.
02:02:01 Yes I do.
02:02:02 Wait.
02:02:03 Before I usually do, I hear Ben Shapiro, but I do.
02:02:06 He's already campaigning by just.
02:02:09 More about the timing.
02:02:10 It's an excuse to play a drop.
02:02:13 He's on his sentence.
02:02:14 His sentencing is two days before the RNC.
02:02:18 Three days.
02:02:19 Three days.
02:02:19 But I don't mean to correct everybody on everything, but you're all wrong.
02:02:23 I don't agree with you. But then we both be wrong.
02:02:25 I tried to make it, exaggerated it to make it even worse than it was.
02:02:29 Okay, good, I apologize.
02:02:31 I knew he was scary, but I knew it was three days too. I
02:02:35 also, fear draws the target.
02:02:37 There
02:02:39 would be no point of talking if I said if we agreed with Gary,
02:02:42 we'd all be right and there'd be no point at,
02:02:46 Precisely.
02:02:48 No. Yes, yes, that deserves a hit off the bat.
02:02:52 No. Yeah. Oh, yeah, it does.
02:02:54 Hey, play the bumper again.
02:02:58 Do the. No. Yes. Yes.
02:02:59 Again. Brady.
02:03:00 Yeah.
02:03:01 No way man, you got me going back and forth like a fucking dog.
02:03:04 Chase my dad. No.
02:03:06 Yes. Leave some of my.
02:03:08 No. Yeah, yeah.
02:03:11 Can we get much weight?
02:03:13 This may mean something else for the chosen people here.
02:03:17 Oh, we mean we mean smoke weed, not ascend to heaven, but let's.
02:03:21 Let's go. Right.
02:03:22 Let's try.
02:03:23 Both. I so.
02:03:25 All right.
02:03:27 Oh, oh, oh,
02:03:33 can we drop the tires?
02:03:35 Nice.
02:03:38 Oh, give me a white guy.
02:03:40 Oh oh. Is.
02:03:47 He. Yeah.
02:03:52 Wow. That's.
02:03:53 Yeah. Exactly.
02:03:56 I thought you were going to break down a fucking track and shit there,
02:03:59 or whatever you call it.
02:04:00 I started farting hardly at a retarded garden party.
02:04:03 I said, I'm sorry, but it's hard to be.
02:04:05 Pardon me?
02:04:07 Well, you know,
02:04:10 it, like.
02:04:11 Such as the kids intro music.
02:04:14 The kid never got his intro music.
02:04:15 Lights magically.
02:04:16 Means there's. That matters bad for them.
02:04:20 Why do you think this is?
02:04:23 I personally believe
02:04:25 that, yes, Americans are unable to do so because,
02:04:30 some people out there in our nation don't have bats.
02:04:35 And, I believe that our education like, such.
02:04:38 As, like such as matter.
02:04:40 Like gravity.
02:04:41 Such as South Africa and, Dirac everywhere.
02:04:44 Like, such as. Like such as Bitcoin.
02:04:47 Like such as.
02:04:48 And I believe that they should
02:04:51 our education over here and then us should help the U.S.
02:04:55 I should help South Africa, it should help the Iraq and the Asian countries.
02:05:00 So we will be able to build up our future for our.
02:05:04 Thank you very much. Like such as. Like.
02:05:10 Go to America and know
02:05:14 every girl I know but never know.
02:05:19 We too love the America.
02:05:21 The entire case was predicated on the idea
02:05:23 that Donald Trump falsified business records in 2017,
02:05:27 in order to cover up some sort of payments to Stormy Daniels and Gary.
02:05:31 Implicitly.
02:05:31 That's news of the election.
02:05:34 No, that's not a legit it.
02:05:36 Could be charged by the state prosecution was actually available.
02:05:40 Because the reality, of course, is that the Federal Elections Commission
02:05:43 had investigated all of this and found nothing that was particularly noteworthy.
02:05:47 But the prosecutor, Alvin Bragg, decided that he was going
02:05:50 to bring a charge against Trump,
02:05:51 a felony charge, come hell or high water, because he was going to get Trump.
02:05:55 He said this as early as 2021, and judge in this case.
02:05:58 Campaigned on a. Machine made very clear throughout the case.
02:06:01 He wanted Trump convicted.
02:06:02 He basically colluded with the prosecutor in order to craft charges
02:06:05 in such a way that they could avoid the jury's scrutiny.
02:06:09 And then, of course, Donald Trump was convicted.
02:06:10 And then the minute you say, hold up a second, it seems like Donald
02:06:14 Trump, despite all of his bad behavior, didn't actually commit a crime here.
02:06:17 And that of the various charges being brought against Donald Trump.
02:06:20 This one is by far the weakest.
02:06:21 And what it really looks like here is that you ginned up a false case
02:06:25 and put it in New York City, in front of a Manhattan
02:06:27 jury that hates Donald Trump, in order to simply go after him and take him out
02:06:31 in advance of the election.
02:06:32 If you point out all that, then the same Democrats who will tell you
02:06:36 that the Supreme Court is illegitimate and ought to be ended around
02:06:39 the same, Democrats will tell you that Donald Trump was a Russian spy,
02:06:42 and that the election of 2016 was effectively rigged
02:06:45 on behalf of Donald Trump by Facebook and the Russians.
02:06:48 Those same people will tell you that you are undermining America's institutions.
02:06:52 If you point out that this prosecution of Donald Trump is crap,
02:06:56 those exact same people.
02:06:56 I never agree with Ben Shapiro.
02:06:59 What do you spy on?
02:07:03 Dude, right.
02:07:04 Every word he said was true.
02:07:06 That's spot on is called a yamaka.
02:07:08 Oh, yeah. Right.
02:07:09 This is my real hair.
02:07:12 But I got,
02:07:15 I know what that.
02:07:16 So, was that your hack?
02:07:18 Did you actually wear that hockey mask to play, or is that just,
02:07:22 That's not even a hockey mask.
02:07:23 That's a Halloween mask.
02:07:25 Where is it? Like, it's,
02:07:27 It reminds me of the face huggers.
02:07:29 What was that movie?
02:07:30 What movie were the face huggers?
02:07:33 Face on. A porno.
02:07:34 You watching?
02:07:36 Never heard.
02:07:36 Oh, you know, sorry.
02:07:39 I want to say Rick and Morty.
02:07:41 Face huggers, man.
02:07:42 You know, this mask.
02:07:43 This mask here was one of the original.
02:07:46 Oh, invade.
02:07:47 Snap.
02:07:47 Where Pfizer's invasion of the Body Snatchers.
02:07:52 I don't
02:07:52 want to say what it was a Rick and Morty, but those.
02:07:58 I don't know nothing about it, man.
02:08:00 Rick and Morty, I win.
02:08:03 Is Rick Sanchez for Halloween a couple of years ago.
02:08:06 Okay, what kind of mask he have?
02:08:09 Oh, I wore my face.
02:08:12 Okay.
02:08:14 We're back to you and Robert.
02:08:16 Her because somehow on federal gun charges, you'll recall.
02:08:20 Actually, here are the tapes under merit, darling, that we can't even.
02:08:23 Oh, the movie was instead let off.
02:08:26 Can you hear that?
02:08:26 When it's when it's not like, No,
02:08:29 no, these Japanese are even speaking.
02:08:33 Okay? Because I was just. Oh, just.
02:08:34 Because it was recently let off the hook
02:08:36 by his own Department of Justice, not because he didn't commit crimes.
02:08:40 Department of justice.
02:08:42 And yeah, he's out there
02:08:43 specifically claiming that he believes in the rule of law.
02:08:46 This is the same president of the United States
02:08:48 who was recently let off the hook by his own department of Justice,
02:08:52 not because he didn't commit crimes related to mishandling
02:08:55 of classified information. He clearly did.
02:08:57 He was instead let off because he was deemed effectively senile by Robert.
02:09:01 Her, who's the prosecutor at the DOJ.
02:09:03 And now the judge is trying to claim under Merrick Garland that we can't even hear
02:09:08 the tapes of the transcripts between Biden and Robert her,
02:09:12 because somehow that would violate confidential procedures.
02:09:14 The DOJ, despite the fact that we have the entire text of the transcripts,
02:09:17 we can actually hear the tape because we might actually hear
02:09:20 this doddering old fool.
02:09:23 So he's covering up a cover
02:09:24 up is basically what has happened with regard to the classified information.
02:09:28 But don't worry, if you doubt the rule of law, then that's because you're bad.
02:09:32 Right now.
02:09:33 Hunter Biden is about to start his trial today on federal charges.
02:09:38 You'll recall
02:09:39 that he lied on a federal form on Hunter Biden and said that he was
02:09:42 not addicted to drugs. He was, in fact, addicted to drugs.
02:09:44 And then he bought a gun and then he proceeded to toss that gun
02:09:48 into a dumpster.
02:09:49 His girlfriend at the time was his late brother's widow.
02:09:52 So again, all sorts of things happening inside the Biden family also,
02:09:55 she actually took the gun away from him and it ended up in a dumpster.
02:10:00 It ended up in a dumpster near a school.
02:10:03 And then Secret Service attempted to cover all of that up.
02:10:06 And yet we're supposed to believe that all of this is on the up and up.
02:10:09 Then the DOJ tried to cut a sweetheart deal under Merrick Garland
02:10:12 with Hunter Biden, whereby the gun and drug charges
02:10:16 would be directed toward some sort of outpatient treatment facility.
02:10:21 And in the middle of that deal was buried a quiet provision
02:10:24 that suggested that all of Hunter Biden's tax charges would also disappear.
02:10:28 And only because
02:10:29 the judge in that particular case looked at that settlement agreement.
02:10:31 And what a living hell I've never even remotely seen anything like that.
02:10:35 It's only because of that.
02:10:36 Was the deal scuttled?
02:10:38 And that's why Joe Biden's son is on trial?
02:10:41 Well, by the way, Joe Biden has decided to up the ante
02:10:44 in terms of his defenses of Hunter.
02:10:46 You'll recall
02:10:47 that he spent the last several years saying that Hunter did nothing wrong.
02:10:50 Hunter is the smartest person he knows.
02:10:52 Well, now, in the last week alone, the president of the United States,
02:10:55 this upstanding
02:10:56 member of the institutionalist caucus, the man who stands up for the rule of law,
02:11:01 he's deployed himself down
02:11:02 to Wilmington, Delaware, where he will be present for his son's trial.
02:11:06 Also, about six days ago, he traveled over to visit
02:11:10 with Hallie Biden, who is the key witness in the gun
02:11:13 and drug charges that are being brought against his son,
02:11:18 which looks a lot like some a little bit like witness tampering,
02:11:21 like just a little bit.
02:11:23 Hallie Biden is expected to be called this witness number three,
02:11:25 when prosecutors for special counsel David Weiss's criminal gun case against
02:11:29 Hunter Biden start their trial on Monday in Delaware.
02:11:32 The white House, of course, denied that that had anything to do
02:11:35 with hundreds with the Joe's visit to Hawley.
02:11:37 Apparently they just get together and they play bridge or something.
02:11:41 But no, I had nothing to do with the trial whatsoever.
02:11:45 Green Trump has said she's family.
02:11:46 She was married, obviously, to his lieutenant.
02:11:48 I think that's something to mention.
02:11:49 Also, as you're asking your question to me, and it was not about hell, Biden says.
02:11:53 I'm sure it never came up.
02:11:54 I'm sure never came up.
02:11:54 Just like just like the meeting between Loretta Lynch
02:11:57 and Bill Clinton on the tarmac in 2016. I'll bet it never came up.
02:12:00 I mean, it was all just, you know, just a weird coincidence,
02:12:03 just a weird coincidence.
02:12:05 We'll get some more on the.
02:12:08 November number, vanity Fair,
02:12:11 because I feel like I have heard enough tension.
02:12:13 Period. For one. Evening.
02:12:16 Oh, my God, I'm.
02:12:20 Yeah, it was done before.
02:12:21 You said it was done. So,
02:12:25 I don't know. Okay, good.
02:12:26 Maybe. Shut the fuck up, kid.
02:12:28 Okay. Eat my shorts. Brown side up,
02:12:34 I like how, draws fake background.
02:12:37 Makes his body disappear sometimes.
02:12:39 Yeah, I know it's cool.
02:12:41 Yeah, it's.
02:12:42 Joe Biden's grudge. Don't you see the,
02:12:44 the push in the background here?
02:12:46 It's very I don't know, it's it's it's embedded in your chest or that.
02:12:51 What? All the bullshit.
02:12:52 Whatever. Corvette. Yeah. Whatever it is. Yeah, it's.
02:12:54 I'm sure the classified documents I think are right around here, I think.
02:12:58 And also Fedex.
02:13:01 It was apparently your Fedex.
02:13:03 I think it's in some of these boxes here.
02:13:06 Well.
02:13:08 Yeah.
02:13:09 I don't understand
02:13:09 because there is that I'm assuming that's going to come up at some point.
02:13:12 The fact that he was deemed.
02:13:17 Uneasy not to be.
02:13:19 Denied for a crime that he committed when he wasn't, you know.
02:13:24 Yeah. And and the president is there.
02:13:27 It's like they found that the president was incompetent.
02:13:31 I want to steal the crown jewels or whatever.
02:13:35 The most expensive diamond is in the world.
02:13:37 And then I'm going to be senile afterwards.
02:13:40 Yeah. And I'll just be able to keep it right.
02:13:44 Yeah.
02:13:45 That doesn't mean lost all it like the evidence is.
02:13:47 There. I have it right. So, like, the evidence is that.
02:13:49 You launder it through the Ukraine.
02:13:51 If you launder. The.
02:13:52 Crime, then you might be able to get to keep it.
02:13:55 Are we back to money laundering?
02:13:58 Yeah, man. Sure. It's going. This is.
02:14:00 I mean, money laundering is a cottage industry.
02:14:04 That's right.
02:14:04 Oh, is it from up north?
02:14:08 No, it's down south.
02:14:10 Special.
02:14:13 Oh, well, how can that old man not be.
02:14:16 The Vatican Vatican national anthem?
02:14:19 No. How can he not be fit to be tried but be fit to be president?
02:14:26 How does that make sense?
02:14:27 I'm fit to be tried.
02:14:30 I don't know what the volume.
02:14:33 Yeah, I can't hear it.
02:14:35 Yeah, I can no mass,
02:14:37 no sound or anything. Yeah.
02:14:39 Hit it.
02:14:40 Oh, all right baby.
02:14:42 Oh oh my blue.
02:14:45 That was mentioned.
02:14:46 Medicine. It.
02:14:51 Right out the door man.
02:14:53 Wait. I'm gonna bring it back.
02:14:56 Yeah, yeah.
02:14:57 You got this old lady.
02:14:58 What she shawty
02:15:01 old lady. What I show you.
02:15:03 What's up? The flag. Flag.
02:15:05 What's up buddy?
02:15:17 What?
02:15:22 Is this? Oh.
02:15:27 Oh, look at the drunkenness, right?
02:15:29 Yeah.
02:15:32 Yeah.
02:15:36 My. One.
02:15:41 Okay. That,
02:15:44 I like it a lot.
02:15:46 If you keep. Yes.
02:15:52 No no no no no.
02:15:59 Yeah.
02:16:01 Oh. Yeah.
02:16:03 Well, it just keeps going and going pretty.
02:16:06 I want one more video request.
02:16:08 And then is the bagpiper from my aunt's 80th birthday party.
02:16:13 Oh, I watched him suck it down.
02:16:15 Yeah,
02:16:16 I don't know if that video is.
02:16:17 Yes, that was another copy.
02:16:21 I, I actually don't,
02:16:23 but that was taken from my phone seven years ago.
02:16:27 Why couldn't you?
02:16:28 It was for my my parents 50th wedding anniversary.
02:16:31 It wasn't my.
02:16:32 He also played at my aunt's 80th last year, but I don't have video of that.
02:16:37 Who did I can't you play Brady?
02:16:39 There are that video exists actually.
02:16:42 Play what?
02:16:42 What the.
02:16:44 The bagpipe player. Please.
02:16:47 Bagpipe video from, From the tube.
02:16:49 You can do it. I can do it. You can't do it.
02:16:52 I don't think I can.
02:16:52 It's on the two of. It's on the two. Why couldn't you.
02:16:54 Tell the two?
02:16:56 It wasn't on the tube.
02:16:57 It is on the tube.
02:17:00 Oh, no, I said it's on the number.
02:17:02 I said to the library prior.
02:17:05 To the number. You.
02:17:08 Yeah.
02:17:08 Yeah, yeah, yeah. So that's why you think.
02:17:10 You said the number?
02:17:12 I'll show you. I'll show you what I got here.
02:17:14 Okay? Okay.
02:17:15 It might be choppy.
02:17:17 Okay, I see Brady.
02:17:18 He's just sent me a clip of his penis.
02:17:21 I'm not able to save it or any.
02:17:23 Whoop. Damn it.
02:17:24 All right, just play this. Play it.
02:17:26 Can you see I'm unable.
02:17:29 Oh, no.
02:17:31 Here we go. George.
02:17:32 Got to take a look and see.
02:17:34 I'm getting value from my production dollars.
02:17:38 No sound you can hear.
02:17:40 Well, okay.
02:17:41 Well, that's kind of the thing about bagpipe performance.
02:17:46 That's weird.
02:17:49 Fucking goddamn quick thing.
02:17:51 Where the bagpipe.
02:17:52 Game. Gary. And it's three g. Hold on.
02:17:56 It wasn't Scotland.
02:17:57 The Braves did not play Scotland. The brave parade
02:18:01 always got the brave.
02:18:02 Oh, get this off the screen.
02:18:04 What is this?
02:18:05 This is bothering the fuck out of me because everything's doubled up.
02:18:07 It's okay. Yeah.
02:18:08 There it is.
02:18:09 Better.
02:18:12 I don't want that.
02:18:13 Okay? Yeah.
02:18:14 Scour the brave.
02:18:15 Well, today I gave this answer on Family Feud.
02:18:18 Got to be careful. Not good. Hundred men.
02:18:21 Name something you like your girlfriend to do to your face.
02:18:25 I want to say sit.
02:18:25 Oh, yes. One.
02:18:31 Honestly.
02:18:31 Sit on it.
02:18:33 Did I?
02:18:37 How y'all getting number?
02:18:41 Shit.
02:18:42 Okay.
02:18:45 The number one.
02:18:46 Everybody or.
02:18:50 Everybody feel better. Now?
02:18:54 Yeah.
02:18:57 I hear it
02:18:59 here, I hear it.
02:19:00 That's not me
02:19:02 who's playing.
02:19:03 That is. Look, it's not me.
02:19:06 Damn.
02:19:08 He's playing.
02:19:10 Tell me there's no afterlife.
02:19:11 See, there's some other power here at work.
02:19:14 And the fourth producer.
02:19:17 Watch out for I support.
02:19:19 You know what? I guess I could have done that too.
02:19:21 I didn't think of that. But I've done what?
02:19:24 Just blasted it over the speaker.
02:19:31 This is the video I.
02:19:32 I showed the bagpipe man.
02:19:35 So when you first show, what's the, mythical
02:19:40 being that's half horse, half man.
02:19:43 What's that?
02:19:46 Senator scimitar.
02:19:48 Yeah. The entire.
02:19:50 Centaur. Center. Horse, half man.
02:19:52 What I see.
02:19:53 Oh, is that a knife?
02:19:54 That's straight. So it's.
02:19:57 Oh, when you when you first.
02:19:59 Texted it to me, there's something behind the guy.
02:20:01 There's, like, a chair. And I really thought.
02:20:03 I sent you rainbow kittens. I've never seen.
02:20:05 I've never even seen any rainbow kittens.
02:20:07 All episode.
02:20:09 I don't think I can show.
02:20:12 Just real show.
02:20:13 Rainbow kittens I only have for rainbow kittens.
02:20:16 That's all I ever ask for in my entire life.
02:20:18 My lifelong dream was to show rainbow kittens.
02:20:20 You came for that.
02:20:22 You sent it to the wrong one.
02:20:24 You want to send the show?
02:20:25 If you anything you wanted to show you go to for server.
02:20:28 Okay, okay, I can for myself.
02:20:32 No. That's fine.
02:20:33 Everything's under doors.
02:20:34 Got it. You always got everything. No one.
02:20:37 Oh, well, that's what I said.
02:20:38 That's what I'm paying you guys.
02:20:39 Or this is personal money.
02:20:42 Hey, you get what you.
02:20:44 Know of the bagpipe? Play the bagpipe.
02:20:45 You can control that one. Well, I pull it.
02:20:49 We got a person.
02:20:50 Waiting for it that.
02:20:52 Oh, it's like I'm there.
02:20:55 Those people look like me because they're related.
02:20:58 Those are my relatives.
02:21:00 That's my, That's my sister right there.
02:21:04 That's my aunt right there.
02:21:06 Are you sure they want to be on the show?
02:21:08 Yeah. Oh, they're fine with them.
02:21:11 She looks like they look a symptom center or whatever.
02:21:13 Right there. They got a horse.
02:21:15 What's a chair?
02:21:17 He looks like a horse man right there.
02:21:19 That's my father.
02:21:21 That's my dad.
02:21:21 Look, your dad looks like a horse man.
02:21:24 Papa, I was next to the horse.
02:21:26 Grand Papa.
02:21:29 He. Well, he looks like me.
02:21:31 He looks an awful lot like me.
02:21:34 And he should, but he's black.
02:21:36 You said. Yeah. No. Half black.
02:21:41 What's the difference, Papa?
02:21:44 I don't have any idea.
02:21:45 I really don't
02:21:48 look, I said we're genetically closer
02:21:50 to chimpanzees than tigers are to lions.
02:21:54 Seattle Chairman Grady.
02:21:56 Full screen on it.
02:21:57 I don't.
02:21:57 I also said the bird is dying.
02:22:01 Kittens. Oh, boy, are you kidding me?
02:22:04 Wow, that's a pretty rainbow. Kittens.
02:22:07 Yeah. Rainbow bird.
02:22:10 Can you friggin believe that?
02:22:12 All the rainbow kittens you.
02:22:15 I know,
02:22:18 it's like your head.
02:22:18 Part of your head disappears.
02:22:20 You got an Elmo hand permanently?
02:22:23 Oh, yeah. You already had that.
02:22:25 They really did. That.
02:22:28 What are you doing?
02:22:28 You're pulling me out.
02:22:32 Hahaha.
02:22:35 Whoa!
02:22:37 What?
02:22:37 You are a retarded.
02:22:39 What happen.
02:22:40 It's getting a little bit to add on.
02:22:42 Yeah. Zoo.
02:22:43 I got to go whack off right now.
02:22:46 When I said face I that.
02:22:51 Not now.
02:22:51 Yeah.
02:22:53 Hahaha.
02:22:55 It's.
02:22:57 Our drops are fantastic.
02:22:58 Gentlemen.
02:23:00 Let's broaden our minds.
02:23:02 Lawrence.
02:23:07 Seriously?
02:23:12 Draw.
02:23:12 Looks like the green kitten right now.
02:23:16 You got.
02:23:16 It's cats with a man. Yeah. He does.
02:23:19 Gary's got his, Star Wars characters.
02:23:23 Star Wars characters?
02:23:25 Yeah. He's good.
02:23:26 I know there was the Star Wars.
02:23:28 He. Gets it right 100% of the time.
02:23:31 That means he knows exactly what he's doing.
02:23:35 The Star Wars general.
02:23:37 Are those always wrong?
02:23:39 No matter what? If I. If I grab the,
02:23:43 Okay, so we're just troopers.
02:23:45 You should shoot the blasters.
02:23:48 Sure.
02:23:48 Which movie series did the stormtroopers that shot these blasters come from?
02:23:55 Lord of the rings. Correct.
02:23:57 I knew to get it right. Now, a Trek. No, no, no Star Trek.
02:24:01 See what I mean?
02:24:01 But he always gets it wrong.
02:24:04 Which means he always knows the right answer
02:24:07 because he he.
02:24:09 If it was just chance, he would get it half right, half wrong.
02:24:12 But no, he always gets it wrong on these.
02:24:18 Which means he knows exactly.
02:24:20 He's such a nerd.
02:24:22 He's trying to hide it
02:24:24 like you can't tell I'm a nerd because I'm always getting it wrong.
02:24:28 But we're on there.
02:24:30 Nothing wrong with nerds, man.
02:24:33 Nerds.
02:24:35 Was it for nerds, man? We wouldn't have.
02:24:39 We wouldn't have stowed refrigerators, air
02:24:43 conditioning, or the Chinese on the far side of the moon.
02:24:47 Man. Oh. No. Oh, that's. Oh, that's the aliens.
02:24:49 That's right. Well.
02:24:50 I they are a bunch of mindless trendies over there, man.
02:24:56 They're a bunch of mindless trendies.
02:24:59 Where's the clip?
02:25:01 Where's the,
02:25:03 Oh, yeah.
02:25:04 Find the bumper.
02:25:06 Kitty, kitty.
02:25:09 We got a dual deer flag or a trio.
02:25:12 Ready? Yeah.
02:25:12 Hit it.
02:25:12 Remember?
02:25:16 You're never left out of the loop already.
02:25:18 But typically it's geared towards ledge.
02:25:20 But since it's an open group now.
02:25:23 Dear flag, my husband and I live in a lovely old neighborhood
02:25:28 and have enjoyed wonderful neighbors over many years.
02:25:32 The homes are close together, with windows often left open in spring,
02:25:36 summer and fall as large shade trees keep our homes cool.
02:25:40 A couple of years ago, our longtime next door neighbors moved in.
02:25:43 A new neighbor, a single woman, moved in.
02:25:47 She was quiet, and we would occasionally visit in the yard.
02:25:51 Well, over the last few months, a problem has developed.
02:25:55 I like her. This is going.
02:25:57 This neighbor has a new male friend who is there
02:26:00 much of the time since the new friends arrival.
02:26:04 Loud moaning sounds frequently.
02:26:08 Emanate.
02:26:10 Oh, you got it right.
02:26:11 Don't, don't, baby, you got her.
02:26:14 You're the parent.
02:26:16 You know. You got me using that right?
02:26:19 He did say that, right? He said it right.
02:26:21 He actually got it right.
02:26:24 Yeah.
02:26:24 But I started to today junior it. So.
02:26:27 Yeah.
02:26:29 Sounds frequently emanate from her home.
02:26:32 It quickly went from a bit funny to shocking to annoying.
02:26:36 It's unbelievable how long,
02:26:39 how loud and prolonged the moaning sounds are. The.
02:26:42 Oh, gods. The slapping and spanking sounds.
02:26:46 Not to mention the frequent back to back sessions.
02:26:48 God damn our neighbors hear it and have commented.
02:26:52 So it's not just we who are offended our neighbor.
02:26:57 I11 neighbor thought someone was in distress
02:27:00 and almost called the police until another neighbor told what it was.
02:27:04 Well, that's what they it has.
02:27:06 It has awakened us and kept us up at night.
02:27:08 Also of concern is that there are small children among our nearest neighbors.
02:27:14 Loudly.
02:27:14 Is there anything you can suggest I do?
02:27:17 So our neighbor keeps her private business private without embarrassing
02:27:20 or offending her.
02:27:21 I would sure like to put an end to the
02:27:25 auditory assault.
02:27:26 Signed.
02:27:27 Keep awake in Ohio.
02:27:30 Ohio? You're in Ohio. Okay.
02:27:32 No, I've got I've got this one.
02:27:34 There's actually, sound dampening things that you can put in your own house,
02:27:39 but as far as telling your neighbor to keep it down,
02:27:42 what kind of a prick are you really like?
02:27:44 They're getting kinky or getting it,
02:27:47 like multiple sessions.
02:27:49 Man, that sounds like the life.
02:27:51 What, are you jealous?
02:27:58 Yes. You are.
02:28:01 Okay, well, then get over it.
02:28:04 Well, yeah.
02:28:05 What's your take?
02:28:06 I totally feel different about that, man.
02:28:08 Again, very simple thing to do.
02:28:14 Number one, call the cops over to your house.
02:28:17 Oh. That's great.
02:28:19 Call the cops.
02:28:19 Bull crap.
02:28:20 Now I'm going to have to protest right now.
02:28:23 Let them handle it.
02:28:24 Let him walk in on it.
02:28:27 Yeah. No.
02:28:28 You know, all the all you got to do is
02:28:31 tell the police officer to go knock on the door.
02:28:34 Whose side are you on?
02:28:36 Jesus.
02:28:38 If anyone who calls the cops on the.
02:28:40 Side of Jesus. That's. It is on the side of Jesus.
02:28:42 Anyone who calls the cops is a think.
02:28:46 You, anyone.
02:28:48 You have anyone you have to do.
02:28:50 Anyone.
02:28:51 Anytime, Gary.
02:28:53 You have to do what's right.
02:28:55 Being a thinker and that and calling the cops is never what's right.
02:29:01 No, you go to the cops, never call the cops. No.
02:29:06 And for sex sounds no.
02:29:09 Certainly not.
02:29:11 Did I finished?
02:29:13 Yes. And erupted back to yes.
02:29:16 Thank you.
02:29:18 You're welcome.
02:29:19 All the. Radio drop.
02:29:22 All you got to do is like I said, yes. Yes.
02:29:26 Call an officer.
02:29:28 Tell them that there's sounds coming out of the house.
02:29:31 Tell them to close their windows
02:29:35 and put on the air conditioning.
02:29:38 And I think everything will be fine.
02:29:41 I think you're ruining the show.
02:29:43 Okay? Not not this show.
02:29:45 The show that the the neighbors are putting on.
02:29:48 Holy crap. Come on,
02:29:51 I gotta I gotta go whack off after hearing I
02:29:55 it go whacked off right now.
02:29:58 I'm not going.
02:29:59 They just all over my screen.
02:30:00 I can't see you right now, man.
02:30:04 That was my favorite.
02:30:05 As ever, there is. Oh.
02:30:09 And greatest one. Greatest one yet.
02:30:11 That was fantastic.
02:30:13 Okay, let me ask you this.
02:30:14 Does it depend on what they look like?
02:30:18 Kind of.
02:30:19 Yeah. It's a drama.
02:30:23 Do you?
02:30:24 Oh. Wrong one. Hold on.
02:30:26 So it depends on what they look like.
02:30:28 So if they.
02:30:28 Yes. Like, if they were gross, you wouldn't want to know.
02:30:31 No, no, I wouldn't want anything to do with that.
02:30:34 But I still want to come on top.
02:30:36 How dare you?
02:30:38 Yeah, I mean, let's open, suspend another person.
02:30:41 And tell them that neighbors have complained about it.
02:30:45 And if you close your windows and turn on any air conditioning.
02:30:50 And would you call the cops on me?
02:30:53 We're not friends anymore.
02:30:55 Would you be as brass if you chiming in with that shit?
02:30:59 That stuff like encouraging it from from afar?
02:31:01 There's no coming back for calling the cops.
02:31:05 When she's like, oh God, you're like, fuck yeah, give it to her.
02:31:07 Like, can you yell back? Are you allowed to?
02:31:11 Yeah, it's color commentary.
02:31:13 On the.
02:31:14 Foreign hit that.
02:31:16 Come on. Get that. Yeah, yeah.
02:31:19 Hey, you ready again? God damn, bro.
02:31:21 That was cool.
02:31:23 You could try that.
02:31:24 First off, that would have to be okay.
02:31:27 You could try that first.
02:31:28 Rah rah rah kick him in the knee.
02:31:31 Rah rah rah. Kicking in the other knee.
02:31:34 That would have
02:31:37 like that anyway.
02:31:39 So that would be all right.
02:31:43 Thanks, Brady.
02:31:44 Thanks, Brady.
02:31:46 Thanks.
02:31:47 Like just like rats.
02:31:49 When you see one you're going
02:31:50 to end up with a bunch of them I did have I had a filthy hippie show up.
02:31:54 Next thing you know there's more filthy hippie showing up
02:31:58 just like rats.
02:32:00 Before you all you had all you had was an apartment,
02:32:03 and you only had room for, like, one filthy hippie at a time.
02:32:05 No, you had no land.
02:32:07 And. Yeah, now I've got a commune.
02:32:09 I'm running a commune.
02:32:11 Hippies like land in tents. You. So you're.
02:32:13 You can still smell the patchouli.
02:32:19 It's crazy.
02:32:20 It's like I've got homeless for a week.
02:32:22 This is a joke.
02:32:23 It's funny because it's a joke, but it's also true.
02:32:26 Right? Yeah.
02:32:27 No, I got like this, to bully my comedian.
02:32:31 I'm so, so funny.
02:32:32 Show that I paid him to perform at.
02:32:34 Promoter bent over suing a performer for breach of contract.
02:32:38 I just.
02:32:39 Bill her.
02:32:42 He's saying it's fake.
02:32:43 You got that?
02:32:44 It was inside the club. Him and his friend, friends.
02:32:46 And I used to sue each other so we could get on TV.
02:32:49 The court show let you sue for $5,000, and they pay whoever wins.
02:32:53 We made sure the plaintiff always won.
02:32:55 And then we.
02:32:55 First. Simone, I played a promoter.
02:32:57 On Judge Joe Brown that sued my comedian friend
02:33:00 because he left the show that I paid him to perform at.
02:33:03 Promoter Fun.
02:33:04 Suing a performer for breach of. Contract.
02:33:06 I listen to the other guy's line.
02:33:08 He had to leave the show.
02:33:09 Think about this. They had to write.
02:33:11 Not even in the hood.
02:33:12 Yeah, it was inside the club, Your Honor, because your friends and I used to.
02:33:15 Yeah, the club.
02:33:16 Wasn't even in the hood, but the whole hood was inside the club.
02:33:19 You running?
02:33:20 Stupid man.
02:33:23 Yeah, we.
02:33:24 It turns out most of them are fake.
02:33:25 And then fucking fake, dude. Everything.
02:33:29 And it's either that's muddying the waters or they're all free anyways.
02:33:34 Or their money laundering.
02:33:35 Depends on or their money laundering up north.
02:33:37 You know, the old fashioned kind of just.
02:33:40 How did you do money laundering up north?
02:33:44 Muddy waters
02:33:46 move muddy waters, waters of the country.
02:33:48 Let the organizations spin the wheel.
02:33:50 Brady spinning. It was this.
02:33:54 Yeah.
02:33:54 We used to have a hardcore debate
02:33:55 about these topics, but these topics have sucked for quite a long time.
02:33:59 These topics are real.
02:34:01 There's thousands of them.
02:34:03 Oh, no.
02:34:05 Oh. No, no.
02:34:07 Hello.
02:34:08 We've already done.
02:34:09 What would you like me to start?
02:34:13 You're also setting up your backdoor.
02:34:16 Like Zobel de Silva needed to let them say that.
02:34:19 Yeah. Saibaba. Okay, sir.
02:34:22 When one of my heroes, Saunders,
02:34:28 he, he stopped using the word spirituality because he was, like,
02:34:32 meditating and stuff to, like, get a hold of his brain.
02:34:38 That's not religious.
02:34:40 Like spirituality is.
02:34:42 A this is a step back and I'm I'm leaning away from spirituality
02:34:48 to all the way back to natural.
02:34:51 I'm going to go with natural on this.
02:34:53 Can I take a natural?
02:34:55 Isn't that spirituality?
02:34:57 Not even not even.
02:35:00 I'm more like of a cultural naturalist.
02:35:03 Cultural naturalist?
02:35:04 That's fantastic.
02:35:05 But what do you have to say?
02:35:08 You like your religion.
02:35:10 What?
02:35:12 Do you like your religion?
02:35:14 Do you like the way the people treat you?
02:35:17 In my religion, yeah.
02:35:20 I don't I don't talk to very many religious people.
02:35:24 Yeah, I do, I do and they're weird.
02:35:28 That's why I stay away from them.
02:35:30 Trust anybody anymore.
02:35:32 Oh, I, but everywhere you go, your body out, you seek them out?
02:35:37 No, that's the problem.
02:35:37 You see.
02:35:38 I do, I, I well, I try to find how religious they are.
02:35:41 So then go back to that goes back to what I was saying before.
02:35:44 Or are you are you are you? I'm obsessed.
02:35:47 It's a fetish. For. Are you anti-Christian?
02:35:51 Like, what is this? Are you just.
02:35:54 I'm got a little.
02:35:55 I am a little problem now.
02:35:58 I know, but I like I don't want people I care about to, like,
02:36:02 really spend a second thinking about stupid, useless nonsense.
02:36:06 Do you like I don't one second.
02:36:09 Do you like onions?
02:36:11 Yeah, I do, I love onions.
02:36:13 I don't really like onions.
02:36:14 Like, are you going to, like, why don't you, You know what?
02:36:17 If you just turn the lights right here, man on this one.
02:36:20 Because they do flavor things really nicely.
02:36:23 Even if you you just cook something with an onion,
02:36:26 pull the onions out, and you don't have to eat any.
02:36:28 I'm okay with that.
02:36:29 Yes. I'm okay with that onion powder.
02:36:31 I'm cool too.
02:36:32 Yeah, it makes it taste onion crunchy.
02:36:35 No no no oh no no no way.
02:36:38 But man, if I could just convince you to take a bite out of an onion and just,
02:36:42 like, bare down, like you're going to try, it's going to make your nose run.
02:36:46 That argument is much. High. School.
02:36:49 Having a it's a random two out of two I love it.
02:36:52 You kidding me? It's such a good.
02:36:57 First of all, you don't eat an onion like an apple.
02:37:00 I can't.
02:37:04 Hear the.
02:37:05 Onion. Why would I want to take a big bite?
02:37:07 Okay, next week on Flashdance Live, I will eat an onion like an apple.
02:37:12 Hey, please. Stuff for our guest.
02:37:15 It wasn't made to me.
02:37:16 I order that it wasn't made at all.
02:37:23 It wasn't buzz.
02:37:24 It grew.
02:37:25 No, no it wasn't. It grew. It just.
02:37:29 It grew like that.
02:37:30 You don't believe that being made?
02:37:33 Yeah.
02:37:33 You know, make beer growing is the difference.
02:37:37 Very different process than being made? Yes.
02:37:40 You don't make a baby.
02:37:41 You don't make a baby to two adult parents don't make babies.
02:37:45 Or is that a black term? Believe?
02:37:47 I believe it's different. But hey.
02:37:49 Words. Words have meanings.
02:37:51 You understand the meanings of the words
02:37:53 those fit, those others do not.
02:37:57 So what? I'm complaining about that right?
02:38:01 Is just misuse of the language like make baby.
02:38:05 I don't agree with the grammar.
02:38:07 I don't agree with the grammar.
02:38:08 But but the guy.
02:38:10 I don't think you said that. Right.
02:38:11 But, the concepts of sound, it's just the grammar.
02:38:15 Like babies. We all make babies.
02:38:18 And rainbow kid, we go make my.
02:38:22 I love your rainbow kittens.
02:38:24 You know,
02:38:26 that's I don't ever.
02:38:31 I guess
02:38:31 there's one other background we can pull out here.
02:38:34 Really? Really.
02:38:37 What do they call.
02:38:37 Yeah, I mean, I love ukulele,
02:38:43 Yeah.
02:38:45 There's another name that's like playing you clearly.
02:38:49 Or in an apple. Like an onion or.
02:38:52 Is anyone's, heard of a game?
02:38:53 Just play the heart. Are a beer. Band?
02:38:57 No. Gay.
02:38:59 Gay. What? Gay?
02:39:01 I pronounce.
02:39:03 I didn't hear nothing. Yeah. Band.
02:39:07 It's pride month.
02:39:07 We're we're all about gay vegans.
02:39:09 Yeah.
02:39:10 Spica, are you not?
02:39:11 Pride month?
02:39:13 You know about the pride month, right? But.
02:39:16 Oh, man. Sticker aluminum female.
02:39:19 You just. Say the N-word.
02:39:22 Is nigger.
02:39:23 They do.
02:39:23 Man is a player
02:39:26 there. Yeah.
02:39:27 You know, you gotta remember they did when
02:39:32 they said they only wanted to get married.
02:39:36 Now I've lost my religion.
02:39:38 That's all they wanted was to do was to be able to get married.
02:39:42 And then they took it a mile and a half.
02:39:45 Yeah. As you know, black, the black.
02:39:48 That I put on it to emphasize, they got
02:39:52 I don't think they should be allowed to vote.
02:39:57 Well, at all.
02:39:58 And if they ever get your registration.
02:40:06 Right.
02:40:14 Oh. Sorry, baby.
02:40:16 I wrote my producer.
02:40:18 Jesus.
02:40:20 That's a hurry, man.
02:40:21 Crowd,
02:40:24 Fucking Jesse and I love you, Jesse Goodman.
02:40:27 I love you. Jesse. The ruder.
02:40:30 Jesse Goodman. Have you?
02:40:32 Yeah, we've had Jesse.
02:40:34 And before Bob, you know Jesse.
02:40:39 Just a little bit.
02:40:41 I would imagine he's played.
02:40:43 He played in, like, six units that I've played in.
02:40:47 Yeah.
02:40:47 Jesse and I actually competed at the one of you neck for the,
02:40:51 But I was, I'm, I already I pulled up on a previous episode.
02:40:54 We the first time we talked about the, you know,
02:40:55 I still have my trophies, like, offhand, but I'm not in my apartment. Right.
02:40:58 So. Yeah, but I, I grabbed them and they were on.
02:41:01 They were on show.
02:41:03 I had, Was like third place.
02:41:06 Third place and two.
02:41:07 It was a, one was a doubles one was a singles.
02:41:10 Yeah.
02:41:11 He used to alternate every other year it was doubles.
02:41:14 And then the those in between would be singles.
02:41:17 Yeah. I played a couple singles.
02:41:20 That's how I got my trophy.
02:41:23 I don't know why Jesse has that bandana around his head.
02:41:25 He's covering up his gorgeous lock.
02:41:28 I know that bandana is from the, the muscle post.
02:41:31 It's not.
02:41:34 It's not line up. But,
02:41:36 you know, that was, that was photoshopped
02:41:39 in their 20s in Photoshop to.
02:41:43 You know, just explain it to me.
02:41:45 Okay?
02:41:46 Because I can't explain Photoshop to you.
02:41:50 That fooled me, Jerry.
02:41:52 It was already on his head.
02:41:54 Oh. Was it?
02:41:55 He was wearing a durag.
02:41:57 Yeah, that's a damn good Photoshop.
02:41:58 I mean, I, let me explain.
02:42:00 I don't know, you explain to me, Gary, yet I'm the one who does.
02:42:04 You got to kind of trace the outline of his head
02:42:07 and copy and paste.
02:42:10 That's a damn good copy paste job on that bandana, I must say.
02:42:15 It's, you
02:42:16 can see the details around his ears and his hair.
02:42:19 Those are pretty sure.
02:42:20 Lining the ears and the hairs in the outside of the bandana.
02:42:23 But around the forehead, where the bandana ties into his face.
02:42:26 If the bandana was.
02:42:28 Right, that's how you believe that one.
02:42:30 Really? His head.
02:42:32 I want to believe. Yeah,
02:42:34 right.
02:42:34 Do I question myself? Yes.
02:42:37 Yes, I'm all right.
02:42:39 I'm probably right.
02:42:40 Probably wrong.
02:42:42 And I've always prided myself on being the smartest guy in the room.
02:42:45 And, lately, I just haven't felt that way.
02:42:48 You know what?
02:42:49 I'm feeling more that way all the time.
02:42:52 I'm not sure how much I can help.
02:42:54 I'm to fill a bag. Yeah. You're right.
02:42:56 Oh, let's do it.
02:42:57 We'll play the bumper a third time.
02:42:59 I'm telling you, we'll just play it and I'll do it.
02:43:04 What is it?
02:43:04 Do it.
02:43:05 Get much higher so I.
02:43:09 Could be that much higher.
02:43:11 So I was, oh,
02:43:15 I oh,
02:43:18 oh could we do much better.
02:43:22 So I. 000.
02:43:30 He was higher than a kite.
02:43:33 Very good.
02:43:34 Anybody have a smoke.
02:43:36 Thank you.
02:43:38 Sure.
02:43:42 Is that volcano ready.
02:43:44 Oh yeah. He'll you about.
02:43:46 I'm passing it to you.
02:43:48 You're passing it to me. We got it.
02:43:50 Don't forget about this.
02:43:51 If you move your head, you can pull.
02:43:52 Oh, yeah? Yeah, yeah, I'll pass it to Jesse.
02:43:56 I'll just blow his mouth.
02:43:57 Yes, you, man, I got a v. I got it.
02:44:00 If this was there, it looks like a.
02:44:03 We heard.
02:44:05 Oh, I've got it.
02:44:07 In fact, it's a Jesse.
02:44:09 Yeah I've got it.
02:44:13 You just brilliant.
02:44:16 This is like eating my microphone.
02:44:21 I've one more request.
02:44:23 Breeding.
02:44:23 That's milkshake.
02:44:26 By Carly's.
02:44:28 Yeah.
02:44:30 That was really a productive segment, wasn't it? No.
02:44:36 It was like past gold.
02:44:43 It is.
02:44:44 What the fuck?
02:44:45 I like to get your name.
02:44:47 I can't, I can go all the way back to John Paul.
02:44:51 It got be
02:44:55 no good. Oh, can you see.
02:44:57 Oh, no.
02:45:01 No, no.
02:45:05 Oh, chicken.
02:45:08 God like I.
02:45:12 Yeah I got it.
02:45:17 Yeah.
02:45:20 Yeah.
02:45:22 You want me to steal.
02:45:24 No. Yeah, yeah.
02:45:28 Excuse me.
02:45:29 It can't go on.
02:45:31 Have you lost your mind?
02:45:36 For. It.
02:45:39 Did you you chicken wings.
02:45:41 Of course you. Got your name on this matter.
02:45:44 That doesn't teach you.
02:45:46 But you
02:45:48 definitely.
02:45:50 Lost.
02:45:50 Damn I.
02:45:51 Did. You gotta have to charge robot,
02:45:55 please.
02:45:59 Okay.
02:46:03 No. Yeah, yeah.
02:46:06 She brings all the boys to God.
02:46:08 It's better than God damn.
02:46:10 I think it's better than it did. You got.
02:46:12 I have to shit.
02:46:13 Oh, girl. Baby girl,
02:46:17 He's gotta go.
02:46:17 Gotta teach you.
02:46:19 Don't even play like that.
02:46:23 Then.
02:46:25 But you flippy dude.
02:46:28 Blippi.
02:46:28 He he he he still.
02:46:32 Okay?
02:46:35 Which
02:46:36 is kind of like every. It's like.
02:46:38 Yeah.
02:46:39 Oh. You're eating.
02:46:41 Are you eating?
02:46:43 Yeah. Crunching food.
02:46:45 Yeah. Are you.
02:46:46 Oh, it's Gary Busey. Move
02:46:49 me. About.
02:46:53 We know.
02:46:56 Would work.
02:46:56 No, no. No,
02:47:01 oh. No. No.
02:47:06 Oh. Oh.
02:47:10 Okay. No.
02:47:11 Oh, no.
02:47:13 Well,
02:47:15 in order to play.
02:47:20 Excuse me.
02:47:23 Have you lost your mind?
02:47:28 She's gonna.
02:47:29 She's gonna like, you know, looks like, you know, maybe I don't know.
02:47:32 I don't know.
02:47:35 I. Shitted in, farted.
02:47:36 Do do.
02:47:42 America is a nation.
02:47:44 I can be defined in a single word
02:47:47 as the foot of a foot.
02:47:51 What is the.
02:47:53 She's gonna like?
02:47:54 You know, it's going on. Maybe.
02:47:56 I don't know.
02:47:56 I don't know.
02:48:00 What kind of,
02:48:02 Representation, just like DNA.
02:48:06 You see.
02:48:08 America is a nation that can be defined in a single word
02:48:13 as the foot of.
02:48:14 Foot. You know?
02:48:17 Oh, what?
02:48:19 With all due respect.
02:48:20 That's a bunch of. Malarkey.
02:48:22 Oh, my God.
02:48:23 That's too much BS.
02:48:26 God damn it.
02:48:27 I love field,
02:48:29 dude.
02:48:31 Get the fuck up, kid.
02:48:35 No problem.
02:48:36 All right?
02:48:37 In just towns, white kids.
02:48:40 Yeah, man.
02:48:42 If you don't vote for me, then you ain't black.
02:48:49 Y'all just
02:48:51 right, right?
02:48:55 Why are we like you?
02:48:57 Just. What is that fucking.
02:49:00 What is what you real down.
02:49:02 On a like a log. B.
02:49:05 On all these, like.
02:49:07 Yeah, it's it sounds like he's much dowry.
02:49:09 Rosie, you doing the only test?
02:49:12 The theory.
02:49:13 The human eat. It's not a human eating it.
02:49:16 It's an animal.
02:49:18 I got to go whack off. Right.
02:49:20 Go test on their and steak and
02:49:24 they recorded an animal and put it in human.
02:49:30 And it's not.
02:49:31 I had a whack off right now.
02:49:34 Brady has just sent me a clip of his penis, and he used his last
02:49:39 supper penis. Oh.
02:49:43 You're gonna sell your fucking hand up and.
02:49:46 Oh, that's rough.
02:49:47 And you're going to cut a finger.
02:49:49 What the hell are you?
02:49:52 Once I. Get.
02:49:53 What the fuck you got, Ned? For?
02:49:57 He's cutting like a retard.
02:49:58 That's that's what for know.
02:50:01 So it's sort of. Like getting that.
02:50:04 Where's your where's your newest sword device?
02:50:08 Get an ax.
02:50:10 What's your latest sword creation?
02:50:12 Bloody knife.
02:50:14 Yeah. Chainsaw.
02:50:15 You created it.
02:50:17 Yeah. You see, the second hand.
02:50:19 Know what my first my first created weapon
02:50:22 was the the all of this.
02:50:25 If a three year old drew a sword and then it came to life.
02:50:28 That's correct. Right.
02:50:30 All right. Okay.
02:50:30 So so I'll use this versus the saw.
02:50:36 Yeah.
02:50:36 Versus like a manufactured.
02:50:39 Yeah. It's weird.
02:50:41 You got termites in the in the barn there.
02:50:44 Oh man. He got so.
02:50:46 Oh don't like self defense in the not.
02:50:50 Oh yeah.
02:50:51 That's very I was trying to move it to town or eating celery
02:50:56 because it's not like this.
02:50:59 There it is.
02:51:01 Yeah. It could be at the very much.
02:51:03 Give it. It is.
02:51:06 Yeah.
02:51:06 But who's who's doing it when you're not doing it.
02:51:10 Doing it all.
02:51:13 Yeah.
02:51:14 That's that explains all of crab circles.
02:51:17 Oh yeah.
02:51:18 Oh that would right there.
02:51:20 And that's, make that certain stone man.
02:51:23 Impossible, man.
02:51:25 Yeah. Okay.
02:51:26 Without breaking any of the stems or stocks
02:51:29 without even folding a single leaf.
02:51:32 Right. It would have made the crab.
02:51:35 Watch.
02:51:35 Our video of how do they do it?
02:51:38 Step by step, little step by step, how they move.
02:51:41 And you don't think that muddy the waters?
02:51:43 They do. All of them.
02:51:44 They don't go. Everywhere.
02:51:47 What do you mean that?
02:51:48 But no, that doesn't muddy the waters. It answers.
02:51:51 It clears the water crystal clear.
02:51:53 Oh, roll the clip, Brady.
02:51:55 Like liking it.
02:51:55 So? So, the vaping.
02:51:59 Vaping got a bad rap because the dual pads that came out at first,
02:52:02 which were a fine product,
02:52:04 there was a Chinese knockoff.
02:52:06 The Chinese knockoff would have issues and there would be metal particles
02:52:09 because they use cheap stuff.
02:52:10 And so they even have anti vaping commercials based off
02:52:13 of this metal particulate conspiracy that started all within all
02:52:17 with a batch of knockoff jewel pads that were from China.
02:52:23 And so now vaping is still considered dangerous.
02:52:28 I'm not debating the concept of muddying the waters.
02:52:30 I'm debating that the fact that. The money.
02:52:33 Laundering video of the instructions to launder
02:52:36 do it step by step, how to make crop circles of them, announcing
02:52:40 since like 1991 that they've made every crop circle.
02:52:44 They haven't made it.
02:52:46 That's what I'm saying. It's a
02:52:48 how is that even possible?
02:52:50 And I'm likening it to it. Make it, make it.
02:52:53 Did you hear that possible draw mentioned the Chinese who landed on the far
02:52:58 side of the moon.
02:52:58 Possible Chinese guy that it's that one landed.
02:53:02 It's got one little seed that makes you think that it does it.
02:53:06 It creates speculation. They were ripping.
02:53:09 They were.
02:53:10 Whatever happened recently, some dude got, his emails
02:53:13 got exposed because he was using his own personal email to do like, Covid.
02:53:16 Shit. I forget who the fuck he was, but.
02:53:19 I just. Said, yeah, that was kind of interesting.
02:53:20 But they were ripping him just based on the fact that it's like,
02:53:23 even if what you're saying is just it isn't true.
02:53:26 The fact
02:53:27 that you're, you're creating an environment that which people
02:53:30 aren't going to trust, vaccinations and vaccination stuff has gone down.
02:53:33 And they were saying they're like, we're not necessarily blaming you for this,
02:53:36 but this helps attribute to people not getting even just your
02:53:40 your regular vaccines
02:53:41 that people were normally getting in and everyone was fine with.
02:53:45 I didn't get. Them.
02:53:45 So it it muddies the water.
02:53:49 So okay.
02:53:50 Thank you.
02:53:51 I'm not sure how I'm not sure how the truth can.
02:53:54 Become a. Documentary.
02:53:56 Keep talking, keep talking.
02:53:57 And yet you change my mind.
02:53:59 How the truth can muddy the water.
02:54:02 I, I could say something else.
02:54:04 That that may muddy the water,
02:54:06 but it's not going to take away that the truth does not muddy the water.
02:54:10 And yeah, you're right. Well.
02:54:11 I picture since this truth relates, since this truth relates
02:54:15 to this concept, then this other concept may not relate to that truth.
02:54:18 So people are too stupid to separate the two.
02:54:21 So it's this guy's fault because he said the truth for muddying the water.
02:54:26 I cry, that's shenanigans and nonsense.
02:54:29 Oh wait,
02:54:32 thank you.
02:54:35 Thanks.
02:54:35 But yeah. Thanks, Bri.
02:54:37 Sorry I'm anybody cheered on the entire show
02:54:42 each week, the New York Times
02:54:44 says crop circles were made by supernatural forces.
02:54:47 Yeah, I stand corrected.
02:54:48 You guys were right.
02:54:50 Yeah, the whole time.
02:54:51 The intricate patterns carved in the fields in amazing.
02:54:54 The 80s.
02:54:55 It seems.
02:54:56 We're not a viral video created whatever.
02:54:58 Comes out and people still look ridiculous for believing
02:55:03 contrails and UAPs.
02:55:06 Like, seriously. And about the.
02:55:09 Idea, right?
02:55:10 You gotta. I've got a video.
02:55:12 All right.
02:55:13 You want a roll of a clip? Brady?
02:55:16 No, give me a minute. We're not ready yet.
02:55:18 Fuck this.
02:55:19 I know, that's why I said it
02:55:22 way too early.
02:55:23 I love jumping the gun. On the world here. That.
02:55:25 Yeah. Immediately we have this.
02:55:33 Am I supposed to do something?
02:55:34 I don't see anything.
02:55:35 I mean, you see this here that I'm like, focus.
02:55:38 And I said, hold on a minute. And then, you know, I was like.
02:55:40 I don't know.
02:55:41 That's what I said immediately we have this.
02:55:44 And then we set here.
02:55:46 Here it is.
02:55:48 It looks like. Yes, gold.
02:55:49 I'm telling you, the worse we are, the better it is.
02:55:52 Now rather than continuing our conversation, everyone.
02:55:54 Every no.
02:55:57 I took every.
02:55:58 No off the side. Yes, yes. No.
02:56:01 Oh I also I forgot I have a update.
02:56:04 Another update. Oh we got oh. No you do that.
02:56:06 Oh my god the the chicken makes me throw up.
02:56:10 Yeah yeah we got update from her fucking.
02:56:12 I almost forget this.
02:56:14 Oh I'm. That's all right.
02:56:16 Yeah. Like for me it's a good.
02:56:19 No I, I don't but talk.
02:56:20 About the battle between.
02:56:23 It's so much.
02:56:24 No. He's letting you know that's his way of wrapping up.
02:56:27 He's going to drop the mic at four minutes.
02:56:29 He's not because he can hang on for at least 30 minutes.
02:56:33 Oh, yeah.
02:56:33 I want to see that.
02:56:35 I'll throw up a graveyard.
02:56:37 I'm. I'm bulimic.
02:56:39 She makes me vomit.
02:56:40 You even graveyard in a while.
02:56:42 It's been warm out.
02:56:43 How can. We. I'm not jumping the fence.
02:56:46 Why not?
02:56:48 Wait.
02:56:49 What?
02:56:56 I'm not jumping.
02:56:57 Over.
02:56:59 I'm not jumping the fence bag.
02:57:01 Are you?
02:57:02 We've seen every single tombstone in that cemetery.
02:57:06 And. No, we haven't.
02:57:07 You just keep sharing the same exact ones every time.
02:57:10 No, I keep showing the same exact ones.
02:57:13 There it is.
02:57:16 It. I know we already did this.
02:57:19 Yeah, I know that's my family member of my family.
02:57:22 Jesus Christ, yeah, I really did all those people.
02:57:25 Nice. Turn it up.
02:57:28 Yeah.
02:57:29 That's your video draw.
02:57:30 I'm sharing your video, motherfucker.
02:57:32 I know I do this an hour.
02:57:33 Like, how long ago did I upload this video for this?
02:57:36 Right? Yeah.
02:57:39 Yeah, but you.
02:57:40 Never you never change that or turn it off.
02:57:42 So I never knew I had to unshare it. I didn't know I had to unshare.
02:57:45 So there is a flame out there that's creating an obvious Cantrell.
02:57:49 But yeah.
02:57:50 If you see, trying to find it.
02:57:53 A little one in particular came out as there's the ingredient.
02:57:57 There is a second plane that is just below that, that you can't see.
02:58:03 Oh, where is it?
02:58:04 Is it a dot on my screen or is that it?
02:58:06 I've only seen military aircraft flying overhead.
02:58:09 Kim trails.
02:58:10 Always suspicious.
02:58:11 Wait, I I'm not saying that chem trails don't exist, but I'm saying.
02:58:15 How the fuck do you know that? That vapor.
02:58:19 How do you know what is what what?
02:58:20 That vapor system.
02:58:22 Cuz contrails are bad for the battery within a minute.
02:58:27 There was a second plane that's also fly.
02:58:29 Even though that that's not creating anything at all.
02:58:32 Contrails.
02:58:33 Contrails, by every respect are by definition a cloud class.
02:58:39 Do not always disperse within minutes.
02:58:41 You are creating something that is not a true.
02:58:43 I can't draw a contrail usually does this trail.
02:58:48 Contrail depending on
02:58:51 and let's depending on it.
02:58:52 Well, no.
02:58:53 You see, that's
02:58:54 something that we've created to make everyone that's long a chem trail.
02:58:58 And I don't want to muddy the waters.
02:59:02 Oh, yeah.
02:59:02 There's a camera. You call my camera every.
02:59:06 We need a muddy waters bumper.
02:59:10 I know I thought about it, but I just everything and not getting money.
02:59:13 Well, that's vapor without getting a sample of that vapor, you have no idea.
02:59:17 Depending on the. Environment.
02:59:19 What are you sure? In my heart right now, hours.
02:59:22 Even days.
02:59:25 Are you sure right now?
02:59:27 Maybe. What's the other one?
02:59:28 Like my manual video.
02:59:29 The last two to the two of the same videos.
02:59:32 The one that I manipulate right now, that's going back.
02:59:34 To the one that you're moving back and forth. Yeah.
02:59:36 So right here. Yeah.
02:59:38 Is there another plane?
02:59:40 Right there is another plane that black.
02:59:44 Oh my God, the plane.
02:59:45 No way. Wait, there's another dot there though.
02:59:47 What's what's that that.
02:59:49 Like,
02:59:51 no. Is very, very is the ultimate skeptic.
02:59:55 There's the honestly that could be there for any real.
02:59:59 And then there.
02:59:59 What you're suggesting.
03:00:01 Well, I found this because I noticed the big.
03:00:04 There's no support for this.
03:00:07 So this is in Brooklyn, Michigan.
03:00:09 So your comparison since there is no contrail
03:00:13 out of that plane, the contrail we see must be a chem trail.
03:00:17 Is that what I'm hearing?
03:00:18 Well, it can't be.
03:00:20 No, because the way that the way that we explain.
03:00:23 Let me let me explain.
03:00:25 The way the trail.
03:00:26 Elongates and not just dissipate.
03:00:28 It's about the elongation of the trail
03:00:30 after the fact and how long it stays in the air.
03:00:33 To me,
03:00:34 because there's if it's just moisture, it should just assimilate and dissipate.
03:00:38 If there's not a cloud there like a.
03:00:43 Why, why why should it?
03:00:44 That's not true.
03:00:45 I think what you look for right now, look at the environment that it's in
03:00:50 those clouds are thin, wispy clouds that are hanging.
03:00:52 It's very humid.
03:00:53 It's very moist. Stretching like a motherfucker.
03:00:56 They're moving across the sky.
03:00:57 Like sitting in the cold.
03:01:00 There was also.
03:01:01 Let me know.
03:01:02 You could be right. Excuse me. Oh.
03:01:04 Temperatures. Right.
03:01:05 They didn't. They were not.
03:01:07 Wait.
03:01:07 They were.
03:01:10 The other plane is not at the same altitude.
03:01:12 Same temperature.
03:01:13 It's probably not the same plane.
03:01:15 You know what? If it's a this one?
03:01:17 This one looked a bit the a bit more beefier it had.
03:01:21 I don't know, it had look, but maybe four fucking engines on it
03:01:24 or it had, I don't know, some of them trail version.
03:01:26 When you take microphone on.
03:01:28 It off of, off of the face of the earth.
03:01:31 I never was a cam trailer, but,
03:01:33 they our own government admits to modifying the in the weather.
03:01:38 Yeah.
03:01:38 They actually now that it's definitely.
03:01:41 But this is what they doing.
03:01:44 This was declassified. Really?
03:01:46 We know. No, not a plane.
03:01:49 Once they look at the runs.
03:01:51 Never been in the air and saw that.
03:01:53 I've never been on.
03:01:54 I've been on plenty of planes and saw planes in the distance.
03:01:56 And none of them are doing that.
03:01:59 If anything, they create a void.
03:02:00 You can kind of see where they cut through clouds and kind of see like a
03:02:05 I've never seen that. I've never seen that from a plane.
03:02:07 I've seen planes from a distance while in a plane.
03:02:09 And never once
03:02:10 have I seen anything that looks like that. I don't know
03:02:11 if it's a perspective when it comes to the sun and how the sun is. It.
03:02:16 I don't know,
03:02:19 and it is in the evening.
03:02:20 Is there more projection going?
03:02:22 You've seen personally,
03:02:26 A lot. More.
03:02:27 So you just gave a, anecdotal evidence of the planes you've seen.
03:02:30 And and I know you travel, so I'm going to I'm going to let's just guesstimate
03:02:33 that you see what, a thousand planes a day too much.
03:02:37 Oh, no. I don't want. To undersell it.
03:02:40 I'm not always saying I drove to Cleveland to play.
03:02:43 All right, well, let's let's say a thousand.
03:02:45 Let's say a thousand planes.
03:02:47 How many planes in the air right now?
03:02:50 Probably.
03:02:52 Quite a few.
03:02:54 310,000.
03:02:57 I can think about 10,000.
03:02:59 Yeah. That's weird. Ten.
03:03:00 You were like, you got a weird delay that.
03:03:05 You're breaking.
03:03:07 Yeah, yeah, you got a weird delay route.
03:03:09 Max Brady's the shitty internet one.
03:03:11 What the hell? 10,000? Yeah, whatever.
03:03:14 So my point is, though, as you've seen, very, very few of the actual flights.
03:03:17 So if you were to actually see them all and look at them, what a good spread. Yeah.
03:03:22 It's not my internet.
03:03:24 Yes. I'd like to see them with a good spread.
03:03:26 Oh, you know why not?
03:03:27 Because I told my kids, please don't use everything from 10 p.m.
03:03:30 to one, 100.
03:03:33 It just turned off.
03:03:35 Oh, no. Oh, they.
03:03:38 They got free. Reign as above, so below.
03:03:41 No. Rachel. Rachel Regan's.
03:03:44 Right.
03:03:44 You're right, you're right, you're right, you're right here.
03:03:46 Oh, no. Fucking. I almost missed this one.
03:03:50 I know, I know, I know, I'm actually interested in this one.
03:03:54 I don't want to see where she goes with this.
03:03:57 So it's not so much about Stoney Creek, but it is a lot about her.
03:04:02 All right, the plane
03:04:04 looks pretty.
03:04:05 Though.
03:04:06 Give me.
03:04:17 So again, this woman is,
03:04:19 wanting to work in the food industry.
03:04:22 Anything else is, I guess, currently working in the food industry.
03:04:26 Good. Metro Beach, for real?
03:04:29 She wanted to work at Stoney
03:04:30 Creek Golf Course, and she said that they discriminated against her because,
03:04:34 they said that she wasn't a good fit for the job.
03:04:37 Yeah.
03:04:37 And, she started bringing up lawsuits situations, and they got scared.
03:04:42 And so they tried to try to offer some stuff, but,
03:04:45 again, this is our friend Rachel.
03:04:47 No disrespect to her and her condition.
03:04:49 It's more or less her need to want to,
03:04:54 act like this isn't an issue when she's trying to work a food service job.
03:04:57 In my opinion, it's. Yeah.
03:05:01 My dad's college. Yeah.
03:05:03 And you hear this? I can't hear this color.
03:05:05 Like, I would compare it to a blind person
03:05:08 and hear that for justice and wanting to fly a plane.
03:05:11 All right.
03:05:12 No, I can't. I hear. This bitch.
03:05:15 I can hear it.
03:05:18 I can.
03:05:19 But I heard her on Tuesday.
03:05:22 Really? That that was her dog collar.
03:05:24 She explained.
03:05:25 She was explaining that it was a dog collar.
03:05:27 Yeah.
03:05:27 So number one, you never use a prong collar.
03:05:30 Ever. It's the worst thing ever.
03:05:31 You need to use a harness.
03:05:33 Right. Wrong color. Yeah.
03:05:34 And she knows she's tangled in it. Now. She's screwed.
03:05:38 This is like a collar.
03:05:41 I don't know, maybe.
03:05:42 Just don't be a dog owner if this is what you have to like.
03:05:45 It's all right. Too much. Yeah, yeah.
03:05:48 Happy crap.
03:05:49 Oh, I can't hear this. That's weird.
03:05:51 I can't.
03:05:53 I did it was.
03:05:55 She said all that crap?
03:05:57 Hey. What happened was your,
03:06:00 aunt close your other video.
03:06:03 Oh, she's got this condition.
03:06:04 The skin condition where her hands work, and,
03:06:07 she's got open sores all over her arms.
03:06:11 She's she's disgusting.
03:06:13 Yeah, yeah.
03:06:14 I'm pretty sure it in the next video is the one where she does say that she,
03:06:18 like, shirt hurt her skin or, like, flake off and, like, fall off, like,
03:06:23 it's like, so it there's a high chance that it's going to end up in
03:06:27 a seems.
03:06:28 Like leprosy or something like that.
03:06:31 I don't know, she says.
03:06:32 You know, you feel bad for her, but at the same time, I.
03:06:34 Absolutely feel awful for a man.
03:06:37 She got some food, man.
03:06:40 Yeah.
03:06:40 Please don't.
03:06:44 And your stats and scholar, minus the chain.
03:06:48 And what I did was I sold a strap.
03:06:53 He. So the strap, I'm sure.
03:06:55 Yeah, yeah.
03:06:57 I think most people in your food have skin flakes going in. It.
03:07:01 Yeah. Yeah.
03:07:02 I mean, not like that's true. Not not large.
03:07:05 Robust. Yeah.
03:07:07 You have visible. Grit to them.
03:07:09 Oh, yeah.
03:07:11 Part is not sticky.
03:07:13 And let's get Johnson and I'll show you how to put.
03:07:16 Yeah, yeah.
03:07:17 My orders of magnitude.
03:07:19 How big that dog is.
03:07:20 She had to get a big ass dog too.
03:07:22 Yeah. Well, dog, he just was yelling.
03:07:27 If it was a service dog.
03:07:28 Really?
03:07:29 Well, she's got to use her teeth.
03:07:32 Yeah.
03:07:32 Is that a Saint Bernard?
03:07:35 I don't know, but it's a big dog.
03:07:36 Otherwise she's a wee little one.
03:07:38 But I think she's also a wee little one.
03:07:40 Yeah.
03:07:42 Keith. Yeah. Look at this Caribbean.
03:07:44 Look at this big motherfucker.
03:07:46 Look at this dog.
03:07:47 Poor fucking dog.
03:07:48 Oh, my Lord, he's got to walk around with this contraption.
03:07:51 Jeez. Yeah.
03:07:54 Come on.
03:07:56 What's weird is she.
03:07:57 She has a husband.
03:07:59 Husband? Really?
03:08:00 Yeah.
03:08:01 Yeah. Oh.
03:08:04 Yeah. You ready?
03:08:06 You know, I'm ready. Yeah. You do.
03:08:09 You hear me? Young?
03:08:10 Okay, so, like, They're bragging about her.
03:08:13 Hair. Ads and, Man.
03:08:16 No. Yeah.
03:08:17 So I got my very first thing on Tik Tok.
03:08:20 Crap.
03:08:22 I was against
03:08:23 Tik Tok shop, but I actually really like this tool.
03:08:27 So I got to get a try and.
03:08:29 Oh, fanny pack.
03:08:31 Set it down, downgrade from this monstrous backpack that I can't handle.
03:08:35 All right, I'm more hands free.
03:08:38 Hands free. Hands. Free.
03:08:40 Yeah, yeah, she's she's pretty much hands free.
03:08:43 My hands. You know that? Right hand it.
03:08:45 It's hard to find something small enough, but, like,
03:08:49 hold my meds, my keys, and,
03:08:52 the giant ass phones we have nowadays.
03:08:55 And I really like this. She.
03:08:56 I just use the touch screen. Back.
03:08:59 And know how. That work.
03:09:01 You just. I listen.
03:09:03 Like.
03:09:04 You think, oh, how to grab it?
03:09:07 Those fit in here.
03:09:09 So the reason this came about that was because she wanted to work.
03:09:12 She was all right.
03:09:14 We're still in that Stony Creek golf course.
03:09:16 Hold. At Stony Creek Golf course. You want to work at the.
03:09:19 So they offer like after a weekend.
03:09:21 Maybe they were like, maybe we can you can work the the hot dog cart.
03:09:25 But then they were like, I don't think that's a good idea.
03:09:28 They'll work. With discrimination.
03:09:30 Yeah, yeah.
03:09:32 Discriminate against her for her condition.
03:09:35 Trainings and stuff.
03:09:36 And and she's like, no, no.
03:09:38 Like and these.
03:09:39 Bandages in the lot of these videos, these,
03:09:41 these bandages are all discolored and shit in. The.
03:09:44 Oh my god. Dirty.
03:09:46 She's cracking eggs and like I took another shit with the with the right.
03:09:49 Yeah. Salmonella Ella from the eggs.
03:09:52 Hey, guys. And like, we're the assholes.
03:09:55 I just kind of go. Yeah,
03:09:58 I don't think so.
03:09:59 Oh, my good lord.
03:10:03 Double tummy up a double.
03:10:06 Oh, okay.
03:10:06 Well, that probably sucks. That's. You should get.
03:10:09 I'm not saying she shouldn't be denied assistance.
03:10:12 I'm just saying she should just be denied a TikTok.
03:10:17 Okay.
03:10:18 Right.
03:10:21 We're back in a second.
03:10:23 Man, I have to go get something to drink.
03:10:26 All right, so give me a word.
03:10:28 You sure it's not so.
03:10:29 Well, I got to go whack off right now.
03:10:32 Oh, no, not me, man. Are you sure?
03:10:35 Are you sure this.
03:10:36 You've been watching this check here.
03:10:38 I we're yeah, I. Going goddamn it.
03:10:41 Oh, there was the opening a Ziploc bag one.
03:10:42 This one was interesting because she use a fork.
03:10:48 So she's going to be working in a kitchen, and she's got to spend
03:10:50 like, ten minutes opening, hopefully opening a
03:10:54 or just fucking.
03:10:55 Everyone left.
03:10:58 So not.
03:11:00 Everyone bailed on us.
03:11:07 That's just unfortunate.
03:11:09 Is a, like, back.
03:11:11 We always do.
03:11:13 I'm just kidding.
03:11:15 Straight.
03:11:16 All right.
03:11:20 Let's see Rachel Regan's update.
03:11:24 What do you want him to do?
03:11:26 I don't know.
03:11:27 I, I, I signed off already for the buffer reading
03:11:31 as above.
03:11:31 So below. Really?
03:11:32 You said something about,
03:11:35 Taco Bell cheese.
03:11:39 Then you just love to like that.
03:11:47 Come to me, come to me wild. And,
03:11:53 Oh, you've come.
03:11:53 To me
03:11:55 for giving everything I'm getting
03:11:58 ready with you.
03:12:01 I want to play.
03:12:07 The. Oh, my.
03:12:08 You know what? You.
03:12:13 Give me wrong
03:12:15 on this one.
03:12:36 Thank you
03:12:37 for. The.
03:12:55 Gesture.
03:13:01 You like the.
03:13:43 Oh. That's not into.
03:13:50 Any. Never.
03:13:58 Baby.
03:13:58 Never.
03:14:10 Mr. Brady and Joshua Brady
03:14:13 and or Gary as a province so below.
03:14:17 Because he's so close, lady.
03:14:19 And for sure, we're doing it our way.
03:14:23 We're gonna make it make our dreams come true.
03:14:25 Brady and talk show.
03:14:27 It's Brady and draw.
03:14:29 It's their show now Brady.
03:14:32 Draw.
03:14:41 There's
03:14:42 no reason for him to lead the show like that.
03:14:45 Something's wrong with that.
03:14:46 I know you and Brady both are just trying to bring him to church, man.
03:14:51 No, I'm just telling you it wasn't right what he did to YouTube.
03:14:55 And, you know, either it seems like the alcohol has some, you know.
03:14:59 Does have.
03:15:00 I think he's, found in too much alcohol and everything. And.
03:15:05 One of.
03:15:07 Have a good night, flat.
03:15:08 Talk to you, buddy.
03:15:14 So he dropped out a.
03:15:16 I don't appreciate you eating on camera.
03:15:18 And. Yeah.
03:15:21 It's just too much.
03:15:23 I'm not eating that. Yes.
03:15:27 Talking about your.
03:15:29 Yeah, he he has you know, we have we have to end at some time.
03:15:32 Otherwise it would just go on forever.
03:15:34 Sometimes the show.
03:15:35 How long before we have you noticed?
03:15:39 Especially this episode.
03:15:40 Sometimes the show ends long before we stop.
03:15:45 Right.
03:15:46 I think and and pretty soon, pretty early on.
03:15:49 I just wish there was like a topic that you could like at home.
03:15:53 Go ahead.
03:15:54 So please join along.
03:15:59 Kind of like the can you get any higher segment,
03:16:01 but can you get any fuller the.
03:16:09 Should we pick the topic then?
03:16:11 No, because it never works out.
03:16:15 Can you?
03:16:15 Well, you know what I don't I mean, I haven't been doing it
03:16:18 for, like everything I learned.
03:16:20 Book.
03:16:20 Yesterday, but I think they go hand in hand once.
03:16:24 Once we get higher, we want to eat.
03:16:35 No, no, we can really pick the topic.
03:16:38 We we could, but.
03:16:39 We have not.
03:16:41 You. You say that you've said that so many times where.
03:16:44 Oh, we're just going to do a pick or we'll or we're
03:16:46 picking the topic for next week and then their mission and then on Sunday.
03:16:49 Collection about the show.
03:16:51 Well yeah.
03:16:52 Sunday we're still, we're still going, oh what's up.
03:16:55 Let's see what comes up man. But.
03:17:11 What should the topic be Bob.
03:17:12 Next week. Next week?
03:17:17 Jeez.
03:17:18 I shit it in far to do do
03:17:22 poop my pants
03:17:24 running down my legs and it's runny and stinky.
03:17:26 Foreign shitty stinky farty poopy shitty big.
03:17:32 You know, because,
03:17:34 I mean, you could do it on a lot of things.
03:17:38 How about that basketball player?
03:17:40 Man, today,
03:17:42 that woman's back's bobbed.
03:17:44 Like it's.
03:17:45 June 10th.
03:17:48 Juneteenth.
03:17:50 We can.
03:17:54 Can what?
03:17:59 I'm not familiar.
03:18:02 Sadie Hawkins I weekend in what?
03:18:06 I don't know.
03:18:08 It's just.
03:18:09 The WNBA player that's just came out of college.
03:18:12 Don't be in the WNBA.
03:18:15 And it's.
03:18:19 In no league.
03:18:20 And I know your kids and knock that online bullshit up.
03:18:23 They don't even be playing video games.
03:18:25 It's late at night.
03:18:26 What about.
03:18:34 Wow. Why is the feed so bad?
03:18:38 What is what?
03:18:43 Oh, no.
03:18:44 George. Oh, God.
03:18:45 For a minute, you see.
03:18:46 But I'm not doing it. It's not me.
03:18:49 It's streaming against one of Brady.
03:18:55 Is Brady tell you, man?
03:18:56 He's calling in the night, man.
03:19:01 No, he's all
03:19:04 it's either his internet or something.
03:19:05 Someone's being funky.
03:19:08 There he is.
03:19:10 Because you're like very delayed.
03:19:13 I saw your mouth moving, but I haven't heard
03:19:15 you talk yet.
03:19:20 Can't hear.
03:19:20 Anything at. All?
03:19:21 No, can't hear nothing at all.
03:19:24 Not my internet. Oh, oh.
03:19:26 Am I delay? No, you just know that's not my internet.
03:19:28 Am I delayed? And you're not?
03:19:29 I don't know,
03:19:31 clap,
03:19:34 don't clap.
03:19:35 It wasn't too late. Leave the room.
03:19:37 Leave the room.
03:19:46 My lord, with.
03:19:46 All due respect, that's a bunch of malarkey.
03:19:51 Like, even.
03:19:52 Even Ryan. Even Ryan.
03:19:55 Joe Budden, supporter extraordinaire.
03:19:58 That's the. One. Love Joe Biden. No.
03:20:02 Oh. Weird.
03:20:05 Do I love Joe Biden? No.
03:20:11 And that's the
03:20:15 you know, that.
03:20:16 She's, she's gonna like, you know, looks like, you know, maybe I don't know.
03:20:20 I don't know.
03:20:23 America is a nation that can be defined in a single word.
03:20:27 So why don't you ask him if it'd be okay if Joe Biden went over his daughter up?
03:20:33 Man. Right now?
03:20:35 Yeah, yeah.
03:20:39 Excuse me.
03:20:41 Yeah.
03:20:42 You lost your mind,
03:20:44 though, man.
03:20:45 You've lost your mind there are the.
03:20:49 Are there any kids involved?
03:20:54 There are.
03:20:54 There are. They? What?
03:20:57 Yeah.
03:20:58 To break the news to you about.
03:21:06 It's time to call it quits.
03:21:07 You're saying.
03:21:09 No, I don't know where.
03:21:10 I don't know where Brady went, but.
03:21:12 Yeah, that's what I'm waiting for. I thought he'd be back.
03:21:18 Nope.
03:21:22 I thought he'd be back.
03:21:24 Nope.
03:21:25 Nope.
03:21:27 Oh, man.
03:21:28 And I'll disc golf.
03:21:29 And lately, everybody had a choice.
03:21:32 Not not recently.
03:21:34 And I
03:21:36 kind of mad about it, but, I don't know,
03:21:38 I've been busy doing other shit, but, Yeah.
03:21:41 Yeah. No. Know.
03:21:43 I had told Brady man to
03:21:45 to find the disc of Uconnect seven, and he's got.
03:21:49 And play it from the beginning. Man.
03:21:51 I think he lied.
03:21:52 I think he lied. He doesn't have the next seven.
03:21:54 He doesn't have a day.
03:21:56 I think I think he was mistaken.
03:21:59 Okay.
03:22:01 I just recently
03:22:04 I think it was
03:22:08 910 and 11,
03:22:10 I think it had and I just recently just ripped those to my computer,
03:22:13 and then I uploaded them to his, his,
03:22:17 to so thing that he has.
03:22:20 Yeah.
03:22:21 Because I was going through, like, all my shit and just kind of ripping,
03:22:25 a lot of my DVDs and stuff.
03:22:27 And so I was doing, I did those as well.
03:22:31 Yeah.
03:22:32 But I don't have all of them.
03:22:34 But I had wanted him to play the beginning of Uconnect seven
03:22:38 because it's all about the intro, man. And,
03:22:42 it's when my son is dressed up as Darth Vader
03:22:46 and, he's got a lightsaber, man, and shit, and he fucking put.
03:22:51 That gets me under control with the throat thing, you know?
03:22:55 And, each of my head off,
03:23:00 after that bad.
03:23:01 It's, he says your powers are weak, old man.
03:23:06 And, from there, man, we go to the video man
03:23:09 with,
03:23:13 Born to Raise Hell.
03:23:14 That's the song.
03:23:15 And and Gary is the first thrower off of the team on that video,
03:23:23 and his shot goes straight and then left
03:23:25 hard left into the woods. Man.
03:23:30 And then, you know,
03:23:32 that's where it shows my black mask during the song and afterwards, you know.
03:23:37 But, you know, during the song is when it first comes out.
03:23:41 Well, we're counting on Brady.
03:23:44 I have those archives.
03:23:46 Not. I also cut I've got them.
03:23:49 It's just that I don't know how to send them to you, man.
03:23:52 You know,
03:23:54 I don't know how to do that.
03:23:56 What format are they in?
03:23:59 Their DVD.
03:24:00 Yeah, type format, supposedly, but they were done
03:24:03 years ago in DVD, so that's what I'm saying.
03:24:07 Brady.
03:24:10 I can acquire them.
03:24:11 I've got the technology. Everyone does, but.
03:24:14 Yeah, but, you know, there's supposedly.
03:24:17 The. Technology.
03:24:18 But they don't have, what I'm talking about.
03:24:22 Yeah, because they cut shit out.
03:24:23 Yeah.
03:24:24 Really cut everything out.
03:24:25 They could zig videos out.
03:24:28 They cut off. So I. Need to upload the two.
03:24:30 But I, that, you know, draw.
03:24:33 I have them special type of commercials that I like,
03:24:37 you know, the ones like Burger King did with Star Wars.
03:24:41 Do you ever see those?
03:24:43 Yeah, yeah.
03:24:44 And, the one with the King, and he got them running in plays and shit,
03:24:49 you know,
03:24:53 for, you know, Burger King commercials, man.
03:24:56 Yeah, those are those are cool things, man.
03:25:00 So, Gary, such a fagot. He leaves.
03:25:02 He leaves early and then he's in the comments commenting.
03:25:05 You do know what does Dino mean?
03:25:07 What do you mean Dino you talking about?
03:25:10 If you got a comment, why don't you just like, I don't know, stick around.
03:25:14 Yeah. You know,
03:25:17 and quit interrupting everybody so much to man.
03:25:20 Because he's he's laying. And, don't.
03:25:22 Dance and finish.
03:25:23 His text and like a 16 year old girl.
03:25:27 He goes, go ahead, Bob.
03:25:28 And then I lost my train of thought, man. And
03:25:31 and then he just leaves.
03:25:34 He just leaves out of nowhere because he's got nothing else to say. And.
03:25:38 But when someone's trying to compensate for something.
03:25:48 Yeah.
03:25:49 Well, what's that pleasant noise in the background?
03:25:51 It sounds like a either a fish tank or like a bird.
03:25:54 I have a fish tank, man.
03:25:56 Okay. Yeah. All right.
03:25:59 It's like, a soothing sound.
03:26:00 It's like a nice white noise. Kind of.
03:26:03 Yeah.
03:26:03 It's not always there, but occasionally it gets picked up in there.
03:26:06 Get picked up?
03:26:07 Yeah.
03:26:07 Mean leaving the bird moment.
03:26:09 And he's off after seeing what happened.
03:26:12 I don't know, it's supposed to be the radiant Rorschach, but it's the,
03:26:15 Yeah, I know Joshua.
03:26:19 Brady. Hey.
03:26:22 There he is.
03:26:24 You get your mike fixed.
03:26:28 I keep talking no audio.
03:26:31 Audio kicking in a second.
03:26:32 I'm sure.
03:26:34 Get a lawyer and sued his company.
03:26:36 Manages or screw.
03:26:39 No. Yeah.
03:26:44 But he's the lost.
03:26:45 Okay.
03:26:46 Well mannered.
03:26:47 He's like a polite guy.
03:26:51 Not like is a really nice guy, you know?
03:26:53 And I'm not.
03:26:53 I'm not doubting that.
03:26:58 Robert
03:26:59 Blade.
03:27:04 Oh, man.
03:27:06 Some John Brady's connection, man.
03:27:09 Yep. He's not making it.
03:27:14 I wish I had something else to,
03:27:16 in my queue of things, but I've been kind of
03:27:20 I've been lacking as of late.
03:27:23 Number one, it has to do with the, topic being,
03:27:26 very oddly specific to the same exact dynamic.
03:27:29 And so I can't spin that topic
03:27:32 in a fun way, because Gary used to pick a shit topic,
03:27:35 and I was able to still take it into a different direction
03:27:38 because it was so narrow of a word.
03:27:41 Like, I was like like, I know he didn't.
03:27:43 He didn't.
03:27:43 Magic. He,
03:27:47 well, what else did he do?
03:27:48 That was kind of holes.
03:27:50 It was just just random shit.
03:27:52 But now he's been on this weird spin of, like, these extra fucking complex words
03:27:57 that mean basically the same exact thing as the previous one.
03:28:00 And so it's not like you can even Google like I used to be able to just
03:28:04 the deer flags are just rips from Dear Abby.
03:28:07 And I used to just be able to do Dear Abby and then put the title in there
03:28:10 and it would have a topic related, Dear Abby quite like question right now.
03:28:16 I just I'm thinking just whatever because no one's no one's Google.
03:28:19 I don't even know what the fuck the show was.
03:28:20 The show called Param Param,
03:28:24 whatever.
03:28:24 Paris money is what?
03:28:25 I joked and I was, oh, it's the Euro
03:28:28 for some piss America.
03:28:31 There's some
03:28:32 param,
03:28:34 okay, they parrot God damn you, Gary.
03:28:38 Heroes parrot here.
03:28:41 Ammonia parsimonious. Yeah.
03:28:44 Jesus Christ.
03:28:45 On man.
03:28:46 Parsimonious.
03:28:49 Thank you Google.
03:28:51 Parsimonious.
03:28:52 And what the hell is parsimonious?
03:28:54 Me well, if you were listening to the episode, Bob,
03:28:57 you'd know this by now, but unfortunately, no one has that kind of patience.
03:29:01 But listen to Gary for that.
03:29:04 Unwilling to spend money or use resources.
03:29:07 This is like energy or.
03:29:08 Frugal words that nobody understands.
03:29:12 Man talk English do come. Woohoo!
03:29:14 I've bit so many times it's like, can you take a like
03:29:17 when it just comes to the the internet, no one's searching parsimonious.
03:29:22 Trying to be like you ain't.
03:29:25 Is there any. Right.
03:29:28 You know.
03:29:29 So unwilling to spend money or use resources
03:29:32 and it uses other words as stingy or frugal.
03:29:35 If you would have named the episode stingy or name the episode frugal
03:29:39 just based on those two words, those two words are searched way
03:29:42 more than param parsimonious
03:29:46 way more than parsimonious.
03:29:48 And so you would think you would just go based on
03:29:52 search.
03:29:54 But search is how.
03:29:55 Easy it is to search, how easy it is to search.
03:29:58 Right.
03:29:59 But he's a he's an asshole,
03:30:02 right?
03:30:05 He, he it's funny.
03:30:06 It's a joke, but at the same time, it's not a joke because it's hindering.
03:30:11 It's hindering
03:30:13 things that could be right.
03:30:19 Exactly.
03:30:22 To defend himself.
03:30:23 Or is this Brady?
03:30:25 All I see is just the white way.
03:30:29 A that when a person in this weight.
03:30:32 Who put me so many puts
03:30:34 what is mine underneath my moniker, it says fladged or eating.
03:30:37 Why does it say that?
03:30:38 I have no idea. Yeah.
03:30:41 Dino alleged Dino.
03:30:43 Mine doesn't say anything. No.
03:30:45 Oh, that's the chat.
03:30:46 That's the chat.
03:30:47 Okay. From earlier.
03:30:51 Draw.
03:30:51 Bob, you and I can then color.
03:30:53 Obviously colors in here and I was in here and here the color.
03:31:00 What?
03:31:02 We can't hear the color.
03:31:04 And I'm assuming color is Brady.
03:31:05 I think he's trying to patch back anybody else.
03:31:07 Nine people to put them on the air so they can talk with us. Man.
03:31:12 No no no.
03:31:16 Why no man.
03:31:19 We have to do it now.
03:31:23 Wait a minute.
03:31:24 Where's the. I have no idea. God damn it.
03:31:27 No. There's there's becoming too many.
03:31:29 Who's supposed to answer this?
03:31:30 I don't have the ability to answer this.
03:31:35 As I have no idea.
03:31:37 I have no idea.
03:31:39 Call from.
03:31:40 You. Damn right.
03:31:44 Oh. From you damn right.
03:31:45 My delayed.
03:31:48 We can't see you.
03:31:50 I mean, I don't know if you're delayed.
03:31:54 That's Brady.
03:31:58 There.
03:31:59 I see you now. There you are.
03:32:01 Am I delayed.
03:32:03 By, like, a half a second to three quarters
03:32:05 of a second, I'd say, but more like half a second.
03:32:10 That's great.
03:32:12 Yeah, it was like.
03:32:13 It was like.
03:32:15 Well, that's great.
03:32:17 By the time you got done saying, that's.
03:32:18 Great, you were better.
03:32:20 Than the minutes that it was before.
03:32:22 By the time you got done saying it, man is already gone.
03:32:25 Patch and flew.
03:32:26 Gone.
03:32:31 Came by, you know, like you said about a second delay.
03:32:35 And then it came in.
03:32:40 But it's better than the other work.
03:32:43 Don't work with me.
03:32:45 Put your face on the screen, man.
03:32:55 We're in hell.
03:32:56 Jeff Brady. Thanks, Brady.
03:32:59 We're here.
03:33:00 And so what do we talk?
03:33:01 What are we talking about?
03:33:03 Do you have to. Good day.
03:33:04 For what, man? You know, got to take a damn.
03:33:07 Take one. Sterling's way.
03:33:09 But the no.
03:33:13 Oh, I finally got.
03:33:14 My code. Suite.
03:33:15 Maybe I can log on to my phone. No.
03:33:21 I'm gonna keep talking.
03:33:22 I'm not sure if you can hear me.
03:33:23 Oh, yeah, we can.
03:33:25 I can,
03:33:27 if it matters, I can keep keep talking.
03:33:31 But if you could just, talk dirty, at least.
03:33:35 Why do you want to talk dirty, man?
03:33:38 Why not?
03:33:40 So there was two hippies.
03:33:41 In my backyard, and they were really dirty.
03:33:45 They were so dirty.
03:33:47 Then when I tried to rub them,
03:33:49 I tried to rub them.
03:33:50 Oh, wait. What?
03:33:53 Oh, I know where the fuck is my cloak?
03:33:57 I don't know, man.
03:33:58 Oh, here we go. Don't bother.
03:33:59 So I can feel good.
03:34:01 So about like some, some homosexuals like getting on him or like, waving them low.
03:34:06 So that's all I'd like to say.
03:34:11 Homosexuals. Any.
03:34:12 Not on me.
03:34:15 Don't fuck is a really nice guy, you know.
03:34:17 And I'm not. I'm not noting that.
03:34:19 I'm not into that shit, man.
03:34:22 He's a well-spoken, well-mannered.
03:34:25 He's like, I don't like I.
03:34:27 If I don't like Gay pride Week, man, that still know it's too bad, man.
03:34:32 No. Yeah, yeah.
03:34:35 Then you know, so it's true.
03:34:38 Yeah, I know it is.
03:34:40 Excuse me.
03:34:41 The fags man.
03:34:43 Have you lost your mind?
03:34:45 No, but they can do their own thing.
03:34:51 Most certainly, most definitely.
03:34:54 But just keep it away from my kids or anybody else.
03:34:58 I believe I could personally, smoke this guy and like a debate.
03:35:05 Oh, okay.
03:35:05 Sure.
03:35:09 Now I'm a Chinese.
03:35:10 Yep. To.
03:35:18 There's Brady.
03:35:22 She's gonna
03:35:23 she's gonna like, you know, looks like on maybe I don't know,
03:35:27 I don't know.
03:35:31 Whatever.
03:35:32 You just shoot it said.
03:35:34 Oh, girl, baby girl.
03:35:37 Don't even play.
03:35:40 Oh shut up bitch.
03:35:42 Order.
03:35:44 Take that girl and pull.
03:35:47 Which would call it down or man.
03:35:51 Shit.
03:35:52 What's the name of the song, man?
03:35:54 Oh, shit.
03:35:56 It's by Dee Snider.
03:35:57 It's an old album.
03:36:01 Murder?
03:36:02 No, it's not murder, man. But,
03:36:06 Anyways, man, doing the cops went in the room to find the people, man.
03:36:10 They were all hooked up, wired up with fish hooks,
03:36:14 man on the nipples of your titties and their pussy.
03:36:19 And everywhere toes.
03:36:23 They were all wired up, man.
03:36:26 What now?
03:36:27 Hoes, I forget the name.
03:36:31 Oh man, I can't think of it I got the album.
03:36:35 You can't even get fucking, Look at that.
03:36:38 Fabric. Look at the quality of that fabric.
03:36:40 What are you. Where are you going with that phone, Brady?
03:36:42 That is going from shirt line to jean line or pants.
03:36:47 What the hell you talking that or.
03:36:49 Brady screen Brady Brady was showing us his shirt.
03:36:52 And then all of a sudden I saw a transition of color.
03:36:54 Yeah that's his. Those are his pants.
03:36:58 That's his leg.
03:36:58 What are we looking at.
03:37:00 Well we well I don't know.
03:37:03 I don't want to leave that of us, man is.
03:37:06 He showed us his ballsack. Oh, I don't know.
03:37:12 I don't know.
03:37:14 The fucking bone of his ballsack.
03:37:16 I. I seen some balls there, man.
03:37:19 I thought I did too, and now he's like, pretending like that wasn't the case.
03:37:22 So he's like, trying to show some like, oh, look, my nose.
03:37:25 No, it wasn't my dick. It was, you know, some.
03:37:27 Weird voyeur wasn't being voyeuristic.
03:37:30 It was just I was pretending.
03:37:32 I was like, look at the quality of that fabric.
03:37:36 So, yeah. Fine stitch.
03:37:38 It's a fine stitch, sir.
03:37:42 You get ready for church.
03:37:46 I think you.
03:37:49 I mean, ready.
03:37:53 How's that framing secured?
03:37:54 Yes, man.
03:37:57 I see your beard and a big blob.
03:38:00 Just.
03:38:01 And just your beard.
03:38:03 All right.
03:38:06 You got your voice now?
03:38:09 Yeah. It's like real time.
03:38:12 I don't know what's wrong with my computer.
03:38:14 I restarted it, I even tried another computer. It's got.
03:38:16 It's streamyard. It's not my internet.
03:38:19 Wait, is my phone or my internet? Yeah.
03:38:21 Yeah, you're cool man.
03:38:22 You're good ear. Yeah.
03:38:24 We could see you.
03:38:28 Great school.
03:38:30 Love it.
03:38:31 Right?
03:38:35 Wait, I can do that shit from here.
03:38:37 No way.
03:38:39 Do what? Yeah.
03:38:40 Are you on your phone?
03:38:43 Yes. No.
03:38:44 Maybe.
03:38:46 I don't know.
03:38:48 You can do that.
03:38:49 With the question.
03:38:52 Yeah.
03:38:53 Is that, like, pre uploaded?
03:38:59 Oh, no.
03:38:59 You just left.
03:39:02 Brady.
03:39:06 Oh my God Brady.
03:39:08 And I'm back.
03:39:09 Oh did I leave?
03:39:12 I must have left strong.
03:39:15 Are your balls okay.
03:39:20 Shut the fuck up kid.
03:39:22 I guess they're okay.
03:39:24 I'm over. Here now.
03:39:25 I can't hear it again.
03:39:26 On my dick right now. I'm just stroking my shit.
03:39:28 I'm horny as fuck, man.
03:39:30 I'm a freak, man.
03:39:31 I'm over here high as giraffe pussy.
03:39:33 And I just took 30 blue shoes thinking they were Delta eight gummies.
03:39:36 I'm so fucking bricked up in a wreck so tall.
03:39:39 You could call me a fucking pyramid.
03:39:41 Call me Hank Schrader.
03:39:42 Christ, I'm on the verge of a major drug bust. I'm.
03:39:46 Yeah.
03:39:48 I shitted in.
03:39:48 Farted doo doo Kaka stinky fart poopy pee.
03:39:52 My pants blew out and there's caca running down my legs.
03:39:54 And it's runny and stinking farty and shitty.
03:39:56 Stinky farty poopy shitty.
03:39:59 As it's supposed to be.
03:40:00 It's supposed to be caca.
03:40:01 It's obviously I, but it's like a hello.
03:40:03 It's supposed to be cock up,
03:40:04 but it says caca because I has no idea what the fuck that word is.
03:40:08 Yeah. Oh, these are I.
03:40:10 Some of these are not, Definitely not.
03:40:12 Some of these are definitely not.
03:40:14 I was stupid of a bitch.
03:40:17 America is a nation that can be defined in a single word
03:40:21 as a.
03:40:24 To me.
03:40:25 That's about it.
03:40:26 My kids are.
03:40:27 Just as bright and just as tall as. White kids.
03:40:30 This is one of my favorites.
03:40:32 Poor kids are just as bright and just as tall as white kids.
03:40:37 It's such a slip of the racism, you know?
03:40:40 Yeah.
03:40:41 What do you mean? My poor kids?
03:40:43 Yeah.
03:40:48 Unbelievable.
03:40:51 With all due respect, that's a bunch of malarkey.
03:40:54 And why that's.
03:40:55 Not a single thing he said is.
03:40:57 Accurate.
03:41:01 Great.
03:41:05 I got to go whack off right now.
03:41:07 And through my.
03:41:09 Oh. They're ready.
03:41:10 He's just sent me a clip of his penis.
03:41:12 It might it might seem like I came to this podcast.
03:41:16 I just all over my screen, I can't see you
03:41:19 right now.
03:41:24 That was draw.
03:41:25 And he's right.
03:41:27 I'm not right.
03:41:30 Nice shirt, nice pants.
03:41:33 Nice. Short.
03:41:34 Nice.
03:41:35 Nice poem.
03:41:38 I can read your poem.
03:41:41 Maybe that's up to them.
03:41:44 What I mean is, that means he's a little annoyed.
03:41:49 I would agree with you, but we'd both be wrong, you idiot man.
03:41:53 He did.
03:41:54 I'm just seeing if you can read my poem.
03:41:56 That was pledge cast gold.
03:41:59 Sorry, I'm a little irritated.
03:42:00 I'm touching an Apple product.
03:42:03 Does anybody have something to smoke?
03:42:09 Yeah.
03:42:11 Oh, see, but I don't.
03:42:12 Was really productive segment, wasn't it?
03:42:15 Yeah.
03:42:15 I come here
03:42:18 for this.
03:42:22 Stop pushing.
03:42:23 That.
03:42:25 Keep pushing.
03:42:29 See if I got anything left in my bag
03:42:31 in there.
03:42:36 No, I have to go smoke roaches, man.
03:42:40 Oh, that's a shame.
03:42:42 Well.
03:42:43 Did you see that some kind of alien just flew by.
03:42:47 They kind of,
03:42:48 UG. But my weed man for this show.
03:42:53 I hope the camera picked that up.
03:42:54 Some kind of
03:42:56 some kind of being messenger just flew right by my camera, I hope.
03:43:00 I hope it picked it up.
03:43:02 I can I can close it. My fart.
03:43:04 I cannot conclude, man, what it was or was not.
03:43:08 Therefore, it must have been some kind of alien.
03:43:11 Visit a chem trail.
03:43:13 Very possible.
03:43:15 I've got to come through.
03:43:16 I'll see if you can see this camera.
03:43:22 No. I'm sorry. We.
03:43:25 The kitty looks really sad.
03:43:26 I know that.
03:43:28 I definitely does.
03:43:31 There's got to be a way I can change the layout,
03:43:34 but I don't see it on my phone.
03:43:38 You're able to play bumpers.
03:43:40 I'm assuming there's on.
03:43:41 A scale from 1 to 10, my friend.
03:43:44 Yo, fuck your fuck.
03:43:47 Yeah.
03:43:54 Okay.
03:43:55 Right.
03:43:55 Sounds like one might be more like.
03:43:57 I know you know what?
03:44:00 That's not what I want. Yeah.
03:44:02 Yes. Yeah. Yes.
03:44:05 Yeah.
03:44:06 No, no. No.
03:44:11 Oh. No,
03:44:12 bro. Oh!
03:44:20 Okay.
03:44:21 Oh, okay. That right?
03:44:23 Yeah. What was that? Man.
03:44:27 There you go.
03:44:29 I like it a lot.
03:44:33 All right.
03:44:36 So I like that other layout a little better.
03:44:42 I got track.
03:44:44 This is comfortable.
03:44:45 Okay.
03:44:45 I can tell you this is a comfortable way to do the show.
03:44:48 So it's just sailing right along.
03:44:52 Good. Bam!
03:44:54 You found a new something.
03:44:55 New man that works.
03:45:00 Yeah, but it.
03:45:01 Could also not,
03:45:05 back off and do a drum solo, man.
03:45:08 Sure, sure, sure.
03:45:10 That's a priority, Lane.
03:45:12 I'm going to hook up my guitar, man.
03:45:14 Start playing again. So,
03:45:17 yeah.
03:45:18 Oh, man.
03:45:20 Yeah, there's, a website you can actually go to that.
03:45:22 A bunch of people from all over
03:45:23 the world can go, and you can actually have a jam session
03:45:27 in real time, in real time.
03:45:30 Okay.
03:45:35 George, what do you play?
03:45:36 Nothing. Something. Harmonica.
03:45:39 Skin flute.
03:45:41 Sing.
03:45:42 You sing.
03:45:46 I'm thinking that,
03:45:53 Did you guys come up with a topic
03:45:54 for next week?
03:45:58 Topic for next week?
03:46:06 Does anybody have anything?
03:46:09 The, new jet fighters
03:46:13 that they were made.
03:46:17 The ones that underperform.
03:46:21 Is that what it was?
03:46:24 I don't know if they underperformed or not, but.
03:46:27 They underperformed the f what's the good one?
03:46:30 The f. 16?
03:46:35 Yeah, I believe so.
03:46:38 What does that weird noise.
03:46:43 Should it.
03:46:43 Should I get rid of the other drawer?
03:46:48 I don't know.
03:46:51 Yeah, that's probably what it is.
03:46:53 Yeah.
03:46:53 They go.
03:46:56 Oh, we were the.
03:46:58 One with.
03:47:00 You laying down drawer.
03:47:03 Yeah.
03:47:04 Sort of.
03:47:05 It's nice.
03:47:07 This is. You want to.
03:47:08 Read your bedtime story?
03:47:10 Yeah. You know,
03:47:13 would you mind?
03:47:14 Once upon a time, there's this guy.
03:47:20 Named Jimmy.
03:47:20 Hendry.
03:47:23 And he used to play all over the world.
03:47:31 And then one day, he did too many drugs
03:47:35 and killed six better.
03:47:40 Intel.
03:47:40 And give it to me.
03:47:42 Give it to me.
03:47:45 Well, that bad?
03:47:48 I thought it was beautiful.
03:47:49 It's gorgeous.
03:47:51 Thank you.
03:47:54 Okay, you can go crash out now, man.
03:47:57 I'll be right back.
03:47:58 I have to go find a new chapter.
03:48:00 In a new chapter?
03:48:08 But we have.
03:48:09 Do we need to do another flag
03:48:12 or flag?
03:48:13 He's not flag.
03:48:15 He's not here, man.
03:48:17 Isn't that Dave?
03:48:18 He's not.
03:48:21 Yeah, it's like he's a Fergie.
03:48:24 All right.
03:48:26 Flag is in the back.
03:48:27 Flags in the bag.
03:48:30 That's better.
03:48:31 Topic for next week.
03:48:33 Let's see.
03:48:38 How about,
03:48:40 how about, the.
03:48:45 These college,
03:48:48 people about Palestine and the Jews and all that shit?
03:48:52 Man, the paid for protest.
03:48:55 Yeah, the war protesters.
03:48:58 They're all paid for.
03:49:00 Like that stupid one we got in Michigan.
03:49:02 What's your face?
03:49:06 It's not Rasheeda to leave.
03:49:07 Is it ever?
03:49:10 No idea.
03:49:11 We we touched on politics a tiny bit, but it's just wrecking
03:49:16 the flow of the, to
03:49:19 horrendous.
03:49:20 What about,
03:49:23 any any, sports or racing
03:49:26 or anything like that?
03:49:33 In five.
03:49:36 I mean, you know, that sucks.
03:49:38 I mean, do you want to talk about,
03:49:41 These guys make fun of sports?
03:49:44 Yeah.
03:49:45 I don't make fun of stories.
03:49:47 I think you do.
03:49:50 Which is fine.
03:49:53 I like sports.
03:49:55 I'm going to ask I
03:49:56 what's the least most important topic in the world that obscure that?
03:50:00 Jerry is going to pick least obscure
03:50:04 topic.
03:50:09 That you,
03:50:15 See, these are all not good topics.
03:50:19 But, Yeah, it sucks of taking topics.
03:50:23 Word up and, you know,
03:50:26 if you can't get agreement on people, they're.
03:50:30 Well, we can do one every week.
03:50:31 So it's kind of like eating dinner.
03:50:33 It's,
03:50:33 you know, you eat so many times, it's there's not really that much pressure
03:50:36 on one topic.
03:50:38 We can do do whatever we want.
03:50:40 Or we can do. Whatever, whatever Gary wants.
03:50:42 That's the unfortunate decision.
03:50:45 I'm just saying we can come up
03:50:47 with a few different topics that we could talk about.
03:50:51 I mean, I'm sure.
03:50:55 Yeah, it's it's.
03:50:56 We're.
03:50:57 Filtering.
03:50:58 It through Gary and Gary is an asshole.
03:51:01 But I care about, you know, let's talking about gay pride month
03:51:05 or how about,
03:51:07 how about these women, man, getting killed,
03:51:10 treated by men, you know, playing their, you know, transvestites.
03:51:14 And what men do the same sport is,
03:51:19 I think you just solved the
03:51:21 all our own problem when you said Gary's not going to do this.
03:51:24 Gary's not going to do that.
03:51:26 Gary won't pick the topic.
03:51:28 When you say it three times is when it hit my head
03:51:30 that Gary needs to be the topic. No.
03:51:37 I think it's.
03:51:38 Time. That I. Play.
03:51:41 Clarence fladge
03:51:43 right?
03:51:45 Wait, I just joined.
03:51:46 Why didn't it?
03:51:48 Oh, that's why you don't like you.
03:51:53 You got to start.
03:51:54 All right. Cool.
03:51:57 Well, it's,
03:52:03 It it.
03:52:06 Is suicide assistant.
03:52:09 We do,
03:52:21 There's a good one.
03:52:22 It's big enough for for.
03:52:23 It's vague enough for Gary to go.
03:52:26 You know what?
03:52:26 I love? Animals. I think they're delicious.
03:52:30 So do I.
03:52:32 I love them for both ways, man.
03:52:34 When you go both ways.
03:52:35 On the day
03:52:38 let loose and having fun,
03:52:41 they get special
03:52:44 game.
03:52:45 Oh, this has all the makings of a day.
03:52:47 You want tasty, special sandwiches?
03:52:52 Treat word chicken.
03:52:54 It's really special.
03:52:56 It takes a special day for your day,
03:52:59 especially for a game.
03:53:04 What in the fuck was a.
03:53:06 I have no idea. You didn't do that.
03:53:11 A those commercials
03:53:14 and go to Burger King and look for,
03:53:17 Star Wars commercials.
03:53:21 Star Wars Burger King next.
03:53:23 I'm sure
03:53:25 they're old commercials, man.
03:53:46 Brady.
03:53:46 We lose Brady again.
03:53:56 Thanks. Mr..
03:53:57 May the fries be with you?
03:53:59 Star Wars episode three toys.
03:54:01 Now with Burger King.
03:54:02 Now, these are the commercials looking for nice.
03:54:05 They're older.
03:54:06 They're older than the.
03:54:11 So that was a,
03:54:12 that was a Star Trek quote or.
03:54:15 Star Trek what Star Wars.
03:54:18 Nerd.
03:54:21 But this is back in the 70s, man.
03:54:24 You know, you're.
03:54:24 Up and walk over to my computer and click the button.
03:54:28 I'm just curious,
03:54:31 you know, like, are you ready to go to sleep?
03:54:33 What's scary wearing?
03:54:36 That's ridiculous.
03:54:39 For your look, like he's falling asleep.
03:54:42 And it's for the screen.
03:54:44 His screen's frozen.
03:54:46 Oh. It is.
03:54:47 Okay.
03:54:49 He's either really high asleep or the screen's frozen.
03:54:52 One of those, so based on person, me, person, person,
03:54:57 whatever the fuck the word is for the topic,
03:55:01 I would say the screen is frozen.
03:55:03 That's probably the most likely.
03:55:04 Oh, they're, He's back.
03:55:07 You know, he's that man now.
03:55:10 He's getting gay with Gary.
03:55:12 Getting gay with Gary. That's that's.
03:55:15 There's a bumper.
03:55:17 Oh my God.
03:55:20 This is definitely how this shows.
03:55:22 This is this is definitely how the show started.
03:55:26 Is Gary giving it to you in the ass tonight?
03:55:30 I'm confused.
03:55:31 Yeah, of course I'm confused.
03:55:32 You're lay in the wrong way.
03:55:35 Oh, he's laying on top of his dick when.
03:55:39 I know that.
03:55:44 I can do another one.
03:55:57 Hey, draw.
03:55:57 Your phone is full.
03:56:02 Just because.
03:56:03 I mean, just what was that? Me.
03:56:07 So part of the show.
03:56:08 So we can edit afterwards.
03:56:10 There's local recordings of everyone that's on your phone.
03:56:12 So if you stay connected to the link I send you, it'll upload.
03:56:14 It'll sync it up, and we'll get it downloaded for editing in the future.
03:56:19 I'm just getting a message that just popped up.
03:56:21 It's a draw phone has low storage space,
03:56:25 so clearly your local recording is filling up your your phone.
03:56:28 Oh fuck them.
03:56:32 Use the cloud, man.
03:56:36 Use the cloud.
03:56:38 Don't use the cloud.
03:56:39 The cloud is just somebody else.
03:56:41 The cloud is just a bunch of somebody else's computers.
03:56:44 Yeah, I know, I did a bunch of horseshit.
03:56:49 Yeah.
03:56:50 Animal cloud, you may have to get us a new phone, man.
03:56:54 Just for the of it.
03:56:57 You want to fuck your phone?
03:56:58 What?
03:56:59 No, I said he could get a shepherd phone, man.
03:57:02 He mean you have to marry.
03:57:03 We ain't got any room in there.
03:57:06 I know, but afterwards you said you need a second phone for the fuck of it.
03:57:10 So. That would mean he would need that phone.
03:57:12 No, man, he would need that for the fuck of it, man.
03:57:15 Because for the simple fact he said, like.
03:57:20 Is that where that term came from?
03:57:21 Having, like a burner phone so that your wife doesn't found.
03:57:24 I have another phone for the fuck of it, I know.
03:57:27 Where did it come from?
03:57:29 I don't know.
03:57:31 Oh, I thought you knew that.
03:57:33 No, I don't know.
03:57:37 Okay.
03:57:41 What UX, what do UX design?
03:57:45 I have no idea.
03:57:49 That just fun.
03:57:52 What does it say?
03:57:54 UX design?
03:58:04 I don't know what it means.
03:58:07 What is user experience?
03:58:11 Oh, okay.
03:58:15 It has nothing to do with the topic today,
03:58:16 but it user experience could be a good topic.
03:58:22 Oh, for next week?
03:58:23 Yeah.
03:58:26 For any week,
03:58:29 I don't think I have anything more to say.
03:58:30 Did we lose draw it? Is he coming back? Is he? What?
03:58:33 What happened. To draw?
03:58:35 Where are you at?
03:58:38 I don't know if he knows he's gone.
03:58:42 Sorry.
03:58:42 I put.
03:58:47 Well, if you want to. If.
03:58:49 If you want the floor, now's the time.
03:58:51 Nobody's going to interrupt you, brother.
03:58:53 You're still on. Maybe not.
03:58:55 If you're still watching,
03:58:57 there's definitely plenty of time to talk on the Brady and Draw Show.
03:59:00 We don't have any interrupt, just wait. What?
03:59:03 Negative.
03:59:04 Negative minute. Missed. Interrupt. Missed.
03:59:07 Or what's what's the argument that he said?
03:59:11 What?
03:59:12 Reductio. There's no interruptus.
03:59:14 Reductio. That's what I wanted to say.
03:59:18 Yeah.
03:59:22 Well, man,
03:59:23 there's too much to say.
03:59:27 Well, there's plenty to say.
03:59:28 Just not any more tonight.
03:59:30 Oh, I see, I see you now, Brady.
03:59:34 Yeah.
03:59:35 I'm just I'm worried my I don't want my camera too
03:59:38 wide and I can't zoom in and out.
03:59:41 That's all right, man.
03:59:42 So start touching myself when I ain't, man.
03:59:45 When it when I think,
03:59:47 when I think about you, I start touching myself.
03:59:50 I can't help it. No.
03:59:59 All right.
03:59:59 This is next week's topic.
04:00:01 No matter what shows.
04:00:03 Take care of yourself.
04:00:05 Good evening.
04:00:06 Look at that. That is amazing.
04:00:09 You had just said that you were talking about that.
04:00:12 Yeah,
04:00:14 you were talking about the protests.
04:00:16 Oh, yes.
04:00:17 So that's. A.
04:00:19 Next.
04:00:19 See, we just wanted to
04:00:21 it's a message from well, you know, he doesn't believe in the gods.
04:00:23 So that's a message from his.
04:00:26 It's a message from the gods, man.
04:00:28 That's a message from the digital band.
04:00:30 The binary digital zeros and ones lined up
04:00:33 just right to make that work out.
04:00:38 That'll work man.
04:00:40 As rush would say, you need to reverse
04:00:43 your polarity, man.
04:00:46 You need to rush your polarity there.
04:00:49 I'm gonna play I'm going to play you out.
04:00:52 That's why that was the name of my band Reverse Polarity.
04:00:56 What's it called.
04:00:58 And you played guitar guitar bass guitar.
04:01:03 And is there any recordings or record of it at all?
04:01:07 Some on,
04:01:11 cassette
04:01:11 tape, you know, that we did in the garage and shit.
04:01:14 Yeah, let's do that.
04:01:15 I transferred all my cassettes to digital.
04:01:18 Any practice that we had.
04:01:20 I have a love on that that.
04:01:21 I'll have.
04:01:22 It's it and it it's absolutely horrible our stuff,
04:01:25 you know, because I mean, I was like I was 14, you know, I mean, it was bad.
04:01:28 It's really bad. Horrible sound recording.
04:01:30 But every once in a while, I love listening to it
04:01:31 because it makes me feel like a kid again.
04:01:32 So you should you should.
04:01:36 You should, do, like, 2:00.
04:01:38 It's. I can't even think anywhere.
04:01:40 You should not record that.
04:01:42 What's the word I'm looking for?
04:01:43 You should transfer that to digital
04:01:44 so that it's, you know, so that it lives on longer
04:01:46 because that cassettes eventually going to just dissolve.
04:01:50 Yeah.
04:01:54 And nobody else will care about it.
04:01:55 But you most likely.
04:01:56 I mean, I don't know how good or bad it is, but, you know,
04:01:58 if it's the same quality as my shit was, nobody cared about it.
04:02:00 It's horrible.
04:02:03 But it was nice to transfer it.
04:02:06 Yeah, I'd have to do that, man. So,
04:02:10 I don't know how to do it.
04:02:11 I'll ask Bob and see what he has to say about it, you know?
04:02:14 Yeah, I got to set up here.
04:02:17 I can do it.
04:02:21 But, Yeah.
04:02:23 You got any closing message?
04:02:24 I'm going to play,
04:02:26 Okay.
04:02:29 Well, people,
04:02:31 this is the end of the show for the night.
04:02:34 As you can see, we try to keep your interest
04:02:37 and keep your head together at the same time.
04:02:42 So, all due
04:02:44 respect, what I have to say is have a good night.
04:02:48 Have a good weekend.
04:02:51 Coming up.
04:02:52 Hopefully the weather be good, and it's time for you to reverse your polarity.
04:02:58 You have to come over to the plus side instead of the negative.
04:03:03 Let's get that together.
04:03:04 And then we will live on this world a whole lot better than what we are living
04:03:09 now. Can I get an amen?
04:03:13 I. Amen.
04:03:21 To put on.
04:03:25 You word.
04:03:36 This the Brady and Roger Brady and or Gary.
04:03:40 As above and so below this copy.
04:03:43 So blows.
04:03:44 Lady and for sure, we're doing it our way.
04:03:48 We're gonna make it make our dreams come true.
04:03:51 Brady.
04:03:52 And your show, it's Brady and draw.
04:03:55 It's their show now, Brady. Draw.
04:04:08 Whoops.
04:04:08 There's dead air. All that.
04:04:10 What did I forget?
04:04:13 Oh, yeah.
04:04:13 I was going to play this
04:04:15 as above.
04:04:16 So below.
04:04:18 There we go.
04:04:36 This.