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Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo.
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Doo doo
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doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo.
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Live intro.
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Live.
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Time is now 1001.
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Could you strip your life down to just what it is that you need?
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Hi, I'm Gary.
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Welcome to fly Dragons live.
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Parsimony.
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This is
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the principle of parsimonious.
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Occam's razor.
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Welcome back. Ockham.
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William of Ockham.
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Probably the single,
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simplest.
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Scientific. Principle
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that has led to many great things.
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But instead of praising it,
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I'm going to tear it down.
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Now, Ockham's razor is the principle that
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if you have two competing theories to explain
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an event, something observed
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and you don't know what causes it, and you have two competing theories
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and they both have the same exploitative power,
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you should prefer
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the more simple of the two explanations.
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But what if
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that's not the right answer?
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I posit
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in many cases it is not.
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Parsimony,
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is viewed
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negatively and, not in a bad light.
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People who are parsimonious are cheap.
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Or I could argue, frugal.
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They seek value.
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I'll tell you what.
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I've gotten some value out of this podcast.
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Now, the trick I use is I get high production value
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out of my, production staff at zero pay.
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You think that be profitable?
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But we've been working well over budget this entire time.
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So we need to.
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We need to work on that.
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Get our costs down.
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My backdrop is complicated.
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I could probably strip it down to just, you know, one,
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one backdrop, but that would actually involve adding something
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that would be parsimonious.
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I don't pay full retail for anything.
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I've been called Jewish for that reason.
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No yarmulke.
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This is my real hair.
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I buy
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I buy a lot of stuff from the clearance racks, I catch sales.
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I am very frugal.
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Parsimonious.
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And, a lot of people would say that this is just, niggardly to,
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Also, I've been toying with
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a lot of existential questions,
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and this is no exception from that either.
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I wanted to do a whole new thing, you know. Hi.
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It's your little gare bear.
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Doing something different.
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No, I am not. Now.
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I have been.
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I'm still going to refute
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any claim that involves
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ridiculous nonsense, unnecessary things.
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Laplace famously said.
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Then the Polian, when he mapped out his concept of how the solar system works,
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and Napoleon asked him, Where is God in this?
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And Laplace simply said, that is not something I needed.
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Of course he was in French, so that's not exactly what he said.
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But, that's the basic principle that it was unnecessary.
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So trimming the fat.
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That's what we're doing today.
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In biology.
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Well, let's go biology for a minute.
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Last week, I think I mentioned starting,
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this this week, we'll go stooping.
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The fastest animal on planet Earth is the peregrine falcon.
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When it dives in a hundred, but it dives for prey.
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It reaches speeds over 100mph.
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I think it was measured around 212, but they're estimated at about 240
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miles an hour, which is 50 miles an hour faster than terminal velocity.
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So it's getting so aerodynamics involved in that.
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So fastest animal on Earth.
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The principle of parsimony in biology
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means that, when they assemble a, a tree
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of, the branches
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for, for example.
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Human beings are genetically closer
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genetically to chimpanzees than lions are to tigers.
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That just means we have more,
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common traits.
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And our genetics, the code is, has one bit.
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I don't know.
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High 80s.
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Low 90s, something like that.
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It's it's like staggeringly high.
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And tigers and lions, I think it's like 76%.
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You can quote me on these numbers, I don't care. I'm.
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I'm just making them up anyway.
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Now, when a trait arises,
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it is easier to put.
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A an animal, phylum.
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The phylogeny on that same branch as
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the change after the change.
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So that this change doesn't have to arise twice in your model.
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Now, it might have arisen twice.
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Like I said earlier, Occam's razor is not perfect.
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Also.
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There is an argument that can be made,
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That,
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parsimony,
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is self-contradictory.
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Occam's razor. Now,
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the religion, the religious, tradition
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I was brought up in has a deceiver in the Bible.
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And if the deceiver is
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letting us believe that
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the world around us is exactly as we perceive it,
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then in the real world, you should
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apply Occam's razor.
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So, if the world is not as you see it, taking the world
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out of the equation, gosh, that does make it simpler now, doesn't it?
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So by applying Occam's Razor, you're taking the real world out of it,
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which means you're no longer in the real world,
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which means you no longer have to use Occam's razor.
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That is
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the parsimonious paradox.
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Now, I'm just going to bring my boys entrance.
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They, don't receive any pay for this.
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This is my, parsimonious podcast.
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We we,
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showcase our our strengths.
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Oh, Germany is talking gibberish for about eight minutes
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and pissing off some people
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and my producers, they are good at, making me look.
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Well, I'm here to make myself look stupid, and they allow me to present myself
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in that light.
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So whichever light I choose.
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Simone.
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Parsimony.
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So, but I get them on the cheap.
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Roll the clip.
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Brady.
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Big pile up. Got
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and like, someone stuff nice, I think.
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I think they're living here. What?
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You know what?
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That's cheap.
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This is squatters live cheap.
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It could be raccoon shit.
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I guess it looks human.
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I have a question.
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I don't what?
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Where in the draw is drawing?
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Draw? Yago.
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Fufu.
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Who was that? But.
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Oh, he people.
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You know.
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Where in the. World is draw.
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Who was very
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mad? Who I.
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Well, she sneaks around the world from there.
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Yeah. To Carolina.
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Somebody give finger thumbs up from them and I'm like,
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please take me for ride on the number six.
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China. Dammit.
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Where in the world is drew?
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Yo, Jiro.
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I think I get more wasted
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every time I do that.
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Manga cut off of you.
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Draw.
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Mine, didn't I got the Jordan draw during Jordan.
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That's my favorite part.
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Mine too, because it's totally embarrassing.
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So that's the skyline from where you're at.
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That's a nice city.
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That's so easy.
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It's another Ohio.
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It's Columbus, Ohio.
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It's in the Midwest.
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Can you pan back again?
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I think I.
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Did you recognize the.
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Landmark?
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That one.
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That is.
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Actually, I recognize the one on the left.
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We watched them build that really?
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What stood right stood right in the middle of the field
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when it was dirt and the walls were growing up.
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How long ago was this?
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No idea.
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So, you know, where are you?
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I do, do you?
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How old are you?
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Yeah, I know how to do the show, though.
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I'm not just going to say it right away because it's over.
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Right on it. Just tell me.
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But tell me. What it is.
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I do.
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No, no, I want to guess.
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So wait, wait, wait, I'll tell you.
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Point down. I'll tell you where you're staying.
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You guys aren't in her. Have.
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Yeah. No, what I'm saying.
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I'm just saying you're giving it.
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Why? I know, I'm totally giving up.
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Yeah, but I'm putting in the.
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What are you going to do?
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No one's watching anyway.
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This is going to swamp me.
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Let's. Or we'll make the news.
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I saw five people watching when I was watching.
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Come on.
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Good.
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So you're not and you're not that in a rap. So,
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Rappers that would be from this area.
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Machine Gun Kelly,
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Bone Thugs and Harmony.
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Philadelphia kid told. Me,
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I think I hate. Baltimore.
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Maryland segment myself, but I think you already said it here.
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You said it first and foremost. He did what? He didn't.
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We got to be specific when it that comes to. No.
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Okay.
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It is a lump because Cleveland, Ohio.
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Cleveland.
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Is the city where.
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We come from, so see you there.
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So let's rock 300 then. Right?
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I'll go through there and see if it's free.
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Let me see in the blue.
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Well, never ask asking.
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So just be a free man from the jump.
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Don't tell me where in the. World
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Dr. Drew.
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Yo, Jericho.
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Oh, it was worse than ever.
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I'm still in parks.
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I like the poop.
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Don't let that go to waste.
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It's like a crate.
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It's like their. Collection.
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Just in case they need to smoke one of those.
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But, No way. Dude.
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That's soaked. Oh, my God, some shit.
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For urine.
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This is human. That's human.
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Wait, no. That's. Scat.
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What were they looks like? Yeah, looks like raccoon or something.
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We go back.
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What were the tubes like? Pens or some. Shit.
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Behind the bag.
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Okay, so the animal got into the garbage.
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Brought it upstairs,
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brought it all the way up smoking a cigaret.
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You got it?
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Drew a little picture?
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Yes, the animal drew the picture.
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Yeah, well, do you have a more simple explanation?
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Yeah.
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It's clean. Oh,
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Has anybody ever watched the Cleveland Show?
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It was right.
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Didn't have a bear
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as a character.
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Yeah, and even a bear.
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That's part of the entire.
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I don't even know bear.
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Within a weird kind of froggy voice.
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So, tell you're in a stairwell?
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Paris money. We're talking about the euro.
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Yeah, they,
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I don't mind the euro.
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I mean, if I was in Europe, I would probably use the euro right?
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Yeah, probably.
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How that works.
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I would use the ruble.
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Okay.
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But not a lot of it.
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I mean, you got to be parsimonious.
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With the Paris. Money.
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Yeah. Oh, absolutely.
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It spends like, monopoly money.
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I'll tell you.
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So it's it's the wrong color.
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It's kind of weird. Tell us,
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I, I have,
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that was it.
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That was the wrong color.
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It looks like monopoly money.
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Oh. That's it. Rant over.
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That was it.
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Yeah, that was my rant about euros.
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No, I was still using French francs when,
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when I was in France,
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they hadn't.
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The European Union didn't exist there.
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A 1991.
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I thought they were called.
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The, the American.
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Thought they were frogs.
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French frogs. Frank.
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So I'm going to highlight. Yeah.
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I been hear frogs where I am right now.
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I can hear a cheap, shitty little fountain.
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Thanks. So she's not that shitty, but.
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Nicole G's watching.
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It's like she just said hi.
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Oh, hi. Nicole.
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She just got out of work.
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She was running presses,
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the very end of dawn flight.
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I think. She's pressing. What? Laundry?
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Of course.
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The woman's. They're using an iron, I think.
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No, she's she's a better press operator than I could ever be.
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Yeah.
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Can you hear?
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Oh, yeah. Well, yeah.
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People throw around the phrase dangerously underqualified, but no, I,
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I make it a living.
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So I gotta be more up on the comments.
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Joe said,
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I just turned up my mic.
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Thanks. Foreign.
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No, just never seen the.
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Chat like that before because I knew.
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Yeah, no.
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George said.
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Deep pockets, alligator arms.
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I'm not sure what that means.
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Oh. Didn't, elaborate.
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Someone,
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Didn't someone from two Live Crew died,
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like Brother Marquis
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probably.
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That's good. That. He.
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Only garrison was coming in,
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but that's good because he's the only one that should be talking in the beginning.
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We try to keep looking.
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The breaking news. This just be Brady.
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I'll bet you my sound is half way on the,
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on the,
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You sound good to me, Brady, but,
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this just in, some rapper I've never heard of died.
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Brother. Marquis.
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That's most of them.
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That's actually most of. Them, right?
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Or if not all,
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I did put a mashup request in and it got fulfilled.
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And it is Lil Dicky, an actual Jewish rapper,
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because I thought, a Jewish rap would be would make a lot of sense for this.
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Oh, wait, is that where you parked the draw mobile?
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Yeah, there are some of fell on me.
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Oh, I see the draw mobile.
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It's right there.
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No, you don't need to see my drawing.
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We don't need to highlight it.
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Okay.
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I like your Star Wars characters.
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Yeah. Oh, I got kicked out.
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I'm back. I think.
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How do you get kicked out?
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You're like the. Whole.
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Yeah, right. Exactly.
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Like, how are we still here?
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I don't know,
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I like it when George spins around like that.
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Yeah.
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See, my, like my, like, my Mike volume is set to 100, but it goes up to 200.
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So when I put up to 200 though, it's always I was like this and everything.
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So yeah. You with the StreamYard shit.
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I'm not liking it.
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I have everything turned off, so it shouldn't be.
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So, parsimony.
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What is it? You.
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You reference something in your
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intro.
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That had to do with.
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Everybody's complaining about the audio draw.
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Can you.
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Can anybody hear draw?
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I know, I turn mine. Up, I get your draw.
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Can people chant here draw.
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Hey, Joe.
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Joe get gas.
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Cleveland, I missed that.
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I should have caught that.
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Oh. Wow.
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He knew where draw was.
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Nicole said nine, 11 and 13.
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Nine, 11 and 13.
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Oh yes. Yes.
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Yeah. That is yeah, that's down north like.
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No, 3233.
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How much is it?
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Yeah.
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I don't even know how to work those prices. Honestly.
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She's, she's that much better than I am.
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I'll tell you what.
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I had a couple of filthy hippies living in my backyard over the weekend.
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I learned some things, like you said, on the road.
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Now, first of all, if you get a hippie
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there, like, it's like an infestation, like, more show up.
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But, the one thing I learned was they call a Sharpie
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when you're living on the road.
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Credit card. Here's why.
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You can always find a piece of cardboard.
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But as long as you have a Sharpie, you can say, you know, anything helps.
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God bless. And hold it up.
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And holding up a sign, like, because the hippies I had here,
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the chick, she could,
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play a guitar and sing, and she had a little tambourine
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she put on her foot, and, they were always walking around
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barefoot and filthy, and it was gross, but,
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And so I told them I would take them out, and, I have some shoes.
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And I said, no, thanks.
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I was like, wait, I'm buying here.
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I mean, like, I'm take you can get you some shoes,
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but they, they turn me down flat.
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But, so the Sharpie is their version of a credit card.
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All you have to do is swipe it and you get money.
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But but, he sells crystals.
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I bought some crystals,
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like some magical healing crystals or whatever they are supposed to be.
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And they're like, what?
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You believe in magical healing crystals? Come on.
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I don't believe in magical healing crystals.
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The Ockham's Razor
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with the word.
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That's what we're talking about here today.
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Remove the nonsense.
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Yes. Oh, Brady.
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Okay, but you can't remove it to the point of nothing.
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And think that the absence is always the greatest option, because I.
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Did point out of the flaws that I've found
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with Ockham's razor as well.
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Why do you keep saying as well, who's this as.
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Well as what?
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Furthermore.
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Speaking of hippies, roll the clip.
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Well, the clip.
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Hello, ma'am.
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I'm working to clean up the neighborhood from parasites.
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Do you mind if I take a quick look around your house?
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I'm afraid you may have hippies.
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Hahahahahahahaha.
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Yeah. They've been popping up all. Over the neighborhood.
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They were your hippies invited, or did they just show.
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Up in a basement? They usually live in colonies.
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They usually just show up.
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I don't like the sound of that. Can I take a look in your attic?
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Did you know the names of your hippies?
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Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
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This dude I lived when he was clean cut and worked a regular job, and then he sold
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his house, bought a van, started living on the road about four years ago.
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Giggling stoners.
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You might notice that Covid.
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If you see one hippie.
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His business went belly up and he just went out as Hippie Quest.
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See that? You've got a drum circle in your backyard.
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And now. Circle.
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Every, I don't know, every year he disappears for eight months.
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Anything avoids all the snow.
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He had. A little drum circle.
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And it looks like Jesus.
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And I also offered him a haircut. You know.
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You got yourself a county.
00:22:53
Oh, dear.
00:22:54
Oh, oh. Snowbird finds another nest.
00:22:57
He just.
00:22:58
He purchased a house in my backyard.
00:23:00
Oh. Where is home?
00:23:01
People that live in Michigan in the summer and not Michigan.
00:23:04
They're called snowbirds.
00:23:06
They?
00:23:07
Yeah, my parents are snowbirds.
00:23:08
This guy is a filthy hippie. I gotcha.
00:23:12
Did you.
00:23:14
Shout out to Nate watching this in his van?
00:23:19
Just outside.
00:23:20
So it's. I got a problem, though.
00:23:22
I have no problem with a hippie.
00:23:23
I do have a problem with dirty hippies.
00:23:25
Oh, they were filthy.
00:23:27
I made him take a shower or I was going to
00:23:30
throw out a tarp and hold him down.
00:23:33
Made him or let him.
00:23:37
I insisted.
00:23:40
Don't cut the red cord.
00:23:45
Oh, did you cut the red cord?
00:23:49
Well,
00:23:52
what in the hell?
00:23:53
Whoa, whoa.
00:23:56
There's no regular studio.
00:23:58
Oh, if you guys let us in this place.
00:24:00
Oh, I'm over it.
00:24:02
Yeah. Oh.
00:24:04
That's cool. I turned you off the phone.
00:24:07
I'm, I'm in a. Job.
00:24:10
I'm gross.
00:24:12
Oh, I that's why you're coming in?
00:24:14
No, that's Joe Biden's garage. Yeah.
00:24:19
Biden's gross, but.
00:24:20
Now, who's the one convicted of 34 felonies?
00:24:33
This just in Berkeley news.
00:24:36
Former President Donald Trump is become the first former
00:24:39
president convicted of 34 felonies.
00:24:44
And I'm still voting for him.
00:24:46
My comment is it's kind of a sad day for the country because I feel that
00:24:50
then this is going to set a precedent for the president.
00:24:54
See what I did there.
00:24:55
That it's just.
00:24:56
Going to be every president's. Been a criminal.
00:24:59
Oh sure. They have to be.
00:25:00
They drone people for a living sometimes.
00:25:02
I mean, not exclusively.
00:25:03
I'm not going to debate
00:25:04
which president was better or worse or worse there than worse or the worse.
00:25:07
This.
00:25:08
But I will debate that this is going to set a bad precedent for the president.
00:25:12
I'm gonna get back to my plan. I like that.
00:25:14
That the next administration is going to do the same thing.
00:25:17
So yeah.
00:25:18
I mean, it's just going to become the norm for political persecution.
00:25:20
And I'm not saying that he did or didn't do anything wrong.
00:25:23
He was convicted. So clearly our justice system
00:25:27
100% safe and effective.
00:25:28
I'm sorry.
00:25:29
Wrong things.
00:25:29
Well, I mean, back in back in 20.
00:25:32
Our justice is 100%.
00:25:35
Was it back in 2017, 2018?
00:25:37
They actually did investigated and deemed nothing to be wrong.
00:25:41
And then after the statute of limitations ran out, they then decided
00:25:44
to prosecute it during an election cycle.
00:25:48
It's Yeah.
00:25:49
Yeah.
00:25:50
By by a judge who is a little fishy.
00:25:52
Biden, supporter.
00:25:54
Had donated to Joe Biden's campaign.
00:25:58
It's like somebody that gets diddled when they're, you know, 13
00:26:02
and then decides to come out when they're 48 years old, two months
00:26:05
before an election. Yeah.
00:26:07
It was all they're saying that they weren't did a lot.
00:26:09
It just seems like weird timing.
00:26:12
Shut the fuck up, kid.
00:26:14
Wow, wow.
00:26:17
Okay, other breaking news.
00:26:19
I got the corn in the ground, so I'm a farmer.
00:26:28
Who's this?
00:26:29
Just in.
00:26:31
The garden is planted,
00:26:34
but I am a farmer.
00:26:36
Officially.
00:26:37
Face planted.
00:26:40
Yeah.
00:26:41
Face planted.
00:26:42
I did three rows of corn, 150 plants.
00:26:46
We're going to have sweet corn, not field corn.
00:26:49
Sweet corn.
00:26:51
It's important them to. Point that out.
00:26:53
Multicolored one.
00:26:54
The deer eat.
00:26:57
No. Yeah,
00:27:00
it is, but, this one's multicolored, too.
00:27:03
But it's sweet corn that people eat.
00:27:05
Field corn is for,
00:27:08
animal feed.
00:27:09
Field is it's wheat field. And words.
00:27:12
And there's house corn for the right.
00:27:15
Yes, yes it. Is that other.
00:27:18
Okay. Yeah.
00:27:19
House corn and field corn. Yes.
00:27:21
Yeah. That's what they call that.
00:27:24
Harder corn.
00:27:29
I would emphasize.
00:27:31
It's the guy.
00:27:35
Rolling clip.
00:27:35
Brady.
00:27:37
Oh, wait, you did, didn't you?
00:27:39
Okay, just give me a clip of his penis.
00:27:42
I got to go whack right now.
00:27:45
But agriculture that that's what else is my point.
00:27:48
Like, why would I be involved in that?
00:27:53
Right? I don't know why you would.
00:27:55
You know, why would I be involved in that?
00:27:59
And, gentlemen, let's broaden our minds.
00:28:02
Lawrence. We're banned.
00:28:05
Oh, no. We got kicked.
00:28:06
Yeah. We're political. Too early. Permanently.
00:28:09
Say was up blast. Soon as the Bill gates.
00:28:12
What's up buddy?
00:28:15
Oh yeah.
00:28:16
Bill gates. He's a little sensitive, isn't he?
00:28:18
And he's always watching y'all.
00:28:20
Yeah, yeah.
00:28:22
Rondo has electrolytes.
00:28:27
Oh, coworker was worth freaking rocks.
00:28:30
And, I gave him hell.
00:28:32
Is trolling you.
00:28:34
And, Yeah.
00:28:36
Was he wearing Crocs at work during a shit?
00:28:39
No, no, no, but after work, he said they're comfortable.
00:28:44
How comfortable are you with me scorning you every second you're wearing those?
00:28:49
Is. Are you super comfortable with me saying terrible things
00:28:53
about your footwear, but belittling you in front of our coworker?
00:28:57
Crocs?
00:28:59
How comfortable are you right now
00:29:01
with me ridiculing your footwear?
00:29:05
But then, the kid and I went out
00:29:07
and we recorded, and we failed to mention that
00:29:11
he was there for that.
00:29:12
I went out with the kid. Yeah, yeah.
00:29:15
Oh, Garnett. Draw!
00:29:16
You're the worst. You're the absolute worst.
00:29:18
I knew with what everybody with this is the Gary.
00:29:22
This is the Gary.
00:29:23
The Gary.
00:29:24
We were, trying to come up with a topic for this week's, show.
00:29:29
This is, the 54th show.
00:29:31
So if it's, so deck of cards.
00:29:33
It's the second joker.
00:29:36
Second joker.
00:29:37
Would you, that's the way you know how things are.
00:29:40
True.
00:29:41
But, it's the same exact show as I've done
00:29:44
for the previous 53, so we're trying to steer clear of that.
00:29:47
So I was thinking reductio.
00:29:52
Whoa.
00:29:55
Throwing rainbow kittens.
00:29:57
But two word topic.
00:29:59
Do you have a topic? Oh,
00:30:01
you mentioned the idea.
00:30:02
So this to me, like last week or something.
00:30:04
Yeah, I really I mean, we've got the title.
00:30:06
Page you mentioned instead of the kid. Thing.
00:30:09
Yeah.
00:30:09
I didn't know what the toaster fetish kind of, I don't know.
00:30:12
I did better, so I was like a mount Rushmore of professional wrestlers.
00:30:18
Okay.
00:30:20
Well, I think
00:30:22
John Cena, I think is, is a big one.
00:30:25
So I think you have to go on.
00:30:26
Yeah, this is tricky.
00:30:28
I like them in the Suicide Squad.
00:30:30
The one thing for Mount Rushmore is they are not ranked one through four.
00:30:35
It is just.
00:30:35
Oh, they're not for
00:30:38
for the last like 20 years. I can't argue,
00:30:41
I think
00:30:42
Stone Cold Steve Austin Austin 316 that's like the.
00:30:45
That's obvious. Yeah. Yes.
00:30:48
And then
00:30:50
and it's biblical.
00:30:51
Yeah. And it's biblical.
00:30:53
I think Ric Flair is up there.
00:30:55
Woo woo.
00:30:59
And then I feel like the Rock, he's got to be number four.
00:31:02
But I like Randy Orton way more.
00:31:04
And I think Randy's, way cooler.
00:31:06
The camp with Randy Orton above the Rock.
00:31:09
I think he's cool.
00:31:11
Van Hammer.
00:31:12
No, no.
00:31:13
Rob Van dam, mankind. Oh, yeah.
00:31:16
We're. I'm kind.
00:31:17
Give me van. Van Bigelow.
00:31:20
Well, What if instead of mankind, it was cactus Jack.
00:31:23
Or, justice, Mick Foley.
00:31:27
Is. Yeah.
00:31:28
Oh, you know what? Maybe Undertaker.
00:31:31
Taker?
00:31:31
I mean, taker Hogan, he was the.
00:31:34
Undertaker should be number one.
00:31:36
This is just.
00:31:37
Why wrestling fan.
00:31:39
Just because the concept is. What are you basing this off of?
00:31:42
You could almost take him out and put another person in and keep going.
00:31:45
Just with the zeal. I'm put delirious in mind.
00:31:48
No one's even heard of delirious, did you?
00:31:50
That he was great because he would.
00:31:53
When he got to the mic, he would just talk gibberish.
00:31:55
And then when you heard him in the ring, he'd be like, Russell, Russell, Russell.
00:31:59
So silly.
00:32:03
He sounded like the Hamburglar or Grimace.
00:32:05
That's killing me.
00:32:06
And it's funny we didn't mention triple H.
00:32:08
Or did you get Randy Orton?
00:32:10
Yeah, yeah, I got I got my Randy.
00:32:12
I obviously I wasn't paying attention.
00:32:15
And you got a Randy Orton sculpture that explains everything.
00:32:19
I don't know who Randy Orton.
00:32:20
Yeah, that's why I chose,
00:32:23
you know Mount Rushmore of pro wrestlers
00:32:26
because he's obviously a fan.
00:32:30
Plus, we talked wrestling on the show.
00:32:33
Are there any kids involved?
00:32:36
How old is a kid?
00:32:41
I'm going to go ahead and not tell you. 22.
00:32:46
No. He turns 22 this year.
00:32:49
If I could guess, it'd be a 5050.
00:32:51
Chance of 21 or 22.
00:32:55
Right? Is. Yes.
00:32:56
Yes, it is a 5050. It's a coin toss.
00:33:00
Yes, yes.
00:33:01
Yes yes yes yes.
00:33:05
Yeah. Yes. Yeah
00:33:08
yeah.
00:33:11
Okay.
00:33:11
Young card looks.
00:33:13
Yes. And like a card.
00:33:17
That's young for card.
00:33:20
Yes. He has the same hair, hairline.
00:33:25
He's less shiny.
00:33:26
Look how shiny.
00:33:29
Shiny
00:33:31
I don't know.
00:33:31
I think any child Chinese chicken.
00:33:38
Yeah.
00:33:39
More on parsimony.
00:33:41
Dear flag. Oh.
00:33:46
Here's an ask fladge.
00:34:00
Yeah.
00:34:00
That's me. Hold on. Well.
00:34:04
All right.
00:34:10
Dear flag.
00:34:14
Immediately after the announcements,
00:34:16
our parents told us they could only give me the bride.
00:34:20
So you just assume we know what the fuck they're talking about, right.
00:34:23
I got this, no. It's not.
00:34:26
Yeah, our parents told us they can only give me the bride
00:34:29
$7,000, and my brother would get half of that amount.
00:34:32
Can she marry your brother?
00:34:37
That's.
00:34:37
That sounds right. Yes.
00:34:39
My brother. Okay.
00:34:40
Clearly in the cost of weddings these days, this would hardly cover 25%
00:34:44
of the expenses.
00:34:45
But there was nothing we could do, so we went along with it.
00:34:48
Our parents explained that they were in a tight financial situation
00:34:51
at the moment, and this was all they were willing to put for our weddings.
00:34:56
Exactly one month later, our parents purchased another home.
00:35:00
Our family home is already large, but they consider
00:35:03
the second house, quote investment property.
00:35:07
Both my brother and I are extremely hurt by this.
00:35:10
After being told that our parents were in a financial bind,
00:35:13
they were somehow able to scrape up the money for a new house.
00:35:16
Neither of us is planning a very large wedding,
00:35:19
only 150 guests or so, but some of the money
00:35:22
would have to cover our parents, guests, as well as ours, right?
00:35:27
Our parents don't seem to understand this and are standing their ground.
00:35:33
They,
00:35:33
saying they have supported us all our lives,
00:35:35
but they are not responsible for paying for our weddings.
00:35:39
They have also asked that since we both work,
00:35:42
my brother and I start paying them rent until our wedding date.
00:35:45
They fucking live there too.
00:35:47
We we feel we should be saving our money.
00:35:50
At this time, but once again, our parents don't see it that way.
00:35:54
I am a 4.0 college graduate who
00:35:58
I have worked and gone to school at the same time, who
00:36:02
and I've always tried to be the model daughter
00:36:05
flag our my brother in a wrong to think that my parents are being selfish
00:36:10
sound singing the wedding bells blues.
00:36:14
Yes, $7,500 is a lot of money.
00:36:21
You selfish spoiled rotten brat.
00:36:27
I didn't get that much.
00:36:30
Are you jealous?
00:36:34
No. No, seriously,
00:36:40
if money's that important to you, go marry that.
00:36:43
Go marry your money.
00:36:45
That's stupid money. Stupid.
00:36:47
How much money did you make off this show?
00:36:49
Brady?
00:36:52
Man. Take orders, by the way.
00:36:55
By the way, I don't take no.
00:36:56
Ladies in women movies.
00:36:59
We've made nothing.
00:37:03
All he gets is the satisfaction of.
00:37:06
Of people love to hate me.
00:37:08
And, Yeah.
00:37:09
Joe, date the bruiser.
00:37:11
You're right.
00:37:13
Funny name.
00:37:14
Wait, what?
00:37:16
Dick the bruiser.
00:37:18
Oh, I think the bruiser.
00:37:19
Lotion on my dick right now.
00:37:21
I'm just stroking my shit.
00:37:22
I'm horny as fuck, man.
00:37:23
I'm a freak, man.
00:37:25
I'm over here high as giraffe pussy.
00:37:27
And I just took 30 blue chews thinking they were Delta eight gummies.
00:37:30
I'm so fucking bricked up in a wreck so tall.
00:37:32
You could call me a fucking pyramid.
00:37:34
Call me Hank Schrader.
00:37:35
Coz I'm on the verge of a major drug bust. I'm
00:37:42
You think Dick, the one euphemism for masturbating
00:37:46
feet?
00:37:47
Goddamn it, I love it.
00:37:48
I believe so.
00:37:51
Oh, man,
00:37:53
that's a that's a bad fetish.
00:37:55
I guess I have a foot fetish.
00:37:56
Fetish means that you're obsessed.
00:38:00
Like, either good or bad.
00:38:02
Like I'm on the gross outside of feet, but there's various foot
00:38:07
fetishes where people are into it.
00:38:08
I'm like, way not into it.
00:38:10
So that's still a fetish, right?
00:38:14
Right.
00:38:14
Do you get off on, Is this a certain
00:38:19
I get off?
00:38:19
I'm not looking at feet. Yeah.
00:38:22
That's. So that's not not getting off.
00:38:24
Like I missed the point right now.
00:38:25
I missed the whole point.
00:38:28
Okay. You're getting off.
00:38:29
No, I'm not in the field.
00:38:30
You're in. I.
00:38:33
Yeah, I just just a little.
00:38:36
You have a nasty. You know that.
00:38:39
Oh yeah.
00:38:40
I didn't know that.
00:38:42
Does anybody have something to do.
00:38:46
Does anybody have something to smoke?
00:38:50
Do you do you know where.
00:38:51
You're going to that?
00:38:55
That was really productive segment, wasn't.
00:38:58
Oh yeah, it was.
00:38:59
It really was.
00:39:01
That was our fetish segment.
00:39:03
Like.
00:39:06
Oh, that was.
00:39:12
Dear laggy.
00:39:14
As you can imagine, taking Sylvia
00:39:16
to school each day became a Greek tragedy.
00:39:20
Oh fucking. I missed the beginning of this.
00:39:23
Isn't it? That new drug? Yeah.
00:39:25
You skip the beginning like you parsimonious man.
00:39:30
Just skip the beginning.
00:39:31
Just cut right to the chase they took.
00:39:33
So you school salvia?
00:39:36
I've done salvia. It's pretty fun.
00:39:38
Weird.
00:39:39
They feel like you're melting into the floor.
00:39:44
Yeah.
00:39:44
Sometimes did feel like you're melting into the drawer.
00:39:47
It's like Toontown from, you know, Roger rabbit.
00:39:50
Draw.
00:39:52
It was pretty crazy, but,
00:39:56
That was pretty much, I forgot. Oh.
00:39:59
Oh, no
00:40:01
no, no. 000.
00:40:07
That is a trigger.
00:40:07
Oh, by the way, that's huge.
00:40:10
Is it like.
00:40:11
No, no, no.
00:40:13
Not again. What's happening?
00:40:15
That's what Salvia feels.
00:40:16
Feels like.
00:40:19
Do you.
00:40:20
My wife are seven year old fucking I.
00:40:25
Whoa.
00:40:26
My seven year old.
00:40:26
Wife and year. Old fucking a.
00:40:29
Yeah. Why not suck.
00:40:31
What say you?
00:40:33
That's a fetish.
00:40:36
Which part of the age fuck
00:40:39
the middle part or like.
00:40:41
Oh, in the middle.
00:40:42
Right.
00:40:42
Lower lowercase a.
00:40:44
You're talking. No.
00:40:46
Oh, yeah.
00:40:48
There's two sharp pointy parts on a capital A.
00:40:55
Wait, no.
00:40:56
There we go. Somewhere.
00:40:57
Always should be, right?
00:40:58
No, no. Yes, yes.
00:41:01
Are there any magical.
00:41:03
At right now?
00:41:04
You're feeling a bit like Alice.
00:41:08
Tumbling down the rabbit hole.
00:41:09
Down the rabbit butthole,
00:41:12
down the right butthole.
00:41:17
Because.
00:41:22
They.
00:41:22
What?
00:41:23
What the hell's going on right now?
00:41:27
Right,
00:41:29
right.
00:41:30
Exactly.
00:41:31
You're right.
00:41:32
You are 100% right.
00:41:35
Hundred percent.
00:41:36
All right.
00:41:37
My wife and daughter are in the middle of an ass club.
00:41:41
Sylvia and I.
00:41:44
Deer for. Us.
00:41:47
What the fuck?
00:41:48
This guy telling his whole goddamn life story.
00:41:49
Hold on. How long is this thing?
00:41:52
My wife, our seven year old daughter, Sylvia, and I arrived in Los Angeles
00:41:56
in June 1965.
00:42:00
We were on about three at the time.
00:42:04
Sylvia had less than three months of first grade and didn't
00:42:07
speak a word of English.
00:42:08
We enrolled her in elementary school in Alabama, California,
00:42:14
El Al Alhambra, California.
00:42:18
Alhambra. You absolutely nailed it.
00:42:21
Alejandro.
00:42:23
Alhambra, okay, was a with the grammar.
00:42:28
Okay.
00:42:28
Sorry, I don't think you said that right.
00:42:32
The mirror.
00:42:33
Go back.
00:42:34
Up we go.
00:42:36
That's not proper grammar.
00:42:39
We enrolled her school in California,
00:42:42
where she placed in a class where she was placed in a class
00:42:46
taught by an older conservative teacher who had little patience.
00:42:50
Oh, no.
00:42:52
The teacher would yell at Sylvia.
00:42:54
So was a doctor for little people.
00:42:57
I'm not following.
00:42:58
Teacher would yell at Sylvia for not understanding English.
00:43:01
As you can imagine.
00:43:01
Talking to Sylvia, think of a school akin to Sylvia school.
00:43:05
Each day became a Greek tragedy.
00:43:07
There we go.
00:43:08
She would cry. There was a teaser.
00:43:10
Oh, Greek.
00:43:11
We got back to the Greeks. Finally
00:43:14
she would cry from time to time, from the time she got to the car.
00:43:18
And I can't read worth shit.
00:43:20
Jesus Christ, she would cry from the textbook, right?
00:43:25
This.
00:43:28
Whole 319.
00:43:29
The same song I'll bring up.
00:43:32
I don't agree with the grammar.
00:43:36
She would cry from the time
00:43:37
she got into her car and continued as she walked through the school gates.
00:43:41
She also cried at home.
00:43:42
Fortunately, our daughter was transferred to another class
00:43:44
that was taught by a younger teacher, Miss Luke.
00:43:47
Miss Luke didn't understand a word of Spanish.
00:43:50
She would wait at the gate for our arrival in the morning,
00:43:53
take Sylvia's hand and walk with her all the way to her classroom.
00:43:56
She spoke English to her and, lovingly, in a sweet, soft voice.
00:44:01
Nothing a she sounds hot.
00:44:04
She does kind of sound hot, but I would need to see pictures to make that.
00:44:08
How does somebody sound?
00:44:09
No, I just said to her here, Miss Luke.
00:44:12
Oh, can you show us?
00:44:13
How do you.
00:44:13
Like, how do you whisper something like, really sweet and soft.
00:44:17
Like a stupid snowman.
00:44:18
But listen.
00:44:20
Even in the summer, when.
00:44:24
Oh, she's asmr going to the kid.
00:44:25
That's inappropriate.
00:44:27
Yes, yes. I think that's hot.
00:44:30
Thanks.
00:44:32
Yeah. Wrong.
00:44:32
Yeah.
00:44:32
Do the rest of this segment in the Asmr.
00:44:36
Oh, that's going to be hard because.
00:44:37
I need to move down here
00:44:40
like, oh yeah.
00:44:44
Yeah.
00:44:44
She spoke English to her.
00:44:46
That's a long way.
00:44:48
Sweet, sweet voice. Yeah.
00:44:51
I think
00:44:52
our daughter was actually happy to be going to school.
00:44:57
But yeah, there are no friends in English.
00:45:03
No kidding.
00:45:04
And became herself.
00:45:07
If she reads this, I'm fine.
00:45:09
Okay, so.
00:45:11
What's she rate?
00:45:12
Freeze. Everything froze.
00:45:14
Shut down for both. Right?
00:45:16
Oh, perfect.
00:45:17
For her footsteps.
00:45:18
And become a teacher like her.
00:45:21
Although Sylvia had been offered higher administrative positions,
00:45:25
she's decided to remain in the classroom with her.
00:45:29
Quote.
00:45:29
Little one, but this is just a fucking story.
00:45:32
Hold on.
00:45:34
Jesus Christ, this is my fucking mom.
00:45:37
I know, I
00:45:39
know, but if we could just get through it,
00:45:42
I would feel like that was a success.
00:45:46
But it's like, I think we've we've muddled through this.
00:45:49
We we've gotten this far.
00:45:52
Come on, get us across the finish line.
00:45:54
Started doing I have to have resolution.
00:45:56
This was in 1965.
00:45:58
And there's Kafka running down my legs and it's runny and stinking
00:46:01
farty and shitty stinky farty, poopy shitty.
00:46:04
The story has been 1965,
00:46:08
I know.
00:46:08
Okay, the lady's probably dead by now.
00:46:12
Okay, well, maybe the maybe, I don't know, maybe Miss Murtha is,
00:46:16
maybe touching the child, which is why she enjoys going to school.
00:46:18
I don't know, just saying. Okay.
00:46:21
Just you touch children moments later.
00:46:23
Children inappropriately.
00:46:26
That was a great story.
00:46:28
I really appreciate that.
00:46:30
Story's done.
00:46:31
Here's the real deer flag.
00:46:33
Deer flag? Do you think this is okay?
00:46:36
I'm six.
00:46:41
I'm 60 and retired.
00:46:43
My adult children and grandchildren live in the same city as I do.
00:46:47
I want to move somewhere with your good.
00:46:49
Preferably a cabin, probably in another state.
00:46:52
I feel extremely guilty at the thought of leaving my family,
00:46:55
but at the same time,
00:46:56
I don't want to regret not finding my little patch of peace and quiet.
00:47:00
I spent 25 years in law enforcement and should and really prefer solitude.
00:47:05
I hope you can give me some advice. Signed.
00:47:08
Should I stay or should I go now?
00:47:11
Okay, now.
00:47:13
Yeah, that's what I did.
00:47:14
I cut and left, and now the only friends that visit me are filthy hippies.
00:47:21
You gave them a bath?
00:47:24
Yeah.
00:47:27
I've got running water and, filthy hippies.
00:47:30
Really, don't they?
00:47:31
They don't have running water.
00:47:34
How do they pee?
00:47:35
They do if they go by, if there's a river
00:47:39
and there's plenty of running water.
00:47:41
I'll explain the thing to Brady when we're not on air, but,
00:47:45
but other than that,
00:47:49
Yeah.
00:47:49
Hey, nothing.
00:47:50
You can't say no, but you're saying that when you and you.
00:47:54
Yeah, yeah.
00:47:54
You don't need running water to pee.
00:47:56
Don't need running water to pee.
00:47:58
When you pee. That water is running.
00:48:01
It is running. Water.
00:48:02
Oh. If you know, I'm gonna have to.
00:48:05
Words have two meanings.
00:48:08
If you have two hippies. The problem.
00:48:10
You have two competing.
00:48:12
No one has running water. One.
00:48:14
Oh, they play each other.
00:48:15
Correct? Not well. No.
00:48:16
Oh, that's a great idea.
00:48:18
Next to one another.
00:48:19
And it might, it might seem like I came to this podcast.
00:48:25
Hey, man, I learned that from a draw.
00:48:28
What was my point.
00:48:29
About the Indian people peeing?
00:48:32
And that was fast growing?
00:48:34
Thinking it.
00:48:37
Has gold
00:48:39
was very,
00:48:41
education. Yeah.
00:48:42
I'm bored already. Come on.
00:48:44
That was really cool.
00:48:44
The clip groggy.
00:48:47
Okay.
00:48:48
That was, rolled.
00:48:50
Yeah. The other,
00:48:52
We can't play that right now,
00:48:54
but you only played 15 seconds Rock.
00:48:57
Well, we haven't rolled the disclaimer yet.
00:49:00
So you act like you know what you're talking about.
00:49:04
Oh, I feel like I do.
00:49:08
You think so? We'll get demonetized. I feel. Like I feel. That.
00:49:11
YouTube's qualification.
00:49:12
Oh, okay. Yeah. Roll the clip.
00:49:14
Like 100 million followers on YouTube before you can even consider it.
00:49:17
And so it's not going to happen. So we don't really care.
00:49:19
We've got 134 million.
00:49:22
My dog has the hiccups.
00:49:24
Oh independent variable. Oh no no no.
00:49:27
You got to start it over.
00:49:30
Got to save that money I love this song.
00:49:33
It's great.
00:49:34
And the song the the smash.
00:49:35
But the good. The.
00:49:39
Don't ever control the
00:49:42
bridge over here.
00:49:43
And we're nowhere to run over
00:49:46
some river, remember? Oh.
00:49:53
What about.
00:50:01
That.
00:50:01
What you want me to tell you? What you would like?
00:50:04
I need a better.
00:50:08
Through the.
00:50:10
Never. You're gonna be good.
00:50:13
But don't worry, baby, the baby.
00:50:14
Only to blow it up.
00:50:16
What?
00:50:22
I gonna
00:50:24
hurt myself on the ground.
00:50:28
You got me every little.
00:50:33
Know. Boy,
00:50:39
I'm almost ready to put my hands in there.
00:50:42
Like at this point. Look, can go to the gym.
00:50:45
Gonna be under my bed,
00:50:48
but you got to fly up.
00:50:53
Oh. You.
00:51:10
Want me to take no harm when you take the coffee off the bike?
00:51:12
You know the mess. You.
00:51:13
Oh, it was just an accident that you knew there was a virus.
00:51:20
My favorite part of that song was.
00:51:21
Do I look like I have $4 in chorus?
00:51:23
Cause I don't.
00:51:31
That's a lot.
00:51:31
That's a lot.
00:51:33
That'd be, True story.
00:51:34
I gave my wife $4 and quarters yesterday.
00:51:37
She went to the car wash and spent $22.
00:51:42
22. You can't sneak up on somebody
00:51:44
with $22 with the quarters.
00:51:48
No, no, you cannot.
00:51:51
And that was with filthy hippies
00:51:53
living in my backyard planting corn seeds,
00:51:57
dirt, corn kernels, seeds with. It.
00:52:00
With your permission, Colonel.
00:52:01
They just were these illegal people that came up for me.
00:52:04
No, I did the.
00:52:05
I did the gardening. Actually.
00:52:07
My wife planted the seeds.
00:52:09
I was running the fence.
00:52:10
I got 100ft of chicken wire about four feet tall.
00:52:14
Then I was running around the garden and I ran out a fence post, and,
00:52:18
I decided that was a good time
00:52:19
to stop and eat, dinner and take a, like, a union break.
00:52:24
So I left the whole row. I just
00:52:28
dumped it on
00:52:29
the ground and moved out of the chicken wire.
00:52:32
And then my dogs noticed it.
00:52:34
This one here,
00:52:36
and, he noticed the roll sitting on the ground
00:52:40
out in the backyard and decided to run out and bark at it.
00:52:44
What the.
00:52:44
No, no, he stood like ten feet away from it, barking at the roll of chicken wire.
00:52:51
I mean, I've argued with inanimate objects before, but this
00:52:53
this dog was having a heated debate.
00:52:57
Dogs are incredibly smart, I'm told.
00:53:01
Yeah, well, especially this one.
00:53:03
I think this one.
00:53:06
For your 19 year.
00:53:07
Business. The genius.
00:53:10
Did you want to play the pass amendment?
00:53:12
So I know how to say it. Parsimony.
00:53:14
Yeah. Parsimony
00:53:17
parsimony.
00:53:19
Parsimony. My brother.
00:53:21
Yeah I mean anytime you simplify.
00:53:23
It makes money.
00:53:25
It makes parsimony.
00:53:26
Is that simple. Money.
00:53:29
Oh, I know it sounds like an ingredient.
00:53:32
Parsimony.
00:53:33
It sounds like a verb.
00:53:35
When you say parsimony.
00:53:37
Parsimony?
00:53:39
Yeah. It sounds like.
00:53:40
Did you add parsimony to the soup?
00:53:43
Sounds like a savory.
00:53:45
Parsimony.
00:53:47
Person. A little.
00:53:48
Bit too pretentious for me
00:53:52
of a flavor.
00:53:53
Money.
00:53:55
Awesome.
00:53:55
Many.
00:53:58
Parsley.
00:53:59
Well, if we were going to simplify this, this fudge cast, we would have
00:54:03
we would strip it down to just the three of us.
00:54:05
But I think we're about to add two more people because we got to find
00:54:10
parsimonious.
00:54:11
We've had some developments we debate and the subject matter.
00:54:15
Shut the fuck up, kid.
00:54:18
Can we get,
00:54:20
Bob and brother to call it?
00:54:23
Can we?
00:54:24
Yeah. Who'd you tell them? Do you have a Monday?
00:54:27
I don't. Know, I don't. Yeah, I don't, I don't see him in the green room.
00:54:29
I don't think they're on demand. Like. Yeah,
00:54:32
right.
00:54:33
Oh come on.
00:54:34
Otherwise you're going to have. Otherwise you maybe.
00:54:36
Did you talk to them prior to.
00:54:38
And did they agree to come.
00:54:40
No. Hell no.
00:54:42
Yeah I know I would. You just. Know.
00:54:45
I, I sent links.
00:54:48
I did to.
00:54:50
I think it's like like.
00:54:54
That was like, oh wait, we have a second clip with the kid.
00:54:56
Play the second clip of the kid.
00:55:03
This is even better.
00:55:04
The shorter kids involved with
00:55:07
this, a, high definition.
00:55:10
I don't have any idea, but this is, we're doing this.
00:55:13
That's not what HDR movie is.
00:55:15
It's, Look at the size of that silver.
00:55:19
It's a 250.
00:55:21
Even though it's 30, 2500.
00:55:24
It's call. No, it's 2500.
00:55:26
Right. I'm sorry. Ford calls it. Yeah.
00:55:28
At 250.
00:55:31
This it?
00:55:31
Yeah, it was an extra zero in both both brands and and.
00:55:37
I'll be honest, for a two ton heavy.
00:55:39
Film cover.
00:55:40
Looks pretty plain.
00:55:41
HD only. Oh, it's a high definition.
00:55:44
It's heavy duty.
00:55:45
Oh, look at the size of that thing.
00:55:47
I'm six foot two, and it comes right up to my head.
00:55:51
Our cameraman is the actual guy.
00:55:53
I, I, I was saving money by, borrowing nice cars from the same dude.
00:55:59
And he's the same dude that owns the, the Cadillac from last week.
00:56:03
Oh, these aren't yours.
00:56:06
No raking.
00:56:07
Raking in all the money for.
00:56:08
No, I was pulling a little dicky.
00:56:10
No, no, I was pulling a dick.
00:56:12
The bruiser.
00:56:14
I'm clicking on the window.
00:56:17
Parsimony for your, your pay scale.
00:56:21
Yeah.
00:56:22
This is how much this kid makes.
00:56:24
I mean, I only make, like, 45 an hour.
00:56:27
You know.
00:56:28
It's six figures in.
00:56:29
God, I can't afford a truck like this.
00:56:31
I know, so I borrowed the truck for the for the video here.
00:56:35
Yeah.
00:56:36
Hold on a second.
00:56:37
Where do you guys work?
00:56:38
Did you want to say on the air or not?
00:56:40
You can.
00:56:41
What's what's, I'm sorry.
00:56:43
What type of work do you do?
00:56:45
We'll just call it our made a rubber manufacturing company as a, like a code.
00:56:50
And this is a CEO here that makes $45 an hour.
00:56:54
He is lying.
00:56:58
Oh, I got. It's a joke.
00:57:00
Yeah, that's funny story.
00:57:01
That's more than double what we make.
00:57:04
I always bring in snacks, and I share them with Kay.
00:57:08
And one day I told him I'm making sheets today for lunch, and, Yeah.
00:57:12
True story.
00:57:13
All the mixing.
00:57:14
And apparently, the last person to close the caramel jar in my household
00:57:18
is my wife.
00:57:19
This a jar wasn't sealed, and it's filled combo all over the place, so.
00:57:22
Well, I was making, shakes.
00:57:25
I was just churning them out, and I put them all out.
00:57:28
And then I started cleaning up this caramel mess.
00:57:30
And by the time I got back to the sheets,
00:57:33
I hadn't claimed one for my buddy.
00:57:37
The kid?
00:57:38
Yeah.
00:57:39
Yep. True story.
00:57:41
I never got one.
00:57:42
I never got him one. Yeah.
00:57:44
And that was from last Friday. That was today.
00:57:46
Because I look at the shirt.
00:57:48
Parsimonious takes care of me, man,
00:57:52
that.
00:57:54
We also save money
00:57:55
on the cameraman because he did that for free.
00:57:58
In addition to to parking his vehicle behind us.
00:58:03
I mean, that's a $78,000 vehicle.
00:58:08
That is Cadillacs.
00:58:10
Nice, too. It's true.
00:58:13
So some people are making decent.
00:58:15
Money, man. He's like a
00:58:18
he he.
00:58:19
It sounds like he's saying smoking, which isn't a word.
00:58:21
I mean, it is. That is exactly what he says.
00:58:24
He's a, well, smoking, well mannered.
00:58:27
He's like a smoking.
00:58:30
He's a well smoking.
00:58:31
Oh we know what he means. But man, that's retarded.
00:58:34
But while.
00:58:35
Saying, well, smoking is brilliant to not say.
00:58:40
It right, I'm not saying, well, first of.
00:58:43
All, I have no room to nitpick about anyone who speak.
00:58:45
Well, not that good.
00:58:49
I'll.
00:58:49
I'll take every night there is to be picked.
00:58:52
I can't even accidentally miss.
00:58:54
Conjugate my verbs.
00:58:56
Not some not speaking.
00:58:57
Well, like, like a Joe Biden or.
00:59:00
It's funny, Ryan. Ryan would vote for Joe Biden.
00:59:02
And he also talks like him.
00:59:04
She's, she's gonna like, you know, what's going on.
00:59:08
I've got another question.
00:59:10
I'm watching YouTube videos,
00:59:12
like to try to do some research for this show, which didn't
00:59:17
obviously help, but Joe Biden keeps popping up
00:59:20
asking me for money.
00:59:24
What's up with that?
00:59:24
Is that is he using the Sharpie hippie credit card?
00:59:28
Brady. Running for America president.
00:59:31
It can be defined in a. Single word
00:59:34
as the footprint of one.
00:59:36
Excuse me.
00:59:37
Okay, so he's begging.
00:59:39
So I want a beggar in the white House.
00:59:42
Is that what I want
00:59:44
for kids?
00:59:44
Like, seriously, even the hippies that I had living in my backyard
00:59:49
provide something in exchange for the money that they're asking.
00:59:53
They're not just asking for donations like handout.
00:59:56
Do you guys?
00:59:56
Trump is panhandling the friggin nation.
00:59:59
Do you get Trump ads or fake people.
01:00:02
Asking if there was any Trump life?
01:00:03
Just there was a I. Am Trump that I want.
01:00:07
Trump has nothing that looks really more but what bubble you're in
01:00:10
because they're both both have the same style campaigns
01:00:14
as far as asking for money or getting money.
01:00:16
I mean, one is getting thrown in jail and.
01:00:18
So one of them is a billionaire and the other one is a doofus.
01:00:26
And one of them's a convicted felon.
01:00:28
Talk about how.
01:00:29
That's not a deal breaker.
01:00:30
It's weird how the whole the whole swallow.
01:00:35
Thank you.
01:00:36
Are you going to know that I looked it up?
01:00:38
Guess.
01:00:40
Are they here?
01:00:42
One of them. Play the music.
01:00:44
See the green room?
01:00:46
You don't see the.
01:00:46
No. How would I see the green room play the music?
01:00:50
There's a big.
01:00:51
Intro music on. The.
01:00:54
Okay, I'll slide my phone button.
01:00:56
I know it doesn't do anything.
01:00:58
All right?
01:00:58
There is nothing in the last hours
01:01:01
as far as as far as news, when it comes to personnel.
01:01:04
There is. I.
01:01:09
Yeah.
01:01:11
What's, Bob.
01:01:14
Hey, Bob doing.
01:01:16
How's everybody doing?
01:01:17
Not great.
01:01:21
That's good to hear.
01:01:24
Nice mask.
01:01:26
How are you doing, Dr..
01:01:28
You all right?
01:01:29
You're. Yeah.
01:01:31
You look like you're all right.
01:01:34
Yeah. I mean.
01:01:35
It seems like the alcohol has something to do with it.
01:01:40
Definitely.
01:01:41
I think I'll be right back.
01:01:43
I have to go find a new Jabba.
01:01:45
What is that, a gallon, a jack or something? Man?
01:01:48
No, it's a it's a growler of, cream ale from a,
01:01:53
winery out in Brooklyn, Michigan.
01:01:54
Oh, okay. Okay,
01:01:58
okay.
01:01:59
That's cool.
01:02:00
Yeah. Excellent.
01:02:03
Where where to go to?
01:02:06
What are we all going to be talking about tonight, man?
01:02:11
Nothing. Well, that's.
01:02:12
First of. All, we haven't.
01:02:15
I got to go whack off right now.
01:02:18
Oh. I'm not even sure how to say pass.
01:02:21
I'm a normal guy.
01:02:22
Just all over my screen.
01:02:23
I can't see you right now.
01:02:26
Bugs Bunny is gone.
01:02:27
Looney tunes man.
01:02:30
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:02:33
No, I don't have any.
01:02:36
I'm not going to give any candidate any of my money because I'm too parsimonious.
01:02:41
Well, I'm not giving it up.
01:02:42
Trump doesn't need my money either, because I'm too fucking broke.
01:02:49
Well I'll see there's there's there's another reason to be parsimonious.
01:02:53
Bob, I did want to talk to you about crop circles.
01:02:56
Say what?
01:02:57
So, I wanted to believe in crop circles until they debunked themselves,
01:03:02
when the people that actually made them came out.
01:03:05
But the detail that really intrigued me was they said they'd.
01:03:10
No, they didn't make all of them.
01:03:11
The detail that intrigued me was they said they were woven like the,
01:03:16
the the crops were woven
01:03:19
without breaking a stem.
01:03:22
How do you do that?
01:03:24
If you go and check the crop circles
01:03:27
that were a woven compared to the way
01:03:31
these other guys, you know, we're doing, you'll find out there, right?
01:03:36
Oh, parts in there.
01:03:37
And when the, when the guys who make them do it,
01:03:41
they crush the stuff down in the knuckles, right? So
01:03:46
whereas the other ones, they break, right?
01:03:49
Yeah.
01:03:50
But the other ones who say they're woven in some way,
01:03:54
their knuckles aren't, so just muddy the waters.
01:04:00
So just muddy the waters.
01:04:02
Who's muddy in the waters?
01:04:03
I'm just telling you, that, man.
01:04:06
You know, the guys that were making
01:04:08
the fake ones were muddying the waters by making fake ones.
01:04:12
Can we pull up some pictures of these?
01:04:15
Because some of them are geometrical patterns that are really complex.
01:04:20
Oh, yeah. For sure. I want to look at some.
01:04:22
We see some e man.
01:04:24
You know, I mean that's why I was telling you some of them are woven
01:04:28
and some aren't in the water.
01:04:29
Yeah.
01:04:29
Ones that the, the the the knuckles don't snap and break.
01:04:33
They like.
01:04:34
Right.
01:04:35
And stretched and that is okay.
01:04:38
So these geometrical patterns are fascinating.
01:04:43
Like that would be very difficult to do on ground level
01:04:47
even measure.
01:04:48
You know
01:04:49
like you know the these could be college grad students doing the math and all that.
01:04:53
But still that is remarkable.
01:04:57
Yeah, it.
01:04:58
Is the whole the phenomena.
01:05:00
So more clear jokes are hoaxes.
01:05:03
But I think some real I'm with Bob on this but I want to believe.
01:05:08
Yeah, but the thing about it is, Gary, here's my theory on this.
01:05:12
I don't know if you guys agree with it or not.
01:05:14
This is something totally off the wall, you know.
01:05:17
No, but I believe I want to believe.
01:05:21
But the thing about it is these crop circles.
01:05:24
What if they are patterns?
01:05:27
If some of them are overlapped,
01:05:30
that okay, some type of computer chip
01:05:35
to take us up to the future?
01:05:41
Like a QR code,
01:05:42
always do a scan of.
01:05:46
What if some of them, you overlapped them and they made a computer chip?
01:05:50
Man, that they can make the computer chip out of it and test it on?
01:05:54
And I don't know what you would test that.
01:05:56
I'm just saying. Right. Yeah.
01:05:59
What is right is the key
01:06:01
that they're looking for.
01:06:04
Yeah.
01:06:04
It's kind of like mailing someone a CD that doesn't have a CD player.
01:06:08
How are they going to play it?
01:06:10
Yeah,
01:06:12
well, it's not opening.
01:06:13
I'm going to put the dogs inside though.
01:06:17
So thinking about.
01:06:18
I'm saying.
01:06:19
You're my screen ready.
01:06:20
Man, all the crop circles that they've done, man, you know that they have.
01:06:24
You know, some of them were to interact with each other.
01:06:27
If you could overlay over overlap, immersive Dave,
01:06:32
the way that they make a computer chip and maybe they're sending us a message
01:06:36
right there that to take these geometric figures and overlap them
01:06:41
and see, I mean, it could be, you know, to the future, man.
01:06:46
I mean, right there, I mean, take the time to do it and try it.
01:06:52
This kind of also looks maybe a little reminiscent.
01:06:54
It reminds me of like the Roswell photo of just like, hey, just,
01:06:57
we're going to say it was these two guys, and,
01:06:59
we're going to just stand here with a some wooden board,
01:07:01
and we're just going to say, you guys did it with some word.
01:07:03
That way, everyone just kind of looks over here.
01:07:05
It was all a hoax. No, no.
01:07:07
Think about crop circles that way ever again.
01:07:09
And they'll just hide it from us like they do everything else.
01:07:12
So who. Knows?
01:07:12
Yeah, I oh, I know,
01:07:15
but I'm saying that there's.
01:07:16
There's, there's weird electromagnetism that happens.
01:07:20
People, some people pass out or have passed out.
01:07:22
Batteries will drain extremely fast.
01:07:25
Cameras, the recording equipment sometimes malfunctions and won't work.
01:07:30
So there's
01:07:30
weird electrical anomalies that go on,
01:07:34
in those areas during that, so who knows?
01:07:37
Yeah, exactly.
01:07:38
Who knows?
01:07:38
But I think it's just something that popped into my head one day. Man.
01:07:42
You know, if you were to take some of those and overlap them,
01:07:46
could it be the computer chip of the future and do the future.
01:07:52
Or just a giant QR code?
01:07:56
Avoid.
01:07:58
All right work.
01:07:59
That's you know,
01:08:02
I said, what are the.
01:08:05
I honestly think they laid them out there for that.
01:08:08
That type of reason. Man.
01:08:11
Be okay.
01:08:12
Go for.
01:08:14
No, I didn't hear you.
01:08:16
Well, it's all skip. Skip it.
01:08:19
Okay.
01:08:22
That's on Brady's end.
01:08:25
Brady.
01:08:27
Where is Brady anyways?
01:08:29
Gary's gone. Brady's got I know right.
01:08:32
It's the jury you're on. Joe.
01:08:35
Hell yeah. The draw and show.
01:08:39
No, it's a great place to live, but man, that's a long walk.
01:08:43
If you know, like I know.
01:08:44
Excuse me.
01:08:45
You don't want to step to this
01:08:48
is the G4.
01:08:49
Give us down for the West.
01:08:53
Have you lost your mind?
01:08:54
Like gospel and the highlight devil midday.
01:08:59
And if you're west is opposed to three, one, three, will.
01:09:03
You want to play big?
01:09:05
Thank you, my great Colorado.
01:09:08
There are people there.
01:09:10
It is for accidents on accident man.
01:09:15
Greetings.
01:09:16
Oh Toby Lee most definitely.
01:09:25
And gentlemen, everyone's here now.
01:09:31
From,
01:09:36
All right.
01:09:36
Trump.
01:09:39
You have a nasty mouth.
01:09:46
And. Was.
01:09:59
I just.
01:10:03
You know what?
01:10:05
He had a thing that.
01:10:07
Shut the fuck up.
01:10:15
Hello?
01:10:15
Here.
01:10:24
The time is now.
01:10:25
11, 11. Do you know where your former president. It will be
01:10:29
spending his prison sentence.
01:10:32
But. Order!
01:10:33
Did you know probably that, trunk
01:10:38
man, Trump will not be behind bars?
01:10:42
Well, yeah.
01:10:42
The turned on your.
01:10:44
Rule on this man.
01:10:46
You know?
01:10:48
Maybe, like, did you know all the Democrat
01:10:52
there is no voters. And,
01:10:56
everybody, you know, they ignored the statute of limitations,
01:10:59
but you are still allowed to run for president with a felony.
01:11:03
Even 34 of them.
01:11:05
Yeah. I'll vote for.
01:11:07
That. That was by design.
01:11:09
I will too, because our forefathers had the foresight
01:11:11
to see that that might be used to persecute your opponent.
01:11:14
Yeah, prior to an election.
01:11:16
I'm not saying that's what's happening. I'm just saying that they.
01:11:19
Well, I'm saying that's exactly what's happening.
01:11:21
You don't.
01:11:22
You see,
01:11:23
the forefathers made it where you belong in
01:11:25
jail is not going to prevent you from running for office, for obvious reasons.
01:11:28
They would just put everybody there. That was it.
01:11:31
We have injury.
01:11:33
I want to ask, brother.
01:11:34
We have got you.
01:11:37
We have got to give Ryan his day in court.
01:11:40
Works.
01:11:40
Ryan, this is your victory lap.
01:11:42
You said he be convicted.
01:11:44
I said he would not.
01:11:45
You were right, I was wrong.
01:11:47
I apologize,
01:11:50
I want.
01:11:50
Apology accepted for.
01:11:52
What happened next, will you?
01:11:54
Thank you. Spend time, Willie. Spend time in jail.
01:11:56
Willie pardoned. Himself.
01:11:57
No way. He was. Convicted.
01:11:59
But no president will ever spend a minute behind jail like jail cell door.
01:12:05
Never, never, ever. Ever.
01:12:07
I agree, Gary,
01:12:09
I agree. There's no way.
01:12:11
Yeah, they they have to protect the nation.
01:12:15
That's that's egg on the face of the nation.
01:12:18
It's a former president.
01:12:20
He'll run for president and he'll get some votes, but he'll lose yet again.
01:12:24
And and hopefully that'll be it.
01:12:27
Actually, his, the polling is actually these numbers have gone up.
01:12:31
Yeah.
01:12:31
Zach, since been convicted,
01:12:36
makes him relatable and draw.
01:12:39
He does.
01:12:40
Ever since, they convicted him guilty. And,
01:12:46
you know, he they're they're raising money for him.
01:12:49
He's race. Yeah. Yeah.
01:12:51
Over $200 million, man.
01:12:57
That is.
01:12:57
Hundred million.
01:12:59
Dude, I don't even that's not parsimonious. Hi.
01:13:04
I made that today.
01:13:06
$200 million, man.
01:13:10
I work for him back, and he's,
01:13:12
he's not going to spend any time in jail.
01:13:15
And they've been saying that his his his guilty
01:13:18
verdict does not prevent him from running for president.
01:13:21
I'm sure he'll make a good run, but he won't win.
01:13:24
That's my prediction.
01:13:26
Okay.
01:13:27
Are you happy revisit this in November for sure.
01:13:31
Who haven't?
01:13:32
Who will be happy that he's guilty? Draw weight?
01:13:36
No. Just like the.
01:13:37
Whole, The whole thing. Brother.
01:13:39
What is that you got there?
01:13:42
Listen, we can we can be happy.
01:13:44
It's a sad day for the country. Regardless,
01:13:47
it is weird, but I.
01:13:50
Feel like if, I want Trump back in office, I'm happy as I
01:13:55
am. I.
01:13:56
But I don't even want him.
01:13:58
You can't be happy with the the conviction.
01:14:00
Unemployment was down.
01:14:02
Everybody was working, man.
01:14:04
No, you can't be happy with it here.
01:14:05
No matter fact.
01:14:07
Hush money is supposed to shut people up about it.
01:14:11
If you get convicted for hush money, someone screwed you over.
01:14:17
The mind that can.
01:14:18
The whole court thing was all the fires.
01:14:21
It's got all the fires. Yeah. The timing.
01:14:23
The timing would, would, would agree with you for sure.
01:14:27
No, I'm talking about the timing.
01:14:28
I'm talking about the judge who is said he ran on going out
01:14:32
and getting this certain person.
01:14:35
I mean, for God's sakes, and all the people in the house
01:14:38
and how he got put into the position and the job
01:14:41
he had before that was so, so nice.
01:14:44
And then now all of a sudden, you know, he jumps off of that job.
01:14:47
I can't remember what it was, but yeah, he had a cake job and
01:14:51
and then he comes down to this man.
01:14:53
Yeah.
01:14:54
Who are you gonna go get a man? Well, hey, I'm.
01:14:56
You know, they did, and they're still doing it, man.
01:14:59
Maxine Waters, man, I just seen her off TV and, YouTube today, man.
01:15:04
She's losing her mind.
01:15:07
And I love her.
01:15:08
And I love it.
01:15:10
I saw Biden on YouTube,
01:15:12
like, 20 times today asking me for money.
01:15:15
I ain't getting none of my my only thing.
01:15:18
And come up, kid.
01:15:19
What possessed.
01:15:20
Well, can we talk about that for a second?
01:15:23
How? Why do we spend so much money every four years on a presidential election?
01:15:28
Well, who. Who I am? No, I'm.
01:15:31
I know the news makes a lot.
01:15:32
The news in the, you know, because they they have to pay for campaign funding.
01:15:36
They call it.
01:15:38
But there's been.
01:15:43
Oh. Nuh
01:15:45
where is, you know,
01:15:47
oh, oh oh when you paying in a lot.
01:15:51
Oh oh. Oh.
01:15:54
Because I was, I was talking about presidential campaign finance.
01:15:57
Oh where the money goes.
01:15:58
Oh I said where the money goes I got cut off.
01:16:00
Yeah. You dead now.
01:16:02
You're good.
01:16:05
Well, I guess.
01:16:06
You know.
01:16:07
What I talk about. You know.
01:16:09
You know what Bob said?
01:16:10
What about all the poll numbers?
01:16:12
I mean, poll numbers were in favor of Hillary Clinton,
01:16:15
and look what happened there.
01:16:16
So that really doesn't mean anything.
01:16:18
Correct? Poll numbers are brother to sway people.
01:16:21
You know, people pay for politicians.
01:16:22
They're not accurate.
01:16:24
But my point about the money, though,
01:16:26
do you realize that if we just took the money
01:16:29
that each side is bitching about fixing, we just took the money
01:16:32
that they spent on campaigning? We could probably fix most of the problems.
01:16:37
Or. All of the hush money.
01:16:38
Wholeheartedly.
01:16:39
That.
01:16:40
Yeah, but all that money isn't that come. Here.
01:16:42
To commerce and stuff like it's no good.
01:16:44
You good. Can't we spend the hush money? Wait.
01:16:47
We got to talk slow.
01:16:48
We got to talk one at a time. Cuz the. There's the.
01:16:50
Yeah I talk about order.
01:16:53
So I'm going to I got, I can start going hands up and shit.
01:16:55
But no.
01:16:58
But now see this is the problem.
01:16:59
When I do that then nobody talks and no one talks.
01:17:02
No. Because we're waiting for you to say who to talk.
01:17:07
But then go to Gary.
01:17:09
Gary, you're in the middle. You, Gary, you're the whole.
01:17:11
Oh, wait, let me post this bitch.
01:17:13
I'm just going to say what you need.
01:17:16
Okay.
01:17:17
We're going to we're going with a, we're going to open with a.
01:17:19
Grace before me.
01:17:20
Gracious God, we have sinned against thee and are unworthy of mercy.
01:17:24
Pardon our sins and bless these mercies
01:17:26
for our use, and help us to eat and drink to thy glory, for Christ's sake.
01:17:30
Amen.
01:17:33
Shut the fuck up, kid.
01:17:34
It's so like I'm saying, like, for Christ's sake.
01:17:39
Okay.
01:17:40
That's great.
01:17:40
You know that person that believe in God?
01:17:43
You sure do love Jesus.
01:17:46
I do love Jesus.
01:17:47
I love me some Jesus. But you're right.
01:17:51
Jesus. God unmatched.
01:17:53
So Jesus loves you too.
01:17:55
And you guys it's part of my, parsimony.
01:17:59
Satan's got I parsimony.
01:18:02
It just it just doesn't help the, the natural world
01:18:06
to add some supernatural nonsense in like it doesn't help you understand
01:18:10
what's going on.
01:18:14
Well, what.
01:18:14
The reductio there natural.
01:18:17
Who's that?
01:18:17
We was.
01:18:18
Well, what do you mean by it?
01:18:22
One is.
01:18:23
Oh, super natural means
01:18:25
nature beyond nature.
01:18:29
Like we don't need anything beyond nature.
01:18:31
We just have nature to explain.
01:18:33
So you don't need something else to add to the problem.
01:18:37
There's no.
01:18:37
We've got enough to figure out without adding nonsense that we just made up you.
01:18:42
We don't know anything.
01:18:44
You don't know the start and stop of nature.
01:18:46
You don't know where it ends, where it begins.
01:18:47
No, no. No, that's the problem.
01:18:50
That's that's what we know.
01:18:51
So the answer and solve your perception.
01:18:54
So coming up with.
01:18:55
Somebody else's perception of it being something is just equally as plausible.
01:18:59
Yeah. It's it's 5050, right.
01:19:01
No no no no it's not a coin flip in this case.
01:19:04
It is definitely not a coin flip.
01:19:05
50 Brady, you got two choices.
01:19:08
Hey. Gary, you're right.
01:19:10
You've got two choices.
01:19:11
You believe in a god, that is no and all knowing.
01:19:15
No, no.
01:19:16
Okay, okay. All right.
01:19:17
Well, how can you. Believe in a god. No.
01:19:19
The prayer that you said.
01:19:21
If there's a merciful.
01:19:22
Oh, that was it.
01:19:23
That was artificial intelligence. It's me.
01:19:26
We cloned my voice.
01:19:28
Yeah, that's why it sounded.
01:19:29
That's why I said, oh. That was real. Me. Okay. Yeah. Yeah.
01:19:31
Okay.
01:19:31
So I was praying to Jesus that he would
01:19:34
grant me his shoes because, honestly.
01:19:37
Jesus. Jesus. In your yard.
01:19:41
In my in my backyard. Yeah.
01:19:43
Yeah.
01:19:44
He's got this long beard and there's long brown hair, honestly.
01:19:47
And he's like, you know, five foot eight,
01:19:50
normal size four back then
01:19:54
he comes up to my shoulder.
01:19:56
It's like an unnatural kind of homosexual.
01:19:59
Like I'm not into big women, but but big dudes kind of rev my engine.
01:20:04
He's the carpenter. My engine.
01:20:06
You got to let me know when you're ready to say.
01:20:07
Oh, yeah, a carpenter in the desert.
01:20:10
Have you put your mind around what kind of business
01:20:14
a carpenter would have with no trees?
01:20:18
Yeah.
01:20:19
Have you thought about the lumber shortage?
01:20:21
I would, yeah, they just made anything out of rocks.
01:20:23
Yeah.
01:20:23
Rocks and twigs is what they made their stuff on.
01:20:25
Mud and mud?
01:20:27
Yeah. They had rock boats. Yeah, he had rock.
01:20:29
You know, if you're a carpenter.
01:20:32
Carpenter is a tree house.
01:20:33
Is Bob.
01:20:36
Bob, give it a go. Translated word.
01:20:39
No, I was just saying, man, about the mud and all that stuff.
01:20:42
Yeah, they used all that if they didn't have Adobe huts, right.
01:20:46
Yeah. South Africa and.
01:20:50
Caves.
01:20:51
They lived in. Caves.
01:20:53
Might be a loosely based, word.
01:20:55
Lived in to build up.
01:20:57
Kind of like, from what I understood.
01:20:59
Oh, yeah. Okay.
01:21:00
No, no, I,
01:21:02
to Ryan, I made it to the Bible.
01:21:05
Does not mean carpenter.
01:21:06
It means graver or craftsman.
01:21:08
There you go. Like,
01:21:10
maybe,
01:21:12
Right.
01:21:14
So carpenter is loosely. Loosely.
01:21:16
So don't you can't say.
01:21:17
Well, since Carpenter is using the Bible
01:21:19
and there was no one wooden the desert there. Oh, it must be.
01:21:21
Actually. Mason.
01:21:23
Mason would make more sense.
01:21:25
Who who are the Freemasons most associated with?
01:21:29
I like the way you just dodge that completely.
01:21:31
Yeah. No, I didn't think King. Yeah, you're right.
01:21:34
This is the topic. It.
01:21:36
Man. You dodged it, Gary.
01:21:39
Right. Okay, I dodged it.
01:21:40
What about the Freemasons? And I did it well, right.
01:21:44
Oh, well, if you do it well, it wasn't the truth, man.
01:21:47
It was very subtle.
01:21:49
I know.
01:21:53
Right.
01:21:54
Yeah.
01:21:55
One for me, man.
01:21:58
It's called sophistry.
01:22:00
It's the logical argument that has no merit.
01:22:02
It's kind of like a reductio ad absurdum.
01:22:05
Sophistry is a logical argument.
01:22:07
There has no backing.
01:22:09
Like like like you can
01:22:12
you can explain your way out of anything just using nonsense.
01:22:15
That's what sophistry is.
01:22:17
Oh, okay.
01:22:18
Oh, I don't, you know.
01:22:21
And try to use a good reductio against me.
01:22:24
I, I said, I want to have this
01:22:28
a conversation that requires you to get on the same level as me.
01:22:33
So I need to know that you don't believe in some crazy supernatural nonsense.
01:22:38
And so, Brady, a reductio ad that to.
01:22:41
We're going to Arby's or Taco Bell.
01:22:44
But I need to know if you believe in God or not
01:22:47
so that we can make that decision together.
01:22:49
That's a perfect reductio ad absurdum.
01:22:52
That's I just don't. Brady I'm.
01:22:56
What?
01:22:56
You can't say that there is a God
01:22:58
just as much as you can't say there isn't a god.
01:23:00
So how can.
01:23:03
I not know God?
01:23:05
A Bayesian principle.
01:23:07
Just like it's a statement. It's.
01:23:09
There's no Satan, right?
01:23:10
Right. Oh, no. Hell.
01:23:12
Oh no afterlife, no soul.
01:23:16
The mind is a product of the brain.
01:23:19
It's like if it feels like you're right behind your eyeballs, it's
01:23:23
because you are.
01:23:25
That's where your consciousness resides in your brain.
01:23:28
And if okay, your best argument, you're avoiding your best argument, it's
01:23:34
your subconscious would be I like things that you don't know about yourself.
01:23:40
That's where you've got me, and that's where you're missing the point.
01:23:43
If you if you just tune in to what I do know about your conscious mind,
01:23:49
your subconscious, you don't have a grasp of what that's what's going on there.
01:23:53
You don't remember your dreams.
01:23:54
You like.
01:23:55
There's stuff that you can look like.
01:23:57
The reason your first guess is usually right
01:24:01
is because you didn't answer consciously yourself.
01:24:06
That's a great argument for mind.
01:24:08
Being beyond body is not.
01:24:10
You're the.
01:24:12
You're agreeing that the mind does a bunch of stuff
01:24:14
that we have no idea what it does. Right?
01:24:16
So you're agreeing that there's a yes, correct.
01:24:19
An afterlife.
01:24:19
And you're putting the ghost through the machine,
01:24:22
the god of the gaps, into things that we don't understand.
01:24:26
No, no, you don't know.
01:24:27
That goes back to what comes about.
01:24:29
Change that off and see what we're really dealing with.
01:24:33
Don't add nonsense. To your monologue.
01:24:36
I forget where your monologue. Yeah.
01:24:38
Order.
01:24:39
I forgot what my monologue was.
01:24:41
I forgot what exactly your monologue reference.
01:24:43
But you reference the whole, something, and it's the whole going.
01:24:47
We mentioned it before, but it's
01:24:49
you don't look at a car and just assume like no one built it,
01:24:53
so. Right?
01:24:54
No. How? You know.
01:24:55
The watchmaker was watching the universe.
01:24:57
I assume that I'm obviously
01:24:59
as it's without something else having to do something with.
01:25:02
It's right.
01:25:03
Everything has to cause Brady.
01:25:05
Right. I'm Occam's razor with corner.
01:25:08
Since you just came upon the car
01:25:10
sitting in the street, the car must have been there forever.
01:25:14
Period.
01:25:15
Is that Ockham's razor?
01:25:16
Is that
01:25:18
the first one?
01:25:19
I. That isn't
01:25:22
the most.
01:25:22
I don't mean existential is you're.
01:25:24
You're hallucinating the car.
01:25:26
There is no car.
01:25:27
Well, that might be your first thing, but I just touched the car.
01:25:30
I knocked on it. It's it's there.
01:25:32
Oh, so there is a car. Started it.
01:25:35
So there's a car for sure.
01:25:37
Just. Gary is not going to host.
01:25:38
I'll be in the middle, brother.
01:25:40
And I can't. You are in the middle.
01:25:42
I am. Now I'm.
01:25:44
Saying we need you to moderate.
01:25:46
You kidding me?
01:25:47
The pyramids were built.
01:25:49
Thousands and thousands of years ago.
01:25:50
They still don't know how they built something. Yes.
01:25:53
We are not an advanced civilization, man.
01:25:56
They. We're not yet.
01:25:57
Okay, there's no a boy. There's no hell.
01:26:01
There's no heaven. I mean, it's just simple as that, man.
01:26:03
Like it's all it is. It's all.
01:26:05
You don't believe in the Tetons a boy?
01:26:08
I'm not sure what that is. Joel.
01:26:09
I got someone on my side, ditches Scientology.
01:26:13
Wait, so there's a lot more there.
01:26:15
So there's no.
01:26:16
Sides? It's not a it's not a line.
01:26:19
It it seems apparent draw. Actually.
01:26:22
It's like, why do I think there are no leprechauns?
01:26:25
Reductio the difference.
01:26:27
I'm like, the difference between awesome animals is they're not like,
01:26:32
having sympathy for like, weaker animals, like, we're, we're made to do.
01:26:37
All right.
01:26:37
And. No, no, I saw I.
01:26:39
They showed signs of that.
01:26:42
There was a dead squirrel in the middle of the road,
01:26:44
and there was a second squirrel willing to almost get run over to slow down,
01:26:47
because the other squirrel was like checking on the other.
01:26:49
Homie. And he saw him in the middle of the road.
01:26:51
He's like, right there. And he's like.
01:26:53
What are you doing? Let's get out of here in the car.
01:26:58
World, bro, bro.
01:26:59
In your mind, from. Your point.
01:27:02
In your human point of view, that's that's a downside.
01:27:05
That's a character flaw to be so
01:27:09
to be.
01:27:09
So no, that's a feature.
01:27:11
Didn't something that you're willing it's.
01:27:13
Not a virus. That's a feature.
01:27:16
That's a sweet feature.
01:27:18
We're,
01:27:20
well, my theme is as always, we are given this
01:27:24
remarkable experience and and we might as well make the most of it.
01:27:29
And that includes not diluting ourselves with crazy nonsense.
01:27:34
Well said, Gary.
01:27:35
Well said, brother.
01:27:37
Well and way back to your squirrel analogy.
01:27:39
The squirrel world.
01:27:41
The squirrel will either die at the
01:27:43
in the road or move on, but we make monuments on our dead.
01:27:46
I mean, we dwell on them for centuries.
01:27:49
So yeah, we do.
01:27:51
I don't think that the comparison was don't.
01:27:53
Get me started on stone monuments.
01:27:55
We did do a whole show on stone monuments.
01:27:57
Human human point of view is definitely a narrow point of view.
01:28:01
Agreed.
01:28:02
Like we like cats for
01:28:04
cats or a lot of animals communicate on a frequency that we can't hear,
01:28:08
so they will make sounds because we're not making
01:28:11
those high frequencies and they think that we are a stupid animal.
01:28:14
That doesn't make the sound so they'll meow, right?
01:28:16
We we don't get.
01:28:17
Yeah, like, hey dumb ass, why.
01:28:19
People would understand me is what they're thinking.
01:28:21
But for me, I really wish they would understand me, is what I'm thinking.
01:28:25
Here's our point of view.
01:28:26
Stupid cat doesn't understand English.
01:28:29
I think the most complicated language on planet
01:28:31
Earth is whale sounds, but it's probably fungus.
01:28:35
The cat is more advanced.
01:28:37
The cat doesn't need English.
01:28:39
What I'm thinking is grown man with a cat.
01:28:41
What kind of fagot are you?
01:28:42
Speaking of which, happy pride month, everybody.
01:28:45
My same back.
01:28:46
Yeah, I'll agree to that.
01:28:48
My kids have cats. I don't. I don't have an I agree.
01:28:50
I agree with you. Are they are they women or.
01:28:54
My cats are both.
01:28:54
My cats are both women. No.
01:28:56
Your kids are they women? The cat owners? Are they women?
01:28:58
Are they get.
01:29:00
We have two.
01:29:01
Women, three men.
01:29:03
And two women in the. House.
01:29:06
Oh I do, what is doing that?
01:29:08
They're. It's a 5050.
01:29:11
It's it's either they're game or they're women.
01:29:14
I'm not. They can only be two answers.
01:29:17
No, no, it's not 5050.
01:29:20
Brady.
01:29:20
Even if you've got two choices.
01:29:24
Hi. There it is.
01:29:25
Bob, are you ready to smoke yet?
01:29:27
Because yours takes a minute.
01:29:29
I've got.
01:29:29
Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Eddie fired up.
01:29:33
It's time to go fire it up.
01:29:34
And so what is the disclaimer?
01:29:36
May I made sure it time.
01:29:37
Do we already do it right? Did I miss the disclaimer?
01:29:40
No. Should I really?
01:29:42
Yeah, you got to.
01:29:44
I'm about to start swearing.
01:29:46
Do it.
01:29:47
Do you hear me yelling? Earlier?
01:29:48
I was yelling at everybody.
01:29:50
Okay, you stupid retards! Remember me?
01:29:53
And then the only one to respond was Ryan.
01:29:55
He said, right on, brother.
01:29:58
Well, I don't have that one.
01:29:59
Oh, that's a mistake.
01:30:02
Wrote the Brady family.
01:30:04
Wrote it.
01:30:08
Way it is everything.
01:30:09
Oh, yeah.
01:30:10
Yeah.
01:30:15
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01:30:15
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01:30:28
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01:30:32
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01:30:33
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01:31:49
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01:31:58
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01:32:01
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01:32:03
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01:32:06
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01:32:11
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01:32:12
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Those slides past gold.
01:32:34
So this is the,
01:32:35
the throwing of this most.
01:32:39
These are the growing instructions.
01:32:41
Something to smoke.
01:32:45
And this is wicked.
01:32:46
The smoke
01:32:48
sounds like the beginning of a bad dream.
01:32:51
Does anybody have something to smoke?
01:32:57
Can we get much higher?
01:32:59
So high.
01:33:01
So, Oh.
01:33:06
Oh, God.
01:33:07
That's good. We do that for us.
01:33:10
Oh, I love oh.
01:33:14
We also. Oh,
01:33:18
thank you.
01:33:20
I've been sad about this back in Chicago.
01:33:23
Mercy mostly me that mercy a lot.
01:33:25
Go here.
01:33:28
Again, brother.
01:33:32
I don't know what are we doing?
01:33:35
Try the other.
01:33:35
Brother up here. Here you go.
01:33:38
There you go.
01:33:39
You said no.
01:33:40
The other side.
01:33:42
Oh, yeah?
01:33:44
Yeah.
01:33:44
Draw it across the other side.
01:33:47
Around the, around the corner.
01:33:49
On the other side. I was going down the bub like.
01:33:51
Oh old. It. Oh, there.
01:33:53
And to go down here. But I don't feel I.
01:33:57
Can go down.
01:33:58
Absolutely.
01:33:59
I have to reach all the way past you guys to get the Bob.
01:34:02
Yeah. You I. Was go I was going down on.
01:34:06
But you're. Right. You're 100% right.
01:34:08
Do we get much higher?
01:34:11
So high.
01:34:12
Oh, oh, it's like oh.
01:34:18
Oh. Can we do things with it?
01:34:21
Like so I love
01:34:25
00000. Just
01:34:30
where do you go guys.
01:34:33
The stupid.
01:34:33
So where were we. You guys got me there.
01:34:35
We to go like I was going to avoid the whole supernatural crap.
01:34:40
And then you guys got me to go off on YouTube.
01:34:43
I went on
01:34:45
the one
01:34:46
I want to I believe, I want to believe, I want to believe.
01:34:51
According to the rules.
01:34:52
None of us are going to heaven because we all do drugs.
01:34:55
All right, how about that?
01:34:57
Do you think you don't? Where does it say that? In the book.
01:34:58
Wait a. Minute. Jesus. Turn water into wine once.
01:35:01
Booze. Booze. Number one.
01:35:02
Losers are bad, aren't they? Come on.
01:35:05
Where does it say that?
01:35:06
Inconsistencies and internal inconsistency.
01:35:10
Why did God.
01:35:11
Why did God write that in the Bible? Out.
01:35:14
Where does it say that in the Bible?
01:35:16
And why would God write that in his Bible that he author himself?
01:35:20
You could sit there and bitch
01:35:21
about God, the Bible and all that shit having to do drugs that.
01:35:25
But marijuana is a plant that was grown that he put here in on this earth.
01:35:30
I'm sure all.
01:35:31
Of us actually have the kind of looks like a mushroom to me, or like a penis.
01:35:35
Those are all you do or don't know.
01:35:38
What I've done has been grown, not. Meant for everybody.
01:35:42
What's the difference?
01:35:42
What is the Bible say about using marijuana?
01:35:45
What's the difference between dropping acid and getting a cure for cancer?
01:35:48
What does it say?
01:35:50
I mean, getting radiation.
01:35:51
We've got to old published. There's the difference.
01:35:54
What's the difference.
01:35:54
Is the job is witness is publish this.
01:35:57
This is this is going to give us a real negative outlook.
01:36:00
First Corinthians.
01:36:01
Paul says everything is permissible for. Me.
01:36:04
Now let me everything is permissible.
01:36:06
Oh, except that.
01:36:08
What is beneficial, everything is permissible for me.
01:36:12
But I will not be mastered by anything.
01:36:15
So basically you can.
01:36:16
Anything is permissible as long as you don't put it above.
01:36:19
God is what the Bible? What about.
01:36:21
I'm not saying this is what I believe in.
01:36:22
I'm saying that's what the Bible says.
01:36:24
That's what it says.
01:36:25
Deuteronomy for principle. Oversight.
01:36:28
All of the counterfeits all.
01:36:29
Of us have put marijuana before God.
01:36:32
I believe if I'm speaking.
01:36:34
How do you even do that? I don't even know how you do that.
01:36:37
What?
01:36:38
Right. That's. Yeah.
01:36:40
Oh, we all have priorities.
01:36:41
You can list them.
01:36:44
So in the Bible compares.
01:36:45
God before everything.
01:36:47
To drunkenness.
01:36:48
It's definitely talks about drunkenness.
01:36:50
But I would disagree that that's not the same.
01:36:53
Drunkenness I have different things getting.
01:36:56
Drunk.
01:36:57
And you disagree to the best of the same.
01:36:59
Yes I.
01:37:00
I would disagree that it is not the same. Correct.
01:37:03
It is the it is not the same.
01:37:04
It is it.
01:37:05
Okay, I would agree with you, but we'd both be wrong.
01:37:10
Okay.
01:37:10
What about the the tree of the fruit
01:37:14
of the knowledge of good and evil?
01:37:17
Do you think they meant?
01:37:18
Do you think that was like weed?
01:37:19
Or do you think that was just.
01:37:22
I think there was an off limits plant weed.
01:37:25
That was a made up story.
01:37:27
Made up story.
01:37:28
It's like, oh, about an off limits plant.
01:37:32
How people are.
01:37:32
Planted.
01:37:33
You're not allowed to partake in not a plant.
01:37:35
It was about off limits.
01:37:37
And God earth, let me tell you, God put that on this earth
01:37:41
in order for people to smoke and for you to see man,
01:37:46
when you smoke marijuana, it enlightens you.
01:37:50
It really does.
01:37:51
I'm not disagreeing that.
01:37:53
He put cyanide on it too, though, so.
01:37:56
I mean. We're not talking. No he doesn't.
01:37:58
I can straight weed.
01:38:00
He can't do anything.
01:38:01
I'm just saying just just the fact that it's created doesn't mean
01:38:04
that it's good for you. On what, kid?
01:38:07
You know, for God.
01:38:09
Keep in mind, I pro I'm pro marijuana 100%.
01:38:13
I know you are.
01:38:15
But I'm just saying that the Bible, with.
01:38:17
All due respect, that's a bunch of malarkey.
01:38:19
Plus, you got to
01:38:20
you got to understand in order to really understand
01:38:22
the Bible, I'm pretty sure you need to learn
01:38:23
a different language, because yes, is translated
01:38:26
to the point where it's very vague to the point where it's wrong.
01:38:31
Why should I learn Greek and Hebrew?
01:38:33
Any Hebrew.
01:38:35
What's the deal with that?
01:38:37
The, secret, the secret library they have over there
01:38:41
that they won't let anybody in the Vatican under the Vatican?
01:38:45
Yeah, they've got some.
01:38:53
Decent crew of fly dragons live.
01:38:55
Just broken the the secret involved in the Vatican.
01:39:00
They have artifacts to show of.
01:39:03
Show and tell.
01:39:04
What are in these artifacts, though?
01:39:06
Really? Probably nothing.
01:39:07
The Indiana Jones crap.
01:39:10
The the, the holy Grail, the Shroud of Turin.
01:39:14
Oh, the the you have phone schematics.
01:39:17
It's not only that, man.
01:39:19
They're they're they're they're hiding so much stuff.
01:39:22
Stuff of that.
01:39:24
These guys, the holy of holies is a meteorite, right?
01:39:28
A Brady is this right that,
01:39:30
the Chinese have landed?
01:39:36
Whatever.
01:39:36
Did a lunar landing with no people in it either?
01:39:39
Yeah. Rover on the rocks on.
01:39:42
Our side of the moon. Is that right?
01:39:45
The Chinese landed.
01:39:46
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:39:48
There you go.
01:39:50
The Chinese have landed.
01:39:52
Don't tell me we haven't been.
01:39:54
623 yesterday.
01:39:56
Share me next birdie.
01:39:58
They go ahead. Man.
01:40:00
Oh yeah that
01:40:02
that's definitely bird.
01:40:09
Is this just
01:40:10
then the Chinese have landed on the moon.
01:40:15
Well Chinese spacecraft landed on the moon.
01:40:18
They walked on the moon. You're Chinese.
01:40:20
Oh, no.
01:40:20
There's no people there.
01:40:21
I don't.
01:40:22
Think.
01:40:22
Oh, this is breaking news.
01:40:26
I just found out I'm half black.
01:40:27
That's going to come as a complete shock to my parents.
01:40:30
The breaking news is that they landed on the dark side.
01:40:34
One of your parents black. Well, oh, the dark, but.
01:40:36
Right, I mean, I yeah.
01:40:38
I want to emphasize it's you got.
01:40:42
I think they refer to it as the far side of the moon.
01:40:45
I mean no, no. They don't.
01:40:47
I'm. No, it's it's the animals.
01:40:50
It faces us directly as much as it does.
01:40:54
And but it's still the dark side of the moon.
01:40:57
But I think you're.
01:40:58
Referring to a Pink Floyd album there.
01:41:00
Yeah, not.
01:41:01
I actual astronomical term.
01:41:03
And other side all the time, guys,
01:41:07
the moon is facing the same direction.
01:41:10
Sure it is, but it's not always lit up on the same fucking side.
01:41:14
The dark. Correct.
01:41:15
So that's what I said.
01:41:17
Oh no, you said rotates.
01:41:19
Supposedly we'll have to. Play it back, but.
01:41:21
Okay.
01:41:22
So the far, far side of the, challenging enforcement,
01:41:26
comic script that you might need to.
01:41:29
Ryan was. Right.
01:41:32
Well, there's always a dark side.
01:41:33
There's a dark side of the earth. I.
01:41:35
I was wrong, I apologize, yes, but the Earth rotates.
01:41:39
The moon does not rotate precisely, doesn't it?
01:41:43
Right. It does. Now. The moon proportionate to us.
01:41:47
Of course.
01:41:47
It rotates a course.
01:41:49
It rotates.
01:41:50
It rotates exactly at the rate of which were spinning.
01:41:53
Which is crazy. No, it does it.
01:41:57
The moon. Yes.
01:41:58
It's always got the same side pointed at us.
01:42:00
That's what makes it nuts.
01:42:02
It makes it unlike any satellite in any solar system that we're aware of.
01:42:08
Does that count as it is spinning?
01:42:11
Because it is really, really interesting.
01:42:14
You always think you're.
01:42:16
In exactly the same speed that it is rotate.
01:42:19
Rotating or.
01:42:20
Spinning and rotating at the same. Time.
01:42:23
It does not rotate its orbits in order.
01:42:26
No orbit.
01:42:27
You're right.
01:42:27
Well, I meant rotating the order.
01:42:30
Does. Oh.
01:42:32
When it does that, the Earth is at such a rate.
01:42:36
But, there's always.
01:42:39
If it rotates and orbits the.
01:42:41
When the moon only orbits
01:42:46
the Earth and does not rotate.
01:42:49
Right.
01:42:49
If you pull it, does it? Yeah.
01:42:51
Otherwise we would be viewing different sides of it.
01:42:54
It rotates at exactly the same rate as it's spinning.
01:42:58
You know, we always see the same side.
01:43:01
How would it.
01:43:02
That's why it has to rotate.
01:43:05
No, it does fascinate.
01:43:06
This is fascinating.
01:43:07
It does, it does you guys okay, Eric, from your point, same rate.
01:43:11
So that the same side is always pointing at us.
01:43:15
That's inaccurate. Don't make me that.
01:43:17
Stop from.
01:43:18
My my my dad is accurate.
01:43:21
Fact. Check this.
01:43:23
So listen. Rover, click radio order. Part.
01:43:26
I can explain this so from your point of view obviously
01:43:28
we always we always see the same face of the moon.
01:43:31
So when it orbits it doesn't look like it's spinning.
01:43:34
But if you were to put an axis through the middle of the moon and it.
01:43:37
Is spinning and.
01:43:38
The sun and everything away as it's spinning around the universe,
01:43:41
it is spinning.
01:43:43
It's just spinning at the correct rate that we always see it.
01:43:46
Exactly the same rate as the orbit.
01:43:49
It's really slow. Spin.
01:43:51
That's not that. Does the two goes around.
01:43:54
That's not the definition of the moon.
01:43:56
Rotate okay. The moon okay.
01:43:58
But it's right on the top.
01:43:59
So it's the most common definition of the word spin.
01:44:04
It's like the way people use the word spin when they say spin,
01:44:07
that's what they mean.
01:44:09
The moon rotates, but not that's.
01:44:11
Exactly what they mean.
01:44:12
Not in relation to the Earth.
01:44:14
Well, I'm telling you what I mean.
01:44:16
I ain't saying what they mean.
01:44:18
I'm just saying the moon.
01:44:19
If you call the Earth spinning around from day to night over here.
01:44:25
Yeah. That you call that spin.
01:44:28
I'm saying. Yeah. Okay. On that spinning.
01:44:30
Oh, depending on your frame of reference and everything is moving around one side.
01:44:36
They call them.
01:44:36
Rotate around the Earth.
01:44:38
See, it doesn't spin as it's rotating.
01:44:41
It does spin. It has to spin.
01:44:43
No it does.
01:44:44
If it didn't spin, we we would we would we would watch it like it's weird.
01:44:49
This doesn't make sense because of the perspective of the earth.
01:44:51
But if it didn't spin, we would see it spin.
01:44:54
It's called relativity.
01:44:56
Lorenzo started it, but Einstein finished it off.
01:45:00
And here I'll even tell you. Boring.
01:45:02
It takes. Lorenzo.
01:45:04
Lorenzo! The Lorenzo principal.
01:45:06
Look up the Lorenzo principal.
01:45:09
The earth, Ralph. Lauren.
01:45:10
Locke like a row. Lorenzo.
01:45:14
You're right. It is locked into the order.
01:45:16
Faces, faces. Face each.
01:45:17
You know it.
01:45:18
The face faces us the same all the time.
01:45:20
But right.
01:45:22
There is a synchronous rotation.
01:45:25
Synchronous rotation is what I was talking about.
01:45:29
No, you were the thing that keeps your faces.
01:45:32
Even though it's going around a circle around a ball.
01:45:36
It had to rotate once every time it goes around, but it does exactly that.
01:45:41
That's the amazing part.
01:45:43
Doesn't look
01:45:44
like the hexagon on Uranus.
01:45:47
It's Neptune.
01:45:48
I guess it's still okay. Very good.
01:45:51
Obviously the I know I've been right
01:45:54
the whole time, but you'll find that's always true.
01:45:59
With all due respect, that's a lot.
01:46:01
All right.
01:46:02
You had me, Gary, till that last date when I.
01:46:05
I know jumping ship does.
01:46:08
All right. Yeah. Somebody says they're always right.
01:46:10
That's the first thing.
01:46:11
You can be assured that they're wrong.
01:46:15
There you go.
01:46:17
What's the first thing I ever got wrong?
01:46:19
Oh, yeah.
01:46:20
Remember 15 minutes ago from the Vatican?
01:46:23
Oh my God.
01:46:25
We're going to look.
01:46:26
At just over 100 acres.
01:46:29
Did you see that city?
01:46:30
Exactly what I saw.
01:46:30
I think we went out park.
01:46:33
And although it's the smallest country in the world,
01:46:36
behind its walls are history's most closely guarded secrets.
01:46:41
The most coveted.
01:46:43
Yeah.
01:46:43
You know that little secret archives.
01:46:47
For centuries, the Vatican secret vaults have been
01:46:49
the subject of speculation and conspiracy theories.
01:46:53
Some think it houses valuable artifacts
01:46:56
stolen from Jerusalem during the Crusades.
01:46:59
Others claim it contains documents indicating that the Vatican
01:47:02
went easy on the Nazis,
01:47:05
and author Curt
01:47:06
Brown famously speculated that it might hold proof
01:47:10
that Jesus Christ actually fathered a child.
01:47:15
The secret wasn't a virgin.
01:47:17
In plain sight.
01:47:19
The unmarked entrance is here.
01:47:21
Well, he just.
01:47:22
Get next to the library, okay?
01:47:25
And direct the less parking spaces is a massive two story underground bunker.
01:47:31
I'm over here stroking my dick. I got low.
01:47:33
Here in the bunker.
01:47:34
Our over 50 miles of shelves.
01:47:37
Centuries of hosting guarded historic documents.
01:47:41
The correspondence of royal families, people, letters.
01:47:45
Deserve that better.
01:47:47
Such as such nice letter from the Civil War wrapped up.
01:47:50
They put it on shelves that we wanted to do.
01:47:53
So some of.
01:47:54
Those of the United States, like native Mary
01:47:57
the born is here.
01:47:59
Yes. Highlights from the Civil.
01:48:01
War when he says, no, we weren't Jesus.
01:48:03
The Civil War was ranching.
01:48:04
Honest honey, honest honey.
01:48:07
It just came from the sky.
01:48:09
Soldiers had invaded the North.
01:48:11
The Union had suffered more than 250,000 casualties in the same here.
01:48:16
1863 the Pope received another.
01:48:19
Hey, wait!
01:48:20
Pause for a second. It's also has it Jefferson.
01:48:22
For what? Brother?
01:48:23
Father just said no, it doesn't have to be that
01:48:25
that there was an immaculate conception and all the mythical stories that a small
01:48:29
group or whatever you were talking about, about the Scientologists,
01:48:34
maybe those are all made up stories to disconnect from,
01:48:38
you know, but but that just because there's
01:48:41
just because the shortest path to passing a minimum is nothing.
01:48:45
And all these crazy stories are everything.
01:48:47
It's possible that it's something in between.
01:48:50
I mean, you know. There's so many something.
01:48:52
You can't take, one crazy story and everything.
01:48:56
Can you take every war
01:48:59
like Covid, like the World Trade Center attack?
01:49:02
All of them are culling the herd.
01:49:05
Oh, wait, Walter, world Trade Center attack.
01:49:07
What are you talking about? War. War?
01:49:11
I thought you were. No.
01:49:12
I was talking about. I'm a no planner.
01:49:15
It was an attack of the World Trade Center.
01:49:18
Is in the world.
01:49:19
No one argues against that.
01:49:22
Someone attacked it.
01:49:25
Yeah,
01:49:27
I think it was an inside job.
01:49:28
But don't tell anybody I said that because they think I'm crazy.
01:49:32
He's ever come up with that idea before?
01:49:36
An inside out?
01:49:39
Yeah, it was.
01:49:39
Culling the herd. Very funny.
01:49:41
Of course.
01:49:42
Religion is all right. Satan.
01:49:44
Satan's religion, man. I mean.
01:49:46
So you're your own topic as your own pick of the show argues against what
01:49:51
you just said because it's more likely that it was an insurance scam.
01:49:54
It's not likely that it was a secret society.
01:49:57
That's trying to change the world. And yeah. Oh.
01:49:59
Oh my God.
01:50:00
Yes, I would argue what you're saying is true.
01:50:04
And the most simple answer is probably the most correct.
01:50:07
And always I think you're on the right.
01:50:10
It's always an insurance. And
01:50:12
well, regardless, you know what I'm saying?
01:50:14
That even church.
01:50:16
Even churches are attacking him, aren't they?
01:50:18
Ryan supports Satan.
01:50:20
And right again, that's why he votes for Biden.
01:50:23
Wait, because he just said no.
01:50:25
He said on this show he doesn't love me. You know.
01:50:28
I don't said he worships Satan.
01:50:29
He said, I don't do nothing.
01:50:31
That's why.
01:50:32
That's why, you see, the Church of Satan was set up by atheists.
01:50:41
No it wasn't.
01:50:42
Which witches are evil.
01:50:44
You said there was nature of Satan.
01:50:47
I've read the, the.
01:50:48
Hold on.
01:50:50
Satan. I like Buddhists, I like Dallas.
01:50:52
They sound here.
01:50:53
I'm pretty fair, man.
01:50:54
If I were to choose anyone to be that one.
01:50:57
So which ones got Buddhism?
01:50:59
Satan.
01:51:00
Satanism I like, I like the Wiccan religion least.
01:51:04
Are you talking Luciferian?
01:51:05
Luciferian ism?
01:51:06
That's pretty much like the Satanic Temple.
01:51:08
No, no, no, that would be the real Satanism.
01:51:12
Yeah, probably.
01:51:13
Right. Gary?
01:51:15
Yeah.
01:51:17
Just where.
01:51:18
Yeah, you'll you'll find that I'm always right.
01:51:20
Luciferian and Satanism is basically there's no higher power.
01:51:24
And you are the higher everything ends it.
01:51:26
Your consciousness. Does that sound familiar?
01:51:28
Precisely. Oh. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
01:51:31
I mean, and then, the good reminder is we need to let go of your ego.
01:51:35
So it's the exact opposite.
01:51:37
So you might as well take, take, take now because there's no reason not to.
01:51:43
Satanism is for like, accountability.
01:51:45
You know, you act like you got to be kind.
01:51:47
You got to be a good human being.
01:51:48
That's like, I've read a few of the, you know, don't.
01:51:52
Don't all of them kind of encompass that, though?
01:51:54
That's just a given. You know, the the golden rule.
01:51:56
Yeah, they all say that. Dude.
01:51:58
Don't you think that's maybe a very. Humanist.
01:52:00
Like, yeah, we all want to be good to each other.
01:52:02
We all want to do that. Sure. I'm with you.
01:52:04
We all want to start grabbing little kids. Wait, what?
01:52:07
Wait, wait a minute.
01:52:09
Like that. I do not advocate.
01:52:11
That common belief.
01:52:12
That common golden rule is always the right religion to get people in the door.
01:52:17
That's why it's fragmented like that.
01:52:20
That's why there's thousands of them.
01:52:22
Yeah, that's on every boom.
01:52:24
What was pubic pubic medical state.
01:52:26
You have.
01:52:28
That's not it.
01:52:33
Satanic cults.
01:52:34
I guess it's a different story.
01:52:35
Not Satanism.
01:52:36
Like there's a religious cult.
01:52:39
You got you guys got to remember
01:52:41
there is no Satan, because, there is not.
01:52:45
Oh, God.
01:52:46
There's no God.
01:52:47
There's right there is no God, and there is no Satan.
01:52:50
Right? Exactly.
01:52:51
Why would he create his own nemesis argument?
01:52:55
But but those are just words that we use to embody good and evil.
01:52:58
I don't believe the.
01:52:59
Literal same words.
01:53:00
Oh how how could how could God, even heaven?
01:53:03
And how would that even make sense?
01:53:06
Right.
01:53:08
Why would you create that?
01:53:09
Okay, in the ultimate battle of good versus evil,
01:53:12
which side you think I'm on?
01:53:15
Obviously the bad side.
01:53:19
Evil?
01:53:20
Can I can I change the question?
01:53:23
Yeah. Can I change?
01:53:24
Can I change the question.
01:53:25
From the on the side? Yes.
01:53:27
In the in the battle of good and evil, do you think?
01:53:30
I think they're fucking evil.
01:53:33
Right.
01:53:34
All right. No they don't.
01:53:36
That's why it's a fictitious question.
01:53:39
There's no ultimate battle of good versus evil.
01:53:42
This isn't. That's not a real thing.
01:53:44
But it's a it's a allergy for a living.
01:53:47
It's an analogy for treating people well.
01:53:49
Okay, so how does this argument work with an analogy.
01:53:53
So the crossroads doesn't it does.
01:53:56
The crossroads is an analogy, right? We've all heard it.
01:53:58
We all think we hit this epiphany.
01:53:59
Yeah. Like, yes, we're either a good person or a bad person.
01:54:02
I'm Gary and I'm all light, all knowing.
01:54:04
It doesn't look good. Yeah, well, why?
01:54:06
These are all analogies for every moment in your life.
01:54:08
The way you're supposed to be.
01:54:09
A crossroads is every moment.
01:54:11
The decision
01:54:11
you're making next is the one where you the the battle between good and evil.
01:54:15
If you want to put it
01:54:16
somebody on your shoulder, your grandma and your grandpa, whoever you like,
01:54:21
pushing you in the right direction.
01:54:22
Yeah.
01:54:23
Angel. Satan is. Radiant draw.
01:54:25
It's radiant draw for me.
01:54:27
These are all analogies. Awesome.
01:54:29
Mine is good and evil.
01:54:31
God, that had.
01:54:32
The happens every second of every moment of your life.
01:54:37
Okay, you don't get a amen.
01:54:39
You don't declare yourself good.
01:54:40
And then just stop making these crossroad style decisions.
01:54:44
You have to do it. Your next one, two, and the one after that.
01:54:46
And the one.
01:54:47
Everyone I know, I believe in that is absolutely.
01:54:51
You just have.
01:54:51
To me, I follow through, I do, I follow through in.
01:54:55
Instead of out looking for Jesus.
01:54:57
Help me name all of the other people that had filthy hippies
01:55:00
living on their property this last weekend.
01:55:02
Named all of them
01:55:04
I know, I know, I'll give you all the time in the world to name all the people
01:55:08
that allowed filthy hippies to live on their property last week.
01:55:11
Wait a second, wait a second.
01:55:13
You know, my two college kids qualify.
01:55:15
So I did.
01:55:17
Yeah. Yes, they are deadbeats.
01:55:18
Qualify for what?
01:55:20
No, no, they're not deadbeats, but they're hippies.
01:55:21
They're, you know, it's I don't understand. It's
01:55:25
a Brady throwback.
01:55:26
Yeah. Right. Yeah.
01:55:27
But you take them in anyway remember man.
01:55:30
Because if we all do this otherwise. Oh.
01:55:34
All right.
01:55:35
No, you did a good job raising filthy hippies.
01:55:38
Wop wop wop.
01:55:40
Never mind.
01:55:40
I lost my train of thought again.
01:55:42
Yeah, but they were crocs.
01:55:44
Like any. You.
01:55:47
I'm just wondering, I, I really that's like.
01:55:50
He's wearing a croc on his face, isn't he?
01:55:52
Isn't that a croc? He never he like.
01:55:54
Yes. Finally.
01:55:57
Okay. Sure. Go ahead.
01:55:59
Personal attack.
01:56:00
Yeah, exactly.
01:56:03
I'm going to wear a mask next week.
01:56:06
It's weird when I.
01:56:07
When I google, when I Google satanic killer, all kinds of crazy shit comes up.
01:56:11
And when I google Christian killer like it, just there's a guy who's unique
01:56:15
to virgin killer
01:56:16
and he's a he's responsible for blockchain distribution and ledgers.
01:56:19
There's Christian killer who's actually a doctor.
01:56:22
Yeah, I can fix.
01:56:23
I can fix that for you.
01:56:24
AD add the word crusades to your search.
01:56:27
You just need to.
01:56:28
You need to put Christian crusades.
01:56:30
You'll find the killers you're looking for.
01:56:31
Yeah. Rules of the Satanic Temple.
01:56:34
And then you'll get it. It'll be.
01:56:35
This Christian killer, junior.
01:56:38
May I make a suggestion.
01:56:39
And. PhD student verifies email? Probably.
01:56:42
The affiliation doesn't necessarily make you good or bad, either.
01:56:46
You could be a Christian and still be a bad person.
01:56:49
You could be a Satanist and be a good person.
01:56:51
Sure. Who even is?
01:56:52
Who even decides?
01:56:53
Do you do you get to decide yourself, or does your spouse to decide?
01:56:56
Or people around you closer to strangers, or to peers, or to public?
01:56:58
Or does the president who decides if you're good or bad?
01:57:02
I need to know.
01:57:03
I need to register for this.
01:57:04
I would ask, very good.
01:57:06
God, there's a book.
01:57:07
It says, my story from jungle killer to Christian missionary.
01:57:11
So he went from murderer to like Christian.
01:57:13
So he wasn't, like, the opposite of what I'm looking for.
01:57:16
But yeah, but see, that's kind of. Weird how that is.
01:57:18
Those are the kind of people that you have to watch
01:57:21
because, man, they're they, they they have a strange side to them.
01:57:25
You know, I don't want to call it maybe a phony side, but there
01:57:29
there's really something there, man.
01:57:31
You know, there you may keep your eye, keep your eye out around those eye people.
01:57:36
Phony is accurate.
01:57:39
From phonies and.
01:57:40
Fraud is accurate, too. Yeah.
01:57:43
Fraudulent. Maybe.
01:57:44
You know. Precisely.
01:57:46
There's always something in that, man.
01:57:48
And I had it in my own family, and I saw it, man.
01:57:51
So, you know, you ain't gotta change my mind on that.
01:57:54
I already know so.
01:57:56
Guys, I'm going to watch the rest of the show.
01:57:59
This is the closest thing I found.
01:58:01
I don't. Brilliant.
01:58:02
Thank you sir. Thank you brother.
01:58:05
I am okay.
01:58:06
Have a good night, man.
01:58:08
Have a good night.
01:58:08
Let's talk to you, buddy.
01:58:12
Yeah.
01:58:12
So the only thing I found that was close enough is a Fort Lewis soldier,
01:58:15
Christian Davis, murdered wife, Dorothy.
01:58:19
So his name is Christian.
01:58:20
So that's.
01:58:22
His name is Christian?
01:58:24
Yeah. So that's the closest I could find.
01:58:26
Okay, I'm still scrolling. I'm still scrolling. I don't know.
01:58:30
I found an interesting fact.
01:58:32
Christian killer had a research PhD. He.
01:58:38
Yeah, I don't know.
01:58:39
Good job.
01:58:40
If you look in a mirror at your eyes and then you switch from
01:58:44
one eye to the other, you cannot see your eyeballs move.
01:58:50
That is because your brain deletes
01:58:53
the moving parts when your eye
01:58:57
muscles move, your brain knows to shut off that part of the receptors,
01:59:02
and it deletes like nanoseconds.
01:59:06
Micro seconds off your memory.
01:59:09
So when you're forming and I'm, I'm going to blame that on being high.
01:59:14
So no, no, that that happens.
01:59:17
Like Gary everyone is not going to like my vaporizer.
01:59:21
Your brain draws everything.
01:59:22
Your brain creates the smell, your olfactory all from sensors.
01:59:26
Your brain creates everything.
01:59:27
I, I totally understand that brain.
01:59:29
You know that.
01:59:31
So okay, I got I got you there.
01:59:34
You know where I'm going with this, right? Nope.
01:59:37
Your entire experience is manufactured in your brain.
01:59:42
It's stored in your brain.
01:59:43
I don't know if it's manufactured.
01:59:44
I mean, it recreated.
01:59:47
And you told me symbolically.
01:59:50
So you're saying you're at the helm?
01:59:51
You're the author again, because a couple of episodes ago,
01:59:54
you were saying that you didn't know who the fuck was I?
01:59:55
Teeter totter.
01:59:57
What do you want me to do, make a decision?
01:59:59
Teeter totter is are dangerous, man.
02:00:00
My cousin knock this tooth out on a teeter totter.
02:00:03
Yeah. Yeah.
02:00:04
You know why, dipshit?
02:00:05
What kind of reason? No.
02:00:06
Do you know why?
02:00:07
Because I was a small little kid.
02:00:09
I was no, I was, I was a small little kid, and he was like normal sized.
02:00:13
Yeah.
02:00:15
So we didn't balance.
02:00:16
And he did his best, but.
02:00:18
Yeah. You flung him off of there.
02:00:20
Yeah. No, no.
02:00:21
No, no, he was about to fling me off of there and I was like, wait a minute.
02:00:25
Keep in mind I. Was trying to say ten. 11.
02:00:27
I'm like, I'm 60 pounds.
02:00:28
He's got to be 100, 120 pounds.
02:00:31
I'm going to go flying off of there.
02:00:32
So I jumped off at the last second and he went,
02:00:35
oh yeah. Wow.
02:00:39
Textile and
02:00:40
costume Brady when I was younger.
02:00:44
But when I was a young kid and I still remember
02:00:47
this man till this day, man, I can feel it.
02:00:49
Even, when I was younger, I went on a slide.
02:00:52
I had to be probably six, seven years old, you know, and the slide had one.
02:00:58
And that.
02:00:59
Jerry jet. Ever seen one of those?
02:01:01
I like to hump stories.
02:01:02
Yeah. The seven year old hump.
02:01:04
The first time I go down it, man, I go down the hump
02:01:08
and the hump threw me in the air, man.
02:01:10
And off of the slide, man.
02:01:11
And I landed on fucking oops.
02:01:14
Crashed on the cement.
02:01:19
It was a trip, man.
02:01:20
I'm telling you.
02:01:22
You know how, Trump
02:01:24
was just convicted on 34 felony charges
02:01:27
from 20 1637? Oh.
02:01:31
I think it was 34.
02:01:33
You can quote me on this.
02:01:34
It was 34.
02:01:37
And, yeah, I don't know.
02:01:41
Yes. And eight.
02:01:44
Shut the fuck up. Years ago
02:01:47
and since it was eight years ago,
02:01:49
that puts it beyond the statute of limitations.
02:01:52
Yeah. Does this even. Count?
02:01:55
No. He'll get he'll win his appeal on that alone.
02:01:57
Yeah, exactly.
02:01:58
What do you. Want to hear, Ben Shapiro?
02:02:00
Break it down.
02:02:01
Yes I do.
02:02:02
Wait.
02:02:03
Before I usually do, I hear Ben Shapiro, but I do.
02:02:06
He's already campaigning by just.
02:02:09
More about the timing.
02:02:10
It's an excuse to play a drop.
02:02:13
He's on his sentence.
02:02:14
His sentencing is two days before the RNC.
02:02:18
Three days.
02:02:19
Three days.
02:02:19
But I don't mean to correct everybody on everything, but you're all wrong.
02:02:23
I don't agree with you. But then we both be wrong.
02:02:25
I tried to make it, exaggerated it to make it even worse than it was.
02:02:29
Okay, good, I apologize.
02:02:31
I knew he was scary, but I knew it was three days too. I
02:02:35
also, fear draws the target.
02:02:37
There
02:02:39
would be no point of talking if I said if we agreed with Gary,
02:02:42
we'd all be right and there'd be no point at,
02:02:46
Precisely.
02:02:48
No. Yes, yes, that deserves a hit off the bat.
02:02:52
No. Yeah. Oh, yeah, it does.
02:02:54
Hey, play the bumper again.
02:02:58
Do the. No. Yes. Yes.
02:02:59
Again. Brady.
02:03:00
Yeah.
02:03:01
No way man, you got me going back and forth like a fucking dog.
02:03:04
Chase my dad. No.
02:03:06
Yes. Leave some of my.
02:03:08
No. Yeah, yeah.
02:03:11
Can we get much weight?
02:03:13
This may mean something else for the chosen people here.
02:03:17
Oh, we mean we mean smoke weed, not ascend to heaven, but let's.
02:03:21
Let's go. Right.
02:03:22
Let's try.
02:03:23
Both. I so.
02:03:25
All right.
02:03:27
Oh, oh, oh,
02:03:33
can we drop the tires?
02:03:35
Nice.
02:03:38
Oh, give me a white guy.
02:03:40
Oh oh. Is.
02:03:47
He. Yeah.
02:03:52
Wow. That's.
02:03:53
Yeah. Exactly.
02:03:56
I thought you were going to break down a fucking track and shit there,
02:03:59
or whatever you call it.
02:04:00
I started farting hardly at a retarded garden party.
02:04:03
I said, I'm sorry, but it's hard to be.
02:04:05
Pardon me?
02:04:07
Well, you know,
02:04:10
it, like.
02:04:11
Such as the kids intro music.
02:04:14
The kid never got his intro music.
02:04:15
Lights magically.
02:04:16
Means there's. That matters bad for them.
02:04:20
Why do you think this is?
02:04:23
I personally believe
02:04:25
that, yes, Americans are unable to do so because,
02:04:30
some people out there in our nation don't have bats.
02:04:35
And, I believe that our education like, such.
02:04:38
As, like such as matter.
02:04:40
Like gravity.
02:04:41
Such as South Africa and, Dirac everywhere.
02:04:44
Like, such as. Like such as Bitcoin.
02:04:47
Like such as.
02:04:48
And I believe that they should
02:04:51
our education over here and then us should help the U.S.
02:04:55
I should help South Africa, it should help the Iraq and the Asian countries.
02:05:00
So we will be able to build up our future for our.
02:05:04
Thank you very much. Like such as. Like.
02:05:10
Go to America and know
02:05:14
every girl I know but never know.
02:05:19
We too love the America.
02:05:21
The entire case was predicated on the idea
02:05:23
that Donald Trump falsified business records in 2017,
02:05:27
in order to cover up some sort of payments to Stormy Daniels and Gary.
02:05:31
Implicitly.
02:05:31
That's news of the election.
02:05:34
No, that's not a legit it.
02:05:36
Could be charged by the state prosecution was actually available.
02:05:40
Because the reality, of course, is that the Federal Elections Commission
02:05:43
had investigated all of this and found nothing that was particularly noteworthy.
02:05:47
But the prosecutor, Alvin Bragg, decided that he was going
02:05:50
to bring a charge against Trump,
02:05:51
a felony charge, come hell or high water, because he was going to get Trump.
02:05:55
He said this as early as 2021, and judge in this case.
02:05:58
Campaigned on a. Machine made very clear throughout the case.
02:06:01
He wanted Trump convicted.
02:06:02
He basically colluded with the prosecutor in order to craft charges
02:06:05
in such a way that they could avoid the jury's scrutiny.
02:06:09
And then, of course, Donald Trump was convicted.
02:06:10
And then the minute you say, hold up a second, it seems like Donald
02:06:14
Trump, despite all of his bad behavior, didn't actually commit a crime here.
02:06:17
And that of the various charges being brought against Donald Trump.
02:06:20
This one is by far the weakest.
02:06:21
And what it really looks like here is that you ginned up a false case
02:06:25
and put it in New York City, in front of a Manhattan
02:06:27
jury that hates Donald Trump, in order to simply go after him and take him out
02:06:31
in advance of the election.
02:06:32
If you point out all that, then the same Democrats who will tell you
02:06:36
that the Supreme Court is illegitimate and ought to be ended around
02:06:39
the same, Democrats will tell you that Donald Trump was a Russian spy,
02:06:42
and that the election of 2016 was effectively rigged
02:06:45
on behalf of Donald Trump by Facebook and the Russians.
02:06:48
Those same people will tell you that you are undermining America's institutions.
02:06:52
If you point out that this prosecution of Donald Trump is crap,
02:06:56
those exact same people.
02:06:56
I never agree with Ben Shapiro.
02:06:59
What do you spy on?
02:07:03
Dude, right.
02:07:04
Every word he said was true.
02:07:06
That's spot on is called a yamaka.
02:07:08
Oh, yeah. Right.
02:07:09
This is my real hair.
02:07:12
But I got,
02:07:15
I know what that.
02:07:16
So, was that your hack?
02:07:18
Did you actually wear that hockey mask to play, or is that just,
02:07:22
That's not even a hockey mask.
02:07:23
That's a Halloween mask.
02:07:25
Where is it? Like, it's,
02:07:27
It reminds me of the face huggers.
02:07:29
What was that movie?
02:07:30
What movie were the face huggers?
02:07:33
Face on. A porno.
02:07:34
You watching?
02:07:36
Never heard.
02:07:36
Oh, you know, sorry.
02:07:39
I want to say Rick and Morty.
02:07:41
Face huggers, man.
02:07:42
You know, this mask.
02:07:43
This mask here was one of the original.
02:07:46
Oh, invade.
02:07:47
Snap.
02:07:47
Where Pfizer's invasion of the Body Snatchers.
02:07:52
I don't
02:07:52
want to say what it was a Rick and Morty, but those.
02:07:58
I don't know nothing about it, man.
02:08:00
Rick and Morty, I win.
02:08:03
Is Rick Sanchez for Halloween a couple of years ago.
02:08:06
Okay, what kind of mask he have?
02:08:09
Oh, I wore my face.
02:08:12
Okay.
02:08:14
We're back to you and Robert.
02:08:16
Her because somehow on federal gun charges, you'll recall.
02:08:20
Actually, here are the tapes under merit, darling, that we can't even.
02:08:23
Oh, the movie was instead let off.
02:08:26
Can you hear that?
02:08:26
When it's when it's not like, No,
02:08:29
no, these Japanese are even speaking.
02:08:33
Okay? Because I was just. Oh, just.
02:08:34
Because it was recently let off the hook
02:08:36
by his own Department of Justice, not because he didn't commit crimes.
02:08:40
Department of justice.
02:08:42
And yeah, he's out there
02:08:43
specifically claiming that he believes in the rule of law.
02:08:46
This is the same president of the United States
02:08:48
who was recently let off the hook by his own department of Justice,
02:08:52
not because he didn't commit crimes related to mishandling
02:08:55
of classified information. He clearly did.
02:08:57
He was instead let off because he was deemed effectively senile by Robert.
02:09:01
Her, who's the prosecutor at the DOJ.
02:09:03
And now the judge is trying to claim under Merrick Garland that we can't even hear
02:09:08
the tapes of the transcripts between Biden and Robert her,
02:09:12
because somehow that would violate confidential procedures.
02:09:14
The DOJ, despite the fact that we have the entire text of the transcripts,
02:09:17
we can actually hear the tape because we might actually hear
02:09:20
this doddering old fool.
02:09:23
So he's covering up a cover
02:09:24
up is basically what has happened with regard to the classified information.
02:09:28
But don't worry, if you doubt the rule of law, then that's because you're bad.
02:09:32
Right now.
02:09:33
Hunter Biden is about to start his trial today on federal charges.
02:09:38
You'll recall
02:09:39
that he lied on a federal form on Hunter Biden and said that he was
02:09:42
not addicted to drugs. He was, in fact, addicted to drugs.
02:09:44
And then he bought a gun and then he proceeded to toss that gun
02:09:48
into a dumpster.
02:09:49
His girlfriend at the time was his late brother's widow.
02:09:52
So again, all sorts of things happening inside the Biden family also,
02:09:55
she actually took the gun away from him and it ended up in a dumpster.
02:10:00
It ended up in a dumpster near a school.
02:10:03
And then Secret Service attempted to cover all of that up.
02:10:06
And yet we're supposed to believe that all of this is on the up and up.
02:10:09
Then the DOJ tried to cut a sweetheart deal under Merrick Garland
02:10:12
with Hunter Biden, whereby the gun and drug charges
02:10:16
would be directed toward some sort of outpatient treatment facility.
02:10:21
And in the middle of that deal was buried a quiet provision
02:10:24
that suggested that all of Hunter Biden's tax charges would also disappear.
02:10:28
And only because
02:10:29
the judge in that particular case looked at that settlement agreement.
02:10:31
And what a living hell I've never even remotely seen anything like that.
02:10:35
It's only because of that.
02:10:36
Was the deal scuttled?
02:10:38
And that's why Joe Biden's son is on trial?
02:10:41
Well, by the way, Joe Biden has decided to up the ante
02:10:44
in terms of his defenses of Hunter.
02:10:46
You'll recall
02:10:47
that he spent the last several years saying that Hunter did nothing wrong.
02:10:50
Hunter is the smartest person he knows.
02:10:52
Well, now, in the last week alone, the president of the United States,
02:10:55
this upstanding
02:10:56
member of the institutionalist caucus, the man who stands up for the rule of law,
02:11:01
he's deployed himself down
02:11:02
to Wilmington, Delaware, where he will be present for his son's trial.
02:11:06
Also, about six days ago, he traveled over to visit
02:11:10
with Hallie Biden, who is the key witness in the gun
02:11:13
and drug charges that are being brought against his son,
02:11:18
which looks a lot like some a little bit like witness tampering,
02:11:21
like just a little bit.
02:11:23
Hallie Biden is expected to be called this witness number three,
02:11:25
when prosecutors for special counsel David Weiss's criminal gun case against
02:11:29
Hunter Biden start their trial on Monday in Delaware.
02:11:32
The white House, of course, denied that that had anything to do
02:11:35
with hundreds with the Joe's visit to Hawley.
02:11:37
Apparently they just get together and they play bridge or something.
02:11:41
But no, I had nothing to do with the trial whatsoever.
02:11:45
Green Trump has said she's family.
02:11:46
She was married, obviously, to his lieutenant.
02:11:48
I think that's something to mention.
02:11:49
Also, as you're asking your question to me, and it was not about hell, Biden says.
02:11:53
I'm sure it never came up.
02:11:54
I'm sure never came up.
02:11:54
Just like just like the meeting between Loretta Lynch
02:11:57
and Bill Clinton on the tarmac in 2016. I'll bet it never came up.
02:12:00
I mean, it was all just, you know, just a weird coincidence,
02:12:03
just a weird coincidence.
02:12:05
We'll get some more on the.
02:12:08
November number, vanity Fair,
02:12:11
because I feel like I have heard enough tension.
02:12:13
Period. For one. Evening.
02:12:16
Oh, my God, I'm.
02:12:20
Yeah, it was done before.
02:12:21
You said it was done. So,
02:12:25
I don't know. Okay, good.
02:12:26
Maybe. Shut the fuck up, kid.
02:12:28
Okay. Eat my shorts. Brown side up,
02:12:34
I like how, draws fake background.
02:12:37
Makes his body disappear sometimes.
02:12:39
Yeah, I know it's cool.
02:12:41
Yeah, it's.
02:12:42
Joe Biden's grudge. Don't you see the,
02:12:44
the push in the background here?
02:12:46
It's very I don't know, it's it's it's embedded in your chest or that.
02:12:51
What? All the bullshit.
02:12:52
Whatever. Corvette. Yeah. Whatever it is. Yeah, it's.
02:12:54
I'm sure the classified documents I think are right around here, I think.
02:12:58
And also Fedex.
02:13:01
It was apparently your Fedex.
02:13:03
I think it's in some of these boxes here.
02:13:06
Well.
02:13:08
Yeah.
02:13:09
I don't understand
02:13:09
because there is that I'm assuming that's going to come up at some point.
02:13:12
The fact that he was deemed.
02:13:17
Uneasy not to be.
02:13:19
Denied for a crime that he committed when he wasn't, you know.
02:13:24
Yeah. And and the president is there.
02:13:27
It's like they found that the president was incompetent.
02:13:31
I want to steal the crown jewels or whatever.
02:13:35
The most expensive diamond is in the world.
02:13:37
And then I'm going to be senile afterwards.
02:13:40
Yeah. And I'll just be able to keep it right.
02:13:44
Yeah.
02:13:45
That doesn't mean lost all it like the evidence is.
02:13:47
There. I have it right. So, like, the evidence is that.
02:13:49
You launder it through the Ukraine.
02:13:51
If you launder. The.
02:13:52
Crime, then you might be able to get to keep it.
02:13:55
Are we back to money laundering?
02:13:58
Yeah, man. Sure. It's going. This is.
02:14:00
I mean, money laundering is a cottage industry.
02:14:04
That's right.
02:14:04
Oh, is it from up north?
02:14:08
No, it's down south.
02:14:10
Special.
02:14:13
Oh, well, how can that old man not be.
02:14:16
The Vatican Vatican national anthem?
02:14:19
No. How can he not be fit to be tried but be fit to be president?
02:14:26
How does that make sense?
02:14:27
I'm fit to be tried.
02:14:30
I don't know what the volume.
02:14:33
Yeah, I can't hear it.
02:14:35
Yeah, I can no mass,
02:14:37
no sound or anything. Yeah.
02:14:39
Hit it.
02:14:40
Oh, all right baby.
02:14:42
Oh oh my blue.
02:14:45
That was mentioned.
02:14:46
Medicine. It.
02:14:51
Right out the door man.
02:14:53
Wait. I'm gonna bring it back.
02:14:56
Yeah, yeah.
02:14:57
You got this old lady.
02:14:58
What she shawty
02:15:01
old lady. What I show you.
02:15:03
What's up? The flag. Flag.
02:15:05
What's up buddy?
02:15:17
What?
02:15:22
Is this? Oh.
02:15:27
Oh, look at the drunkenness, right?
02:15:29
Yeah.
02:15:32
Yeah.
02:15:36
My. One.
02:15:41
Okay. That,
02:15:44
I like it a lot.
02:15:46
If you keep. Yes.
02:15:52
No no no no no.
02:15:59
Yeah.
02:16:01
Oh. Yeah.
02:16:03
Well, it just keeps going and going pretty.
02:16:06
I want one more video request.
02:16:08
And then is the bagpiper from my aunt's 80th birthday party.
02:16:13
Oh, I watched him suck it down.
02:16:15
Yeah,
02:16:16
I don't know if that video is.
02:16:17
Yes, that was another copy.
02:16:21
I, I actually don't,
02:16:23
but that was taken from my phone seven years ago.
02:16:27
Why couldn't you?
02:16:28
It was for my my parents 50th wedding anniversary.
02:16:31
It wasn't my.
02:16:32
He also played at my aunt's 80th last year, but I don't have video of that.
02:16:37
Who did I can't you play Brady?
02:16:39
There are that video exists actually.
02:16:42
Play what?
02:16:42
What the.
02:16:44
The bagpipe player. Please.
02:16:47
Bagpipe video from, From the tube.
02:16:49
You can do it. I can do it. You can't do it.
02:16:52
I don't think I can.
02:16:52
It's on the two of. It's on the two. Why couldn't you.
02:16:54
Tell the two?
02:16:56
It wasn't on the tube.
02:16:57
It is on the tube.
02:17:00
Oh, no, I said it's on the number.
02:17:02
I said to the library prior.
02:17:05
To the number. You.
02:17:08
Yeah.
02:17:08
Yeah, yeah, yeah. So that's why you think.
02:17:10
You said the number?
02:17:12
I'll show you. I'll show you what I got here.
02:17:14
Okay? Okay.
02:17:15
It might be choppy.
02:17:17
Okay, I see Brady.
02:17:18
He's just sent me a clip of his penis.
02:17:21
I'm not able to save it or any.
02:17:23
Whoop. Damn it.
02:17:24
All right, just play this. Play it.
02:17:26
Can you see I'm unable.
02:17:29
Oh, no.
02:17:31
Here we go. George.
02:17:32
Got to take a look and see.
02:17:34
I'm getting value from my production dollars.
02:17:38
No sound you can hear.
02:17:40
Well, okay.
02:17:41
Well, that's kind of the thing about bagpipe performance.
02:17:46
That's weird.
02:17:49
Fucking goddamn quick thing.
02:17:51
Where the bagpipe.
02:17:52
Game. Gary. And it's three g. Hold on.
02:17:56
It wasn't Scotland.
02:17:57
The Braves did not play Scotland. The brave parade
02:18:01
always got the brave.
02:18:02
Oh, get this off the screen.
02:18:04
What is this?
02:18:05
This is bothering the fuck out of me because everything's doubled up.
02:18:07
It's okay. Yeah.
02:18:08
There it is.
02:18:09
Better.
02:18:12
I don't want that.
02:18:13
Okay? Yeah.
02:18:14
Scour the brave.
02:18:15
Well, today I gave this answer on Family Feud.
02:18:18
Got to be careful. Not good. Hundred men.
02:18:21
Name something you like your girlfriend to do to your face.
02:18:25
I want to say sit.
02:18:25
Oh, yes. One.
02:18:31
Honestly.
02:18:31
Sit on it.
02:18:33
Did I?
02:18:37
How y'all getting number?
02:18:41
Shit.
02:18:42
Okay.
02:18:45
The number one.
02:18:46
Everybody or.
02:18:50
Everybody feel better. Now?
02:18:54
Yeah.
02:18:57
I hear it
02:18:59
here, I hear it.
02:19:00
That's not me
02:19:02
who's playing.
02:19:03
That is. Look, it's not me.
02:19:06
Damn.
02:19:08
He's playing.
02:19:10
Tell me there's no afterlife.
02:19:11
See, there's some other power here at work.
02:19:14
And the fourth producer.
02:19:17
Watch out for I support.
02:19:19
You know what? I guess I could have done that too.
02:19:21
I didn't think of that. But I've done what?
02:19:24
Just blasted it over the speaker.
02:19:31
This is the video I.
02:19:32
I showed the bagpipe man.
02:19:35
So when you first show, what's the, mythical
02:19:40
being that's half horse, half man.
02:19:43
What's that?
02:19:46
Senator scimitar.
02:19:48
Yeah. The entire.
02:19:50
Centaur. Center. Horse, half man.
02:19:52
What I see.
02:19:53
Oh, is that a knife?
02:19:54
That's straight. So it's.
02:19:57
Oh, when you when you first.
02:19:59
Texted it to me, there's something behind the guy.
02:20:01
There's, like, a chair. And I really thought.
02:20:03
I sent you rainbow kittens. I've never seen.
02:20:05
I've never even seen any rainbow kittens.
02:20:07
All episode.
02:20:09
I don't think I can show.
02:20:12
Just real show.
02:20:13
Rainbow kittens I only have for rainbow kittens.
02:20:16
That's all I ever ask for in my entire life.
02:20:18
My lifelong dream was to show rainbow kittens.
02:20:20
You came for that.
02:20:22
You sent it to the wrong one.
02:20:24
You want to send the show?
02:20:25
If you anything you wanted to show you go to for server.
02:20:28
Okay, okay, I can for myself.
02:20:32
No. That's fine.
02:20:33
Everything's under doors.
02:20:34
Got it. You always got everything. No one.
02:20:37
Oh, well, that's what I said.
02:20:38
That's what I'm paying you guys.
02:20:39
Or this is personal money.
02:20:42
Hey, you get what you.
02:20:44
Know of the bagpipe? Play the bagpipe.
02:20:45
You can control that one. Well, I pull it.
02:20:49
We got a person.
02:20:50
Waiting for it that.
02:20:52
Oh, it's like I'm there.
02:20:55
Those people look like me because they're related.
02:20:58
Those are my relatives.
02:21:00
That's my, That's my sister right there.
02:21:04
That's my aunt right there.
02:21:06
Are you sure they want to be on the show?
02:21:08
Yeah. Oh, they're fine with them.
02:21:11
She looks like they look a symptom center or whatever.
02:21:13
Right there. They got a horse.
02:21:15
What's a chair?
02:21:17
He looks like a horse man right there.
02:21:19
That's my father.
02:21:21
That's my dad.
02:21:21
Look, your dad looks like a horse man.
02:21:24
Papa, I was next to the horse.
02:21:26
Grand Papa.
02:21:29
He. Well, he looks like me.
02:21:31
He looks an awful lot like me.
02:21:34
And he should, but he's black.
02:21:36
You said. Yeah. No. Half black.
02:21:41
What's the difference, Papa?
02:21:44
I don't have any idea.
02:21:45
I really don't
02:21:48
look, I said we're genetically closer
02:21:50
to chimpanzees than tigers are to lions.
02:21:54
Seattle Chairman Grady.
02:21:56
Full screen on it.
02:21:57
I don't.
02:21:57
I also said the bird is dying.
02:22:01
Kittens. Oh, boy, are you kidding me?
02:22:04
Wow, that's a pretty rainbow. Kittens.
02:22:07
Yeah. Rainbow bird.
02:22:10
Can you friggin believe that?
02:22:12
All the rainbow kittens you.
02:22:15
I know,
02:22:18
it's like your head.
02:22:18
Part of your head disappears.
02:22:20
You got an Elmo hand permanently?
02:22:23
Oh, yeah. You already had that.
02:22:25
They really did. That.
02:22:28
What are you doing?
02:22:28
You're pulling me out.
02:22:32
Hahaha.
02:22:35
Whoa!
02:22:37
What?
02:22:37
You are a retarded.
02:22:39
What happen.
02:22:40
It's getting a little bit to add on.
02:22:42
Yeah. Zoo.
02:22:43
I got to go whack off right now.
02:22:46
When I said face I that.
02:22:51
Not now.
02:22:51
Yeah.
02:22:53
Hahaha.
02:22:55
It's.
02:22:57
Our drops are fantastic.
02:22:58
Gentlemen.
02:23:00
Let's broaden our minds.
02:23:02
Lawrence.
02:23:07
Seriously?
02:23:12
Draw.
02:23:12
Looks like the green kitten right now.
02:23:16
You got.
02:23:16
It's cats with a man. Yeah. He does.
02:23:19
Gary's got his, Star Wars characters.
02:23:23
Star Wars characters?
02:23:25
Yeah. He's good.
02:23:26
I know there was the Star Wars.
02:23:28
He. Gets it right 100% of the time.
02:23:31
That means he knows exactly what he's doing.
02:23:35
The Star Wars general.
02:23:37
Are those always wrong?
02:23:39
No matter what? If I. If I grab the,
02:23:43
Okay, so we're just troopers.
02:23:45
You should shoot the blasters.
02:23:48
Sure.
02:23:48
Which movie series did the stormtroopers that shot these blasters come from?
02:23:55
Lord of the rings. Correct.
02:23:57
I knew to get it right. Now, a Trek. No, no, no Star Trek.
02:24:01
See what I mean?
02:24:01
But he always gets it wrong.
02:24:04
Which means he always knows the right answer
02:24:07
because he he.
02:24:09
If it was just chance, he would get it half right, half wrong.
02:24:12
But no, he always gets it wrong on these.
02:24:18
Which means he knows exactly.
02:24:20
He's such a nerd.
02:24:22
He's trying to hide it
02:24:24
like you can't tell I'm a nerd because I'm always getting it wrong.
02:24:28
But we're on there.
02:24:30
Nothing wrong with nerds, man.
02:24:33
Nerds.
02:24:35
Was it for nerds, man? We wouldn't have.
02:24:39
We wouldn't have stowed refrigerators, air
02:24:43
conditioning, or the Chinese on the far side of the moon.
02:24:47
Man. Oh. No. Oh, that's. Oh, that's the aliens.
02:24:49
That's right. Well.
02:24:50
I they are a bunch of mindless trendies over there, man.
02:24:56
They're a bunch of mindless trendies.
02:24:59
Where's the clip?
02:25:01
Where's the,
02:25:03
Oh, yeah.
02:25:04
Find the bumper.
02:25:06
Kitty, kitty.
02:25:09
We got a dual deer flag or a trio.
02:25:12
Ready? Yeah.
02:25:12
Hit it.
02:25:12
Remember?
02:25:16
You're never left out of the loop already.
02:25:18
But typically it's geared towards ledge.
02:25:20
But since it's an open group now.
02:25:23
Dear flag, my husband and I live in a lovely old neighborhood
02:25:28
and have enjoyed wonderful neighbors over many years.
02:25:32
The homes are close together, with windows often left open in spring,
02:25:36
summer and fall as large shade trees keep our homes cool.
02:25:40
A couple of years ago, our longtime next door neighbors moved in.
02:25:43
A new neighbor, a single woman, moved in.
02:25:47
She was quiet, and we would occasionally visit in the yard.
02:25:51
Well, over the last few months, a problem has developed.
02:25:55
I like her. This is going.
02:25:57
This neighbor has a new male friend who is there
02:26:00
much of the time since the new friends arrival.
02:26:04
Loud moaning sounds frequently.
02:26:08
Emanate.
02:26:10
Oh, you got it right.
02:26:11
Don't, don't, baby, you got her.
02:26:14
You're the parent.
02:26:16
You know. You got me using that right?
02:26:19
He did say that, right? He said it right.
02:26:21
He actually got it right.
02:26:24
Yeah.
02:26:24
But I started to today junior it. So.
02:26:27
Yeah.
02:26:29
Sounds frequently emanate from her home.
02:26:32
It quickly went from a bit funny to shocking to annoying.
02:26:36
It's unbelievable how long,
02:26:39
how loud and prolonged the moaning sounds are. The.
02:26:42
Oh, gods. The slapping and spanking sounds.
02:26:46
Not to mention the frequent back to back sessions.
02:26:48
God damn our neighbors hear it and have commented.
02:26:52
So it's not just we who are offended our neighbor.
02:26:57
I11 neighbor thought someone was in distress
02:27:00
and almost called the police until another neighbor told what it was.
02:27:04
Well, that's what they it has.
02:27:06
It has awakened us and kept us up at night.
02:27:08
Also of concern is that there are small children among our nearest neighbors.
02:27:14
Loudly.
02:27:14
Is there anything you can suggest I do?
02:27:17
So our neighbor keeps her private business private without embarrassing
02:27:20
or offending her.
02:27:21
I would sure like to put an end to the
02:27:25
auditory assault.
02:27:26
Signed.
02:27:27
Keep awake in Ohio.
02:27:30
Ohio? You're in Ohio. Okay.
02:27:32
No, I've got I've got this one.
02:27:34
There's actually, sound dampening things that you can put in your own house,
02:27:39
but as far as telling your neighbor to keep it down,
02:27:42
what kind of a prick are you really like?
02:27:44
They're getting kinky or getting it,
02:27:47
like multiple sessions.
02:27:49
Man, that sounds like the life.
02:27:51
What, are you jealous?
02:27:58
Yes. You are.
02:28:01
Okay, well, then get over it.
02:28:04
Well, yeah.
02:28:05
What's your take?
02:28:06
I totally feel different about that, man.
02:28:08
Again, very simple thing to do.
02:28:14
Number one, call the cops over to your house.
02:28:17
Oh. That's great.
02:28:19
Call the cops.
02:28:19
Bull crap.
02:28:20
Now I'm going to have to protest right now.
02:28:23
Let them handle it.
02:28:24
Let him walk in on it.
02:28:27
Yeah. No.
02:28:28
You know, all the all you got to do is
02:28:31
tell the police officer to go knock on the door.
02:28:34
Whose side are you on?
02:28:36
Jesus.
02:28:38
If anyone who calls the cops on the.
02:28:40
Side of Jesus. That's. It is on the side of Jesus.
02:28:42
Anyone who calls the cops is a think.
02:28:46
You, anyone.
02:28:48
You have anyone you have to do.
02:28:50
Anyone.
02:28:51
Anytime, Gary.
02:28:53
You have to do what's right.
02:28:55
Being a thinker and that and calling the cops is never what's right.
02:29:01
No, you go to the cops, never call the cops. No.
02:29:06
And for sex sounds no.
02:29:09
Certainly not.
02:29:11
Did I finished?
02:29:13
Yes. And erupted back to yes.
02:29:16
Thank you.
02:29:18
You're welcome.
02:29:19
All the. Radio drop.
02:29:22
All you got to do is like I said, yes. Yes.
02:29:26
Call an officer.
02:29:28
Tell them that there's sounds coming out of the house.
02:29:31
Tell them to close their windows
02:29:35
and put on the air conditioning.
02:29:38
And I think everything will be fine.
02:29:41
I think you're ruining the show.
02:29:43
Okay? Not not this show.
02:29:45
The show that the the neighbors are putting on.
02:29:48
Holy crap. Come on,
02:29:51
I gotta I gotta go whack off after hearing I
02:29:55
it go whacked off right now.
02:29:58
I'm not going.
02:29:59
They just all over my screen.
02:30:00
I can't see you right now, man.
02:30:04
That was my favorite.
02:30:05
As ever, there is. Oh.
02:30:09
And greatest one. Greatest one yet.
02:30:11
That was fantastic.
02:30:13
Okay, let me ask you this.
02:30:14
Does it depend on what they look like?
02:30:18
Kind of.
02:30:19
Yeah. It's a drama.
02:30:23
Do you?
02:30:24
Oh. Wrong one. Hold on.
02:30:26
So it depends on what they look like.
02:30:28
So if they.
02:30:28
Yes. Like, if they were gross, you wouldn't want to know.
02:30:31
No, no, I wouldn't want anything to do with that.
02:30:34
But I still want to come on top.
02:30:36
How dare you?
02:30:38
Yeah, I mean, let's open, suspend another person.
02:30:41
And tell them that neighbors have complained about it.
02:30:45
And if you close your windows and turn on any air conditioning.
02:30:50
And would you call the cops on me?
02:30:53
We're not friends anymore.
02:30:55
Would you be as brass if you chiming in with that shit?
02:30:59
That stuff like encouraging it from from afar?
02:31:01
There's no coming back for calling the cops.
02:31:05
When she's like, oh God, you're like, fuck yeah, give it to her.
02:31:07
Like, can you yell back? Are you allowed to?
02:31:11
Yeah, it's color commentary.
02:31:13
On the.
02:31:14
Foreign hit that.
02:31:16
Come on. Get that. Yeah, yeah.
02:31:19
Hey, you ready again? God damn, bro.
02:31:21
That was cool.
02:31:23
You could try that.
02:31:24
First off, that would have to be okay.
02:31:27
You could try that first.
02:31:28
Rah rah rah kick him in the knee.
02:31:31
Rah rah rah. Kicking in the other knee.
02:31:34
That would have
02:31:37
like that anyway.
02:31:39
So that would be all right.
02:31:43
Thanks, Brady.
02:31:44
Thanks, Brady.
02:31:46
Thanks.
02:31:47
Like just like rats.
02:31:49
When you see one you're going
02:31:50
to end up with a bunch of them I did have I had a filthy hippie show up.
02:31:54
Next thing you know there's more filthy hippie showing up
02:31:58
just like rats.
02:32:00
Before you all you had all you had was an apartment,
02:32:03
and you only had room for, like, one filthy hippie at a time.
02:32:05
No, you had no land.
02:32:07
And. Yeah, now I've got a commune.
02:32:09
I'm running a commune.
02:32:11
Hippies like land in tents. You. So you're.
02:32:13
You can still smell the patchouli.
02:32:19
It's crazy.
02:32:20
It's like I've got homeless for a week.
02:32:22
This is a joke.
02:32:23
It's funny because it's a joke, but it's also true.
02:32:26
Right? Yeah.
02:32:27
No, I got like this, to bully my comedian.
02:32:31
I'm so, so funny.
02:32:32
Show that I paid him to perform at.
02:32:34
Promoter bent over suing a performer for breach of contract.
02:32:38
I just.
02:32:39
Bill her.
02:32:42
He's saying it's fake.
02:32:43
You got that?
02:32:44
It was inside the club. Him and his friend, friends.
02:32:46
And I used to sue each other so we could get on TV.
02:32:49
The court show let you sue for $5,000, and they pay whoever wins.
02:32:53
We made sure the plaintiff always won.
02:32:55
And then we.
02:32:55
First. Simone, I played a promoter.
02:32:57
On Judge Joe Brown that sued my comedian friend
02:33:00
because he left the show that I paid him to perform at.
02:33:03
Promoter Fun.
02:33:04
Suing a performer for breach of. Contract.
02:33:06
I listen to the other guy's line.
02:33:08
He had to leave the show.
02:33:09
Think about this. They had to write.
02:33:11
Not even in the hood.
02:33:12
Yeah, it was inside the club, Your Honor, because your friends and I used to.
02:33:15
Yeah, the club.
02:33:16
Wasn't even in the hood, but the whole hood was inside the club.
02:33:19
You running?
02:33:20
Stupid man.
02:33:23
Yeah, we.
02:33:24
It turns out most of them are fake.
02:33:25
And then fucking fake, dude. Everything.
02:33:29
And it's either that's muddying the waters or they're all free anyways.
02:33:34
Or their money laundering.
02:33:35
Depends on or their money laundering up north.
02:33:37
You know, the old fashioned kind of just.
02:33:40
How did you do money laundering up north?
02:33:44
Muddy waters
02:33:46
move muddy waters, waters of the country.
02:33:48
Let the organizations spin the wheel.
02:33:50
Brady spinning. It was this.
02:33:54
Yeah.
02:33:54
We used to have a hardcore debate
02:33:55
about these topics, but these topics have sucked for quite a long time.
02:33:59
These topics are real.
02:34:01
There's thousands of them.
02:34:03
Oh, no.
02:34:05
Oh. No, no.
02:34:07
Hello.
02:34:08
We've already done.
02:34:09
What would you like me to start?
02:34:13
You're also setting up your backdoor.
02:34:16
Like Zobel de Silva needed to let them say that.
02:34:19
Yeah. Saibaba. Okay, sir.
02:34:22
When one of my heroes, Saunders,
02:34:28
he, he stopped using the word spirituality because he was, like,
02:34:32
meditating and stuff to, like, get a hold of his brain.
02:34:38
That's not religious.
02:34:40
Like spirituality is.
02:34:42
A this is a step back and I'm I'm leaning away from spirituality
02:34:48
to all the way back to natural.
02:34:51
I'm going to go with natural on this.
02:34:53
Can I take a natural?
02:34:55
Isn't that spirituality?
02:34:57
Not even not even.
02:35:00
I'm more like of a cultural naturalist.
02:35:03
Cultural naturalist?
02:35:04
That's fantastic.
02:35:05
But what do you have to say?
02:35:08
You like your religion.
02:35:10
What?
02:35:12
Do you like your religion?
02:35:14
Do you like the way the people treat you?
02:35:17
In my religion, yeah.
02:35:20
I don't I don't talk to very many religious people.
02:35:24
Yeah, I do, I do and they're weird.
02:35:28
That's why I stay away from them.
02:35:30
Trust anybody anymore.
02:35:32
Oh, I, but everywhere you go, your body out, you seek them out?
02:35:37
No, that's the problem.
02:35:37
You see.
02:35:38
I do, I, I well, I try to find how religious they are.
02:35:41
So then go back to that goes back to what I was saying before.
02:35:44
Or are you are you are you? I'm obsessed.
02:35:47
It's a fetish. For. Are you anti-Christian?
02:35:51
Like, what is this? Are you just.
02:35:54
I'm got a little.
02:35:55
I am a little problem now.
02:35:58
I know, but I like I don't want people I care about to, like,
02:36:02
really spend a second thinking about stupid, useless nonsense.
02:36:06
Do you like I don't one second.
02:36:09
Do you like onions?
02:36:11
Yeah, I do, I love onions.
02:36:13
I don't really like onions.
02:36:14
Like, are you going to, like, why don't you, You know what?
02:36:17
If you just turn the lights right here, man on this one.
02:36:20
Because they do flavor things really nicely.
02:36:23
Even if you you just cook something with an onion,
02:36:26
pull the onions out, and you don't have to eat any.
02:36:28
I'm okay with that.
02:36:29
Yes. I'm okay with that onion powder.
02:36:31
I'm cool too.
02:36:32
Yeah, it makes it taste onion crunchy.
02:36:35
No no no oh no no no way.
02:36:38
But man, if I could just convince you to take a bite out of an onion and just,
02:36:42
like, bare down, like you're going to try, it's going to make your nose run.
02:36:46
That argument is much. High. School.
02:36:49
Having a it's a random two out of two I love it.
02:36:52
You kidding me? It's such a good.
02:36:57
First of all, you don't eat an onion like an apple.
02:37:00
I can't.
02:37:04
Hear the.
02:37:05
Onion. Why would I want to take a big bite?
02:37:07
Okay, next week on Flashdance Live, I will eat an onion like an apple.
02:37:12
Hey, please. Stuff for our guest.
02:37:15
It wasn't made to me.
02:37:16
I order that it wasn't made at all.
02:37:23
It wasn't buzz.
02:37:24
It grew.
02:37:25
No, no it wasn't. It grew. It just.
02:37:29
It grew like that.
02:37:30
You don't believe that being made?
02:37:33
Yeah.
02:37:33
You know, make beer growing is the difference.
02:37:37
Very different process than being made? Yes.
02:37:40
You don't make a baby.
02:37:41
You don't make a baby to two adult parents don't make babies.
02:37:45
Or is that a black term? Believe?
02:37:47
I believe it's different. But hey.
02:37:49
Words. Words have meanings.
02:37:51
You understand the meanings of the words
02:37:53
those fit, those others do not.
02:37:57
So what? I'm complaining about that right?
02:38:01
Is just misuse of the language like make baby.
02:38:05
I don't agree with the grammar.
02:38:07
I don't agree with the grammar.
02:38:08
But but the guy.
02:38:10
I don't think you said that. Right.
02:38:11
But, the concepts of sound, it's just the grammar.
02:38:15
Like babies. We all make babies.
02:38:18
And rainbow kid, we go make my.
02:38:22
I love your rainbow kittens.
02:38:24
You know,
02:38:26
that's I don't ever.
02:38:31
I guess
02:38:31
there's one other background we can pull out here.
02:38:34
Really? Really.
02:38:37
What do they call.
02:38:37
Yeah, I mean, I love ukulele,
02:38:43
Yeah.
02:38:45
There's another name that's like playing you clearly.
02:38:49
Or in an apple. Like an onion or.
02:38:52
Is anyone's, heard of a game?
02:38:53
Just play the heart. Are a beer. Band?
02:38:57
No. Gay.
02:38:59
Gay. What? Gay?
02:39:01
I pronounce.
02:39:03
I didn't hear nothing. Yeah. Band.
02:39:07
It's pride month.
02:39:07
We're we're all about gay vegans.
02:39:09
Yeah.
02:39:10
Spica, are you not?
02:39:11
Pride month?
02:39:13
You know about the pride month, right? But.
02:39:16
Oh, man. Sticker aluminum female.
02:39:19
You just. Say the N-word.
02:39:22
Is nigger.
02:39:23
They do.
02:39:23
Man is a player
02:39:26
there. Yeah.
02:39:27
You know, you gotta remember they did when
02:39:32
they said they only wanted to get married.
02:39:36
Now I've lost my religion.
02:39:38
That's all they wanted was to do was to be able to get married.
02:39:42
And then they took it a mile and a half.
02:39:45
Yeah. As you know, black, the black.
02:39:48
That I put on it to emphasize, they got
02:39:52
I don't think they should be allowed to vote.
02:39:57
Well, at all.
02:39:58
And if they ever get your registration.
02:40:06
Right.
02:40:14
Oh. Sorry, baby.
02:40:16
I wrote my producer.
02:40:18
Jesus.
02:40:20
That's a hurry, man.
02:40:21
Crowd,
02:40:24
Fucking Jesse and I love you, Jesse Goodman.
02:40:27
I love you. Jesse. The ruder.
02:40:30
Jesse Goodman. Have you?
02:40:32
Yeah, we've had Jesse.
02:40:34
And before Bob, you know Jesse.
02:40:39
Just a little bit.
02:40:41
I would imagine he's played.
02:40:43
He played in, like, six units that I've played in.
02:40:47
Yeah.
02:40:47
Jesse and I actually competed at the one of you neck for the,
02:40:51
But I was, I'm, I already I pulled up on a previous episode.
02:40:54
We the first time we talked about the, you know,
02:40:55
I still have my trophies, like, offhand, but I'm not in my apartment. Right.
02:40:58
So. Yeah, but I, I grabbed them and they were on.
02:41:01
They were on show.
02:41:03
I had, Was like third place.
02:41:06
Third place and two.
02:41:07
It was a, one was a doubles one was a singles.
02:41:10
Yeah.
02:41:11
He used to alternate every other year it was doubles.
02:41:14
And then the those in between would be singles.
02:41:17
Yeah. I played a couple singles.
02:41:20
That's how I got my trophy.
02:41:23
I don't know why Jesse has that bandana around his head.
02:41:25
He's covering up his gorgeous lock.
02:41:28
I know that bandana is from the, the muscle post.
02:41:31
It's not.
02:41:34
It's not line up. But,
02:41:36
you know, that was, that was photoshopped
02:41:39
in their 20s in Photoshop to.
02:41:43
You know, just explain it to me.
02:41:45
Okay?
02:41:46
Because I can't explain Photoshop to you.
02:41:50
That fooled me, Jerry.
02:41:52
It was already on his head.
02:41:54
Oh. Was it?
02:41:55
He was wearing a durag.
02:41:57
Yeah, that's a damn good Photoshop.
02:41:58
I mean, I, let me explain.
02:42:00
I don't know, you explain to me, Gary, yet I'm the one who does.
02:42:04
You got to kind of trace the outline of his head
02:42:07
and copy and paste.
02:42:10
That's a damn good copy paste job on that bandana, I must say.
02:42:15
It's, you
02:42:16
can see the details around his ears and his hair.
02:42:19
Those are pretty sure.
02:42:20
Lining the ears and the hairs in the outside of the bandana.
02:42:23
But around the forehead, where the bandana ties into his face.
02:42:26
If the bandana was.
02:42:28
Right, that's how you believe that one.
02:42:30
Really? His head.
02:42:32
I want to believe. Yeah,
02:42:34
right.
02:42:34
Do I question myself? Yes.
02:42:37
Yes, I'm all right.
02:42:39
I'm probably right.
02:42:40
Probably wrong.
02:42:42
And I've always prided myself on being the smartest guy in the room.
02:42:45
And, lately, I just haven't felt that way.
02:42:48
You know what?
02:42:49
I'm feeling more that way all the time.
02:42:52
I'm not sure how much I can help.
02:42:54
I'm to fill a bag. Yeah. You're right.
02:42:56
Oh, let's do it.
02:42:57
We'll play the bumper a third time.
02:42:59
I'm telling you, we'll just play it and I'll do it.
02:43:04
What is it?
02:43:04
Do it.
02:43:05
Get much higher so I.
02:43:09
Could be that much higher.
02:43:11
So I was, oh,
02:43:15
I oh,
02:43:18
oh could we do much better.
02:43:22
So I. 000.
02:43:30
He was higher than a kite.
02:43:33
Very good.
02:43:34
Anybody have a smoke.
02:43:36
Thank you.
02:43:38
Sure.
02:43:42
Is that volcano ready.
02:43:44
Oh yeah. He'll you about.
02:43:46
I'm passing it to you.
02:43:48
You're passing it to me. We got it.
02:43:50
Don't forget about this.
02:43:51
If you move your head, you can pull.
02:43:52
Oh, yeah? Yeah, yeah, I'll pass it to Jesse.
02:43:56
I'll just blow his mouth.
02:43:57
Yes, you, man, I got a v. I got it.
02:44:00
If this was there, it looks like a.
02:44:03
We heard.
02:44:05
Oh, I've got it.
02:44:07
In fact, it's a Jesse.
02:44:09
Yeah I've got it.
02:44:13
You just brilliant.
02:44:16
This is like eating my microphone.
02:44:21
I've one more request.
02:44:23
Breeding.
02:44:23
That's milkshake.
02:44:26
By Carly's.
02:44:28
Yeah.
02:44:30
That was really a productive segment, wasn't it? No.
02:44:36
It was like past gold.
02:44:43
It is.
02:44:44
What the fuck?
02:44:45
I like to get your name.
02:44:47
I can't, I can go all the way back to John Paul.
02:44:51
It got be
02:44:55
no good. Oh, can you see.
02:44:57
Oh, no.
02:45:01
No, no.
02:45:05
Oh, chicken.
02:45:08
God like I.
02:45:12
Yeah I got it.
02:45:17
Yeah.
02:45:20
Yeah.
02:45:22
You want me to steal.
02:45:24
No. Yeah, yeah.
02:45:28
Excuse me.
02:45:29
It can't go on.
02:45:31
Have you lost your mind?
02:45:36
For. It.
02:45:39
Did you you chicken wings.
02:45:41
Of course you. Got your name on this matter.
02:45:44
That doesn't teach you.
02:45:46
But you
02:45:48
definitely.
02:45:50
Lost.
02:45:50
Damn I.
02:45:51
Did. You gotta have to charge robot,
02:45:55
please.
02:45:59
Okay.
02:46:03
No. Yeah, yeah.
02:46:06
She brings all the boys to God.
02:46:08
It's better than God damn.
02:46:10
I think it's better than it did. You got.
02:46:12
I have to shit.
02:46:13
Oh, girl. Baby girl,
02:46:17
He's gotta go.
02:46:17
Gotta teach you.
02:46:19
Don't even play like that.
02:46:23
Then.
02:46:25
But you flippy dude.
02:46:28
Blippi.
02:46:28
He he he he still.
02:46:32
Okay?
02:46:35
Which
02:46:36
is kind of like every. It's like.
02:46:38
Yeah.
02:46:39
Oh. You're eating.
02:46:41
Are you eating?
02:46:43
Yeah. Crunching food.
02:46:45
Yeah. Are you.
02:46:46
Oh, it's Gary Busey. Move
02:46:49
me. About.
02:46:53
We know.
02:46:56
Would work.
02:46:56
No, no. No,
02:47:01
oh. No. No.
02:47:06
Oh. Oh.
02:47:10
Okay. No.
02:47:11
Oh, no.
02:47:13
Well,
02:47:15
in order to play.
02:47:20
Excuse me.
02:47:23
Have you lost your mind?
02:47:28
She's gonna.
02:47:29
She's gonna like, you know, looks like, you know, maybe I don't know.
02:47:32
I don't know.
02:47:35
I. Shitted in, farted.
02:47:36
Do do.
02:47:42
America is a nation.
02:47:44
I can be defined in a single word
02:47:47
as the foot of a foot.
02:47:51
What is the.
02:47:53
She's gonna like?
02:47:54
You know, it's going on. Maybe.
02:47:56
I don't know.
02:47:56
I don't know.
02:48:00
What kind of,
02:48:02
Representation, just like DNA.
02:48:06
You see.
02:48:08
America is a nation that can be defined in a single word
02:48:13
as the foot of.
02:48:14
Foot. You know?
02:48:17
Oh, what?
02:48:19
With all due respect.
02:48:20
That's a bunch of. Malarkey.
02:48:22
Oh, my God.
02:48:23
That's too much BS.
02:48:26
God damn it.
02:48:27
I love field,
02:48:29
dude.
02:48:31
Get the fuck up, kid.
02:48:35
No problem.
02:48:36
All right?
02:48:37
In just towns, white kids.
02:48:40
Yeah, man.
02:48:42
If you don't vote for me, then you ain't black.
02:48:49
Y'all just
02:48:51
right, right?
02:48:55
Why are we like you?
02:48:57
Just. What is that fucking.
02:49:00
What is what you real down.
02:49:02
On a like a log. B.
02:49:05
On all these, like.
02:49:07
Yeah, it's it sounds like he's much dowry.
02:49:09
Rosie, you doing the only test?
02:49:12
The theory.
02:49:13
The human eat. It's not a human eating it.
02:49:16
It's an animal.
02:49:18
I got to go whack off. Right.
02:49:20
Go test on their and steak and
02:49:24
they recorded an animal and put it in human.
02:49:30
And it's not.
02:49:31
I had a whack off right now.
02:49:34
Brady has just sent me a clip of his penis, and he used his last
02:49:39
supper penis. Oh.
02:49:43
You're gonna sell your fucking hand up and.
02:49:46
Oh, that's rough.
02:49:47
And you're going to cut a finger.
02:49:49
What the hell are you?
02:49:52
Once I. Get.
02:49:53
What the fuck you got, Ned? For?
02:49:57
He's cutting like a retard.
02:49:58
That's that's what for know.
02:50:01
So it's sort of. Like getting that.
02:50:04
Where's your where's your newest sword device?
02:50:08
Get an ax.
02:50:10
What's your latest sword creation?
02:50:12
Bloody knife.
02:50:14
Yeah. Chainsaw.
02:50:15
You created it.
02:50:17
Yeah. You see, the second hand.
02:50:19
Know what my first my first created weapon
02:50:22
was the the all of this.
02:50:25
If a three year old drew a sword and then it came to life.
02:50:28
That's correct. Right.
02:50:30
All right. Okay.
02:50:30
So so I'll use this versus the saw.
02:50:36
Yeah.
02:50:36
Versus like a manufactured.
02:50:39
Yeah. It's weird.
02:50:41
You got termites in the in the barn there.
02:50:44
Oh man. He got so.
02:50:46
Oh don't like self defense in the not.
02:50:50
Oh yeah.
02:50:51
That's very I was trying to move it to town or eating celery
02:50:56
because it's not like this.
02:50:59
There it is.
02:51:01
Yeah. It could be at the very much.
02:51:03
Give it. It is.
02:51:06
Yeah.
02:51:06
But who's who's doing it when you're not doing it.
02:51:10
Doing it all.
02:51:13
Yeah.
02:51:14
That's that explains all of crab circles.
02:51:17
Oh yeah.
02:51:18
Oh that would right there.
02:51:20
And that's, make that certain stone man.
02:51:23
Impossible, man.
02:51:25
Yeah. Okay.
02:51:26
Without breaking any of the stems or stocks
02:51:29
without even folding a single leaf.
02:51:32
Right. It would have made the crab.
02:51:35
Watch.
02:51:35
Our video of how do they do it?
02:51:38
Step by step, little step by step, how they move.
02:51:41
And you don't think that muddy the waters?
02:51:43
They do. All of them.
02:51:44
They don't go. Everywhere.
02:51:47
What do you mean that?
02:51:48
But no, that doesn't muddy the waters. It answers.
02:51:51
It clears the water crystal clear.
02:51:53
Oh, roll the clip, Brady.
02:51:55
Like liking it.
02:51:55
So? So, the vaping.
02:51:59
Vaping got a bad rap because the dual pads that came out at first,
02:52:02
which were a fine product,
02:52:04
there was a Chinese knockoff.
02:52:06
The Chinese knockoff would have issues and there would be metal particles
02:52:09
because they use cheap stuff.
02:52:10
And so they even have anti vaping commercials based off
02:52:13
of this metal particulate conspiracy that started all within all
02:52:17
with a batch of knockoff jewel pads that were from China.
02:52:23
And so now vaping is still considered dangerous.
02:52:28
I'm not debating the concept of muddying the waters.
02:52:30
I'm debating that the fact that. The money.
02:52:33
Laundering video of the instructions to launder
02:52:36
do it step by step, how to make crop circles of them, announcing
02:52:40
since like 1991 that they've made every crop circle.
02:52:44
They haven't made it.
02:52:46
That's what I'm saying. It's a
02:52:48
how is that even possible?
02:52:50
And I'm likening it to it. Make it, make it.
02:52:53
Did you hear that possible draw mentioned the Chinese who landed on the far
02:52:58
side of the moon.
02:52:58
Possible Chinese guy that it's that one landed.
02:53:02
It's got one little seed that makes you think that it does it.
02:53:06
It creates speculation. They were ripping.
02:53:09
They were.
02:53:10
Whatever happened recently, some dude got, his emails
02:53:13
got exposed because he was using his own personal email to do like, Covid.
02:53:16
Shit. I forget who the fuck he was, but.
02:53:19
I just. Said, yeah, that was kind of interesting.
02:53:20
But they were ripping him just based on the fact that it's like,
02:53:23
even if what you're saying is just it isn't true.
02:53:26
The fact
02:53:27
that you're, you're creating an environment that which people
02:53:30
aren't going to trust, vaccinations and vaccination stuff has gone down.
02:53:33
And they were saying they're like, we're not necessarily blaming you for this,
02:53:36
but this helps attribute to people not getting even just your
02:53:40
your regular vaccines
02:53:41
that people were normally getting in and everyone was fine with.
02:53:45
I didn't get. Them.
02:53:45
So it it muddies the water.
02:53:49
So okay.
02:53:50
Thank you.
02:53:51
I'm not sure how I'm not sure how the truth can.
02:53:54
Become a. Documentary.
02:53:56
Keep talking, keep talking.
02:53:57
And yet you change my mind.
02:53:59
How the truth can muddy the water.
02:54:02
I, I could say something else.
02:54:04
That that may muddy the water,
02:54:06
but it's not going to take away that the truth does not muddy the water.
02:54:10
And yeah, you're right. Well.
02:54:11
I picture since this truth relates, since this truth relates
02:54:15
to this concept, then this other concept may not relate to that truth.
02:54:18
So people are too stupid to separate the two.
02:54:21
So it's this guy's fault because he said the truth for muddying the water.
02:54:26
I cry, that's shenanigans and nonsense.
02:54:29
Oh wait,
02:54:32
thank you.
02:54:35
Thanks.
02:54:35
But yeah. Thanks, Bri.
02:54:37
Sorry I'm anybody cheered on the entire show
02:54:42
each week, the New York Times
02:54:44
says crop circles were made by supernatural forces.
02:54:47
Yeah, I stand corrected.
02:54:48
You guys were right.
02:54:50
Yeah, the whole time.
02:54:51
The intricate patterns carved in the fields in amazing.
02:54:54
The 80s.
02:54:55
It seems.
02:54:56
We're not a viral video created whatever.
02:54:58
Comes out and people still look ridiculous for believing
02:55:03
contrails and UAPs.
02:55:06
Like, seriously. And about the.
02:55:09
Idea, right?
02:55:10
You gotta. I've got a video.
02:55:12
All right.
02:55:13
You want a roll of a clip? Brady?
02:55:16
No, give me a minute. We're not ready yet.
02:55:18
Fuck this.
02:55:19
I know, that's why I said it
02:55:22
way too early.
02:55:23
I love jumping the gun. On the world here. That.
02:55:25
Yeah. Immediately we have this.
02:55:33
Am I supposed to do something?
02:55:34
I don't see anything.
02:55:35
I mean, you see this here that I'm like, focus.
02:55:38
And I said, hold on a minute. And then, you know, I was like.
02:55:40
I don't know.
02:55:41
That's what I said immediately we have this.
02:55:44
And then we set here.
02:55:46
Here it is.
02:55:48
It looks like. Yes, gold.
02:55:49
I'm telling you, the worse we are, the better it is.
02:55:52
Now rather than continuing our conversation, everyone.
02:55:54
Every no.
02:55:57
I took every.
02:55:58
No off the side. Yes, yes. No.
02:56:01
Oh I also I forgot I have a update.
02:56:04
Another update. Oh we got oh. No you do that.
02:56:06
Oh my god the the chicken makes me throw up.
02:56:10
Yeah yeah we got update from her fucking.
02:56:12
I almost forget this.
02:56:14
Oh I'm. That's all right.
02:56:16
Yeah. Like for me it's a good.
02:56:19
No I, I don't but talk.
02:56:20
About the battle between.
02:56:23
It's so much.
02:56:24
No. He's letting you know that's his way of wrapping up.
02:56:27
He's going to drop the mic at four minutes.
02:56:29
He's not because he can hang on for at least 30 minutes.
02:56:33
Oh, yeah.
02:56:33
I want to see that.
02:56:35
I'll throw up a graveyard.
02:56:37
I'm. I'm bulimic.
02:56:39
She makes me vomit.
02:56:40
You even graveyard in a while.
02:56:42
It's been warm out.
02:56:43
How can. We. I'm not jumping the fence.
02:56:46
Why not?
02:56:48
Wait.
02:56:49
What?
02:56:56
I'm not jumping.
02:56:57
Over.
02:56:59
I'm not jumping the fence bag.
02:57:01
Are you?
02:57:02
We've seen every single tombstone in that cemetery.
02:57:06
And. No, we haven't.
02:57:07
You just keep sharing the same exact ones every time.
02:57:10
No, I keep showing the same exact ones.
02:57:13
There it is.
02:57:16
It. I know we already did this.
02:57:19
Yeah, I know that's my family member of my family.
02:57:22
Jesus Christ, yeah, I really did all those people.
02:57:25
Nice. Turn it up.
02:57:28
Yeah.
02:57:29
That's your video draw.
02:57:30
I'm sharing your video, motherfucker.
02:57:32
I know I do this an hour.
02:57:33
Like, how long ago did I upload this video for this?
02:57:36
Right? Yeah.
02:57:39
Yeah, but you.
02:57:40
Never you never change that or turn it off.
02:57:42
So I never knew I had to unshare it. I didn't know I had to unshare.
02:57:45
So there is a flame out there that's creating an obvious Cantrell.
02:57:49
But yeah.
02:57:50
If you see, trying to find it.
02:57:53
A little one in particular came out as there's the ingredient.
02:57:57
There is a second plane that is just below that, that you can't see.
02:58:03
Oh, where is it?
02:58:04
Is it a dot on my screen or is that it?
02:58:06
I've only seen military aircraft flying overhead.
02:58:09
Kim trails.
02:58:10
Always suspicious.
02:58:11
Wait, I I'm not saying that chem trails don't exist, but I'm saying.
02:58:15
How the fuck do you know that? That vapor.
02:58:19
How do you know what is what what?
02:58:20
That vapor system.
02:58:22
Cuz contrails are bad for the battery within a minute.
02:58:27
There was a second plane that's also fly.
02:58:29
Even though that that's not creating anything at all.
02:58:32
Contrails.
02:58:33
Contrails, by every respect are by definition a cloud class.
02:58:39
Do not always disperse within minutes.
02:58:41
You are creating something that is not a true.
02:58:43
I can't draw a contrail usually does this trail.
02:58:48
Contrail depending on
02:58:51
and let's depending on it.
02:58:52
Well, no.
02:58:53
You see, that's
02:58:54
something that we've created to make everyone that's long a chem trail.
02:58:58
And I don't want to muddy the waters.
02:59:02
Oh, yeah.
02:59:02
There's a camera. You call my camera every.
02:59:06
We need a muddy waters bumper.
02:59:10
I know I thought about it, but I just everything and not getting money.
02:59:13
Well, that's vapor without getting a sample of that vapor, you have no idea.
02:59:17
Depending on the. Environment.
02:59:19
What are you sure? In my heart right now, hours.
02:59:22
Even days.
02:59:25
Are you sure right now?
02:59:27
Maybe. What's the other one?
02:59:28
Like my manual video.
02:59:29
The last two to the two of the same videos.
02:59:32
The one that I manipulate right now, that's going back.
02:59:34
To the one that you're moving back and forth. Yeah.
02:59:36
So right here. Yeah.
02:59:38
Is there another plane?
02:59:40
Right there is another plane that black.
02:59:44
Oh my God, the plane.
02:59:45
No way. Wait, there's another dot there though.
02:59:47
What's what's that that.
02:59:49
Like,
02:59:51
no. Is very, very is the ultimate skeptic.
02:59:55
There's the honestly that could be there for any real.
02:59:59
And then there.
02:59:59
What you're suggesting.
03:00:01
Well, I found this because I noticed the big.
03:00:04
There's no support for this.
03:00:07
So this is in Brooklyn, Michigan.
03:00:09
So your comparison since there is no contrail
03:00:13
out of that plane, the contrail we see must be a chem trail.
03:00:17
Is that what I'm hearing?
03:00:18
Well, it can't be.
03:00:20
No, because the way that the way that we explain.
03:00:23
Let me let me explain.
03:00:25
The way the trail.
03:00:26
Elongates and not just dissipate.
03:00:28
It's about the elongation of the trail
03:00:30
after the fact and how long it stays in the air.
03:00:33
To me,
03:00:34
because there's if it's just moisture, it should just assimilate and dissipate.
03:00:38
If there's not a cloud there like a.
03:00:43
Why, why why should it?
03:00:44
That's not true.
03:00:45
I think what you look for right now, look at the environment that it's in
03:00:50
those clouds are thin, wispy clouds that are hanging.
03:00:52
It's very humid.
03:00:53
It's very moist. Stretching like a motherfucker.
03:00:56
They're moving across the sky.
03:00:57
Like sitting in the cold.
03:01:00
There was also.
03:01:01
Let me know.
03:01:02
You could be right. Excuse me. Oh.
03:01:04
Temperatures. Right.
03:01:05
They didn't. They were not.
03:01:07
Wait.
03:01:07
They were.
03:01:10
The other plane is not at the same altitude.
03:01:12
Same temperature.
03:01:13
It's probably not the same plane.
03:01:15
You know what? If it's a this one?
03:01:17
This one looked a bit the a bit more beefier it had.
03:01:21
I don't know, it had look, but maybe four fucking engines on it
03:01:24
or it had, I don't know, some of them trail version.
03:01:26
When you take microphone on.
03:01:28
It off of, off of the face of the earth.
03:01:31
I never was a cam trailer, but,
03:01:33
they our own government admits to modifying the in the weather.
03:01:38
Yeah.
03:01:38
They actually now that it's definitely.
03:01:41
But this is what they doing.
03:01:44
This was declassified. Really?
03:01:46
We know. No, not a plane.
03:01:49
Once they look at the runs.
03:01:51
Never been in the air and saw that.
03:01:53
I've never been on.
03:01:54
I've been on plenty of planes and saw planes in the distance.
03:01:56
And none of them are doing that.
03:01:59
If anything, they create a void.
03:02:00
You can kind of see where they cut through clouds and kind of see like a
03:02:05
I've never seen that. I've never seen that from a plane.
03:02:07
I've seen planes from a distance while in a plane.
03:02:09
And never once
03:02:10
have I seen anything that looks like that. I don't know
03:02:11
if it's a perspective when it comes to the sun and how the sun is. It.
03:02:16
I don't know,
03:02:19
and it is in the evening.
03:02:20
Is there more projection going?
03:02:22
You've seen personally,
03:02:26
A lot. More.
03:02:27
So you just gave a, anecdotal evidence of the planes you've seen.
03:02:30
And and I know you travel, so I'm going to I'm going to let's just guesstimate
03:02:33
that you see what, a thousand planes a day too much.
03:02:37
Oh, no. I don't want. To undersell it.
03:02:40
I'm not always saying I drove to Cleveland to play.
03:02:43
All right, well, let's let's say a thousand.
03:02:45
Let's say a thousand planes.
03:02:47
How many planes in the air right now?
03:02:50
Probably.
03:02:52
Quite a few.
03:02:54
310,000.
03:02:57
I can think about 10,000.
03:02:59
Yeah. That's weird. Ten.
03:03:00
You were like, you got a weird delay that.
03:03:05
You're breaking.
03:03:07
Yeah, yeah, you got a weird delay route.
03:03:09
Max Brady's the shitty internet one.
03:03:11
What the hell? 10,000? Yeah, whatever.
03:03:14
So my point is, though, as you've seen, very, very few of the actual flights.
03:03:17
So if you were to actually see them all and look at them, what a good spread. Yeah.
03:03:22
It's not my internet.
03:03:24
Yes. I'd like to see them with a good spread.
03:03:26
Oh, you know why not?
03:03:27
Because I told my kids, please don't use everything from 10 p.m.
03:03:30
to one, 100.
03:03:33
It just turned off.
03:03:35
Oh, no. Oh, they.
03:03:38
They got free. Reign as above, so below.
03:03:41
No. Rachel. Rachel Regan's.
03:03:44
Right.
03:03:44
You're right, you're right, you're right, you're right here.
03:03:46
Oh, no. Fucking. I almost missed this one.
03:03:50
I know, I know, I know, I'm actually interested in this one.
03:03:54
I don't want to see where she goes with this.
03:03:57
So it's not so much about Stoney Creek, but it is a lot about her.
03:04:02
All right, the plane
03:04:04
looks pretty.
03:04:05
Though.
03:04:06
Give me.
03:04:17
So again, this woman is,
03:04:19
wanting to work in the food industry.
03:04:22
Anything else is, I guess, currently working in the food industry.
03:04:26
Good. Metro Beach, for real?
03:04:29
She wanted to work at Stoney
03:04:30
Creek Golf Course, and she said that they discriminated against her because,
03:04:34
they said that she wasn't a good fit for the job.
03:04:37
Yeah.
03:04:37
And, she started bringing up lawsuits situations, and they got scared.
03:04:42
And so they tried to try to offer some stuff, but,
03:04:45
again, this is our friend Rachel.
03:04:47
No disrespect to her and her condition.
03:04:49
It's more or less her need to want to,
03:04:54
act like this isn't an issue when she's trying to work a food service job.
03:04:57
In my opinion, it's. Yeah.
03:05:01
My dad's college. Yeah.
03:05:03
And you hear this? I can't hear this color.
03:05:05
Like, I would compare it to a blind person
03:05:08
and hear that for justice and wanting to fly a plane.
03:05:11
All right.
03:05:12
No, I can't. I hear. This bitch.
03:05:15
I can hear it.
03:05:18
I can.
03:05:19
But I heard her on Tuesday.
03:05:22
Really? That that was her dog collar.
03:05:24
She explained.
03:05:25
She was explaining that it was a dog collar.
03:05:27
Yeah.
03:05:27
So number one, you never use a prong collar.
03:05:30
Ever. It's the worst thing ever.
03:05:31
You need to use a harness.
03:05:33
Right. Wrong color. Yeah.
03:05:34
And she knows she's tangled in it. Now. She's screwed.
03:05:38
This is like a collar.
03:05:41
I don't know, maybe.
03:05:42
Just don't be a dog owner if this is what you have to like.
03:05:45
It's all right. Too much. Yeah, yeah.
03:05:48
Happy crap.
03:05:49
Oh, I can't hear this. That's weird.
03:05:51
I can't.
03:05:53
I did it was.
03:05:55
She said all that crap?
03:05:57
Hey. What happened was your,
03:06:00
aunt close your other video.
03:06:03
Oh, she's got this condition.
03:06:04
The skin condition where her hands work, and,
03:06:07
she's got open sores all over her arms.
03:06:11
She's she's disgusting.
03:06:13
Yeah, yeah.
03:06:14
I'm pretty sure it in the next video is the one where she does say that she,
03:06:18
like, shirt hurt her skin or, like, flake off and, like, fall off, like,
03:06:23
it's like, so it there's a high chance that it's going to end up in
03:06:27
a seems.
03:06:28
Like leprosy or something like that.
03:06:31
I don't know, she says.
03:06:32
You know, you feel bad for her, but at the same time, I.
03:06:34
Absolutely feel awful for a man.
03:06:37
She got some food, man.
03:06:40
Yeah.
03:06:40
Please don't.
03:06:44
And your stats and scholar, minus the chain.
03:06:48
And what I did was I sold a strap.
03:06:53
He. So the strap, I'm sure.
03:06:55
Yeah, yeah.
03:06:57
I think most people in your food have skin flakes going in. It.
03:07:01
Yeah. Yeah.
03:07:02
I mean, not like that's true. Not not large.
03:07:05
Robust. Yeah.
03:07:07
You have visible. Grit to them.
03:07:09
Oh, yeah.
03:07:11
Part is not sticky.
03:07:13
And let's get Johnson and I'll show you how to put.
03:07:16
Yeah, yeah.
03:07:17
My orders of magnitude.
03:07:19
How big that dog is.
03:07:20
She had to get a big ass dog too.
03:07:22
Yeah. Well, dog, he just was yelling.
03:07:27
If it was a service dog.
03:07:28
Really?
03:07:29
Well, she's got to use her teeth.
03:07:32
Yeah.
03:07:32
Is that a Saint Bernard?
03:07:35
I don't know, but it's a big dog.
03:07:36
Otherwise she's a wee little one.
03:07:38
But I think she's also a wee little one.
03:07:40
Yeah.
03:07:42
Keith. Yeah. Look at this Caribbean.
03:07:44
Look at this big motherfucker.
03:07:46
Look at this dog.
03:07:47
Poor fucking dog.
03:07:48
Oh, my Lord, he's got to walk around with this contraption.
03:07:51
Jeez. Yeah.
03:07:54
Come on.
03:07:56
What's weird is she.
03:07:57
She has a husband.
03:07:59
Husband? Really?
03:08:00
Yeah.
03:08:01
Yeah. Oh.
03:08:04
Yeah. You ready?
03:08:06
You know, I'm ready. Yeah. You do.
03:08:09
You hear me? Young?
03:08:10
Okay, so, like, They're bragging about her.
03:08:13
Hair. Ads and, Man.
03:08:16
No. Yeah.
03:08:17
So I got my very first thing on Tik Tok.
03:08:20
Crap.
03:08:22
I was against
03:08:23
Tik Tok shop, but I actually really like this tool.
03:08:27
So I got to get a try and.
03:08:29
Oh, fanny pack.
03:08:31
Set it down, downgrade from this monstrous backpack that I can't handle.
03:08:35
All right, I'm more hands free.
03:08:38
Hands free. Hands. Free.
03:08:40
Yeah, yeah, she's she's pretty much hands free.
03:08:43
My hands. You know that? Right hand it.
03:08:45
It's hard to find something small enough, but, like,
03:08:49
hold my meds, my keys, and,
03:08:52
the giant ass phones we have nowadays.
03:08:55
And I really like this. She.
03:08:56
I just use the touch screen. Back.
03:08:59
And know how. That work.
03:09:01
You just. I listen.
03:09:03
Like.
03:09:04
You think, oh, how to grab it?
03:09:07
Those fit in here.
03:09:09
So the reason this came about that was because she wanted to work.
03:09:12
She was all right.
03:09:14
We're still in that Stony Creek golf course.
03:09:16
Hold. At Stony Creek Golf course. You want to work at the.
03:09:19
So they offer like after a weekend.
03:09:21
Maybe they were like, maybe we can you can work the the hot dog cart.
03:09:25
But then they were like, I don't think that's a good idea.
03:09:28
They'll work. With discrimination.
03:09:30
Yeah, yeah.
03:09:32
Discriminate against her for her condition.
03:09:35
Trainings and stuff.
03:09:36
And and she's like, no, no.
03:09:38
Like and these.
03:09:39
Bandages in the lot of these videos, these,
03:09:41
these bandages are all discolored and shit in. The.
03:09:44
Oh my god. Dirty.
03:09:46
She's cracking eggs and like I took another shit with the with the right.
03:09:49
Yeah. Salmonella Ella from the eggs.
03:09:52
Hey, guys. And like, we're the assholes.
03:09:55
I just kind of go. Yeah,
03:09:58
I don't think so.
03:09:59
Oh, my good lord.
03:10:03
Double tummy up a double.
03:10:06
Oh, okay.
03:10:06
Well, that probably sucks. That's. You should get.
03:10:09
I'm not saying she shouldn't be denied assistance.
03:10:12
I'm just saying she should just be denied a TikTok.
03:10:17
Okay.
03:10:18
Right.
03:10:21
We're back in a second.
03:10:23
Man, I have to go get something to drink.
03:10:26
All right, so give me a word.
03:10:28
You sure it's not so.
03:10:29
Well, I got to go whack off right now.
03:10:32
Oh, no, not me, man. Are you sure?
03:10:35
Are you sure this.
03:10:36
You've been watching this check here.
03:10:38
I we're yeah, I. Going goddamn it.
03:10:41
Oh, there was the opening a Ziploc bag one.
03:10:42
This one was interesting because she use a fork.
03:10:48
So she's going to be working in a kitchen, and she's got to spend
03:10:50
like, ten minutes opening, hopefully opening a
03:10:54
or just fucking.
03:10:55
Everyone left.
03:10:58
So not.
03:11:00
Everyone bailed on us.
03:11:07
That's just unfortunate.
03:11:09
Is a, like, back.
03:11:11
We always do.
03:11:13
I'm just kidding.
03:11:15
Straight.
03:11:16
All right.
03:11:20
Let's see Rachel Regan's update.
03:11:24
What do you want him to do?
03:11:26
I don't know.
03:11:27
I, I, I signed off already for the buffer reading
03:11:31
as above.
03:11:31
So below. Really?
03:11:32
You said something about,
03:11:35
Taco Bell cheese.
03:11:39
Then you just love to like that.
03:11:47
Come to me, come to me wild. And,
03:11:53
Oh, you've come.
03:11:53
To me
03:11:55
for giving everything I'm getting
03:11:58
ready with you.
03:12:01
I want to play.
03:12:07
The. Oh, my.
03:12:08
You know what? You.
03:12:13
Give me wrong
03:12:15
on this one.
03:12:36
Thank you
03:12:37
for. The.
03:12:55
Gesture.
03:13:01
You like the.
03:13:43
Oh. That's not into.
03:13:50
Any. Never.
03:13:58
Baby.
03:13:58
Never.
03:14:10
Mr. Brady and Joshua Brady
03:14:13
and or Gary as a province so below.
03:14:17
Because he's so close, lady.
03:14:19
And for sure, we're doing it our way.
03:14:23
We're gonna make it make our dreams come true.
03:14:25
Brady and talk show.
03:14:27
It's Brady and draw.
03:14:29
It's their show now Brady.
03:14:32
Draw.
03:14:41
There's
03:14:42
no reason for him to lead the show like that.
03:14:45
Something's wrong with that.
03:14:46
I know you and Brady both are just trying to bring him to church, man.
03:14:51
No, I'm just telling you it wasn't right what he did to YouTube.
03:14:55
And, you know, either it seems like the alcohol has some, you know.
03:14:59
Does have.
03:15:00
I think he's, found in too much alcohol and everything. And.
03:15:05
One of.
03:15:07
Have a good night, flat.
03:15:08
Talk to you, buddy.
03:15:14
So he dropped out a.
03:15:16
I don't appreciate you eating on camera.
03:15:18
And. Yeah.
03:15:21
It's just too much.
03:15:23
I'm not eating that. Yes.
03:15:27
Talking about your.
03:15:29
Yeah, he he has you know, we have we have to end at some time.
03:15:32
Otherwise it would just go on forever.
03:15:34
Sometimes the show.
03:15:35
How long before we have you noticed?
03:15:39
Especially this episode.
03:15:40
Sometimes the show ends long before we stop.
03:15:45
Right.
03:15:46
I think and and pretty soon, pretty early on.
03:15:49
I just wish there was like a topic that you could like at home.
03:15:53
Go ahead.
03:15:54
So please join along.
03:15:59
Kind of like the can you get any higher segment,
03:16:01
but can you get any fuller the.
03:16:09
Should we pick the topic then?
03:16:11
No, because it never works out.
03:16:15
Can you?
03:16:15
Well, you know what I don't I mean, I haven't been doing it
03:16:18
for, like everything I learned.
03:16:20
Book.
03:16:20
Yesterday, but I think they go hand in hand once.
03:16:24
Once we get higher, we want to eat.
03:16:35
No, no, we can really pick the topic.
03:16:38
We we could, but.
03:16:39
We have not.
03:16:41
You. You say that you've said that so many times where.
03:16:44
Oh, we're just going to do a pick or we'll or we're
03:16:46
picking the topic for next week and then their mission and then on Sunday.
03:16:49
Collection about the show.
03:16:51
Well yeah.
03:16:52
Sunday we're still, we're still going, oh what's up.
03:16:55
Let's see what comes up man. But.
03:17:11
What should the topic be Bob.
03:17:12
Next week. Next week?
03:17:17
Jeez.
03:17:18
I shit it in far to do do
03:17:22
poop my pants
03:17:24
running down my legs and it's runny and stinky.
03:17:26
Foreign shitty stinky farty poopy shitty big.
03:17:32
You know, because,
03:17:34
I mean, you could do it on a lot of things.
03:17:38
How about that basketball player?
03:17:40
Man, today,
03:17:42
that woman's back's bobbed.
03:17:44
Like it's.
03:17:45
June 10th.
03:17:48
Juneteenth.
03:17:50
We can.
03:17:54
Can what?
03:17:59
I'm not familiar.
03:18:02
Sadie Hawkins I weekend in what?
03:18:06
I don't know.
03:18:08
It's just.
03:18:09
The WNBA player that's just came out of college.
03:18:12
Don't be in the WNBA.
03:18:15
And it's.
03:18:19
In no league.
03:18:20
And I know your kids and knock that online bullshit up.
03:18:23
They don't even be playing video games.
03:18:25
It's late at night.
03:18:26
What about.
03:18:34
Wow. Why is the feed so bad?
03:18:38
What is what?
03:18:43
Oh, no.
03:18:44
George. Oh, God.
03:18:45
For a minute, you see.
03:18:46
But I'm not doing it. It's not me.
03:18:49
It's streaming against one of Brady.
03:18:55
Is Brady tell you, man?
03:18:56
He's calling in the night, man.
03:19:01
No, he's all
03:19:04
it's either his internet or something.
03:19:05
Someone's being funky.
03:19:08
There he is.
03:19:10
Because you're like very delayed.
03:19:13
I saw your mouth moving, but I haven't heard
03:19:15
you talk yet.
03:19:20
Can't hear.
03:19:20
Anything at. All?
03:19:21
No, can't hear nothing at all.
03:19:24
Not my internet. Oh, oh.
03:19:26
Am I delay? No, you just know that's not my internet.
03:19:28
Am I delayed? And you're not?
03:19:29
I don't know,
03:19:31
clap,
03:19:34
don't clap.
03:19:35
It wasn't too late. Leave the room.
03:19:37
Leave the room.
03:19:46
My lord, with.
03:19:46
All due respect, that's a bunch of malarkey.
03:19:51
Like, even.
03:19:52
Even Ryan. Even Ryan.
03:19:55
Joe Budden, supporter extraordinaire.
03:19:58
That's the. One. Love Joe Biden. No.
03:20:02
Oh. Weird.
03:20:05
Do I love Joe Biden? No.
03:20:11
And that's the
03:20:15
you know, that.
03:20:16
She's, she's gonna like, you know, looks like, you know, maybe I don't know.
03:20:20
I don't know.
03:20:23
America is a nation that can be defined in a single word.
03:20:27
So why don't you ask him if it'd be okay if Joe Biden went over his daughter up?
03:20:33
Man. Right now?
03:20:35
Yeah, yeah.
03:20:39
Excuse me.
03:20:41
Yeah.
03:20:42
You lost your mind,
03:20:44
though, man.
03:20:45
You've lost your mind there are the.
03:20:49
Are there any kids involved?
03:20:54
There are.
03:20:54
There are. They? What?
03:20:57
Yeah.
03:20:58
To break the news to you about.
03:21:06
It's time to call it quits.
03:21:07
You're saying.
03:21:09
No, I don't know where.
03:21:10
I don't know where Brady went, but.
03:21:12
Yeah, that's what I'm waiting for. I thought he'd be back.
03:21:18
Nope.
03:21:22
I thought he'd be back.
03:21:24
Nope.
03:21:25
Nope.
03:21:27
Oh, man.
03:21:28
And I'll disc golf.
03:21:29
And lately, everybody had a choice.
03:21:32
Not not recently.
03:21:34
And I
03:21:36
kind of mad about it, but, I don't know,
03:21:38
I've been busy doing other shit, but, Yeah.
03:21:41
Yeah. No. Know.
03:21:43
I had told Brady man to
03:21:45
to find the disc of Uconnect seven, and he's got.
03:21:49
And play it from the beginning. Man.
03:21:51
I think he lied.
03:21:52
I think he lied. He doesn't have the next seven.
03:21:54
He doesn't have a day.
03:21:56
I think I think he was mistaken.
03:21:59
Okay.
03:22:01
I just recently
03:22:04
I think it was
03:22:08
910 and 11,
03:22:10
I think it had and I just recently just ripped those to my computer,
03:22:13
and then I uploaded them to his, his,
03:22:17
to so thing that he has.
03:22:20
Yeah.
03:22:21
Because I was going through, like, all my shit and just kind of ripping,
03:22:25
a lot of my DVDs and stuff.
03:22:27
And so I was doing, I did those as well.
03:22:31
Yeah.
03:22:32
But I don't have all of them.
03:22:34
But I had wanted him to play the beginning of Uconnect seven
03:22:38
because it's all about the intro, man. And,
03:22:42
it's when my son is dressed up as Darth Vader
03:22:46
and, he's got a lightsaber, man, and shit, and he fucking put.
03:22:51
That gets me under control with the throat thing, you know?
03:22:55
And, each of my head off,
03:23:00
after that bad.
03:23:01
It's, he says your powers are weak, old man.
03:23:06
And, from there, man, we go to the video man
03:23:09
with,
03:23:13
Born to Raise Hell.
03:23:14
That's the song.
03:23:15
And and Gary is the first thrower off of the team on that video,
03:23:23
and his shot goes straight and then left
03:23:25
hard left into the woods. Man.
03:23:30
And then, you know,
03:23:32
that's where it shows my black mask during the song and afterwards, you know.
03:23:37
But, you know, during the song is when it first comes out.
03:23:41
Well, we're counting on Brady.
03:23:44
I have those archives.
03:23:46
Not. I also cut I've got them.
03:23:49
It's just that I don't know how to send them to you, man.
03:23:52
You know,
03:23:54
I don't know how to do that.
03:23:56
What format are they in?
03:23:59
Their DVD.
03:24:00
Yeah, type format, supposedly, but they were done
03:24:03
years ago in DVD, so that's what I'm saying.
03:24:07
Brady.
03:24:10
I can acquire them.
03:24:11
I've got the technology. Everyone does, but.
03:24:14
Yeah, but, you know, there's supposedly.
03:24:17
The. Technology.
03:24:18
But they don't have, what I'm talking about.
03:24:22
Yeah, because they cut shit out.
03:24:23
Yeah.
03:24:24
Really cut everything out.
03:24:25
They could zig videos out.
03:24:28
They cut off. So I. Need to upload the two.
03:24:30
But I, that, you know, draw.
03:24:33
I have them special type of commercials that I like,
03:24:37
you know, the ones like Burger King did with Star Wars.
03:24:41
Do you ever see those?
03:24:43
Yeah, yeah.
03:24:44
And, the one with the King, and he got them running in plays and shit,
03:24:49
you know,
03:24:53
for, you know, Burger King commercials, man.
03:24:56
Yeah, those are those are cool things, man.
03:25:00
So, Gary, such a fagot. He leaves.
03:25:02
He leaves early and then he's in the comments commenting.
03:25:05
You do know what does Dino mean?
03:25:07
What do you mean Dino you talking about?
03:25:10
If you got a comment, why don't you just like, I don't know, stick around.
03:25:14
Yeah. You know,
03:25:17
and quit interrupting everybody so much to man.
03:25:20
Because he's he's laying. And, don't.
03:25:22
Dance and finish.
03:25:23
His text and like a 16 year old girl.
03:25:27
He goes, go ahead, Bob.
03:25:28
And then I lost my train of thought, man. And
03:25:31
and then he just leaves.
03:25:34
He just leaves out of nowhere because he's got nothing else to say. And.
03:25:38
But when someone's trying to compensate for something.
03:25:48
Yeah.
03:25:49
Well, what's that pleasant noise in the background?
03:25:51
It sounds like a either a fish tank or like a bird.
03:25:54
I have a fish tank, man.
03:25:56
Okay. Yeah. All right.
03:25:59
It's like, a soothing sound.
03:26:00
It's like a nice white noise. Kind of.
03:26:03
Yeah.
03:26:03
It's not always there, but occasionally it gets picked up in there.
03:26:06
Get picked up?
03:26:07
Yeah.
03:26:07
Mean leaving the bird moment.
03:26:09
And he's off after seeing what happened.
03:26:12
I don't know, it's supposed to be the radiant Rorschach, but it's the,
03:26:15
Yeah, I know Joshua.
03:26:19
Brady. Hey.
03:26:22
There he is.
03:26:24
You get your mike fixed.
03:26:28
I keep talking no audio.
03:26:31
Audio kicking in a second.
03:26:32
I'm sure.
03:26:34
Get a lawyer and sued his company.
03:26:36
Manages or screw.
03:26:39
No. Yeah.
03:26:44
But he's the lost.
03:26:45
Okay.
03:26:46
Well mannered.
03:26:47
He's like a polite guy.
03:26:51
Not like is a really nice guy, you know?
03:26:53
And I'm not.
03:26:53
I'm not doubting that.
03:26:58
Robert
03:26:59
Blade.
03:27:04
Oh, man.
03:27:06
Some John Brady's connection, man.
03:27:09
Yep. He's not making it.
03:27:14
I wish I had something else to,
03:27:16
in my queue of things, but I've been kind of
03:27:20
I've been lacking as of late.
03:27:23
Number one, it has to do with the, topic being,
03:27:26
very oddly specific to the same exact dynamic.
03:27:29
And so I can't spin that topic
03:27:32
in a fun way, because Gary used to pick a shit topic,
03:27:35
and I was able to still take it into a different direction
03:27:38
because it was so narrow of a word.
03:27:41
Like, I was like like, I know he didn't.
03:27:43
He didn't.
03:27:43
Magic. He,
03:27:47
well, what else did he do?
03:27:48
That was kind of holes.
03:27:50
It was just just random shit.
03:27:52
But now he's been on this weird spin of, like, these extra fucking complex words
03:27:57
that mean basically the same exact thing as the previous one.
03:28:00
And so it's not like you can even Google like I used to be able to just
03:28:04
the deer flags are just rips from Dear Abby.
03:28:07
And I used to just be able to do Dear Abby and then put the title in there
03:28:10
and it would have a topic related, Dear Abby quite like question right now.
03:28:16
I just I'm thinking just whatever because no one's no one's Google.
03:28:19
I don't even know what the fuck the show was.
03:28:20
The show called Param Param,
03:28:24
whatever.
03:28:24
Paris money is what?
03:28:25
I joked and I was, oh, it's the Euro
03:28:28
for some piss America.
03:28:31
There's some
03:28:32
param,
03:28:34
okay, they parrot God damn you, Gary.
03:28:38
Heroes parrot here.
03:28:41
Ammonia parsimonious. Yeah.
03:28:44
Jesus Christ.
03:28:45
On man.
03:28:46
Parsimonious.
03:28:49
Thank you Google.
03:28:51
Parsimonious.
03:28:52
And what the hell is parsimonious?
03:28:54
Me well, if you were listening to the episode, Bob,
03:28:57
you'd know this by now, but unfortunately, no one has that kind of patience.
03:29:01
But listen to Gary for that.
03:29:04
Unwilling to spend money or use resources.
03:29:07
This is like energy or.
03:29:08
Frugal words that nobody understands.
03:29:12
Man talk English do come. Woohoo!
03:29:14
I've bit so many times it's like, can you take a like
03:29:17
when it just comes to the the internet, no one's searching parsimonious.
03:29:22
Trying to be like you ain't.
03:29:25
Is there any. Right.
03:29:28
You know.
03:29:29
So unwilling to spend money or use resources
03:29:32
and it uses other words as stingy or frugal.
03:29:35
If you would have named the episode stingy or name the episode frugal
03:29:39
just based on those two words, those two words are searched way
03:29:42
more than param parsimonious
03:29:46
way more than parsimonious.
03:29:48
And so you would think you would just go based on
03:29:52
search.
03:29:54
But search is how.
03:29:55
Easy it is to search, how easy it is to search.
03:29:58
Right.
03:29:59
But he's a he's an asshole,
03:30:02
right?
03:30:05
He, he it's funny.
03:30:06
It's a joke, but at the same time, it's not a joke because it's hindering.
03:30:11
It's hindering
03:30:13
things that could be right.
03:30:19
Exactly.
03:30:22
To defend himself.
03:30:23
Or is this Brady?
03:30:25
All I see is just the white way.
03:30:29
A that when a person in this weight.
03:30:32
Who put me so many puts
03:30:34
what is mine underneath my moniker, it says fladged or eating.
03:30:37
Why does it say that?
03:30:38
I have no idea. Yeah.
03:30:41
Dino alleged Dino.
03:30:43
Mine doesn't say anything. No.
03:30:45
Oh, that's the chat.
03:30:46
That's the chat.
03:30:47
Okay. From earlier.
03:30:51
Draw.
03:30:51
Bob, you and I can then color.
03:30:53
Obviously colors in here and I was in here and here the color.
03:31:00
What?
03:31:02
We can't hear the color.
03:31:04
And I'm assuming color is Brady.
03:31:05
I think he's trying to patch back anybody else.
03:31:07
Nine people to put them on the air so they can talk with us. Man.
03:31:12
No no no.
03:31:16
Why no man.
03:31:19
We have to do it now.
03:31:23
Wait a minute.
03:31:24
Where's the. I have no idea. God damn it.
03:31:27
No. There's there's becoming too many.
03:31:29
Who's supposed to answer this?
03:31:30
I don't have the ability to answer this.
03:31:35
As I have no idea.
03:31:37
I have no idea.
03:31:39
Call from.
03:31:40
You. Damn right.
03:31:44
Oh. From you damn right.
03:31:45
My delayed.
03:31:48
We can't see you.
03:31:50
I mean, I don't know if you're delayed.
03:31:54
That's Brady.
03:31:58
There.
03:31:59
I see you now. There you are.
03:32:01
Am I delayed.
03:32:03
By, like, a half a second to three quarters
03:32:05
of a second, I'd say, but more like half a second.
03:32:10
That's great.
03:32:12
Yeah, it was like.
03:32:13
It was like.
03:32:15
Well, that's great.
03:32:17
By the time you got done saying, that's.
03:32:18
Great, you were better.
03:32:20
Than the minutes that it was before.
03:32:22
By the time you got done saying it, man is already gone.
03:32:25
Patch and flew.
03:32:26
Gone.
03:32:31
Came by, you know, like you said about a second delay.
03:32:35
And then it came in.
03:32:40
But it's better than the other work.
03:32:43
Don't work with me.
03:32:45
Put your face on the screen, man.
03:32:55
We're in hell.
03:32:56
Jeff Brady. Thanks, Brady.
03:32:59
We're here.
03:33:00
And so what do we talk?
03:33:01
What are we talking about?
03:33:03
Do you have to. Good day.
03:33:04
For what, man? You know, got to take a damn.
03:33:07
Take one. Sterling's way.
03:33:09
But the no.
03:33:13
Oh, I finally got.
03:33:14
My code. Suite.
03:33:15
Maybe I can log on to my phone. No.
03:33:21
I'm gonna keep talking.
03:33:22
I'm not sure if you can hear me.
03:33:23
Oh, yeah, we can.
03:33:25
I can,
03:33:27
if it matters, I can keep keep talking.
03:33:31
But if you could just, talk dirty, at least.
03:33:35
Why do you want to talk dirty, man?
03:33:38
Why not?
03:33:40
So there was two hippies.
03:33:41
In my backyard, and they were really dirty.
03:33:45
They were so dirty.
03:33:47
Then when I tried to rub them,
03:33:49
I tried to rub them.
03:33:50
Oh, wait. What?
03:33:53
Oh, I know where the fuck is my cloak?
03:33:57
I don't know, man.
03:33:58
Oh, here we go. Don't bother.
03:33:59
So I can feel good.
03:34:01
So about like some, some homosexuals like getting on him or like, waving them low.
03:34:06
So that's all I'd like to say.
03:34:11
Homosexuals. Any.
03:34:12
Not on me.
03:34:15
Don't fuck is a really nice guy, you know.
03:34:17
And I'm not. I'm not noting that.
03:34:19
I'm not into that shit, man.
03:34:22
He's a well-spoken, well-mannered.
03:34:25
He's like, I don't like I.
03:34:27
If I don't like Gay pride Week, man, that still know it's too bad, man.
03:34:32
No. Yeah, yeah.
03:34:35
Then you know, so it's true.
03:34:38
Yeah, I know it is.
03:34:40
Excuse me.
03:34:41
The fags man.
03:34:43
Have you lost your mind?
03:34:45
No, but they can do their own thing.
03:34:51
Most certainly, most definitely.
03:34:54
But just keep it away from my kids or anybody else.
03:34:58
I believe I could personally, smoke this guy and like a debate.
03:35:05
Oh, okay.
03:35:05
Sure.
03:35:09
Now I'm a Chinese.
03:35:10
Yep. To.
03:35:18
There's Brady.
03:35:22
She's gonna
03:35:23
she's gonna like, you know, looks like on maybe I don't know,
03:35:27
I don't know.
03:35:31
Whatever.
03:35:32
You just shoot it said.
03:35:34
Oh, girl, baby girl.
03:35:37
Don't even play.
03:35:40
Oh shut up bitch.
03:35:42
Order.
03:35:44
Take that girl and pull.
03:35:47
Which would call it down or man.
03:35:51
Shit.
03:35:52
What's the name of the song, man?
03:35:54
Oh, shit.
03:35:56
It's by Dee Snider.
03:35:57
It's an old album.
03:36:01
Murder?
03:36:02
No, it's not murder, man. But,
03:36:06
Anyways, man, doing the cops went in the room to find the people, man.
03:36:10
They were all hooked up, wired up with fish hooks,
03:36:14
man on the nipples of your titties and their pussy.
03:36:19
And everywhere toes.
03:36:23
They were all wired up, man.
03:36:26
What now?
03:36:27
Hoes, I forget the name.
03:36:31
Oh man, I can't think of it I got the album.
03:36:35
You can't even get fucking, Look at that.
03:36:38
Fabric. Look at the quality of that fabric.
03:36:40
What are you. Where are you going with that phone, Brady?
03:36:42
That is going from shirt line to jean line or pants.
03:36:47
What the hell you talking that or.
03:36:49
Brady screen Brady Brady was showing us his shirt.
03:36:52
And then all of a sudden I saw a transition of color.
03:36:54
Yeah that's his. Those are his pants.
03:36:58
That's his leg.
03:36:58
What are we looking at.
03:37:00
Well we well I don't know.
03:37:03
I don't want to leave that of us, man is.
03:37:06
He showed us his ballsack. Oh, I don't know.
03:37:12
I don't know.
03:37:14
The fucking bone of his ballsack.
03:37:16
I. I seen some balls there, man.
03:37:19
I thought I did too, and now he's like, pretending like that wasn't the case.
03:37:22
So he's like, trying to show some like, oh, look, my nose.
03:37:25
No, it wasn't my dick. It was, you know, some.
03:37:27
Weird voyeur wasn't being voyeuristic.
03:37:30
It was just I was pretending.
03:37:32
I was like, look at the quality of that fabric.
03:37:36
So, yeah. Fine stitch.
03:37:38
It's a fine stitch, sir.
03:37:42
You get ready for church.
03:37:46
I think you.
03:37:49
I mean, ready.
03:37:53
How's that framing secured?
03:37:54
Yes, man.
03:37:57
I see your beard and a big blob.
03:38:00
Just.
03:38:01
And just your beard.
03:38:03
All right.
03:38:06
You got your voice now?
03:38:09
Yeah. It's like real time.
03:38:12
I don't know what's wrong with my computer.
03:38:14
I restarted it, I even tried another computer. It's got.
03:38:16
It's streamyard. It's not my internet.
03:38:19
Wait, is my phone or my internet? Yeah.
03:38:21
Yeah, you're cool man.
03:38:22
You're good ear. Yeah.
03:38:24
We could see you.
03:38:28
Great school.
03:38:30
Love it.
03:38:31
Right?
03:38:35
Wait, I can do that shit from here.
03:38:37
No way.
03:38:39
Do what? Yeah.
03:38:40
Are you on your phone?
03:38:43
Yes. No.
03:38:44
Maybe.
03:38:46
I don't know.
03:38:48
You can do that.
03:38:49
With the question.
03:38:52
Yeah.
03:38:53
Is that, like, pre uploaded?
03:38:59
Oh, no.
03:38:59
You just left.
03:39:02
Brady.
03:39:06
Oh my God Brady.
03:39:08
And I'm back.
03:39:09
Oh did I leave?
03:39:12
I must have left strong.
03:39:15
Are your balls okay.
03:39:20
Shut the fuck up kid.
03:39:22
I guess they're okay.
03:39:24
I'm over. Here now.
03:39:25
I can't hear it again.
03:39:26
On my dick right now. I'm just stroking my shit.
03:39:28
I'm horny as fuck, man.
03:39:30
I'm a freak, man.
03:39:31
I'm over here high as giraffe pussy.
03:39:33
And I just took 30 blue shoes thinking they were Delta eight gummies.
03:39:36
I'm so fucking bricked up in a wreck so tall.
03:39:39
You could call me a fucking pyramid.
03:39:41
Call me Hank Schrader.
03:39:42
Christ, I'm on the verge of a major drug bust. I'm.
03:39:46
Yeah.
03:39:48
I shitted in.
03:39:48
Farted doo doo Kaka stinky fart poopy pee.
03:39:52
My pants blew out and there's caca running down my legs.
03:39:54
And it's runny and stinking farty and shitty.
03:39:56
Stinky farty poopy shitty.
03:39:59
As it's supposed to be.
03:40:00
It's supposed to be caca.
03:40:01
It's obviously I, but it's like a hello.
03:40:03
It's supposed to be cock up,
03:40:04
but it says caca because I has no idea what the fuck that word is.
03:40:08
Yeah. Oh, these are I.
03:40:10
Some of these are not, Definitely not.
03:40:12
Some of these are definitely not.
03:40:14
I was stupid of a bitch.
03:40:17
America is a nation that can be defined in a single word
03:40:21
as a.
03:40:24
To me.
03:40:25
That's about it.
03:40:26
My kids are.
03:40:27
Just as bright and just as tall as. White kids.
03:40:30
This is one of my favorites.
03:40:32
Poor kids are just as bright and just as tall as white kids.
03:40:37
It's such a slip of the racism, you know?
03:40:40
Yeah.
03:40:41
What do you mean? My poor kids?
03:40:43
Yeah.
03:40:48
Unbelievable.
03:40:51
With all due respect, that's a bunch of malarkey.
03:40:54
And why that's.
03:40:55
Not a single thing he said is.
03:40:57
Accurate.
03:41:01
Great.
03:41:05
I got to go whack off right now.
03:41:07
And through my.
03:41:09
Oh. They're ready.
03:41:10
He's just sent me a clip of his penis.
03:41:12
It might it might seem like I came to this podcast.
03:41:16
I just all over my screen, I can't see you
03:41:19
right now.
03:41:24
That was draw.
03:41:25
And he's right.
03:41:27
I'm not right.
03:41:30
Nice shirt, nice pants.
03:41:33
Nice. Short.
03:41:34
Nice.
03:41:35
Nice poem.
03:41:38
I can read your poem.
03:41:41
Maybe that's up to them.
03:41:44
What I mean is, that means he's a little annoyed.
03:41:49
I would agree with you, but we'd both be wrong, you idiot man.
03:41:53
He did.
03:41:54
I'm just seeing if you can read my poem.
03:41:56
That was pledge cast gold.
03:41:59
Sorry, I'm a little irritated.
03:42:00
I'm touching an Apple product.
03:42:03
Does anybody have something to smoke?
03:42:09
Yeah.
03:42:11
Oh, see, but I don't.
03:42:12
Was really productive segment, wasn't it?
03:42:15
Yeah.
03:42:15
I come here
03:42:18
for this.
03:42:22
Stop pushing.
03:42:23
That.
03:42:25
Keep pushing.
03:42:29
See if I got anything left in my bag
03:42:31
in there.
03:42:36
No, I have to go smoke roaches, man.
03:42:40
Oh, that's a shame.
03:42:42
Well.
03:42:43
Did you see that some kind of alien just flew by.
03:42:47
They kind of,
03:42:48
UG. But my weed man for this show.
03:42:53
I hope the camera picked that up.
03:42:54
Some kind of
03:42:56
some kind of being messenger just flew right by my camera, I hope.
03:43:00
I hope it picked it up.
03:43:02
I can I can close it. My fart.
03:43:04
I cannot conclude, man, what it was or was not.
03:43:08
Therefore, it must have been some kind of alien.
03:43:11
Visit a chem trail.
03:43:13
Very possible.
03:43:15
I've got to come through.
03:43:16
I'll see if you can see this camera.
03:43:22
No. I'm sorry. We.
03:43:25
The kitty looks really sad.
03:43:26
I know that.
03:43:28
I definitely does.
03:43:31
There's got to be a way I can change the layout,
03:43:34
but I don't see it on my phone.
03:43:38
You're able to play bumpers.
03:43:40
I'm assuming there's on.
03:43:41
A scale from 1 to 10, my friend.
03:43:44
Yo, fuck your fuck.
03:43:47
Yeah.
03:43:54
Okay.
03:43:55
Right.
03:43:55
Sounds like one might be more like.
03:43:57
I know you know what?
03:44:00
That's not what I want. Yeah.
03:44:02
Yes. Yeah. Yes.
03:44:05
Yeah.
03:44:06
No, no. No.
03:44:11
Oh. No,
03:44:12
bro. Oh!
03:44:20
Okay.
03:44:21
Oh, okay. That right?
03:44:23
Yeah. What was that? Man.
03:44:27
There you go.
03:44:29
I like it a lot.
03:44:33
All right.
03:44:36
So I like that other layout a little better.
03:44:42
I got track.
03:44:44
This is comfortable.
03:44:45
Okay.
03:44:45
I can tell you this is a comfortable way to do the show.
03:44:48
So it's just sailing right along.
03:44:52
Good. Bam!
03:44:54
You found a new something.
03:44:55
New man that works.
03:45:00
Yeah, but it.
03:45:01
Could also not,
03:45:05
back off and do a drum solo, man.
03:45:08
Sure, sure, sure.
03:45:10
That's a priority, Lane.
03:45:12
I'm going to hook up my guitar, man.
03:45:14
Start playing again. So,
03:45:17
yeah.
03:45:18
Oh, man.
03:45:20
Yeah, there's, a website you can actually go to that.
03:45:22
A bunch of people from all over
03:45:23
the world can go, and you can actually have a jam session
03:45:27
in real time, in real time.
03:45:30
Okay.
03:45:35
George, what do you play?
03:45:36
Nothing. Something. Harmonica.
03:45:39
Skin flute.
03:45:41
Sing.
03:45:42
You sing.
03:45:46
I'm thinking that,
03:45:53
Did you guys come up with a topic
03:45:54
for next week?
03:45:58
Topic for next week?
03:46:06
Does anybody have anything?
03:46:09
The, new jet fighters
03:46:13
that they were made.
03:46:17
The ones that underperform.
03:46:21
Is that what it was?
03:46:24
I don't know if they underperformed or not, but.
03:46:27
They underperformed the f what's the good one?
03:46:30
The f. 16?
03:46:35
Yeah, I believe so.
03:46:38
What does that weird noise.
03:46:43
Should it.
03:46:43
Should I get rid of the other drawer?
03:46:48
I don't know.
03:46:51
Yeah, that's probably what it is.
03:46:53
Yeah.
03:46:53
They go.
03:46:56
Oh, we were the.
03:46:58
One with.
03:47:00
You laying down drawer.
03:47:03
Yeah.
03:47:04
Sort of.
03:47:05
It's nice.
03:47:07
This is. You want to.
03:47:08
Read your bedtime story?
03:47:10
Yeah. You know,
03:47:13
would you mind?
03:47:14
Once upon a time, there's this guy.
03:47:20
Named Jimmy.
03:47:20
Hendry.
03:47:23
And he used to play all over the world.
03:47:31
And then one day, he did too many drugs
03:47:35
and killed six better.
03:47:40
Intel.
03:47:40
And give it to me.
03:47:42
Give it to me.
03:47:45
Well, that bad?
03:47:48
I thought it was beautiful.
03:47:49
It's gorgeous.
03:47:51
Thank you.
03:47:54
Okay, you can go crash out now, man.
03:47:57
I'll be right back.
03:47:58
I have to go find a new chapter.
03:48:00
In a new chapter?
03:48:08
But we have.
03:48:09
Do we need to do another flag
03:48:12
or flag?
03:48:13
He's not flag.
03:48:15
He's not here, man.
03:48:17
Isn't that Dave?
03:48:18
He's not.
03:48:21
Yeah, it's like he's a Fergie.
03:48:24
All right.
03:48:26
Flag is in the back.
03:48:27
Flags in the bag.
03:48:30
That's better.
03:48:31
Topic for next week.
03:48:33
Let's see.
03:48:38
How about,
03:48:40
how about, the.
03:48:45
These college,
03:48:48
people about Palestine and the Jews and all that shit?
03:48:52
Man, the paid for protest.
03:48:55
Yeah, the war protesters.
03:48:58
They're all paid for.
03:49:00
Like that stupid one we got in Michigan.
03:49:02
What's your face?
03:49:06
It's not Rasheeda to leave.
03:49:07
Is it ever?
03:49:10
No idea.
03:49:11
We we touched on politics a tiny bit, but it's just wrecking
03:49:16
the flow of the, to
03:49:19
horrendous.
03:49:20
What about,
03:49:23
any any, sports or racing
03:49:26
or anything like that?
03:49:33
In five.
03:49:36
I mean, you know, that sucks.
03:49:38
I mean, do you want to talk about,
03:49:41
These guys make fun of sports?
03:49:44
Yeah.
03:49:45
I don't make fun of stories.
03:49:47
I think you do.
03:49:50
Which is fine.
03:49:53
I like sports.
03:49:55
I'm going to ask I
03:49:56
what's the least most important topic in the world that obscure that?
03:50:00
Jerry is going to pick least obscure
03:50:04
topic.
03:50:09
That you,
03:50:15
See, these are all not good topics.
03:50:19
But, Yeah, it sucks of taking topics.
03:50:23
Word up and, you know,
03:50:26
if you can't get agreement on people, they're.
03:50:30
Well, we can do one every week.
03:50:31
So it's kind of like eating dinner.
03:50:33
It's,
03:50:33
you know, you eat so many times, it's there's not really that much pressure
03:50:36
on one topic.
03:50:38
We can do do whatever we want.
03:50:40
Or we can do. Whatever, whatever Gary wants.
03:50:42
That's the unfortunate decision.
03:50:45
I'm just saying we can come up
03:50:47
with a few different topics that we could talk about.
03:50:51
I mean, I'm sure.
03:50:55
Yeah, it's it's.
03:50:56
We're.
03:50:57
Filtering.
03:50:58
It through Gary and Gary is an asshole.
03:51:01
But I care about, you know, let's talking about gay pride month
03:51:05
or how about,
03:51:07
how about these women, man, getting killed,
03:51:10
treated by men, you know, playing their, you know, transvestites.
03:51:14
And what men do the same sport is,
03:51:19
I think you just solved the
03:51:21
all our own problem when you said Gary's not going to do this.
03:51:24
Gary's not going to do that.
03:51:26
Gary won't pick the topic.
03:51:28
When you say it three times is when it hit my head
03:51:30
that Gary needs to be the topic. No.
03:51:37
I think it's.
03:51:38
Time. That I. Play.
03:51:41
Clarence fladge
03:51:43
right?
03:51:45
Wait, I just joined.
03:51:46
Why didn't it?
03:51:48
Oh, that's why you don't like you.
03:51:53
You got to start.
03:51:54
All right. Cool.
03:51:57
Well, it's,
03:52:03
It it.
03:52:06
Is suicide assistant.
03:52:09
We do,
03:52:21
There's a good one.
03:52:22
It's big enough for for.
03:52:23
It's vague enough for Gary to go.
03:52:26
You know what?
03:52:26
I love? Animals. I think they're delicious.
03:52:30
So do I.
03:52:32
I love them for both ways, man.
03:52:34
When you go both ways.
03:52:35
On the day
03:52:38
let loose and having fun,
03:52:41
they get special
03:52:44
game.
03:52:45
Oh, this has all the makings of a day.
03:52:47
You want tasty, special sandwiches?
03:52:52
Treat word chicken.
03:52:54
It's really special.
03:52:56
It takes a special day for your day,
03:52:59
especially for a game.
03:53:04
What in the fuck was a.
03:53:06
I have no idea. You didn't do that.
03:53:11
A those commercials
03:53:14
and go to Burger King and look for,
03:53:17
Star Wars commercials.
03:53:21
Star Wars Burger King next.
03:53:23
I'm sure
03:53:25
they're old commercials, man.
03:53:46
Brady.
03:53:46
We lose Brady again.
03:53:56
Thanks. Mr..
03:53:57
May the fries be with you?
03:53:59
Star Wars episode three toys.
03:54:01
Now with Burger King.
03:54:02
Now, these are the commercials looking for nice.
03:54:05
They're older.
03:54:06
They're older than the.
03:54:11
So that was a,
03:54:12
that was a Star Trek quote or.
03:54:15
Star Trek what Star Wars.
03:54:18
Nerd.
03:54:21
But this is back in the 70s, man.
03:54:24
You know, you're.
03:54:24
Up and walk over to my computer and click the button.
03:54:28
I'm just curious,
03:54:31
you know, like, are you ready to go to sleep?
03:54:33
What's scary wearing?
03:54:36
That's ridiculous.
03:54:39
For your look, like he's falling asleep.
03:54:42
And it's for the screen.
03:54:44
His screen's frozen.
03:54:46
Oh. It is.
03:54:47
Okay.
03:54:49
He's either really high asleep or the screen's frozen.
03:54:52
One of those, so based on person, me, person, person,
03:54:57
whatever the fuck the word is for the topic,
03:55:01
I would say the screen is frozen.
03:55:03
That's probably the most likely.
03:55:04
Oh, they're, He's back.
03:55:07
You know, he's that man now.
03:55:10
He's getting gay with Gary.
03:55:12
Getting gay with Gary. That's that's.
03:55:15
There's a bumper.
03:55:17
Oh my God.
03:55:20
This is definitely how this shows.
03:55:22
This is this is definitely how the show started.
03:55:26
Is Gary giving it to you in the ass tonight?
03:55:30
I'm confused.
03:55:31
Yeah, of course I'm confused.
03:55:32
You're lay in the wrong way.
03:55:35
Oh, he's laying on top of his dick when.
03:55:39
I know that.
03:55:44
I can do another one.
03:55:57
Hey, draw.
03:55:57
Your phone is full.
03:56:02
Just because.
03:56:03
I mean, just what was that? Me.
03:56:07
So part of the show.
03:56:08
So we can edit afterwards.
03:56:10
There's local recordings of everyone that's on your phone.
03:56:12
So if you stay connected to the link I send you, it'll upload.
03:56:14
It'll sync it up, and we'll get it downloaded for editing in the future.
03:56:19
I'm just getting a message that just popped up.
03:56:21
It's a draw phone has low storage space,
03:56:25
so clearly your local recording is filling up your your phone.
03:56:28
Oh fuck them.
03:56:32
Use the cloud, man.
03:56:36
Use the cloud.
03:56:38
Don't use the cloud.
03:56:39
The cloud is just somebody else.
03:56:41
The cloud is just a bunch of somebody else's computers.
03:56:44
Yeah, I know, I did a bunch of horseshit.
03:56:49
Yeah.
03:56:50
Animal cloud, you may have to get us a new phone, man.
03:56:54
Just for the of it.
03:56:57
You want to fuck your phone?
03:56:58
What?
03:56:59
No, I said he could get a shepherd phone, man.
03:57:02
He mean you have to marry.
03:57:03
We ain't got any room in there.
03:57:06
I know, but afterwards you said you need a second phone for the fuck of it.
03:57:10
So. That would mean he would need that phone.
03:57:12
No, man, he would need that for the fuck of it, man.
03:57:15
Because for the simple fact he said, like.
03:57:20
Is that where that term came from?
03:57:21
Having, like a burner phone so that your wife doesn't found.
03:57:24
I have another phone for the fuck of it, I know.
03:57:27
Where did it come from?
03:57:29
I don't know.
03:57:31
Oh, I thought you knew that.
03:57:33
No, I don't know.
03:57:37
Okay.
03:57:41
What UX, what do UX design?
03:57:45
I have no idea.
03:57:49
That just fun.
03:57:52
What does it say?
03:57:54
UX design?
03:58:04
I don't know what it means.
03:58:07
What is user experience?
03:58:11
Oh, okay.
03:58:15
It has nothing to do with the topic today,
03:58:16
but it user experience could be a good topic.
03:58:22
Oh, for next week?
03:58:23
Yeah.
03:58:26
For any week,
03:58:29
I don't think I have anything more to say.
03:58:30
Did we lose draw it? Is he coming back? Is he? What?
03:58:33
What happened. To draw?
03:58:35
Where are you at?
03:58:38
I don't know if he knows he's gone.
03:58:42
Sorry.
03:58:42
I put.
03:58:47
Well, if you want to. If.
03:58:49
If you want the floor, now's the time.
03:58:51
Nobody's going to interrupt you, brother.
03:58:53
You're still on. Maybe not.
03:58:55
If you're still watching,
03:58:57
there's definitely plenty of time to talk on the Brady and Draw Show.
03:59:00
We don't have any interrupt, just wait. What?
03:59:03
Negative.
03:59:04
Negative minute. Missed. Interrupt. Missed.
03:59:07
Or what's what's the argument that he said?
03:59:11
What?
03:59:12
Reductio. There's no interruptus.
03:59:14
Reductio. That's what I wanted to say.
03:59:18
Yeah.
03:59:22
Well, man,
03:59:23
there's too much to say.
03:59:27
Well, there's plenty to say.
03:59:28
Just not any more tonight.
03:59:30
Oh, I see, I see you now, Brady.
03:59:34
Yeah.
03:59:35
I'm just I'm worried my I don't want my camera too
03:59:38
wide and I can't zoom in and out.
03:59:41
That's all right, man.
03:59:42
So start touching myself when I ain't, man.
03:59:45
When it when I think,
03:59:47
when I think about you, I start touching myself.
03:59:50
I can't help it. No.
03:59:59
All right.
03:59:59
This is next week's topic.
04:00:01
No matter what shows.
04:00:03
Take care of yourself.
04:00:05
Good evening.
04:00:06
Look at that. That is amazing.
04:00:09
You had just said that you were talking about that.
04:00:12
Yeah,
04:00:14
you were talking about the protests.
04:00:16
Oh, yes.
04:00:17
So that's. A.
04:00:19
Next.
04:00:19
See, we just wanted to
04:00:21
it's a message from well, you know, he doesn't believe in the gods.
04:00:23
So that's a message from his.
04:00:26
It's a message from the gods, man.
04:00:28
That's a message from the digital band.
04:00:30
The binary digital zeros and ones lined up
04:00:33
just right to make that work out.
04:00:38
That'll work man.
04:00:40
As rush would say, you need to reverse
04:00:43
your polarity, man.
04:00:46
You need to rush your polarity there.
04:00:49
I'm gonna play I'm going to play you out.
04:00:52
That's why that was the name of my band Reverse Polarity.
04:00:56
What's it called.
04:00:58
And you played guitar guitar bass guitar.
04:01:03
And is there any recordings or record of it at all?
04:01:07
Some on,
04:01:11
cassette
04:01:11
tape, you know, that we did in the garage and shit.
04:01:14
Yeah, let's do that.
04:01:15
I transferred all my cassettes to digital.
04:01:18
Any practice that we had.
04:01:20
I have a love on that that.
04:01:21
I'll have.
04:01:22
It's it and it it's absolutely horrible our stuff,
04:01:25
you know, because I mean, I was like I was 14, you know, I mean, it was bad.
04:01:28
It's really bad. Horrible sound recording.
04:01:30
But every once in a while, I love listening to it
04:01:31
because it makes me feel like a kid again.
04:01:32
So you should you should.
04:01:36
You should, do, like, 2:00.
04:01:38
It's. I can't even think anywhere.
04:01:40
You should not record that.
04:01:42
What's the word I'm looking for?
04:01:43
You should transfer that to digital
04:01:44
so that it's, you know, so that it lives on longer
04:01:46
because that cassettes eventually going to just dissolve.
04:01:50
Yeah.
04:01:54
And nobody else will care about it.
04:01:55
But you most likely.
04:01:56
I mean, I don't know how good or bad it is, but, you know,
04:01:58
if it's the same quality as my shit was, nobody cared about it.
04:02:00
It's horrible.
04:02:03
But it was nice to transfer it.
04:02:06
Yeah, I'd have to do that, man. So,
04:02:10
I don't know how to do it.
04:02:11
I'll ask Bob and see what he has to say about it, you know?
04:02:14
Yeah, I got to set up here.
04:02:17
I can do it.
04:02:21
But, Yeah.
04:02:23
You got any closing message?
04:02:24
I'm going to play,
04:02:26
Okay.
04:02:29
Well, people,
04:02:31
this is the end of the show for the night.
04:02:34
As you can see, we try to keep your interest
04:02:37
and keep your head together at the same time.
04:02:42
So, all due
04:02:44
respect, what I have to say is have a good night.
04:02:48
Have a good weekend.
04:02:51
Coming up.
04:02:52
Hopefully the weather be good, and it's time for you to reverse your polarity.
04:02:58
You have to come over to the plus side instead of the negative.
04:03:03
Let's get that together.
04:03:04
And then we will live on this world a whole lot better than what we are living
04:03:09
now. Can I get an amen?
04:03:13
I. Amen.
04:03:21
To put on.
04:03:25
You word.
04:03:36
This the Brady and Roger Brady and or Gary.
04:03:40
As above and so below this copy.
04:03:43
So blows.
04:03:44
Lady and for sure, we're doing it our way.
04:03:48
We're gonna make it make our dreams come true.
04:03:51
Brady.
04:03:52
And your show, it's Brady and draw.
04:03:55
It's their show now, Brady. Draw.
04:04:08
Whoops.
04:04:08
There's dead air. All that.
04:04:10
What did I forget?
04:04:13
Oh, yeah.
04:04:13
I was going to play this
04:04:15
as above.
04:04:16
So below.
04:04:18
There we go.
04:04:36
This.