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Now 1002
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Do you know where your brutal honesty is getting you? Hi, i'm Gary. Welcome to Fladge Rants Live
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Today the topic is roughshod. It's an equestrian term
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for uh
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Hammering in the uh, the nails on horseshoes
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All jagged and it was uh useful for the military for the cavalry
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Because it would give the horses better traction and it would do more damage on trampled soldiers
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but roughshod now
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means uh
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With no consideration for the feelings of others
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um
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That's where brutal honesty comes in
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I pride myself on my brutal honesty
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And i'm doing it for your own good. So
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I'm gonna get brutally honest here
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But uh, let's go through the history a little bit
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um
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I uh, I didn't want to directly attack my buddy's
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religiosity
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Sensibility and so I kind of took at it at a side angle and uh did the the body mind do out the dualism?
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um
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and uh that that does actually directly attack his uh,
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Sensibilities but
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I'm not here to protect your widow feelings
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I
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Want you to understand reality as it is and I think I see it
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uh
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better than most and I think everybody thinks they see it better than most but
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If half the population is above average and the other half is below average
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And your buddy sitting next to you is above average. Guess what?
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Just by the odds you're below average
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Um, so without consideration for the wishes wishes and feelings of another this is like unsolicited advice
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Um, uh, brady, can I get a mount rushmore bumper? I got a mount rushmore
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Of uh
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martyrs for science
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For the heliocentric theory
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the one thing
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They are not ranked one through four it is just oh they're not four
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Because
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Copernicus published his work so close to his death. He died before the inquisition could get to him
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however
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uh for believing
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the heliocentric
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model
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Which turned out to be correct perfectly accurate, by the way
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the italian friar
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giordano bruno
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Was burned at the stake
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for espousing the heliocentric
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model of our solar system
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as you know, he was absolutely correct, but
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It went against what the church was saying and that's heresy
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Now, uh, the spanish inquisition gets a bad rap
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Inquisition just means asking, uh investigating
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And it's it was a series of questions
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It was actually it replaced a much more brutal system of like a duel to the death to settle disputes
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so honestly
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the inquisition
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Wasn't as bad as we were led to believe
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but
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The they've they estimated, you know, 40 50 000 people died in the spanish inquisition
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It was really like three to five thousand somewhere in that range and uh throughout the middle ages
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There were only 20 to 30 000 deaths, which sounds like a lot but over
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400 years
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And these people were prosecuted under
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Uh the the legal system
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the church investigated through the inquisition
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And uh the the stories of torture and the forced confessions that that might have been true
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But they actually had a real heresy problem
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do you know who else was tried and convicted and
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Put sentenced to death for heresy
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Jesus christ
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That is true as a fact
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so, um my mount rushmore of
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martyrs for the heliocentric
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theory since uh
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Copernicus, uh got off scott free or actually just died a couple months after his publication
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That uh that italian friar, uh giordano bruno
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And he was burned at the stake 33 years before
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Galileo
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Was prosecuted for this same thing
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uh heresy for espousing the
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heliocentric theory
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Um the other two i'm gonna go tyco brahe and johannes kepler
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Both prosecuted by the inquisition
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for heresy
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Because they espoused the heliocentric theory so that's my mount rushmore
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of
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uh martyrs for science
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um
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now, uh
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no, it's not it's
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it can't be said that uh, although the inquisition wasn't as bad as
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as uh our stories tell us
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The
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The religious organizations have done some bad things the crusades comes to mind, uh, we could do we could do a mount rushmore
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of
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Terrible things that happened for religious reasons the one thing
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They are not ranked one through four it is just oh they're not four
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So i'm gonna go with the holocaust. You got to
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i'm gonna go with um
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Uh the uh
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Allegedly allegedly that's ignorant
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Uh the i'm gonna go
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I should have written this down. Um
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A holocaust
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Uh, the salem witch trials that they weren't as bad as reported either
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Um the uh
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The crusades i'm gonna go with the crusades for sure
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Would you would you uh put the uh world trade center attack on that list probably
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Um, how about
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I do like salem that that's pretty good. I've any any time you
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You try someone or x kept someone executed for being something that they can't possibly be because they don't exist
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Then then you're doing something wrong
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um
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The spanish inquisition probably fits on this list, but I thought I had a better one
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Yeah, the crusades holocaust well, that's good enough
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Um now, uh
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This uh the body mind dualism thing
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I uh
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I don't want to just crush the hopes and dreams of people like
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Telling a little kid that santa claus doesn't exist
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but
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Here's where I stand on body mind dualism
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The finish
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Your consciousness
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Your consciousness is a strongly emergent property
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of your brain
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Now I I agree that uh abstract concepts like numbers
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Are are not
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Real they don't have
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physical bodies
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Um your ideas your feelings your memories
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They although they don't
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Take up space
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They do occupy a space in your brain
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um, we we call the the brain on me computer and
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Uh body mind dualists are putting a ghost in that machine
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but
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It's not even that accurate to say it is a machine now
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It does this does bring up an interesting topic
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will
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Artificial intelligence develop consciousness
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Will we develop?
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sentient artificial intelligence and it's a valid question and that and then it comes the
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Then uh, then they could suffer
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And then there's ethics involved and this that that's a whole can of worms that I don't even want to touch
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but
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back to body mind dualism
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um, renee decart
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Published his work on that in 1641, I believe by 1643
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Princess elizabeth of bohemia now bohemia
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makes up the
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southwestern
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portion of what is now the czech republic
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Um
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She was brilliant and she was
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Writing back and forth with renee decart from bohemia to france
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and she said
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that hit the gap in
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cartesian dualism
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was that
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How that what through what mechanism?
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Can a non-material mind?
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Interact with a physical body
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And she's exactly right
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That's the disconnect
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That's why your entire consciousness your being they're all it's not just linked
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Now there's a lot of theories on consciousness and it's a confusing topic
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it's a hard question of consciousness and there are a lot of
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theories panpsychism is one of the ones that uh
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That intrigues me the most that that could include body mind dualism
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Um, there's a weakly emergent, uh consciousness from from your brain
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And uh, that's that's where I used to stand
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But
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um, I think elizabeth the bohemia was absolutely correct that uh,
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that
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consciousness is a
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Strongly emergent property of the brain
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Uh now the the panpsychist view of this is that um,
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instead of
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Material the uh, the uh
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You know three-dimensional space-time, uh matter
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Uh being fundamental and consciousness emerging from that
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The panpsychist theory is that consciousness is fundamental and matter comes from that
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um, uh, renee descartes and
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princess elizabeth of bohemia
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Talked about it being
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extension
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That's how they they termed it what they meant by that it was
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uh
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heighth with depth that that means
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Uh by extension they meant
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occupying three-dimensional space
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Um
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And I don't have a problem with the the terminology there I I can
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Accept, you know, whatever you're calling whatever I just need to know that by extension you mean
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occupying three-dimensional space
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That's the reality I live in
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And a lot of people don't like to hear it because it does it means they don't get to live forever and that's
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reality
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And it's a hard pill to swallow and i've said it before and i'll say it again. I want it written on my tombstone
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I would rather
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snuggle up
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with hard cold uncomfortable truth
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Than a nice warm soft fuzzy lie
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And that's how I run roughshod
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Over everyone's
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deeply held
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Faiths beliefs hopes and dreams and I dash them aside like a douche bag
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You're welcome
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I play the bad guy
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So that you can
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slowly so I can
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slowly chip away
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At the nonsense that in any other context you would dismiss out of hand
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Roll the clip brady
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Or don't I can just sit here and talk psych
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And psychism
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So
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It just means consciousness permeates everything like every single subatomic particle has a level of consciousness
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the reason we have
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Uh
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So much self-awareness that we can actually examine like what it is that it is like to be us
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Is because we just have a lot of matter we're made out of trillions of of atoms
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But that's not what's really going on I looked at panpsychism, it's intriguing. Um
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I like all the I like peter pan and uh, uh, uh, uh, pan spermia
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It means life on earth came from outer space, but that doesn't
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Answer the well, I mean that doesn't really
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Give us our answer for abiogenesis that really just makes the answer out of reach
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Um, but if that's the truth, I mean
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Certainly not. Oh, this is awesome. Roll that clip brady a child
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Is running roughshod over adults, right? Yes. I mean
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Until you're in
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Until you're in the barrel
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It it seems odd, right?
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It's great because we have the same hairdo
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He's got a fatter head than I have i'm kind of longer
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Why does he look like it would seem? I don't know how you do that
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a child
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Is running roughshod over adults, right? Yes. I mean
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Until you're in
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Until you're in the barrel
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It it seems odd, right?
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One more time
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Ha ha ha
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that
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a child
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Is running roughshod over adults, right? Yes. I mean
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Until you're in
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Until you're in the barrel
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It it seems odd, right?
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What barrel am I talking about
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I don't know how you're putting my face on other people
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running roughshod barrel
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That's funny because I I thought it was it was rough shot
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Like you did you could yeah
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I did too or you can get hit with you can get hit with a rough shot like it was even worse than a
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regular old shot and
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and and shot does sound like shoot and and but at first I was thinking like schadenfreude which is german for
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Um taking pleasure in someone's misfortune and we're all guilty of that and there I go running roughshod
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Drawer is that in the airport?
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It's airport drawer hit me delayed
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Hit me with the roughshod
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This motherfucker was skateboard or skating and roller skates the old scout style roller skates he was like bebopping through here
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Nice
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Where are your airport roller skates?
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Oh, this this requires a bumper
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Yeah, there's a bumper that we need
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Sorry, I wasn't paying attention what what happened
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Where in the drawer is german Draweriego
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Where in the world is
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Booboo
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Well, she sneaks around the world from kia to carolina
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Drawer, uh, it was pretty crazy
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But uh
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Well, that's a great view
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That is a great view
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You are in a space station
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You're on the space gotta be it
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With uh, we got a hint earlier
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So I I bet if we looked outside it would be light out so he's west coast no
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No
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Oh, it's dark out crap. There goes my theory
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He's in a delta hub. So that narrows it down to one city
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Well, because the screenshot I took earlier was um, i'm not playing i'm not playing well that one city well, uh,
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Uh detroit has a a delta hub
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Well, it's the hub airport is the shut up
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Oh, I didn't really make it much I didn't really make it very far from where I was earlier
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Yeah, so it's in you're you're in texas
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No, what i'm in atlanta
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Oh, you are in atlanta
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Yeah. Oh, that does you both. Oh, I thought you were heading to dallas
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Hold on. Did you go?
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Did you both just say atlanta? Did you both just say atlanta?
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atlanta
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What is it supposed to be atlanta, I don't know it just sounds like you're putting the wrong emphasis on the wrong syllable
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atlanta
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Okay, well we'll see in a minute I kind of say atlanta
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Oh like edland
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So I'm maybe i'm wrong but it sounded like you guys were wrong when you said atlanta
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No, it's atlanta or atlanta
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but you're saying it like uh,
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Atlanta like edmonton oilers are in the stanley cup finals
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Is that hockey
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Was the same thing I was thinking
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Linton
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Wow
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That was
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Oh, yeah, man, i'm not saying a thing about that
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Absolutely not
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It was the shortest segment ever you guys gave the answer away. That's boring. But I know yeah, that was
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Wait, how how long is your connecting flight? Can we do it again in a few?
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Oh, yeah
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10 o'clock across as you cross each border will change
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Right. Yeah, just play the bumper over and over
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I want to play the bumper, but I don't want to this fascinating
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Chunnel view here
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That was my seinfeld reference by the way
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They're getting pretty
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What I kind of wanted to do is run roughshod on religion. Did you not know that that's what I was going to do?
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because uh
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Science and mathematics
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were
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Um, well as you know civilization kind of started in iraq
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Baghdad was the center for mathematics and science
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until about 600 years ago
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when
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Islam ruined everything
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It's going to stop to that. Uh, two-thirds of all of our stars are named, you know arabic names because
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He's trying to get his volume down real fast. He's like wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, let me walk away
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Iraq was
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Oh, damn, that's a photo man. You you scared. Yeah, do you you had me going so good because I swear I saw her move
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Was the center for all the mathematics and science development?
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Until it was banned by the muslim religion
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That's
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That's harmful. That is stunting progress. That is
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not good
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Well, well-informed people are harder to control that's an obvious motive of why they would have wanted to do that
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right
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no enlightenment
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no enlightenment
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Yeah
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So maybe that should be in my mount rushmore of bad religious crap
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We've done two more words already we need to establish the difference between anything that may be and religion
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Yeah
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Because religion's point is just to fill in that gap of mystery unknowing
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Or egotistical think they know
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it's just a fit it's to fill in a gap whether it's fear or comfort or
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Just the fact that humans cannot stand chaos. They would rather have a villain running the show than no one running the show
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What if it's just a science we're unaware of?
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Possibly
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But i've said but not scientology
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The answer is natural and not supernatural and i'm pleased as punch with that. That'd be great
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Well supernatural supernatural may lose definition as time goes on
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Something that we thought was supernatural a thousand years ago is just commonplace, you know skilled today
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And indistinguishable from magic
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Right. I'll try to leave the good quotes to you
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Oh, yeah
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Yeah
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Automobiles internet cell phones and television
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discovery
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Right
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All the stuff we figured out
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um
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It's never
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Led us to a supernatural conclusion
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and uh, and and that's that's where
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Elizabeth from bohemia comes in
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She she said there's there's no wave no mechanism
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From which the this ethereal concept can touch the physical world
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if if god
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Could do anything at all in the physical world
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Then it would be detectable. There would be a mechanism. There would be a contact there would be a way for us to tell that
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Wait, what what?
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What
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I'm just stumped. I'm trying to get the words together
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I've been i've been trying i've been watching a few videos today where they did the same thing
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They had me i'm like this is interesting. This is great
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so if the helicopter flies upright, then there must be a yellow submarine and I was like
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wait, what what
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A ridiculous conclusion that I disagree with and I forgot what it was already. It was so ridiculous
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The vast time frame of the universe. It's all possible
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Oh, I remember now
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Oh, yeah, you literally you literally said or are claiming that if there's something that we don't know
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Which I interpret as unable to detect unable to detect unaware of
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That it cannot exist
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No, no, all right, I misunderstood then start over here i'm gonna okay
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um
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in in the
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History
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Too far, sorry, we went back too far. I thought we were gonna start the whole show over
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Well, oh, okay
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in the history of figuring stuff out
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We've gotten a lot. We've made a lot of progress and we're that progress is accelerating
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However, it has never been helpful
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one iota
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To look in the supernatural realm or any of it
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That that
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Proved to be a wild goose chase
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Barking up the wrong tree, whatever cliche you want me to use
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I can argue that in every case
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In any case that they discovered something though, it immediately became natural instead of supernatural. So anything that would be found
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the last thousand years would have been
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explained
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Or proven to be natural. Oh, yeah, I gotta stay up. I mean
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A lot of people have already defined god out of existence by saying he exists beyond
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space and time well
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Not existing within space and time means not existing
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That's the definition of what not existing means
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outside of space and time
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That's that's what that means if it's outside of space and time it is
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doesn't exist
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Space and time seems like that may be covering everything but it doesn't
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I go back to the cave analogy with the people that lived in the cave never looked outside of the cave
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Their reality was the cave wall
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Yeah, so we sound like them right in my opinion we sound like them right now, but it was a different unknown
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Um, that's all that's all yeah, but read these comments so because I mean I do we should we should read the comments
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Can you read it?
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Yeah, george got muted, that's hilarious
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Yeah, that makes sense
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He said my child is an all-star human shield at gaza elementary school let's hear it for that that's pretty funny
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Wait the punch line is it's child abuse. It just hits different
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States
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I like cheddar steve, dude
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Yeah, I just like oh
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Fuck you
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The only show that this time of the day with free free comments, but if you want to like comment subscribe or uh,
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Whatever it's called rumble rant super chat, right?
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We won't turn it down. Yeah, are you calling 5863 rants three?
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We're trying to get your a new neck pillow
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Oh
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Yeah, yeah to afford a new neck pillow actually that's that one's a pretty nice one
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You sure you're not already on your way down to florida for the last last flight of your
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Life
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I guess i'm not i'm just making fun of comfort. I don't know where i'm going with this
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Um
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Um, I was watching closer to truth with robert laurence kuhn and he had alexander vilenkin on
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And I was like, why can't I get friggin alexander?
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Came up with the big bang theory, by the way
00:30:13
Well, we get bob and bob. I love the way you said on me for drinking too much
00:30:19
Alcohol
00:30:21
What do we have alexander vilenkin?
00:30:23
No, no
00:30:24
Well, you said he came up with it like
00:30:27
Like it was a fantastical creative idea just conjured out of thin air. He just came up with it
00:30:33
And he did he did it is a theory it's still a theory it might not even be correct
00:30:38
But it's the best thing we got
00:30:40
Is it but that was alexander vilenkin? He's famous for coming up with the big bang theory
00:30:47
But anyway, so bob
00:30:50
Bob bob is our alexander vilenkin and he said I drink too much. So i'm doubling down on the drink today
00:30:59
But no, he said you both I made a problem too much
00:31:02
He said you should stop the show before you get that drunk. I said well, hold on a second
00:31:06
That's kind of a part of our mo. I mean that it usually works. It gets funny. Is it right?
00:31:15
Well, that was completely dramatic free and so early in the show
00:31:24
Oh, no now I feel like i'm watching a one of those videos on tiktok i'm waiting for somebody to start punching or something
00:31:31
Yeah
00:31:39
So was that just a that wasn't even a sweet onion that was a white onion that was a white onion
00:31:45
Can you do it again i'm gonna zoom in you're gonna have to send the uh
00:31:52
And i'm unable to hear you are you crying yet
00:31:56
So we had we I had pre-videos set up for that and a whole setup dude and you just
00:32:01
Woofed it down and now it's over
00:32:04
Nobody's gonna wonder if you did it. I had a I had a hot chick eating an onion
00:32:07
I had a kid eating an onion and just we're still gonna we're still gonna have to watch them
00:32:11
But now there's no there's no pay, but there's no
00:32:13
There's no payout
00:32:16
You just yeah, there's jump the onion. I'll keep going jump
00:32:20
I can barely talk to you even though it's over the internet the way your breath smells now
00:32:25
Uh here give me a kiss
00:32:28
I would prefer not to
00:32:31
Wow, holy crap, I am crying
00:32:36
Well, you will do that
00:32:39
That's rough
00:32:40
All right. Well, it's it's rough. It's just rough. You cut you kind of missed a call back to the to the topic there
00:32:46
He likes it, bro
00:32:49
Oh, yeah. Oh, it's rough shot. It's i'm running rough shot over my taste buds right now
00:32:59
Where's all my links dang it
00:33:04
Did you get my message earlier my producer show motivational message that all of heaven is cheering you on tonight
00:33:13
Nope
00:33:15
You got it
00:33:19
I'm sure I did
00:33:22
I was taking my pre-show nap
00:33:27
Whoo, holy crap
00:33:32
What kind of onion was that exactly was it a vidalia
00:33:39
I wish it was
00:33:42
You know the whole trick with that is if you get the particular one that they're talking about in all these videos
00:33:46
You can eat it like an apple and it's actually quite mild and delicious
00:33:51
I don't think you're supposed to just grab a right. I got the wrong time because I was that was spicy and yucky
00:33:58
isn't it still kind of spicy and did you
00:34:01
The woman that did it on jimmy kimmel, I think didn't even peel off the first layer. So she was like gnawing through wood
00:34:09
Um, I didn't either you can see the peel is still on it
00:34:14
So you swallowed that because that's going to come out exactly like it went in
00:34:17
Like a sheet of fucking shard of paper you're gonna get paper cuts when you shit
00:34:22
From onion skin. I'll tell you what. I can only do it three more times
00:34:28
Three more times. All right
00:34:30
Will
00:34:34
Oh two I just dropped one
00:34:37
But yeah, i've got two intact fully
00:34:41
Dropping it doesn't make it disappear from reality. If you can still be aware of it. You can still eat it. It still exists
00:34:47
Oh got it. Yep
00:34:51
Oh, you found it
00:34:55
Yeah, yeah, it was just right here on the floor, but it's not really as a mask oh
00:35:01
Good thing you have a mask on. Oh, sorry. Was that too loud?
00:35:06
Yeah
00:35:08
I've got a big one
00:35:10
He's got a earphone. He's got earphones. She can't hear us, but maybe if I say it loud enough the earphone she can hear it
00:35:17
Look how hairy this one is
00:35:21
This is my onion episode balls, too
00:35:26
Um
00:35:28
You have an adorable
00:35:29
Holy crap this this had to do with you. Also this had to do with your stance on belief and everything
00:35:36
It fits so well. Yeah
00:35:40
Okay, i'm trying to bring it up
00:35:43
So
00:35:44
So in the in the respect that this is all people that believe in something that you think that doesn't exist
00:35:50
You are the mother. Yep, and all the all the people that don't believe or actually in this case do believe in something
00:35:56
Is the toddler that refuses to acknowledge or listen so the toddler?
00:36:02
Thinks that the onion is an apple and will double down to the death or figuratively speaking. I'll just play it
00:36:12
Hey
00:36:12
Hey mom, can I have an apple? No, it's an onion. No, it's an apple
00:36:18
The toddler insisted that the onion was an apple
00:36:21
You can tell too that he's trying. Oh, she's trying to pull
00:36:24
Trying to pull it off
00:36:28
Is he she identified as a child that's not important. Oh, that is tough
00:36:34
Same kind of onion you have
00:36:36
What
00:36:39
Are you kind of like
00:36:40
Going in for more
00:36:46
but the whole purpose that that the child is doubling down is because
00:36:51
He insisted that it was an apple
00:36:56
It's you know what the term for that is that is
00:36:58
That is conviction right there. That is conviction
00:37:02
Yeah, I admire that that is
00:37:06
I
00:37:07
You know, i've only eaten on this splash cast twice one was thanksgiving
00:37:12
And I had those frog legs
00:37:14
And then this onion, that's the only time two times i've eaten on this
00:37:18
What the fuck is that? Oh, is that my video? No, you guys couldn't hear that
00:37:23
No, that's the background in your land
00:37:29
Wi-fi
00:37:33
I have another onion clip i'm gonna find here
00:37:38
Yeah, that girl is kind of cute
00:37:41
I'm, kimmel, right
00:37:45
Yeah, i'm not a fan of kimmel
00:37:48
But I am a fan of legs
00:37:51
I just I can't help myself. I was told something. Yeah, she's not she's not real hard on the eyes
00:37:57
Here to the show before i'm sure it'll get flagged
00:38:01
But so our reaction though is we just ate an onion. We're transforming it into our onion segment
00:38:07
So youtube you can fuck off. It's not copyright on a skit
00:38:10
And I had to eat spaghetti meatballs and they kept telling me don't we could even skip ahead eating the props food
00:38:16
But I love meatballs and I love spaghetti
00:38:19
So I just kept eating it and they they I think they were a little bad
00:38:23
Yeah, why was it a bet or something like that? Let me just tell you man the bathroom scene after just
00:38:29
It wasn't good
00:38:31
It was it was a bad idea
00:38:33
You know, we don't have to go into that
00:38:36
Are you a competitive eater would you be do you think you could like could you drink like a whole like jug of hot sauce or
00:38:42
Eat a ball of wasabi. I can I can eat an onion like an apple. I I can like pop garlic cloves like
00:38:49
Why wouldn't you eat an onion like an apple?
00:38:52
You know, don't read it necessarily
00:38:54
Can I get an onion?
00:38:56
Okay
00:39:01
Is that organic
00:39:02
What did you say? You're not the olympics
00:39:05
See I had planned on chucking you an onion at the same time that he did that and then we were going to pause it
00:39:10
And right here with her legs
00:39:13
Paused on the screen for many times then we were gonna bite into this onion
00:39:18
Like you like one wooden. I did
00:39:20
I've got a new one a whole lemon like the rind and everything. You're not gonna hit me with a lemon, are you?
00:39:26
Oh, he's got a whole bunch of onions over there. Have you ever eaten the outside? Have you ever eaten an orange?
00:39:31
Yeah
00:39:31
What are you an orangutan the rind is really hard to chew
00:39:35
The peel. Yeah, if you do
00:39:37
I will take a bite. It's not great promise. Yeah, I promise better than an onion
00:39:43
There you go, okay, uh, yeah that that was kind of hard to eat
00:39:50
Do you think she's going to be able to put the whole thing in her mouth
00:39:57
Uh, she'll take a big bite I want to hear the crunch
00:40:04
See she's got a big hunk of skin
00:40:07
That looks terrible. I've never done it like that
00:40:13
Oh, it's not good at all. No, it's not
00:40:18
And he threw a tag
00:40:22
That was a mistake
00:40:29
I
00:40:29
Can't imagine that every somebody doesn't know how to peel an onion before they cut it you get that skin in your mouth
00:40:33
You're not going to chew it up into my the view mug
00:40:37
Listen eat it like an apple. Do you I mean you can peel an apple
00:40:41
But who peels the skin off an apple before they bite into it?
00:40:45
I think I think what people mean by eat an onion like an apple is just bite into it
00:40:50
Yes, that is what they mean
00:40:51
but
00:40:53
Correct, but you know
00:40:55
I I mean, I I don't know too many people that peel an apple. I mean i've watched people peel apples, but
00:41:02
Who does that the same people that that chop the crust off of their their bread? I think
00:41:10
I don't do that. I'm a grown-ass man. Do you know what kind of kind of people though? Oh
00:41:18
Okay, so, uh back to the drinking thing so bob told me I drank too much that's a segue or said that I drink
00:41:26
right
00:41:27
so
00:41:28
um
00:41:30
I
00:41:31
I know some people who have
00:41:36
Tailgated for work
00:41:39
I don't know a second way to say what kind of people that is but the but first way is not very nice
00:41:47
When you say tailgate, do you mean ride somebody close or party in a parking lot
00:41:52
Party in the parking lot. Yeah, like get
00:41:55
Like get tipsy before work
00:41:58
you know before like
00:42:00
Like tailgating shouldn't have I've done it
00:42:03
I've done it on a i've done it on a saturday. I've done it on a saturday. We used to play basketball
00:42:08
And we were supposed to show up and he said, you know, don't come in in the morning coming at lunchtime
00:42:14
And we we played basketball and had a big barbecue kind of got a little wasted and then
00:42:19
worked out the rest of the day
00:42:20
But that was like a saturday and the boss was doing it with us
00:42:23
Like literally everybody that worked there was doing it. Oh since everybody was doing it that makes it. Okay, okay
00:42:29
No, it still doesn't yeah, yeah
00:42:36
Good evening. Oh good evening everyone. Oh, I feel like i'm part of this
00:42:44
I want to see are they going to do some funny skit?
00:42:47
Are they just going to show you how to?
00:42:50
Are you on an exit door i'm
00:42:54
My mouth feels stupid
00:42:58
Did you have to buy two seats because you're so tall
00:43:03
Yeah, he always has to the
00:43:05
He has to buy this his his seat the one in front of him and the one behind him
00:43:10
again
00:43:16
Excuse me
00:43:18
If anybody has any problems complaints this and that do this and that and the other thing and if anybody is
00:43:23
Streaming to a live show right now. You need to stop
00:43:27
Like wait
00:43:29
Yeah, the pilot's watching and he needs you to get off the plane
00:43:36
You figure out that horizontal vertical thing because if you do that one more time I might throw up
00:43:40
Boo
00:43:45
Let's make it even better. Oh
00:43:47
Oh, we're gonna get
00:43:48
We're gonna get the uh, the safety instructions
00:43:52
No, he won't he doesn't have the guts to point the camera
00:44:00
Oh, did somebody leave something in the tray or is that yours?
00:44:06
I found some pretty cool stuff in the in the tray back. They they clearly don't clean it between flights
00:44:18
All right, since you guys didn't let me keep talking I didn't want to interrupt you i'm going to close the the
00:44:33
Never Arkansas
00:44:37
Sorry i'm missing the thing we're going to get a cut to that
00:44:45
Beautiful woman
00:44:48
Oh my
00:44:52
It's the bigfoot guy dude gary george sitting next to the bigfoot enthusiast that you met at the gas station, I know I recognize
00:45:03
We got to talk to that guy
00:45:09
If you're on a delta flight what you need to do is call in
00:45:16
At one five eight six three rants three
00:45:21
That's the number
00:45:22
One five eight six three rants three or if you're not smart enough to transpose the letters into numbers
00:45:27
It's one five eight six three seven two six eight seven three
00:45:33
Um
00:45:39
I did it right off the top of my head. Did you see that?
00:45:43
Can I eat are we supposed to wait
00:45:46
No, it's a that's the largest breast pump i've ever seen look at the size of the nipple that needs to go into that fucker
00:45:54
Oh, yeah
00:46:04
Don't forget to put it over your child first do they don't does your flight not care about children?
00:46:11
There's no children allowed she skipped that whole part
00:46:22
Do that guy in the middle man, he is listening that is his first flight he is scared to death
00:46:26
He's like wait turn toward me. I can't oh fuck. I can't read that
00:46:30
Aircraft
00:46:48
Wait that pamphlet can be used for flotation. Well, I haven't flown in a while, but they have definitely made some technical advances
00:46:59
Before we take off
00:47:16
Yeah, I don't want to make fun if they're scared but
00:47:21
I do
00:47:29
There's nothing to worry about you'll be in heaven or close to heaven soon
00:47:34
That's what the flight should say
00:47:36
We understand if you're fearful, but you will be close to heaven or in heaven soon or you know in the darkness
00:47:41
whatever you believe but
00:47:42
There's nothing you can do about it. So you might as well sit back and relax
00:47:47
And remember you're on delta not spirit
00:47:51
From one to ten my friend you're fucked
00:47:59
So, uh
00:48:01
On delta, do you have to pay for your bag? Even if it's do you have to do you don't even get one bag free?
00:48:08
Well, you're not he's not able to talk. He's faking it
00:48:11
His phone just happens to be sitting on his lap with the bright light on filming
00:48:15
Oh
00:48:20
Right
00:48:23
Is it uh, so you're not even allowed to talk insanely to yourself on a plane
00:48:26
Is that what you're worried about because i'd just be like
00:48:29
Just talk out to this guy
00:48:31
How you doing mustache what's up mustache
00:48:35
Speaking of stuff
00:48:41
Aren't you just giving the terrorist targets we shouldn't be showing this live view here
00:48:47
I don't know. That's what they used to say
00:48:50
You can't show that that's the the police would tell me you can't film here because you're going to give away our location
00:48:58
What what
00:49:01
Yeah, because when I I don't know if i've ever mentioned the whole story on here
00:49:04
But protesting outside of my house for a very loud business not hamas not any social justice crap
00:49:09
But actual a nuisance in the neighborhood. I would protest until they left
00:49:13
So I engaged with the police a lot and they would tell you know
00:49:15
You can't film us and I would say why I'm in a public i'm either on my property or in public
00:49:20
I have every right to film and they would say no you can't give away our location
00:49:23
You're going to get us hurt
00:49:24
and they tried to get me with some kind of obstruction of justice because
00:49:27
I was somehow doxing them by showing their patrol car
00:49:32
Doing you know doing some pretty bad shit. That's probably actually why
00:49:37
They were not good drivers and
00:49:39
Anything, you know if i'm out there filming 24 7
00:49:41
I I got I have a whole lot of footage on the particular police department that drives down my
00:49:47
Which is weird because after they found that out I never got fucked with again
00:49:52
Nice
00:49:55
Yeah, we might lose drawer completely here
00:50:00
Oh, yeah, you know what why didn't the director change the view of the dark screen, can you tell me that
00:50:06
Director no, I don't know producer
00:50:10
See that's why I don't watch the show as soon as I start watching the show and enjoying it can I unmute him
00:50:16
Um, no, it is too bad. We're gonna be without door for the next couple hours, but um
00:50:21
But at least he's finally getting to where he's supposed to go and uh, where is that exactly
00:50:28
We don't know that's the next segment, oh crap, okay
00:50:37
Where in the world is
00:51:00
Carolina
00:51:08
That's great it's over that time
00:51:10
That's not even exaggerated. That was you
00:51:13
Trying to get it out. I know
00:51:16
I know
00:51:17
It was it's really remarkable i'm i'm really trying to pound these
00:51:23
I hope bob does join us
00:51:27
And we'll have to explain to him why I drink so much
00:51:31
Um, i'm completely out of something to drink
00:51:34
Ah, okay, you i'll i'll hold this down you go get something to drink
00:51:39
Yeah, right, oh you're serious, okay
00:51:43
Yeah
00:51:44
Um, it's your show
00:51:46
Yeah, no, no people throw around the uh,
00:51:49
the phrase functional alcoholic
00:51:52
Now what I mean by that is I drink when i'm not at work or not going to work
00:52:00
But for people that drink at work or while they're going to work
00:52:05
I really am i'm trying to not
00:52:08
run roughshod on that
00:52:10
but
00:52:11
I don't have a second thing to call that
00:52:15
Like a like an alternative to what i'm tempted to call that
00:52:22
And there isn't a nice way to put that
00:52:25
I don't i'm not looking to get high. I'm i'm not
00:52:30
Drunk at work. I mean
00:52:32
I I I operate machinery. So
00:52:36
That's insane anyway
00:52:38
But I I used to drive a truck that's even crazier. So I mean
00:52:43
I if i'm at work, i'm sober
00:52:47
Um sometimes hung over, uh, sometimes inadequate sleep
00:52:52
but never never like
00:52:56
Intoxicated that's crazy
00:52:59
like I I actually need my paychecks and
00:53:03
um
00:53:04
Didn't we show a clip where uh a woman got escorted out of her school as a teacher?
00:53:09
From why the police were being drunk at work
00:53:13
I
00:53:15
It's just insane. I mean, yeah, i'm looking to catch a buzz
00:53:20
No
00:53:21
Not for there's there's a time and a place i'm not driving anywhere. I'm at home
00:53:28
This is i'm I I left work a few hours ago. I'm not due for
00:53:33
Back at work for seven hours eight hours or so
00:53:38
I'm good. I can drink right now
00:53:41
But man, there are people that cannot control themselves
00:53:46
and
00:53:47
When you mess yourself up on something that's just sold over the counter
00:53:51
I mean sometimes you have to provide an idea. Of course. I haven't had to since I was
00:53:56
14
00:53:58
um
00:54:00
You gotta develop some self-control
00:54:03
No one wants to hear it, but that's that's running roughshod
00:54:09
And that's what i'm here to do brutal honesty get your crap together
00:54:15
and i'm
00:54:16
And if you feel like i'm not talking to you
00:54:20
I I still am
00:54:25
You're not talking to me
00:54:27
No, I know i'm not
00:54:29
You got nothing to prove to me your point is clear
00:54:32
You won't stop
00:54:34
I won't stop. I I can't i'm relentless like, um
00:54:39
No, i'm serious about like
00:54:42
everything i've been saying
00:54:44
is
00:54:45
people treat
00:54:46
crazy claims
00:54:48
Exactly how they they sound crazy. It's like
00:54:52
They dismiss them out of hand, but if it's their strongly held
00:54:56
faith
00:54:58
They ignore all the criteria. They normally apply to
00:55:02
The crazy stuff that other people believe
00:55:05
Like i'm saying
00:55:07
The islam faith is crazy for stunting the the the growth of of math and science in baghdad
00:55:15
You know for 500 years ago
00:55:17
And and people are going. Yeah. Yeah, that's true
00:55:21
What about the the churches around here stopping stem cell research?
00:55:27
Yeah, there's there's a lot of churches that I
00:55:31
Won't do any medical intervention. I forgot what that church is called. Yeah, there's a few of them
00:55:37
And it's like that joke. It's that joke that trusting in god
00:55:40
About how there's a flood
00:55:42
Oh, yeah
00:55:44
Yeah, the the boat the car comes by the boat comes by the helicopter comes by
00:55:49
And he gets to the pearly gates and says why didn't you save me from the flood?
00:55:53
But I sent a car I sent a boat I sent a helicopter
00:55:56
You just had to get in the same group would be like well good lord helps god works in mysterious ways
00:56:03
Yep, uh, that is that is the hope is yeah hope is for the helpless
00:56:08
Am I so long my my voice still synced up?
00:56:12
Synced up. Perfect
00:56:16
Fabulous. Yeah
00:56:17
Um
00:56:18
So, uh rough shot I I thought it was interesting that it was actually the the equestrian
00:56:25
definition the original the origin
00:56:27
Story was was uh nailing the horseshoes onto the horse's feet
00:56:31
With jagged nails sticking out
00:56:35
For both traction and to do more damage on trampling, you know enemy soldiers
00:56:40
More damage and it
00:56:41
Yeah, it'll it'll screw you up a rough shot trample. Oof
00:56:46
I mean you're gonna get screwed up if you get trampled by horses anyway
00:56:50
but
00:56:51
a rough shot trampled
00:56:54
And uh, no people really think i'm a douchebag i'll correct stranger's grammar in the the grocery line
00:57:00
I'll i'll correct the grocery lines grammar
00:57:02
Um in the the express lane where it says 10 items or less
00:57:07
I'll say hey, shouldn't that say 10 items or fewer?
00:57:13
Yeah, what if what if they have 10 items that's okay
00:57:18
Yeah, 10 items or fewer
00:57:21
But not less
00:57:22
Less is like less water if you have less water
00:57:26
Like if you've got a full bottle and i've got a half bottle of water
00:57:29
I've got less water than you
00:57:31
I can count the molecules in water. So I think it should be fewer water also
00:57:38
Pure water molecules is true. Okay. Yeah. Yes. I'm we're locked up
00:57:45
Should we do the onion segment again? No, no, we should i'm hungry
00:57:52
Now I still have that spice in the back of my throat like I am i'm unapproachable at this point
00:57:58
See that look look. This is this is a rough shot to for traction. This is a rough shot for damage
00:58:05
Because look they have a small and a big one. Oh, you can't see my mouse i'm pointing
00:58:11
I can see your mouth
00:58:13
You cannot
00:58:15
Thank you
00:58:20
Uh, okay
00:58:24
What you want to argue with me
00:58:26
No, look that that wedge is actually sideways like that would not gain
00:58:30
Gain traction that would cut the bottom one around the how do you how do you just how do you describe a horseshoe?
00:58:37
there's a right and a left
00:58:38
and in a center loop or
00:58:41
the right one no
00:58:44
How would you explain a horseshoe i'm trying to tell you the right
00:58:49
People use the phrase horseshoe describe the shape of other things
00:58:54
You know, it's like the horseshoe shape
00:58:56
Without showing me without seeing how would you tell me to get to a spot on a horseshoe?
00:59:03
So
00:59:05
I don't know how to explain to you
00:59:07
Uh, there there are actual names. I don't know what they are
00:59:11
Um, how about the the clef the clit the cleat the clit?
00:59:17
The shod
00:59:18
You were gonna say the oh my god. No one can find that
00:59:22
How about are they tines like a fork are the legs called a tine?
00:59:26
The let well i'll just call them the legs. There's a right and a left leg
00:59:29
Do you see the do you see the right leg? It looks pretty wicked
00:59:32
Oh, yeah. Yeah, it does
00:59:35
That would cut unless you're facing it from the other way and then then it's the left leg
00:59:40
All right, you know and that tells me how stupid i am about horseshoes that's the back of the horseshoe
00:59:45
Right. The curve goes in the front of the hoof. No
00:59:48
You've got it upside down. It's the bottom
00:59:51
Well, I know it's upside down but like when there's a picture of a hoof right here the front of the hoof
00:59:57
Gets the yeah. Oh, I see
01:00:00
Right. Yeah, I can't see your mouse
01:00:03
That's why don't you tell me I can't explaining
01:00:06
Do you ever shoot a horse?
01:00:08
Have you ever shot? No
01:00:10
I've never shot a horse
01:00:12
No, not shot. Have you ever shot as in shoot a horse?
01:00:16
I've never shot a shoot. It was showing you that I listened to some of the
01:00:20
Monologue because you said rough shoot at one point. I thought I heard rough shoot
01:00:25
Uh shoot shot sounds like shoot, but I was thinking like schadenfreude
01:00:30
Because I do take pleasure in someone else's misfortune if it's someone who sucks
01:00:37
Well now that's see that's not schadenfreude and then
01:00:43
that's just
01:00:44
Justice or poetic justice, you know equal if it's if it's equal, I don't think it's schadenfreude and whatever you keep saying
01:00:52
That has to be just you have the the only reward is the negative on the other person
01:00:57
Otherwise, it's not I actually did some research on this. I work with a german guy or a guy from germany
01:01:03
um, his name is jurgen
01:01:06
And I asked him about schadenfreude and he corrected my pronunciation
01:01:11
and I still say it wrong because
01:01:13
He said it in a way that I can't imitate
01:01:19
Uden
01:01:22
Jurgen his name is jurgen. Sorry. No, that's german for never mind
01:01:28
On zimmer bit. I mean a room, please
01:01:34
I got that from the pink panther
01:01:37
Not kidding you're the cartoon
01:01:40
Are those my only options because it was the stage performance?
01:01:44
Whoa, I didn't think you were cultured enough to see a stage performance. I was in it
01:01:51
Whoa, that's even I was well, no way now that explains everything was it in high school? Yes. I was a thespian
01:02:00
Why do you think I have on my own well, hold on now, hold on I gotta I gotta call bullshit
01:02:04
I know that you're an a thespian
01:02:08
Oh, oh, right
01:02:10
Um, no, seriously i've been i've been performing in front of people my entire life
01:02:16
Let's hear it. I'm sure you remember your number
01:02:21
Oh, um, I must up fill this ocear cage of ours with baleful leaves and precious juice flowers
01:02:29
Oh, wait, it was theater I was thinking musical I thought you were gonna bust out into song
01:02:32
Oh, I I was charlie brown and you're a good man charlie brown. I don't remember the songs though
01:02:38
Oh
01:02:39
Well, I was faking an oliver in this life one thing counts in the bank large amounts
01:02:46
I'm afraid these don't grow on trees. You've got to pick a pocket or two
01:02:50
You've got to pick a pocket or two boys
01:02:54
You've got to pick a pocket or two
01:02:59
That sounds unethical
01:03:03
It does sound unethical
01:03:05
But uh, I was yeah, I was fagin
01:03:08
And oliver oliver twisting wrong with that
01:03:13
Yes, there is there's specifically something very wrong with picking pockets. Are you sure it's pronounced fagin?
01:03:20
Yeah, it's it's spelled fagin
01:03:25
Bilbo fagin
01:03:28
I would no I was not a hobbit
01:03:31
Shit, we're still on youtube
01:03:33
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Yeah, we've had that thing for months and it's it's warns about our rough shot
01:06:08
It's basically saying we're running rough. God
01:06:11
And the whole thing
01:06:13
We haven't quite left yet
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First thing we're gonna do is we're gonna watch the worst rapper ever the worst rapper in the world. Yeah
01:06:19
It'll be the first thing over there and then we will run roughshod over him
01:06:23
Well, hopefully jores back for that. If not, we might wait
01:06:26
And we have a few other surprises over there. So you should join us immediately rumble.com slash flag rants
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See you there
01:06:36
Uh, bye twitch we also stream on twitch even though I never ever ever mention it
01:06:41
Huh, I knew it was like six different platforms
01:06:46
Yeah, stream yard lets us only go on three now for with a package i'm on
01:06:50
Oh
01:06:52
No, nice package brady
01:06:55
Hey, can you make this the clicking sound with your mouth? Um, like when you load a gun?
01:07:05
Nope, I mean I could but I don't want to
01:07:10
Check can you can you hear it? Can you hear it while i'm clicking?
01:07:15
Are you complaining?
01:07:22
You can hear it really
01:07:27
Because i'm not clicking now, oh you're not
01:07:31
Look
01:07:35
Well, I did turn off I did turn off noise echo or whatever because I wanted to be able to hear these sort of things
01:07:41
gentlemen
01:07:42
Let's broaden our minds
01:07:45
lawrence
01:07:48
No, I was just setting up the joke nice cock brady
01:07:53
What
01:07:54
I'm a one. Uh, i'm unaware of that joke. I do have an okay, but I I don't think it's funny
01:08:00
Oh, okay. No, can you make the clicking sound that a gun makes
01:08:07
That's I still don't get it help me make the clicking sound a gun makes
01:08:16
Uh
01:08:18
Can you make the clicking sound a gun makes
01:08:23
Am I to click now?
01:08:25
Yeah
01:08:26
Or to go bang am I supposed to click or bang?
01:08:30
click
01:08:31
Okay, click
01:08:33
Oh
01:08:34
Nice cock brady
01:08:38
Okay, we're just gonna move on i'm not sure if that one landed
01:08:44
No, no that missed it's marked. Holy crap. Okay. Well, that was fun
01:08:50
I don't think it was my fault. I thought it was hilarious
01:08:52
They fooled you jerry
01:08:56
That was a bad click brady
01:09:04
I
01:09:04
Hey, why is there no sound because he's the worst rapper ever
01:09:14
Oh, yeah, we got to wait for drawer on this one
01:09:17
No, he's in the air man. He's in the air for hours
01:09:20
Oh, is he we don't we don't know where he's going
01:09:24
No, we have no and we haven't closed that segment yet
01:09:29
Why I closed it and then opened it again
01:09:32
so
01:09:32
fair, right
01:09:35
I'm thinking all right
01:09:37
No, he'll be back on shortly. They just it's just during takeoff. You're not supposed to use your shit
01:09:42
He'll be on
01:09:44
um, bob did respond to me, uh sending him the link and uh
01:09:49
It wasn't positive
01:09:51
I didn't I didn't read it completely because I was just doing a podcast
01:09:58
Oh
01:09:58
Should we read it or is that not?
01:10:02
You want me to read it?
01:10:03
He's not watching
01:10:04
When I when I read stuff it I go away. So, uh, why don't you play?
01:10:11
Why don't you play the clip where uh, my face is on michio kaku?
01:10:17
That's only 15 seconds. That's a pretty short clip sean harris and
01:10:23
Where did it go?
01:10:25
I I heard it
01:10:29
Look at that shot
01:10:31
I know
01:10:32
I've looked look look at my full head of flowing luscious locks of white hair
01:10:39
Why does he look like that?
01:10:42
Because i'm me at info seg hotspot ask does anyone know of people like michio kaku?
01:10:50
That can explain string theory like he does for people like me and i'm not a genius well
01:10:57
There's the key part there. I'm not a genius dad
01:11:01
Yeah, but look at that face. That's great. I'm making the stink face. Like I just took a bite out of an onion
01:11:07
It is great
01:11:09
Oh, that's great. We should just get the last one out the way
01:11:13
But yeah
01:11:14
Oh, yeah
01:11:16
Whoops
01:11:18
Look at that
01:11:23
So, all right, this will give you a chance to read so this was the lead in I actually did a little show planning
01:11:28
Believe it or not. No kidding
01:11:30
Since this is um, i'd say irish, but I think i'd be wrong
01:11:34
This is scottish
01:11:36
Scottish correct. Okay. Okay. Yeah and scott's play the bagpipes, right? Yeah
01:11:42
Okay, you're on to something here, okay, okay, so I like where you're going with this let's watch this
01:11:48
For one chance just one chance to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives
01:12:00
But they'll never take
01:12:04
Never
01:12:06
Never
01:12:09
And then I could have rolls right into it I could have at least dubbed in some other uh,
01:12:14
They'll they'll take they can take our rants, but they'll never take our freedom
01:12:19
Yeah, you should have done that
01:12:28
Oops I should start it over since it was already almost done
01:12:39
So
01:13:32
So
01:13:34
I'm prepared
01:13:49
I got something special for you. Really?
01:14:16
Whoa
01:14:18
Look at that. Holy crap
01:14:22
That's nice brady. I rolled this at two minutes to ten
01:14:28
I rolled this about
01:14:29
About
01:14:32
Months ago
01:14:33
Really?
01:14:35
Oh
01:14:37
That's special
01:14:38
Why is that? Why are we little? Oh, there we are direct fucking asshole
01:14:43
So
01:14:44
It's kind of not it's cool. It's just two people, but I guess this is what it yeah, but we can trade
01:14:52
Okay, i'm gonna hit the button where's the button the button was right there here we go
01:15:09
Oh
01:15:15
Oh yours is way better here you can have it back. Oh, I almost did it the right way
01:15:25
They look exactly the same as it did before I handed it to you that's weird
01:15:30
Yeah. Oh, no, I sucked it down pretty hard
01:15:34
What hanging is that a clip now
01:15:38
Yeah, it sure is okay
01:15:42
What's the time stamp on that oh, uh one hour 16 minutes
01:15:47
Did you look at one hour 16, did you see that did you see that
01:15:51
I didn't know but marker created nice. Yep marker created. Fuck. Yeah, I got a new button
01:15:58
Nice
01:16:00
That was a little different without drawer, um, he does argue with me really well, I mean you you you stand up for god
01:16:08
Way better than he does
01:16:10
But on all my other crap, I don't think god needs me to stand up for him first and foremost, but go on
01:16:17
um
01:16:18
No one else is like, okay
01:16:21
He can't defend himself because he doesn't exist so
01:16:25
Everyone else has to stand up for him and like two billion people were grew up in the same. Um,
01:16:34
You know faith tradition as I did
01:16:37
That that's what makes me a cultural christian
01:16:40
I'd like to get into that
01:16:42
so
01:16:44
I think it's more than this but i'm going to just use the word bitter
01:16:47
Okay
01:16:48
I think you had a falling out with religion and you have this untrusting resentment
01:16:53
That you can personify it it probably even projects onto your family who personifies religion because they probably believe more than you
01:17:00
Therefore you you feel it's your duty as the intellectual
01:17:04
And I say that mockingly but also probably literally
01:17:07
That it's you're the only one that's going to save them from this fallacy
01:17:12
Um, but
01:17:14
but
01:17:16
on the other hand, I still think that it just may be your
01:17:19
Bitterness that you're you're you're praying and convincing and I use that word purposely
01:17:25
You're praying that somebody convinces you that you're wrong
01:17:30
Ah
01:17:31
Praying yeah, you use the word praying wrong. But um
01:17:35
No, I didn't I used it. I know I know I know
01:17:39
I know
01:17:40
um, oh that would be wonderful. I would I would like I would like the uh, the stupid people crutch as well
01:17:49
But I can't you can't make yourself believe nonsense
01:17:53
I call it though. So I know I wasn't clear with my point. I don't think you're debating with me
01:17:58
I don't think you're debating with drawer. I don't think you're debating with me. Oh, it's me billion people. It's you
01:18:03
Oh, yeah, I know because i'm never gonna convince anybody i've never convinced anybody. No, no, because you're still not convinced yourself
01:18:11
Well, I oh, I know i'm i'm very convinced
01:18:15
Um, no, that's the thing the part of you that believes things that you and I know
01:18:19
Is the same part of you that would easily believe if there was any shred of evidence and proof any shred? Yes. Yes
01:18:26
I am
01:18:27
You want there to be who only an insane person wouldn't want there to be or a very sad lonely person or right a wonderfully
01:18:35
Successful person who thinks that there can't be anything greater than what they just lived
01:18:41
Right, right
01:18:43
Or none of the above i'm not holding out i'm not holding out hope in anything i'm i'm actually
01:18:48
Living the best life I can
01:18:50
and uh
01:18:51
And it's it's not you know
01:18:54
I'll i'll love bowl of cherries. Sometimes you hit the pits, but um
01:18:58
I don't know
01:19:00
It seems to me
01:19:02
that
01:19:03
I would appreciate it if someone pointed out that I was
01:19:09
Misled to the point of organizing my life around nonsense
01:19:14
see that so i'm on to something there with the resentment and the
01:19:18
Like you're on a mission. You're on a mission now to undo what you think has been done either to you with you or
01:19:25
Yeah
01:19:26
that you participated in
01:19:28
You're right. Some people have said it's because I want to you know buck the system or or I don't want the the
01:19:34
The control that it it offers, you know the population and that's not it at all
01:19:42
Um, I like that it controls the population. Uh, I I know that that's that's the cultural christian part of it
01:19:49
Yeah, of course, right you do. Yeah
01:19:52
every day
01:19:54
Right, right. Yeah
01:19:57
um, but there are some some
01:20:00
Ill effects and I know that we're in need of a paradigm shift
01:20:05
I'm, just not sure how
01:20:08
To go about it
01:20:11
Well
01:20:13
Do why do we exactly because that's another one of these weird
01:20:16
You had me until you just said we there has to be a paradigm shift. Why well exactly
01:20:21
Because you're what because we're assuming that what you know is it?
01:20:26
And if what you know is it then everyone else needs to know that too or there's what what downside is there exactly
01:20:33
Well, it all ties in with all the crazy nonsense that i'm into
01:20:36
If if aliens if extraterrestrials showed up tomorrow
01:20:41
culture
01:20:42
changes
01:20:44
immediately
01:20:45
like society
01:20:47
Makes a giant
01:20:49
jump to the left
01:20:51
But I talked about on last show how every decision every moment there's a crossroads about yes
01:20:56
I love that clip
01:20:58
None of that shit changes if aliens come you still have to treat people the same way or you should
01:21:03
Right, you should you know, the system still would be the same. I mean, obviously
01:21:09
Yes pop culture might change
01:21:12
But the ingrained good evil culture won't
01:21:17
right, uh, like like if anything
01:21:20
Just becoming aware of something that already existed
01:21:24
Doesn't change anything it already existed
01:21:26
It doesn't it didn't just come into existence and that changes things like the industrial revolution changed culture
01:21:33
like uh
01:21:34
society changed when uh
01:21:36
When uh currency or the banking system, you know, every everything that's changed
01:21:42
actual society
01:21:44
but that's
01:21:45
Right. Yeah the invention of the wheel
01:21:48
That changed things that was a game changer
01:21:51
The invention of the automobile telephone electricity all all of that stuff
01:21:57
time travel. Um
01:21:59
But when we've
01:22:00
See, well, okay. Everyone's an agnostic, right?
01:22:04
everyone
01:22:06
Is agnostic when it comes to should be but they should be but they're not but okay
01:22:10
I I guess I get your problem
01:22:12
By the definition of agnostic it just means they do not know gnosis is yeah knowledge
01:22:19
Is not acknowledges so we don't know
01:22:21
An agnostic we all know christians no hardcore christians. No
01:22:27
Ask them. Oh, yeah, they know
01:22:29
Through their heart to their soul to their feet
01:22:32
but
01:22:33
yeah, that's
01:22:35
So, I mean not you're saying everybody's agnostic. They're not
01:22:39
Everyone is agnostic agnostic
01:22:44
Knowledge acknowledge that they don't know you have to acknowledge I get I get if you identify as an agnostic
01:22:50
I'm saying I guess that'll be a cultural
01:22:53
Are a cultural agnostic there you go. Oh boy
01:22:58
But again, I learned that that's just like compatibilism
01:23:00
That's just some bullshit word that somebody made up to cope for some word that they can't actually
01:23:05
Yeah, yeah actual truth of i'm i'm lockstep with you the compatibilism I just tried to make the compatibilism
01:23:11
uh the argument
01:23:13
um, but I am I've you've been
01:23:16
I've been trying to treat you like you're you're ignorant for not believing
01:23:21
Compatibilism, but no you're you've been right the whole time. I just like to argue
01:23:27
correct
01:23:28
Yeah, that's that's great
01:23:34
That's what I do, I have some other roughshod shit
01:23:38
Bring it on
01:23:40
I didn't roughshod my wheelhouse
01:23:42
When I found out that it was roughshod and not rough shot. I thought I was running rough shot
01:23:48
I don't even know what that mean like like yeah, yeah, I saw a shotgun and I'm running so i'm not even aiming
01:23:54
Not just a sawed-off shotgun that you're not even aiming but even the bullets are all like jagged and horny. Yeah roughshod
01:24:00
Worst roughest shot you ever could have been hit. Yeah
01:24:04
Okay, absolutely
01:24:06
But see now dumb people won't admit that
01:24:09
Dumb people be like, yeah. Yeah, of course. I knew it was roughshod
01:24:12
Yeah, I did not know that till like four days ago and I said name in the show the thing I just learned
01:24:18
Because I know if I just found learned a new vocabulary term
01:24:24
A vast majority of the population is not going to know it yet
01:24:27
So bring it out
01:24:28
Say it
01:24:30
Where is it bring everybody up to speed? That's what i'm trying to do. I'm help
01:24:41
So by running roughshod i'm trying to help
01:24:45
Why won't you let me help you
01:24:48
That doesn't sound logical
01:24:50
I know. Hey, i'm playing the bad guy. I'm actually the martyr here
01:24:55
What's that john cena character that quotes that awesome?
01:24:58
Peace maker line. Yeah
01:25:02
Yeah
01:25:03
Oh, oh, yeah
01:25:07
I want peace no matter how many men women and children I have to kill to get it
01:25:12
To yeah to achieve it. Yep. That's it
01:25:16
That's me, I mean i'm not peacekeeper, but yeah if I have an objective
01:25:21
I just do it. I don't I don't use the good willed intention
01:25:26
virtuous intention
01:25:27
Oh, well, we're doing it too. Hey. Oh, yeah. I'm, sorry. I'm going all over the wef
01:25:32
Roughshadow, I gotta oh my gosh wef. Yes
01:25:36
Now we've been talking about wf for a while
01:25:39
this goes back
01:25:41
10 000 years
01:25:44
Say that site what's that site go beckley tepee. That's the name. I can't say
01:25:50
I know you can't say go beckley tepee
01:25:54
Well, you don't have to like rub it in
01:25:57
You're punching go beckley tepee
01:26:00
Hot-bellied hill
01:26:02
In english, I can't roll my r's either
01:26:06
I learned I learned spanish and I
01:26:08
Whatever I was taking that rosetta stone
01:26:11
You literally are it's it's audible you get to a lesson and you talk
01:26:14
and because I can't roll my r's it's always like
01:26:17
and I can't get past a certain lesson because I can't oh, it's like a
01:26:21
Guitar hero if you don't nail it
01:26:24
It you can't pass the level i'm unable to say the hard r
01:26:30
Repeat. Oh, yeah, we got some hard stuff too. Holy crap. We've got a lot to get to
01:26:37
Okay
01:26:39
We gotta we gotta get our did you get any of that? Uh, the crap the drawer sent
01:26:45
No, I mean well there's a couple videos. Is that what he said on two? Yeah, we'll get to those
01:26:50
let's do the the hard r stuff and uh
01:26:53
What's the hard l the hard n what was the hard letter
01:27:00
Uh, I don't remember all right, no you
01:27:05
You don't have to write it down you just text it to the show
01:27:08
Oh, okay. If I text it to the show i'll go through the list then
01:27:12
Yeah
01:27:22
Oh
01:27:37
Here I just got it going
01:27:39
Thank you. Uh-huh. Thank you. I got it man. Don't shove it in my ass. Just hand it to me
01:27:45
I thought I was elbow deep
01:27:47
You've never passed a joint before that was definitely some uh, some fist I hold it like a candle
01:27:55
Here's a here's a um more, you know
01:27:58
Oh the more, you know when you're passing a joint
01:28:01
Yeah
01:28:03
Whether you're in the light or the dark you always want to pass it
01:28:06
Hots up
01:28:08
Yeah, like a candle. I just what I said
01:28:11
so I just wanted to make people clear because like a candle who
01:28:14
People in there that are watching like how the fuck do you pass a candle?
01:28:21
So that's
01:28:23
Candle hots up. Yep
01:28:24
So that way if it's dark and you see the hots, you know, also then to reach right right under
01:28:30
the hots
01:28:31
Well, yeah, I mean you can just you can just catch it in your hand and it's safe. It's perfectly safe
01:28:37
Yeah, but only a working man can do that the pansies that I hang out with
01:28:41
Oh though the tender feet
01:28:44
Um, I call it easy tender foot you shouldn't be smoking with your feet
01:28:49
So if i'm in a circle and somebody grabs the joint hots up or hots down they grab it
01:28:53
Between their toes
01:28:58
Um when I rip on friends about wearing sandals and they say that so my feet can breathe same reason your feet can't smoke
01:29:07
Your feet don't breathe
01:29:10
They can get aired out though if they smell
01:29:13
Oh
01:29:13
Okay. Well, you've got a condition and I don't want to talk about it, but I say computers need to breathe
01:29:20
But so if you're defining breathe as an actually sucking in oxygen and then turn it into what is it?
01:29:27
breathe
01:29:28
photosynthesis
01:29:30
photosynthesis
01:29:31
I'm, not talking about photosynthesis. They need
01:29:34
carbon dioxide to um
01:29:37
Make photosynthesis happen so they take that in through their they absorb it through their leaves
01:29:45
Don't we do the same thing inside our lungs
01:29:47
With oxygen and and our skin. Yeah, your feet actually breathe absorb absorb was the word I could not think of for the record
01:29:55
i'm just too
01:29:57
I'm, my argument is actually stupid. I'm wrong. First of all, but I make you sound so stupid
01:30:05
that um
01:30:06
I run roughshod and win
01:30:09
If you're breathing with your feet you're doing it wrong it's like don't walk with your lungs
01:30:18
Are you walking with your lungs again?
01:30:22
I can walk with my lungs. You can't
01:30:24
Oh sabine hasenfelder. She's
01:30:27
friggin genius
01:30:29
And don't worry. I didn't put your face on her
01:30:32
Today I want to talk about a peculiar case of let me call it amateur physics
01:30:37
That's recently attracted a lot of public. Hold on a second. Did you hear how nice did you hear how nice?
01:30:43
She just went roughshod over him
01:30:46
Yeah
01:30:46
Did you hear it? He didn't
01:30:49
Listen, you are the biggest fucking dumbass. Why are you on joe rogan talking?
01:30:54
I just interpreted right instead. Let's call it amateur physics. Let's call it. No, it was the pause though
01:30:59
You do you can't run roughshod over the pause
01:31:03
Let's call it
01:31:04
amateur
01:31:05
Today I want to talk about a peculiar case. Terrence. Howard. She's talking about
01:31:11
recently attracted a lot of public attention
01:31:18
Who has his own theory of everything that
01:31:23
Improves physics his own theory of everything
01:31:25
Of people with theories or something that aren't good for anything and normally I don't talk about that
01:31:32
I make an exception in this case because joe rogan spread these ideas on his podcast
01:31:39
And a lot of people it's pronounced podcast physicists must pay attention to actors who want to improve physics
01:31:47
Well, i'm happy to help. So let's have a look. I don't have time to listen to three hours
01:31:53
And if I did I sure as hell wouldn't listen to some actor go on about his theory of everything
01:31:59
But I saw that he has a but hold on
01:32:03
I get it that yeah, he's most likely an idiot
01:32:05
But just because he's an actor babbling on some podcast doesn't mean that what he's saying isn't perfect utter brilliant truth
01:32:12
I mean it isn't but I don't like her reasoning that just because he's an actor babbling on a podcast
01:32:18
like
01:32:19
Her reasoning was that he if he was smart and brilliant he would already be some physicist somewhere
01:32:24
Is what she lied there?
01:32:26
Yes that the implication is there but he would
01:32:29
She was just pointing out
01:32:31
That an unqualified person is not the person you want advising you on anything
01:32:39
And then preceded it or
01:32:41
preceded it
01:32:43
What's the opposite of proceed after what's the word post seed why can't I think of
01:32:48
succeeded I
01:32:49
Don't even know i'm trying to search for the grammar button while I followed
01:32:54
Followed really
01:33:05
You're welcome and I like books so I had a look at this
01:33:09
She see she wasn't just ripping on him she was ripping on all podcasts
01:33:13
She remember when it was mikio kaku. That was our number one our go-to
01:33:18
Astrophysicist and then uh, and then we went on a neil degrasse tyson kick and then and it's been sabine hasenfelder
01:33:25
for a while now
01:33:27
Well, and she's usually a little boring. No offense. He just kind of reads and then it's this and that this one is really
01:33:32
Um kind of saucy
01:33:34
I know
01:33:36
He has a book of sorts that's clearly a vagina
01:33:41
Yeah
01:33:42
A book of sorts and I like books. So I had a look at she reads books. I know at least as
01:33:50
As he is to comment on modern physics terrence howard's key fundamental insight
01:33:56
Oh, yeah, by the way, this has to do with our theory of everything about one times one times one
01:34:01
Exactly
01:34:02
Just in case you have a follow-up
01:34:05
One times one equals there's more comments on it. It's not a matter of opinion
01:34:09
It's not even a matter of science. It's a matter of definition the mathematical operation that we call
01:34:16
multiplication and the number that we call one
01:34:19
Are defined so that any number multiplied by one gives the same number
01:34:25
Consequently one times one equals one
01:34:28
We define multiplication this way just because that's not a definition
01:34:32
That's an axiom if you have only addition and I give you seven apples
01:34:36
You'd have to go one plus one plus one plus one plus one
01:34:40
Axiomatic premise the operation of multiplication is a way to simplify this long sequence of addition
01:34:47
We introduce a new symbol call that times and write seven times one
01:34:52
It means the same thing howard goes on to write
01:34:56
In order to multiply something by something else they must be dimensionally equal
01:35:02
This is not correct
01:35:04
If you multiply one quantity that has units with another quantity that has units you multiply the units
01:35:11
If I multiply say time measured in seconds with a speed in meters per second, I get a length in meters
01:35:18
This is the case for any quantity
01:35:20
But a lot of things that you can mathematically multiply don't serve any purpose so we don't multiply them
01:35:27
I could for example multiply 18 chopsticks with a magnetic field of two tesla
01:35:32
That would give me 36 chopstick
01:35:35
but just because
01:35:40
I went like at least four days telling everybody that I wanted 36 tesla chopsticks worth of shit
01:35:51
And they were like what?
01:35:58
Multiplication goes so far that he thinks if you multiply a penny with a penny
01:36:03
Hey to call back on another flagrance people wear these shirts that are faded at the ends and lighter colored
01:36:09
Boobs or men at their biceps to accentuate so she purposely picked out this shirt so that people look at her boobs
01:36:16
So that means that it's okay
01:36:18
I'm not saying you that I want to personally because I have a particular those aren't exactly
01:36:25
But you you got standards
01:36:27
You feel free to look at her pennies if you want
01:36:30
That was just a long stretch for the two pennies on the screen joke
01:36:34
I do I
01:36:37
One times one nipple equals
01:36:40
One nipples, you know, that's that's where it's confusing because I clearly see two nipples
01:36:45
Multiplication that gives you one penny
01:36:48
This is not correct. It would give you a penny squared
01:36:52
Which isn't a physical thing?
01:36:55
But now he has an entire conspiracy theory about how bank of america miscalculates your pennies
01:37:01
Oh, dear
01:37:02
Okay, so he doesn't understand either multiplication or units which let me just say is a bad start for revolutionizing physics
01:37:10
But how does he get from there to rewriting the laws of nature?
01:37:15
So as I read on it became apparent that how it
01:37:18
uses mathematical relations
01:37:20
Natural she's like this motherfucker got a thousand times more views than me. That's like one times one more relations
01:37:27
But that doesn't mean any mathematical relation is a law of nature
01:37:32
Since he thinks that something is wrong with one times one equals one and he thinks that
01:37:38
Multiplication is a law of nature. He now thinks that physics is wrong
01:37:42
He explains the laws of conservation of energy might as well pack up and move away because how can a something?
01:37:51
Multiplied by nothing cause the something to disappear
01:37:55
Remember energy cannot be created or destroyed
01:37:59
That's why there is no law of nature that just multiplies energy by zero a few pages later
01:38:06
He has concluded that all visible. I've been watching comments. The only one that showed was
01:38:10
This is what the equation e equals m
01:38:14
Joe asked what is the definition for plane? So, you know, that was so long ago. I don't remember what the fuck we were talking about
01:38:21
up airplane
01:38:24
Oh, oh, you remember you had better record
01:38:27
Or uh, no, he just asked what the definition of plane was but uh, how about a two dimensional, uh surface?
01:38:39
That's a plane could be yeah, yeah, yeah words that have more than one meaning next week on
01:38:47
pledge rants
01:38:48
Uh, no, we we actually did homo phones a long long time ago
01:38:54
Can you want to read this pronounced homophone?
01:38:57
But I say homo for George
01:38:58
I think they carry more weight if you can read them if you're able to see them. Oh, yeah
01:39:02
Um
01:39:03
All visible things are composed of properties of light. Oh, yeah
01:39:07
the comment not the uh
01:39:10
Oh, oh video
01:39:12
He ate a live toad in front of me
01:39:16
First time I met him. Oh, wow. Oh, yeah, that's true. That's brother
01:39:21
An onion. Oh, yeah an onion is not even close to the grossest closest closest, right? Oh, okay. Yeah
01:39:30
That was brother a while ago
01:39:32
Yeah, so i've been staring at the comments
01:39:34
and there are four comments that came in and it only said one i'm gonna start taking pictures of shit and start sending it to
01:39:40
Streamyard because i'm on it. I'm on i'm paying attention to everything. I have never been more focused
01:39:46
I said brother the link
01:39:49
Um, he he's not the one I want to debate. I want to debate bob of the
01:39:54
actual existence of an actual god
01:39:59
But why that's what I want to do. I don't want to do it
01:40:02
Why would you want to do that? Because
01:40:06
Because it sounds fun
01:40:09
It doesn't sound fun to me
01:40:11
I know I know it's cringy. It's really cringy
01:40:15
You ever win an argument with your wife? I mean really win an argument flat cold dead deer in the headlights
01:40:20
Of course, it's not a good. It's not a good scene, man
01:40:24
I would rather lose an argument
01:40:26
Than be in a situation of winning an argument it's lose lose for men
01:40:30
Maybe it's for women too
01:40:32
But because what you just did is not only did you spend the last one minute one hour ten days, right?
01:40:37
debating debating fighting arguing gritting
01:40:40
that something was or wasn't but then now you also proved beyond a shadow of a doubt that
01:40:45
Did I see you like how I walk right up to it, but then I don't actually say it out loud
01:40:51
Stupid or beyond a shadow of a doubt
01:40:55
I
01:40:56
I'm not trying to situation
01:40:58
Right, so I didn't I think I didn't mean I just called bob stupid for believing in god and that's not what I meant to do
01:41:04
All right. No, I call it a crutch for stupid people
01:41:08
It's unkind
01:41:10
Yeah faith faith
01:41:13
Belief without reason or cause
01:41:15
So i've been exposed to a lot of people that are very religious i'll say
01:41:20
There's one thing that's always in common
01:41:23
Some type of a tragedy
01:41:25
Or horrific horrific sin that they did i'll use the word sin again. I like all my religious analogies. Oh, yeah
01:41:30
Yeah, no, I like that. Um, i'm i'm toying with the using the word spiritual
01:41:36
Because I don't believe in spirits. Sure spirits. Yeah, but
01:41:40
Spiritual is just something that's not tangible that that somehow connects like if you believe that we're all connected
01:41:47
Some people might call that the spiritual
01:41:51
I don't you know, um
01:41:53
Not quite divine transcendent but not divine
01:42:00
It transcends it transcends like what
01:42:04
What normal existence should probably be like, however
01:42:09
Divinity is so far beyond what we can
01:42:14
actually comprehend
01:42:16
Oh, wait, I forgot we were in the middle of a video of that lady
01:42:21
Sabine hassenfelder, we can skip to the next one. I sent you a couple of good ones
01:42:27
This is or maybe just that one this is one of my favorite
01:42:31
Yeah, hey joe, uh, that's cool. Yahoo sports for the first time since 1975. This is the nba finals where you have two blackhead coaches
01:42:38
Uh given the plight sometimes of blackhead coaches in the nba. Do you think this is a significant moment?
01:42:44
Do you take pride in this how do you view this or do you not see it at all?
01:42:47
I wonder how many of those are being christian coaches
01:42:51
Christian cultural christians
01:42:55
Quiet
01:42:56
uh
01:42:57
Oh, I know. Um, did you hear that? You hear that fellas? Yeah christians are the new blacks. Yep. I said
01:43:04
Christian's the new black. Okay. So, uh,
01:43:06
Did you say christian with a hard end
01:43:10
There is christian
01:43:11
Hmm christian
01:43:14
Oh, yeah, um, uh back to sabine hassenfelder when she was saying that uh science
01:43:21
Uh doesn't work that way. It's interesting
01:43:25
that uh
01:43:25
We got gravity right with newton and then we realized we didn't get gravity right with newton when einstein came around
01:43:32
And before that we actually understood gravity from uh, the greeks
01:43:36
of course it goes back to the greeks and then newton and then einstein and we got
01:43:41
and uh, and i'm always talking about orders of magnitude because
01:43:45
Um, the mortality rate of covet 19 was announced to be two percent and it ended up
01:43:51
0.002
01:43:53
So it was off by three orders of magnitude
01:43:57
um
01:43:58
Also off by three orders of magnitude was freaking newton
01:44:03
uh
01:44:03
Einstein got it to like six decimal places after the decimal point. I mean
01:44:09
What do I get the actual calculation of the pull of gravity or something or what do you mean gravity's pretty obvious
01:44:14
Yeah, and and the other
01:44:17
You know constants
01:44:19
Isn't that terminal velocity?
01:44:22
Oh, well, there's terminal velocity, but that varies depending on atmosphere
01:44:26
atmospheres
01:44:28
Atmospheric drag and actually on planet earth
01:44:31
Uh how close to the equator you are because it's a little fatter gravity is a little hard like you're way more
01:44:38
You tell me in a vacuum in a vacuum with no wind resistance or any type of pressure
01:44:43
If you dropped a feather that weighed a ton and you dropped
01:44:47
a brick
01:44:48
No, I meant to say that the other way around I honestly did right I got I got stuck in the
01:44:55
Would you rather have a pound of feather a pound of gold?
01:45:00
Yeah, uh, the leading tower of pisa was famously the the one that they they tested that from
01:45:06
Um, but I I think that was probably a just folklore I bet that's a myth
01:45:12
Why would you go to the leaning tower of pisa?
01:45:15
You can do that off of any ledge
01:45:19
I mean sure you got the lean working for you
01:45:22
So at least you're not gonna be cracked if it's anything like new york city
01:45:25
There's nets everywhere so that because people especially if there's a if you could go near the window that was on the leaning side
01:45:32
Yeah
01:45:33
There's no way they would allow for just a straight
01:45:36
Drive. Oh, that's great. Drop. Yeah right now. No, no, there's security and crap
01:45:42
I've done a few hundred years of the tourist attraction
01:45:45
people take pictures
01:45:47
And they've got a tour they get the paper
01:45:50
Tourist. Oh, man, you just that's a great segue for the gobekli tepe
01:45:54
Yeah. Oh, yeah. I remember gobekli tepe. Did I say it right?
01:46:00
So the wef did
01:46:03
Owns gobekli tepe basically
01:46:06
In courts, you know how there's you know how ngos combine with the government and that's how we get things done nowadays
01:46:13
right the wef
01:46:15
with their billions of dollars is what's funding the uh,
01:46:18
the turkish government and they took over in
01:46:22
2018 or 2016. I don't know that there's a great video
01:46:27
From that's a billionaire's club
01:46:30
That goes over it so they've already they've already ruined a lot of the
01:46:34
Archaeological site by putting cement paths turned it into a tourist thing
01:46:39
It's pretty sad
01:46:42
Um, yes it is. Yeah, um those guys make uh
01:46:48
The one percenters look like hobos
01:46:51
Those people yeah. Oh, yeah billion point the 0.01 percenters
01:46:56
right
01:46:58
Orders of magnitude
01:47:00
So, oh, yeah, so back to the science. Um, so 13 families. When are we gonna do conspiracies? I'm ready for that one
01:47:08
Yeah, are we gonna do that? All right, we'll do that next week sadly. It's up to you. What are we gonna?
01:47:13
Did I say
01:47:15
Balls too. Yes, you did. We should do onions and roast the fladge coming up
01:47:19
I mean we got to do balls too, you know, that's gonna come uh the roast of fladge that that's gotta be a show
01:47:27
Hold on. Hold on what?
01:47:29
Write them down
01:47:30
No, i'm just pushing the marker making sure it works
01:47:34
Okay
01:47:36
Yeah, you got to make them come
01:47:39
Okay, actually balls too. You got to make them come. Yep balls too. We got yeah
01:47:43
You got to make them come is the subtitle the the that's the t-shirt
01:47:50
That's the t-shirt yes and the clip
01:47:55
And uh, what was the other one? Uh
01:47:58
Rough shot. We got to do rough shot something
01:48:01
Of the momentum times the second power of the speed of light
01:48:06
If the object you're looking at doesn't move then the velocity is zero
01:48:11
So the momentum vanishes that gives you e equals mc square, of course
01:48:17
Moves well at the speed of light so the momentum can't vanish. How do we know that for light? It's the mass
01:48:24
How do we measure the speed of light equals p times c oh
01:48:28
Things can be light most trivially because light has no electric
01:48:33
Yes
01:48:34
Uh, all you have to do is filter the light from a star system
01:48:40
and uh
01:48:42
Any star system will do okay and
01:48:46
And something or another
01:48:49
computer
01:48:49
Er and wavelength and measurement don't they just and then
01:48:59
What I think I got that right sounded right to me the details
01:49:04
It's a lot of estimation and calculation an algorithm
01:49:07
How they do it? Yeah. Yeah, it's called ton of math ton of math
01:49:11
if i'm driving my um
01:49:13
my saturn
01:49:16
Saturn not too sad. Okay, the general motor saturn at the speed of light
01:49:20
And I turn my high beams and you turn your headlights
01:49:24
By the way
01:49:26
Speed of light is it's relative it they go on they do go on is
01:49:31
Well the speed of light the speed of everything is relative clocks go at a different speed right now
01:49:36
George is in the is an airplane right now
01:49:38
Yeah
01:49:40
Slower he is not going the same speed and time as we are when he lands he will be
01:49:46
slightly younger
01:49:50
Yeah, and I mean relative not
01:49:52
He was way younger than us to begin with but that's you knew what I meant it's just getting worse
01:49:59
Per yeah. Oh, yeah from he's younger. He's not even 40
01:50:04
He didn't grow as old
01:50:06
He's not even 40
01:50:08
He's a lot younger
01:50:11
We're we're middle-aged. He's in his prime. Honestly, we are middle-aged. He is in his prize
01:50:18
He's not in his remember our prime man. We were hot dude
01:50:22
I don't know if i'd go that far
01:50:24
Either one of you you had a full head of hair and I was six foot two
01:50:30
Uh, excuse me
01:50:33
Well, I know whatever told I have fake hair
01:50:38
Which I do not oh, no, this this is a rug
01:50:42
That's really sparse you you got ripped off
01:50:47
I know. No, I didn't pay anything for it. It was great. Well, yeah, that's that's not even my real hair. I taped that on
01:50:56
True story
01:50:58
What to um, what happened to Picard's toupee?
01:51:04
Um, I think it's still up there looks like it's still up there. Oh, no
01:51:09
No, he that he made bald sexy. I thank him for that
01:51:13
It was him and yule brinner and kojak. Do you remember kojak?
01:51:18
Do you know who says that?
01:51:20
Who said?
01:51:22
No, I don't know. What bald sexy?
01:51:27
I I say that
01:51:32
I
01:51:33
It would seem odd that
01:51:35
a child
01:51:37
Is running roughshod over adults, right? Yes. I mean
01:51:42
Until you're in
01:51:44
Until you're in the barrel
01:51:46
It it seems odd, right?
01:51:48
That is creepy
01:51:52
Oh wait, there's one more oh that one oh there is that's why I didn't
01:51:58
Oh, yeah, but it's it's uh, it only showed for a second
01:52:03
Um, do you have ai gary going
01:52:06
What do we call him? Oh
01:52:08
No, the stupid sound keeps skipping. I don't know what's going on with that
01:52:13
Give me a year
01:52:15
That's what it's no. He's a good look alike. It's a mustache not a full beard and it's the the hairline's perfect
01:52:20
I mean like the cartoon
01:52:23
Rendition of me is very good not spot on but great
01:52:27
And that is the generic comes with free adobe character animator. That's just the bald guy that comes with it
01:52:33
Yes. Yeah. No, i've i've had people tell me I look very average
01:52:37
I tried so hard to get glasses on him, but I couldn't do that. Yeah, look at all right
01:52:42
Here's the one you know, it only shows for a second
01:52:45
Do you really think you have a chance against us? Mr. Cowboy?
01:52:51
Yippee-ki-yay motherfucker
01:52:55
Yeah
01:52:56
You see it right there
01:52:59
Oh my god, it looks like uh, jason
01:53:03
Or michael myers, yeah, yeah because the hair is not right clearly. Yeah, it's like fladge mask
01:53:11
So I can put it on
01:53:13
It's actually a katherine kirk mask
01:53:16
This is it's a william shatner
01:53:19
Good connection. That's what they used in halloween
01:53:23
Holy crap, that is true. That's a true story
01:53:26
or or or a myth or an urban legend that i've fallen for and i'm
01:53:31
And I can't get up
01:53:34
I didn't get any deer flaggies. So
01:53:38
Oh
01:53:39
Yeah, we were supposed to read those for him. No. No, I I can wait till he shows up as long as he shows up
01:53:55
Yeah
01:54:03
Was that racist I don't think so you made that it's a fast talker not a
01:54:09
Yeah, that's our comments
01:54:11
We've had it for a few weeks
01:54:14
It's just gibberish it's not I don't know why you thought it was racist
01:54:17
so
01:54:18
It's the only comments that really even counted this week
01:54:21
Most of them were people that were really pissed off about trump and biden
01:54:25
Yeah, they're still going, you know what he just reminded me
01:54:29
um
01:54:30
I had a rough day at work and uh, and someone said, you know, uh
01:54:35
We had we had to do a lot of stuff today, didn't we?
01:54:39
And uh, I didn't
01:54:40
I almost said well, I wouldn't say hero because he didn't he didn't ask if I felt like a hero
01:54:47
But I wanted to act like he was saying
01:54:50
well
01:54:52
So I wouldn't say hero because he didn't I don't know I don't know why you reminded me of that
01:55:02
This uh is our uh
01:55:07
Does it does
01:55:09
At exactly the same rate so that the same side is always pointing at us that's inaccurate don't make me
01:55:17
My my data is accurate fact check this
01:55:22
so listen
01:55:23
I can explain this so from your point
01:55:27
We always see the same
01:55:29
All sides look like it's it's
01:55:32
but if you were to put an axis through the middle of the moon and
01:55:35
It is spinning and the sun and everything away as it's spinning around the universe. It is spinning
01:55:40
It's just spinning at the exact rate that we always see it exactly the same rate as the orbit
01:55:47
And I just hit the wrong button
01:55:49
But I can go right back. This is fascinating. Okay
01:55:52
Um, that's our best clip ever
01:55:54
Wonderful youtube commenters did exactly what we should have said it rotates in title lock
01:56:00
That must be what it's title lock
01:56:02
It is called title lock if you spin one full circle in a chair facing your palm
01:56:07
After you complete your circle your hand spun around as well facing every wall during the trip
01:56:14
Brilliant myth man
01:56:15
Please call in and be on the show anytime you want to help explain something because that's what I was trying to say
01:56:20
Instead it came out
01:56:22
What did I say moth man
01:56:25
moth man
01:56:27
Mice man
01:56:29
marzipan
01:56:30
Is marzipan is some kind of marzipan?
01:56:35
Is it some kind of monkey or is it some kind of
01:56:40
Uh roll the clip ready
01:56:43
Here
01:56:45
Oh, okay
01:56:47
I'll take it
01:56:49
Marzipan says you believe this but it's such a one in one billion chance
01:56:56
For that to happen once and then keep happening forever. That's preposterous. Oh marzipan might be a flat earther
01:57:03
of the moon
01:57:04
So they think that you believe this you believe that the moon is facing see so I would marzipan
01:57:10
What do you what are you implying or inferring? I never still know quite know how to use that term
01:57:15
Are you suggesting that?
01:57:17
The moon is not really what we think it is
01:57:21
Oh
01:57:23
This is
01:57:26
I I suggest that the moon is not what we think it is
01:57:30
But you mean it's not a piece of
01:57:33
Material that's orbiting or or do you mean an artifact?
01:57:37
I think I think I think the whole satellite is it? No. No, it's not a projection. It's real
01:57:43
But it's an artifact
01:57:45
It's the death star
01:57:48
Long long ago in a galaxy far far away
01:57:52
For what purpose though as I mean, it's if you're gonna make something
01:57:56
No, it just got cluttered up with crap and now it's like useless, but it used to be the death star
01:58:01
Like some remnant in the desert. It just eventually got covered with sand so to speak
01:58:06
Yeah, yeah, yeah left in orbit
01:58:10
I have no evidence saying I have no evidence saying otherwise, so let's start a group follow it
01:58:16
Worship it and say that that is what it is
01:58:20
The funny thing is saying that in saying that in jest
01:58:23
People have said that in jest now son of a bitch. It's a l ron hubbard did all that all of that
01:58:29
Yes, he said this is the most
01:58:32
Yeah, l ron hubbard did that
01:58:34
He's like this is the most insane religion
01:58:37
If you're if you follow this you're nuts and then people start following it because they're nuts
01:58:43
And they sue people for saying they're nuts. They're not nuts
01:58:46
They're a qualified religion and everything that we're saying on this show is just a joke
01:58:54
Listen i'm not qualified to tell anyone about anything
01:58:57
Anything captain overkill says title lock half title locks happen all over the universe saturn has 15 of its satellites
01:59:05
That are tidally locked
01:59:06
Uranus has five and neptune has two mars has two jupiter has eight. I'm not sure your math is good
01:59:13
What did he say about uranus?
01:59:16
He it has five
01:59:18
Okay, this man myth myth man rebuts no title lock isn't unique to earth moon
01:59:24
He starts naming the moon of pluto, which I think is could be
01:59:29
Sharon sharon
01:59:32
Charon i'm gonna go with sharon on that. So it's because sharon's not right hard are
01:59:43
Okay
01:59:46
So that's if he so I think he replied at the same time captain overkill did because they both said the same thing about
01:59:52
other other tidally locked moons
01:59:54
People are dumb replies
01:59:56
You don't have any good data to show numbers that agree with that. That's preposterous
02:00:01
All right, okay
02:00:04
Oh, I love these are these are all these are all replying to myth man saying yep rotates in title lock which is what we were saying
02:00:10
right
02:00:12
No, I was saying and everyone was arguing against me except you. Oh, no. No, no. No. No. Yeah, i'm someone
02:00:19
Uh, no, you don't know wait, so even the director doesn't count as a person
02:00:24
No, no, listen brother came exclaimed it quickly
02:00:31
As soon as he exclaimed
02:00:33
As soon as he exclaimed it
02:00:35
And and with very very short small debate. He was like you guys are right. I'm wrong
02:00:39
I don't know what I was thinking and so we all we all agree
02:00:43
Myth man closed out the comments with here is the thing the planet transfers its energy to its moon the closer they are
02:00:50
The faster they're going to lock as a result the moon of the planet start to be slowly farther and farther away
02:00:57
What?
02:00:59
See, he started real good. No, it's falling in on us
02:01:02
I have more questions than I had to start with
02:01:06
The planet transfers about eight billion years. It's gonna crash into the earth
02:01:11
But we're gonna blow up um when the sun novas
02:01:20
Long before that
02:01:23
Wait, what shortly after
02:01:27
Uh
02:01:30
About eight minutes, I think
02:01:32
But my last count eight minutes 40 seconds check fact check me on that
02:01:37
Eight minutes realistic though, do do you think that so?
02:01:41
Humans, whatever we are now, whatever you want to call us have been on such a small small hair of time of this planet
02:01:47
I don't think we'll make it to the I don't think we'll make it to the end of the planet
02:01:50
It'll be too hot too cold
02:01:52
right
02:01:53
Oh, yeah too dark
02:01:55
So that's a little bit positive. We're not going to be in the impending boom so to speak or
02:02:00
I don't think it'll be a boom. It'll be more like a
02:02:04
disintegration
02:02:05
Yeah, when the first initial
02:02:07
Sun flare hits it would just go
02:02:10
Like yeah
02:02:12
Like a cigarette being smoked in a second
02:02:14
Yeah, yeah like vaporized
02:02:17
We would vaporize but then what would happen with the hole that was left the it would close in on itself and snap and explode
02:02:24
Right, it would get superheated. I would hope so
02:02:27
But I won't be around to see it
02:02:29
No, no. No, I don't think any humans will
02:02:32
The art of the whatever we
02:02:35
That's that's where I see the hope is we can get off this rock and actually continue humans
02:02:42
like life
02:02:44
Well, don't you think that's why god gave us eight planets so that as the sun gets hotter and hotter we can
02:02:49
Jump to the next one and move away. That's that's probably what god was thinking. Yeah, that makes sense
02:02:57
Or
02:02:57
It's perfect sense
02:02:59
Or the randomness of nature, whatever you want to call it
02:03:03
We have planets that are surrounded. Oh the random nature is what I call it
02:03:08
okay, so let's call it that so the randomness of nature put those planets there as a
02:03:13
Jump step to to make man not not they didn't put them there because of that, but we can use them
02:03:19
To step do you think that we've lived do you think we lived on?
02:03:22
Mars, do you think?
02:03:25
Is mars one closer to help me man, we use a tricky part of that because I don't think it was like us
02:03:31
I don't mean what I do think
02:03:32
I think no, no, no, no, I think intelligent life has has actually lived on mars
02:03:39
Millions of years ago millions of years ago. Why wouldn't I way way more than that?
02:03:48
Okay, a hundred hundreds of millions wait I gotta
02:03:58
Come on
02:03:58
Who knew comment oh, oh
02:04:00
I gotta stuff gotta get good at that
02:04:04
Um, can I sit in for the the brady and Drawer show?
02:04:08
I don't there's not gonna be a brady and Drawer show. We've
02:04:12
as above so below
02:04:14
What?
02:04:15
No
02:04:17
You always say that but I just said it play the thing
02:04:21
I don't want to the whitney houston song is great. No, tina turner. I'm, sorry. I got the the name wrong
02:04:29
You're simply the best hit that I got I got one more clip that you have to be a part of
02:04:35
I was saving it. I'll be here. I'm i'm i'm drawer tonight
02:04:40
Oh, you're gonna play drawer
02:04:42
All right. Yeah, i'm not leaving because I I got
02:04:45
No, no, no as above so below
02:04:47
I got knives
02:04:49
And disc golf, oh good bring it
02:04:55
Wait, I don't want to do that one again. See you got you got to give me a little time to cue this up
02:05:00
Okay
02:05:01
What was the one? Oh, yeah, you wanted this one. I didn't get it. Yeah. Howdy boy
02:05:06
I still don't get it
02:05:08
but
02:05:10
Um, my my words of wisdom are uh, try something new
02:05:15
Like they're like try a new recipe the worst thing that could happen is you could find a dish that you don't like
02:05:21
best thing that can happen you could develop a
02:05:25
a skill or a an ability
02:05:29
or a
02:05:30
some something that benefits you for the rest of your life and probably the
02:05:37
future
02:05:39
civilization to come
02:05:41
On mars
02:05:43
Or neptune now
02:05:50
You want to say it now
02:05:53
Oh roll the clip brady
02:05:55
No, no the a s a
02:05:58
b
02:05:59
Oh
02:06:00
Oh as above so below. Yeah
02:06:02
There you go. I got it. Uh as above
02:06:39
So
02:06:51
So
02:07:13
So
02:07:51
So
02:08:03
We're gonna make it make our dreams come true
02:08:13
Brady drawer
02:08:30
First thing I want to talk about it actually looks like maybe
02:08:33
The first thing I want to talk about with drawers if he knew anything about um, gary's pornography career
02:08:41
And it looks like it looks a lot like you on the cover grandpa gets some
02:08:47
I'm I know i'm drawer. So, uh, I uh don't know why I started
02:08:52
Talking just now so I can't remember
02:08:57
What I was gonna say
02:08:59
so
02:09:01
uh, my my brother killed my dog
02:09:05
And we were at palm springs
02:09:09
Is
02:09:14
Don't forget about trump biden
02:09:17
Oh my god
02:09:19
Yeah, I can't draw very well, but you know what so the next thing I wanted to then ask about yeah been
02:09:28
Oh, this is more difficult than I thought I closed it
02:09:33
So I could just hit the oh I can just hit the arrow that's brilliant
02:09:40
I
02:09:41
Can do more door, I don't remember
02:09:44
What I was talking about just now
02:09:46
So I use parchment paper in my dishwasher
02:09:52
There it is see that's our size proportions that's actually us
02:09:58
After he's look at his bamboo
02:10:01
That's all good credit for the um
02:10:03
Look
02:10:05
Yeah, so, uh, I was gonna ask drawer and then he was gonna say something and rip on you about being in porn
02:10:11
And then I was gonna say do you remember when you were in a porn with him?
02:10:14
That's that's you on the left there
02:10:17
Yeah, yes. Yes. That is me on the left there even captured the long gray hair. See that
02:10:24
Yeah
02:10:26
Those are our actual ears
02:10:29
It must have been done
02:10:30
Way before you started losing your hair though, because you clearly have a little bit of hair. I know look at that
02:10:35
No, no, those are my luscious slice of flowing hair
02:10:38
It's on dvd or blu-ray. So clearly this is like in the 2000s. So
02:10:43
I have the vhs actually it's a beta max
02:10:47
So obviously I have one question
02:10:50
Yeah
02:10:51
Yeah
02:10:55
What say what say what say
02:11:06
What say you
02:11:11
So, I don't remember why I started this sentence so
02:11:15
I like it was driving in my truck with my brother
02:11:18
We were smoking weed and we got pulled over by the police and we were all bloody
02:11:24
Play the uh, uh drawer story. I don't I don't have one but I can think of one while
02:11:36
Yeah, so I was disco with drawer one day
02:11:41
Uh
02:11:42
I've done that a lot of days. So like i'm trying to remember a good one. Uh, it was a ute knack
02:11:47
And he was partnered up with scott and I was partnered up with easy and we uh led our division but
02:11:54
They got bumped up to our division
02:11:58
And it ended up being a competitive round. Um drawer can't beat me even with his
02:12:04
480 foot drive
02:12:07
And that's my story and i'm sticking to it
02:12:10
drawer story
02:12:22
That was fun incredible story that was one of the best stories ever something's different about man
02:12:26
I don't know what it is. You just seem sharper
02:12:29
sharper, how many
02:12:31
you have you had more glasses of
02:12:33
Whatever you're drinking than gary. Oh, he drinks a jug with the the like handle like he's drinking a gallon
02:12:40
And it looks normal because he's a wookie
02:12:43
I think delta gets free. Don't they don't they serve you?
02:12:46
You have to be in first class to get free liquor. I've never flown delta. Are you kidding?
02:12:51
I'm, am I made of money spirit man those yellow those yellow ones?
02:12:57
See the last time I flew it was twa that's how long ago I flew
02:13:03
They said excuse me
02:13:04
You need to take your shoes off and I let me put your hands in my let me put our hands in your pants
02:13:08
And I said i'm never flying it and I haven't yet
02:13:11
You can't say nwa. Do you know what the n stands for?
02:13:16
Yeah, I think it's
02:13:19
Northwest
02:13:20
um, I tried to announce that uh, the the guy from uh, that raunchy rap group from the 80s, uh
02:13:27
two live crew
02:13:29
Two live crew. They just hey, hold on
02:13:38
Breaking news this just in I forget his name something or another died
02:13:45
from two it was like
02:13:47
Yeah, uh, but but it was his name was funny. It was like a name I pronounce wrong and like like brother shamikwa
02:13:56
Fact check me on that I am
02:14:01
I'm, pretty sure it wasn't shaniqua
02:14:04
I know that's not a dude's name
02:14:08
That's not even a name
02:14:11
But his first name is like oh I can't read that
02:14:15
No, i'm just a basketball player all the people that died. So rip chet walker. That's not who we're looking for michael moseley
02:14:23
Pretty sure not look
02:14:25
Definitely not dying of heart attacks
02:14:28
Wow, first I thought that guy from roseanne looks a lot like the guy. Yeah, I do too. That's tom arnold right there
02:14:35
There he is
02:14:37
Brother marquise
02:14:38
I said that marques or is it marques marques marques, but brother is his first name
02:14:46
That's what I was first name. That's the point. I was getting there
02:14:51
Family given name right there. All right. Do you know do you know why you have a surname by the way?
02:14:57
Oh my christian two names
02:15:00
Oh because my christian name is
02:15:04
muhammad
02:15:05
No, no, do you know why you have a surname like why it's just not gary
02:15:10
What does the prefix sir stand for?
02:15:14
I don't know. Can we look up the question? Don't change the question jory. Don't are you drunk already? I guess we gotta end
02:15:20
No, we don't know they we have a surname because during the black death during the black plague
02:15:26
Yes, I remember that
02:15:27
The dark ages see now i'm forgetting I had it way in the middle. I didn't say it soon enough
02:15:32
So like in the old days
02:15:34
Way before that and we were just in a little village if there was another gary you could say, you know gary of
02:15:40
So-and-so's son or gary of quakerstown
02:15:44
But then the black death came
02:15:47
and then
02:15:48
People started leaving and finding work and I forgot why but then we had to start
02:15:52
Giving surnames so that we could keep track when they oh, I remember so during
02:15:57
You were responsible
02:15:58
So people were dying so quick during the black death they had to hold landowners
02:16:04
Responsible for tending and taking care. So they started the deed being connected to property
02:16:09
So we didn't really actually get land ownership own land started owning us
02:16:13
we became responsible tenders and if then then when the
02:16:18
Black plague started people started moving around and they had to keep track if they were dying or moving around
02:16:23
So then you basically got a land deed title with your your surname attached
02:16:27
You became responsible for that farm based on you know connected to that name
02:16:31
I'm, not sure if I said that right in my head. It made a lot more sense than when it came out
02:16:35
but it was during the black plague time we have a surname because
02:16:40
They needed to find a way for people to be responsible for the land
02:16:45
Because they were just dying and moving for work. They were leaving
02:16:49
Maybe not
02:16:50
I'm not a big fan of hyphenated names. Um, I I do like the the middle initial or no middle name
02:16:58
But uh, my mother-in-law had like four names
02:17:03
They're just trying to give too much respect to all the family they couldn't leave anybody out right, yeah, yeah mitchell black
02:17:12
smith
02:17:13
Yeah, you don't don't say it
02:17:16
What?
02:17:19
Or I don't do so technical difficulties
02:17:23
Every once in a while something so reminds me of you
02:17:27
Yeah
02:17:28
So reminds me of gary or whatever whoever you are now
02:17:32
i'm flange and juror
02:17:34
Whichever and
02:17:35
So there's a show called kill tony that's on probably. Oh, it is there monday night
02:17:41
tell me more kill tony is a uh comedian that lets
02:17:46
He calls it the bucket pulley pulls a name out of a hat basically and a bunch of people wait backstage and then they
02:17:51
Get one minute to do a
02:17:53
Either bomb or do pretty good
02:17:55
So anyways, there's a guy that comes out all the time. It's uh, somebody patterson. I forgot his first name now
02:18:00
He came out and I swear he was hanging out with you last weekend
02:18:05
Cam, why do you have a uh, uh robbers mascot? It's not it's a ski. It's a skiing mask. I'd be going skiing sometimes
02:18:14
What's so fucking funny i'll be skiing bitch
02:18:17
In austin now i'm lying like shit. I've never skied in my life. Uh, that's racist
02:18:21
I ain't got no haircut and I wear just like a I wear just like so I don't show my hairline
02:18:25
Okay. Yeah. All right, cool. I'll be thinking about shit like that like dave attell
02:18:31
There you go
02:18:34
There you go
02:18:39
All of it, I think I know I did a couple days with burt in some arenas that was cool. Oh, hell yeah
02:18:45
It was amazing it was uh, it was a great
02:18:47
I was with uh, some real veterans of the game
02:18:50
So it's cool to be around and see like, you know what i'm saying?
02:18:53
He's talking about hanging out with a bunch of comedians after the show. He's like a new comedian
02:18:57
He's hanging out with a bunch of veteran comedians burt kreischer. I don't know if you know who he is
02:19:01
I don't know
02:19:02
So, you know the movie that was uh, you know, never mind
02:19:06
he's hanging out with a
02:19:07
Well established after an arena. He did an arena
02:19:11
Okay. Oh that shit was dope. They have fun after those. It was dope. We made knives and shit. Okay. Yeah
02:19:17
We made not
02:19:18
They made knives and shit. I was like, wait a minute. We're at gary's house. They were making
02:19:23
And then and I literally I literally I was like, wait a minute were they at gary's house
02:19:29
What the fuck who else makes knives and then I listened to kevin. All right, you ready?
02:19:33
You ready? Yeah, we played disc golf. That's not a good game. I hate that game
02:19:38
Like wait, wait a minute
02:19:40
What's going on right now?
02:19:42
Those are the two things you I can do here
02:19:46
Have fun after those. It was dope
02:19:49
Okay. Yeah
02:19:50
We made knives. We went we played disc golf. That's not a good game. I hate that game. Really? Yeah, disc golf is fucking stupid
02:19:57
Oh no, this is the dumbest game of all time. I hate this go
02:20:01
Wow, that's incredible. Y'all just made that because y'all not athletic enough to do other sports
02:20:06
You're like well just stay here. Fuck that hat just stand here and throw it. It'll be fine. Fuck y'all. Fuck y'all land disc golf
02:20:12
I lost real bad. That's fun. You just gotta have somebody fucking show you how to do it
02:20:17
You got to keep your arms straight. I did
02:20:19
You went like I can already tell what the fuck you were doing
02:20:22
I already I know you well enough to know how you would throw
02:20:28
Yeah, d's just said you'd be flailing you'd be flailing around would you play disc golf niggas
02:20:35
Would you would you play disc golf no harder are you talking to the blind guy?
02:20:42
D madness I guarantee you is better at disc golf than cam patterson
02:20:49
He understands the fundamentals and aerodynamics of a disc
02:20:55
Great wow, that was awesome. Are you kidding me?
02:21:00
So that is so cool. Are you knife building and disc golfing with cam patterson?
02:21:06
No, he's blind man. You shouldn't do that
02:21:09
No, no, the bass player is blind cam patterson's the comedian there
02:21:13
Oh, no, I don't like that, dude
02:21:16
No, I'm sorry. No. Yes. Yes
02:21:20
No, yeah, um, i'm kind of picky about my comedians they have to be funny
02:21:26
Yeah, so he that was the interview portion. That wasn't really his bit
02:21:30
Yeah, yeah, he uh, he was pretty funny. He he was he's funny, dude. Okay, he can be funny
02:21:38
But he doesn't like this
02:21:42
Tell you what, i'm not racist when it comes to my comedians, but I am sexist. I like my comedians male
02:21:50
Did I reveal too much
02:21:53
Women are funny and I don't take no orders from no woman, by the way, by the way, I don't take no orders from no women
02:22:01
That's why I was wondering why renee decarte was responding to princess, um, what's her name? Uh,
02:22:10
Uh elizabeth
02:22:12
Princess what's her name and the the famous royal what's her name?
02:22:16
No, seriously, why would you even respond it's a friggin woman
02:22:24
Well, wait
02:22:25
what
02:22:26
I mean
02:22:28
I'm, just saying it's 2024. You can't just not respond, but you don't have to take their response. No, no, no
02:22:35
No, it was 1640
02:22:38
Man, well, I bet you then the power more power to not respond. Yeah, I just right i'll get another one
02:22:45
You're gonna you're like 11 years old you're like way old already
02:22:48
It was the princess of bohemia
02:22:53
So he kind of had to pay attention
02:22:59
Do you know how many black people live where I live
02:23:05
I'll give you three guesses and if you as long as you guess numbers, you'll get it
02:23:16
Horse
02:23:20
I was no in no way implying that that any black people to live where you live are drawers floors or whores
02:23:27
Okay, your timing that's just weird timing because we're on the brady and drawer show and i'm trying to give uh, um bridge
02:23:32
Umbridge honor what word am I looking for?
02:23:36
I like humbridge
02:23:38
No, um umbridge is bad, right if I give umbridge to something or is that honoring what's umbridge?
02:23:44
The unabridged dictionary is really thick not unabridged
02:23:49
umbridge
02:23:51
Oh umbridge, that's good. Pretty sure that's the word I meant
02:23:55
But umbridge, okay
02:23:57
Oh, but we're running roughshod
02:24:00
Can we still run roughshod even on the brady and drawer show?
02:24:05
We can
02:24:06
Okay, that's not usually
02:24:09
I know but no you
02:24:11
You normally review
02:24:12
How I did on my monologue and I would say I did a great job
02:24:17
See that's unfortunate because I missed the whole thing so I can't really I know i've actually forced you to
02:24:23
To produce the show while I was doing that because I I asked for two mount rushmores and you delivered
02:24:30
Sure, sure. Sure
02:24:32
So it's great. I think the more the smoother the show goes. I think the less entertaining it is
02:24:38
That's an unfortunate paradox we should do paradox is an interesting paradox what about uh, I love a good paradox
02:24:48
The wef running roughshod over gobekli tepe
02:24:52
Yeah, it was a video to go along with it. But just go watch his go watch the bright side video on rumble
02:24:57
He covers it wonderfully in about 40 minutes
02:25:00
They uh, they're totally making it a tourist trap just to make money and they're probably going to ruin it
02:25:05
And the moment that they took over the wf started funding it
02:25:09
There has been zero excavation ever since they showed it was like at five percent because they think it's nine football fields
02:25:15
26 acres giant. Oh, yeah
02:25:17
And they've only done five percent and it's currently the current progress is five percent
02:25:22
Five percent at 2018 is five percent. They have not progressed and now it is also at five percent. Yeah
02:25:29
See, we there's no progress. Um do bumpers
02:25:33
Progress
02:25:36
Oh, yeah, gotta do that
02:25:42
I'll just it's also a rabbit hole
02:25:45
Oh shit
02:25:47
Well, see I we got I got I got a bunch of uh notes here about rabbit hole with uh chemtrails and whatnot
02:25:54
But we just have to save that since since it's not really related to roughshod roughshod roughshod
02:25:59
Oh, wow, you always have a problem with it
02:26:03
Not that word. I was actually glad i'm like, wow, he finally picked a word I can pronounce
02:26:07
Oh, oh nice
02:26:09
Oh shudden freuda
02:26:12
Since it doesn't have to do with roughshod we can just do it next week the the chemtrail rabbit hole
02:26:18
Yeah
02:26:19
I forgot what rabbit hole we just hopped down
02:26:23
Oh, I am drawer
02:26:25
I totally forgot
02:26:27
I clicked I put it there it is. I imagine
02:26:31
That right now you're feeling more important to them for about 250 000 years of the labor
02:26:47
So dry these videos up
02:26:49
No, I get it what?
02:26:51
They got tired of doing the work according to them for about 250 000 years of labor on earth and also according to them on mars
02:26:58
This is in the text. They call it lamu and so they decided to go to war against enki and lil and anu
02:27:04
Because their demands had not been met. So they went to meet them
02:27:09
They go to these go up in the right order
02:27:11
They go to that same structure that was discovered where that gold mine is located
02:27:15
I was like, holy crap. There is some link here to gold specifically exactly
02:27:19
I don't know, but I know if you're an advanced civilization
02:27:21
You need gold and the people that you have working it for you probably think you know
02:27:26
Why this is happening to me all week?
02:27:29
This is happening to me all week
02:27:31
So if you have people they need gold, you know, they're going to need gold and he just talks about it like it's a fact
02:27:38
Obviously this has been happening gold. This has been happening. That's not what people look for. First thing you look for is fresh water
02:27:44
Oof
02:27:45
Well, I get it where you know, it's shiny look. Oh shiny. Oh, look, it's pure. Oh, look we can honestly
02:27:51
It does have value
02:27:54
But if you are well
02:27:57
Invest in gold because it'll always be worth something
02:28:04
Seriously
02:28:04
If he's talking about niburu or whatever and all that shit. He's talking about that. The only reason that they
02:28:10
Inhabited earth with us with their semen on us is so that we could be gold slaves basically
02:28:16
Which is proven by the pyramids. That's
02:28:18
Maybe that's I don't know if that's what you get
02:28:20
Maybe I shouldn't have stopped just to adorn or to adorn yourself or in recognition of the gods
02:28:25
So they'll wear it and they'll utilize it but not for technology
02:28:27
um, but what's crazy is they go to war they go to get ready to go to battle and then enki says
02:28:33
I have an idea that will stop this war
02:28:35
There's an existing being on this planet existing not something that doesn't exist existing
02:28:40
We can add our essence to it with a slain god
02:28:43
So they're talking about taking the dna of genetics from one of themselves
02:28:46
And mixing it with the dna of the hominid that was here
02:28:49
It's not specified whether it was you know, an ape man or anything, but they don't specify in the tablets
02:28:54
But to create a worker being and they began to do this genetic modification
02:28:59
Probably disconnecting some of our dna making genetic modification to us to get us to take orders from them
02:29:04
They inserted something called a worship gene
02:29:06
Which was just discovered recently that human beings have a gene inside of them that can be turned on and turned off
02:29:12
It can be turned off in a lab
02:29:13
We turn off with a magnetic field around your head
02:29:17
You don't want to worship anything outside of yourself
02:29:19
You look inside and when it's on you look to get something from the outside. So this is incredible
02:29:25
uh
02:29:28
Yes inside of us, yeah to make us worship them how genius that's incredible because then you're not a slave anymore
02:29:34
You're doing this for the honor of the gods and for people who think this is all this talk is really crazy
02:29:39
Yes, I want to put i'm one of them that we talked about this the other day that during the
02:29:44
Was it which war was it where the soviet union was experimenting?
02:29:48
Was it it was scientists in the soviet union, correct?
02:29:50
They're experimenting with creating a chimpanzee human being hybrid that they would probably send to war
02:29:56
Yeah, so instead of having regular people we would make this monster
02:30:00
Yes, this freak, you know ape man and send him to war and have him crush the enemies
02:30:07
Uh-huh
02:30:11
They weren't really gods they knew themselves that they weren't the creator of the universe but that day um
02:30:16
They masqueraded as gods on this planet just like we did when you know when different versions of human civilization would find primitive tribes
02:30:24
You know like the cargo cargo cults the cargo cult that you talked about in your documentary
02:30:28
That is so fascinating that during world war ii planes landed on these remote places and these people built
02:30:34
Mock planes to show like what the thing was that came to visit them that they thought were like gods wild
02:30:39
Do you think that if the anunnaki are real and if if nibiru really exists and there's another planet with highly intelligent?
02:30:47
Beings that are far more advanced than us
02:30:50
if that's the case, do you think there's
02:30:54
A more advanced and more advanced and more just like we are to chimpanzees
02:30:58
They are to us and then another race is to them and then it just keeps going on and on forever until you're god
02:31:05
Absolutely. I believe there's there's levels to the game just like there's levels in terms of how we live on this planet
02:31:09
Yeah, we have the first world second world third world
02:31:11
Just here on earth now magnify that as a fractal as a universe as a whole
02:31:16
You have civilizations that are a million two million
02:31:18
Maybe even a billion years ahead and every universe progress every every i'm not universe every civilization progressing within the universe at a specific rate
02:31:25
So you can have beings that have already maybe even shed their corporeal bodies and only exist as beings of energetic light
02:31:30
And then you have everything all the way back down
02:31:33
In the emerald tablets of those he actually says
02:31:37
Incarnate at will on and in the plane he desires
02:31:40
He claims to be able to incarnate whenever he wants and even into other dimensions, which is wild that's next level
02:31:46
Yeah, that's next but it does make sense that if we're capable of doing what we're doing
02:31:51
We're talking about your phone the samsung galaxy s24 ultra with zooms and all this different shit
02:31:56
That's magic to someone just 200 years ago
02:32:01
And if we keep if it keeps going and you keep like playing this out as far as possible
02:32:06
It kind of makes sense. There would be levels to the kind of intelligent life that exists in the universe beyond our comprehension. Yeah
02:32:14
Yeah
02:32:14
Yeah beyond our comprehension that's
02:32:17
That's what fascinates him. That's what fascinates me
02:32:20
Yeah, well, no. Yeah. Yes. Yes. No
02:32:25
I'll play them all
02:32:27
Play all the yes those
02:32:28
I don't have yes. Yes
02:32:31
That's the only one I have. Oh, he has the no. Oh, oh
02:32:37
He's got them all
02:32:38
I
02:32:39
One of us one of us had to slow down the soundboard if you you picked up on that a few. Oh, geez
02:32:45
No, it's been brilliant lately
02:32:48
Brilliant lately because i've stopped
02:32:51
No, because drawer is that good?
02:32:56
Yes
02:32:56
No, I I will
02:33:08
Instead of quality then yes, you are correct. He's really good. I mean he is so fucking good sometimes
02:33:18
I I see that I see the back end of the compliment there. Um,
02:33:22
But uh, no, I appreciate drawer and all he does
02:33:25
He really is behind those those
02:33:29
Yeah behind the curtains. He is is something something else man
02:33:34
See you you learn how to play the drums and then you master the drums and when you start to get to that point you realize
02:33:40
It's just like art. It's sculpture what you take away from the rock is way more important than when you leave behind
02:33:47
When
02:33:49
the timing
02:33:51
And quality of a drop is more important, which if he does drops all the time. He's bound to get the timing eventually
02:33:58
Just by just by sheer numbers
02:34:02
Yeah, I can't I don't know if I can articulate the quantitative qualitative, uh argument right now but um
02:34:10
There is some merit to quantity
02:34:15
Sure, that's what I just said. Yeah, your broken clock is right twice a day that sort of thing. Sure
02:34:20
Yeah, the quantity. All right. So for example, this mosquito took a huge quantity of blood blood from me. Yeah, it did
02:34:28
And what do you think happened? How did that work out for him?
02:34:32
qualitatively terribly
02:34:34
So
02:34:35
The moral of the story is this is a zoo. This is zoomed in
02:34:39
On one of my vertical blinds
02:34:42
Wow
02:34:43
Oh, wow
02:34:45
First of all, that's your blood right?
02:34:48
Well, no, so I looked around I didn't so it's one of somebody in my family's blood. I think possibly right?
02:34:53
Yeah, so your blood runs through their veins. So it's still so
02:34:57
It's all my blood. It's all my blood. Yeah, but when it landed on the I thought I was killing a fly
02:35:02
That's how big and fat it was
02:35:06
Wow, oh, yeah. Yeah, it looked like he had a belly full
02:35:10
Yeah, that's that satisfaction right there that is I mean I ran roughshod over him I think he did
02:35:18
With no regard
02:35:20
No regard. I don't know why mosquitoes mosquitoes get a bad rap. Like if he I felt like I
02:35:27
Or somebody in my family severely benefited him, right? So I mean, yeah, I didn't I didn't start it
02:35:33
right
02:35:35
Right now now if it had a cute fuzzy tail and eyeballs that I could see
02:35:39
For some reason humanity has a different gene. Maybe that's the compassion gene put in us by aliens, but whatever it is
02:35:46
I have no remorse. I want every mosquito watching to know
02:35:50
What happened to you if you come near?
02:35:52
Yeah
02:35:53
Oh, you're running roughshod over the mosquitoes. Uh, did you notice?
02:35:57
you probably weren't paying attention much to the monologue, but did you notice that I
02:36:01
I it looked like I was going to run roughshod over the spanish inquisition
02:36:06
But I actually set the record straight
02:36:09
and told everybody
02:36:11
that in fact the spanish inquisition
02:36:15
was just
02:36:17
questioning and reporting to the
02:36:19
proper authorities who
02:36:21
Handled the the carrying out of a trial and execution
02:36:26
And there were quite a few executions, but they're all carried out by a secular government
02:36:31
Court system, uh, the the spanish inquisition was simply the clergy
02:36:36
Clearing the air about their true faith
02:36:41
Um heresy was their main enemy there
02:36:46
Because if people people state your faith incorrectly that's a straw man argument first of all
02:36:53
and secondly
02:36:55
it really
02:36:56
It shakes the foundations of the the social construct that is being used to
02:37:02
control the population
02:37:05
Friggin drawer
02:37:08
Hell yeah
02:37:14
Where in the world is
02:37:26
The world
02:37:51
Friggin drawer on the breeding drawer show
02:37:55
I'm your co-host
02:37:58
Drawer nope now you can on my left
02:38:02
Now you can be the drawer
02:38:04
I'll be brady. Let's see. Now's your time. Hey, i'm brady
02:38:08
buh-buh-buh brady
02:38:13
You got nothing yeah, oh, yeah, I i'm i'm putting in overtime we're a team here
02:38:24
I'm putting it in. It's fragile fragilance live
02:38:29
Where are you sticking it?
02:38:30
Holy crap, what are you you're still on a plane?
02:38:33
Yeah
02:38:35
Yeah, but he landed so he is somewhere. I did play the tag. So
02:38:39
Oh, yeah. Oh, he's somewhere. Where the hell is he?
02:38:42
Oh, where'd he get to?
02:38:44
It's pretty easy to me. I mean obviously he flew for
02:38:48
Two hours he didn't go down. He's not flying on some island. So he probably
02:38:53
I say it's texas
02:38:55
Yeah, you wouldn't go to atlanta to fly like to maine. You wouldn't go to atlanta to fly anywhere
02:39:00
But south. Okay. Oh, but he would go to atlanta to fly to florida. Miami
02:39:06
Miami florida who the hell would stop in atlanta to fly to florida an idiot. Oh, that's a 15 minute flight
02:39:13
Sorry, we just can't make it
02:39:15
Well, why would he be in atlanta? Okay to take a delta
02:39:19
West okay
02:39:20
I thought atlanta was a delta hub. So you're gonna fly there almost no matter where how long
02:39:25
He could have two in two hours. He could have made it to friggin la man. No
02:39:31
Not in that not in a normal plane
02:39:34
No, this work doesn't go to la something that makes sense a midwest like industry town
02:39:41
Two hours you gotta be maybe get to chicago from here atlanta
02:39:45
Why would you fly direct?
02:39:47
No
02:39:49
That doesn't make sense. Um, new mexico
02:39:51
He's in uh, he tricked us the whole time. He's home. He was flying
02:39:56
This is this white home. It was gonna be like home
02:40:01
Uh
02:40:03
Where the hell okay, this one's got me i'm uh, I don't I don't have any clues to work with i'm gonna go
02:40:10
Do we get questions?
02:40:12
Are you in the usa?
02:40:13
Are you are you still in the 48?
02:40:17
I can see it. Oh, no, he's he's in texas. It is texas
02:40:21
Are you still in the 48 united?
02:40:23
continental
02:40:24
Yeah
02:40:25
All right
02:40:28
Oh
02:40:32
Montana
02:40:34
I don't know what kind of the wind blows through the water
02:40:38
Oh, this is sweet. Never mind. Hold on. Give me a nope. Hold on. Don't don't give up
02:40:42
What's today
02:40:44
Oh, man, the internet's incredible, oklahoma
02:40:48
It's oklahoma
02:40:52
That's the song he was singing
02:40:54
He's making this drawer face
02:40:59
But where oh, uh heartsville jackson, is that the the airport you left from
02:41:06
Yeah
02:41:09
Jackson oklahoma
02:41:10
That doesn't even make sense. Um atl. Yeah, it was atl. I saw it on it was to heartsfield jackson. He left there at
02:41:17
No one calls it. What time was it?
02:41:22
Atl page two I say I can't even spell atl holy shit page four page five
02:41:30
Although it was
02:41:38
Yo-yo
02:41:40
Jackson are you in jacksonville?
02:41:46
Charlotte are you in charlotte?
02:41:49
No
02:41:52
Yeah, oh you're in oklahoma I didn't hear oklahoma. Oh, yeah, oklahoma man
02:41:58
Well, then I should stop guessing. Are you in oklahoma?
02:42:01
Yes, I said that yes
02:42:03
But what's where in oklahoma?
02:42:05
Name one city in oklahoma
02:42:08
Pretty much kansas city, oklahoma
02:42:12
Jackson oh, there it is. I found you delta two four seven one, right? No
02:42:17
Wait, kansas city, oklahoma. Kansas
02:42:22
Don't tell him his flight number he'll never land it's not his flight number
02:42:28
Oh
02:42:30
And he's already off he's off it he landed he made it
02:42:38
Nice work drawer. Holy crap. Did we ever figure out what city in oklahoma he is in?
02:42:49
That I found but I didn't want to really say it because i'm not an idiot
02:42:52
Do you want me to really say the flight number because I have it?
02:42:55
Thank you. Yeah
02:42:58
They can't oh, he's so polite
02:43:01
Um, all right, so he's walking off now any terrorist whatever he's in he's in tulsa on flight two four seven zero
02:43:08
Nice, i'm gonna bomb that flight immediately
02:43:14
Two four seven
02:43:15
Two four seven zero. Oh tulsa. Wait that spells rant that spells rant
02:43:23
backwards upside down
02:43:25
in a mirror
02:43:53
I think we can get drawer all the way to the end. I think we can get drawer all the way to the end
02:43:55
Is hotel
02:43:57
You think so? I was wondering how long you guys gonna stick around. Yeah. Yeah, we're we got you
02:44:03
Otherwise i'm just gonna pull out my computer and play a few drops
02:44:08
No, no, no, we'll get we'll get you all the way there all the way we're good
02:44:15
So is that my
02:44:19
It looks amazing so is that my washcloth in his mouth
02:44:24
No, uh, is it I thought it was a cookie or some kind of fucking treat. Yeah, it's it's
02:44:37
Won't need a chocolate ding dong. He likes the vanilla ding dong. Oh, I see. Yeah, he does
02:44:44
But the weirder one is is
02:44:48
Bald drawer, that's one of my favorite
02:44:50
It's his first trip to the bathroom since
02:44:54
Getting on a flight. Oh, that's just for you
02:44:57
All i'm having is cheering you on tonight
02:45:00
No, I love that. You send me spiritual messages
02:45:04
Hey that didn't get saved
02:45:15
That's awesome
02:45:21
Sounds can you do me a favor? Can you go drink a cup of water? Yeah
02:45:28
Asmr drink
02:45:30
No, you're gonna need to drink some water. You're a little dehydrated my friend
02:45:34
Yeah, that was a lot
02:45:36
Yeah, i've been drinking beer at the fucking airport all day
02:45:41
Bright yellow beer
02:45:43
Sounds like someone's got a case of the mondays
02:45:45
Days this one too except for the random glasses half on half off. I think bald drawer is amazing
02:45:55
Wow, that's crazy
02:45:58
Yeah, more handsome. Yeah
02:46:01
Yeah younger slightly more handsome. Yeah
02:46:05
Yes
02:46:06
I know. I wish I had my stupid clips
02:46:10
Well, I don't want to muddy the waters
02:46:16
Oh
02:46:28
We need a muddy waters bumper
02:46:35
We've got a muddy water bumper
02:46:38
Are you kidding me?
02:46:40
I waited the whole show for somebody to bring up some type of muddy watered statement
02:46:44
I think with the the the clip that I just shared about nibiru or whatever. It's usually you yeah
02:46:52
Oh
02:46:54
Everything money's waters. I'm money's waters all the time
02:47:00
I got a brief glimpse. You guys went through those the rogan clips
02:47:04
Yeah
02:47:06
I don't know. What are you?
02:47:08
I don't know
02:47:10
Oh god. Yeah
02:47:12
I mean some of it's not that's my wheelhouse
02:47:14
kind of uh interesting
02:47:17
Um, i've been watching that guy, uh car
02:47:21
Yeah, i've never heard of him but uh, he he made a lot more sense than uh, than uh, uh, terrence howard did
02:47:30
Oh god, yeah. Oh, yeah
02:47:33
Here's the thing about terrence howard if you can say your name in reverse and it still sounds like a name howard terrence
02:47:41
It's it's like two first names I don't trust anybody with two first names
02:47:45
See, I don't trust anybody if you if you talk
02:47:49
Slow enough and make people
02:47:53
Wait anything you say
02:47:57
Might sound smarter than it is. Yeah, it seems that's all that's all that terrence howard
02:48:05
Does
02:48:07
Yeah, so you guys you guys watched whatever video
02:48:11
Jesus christ, shut the fuck up. You guys were watching whatever video. Um, you shouldn't be smoking weed in the bathroom
02:48:18
He's setting off the alarm
02:48:21
We watched two of the clips
02:48:24
Yeah
02:48:26
Oh, I watched a video you guys watched that old weird looking lady that looks like a man
02:48:32
Um, I got some random dude break break stuff down
02:48:35
I don't know how in depth she went but it was like a 40 minute video of this dude kind of breaking down like everything
02:48:40
because
02:48:41
um
02:48:42
There's a lot of stuff that he gets wrong that s right that s turned. Um periodic table was really just somebody that just
02:48:50
Was just screwing around with it. It really doesn't mean anything but he takes it as like this gospel for some reason
02:48:57
But um, it's like a fourth grader explaining physics
02:49:01
I want to believe
02:49:03
Rogan I cut it out, but rogan in this. Um,
02:49:06
This episode he does reference harris howard and this guy I guess is friends with terrence howard. So
02:49:12
It is kind of um
02:49:14
I don't know scary. You can be friends with somebody that's a complete idiot. Yeah, but I don't know I have two idiot friends
02:49:21
I can think of right off the top of my head
02:49:23
Rogan has a lot of those sites on his podcast and a lot of times it's like, okay they
02:49:27
some of what they say is
02:49:29
Speculative some of what they say is factual. I felt like that was that kind of dumbed down joe rogan's
02:49:34
joke
02:49:35
in my opinion
02:49:36
Yeah, but he'll let anybody on he does just because you're on there talking for four hours doesn't mean what you're saying
02:49:41
It has any reality to it. Uh, yeah, but he was he was
02:49:46
The way he was he was he was placating he was totally uh, yeah not not quite patronizing because then that's rude
02:49:53
But that's joe rogan's skill though, he'll make anybody feel welcome enough
02:49:58
He's never i've never heard him really rip on anybody unless they steal his jokes
02:50:02
Oh, yeah, right. Then he he rips me a new asshole. Then he has a problem which rightly so
02:50:09
Talking to you dang cook blocking drawer out of the airport
02:50:13
I know this is my one of my favorite parts is all the people that get as close as they can to the conveyor because like
02:50:19
they
02:50:20
Right. Oops. Sorry, man
02:50:22
Why are airport floors always so fucking awesome and extravagant is it because
02:50:28
It's the first place that it's the first place that you see or is it just because
02:50:33
They want it to last or is it just a waste of money?
02:50:37
The marble floors and airports are quite quite extravagant
02:50:42
It looks like a movie theater
02:50:46
Just outside of the movie theater or sparkles
02:50:52
Crazy
02:50:57
It says wait for baggage here on that yellow line
02:51:00
I should you should be waiting for baggage back where i'm waiting for baggage
02:51:02
You can see the baggage and then guess what when we see your shit in the line
02:51:06
Then you walk up and grab it. You got these people just block eating the entire fucking thing
02:51:11
Right, you can never grab your shit because they're in the fucking way
02:51:13
My favorite is when I post up have a spot and then before I know it
02:51:16
There's like five people standing right in front of me and then my baggage comes and they're all in my way
02:51:22
My favorite part
02:51:25
Story of my life driving in the right lane
02:51:29
I want to turn if there's a left turn lane a straight lane and a right turn lane and you're going fucking straight
02:51:35
Why would you ever stop and get over into the right lane and block everybody turn right?
02:51:39
Jordan's never been in the straight lane
02:51:45
Right correct
02:51:46
Correct
02:51:49
No, I want to listen to more more of this doofus talk about
02:51:53
Because it's another galaxy at this exact moment called the sagittarius dwarf galaxy not the sagittarius constellation
02:52:00
That's something totally different
02:52:01
We are absorbing this you just ask us what our sign
02:52:04
Galaxy at this exact moment people thought for all these decades looking or even hundreds of years looking up in the night sky seeing that
02:52:10
Swap across that's the milky way. Guess what? We've been wrong the whole time
02:52:14
This is now being taught in universities and astrophysics
02:52:17
so what you're looking at you're looking at the absorption or the
02:52:20
Uh the merging of the sagittarius with the milky way galaxy
02:52:25
And the exact point where it merges and drops into the milky way
02:52:30
Is right where our solar system is located
02:52:32
Which would explain the rogue planets that we know that are out there
02:52:35
There's millions of rogue planets that have no sun. They're just floating free around
02:52:38
There's planets and solar systems that are orbiting far beyond the orbit of pluto in our inner oort cloud admitted by
02:52:44
By astronomers now that there's other solar systems within this inner oort cloud area orbiting our sun every 4200 years
02:52:51
So all of a sudden, uh, that's cory powell the astronomer, uh at discovery magazine, by the way who said that so this is pretty interesting
02:52:59
We're talking about the fact that our solar system itself is an implant into the milky way that we come from
02:53:04
Sagittarius, we're not even part of the milky way galaxy
02:53:08
Okay
02:53:10
when they're
02:53:11
Looking at our own solar system
02:53:14
They have an understanding that there's a thing called the kuiper belt that's out there and there's so many objects in there
02:53:21
They're small and that's one of the reasons why they decided to declassify pluto as a planet because there's other objects real similar in size
02:53:27
And all those other planets, but they think there's something large out there
02:53:32
They think there's something large out there that they haven't yet identified because of the way
02:53:36
That gravity is responding like what is the reason for well
02:53:41
what happens is they discovered that in some way millions of years ago something moved through our solar system and captured its own weird or
02:53:47
And what's crazy is the evidence is in our solar system
02:53:51
So saturn and neptune switch locations because of a gravitational field uranus has flipped on its side
02:53:58
It looks like billy carson. It's its equator. It's north and south not east. It's billy carson, and they know that
02:54:03
Hit or something gravitationally, I thought it was so hard that it flipped sideways and never
02:54:11
System way out beyond over the pluto and this thing captured its own orbit. This is in the
02:54:17
Creation this exact process that's been described now by astrophysicists and astronomers
02:54:22
Is an ancient text that we can read and we can see. Oh my god
02:54:26
This is exactly what this text is saying. It's talking about the creation of our soul
02:54:29
It's on the tablets that go beckley tepe also
02:54:33
It even talks about the equation. Is that right?
02:54:36
Which is the number one reason why we need to get they estimate with uh, sonic gram or whatever through the ground
02:54:42
They estimate that there's hundreds of these tablets and they've only what five percent we said earlier
02:54:48
These tablets could reveal the secrets to our existence past present and future if pet present even exists
02:54:54
It says that when marduk aka nabiru a moon of nabiru crashed into tiamat it broke into pieces
02:55:02
Wait
02:55:04
He said he said he said nabiru different in the same sentence. He said nabiru and then nabiru
02:55:11
Nibiru nibiru
02:55:15
No, no
02:55:29
Pieces and became the hammer and bracelet
02:55:31
That's the asteroid belt one giant chunk swung away recoalesce with the with everything water land and organic material needed for life and became
02:55:38
the earth
02:55:38
tugging with it the moon so
02:55:41
It's pretty crazy that the creation of this planet itself and it says that it pushed the net force pushed
02:55:47
Mercury closer to the sun and pushed venus closer to the sun and then we took the third spot in place
02:55:52
Around our orbit around our sun and then uh, of course
02:55:56
We have mars which used to be a moon a habitable moon of tiamat a planet
02:56:01
That was four to six times larger than earth and it slung into this crazy orbit
02:56:05
that's why mars has this weird orbit and you have to
02:56:07
You have to uh rendezvous with it if you're nasa or anybody trying to rendezvous with mars every two years
02:56:12
Doing this in apogee or perigee. You have to apogee or perigee
02:56:16
80 million miles and other ones closer
02:56:18
So if you run into it rendezvous every two years you can capture
02:56:21
The orbit of mars and you can actually get there in four months
02:56:23
And then they looked at it and said wow they meaning astrophysicists. This looks like this mars
02:56:29
Wasn't originally in this type of orbit
02:56:31
It must have been orbiting something else in our solar system
02:56:33
Which it was one side is charred black and the other side is smooth. So the side where tima exploded
02:56:39
Those chunks hit mars on one side created a very charred side and the other side is a smooth surface
02:56:45
In the solar system, which is because of the global flood that that created and then mars's axis on its equator
02:56:50
Is tilted 45 degrees on its axis, which means the the mass shifted it down 45 degrees
02:56:56
They had a major global catastrophe there on that on mars
02:56:59
Uh, and then after mars you have another little planet that survived called series c-e-r-e-s
02:57:04
Which is also a result of this tia mod exploding people don't even talk about series
02:57:08
It has the most fresh water on any other planet in our solar system more more fresh. Where's this location?
02:57:13
That's the next planet after mars series. Really c-e-r-e-s
02:57:18
sir
02:57:19
He's like a black flag
02:57:23
Wait, he's like a black neil degrasse tyson
02:57:27
That's not what I learned about series planet what
02:57:35
Um, he keeps talking about dog clouds
02:57:40
Fort fort cloud
02:57:45
Randy randy orton cloud. Oh
02:57:49
The boys randy orton, okay, so I I actually looked up the mount rushmore of professional wrestler deals
02:57:56
Uh, okay, so the the I said, uh rowdy rowdy piper
02:58:02
Yeah. Oh certainly. Okay. No, no, but heels rock is number one for bad guys
02:58:09
They go no no for bad guys it goes vince mcmahon
02:58:14
Rowdy rowdy piper rock was a good guy
02:58:19
vince mcmahon
02:58:20
Bad guy. Well, yeah. Yeah, of course everyone starts with a bad guy
02:58:25
I mean mankind. I mean like mitch foley was a bad guy, but uh, but you know undertaker's
02:58:32
The ultimate good guy, but he's on the bad guy list, too
02:58:35
Uh triple h also been a bad guy
02:58:38
Right. They've all been bad guys
02:58:41
You just yes who's made the most money?
02:58:44
Uh, no, no, no, you gotta go by the best bad guy
02:58:48
No, if you're if you're if you're what they call them in the in the it's called a mark a heel it's real
02:58:53
That means you're an idiot and you think this stuff is real and you gauge it. Okay there
02:58:57
They're uh, how much ronnie ronnie piper was successful as a heal
02:59:01
All that matters is how much money they brought in and the people that made the most money were hogan rock stone cold. Yeah
02:59:08
um, yeah
02:59:10
You who's third who's fourth? He's lost even more money than he's made. So
02:59:15
He's kind of a piece of shit in my opinion
02:59:18
I can't find that planet anywhere
02:59:20
serious
02:59:23
Two eyes or some crap
02:59:28
I just think it's just horseshit. Yeah. Yeah, it's clearly it's billy carson
02:59:36
I know who goes by who's a grown man that goes by billy billy black black grown man
02:59:42
I don't mean to be racist, but he should be william
02:59:44
Well, there's the other
02:59:45
Oh
02:59:46
What?
02:59:48
Billy west and that should be william
02:59:51
That's the voice of so many cartoon characters. It's the voice of the honeybee from cheerios
02:59:55
It's the voice of the ninja turtles. It's the voice of uh, who is billy carson from future. I'm gonna know billy west
03:00:00
Oh, oh, he's the only grown man who's named, uh, who still goes by billy billy
03:00:06
Billy is a kid
03:00:13
Billy oh billy
03:00:15
I'm kind of disappointed. I had a nice fucking
03:00:18
I had a nice setup the tear brady a new asshole when it comes to chem trails
03:00:23
Yeah, we'll save that. No, we got this
03:00:25
We'll we'll save that for next time. I got a couple new drops. Oh, yeah
03:00:29
I usually sign off by now, but I did
03:00:32
This is your show
03:00:34
This is the last show
03:00:36
What are you doing so
03:00:46
We'll do a button we just do a button right hit the button
03:00:54
Yeah, hit the button says jar, um, yeah we do a hit the button show
03:01:00
You drop it if you can
03:01:02
on your phone
03:01:05
Serious minor planet designation is a dwarf planet. Okay. I found it. Okay. Geez
03:01:12
Uh
03:01:14
I guess it says it's a dwarf planet
03:01:17
It is
03:01:18
But then it says it's called an asteroid
03:01:20
Sears series series is so much bigger and so different from its rocky neighbors a scientist classified as a dwarf planet in
03:01:28
2006
03:01:30
Yeah, that's what made declassified pluto looks a lot like a moon
03:01:37
But
03:01:37
Really took out a lot of heat for that
03:01:42
But didn't didn't billy just say that it was covered with more water than any planet
03:01:48
Other than earth
03:01:50
Look at it. Is it frozen water?
03:01:54
Well, yeah
03:01:56
Yeah, it's really cold out there it doesn't it's so cold out you don't even understand how cold it is
03:02:02
So, let me get we can inhabit this planet you just have to synthetically heat it a thousand degrees every day every second
03:02:09
Every inch every square inch that sounds as stupid as settling texas
03:02:16
right
03:02:17
No offense texas. I mean you got it right now, but like two or three blackouts more and you're done california
03:02:22
You're done louisiana. You fucking are under sea level. Let's get realistic and settle places where we can actually survive without help or a sump pump
03:02:31
Right, I mean, right
03:02:33
Katrina only happens once and then it's shame on us. If you didn't move after that you might be a redneck. Yeah
03:02:44
speaking of redneck
03:02:47
I like the way that it it goes close like I can bring it closer. Yeah, you can touch it. It's it's pulsating
03:03:01
It's no matter how fast I do it at my age it doesn't
03:03:07
Oh, that's perfect time you want me to bite into it an onion like it's an apple
03:03:14
I can do it. I can recreate the stunt
03:03:17
Yeah, there you go. Wait, wait for it. Wait for it. Wait, wait, wait, wait
03:03:34
Disgusting yeah, i'm like you're not going to leave it in your mouth though because your your brain knows that you just did it
03:03:40
It's way different the next time
03:03:42
I'm, sure. I mentioned the buddy of ours that ate goldfish at one particular party. We had like 13 20 goldfish
03:03:48
They were it's just gross
03:03:51
they were feeder fish for a uh
03:03:55
I don't know what the heck we had
03:03:57
I don't he had a fish that he had a bunch of goldfish feeder fish and then we had a party and every time we
03:04:00
Somebody come over. No, you did not just bite an onion
03:04:03
Yeah, or or eat a goldfish in this case
03:04:05
So he kept having to do it over and over again and over and over and over and over
03:04:10
Oh, that'll get you sick
03:04:12
It got him pretty sick. You will have to ask him about it. Please call in
03:04:17
Wait, we have more comments. I will eat a goldfish, but you can't fill up on goldfish
03:04:26
Uh, that was spicy, holy crap, I did that for jordan. I can't even see him. Wow, brother
03:04:32
You're still hanging in there brother went over to rumble with us. I didn't think he did that. I thought he was on youtube
03:04:36
He's in canada
03:04:39
He was playing, uh, he was playing where in the world is jordan and again
03:04:44
Streamyard, what the fuck comments don't light up
03:04:46
It didn't tell me there were any comments again, but there's two
03:04:50
It's a lot stream yard
03:04:52
No, I've noticed in tulsa. He was right
03:04:55
I've been watching the same podcast for years and uh, I noticed in the top right corner of the screen. It said
03:05:03
stream
03:05:05
Stream, whatever it is called stream. Yeah. Yeah, you know what that means?
03:05:09
They're all totally totally free version right at least at least we're sophisticated enough to play us pass
03:05:15
To
03:05:19
Play the small
03:05:20
I played a small flea
03:05:24
A small flea
03:05:26
Okay, which means which means which means if and when we ever make our first couple of pennies
03:05:32
It goes to recoup all that of course
03:05:35
Obviously, or we throw a party one or the other
03:05:38
Oh
03:05:40
Can we have ice cream?
03:05:42
No
03:05:43
Ice cream and liquor floats
03:05:47
Do those exist is there liquor with ice cream
03:05:50
Hell, yeah
03:05:51
I I put it with it all the time
03:05:53
I would have a blender out here. But why the hell don't I have a blender out here?
03:05:59
Do you have electricity
03:06:01
Yeah, okay. Yeah, I get the lights on
03:06:04
well as I said that I
03:06:07
I stopped and then I oh, oh my phone's plugged in
03:06:14
Do we lose drawer does he know he's not on there? That's all right, though. I guess he's got nothing
03:06:17
No, i'm playing drawer. I'm drawer this evening
03:06:21
I just wanted to let let him know in case he was talking or
03:06:24
When i'm using my phone, I heard him. Okay last ingredient. This is for bob
03:06:31
Thanks for calling in
03:06:33
I got the utenac video incoming
03:06:36
Uncut. Oh, really?
03:06:38
Not today. Um, yeah, well, I will have it
03:06:41
Maybe we should just play that next week. Yeah all day long non-stop. Yeah, just play it
03:06:48
And I so we talked about replaying the show and everything and I can't there's this dick and there's a dick on youtube
03:06:54
I'm, not going to mention any names because I want to support creators
03:06:58
But he does like one show every so often and then just replays it
03:07:01
So you sit there and watch it and then even though it says replay on the upper left corner
03:07:05
You know who i'm talking about dickhead
03:07:07
He uh, he bans everybody so I don't know how he has any followers and then
03:07:13
He's just the animosity and pissed offness that he's you know, portraying himself as a live youtuber
03:07:19
But is never live
03:07:22
Is the reason why I don't want to do that with this show
03:07:25
We might get seven or eight more followers
03:07:29
The heel I don't mind playing the villain
03:07:34
Well
03:07:35
I'm sure we can really piss off our viewers by showing a replay of the show but like the eutanac that's different
03:07:40
That's a live. That's there'll be a live event of something that people have never seen before right?
03:07:46
The problem is is every time I watch this show I try to interact and i'm like
03:07:51
Wait a minute. This is this is from fucking
03:07:54
a while ago
03:07:56
right
03:07:58
Yeah, i'm like a live show
03:08:00
People stop people will stop checking in for the real show because there's just that show you see the clip right fuck you
03:08:14
So is oklahoma your final destination
03:08:18
Yeah, it's also
03:08:21
I think it was closer, right? I did that. I did that. Yeah, we're good there
03:08:29
Pluto is 14 times bigger than series the planet with a c
03:08:36
I like series
03:08:42
Who's gonna win the series between uh, memphis and uh
03:08:47
It's not memphis, is it? Uh, is that sports?
03:08:51
sports, yeah, boston celtics are in the finals against uh
03:08:57
Some town from texas whatever
03:08:59
All right, man, dallas maverick
03:09:02
Dallas maverick see now I like the um
03:09:05
It's edmonton oilers versus the florida panthers for the stanley cup
03:09:11
So normally I would root for root. I would ute for louis a
03:09:15
yeah, I would root for us a but
03:09:19
Hockey in florida just never sat well with me
03:09:24
Right, um, obviously
03:09:28
Uh, and it sounds like a
03:09:30
Uh, yeah, it sounds like a arena football team name or like a ladies soccer team
03:09:37
I'm not seeing it in my app, but I have a confirmation number through my work
03:09:39
I don't know why i'm not seeing in my do you know what they genuinely did?
03:09:43
Well, they suggested michigan send, uh, arizona a bunch of water
03:09:48
From our great lakes so that they could open up a water park
03:09:52
Yeah, not arizona. Not arizona nevada
03:09:57
I've been there. Thank goodness. They said no
03:10:01
But could you imagine like who who builds a water park in the middle of a desert
03:10:09
I would
03:10:12
I don't believe you. I don't believe in anything. Oh
03:10:16
Oh
03:10:18
So you're no, that's not true. I believe
03:10:20
I believe in my neighbor. No, no, no, no
03:10:25
I was just that was a joke. It was a joke. I believe in plenty. I believe in myself. I believe in people
03:10:29
I believe in the driver in front of me every fucking day whether I have to or not
03:10:34
Bless you bless your heart
03:10:38
I don't
03:10:39
I try do you try to just drive and not pay attention to the drivers behind you?
03:10:44
I can't i'm every time I stop i'm always like oh my god
03:10:49
Just wondering and then just heard about it. Did you hear about the illegal alien that smashed on van dyke?
03:10:54
m53 expressway
03:10:56
That's why I left that area
03:10:59
Illegal alien in a box truck did not stop right now going south. It's closed. So you got to get off on hall road
03:11:07
And he didn't see it and he smashed into a car and killed him killed two people a mother and a daughter
03:11:15
He didn't stop construction
03:11:18
But the point is is he he was here. He had a cdl. He got a cdl in michigan, but he's
03:11:23
Didn't even have a work visa was not supposed to be here in any way shape or form
03:11:28
Wow, it doesn't seem that's how badly we need drivers
03:11:32
I quit driving
03:11:35
That's how badly we need voters
03:11:37
Do you miss it if you had an opportunity to get a route where you were would you take it tomorrow?
03:11:45
Yeah, I would get it what yeah, I would all right, dude, I work
03:11:50
I
03:11:51
Enjoy traveling. I don't have to do it through airports and shit
03:11:53
But the part of the time in my car where I get to just drive is some of my most favorite time of the day
03:11:59
I know that's why I keep inviting you out here, but you've shown up twice. George's never been here
03:12:06
I've got the coolest place that i've ever seen
03:12:10
And george never even stopped by he likes driving too. He drives a lot
03:12:14
He drives he's been seeing his girlfriend in novi or or uh
03:12:20
that area
03:12:21
And he's he lives now by me and he's never seen me on my my dream
03:12:27
Property was a disc golf course and all the dogs in my barn and my friggin I can disc golf and make a knife
03:12:35
People that you've never seen before will come out of the woods and offer you mushrooms. It's bizarre. It's weird. It is crazy
03:12:42
You can't even believe it
03:12:45
Um, normally i'll see people driving by on like atvs or horseback
03:12:50
But the other day it was it was nutty. They were uh
03:12:54
They were uh, I I would like oh, sorry i'm interrupting. It's the first time i'll show that i've absolutely
03:13:00
Completely just falls out interrupted. I just ran roughshod over your story
03:13:05
Attaboy
03:13:07
We did a door story without your drawer, but I made it up and I don't think it was even true
03:13:12
The next time I want to come over is when the band is playing
03:13:17
Oh my god, yeah
03:13:19
Uh, I'll tell you what the drummer just lives there. So like you you're a drummer
03:13:24
Of course, it's the drum. Why if if it was the guitar player or bass?
03:13:29
Uh, oh, yeah. Yeah, you have to go to the drummer's house because that's where the kid is
03:13:34
Of course, no, it's not
03:13:36
Yeah, it is that's where the drum kit that's where it resides that's where it hangs out and and his barn is
03:13:43
Magnificent. He's his whole property. He's got a pool and like gardens and like my girlfriend
03:13:50
He's a real deal. He's the real deal man
03:13:53
Okay, we heard it your girlfriend
03:13:56
Sir
03:14:01
Can't even see the other her dad has a band he's the lead singer and gets and a guitarist
03:14:06
He has a drum set that he does not play because their drummer quit and so they needed a new drummer
03:14:11
And so that's how they were enticing and smart man
03:14:14
It's so that that tells me that it's cheaper to spend a thousand dollars on a half-assed drum set than it is to deal with
03:14:21
the drummer
03:14:22
Yeah
03:14:23
Yeah, because drummers suck
03:14:26
Yeah, sorry, they're the only thing worse is a singer
03:14:31
Uh gold tender in hockey
03:14:34
Uh, those are the weird dude on the team
03:14:36
Did you say goaltender?
03:14:38
in hockey
03:14:40
Yeah
03:14:41
Yeah
03:14:42
I think goalie
03:14:44
goalie
03:14:45
Goalkeeper, okay
03:14:47
between the pipes
03:14:51
Goal
03:14:53
I'm gonna i'm gonna
03:14:54
Totally give a hockey hack right now to any professional team that wants to take this but this I want to put it on record
03:15:00
Get somebody who's like 700 pounds. Oh, yeah help put the skates on there and just
03:15:08
Do more at four into the net so he literally fills in every every inch every rack of that
03:15:14
Yeah, yeah, just squeeze him in there game over
03:15:18
All you got to get is your offense is to score one goal. You win every game one nothing
03:15:23
Why hasn't anybody tried this
03:15:26
I know patrick wah kind of did if you know anything about his uniform, he changed the rules
03:15:30
He wore such a big uniform that when he put his arms out they went all the way down to the ice
03:15:35
It looked like an eight. He looked like an angel
03:15:38
and then
03:15:38
They made sleeves only to be able to few inches from your arm after that
03:15:44
Um, do we have the uh, the fight where the goal the goalie fight?
03:15:49
Roll the clip brady
03:15:51
I don't
03:15:53
Oh, we all we don't play clips on the braiding door show. I'm, sorry
03:15:57
We don't resort to those horrible tactics. We just review the show wrap up everything we did which we pretty much have
03:16:03
I know the only thing I have left left is the worst rapper in the world
03:16:08
No, no, we're saving that for door
03:16:12
No, oh yeah
03:16:16
No
03:16:18
The reason why I wanted part of the show to be on the show is because I can't tell the difference from this
03:16:23
and fucking jay-z
03:16:27
Okay, oh no
03:16:31
What just changed shit, oh there it is
03:16:39
Yeah, I don't know if chore can pay enough attention not that you'll have to for more than a second
03:16:48
Of course at first I thought the sound wasn't working but it's just that good of production
03:17:14
Did he say what makes you think you're that one jew back
03:17:18
And I did it to me seriously my girl. What the fuck was that?
03:17:22
You know the dudes that you do to me. I'm telling you right now, my dear
03:17:37
Now but I know she wants me back because every time she tries to walk away that part's pretty cool
03:17:43
Something wrong with that and I don't know what it is right now, but I know she wants me back
03:17:49
I know she wants me back. It's a little pitchy every time she tries to walk away rap isn't singing
03:17:58
No, she wants me back, I know she wants oh my god
03:18:04
Oh, he did a little echo there
03:18:13
Was
03:18:22
I like that. He's committed to the words regardless of the pattern of the rhyme. He's like i'm saying what I need to say
03:18:28
Right, I guess it's so stupid
03:18:32
That's retarded
03:18:46
For me
03:18:47
Right there that sounded exactly like eminem
03:18:53
That is sarcastic and mean
03:18:56
No, no i'm being a hundred percent serious right now. I know
03:19:00
And it is sarcastic and mean
03:19:04
He listen that's he's nailing eminem, right? He's literally going through each little style
03:19:17
Whoa, wait, did he just say what I thought?
03:19:22
Oh, hold on there's captions
03:19:30
What are you gonna do niggas
03:19:32
He said what are you gonna do niggas?
03:19:51
Wow, okay, that's
03:20:00
He knows she wants
03:20:03
Because every time she tries to walk away
03:20:05
Something's holding on and I don't know what it is right now, but I know she wants me back
03:20:12
I know she wants me back
03:20:14
Because every time she tries to walk away
03:20:17
Something's holding on
03:20:22
Like
03:20:30
I think I think I get it. I think I get this guy. I hope I get this guy
03:20:45
I don't think it's a joke. Oh, come on
03:21:00
Do
03:21:06
What sorry he's uh
03:21:07
I dropped the link in the uh, regular cat when this is done. There's something similar. That's not rap. It's uh singing that uh
03:21:13
I've been a fan of this guy for a while. His name is beau. Beau. Daddy harris, but
03:21:28
This guy
03:21:30
I know she wants me back
03:21:32
Because every time she tries to walk away
03:21:35
Something's holding on and I don't know what it is right now, but I know she wants me back
03:21:41
I know she wants me back
03:21:43
And every time I try to move on to I keep on coming back on you
03:21:49
I know what everybody's thinking so i'm gonna say it
03:21:52
There's no way in heaven hell as above or so below that this woman wants this gentleman back
03:21:59
No
03:22:00
This might be a reason why
03:22:02
Not even close. This is a prime reason. I know that you want for that
03:22:05
But no matter how much you help it you're going to be going
03:22:20
Yeah, you can sing I have to go piss myself
03:22:28
Do I dare is this is this guy is this punching down is this person all mentally there because his eyes tell me that he
03:22:35
May have down syndrome right off the bat
03:22:37
Oh, he does not
03:22:39
Then that's very mean of me to say
03:22:42
Yep
03:22:43
It is
03:22:45
But I don't want to be retarded
03:22:49
Too late, I got a feeling that i'm right
03:22:52
Oh, this is this is brilliant, so this is not a joke I will tell you
03:22:56
Oh, no
03:22:58
Oh, no
03:23:00
Tell me it's not
03:23:02
Why isn't my pulse the video, right?
03:23:04
Yeah
03:23:06
Full screen
03:23:09
I didn't know it doesn't seem to want to do it. I know. Oh, there it is
03:23:17
Still not full screen though. No, it isn't
03:23:23
Huh, that's why all we get I know I know why because I zoomed in oh on zoom
03:23:47
Wait a second, wait a second. I know this song
03:23:50
This is this is crash test dummies, isn't it?
03:23:59
You love that song don't you it's all about guy I do
03:24:04
It's called that's it. Yes. Yeah, this guy just ripped off
03:24:20
Is
03:24:20
I assure you your face is going to be on him next week though
03:24:44
Is he standing on his knees or is he really short
03:24:50
Everything be right in the moon is a way to be with you
03:24:58
Let's go on our love
03:25:01
Whichever way it wants to
03:25:05
Watch out for a plane in the background
03:25:24
Is
03:25:28
His baritone's amazing if it was a better production and his lips were synced with the actual audio
03:25:36
I don't think it'd be that bad
03:25:39
Would it be that bad what do you think jean-luc? What do you think kirk?
03:25:45
I've been super nice too since uh, you know, I didn't want him to leave but now i'm gonna have to do it
03:25:52
Oh
03:25:53
He came back just in time I was ready to hit it
03:25:57
I haven't hit it once today
03:26:02
Yeah, cool find my jabber
03:26:06
I said it but I didn't play it. I know you jabbered
03:26:12
I heard you jabber
03:26:15
All right here in jabber when it's not there as above so below
03:26:21
This is a new record for me. Seriously, like I can't do the math on it, but it seems like three and a half hours
03:26:27
I'll go for uh, 24 more minutes
03:26:31
As above so below
03:26:34
Gary
03:26:35
Uh, try to test me on something like I know everything
03:26:41
Okay, ask me anything anything at all
03:26:50
Do
03:26:51
Do we have a deer flag? Yes, we do. Um
03:26:58
Oh, maybe not oh no we do
03:27:05
Is he going to his computer I thought he was gonna go to it
03:27:09
Um, I am a six foot seven trans
03:27:15
Uh hetero
03:27:18
And uh, i'm at an airport and I just left car rental, uh, I don't know
03:27:26
If there's enough
03:27:27
You
03:27:35
Dear flagi i'm
03:27:37
Fortunate to have a great relationship with my in-laws. We live half a continent apart
03:27:41
So although we video chat often we get to see them in person only two or three times a year
03:27:47
They are recent retirees and we are planning to relocate together to a new location
03:27:51
That is closer to my family and would be a desirable place for them to send spend their retirement
03:27:57
Holy shit, this is a long one
03:27:59
Do you have do you have any deer flagis ready that are have to do with rough shot?
03:28:04
All right
03:28:05
During their last visit my husband talked with his father about our concerns for her health and when her father spoke with irene
03:28:10
She went ballistic
03:28:12
No
03:28:13
Flagi, I don't know what to do
03:28:14
We're excited about moving the same town as my in-laws so that we can spend more time with their grandkids
03:28:19
But if she's not being honest about what's going on
03:28:21
I won't be comfortable having her in my in my easily distracted father-in-law spending time alone with our children
03:28:29
I would also like to plan for our future, but there's a lot of methamphetamine use and we are
03:28:37
wait
03:28:39
If I can't bring up this issue with her i'll eventually it'll eventually damage the relationship
03:28:45
Should I stay quiet or should I be ready to step up dear flagi?
03:28:50
What should I do signed
03:28:52
Sitting in the wrong seat in tulsa
03:28:55
Did you put the crystal meth in like accidentally or is that really part of the story?
03:29:01
Is that your advice?
03:29:04
the methamphetamine
03:29:05
It would be an absolute shame if something could be done to address her at methamphetamine
03:29:11
Addiction and it was ignored, but we love her
03:29:16
Is they what
03:29:17
Irene collapsed twice in one day. She had to be taken to an emergency room. Her doctor was not notified
03:29:24
Yeah, she has cognitive decline not methamphetamine addiction, but I tried to make it more interesting
03:29:32
Right, yeah, why wouldn't you
03:29:35
So yeah, should you should she let her kids be with the uh in-laws that are either distracted or
03:29:42
old enough to be
03:29:45
Yes
03:29:46
Yes
03:29:48
legally, yeah
03:29:49
Yeah reasons. Yes
03:29:52
Kids are resilient. Absolutely. Yes
03:29:55
What about what about it?
03:29:57
What about if they were doing cocaine and methamphetamine is it? Okay, then
03:30:01
Yeah, it's fine. It's fine
03:30:03
That's actually good for them
03:30:06
Broken good for everyone
03:30:09
Strong children
03:30:11
tough times
03:30:14
Stronger generation, okay
03:30:17
brilliant
03:30:25
That was probably our best uh ass flag segment ever
03:30:32
There's more oh hit it
03:30:39
Okay
03:30:47
I
03:30:47
Know no idea if they have anything to do with the show. I'm just randomly picking
03:30:51
Dear flaggy my boyfriend and I have been together for eight years
03:30:54
We live separately and I live with my son
03:30:56
The problem is my boyfriend says he loves me but doesn't seem to be spending time with me
03:31:01
He would rather mow my lawn than spend the same amount of time just hanging out with me
03:31:07
Do I need to go any farther I mean no, no, no, I I don't feel like hanging out with her any
03:31:14
More either
03:31:15
I'm more long though
03:31:17
Right, dude, the guy the dude would rather mow her lawn than hang out
03:31:21
Yeah, okay. That says it. Oh, yeah, that says enough right there
03:31:25
Yeah, you're all set. We used to see each other several times a week, but he goes into my son's room to play video
03:31:31
No, i'm kidding
03:31:32
Are you charge you forty dollars to mow that lawn?
03:31:36
Seriously before we would get together one night a week for beers and a sleepover
03:31:41
Now he will come over for an hour or two for drinks maybe twice a week in the evening
03:31:45
But not for a long visit not much else. I have asked him repeatedly to go for a walk with me
03:31:49
I feel lonely and undesired
03:31:52
I think we should end the relationship
03:31:54
Yeah, but i'm but i'm afraid I won't find somebody else
03:31:59
right
03:32:01
What
03:32:02
That's a great reason to stay with somebody that sounds like it's gonna really work out buddy
03:32:07
Oh, yeah
03:32:08
So I feel lonely and undesired
03:32:10
Uh, I don't know what to do. I don't know how to have a real conversation with him without him getting angry with me
03:32:18
But you're saying right there. You don't know how to have a real conversation with him. I mean you haven't even tried
03:32:23
Listen lonely and undesired. You're
03:32:27
You're undesirable
03:32:30
Please help me figure this out
03:32:33
I think he already figured it out
03:32:36
Yeah, he did for her
03:32:40
It's a she right
03:32:44
It's always a she oh
03:32:46
Good, you have the gender right? I had a 50 50 chance
03:32:51
like a coin flip
03:32:55
Oh the gravy train one more
03:33:07
Dear flaggy
03:33:09
Over the course of 12 years my husband and I have gifted more than four hundred thousand dollars in down payment money to our adult
03:33:15
daughter and her husband
03:33:18
Both are in the mid 40s. I I gave them most of this money behind my husband's back
03:33:23
Wow
03:33:25
Recently my daughter has been pressing me for more money. Gee, I wonder why saying good good grandparents parents help their kids
03:33:34
So I gave them 1200 a month in cash and student loan payments
03:33:38
I have done this for 10 years. I finally told my husband about my deceit
03:33:43
And he's being incredibly forgiving
03:33:46
Of me he understands I have insecurity issues and I worry about losing my daughter's love. What the fuck?
03:33:53
And and content
03:33:56
No shit dude, that's four that's like a million dollars in my head
03:34:00
Right, it's a million dollars outside my head two years ago. Our daughter told us due to our difficult personalities. She needed boundaries
03:34:08
what
03:34:09
So give me the money but get the fuck out of my life because you have difficult personalities
03:34:13
Yeah, maybe it's the animosity for all the money you owe. Sorry. I'm getting distracted
03:34:17
Yeah, she needed boundaries and my husband and I were allowed to visit only one week a year
03:34:21
They live 3 000 miles away
03:34:23
This came as a shock since my husband cared for our grandchildren from birth
03:34:27
Until they moved away when our kids were four and six so they raised the kids until they were four and six
03:34:33
Yeah, we have traveled with them and they thought and thought that we were close
03:34:36
Given all this I told my daughter I felt manipulate manipulated and I was giving them a two month notice before ending the monthly contribution
03:34:44
So she's still giving them the money
03:34:46
Right. I know she she has now cut off all contact with us blocked all cell phones and social media. I'm devastated
03:34:53
I feel hopeless and i'm seeking counseling. I can't shake the feeling
03:34:57
I'm at fault your thoughts
03:35:00
We got this you're at fault. You're correct. You nailed it. Um, you spoiled that rotten
03:35:07
Person and made us terrible human being great parenting. Good job
03:35:14
Now you get to pay
03:35:16
And sadly, so does everyone else in this woman's everyone else and forever like criminy's sake great job
03:35:24
Excuse me
03:35:26
Excuse me waitress
03:35:27
Do you know what would go good with my french fries? Do you know what would go good with my french fries?
03:35:32
Do you know what would go good?
03:35:33
Instead of saying do you have ketchup?
03:35:36
That's what this woman fucking that's what this woman created. Yeah
03:35:40
Karen
03:35:41
She made karen super karen
03:35:43
Although I also don't don't like the idea of holding your kids
03:35:47
love and attention and
03:35:50
Visitation hostage based on your own insecurities and difficult personalities. That's crazy
03:35:57
Would good go good with these french fries?
03:36:00
That's brilliant brady
03:36:03
Dude that's that's it. That's how people that's how most people act at acts for shit
03:36:15
So
03:36:15
And they're saying what to do the the restaurant should just know it's not my fault for being an asshole to them
03:36:20
It's the restaurant's fault for not even having I want vinegar. I want vinegar with my french fries vinegar and fries
03:36:26
Yeah, you know what else is good with fries?
03:36:29
And it's the only thing I hate it on every other thing on the planet except for ranch
03:36:34
dressing
03:36:35
Sure, but ranch goes good on everything. No, I know I ran right to my ice cream ranch without the ranch flavoring
03:36:43
Oh, okay
03:36:44
Put ranch on anything. Yeah, then
03:36:46
French fries
03:36:48
No french fries and no problem. Oh
03:36:52
Oh male. Yeah. Well, yeah, that's
03:36:55
I'd put mail on anything. Hey, I'm half canadian. That's a canadian thing. Yeah
03:37:01
The whole onion I was way ahead of you on the canadian thing
03:37:07
You are you were way ahead of me on everything but that's by design I go I I go in like
03:37:12
20 speed on this and I play the dumb bumbling idiot
03:37:16
anytime you say anything about
03:37:19
See, I forgot I can't even think of a smart thing
03:37:21
I always say who's that explain that for the audience so that they know
03:37:27
Theorem is simply a squared plus b squared
03:37:31
I know
03:37:31
What the best thing about a good show and a good joke is obviously timing
03:37:42
You said that way too fast, right? That's the joke of
03:37:55
When the hell is door get into our hotel room
03:37:59
for christ's sakes
03:38:03
if
03:38:03
He doesn't get to our house
03:38:04
I just want to see the room what drawer would say right now is what do you mean by that for christ's sake?
03:38:12
Oh, yeah. Oh, did I say that?
03:38:14
What does that mean?
03:38:16
Oh, okay. So oh my like there was this there was this. Oh my fucking god. What is that? What do you mean by that?
03:38:24
I won't say that. Oh my fucking god, that would that would be mother earth, right?
03:38:30
Wait, so so if you're black you can say nigger and if you have wear a cross you can say oh my fucking god
03:38:35
I don't think that's how these things work
03:38:39
Because I just did both and i'm not black and I don't have a cross on so either i'm gonna be my ass and or burn in
03:38:45
hell
03:38:49
So I was
03:38:50
I was helping somebody today and they kept asking me if they would get the new juice because she had a
03:38:55
Open juice and an unopened juice
03:38:57
Okay, and I kept she said like three or four times and I finally said the new juice they're called christians
03:39:05
I know you didn't I did I did and she did not
03:39:11
Oh
03:39:13
Dude, that's hilarious
03:39:15
She probably is a holocaust supporter. She probably is gonna vote for joe biden
03:39:19
Oh
03:39:25
It's pronounced hummus, all right, do you have the onion clip ready shout out to pita way
03:39:33
pita
03:39:35
pito
03:39:38
Pita way pita way. It's the which onion clip. I don't have an onion clip which onion clip
03:39:48
Is
03:39:48
Does the onion still exist that satirical freaking
03:39:51
Fuck. Yeah. Oh, yeah
03:39:54
We could do an onion story every uh, I just figured like it probably got old by now everyone would say ha fake news
03:40:00
We get it. Huh? Okay
03:40:02
Well, you know when they're you know
03:40:03
The only time they make the news is when some dumb ass other news outlet runs with one of their stories like it's real
03:40:09
Right
03:40:13
Oh, why are people so stupid
03:40:17
It makes that's my question makes it a good easy learning curve
03:40:22
Will you see somebody on their cell phone or somebody being a dumb ass?
03:40:25
Don't take all the time and energy out of your life to point laugh or move for safety. Just take them
03:40:31
Overtake them and move on with your life
03:40:32
The slower and dumber they are the easier your life is as long as you don't have to interact with them
03:40:37
If you have to interact with them then
03:40:39
Assume they're all idiots and god help you. You said take them. I thought you were promoting kidnapping
03:40:45
Take them. Oh, yeah, take them pass them
03:40:47
Pass on no rough shot. Somebody was supposed to say yeah run rough shot over them, but yeah
03:40:54
I assume everyone has down syndrome
03:40:59
That's a safe bet see and the person that I was trying to help earlier too they keep getting disappointed
03:41:04
They're way older than any of us and I said you're still surprised and they're like yes
03:41:10
No
03:41:12
And I was like just assume and it's 2024 it's way worse than when you were out in the world
03:41:19
You have to assume it's way worse, you know, it is anytime I have any expectations they are let down and i'm disappointed
03:41:29
So my advice before closing the show is
03:41:32
Plan for everything and expect nothing
03:41:36
And under promise and over deliver and everybody will be much happier around you including
03:41:46
What the fuck is that
03:41:52
A manly colored chevy. I'm like that weird red colored chevy. That's some assholes driving in the little video clip
03:42:00
Where am I supposed to go?
03:42:01
Are you in some kind of uh, you just came back by the way drawer so nobody heard anything you said till just now
03:42:07
Are you riding or driving like ever?
03:42:11
Um, yeah, yeah you were gone you were gone for a long time
03:42:16
What are you talking about? I was gone for a long time
03:42:19
You were gone for about two to two to four minutes and then you just came back
03:42:22
You're in a parking garage, dude. Obviously you're having signal issues
03:42:26
Yeah, i'm also having fucking technology issues where's the fucking screen for the fucking goddamn map it was just fucking there
03:42:33
so
03:42:34
My wife did that in our in our new toyota and it fucking answered her
03:42:41
Where the fuck did the car play go it was just fucking here
03:42:46
Yeah
03:42:47
Maybe because you came back to me. I I did you did you sync up with it with your phone to bluetooth because I think
03:42:53
Kicked you out. Yeah, and then as soon as soon as I came back it kicked you out again
03:42:57
So we're wrapping up anyway, unless you got anything else or if you want to wait to get back to the hotel
03:43:02
No, i've just got a large
03:43:04
bitch that doesn't matter at all, but
03:43:08
I've already bitched enough about it today, but
03:43:11
What's her name?
03:43:12
It's the asshole that was at the delta counter
03:43:15
So I get to the airport and i'm i'm a notified like immediately like that. I'm my my flights being delayed
03:43:22
So I go right to the fucking counter and I talk to a person immediately
03:43:26
And i'm like can I get because like pretty much I just wanted to be there like I don't care
03:43:30
I got a shit ton of overtime today. I worked almost fucking 20 hours so far now
03:43:35
um
03:43:36
Great can't fucking beat it, right?
03:43:38
Drank all day at an airport. Yeah, I love people always people always complain and apologize. I'm like dude. I'm i'm good
03:43:44
Don't worry about me. Yeah. Yeah, i'm getting paid by the hour the longer you take the more money I make
03:43:49
um
03:43:50
So the main thing was just getting to
03:43:53
A hotel so we could do the stupid podcast
03:43:56
Yes, stupid podcast fucking world, but it is it is when you're trying to get to it. I know it is. Yeah, right
03:44:03
and so um
03:44:06
I i'm like are there any other flights that like are sooner than this one because this one is going to get
03:44:11
There at fucking midnight or whatever the fuck and he's like, oh, oh, yeah, there's there's one at five five o'clock
03:44:17
I'm like, well, I need I'd like to get on that one. He goes. Oh, yeah. Oh, no problem. Oh, yeah
03:44:22
the app when you're in the air the
03:44:26
Authorized parking only is this where the fuck do I get out of here?
03:44:30
Not in the no outlet fucking signs blow guys
03:44:35
Nobody counts on signs anymore, so they don't even put them up to make any sense
03:44:37
And they don't fix them when they're wrong. They just count on your fucking app
03:44:41
But i'm following this son of a bitch
03:44:44
And he's about to do what I just did he's about to do the exact same fucking thing I just did um
03:44:53
Yeah, fucking delta authorized parking only unless that's their fucking
03:44:59
Exit sign is way up there
03:45:01
Um, so I I the guy's like, oh, yeah, it'll update when you're in the air
03:45:05
You don't have to do anything. I'm like so I don't have to touch anything like don't go in there
03:45:08
Don't touch anything. Don't pick a alternate flight or whatever. Oh, no. No, it'll be just fine
03:45:13
Well, guess what? It wasn't just fine because you know what what happens when there's a layover to a fucking place
03:45:17
Everyone's trying to hop on the fucking flight that they can get on and guess what?
03:45:21
It was that one and guess what that one filled up and guess what?
03:45:25
I got kicked to the one that didn't fucking want to be on
03:45:27
So guess what fucking delta agent when fucking someone tells you what the fuck they want you fucking give it to them
03:45:33
You don't fucking be lazy because you don't want to go on your fucking computer and switch shit
03:45:37
Oh, yeah, it'll just update on its own fuck off
03:45:40
It didn't you fucking cost me a goddamn episode of this goddamn show, but I got to make a lot more money
03:45:46
But um, no, this is bullshit. I hate when I fucking when you just trust someone, you know in your gut that you want something done
03:45:52
And someone suggests something and you fucking trust their ins you trust them and then you realize
03:45:57
Fuck those people i'll never fucking trust a dipshit again like that
03:46:01
My fucking honeymoon dude same thing
03:46:04
We walked we came up to the thing we were a tiny bit late this is way before covet way before take your shoes off
03:46:11
And we said hey, do you think instead of just going instead of just going past everybody and going to the gate?
03:46:18
She's like we should stop to see
03:46:20
If we're gonna make it so we stopped to ask and we ended up getting screwed
03:46:24
She's like, oh, you'll never make it. She trained. She cancelled and transferred us right then and there at that first plate. We're like
03:46:30
What no, wait, we want to try and make it and they're like, oh you won't and then because we asked by the time we
03:46:35
We sat at the gate and the joke was we looked we're like, hey, look at see that plane right there
03:46:38
See everyone boarding
03:46:40
That was our original flight that would have been direct to fucking
03:46:43
All because we listened to this stupid bitch at the fucking counter and we did the right thing
03:46:48
We were and we didn't stop her and say are you sure we're like even every bone in our body
03:46:52
Every intuition says that you're a fucking idiot and this is wrong
03:46:55
So that goes back to what I said earlier to gary. It's 2024
03:46:59
Assume everybody's a fucking idiot
03:47:02
Just assume that and you'll be fine
03:47:04
I was pissed and so I went to the nearest agent which was like the the person I talked to was nowhere near where my
03:47:10
Target where my well, whatever my my
03:47:14
Gate gate was yeah, fuck these terms
03:47:17
um, and so
03:47:18
I fucking went to the nearest delta agent. I got a visit to her
03:47:23
And so she tried to get me on standby for the flight that I was supposed to be on and she supposedly did
03:47:28
And so I mentioned to her i'm like well
03:47:29
I'd really like to talk to the person because I don't want to like I don't want you to absorb any of my like my
03:47:33
Anger or my freaking you know annoyance
03:47:36
You know i'd rather have him absorb it because he deserves it and she goes well
03:47:40
She goes well
03:47:41
You can you can go and talk you can go down and talk to him and i'm like
03:47:44
Oh, it's all the way down at the other end of the other end of the airport
03:47:46
She goes well, you can take the tram and in my head i'm like that's a good fucking idea
03:47:50
I didn't take the tram I walked but it was literally at the other end of the airport
03:47:53
I walked my happy ass all the way down there
03:47:55
Um, and of course the asshole wasn't fucking there anymore
03:47:58
And so I vented to the lady that was sitting next to him. I ended up getting like three. I ended up getting three
03:48:04
I don't know why it's twelve dollars, but I ended up getting three twelve dollar vouchers
03:48:07
So I got free food. Yeah, I got free food and then used my work money to pay for a bunch of beers
03:48:14
nice
03:48:16
Sounds like a fine monday
03:48:18
Right. Yeah, best monday ever twelve dollars fourteen dollars ridiculous
03:48:23
I hate checking into a hotel though, like right almost right when you got to get up and fucking check out though
03:48:29
That always kind of sucks
03:48:31
Yeah, it's early in the morning
03:48:34
I'm, like, you know what?
03:48:35
I wonder how long I could just sleep in my car and and refund my money
03:48:39
If i'm paying for it myself
03:48:41
I don't get to comp all my hotels because i'm my own business. The only person that pays for my travel is usually
03:48:46
me
03:48:49
So
03:48:49
So I had I did have one weird unique thing happen one time I was trying to get a hotel early in the morning
03:48:54
Um, I forget what we were doing. We were driving around and we were just looking for anywhere to fucking stop and sleep
03:48:59
and so
03:49:01
I ended up checking into a hotel in person and it was already past
03:49:08
I think
03:49:09
I think they're 2 a.m. Cut off. There's like so they got a weird 2 a.m thing. But um
03:49:14
So I ended up paying for the hotel but I actually got it for that night and then the next night as well
03:49:19
but I only paid once because
03:49:20
They charged me for the day, but let me check in early rather than checking in at you know
03:49:24
Fucking three o'clock like they normally do I was able to check in at you know, 3 a.m
03:49:28
And so I ended up making out. I don't know how often that happens. But um
03:49:32
Wait, you made out with the hotel clerk?
03:49:36
Yeah, he was hot
03:49:39
Gary's here, but he keeps coming in and out his signals horrid
03:49:42
Yeah, that's why I need my drops
03:49:46
It's horrific. I've been yanking on mine for almost a year
03:49:53
He's back
03:49:54
Yeah, I don't know what else is on my he's not do I keep cutting out my jacket? Yeah, you're cutting out real bad
03:50:03
Huh
03:50:05
I thought you left didn't you leave?
03:50:10
I signed out two hours ago, man
03:50:12
I said as above so below and you said again
03:50:15
I said as above so below and then you said like do it softer. I said as above so below
03:50:22
I don't recall that I'd say it backwards
03:50:26
I'm worse
03:50:27
Say just the words backwards
03:50:33
Absurd glove god blue
03:50:38
There's a good one so it's kind of funny but not funny
03:50:42
So I I uh, I was trying to watch the rumble because it wouldn't let me go on stream yard
03:50:47
I tried to get on their wi-fi. It wasn't enough to do stream yard, but and it was barely enough to do rumble
03:50:51
It was very laggy
03:50:52
And so I was just trying to skip around the stream
03:50:54
I ended up skipping around the stream where it was literally showing the guy sitting right next to me
03:50:57
And like he's sitting right next to me
03:51:02
I'm like, oh no
03:51:03
I wanted to interview mustache
03:51:19
See that would have been the perfect icebreaker to interview him at that was that mustache I want to interview mustache
03:51:25
So right next to me
03:51:32
Yeah
03:51:35
With the handlebar mustache I wanted to ask
03:51:44
He drives around a caravan it says I I look I see bigfoot
03:51:50
It was a very uh, indiana jones jones-esque hat. He had he didn't wear but it was on his knee the entire time
03:51:55
They kept rubbing against me
03:52:01
I like to rub against you. Can we get any higher?
03:52:07
Yeah, oh hell yeah
03:52:09
I don't know how I got it here, but I think I think I found it. I found it just outside the airport. I swear
03:52:17
Yeah
03:52:21
Your poor
03:52:22
Exactly
03:52:26
We lost
03:52:53
I
03:53:01
Can let go now
03:53:04
I know right
03:53:07
I'm not he's gone again. Yeah, the gimmick is get me higher not blow your fucking lungs out
03:53:15
What's the difference
03:53:17
I don't know your lungs actually don't get high your brain does
03:53:23
Right, but it starts with the absorption of the thc in my lungs
03:53:27
Oh, you know what?
03:53:28
Signals the dopamine in my brain to go fucking nuts
03:53:31
So gary last week had said he pointed to his brain and went. Oh, yeah
03:53:35
You know you're conscious because the reason I feel like i'm behind my eyes is because i'm behind my eyes
03:53:40
No, the reason you feel like you're behind your eyes is because I am behind my eyes because your eyes fucking see
03:53:46
And so that's why you feel like you're up here because it's your fucking eyes
03:53:49
It has nothing to do with where your frontal lobe is
03:53:51
You fuck
03:53:53
Where are you?
03:53:55
I don't know. Where are you?
03:53:57
We're in the german german
03:53:59
I don't think i'm able to hit it again. No, no, we can't
03:54:11
We've done can we get much higher three times we've done the german doriego
03:54:16
What's the mount rushmore of german doriego?
03:54:20
Get much hires, I just saw a billboard that says, uh buzz driving can kill
03:54:29
Much i'm definitely
03:54:31
I thought I could drink for bob tonight
03:54:38
Yeah
03:54:41
Yeah, I did because he's well he said alcohol that's a fantastic
03:54:51
Okay, all right you drank until you got a seizure
03:55:02
How does it getting worse
03:55:10
No, oh bless you
03:55:15
Oh, oh
03:55:20
Oh
03:55:25
So what's next week's topic
03:55:28
Something great great segue. So I am working and i'm unavailable. So i'll push the button and it's all you
03:55:35
Oh, it's like this week
03:55:37
We'll call a button
03:55:41
All right
03:55:45
I think we do one producer
03:55:49
Hopefully you have a better signal next week. Otherwise, that's gonna be
03:55:54
Well, I mean, how long does it take to get wi-fi installed a year and a half?
03:56:01
Two years
03:56:02
I know what they got to run away from the from headquarters, right?
03:56:06
So that's going to take a while to run those wires all the way from
03:56:09
The head
03:56:11
It's the brady and george show. They got to put in a new line
03:56:16
Wouldn't that be crazy
03:56:22
Fun fact drawer I actually have you ever looked up terence mckenna. I actually ordered cable
03:56:27
I actually ordered cable for gary
03:56:33
Yeah, yeah
03:56:35
You ordered it for him. Yep. I set it all up. All I all they had all he has to do is like click
03:56:40
Yes, and then it'll be there. He hasn't done that yet, has he?
03:56:45
I actually they have the house is cabled. It's wired
03:56:50
What the wires going right to it?
03:56:53
So I just plug them in it should be just plug in
03:56:57
Yeah, just plug it in
03:56:58
Yeah, I don't think unfortunately you need your modem to be provisioned and then activated
03:57:09
Provision like provisions
03:57:14
Provision it needs to be balls. It needs to be set up to be provided to you know provisioned
03:57:23
Well provisions like peanut butter and firewood i've got provision you both have glasses I don't
03:57:33
Although if I got my uh, these glasses give me provision
03:57:37
Oh, they do. You're right, right an amount or thing supplied
03:57:41
the active
03:57:42
something for you
03:57:45
These are bifocals. I actually
03:57:47
Can see two different ways that are better than you
03:57:52
I mean
03:57:58
I've heard four but my my father my father has tried focals
03:58:09
Try focals, what's he look like?
03:58:14
He looks like
03:58:15
Oh god
03:58:30
Isn't he in a video last week he is
03:58:34
All right, let's see how fucking smooth this process goes jesus fucking christ, this is the hotel
03:58:45
It's supposed to be
03:58:47
This is great
03:58:49
Okay, so we're gonna play a fun game
03:58:52
New to fladge rants. We're gonna guess the ethnicity of the hotel clerk. Don't go in yet. I'm gonna guess indian
03:59:00
Dang it
03:59:01
You can guess the same thing. That was the joke 100. It's gonna be it's two o'clock. I know obviously
03:59:09
Why is that though? You could be in tulsa, oklahoma. You could be in in. Yeah, it doesn't matter
03:59:15
No offense, uh, 7-eleven works the same exact way
03:59:21
Seriously if you're
03:59:22
At any time any day any place shit
03:59:30
Wait a minute. Maybe i'm right
03:59:33
That's just a customer
03:59:35
That is definitely a midwestern woman
03:59:38
Oh, wow, she
03:59:40
She chops firewood justin
03:59:43
She chops firewood, holy crap, no, no, she's a big girl
03:59:49
And she's all
03:59:52
man
03:59:55
Fucking shit
03:59:58
Whatever kapuk and shit. That's the technical term
04:00:03
Okay, well
04:00:05
That's not your concern
04:00:09
Oh
04:00:09
There's the deer fladge look he pointed at it too. I finally saw the private chat. What what is up stream here?
04:00:16
You didn't even see that shit I thought
04:00:20
That's all right, we can they weren't they weren't that they weren't that theme specific they were close but yeah
04:00:25
I don't know. That was like, uh, I don't know part eskimo part mexican. What was that?
04:00:31
What was that
04:00:33
She
04:00:33
You know what i'm thinking indian I think we were right it was just unusual I think so but there was like
04:00:41
I don't know if it's a mexican or eskimo. There was something something not in tall not in tulsa. They're all in guatemala
04:00:49
Well, how did she jesus did she sound midwestern
04:00:54
Did she sound midwestern or did she sound way more eastern than that? No, she sounded pretty normal
04:01:01
She didn't seem pretty normal. Whoa. Whoa. How hateful are you? What does normal mean?
04:01:07
Normal to us peach peach colored unwell spoken. What does that mean? I don't know. I'm sure she probably calls her
04:01:14
Soda, she probably calls it pop. I'm sure I don't know
04:01:18
No
04:01:19
A little water fountain not in alabama. So oh, that's one thing we missed miss alabama
04:01:24
so it went around social media and the whole world basically that
04:01:28
That missed miss universe and miss usa was this big huge
04:01:34
overweight
04:01:35
woman
04:01:36
But it wasn't it was they they made it sound like they connected the two. She won some
04:01:42
Feel good about your body pageant. That was not famous. She was not miss usa or miss universe
04:01:48
She was like
04:01:50
Yeah, she was miss feel good about your body alabama or whatever, but there was a trans person
04:01:56
Uh, miss maryland miss maryland, uh, miss usa is trans
04:02:03
And part of me
04:02:05
part of me thinks that the whole miss miss, uh, alabama overweight was just a
04:02:10
disguise so that people didn't
04:02:12
Notice that miss maryland is trans
04:02:16
And that is the missing pageant
04:02:19
Yeah, did you miss some of that you cut out gary did you miss some of that
04:02:23
No
04:02:25
As much as I did
04:02:30
What my my point is I think that men are doing woman better than women
04:02:39
It won for the so the way the miss usa pageant works is each state has their own pageant and then each state gets a
04:02:45
Representative and then the winner of that is miss usa
04:02:48
Miss maryland who will rep there was a I don't know how many people are in maryland
04:02:52
But we should look they picked a trans as the best candidate to represent maryland in miss usa
04:03:00
Was it tucking is my question tucker I have no idea. I don't I don't need to look that much
04:03:05
No, i'm just saying when you say oh
04:03:11
Yeah, we're not allowed to say transsexual to determine if it had a penis or not
04:03:15
So I don't know if it was tucked or removed
04:03:18
Where but I don't I don't think that matters either way
04:03:21
either way, it's
04:03:23
I think it's it's taking a spot from I don't know. I don't want to say it because it'd make me sound hateful
04:03:28
It's just weird for me
04:03:31
But what they nobody's really she sounds hot talking about the overweight woman
04:03:40
Oh my god
04:03:44
They look you walk in
04:03:47
The fucking yeah
04:03:50
Here's the fucking bathroom door turn your camera horizontal a little bit. It'll look way better horizontal
04:03:57
Way better horizontal
04:03:59
Oh, it's upside down. Oh crap. Where's the light?
04:04:03
Where's the light switch?
04:04:05
Light switch is right fucking behind here. Who's the asshole?
04:04:12
So, hey, hey, what let's want to learn something want to do a more, you know
04:04:18
Wow
04:04:19
Yes, yes
04:04:26
Okay, so
04:04:38
That's great
04:04:48
I was almost gonna I was almost gonna stay there, but I didn't want to be tempted to gamble every night
04:04:53
I'll go there at least one night
04:04:58
Of course
04:05:03
The hustle and bustle of a casino
04:05:07
Okay, we get much higher so
04:05:19
205 crap
04:05:21
What uh, what kind of safe is in the room, let's see the safe
04:05:25
What do you want to?
04:05:27
I want to see
04:05:28
You can move the logo
04:05:32
Most hotel saves have a master key behind the logo. There it is
04:05:39
Behind what logo? Uh, I don't fucking that looks totally different
04:05:47
Okay
04:05:49
but it worked on the one mind you could just literally turn the
04:05:52
You could turn it and there was a little extra little keyhole there that you could put any little
04:05:56
screwdriver in to open it
04:06:00
That one I'd have to look up it's got the big fucking plug on that bitch
04:06:04
But I think with a magnet, I think most most of those you can manipulate with magnets. I'm pretty sure
04:06:09
most of them have
04:06:12
Key that you can put in something real simplistic to open and override
04:06:17
But we won't we won't show safe hacking that's probably not not wise
04:06:22
No, we don't need to do that. That's
04:06:24
It'd be dangerous. I was if it was the one though. There's one that has a gold plate on it
04:06:28
It literally is the brand of the safe and if you just slide the gold plate, you know, you hold it up with you with your
04:06:33
thumb
04:06:35
There's a hole that you can just poke anything that's straight long. It just opens right?
04:06:41
Yeah, it's too small for me to do that but you could try
04:06:49
I
04:06:50
Must fuck it. No, I was thinking I was thinking screwdriver or pen even but
04:07:02
And none of these safes look like yours, well, that's a nice echo
04:07:14
I have no idea what we're looking at the ceiling
04:07:23
So have you ever seen have you ever seen the youtuber that holds a tablet somewhere in I don't know what area and then people
04:07:30
Come and find him
04:07:33
All right back in business
04:07:37
Oh, that's some lot of echo there
04:07:39
I can mute the other one. That's fine. The other one's muted
04:07:43
It's so weird like I can't turn this I can't turn the stream all the way down. I don't know why it won't let me
04:07:48
Do it can't turn what the screen down the stream?
04:07:52
Oh, yeah, you can't just close the browser. Yeah, but I don't know why you can't why can't I just turn the volume all the way?
04:07:58
Down and leave it open. It's fucking stupid. Oh, there's dark here
04:08:01
You're super freezing gary. I don't you're coming and going
04:08:06
No, okay
04:08:06
I heard super freezy. I'm
04:08:09
Undo
04:08:12
Honest I'm no it's his signals literally cutting in and out. He doesn't think so. He thinks he's been here the whole time. He'll see
04:08:19
The best part is though is he's in denial of even of that
04:08:22
He won't believe in i'm telling him straight up and there's evidence. He's cutting in and out, but he's like no
04:08:28
I'm not i'm fine. Everything is fine
04:08:30
The show is starting he's all
04:08:32
And i'm like you got to move you got to fix it. He's like no it's fine
04:08:36
And he's been wrong the whole show
04:08:40
No, yes, yes
04:08:43
Exactly
04:08:45
That's the only I do like oh, yeah, so I don't know if you can hear but
04:08:50
No, and they're just gone now. Fuck. I don't know if you can hear but this is this is from last week
04:08:55
This is when I commented that he made a large swallow noise. He goes and this is this huge swallow
04:09:03
Yeah, I can't hear it
04:09:06
See I think some of that noise
04:09:08
Insulation kills it. I didn't I don't know. Yeah, so the best so what I figured out was
04:09:12
Turn off turn on uncheck everything except for automatically adjust volume and then see if it's see can you hear any better now?
04:09:23
You can't hear it at all
04:09:24
The fucking swallow at the end it kills it. I don't hear any sound except you talking
04:09:29
Okay, have you heard anything? I've played at all period no
04:09:33
Okay. Well, then it's i'm a dipshit
04:09:37
No, why is this not no the dipshits probably sitting there still talking disagreeing with me that his connection sucks where he's sitting
04:09:45
Let me know when you if and when you hear something why is this not working?
04:09:49
I don't know
04:09:50
So i'm using
04:09:52
Is there a caller?
04:09:54
No, I thought you had it set up
04:09:56
wrong
04:09:59
Oh
04:10:01
No
04:10:02
Oh, I hear that you can hear that right? Okay. Yeah
04:10:07
As soon as he's on the ping and we'll do the swallow, okay, here's the swallow
04:10:12
Oh
04:10:14
How do we know what's going in how do you know what's going in you see video with it, you know, it's so silly
04:10:22
This is I love um
04:10:26
This is uh, this is
04:10:27
Some somewhat of a mini what say you it's not 50 50 brady even if you've got two choices
04:10:33
It is 50 50. That's a point. If you hear any audio echoes
04:10:38
but
04:10:39
Name one other kind of echo that he's still talking
04:10:48
Gary listen
04:10:51
What's what say you
04:10:54
What's it?
04:10:55
Bullpen
04:10:56
Are you ready?
04:10:58
What happened to the drawer? I thought drawer was here
04:11:04
What say you what's short version
04:11:12
I guess let's see
04:11:16
What say you what what say me I can't swallow that loud if I tried
04:11:22
Oh this. Oh, yeah. Hold on
04:11:25
Oh
04:11:27
The gulp you want we'll get the try harder
04:11:33
Why don't you try harder
04:11:35
All right. Here we go. Here's the here's your 50 50 conundrum, which is a what's that? Which is the what say you?
04:11:39
This is the 50 50 conundrum. It is
04:11:41
Oh, no
04:11:43
Stop talking over it. It is 50 50. It's a coin toss
04:11:47
It's not 50 50 brady. Even if you've got two choices
04:11:51
All right, explain that to me wait, where am I? Oh, hi, here's my head. Oh what happened?
04:11:58
Exactly. Oh, no
04:12:00
I see
04:12:02
He's got no simulator. He's
04:12:06
Yep
04:12:10
Is that for pride pride month
04:12:12
Do you hate your rainbow kittens? My son came up to me the other day and said hey, do you know what june is?
04:12:18
Do you know what june the month of june is?
04:12:20
It's something else my girlfriend mentioned something and i'm like wait, it's probably it's women's
04:12:26
Some kind of something it is I want to wait for now
04:12:29
He's not going to come back. We're going to be waiting for a while for this. I've never seen a circle before like that
04:12:35
I love your rainbow. Nice. Good circle. I think you're ruining the circle
04:12:42
Love a new circle
04:12:42
Clip
04:12:44
He's back. Um, what happened to drawer do we lose do we lose drawer for good?
04:12:49
No, we're just losing. Is he the circle?
04:12:52
Oh, thank you. Yeah, so
04:12:53
I think because he can't yeah, I think he's right
04:12:56
He's fucking up. All right. All right. Okay. Yeah. Yeah
04:13:01
That was dry and he's right
04:13:04
I do love jesus
04:13:06
I do love jesus
04:13:09
You do
04:13:13
I think this is one of my new favorite ones right here. You believe in a god that is no good and all-knowing
04:13:21
Before if it gets hot like no three words, you believe in a god that is no
04:13:26
No
04:13:27
You believe in a god that no
04:13:30
You believe in a god that is no
04:13:33
No
04:13:34
That's not edited no, that's how it came out. No. No, I was almost gonna cut it off right?
04:13:38
I didn't know but I kind of wanted like his question to finish out just for the fun. Yeah
04:13:43
Yeah, yeah, let us know that he's continuing all the answered
04:13:51
Yeah, gary interrupted with a big no and oh brian's sitting there going can I finish
04:13:58
Some of the best things about a show and a joke is
04:14:05
The timing
04:14:07
so, uh, uh
04:14:09
June is no men's mental health awareness month. Okay. I thought it was something else. There must be something else
04:14:15
Because oh shit. I gotta clock out
04:14:18
They co-op it
04:14:19
I gotta I gotta clock out
04:14:23
Because it's because it's men's health awareness. Yeah, you gotta take some time for yourself
04:14:26
I also gotta move my truck. It's still sitting up front. I doubt anybody's gonna care
04:14:31
It's a rental anyway, they can tow it no, they won't they won't care until they start checking out in the morning
04:14:37
You're gonna talk
04:14:39
Give me a colorado
04:14:41
No, I think it's I think it's a silver auto. I'm not sure
04:14:44
laredo
04:14:46
Yeah, so, uh
04:14:48
Going back to we rode in it with you. That was fun
04:14:51
Going back to drops really quick. So I got I got a couple new bob bob ones
04:14:54
These are my favorite new bob ones
04:14:56
But the context here is the more funnier thing because you don't really know why but I don't know nothing about it, man
04:15:02
I don't want to say what?
04:15:05
So it sounds like he he sounds like he doesn't know what he's talking about
04:15:08
He's confused. The problem is is gary references rick and morty and he's just like I I don't know what that I don't know
04:15:13
Nothing about it, man
04:15:15
I don't want to say what?
04:15:17
and then I I people are talking over it, which is whatever but uh, he he
04:15:21
Because gary's like rick and morty and bob's just like
04:15:25
It wasn't me
04:15:26
No, it might have been me it might have been ryan, I don't know but uh, he's just like rick and morty
04:15:33
I don't know. Who's who's that?
04:15:36
Uh, that's how that's what the response should be because that shows not that good
04:15:40
I I've never seen it, but I don't want to act a bunch of mindless trendies. I'm on the wrong side
04:15:45
A bunch of mindless trendies over there, man
04:15:52
Right
04:15:53
Yeah, who's sniffing in the back of this one?
04:15:55
So I have this right and then I have a second right and there's a huge sniff, right?
04:16:01
Right, oh, yeah, it's almost reminiscent of the gulp
04:16:09
Almost oh nice gulp. That was a great gulp
04:16:16
I'm glad you joined the show
04:16:19
I
04:16:20
I can't stay for more than like 20 seconds
04:16:25
She's gonna she's gonna like, you know, looks like a you know, maybe I don't know. I don't know
04:16:32
Good point
04:16:34
What
04:16:37
He's a well-spoken well-mannered he's like a polite guy well-spoken
04:16:44
So I asked Gary, um, i'll ask you now what what say you about this, uh this uh,
04:16:50
What say you movie?
04:16:52
the older men love
04:16:57
So, I don't know anything about artificial intelligence, I don't know anything about afterlife or
04:17:02
Just if there's a light switch or not, but what I see in front of me what i'm aware of is a porno
04:17:08
blu-ray cover with
04:17:10
What clearly looks like drawer and gary right on the cover
04:17:17
So what I thought that was a nintendo game
04:17:22
Oh, that would be awesome, how would that nintendo game work? What would be the rules? What would be the objective?
04:17:27
I think I know the objective
04:17:30
And there are no rules. Uh
04:17:32
so
04:17:34
Okay
04:17:36
The real reason wasn't to embarrass the um actors in this movie that I brought it back up again
04:17:41
The real reason was I missed my other joke that this isn't just older men. Love cock. This is older men. Love cock three
04:17:49
This is obviously something you're obviously something you're familiar with right
04:17:53
No, no. No, I just I just realized that this is a this is the third one
04:17:58
There's no way that this is just right. Yeah years later real porn like years later
04:18:07
I like that. Your porn name is marshall
04:18:12
I'm surprised it wasn't jay-z or something like that
04:18:19
Oh, yeah, so that beau davy harris guy from earlier if you go through so at first you think like maybe he's fucking around
04:18:25
The thing about that video is I love that he not only is the lip-syncing off
04:18:29
It looks like he doesn't even know what the words are that he's lip-syncing
04:18:33
Like I don't know if maybe he's like playing it from a medium that he can't hear that
04:18:37
Well, you would think that you would be if he sung it but every single song that he does is off
04:18:44
Tempo it it's it's so weird. He does covers. He does original stuff. He sings in his kitchen a lot and he's just
04:18:50
Oh
04:18:55
I'm always talking about conjugation. You just said he just sung it. He just sang it would be correct. That's a good cry
04:19:06
That's not proper grammar, there you go, I don't think you said that right I don't agree with the grammar
04:19:15
So, there's one that I have trouble with since we're on this already is it swam or swum, okay
04:19:22
No swum is never a word is it drunk or drank
04:19:29
Okay, those are both words
04:19:32
Good job, I've been in this game all day
04:19:36
I can tell you what what things are words
04:19:39
And what are just made up things that you just thought of
04:19:43
out of the blue
04:19:46
Do do you love cock or get cocked? Yes
04:19:50
Oh, yes
04:19:54
Yeah, yes, yes, yeah everyone does
04:20:09
Did I say that all right, this one's for what happened
04:20:18
Do I love joe biden no
04:20:23
Nah, I see absolutely not read into that. Yes. Yes, he does
04:20:31
No, but
04:20:33
I love him
04:20:34
No, yes
04:20:35
Nothing wrong with a
04:20:37
doddering old man
04:20:38
falling asleep everywhere and
04:20:41
I have no problem with kamala harris being president
04:20:44
Oh, I missed it
04:20:47
I had spit out
04:20:49
I had too much
04:20:51
That was my fourth date
04:20:54
Yeah, it's getting tart at this point
04:20:58
There are bitter people who get into helicopter accidents on accident, man
04:21:05
I love that. It's so arbitrary. I don't know when it would ever come and come into play. Yeah, I don't know when this
04:21:11
Drop would come into play, but I love that statement. There are people who get into helicopter accidents
04:21:17
on accident, man
04:21:22
So, hey wait
04:21:24
Well, I actually it's not a thing. That's a great clip and it does sound makes it sound ridiculously idiotic
04:21:31
But he was responding to me because I was conspiring that that somebody had attacked the iranian president
04:21:40
So that's my fault, I know that's my fault
04:21:44
But it's just a statement of well, of course, it's gonna be an accident
04:21:48
sometimes
04:21:50
Sometimes helicopters just crash is what he should have said
04:21:53
They're getting the helicopter accidents on purpose is what there are people who get into helicopter accidents
04:21:59
On accident, man
04:22:02
You know what
04:22:03
I genuinely told my kids because they started using that all the time my daughter would be like oops accident
04:22:10
So we started calling them on purposes and they stopped doing it
04:22:15
Oh my god
04:22:17
Hey, that wasn't a joke
04:22:19
I did that on accident get get all your drops out. You must have been like
04:22:23
You must have been like those autistic people that are turning and all the way on your seat
04:22:27
You're like I gotta play sounds man
04:22:31
Did you not hear me I was audibly doing them with my mouth earlier we I heard
04:22:36
What a stupid son of a bitch. I just hope you're okay
04:22:40
I hope you're okay
04:22:42
Shut the fuck up kid. Shut the fuck up kid. Shut the fuck up kid. You know what you know what it is gary
04:22:49
If you if you're even here right now, i'm not sure
04:22:52
You ever see you ever see that comedy team where there's a ventriloquist that's the the asshole and then the straight comic
04:23:00
Jor's asshole side is is the drops
04:23:05
He he's I know he's
04:23:07
He's being an asshole
04:23:10
Oh, oh girl, baby girl. Don't even play
04:23:17
I'll bet you we could have a whole conversation just with drops
04:23:21
With all due respect
04:23:25
You're out of your fucking mind you just do it all day order
04:23:32
That's all I have I don't I just deleted most of mine
04:23:35
I need to start pushing buttons. So i'm halfway done with my soundboard. I have them all in here, but they're not actually labeled yet. So
04:23:43
Yeah, some people call some people
04:23:47
It's playing
04:23:53
Man
04:23:53
This one says man, this one says
04:23:55
I always jibber you and your man meat
04:24:01
your mind
04:24:01
Here we go. Shit. Piss fuck con cocksucker. Motherfucker tits. Is that enough or shall I go on?
04:24:08
Faggot faggot faggot faggot
04:24:10
faggot jabber faggot faggot
04:24:13
money
04:24:15
Go jabber jabber faggot faggot
04:24:18
So next week we should make sort of a plan I have to
04:24:22
I took a job that I thought was going to be in and in and out
04:24:25
What kind of a job?
04:24:27
three networks
04:24:30
Three network switches I can do it in 30 minutes
04:24:34
Gone
04:24:35
Yeah, and the the contract was right. It was at night. I was like shit. It won't interfere with anything
04:24:41
And then they gave me another one and another one and another one and then they gave me one on monday
04:24:45
And I was like shit I can still probably be done as long as I can go in there and dig dig dig
04:24:50
And then I found out after I took the contract that it's at costco
04:24:56
Which means everything is
04:24:58
10 times as long. I i'll show up at eight o'clock
04:25:02
I won't be done in an hour and a half. I'll have to sit there until they close
04:25:07
I'll have to sit there until they test
04:25:11
Walmart
04:25:15
They just
04:25:16
Get to call the shots
04:25:18
And if it wasn't such good money even still because I was like man i'm gonna be there all night
04:25:22
But then i'm like wait a minute. I'm still
04:25:25
It's still totally good money for being there all night. But I was hoping it was going to be just like a couple of hours
04:25:34
No, it's good no way no way i'll be ready at 10 o'clock we'll just go but I can push do rush on two
04:25:42
I
04:25:44
Rough shot to look on it
04:25:46
You know, you said no, we will said that you said the topic earlier today
04:25:53
I felt
04:25:58
You'll know when you watch it again do do you watch it do you watch the show the next morning and do you watch it
04:26:04
more than once
04:26:07
I can't see you right now
04:26:11
Yeah, yeah, I just do all that
04:26:14
It looks like the blue cat is coming all over the screen. You should really stop that from happening. Oh, it's getting bigger. Oh
04:26:27
It's too much
04:26:29
Yeah, you can't you can't show that on any platform
04:26:35
Can I make that look like a dick if I put like a like a like a little orange?
04:26:40
It kind of does right now
04:26:43
Yeah, just put it put a dick on the kitty photo and re-upload it
04:26:46
That's what I would do. No, not the kitty photo. I'm talking just the name
04:26:51
Oh the name yeah, oh
04:26:54
Are you talking about the card?
04:26:57
Oh, it's down here. Uh, yeah the star wars characters
04:27:01
You hear about all that shit about the star wars where they're purposely trying to make it gay and they're all happy about it
04:27:06
Yeah. Yeah
04:27:07
It was a little exaggerated I thought
04:27:11
No, it's been going on for years
04:27:14
decades
04:27:16
So I like what the one person said they're like you don't think star wars has always been gay
04:27:22
Yeah
04:27:23
Oh, dear. That's why I said. Oh, dear c3po. Oh, dear
04:27:28
1976. Oh, yeah, he was kind of he was I could yeah, I could not really argue with that
04:27:32
Could not argue with that
04:27:35
That's what I meant
04:27:39
Dick how do you make it look like a dick? It's not gonna fill that space
04:27:43
You can do it come on
04:27:49
I'm at gary's now. You got this
04:27:57
He just puts a little slash even if you put a bunch of spaces
04:28:02
Is
04:28:08
You can't make spaces
04:28:22
If you actually figure it out I can circumcise your dick
04:28:27
Really?
04:28:28
Yeah, what if i'm already circumcised, can you see can I be circumcised twice
04:28:34
Re-circumcised. Oh, wait. No
04:28:37
Have you heard of tuggers
04:28:41
Tugger tucker carlson. Yeah. No, no, it's a legit. It's a legit group of people that um
04:28:45
Work out their foreskin to grow it back because they felt like they were robbed of something
04:28:50
Is there a legit group of people?
04:28:53
What they have like motions and shit?
04:28:54
Yeah, and they they stretch out their foreskin back out because they they
04:28:58
For some reason really love a good foreskin. I don't know
04:29:02
Supposedly if you have foreskin you're supposedly you're
04:29:05
To stay sanitary. You're supposed to wash it a couple times a day
04:29:09
Because it's it's like a recess it holds sweat grows bacteria. That's why they cut it off
04:29:16
Another one of those weird religious things that they adapted like don't eat pork and don't be gay
04:29:20
You know what? I mean? Like it
04:29:22
Causes problems so like no, don't be super gay. No, that'd be a normal game. Yeah, you can
04:29:29
Yeah, you can suck a dick just don't take it in the end just don't right yeah
04:29:33
Obviously, you can't suck a dick. You can get your dick sucked
04:29:37
It's really the poop thing. Wait, dude urine. It's not so much ingesting urine. It's it's the yeah
04:29:43
Right. Yeah, if you're not by a dude, you're not gay
04:29:47
No
04:29:48
No, no, god damn it. Where's my nose? It does matter what butthole you put it in does matter
04:29:56
Your own
04:29:58
You can stick you cannot I cannot anatomically stick my own penis in my own butthole. I'm, sorry
04:30:05
First of all, go fuck yourself
04:30:12
You're you're wrong I do I absolutely do
04:30:16
It does reach I win
04:30:20
I win we have to do it now
04:30:23
No, see we have to do it now the other show that was a call back to the other show
04:30:27
I clearly have stated many times that I have not had a dick in my butt
04:30:31
I have not put no my dick in any butt including my you have to say it every episode you have to say
04:30:37
Every time
04:30:43
Not putting his dick in anywhere
04:30:50
It does sound crazy it does sound crazy as above so below
04:30:57
What's your point here gary
04:31:00
I was just saying children
04:31:02
We touch children touch children inappropriately shout out to the boy scouts we touch them one at a time not inappropriately
04:31:11
No, it's inappropriate still
04:31:14
Are you sure i'm not the way i'm talking about it
04:31:19
Do you know what we're here for
04:31:21
Do you know what you're here for?
04:31:25
If you're not here after what i'm here after you'll be here after i'm gone
04:31:31
That that drop was from the uh, oh girl baby girl same thing with this uh, what now
04:31:39
What now and this one and this one as well order
04:31:44
Or don't even play
04:31:49
That is absolutely unacceptable, how dare you
04:31:56
Shut the fuck up kid
04:31:58
What's the deal with the last supper
04:32:02
What about it was it the last one because i'm pretty sure there was more suppers after that
04:32:07
I bet there were
04:32:10
Who's last suffering
04:32:14
Uh brady last supper I thought gary was at their last supper what happened
04:32:20
Uh, i've got an autographed copy of the bible an autographed copy of the bible
04:32:28
Yeah, who signed it? Yeah
04:32:30
Who signed it? Moses
04:32:32
the author
04:32:35
He he was the author
04:32:37
Who wrote who wrote it? Oh
04:32:39
Oh, I love it disappeared out of nowhere
04:32:42
You just slowly manifest. Yeah
04:32:45
Wow, that's what I want to do too. Oh shit. It picks me up pretty far. Yeah
04:32:52
You disappeared into the kittens and then you fly into the kittens
04:32:58
Wow, okay, let me do that to picard
04:33:04
Did it work
04:33:06
No, you we need to get a screenshot of that background
04:33:09
Yeah, when you're not there and then you have that be your overlay
04:33:13
All the time no matter what
04:33:18
Even when i'm here
04:33:21
He has it oh shit send that to me I want it too
04:33:26
Oh, oh crap, he's got it
04:33:30
You're gonna
04:33:34
I'll be here. Oh
04:33:36
Dude, dude, why don't we do that? We have to do that. We're all here. Look at us. We're here
04:33:44
star wars fans
04:33:49
That's awesome, that is the greatest thing i've ever seen. Oh, oh that's drum kit
04:33:55
nice
04:33:56
Can you text it? Oh, we need a drum kit background, too
04:34:00
Yeah. Oh, yeah, we need to send each other. We need to send each other each other's backgrounds and then we'll switch
04:34:06
Yeah, i'll be drum kit next week, yeah, you'll be at brady's ready to be at your place or yeah
04:34:14
Ready to be at my place. I'll be at your place
04:34:16
Okay. No, we're in the drawers german doriego
04:34:21
Yeah, yeah, let's just take a picture
04:34:23
It'll be like the the pyramids or some crap yeah
04:34:30
Go beckley teppy brady can say that brady. Tell him go beckley teppy
04:34:38
Are there any kids involved
04:34:41
Go blackley teppy go beckley. Go beckley teppy. That's not right. Oh
04:34:46
Yeah, go back. He knows that
04:34:49
Brady knows that
04:34:51
I don't know how to send a file
04:34:53
uh
04:34:55
In what manner?
04:34:57
kind of file
04:34:58
Any minute you just uh, can't you just send it in your messages app?
04:35:03
From your you would think so I tried but no
04:35:07
Email it
04:35:09
Email it always works
04:35:11
I don't think that works always work
04:35:16
I got mana
04:35:17
Yeah
04:35:19
He's got mana oh who won
04:35:23
You Gary won
04:35:24
I did word finder
04:35:26
you imagine
04:35:28
How fucking cool it was when I was watching wheel of fortune and that was the
04:35:34
Is it no way?
04:35:36
It was the same day. It was the same day. I was watching the comedian talking about a knife and disc golfing
04:35:42
Are you kidding that I was like make your knife and then we we play some disc golf
04:35:46
So wait a minute a message from your mother
04:35:49
You're right here
04:35:51
No, I wasn't right name that would that would have been
04:35:55
Make a knife and disco
04:35:58
It's here right here. I think I think he was there
04:36:02
He had to be here. He had to be here. You're kidding me
04:36:05
You're kidding me
04:36:09
Ryan has one two. Where's brian
04:36:12
Well, they're angry, oh no, this is have you lost your mind i'm gonna run through this brick wall
04:36:20
Excuse me
04:36:22
Oh, I ran out of room
04:36:25
It's not for sure I would just bust through
04:36:28
It must be virtual
04:36:32
Looks real
04:36:35
Everybody got choices
04:36:39
Yep
04:36:41
Nope, nope
04:36:43
Yep
04:36:45
We're having a game. Oh, there it is. Yeah
04:36:48
Wow
04:36:50
That's awesome
04:36:52
That's the best one ever
04:36:56
Oh, wow
04:36:57
Oh
04:36:58
My head. Oh the dick on the right side just came all over the area on the right side
04:37:04
Yeah, that was hot. Oh now both of them are coming
04:37:07
He's okay
04:37:09
I gotta say the same thing to you gary that I said to draw earlier
04:37:12
You need to drink some water man. Your cum should not be that brown
04:37:16
No way at all. I don't think it should be brown at all
04:37:20
That was the asparagus. You're right. You're right. I misspoke your cum should not be brown
04:37:28
You know what, I don't know I mean maybe i'm saying too much sometimes my cum is bright fucking bright white like glow-in-the-dark white and sometimes
04:37:35
Yeah, yellowy
04:37:37
Okay, does anybody else does anybody else notice that I don't know I don't really see it at all
04:37:41
I don't i've never noticed that about your semen at all
04:37:46
You should never know anything about your semen
04:37:48
You should turn on the lights when you have sex more it makes it more interesting until you start seeing different color
04:37:53
Why would your semen be involved?
04:37:56
It was red and brown too. Should I be worried?
04:38:00
Yes
04:38:00
Yes
04:38:02
Okay, that's that's a good one that's an old one. Oh, wow. Wow, that's a good one
04:38:09
Look how sexy i'm a sample driver. Look how a sample driver I am
04:38:15
sample drivery
04:38:16
Yeah, look at the house. Yeah
04:38:21
Shit that's how I look I need a second monitor. This sucks
04:38:26
Why did it drop on her god, yes, yes. Yeah
04:38:30
Yeah, my goatee was growing out. I wasn't shaving every week like I do now
04:38:36
That's that's shaggy
04:38:39
like bum
04:38:39
Sugar
04:38:43
I do my own hair every week. Look at a gorgeous man. I know
04:38:49
I don't know
04:38:50
Look at your fake background. It looks like a hotel room
04:38:56
What else
04:39:01
I had a super old gary
04:39:04
Really?
04:39:06
Like a young gary or an old gary. You have an older gary super
04:39:10
That one's all yeah, that's all I still have that jersey, of course
04:39:16
Yeah, it's a bad
04:39:19
This one you really can't you have to crap out a tiny tiny bit you don't really get that much
04:39:26
Oh, that's old me that's old school old school look how stoic yeah stoic
04:39:33
the penis
04:39:35
Yeah, look at my penis
04:39:37
Oh, i'm, sorry penis on the table. Look at my penis. There's too much penis on flage rants
04:39:45
Oh, that's it. That's it. That's it flage rants 56 penis penis
04:39:51
Oh my god, look at her
04:39:53
Yeah
04:39:57
Goofy motherfuckers
04:39:59
That's actually the that uh gay video
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title cover
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It's actually us
04:40:08
Wait a minute. Uh, gary. Have you ever seen drawer outside of stony creek?
04:40:12
Never no. No, that's where we were. Of course
04:40:15
No, I know but I think maybe he haunts that place the the airplane
04:40:18
It's all fake because you know demons and angels and shit can do that
04:40:22
He's always like there's no such thing as angels. They're just messengers. I get it all now. I understand. Yeah
04:40:27
He's just a ghost that haunts stony creek all the time
04:40:32
That picture was taken 500 years ago, right
04:40:37
I am a messenger and the message is shut the fuck up kid
04:40:41
Did you see how much hair I had a full head of flowing locks
04:40:48
Lush just flowing locks of hair
04:40:53
This is a full head area, but this was fox creek
04:40:59
Oh this golf course not far from stony
04:41:03
I never understood the bag full of fucking
04:41:06
The no, I don't need that much. You need them. Are you throwing them all you're throwing all those discs?
04:41:12
Just hey, i'll take that
04:41:13
I'll take that one step farther. I go with one disc
04:41:18
I
04:41:18
Did I steer too far the other way I go I go with pretty much one of each
04:41:23
Kind of disc you need do you want to hear it even worse? Do you know what do you know what that one disc is?
04:41:28
You and I go both go for three drawers of every drawer we need
04:41:33
Do you know what my one disc is and it's not even because I know why or what it is
04:41:36
It's just because it was the only disc I had for like 10 years
04:41:39
And people would try to give me one and i'd be like, oh, thanks
04:41:41
And they're like here. This is the best disc ever and two throws later. It's gone
04:41:45
Either a raven or
04:41:48
Nope
04:41:49
a firebird
04:41:51
Actually, I had two but the one i'm thinking of no it was a scorpion
04:41:57
scorpion
04:41:58
Don't even know why or what?
04:41:59
Don't even know why or what that is
04:42:01
But somebody had it forever and I said I started with a panther
04:42:03
But it was soft and it didn't no matter how hard I threw it. It did not go very far
04:42:08
Yep, that's what a panther does
04:42:10
irritating
04:42:12
Okay, is that drawer behind drawer?
04:42:15
There's a door
04:42:18
That's my selfie
04:42:21
It is
04:42:22
You sound like such a zoom zoomer a boomer. I mean
04:42:25
my selfie
04:42:28
It's just
04:42:29
My selfie
04:42:32
You're my selfie
04:42:34
Oh
04:42:36
Oil headers must unite
04:42:38
Well, i've seen that picture so many times
04:42:42
Yeah
04:42:43
It's a classic
04:42:47
You're right there came to life
04:42:50
Yeah
04:42:51
Oh here I am
04:42:53
Only one of you is a believable foil hat easy
04:42:56
Is the only one with the actual foil hat you guys look like you just kind of phoned it in or somebody else put it
04:43:01
on
04:43:02
He's got a new rag
04:43:04
Yeah, but i'm saying that
04:43:06
If you understand the whole concept of a foil hat gary's isn't going to do shit
04:43:10
No, I think in this instance yours might work
04:43:13
Well, there's it's very important you understand that I don't believe in foil hats
04:43:19
I think gary and easy made my hat because I was late, right? I did you just put it on I I covered a real hat
04:43:27
oil, yeah
04:43:29
And then he built this giant cone on it it took all night, but it was good
04:43:34
I ended up being a great foil hat club night. Yeah, your eyes look, uh, I don't know
04:43:42
Oh my head up
04:43:44
No, just your I don't know. You look like you're here
04:43:48
Was I on mushrooms?
04:43:51
Oh, that's gross
04:43:53
No, no, this isn't this isn't long. This is long ago enough
04:43:58
You stopped doing much you stopped experimenting with drugs decades ago
04:44:02
Oh, okay. I've got mushrooms growing right here
04:44:08
Okay, stop doing that it's gross I don't make that with the card
04:44:19
I literally don't oh
04:44:21
I know. Oh, that's super sexy
04:44:30
Man alive, I gotta go to work in like two hours. Um, I'm gonna I'm gonna sign off guys
04:44:35
I uh, I filled in as long as I could
04:44:39
Yeah, I gotta work pretty fucking early, too
04:44:42
I think we're good
04:44:43
Have a good night flat. Talk to you buddy. It's above so be low
04:44:49
Most certainly most definitely
04:45:03
Is
04:45:21
I love your rainbow kittens. It was so silly
04:45:26
You
04:46:01
So
04:46:34
So
04:46:59
So
04:47:02
I do love jesus. I just jizzed a little
04:47:10
You kidding me it's a random deal out of certain I love it