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What's in your pants?
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Captains you ready?
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10.01. Do you know what your legacy will be? Hi, my name is Gary and welcome to flag rants live
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Tonight our conversation is going to be focused around art
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now
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Art means quite a few things and I'm willing to explore all of them each and every one of them in turn
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But mostly we're talking about
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the famous painters Leonardo da Vinci
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But also
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The
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Composers Chopin Bach Mozart Beethoven
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But but how about um, I don't know
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Famous dancers Lord of the Dance anyone crickets. Yeah, that's what I thought
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well
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art is subjective and
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Life is pretty pretty subjective thing
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If relativity tells us anything is you have a unique
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experience of life and
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No one else has it from your perspective
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so
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I think it was
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Yeah, I'll just look it up
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I'm cheating Oscar Wilde famously said at the end of the 19th century life imitates art far far more than art imitates life
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and I like it because it's counterintuitive because
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Of course art imitates life. That's that's how we like look at the cave paintings that they were just
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Drawing the hunt, you know the drawing wildlife
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The oldest carvings we have go back Lee Tepe has animals the the Nazca Lions have animals
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So so of course art imitates life. What else is it for but?
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I'm here to argue
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That one of the best answers to the biggest question there is what is the meaning of life is?
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in fact art I
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Uh
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Life is what you make it and whatever you choose to pursue. That is your purpose. That is what your
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focus your direction is and I think it's once again subjective life is subjective to your perspective, but
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Let's go let's go with
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I've got some other angles to go with here and and we'll get to the Mount Rushmore, but don't play the bumper yet
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We'll get there
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In my list of composers, for example, I
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Left out John Williams because it has come to my attention. He is a plagiarist
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Now I should be careful with that how much did he steal how much was a
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Homage, you know paying tribute to other artists because you know in some cases like he he bit off
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Tchaikovsky's Nutcracker Suite for one of the Home Alone movies and that was to give it a Christmas theme. So
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That is called
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pastiche
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So maybe you can get away with it, but John Williams is
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Great at pastiche up every every song. I've looked up by John Williams
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it imitates
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Holts or
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Someone else like the Jurassic Park sounds exactly like the Jupiter suite
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That and the list goes on and on Indiana Jones. I hate to say it
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Star Wars
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Yes, Star Wars 2
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but I've got some opinions and
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And this will come up later on our Mount Rushmore again Mount Rushmore comes later
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I've been I've been to France. I've been to the
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Da Vinci Museum and the loop
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now
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Leonardo da Vinci's my first example because
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Gosh, did he leave a legacy behind?
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He invented the helicopter for crying out loud
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Also, I've been to see the Mona Lisa arguably the most famous painting in the world and
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a group of 200 or so people standing in front of the
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The that one picture with bulletproof glass two guards and signs that say no flash photography in 18 languages and
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Flashes going off all the time and I'm head and shoulders taller than everybody there and
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Honestly, I just don't see it. I
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Number two and most lists is Van Gogh's Starry Night. First of all Van Gogh was a weirdo. He cut off part of his earlobe
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That's a weirdo
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Starry night looks like a child drew it
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some people say there's a Mandela effect the the cypress tree on the bottom left corner is
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Some people say that that was a tower or a castle at some point it's a cypress tree. It's a it's the French
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Skyline I I'm familiar with the French skyline. It looks nothing like it
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It looks like a elementary school student painted it with the stupid circles. It's dumb
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famous, but dumb
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I heard an interesting story and I looked all week
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I should have been writing this monologue all week and instead I was trying to find the story. I
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Don't remember who was couldn't find the story here. It is though
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To aspiring artists best friends decide they're going to pull the resources and
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They're gonna work to put each other through art school
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But they have to take turns
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So the one goes to work the other goes to art school while the work the the other does provides the the tuition
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The first one completes art school
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But work at that point in time was hard labor and his hands were so crippled up by the time
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He got his friend through art school
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that he was no longer able to paint so I
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Assume I'm gonna give the story a bright side and then these artists friend took care of him
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but honestly
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The history shows us a lot of artists don't really get recognized until well after they're dead and
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Sure, it leaves a legacy behind but they don't really get to enjoy it
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a
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Great example of not quite that is Pablo Picasso
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Prodigious he made a lot of art. He was he invented cubism and collage and
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I think they're both crap. I also think he was a crap human being
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so Pablo Picasso
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No, thanks pass
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Andy Warhol same thing collage art
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Bull crap, it's just too busy boring Campbell soup labels. Give me a break
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But if you could get someone's attention move someone emotionally
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Get someone to remember you
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That's true immortality
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That's what I'm trying to get at with art. My art form is being a prick. I
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am a
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jerk and
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And if I was working on self-improvement, I'd probably do something about that
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But if it's like a glove
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I'm like a professional troll. I
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Piss people off. So that's what I'm here to do. And that's my art form. Um
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So, let's go through some of these I actually made a list
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Frito-cola
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She was a famous the most famous Mexican painter and the only female on my list Michelangelo
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Ceiling of Sistine Chapel need I say more?
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Rembrandt Monet Manet
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Jackson Pollock Renoir Degas
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So, I guess that brings us to
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Let's do my Mount Rushmore of famous paintings
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Roll the clip Brady
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The one thing
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They are not ranked one through four it is just oh they're all four
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So obviously we got the Mona Lisa and starry night. I said I don't like either one of them
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So they are eligible to be replaced. I do like American Gothic
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Here's what I don't like about
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that kind of painting
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Like any painting class or paint by the numbers, which is an art by the way, of course, everyone knows that
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But you're painting whatever subjects in front of you it's usually a bowl of fruit or a flower arrangement or a person
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Actually Frida Kahlo is most known for her self portraits and she was not a handsome lady
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So a girl with pearl earring by
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Johannes Vermeer
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is I think the
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Oldest one on the list except for maybe the Last Supper
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Yeah
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1665 to 1498
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but that means
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Van Gogh not Van Gogh, pardon me
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So, oh, yeah the obvious the Italian Renaissance
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Mount Rushmore is
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
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They get they've got them all Raphael Leonardo da Vinci
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Donatello and
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Who's the other Raphael Michelangelo Leonardo da Vinci?
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They're same old Raphael Leonardo da Vinci. I should have written this down
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But you know the Ninja Turtles
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Raphael Michelangelo Leonardo and Donatello. Okay. Donatello was actually a sculpture artist. So I
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Don't I don't even know that's a category
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What he made but he made art he made art he was he started out as a goldsmith
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So whatever and it's still art and and I want to cover
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Every kind of art. I want to cover music that we did music last week sort of or primarily
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The other was worth mentioning a glue saw Gustav Klimt
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1908 the kiss
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Impressionist can't deal with it. I don't like modern art. Oh
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We'll get into that just a sec
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Whistler's mother is the only other one worth mentioning and what what's that one with the
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Alien going like this
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Did I miss something here? Cuz so let let's get into the the
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The the crap, oh there she is
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She's looking more more handsome than ever. That is beautiful
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Well done. That looks very stunning
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And it's a curious little smile and people say it's the Mandela effect. It is not it's always had a curious little smirk to it and
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So do I apparently?
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I've got artwork on my shirt heck
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Probably can't see it but it's mushrooms and stuff. It's uh, my wife got me that she said she likes this color on me
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so
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Someone did artwork for this t-shirt t-shirt art
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But I'm still gonna include let the two Leonardo da Vinci
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paintings
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In my list and I'm gonna go
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Gosh Mona Lisa starry night Last Supper
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I'm so tossed between with Whistler's mother American Gothic and girl with pearl earring. I
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Actually know a girl that looks like that and Delaney if you're listening you look like that girl
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So there's so there's that
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What else I
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Do you guys feel like John Williams is paying tribute to these past composers because he's very good at ripping off their crap and
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He makes very good compositions and he's listed as a great
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Original composer. Here's the thing though. No, he is not he's not I was so disillusioned when I
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when I listened back to Jupiter and
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And some of the other crap that he's ripped off
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Is it tribute is it homage is it a pastiche
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Is he just
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given the nod to these
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The composers that came before him or is he just straight ripping him off to make a profit?
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There is art to ripping him off for to make a profit
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There there is like I could make the argument that that is an art form in and of itself
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But man, it's shady that's a gray area for me. I'm not I'm not quite convinced
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It's like me saying my art form is being a prick. I
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Pissed people off. I'm good at it. So here I am
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Bringing on and uh, and whoever knows that what that picture is. That's I'm not doing the home alone
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I know I mentioned it with the John Williams thing, but that the
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Is it starry night? No, he's standing on our bridge. What is that the scream?
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I don't know. What is it? Uh
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Pull it up J wrong show roll the clip Brady
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And what's up, I'm young Jamie and I've never met some shit I couldn't pull up
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Jamie pull up that video pull up John Travolta pull up just so I can see it pull that shit up
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Pull it up so we can see this is my wolf Joe gave me this wolf as a sign of respect. I
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Got a pull-up bar in here because sometimes before you pull other people shit up you have to pull yourself up first pull that shit up
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Pull that shit up. Yeah, I've been pulling shit up pretty much my whole life
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This was me in high school. So eventually I want to pass everything
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I've learned down to the next generation
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Which is why I'm starting this kids camp as you can see these kids are actually super excited
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They are experiencing the rush of finding something that Joe Rogan really wants you to find
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I do about four hours of training each day a sea lion using a sword found it a giraffe smoking crack in Lebanon
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Found it the 1994 study from UC Berkeley that says jiu-jitsu fighters named Kevin are 33% more likely to set their dicks on fire
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Found it. I never really know what Joe's gonna ask for so I just try to stay prepared
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So Jim's gonna rip your dick and face up
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200-pound chimp man. You ever seen what one looks like without their hair. Oh my god, pull pull up a hairless chimp
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Is that it right there Jesus Christ loot his balls look at the size of a sack on that guy
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The lost city of Atlantis is the number one producer of MDMA in the northern hemisphere
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Found it
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That was fantastic Brady, thank you, you're as good as Jamie at least
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That was exactly what I asked for you. You pulled it up and you rolled the clip Brady
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Well done
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Um, I got to the I got to the end. Oh, no the oldest
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The oldest painting on my list the birth of Venus
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Sandro Botticelli 1486 there it is BAM
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That's an old one
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How's that for longevity? How's that for legacy? That's what I'm talking about
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This is our shot at immortality do something spectacular right now
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The Olympics are going on make a world record. That'll put your make you a household name
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That's my they answer to immortality you won't live forever, but you'll fade away a lot slower
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But this is being recorded so
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The art that I'm putting out and I'm those are heavy air quotes that I'm using there. Ah
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This is gonna last longer than I will
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But
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Again my my art forms not not exactly fancy or neat or original or handsome
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But neither is that that Mexican lady, holy crap, why was she doing so many self-portraits?
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She kind of looks like a dude with the unibrow
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Yikes
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Why didn't she make herself look better like?
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Some of these paintings I
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Was looking at the guy he did a self-portrait. So picture-perfect
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You know the 15th century incredible 14th. No, not 14th 16th century, I believe
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maybe 15 but
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Oh, I didn't even mention
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What's-his-face the Godzilla's enemy Rodan?
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He did Hell's Gate
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A
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From
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he did a
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rendering of
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Well, that was the thinker statue yet another
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Mandela effect, but my Mandela effect for today is dazzle paint
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World War one
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Battleships there it is
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You pulled it up Brady. Atta boy. That's called the scream. No scream. Yeah, that was my second guess
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That's what they mean when they say second guess it but yeah the scream that you know what I'm replacing American Gothic with the scream
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At least it's it kind of looks like an alien and you know stupid
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elementary school kid crayon drawing of a sky
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Doesn't look like it was professionally done. I
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Don't know. I'm pretty sure I could draw that. I
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That's that's the problem I have with starry night and plus Van Gogh was a prick and so was
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So is Pablo Picasso?
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I would love to own a bunch of expensive art, but
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Should I let you should I unleash you Brady and let you to explain what modern art is all about the banana
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Tape to the canvas
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Should I let the kid explain it?
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Roll the clip Brady, which which
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We got a lot of directions we can go here, but I want to hit them all I
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Had a clip ready, but then I showed that stupid painting I mean that painting that I could have done
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Yes
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That's a stupid painting. I'm still putting it in there
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If someone sells for over ten million dollars
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Holy crap, I
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Mean if I had that kind of money to blow I'd like buy a Bugatti or McLaren or something
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And I live in a dirt road. I'd be idiotic
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Yeah, that would be kind of stupid
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Maybe that one of those like really expensive SUVs that
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This Rolls-Royce make an SUV probably probably Bentley
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Now see that's just a waste it really is so is artwork
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Okay, I want to rip off I want a John Williams version of a nice piece of art
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Um, I right behind I got I got that I got that
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Yeah, uh, you just above Kirk's head. You can see a painting back there. That was painted by my sister
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And it's of Milpon Park
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Ready. Yeah name this since I feel that we should be able to play this since I ripped it off
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Okay, not that's not fair just cuz you steal doesn't mean I should be able to steal but let's see what happens
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You
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The name of this familiar
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It's the main theme title main title theme from the movie King's Row
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Yes, how long did it predate Star Wars? I don't know. Let's see
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40 years
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1942 yeah. Yeah, so in his mind
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Just old enough where nobody know what the fuck it is until 2020 or whenever people find out
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But but you see now I would be so bold as to say though do famous
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Good, you know top-level
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musicians and composers
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Steal from each other or as do they just know do they all just write the same? Obviously that's similar
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But not just similar man. That chord progression is identical. They all steal from each other
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I don't understand the problem. What is it pastiche?
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Well now artists just know each other if it was pastiche. He would have gave them credit when he released it
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I don't know. Yeah, but I assume you meant homage
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Amid, yeah, yeah
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Well, then say that the fuck is pastiche. It sounds like some
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Pashmina, that's another thing. It's a fucking blanket say blanket
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It sounds like the titles of our next episode
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Yeah pastine next week past the shit it is now yeah, dang it
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All right a good call drawer
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Nice you to join us. I didn't see you at Stoney Creek Metro Park yesterday. I went disc golfing
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It was far from an art form I made it look ugly
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Lalo, and I missed so many putts that we let jug and easy win
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It was and it wasn't close they beat us by five or six strokes and
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we started with a with a part of their bogey, so they were playing catch-up as a whole two and
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Never looked back. They just plowed us over. I
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Did get a little let them win
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How many throats? No, I've been
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How this works
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I've been pounding it for almost a year now. Yeah
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Funny you said strokes
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Yeah, segway so many segways. I can't keep up. I know
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Art when you said all right. Yeah, you said I thought you said fart. Oh
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Yeah, this is not this is not the kid
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I was a kid
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My joke is wait till that kid finds out what else he can do with that left hand that kind of motion
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This might go on who remisses too many whips
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Hello
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But just look at that hand go what I mean is it too
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I don't tell him is it too young to tell him what and it looks just like
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He's in training
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Little kids don't know that that's what the armpit fart is training you for
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Tiz
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Yeah next week on flag rants masturbation pastiche
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Like
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How we sometimes when I whack off it's in tribute to drawer whacking off
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What
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I'm
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No
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I'm not allowed to say that. Can you say that again?
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I I I told the kid what you can't say on the radio, so
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We probably can't play that clip
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Because I said the words you're not allowed to say we can't unrumble. Oh, yeah
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You did not say the words that you're not supposed to say because you don't say like I don't say the five percent of
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Those words. Yeah, correct. Correct. I draw a hard line in the sand, but it's kind of wavy
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Really a wavy hard line hard line. So it's got Maroney's
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Is it wavy or is it a hard line? It's a hard wavy
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Okay, I didn't inhale Kamala did
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Kamala the Ugandan giant. Yeah. Yeah from parts unknown except from
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Parts of you know that are unknown. I
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First of all, can are we allowed to have a president where I can't pronounce his or her name? I
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Had enough trouble. I called Barack Obama
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Obama oh no, but did I get it right that time? Oh
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Salah bin Laden like that's not my fault. That's too similar of a name
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That that and that's like that was a true accident. I wasn't just being a jerk or making a joke
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Accidentally called him by the biggest terrorist name in the world
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What?
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His middle name was Hussein. Give me a break say United States of America
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Remember when president's names read like, you know the phone book
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No
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Wait, I'm trying. I don't know. I
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Had it. I lost it. I have too many. I thought it'd be fun and easy if I open them all up
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I could just switch to him
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All right, baby. Do about one a study in which this was called the
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the demography of happiness
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And in this study the government found out that young people are happier than old people
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They found out that people that earn more happier than people that earn less
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And they found out that well people are happier than six people. That's good
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This was two hundred and forty nine thousand dollars to find out it's better to be rich young and healthy than old porns
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That's true, that's really true
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That's true
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Yeah, it is. It's it's way happier to be rich young and
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Happier to be rich. It is way happier to be rich
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Do you know that money, you know who says money can't buy happiness nobody rich people. Oh
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Okay, that's good I'm gonna fly through these clips, you know, who else is happy
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Yeah, tell me this this lucky bastard
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Fucking out. I guess that's why you wear safety glasses a
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Now I'm sure that we could scream fake I'm not sure but if
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Fucking out. I guess that's why you wear safety glasses a
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That's why you wear safety glasses
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But if you're not a dipshit you would realize that guard is there for a reason and you you don't stare down the barrel of
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a gun so you never stare down the barrel or
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You never look at it right on the line that where it's gonna fly off that you usually stay just you know
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just out of the way of it, you know, but
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Whether that's real or not. It doesn't matter because people do that and that has been done. So
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Yeah, you gotta be a fucking moron to
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Do that those things aren't meant to um, they're meant to you know, break apart as they wear away and and if there's a minor
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Imperfection, you know, it's and then once it starts spinning off off
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Circle it tends to just get worse. And so it goes fun using that's an art
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They shield if you if you're not if you're an idiot use the face shield if you're not an idiot safety glass and just stay
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Out of the way of the fucking line of the line of where it's gonna explode
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It's flat and it's gonna go
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You know in one of these directions so if you're like up here not not gonna hit you, you know if you're
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Should we tell
00:30:49
We can we can hear we can hear you great. So keep on talking, but your screen seems frozen to me. No, I'm just standing
00:30:57
No, I'm
00:30:59
Oh, you're oh you're in your apartment sir. I didn't mean to point that out. Yeah, my internet can go fuck itself
00:31:04
I'm really pissed off. So story to my mouse can also go fuck itself. I just did this earlier. I threw it
00:31:14
Connecting disconnecting reconnecting disconnecting and so guess what I threw
00:31:24
Can't see fucking frozen. Yeah. No, it's a picture of you
00:31:29
We know what you look like
00:31:30
We can
00:31:35
Okay, bye
00:31:41
So for the record, this is a clip from
00:31:46
2020
00:31:47
Like see it says president-elect see it says president-elect
00:31:51
Yeah, so it's between the between the most voted president with eight million votes
00:31:58
yeah, and
00:32:00
After that, but before he was actually I read something where there's a
00:32:06
Fundamental disagreement we have based on a moral principle. I'll
00:32:11
Develop some disease and say after he's I
00:32:15
Well, you don't have that. I'm
00:32:18
Some disease and say after he's I
00:32:21
I'll
00:32:24
Develop some disease
00:32:28
And say after I'm not making fun of that a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot little glitch in his brain
00:32:33
I'm making fun of
00:32:34
Or pointing out the fact that he said as soon as him and Kamala Harris have a disagreement
00:32:40
He'll fake a disease and resign
00:32:44
Does that sound familiar
00:32:46
That's what he just did
00:32:49
Yeah, do you have the clip of Gerald Ford prediction
00:32:53
No, I actually think it was a moral principle
00:32:59
Some disease and say oh
00:33:03
I missed it. Wait, it's got to come back. Look at him. Look at each other
00:33:06
She's like you damn right. You have that. I'm we haven't and I like October. I love you Joe
00:33:13
so it came out today that she threatened to pull the
00:33:17
25th Amendment and pull him now if he didn't decide to back down later. Ah
00:33:23
Wow, and then he got the Obama Obama Hussein's behind him. Yeah
00:33:31
Holy crap
00:33:34
So should we go to my fart art or should we go to the kid?
00:33:39
Well the kid there's two interviews we can play right now though
00:33:43
The the safety glasses makes sense, we're let's do the two short ones
00:33:50
they're both safety glasses related and
00:33:53
Stupid drawer thought I wasn't wearing safety glasses and I always in these are my regular glasses
00:33:59
You'll see me at work in my safety glasses. I always wear them their prescription
00:34:03
I leave these in my car anymore. I
00:34:07
Will always are they I always know you got a nice side. You don't side shield. They've got side shields. These are not them
00:34:14
Okay. Yes
00:34:15
Full goggles, I wear got you'll see them. They're in the clip. I'm wearing them in one of the clips. Okay, you ready?
00:34:24
Well, I mean in the clip
00:34:28
43 pounds with safety glasses and a will to not just know plastic but also
00:34:33
And he's known as the kid lies beyond you
00:34:39
Yeah
00:34:43
Number one correspondent with his finger on the pulse of our made of rubber
00:34:48
This is the one we can't play right now this very location. Well, you said play the to start. That's okay
00:34:53
That's the three minute one that one cannot play right now
00:34:59
Oh, yeah
00:35:00
They're not labeled man, if you say that if you say the two short ones and long ones I have to guess
00:35:06
Okay, I guess I could look at the time, but that's just too much work
00:35:09
You had two in one spot one another so I thought too short and one long
00:35:14
No, this one is okay. Yes, it is. I want to play the awesome bumper in this corner
00:35:20
143 pounds with safety glasses and a will to not just know plastic but also
00:35:28
Beyond you
00:35:33
I
00:35:34
Want to grow so it's noticeable it wasn't like it didn't make you want to lick my eyeball
00:35:38
Well, I mean, yeah, but not because it looked festering and gross
00:35:42
Anyway, so I had a like a sty on my eyeball and I went to the doctor and I said I've got a sty
00:35:47
I'm eyeball is like a bubble on the eyeball itself and he said no
00:35:52
It's called a blab and I was like man, you don't have to make up nonsense words
00:35:56
Well eyeball itself and he said no it's called a blab, okay, and I want to make sure make up nonsense words
00:36:03
Well, he he grabbed up this equipment like these two or three bottles of stuff and like these
00:36:10
Instruments and utensils. He had this whole tray of stuff ready to go. He said, okay first
00:36:13
I'm gonna start with some numbing drops and he drop drop and then
00:36:18
he had these magnifying glasses on and I watched his jaw drop and he and
00:36:23
He just sat there baffled staring at my eyeball and I'm staring at him and he's staring at my eyeball and he said I just
00:36:30
watched it
00:36:31
quickly double in size and
00:36:33
Then shrink down and disappear to nothing
00:36:36
He said in 46 years of practice in medicine, he's never seen anything like it. That is really bizarre
00:36:42
I should be in one of those
00:36:45
medical clinical
00:36:47
Journal those call those journal that they write about weird
00:36:54
Superhuman
00:36:55
Healing capabilities like Wolverine. Yeah, maybe that's your superpowers. You can grow up grow plebs it and will
00:37:01
Yeah, my superpowers. I can't come up with the word journal
00:37:06
Interesting night night. Holy crap. I
00:37:10
Like saying night night and then the other one I'm wearing my safety glasses I
00:37:17
Like the still frame of drawer
00:37:22
Well, there's my goggles this might be a little loud I might be in this is flat rance why that stop back there
00:37:30
And you know the kids I might be and I'm actually the kid
00:37:33
This is Gary, but I'm also my dirty. My name's not Scott
00:37:40
This is getting ridiculous. I might be
00:37:45
We decided to we decided to speak only
00:37:49
In Beastie Boys lyrics
00:37:51
and
00:37:53
Every Beastie Boys verse sounds starts with yo, I might be and you know
00:37:59
It just always starts with yo, I might be so we started to say yo
00:38:03
I might be it before any everything we say because it's hilarious. So we were speaking in Beastie Boys
00:38:14
Yeah, yeah what George said
00:38:19
Right as rain right as rain so blebs
00:38:24
blebs
00:38:26
So it turns out a blebs a real thing. I looked it up. I looked it up while I was on the examination table
00:38:34
so
00:38:34
Which one did yours most look like I think I'm here, but your eye wasn't all red, but it look no
00:38:44
Oh, I can send you I sent you a picture
00:38:50
Yeah, I mean like oh here that that's that looked like this one right here, yeah, I did
00:38:57
See now we didn't we didn't need to see your eye
00:38:59
If you want to show it you go ahead. I don't I don't like showing other I'm private
00:39:03
You know, I don't want to show other people's blebs
00:39:07
Rants blebs. I possess the face of the franchise. Oh, you know what easy war for our round yesterday
00:39:14
Friggin flag rants live sure with my face on it
00:39:19
I hadn't seen it on a bonus famous. Yeah
00:39:22
yeah, so the face of the franchise and and that I
00:39:26
really gave myself a good blemish like when I got whacked in the face of the stack of tubs full of
00:39:33
auto parts and
00:39:35
They bled and like the the pro wrestling crimson mask. There it is. That's my actual eyeball
00:39:42
That's my bleb
00:39:45
That's a woman's eyeball
00:39:47
It does look like a woman's eyeball, but my mascara is a little light that day
00:39:54
I'll drink to that. That was my blood
00:39:57
Isn't that cool? So the doctor didn't the doctor didn't say it was herpes
00:40:03
It was a Tuesday morning
00:40:05
He said blood
00:40:08
You trust your doctor over me
00:40:11
Oh, no, no, no, no, you are my doctor this guy was just a clip I asked him about other things
00:40:16
I asked him about my herpes and my shingles and he said I can't deal with that. I Oh
00:40:23
Drawer stuck in the matrix. Okay. Yeah
00:40:29
Stuck hard
00:40:31
Sorry card
00:40:32
Yeah, that's all right. I've got my drinks. We're we're good here. We'll get door back. Yeah. Oh, no, I sucked it down pretty hard
00:40:40
Sucked it down pretty hard
00:40:44
Oh, yeah, that's what I was think think I was thinking no
00:40:55
Hopefully clip that one up
00:40:59
He's got some new bumpers to play for us, um, can you play those instead of him? Oh fuck. Yeah. Those are all stalled
00:41:07
Okay, good. Oh
00:41:10
I know where to go to find them and I couldn't find them. I wanted to like a preview and I learned to look today
00:41:17
There it is. That's cuz you're an asshole and you like to run things and so
00:41:22
I
00:41:24
Do ruin things. I like this cut to the chase. I'm gonna squeeze the like I cut right to the chase my monologue
00:41:30
I was like the meaning of life is art next
00:41:35
Is this art?
00:41:38
Yes, that's a ripstick wait for it
00:41:45
You're gonna fart in there
00:41:52
That's incredible, that's the Doppler effect. Yeah, there's a lot going on there
00:42:00
Women don't fart
00:42:04
I
00:42:04
Don't know. I think that was speaking of women. Do you see do you see this these wonderful art I have up here
00:42:10
I do see your art. These are my wife's paintings
00:42:13
No kidding. So you included art in this week. That's great. I mean, I've got wrong side. I've got my
00:42:20
park
00:42:23
But I can get rid of no, I can't free I mean, I know that the paintings over here
00:42:28
But I
00:42:30
Always think over there's over here, but I know that it's over here because that's where I hung it
00:42:35
and it's like right above Kirk's head and
00:42:39
That's Milpon Park painted by my sister and gosh, I spent a lot of childhood time there. I'd ride my bike there
00:42:46
I'd the tennis courts were there the beach was there. I mean we the basketball court was there
00:42:51
I spent a lot of time in Milpon Park
00:42:54
And that is a painting of Milpon Park by my sister in our childhood it was
00:42:59
Art wait, it's the most important piece of art to me. I don't see you know pod Park, Davisburg, Michigan
00:43:07
Look it up go there
00:43:08
Rob pull it off
00:43:17
Know what we're doing
00:43:24
I
00:43:31
Like to play this on YouTube because it gets copyrighted
00:43:34
Oh, I forgot to turn the right
00:43:49
This is our reaction video or if you say it's a reaction video or an instructional video
00:43:55
I think you can get away with anything and fairly trans. It's transformative
00:44:02
Absolutely, if you transform it, it's it's also
00:44:06
Putting the art into fart. Do you remember this guy?
00:44:09
Can I am serenade you a bit of classical because we don't want people at home to think this is just a disgusting
00:44:17
We want them to know that you can actually
00:44:20
Raise culture. Yeah. Yeah raise farting to an art form and actually put the art into fault
00:44:26
So what I'm going to do play on words
00:44:30
Ladies and gentlemen, let's put the art into fault with
00:44:35
My classical selection, thank you
00:45:14
I
00:45:26
Thought I had a bad art form
00:45:29
Why would anyone clap at that? Are you kidding?
00:45:33
That's wrong
00:45:39
What's a little bit allows you to
00:45:42
the air
00:45:44
So it kind of fills the cabinet
00:45:47
right there
00:45:50
I caught most of that
00:45:54
Yeah, not at the end there I didn't catch much of that
00:45:59
So speaking of cringe Internet
00:46:02
Yeah
00:46:04
Yeah, we were
00:46:06
It's the wrap-up of my fart segment my fart art. He's
00:46:11
Problematic and no, I'm not talking about the environmental stuff. Although there's plenty hold on say about there's no farting
00:46:16
I'm talking about how most NFT projects today are completely useless
00:46:20
Artistically bankrupt pieces of trash. That's a dude. There's so much you can do with this technology and it's mind-boggling
00:46:28
I'm not sure
00:46:29
I'm sorry. I'm assuming
00:46:34
So one day I went on Twitter and I told my followers that I I could make an NFT collection out of my farts
00:46:41
That is more artistic
00:46:42
useful and environmentally conscious than 99% of all collections out there and
00:46:48
Initially, you know, I didn't think much of it
00:46:50
But then comes this this bastard this little bitch called crystal lover 88
00:46:56
Comes out of nowhere and says I bet you can't you poor smelly bitch
00:47:05
It's always the fucking comments
00:47:12
Shit just got real
00:47:18
Now to the latest trend that's sweeping the internet called an active now telling
00:47:23
Sixty nine million dollars to the carnage in the crypto world continued today with 50 billion dollars just wiped out
00:47:35
Every NFT project starts with the question and that is how can I make a
00:47:42
The most amount of money
00:47:45
Person eight Steve Jobs, which I don't really get I guess it was funny back then and anybody who's watching this in the future
00:47:51
NFTs are these funny little electronic digital bullshit that people would basically pay whatever somebody else would pay so they
00:47:57
It would rise in value. I didn't quite understand it and then they all crashed eventually because you know
00:48:01
things that start with no value end with
00:48:04
No value no value
00:48:07
Nothing in nothing out. So Steve Jobs and make fun of Steve Jobs
00:48:11
eating a lot
00:48:13
I'm Lucas was eating a lot of beans once bean joke bean joke bean joke bean Joe studio
00:48:20
Here's the actual NFTs, I'm proud to introduce to you
00:48:25
The fart verse is an NFT collection featuring a thousand and ten real farts recorded in a professional studio and
00:48:34
Converted into beautiful audio reactive 3d art with sophisticated fart algorithm technology
00:48:40
The fart verse is beautiful stylish, but also interoperable allowing you to fart in the metaverse for the very first time
00:48:48
And we're not kidding we have prototypes of our farts working on VR chat as well as web AR
00:48:54
Which means that these NFTs not only look amazing, but they are also more useful than ninety nine point nine nine nine nine nine percent
00:49:00
Of all NFTs ever created there are six
00:49:04
So and the other good part of this
00:49:08
They thought I was a joke
00:49:20
Oh
00:49:23
We don't get a lot like it actually got even worse
00:49:27
When Westlake Studios found out that I plan to record farts in their studio
00:49:32
They canceled my booking request and I was left with nothing. I thought the project was ruined. I
00:49:40
thought
00:49:42
Everything was lost. The project was ruined from the get-go, but isn't that great? Yeah
00:49:47
Studio said wait, you want to come and put ass gas all over our very expensive equipment, especially the microphones
00:49:54
Yeah, just simply simply replied replied back. We don't do farts. We don't do part
00:50:00
But somehow I kept going
00:50:03
I found a way to get the audio for all of my farts and produced enough natural gas to power a village of
00:50:09
125 people and not only that he did the math ate up
00:50:13
15 hours no 15 hours uploading every single one of those NFTs to open seat
00:50:18
I just slept in between on my worst enemy
00:50:21
I kept going and I never gave up because this this is what NFTs are all about
00:50:27
It doesn't matter how stupid people think it is. We keep going
00:50:32
It doesn't matter how dumb your JPEG looks we keep going. This is what made birdies be worth like billions of dollars
00:50:40
This is what made Dogecoin you're worth 50 cents. And this is what is going to take the fart verse to the moon
00:50:46
So join me brothers and sisters join me for the fart revolution because today we become free today
00:50:54
We save the earth today. We buy a fart
00:50:59
today
00:51:02
Fartists
00:51:03
Thank you
00:51:05
Farting good night. It was a long way to get
00:51:07
A little post-credit sequence. Yeah, I'm gonna get to you. But first, let me we don't care
00:51:13
Yep, this is absolutely real and you can still you can still buy the NFTs. I
00:51:20
Like that he made a joke it was almost like Scientology. Sorry Scientology
00:51:25
He made a joke about NFTs and they actually became NFTs
00:51:29
Are you apologizing to Scientology because they can actually kill your ass?
00:51:35
Hey
00:51:35
Welcome Mohammed MQ, but we're not gonna post your rumble leak on there cuz we don't know who the fuck you are
00:51:40
And you didn't even say hello
00:51:41
Yeah
00:51:43
Yeah, no, I enjoy your back in real time
00:51:46
I do like to recognize though that we are large enough that we actually are getting
00:51:52
you know
00:51:53
Oh
00:52:05
Your cell phone connections way better
00:52:09
Yes
00:52:21
Nice rant
00:52:26
It's an AT&T mouse, isn't it? It should be it should be no, that's an Apple mouse
00:52:32
You know what? All right, I'll say it I actually
00:52:42
That's
00:52:43
Hilarious I
00:52:48
Worked for our made of rubber. I don't care
00:52:57
I'm gonna mute the dipshit though, cuz it's too much echo. The sound has come your sound is coming in loud and clear. It's a
00:53:05
We can
00:53:09
Kind of like better. I'll switch back. I like the idea that you can see ball. Is that Apple Crown Royal?
00:53:16
Point AT&T point this 18. Yeah, no point this to AT&T
00:53:23
How do I switch the fucking camera
00:53:26
I don't know. I don't use the app
00:53:31
Isn't there? I'm getting here. Well, no, so
00:53:34
That was Apple crown. This is a new portable mic
00:53:39
I
00:53:42
Forgot my preamp I lost it. I thought you're gonna say the other one didn't work for three seconds and you destroyed it, right?
00:53:51
There's a big delay, I think there's a lot of delay
00:53:57
Hey, I've been reading up on
00:53:59
If there's delay and stuff it gets delayed every time we hit mute on our microphones
00:54:03
Apparently it's reset some kind of algorithm and that's why eventually we get this huge delay
00:54:08
what oh
00:54:10
I know
00:54:12
That's what a stream yard site said. I never hit you
00:54:17
We hit it every time I play a bumper it hits it right that's true
00:54:27
Wow what there's a little bit of echo there there was a bit of echo
00:54:32
I don't know
00:54:35
Your microphone was both your microphones were unmuted
00:54:42
Now I want to mute myself just to see where the delay gives us oh
00:54:48
No, it it was good for a while. It builds up. Apparently. I don't want to test it. Don't don't flirt with it
00:54:54
Okay, I won't I won't I just you told me not to touch the button and now all I want to do is touch
00:55:02
Yeah
00:55:08
That was awesome right do me next do me next do me next
00:55:16
Yeah, I didn't do that
00:55:17
Clipping that
00:55:19
That was cool. Here. We go. Shit. It's fun. Cut cocksucker motherfucker case. Is that enough or shall I go on?
00:55:27
Now you should stop right there. I think you should go out
00:55:30
All right
00:55:35
Um, I could go on this was like what the most content I've had in a monologue for a while
00:55:40
We actually chose a topic that I can go off on
00:55:44
Because I really don't like a lot of I don't like modern art. I don't like I
00:55:50
Don't like that. It is used for money laundering. I don't like the scam of like
00:56:05
I
00:56:05
Nice
00:56:06
Sticker I couldn't I couldn't find any good money laundering and so I had to make I do you there
00:56:11
I love the a I am whatever the middle of them are money is it's like
00:56:21
My favorite thing about art is the the National Treasure Nicholas Cage angle
00:56:30
There's a
00:56:31
space like sky anomalies in the background of some old old paintings like
00:56:37
modern
00:56:38
ideas of UFOs that that weren't like popular back then but they appear in
00:56:45
Wall carvings and
00:56:49
ancient
00:56:49
pictures like paintings and
00:56:53
It's curious and they depict
00:56:54
giants and
00:56:57
Aliens and all sorts of strange stuff
00:57:02
Some of the Indian artwork from India the the subcontinent
00:57:08
Okay, he said India. I wasn't sure when he said Indian. I was daughter feather. I wasn't sure
00:57:13
both actually both
00:57:17
Yeah, Native Americans also
00:57:19
wrong belief in extraterrestrials
00:57:22
Don't say Native Americans don't just don't besmirch the feathers, sir
00:57:27
What why aren't I allowed to say Native Americans like they were native to America when we are I really weren't though
00:57:35
Yeah, when we arrived, thank you for that designation
00:57:38
But what nobody's native to anywhere really I'm looking probably not native to everywhere
00:57:44
We're human. We're not I don't I
00:57:48
Don't subscribe to trends. Yeah Pangea, bro
00:57:54
We're only like 300,000 years old man, did you was millions?
00:57:59
Yeah, we're like
00:58:01
Yeah, we're about like so you're saying that some like we were created here
00:58:07
No
00:58:09
No, I thought you were a lot evolution guy. I thought you were evolution. Yeah
00:58:12
Yeah. Yeah, I mean like we we had nothing to do with what came before like pin
00:58:19
Pangea days
00:58:20
We were the size of a mole. We were like a mole. I give a rat type creature
00:58:27
We were look at this now, I know we're doing great now
00:58:33
We have any chairs
00:58:36
Yeah, I like your new camera angle, this is great
00:58:39
Yeah, it's the follow-cam. I'm just gonna go outside and smoke and hopefully when I come back inside that my my internets better
00:58:45
But you know what?
00:58:48
Sorry, I'm gonna think I'm gonna be out of here in like two months. Anyway, so
00:58:53
What you want to move into my barn? It's got no but I was
00:58:57
We really I haven't heard that. Yeah the barn. Okay. Is that where you bury? It's my floorless Forge
00:59:04
The floorboard just forges gorgeous. Yeah, it's gorgeous
00:59:08
You are that it was gorgeous. It's gorgeous
00:59:12
It's gorgeous. I thought you warned us that is gorgeous. But it's more gorgeous. It's more gorgeous like the Ford is
00:59:17
It's humongous
00:59:30
I roll the clip Brady
00:59:35
Brady that's what they are. They're the Indians. There's nothing wrong with the word
00:59:40
Derives from Columbus's description of the people he found here in his written accounts
00:59:44
He called the Indians una gente in Dios a people in God in God in Dios Indians
00:59:50
It's a perfectly noble thing and I simply can't justify this awkward phrase Native Americans. First of all, they're not natives
00:59:58
They came here from Asia over the Bering Land Bridge. In fact, there are no natives anywhere in the world. Everyone is from somewhere else
01:00:06
All people are refugees immigrants or aliens if there are natives anywhere
01:00:10
It would have to be people still living in the Great Rift Valley in Africa
01:00:14
So everyone is just visiting
01:00:17
So much for native as far as calling them Americans is concerned. Well, how can I say this?
01:00:22
We steal their hemisphere destroy 500 cultures kill 20 million stick the rest of them on the worst land we can find and then as a
01:00:28
special bonus
01:00:30
We name them after ourselves. I
01:00:33
Call them Indians because that's what they we
01:00:37
didn't
01:00:37
It wasn't their land. They stole the land. They took it and then we just took it to
01:00:42
Whoa
01:00:44
What you see me mad from river to sea now
01:00:48
I'm just saying you know what if you steal from me or if you're a thief
01:00:52
That's what you're gonna get so I mean that sounds so you want to live in a world with no law and order you better
01:00:58
No, I don't you better try somebody coming right now trying to get your shit
01:01:04
what find some balance between
01:01:07
That somehow I have a camera. I
01:01:11
Thought it was my job to look people up George. This is exactly where they broke everything. I
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Forgot what I was saying. Oh, thank goodness
01:01:21
Forge in Floridian. That's what you were saying. We're just forges gorgeous
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There you go
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It's your drop eventually it's a long slow drop
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Oh
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See I stopped it it was too late
01:02:01
I'm an acapella sport is gorgeous. That's what George said. It's no Porsche, but it's like a Ford you were right. I was wrong
01:02:08
I apologize
01:02:10
Perfect
01:02:11
Gentlemen, let's broaden our minds Lawrence. Oh
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Yeah, I have that one somewhere, but it's sure the fuck isn't easy to find you're welcome
01:02:23
Pull it up Jamie. Really. That's one. We probably can't play on YouTube because it's a Warner Brothers clip. Oh
01:02:31
Yeah, well, maybe we should leave YouTube then yeah
01:02:41
Oh
01:02:42
You why do you put me I got one thank God
01:02:47
For the record, I can't guarantee you that you haven't read it already. All right, you're glad you I bought a book for my
01:03:01
I
01:03:02
Really nail it this time you're flaggy
01:03:08
My let me let me just start that I'm gonna restart it and look at you guys and see what your reaction is my 80-ish
01:03:12
Year old mother has always considered herself an artist. Oh
01:03:18
No
01:03:19
Although her paintings although her paintings are bad at best
01:03:23
She insists on gifting paintings at major events and also insists that the honorees unwrap the painting in front of everyone
01:03:29
At a recent classy wedding. She insisted the bride and groom open her gift
01:03:33
Although doing it at a wedding isn't usually done
01:03:36
But she insisted never the bride and groom were angry and embarrassed as were the bridal party guests yada yada yada
01:03:41
She does this at most wedding and events. I'm mortified each time because the art recipients
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the recipient
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The reception
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The recipients are mortified at best
01:03:56
The recipients without exception visibly uncomfortable and even angry that she attempts to steal their limelight. My mother does not notice
01:04:02
This isn't dementia. She has always been an attention hog and a narcissist
01:04:06
I reached the point that I'm going to avoid any events. She is attending and we begged her not to do this
01:04:10
But she claims I'm just trying to or they they claim she claims that they're trying to stifle her creativity
01:04:16
And she's a gifted artist
01:04:18
Flat flaggy people are laughing behind her back. How do I stop her from doing this mortified in Michigan? Oh
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I love every part of this is my favorite one ever and I am on the side of the old lady
01:04:32
You're wrong don't try to stop her she's she's right you're wrong. Oh
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All right, let me get it, right
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Lady
01:04:41
No, lady. Your mother has always considered herself an artist. Our paintings are bad at best
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bad right
01:04:52
That's the beauty of it
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Okay
01:05:02
Dear flaggy my husband was in love was the love of my life. I lost him to kovat eight months ago
01:05:08
Sorry to hear that yeah
01:05:11
Really bad
01:05:15
For 20 years, I know without a doubt that my husband loved me
01:05:19
Was always sorry for his indiscretions and would shower me with gifts and vacations in the aftermath
01:05:26
I was able to forgive him for all his affairs
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except the last one
01:05:31
It was with a time from our church and it dare ended our marriage
01:05:36
I love the way she said it was with a tram from our church and the next sign the next words were it damn near
01:05:41
Ended our marriage in fact that that joke is not lost on me. That's great. Whoever wrote that in fact
01:05:46
I told him to get out and we were done. He begged me to change my mind and swore that this was
01:05:53
I
01:05:54
agree
01:05:55
We're never the same we left our church because of they left the church because of this because of the embarrassment of the affair
01:06:00
We we also lost our friends. The problem is since his passing. I become very angry all over again
01:06:05
I'm furious at him for this affair, and I dream about ripping the face off the church lady
01:06:10
How do I let go of this anger so that I can grieve for the loss?
01:06:13
Remember the love and the good times that we shared instead of this nasty affair missing my man in South Carolina
01:06:20
What did Dana Carvey have to do with this? I know I know your answer already, but go ahead
01:06:26
You're gonna say I'm going the other way when you're dead. You're dead fuck off
01:06:31
listen cackle a key you
01:06:34
Once one strike is all it takes for me. I'm sorry. That's uh, that's a relationship ender. Sorry
01:06:41
Like you waited way too long
01:06:45
What you're just gonna my favorite part
01:06:48
Do you think my man's hiding behind the church in those instances
01:06:51
Is he using it as a crutch or is he truly a sinner and he is?
01:06:54
Sorry, and he keeps because so people like to think that when they go to church need to be perfect
01:06:59
No, but actually you go to church because you are a sinner because you need help so I mean in those instances sure
01:07:05
He's still going, but he's not getting the help that he seeks
01:07:09
I mean churches. I don't think so forgive lie forgiveness isn't a hall if if you believe in that church stuff
01:07:16
Forgiveness is not a hall pass
01:07:18
You can't go into it going. I'm gonna go do this and just ask for forgiveness well
01:07:23
Yeah, but that's what a lot of people do though
01:07:24
Unfortunately, that's gets a bad rap. Let's Saturday night Sunday morning. You're just you're talking Catholic now
01:07:31
Well, isn't that special they party? Yeah, there was a church lady reference. That's for damn sure yeah
01:07:37
Yeah, Dana Carvey all right. I'll drink today Carvey. I don't like that. I left my beer inside
01:07:43
I'll smoke to Dana Carvey. I don't like that the affair was taken so lightly
01:07:49
All right
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Oh
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Oh
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Oh
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Oh
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Oh
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Ladies and gentlemen
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Brady would potentially me getting a new phone today because I also have another Brady question after this a new phone today and me
01:12:00
Using my internet connection to download probably about 250 gigabytes worth of shit. Do you think they've bogged down my internet speed?
01:12:07
100% yeah
01:12:10
Fuck and it's like and it's like 2g speed that they claim is usable. But as you see it is not
01:12:17
Yeah, so so here you but you have an unlimited package. I'm sure right? I'm told
01:12:23
So and but so here's how they get you and I hate it, but it's not unlimited speed. It's unlimited data
01:12:29
Did your data stop? No, it's still driven through right?
01:12:33
But after no five gigs everyone don't get mad at AT&T cuz Verizon does it T-Mobile does it unless you're on a little premium
01:12:39
Emperor's package shout-out to Stefan
01:12:42
Yeah, you need if you don't have the Emperor's package
01:12:44
Even if you have the top of the line 120 bucks a month just for you for unlimited
01:12:48
It's gonna cap out at 25 gigs and drop down to shitty speed
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until
01:12:53
Until next fucking pay term to you and so if that just happened that sucks
01:12:58
Yeah, I'm a little po2 because I I swear that my shit was up to 50 megabytes per second
01:13:04
But I just looked at the app and it said up to 25 megabytes per second
01:13:07
So either that you missed because it's been 25 Meg since okay, then I'm mistaken
01:13:14
25 gig 25 gig
01:13:16
Up to 25 megabytes per second. I thought you were talking capacity
01:13:23
Speed
01:13:26
No, definitely definitely faster than 25, these are tech service department. All right, so say the follow-up question here
01:13:33
So say you like you're six on my Verizon. It should be way faster
01:13:39
say you're on the water last Tuesday and you
01:13:41
Reason one of those fancy pouches that keeps your your phone safe and you're smart enough to not jump in the water with it
01:13:47
But you kind of forgot to but you know what it's in that fancy safe thing
01:13:50
But you know when there's a hole in it and then water gets in your your you know, and then your phone stops working
01:13:55
The phone initially with the screen was all glitching
01:13:58
But it was enough. I could still use it. I could see through it. I turned it off immediately
01:14:02
I set it on the jet ski seat and then like about 10 minutes later
01:14:06
It fell off of the jet ski seat into the cubby hole where there was more water. And so I was pissed off
01:14:12
though
01:14:13
sat in a bag of rice for two days
01:14:16
and I turned it back on and it was
01:14:19
Glitching back out on the screen
01:14:20
But it turned back on and it said that my charge port was to there was water in it and that it couldn't connect to
01:14:26
My computer so I immediately shut it back off
01:14:28
Put it back into the bag of rice for another day and now it won't turn back on. Am I fucked?
01:14:34
I know so I've read online that they're like, thank you
01:14:37
They can't get shit off the cell phone
01:14:40
Apple can't do anything and it's like no the Apple doesn't lie with the FBI and they get anything off of anything
01:14:45
So, yeah, I just don't know why they don't pass that ability
01:14:49
Along to their consumers, but what is it?
01:14:53
13
01:14:56
Xxs. Oh, I've got a fortune. Give it to me. I can open and fix that. I
01:15:00
Mean, I just wanted to I just want to back it up so I can put on this fucker now
01:15:04
You can you can take it to somewhere and they'll open it up and put whatever part do you trust those people though? Yes
01:15:13
Okay, I mean they may make they're they're going to copy your data because they have to and it's not gonna go I mean
01:15:18
No, seriously, they're gonna cut they're gonna put they're gonna connect it to their thing
01:15:21
They're gonna copy it to a temporary file
01:15:22
Then I'm gonna put it either on your new one or up to the cloud and it won't turn on even if it won't turn on
01:15:27
Yeah, yeah, they'll get it to turn on I can get it to turn on
01:15:32
I'm sure there's a way but I just don't know how much work. I just don't know how much work they want to put into it
01:15:36
They might just go ahead
01:15:38
It's so just to give you an idea. It's an Xs
01:15:41
I can buy one right now to replace it for like 120 bucks
01:15:44
So keep that in mind when you're fixing it, maybe 160 if you have the big, you know, how to 250
01:15:48
I just want to be able to get my data from it so I can restore this phone with that that way I can just
01:15:54
It's an Apple. It's an Apple isn't all your data up on the
01:15:58
You know shit happens you kind of forget to back it up and you know, you don't have to it should it should all be
01:16:04
There are my pictures. So my pictures my pictures and my app layout. I've got all my contacts. My text messages are there
01:16:10
It's just the my app layout. I'd like to not have to fuck your app
01:16:20
I'll go I'll go to bat for your pictures. But dude, you know what? I've been to clients
01:16:24
I can rant I can ran a little bit about the clients
01:16:27
I've spent two hours trying to get somebody's fetch somebody's Firefox
01:16:31
Bookmarks, for example off of a completely trashed hard drive where I look at this bookmark. I got a clean
01:16:36
Well this yeah, but he's like a lot of bookmarks old man. He's you know, I'm like, well how many you know?
01:16:42
He's like, oh I got a lot
01:16:43
There were like two bookmarks and one of them was like the default MSN one
01:16:47
I was like and he didn't he didn't understand. He's like, well, I need it. I needed it
01:16:52
But so something my the moral of the story is you don't take two hours or you know
01:16:56
Any time at all to recreate your fucking app layout fuck your app layout
01:17:03
I'm sure you got folders in there for whatever
01:17:08
Right, hold it for a second it shakes and you just drag them where you need them to be again, right you'll improve
01:17:15
Their alphabetical order order of convenience
01:17:19
All my all my music was separated by either a streaming type system or a pat because audio is there too
01:17:26
So podcasting type shit is in one folder. I've got my actual beat making stuff in another folder
01:17:31
I've got well when you upgrade your phone
01:17:33
Do they keep that shit intact because I don't I don't do that
01:17:37
I mean, I don't do that you cross over from one of the other you just you just hold one phone in front of the
01:17:42
Other phone and it just goes and it just goes. Okay, that's it looks exactly like the phone
01:17:46
You just had but it's a new phone now and it's like seamless
01:17:49
Except that you drop in the water
01:17:50
You can do that with Samsung
01:17:51
But I always say no fuck you because I don't want any problems coming over and I just I don't carry a lot of shit
01:17:56
On my phone. I think you will turn on and you'll just be able to do it drawer
01:18:01
Well, yeah, what it's totally running
01:18:04
what's your opinion on like trying a rubbing alcohol type method or
01:18:09
For what?
01:18:13
You're gonna rub it on
01:18:16
Corrosion. No, you just let it soak up in there that way because the rubbing alcohol is gonna drop faster in the water
01:18:20
It displaces the water on it
01:18:23
It also helps clean any corrosion that may have existed from it, but
01:18:27
You were glitching a bit you were so you said you left it in the rice for two days
01:18:31
That's nearly long enough. And the problem is is when you turn it on when it's wet if it's shorted anything
01:18:35
It's it might not come back. Oh, no
01:18:40
The shits
01:18:41
The memories in there I go
01:18:43
When I say it won't come back one of the parts may have shorted out, but if you take it somewhere
01:18:47
I don't have all those parts
01:18:48
I can't do that
01:18:48
But they can they can transplant it and the place over here that my daughter takes it to whenever she breaks her screen or whatever
01:18:55
I mean used to be you know of anyone that's a yeah tons of people but the one that's closest
01:19:02
They're all the same. I don't like going to those you fix it. I break it just because
01:19:08
if it's a that's what the
01:19:10
That's the guy the AT&T said he said either take it to the Apple store see what they can do
01:19:13
If not, then you take it to one of those stores and he said that specifically
01:19:17
That's the only one that took over. They said, you know, there's a bunch of frickin
01:19:21
I don't know. I don't I haven't had cell phone issues and I've never been to those stores, but I know them frickin little yeah
01:19:26
We'll fix your cell phone, you know, you know store or diamond doesn't for a while
01:19:30
So like it was either or fix your cell phone or we want to fix your cell phone
01:19:35
You know, I don't know why I'm talking like that
01:19:38
but you get it the main thing that you need is that little suction cup to pull the fucking stupid thing apart and
01:19:44
I'll tell you this too
01:19:45
once you've done that even if you do it they do it professionally even if Apple does it the
01:19:49
Gasket that goes in there's never the same and they'll tell you that it's gonna be barely water-resistant now
01:19:54
You know if they do any work to it, honestly, I mean it wasn't it wasn't to begin with so I
01:20:00
Wouldn't give a fuck about the phone just rip it open and and whatever. Yeah, I just want them
01:20:04
I just want the data off of it. So and if you want to do it, you can do it yourself
01:20:08
Spend the hundred twenty bucks get an excess and start, you know tinkering. I mean if you don't
01:20:14
What if I fuck up?
01:20:16
Well, then then take that 120, but take that 120 bucks to a store Apple store, but for sure, right?
01:20:23
I'm sure the Apple I would assume so at least I'll try right
01:20:26
But if you don't if you don't have Apple care on it, which I why would you have Apple care on a fucking X?
01:20:30
That's a 10 right the tennis. Yeah, you're saying. Yeah. Yeah, so you don't have after I know I don't even have to ask
01:20:35
I know you don't have Apple care on it
01:20:37
So they do charge a lot for just walk-ins you probably sign it up for Apple care and then pay the 49 bucks
01:20:42
Oh, you know what? I can't throw my weight around like look motherfucker. I buy Apple products
01:20:47
I've owned Apple products since I was a child
01:20:52
They won't give a fuck
01:20:54
They don't care about you
01:20:57
Fucking give me give me give me am I am I wrong or is the internet ruined haggling?
01:21:01
I just bought a car and I'm like, give me something. He's like
01:21:05
And I mean I have many cars that I bought they it's pretty much set price unless you're in somebody's driveway, you know private seller
01:21:14
What was it six grand cash?
01:21:18
If it says 7500 if you hand them six grand cash, they're gonna take it
01:21:23
So here's another thing. You're is you're showing your age
01:21:26
So if you walk in I'm talking like dealership or reputable place nowadays, you know, like with an actual
01:21:32
Neighbors driveway, he's got a sign it says
01:21:38
Yeah, there isn't even a car there isn't even a car there right he's gonna take the cash and he's gonna pull the car out
01:21:44
Of the driveway after no, but there's no go to it when you buy a car new car or used car at a dealership
01:21:49
there is now a cash premium price you have to pay because
01:21:53
The dealerships finally said wait a minute. Why are we giving all this business to the bank?
01:21:56
So they all opened up their own banks
01:21:58
Yeah, and they make what are they gonna make twenty thirty thousand off of a new car, you know
01:22:02
shitty new car basic
01:22:03
You know every level new car
01:22:04
But then they can add another five to ten grand in that and financing over the next three to seven years if they you know
01:22:09
If you finance it with them if you don't they're like, oh, I
01:22:12
Forgot the fees that are trying to they try to add a whole
01:22:15
Isn't that pretty much what the lease buyback programs are all about?
01:22:20
They're just they're getting I did that I did that once and I just I got screwed or not the lease only back the
01:22:26
lease buyout if you
01:22:28
If you're doing a lease
01:22:29
the only reason I do that is to drive way more car than you can afford like if you really like to drive a
01:22:33
Luxury car you can go lease that for what a payment for a regular car would be but other than that you're just throwing money
01:22:38
Out the window in my opinion. I mean, I know every car even if you're buying shitty cars
01:22:42
There's always gonna be a maintenance cost either. It's I mean a use cost
01:22:46
It's either maintenance for fixing stuff a lease payment or you pay cash, you know, I guess
01:22:56
Exotic supercars and like for three hundred thousand dollars
01:23:00
You can get one of the fastest cars on planet Earth and it looks like a piece of art
01:23:05
It is they are gorgeous. Nice great way to work back into the art
01:23:09
Where would you where would you ever get to a take advantage of even a third of that?
01:23:15
Um
01:23:16
Meaning a hundred miles an hour. Oh
01:23:19
Right, right. Yeah, it goes about 260 280. So, um, yeah
01:23:25
40
01:23:26
You know, you won't even be driving at 49 into 45. You'll be driving at 41 in a 45 just enjoying life
01:23:32
You can't see out of the thing either. It's like a spaceship
01:23:36
Yeah, I think it'll be cool it's just sitting still I just want to sit inside of it while it's not moving at all
01:23:47
I
01:23:48
Mean I can do that
01:23:51
Because it's beautiful
01:23:53
here is a
01:23:55
Here's a tip. I I wanted to cover art because I want other people to appreciate beauty. I
01:24:01
appreciate beauty and
01:24:04
That's why I wanted to talk about art today
01:24:06
appreciate beauty
01:24:09
Is that a bad message, I don't think so
01:24:11
I don't know. You seem to be lockstep with all these modern artists though. Are you appreciate art?
01:24:33
That was awesome, um
01:24:37
Pull up. Hey, Jamie pull up a Chinese hell March
01:24:43
hell March
01:24:46
It's called a hell March
01:24:48
What?
01:24:50
hell March
01:24:52
Chinese army hell March. Oh
01:24:55
Look at that something you already said
01:24:57
No, I just said it and that's what that reminded me of and I'm telling you a hell marches
01:25:04
Say it again hell March Chinese hell March
01:25:07
It came up. Oh, right
01:25:10
It is a tank
01:25:12
We don't walk these guys. No, this is not Tiananmen Square. This is
01:25:16
Watch these guys go
01:25:19
They mean it. Oh
01:25:22
Yeah
01:25:24
Wait till you get after it. I think this is the new lockstep bumper. You're gonna have to update it from Germany to
01:25:32
Jesus
01:25:35
Look at the cadence. This is it right here of every limb. That's that's it. Look at their legs
01:25:42
Watch the goddamn leg
01:25:46
Look at him go
01:25:48
It's mesmerizing
01:25:51
Friggin incredible
01:25:54
Welcome this isn't an Olympic sport like the rest of the weird
01:25:58
Oh great dancing is stupid compared to this marching like synchronized marching. Oh my god, they better be
01:26:07
The Olympics are like ESPN the old show they're gonna have shit this was their climbing down
01:26:13
No, what's their climbing next? I want to watch a really aggressive one, but that's all right
01:26:17
I can do it on my tablet. You've done it all pulling up Damon. Is this fake?
01:26:23
No, yeah, no, it looks like CGI
01:26:31
That's a it's a holy crap
01:26:42
But like do you think this is all the tanks they have yeah if you China all the things in China
01:26:51
Wait, that's not how you say that
01:27:07
Oh
01:27:13
Why you don't pick up
01:27:19
Transformative
01:27:23
You sound like a compatible it
01:27:27
Pick up your phone
01:27:30
Why you don't pick up
01:27:32
Why you don't pick up?
01:27:34
phone ringing
01:27:36
We shall go on to the end. We shall fight in France. We shall fight on the seas and oceans
01:27:41
We shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air. We shall defend our island
01:27:46
Whatever the cost may be we shall fight on the beaches. We shall fight on the landing grounds
01:27:50
We shall fight in the jibber and in the streets. We shall fight in the hills. We shall never surrender
01:27:56
What are we working for the CCP now and shit that is a hell march from hell man, that's
01:28:02
Thanks for pulling up the clip Brady. I keep calling you Jamie
01:28:07
They've even got the dongers
01:28:14
How you feeling Toshiro Oh
01:28:18
Fucking great
01:28:20
But the artist formerly known as Prince or the symbol formerly known as the artist formerly known as Prince in the
01:28:28
Revolution back when Jack Nicholson was the Joker
01:28:33
Warner Brothers actually owns the rights to this particular music video
01:28:48
Miss Vale is just a gentleman
01:28:55
Gentlemen
01:29:00
Gentlemen
01:29:00
Gentlemen
01:29:07
We're not even gonna be able to tell when he really says it is it the clip or is he really saying it right now
01:29:30
Oh
01:29:44
Now it's time gentlemen gentlemen
01:29:53
Gentlemen gentlemen gentlemen, let's broaden our minds Lawrence
01:30:03
This is ridiculous, yep
01:30:24
New king in town
01:30:31
Oh, you know, really
01:30:37
It's cuz of the art
01:30:43
Hey, he looked like the Joker I get it
01:30:51
That was a Jay Giles move
01:30:55
And the slab does Jay Giles
01:30:58
He's even got the coat and the beret like Peter Wolfe
01:31:09
It's worth more now
01:31:12
I
01:31:26
Kind of like this
01:31:41
I
01:31:42
Can take that off now, I think
01:31:47
So you see why I chose this video
01:31:51
Art kind of way
01:31:53
Correct. Sure. And it's part of the
01:31:59
New king in town was a good mash-up with the the flagrant. I'm meeting someone who wants to see my work
01:32:14
Oh
01:32:18
That's good work
01:32:24
The skulls the bodies you give it all such a glow I don't know if it's art, but I like it
01:32:32
I
01:32:32
Tell you what I'm thinking about sweetie
01:32:35
I was in the bath one day when I realized why I was destined for greatness
01:32:41
You know how concerned people are about appearances
01:32:45
This is attractive. That is not
01:32:47
That is all behind me. I now do what other people only dream. I make art until someone dies
01:32:55
see I
01:32:58
Am the world's first fully functioning homicidal artist
01:33:05
What do you want
01:33:08
My face on the $1 bill
01:33:12
You must be joking
01:33:15
Do I look like I'm joking
01:33:19
Listen
01:33:20
We mustn't compare ourselves to regular people we're artists for instance
01:33:26
Let me challenge you with a little piece. I did Bob
01:33:30
Alicia
01:33:32
You will take pictures and record my work. You will join me in the avant-garde
01:33:39
That is wonderful, thank you Brady
01:33:46
Oh
01:33:48
Rare fine air
01:33:50
Well, she's just a sketch. Really Alicia sit down. This is Batman. Why you wear the mask? It's called Batman's fail
01:33:57
Alicia's if he painted his face does not be Joker like me. He's painted his face. I mean work of art
01:34:04
That's Joker
01:34:09
No Picasso
01:34:13
Great um, he said I'm I'm no Picasso what drives me crazy is when someone calls their masterpiece a
01:34:22
Rembrandt
01:34:23
Because that is not your Rembrandt
01:34:26
like if you're calling it your
01:34:29
Michelangelo you're talking about the steam Chapel if you're talking about Leonardo da Vinci you're talking about
01:34:35
Mona Lisa
01:34:37
Say it's your Mona Lisa not your da Vinci
01:34:42
Never talk about chapels 1 through 15
01:34:49
Chapel 16 is a thing
01:34:52
Yeah, the 16th Chapel. Oh
01:34:56
Yeah, yeah, that's where they painted the candles Oh
01:35:00
The 16th candles
01:35:04
Geez
01:35:05
All right
01:35:07
You got it as above so below
01:35:11
I
01:35:12
Know I was telling you you suck. What a smack you. Let's go drive over there and smack you and then drive back
01:35:18
Yeah, you'll drive here. I'll see you when you get here. Geez. I've been asking you guys to drive out here October 12th
01:35:25
It's a Saturday. You have to both show up. We're doing a live broadcast
01:35:30
We are
01:35:32
Yes, I
01:35:34
Just did
01:35:36
No
01:35:39
You're closer than Brady Brady'll show up no
01:35:55
The best by date is not for you. It's not a spoilage date. It's for it's for them
01:36:00
I know I know. Oh, yeah. I've got his whole box and most of mine
01:36:08
All right, I
01:36:10
60 boxer
01:36:12
Cookies, I've got some honor, but I hate to go for jumping from a movie video in a movie video to be honest
01:36:16
So maybe we should oh, oh dog play the kid that three minutes. No, I mean we could yeah
01:36:21
That's another video though, but it's not a movie. But yeah, no, give me the kid. I
01:36:30
Like to discuss the Olympics if we could a bit
01:36:34
Don't do not show anything about the Olympics. I don't know. I have not seen one minute of the Olympics
01:36:41
It's not that I'm not interested because I am and this is that's something that can build a legacy
01:36:48
Setting a world record winning an Olympic medal. That is something that could make you remember
01:36:56
All right, I'm gonna break the armpit record right now
01:36:59
Okay, that'll get you remembered yeah, that's probably gonna be in the competition next year they'll have that
01:37:07
Okay, thanks Brady that's enough
01:37:14
Roll the clip ready
01:37:22
Chicken movie or chicken mashup. Let's go chicken matchup mashup
01:37:29
Chicken mashup, please
01:37:32
This is art, this is true art
01:37:38
You didn't see this coming
01:37:46
He's a yodeler he's yodeling
01:37:53
Oh, I thought he was gonna say something else in
01:38:02
When you realize he's a yodeler
01:38:09
Are you sure he's yodeling that might be auto-tune. He's a real yodeler
01:38:16
But he looks like Michio Kaku
01:38:20
Well, I think that's racist what you just did
01:38:25
We should just go to rumble
01:38:28
But he really looks like Michio Kaku
01:38:29
He looks like Sugar Ray Leonard
01:38:41
Can't tell me that's not yodeling
01:38:44
That's not yodeling yes, I could you did say it
01:38:50
It didn't sound very convincing
01:39:04
Oh
01:39:06
Here he goes
01:39:33
Oh
01:39:35
That is art who saw that coming
01:39:42
That is my new favorite mashup
01:39:49
It's also like three minutes long you think it's over when it comes back
01:40:00
I'm telling you we brought it today. I like falling in it. I like to draw this
01:40:07
I
01:40:09
Love the yodeling man. That was sweet. Okay, you can yodel. Can't you? I'll catch it not
01:40:17
Next week I attempt yodeling. I
01:40:21
Can't believe I just did that. It's a great. All right
01:40:24
I'll do it. I'll try it. But oh, yeah, I can't do it
01:40:29
I'll warn you now. It's gonna be bad, but you tried
01:40:33
Yeah, you tried
01:40:37
All right, roll the clip Brady
01:40:40
What? Oh, I'm sorry. Did I come out of left field with that? No, I
01:40:47
Just where's the clip Brady? He's just sent me a clip of his penis. Oh, you don't have to read my
01:40:53
But
01:40:57
That's hilarious I imagine that right now you're feeling a bit like Alice
01:41:15
Are we going down
01:41:18
So I'd like to ask everyone to go to change.org
01:41:23
Okay, probably probably just Google stop dolphin raping in Pakistan. Oh, yeah. Okay. Why?
01:41:30
Yeah, I'll do that. I
01:41:33
Understand that dolphins also rape. That's fine. That's fine. We'll hear we'll hear a bit a little bit about but but
01:41:40
There's a we couldn't get 10,000. I just as a human
01:41:44
I'm sad that we could we could
01:41:47
Raping is a thing stop. Yeah. Oh, yeah, you ready?
01:41:52
No, you will be it's river pink
01:42:04
Dolphin is nearly extinct
01:42:05
The Indus River dolphin and its cousin the Ganges River dolphin are two river
01:42:10
Dolphin subspecies that are today the only surviving members of a once primitive and widespread group of archaic
01:42:17
Cetaceans that swam in the ancient Tethys Sea 50 million years ago the Tethys Sea once covered what is now, India
01:42:24
and
01:42:25
The survival of these dolphins is crucial to the local ecostructure
01:42:30
They're considered an indicator species acting as an indicator of the health of the rivers in which they live
01:42:36
They are the canaries in the coal mine of freshwater if they're breeding and reproducing
01:42:40
It means they're doing well
01:42:42
If there's a drop that it means something is wrong in the rivers
01:42:45
And I don't take no orders from the world by the way, I don't take no orders from the women find it irresistible
01:42:51
So they rape them. It's possibly the only species raped by humans to near extinction. I
01:43:00
Mean shocking in terms of animal cruelty
01:43:03
It's amazing
01:43:04
But these people also rape goats dog and how do they die?
01:43:10
I've I've I've fucked a few things in my day. Most of them adult women
01:43:15
Right and none of them died
01:43:18
car exhaust pipes and
01:43:21
advertisements
01:43:26
I'm so sorry that I interrupted her talking about other things that the Pakistanis are apparently raping. It's amazing
01:43:32
I don't think it's called people
01:43:35
dogs car goats
01:43:39
Dog
01:43:42
And tailpipes
01:43:43
Exhaust pipes and
01:43:51
Scholar who wrote a piece for Pakistan
01:43:55
Can't begins on the folklore
01:43:57
He writes how this creature is called the boulon in the local language folk stories and songs
01:44:03
I think that killing on was once a woman who forgot to sign my mistake
01:44:06
She said the female to turn her a gentle and blind mammal that inhabited the mighty rivers of South Asia
01:44:15
the point of view of a dolphin
01:44:16
Becomes resilient by living with the population of dog teacher. This was a preview of our latest
01:44:23
so you know that that's pretty much the story dolphin fucking please go to
01:44:28
Change org and sign up so that we can stop dolphin raping
01:44:32
It's a tradition by the way, it's they pass it on to their kids and they've I mean it's something
01:44:37
They just do on a Friday night Saturday night Sunday night Monday night Tuesday night Wednesday night
01:44:45
Oh, that's why okay, that's probably why they die
01:44:52
I
01:44:58
Wonder if it matters while they're trying to suffocate they probably suck it in
01:45:02
And out and in and out while they're gasping. Oh my god. I'm sick of now at first. It was a joke, and I'm disgusted
01:45:09
Wait that first
01:45:15
Oh, no, he's I don't think he's fucking it here. He's laying it. It's already dead
01:45:19
They're they're putting on a gurney to put it take it away
01:45:21
Do they do it? I thought they would do it. They would do in the water wouldn't they?
01:45:26
Maybe not
01:45:27
More than once I'm sure
01:45:31
One five eight six three rants three if you're a Pakistani who has ever raped a dolphin we'd love to hear from you
01:45:37
We will actually try to treat you with respect before we ridicule you and wish death upon you
01:45:41
But for a few minutes, I have a I have questions. I have we have lots of serious questions
01:45:46
But then we will ridicule you to death
01:45:50
The rock you know
01:45:53
Sometimes life imitates art. It's a weird combination of elements
01:45:57
Bruce Willis
01:45:59
Bruce Wayne
01:46:01
Inverse story my girlfriend was pretty much raped by a dog this weekend what on Saturday?
01:46:08
Yeah, our friends
01:46:09
Just kind of it's also a drawer story. I guess but
01:46:27
So friends of ours were taking going to the case for a wedding
01:46:31
For the entire day, and they just wanted us to pop in and just check on their dogs feed them let them outside
01:46:38
Yeah, yeah
01:46:40
and so
01:46:42
Us we don't just like pop in and just kind of feed their dogs
01:46:45
We like play with them, and you know they're fucking awesome dogs
01:46:48
And they don't really get played with play with them and fucking in the same breath actually yeah, yeah, right so um
01:46:55
Uh
01:46:56
My parents have always had female dogs
01:46:59
I've never met a that bitch
01:47:01
I've never personally known a boy dog with not your parents the dog just get your story
01:47:08
It wanted to it wouldn't leave her alone
01:47:10
The Red Rocket was was was like this far out and then go in and out like periodically
01:47:16
I had to slap it on the ass a couple times my dog on each other. They're both boys
01:47:21
I think I've two gay dogs so very confusing because that dog did not want to mount the other dogs
01:47:26
But one of the female dogs always wanted to mount the other female dog. Which was really weird, so it's like a
01:47:32
And I'm telling her I'm like this dog has had to have fucked both these dogs plenty of times
01:47:37
Like there's no way like but I've never I'm not like
01:47:40
Like Monica you need to get that dogs balls cut off immediately because that thing is out of control
01:47:45
It was ridiculous
01:47:47
Instinct is deeper than that it wasn't even just the humping she the dog was stay like that instantly
01:47:54
Like I don't take a moment to wanted this deeper than that fucking weird. It was weird
01:47:58
Yeah, he's a good boy. He's a big humping instinct
01:48:03
Not on my arm it was great yeah
01:48:06
Yeah, but then what?
01:48:09
Not on your arm
01:48:10
Yeah
01:48:13
Yeah
01:48:14
We're actually baby pet sitting our other friends. He's got a pitbull. I'll let that dog gnaw all over my arm. They're good dogs
01:48:21
They're not they're not bastard dogs. There are some bastard pitbulls. There are some bastard driven Shepherds, but these motherfuckers
01:48:26
They're good dogs other than the humping or wanting to hump in the red racket ladder for your bricks
01:48:33
That red bitch. Oh, yeah, it was a prick. It was fucking weird. Oh, yeah the bitch
01:48:38
Oh, yeah, I'm so brave the kid
01:48:42
We can wait the kid or we can go to another. Oh, yeah the bonus wings
01:48:45
Oh, I got a preview of a movie that's gonna be coming out in a little bit. That's art some very clever art
01:48:51
Just to let you know we're living in a clown world. We're changing words and women are women and men are men
01:48:57
Now in Ohio the Ohio Supreme Court decided that boneless wings can have bone
01:49:04
On
01:49:08
Oh
01:49:20
Dude see that's them. They're listening. They don't want people to know that there's they can change words. Oh
01:49:27
I
01:49:29
Can do it too, I mean is it really chicken anyway
01:49:33
Yes, there's no such thing as boneless wings, it's cut up breast obviously, right
01:49:40
Chicken attack
01:49:43
Chicken attack
01:49:45
Genetically
01:49:49
Fuck wasn't there a television show that a chicken that had no bones. Oh
01:49:55
That's a bonus
01:49:58
Chicken attack
01:49:59
Oh
01:50:09
That's the button I wanted to hit
01:50:14
Singing in French, he was yodeling in French
01:50:18
One of the Olympics. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Hey, they're in Los Angeles in four years
01:50:27
So
01:50:29
Speaking of modern art. Yeah, so
01:50:33
speaking of
01:50:35
Money lottery. That's all I remember in my head all the things that I wanted to mention as you went through your
01:50:40
Monologue now van goes here
01:50:43
So I got to get the bumper
01:50:46
stinger slash
01:50:48
Somebody else I was talking to today insisted. They were called trailers. I'm like, I don't think you think you know what I'm talking about
01:50:54
That's a sticker
01:50:59
So, I think that the front and back end no you're thinking of the new date
01:51:04
dating site stinger
01:51:07
So I'm not gonna read this whole thing, but there's a book called well read the whole thing well, here's to crime by
01:51:15
Wait, that's not it. That's a tote bag for something else. Where's the book?
01:51:21
Yes, I think that's I don't get action get out order the tote bag, you know what that maybe that is the book I don't
01:51:29
but it
01:51:29
I need the tote bag so bad right now
01:51:35
It talks about how fine art is a little it's a tax haven for the rich where they they just basically
01:51:42
borrow money
01:51:44
future art and right, you know, so they you know, and and for some reason it's it's it's it's
01:51:48
Some reason businesses can buy art and it's tax-free. It's tradable stocks now
01:51:53
Now clearly you're saying that you say that
01:51:57
because because Jay-z is a
01:51:59
Known drug avid art collector. He's even tell me he's an avid art. He's God. He's gotten into art for
01:52:12
And
01:52:14
It's not just like rich it's not just rich normal people
01:52:21
Terrorists the terrorists use it to to raise money for some reason, right?
01:52:25
And so, you know because they can they do it under the table way under the table
01:52:29
Yeah, that sticker reminds your stinger or
01:52:33
Bumper reminds me of the laundromat and I used to go to the pizza shoot
01:52:39
Well, it was used to be the laundry chute, but then they started serving pizzas
01:52:42
They started calling it the pizza chute. And so I was like asshole
01:52:47
My first date with my wife my current wife. It was
01:52:52
Sorry, my first wife. Do you have a previous wife? No
01:52:58
She wasn't my fiancee yet. She was just my new girlfriend. So this is like 24 years ago and we
01:53:07
Hold up
01:53:08
You have another wife
01:53:10
Does she know?
01:53:12
No, she's still my first wife. No. Well, I mean sure. Yeah, we sure
01:53:21
Any but you won't play the you won't play the kid
01:53:26
You're gonna you're gonna leave it's next I know
01:53:30
We got this we got this. All right, he mentioned he mentioned hundred but he mentioned
01:53:37
He's watching but he's he's gotta make CP time. Let me tell you something brother brother
01:53:43
This is a great summation of our situation
01:53:47
The election went from drool runnings to cool runnings faster than a female cop can fumble her firearm
01:53:53
Move over. Okay. Remember we've got a new throat goat and apparently her head shots
01:53:59
Don't miss Kamala Harris or as we call her war hawk to us the half-black half Indian parents met at a 7-eleven
01:54:07
Robbery is officially the Democratic nominee
01:54:10
Surely the Dems the party that calls Trump the end of democracy
01:54:15
Surely they allowed the voters to choose Kamala, right? What no wait, there's no right to choose guys
01:54:22
This is a presidential election not a woman's body in Oklahoma now
01:54:25
I don't want to seem like a flat-earthing dinosaur denying believe all women conspiracy theorists
01:54:34
Democrats drag Biden's lifeless course through the campaign long enough to avoid a primary so they could place whoever they wanted as the nominee and
01:54:42
That's about as Democratic as North Korea's got talent sidebar last year's winner Ching Chong chestnut
01:54:54
Congratulations
01:54:55
That's a lot of rats we'll look forward to seeing how many next year
01:54:59
What I'm saying is they use the vegetable to install a plant and honestly
01:55:04
We would have been happier with a fruit, but the reality is it doesn't matter last week. Trump became
01:55:09
Invincible literally he was leading before and now he's number one with a bullet at this point if the Dems wanted to beat thrifty
01:55:16
They'd have to run George Washington and Kamala could work for him paid paid now
01:55:22
Why is Trump invent? I think there was a slave reference occasion is that yeah, obviously brother with a hard-r
01:55:29
And also because then I transformed it pug-faced incel
01:55:34
Brother, did you see that reference to brother? Sorry
01:55:38
Why
01:55:40
Because he is the power of Hulkamania obviously brother with a hard-r and also still watching Ryan's pimple-lipped pug-faced
01:55:50
Tried to make Trump's brain public domain
01:55:53
Fortunately, even a bullet couldn't make Donald open-minded now getting a shot off at the president must be an incredibly difficult thing to accomplish
01:56:01
I mean not as difficult as finding binoculars to fit his eyes Jesus
01:56:06
he looks like the sloth from Ice Age, but he must have designed a pretty ingenious plot to circumvent the Secret Service and oh
01:56:13
What's that?
01:56:14
Wait, you're saying that her P Potter was just walking around with a loaded gun like he was on an Alec Baldwin set
01:56:20
He was carrying a fucking ladder and a rangefinder
01:56:22
He propped it up on a building that had cops in it
01:56:25
Positioned himself on the roof with a perfect sight line to the president and no one did anything this Mickey Mouse security detail is so goofy
01:56:32
It made Donald duck. Oh boy
01:56:36
In charge of the Secret Service a lady wait, but seriously, well, of course
01:56:40
She didn't have anyone on top of the building women only care about shots on a roof when there's a pool party now
01:56:45
I don't want to seem like a bigfoot tracking moon landing denying Jews and I don't take no orders from the woman
01:56:51
But it doesn't exactly feel like a 20 year old fetal alcohol face
01:56:56
McLovin should be able to infiltrate the most advanced security detail in history
01:57:00
I mean the only other thing he's penetrated was his palm
01:57:03
Did Kim Cheeto hire Epstein's NyQuil Nightwatch? What the fuck is going on here? This just doesn't feel right and that's the problem
01:57:11
Nothing feels right. We have officially entered the post-truth age. We can't trust the media
01:57:17
We can't trust the government. We can't trust the pharmaceutical industry. We can't even trust the food we eat. So who can you trust?
01:57:25
Me your good friend Schultz
01:57:28
He just summed up everything I wanted to say in the last year and a half of podcasting in
01:57:35
38 seconds
01:57:37
His podcast is called flagrant
01:57:41
No way
01:57:42
He's the one he's the sound alike
01:57:45
Flagrant, it's he's been around before us
01:57:47
No idea though
01:57:49
You had no idea when you know, John Williams is not guilty of plagiarism
01:57:54
Never heard holds before but I just doubt he's never heard before. Yeah
01:58:00
We see any of that hearing stuff before that cut resigned. You see a lot of that shit
01:58:06
Were there questions? No, hang on a second
01:58:12
The FBI knows if I saw it or not
01:58:16
You got a squeaker for that
01:58:19
Nope, I'm not allowed to hit the squeaky. We're looking into that
01:58:24
Excuse me, ma'am. Did you prepare for that? I like yeah
01:58:28
Bullshit, how about that one? How about that line? Oh shit. I just I just dropped a link in the private chat there
01:58:33
That's just a quick Lincoln minute 40 seconds, dude
01:58:36
My job only for me John Wilkes Booth acted alone
01:58:44
While I come over right so yeah one of the one of the guys
01:58:48
He went there and he's a former army sniper and he's in Congress now and he took a video
01:58:52
I was trying to find it. I should have been in my history, but it's not so fuck you YouTube, but
01:58:57
Fuck you
01:58:58
the media
01:59:01
Fuck you, but the media thing you notice
01:59:03
All right is the water tower which is 200 feet away from there and he's like why wasn't there a sniper up there?
01:59:07
He points at the window because they are literally they were looking out the window
01:59:12
That they could have seen him out of but they had apparently left that window to go look for him
01:59:19
What yeah, there was a lot of confusion lots of
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Yeah
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Yep
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Benny Hill
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Wasn't too good anyway
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Did you see the FBI today?
01:59:41
Apologize I said well it might have been a bullet, but it might have been glass
01:59:44
Oh really, where did the glass come from or it might have been shrapnel whether the shrapnel come from
01:59:51
No, they then said it was a bullet. They just try and do it. It just never ends with these people
01:59:56
They raid Mar-a-Lago. They do things so bad so bad our country is so sick
02:00:00
But they apologize we accept their apology
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so now we have a
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new candidate to defeat the most incompetent unpopular and far-left vice-president and
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American history, that's what she is the most
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Incompetent, but certainly the most
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What about Shiloh?
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we're going to
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Shiloh Colfax was far left. He Ulysses S. Grant's first
02:00:32
Running mate and he chose a different running mate for his second term because Shiloh Colfax was so unpopular
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Look up Shiloh Colfax
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I
02:00:48
Think that's from Big Daddy
02:00:53
Shiloh Colfax
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Ulysses S. Grant's first looks a lot like link does that look like Lincoln now?
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Does that mean make me racist is it apply to white people too?
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Cuz no, it looks like fucking Lincoln right beard. No must know. It looked like Michio Kaku seen chicken
02:01:15
Now you're racist again
02:01:23
Speaking of racist. No, you're doing a great job. Okay
02:01:29
Inquiry to the matter before the court. Well, that's what that's what's wrong with the court judge a black man
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They got a chance down here. I'm black. Are you the judge that don't count?
02:01:40
This
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Why don't you arrest some white drivers I do you do well, look at all these niggas in here
02:01:55
Look around here. It's enough niggas in here to make a Tarzan movie
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I
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Think that white guy's life is actually in jeopardy. I'm scared for him. That was on regular TV back in the day
02:02:20
Nothing Wow hard are
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You sure I put the H on it to emphasize it's not a little saw
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I will say any form of
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Nigga, you know, I'm cured of that
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Sure, I just want to follow up. I don't want to follow up on the last thing we're talking about cuz I have one more drop
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Maniacs run wild on you brother
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Thanks for stepping on it. But sorry, I thought you were gonna talk
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I didn't I wouldn't step on your cuts and your clips sound bites. I was trying to step on you
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Shout out 200 Biden
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They're gonna put you all back in chains. Oh
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Dear
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Well, I don't think you say that
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I don't think there's anything wrong with that
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143 pounds with safety glasses and a will to not just melt plastic but also
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Look at him
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Number one correspondent with his
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Pulse of our made of rubber and what's going on in our META at this very location on this date every year so far
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Nothing has happened. Is that what happened today?
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What? Okay. Well
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This is an important what?
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But since nothing was going on I went to maintenance and now you go when something breaks, you know, you go to maintenance
02:04:03
yeah, I went to see the maintenance guys and said my staplers out of staples and
02:04:10
and
02:04:10
To which they said you got to be kidding me. And so I had two choices
02:04:14
To make I was either going to tell them the truth that yes. In fact, I was joking or
02:04:20
double down on the joke
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And he won't fill the stapler now that I'm stooping his daughter
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What a bitch. I know who cares just fill the staples. We got a job. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, we got work to do. Okay
02:04:43
One was round table of pedophiles
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You you mean Michael Jackson? Yeah, and
02:04:49
Bill Cosby we could exchange notes like, you know kind of cocktails to serve
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That's probably a good idea. Okay
02:04:58
Yeah, what the fuck
02:05:00
Tell you we don't say the nigger word. We're also not just allowed to say faggot or cunt
02:05:04
Yeah, so careful with that and we'll just take on it. I think you just did. We'll edit that out in post
02:05:11
Okay, that's all right
02:05:13
This week we're doing art right now
02:05:16
Way I kind of wanted to go with this is Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles your thoughts
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Anything specific about them or just like their names?
02:05:25
Yeah, Raphael Leonardo
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Donatello and Michael
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right and
02:05:31
They're named after famous artists. Yeah. Yeah, there's um
02:05:35
There's a video of like a rap battle with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and the actual artists. Oh
02:05:42
You'd have to look it up. It's a play that clip roll the clip Brady
02:05:46
See, I didn't watch I thought I'd watch this fresh. That's why you gotta pull it up. Jamie hold that up. That's pretty good
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What is it?
02:05:56
Of course the foil hat kind and they're named after famous
02:06:03
There's a video of like a rap battle with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and the actual artists
02:06:09
Oh, you'd have to look it up. It's a play that clip roll the clip Brady
02:06:15
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles versus
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Yeah, pull that up
02:06:22
Okay
02:06:22
Another direction I can go with it is of course the foil hat concept in the background is some of these famous artwork
02:06:51
Back on the street, I take the turtle in the tournament admits me you don't really want to step to the bench
02:06:56
He I love the ladies. I like to keep it mellow
02:06:58
So let me pass the mic to my man
02:07:00
Donatello ha shell but you're gross in the middle wouldn't want to touch you with a six-foot chisel born and goop raised in poop
02:07:05
That's nice to a root for men. Just like fruit. Oh
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Can't quite
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Don't tell me who you are again, dude, cuz I don't got him a lot of food
02:07:53
Would you do that's because you mutants are too immature. You wouldn't know genius
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I've been pissing you so we got the town and the mind
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Because I can't be me don't go ahead and hate we just get on my guys draw more dicks to New York
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Who won who won that rap battle I would give it to the old guy
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I
02:08:24
Usually set up for whoever goes second to win, but I don't think the Turtles won that Felix
02:08:29
Felt like some of the lyrics I couldn't hear cuz you got to get your message above the music when you're doing a pair
02:08:33
it is the Amelie in the sky or
02:08:36
battles of history teenage mutant Ninja Turtles versus
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Something it's just the artist
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Okay, another direction I can go with it is the of course the foil hat concept in the background is some of these
02:08:50
famous artworks there's like a UFO or
02:08:53
anomaly in the sky or
02:08:56
some of the ancient like
02:08:58
Carvings have some suspicions like that kind of looks like a spaceship. Yeah, or an alien or a giant
02:09:04
So there's a lot of those kind of things
02:09:07
another foil hat concept is
02:09:10
most
02:09:11
Our collectors do so for money laundering. Yeah
02:09:15
I've heard that before like the banana tape to the to the canvas for like 20 million or some stupid shit like that
02:09:28
Most
02:09:31
Art collectors do so for money laundering. Yeah, I've heard that before like the banana tape to the
02:09:38
Canvas for like 20 million or some stupid shit like that precisely. Yeah, I'm on to their tricks
02:09:45
Told you he knows I've got my finger on the pulse as they say as above so below
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Love that in this corner at 143 pounds with safety glasses and a will to not just melt plastic but also
02:10:09
Now oh I'm a big kid now, I just noticed the Pampers ad in that that's great
02:10:16
The Pampers pull up
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That's
02:10:25
I just want to fact-check. It was a hundred. Yeah. No, I'm sure you've already heard about the banana duct-tape tool. I
02:10:34
Believe the kids had two million. So never mind your other way by the way, I don't take no orders from no women
02:10:41
And I don't
02:10:44
What's it worth now, it was worth yeah, it was worth 150,000 then
02:10:54
I
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Don't I don't know
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No, no, I just hit back I hit the he played he played along
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120,000 and I'll get to the
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150 150 was what it maxed out at. Um, no, we had such a good session
02:11:15
We'd like did some extra ones like it was I I was really happy with it because we didn't say the the cunt word
02:11:24
So that was good
02:11:27
Because you can't say that you can't say that in like mixed company or on the internet or like two people or with
02:11:34
People
02:11:38
It sounds better when they say it still no just no no, you can't either the H on it to emphasize it's yeah
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Maybe you put an H on it come
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On
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What are you saying there
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We've got comments this week, are you just telling people to comment?
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Both, please comment like subscribe
02:12:19
Joe common gravity is a theory density is a law. Did we get that one last week?
02:12:24
Density is a law
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Density is a law. I
02:12:34
Is
02:12:35
Okay, just making sure so how does his hair stand up like that in that picture there?
02:12:41
It's against all gravity. Oh
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I got it. So that doesn't help my point. It helps his is a lot of these comments might be at
02:12:49
the rap talk
02:12:53
Ravens Ravens for life commented. He must be talking about renegade now. I have no idea what that means. But you guys
02:12:59
Renegade yeah, that's the song I was talking about
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Yeah, that was it and renegade and D raise burst
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You'll notice a common factor with all these usernames
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Compact if he's talking about renegade M killed J on that
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Yeah, I'm killed J on that
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Absolutely killed him and Arlene the dragon lady lock step and pipe climbers our new subscribers
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Thank you
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Yeah
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And I think there was only one other
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Comment do we get did he he didn't win honestly about obviously about Trump. We did we get that one last week?
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long live King Biden
02:13:43
Long viral Biden. What's Scarborough? Hey Scarborough you there? Hello Scarborough. Oh, was that one of the
02:13:51
Joe
02:13:52
Scarborough Joe Scarborough was one of the interviewers in one of the face swap. I think you think so
02:13:58
Thank you for the comment, yeah, there's way back with off-brand matrix and all that we got those and then on tic-tac
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Wraith QM
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Jxpz mentioned us in their comment a first
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Now I'm gonna see what that comment is
02:14:16
Oh, they tagged us
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They tagged I will say in the Royce 5 the 5-9 version of renegade
02:14:22
Royce actually starts his verse the same way Eminem does and Royce
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His verse comes first on this and a lot of times that's the person who lays their verse first
02:14:30
So actually Eminem is ripping off. Oh, it's some bullshit initially so and sorry
02:14:36
Royce the 5-9 is good. He's talented
02:14:39
Yeah, he's great. He's better than Eminem in my opinion, but I
02:14:43
He's got a smoother flow. I
02:14:45
Completely trust your opinion over mine because I have none
02:14:48
It does not
02:14:51
But I like Kevin Gates, there's something wrong with my brain
02:14:59
Because I like who I am
02:15:16
Yeah
02:15:19
Yeah, I find it interesting it's like not boring
02:15:24
Who are you guys talking I like his message so I I saw him on the internet a
02:15:30
Hundred times before I actually heard his music and he kind of preached a positive message
02:15:35
He was always doing something like he was always lean back kind of gangster and some gangster ass car talking some just positive shit
02:15:40
And it's just like yeah. Yeah, who's this motherfucker with this tattooed fate and he's not he's not a young
02:15:46
He's a he's of the newer rappers, but he's not a young guy
02:15:51
He's younger but
02:15:54
Everyone's younger than I am. You see young guy or young her
02:15:58
I just like this newest album because apparently he broke off with his wife that he was with or whatever
02:16:05
And so some of the songs are about that and it's like I I don't give a I don't give a fuck about that
02:16:10
Why'd you say broke off instead of broke up? I?
02:16:14
Don't know if they were even married. It's black people shit. You know is that different black people break off and
02:16:21
I'm fucking learning
02:16:24
More you know Gary's initial Gary's initial reaction is like oh my god. You're saying some erases
02:16:29
You've never listened to fucking one oh five nine or I have
02:16:35
Regular thing it's like normalize. It's like oh yeah the side chick
02:16:38
You know but as long as he comes back home like even the other female that was our dear flag
02:16:44
Brady did you see the bug that flew past my face? Is that why you played that dear flag? He was about
02:16:51
Men that see it. I was fine with my husband cheating on me told the church lady, right?
02:16:57
What I know that's not cool. Yeah, I sucked it down pretty hard. Yeah
02:17:05
Remember this no, I'll just get it. Yeah
02:17:32
Roadhead they got Rambrandt in there
02:17:40
You got the Rambrandt
02:18:09
I
02:18:13
Like the replay
02:18:26
Films food puppets and more
02:18:33
I
02:18:33
Don't think it was puppets and more so quick quick question off the top of the head
02:18:37
Is there specifically any any art don't think about it too hard is there any art that you guys absolutely?
02:18:43
Hate off the top of your head Brady. We already know rap music Gary. Where do you sit?
02:18:47
I don't hate I don't I don't understand it. They've debt reminds. Yeah, you nailed it, dude
02:18:51
It looks like a Van Halen guitar
02:18:55
You know
02:18:57
being played
02:18:59
Like being played
02:19:01
No, he's got he's got I'm gonna pull it up as long as you say as long as you say it
02:19:08
Jackson Pollock roll the clip Brady. I
02:19:11
Pull it. Oh, yeah, I roll the clip. I don't pull it up. I don't want to steal Jamie's thunder
02:19:14
No, I don't think I don't think that's possible
02:19:19
Brady he's just sent me a clip of his penis
02:19:22
To me I'd love
02:19:26
That's I don't like Rod Stewart see that you see you see what I'm saying, that's
02:19:37
Bad and he made the guitar he made the guitar
02:19:43
Like Piper
02:19:46
He designed the art on the guitar he didn't make the guitar show was the lost everyone
02:19:52
glitched out
02:19:54
He inspired the design of the art on the guitar he didn't build the guitar the art
02:20:00
The art on the guitar. So no
02:20:03
Minutes, but the beginning the beginning does a little clip show of most paintings most of what we're in
02:20:09
I'm strange human like figure. Yeah
02:20:13
Rocks engraved you like of years ago with images of flying fake. No, just kidding
02:20:21
No
02:20:21
To be
02:20:24
Astronauts no, I mean the no carving decade
02:20:26
They were made in like the 60s and now they're trying to sell them as 8,000 years old some of the most
02:20:31
Extraordinary and mysterious rock art ever discovered
02:20:35
Now we're investigating the top alien petroglyphs that just may hold aliens petroglyphs
02:20:50
Northwestern Australia
02:20:52
here in a rugged desert region known as
02:20:56
Our dozens of caves. Let's see the thing about this is they go they go
02:21:00
Australia right? That's a continent called kind of by itself and then they go to
02:21:04
somewhere else
02:21:06
Separated by mass distances of water and they have the same type of same type of shit. So that's kind of but they're
02:21:13
Humanoid and I just think they're similar concepts like like will you go way back to our first episode?
02:21:17
Gary's like look, there's square blocks all over. I'm like, don't you think he's like and it must be alien connection
02:21:23
I'm like, don't you think that we're just putting them together because they look the same like I mean, we're I
02:21:28
Mean, yes, if you want to if you want to go with that
02:21:29
I mean what has what has big dark eyes moles because they've been every dark for
02:21:35
Neither the time nor the crayons to explain everything how every single thing you just said was wrong
02:21:41
But I did say that there were giant stone structures that looked very similar in Indonesia and South America and in Egypt
02:21:49
and you said
02:21:52
That since they were built out of giant stones, wouldn't they be made of the same composition and you were right about that
02:21:59
But I mean you were trying to you were trying to create similarities to something that was automatically
02:22:06
Similarities is not a word
02:22:09
Similar
02:22:12
Similarities, I'm sorry. No, I meant singular
02:22:17
No
02:22:22
Weirdly oh
02:22:23
Nice good work. Well, I'm just saying so so if they were to if they were to have drawn something with big black eyes
02:22:29
it would have been
02:22:31
something that had come out of
02:22:33
Cave existence because it would have mole like eyes where they have
02:22:38
Yeah
02:22:41
Pupils right. Yeah, that's yeah. So what have you ever seen? You're seeing Asian anime, right draw a white person
02:22:50
Haha
02:22:52
That's I'm done. That's it. That's it. That's racist
02:22:55
But I'm saying that so just because they were drawn with giant eyes
02:22:58
You're saying that they all must have seen something with giant eyes is I don't want to say ridiculous because that's wrong, but ridiculous
02:23:06
Ridiculous, yeah
02:23:07
Chances are that they were just bad. They could have all been bad drawers and let's see do they all right?
02:23:12
So let's look at ours
02:23:14
Drawers gone you're frozen by the way. So is this one? This is in one location
02:23:19
Yeah, I mean to be honest they look more like birds than people to me if I had to pick I'd say that's a chicken
02:23:24
I don't know why but I
02:23:27
Think that's it. It looks like angry birds and
02:23:30
There's a chicken. I bet you they ate a lot of these birds
02:23:33
Again I'm making shit up almost kind of being an extra ass. Oh, wait. This also looks like a chicken to me. Oh
02:23:40
No, whatever it is. I think I see becomes a chick
02:23:47
Also, I mean
02:23:48
Whatever it wants, but it kicked me off my
02:24:00
Scene throughout history
02:24:02
historical cave drawings in the halo around the head and religious in
02:24:07
Religion is that they're of a higher being there a higher power that there's some type of godly like being in the ancient
02:24:15
World where that got like that type of spirituality doesn't exist
02:24:20
They deem these halos as someone from outer space literally
02:24:26
Yeah, and they're both interpreted
02:24:29
They're both drawn in both cultures
02:24:31
even though one believes in a religious aspect of it and one believes in a humanoid aspect that literally came in
02:24:37
Spaceships from a net chicken looks like an owl
02:24:40
They both draw the same shit yet have completely different concepts of how Brady is that chicken an owl?
02:24:48
Or am I just crazy both are in they both are in lockstep with each other
02:24:52
But that's an owl, right? Are we locked up? It looks like that's an owl. It looks like a city chicken
02:25:00
City chickens pork
02:25:03
All right. Well, it looks like a city chicken. Okay, that's doesn't look like okay. That's just pork
02:25:09
Okay walk
02:25:14
I'm gonna sign off. This is exactly what I wanted to talk about. I mean you're pissing me off
02:25:21
This is art. I
02:25:23
Think these are I mean, this is a horribly drawn face is what it is. It looks like a snow cave drawing
02:25:31
They still look like owls to me
02:25:34
It could be that's not a good one rotation, but the halo again the halo the halo the halo, but again
02:25:40
This is I'm using the same argument as I did with the stones. You're picking a face which you have I have Gary has
02:25:47
saying
02:25:49
Because I'm so let me get this straight to before I argue against it and obviously this one was in prison because it has a
02:25:54
Teardrop tattoo for so yeah, it does
02:25:57
And then murder your thing is is these are all the same because they have a round circle around their head and their eyes are
02:26:03
bigger
02:26:04
Or are you saying that they all look the same like similar meaning? They're the same
02:26:09
you
02:26:11
Or you are you are in
02:26:15
interpretate your
02:26:17
This one looks nothing of this
02:26:20
This is Deadpool and Wolverine if you ask me
02:26:25
This is
02:26:28
They're in Utah and punish
02:26:30
Utah
02:26:32
Huh, no spoiler
02:26:35
Punisher might actually be no spoiler alerts. Did you guys say before I say any before?
02:26:42
Did you guys
02:26:45
The latter day of
02:26:48
Strange dum-dum-dum-dum-dum
02:26:50
So you have to ask what was it that inspired these
02:26:53
Yeah, anybody that starts off with you have to ask for the people that draw the same thing on the other side of the world
02:27:00
It's true
02:27:01
People draw the same stuff because people think the same stuff because people have similar experiences because we're in similar situations
02:27:08
Oh my god, that's brilliant already already cutting you off ready
02:27:12
So what what is what is always asked that people don't understand is that?
02:27:17
Dipshits like you that that listen to ancient aliens that think that they're stating facts
02:27:23
You're wrong. They're asking questions
02:27:26
Every single thing is a question the chariots of
02:27:30
Questions
02:27:38
No, no the dipshits interpret it as news because they hear these things and they think that people are insinuating
02:27:44
No, they are literally just asking questions. So here here here here
02:27:48
curious people ask
02:27:50
You might wonder
02:27:54
I
02:27:54
Have to ask but to say you have to ask
02:28:00
Your wife is a question what he's putting himself
02:28:03
implication there
02:28:05
He's putting himself in a fake
02:28:08
Authoritarian position over you to make him sound educated by saying you have to ask
02:28:12
So if I'm an idiot, if I don't go why aren't I asking I have to ask
02:28:21
You have to wear the ribbon
02:28:24
You think no like someone like you or I just walked over the one day or what there one day saw these pictures and went
02:28:30
That must be what that is. No, no
02:28:32
Whole whoa, whoa, just cuz I said they're not aliens doesn't mean I don't think they're significant. Stop stop
02:28:38
If you're filling a huge gap, they're obviously significant if they're real they're significant from Australia to Utah
02:28:45
Then they're gonna go to a different continent and there's similarities and all of the things that these people are drawing
02:28:51
So listen drawer to destroy. We all put on one leg at a time except me. I jump into both at once
02:29:00
What about cultures that don't wear pants
02:29:04
Yeah, yeah, they don't count
02:29:05
Why would they count
02:29:08
Why would that matter because they're a humanoid and they have a completely different life experience yet if they were to decide to
02:29:14
Pop quiz asshole. Why do we wear pants instead of loincloths? I learned this on flagrance
02:29:22
Horseback riding quiz hot shot. Perfect
02:29:28
Let's watch this let's watch these dumbasses
02:29:30
Chicken
02:29:40
Frequency that's blocking
02:29:51
Who came down from the stars to help the people which is what the native legends say
02:29:57
I'm gonna work on my yodeling. I would love to argue with this guy
02:30:01
I would I would follow that up by is it possible that it's not
02:30:07
Books he's been on almost every episode of ancient aliens. He does talks
02:30:12
He travels around and speaks to people so you can actually literally go and pay to see him and then debate
02:30:19
You're arguing for me. So everything he's saying he has benefit incentive
02:30:24
And all that create I I can pay him don't don't you cut me off for being right?
02:30:31
The reason the reason he's doing that is because he has to create and sustain
02:30:37
his
02:30:50
No way
02:30:54
Did you get the subtle nuance there I
02:30:57
Played again. I
02:30:59
May understand did you get the subtle nuance in the in the play it again?
02:31:04
We are we are
02:31:16
Oh
02:31:17
That was child labor I get it well it goes from making things at home to you know child labor
02:31:24
Shifts rather dramatically to child labor
02:31:27
Well, that's still a cottage industry at that point, right? I mean whether you have oh, yeah. Oh, yeah kids. Those are your kids
02:31:34
No, no, if you own them, yeah, if they're yours, right, right. Yeah, they're yours. Yeah. Oh god
02:31:40
Where have we gone the last the last two are I love it. I mean, I love it. That's technically that is stinger or
02:31:47
I guess that's technically it's not a trailer. We know that that's technically where the cottage industry becomes
02:31:54
So it becomes either a cottage industry where you're taking advantage. It was a cottage on a lake. It was beautiful
02:31:59
Yeah, it was beautiful. That's why it goes a slave labor of me
02:32:08
I'm absolutely wrong with that statement. But what I think it is is what we need a new word for that
02:32:14
I
02:32:15
Still believe I know I'm wrong. Nobody accepts it. I tried to find anybody else that references it
02:32:19
I'm the first one to use it that way. It doesn't mean it's the wrong way
02:32:25
Last week
02:32:27
But so what I can't call it if nobody's going to adopt calling these thieves and bigfooters and you know flat earthers
02:32:34
There's the whole bunch of cottage industries, obviously, but if we're not going to accept that then we can either call it deceptive street
02:32:40
We could call it myth. It's really good
02:32:42
How about how about hoaxonomy, I got a I got a
02:33:01
They are not ranked one through four it is just oh, they're not for
02:33:06
Okay, Mount Rushmore since wait, hang on
02:33:08
Let me say mine first since it's my bit for replacing the word cottage cottage industry. I have
02:33:15
Deceptive street. I'm not even drinking, but I feel hammered drunk. This is nice. I get high on the show. We should get higher
02:33:22
Mythistry, which I don't really like
02:33:25
Hoax on me hoax on me hoax on me hoax off of me hoax on my hoax off of me
02:33:33
hoax on
02:33:35
there could be
02:33:36
Fabric fabric on me
02:33:39
Fabricate fabric on me, you know and my personal favorite illusion earring. Oh
02:33:48
The only one that actually connects to the industry and see because those illusion earring could be Disney could be just lying
02:33:54
The only one that I like on me is either hoax on me or deceptive Street
02:34:01
Live
02:34:02
Oksana me decepticons and if a Mount Rushmore is not in order. Those are just the four, right?
02:34:10
Broken, I go George Washington Pikachu
02:34:15
Cabin crunch
02:34:18
And cottage
02:34:19
Kind of like shit. It's just a board with a bunch of resistors and shit on it. I thought we were getting much higher
02:34:25
Does it does it light up? I?
02:34:29
Only have one question
02:34:33
Can we get much higher I can fix that too
02:35:03
We've got a mute and we've got enough Oh, those are actually cough and off mic
02:35:11
Those are cough clips
02:35:18
Are you kidding me great shirt, holy crap
02:35:32
Oh
02:35:55
Almost actual
02:36:03
Oh
02:36:04
Happy little tree
02:36:15
That's nice Brady
02:36:18
Thank my friend
02:36:23
Yeah
02:36:36
You
02:36:37
Grace before me it's gracious God
02:36:40
We have sinned against thee and are unworthy of Jabber mercy
02:36:43
Pardon our sins and bless these mercies for our use and help us to eat and drink to that glory for Christ's sake. Hey, man
02:36:51
Hey, man
02:36:53
If you criticize religion that every so often somebody will say quite disapprovingly
02:36:58
You may not have faith in God
02:37:00
But you could show a bit more Jabber for those people who do and you might find yourself thinking well
02:37:05
Actually, maybe they're right. It wouldn't hurt to show a bit more respect after all
02:37:10
Nobody likes to be told point-blank that their religion is a crock of delusional ointment and a force for Jim
02:37:16
That what they call faith is merely fear dressed up as virtue and that their pure old beliefs are a straitjacket on the whole of
02:37:23
Humanity's that's jibber to put anybody's nose out of joint. So
02:37:29
In a large automobile
02:37:33
And you might ask yourself, this is not my beautiful house, what does that dance move?
02:37:41
Does that in that video
02:37:45
I can do the Jerry Lewis. Yo, I'm Mike D and I can do the Jerry Lewis
02:37:51
I'm a way to White Castle
02:37:55
Yo, I'm Mike D
02:37:58
I'm fly trance live. I'm looking for it. There's one here somewhere. I know there is I assume everyone has down syndrome
02:38:11
That's hilarious
02:38:14
Door is that good drawer is that good door? Is that good?
02:38:20
Holy crap guys. Good job. This is no
02:38:22
I'm gonna sell this as art like I was trying to include us in the art conversation
02:38:28
We've we've delivered a masterpiece here. This is our Rembrandt
02:38:33
See, I'm making a category error because I'm pointing it out
02:38:38
Rembrandt is the artist
02:38:40
He's not the the masterpiece like
02:38:44
to say that you've you've done you've made your Rembrandt is to make a category error and
02:38:52
I've been preaching
02:38:54
Category errors for a while now
02:38:58
I guess it's a bad because I was going to a team sport. That's a bad analogy. I mean
02:39:05
Valuing valuing Michael Jordan, that'd be my rap name, by the way
02:39:09
We're going Jordan, but it is a team sport, right? I guess it's like my rap name would be a don't see
02:39:15
Valuing the gold medal medal over the athlete that that wins it
02:39:18
but you if you have a Michael Jack of Michael Jordan of
02:39:22
performance on
02:39:24
Any in any sport you're you're actually doing quite well and everyone know this
02:39:30
Yes, there is not already an anal G. I'm gonna be anal G. That's my rap name anal G
02:39:38
What yeah, all right edit
02:39:41
All right. So I've got a quick something. I want to throw out here really quick if I can find it really quick
02:39:46
Throw out or throw
02:39:49
In one of my
02:39:52
Break apart of the one of the podcasts that I divulging because I'm a mild wrestling fan
02:39:58
Is Vince Russo's castrating the marks, which is behind a paywall
02:40:02
but it's a hilarious show because they pull clips from all the people that
02:40:06
Pretend like they're journalists like wrestling is a fake sport, but there's journalists that aren't credentialed that cover
02:40:20
Big news this just in wrestling is not real, right? Yeah. No, there's journalists that cover the sport as if it's real
02:40:28
but
02:40:29
They like take it too. Seriously, like they they do big gamble on it continue. No, they're
02:40:36
Because they gamble because they don't you don't win
02:40:39
That means that they just mean that like if you don't win the championship, that means you weren't a good wrestler
02:40:45
Meanwhile, it's it's scripted
02:40:46
So the most popular person is the one that wins the championship
02:40:50
Usually the people that are the better workers are the ones that are the ones making that person look good
02:40:55
like it's the industry decides who gets put over that goes for pro wrestling and the music industry and
02:41:03
Acting and all that. Yeah, sure
02:41:04
Yeah, you don't get put over if if you're if you're not lined up to do so
02:41:09
Sam is the president of the United States who decided to put over a calm
02:41:14
camera
02:41:17
calamity
02:41:18
Kalamata
02:41:21
It's pronounced
02:41:29
It's a carny industry and you're basically working your audience to get money Oh
02:41:34
carny industry stinger
02:41:37
Yeah
02:41:38
Well, so this so one of my favorite bits from their show is they usually have fart or not
02:41:42
So whether it's they have a sound from an audio podcast, right?
02:41:46
This is a clip that I'm I heard one of you guys part earlier
02:41:51
It will make the show so I'll present the clip next week from there was a one clap
02:41:55
I know it's gonna make the show. I know the teaser this next week
02:41:59
But okay, I'll tune in now
02:42:03
No, we're gonna
02:42:04
Clip now, so this is
02:42:09
Right the way underneath first saying Aggie better part. Well, it was but it was off the sleeves
02:42:17
It drove to the Olympics
02:42:22
It's a man
02:42:25
The man isn't Mike it's just the announcer it was fucking loud though
02:42:30
When we were driving I drove a bunch of cars today test test driving cars and it rained a little bit
02:42:37
So my shoe is making this awful
02:42:39
It was so loud. My daughter's like, please stop because as I was driving I was doing on the pedal
02:42:45
Making art
02:42:49
Competition these two are kind of our favorites to be honest, but didn't you know before you played it that I was gonna say bullshit
02:42:55
It's not
02:43:00
It drove down
02:43:05
It sounds like
02:43:10
No, it's the announcer farting but wait, so you're saying if they're not Mike
02:43:23
I see I got you. You're not saying it's the announcer farting. I caught up. I have caught up
02:43:30
Oh
02:43:34
Okay, now it sounds like a lot it sounds like a chainsaw starting it
02:43:40
If you put your ear closer to the microphone
02:43:49
It's a chainsaw somebody somebody started going not a part not a part
02:43:57
I
02:44:17
Hear I hear
02:44:21
Yarmulke
02:44:23
No, I hear no chicken
02:44:28
Chicken
02:44:31
Chicken
02:44:32
It drove down
02:44:47
Brilliant stuff there
02:44:50
It's like sound just like a fucking chainsaw
02:44:54
Starting way in the background and then they realize they're an arena
02:44:57
They can't do a chainsaw so like they didn't let it go. They took their finger off the
02:45:02
That's more plausible than a fart. Don't you think?
02:45:06
Nice start it up. All right test it. See if it sounds the same
02:45:24
Oh
02:45:37
No far to how do they prove it no
02:45:42
He's got a mute button
02:45:44
Slight delay, but it's okay because it's a mute button. Do we know what fight this is? Let's contact him and ask him
02:45:51
Yeah, it's the gold. It's the gold medal contest. It's the gold. It's the finals the Olympics the chick the chick in the white
02:45:57
yeah, Kosovo versus a
02:46:00
Uzbekistan the Uzbekistan one. She was frickin aggressive. She was great
02:46:04
Kosovo was hard to get down that bitch
02:46:07
The people would try to flip her and she just kind of sit there and they just fall to the ground
02:46:11
Uzbekistan kept doing it too, but they she won
02:46:14
She barely won to be honest, but it was it was actually interesting. It's also really interesting
02:46:19
I don't really know what judo is I could sell about throwing and stuff
02:46:22
But there's weird times where they're like standing over each other and it's like I don't know why you can't like grab them and get
02:46:27
Them into an arm bar or a choke hold. It makes no sense to me, but I don't know a
02:46:33
Lot of these sports don't make any sense to me. And again, I feel like next again. It's it's turning into
02:46:40
ESPN the Ocho
02:46:41
Which the one time my girlfriend and I were at Outback and they had ESPN the Ocho on and they were doing literally
02:46:46
Slippery stairs and whoever could climb to the slip. We have that on here. I think we had that on here
02:47:08
You're hungry perhaps or money I give you this chicken today
02:47:15
It's eggs for your dinner. It's the next one next winter
02:47:21
Sorry, I don't know why that was funny
02:47:25
Here comes wait for it
02:47:28
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
02:47:58
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
02:48:28
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
02:48:56
It's the same shit, well I can run up stairs, well I can run up slippery stairs, well I can do it faster than you
02:49:01
It's, it's, it's testosterone, and people think it's a bad thing, but it's what brought the industry
02:49:07
Fast, yeah, it goes about half the way
02:49:08
What kind of industry?
02:49:11
Cottage industries?
02:49:12
Is that what you said? I thought that's what you said
02:49:14
Everybody, come on for the third time, we're starting over, this is crazy
02:49:21
Cooper onto the wall, he's got a couple steps on Trent, this is going to be a two-man race to the top
02:49:29
Can they maintain their balance? Trent is really gaining on them
02:49:33
I love it when they take the other ones out
02:49:35
Yeah, I also like that, that was funny
02:49:37
Oh, check it out, Cooper grabs the bell
02:49:42
They're going to the hump
02:49:43
Oh, I bet you the humps are when they win, these people are boring
02:49:46
And then they got the bitches putting more fucking slime down
02:49:50
Oh, I didn't even notice that, I didn't even notice that
02:49:51
Then they, you know, they're making eye, they make eye contact with one person, and they're just like, we're going to get you
02:49:57
She made it to the top in less than a minute
02:50:00
And if I'm falling down, I'm going my arms and legs out as far as possible, everybody, that's going to
02:50:06
Yeah, I laid out
02:50:08
What's going to happen up top, will she come all the way down?
02:50:11
Her name is Thumbelina, by the way, in case you didn't catch that
02:50:15
Look, now they're throwing their balls down at them, slippery balls
02:50:22
If one of them goes innuendo
02:50:29
One underneath
02:50:32
Two on her side
02:50:35
One on her side
02:50:38
There's the innuendo
02:50:40
Whoa
02:50:42
Yeah, hit the glitch button
02:50:44
I had so much on me
02:50:47
No, oh, oh, oh, oh
02:50:51
I bet you, yeah, I bet you the fucking humps are the wins, which no one wants to see the wins
02:50:56
No, polite competition says you try to avoid hitting people
02:51:03
I love that ESPN ate the outro as a joke
02:51:07
And then it became a thing, and it's literally what it was
02:51:10
Yeah, yeah, yeah, idiocracy, idiocracy is real
02:51:15
Yeah, you just beat me to it, yeah, you just beat me to it
02:51:17
Fucking scary
02:51:18
We can pull that one back up
02:51:20
Smartest man in the world, Gary, but he already did it
02:51:23
Dominique starting to take off
02:51:24
The crowd absolutely loving this here in Costa Mesa
02:51:27
Dominique getting hit in the face by slippery slime and balls
02:51:31
She's gonna reach the top first
02:51:34
Dominique Fajaro, the ladies champion
02:51:36
It was really nerve-wracking
02:51:38
I was trying to pull Serena down
02:51:40
But we just both were not budging
02:51:42
Tell me about when she was grabbing your leg
02:51:44
She really tried to pull you down, but you were just not letting her
02:51:47
Not until the end did they realize we can just wrestle
02:51:49
So I grabbed her leg, trying to get her down
02:51:51
Now they've had the jelly wrestling for a while
02:51:53
So then she eventually won
02:51:55
That's usually the bar
02:51:58
Dominique Fajaro, the ladies champion
02:51:59
I didn't know what to call it
02:52:01
KY Wrestling
02:52:03
Fuck you, Stephen A
02:52:07
I gotta shut him up, he's still talking in my ear
02:52:11
Stephen A
02:52:13
Are you racist?
02:52:16
Yeah
02:52:20
I think we're not racist all the time
02:52:25
But, like, some
02:52:26
Yeah, if you wanna go to that, we can
02:52:30
It's Kamala
02:52:31
Isn't that his name, Kamala, in this movie?
02:52:34
Yeah
02:52:37
President Kamala
02:52:41
Well, thanks for ruining it
02:52:47
Wait, hold on a second
02:52:50
Hold on a second
02:52:51
I'm not, I mean
02:52:52
I'm not mocking you or anything, but
02:52:54
I think I heard a fart
02:52:57
Oh
02:52:58
Listen
02:53:02
Oh, there it is
02:53:08
You ready for this?
02:53:09
Do you know what they call those people?
02:53:12
The Foley Editors
02:53:19
I think it's named after
02:53:21
Foley was probably the first one that went
02:53:23
Why does that movie sound like shit?
02:53:24
Instead of smashing their head, I can smash a watermelon and scrape
02:53:27
There's awesome videos of how they make all those sounds
02:53:30
It's amazing
02:53:31
What does the key grip do?
02:53:34
I always see there's a key grip
02:53:36
I have no idea what a key grip would do
02:53:38
They hold the keys for everything
02:53:41
Bullcrap
02:53:42
No
02:53:44
Insufficient answer
02:53:47
Like a little peanut
02:53:54
I got a three point plan to fix everything
02:53:59
Number one
02:54:00
We got this guy
02:54:02
Number two
02:54:05
He's got a higher IQ than any man alive
02:54:09
And number three
02:54:10
He's gonna fix everything
02:54:12
I give you my word as president
02:54:18
That's the plan
02:54:22
Key grip
02:54:23
What do you call the non
02:54:25
Like the minor grips or the
02:54:26
Key grip is a senior role
02:54:29
On a movie set that involves a variety of
02:54:31
Behind the scenes tasks
02:54:32
Their responsibilities include
02:54:33
Pre-production
02:54:36
Working the director
02:54:39
That's why there was no comma there
02:54:40
It said working the director
02:54:43
Developing a list of all necessary
02:54:45
Equipment
02:54:47
Rigging, safety, camera movement
02:54:49
Supervision, communication
02:54:51
Yeah rigging
02:54:53
Remember what we used to call rigging
02:54:55
Say it
02:54:57
It's rigged
02:55:02
Afroengineering
02:55:04
It's rigged
02:55:06
I put the H on it to emphasize
02:55:10
Rigorously
02:55:11
I played that clip already
02:55:13
Niggerously
02:55:16
No
02:55:17
Speaking of the N word
02:55:18
We can go to my movie clip
02:55:21
That I've been teasing the whole time
02:55:22
This is a movie that's coming out
02:55:23
Which I'm very excited about
02:55:24
It's actually hitting theaters
02:55:26
Unlike the previous movie which is
02:55:29
What is a woman
02:55:30
Which was on the Daily Wire exclusive
02:55:34
This movie is
02:55:35
Am I racist
02:55:36
And it involves Mr. Matt Walsh as well
02:55:41
Republicans or Nazis
02:55:42
You cannot separate yourselves
02:55:44
From the bad white people
02:55:46
Growing up in the 90s
02:55:48
I never thought much about race
02:55:50
Daily Wire is making movies
02:55:51
This is one of them
02:55:54
Being a white, straight, cisgender man
02:55:56
It's the top of the pile
02:55:59
Am I racist
02:56:00
I would really appreciate it if you left
02:56:02
I'm trying to learn, I'm on this journey
02:56:03
Can you please leave
02:56:06
I need to go deeper undercover
02:56:08
If I want to be an ally
02:56:09
I need to look like one
02:56:16
I know he's mocking it
02:56:17
But I still had to flip off the whole community
02:56:19
Not to judge people by the
02:56:22
Is America inherently racist?
02:56:24
What the hell is that?
02:56:25
The word inherent is challenging there
02:56:27
America is racist to its bones
02:56:30
Also inherently
02:56:30
The entire system has to burn
02:56:33
And I'm not going to even use save this country
02:56:35
This country is not worth saving
02:56:36
This country is a piece of shit
02:56:39
Oh, sorry
02:56:42
Sorry
02:56:43
They gonna say I'm racist
02:56:44
Joining us now is Matt, certified DEI expert
02:56:48
Here's my certification
02:56:49
Where are you guys on your anti-racist journeys?
02:56:53
So look around the room
02:56:54
And point to who we believe
02:56:56
Is the most racist person in the room
02:56:59
We want to rename the George Washington Monument
02:57:01
To the George Floyd Monument
02:57:02
Would you mind signing it?
02:57:03
What do you think about this issue of heteronormativity
02:57:07
And how it intersects with
02:57:09
The broader structures of racism
02:57:11
In society
02:57:14
What's up with white people?
02:57:16
What are you doing
02:57:17
To de-center your whiteness?
02:57:19
Who's making it a center? Why are they doing that?
02:57:21
What you're doing is you're stretching
02:57:23
Out of your whiteness
02:57:24
This is more for you in this field
02:57:27
White folks, white trash, white supremacy
02:57:29
White woman, white boy, white entitlement
02:57:31
Centering white silence
02:57:33
Is there a black person around here?
02:57:34
There's a black person right here, does he not exist?
02:57:37
They gonna say I'm racist
02:57:38
But they call everybody racist
02:57:41
Hi Robin
02:57:42
And what's your name?
02:57:44
I'm Matt
02:57:45
I just had to ask who you are because
02:57:49
You have to be careful
02:57:51
Never been too careful
02:57:52
They gonna say you racist
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But they call everybody racist
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Okay, I kind of want to see that
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Yeah, so this is actually in theaters
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On like What Is A Woman
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And he said that his premise in What Is A Woman
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Is kind of letting them
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He asked a lot of questions
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And in this movie he lets them
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Tell him their perspective
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And then he tries to put it to practice
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This guy kind of came
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He was doing podcasts in his car
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And like to just
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I like his dry humor and to just be from
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Go from a podcast to actually
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It's like a Borat
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It's like a Tom Green
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It's like a jackass
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I don't know
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It's a very hybrid but it's also
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What do you call that?
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Societal norms
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Whatever you want to call that
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Human interest project
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Whatever the fuck
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I don't know
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I don't know
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Looks hilarious though
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It's actually going to be in theaters
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It's their first
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Daily Wire, it's their first theatrical
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Release
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Which is kind of cool I guess
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I'm not rooting for him at all
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I really don't give a fuck
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I subscribed to them very briefly for a month
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So I could bootleg
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Lady Ballers and What Is A Woman
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And then also Candace Owens
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Candace Owens making a murder documentary
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Just so I could
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Unlike Peacock and Hulu
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You can actually screen record
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So I've heard, allegedly
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I'm just keeping it for myself
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Allegedly, supposedly
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That's the second time
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You've said that
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Distributedly?
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Don't think you said that right
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That's just enunciation
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Is it?
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Euphemism?
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Mephemism?
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Dice of
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It's gotten to that point
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As above so below
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Amen
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Have a good show
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Shut up
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He had an extra statement after
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