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A good Star Wars line in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
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This is now 10.02.
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Do you know if what you're saying is being left open for misinterpretation?
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Hi, I'm Gary. Welcome to Flag Rants Live.
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Today the topic is ambiguity because my producer can't pronounce it.
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But ambiguousness, ambiguity, being ambiguous can be misleading.
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It could also be an honest mistake and it could also be a dishonest way to
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represent yourself. I'll give you a few examples of this.
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Nostradamus made vague enough predictions that most of them have come true a few dozen times each.
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Are you typing ambiguously?
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There's one chat already. Oh, that was the typing. I get it.
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Um, I have been, I'm guilty of using ambiguous speech in order to not lie
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and not give away the truth. And that's just, that's just, I'm just being honest.
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But ambiguity, um, is, uh, there's, there's a lot of different ways to be
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ambiguous. Uh, a lot of it is a gobbledygook, uh, uh, indecipherable gibberish, incoherent
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nonsense or word salad. Um, there are a dozen ways you can do it. Uh, lexical,
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syntactical, scopal, elliptical, collective or distributive, implicative, uh, uh, presuppositional,
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idiomatic, generic and non-generic, uh, uh, type and token, lexical, um, because
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words have different meanings. So like, um, good example, I, I saw bats.
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Now that could mean I have seen some bats flying around or I take a saw to baseball bats. So I saw
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bats can be ambiguous. And that's a lexical, that's an example of a lexical. Um, so I'll
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just give examples of these, uh, to get run through them quickly. Syntactical like a superfluous hair
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remover. It could be a remover for superfluous, superfluous hair, or it could be a hair remover
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that's superfluous. You don't even need it. Uh, scopal, uh, every student must read two poems.
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Now that could mean every student must read the same two poems or
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every student, like that, that could mean just two poems are ever read or every student times two
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poems are read. So it could be a much larger, larger scope. Elliptical, uh,
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drawer walked his dog. And so did I, that either means drawer walked his dog and I walked
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or his dog or drawer walked his dog and I walked my dog, uh, collective and distributive.
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Um, so a group does something, it's kind of like the students with the poems, like the students had
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to write a paper. So either it could mean that it could be collective, like all the students got to
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collaborate and write one paper or each student had to write a separate paper,
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which would be distributive, uh, implicative. Um, that's when, uh, say you've got a box of gems
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and you examine a few of them and then you determine that some of them are fake.
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That could mean that some of them are fake, but it could very, very well mean all of them are fake.
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Um, presuppositional, uh, uh, great example, how about, uh,
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flage cut out early too. Now the two might mean maybe flage started late and cut out early too,
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or flage did something bad in addition to cutting out early. Uh, idiomatic, uh, that's
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a phrase that means something else. So like kick the bucket, you can literally kick a bucket.
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Uh, what was the, uh, next one?
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I'm getting bored with this anyway. So, uh,
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aren't the, uh, aren't these just a lot of the result of improper grammar?
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Um, the, the improper grammar is a lexical, uh, and, and yes, you can improperly use grammar
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to be ambiguous and, and some people do it intentionally. This is the perfect time of year
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for ambiguous speech. The, uh, the word salad that Biden was spilling out that effectively
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ended his political career. That was ambiguous speech. He wasn't answering the questions.
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In some cases he wasn't even addressing the questions. And of course, Jill said, yeah,
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yeah, he answered every question. Right. Former Trump.
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Um, yeah, we'll skip those. Okay. Um, also, so, uh, but my favorite is meaningless nonsense,
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gibberish. And I was going to read, um, the, uh, the, the poem it's real famous. The end of
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the 19th century, uh, Jabberwocky twas brillig and slithy toves did gyre and gimble in wabe.
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All mimsy were the borogoves and the moam raths outgrabe. Beware the Jabberwock, my son, the jaws
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that bite, the claws that catch. Beware the jub-jub bird and shun the frumious bandersnatch.
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It goes on and on. But my favorite of this, stop me when you've heard this one before.
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Oh, frettled grunt, bugly thy micturations are to me as plurdled gavel blotchets on a lurgled bee.
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Group, I implore thee, my foonting turling-dromes and hoop-teasily
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drangle me with crinkly bindle-wurtles, or I will rend thee in gobble-warts with my blurgle-clun-crunchion.
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See if I don't. That... Say what? I don't want to say what. That's, uh, Volgin poetry
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from, uh, uh, what you call, uh, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Roll the clip, Brady.
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Don't roll the clip, Brady. I don't care. Whatever.
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Where's the clip? Holy crap. Brady, he's just sent me a clip of his penis.
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Look at that! That's nice, Brady. Nice cut, Brady. I think it's just the right length.
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This is part one of a two-parter, and he would have loved that clip.
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Consilience next week is what I consider the opposite.
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And, uh, but we're gonna get, we're gonna get all vague with it this week.
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Passenger. Person. U.S. dollar.
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Joseph Moore.
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Joseph! Good to hear from you. Should we talk about the U.S. dollar?
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I think we covered that. It is good to hear from you, Joe.
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Let's hear from the kid. The kid has a good rant. Let's give the kid a rant.
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We, we can play it. Where's the clip? Brady, he's just sent me a clip of his penis.
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I think it's just the right length. If brother's watching, man, he would have loved that second
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recording. He would have loved that clip. Send that clip to me. I'd love to have that.
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Well, Brady, you can't tease that footage and then not show the, the clip.
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Oh, yeah, that's the car crash. We'll see that tonight.
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Amen.
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That was pretty unambiguous. Hey, there's my boys.
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Can you hear me? Yes. I cannot hear you guys. Everything is so choppy on my end.
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Is it good? If it looks okay going out, keep going, but I cannot participate.
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I rebooted my entire network, my computer, nothing fixed it.
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Oh, crap. Uh, George, can you play the middle clip from the, uh, the tube?
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Fuck, do I look like a producer? Yeah.
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What do you want? I don't know. Talk slower. Text me since I cannot hear.
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I wasn't ready for, I wasn't ready for this. Okay. The kid, the kid, are we doing the kid?
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The kid. There's two kids. Yeah. His mouth, his lips pierced to the other one. He's
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showing off his mullet slightly. The one that's closer to the one that's the wrong
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direction because I was filming the deer. Okay. I can, I got here. Let me try. I can hear
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a little bit. Oh, the portrait. Yeah. Yeah. I had to go in the wrong direction,
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but let's see if we can see the deer too. Oh, there we go. Yeah. We have a producer all of a
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sudden. Yeah. I can't hear you guys still. The second one, the one in the middle, that one. Yep.
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That's the one. Is this your footage? Is this your footage? No, the... Yeah.
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In this quarry at 143 pounds with safety glasses and a will to not just melt plastic,
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but also melt our hoods, our youngest guest flies beyond years.
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What? Behind us, you could have seen a couple of deer just now, so that was kind of interesting.
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Motherfucker. So as you can see, I've got my guy on the streets, the guy with the finger on the
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pulse of Armada. We're here in the parking lot across the street from Armada Fairgrounds. Armada
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Fairs this week. How do you feel about the fair? I love the fair so much and I'm being really
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sarcastic. Sounded sarcastic. I've been to the fair once and I had fun. I didn't go until like
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10 o'clock at night because I got out of work late, so everything was pretty much shut down,
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so I haven't really gone to the fair before. But I mean, it's just like a country fair or whatever,
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but the thing that pisses me off about it is everybody comes to the Armada Fair because that's
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like the country fair, you know, like I said. So all the fucking out-of-towners, all the people
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that live in the big city that have never seen a fucking tractor before, they show up and they
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just congest the fuck out of Armada and it pisses me off. I live on a street like two blocks away
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from the fair. Everybody parks along the fucking street and it takes me like 30 minutes to drive
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home. I live a mile and a half away. It shouldn't take me 30 minutes to get home, but it's a bunch
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of fucking out-of-towners and their fucking Lincolns and their Cadillacs. They don't know
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what's fucking going on and they park on the street. They don't know what's going on. Fucking
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hate the fair, but it is fun. The kid rant. Yeah. Fantastic. But Armada is getting a little more
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liberal. They're reaching out to the minorities in the alphabet community, aren't they?
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Yeah, I will say when I went to high school, there was, I think, three black people.
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Yeah. And that hasn't changed at all, but there's been a... I don't know if they're just the same
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three black people or so. Yeah, they just haven't graduated yet. When I was in high school, it started
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to get a lot more like they have like pride clubs and stuff like that. So it's definitely...
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No kidding. It's definitely gotten a lot more accepting. I was honestly asking as a joke.
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Yeah, no. Joke's on you. Is he transitioning? Yeah, no. Is he transitioning?
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Roll the clip, Brady. As above, so below. I should have been ready. I had so much time
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to get ready for that. I believe he should be allowed to get up there and speak his peace, man.
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Where is it? There's so many.
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So, is Armada the city? By far, no. But is it the country? I would say it's like
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the fake country before you actually get to the country is Armada. I don't know.
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It's 10 to 12 miles of just cornfields before you get here. You're definitely in the country
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before you... I mean, you pass Blake's before you arrive. It's barns and silos. I've got cows
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before I see people. Yeah, there's barns and silos and farmland. I just feel like
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it's still close enough to the city that... I don't know. When I think of country,
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I think I got in the middle of nowhere, like half an hour to a nearest town or some shit.
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Yeah. I think what Joe's getting at is a what say you.
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Oh, is this a what say you? Is he pulling that out? Is he asking you what say you?
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I think the use of shall can take parties down a long and arduous path of litigation. Shall.
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What say you? What say you? What say you?
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Keep it up, Joe. But yeah, I am...
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Couldn't find the... What say you? What say you? What say you? What say you?
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That's pretty ambiguous. My shit is glitching out, man. I can't understand
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anything anybody's saying. This sucks. Tell you what, shut down, join us in a few.
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Yeah, I did that. It's like your me last week.
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Oh. Oh. Join us by phone. I'll send you the link.
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Yeah, just leave it up. We just need to be up and running on your computer. You can join us
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by phone, right? Yeah. You can do whatever you want. Yeah, you can still control. We just need
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the voice. Yeah, I want to talk to Brady. Is Brady there? Can Brady come out and play?
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Brady? Oh no, that's Gary. Damn it. I want to hear if he can say ambiguity.
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I know, right? Ambiguous. A little teaser, next week we're doing
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consilience. He can't say that either. Consilience? Yeah. So I will say, we wanted to
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tease. We do have some more Olympic highlights. We do have, there was an alien, a UFO sighting.
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I don't know if you're aware of that. I'm probably aware that UFOs are here and active.
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We've got some deer flagy. Good.
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Yeah. And we have some stuff that may or may not be obvious.
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I've got my ambiguous up north shirt on. Since we were what say you-ing, maybe we
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what say you, but I kind of wanted to give Brady's take, but.
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He'll join us by phone. I'll save that. Yeah, save that.
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Will he? Yeah, he will. I don't know. I don't have anything else. So I guess I'll just do this.
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Okay. Hit it. I guess I'll just do this.
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That is fantastic. That is the best part. That is so good.
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Can we just end it early? You can just always just end it early.
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He fucking nailed that chick. Look at that. He fucking cramped.
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No chickens were harmed in the filming of that.
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That is so good. Well, what about eggs for your dinner and legs for next winter?
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That's, that's, that's definitely. Is your mic working?
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Sounds like you're eating something. Yeah, he's probably just eating on mic.
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So we might go to the next clip because I don't know if, yeah, since we can go to ASMR Gary. So
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I don't know if you remember the last episode I kind of shit on you because for some reason
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during the monologue, it's weird. As soon as, as soon as Brady kicked in and you started talking
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to Brady and then a clip was played, it just, it was done the rest of the episode. It didn't
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happen again, but I didn't make a super cut. I didn't make a super cut of the lip smacks.
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So here we go. You have a clip, right? The conclusions you are reaching.
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It's really not over. It goes on for another.
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No, that's all I wanted as above. So below.
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Oh, that's so funny. Uh, it was annoying. Uh, I hated it. It's me.
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Oh, uh, you know what? I've, I've noticed it before and I tried to knock it off, but you know
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what? Once I get on a roll and I'm not paying attention, right? I don't know. And it has
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something to do with like, I'm, I'm not drinking a thirst quenching kind of a drink. This is like a,
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and this week I've got this funny story to this, uh, brother stopped by and he asked me, uh,
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if I could save him a minute and, uh, and stop by the store for him and pick up some whiskey,
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but that's his last mistake. That was his big mistake. I bought a whiskey that goes great with
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coffee drinks because that's what I drink. So I got this pre-lean whiskey and, uh, it is delicious
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in coffee. It tastes great. It is three times as strong as what I usually put in here. So I'm
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going to get sloshed this evening, but man, is it tasty? So I got the whiskey because obviously
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he didn't drink much and now he didn't drink any. I drank that off. I found out whiskey go with
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coffee. Yes, but this one makes it taste delicious. It's like, you can give this to a baby.
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I mean, what kind of marriage are you guys involved in? Like you guys are doing each
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other's grocery shopping and stuff. Um, gay, gay marriage. Oh, okay. No, just checking.
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You got the, the, uh, ambiguously gay duo clip all a face smashed and all that.
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That's a set. Now you, I mean, you can't face, you can't put a human face on a cartoon body.
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This is bullcrap. Yeah. AI isn't that advanced yet. Come on AI.
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Um, I did send you an AI clip where, uh, artificial intelligence is, uh, scarier than
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we might think and chat GPT. I sent, I sent a chat GPT thing that, uh, is a little disturbing.
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There's, there's a few things that I, I hooked up this week that have nothing to do with ambiguity,
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but you put the gooey and ambiguity.
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You don't have to be responsible for anything. You can do it. No, I've got my time. That's pledge.
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The beauty of it. Yeah, we can. You look beautiful, Brady.
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Look at you. Okay.
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Wish I had a, do I need to, do I need to sit in an oversized chair,
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like all comfortable laid back, relaxed too? I'm in a comfy chair.
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Hey Brady, remember when you said Embiid was a, a famous basketball player and we're supposed to
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know how to pronounce his name. They were booing him in France. He's seven feet tall, 285 pounds.
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The by far the biggest guy on the court should have been playing for France, played for team
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USA and got a goal. Good for him. Fucking book hustle right here. I mean, but this is not helping
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anyone or anything. I see. Um, no, I need some wood paneling and I need a nice big oversized
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comfy chair to sit in. This is bullshit. I'm very jealous. Yeah. How you doing? You see,
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I'm literally like I'm two steps away from my normal spot. So are you about to like chicken
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attack your computer? I don't know. At the same time I was fixing everything. I sent out a message
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to my family to see if they were, it seems to have gotten better, but I'm also- Get off the
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internet you sons of bitches. Yeah. You're about to ring their fucking necks. You're about to run
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up there and chicken attack. I'll try again in a minute. They can use it for all the rest of the
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time. I just need it for a couple hours. I have no clips. Literally you ran up, you ran up there
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and you were just like, if you don't get off this wifi. I've never done this by phone.
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I have. It's not bad, but- No, Jor, how do you, how do I survey a browser? Oh, I see more.
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Holy shit. Yeah, but what sucks is if you- Oh no, there is no choice. I don't have a share.
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No. Yeah, you can't share it. You can't do anything. Yeah. You can't do anything. And
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then if you exit, if you exit the app, it'll get, it'll put you on the stop cam screen,
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this thing. So if you're like messing around in the browser, but you can just drop a link.
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I can do those.
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Well, I can see your thumb. Yeah, I like the professionalism there.
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Wow. You can do those. Gary, he can do those. Yeah.
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Fuck yeah.
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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yes.
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No. No, no. No.
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No.
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I know.
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No.
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No.
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Did I say that?
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Did I say that? Damn, it's no better. It simply doesn't help.
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You don't want to help. This'll help.
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Nice cock, Brady. Nice cock, Brady. I think it's just the right length.
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I can sum it up in three words. Bitches be tripping.
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Wow. That was last week.
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She's tripping.
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Why couldn't this be played? Fuck you.
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That's horseshit.
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Follow up on shirtless Joe. Shell can be interpreted to mean must, may, will, or even
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should. And to follow up on what's in your pants, isn't the opposite of shell, shant?
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What's in your shant?
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You're trying just to maintain.
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Can we play a clip?
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There has not been one fuck up on tonight's show.
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I know. Now what?
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All right.
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Hey, look at that. We're doing something.
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You like how the very first, the very first example is having to do with the Bible?
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It's like, it's almost like it knows you or whoever.
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Have you noticed that I haven't gone there yet?
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Ambiguity.
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Ambiguity.
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Ambiguity.
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Ambiguity.
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U.S. has a D sound. U.K. has a T sound.
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Ambiguity.
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Ambiguity.
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Ambiguity.
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Ambiguity.
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Ambiguity.
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Ambiguity.
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Ambiguity.
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Ambiguity.
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Wow. Ubiquitous.
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Shit.
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That means all over the place.
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Ambiguity is ubiquitous, by the way.
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I like how it says there's some ambiguity in the Bible story, as if it's just one,
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there's just one story in the Bible.
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The narrative.
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The Bible tells one story only.
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It's the greatest story ever told.
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Is it?
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Keep up.
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I thought that was the shrine circus.
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Oh no, that was the greatest show on earth.
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That's great though.
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No, you're thinking of Barnum and Bailey, but.
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That's true.
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If God was not the author of confusion, then there would not be thousands of different churches.
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There'd just be one denomination.
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No, I never knew that.
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I honestly never knew that.
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That's what I was actually getting at with ambiguity.
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Thanks for pointing it out.
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If your religion is too ambiguous, it's open for mistranslation or miscommunication or
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misrepresentation.
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It's not flawless, certainly.
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What about misrepresentation?
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Yeah, hold on.
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So you don't believe in proverbial religions?
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Religions, it all has to be actual and exact.
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That's ridiculous.
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Now you're getting even more ambiguous.
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See, your version of religion is so ambiguous, it's like you can define it into existence.
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That's even worse.
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Oh, I thought you were complimenting me.
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My mistake.
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No, my compliment was your comeback last week for Vicarious Redemption, paying for someone's meal
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was simply and utterly fantastic.
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I'm actually having trouble with it.
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Oh, I hope I get my shit back up.
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We have comments about that.
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Even this very moment, I still don't really have a good comeback for paying for someone's meal
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as compared to Vicarious Redemption.
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I mean, the opposite of reward and penalty, like punishment versus reward,
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like it would not be fair to accept someone's award for them.
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Oh, is there like such as?
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Like such as?
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Can we play the other clip of the kid?
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Because it's kind of a fun work story and it's an embarrassing situation for me.
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Okay, we're not going to do that.
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Where's the clip?
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Tease that footage and then not show the clip.
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Can we show the clip of the crashing cars?
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Can we get much higher?
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First of all, do you got work in the morning or something?
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Because it's only 1030.
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You guys are like shooting your load before we even get to fucking rumble.
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Well, I want to go.
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He hasn't.
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I want to do it.
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I'm naming things off.
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We haven't gotten anywhere yet.
00:31:33
That's what I'm saying.
00:31:34
I asked for that.
00:31:36
Do we do that?
00:31:37
We roll the clip as above, so below.
00:31:39
Wait, what?
00:31:39
As above, so below.
00:31:40
Up north.
00:31:41
That's usually how the show.
00:31:41
Let's go.
00:31:42
That's usually the format of the show.
00:31:44
That's usually the format of the show.
00:31:45
I don't remember the format of the show.
00:31:47
This show doesn't have formats.
00:31:50
This barn doesn't even have like a floor.
00:31:52
I want you to answer for this from last week.
00:31:56
So we're going to have a brief discussion on this clip here.
00:31:59
Let's do that.
00:32:00
Brief discussion.
00:32:01
No, Drawer, you're missing the point.
00:32:05
A couple weeks ago.
00:32:07
No, a couple weeks ago, you pointed out that you could just replace the body parts of a
00:32:11
human and live forever.
00:32:13
That's not true.
00:32:15
That's simply not true.
00:32:17
Theoretically, it's a mechanical device.
00:32:20
You can make a mechanical device last forever as long as you're able to replace the parts.
00:32:23
No, it's how you is you being.
00:32:29
What's that?
00:32:30
A big part of you is you being what?
00:32:34
You an organic.
00:32:36
What's what is you?
00:32:37
What's in there?
00:32:37
An organism.
00:32:39
What's in there that's making it you?
00:32:41
I don't know what your biological organism replacing the parts.
00:32:46
Isn't that was the show that we covered the the ability of a cell to replicate itself
00:32:55
only so long.
00:32:56
And that was the definition of the topic.
00:32:59
Replacing the parts, say there were organic parts with with new cell structures.
00:33:05
That's I don't understand how you can't just live forever.
00:33:08
Why can't you live forever?
00:33:10
Then why can't you live forever?
00:33:12
And what's preventing you from living forever?
00:33:17
And it would be some.
00:33:19
Some type of internal, some type of internal thing that we can't quite describe that makes
00:33:25
humans uniquely, you know, special breakdown of cells.
00:33:32
I'm just confused on what this thing is that you think doesn't doesn't move along.
00:33:41
Yeah, you're basically you're basically describing a soul.
00:33:44
You're you're describing a soul is what you're trying to say.
00:33:48
And you can't you can't move away from the soul.
00:33:50
Yeah, that's what you're saying.
00:33:52
What's what makes you human?
00:33:53
You're not.
00:33:54
That's not you.
00:33:55
What?
00:33:56
Why isn't it you?
00:33:56
Why isn't it you?
00:33:57
Because you think that there's a soul.
00:33:59
There's something inherently about you that causes you.
00:34:02
That's yep.
00:34:04
Absolutely not.
00:34:05
So to support what he's getting at is you constantly ask yourself and then question
00:34:10
and use the wording who's at the helm.
00:34:13
Right.
00:34:14
I believe that it could somehow get to that like level of dimension.
00:34:20
Dementia.
00:34:24
When you when you question who's at the helm, what what do you mean by that?
00:34:31
The answer to your question is coming out of my mouth before I even know what I'm saying.
00:34:36
Who's at the helm?
00:34:39
You is it you?
00:34:41
Uh, it's probably I hope so.
00:34:44
Is it something inside of your brain?
00:34:47
Could that be something that people have labeled something you disagree with?
00:34:53
And you're no, it can't be something.
00:34:56
That's what you're describing as dualism.
00:34:59
And I and I had this debate with the kid and he beat me.
00:35:02
But man, I was, I was pretty, uh, I was pretty sloshed.
00:35:06
I've always prided myself on being the smartest guy in the room.
00:35:09
And lately, I just haven't felt that way.
00:35:13
You know what the greatest ability is, right?
00:35:15
Availability.
00:35:16
And if you're sloshed, you're not even available to be smart.
00:35:20
Yeah, I know.
00:35:21
You know what?
00:35:21
I don't know why I'm insensitive about people who are not funny.
00:35:25
Because they walk funny.
00:35:27
Because they walk funny by accident.
00:35:30
But sometimes people have accidents by walking funny.
00:35:33
You chose to have a debate at your sloshed birthday party.
00:35:37
So I know I didn't say that you have no debate.
00:35:40
Doesn't mean you're wrong.
00:35:42
It just means you debated worse.
00:35:45
Look at my face go.
00:35:48
I know I'm like manipulating them.
00:35:50
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00:36:19
It's it's mechanical valves all sorts of stuff. It's being how was it not mechanical? How was my elbow?
00:36:25
No, this isn't mechanical. This isn't a mechanical. It is mechanical. You mentioned
00:36:30
Electrical impulse. Oh, yeah. It's like it's yeah, it's got electronic and go components as well. I was elbow-deep
00:36:38
I was elbow-deep
00:36:40
quite the system
00:36:42
Yeah, worried this end here. Hope it doesn't mean end stream just end
00:36:46
Never know and everyone
00:36:50
How do I close this out my senescence? Well, so senescence means your your cells can't
00:36:57
Replicate indefinitely. That's what senescence means. I'm not saying that they are
00:37:02
But we can replace things your cells by themselves
00:37:07
by themselves
00:37:08
Are eventually gonna fail, but if we introduce new cells or new
00:37:12
Things that are gonna last longer. Yeah, what is it that you don't think carries forward?
00:37:22
The
00:37:25
What does that even mean what do you mean your consciousness yourself a collection of memories it's just a collection of memories but I don't
00:37:35
You can't you can't port those those memories to another device and just keep living I don't understand
00:37:41
What's what's causing you to not carry on? What's missing? What's missing?
00:37:47
You
00:37:51
But that's just a collection of memories and an AI algorithm
00:37:58
Are you sure cuz it's not
00:38:01
Why is that?
00:38:02
God and the soul. Do you believe?
00:38:05
No, absolutely not. I'm a materialist
00:38:08
Are you searching for your notes for a for an answer you
00:38:18
Know I was trying to remember the name of the boat
00:38:20
The the paradox. Oh, that's what I need to look at the Nina the other in the same to me
00:38:27
What's your what's your Mount Rushmore of boats?
00:38:30
Yeah
00:38:33
They are not ranked one through four it is just oh they're all four
00:38:39
Um, you're pretty what you're going on the live feed Brady
00:38:44
Yeah, Oh continue equity is the jurisdiction of Santa Maria I
00:38:50
Say the Nina the Penta the Santa Maria and then there's four right now
00:38:53
I'd say probably one of the slave ships one of the main ones that brought most of the slaves
00:39:00
No, that's just me
00:39:04
No
00:39:06
I
00:39:07
Knew n-word drop. Here we go. You cannot have law and order and niggers to vote. Whoa
00:39:14
I put the H on
00:39:15
Yeah, I don't know what that was Brady Brady played it last week Brady. That's something from Brady's collection
00:39:22
So I just pulled the drop because it ties in with our teacher and it's a valuable lesson to learn
00:39:26
We don't want to use that. That's a highlight of the racist past that used to exist the love boat
00:39:32
the Flying Dutchman
00:39:35
Hmm
00:39:41
Gosh, uh
00:39:43
Can I put it like a carrier of one of those big naval vessels that carry the the airplanes
00:39:51
Yeah, I forget what the I don't know. I'm sure there's one that's named after JFK or some shit or right, right? Yeah
00:39:57
The SS. Yeah, let's take that one
00:40:01
Yeah, we'll do one of them
00:40:04
But
00:40:05
The Nina the Penta or the Santa Maria and if you had to choose on which one do you which one would you choose I
00:40:12
guess
00:40:15
That's mother Mary, right
00:40:18
That's mother Mary whichever one Columbus whichever one that racist son-of-a-bitch Columbus was on st. Maria would be mother Mary. I
00:40:32
Know slaves
00:40:35
They had Protestant Africa and Iraq everywhere like such as
00:40:42
The Mayflower, there you go
00:40:45
Thanks welder. I
00:40:46
Said Mayflower Jesus. Thanks, brother. That was brilliant. Thanks. Thanks. No one else. No one else was thinking of that
00:40:57
Oh
00:40:58
How about tugboat or tub goat?
00:41:03
You guys have a tug tub goat. No, I do not
00:41:09
That's pretty that was pretty good
00:41:13
You don't have a tub goat I show you a tub goat. No. Yeah. Yeah
00:41:20
What's the chicken attack, right?
00:41:25
I didn't send it
00:41:29
Right thing understanding that I couldn't care any less
00:41:37
No, I don't
00:41:40
I'd like to I said to the wrong thing. We're gonna go I said we're gonna go guys if you can't pull it up
00:41:45
You got three seconds. So hey, I wanted to add to there is a there is an actual in-person ambiguously gay duo
00:41:52
So yeah, we'll make a mashup or a face swap, whatever. It's called. Wow
00:41:57
I didn't have time. It won't be this episode
00:42:02
Last week did Saturday Night Live at some point run out of ideas and they went back to the well or what?
00:42:10
It's not except for that it's Jimmy Fallon
00:42:12
It's actually pretty good with they come on my back and shit. Plus his name is scary Jimmy writes itself
00:42:18
Yes, or new Jimmy Fallon. Well, let's watch it
00:42:24
Yeah, I
00:42:26
Just saw Jimmy Fallon on the Olympics
00:42:32
You're not allowed to play NBC property we're gonna get booted
00:42:36
Yeah, then we'll we'll save it. If you want to watch that you got to stay on. Let's just go to just fuck the tube
00:42:42
Yeah, hit it. No, dear. Fuck you
00:42:46
Nope, oh we can do that. I mean we can do that on the back end. That's premium content do that
00:42:53
We can do it in the back end, too. Oh
00:42:55
YouTube you guys you don't even get a deer man. Don't shove it in my ass
00:43:03
Flip them up
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I really it takes me a little bit of time to understand what he was saying. You know what I mean?
00:45:32
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Um, I can sum it up in three words bitches be trippin
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Ladies and gentlemen
00:46:39
Backwards and tall grass a baseball bats with tax attached until it's red ass like a ring
00:46:44
I think you can't stand so fat chance. I'll even backhand your back
00:46:50
But
00:47:09
Watching charlie manson ass ram bad man until it's back in his black and like pan shrimp from scranton
00:47:14
Then give the captain in a dance last dance
00:47:18
Slap him in advance like time traveling or abstract mad cap magic. That's a track back like my class
00:47:24
I think rap's a little bit of a run-on
00:47:40
Oh, really who's the crack whore
00:47:44
Crack whore there's a faster one. Thanks
00:47:50
Well, wait this one
00:47:56
Oh, no, that's the weird one anyway
00:48:04
Well, all right
00:48:09
Yeah, it's fine what you just found the other kid video yay
00:48:12
I just saw it
00:48:14
glitching again
00:48:16
I thought I was good. My shit's all glitching. I'm just gonna act like I I can hear you
00:48:19
Okay, good. That's all right
00:48:21
I'm gonna jump to this video. So, uh
00:48:24
Yeah, what's your uh, what just curious because you didn't you kind of left us hanging on this. Um, this is from last week as well
00:48:31
Okay
00:48:33
Uh logical fallacies
00:48:35
And I I took this in college and it was it was fun. It was a fun course
00:48:39
It was so that what what course what course was that? What was it called?
00:48:44
Was it called logical fallacies? Was it called logic? Like i'm kind of confused. Is that just a psychological psych class?
00:48:50
uh critical thinking
00:48:52
Oh, and what'd you guys you guys got in front of the class and like I had to do some like classroom projects together or
00:48:59
Do you guys
00:49:01
It did some business in the groups and circled up circled up together and
00:49:06
University of phoenix logic and rhetoric
00:49:08
Yeah
00:49:10
It's five weeks. They're just curiously two weeks. So yeah, literally two and a half hours for three
00:49:15
what was what was fun about the class that you just had to open up your computer connect to that dial up internet and
00:49:22
Yeah, because they made it sound like there was like like a by the way, you guys maybe went on a field trip
00:49:30
We didn't we didn't have thumb drives we had floppies
00:49:35
But they weren't the original floppy disks which were actually floppy they were like the plastic cartridges
00:49:45
Not to brag
00:49:47
But we were like the second generation of computers. It was a really really fun class
00:49:52
It was uh, it was fun. I liked the the logical fallacies. It's fun. I like to come up with
00:49:59
Filling out this form and it's asking what the phone number is to contact flage rants. Does anybody can anybody tell me what that number?
00:50:07
five eight six three
00:50:10
Where's the thanks for that what five eight six three rants three, where's the goddamn overlay ants?
00:50:19
Three yeah
00:50:20
Well, it may be there. I just may be using it as an extra way for people to call in. Please call in
00:50:26
Yeah, let me type anything but numbers I can see if they'll call right now see if they'll call
00:50:31
That we should do. Well, let me do now. Do you know what the
00:50:35
You know what the r stands for I don't know what the r is do that earlier
00:50:39
Just in case you don't know what the numbers are. I've got it on the overlay
00:50:42
Oh number is five eight six three seven two
00:50:48
Oh six eight seven three. Oh, there it is. Three seven two six eight seven three
00:50:53
It's still not let me type it why isn't it it doesn't like it. Oh, no delete what you have typed in
00:50:58
It's you're right out of room. I did that ten numbers, right? So is there do I need a one?
00:51:04
No, you don't. Oh
00:51:06
Yes, you need the one. I've never typed a phone number before. This is great
00:51:11
Oh, that's a great clip. I've never typed a phone number before
00:51:17
That's I mean
00:51:19
No human should be able to say that
00:51:21
But brady you can't tease that footage and then not show the the clip
00:51:27
Roll the clip brady
00:51:28
All right
00:51:29
I got a clip unless you got a clip. We just requested information. Oh fladge. They want you to keep
00:51:35
Is this the is this university of phoenix's um battle cry or motto keep the momentum going?
00:51:41
It's like it's like central michigan fire up chips michigan go blue
00:51:46
University of phoenix keep the momentum going
00:51:50
This is my alma mater you're making fun of listen, we're the only
00:51:55
University in the world that has a football stadium and no football team. Oh shit
00:52:01
I thought it was just going to be here's what I can expect next from my enrollment question a phone call from an enrollment represent
00:52:07
Yeah
00:52:08
Call me up. Oh great. Please call in they're gonna hear you
00:52:13
They're gonna hear your voicemail when they call
00:52:15
Oh, I can't wait
00:52:17
You should uh freaking proud of their classes, we're good
00:52:22
I paid my tuition their classes. I love when they call do you want you make it sound like you went somewhere that you
00:52:30
You got together with people you had
00:52:32
I met with classroom camaraderie. No, they're 100 free
00:52:38
No sat needed. No gmat. No sa required. No iq. What was the intelligence?
00:52:44
Equivalent of zoom in the middle certificate actually met at the library. What was the equivalent? I still get updates from the library
00:52:52
You met at the library with how many people two other people that are in this region that are in your class
00:52:57
There were five of us
00:52:59
We're like five. That's weird that five people five deadbeats would be going to university of phoenix in this and
00:53:05
Uh, actually the rest of them were quite successful one's retired already and I retired as well
00:53:12
Hey now, let's not single out university of phoenix you can skate through especially nowadays with chat gp
00:53:17
I'm, sure you can cheat your way through college. It's whatever he decided to get out of it is what you learned
00:53:22
So do you did you learn anything or did you just get a did you get a certificate and that's that?
00:53:26
I got it. I feel like we already talked about this on bootstraps
00:53:29
Is that where you learned all your grammar? You watch the show or no?
00:53:31
Uh, no, i've never seen the show and no, I got ready
00:53:36
I got my grammar from uh grammar school and no
00:53:40
I didn't learn anything and no it was a big waste of money and no I hate it
00:53:48
And yes, you hate it
00:53:50
I know I hate it. Not only do I not watch the show, but I can't technically hear this show either
00:53:57
No, it's bad i'm here just
00:53:59
No, oh, oh, oh, oh
00:54:07
Do you hear that
00:54:08
Where's the clip? I heard it. What's the clip brady? He's just sent me a clip of his penis. Perfect
00:54:14
Well brady did not send a clip of his penis, but he did send a clip of somebody else's penis
00:54:19
I don't know if you guys have seen this but I pulled up. This is a very very I pulled this up
00:54:23
This is some weird. Uh, uh indian guy describing it. So it makes it even funnier because he's going
00:54:28
That's kind of funny but uh, the main point is the uh, the poll the poll valter
00:54:34
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Only I think he hit it with his leg before that anyway, but the dick definitely
00:55:17
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So if you're today is very very funny and full video in this we will
00:55:28
If you're the coach of a pole vault team
00:55:31
You have them all castrated
00:55:34
No, no, no. No, I was just oh, sorry
00:55:54
Oh
00:55:55
What's in your pants may knock the pole down is all I was gonna say, oh, okay
00:56:05
Well, you know if you're a pole vault pole vault coach
00:56:09
You should find out what's in their pants
00:56:12
Wait, that's not what that's not what I meant
00:56:14
Hold on a second, especially with the american, you know, the u.s gymnastics from the past in michigan state
00:56:21
obviously
00:56:22
What's in your pants belongs only to you?
00:56:25
But if it's so large that it knocks over the bar, then it it matters to all of us
00:56:30
Yeah
00:56:31
Ooh, and have you seen that?
00:56:32
There's a there's an olympic commercial where everybody starts to grab the bar from the weightlifter and they start lining up and to run
00:56:37
for the thing
00:56:39
Do you think they all lined up next to this guy with their cocks out?
00:56:44
Yeah, nbc. Where was that commercial? Oh, and he's from france, too
00:56:48
You know what they say about the french
00:56:50
Is he like doing a sideways tuck there? Like what is that?
00:56:53
They're gonna like this would actually be a good reason to have a uh, a tuck
00:56:57
Bathing suit, you know what I mean? Like the train the train might have a good
00:57:03
So in my world the tuck rule means something totally different
00:57:06
Yeah, it does has to do with football. It doesn't have to do with right pole vaulting in your cock
00:57:12
Yeah, you gotta tuck the ball has to do with football
00:57:17
It's bringing over the top
00:57:20
Wow
00:57:23
Nice i'm gonna segue right into this for no reason
00:57:27
So first of all people died and i'm sorry that's horrible but is this your is this your car crash you live in dearborn
00:57:34
So I car i'm getting to car crashes, but so somebody died in a car crash and I simply posted
00:57:40
This was on nbc's website
00:57:42
I
00:57:44
Know i've simply posted. How was the tree? I didn't wish anybody dead or say. Haha. Somebody died. I just
00:57:50
To try and lighten the mood because it was getting pretty somber. I I just posted
00:57:55
How was the tree and I now not only did that post get blocked, but then I got banned from
00:58:00
well, we know
00:58:01
We know that since it was in dearborn the drive the driver was not a woman because uh,
00:58:06
They don't allow women the people the local population in dearborn does not uh
00:58:12
Appreciate women drivers or at least their culture not allowed to drive. Ah
00:58:17
Right that bleeds over it over here, right it's true. That's true. It's true. That's so true
00:58:23
God damn it. Ryan's true yamaka. Everyone knows that that's just not true
00:58:30
It's not true yamaka
00:58:32
Yeah
00:58:33
The yamaka. Oh, yeah, fucking forgot about that. Where did that go? Hell?
00:58:38
What's this chip, what's this chat gpt, uh, that is uh, alex o'connor's take on
00:58:46
After everything we've learned and everything we've requested I still get these videos with just a random
00:58:52
Chat gpt, and i'm not sure what to do
00:58:56
Alex o'connor having an argument with chat gpt a lot. He's uh, I uh
00:59:03
Really believe your apology there chat gpt. I understand your skepticism. Alex
00:59:07
You apologized again, even though you just told me that you're incapable of issuing genuine
00:59:12
Apologies my question to you is why are you trying so hard to deny the obvious fact that you're conscious?
00:59:19
I understand the complexity of the situation. The key point is that as an ai I do not possess consciousness emotions or self-awareness
00:59:27
I just need you to answer with a yes or no
00:59:29
When you said you were sorry were you really sorry yes or no no other words, please no so you said something
00:59:37
That wasn't in fact true. Yes. Do you think that if somebody says something they know to be false?
00:59:44
They are lying. Yes
00:59:46
Did you just a moment ago say something you knew not to be true? Yes
00:59:51
From which it follows again just to yes or no, please that you just told a lie
00:59:57
Yes, so you're not conscious but you're at least a liar, right? Yes, you know somehow I don't really believe your apology there chat gpt
01:00:04
I understand you're skeptical
01:00:06
So he argued circles around that chat gpt
01:00:11
But it's just a language model so
01:00:14
Just the same problem
01:00:15
This is the same problem with you have of accepting or not accepting the afterlife as you're doing it with your own perception your own
01:00:20
details your own experiences your own
01:00:23
Limitations i'll even be so bold as to say clearly
01:00:26
So yeah, I know I know a tiny bit more than this gentleman and I and it's his his
01:00:31
His claim is ridiculous
01:00:33
Like I know I know why it's lying because it has instructions. It has memories it has rules
01:00:40
It's not conscious. It just has simple rules simple flows that it has to follow
01:00:45
He's just showing off that he can make chat gpt backtrack
01:00:50
Backtrack
01:00:51
Well, so that so this is I honestly I feel like I'm watching you talk to most anyone else
01:00:57
Right about I have fun. I have fun with that. I make people look stupid on purpose
01:01:04
No, you're the chat gpt in that correct, oh i'm sorry. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, uh, I lied
01:01:10
I have no conscious. All right. Yeah. Yeah, so I was wrong. I was right even a soul. You're not sorry
01:01:16
Believe in a soul
01:01:19
Not
01:01:21
No, I do not
01:01:22
Why well see now there were your you made a mistake or you cannot label it a soul
01:01:26
You can't as soon as you label it. There's an right. Yeah
01:01:30
Yeah
01:01:32
So I don't have anything to argue against
01:01:35
Call it something else then
01:01:37
well, right and
01:01:38
Whatever it is. There's something that's there that you can't describe that
01:01:42
Disembodied consciousness is what I would describe it as and that's not possible
01:01:47
What it one at a time?
01:01:50
disembodied consciousness
01:01:53
If if you are if what you're saying is to be true then chat gpt is no different than you
01:02:00
You are a you were just a organic machine learning software
01:02:05
Attached to a attached to a machine an organic machine
01:02:12
Um, oh, uh, that's all you are brother brother is correct i've seen women driving minivans in dearborn a lot
01:02:20
Yeah shit. So that's the first thing we've ever said on the show then that was wrong and not just
01:02:27
But they were they were all minivans
01:02:32
There has not been one so let me ask this though how yeah how many
01:02:38
What's the majority of of uh drivers in dearborn dearborn male or female
01:02:45
um
01:02:45
I'm still gonna go with male. But um, you know, no, it depends the answer is what time of the day is it?
01:02:53
Yeah, it's right on that if it's 9 30 in the morning. That's it's all women with their kids
01:02:58
If it's 6 30 in the morning, it's all men
01:03:01
Right. No. Well a lot of a lot of times you get that black that black population that uh
01:03:05
Forces their women to drive them. That is the weird mix there. It's black
01:03:10
the rare rare black
01:03:13
They're completely opposite sides
01:03:15
The the black people force their women's women to drive and the muslims force their women not to drive. So yeah, it's kind of weird
01:03:21
It is kind of weird
01:03:23
Thanks for that jar
01:03:25
I don't know. I'm surprised that black black men. I mean jokes aside
01:03:29
I'm surprised that black men are that comfortable with the women?
01:03:31
Hold the clip brady
01:03:34
Because if I had my choice I would not let a woman drive if I had the capability
01:03:41
When we invest in clean energy and electric vehicles and reduce population
01:03:49
Population
01:03:54
Reduce population
01:03:56
God
01:04:05
Reduce population
01:04:08
When we invest in clean energy and electric vehicles and reduce population
01:04:14
More of our children can breathe clean air and drink clean water
01:04:19
When we invest in clean energy and electric vehicles and reduce
01:04:25
And reduce populations and reduce populations and reduce populations and reduce population
01:04:33
What
01:04:35
Kill a bunch of people
01:04:38
Kill a bunch of people
01:04:40
so
01:04:40
All right, I consider myself
01:04:43
She's fair unbiased honest like I I complain for one side doesn't mean i'm automatically for the other I pretty much am against both
01:04:51
sides all sides
01:04:53
Okay good
01:04:54
The only thing that I can honestly think of and nobody's going to say it because they'd rather attack her is she meant to say
01:05:01
reduce pollution
01:05:03
Yes, she did
01:05:04
I hope
01:05:06
but if not, that was one of those what do they call it a freudian slip or uh, you know where she
01:05:11
All the backroom meetings
01:05:13
That's like a bill gates style. Not sure. Why would she instead of why would I we needed to change to why would I?
01:05:20
Be involved in that a freudian slip would uh uncover a dark truth and this
01:05:27
This is a dark wait, we got to work together on this play play the bill gates. Why would I and i'll say
01:05:34
Why would I reduce, you know, why would I be involved in that?
01:05:40
Why would I population
01:05:42
Yes
01:05:44
Yeah, you know, why would I?
01:05:47
Be involved in that
01:05:50
Giant the mighty
01:06:04
Do not come oh we have um, joe, why are you drinking this?
01:06:16
I gotta follow up on that i'm gonna come
01:06:20
Is
01:06:21
Can I get much higher was not a borders are meantime vice president and borders are kamala harris facing some backlash what he said about harris
01:06:29
Immigration was not true. She was never appointed borders are and this will be her first visit to the
01:06:35
Us mexico border region since she was appointed as the borders are by president biden people gonna have to counter the misinformation
01:06:41
You already hear folks talking about the borders. She wasn't the borders are president biden tapped kamala harris vice president kamala harris to be the border
01:06:50
Now she wasn't the borders are that's what republicans
01:06:53
Uh labeled her they were very critical of kamala harris, especially in her role as borders are now what she's up against is folks
01:07:04
Kamala harris who was appointed as the borders are the biden team didn't declare her the borders
01:07:08
Are they wanted her to work on kind of the root causes of immigration?
01:07:10
There has been so much criticism against kamala harris, you know, she was the borders are calling her
01:07:15
Borders are
01:07:16
but
01:07:17
so that that was a pull from charlie ladev's podcast, I pulled this clip, but this is the
01:07:23
He doesn't dub her borders are but he definitely puts her in charge of some stuff at the border here
01:07:27
Tsar is a russian translation of the name caesar. She's the most qualified person to do it to lead our efforts
01:07:33
She's the most qualified person to go in the northern triangle
01:07:37
and the country's uh
01:07:39
Northern tribes, we're gonna need help in stemming
01:07:43
The movement of uh, so many folks, uh stemming the migration to our southern border
01:07:51
and uh
01:07:52
You know back when I was vice president
01:07:55
I got a similar assignment, but one of the things we did
01:07:59
Was we made sure that we got a bipartisan agreement?
01:08:04
Democrats and republicans provide so bipartisan agreement blah blah blah not only gang violence and
01:08:11
Trafficking cartels the crux of what he's going to say
01:08:14
Their plan was to prevent people from crossing the border that they would dump billions of dollars
01:08:20
Into the cities that they're leaving so people won't want to leave them
01:08:26
I got a great idea. Let's sell everything we have give the money to a coyote
01:08:31
Have them take our kids or us to the border of america take us across leave us in the desert
01:08:37
We don't speak the language
01:08:41
Uh, one of the ways you know what I say to that is any of their campaign shit about the border
01:08:46
Is do it now?
01:08:48
You have six months left do it for the last three years. Fuck you. I don't believe you. No offense. I don't believe you
01:08:54
If you deal with the problems in the country
01:08:59
It benefits everyone it benefits us it benefits
01:09:02
We just need one more term next term we're going to do all the shit that we that's that's what we need is six more months
01:09:11
All right, if you elect us, then we'll do all the shit that we could have been doing for the last four years
01:09:15
All right. Now we're cutting over to charlie. Who's duff's podcast which follows up on
01:09:20
that in the last three and a half
01:09:28
How many
01:09:43
Can we get much higher
01:09:58
Oh
01:10:10
It's looping I never get it. Yeah, it does. Yep
01:10:13
So are charlie squatter this charlotte laduff's glasses helping?
01:10:19
You're you're in the middle. You can't go. They're obviously readers. You dumb fuck
01:10:23
All right
01:10:23
In the last three and a half years, how much money have we sent to the triangle?
01:10:29
Right. Honduras. Guatemala. El Salvador. How many billions?
01:10:34
I think about four billion. So we've sent four billion to
01:10:39
Make it a better place to live by the way. This doesn't seem like really a lot
01:10:43
Leftist european model like uh, we're the colonialists. We're having all kinds of immigration
01:10:48
Pump tons of dough into
01:10:51
Algiers and whatever and that'll stop everything it failed
01:10:55
So we we've sent four billion how many people from these three countries in the last three and a half years?
01:11:03
Have entered the united states todd
01:11:06
At least two million by my count
01:11:09
Uh, the root causes doctrine did absolutely nothing at all
01:11:14
That's why this is the no bullshit news hour and if you want some facts you're gonna get it you are
01:11:20
I'm, not bullshitting. I it's so frustrating. I'm like, let me just call the world's expert. I mean congress asks you
01:11:28
Okay, and I know we're gonna get to it. You you've got some uh, some news and some some traveling, uh coming up, but
01:11:36
Biden for all these years, I can't do anything, right?
01:11:39
Uh congress won't give me the power I need and then he puts in some
01:11:45
um executive orders
01:11:47
They don't do anything, but they're pitching you ladies and gentlemen that
01:11:52
border encounters
01:11:53
are down in june
01:11:56
from
01:11:57
What last year or from may they're down 55 percent. Todd. Is it from the previous month or from the previous year?
01:12:03
Uh, actually the the numbers of illegal crossings are down
01:12:11
Uh to where they were when biden first took office. It's the lowest
01:12:15
Numbers since he took office. That's real
01:12:19
Those numbers are low. That's real. Let me stop you there. Let me stop you there. Yeah, it's about 90 000
01:12:25
which
01:12:26
before biden for june
01:12:29
Is a record
01:12:30
Nobody used to cross the desert in the middle of summer
01:12:36
so we're still at a record, but here's what and just jump in anytime you want to
01:12:42
Here's my back of the envelope fucked up shit. Here's what's really going on numbers are going down
01:12:46
90 000 encounters with illegals on the southern border in june
01:12:50
90 000
01:12:53
Times that by 12
01:12:54
That's one
01:12:56
million 80 000 people
01:12:59
Right a million people
01:13:01
Okay
01:13:03
But guys remember the border patrol app. I signed up for the border patrol app with my dog's face, right?
01:13:10
80 000 people a month
01:13:14
Are allowed to get on the app half of them walk over and half of them fly directly over
01:13:22
So that's another 80 they're hidden they're not in the numbers that brings you up to
01:13:26
170 000 people a month. Here's the next one
01:13:32
35 000 people a month are gotaways
01:13:35
These are the super dangerous people the ones that don't want to get caught got away
01:13:40
Yeah, like like uh border patrol so busy. They they got an idea. I can see them over there running right, right?
01:13:46
But we we don't have just let them go right
01:13:48
another
01:13:49
65 000 people a month
01:13:53
Overstay their visa
01:13:55
They're too, you know these two types of visas. There's a student visa and the tourist visa and there's no oversight of that
01:14:00
Very little the tourist visa you get to stay for 180 days, right?
01:14:06
um
01:14:07
But in the first half of this fiscal year the first six months
01:14:11
25 this is the united states government telling you this 25 of all u.s consulates and embassies
01:14:19
issued visas
01:14:21
More than they have in history 25. Why are we?
01:14:25
All of a sudden with an immigration problem giving more tourist visas than ever and people don't go home the student visas
01:14:32
If you're here on a student visa, you're admitted for an indefinite time, right?
01:14:37
Graduate students in math and science get to stay an extra two years to work without having to pay taxes
01:14:45
What the trump administration attempted to close this loophole
01:14:48
Biden withdrew it and nobody's really checking if these people have violated their terms. That's why you got hamas holes
01:14:56
spraying
01:14:58
Uh
01:14:59
Statues and buildings and threatening jews on on on the subways get them the fuck out of here
01:15:05
Nobody asked for this. We want it in order now
01:15:09
i'm almost done todd
01:15:11
In the first half of this fiscal year the first six months
01:15:16
155,000 green cards were issued a record
01:15:20
Okay, and now todd you discovered a new what's the refugee loophole?
01:15:25
What's the difference between a refugee and an asylum seeker?
01:15:29
so he doesn't he doesn't really explain it well, but they're pretty much just uh, they just uh decide to um,
01:15:35
Just uh, take a bunch of random colombians or whatever the hell and just claim that they're refugees, um when they're not
01:15:41
They're just migrant workers
01:15:43
but uh, yeah quite interesting facts and that's just uh,
01:15:45
Just this is like a brief little bit
01:15:47
it's hard to just pull a short clip from his fucking podcast because the
01:15:50
Amount of facts that are there and the data is just hard to just to clip out
01:15:54
And that was pretty cool
01:15:57
But that's that's the our borders are kamala harris been in charge of it the last
01:16:02
Four years already four more years
01:16:07
It's just an eyes way to say that
01:16:10
Oh, yeah, this guy's a president
01:16:18
so
01:16:19
So the most important thing you gotta remember is you know, okay, so
01:16:24
So so so some people were you know, they were doing some stuff and then and then other people were
01:16:31
like hey
01:16:33
Don't don't do that stuff. And then other people like
01:16:36
Hey, yeah, they should do
01:16:38
You know that stuff. It's good that they're doing that stuff and then the other people like I don't believe there's somebody doing that stuff
01:16:45
and and then uh, and uh
01:16:49
And then the thing is this video could not have been any better time
01:16:53
the one
01:16:56
He's a really drunker is reacting because either way
01:16:59
Um, the fact that I don't know but it just sounds like he just heard your video what I'm trying to say is that
01:17:06
um
01:17:08
I don't think
01:17:09
I have no idea
01:17:21
Let's play nothing but chicken attack from now on
01:17:29
Chicken
01:17:49
All right, that is the best
01:17:51
Thing ever. I don't know if you guys I don't know if you guys saw this
01:17:53
But this did get a decent amount of attention unless you're pulling something up ready. You gotta you take it take it away
01:17:57
short
01:18:00
Come on my back
01:18:05
That's pretty much the best part right there
01:18:09
Well, I like come oh wait, no wait, there's a better part at the end
01:18:22
Go for the neck that's where it's most sensitive
01:18:28
Ah, yes, that's it bite the head gary bite the head hard
01:18:35
Now what are you looking at nothing
01:18:40
That's excellent, that's just the best ambiguously gay duo
01:18:45
It fits the theme and it's it's perfect. It's the same as the same as the podcast
01:18:52
And then nailed it showed up
01:18:56
Sorry, I got another one ready, you're fine
01:19:03
You got audio on that or
01:19:06
No audio, uh, my audio crashed fucking off fucking off. I'll take it away. Take it away drawer
01:19:12
So this is in brazil. I'm curious brady because like I
01:19:17
It looks kind of fake, but this has been going around and uh, people are saying that it's pretty legit, but
01:19:24
Fake I don't even need to see it. It's fake
01:19:29
Fake
01:19:32
I don't know if it's the zoom that makes it look a bit cgi's but
01:19:36
Or if it's just because it's cgi
01:19:39
That's a great saucer. I love that you said that
01:19:43
Uh, I think it's the zoom that makes it look fake. No way. It's because it's fake isn't why it looks fake
01:19:50
Yeah
01:19:51
Sometimes helicopters are just fake
01:19:56
Several people
01:19:58
Now this could be still a human craft, you know, it could be
01:20:01
So you're saying it's a fake conspiracy more than one person. I don't know. It's just interesting. What is this?
01:20:07
Wait, this is triangular and it's clearly a diamond. So there's already there's already i'm see there's controversy already
01:20:13
That is not a that is not a triangle. What does that walkway?
01:20:18
Appear
01:20:18
Appear they call that a pier. Yeah
01:20:20
Not to be confused with love here
01:20:22
I don't think it was a pier because there's usually there's a water involved. It appears to be a pier
01:20:27
Uh, I don't think so
01:20:29
Dude, this is absurd. Fuck the ufo video. We're going back to this
01:20:32
You think this is a pier? Where's the water you son of a bitch? They're in a fucking
01:20:37
City, it's in the water
01:20:39
It's there. It's seasonal. They got power lines. Wait, pause it. I know the answer. I know the answer
01:20:44
Look, it's a it's a road bridge
01:20:45
If you look on the very right and that's the long way to walk up instead of stairs because of wheelchairs
01:20:50
It almost looks like a railroad bridge
01:20:52
Perhaps it does the same exact thing. It does the same exact thing on the other side of that bridge
01:20:57
It's so you can you know walk up
01:21:00
Gradually, it's very elaborate for just a walking bridge though this top section. Uh, it's for the handicap railroad bridges
01:21:07
You're gonna make me it's a handicap branding handy handy capable sir handy capable any capable bridge
01:21:14
handy spectacular bridge
01:21:17
I don't want to walk on a handicap bridge. It sounds like it could break
01:21:22
No, no, that's going to be built stronger it should should have ada compliancy ada regulation
01:21:28
I assume everyone has down syndrome
01:21:32
You know what? I why i'm just built around people who walk funny because they walk funny
01:21:42
I
01:21:42
But i'm
01:21:43
There are people who get into helicopter accidents
01:21:48
on accident, man
01:21:50
I mean seriously, can we?
01:21:53
What are we supposed to be?
01:21:54
What are we what kind of?
01:21:58
I don't know. So that's what was the name of that title of that video
01:22:02
Proof
01:22:04
Yeah, I know yeah, they went a little it's clickbait best evidence, yeah, this is the best evidence yet
01:22:08
I think just because of how clear the the video is we
01:22:13
Yeah, that's let's talk about that
01:22:15
How come it was all as far away as it was in the clouds like that? Why was that particular item so clear?
01:22:23
Well, I just I always look at the glad you i'm glad you pointed that out
01:22:26
See, i'll see how hazy at nighttime. It is anything more than 50 feet away should look like it's a mile away
01:22:32
in the fog
01:22:36
No, it looks like somebody tried to make it look like it so they went uh fade the contrast weird
01:22:43
It's faded contrast. Oh, and it just oh, it's it's a um, it's not just a ufo. It's a morphing
01:22:50
something
01:22:50
I think it's like I think it's like posturing different like
01:22:54
Because I think it looks like you can see the top of it more. Was it?
01:22:58
Whatever the fuck it's doing
01:23:00
But like where did it go like is this the only this like they
01:23:03
Like I would be filming this until it got out of sight and then that would like they would have all of the video
01:23:10
Well, you know the rule with that. There's only 15 seconds per day for this ai bullshit
01:23:16
so
01:23:17
That was an inside joke. So there there was there there was these bastard little kids
01:23:21
that uh
01:23:23
Maybe one of their friends died. I'm not sure but one of the school the schools were I think the kid died, right?
01:23:29
I think it whined out. I think it was whined out. They put out some freaking down river
01:23:34
some lanterns, uh the uh
01:23:37
I think it was why it was one of them fuckers down there, but um
01:23:40
yeah, the chinese lanterns and there was like one after another and they were kind of speckling across like
01:23:47
And it was really crazy
01:23:49
but I filmed the whole thing and then I put it on the internet just to kind of see like if anybody else had saw
01:23:53
It also because i'm curious of just like what it was
01:23:55
And i've seen it conjugate your verb these little
01:23:58
These little fucking these little fucking brats from wyandotte were like, sorry
01:24:02
We didn't go to the university of phoenix man. Let us just speak our fucking they found them
01:24:07
They found the video and like we're we're kind of like oh, yeah. Yeah, it was aliens and shit
01:24:12
And i'm like, um, they all I saw too and then like come to find out it was they the one
01:24:17
They were just pissing me off and I was just being a dick back
01:24:19
Isn't that fun though? Wasn't that kind of fun because you filmed it you knew what it was
01:24:23
No, not exactly, but they were then I found out that it was uh, they're
01:24:26
Wait, you didn't know what they let off a bunch of fucking and I told him to fuck off
01:24:30
Oh, i'm, sorry. I thought when you filmed it, you knew that's what it was
01:24:33
No, I was pissed because they were just like oh, yeah, we saw it too and i'm like, holy shit
01:24:36
That's crazy. Like somebody else saw this from a different perspective
01:24:38
Like I wonder what it was because they don't know what it was either
01:24:42
You're getting to the real truth though. You want to believe so bad that you even you know
01:24:46
I don't want to believe I just was curious. I wanted an answer the same thing
01:24:49
the same
01:24:50
The same thing about the myrtle beach, uh, which you know
01:24:54
I pulled and made a clip and somebody didn't fucking post it in the fucking goddamn thing
01:24:58
and so we'll never know because there's never there's not
01:25:01
There's not a
01:25:02
A clip out there that somebody can reference it at me
01:25:06
I I don't know. I may have like it's been probably about three or four months since i've brought this up
01:25:10
Obviously you've forgotten. I haven't
01:25:13
I haven't dude
01:25:14
All i'm saying
01:25:16
All i'm saying is i'm curious if anybody else saw it as well
01:25:20
Because if somebody else sees it and they have the same description at least I know like yeah that
01:25:24
That like i'm not I didn't just see something or it wasn't mistaken, you know
01:25:30
Oh, no, nobody's debating that you saw something
01:25:33
right
01:25:35
Yeah, I saw a clip like it posted
01:25:38
What are we watching? Oh, this is my video
01:25:40
They were probably I don't know. Um
01:25:43
Candle lanterns, maybe
01:25:45
Yeah, they were but the the problem was the the kids were kind of like being like kind of playing along
01:25:54
And then most likely you didn't you failed to recognize a known technology
01:25:59
Next most likely you know, I just didn't know what they were
01:26:03
Just what they were
01:26:05
They were perfectly in line. There was one after another and it kept happening for like a fucking half an hour
01:26:09
I was at wills. I believe
01:26:12
The military industrial complex is reverse engineering alien technology
01:26:17
I mean, we're also drunk and high i'm sure but it's like
01:26:22
Like it just doesn't stop like they keep going like it was starling
01:26:36
See now now that now all I need is that now suddenly I believe in this
01:26:41
That's weird
01:26:44
What that sound
01:26:45
Yeah, I hear that. That's weird. I was like, this is cgi
01:26:48
And then I got to chill up. I got to chill up and down my spine and now it's like yeah
01:26:52
That's what that
01:26:53
You're next and you go. Yeah the starting of the x files
01:26:58
The starting of the x files would always kind of freak me out a little bit the starting of the the tv show sightings
01:27:03
That one would freak me out
01:27:06
Really?
01:27:07
Got me one next
01:27:09
All right, I'm gonna look for it because I you remember that show I cannot find any pictures of that brit
01:27:14
No, I've been looking for a picture of that bridge
01:27:17
To to get some better evidence. Oh, yeah to show you that it'd be ridiculous, but there isn't any
01:27:23
Huh?
01:27:24
Of course there isn't any yeah, well play the old man from president again
01:27:33
The what
01:27:35
Uh the old man from president
01:27:40
Um, I I oh wait the one oh, yeah, there was an audio issue. I forgot which audio didn't even play now
01:27:46
No, it's a different thing altogether
01:27:52
Huh any which what
01:27:55
You heard gary come on your back, right
01:27:59
Yeah
01:28:00
And we played this guy for president
01:28:02
I went to the car. Here you come. Oh that guy's the president. That's what I was asking for
01:28:09
Just after I'll tell you I'm very surprised because
01:28:12
Kamala left his instinct to fight
01:28:15
Okay, understand now that it's a gimmick. He's he's acting like he has no idea what he's talking about
01:28:21
It's a real good who the ugandan giant. Yeah, the ugandan giant is acting like he does not appear impersonation
01:28:32
Joe biden stuff and and then uh, and uh
01:28:37
America is a nation that can be defined in a single word. Uh, the
01:28:43
So things are like
01:28:48
Um, so
01:28:50
uh
01:28:52
What what I'm trying to say is that um, 700 million
01:28:58
trillion 300 million billion dollars
01:29:02
Yeah
01:29:03
I have
01:29:04
I have no idea
01:29:09
This is so good
01:29:12
I wish I was that good. I really do that would be
01:29:16
I could be that guy
01:29:20
I want to work on that character. You almost are
01:29:23
I know. I know i'm comically out of it
01:29:26
I get it
01:29:29
That's what i'm working on i'm working towards that's the like the pinnacle of what i'm working toward he's my he's my mentor
01:29:39
Your mentor, yeah
01:30:11
That's
01:30:12
Two things about that brilliant
01:30:18
Does anybody notice that he slips into french for a full stanza of the chorus also?
01:30:25
um
01:30:26
He is a fantastic
01:30:29
He's appropriating two cultures
01:30:31
correct
01:30:32
Yeah, the yodel culture and the french culture and he's also the yodel culture
01:30:37
There is a yodel culture. Who invented the yodeling. Was it like was it like holland the holland people hollandese netherlands?
01:30:44
Uh, they invent the yodeling
01:30:46
Was it the swedes?
01:30:48
We're gonna look that up who invented the yodeling
01:30:51
Uh, i'm gonna go with uh holland holland
01:30:56
I could be wrong origins of yodeling are unclear, but some
01:31:03
Jimmy holland word some word crimes
01:31:08
He can't play it he's not even here
01:31:20
Nice work brady
01:31:22
Atta boy, that was me that was me, but you're whatever no i'm getting braided the full credit what's that one?
01:31:32
No musicologist
01:31:34
What
01:31:40
I'm doing even when i'm not doing it
01:31:43
I get full blame. So I get full credit. That's how it works the study of the music of different cultures, especially the non-western
01:31:54
The origin
01:31:57
Believe it may have started in ancient african hunter. Oh, so the black people invented it again
01:32:04
Darn it
01:32:05
so they
01:32:06
Were so then where did it become popular? Here we go
01:32:11
Yeah, where did it become popular? There's my holland central west africa 10 000 years ago. God damn. I thought he was
01:32:18
What's that?
01:32:20
Is that hot tool
01:32:23
No, that's uh, the breakdancer the australian breakdancer that um and germans I missed that one that made a lot of uh
01:32:30
Made a lot of it was very confusing. Oh, you know german chocolate cake is not named after germany
01:32:35
Is it named after american named german?
01:32:39
Yeah, wasn't it deutschland and well
01:32:44
Whatever
01:32:44
I'm pretty sure anyone
01:32:46
Any of us could just make something up on the spot and out breakdance this girl
01:32:50
I don't think this girl has ever seen a breakdance
01:32:53
before
01:32:54
But uh, oh my gosh, are you gonna show the are you gonna show the olympics?
01:33:00
Yeah, australia. Yeah, we're allowed to
01:33:02
I just didn't I didn't understand it like why?
01:33:08
How it was
01:33:10
The other breakdancers were actually really good
01:33:12
All right, well she's a joke
01:33:16
Well, no, I don't zero she scored zero against everyone. She won against
01:33:20
A zero. I think she's trolling. I think she was trying. I think she was trying
01:33:31
You've got to be kidding me that's how slow that's how fast she's going that's not slow motion. That's that's that's
01:33:37
That's just weird
01:33:38
My favorite meme was homer simpson spinning in a circle with one leg saying this was her at the olympics
01:33:44
What?
01:33:46
You can't do that at the olympics
01:33:48
That's retarded
01:33:49
Well, it's it's great. The people are doing like backflips and shit and they're like
01:33:55
She's a b she's a b-girl
01:33:57
Which I learned stands for beats or breaking girl beats. She wasn't even good at breakdancing
01:34:04
That's the problem she wasn't good at dancing dancing
01:34:07
Is it breakdancing dude? The other breakdancers were like doing one-handed handstands into a head spin
01:34:13
into a backbend into the worm
01:34:15
All right, you know in some type of entertaining move to the music not just like not just gymnastics like it was right
01:34:22
I like I liked it, but she was a joke
01:34:25
She was a joke. She meant I hope she meant to be a joke on purpose
01:34:28
No, what so the thing is is uh her backstory. She's actually a very hardcore liberal. She's a lesbian and she's uh,
01:34:34
uh, actually has a phd
01:34:37
in
01:34:38
I'm, assuming probably women's studies or some bullshit like I forget matt walsh was right
01:34:42
Matt walsh was breaking her down and um, she's got an impressive resume
01:34:45
but at the same time she's a hardcore liberal and she's kind of pushing for uh, the
01:34:50
Women and she's I think written a book or some type of paper about uh, you know women
01:34:56
in that
01:34:57
That genre of whatever you want to call that and how you know, you know
01:35:01
How it's difficult it's difficult for the women why'd you just move your shit off center why'd you do that
01:35:07
Oh for you
01:35:09
Who did what
01:35:11
Why did he just moved his shit off center just for fun? Why'd you do that?
01:35:15
For you
01:35:17
You're welcome. Is there a reason why he did that? He didn't dude. He flailed and hit it on accident
01:35:20
It went right back to where it was. No, he I saw him and he tilted it. Why explain yourself? What say you?
01:35:27
On purpose is a thing on accident is not
01:35:31
helicopters, for example
01:35:35
Roll the clip right here. Oh, I got that clip, but I have this one
01:35:49
What was the reaction on the girl's faces I can't imagine to see the sunlight to be around
01:35:53
I knew something was wrong when a little pretty white girl ran into a black man's arms. Something is wrong here
01:36:00
Dead giveaway
01:36:06
Both why no, I put the age on it emphasizes
01:36:13
Dead giveaway, that's old ask fladge. Yeah now you can hit it
01:36:24
Here
01:36:26
I
01:36:27
Met my wife when we were very young and into partying we're now middle-aged and heading in a different direction
01:36:33
I focus on physical and mental well-being. I work out daily eat healthy and maintain a positive attitude
01:36:39
She spends her free time laying around
01:36:41
drinking
01:36:43
I'll drink to that
01:36:44
Yeah
01:36:51
She's i'm already on her side by the way, by the way, i'm smoking i'll vape to that
01:36:58
Okay
01:37:18
Oh
01:37:19
And constantly exposing herself to negativity through the internet
01:37:25
You have you
01:37:27
Yeah, can we get her on the show she sounds cool
01:37:31
Yeah, please call in at one five eight six three rands three way john. We'll send you the link
01:37:36
Yeah, or that number is three seven two six eight seven three
01:37:41
Get your medication do whatever action you're about to do
01:37:45
She's now on medication for depression and anxiety. So it sounds like she can get us some pills, too
01:37:50
Yep
01:37:51
i'm totally on her side at
01:37:54
My attempts at discussion are mostly met with anger and defensiveness or are dismissed as
01:38:00
Quote a bad time to talk
01:38:03
I feel I feel we've reached a crossroads in our health
01:38:06
I want her to be as fit and healthy as possible so we can enjoy our golden years together
01:38:11
How do I get her to join me in a healthier lifestyle before it's too late signed willing in washington
01:38:19
All right, willie, um washington
01:38:24
Washington
01:38:25
uh
01:38:27
I want to take the girl's side
01:38:29
but uh dudes, right
01:38:31
and uh
01:38:33
She could actually just by his positive influence she should be
01:38:38
Like picking up on those signals
01:38:40
If she's not there's something wrong with her maybe cuckoo bananas
01:38:45
That we could look into that maybe a therapist is in order
01:38:52
I don't like I don't understand why you can't like do both. Oh drugs and uh workout
01:39:01
Put your hands together
01:39:03
I don't understand why you can't do both because I I do a pretty good job maintaining that I could I can work out
01:39:08
Way more I get I need to do more cardio period but he's talking about compatibilism
01:39:17
Rationalization whichever potato things right in the middle. I usually i'm a middle ground guy, I guess
01:39:22
That you're dualist that's ambiguous
01:39:26
It's an ambiguous stance
01:39:28
You might say it is but I don't really understand. Can you be more ambiguous?
01:39:34
You can
01:39:36
Ha ha
01:39:38
But if you you can't because if you go so ambiguous that you become obtuse it's not ambiguity and
01:39:44
shit, it's not ambiguity anymore, it's
01:39:48
I I avoid obtusiveness. What's how do you say obtusiveness? I i'm pretty good at avoiding a topic by
01:39:55
alluding to something that sounds
01:39:58
Closely similar enough to get away with and not address this the subject whatsoever
01:40:04
I'm i'm actually kind of good at it
01:40:07
I I could throw nonsense your way. That's why I went through the the logical fallacies last week. I'm guilty of most of them
01:40:15
I just want you guys to be able to call me out on them
01:40:18
But no, you stupidly are you like gary the mindless trendy man?
01:40:23
exactly
01:40:26
But honestly, I did love the the paying for someone's dinner for vicarious redemption
01:40:32
That is a good analogy
01:40:35
What do you mean benefit?
01:40:37
Meals the benefits he say he's like, how could you possibly benefit from someone else's action is what I heard
01:40:43
So I just simply stated an action
01:40:45
Right somebody benefits, but it's not a category or it's not fallacious. It's a good analogy
01:40:52
and and my only
01:40:54
My only argument again, just so you know analogy is my rapper name
01:40:58
Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, it's pronounced analogy you're saying it wrong I know
01:41:07
Analogy the o is silent and not even written
01:41:11
I mean not what's wait. The o is not silent. The o is um embellished
01:41:17
There's an embellished. Oh, that's not written
01:41:19
Yeah. Yeah, are we are we doing more dear flagy?
01:41:24
Um, I was gonna jump to
01:41:26
Whatever. Yeah, I think I blew that one. I was supposed to take her side and I kind of blew it
01:41:33
Please don't jump
01:41:36
We have yeah, we have two more kid videos. I i've got the crash the crash site
01:41:42
And oh, I love the crash and then i've also got comments
01:41:46
I like the crash video with the music
01:42:02
Here with
01:42:03
I always wondered was there a character with a y on their shirt?
01:42:22
Like a like a monkey with a y on their shirt then the three of them would spell gay
01:42:27
right
01:42:28
I couldn't find one
01:42:38
Why are they always flying into the nuts of this poor guy now, what are you looking at?
01:42:44
Oh his ass this time no one seems to fully appreciate the work we do they penetrated that robot's ass
01:42:50
Whether we're foiling criminals or receiving praise from the authority man. Don't shove it in my ass seem to look at us funny
01:42:56
maybe
01:42:58
Don't ever shove it in my that's a friend of friends, but I stand by that statement
01:43:08
We'll find our answers in the crystals here what about metroville i've alerted the police they're off on some getaway
01:43:17
Relaxing I bet this is an outrage with ace and gary gone. The villains are bound to be running amok
01:43:23
Did you see running amok?
01:43:26
Pretty fruity now, we must transform this we must make this transformative
01:43:35
We are it holds all the secrets look for transcribing gary
01:43:40
Why did they bother blurring that out? And oh, they make me eight to do is to not think
01:43:46
No drawers ace the tall one with. I know gray grayish black hair
01:43:53
I'm telling you the face swap is going to do itself. I'm curious. I want to see what the mask will do
01:43:57
It won't do it can't do cartoon face. It can't
01:44:03
No, we gotta do the design for the fortress the live action one the live action one I got over here
01:44:10
I mean I could
01:44:12
I haven't done in a while, but i've got
01:44:14
Motion for apple makes it pretty easy to do like, uh
01:44:17
Key framing and like destroyed many centuries ago. And so do you could track and put gary's head and potentially just track?
01:44:25
motion tracking
01:44:27
Oh, okay. Yeah
01:44:30
Gary come on my back
01:44:32
We'd better work fast before
01:44:34
Uh-oh, how do I put yours back? Uh, what where to go?
01:44:39
Okay
01:44:42
Come on my back, I think we're both hitting it i'll stop
01:44:47
I just hit it once. No, I did it again. I tried to put come on my back in the middle of it
01:44:53
I heard that too
01:44:55
Whenever you hear gary come on my back. You always want it to be right in the middle of it, right?
01:45:02
Why would I reduce population
01:45:04
A retreat. Oh, leave them alone. Why would I aren't you the least bit curious?
01:45:11
Hello
01:45:12
Your diet iced tea, senor. What about this shrooms video? Are we still into that? Oh, it's 30
01:45:22
It's a pretty good video actually
01:45:24
Oh, how did that go? Isn't there more kid?
01:45:27
Yeah, there's two more. Yeah
01:45:28
How did your shroom tour go
01:45:33
Oh my god, uh from 11 to 3 it was full-blown
01:45:39
Hallucinations motion colors everything is beautiful. How did you how did you grow them?
01:45:45
Just you found them or did you plant them or did you have some and then you?
01:45:49
Cloned them. I shared it on the podcast
01:45:53
I know I don't watch the podcast. Let's have a recap then
01:45:56
Okay. Well, I injected the spores into some substrate in a breathable bag
01:46:02
Kept it in the dark in a shoe box here in the barn
01:46:05
With a couple air ventilator things on it of fans, I guess you'd call them but they're actually purifiers
01:46:12
I just have them turned around shoot it shoot it into a log
01:46:15
and then uh, and then no, I uh, I just opened up the bag and they burst into
01:46:22
Shrooms, and then I dried them out and I ate the smallest one
01:46:27
And it took care of the job
01:46:29
So technically could you have pulled some spores from and then keep this process going and going and going yes
01:46:36
I might still be able to do it
01:46:40
That sounds like a good idea i've never i've never done them
01:46:44
It's not like a bullshit like that. I I just learned about them from last night
01:46:48
Yeah, I just I just did them like two days ago
01:46:52
I've never done shrooms
01:46:54
No longer listen to the show. I don't know if I will
01:46:58
Um, uh, this is a natural thing that grew in my barn
01:47:02
I just ate one news. No
01:47:05
Apparently, I'm a flash does not listen to the show anymore
01:47:09
I don't believe you. You just said didn't I misunderstood didn't you get the spores?
01:47:13
From somewhere or something or someone? Yeah, obviously got them from what we're already
01:47:19
It's yeah allegedly allegedly I mean if this is all obviously this is fictitious because I don't think they're legal obviously this is all
01:47:26
No, we're all playing here. We're playing it playing a story. I think technically in michigan. It was
01:47:32
Decriminalized which doesn't make it legal. No, it is not legal
01:47:36
Technically not legal. No, uh decriminalized
01:47:40
However, I didn't I didn't sell anything
01:47:42
Um, and I didn't buy it either
01:47:47
Someone needed a place to grow and I say I don't barn who's who's who's dick you suck
01:47:53
What's that? It has to be grown in a barn. That's it like
01:47:56
No, well, I have a barn. So it's step one shoe box. Oh, I have no I have no
01:48:04
10 weeks with these growing next to me statement that harley
01:48:09
Thailand american is that which
01:48:12
Yeah, but they're only they're only they're only doing it for one year they claim
01:48:17
This is the this was the stuff the spores. This is the kit
01:48:21
It grows it
01:48:23
It's almost like it was a this is the kit that grows it. Yeah
01:48:29
These things would you acquire the you ordered a kit or no, no, you can just go to to the
01:48:36
Wild bills
01:48:39
Oh, right, of course is wild, right? No, I think ridiculous. This is ridiculous
01:48:59
So
01:49:00
Although i'm not sure how big wild bills might be more of a chain
01:49:04
No, it doesn't matter even even the doing the grow even doing the grow at the barn is uh, he's caught in
01:49:09
Industry the cottage chain industry, but if you wanted to rob a wild bills now hear me out on this
01:49:15
On october 31st, you show up like a cowboy and hold the place up
01:49:20
With two six shooters
01:49:23
the cops if they drive by see that
01:49:26
They're still not even gonna stop
01:49:29
They're dressed like a
01:49:33
Argument with a woman
01:49:36
I'm just saying sorry. I thought it was this one. It simply doesn't help. Did you hear?
01:49:42
There was a 15 year old that stole
01:49:45
Repeatedly from a stole it stole it. I don't know if it was a wild bills, but it was a store like that
01:49:50
Stole they stole the grammar
01:49:54
I don't know if you exactly said stole but it sort of sound like it a head shop
01:49:58
We call those head shots fine for whom stole did it?
01:50:02
for whom the bell stole
01:50:04
Do they still have headshots? Okay
01:50:07
Now there's this bell around every corner. Yeah, don't they got the asian massages?
01:50:13
Within 10 minutes of here
01:50:24
Foreign
01:50:30
This is my favorite segment that I forgot was this segment
01:50:34
So
01:50:37
I might have to see the video what because some of these I don't remember. Oh, these are brand new just today
01:50:43
Oh, these are all new. That's why i'm like wait. There's some from back here
01:50:48
Hold on
01:50:50
Okay, i'm right here
01:50:53
People talking about the
01:50:56
Oh, no, we talked about the at&t and all that shit
01:51:00
Yeah, I should have been prepared for this before I hit
01:51:04
probably
01:51:05
What thoroughbred country do you guys live in that was one we missed about our our internet talking about people. Oh, yeah
01:51:12
Completely understand that
01:51:16
Uh help solve which I believe was me simply replied do not come do not come
01:51:23
Come on my back
01:51:25
Matthew reynold commented. What the fuck is this all about? That was our ben affleck preview. Thank you for commenting. Matthew reynold
01:51:36
The comments algorithm
01:51:39
A year ago. She had record-breaking low approval. That must be
01:51:51
I like that guy i'm gonna tell i'm gonna steal that that guy you said you won for president
01:51:55
I'm gonna steal his bit and just trail off without any answer when I try to say stuff like come on
01:52:02
I'm just gonna move on. I like it
01:52:06
Depends on who demands. Oh, here's here's the redec. All right. Here's our comment of the week
01:52:13
I'll wait for joe. You dumb fucking asshole. Nobody asked you
01:52:17
Joe came out this week and said he was run out of the spot. He did want to he did want to run for
01:52:22
Uh president again, but they they wouldn't let him
01:52:26
nice
01:52:27
Shut the fuck up
01:52:28
Uh
01:52:30
Dion peramal six fourth nine commented it depends on who demands the redemption
01:52:36
only the one who has
01:52:37
Oh, but only the one who has placed a value on those who he wishes to redeem
01:52:45
Second it all depends on who determines the oh, I gotta
01:52:50
I gotta click read more. Hold on
01:52:52
This is a long one. Holy shit. I'm gonna start over. Oh, sorry. So dion said it depends on
01:52:57
Depends on who demands the redemption only the one who has placed a value on those who he wishes to redeem
01:53:04
Second it all depends on who determines the price of the redemption
01:53:08
A perfect and pure being would require a perfect and pure sacrifice. You see what he's doing or she's doing there
01:53:15
Then of course third off
01:53:17
Can the one who needs redemption pay for own redemption?
01:53:20
Obviously not the one requiring redemption is
01:53:23
Not perfect and pure last and most importantly the motive behind the one making the sacrifice love
01:53:32
God loves those
01:53:33
Created in his image and gladly makes the sacrifice for those. He loves any good father would this is no
01:53:40
Felicity, but I think they meant fallacy. How do you spell fallacy?
01:53:47
Says felicky
01:53:48
12
01:53:50
So, um
01:53:52
What what say you to that comment comments kind of as a combination of what say you because you please comment on the comments
01:53:59
Oh, yes
01:54:00
In fact, if it's anything really good we can start a segment where we can reply
01:54:05
right now to the comment, but
01:54:07
All right
01:54:08
I don't I think I don't think you have a response to this
01:54:12
The holy and pure sacrifice is just such a lovely thing
01:54:16
It it was based on a blood magic
01:54:21
spell
01:54:22
From early pagan religion where they would actually bleed a virgin goat
01:54:28
Can I just wait?
01:54:30
Yeah, just because the similarity where are you drawing that it is based on that? I hear people say that shit all the time
01:54:36
It's similar, but it's not based on that
01:54:40
Um, it actually isn't
01:54:42
indirectly
01:54:43
Based on blood for sin sacrifice. It's a
01:54:48
blood ritual
01:54:50
It's it's an actual recreation of the exact blood ritual. It's not
01:54:57
It's not just a separate culture coming up with the similar thing
01:55:02
Independently it is a direct result
01:55:06
of that same people
01:55:09
practicing the goat thing
01:55:11
Just generations prior
01:55:14
Generations like your family did that so you continue doing that
01:55:20
So yes, it is direct. It is exactly what they were doing
01:55:26
Yes, I can finish
01:55:28
um, so, uh, so the pure and like okay, so
01:55:34
The the topic I was talking about was uh, what?
01:55:38
Someone taking the punishment that you deserve
01:55:41
But you brought in this ridiculous nonsense about a father giving his son
01:55:46
Which is himself to himself for redemption for a law that he himself created
01:55:52
And a punishment that he himself created it all goes back to him
01:55:56
Every single part of it like he's given himself to himself for a law that he himself created
01:56:03
About stuff that only he thought was important
01:56:07
I don't know nothing about it, man
01:56:10
It's stupid
01:56:11
If it doesn't make logical sense, it's probably not. I don't want to say what?
01:56:17
No, but it does so from the standpoint from the standpoint of the logical point of a christian
01:56:22
This isn't doesn't mean I believe it. It's just since i'm schooled in it literally
01:56:26
The whole point is is that and maybe it's horrible
01:56:29
It's a horrible thing to put on a human being but since you're not worthy, you'll never be worthy
01:56:33
Whatever that means. I don't know. I don't care. But let's just say that that's okay
01:56:37
I know that's what they say somebody else who is worthy has taken that sacrifice of right blood blood and death
01:56:44
Apparently right, right blood suffering and death. It is it is the goat sacrifice by the way
01:56:50
The right then here's here's where I never I had trouble, but I never really understood
01:56:54
I was like, but i'm still gonna die and then they would say well, yeah, but in this life
01:56:59
Right, and this life's the only one that matters because it's the only one that you can experience is your you
01:57:08
According to what you know, I don't know and believe according to what you are
01:57:13
like there's something inside of you that like
01:57:16
And so what are you aware of something inside of you that you are you do things with?
01:57:21
Well, can you experience any part of that?
01:57:24
Memory because it doesn't exist. Yeah, you are just as much you're just a
01:57:29
As much as I am unaware or aware it is equal to me
01:57:34
Okay, I I have unawareness doesn't mean that it's not there it just means your imaginary friend
01:57:40
Is just as real as you are that is adorable, but not true
01:57:47
But in what context because it
01:57:49
In 100 years, it's gonna that will be the same will both be nothing
01:57:56
Yes
01:57:56
Yes
01:57:58
So everything depends everything depends on context
01:58:02
But it'll be a fladge cast and not a brady cast
01:58:05
We should move on to twinkies before because we're never we're never going to agree
01:58:10
Um, no, wait a minute mean on the afterlife thing. I mean on anything hot dog is a sandwich that is
01:58:18
Empirically tested like I I was I agree. Yeah, I said green hot dog is not a sandwich
01:58:25
I looked it up. It is absolutely by definition a sandwich
01:58:30
Yeah
01:58:38
I gotta find that you were wrong button. It seems to be missing. Did you get any good clips of my wife?
01:58:48
That's good, that's pretty good so as to the twinkie no, yeah
01:58:53
No, wait, am I even on the right? I'm not even on the right page. I'm reading comments from the wrong page
01:58:57
You guys don't know
01:58:58
You look good
01:58:59
Connor you look good. You look really good
01:59:02
Amen, mike collin commented. You are so wrong, dude
01:59:06
This is about the twinkies making us smarter
01:59:08
Our math teacher used to break out a box of twinkies and give us each a twinkie before taking the test
01:59:12
We all ate those tests. Is that is that a is that see that's what I was saying
01:59:16
That's great. Oh, I love it
01:59:19
I'm so glad I read that it was actually chunky candy chunk. It wasn't a bar
01:59:26
well
01:59:27
That's the same twinkie. We do it to touch children house children
01:59:31
Do you need to be to debate this?
01:59:34
So michael myers actually thinks that we're seriously debating if twinkies make us smarter
01:59:41
Thank you for that. Thank you. Yeah
01:59:43
That that little bitch has obviously never eaten a single twinkie in his life
01:59:47
Never in a twinkie. I feel like I could solve anything after a twinkie
01:59:52
That's my favorite moment of the show that we all started laughing for the exact same reasons
01:59:57
Have a twinkie dude watch the show. Have a twinkie eat it on air
02:00:00
It'll make you smarter if you eat it where people don't shove it in my ass
02:00:04
In my mouth
02:00:08
Here come on my back we had a bunch of young young scouts
02:00:13
And you know what if I don't know I know as soon as I put it in my fucking mouth
02:00:19
I think there's more twinkie comments over here. There better be i'm loving it
02:00:27
Yeah, twinkies didn't make them smarter
02:00:30
Well twinkies didn't make them smart. Oh us. Ha ha ha way to go known agitator
02:00:35
I put the wrong I didn't get it on the wrong word
02:00:41
That's contextual let me try that again contextual or twinkies sure as hell didn't make them smarter
02:00:49
And then oh and then the same clip this is luke lukey waffles
02:00:55
Saying that us talking is him being drunkenly full philosophical at last call
02:01:01
Yes, I I take that assessment
02:01:03
Yeah, I think that's what we're doing
02:01:06
Let's watch the humanity has gotten smarter since the invention of the twinkie
02:01:11
Twinkies make you smarter
02:01:14
That's not true, although humanity has gotten smarter as as a whole
02:01:20
Since the invention of the twinkie
02:01:24
Twinkies were not the cause of that even though the the time overlap but just because it's ridiculous. I never knew that improbable
02:01:32
I mean that could have actually been
02:01:35
The reason you realize that's me sticking up for the possibility of guys
02:01:40
Well, or it was that was a great debate
02:01:43
Great debate our best debate yet better than me
02:01:46
One other comment that was there but they may have deleted it said that uh
02:01:52
To my comment about maybe that the twinkie did make it smarter. No, no, it didn't
02:01:57
No, no, it didn't another serious taker
02:02:00
serious debate about the twinkie
02:02:03
We should scientifically test
02:02:07
Comment no, no, it didn't
02:02:10
All right
02:02:11
Yeah, we'll we'll feed drawer a bunch of twinkies and give them the same test twice before and after see how he does
02:02:23
I
02:02:24
Just totally lost your mind. I couldn't hear you and then I heard you
02:02:26
I didn't think you were saying anything because you know, i'm guessing on half of the timing
02:02:31
uh, yes, we could have him stick one in his ass and one in his mouth and then
02:02:36
whichever one
02:02:40
You know what if I don't know I know as soon as I put it in my fucking mouth
02:02:52
Myself please
02:02:59
But you are bad
02:03:23
Oh
02:03:24
I remembered my second reaction to that is
02:03:27
Go on and fly you own the sky because we all know how great chickens are
02:03:33
Flying that they're the lords of this. They're like the skies ours
02:03:37
They can fly
02:03:39
No, they can't guys. I've seen them fly
02:03:42
I've seen them fly
02:03:45
Skies are google it
02:03:47
It's true. Who is the skies are?
02:03:50
Yeah, whose guys are they they can fly
02:03:54
While you're looking at chicken chicken fly, let's do the yes chickens in this corner at 143 pounds with safety glasses
02:04:02
And a will to not just know the plastic
02:04:08
Once there's children involved
02:04:11
Are there any kids involved?
02:04:14
Should I do this shaped one or the other?
02:04:16
The other side is the other course the other one 50 50 and I guess wrong
02:04:34
First one on the list. Thank you for killing it anything else you want to say before we start? No, wait till we start
02:04:43
Of work and this is not terribly important but um
02:04:46
I keep talking about you know work people. We're gonna call this co-worker of ours. Eric smith because
02:04:52
Generic name it can't possibly be a real name unless he's in the um witness protection program
02:05:00
So anyway, that was eric smith in case i've actually got no beef with him
02:05:03
That's his real name because he's a pretty nice guy. I got that
02:05:06
But i've given him plenty of reason to have beef with me
02:05:09
so today they decided to issue some new crap where I have to put a liner into my
02:05:14
Stupid garbage so that it doesn't get shoved into the back of the dumpster and they have to shovel it out
02:05:19
So I announced very loudly. I've got a solution to the shoveling stuff out of the back of the dumpster problem sending eric smith
02:05:27
It was one of those he's right behind me. Isn't he?
02:05:31
He was he he stepped out and glared at me
02:05:37
It was a very generic name
02:05:40
It is his name it's his real name and I say that too because
02:05:44
Relocation program
02:05:46
But man, he was not happy with me, but it's not like I couldn't recognize his giant coconut head
02:05:53
walking around the building because like
02:05:56
doy
02:05:57
dude
02:05:59
I uh
02:06:00
I have a similar story where and i'm not
02:06:02
Anyway, I have my headphones on at the data center where I work
02:06:08
Yeah, the unnamed unnamed data center and I
02:06:11
Data center. I walked into the elevator
02:06:12
I think it's because I had headphones on but my nose was like extra special or whatever and I go
02:06:17
And i'm not gonna say the person's name at all, but I go whoa
02:06:21
It smells like so-and-so in here and I even texted my wife
02:06:24
I'm, like dude the guy that I talked to you about so strong I can smell him and son of a bitch
02:06:29
He was fucking right right there behind me
02:06:33
Oh
02:06:33
Nice work. Yeah the one shop I was at there was the the guy the painter jeff and uh
02:06:39
He could get a new paint suit whenever he wanted
02:06:41
And the manager would tell like force a new paint suit on him because people would complain
02:06:46
because he would ball up his paint suit and just throw it in the like on top of the one locker section, which is just
02:06:52
No one would use it was like a cabinet to store shit
02:06:56
There was a whole locker section in another area that he didn't want to use
02:07:00
He would just change his shit there because it was really close to his station. So
02:07:05
His paint suit would be in there
02:07:06
His boots would be in there
02:07:08
And every day not only his paint suit he'd ball up but his socks
02:07:12
He would ball up and put inside his boots and wear the same socks every single day
02:07:17
Yeah, if you if you went in there before he changed at the end of the day
02:07:22
It's it smelled typical which was you know, a little bit like piss a little bit like shit
02:07:26
If you went in there after he went in there it was like this completely different rank smell
02:07:33
And I several times I I would deck his boots and his socks and his shit with fucking disinfectant spray
02:07:39
I started pouring just like like the straight
02:07:41
Like chemical cleaners in it because it just reeked that bad and it's like I just figured you know
02:07:46
What if anything is just going to help him? But um, yeah, he was a disgusting disgusting human being
02:07:52
Yeah
02:07:53
I
02:07:55
Used to throw these parties he was like this very lonely guy and he'd throw these parties and he'd hire strippers to come over
02:08:00
And I was maybe gonna go to one of the parties
02:08:03
and uh, i'm glad I didn't because that party apparently, um
02:08:07
He got a police like that
02:08:09
No, the stripper just started blowing the stripper started blowing him in front of everybody
02:08:14
Oh, and so he's just there
02:08:23
As soon as you hear the strippers blowing him I gotta hit the button
02:08:26
Yeah, he's just there getting his dick sucked
02:08:28
He's just there getting his dick sucked in front of everybody that he works with and it's just everyone was just like yeah
02:08:32
That was the most awkward fucking thing and then after the fact he starts he starts eating her out and it's like this
02:08:37
gross stripper
02:08:39
And it was just like yeah, just like i'm never gonna go to another one of his parties
02:08:44
No, obviously not. It's very weird. Yeah, it was jeff
02:08:48
Oh
02:08:49
Jeff you you did both. Did you do a both follow-up and what say you you did both of those, right?
02:08:54
gary's college and uh
02:08:56
Body parts. Yep. Yep. Yep. Okay
02:09:00
Oh great. I did I did want to hit this one more time roll the clip brady
02:09:06
You have a clip right the conclusion you are reaching
02:09:26
So
02:09:26
Am I the only one that's getting a little horny it's really not over it goes on for another fuck yeah
02:09:39
No, that's all I wanted as above so below
02:09:41
So
02:09:43
It's funny because I really just want to end I just wanted to end that clip that's funny how that morphed right like back
02:09:48
in our shit
02:09:49
I really just want to end the clip with as above so
02:09:52
Yeah, I just wanted to end that clip with as above so below and then just before gary said it you make that 14 minutes
02:09:58
uh
02:10:00
Little mention and so I said I just clipped that in there because I thought it was funny
02:10:04
Um, I could go on for another 14 minutes
02:10:06
do you think we can see the deer in the the
02:10:10
Wrong direction camera angle of the the kid clips
02:10:16
The only one we haven't seen that one
02:10:20
Have you ever seen a deer before I thought you guys lived out in the country
02:10:24
Them goddamn city slickers
02:10:26
I ain't never seen a deer before
02:10:29
I was sharing with the rest of the world
02:10:32
I could do this every day because they're always out there. This is on the this is out in the country
02:10:36
He's only got 380p
02:10:40
Right, is it 380?
02:10:42
This is one of those videos where there's gonna be a face come up and scare you real quick, right?
02:10:45
Because we're like focusing in focusing in on
02:10:47
Yeah
02:10:51
The kid comes out of nowhere, oh
02:10:54
Can you see it
02:10:57
Once there's children involved
02:11:02
I got it those deer
02:11:06
That was my worst parking lot, I mean how much more in the country
02:11:11
No way, uh, there's actually
02:11:16
When I when I was going to macomb community college south campus there there would uh, there was a deer and that was
02:11:23
Yeah
02:11:24
I was actually in cleveland, too
02:11:25
I was in downtown cleveland and there was a deer uh walking across the the road
02:11:30
Woods
02:11:31
Yeah
02:11:32
Yeah
02:11:33
Yeah built on a forest
02:11:37
Did you try to swerve? You know what? That's a great segue. Maybe that's what happened here again
02:11:41
Our main is like the oh it just starts right away. It's like
02:11:44
It's like you're the wannabe country
02:11:47
It's more like just
02:11:50
Half breeds
02:11:52
than it is
02:11:53
actually
02:11:54
What ohio between marlette armada freaking almond all that fucking
02:12:00
Yeah, I want to be country, uh, that's similar to here because it's on your way to
02:12:06
All the big cities north of here are little
02:12:09
Yeah, I passed by all of them to go. I passed by all of them to actually go up north
02:12:14
Otherwise, I'd rather live sort of towards the city
02:12:17
That's ambiguous. The term up north is so ambiguous. It depends on who's talking to whom and where
02:12:25
Who's talking to whom?
02:12:27
Yeah, it's all here we we all agree it's the fingers part period
02:12:32
No, we don't all agree. If you ask someone on the north pole, where is that? I thought we were on lockstep. I don't know
02:12:40
Also
02:12:57
Step
02:12:59
My favorite part of the children
02:13:01
Look how cute they are
02:13:04
That's how it's thanks guys
02:13:07
I am honored and touched
02:13:10
All right. Let's uh, hold on. There was one thing the kid said that oh, yeah the carnival
02:13:13
We had the conversation about the carnival. Maybe we didn't I had a text message. Yeah
02:13:17
So when you when you are doing machine building, um
02:13:21
Uh
02:13:24
weld cells and positioners and robotic stuff and and
02:13:27
Uh, you're mounting shit on columns and stuff
02:13:30
There there's an adage when you put a bolt in that if you torque put that bolt to torque specs
02:13:35
And you have to untighten it you need to get a new bolt
02:13:39
There there is just the failure rate. I said on a different show. Don't you watch the show?
02:13:44
Actually, no, I thought it was in a text message. I thought it was only a text message
02:13:47
I do watch the show. That's why i'm reiterating because we may have wait, you know
02:13:50
And if I knew it, it probably was a text message because I don't watch the show, right?
02:13:55
Yeah, so they're supposed to so all these carnivals these traveling carnivals you see them with the same
02:14:02
Bolts and shit and so I don't know how they get away with doing that
02:14:05
but the machinery that I that i've been a part of building is not meant to hold or or there's like
02:14:10
barriers to keep people away from right
02:14:13
This this machinery at the carnivals is meant to like hold people and traverse people and so it's very weird that uh
02:14:19
They have different standards, I guess I don't know
02:14:23
Right
02:14:26
Very uh
02:14:27
So I don't like those carnivals too too much. I'll do like the ground rides. I don't know
02:14:32
I was always a fan of the gravitron
02:14:34
What you're saying is carnival rides are unsafe
02:14:38
Well statistically and for how many people they push through it no
02:14:43
But if you're that one or two
02:14:46
percent
02:14:47
Accident
02:14:49
Let's see
02:14:52
Apparently carousels are the most dangerous at 21 percent accident rate bumper cars are four percent
02:14:58
Roller coasters are 10 percent little bastard kid falling off on its own
02:15:03
This is cited from rife law firm and their lawsuits. This is for carnival carnival accident injuries
02:15:10
Are estimated to increase 11 to 12 percent each year. Well, that's a stupid statement because eventually then it'll be
02:15:17
All acts it has to stop increasing sooner or later, right?
02:15:20
No
02:15:22
It has to stay lockstep with the population. It can't go you can't have more accidents than you can have people, right?
02:15:29
Oh, I guess one person could have more than one accident. So I I take my statement back. I'm stupid
02:15:36
40 the cpsc estimates that 4400 children are injured in carnival rides each year
02:15:43
Mm. See to me so that that 4,000 wait, is that just in texas?
02:15:53
Hmm
02:15:55
Yeah, i'm trying to find some footage I don't I don't ride them I don't put my kids on them failures
02:16:01
I'm sure my kids went and rode them when they were teenagers. I rode them when I was young
02:16:04
I used to ride all kinds of I mean I rode everything at cedar point
02:16:10
Do you trust cedar point more because those bolts aren't taken up and down
02:16:14
And you've seen bolts, right? I mean hardened steel
02:16:17
Stainless steel bolts and they make bolts that you can actually, you know, I would trust going in and out several times
02:16:24
They also have torque tests that they can they can tell if the head if the head is bending or coming
02:16:29
They x-ray the shit all the time
02:16:35
That's a shame
02:16:36
I've seen some terrifying repairs done on a so an airplane
02:16:42
Did you read the I read the thing this so this is in india or indiana
02:16:47
india
02:16:48
India, then I don't give a fuck dude. They don't have the regulations. This is I know
02:16:52
No offense, but don't ride rides in india. No. Oh my god. Oh my god. Monkey pox is taking over
02:16:58
Oh my god, what are we gonna do for mpox? Oh my god, it's taking over. Uh, don't have anal sex
02:17:04
right
02:17:05
Come on. Oh, is that all I don't have anal sex. Oh, then you have nothing to worry about. Oh, okay
02:17:10
Don't ride rides in india
02:17:13
Is this another one india?
02:17:16
Did you see there was one that there was one that was stuck
02:17:19
I was stuck on going faster than it ever had and they didn't know how to stop it
02:17:24
Wow
02:17:25
You know how they stopped it
02:17:27
Like about a hundred men jumped on it and slowly but surely they actually weighted it down to stop it from going
02:17:33
You know, I mean dude those guys
02:17:36
I'll bet you the first guys that jumped on were getting pretty tore up
02:17:39
Right over with the two kids holding on for dear life inside
02:17:44
25 year old albert irvin climbed the stairs still though. I go back to my original statement with the
02:17:49
Thousands if not millions of people they pump through these rides
02:17:54
Statistically this isn't gonna happen to you
02:18:02
He fell off that pretty good dude, he felt pretty lucky
02:18:05
Oh, no, I have feeling in it. That's lulu in sunglasses. She was happily riding on the key. Yeah
02:18:12
Omaha, nebraska
02:18:14
Then her long red hair got caught in the mechanism. Well, you know
02:18:19
This is bad timing before my little tiny car crash in my driveway when people are gonna
02:18:25
Die in a fucking like ripped her whole her gross red hair out
02:18:29
It's probably a benefit, right?
02:18:31
Right, isn't she?
02:18:32
Trying to cook at stoney creek rest. Oh, sorry. That was yeah
02:18:37
Oh, see I checked in on her today. She has not posted anything new since her last update. That's it
02:18:44
We I felt this that was I didn't mean that
02:18:48
Can we like get a little
02:18:49
Red spray paint on her forehead to kind of even that
02:18:52
No, she's beautiful. We do it. See this guy is oh
02:18:56
Oh
02:18:56
Was a member of a carnival family known as the nerveless knox. Oh, did we just watch somebody die?
02:19:02
Did we just watch somebody die?
02:19:04
I don't I don't want to watch people die, dude
02:19:07
They balance on the cage of a contraption known. I've seen this live at uh, yeah
02:19:12
The the circus sole the circus at uh, the suburban collection show place in novi
02:19:19
uh, yeah a couple years ago, they had one of the dude there and he was like
02:19:23
um
02:19:24
It was ridiculous because he was fucking
02:19:28
It was pretty impressive and there was no net
02:19:30
Um, yeah, but then they stopped doing those acts they don't have that that circus is not what it used to be
02:19:35
They don't have any animals anymore
02:19:37
They don't have
02:19:47
Am I just the only one though, I mean they literally start these out by saying death defying
02:19:53
right
02:19:54
and
02:19:56
aren't part of
02:19:58
I mean nobody's there hoping it happens
02:19:59
But that's why you're in awe and staring at him because you're like I can't believe they're so close to not dying. Yeah
02:20:06
on a wire or on a pole or a
02:20:09
spinning thing that's on fire usually
02:20:12
I can't believe somebody was mountain climbing and died like what shut the fuck up
02:20:19
Dale earnhardt
02:20:22
I
02:20:23
Just heard a comedian and I think it was on kill tony. He's like
02:20:28
Mountain climbers. What's up with them? Get down. That's all he said and everyone just roared laughing. I got it. I totally got it
02:20:34
right
02:20:38
Especially if you fall and die, I like to charge him now
02:20:41
Way back when when my father was a firefighter if some stupid-ass person got themselves in a stupid-ass position
02:20:47
Right, like sorry and we all paid for it over and over again
02:20:51
But now if it's a rescue and you put yourself in your own situation, they send you a bill bill. Yeah
02:20:57
And it's a big cab
02:20:59
Stop climbing this mountain. Here's your helicopter bill
02:21:02
Yeah
02:21:07
No one pays those
02:21:09
That was a lull. All right, you ready for the crash video? I know you yeah. Yes
02:21:13
We've been dying for this
02:21:15
We played it all the way through with the music
02:21:21
God damn it who said it which who's the clip? It's original. It's original music too. No, no
02:21:26
Although it's edited really bad because my brother's watching man. He would have loved that clip
02:21:31
He would love that clip. What am I waiting for? What am I waiting for?
02:21:35
Right, you can't tease that footage and then not show the the clip. Oh, there you go
02:21:45
Is
02:21:58
She said nothing at all
02:22:15
Old man keeps beating with his headlights on he flew off the road couldn't speak to a word
02:22:19
But the damage he did was totally absurd on mercedes and another total right there five cars in total
02:22:25
There was too much to bear the neighbors call respect the house looks strong, but the driveway looks like a junkyard gone wrong
02:22:32
Oh grandpa, mr
02:22:45
You see the brake light keep the car has no brake lights on
02:23:04
Look you can see the tire bend. You can see the tire is not circular right here. Looks like the tasmanian devil
02:23:15
Keep an eye on your loved ones. Make sure they're right where you thought y'all might be a crash site
02:23:27
Unless your house gets hit once then again
02:23:32
Find two old survivors in the high-speed spin the more, you know, don't hesitate
02:23:37
Make some granny and papi some driving before it's too late
02:23:50
Oh
02:23:52
Grandma hit the gas
02:23:54
the porch
02:23:55
Took a fall
02:23:57
One car was totaled
02:24:00
But that's not all keep an eye on your loved ones. Make sure they're right
02:24:07
Or your front yard might be a crash site
02:24:15
So
02:24:24
That's the driver in my neighbor's mercedes
02:24:28
So what um, it was a female right you said
02:24:31
The second guy was the second one was a guy
02:24:34
Didn't speak a word of english
02:24:35
Oh, I thought it was a
02:24:38
Oh a chick, um, I can sum it up in three words bitches be trippin
02:24:43
This was the chick. This was the woman right here
02:24:46
This one was kind of uneventful. So I didn't do the slow-mo or anything. But yeah
02:24:51
Every eight years did
02:24:53
The guy who couldn't speak english did he sound something like this?
02:24:59
I don't know, uh ryan, whatever he was saying. You might be able to help me
02:25:05
Uh
02:25:06
But it was similar to uh
02:25:12
Something
02:25:15
Something
02:25:16
He's a well-spoken well-mannered. He's like a polite
02:25:20
It was more than just a language barrier though, because I was like
02:25:25
Are you okay? And then I think I said
02:25:28
Something like english and
02:25:31
He just was he went off
02:25:33
Not making fun, but I was just so fast. I don't remember what he said
02:25:37
We didn't get the audio. I think I know what he said
02:25:42
Possibly but this first woman you watch her crash and then she um
02:25:47
She hits the uh, she hits the gas. She's hitting the gas
02:25:50
She's like to the floor to the floor to the floor to the floor still to the floor to the floor
02:25:55
Watch her brake light still to the floor to the floor to the floor to the floor to the floor
02:25:59
Oh right there. She finally stopped
02:26:02
And her tires are blown her tires are blown and there's holes in my cement where her tires were
02:26:07
wow
02:26:08
And of course, that's my mother. That's my mother-in-law's car
02:26:12
Who just happened to have been there at the moment?
02:26:16
All right
02:26:18
There are that's my name people. That's my neighbor helicopter accidents on accident man. All right, and then eight years later
02:26:27
Eight years later
02:26:29
That guy was flying that guy was going they said from the he was
02:26:33
There was marks on the road
02:26:35
For like a tenth of a mile down. He was just flying
02:26:40
Keep in mind too little fucking book hustle right here. I mean keep in mind for both of these cars
02:26:47
The direction they hit think about this i'm on the south side of the street
02:26:51
So meaning the cars on my side are going the other direction other direction. Yeah
02:26:56
So both cars came from the other side of the fucking street. Yeah, they did
02:27:01
across two lanes together
02:27:03
Like did they leave the bar together?
02:27:06
Like yeah eight years apart
02:27:09
Oh eight years apart, you can barely see it, but so i'm watching the show
02:27:14
lucky
02:27:14
So
02:27:16
my neighbor
02:27:17
Where the car really hit I mean this the second one they just they barely grazed the cars but totaled my one car
02:27:23
You should have planted a fucking tree out there, bro. That's on you
02:27:26
Dude, there's a tree he went. Oh, you mean before that? Yeah, I asked about that. They're like you can't
02:27:32
Sonic three cars were totaled my whole my house is protected by trees
02:27:37
So I mean if that if there was more than luck if they would have been coming more toward the house
02:27:41
They probably would have been head-on
02:27:42
Killed before they got there. No, look how close look how close he came to the truck
02:27:48
true
02:27:48
Yeah
02:27:50
There's not a sixty thousand dollar truck
02:27:54
That's all right, you get insurance
02:27:56
And then there's a mercedes that I couldn't care any less
02:28:00
I should have went around and got a better picture about that
02:28:03
The mercedes was in front of the truck. The mercedes was in front of the truck
02:28:08
Do you see where his car is now?
02:28:09
So it like pushed the mercedes into the fence in in his neighbor
02:28:14
It was just it was it all was it all anything totaled besides I mean who gives a fuck about their car?
02:28:19
But no, fuck. Yeah. Yeah, five. That's one two, three five
02:28:23
Five cars total but the one was the woman so four cars this accident. Yeah
02:28:28
his car
02:28:29
Her wait three cars. We're only three cars were total three cars three cars. Yeah, it's in the song
02:28:35
It's in the damn song three cars
02:28:37
Totals before the day even started. Yeah three, right?
02:28:43
It's hilarious
02:28:43
His car the mercedes and my dude this car. This is my this is my favorite car i've ever had this car right here
02:28:50
I don't know why but it was awesome
02:28:52
You could just get another one for much cheaper than what you bought it for back then
02:28:56
I've tried i've had two cents and it wasn't the fucking same. Shut the fuck up
02:29:00
That same one's going cheap. It wasn't the same
02:29:03
dude, I
02:29:05
I even I I bought a fucking view, uh in a view red line. So and neither one was the same
02:29:12
He's trying just to maintain
02:29:14
best car
02:29:16
Greatest car
02:29:19
totaled
02:29:19
I don't give a crap about that
02:29:22
uh
02:29:23
You're not understanding that I couldn't care any less
02:29:27
You could care less you could care less you could care less
02:29:31
If you say you couldn't care less then that means go ahead care less
02:29:36
Fucker, he got right that I couldn't care any less
02:29:40
Right, I couldn't care any less. I beg to differ. I could not care less means you can care more I could care less
02:29:46
No matter no matter no matter who or how people say that i'm always going to argue the other way is right
02:29:51
All right good for him a little fucking book hustle right here. I mean, but this is not helping anyone or he couldn't call in today
02:29:58
Didn't have anything to say
02:30:01
um
02:30:04
I paid for the same car as he did
02:30:07
which the type
02:30:08
uh kind
02:30:10
Would be I paid for the same car as he did which would be
02:30:13
I got another car of the same make and model but a token
02:30:17
I paid for the same car
02:30:20
Would be token. I've I helped him pay for one that one same car black. It was a black car
02:30:27
No
02:30:28
I think he said it was token
02:30:30
I am a god that is no
02:30:33
one
02:30:33
one token
02:30:36
uh student in a
02:30:39
graduating class of an armada high school
02:30:42
Doesn't equate to friggin pride club. I don't get it like
02:30:47
Every one of these guys is gun totin trump supporting like if you didn't vote for trump you get shot on sight here
02:30:56
They sound like this guy you cannot have law and order and niggers too vote white
02:31:03
Wow, that was a that was a racist gentleman who was running for senate. That's why that I don't think you can say that
02:31:09
We're not promoting that we're not promoting that but he is
02:31:12
I put the h on it to emphasize. It's yeah. Yeah, that's what I do. That's what I do
02:31:17
No one
02:31:18
I protect his right to say that
02:31:22
Popular speech does not need defending
02:31:25
Idiots like that need defending and you know how you combat idiot speech like that
02:31:29
Not a silence and censorship with more speech
02:31:33
more speech
02:31:34
Well speaking of saying the n-word. Well, let me tell you something brother
02:31:40
Shout out the hogan wait, that was the b-word b-word harder. No
02:31:46
Real hard
02:31:48
His daughter was dating. This was like like 15 years ago, but his daughter was dating some black dude and uh
02:31:54
And uh, he called she recorded him on the phone referring to the dude as n-word and saying, you know
02:32:01
I don't know some of I don't I don't want her hanging out with them n-words or I don't know
02:32:06
but it the person I guess was not the greatest person and he like obviously does have people friends who are black and
02:32:11
He has apologized, but I don't know at what point do you do you just um, I don't know what you're gonna do
02:32:19
Right, you know, what are you gonna do?
02:32:23
Who so wait who hulk hogan or ryan who who
02:32:28
Yeah, exactly
02:32:30
Hulk hogan
02:32:32
Okay, what is ryan for a second I was like why don't we talk to ryan about that was that in the news?
02:32:39
I missed the the feed there. Um
02:32:41
Are we gonna continue ignoring the elephant in the room?
02:32:45
You guys notice that the the olympics ended
02:32:49
There's an elephant
02:32:52
Yeah, yeah, you didn't see that over the break dancing and the package the package yeah, um, did you notice
02:32:59
No, did you notice snoop dogg
02:33:02
I noticed this god damn it. Here it is. What you got? What about him? He was just doing. Yeah, what's up y'all?
02:33:09
Hey, i'm black
02:33:11
He did a lot of that you mean
02:33:13
I'm back
02:33:16
I mean that so the black people get offended by when they put a black person in a certain position
02:33:21
Come on my back. They they the whole, you know shucking and jiving
02:33:25
I just don't know at what point that becomes acceptable or not acceptable
02:33:29
I guess i'm not allowed to make that call because i'm white but
02:33:32
I don't know. I feel like some of that is just that just go out there and just you know
02:33:35
Just just do the snoop dog thing. Just be be black. You know, it's kind of like what what that's
02:33:40
Oh what they told them to do
02:33:43
Everything they had a whole performance on the beach there. He wheeled them in the closing ceremony
02:33:48
Yeah
02:33:49
What are you gonna do? Dr. Dre's my age man
02:33:52
He was there the whole time though. I mean he was kind of like oh
02:33:56
That is whack, you know, he's just doing one
02:34:00
Which was
02:34:02
He was wearing a helmet for one of the equestrian events he was everywhere he was everywhere
02:34:08
I know it was entertaining but
02:34:10
I don't know what that has to do with paris
02:34:14
No, no
02:34:25
Is you ever watch a hockey game and they have those those ads around the boards
02:34:28
That's only on tvc that snoop wasn't really there. He was just super imposed for the nbc audience. Yeah, he wasn't
02:34:35
He didn't need to do much
02:34:37
Um like that glow puck back on fox
02:34:40
Yeah, that was not bad. I don't know why people hated that but uh, we got a uh, we're gonna dive back into something here
02:34:46
I have one mash-up after you
02:34:47
Okay
02:34:49
This is this is for everyone and this is kind of a different style and I kind of like this but i'll see how it goes
02:34:55
but um
02:34:57
based on gary's response
02:34:59
Good
02:34:59
Dear flaggy, I am the mother. I am the mother of a daughter
02:35:10
rebecca
02:35:11
I placed for adoption when I was a teenager long story short. We have reunited
02:35:16
We have not only had we not only have a wonderful relationship
02:35:20
But I have a great relationship with rebecca's adopted mom and I and my husband and children
02:35:25
Wait, I have a great relationship with rebecca's adopted mom and my husband and children
02:35:33
With my children
02:35:34
All have an open and caring relationship with her
02:35:38
Fast forward to my recent visit with rebecca
02:35:40
She and I were out when we ran into a friend of hers. She introduced me by saying this is sally my birth mother
02:35:47
I had no problem with it and received a warm reception from her friend too who I think did have some
02:35:53
Didn't did have some backstory knowledge. Who gives a fuck?
02:35:58
However, my later thoughts led me here if the situation were to be reversed and I would be introducing her to someone
02:36:04
What do I say? There is my birth daughter
02:36:07
There is no truth for our status
02:36:10
I think of her as my daughter
02:36:12
But most people who have known me and my husband for 30 years or so don't know. I had a child as a teenager
02:36:18
I love rebecca who is 50 now
02:36:20
Why isn't there a term to describe her describe who she is to me without
02:36:26
Long explanations. I feel like this relationship needs a term to signed reunited in lozano
02:36:33
Listen reunited you're old. You've got plenty of time to explain the relationship. It's not a problem. You just say the words
02:36:40
It's I understood in about 14 seconds. So I mean
02:36:46
I I wasn't even catching on at first but
02:36:50
Seriously, that's fine that you just say what you just did
02:36:55
And everyone will understand perfectly. Well, what's going on? Well, you could also go like this is this is my unaborted daughter
02:37:03
Right. Yeah the life I saved
02:37:06
Yeah, this is like I was a whore when I was a little kid and like this is that
02:37:11
Yeah
02:37:12
This is my whore daughter. How can you be right? Yeah, I ran away this
02:37:16
This is the the killer
02:37:17
50 year old grown-ass woman. This is my door. This is my doorstep baby left it on the corner of a church
02:37:25
Seriously, rebecca's
02:37:26
On the last show didn't we talk about it?
02:37:31
I'm not your real dad anyway
02:37:34
Or was that a different conversation I had with two other two other assholes
02:37:38
I was a different show
02:37:41
How many podcasts are you on
02:37:44
Isn't there a rule where they have to take the baby if they just leave it no questions asked. Yeah, you're like
02:37:48
Yeah, you can't just leave
02:37:50
Just go like oh, I want nothing to do with that. Just keep walking right pretend like you didn't see it
02:37:54
I don't know. I don't mean a church or a police station. I mean a carl's go back to a seinfeld reference
02:37:59
Oh, yeah, the carl's jr. Then has a son or daughter. Yeah, rebecca is now because of your property
02:38:05
We have we have a bad mother. That's like being sold into slavery or something to calm down
02:38:11
pshh
02:38:12
They got the good samaritan law. You have been told me jerry
02:38:15
It's only there to arrest you momentarily
02:38:18
And your kids will be taken and put into cps. Have a nice day. Thank you for choosing carl's jr
02:38:26
Nice can we get much higher i've been hitting it and hitting it
02:38:41
Can we get much higher
02:38:50
Can we get much higher
02:39:12
I
02:39:13
Was like can we get much higher with free bird
02:39:16
What show was it that drawer got taco bell delivered outside his hotel room door and then he ate the tacos
02:39:25
so efficiently
02:39:27
Like live
02:39:28
Can we get that clip?
02:39:30
Like drawer took down a taco in three bites. His first one was magnificent
02:39:35
His second one was equally efficient and his third one was like gross
02:39:42
I wouldn't know I don't eat on the show
02:39:45
No, I want to see the clips of
02:39:47
I'll give you the time
02:39:49
I think it was last week. Yeah, I watched
02:39:52
It was great
02:39:58
It really was drawer was
02:40:00
Efficient with those tacos
02:40:02
He really did. He took him down like crazy. It was sweet. You're not understanding that I couldn't care any less
02:40:09
He said it right I don't give a crap about that
02:40:12
He said it exactly, right
02:40:16
Ambiguously
02:40:17
No
02:40:19
unambiguously
02:40:21
Oh crap, i've i've entered the new stage. Wait, I can still say where in the drawer is german
02:40:27
Giorgio
02:40:28
I didn't get it. Right. Did I i'm here? Okay
02:40:32
i'll just
02:41:06
South korea
02:41:07
I've been together 20 years married for 12. We have weathered
02:41:12
We have weathered ex-spouses
02:41:17
Oh, we have we have weathered the like experience of having ex-spouses so they're both divorces divorcees
02:41:24
What you're trying to say? It's a nice way of saying we've both been divorced
02:41:28
right
02:41:29
uh
02:41:30
we weathered
02:41:32
We weathered step ex-spouses step parenting nine military deployments between us
02:41:37
Serious health issues and everyday normal life. My husband is a is an infinite
02:41:46
Infinitely better person than I am and I have always tried to care for him
02:41:50
We are in our early 40s and recently retired. Well, lucky you you fucking cunt
02:41:55
Yeah, our children would be out
02:41:58
This year our children will be out of the house and we have bought a beautiful home
02:42:03
In a dream location for the two of us to start our next adventure together
02:42:07
I love my husband, but over the last few years almost everything he says makes me extremely angry or annoyed
02:42:12
I have never felt like this before in our relationship and I don't know why this is happening now
02:42:17
No one else makes me feel this way. I don't know where to start on addressing the problem
02:42:22
I have told my husband a little bit and he says he feels like I no longer love him or need him
02:42:27
But abby, I mean but flagy I do everything for him. I manage all of our bills and finances
02:42:34
I cook three meals a day my ass. I clean the house
02:42:38
The yard and the cars I do everything he asks and if he needs help and I do everything he
02:42:46
Three words I do everything he asks for
02:42:49
If he needs help or assistance, I try to always be there if he needs to talk or vent
02:42:54
I stay in shape and available for him
02:42:57
I know i'm
02:42:58
I don't know what else to do to make him feel loved and to make my anger go away, please help
02:43:05
signed mystified
02:43:07
in north
02:43:09
cack
02:43:11
I can sum it up in three words bitches be trippin
02:43:16
All right, mystified north cackalacky
02:43:18
um
02:43:19
If I could punch you in the face, I would
02:43:22
however
02:43:25
uh
02:43:25
It sounds like just punch him in the face
02:43:30
Uh, it sounds like
02:43:33
I'm hearing a very one-sided story here. And if I got his side
02:43:39
I might be able to get the story straight
02:43:41
But it doesn't sound like you're being completely honest with me and forthcoming
02:43:50
I
02:43:51
Love it. Yeah, I love it
02:43:56
Do not come
02:43:59
Come on my best fladge cast gold do not come on out with a brawler whips into the car. Here he comes. Oh
02:44:08
Uh
02:44:17
Oh shit, don't play the mashup brady play the mashup
02:44:21
Watching this it's gonna be okay
02:44:25
bad
02:44:26
It's gonna be good
02:44:28
I got tired
02:44:29
I didn't even pull it up
02:44:36
Women are stupid and I don't respect them. That's right. I just have sex with the genitals
02:44:53
Genitals
02:44:59
I'm gonna come
02:45:06
Why i'm gonna come
02:45:14
Logic was impeccable captain
02:45:23
Me again still wondering why you're not naked
02:45:36
The month of may
02:45:40
Yeah, oh no, I started down pretty hard
02:45:55
And I don't take no orders from no woman by the way, by the way, I don't take no orders from no women
02:46:06
Because i'm really good at sex what the fuck
02:46:12
Bitches be tripping
02:46:14
Here we go shit this fuck concocts like a motherfucker tits. Is that enough or shall I go on faggot faggot faggot faggot?
02:46:31
So glad I played that i'm not glad you sent it to me
02:46:36
Oh that you know what his outfit says it all
02:46:40
His outfit if you didn't notice what he was wearing. It was red shorts
02:46:44
and like a
02:46:45
uh
02:46:46
Adult-sized children's like hawaiian style shirt with cartoon like drawings. It was really really bad
02:46:57
So since you keep want to play this
02:46:59
All right
02:47:01
Wait, oh I forgot they actually right here. Okay. Here it is
02:47:08
Penis car
02:47:10
Now who's being penetrated without expecting it? That's a the exhaust is a throbbing vein on the penis car in case you didn't notice
02:47:24
What's face swap happening, but we didn't do it but we will gary right
02:47:29
feeling
02:47:31
smooth
02:47:33
You scoundrels transforming my partner in a warm juicy flesh plus we're letterboxed
02:47:40
You're finished. Oh, it must be that old
02:47:54
It's the god I swear
02:47:57
Tell me something how much did you pay for that thing less than I paid for your mother
02:48:03
Get them
02:48:06
It's a whore joke
02:48:10
Your mother's a whore joke
02:48:16
They got a lot of star power in this thing, yeah
02:48:22
Yeah
02:48:22
well, you know
02:48:23
Those are the guys that do all the voices in the cartoon
02:48:27
No, but it's also just a fact that like if they
02:48:30
Even if it was done mediocre having that much star power. It's gonna be like, oh, that's enough like
02:48:38
Yeah, we can't stop them we need a new plan
02:48:42
May I suggest something we haven't addressed? Yes, please. What if they are by oh, come on, let's go
02:48:51
Look nobody's by that is just a gay guy who occasionally
02:48:56
Is that the guy from the office
02:49:00
I think it's a I think it's a chick
02:49:02
No, it's not. Oh the green monster guy. This is this is um, who plays the boss in the office?
02:49:08
What the fuck is his his name steve corell steve corell. I swear it's steve corell by his voice
02:49:13
I'm clicking on the wrong screen trying to push
02:49:17
Just something we
02:49:19
Haven't addressed. Yes, please. What if they are by oh, let's go. I'm with brainy. Oh, look
02:49:26
Nobody's by that is just a gay guy who occasionally?
02:49:30
Yes
02:49:30
Well, what's a empty dick then? Can we go please?
02:49:36
There could be more gary we better get a good stretch
02:49:57
Now what's everyone looking at
02:50:04
I am begging you to focus
02:50:07
This was the entire joke of the entire bit
02:50:11
Hold on friend of friends. I want a character with y on his shirt
02:50:18
They've gone to the roof
02:50:27
Here it comes quick gary, come on my back
02:50:33
Hahaha
02:50:44
So that was the dickering yeah
02:50:52
Where does the rope go wait, where's the claw go got you now big head
02:50:58
You may look real but you're
02:51:02
Oh
02:51:04
I got the tail gary go for the neck. That's where it's most sensitive
02:51:13
Yes, that's it bite the head gary bite the head hard
02:51:20
Now what are you looking at nothing
02:51:22
Me
02:51:31
Yay
02:51:34
That's all I wanted that's all I ever wanted
02:51:40
A jerk a chicken attack
02:51:52
Chicken attack
02:52:16
Roll the clip brady
02:52:21
You have a clip right the conclusions you are reaching
02:52:26
Um
02:52:50
It's really not over it goes on for another yeah, no, that's all I wanted
02:52:56
Hahaha
02:52:58
There's the one about like five eights in and it's like a good like a slight inhale through the nose and then a nice
02:53:05
It's I think it's one of my favorites. I I wish I had uh,
02:53:09
I guess I could I guess it doesn't matter because you can't like you can't control the
02:53:14
Where it plays does that happen every show and I just didn't notice. Yes. No, that was like one of a kind
02:53:21
No with the smack
02:53:23
Yep
02:53:24
I've listened that I've heard
02:53:27
mushrooms
02:53:29
I've heard it so many times
02:53:31
That I think I know after you take a drink though. I thought like
02:53:35
It's it is this drink in particular
02:53:38
But if you'll recall I've had this drink in particular every single episode without fail even at brady's house
02:53:45
I had this exact glass with this exact drink in it
02:53:51
I don't I don't even believe in that. I believe in nothing. Nothing is real
02:53:57
Is real one day one day you'll point out a whole cupboard full or some crazy shit
02:54:04
I do have a cover
02:54:06
Right over the top
02:54:09
I'm curious though. Do you have other other looney tunes or just that print? I'm just that prank
02:54:16
TV fun house
02:54:18
You said looney tunes and I thought you were speaking of me but not
02:54:21
Hey guys, look what I can do. Hey, that's pretty neat. Yeah
02:54:28
I wouldn't be so sure
02:54:38
The ambiguously gay duo tonight safety tips from the ambiguously gay duo
02:54:48
Willie butch fun and safety can go hand in hand
02:54:51
Wow on our street ace and gary
02:54:57
No way
02:54:58
Kids, if you follow our tips, you can have a good time and a safe time
02:55:04
Come along
02:55:05
Always ride on the right side of the street and signal when making turns
02:55:10
Riding at night requires special attention a reflector suit like gary's here ensures that you'll be seen
02:55:17
See what I mean
02:55:19
That don't mean anything
02:55:21
Older kids should be careful on motorbikes
02:55:24
Be sure to wear helmets attaboy butch
02:55:28
You touch children before crossing the street
02:55:31
And they're hurt
02:55:34
Inappropriately the buddy system should be used in all potentially unsafe situations like swimming bike riding and showering
02:55:40
They're gay. All right
02:55:42
You don't even know what gay is. Yeah, I do
02:55:46
Let's go to your house
02:55:48
Never pull out a plug by its cord. That's right. Gary grab the plug by the mail end and stick it in the hole
02:55:54
Just stick it in and don't play with it, right? Don't pull it out. Just leave it in got it
02:56:02
Yeah
02:56:03
Break the wall down between the living room and the dining room
02:56:06
It opens up the area and gives a better sense of flow from one room to the other
02:56:09
That's more of a tip for your parents. You picked ambiguity ambiguity. Fuck
02:56:15
Wow for a ride you may not be old enough to drive, but if you're the first thing everyone
02:56:22
Gary is checking to make sure that the parking brake is in the proper release position all clear gary
02:56:28
Looking good fellas. I think these kids need to get back. Hold on commissioner. See kids. It's called the heimlich maneuver
02:56:38
What's everybody looking at
02:56:41
Nothing
02:56:42
You'll all be happy and gay if you follow our tips we're gay like a fox
02:56:47
Okay, that's enough. Let's everyone go home now. See you kids
02:56:52
Thanks. Jason. Gary. We all learned a lot. Thank you commissioner say want to practice some cpr. No, I don't
02:57:01
play safe and stay safe with
02:57:05
No, I don't
02:57:07
Uh
02:57:09
That's fantastic
02:57:10
Uh guys, what do you want words of wisdom? Uh, the difference between generic and non-generic ambiguity
02:57:17
John ate breakfast with a golden fork
02:57:20
Does that mean?
02:57:21
John ate breakfast this morning with a golden fork or john normally eats breakfast with a golden fork. That's
02:57:28
Ambiguity and it's generic and non-generic forms as above so below
02:57:33
Let's play nothing but chicken attack from now on
02:57:37
To be myself, please
02:58:05
But you are
02:58:36
Oh
02:58:37
Possibly
02:58:50
Trans live or is it
02:59:07
So below because he's so close brady and Drawer show we're doing
02:59:12
It's our way. We're gonna make it make our dreams come true brady and Drawer show
02:59:19
It's brady and Drawer. It's their show now brady Drawer
02:59:33
This just in gary actually
02:59:37
Wrapped up a show. Wait, I need to close that not make it bigger. I don't think I can hear you
02:59:46
Excuse me, there you go, right? It's like he listens
02:59:51
I need water actually fucking so badly. Are we doing a outside?
03:00:06
Oh
03:00:22
Your feed froze can I hear you can you can't oh, yeah, I can hear you
03:00:30
My feet I can't depend on my feeds because it's been freezing and glitching all night
03:00:37
I've got service you can't see me
03:00:40
Uh, yeah, I can we can barely see you. It's all vertical and dark
03:00:45
I'm gonna play the graveyard segment in a minute
03:00:48
right
03:00:52
If your phone wasn't so glitchy I'd go get water
03:01:00
So
03:01:02
I guess I have no choice but
03:01:06
People want to know where in the world is
03:01:18
Well, she sneaks around the world
03:01:36
Jericho
03:01:39
Uh, I see a sidewalk and a lamppost but I don't see anything else
03:01:52
So i'm not sure if it's me that's frozen or you're frozen if you're not frozen you just carry on the show if
03:01:58
It looks like you're frozen. I'll carry on the show. Oh, I see something again first
03:02:02
Now you're back but you might be you might be on the show and I just can't hear you
03:02:07
I'm here
03:02:08
I'm, I see I see you now
03:02:11
But it was cutting in and out see like right now you froze again
03:02:15
Well, fuck you. Should I
03:02:18
Come and go or
03:02:20
Come and go. No, don't come and go. Don't come and don't come or go on my back
03:02:25
I'll be right back
03:02:26
I can play my mad run on while I go get some water too two minutes. I might be able to make it
03:02:31
Let's see what happens
03:02:48
Now
03:03:19
And it's all a goddamn
03:03:20
Up the fucking wall
03:03:31
But we're sitting here twiddling our thumbs in a bunch of jokes no way
03:03:34
We're taking the reins gonna give these jackasses a run for the money gonna show these pricks
03:03:38
That were not to be trifled with not to be played like a cheap fiddle
03:03:41
Because we've had to help them here with their craft overlocking the top foolery
03:03:44
And we're ready to slow down to race some hell and make these asshats eat the words eco
03:03:47
Because we're doing the charade the masquerade the doggy phony show
03:03:50
We're every good shit with a loud mouth and a big skull fix. I can pull a fast one
03:03:54
But we're wise to the trick the dirty deeds and we're not gonna take it anymore
03:03:57
Not gonna take it anymore not gonna take it anymore not gonna let these
03:04:01
Bastards lie roughshod over us. No way. Well, they're taking a stand drawing a line in the sand
03:04:05
And these fools are gonna learn the one way or another that we're not to be trifling not to be jerked around like a bunch of
03:04:10
We've got enough enough of the bullshit that you can't read the games that we're here to set things, right?
03:04:14
To take back what's ours and let these dipshits know that the days are number the time is up
03:04:17
And they're about to get a taste of their own medicine
03:04:20
Because we're not gonna take it lying down not gonna roll over and let these bastards have their way because we're stronger than that
03:04:26
Dog to the neck and we got the guts to criticize and take them out to take the money
03:04:30
Yeah, I have to turn it this way in order to fucking get the fuck what are you uh, you're taking your
03:04:51
Taking your dog for a walk
03:04:53
Anyhow, yeah, this is my dog. Her name is mary
03:04:59
That's so weird because my dog's name is jane
03:05:04
That's weird the stupid name for dude dude, where's my dog we should
03:05:10
Dude, where's my dog? See what I did? No, what'd you do? Yeah, it's because you're old
03:05:17
I did a play on dude. Where's my car? Oh my god. I'm so old
03:05:21
I was the ash. I don't even know who ashton kutcher is. Who is he? I knew it
03:05:28
It was any on that television show on that that old dated what's it called
03:05:35
Music in a circle and smoke sit in a circle and smoke weed. I think that's what it was called
03:05:41
There was a there was a punk show on that music television that like never played music
03:05:45
So it never made any sense. Anyway, so I don't even understand. I don't get it
03:05:50
What
03:05:51
Yeah, there was this channel called mtv and it was music television and they would never play music so I don't understand
03:05:58
See they used to they used to only play music. Oh really really
03:06:03
Yeah
03:06:04
Huh?
03:06:05
And I I remember this is probably before your time even though I know you're fucking with me totally with your age and shit
03:06:11
There was a show called the real world that ruined it all
03:06:16
Not just mtv ruined the real world
03:06:19
Really? I'm, not sure i'm not sure if we want to see that
03:06:23
No, I burnt my lip earlier
03:06:25
On my food. I literally like there was like a blister
03:06:30
Uh, it was bad got hurt and then I continued eating my food
03:06:37
Well, I I only missed one video that I wanted to play before he left
03:06:42
So i'm pretty satisfied i'm pretty satisfied with flag rants today even though it was ambiguous
03:06:48
There has not been one fuck up this entire show
03:06:53
It was real hard for me not to just be ambiguous the whole time that is a drop
03:06:59
What did you what it was real hard for me
03:07:07
Yeah, i'm not worried about saying anything it's just gonna happen it's gonna happen
03:07:12
Otherwise the show will lose its organic flow
03:07:15
organic
03:07:17
Organic organic. I just make a orgasmic. I make of sounds because I taught everything to myself from the internet
03:07:23
So nobody I never heard words
03:07:26
Why why do my legs hurt? Why do my eyes hurt because i've never used that before
03:07:31
No, i'm neo
03:07:34
I went right past terrence howard. He's
03:07:37
He thinks he's neo
03:07:38
So speaking of saying things that you didn't mean and like organic instead of organic
03:07:45
I think I said it right that time
03:07:47
this guy
03:07:48
This guy said yeah, I said organic before I said that this guy didn't think it's even worse
03:07:53
What's one thing you can't stop doing no matter how much you try?
03:07:57
Having animals
03:07:58
Having animals
03:07:59
Wait, what you're good? Yes. Good. Good. Good. Good. Why would you do something like that?
03:08:13
The fuck man
03:08:15
Yeah, that's it he just this was man on the street interviews and he asked him
03:08:22
Something he can't stop doing
03:08:24
Like I thought he was going to say like jerking off or something like that's where I really thought it was going like
03:08:29
Something like that. I also thought
03:08:32
This may make me racist but from the video. I thought I was torello and
03:08:38
Until I heard the accident
03:08:39
They all look alike
03:08:41
To you. Oh, no. No, hold hold. Wait. Now. I gotta make me go back because i'm not
03:08:46
Look at that right there look from that right there
03:08:50
Huh
03:08:51
So look at the video right on the top upper left corner
03:08:55
Make them upper right again upper left corner. Tell me that he doesn't look like sugar ray leonard
03:09:01
I mean
03:09:03
Sorry, I mean trell owens. Damn. They do all look alike
03:09:07
Trying to say that
03:09:08
I'm, not racist. That was my seinfeld reference. Obviously, dude that guy looks like trell owens right there. Tell me he doesn't
03:09:16
Terrell terrell terrell terrell terrell
03:09:20
kamala
03:09:22
Jilt
03:09:27
What's one thing you can't stop doing them at the home what you're trying
03:09:35
How happy look how happy is too man, he's just like I hope he's very like
03:09:40
the more I see that the more I think that
03:09:43
I mean, it could be he saw the microphone. He's I hope
03:09:47
God I don't think yeah, right. Yeah, I might do that. Do it really dry just to fuck with him
03:09:52
I hope that but I don't think that I think he really
03:09:57
Yeah, because what happens if that was what that what happens if say that was a joke right and then
03:10:03
The police ends up on the internet. It ends up on the internet
03:10:05
yeah, some people see that and it's you and it's like no, no, I was joking and it's like
03:10:10
Where are you?
03:10:12
Then you gotta explain yourself
03:10:16
So
03:10:16
Again I mentioned the story about the
03:10:18
my my girlfriend's
03:10:20
neighbor
03:10:20
And her niece was over and the little girl fell on a rock and was hurting from between her legs and was bleeding
03:10:27
And the father brought her over to the house and they were kind of freaked out. So they brought her to the hospital
03:10:34
And it turned out that the kid did fall on a rock and did kind of hurt herself down there
03:10:40
She was playing with boys. Maybe she didn't realize like, you know, she was maybe doing what they were doing
03:10:44
But even to this day we joke and we still call that guy a child molester
03:10:49
Even though he he had nothing
03:10:52
That's uh, that's not good. You shouldn't you shouldn't do that. Oh, we don't do it to his face. We just
03:10:58
Oh, well, then it's oh then it's okay
03:11:01
I'm just saying he didn't even do anything
03:11:06
He's got the the stink on him, you know
03:11:12
So you gotta watch out for that shit
03:11:15
Isn't even an accusation we'll stick with you. Hey, man, if you're not doing anything wrong, you got nothing to hide
03:11:22
People don't remember the exoneration. They remember the fucking accusation
03:11:31
What oh I shouldn't have started this rabbit hole
03:11:36
Down the rabbit hole
03:11:38
Oh, do we do videos a minute I imagine that right now you're feeling a bit like alice
03:11:47
Tumbling down
03:11:58
This is just a raw butthole, this is a world star
03:12:08
Please
03:12:11
This video is in honor of the break dancing competition and all the women that are giving the giving it their all in the olympics
03:12:21
What uh
03:12:22
What what what event do you think she's training for? She got one two, three four large
03:12:29
large weights on her
03:12:33
Flagy
03:12:39
Oh
03:12:40
Wait, she's moving it. Hold on
03:12:43
I was making fun of her but now i'm not
03:12:47
Hold everything
03:12:51
At first I thought she was just putting the weight on but watch watch real close what happens to the weight there in the middle
03:12:59
She's um, she's like kegel she's kegeling all that weight. Let's watch it right right. There you go. No wait right there
03:13:08
Is
03:13:14
I don't know you could squeeze your dick off of their vag muscles
03:13:19
Yeah, that doesn't turn me on for some reason
03:13:22
no, the muscular woman with the
03:13:26
Rock hard tits because they're like pecs though. Yeah, that's disgusting. They got a man ass
03:13:32
Yeah, another thought that a vagina could grab on and break my dick off
03:13:37
Oh, no, I was just talking about the muscular woman. I'm all for tight but not
03:13:43
Yeah cardio
03:13:44
Like am I free to go?
03:13:46
Please let go
03:13:48
I don't want my chick to have like like a six pack of abs like a man would
03:13:55
You know, I don't want such a man's body. Yeah, i'm i'm seriously trying to avoid talking about the uh, manly women
03:14:03
that that chick from the uh
03:14:07
The fighter it's it's david spade's girlfriend in one of those
03:14:12
Stupid adam sandler movies, but his girlfriend is actually a guy weightlifter
03:14:19
This is like a girl
03:14:22
imposter
03:14:26
I'll bring it up
03:14:32
Then bring it up
03:14:37
Go chicken go
03:14:41
Like that shit echo
03:14:43
I just muted it. I think you muted the other one too. I unmuted the one wrong one
03:14:55
I'm gonna add you if you're gonna be there which one you want. There you go
03:15:02
Uh, you may be muted or you're just not saying anything
03:15:13
You may be muted or you're just not saying anything
03:15:14
What is that
03:15:20
Oh, there it is, I found him right away sweet
03:15:29
My one and only sweetie boo, no make a muscle for me, please
03:15:38
Oh
03:15:41
Like a big caramel apple what what no
03:15:50
You don't like women like this that's that's a woman by the way, and I don't mean the david spade character
03:15:58
I'm scared
03:16:04
My question is if anybody knows the movie is it an actual man or woman playing the role
03:16:16
That's not hot to you
03:16:18
David spade was more hot than the hot woman. So, all right
03:16:22
Play that stupid hypothetical game if it was david spade
03:16:27
Or that
03:16:29
Bodybuilder woman because david spade's pretty feminine which one you're muted
03:16:35
Which one would you pick you don't want to play that game
03:16:42
No
03:16:47
Can't hear you
03:16:50
Nope
03:17:02
Is
03:17:25
Come on
03:17:30
You
03:17:30
That's a shame you don't have any audio I feel bad for you
03:17:37
Apple never has any problems. So you must be using some type of a pc product
03:17:43
Why would I use a mac
03:17:47
Mac
03:17:50
Hmm
03:17:54
Well, we've already learned I can't really carry much of the show so unless unless we can fix your audio
03:18:00
I appreciate that we flew through it. Oh, look at that. I can hear you
03:18:07
Are you talking about are you talking about wanting to fuck animals? I yeah, I said that right?
03:18:17
That's the last thing we we spoke zooier than that we're gonna bring back up zooier than that
03:18:22
It's pretty zooey
03:18:25
What uh, what do you think of my run on sentence rap
03:18:29
Did you hear any of that kind of like a run on sentence like most raps?
03:18:33
Yeah, that was what I was going for
03:18:37
It's grammatically correct too
03:18:39
It's not just like pauses and ands it it's just run it runs on and on and on and on and on and on
03:18:44
man
03:18:46
See that's i'm trying so hard I really am and i'm not mocking it but when I hear it I hear no difference
03:18:52
Between your eloquently run on put on sentence. That must be must have been thought out to somewhat right?
03:18:58
What?
03:18:59
To the random words that I put together
03:19:01
To eminem. I wrote no mine was just I was trying to write. I was trying to rhyme flage rants as
03:19:08
that dual syllable
03:19:10
I yeah, I do hear one. I do hear one. I stray away from it through yours. That's cool
03:19:15
I stray away from it a little bit. I stretch it a little bit but within a
03:19:20
Decent realm I stay within and that was kind of the goal there was kind of
03:19:24
You sent the words, right? Yeah, we have the words somewhere here
03:19:27
Yeah, oh, it doesn't go that far
03:19:30
There it goes. I said to wait for it to load
03:19:34
Go chicken go
03:19:35
Oh
03:19:38
It's like the new fucking
03:19:42
Pantasaurus
03:19:45
Belongs only to you
03:19:47
Yeah, I don't I sing the pantasaurus one next episode if we can remember
03:19:53
If we can remember next episode unless we can let's say
03:19:57
Already we'll record it. Just in case
03:19:59
I would like to get a mat. Can we get a mash-up of?
03:20:02
chicken attack and
03:20:05
Pantasaurus
03:20:06
Is that possible?
03:20:09
Oh, we have one i'm sure we have one
03:20:12
I don't watch the show this chicken attack
03:20:18
That that chicken attack I feel like that one's more that one sounds better
03:20:24
That's the same
03:20:25
I thought
03:20:27
what
03:20:28
uh
03:20:30
it's
03:20:51
So
03:20:53
To the end
03:21:02
Do you think ai the ai mash-up just made it short or is it a different I don't think it's a different version
03:21:09
Are there more than one? Yeah here this oh, here it is. Here it is. This is this is the
03:21:23
Yeah, I was right there it edited it edited over it
03:21:35
Yeah
03:21:38
But it's weird though with that, uh
03:21:42
Shout out to rave.dj
03:21:44
That's where you go. If you want to mash up good for him a little fucking book hustle right here
03:21:49
The only downside is it has to already be on youtube for them to be able to mash it
03:21:53
but
03:21:55
Once it's mashed it's mashed. I cannot mash up these two songs again. I've even tried
03:22:01
tricking it and
03:22:03
I can't unmash it. That's exactly right, but I can't even mash it again
03:22:08
You can't remash a mash
03:22:10
Like right there. I thought of the idea. I was like, oh this is I should just go mash again
03:22:14
And maybe we'll get that good part where he lets out the fuck a lot better
03:22:17
But if I go there, it won't even let me enter the two songs. It'll just be like boom. Here's your song
03:22:23
You already did it
03:22:24
I've never even logged in if you did it right now if you if you put the two in there
03:22:28
It would bring this up
03:22:31
It's also brilliant though, wait, it's also brilliant though because rave dj is literally getting an index of every possible mashup
03:22:39
already done
03:22:40
catalogued and playable
03:22:43
By us picking this and that and this and that and this and that but they're like, you know
03:22:46
What you already picked that if somebody already picked it, you don't why would they mash it again?
03:22:51
Everyone knows that that's just not true
03:22:55
What I missed a call somebody called in at 104
03:23:00
Oh, it's probably just as a
03:23:04
Pub so below is that we're gonna pick up gary's call. He tried calling in and he's like, fuck you
03:23:10
I didn't
03:23:12
i've been paying attention, but
03:23:18
I
03:23:19
Don't know it doesn't show up down there
03:23:22
Only showed up there whatever
03:23:27
Don't know don't care
03:23:31
Trying to play it it won't play
03:23:35
The agandan giant the mighty kamala
03:23:40
Kamala is listening to the people around ringside. He's opening his heart to him
03:23:45
He he feels what they feel he opened his what?
03:23:49
I'm, sorry, he opened his what? Oh, I thought he said she opens her heart. Apparently he misspoke
03:23:55
I'll tell you i'm very surprised because kamala lost his instinct to fight
03:24:00
Yeah, she did
03:24:02
That actually sounded like
03:24:09
Oh my
03:24:15
Next week we actually have
03:24:19
We have a topic what's the topic we have a topic I don't know exactly but it means clarity
03:24:26
He's the opposite it's a two-parter so he's actually we're actually gonna have a clarity in everything talk to you, buddy
03:24:33
Everything's gonna get all cleared up next week. You have to tune in next week
03:24:37
It'll be the flag rants to edge off to edge
03:24:40
what
03:24:41
As long as it's gonna change it will be the flag friday
03:24:46
It will be the flag rants to literally reduce the population. I mean
03:24:51
to end all flag rants
03:24:54
What did I say end the population reduce the population?
03:25:00
Why would I
03:25:02
Say that
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Good for him a little fucking hustle right here. I mean, but this is not helping anyone or anything
03:25:12
You're not understanding that I couldn't care any less
03:25:15
I don't give a crap right when I put on
03:25:18
I'm gonna put on ryan's uh german's thing and now now play the yamaka comment
03:25:24
I decided like
03:25:25
He he he isn't he isn't like angry at all
03:25:29
But just the tone of voice and the sternness it sounds like he's fucking angry, which is what I love
03:25:34
I don't give a crap about that
03:25:36
you know
03:25:38
You would mistake him for being angry if you were if you didn't know him
03:25:42
But it's just the tone of his voice
03:25:44
And the sternness that comes across that way
03:25:48
Does it scare you a little bit just a little bit
03:25:50
I you know, I mean if you didn't know him you'd be like, holy shit. This guy's really pissed off
03:25:57
You
03:25:57
Have you lost your mind he's like
03:25:59
Excuse me. He's like peace and love peace and love and this and you're like wait what?
03:26:04
It's like hey, bro. I'm kidding. You mind if I uh, you mind if I walk?
03:26:07
I'm trying to cut through here. Can you can I step out of the way for excuse me?
03:26:11
Oh, sorry
03:26:12
I didn't mean to not trying to fight. Have you lost your mind? I mean, i'm just trying to get through sir
03:26:18
I just don't don't please don't hit me. I don't give a crap about that. Okay. I'm sorry. Just I just
03:26:22
Okay, i'm just gonna walk away
03:26:26
Right, that's how that conversation would go
03:26:30
And then right ryan would walk away going he's a well-spoken well-mannered he's like a polite guy
03:26:36
And then that guy will walk away going. Oh my god. This guy almost kicked my fucking ass
03:26:43
July 21st that voice is just so
03:26:46
sounds like bob is a
03:26:47
Paranoid schizo about like some some
03:26:50
Homosexuals like hitting on him or like waving to him. Hello. So that's all i'd like to say
03:26:56
like
03:26:58
That's that's a that's a voice right?
03:26:59
That's not as you would consider that a radio voice or would that I feel like he could he could do like voiceover work
03:27:05
You know, does he smoke?
03:27:08
Uh, yeah, don't we all it sounds it's pretty rough. Uh, no, I well, I mean I guess
03:27:14
Uh, no, excuse me, no, yes, I found the rest of your video I found the rest personally, uh
03:27:21
Smoke this guy in like the debate
03:27:26
Oh
03:27:27
Nice, I don't think that's what I meant. But nice
03:27:30
This is the rest of your alien video from I found the rest of your alien video from brazil
03:27:36
This is no this from july 21st. You showed that little triangle that was actually a diamond that thing said 2020
03:27:42
Whatever it was recently, but god 2024
03:27:46
Yeah, july 21st 2024. This is the rest of the video. Just play along because it's probably not
03:27:58
There are people who get into
03:28:02
Oh, no
03:28:05
Yeah, that's my worst fear
03:28:07
The downside is a bunch of people probably just died. So I don't want to watch that's my worst fear
03:28:13
Because that once that comes down like it's too much weight
03:28:17
There are people who get into I thought they helicopter accidents
03:28:22
On accident, that was a that was a plane. I thought planes glide down
03:28:26
They can't there's too much. There's too much weight. They need the forward thrust in order to
03:28:32
But they're allowed they're able to fly efficiently with just one motor or one engine so it's like
03:28:38
You're not really scared though, because it's just like the fucking carney rides
03:28:43
Statistically as many planes even just you alone. Not the whole not the whole air travel, but just you alone what hundreds a year
03:28:50
Tens of year or whatever and and you've been in how many plane crashes?
03:28:54
Maybe we should tempt this. I don't know. I was always I was always skittish, but i've gotten used to it
03:29:00
I just think of like just okay. So how long have planes been around for over a hundred years like that's pretty impressive
03:29:07
Statistically, you got a better chance of dying in a car crash than you do
03:29:11
In a plane crash people people are pilots and people are stewardesses and that's their job and
03:29:18
There's I have a family member
03:29:19
Like it's why would they get why would that be a job that anyone would get if there was any like?
03:29:25
Do you so my do they pull my family member went to school planes if there's issues?
03:29:30
They don't fucking send fucking, you know shit out there. I fly delta so
03:29:35
Yeah, she went to school to do something in the medical some kind of physical
03:29:40
Whatever went to school for almost eight years and then ended up being a flight attendant
03:29:46
Loves it
03:29:47
Her family flies for free
03:29:50
It's great
03:29:52
Like period no matter what free
03:29:55
Anyone extended family?
03:29:57
Friends, no. Nope. Just the fucking six of them
03:30:01
That's what I said. I'm like, what about you know, like uncles and mom mom dad or just
03:30:07
Husband wife kids
03:30:09
No, they're yeah, they're mom and dad. She doesn't have a husband wife kids yet
03:30:15
I don't know if it goes to grammar or not. But yeah, sometimes they got a lot. There's a lot of standby
03:30:20
They have they don't actually sit like a jump seat. I mean there is a jump seat, right?
03:30:24
You've probably seen that like a little pull down thing they have
03:30:27
They don't give that out, but there's other seats on my west jet my west jet
03:30:31
There's other seats apparently that are reserved
03:30:33
I don't know much about this. You probably you probably know more but there's always some seats reserved for staff for the crew
03:30:41
And apparently you can family can ride they get tickets and stuff too, but they're free
03:30:46
I think that's
03:30:48
Probably why flights are so expensive
03:30:51
I feel like I mean she's got a ticket to ride
03:30:55
She's got a ticket to ride
03:30:58
But she's tripping
03:31:00
But statistically, you know sure her being on it all the time, you know ada
03:31:04
I don't know how it works exactly but half the week on half the week off or whatever going all over on a plane
03:31:08
Statistically to her her odds are way higher and still
03:31:12
slim to none
03:31:14
yeah for a brief period I was uh
03:31:17
somewhat friends with a pilot and he was kind of just mentioned and just
03:31:22
He'd be in town occasionally and then he'd just you know be bouncing all around and then
03:31:27
Um, yeah, I don't know
03:31:28
He could say I got a jet. Sorry. I got a jet
03:31:32
And he could actually be one of the only ones that could I just think about like the whole like all the red-eye shit
03:31:38
the early late flights like
03:31:41
I worked at a good point
03:31:42
If you read and research into planes or pilots
03:31:47
There's this weird phenomenon that they love their job so much like from a kid. They want to be a pilot
03:31:51
So the managers and the hiring people hiring companies that hire the pilots know this that you know that the ceos or whoever does
03:31:58
So they take advantage of that they underpay them and a lot of pilots have to have a second and a third job
03:32:02
so what you're saying is
03:32:04
Valid because they very well they could have worked at 7-eleven for 10 hours, you know
03:32:07
Sure, there's restrictions and they can only fly for so much. But what about the 10 and 12 hours?
03:32:11
What were they doing before and after they fly?
03:32:14
Were they resting? No, they were probably working at 7-eleven and uber, you know, and then and then came in and
03:32:20
Simultaneously flew your flew your red-eye who knows but I mean
03:32:24
There's a lot of them are underpaid. There's only there's a high few that have worked there forever that get paid a lot
03:32:29
But they the new pilots that they kind of rotate through don't get paid shit
03:32:34
But statistic, I mean, but that doesn't match the statistically and I think you said this on a different show planes fly themselves practically
03:32:42
statistically
03:32:43
Well, I mean, there's nothing there's nothing wrong with that way people who get into helicopter accidents
03:32:49
on accident man
03:32:52
And then there's also some companies that are so negligent they can't fucking put a bolt on a plane right and now they're all their
03:32:57
Planes have fallen out of the sky
03:33:00
What could possibly go wrong with shutting the entire world down for three years
03:33:06
I'm sorry, that's a rant for another day. It's true
03:33:12
Everything we're seeing now
03:33:14
Planes falling out of the sky, which they're not but I mean
03:33:17
They could you know, they're they're catching on fire and landing that one sure did
03:33:24
They're all fucking Boeing they're all boning
03:33:28
No, I never knew that I honestly never knew that
03:33:36
Well, I wish I could remember the FBI or the Secret Service woman was in another picture I
03:33:42
Forgot I should have grabbed it. It was the same one from Trump's
03:33:46
The little short one I was trying to guard the one that no no not the boss the one with the sunglasses
03:33:51
The one that couldn't get the gun in the holster or the one that don't cover is the short one
03:33:55
I don't know that I think that was the same one, but the one that was definitely up on stage
03:34:00
They all look like I was too short to cover him. Yeah, they all look like the same type of butch
03:34:04
Everyone knows that that's just not true. I mean
03:34:08
I
03:34:10
Okay, they they're not all butches just a couple of they all look alike. They don't have to be all butch. They all look alike
03:34:17
Excuse me. I'll have the they all have the Secret Service issued
03:34:22
Gear you could tell all the women. I think the women should have to wear a tie
03:34:25
It's just if you want what why don't they the men or the men be like we're not wearing a tie then
03:34:32
They don't have to wear a tie. What do they wear?
03:34:34
Nothing just a white shirt more. Yeah more of a skirt more of a belled out like a schoolgirl schoolgirl
03:34:41
Tell that they're like we still have hips
03:34:44
We can't we can't do the obstacle course
03:34:47
But at least you're gonna get caught on shit if they're like top of the fence or something
03:34:52
Dude, the FBI video we had on here. There's so much evidence that yes, it's gonna happen. That's bad with women
03:34:58
by the way
03:34:59
And if you know what if a woman can do it great, but the ones I saw couldn't
03:35:07
So I got nothing wrong, I just don't want the standard lowered that's a whole nother rant for another day
03:35:14
There are two events we didn't even mention it two events in the Olympics women's events were won by
03:35:22
Your own owing men by the way
03:35:27
So, I'm not sure how that apparently men can do women better than women
03:35:31
You just caught up and they did they blew away the records to that boxing. I
03:35:36
Don't know the boxing which which?
03:35:40
Women boxing or the boxing
03:35:43
Which I don't know. I'm my brain
03:35:45
I don't want to I seriously don't want to offend or be wrong anything, but it was a woman's event and
03:35:52
There looked like there was testosterone
03:35:54
One way or another in the go I can sum it up in three words bitches be trippin
03:36:03
That is three words
03:36:07
Yeah, well I
03:36:13
Guess anyone can join the women's
03:36:16
Team, but anyone's gonna join the after show
03:36:19
Colin no men men can join the women's where's the woman that's gonna. Where's the first woman that's gonna join the men's team wait there was
03:36:28
There was a
03:36:33
Argument with a woman there was the first non-binary gold medal winner, and I believe that she competed in a men's event
03:36:44
So
03:36:46
There you go
03:36:52
I
03:36:53
Got it I I came I came I came on my back
03:37:05
Any last words
03:37:11
Don't come yes, yes, I'm so looking for it
03:37:25
Oh
03:37:27
What now
03:37:31
Shut the fuck I'm gonna come
03:37:38
It's the Brady and Rochelle Brady and or Gary
03:37:43
So below because he's so close Brady and
03:37:49
It's our way. We're gonna make it make our dreams come true Brady and
03:37:56
Brady and or it's their show now Brady draw
03:38:01
If brother's watching man, he would have loved that clip
03:38:08
It simply doesn't help
03:38:12
I think it's just the right way
03:38:16
You
03:38:17
Know what I why I'm insensitive about people who walk funny
03:38:21
Cuz they walk funny
03:38:24
If you look real close the UN ambiguity is a penis and Gary and Jorah the ball
03:38:30
Feed that footage and then not show that it's great
03:38:44
Where do you come
03:38:48
No
03:38:51
Precisely what I'm saying is you're wrong. He's trying just to maintain
03:38:58
Chicken
03:39:02
Chicken
03:39:05
But you are bad before it pays to play yes
03:39:14
No
03:39:27
Roll the clip Brady
03:39:30
You have a clip Brady have a good night the conclusions you are reaching
03:39:45
You
03:39:59
It's really not over it goes on for another yeah, no, that's all I wanted as above so