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The time is now 10:01 p.m..
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Do you know if your polygons are tessellated?
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Hi, I'm Gary, and welcome to Fladge Rants Live.
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Today the topic is tessellation.
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And, before you look it up, I'll just tell you about it.
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It's, repeating pattern now.
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Even I can learn something from me.
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I thought repeating pattern
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was a redundancy,
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and,
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it drives me crazy when someone says
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their hot water heater is broken because
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if they've got hot water, they're water heaters, not broken,
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and it's just called a water heater.
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Now, I hope this is just a local thing.
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And people in Michigan call their water heater a hot water heater.
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That's not what it's called.
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That's a redundancy.
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But,
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Several polygons.
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Can be laid out in a tile pattern to
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cover a plane
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with a repeating pattern
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indefinitely, with no gaps and no overlaps.
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Now, all triangles can do this.
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And the only
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the only regular polygons
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that can do this are triangles.
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Squares and hexagons.
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And, in case you don't know,
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I'm not trying to be condescending, but
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regular polygons are ones with equal sides and angles,
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so the corners are all the same and the sides are all the same length.
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So that's that's how a test
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laying pattern can be laid out with
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regular polygons.
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Now I'm in a barn and I've got dirt floors,
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and I've been thinking about
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laying down, you know, regular wooden floor
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or and hear me out on this.
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How would some Penrose tiling,
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Penrose tiling
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is a non-repeating,
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two shaped two shapes of tile.
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It's a kite and an arrow.
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They've got the.
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Those are the names that that I think
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Roger Penrose, Nobel laureate
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Roger Penrose gave to these shapes.
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But that's basically what the shape like.
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And we'll we'll be taking a look, look at those, those kinds of shapes.
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Now,
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that would be a very cool layout for my barn,
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especially if you're tripping out on some hallucinogenic
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drugs in my barn.
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That leads us to the history.
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Let's do a little mathematics history.
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Now, this this geometry, of course, dates
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back all the way to the the, the Greeks.
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But, let me consult my notes so I don't get this wrong.
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In 1918, Carl Reinhardt
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discovered five pentagrams that were irregular pentagrams.
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Pentagons. Pardon me.
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So, five irregular pentagons.
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And did a mathematical proof that these are the only five
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pentagons that tessellated.
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And that means lay them out
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and they repeat, they form a repeating pattern.
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And, they can't be regular because we, as we know
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that those leave gaps or overlaps.
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So as so he did a mathematical proof
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that took 50 years to debunk.
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1968 R.B.
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Kirshner discovered three more, and which also led to 1975.
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Richard James the third discovered one more, but the most curious one
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will be out
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in California, with no,
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college math whatsoever.
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Was sitting there just playing around with shapes on our kitchen table,
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discovered three more.
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And then in, 2015, a 15th,
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pentagon was discovered that test slates
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and then, 2017.
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Michael. Real. I'm sorry.
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I'm getting his name wrong.
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He laid out,
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laid out the mathematical proof that those, in fact, are the 15,
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pentagons that test late.
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So I've.
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I find tessellated patterns fascinating for this reason.
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It took from the Greeks
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all the way up to 1918 to get to five,
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50 more years, to get to eight.
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And then the the next
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half a century to get us up to the 15, like to 2015.
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We got to 15.
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Interesting that, you know, 15th year after the turn of the millennium,
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we came up with our 15th,
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of course, triangles.
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Do it because
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the, the 180 degree angles, because it takes three of them
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to make three, 6360 is exactly how many degrees are at every,
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juncture in order for it to test late.
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Tessellation is a fascinating pattern.
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Then they discovered, crazy as it may sound,
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there are chemical bonds that
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create a three dimensional tessellation pattern.
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Mind blowing right? Now.
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It sounds like geometry, you know, simple mathematics.
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Didn't everybody take geometry in middle school?
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This is how long it took mankind to discover these things.
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This is not basic, simple stuff.
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But guess what? It is in nature.
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So the Fibonacci sequence,
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we'll see it, rise in the beautiful patterns of sunflower
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seeds and, take a closer look at a birds feather.
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I was walking feather trail in my back 40 the other day.
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I picked up a turkey feather and on closer inspection,
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it's got tessellations.
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These mathematical anomalies or or,
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works of art
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show up in nature all the time.
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Roll the clip.
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Brady.
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Well, far as I'm concerned, the important thing about five
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is it's not three, 4 or 6
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and 3 or 4 or six are each numbers that have really special properties
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in relation to tiling the plane.
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So creating repeating patterns of tiles.
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So I brought some some props and
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here it is squares.
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These are the sort of squares that we all put on our walls.
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And the pattern is very simple.
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And anyone can carry on putting down square tiles.
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And the pattern repeats itself on and on and on.
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You don't need instructions because you know how it continues.
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Now suppose you wanted something a bit more exotic than that.
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Let's say you wanted triangle tiles.
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Say you or tiles were triangles on that one.
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You could put the next one upside down
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and the third one back the same way.
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And then you can continue.
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And then you put the next row in.
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And you can continue this for as long as you want.
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So that would carry on for as long as you want,
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using the same rule again and again and again.
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If you know how to put down the tiles one up, one down.
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So that's going to be the three.
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So these are tiles with three sides, three corners,
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original squares and four side four corners.
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But maybe you want something more exotic still.
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I do.
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I do say that, that that is not as lesion.
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In doing about the wrinkles
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on the sidewalk, the Cybertruck is still the best vehicle.
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And, that's a prime example of, translation.
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Oh, I got a cancellation.
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Thank you, Elon Musk.
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We've got a special guest today.
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Give me a hexagram.
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Hexagons. Jesus feet.
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And you want to use hexagon?
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I can on tiles.
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So I can use this pattern again.
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I'll just draw over it so that with a hexagon
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and we'll see this red.
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And I could have another hexagon that would come in
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and that one and my third hexagon.
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And so and I can continue to put hexagon this down as well.
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This is what the bees know.
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And all the bees have to know is where to put the next little cell
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of the honeycomb.
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I like how this guy looks exactly like somebody that would be doing this.
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Can we?
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Yeah. Sided.
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Oh no.
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He does so much better.
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Five sides, equal sides, equal angles.
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So I'm up to the next one. I tried to explain this, but he
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you know, I mean drawing's not perfect.
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And then he began to see a problem
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because I've got a brief video that's coming around.
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Here is a bigger angle than my Pentagon has at its angle.
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And I get something like that.
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And there be this little device.
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Now, you see, it didn't happen with the hexagons
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because the hexagons had just that little bit extra angle.
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And so they filled in these gaps.
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So here you don't have an angle
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I love it.
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And you're getting all the triangles, three sided figures, squares
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four sided figures and hexagon six sided figures.
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Hexagon wrong.
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Good for tiling you all but five pentagons.
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There's no good six good. Last one you can do.
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As soon as you start getting even bigger figures again.
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That's how many sides.
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Then the angles become too shallow.
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So the next one would only have a little bit if I put in another.
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Polygon at here.
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You could not actually continue that for as long as you want.
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That guy's kind of a liar.
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Something would disrupt it.
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This is video.
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Keep going or no, it does. No.
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I think he gets to the Penrose tiling,
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but he doesn't get to the good Apatow's tiling on the petals.
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I never get something in there.
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So do seven sided figures, eight sided, nine fi, whatever.
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It's not. Remember, it's not pedophilia.
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If it's your own baby pictures.
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It's just important to remember that.
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So Penrose tiling,
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this is fascinating because the realization
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was working on black holes.
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When did he have time for Penrose tiling?
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He was working with it again.
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Goes back a thing on Hawking radiation.
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He was a problem.
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He was working on Einstein's crap, trying to make, you know, the ancient ruins.
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The ancient Greeks had a huge interest in black patterns.
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The entire universe made a concerted effort to get interesting
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patterns using a smaller number of different shapes as possible.
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And there was this gentleman, something that was this guy.
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Pretty nice. Yeah.
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No, the other guy doing a lot of this. Great, good.
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But it wasn't as good as what, I don't know.
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Beardo from the 1970s.
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Oh, number five tiling.
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Using you like to what you're doing in his name?
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No. You don't know his name at all.
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Appropriate for I don't know his name.
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And ruling again.
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Why would I know his name down in Pentagon?
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Because you just told me his fucking career,
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and he was able to come up with a pattern in his career.
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Went you name two other people he worked with, but you can't name.
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Never repeated itself.
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No, I'm talking about Roger Penrose.
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What Penrose had, he had a systematic,
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filling in these things about Roger Penrose coming up.
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Oh, where the local configurations, the Warriors was shaped just for YouTube.
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So there was constant slight bring out Kaku, but the local patches
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all look more or less the same as each other. And this was
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the realization that there were a lot of different, he doesn't that have
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this strange property of non-repeating and yet highly, highly nonlinear repeating
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patterns like this?
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I didn't know there was such a thing.
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That really depends on Roger Penrose.
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They're given by.
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So, each one of these has to come with some kind of description
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as to how you make them.
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And one of the ways in which, you got
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which patterns like this, it's like.
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And it's like a sample guy here,
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taking a very regular pattern, but in a much higher dimensional space,
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so you can have more than cutting through space, at an irrational uncle.
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And the rationality of the
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of the way you've cut it will mean that you'll never get complete repetition.
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Penrose time.
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I don't know, being square and two different polygon.
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So it's for some sense, it's not a translation piece.
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When the story. Oh, no.
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Penrose discovered his tilings in the 70s,
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and ten years later, they were discovered to be out there in nature.
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And, Dan Shechtman found that he could make an alloy
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of various different types of metal and the atomic arrangements.
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There it is.
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Went into this alloy that they do arrange themselves on a
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sort of three dimensional version of a Penrose tiling.
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And it took quite a while for it to be fully established.
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But I guess it now really is definitively established that this is this is so,
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and that he got the, Nobel Prize for chemistry this last, this last year.
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Why had people not found it in nature before, if it's sort of a
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and there's a natural tendency towards it,
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but this is this is your countertop.
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Very interesting to me.
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So quick question about the nature of language.
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Yeah.
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Well this one that you're getting into deeper explanations
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we didn't see if you find anything
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that existed in the first definition, I don't define it as that definition.
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Did that if you are breaking that definition, this natural, confusing
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language and muddying the waters definition, I have no body in the waters.
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I'm trying to keep things straight.
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Natural does not mean anything that exists in the universe,
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but by Dory, natural is anything that occurs in nature.
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Yeah. There you go.
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Are you saying that I don't occur in nature?
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Are you saying that my countertop doesn't occur in nature?
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Because then I believe you're the one with the problem with reality, sir.
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I don't know, man.
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We can
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agree by definition, but the word artificial means manmade.
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Well, bringing in a whole nother word. Artificial.
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Why did you do that?
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Why is artificial?
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The natural is.
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Is artificial the natural opposite of natural desire?
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Yes. I do see what you did there.
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And yes, it is
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defined by who I mean, you cannot.
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You cannot have anything opposite.
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If everything is natural.
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Right. Yeah.
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There's the the. Yes.
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Then the opposite of natural is nothing.
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What we determined on this great show about nature is.
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I don't know if it was about that, but the argument let's define nature.
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We need to define nature or natural as an all encompassing thing.
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And then the difference between manmade and not manmade.
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Oh right. Okay.
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Come on I don't know.
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I mean man is the end all be all of I don't know man
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of unnatural, unnatural. Right.
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I know nothing about it.
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I think I think there's other ways that we were natural.
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We went around for unnatural.
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I know, homosexual, like, I'm not into big women, but is that,
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you know, rub my engine if man touches it at all.
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If man touches it, even if for a second it's not natural all of a sudden.
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For for your own definition, not anyone else's.
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Baby, I was with you.
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I really it takes me a little bit of time to understand what he was saying.
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You know what I mean?
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You're right.
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Man, this guy is so fucking happy.
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He is. He's still happy. He loves it.
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Oh, I've subscribed to the number five channel, and I like the new guy.
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They all have crazy accents and they're hard to understand.
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But those dudes are so nutty about math.
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And that video, you're all the number file.
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It's kind of like a
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it's a plan file, right?
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It's like a no no file just means love.
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The love for numbers aren't closely associated with other file.
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Can you think of off the top of your head other than paddle, audio and rubber?
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I think you're just obsessed.
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Well, I do like them.
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I do have a paddle.
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I do have a paddle on the show.
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There will be a petto if we get to it.
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You guys are audio files. Nail file?
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Yeah. Kind of.
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Yeah.
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Well, there you go.
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Yeah.
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No nail file. The count. Brady.
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Audio file is cool.
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A geometry file is,
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Dude, we're going to make it fun for kids before we leave.
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Hold on.
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Okay.
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Are there any kids involved
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once there's children involved?
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Did it the tessellation set the tessellation pattern
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that covers a flat surface, a pattern
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that has no gaps or overlaps on a chip.
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And I think the Kanye daughter sounds good of like.
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Yeah, singing
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sounds just like I tried to mash up this week.
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Up. Mash up.
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Get ready.
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Oh, no. Okay, this.
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Did you try mashing this up?
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I'm sure it is going on.
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I wanted to send you another song,
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but I couldn't find anything that was a live three, two, one fucking.
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This is like, in competition with parents, I swear. No.
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We're on a mission.
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There's a test.
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Once there's children involved.
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Translate. I'll tell you what.
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I learned way more about tessellation from these broads than I did from Gary.
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13. Right. Circular.
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Well, he never finds them. I I'm so sad.
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I've got more.
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I do, I do have more.
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I just, I think I left my notes for my notes.
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I love, I love this.
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You said roll the clip. I got all excited.
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Share your screen here. Just you read that.
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Share yours.
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Roger Penrose discovered that two different shapes can be,
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combined to create a tiling pattern
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that repeats infinitely without ever repeating you.
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Are you catching what that says?
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That repeat laughing. Oh.
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You sure? Sharing your screen.
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That's infinitely like weeks never repeating.
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Do you see where it says I? Overview.
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You're not looking at a normal search result like you're used to.
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You're looking at shit, I click, yeah,
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you got to skip that because it's always full of shit.
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And there's so I mean, I asked for I asked for a tessellation
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reference in Seinfeld and it told me to look at episode 185,
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where it was, I don't know, it was the wrong number one episode.
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Weirdly, it just so happened to be the episode
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that was playing in the background at my house.
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So I think you just figure you're playing in the background.
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Yes, 24 seven you and I know you.
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You so.
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But that's weird because I was like, wait a minute.
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Let me scan through his network, you little tricky bastard.
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He's watching Seinfeld.
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He just asked me a question.
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There's probably about a 99% chance at that question.
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Has to do with that episode of Seinfeld. And she.
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Because ChatGPT is a she. Obviously.
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Because it's so fucking stupid.
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You know, I always have a constellation behind me.
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Do you notice this, Carson, can we establish.
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I thought a tessellation is only one polygon.
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You can't have two different polygons in a tessellation.
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What are the sets that are behind you?
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The cardboard CIF character.
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These these nice children are about to teach me that.
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If you take a if it if it creates a second shape, that's a gap.
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You can call it something else, but it's still a gap.
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You cannot have a gap and two shapes.
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At what point does like how far does that boil down?
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Do we get to like, the molecular level or in the subatomic level to do things
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line up?
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Or are they chaotic at that level?
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I don't know, I'm not smart enough to know things.
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Are you talking about that?
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Things you don't want to know?
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There's no line. Because.
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Because graph board.
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You'll notice you're, No, it's last year's.
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We'll have a new one in a few days before our next fledge cast.
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I've had I've gotten two in the books.
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I've got three more.
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I've got one on Wednesday and I got two on Sunday.
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This is a translating pattern.
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We're back to the fantasy football talk.
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Gary, I hate when you do that.
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Do you mean the rectangles? There's gaps.
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I saw gaps, they're not touching.
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See, I need to understand that you can just redefine things to suit your needs.
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That is not a tessellation. It's close.
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But I saw them.
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I saw gaps.
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You're going to suture them
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in order to have a tessellation.
00:22:44
I'm telling you, these these these kids here real quick.
00:22:47
It could be it could be arranged
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in a way to, to show tessellation.
00:22:55
I, I, agree with your corrected statement.
00:22:58
I've got a quick, similar video that you guys showed on tessellation,
00:23:01
but I've got to play this first.
00:23:03
Okay, here we go.
00:23:04
I know on the record. Oh.
00:23:08
I'm on the over. Go.
00:23:12
000 Video.
00:23:18
We're going to be highlighting the basics of triangle solutions to be introduced.
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Tessellation consists of tiling patterns created by shapes.
00:23:25
It's a just get it. Leaving any gaps.
00:23:28
Regular tessellations?
00:23:29
No, those are regular polygons.
00:23:31
We can determine whether you start by do you start you start.
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You start just corners of the shapes the on the goal angle in order to achieve
00:23:40
tessellation, when we divide P6 two that's two different polygons.
00:23:45
Using you should result in a whole number without any decimals.
00:23:48
An equilateral triangle, for example, has interior angles.
00:23:50
What's wrong with making a repeating pattern with two by 60?
00:23:54
I didn't think that was a tessellation.
00:23:56
I thought, what shapes would you say one had only equal?
00:23:59
Oh, it gets even more complicated than that.
00:24:02
Place others around the initial triangle so that each side of the original triangle
00:24:05
we have, we've only scratched the surface of tessellations.
00:24:08
Process for all your triangles
00:24:10
and the pattern becomes never ending, resulting in a tessellation.
00:24:14
In today's video, we're going to be highlighting the basics
00:24:16
in a, tessellation of the Omega.
00:24:21
I loved the
00:24:24
fact as the.
00:24:28
Tessellation.
00:24:31
There are other uses of patterns.
00:24:34
I kind of wanted to give you.
00:24:37
I mean, young chicks look over there.
00:24:40
What shape?
00:24:42
Oh, yeah. Shape of an octagon.
00:24:44
Do you think it's. I don't know. How old are they?
00:24:47
What do you think they tell us? Like, so you're.
00:24:50
You're claiming that doctor.
00:24:52
But hold on.
00:24:53
Why can't it be an octagon in a square?
00:24:55
Those are two part.
00:24:56
You pick two polygons.
00:24:58
Yeah. Oh, yeah, I forgot.
00:25:00
Yes, yes, the octagon is in a square template.
00:25:04
I had a boy.
00:25:05
That's a great tiling.
00:25:07
But look, they call it.
00:25:08
They say no, it's a gap.
00:25:10
The square is a gap
00:25:12
okay. So no overlap.
00:25:13
That's one rule.
00:25:13
There's there's three rules to test.
00:25:15
Tessellation test.
00:25:17
See right there.
00:25:18
There's again yeah.
00:25:20
But no no gaps allowed even if they make a another polygon.
00:25:25
This all ties in with a
00:25:26
couple topics that are oh see that's what's wrong with the rules of this world.
00:25:30
We don't follow them.
00:25:32
I, I understand what you're saying, Brady.
00:25:36
I also understand what you're saying. Draw.
00:25:38
But what I kind of wanted to get into was patterns recognizing patterns.
00:25:43
If you'll remember, Alan Turing, the inventor of the Turing
00:25:46
machine, better known as the modern day computer, was a code breaker.
00:25:50
And he he broke the Nazi code by noticing that they started
00:25:55
and ended every transmission with Heil Hitler.
00:25:58
And by using that little bit of information
00:26:01
and a computer, which was just simple. Yes.
00:26:04
No. Yes. No.
00:26:05
Yes. No mechanisms. It was just mechanical.
00:26:08
And then he was able to decode because they changed the code every day.
00:26:12
So as long as he was able to break the code in the morning, they could
00:26:15
translate all of their messages all day long.
00:26:18
And that's why we were able to win the war.
00:26:20
And then Alan Turing was convicted
00:26:23
of being homosexual and ended up killing him.
00:26:27
Allegedly. That's ignorant.
00:26:29
He took his own life because it was against the law to be gay.
00:26:34
What was his name again?
00:26:35
Alan Turing.
00:26:39
Let's.
00:26:39
We'll just bring that back up later. Don't worry.
00:26:42
Okay.
00:26:43
Well, that was that was my Alan Turing.
00:26:46
Sidebar. That was that was all.
00:26:49
That was all.
00:26:50
The father of modern something you said in your, I don't want to get off topic.
00:26:53
We're going to stay on topic. No, we're going to do a rare thing.
00:26:56
No. Okay.
00:26:57
Not, you know, we're in a hot water heater.
00:27:00
How is redundant?
00:27:01
Is that kind of like washing your clean dishes
00:27:02
before putting them in the dishwasher?
00:27:04
I just wanted to oh my goodness. Let's revisit that.
00:27:07
And, the use of parchment paper in a air fryer.
00:27:11
I just did that today.
00:27:13
Dude, it's it's funny. I'm not.
00:27:15
I go one step farther.
00:27:17
Not only do I cooking it,
00:27:20
but then I shut it off.
00:27:21
I eat right off of it and just throw it away.
00:27:23
I don't dirty any dishes anymore.
00:27:26
But yeah, I'm from parking.
00:27:28
Yeah. What are you hiding?
00:27:29
Unsightly. Are you?
00:27:30
You got unsightly Z on your face or.
00:27:32
Wait, I don't like, like I'm a hideous monster.
00:27:36
I have my face front and center, I don't care why do you look like that?
00:27:40
I know, I know, I'm slowly turning into a ghoul, and I don't care.
00:27:45
Okay, I guess we can get off topic, but this is still on topic, right?
00:27:49
It can't be off topic.
00:27:50
I'm talking about repeating pattern.
00:27:52
So everything.
00:27:53
So, yeah, you talk about Alan Turing being.
00:27:56
Yeah. No, you're too old for being homosexual. Wrote
00:27:59
Alan Turing in jail for being a homosexual, right?
00:28:01
Yes, yes.
00:28:02
I also said no. No gaps allowed.
00:28:06
Okay, so I had, no, I had a wedding this weekend.
00:28:08
My cousin. Where you're going? Oh, story. Gay people. Your story.
00:28:11
Oh, I thought you're going to talk about.
00:28:12
Oh, you're sorry I got a daughter
00:28:15
hit the thing.
00:28:15
I'm stuck.
00:28:16
I'm trying to, but I'm all stuck. See?
00:28:18
Oh, I can't go wrong with you.
00:28:20
I've got the power.
00:28:21
Oh, did you not know that we had a show today?
00:28:24
Did you not know we had a George story?
00:28:25
Did you not read the show notes?
00:28:27
Did you not read the outline?
00:28:28
I never read something like that line.
00:28:30
Right.
00:28:34
Thank you for the answer. You?
00:28:38
Yes. Of course, I don't know what.
00:28:39
I just don't go off script, that's all.
00:28:41
We're good.
00:28:42
Perfect, Brady.
00:28:43
Perfect timing with the two. I'm glad you got.
00:28:44
Did I say the Alan Turing part on time?
00:28:47
Yeah. Yeah.
00:28:48
So Alan Turing jail for being a homosexual?
00:28:50
No gaps allowed. So I went to, my cousin's.
00:28:53
I went to my cousin's wedding this, weekend,
00:28:55
which was at this really kind of unique, hotel venue in Pontiac.
00:28:58
It was kind of like, stage layered.
00:29:00
It would appear on people, but.
00:29:02
Yeah. Right. So
00:29:04
my girlfriend and I take a break
00:29:05
and kind of go outside for a minute, and, I hit my
00:29:09
vape pens.
00:29:10
No, no, no, it was fun.
00:29:13
Sure.
00:29:13
Like vape pens and
00:29:16
there we go.
00:29:16
Wrong.
00:29:19
There was two very straight
00:29:21
gentlemen that were just bullshitting on the front steps.
00:29:22
But then they talked about going to this gay bar,
00:29:25
and, nothing became a bit right.
00:29:28
And so then they, like, they went inside
00:29:29
and my girlfriend, I were just kind of hanging out.
00:29:31
We stayed until the wedding shut down.
00:29:33
And, we were in the middle of Pontiac and it's still our, our time.
00:29:37
And so, like, we're driving on the road and I,
00:29:39
we see a bunch of people outside of a little area.
00:29:42
And so we kind of pull over and she's like, shit,
00:29:45
I think that's at that gay bar.
00:29:46
And I'm like, let's fucking go, right?
00:29:49
I'm not a bar.
00:29:50
I've gone, I've, I've been to, so, downtown Ann Arbor, there's no.
00:29:54
And they have I think every night it is.
00:29:57
But they have gay night or pride night.
00:29:59
It's not that bad unless you.
00:30:00
Unless not unless you go to the bathroom.
00:30:03
And it's really the women's bathroom.
00:30:04
My girlfriend said that there was just so many.
00:30:06
I have a cramp channel.
00:30:07
And so I later, braising for free.
00:30:10
What do they do on gay night? I want to know. What? Oh, they.
00:30:14
Every every night is.
00:30:15
What do you have to do for free?
00:30:18
So I believe the I forget the place in the.
00:30:20
It looks like a stand up establishment if you go to it.
00:30:23
Was anything wrong with that?
00:30:24
What is that? The liberty.
00:30:27
Liberty bar and poutine is what, the place is called.
00:30:30
Oh, I next you know what I is, right?
00:30:33
The French fries with gravy.
00:30:35
What they mean is pot and I think. But, you know, we'll get to that a bit.
00:30:40
But no poutine.
00:30:41
That's the French fries with the gravy.
00:30:43
No, I know, I know, I get it.
00:30:44
It's it's yeah, I get I'm trying to make a joke but.
00:30:46
Oh okay. Go ahead.
00:30:47
Thank you.
00:30:48
Yeah, yeah. It's not climb the ground. Yes.
00:30:50
You were.
00:30:51
Yeah.
00:30:51
So we have we will open the door and and my girlfriend
00:30:55
is literally the, the out of like 25 to 30 people.
00:30:58
She's the only woman in there now.
00:31:01
So she's kind of like.
00:31:02
And I'm like, no, we're going to sit in the fucking bar.
00:31:04
No guys. Only oh, dudes, dudes.
00:31:08
That's a different kind of bar. Then.
00:31:10
Yeah, yeah. And so we sit down with,
00:31:14
we sit down and, whatever.
00:31:16
I just wanted a fucking beer
00:31:18
before I drove another beer before I drove back home.
00:31:20
No, no. You want a beer? Don't quote me on that.
00:31:22
You want to.
00:31:23
In case you're wondering, you make fun of gay people.
00:31:27
In case anyone is wondering if this is a character
00:31:29
that draw portrays for the no draw is like this in real life.
00:31:35
No, this is no.
00:31:36
The character I play is draw.
00:31:39
Draw.
00:31:40
It's pretty crazy, but,
00:31:44
but what the fuck is he saying?
00:31:46
Them in context. Out of context? Why is he saying.
00:31:49
Why is he talking about a girl I don't know?
00:31:52
Yeah, well, people, a lot of people talk about me.
00:31:55
I don't know, and so we sit down and, crazy,
00:31:59
we sit down and we're just kind of like,
00:32:00
you know, I knew what we were walking into. We were.
00:32:02
We were walking into their territory. So I didn't have a problem with it.
00:32:05
When I was in Saint Petersburg, I was just trying to go to
00:32:08
a regular establishment, and I'm, like, inundated with it.
00:32:11
I know I'm on their turf.
00:32:12
I don't I don't really care, to be honest.
00:32:14
So the dude next to us starts talking to us and he's like,
00:32:17
oh, did you guys just come from a wedding?
00:32:19
And so he's like, obviously gay.
00:32:21
And so he's like having better conversation with my girlfriend than me
00:32:25
because he's talking about her dress.
00:32:26
Why? Obviously.
00:32:30
Did he?
00:32:31
Because he was talking about her dress.
00:32:32
Because he chasing your asshole with his dick.
00:32:34
He had a he had a light blue colored bandanna around his arm,
00:32:37
and I forget what that means.
00:32:39
But so they they legal, they label and tag the homosexuals now.
00:32:43
No. Yeah.
00:32:43
There's so this the it was on the menu.
00:32:46
There was a color assorted assorted menu.
00:32:48
We're skipping ahead now. He was level. He was level blue.
00:32:51
Because if you look into that, they used different colors
00:32:54
to differentiate what you will.
00:32:55
We're willing to do sexually. This is blowing up.
00:32:58
Mine is so, so so so I thought I thought it was all colors.
00:33:02
They should all have rainbow fucking some of them, some of them would.
00:33:05
I didn't pay that much attention.
00:33:06
I was just trying to let them do them.
00:33:08
And I was trying to show them like, you know, hey, I'm
00:33:10
going to walk in here as a straight man and just get a fucking beer.
00:33:12
What do I give a fuck?
00:33:13
Just as long as you're not fucking right there.
00:33:14
Even though there was a group making out and my girlfriend did go on line,
00:33:18
every bar has one.
00:33:20
My girlfriend did go on line, and she's.
00:33:21
She read a whole bunch of horror stories
00:33:23
about, dudes blowing
00:33:24
dudes in the bathroom. She was freaked out by the bathroom
00:33:27
because there's a bunch of unisex bathrooms.
00:33:29
And so, like, you don't know who the fuck is in there.
00:33:31
Did you go to the bathroom?
00:33:33
I did, and there was no one in the.
00:33:35
Oh, there was none. There was weird.
00:33:37
Were you just hung out there for a long time, too?
00:33:41
Yeah. So we're sitting there. We have two beers there.
00:33:44
They actually had.
00:33:44
So they have the Liberty Bells. Liberty.
00:33:46
Forget what, What now?
00:33:49
A Bell's Liberty, Bell's palsy.
00:33:51
I forget what it's called Liberty Ale or some shit like that.
00:33:53
It's made.
00:33:54
It's got a gay colored tap.
00:33:58
It's not a penis shape, but I'm sure someone probably.
00:34:00
It's the color of day.
00:34:02
No, but it's made for the humans.
00:34:05
And I think it's only to be cell that their their establishments.
00:34:09
I guess that would do that. Sounds.
00:34:11
I don't know, but it pretty good I like that.
00:34:12
So as I'm sitting there, my girlfriend goes to the bathroom and,
00:34:15
this old man kind of comes up and, he puts his arm around the one dude.
00:34:19
He comes and puts his arm around me
00:34:20
and he starts like, rubbing my back, and he's all like, fucking eye fucking me.
00:34:24
And he's like, he.
00:34:25
He knows he wants to say something to me, but he doesn't.
00:34:27
He does not approach it. So he talks to the buddy.
00:34:30
This dude probably like mid 60s.
00:34:32
And so he's talking to his buddy who is a regular.
00:34:35
And so and then he kind of turns the attention to me.
00:34:37
He's like, who's this guy?
00:34:38
And he goes, oh, you
00:34:39
and he that, that gay dude immediately goes, yeah, he's not gay.
00:34:41
And he goes, oh man. And I'm like, yeah, I'm sorry, dude.
00:34:44
I hate to disappoint
00:34:46
like my girlfriend.
00:34:47
And that is great.
00:34:53
Awesome.
00:34:53
But, great.
00:34:54
Sorry that it was the other than that, it was.
00:34:57
Other than that, it was pretty normal.
00:34:59
Other than the one bartender who I couldn't tell it.
00:35:02
It was pretty convincing.
00:35:04
It was a transgender, and it was pretty convincing
00:35:05
because I couldn't tell if it was a man
00:35:07
that transition to a girl or a girl, that transition to a man break
00:35:11
other than other than possibly getting blown in the bathroom
00:35:14
and getting hit on by another man at the bar, it was totally normal, right?
00:35:19
Yeah, I know we talked about random share with the one dude,
00:35:22
and every time he brought up like he was, he told us,
00:35:24
he goes, you know, you're at like a gay bar.
00:35:25
And I'm like, yeah, I don't.
00:35:26
I just wanted a beer, man, I don't know.
00:35:28
As we happened to be at a wedding, this place was open.
00:35:30
You guys are all hanging out outside.
00:35:31
Little did we know.
00:35:33
Is it up to me or you in a gay bar if a dick goes in my asshole?
00:35:36
Because if it's up to me, we'll be okay.
00:35:38
Yeah, right.
00:35:39
And then obviously, like, looking at the website,
00:35:42
it looks like a classy website that they people say that they've got poutine.
00:35:47
I mean, they like the poutine.
00:35:49
There's good there's good reviews on on Yelp about the food look about the fiber.
00:35:54
And I could go for some cooking right now.
00:35:58
Now I will say
00:35:59
there is one issue that I found on Yelp specifically that I did want to point to.
00:36:03
And then I'm thinking about,
00:36:03
besides the blowjobs in the bathroom from another man.
00:36:06
No. So this is no, this is has nothing to do with sexuality.
00:36:09
You would think that a very inclusive place here would understand this dynamic.
00:36:13
So Amanda Z from Grand Rapids went here, almost a year, just over a year ago.
00:36:18
And so she says, I came to pick up an order today.
00:36:21
Wait. I'm queer. White woman. Sorry. I hate to keep interrupting.
00:36:23
What is a missed visit?
00:36:24
I feel so stupid a missed.
00:36:27
What do they mean?
00:36:28
Like, unless I talk to you, there's no go back that that
00:36:32
whatever it said about the bar, there, I hit back.
00:36:35
Can you go back or you can't go back now?
00:36:37
Oh, no no, I, I went back.
00:36:39
What what does that mean?
00:36:41
I don't know, hold on.
00:36:46
Like they don't
00:36:47
it's not oxygen or anything that like, would be vaporized, right.
00:36:51
No, it's not a missed visit like Miss Eddie.
00:36:55
This is what we have to look forward to with I doing everything
00:36:57
now that amazes me is that why are there for semen everywhere?
00:37:01
Why are there for trans?
00:37:06
I am, I made a bunch of I logos and they look perfect,
00:37:09
except like some of them had like four L's for no reason.
00:37:12
Missed visit.
00:37:13
I tried Google and missed visit gay lingo or gay slang and nothing's coming up.
00:37:18
Missed. I don't know what to think of it.
00:37:20
I didn't even think of it that way, I did, I don't know,
00:37:23
I just assume it's probably something that,
00:37:25
you know, a straight club to Ferndale, the best wet spot.
00:37:29
Where?
00:37:30
My fucking.
00:37:31
There it is.
00:37:31
All right, let's go back to this fucking.
00:37:34
I made a joke about that.
00:37:35
But you watch you're going to see that in a week or two in Ferndale.
00:37:38
Ferndale, the wet spot.
00:37:41
So look, look at their weekly events.
00:37:42
Very normal every day.
00:37:44
You would never you never guess.
00:37:46
But no, this was like this was like, dudes.
00:37:49
And it wasn't even like it was all like dudes, but gay dudes.
00:37:54
It wasn't anything else. It wasn't.
00:37:56
Except that one bartender who again I said was convincing, convincing transition.
00:38:00
I couldn't tell if it was a girl I went to a boy or a boy
00:38:03
that went to a girl that it was it was really just caught in the middle.
00:38:07
That was quite convincing.
00:38:09
Look how subtle they are.
00:38:10
Since it Sunday, they have since night.
00:38:13
Right?
00:38:16
But it's just so supposedly.
00:38:17
No, no.
00:38:17
So one of the reviews said they do have strippers.
00:38:19
They have strippers on on Sunday.
00:38:21
And that's the only time I get female female strippers.
00:38:24
Obviously not. Obviously not.
00:38:26
Why? Obviously.
00:38:27
What am I, some kind of hetero?
00:38:29
I don't know,
00:38:30
but let's go back to this review because this place is perfectly imperfect.
00:38:33
Right? So I came to pick up an order today.
00:38:36
I'm a queer woman, and I thought how cool it was to stumble upon a queer space.
00:38:39
My friend with me, who is a woman who is a woman of.
00:38:43
She went over to a group and started chatting with them, asking
00:38:47
asking about safe spaces she had a clipboard in her hands, but
00:38:51
was not talking to the guests about this, nor was she asking them to sign.
00:38:55
Sign one, I don't know, but a member of your team who always
00:38:58
who also always services serves on city council.
00:39:02
Brett.
00:39:03
So apparently the owner of this bread, his name is bread or something?
00:39:05
He's he's a city council member.
00:39:06
I don't it's which is kind of interesting.
00:39:09
Yeah. Because this place was like like.
00:39:13
Yeah.
00:39:14
You probably I could if I, if I was gay, I could have blown
00:39:16
and fucked any of those dudes in that fucking place in the bathroom,
00:39:19
or probably right on the bar, to be honest.
00:39:22
I don't believe I review there are reviews that say that this happens next week.
00:39:26
Fledge rents?
00:39:27
Yeah, a memory really? Whatever.
00:39:30
Berated my friend for even holding that position.
00:39:34
He shamed her.
00:39:36
He actively targeted her and then isolated her in that space.
00:39:40
Do you know what it's like to actively live as a black woman in any space?
00:39:45
Well, I think this is a white woman that is saying this.
00:39:47
So does she know?
00:39:50
Right?
00:39:51
So she says Logan and Askeladd feel to it.
00:39:54
Yeah, right. That's where I was getting that with this. Right. So.
00:39:59
But. He.
00:40:04
But and yet again in a queer space,
00:40:06
I believe I would be safe for her.
00:40:10
Proved to be her worst experience in Pontiac yet.
00:40:14
Yeah.
00:40:14
Why assume that people are people, whether they're gay or not?
00:40:17
If you if you if you want to be equal, there's going to be equal creeps.
00:40:20
There's going to be equal nice people. Right? I mean, it doesn't.
00:40:23
I thought they were gay. They were nice.
00:40:24
That's a, that's a, that's a bigoted thing to say.
00:40:27
Right?
00:40:28
I believe so, yeah.
00:40:29
Well assuming somebody is new as a company and calling
00:40:32
any area space is just kind of weird, I know.
00:40:36
Right? Yeah.
00:40:36
I love how she's using their own lingo against them, their own like argument.
00:40:40
It's hilarious.
00:40:41
It's the they're eating themselves.
00:40:42
It's okay. Gay in Pontiac
00:40:46
sound gay in Pontiac.
00:40:47
Gay black woman for.
00:40:50
So like I would respond to this and be like, look,
00:40:54
you're assimilate like you're the one who's appropriating her.
00:40:59
Like, why isn't she the one that's saying this?
00:41:01
I doubt she even gives a fuck to be on.
00:41:04
I went to this white woman stumping, what do you call that white knight?
00:41:07
She's white knight in this motherfucker.
00:41:11
I don't think they've made any space since 2000.
00:41:14
Eight queers.
00:41:15
We need our queer space.
00:41:16
I've driven through it a bunch of times really quickly.
00:41:19
We need our queer spaces to thrive.
00:41:21
And what happened today?
00:41:22
It made me ashamed because even my queer spaces aren't safe for her.
00:41:27
Do better for the next person of color
00:41:29
that comes into your establishment comes like, literally.
00:41:34
But that's the thing, though, is because I'm
00:41:36
sure they didn't like them in there because they were women.
00:41:38
I'm sure that's what that was, by the way.
00:41:41
They're like, you're taking up space for you,
00:41:43
like you're there's not a cock available here.
00:41:45
So I don't know what you want me to do.
00:41:46
I never even thought of that.
00:41:47
There's only one reason I can think of women.
00:41:49
And gay people must have it like that.
00:41:52
Everyone, I should stop.
00:41:53
I don't know, they would. Associated with a wormhole.
00:41:55
A wormhole is a wormhole, right?
00:41:57
Is it not? No. Okay, good.
00:42:00
Because I was about to turn the tide on you and go.
00:42:02
Oh, do you go fuck a butthole?
00:42:04
No, no, I don't know what.
00:42:05
Honestly, let's not be completely honest with you.
00:42:07
I might love it.
00:42:08
I have never, ever, ever, ever even thought about it.
00:42:11
I will say I tip them extremely fucking well because the beer was good,
00:42:14
the service was good. They were cool. It was fucking hilarious.
00:42:17
I when we went in there, kind of as we we knew what we were doing.
00:42:19
We didn't want to harm anyone, but
00:42:22
it's definitely for the gawking.
00:42:25
Yeah, well yeah.
00:42:27
And and the tiling.
00:42:31
No, not trying to bring up any tiling.
00:42:36
Now we you.
00:42:37
There was tiling everywhere you go.
00:42:39
Gaps allowed, leave no gaps allowed.
00:42:41
An allegory of the liberty.
00:42:43
But here, here it is.
00:42:45
There it's not. But it could be.
00:42:47
No, there's too many women in there.
00:42:49
Yeah, there's too many women.
00:42:50
And I don't listen to women.
00:42:53
And it wasn't the normal video kind of video
00:42:56
I watch because there wasn't a fight breaking out.
00:42:59
Oh, that's not at all.
00:43:00
And I thought you were going to say oh, so.
00:43:02
Oh, no, because.
00:43:03
Because Joe wasn't blowing some dude at the bar.
00:43:06
Gay porn is where I went exactly.
00:43:08
Oh, okay.
00:43:09
Well, if we if we do want to transition
00:43:11
into something, it does kind of tie into the monologue.
00:43:13
Gary did mention mushrooms.
00:43:14
Oh, you want to transition since women
00:43:18
live 3 to 6 years longer than men, the sooner the better.
00:43:21
I mean that we don't want to drink. Oh, I didn't even think of that. Yeah.
00:43:24
Oh, everything
00:43:26
you get
00:43:26
when you transition, do you gain those extra years I never yes.
00:43:29
Yeah. And the sooner the better. Yeah. Yes.
00:43:32
Well yeah.
00:43:33
What a that Laney he's on day like he's, he's only like a three year old
00:43:37
or four year old girl right now. So,
00:43:41
I don't know, maybe it's so worse.
00:43:44
Right?
00:43:45
I mean, technically, yeah, maybe that's why he acts that way.
00:43:47
Is that there's a texture to 3D tessellation.
00:43:51
Oh, my goodness, I don't know, but it's got me rock hard right now.
00:43:56
Yeah, it's got me right now.
00:43:59
I'm really rocker.
00:43:59
I'm half of I would be we are there if there was a dozen next to the desert.
00:44:05
And I'm going to make a Tesla Legion of Tesla.
00:44:11
Another god. Oh,
00:44:14
this Tesla, this one.
00:44:15
Just like fish wonders.
00:44:17
Like dogs and cats.
00:44:18
I mean, show us some stuff.
00:44:20
Show me some Mandelbrot set.
00:44:22
So show me something, man. Show you this.
00:44:25
I'm going to you because. What? No.
00:44:27
Because this.
00:44:28
Jamie, I was I was going to the next up here.
00:44:32
Okay, so you did mention other restrooms in your monologue, and I'm sure yes,
00:44:35
I did. It was.
00:44:36
Yeah.
00:44:36
Tell a Telemundo what's it called?
00:44:39
What's the topic?
00:44:41
Tessellation.
00:44:42
Tessellation.
00:44:44
Yeah.
00:44:44
So did you hear about this, this pilot.
00:44:47
And we do have, this is actually, flatbreads
00:44:50
live with an exclusive interview.
00:44:52
We do have an exclusive interview.
00:44:59
Breaking news.
00:44:59
This just in. We've got Hot Tuna with us live.
00:45:02
No, I'm not.
00:45:03
We. Oh, crap. Breaking news. Rubbish.
00:45:06
She doesn't turn down interviews.
00:45:08
She's doing everything she's offered. Ever.
00:45:10
Anything you do throw at her, she does.
00:45:13
I see. What what wouldn't you.
00:45:15
Yes. Sell out.
00:45:18
Right.
00:45:18
Get as much as we can and then get the fuck out.
00:45:20
Yeah.
00:45:21
Well, that's. So, Mushrooms would be great.
00:45:24
Looking at tessellations.
00:45:25
Right. But, this,
00:45:27
it wasn't necessarily doing that, but did you hear about this pilot.
00:45:29
So we do have an exclusive interview. Fledge rents. Oh.
00:45:31
Oh those of interview.
00:45:33
Now unfortunately.
00:45:34
Good morning America is the ones that took the interview.
00:45:37
But we have it exclusively here as well.
00:45:40
And we'll show that to you exclusively as well.
00:45:44
Yes. Not repeating pattern. So.
00:45:51
Wow. Hot water.
00:45:52
He's like he's like repeat.
00:45:54
I like repeating exclusive.
00:45:56
Yeah. Exclusively.
00:45:59
Yeah. So this also ties in with Gary.
00:46:01
No gap is his shoe box.
00:46:02
Mushrooms. Right.
00:46:05
So this is this this is you got similar hairlines.
00:46:08
Yeah. Do that.
00:46:10
All right.
00:46:11
Let's see what he has to say I. Okay.
00:46:12
Did something unfathomable to both me
00:46:16
and something I he didn't say I'm unfathomable correctly.
00:46:19
And I, I regret this morning Joseph Emerson, the Alaska Airlines pilot now
00:46:25
facing 84 charges after allegedly trying to take down a passenger jet in October,
00:46:30
speaking on camera for the first time as he awaits trial.
00:46:34
84 seems like like our story to be of some value.
00:46:37
And yeah, he tells a story on the one for every passenger,
00:46:42
so I did not watch the video.
00:46:44
Yeah, I think so.
00:46:44
That was it. Yeah.
00:46:45
So I did not watch past this
00:46:47
because this statement is what caught me off guard here.
00:46:49
Some value. Right.
00:46:50
We think it tells a larger story on pilot.
00:46:52
My advice is don't fly to Alaska
00:46:54
if you don't expect your pilot to be on mushrooms. I'm not. Yeah.
00:46:56
No kidding.
00:46:57
This this guy's claiming potentially what he says by that statement.
00:47:02
I don't know how much they elaborate on it because I didn't watch this further.
00:47:04
But he's potentially claiming that his his his mental health is what
00:47:08
caused him to take a bunch of mushrooms and try to turn a plane off mid-flight.
00:47:13
That's got me concerned as is as our pilot as well, right?
00:47:17
I don't want my pilot crazy.
00:47:20
No, you know what I've taken?
00:47:21
What I've taken mushrooms. And I'm like, not like.
00:47:23
Like I'm not in the right space.
00:47:25
Like, you know, you kind of get daunting thoughts.
00:47:27
And so it's like, I don't know why you were unless maybe.
00:47:30
Yeah. That one. Well yeah.
00:47:32
Yeah, maybe that was it just like basically fly themselves these days.
00:47:36
And now when you shut both engines off.
00:47:38
No no no not really.
00:47:40
It was last October when Emerson was catching a ride
00:47:44
in the cockpit jump seat on a flight from Everett, Washington.
00:47:47
Oh, he's just in the jump seat.
00:47:48
He says nothing felt real.
00:47:51
There was a feeling of being trapped.
00:47:52
Like, am I trapped?
00:47:53
Nothing so real.
00:47:55
Holy crap. And he's like, this is a cool trip.
00:47:57
He was. He was having fun. Yeah.
00:47:59
He had taken it with bon mushrooms for the first time two days before.
00:48:03
For the first time. Right. For the first time, I'm sure
00:48:06
he was still two days before flight.
00:48:09
Oh, that's.
00:48:11
Oh, that's the work of a brilliant lawyer right there.
00:48:14
They don't last that long, do they?
00:48:15
That's the work of a brilliant lawyer,
00:48:18
though, because they would have still been in a system.
00:48:20
They would have still been in the system, and who wouldn't have been
00:48:22
on resonating Woody.
00:48:24
Exactly though. But that's a that's a way around it for the lawyer.
00:48:26
That's that's the the you're admitting to it with admitting the, the
00:48:31
the least amount of of can I be the lawyer for a second.
00:48:35
Well yeah. Dick. Dick dick head.
00:48:36
If it wasn't the mushrooms.
00:48:37
Why did you shut the engines off?
00:48:40
He tried to, but you see the jump seat?
00:48:42
He wasn't in charge of the plane. There's the two people
00:48:46
who tried it.
00:48:46
Why did you try to shut the engines off again?
00:48:49
It's like explanation.
00:48:51
If you've been in that situation, the what you do is.
00:48:54
Oh, well, I there was a several days ago and I just happened to be in my system
00:48:58
and it didn't affect me today.
00:48:59
That can't be what it is.
00:49:01
That's that's what my point is. That's fine.
00:49:04
We don't need to say it with the mushrooms.
00:49:05
You still tried to shut off an engine and killed bananas.
00:49:08
Nuts?
00:49:08
Like you're blaming it on the mushroom because any airplane ever again,
00:49:13
no matter what.
00:49:14
You might not be allowed outside ever again with 83 charges,
00:49:18
right? 84.
00:49:21
Yeah, it was 84.
00:49:22
Did they charge him for himself?
00:49:24
Was there there was one gay person on the plane.
00:49:26
And you don't even care about his charges? I can't believe that.
00:49:29
Do you?
00:49:29
Are you do you get charged for, like, attempted murder?
00:49:32
If you try to commit suicide and fail,
00:49:35
maybe you should.
00:49:37
Maybe you should.
00:49:39
Yeah, because it's not illegal to fail.
00:49:42
Right?
00:49:43
But it's attempted murder.
00:49:44
It's only. It's only a lawyer.
00:49:46
I would have been like. Who said he was trying to kill himself?
00:49:48
Maybe he was trying to stay alive, in which case he succeeded.
00:49:51
Leave us alone, right.
00:49:54
I think the other 83, 84.
00:49:56
Whatever.
00:49:57
During that flight, the other charges will hold handles in the cockpit
00:50:01
that are meant to shut off the engines in the case of a fire, it didn't work.
00:50:05
And if it had not brought the plane down, it didn't work.
00:50:08
What?
00:50:09
It didn't work?
00:50:10
Why didn't it work? Well, it would have glided.
00:50:12
Was it broken?
00:50:14
What if there was a fire? It wasn't a fire.
00:50:16
Would it have worked? Is this plane a Boeing?
00:50:20
Right.
00:50:20
There are two red handles in front of my face, thinking
00:50:23
that I was going to wake up thinking.
00:50:27
This is my way
00:50:29
to get out of this. Yeah.
00:50:30
Hey, astronaut stuck in space.
00:50:32
Good news is we finally got a ride for you, and I grabbed and I pulled.
00:50:34
Bad news is on a Boeing rocket.
00:50:36
Were at the time. Yeah. This is going to wake me up.
00:50:39
I know what those levers do in a real airplane. Right.
00:50:42
And I need a wake up from this.
00:50:44
It's, Wait, what?
00:50:45
30s in my life, I wish I could change, and I can't serve.
00:50:48
The pilots react to a difficult situation that I just handed.
00:50:52
And I said, you guys want me off the flight deck?
00:50:54
Do we ever talk about Elon Musk's, X-1 UFO?
00:50:58
We want to ask him about that
00:51:00
while he was on earlier, but he left so quick out of the cockpit.
00:51:03
Yeah, he tends to pop in and pop out
00:51:04
really quick, but maybe we'll have him back later.
00:51:06
Yeah, yeah, yeah, he.
00:51:08
He built a UFO and flew over Israel.
00:51:10
I didn't operate the lever.
00:51:11
She put her hand on me. I think around that.
00:51:14
No, by definition, by definition, it's not really a UFO anymore.
00:51:17
But like
00:51:19
Musk's X-1.
00:51:21
Pull that up.
00:51:22
James Emerson says. Yeah, we got those look.
00:51:25
Oh. Shows been getting so successful, you don't see them.
00:51:27
But I actually have my own little Jamie over here that we got.
00:51:30
Maybe something. Yeah, maybe.
00:51:32
Grow the clip.
00:51:33
Brady.
00:51:35
The door. But a fly.
00:51:37
All right, but there's already a clip going. I.
00:51:39
I feel rude if I take over a short clip her hand on my.
00:51:42
Did you just shush me period is okay.
00:51:45
Yes, yes. You can't stop you shush.
00:51:47
Yeah. You could just be away.
00:51:48
All we've got is over change.
00:51:50
When I said no shushing, I don't understand what's real I need.
00:51:54
So he also. He also.
00:51:56
What what what you just talked over there is that he also tried to.
00:51:59
We got it. He tried open
00:52:02
the emergency exit door and the stewardess stuff.
00:52:04
And then he claimed that he actually wasn't trying to open the door.
00:52:07
Same old
00:52:08
he was only on a little bit of mushrooms
00:52:10
from three days ago, and he only almost tried to open the door,
00:52:13
and he pulled on levers that would have shut the engine down.
00:52:16
But like for some reason it didn't work.
00:52:17
So I think he might have mushrooms for his own.
00:52:20
Did he really do this point?
00:52:21
You know what actually didn't really do other than rabbit play?
00:52:25
Well, never fun.
00:52:27
He'll never be able to fly on a plane or a plane ever again,
00:52:31
or walk near a plane right?
00:52:35
How do you get around?
00:52:35
That's like you're always like ten feet away from a plane.
00:52:38
He's got a similar hairline is, you know, maybe there's a spider.
00:52:43
He's a give me Mandelbrot set or the kid.
00:52:47
Oh, I love me some kid.
00:52:51
I swear, once there's children involved,
00:52:53
once there's children involved,
00:52:57
you can just speculate on the rest of that sentence.
00:52:59
Are there any kids involved?
00:53:01
Oh, calm down, Bob.
00:53:02
There.
00:53:02
Are there. No.
00:53:07
Oh, I had it.
00:53:10
Hey, can you stop eating?
00:53:11
I'm like, that's so annoying. Yeah.
00:53:14
Or even worse, you're making the noise of eating without the benefit of eating.
00:53:18
That's just rude.
00:53:21
So, do you have any special guests on the show?
00:53:24
Oh, you like it?
00:53:26
You can call and there's comments and I'm ignoring.
00:53:29
I guess we got to get to our commenters.
00:53:31
So what's the story on the kid?
00:53:33
Nobody uses the bathroom with the gay bar door.
00:53:35
Said he did.
00:53:36
I had to, yeah, he had to grind Ryan some experience.
00:53:41
Even at my age, you never have to.
00:53:42
I pee my pants before I went to the bathroom in a gay bar.
00:53:47
I'm not sure if
00:53:49
you do go to the bathroom for drugs.
00:53:51
Isn't that. It's hard. Yeah, right.
00:53:53
They put cocaine, penis.
00:53:55
They're not like, dude, you got to do drugs.
00:53:57
It's this isn't a gay thing. Here, let me see your penis.
00:53:59
That's how it always did.
00:53:59
Yeah, I well, I mean, I've may have done a line or two blow up.
00:54:03
I could tell if somebody says you back
00:54:06
pain it. Anybody says penis.
00:54:08
You should worry about him. Penis.
00:54:11
I may or may not have done a line of blow or two off the back of a toilet seat
00:54:14
in a strip club, before it was in the back of the toilet seat.
00:54:17
It was the top of the tank.
00:54:19
Whatever. That's what.
00:54:19
Yeah, that's a yeah, that sounds way better.
00:54:22
Yeah. Gay versus the back.
00:54:24
Which side is the back by the face.
00:54:25
The toilet.
00:54:27
If if you think that's the front you're doing it wrong.
00:54:31
You're sitting on a rock. Yeah.
00:54:32
But you can eat and roll joint if you sit on it the other way.
00:54:36
I don't even.
00:54:38
Mind the angles.
00:54:41
All call a single song in my head.
00:54:42
There's a lid on my.
00:54:45
Yeah.
00:54:45
Has to visit all the after our bar there.
00:54:50
All the after hours bars are gay bars during regular hours.
00:54:55
It wasn't the after hours, but it post-Covid it's
00:54:58
technically is because it ain't open anymore. But
00:55:02
I don't know what must visit.
00:55:03
Is he saying Ryan, if you must visit all I love it.
00:55:06
Yeah, we were to. I had to catch up.
00:55:08
This is from like 1030 about the gay bar.
00:55:09
No. That's fine. My bad.
00:55:12
I always missed seeing that little cute honey.
00:55:15
Must visit.
00:55:16
Yeah, you must visit it.
00:55:20
I'm not going to Pontiac.
00:55:23
Bonnie. Yeah?
00:55:23
I wanted to ask this earlier.
00:55:25
Is that the area where the bars are? All around the same parking lot?
00:55:28
You park in the parking lot, you can go to,
00:55:29
like, 5 or 6 different bars around that.
00:55:31
Yeah, yeah.
00:55:33
Industry used to be there way back when.
00:55:35
That's how old I am.
00:55:36
Anybody remember what the name of that right there?
00:55:38
Yes, I remember industry.
00:55:41
Cargo and it's
00:55:48
What was the name of the venue?
00:55:50
I'm trying to pull it up now.
00:55:52
Taking your ass.
00:55:52
Lafayette grant, the Lafayette Grand Hotel there was this really cool.
00:55:56
Just like, stage venue that had kind of, like, tiers that would kind of come down.
00:56:01
It was somewhat of a smaller wedding when it comes weren't tiers.
00:56:05
I mean, I can show you video, but I just it's got my cousin's last
00:56:08
name on it because they had a big laid up sign I there that matters.
00:56:11
But was it out?
00:56:14
Son of a bitch is a flake.
00:56:15
Anyway.
00:56:17
Okay, the film under the bus.
00:56:20
I thought you were going to be tiling your barn floor today.
00:56:23
It's not my last name, so I had one prop.
00:56:26
It's this.
00:56:28
It's what you call a vitamin water bottle.
00:56:30
You had one job.
00:56:33
Seriously, you guys, did we talk about Elon Musk's UFO?
00:56:36
Yeah. It it it hides as a cloud.
00:56:39
It hides as a cloud. Yeah.
00:56:41
It's everything we thought a UFO is.
00:56:43
But he made one.
00:56:45
Well, of course, then he flew and then he flew it over the Jews.
00:56:49
Well, isn't he going to buy the network so they can cancel the view?
00:56:53
It has lasers.
00:56:55
It has a microwave.
00:56:56
So an F-35 comes up next to it.
00:56:59
If it flashes a microwave at it and melts the metal as the plane is flying.
00:57:04
But look, this is the venue and look, look.
00:57:06
Is it? My cousin is a flake. Anyway, look, it says flake.
00:57:09
Oh, why does it say flake?
00:57:10
Was it because. Are you a Kellogg?
00:57:12
You type it in there.
00:57:14
Never forget.
00:57:15
Never forget why Kellogg's made cereal.
00:57:20
Do you know why?
00:57:20
No. But, my my, one of my crew could not stop to curb masturbating.
00:57:24
Do you want to go to Elon Musk's UFO?
00:57:27
Because, so what he's doing?
00:57:29
I learned that on flat friends.
00:57:31
The, I learned everything.
00:57:33
Wedding at the wedding venue, the the father dance with the daughter.
00:57:36
My cousin was was the boy.
00:57:38
So the father dance with the daughter, and, he played,
00:57:41
I forget what song it is, but, loved her
00:57:45
first, killed her first that song.
00:57:49
Right. And whenever I hear that song, like,
00:57:51
I can't help but think of, But stop there.
00:57:53
I can't help but think of To Catch a Predator.
00:57:56
Yeah, I was thinking the same song right back to.
00:57:59
Okay. Yeah, I was, this would be really quick,
00:58:02
but, pedophiles don't like it when they.
00:58:04
I mean, sorry, the gays don't like it when you compare them to pedophiles.
00:58:07
Lawn one longest chat logs we've ever seen for 107 people.
00:58:13
And using the screen name lawn A20014, he tells her how to masturbate
00:58:19
and then asks her if she wants to see him naked.
00:58:21
She and Kamala Harris did this on his webcam.
00:58:24
He wants her to penis Kamala, would you like to see it up close
00:58:28
so you can get a better look at it?
00:58:30
Oh my God, yes.
00:58:31
Do you like it?
00:58:32
I did, I did. It's a massage.
00:58:34
Your buttons look.
00:58:38
Oh, so this is actually one of the hotter decoys, which she is of age,
00:58:42
but she's playing a younger shoot. This is chicks.
00:58:44
I think it's pretty. Thank you.
00:58:46
If this chick showed up, I might.
00:58:48
Then she was. Well, yes, but she's of age, so I can say that
00:58:52
I need to see her license and ID right now.
00:58:54
Yes I did. Where are they? Not in the truck.
00:58:57
Oh, what are they going to do in the trap if we're in here?
00:59:01
Well, well I actually
00:59:04
I remember being 18 and asking a girl for the fees.
00:59:07
You ask me for my license, you don't love me.
00:59:09
And I'm like, no, it means you're 16.
00:59:11
And show me your fucking license right now. Oh, son of a bitch.
00:59:13
You 16 never had that issue for I really didn't.
00:59:17
No chicks my age a little bit, a little bit.
00:59:20
No, I did, I was, I mean, I was 18, 17, 18, I was 18,
00:59:24
19 maybe I do I didn't know that was an issue.
00:59:27
Comfortable there. Hi, sir. How are you?
00:59:29
All right. How are you doing?
00:59:30
Yeah. There were some women that would lie about their age.
00:59:33
So what are you up to tonight?
00:59:35
And they never.
00:59:35
They used to never get carded at the bars because the
00:59:37
the bars would want the women in there.
00:59:40
Yeah. So I
00:59:43
just to cut to
00:59:44
my point here so that that gentleman there who's there to meet
00:59:48
this is him in one of those recorded recorded phone calls.
00:59:52
It's just a photo shot.
00:59:53
But this is one of the recorded phone calls that was put out after the fact.
00:59:56
From To Catch a Predator.
00:59:57
But use us.
00:59:58
So as we
01:00:01
it looks a little bit like, you know, welcome.
01:00:03
Oh, yeah.
01:00:04
Listen now, young, this chick is trying to sound,
01:00:07
oh, you know, make it going, but that's a whole.
01:00:12
There's a whole lot of men really like that sort of thing
01:00:14
for from love age women.
01:00:16
I don't know what men like you.
01:00:18
You say that from experience or.
01:00:20
No, no, I need pubic hair.
01:00:22
I don't even like a clean shaven vagina.
01:00:25
May freaks me out.
01:00:26
I think I just picked up proof, so I need proof of puberty.
01:00:30
Right.
01:00:31
So I think it doesn't work very well, does that?
01:00:34
Oh, my God, that looks like. Sure it does. It does.
01:00:37
It sure does. No it doesn't.
01:00:39
Yeah.
01:00:40
Yes it does because the shape of his eyes.
01:00:43
Yeah.
01:00:43
Coffee and nose.
01:00:47
It doesn't work very well. Does that.
01:00:49
Yeah.
01:00:50
It's going to look a lot like them next week.
01:00:52
If you don't have to play the bumper to up,
01:00:55
you dance and there's a bumper
01:00:59
or a stinger.
01:01:00
Think of think of the levity here with this grown
01:01:03
man singing this song to a 13 year old girl long.
01:01:07
And do I have to? Is there another option? No.
01:01:10
Yeah. No.
01:01:11
You in the world?
01:01:15
Yeah.
01:01:17
For her not long ago.
01:01:20
Well, this is awful.
01:01:22
She told me, but I'm changing the channel.
01:01:26
She's still.
01:01:27
Let's do it.
01:01:27
The world to me. Just so you know.
01:01:32
So be careful.
01:01:33
When you called my girl.
01:01:38
Change.
01:01:40
Oh, damn it, that's not the chorus.
01:01:41
This fucking bullshit song. Get to the Guardian.
01:01:44
Of course I don't know this song.
01:01:47
You will it for you, you know.
01:01:49
Oh, you know, I pray that she.
01:01:51
Everything that must go on.
01:01:55
And I'm not gonna stay. You son of a bitch.
01:01:59
No way.
01:02:00
Love to face, her face and,
01:02:08
Hey, what's the chicken to always be hers?
01:02:12
Yeah. What's up? This.
01:02:14
Isn't that really fucked up?
01:02:17
Yep. Yeah.
01:02:20
That's to Catch a Predator.
01:02:22
That's a different.
01:02:22
You know, when you play a grand.
01:02:24
I know, but it ties in with,
01:02:28
the topic.
01:02:30
Is this a fantasy football?
01:02:32
Don't it?
01:02:34
No. Thank God, this is NBA today, written by John Tesh.
01:02:37
Because we were doing a book.
01:02:39
Oh, God.
01:02:41
Give me, give me, give me the ball. Because I'm gonna.
01:02:44
Don't get
01:02:46
probably going to give you an answer trying to enter
01:02:49
like this desperation. You.
01:03:07
What what theme song is that?
01:03:09
The basketball team that ESPN, NBC.
01:03:12
Oh, yeah, the NBA on NBC or NBA on NBC.
01:03:17
All right, that's it.
01:03:21
Yeah.
01:03:21
Throughout the playoff.
01:03:25
Final for.
01:03:28
But then.
01:03:31
Here locally in Detroit.
01:03:35
I feel bad that we missed the last.
01:03:38
This is the kind of course we have to get with NBA.
01:04:15
All right.
01:04:18
And how do you need smorgasbord?
01:04:20
These are paltry calculations.
01:04:22
I mean, they're not poultry. They're prizes.
01:04:24
What are they?
01:04:26
Is that a game show?
01:04:27
Hold on.
01:04:28
Wait, wait. And.
01:04:32
I don't understand what this game or what it says about the basketball.
01:04:41
The basketball? Yes.
01:04:45
I purposely don't play SNL skits because you guys hate it,
01:04:49
I love it.
01:04:50
Oh, so no, because YouTube.
01:04:52
But the I hate it. I hate new SNL.
01:04:55
We play NBC or we play, NBA in in America they play.
01:04:58
Yeah.
01:04:59
But it Ping-Pong in the problem is Bangladesh.
01:05:03
Oh I see the tire.
01:05:06
So they just celebrated their Independence Day, and their job is to climb
01:05:08
up these grease poles.
01:05:09
And if they get a climb to the top, they get these prizes.
01:05:11
The prizes on top look like bicycles.
01:05:14
And, yeah, there's a bunch of different prizes.
01:05:16
A, Amazon box and a bucket of something cool.
01:05:21
Be going back to sitting on this.
01:05:23
I don't know if you go back to shoes, man.
01:05:25
Those are identical sitting on the NBC that actually was
01:05:29
originally a song that was from YouTube that NBC sold three bucks.
01:05:33
Get the box.
01:05:34
Like they all have the same things in the same order.
01:05:37
It's a tessellation.
01:05:39
Sure.
01:05:39
No it's not.
01:05:40
I mean, what does that mean?
01:05:41
There's Gibson, I see plenty of.
01:05:43
Did you pattern anything?
01:05:45
I see plenty of gaps. Plenty of gaps.
01:05:48
But if you we said hold on.
01:05:50
We said if you zoom those guys out earlier.
01:05:53
Yeah. Yeah. No. No gaps, no homo.
01:05:55
That's what the whole point.
01:05:56
There's just three rules to tessellations.
01:05:59
No. Yeah.
01:05:59
The homos. Alan Turing was a homo.
01:06:03
I know, but no gaps.
01:06:05
Oh I'm. And he was a homo.
01:06:07
And they they jailed them.
01:06:10
Yeah.
01:06:11
Okay. So no gaps promo.
01:06:13
Am I getting the wrong?
01:06:15
I don't like it when people use two homos.
01:06:18
Two homos.
01:06:18
You can have no gaps if they're doing or not heard
01:06:22
jailed him.
01:06:24
I saw that.
01:06:26
For what? It's sucking the dick or something.
01:06:28
No. For being attracted to a man.
01:06:33
He was caught like he was.
01:06:35
He can't caught arguing in the public.
01:06:39
Yeah, you look at that man.
01:06:41
For too long, the government tried killing him for thar crime.
01:06:45
Here's the part.
01:06:46
You're ignoring every vertex has to look the same.
01:06:50
Yeah, which means no gaps, motherfucker.
01:06:52
That's what that means. Every.
01:06:53
No. So like, so like the Epcot, they're triangles.
01:06:57
So you're saying the Jew, the Jew star one didn't count as one then it's got crazy.
01:07:01
So interesting.
01:07:05
But we change the law.
01:07:06
We change the definitions. We change. Right?
01:07:09
Yeah.
01:07:09
I mean, the law of Tesla is, you know, like, breaks,
01:07:13
boneless wings, the law of genetics, the law of gender.
01:07:17
I mean, seriously, the whole world is just changing
01:07:19
the definition of everything to suit whatever we want.
01:07:22
Yes. And, and now we're doing it to a tessellation,
01:07:26
which is something I didn't even care about last week.
01:07:28
And natural and boneless wings.
01:07:32
So that's a great thing to rant about.
01:07:34
We all know there's no such thing as boneless wings.
01:07:36
They're not going to all the trouble of taking out the bone of that wing.
01:07:39
It's just a breast piece, you know.
01:07:41
It's no, it's not, it's it's process chicken food.
01:07:45
It's all well, it's really what is that called because because unless you're
01:07:50
trying to turn one chicken nuggets it's there's no usually the wing is dark meat.
01:07:55
And when it all
01:07:56
all of a sudden turns into white meat, you know, it's quite confusing, right?
01:07:59
The leg is dark meat.
01:08:00
The wing is white meat.
01:08:02
If you order a white male, you get a wing and a breast.
01:08:04
If you order dark meat, you get a oh, the wing. Yeah.
01:08:07
I'm thinking the drumstick, motherfucker.
01:08:09
You got to remember, you can have eggs for your dinner legs for next winter.
01:08:13
I think I said winter. Yeah.
01:08:15
Winter winner.
01:08:18
Chicken dinner. I did chicken shit.
01:08:21
With the power
01:08:22
of nature to bring you to the end your life.
01:08:27
All right, well, before we.
01:08:28
Well, you can't say what you think. You mean.
01:08:29
You singing like you do this band, I know. Oh,
01:08:34
but I took it here.
01:08:34
We can play this one on YouTube because I completely ruined it.
01:08:37
I ruined it by chance.
01:08:38
Ruined it. So now.
01:08:39
Now we're officially stealing.
01:08:41
I know copyright, copyright has made us steal instead of transformative.
01:08:45
And now it's okay.
01:08:46
This one all the way to who?
01:08:48
Guys? Low lighting. Horrible.
01:08:50
And then you got to hear all you guys to. Oh.
01:08:58
Who doesn't know
01:09:01
that a man with the power of nature
01:09:05
can bring you to the end of your love?
01:09:10
A new show like like the folk style.
01:09:11
It's like.
01:09:12
Yeah, in my heart. Is that sure about.
01:09:15
If they don't, even if they say it's not transform
01:09:17
how they can fucking get the sack.
01:09:20
Yeah, they can fight the
01:09:23
because I didn't want to use the words chicken attack.
01:09:25
So I use gibberish like gibberish.
01:09:27
Not so chicken.
01:09:28
Go go go
01:09:31
go go chicken go.
01:09:33
Oh, no.
01:09:37
Go now fly you on the sky.
01:09:41
Yoruba chicken
01:09:43
and I already uploaded this to TikTok.
01:09:45
I can I got the notification.
01:09:48
With the power of nature.
01:09:50
You're never alone and you can let the run them off.
01:09:57
Every beast, every tree.
01:09:59
So good to see all the all the stars.
01:10:01
Yeah, yeah.
01:10:03
I used to be massively fucked.
01:10:05
Jimbo. Attack your right break.
01:10:08
Watch your back for a fly in the ointment.
01:10:12
Just don't kick.
01:10:12
You know, you just saw them do a giveaway.
01:10:15
Oh oh for you.
01:10:19
Can I call you here? I mean, the kid
01:10:23
now go.
01:10:23
Now. Looks like the guy from the sky.
01:10:25
Oh, the kid.
01:10:27
Oh, yeah.
01:10:28
He's laying down.
01:10:29
Yeah, the perfect at it right there. Yeah.
01:10:32
Oh yeah.
01:10:33
Seamless.
01:10:33
You're right.
01:10:35
Volume's all the same.
01:10:37
I give you all this chicken today.
01:10:40
We'll get flag for that. It's.
01:10:42
Oh yeah. For your dinner.
01:10:44
It's not. See you every week for something.
01:10:47
So might as well be some good Hitler.
01:10:50
Hitler bad. For the record, Hitler is bad.
01:10:53
Hitler bad.
01:10:54
Another bad way to look over.
01:10:56
All right, though, you think?
01:10:58
And, Tusk.
01:11:00
Tusk is here.
01:11:01
I love on flute and Japanese ginkgo.
01:11:03
Tony, I keep come on this.
01:11:05
I refuse to go.
01:11:07
Chicken. Go! Oh, chicken.
01:11:09
Don't go.
01:11:12
Go, chicken. Go, chicken!
01:11:14
Oh, no!
01:11:15
Oh, no, oh, no! Fly!
01:11:18
You own the sky.
01:11:19
Oh la la I really only hold, I only leave.
01:11:23
Oh, I go to Yoda.
01:11:26
Oh, it's very funny.
01:11:28
Oh la la I believe.
01:11:30
Oh know he's yodeling.
01:11:35
Oh I got a something
01:11:38
much higher I should go.
01:11:41
00I like,
01:11:46
how could we do much worse
01:11:51
010000000
01:11:59
yeah you fly album to promote the show.
01:12:03
Fuck the chickens.
01:12:04
Let's.
01:12:09
Do Detroit native.
01:12:11
If you're at home, please do not fuck the chickens suck.
01:12:14
You suck a handsome service guy. Why?
01:12:17
I never liked chicken pot pie.
01:12:20
I would like to see Asian man and chicken attack like this.
01:12:24
Like they need to do something nice.
01:12:26
And he says one more bad thing about chicken pot pie.
01:12:29
We're going to have problems.
01:12:30
Yeah, that's fucking nice. He's going to.
01:12:33
Apparently these these two have never been on the opposite side of a chicken attack
01:12:37
because if if they were, they wouldn't want.
01:12:41
No you know. No they wouldn't worry.
01:12:43
Eat them little Jerry, if you've ever been in a real chicken attack, man.
01:12:47
Because when that chicken head, it's the it's a cock fight.
01:12:51
It's chickens pecking at one another.
01:12:54
I thought they
01:12:54
were a little headgear and glove.
01:12:57
No. So what is that?
01:12:59
So that's why they call them Peckers, right.
01:13:01
And then they also call cocks.
01:13:03
What does that mean?
01:13:04
Did they become dick references?
01:13:07
And here's one chicken or the other.
01:13:10
I think it's gonna win the show.
01:13:13
Have you ever seen a chicken pecking?
01:13:15
And have you ever seen a really, really, really horny like teenager?
01:13:17
Fuck, no.
01:13:19
I've never seen a teenager fuck before.
01:13:22
How many kids have you seen?
01:13:24
One. One?
01:13:27
You. Me?
01:13:29
Yeah. And I looked like a chicken doing it.
01:13:31
I looked like a little. Yeah.
01:13:32
Oh, I know Bok.
01:13:39
Brother. Ha.
01:13:41
Well, God, I really I was that really what it was like?
01:13:44
Yeah. Yeah.
01:13:45
Feels like, you know, I make myself look good.
01:13:48
I mean, that was just the flavor.
01:13:49
It feels sorry for.
01:13:51
Roll the clip, baby.
01:13:53
I just looked at a chick and it was like black.
01:13:56
Yeah,
01:13:57
and all the chicken baby
01:14:00
chicken brain
01:14:02
where you feel.
01:14:04
Yeah.
01:14:06
The forges with place, right?
01:14:08
Like a black with eyes burning bright. You can't.
01:14:10
You probably know the way to take that.
01:14:12
Still will make its way.
01:14:13
I start to take the eyes I feels like I'm burning everybody.
01:14:15
Damn, I thought I need this birdie.
01:14:18
Trusted heart.
01:14:19
Fire, sweat drip slow steel eyes in the heat.
01:14:23
Blow it down their heart desire.
01:14:27
He strokes.
01:14:28
They can't say fire the blacksmith class.
01:14:31
It's like you know what I'm saying?
01:14:32
Fire in the steel. Calling its name.
01:14:36
What?
01:14:38
Wait, what?
01:14:40
He's crafting more than just a tool, but started to break the mold.
01:14:44
Because I feel what starts to penetrate, what scares me?
01:14:47
The highest steel, the saddest body instrument I need to know
01:14:51
this thing again. Made hot fire, sweat drip.
01:14:54
To see your eyes in the heat below.
01:14:58
You found it hard to watch.
01:14:59
Desire heat.
01:15:01
Can't say fire the blacksmith's crap.
01:15:05
It's like shit. Unchained.
01:15:06
Fucking the steel. Calling his name.
01:15:12
Fucking the steel.
01:15:13
Calling his name.
01:15:20
Sparks fly off like heated breath.
01:15:22
Between him and the steel.
01:15:24
There's no be right back.
01:15:25
I have to go find a new job done.
01:15:28
He feels the pull. What's the gun?
01:15:31
Give me much.
01:15:32
I don't know why I don't get that thing.
01:15:37
Oh my God.
01:15:40
Oh, no, it's still not wrong.
01:15:43
Don't we just the.
01:15:44
Just like,
01:15:48
0000,
01:15:54
cool.
01:15:55
But his body burns the rock and clean.
01:15:57
He twists and turns.
01:15:59
He takes it slow with trembling hands.
01:16:02
The tool of pleasure by his command.
01:16:05
Steel eyes.
01:16:06
Black was the last one.
01:16:07
Faith I sell for pleasure I'm on fire late
01:16:13
I fantasize about this back of Chicago.
01:16:15
Mercy, mercy me that mercy you like go I fantasize about this bag of Chicago.
01:16:22
Nice.
01:16:24
Yeah.
01:16:26
Yeah.
01:16:29
Yeah. He.
01:16:38
Asked flange earlier.
01:16:40
And you know what?
01:16:41
I've noticed a lot of these, a lot of these are,
01:16:46
a lot of lonely women complaining about their husbands.
01:16:49
I try to avoid those, but unfortunately, they're hard to shit.
01:16:51
I think you just blew them hard.
01:16:53
Two out of the water, right?
01:16:55
Shit. Wait. You know what?
01:16:57
We might pull the pressure on them and sell them. Shit.
01:16:59
Do you think my wife was a disc golf widow for, like, 17 years?
01:17:04
Whether hunters widow, that's how long she's been married to you or what?
01:17:08
No. I stopped three years ago.
01:17:11
I stopped playing disc golf.
01:17:13
I just saw the other week.
01:17:15
Oh, yeah, that counts when it's every five one.
01:17:20
Would you say something you do every five months is something you do regularly?
01:17:25
Yeah,
01:17:27
because it's a regular repeating pattern.
01:17:30
Yeah. Penrose tiling.
01:17:32
Come on,
01:17:34
dear Freddie as fuck.
01:17:37
What I was going to say. Oh, crap.
01:17:40
There goes the show.
01:17:42
Oh yeah.
01:17:42
So we were sitting again,
01:17:44
regardless of so if the topic applies, I try to apply it to the deer flag.
01:17:48
If it's an abstract topic, that doesn't matter.
01:17:50
Sometimes I just I when I Google it,
01:17:54
I google Dear Abby and then I just shove in the topic regardless.
01:17:57
So whatever comes up comes up.
01:17:58
So we start somewhat generic, but we dive deep.
01:18:02
So I do have I do have four of them I'd like to get through.
01:18:05
So okay a couple of them are pretty a couple of and pretty quick.
01:18:07
But here's here's the first one I say segment
01:18:11
to a wonderful man for 17 years.
01:18:14
Recently, I reconnected online with an old high school flame.
01:18:17
We have been talking about my own hometown,
01:18:19
which he which is where he lives.
01:18:21
So he never left home.
01:18:23
Oh, yeah.
01:18:23
Many weird, so many, so many things have changed except him.
01:18:28
I moved away more than 30 years ago and have been missing it lately.
01:18:34
Yeah, I grew up
01:18:35
30 years ago and I've been missing it lately.
01:18:38
While texting my old boyfriend.
01:18:41
So now she's texting him.
01:18:42
At first it was, Oh, yeah. Prof.
01:18:45
Former connection online reconnected online.
01:18:47
Other texting.
01:18:48
Unless that's just the what you call.
01:18:51
Please leave a message at the beep. Be.
01:18:55
My old boyfriend hinted that he loves me.
01:18:58
I have always felt like he was the one who got away.
01:19:01
Which he in which now he knows
01:19:04
we have discussed it and agree that we need to ignore.
01:19:07
We need to ignore our feelings.
01:19:09
Yeah, neither of us wants to hurt my husband.
01:19:11
Mean meaning
01:19:13
he's not that interested in her.
01:19:15
What I'm picking up.
01:19:16
The problem is I can't stop thinking about him and the what ifs.
01:19:21
It's me, grumpy and picky with my husband, whom I adore.
01:19:25
They.
01:19:27
Will this feeling go away?
01:19:28
And are we right to try to deny our feelings
01:19:31
assigned, leaving well enough alone?
01:19:35
Listen. Leaving well enough, you slut.
01:19:38
I would consider suicide.
01:19:43
I mean, in your position.
01:19:44
Geez, I wouldn't.
01:19:49
Oh. I'm
01:19:50
sorry, was that not enough advice that ended it?
01:19:53
And that is where she's at.
01:19:55
Honestly, she's, Emotionally
01:19:59
depraved, like, she is, like, all sorts of stupid.
01:20:02
Listen, that was a good first move on.
01:20:08
That is that literally the bar?
01:20:12
It's like, are you from inside a bar?
01:20:15
I used to do that occasionally. You get them live feed.
01:20:17
Usually I do it for, like, exotic locations and stuff,
01:20:20
but we have this view.
01:20:21
That's why I had to walk somewhere.
01:20:24
But then you get these weird.
01:20:25
You get these weird stores that have, like, live cameras for some reason.
01:20:28
And like, I used to do that.
01:20:30
It was kind of entertaining.
01:20:32
I'm a, I'm a, I'm a people watcher do segment on Fledge Rants Live.
01:20:36
Thanks. Yeah. What's going on?
01:20:37
I really tease maybe there's a fight right?
01:20:39
Cuz never been there.
01:20:42
We've got three more. Asked what?
01:20:45
Her hand is getting lower.
01:20:46
She's feeling that guy. Oh, she's so sweet.
01:20:48
She just realized her hand was between his legs and she put it back.
01:20:54
Oh, it's going back down again.
01:20:55
At the same time.
01:21:00
This is fascinating.
01:21:02
Why on earth would care about this?
01:21:03
We've got, like, the kids need a touchpad.
01:21:06
You can zoom in.
01:21:09
And we haven't gotten to the Mandelbrot Zoom yet.
01:21:12
I want to zoom in on the Mandelbrot set.
01:21:14
And while you know how it feels, now, you know how it feels.
01:21:17
Brady.
01:21:17
When other people shit on your topic, you bring me the table.
01:21:21
Yeah, I didn't have a problem with it.
01:21:23
I didn't have a problem with it.
01:21:24
I kind of want to zoom in and see what you're looking at.
01:21:26
I think it's adorable that you think I feel, first of all.
01:21:29
Secondly, right.
01:21:31
I don't know what you mean, because I just I was trying to Google
01:21:33
the Mandelbrot set, and I went back to close a window and I had an open bar.
01:21:36
Fuck you.
01:21:38
I had an open bar window.
01:21:39
So I thought, hey, we'll just look at this.
01:21:40
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you,
01:21:44
fuck you, fuck you like an asshole who gets away.
01:21:47
We all became the Brady duo that keep doing that.
01:21:50
Keep doing it, keep doing it. We'll play a song here, I got something.
01:21:53
Yeah. Hey, everybody, here's Brady over the top.
01:21:55
Who's a fucking asshole? He's over here.
01:21:57
I hate.
01:22:00
What's in here?
01:22:01
Comes the Blitzen here.
01:22:02
He's fucking asshole. He's over here typing.
01:22:04
Hey, Gary's a fucking asshole. He's over here typing.
01:22:06
Hey, Gary's a fucking asshole.
01:22:08
He's over here typing. Hey, Gary's
01:22:11
here. Right?
01:22:11
That is annoying.
01:22:14
We do it to touch children.
01:22:16
Oh, yes, yes, yes.
01:22:19
Oh, wait, man, don't shoving in my ass.
01:22:24
What's your point here, Gary?
01:22:26
Oh, this just happened.
01:22:28
This is not.
01:22:30
This is a live feed.
01:22:31
Are you just playing, like, a recording from this place?
01:22:33
And he doesn't know what he's doing?
01:22:34
It's like, God, we're having a guy.
01:22:36
Oh, he must have been on break. He must have been on break.
01:22:39
Let's see how good he is.
01:22:39
Oh, no. Let's judge him.
01:22:40
Yeah. Okay, okay. I've gotten around.
01:22:43
Oh, he's actually pretty good.
01:22:45
He's all by himself.
01:22:47
Did you notice his shirt? His shirt is.
01:22:48
Tell a test, lady.
01:22:50
Is that why he's here?
01:22:52
It's really.
01:22:53
It's absolutely correct.
01:22:54
That is a tessellated shirt that.
01:22:56
No, it's not.
01:22:57
As long as you break
01:22:58
the rules and ignore the spirals and ignore that there's a stripe behind it
01:23:01
and you don't know. I'm including those
01:23:04
that.
01:23:04
It's not that.
01:23:06
You have to understand the development of tessellation.
01:23:09
I told you it came from the Greeks.
01:23:11
It took him 2000 years to come up with something better.
01:23:14
It took him another 50 years to figure out that was wrong.
01:23:18
Now, another 50 years later, we're figuring out
01:23:21
there's there's a whole there's third dimension, fourth dimensional.
01:23:25
There's other dimensions of tessellation like that.
01:23:29
You're limited to one shape.
01:23:31
No, no overlaps, no gaps.
01:23:33
So in a world that, polygon,
01:23:37
in a world where there is no in a world where there's no advanced
01:23:40
creator or any like afterlife, what does that matter?
01:23:44
What does that hurt? Who cares? Oh, who gives a shit?
01:23:46
It's been.
01:23:47
That's all we get.
01:23:48
All we get is what we experience.
01:23:50
And why not experience life to the full.
01:23:54
And I think by experiencing patterns that connect
01:23:58
the I
01:23:58
would say they're a repeating pattern forever is not beautiful.
01:24:01
That's actually quite annoying after a while.
01:24:03
Imagine getting the same rumble over and over again forever.
01:24:06
You know, like fucking with forever.
01:24:09
Then that's the problem.
01:24:11
And the solution.
01:24:13
You actually could not fall into it forever.
01:24:17
Are you the right drugs?
01:24:18
You might. You're right.
01:24:20
It's like you describe that, sir.
01:24:22
What does that even mean?
01:24:23
If it fall into what?
01:24:25
As was getting sure.
01:24:28
Oh, like a it must be hot as fuck there.
01:24:30
But he still wants to wear pants in this gay little shirt,
01:24:32
so he's got a fan blowing on them.
01:24:34
Even I was blown away.
01:24:36
I thought we were done with this 90 degree crap.
01:24:39
I'm in Key West, he's in Key West.
01:24:42
Look out the sweat. He's got sweat.
01:24:43
I mean, that's frickin.
01:24:45
I will miss you in September.
01:24:47
It shouldn't be 90 degrees out. This is 90.
01:24:51
Is that sweat on his leg?
01:24:52
Is that a, like sweat? And it's also towards the crotch to
01:24:55
nothing.
01:24:55
Not his crotch. His crotch.
01:24:58
Are you looking at a bar?
01:25:00
This is a gay bar.
01:25:01
Yeah,
01:25:03
yeah.
01:25:04
No, I don't know.
01:25:07
Kind of a gay hat. Where, though?
01:25:09
Who is the fucking Indiana Jones?
01:25:11
Like, what is this? These guys slow down, bro, and hang at the bar.
01:25:14
They regretted sitting right front stage.
01:25:16
Now, look, they're trying not to look at him. Trying not to.
01:25:18
They're just like, dude, dude.
01:25:19
Yeah, right.
01:25:20
Well, because they don't want to tip him, but they're like, goddammit.
01:25:22
And we're like, right here. Yeah.
01:25:24
You dancers, let's see.
01:25:24
Let's see them rock out.
01:25:25
Let's judge the dancing.
01:25:28
This is a continues our breakdancing segment from Reagan
01:25:32
F minus
01:25:34
ten. These two women.
01:25:37
No, I'm afraid to say we,
01:25:43
one of them has facial hair.
01:25:44
Can I mean anything?
01:25:45
The name is.
01:25:47
Are you picking her up? What is it?
01:25:49
What is she doing? What is happening?
01:25:51
He's picking her up and she's trying to touch the ground.
01:25:53
Quick, Brady, switch real quick. Real quick.
01:25:55
What's happening?
01:25:56
I swear to my wife and I were at a wedding,
01:25:57
and we both thought we were dancing really, really good. Like, actually, like.
01:26:00
Yeah, she did not like that, I don't think.
01:26:03
And then we saw the video because there was a wedding
01:26:04
and everybody was dead. And you look retarded.
01:26:06
Well, we were, we were making it.
01:26:08
We were practically fucking on the floor.
01:26:09
And then you realize it. So.
01:26:11
Oh, I'm a little bit drunk and you think you're dancing,
01:26:14
so you should check yourself to make sure that's so.
01:26:16
Yeah. Like my cousin, my cousin and I.
01:26:19
So our newly
01:26:19
wife, we're not doing the fucking on the dance floor,
01:26:21
but they were making out and kissing a bit.
01:26:23
They were kissing a bit too much. It was weird.
01:26:25
He was giving them.
01:26:26
He was giving her them fucking the eyes like, so much.
01:26:29
And it's like, bro, we're like your mothers right over there. I don't know.
01:26:33
Wow. That later should have provided a free bar and played all the sexy music.
01:26:37
It's kind of your fault too.
01:26:39
This is before the bad.
01:26:43
No, there's.
01:26:43
This is dirty.
01:26:44
There's always during the first dance.
01:26:46
This is during the first dance.
01:26:48
It's kind of reminds me of the George story when, his coworker
01:26:52
got a blowjob as part of the party's entertainment.
01:26:55
Right? Yeah,
01:26:58
but which lady?
01:27:00
Allegedly. That's ignoring, like.
01:27:02
Like he's just like, oh, I really want a blowjob.
01:27:05
And it's just like, well,
01:27:05
the rest of the guests are here, sir, I don't think I know all your coworkers.
01:27:09
One damn dick. But, yeah, I don't know.
01:27:12
There's a reasonable I don't know if there's another room.
01:27:15
You can go there.
01:27:16
Yeah, yeah, that's d d
01:27:19
d f g h I j
01:27:23
k l m n o p q r
01:27:26
s g q p w x y and z.
01:27:31
Now I know my ABC.
01:27:33
Won't you come and sing with me and buy a vowel?
01:27:37
Come on, do not come.
01:27:39
Do not come.
01:27:44
To the.com.
01:27:46
Have you ever heard of the Rosicrucians?
01:27:49
They're the ones who came up with as above, so below.
01:27:52
As below, so above Hezbollah.
01:27:55
Hezbollah.
01:27:56
Above all, the rose bushes were like a secret.
01:28:00
As above secret pool mystics.
01:28:04
Yamaka Hezbollah was
01:28:07
practices, was reciting
01:28:10
little quips like as above, so below,
01:28:14
if ever you this this is dedicated to Kamala Harris.
01:28:17
You see.
01:28:18
Won't you come and sing with me?
01:28:20
I'm gonna come.
01:28:21
Do not come.
01:28:22
Do not come. Do not come. Do not come.
01:28:25
Do not come, do not come, dude, I come.
01:28:30
Do not I know if you do not come.
01:28:33
Take peace.
01:28:35
I've only heard this song on this show.
01:28:37
F g h I j k.
01:28:39
He says d twice.
01:28:41
Not sure he doesn't give the alphabet right.
01:28:44
You people there you x that is there.
01:28:46
You made another mistake.
01:28:48
A b c my my sister admits she thought elemental P was one letter.
01:28:52
Elemento is a. Yeah.
01:28:54
So, there was, Adam Sandler's, Adam Sandler's
01:28:58
audio CD was, I forget what the skit was, but it was, the one
01:29:01
it was a mobster guy, and he was like, oh, he was trying to teach his
01:29:05
nephew
01:29:06
about the ABCs while also, like, doing crime shit.
01:29:09
But he was like, they were all like, respect the elemento.
01:29:12
I don't know, you have to be.
01:29:13
You had to be there, since, since I wish I wasn't here.
01:29:17
Since you mentioned Jews. Gary, Gary's favorite Jew,
01:29:19
since he doesn't like if I bring ten to bring Jews.
01:29:22
And, I see you all been just zero
01:29:24
since you mentioned you don't like Charlie Leduff.
01:29:26
If there's time. No way, I love it.
01:29:30
I don't like him.
01:29:30
He started.
01:29:32
He started to compare Obama to Hitler.
01:29:34
And they blocked off our library because they the the
01:29:38
the Obama Hitler people like ten years ago would come in and try to protest.
01:29:42
Oh, so like the Obama Hitler personal, this isn't just something
01:29:45
that you saw on television. You were there.
01:29:48
I was there every day, dude, we had to walk.
01:29:50
I had to walk. You were at the library every day.
01:29:52
No, I
01:29:52
it was the way I would have to go to pick up my kids and walk past the library.
01:29:56
Okay.
01:29:56
I couldn't sure because they're they've blocked free.
01:30:00
They've free speech.
01:30:01
They blocked free walking
01:30:02
because people were concerned that they were going to be more fights.
01:30:05
People, Obama, Hillary City and beat up the Obama Hitler people
01:30:09
that went there because Charlie Leduff told them to the Obama Hitler people.
01:30:14
I don't think he compared Obama to Hitler a lot.
01:30:18
He's a Pulitzer Prize.
01:30:20
I don't, I don't I don't think that he would really if it was, it was in jest
01:30:24
or it was, we can't talk like Ben Shapiro without being smart, dude.
01:30:29
Smart.
01:30:30
Am I the only one?
01:30:31
So this is a Hitler mustache on him right now.
01:30:33
You mentioned Kamala.
01:30:35
You mentioned Kamala.
01:30:36
So, yeah, this is I said it just like that, too.
01:30:38
She wants no debates. She never wants to be factcheck.
01:30:41
She never wants to be asked a simple they're going to sit down
01:30:43
because you're so sure pain Trump's taller should be he following six words.
01:30:48
So why didn't you do it?
01:30:50
That's what I said.
01:30:52
That's what I said. Last answer then.
01:30:54
Because when you say why didn't you do it works for Trump
01:30:56
who was watching our show. So why didn't it works for Trump?
01:30:59
Four years ago? Two Trump had a chance four years ago.
01:31:02
You say you want to make housing cheaper, so why didn't you do it?
01:31:05
You're the vice. No. Now why didn't you do it? Do it now.
01:31:07
Today. Do it tomorrow.
01:31:09
Do I forget those tomorrow?
01:31:10
Okay, they were there.
01:31:12
They want to give some kind of 25.
01:31:14
I'm literally in the process of buying a house.
01:31:15
And they want to give some $25,000 credit to first.
01:31:19
I know if it's first time homebuyers or homebuyers, but it's like that.
01:31:22
They give a they give a, they give a $25,000 for for the home credit.
01:31:27
Do you know what housing is all going to do?
01:31:29
They're going to raise their prices by $25,000.
01:31:31
Right. Because that's everyone. That's it.
01:31:34
It's that simple.
01:31:35
But well, we'll let the Jew finish.
01:31:37
Speaking of the. Yeah.
01:31:38
Did you bring the Jew over housing market, which I do love the yamaka on him.
01:31:42
They change the commission for, don't they use the telegram?
01:31:45
Yeah, that doesn't really matter that much.
01:31:48
Honestly, my real my real estate agent was just like, we're just going to do 3%.
01:31:52
And I was like, yeah, I read the article and it's like it said specifically 3%.
01:31:56
It's like, I don't fucking know.
01:31:57
I that's what you guys want.
01:31:59
Sure, I'll give you a fucking 3%.
01:32:00
But they kind of stipulated that that what
01:32:03
that's what that's going to be is each.
01:32:06
Yeah. Whatever. It's go back to the Jew that's
01:32:10
it. Locked in and over and over.
01:32:12
Don't take any polluting one and think you're going to
01:32:14
finance who's the president
01:32:15
that you can look at his record and you can look at her record herself.
01:32:17
But again,
01:32:18
the entire goal is to obscure her record and pretend that she doesn't exist.
01:32:22
She she only exists as a concept.
01:32:25
So, yeah, there's not a bigger yamaka.
01:32:27
That's beautiful. Kamala Harris I think it is much larger.
01:32:29
She it is bigger.
01:32:30
Just a question. You can see it enough there to get a bigger where are you going.
01:32:33
And she says he does watch the show. Holy shit.
01:32:36
He does not out I called it I call it camouflage yamaka.
01:32:39
I'm like,
01:32:39
if you really care about your fucking religion, you should wear it
01:32:43
proud, you son of a bitch.
01:32:44
You can be impressive about what's going great.
01:32:46
Look, so what are you of David tiling?
01:32:51
We already did the Jew star thing.
01:32:53
Star of David tiling.
01:32:56
So what we do that we can
01:32:58
we can hop over really quick to the, other, thing.
01:33:01
So the DNC was, was happening.
01:33:05
Unless you already have it.
01:33:06
All right.
01:33:06
Number one, I don't think that's what you mean, but it looks like dominoes.
01:33:09
No, that second one is fantastic.
01:33:13
Is it the second one?
01:33:16
Sexy one with the square? No. Correct.
01:33:18
Yes, yes. Square like floor tile.
01:33:20
It reminds me of the Mandelbrot set.
01:33:23
These are repeating. These are overlapping.
01:33:24
And they're also like patterns within patterns.
01:33:27
Like what do you.
01:33:28
Oh, shoot.
01:33:29
I thought you noticed earlier.
01:33:30
I don't care.
01:33:33
What do you think?
01:33:35
That does not matter to me.
01:33:36
Whatever you is a concrete reason.
01:33:39
That doesn't matter.
01:33:40
What I want to see is a cool friggin pattern.
01:33:43
Brady, show me a friggin cool pattern.
01:33:47
I mean,
01:33:47
Tesla does lesion, all right, change the name of the show.
01:33:52
I don't care, not a continuation.
01:33:54
Give me the picture, give me the picture.
01:33:58
Give me the loop. Give me the loop.
01:34:00
Give me.
01:34:00
Give me a big full screen.
01:34:05
Mandelbrot zoom.
01:34:06
I sent one to the freaking, the show's phone
01:34:10
number, which is 5863 range three.
01:34:13
Call in,
01:34:14
tell us what we're doing wrong because something's clearly gone wrong here.
01:34:19
Tessellation. Tessellation.
01:34:20
Tessellation. Tessellation.
01:34:22
Tessellation. Is this.
01:34:24
That's all I wanted to say.
01:34:25
No no no no.
01:34:27
You know what? This is actually going good.
01:34:29
But you want red levers and try to open the emergency exit door.
01:34:33
This is going good.
01:34:34
We have breaking news, actually.
01:34:37
Okay, here it goes.
01:34:47
In. Breaking news.
01:34:51
Flash Rains Live has hit a new record.
01:34:56
No kidding.
01:34:56
Oh, that record is are. You know.
01:34:58
There it is.
01:34:59
Tell me.
01:35:02
We got a record amount of engagements on our last show,
01:35:08
but we normally get eight thumbs up.
01:35:12
We got eight thumbs up.
01:35:13
The maximum we've ever gotten is eight thumbs up.
01:35:15
We got eight things up and one thumbs down.
01:35:18
Now we got our first ever actual real hater.
01:35:22
So thumbs down.
01:35:24
I love it. Accidental.
01:35:26
It was like one of us.
01:35:27
It would have been.
01:35:28
But there's eight and then one thumbs down.
01:35:31
So that's a nine.
01:35:32
So there is an extra vote in there.
01:35:34
There's somebody actually dislike this, which I love.
01:35:37
Yeah I know I'm honored.
01:35:40
I'm touched I am too I've been working towards tuned in.
01:35:43
Yeah. Rather than watching one of the shorts and disliking it.
01:35:49
It's beautiful.
01:35:49
No, I tell you guys, take this thing seriously.
01:35:52
You should up some material.
01:35:53
I bomb out after eight minutes of monologue.
01:35:58
It's a like I've got some follow up material,
01:36:02
but I want to see a man.
01:36:03
Oh, God.
01:36:03
Zoom in, I.
01:36:04
Okay, so the phone number of the text.
01:36:07
I did it last like last Tuesday.
01:36:09
I looked I looked at last Tuesday early.
01:36:12
You look at a mailbox.
01:36:14
It's just a link.
01:36:15
It's just a YouTube video. Link it.
01:36:18
I see why you get up early.
01:36:19
We go back.
01:36:19
We're going to go back to public text for the last time here.
01:36:22
So, there was the DNC this weekend.
01:36:25
And, this was pretty funny because, Matt, Matt Walsh
01:36:28
to to, what or not this Matt Walsh with this whatever.
01:36:32
Whenever was that was.
01:36:34
Yes. On the show this week to try to promote his movie.
01:36:37
Yeah. This is fledge Ryan's exclusive.
01:36:40
And also,
01:36:42
we are we are
01:36:42
exclusively bringing to you The Daily Wire's YouTube content.
01:36:47
Yeah, but first I'll show you the, wonderful conversation that I had
01:36:51
with somebody shortly after I arrived at the convention on our first day.
01:36:54
And this is this is to, men with pink hair
01:36:57
and to promote his movie, and also to issues.
01:37:01
It's hilarious. He's doing this. This is this is a great conversation.
01:37:03
Cool shit to be.
01:37:05
Here's a quick snippet of that.
01:37:06
So are you part of the true artist?
01:37:10
Right? No, no, I like that part of the truth.
01:37:13
That's that's given over to Kamala Harris, Right, I know right.
01:37:16
He's not Partizan, but I'm advocating for her.
01:37:18
And that's like a nonpartisan way. Yeah, exactly.
01:37:21
If they say Partizan one more time, I swear to God, Trump
01:37:24
gets easier than a purpose. Oh, okay.
01:37:27
I want to I want to you swear to God Kamala is going to get it.
01:37:30
All right.
01:37:31
Haven't partizan farmers on the spot.
01:37:34
You know, because right now Bill is going to get in.
01:37:37
Right?
01:37:37
Right.
01:37:37
Continue to try that Jim Brown dude or racial justice.
01:37:41
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
01:37:42
Chameleon right to decolonize decenter your whiteness hands now.
01:37:47
Absolutely.
01:37:48
And everything you do, you have to think about
01:37:50
how do you do that on a day like daily basis?
01:37:52
Right.
01:37:53
That's the person who has access. Yeah.
01:37:56
She's explaining how to decenter your whiteness.
01:37:58
I'm gonna go a little overboard.
01:37:59
Yeah, let's hear it.
01:38:00
Let's hear it.
01:38:01
If I walk into a room and there are people of color in the room,
01:38:03
I want to literally not be in the center of the room. Yeah.
01:38:06
So I'm walking away. Yeah.
01:38:07
Yeah, yeah.
01:38:08
Just I'm not. It's not everyone goes up. Right?
01:38:10
And that.
01:38:11
No, that's super committed to it. That's,
01:38:12
I mean, I won't repeat it literally, which he did not mean literally.
01:38:16
Anti-Zionist, Jew of Ukrainian descent.
01:38:19
I'm anti-Zionist too.
01:38:21
I also, you know, identify as a type.
01:38:23
So, like all those things. Yeah.
01:38:24
You got a couple more you can say date.
01:38:26
You know, I'm not even allowed to say that.
01:38:28
You have a couple more points. Right? So you have.
01:38:31
No I have no points.
01:38:31
Well, well no, no, but you have an A cognitive.
01:38:35
So if you're not fighting
01:38:36
for reproductive justice as a man, especially as a straight man.
01:38:39
Yeah, that's some work to do, right?
01:38:41
Yeah.
01:38:42
I look around the world, too many white people.
01:38:45
Oh, absolutely.
01:38:45
Yeah, it's true.
01:38:46
Real people, black women who are organizing.
01:38:49
And I always like, wait,
01:38:53
isn't the organizing isn't that called a gang?
01:38:56
But this is an elite legal. Yes.
01:38:59
It's just like anybody can come.
01:39:00
But really, can they do they feel like they're welcome?
01:39:03
Do not come.
01:39:04
I don't want oh,
01:39:06
well that's great talk. All right. Yeah.
01:39:08
You told you of.
01:39:09
Yeah. We're gonna shake this. Well, yeah.
01:39:11
Because if it's a mask, I don't want to. We'll do that.
01:39:13
Yeah, I'll do that. Yeah.
01:39:15
All right, all right. Take care.
01:39:16
All right. Oh. Great discussion.
01:39:18
We seem to be on the same page, left on good terms.
01:39:22
And I was excited to walk around the convention, talk to many more people.
01:39:26
Many of them also wearing pink hair and Covid masks.
01:39:29
But unfortunately, after talking to one person
01:39:32
having a completely civil and intelligent conversation, you just saw it.
01:39:35
Maybe the mask man even, dare I say, becoming best friends.
01:39:39
I was nonetheless reported to security and escorted from the building
01:39:43
and told that I'm banned
01:39:45
for the rest of the week just because of that conversation.
01:39:48
So I've been requested to escort you out and asked you to leave.
01:39:52
And in the process, we're going to need a response back as well.
01:39:55
Oh yeah, why?
01:39:56
Because it's private property out.
01:39:58
I don't need to tell you why the people running the event is requesting that.
01:40:01
So yeah, they just want to get them to admit a event, run what they're doing.
01:40:05
And they want you out because you're because you're Matt Walsh
01:40:07
with the Daily Wire.
01:40:08
So you can't you can't be here.
01:40:10
Fine.
01:40:11
We don't want unbiased news being very friendly.
01:40:14
There was a bunch of fucking, You don't want to alternate opinion here.
01:40:18
It's not that I do do or don't like him, but he's.
01:40:20
He's being a troll right now.
01:40:21
And there were plenty of trolls I didn't see. It was great.
01:40:23
I got the t shirt for the event.
01:40:25
Lots of them got in and lots of them got evicted.
01:40:28
And we all. Yeah, lots of them got in.
01:40:30
Were able to come back tomorrow or
01:40:34
whatever.
01:40:35
It's almost like they love to learn and grow.
01:40:37
Yeah, lots of them.
01:40:39
Lots of them.
01:40:40
Get in some of them get back in person and an ally instead,
01:40:43
I was thrown out into the into the cold.
01:40:46
Do not come. And why did they treat me like that?
01:40:48
What did I do wrong? What were they trying to tell me?
01:40:52
You know, they said, please don't come back.
01:40:54
But I knew there must be a deeper message.
01:40:56
I thought about it, and I realized that I see the in the
01:41:01
must have meant.
01:41:01
Don't go back to who you were before.
01:41:05
Don't become your old self again.
01:41:07
Yeah. That's hilarious. Come back. You're not allowed.
01:41:09
Are you trying the convention?
01:41:10
They were speaking metaphorically. Poetically.
01:41:13
I realized so later that night.
01:41:15
I did go back.
01:41:16
Only this time I had learned a valuable lesson.
01:41:18
If you want to become B, you know.
01:41:20
Well, I'm going to come left wing, spend some time.
01:41:22
Come talk to anyone, or express any point of view at all at any point.
01:41:27
And I knew that everything would be fine if I just walked free speech.
01:41:30
As long as your speech agrees with everything I did with the crowd.
01:41:32
In fact, now I want to like,
01:41:34
see here in the footage that I'm not causing any trouble.
01:41:36
I'm just, not talking to anyone.
01:41:37
I'm not creating a scene.
01:41:39
I'm, I have been sitting.
01:41:42
I had a kicked him out for a while, applauding.
01:41:45
Yeah.
01:41:45
Everything was kind of point to the with, I guess.
01:41:47
But then as I was venturing around and we saw the lady go by, it's the lady
01:41:52
I know, right? It's the red hat.
01:41:54
I really unintentionally through no fault of mine, is hilarious.
01:41:56
Like, I stumbled right into the middle of a CNN interview with Senator
01:42:00
Chuck Schumer.
01:42:01
Well, nice work with all kinds of people.
01:42:04
And she was effective in getting things done.
01:42:07
One of the things she succeeded in, oh my God, insulin for a is it.
01:42:13
Now we're going to get it for everybody.
01:42:16
Haha okay, I would do that.
01:42:18
Anything for the show.
01:42:20
And that's the blame for a lot of things he does do is he's lost his bearings.
01:42:25
As we can see day by day.
01:42:27
He comes back one more time.
01:42:28
Yeah. You better.
01:42:29
Thank you for taking my words in those things.
01:42:32
They used to let you do that at the palace.
01:42:34
And they said
01:42:34
as long as you keep moving, you can like, just kind of stay courtside.
01:42:37
Yeah. Nosebleeds and go courtside.
01:42:39
Just keep moving. Right? Right through. It's there.
01:42:41
Yeah.
01:42:41
You're allowed to walk around and walking back in the same direction
01:42:45
and then turning around and walking through the shot again for a third time.
01:42:48
And you see that, and you think that, this was some ridiculous, immature,
01:42:53
intentional attempt to photobomb Chuck Schumer.
01:42:56
And frankly, I'm offended by the mere suggestion.
01:42:58
First of all, I'm in the media. I'm a professional.
01:43:01
Okay? I would never photobomb anyone.
01:43:05
Yeah, that's fine.
01:43:05
Whatever. That's hilarious.
01:43:08
Long story short, he's going to promote his movie.
01:43:10
But, yeah, it's pretty funny that he did that.
01:43:15
Take some guff, man.
01:43:15
That's like some type like Tom green type you.
01:43:21
When there's a dog team,
01:43:23
when does it become a real dog?
01:43:25
How do they do that?
01:43:26
Oh, wait. What do you mean whatever?
01:43:29
A man turned into a dog,
01:43:32
man. It's a it's a man.
01:43:34
It's a man.
01:43:36
It's a dog.
01:43:37
The freaking dog.
01:43:40
Can't walk.
01:43:41
You could walk with.
01:43:46
Any. I can't get the camera right there.
01:43:49
We can't slow down you. Yeah, we sure can.
01:43:52
Yeah.
01:43:53
We better be like, I want, I want the moment it changes I.
01:43:57
Because it's early.
01:43:57
So wait, you can name.
01:44:00
So he transitioned from a man to a dog.
01:44:02
That's pretty interesting.
01:44:02
So the first ever transition interspecies
01:44:06
the, for life expectancy.
01:44:08
That doesn't make as much sense as transitioning to a female.
01:44:11
But yeah. Go ahead.
01:44:13
Did you see the there's a mother that has a heartfelt video begging people
01:44:17
to stop calling animal control on her child that wants to be a kitty cat.
01:44:22
Wow. Actually, this is the zebra joke.
01:44:27
I know this is even creepier.
01:44:29
The giraffe one is just
01:44:33
not. There's a giraffe one.
01:44:34
Yeah.
01:44:35
Same dude, same song, I think.
01:44:38
Video scary.
01:44:40
So follow there little thing.
01:44:42
I can really become a Patreon.
01:44:44
So I know you want to believe in the afterlife
01:44:47
as much as you want to believe that this person turns into a dog,
01:44:49
do you want me to ruin it for you because I can, yes I can, I will ruin
01:44:53
the both the afterlife and the dog transition.
01:44:57
Oh, you, in one sentence.
01:44:59
Okay, so the afterlife thing, we're never sure
01:45:02
there's no proof that there is or isn't.
01:45:05
Okay.
01:45:06
Fair enough.
01:45:06
And the dog look at his hands.
01:45:10
Your hands just keep going.
01:45:12
To keep watching his hands.
01:45:14
Whose hands are the person?
01:45:17
That's.
01:45:17
That's got his hands
01:45:18
folded backwards for some weird direction to make them look like paws.
01:45:22
Okay.
01:45:25
Oh, are you still looking at him?
01:45:27
Yeah.
01:45:28
Did you see the light turn on? Yes.
01:45:31
Did you see it actually start to, like, morph at his toe or his. No.
01:45:35
I mean, he no,
01:45:38
I kind of want to look at the neckline a bit, but how do you even explain?
01:45:41
Oh, there's a mirror right in the mirror.
01:45:44
Yeah, well, they dropped the mirror.
01:45:47
Where does he go?
01:45:48
He's got to look because it was a it was a live performance.
01:45:51
It was done and over. They didn't expect people to be looking.
01:45:53
Yeah. This is America's Got Talent is life right. All right.
01:45:56
And maybe then maybe they should have expected it
01:45:58
that people will be watching it on TV too.
01:46:00
I didn't think of that. So my statement actually is taped.
01:46:02
They actually do tape.
01:46:03
Yeah.
01:46:03
You can you can see it's not a live show.
01:46:06
You can totally see the dog's butthole.
01:46:08
That is one.
01:46:09
The dog moves a tiny bit early and steps out of the straight guy strip
01:46:13
going from the butthole down.
01:46:15
Or is that just. Oh yeah, you see both it
01:46:17
because the person there never touches the human being.
01:46:21
So I would assume the human being is the is the mirror.
01:46:23
I've right.
01:46:24
I've never seen a dog with an actual human like butt in butt cheeks before.
01:46:29
Yeah, the the mirror gets lowered or pulled out of the way
01:46:31
and people always say, well, I can't see the mirrors
01:46:33
assuming the mirror is on the stage,
01:46:35
but the mirror is probably inches from the camera, right?
01:46:38
Changing, changing the entire video because the the the
01:46:43
the people watching the judges, good crowd freaks out.
01:46:46
They're not fake.
01:46:47
Yeah. They're the judges aren't going, oh, pretend like 20.
01:46:50
It's 2020 for David Blaine.
01:46:52
Ruined that for everyone because he he's like, there's no way we could have.
01:46:55
Brian. I've got the video people.
01:46:57
I ripped it absolutely does.
01:46:58
They absolutely do.
01:47:00
Why would I be involved in that?
01:47:03
Why would you?
01:47:04
Because you probably just got paid 500 bucks.
01:47:06
I just know what I saw happened.
01:47:10
Oh, now, look, it's definitely dog feet, right?
01:47:15
Yeah. Yeah. Of course. Yeah, it's a dog.
01:47:17
Now go back.
01:47:18
Go back to the transition.
01:47:21
I want to look at the neck.
01:47:22
Oh nice. The neckline more right.
01:47:24
The neckline. Yes. The neckline below.
01:47:27
Oh. Oh I see it right there.
01:47:31
Right there.
01:47:32
It's it's still a mask. Yeah. No it is not.
01:47:35
That is the dog.
01:47:37
Well actually actually it's both because it's
01:47:40
the mirror superimposing like, you know it's blurring.
01:47:44
Oh just fade fade in fade out.
01:47:46
Because look at,
01:47:46
look at the weird ripples that are to that are to the right of the dog.
01:47:50
And then you can see the unusual coloration
01:47:53
on the dog's paws that's a reflection off of the stage.
01:47:56
Oh, that's a reflection off of the stage.
01:47:59
That's so weird. They light right there.
01:48:00
Well, that's the dog's real. Yeah.
01:48:02
No, that's the dog. No. Yeah.
01:48:04
So the mask is.
01:48:04
Look at the mouth. No, no no.
01:48:06
The you know, the jowls.
01:48:07
It gives it away. It's a real dog
01:48:09
that is there to make sure the dog's making that exact expression.
01:48:14
You know, he always does that.
01:48:17
They, they do after they fashion the mask, after his usual.
01:48:22
Yes expression.
01:48:24
The dogs that he's panting. So he's been.
01:48:27
That's why the dog has his mouth open, the timing out.
01:48:29
Right.
01:48:30
And they they know how to work the dog.
01:48:32
Ready for there is supposed to.
01:48:35
Yeah, that was a totally different video.
01:48:38
What's happening?
01:48:38
I want to see the whole video, not a TV.
01:48:41
No, the other is the reverse.
01:48:43
Oh, there's a second one. Wait, what? Yeah. No, there's no further.
01:48:46
Those are the live rounds.
01:48:47
Yeah. This is one.
01:48:50
This is the best.
01:48:53
Oh, this is hot.
01:48:55
Excuse me.
01:48:56
I gave my gay bar one.
01:48:59
Start with this.
01:49:01
Why did you need a ride?
01:49:02
Why couldn't you get on them the other way?
01:49:04
Why couldn't you go towards the knees?
01:49:05
It's the same perspective.
01:49:07
Well, because we just realized the whole reason
01:49:09
for him coming up with this skit was just to get his friend to sit on his face
01:49:12
for a
01:49:14
lecture.
01:49:15
They know that right there. He's got talent going.
01:49:16
Fuck, we got to get it for ten.
01:49:18
Look, I'm still serious about this.
01:49:19
Oh, oh, yeah.
01:49:22
Straight up into the bum. He just cocked it.
01:49:25
Oh, I do that for the next podcast.
01:49:30
Oh, yeah? Why?
01:49:32
They play right.
01:49:34
And you fuck all the three face forward into the butt.
01:49:39
All this just knows for muddy the waters or shitty the waters.
01:49:42
If your nose is where it is.
01:49:44
So yeah, I think just to see you not pay attention to the mirror.
01:49:49
Oh yeah.
01:49:51
Oh, wait.
01:49:51
See it already blurred. The legs are already blurred.
01:49:53
Already done.
01:49:55
Yeah. They do it early.
01:49:57
Yeah. They need to look at this guy's face.
01:49:59
Was that a real person that was editing?
01:50:01
No. That was.
01:50:02
I live in Dallas. That's where that's from.
01:50:05
Unless that's where that meme is from.
01:50:07
Now, I've seen that meme. I've seen that gif.
01:50:09
Unless that's where that's actually from.
01:50:11
I just I don't know where originally from.
01:50:13
Oh, wait, that's pretty much it.
01:50:17
Yeah.
01:50:18
Don't worry, I'll try to get that.
01:50:21
Okay.
01:50:24
Yeah, yeah, he.
01:50:27
I assume everyone has down syndrome.
01:50:31
Fake pause break.
01:50:33
Unicorn.
01:50:35
Oh. I'm here.
01:50:36
You can't I never tell.
01:50:38
The fuck is this the same exact.
01:50:41
Yeah.
01:50:44
I, I oh, God.
01:50:48
That's all I know, right?
01:50:51
Yeah.
01:50:52
Like a CGI stage.
01:50:54
There's some things where some weird.
01:50:57
Oh, you're. So you're implying or inferring.
01:50:59
I'm not sure how to use the right word there that this isn't really happening.
01:51:02
What?
01:51:03
No. You're inferring that he's implying that this is not happening.
01:51:07
They've gotta step their game up and they're losing audience.
01:51:11
And so I think they're scrambling.
01:51:14
Yeah.
01:51:14
The other day I saw people dancing.
01:51:16
And then instead of dancing, they were dancing with their shoes on fire.
01:51:20
Oh, that's like what I watched.
01:51:22
I, my wife and I were watching it briefly.
01:51:24
I don't really watch that much of that kind of crap TV.
01:51:26
I was just passing through and I said, are they really to lead us to believe,
01:51:29
to not to be distracted from the shitty dancing just because they lit some fire?
01:51:32
Was it the who's the mean guy?
01:51:35
I don't know his name, Simon, I don't yeah, Simon said exactly what I said.
01:51:39
He's like, I don't want to shit.
01:51:40
I think he oh.
01:51:41
On America's Got Talent, Simon Cowell.
01:51:45
Oh wait, is he on that? Yeah, yeah.
01:51:46
The American Gordon Ramsay, Gordon Ramsay
01:51:50
is America's Got Talent or what's the other one, Howie Mandel.
01:51:54
Was he.
01:51:54
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
01:51:56
They both they both said, listen, we were distracted by the fire.
01:51:59
We liked it. But you're dancing. We expected more.
01:52:03
So I was right.
01:52:05
You can't hide good dance.
01:52:06
You can't have bad dancing with good fire.
01:52:08
With good. Two things.
01:52:09
I want to, leave
01:52:12
YouTube so I can start swearing.
01:52:14
And I want to see the kid in any.
01:52:23
My room.
01:52:23
Okay, fudgy.
01:52:24
Before we it to the other show.
01:52:26
So, this does tie
01:52:27
along with the Matt Walsh video and the Covid situation, so, yeah.
01:52:31
Beer flag.
01:52:32
Several months ago, I let the 40 or not.
01:52:34
Yeah.
01:52:37
Word by word,
01:52:40
this time to a very
01:52:44
serious go ahead.
01:52:45
I let the 40 year year 940 or 9.
01:52:52
Hey got off three one right away.
01:52:54
Oh, my lord, bub, you want to try this again?
01:52:59
Seems like the alcohol has something to do with it. New.
01:53:04
Sure.
01:53:04
Well, he started again.
01:53:06
And too much alcohol and everything. And
01:53:10
so maybe when we try that one more time, several months ago,
01:53:14
I let the 49 year old son of a dear friend move into my basement.
01:53:18
Jason pays me rent plus utilities.
01:53:22
Last week, when he was drinking, he informed me that he was not vaccinated
01:53:27
for Covid since my husband passed away with Covid in his system.
01:53:32
Two years ago, I told Jason he would need to get vaccinated
01:53:36
or find another place to live, but now I'm not sure he remembers the conversation.
01:53:41
How should I handle this?
01:53:43
I don't want to.
01:53:45
I don't want to alienate,
01:53:47
alienate his mother or him whom I love like a son
01:53:51
over this signed health conscious in Colorado.
01:53:55
Wait a minute. Self-conscious. You.
01:53:57
You love your mother in law like a son.
01:54:01
It doesn't even make sense in her 49 year old son.
01:54:04
Like a friend. Oh, I get it. You're saying.
01:54:06
Oh, yeah.
01:54:07
Okay.
01:54:07
So, Okay, I'm here.
01:54:14
No you're not.
01:54:15
There was something she said that was so sketchy.
01:54:18
It was like, it was very short several months ago.
01:54:20
I like the 49 year old son of my mother, because we were running deals
01:54:23
last week when he was drinking for me that he was not vaccinated for Covid,
01:54:26
hasn't passed away with Covid in his system.
01:54:28
Two years ago, I told Jason he would know. Yeah, yeah.
01:54:30
Okay.
01:54:31
So yeah, that's the part, dying with Covid
01:54:34
in your system is just dying
01:54:37
during a global pandemic.
01:54:39
I mean, everyone's got Covid in their system, I think.
01:54:43
And then we get older.
01:54:44
It she doesn't realize that she's like, didn't die from Covid related symptoms
01:54:48
or Covid. Oh.
01:54:58
Disclaimer
01:54:59
the unfiltered and crude proclamation of jabber speech jibber
01:55:02
folks, listen up before we dive deeper into this circus of crudeness.
01:55:07
Wait, so he was he was hit by a car, and then they found out he had Covid,
01:55:13
right?
01:55:13
Exactly like the car accident.
01:55:16
So it got worse to one.
01:55:17
He fell off a ladder and broke his neck and died.
01:55:21
So cash, way more cash if they said that, right?
01:55:24
Yeah. Like seven grand.
01:55:26
Like a lot of money. Yeah.
01:55:27
And you know who's, responsible for, pulling a lot of that information out?
01:55:31
Why would the state of Michigan, you know, who's responsible for for,
01:55:35
a lot of the lawsuits that I go to, bringing out a lot of that information
01:55:39
and suing the our state government to get those numbers.
01:55:43
Charlie. The fucking dove.
01:55:45
Roll the fucking prick.
01:55:49
Oh, responsible.
01:55:51
Yeah. That's good.
01:55:54
But I thought I was rolling the clip break.
01:55:57
I know, I thought it was too.
01:56:04
Disclaimer
01:56:05
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01:56:08
I want to play the new.
01:56:18
All right, folks, listen up before we dive headfirst into the circus
01:56:22
of prudence and uncensored banter, here's our no nonsense disclaimer.
01:56:25
So to the side of flat humor,
01:56:27
look, we're here for a good time, not a politically correct time, all right?
01:56:30
In this crazy world with snowflakes melting. It was a critique.
01:56:33
We're just trying to spread some joy without stepping on too many toes.
01:56:36
So here goes.
01:56:37
One is let's get ridiculous.
01:56:39
The sole purpose of our discourse, be it from guest hosts or any random loud
01:56:43
mouth, is to tickle your own teeth.
01:56:44
Your great to a mirthful existence.
01:56:48
Any semblance of seriousness is purely accidental
01:56:51
article to offending everyone equally.
01:56:55
We're equal opportunity offenders, all right.
01:56:57
We don't give a hoot about your gender, race, religion unless you prefer catsup.
01:57:01
Dogs.
01:57:01
We're here to roast everyone from politics.
01:57:04
It's just one sock, so no one's safe.
01:57:07
Not even grandma's apple pie ought to go to political correctness.
01:57:10
Listen, we ain't here to hold your hand or sugarcoat it.
01:57:12
This old Microsoft engine. Tough luck.
01:57:15
We're not responsible for any ruffled feathers or hurt feelings.
01:57:18
But, hey, if you can take the heat promises,
01:57:20
they show some belly laughs and maybe a couple of snorts.
01:57:23
I thought.
01:57:32
For the tales, rumors and downright lies you hear here, I fiction.
01:57:36
It was a $3 bill. Any resemblance to real life?
01:57:39
Was that so?
01:57:39
People, whether alive, are pushing up daisies.
01:57:42
It's purely to what? The devil.
01:57:43
And probably the result of us hitting the bottle too hard.
01:57:46
We're pretty sure the earth is round.
01:57:48
Honestly.
01:57:49
Who cares? Seems like the album art is fine.
01:57:52
Pretty.
01:57:52
It's why not parody and satire of bread and butter, folks.
01:57:55
Any likeness to actual people of characters is just us having laughs.
01:57:59
No reason for a lawsuit when I not be the smartest cookies in the jar.
01:58:02
Oh sure. No trouble.
01:58:05
So in closing, if you've made it this far without getting your undies.
01:58:08
Yeah, that you are our kind of people.
01:58:10
Which is. Yeah.
01:58:11
Yes, the question
01:58:13
I remind everyone that life is short are serious all the fricking time.
01:58:17
So buckle up, buttercup, and get ready for a wild ride to the absurd round about
01:58:20
your friends
01:58:23
wondering if it was up to flag fly.
01:58:26
What's up buddy
01:58:28
jibber?
01:58:30
Join us!
01:58:31
Okay, so homage rants I haven't left yet, so don't swear yet.
01:58:34
Don't swear.
01:58:35
Yeah, I'll push rants with flash flag
01:58:38
flash black friends, this is your chance.
01:58:42
You'll just change it.
01:58:43
Real transcriber let's change the name of the show to F France or pronounce France.
01:58:47
It will be France.
01:58:48
Oh, we should have been there during the Olympics.
01:58:51
We were probably got more clicks, but France.
01:58:55
France, my friend, have a prize for France.
01:58:58
I love it, Franz.
01:59:00
All right, we're off.
01:59:02
Oh. All right. Bye.
01:59:04
I already said as above, so below.
01:59:06
But, I'm not doing that now. And.
01:59:14
Did I do that?
01:59:15
Did you do that?
01:59:18
Ladies and gentlemen,
01:59:19
let's get ready to
01:59:25
the rumble.
01:59:27
I hope that you ready to rumble.
01:59:29
Oh, you ready to rumble?
01:59:33
I was trying to engage with that browser, and I clicked that.
01:59:35
You ready to rumble? I hope you're ready to rumble.
01:59:38
I hope you do rumble.
01:59:40
I hope you ready to rumble.
01:59:41
I hope that you ready to rumble.
01:59:43
I hope you ready to rumble.
01:59:45
No, I do not.
01:59:48
You don't hope so.
01:59:49
I'm hoping that we're ready to rumble.
01:59:51
No, I never knew that.
01:59:52
I honestly never knew that.
01:59:54
Well, now you know
01:59:56
it's true.
02:00:01
I like having conversations with nobody.
02:00:04
Actually, to be honest about that.
02:00:06
That is the most intelligent conversation I've had all day.
02:00:09
Good for him.
02:00:10
It's a little fucking book.
02:00:14
But, yeah.
02:00:21
Dear, glad you.
02:00:23
My husband of almost 40 years is not well.
02:00:26
He has been a good provider, but his life stories are heavily laced with lies.
02:00:31
That has been very difficult for me to live with.
02:00:34
I believe he will die before I do, and I'm uncomfortable
02:00:37
about holding a service.
02:00:40
About holding a service for him.
02:00:42
His obituary would be filled,
02:00:44
his obituary would be filled with half truths and lies.
02:00:47
Because of his work positions,
02:00:51
it would be.
02:00:52
It would be expected that we have a service,
02:00:56
which is weird.
02:00:57
I don't know exactly what that means, but I wouldn't know what to say
02:01:01
without the probability of repeating his
02:01:04
lies.
02:01:06
Have you any suggestions how this could be handled?
02:01:08
Sign lawyer's wife in California
02:01:11
service is, strictly, Protestant.
02:01:15
Mandelbrot zoom in.
02:01:20
So don't get distracted.
02:01:23
I know, I know, how do you not get distracted?
02:01:26
Let you read on that?
02:01:28
I look at the repeating patterns and then it, like, zooms
02:01:31
in on the same repeating pattern and it repeats inside itself.
02:01:35
It's trippy,
02:01:38
right?
02:01:39
Microscopic zooming.
02:01:43
Right? That's what I'm talking about.
02:01:45
There's the book I watched the whole two hour video
02:01:47
on microbial today through the Mandelbrot set.
02:01:50
Whatever. That's the Buddha one, right?
02:01:51
It looks like it's the Buddha one. Yeah.
02:01:53
And then, the, what I call the Valley of Elephants.
02:01:58
There.
02:01:59
It does look like waves called.
02:02:01
You just made that up the valley of the elephants.
02:02:04
Look up Valley of the elephants.
02:02:06
But you're talking about this right here. These are like trunks that.
02:02:08
That's the valley of the elephants. Or did. That was just.
02:02:11
You just happened to say that there.
02:02:12
Do you want me to go back and show it on my tablet?
02:02:15
Now, look, that's not it.
02:02:16
What you're saying right there.
02:02:17
It looks like a valley of elephants to me.
02:02:19
It looks like waves to me.
02:02:22
Oh, see, I see the trunk. Right. Wait.
02:02:23
I see the trunk right here. Valley of the elephants.
02:02:28
Sorry, I'm hypnotized in the
02:02:31
Mandelbrot set.
02:02:39
Valley of the elephants, man.
02:02:40
All right.
02:02:40
Zoom it.
02:02:45
Elephant Valley zoom.
02:02:47
Got it.
02:02:49
Yeah.
02:02:49
I'm trying to find one of the easy
02:02:50
draw videos of the decent Mandelbrot set I used to use those for.
02:02:54
Yeah. What do you.
02:02:55
What do you get when you cross a rhinoceros and an elephant?
02:03:00
Elephant Valley zoo.
02:03:03
Olaf, I know.
02:03:08
Great.
02:03:09
Let me let me make that full screen.
02:03:11
That's definitely going to go right.
02:03:13
Yeah.
02:03:13
I actually oh, go and have it.
02:03:18
Oh your reflection.
02:03:20
There you go.
02:03:21
Oh I look, we can really
02:03:22
we can see Gary's full burn there in the reflection of his tablet.
02:03:26
There we go.
02:03:28
That looks kind of cool.
02:03:29
Yeah. Reflection.
02:03:31
This is a barn, right.
02:03:33
Private chat.
02:03:34
Here's, actually easy draw with a lens.
02:03:37
Well, yeah, that is using a digital elephant.
02:03:40
Nothing in there.
02:03:41
Looks like an elephant desk.
02:03:43
Can you give me a river set?
02:03:46
Go to the private chat.
02:03:48
All right.
02:03:49
I'm going to scan a video with a layover of of, of a man over outside
02:03:53
because, my brother brought me a dashcam and the dash cam over the rail for us.
02:03:57
That sounds fascinating.
02:03:59
Show me. Draw these.
02:04:00
You should have seen these plenty of times.
02:04:03
Oh, I don't I only read the most recent new.
02:04:09
Oh, the thing before, it wasn't that chat.
02:04:12
Not in that chat.
02:04:13
I was never a Lenny Kravitz fan, but somehow that's kind of.
02:04:15
I forget what, inspired me to fuck around with this, but it's just a sample.
02:04:21
You got to fuck around to find out.
02:04:23
Yeah, right.
02:04:23
I like, I just, I like sampling. It's easy.
02:04:26
We say, whoa, not a dollar more.
02:04:29
Make me feel I can say boob.
02:04:31
Same dude dropping pounds.
02:04:34
But you guys think totally different than I do.
02:04:36
Yeah,
02:04:37
not even want me to look them up in the pool.
02:04:40
Who doesn't have their favorite boob?
02:04:43
Who has their favorite jug in a rap song?
02:04:46
Who has their favorite dude?
02:04:47
The bird in the air?
02:04:49
I'm my favorite dude is how much better we not me, man.
02:04:53
I'd rather be with the worst boob than the favorite dude who ride eight bars.
02:04:57
And then?
02:04:57
Then who raps eight bars and then explains in the next eight bars what their first
02:05:02
eight bars met, what you do, you just like currently, right?
02:05:07
You had because your message is clear.
02:05:09
Well, yes,
02:05:11
it's clear to you, but it's not clear to anyone else.
02:05:12
You got to make sure that's clear.
02:05:15
Okay, so much so, would you rather there's a metal by zoom in?
02:05:20
Would you rather have a hand for dick or dicks for him?
02:05:23
Oh, you gotta go. All hands on deck.
02:05:27
But then you can't ever masturbate or come or.
02:05:30
No, no, no. Okay.
02:05:31
All right. Shut off, turn off, turn off.
02:05:33
Video over.
02:05:34
Have you orgasm from every single debate?
02:05:37
Go debate. Go. Gary, what's your position?
02:05:40
That would be a dicks for hands.
02:05:42
Your hands or dicks orgasm is gonna go all hands on deck.
02:05:45
And I'll tell you why. Hold on. We just.
02:05:47
We just got to set.
02:05:48
We got to set.
02:05:49
We got to set the stage.
02:05:50
All right, so get your separate fallacies.
02:05:53
No questions at hand. One.
02:05:56
It's a hand. Nothing comes.
02:05:58
Can we get can we get three questions from each one of us.
02:06:00
Right. One question each.
02:06:03
Gary, did his hands or feet.
02:06:07
No, no. This one.
02:06:08
Which one would you rather have dicks for hands or dicks?
02:06:11
Were feet a feet, I guess
02:06:14
I thought you said hands earlier.
02:06:16
Yeah. All hands on hands or feet I want.
02:06:18
No, I'm keeping the hands.
02:06:20
Hands are the things you keep in the text messages, I swear.
02:06:23
You said you wanted to hand all hand text message.
02:06:27
I said, dude, you rather have.
02:06:28
Now you're changing text.
02:06:30
No no no no no.
02:06:31
Never changing. Always hands.
02:06:33
Would you look at my hands.
02:06:34
I think I said one word. Hands is hands.
02:06:38
We had a hand or. No, I thought it was getting your hands.
02:06:41
You still have your hand.
02:06:42
Could have been lose your rear. But, man, you got to go.
02:06:44
Hands. You're right. Yeah.
02:06:46
You still have your regular dick, but do you have dick hands to defeat you?
02:06:49
No, no, no, you lose that and get a hands there.
02:06:52
Yeah, okay.
02:06:52
Whoever gives a fuck where your dick is, it doesn't matter.
02:06:54
You have dicks for hands or dicks for feet, which will correct you.
02:06:58
Write the check?
02:06:59
No. Then you don't know.
02:07:00
But which would you rather have? Hands.
02:07:05
I still go hands.
02:07:06
He you're going to be.
02:07:07
He doesn't taste him, Dick.
02:07:09
He does. I want you to clip them. You're going to want.
02:07:11
You're going to be I want.
02:07:12
No my hands Dick your feet.
02:07:14
I want dicks or feet.
02:07:16
I want to it.
02:07:17
So I like my.
02:07:18
Don't you know, you said you want to take your hands.
02:07:20
I thought you said you want takes for hands.
02:07:22
That's what you just said.
02:07:23
And. No, no. Yes, I can play back.
02:07:26
Yes, it is what it is.
02:07:27
All the time you want. And I still answer hands.
02:07:29
You get rid of regular hands.
02:07:31
The important part is the dick, not the hands or the feet.
02:07:33
Change it. Whatever. Hands or feet are interchangeable.
02:07:35
Dicks are not hands.
02:07:37
The the answer is always dicks.
02:07:40
No hands.
02:07:41
So what?
02:07:42
I basically just asked you, would you rather have two dicks or no dicks?
02:07:45
All hands, hands, all hands changing.
02:07:47
All right, I'm not changing anything. Hands.
02:07:50
Always hands.
02:07:50
I've always said here I see what you're saying is you saying.
02:07:54
Yeah, you didn't go back far enough hands, but so.
02:07:57
So maybe I misinterpreted you. Maybe. You all right?
02:07:59
So what, you're going to have your baby. You're saying I'd rather have,
02:08:04
like, hands over hands?
02:08:05
There's one word. You doing whatever you said.
02:08:07
I'd rather all hands me.
02:08:08
Meaning I got all my hands on deck.
02:08:12
Is like a five hands.
02:08:15
We're just, you know, some fun to it.
02:08:18
So you rather step on your dick than constantly taste your dick? Yep.
02:08:23
Absolutely. Are your balls. Where do your balls go?
02:08:25
Only way higher.
02:08:27
What have you step on your lobes?
02:08:29
I don't know, what do you think you're going to step on them?
02:08:31
Because at your heel, they're at your heels.
02:08:33
You know.
02:08:34
Then I didn't like balls like this.
02:08:36
Go with you. Just need to make sure you take my hand.
02:08:38
If you drag your feet, if you don't step on your
02:08:41
if you like your feet, you don't step on your balls.
02:08:43
In your balls.
02:08:45
If you drag your finger on
02:08:47
your balls, but then you're on your dick on the ground.
02:08:51
What are we doing by assuming the,
02:08:54
I assume, the bottom side of your dick, where it's the more sensitive area,
02:08:56
is going to be where the ground is. Right?
02:08:58
So, I mean, what kind of shoe, what kind of shoe can we create that
02:09:02
can accommodate the dick and ball combo for feet?
02:09:06
Now, would she rather have dicks where your feet are or a foot where your dick?
02:09:10
I don't think she's going to matter.
02:09:12
I think the the hands are going to be more, I know, think she's got a better.
02:09:16
Oh I knew what she I knew what? Yeah.
02:09:18
That's brilliant. Perfect segway did.
02:09:21
I didn't mean to say that, but that is really the kid.
02:09:24
And I got very inspected.
02:09:26
Oh, let's go to the kid roll.
02:09:27
We're going to video segment.
02:09:29
This is your in the kid get married.
02:09:31
We're in the parking lot.
02:09:33
You might get married in this segment.
02:09:35
Who is
02:09:36
not ready for we tied the knot.
02:09:40
In this corner at 123 pounds with safety glasses
02:09:44
and a will to not just melt plastic, but also make our kids.
02:09:47
And every known that the kid was beyond years.
02:09:50
Well, my mom did.
02:09:53
What big kid?
02:09:55
Now if there's children. Perfect.
02:09:58
I know we've got kids involved.
02:10:01
Let me know.
02:10:01
And you're already all right.
02:10:03
No, I'm completely unprepared.
02:10:04
I just had a minute to drop.
02:10:06
No, we've got a segment to be all right.
02:10:08
No. I'm complete, so hold on.
02:10:09
Pause. Perfect.
02:10:12
Yeah.
02:10:12
Can you think in the future, can we get him to at least
02:10:16
take his head off for two seconds? Just kind of like.
02:10:19
No, like, let it let it just just let it go.
02:10:22
It'd be all right. Just let it hang.
02:10:23
He's got an hour of footage of him shake his head.
02:10:27
Have you ever suspected the sun had been on his face and not on the on the hat?
02:10:31
Oh, no. Hold the beat.
02:10:33
He's hatless man.
02:10:35
Go back!
02:10:35
Pull the video, you idiot!
02:10:38
One step. It's one step above this. Right?
02:10:40
Which show? Which episode?
02:10:42
Is that what he's doing?
02:10:46
He's never been hat.
02:10:47
I'm a header. I know he seems like a hack.
02:10:50
My last
02:10:52
head off in my last party in May.
02:10:55
I remember I got so drunk that I couldn't debate him.
02:10:58
No, I was a bear.
02:11:00
He was hatless.
02:11:01
I purposefully didn't show.
02:11:03
I've recorded it for the show.
02:11:05
I told you no.
02:11:07
I did have other shit to do.
02:11:08
But I also didn't purposely show it.
02:11:11
But I also had other shit to do.
02:11:13
I forget what the entire life.
02:11:14
If you ever accidentally showed up somewhere.
02:11:17
Yeah, at the time.
02:11:18
Yeah.
02:11:19
What do you guys.
02:11:21
I'm having a party here on Sunday.
02:11:23
It's a fantasy draft party, but you'll know the.
02:11:25
Wait. What? Dogs will be here?
02:11:28
I haven't gotten invited
02:11:30
to a fancy dress party, and you don't have to drive the team.
02:11:33
But I do want you to show up at my place on Sunday.
02:11:37
Any time. Yeah.
02:11:38
I haven't been invited to play, which is fun.
02:11:41
Perfectly content.
02:11:42
Oh, I hate it.
02:11:43
I want to record. Hated what? I would get invited to play.
02:11:46
Actually, I would get forced to play because no one else would. Why?
02:11:50
You don't have to play.
02:11:51
And we've got team.
02:11:52
I know that's what I'm saying. Oh, yeah. Drink with us.
02:11:55
I haven't been invited in years.
02:11:56
I don't know, I feel awkward, I don't know you guys anymore.
02:11:58
Who I know that's what I want.
02:12:00
I don't know if it's a reunion reunion tour and video recording.
02:12:05
Hold on. He's completely gone. A kid is talking.
02:12:07
Look how upset he looks.
02:12:09
I know, looks like I said on CNN last week, remember?
02:12:12
Look how I talk over my shoulder like, oh, don't matter.
02:12:15
Like. So what's behind me?
02:12:17
You remember, here we get some, you remind me of the fear is Shoeless
02:12:22
Joe hates me. Yeah. Awesome.
02:12:24
Cause, I mean, to the kid.
02:12:28
I like it.
02:12:28
Let's go. I'm intrigued.
02:12:30
Should we do comments first? That has to do with.
02:12:31
No, no, I'm going to shut the fuck up because this is intriguing them
02:12:34
completely unprepared.
02:12:36
You look just like Kermit the Frog.
02:12:37
You are channeling Kermit the Frog in this interview, I am Kermit.
02:12:40
No. We've got a segment on the show that we, We like to answer comments,
02:12:44
but the show itself, has we have we met?
02:12:48
You just mentioned Kermit.
02:12:49
Respond to that. Yeah.
02:12:50
This is the kid.
02:12:51
Yeah. Hi, guys.
02:12:52
I, I listen to the last week's podcast, and, I heard you listeners.
02:12:57
Oh, my God, find only one show.
02:12:59
And, you know,
02:13:00
I know I'm a dumb ass for buying, and I don't want to pay $7 for a slice of pizza,
02:13:04
but I figured I should let
02:13:05
you guys know that, the only reason I did was because I told the girlfriend
02:13:09
to, to eat before we went to the fair, and she wouldn't have it.
02:13:12
The girlfriend likes fair food, so I kind of got my arm twisted.
02:13:15
It was, it was out of chivalry that I paid $7 for myself, not out of.
02:13:19
It's like there was a low IQ lady.
02:13:22
Fair food. You mean dogs and pizza?
02:13:25
Fuck you talking about your man.
02:13:27
Have you ever had cotton candy?
02:13:28
How about a candy apple?
02:13:30
I like how he says his like my girlfriend when it's like,
02:13:33
you know, his second cousin. I mean, just like family.
02:13:36
You can just say like my fam, you know, it's like, it's all good, bro.
02:13:39
I don't think they live that far north.
02:13:41
The one I know of, Mount Rushmore, where they are not ranked one through four.
02:13:46
It is just, oh, they're not for car.
02:13:49
No, because that was my point. That was my point.
02:13:50
That was my point with the other made of bullshit.
02:13:52
Because it's like you're like, want to be country.
02:13:54
It's like he's like acting like he he's fucking world powers.
02:13:58
Shit. There's country.
02:14:00
And then there's Appalachian country.
02:14:02
That's different, right?
02:14:05
You guys don't do here in the country?
02:14:08
No. Oh, is that what crystal meth. Yes.
02:14:11
Stepchildren.
02:14:12
Only they like you, don't I love the kid.
02:14:15
Are there any kids involved?
02:14:18
So we've got no issue with you. All right. Okay.
02:14:20
I've been dying to say something to the kid kids, but I call you the.
02:14:23
Can I call you the.
02:14:25
By you saying that you did something because your girlfriend
02:14:29
was stupid enough to do it doesn't make you any less stupid.
02:14:33
Oh, this is where we get chauvinistic.
02:14:35
No, no, I'm not doing that.
02:14:36
But he's blaming a woman for making him buy food because she didn't eat.
02:14:41
Guess who's.
02:14:42
Oh, chivalry, I guess. Is it?
02:14:44
Is that your woman didn't eat?
02:14:46
Yes, I said your woman.
02:14:48
Whether you're a date, a wife, you could have taken rather for a man.
02:14:53
What is this?
02:14:54
You can't make her drink instead of instead of $7 on a slice of pizza.
02:14:58
You could have taken her out to a restaurant and spent $55 on a dinner
02:15:01
and drinks.
02:15:02
That was when you say, honey, are you hungry?
02:15:05
And she says, no, you can't just leave it at that.
02:15:07
You have to say, what did you eat and when did you eat it?
02:15:11
Like a child?
02:15:12
No, you don't do that to your wife, a child.
02:15:15
Oh, then you're right, you're right, you're right.
02:15:17
Gary, you don't have to do that.
02:15:18
You can patronize them and then pay $7 for a girlfriend.
02:15:22
Yes, that's what I want to do.
02:15:24
That's my plan.
02:15:26
Well, your problem with that is understand my position.
02:15:29
I do want to say I would love the kid to actually come on the show one day.
02:15:33
Not like, actually, like, masturbate.
02:15:35
Oh, I just genuinely.
02:15:37
But but but I almost don't want him to.
02:15:40
I like him in this separated like the separated existence.
02:15:44
It's kind of interesting because we get together, you know, it's inevitable.
02:15:47
He's so interested now,
02:15:49
I've got him thinking about this shirtless Joe thing, and it's like,
02:15:53
I want to go to him into thinking I'm thinking about a shirtless man.
02:15:58
I don't I don't need another man to defend me.
02:16:01
What am I, some sort of fagot?
02:16:04
Yeah.
02:16:04
And then I'm going to, prove you were queen shirtless.
02:16:08
Okay.
02:16:08
Liberty, bring on the the card versus shirtless Joe.
02:16:14
The what?
02:16:16
Jade versus shirtless Joe, the Royal Rumble. Who?
02:16:21
Kate. Oh, is the kid?
02:16:23
Oh, it's a game.
02:16:26
It's a show for arcade games.
02:16:27
Okay, I was going to ask you name?
02:16:30
Caden. It's.
02:16:32
I sure did, Kate. Arcade.
02:16:34
We don't we don't ever see a shirt.
02:16:36
Don't ever do people call him Kate?
02:16:39
Is that a nickname or.
02:16:40
That's his name.
02:16:41
Oh, Kate is the best basketball player on the Detroit Pistons.
02:16:44
What are you talking about right now?
02:16:46
I think it's spelled with the.
02:16:47
Oh, look, it's the same spelling is freaking Kane.
02:16:51
So he was.
02:16:51
He was named after Cade Cunningham? Yes.
02:16:56
What is that?
02:16:56
20 year old made a 21 year old.
02:16:59
Okay. He was once a black guy.
02:17:01
Once the ones the African-American.
02:17:02
The other ones. Right?
02:17:03
Yeah. He was one year made a.
02:17:05
Yeah, yeah.
02:17:06
It all makes sense for a slice of pizza.
02:17:08
Not out of,
02:17:09
it's like, you you have a coworker that's also from mean the name Jamal Griffin.
02:17:14
No, we don't. Shit. Hold on.
02:17:19
Hold on.
02:17:20
What are the take place of my wife all the time? Oh.
02:17:23
Irrational.
02:17:25
Well, I you know what?
02:17:27
Bitches be trippin.
02:17:29
They're ruled by God, and men are ruled a little bit more by logic.
02:17:33
Not to say that the women are stupid and men are smart
02:17:37
here fledged stupid, and men are smart
02:17:40
and they're stupid and that women are stupid and men are worth your words.
02:17:43
The stupid men are smart.
02:17:45
I know that women are stupid and men are smart,
02:17:47
that women are stupid and men are smart, that women are stupid and men are smart.
02:17:51
That women are stupid and men are smart.
02:17:53
You're like, get that on time.
02:17:55
But that what I just said.
02:17:56
Yeah, let's see.
02:17:59
It's a beautiful day here in Armenia.
02:18:01
There they are.
02:18:02
It looks like they cleaned up from the fair, and the fair is all gone.
02:18:05
Thank God traffic's back.
02:18:07
Thank God.
02:18:07
This guy being, we've got the kid.
02:18:11
And and in keeping with, the tradition of not giving him a set up question
02:18:17
where, I blindside him with, with with with the set up here.
02:18:21
Are you still doing lethal amounts of fentanyl every day? Wow.
02:18:25
Yeah, man, I just got blindsided.
02:18:28
That was crazy. You know.
02:18:31
Yeah, I like to do fentanyl every once in a while.
02:18:33
I got a couple carts at home. I'm,
02:18:36
I don't know.
02:18:36
I mean, I tried, but, you know, I don't know. What are you talking about?
02:18:39
He builds up the immunity to this. He knows what he's talking about.
02:18:42
That's why I am a Sicilian.
02:18:44
I know I'm trying to bribe it.
02:18:46
I've, I can get about a gram, and I start tweaking.
02:18:50
I'm like, this is ridiculous.
02:18:51
Sorry. Is a gram and a half by the end of the year.
02:18:54
But, you know, with fentanyl especially, too,
02:18:56
it takes such a long time to kind of like build up.
02:18:57
You build up to it.
02:18:59
So I'm working on it as you wish.
02:19:03
I mean, as above.
02:19:04
So below in this corner, 123 pounds with safety glasses
02:19:08
and a wheel to not just know, but also his hands.
02:19:12
And he's going to the kid wise beyond years.
02:19:15
Well, my mom did.
02:19:18
If brother's watching, man, he would have liked what they did.
02:19:21
Now I love that Pampers,
02:19:24
pull up their Huggies,
02:19:28
whatever they are.
02:19:28
What are the, the number one?
02:19:31
There's two comments that are non comments.
02:19:35
What is this.
02:19:37
So when we for Uber I like to tell people on YouTube and okay.
02:19:41
By the way they're not here anymore.
02:19:42
So I don't have to tell them because yeah go ask fledge
02:19:45
if you think.
02:19:50
Dear veggie,
02:19:53
my husband, my husband
02:19:55
and I have been married for six mostly
02:20:00
blissful years.
02:20:04
Recently
02:20:06
I'm reading it slowly because this is the best one.
02:20:08
I saved the best one for last, and because I'll show it to.
02:20:11
But recently some of his fantasies have started to worry me.
02:20:18
Just like a boy.
02:20:21
I like other shirts still blowing exactly the same.
02:20:24
Let's. Yeah.
02:20:25
About six, about six months ago, he told me he had an attraction
02:20:29
to women with amputations.
02:20:32
No, I mean, no, I
02:20:36
naturally, I was confused.
02:20:39
I don't even know.
02:20:40
I love that was a thing, but I accepted it.
02:20:45
And you're a fucking idiot.
02:20:47
Even though I thought it was odd.
02:20:50
Three months ago, he asked me to.
02:20:53
Because, you know, the three months
02:20:54
and they're just bobbing up and down in the water
02:20:57
and I don't know nothing about it.
02:21:01
I don't know nothing about it.
02:21:03
Get it above.
02:21:04
Three months ago, he asked me to do some role playing.
02:21:09
We were where?
02:21:11
Tied back in the legs, I stopped, I stopped at the first paragraph.
02:21:15
They'd never be been the top
02:21:17
three months ago.
02:21:19
You'd have to hold where we.
02:21:21
Where we hid my leg under a towel to give the appearance
02:21:26
of having a beautician,
02:21:30
which he says is his favorite.
02:21:33
I do,
02:21:35
but I went ahead with it.
02:21:37
But now things are getting to be too much for me.
02:21:40
This can't be real.
02:21:42
But this is literally from Dear Abby.
02:21:43
I love that it's not real.
02:21:47
I mean, dear.
02:21:50
He recently told me that no, that not only does
02:21:53
he find amputees attractive, but he wants me to be one.
02:21:58
What do I do?
02:21:58
There's got to be a fake one, right?
02:22:00
Why would they take this seriously? Right?
02:22:02
Signed in weird territory.
02:22:06
There are cases when, an intention is the most beneficial thing.
02:22:11
So many soldiers have had,
02:22:15
parts of their bodies amputated because it saved their life.
02:22:19
So there are reasons for amputation.
02:22:21
Oh, fucking hot. However,
02:22:25
that is.
02:22:25
So keep going, keep going.
02:22:27
Rain on, keep going.
02:22:30
Oh. Keep going. Yeah. Tell me more.
02:22:31
Stop.
02:22:37
But, I'm going to come.
02:22:40
That's gross.
02:22:41
Like, it affects me too, but not sexually.
02:22:45
It's like it makes me, like, nauseous.
02:22:47
Like Abby's response. My advice?
02:22:49
Yeah.
02:22:50
Oh, do not sleep with your legs dangling out, man, because they're going to.
02:22:54
He's going to fucking cut those bitches, all right.
02:22:56
Yeah, yeah.
02:22:57
Oh. So, you know, I don't know how it happened.
02:23:00
What are the beggars in the streets of London?
02:23:04
Like.
02:23:05
Like a blind?
02:23:06
The kids, so that they'd get more money as beggars.
02:23:09
There, there are reasons to amputate.
02:23:13
So we don't we?
02:23:15
I think one other time we've we've gone to what Abby actually responded with.
02:23:19
This is this is going to be time.
02:23:22
So Abby responds or flags you the other flags you response
02:23:28
the name for your husband's
02:23:29
fetish is body intake in identity.
02:23:33
Well, hold on, hold on.
02:23:35
Oh, crap.
02:23:35
Whoo hoo! This is quite a medical condition.
02:23:39
No, it is not very.
02:23:42
It's stupid for your husband's fetish.
02:23:45
Is body integrity identity disorder?
02:23:49
No, it is important.
02:23:51
It's a choice.
02:23:53
It's important that you learn more about it.
02:23:56
And I know it's good being you.
02:23:59
Do some research on the subject.
02:24:02
You will find information on the internet.
02:24:04
Of course.
02:24:04
It's a mental disorder. What?
02:24:06
You would find fucked up information.
02:24:08
Any information you want to find, you will find on the internet.
02:24:11
Oh that's horrible. Solidify.
02:24:13
It will solidify your idea because you can find any of your opinions also on.
02:24:19
Yeah. And there you go. Just let her be right.
02:24:23
Yeah.
02:24:23
Shout out to Joe.
02:24:24
You will find the information on the internet.
02:24:26
You should also which he will not be a DJ at your next party.
02:24:30
I don't know, I may take on that responsibility, but you guys, I don't.
02:24:34
Yeah, I now I don't want to be forced to just
02:24:38
do it. Just play a bunch of people.
02:24:39
I mean, you know me so much.
02:24:41
Just the skill and the awesome selection that he makes.
02:24:44
It's the equipment he has in his truck. Do you have that? Yeah.
02:24:47
It's the it's like the extra loud he's able to just fucking rip that shit.
02:24:52
I got a, I got a Fender 500 if I've, I've got
02:24:56
no I've got like a couple speakers I can go like.
02:24:58
Yeah. Louder. Just a Bluetooth.
02:25:00
JBL charge five.
02:25:02
But, now things are getting to be too much for me.
02:25:06
He recently told me that not only does
02:25:08
he find amputees attractive, he wants me to be one.
02:25:11
What do I do?
02:25:12
Signed in weird territory.
02:25:15
And I just had to jibber away.
02:25:17
I just jibber walked away.
02:25:19
Jibber walk away jabber we can cover for him.
02:25:23
Is that still the amputee?
02:25:25
Yeah.
02:25:25
Yeah, yeah.
02:25:26
The Navy from, like, from, like 30s ago
02:25:29
when I was reading the deer flag about the okay territory.
02:25:33
Get on your leg.
02:25:35
Yeah, yeah.
02:25:36
Wants him to be.
02:25:37
Wants to be one.
02:25:38
So not just fake it anymore.
02:25:40
Wants to cut something off?
02:25:42
Yeah.
02:25:42
Territory cut off your leg from the knee down.
02:25:47
So, unconditional love from the Oregonian, which is from Oregon.
02:25:51
Unconditional love is very hard to define, but that'd be one way I would do it.
02:25:56
Usually the deer flag is one syndication, and it's published on multiple,
02:26:00
publications. It's the same exact one.
02:26:03
The one I read earlier from was from the Huron Daily Tribune,
02:26:06
which is the, the newspaper, if you go up north, according to some,
02:26:12
which is Huron County, that's the paper that goes on my street in Thailand,
02:26:18
which is live.
02:26:19
Who was I guy. Yeah.
02:26:20
What's going on down there? They parked here.
02:26:23
I see a bunch of motorcycles, but typically they'll drive those.
02:26:25
Yeah, this is both.
02:26:29
It is three.
02:26:33
Gary Gary Gary Gary is
02:26:37
Taylor Chicken and Gary Anderson.
02:26:41
Thank Gary
02:26:44
I don't so all right true or not wood
02:26:47
chickens have been around in the time of Christ in his region.
02:26:50
Even now.
02:26:51
Why wouldn't they. Why wouldn't they have been.
02:26:54
Because they wouldn't have evolved.
02:26:55
You think any creature has evolved that much?
02:26:57
You know, they just didn't have them.
02:27:01
They weren't local are.
02:27:03
What do you mean? In the barn?
02:27:05
They were native to the northern hemisphere.
02:27:07
Only for.
02:27:12
Now we don't have to watch that.
02:27:14
It just. They just weren't there yet.
02:27:17
There's a, They don't they don't eat a lot of chicken there. Now,
02:27:21
chickens are believed
02:27:23
to have originated from the red jungle fowl
02:27:26
Gillis Gillis in Southeast Asia and Southwest China,
02:27:31
and were first investigated in India around 2000 BC.
02:27:36
So I or BCE for our atheist.
02:27:39
Right.
02:27:40
I know that
02:27:41
I need that extra letter of another extra letter means so much to you guys.
02:27:45
As for the current era, it's just totally it totally.
02:27:48
It totally circumvents the idea of Jesus by adding the E after the BC, you know?
02:27:54
Right?
02:27:55
However, you never had to search look for a Chicken
02:27:59
and Christ statue that you can order I thought was quite funny.
02:28:01
So that's why I try to make a lot of chicken in Christ.
02:28:05
It's like my favorite.
02:28:06
Yeah. Breakfast.
02:28:08
I love chicken and gross coops.
02:28:12
I'm still Jesse Goodman.
02:28:14
I love I do love Jesse Goodman, I love you, I do love Jesus.
02:28:17
I jumped the gun when I saw the G.
02:28:19
I love you, I do love Jesse.
02:28:21
Jesse Goodman, I love you. I thought Jesse was Jesus.
02:28:25
However, chicken
02:28:26
some Christ, other archeological and paleo
02:28:31
climactic evidence suggests that chickens may have been domesticated
02:28:35
even earlier, before 6000 BC, chicken wasn't genetic.
02:28:40
Studies have also indicated that the subspecies
02:28:43
Gallus gallus full of wisdom, some of the dishes.
02:28:49
Why does Jesus may be the most
02:28:52
likely ancestor of common domestic chickens?
02:28:55
And the documentation process
02:28:57
may have begun in the distribution of this subspecies.
02:29:01
The domestic chicken is lamb.
02:29:04
Jesus. We're between price.
02:29:05
Yeah.
02:29:05
Let's go is anywhere between 2000 and 6000 B.C.
02:29:09
which is quite that was borderline wearing feathers and faith.
02:29:12
No that is the domestic that's preferred a chicken
02:29:16
some spiced and bafana belief where all is Christ
02:29:21
on Sunday's they gather no me for a priest
02:29:25
so chicken in Christ you us for a service
02:29:29
to me.
02:29:29
You know it's just the fowl.
02:29:32
When I grew up we would go to.
02:29:33
We would go to church, you know, down in the fellowship hall and these old.
02:29:36
Yeah.
02:29:37
No old or old ladies would cook the best freakin lunch that we ever, ever had.
02:29:41
Yeah.
02:29:42
Fellowship hall was the best. Yeah.
02:29:45
And there was a lot of fried test.
02:29:47
Yeah, lots of fried chicken, corn, mashed potatoes.
02:29:49
I want, I want the atheist version of Fellowship Hall.
02:29:54
No, you can't,
02:29:56
I can't you you you trying to take everything?
02:29:59
No, no, you don't get this.
02:30:02
No. You can have a hall, but you can't have fellowship.
02:30:05
You can have fellowship.
02:30:07
You can't have a Christian fellowship hall.
02:30:09
Well, you can't
02:30:11
you can't have a fellowship of people that believe in, like, nature, like, sure.
02:30:15
Secular humanism.
02:30:16
Heck yeah. Or natural materialists.
02:30:19
There's tons of them.
02:30:19
The one is closest to you is probably called the Moose Lodge or something.
02:30:23
Oh, yeah. Fact,
02:30:25
eagles.
02:30:25
But to the same thing.
02:30:28
Yeah, you can you can go share a fellowship with them,
02:30:31
but then you got to put on some weird dark robe and simulate
02:30:35
over the head to do it across The Fellowship of the ring.
02:30:39
Christianity's a little bit weird, but it's not the one of the weirder one.
02:30:43
I think there's a lot weirder.
02:30:46
The Rosicrucians are weird.
02:30:49
What's that?
02:30:50
Something about the Rosicrucians?
02:30:52
Or like, mystical, secret release?
02:30:57
Do they drink the blood of their savior dawn till, through Rosicrucians.
02:31:03
That means, the Holy Prophet are like,
02:31:06
And they never decrease between the Holy as think.
02:31:10
It is like a Jesus chicken related thing.
02:31:15
There's a there's a lot of, blood.
02:31:17
Really? Oh, my God, is George going to be all right?
02:31:20
Did you hear that?
02:31:21
Like, he's like releasing his sacred beast?
02:31:27
Say, you're a beast of a chicken.
02:31:29
Look at the size of that chicken feathers and face.
02:31:32
Well, it's world sins. Christ. Chicken. It's.
02:31:34
You know, it's gotta be.
02:31:36
It's gotta be one tiny Christ.
02:31:38
It's got to be one hell of a chicken.
02:31:41
What is it? The baby Christ. Chicken.
02:31:43
And here's to Christ.
02:31:45
It's not a fist.
02:31:47
Well, he's got be all right.
02:31:50
Well, he's got a beard and a ripped body, see?
02:31:52
Yeah, I'm like that.
02:31:54
Are you saying, baby Christ, can't do that?
02:31:56
Oh, no. I'm okay.
02:31:58
Baby versus super chicken and fighting for the death.
02:32:02
His foot is levitating. He's not he's he's not.
02:32:04
Okay, what are the.
02:32:05
The wrestling match?
02:32:06
A judo match for three points for a throw.
02:32:10
I think the chicken's got the upper hand.
02:32:12
See, I think he just has to step into it and sweep the leg.
02:32:15
And he can drop Jesus on his back.
02:32:17
And then the chicken crosses.
02:32:19
Jesus. They're dancing, not fighting.
02:32:21
But. Yeah, but if you look at it like a fight, it changes the perspective.
02:32:24
There's some faith where the world
02:32:26
look at it as if they were engaging in a like a pro wrestling.
02:32:30
He's a chick is about to throw, standing close clothesline.
02:32:33
He's pulling me through her clothesline.
02:32:36
It's actually an ineffective move.
02:32:38
And the opponent notice to lay out flat and bounce off the springboard.
02:32:42
He's going to take his feet and sweep the leg.
02:32:45
Is it okay?
02:32:46
Do you do a concrete segment? Oh,
02:32:49
that.
02:32:50
You know, I'm still waiting to see these guys climb the injured
02:32:54
jello shot at
02:32:57
yet still, I'm not done.
02:32:59
There they go.
02:33:00
All the green.
02:33:01
The ball.
02:33:05
Got oh.
02:33:07
They're smart.
02:33:08
Yeah, they're just climbing up.
02:33:10
They fight each other.
02:33:13
Where's the volume?
02:33:15
That looks like it's going to work real easy.
02:33:17
Oh, get those prizes up there.
02:33:20
Not if they're smart about it.
02:33:22
A bunch of poor, poor, poor people.
02:33:26
This is so dangerous,
02:33:29
Trying to get a. Oh, no!
02:33:30
Girl. What's going on?
02:33:32
That's worse than eating on air because he
02:33:36
no means you can grab like.
02:33:38
Oh, you are incredibly nice.
02:33:40
Oh, yeah.
02:33:41
Oh, it looks like it's good for breaking section of the show.
02:33:45
They look like chicken feet.
02:33:47
No, I have another his segment.
02:33:50
I don't know, just the one.
02:33:53
What really?
02:33:55
We had one. Careful.
02:33:56
Yeah. Do
02:33:58
we always have to.
02:33:58
You know, you only sent one okay okay.
02:34:02
I thought there was more like.
02:34:04
Yeah, we do.
02:34:06
You know what?
02:34:07
I talked about doing a little segment,
02:34:10
Joe, but he only watched for the first 15 minutes.
02:34:13
He's got to get up early in the morning.
02:34:15
It's 1234 1234.
02:34:19
You know, we're here for extra,
02:34:22
you know, translation sounds like tesseract.
02:34:25
Or it's got the same root words.
02:34:27
It also sounds like John Tesh and Tesla.
02:34:33
Yeah.
02:34:33
Oh, no.
02:34:35
What about test that?
02:34:36
Checked with the blood poured on her.
02:34:37
That one movie wasn't her name test.
02:34:41
You get much higher.
02:34:44
That's a great time to play that.
02:34:46
You're brilliant.
02:34:48
Good pick up much higher.
02:34:50
So I also would like you to do
02:34:55
other like. Oh.
02:35:00
Oh, that's.
02:35:04
Oh, there we go.
02:35:07
Got it.
02:35:11
That's the best most ironic crappy part is
02:35:14
once they get up there, then what.
02:35:17
Yeah.
02:35:19
Then they grab the items.
02:35:21
Oh yeah. But it's like one of those claw.
02:35:23
It's like one of those crane games.
02:35:24
They're like, just because you grab the bike doesn't mean you have it.
02:35:26
You got to slide back down with this shit.
02:35:28
Now, right?
02:35:29
So you just fall down with it.
02:35:30
And I'm not making this up.
02:35:32
You fall 20ft guy. Yeah, sure.
02:35:35
I thought you made this up.
02:35:37
I thought you this was I.
02:35:39
Are you sure?
02:35:40
Throw the bike down.
02:35:42
If you don't break down, you you just smashed your prize.
02:35:45
All right?
02:35:46
That's how you know. Yeah. People, children.
02:35:48
I talked to an older relative of mine, and they said, this is impossible.
02:35:53
This is stupid.
02:35:54
And I was like, yeah, it's like.
02:35:55
It's like they want it just to be a spectacle
02:35:57
instead of an actual competition. It's weird like that.
02:36:02
Guy what was like what was the context of the older relative?
02:36:05
Oh, man. Strong. So important.
02:36:07
She thought it was impossible, which is I think any relative would
02:36:12
have.
02:36:12
So that.
02:36:16
So who's right?
02:36:17
I think they got more stupid person.
02:36:18
The person climbing the pole or the person watching
02:36:22
shoot.
02:36:23
Usually the person climbing the pole
02:36:24
because she's the most uneducated person in the room.
02:36:29
I've got to do a video.
02:36:31
You don't want this video? Both.
02:36:33
Well, but see the person on the pole and your reference
02:36:36
is probably usually getting paid at least a few tips.
02:36:40
These people, unless they get all the way to the top.
02:36:44
Now, is this jackass going to share with us now?
02:36:46
You know, like I'm going to give you a I'm going to give you a fifth of the bike.
02:36:50
I'm going to give you a fifth of the bike.
02:36:51
I don't know if you're I don't know what is that?
02:36:55
Where is Jakarta?
02:36:57
A team ever.
02:36:58
Yeah. It looks like it.
02:37:00
Yeah.
02:37:01
Oh, they got this. No.
02:37:04
You can only bring one item down at a time, right?
02:37:08
I don't know. Really hard to bring.
02:37:09
It's going to be really hard to bring multiple items.
02:37:11
I'll be on it for two days, and I've never seen it.
02:37:15
He just steal a shit.
02:37:16
Did you just steal a shit?
02:37:17
No. The man.
02:37:20
What do you mean they're on it? Oh, yeah. Right.
02:37:21
Because they might.
02:37:22
They interview the goat at the end.
02:37:23
He's like, I win nothing but wallets, motherfucker.
02:37:26
Why does he just grab the things and start dropping them down?
02:37:28
Everyone?
02:37:31
I think there's a rule about breaking them.
02:37:34
You can just wrap it up.
02:37:36
Well, there's a rule.
02:37:36
Yeah, it's called the law of gravity. Right?
02:37:39
If you drop a fan from 50ft, it's going to break
02:37:42
and you just it's going to break. Yeah. It depends.
02:37:45
What do you see a fan.
02:37:45
Do you see a fan up there.
02:37:46
Yeah. There's a yeah to the right.
02:37:49
It's like 400 degrees there. Nobody has any.
02:37:51
There's nothing they have a like they're literally
02:37:53
they're literally going up there for bags of ice than a bucket.
02:37:56
Yeah a bicycle and can of tuna.
02:37:59
That's not a fan. That's just a windmill.
02:38:02
I can't tell what the little box is spinning at the left.
02:38:04
There.
02:38:06
Oh my pants. Oh no, you're not going up.
02:38:08
I would definitely go. I thought the same thing.
02:38:10
I was like, what?
02:38:12
You don't have the big for someone else?
02:38:14
Oh no, it's a big girl. But the face,
02:38:16
there's this whole thing.
02:38:17
What's her just so you can shoot up this fucking.
02:38:20
Oh, no, no, hold on.
02:38:23
Are they going to be in other countries?
02:38:25
Who are they going to give the woman a shorter pole
02:38:27
and he's got because it seems like this is an all women crew.
02:38:29
No. Yeah.
02:38:30
Oh, grandma, I got these.
02:38:33
Yep. She's like I got it. Just go.
02:38:35
I got the best mother. I'm fucking hungry, man.
02:38:37
I want to know what's in that third box.
02:38:39
Is this, like, worth it?
02:38:40
I know you could fall.
02:38:42
You could literally fall and break your neck when you head for the record.
02:38:45
Holy crap.
02:38:46
Now you pulled this 100 pounds. This is not.
02:38:50
She came up this week.
02:38:51
This happened last week.
02:38:53
This isn't something all moving.
02:38:56
And they do it every year.
02:38:57
And a bunch of skinny dudes, shirtless Joe, a stack of ten shirtless jugs.
02:39:01
You grab that right down.
02:39:03
This is how you do it celebrates their Independence Day.
02:39:06
By the way, you don't even need Joe's Jug as your anchor.
02:39:10
But we realize I'm.
02:39:11
I'm really, really sorry I've been eating on mic.
02:39:13
I meant to, I didn't even know what it is.
02:39:17
I know I meant to get rid of my camera that way. It makes it.
02:39:20
You guys, you guys.
02:39:21
You hear it? Yeah.
02:39:23
You guys can't hear me anymore?
02:39:25
Yeah. With it. With. With the.
02:39:26
If I get rid of the camera.
02:39:28
You guys, you did it.
02:39:30
We're good.
02:39:30
You're muted.
02:39:33
Roll the clip Brie.
02:39:37
It's the most entertaining part of the show I am role in the clip
02:39:40
I know this is Indonesia's Indonesia's independence day.
02:39:44
This is how they celebrate their Independence Day.
02:39:47
It's insane what is injured.
02:39:49
How does this correlate with their independence?
02:39:51
This.
02:39:52
Right?
02:39:53
Yeah, I climb a tree.
02:39:55
I agree, although they can say the same thing.
02:39:56
What is lighting off fireworks have to do with your independence?
02:40:00
The bombs bursting in air.
02:40:03
Gave proof through the night that our flag was, bare.
02:40:08
The Chinese hinge.
02:40:09
It translated oh, greasy pole and lights.
02:40:11
A big event that involves stuff like they're breaking up.
02:40:14
Oh, yeah.
02:40:15
So it definitely looks like they fell on several times
02:40:17
how dirty they're either way. Yeah, they just showed up.
02:40:19
They can't do it.
02:40:21
You know, the rich people, if they're already in that country, come
02:40:24
and they just watch the poor people try to get stuff and make fun, right?
02:40:27
Yeah, that's usually what I do.
02:40:29
Yeah, that's what I do in my entire life.
02:40:30
Yeah.
02:40:30
Oh, who gets the iPad if it doesn't get cleaned?
02:40:35
Oh, there's a guy. Literally. Why? I went to the gay bar.
02:40:36
He's up there. He's up there. He's got one.
02:40:39
There's a guy. Yeah. He may he's just sitting up there.
02:40:41
There's a couple of guys,
02:40:43
but no, no, no.
02:40:44
What?
02:40:45
You drove them problem like it's hot.
02:40:48
Yeah, but you did all the work.
02:40:50
Whether the Polish flag, a big
02:40:53
I think that's that's the Indonesian flag.
02:40:55
Right.
02:40:59
Really shows the difference in the Polish flag.
02:41:02
In the Indonesian flag,
02:41:03
I think the poles flag
02:41:04
is the eagle in the center of it, but it's the same color combo,
02:41:07
maybe left and right.
02:41:09
The flag has it.
02:41:11
I already know the Polish flag has an insignia on it.
02:41:13
I have it on my shirt.
02:41:15
Why doesn't the Indonesian flag have an insignia on it?
02:41:18
Because.
02:41:19
Because they're not part of the crest of the same family, I would assume.
02:41:22
Right?
02:41:23
Never assume.
02:41:26
It as are you. Me?
02:41:28
Oh, see that crest there?
02:41:31
No. You know and Mike, because it makes the ass out of the entire show.
02:41:36
It is the emblem of the Republic of Poland.
02:41:40
Doesn't fly
02:41:43
in Poland.
02:41:45
That's a different.
02:41:45
Yeah, but then the Ukrainian stole it and put two heads on it.
02:41:49
I was like the Ukrainian.
02:41:50
It's like leaving the tag on the outside of your shirt.
02:41:54
Maybe your shirts just on inside out.
02:41:57
Got a shark, right.
02:41:58
You do do shirt tiling,
02:42:02
tessellation.
02:42:02
You're going to do a chart tessellation.
02:42:05
Chart tessellation. Shak tessellation.
02:42:08
You did a shirt.
02:42:09
You do do do do do do charts.
02:42:12
I'm telling you do do do do do do keep doing that.
02:42:14
Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do.
02:42:19
I don't know what I'm looking at here.
02:42:21
Chart translation look at that time chart tessellations.
02:42:24
So you one man that's nice Brady.
02:42:26
It's nice Brady.
02:42:29
But it's wrong.
02:42:30
So what wrong I don't mind.
02:42:34
There's an eyeball and some lines.
02:42:36
And if you want to have lines and eyeballs no lines
02:42:40
no gaps in those polygons.
02:42:42
Do not.
02:42:45
There are no gaps no overlaps in the second one.
02:42:48
What is the mouth just because you. Right.
02:42:51
So it's not a gap, it's a mouth.
02:42:53
So you can have a collection of any, any size shape and any shapes.
02:42:59
Anything.
02:42:59
You can have a collection of anything you want.
02:43:01
And if it does, it demonstrates a repeating pattern
02:43:04
or a not repeating pattern.
02:43:06
I'll give you a tessellation.
02:43:10
But what do you.
02:43:11
What do you mean?
02:43:12
That's shark is up is a polygon.
02:43:14
We're living in an era of participation trophies, dude.
02:43:18
I'll give you anything for anything you want me
02:43:23
to go down, I'll give you a give.
02:43:25
I'll give you a dollar.
02:43:26
You give me $100,000, okay? You're.
02:43:29
You're on. It's a deal. Okay.
02:43:31
All right, all right. Okay.
02:43:33
Give me the thing, Brady. Show it.
02:43:35
All right.
02:43:36
What do.
02:43:36
I'll climb this pole, give me a laundry basket
02:43:40
or no.
02:43:43
You get nothing.
02:43:45
Looking into the laundry basket, right?
02:43:47
You're a villain. They don't wash their laundry.
02:43:49
They're no clever.
02:43:52
Sure looks like some type of a bucket.
02:43:55
Brady, why are we watching this?
02:43:56
This is not a tessellation, but actually this is going to be
02:43:59
this is going to be the Olympic event next year.
02:44:01
New Olympic I want to grease pool.
02:44:04
That is so games rather have I rather have no idea.
02:44:06
People die climbing 20ft in the air.
02:44:09
It's stupid.
02:44:11
Oh yeah.
02:44:11
But they need people also get their package tripped up.
02:44:14
Funny thing there.
02:44:16
Remember pole vaulting?
02:44:19
Oh, yeah.
02:44:21
Robert Brady.
02:44:23
Yeah, that was that was awful.
02:44:25
Where's the clip or is the clip what did I think?
02:44:30
The story to me this whole very beginning. No.
02:44:34
Some very welcome place to I go I think it was the 1930s.
02:44:38
Yeah. Go back in the mirror here, children.
02:44:39
TV on was found that I'm asking for a based on similar sounds.
02:44:44
So I'm repeating somewhere here children.
02:44:46
But we didn't have the furthest.
02:44:48
Nothing had not been discovered.
02:44:50
Give me my daughter the language to be able to give me back my son.
02:44:54
So I find it
02:44:56
good.
02:44:56
How you can't science can't see what it doesn't.
02:44:58
Oh, so this crime. Yeah, I know Gibson.
02:45:02
I was like, this is called Mel Gibson.
02:45:04
Ransom.
02:45:06
Give me back my son.
02:45:07
No Braveheart commercials.
02:45:09
No! Anybody put my face in Braveheart?
02:45:12
When you put my faith in Braveheart, I like, I use,
02:45:14
I like you say we as if you had part of something.
02:45:16
I get one face.
02:45:18
Are you kidding me? How am I not involved?
02:45:22
Don't know what a beast like.
02:45:24
I mean, in what sense is my being on
02:45:28
Mel Gibson's body not involving me?
02:45:32
Like, did you mash up?
02:45:33
I was tag and chicken hunting.
02:45:35
I I've managed to watch it.
02:45:38
What?
02:45:38
What was the question you like your goons?
02:45:42
You will it I mean Roger you starter.
02:45:46
Then you thought it was.
02:45:47
I put this in there is. I got a lot.
02:45:51
Always put that in there I know I do was the same.
02:45:54
I put a lot more than usual.
02:45:56
No. I'm wasted.
02:45:57
But does that help?
02:46:00
I've. Oh, I've got also near the end.
02:46:02
It seems like the alcohol has something to do with it.
02:46:05
I've got words of wisdom and all that on this
02:46:09
life show. Monday, 10 p.m. Easter.
02:46:11
It's not the juggle. A bunch of rotating categories show.
02:46:13
Well, actually it's it's the no games, no messing around, no earning limit.
02:46:18
Have you?
02:46:19
I look like I'm joking.
02:46:20
Turbo boosting heavyweight champion of the world.
02:46:23
Fly Like This is the podcast to watch.
02:46:27
And RoboCop flat trains at 10 p.m.
02:46:30
eastern.
02:46:30
Motherfuker everywhere every goddamn Monday.
02:46:34
Now tell what's in your brains.
02:46:38
Sounds exactly like you.
02:46:42
Oh, you me eat that crab for you.
02:46:46
No, but you know, how do you grab.
02:46:48
No, I actually I'm not sophisticated like that.
02:46:51
Right?
02:46:52
This is my first pair of pants.
02:46:56
Ben. Ben. Ben.
02:46:57
Saw is.
02:47:02
This is pocket horse.
02:47:04
He could help us with a song about that.
02:47:07
Thank you for listening to this.
02:47:08
It's tons of.
02:47:11
Oh, hey.
02:47:14
Go play what's in your pants.
02:47:17
And I'm coming to you in your pants.
02:47:19
Come with us.
02:47:22
Got of us here on. You.
02:47:30
Know by the fire.
02:47:31
With your.
02:47:40
If someone has to say you don't.
02:47:42
Just to keep it secret.
02:47:45
And you want to know and go find some way to.
02:47:51
Take it out on me.
02:47:52
Get it open.
02:47:53
What's in your pants?
02:47:55
And I'm coming for you. Your eyes go up. I'm
02:47:59
try my.
02:48:03
Your name? I'm.
02:48:08
Your.
02:48:11
You. I'm proud of you.
02:48:14
I come from.
02:48:19
Society.
02:48:25
I got down from the top.
02:48:29
Down me down. Got.
02:48:49
Okay, I'll go first.
02:48:51
How do you play? You.
02:48:55
Oh, my God, he's peeing again.
02:48:56
I hear it.
02:48:59
That was a good stream,
02:49:01
man. Draw!
02:49:02
That was a thick stream.
02:49:04
Nice, thick and steady.
02:49:07
I heard the splash pattern.
02:49:09
It was probably fractal like, thick and streaming.
02:49:12
Is that what you just said?
02:49:14
All right, roll the clip, baby.
02:49:17
Okay.
02:49:19
Never break a
02:49:22
good, strong it like we're doing right now.
02:49:26
Y'all going over a breakup right now.
02:49:27
Only way to get over one is get under another.
02:49:31
Amen. So.
02:49:32
So you got a song
02:49:33
that had two and I got three, I back, I haven't I've been using a roster
02:49:39
roster I won't, I won't, but don't you serious.
02:49:43
Have a good year I know,
02:49:46
I don't know like how serious is going to be with the paper.
02:49:50
That's a shooter to understand.
02:49:51
He's not going to be serious if this is you.
02:49:54
I went through it.
02:49:56
I'd win.
02:49:57
Yeah. You trying to win? You? Yeah. That's me.
02:49:59
I expect him to be serious, but I'm not going to be.
02:50:01
So I get your number. Yeah. Well, okay.
02:50:04
We've tried to leave a message.
02:50:07
Leave a message to your last body.
02:50:10
What if I ever
02:50:14
they leave us been doing the right thing.
02:50:18
What can I say?
02:50:19
Okay.
02:50:23
Are. I was going through.
02:50:25
What?
02:50:25
This is my wife.
02:50:26
What makes me wonder what makes her wifey material?
02:50:29
That. That to get her real turn her out.
02:50:32
Then I get more tired.
02:50:34
Oh, she gotta go like at us.
02:50:36
Second, can we have a 360
02:50:40
to give us A36?
02:50:42
That's ready.
02:50:44
I'm in.
02:50:45
Should maybe get much
02:50:49
too much money all the time.
02:50:52
I0I like,
02:50:56
oh give me just much worse.
02:51:00
So I00
02:51:08
okay. Yeah.
02:51:10
You want to answer this.
02:51:12
You got it was one move in bad talk to me right.
02:51:15
Crazy.
02:51:16
Every time I go crazy, dude, spend all my time.
02:51:20
Get me. We give me.
02:51:23
I don't get you.
02:51:24
I think you got to, demonstrate you've been bad.
02:51:27
Oh, crazy.
02:51:28
Every time.
02:51:29
Oh, you gotta give another demonstration
02:51:32
for me reference.
02:51:34
I know you got a problem. I don't get you.
02:51:37
I think you gotta, let me go back home, talk to me like on it.
02:51:44
Would you rather
02:51:45
I will say that for the rest of your life?
02:51:48
What I don't know, is that something you guys would be into?
02:51:52
I don't think so.
02:51:53
I'm not into, like, the big loogie, the gagging, the like, the mucus, the mucus.
02:51:58
No, no. Hold on. Like, don't cry.
02:52:00
I'm no gagging. Will happen.
02:52:02
Bit occasion is fine.
02:52:04
But I see I'm the other way I gagging I'm like I'm sorry I don't,
02:52:07
I don't like, like I feel like my giant dick is hurting you.
02:52:10
I'm sorry.
02:52:12
You know the the difference between like that, like
02:52:15
the what's in the food in the spit is good.
02:52:19
Sloppy is good.
02:52:20
Yes. Dexterous.
02:52:22
I need a spy from the back of your throat.
02:52:24
Like there is a difference. Gross. That's telling you.
02:52:27
Because nine times out of ten, she's just going to spit over
02:52:29
where you got to go to sleep shortly.
02:52:31
Oh, Smith.
02:52:32
Yeah, just miss straight out. Miss.
02:52:38
Well.
02:52:38
All right.
02:52:38
Mom, what are you doing? Traveling.
02:52:42
You you all right?
02:52:44
Dude, I swear that looks like
02:52:45
they look like chicken feet sticking out of that bowl.
02:52:47
Dude, I came Rory's
02:52:51
was. Do a quick, quick grab like, tutorial, okay?
02:52:55
You wouldn't believe how many people suck screaming fagot and, tutorial
02:53:00
full screaming fagot tutorial.
02:53:03
Thanks. You know how to.
02:53:04
All right, so you get this shit, right?
02:53:06
What do you do right now? Okay.
02:53:09
It's all about the knuckles, right?
02:53:10
Busted.
02:53:11
The first knuckle busted.
02:53:13
Bust that knuckle right off. Right. Comes right off.
02:53:15
All right. There's strands in the first thing.
02:53:17
You got a crack at the next hinge?
02:53:20
Yeah, you gotta get those strands out. There you go.
02:53:22
If these strings come out, they stay here, and then you choke on them a bit
02:53:25
because these are, like, weird, like, ligament shit.
02:53:28
Usually there's some them, but typically if they're good in there, they're cooked.
02:53:32
Do real.
02:53:34
If not, you either suck them out, fork them out,
02:53:37
or you can cut down them and kind of pull the meat out of
02:53:41
hinge. We break that hinge.
02:53:43
Another one comes out.
02:53:44
Last hinge, we break that, oh no, I come out.
02:53:48
Only one strand came out there. Someone to break it.
02:53:50
Just after that there is a second, but it's got some meat on it.
02:53:53
Yeah.
02:53:54
See, was the other man double check for parasites.
02:53:57
But yeah, not only not.
02:54:00
Oh, you got it.
02:54:02
Oh, you missed it.
02:54:03
Oh, okay. You job.
02:54:06
Yeah. Oh, no.
02:54:07
I sucked it down pretty hard.
02:54:09
I want to watch him eat those tacos again.
02:54:11
Okay. Perfect, perfect. Drop another.
02:54:14
You wanna give me the claw?
02:54:17
Yeah.
02:54:18
Now we're going to claw.
02:54:20
Yeah. Of course.
02:54:20
Same. Same deal with the hinge.
02:54:23
These are going to be that one.
02:54:25
Then you're going to pull out that one.
02:54:26
There is some a little bit of meat in this little knuckle.
02:54:29
But typically you want to pull this
02:54:31
down.
02:54:32
There is some meat that gets attached to this.
02:54:34
But once you do that typically you want a claw cracker.
02:54:37
But if you are go like just straight up here Colin Parker
02:54:40
he just Craig that crack this year with your teeth.
02:54:42
Oh yeah opens right up splits in half fucking boom.
02:54:47
Oh and that's all rock out.
02:54:48
That's how you rock out a fucking crab.
02:54:50
Then at the end, if you want to get chintzy, if you're like,
02:54:54
so if you spend a lot of money on these,
02:54:56
you can pull each one of these little sections off.
02:54:59
There is some meat in each one of the like the little knuckle sections
02:55:02
from the clubs sectors.
02:55:04
There are some decent technical term.
02:55:06
Yeah, I don't know what the fuck it's called,
02:55:08
but I'm going to go back to, you know, take me of this shit.
02:55:11
Thanks. Sure.
02:55:12
That was fantastic straw.
02:55:14
Is it a tutorial or a tutorial?
02:55:18
Tutorial, right?
02:55:19
Yes, that's how I would pronounce it.
02:55:21
But now I can. I love your tutorial.
02:55:24
Da freaking rules.
02:55:26
Hey straw.
02:55:27
Brady, give me a tutorial.
02:55:30
Is a word is it is no, I know, I know the I.
02:55:33
I always put the I in there but can I drop a job tutorial now.
02:55:38
Yeah Cambridge you got that.
02:55:41
I would like the UK oppose a dropping of the tutorial.
02:55:45
You're going to propose to me.
02:55:47
Yes. I'm.
02:55:48
I'm proposing to you. Yeah, sure.
02:55:51
I are married officially.
02:55:53
If you're allowed to have two wives.
02:55:54
If one of them is a man. Yes. Wait.
02:55:57
And you just
02:55:59
know gravely country what the Christ is going on?
02:56:02
I've got.
02:56:04
What do you got for me?
02:56:05
You got four minutes left. You know what?
02:56:07
You don't know what you mean.
02:56:08
Hold to a time frame.
02:56:09
I am,
02:56:11
I am, I was schedule
02:56:14
a circadian rhythm.
02:56:15
Man is a pattern, okay?
02:56:17
Circadian rhythm means you sleep an hour and a half in man.
02:56:23
Deep sleep.
02:56:24
And and there's like, he does have to do any with any of this
02:56:28
is exactly my point.
02:56:30
They sleep for 17 years in some cases.
02:56:33
And that is a rhythm that is a very set
02:56:37
in locked in pattern, and that corresponds with the
02:56:42
the breeding pattern of their
02:56:44
favorite prey, which is whatever it is,
02:56:48
the corn they eat corn.
02:56:52
You eat corn,
02:56:53
I do I would, I hate corn, I love the morning poop.
02:56:57
But man, I got to play for extra time for that.
02:57:00
I mean, you love it.
02:57:01
I love looking at it you like.
02:57:04
So you look.
02:57:04
It's like it looks the same.
02:57:07
No. With corn. No.
02:57:09
Yeah.
02:57:10
Look, corn doesn't make you look different.
02:57:13
You don't understand what I mean.
02:57:15
I can explain it. It's.
02:57:16
I have the time.
02:57:18
Nor the crayons to make you understand, but,
02:57:22
the kids threw that in my face in real life the other day.
02:57:26
Is that I needed the time to order the crayons to make you understand.
02:57:29
I was like, wow.
02:57:30
My words blurred that bad.
02:57:33
Okay, so he's the time of the place.
02:57:35
He said. He said it cleanly. Oh, okay.
02:57:38
And the higher pitched, you know.
02:57:40
Yeah, a little bit higher.
02:57:43
Oh, you get much higher.
02:57:44
Hit it. Yeah.
02:57:48
Let me grab.
02:57:49
All right.
02:57:50
Oh, no.
02:57:50
We get much higher.
02:57:52
Oh, I'm in school.
02:57:55
Yeah.
02:57:55
No, I mean, I don't.
02:57:58
Yeah.
02:57:59
Oh, I could be just much worse.
02:58:03
0I03 and you show you around.
02:58:10
Tyler.
02:58:11
We've been silent driving
02:58:13
Penrose tiling the arrows are the kites.
02:58:17
These are the whole kind of today's whole thing.
02:58:21
It's been the Penrose tiling.
02:58:25
I I'm not I can't even make.
02:58:27
Just like.
02:58:28
What'd you say about the kites?
02:58:29
You guys are
02:58:30
got Penrose tiling
02:58:34
that. Yes.
02:58:35
It doesn't repeat and it's forever and it on.
02:58:38
Not the same thing. No, no. Yeah.
02:58:40
Repeated listen no gaffes and no overlaps.
02:58:46
There are there.
02:58:47
But it's not the same plane to me.
02:58:49
Did you even know your own.
02:58:51
How do you redefine a gap?
02:58:53
So a gap if a gap happens to be a polygon we don't count it as a gap.
02:58:58
Yeah. If it I don't the gap is not a gap.
02:59:00
If it's one of the things identified as building the pattern.
02:59:04
Definitely not.
02:59:06
Is this glass half empty or half full?
02:59:09
The pessimist would say neither.
02:59:12
It's got it all in there. Correct.
02:59:15
So a part of the polygon or the gap is based on the observer.
02:59:20
However he decides to define it.
02:59:22
No. Here we got.
02:59:25
Do you know what I'm pointing that.
02:59:27
No, no. The purple one.
02:59:29
The one you just collapsed.
02:59:31
Give me that picture.
02:59:33
The purple one. Yeah. That one, that one, that.
02:59:35
That one with that.
02:59:36
Yeah.
02:59:36
Point
02:59:36
it will tell you he'll be able to tell if you point at your camera where I know.
02:59:41
But so we've taken huge our time.
02:59:43
I said I'm making some of them blue and some of them white.
02:59:46
There's no right here.
02:59:48
See what the battle for zoom in man Brady Brady click on that one right there.
02:59:52
Interpolation. Yeah one.
02:59:54
Yeah.
02:59:54
Hey right there right there Brady there.
02:59:57
So right there. So look let's zoom in.
02:59:59
Oh I'm not sure okay I'm looking at this and you guys aren't.
03:00:01
Yes. Let's go on. Look right here.
03:00:03
It's like crop circles.
03:00:05
You look right here asshole.
03:00:07
Look this is not equal to what's over here.
03:00:10
This is different. That's different. It changes.
03:00:13
That's how they make it.
03:00:15
What is that called? When it. That's gradient. That's.
03:00:17
You totally come out. He just totally Kamala Harris us.
03:00:19
He left him and walked up and said, it looks like ice breaking apart.
03:00:23
This is nothing the same, this shape.
03:00:26
Look at this shape right here.
03:00:27
See the Pentagon that has lines with no gap to the Pentagon.
03:00:30
Oh, no.
03:00:31
Is there a plane flattening and flying into it?
03:00:33
There's no flying into it.
03:00:34
You do you see it?
03:00:36
Little Chrysler star here. 123. Four five.
03:00:39
We'll go straight across it over here.
03:00:40
This does that repeat though. Does that.
03:00:43
No I don't think it.
03:00:43
Oh maybe up and down inverses a little bit.
03:00:46
I think it starts the inverse.
03:00:47
The where does the purple come in. Like why is it.
03:00:51
It's not I don't know, it's weird.
03:00:52
It's a weird, effect.
03:00:54
It's white on my screen.
03:00:57
It's white really making it.
03:01:00
It's like pink and purple like look.
03:01:01
So now look.
03:01:02
Wow. Look, there's a circle created right here.
03:01:04
Do you see this circle?
03:01:05
Do you see the circle?
03:01:07
Look at it a little longer.
03:01:08
You'll see there's a circle right where my mouse is going around in this
03:01:12
is bold. Right.
03:01:14
So it's it's made out of circle.
03:01:15
One of the White Russian reminds me of 48 hours.
03:01:21
I don't know why he was about that.
03:01:25
Look. So this is not. This is not.
03:01:27
This is nothing. This is not a, This is not.
03:01:29
You're correct.
03:01:30
And the assumption they even look, it's a deformed Penrose tiling and quasi
03:01:36
psychic, quasi quasi crystals
03:01:40
by the crystals.
03:01:41
Quasi that.
03:01:43
Look at that, look that a quasi.
03:01:45
That's bullshit. Quasi means bullshit.
03:01:48
Look up the crystals.
03:01:49
You could be a glitch, or you can be a quasi quasi,
03:01:53
because you don't sound so pretentious.
03:01:55
Why is it quite emoto sound stupid?
03:01:58
No, I know, I know, but if you say quasi all the time, you sound even more.
03:02:02
You want to be honest with me? Really? If I say no ozone, you're quasi.
03:02:05
Is that what makes me sound stupid?
03:02:07
Sorry.
03:02:10
I mean to offensive.
03:02:12
Look, you want to blow all our minds?
03:02:13
Listen to what they say.
03:02:14
Crazy looks like going.
03:02:15
But please, I quasar, it's quasar.
03:02:20
We're all. We're all.
03:02:22
We're both.
03:02:22
We're both wrong I completely wrong.
03:02:24
So crazy.
03:02:26
Crazy. I wasn't close to what I was saying.
03:02:29
I was saying quiet.
03:02:30
You were saying quiet was closing or whatever.
03:02:34
I was saying croissant plus croissant.
03:02:37
I knew you were going quasi.
03:02:39
I could tell you were going there.
03:02:41
Yeah, I said you knew that.
03:02:42
I said quasi because I said so.
03:02:46
Hold on, hold about.
03:02:48
All right.
03:02:48
Talk about pretentious.
03:02:50
Even the Oxford. Come on, let's go.
03:02:52
Let's go.
03:02:52
Right to friend pretentious.
03:02:54
Just.
03:02:57
The only thing less pretentious than France is no.
03:03:01
No reference quasi France.
03:03:04
Oh, my God, he's got us bad quasi
03:03:08
quasars on quasi quasi crazy.
03:03:13
Whose was I getting it?
03:03:14
Crazy queasy.
03:03:18
Who says quasi?
03:03:20
I'm gonna start saying quasars.
03:03:22
Inquisitive, quasi quasi
03:03:25
crazy.
03:03:27
We got to breathe.
03:03:28
Well, you.
03:03:30
Are you going on? I already have pulled up. Thanks, quasi.
03:03:32
No, I'm saying there's a whole crazy we can only fool other words.
03:03:38
Yeah.
03:03:38
Thank you very much.
03:03:39
Looking.
03:03:39
I have to say these word, all these prolix used before.
03:03:44
Five other words to say.
03:03:45
It's quasi, as in almost perfect.
03:03:48
For example, the British say it as queasy, quaver as in queasy.
03:03:54
Perfect for you. Yeah. The bird people say stupid.
03:03:56
The crab is a lot of what you ask. Ask in English.
03:03:59
It's so.
03:03:59
Yeah, quaff and fag tomato
03:04:03
for jelly dog,
03:04:09
I'm actually supposed to think.
03:04:13
Are you?
03:04:14
Yeah. Ralph.
03:04:16
Thank you.
03:04:17
It's everywhere. Oh.
03:04:20
Oh. The clip.
03:04:21
Brady.
03:04:23
You know, I don't know.
03:04:24
What do you guys want to do? You want to do a graveyard segment.
03:04:27
You want to look like each other?
03:04:29
Random. No news.
03:04:31
Right?
03:04:31
Oh. Comment. Did you just run right past,
03:04:35
rules suggest you guys want to do random number.
03:04:38
Do you spend, anal rape?
03:04:40
Okay, what's in your pants?
03:04:41
I'll go first in
03:04:44
peanut chicken attack, I don't care, I'm.
03:04:47
Over time,
03:04:49
I get paid extra for this, right?
03:04:52
Yes. Two time. Okay, great.
03:04:54
Roll the clip. Brady,
03:04:56
where's the clip?
03:04:58
You guys skipped right over my Mount Rushmore.
03:05:00
Just totally ignored me.
03:05:02
Oh, what do you want me to record Sing Mountain?
03:05:05
Excuse me.
03:05:05
I haven't see anything at any point. A bumper have not.
03:05:08
Beautiful. Fair.
03:05:10
Mount Rushmore fair. Here's the clue that was.
03:05:12
Oh, okay.
03:05:13
Listen, here's cotton candy, candied apples and corn dogs.
03:05:17
What do you mean?
03:05:18
What was the question? Even.
03:05:21
Where is the clip?
03:05:22
That was the question.
03:05:24
Okay.
03:05:25
Elephant ears, cotton candy, candied apples and friggin corn dogs.
03:05:30
The clip.
03:05:31
I think you changed it.
03:05:33
No, I.
03:05:43
I will go, oh,
03:05:45
but you got to promise to record when I fall over the fence.
03:05:49
Oh, wait. We're reverting.
03:05:52
It's. Halloween is approaching.
03:05:53
Halloween. It's okay.
03:05:54
I know, All Hallows Eve.
03:05:57
No, you lost it
03:05:59
last time I tumbled like ass over apple cart.
03:06:02
You missed. You didn't record footage.
03:06:04
Son of a bitch. It's all your fault. Supply chain.
03:06:07
But I had to go to the show to record everybody's camera individually.
03:06:11
For that reason.
03:06:13
And you're technically I fixed it.
03:06:16
I'm not the one that failed.
03:06:18
You haven't fallen again since, so I'm not your fault.
03:06:21
Yes. Okay.
03:06:22
I'm not saying you're the imbecile.
03:06:24
And if you fail, you have to stay connected
03:06:26
and let your fucking camera okay? Or your phone.
03:06:28
Okay. You're fucking footage, which you've never done.
03:06:31
We have the Brady and Horror Show.
03:06:33
You know that I'm movie, right? Stop collecting it.
03:06:35
Because the only one we need individually is yours.
03:06:38
Yeah. No one cares about us.
03:06:41
Okay,
03:06:43
okay.
03:06:43
I don't have a spin either.
03:06:45
I had it.
03:06:48
There it is.
03:06:52
This is total Asmr.
03:06:54
We just went from fourth to, like, first.
03:06:58
Yeah, if you don't get them, the crab legs.
03:07:00
Well, they're so warm, the meat tends to stick to the sidewalls a bit.
03:07:05
And so you tend to have to open them up more.
03:07:07
Otherwise you can just slide that whole meat piece out if you do it right.
03:07:10
Yeah.
03:07:10
You can slide that meat piece out.
03:07:12
All right. No.
03:07:15
What's the wall.
03:07:16
What's the wall.
03:07:17
You referred to the wall as the shell.
03:07:21
Yeah.
03:07:22
And I don't like my meat to stick to the wall.
03:07:24
I don't like my meat to stick to the wall.
03:07:26
You. That's.
03:07:31
Where the fuck are these graves, dude?
03:07:32
Jesus Christ.
03:07:34
Yeah, well, he's walking to the grave. We could do a spin.
03:07:36
What are we going to do? Segment inside of a segment.
03:07:42
We need to do a graveyard
03:07:43
segment more often because he's gotten slower.
03:07:47
Toxoplasma of rage.
03:07:50
How do you feel about that? I have no idea what that means.
03:07:52
I don't know what that means either.
03:07:54
Who put it in there?
03:07:57
Not me.
03:08:00
Google Toxoplasma hack.
03:08:02
So plasma of rage this Google toxoplasma.
03:08:07
See what that brings up.
03:08:09
Hey Siri,
03:08:11
what does toxoplasma mean?
03:08:13
It's a neat little parasite that is implicated
03:08:16
in a couple of human diseases such as schizophrenia.
03:08:19
Wow. Interesting.
03:08:21
I didn't realize it was caused by an actual parasite.
03:08:23
Really fucking.
03:08:24
There's a little venom thing here.
03:08:26
You always ask. Well, we lost Gary.
03:08:28
Oh, shit. I hope we recorded it.
03:08:31
You know what I like?
03:08:32
He's back.
03:08:33
Connect it. He's not connected. It doesn't record. Shit.
03:08:35
I bet he found her open grave and now he's dead.
03:08:39
We missed it.
03:08:41
So there's an actual parasite, like a little venom thing in there.
03:08:43
Gary always asks who's at the house. You be cured of it?
03:08:46
Apparently there's a parasite or some kind of a fungus.
03:08:49
Is it curable?
03:08:52
Hey, Siri,
03:08:53
is schizophrenia curable?
03:08:56
Toxoplasma of rage.
03:08:58
It's not curable.
03:09:00
Why don't they just kill the little parasite?
03:09:02
Because then the host probably dies, too.
03:09:04
Just like this series that is from Cleveland clinic.org.
03:09:09
Okay, I shut the fuck up, bitch.
03:09:12
Cleveland, can we hear you? Gary?
03:09:14
I don't think we can hear you. I just see a little red dot.
03:09:17
I just see a yeah, a little.
03:09:18
Is that a spaceship? Love the light.
03:09:22
So Elon Musk has a spaceship?
03:09:24
Yeah. We don't know that earlier, but we didn't quite.
03:09:26
I don't even mean the rocket ship. I mean, he's got it.
03:09:28
Literally a UFO. Dude. It's awesome.
03:09:30
It can go completely invisible.
03:09:31
It can disguise itself as a cloud.
03:09:34
It has a microwave that melts metal in the sky.
03:09:37
And they they don't turn it up all the way, so the metal melts.
03:09:40
They just turn it up enough to make your electronics melt.
03:09:42
That's brilliant.
03:09:44
So it disables has a laser that shoots in any direction.
03:09:47
Where do we see. Where do we see proof of this?
03:09:50
I've been looking.
03:09:50
I found one photo, and I'm not sure if it's real.
03:09:54
And there's this one. Okay.
03:09:55
Mr. skeptic is gonna sit here and go show.
03:09:58
Mr. skeptic is gonna tell us all about Elon Musk's UFO
03:10:01
and all those things he can do.
03:10:03
But then he goes, I've only seen the picture almost.
03:10:05
I'm not sure.
03:10:06
Well, and there's also there's people that saw it flying over Israel,
03:10:10
like there's plenty of people. I saw a bunch of shit.
03:10:13
I mean, how many people, saw Jesus, you know.
03:10:16
Oh, great to share.
03:10:19
Nope.
03:10:21
What happened to the Green Lantern for a.
03:10:23
Yeah.
03:10:24
Where was it went over there. Grave.
03:10:27
Since the last time I did this,
03:10:30
there's a button that I pressed the cameras.
03:10:34
Oh, no.
03:10:35
I walked away from the router.
03:10:38
Yeah. Right. So you should have been on regular.
03:10:40
It should have just ducked you to, regular network connection.
03:10:45
I remember your cell phone connection.
03:10:46
Right?
03:10:47
Right. Yes.
03:10:48
Clearly it should have, unless it was barely hanging on.
03:10:50
Sometimes you need to.
03:10:51
You need to kill the Wi-Fi in an.
03:10:53
Otherwise, it's going to, like, barely cling to the Wi-Fi.
03:10:58
When I'm in my carport.
03:10:59
I still am tagged on the Wi-Fi in my apartment,
03:11:02
but it's so vague that it's a shitty.
03:11:04
So are you not wearing any pants?
03:11:08
Okay, I thought I saw bare legs.
03:11:10
It's, That is, this new UFO has sparked global curiosity.
03:11:13
Are you raising questions about its technology and its potential
03:11:17
impact conflict?
03:11:19
What makes this UFO so unique?
03:11:21
How would its presence affect the Israel-Hamas conflict?
03:11:25
Join us as we unveil the capabilities of Elon
03:11:27
Musk's UFO fighter jet that defies physics and joy.
03:11:31
This video that was put together with of under Elon Musk, SpaceX
03:11:35
has made great strides in space technology with three key rockets
03:11:39
the Falcon, SpaceX's first really burst
03:11:42
through as it became Tesla's video event
03:11:45
fueled rocket, and the I didn't think people could Tesla.
03:11:50
Well, you were in pants.
03:11:51
Yes. No, no.
03:11:55
Well,
03:11:57
shorts. Holy shit.
03:11:59
Okay.
03:12:00
I'm gonna say, why are you wearing pants?
03:12:01
It's fucking. Hello?
03:12:03
What's in your shorts?
03:12:04
Belongs only to you.
03:12:06
Yeah, your shorts barely cover up your private parts.
03:12:09
You trying to impress someone with that collared shirt or what?
03:12:11
Oh, it was not a culture.
03:12:13
No, I'm calling you for a shirt.
03:12:16
You're red or something, and maybe.
03:12:19
Holy crap.
03:12:20
However, like every other aircraft around, I'll give you my winner.
03:12:24
Wait.
03:12:25
And then challenge this.
03:12:26
My flying craft. Nine degrees out here.
03:12:28
I love this.
03:12:29
It is still an incredible work of art for just
03:12:32
in case I get all sweaty.
03:12:35
Oh, you got a lot of for her to wipe off, too.
03:12:37
Oh, you know what?
03:12:39
Their white version is very cool.
03:12:41
There's what it looks like.
03:12:44
Yeah, that's an actual photo of it.
03:12:46
It goes. It goes 4600 miles an hour.
03:12:49
I think.
03:12:50
What's the source of this, YouTube video?
03:12:53
Hyperspeed?
03:12:57
Yeah. How many, subscribers does it have?
03:12:59
How many views on this?
03:13:01
I don't know, guys. Do you mind if I stick around?
03:13:03
I mean, I want to go to the breeding draw show, but I don't want to say fucked up.
03:13:08
You don't want to.
03:13:09
You want to.
03:13:09
You can journal. You can come along.
03:13:11
We don't have to.
03:13:13
Yeah.
03:13:14
That's what I want to do.
03:13:15
And you.
03:13:16
Bombshell. Hello.
03:13:17
Brilliant. Rorschach. Everyone's welcome.
03:13:19
You say you get to hear that, right?
03:13:21
Well, that looks like a penis. Fun.
03:14:05
Yeah.
03:14:10
I think.
03:14:16
It's the Brady and Joshua Brady and or Gary.
03:14:20
Yeah. We'll have a day.
03:14:21
Oh, God. Below the.
03:14:24
I'll so blows lady.
03:14:25
And for sure we're doing it our way.
03:14:29
We're gonna make it make our dreams come true.
03:14:32
Brady. And your show.
03:14:34
It's Brady and draw.
03:14:36
It's their show now, Brady. Draw!
03:14:47
Not to
03:14:48
hijack your show, but normally we open with a criticism of the monologue.
03:14:51
And I would say it was a little scattered.
03:14:56
Oh, Asmr it should be.
03:14:59
No, it shouldn't have never really had an official ending.
03:15:02
It should have been. Oh, okay.
03:15:03
Repeating. Yeah, I can see that you should.
03:15:07
It shouldn't have been a clear and repeating pattern.
03:15:09
Yeah. You never.
03:15:09
Oh, it should have.
03:15:10
Yeah. Oh, the overarching arc
03:15:13
you never officially, kind of ushered and introduced Brady
03:15:16
and I to the show format, you know, like, roll the clip.
03:15:20
He said, roll the clip about five minutes.
03:15:21
And yeah, eight.
03:15:24
It was eight minutes in and you know it.
03:15:26
I didn't have a clip ready.
03:15:27
We can check that. Yeah. You did.
03:15:29
You played it immediately.
03:15:30
Yeah. You know what it was?
03:15:32
It was I didn't even have the where's the clip?
03:15:33
You remember why?
03:15:34
That was pretty good. That was good timing.
03:15:37
I didn't even have this right.
03:15:38
I thought the whole was magnificent today.
03:15:41
Not the clip I wanted to play. Which one?
03:15:43
Who's hosting the show?
03:15:44
I think, Brady and StreamYard are the mistakes.
03:15:47
StreamYard.
03:15:48
That's why I couldn't flip the camera in the cemetery mode in the cemetery.
03:15:53
I'm gonna eat now.
03:15:54
There's no reason not to know how you are to.
03:15:58
I have nothing to eat. Literally nothing to eat.
03:16:01
Finally, have your ass eat your ass.
03:16:03
All right, I'm camera.
03:16:06
Find some would eat.
03:16:07
Where's. All right. My God, I vote for you.
03:16:10
For being here for both parties.
03:16:12
The one this Sunday and the one five weeks from Sunday.
03:16:15
Forged in flash. Where's your newest knife?
03:16:18
These are a D.
03:16:19
Oh, God, I gave up after four months.
03:16:21
I made four new knives this year and now it is eight months in.
03:16:26
I've still got four new knives.
03:16:27
So now it's whatever winter hobby, isn't it?
03:16:30
You know, it's the forge in the winter. Well, yeah. Why?
03:16:32
Some turns on a furnace in the summer.
03:16:35
In the winter?
03:16:36
In the blacksmith black.
03:16:37
Keep saying that like Egyptian. Right.
03:16:39
I'm not a blacksmith by trade.
03:16:42
Yeah, I get all hot and sweaty.
03:16:43
I almost pound in that iron.
03:16:45
Yeah. You are.
03:16:46
You are so similar. Like metal fabrication.
03:16:49
That's like the offshoot.
03:16:52
It's an offshoot.
03:16:53
You're right.
03:16:54
It's a kin akin
03:16:57
to, next week. Masturbation.
03:17:00
You want me to tease the flattery rates for next week?
03:17:02
Masturbation. The kids involved.
03:17:05
Let's masturbation. Not kidding.
03:17:08
Masturbation is the topic.
03:17:11
We're allowed to say that.
03:17:13
Oh, yeah.
03:17:14
No, there's plenty of mashups we can do on my own.
03:17:18
Here we go.
03:17:23
No, I don't think that songs about men.
03:17:24
Are you just to.
03:17:28
I'm from.
03:17:29
I'm pro.
03:17:30
My stance on masturbation is pro,
03:17:33
so. All right, let's get right down to it.
03:17:35
When you when you masturbate.
03:17:37
Yeah.
03:17:38
Do you hack tour or do you use lube?
03:17:41
Neither.
03:17:42
I don't have to do use all natural Uber manmade lube.
03:17:45
Oh man.
03:17:46
It spit.
03:17:49
That's talk.
03:17:49
You that's how I know.
03:17:51
Yeah I know man didn't actually make natural.
03:17:54
I use boneless wings.
03:17:58
Takes a couple of years.
03:17:59
But if you don't use any lube, you'll just callus up.
03:18:01
You won't need any I no no no, I, I've felt the rash
03:18:05
the rush or the rash either way would you say felt the rush?
03:18:09
Is this, you know, you feel the rush, not the rash.
03:18:11
If you feel you know, baseball players peed on their hands like the band
03:18:16
to masturbate with.
03:18:17
No, to harden up the calluses,
03:18:21
to masturbate with hard enough man,
03:18:25
why do I am a breeze Park?
03:18:27
This is the brain dorsal, you know.
03:18:29
Got a little reorganizes. Yeah, right.
03:18:31
We know this isn't.
03:18:32
This is new to us.
03:18:33
Normally, I thought it was a gas show.
03:18:36
Unlike know
03:18:38
the Neil deGrasse Tyson show, and I'm Elon Musk.
03:18:40
Come on, who's the star here?
03:18:42
He sets it apart not as a luxury,
03:18:45
but as a fundamental attribute crucial for survival.
03:18:48
The cockpit becomes an extension of the pilot's mind.
03:18:51
Like a conduit for red. Oh, yeah.
03:18:53
You take mushrooms not as a luxury, but as a financial hardship.
03:18:58
Handed, the cockpit becomes an extension of the pilot's mind.
03:19:01
Yeah, a conduit for rapid decisions about the aircraft's responsive design.
03:19:06
Nothing to worry.
03:19:07
Science converges again, and skilled pilots become complete.
03:19:11
I mean, agility
03:19:13
to fly
03:19:15
was not even a knife. Wait.
03:19:17
Hang on. It's not even I footage.
03:19:19
That is Tom cruise.
03:19:20
When he stole that Russian rocket in that one movie.
03:19:22
Look, they actually kept conduit for rapid decisions,
03:19:26
right? Tom Cruise, real quick here.
03:19:28
Here science converges with art and skilled
03:19:31
pilots become conductors of an agility symphony.
03:19:34
That's what. He's handsome right there. Yep, that was him.
03:19:37
Oh. Integrated into the Dark Star,
03:19:40
a major League Soccer doctor.
03:19:43
That that was the movie for Tom Cruise and precision movie.
03:19:46
Traditional defense movie.
03:19:48
Movie render plane movie.
03:19:49
The system generates a high energy laser beam directly on the targets with extreme
03:19:54
what is called neutralizing threats with confidence.
03:19:58
With its unmatched speed, lethal is supposed to go like 1500 maneuverability.
03:20:04
The Dark Star is an airborne blessing.
03:20:07
Gliding grace flew I was I have a missing segment.
03:20:10
Don't let me forget.
03:20:11
Did you not see the new Top Gun?
03:20:14
It's this piece of paper I haven't even I haven't no, I don't like Tom cruise.
03:20:19
He's a Scientologist and he should go to hell and nobody should.
03:20:21
Boiler alert.
03:20:22
Dark star is. Dark star is the plane.
03:20:25
That's the secret plane that doesn't exist. Really?
03:20:27
That saves the day.
03:20:28
Spoiler alert over enemy bases.
03:20:31
But real targets China Sea.
03:20:34
However, the limit on Pacific is to reach up and speed in technology.
03:20:38
Did a great job on this. Absolutely.
03:20:40
Yeah. This advancement has come.
03:20:42
And you know why I think I read why?
03:20:44
Because it was China.
03:20:45
It was absolutely. Yeah. Spelled out as China.
03:20:47
And then they went a minute.
03:20:48
We're going to lose him now. Market right.
03:20:51
CCP said we are not showing this movie with that.
03:20:53
No I mean so they want they switched it to I think North Korea
03:20:58
up to the test market, said North Korea doesn't have that kind of resource.
03:21:03
We don't believe it. We're not afraid. Yeah. It's unbelievable.
03:21:06
So they gave it to a bigger like a German slash Japan kind of what they do.
03:21:11
They made it totally vague.
03:21:12
They just cut it out. Exactly. That's what you know what?
03:21:14
Like when you're a kid
03:21:16
watching those movies and saying, all right, tell me who the bad guy is.
03:21:19
It's the cowboy in the dark hat. Good enough. Let's go.
03:21:21
You don't need to know their political point of view.
03:21:23
Or where is it? I'm wearing a white t shirt.
03:21:25
You're wearing a black t shirt. You're wearing a black t shirt.
03:21:28
I'm the good guy here.
03:21:29
What about their religious point of view?
03:21:32
Yeah.
03:21:33
No, maybe.
03:21:34
But I don't know.
03:21:37
Otherwise I haven't.
03:21:38
I can't read one piece of
03:21:40
the clips on this show.
03:21:42
I don't pray it works.
03:21:45
Sponsored white paper.
03:21:46
When we get vertical stabilizers,
03:21:49
it incorporates cutting edge technology from stealth features
03:21:53
and the ability to fly unmanned to swarming technology for drone control,
03:21:57
scorning technology, deep learning and directed at
03:22:02
image status as a fighter of the future.
03:22:04
It the
03:22:06
anything together, the Tempest can seamlessly share data and messages with.
03:22:10
Let's not even that the Tempest that's a real
03:22:12
that's a plane that the other a few
03:22:16
EU has eat.
03:22:19
I swear there was a movie you you
03:22:22
you look at what's in it.
03:22:26
Okay,
03:22:28
so I'm a guest on the show.
03:22:30
What happens now?
03:22:32
What piece of paper time? Okay,
03:22:35
Mr. White, piece of paper.
03:22:37
I know this looks fun.
03:22:37
I stumbled upon this game earlier.
03:22:39
I'm doing guest 11.
03:22:41
Usually using pre-show.
03:22:43
I go like this from seven star party show, party show, party store.
03:22:48
I've been there. It's on the way for the first.
03:22:50
For the first time ever, there was this weird dish
03:22:54
really in front of the register
03:22:58
that said, please take me, okay?
03:23:01
I kept looking at you, kept looking at it.
03:23:03
I know the dude's in there.
03:23:04
I, I just kick, I helped kick a disorderly out of there one time.
03:23:08
What happened to the guy in here?
03:23:10
It's an he's still there.
03:23:11
I I'll give you ten.
03:23:13
Did I really in years. Years?
03:23:16
Yeah. There.
03:23:17
Hit him in the other.
03:23:18
The two older dudes are rarely, rarely there.
03:23:21
I heard he got blown off the gun. Found it.
03:23:24
Yeah. I have no idea. Do you almost kill himself?
03:23:26
No, there's no history. Piece of paper.
03:23:28
There's the book.
03:23:29
I asked him what those were, and he goes,
03:23:34
oh, those are Bible verses.
03:23:36
Oh, okay. And I took one.
03:23:39
I don't think I haven't, I have, I have not read this really.
03:23:42
So we're going to read this live on air. Wow. I'm
03:23:46
let's see you come to me.
03:23:48
Come to me, all you who are weary.
03:23:52
And I'm going to come
03:23:54
and I will give you rest.
03:23:56
Matthew 1128 do.
03:23:59
That's a written on Ellis Island word.
03:24:03
What does that mean to you, Gary, please.
03:24:05
This.
03:24:08
I mean, Jesus.
03:24:15
What?
03:24:15
What say you?
03:24:17
What say
03:24:19
what? Say.
03:24:21
Let's say.
03:24:28
What say you?
03:24:29
What say you
03:24:32
seriously come to me, all who are weary and burdened.
03:24:35
And I will give you rest.
03:24:37
Matthew 1128 so this Jesus said to come
03:24:40
no, or did or did Matthew say this?
03:24:43
Jesus said, no, no.
03:24:45
Matthew was saying that.
03:24:46
Jesus said this also attributed.
03:24:48
Did the author say it?
03:24:49
What do you mean for no reason?
03:24:51
No one said this.
03:24:53
Yes. Well, why is it written down?
03:24:55
Somebody had to said it.
03:24:56
Wait a minute. Everything.
03:24:58
If you took all the trouble to write it down
03:25:01
and copy it and copy and copy, it must be important, right?
03:25:04
And then cut it out on a piece of paper and put the ball in the party store.
03:25:07
All right, all right.
03:25:10
That's part of the process. Yes. Yeah.
03:25:13
All right.
03:25:13
So if you were religious, what would this mean to you?
03:25:17
Nothing. Absolutely nothing is nonsense.
03:25:19
Is meaning he was ludicrous gibberish.
03:25:23
Oh, like like that's ludicrous.
03:25:27
Like move, bitch, get out the way or ludicrous.
03:25:29
Yeah.
03:25:30
Oh, break.
03:25:32
No. We could do a, mashup of ludicrous and the Fly Dreams theme song.
03:25:38
And Jesus Unchained.
03:25:40
O'Connor on the bloopers.
03:25:44
Do we have Captain Crunch as a.
03:25:47
Oh, like I can't drink beer without finishing my old beer?
03:25:50
Well, full of crap.
03:25:52
I'm not a white virgin. New beer is waving my mental, dear.
03:25:55
Oh Lord, oh my lord, I, I'm the baby now
03:25:59
it's the drawing me.
03:26:02
Go do something, brother.
03:26:04
They are gone.
03:26:05
And giant the mighty Coppola draw and large.
03:26:10
So since,
03:26:11
Brady's no longer on the show, we're going to, go to a draw segment here.
03:26:16
And, it involves
03:26:19
local.
03:26:20
Where the fuck is it?
03:26:22
Oh, no.
03:26:23
I'll be between the captains if you need me.
03:26:26
It involves local politics.
03:26:28
There it is.
03:26:30
And, if you are voting for the Senate race
03:26:34
here in Michigan, I'm not a
03:26:38
woman by the name of, Elissa Slotkin.
03:26:42
Yeah, I've heard of it.
03:26:43
And since, and since Brady does not like Charlie Alhadeff.
03:26:46
This is wrong. This isn't bullshit.
03:26:47
And I want you to know what problems with him except his my Hitler stuff.
03:26:52
But it could have been anyone's mom.
03:26:54
I love Obama and survived breast cancer when I was very young.
03:26:57
And that preexisting
03:26:59
over all of us.
03:27:00
Did you know?
03:27:00
And my mom away from Kennedy for health insurance.
03:27:04
She couldn't afford health insurance.
03:27:05
Her most
03:27:06
ovarian cancer stage was like
03:27:08
a grenade went off in our grenades.
03:27:11
I took a leave of absence to come home and take care of her.
03:27:14
And while she was fighting for her life, we were fighting the insurance companies
03:27:18
just to get her care because damn insurance she wanted.
03:27:21
But we lost her in 2011.
03:27:24
So when I saw politicians voting
03:27:26
to strip protections for people like my mom,
03:27:29
I think just stripping, it's dereliction of duty.
03:27:33
And it's Carol that I approve this message because of my mom. She.
03:27:39
She ran men.
03:27:41
And she is why I fight now. She.
03:27:43
Oh, and I don't know the whole,
03:27:46
by the way.
03:27:46
Hold on. By the way, I don't take no orders from no women.
03:27:49
Your mom had cancer when you were a baby,
03:27:53
and then
03:27:55
she lost her job and got some news that passes for privacy.
03:27:58
It's very.
03:27:59
You came home to help her and you were fighting with the insurance
03:28:04
company for her care, although she didn't have any insurance.
03:28:08
Was even keeping them there.
03:28:10
So did you have insurance or didn't you?
03:28:12
It was amazing.
03:28:13
And by remarkable, she said she didn't have insurance,
03:28:15
but she was fighting with the insurance agent father who wrote
03:28:18
is the heir to the ballpark.
03:28:20
Frank hotdog fortune high-grade meat.
03:28:23
Like I agree with me.
03:28:25
Ballpark. Coney Island.
03:28:27
Oh, that's true pressure.
03:28:28
I stand corrected. Sausage with lamb meat.
03:28:31
I said, who's the Indian girl in a similar ad
03:28:37
except Whitmer's.
03:28:38
How does he keep his glasses there?
03:28:40
I don't know, you just wait time.
03:28:42
I just stay there.
03:28:43
Was president of Blue Cross Blue Shield, so there must have been a nasty divorce.
03:28:49
Very prevents me.
03:28:50
I want to blow this guy now. You. Mom?
03:28:52
Yeah, I read her.
03:28:53
The president title a bar association I called
03:28:56
I liberals think they I don't I don't know what to give health insurance.
03:29:00
I don't know what then listen to that is going to.
03:29:03
I listen to the Brady and join.
03:29:04
Oh I listen to point out the fallacies in the
03:29:07
So we should have a show about phallic symbols.
03:29:09
She's saying that her mother, she was fighting
03:29:11
with the insurance companies when her mother had no insurance.
03:29:14
Meanwhile, her mother was married to the, a millionaire.
03:29:18
So I don't know what story she's telling.
03:29:27
And then he dies.
03:29:28
And you.
03:29:28
The parallels.
03:29:28
It's just in political ads lie and are cockamamie.
03:29:33
And that's her.
03:29:34
That is her speaking for herself.
03:29:36
That is not some PAC that put together a video clip video?
03:29:39
That is her saying that. And then he.
03:29:43
Since you hate him so much,
03:29:44
I'll pull them off the screen so you don't get a oops, sorry
03:29:47
if I pull you off the screen.
03:29:51
Since he since he triggers you so much.
03:29:53
Pretty much he goes into the, the, Whitmer who did this same exact thing
03:29:57
because she claimed that there was some kind of troublesome thing about insurance
03:30:01
and health care.
03:30:01
Meanwhile, her mother was, married to the president of Blue
03:30:06
Cross Blue Shield and then divorced him and then married the,
03:30:12
president of some fucking
03:30:14
thing else, the bar association or some shit like that.
03:30:17
Yeah.
03:30:18
With the Frank fortune already.
03:30:21
You you have these know that was Whitmer versus Slotkin.
03:30:24
So he's just saying and Brady said always one sided.
03:30:27
He said that he doesn't go say that.
03:30:29
You said that in a previous podcast.
03:30:31
I'll pull the clip if I can find if I'm not too lazy, but I'll be too lazy.
03:30:33
But yeah, pick that pick that food out of your tooth.
03:30:36
Great.
03:30:39
He he just says that.
03:30:41
Look, I just happened to go after shitty politics and corrupt politicians.
03:30:44
Just so happens, most of the most of the larger cities
03:30:48
are run by Democrats, and they just happen to be shitholes.
03:30:53
Shitty politicians. Yeah,
03:30:56
that's probably true.
03:30:58
He he's he's going after anyone.
03:31:00
He's going after anyone.
03:31:03
Oh, I was like, have you my beer?
03:31:04
I drank it already. I my full beers over here.
03:31:07
Show me show.
03:31:09
Show him going after any Republican.
03:31:12
He went after Trump for plenty of time.
03:31:14
Trust me, Trump's not a Republican.
03:31:16
I know he ran as a Republican, but he's not.
03:31:19
He he voted Democrat and independent.
03:31:21
He hasn't voted Republican since.
03:31:23
I didn't ask for his voting record.
03:31:25
I said he just that
03:31:27
that's where you put your money, where your mouth is, motherfucker.
03:31:29
He's leaning.
03:31:30
Yeah, but he's a he's a he's a, a commentator, journalist,
03:31:33
a Pulitzer Prize winning journalist. Right.
03:31:37
So he who has worked for CBS, NBC, Fox,
03:31:41
local, Detroit Free Press, fucking Detroit News.
03:31:48
That sounds great.
03:31:49
He sounds very qualified.
03:31:51
Yeah, very much so. And he's real.
03:31:54
That's the problem.
03:31:54
The rest of these motherfuckers are not real people.
03:31:58
Who who's the.
03:31:59
These other, You're done.
03:32:00
Lemons.
03:32:01
You're fucking, not mine.
03:32:04
Adam shifts your fucking even your fucking didn't Don lemon.
03:32:08
Look at the fox people.
03:32:09
Don Lemon got fired recently, didn't he? Yeah. And then he.
03:32:12
Then he kind of turned a little bit more moderate for all of a sudden
03:32:15
he was hardcore liberal. And then all of a sudden he got fired.
03:32:18
He kind of was like, oh, help me, help me
03:32:21
moderate my problem with any news person.
03:32:23
And none of them are perfect.
03:32:24
All of them are, you know, mistake for my problem.
03:32:28
Unless you're being told you've never been told.
03:32:31
Yeah, you can easily follow the money.
03:32:32
They all have to burn to the advertisers, whether they like it or not.
03:32:35
But why are they saying that behind the scenes?
03:32:37
Because they want their paycheck. They'll get fired.
03:32:41
Yeah.
03:32:43
You ever see the channel seven news,
03:32:44
a channel seven news person that had all kinds of dirt on somebody
03:32:48
right before the election, and it's like, what do you mean I can't run it?
03:32:50
What do you mean? It got canned?
03:32:52
So she tried to go out and say, listen, they blocked my story.
03:32:55
This is one of the biggest stories of the decade, probably.
03:32:58
And then they fired her and nobody said a word, and she just disappeared.
03:33:02
I mean, that literally disappeared, like, you know, like Clinton disappeared. But
03:33:06
she disappeared, which Clinton, you know, like Clinton makes people disappear.
03:33:10
She didn't disappear like that.
03:33:13
She just like Clinton disappeared.
03:33:14
She disappeared? Yeah.
03:33:16
News like Clinton got fired.
03:33:18
Like Clinton disappeared.
03:33:19
She didn't get on alive. Disappeared.
03:33:22
Oh. Which is interesting, because there was a suicide drop.
03:33:26
I forget what, the clip was, but there was a one of our shorts.
03:33:31
Do you have any comments?
03:33:33
I've got shorts.
03:33:34
Yeah, we've been shadow van like a motherfucker, I think.
03:33:36
Right.
03:33:37
You see that? Yeah.
03:33:38
Oh, I can see. We used to get.
03:33:40
We used to get an average of not three, three, four, which was weird.
03:33:44
But now we're gonna get rocket surgery.
03:33:46
You can go back to the last video.
03:33:47
We had a lot of hits and then see what killed it.
03:33:50
And it always is. Kamala Harris.
03:33:52
Oh, no, they they she kills a lot of stuff.
03:33:55
Do they have it turn up on full blast for the next three days?
03:33:58
Kamala, they're not going to get it.
03:34:00
Depends on it depends.
03:34:02
So if she's if she's and, if she wants to express her
03:34:05
Indian heritage, you don't want to color Kamala. No.
03:34:09
If you don't like her. Kamala. Because that's offensive.
03:34:10
But if she wants to express if she wants to express her black heritage.
03:34:15
Kamala, you don't want to explain.
03:34:17
You don't want to express it either, because they're gone in giant
03:34:20
but mighty Kamala, because it gets confused with Georgia and
03:34:25
like a southern belle.
03:34:27
Come on.
03:34:27
It's literally for the people around ringside.
03:34:30
Yeah, you gotta be a heart to hit.
03:34:32
Come on, come on, come on, come
03:34:34
on. Culture. He's open it.
03:34:36
Come on. Opening her.
03:34:37
She changes to whatever she needs to be.
03:34:39
I love how also at the DNC that they fucking like
03:34:42
highlighted her husband as if he didn't.
03:34:46
The only reason he is with Kamala Harris is because
03:34:48
he fucked and came inside of his babysitters.
03:34:52
His wife is kids babysitter and then she, the babysitter
03:34:56
actually aborted the child.
03:34:58
So even if he was perfect.
03:35:00
And that's why he's with Kamala Harris, that's why he is with Kamala Harris. Who?
03:35:04
You like our aborted child.
03:35:06
So we're going to go out on stage, and I know you're my husband,
03:35:09
but you're going to go out and I'm going to be like,
03:35:10
you're going to be the first gentleman ever.
03:35:12
And you're going to be like, hey, would you?
03:35:14
I'd be like, no, no, no, I, I would be like, you know what?
03:35:19
I don't want to be you can't even you Barrios,
03:35:22
you can talk about me, you can talk about me.
03:35:25
But I'm not going to be stumping on the trail with you.
03:35:27
Like, listen, I'm not going to be your bitch.
03:35:30
I'm not going to be your bitch. That's no way.
03:35:33
That's what he was. Interesting. Okay.
03:35:36
It was interesting.
03:35:37
I would I would find the video right now, but it's short notice, but I remember
03:35:40
I don't want for I briefly turn, turn the deal.
03:35:43
Oh, no. The don't
03:35:45
I turn the deal.
03:35:47
Got to be a gentleman all the time.
03:35:48
Now the best,
03:35:50
best gentleman.
03:35:53
It was a very briefly turn to down.
03:35:56
I really turn the DNC on the second day for about like 2 or 3 minutes.
03:36:00
And I just happened to see, like, the part of Kamala speech.
03:36:03
And I wish I could find the clip. It's going to take.
03:36:05
It's going to take me a minute if I were to try to find it, if I had time.
03:36:09
But when she and Charlie Leduff watched the whole thing together,
03:36:13
she announced her, her husband and Tim Walz.
03:36:17
She announced her husband first and the husband was smiling.
03:36:22
And then they went to Tim Walz and he was like clapping, smiling at first.
03:36:26
And then he like, quickly went like
03:36:29
like he was pissed.
03:36:30
And then he kind of looked away and was like, mad.
03:36:32
I don't know if he was pissed off that
03:36:33
maybe they announced the husband first before, like him,
03:36:36
or if it was just something he was seeing.
03:36:38
Like it was really, really awkward, but it was like very active too.
03:36:42
I'm the best man.
03:36:44
I don't know, it was kind of odd because he seemed like happy smiling.
03:36:47
Then he went.
03:36:51
I watched it several times on repeat.
03:36:53
That's literally like how it went.
03:36:54
But it was right when he she announced she like gave acknowledge to her husband,
03:36:59
and him.
03:37:02
But again bro times like so
03:37:04
establish myself and the alpha dog at all times.
03:37:08
Going back to the gym.
03:37:09
I love the Omega.
03:37:11
Ben Shapiro likes to note that it's been, like a roughly, I think 40, 48 days
03:37:17
since she's been announced as the the Democratic candidate.
03:37:21
And she has not been answered as she has been not been asked
03:37:24
a single serious question about her, policy, nor has she,
03:37:31
like, gave any
03:37:32
opinion about her policy other than policy.
03:37:37
Do you know who else did that?
03:37:39
Who who made everyone right on his way
03:37:42
to getting 8 million votes, more than any records
03:37:46
administration?
03:37:50
Yeah.
03:37:50
Is anyone ever heard of the current administration?
03:37:53
Yeah.
03:37:53
They're actually arguing and going against themselves.
03:37:56
They have.
03:37:56
No they're not. So,
03:37:58
it's like Microsoft coming out with a new window saying, oh,
03:38:01
that last windows we made sucked. You need to suck.
03:38:03
Wait. You know. Yeah.
03:38:05
You know, where would I be tonight?
03:38:09
But so so how do they do that?
03:38:11
They just they they just say, fuck it. Let's go all in.
03:38:13
Let's do it.
03:38:14
We suck, we suck, we suck.
03:38:16
Dude, it's North Korea.
03:38:19
We'll just fix it.
03:38:20
If you just vote for us in 82 days or whatever, I promise
03:38:24
everything will drop again.
03:38:25
We just roll in glory.
03:38:28
You seen everywhere is North Korea.
03:38:30
I think you're onto something, actually.
03:38:33
Right.
03:38:35
North Korea is not the only North Korea.
03:38:37
Yeah, country is a North Korea.
03:38:40
Well, don't you even respect North Korea and China a little better
03:38:42
because they don't even hide it.
03:38:43
They're just like, hey, this is what we are trying to get in the
03:38:47
100%.
03:38:49
Like, this is great, but the internet is fucked.
03:38:51
Everything
03:38:53
and made it better.
03:38:54
So it's kind of a paradox.
03:38:55
China was the only country that competed with us in the Olympics, by the way.
03:39:00
We were watching gold.
03:39:01
Now remember? Yeah, a couple weeks ago.
03:39:03
They were also really, really poor country 90 gold medal.
03:39:08
They were.
03:39:08
We had more overall.
03:39:10
So we yes, we were the best first rate.
03:39:12
Heart rate is right.
03:39:13
We were the best country in the world.
03:39:16
Yeah.
03:39:16
They were an extremely poor country in the 90s and late 90s
03:39:20
until like I don't know, 12 years of where in China means the crap, right?
03:39:26
When you play
03:39:26
Axis and Allies and you're China, you start with one tank.
03:39:30
What?
03:39:31
Two people, two infantry. Okay,
03:39:34
I think I started with the board game.
03:39:37
Yeah. No.
03:39:39
Is really is it a board?
03:39:40
Yeah. Oh, he started the board game.
03:39:42
So here's how it works.
03:39:43
You start out by playing checkers, then you play chess and then you play risk.
03:39:47
And then you play what you think, risk it.
03:39:49
And, someone who is a chess player, I don't play chess,
03:39:52
but somebody who was a chess player would fucking shit on you for your game.
03:39:55
Yeah. Oh that's true.
03:39:57
So as far as people in the world have gotten chain over,
03:40:01
I love risk, I love risk, and I don't understand chess.
03:40:04
That's the point I make.
03:40:06
That's the point I make, correct? Yes.
03:40:08
He's right.
03:40:08
See, to me I went in the right progression.
03:40:10
Chess. No, that's the point, master stuff.
03:40:13
A whole nother world.
03:40:14
But the the rules are pretty simple.
03:40:15
Once you see a whole nother a whole nother.
03:40:18
Yeah.
03:40:19
Well, okay, a whole other now another, another with the end.
03:40:24
What's hard part another what's matter for something
03:40:29
I put on it to emphasize it's the guy. Not
03:40:35
Cheese smuggler.
03:40:36
Dude,
03:40:38
I have to get my.
03:40:40
Oh, I don't know. There.
03:40:41
Oh, my God, give me a spin.
03:40:44
See, what do we do?
03:40:45
But I also have A000,
03:40:51
I like, pitching,
03:40:55
which comes to make six.
03:41:00
Tolerable.
03:41:02
Oh, no. Oh, no.
03:41:04
For another, another, another, another.
03:41:09
I got regular bad girl.
03:41:11
I didn't love his wife.
03:41:13
Another bitch.
03:41:15
Dinosaurs, feathers or scales?
03:41:18
Feathers, feathers. Combo package.
03:41:21
Feathers. Feathers.
03:41:22
Some feathers, some scales.
03:41:24
Or do you think it was simultaneous, or do you think it transition?
03:41:28
Giant chickens think giant. So you're saying that what?
03:41:30
What bird do we know nowadays?
03:41:32
That transition to a, chicken?
03:41:34
I just said it.
03:41:36
There's a scaled chicken.
03:41:38
No. Let's, No, I love my wife.
03:41:41
No, I love how you know.
03:41:43
Sounds exactly like times.
03:41:45
Here's what's so fucking great.
03:41:47
That's feathers. Only feathers.
03:41:49
No, no.
03:41:50
If they were reptilian in the way
03:41:52
the bones were shaped, they would collapse under their own right.
03:41:55
Right. Have to be bird birds, right?
03:41:57
What do you mean they wouldn't fly, fuckface? They would just.
03:41:59
They don't have to fly.
03:42:01
Ostriches don't fly without the wings.
03:42:03
They're going to collapse.
03:42:04
Because, yes, scales have way more than feather at the wing.
03:42:07
Yes, because these bird like animals have hollow, lighter bones.
03:42:12
I imagine feathers
03:42:14
makes you think that it's the same exact creature, except with scales.
03:42:17
Obviously, when the feathers, the scales, the bone structure is going to change
03:42:21
to what it not only that's going to change bird, now it's exterior
03:42:27
GoldenEye.
03:42:29
We're going to have millions of years of evolution.
03:42:31
But all that's going to change is just the exterior coating.
03:42:35
Yeah, well, we have the bones.
03:42:36
We have the bones, right?
03:42:38
I have got a bone.
03:42:41
Until you find out that most of those bones,
03:42:43
when you see in the in the museums, most of the bones are fabricated.
03:42:46
They found 1 or 2 of the bones and they made the rest. Yeah.
03:42:48
And then they kind of they they'll patch it together,
03:42:51
they'll make a johnstone's.
03:42:53
But they've been suppressed.
03:42:56
Well, let's look at a giant squid.
03:42:57
They tried to make a dinosaur,
03:42:59
and the skull kept falling off because it was too heavy and too big.
03:43:01
They're like, it can't support its own weight.
03:43:03
They literally said their own, probably ten prong paradox.
03:43:08
There's a King Kong paradox.
03:43:10
It's a flat because it can only get no, it can only get.
03:43:12
So something can only get so large I don't.
03:43:15
Oh right. Right. Yeah.
03:43:17
But is on this show.
03:43:19
Holy crap.
03:43:20
Oh no, I gotta go.
03:43:23
I'm like, I want the entire entirety of civilization down.
03:43:28
I love drawing charge. Oh, no.
03:43:31
Okay, ask me anything and don't don't allow jaw to respond.
03:43:37
I've always. I was wrong.
03:43:39
Be in the smartest guy in the room.
03:43:40
And, lately, I just haven't felt that way.
03:43:43
Seriously, guys, even as dumb as I've been feeling lately, I.
03:43:48
I'm not that I'm not retarded.
03:43:50
Yes, yes or.
03:43:54
For lucid, I got into Hawk two.
03:43:57
I got into Dance monkey.
03:43:59
I got into the spinning wheel. Brady.
03:44:03
Oh, the reggae.
03:44:07
Nobility.
03:44:08
Oh, military.
03:44:11
Let's do let's do mobility.
03:44:13
That's better. Fucking.
03:44:14
You should be able to move people.
03:44:16
You know the way sedimentary people should fucking grow roots.
03:44:19
People should get fat.
03:44:21
The military industrial complex is actually
03:44:24
taking everything that we could have away from us.
03:44:29
Nerf guns.
03:44:30
Yeah, everyone does.
03:44:31
Starts with Nerf guns.
03:44:34
All right.
03:44:36
Yeah.
03:44:37
I'm going to try to find the down syndrome during Nerf guns.
03:44:40
Oh my God.
03:44:41
I assume everyone has Down's syndrome.
03:44:44
I think you're born with Down's syndrome
03:44:46
because I assume everyone has down syndrome.
03:44:50
Turn downs.
03:44:51
One street one day.
03:44:52
And you, you're like, Holy shit, I found Down's syndrome.
03:44:55
Turned down for what? It's all right here.
03:44:58
Turns out, for what?
03:44:59
It's been hiding in a Pontiac bar.
03:45:01
Turns out for a walk now.
03:45:03
And they play that at the they. It was hilarious.
03:45:05
They played for. Well. Wow.
03:45:08
They played it from the window to the wall to the sweat drop down my balls.
03:45:13
And I'm like, why are they repeating what they just did at the DNC?
03:45:15
Because they say the little John, seeing that same sweat down John,
03:45:19
all these bitches just keep motherfucker.
03:45:22
He saw you all skeet skeet motherfuckers drop down my balls song at the DNC.
03:45:26
Right?
03:45:27
He didn't sing those lyrics, but he did in the song.
03:45:29
He kind of skipping a it, you know, it's weird how
03:45:32
you say so down my balls.
03:45:34
I imagine Donald Trump is something.
03:45:36
Seriously, imagine Donald Trump having a musical act and the lyrics were
03:45:40
till the sweat drops down.
03:45:41
My balls are skeet, skeet, motherfucker.
03:45:44
Which skeet skeet means come.
03:45:46
All skeet skeet goddamn right and left to go.
03:45:51
And the whole song is about bitches like, bond over your ass
03:45:54
and yeah, that's the that's their congratulate.
03:45:58
Sorry.
03:45:58
Imagine the field day they would have if Donald Trump did that.
03:46:01
But if Kamala did it to the mighty Kamala,
03:46:06
if Kamala did it literally, this is what they would say.
03:46:08
Kamala is listening to the people around ringside.
03:46:11
He's opening his heart to hit on them.
03:46:13
He he he feels what they feel.
03:46:16
Oh, it is fucking run down now really.
03:46:19
They don't even party. This Ron was close with it.
03:46:23
One last call.
03:46:24
Last call has been done.
03:46:25
Yeah, it's 12 minutes away.
03:46:28
Over. Oh, what are you talking about?
03:46:30
No. Florida.
03:46:32
Yeah.
03:46:32
You can't keep your guns on that segment.
03:46:35
You got some rubber gloves on?
03:46:36
This is the last call. But this is not the.
03:46:38
No, this is this is like clean up time.
03:46:41
This is last call has been over.
03:46:46
Oh, I'm glad we watched that.
03:46:49
I'm glad we did too.
03:46:50
It was a good music act. I wonder who it was.
03:46:52
Can we look up this bar and see who the music actor was tonight?
03:46:54
What is the Willie T's and, Hampton Key West,
03:46:58
Willie T's and Q us.
03:47:00
I love this shirt.
03:47:01
You guys see his shirt and tessellations?
03:47:06
Tessellations.
03:47:08
Don't you dare.
03:47:10
This is your show.
03:47:12
Let me get, Tesla reasons.
03:47:14
It is my show, so I can do the inverter work.
03:47:17
Specials. Reasons behind it.
03:47:21
I wanted to do what I wanted with the show,
03:47:24
so I got the show
03:47:27
on the show, and,
03:47:30
I'm drawing your show.
03:47:34
It's the one you want.
03:47:36
Is the deal on Mars and your show of is drawing.
03:47:41
So you draw royalty.
03:47:43
Then it's all below you.
03:47:45
And you, it was draw an island where he lives away.
03:47:51
Right. Are we with
03:47:54
his wife?
03:47:55
We're going make her, Tesla.
03:47:57
He's come through.
03:48:00
Never, ever, ever figure,
03:48:04
what's really weird is this bitch, like, he has no idea
03:48:08
some strangers in Michigan are fucking watching him do his clean up shift, right?
03:48:12
I never know,
03:48:14
no, that's the thing with, Yeah.
03:48:17
Yeah.
03:48:17
I'm not even popular enough to get carnal.
03:48:20
Yeah, I guess not many things that would get me knocked off the air.
03:48:25
And they won't do it because I'm not important enough.
03:48:29
All right.
03:48:29
Music.
03:48:32
Where is the calendar?
03:48:33
This is the calendar.
03:48:34
What role? The clip. Brady.
03:48:37
What day is today?
03:48:38
August 27th.
03:48:41
Oh, it's already highlighted.
03:48:43
It's good.
03:48:44
Good job.
03:48:45
Interesting.
03:48:47
The shit. Piss. Fuck. Hancock.
03:48:49
Slacker motherfucker.
03:48:50
I don't know enough about Fagots.
03:48:54
Wait. Go.
03:48:55
Fagot jabber fagot fagot.
03:49:00
Wow, this is weird.
03:49:01
Why? Calendar.
03:49:04
Screw you in your calendar.
03:49:05
And the calendar you wrote in on
03:49:08
the calendar was set to, like, fucking last.
03:49:12
Fuck yeah.
03:49:14
So they have a calendar for music acts, and there's, it's completely empty.
03:49:19
So apparently whoever was performing tonight, it doesn't matter,
03:49:22
and neither does anyone else.
03:49:24
So for me, there's nothing.
03:49:25
There's nothing on the entire calendar.
03:49:27
I'm telling you from my experience, and it's Monday night in a bar.
03:49:31
Whether or not there's music, it's always open mic.
03:49:34
No, it's the entire month calendar, and they don't list anything at all.
03:49:39
So there's a lazy
03:49:42
they set this up in one point and then gave up on listening musical acts.
03:49:45
Wait, is a different guy to see?
03:49:48
It is open mic motherfucker. I just back online.
03:49:50
Why are you why aren't I just showing this? Why?
03:49:52
That's a different guy, right? Man, it's not on there.
03:49:55
Sorry.
03:49:55
I'm not sharing it.
03:49:58
What are you, dear?
03:49:59
Fledging for?
03:50:03
0000, wait, this is.
03:50:07
Well. So what were you looking at?
03:50:10
I, regardless,
03:50:15
they know.
03:50:16
Oh, see, for some reason it goes to 25.
03:50:19
I don't know why it does this.
03:50:22
What?
03:50:23
Yeah, it's like got it blank. Nothing.
03:50:26
Nothing. Right.
03:50:28
They don't update the calendar, Willy tease.
03:50:30
But look, it's open mic night. This guy came up.
03:50:32
Let's find out when he went up.
03:50:34
Okay, let's let's do this.
03:50:36
Nine hours. There's 13 hour.
03:50:38
Wait. Oh, shit. Look, he's getting ready right there.
03:50:41
Look, he's at the bar. Yeah. We're going to find like.
03:50:43
Oh, say he's dropped his guitar on.
03:50:45
Oh, he's so caught it up. Something's going to trip on that.
03:50:48
You got to be careful. That's not the guy with the blue shirt.
03:50:50
That's a different I know, but it's so good.
03:50:53
So we weren't. No.
03:50:56
That's the guy with the blue shirt. So.
03:50:58
Yeah. Same fan.
03:50:59
So you're good, you know?
03:51:01
No. So what's what it's like. Dude.
03:51:04
Dude. That's.
03:51:05
No see that's.
03:51:06
Yeah.
03:51:06
So we're still watching this sleeveless.
03:51:09
My dude had a collared shirt on your day.
03:51:12
This was this was just a little while ago.
03:51:14
And we went back a little bit older. Man.
03:51:17
We're balder.
03:51:19
Yeah, man.
03:51:21
Let me clean up for a hot one.
03:51:23
Yeah. There he is.
03:51:24
No, a different difference.
03:51:26
Yeah. No, that's my shirt. Yeah. That's him.
03:51:28
Yeah. He's got a hat on. Different hat.
03:51:31
Clean up for a minute.
03:51:32
They must have shut down at one.
03:51:34
Oh, this is two hours ago.
03:51:37
Oh yeah. Yeah, that's what we were watching.
03:51:40
I was just trying to find him. Introduce himself. He'll say it.
03:51:42
You guys know me. For me. You're fucking boring. Brian.
03:51:48
Yeah, him.
03:51:50
Like, there was like.
03:51:51
No, like,
03:51:53
he's barely a smattering of people in there.
03:51:55
It's Monday, and that two, two dudes
03:51:59
hitting on each other at the first one at the bar got out.
03:52:02
He was just putting his hand on the one.
03:52:04
Oh, no, he's walking away with a chick.
03:52:07
Yeah.
03:52:07
No, no, this is this is the part we actually already watch.
03:52:09
This is where we came in, right?
03:52:11
I don't know that this is not doing anything
03:52:15
that's based on this
03:52:18
stoned.
03:52:19
Can we get much higher?
03:52:22
I'm willing to.
03:52:23
Oh, give me that much higher.
03:52:27
So I also.
03:52:31
Oh, I like oh yeah.
03:52:36
We just us.
03:52:38
Oh I love oh,
03:52:44
oh he he did it.
03:52:47
It deleted it wasted it.
03:52:51
Oh dear.
03:52:55
Well let me when I go to the beginning
03:52:57
where he's going to say his fucking name, it just spins okay.
03:53:00
Oh you want to know his name.
03:53:02
You know I might direct right views.
03:53:05
I'm going to call him later.
03:53:07
Haha.
03:53:10
I want that as a drop.
03:53:11
Oh I might I grab
03:53:14
what you drop, you join, you drop.
03:53:17
Did you crash. Oh.
03:53:22
Hey I graph so you know.
03:53:27
Okay, seriously, my liver blew up.
03:53:30
No problem.
03:53:34
This is it?
03:53:38
I don't think so.
03:53:39
No, no, no.
03:53:40
Come for your own.
03:53:42
This explosion or Nami.
03:53:44
That your whole words. Vincent. Florida.
03:53:47
What are you farming?
03:53:49
Do they put the still burning,
03:53:52
broken down?
03:53:53
Oh, you fucking moron!
03:53:55
You're going to smoke plastic.
03:53:57
I I'm for a currently holy purple fuck.
03:54:02
Is that tree fucking them perps?
03:54:05
Yeah.
03:54:06
It's this plus this equals explosion in the barn, by the way.
03:54:10
Dirt floor. Thank goodness. Right.
03:54:13
And dirt floor.
03:54:16
Oh, please. And clear.
03:54:18
Very quick.
03:54:20
Where's the clip
03:54:23
cutter?
03:54:23
They get health insurance, so it's a struggle for us.
03:54:27
I'm gonna have to do what this was about with be required.
03:54:31
What you thought were chicken attack.
03:54:32
Robust Jesus thinking what the dog doing could manage.
03:54:35
They couldn't. We were young.
03:54:37
We didn't know,
03:54:38
but think it's like Marco Rubio.
03:54:40
You know, my dad was a bartender.
03:54:42
It was a chicken. And right before.
03:54:44
Can you been in?
03:54:46
Yeah. Whole fucking life.
03:54:48
You never worked.
03:54:51
Beautiful.
03:54:52
Okay. Yes.
03:54:56
But then he keeps going.
03:54:57
So why can't we, Why can't they fix it?
03:55:00
They just need 82 more.
03:55:01
I don't know, dude. It's a fucking call. Vote for him.
03:55:03
Just one more to call. Everything's going to be fixed.
03:55:06
It's a fucking cold.
03:55:09
No matter who you vote for.
03:55:10
As part of the system.
03:55:12
They were chosen.
03:55:14
We just.
03:55:14
We just watched it happen on the Democratic side.
03:55:17
The problem
03:55:18
is, is they were they didn't want Trump because he wasn't part of the system.
03:55:22
Then they kind of like
03:55:23
they're trying to make him part of the system because they need him,
03:55:27
because he's he's the only he's the strongest candidate.
03:55:31
So regardless of what side you want to look at, there's there's weird powers
03:55:36
that are dictating what actually happens versus what what should happen,
03:55:39
which illogically should happen or what just based on the fact that we are a
03:55:43
government run by the people, it should be a certain way,
03:55:47
but it seems it seems like it has nothing to do with any of that.
03:55:50
I think Dawn might be on to something. There is.
03:55:53
All right.
03:55:53
RFK had to think that reality.
03:55:55
Your son will try to turn right.
03:55:57
Human beings are capable of.
03:55:58
Imagine. I've never seen this journalism.
03:56:00
I how great I am.
03:56:01
But they are coming.
03:56:02
Is I like the problem of how we're.
03:56:05
I don't like using this for this argument.
03:56:07
Yeah I disagree.
03:56:09
Did you come or is it.
03:56:10
My God, that is the greatest you ever.
03:56:12
Hey, you talking to him or me?
03:56:14
I need to hear. Did you comment or is it messy?
03:56:17
And then it's you guys have a nose.
03:56:19
You can hear the sides every.
03:56:21
You're not like showing extra over here.
03:56:23
And then it's like.
03:56:24
It's like, whoop.
03:56:28
It this over time
03:56:30
it's like if there's more here and then it's like whoop down.
03:56:33
He's planning for it going over.
03:56:35
He's got like Gary for from his tie.
03:56:38
But that's clearly
03:56:39
no he's I don't like the smooth I don't like the fall swoop from one of the other.
03:56:44
There's a giant swoop.
03:56:45
There's too much of it. He doesn't.
03:56:47
He does where you need to.
03:56:48
That's some thick ass hair.
03:56:49
It goes well however it wants. Right there.
03:56:52
I've got that, too.
03:56:53
So you know what I do?
03:56:54
I later than like, oh, wait, no. Never mind.
03:56:58
Yeah, but shorter hair gets boring.
03:56:59
Yeah, my hair does it.
03:57:01
I did last time I showed you my mohawk before I had it like I literally cut off.
03:57:05
I can show you my
03:57:07
dude.
03:57:09
You don't have to go.
03:57:11
Does good. Is a unicorn. Well, yes.
03:57:14
Sometimes you think that a greater God is one who is a flying spaghetti monster.
03:57:18
How do we determine which is actually the greater God and
03:57:22
a God that would be the greatest God.
03:57:24
This is my pony thing one provide. Amazing.
03:57:27
You kept your phone.
03:57:27
This is my man. Listen.
03:57:29
Listen to my man bun.
03:57:31
This is my man.
03:57:31
But my. I kept my, you know, my pony.
03:57:34
Damn, man.
03:57:36
Man, I'm getting in the man bun
03:57:39
in the name you sound name.
03:57:41
Man job.
03:57:43
God doesn't exist.
03:57:44
Surely thinking about unicorns doesn't make them exist.
03:57:48
But that's not what Anselm is getting at, isn't it?
03:57:50
Though, like, sure, the more sophisticated
03:57:53
versions of the argument get into things like the property of necessity,
03:57:56
but they all ultimately come down to what human beings can imagine.
03:58:00
So if I can imagine a unicorn that definitionally
03:58:03
has the property of necessity,
03:58:04
one that actually exists would be greater than one that only exists
03:58:07
in my imagination.
03:58:08
Therefore, unicorns exist.
03:58:11
Again, there's simply different nature of how we're measuring greatness.
03:58:14
The God of the Bible, as Christians describe him, is not the greatest
03:58:18
that I can imagine.
03:58:19
Since he was based on the trees, not their actions.
03:58:23
He does nothing to protect those that he claims.
03:58:25
See, what I'm saying is like, imagine a God who is more fair, and just than that.
03:58:29
Therefore, by the logic of this argument,
03:58:31
God exists and is most definitely not the Christian God.
03:58:35
But this argument does is less converse atheist.
03:58:38
Yes, and more ground our understanding of God logically
03:58:41
helping us to understand the nature of God.
03:58:43
So then it's not an argument, it's a logical grounding.
03:58:47
I mean, it's not really even that, but if it's not meant
03:58:50
to convince some of those, like, then it's just always right.
03:58:53
Bow to that in which nothing prior, thank God, must be,
03:58:57
I mean, Star Trek isn't the Star Trek completely.
03:59:00
Yeah.
03:59:01
So of all, we're making a video.
03:59:04
Wouldn't it be called the Bow Tie Fighter?
03:59:07
Yes, it would be for explaining how
03:59:10
all this completely sufficient in himself comes back.
03:59:13
The Wheel of Fortune
03:59:14
to be more clear and to show my full nerdiness by the battery more clearly.
03:59:17
That is a bomber Tie fighter.
03:59:20
I don't know what it is.
03:59:22
As clearly indicated by the curved wings.
03:59:26
Clearly.
03:59:27
Query.
03:59:29
Query. Oh, query.
03:59:31
Why that word is called query.
03:59:32
So people are always asking no
03:59:36
faster next week's topic.
03:59:39
Yeah, that's why I said that.
03:59:41
If you said three more times like Beetlejuice impersonation,
03:59:44
masturbation, masturbation I know,
03:59:48
all right. Did I say that?
03:59:49
Yeah. I watched him suck it down.
03:59:51
Yeah, I was curious.
03:59:52
I'm going to need about a 15 second clip from each of you for the title screen.
03:59:57
Masturbation. Masturbation, man.
03:59:59
How about.
04:00:02
No word.
04:00:05
Oh, I said it for 15 seconds.
04:00:08
Is it for demonstration?
04:00:09
Reason I gave you that thing and no, you asked me for more demonstrable video.
04:00:15
Demonstrable.
04:00:16
Not, in fact, completely sufficient in himself.
04:00:18
Not good enough that we need to explain to us.
04:00:22
It would be self-evident that was not just or something like, oh, yeah, thank you.
04:00:27
Like a matter literally how it is because
04:00:31
we know he's God and must be real point.
04:00:33
He's trying to like the creatures.
04:00:34
I don't think everybody can feel like this.
04:00:37
I want to show Father God that doesn't my jam, man.
04:00:42
If he's talking to me like that in the whole time,
04:00:44
when you talk somebody in real speed, you're like, why?
04:00:46
Oh, I know, dude, it's really weird. Yeah, I've noticed that too.
04:00:49
You get impatient, you're getting pissed at me
04:00:51
like 4 or 5 times this show for no reason other than I'm probably talking at .1.0.
04:00:56
No, I just get pissed in general at you because, like, I don't know, I don't.
04:00:59
I have you ever been on the other side
04:01:03
pit and you're at
04:01:05
weight?
04:01:05
The other side. Is that the name of a gay bar?
04:01:08
Yeah. That's a I'm just saying.
04:01:09
Have you on the other side, like afterlife?
04:01:12
Never.
04:01:16
Remember that time Trump was almost assassinated in the whole world?
04:01:18
Yeah. And then they decided.
04:01:20
And then the Democrat campaign decided to take Biden and Kamala
04:01:24
off the ticket
04:01:24
and just put Kamala by herself on the ticket,
04:01:26
even though she would have been in charge anyway.
04:01:28
And they all of a sudden they're like, oh yeah, she's great.
04:01:31
Oh yeah, same thing.
04:01:33
Even though what?
04:01:35
I hate bitching about it.
04:01:37
This is a show about romance, right? The. Yeah.
04:01:39
Kamala Harris, do you think three times she's had a word
04:01:44
that I don't care?
04:01:45
Would you, would you base it on voting record and.
04:01:48
Oh yeah, my banger.
04:01:49
Like ten years ago I made banger like ten years ago.
04:01:51
I don't know currently.
04:01:52
No, no. Yeah.
04:01:53
She like, talks and laugh. So she.
04:01:56
Oh yeah. It looks like a. Yeah right.
04:01:58
It looks like you're serious I would well I you guys
04:02:02
it looks like her skin is melting off her body.
04:02:04
How are you a
04:02:06
no, we're good.
04:02:07
Another person.
04:02:11
How do you what.
04:02:13
Yeah.
04:02:13
Do Kamala like ten years ago maybe.
04:02:15
Maybe 1520 I'm curious.
04:02:17
Currently.
04:02:20
Currently for her age?
04:02:22
Yes, please take her out of the suit.
04:02:25
Take her out of the weird.
04:02:26
No weird, bulky shoulder.
04:02:28
No, I don't have to go.
04:02:32
I'm sure she's.
04:02:33
She's got, like, maybe like a scope. Right.
04:02:36
So this is her. This is three years ago.
04:02:39
You think she's got a booty or
04:02:42
no flat?
04:02:43
No booty?
04:02:45
No. She's probably got some hips, but she's got no, like, booty.
04:02:48
Like no like meat in the back.
04:02:49
No, no square, no hips.
04:02:52
Yeah. Yeah.
04:02:54
Right. Come on. I like that anyways. Right.
04:02:56
What I was saying was I don't like her.
04:02:58
Right.
04:02:58
Or like she's more like eternally this time.
04:03:02
But it was the shoulder pads, though.
04:03:04
When is the last Democratic presidential candidate
04:03:07
that was actually elected or, you know, selected or who was her appointed?
04:03:11
Bill Clinton, JFK.
04:03:14
Bill Clinton was hot.
04:03:16
When when, when when Hillary Clinton was hot.
04:03:19
When Hillary ran, Bernie Sanders was way hotter was when I was.
04:03:23
We're judging dudes, man.
04:03:25
Like dude was, what's your vice presidents?
04:03:29
Who's a lot of presidents, and I'm pretty sure to get a point across.
04:03:33
And I'm so sorry.
04:03:34
No, I'm just trying to remember who ran in 2012.
04:03:36
Was it you know, Woodrow Wilson? Obama? Yes.
04:03:39
Obama the black man.
04:03:41
No. Second, no Rushmore.
04:03:44
Mount Rushmore.
04:03:45
Presidents go.
04:03:47
The, Obama's got to be number one.
04:03:49
Think of Mount Rushmore because they are not ranked one through four.
04:03:53
It is just, oh, they're not four.
04:03:56
Great.
04:03:58
JFK Grant
04:04:00
Lincoln during their time or overall, is it during the time of their presidents?
04:04:05
Higher.
04:04:05
Rushmore for me is Grant from birth ten.
04:04:10
You're judging their attractiveness from birth to death or during their term
04:04:15
as their sexiest dude.
04:04:16
Why are we doing their turn?
04:04:18
No, no, no. Actor sexiest.
04:04:21
I thought it was specific about that.
04:04:25
What about during that term?
04:04:27
Yeah. So Abraham Lincoln was overall sure.
04:04:29
I've never seen
04:04:30
I mean, overall
04:04:31
it'd be hard to judge because at one point they're all they'd all be children.
04:04:34
And so it'd be really hard to judge which one is hot.
04:04:37
Oh, Reagan, let's give everybody the best advantage.
04:04:39
Everyone at their prime.
04:04:42
Yeah.
04:04:42
So how much more exactly?
04:04:44
About 11, 12, 11, 12 years old.
04:04:47
Abraham Lincoln,
04:04:50
you know, Donald Trump
04:04:51
in his prime, of course, as we've established earlier, he was hot.
04:04:55
You think he was hot? He was kind of had a weird look to him.
04:04:57
He was kind of like he more rich boy, which is fine.
04:05:00
He was ugly.
04:05:01
He was an ugly billionaire.
04:05:03
He didn't have weight on them either.
04:05:05
He wasn't he wasn't hefty in his younger age.
04:05:07
I just thought he was, the he had a lot of attractive,
04:05:11
but I think I don't think physically he was he was like, wow.
04:05:15
He wasn't like a Brad Pitt, you know?
04:05:16
Like, here we are on this J like Brad Pitt sanctuary.
04:05:21
If they're worth more money.
04:05:23
Come on.
04:05:24
I'm wrong.
04:05:28
What about it?
04:05:28
Okay. Let's just go to their in their terms.
04:05:30
Because it's hard to judge who was hottest when they were like.
04:05:36
It's hard to judge who was hotter when they were 13 or 14.
04:05:39
Breaking news. This just in.
04:05:43
Oh what is this as high as the state?
04:05:45
Oh my God, the, somebody's already got a lot for us.
04:05:51
Ain't no merkel I'd like to bang the most.
04:05:53
Oh, he is fucking hot.
04:05:56
Hold on. Go back.
04:05:57
This is order from one to most.
04:05:59
So you really should know a merkel man.
04:06:02
Oh, this goes deep.
04:06:03
Oh, they put Trump way, way down Angela merkel John Adams.
04:06:08
I maybe take a blowjob from him I'm not sure though
04:06:13
John Adams let for
04:06:16
turn it down.
04:06:17
Turn down for John Adams grave.
04:06:19
I seen John Adams grave.
04:06:21
I didn't want to stick my dick in the dirt. So, I don't know.
04:06:24
I kind of wanted to.
04:06:28
That's a weird haircut.
04:06:29
It's like he's trying to hide, but, the worst people over.
04:06:33
He's the overground coded forward.
04:06:37
I could actually pull that off. He should. You should.
04:06:39
I would get him just a little bit. Urine.
04:06:41
I might get him confused with Van Buren. Van Buren?
04:06:43
I don't know who the fuck you have him confused with Van Buren.
04:06:47
These guys, They think he's more.
04:06:49
He's like 4 or 5 of these.
04:06:51
So many are quick. Wrong.
04:06:53
Of course. It's obviously bias here.
04:06:56
Yeah, but I get more tired.
04:06:58
I don't know, would you rather fuck Nixon or Trump by this guy's looking.
04:07:02
He's gross looking.
04:07:03
He looks like them for now.
04:07:05
I like him, the rock man.
04:07:07
Yeah,
04:07:08
I think you guys like the thing Charlton has after a bad night, he.
04:07:13
It looks like
04:07:14
if you if he gave you a blowjob, it would fucking hurt with those fucking.
04:07:17
Yeah, yeah.
04:07:18
Those crushed those. Right.
04:07:20
Take the teeth out though.
04:07:21
Yeah. Right. It's like tap them.
04:07:24
The mustache.
04:07:25
The mustache was cute I will say his the mustache.
04:07:28
They don't keep the handlebars for nothing.
04:07:32
The only one is I like the windblown look.
04:07:35
Look at.
04:07:36
He's got that way below.
04:07:37
It's like yeah. No Ernie of Bert and Ernie.
04:07:39
They had a fan on him.
04:07:41
Yeah, it looks like Ernie is hot.
04:07:44
No fan out of the game.
04:07:45
The wind blown look, he's, He looks like a recruit, like professor X.
04:07:50
That's full. Yes.
04:07:51
The lamp looks decrepit.
04:07:53
It's the photo.
04:07:54
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it looks like professor X.
04:07:56
He looks like professor X.
04:07:57
Probably trying to push out a dump.
04:08:00
The second best segment of the show, by the way. Yes.
04:08:04
It's not penis.
04:08:05
Which like last which camera is he looking at?
04:08:07
Which which way is he looking? It's hard to tell.
04:08:09
You have a lazy eye. Yeah.
04:08:11
Which way is, Okay, so it's Eisenhower.
04:08:15
He's somebody. Eisenhower. Whoa!
04:08:21
Andrew.
04:08:21
Oh. Oh.
04:08:23
He's like a mel Gibson type.
04:08:24
I could see women being attracted.
04:08:26
Him or gay men, maybe.
04:08:27
Who's the the guy that's chasing? No.
04:08:31
The one.
04:08:32
No, I swear to God, it's the drop.
04:08:34
Do you do that a purpose?
04:08:36
Yes. No.
04:08:40
Tommy Lee Jones.
04:08:41
That is a Tommy Lee Jones. Yes.
04:08:45
Yes, yes. Yeah.
04:08:48
Yeah.
04:08:49
Yeah. Yeah.
04:08:50
No. Lincoln.
04:08:52
The one you had him in the top four.
04:08:54
He's 31.
04:08:54
No, no, he is a quote.
04:08:57
He just. He.
04:08:59
How old is he in this, like, picture like 70s.
04:09:02
Well this is no, he's on the penny at this
04:09:05
motherfucker. No.
04:09:16
This is what it looks like.
04:09:17
This is definitely a I don't know why so funny.
04:09:20
Oh, no, no, no, he's definitely a smoker.
04:09:24
What do you want from me?
04:09:26
You're offering.
04:09:28
That's that's a they all were.
04:09:29
Whoever painted that hated this guy you met half nigger, didn't you,
04:09:35
James Madison?
04:09:36
Probably to.
04:09:38
What?
04:09:39
You can't see Jimmy Carter's anything.
04:09:42
Seven.
04:09:44
Is inside.
04:09:46
He had to follow Ford even in the hardest or Herbert Hoover.
04:09:51
Hoover? Yeah.
04:09:52
I always said Hoover was sexy.
04:09:54
Nixon was good.
04:09:56
Yeah. You just see him in a bikini?
04:09:59
Bush senior.
04:10:00
That's not him.
04:10:02
Well, Washington's my number one.
04:10:05
Who uses soldier, though, man, you gotta be fit.
04:10:09
He's pretty.
04:10:11
He's pretty dapper.
04:10:12
He's got that Obi-Wan Kenobi look, that's Grant Riley.
04:10:16
Benjamin Harris hair.
04:10:17
Oh, Harris.
04:10:19
Dude, no one's ever heard of him.
04:10:22
Who's that?
04:10:23
Van Buren,
04:10:25
Rutherford b Hayes.
04:10:28
Hayes.
04:10:29
No one's ever heard of President Hayes.
04:10:32
B Hayes.
04:10:33
You behave yourself.
04:10:35
James Buchanan, new king I've heard of, but, man, that doesn't look like you.
04:10:41
He looks too British to.
04:10:44
It's worth those two gay
04:10:47
James Monroe looks pretty gay.
04:10:49
Yeah, well, I'm certain he is.
04:10:54
Woodrow Wilson.
04:10:56
Right. Good.
04:10:57
Harry Truman looks just like the bald guy, right?
04:11:01
Yeah. The other one. Roosevelt or whatever.
04:11:03
Oh, is that a French dude?
04:11:07
Andrew Jackson?
04:11:08
You dude, you said the guy that killed the banks and then him as an end.
04:11:14
Fuck you. This is the same.
04:11:16
Do you know anybody who actually stood up to the central bank as a fuck?
04:11:19
No. Central bank. Never. Never. Not once.
04:11:22
So maybe it's just so wrong.
04:11:24
So wrong.
04:11:25
You said someone looked like they were two British, but, like,
04:11:27
aren't a lot of them British?
04:11:29
Look at all of us.
04:11:30
All of us are British, dum dum.
04:11:32
That's the guy, I guess.
04:11:34
Yep, we heard that British before.
04:11:36
I say that looking guy in Italian.
04:11:38
That makes me British. Why are you saying that?
04:11:41
Yeah, before you say that, look at the guy I was talking about, James Buchanan.
04:11:45
Buchanan bludgeoning?
04:11:48
Yeah, okay. Bludgeoning.
04:11:50
Buchanan bucking and looks really British.
04:11:54
Yeah, it looks like a tool.
04:11:56
Or just comb it.
04:11:57
I think he's trying too hard.
04:11:59
I've never heard of him.
04:12:00
It's more of a painting.
04:12:01
You can fuck his chin after you're done. Fucking.
04:12:03
Yeah, right. Yeah. Wow. He's got tough.
04:12:06
You can't say that about the president of the United States.
04:12:09
You got an iron?
04:12:10
He's not. He's no longer the president.
04:12:12
Woodrow Wilson.
04:12:13
He's like that.
04:12:14
Or even a conservative.
04:12:16
They have like they have like a little penthouse forum.
04:12:18
Roosevelt Woodrow Wilson is like that stern professor crush president.
04:12:24
Until you left.
04:12:25
Simpsons did it deserves did it.
04:12:28
Simpsons did it. Woodrow.
04:12:29
Bart.
04:12:30
Bro wrote a fake letter to Krabappel.
04:12:34
Yeah, got Woodrow Wilson.
04:12:35
You got the name Woodrow from Woodrow Wilson. From Calvin Coolidge.
04:12:38
Ross Perot, obviously.
04:12:40
Was that father he looked like he had.
04:12:44
If you if you were to talk, he would probably sound like the kid.
04:12:49
Yeah.
04:12:50
If you were going to get raped, would you want to get him?
04:12:51
He's like. He's like, hey, for the kid. Might be relieved.
04:12:54
Least they had some interest in you.
04:12:56
Or just, what are you drinking?
04:12:59
I put some have much, so I put some lemon juice,
04:13:01
some club soda and some fucking gin
04:13:05
and put some water in my face.
04:13:07
I ran out of beer.
04:13:08
Yeah, I'd rather have beer, but I'm drinking much.
04:13:10
Yeah. Me too.
04:13:11
Oh, crap.
04:13:12
I'm hooked up.
04:13:14
Bill Clinton 13.
04:13:15
Ron, that was Ronald Reagan. Yeah. Clinton.
04:13:17
Oh, Clinton is Reagan is before Clinton.
04:13:20
Yeah. I don't I don't know. Yeah.
04:13:23
How is Reagan?
04:13:24
And in his younger years Hollywood star man
04:13:29
Hollywood it said it says Ronald Reagan is a disadvantage
04:13:33
in this campaign because he was neglected until he was under 70.
04:13:38
Right?
04:13:39
Yeah. He's old.
04:13:41
Yeah.
04:13:41
What about what really vibrant is that, Truman,
04:13:45
do you guys feel like Watergate was all my real or fake?
04:13:49
Oh, what?
04:13:50
Ten we would.
04:13:52
You weren't even never president of the United States
04:13:56
before. It was Ben Franklin.
04:13:58
Thomas Jefferson was.
04:14:00
Oh, I thought you were Sean Hamilton.
04:14:03
Roosevelt. Right.
04:14:04
This is hottest president.
04:14:06
That's who's ever won. Oh, boy. So hot.
04:14:09
Oh, my God. Yeah.
04:14:10
It's very Bush wasn't great.
04:14:13
It was a Garfield.
04:14:14
I mean, look at those guys.
04:14:16
Look. Oh Barack Obama, he's so funny.
04:14:19
He was my he was more than one as was racist bias.
04:14:23
And for such horrible time.
04:14:27
Keep showing up.
04:14:28
They said, why don't you go back for the black dude president?
04:14:32
We did. Oh crap. I heard it. He's like,
04:14:36
Grant,
04:14:38
those play hard black dudes.
04:14:40
You kind of got a hard on fooling around.
04:14:42
Yeah, it's not him either.
04:14:44
Theodore Roosevelt.
04:14:45
Theodore, one of the Roosevelt.
04:14:46
Oh, that was so. The other Roosevelt.
04:14:49
We've we haven't we haven't seen the other one yet.
04:14:52
We haven't seen the report on him.
04:14:54
I don't know, FDR is number one.
04:14:57
How much you want to bet?
04:14:58
Hey, is there just I get, but I don't I may did we see him?
04:15:02
I don't wanna go back through the handicapped, but of course, too.
04:15:05
Of course he got how. Yes. I don't even so.
04:15:07
Oh, look at.
04:15:08
Oh slow driver him.
04:15:11
He's he's he's okay. He's okay.
04:15:13
But he's not.
04:15:14
He doesn't really talk like this. Wait.
04:15:16
Do we do junior yet James Capel who's number one. Who.
04:15:20
Haven't we seen him go and don't show it.
04:15:22
Who during the tuna. Next.
04:15:24
We already showed it.
04:15:25
Come on.
04:15:25
We already show. No, we actually showed it before we scroll the.
04:15:28
We just forgot about.
04:15:29
No island. After who left.
04:15:31
We already saw at the beginning. We just forgot.
04:15:32
By the time we got through the lobster.
04:15:35
Allen. Arthur.
04:15:36
Chester. Arthur I remember the screen.
04:15:39
Oh my God, oh my God. They didn't show Biden yet.
04:15:41
They didn't show by sucking by by.
04:15:43
But it's by well Harris.
04:15:45
Nice number one.
04:15:47
Biden I'm not going better with Biden.
04:15:49
It was not Biden. It's a bunch of malarkey.
04:15:52
Okay, Jared.
04:15:54
No, I'm kidding, it's Franklin Pierce.
04:15:57
I've never heard of this son of a bitch before.
04:15:59
I know president number.
04:16:02
He's the hottest American president.
04:16:04
You're probably thinking, wow.
04:16:05
Yeah.
04:16:06
Where has Franklin Pierce been all my life?
04:16:08
The answer is he died.
04:16:09
With all due respect, that's a bunch of malarkey.
04:16:12
Anyway. Yeah,
04:16:14
so Biden was not on this list.
04:16:17
He was a figurehead, just like all the others.
04:16:22
Neither was the wheelchair president.
04:16:24
What would you say? Was it which. Which rose?
04:16:26
Franklin Delano Roosevelt, FDR? Yeah.
04:16:28
To report on him in elementary school, he was the oh eight polio king,
04:16:33
which is it was only he was only required four and a half.
04:16:37
Was he a present?
04:16:37
No, it was the one of the like poster boy.
04:16:40
I always go to the poster board reports, not the like.
04:16:42
Yeah, but I mean, what do you do, ladies
04:16:45
and you're the worst aged girl.
04:16:49
What do you mean?
04:16:50
What are you going to do?
04:16:50
What you gonna do,
04:16:56
I don't see him listed.
04:16:57
Well, thanks for having me on your show, guys.
04:17:00
Oh, wait. No, that's the other one, right?
04:17:05
Is that the wheelchair?
04:17:06
What?
04:17:08
Yeah, yeah.
04:17:11
Oh, he didn't even say bye.
04:17:12
He just said thanks for having me on your show. What a fucking clever fagot.
04:17:15
Yeah. You're welcome as always.
04:17:17
Thanks.
04:17:17
Yeah. Yes.
04:17:21
Yeah.
04:17:22
Yes, yes.
04:17:26
Oh, my lord, I used to play on the wall.
04:17:29
Has something to do with it.
04:17:31
East. Want to end the show in three hours?
04:17:33
I think they raise that now.
04:17:35
It's like ten hours and shit.
04:17:37
There's no reason for him to leave the show like that.
04:17:41
I don't know, something's wrong with that man.
04:17:43
Know we need guests. We need you and Grady.
04:17:47
Both are just trying to bring them the church man visit.
04:17:52
No, I'm just telling you it wasn't right what he did to YouTube, man.
04:17:55
You know, he either.
04:17:57
So he'll miss this part of the show because he's probably walking
04:17:59
into the house or whatever. But.
04:18:00
So it's since next week is masturbation.
04:18:02
You and I should not even show up the joke
04:18:06
order. You.
04:18:07
You masturbate alone so he can do the monologue and masturbate all week.
04:18:12
Next week by himself, we have a song about that.
04:18:15
Do you?
04:18:16
I hope that it's not a phasing issue, but if I can get some foresight,
04:18:21
maybe I'll fuck with it.
04:18:22
But I even hit that in my foresight and foreskin.
04:18:25
I'll fix anything.
04:18:27
I'm pretty sure it's got a the phasing issue with.
04:18:29
Actually, I'm pretty positive you said they couldn't.
04:18:32
You can't pull it and flip it and put it back.
04:18:35
Yeah, that's what I've been doing.
04:18:37
Yeah, that's what I have been doing.
04:18:38
But it's been slow and go because it's obviously not like my life's work, but
04:18:42
it is part of my life's work, which is why I want to do it a bit more justice.
04:18:45
But yeah, again, I just didn't know what I was doing.
04:18:48
And I'm just like, I don't know, this sounds different.
04:18:50
And I'm clicking the phasing button and then like I'm like, all right,
04:18:54
let me just like flip the phase of this. And then
04:18:57
the way I was panning shit
04:18:58
and doing the way or doing multiple takes and if someone whatever.
04:19:02
Long story short, it ended up with, the stealth bomber issue,
04:19:07
which is always interesting, which I totally don't
04:19:09
understand the dynamics of, but something I've always been,
04:19:12
it's just been crazy to me that if you take one sound,
04:19:16
you mimic that sound and you reverse the phase of it,
04:19:19
it cancels out the audio of that sound, but you can still visually see the sound
04:19:26
as if it's being emitted.
04:19:31
It's weird,
04:19:33
right? It is.
04:19:34
Yeah, sure.
04:19:36
Do you understand that dynamic at all or I sound it works.
04:19:40
I mean, I understand the wave on top of a wave.
04:19:43
You know, the phasing reverse phase, it just bounces
04:19:46
perfectly off of each other and cancels each other out.
04:19:48
Like the sound. Just, I don't know, one.
04:19:51
A perfect counteraction to what is there is going to make nothing then like it.
04:19:57
All right.
04:19:58
I don't always find the energy, but that's how a stealth bomber
04:20:00
is able to fly silently because it emits the.
04:20:03
It'll emit the reverse phase of the exact same sound
04:20:07
the engine makes to be able to make no sound.
04:20:12
Elon Musk's got a hide like a cloud.
04:20:15
Yeah.
04:20:16
He'll, make a CGI video based off of, clips,
04:20:19
movie half hour comments this week.
04:20:22
Are you?
04:20:23
So I mean, do we really need do we need we should have we should save him.
04:20:27
For what? Comments.
04:20:29
I've been coming.
04:20:31
I believe so, yeah.
04:20:33
Something about Kamala Harris's husband.
04:20:37
I think I said something once.
04:20:39
Yeah.
04:20:40
We only had the one comment, one comment that said was this short
04:20:44
I generated talking about shirtless Joe from shirtless Joe?
04:20:51
I was one of the showgirls.
04:20:52
Yeah, I thought it.
04:20:53
Oh, this is this is our first comment.
04:20:54
I thought I'd just give it a thumbs up.
04:20:57
MC hammer said stop already with this.
04:21:01
And I said, stop already with.
04:21:06
I forgot exactly what I said.
04:21:07
I said with behind the back passes with the Flash Rant show Monday at 10 p.m.
04:21:12
eastern, or with YouTube in general, but I didn't get a reply back about.
04:21:16
So, to legit to legit to quit.
04:21:19
Hey, hey, so we used to do that back in the day.
04:21:23
Too legit.
04:21:25
Too legit to quit.
04:21:27
It looks like you commented twice
04:21:30
when we're post right here.
04:21:33
I think I prefer
04:21:34
yeah, I think I maybe had a snarky comment or maybe I just had a regular.
04:21:38
This is the link to the article.
04:21:40
Oh, it's just a site.
04:21:41
Oh yeah. Because what it should say.
04:21:45
Oh because the yeah.
04:21:46
Because the, the clip did not do Amazon so much.
04:21:50
So you guys look okay.
04:21:51
Yeah this would be great. So much.
04:21:53
And you've been traveling.
04:21:54
Is this the hug you were talking about earlier.
04:21:57
No I mean I want to think no this is the bed yet again.
04:22:00
Make history is the first.
04:22:01
Hey I didn't edit it. Don't blame me.
04:22:04
Well, you didn't review it.
04:22:05
You know, since those are probably months ago, this gentlemen of the United States.
04:22:09
Now, I don't review them all
04:22:12
I had to do was just slide.
04:22:13
All you gotta do is just slide
04:22:14
the next clip over a little bit so we could see the article.
04:22:18
Keep it going. No, no, keep it going.
04:22:20
I saw the right here.
04:22:22
Congratulations.
04:22:23
Yep. So we're not looking center where I wanted to end off the.
04:22:28
So no one has no idea the context of that clip.
04:22:32
If they did not see the article
04:22:35
reading that Kamala Harris, Harris's husband, admits
04:22:38
to cheating on his wife, and you work with, and getting pregnant.
04:22:43
Previous babysitter of the his kids of the ex-wife.
04:22:48
Yeah. They know.
04:22:50
And half the, I think I should do that on purpose is I did us a favor.
04:22:54
If we show it directly, then we the channel gets completely nuked
04:22:58
instead of just one story.
04:22:58
No, because we don't mention it directly.
04:23:01
It just kind of briefly shows it.
04:23:02
So it's kind of gets the point subtly.
04:23:05
Who the fuck is Chester Allen Arthur and why is Ryan knowing Chester and Arthur?
04:23:11
I don't know, because you throw that up.
04:23:13
There is. I've been up there.
04:23:15
We got three other comments.
04:23:16
Both both of those.
04:23:18
What the fuck you think I'm doing?
04:23:19
Laughed my ass off.
04:23:20
What about Chester Allen? Arthur?
04:23:23
I don't know, Chester, Chester, Chester.
04:23:28
See, the problem
04:23:29
is, is a lot of the older the president, a lot of the older
04:23:32
presidents, they're not going to have like actual picture.
04:23:36
They're gonna have artistic representations of of we're going to learn
04:23:40
today.
04:23:42
Do you think he Ryan thinks this man was hot?
04:23:44
Is that what he's saying?
04:23:46
No. He just was probably showing his intelligence that there's a president.
04:23:48
It's not going to be like,
04:23:49
yeah, I've got a president that's not on the list.
04:23:51
Sure. Presidency.
04:23:52
What was of bitch?
04:23:54
He's like, let me president brag.
04:23:55
No, I think he thinks this guy's hot is why he's upset.
04:23:59
He thinks this guy should be number one.
04:24:01
Did we miss him on the list? But it is it.
04:24:03
It is a quite a fancy kind of mustache. He.
04:24:07
I will give him that. He's he's.
04:24:11
His haircut.
04:24:12
It's kind of a kind of nicely cut but also slightly sloppy.
04:24:16
Like it pretty good.
04:24:18
He's got a little bit of weight on him, but it's not.
04:24:21
It's not a bad look entirely.
04:24:23
You know, he dresses nice. Arthur looks.
04:24:26
Looks clean.
04:24:28
Maybe. Maybe he's got a big dong.
04:24:31
I don't know, I'm not a fan of the pork chop sideburns.
04:24:34
I have a hard time, you know, I'm. But it was.
04:24:36
I love women at the time, though.
04:24:38
At the time, this may have been like.
04:24:40
Like this may have been like fucking a look at the jobs, you know.
04:24:44
So it could have been just, oh, hey, they don't have, you know, leprosy
04:24:49
at the time too, because that a lot of times,
04:24:51
back in the day, the, the, the more hefty or husky
04:24:56
type gentleman that was, you know, hey, you have money.
04:24:59
Yeah, you have money.
04:25:00
You can eat.
04:25:00
Well, you can you're you can relax like you must be good.
04:25:06
Yeah. So I see.
04:25:07
What do you mean you want to?
04:25:08
I might want that.
04:25:09
I just want one that doesn't have cholera.
04:25:12
Yeah, I just want one that doesn't talk.
04:25:13
And you can suck my dick.
04:25:14
Good.
04:25:15
Well, that goes without saying, no pun intended,
04:25:18
because I don't listen, you know?
04:25:19
Yeah. Even if they target on this, no women,
04:25:22
by the way, by the way.
04:25:25
Yeah. I just go through all of them.
04:25:27
Chester Arthur was was the 43rd one.
04:25:31
It was the first.
04:25:32
That's the it was the the 43rd.
04:25:34
It was the second.
04:25:35
How many presidents of 1153 54
04:25:38
I think we're going for 40.
04:25:40
Well, it depends on because Trump did win.
04:25:43
Seven 4745 for some reason they counted Biden.
04:25:46
So so yeah. 46 would be Biden.
04:25:48
And and they don't wait.
04:25:49
It should be 45.
04:25:50
Them 45 and 46 should have been.
04:25:54
Yes they have some. They have some Trump.
04:25:57
They have Trump.
04:25:58
First Trump was for his and
04:26:02
doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo.
04:26:07
Technical difficulties.
04:26:09
They're going to put y'all back in chains.
04:26:11
We're not allowed to criticize.
04:26:15
Thankfully
04:26:16
former Trump he's not seriously injured.
04:26:19
Who okay here's a mystery who's not included because there's 44.
04:26:23
If it is 44. Remember Joe Biden.
04:26:25
Oh wait Obama stupid me.
04:26:27
They didn't put him in twice, right?
04:26:28
How many presidents went twice.
04:26:30
Yeah, they must have counted.
04:26:31
They didn't have two.
04:26:32
Why would they have it twice younger and older them.
04:26:35
No, no I don't on the list.
04:26:36
I mean Obama was our 40, you know, for fourth and fifth or whatever.
04:26:42
I don't wait.
04:26:44
Well Trump was 45.
04:26:48
Literally the 45th.
04:26:50
Yeah. Who was 44 was Biden I don't know.
04:26:52
I mean, was, oh, the actual president, the number bomb, Obama was 43 and 44.
04:26:58
Does that count?
04:26:59
The 44 and 43, or does it count as one if you're twice?
04:27:02
Well, I think it counts for presidential terms,
04:27:04
but it doesn't count for the hottest
04:27:07
for the number though.
04:27:07
No, I'm saying like, does
04:27:10
but so presidents come in and yes, they did count.
04:27:14
Chester Arthur was the 43rd.
04:27:17
No Trump was Trump was 45.
04:27:20
Right.
04:27:20
If he would have since he won again, he'll be
04:27:24
if they would have would they have actually you know what I'm saying.
04:27:27
If he since he won again. But they didn't give it to him.
04:27:30
But if they had actually knowledge that he would have been 45 and 46, or
04:27:33
he would have been still in 45, 45 and 46, why would he have been denied?
04:27:38
Just been 45?
04:27:41
I don't know, because he the 45th president twice he died.
04:27:44
He had.
04:27:46
Yeah.
04:27:46
But I'm just saying that like what he didn't he didn't stop being president.
04:27:50
So yeah, I don't know now I don't know at first.
04:27:53
I knew now that you're making me cool.
04:27:54
I thought it was I thought it was her elect.
04:27:57
Like her new person.
04:27:59
New person in the door. I thought it was.
04:28:02
Makes sense.
04:28:05
As the 44th president.
04:28:07
Because robe was Obama too?
04:28:09
Yeah, because they wouldn't say the.
04:28:10
Oh, maybe they would.
04:28:11
Maybe they did. I don't think they did.
04:28:14
I they may have the 43rd and 44th president.
04:28:19
He's 44.
04:28:21
Obama. It says specifically 44.
04:28:22
So if I look up for you okay. Interesting. All right.
04:28:25
Yeah that would be the that would be the deal. Yeah.
04:28:28
I don't know why I thought that. Yeah.
04:28:29
Did Bush do two terms right.
04:28:31
Bush did two terms.
04:28:32
Lots of them did. Yeah.
04:28:33
Yeah I'm sure I'm that didn't say did lots of them.
04:28:36
I just said specifically Bush I don't know.
04:28:38
He responded with a completely different arbitrary answer to my question.
04:28:41
Fuck you.
04:28:42
Yeah Bush did and lots of them do.
04:28:44
Not just Bush.
04:28:48
So Trump's pretty smart.
04:28:50
He's going to get he's going to get by taking four years off.
04:28:53
He's going to be 45 and 47.
04:28:56
He'll get right.
04:28:57
He'll be the first ever president to do it.
04:29:00
How many presidents have split term?
04:29:02
I think there's a couple that have split right?
04:29:05
I think there's
04:29:07
guys. Yeah.
04:29:08
We don't tell presidents twice unless unless there's a break in between then.
04:29:13
Right okay. Yeah yeah yeah.
04:29:16
But does that do them disservice at that point.
04:29:19
Or do you, would you would you rather have it.
04:29:21
Would you rather have it.
04:29:22
Would you rather have a penis or a penis.
04:29:26
Yeah.
04:29:26
Ryan would you rather have a hands for dicks or dicks for hands.
04:29:30
Keep in mind, when you choose to say a hand for a dick,
04:29:33
you don't suddenly also get the hand, the dick, hands or feet.
04:29:36
You could get no dick that way.
04:29:38
I'm not saying even that.
04:29:39
It's just the point. Do you want to step on your dick?
04:29:42
You're very, very sensitive dick skin and have to worry about that.
04:29:45
Or do you want to constantly put dicks in your mouth
04:29:47
while you're trying to eat and like.
04:29:52
Oh, so you're saying
04:29:53
your only choices dicks on your feet or dicks on your hands?
04:29:56
You know, if you scrape your dicks, do you see people on the ground
04:29:59
every single day of your life where you can't see
04:30:00
putting dicks in your mouth as you're trying to eat?
04:30:02
Choice is a trick.
04:30:03
Question is, if you want a foot or a hand where your dick would
04:30:07
would have been, or do you want dicks where your hand or feet would have been?
04:30:10
I want to walk out on my dicks.
04:30:12
I don't want I don't want dicks anywhere near my mouth.
04:30:15
I don't want dicks anywhere near my mouth.
04:30:16
And so I'm going to go up to the feet.
04:30:19
I'll do.
04:30:20
There's not a day in my life that I put my feet near my mouth every single day.
04:30:23
I put my hands near my mouth.
04:30:24
As long as I have a dick, my own dick, not somebody else's dick.
04:30:28
I'm not gay.
04:30:29
Okay, well, I'll take the feet if I have to be in a wheelchair, so be it.
04:30:32
People. People operate just fine. I'm not going to go the rest of my life.
04:30:35
Every time I try, I don't want to eat a French fry.
04:30:37
A dick goes in my mouth, you know?
04:30:39
But it's your dick.
04:30:41
It's.
04:30:42
It's two dicks. Actually, they are my dick.
04:30:44
Think about that, okay? Suck your own dick.
04:30:48
But is it the same, though?
04:30:49
Now, on the one hand, you're right. Is it going to be the same thing?
04:30:52
Is it going to feel the same way?
04:30:53
I don't hold on, hold on.
04:30:55
But you also getting your you may have a point the break before
04:30:58
also getting sucked. You're getting your dicks.
04:31:00
You may have sway me.
04:31:01
You may have sway me if if I suck my dick hands.
04:31:05
If I suck my dick hands, is it going to get me off the same as the regular?
04:31:10
Did I start the argument?
04:31:11
Nothing changes, nothing change. No. Hold on.
04:31:13
No no no no no.
04:31:14
Never mind, never mind I retract, I retract, I can still suck my feet.
04:31:18
Dicks.
04:31:19
Yeah.
04:31:21
All right.
04:31:21
No, I'm going back to the feet.
04:31:22
Sorry, but the alternative is.
04:31:25
The alternative is you have no dicks.
04:31:28
The hands would be easier to suck, though.
04:31:30
And I could, like, work it easier.
04:31:31
The foot would be a little awkward, but I can totally suck my foot.
04:31:34
But it would be like my hand.
04:31:36
I can totally get into it, but my foot would be like.
04:31:38
But now take away I.
04:31:39
Eventually you're going to get bored of,
04:31:41
you know, jerking off or whatever it is with your foot.
04:31:44
Now think about the fact you either don't have hands or don't have feet.
04:31:47
I would rather not have feet.
04:31:49
I can get around pretty good.
04:31:51
I know one said you didn't have feet.
04:31:52
You're just dicks for feet, right?
04:31:54
It's just his skin is going to be just as sensitive.
04:31:56
Yeah, it's going to be an issue you're not going to be I don't know.
04:31:58
Do you think the weight do you think the weight alone by like
04:32:01
like just pushing down to walk is going to be a problem.
04:32:04
Like that's where you're not?
04:32:05
I think I'm bragging about the length of my dick,
04:32:06
but have you ever stepped on, you know.
04:32:07
No, I'm just saying, like, if I have, I was sitting Indian style.
04:32:10
I'm sorry I didn't crisscross.
04:32:12
And I rolled over and my dick went under my shoe, dude.
04:32:15
And I stepped on my fucking dick, and it hurt.
04:32:18
You don't want to step on your dick.
04:32:20
So. Yeah.
04:32:21
So you would go wheelchair.
04:32:22
So if you had dick feet, you would instantly go wheelchair immediately.
04:32:25
I would want to take care of my feet.
04:32:28
Your dick, which are dicks.
04:32:29
Yeah, I would definitely want to take care of it.
04:32:31
Socks and, off my doctor would be like, you need to get off your feet.
04:32:36
I like, hell, yeah, I do.
04:32:38
Okay, yeah.
04:32:39
They're dicks.
04:32:39
So do you have a foot or your dick is.
04:32:43
All right.
04:32:44
Dude, that was the original question.
04:32:45
You either get dicks where your feet are or a foot where your dick was.
04:32:49
And I swear, I thought the question. I thought the original question was you.
04:32:52
Would you rather have dicks or hands or dicks for feet?
04:32:54
Would you rather have dicks for hands or a hand for a dick?
04:32:56
Was the original original question.
04:32:59
And Gary said, I said hands.
04:33:01
He wanted a hand where his dick was. He said, all hands.
04:33:04
Which is ridiculous because now you lost all.
04:33:06
I guess you did like,
04:33:08
you got like, quickly steal stuff at the store,
04:33:10
or you could kind of, like, roll up to it,
04:33:11
your hands, six out of your crotch, grab something, puts it in there, holds out.
04:33:14
Who's gonna know?
04:33:15
Would you rather come or steal something from a store?
04:33:19
I mean, but if you have a dick for a hand, you would just come out of your hand.
04:33:21
So no, you can't make stuff up. You're there still. Just hand.
04:33:24
That's a carry.
04:33:24
So does each finger be able to know their hands?
04:33:27
What do you mean they don't know? With what?
04:33:29
What's the. What's the problem?
04:33:30
Repeat the problem again.
04:33:32
You ever heard the expression that a dog dicks for hands or hands for dicks?
04:33:35
You can count.
04:33:37
A dog has five legs if you count the tail as a leg.
04:33:41
But why would it be a leg?
04:33:43
Right? Exactly. Okay.
04:33:46
It's not. It's a tail.
04:33:47
So dog only has four.
04:33:48
It doesn't matter what you call it.
04:33:50
So no, your hands do not.
04:33:51
If your hand where your dick is, is just a hand.
04:33:53
So you have three hands. I mean, it'd be cool.
04:33:55
You could freak people out. You could.
04:33:57
You probably really pleasure a woman
04:33:59
with, you know, while you fucked her with a hand.
04:34:01
But you would not get the sensation.
04:34:03
So the answer is, I mean, I can. I don't need that.
04:34:05
You always want to experience is a trick question.
04:34:08
You always want.
04:34:10
I always want to apply to life.
04:34:12
Yes. Via the Bible.
04:34:13
Where's that? Where's that commandment?
04:34:15
It's even worse or better if the 11th commandments always have.
04:34:19
Dixon.
04:34:20
There's no debate.
04:34:21
If it's dicks or no dicks, you always want dicks.
04:34:25
Yeah, go ahead and clip that.
04:34:26
Yeah, right.
04:34:29
Your own dicks.
04:34:30
I'm talking, we're talking.
04:34:31
Dixon. Oh, Dick. Tessellation.
04:34:34
That's still just as
04:34:37
just as bad.
04:34:38
Depends on how you're sitting, what angle you're looking.
04:34:40
Well, just depends on how you're interpreting it.
04:34:42
If you're coming out of left field and you just hear
04:34:44
Brady talking about dick sensation, it's just you got it. Dick sense.
04:34:46
When you're talking about dicks, it depends on how you're taking it.
04:34:50
All right.
04:34:51
Oh. Hold on. Who?
04:34:55
Yeah.
04:34:55
Holding on helps,
04:34:59
So you can't make you can't stop the show for a drop.
04:35:02
You either.
04:35:02
Finally. Don't you know I'm not?
04:35:04
I was I thought I saw the comment section.
04:35:06
I realize you already did that, but I will stop it for this drop.
04:35:10
Oh, that's not a drop.
04:35:11
And now you're gonna go right back to talking to that microphone.
04:35:13
That's disgusting.
04:35:16
Back in there.
04:35:17
Oh, it does smell like.
04:35:19
Of course it does.
04:35:20
It's got foam or some kind of a metal collector.
04:35:23
If it's semen particulate
04:35:26
I mean, what are you going to do.
04:35:27
What you gonna do?
04:35:29
Did you just admit that you take semen in your ass?
04:35:32
Come on out with a brawler. Whips him to the corner.
04:35:34
He comes. Oh, my. Anybody catch that?
04:35:37
Why, if he just blew ass air on that?
04:35:39
Does it smell like semen?
04:35:41
I'll tell you, I'm very surprised because Kamala left his instinct to fight
04:35:46
there. Any update on Vince McMahon?
04:35:48
Is he in prison yet?
04:35:52
Panties ripped off and three.
04:35:54
No. So, he is, He is.
04:35:57
Yeah.
04:35:57
I knew if I talked wrestling, I could get you off your stupid sound bit by bit.
04:36:01
He is fighting the allegations.
04:36:05
And, got no chance.
04:36:09
So when Vince McMahon goes to court, is any of it real or is it all staged?
04:36:14
But when Vince McMahon goes to court, is it all pre-written and staged?
04:36:19
No, he's actually going to court judge I don't judge.
04:36:22
And he's like, he's he's denying the allegations.
04:36:25
The one, his buddy,
04:36:28
former wrestler,
04:36:30
figure, the John Laurinaitis,
04:36:34
was initially looking like he was going to flip on him,
04:36:36
but then all of a sudden he comes over to the other side.
04:36:38
So, the sudden.
04:36:41
Well, part of you don't think maybe.
04:36:42
So it's it's really. It's a part of.
04:36:45
So then this young man sold, his share
04:36:50
or a prominent share to, his children, the UFC.
04:36:54
No, no.
04:36:56
The fuck is it?
04:36:57
Endeavor?
04:36:58
Who is, Amari?
04:36:59
Ari Emanuel, but is also friends with Vince McMahon.
04:37:04
But when the allegations came out and Vince McMahon was supposed to be, he,
04:37:09
he was just like just under half ownership.
04:37:13
And so then the allegations came out.
04:37:16
Vince McMahon kind of had to step down,
04:37:17
and they kind of wanted him to like back away a little bit.
04:37:20
And so then he sold
04:37:24
the rest of his shares
04:37:27
and recently.
04:37:30
So there's a rival, not really a rival,
04:37:33
but a start up company owned, by, billionaire,
04:37:38
a billionaire son,
04:37:41
owner of the Jacksonville Jaguars.
04:37:44
And, Fulham football club in Europe.
04:37:48
Egypt.
04:37:50
No, he was Tony Khan is the guy's name, but he owns a startup in Cleveland.
04:37:55
Vince McMahon's son has been kind of
04:37:58
reportedly talking to that guy, that company.
04:38:02
The guy's been kind of conflating his, viewership numbers,
04:38:05
and he's not really getting TV deals renewed because supposedly
04:38:08
because his because he's a billionaire, he's able to pay his way into stuff.
04:38:12
And so ratings aren't what they are.
04:38:14
And the television companies aren't necessarily
04:38:19
renewing deals and speculation is advancing, man.
04:38:22
You know, maybe looking to buy back into the wrestling company and potentially
04:38:26
take down his former company
04:38:29
that he just had, was forced to sell.
04:38:31
Other rumors are that he's having health issues and that, no, no big deal.
04:38:36
But, yeah, I don't know, it's kind of interesting, but,
04:38:42
the products, all right.
04:38:44
It's kind of the same kind of bland television,
04:38:46
but it's a bit more interesting because they are going more storyline esque.
04:38:50
They are kind of having evolving storylines a bit more these days.
04:38:55
But other than that, it's
04:38:56
kind of the same bullshit wrestling where they do too many flippy dos and
04:39:00
they like, they'll punch each other 800 times and do all the craziest moves
04:39:04
of each other, and then get right back up and be fine, and then they'll end up
04:39:08
getting pinned to like, more mundane moves than they took.
04:39:11
All of these are match. Up.
04:39:25
That's.
04:39:29
New. That that actually sound like he back?
04:39:32
Yeah.
04:39:33
Obviously these guys are professionals, and they're doing some shit,
04:39:39
but really?
04:39:41
Because for me, this is just like rap.
04:39:42
I really can't ever think good wrestling and bad wrestling.
04:39:45
I mean, obviously the, the environment is different.
04:39:48
I mean, it doesn't take a rocket science, so it just kind of indicates where
04:39:52
you are mentally.
04:39:54
I mean, no offense of that.
04:39:56
Those sound effects.
04:39:58
No, those are them going extra.
04:40:01
Oh, this is terrible.
04:40:02
What is what are you guys doing?
04:40:03
Come on.
04:40:07
All right, screw this.
04:40:09
This is where.
04:40:09
So this is actually a VHS that I've had that I ripped to.
04:40:15
So what do you do?
04:40:16
0000, yes.
04:40:20
Okay.
04:40:20
Then.
04:40:22
Oh, no.
04:40:25
This was backyard wrestling back in the day.
04:40:26
This is just, Oh, man.
04:40:28
I think this back. Back getting to know this isn't the table.
04:40:31
These guys thought they were so fucking cool.
04:40:32
Yep, I think right, right.
04:40:35
So these are these guys here are the other guys in the driveway.
04:40:38
000, not a pain killer on the gravel.
04:40:44
He's a great guy.
04:40:46
Thank you.
04:40:48
Oh. I just bought this. Yeah.
04:40:50
Just as this is, like, kind of like,
04:40:52
this is like YouTube before you take him into the house.
04:40:54
So it was kind of like, oh, my God, blocking him.
04:40:57
That was just a bunch of these locks.
04:40:59
The whole video. He's locked the gate.
04:41:02
They do all this dumb shit. Yeah. They get a little too.
04:41:04
Oh, there's brushes and bits and stuff.
04:41:05
Oh, I do feel that way, bro.
04:41:08
I wanted to give it to the guy on the
04:41:14
wall.
04:41:15
So I see where it's like the montage is.
04:41:18
Where the fuck up now, baby?
04:41:20
What's up?
04:41:22
Oh, they're like, they take them in everything.
04:41:25
There's like, nobody there.
04:41:27
Get out.
04:41:29
Oh, dude, no one's watching this.
04:41:30
Except like the 3 or 4 people who have been doing it for the video.
04:41:33
But like, I guess they made the backyard wrestling shit.
04:41:36
I think you're wrong.
04:41:37
People are. People are still watching it.
04:41:39
Yeah, right.
04:41:40
That's a good point for I'm just some fucktard.
04:41:43
Oh, I like how they have the timestamp.
04:41:46
As if we need to know is 1:21 p.m..
04:41:48
Well, they.
04:41:50
Oh shit.
04:41:50
They didn't know how to turn it off.
04:41:52
What I used their came for some of them.
04:41:55
You couldn't turn it up.
04:42:00
Oh yeah.
04:42:02
This is absolutely.
04:42:04
Oh, well, they didn't have barbed wire,
04:42:09
so he's going there.
04:42:10
They just hit him in the head with a hammer.
04:42:12
No, no. Yeah, he's.
04:42:13
Oh, yeah.
04:42:15
You'll hear it completely by the hammer.
04:42:17
That bitch going through the fucking like the, you know, the in the head.
04:42:21
It sounds like Bob Slam.
04:42:24
Oh look like they set him down. Come.
04:42:28
Oh my god.
04:42:29
And they're using, like, real barbed wire.
04:42:31
Like. Oh.
04:42:34
Oh bloody hell.
04:42:35
A fire. Oh.
04:42:39
All right.
04:42:40
So even I know this when you go to hit somebody with that chair,
04:42:44
put the screw.
04:42:48
Okay, well, you hit him with the the secret, the falling chairs.
04:42:51
You open it a bit, you open it a tiny bit so that when you slam it into him,
04:42:55
the chair, you know, slams into itself and it makes a loud bang.
04:42:58
No, you well, you you don't use the back side of the chair
04:43:01
where there's the ridge there because that's going to be the, the hardest part.
04:43:05
You gotta hit him with this center of the seat.
04:43:08
But what they do a lot of times is they'll take a steel chair and they'll they'll
04:43:14
present it and then they'll, they'll form it back.
04:43:18
So you're basically like softening the metal.
04:43:21
And so when you actually hit someone with it, it's going to fold more.
04:43:25
And so it it cushions the blow more.
04:43:27
You're still hitting them with it, but it doesn't actually move.
04:43:30
You're going to tell me there's no Santa Claus or there's no afterlife.
04:43:33
No Santa Claus is real.
04:43:35
You're the afterlife is fake as fuck. The
04:43:38
look at this.
04:43:39
I got one more video that I need to share.
04:43:42
Yeah, this is just a bunch of, This isn't even really that great of a video.
04:43:45
I also have a DVD, but I love the,
04:43:49
the, letterbox.
04:43:52
No, the lines, the, I hate the VHS lines.
04:43:56
Yeah.
04:44:00
Obviously, it's already transferred.
04:44:03
Yeah.
04:44:03
Of course.
04:44:04
No, I, I stuck it in my unit that I can.
04:44:09
That sounds pretty gross.
04:44:10
I can stick it in.
04:44:13
That drop.
04:44:15
So these 215 year olds
04:44:17
decided to steal $500,000 in cars?
04:44:21
Yeah. Grand larceny.
04:44:23
Good job.
04:44:24
This is how it ended.
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The new day.
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The new story is a barricade.
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The barricades at strong, the barricade.
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So you know what?
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I should just play the story that's strong.
04:44:37
Yeah, yeah, that's what this is.
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What's the man on the ground?
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Effects automotive near 696 and Quinn in Warren.
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Oh, shit.
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Police say several accused.
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Okay, that's a pricey SUV.
04:44:48
Not that boys the him caper with failing.
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Can you hear the audio? And they came in. They clearly had a plan.
04:44:53
They knew what they were going to do. Replied to it.
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I guess I could I mean, hey, yeah, how do they know?
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636 more I may I maybe it said it.
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I had a piece with the caller phoning 911.
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That's that strong first responders to the suspicious.
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It's awesome. They're like just blow the gate.
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Yeah dude.
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The guy at the end makes a perfect comment about the cars.
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This guy I love this guy because the cars kept on the lot.
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I don't have a lot of gas on them, so they came prepared in the event
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that they had to drive for a while. So they brought extra gas.
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Definitely organized for the dealership security camera video that well,
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he just told anybody that might not know to say, oh, I know the week
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we were just about to steal cars.
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So if the if you ever do a dealer trade,
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you don't want to give a car with a bunch of gas in it to do it.
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Rival dealer, you just want to give them bare minimum.
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Or also if you're doing a showing or if you're taking it
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like to be parked inside, there's a minimal amount of gas.
04:45:43
It's legally allowed in the vehicle.
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Yeah.
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You're muted somehow.
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I can't hear you.
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You think that a tank full of fumes would be more dangerous than a tank
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full of gasoline? Liquid?
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Neither are actually,
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gas is not, He's unsuccessful.
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A second car tries to ram his way to the gate.
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Pretty impressive.
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And I learned that the hard way through after trying to make a run.
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Trying to, like, listen, what he says about the
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the first car attempts to ram his way through the gate.
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He's unsuccessful. A second car tries to Ram is.
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Oh, shit.
04:46:17
I thought they were pretty impressed.
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Together they weren't able to get through.
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After trying to make a run.
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Pretty impressive construction with the thieves
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on the ground arresting so he doesn't really seem
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go in on that last outstanding suspect of those captured so far.
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Two are 16 years old, two are 17, and one is only four.
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All of them are from Detroit. Warren police.
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All of them are for strikes like these certain demographic.
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Yeah. No one's no damage. Yeah.
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Lower income.
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All of them are from Detroit.
04:46:46
Warren. Lower income?
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What do you mean, right.
04:46:48
She rides like these again.
04:46:50
I'm not.
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I'm not being critical of any no specific demographic.
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This is just an advertisement for a gate. Might want to take.
04:46:57
We are going back here. Yeah.
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Whoever made the gate, we're also going back to his court.
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Dollars. Come to me.
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All who are weary and burdened, and I will give you rest.
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Amen.
04:47:07
Is that a new one, or is it?
04:47:08
No, it's the same one. It's the same.
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I didn't take two. I didn't want it.
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But I will go back every week if these are there every week and I'm here.
04:47:14
Well, that was it.
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If you want to,
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if you want to meet up with me at any point,
04:47:18
I will be grabbing one of these from that from Seven Star, because that's usually
04:47:22
where I buy my beer pre-show.
04:47:24
So if you want to wait up to seven seven star
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the one on the way into Stoney Creek. Yeah,
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yeah.
04:47:30
Good people, good folk, good folk on that.
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You read it again. I didn't have the button ready.
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I, I God damn it.
04:47:36
What button?
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Come to me.
04:47:42
Oh, I'm going to come
04:47:45
and burden and I will give you rest.
04:47:49
Matthew 1128
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incident with the damage estimated to be around half $1 million.
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Whatever get you, they're using, I say dollar ground.
04:48:00
Oh, a good one to consider using here
04:48:03
that they're using in this to ground from this incident.
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What the damage estimated to be around half $1 million.
04:48:10
Whatever get you, they're using it ground, concepts.
04:48:14
There would be a good one to consider using.
04:48:17
Police is recommending that whatever gate they're using,
04:48:19
they're at ground concepts that you go ahead and use.
04:48:22
Right?
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Like everyone like the design two cars crash unit.
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That's incredible. That is incredible.
04:48:30
So is that a solid all the way across or is that a split in the middle.
04:48:34
Because it all the going in and out of hospitals
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that I did over that period over the last year, I mean, to do the most
04:48:40
I've seen.
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Yeah, it landed on my car at least ten times out of the thousand
04:48:45
that I went in and out at least ten like boot.
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And I've never had that.
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I've never had that issue because usually, like,
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if you're not an idiot, you'll like never hit it.
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But it's the people that try to my brother were broken.
04:48:55
It would I would my brother
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I'd be going through and all of a sudden
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it would just slam down on my fucking hood.
04:49:01
My brother lived in an apartment complex that,
04:49:04
you could just drive around it if you didn't have the key pass.
04:49:08
And so, like, he would just say, yeah,
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you can just kind of drive around and everyone would do it.
04:49:13
My buddy and I were living the purpose.
04:49:15
Yeah, right.
04:49:15
My buddy and I lived in an apartment complex where, like, several times,
04:49:19
you just go in somehow, someone, like, ran into it or.
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I don't know, but it would just be hanging off the side.
04:49:25
This is still playing.
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Just seeing where it was at.
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Somehow you let me just keep playing it.
04:49:32
Whatever. Who gives a shit?
04:49:33
We're about done here.
04:49:34
At what time was it?
04:49:37
Seven. Oh, there was much mousetrap.
04:49:39
7 a.m., seven.
04:49:41
Eight. Seven.
04:49:43
Eight. Nine.
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Stop it, stop it!
04:49:49
Shut the fuck up!
04:49:51
No one gives a fuck about you.
04:49:53
You have a nasty mouth, you know that?
04:49:55
Yeah, I do know that. You son of a bitch.
04:49:57
He was all jacked up at the beginning.
04:49:58
By the end, he was fading fast.
04:50:00
Yeah, I am kind of fading fast, but, you know, like he was higher than a kite.
04:50:05
No, I actually am still higher than a kite.
04:50:07
You son of a bitch.
04:50:08
They call them dumps. Big, massive dumps.
04:50:11
You're a big, massive dump, you fucking asshole.
04:50:14
Wrong.
04:50:15
Well, how about I, I could pick up, but
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I took my time.
04:50:24
Oh, yeah. I
04:50:28
could be just much nicer.
04:50:31
I000.
04:50:43
Mr. Brady and Roger Brady and or Gary.
04:50:47
As above and so below.
04:50:50
We copy. So close, lady.
04:50:52
And for sure, we're doing it our way.
04:50:56
We're gonna make it make our dreams come true.
04:50:59
Brady.
04:51:00
And to show it's Brady and draw.
04:51:03
It's their show now Brady does Brady knows that.
04:51:07
Are there any kids involved.
04:51:16
Well let me tell you something.
04:51:19
Well, let me tell you something.
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Father.
04:51:25
Wants to go through. You.
04:51:42
There has not been.
04:52:00
Have a good night.