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Fladge Rants Live #67 Masturbation | Give Yourself a Hand The Art of Self Discovery

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00:00:02 I'll wear my clothes.
00:00:04 Twitch says our title is invalid.
00:00:06 Try changing it a bit.
00:00:08 Since the homo erotic.
00:00:14 Pleasure.
00:00:16 Homoerotic fantasy.
00:00:18 Homoeroticism.
00:00:22 Somebody check in on the other two.
00:00:24 Fuck. Twitch.
00:00:26 A change in homo eroticism.
00:00:29 Can we do homoeroticism?
00:00:34 Are we live?
00:00:36 Yeah, we are.
00:00:37 I don't think we are.
00:00:39 Yes we are.
00:00:42 We are here.
00:00:42 But we're not live on there yet because.
00:00:45 Oh we don't.
00:00:47 Can somebody confirm? I don't want to start unless we're not.
00:00:49 I don't think we're in. Oh. We are.
00:00:51 Oh my God.
00:00:51 And 54321.
00:00:55 No twitch today
00:00:57 because our title Fladge Rants Live.
00:01:00 Number 67. Masturbation. Give yourself a hand.
00:01:02 The art of self-discovery.
00:01:03 Somehow is offensive,
00:01:07 We'll figure
00:01:09 that. Yeah.
00:01:11 So every time we open the show without the,
00:01:14 This is the second time I've got a guest.
00:01:17 RFK Jr. It's got to work.
00:01:18 Oh, dear.
00:01:20 Hosts, producers and viewers, we need to address a crucial matter.
00:01:26 Polishing the banister, honoring the.
00:01:28 Loving our touching yourself during the show. Wow.
00:01:32 Our show might resemble a rubber chicken in a boardroom.
00:01:36 The boundaries still apply.
00:01:38 If you're alone and feeling the urge or it's your special time.
00:01:43 Feel free to indulge.
00:01:45 We're not here to judge, but please refrain from shaking hands
00:01:49 with an old man or auditioning finger puppets on camera.
00:01:53 It's bad form and won't enhance the show.
00:01:57 Remember George Steinbrenner's words?
00:02:00 It's just empty calories and male curiosity and Georgie
00:02:05 finding porn and candy in a drawer.
00:02:07 No, not that your arm might spark curiosity,
00:02:11 but eating junk food or celebrating Palm Sunday?
00:02:15 Why rubbing one out part of it, like the flash floating on
00:02:18 camera, is equally frowned upon.
00:02:21 So which is why is the drawer eating
00:02:24 or boxing the one I champ on camera?
00:02:27 The debate remains open.
00:02:29 Let's keep it quiet haha.
00:02:31 And avoid turning the show into an unintentional X-rated film.
00:02:36 Enjoy your special time in private.
00:02:38 Just not right now.
00:02:40 Thank you for your understanding.
00:02:42 Now, if you'll excuse me for a moment.
00:02:45 Yeah.
00:02:50 Oh. Oh,
00:02:56 like.
00:02:56 Oh, yeah. Oh.
00:03:16 Oh. Yes. Yes.
00:03:42 Yeah.
00:03:42 Oh, no. No.
00:04:14 No. 4 p.m..
00:04:15 Do you know if there's enough time before anybody gets home to whip up a batch?
00:04:20 Hi, I'm Gary, welcome to Fladge Rants Live.
00:04:22 You're probably wondering why I'm naked.
00:04:24 Well, I'm reminded of when, you know, when you accidentally walk
00:04:28 in onto a public bathroom while a retarded kid is at the urinal
00:04:32 and they have to remove all their clothing
00:04:34 to make sure they don't spill anything on their clothes.
00:04:38 Here's my advice.
00:04:40 It's the, the sharpshooters credo.
00:04:43 Aim small, miss small.
00:04:45 And, And this will help in everyday life.
00:04:49 If you've got carpeted bathrooms, you've got other problems.
00:04:53 But even for, making a putt,
00:04:58 if you aim for a certain part of the cup,
00:05:02 you're going to make more shots
00:05:05 than if you aim for just, you know, a line through the cup.
00:05:09 In this golf, if you aim for a particular link
00:05:14 in one of the chains and you barely miss it, you're still making the shot.
00:05:20 But, I was kidding about the
00:05:23 the, the getting naked for the show.
00:05:25 I just thought maybe I just did that for shock value.
00:05:28 You've seen the shirt before, but it's okay.
00:05:31 I'm a medical doctor.
00:05:32 So we're taking on the topic of masturbation today.
00:05:37 And this is taboo.
00:05:39 Mostly because it's personal.
00:05:41 It's a private matter, and it is not appropriate conversation
00:05:47 in any normal context.
00:05:50 But this show will take on a topic like masturbation head on.
00:05:54 And sure, we'll make a ton of jokes.
00:05:56 I've already made a few.
00:05:58 We'll also take an honest, serious look at it.
00:06:01 And in the spirit of doing that, I'm not into,
00:06:05 regular porn.
00:06:07 No, I, I, I understand, like what
00:06:11 once you've gone through, a series of regular porn.
00:06:15 Regular porn just doesn't do it for you anymore.
00:06:18 But I, I like a scantily clad
00:06:21 woman as opposed to full moon,
00:06:26 like a sexy outfit does.
00:06:27 It does it better for me then, than full porn?
00:06:31 I don't like cock in my porn.
00:06:35 That's just me.
00:06:35 I might not be normal, but, But I'm here
00:06:41 as a medical professional.
00:06:43 Masturbation is very healthy.
00:06:46 Despite
00:06:47 things like, oh, you keep doing that, you'll go blind.
00:06:52 You get hair on the palms of your hands.
00:06:55 These are lies that were spread.
00:06:58 I don't know why someone would want to control us.
00:07:03 What we do in our private time.
00:07:05 But, the last couple of weeks, I've been talking about
00:07:08 patterns like,
00:07:13 Our our sleep patterns.
00:07:16 It's very important
00:07:17 that we stick to a schedule.
00:07:21 And and that schedule
00:07:24 keeps us healthy and in the right mindset.
00:07:29 Circadian rhythm is what that's called.
00:07:35 But also the, the
00:07:37 sexual release that is, that is necessary.
00:07:40 You've got to find time to take care of yourself.
00:07:45 And, I'm sure you've heard the phrase, if you want something done right,
00:07:49 you've just do it yourself.
00:07:51 Well, sometimes if you want something done at all, you've got to do it yourself.
00:07:55 Specially, you know, knocked down in the morning.
00:07:57 Would now,
00:08:01 Let's see.
00:08:01 I told you I was going to get personal.
00:08:03 This is only way I'm going to get people to watch.
00:08:07 My boring content is if I actually divulge
00:08:10 some real life stories here.
00:08:13 So here it is.
00:08:15 Brutal honesty.
00:08:17 Growing up didn't have access to porn, I,
00:08:21 I actually used the the blurry, fuzzed out channels at the end of the the cable
00:08:27 and and you could just barely see like, was that a nipple?
00:08:31 You know, it's like it was it was slim pickings.
00:08:34 And then one day, walking through the woods found someone's porn stash.
00:08:38 Now, I thought a porn stash was the curlicue mustache from the 70s.
00:08:40 Porn.
00:08:41 But this guy, he must have had a change in his living situation.
00:08:45 Had to quickly get rid of the porn out of his house.
00:08:49 So he had these nudie magazines that are in a,
00:08:52 brown paper grocery bag, and he just toss them out in the woods,
00:08:56 and it became my porn stash when I was, I don't know, ten, 11, 12 years old.
00:09:02 And, that's that was my first experience with, you know, boobies.
00:09:06 And, it was.
00:09:08 Yeah, it was a, healthy eye opening experience for me,
00:09:13 but I've never been to the sperm bank.
00:09:15 But it has often worried me.
00:09:17 You know, if I get in and the material they have is something I've seen before
00:09:22 because it works like a charm the first time.
00:09:25 Well, once you've once you've already used the material.
00:09:28 It's kind of old now.
00:09:29 That's why I think people that get into the weird, strangely,
00:09:34 midget porn and amputee porn, I just found out that existed.
00:09:38 That's just a little weird.
00:09:41 But, you know, for me,
00:09:43 the scantily clad woman in a
00:09:48 in a string bikini would do just fine, thank you very much.
00:09:53 But, I do want to get into,
00:09:55 you know, some pro tips on, where and when to do it,
00:10:01 and, and, and since I am a medical professional,
00:10:06 let's talk about the, the health benefits.
00:10:10 Now, it can it can reduce stress.
00:10:12 Help you sleep better?
00:10:14 They've even said it removes aches and pains,
00:10:17 but I've been I've been kind of sore from doing it too much.
00:10:21 Honestly.
00:10:23 And and like I said, to keep up with your circadian rhythm.
00:10:27 If, if you, if you don't use it, you lose it.
00:10:31 It's the same is true with sperm production.
00:10:34 So, when, foreign dignitaries used to visit,
00:10:40 they would always
00:10:43 have in mind
00:10:45 they want a full belly and empty bottles.
00:10:48 So they get, a hearty meal and a prostitute.
00:10:53 It does, blow up doll
00:10:55 counters brought us, masturbation, I vote yes.
00:11:00 No masturbation.
00:11:02 It, normally we date back to the Greeks and Romans, right?
00:11:06 This goes way back further than that.
00:11:08 There is evidence of, female masturbation in the
00:11:13 the art, the, the cave paintings in on the island of Malta.
00:11:18 Those are 6000 year old cave paintings
00:11:22 with female masturbation like dildos.
00:11:27 Now, I don't I don't get female masturbation.
00:11:30 I can only give it to you from the male perspective.
00:11:34 And, and I, for one, am a filthy pervert.
00:11:39 But I guess my best advice is in the form
00:11:44 of a mount Rushmore.
00:11:50 The four best places to do it at home.
00:11:52 To not get the one thing, Mount Rushmore, because they are not ranked
00:11:56 one through four.
00:11:57 It is just.
00:11:58 Oh, they're not in any order.
00:12:02 Include, but not limited to.
00:12:06 In your car.
00:12:08 Right in your driveway.
00:12:10 Not someone else's property.
00:12:11 Don't drive away.
00:12:13 Right in your driveway.
00:12:16 The basement.
00:12:18 Don't rule out the basement might not be comfortable,
00:12:22 but the temperature is always better than the rest of the house.
00:12:26 It takes longer to
00:12:27 for someone to find you, so clean up, you get a little extra time
00:12:32 and yeah, and you won't be disturbed.
00:12:33 Generally.
00:12:38 The bar.
00:12:39 Hello. Here we are in the barn.
00:12:42 But if you're like me, too lazy to leave
00:12:45 bed under the couch,
00:12:48 whip it out.
00:12:50 So we're talking about,
00:12:54 Wanking.
00:12:56 Feeding the ducks.
00:12:59 Distributing free literature.
00:13:01 What are the other names for this?
00:13:05 I can't even get my producer to play the Mount Rushmore
00:13:09 jibber.
00:13:12 But, here's a mount Rushmore
00:13:15 of health benefits to masturbation.
00:13:20 I don't need a stinking member.
00:13:22 Health masturbation.
00:13:24 Alphas for masturbation include,
00:13:27 masturbation can can help you relax and relieve stress.
00:13:31 Pain relief.
00:13:32 Masturbation can help relieve menstrual cramps and muscle tension.
00:13:36 Improved mood.
00:13:38 Masturbation can boost your mood and help prevent anxiety and depression.
00:13:43 Improve self-esteem masturbation can help improve your body image and self-esteem
00:13:49 better to any sexual preferences.
00:13:52 This is a good one.
00:13:52 Masturbation can help you learn what you like and don't like sexually
00:13:58 enhanced sex life restoration can help you have a better sex life.
00:14:02 Stronger pelvic and anal muscles masturbation
00:14:05 can strengthen the muscles in your pelvic and anal areas.
00:14:08 Now, remember the movie There's Something About Mary?
00:14:13 What's is as bend
00:14:16 whatever got, jizz in his hair.
00:14:20 He he wanted to whack off before his date, so he was all horny for the date,
00:14:27 and and like me, no.
00:14:30 My superpower is I spray jizz all over the place and out of control.
00:14:35 I mean, most of it stays kind of in the same area, but,
00:14:38 sometimes it's over on the wall, or it's like, behind my elbow.
00:14:42 Like, I couldn't even do that trying.
00:14:44 I don't even know how it got there, but, Yeah, it'll split.
00:14:49 You know where I,
00:14:51 So, I'm not sure
00:14:54 if you can use the jizz power for good
00:14:57 or if it's just just messy and or evil,
00:15:02 but, I've ruled out evil
00:15:05 because it is a healthy, natural thing.
00:15:08 And that is my understanding that only mammals
00:15:12 will have sex for fun.
00:15:15 So obviously, masturbation
00:15:17 is a sex act just for fun, because it's not for procreation.
00:15:21 And the only the only creatures
00:15:24 that I've actually witnessed
00:15:27 having sex for fun are humans and dolphins.
00:15:31 I think that's kind of interesting.
00:15:33 Roll a clip, Brady.
00:15:38 I mean, roll the clip.
00:15:39 Brady.
00:15:43 Well, I'm gonna go whip up the back,
00:15:47 I dozed off,
00:15:49 I was not touching my ride.
00:15:53 It's just I just I just thought it was.
00:15:57 No, I might do the eyes.
00:16:00 I don't want to. I thought.
00:16:21 All that sound bites.
00:16:25 Over your.
00:16:28 Your your voice,
00:16:31 my soul. Are
00:16:34 my soul.
00:16:37 Is your.
00:16:39 As I'm dancing.
00:16:42 Don't worry.
00:16:42 It's all right.
00:16:46 Your.
00:16:47 Your all right.
00:16:50 My watch, your.
00:16:53 There's also.
00:17:00 I it's not a.
00:17:09 Sports.
00:17:10 Sometimes.
00:17:18 This was for that time I saw your family.
00:17:22 A the such a society.
00:17:26 So was I.
00:17:28 I, I saw the rings I got.
00:17:30 You got started by the shots and the my dog
00:17:33 and I saw.
00:17:53 Oh, that's a bias.
00:17:56 Don't.
00:18:00 Know your voice.
00:18:04 My soul was I.
00:18:07 It's all I saw.
00:18:08 Before you go on.
00:18:10 Your sound does.
00:18:14 Don't all your.
00:18:18 Your your.
00:18:19 So I my son watch on.
00:18:25 This all takes on.
00:18:29 Missiles.
00:18:32 I know that.
00:18:41 Is not a song.
00:18:42 Is not.
00:18:50 Is all your is I'm like
00:18:53 I was my God I, I find it's.
00:18:57 And I just, I just want to as it
00:19:02 I don't yours I don't want you.
00:19:05 Oh my boy
00:19:08 yeah that got me fired up.
00:19:13 That was super cool.
00:19:15 I enjoyed the crap out of that.
00:19:16 That's nice.
00:19:19 I, I've been practicing for this show
00:19:21 all week, so my hands are a little sticky.
00:19:25 I should have probably walked up before this started.
00:19:29 Oh, You know what?
00:19:32 I've been practicing for years.
00:19:35 I don't know when I'm going to the, like, get, like,
00:19:39 take it to the next level, like become a professional.
00:19:42 But lawyers and doctors still practice their,
00:19:46 their profession.
00:19:47 So I'm still practicing masturbation.
00:19:54 Should we do a demonstration?
00:19:56 We love to do a demonstration like.
00:19:58 No, no, please.
00:20:00 No. Okay, okay.
00:20:01 I, I was just asking, you know, our legal department,
00:20:05 you should always ask before you do that with.
00:20:07 Okay, okay.
00:20:08 I started the show naked. I thought it'd be fun.
00:20:13 I was, yeah, well, I make jokes.
00:20:16 That's what I do.
00:20:17 I make jokes, okay? Like, here's one.
00:20:19 Like, when, regular,
00:20:22 regular, pornographic material doesn't work.
00:20:25 I used to get the Sears catalog.
00:20:27 I would just.
00:20:28 By the time I got to like the craftsman, I could set.
00:20:34 Pull your taffy.
00:20:36 Oh, this is a.
00:20:38 We'll just have other names for masturbation.
00:20:40 Now, how many did you put on there?
00:20:45 I like distributing free literature here.
00:20:47 We can make it a game.
00:20:48 So would this be sorry?
00:20:50 I know there's not genders nowadays, but would this be female or male masturbation?
00:20:54 Do you think this is male?
00:20:57 Definitely male. That one was easy.
00:20:59 Yeah. It's harder. It gets harder.
00:21:02 I know my mine doesn't.
00:21:04 After I'm done, it's way softer.
00:21:07 It gets harder
00:21:09 when when the milk appears, it gets.
00:21:12 It gets softer.
00:21:16 That's another male.
00:21:18 I think they're I think they're all going to be male.
00:21:21 For the bean.
00:21:23 So did you say you don't consider female masturbation?
00:21:26 Well, I just don't know enough about it
00:21:30 to really speak intelligently.
00:21:33 Oh, yeah, I don't know.
00:21:34 I think about it nonstop, but, The Wire,
00:21:37 now, that one, that one might be female with the way.
00:21:41 Yeah, that actually is just female.
00:21:45 No. You know how you think when you're having sex, you should make
00:21:49 the porn video, but you really shouldn't because you look terrible.
00:21:52 Or, like, when you're all hunched over your drum kit
00:21:55 and you don't realize that your your, your posture is so terrible,
00:22:00 imagine filming yourself masturbating
00:22:02 that that cannot be a good look.
00:22:05 I take the fifth.
00:22:07 Okay,
00:22:08 well, remember I said something about the Greeks and Romans?
00:22:11 Greeks considered a type of thing.
00:22:14 The Romans.
00:22:15 This is interesting because it was the Roman chariots.
00:22:18 The Roman,
00:22:21 horses, asses that, determine the
00:22:24 the gauge of the, axles for Roman chariots, the
00:22:30 the grooves that they dug in created roads throughout Europe.
00:22:35 The British wagon makers use that gauge so they wouldn't
00:22:39 break their trailers and their their axles.
00:22:43 So they continued using the Roman original gauge for the two horses asses,
00:22:48 for their gauge.
00:22:49 When they started making trains in America, they use that same
00:22:52 gauge, same reason.
00:22:54 And two horses, two Roman horses asses.
00:22:57 So then they cut some, Charles
00:23:00 through the mountains to get it to ship.
00:23:06 Stuff to NASA,
00:23:07 over to Houston to launch the space shuttle,
00:23:11 and, Oh, actually.
00:23:13 So Houston was mission control, but they shot off from actually,
00:23:16 Cape Canaveral or some part of Florida.
00:23:19 But regardless, they had to get the, the tanks, the,
00:23:22 the giant fuel tanks for the space shuttle through the mountains
00:23:27 and get to go on the railroad, which was gauge
00:23:30 two to Roman horses asses
00:23:34 all the way to the launch point.
00:23:38 So the space shuttle fuel tanks were set
00:23:44 specifically
00:23:46 by 2000 year old horses.
00:23:49 Same reason.
00:23:51 Now, maybe it's not the same reason, but I, raised my hand.
00:23:56 If I masturbate left hand because that's my left hand
00:23:59 and I'm right handed. Now.
00:24:03 Roman's masturbated left handed now.
00:24:05 I'm not sure if this is related,
00:24:08 because there's
00:24:08 also a lefty thing going on in my family tree.
00:24:11 I think it skips a generation.
00:24:13 My grandfather was left handed. My father's right hand.
00:24:15 I am right here.
00:24:16 But my brothers left handed.
00:24:18 Does this generation only get one person?
00:24:21 Because my grandfather also taught me
00:24:23 not how to masturbate, but how to play pool.
00:24:27 And I shoot billiards left handed.
00:24:30 And the related?
00:24:31 Was it the Roman horses asses?
00:24:33 Was it the space shuttle?
00:24:35 I don't know, but I've got a jacket
00:24:38 over at
00:24:40 the lab coat actually.
00:24:44 Just in case I want to mix up a batch.
00:24:48 I mean, with my chemistry set, of course.
00:24:50 Semen.
00:24:52 No, no, I don't like boats or large bodies of water.
00:24:56 Semen. I couldn't be a semen.
00:25:03 I'm scared.
00:25:05 Scared?
00:25:06 His pants.
00:25:11 Box. The Jesuit,
00:25:14 I think that's female.
00:25:15 Female?
00:25:16 Yeah, yeah.
00:25:19 So we can a Jesuit.
00:25:23 But why do you have a Jesuit?
00:25:25 Click.
00:25:26 Rollie. Click.
00:25:26 Brady.
00:25:31 Give me that.
00:25:31 That's the last one I just sent you.
00:25:34 The Fight Club clip. It's like 14 seconds.
00:25:37 Oh, the second one. Right.
00:25:38 I got to do that first. You. Good idea.
00:25:40 Good, good good.
00:25:41 Good point.
00:25:42 Yeah.
00:25:44 Self-improvement.
00:25:46 I'm sorry for guys packed into gyms trying to look like how Calvin Klein
00:25:50 or Tommy Hilfiger said they should have when the Mavericks like this.
00:25:54 Copyright stress of improvement is masturbation a self destruct
00:26:00 excuse?
00:26:03 Here you go.
00:26:05 I'm not sure I got that, self-improvement.
00:26:09 Sorry for guys after rage.
00:26:11 Jim's trying to help.
00:26:12 Like Calvin Klein or Tommy Hilfiger said they should.
00:26:15 I thought you said mental masturbation, but whatever.
00:26:19 Self-improvement is, masturbation.
00:26:21 A self destruct
00:26:23 excuse if you equating masturbation with self-destruction.
00:26:29 That doesn't seem like a fair assessment.
00:26:32 I, I'm taking a pro
00:26:35 stance on masturbation, in case you haven't noticed.
00:26:39 You get paid. You said you don't.
00:26:40 You don't go to the, sperm bank College kids do between.
00:26:46 I've never been donate liquids
00:26:49 just to pay for some tuition and books.
00:26:52 Yeah.
00:26:54 I'm gonna start the show by telling you a story
00:26:58 about a guy that goes to his rabbi and says, Rabbi,
00:27:02 you never believe what happened to me.
00:27:04 My son left the house and became a Christian.
00:27:07 The rabbi said,
00:27:09 never believe what happened to me.
00:27:11 My son left the house to and became a Christian. So what do we do?
00:27:13 We pray to God.
00:27:15 They pray to God.
00:27:15 And God said, you never believe what happened to me.
00:27:26 That was pretty good.
00:27:27 We were reacting.
00:27:28 Bringing the Jew was up to somebody.
00:27:30 Bringing the Jew was my thing.
00:27:31 Are you still in my thing?
00:27:32 Yeah. We we.
00:27:33 Rabbi, are you gonna do bring the Jew already box to Jesuit?
00:27:39 Sorry.
00:27:39 The segue is when the segue is flow,
00:27:42 you can't stop it with digital masturbation.
00:27:45 Z, you.
00:27:49 We know what you were doing real quietly.
00:27:52 I got to go whack off right now.
00:27:55 That. No, that's the thing about.
00:27:57 Do I remember my screen?
00:27:59 I can't see you remember, the rhythmic pattern is a dead giveaway.
00:28:04 But then even when you're done, try to get your breathing under control.
00:28:09 Like it is tough to hide the fact that you were masturbating seconds ago.
00:28:13 Why are you hiding it
00:28:16 or you're not that good?
00:28:17 Yeah, to avoid an uncomfortable conversation.
00:28:21 It's.
00:28:21 It's terrible because he's behind the dumpster somewhere.
00:28:24 Sorry. This is already an uncomfortable conversation.
00:28:26 With who? Your mom.
00:28:29 Okay, that's a great.
00:28:30 Wait, wait.
00:28:31 More realistically, that's a great example.
00:28:34 Yeah, that's another great example I.
00:28:37 So in my family, I'm going to get real personal to wait.
00:28:40 Yeah.
00:28:40 You don't have to I mean I'm willing to divulge everything.
00:28:43 Lord.
00:28:44 And my wife knows the rules since I've been married
00:28:47 even before I got married.
00:28:48 I have sex every day with or without her.
00:28:50 Right.
00:28:51 If you want something done at all, sometimes you have to do it yourself.
00:28:56 Well, I didn't necessarily say do it myself,
00:28:58 but I guess that would be an option to.
00:29:01 Right?
00:29:03 Yeah.
00:29:03 You don't have to divulge anything.
00:29:04 I I've been pretty pretty open and forthcoming with my playtime
00:29:10 forthcoming.
00:29:11 Forthcoming. Yes.
00:29:14 First off, second off, third off and forthcoming.
00:29:17 But, third of
00:29:20 forthcoming pull one's pud.
00:29:23 Yeah, that's male, by the way.
00:29:26 I don't call mine applied because it would hurt his little feelings.
00:29:29 Who would ever call their own penis right.
00:29:34 Lies kind of like a little.
00:29:37 You're going to see.
00:29:39 Yeah. George does.
00:29:41 I know to become a Patreon?
00:29:48 Is that the only fans playing?
00:29:50 I don't know, Cyclops.
00:29:52 Playing tug war with crap.
00:29:56 Sorry. I'm going too fast.
00:29:57 Playing tug of war with the. See, that's what.
00:29:58 That's what she says to.
00:30:07 Shift gears.
00:30:07 I like that.
00:30:09 Right?
00:30:09 Oral.
00:30:13 So if you do with the left hand, do you do you often try
00:30:16 with the right hand as the stranger put put your right hand asleep?
00:30:20 Oh, I'm sitting on her right now.
00:30:23 All right, let's try this out.
00:30:25 No, I usually need the,
00:30:28 the the visual materials.
00:30:30 Some some hands. Gotta hold something.
00:30:32 Some hands get a hold of the other thing.
00:30:34 It's like I'm multitasking here.
00:30:38 Wax the dolphin.
00:30:40 Oh, I think we have our first by gender.
00:30:42 That could be either.
00:30:44 No, that's just male.
00:30:49 Or. I don't know how it works.
00:30:50 It's females.
00:30:52 Okay, let's be honest.
00:30:53 I don't know how this is.
00:30:55 Let me look at this notebook.
00:30:57 Because some of them look like dolphins.
00:31:01 You know, body parts look like dolphins.
00:31:04 There's nothing wrong here.
00:31:05 I mentioned dolphins in my monologue.
00:31:07 Did you guys catch my monologue today?
00:31:09 I did, it was great.
00:31:10 I forgot it all, but it was great.
00:31:12 Let's let's watch it again.
00:31:14 Yeah, let's let's just keep watching it.
00:31:17 Here's the first.
00:31:17 I noticed that there was a decent amount of, lip smacks in the monologue today.
00:31:22 Really? It's the.
00:31:23 It's what I drink. I don't like.
00:31:25 Are you sure they were lip smacks?
00:31:27 Maybe it was something else going on below the camera.
00:31:30 And once you focus
00:31:31 in on the lip smacks, that's all you can listen to.
00:31:34 It's all you hear.
00:31:35 Yeah. It's just like.
00:31:36 Oh, or eating food or.
00:31:40 Oh, I watch.
00:31:42 You know what I watched, drawing
00:31:44 crab legs over and over, and I masturbated to that.
00:31:47 That was pretty good footage.
00:31:48 There's another pro tip.
00:31:51 Masturbate to fly drones live.
00:31:54 This is this.
00:31:56 Your innuendo is in my end.
00:31:58 Oh, it's off the charts.
00:31:59 Oh, the second kid clip today.
00:32:02 I've got a pro tip.
00:32:04 I did steal it from.
00:32:05 There's something about Mary.
00:32:07 Fondle your flagpole. I'm not a big fan.
00:32:10 Like, it's pretty straightforward.
00:32:14 Yeah.
00:32:14 Your belly stick. If the head of your penis
00:32:18 looks like a flag, you should see a doctor.
00:32:20 Yeah,
00:32:22 I'm thinking
00:32:22 about getting a flag tattooed to the end.
00:32:25 Something has become a jar.
00:32:28 Oh, hey, oh.
00:32:31 A mile in Mr.
00:32:33 Lee's shoes.
00:32:35 No, it's male, but no
00:32:39 Mr. Wiggly.
00:32:41 There we go.
00:32:42 You know, if your feet were penises, that would be a fun mile.
00:32:47 What in the hell,
00:32:50 All right. I'm.
00:32:51 I'm not a doctor,
00:32:53 but you play one on the internet.
00:32:57 No, I've got this new hoodie.
00:32:59 You're not going to believe how I got it.
00:33:03 There's a hint right on the shirt.
00:33:07 You'd have to know
00:33:08 the last name of one of our guests to figure out
00:33:12 who left this at my house.
00:33:19 Was it yogurt?
00:33:20 It is.
00:33:23 Thanks for the hoodie, brother.
00:33:26 Who the fuck is breathing in the microphone now?
00:33:29 See, now you're making me notice everything.
00:33:32 I'm trying not to
00:33:33 lip smack one thing at a time.
00:33:36 I saw here. Hum.
00:33:39 Is he eating crab legs again?
00:33:42 That was kind of sexy, right?
00:33:46 Do I have everything all wrong?
00:33:47 If we're going right into Asmr, I we we could.
00:33:50 I have some stirring of macaroni and cheese.
00:33:54 Oh. Why don't you play the second of the two?
00:33:57 The the kid video, the over the top or is be over
00:34:02 the top with the, the words over my face, the red lettering over my face.
00:34:07 Yeah. What happened there?
00:34:08 I think you played too many.
00:34:09 You recorded 60 minutes that day or.
00:34:13 Oh, crap.
00:34:14 Were you able to record again after that or is it stuck there?
00:34:16 I haven't tried it again.
00:34:17 I thought you had to fix that on your end.
00:34:20 No, it has nothing to do with me.
00:34:21 That's just the app you have on your phone. Can have it.
00:34:26 You have to pay for it because I want.
00:34:28 No, no, no, I think that's why I see that
00:34:31 something came up the the, You'll see.
00:34:34 Oh, I'll. Something's going to come up. All right.
00:34:37 No point me explaining it.
00:34:39 Okay. Well, then just play the clip.
00:34:42 I'm looking for the kid's bumper.
00:34:43 There's too much new shit in this corner.
00:34:45 140 oh, kids with safety glasses and a wheel to.
00:34:48 Not just no plastic.
00:34:50 Yeah, I can't get around. I can't even.
00:34:53 I must be on.
00:34:54 Yes you do.
00:34:54 I need to bring the captain's back.
00:34:57 I will bring the captain's back.
00:34:58 Any kids involved?
00:35:00 Just the one you want.
00:35:01 Is this the one you want to play first?
00:35:03 Yes. Once there's children involved. Oh.
00:35:08 All right.
00:35:09 Okay.
00:35:10 That test power, I don't know.
00:35:13 Lyrics and subscribe is what it says.
00:35:15 Oh, it has a power blender right down.
00:35:17 Oh no kidding.
00:35:18 Okay. Let's call that maybe the watermark for free.
00:35:21 Okay. Yeah. We're.
00:35:22 You guys might recognize us as the two of us.
00:35:24 Yep.
00:35:25 And, I'm now the.
00:35:26 I'm taking over the moniker of the big bad Gary.
00:35:30 Yeah.
00:35:30 So I must have gotten pretty wasted last week.
00:35:33 I don't remember taking you do this on purpose, but,
00:35:36 there's already a title screen up, and it's masturbation.
00:35:39 So, we're going to be able to talk about masturbation for what, 3.5 hours?
00:35:45 Yeah. Yeah.
00:35:46 I mean, oh. Hold it.
00:35:47 Can't leave till 130, motherfucker. Right. I think it's a freebie.
00:35:49 All right.
00:35:51 I've been here since 930. You could perform live.
00:35:53 I mean, I can do with an audience.
00:35:55 Yeah. No, I yeah, yeah, yeah, I've tried before it.
00:35:57 The time is right is when it's like, like 1 or 2 people.
00:36:00 I mean, I remember the joke, you know, your mom walks in.
00:36:03 What do you doing over there? I can't make it strong.
00:36:05 I remember that, yeah.
00:36:06 Yeah, but I wouldn't have I wouldn't.
00:36:09 We got to play them live I mean I don't punchline there in case you missed.
00:36:12 Yeah. No I, I yeah I've tried.
00:36:14 Yeah it doesn't really work right.
00:36:16 Like like 1 or 2 people.
00:36:17 I mean I remember the joke, you know, your mom walks
00:36:19 in, what do you do, make eye contact and finish strong?
00:36:22 I remember that, yeah.
00:36:23 Yeah, but I wouldn't have I wouldn't be able to.
00:36:26 But I do have a pro tip.
00:36:28 Yeah. And it's go to, you know what.
00:36:29 Like here it is over and
00:36:31 and you get worried about a hurry, clean up, rub it in like lotion
00:36:36 balm.
00:36:37 Rub it in like lotion.
00:36:39 Yeah. You could try that. Definitely.
00:36:41 If you never do that, let me know how it works.
00:36:43 Because I've never thought of that, but I am very curious.
00:36:46 Now, what, what the outcome of that would be if you got.
00:36:51 I don't even. That's never crossed my mind.
00:36:52 I have no idea.
00:36:54 He really is intrigued.
00:36:55 You know, the outcome I threw him.
00:36:58 For all we know, we know what comes out.
00:37:01 All the gentleman at 123 pounds with safety
00:37:05 glasses and a will to not just class, but also his.
00:37:08 And you know, what is the kid?
00:37:10 What is he is my mom.
00:37:13 Do we lose draw your frozen eye clothes.
00:37:17 Are there any kids in this segment and walked all the fuck over them?
00:37:21 And I apologize from the center of my oh, I see, that's fine.
00:37:26 I'm also trying to send a link
00:37:27 to the same clip that just went right after the kid automatically in the play.
00:37:31 Yeah, yeah, do it. But.
00:37:35 Because then I don't want to.
00:37:37 Oh, six minute night.
00:37:40 I'm going to play all six minutes of that.
00:37:41 One of the ten.
00:37:43 Oh yes. It's worth it.
00:37:46 I know this,
00:37:48 I'm on this.
00:37:50 We have a lot of wrap tonight.
00:37:51 You sure you don't want to save it? Cut!
00:37:53 Oh, no.
00:37:53 I should write in my phone.
00:37:55 Just fucked up as he
00:37:59 picks up the phone that no one asked for my goddamn softballs.
00:38:02 So I pulled out my Sam Purdy.
00:38:05 So I was thinking I fell faster than your mommy Swat guys.
00:38:08 A Vicks VapoRub.
00:38:09 Like a sore jack on my nerves sitting not about giving my balls a ton.
00:38:13 I was thinking not so much. Hold on her.
00:38:16 No fucking chance
00:38:17 of squirting my baby pictures of my baby sure is getting me off properly.
00:38:22 Thinking about it now, Janet Reno sloppily.
00:38:24 I'm also going to pass on my first two sharing.
00:38:27 I got the creepy old sister and my check off station layer.
00:38:31 Found something. Just saying right?
00:38:33 Turn that juice back for sure. So tight.
00:38:35 This one's covering that baby boy.
00:38:37 Oh, gets your sister. You know
00:38:41 it's already on you to get us
00:38:44 every night.
00:38:45 You know, even this is.
00:38:48 I slept together really quickly.
00:38:50 Get come some us.
00:38:52 Oh, you need to mention this.
00:38:53 I'm. Just leave me alone.
00:38:55 Like I can't really afford another me.
00:38:57 That's the one before it feel so cool
00:39:01 I can't stop.
00:39:02 Throw me, get my jacket on I thought about it
00:39:05 from my bad hardcore bitch.
00:39:07 I'm always horny.
00:39:08 I'm always waking up hard in the morning.
00:39:10 I'm hardly sorry.
00:39:12 It is always grab my dick when I'm ravenous or awakened.
00:39:15 I'm sorry. Shit.
00:39:16 But I can't stop these visions.
00:39:19 Chocolate. I'm under it.
00:39:20 I'll never stop pounding it.
00:39:22 My arm says Aikman, needs a minute to rest my energy spend.
00:39:26 But give me a second. I hate this place.
00:39:29 It's like a habit when I'm not pressing, man.
00:39:31 I can't stand it when it's not happening.
00:39:33 Just hoping I get a reaction, man.
00:39:35 Let me check it later.
00:39:36 I'm only going through the motions, man.
00:39:39 I like it when I'm using motion Man.
00:39:41 And I'm turning it on. Step on.
00:39:44 Oh, dang,
00:39:47 those are great birds with your fist.
00:39:48 All you need is that motion in your arm and your wrist.
00:39:51 Can't get a picture that I'm not using the on the red.
00:39:56 Don't get stuck with your face or your knees.
00:39:58 I got I to go get a solitary.
00:40:02 Oh, you need to stop.
00:40:03 This is to stop it.
00:40:07 Stop it fast.
00:40:08 Stop me I would you be so you need to stop,
00:40:13 stop, stop
00:40:16 stop it.
00:40:16 Yes, yes, I would you be. Yes.
00:40:19 Oh, you need to stop masturbation.
00:40:22 The Bible says some assassination
00:40:25 parts waiting for some young boys while he's on the other side of the booth.
00:40:28 Fucking this bullshit with fun toys.
00:40:30 He says hemorrhoids is the reason why he grunts in the booth and he walks funny.
00:40:34 Sometimes he talks funny like drink the blood of Jesus.
00:40:37 Grab a penis. Come on son.
00:40:38 He cracks past me.
00:40:40 You call it blasphemy, I call it masterpiece.
00:40:42 I like the last song we tried to run Beat Maker on the iPhone three.
00:40:46 I made a video of me
00:40:47 with a mirror self raping so I can masturbate to me masturbating.
00:40:51 To me, masturbating is the key.
00:40:52 I need ass and he takes some anal beads. Check my gag.
00:40:55 No playing till I break out the fucking machine.
00:40:58 Very simple.
00:40:58 Beat both hands.
00:40:59 One of my cock, one of my shit hole children.
00:41:02 It's very simple to come past like a pimple.
00:41:05 I get more cum flowing in Japanese and I'm talking a Shirley Temple.
00:41:10 No stroking, stroking my hand like a Jack's mom's ask for my dick.
00:41:13 All alone, all alone.
00:41:20 Always save the best for last.
00:41:21 But Gary, you.
00:41:24 There it is.
00:41:28 And this is 100% legitimate effort.
00:41:31 I don't give a fuck about your notion.
00:41:34 And your mom and your wrist and your mother and they don't get a specific.
00:41:37 That's all you need is.
00:41:38 That's not in the norm. Exactly.
00:41:40 I know, but I don't get the stuff with your face.
00:41:42 Yeah, with a machine on your wrist, and they don't get us out of Syria.
00:41:46 So you shut up to create a sculpture for us.
00:41:51 We're stuck with you.
00:41:52 This is how it should be.
00:41:55 So you need to stop this sculpture office so it's best stop, stop.
00:42:03 Would you be necessary to subject us a sculpture?
00:42:08 Yes, yes, yes,
00:42:12 I would say yes.
00:42:13 Yes, I would just.
00:42:16 This.
00:42:17 No, there's
00:42:20 a stone office.
00:42:22 Yes, I out. Oh.
00:42:27 I'm get.
00:42:33 Target is passed out and the lazy boy.
00:42:38 This hot dog update was brought to you by
00:42:41 truck and it's blistered you things can be discouraged,
00:42:45 but this deep, purposeful turn made me finish with a flourish.
00:42:50 I'm sure it's just burning cause I'm too lazy
00:42:54 like I had. This was true.
00:42:56 Do you think you can be discouraged of this deep for void
00:42:59 turn made me finish with a flourish I'm sure it's just burning.
00:43:04 Cause I'm using dirty words as mom was right,
00:43:08 dad turns out all lousy speller.
00:43:11 Yes, Wolf man, the half Helen Keller
00:43:15 I found myself so much, I switched to Sudoku.
00:43:20 Oh, no, you should do you is hands free for static.
00:43:25 I can orgasm free when,
00:43:30 I like grams.
00:43:31 Or perhaps, strong.
00:43:35 Free.
00:43:38 Hey, guys.
00:43:39 I'm sure ways to do it, but
00:43:42 just know what I forgot.
00:43:44 So you
00:43:46 all right? Oh.
00:43:56 Oh. Oh, fuck.
00:43:58 Oh, good.
00:43:59 And, guys, I'm feeling 50. Do it. My.
00:44:01 I had a blister.
00:44:03 Did things get hard?
00:44:05 I conquered a contest.
00:44:10 Wow. Talk about that.
00:44:11 Because.
00:44:12 Oh, kill that, kill it, kill that.
00:44:15 So don't jump ahead.
00:44:17 Don't jump ahead of you.
00:44:18 Wait wait, wait.
00:44:19 And so have you ever failed like you were too wasted to finish.
00:44:22 Or too sore to get the job done yourself?
00:44:27 No. I have really.
00:44:32 Oh, yeah.
00:44:32 I'm sure there's plenty times that I like.
00:44:34 Would have like to drive home, but I was too wasted.
00:44:36 Like to even stand up.
00:44:38 Right.
00:44:39 And so no, not like I gave up in the middle.
00:44:42 I was like, oh, okay, I'll just tomorrow.
00:44:45 Wait, are you.
00:44:45 You're talking about drinking and you're talking about masturbating.
00:44:48 So this is fun. Okay, interesting.
00:44:51 It brings up a good question.
00:44:52 Do you find that it's harder to masturbate or cum in general when you're drunk?
00:44:56 Yes, obviously. Clearly.
00:44:58 Sometimes it's fun because it lasts longer than about.
00:45:00 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:45:02 Wait, where do you get older?
00:45:04 But then then it gets frustrated.
00:45:06 It's like, do I have to wait till I get older?
00:45:08 No way to get older.
00:45:09 And then it almost never happens.
00:45:11 I mean, it happens all the time, but it almost it almost never happens.
00:45:15 And then until it.
00:45:16 Yeah, you know, no one knows what you're talking about.
00:45:18 Certainly never happens.
00:45:19 Quick, if you know what I'm saying.
00:45:21 Yeah.
00:45:21 You can't have to talk around the topic this this week.
00:45:25 You can't really go.
00:45:27 I kind of wanted to go headlong into it, but it's it's tough.
00:45:30 It is taboo because it is private.
00:45:33 It's not appropriate conversation.
00:45:35 What are we doing down there when you bring your head into it?
00:45:39 Can you do that?
00:45:40 I hear a few people could do that.
00:45:42 Really stretchy people.
00:45:43 Oh. I brought up another interesting topic in my lyrics.
00:45:47 Free masturbation, like the Buddhist,
00:45:49 can get themselves into this mental state of euphoria.
00:45:53 Can you actually just mentally yourself?
00:45:58 Orgasm? I've never been that angry.
00:46:01 Well, I mean, just like grinding it into, like, a mattress simultaneously count or.
00:46:06 No, it's literally mental masturbation.
00:46:09 It's like really like
00:46:12 a little bit like the the word is tantric.
00:46:16 Oh, Sanskrit.
00:46:18 Nice. Tantric.
00:46:19 Think
00:46:20 to come without, what was there a big set of song, physical, touching.
00:46:26 We've already got
00:46:28 mashups,
00:46:31 tons of mash up, like so many mash ups.
00:46:34 Like. Listen, do you want to hear.
00:46:35 We don't want to, like, I like a mash up.
00:46:39 I already had to Mount Rushmore, as I still haven't heard the singer for that.
00:46:44 Here's here's what you didn't hear. The Stinger.
00:46:46 I played it, did you?
00:46:48 Well, I do a quick Google search.
00:46:49 Didn't find it yet, if anybody knows what I'm talking about.
00:46:51 There was either a band named tantric or a song called tantric.
00:46:54 I'm pretty sure was a band, so if anyone one would, I'll look at
00:46:56 this one would not mash up.
00:46:58 Oh this is oh no, they woke up.
00:47:04 Oh the polarities.
00:47:05 The master. Right. Is it. Yeah.
00:47:09 Master, that sounds like they're just saying masturbate over and over again.
00:47:12 Think about like. Mom, I'm gonna come.
00:47:16 I'm gonna come. I'm gonna
00:47:20 masturbate,
00:47:21 masturbate, masturbate, masturbate.
00:47:26 I did, I'm gonna come by your mom.
00:47:30 I'm gonna come.
00:47:31 You did. Thank you. I'm gonna come.
00:47:34 Yeah,
00:47:36 I did way better now.
00:47:37 Yesterday I did.
00:47:40 You did leave it in the sofa. Yes.
00:47:43 Leave it in the salt.
00:47:44 Yeah. Oh, no.
00:47:45 I sucked it down pretty hard.
00:47:46 I'm gonna go in there so.
00:47:49 I'm gonna come back.
00:47:53 It feels like
00:47:56 right past the right,
00:47:59 like Master Bag.
00:48:01 Come.
00:48:02 I have to agree with you on that issue that.
00:48:05 Do not think about my mom.
00:48:09 I not that that helps you not come.
00:48:11 I just want to be clear. Right.
00:48:13 You're not one of those second right?
00:48:15 Are you telling us to do that?
00:48:19 Why would you be telling you?
00:48:20 Quoting lyrics to a song that was just playing.
00:48:23 Can you send me some pictures of your mom before I decide I love you?
00:48:27 Right. Yeah.
00:48:28 It's, It'll help you decide, but you're not gonna side with me.
00:48:33 Really?
00:48:33 Because, if you think about my mom, though, send that clip to me.
00:48:37 I'd love to have that. Know.
00:48:43 If I would know, what is it?
00:48:52 Is this just in,
00:48:54 like, I should do it because you don't know what it is?
00:48:57 Because Justin appears to have discovered the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
00:49:01 Holy shit.
00:49:02 What a Kyle looks like Jism.
00:49:06 It looks like a blob of sperm.
00:49:09 What you're seeing is an incredibly rare octopus, informally nicknamed the Casper
00:49:13 Octopus, the flying Spaghetti monster, the scorpion fish and the Scorpion fish.
00:49:18 Flying Spaghetti monster, the scorpion fish.
00:49:21 The fly just zips right past it.
00:49:23 Yeah, he just zips right past it like it's no big deal.
00:49:26 I did watch that clip this week.
00:49:29 So now you believe in God, right?
00:49:31 I believe that's what happens when you record.
00:49:35 Is that where we're diving?
00:49:37 No, I just this is breaking news.
00:49:40 Somebody in my ear
00:49:41 said the Flying Spaghetti Monster had been actually discovered.
00:49:43 And that was always one of the things that, yeah, this will just make it up.
00:49:47 So something actually made up became absolutely true.
00:49:50 So I argue that same everything, everything is made up for.
00:49:56 Everything.
00:49:57 It's not yet you say everything is true.
00:50:02 Everything.
00:50:03 Everything is true and everything is true.
00:50:06 And that's what makes it true.
00:50:07 Or we don't believe in that string theory nonsense
00:50:11 I don't sorry, I can't subscribe
00:50:14 because of 40 years of no progress.
00:50:17 Are those like it's legs or those, like, tentacles or like peanut?
00:50:21 They are like jellyfish tentacles.
00:50:23 Like jellyfish penises.
00:50:25 They're like jellyfish penises.
00:50:28 Yeah.
00:50:29 What?
00:50:31 Is it actually the box jellyfish will kill your ass.
00:50:36 Jellyfish? What's a jellyfish penis like?
00:50:40 Oh, look that up.
00:50:41 It's like, it's like a hold it up, baby.
00:50:43 It's like a really, really soft.
00:50:44 Like, you know, you're like the ballistics gel.
00:50:46 It's like a it's like a dildo made out of that tour. Stop.
00:50:52 Okay, I'll pull it up.
00:50:54 I will stop.
00:50:57 Oh, yeah.
00:50:58 The fuck this.
00:51:00 Come with me.
00:51:07 Okay.
00:51:07 I'm having trouble trying to sleep,
00:51:12 man. Don't shoving in my ass and shit.
00:51:15 But running out.
00:51:18 You know what?
00:51:18 If I don't know?
00:51:19 I know as soon as I put it in my fucking mouth, I get it.
00:51:23 Still, I try.
00:51:25 I got a bunch of young, young scout jobs in my mind.
00:51:31 Oh, my.
00:51:31 Oh, here we go.
00:51:34 Yeah, well, this is irritating.
00:51:36 I gotta go, I break.
00:51:42 I got to go.
00:51:44 I got fucked up.
00:51:45 I'm not able to sleep.
00:51:47 They're gonna blame me,
00:51:51 Right.
00:51:52 I've been watching all my stuff.
00:51:58 All right, we're going to get killed for playing that for sure.
00:52:00 Yeah. Oh, yeah.
00:52:02 But on my own. Here we go.
00:52:04 I wanted to know what that means, right?
00:52:06 I wanted an ass. The neon green penis.
00:52:10 How the masturbation part.
00:52:12 Wait. Get out of the way. Or I was talking to the.
00:52:14 Why did you. To rebuild those.
00:52:15 Oh. I'm sorry.
00:52:17 I was wondering if you take advantage of perspective,
00:52:19 if you are really more gigantic than the others.
00:52:21 Because I've heard that camera angle plays a lot in pornography.
00:52:25 Makes me feel inferior.
00:52:26 But it's the camera angle, so.
00:52:29 Oh, it is the camera angle.
00:52:30 See, now you're even bigger than Jordan.
00:52:31 I know he's at least, like, six feet.
00:52:34 Let me get on this motherfucker. Come.
00:52:36 You are six foot seven.
00:52:39 So that dildo is easily then five foot two.
00:52:43 So my question then green neon dildo is
00:52:46 what exactly are you and who you used for?
00:52:50 Like that's like, that's like the end, right?
00:52:52 You've I've seen some crazy bloody and somehow
00:52:56 managed to, get extremely large things in areas that it probably
00:53:01 then is no longer fun for a human to, partake in that after the fact.
00:53:04 No, no, it's stretch,
00:53:06 it's elastic, it stretches out, and then it snaps back into shape.
00:53:10 Is that not the one?
00:53:11 Not the one that just, like, look, does it just go in without having to, like,
00:53:16 they can like just kind of a lot of them just see down there
00:53:19 a lot of them are really squishy big ones,
00:53:22 a lot of so what what they don't talk about is a lot of,
00:53:25 the anal play, the ones I trick, ones
00:53:29 I put more or no damage, more foam.
00:53:32 Yeah.
00:53:32 The rate of prolapse thing at a later age is very high.
00:53:36 So, seepage.
00:53:39 I love that. Think turns inside out.
00:53:41 All three of us are.
00:53:42 Oh, definitely.
00:53:43 Version. Oh, crap.
00:53:45 Yeah, yeah. Prolapse.
00:53:47 Is that what that is? Crap. You.
00:53:49 No, I don't want that. Yeah, because they do it.
00:53:52 It's just it gets to it gets blown out.
00:53:55 And the muscle that holds it, together
00:53:59 doesn't, can't do its job anymore.
00:54:02 Forgive my naivety, but,
00:54:05 I'm told that you could massage the prostate
00:54:08 to for to cause a, an orgasm.
00:54:12 I've never tried.
00:54:13 You probably could, but, I mean, there's that word was our homos get like, the.
00:54:17 Because I never understood like, even with females, the aspect of, like,
00:54:22 the anal sex being
00:54:24 like, I thought like the the vagina is in the penis is where it was at.
00:54:28 Like.
00:54:28 Yeah, I think the pressure, the anal pressure against those parts
00:54:33 is, I guess, what supposedly do we have a prostate.
00:54:38 But for women, it's what you're saying. Yeah.
00:54:39 The pressure got the process. Yeah.
00:54:41 I don't know if it just makes it.
00:54:43 I would assume that you would also want vaginal stimulation as well, but,
00:54:47 I've, I've heard of some people that I've known
00:54:50 that have just they were really in the chick that was like,
00:54:54 apparently we're really into butt sex, like hardcore.
00:54:58 Why? Okay. Well that's cool.
00:55:00 I mean, I've never tried to shove my balls into my ass before.
00:55:03 It's just, I just, like, if you liked that, you would.
00:55:06 I would assume that you would like both then potentially.
00:55:09 But, like,
00:55:09 I don't know, I think there's some chicks that prefer the the butt, which to me,
00:55:14 I guess it's easier when it
00:55:15 comes to like, birth control, right?
00:55:19 I don't know, but I know there was a story that, there was a story that I do that
00:55:23 I worked with, told me that a friend of his, from a friend.
00:55:29 Well.
00:55:39 Maybe it was him.
00:55:40 I can't remember, but, fucking fucking to check in the ass.
00:55:43 And there was something, course, that was in there, and, left a little bit
00:55:47 of a, you know, a little bit of a where mark on the on the dick.
00:55:50 But, you know, he kept plugging at it and the the feces that got in there,
00:55:54 ended up, causing, a huge infection that, was, it was very terrible.
00:56:00 And, he ended up almost losing his, you know, almost lost his dick
00:56:03 because of it.
00:56:06 Yeah.
00:56:07 So, you know, as much as people want to poo poo on the gays, no pun intended.
00:56:12 Actually, that was kind of his big intended.
00:56:14 No, but you guys gotta watch out. That's like the Aids.
00:56:16 Monkeypox is what I just said.
00:56:18 Like that happening due to the fecal material.
00:56:20 It is a bacteria you like.
00:56:22 I don't know if you can. Just like, have oral.
00:56:24 Maybe that's like, I don't know, 69
00:56:28 is pretty fun, right?
00:56:31 Service announcement.
00:56:32 Public service announcement, please.
00:56:34 To prevent impacts.
00:56:35 Do not have anal sex with physicians on your penis.
00:56:39 That'd be great.
00:56:39 Asians, I would just say in general incision.
00:56:43 I, you know what? You have to look that up.
00:56:46 Nuclear fission. Nuke. Nuclear fission.
00:56:48 It's a it's kind of a sore kind of a cut, but it's a constant.
00:56:53 And here, let me show you.
00:56:54 You tell me if it's got visions. Oh, okay.
00:57:00 Maybe I misspoke.
00:57:01 You know, sometimes I'm ineffective.
00:57:03 Nerf.
00:57:03 Nerf I learned I never metaphor.
00:57:09 And then other times,
00:57:10 hey, don't knock masturbation at sex with someone I love.
00:57:15 Yeah, we see, that's the thing.
00:57:18 That's the wrong clip.
00:57:19 I don't mean to brag, but the ladies find me creepy,
00:57:23 but I think I'm kind of sexy.
00:57:26 Where's the clip?
00:57:30 I gotta roll that clip again.
00:57:32 I do it, though.
00:57:34 Not masturbation.
00:57:35 It's sex with someone I love.
00:57:39 There has not been
00:57:40 one fucked up on tonight's show.
00:57:43 Where's my rock?
00:57:43 Mount Rushmore has spoken for itself.
00:57:47 You got the Mount Rushmore ready?
00:57:49 Yeah.
00:57:49 The one thing on Mount Rushmore is they are not ranked one through four.
00:57:54 It is just. Oh, they're not for.
00:57:57 Did you hear it right to Mount Rushmore?
00:57:59 I don't know how you didn't hear that earlier. It did play earlier.
00:58:02 You bet you. Oh, so you related I don't know. What did you say?
00:58:05 Wound yourself somehow.
00:58:06 How could I ruin myself? Oh, no.
00:58:08 Excessive masturbation.
00:58:10 You're going to start knocking my hobbies. Jesus.
00:58:14 That was.
00:58:14 How long ago was that? It?
00:58:15 Was that your hair like,
00:58:18 for 42 years?
00:58:20 14 years? Okay.
00:58:22 Don't knock masturbation.
00:58:23 Had sex with someone I love long hair.
00:58:26 Didn't you have what I had to do, you know?
00:58:28 Yeah, but as far as the top is concerned, is the frontal is probably one
00:58:33 of my four places to hide.
00:58:35 So you don't get busted.
00:58:36 Basement, barn, car in the driveway and just,
00:58:41 you know, a lot of people say bathroom, but there's no comfortable place.
00:58:44 So, shower.
00:58:46 Who's busted?
00:58:47 Yeah, I know, I know, I don't want to.
00:58:50 I'm doing stuff work.
00:58:51 I don't need to stay in there.
00:58:53 I heard women masturbate in the shower.
00:58:55 I want it.
00:58:55 Yeah, yeah. Family feud.
00:58:56 I think shower was number one.
00:58:59 Shower was number one.
00:59:00 Bed is number two.
00:59:02 I think Gary admitted that he's cheating on his wife,
00:59:05 but he was.
00:59:06 I don't know, I just I can't he's hiding.
00:59:10 Yeah.
00:59:10 Does the hiding get you off more because I don't, I don't hide
00:59:14 I do it on my front porch.
00:59:15 I live on a main road.
00:59:17 I know how you do.
00:59:18 And that was one of my suggestion is like in the in the driveway.
00:59:21 But inside the car.
00:59:24 But no one can see what you're doing inside the car.
00:59:27 You're right. Then marry part.
00:59:30 Yeah, they can be the target parking lot.
00:59:33 Yeah. You know, was
00:59:35 he wee Herman got arrested for masturbating in a public theater.
00:59:40 Yeah, he got the wrong idea.
00:59:41 He thought that watching a porn movie meant
00:59:43 that you could masturbate in the theater as well.
00:59:45 And I don't blame him for thinking that, because what else do you like else?
00:59:49 So, you using porn? Yeah. Yeah.
00:59:50 Well, yeah.
00:59:51 Oh, you're all watching a thing that's like a NC 17, right?
00:59:54 A movie with some like.
00:59:55 Yeah, I you.
00:59:56 I'd be surprised if he was the only person not masturbating in the theater.
01:00:00 Seriously. Yeah, I doubt he was.
01:00:02 He was just the only famous person masturbating. Right?
01:00:05 Right.
01:00:05 Is anybody watch watch porn just to watch porn without that happy ending?
01:00:09 End game? No.
01:00:11 So then.
01:00:12 So then you say that move porn movie theaters.
01:00:15 I mean, I know I would be so, but I was to disagree, to say that
01:00:18 it's not only not not allowed, but it's expected.
01:00:22 I applaud you, it's free. What you don't.
01:00:25 Why do you think there's plastic all over the line?
01:00:28 Yeah. We had watched it.
01:00:30 I've watched a German video without the intent to masturbate to it. So
01:00:35 yeah, I had I when you would, you know.
01:00:39 Yeah. And there was a shift in the.
01:00:42 Yeah.
01:00:42 When they let you know you're watching a good porno
01:00:44 when they lay a sheet of plastic down first.
01:00:46 Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah.
01:00:48 I used to play play in bands with people and these groups of guys
01:00:53 that I played with when I was.
01:00:54 No, they were always in groups of guys.
01:00:57 No, no, no, a band music.
01:01:00 The part of me
01:01:02 would get their ID when I would get there, they would be watching porn
01:01:05 and they'll do, come on, you gotta check this out.
01:01:07 This is the greatest one ever. And I was like, wait, wait, wait.
01:01:09 No, what?
01:01:11 You. No, no, I, I'm no, I'm going to go I want to go and I so I never know
01:01:14 I never knew how it ended with them.
01:01:16 But that was not something I did.
01:01:18 But it was something they did like, oh, I don't
01:01:20 I don't think they jerked off or did anything with each other.
01:01:22 I just think they just there was just something they did.
01:01:24 It was it's in the same category private, personal,
01:01:27 not something you share with your friend.
01:01:29 You guys, if you're watching, you know exactly who you are to.
01:01:32 You know who I'm talking about. They're not watching.
01:01:34 They're not watching you.
01:01:36 They will. Now I'll reach out. All right.
01:01:39 I'm branching out.
01:01:40 That's another.
01:01:41 Another name for it. I'm reaching out.
01:01:43 That was pun intended.
01:01:45 All right,
01:01:47 all right, roll a clip. Ready? Bun?
01:01:48 Bun intended.
01:01:50 Too many should we should we should we go to the gym?
01:01:52 Where's the clip?
01:01:54 No, you can't you can't go to the gym.
01:01:56 You have to ride.
01:01:56 You all right?
01:01:57 You got to go to, Joe Rogan.
01:01:58 No, no, the setup is Jerry.
01:02:01 Okay?
01:02:01 All right.
01:02:01 Okay. I'm good.
01:02:02 Yep. No, the setup is Jerry, and then. Yes.
01:02:04 No. But Jerry.
01:02:05 So the Jerry one good.
01:02:08 The Jerry one is clipped up a little bit.
01:02:10 So any time that anyone wants to pause, go ahead and pause it.
01:02:12 But this is a, afterlife type, god type oh segment here.
01:02:19 Thanks.
01:02:20 Appreciate. It's got to smell.
01:02:22 This is the size I need because of my dick inside one half.
01:02:25 I need a rematch. Scriptures. That's for everybody.
01:02:28 For a chance to win $10,000, we got to get him off the show.
01:02:32 Who would disrespect the man, the myth, the legend like that.
01:02:35 Only catch is I'm a sinner. You're going to be.
01:02:38 You're going to make the gun go off.
01:02:39 They can't jack off. Was this. No.
01:02:42 You guys read the contract.
01:02:42 You got to have the sign
01:02:45 for their balls blow, because this is the Joe Show.
01:02:50 No way.
01:02:51 Jack off, which they can't do that.
01:02:54 That's the name of this show, the Joe Show.
01:02:56 It'd be great if this is real. It's real.
01:02:59 You sound like I've been.
01:03:01 I've been told some real stuff.
01:03:03 It was made up.
01:03:04 Oh, there's a pool I can't wait to. Can.
01:03:06 And this is.
01:03:07 This is totally Rory.
01:03:08 I'm 22.
01:03:09 I'm from La Hoya, California, and I work at GNC.
01:03:13 I love raids, raving is a lifestyle and it's a culture.
01:03:17 Did I mention Travis Scott is my favorite artist?
01:03:19 Travis.
01:03:20 No, no no, this isn't like that Chris Hansen shit, right?
01:03:26 I'm thinking, what up my name sir.
01:03:29 So yeah, I'm from Lake Elsinore, California.
01:03:31 I'd like to ride dirt bikes, like to drink energy drinks, and I also like to fuck.
01:03:35 I'm a sex addict.
01:03:36 Lot of people don't know that about me.
01:03:37 I'm addicted to having sex, and it's actually really shitty.
01:03:40 And also, I'm a big dick and that sucks really bad.
01:03:48 Somebody has
01:03:50 an in his trash.
01:03:52 If you call me by my birth given mortal name, I'll send you this vegan.
01:03:57 But I hate animals. Oh, on the show.
01:03:59 So there is a typical Kamala Harris voter, but for one reason.
01:04:05 That's to prove that reality TV is for they go low.
01:04:08 We go high.
01:04:11 Sorry that that wasn't fair to trash Hillary.
01:04:13 It wasn't fair to trash with us.
01:04:16 Even you, the viewer herself.
01:04:18 Viewing right now
01:04:20 that I know say, all right, capitalist product, I don't know, I just let's go.
01:04:24 Oh. Oh my God, what's their god you guys
01:04:32 you know.
01:04:33 So we know that you're not jerking your little beef jerky.
01:04:37 Fuck. Milo.
01:04:38 I will be weighing your balls every morning just to make sure
01:04:42 no liquid has left the sack.
01:04:43 And when you sleep, there's a strict no blanket rule.
01:04:46 Okay, I want to see what's going on below the waist at all.
01:04:49 Given times. Okay.
01:04:51 Except you.
01:04:52 I don't want to see what the fuck you do it.
01:04:53 I'll give you times.
01:04:56 It's so fucking weird.
01:04:58 It's obvious that I was being a sex addict.
01:05:01 Do you think it'll be hard to not jerk off on the show?
01:05:03 I think I'll be hard to not jerk off on the show.
01:05:06 No you don't.
01:05:07 There.
01:05:08 That was the winner.
01:05:09 It doesn't get any funnier than that.
01:05:11 I think Gary went and worked out. Oh, no. There he is.
01:05:13 No, let's move to the next clip.
01:05:14 Because that was the punchline.
01:05:17 The, disclaimer requested that
01:05:20 if you have to jerk off that, please do not do it on the show during the show.
01:05:24 But if you're a viewer, please do.
01:05:27 I know Ryan hasn't.
01:05:28 Ryan hasn't even commented. He's busy.
01:05:30 I know, yeah, I'm sure yo, it's Dick
01:05:34 the other kids go to for Joe
01:05:37 specifically, and Joe hasn't even signed up yet.
01:05:40 Like there's one in your life.
01:05:42 Gary, do we have an update on the shirtless Joe?
01:05:45 Is he going to? He is going to. Jerry.
01:05:47 Is he still upset?
01:05:50 Did the
01:05:51 kids joyous, the joyous demeanor maybe warm his heart?
01:05:55 I think I may have accidentally a rift between
01:05:58 the kid and shirtless Joe I was trying to get him to.
01:06:02 I can do it myself to Joe.
01:06:04 And he took the ball and ran with it.
01:06:06 That's the other clip.
01:06:08 Well. Oh. Oh, there's another clip.
01:06:11 Should we say they're do it.
01:06:12 Oh, should run it.
01:06:13 Roll a clip. Ready,
01:06:17 Lassie? Run that shit.
01:06:18 Two clips with him and it's just so many.
01:06:20 Where is it?
01:06:21 In this corner at 123 pounds.
01:06:24 What is the other one?
01:06:25 Without the greatest one, but also without the kids and
01:06:29 the kids?
01:06:30 You only hit my mom once.
01:06:33 There's children involved.
01:06:35 Are there any? I'm here with the kids, and,
01:06:38 I, I told you, buddy, until I lose your fucking phone.
01:06:42 Shine as loud as fuck.
01:06:44 Oh, no, wait, I texted, like, three times during the Timmy t and I,
01:06:48 but I haven't seen her. Yeah, it's bad.
01:06:50 14 years old.
01:06:50 I start crying over my school and is 18 years old, kid.
01:06:54 And oh yeah, it's in the clip, right?
01:07:02 Oh, she's.
01:07:05 I think there's three more.
01:07:08 Can I finish?
01:07:09 Oh, I, I told you, but I didn't tell our listening audience.
01:07:12 I've got a friend of the family coming by, and, they have a daughter, and she's
01:07:16 pretty close to a niece to me, and, but I haven't seen her since she was.
01:07:20 This is a masturbation show. Gary. Where is this going?
01:07:23 And is 18 years old.
01:07:25 Really? Okay. Never mind.
01:07:26 I've got it.
01:07:27 We're good, and I just don't I, I don't blurt out.
01:07:31 You just doubled the, people of color in this community.
01:07:35 Oh, yes. Yes to myself. Yeah.
01:07:39 I would definitely try not to do that.
01:07:40 Okay.
01:07:42 That's good advice.
01:07:43 Yeah. Yeah, definitely tread lightly. Okay.
01:07:46 Because usually you shouldn't say tread lightly.
01:07:48 Talk about people of color.
01:07:49 My advice would be if you, think you're going to say something, microaggression.
01:07:53 Something that could be construed as racist.
01:07:55 Yeah.
01:07:56 Like you just did that situation, you know, tread lightly. Wow.
01:07:59 You don't want to get in any trouble.
01:08:00 That's, Well, that's fantastic advice to you.
01:08:02 You see, Shoeless Joe
01:08:05 is trying to defend you going out
01:08:07 against me, trying to set you up in a in a racial light.
01:08:12 Now, now, I, I think you should,
01:08:15 you know, stand up for yourself and, you know, tell.
01:08:18 Yeah, tell Joe that you can you can defend yourself, and you don't need him.
01:08:22 You. Well, please.
01:08:24 Yeah. Yeah.
01:08:25 Well, you know, I mean, tell him I say tell him
01:08:28 I'm not being told to say anything.
01:08:29 Obviously.
01:08:30 I know, I know that when I made my comments about,
01:08:34 the percentage of African Americans that attended my high school
01:08:37 when I was there, and, I did praise it a little awkwardly so it could
01:08:41 be left open to interpretation going wrong.
01:08:43 But I didn't mean anything by that.
01:08:45 Obviously, the one high boyfriend,
01:08:48 they're gone, so it's just a nice confirmation.
01:08:51 So there's actually six if you think about it.
01:08:53 So we are we are getting pretty diverse but total of all time.
01:08:57 Yeah. Yeah, exactly.
01:08:58 But you know, the shirtless Joe, his double of the three.
01:09:01 I really do appreciate, any sort of help, but,
01:09:06 you know, I mean, in the in the nicest way possible, I can fight my own battles.
01:09:10 Yeah.
01:09:11 I'm not scared of the Gary in any way.
01:09:13 Fight, fight, fight better. Let's just try to. Oh, wait.
01:09:16 Lewis. The gravel. Oh, there it is.
01:09:17 I was afraid of the Gary. Yeah. Oh, yeah.
01:09:20 There's our gravel pile or the gravel,
01:09:22 you know, I mean, that's a decent hazard ramp if I ever saw one.
01:09:25 Yeah.
01:09:27 You know, as Gary top down as we better.
01:09:29 Because if I didn't say something and it is racist, then I will.
01:09:33 I'll be very upfront about it
01:09:35 intentionally being racist if it's, own up to it.
01:09:38 Yeah, exactly.
01:09:39 So, you know,
01:09:40 unless I, unless I throw, like, a sticker or something at the end of it,
01:09:43 like a little catchphrase. Like that's supposed to be racist.
01:09:45 You guys don't have to worry about it. I don't mean anything.
01:09:48 That's his catchphrase.
01:09:49 Like that's supposed to be racist, you know, don't take it too long.
01:09:52 Catchphrase.
01:09:54 Let me handle my own shit.
01:09:56 All right?
01:09:56 With Sean?
01:09:56 How about that photograph that's supposed to be racist?
01:10:00 How about that? We'll shorten it.
01:10:01 So I will note a couple things here.
01:10:03 So he did, he needs to keep his vape pen down
01:10:06 because I'm pretty sure he doesn't want that on camera.
01:10:10 What else is vaping?
01:10:16 Depends on what's in it.
01:10:17 He doesn't have it.
01:10:21 So if you had a vaping in his hand.
01:10:23 Well, he does not
01:10:25 show me every vaping because I know he does not have a vape pen.
01:10:28 No. Go back.
01:10:30 Ever.
01:10:32 He never has a vape pen anywhere near him, ever.
01:10:35 I'll find it.
01:10:35 I'll find it.
01:10:36 You just, just talking about it.
01:10:39 I'll tell. Describe the item. The eight years old?
01:10:41 Yes. He has a boyfriend.
01:10:42 He's like halfway through, halfway through, about halfway through.
01:10:45 Now keep going, keep going.
01:10:47 And there's the hands.
01:10:49 No. Well, thing right there, right there. What is that?
01:10:51 How does it work there?
01:10:52 What is that? My own volition. I'm not.
01:10:55 It's not a vape pen.
01:10:57 New game is in the breaking, you guys.
01:11:01 I'm breaking the deal.
01:11:02 The factory huffing drugs.
01:11:05 But that's not true.
01:11:06 That's not true of him for me.
01:11:08 So, let's see what it is.
01:11:10 Oh, I do it really is.
01:11:12 You know, it does look like a click. Click.
01:11:14 Even though I'm looking at his keys, I believe it's his keys.
01:11:18 He's got a fancy new car.
01:11:19 He doesn't have a normal.
01:11:20 He does. He have a it's not a no.
01:11:23 Look, your key, but it's a little toy.
01:11:24 Your father's a little metal. Half
01:11:29 it really is.
01:11:29 It kind of, kind of does say this.
01:11:32 Does anybody have something to smoke?
01:11:34 Oh, hell yeah.
01:11:36 I need a second.
01:11:38 Where the fuck did the pen go?
01:11:40 Right. That's what I'm saying.
01:11:41 He realizes he's holding it.
01:11:43 He puts it in his pocket, he gets rid of it.
01:11:44 He doesn't have like, oh, shit, it's on camera.
01:11:46 He's like, oh, shit, that's I, I that's not even the best spot.
01:11:49 That's, that's not even the best clip of where he's holding it there.
01:11:51 You can get a good view on it actually
01:11:54 you I just happened to see it in that clip, but I saw the kid, like,
01:11:57 look at that for hours a week.
01:11:59 But yeah, it was.
01:12:00 Oh yeah, it was.
01:12:01 I was going to say, the kid I'm on
01:12:04 everything.
01:12:04 He's doing about 60 hours every week.
01:12:07 And I know, for instance, you've never spent
01:12:10 he's a I don't even witness.
01:12:13 You're not his legal guardian.
01:12:14 I know we're all wait, I know I will say bad or good.
01:12:18 I mean, you need to get a more top down, because when it's bottom up,
01:12:22 I thought maybe he was, like, pudgy on the lower half,
01:12:24 but I'm like, no, I swear we've seen him top down.
01:12:26 He looks like a regular.
01:12:27 Yeah, he looks like a regular, like regular.
01:12:30 That could probably like, wondered about one thing.
01:12:33 But the more I look at the length of the back, that's.
01:12:37 Yeah. So where's where does it go.
01:12:38 Where does it go.
01:12:40 It's not what it was.
01:12:42 The where am I? I just didn't do one of these.
01:12:44 Just just do you have to do one of those just for the camera?
01:12:47 All right, all right.
01:12:48 So we can work on this next week.
01:12:50 He's pantless in the debate
01:12:53 hat, but that's about as much shirtless.
01:12:56 No, I started the show.
01:12:58 He has gorgeous locks.
01:13:00 I just want to see his gorgeous locks.
01:13:02 Just have gorgeous locks.
01:13:05 He's the 20 year old kid.
01:13:06 What do you want from me?
01:13:09 The 20 in this corner
01:13:11 at 123 pounds, with safety glasses and a will
01:13:14 to not just no one there, also
01:13:17 known as the kid beyond years.
01:13:20 My mom.
01:13:22 Are there any kids involved?
01:13:25 He is about 140, right?
01:13:27 When I went, right when I went for my kid drop, you fucking nailed it with the
01:13:31 with the bumper
01:13:33 knife.
01:13:35 Where are you?
01:13:35 Good guys.
01:13:37 It was the best submitted segment ever.
01:13:40 Really good.
01:13:41 It was one of the best ones.
01:13:42 I do like the kid. I like to hate the kid.
01:13:45 I probably
01:13:47 for shirtless Joe, but I'm just trying to,
01:13:50 like, stoke a fire that doesn't even exist.
01:13:53 But now I've got I'm trying to develop a rift
01:13:56 between the kid and shirtless Joe so we can have, like, a night.
01:14:01 But you still didn't update.
01:14:02 So what? Where you have a DJ or no.
01:14:04 Yeah, there DJ no no no no.
01:14:08 Both of you volunteer but no, no draws.
01:14:11 Never been here.
01:14:13 And Brady has never heard horns.
01:14:15 I thought you said he was there yesterday.
01:14:18 Am I not here?
01:14:18 I have to drive there with your Girl Scout cookies.
01:14:21 Texting you from the gas station nearest your house.
01:14:25 Oh. You didn't?
01:14:26 Yeah, I did.
01:14:26 I text message you from gas station nearest your house.
01:14:29 See, when you stop by, I'm.
01:14:31 This station is which gas station is?
01:14:34 I assumed it was the Meyer gas station.
01:14:36 2016 Van dike.
01:14:38 That's not.
01:14:39 That's the nearest.
01:14:40 That's that's the nearest gas station.
01:14:43 Okay, well, I guessed wrong, but screw you anyway.
01:14:47 Right? So you just waited there for me?
01:14:50 No, I was about 30s.
01:14:53 Why would you wait if anybody tells you.
01:14:55 Oh, we've been waiting for, you know, you doing other stuff.
01:14:59 Isn't that what he tells you?
01:15:01 They came out of nowhere.
01:15:03 No it didn't.
01:15:04 That doesn't happen.
01:15:05 No 1 in 1,000,000? No, the 1 in 1,000,000.
01:15:09 Yeah. No.
01:15:11 Then those are good odds.
01:15:13 Most sides are way worse than 1 in 1,000,000.
01:15:18 I just all over my screen.
01:15:20 I can't see you right now.
01:15:27 Masturbation tent.
01:15:29 Really?
01:15:30 That's fantastic.
01:15:32 I'm getting one.
01:15:34 All right, you know what?
01:15:35 I'm just going to make a sign that says masturbation did not put one up.
01:15:40 Is ready.
01:15:41 Welcome to the bed time.
01:15:43 Going to go to sleep?
01:15:45 We're going to have some wonderful dreams.
01:15:47 Sleeping with my friends. God.
01:15:49 So that was, masturbation tent.
01:15:51 This is masturbation. Sleep in a tent.
01:15:54 No, boys.
01:15:56 No, no, no, I love you.
01:15:58 And no no no no no no no no no I love you.
01:16:01 No no no I don't like where this is going.
01:16:06 Sorry.
01:16:06 Is somebody masturbate?
01:16:08 I feel too much porn without me. Oh.
01:16:11 Oh, I hiding.
01:16:12 I thought you'd all gone to sleep and and I wanted to mask.
01:16:15 The green dildo is trying to communicate with us somehow.
01:16:18 We're all awake, and,
01:16:19 we heard you masturbating and I apologize for you hearing me mess.
01:16:23 The green dildo is starting to masturbate.
01:16:25 Look at it go.
01:16:26 Oh, that's what I'm trying to master.
01:16:29 And you see, master masturbate to baiting Zach.
01:16:33 So I spelt masturbate wrong.
01:16:34 For 50 years in my life we all love.
01:16:37 Yeah. The mark as a you.
01:16:39 Masturbation is a private.
01:16:40 It doesn't make sense.
01:16:42 No, no, no, Mark.
01:16:44 But it does.
01:16:45 You still masturbate? Sorry, boys.
01:16:48 That was me.
01:16:49 Like what? To masturbate.
01:16:50 I dreamt masturbate. Golf tournament.
01:16:52 Great. Gentlemen.
01:16:54 I was really ready for masturbate.
01:16:56 It's wrong.
01:17:00 Mark masturbating again?
01:17:03 Brian, you brought up Greg the shark, Norman.
01:17:07 And you know it gives me the horn.
01:17:10 And so, of course, I had to do a masturbate.
01:17:15 You got?
01:17:17 Oh, no.
01:17:17 Mark, I think you have a masturbation addiction.
01:17:21 It's not me doing the masturbating this time.
01:17:24 And, look, I can prove it.
01:17:27 Oh, no. Is there any coming?
01:17:29 No, there's not a hint of semen on your hands,
01:17:34 boys.
01:17:35 All this talk of masturbating gave me blue balls.
01:17:39 So to deal with my blue balls, I started masturbating.
01:17:43 Zach, you're pushing 30 years of age.
01:17:47 Please stop masturbating like a juvenile.
01:17:49 Brighton. I had blue balls.
01:17:51 Wait, you're 30 years of age with two other men in a tent?
01:17:54 I think we should visit that first.
01:17:56 Yeah.
01:17:57 Zach, are you still masturbating?
01:18:05 Yeah.
01:18:05 Stop it.
01:18:09 There's nothing.
01:18:09 Oh, hey.
01:18:11 Oh, it's debating now.
01:18:13 I'm not masturbating and I'm not masturbating.
01:18:17 Wait a minute.
01:18:19 If you're not masturbating
01:18:21 and you're not masturbating
01:18:23 and I'm not masturbating.
01:18:26 Who's masturbating?
01:18:28 You're masturbating. That's right.
01:18:31 I'm estimating.
01:18:32 I love masturbating.
01:18:38 Well,
01:18:38 I don't think it's fair that Broden gets to masturbate.
01:18:41 I'm going to masturbate to.
01:18:43 Here I go.
01:18:46 Yeah, well, if you boys are going
01:18:49 to masturbate.
01:18:54 Hi, we're Auntie Donna.
01:18:55 Tonight's sketch was a lot of fun, but it also had a pretty important message.
01:18:59 Do you want to masturbate in a tent with your friends?
01:19:01 Ask permission.
01:19:03 The next time you want to masturbate in a tent
01:19:06 that you're sharing with your friends, just say, excuse me, sir,
01:19:10 do either of you mind if I masturbate?
01:19:14 Not at all.
01:19:15 Thank you for asking permission first. You're welcome.
01:19:19 Now I will masturbate.
01:19:20 Or if I say no, now is not a good time to masturbate.
01:19:26 Then walk into the bush and masturbate there.
01:19:28 Yes. Solution?
01:19:32 Yeah,
01:19:34 yeah.
01:19:34 Still not a comfortable situation.
01:19:37 I would like set up a little masturbation station,
01:19:40 actually call it that, because it rhymes.
01:19:45 What?
01:19:47 What do you call yours?
01:19:48 Station. What?
01:19:50 What do I call a masturbation station?
01:19:54 On my phone really made a video of me in a mirror.
01:19:57 Self raping so I can masturbate to me.
01:19:59 Masturbating to me masturbating. Oh, yeah.
01:20:03 Oh, yeah.
01:20:04 Third camera over your shoulder.
01:20:06 And then the TV that it's connected to right in front of you.
01:20:08 You don't even need anything.
01:20:11 A mirror,
01:20:13 a mirror or a mirror.
01:20:15 Mirror like a meerkat, a mere cat, mirror, mirror.
01:20:19 Or I'd say my hair wire.
01:20:23 You say come by your.
01:20:25 Yeah.
01:20:25 No, I like it with the little grocery bags.
01:20:29 Well, how do you say my bags?
01:20:32 Air bags?
01:20:34 Not in my room.
01:20:35 Oh, oh, baby bags.
01:20:39 Does the free
01:20:40 McDonald's commercials say eggs
01:20:44 instead of eggs?
01:20:46 Listen for eggs. And then we got.
01:20:48 Yeah, that's how you say it. That's how you say it.
01:20:50 Yeah, well, how about caramel in the goddamn commercials?
01:20:56 Who says caramel eggs?
01:20:57 Do you do you say they eggs?
01:20:59 Eggs, eggs, eggs.
01:21:03 Let's say it sounds terrible anyway.
01:21:05 You say it caramel, caramel or caramel?
01:21:08 I say caramel because I'm terrible
01:21:11 until it's a Caramello.
01:21:14 Oh. Out, out.
01:21:16 Caramel. Ooh.
01:21:19 And so it's like, like we call Band-Aids.
01:21:22 Like, all adhesive bandages are Band-Aid brand, because Band-Aids
01:21:27 became that big of a trademark. Now
01:21:31 they say that we're allowed to use it.
01:21:33 I think we're stupid.
01:21:34 I think everybody's super stupid.
01:21:37 Not really.
01:21:38 It's just, a societal norm.
01:21:40 My grandma would call, any refrigerator a Frigidaire.
01:21:43 Because that was the first brand new refrigerator that came out.
01:21:46 I agree, I can see that.
01:21:48 I can actually, you know, there's nothing wrong with it.
01:21:51 This is a great. It's like. It's like
01:21:54 there's, like, so many rainy days around.
01:21:58 Yeah.
01:21:58 Put some saran on that.
01:22:03 Let's just call it plastic wrap.
01:22:04 Unless it's saran wrap, then.
01:22:06 Yeah, I'll buy the Saran brand.
01:22:09 Oh, why wouldn't you grab free and Saran?
01:22:11 Xerox? Xerox?
01:22:13 That meant copy.
01:22:18 It still does.
01:22:20 It doesn't. It's a brand name.
01:22:22 You know.
01:22:24 It's copy.
01:22:26 What do you do? You don't paper.
01:22:28 You look.
01:22:29 You look like you're looking. For.
01:22:37 For me, I have two in the private chat, if you want.
01:22:40 One of them is not really masturbating, but it's connected to it.
01:22:42 And then one is.
01:22:46 Or I can read it.
01:22:47 You have me be private.
01:22:49 I'm scared to read it because we probably already read it before.
01:22:52 No, I'm afraid I don't know if you have the ones that I have.
01:22:55 So you go and, well, they're all masturbating one.
01:22:57 So I been looking at the last.
01:22:59 All right with that.
01:23:00 That's okay. There are other ones.
01:23:07 No one's going to judge you for being that into masturbating.
01:23:09 That.
01:23:09 Oh, let's all of your desk pledges are masturbation.
01:23:14 Good.
01:23:16 I'm a 19 year old woman in college who still lives with my parents.
01:23:18 I found out something several weeks ago.
01:23:21 Oh, I'm sorry, dear flag.
01:23:23 I'm a 19 year old woman in college who still lives with my parents.
01:23:26 I found out something several weeks ago that's bothering me
01:23:29 and I need advice badly.
01:23:31 Years ago, after a robbery, my parents installed security cameras
01:23:34 outside our house.
01:23:34 I knew about them because they were visible,
01:23:36 but apparently some were installed that I knew nothing about.
01:23:40 I have done things, many things, while alone to help control certain feelings,
01:23:45 you know, and I've always walked around without much on.
01:23:48 And my parents were when my parents were away.
01:23:50 I never thought anything about it.
01:23:51 Ever since I found out, I've been freaking out.
01:23:54 I don't want it to be a big deal, but because I'm afraid
01:23:58 if my parents don't look at anything before they.
01:24:03 I'm just going to skip that whole sentence
01:24:04 because I don't think it's written right.
01:24:05 I want to know if they have seen what.
01:24:07 I don't think you said that right.
01:24:09 A part of me says, you've written right along.
01:24:14 Hey, part of me seems to ignore this because they're family, so who cares?
01:24:19 My parents have never said anything about seeing me.
01:24:21 We're Catholics,
01:24:24 and I've heard the lecture
01:24:25 about avoiding self-gratification ever since I can remember.
01:24:29 I'm very careful about what I do now, but I'm still bothered.
01:24:31 Should I just forget and move on?
01:24:33 Or should I ask sign?
01:24:36 Ask what?
01:24:38 Paranoid.
01:24:39 Okay. Possibly paranoid.
01:24:41 I've got I've got your advice.
01:24:42 Send us some tapes.
01:24:44 That's all.
01:24:46 Oh no, we want to I don't no no, no, I want to see a picture first.
01:24:49 19 pictures.
01:24:52 Once we approve, we'll take care of everything.
01:24:54 Don't worry.
01:24:54 Once we approve the picture, we'll take care of this.
01:24:57 No, no, no, you're jumping the gun. We need a picture first.
01:24:59 Once we approve the picture, then we want to see the tapes.
01:25:02 I want to see Dave's anyway, but.
01:25:05 All right.
01:25:08 No, I know I'm telling you, when writing porn gets boring,
01:25:11 you end up doing some gross things that you're not exactly proud of.
01:25:16 So does she think that her parents are like,
01:25:19 seeing this and just kind of like
01:25:23 what?
01:25:24 Like,
01:25:26 I have no comment.
01:25:27 You would think that if they were seeing them that like,
01:25:29 they would have said something already or if she like, I don't know.
01:25:33 Yeah. You know what it's no big deal.
01:25:35 That's what might be my advice would be it's no big deal.
01:25:38 It's obviously more of a bigger deal to you not knowing.
01:25:40 So if you have to ask, what would the first of all phrase the question?
01:25:44 Because if it's going to be, hey, have you guys seen me?
01:25:47 Oh, I don't have the wheel ready.
01:25:48 Yeah, right.
01:25:49 Yeah, exactly.
01:25:49 Have you, have you guys seen me spinning?
01:25:52 You guys watch camera?
01:25:53 It'll take me too hard to share it, but just take my word for it.
01:25:56 Hey, have you guys seen me?
01:26:01 Having a date with Rosie Palmer?
01:26:04 This is a female, I thought.
01:26:05 Yeah, well, put it in a perspective of a male for that stupid statement, but,
01:26:09 yeah, I feel like it's the only one I know.
01:26:12 I got a few more. Just like female rose.
01:26:15 The male, 19 year old female. It's like.
01:26:17 All right.
01:26:18 Yeah, yeah.
01:26:20 No, it's so weird for you.
01:26:21 Double standard, but it's not the same.
01:26:24 I think even if she wasn't 19. Fuck yeah.
01:26:26 Gary dismisses female masturbation.
01:26:28 I don't like that.
01:26:29 I think that's more.
01:26:30 Oh, no. It's male masturbation.
01:26:33 You don't you don't dismiss it.
01:26:34 You just didn't understand it. Is that was that more.
01:26:36 I don't know, man.
01:26:38 I treat I treat them as separate things because they are.
01:26:43 There's way more. It will help you.
01:26:45 First of all, there's
01:26:46 there's some websites that'll help you understand how it works.
01:26:48 If you need to watch them, I probably should, but it's really no there.
01:26:53 So no one talks about it to anyone ever.
01:26:57 Are there any kids involved? Even the owner?
01:27:00 Did you see the intro?
01:27:01 If you look real carefully, there's a woman playing with her flower
01:27:04 in the background that that shows you a lot.
01:27:07 Oh, that was very thoughtful of you.
01:27:11 Yeah.
01:27:12 Oh, well, she's.
01:27:22 She is playing.
01:27:23 What was that, a tulip?
01:27:25 It's like a red. Nice. Yeah. Nice.
01:27:27 Oh the tulips.
01:27:29 Blue. Yes.
01:27:32 I don't know, man.
01:27:33 Well, that was hard.
01:27:35 Like seeing, like, through the, the, scrambled
01:27:39 the digital static that I had.
01:27:42 Yeah. You mentioned that. So the best thing
01:27:45 about those, when you would look through the static.
01:27:48 Right.
01:27:48 The best is like sometimes like sometimes like instead of two breasts,
01:27:52 you got four because it was like, so you got twice as many breasts.
01:27:55 It's like fucking breast or skin or max,
01:27:59 as they called it back in the day.
01:28:02 Yeah.
01:28:02 My, my parents had a black box and, so I got, oh, they got everything they.
01:28:07 I thought both your parents were white.
01:28:09 Your mom had a black box.
01:28:11 She did? Yeah.
01:28:11 Yeah, yeah, she had a doll that.
01:28:14 That's why he's a baseball player.
01:28:16 Yeah. Thank you. All right. Good night.
01:28:19 I, I don't know nothing about it, man.
01:28:26 Hey, so we had a, fantasy football draft that's got the board behind us.
01:28:30 Where do we get a feature that.
01:28:32 Oh, look at mom's gonna wait.
01:28:35 It's over here. Excuse me.
01:28:36 I have a siren right there.
01:28:39 I want to come right here and stop.
01:28:42 And, like, he loves.
01:28:45 I don't care about that.
01:28:47 Well, no standing that I couldn't care less.
01:28:50 Terror.
01:28:51 You're not understanding that.
01:28:52 I couldn't care any less.
01:28:54 They did a more care.
01:28:56 Any lazy about games or crap about it sure was just like that.
01:29:01 Is the deejay crap about, oh, my birthday party.
01:29:05 Oh, PJ Miller
01:29:07 good for him, PJ sure, Joe more.
01:29:10 You're not understanding.
01:29:11 You're hearing care any less.
01:29:13 Could you understand if I said deejay shirtless Joe more and I got deejay more?
01:29:18 No, I do not.
01:29:19 And my deejay is shirtless. Oh, and
01:29:23 why is it
01:29:23 on the friggin chat room is more
01:29:28 than.
01:29:35 One dear
01:29:36 flag I'm writing in response to a perplexed reader who twice
01:29:40 surprised her 73 year old husband, who he was watching pornographic movies.
01:29:46 I went through a similar experience with my ex husband,
01:29:49 who often stayed home from work sick watching these types of movies.
01:29:53 Okay, wow.
01:29:55 When I first discovered he was sneaking them into our home,
01:29:58 I wasn't concerned about it.
01:29:59 I considered it his personal hobby.
01:30:01 As time progressed,
01:30:02 however, I realized these movies were taking the place of our sex life
01:30:05 and they were undermining my trust in him
01:30:06 because he always watched them behind my back.
01:30:09 Writing. Sounds familiar, doesn't it?
01:30:11 Yeah.
01:30:12 I later found
01:30:12 his extended the visiting booth with live female performers during his lunch break.
01:30:18 Whoa.
01:30:19 Our couple are couplers, counselor.
01:30:21 Us the same advice you gave perplexed that many people
01:30:25 enjoy watching pornographic movies, and I shouldn't make an issue of it.
01:30:29 The conclusion I reached was that it was an issue
01:30:32 when it began to interfere with our sex life and my trust in him.
01:30:35 I don't think watching porn or pornography is wrong.
01:30:38 I watch it from time to time with my current partner,
01:30:42 with my current partner,
01:30:44 not in the garage or in the car, or from the basement.
01:30:48 Or what was the fourth place you said you hide and do it anyways
01:30:51 as part of a very satisfying sex life,
01:30:56 I do think the fact that perplexed husbands
01:30:58 watch these movies secretively indicates that there may be cause for concern
01:31:02 if she feels it takes away from her intimate relationship
01:31:04 with her husband, then it's an issue
01:31:05 they both should address, and the sooner the better.
01:31:08 X perplexed in Fort Collins, Colorado.
01:31:12 Wait.
01:31:13 And I think there was a I didn't see a question in there.
01:31:15 Oh, you're shooting it.
01:31:16 She gave it a lot of violence and didn't do the wrong analysis.
01:31:19 And it's completely wrong.
01:31:22 But I think I just figured out
01:31:26 that those adult bookstores are actually just hot,
01:31:29 because I can't even imagine what else the people are visiting there for.
01:31:34 So those peep shows you just a little booth that you you
01:31:38 jizz all over, and then the handsome Asian lady clean it up.
01:31:43 Ooh. Well, she got to be Asian.
01:31:45 I just threw that in there.
01:31:47 And no, no offense against Asians,
01:31:49 but when you said that, I immediately thought that shit's going to be clean.
01:31:53 Yeah.
01:31:54 Yes, yes.
01:31:56 It's not a bench or anything, but also like that change it put a different
01:32:01 oh on the city of Mecca, and then I'd be like, that's the same dude.
01:32:06 No, seriously, I can't tell the difference
01:32:08 between like, gay Asian and like, a retarded Mexican.
01:32:14 The first indication is if you feel pressure in your ass,
01:32:18 I assume everyone has down syndrome.
01:32:25 So you want to reform?
01:32:28 I you know what I why I'm insensitive about people
01:32:31 who walk funny because they walk funny.
01:32:34 Funny. I don't give a crap about that.
01:32:37 You're not understanding that.
01:32:38 I couldn't care any less.
01:32:41 Those are my favorite two drives of today.
01:32:42 Mainly towards that draft board.
01:32:45 Deer flag.
01:32:52 I've been married
01:32:53 more than 20 years and have three children.
01:32:56 What I haven't had is a real desire for sex.
01:32:59 Before my wedding, my mother warned me that sex was overblown,
01:33:03 uncomfortable and messy, but she said I had to put up with it if I wanted.
01:33:08 Kids in a good marriage.
01:33:10 Movies, TV shows, and educational
01:33:13 ads all suggest that normal women
01:33:17 are just looking for the next opportunity to jump in bed with their man.
01:33:21 Am I a freak?
01:33:22 Are there others like me?
01:33:23 What do I tell my girls as they grow up?
01:33:26 Signed. Waiting in Wichita?
01:33:29 Yeah.
01:33:30 Three. Tell you girls to be sluts.
01:33:32 2 or 3 a whore and a slut.
01:33:38 It's an important distinction.
01:33:41 Okay, whores
01:33:42 charge you money and sluts just put out, man.
01:33:46 Keep up.
01:33:49 So what are you trying to say?
01:33:52 Boobies.
01:33:54 So you're saying that she needs a slut it up?
01:33:57 Yeah. Of course. Obviously.
01:34:00 But why do you think she doesn't like sex?
01:34:02 And the mom?
01:34:03 The mom is, like, conditioned her to, like, not like sex.
01:34:06 It seems like it's kind of somewhere out there.
01:34:08 Oh, shoot, that I miss a little purposeless break here.
01:34:12 Start over.
01:34:15 Okay, I'm going to start her.
01:34:16 Dear fledgling.
01:34:20 That's why
01:34:22 I am a single mother of two boys.
01:34:25 I am a single mother of two boys, 16 and 12.
01:34:28 Well, my older, older son has been private about coming into puberty.
01:34:31 My younger son is open about it and we have had many conversations.
01:34:35 I'll be honest, the subject makes me uncomfortable.
01:34:38 Last night I walked into my 12 year old's room and interrupted him
01:34:42 pleasuring himself.
01:34:43 I was shocked and I started to laugh because I was embarrassed.
01:34:47 I did tell him he needed to be more private about his curiosity
01:34:51 to close the door and have a blanket over himself,
01:34:53 but I was laughing when I was talking to him and could not stop.
01:34:57 I am unsure of what is the right course of action.
01:34:59 Where do I go from here?
01:35:01 Saying embarrassed mom, embarrassed mom?
01:35:04 Laughing was the right response. Great job!
01:35:07 No, you can't do any better than that and he will be more careful.
01:35:11 But man laughed laughing hysterically is probably the best reaction I've heard of.
01:35:18 Is it?
01:35:18 Or is he going to be scarred for the rest of his life? His mom
01:35:20 not only walked out on him, started laughing like oh my God, oh my God.
01:35:25 Like I'm embarrassed.
01:35:26 Like like, oh, that's it.
01:35:28 That's all you got.
01:35:29 And to add insult to injury, wow.
01:35:32 You're even doing it right either. Oh that looks uncomfortable.
01:35:35 Hilarity. Help! Yeah. That's good.
01:35:37 Let me show you a couple tricks there.
01:35:42 Once there's
01:35:42 children involved, I don't know, a stripper.
01:35:46 I think she's stripping.
01:35:52 I mean, I can sum it up in three words.
01:35:54 Bitches be trippin.
01:35:56 Yeah, she needs to just shut. She needs to.
01:35:58 Not fucking, like. Mind your own business, bitch.
01:35:59 What are you walking into his fucking room for?
01:36:02 Her? Like, approach that corner with caution.
01:36:06 Make some noise when you come around the corner.
01:36:07 That way the bitch knows you're there.
01:36:10 Yeah.
01:36:10 Oh, your hair bell.
01:36:13 Yell his name
01:36:15 before you fucking come around the corner like
01:36:18 we know your own name,
01:36:20 right? Yeah.
01:36:21 Screaming
01:36:23 moan his name that way.
01:36:24 That'll definitely get him to stop.
01:36:26 Oh, God no.
01:36:28 Oh daddy.
01:36:36 Okay, so we've hit rock bottom.
01:36:38 Roll the clip. Brady.
01:36:40 Let's rock Magnum
01:36:43 round bottom this rank man.
01:36:46 But this is makes you man enough to kill a dog man.
01:36:50 I'm like, you can't let this happen to.
01:36:55 I need you to get my take advantage.
01:37:00 This is better
01:37:02 than.
01:37:05 Just.
01:37:09 Yeah, yeah
01:37:12 yeah, yeah.
01:37:13 Everyone go to sleep.
01:37:17 Yeah.
01:37:17 Everyone go.
01:37:20 Yeah. You're right. I.
01:37:24 Completely.
01:37:26 Thank you. Man.
01:37:27 I'm always laughing
01:37:30 at you, man.
01:37:35 Like I,
01:37:37 I never.
01:37:41 I don't
01:37:43 even,
01:37:44 I don't
01:37:46 oh oh
01:37:49 don't.
01:37:50 Oh yeah I want to but you.
01:37:55 I know you guys. I.
01:38:07 I want to take you back to.
01:38:13 Yeah.
01:38:13 Everyone knows you.
01:38:22 Yeah.
01:38:22 You like?
01:38:41 That was fantastic.
01:38:43 That was utterly awesome, right?
01:38:45 That turned out great.
01:38:47 That giant green dildo
01:38:49 looks like a pickle now.
01:38:53 Or are you just getting hungry or gay?
01:38:56 It got bigger, I don't know, or cactus.
01:39:00 Maybe it's a girl.
01:39:02 I mean, I know how it gets bigger, but how did that one get bigger?
01:39:06 Well,
01:39:08 did it Roadrunner and wily coyote?
01:39:11 I don't know,
01:39:13 it. Did.
01:39:15 I don't know nothing about it, man.
01:39:18 So do we, leave the tube?
01:39:21 Yeah.
01:39:21 We sure?
01:39:22 Yeah.
01:39:23 Oh, what a hard on it. Yeah.
01:39:27 We're about to go into our, the,
01:39:29 brief God conversation at some point here soon.
01:39:32 Yeah. See you later. YouTube.
01:39:35 Do I play the new disclaimer?
01:39:38 No one. No one?
01:39:40 I don't know, man.
01:39:42 They're both two minutes.
01:39:44 So what do you play there?
01:39:47 The play?
01:39:48 Well,
01:39:57 Yeah.
01:39:58 All right, folks, listen up.
01:39:59 Before we dive headfirst into the circus of crudeness and uncensored
01:40:02 banter, here's our no nonsense disclaimer.
01:40:04 Served with a side of Flat Schumer.
01:40:07 Not quite right.
01:40:08 Not a politically correct time. All right.
01:40:10 In this crazy world, we're snowflakes melting in acrylic.
01:40:12 We're just trying to spread some joy without stepping on too many toes.
01:40:15 So here goes.
01:40:16 This one is. Let's get ridiculous.
01:40:19 The sole purpose of our discourse, be it from gas.
01:40:21 Oh, so anyway, a loud mouth is typically a funny bone teaser.
01:40:24 Great aluminate.
01:40:25 The path to a mirthful existence.
01:40:27 It is with seriousness this purely accidental article
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01:40:36 All right.
01:40:36 We don't give a hoot about your gender, race, religion away the cats or dogs.
01:40:40 True to most everyone, from politicians to influencers to our home dog
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01:40:47 I ought to go for political correctness.
01:40:49 I never like that we don't have your hand so we can't offend you.
01:40:53 Just look, we're not responsible for any feathers or hurt feelings.
01:40:57 But hey, if you can take a hit, promise.
01:40:59 They show some belly laughs, a couple of snorts.
01:41:02 Article for.
01:41:05 True.
01:41:11 Accounts.
01:41:11 The place is crazy tales, rumors and downright lies.
01:41:14 You hear here. Eyes fixed. You know it was a $3 bill.
01:41:17 Any resemblance
01:41:18 to real life events or people, whether alive, are pushing up daisies?
01:41:21 It's purely coincidental and probably the result of us hitting the bottle too hard.
01:41:25 We're pretty sure there. No, honestly, no.
01:41:28 Who cares?
01:41:30 All right.
01:41:30 Fine.
01:41:31 Eight why not parody and satire on bread and butter, folks, any likeness to actual
01:41:36 people of characters is just us having a laugh, not a reason for a lawsuit.
01:41:39 When I knock
01:41:40 the smartest cookies in the job, oh, sure know how to start some trouble.
01:41:44 So in closing, if you've made it this far without getting your undies in
01:41:47 with sticky wax are our kind of people.
01:41:49 We're just here to crack a faceless joke, questionable joy,
01:41:52 and remind everyone that life is too short to be serious all the frickin time.
01:41:56 So buckle up, buttercup, and get ready for a wild ride to the absurd
01:41:59 round about your friends.
01:42:02 Thanks, Brady.
01:42:03 Thanks, Brady.
01:42:05 What is there? What's up? The flag? Flag?
01:42:07 What's up buddy?
01:42:10 Thanks, Brady.
01:42:15 You go over to rumble.com slash slash rants
01:42:20 Ricky you're not here because you wouldn't let us.
01:42:24 Why am I talking. You're not here.
01:42:26 5863. Range three.
01:42:29 Give us a call.
01:42:32 Do it,
01:42:33 do it!
01:42:35 Well. Answer me.
01:42:36 This is still making me get rid of Twitch.
01:42:38 We're not. And.
01:42:41 Then I just switched.
01:42:43 Yeah.
01:42:43 I'm twitching.
01:42:44 Do twitch when you masturbate?
01:42:47 Yeah, a little bit.
01:42:48 I can feel my pulse in weird pulses.
01:42:52 Post masturbation.
01:42:53 All right, here we go. Oh.
01:43:02 They are gone.
01:43:03 This giant that my camera.
01:43:08 Let's get ready to get at your.
01:43:12 Oh, come on out of the discomfort.
01:43:14 Come, go.
01:43:19 Your panties ripped off
01:43:20 and three big black dicks in all three holes at the same time.
01:43:23 Wake up your pussy and wake up your ass.
01:43:25 As far as they are. Even farther.
01:43:27 And the thickest cock goes down your throat,
01:43:28 so it makes you gag and convulse as those big black cocks pound away.
01:43:31 It feels like from the start, you're being assaulted by fade.
01:43:33 You come and just before you pass out those big black dicks with their logo
01:43:37 coming to you as you lay on your stomach.
01:43:39 The cum is coming out of all your holes.
01:43:40 I'll turn you over and check off all over
01:43:44 because there are
01:43:44 actual alleged text messages
01:43:47 from Birmingham.
01:43:49 So, he's going down.
01:43:52 I'm ready to dive into
01:43:55 the typical run.
01:43:56 Run around of the, afterlife.
01:43:58 God, come.
01:43:59 Yo. Please do. Oh my goodness.
01:44:03 I can start play the the Jerry clip.
01:44:06 We've got this movement in so 2000.
01:44:09 Y'all pause at any point, at any time, hit pause.
01:44:12 We're all, oh, yeah, I was just tested.
01:44:15 Good. Well, yeah.
01:44:16 Critical of religion in the light of, like, the September 11th terrorist attack.
01:44:20 And people are pause.
01:44:24 Oh, we'll run.
01:44:26 We need to get up.
01:44:27 Zora, leave a level.
01:44:29 What did he say?
01:44:30 No, he's he's he's has a pause.
01:44:32 It for a reason that no reason like it level with terrorist attack
01:44:37 and 11 that of like the September 11th that he has never.
01:44:43 This is if it's though it's been I know
01:44:46 it's he's making a fucking point here.
01:44:48 He has an accent. Get over it.
01:44:50 Okay, okay. Fuck tards.
01:44:52 You know what's going.
01:44:52 Jesus fucking Christ.
01:44:54 Oh, yeah.
01:44:56 We may concentrate on, level above that.
01:44:59 All right, let's start.
01:45:00 Let's let that that.
01:45:03 Yeah, he's making credit.
01:45:05 Let's start with September.
01:45:06 As with since instead food that.
01:45:10 All right.
01:45:10 Let's let him stay September. Okay? Okay.
01:45:13 All right.
01:45:14 Fucking fuck you back and say we're all answer for religion.
01:45:19 You say emphasis critical of religion in the light of.
01:45:22 That's the way we all became the Brady Bunch.
01:45:25 Okay, we're going to go submit.
01:45:27 Well, I'm critical of religion in the light of like the September 11th
01:45:32 terrorist attack and people thinking that religion thinks
01:45:35 as if it's though it's beyond like criticism.
01:45:38 But then once that projects and like once they embark on that
01:45:42 something isn't the religion, there isn't really anything left that
01:45:45 like they don't do the projects of philosophy
01:45:47 otherwise ever finding the meaning in the ethics when they try to do it,
01:45:51 it's lacking. Something's missing.
01:45:52 Pause I said, I said pause, I'm I get it.
01:45:55 That's why I said pause.
01:45:57 Pause the talk. Don't step on.
01:45:59 Did you just. Yeah, I did stop.
01:46:02 He's trying to make a point and there's no point in playing the video
01:46:04 if we're going to talk over him, because then then there's no point.
01:46:07 So that's why I said pause it.
01:46:08 That's why I keep stepping on Brady
01:46:12 and all I am to
01:46:14 I don't think the,
01:46:16 I can't I couldn't be any nicer about it.
01:46:18 Yeah. Draw.
01:46:21 See that is like the reason why anyway isn't going out of favor.
01:46:24 Why it's becoming unfashionable.
01:46:26 Because it can't answer those questions.
01:46:27 Well, I think it becomes almost as dogmatic as.
01:46:30 Yeah, as religion itself, like atheism in a lot of ways, is kind of really
01:46:35 they're committed to this idea that there is nothing else.
01:46:38 Yeah.
01:46:38 So I just think that these people sort of looked at this as religion
01:46:44 is all this superstitious nonsense that these people have concocted
01:46:48 and put together over years to keep people in line.
01:46:52 And science is something the more I prove and see and, you know,
01:46:55 there is no God, there is. But just
01:46:58 how do you know?
01:46:59 You do not know. It's a crazy thing to say.
01:47:01 You have such a limited perspective just in terms of the universe itself.
01:47:05 Rather, we only see lab coats on
01:47:09 which science wins because
01:47:13 it's I love that's your perspective because that's literally
01:47:15 where they're going with this conversation.
01:47:16 I know.
01:47:22 Leveled up.
01:47:23 But let's go.
01:47:24 Play. Yep. Yeah.
01:47:25 He doesn't tug his coat and it figures our planet a tiny amount that we can see.
01:47:31 We got it.
01:47:31 And you know, they can look back 13 billion years.
01:47:34 But like, what are they looking at? They look at it like bright lights.
01:47:37 Like little dots. And they understand this is a galaxy.
01:47:39 And but it's like, how big is this fucking thing?
01:47:42 Where did it come from? What's going on? You don't know?
01:47:45 What is the purpose? Is this a grand test?
01:47:48 Are you a part of some very bizarre
01:47:51 journey that the soul has to go through
01:47:54 in this environment before it expands and goes into the pores?
01:48:01 So he.
01:48:02 Yeah, he is he is kind of.
01:48:04 He's every.
01:48:06 So that aspect is kind of carry.
01:48:08 Oh great I yeah I don't know
01:48:13 why this much I,
01:48:15 I'm not understanding
01:48:18 I don't know.
01:48:19 Oh I don't I didn't mean to put you on the point.
01:48:24 Holy crap.
01:48:25 What you did in the lab
01:48:29 just become my new trademark look.
01:48:32 Like, do I have to wear a lab coat from now on?
01:48:34 You do, you do, I think I do.
01:48:38 You need something to talk on the lab coat. Is it?
01:48:40 I got it, I got it now.
01:48:43 Now we got to work with the hoodie
01:48:45 I like.
01:48:46 Yeah, see the hoodie?
01:48:47 See? It's all tug on.
01:48:49 There's a last thing. Run. Oh, tug.
01:48:51 Oh, this.
01:48:52 Yeah. There is.
01:48:53 There's no tug on hoodie of the whole things.
01:48:57 Oh he's masturbating.
01:48:58 Look like a dude attracted.
01:49:00 Yeah. It it hit. Yeah.
01:49:01 We don't, we don't want the show to interfere with withdraws his hair.
01:49:05 Sure. Yeah.
01:49:06 Let's talk about him tugging on the two jacket.
01:49:08 That's great.
01:49:08 Radio.
01:49:09 Okay, tug, let's go back to the tugging on the jacket.
01:49:12 No, that's. That'll get way more
01:49:15 interesting.
01:49:15 I've been Rogaine.
01:49:17 I don't think you're tugging on it. Right.
01:49:19 You don't know. We do know that people die.
01:49:22 We do know that people have near-death experiences and these very bizarre,
01:49:26 moments where they come back from the dead
01:49:30 and have very similar accounts of something happening.
01:49:34 We really don't know what to edit.
01:49:36 So that was an edit.
01:49:38 Continue. Yeah. What light.
01:49:40 But we don't know what
01:49:42 it is.
01:49:42 A big stupid
01:49:45 we don't know what life is.
01:49:46 We don't, we don't.
01:49:47 So we're being arrogant. Right.
01:49:49 And I think unfortunately agree with people that are so used to schooling
01:49:54 people in debates like Christopher Hitchens, like Sam Harris.
01:49:57 Yeah.
01:49:57 So these guys are so good at making religious zealots look like buffoons.
01:50:02 Yeah, right. Yeah.
01:50:03 We get a little bit of time to sort of think that.
01:50:07 Look, I got it down. These fucking religious people.
01:50:09 I don't know what the fuck's going on.
01:50:10 Yeah, right.
01:50:11 You're involved in a religion is bizarre as it seems.
01:50:15 Just like Wokeism is a religion, just like all ideology.
01:50:19 So I went hard on the creation myth, putting like religion
01:50:22 on those things in particular, but cult like.
01:50:24 Yeah, they might be cult.
01:50:26 They might have some aspects which they're ideological captured
01:50:30 people, you know, people like let's do another edit
01:50:34 like, even what's that?
01:50:37 Okay.
01:50:38 That was a, that was another edit.
01:50:39 But go ahead.
01:50:42 That was super stupid.
01:50:46 No, let me continue. Alright.
01:50:47 So you talked about the audience a little bit more, I guess sympathetic
01:50:52 to those arguments than the other three, but yeah, they're not serious.
01:50:56 Yes, they're following the arguments.
01:50:58 They're not serious about going wherever they take them.
01:51:01 Like you say that there's a there's a there is a dogmatism there.
01:51:04 You know, that they're not open minded enough on these points.
01:51:08 Well, I think the dogmatism, dogmatism, a lot of it is like the,
01:51:12 the all the public discourse that we've seen that you could watch
01:51:15 on YouTube between, atheists and religious scholars.
01:51:19 It generally took a lot of debate there.
01:51:22 They're almost all debate. Yeah.
01:51:23 And almost all they're all intellectual competitions.
01:51:27 Yeah. Right. Yeah.
01:51:28 And so it's like if you give a cop an incentive to arrest people,
01:51:32 he's going to find reasons to arrest people. Yeah.
01:51:34 Right. Right, right.
01:51:35 If you have a person that isn't saying
01:51:39 they do give them social credit, they do it right.
01:51:42 He adds.
01:51:43 Agitation from don't just me schooling these religious people
01:51:49 from mocking what you think are ridiculous ideas
01:51:53 that are super brainwashing you, the part becomes a part of yourself.
01:51:58 Yeah, right. It becomes a part of your identity.
01:52:00 And then I think your unwillingness to engage
01:52:03 in the mystery of all this, it speaks to that.
01:52:07 I think that's that's the origin of it.
01:52:08 I think it becomes a competition with people that their ideas are correct
01:52:12 and that these ideas that they've held for a long time,
01:52:14 they want to defend those ideas instead of going,
01:52:18 I'm of the opinion that I am not my ideas.
01:52:20 And I think it's
01:52:21 a really important thing to say because I think more people should try this out.
01:52:25 And maybe it's not for you, but it's my personal philosophy.
01:52:29 I am not married to my ideas, they're just ideas.
01:52:31 And they come in my head and they go.
01:52:33 And a lot of times while I'm saying them, I do it on the podcast all the time.
01:52:36 I go, wait a minute, that doesn't make sense.
01:52:38 Because of this, I don't want to be that buffoon
01:52:41 that's connected to the first shit that comes out of my mouth.
01:52:44 And I think that happens with a lot of people.
01:52:47 Like the systemic problem of evil undercuts the God hypothesis.
01:52:50 But then it's this where there's another
01:52:52 you've got these strong arguments that you have a right to solve.
01:52:56 Then you've got a problem for belief in God.
01:52:59 And like you say,
01:53:00 this is moving philosophers of religion to this really interesting space
01:53:03 where they ask, well, maybe we need a different concept of God,
01:53:06 like the universe. Yeah.
01:53:07 So this is, pantheism, the idea of God.
01:53:10 Identical. Yeah.
01:53:12 And apparently I'm a pantheist.
01:53:13 I guess the universe is in God, but as they say, I mean,
01:53:18 while the thing that brought it into.
01:53:19 I'm glad there's a word for it, because I just say the universe is God.
01:53:22 Pantheism.
01:53:23 So what, that now? Yeah.
01:53:25 The interesting thing about pantheism is.
01:53:27 But like, is it worthy of pause if we just say the universe is God
01:53:32 and the God is universe, then why do we have two separate words?
01:53:35 I'm confused.
01:53:38 The religious, the religious aspect
01:53:40 are the people that are atheists that want to pin.
01:53:42 They mentioned that they that we get to that the I hope so
01:53:46 the people that want to peg the people that want to peg God as some fucking
01:53:50 bearded man with a fucking staff that, you know, is,
01:53:53 you know, the universe contains everything.
01:53:56 The concept of God is bigger than that, which makes no sense
01:54:00 if the name God like the universe,
01:54:02 because if it's just nature loving atheism, then that doesn't get you far.
01:54:06 But I think if you believe that the universe is fundamentally conscious,
01:54:10 like there is some will or agency underlying the
01:54:15 the things that we interact with,
01:54:17 and I think that gets you pretty close to a, a concept of God.
01:54:20 Maybe this table is interesting.
01:54:22 Maybe cloth has conscious, maybe rocks have consciousness.
01:54:25 They just don't have an ability to express themselves.
01:54:28 They don't have this language, this panpsychism and all this other stuff
01:54:33 that we connect to consciousness, but that it is an integral part
01:54:37 that is framed by prism.
01:54:39 Did you throw a label over something you just call
01:54:42 what he describes as panpsychism, and that's everything has consciousness.
01:54:48 We got 20s left till it
01:54:51 part of everything in the universe. Yeah.
01:54:54 And if the universe is God, the universe creating
01:54:57 all these things, it is essentially a creation machine, right?
01:55:01 It creates
01:55:01 stars, it creates galaxies, it creates supernovas to create carbon based life.
01:55:06 All these different things that happen. Yeah.
01:55:08 They're all all created by this process.
01:55:10 It's just not a guy in the sky in a robe,
01:55:14 isn't it?
01:55:15 Right, right.
01:55:17 So they go through all of that.
01:55:22 Oh, whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa.
01:55:26 What are you up to?
01:55:27 What's your what's your overall I mean, give your overall thought after,
01:55:31 hearing all that, your, that that's exactly the argument I'm looking for.
01:55:38 He he nailed it point by point, and
01:55:42 and the guy, the British guy or whatever he has, he actually is an atheist.
01:55:45 He is an atheist.
01:55:46 But he he's smart enough to, you know, to to the conversation
01:55:52 because he again admits that no, no one knows.
01:55:55 You know, apparently you're the only one who knows.
01:55:57 Maybe who's in those seats behind you?
01:56:00 Nobody.
01:56:01 I found an empty movie theater to go jerk off.
01:56:03 What are those? A bunch of blue dildos lined up behind you.
01:56:05 There's a bunch of blue dildos lined up behind you.
01:56:08 Yeah. That's true.
01:56:09 That's almost behind me.
01:56:10 To a bunch of seed backs.
01:56:11 Just different colors.
01:56:13 Just shapes on.
01:56:16 I'm on the wrong side, Gary.
01:56:19 Gary, be with me here, just for a second.
01:56:21 In about, like, five seconds.
01:56:23 Do me a favor. Say,
01:56:26 say, don't really leave, but say as above, so below for me.
01:56:29 As above, so below.
01:56:31 Haha.
01:56:32 He said too soon. Fuck I know no.
01:56:35 And it's.
01:56:35 So go back to you.
01:56:38 We we're not getting by. Pat.
01:56:40 What's your what's your thought on what's going on there?
01:56:42 The flip Brady I guess so
01:56:46 yeah.
01:56:47 Then play play and play my man I love the ohmygod
01:56:52 Ben I love the of that girl
01:56:57 again.
01:56:58 Oh he's come back.
01:56:59 Here we go. Over go.
01:57:01 Oh you know I have follow ups.
01:57:03 I don't just give you one clip I give you a no.
01:57:05 I like you just fucking really good.
01:57:07 And I then I spin it
01:57:10 like this. Give me bit Australian.
01:57:12 What is this?
01:57:13 Give me my Ben.
01:57:15 No, it's been in some weird other guy.
01:57:17 All right.
01:57:17 I'll think the weird other guy.
01:57:20 Yeah.
01:57:20 So let's talk about that because obviously you get deep into in
01:57:23 the book light of the mind, light of the world,
01:57:24 you get into the modern discoveries with regard to quantum mechanics.
01:57:28 And of course, it's been stated that if you actually understand
01:57:31 quantum mechanics, then that just demonstrates
01:57:34 that you don't understand quantum mechanics.
01:57:36 It is it is bizarro world. It is.
01:57:38 You got to there are a couple we there are a couple weird edits here too, as well.
01:57:41 Shit.
01:57:42 What's this?
01:57:42 What would you do? Yeah, I don't know. You fucking do that.
01:57:45 Why are you asking me? You did it.
01:57:47 I gotta put it back.
01:57:48 I didn't, I don't know, like the crowd cleared out behind you.
01:57:52 It's stuck.
01:57:52 Oh, my lord, hang on a move.
01:57:54 There we go.
01:57:56 I'm asking you just totally destroyed it.
01:57:59 Looks like the party's over. Go! Oh,
01:58:03 as I move my
01:58:04 mouse by, it's just to truly understand what the hell anybody is talking about.
01:58:08 Because it really is about wild levels of indeterminacy.
01:58:11 Thanks. But honestly.
01:58:12 Aquarium. Yeah. Okay. Pause.
01:58:15 Ben, I appreciate you.
01:58:16 I sometimes
01:58:17 I think you're an intellectual, but talking to the TV is a waste of time.
01:58:21 Yeah, this is kind of weird, but hear you in the TV, it's good.
01:58:25 At least I know there's an regardless.
01:58:27 Good. I guess they can.
01:58:28 That's a cool fish tank.
01:58:30 Go ahead.
01:58:30 Don't let the fucking esthetic distract you from the conversation
01:58:33 that's being head.
01:58:34 That's what you don't know.
01:58:35 That's what the fuck getting out of it.
01:58:37 Tell you what, what, what is the what does that have to do
01:58:41 with the exploding of certain ideas that that atheists
01:58:46 and materials have about the universe that begins really, with the work,
01:58:51 the earlier work of Ludwig Boltzmann, who kind of inspired
01:58:53 these guys like Paul Planck and and later pioneers who discover, as you
01:58:58 say, that at certain levels of the material world,
01:59:02 we're not actually looking at a bunch of billiard balls clattering together.
01:59:06 We're not looking at these lumps of matter colliding.
01:59:10 We're looking at something much more mysterious and strange.
01:59:14 The best description of this that I know of that's ever been
01:59:18 been given was given by Niels Bohr, who was
01:59:20 one of the great lights of this time, and he was the founder
01:59:24 of what's now called the Copenhagen interpretation of quantum physics.
01:59:28 And what he basically says is, the reason this stuff looks so weird to us
01:59:32 is because we beginning for the first time in mathematics, to approach
01:59:36 the threshold of the world
01:59:39 outside of our observation.
01:59:42 We're always having to describe the results of our observations,
01:59:45 the results of our experiments.
01:59:46 But what we're trying to get at in
01:59:48 quantum physics is what happens when our backs are turned.
01:59:52 And it stands to reason both odd
01:59:54 that without human perception, things don't follow
01:59:59 even the most basic categories that we apply to the world, like motion
02:00:03 through space and time.
02:00:05 These things that we think of as kind of hard coded into reality
02:00:09 are actually brought into being by the human experience,
02:00:13 by human observation and perception, by conscious minds.
02:00:16 And what I think this really means is that the world of Le Clos,
02:00:19 which is this pure machine described so beautifully by the Newtonian equations,
02:00:24 the world
02:00:25 that we think of as a kind of dead object with no human involvement, no human will
02:00:30 as part of it, is actually something that we are co-creators of.
02:00:35 The world needs us to take the shape that we experience the world in,
02:00:40 and that actually is the reality, the situation described in Genesis,
02:00:46 as you alluded to, man in the image of God,
02:00:48 a creation that has to be seen in order to be brought into being.
02:00:51 A creation is the product of language and communication.
02:00:54 All of these things are at the heart of what quantum physics suggests
02:00:58 and leads us to discover about the world, and it totally upends
02:01:03 this idea that we're meat robots living in a metal machine.
02:01:07 You know?
02:01:09 Okay,
02:01:09 okay, this is a great, great point he's making.
02:01:13 Okay. So we have this existence.
02:01:15 It is fantastic. It is magnanimous.
02:01:19 We always are so arrogant.
02:01:21 We think we are the reason for or the pinnacle of it.
02:01:26 But you know what?
02:01:27 To be really honest with ourselves, he's
02:01:30 relating it to quantum physics, though I we are.
02:01:33 You are saying. You're saying we are. No, no.
02:01:35 Oh, that I cut you off. I cut you off. I never go going the other direction.
02:01:37 I thought you're going to agree. Totally.
02:01:40 This is the coolest thing we can imagine.
02:01:42 Because we couldn't imagine much cooler because we've really got a good.
02:01:46 We've really got a pretty sweet fix up things.
02:01:51 So how do you think this is to
02:01:54 how close do you think this is to a matrix type situation? Then
02:01:57 what?
02:01:58 Not exactly, but not exactly, but similar
02:02:02 symmetry
02:02:04 is that if they're not even simulation,
02:02:06 just just not even simulation, but just that goes like this.
02:02:11 If if anything exists, that's not real
02:02:14 and simulated, like matrix style,
02:02:17 then those would outnumber the real ones.
02:02:21 So I, I've never really I've never understood this, therefore
02:02:24 I've never understood this.
02:02:25 Yet we are in a simulation.
02:02:28 Yeah. I've never understood the Schrodinger's cat thing.
02:02:30 But if that's exactly what they mean by it's not dead or alive until you look
02:02:35 that human perception, human consciousness
02:02:38 is literally what the difference is.
02:02:41 If that's literally exactly what they mean by that, that's incredible.
02:02:46 Never what we're figuratively.
02:02:48 No, that guy is no, no no no, that guy is good, buddy.
02:02:52 And this boy was the guy mentioned in this last clip.
02:02:55 I mentioned several people.
02:02:57 That's what you're saying, that he's wrong in interpreting it that way?
02:03:01 Yes. The Copenhagen interpretation is wrong.
02:03:04 That.
02:03:05 Oh, according to the Copenhagen interpretation in.
02:03:08 Yeah. What do you think about the dual slit experiment? We're
02:03:12 excited at the table, but
02:03:14 quantum entanglement, in order to say, okay, this is not masturbation.
02:03:19 Come on. Yeah.
02:03:20 It you need it is if you have been training them both
02:03:24 if you're ready training one the other
02:03:27 photons affect the, photons.
02:03:32 I'm sorry, photons affect the experiment.
02:03:35 And in order to see something, let photons.
02:03:37 And so therefore that's null and void.
02:03:40 It is the observer problem.
02:03:41 And that still exists.
02:03:43 However, it does not prove
02:03:46 that that matter is sentient.
02:03:49 It doesn't tell us.
02:03:50 It doesn't it doesn't matter yet.
02:03:53 I mean, that the matter is, is
02:03:57 well, I mean, that's what Joe that's what Joe was kind of mentioning, is
02:04:00 he was kind of saying that just, any, any atom in general
02:04:04 is not going to be like, consciously aware because it doesn't have
02:04:08 as many faculties as we do.
02:04:09 But there is some type of weird consciousness to it.
02:04:12 And when you talk about,
02:04:13 we've talked about it previously and it's known with plants,
02:04:17 just plants being in dirt as each other, they communicate with each other.
02:04:21 That. Right.
02:04:22 So there's a bunch of shit
02:04:23 that's going on that you don't you don't you don't you, you can't say.
02:04:27 And again, this goes back to Joe Rogan.
02:04:29 It's like these these people.
02:04:30 That example is great to
02:04:34 do so.
02:04:35 But despite all these weird fucking sit here in your little box
02:04:39 and go, no, no, no, this doesn't exist when we balance out here.
02:04:44 Well it's out here.
02:04:44 All want to play.
02:04:45 We all want to play in this world
02:04:47 and kind of think about all the things that are possible.
02:04:49 You just want to sit in this little box and go, no,
02:04:52 no, I, I do think that
02:04:54 his first thought you said was
02:04:58 I do like to say no.
02:05:02 No. Yes.
02:05:03 No, no, don't say anything.
02:05:05 Don't say they don't say anything. Let them.
02:05:08 Know that's all you got.
02:05:12 Wait. What?
02:05:13 I was
02:05:15 no learned.
02:05:17 Sorry.
02:05:18 But I can tell you that was a good example.
02:05:21 You sit in your little box, you're sitting in your little box and saying, no,
02:05:24 this isn't possible when you guys are out here going, oh my God,
02:05:30 seriously, I sit in this
02:05:32 little box of all the things that are possible,
02:05:36 and then I rule out the impossible.
02:05:39 No, what's what's great about this is people like me.
02:05:42 No, it's people like me.
02:05:43 And I think like Brady as well.
02:05:45 We sit in the same box as you, but we also sit in this
02:05:48 much larger box at the same time. Yes.
02:05:51 And I can shave off a ton of that for you if you just hear me out.
02:05:57 It's ridiculous.
02:05:58 Nonsense.
02:06:00 It's really stupid things you shouldn't believe
02:06:04 because they just can't see me.
02:06:07 He literally explained, I see three boxes in a bigger box. He.
02:06:12 I just like yelling at you.
02:06:14 Oh, look at Brady.
02:06:16 It's raining in here all of a sudden.
02:06:18 What's happening? And,
02:06:26 come on out of the brawl.
02:06:27 I went into the corner to control my own.
02:06:38 Oh, that's a shame.
02:06:40 We woke up.
02:06:43 It's blue balls day.
02:06:44 I think I'm gonna need something for the pain.
02:06:46 Staring at the poster on the wall.
02:06:48 That's my cousin. I'm a.
02:06:49 Give him a call. Check my Tinder window.
02:06:52 You've kept swiping right there.
02:06:53 Really stupid.
02:06:54 I found my way on this app. Swipe left, swipe right.
02:06:57 Or should I say I'm just out here thinking I'm screwed?
02:07:00 Girls don't like the booze.
02:07:02 I try so hard with the watch.
02:07:03 The youth promise only doc I will never do.
02:07:06 Why your.
02:07:07 Why won't you just date me.
02:07:10 When all the want is respect.
02:07:12 But you won't give up the sex.
02:07:14 Why you?
02:07:15 Why do girls hate me? I didn't watch this.
02:07:18 I just saw the title.
02:07:20 But now I saw you. You're.
02:07:23 You are no one to screw the day
02:07:27 I lay around and masturbate.
02:07:29 Master.
02:07:30 Might as well clean, so you might as well.
02:07:32 Do you have a medium?
02:07:33 You'd have a media page, I guess I'll be honest.
02:07:36 It sounds like it should be played at fucking faster horses.
02:07:39 Tell my friends.
02:07:40 Yeah.
02:07:41 Hard to comprehend all this trash can I, I don't, I'm not.
02:07:44 I always hated country work, man.
02:07:46 I really want to see.
02:07:48 I went to a country concert over the weekend.
02:07:50 I'm starting to think. No, no one wants to hear about it.
02:07:52 Hopefully you don't have videos of the show, but I don't know what A is.
02:07:57 I sure don't.
02:07:58 The promoters came up to me though, and they said,
02:08:00 if you show our video on, no, I know people that have done that.
02:08:04 Motherfucker, please you dog, I know I can hear
02:08:07 you thinking me that you call that crap Sunday.
02:08:10 I am not a car.
02:08:12 No one.
02:08:13 That's a stripper cop.
02:08:14 That's not a real cop around here.
02:08:16 Masturbate, master baby, I am so freakin.
02:08:20 Whoa, whoa, whoa. That's a guy.
02:08:22 That was a guy who raised a guy, masturbate, masturbating.
02:08:29 Masturbate.
02:08:31 Whoa. I don't think
02:08:33 master pay.
02:08:37 Master pay whores.
02:08:44 Honestly, this sounds a lot like the other two videos
02:08:47 from Shapiro and Rogan.
02:08:55 No, from back on my cell phone, she said come over, but come on. Yes.
02:09:00 I'm desperate. I need that. Bieber brought seven combs.
02:09:03 I'm an overachiever.
02:09:04 Arrive at her house and I pop impaled, saw her kitchen,
02:09:07 got the chills taking off the clothes while a crow fell on her phone.
02:09:11 When, like the worst, your friends are hard.
02:09:13 Right? There.
02:09:14 Your parents are hard right now.
02:09:16 That a car wreck?
02:09:18 No, I can't stop.
02:09:19 Is where the cameraman's hard right now.
02:09:22 Your priest is hard right now.
02:09:24 Everyone's hard to stop right now.
02:09:26 I think that means I'm going down.
02:09:30 I am so frickin hard.
02:09:33 What the fuck is this?
02:09:34 I better turn this off then. First.
02:09:38 It's supposed to be funny, right?
02:09:40 This is the answer.
02:09:41 Everyone, I think, brought this video.
02:09:43 This is. It's supposed to be funny or.
02:09:45 No, it's, out loud.
02:09:47 Masturbate.
02:09:47 Official music video. Medicate parody.
02:09:50 So. Yeah, well, maybe you should review it before the show.
02:09:54 I was hoping you guys tell me it sounds like a song or some is a parody.
02:09:58 It's.
02:09:58 That does sound like a song, but I like it.
02:10:01 She's, She's a warrior woman.
02:10:04 I think that's the
02:10:05 hilarious part of the thing.
02:10:10 Are you supposed to say that?
02:10:12 Heavyset. And he went down?
02:10:15 Yeah.
02:10:17 If I say fat chick,
02:10:20 is that the appropriate,
02:10:22 politically correct thing to say? Fat?
02:10:27 I don't know, that chick, that.
02:10:30 Oh, chick.
02:10:32 I got some chick challenged me.
02:10:34 See my draft for your Disney health jokes.
02:10:38 Don't give up. Do you know what, Disney draft board?
02:10:39 You know, person don't give a fuck.
02:10:42 I know you look at that for
02:10:45 they call him poo sized.
02:10:47 Like no one gives off a fuck about your draft board.
02:10:49 You son of a bitch.
02:10:50 Everyone fuck about this.
02:10:53 Oh, you're doing that
02:10:55 okay.
02:10:56 Oh, wait,
02:10:58 Han Solo, I can tell I don't
02:11:04 Han Solo. Why would say
02:11:08 it's not a helmet?
02:11:10 Han Solo, let's go.
02:11:12 Part.
02:11:17 That sounds great.
02:11:18 This.
02:11:19 I love.
02:11:23 Crush.
02:11:24 I'll be clear about.
02:11:29 You can't.
02:11:29 You see, I'm so.
02:11:35 Poor.
02:11:36 Because against your skin
02:11:40 I'm about to make out
02:11:43 love.
02:11:44 And you love me.
02:11:47 You spit on your hair that's off my cock.
02:11:51 That up your face.
02:11:55 Play with my nose
02:11:57 and tell me how big they are.
02:12:02 Honey, rub your finger up and down my face.
02:12:07 I see the corner of your beard.
02:12:10 And watch me like.
02:12:11 Oh, all right,
02:12:15 let's see.
02:12:16 No way.
02:12:17 Okay, you got it.
02:12:19 You got it. You ever heard this before?
02:12:22 No, no.
02:12:25 So. Okay. That was good.
02:12:27 I like this not over
02:12:30 my dress.
02:12:30 Then I'll be like.
02:12:33 It's like I say, the Mafia attack on me.
02:12:37 And I blew.
02:12:43 Up, down
02:12:45 and my spine lost my neck.
02:12:48 It doesn't hurt.
02:12:51 Right between my legs coming out of there,
02:12:58 I think I got that, you know, I on your.
02:13:05 All right.
02:13:05 That's a that's a live performance.
02:13:08 Really? You've never heard that before.
02:13:11 All find nine life performance because that song is fucking brilliant.
02:13:15 But corral your tadpole
02:13:19 that could be male in a medium pace.
02:13:25 Let's see.
02:13:26 I think if a woman's clit is large enough, any of these would qualify
02:13:29 as a woman's.
02:13:36 Brain.
02:13:40 Great.
02:13:40 Can we play the audio?
02:13:41 What's your answer?
02:13:43 It is a baby.
02:13:45 Yeah, yeah, it will give you multiple.
02:13:49 I need you so you're multiple?
02:13:52 No, but I'm pretty sure the first
02:13:55 one of those against your skin, they're not real spin.
02:13:58 I'm a boy.
02:13:59 We can see it says go to the bank.
02:14:01 So loving you.
02:14:03 That's a masturbation reference.
02:14:04 Go to the bank. Yeah.
02:14:06 Spit on your.
02:14:07 Go to the bank. Yeah, they got me no pace.
02:14:13 It's weird.
02:14:13 They said you don't go to the bank.
02:14:15 Tell me how big they are.
02:14:19 They're.
02:14:19 Honey, I've never been up and down.
02:14:23 You sit on the.
02:14:26 Yeah. Oh.
02:14:26 January song by Adam Sandler.
02:14:28 One of the most famous, comedy of them.
02:14:31 You see that shampoo?
02:14:33 Yeah.
02:14:34 Yeah, but you go should hear the lyrics because it's not like,
02:14:38 push it in and out at, medium pace.
02:14:42 Classic spanking.
02:14:43 Or talk about your old boyfriends, maybe.
02:14:47 Right. How big it was.
02:14:50 No, it's not pubes
02:14:52 and punch me in the face and.
02:14:58 Oh, darling, make me push my dick.
02:15:03 It falls right between my legs.
02:15:09 Call me an I woman and take my picture
02:15:13 to show all the people you work.
02:15:17 World.
02:15:20 Now pull out my scrotum and take the shampoo bottle out of my ass. Wow.
02:15:27 Pretend I'm the pizza delivery guy
02:15:30 and watch me and whack off.
02:15:34 Strap on a dildo and make me give you head.
02:15:39 Tell me to slow down and do it at a medium pace.
02:15:44 Oh, that's okay, that's good.
02:15:46 That's all in it. It's beautiful.
02:15:48 Beautiful view.
02:15:49 It got really game.
02:15:50 It's a fucking amazing song.
02:15:52 It's oh my lord, I got to go whack off
02:15:55 right now.
02:15:59 It's interesting
02:16:00 how you got that clip already.
02:16:03 Know spanking the monkey.
02:16:07 Spanking the monkey.
02:16:09 Spanking the monkey.
02:16:11 That's a classic.
02:16:12 It's a little racist bank. Hello?
02:16:14 The monkey.
02:16:15 Especially if the guy is black.
02:16:19 Kind of writes itself.
02:16:27 Yeah.
02:16:27 What? Yep.
02:16:30 What?
02:16:34 Oh. What? Oh.
02:16:36 Oh, yeah.
02:16:38 And that the pimp. Oh, yeah.
02:16:40 Puff daddy.
02:16:44 So I think I think they take they take what?
02:16:46 I do love Jesus.
02:16:49 I'm understanding rap. Thanks, Brady.
02:16:51 This is this is good. Oh, daddy.
02:16:55 Thank Brady.
02:16:58 Oh, yeah.
02:16:59 Think about it. Yeah.
02:17:00 What?
02:17:02 They,
02:17:04 you know what to say.
02:17:05 What? I don't know, man.
02:17:08 I was dancing with a lady at the Ritz Carlton in Naples, Florida one evening.
02:17:13 Oh, and our dancing got quite heavy and hot.
02:17:17 Or is it hot and heavy? Don't matter.
02:17:20 I wanted to take it farther, but she passed.
02:17:23 At that point, I told her I was going to go home and abuse myself.
02:17:27 Thinking about her, she said,
02:17:30 please do it for me and write it for me.
02:17:34 I called her the next morning
02:17:37 and that's how this next rap was born.
02:17:41 For certain reasons, I won't use her name this rap.
02:17:45 And since I personally do not know anyone
02:17:47 named Alice, I'll use Alice in this rap.
02:17:51 You choose your own.
02:17:54 It's called masturbation rap.
02:17:57 Have you lost your mind?
02:17:59 Last night I masturbated about you, Alice.
02:18:03 Excuse me.
02:18:04 I got so excited I didn't know what to do.
02:18:07 Alice.
02:18:08 Everyone knows that.
02:18:09 It's just my hand got caught in my zipper.
02:18:12 I couldn't release the catch
02:18:15 cause I know that I could think about
02:18:18 was your sensational so irreplaceable.
02:18:22 And yes, so very testable.
02:18:25 Snatch. No, I never knew that.
02:18:28 I honestly never knew that.
02:18:32 What?
02:18:33 It's very weird.
02:18:35 She's gonna.
02:18:36 She's gonna like, you know, it looks like a, you know, maybe I don't know,
02:18:39 I don't know.
02:18:40 I noticed the tessellation in his chest.
02:18:42 I thought he was a black man until I realized he was all white man.
02:18:46 He's a Jew.
02:18:48 Yeah.
02:18:48 Hebrew look. Right, man. Look at his bling.
02:18:51 Yeah, that's the first fucking book. Hustle.
02:18:54 Yamaka.
02:18:55 Has anyone or anything?
02:18:59 Yeah, yeah, that's a Jew.
02:19:02 The pushing the Old Testament
02:19:05 hustle to hustle in that Old Testament.
02:19:07 Good for him. That little fucking book.
02:19:09 The irony of saying bless anyone or anything.
02:19:14 Wow. Let's not.
02:19:23 There's something going in the green
02:19:25 overcoat burning.
02:19:30 Well, I love the green dildo.
02:19:32 It's really looks big on the counter there.
02:19:38 The next one,
02:19:39 like a shark or it's like a round of doing drops.
02:19:42 That's going to be another one as well.
02:19:43 I love that Greenville, though.
02:19:46 13 people, once there's
02:19:48 children involved, I,
02:19:52 when ever one an 87 year old man
02:19:56 found naked and hanging by his belt draw was the result of masturbating
02:20:01 right?
02:20:03 Oh, that's there, there is.
02:20:06 There is some breaking news, is there?
02:20:09 Cuomo right.
02:20:11 Asphyxiation.
02:20:13 Oh my word.
02:20:13 Selfish.
02:20:18 And it's, it's hard for me.
02:20:19 The New York State.
02:20:21 Hold on, hold on, hold on.
02:20:24 So breaking news doesn't have a I promise breaking
02:20:29 draw studio.
02:20:30 There's no time to begin an upgrade.
02:20:33 I'm going from a person
02:20:37 crying in baseball to homo.
02:20:41 I'm going to be a homo.
02:20:42 Oh, really?
02:20:44 Yeah. Nice.
02:20:45 A home homeowner. Congratulations.
02:20:48 Right, I know, so I can't wait.
02:20:52 I'll put it off me. That was accepted.
02:20:54 It is good.
02:20:55 So it is going through, probate court because, the person,
02:21:00 bought the property a year ago in November 2023
02:21:04 and, died and didn't have a will.
02:21:09 So it's here through probate court. So my girlfriend and I
02:21:11 are speculating that the person actually died in the house.
02:21:14 It said that there was vinyl flooring with a hard one underneath.
02:21:19 But when we went there to look at it, there was hardly
02:21:23 been areas and the vinyl was gone.
02:21:26 And it's not like it's stacked up somewhere.
02:21:28 So we're speculative. The person died.
02:21:30 I don't want to ask because I obviously don't want to know.
02:21:32 I don't really care that much.
02:21:33 She wants to just assume that there was someone dead there,
02:21:36 just so she can have, like, a ghost friend, right?
02:21:39 Who would you think?
02:21:44 I live next to a cemetery
02:21:47 I have you can have it analyzed on this hand.
02:21:50 Oh, speaking of which, we gotta get back to the damn house.
02:21:54 So? So, just going to my girlfriend.
02:21:57 Her very best friend is a fucking retard.
02:22:00 Married to a retard.
02:22:01 But she's really into Halloween.
02:22:03 She's already putting up Halloween decorations.
02:22:05 Graveyard segment. Motherfucker.
02:22:07 We're hitting it early.
02:22:08 Yeah, we're hitting it like Maya.
02:22:09 We're hitting it like fucking Maya.
02:22:11 We're going to have it in fucking September.
02:22:13 We're.
02:22:13 We're going until December with the graveyard segment, because Jesus died.
02:22:16 And so we might as well clean up. Right?
02:22:19 Bring it on. Bring it on for Jesus.
02:22:23 Am I hitting it now?
02:22:24 I don't know. Yeah.
02:22:26 Yes. You ready to go?
02:22:28 Portable?
02:22:29 Yeah, I am portable. Are you going to go?
02:22:43 So I want two fingers crossed.
02:22:44 So go full screen. Hopefully he trips full screen.
02:22:46 Come on.
02:22:47 I want to change my number one, place to hide and masturbate.
02:22:52 Yeah,
02:22:53 the graveyard.
02:22:55 Well, yeah.
02:22:56 How much masturbation do you think goes on in the graveyard?
02:22:59 Do you think, like, people who miss their loved one, like, show up?
02:23:01 They're like, whack off.
02:23:02 Everybody there has nothing better to do for eternity.
02:23:05 I bet you there's a lot of masturbating.
02:23:07 No, I'm not saying that.
02:23:08 I'm just saying, like, somebody who's a loved
02:23:09 one shows up and is like, I miss you so much in the weather.
02:23:12 Like.
02:23:13 Like, shoot what?
02:23:13 On the gravestone. Like, I miss you. Zero.
02:23:15 I think that happens zero times.
02:23:17 You think so?
02:23:19 Oh, sure. It's happened once.
02:23:20 I think anybody and jack off and Gary you know
02:23:24 we need you to we we you need to do a favor for the show.
02:23:27 Yeah. Okay. Prove me wrong. Prove me wrong. Yeah.
02:23:32 Work off one of the great.
02:23:35 All right.
02:23:37 Just rub your penis. All right?
02:23:38 At least you don't have to show it to you just straight you you will go viral.
02:23:42 That is the biggest, boldest atheist move.
02:23:44 You don't give a fool about heaven or hell. Yeah.
02:23:47 Fuck about rape.
02:23:47 Yeah, I remember that.
02:23:49 Even better. It's just a stone.
02:23:51 We're like a.
02:23:52 Yeah, pile of minerals are just a physical.
02:23:55 I mean, that was all.
02:23:56 Everybody there ended a long time ago.
02:23:58 Well, we really care. 1 or 2 of them.
02:24:01 Honestly, that long ago.
02:24:02 Honestly, if I was that buried person and somebody did that to my grave, I laugh.
02:24:07 I go, fuck, that's pretty funny.
02:24:09 We can't see shit. We're going to have to get you a stage light to take out.
02:24:12 I would, I would personally go to God and go, hey,
02:24:14 I want you to bless this person because they're fucking hilarious.
02:24:18 Yeah, they got some balls.
02:24:20 Literally, I saw them. Did you make it?
02:24:24 Yeah. You're the sorry, but I mean okay.
02:24:26 Did you your you Robert, we've seen you rub your dick.
02:24:29 You rub your dick. Congrats on yet.
02:24:31 Oh, shut off your kill your Wi-Fi because you're going to be
02:24:35 right. Right.
02:24:37 Tugging your wife, connected there.
02:24:40 Yeah, he's going to be.
02:24:41 He's going to be barely tugging his wife out versus being a,
02:24:44 There's the problem here in life.
02:24:47 Neck spin.
02:24:48 Actually, it says tug in your Wi-Fi. Really?
02:24:51 Well, come on. Where is it? Grave.
02:24:53 Give us a grave. Grave in the night. Just give us one.
02:24:56 What say, here's the light. It.
02:24:57 I did and and.
02:25:00 Oh. Oh, it's him, you I rejoice.
02:25:03 It's. It didn't show up.
02:25:06 Do you bring a light?
02:25:07 I know a here's the thing.
02:25:10 Did you read it out loud
02:25:12 I feel.
02:25:13 Oh, my lord, back
02:25:16 I'm fucked up on and gets it ending back.
02:25:20 Who uses the graveyard?
02:25:21 So we use a different streaming app, and,
02:25:25 I could flip the camera and I can't, I can't.
02:25:29 Well, you should just. It
02:25:31 just. I can't do camera.
02:25:33 I you can't put the camera. I've been I've.
02:25:36 Yeah, yeah.
02:25:37 You can flip the camera.
02:25:39 Okay.
02:25:40 But the parent tell me how you can.
02:25:42 Yes you can
02:25:44 okay okay I do option.
02:25:46 You go. There's an option.
02:25:48 Calm down. There's no no. You just left the app.
02:25:50 You just left the app.
02:25:51 Now you're back in the app. See, I know, see, see how crazy.
02:25:54 How I knew that that's what you just did.
02:25:55 It's a I, you know.
02:25:56 So. So.
02:25:57 Okay, if I'm telling you that you can flip the fucking camera around.
02:26:00 There's no one here. He's he's in a browser.
02:26:03 You can't.
02:26:04 It doesn't matter.
02:26:05 Browser app doesn't matter.
02:26:07 It's the same shit or can't do it.
02:26:09 You can flip the fucking camera. I would love to.
02:26:12 I would do it and then go back to the cemetery.
02:26:14 I went to the cemetery.
02:26:15 There has not been like this, the graveyard segment.
02:26:20 But guess what? Just not true.
02:26:25 So our
02:26:27 overall segment of 13 people who died from masturbating.
02:26:30 Number two, there are people who get in the margins
02:26:34 on a perforated bowel after getting vibrating dildos stuck in his anus.
02:26:39 Well, we do lose our dude
02:26:42 masturbate until the, of the lunch dinner.
02:26:45 I find a deal.
02:26:46 Those dildos are not puffery rated.
02:26:50 Yeah, they're. No, but his bowel was.
02:26:52 You mean sharp?
02:26:53 Dull? Those aren't sharp.
02:26:55 Well, how great is bowel?
02:26:56 If the dildo that it perforated is followed
02:27:00 by the vibration and, by the vibration.
02:27:04 There was this team irritated.
02:27:06 Yeah.
02:27:07 So you're you're the you're the expert on this are plastic.
02:27:09 Yes I am oh.
02:27:10 Our plastic edges always perfect.
02:27:13 You never like I said no I've got, I've got like a
02:27:15 a like a back massage or something.
02:27:19 Come a little bit separated or so.
02:27:20 Yeah, I could, I've never.
02:27:23 Yeah.
02:27:25 I've got a back massage.
02:27:26 Well, we call it.
02:27:28 You do that if you leave it in perforate is cut.
02:27:31 You know, penetrate is just. Yeah.
02:27:33 Perforate is it poked and then reacts on where it
02:27:37 what I'm saying I've got a back massager and it's like a vibration.
02:27:41 Right.
02:27:41 So and if you leave it in one area, it almost becomes, it almost becomes itchy.
02:27:45 It almost like rotated.
02:27:47 Okay.
02:27:48 That's the type of action.
02:27:49 You think that's the type of action that happened.
02:27:50 The constant vibration in the.
02:27:52 That's the one installed in my blow up doll.
02:27:56 I'm going to turn this into a song.
02:27:57 That's what I'm vibrating a vibrating sphincter.
02:28:02 What song?
02:28:05 Vibrating sphincters.
02:28:06 Are there any kids involved?
02:28:11 What in the hell?
02:28:13 I don't want to say what.
02:28:15 Space time.
02:28:17 I don't know, man.
02:28:18 I can say what
02:28:20 what what?
02:28:24 I don't know nothing about it, man.
02:28:29 Say what?
02:28:31 Say it again.
02:28:33 Rock wrecker has spoken for itself.
02:28:39 How many fit was the dog doing?
02:28:40 How many fit?
02:28:41 How many fit? I don't know how many.
02:28:44 Three. Three. Easily.
02:28:45 Any more than that? You should.
02:28:47 All right, well, if we're at a low the other way, it may seem impressive,
02:28:50 but, you know, when you get older, if we're at a low, although we're with me,
02:28:55 although Gary already already agree with me on this one. So.
02:28:58 Okay.
02:29:00 Study claims controversial class
02:29:02 does date to the time of Jesus.
02:29:13 Oh hold on,
02:29:14 forgive me on my argument from incredulity, but man, no.
02:29:18 So there's the shroud, the the the shroud, the text.
02:29:22 I don't know.
02:29:24 Jesus. This face.
02:29:25 So this just like. Yeah. So yeah.
02:29:28 So there was, study that was done in the it may say it in this article,
02:29:33 the last, test done out, it was, I think, done in like the 50s.
02:29:37 Yeah.
02:29:38 It really would throw the term 1980s.
02:29:41 Yeah.
02:29:42 Radiocarbon study done in the late 1890s.
02:29:45 They just did one the Italian, the Italian did it, recently.
02:29:50 It's more accurate.
02:29:52 They do say that is that it is dated at the time.
02:29:57 How do we put in the year in which it's dated?
02:30:00 Around the time that Jesus took this course?
02:30:02 There is no country named Italy.
02:30:05 That's Italy.
02:30:08 You're fucking Sicilian anyway, you son of a bitch.
02:30:11 Yeah. Is
02:30:13 like friggin Napoleon.
02:30:15 No I'm not. Yeah.
02:30:16 I mean, come on, little pipsqueak.
02:30:18 I knew that would offend you.
02:30:20 That's why I said it,
02:30:22 you know.
02:30:22 Why is his hand tucked into his tunic?
02:30:25 The gonorrhea?
02:30:29 Right.
02:30:29 So scratching this, this has been
02:30:34 dated using recent, most recent technology.
02:30:37 And it's dated to be around the time that Jesus existed.
02:30:40 So somehow they, like, smush his face and into the.
02:30:43 The carpet is like the Shroud of Turin.
02:30:48 Yeah, yeah.
02:30:48 This has been.
02:30:49 Yeah.
02:30:49 The face of Jesus.
02:30:51 No, but they just recently they just recently the Italian researchers
02:30:54 just recently use new data that suggests
02:30:57 that this did come from the
02:31:01 the time frame in which Jesus was alive.
02:31:03 So there is a probability that this is actually, in fact, representative.
02:31:11 Yeah. Of Jesus himself.
02:31:15 And, biases.
02:31:16 You know what I have to say about Jesus?
02:31:19 I mean, you know, man, if it wasn't for believing in
02:31:22 what God made there, you wouldn't have anything in life, man.
02:31:26 You wouldn't have anything in life.
02:31:27 You guys better get a heart, the soul man,
02:31:29 you know, because otherwise, you're not going to make it in this world.
02:31:33 May have we are going to make it in this world.
02:31:35 You don't have to make it in this world.
02:31:39 Yeah,
02:31:40 yeah, I know with I really
02:31:43 it takes me a little bit of time to understand what he was saying.
02:31:46 You know what I mean?
02:31:47 So you want me to start.
02:31:50 I know, I mean, holy crap.
02:31:52 But yeah, I know, man, when you mention God or the Bible,
02:31:56 people freak out in, they freak right out.
02:31:59 Freak out. Yep.
02:32:01 It seems like the alcohol has something to do with it. Who
02:32:06 are these?
02:32:08 Found in too much alcohol and everything. And
02:32:11 and have you guys seen this before?
02:32:14 Something's wrong with that.
02:32:15 Yeah. No.
02:32:18 You and Brady
02:32:19 both are just trying to bring him the truth, man.
02:32:22 I know about that.
02:32:24 Bring me the truth about just telling you
02:32:26 it wasn't right what he did to you to man.
02:32:28 You know, he's right. It's not fair.
02:32:31 What do you doing, Brady?
02:32:33 Big bad Gary.
02:32:37 Look at that.
02:32:38 Look at. That's Jesus's face.
02:32:39 That's it I it's clearly it's obviously his face.
02:32:43 Looks just like it clearly is obvious.
02:32:45 Well this the one on the right is like,
02:32:49 do, like a recreation of the,
02:32:52 the very faint version that is on the left.
02:32:57 But they did it.
02:32:58 That son of a bitch to, be around the time that that son of a bitch limps.
02:33:02 So what's up, bitch?
02:33:04 What? Why you.
02:33:07 What say you?
02:33:08 You're going to click it.
02:33:09 What? Say you. What?
02:33:16 What say you say what?
02:33:18 Say what you see.
02:33:20 What say? You say
02:33:22 what say you.
02:33:28 And what's your point here, Gary?
02:33:34 Absurd!
02:33:36 Asked flag.
02:33:38 Oh, crap. No, no, we already ran it.
02:33:40 We I ran it.
02:33:41 I know, I know.
02:33:44 So now we don't have it.
02:33:46 Breaking news.
02:33:47 Did you see?
02:33:47 Did you see Nicole Shanahan's?
02:33:56 I don't have any.
02:33:56 This just in
02:33:59 no breaking news.
02:34:00 Did you. Yeah. There was breaking news.
02:34:04 Did you see, Nicole Shanahan's, anti-Trump ed
02:34:10 in Trump?
02:34:11 Ed, I love.
02:34:13 Okay. Last week.
02:34:14 I hope this is just funny.
02:34:19 Are you or your loved ones suffering from illnesses such as TDs also?
02:34:23 No. That's all syndrome.
02:34:25 Oh, yes.
02:34:25 Or deny the current issues facing our country such as record
02:34:29 inflation, illegal immigration.
02:34:30 Yeah, corporate corruption, World War three, all of that.
02:34:33 And the chronic disease epidemic.
02:34:36 Are you willing to elect someone who was the least popular vice president
02:34:39 in modern history, and who offers no policy or vision for America
02:34:43 simply because your brain keeps telling you anyone but Trump?
02:34:46 If so, you might be struggling from TDs.
02:34:50 Introducing independence.
02:34:52 Independence allows you the freedom to finally think independently once again.
02:34:56 Instead of believing everything you hear from the mainstream media.
02:34:59 Independence allows for constructive, critical thinking.
02:35:03 I used to hear people on the news say things like Donald Trump
02:35:05 and the movement, he is encouraged, are a threat.
02:35:08 I'm going to come and I
02:35:11 with independence, I now realize
02:35:13 the media is run by the Democrat elite who are a corrupt oligarchy.
02:35:16 That's why would I be involved in our opponents supports forever
02:35:20 wars and abandons democracy by anointing its candidates?
02:35:24 Independence may not be for everyone.
02:35:26 If you enjoy being lied to about your president's cognitive
02:35:29 abilities, support Orwellian totalitarianism, or are excited
02:35:33 about Communist fiscal policy, independence may not be right for you.
02:35:37 Common side effects of independence may include an awakening
02:35:41 of rational thought, successfully identifying propaganda,
02:35:44 freedom of choice, lost of hatred, anti narcissistic behavior,
02:35:48 and love of democracy.
02:35:50 I used to blindly hate whoever my party was running against.
02:35:53 I didn't care about facts or policy.
02:35:55 All right, so we'll just pause.
02:35:57 So what do you guys think?
02:35:58 So I learned recently that supposedly in,
02:36:01 several of the swing states that,
02:36:06 the Democrat leaders in charge are somehow,
02:36:11 in the states that they want to pull,
02:36:13 votes away from Trump, that they are leaving RFK on the ballot
02:36:19 even though he has withdrawn and also and, and, declared,
02:36:23 his, ability, advocacy for Trump.
02:36:28 Meanwhile, there's proponents like Jill Stein
02:36:31 and there was another person I forget who else that,
02:36:33 they are actually leaving off the ballot in some in
02:36:38 some swing states because they don't want the votes to be pulled.
02:36:41 That's how the game is played.
02:36:44 Is that misplayed or is that absolute fucking bullshit?
02:36:48 Because there should be no games to be played.
02:36:51 That is voter fraud.
02:36:53 That is an election that is not going there.
02:36:56 County and state rules that say once you're put on a ballot,
02:36:59 hey, if you're not cheating, you're not there.
02:37:02 There's every other state that makes several swing states and other states.
02:37:09 It's cheating.
02:37:10 They can get away with it under scrutiny.
02:37:13 If you're where it bothers me and you still get away with it, you're good.
02:37:19 Where it matters is where they are playing those games.
02:37:23 And so it's interesting that those are the areas in which they choose bright games.
02:37:29 It makes it seem like they're there's, you know, purple
02:37:32 I know in place you sent me.
02:37:33 What can you do.
02:37:34 You don't usually lose them when there's an obvious side of who
02:37:39 who they're going to take votes away from your both
02:37:42 sides complaining that RFK is going to take both side votes.
02:37:45 I know the well they're voting has already started.
02:37:50 So right and right and ballots have already started.
02:37:52 So and Kamala Harris has had one interview sort of so right.
02:37:57 People are already potentially voting for her when she has demonstrated
02:38:01 zero policy and any, any policy that has been attributed to her has been Trump's.
02:38:06 That's not like she's the incumbent.
02:38:09 They forget like she forgets that she's the incumbent.
02:38:12 She she's the incumbent party like, yeah, she's arguing against herself
02:38:16 just like my.
02:38:16 Yeah. It's so fucking yeah.
02:38:18 It's very confusing to the operating system using now.
02:38:21 Sucks.
02:38:21 You got to buy the new one is like, wait, you sold me the one you are.
02:38:24 You are the.
02:38:25 You are the sucky one.
02:38:27 And the new one is you, which is the same sucky one.
02:38:29 So that's why she's afraid of the debate.
02:38:31 Because all Trump has to do the entire time is do it now.
02:38:34 Why aren't you doing it now? Why don't you do it tomorrow?
02:38:36 Why don't you do it yesterday? Do it today.
02:38:37 Why don't you do it tomorrow and do it yesterday? Right?
02:38:40 Every question can be the same. Answer.
02:38:42 Fucking I promise to do, yada yada yada.
02:38:46 Why don't you do it? Why don't you do it now?
02:38:49 No, that's why.
02:38:51 Because I mean the job. So the job.
02:38:53 Hanan I love
02:38:56 Gary's look on his face is my favorite part of our political,
02:38:59 right segment.
02:39:04 So masturbation.
02:39:07 Yeah, sure. I'm over here stroking my dick.
02:39:09 I got 187 year old Robert Brady.
02:39:13 This is allegedly the oldest victim of an auto erotic fatality ever reported.
02:39:17 He was found hanging by a belt wrapped around his neck in his living room, naked
02:39:21 and bound with ropes that criss crossed his body from his legs up to his chest.
02:39:25 Investigators discovered semen on his right hand as well as on the floor.
02:39:29 Truth man tells away ball after getting five dildo stuck in his anus at age 50.
02:39:34 Londoner Nigel Willis was an unemployed diabetic who lived with his mother.
02:39:37 He also apparently enjoyed pleasuring himself
02:39:40 while having a vibrating dildo shoved up his crapper.
02:39:42 One fateful day late in 2013, he accidentally launched
02:39:45 the vibrator so far up his rectum that he found it impossible to extract.
02:39:49 He was also so humiliated by the entire sequence of events
02:39:51 that he refused to seek help until five days later, at which point
02:39:55 the little buzzing fake penis had already punctured is calling spent
02:39:58 over a month in the hospital before finally succumbing to multi-organ failure.
02:40:02 Sepsis in a perforated towel.
02:40:04 Sorry, not to let you touch his penis.
02:40:06 This tragic and easily preventable erotic fatality could have been averted
02:40:10 if this lonely Australian drunkard, who lived alone in a mining town
02:40:13 and settled for traditional, unencumbered hand on penis masturbation, know
02:40:18 he had to go to the China like plan by plugging in a wall mounted electrical cord
02:40:21 and trying to stop himself into a state of heightened ecstasy.
02:40:24 The call had been taken from electrical.
02:40:27 Hey, can.
02:40:28 Oh, that was one of the bands that I saw over the weekend.
02:40:33 The Cadillac three, really southern rock.
02:40:39 I saw a band playing southern rock.
02:40:41 You're not going to come in country.
02:40:42 They'd have performed the Faster Horses, I think twice.
02:40:45 I have seen them before,
02:40:46 I don't know, I couldn't see a single song or any what they sound like, but.
02:40:50 Well, you have watching country music.
02:40:53 I'm over here stroking my brain.
02:40:55 You have a culture of you to demonstrate, man.
02:40:58 I'm a no no. It was. I'm over.
02:41:00 You saw like a song and a half walking by.
02:41:02 It was 30 Blue Chews thinking they were really nine, nine stages.
02:41:07 Cool appliance.
02:41:08 The appliance plug had been removed from the cord
02:41:10 that was being thus exposed, attached to one of the live wires.
02:41:13 Electric cord was a force of.
02:41:15 I see a long neck chain extending to the left side
02:41:18 of the outlet into a single loop, wrapped around the chest of the deceased.
02:41:21 The earth wire was tucked into the rubber fabric shroud of the cord
02:41:24 at the site of contact with the wire on the chest was a like a bunch of skin
02:41:28 extending to subcutaneous fat.
02:41:30 To further flatter
02:41:30 the superficial electric blood, mark extended down the left side of the eye
02:41:34 from the middle of the penis, the pattern corresponding to that of the neck chain.
02:41:38 The takeaway from the lecture to your cock.
02:41:40 Alas, the victim in this case
02:41:41 learned this lesson to like assuming he learned it at all.
02:41:44 Format choked to death on Cicchini theory after all, to eroticism.
02:41:49 This case involves an underemployed man.
02:41:52 There's definitely a theme with all this, isn't there?
02:41:54 It's not just stroking my dick.
02:41:55 I got lotion on my dick right now, so I wanted to write back that.
02:41:59 Okay, I learned with all this research of masturbation. Yeah.
02:42:02 If you masturbate 1 to 3 times a day, you will die.
02:42:08 Yeah. Here comes the blitz.
02:42:09 And here's Brady.
02:42:10 No. Every other day.
02:42:13 Holy crap, are people taking this too seriously?
02:42:16 Every other day is all you need. Yeah. Okay.
02:42:19 If you if you manage your brain every other day, you will die.
02:42:23 Here's Brady over the top.
02:42:26 No, no, that's.
02:42:27 I think that's a little over the top Brady.
02:42:29 No. No matter how many times you masturbate zero two every day.
02:42:33 Oh yeah. You will die. You will die.
02:42:36 You will die.
02:42:36 So but you all these people aren't done masturbating.
02:42:40 This is like this is like dying from Covid and dying.
02:42:43 Oh, or at least no, because they're not dying from masturbating.
02:42:46 They're dying from the neck, from the belt around their neck.
02:42:49 No, no, no, it's okay.
02:42:50 You want to go to that? I didn't pull up.
02:42:52 I don't all of these statistics.
02:42:54 I didn't pull these statistics.
02:42:55 But they do say I forgot the exact numbers are what they say.
02:42:57 If you do masturbate, I think like, five or more times
02:43:03 a week that your, rate of prostate cancer
02:43:06 goes down, I think like 30%
02:43:10 or more.
02:43:11 It might be 60%,
02:43:14 but there is a there is a correlation between,
02:43:17 masturbation and, healthy prostate.
02:43:21 If you exercise your prostate, those muscles in their head,
02:43:25 you have to masturbate, masturbate your prostate though, or just
02:43:28 I don't know, do you just know just the it's like doing a keyhole, you know?
02:43:32 It's like, I think people do balls, but I don't get anything anyway,
02:43:36 like I said, nothing like keyhole in my ass.
02:43:38 I've never been. Have you? Giggled.
02:43:40 You giggle.
02:43:41 I don't have a vagina. I didn't do you know how to do a Google?
02:43:43 No, I don't know. It's like the I did pubic kegel.
02:43:46 You can't giggle. Yeah, yeah it's they can't, you can't.
02:43:49 So I'm going to go do it right now one my wife and I had a conversation
02:43:52 067 she can she can piss and shit separately.
02:43:55 But and I thought I don't know if all men could do this, but I'm not able to.
02:43:58 I'm pissing and shit and I can't stop and do one or the other.
02:44:01 If I have to do both, I do both.
02:44:03 So. So I can do them.
02:44:06 I can do them separately.
02:44:07 But maybe a woman I have to do.
02:44:09 No, no, I have to piss first and then I can shit.
02:44:13 But you can never shit first without pissing.
02:44:16 And I had a dog.
02:44:17 Our our our our dog.
02:44:20 Our previous dog could do that.
02:44:22 And it was remarkable.
02:44:23 It's like, how do you shit first and then piss?
02:44:25 Well, how do you do that?
02:44:26 So my wife was stating and claiming that she can start shitting
02:44:30 or start pissing
02:44:31 and then stop and start and stop and start either one intermittent.
02:44:34 You know, I can yeah.
02:44:35 You gotta, I can, I can, I can no, I can pitch it off total but totally separately.
02:44:41 See I can pinch it off. But I would stop pissing and shitting.
02:44:43 And then if I started again I would start pissing and shitting.
02:44:45 I can say, oh, you can pinch it off and you could pinch it off
02:44:48 and then like push and it's not going to like over overexert your pinch off.
02:44:53 Let me.
02:44:53 So you're just going to shit
02:44:55 while you're pissing and shitting and one you pinched off.
02:44:57 Could you continue pissing is what I'm saying.
02:44:59 The muscle.
02:45:00 No, no.
02:45:00 But you once you feel like you were.
02:45:03 But because of the manual pinch off, it wouldn't matter.
02:45:07 So you're leaving it open.
02:45:08 It's not like you're closing it off internally.
02:45:10 You know how, like, if you're if you have to piss
02:45:12 and you're holding it, like, whatever it is, but not why you can't.
02:45:16 You can't.
02:45:16 You can't release your anal anus muscle
02:45:20 in and have that pinched off at the same time.
02:45:23 But you can have your anus pinched off.
02:45:26 But you.
02:45:26 Oh, but but you can release the piss.
02:45:29 Don't open.
02:45:31 You can easily have.
02:45:32 I definitely had to shit, but I didn't have time to shit.
02:45:35 So I pissed and said plenty of times.
02:45:37 And so you clench, you hold it.
02:45:39 But you were still able to piss. You're still able to piss.
02:45:42 Once you start shitting, you're going to piss.
02:45:45 Once you start shitting, you're going to piss.
02:45:47 There's no there's no unless you're grabbing it and clenching it.
02:45:50 But even then, there's still a residual.
02:45:52 There's a back pressure that you need to get rid of.
02:45:54 Like there's there's pores grabbing it with wash and your hand
02:45:59 I've never grabbed.
02:46:00 There's a back pressure like like once, once once.
02:46:03 You release like the valve inside of you.
02:46:05 Like once you're holding and you like going, it's going to release
02:46:09 more like there's no like.
02:46:10 Oh, now I hold it back like it's in the tube.
02:46:13 It's in the hose already. Yeah.
02:46:15 Oh, yeah, yeah I know, I, I think there's that ramp.
02:46:20 Women have to. Yeah.
02:46:22 Here's drawer over the top Brady. Over the top.
02:46:27 That was awesome
02:46:28 I know I totally blitzed that one day in the backyard.
02:46:32 Oh she said with this white dress for nothing I never saw seeking assistance
02:46:36 because he was choking on this shoe shoved down his throat while masturbating.
02:46:40 Sadly, it was too late to say, man, don't shove it in my ass.
02:46:42 But you hold the trousers, show the penis, and some you wrapped around
02:46:45 the base of the penis was a rubber band on the lower abdomen and in the groin.
02:46:49 Was trying white colored material subsequently identified as semen.
02:46:53 Internal examination showed the fucking man.
02:46:57 I got to go back off right. Wow.
02:47:02 I just all over my screen.
02:47:04 I can't see you right now.
02:47:07 It might.
02:47:07 It might seem like I came to this podcast.
02:47:13 No, I've been talking on mine.
02:47:14 Like trying to figure out how this works.
02:47:18 Oh speaking again do you guys think I'm gay for big dude.
02:47:21 It's like an unnatural kind of homosexual.
02:47:24 Like I'm not into big women but but big dudes kind of rough my engine.
02:47:28 Yeah. Normal sized people don't do it for me.
02:47:30 But weird size people definitely do it for me.
02:47:34 I love you draw.
02:47:37 Ha ha ha ha ha.
02:47:40 You guys want to see my draft?
02:47:42 We were you.
02:47:43 Were you talking about me, Gary?
02:47:44 It was.
02:47:45 Draw it.
02:47:45 He's right.
02:47:46 Oh, so draw.
02:47:49 Draw.
02:47:50 Oh, no.
02:47:50 No, don't thank me. I, I just just a little.
02:47:54 Do you want to show your draft board.
02:47:56 I do, but last week it it was.
02:47:58 This is boring.
02:47:59 If you want a draft how would you do in your draft Brady.
02:48:03 Brady draft I always good right as a fourth.
02:48:08 No I got all the number one.
02:48:12 I got the number one tight end
02:48:13 the number one quarterback the number one number one defense and kicker.
02:48:18 But turn around I'm going to unmute your.
02:48:21 Now I pick 10th.
02:48:24 We're losing all of our viewers.
02:48:25 It's the most boring conversation.
02:48:28 It was short.
02:48:29 Oh my lord I can't believe it.
02:48:32 Right.
02:48:33 Did you pick a where did you pick an imaginary player for fun?
02:48:37 You know, fun fake league?
02:48:38 No, you don't understand.
02:48:39 Sure, they're they're real players.
02:48:42 These people are all on my squad
02:48:45 and that was my team, because that's good.
02:48:48 I don't know why. It's a funny, but it's hilarious.
02:48:50 What the fuck that for?
02:48:56 Now. What you said. Yeah.
02:48:57 We're not laughing. Not laughing at you.
02:48:59 I'm on your left.
02:49:00 I guess you one. I'm Brady's league.
02:49:03 I got two bumble's leagues and I've got my thousand dollars league.
02:49:08 No, no, don't make me pull up the right draft drafts.
02:49:12 It's all right. It's just like, excuse me,
02:49:15 excuse me.
02:49:16 I don't give a crap about that.
02:49:18 If you're not.
02:49:19 I couldn't care any less.
02:49:23 Good for you.
02:49:24 This wasn't right.
02:49:26 Oh, it's Memorial Day, Ryan.
02:49:28 I could care less is what most people say.
02:49:30 It's stupid.
02:49:32 Have you lost your mind?
02:49:34 Absolutely.
02:49:34 I could prove easily that I could care less.
02:49:36 I don't give a crap about that.
02:49:38 I know, I know, you could care less.
02:49:42 No, I never knew that.
02:49:43 I honestly never knew that.
02:49:46 You're not understanding that.
02:49:47 I couldn't care any less.
02:49:56 It's really.
02:49:57 He's trying just to maintain.
02:50:00 Oh, I don't like it.
02:50:02 Hit the slit. What?
02:50:03 You believe in a god? That is no.
02:50:05 And all knowing.
02:50:09 You believe in a God that is no,
02:50:13 I do, I do know.
02:50:17 Is there something wrong with that?
02:50:19 Apparently, according to Gary,
02:50:22 cuffing the carrot.
02:50:24 Well, let me tell you something, brother.
02:50:27 Where did you go?
02:50:29 I've never.
02:50:29 I got to go whack off right now.
02:50:32 No, I've been talking on my, like trying to figure out how this works.
02:50:36 I'll be right back.
02:50:37 I have to go find a new jabber.
02:50:39 Gary, that was the.
02:50:40 Let's go.
02:50:42 Gary's off petting the lizard. Oh,
02:50:46 no kidding me.
02:50:47 Oh, yeah.
02:50:49 Yeah. It's fine. You're ruining the show.
02:50:51 Beating the radio, beating the beaver, banging himself,
02:50:56 hugging the whole,
02:51:00 the liquid brain.
02:51:03 This is ridiculous.
02:51:05 This is ridiculous.
02:51:07 Where do you come?
02:51:09 Where do you come?
02:51:11 Where do you come?
02:51:13 Back!
02:51:15 Oh, my audio's ready. Sweet.
02:51:17 Keep this up, keep this up.
02:51:21 Let's
02:51:22 play nothing but chicken attack from now on.
02:51:26 Do you got chicken attack?
02:51:29 Yes. Still.
02:51:32 I didn't say that.
02:51:33 Now do it.
02:51:34 Oh, yeah.
02:51:39 I'm on motherfucking ten. Yes! Hold on.
02:51:42 Oh! Let's play. No!
02:51:44 Oh, that was a slight delay.
02:51:47 What if it would appear to be my cell freeze up?
02:51:51 Thinking that I like to do that up,
02:51:57 I like to, I'm back
02:51:59 to find a place to play them I love you.
02:52:02 Come. Let's go.
02:52:03 Come on. Chicken.
02:52:04 I thought you didn't go. Oh,
02:52:09 God. You.
02:52:09 You know that I'm not gonna fly.
02:52:13 Oh, you want to try?
02:52:21 Let's see if bird watching.
02:52:23 Man, he would have loved that clip.
02:52:28 There's some good draws. Good
02:52:32 five man dies of heart attack after.
02:52:34 Oh, so good job, a vacuum cleaner.
02:52:37 A 1988 report from the American Journal of Forensic Medicine.
02:52:41 Pathology details for the case of a 57 year old man
02:52:44 who joined the pilot invisible as a result of a fatal cardiac episode resulting
02:52:48 from the usual autoerotic practice involving the use of a vacuum cleaner.
02:52:52 The death
02:52:52 a big thing against the dining table with it's still on the floor, it's
02:52:55 just a full size of little tiny bowel candy.
02:52:58 Host areas in direct contact with the vacuum cleaners
02:53:01 Peter Bar is have two main parts of his chest.
02:53:03 It all shows some burn marks, a bottle of wine,
02:53:05 some food items, jars of lubricants, a glass of tubing and a wooden table.
02:53:09 Leg laden with fecal material were on the dining room table.
02:53:12 Okay then I think I'm going to skip lunch.
02:53:14 Six men die from incredibly complicated underwater self pleasuring contraption
02:53:19 in 1984.
02:53:20 Research that the term chronic come to describe a case
02:53:23 where man found in aqua erotica on the water jack off second.
02:53:27 Wow, that was a 25 year old kid that perished as a result of an unusual
02:53:32 autoerotic fatal 80 in a lake involving a homemade diving Colorado State.
02:53:36 You ask me exactly how unusual was his homemade
02:53:40 gardening apparatus, but you ask him.
02:53:43 The victim had a hockey helmet would with the safety grip.
02:53:46 The comments were composed of a two piece black snowmobile suit and pasty boots
02:53:51 on top of the black suit, a complex quantum system joining together the face.
02:53:54 These ankles of the victim was absorbed flesh, metallic chains and straps
02:53:58 and accessories usually used for horseback riding.
02:54:01 Section.
02:54:05 This is
02:54:05 the most intricate masturbating I've ever seen.
02:54:08 A quick technique the victim's legs tightly joint.
02:54:11 Yeah.
02:54:11 Furthermore, a meshed metallic chain was attached to the hockey helmet.
02:54:15 Straps are also present in a twist under his foot.
02:54:19 The victim was wrapped in a transparent plastic jumpsuit from head to toe.
02:54:23 The mouth was usually completely underwater,
02:54:25 his feet connected to a wooden board by ski bindings.
02:54:28 The wooden board was linked to a floating pneumatic boat by an electrical cord.
02:54:33 But I'm going to go from this mouth to an open
02:54:36 plastic container floating on the lake, thus creating a device for air supply.
02:54:40 He opened a plastic container
02:54:42 about air to enter the black tube and get to the victim.
02:54:45 Apparently the black two did inadequately allow for sufficient air flowing.
02:54:49 This.
02:54:49 Don't let me get it, master resort warrior slowly suffocate.
02:54:53 Master battery warrior. Press record for
02:54:58 this is ridiculous.
02:55:01 Is ridiculous.
02:55:02 I know, I was elbow deep.
02:55:06 So what do you mean, exactly?
02:55:07 Start with this or this ends.
02:55:09 Don't you want to end? Don't you want to end with the fist?
02:55:11 I don't ask Hodge.
02:55:12 As judge says, start with your fist.
02:55:15 All you need is this.
02:55:17 Or if you start with your fist. And where do you.
02:55:19 Where do you go after that? You're fucking well.
02:55:21 I mean, if you say elbows, obviously put your whole head in.
02:55:24 You obviously haven't started with your fist,
02:55:26 but in this current instance, you're starting with your fist because you.
02:55:29 Right?
02:55:30 Yeah, I got right, I got that.
02:55:32 I just wanted to know if you.
02:55:33 So just just do the fist I want to.
02:55:36 Yeah. We can get my hands on the show now.
02:55:40 It was like the
02:55:42 knife me last night.
02:55:45 It carries us.
02:55:46 Yeah, yeah.
02:55:49 Should we go too?
02:55:51 Yeah, it sure is. Yeah.
02:55:52 I guess it's doing just like successful is is, is,
02:55:56 nothing like that was
02:55:58 used. We get, like, 4000 views.
02:56:01 This is a difference.
02:56:03 Even five being heavy metal.
02:56:05 We got thrash metal show.
02:56:08 If I understand you, like,
02:56:12 screaming like, growl and metal.
02:56:16 That's those from Hodge.
02:56:18 That's not true.
02:56:21 That is true. That's actually true.
02:56:23 This is ridiculous.
02:56:25 This is absolutely ridiculous.
02:56:28 Where do you type? It's the papers.
02:56:31 They're stuck together.
02:56:32 Really?
02:56:33 Doesn't tell us name.
02:56:36 It doesn't apply in a in an argument with the woman.
02:56:40 So I, I'm
02:56:44 not so much on.
02:56:47 This also takes on.
02:56:51 It's not it should be the.
02:56:55 Just in case you didn't get that the first time
02:56:58 I like that the growling wait wait wait wait one more time.
02:57:02 One more time. Hold on.
02:57:04 Son of a bitch.
02:57:05 I lost it.
02:57:08 Yeah, you could play it.
02:57:10 Play this way, I get this, I,
02:57:14 I thought I saw.
02:57:17 Oh, okay, let's just say for the first.
02:57:22 Install.
02:57:23 The song is on.
02:57:30 The fucking earth hugger.
02:57:34 Fucking earth hugger we both like.
02:57:36 All right, so I bring this up
02:57:37 because we've only been covering it, so it is pretty funny.
02:57:40 And I do want to see it, but, there is a there was another,
02:57:43 sneak preview of Matt Walsh's My Racist film.
02:57:47 So, this is, it I used to be on that wall,
02:57:53 for many decades, and it was a miserable experience.
02:57:56 And really, the the, the hatred of yourselves and each other
02:58:00 is like the most the not seeing your power, the being afraid.
02:58:03 Oh, pause each other.
02:58:06 Talk shit about yourself.
02:58:06 My God, that's all that what she said the Nazi in power.
02:58:12 Yeah.
02:58:13 This is so not so.
02:58:15 This is a anti-white dinner where, actually, white people
02:58:19 go to be belittled by.
02:58:23 Okay, so she was really saying Nazi.
02:58:24 Not not she didn't. Nazi.
02:58:27 She did not say that. She may have said Nazi.
02:58:29 Other is like the most the Nazi hatred of yourselves
02:58:33 and each other is like the most the not seeing your power, the being of
02:58:39 all power.
02:58:40 Talk shit about not seeing your power.
02:58:42 Yeah, you're an idiot. Have you ever not cede your power?
02:58:45 I've never not sued my parents.
02:58:47 But it's it's that's it. It's.
02:58:49 I think that I'm so stupid.
02:58:50 I'm blah blah blah. Okay.
02:58:53 Sorry.
02:58:55 Oh. No.
02:58:57 Oh, no, you're not Asian.
02:59:00 Your kids are watching you, and they're watching you talking shit
02:59:04 about each other, you know, raging against the machine
02:59:06 or being silent or whatever the hell it is that you're doing or not doing,
02:59:09 and they know that you're not doing shit for them.
02:59:11 It's so important.
02:59:12 But it's so important.
02:59:13 What you just said,
02:59:15 what it's it's really important.
02:59:17 It is a prank.
02:59:19 That's why you may have to add to it.
02:59:21 Oh, I would love to take a seat and join you.
02:59:24 No, you're not allowed to.
02:59:25 No, I'm not allowed.
02:59:27 I do not have my ID.
02:59:28 I want to show that I got so.
02:59:32 So this is me. Incredible.
02:59:34 So this is a women's only thing, but they're filming it on a different premise.
02:59:37 But then he somehow got in there as a waiter.
02:59:40 We all know this is 100% real. This is our.
02:59:42 So yeah, for this. Really?
02:59:44 Anyone else? No. Yeah.
02:59:46 Want to say anything? No.
02:59:47 Yeah. The cops call them on the thing.
02:59:48 I'm some of those conversations and I'll be done.
02:59:51 But, I'm just so glad that we can all get together and have these conversations,
02:59:56 so that's what I can see.
02:59:57 They're off.
02:59:58 Are you a genius?
02:59:59 After you let us.
03:00:01 We're trying to listen in trying to have this conversation, okay?
03:00:03 You know, we're all terrified of our lives.
03:00:07 And, and I think that was part of the problem.
03:00:10 You know,
03:00:12 that it's like we're all trying to play a part
03:00:14 rather than just being real and having these uncomfortable conversations
03:00:17 so that we I tell people especially, you know, like,
03:00:20 I don't know, but it like, you're white, dude, there's power positions.
03:00:24 And, you know, I thought that was new this year.
03:00:27 And I'm pointing to my pointed in the sky,
03:00:30 but I'm pointing fingers at each other is not right.
03:00:32 You know, I've been on disgusting for a long for really gross at the table.
03:00:36 And it's been really enlightening for me.
03:00:41 Anyway, I got the D I certification
03:00:44 and I'm just on the journey.
03:00:47 All right.
03:00:49 That's.
03:00:53 Decolonize yourself.
03:00:56 Do your own white supremacy dismantling.
03:01:02 And then you can start to bring in other people.
03:01:05 Can I just get the black woman.
03:01:07 Just say, oh, my eyes, your soul?
03:01:09 Yeah. Just.
03:01:10 Yeah. That's what the whole point of the meeting is. Yeah.
03:01:12 That's what the whole point of this dinner is.
03:01:14 The white women pay to be there, to be basically recommended
03:01:17 by by minority women and how they should feel and act.
03:01:21 And but there's only one minority woman there.
03:01:24 Her name is token.
03:01:25 And I want to say, isn't that Wanda Sykes? No.
03:01:29 Oh. See, now, if you my my wife complains and says
03:01:32 I'm racist anytime I compare two people that actually may look similar.
03:01:36 Yeah, if they happen to be the same race.
03:01:39 What did I say?
03:01:40 Wanda Sykes? Ooh, she used.
03:01:43 Oh, look alike. She's funny.
03:01:45 She used to be funnier before she became, like, way to like I'm a lesbian.
03:01:49 I'm saying that that one looks like her.
03:01:52 Let me get like.
03:01:54 Looks like Samuel L Jackson. Like Nick.
03:01:56 No one is like, we get it.
03:01:59 Why? Like we get it.
03:02:00 You're a lesbian and you're not the good kind.
03:02:02 So I think you just.
03:02:04 I think you're absolutely not seeing your power.
03:02:07 You're not the good girl and you're the comedian.
03:02:10 Know? Stick to that scene.
03:02:12 Let that be your let that be your prominent feature.
03:02:17 Like you can touch box and you know scissor
03:02:20 whoever you want behind the scenes.
03:02:21 Just I don't want to think about it.
03:02:23 You know I do I want to watch it.
03:02:25 No I was off to.
03:02:27 No I was like what.
03:02:29 Low hanging.
03:02:30 I like talking about like touching box.
03:02:32 Very I don't know how to do that.
03:02:35 Like when Lindsay Lohan was like, you know, experimenting.
03:02:38 It's like, I like to see that it's not right, man.
03:02:41 If you do it in the privacy of your own house,
03:02:43 I think you should just be allowed to do it.
03:02:46 Draws that woman now you so follow,
03:02:49 literally knock yourself out.
03:02:53 This is ridiculous.
03:02:54 Wait, wait.
03:02:55 Knock yourself out.
03:02:56 But loosen the belt a little bit before you die.
03:02:58 Yeah. No, no, I draw your attention.
03:03:01 The point
03:03:03 where you get attention or choose your scrotum.
03:03:06 I don't care.
03:03:07 I really don't really.
03:03:10 I can right now dance.
03:03:12 Yeah, obviously.
03:03:14 Please, if I mean any time right now.
03:03:19 Oh, good. No.
03:03:21 Oh, that's how I thought.
03:03:23 We're gonna see that blow.
03:03:25 Well, the other
03:03:26 I think one of the only things I have left, which is just going back political.
03:03:29 What do you guys think about this whole Zuckerberg, statement?
03:03:33 Oh, Brianna,
03:03:35 about, Zuckerberg says the white House
03:03:37 pressured Facebook to censor some Covid 19 content during the pandemic.
03:03:41 Not only that,
03:03:41 but the article also states, and Zuckerberg also states that, they,
03:03:46 told them to promote Russia disinformation because they deemed it to be true.
03:03:51 And so they trusted the FBI.
03:03:53 And also they squashed the Hunter Biden laptop
03:03:55 because they were told by the government that that was an untrue story.
03:03:58 So they basically.
03:04:02 He's stating, reluctance to going along with this.
03:04:07 But obviously this is, in my opinion, election fraud,
03:04:10 you know, doing doing shit like this because it does sway opinions, much like
03:04:15 keeping people on or off ballots in, competing states to try to sway things.
03:04:20 We're, we're a civil country.
03:04:23 We're not in North Korea.
03:04:25 And every day I step forward in this country,
03:04:27 I feel like we're more and more like North Korea.
03:04:29 I feel like, they're going to start dropping, little pamphlets
03:04:34 from airplanes, from other countries
03:04:36 to start to educate us on what our fucking government, does.
03:04:40 Yeah.
03:04:41 I feel like that's going to be a soon unfortunate.
03:04:47 So there
03:04:47 used to be a law that prevented that kind of propaganda on American soil,
03:04:51 but it got repealed right now that the same people that are running
03:04:55 like air America, that are literally dropping the leaflets that you refer to,
03:04:58 actually do have a shitload of funding to do it to us. Now.
03:05:02 And they're not dropping pamphlets.
03:05:04 They're using Zuckerberg their gate.
03:05:05 What they how many? 100. Right.
03:05:08 Did they pay him to sway the Hunter Biden laptop story for one?
03:05:11 They didn't pay him. They just.
03:05:13 I don't know if they paid him, but the the the they
03:05:15 they just admitting that they paid him.
03:05:17 He's just saying that they, they were very much pressuring them
03:05:22 to do the things that they ended up doing,
03:05:26 and they did it under the guise of thinking that they were helping.
03:05:30 And then after the fact, he's looking at the facts and going, fuck,
03:05:34 we were swayed by the government
03:05:38 to basically help rig an election and rig details and facts
03:05:42 to help promote one side and dismantle another side like it,
03:05:47 which is palsy is fucked to do it right before they're about to do it again.
03:05:50 I think it's ballsy
03:05:51 as fuck for him to come out and say this, which like, makes him less robotic.
03:05:55 Yeah, but I mean, he's doing it still.
03:05:57 He's as he's saying that he's doing it right now.
03:05:59 Things are being said.
03:06:00 The algorithms are or the there's been plenty of people that, work for him.
03:06:06 See the censoring I do.
03:06:07 They they put their own so in control of it.
03:06:10 Even if they say vote for Kamala Harris.
03:06:12 But you're not one of the this messages to pay for Kamala.
03:06:15 Kamala, sir.
03:06:16 How dare you fucking.
03:06:17 Not only will that video get banned with blocked shadow ban, but every other day
03:06:21 gardening giant, the mighty Kamala,
03:06:25 Kamala, Kamala
03:06:28 come on, she's Indian.
03:06:30 When she's Indian, you don't dare. Kamala.
03:06:33 When she's black, you don't care.
03:06:35 Dare call her Kamal. Yeah.
03:06:36 Come on out with a brawler. Whips him to the corner.
03:06:38 He comes.
03:06:38 Oh my.
03:06:39 Kamala is listening to the people around ringside.
03:06:43 He's opening his heart to hit on them.
03:06:46 He he he feels what they feel.
03:06:49 Number eight a man heartlessly killed by the drugs,
03:06:52 the sugar, the love with love is a splendid thing
03:06:55 which manifests itself in so many colorful ways.
03:06:58 It might as well be a painting of Benatia
03:07:01 is is not to question the validity of others attractions and obsessions.
03:07:05 No, to secretly mock and laugh at them.
03:07:07 Wait. Pause.
03:07:10 Yeah. Did you read?
03:07:12 Is everyone?
03:07:13 I mean, I know it's a song and probably just went right by, but at number eight,
03:07:15 man heartlessly killed by the tractor he fell in love with.
03:07:19 Yeah. It's tragic. It's tragic. Right?
03:07:21 I don't know, man.
03:07:22 Love tractors. One of my favorite bands.
03:07:26 I don't want to say what everyone else is feeling like.
03:07:29 The loss for the tractor. Right?
03:07:31 I don't know nothing about it.
03:07:33 All right.
03:07:34 Fatalities, details that did not make it right.
03:07:36 We're not thinking about the tragedy.
03:07:38 Perfect love poetry, too.
03:07:40 All right? No need to be brutally murdered by the car.
03:07:42 It's as realistic, steely mechanical farming device.
03:07:47 A 42 year old Asian man was found hanging by the neck, suspended by a rope attached
03:07:52 to the shovel of a John Deere model JD 14 diesel powered backhoe tractor.
03:07:58 The death was suspended in a semi sitting position
03:08:01 by clock safety harness, strap wrapped around his neck.
03:08:04 And let me say that was just that backhoe tractor.
03:08:08 A towel was between the loose fitting strap and the victim's neck along.
03:08:12 Piece of plastic pipe was connected on one end by contractors
03:08:16 to the hydraulic control lever of the shovel in the operator's
03:08:19 compartment of the tractor.
03:08:21 A plain stick was taped to the
03:08:23 other end of the pipe and was partially under the digger.
03:08:26 The victim kept a journal of love poetry dedicated to his tractor that evening.
03:08:32 What I'm learning was the software together.
03:08:35 The victim was unmarried and lived with his parents on their farm.
03:08:39 He also had a reasonable privacy for an extended period.
03:08:43 I see teaching this behavior in the late evening down by the barn.
03:08:47 Cause of death was determined to be accidental.
03:08:49 Autoerotic asphyxiation with carbon monoxide intoxication.
03:08:53 As a contributor, nine British nationals found.
03:08:57 Didn't we learn?
03:08:58 Yeah.
03:09:00 Have you lost so many firemen?
03:09:02 Did we learn about fucking machines?
03:09:04 That's like a new thing.
03:09:08 Yeah, I thought that,
03:09:11 like something living in the toaster just to try it out.
03:09:14 No, I never knew that.
03:09:16 I honestly never knew that.
03:09:21 It's kind of.
03:09:22 They're trying just to maintain.
03:09:27 I couldn't do anything really.
03:09:30 Well, let me tell you something, brother.
03:09:32 Is this. Keep going.
03:09:33 Is there night?
03:09:34 A cupboard with a cord wrapped around his neck.
03:09:36 Christine and Michelle's was a prominent member of the British Food
03:09:40 Front Party, which is deemed by some to be fascistic.
03:09:42 Far right and nationalist.
03:09:44 What the hell. Probably even eat.
03:09:46 I'm going to come
03:09:47 eat what's been jailed for throwing eggs and shouting racist taunts.
03:09:51 And another incident he was sitting with me.
03:09:55 So for threatening an Asian taxi driver with a hunting knife in August of
03:10:00 the age of 29, the meat was found dead.
03:10:03 The driver covered with a cord wrapped around
03:10:07 a woman dressed as a schoolgirl.
03:10:11 Had. Me
03:10:16 unwrap your dress.
03:10:18 Is your funeral to go?
03:10:22 Oh, crap.
03:10:24 Because that could be me. You.
03:10:26 You know any any of us man up there, man.
03:10:29 I want role playing for masturbation.
03:10:32 I like to dress as Ben Franklin.
03:10:36 Say what?
03:10:37 What?
03:10:38 But Ben Franklin had syphilis.
03:10:41 Oh. Didn't want to say what he did.
03:10:45 Okay? No.
03:10:46 Any kids involved?
03:10:47 That's irresponsible role play. Do you do?
03:10:50 Does your lover then pretend get pretend syphilis?
03:10:55 I don't know, your friend didn't really know he was my safe word.
03:11:00 Is penicillin.
03:11:02 I'm sure Ben didn't know he had syphilis.
03:11:03 All he was thinking was unfinished.
03:11:06 All he was thinking was, can I finish?
03:11:09 I don't know, I don't know any French.
03:11:10 What's French for?
03:11:12 Can I finish mystery?
03:11:15 What's French for?
03:11:16 Can I finish braiding all that?
03:11:20 He knows that, Really?
03:11:23 Google? How much is fish?
03:11:26 I don't know,
03:11:28 I watched really happy ending.
03:11:31 So what do you think about the bad rap that, Louis C.K.
03:11:34 got about the mask?
03:11:35 No, he got me to for masturbating in front of.
03:11:39 No, no, he always.
03:11:40 He always asked and got permission
03:11:44 right from.
03:11:46 That's right.
03:11:47 Right, right.
03:11:49 You know what?
03:11:51 What if you're in a position where you pretty much say no,
03:11:56 right?
03:12:00 Right.
03:12:03 So my job depends on this, okay?
03:12:06 You to masturbate in front of me.
03:12:08 Is Gary doing that?
03:12:10 Because I didn't even here. Today comes the playoffs. And here's Brady
03:12:14 Brady right
03:12:16 Rob right.
03:12:20 Right right.
03:12:20 So I went to the Masonic Temple and I caught a couple of bands played.
03:12:26 Brady's surprised me but I saw Casual Tuesday.
03:12:31 They were freaking fantastic.
03:12:33 The next band out of the hat man.
03:12:36 But I looked him up online and, and some.
03:12:40 The hatch of moon is a, like a pretty decent band, and it's way
03:12:46 more popular than the old guys that were on the stage that night.
03:12:50 And then the last one was dirty Mike and the boys with the
03:12:53 Z and, terrible.
03:12:56 They were actually the band of the night.
03:13:00 Casual Tuesday was fantastic.
03:13:02 Yeah, it's funny, when you go to a review to find a cheaper lead singer,
03:13:07 I'll give you $1 million.
03:13:10 Not only about the lead singer of Casual Tuesday
03:13:14 toot as.
03:13:15 But I'm telling you, it's a warning.
03:13:20 The 20.
03:13:20 Like you're in Europe, girl, I'm girl and you're a pincher chancer.
03:13:24 Yeah, you're going to pinch your cheeks.
03:13:26 You're going to stick your dick in her.
03:13:27 Let him go. Oh, no no no no you can't.
03:13:30 No Saturday French cheese ripping your cheeks.
03:13:33 You get to paint your cheeks and stick your dick in her.
03:13:35 She's my granddaughter's age.
03:13:39 Yeah. First.
03:13:41 And she's of age, though.
03:13:42 She's of age, right? Certainly.
03:13:45 So do you have an issue with that and.
03:13:48 No no no no no, as granddaughter you have a granddaughter.
03:13:52 There's a breaking news.
03:13:53 Hello. Breaking news.
03:13:55 She has a grandfather.
03:14:03 Breaking news.
03:14:04 Justin Fledge has a granddaughter.
03:14:08 What am I looking at, Brian?
03:14:10 Still trying.
03:14:13 That doesn't work.
03:14:15 So. Hey, were you ever.
03:14:16 Were you at Arts Beats and Eats this weekend?
03:14:19 Yeah. Of course.
03:14:20 Oh, you're the.
03:14:21 You're the loser.
03:14:22 That doesn't, like, go somewhere for for vacation.
03:14:25 Oh, you both are losers. I go, don't go anywhere.
03:14:28 You also go to the state fair, were you?
03:14:30 There's also go to the state fair because you have nowhere else to go.
03:14:32 No shootings. No shootings.
03:14:34 Were you. Were you there Sunday? Were you there?
03:14:37 I was at north.
03:14:37 I was up north all weekend. I don't know about you guys.
03:14:39 I was there all day Saturday. What?
03:14:41 We didn't run into one another,
03:14:44 okay?
03:14:45 I never left home.
03:14:48 Arts beats is beat.
03:14:50 Not even for a minute I did.
03:14:52 You went to art or beats is me.
03:14:55 Why was it I invited?
03:14:57 Listen, people be more.
03:14:59 No, I didn't get one invite.
03:15:02 What ever they invite every.
03:15:03 There was not a single invite sent to me.
03:15:05 There was.
03:15:06 Oh, right. Yeah. I didn't mail anything to you.
03:15:09 I mentioned in your podcast they know you didn't want to be.
03:15:13 They flew the plane inviting and still inviting you guys to my place.
03:15:18 I was 12 on Saturday.
03:15:19 Oh, you know, maybe 20 minutes.
03:15:22 I got home maybe 20 minutes before the show started.
03:15:24 So from up, up North is up north.
03:15:28 That's all right. Yeah.
03:15:31 Up. No problem.
03:15:33 Yeah.
03:15:33 If you know is the bad act as far as I'm concerned.
03:15:36 Europe, North.
03:15:37 I don't know, man.
03:15:38 A bad ass is like I talking to you.
03:15:42 So as far as your ridiculous argument, you can call your dog's tail a leg.
03:15:48 Yeah, a leg all my dog's still only has four legs.
03:15:52 You know, it's hilarious when one of my girlfriends.
03:15:54 I forgot about this.
03:15:56 I forgot about this.
03:15:56 One of my girlfriend and I is, stupid fucking her friends.
03:16:02 Her dumb friend's dumb husband insisted this was like, a couple months ago.
03:16:07 Insisted that, I was like our.
03:16:10 And he goes, don't you mean Armada?
03:16:11 And I'm like, no, it's our main road.
03:16:14 Do you know how hard it is?
03:16:15 No deal with fucking I and Armada.
03:16:18 Yeah, I got it.
03:16:19 Is a fleet of warships.
03:16:23 So here's what I'm like.
03:16:24 I just kind of had to, like, just kind of go. Yeah, sure.
03:16:26 Whatever, dude.
03:16:27 Like, I just,
03:16:28 like, had a boat out because it's like, I wasn't going to have that argument.
03:16:30 It's like, if you think it's Armada, then that's fine.
03:16:32 But no, if you know the fact were involved in our mod,
03:16:36 it's not a completely different thing that Armada,
03:16:40 there's film exactly the same.
03:16:42 I'm not I'm not complaining about his manager.
03:16:44 No no no he's just no, he's just it's a right to be like he's trying to be.
03:16:49 He's trying to be educated when he's doing the opposite I love you.
03:16:53 Yeah, I do that.
03:16:55 I'm guilty all the time.
03:16:57 Yeah, I know,
03:16:58 I just did the whole Joe Rogan segment followed by the Ben Shapiro segment.
03:17:01 We already know it's my wheelhouse. You know it.
03:17:03 Where are you every week?
03:17:04 Every week?
03:17:04 What do I call it?
03:17:05 You trust me. I know the audience knows.
03:17:09 Oh, my step.
03:17:12 Oh it we're lockstep.
03:17:15 Yeah.
03:17:15 Every 90
03:17:18 you get you know like 000 yeah.
03:17:22 Oh yeah.
03:17:29 Well I had spit out,
03:17:31 I had so much on it last night on.
03:17:36 So we still don't know what I said.
03:17:39 There.
03:17:41 We'll never know I thought, I thought we already broke it down.
03:17:44 I was there and then later I had to spit it out, and I had to spit it out.
03:17:50 I had spit out.
03:17:51 I had to spit it out.
03:17:53 I, I had so much on
03:17:57 it left or right.
03:17:59 It was my first. It was my first.
03:18:01 It was my first bite I spit, oh, I had so much on it
03:18:06 as a fourth day, fourth bite to watch on, you know, was my fourth bite.
03:18:11 Our first bite.
03:18:12 I had spit out.
03:18:13 I had so much on it as a fourth day.
03:18:18 Yeah, I already it was my fourth bite.
03:18:21 I just spit it out. I had too much on it already.
03:18:23 It was my fourth.
03:18:23 But I guess I'll get okay, okay, okay.
03:18:28 As a fourth day.
03:18:30 Yep. We actually have a comment.
03:18:34 No we don't.
03:18:35 It's it's our friggin producer.
03:18:38 So you sure haven't.
03:18:40 It's still a comment.
03:18:42 That's how you that's how you make.
03:18:44 I say Armada instead of Armada.
03:18:47 Oh. Are made.
03:18:49 Oh. Really?
03:18:51 Oh, wow. Hilarious.
03:18:53 Yeah.
03:18:54 Now, if I can just figure out how to get it to, say, Fledge Rants Live,
03:18:58 I'd be thrilled.
03:18:58 You know, we used to do that back in the day with QuickTime.
03:19:01 Right back on, QuickTime and Fledge Rants live every day.
03:19:06 I know we can. We changed.
03:19:08 We used to have to type stuff backwards ever for fun.
03:19:11 Okay, for Google, you would record stuff backwards.
03:19:14 Sick media.
03:19:15 Sick would be suck my dick and of course, fuck.
03:19:18 Fuck.
03:19:22 What is
03:19:24 keep going.
03:19:25 Second.
03:19:26 Second was, inward.
03:19:28 More.
03:19:31 Yeah. Second.
03:19:32 Sick me sick was, suck my dick.
03:19:35 Got off was fuck ish was shit.
03:19:39 Self was ass.
03:19:41 What other we had more like, sentences we would do.
03:19:44 But back when you could just record audio and then turn it backwards
03:19:47 for whatever reason, we, experimented
03:19:50 for quite a while on spinning words backwards.
03:19:53 Yeah, we forwards games.
03:19:55 I was younger,
03:19:57 no, we didn't have names, but we just would fuck around with it
03:20:00 and try to say things forwards. Backwards.
03:20:02 You'd be erased.
03:20:05 And of course rearguard.
03:20:08 Yeah.
03:20:09 Second was the best because I would second.
03:20:11 That sounds so like you know.
03:20:13 But let's say it, say it, record it and then flip it backwards.
03:20:17 It says the N-word.
03:20:20 I don't think that's appropriate.
03:20:21 What?
03:20:21 I'm my second.
03:20:25 Right.
03:20:27 Yeah.
03:20:27 No, no,
03:20:31 no. Oh.
03:20:34 So now is it possible for masturbating with a frozen sausage on the whole
03:20:39 woman's body was only discovered after it was in a severely decomposed condition.
03:20:43 It is suspected that her cause of death was a sub arachnoid hemorrhage
03:20:46 while diddling herself with frozen sausages.
03:20:48 What?
03:20:48 A black woman in her early filling himself with frozen sausage.
03:20:53 Is that cold?
03:20:53 You hear me?
03:20:54 Colder than
03:20:56 those it
03:20:57 sounds because what it being, despite it being cold.
03:21:00 Do you think it's still hot?
03:21:02 Yeah. Oh, yeah.
03:21:04 Yeah.
03:21:05 You like frozen.
03:21:06 You like, you like ice? You're ice cube, man.
03:21:09 Yeah.
03:21:10 So in her brain, I don't.
03:21:13 You're going to shove a bunch of ice cubes up in the veg.
03:21:16 Are you just going to snow up?
03:21:18 No, there it is.
03:21:19 Sausage, which I assume the poles.
03:21:22 Why did. Yeah.
03:21:23 I mean, is it wrong or is it cooked?
03:21:25 Is it raw sausage.
03:21:27 Because you go, that's salmonella.
03:21:28 You gotta watch out a sub.
03:21:31 What the fuck does it matter if you eat your ass?
03:21:35 I think it does, but leaking the space?
03:21:37 Oh, my ass.
03:21:40 All right.
03:21:40 Good condition. Her condition was.
03:21:42 There was blood leaking from the space between her brain and her skull.
03:21:46 That's what's nice right here.
03:21:48 Gary sub with the hemorrhage.
03:21:50 But so was her brain leaking from diddling herself in her vagina
03:21:54 with frozen sausage when he was discovered in a severely decomposed condition.
03:21:58 She was found on a bed in her locked apartment where she had resided alone.
03:22:02 She was nude and lay
03:22:03 face down with a pillow under her abdomen, in her buttocks, in the air.
03:22:06 Her right hand was beneath her, near her vagina?
03:22:08 No. Inside an inch and a two.
03:22:11 Right on the bed immediately below her vagina lay a long sausage,
03:22:15 which in all probability fell from her vagina after death.
03:22:18 On the kitchen counter, a package of similar sausages endured had since thawed.
03:22:23 11 woman dies of extreme arousal while masturbating to Brady
03:22:26 Nicola Anton was young, blond, healthy and vibrant, and seemingly
03:22:30 had a bumptious and Bountiful life ahead of her
03:22:32 until that catastrophic day in October 2009,
03:22:35 I did two great looking her been to some porn video on her laptop.
03:22:38 She allegedly croaked due to a sudden cardiac arrest from physical.
03:22:41 I did two Brady, 12, Baptist preacher dies in mishap involving rubber wetsuits.
03:22:46 Reverend Gary Gray died and went to heaven to meet his Lord and Savior.
03:22:50 I did two Brady 2007 incident at his home. Wow.
03:22:54 Accidental mechanical.
03:22:55 You need to have a conversation with your wife.
03:22:57 I know clearly had mask, diving slippers, diving
03:23:00 gloves, rubberized underwear and two count them Amen wetsuits.
03:23:04 At the time of his demise,
03:23:05 it is assumed that Saint Peter demanded
03:23:07 that he remove his shameful rubber outfit before allowing him past the
03:23:10 there's only half an hour movie star found dead in Thailand.
03:23:13 All right, Tori, self bondage.
03:23:15 Though
03:23:16 I realize I could have just as easily included Michael Hutchence from In Excess,
03:23:19 but the difference between him and actor David Carradine is that a coroner
03:23:22 ruled Hutchinson's death a suicide, while Thai authorities ruled out suicide.
03:23:26 In Carradine's case, both men were found a state of undress.
03:23:30 Both had former lovers who stated
03:23:31 they believed in autoerotic asphyxiation and sundry other acts of kinky.
03:23:35 The bottom two the decisive factor, David Carradine exactly was that annoying?
03:23:40 Carradine starred as the fake ass huge check.
03:23:42 Oh, I guess he didn't want to kill
03:23:45 kill Bill films.
03:23:46 And thus I said no. Yeah, I don't see girls.
03:23:50 Well, this is autoerotic, right?
03:23:53 Yeah.
03:23:54 Was it, they claimed that he was hanging from a doorknob.
03:23:58 Which means that he was not like it wasn't.
03:24:09 From my knowledge, this jumping,
03:24:12 Robin Williams actually died from all of its fixation,
03:24:17 because he, I think association,
03:24:21 autoerotic asphyxiation
03:24:24 because he hurt himself from a doorknob
03:24:27 to make it to look like a midget was jerking him off.
03:24:32 Yeah, I was going to say, I know Robin Williams is short,
03:24:35 but how fucking short do you have to be to hang yourself from a doorknob?
03:24:38 What is it, though?
03:24:40 It's. It's so if you are familiar at all.
03:24:43 So I am not at all. I'm not.
03:24:46 But I'm gonna put the entire off.
03:24:49 Master, when I was a kid,
03:24:50 there was this thing that I don't know, I learned from my brothers.
03:24:53 So if you stood at the foot of your bed
03:24:56 and put your hands on your knees like this,
03:24:58 and you took several deep breaths and and then you put your hands like this,
03:25:01 and you took a deep breath and you held it and you fell backwards.
03:25:05 You would maybe pass out for a few seconds.
03:25:07 And when you woke up, Wbbl weirdly tingly.
03:25:09 Yeah.
03:25:11 Okay. The pass out game.
03:25:13 Yeah, yeah.
03:25:14 So that's that's all we would do.
03:25:17 Apparently, it's pretty hard
03:25:20 if you're whack enough, you do that same type of thing apparently.
03:25:23 Like like people to seek that.
03:25:25 And so there's like so that way to audio auto asphyxiation.
03:25:29 That's. Yeah. That's exactly what I was saying.
03:25:31 Yeah.
03:25:31 So, so alright, so he was hanging from his doorknob,
03:25:37 which indicates that he wasn't seeking.
03:25:40 He, he had something hanging around the doorknob to his neck.
03:25:44 So he had the ability to push up.
03:25:47 He had the ability to push off of the ground if
03:25:50 and when he needed to leave, the door would pull away from him.
03:25:55 If he's really knocked out.
03:25:56 Yes and no.
03:25:57 Yes and no.
03:25:58 No, but that's there's there is. Yeah.
03:26:01 No. Maybe if you're not I don't know.
03:26:06 There's a lot
03:26:07 of room for error if you're not there.
03:26:10 Any of you to this if the thing is, is you're supposed to
03:26:16 in this room, you're going to be aware of it.
03:26:18 So like, you're involving other people in these is yes.
03:26:23 No. Maybe
03:26:26 I don't know.
03:26:28 Can you repeat the question?
03:26:32 It's not like you're going to go, Gary to your wife, Brady to your wife,
03:26:36 me to my girlfriend and go, hey, I really want to like,
03:26:40 kind of like get off while being like, like, like kind of hung out to
03:26:45 to where I'm, like, passing it out, like, can you, like, facilitate this for me?
03:26:49 You know, a fucking weird embarrassing. That is. Right.
03:26:52 So where are you going?
03:26:53 To just prove me wrong here or no.
03:26:55 So front door knob. Right.
03:26:57 So so it was it was that type of action in the.
03:27:03 Otherwise, if anyone that hangs himself are not going to hang themselves
03:27:07 from a fucking doorknob, you're going to hang it from somewhere
03:27:09 right high to where you can't turn back.
03:27:13 Doorknob allows you to be able to push off the ground.
03:27:16 That means you're trying something more than what is perceived.
03:27:20 And so that's what I wanted attention was.
03:27:22 So go go to your article there.
03:27:24 What we were shown.
03:27:25 No, it was just, it said that it
03:27:29 investigators trying to make
03:27:30 sense of the tragic scene as the widow which makes. No.
03:27:33 You know, that does that means nothing because they're not going to be
03:27:35 they're not going to harass the deceased either.
03:27:38 Well, I then frankly asked the subject, which was the widow, Susan Schneider,
03:27:43 if he if Robin had any history of auto erotic asphyxia.
03:27:47 And Mrs.
03:27:48 Williams stated he did that. So a case closed.
03:27:51 Yeah. Of course. Yeah.
03:27:52 So, yeah, we dropped that.
03:27:55 Potentially, happened to my cousin, so
03:27:59 and it was, it was legally or whatever.
03:28:01 That's when the coroner, it was ruled a suicide
03:28:03 potentially happened to my cousin. So.
03:28:07 No, it's funny, when you die naked, though, right?
03:28:10 Yeah. Potentially happened to my cousin.
03:28:13 Allegedly. Yeah. Hilarious. To story
03:28:18 here this time over.
03:28:19 Yeah.
03:28:19 I mean, this is another story.
03:28:22 It's another this.
03:28:23 But it's it's controversial. But.
03:28:34 So Shelby Township area, a man was,
03:28:39 found in his, So
03:28:42 the wife had called the parents.
03:28:46 He had gone out to his garage.
03:28:47 He was a gearhead.
03:28:48 It was it was
03:28:52 evening ish, like later at night, but not like late, late at night.
03:28:55 But never came back in from the garage.
03:29:01 And so the wife called the parents
03:29:04 of the gentleman who I'm related to,
03:29:08 and said that he didn't come in from the garage.
03:29:13 And so the parents came over, open the garage, in the back of the garage.
03:29:18 There was a little room area he was in.
03:29:22 Apparently, he was there.
03:29:24 Dead.
03:29:28 Choked out
03:29:31 and allegedly, that's ignoring it had, and had something written on his chest
03:29:36 along the lines of, something
03:29:40 that had something about,
03:29:45 I don't know, I, I'm struggling to remember,
03:29:47 but something about a trophy, right, right, right.
03:29:50 Here's your here's your trophy or this is your trophy or put.
03:29:53 Oh, put this in your trophy case.
03:29:57 And so it sounds
03:29:58 very kind of weirdly vindictive or some type of revenge or.
03:30:02 Right. Yeah. It sounds very, very odd.
03:30:05 And most of those times, the case goes, you know,
03:30:10 the nine times out of ten, it's the most the person, the most closely, to this.
03:30:17 Yeah. It would, it would be the wife.
03:30:19 And so when I, this was around
03:30:24 the holiday
03:30:26 Christmas and this is around a holiday escape, it
03:30:31 and around this holiday,
03:30:33 the husband had the husband the the wife.
03:30:38 I started following her on Facebook or not following her, but at least
03:30:42 watching her actions.
03:30:45 And she had, and within the first week
03:30:49 had told some random guy who she previously worked with barely,
03:30:54 that he,
03:30:56 was not the kind of guy to like whatever.
03:31:00 Like,
03:31:02 fight for his family or I don't know, and like.
03:31:05 And so she was saying a bunch of weird shit.
03:31:08 She was posting a bunch of games that she wanted to play at the holidays
03:31:12 with her family and like, oh, and this is literally two weeks after this happened.
03:31:19 And then, the third week after that was literally the holiday,
03:31:23 and she's literally actually posting videos of her
03:31:27 and her family playing these games at the holiday party.
03:31:32 Meanwhile, his his, funeral was during that weekend
03:31:39 and we all left the funeral
03:31:42 and were barely celebrating the holiday.
03:31:46 Meanwhile, she left the funeral and is playing these games that she was
03:31:51 like posting videos up
03:31:53 leading the two weeks leading up to
03:31:56 after the one week of her like and so.
03:32:03 There's a there was even more on top of that.
03:32:05 That's just very weird and cryptic and just kind of
03:32:12 and supposedly what I've heard is that there was some,
03:32:16 mistakes done by the investigative crew that first got there
03:32:22 that maybe overlooked some things or didn't necessarily
03:32:25 take as many notations as they could have or should have.
03:32:29 The and so it's really weird, but there's the 1 or 2 or my cousins
03:32:34 may have joked about the autoerotic asphyxiation asphyxiation angle,
03:32:39 but then I'm just like, well, why would he have written on himself?
03:32:43 And then, like, you would be able to tell
03:32:45 how it was written because you know how hard it is to write upside
03:32:48 down on your side and have it be like, right backwards on.
03:32:53 Yeah, that was definitely written by someone else.
03:32:56 Right.
03:32:57 And so, it's still kind of a mystery, which is very sad.
03:33:02 No, it's not a mystery. We're just stupid.
03:33:06 No, it was definitely the the his wife.
03:33:10 Right? Yeah.
03:33:11 That's not a mystery.
03:33:12 Then we know. Yeah.
03:33:15 Which is we know what went down.
03:33:16 Yeah. Exactly.
03:33:19 So guys, you can get away with it.
03:33:20 Okay.
03:33:23 Okay.
03:33:25 I'm also like, like contacting her on the low
03:33:28 with one of my underground fake accounts and just kind of going, like,
03:33:32 you know, like the kind of. I know you did.
03:33:33 Oh, yeah.
03:33:34 Angle and see how she responds.
03:33:36 But, that side of the family
03:33:40 has a decent amount of money,
03:33:42 and so I would not put it past them to have a, like there
03:33:47 is, there is PiS who will go as far as having a fake relationship
03:33:52 with the person to be able to find out information.
03:33:57 Bastards. Yeah.
03:34:01 Who's this
03:34:02 Pi or the special place in hell for those kind of women?
03:34:06 Yeah.
03:34:07 You know, by the way, I mean, they say I forget what the percentage is,
03:34:11 but it's like we need 90, that we could do espionage or pooping.
03:34:16 The the percentage that it is someone that they are related
03:34:20 to close to them and usually like the spouse is, is so astronomically high
03:34:26 that it's like almost a rarity that it's not them.
03:34:32 So, you know, I don't know, it's yeah, it was it was fucked up.
03:34:36 It was sad.
03:34:38 He's my little cousin.
03:34:39 I mean, there's his aunt or my aunt would,
03:34:43 cut my hair until I was like.
03:34:47 I don't know, 14, 15, like, my entire life.
03:34:50 We go over there,
03:34:50 I babysit them, we play tag and shit like, hide and go seek in their house.
03:34:55 Oh, I make light of it.
03:34:56 But it's it's a serious issue.
03:34:58 But, you know, I make light of it, too.
03:35:00 I make light of it, too.
03:35:01 No, seriously. Funny. He was found naked.
03:35:05 Yeah, yeah, which is weird.
03:35:07 It's the funniest part.
03:35:09 Like, I want to be with my mom.
03:35:11 My mom was like, you know, my cousin, my cousin who's, psychologist was like,
03:35:16 you know, she, like, I don't know, maybe it was one of those auto
03:35:18 autoerotic fixation things.
03:35:20 And I'm like, yeah, but why?
03:35:22 What would writing something on your chest right back.
03:35:25 Like, how how does it all make sense?
03:35:28 Yeah. Listen, she was doing some type of live stream.
03:35:31 Maybe it was live stream.
03:35:32 He was definitely had his boots laced up like he.
03:35:36 He was dressed full.
03:35:40 Oh. What happened?
03:35:42 As above.
03:35:43 So below.
03:35:44 Apparently.
03:35:47 Hold on.
03:35:48 Continue on.
03:35:49 His boots.
03:35:50 Boots like boots laced up like he was.
03:35:53 If you're committing suicide, you're not lying.
03:35:55 Explain yourself how naked
03:35:58 that was.
03:35:58 Not on purpose, right?
03:35:59 Yeah, yeah.
03:36:02 I was I don't
03:36:03 I know I knew someone very close to who took his own life.
03:36:08 That's kind of the sad thing, right up to the.
03:36:11 He actually made sure like he thought of only quote,
03:36:15 it was getting the aftermath right.
03:36:17 Like, I don't want to, he I want to be.
03:36:20 Yeah, yeah, it's already me.
03:36:21 Horrific.
03:36:22 Let me try to like you knew what burden you was laying on what people which is
03:36:27 which is which is crazy to think that like he thought it,
03:36:31 you know, he's got the mindset. Like he knew.
03:36:33 He knows.
03:36:34 He thought it was important to tell me he had other things to do.
03:36:37 When I talked to him on the phone that morning, I yeah, I asked him to
03:36:41 respond with us at Stony and he said, I'm going to do
03:36:46 I don't know if there was confidence in him convincing him not.
03:36:49 Which is I know, I know people that I know myself for ten, 12 years.
03:36:54 And then I got over it.
03:36:56 It's like it wasn't really me.
03:36:58 I wasn't just that bad of a friend
03:37:01 that I couldn't help my friend out of his.
03:37:04 Yeah.
03:37:05 So, you know, like, what do you like,
03:37:06 how do you think his fucking wife feels and shit, you know, like, oh my God,
03:37:10 it it's got be devastating for his daughter, man.
03:37:13 Right. Well, I know I had more than one daughter.
03:37:15 He had more than once.
03:37:16 He had the one that just never did.
03:37:23 Yeah.
03:37:23 It's weird man.
03:37:24 After the show, 15863 rants three.
03:37:28 We'd love to hear from you either. A I just don't know.
03:37:30 Like like I guess
03:37:34 I was trying not to say names.
03:37:36 I think I would say that there's they're not I will admit I, I've never, I've never
03:37:41 I've never gone that I got invited
03:37:43 to one of their graduation parties, but I was up north moving one of my.
03:37:47 So you personally, they're both.
03:37:49 I was moved my child for college.
03:37:51 One of the only things I can't just get out of.
03:37:53 I guess I could if I paid somebody else to do it.
03:37:55 But that sounds expensive, so I've obviously never gone to that level.
03:37:59 But in times where I've not didn't feel confident in myself or what
03:38:03 I was doing with my life,
03:38:04 and I was not happy with who I was or how I was thinking or whatever.
03:38:08 And I was even going down that realm,
03:38:13 even in the slightest sense, would always, like, brought me out of it was,
03:38:18 you know, family, doing things for other people,
03:38:22 you know, if if I'm not going to be happy with me,
03:38:25 if I can do stuff for other people, I can make them happy.
03:38:29 Therefore, it makes my life worth more.
03:38:31 Or it makes me feel like I'm doing something that makes
03:38:34 fucking sensor that matters.
03:38:37 I just don't know how you can
03:38:38 just go to, like, I don't know, having having
03:38:42 even just kids in general, I don't know how you can just kind of go,
03:38:46 but it's just deeper than that.
03:38:48 Maybe it's maybe it's just some that I don't understand that, but I, I do
03:38:53 I do regret not going to his child's graduation because it'd be great.
03:38:57 He's she's I got all kinds of questions. I got all kinds of stories.
03:39:00 It seems like.
03:39:00 Yeah, he's it's a fucking Twitter video.
03:39:04 It's like she's fucking, on Gary's shoulders.
03:39:07 The one that was little.
03:39:08 His daughter was like Gary
03:39:09 shoulders throw on the one desk and she fucking like bobbles a little bit.
03:39:12 But Gary's good. Yeah. But she's like
03:39:16 But yeah she was right.
03:39:19 What was the fucking kid's name?
03:39:20 Ashley. Yeah. So yeah.
03:39:23 Yeah.
03:39:24 She would do the Pledge of Allegiance, which is very nice.
03:39:27 She would. Oh, she she
03:39:30 right away.
03:39:31 Yeah. Right.
03:39:33 She just said plain English bag of weed.
03:39:36 Do. Yeah. Like. Oh. Whoa.
03:39:39 We said blind to bleed. What did you say?
03:39:42 Bag of weed.
03:39:44 What is it?
03:39:46 She busted our coats.
03:39:48 Or was she really brilliant?
03:39:50 Or was it you? Really?
03:39:51 So brave, Robbie? That stupid.
03:39:54 Does that dumb or idiot.
03:39:59 Yeah.
03:40:01 So there's that story.
03:40:03 What's the episode about?
03:40:04 When they met?
03:40:05 Praise God every day,
03:40:08 stopped to praise God, you know, and stuff.
03:40:12 I'm just. Yeah.
03:40:13 Know. Stop. Check it out.
03:40:15 Stop jerking off.
03:40:17 You're related only to male. Your
03:40:22 Bible and stuff.
03:40:23 Yeah.
03:40:23 I'm like, wow, that's so women looking to be.
03:40:27 It's a sin.
03:40:29 You know what the Holy Spirit it you just in this cycle and go live for it.
03:40:34 I thought you know thanks.
03:40:36 Jesus. Could you see what you do?
03:40:38 Jesus, stop for me.
03:40:39 I told you women would have to jerk it off.
03:40:42 He spoke. Is the true.
03:40:43 I know you can be quick to being heard,
03:40:44 but there are some women that have the, very, It's a,
03:40:49 like an elongated or oversize clit that very much looks like a penis.
03:40:53 Yeah, but you still, you know,
03:40:55 I mean, are you going to really, like, is erect to, like, kind of
03:40:59 I sorry women but that would, I would, that would be too gay for me.
03:41:03 Yeah. Yeah that's what some dudes.
03:41:05 Yeah that's what happens unfortunately I'm going to say.
03:41:08 Yeah. It's like too much of a like a hybrid.
03:41:10 Yeah. It's like I want to lick it. Quit clit.
03:41:12 I want to kiss a clit. Maybe.
03:41:13 But I certainly don't want to be like you.
03:41:15 Going to kiss it, sucking a clit I don't know, I'm going to decide.
03:41:18 You sure that's how you start?
03:41:20 You got to warm it up right?
03:41:22 Sounds a little gay.
03:41:23 No, I take that back.
03:41:24 I know it's either sounds.
03:41:26 No, don't sound that gay at all.
03:41:27 Because you're kissing a clit, which is not lick my voice.
03:41:30 Sounds like something you would do to, like, fucking kiss.
03:41:32 I'll just.
03:41:33 We're just, oh. Kiss. Kiss it.
03:41:36 You're going to kiss a clit. It sounds like you're going to do that.
03:41:38 Just like I'm sorry, I will suck.
03:41:40 Include.
03:41:42 Will you kiss it?
03:41:43 There you go. You're borderline gay.
03:41:46 I know, I know where I'm, What border
03:41:49 I'm on. I'm.
03:41:54 So why don't
03:41:54 you show us what sucking a clit would be like then?
03:41:57 All right, everyone,
03:42:00 there's about half an hour for sexual immorality, right?
03:42:04 Matthew 528. That's a doctorate.
03:42:07 Is the first person you would be surprised 28.
03:42:10 Knowing Christ is the only person here from the word of God.
03:42:13 Put the board away.
03:42:15 Are you fucking up to love? Stop,
03:42:18 stop, stop one stop.
03:42:22 You. Amen.
03:42:23 Stop! Amen.
03:42:26 Amen. What you're doing.
03:42:28 Amen.
03:42:29 Amen.
03:42:31 Amen.
03:42:32 Stop! You.
03:42:33 You you do of.
03:42:36 No, no.
03:42:40 What you do.
03:42:40 You no good.
03:42:43 Do I tell you how you got going?
03:42:46 Charleston? No.
03:42:46 No, no.
03:42:48 Yeah.
03:42:50 We. I love to have that.
03:42:53 You have your hands on your cock and on a Bible.
03:42:56 That's what's his message, not our message by the
03:43:00 that 143 show everybody.
03:43:05 It wasn't half an hour.
03:43:07 Amen.
03:43:08 The host or the what a son of a bitch.
03:43:11 There's no reason for him to leave the show like that.
03:43:14 Sometimes.
03:43:25 I think it's too much alcohol for me.
03:43:29 You and Brady, both of right?
03:43:35 Like.
03:43:46 I'm on the.
03:43:47 On the go.
03:43:48 They're gonna die in the mighty. Come fire!
03:43:58 No! Oh, you get to the point.
03:44:04 Nice cock.
03:44:04 Brady.
03:44:10 This is great.
03:44:11 I enjoy your Brady.
03:44:14 And above and so below because he's so close Brady.
03:44:19 And for sure we're doing it our way.
03:44:23 We're gonna make it make our dreams come true Brady and talk show.
03:44:27 It's Brady and draw.
03:44:29 It's their show now Brady draw
03:44:34 your you good
03:44:36 dear hosts producers and viewers
03:44:39 we need to address a crucial matter.
03:44:43 Polishing the banister, honoring the loving or touching yourself
03:44:47 during the show.
03:44:48 While the show might resemble a rubber chicken and a barker
03:44:53 whose boundaries still apply, if you're alone and feeling the urge,
03:44:58 or it's your special time, feel free to indulge.
03:45:02 We're not here to judge, but please refrain from shaking hands
03:45:06 with a milkman or auditioning in Brooklyn.
03:45:10 You can hear me once more.
03:45:11 There's a half an hour
03:45:13 be. Remember, George Steinbrenner is white.
03:45:17 It's just empty calories and male curiosity.
03:45:20 George Jean Marie, override Viking art and candy in it.
03:45:24 There are no not back to are you were taught early curiosity
03:45:28 but things you be another like celebrating the pay
03:45:33 more roll the clip Brady
03:45:36 you know quit breathe
03:45:39 the conclusions you are reaching.
03:46:05 It's really not over.
03:46:06 It goes on for another five. Yeah.
03:46:09 So that's all I wanted.
03:46:10 As above.
03:46:11 So below.
03:46:32 Draw.
03:46:34 It's pretty crazy, but,
03:46:37 And I don't want to muddy the waters.
03:46:47 Oh, no. But.
03:46:55 We need muddy waters bumper.
03:47:05 Wait.
03:47:05 What's going on?
03:47:06 Why are there so three people here?
03:47:08 Welcome,
03:47:10 welcome.
03:47:10 Well, I'm confused.
03:47:13 Wait, this is the Brady in Georgia, was it?
03:47:15 Yeah. Yeah.
03:47:17 Where? There. Who's the third person here?
03:47:21 I don't know, it doesn't happen now.
03:47:24 It's okay, but I know it doesn't.
03:47:28 So Gary's joining the show.
03:47:31 Is he? Amen.
03:47:33 I'm so you related I don't know, what did you find yourself somehow?
03:47:37 How could I ruin myself? Oh, no.
03:47:40 Of masturbation.
03:47:41 You're going to start knocking my hobbies.
03:47:43 Jesus.
03:47:46 So there was really only one thing.
03:47:52 Is it?
03:47:53 Was there a team that was scary to.
03:48:02 This story.
03:48:05 Gary. Gary.
03:48:07 Gary.
03:48:11 Teen masturbates 56 times, dies of a heart attack.
03:48:14 No way are they related.
03:48:19 You know what?
03:48:19 It's just weird.
03:48:21 Six is kind of offensive.
03:48:24 Is are they not?
03:48:24 How do they know if he died of a heart attack early?
03:48:27 Masturbated a dried up, dropping 56 times nonstop before dying of a heart attack?
03:48:32 In the process, you tell them that breaking a world, right?
03:48:34 What were you doing before you had this heart attack?
03:48:36 I masturbated 56 times.
03:48:38 Like so.
03:48:38 Why the autobiography of suicide?
03:48:42 Yell it really quick before he died. Before he passed out.
03:48:44 Right? That's the problem with super first.
03:48:47 Great question.
03:48:49 What I assumed was, is as the paramedics were like, what did you do?
03:48:53 And he's like six times, oh no, he's dead.
03:48:56 So the KSI team, like they always would right.
03:48:59 Went in and they measured the sperm based on the average
03:49:04 amount
03:49:06 and divided it.
03:49:07 The answer was 56.
03:49:09 It's the only I would say after about 3 or 4,
03:49:13 after about 3 or 4, you're shooting blanks anyway.
03:49:16 Yeah.
03:49:16 You are basically.
03:49:17 Yeah. It's just good.
03:49:19 At that point.
03:49:19 How were they able to distinguish 57.
03:49:23 Right.
03:49:24 Or 40 think I think he was in mid death either here he died.
03:49:28 They resuscitated him. And they're like what happened to you.
03:49:31 He's like I masturbated 57 times.
03:49:33 And then he went back to death and they were like that's
03:49:36 who I have information because there's no other way.
03:49:40 He's not he's got a tally board.
03:49:41 He had a tally board sitting next to him, and he was trying to go for a record
03:49:44 or something.
03:49:45 What the fuck is this?
03:49:46 Jerome's mother called Portland Police after discovering his corpse in his room.
03:49:51 I can't say this was,
03:49:53 Jerome's mother told Hustler's reporters.
03:49:56 One hour pastor Osler.
03:50:00 It says hustler
03:50:02 hotel, room number one.
03:50:04 Our pass bill.
03:50:07 Man, I want to zoom in where I lost it.
03:50:11 What?
03:50:11 Everything I would say if this happened.
03:50:13 I mean, it doesn't happen out here. Here.
03:50:16 All right.
03:50:16 One hour passed since I had called him down for lunch.
03:50:19 Jerome was the kind of boy to steal food off your plate when you weren't looking.
03:50:23 I know something was wrong.
03:50:24 When he didn't come down to eat. He was black and right.
03:50:26 Yeah, Jerome, he was black.
03:50:28 There's a picture of him. Okay.
03:50:30 There's a picture of what makes you with no name.
03:50:32 Because you're all feeling my family tree.
03:50:34 You're saying because of the ceiling? Thing is why you.
03:50:38 I find
03:50:38 it unusual that we know it was 56 times.
03:50:42 And now his. Yeah.
03:50:43 His mother said that he was the kind of boy to steal food off your plate.
03:50:49 You're trying to say that?
03:50:51 I'm trying to say it's fake.
03:50:53 Oh, you.
03:50:53 I thought you were trying to say your mother saying he's
03:50:56 the type of boy who will steal food off your plate.
03:50:59 Yeah, yeah. His mother said that.
03:51:02 I know it's his mother.
03:51:04 Half like, is his father black and his mother white?
03:51:10 Yeah.
03:51:11 It's fake.
03:51:12 They found the picture. Now there's nobody. Get my Joe.
03:51:14 Come on. It's obviously a joke on. I'm trying to.
03:51:16 Yeah. Racist joke.
03:51:18 Thank you, thank you.
03:51:20 That's what I mean. That's part of the brain draw.
03:51:22 So sometimes Brady doesn't even respond.
03:51:25 Come out I know right?
03:51:26 I'm trying to make a very horrible racist joke.
03:51:29 Yeah. You
03:51:31 know I believe you
03:51:32 know that just that just shows you how how how in-tune with racism.
03:51:37 Right.
03:51:38 Brady side of the Brady draw shows that there's no levity.
03:51:41 There's no body.
03:51:42 There's stuff to that.
03:51:43 Totally like, I'm here, I'm an island.
03:51:45 I'm on an island.
03:51:46 I'm I'm purposely trying to make a very off color racist jokes like, yep,
03:51:51 yep, that's how it goes.
03:51:52 And I'm like, no, I'm making like a sarcastic like,
03:51:55 no, it's not exactly how it goes.
03:51:56 You can say it's a no.
03:51:59 Exactly.
03:52:00 Gary would sit here and put his foot down.
03:52:02 He would just be like, he would sit here and go, no, no, no.
03:52:06 Shocked at all? No, no.
03:52:08 And even then, even if he had no connection,
03:52:10 if he had barely a cell phone connection, he'd be like, oh, no, no.
03:52:19 Oh, okay.
03:52:20 Meanwhile, fucking Brady's in here with fiber.
03:52:23 And he's like, you know, you can't even make a comment.
03:52:26 Hold on, hold on.
03:52:27 I gotta get something ready for this because there's a third one.
03:52:32 You're playing this video.
03:52:35 It's just there's still no policies listed on her campaign's website.
03:52:39 She's given.
03:52:39 So this is speeches about price controls and more taxes, but
03:52:42 she hasn't outlined how any of that stuff will work in practice.
03:52:46 Do not this strategy of completely ignoring the public, the people Kamala
03:52:50 Harris supposedly wants to represent you, not only is that sure that it's
03:52:53 had a few predictable responses,
03:52:55 one of them is that people are now digging up old Kamala Harris
03:52:58 interviews that she gave months ago, and posting them all over social media.
03:53:02 These interviews aren't necessarily interesting,
03:53:04 but there's a lot of demand out there for videos of Kamala speaking and,
03:53:08 from the scripted setting, actually answering questions, talking about policy.
03:53:13 So they're racking up millions of views.
03:53:15 And here's one of those interviews that's making the rounds.
03:53:17 As far as I can tell.
03:53:18 It's from, I think, several months ago,
03:53:22 when Joe Biden was officially still running for president.
03:53:25 And, and it illustrates very clearly why Kamala Harris isn't giving any interviews
03:53:30 now that she's been named the party's presumptive nominee.
03:53:33 Watch
03:53:35 on a different, Axios this week reported that President Trump,
03:53:38 I think against a second term,
03:53:40 will sort of dial back, for lack of a better term d programs
03:53:42 that the Biden administration is putting forth.
03:53:44 I know you disagree with that.
03:53:46 I obviously believe that you don't want him to get a second term.
03:53:48 That said, if that does happen,
03:53:49 what do you think that would do to race relations in this country?
03:53:53 Do not.
03:53:53 Well, let me say we're going to win, so it's not going to happen.
03:53:56 But I think that listen, we
03:54:01 today is actually I
03:54:02 believe, an anniversary in terms of Doctor King.
03:54:06 All right.
03:54:07 And, and I was just in Selma and we watched it
03:54:12 acknowledge the 59th anniversary of of black Day.
03:54:16 I think it's really important that we as Americans always embrace our history,
03:54:22 great parts that we're proud of
03:54:24 and the parts that we're not proud of, but that we can't forget it.
03:54:27 We did it.
03:54:28 And we should all agree that we should teach us, right?
03:54:33 We should history if we're to ever have an accurate.
03:54:37 It's hilarious if we want to go in where we don't want Hillary in the future.
03:54:41 It's a giant version that means also acknowledging the importance of diversity.
03:54:46 That means acknowledging the offensive.
03:54:49 I know of the fact that everyone should have equal opportunity to compete,
03:54:53 and she didn't say it, but it's of course inclusion that, you know,
03:54:57 hey, let's look around.
03:54:58 I love how you pull you that out here.
03:55:00 And did we leave the Double giant or etc..
03:55:03 So no surprise that, this woman is not being allowed to speak off the script.
03:55:09 And it's, it's a bit like that.
03:55:12 It really reminds you in a lot of ways that that video of,
03:55:15 Miss Teen USA, I think it was in 2007,
03:55:20 infamous video, the one where
03:55:22 people can find her on a map and she starts talking about the Iraq
03:55:27 that everywhere, like such as why do you think this is?
03:55:33 I personally believe
03:55:35 that you as Americans are unable to do so because,
03:55:40 some people out there in our nation don't have that.
03:55:44 And, I believe that our education like, such as, like such as matter,
03:55:49 like gravity, such as in South Africa and, that Iraq everywhere.
03:55:54 Like such as, like such as, like like such as.
03:55:58 And I believe that they should
03:56:01 our education over here and then us should help the U.S.
03:56:05 I should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries.
03:56:10 So we will be able to build up our future for our.
03:56:14 Thank you very much. Like such as like
03:56:18 I love how you fucking
03:56:20 pinpointed that before he even brought it up.
03:56:24 That's the only reason I brought that up, because he referenced that
03:56:27 that was a like such as hilarious
03:56:31 that you fucking likened to that before he did.
03:56:34 That's how bad that tells you how terrible that was.
03:56:38 Oh yeah. Oh,
03:56:40 there will be no President Harris.
03:56:44 Oh wait, there was
03:56:46 for Harrison there.
03:56:48 There's like real name recognition.
03:56:50 They're going to be like, What's Joe doing?
03:56:53 Oh, Harris.
03:56:55 Her name is presidential.
03:56:57 So I didn't I didn't want to trigger anyone.
03:57:00 I didn't want to trigger anyone because I know when, like, people play
03:57:02 certain things, like, I know some people get butter by Ben Shapiro, but some people
03:57:06 got heard by Charlie Woodruff. Clip.
03:57:09 Yeah. He did.
03:57:10 It was tongue in cheek, but he did actually,
03:57:15 Put a petition in, for the, customer, don't you?
03:57:23 Because he feels like the people who are handling him
03:57:25 are doing him a just justice, and they're not serving him
03:57:28 properly, and that, he needs to kind of be better taken care of.
03:57:31 And so it was kind of a joke,
03:57:32 tongue in cheek, but he literally did put, put in, a let
03:57:36 go have custody, custody over the current president.
03:57:40 Edit.
03:57:43 It what
03:57:45 the Charlie Leduff thing.
03:57:48 I don't have it. I'm just saying.
03:57:49 Are you driving it?
03:57:51 Yeah. Oh, he's describing it.
03:57:53 Whatever it doesn't apply in his version.
03:57:56 So it was a woman.
03:57:58 Masturbation has been one of my most difficult issues during the last 50 years.
03:58:02 Where do you come?
03:58:04 It's a challenge where you followed me like a shadow,
03:58:06 an unpleasant companion on my life's path.
03:58:10 It began as an innocent curiosity, a youthful investigation.
03:58:14 This is the brilliant Rorschach came.
03:58:15 An addiction?
03:58:16 Yeah, a vice that gripped me and made it difficult to go free.
03:58:19 This conflict has had an impact on me in my life.
03:58:23 Oh, yes.
03:58:23 Oh, enough to check in at some. Apparently
03:58:28 chicken attacks, ways.
03:58:31 Chicken attacks, chicken attacks.
03:58:33 Play nothing but chicken attack from now on.
03:58:36 Should you attack?
03:58:39 Let's go check this out.
03:58:40 To be my secret.
03:58:42 But the key that I'd like to clear that up,
03:58:50 let you walk back and find a place to play them.
03:58:53 I love you, That's fantastic.
03:58:55 Yeah.
03:58:55 Lord.
03:58:56 Chicken, I thought you didn't go.
03:59:01 You. You know that?
03:59:03 Oh, my God, look like
03:59:07 you want to try.
03:59:13 All right.
03:59:13 Good night, guys.
03:59:22 Yeah.
03:59:23 Okay.
03:59:25 Good night.
03:59:29 Aren't and many buried.
03:59:31 It is formed and sculpted me, but not in ways that I am proud of.
03:59:35 It has led me down roads I would rather not take.
03:59:39 You pick up. But you do.
03:59:40 I had some trouble today.
03:59:45 I have told you how to give me.
03:59:52 This one.
03:59:54 000I.
03:59:59 And then I like to get really high and then masturbate.
04:00:03 You do?
04:00:06 I do, yeah.
04:00:11 As long as you don't get too high or too drunk,
04:00:13 I think it, it makes sex more pleasurable.
04:00:17 I would assume that maybe mushrooms would too.
04:00:19 Does it?
04:00:25 I know acid didn't work out very well
04:00:28 for what I've heard, because obviously everything I've learned
04:00:31 from masturbating an ass that I learned in books last night.
04:00:42 I'd ask the chat what they thought
04:00:43 about mushrooms and masturbation, but
04:00:49 I don't think there's anyone left here.
04:00:52 We went through every absolute thing.
04:00:55 We talked about the black people in our meta.
04:00:57 We talked about draw, pissing,
04:01:01 and we got in our Matt Walsh.
04:01:05 We got in all our Daily Wire propaganda, so that was good.
04:01:12 And it's only going to even get thicker
04:01:13 as the election gets even closer, because every dime in
04:01:18 every type of campaign is going just to political campaigns.
04:01:24 There are no other ad campaigns right now.
04:01:27 You don't see a Snickers bar commercial, you don't see a car commercial,
04:01:30 you don't see anything except campaign and political campaign
04:01:33 ads to through the rest of November 5th,
04:01:37 to the rest until November 5th.
04:01:41 So the amount of money that the Kamala
04:01:44 Harris campaign is putting towards ads is astronomical.
04:01:49 Yeah.
04:01:49 You think because they're, the current administration,
04:01:52 there's ever a chance that that's current tax money?
04:01:56 You think they use tax money?
04:01:58 I don't know, although they're still being sued for
04:02:02 Biden's money because, like, they donated Biden's campaign to Harris's campaign.
04:02:09 Right.
04:02:09 Did that ever work out?
04:02:10 I know they sued.
04:02:11 Trump sued, but I never heard what happened.
04:02:14 Of course, like they're not going to report that.
04:02:21 For the record,
04:02:21 I don't think you have ever, ever, ever, ever eaten on like, like that.
04:02:25 If you're still trying to mock me,
04:02:29 you're becoming your own.
04:02:30 I mean, the cool thing, though, is it doesn't have to listen back.
04:02:33 And I'll tell you when I listen back, I'm it.
04:02:36 I trust you more.
04:02:37 And I feel like talking to you more
04:02:38 because you seem more like human instead of some TV show.
04:02:42 So I got no problems with it, you know?
04:02:45 As a matter of fact, I wish you'd make more noise.
04:02:48 My wife.
04:02:49 Oh, my. Oh, no.
04:02:51 Right now I'm,
04:02:56 Who? Finish him.
04:03:03 Oh. Now it's borderline masturbating.
04:03:10 You're not just eating that lettuce, you're masturbating it.
04:03:15 Is too much.
04:03:19 And for the record, it just looks like just.
04:03:20 Just lettuce.
04:03:22 Do you have chickens?
04:03:23 You know, dressing, though?
04:03:25 No, there's.
04:03:26 Oh, you can eat me.
04:03:26 So dry.
04:03:27 It looks so dry.
04:03:30 We got to give it up.
04:03:31 Yeah, it's on the bottom.
04:03:33 I mean, I'm old. Are you kidding me?
04:03:35 I'm guessing by how you're eating it.
04:03:36 It sounds pretty.
04:03:37 Oh, I use vinegar and oil and fucking.
04:03:41 Yeah.
04:03:41 Oh, I know how it can back
04:03:44 my masturbating.
04:03:46 Could debate.
04:03:48 I put my dick out. No.
04:04:01 Dryer.
04:04:07 Thing cleaning.
04:04:09 Acting.
04:04:10 You can look
04:04:10 for scientific causes of my actions, and that's absolutely fair enough.
04:04:14 But a scientific explanation of an event is one type of explanation.
04:04:18 You can choose to do particular things,
04:04:20 but when you choose to do something particular,
04:04:22 it will be because you want to or because you're forced to.
04:04:24 If you're forced to, you're not in control.
04:04:26 If you do it because you want to.
04:04:28 Then given that you can't control your wants,
04:04:31 you're not in control of that either.
04:04:32 We have that established already.
04:04:34 That's kind of the starting point for where we begin.
04:04:37 The question then becomes where do we go wrong?
04:04:39 And I think with philosophy where we go wrong, we try to define free will.
04:04:42 We're anthropologists who keep getting the wrong answer.
04:04:45 If a criminal has committed a crime, do you think they're responsible
04:04:48 for their actions?
04:04:50 And in which case is a click to me, yes.
04:04:52 And if not, be you dumb to be punished?
04:04:55 I mean, let me. Great.
04:04:55 If not, I'm going to go commit a bunch of fucking crime, right?
04:04:59 There you go. Yeah. I mean, I don't
04:05:03 dump just an average thief.
04:05:05 This is the great trouble of free will.
04:05:09 Hello.
04:05:09 I'm open to the unbelievable because I share with Christians
04:05:11 and non-Christians come together to debate the topic.
04:05:12 There's no trouble.
04:05:13 I'm talking to another, like, debate on free will.
04:05:15 Because it is.
04:05:16 What is it and how do we best on the show
04:05:17 be recorded in front of that audience of young people?
04:05:19 We can find the support of Christ.
04:05:21 And I was joined by two fantastic philosophers
04:05:22 confuse me by called Alex Alex O'Connor.
04:05:24 He's obviously no stranger to unbelievable study, theology
04:05:25 and philosophy of the university and is the host of the Reason podcast.
04:05:28 He also, as I'm sure you know about these on his YouTube channel, Cosmic Skeptic,
04:05:32 has a philosophy and academic philosophy and interdisciplinary studies
04:05:35 at Cambridge University's Institute of Continuing Education.
04:05:37 This debate was a little unusual in that both of the
04:05:41 one many, many pointed out
04:05:41 the discussion, but it was a fascinating discussion, and it's well worth a listen.
04:05:45 And she looks like briefly, just like why you like to believe that?
04:05:48 Very well, because I don't want to come up defining.
04:05:50 What do you mean by free will and determinism. Yes.
04:05:53 That's it.
04:05:53 And forgive me if I'm a bit sniffly.
04:05:56 He looks like he's an Affleck.
04:05:59 There's Ben Affleck, there's.
04:06:00 What's the other guy? Affleck.
04:06:01 And then there's Alex Affleck, who changed out.
04:06:04 O'Connor. That chick.
04:06:05 That chick looks like a hardcore smoker.
04:06:08 She's got that face.
04:06:09 It's like, I find it funny that the weather.
04:06:11 You only get that face with a lot of the cigaret smoking.
04:06:14 You don't get that with weed free
04:06:17 anything.
04:06:17 What is.
04:06:18 So what determines whether it lands?
04:06:21 It definitely ends well. Things like that.
04:06:23 And things like the force you give to it, things like the wind speed.
04:06:26 These things are determining factors into flipping that coin around.
04:06:29 And my position is that the things that happen inside of your brain,
04:06:33 I'll say people that smoke cigarets, no matter how much
04:06:35 they try to compare it, there's no way you smoke as much weed.
04:06:38 I mean, I smoke constantly on the show, but I don't smoke constant
04:06:41 throughout the day,
04:06:43 right?
04:06:44 People see the towers.
04:06:45 I go, there's more towers in marijuana.
04:06:48 Sure, you could say that, but they're more natural.
04:06:50 Your body is able to process them,
04:06:52 unlike cigarets that have a bunch of bullshit on them.
04:06:54 And sure, it's the it's the first breath
04:06:56 I take in the morning and the last breath I take at night. But
04:07:00 all right, maybe not, but smokers are.
04:07:03 They smoke constantly, don't they?
04:07:05 Most smokers,
04:07:07 at least at a regular interval, they're smoking every hour
04:07:10 or two, every hour or pack a day or whatever.
04:07:13 Look, motherfucker, Snoop Dogg was at the Olympics.
04:07:15 We watched him in the pool with Michael Phelps.
04:07:17 Like, are you kidding me?
04:07:20 I go will not smoking.
04:07:21 So I have to say it. Do I have to say it?
04:07:24 I'll say it.
04:07:25 Well, that's apples and oranges or black and white?
04:07:29 Black. Don't crack smoke.
04:07:31 It don't matter if you're black or white.
04:07:33 It does.
04:07:34 It does. Black skin is completely different.
04:07:36 I understand that we're you know, I'm not talking
04:07:39 about driving quality or intelligence.
04:07:43 We're talking about, molesting children, quality skin.
04:07:48 Who who?
04:07:48 Black skin definitely does not crack.
04:07:51 I so I don't, you know, it does not get wrinkly. He.
04:07:55 So I don't think that's a fair comparison to Snoop Dogg.
04:07:58 As somebody who smokes weed so much that their skin is not a wrinkly,
04:08:03 my skin is wrinkly,
04:08:05 but it's because I don't drink enough water.
04:08:10 Wrong.
04:08:14 Why is it, then?
04:08:16 I'm over here.
04:08:17 I'm going to come
04:08:20 similar to this.
04:08:21 Any event that happens inside of your head,
04:08:23 that is the motivation to switch your legs over.
04:08:26 Or the decision to raise your hand or to put it down.
04:08:28 Again, these are mental events.
04:08:30 Comes from your brain. The brain tells you to do this.
04:08:32 So your brain tells your arm to go up and down.
04:08:36 And the question you have to ask of any event,
04:08:37 including what tells your brain is it determined or is it random?
04:08:41 If it's random?
04:08:42 If your brain just randomly does it, then you're
04:08:44 definitely not in control of it because it's random.
04:08:47 If it's not random, then it's determined by something.
04:08:49 It's something that made you raise your hand,
04:08:52 or maybe it's something else inside of your head.
04:08:54 Maybe you raised your hand because you wanted to ask a question.
04:08:57 So something inside of you, you wanted to ask a question,
04:08:59 but then you've just pushed the problem back.
04:09:01 You ask, is that mental event you wanting to ask a question?
04:09:04 That desire to ask a question that itself is either determined or it's random.
04:09:10 And again, if it's random, you're not in control of it.
04:09:12 It just
04:09:12 the desire just popped into your head and you had no control whatsoever over it.
04:09:15 No influence.
04:09:17 There's environment, there's all kinds like factors.
04:09:21 It could pop in your head and you don't have a control over it.
04:09:23 But you do have control over
04:09:24 whether you want to ask a question or not, and you're going to raise your hand.
04:09:27 There's been plenty of times where I sat in an audience,
04:09:29 and it's like, I really want to ask a question,
04:09:31 but I don't want to be that guy that asks a question,
04:09:33 and it sounds stupid, so I'm not going to raise my hand
04:09:35 like I definitely was involuntary of every single aspect
04:09:38 of the aspect of raising my hand and asking a question, seeing.
04:09:42 So to pick that event of raising your hand,
04:09:44 we have this weird notion that the string theory is, well,
04:09:48 not only to draw raised his hand, but he didn't raise a hand
04:09:50 and he raised his hand this far and that far and that far.
04:09:52 In every variation in string theory, that's not really what it is.
04:09:54 It means that every possible event in the universe came to that
04:09:59 one convergence of that decision that influenced you to raise your hand.
04:10:03 There's so many factors that they're just not even accounting for.
04:10:07 They're saying that it either is or it isn't.
04:10:10 And I don't I mean, clearly there are factors like the fear,
04:10:13 the movies, everything that's happened in your life puts you right here, right now.
04:10:17 Obviously those are I mean that's yeah.
04:10:21 It's determined.
04:10:22 Are you going to give me an argument against that?
04:10:25 But I mean, so if they're saying if you I'm going to stand up right now.
04:10:29 Yeah, my brain just did that.
04:10:31 But what influence that this video on me trying to describe my brain making.
04:10:35 Right. Yeah.
04:10:37 That's a pretty easy one.
04:10:38 That means this video has control over you.
04:10:40 But every time you branch out, this video is God.
04:10:43 This video is God because it is.
04:10:45 It's telling you what to do.
04:10:49 This video is God
04:10:50 because it's dictated our last like three, three, four minutes.
04:10:53 I guess my point was, is everyone is trying to find some weird point in time,
04:10:57 but that vagueness where it just goes off from the point
04:11:00 where there's it's right here and right now to the point
04:11:02 where it's so faded that it's not doesn't even matter.
04:11:06 Why are we trying to define a point that's like here,
04:11:08 this is when it's conscious or you know about it or peripheral.
04:11:12 It doesn't exist. It does exist.
04:11:13 You just it's just trying to explain.
04:11:15 It's trying to it's just trying to figure out the dynamic of the trying
04:11:20 to figure out something that's not figure out life and death
04:11:22 and whatever what's going on out there, it's pretty much
04:11:24 I think I just there's a reason people give a shit.
04:11:26 Like I think, right?
04:11:28 I think I just coined a new word figure out of all
04:11:31 who are dog, why are you giving him
04:11:33 any kind of he bitches out on our show twice and buy something.
04:11:38 And once again, that's in your mind to be determined next time.
04:11:41 So I take a look.
04:11:43 He's gotta say something more important than the word dog to good friend.
04:11:45 What's been everything?
04:11:46 What's this notoriety on our show? It comes across.
04:11:48 How do you think problem.
04:11:50 Eliminate everything. Tell a joke.
04:11:53 You know, have to pay for masturbation.
04:11:54 I would like to tell my randomly in mind. Or.
04:11:57 Or make fun of those guys.
04:11:58 Must have something.
04:12:00 I hope that makes some sense.
04:12:01 It's a complicated.
04:12:03 There's nothing wrong with the stache.
04:12:05 What is with the mustache nowadays?
04:12:07 Like the mustache is making a comeback, but like it's not because
04:12:10 it looks like shit. So.
04:12:14 A lot of people are rocking
04:12:16 the mustache only, and it's like, that's great, but it looks like shit. So.
04:12:19 And I hate that people, like, people have been saying like, oh, look,
04:12:22 you got a mustache. Mustache?
04:12:24 No. It's because no, this is great.
04:12:26 Because that's an unfortunate.
04:12:27 Hey, that's another this is not.
04:12:29 Yeah. It sucks.
04:12:30 Yeah, I know it sucks.
04:12:31 I fucking hate it because people go, oh,
04:12:33 I didn't realize it until the one guy at work like this is years ago.
04:12:37 He goes, oh, you like, oh, you can have a little mustache.
04:12:40 And I'm just like, what are you talking about?
04:12:41 Like I show you, I trim everything at the same length together,
04:12:46 and I'm like, oh, because of the gray.
04:12:47 He's just stupid. And it's like, fuck,
04:12:50 I trim
04:12:51 this extra, actually, because of the gray beard.
04:12:54 I fucking hate it.
04:12:55 I would not color my beard.
04:12:57 To me, that's no, I wouldn't color it, but I'm going to trim this short.
04:13:00 Like I'll take a foil razor to this shit.
04:13:04 Yeah, I thought, I thought it was I don't ever
04:13:06 I don't ever take a razor to any of my shit.
04:13:07 I just take a beard trimmer to zero.
04:13:10 I just do a.
04:13:13 But this.
04:13:13 I'll take the extra, I'll take it down an extra a little bit,
04:13:17 or I'll re trim it again the next day because I fucking hate.
04:13:20 I hate the way this looks because it looks like I got a mustache
04:13:22 and I got a it looks I got a mustache from a soul patch.
04:13:26 Do you ever manscaping.
04:13:27 And then you start loving yourself.
04:13:28 You end up masturbating.
04:13:30 Look, I've done that. Here's my mustache.
04:13:32 And so because you're already naked
04:13:33 in the bathroom, it's even after you've been inside.
04:13:35 Like I purposely cut it like.
04:13:37 No, it's because there's fucking gray here.
04:13:39 Look at the fucking. Look at the.
04:13:44 Gray.
04:13:44 Be honest. I think I'm not gay in any way.
04:13:46 I've always thought you were a pretty attractive man.
04:13:48 What you just showed me look like the fucking 70 year old man's ballsack.
04:13:52 No, but the best thing is, is chicks fucking love.
04:13:55 No they don't.
04:13:56 It looks like Kenny may have gotten more attention as a fucking gray man.
04:14:00 Great. Fuck.
04:14:01 Because women like that, fucking women.
04:14:05 He's like, dude, this guy's got two balls. Sex.
04:14:07 I can play with.
04:14:11 It looks like a ball sack.
04:14:13 All right, go back to the mustache.
04:14:15 Hopefully we can.
04:14:16 I don't think it's okay.
04:14:18 I'll cut you off halfway through the next time.
04:14:20 And you describe yourself as a compatible artist.
04:14:24 What would you mind just briefly, briefly?
04:14:27 That thing will either.
04:14:28 And if it comes you describe yourself. Alex.
04:14:30 Contact us.
04:14:31 Make some sense. It's a complicated subject.
04:14:33 I want to know if this was in jest or she was just being bitch.
04:14:36 And I'm sorry. That also wasn't particularly brief.
04:14:37 But such as? Such as my way with things. That's okay.
04:14:40 We'll I'll cut you off halfway through the next time.
04:14:42 And you describe yourself, Alex Carter as a,
04:14:45 I think what you find is okay, but I think you came across this guy,
04:14:49 you left me and went down, and he does not seem to like he smile for a second.
04:14:53 He's back to the sour face.
04:14:54 I don't think he like that that much compatible ism does not exist.
04:14:58 She should think it's an excuse for solving a paradox.
04:15:02 That is not so.
04:15:03 Fucking bullshit.
04:15:07 Compatible.
04:15:08 Compatible ism is so irritating.
04:15:10 You stand on kind of hard to start off when you get introduced
04:15:14 as a compatible list. Pretty well.
04:15:16 Sure.
04:15:17 So, I agree with everything Alex just said.
04:15:21 That's it.
04:15:22 As above, so below. Right.
04:15:25 That's a that was
04:15:27 that's it I just yeah. Okay
04:15:31 I feel it.
04:15:31 But there's got to be a but right.
04:15:33 There's a it's not a very good debate so far is it.
04:15:36 But I also make the claim that there is a semantic difference between order
04:15:41 compelled to act and being freely acting, so acting of your own volition.
04:15:48 And what we mean by that is not that, that it's uncaused,
04:15:50 but rather that the cause can be roughly designated as myself.
04:15:55 Now, what that means is, you can look for scientific causes of my actions,
04:15:58 and that's absolutely fair enough.
04:16:00 But a scientific explanation of an event is one type of explanation to
04:16:05 dude, it's so easily, logically argued against everything he's saying,
04:16:08 whether true or not, I would ask him right to his face.
04:16:13 Do you, as the ultimate carrier and holder of your agency,
04:16:16 have that final choice of whether you raise your hand or not?
04:16:20 Sorry about that or not, but you get my point.
04:16:22 Would you do that if I would ask him to his back of the same question?
04:16:25 But I like everything I everything still true is what they said about that.
04:16:29 But what what the fuck what what what the fuck?
04:16:32 What? What do you mean?
04:16:33 Do you feel like you don't have a choice?
04:16:34 Whether you raise your hand or not or you do?
04:16:37 I feel like you do always.
04:16:39 I mean, I feel like it's.
04:16:40 I feel it's influenced by everything.
04:16:42 I thought that's what you were saying, but I just wanted to make sure.
04:16:43 But ultimately influenced by your own final action, right.
04:16:47 Because plenty of times, like, it's like, I'd love to raise my hand,
04:16:50 but I know, like, it's
04:16:50 going to be stupid or like, I just don't feel like being like
04:16:54 like there's been plenty of times where like, oh, hey, raise your hand
04:16:56 if you feel like this is the answer to the question.
04:16:58 And I'm like 90% sure.
04:17:00 But it's like, who cares if I raise my hand or not?
04:17:02 And it's like, I kind of want to raise my hand, but I just don't like do you?
04:17:05 Look, I very much
04:17:08 yeah, I'm very, very much voluntarily choosing
04:17:11 or not choosing to raise my hand in any given time
04:17:15 right now.
04:17:16 Like, I kind of want to raise my hand, but I'm not going to
04:17:18 because I feel like it's going to be stupid. Right.
04:17:20 So you're saying that you actually are in.
04:17:23 Oh yeah. Right. Wait, hang on a second.
04:17:26 Oh, shit.
04:17:27 Oh, I voluntarily did.
04:17:29 Stop hitting myself. Stop hitting myself.
04:17:31 That's not me doing that.
04:17:33 I have to start masturbating right now.
04:17:35 Involuntarily, Gary started.
04:17:38 How do I stop my hand from doing this?
04:17:40 Suddenly I've lost eight involuntary masturbating on the show.
04:17:43 You know what?
04:17:43 It's okay.
04:17:44 It's okay to do this nowadays, because the masturbating in my heart
04:17:48 and in my head, I was actually, involuntary masturbating on the show.
04:17:52 Fuck yeah.
04:17:53 I mean, oops, I mean, God damn it. Stop it!
04:17:56 Oh, no.
04:17:57 Stop it! Oh, it feels so good. What's up? It.
04:18:01 What's this?
04:18:02 I came out my chair.
04:18:04 I'm glad it was you.
04:18:05 I just realized that my flight is actually.
04:18:07 No, no.
04:18:10 You just now realized that.
04:18:11 Yeah. Plausible deniability.
04:18:14 Shut up.
04:18:16 Bitch.
04:18:18 Hey! Come on. Plausible.
04:18:19 The fly ability was funny.
04:18:21 So, to borrow Alex's analogy, but to actually connected with, an example.
04:18:26 Yes. Shout out to analog.
04:18:28 Oh, the Vic and Stein himself uses, if we see it on brick and Stone.
04:18:32 On what we mean by that is not that that it's uncaused, but
04:18:35 rather that the cause can be roughly designated as myself.
04:18:39 Now, what that means is, you can look for scientific causes of my actions,
04:18:43 and that's absolutely fair enough.
04:18:45 But a scientific explanation of an event is one type of explanation.
04:18:49 So, to borrow Alex's analogy, but to actually connected with,
04:18:53 an example to Vic and Stein himself uses
04:18:55 if we see a tree and the leaves are blowing in the wind,
04:18:59 in the past we might have said, oh, the leaves that don't.
04:19:01 There's like nobody in the audience watching this.
04:19:03 This is like an elementary school stage.
04:19:05 I got like, cheap elementary school stages or chairs and like, curtains and stage.
04:19:11 He's playing our game.
04:19:12 He just named it. I never knew that.
04:19:15 I honestly never knew that.
04:19:16 He just named another slang for masturbating.
04:19:18 Something about a tree that Vic and Stein himself uses.
04:19:21 If we see a tree and the leaves are blowing in the wind,
04:19:25 seeing a tree and the leaves are blowing in the wind, I've done that in the past.
04:19:29 We might have said, oh, the leaves are dancing.
04:19:31 And now we might say, if only I know the velocity of the wind.
04:19:34 And then are they're dancing.
04:19:34 The leaves are exactly how that tree is going to move.
04:19:37 But the point is,
04:19:38 the second one being true doesn't mean we can't also say the first one.
04:19:42 It doesn't mean that we can't also go back to saying the leaves are dancing.
04:19:46 The problem is, we probably won't say both.
04:19:49 So the point is, they're compatible because they are meaningful
04:19:51 areas of discourse.
04:19:52 Now, what gets thrown in my face is often this this comment that is just semantics.
04:19:56 Do you know what semantics is?
04:19:58 It's what meaning is. Semantics are.
04:20:00 So the problem with appealing to the old,
04:20:02 you know, rejecting it, the romantic, you know, you're rejecting the very words
04:20:05 that we're using to utter the sentences that we're both using right now.
04:20:09 So there's a lovely line by one philosopher who says, yes, that's
04:20:13 what free will means.
04:20:14 But it's not what free will is, I think.
04:20:16 But the problem is you've just used the term free will twice.
04:20:19 You use the same term each time and that's your problem.
04:20:22 You need to be able to explain that.
04:20:24 So I totally agree that we can use science to explain events.
04:20:28 But I also think there are some things which think science can't explain
04:20:31 just because it's the wrong tool for that mode of explanation.
04:20:33 And the pithy line I have for this is
04:20:34 even if science could explain everything, and the reason is because we believe
04:20:37 that dogmatically we're just like, yeah, we believe in scientism.
04:20:38 We won't be scientists
04:20:39 of scientific believe this might happen, but if we believe that,
04:20:41 it doesn't mean that every explanation has to be scientific.
04:20:43 If you want to take the professor for explanation of taking a book,
04:20:45 they're not gonna give you a scientific connection.
04:20:46 Means also, that's roughly my position.
04:20:48 Just helping people make decisions, but also maybe give them up.
04:20:50 And maybe that's what I think people.
04:20:51 So next, you've got a 20 minute video on your YouTube 2020 talking about.
04:20:55 It's not what you begin to get a little bit of between you.
04:20:57 What do you mean just in a minute video. You've got lots of that.
04:20:59 Why don't you think compatibility is a viable option?
04:21:02 I'm talking about fundamentalism.
04:21:03 Capitalism never clean the capitalists and all the capitalism
04:21:06 is, is being sort of usually paternalism.
04:21:10 This is the thing.
04:21:10 It's been the fact that all actions
04:21:11 are determined that your brain is just doing its thing.
04:21:13 There's nothing do to change it.
04:21:14 Then that view is compatible with free will.
04:21:18 The problem is, and I think
04:21:19 the reason that people criticize this is just semantics,
04:21:22 and that is just sort of defining words in particular ways, is that in theory,
04:21:26 I can make everything I've just said compatible with free will,
04:21:31 so long as I define free will in a particular way.
04:21:34 So some people might say, well, free will just means that
04:21:37 whatever course of action I take, it originates from inside of myself,
04:21:41 but it means that it doesn't come from somebody else telling me what to do.
04:21:44 It doesn't come from some kind of external factor,
04:21:48 as long as it comes from somewhere in my brain, that means that it's free.
04:21:51 You say that if you like and then yeah, sure, free will exist.
04:21:53 No problem.
04:21:54 But I think that what people are interested in is more than that.
04:21:58 Because if I were to give you some kind of drug
04:22:00 that you could take that made your brain do a particular thing,
04:22:05 arguably, you know, that came from the drug,
04:22:06 but then arguably your brain came from your parents.
04:22:09 So ultimately everything is going to be external to you, right?
04:22:11 You could say that your brain sort of does something.
04:22:13 It comes from somewhere inside of you.
04:22:15 But if you don't have control over that, if you couldn't have made it
04:22:18 such that that didn't happen, I think
04:22:22 tell me he doesn't look like.
04:22:26 This person here, the kid with the mustache,
04:22:30 the kid.
04:22:33 Ben Affleck's brother.
04:22:34 I'm not going to call him. I guess it's Casey Affleck.
04:22:37 He's probably more movies now than his brother.
04:22:39 It looks just like him.
04:22:45 I'm so, so sorry.
04:22:46 He's related to Ben.
04:22:52 Let's throw them in a room of all different nationalities
04:22:54 and whichever nationality it's the most populous.
04:22:56 Everyone will.
04:22:56 Just without deciding to do this
04:22:58 or being aware of it, will all stand the same distance apart.
04:23:01 And it will be whatever the national average distance
04:23:04 you stand apart for the for the, the nation that is the most popular.
04:23:08 So if you've
04:23:08 got 14 British people in a room of 50 and it's the most populous group,
04:23:12 everyone will stand the British distance apart,
04:23:14 which, by the way, is the furthest apart.
04:23:16 If you then throw in 20 Argentineans and the British, everyone will stand.
04:23:19 The Argentinian distance apart, which is the closest?
04:23:22 And they'll just do this over time.
04:23:24 They'll just start to conform in that way.
04:23:26 And even if you became aware of it, you just be one of those people
04:23:28 who's aware of it. So that they don't conform,
04:23:30 which is exactly what everyone who's aware of is doing.
04:23:33 There's a thing called the pocket profit going back to the free will thing.
04:23:36 There's a lovely and I can never find the paper that it was in.
04:23:38 But I remember reading it when I was, an undergrad,
04:23:41 and it was it would tell you what you're about to do.
04:23:45 And if you show it to someone else, it's saying exactly what I'm saying right now.
04:23:48 And Alex holds out his arm and holds up a phone
04:23:51 and says the sentence, and then blah, blah, blah.
04:23:52 And then if I look at it myself, it was just an error
04:23:55 because he can't possibly tell me what I'm about to do
04:23:57 because I'll just do something else.
04:23:58 So there is this problem of the kind of reusability of it,
04:24:01 because, again, you always end up with that existential perspective.
04:24:04 And this is where I think perhaps you might find some hope
04:24:07 because existentialism talks about, existence preceding opens for the hell.
04:24:12 So before I'm a nonconformist, before The Conformist.
04:24:16 But the problem with that is they we sneak a little bit of metaphysical
04:24:19 physics in there.
04:24:19 So you said human intervention.
04:24:21 It really hasn't became become something Garry never really fully
04:24:27 embraced. What they were saying explained.
04:24:29 That's literally what that means.
04:24:31 Then once there has to be a conscious system.
04:24:34 Yeah,
04:24:34 the double slit, the Schrödinger's cat, there has to be a conscious being that
04:24:39 the it
04:24:40 does not make a decision until a conscious being
04:24:45 witnesses it and then it then
04:24:49 makes a decision.
04:24:51 Yeah, it is nothing and everything and all options until it's confirmed.
04:24:56 Which is weird that that
04:24:59 maybe it's not a conscious being, but that's what we're interpreting.
04:25:02 That's what you got to go one step further.
04:25:03 I didn't understand it.
04:25:04 I didn't understand that that's what that meant.
04:25:06 But that's what that means. Apparently.
04:25:08 But if so, we actually until we like,
04:25:11 like it can sit there by itself.
04:25:14 There can be a rock that flies by.
04:25:16 Nothing matters.
04:25:17 But you can tell a human intervention comes in, then it's like it, then it,
04:25:20 then it changes.
04:25:21 And we're we can perceive that we can.
04:25:23 No, no, no.
04:25:24 So the Schrodinger cat, you're missing the reality that the cat is already
04:25:27 either dead or live, whether you know it or not.
04:25:30 No it hasn't.
04:25:31 No, it hasn't happened until we perceive it.
04:25:33 It has no,
04:25:37 that's what they're saying.
04:25:38 That's not true. No they're not.
04:25:40 That's what they're saying.
04:25:41 No, they're saying you cannot know whether the cat is alive.
04:25:43 No, that's not what they're saying.
04:25:45 That's what they know.
04:25:46 Yeah.
04:25:47 That's what that last.
04:25:48 That's what I was showing you.
04:25:49 That's what that guy was saying.
04:25:51 No. Well, he's that's what the principle says.
04:25:54 I never understood what they meant by that, but that's what they mean by that.
04:25:58 No, they just mean that if you're so you know, that's
04:26:01 you know, you're misinterpreting
04:26:02 a you're not educated enough and I'm not educated enough.
04:26:05 I never understood that.
04:26:06 That's what they meant by. It's not it.
04:26:09 It's not in a state until it's perceived that it
04:26:13 literally is changing as the human intervention is perceiving it.
04:26:17 It literally is. That's what they were saying.
04:26:20 Well, they're stupid.
04:26:22 It's like saying, so if you're policemen
04:26:24 and you're filling out a police report and you got to say, if the bodies
04:26:27 are they dead or alive and you're like, well, I don't know.
04:26:30 I haven't checked a pulse.
04:26:32 No, it's different though. We're talking about quantum.
04:26:34 No, I'm saying it's the same analogy I'm talking.
04:26:36 No it's not.
04:26:37 Schrodinger's cat is just a simple we're talking about quantum mechanics.
04:26:40 No, the shoulders cat is a fucking.
04:26:42 It's a metaphor. It's not.
04:26:44 What's a metaphor?
04:26:46 I don't know, sheep.
04:26:50 Metaphor. Metaphor.
04:26:51 Meta is for nothing.
04:26:53 Because fuck Zuckerberg and his fucking shake the snake.
04:26:58 You know how many, how many thousands
04:27:00 you got in there? 666.
04:27:03 Jesus Christ, why is why that many?
04:27:07 I don't know, it was really irritating if I added one or took one away.
04:27:10 The little rainbow thing changed.
04:27:12 Oh yeah, it went from red to
04:27:14 six devil horns to over 600.
04:27:18 And we got Spanking the monkey again.
04:27:25 Well, you get through all your shit already proved.
04:27:27 Yeah, yeah.
04:27:28 Because I'm like, yeah, I'm tapering Gary about the way I go.
04:27:32 He stayed so long.
04:27:36 Oh. Here, we'll end on this one for Gary's sake,
04:27:39 shake hands with Gary's wife.
04:27:43 Why would you do the.
04:27:46 I know, it's a shame.
04:27:47 I need to break away.
04:27:49 Oh, wait. I'm sorry.
04:27:49 Not your best friend's wife. Oh, that's. See, that's wrong.
04:27:52 She and shout out to my wife. That's great.
04:27:55 Gary's not my best friend.
04:27:56 Don't don't let me know.
04:27:58 Did you get any good clips of my wife?
04:28:00 The guy pushing the buttons?
04:28:02 Shake hands with your wife's best friend.
04:28:05 Amen.
04:28:06 Not your best friend's wife.
04:28:08 That's two different. No, to be clear, no,
04:28:12 I think they're both cheating, though
04:28:14 I did two great.
04:28:18 Are you good?
04:28:25 Mr. Brady and Joshua Brady and or Gary.
04:28:29 As above and so below.
04:28:32 Because he's so close. Brady.
04:28:34 And for sure, we're doing it our way.
04:28:38 We're gonna make it make our dreams come true.
04:28:40 Brady and Tom show.
04:28:42 It's Brady and draw.
04:28:44 It's their show now Brady draw I don't give a crap about that.
04:28:49 You're not understanding that I couldn't.
04:28:56 You're not that I couldn't love.
04:29:01 Well let me tell you something.
04:29:06 What you do.
04:29:07 Do what?
04:29:23 You and Brady both are doing
04:29:25 right. You.
04:29:32 And Brady, over the top.
04:29:40 And here comes the blitz.
04:29:41 And here's Brady.
04:29:43 Here's Brady. Over the top.
04:29:44 Food. You have a good night.
04:29:46 Let's talk to your buddy.
04:29:47 Go for the gun. Put the board away.
04:29:50 Are you ready to
04:29:52 stop truck love.