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I'll wear my clothes.
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Twitch says our title is invalid.
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Try changing it a bit.
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Since the homo erotic.
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Pleasure.
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Homoerotic fantasy.
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Homoeroticism.
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Somebody check in on the other two.
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Fuck. Twitch.
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A change in homo eroticism.
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Can we do homoeroticism?
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Are we live?
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Yeah, we are.
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I don't think we are.
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Yes we are.
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We are here.
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But we're not live on there yet because.
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Oh we don't.
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Can somebody confirm? I don't want to start unless we're not.
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I don't think we're in. Oh. We are.
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Oh my God.
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And 54321.
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No twitch today
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because our title Fladge Rants Live.
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Number 67. Masturbation. Give yourself a hand.
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The art of self-discovery.
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Somehow is offensive,
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We'll figure
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that. Yeah.
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So every time we open the show without the,
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This is the second time I've got a guest.
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RFK Jr. It's got to work.
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Oh, dear.
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Hosts, producers and viewers, we need to address a crucial matter.
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Polishing the banister, honoring the.
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Loving our touching yourself during the show. Wow.
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Our show might resemble a rubber chicken in a boardroom.
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The boundaries still apply.
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If you're alone and feeling the urge or it's your special time.
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Feel free to indulge.
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We're not here to judge, but please refrain from shaking hands
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with an old man or auditioning finger puppets on camera.
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It's bad form and won't enhance the show.
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Remember George Steinbrenner's words?
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It's just empty calories and male curiosity and Georgie
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finding porn and candy in a drawer.
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No, not that your arm might spark curiosity,
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but eating junk food or celebrating Palm Sunday?
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Why rubbing one out part of it, like the flash floating on
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camera, is equally frowned upon.
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So which is why is the drawer eating
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or boxing the one I champ on camera?
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The debate remains open.
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Let's keep it quiet haha.
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And avoid turning the show into an unintentional X-rated film.
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Enjoy your special time in private.
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Just not right now.
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Thank you for your understanding.
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Now, if you'll excuse me for a moment.
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Yeah.
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Oh. Oh,
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like.
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Oh, yeah. Oh.
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Oh. Yes. Yes.
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Yeah.
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Oh, no. No.
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No. 4 p.m..
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Do you know if there's enough time before anybody gets home to whip up a batch?
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Hi, I'm Gary, welcome to Fladge Rants Live.
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You're probably wondering why I'm naked.
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Well, I'm reminded of when, you know, when you accidentally walk
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in onto a public bathroom while a retarded kid is at the urinal
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and they have to remove all their clothing
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to make sure they don't spill anything on their clothes.
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Here's my advice.
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It's the, the sharpshooters credo.
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Aim small, miss small.
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And, And this will help in everyday life.
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If you've got carpeted bathrooms, you've got other problems.
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But even for, making a putt,
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if you aim for a certain part of the cup,
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you're going to make more shots
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than if you aim for just, you know, a line through the cup.
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In this golf, if you aim for a particular link
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in one of the chains and you barely miss it, you're still making the shot.
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But, I was kidding about the
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the, the getting naked for the show.
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I just thought maybe I just did that for shock value.
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You've seen the shirt before, but it's okay.
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I'm a medical doctor.
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So we're taking on the topic of masturbation today.
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And this is taboo.
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Mostly because it's personal.
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It's a private matter, and it is not appropriate conversation
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in any normal context.
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But this show will take on a topic like masturbation head on.
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And sure, we'll make a ton of jokes.
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I've already made a few.
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We'll also take an honest, serious look at it.
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And in the spirit of doing that, I'm not into,
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regular porn.
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No, I, I, I understand, like what
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once you've gone through, a series of regular porn.
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Regular porn just doesn't do it for you anymore.
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But I, I like a scantily clad
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woman as opposed to full moon,
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like a sexy outfit does.
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It does it better for me then, than full porn?
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I don't like cock in my porn.
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That's just me.
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I might not be normal, but, But I'm here
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as a medical professional.
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Masturbation is very healthy.
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Despite
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things like, oh, you keep doing that, you'll go blind.
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You get hair on the palms of your hands.
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These are lies that were spread.
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I don't know why someone would want to control us.
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What we do in our private time.
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But, the last couple of weeks, I've been talking about
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patterns like,
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Our our sleep patterns.
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It's very important
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that we stick to a schedule.
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And and that schedule
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keeps us healthy and in the right mindset.
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Circadian rhythm is what that's called.
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But also the, the
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sexual release that is, that is necessary.
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You've got to find time to take care of yourself.
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And, I'm sure you've heard the phrase, if you want something done right,
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you've just do it yourself.
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Well, sometimes if you want something done at all, you've got to do it yourself.
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Specially, you know, knocked down in the morning.
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Would now,
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Let's see.
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I told you I was going to get personal.
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This is only way I'm going to get people to watch.
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My boring content is if I actually divulge
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some real life stories here.
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So here it is.
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Brutal honesty.
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Growing up didn't have access to porn, I,
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I actually used the the blurry, fuzzed out channels at the end of the the cable
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and and you could just barely see like, was that a nipple?
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You know, it's like it was it was slim pickings.
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And then one day, walking through the woods found someone's porn stash.
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Now, I thought a porn stash was the curlicue mustache from the 70s.
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Porn.
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But this guy, he must have had a change in his living situation.
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Had to quickly get rid of the porn out of his house.
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So he had these nudie magazines that are in a,
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brown paper grocery bag, and he just toss them out in the woods,
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and it became my porn stash when I was, I don't know, ten, 11, 12 years old.
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And, that's that was my first experience with, you know, boobies.
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And, it was.
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Yeah, it was a, healthy eye opening experience for me,
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but I've never been to the sperm bank.
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But it has often worried me.
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You know, if I get in and the material they have is something I've seen before
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because it works like a charm the first time.
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Well, once you've once you've already used the material.
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It's kind of old now.
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That's why I think people that get into the weird, strangely,
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midget porn and amputee porn, I just found out that existed.
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That's just a little weird.
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But, you know, for me,
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the scantily clad woman in a
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in a string bikini would do just fine, thank you very much.
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But, I do want to get into,
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you know, some pro tips on, where and when to do it,
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and, and, and since I am a medical professional,
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let's talk about the, the health benefits.
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Now, it can it can reduce stress.
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Help you sleep better?
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They've even said it removes aches and pains,
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but I've been I've been kind of sore from doing it too much.
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Honestly.
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And and like I said, to keep up with your circadian rhythm.
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If, if you, if you don't use it, you lose it.
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It's the same is true with sperm production.
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So, when, foreign dignitaries used to visit,
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they would always
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have in mind
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they want a full belly and empty bottles.
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So they get, a hearty meal and a prostitute.
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It does, blow up doll
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counters brought us, masturbation, I vote yes.
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No masturbation.
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It, normally we date back to the Greeks and Romans, right?
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This goes way back further than that.
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There is evidence of, female masturbation in the
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the art, the, the cave paintings in on the island of Malta.
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Those are 6000 year old cave paintings
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with female masturbation like dildos.
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Now, I don't I don't get female masturbation.
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I can only give it to you from the male perspective.
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And, and I, for one, am a filthy pervert.
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But I guess my best advice is in the form
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of a mount Rushmore.
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The four best places to do it at home.
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To not get the one thing, Mount Rushmore, because they are not ranked
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one through four.
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It is just.
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Oh, they're not in any order.
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Include, but not limited to.
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In your car.
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Right in your driveway.
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Not someone else's property.
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Don't drive away.
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Right in your driveway.
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The basement.
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Don't rule out the basement might not be comfortable,
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but the temperature is always better than the rest of the house.
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It takes longer to
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for someone to find you, so clean up, you get a little extra time
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and yeah, and you won't be disturbed.
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Generally.
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The bar.
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Hello. Here we are in the barn.
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But if you're like me, too lazy to leave
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bed under the couch,
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whip it out.
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So we're talking about,
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Wanking.
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Feeding the ducks.
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Distributing free literature.
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What are the other names for this?
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I can't even get my producer to play the Mount Rushmore
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jibber.
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But, here's a mount Rushmore
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of health benefits to masturbation.
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I don't need a stinking member.
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Health masturbation.
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Alphas for masturbation include,
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masturbation can can help you relax and relieve stress.
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Pain relief.
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Masturbation can help relieve menstrual cramps and muscle tension.
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Improved mood.
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Masturbation can boost your mood and help prevent anxiety and depression.
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Improve self-esteem masturbation can help improve your body image and self-esteem
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better to any sexual preferences.
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This is a good one.
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Masturbation can help you learn what you like and don't like sexually
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enhanced sex life restoration can help you have a better sex life.
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Stronger pelvic and anal muscles masturbation
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can strengthen the muscles in your pelvic and anal areas.
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Now, remember the movie There's Something About Mary?
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What's is as bend
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whatever got, jizz in his hair.
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He he wanted to whack off before his date, so he was all horny for the date,
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and and like me, no.
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My superpower is I spray jizz all over the place and out of control.
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I mean, most of it stays kind of in the same area, but,
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sometimes it's over on the wall, or it's like, behind my elbow.
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Like, I couldn't even do that trying.
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I don't even know how it got there, but, Yeah, it'll split.
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You know where I,
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So, I'm not sure
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if you can use the jizz power for good
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or if it's just just messy and or evil,
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but, I've ruled out evil
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because it is a healthy, natural thing.
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And that is my understanding that only mammals
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will have sex for fun.
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So obviously, masturbation
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is a sex act just for fun, because it's not for procreation.
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And the only the only creatures
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that I've actually witnessed
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having sex for fun are humans and dolphins.
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I think that's kind of interesting.
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Roll a clip, Brady.
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I mean, roll the clip.
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Brady.
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Well, I'm gonna go whip up the back,
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I dozed off,
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I was not touching my ride.
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It's just I just I just thought it was.
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No, I might do the eyes.
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I don't want to. I thought.
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All that sound bites.
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Over your.
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Your your voice,
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my soul. Are
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my soul.
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Is your.
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As I'm dancing.
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Don't worry.
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It's all right.
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Your.
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Your all right.
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My watch, your.
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There's also.
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I it's not a.
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Sports.
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Sometimes.
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This was for that time I saw your family.
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A the such a society.
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So was I.
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I, I saw the rings I got.
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You got started by the shots and the my dog
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and I saw.
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Oh, that's a bias.
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Don't.
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Know your voice.
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My soul was I.
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It's all I saw.
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Before you go on.
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Your sound does.
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Don't all your.
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Your your.
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So I my son watch on.
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This all takes on.
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Missiles.
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I know that.
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Is not a song.
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Is not.
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Is all your is I'm like
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I was my God I, I find it's.
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And I just, I just want to as it
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I don't yours I don't want you.
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Oh my boy
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yeah that got me fired up.
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That was super cool.
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I enjoyed the crap out of that.
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That's nice.
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I, I've been practicing for this show
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all week, so my hands are a little sticky.
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I should have probably walked up before this started.
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Oh, You know what?
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I've been practicing for years.
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I don't know when I'm going to the, like, get, like,
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take it to the next level, like become a professional.
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But lawyers and doctors still practice their,
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their profession.
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So I'm still practicing masturbation.
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Should we do a demonstration?
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We love to do a demonstration like.
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No, no, please.
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No. Okay, okay.
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I, I was just asking, you know, our legal department,
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you should always ask before you do that with.
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Okay, okay.
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I started the show naked. I thought it'd be fun.
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I was, yeah, well, I make jokes.
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That's what I do.
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I make jokes, okay? Like, here's one.
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Like, when, regular,
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regular, pornographic material doesn't work.
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I used to get the Sears catalog.
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I would just.
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By the time I got to like the craftsman, I could set.
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Pull your taffy.
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Oh, this is a.
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We'll just have other names for masturbation.
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Now, how many did you put on there?
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I like distributing free literature here.
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We can make it a game.
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So would this be sorry?
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I know there's not genders nowadays, but would this be female or male masturbation?
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Do you think this is male?
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Definitely male. That one was easy.
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Yeah. It's harder. It gets harder.
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I know my mine doesn't.
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After I'm done, it's way softer.
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It gets harder
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when when the milk appears, it gets.
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It gets softer.
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That's another male.
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I think they're I think they're all going to be male.
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For the bean.
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So did you say you don't consider female masturbation?
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Well, I just don't know enough about it
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to really speak intelligently.
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Oh, yeah, I don't know.
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I think about it nonstop, but, The Wire,
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now, that one, that one might be female with the way.
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Yeah, that actually is just female.
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No. You know how you think when you're having sex, you should make
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the porn video, but you really shouldn't because you look terrible.
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Or, like, when you're all hunched over your drum kit
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and you don't realize that your your, your posture is so terrible,
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imagine filming yourself masturbating
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that that cannot be a good look.
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I take the fifth.
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Okay,
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well, remember I said something about the Greeks and Romans?
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Greeks considered a type of thing.
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The Romans.
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This is interesting because it was the Roman chariots.
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The Roman,
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horses, asses that, determine the
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the gauge of the, axles for Roman chariots, the
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the grooves that they dug in created roads throughout Europe.
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The British wagon makers use that gauge so they wouldn't
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break their trailers and their their axles.
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So they continued using the Roman original gauge for the two horses asses,
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for their gauge.
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When they started making trains in America, they use that same
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gauge, same reason.
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And two horses, two Roman horses asses.
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So then they cut some, Charles
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through the mountains to get it to ship.
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Stuff to NASA,
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over to Houston to launch the space shuttle,
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and, Oh, actually.
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So Houston was mission control, but they shot off from actually,
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Cape Canaveral or some part of Florida.
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But regardless, they had to get the, the tanks, the,
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the giant fuel tanks for the space shuttle through the mountains
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and get to go on the railroad, which was gauge
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two to Roman horses asses
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all the way to the launch point.
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So the space shuttle fuel tanks were set
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specifically
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by 2000 year old horses.
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Same reason.
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Now, maybe it's not the same reason, but I, raised my hand.
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If I masturbate left hand because that's my left hand
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and I'm right handed. Now.
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Roman's masturbated left handed now.
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I'm not sure if this is related,
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because there's
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also a lefty thing going on in my family tree.
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I think it skips a generation.
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My grandfather was left handed. My father's right hand.
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I am right here.
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But my brothers left handed.
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Does this generation only get one person?
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Because my grandfather also taught me
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not how to masturbate, but how to play pool.
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And I shoot billiards left handed.
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And the related?
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Was it the Roman horses asses?
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Was it the space shuttle?
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I don't know, but I've got a jacket
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over at
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the lab coat actually.
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Just in case I want to mix up a batch.
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I mean, with my chemistry set, of course.
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Semen.
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No, no, I don't like boats or large bodies of water.
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Semen. I couldn't be a semen.
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I'm scared.
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Scared?
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His pants.
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Box. The Jesuit,
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I think that's female.
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Female?
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Yeah, yeah.
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So we can a Jesuit.
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But why do you have a Jesuit?
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Click.
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Rollie. Click.
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Brady.
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Give me that.
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That's the last one I just sent you.
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The Fight Club clip. It's like 14 seconds.
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Oh, the second one. Right.
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I got to do that first. You. Good idea.
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Good, good good.
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Good point.
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Yeah.
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Self-improvement.
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I'm sorry for guys packed into gyms trying to look like how Calvin Klein
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or Tommy Hilfiger said they should have when the Mavericks like this.
00:25:54
Copyright stress of improvement is masturbation a self destruct
00:26:00
excuse?
00:26:03
Here you go.
00:26:05
I'm not sure I got that, self-improvement.
00:26:09
Sorry for guys after rage.
00:26:11
Jim's trying to help.
00:26:12
Like Calvin Klein or Tommy Hilfiger said they should.
00:26:15
I thought you said mental masturbation, but whatever.
00:26:19
Self-improvement is, masturbation.
00:26:21
A self destruct
00:26:23
excuse if you equating masturbation with self-destruction.
00:26:29
That doesn't seem like a fair assessment.
00:26:32
I, I'm taking a pro
00:26:35
stance on masturbation, in case you haven't noticed.
00:26:39
You get paid. You said you don't.
00:26:40
You don't go to the, sperm bank College kids do between.
00:26:46
I've never been donate liquids
00:26:49
just to pay for some tuition and books.
00:26:52
Yeah.
00:26:54
I'm gonna start the show by telling you a story
00:26:58
about a guy that goes to his rabbi and says, Rabbi,
00:27:02
you never believe what happened to me.
00:27:04
My son left the house and became a Christian.
00:27:07
The rabbi said,
00:27:09
never believe what happened to me.
00:27:11
My son left the house to and became a Christian. So what do we do?
00:27:13
We pray to God.
00:27:15
They pray to God.
00:27:15
And God said, you never believe what happened to me.
00:27:26
That was pretty good.
00:27:27
We were reacting.
00:27:28
Bringing the Jew was up to somebody.
00:27:30
Bringing the Jew was my thing.
00:27:31
Are you still in my thing?
00:27:32
Yeah. We we.
00:27:33
Rabbi, are you gonna do bring the Jew already box to Jesuit?
00:27:39
Sorry.
00:27:39
The segue is when the segue is flow,
00:27:42
you can't stop it with digital masturbation.
00:27:45
Z, you.
00:27:49
We know what you were doing real quietly.
00:27:52
I got to go whack off right now.
00:27:55
That. No, that's the thing about.
00:27:57
Do I remember my screen?
00:27:59
I can't see you remember, the rhythmic pattern is a dead giveaway.
00:28:04
But then even when you're done, try to get your breathing under control.
00:28:09
Like it is tough to hide the fact that you were masturbating seconds ago.
00:28:13
Why are you hiding it
00:28:16
or you're not that good?
00:28:17
Yeah, to avoid an uncomfortable conversation.
00:28:21
It's.
00:28:21
It's terrible because he's behind the dumpster somewhere.
00:28:24
Sorry. This is already an uncomfortable conversation.
00:28:26
With who? Your mom.
00:28:29
Okay, that's a great.
00:28:30
Wait, wait.
00:28:31
More realistically, that's a great example.
00:28:34
Yeah, that's another great example I.
00:28:37
So in my family, I'm going to get real personal to wait.
00:28:40
Yeah.
00:28:40
You don't have to I mean I'm willing to divulge everything.
00:28:43
Lord.
00:28:44
And my wife knows the rules since I've been married
00:28:47
even before I got married.
00:28:48
I have sex every day with or without her.
00:28:50
Right.
00:28:51
If you want something done at all, sometimes you have to do it yourself.
00:28:56
Well, I didn't necessarily say do it myself,
00:28:58
but I guess that would be an option to.
00:29:01
Right?
00:29:03
Yeah.
00:29:03
You don't have to divulge anything.
00:29:04
I I've been pretty pretty open and forthcoming with my playtime
00:29:10
forthcoming.
00:29:11
Forthcoming. Yes.
00:29:14
First off, second off, third off and forthcoming.
00:29:17
But, third of
00:29:20
forthcoming pull one's pud.
00:29:23
Yeah, that's male, by the way.
00:29:26
I don't call mine applied because it would hurt his little feelings.
00:29:29
Who would ever call their own penis right.
00:29:34
Lies kind of like a little.
00:29:37
You're going to see.
00:29:39
Yeah. George does.
00:29:41
I know to become a Patreon?
00:29:48
Is that the only fans playing?
00:29:50
I don't know, Cyclops.
00:29:52
Playing tug war with crap.
00:29:56
Sorry. I'm going too fast.
00:29:57
Playing tug of war with the. See, that's what.
00:29:58
That's what she says to.
00:30:07
Shift gears.
00:30:07
I like that.
00:30:09
Right?
00:30:09
Oral.
00:30:13
So if you do with the left hand, do you do you often try
00:30:16
with the right hand as the stranger put put your right hand asleep?
00:30:20
Oh, I'm sitting on her right now.
00:30:23
All right, let's try this out.
00:30:25
No, I usually need the,
00:30:28
the the visual materials.
00:30:30
Some some hands. Gotta hold something.
00:30:32
Some hands get a hold of the other thing.
00:30:34
It's like I'm multitasking here.
00:30:38
Wax the dolphin.
00:30:40
Oh, I think we have our first by gender.
00:30:42
That could be either.
00:30:44
No, that's just male.
00:30:49
Or. I don't know how it works.
00:30:50
It's females.
00:30:52
Okay, let's be honest.
00:30:53
I don't know how this is.
00:30:55
Let me look at this notebook.
00:30:57
Because some of them look like dolphins.
00:31:01
You know, body parts look like dolphins.
00:31:04
There's nothing wrong here.
00:31:05
I mentioned dolphins in my monologue.
00:31:07
Did you guys catch my monologue today?
00:31:09
I did, it was great.
00:31:10
I forgot it all, but it was great.
00:31:12
Let's let's watch it again.
00:31:14
Yeah, let's let's just keep watching it.
00:31:17
Here's the first.
00:31:17
I noticed that there was a decent amount of, lip smacks in the monologue today.
00:31:22
Really? It's the.
00:31:23
It's what I drink. I don't like.
00:31:25
Are you sure they were lip smacks?
00:31:27
Maybe it was something else going on below the camera.
00:31:30
And once you focus
00:31:31
in on the lip smacks, that's all you can listen to.
00:31:34
It's all you hear.
00:31:35
Yeah. It's just like.
00:31:36
Oh, or eating food or.
00:31:40
Oh, I watch.
00:31:42
You know what I watched, drawing
00:31:44
crab legs over and over, and I masturbated to that.
00:31:47
That was pretty good footage.
00:31:48
There's another pro tip.
00:31:51
Masturbate to fly drones live.
00:31:54
This is this.
00:31:56
Your innuendo is in my end.
00:31:58
Oh, it's off the charts.
00:31:59
Oh, the second kid clip today.
00:32:02
I've got a pro tip.
00:32:04
I did steal it from.
00:32:05
There's something about Mary.
00:32:07
Fondle your flagpole. I'm not a big fan.
00:32:10
Like, it's pretty straightforward.
00:32:14
Yeah.
00:32:14
Your belly stick. If the head of your penis
00:32:18
looks like a flag, you should see a doctor.
00:32:20
Yeah,
00:32:22
I'm thinking
00:32:22
about getting a flag tattooed to the end.
00:32:25
Something has become a jar.
00:32:28
Oh, hey, oh.
00:32:31
A mile in Mr.
00:32:33
Lee's shoes.
00:32:35
No, it's male, but no
00:32:39
Mr. Wiggly.
00:32:41
There we go.
00:32:42
You know, if your feet were penises, that would be a fun mile.
00:32:47
What in the hell,
00:32:50
All right. I'm.
00:32:51
I'm not a doctor,
00:32:53
but you play one on the internet.
00:32:57
No, I've got this new hoodie.
00:32:59
You're not going to believe how I got it.
00:33:03
There's a hint right on the shirt.
00:33:07
You'd have to know
00:33:08
the last name of one of our guests to figure out
00:33:12
who left this at my house.
00:33:19
Was it yogurt?
00:33:20
It is.
00:33:23
Thanks for the hoodie, brother.
00:33:26
Who the fuck is breathing in the microphone now?
00:33:29
See, now you're making me notice everything.
00:33:32
I'm trying not to
00:33:33
lip smack one thing at a time.
00:33:36
I saw here. Hum.
00:33:39
Is he eating crab legs again?
00:33:42
That was kind of sexy, right?
00:33:46
Do I have everything all wrong?
00:33:47
If we're going right into Asmr, I we we could.
00:33:50
I have some stirring of macaroni and cheese.
00:33:54
Oh. Why don't you play the second of the two?
00:33:57
The the kid video, the over the top or is be over
00:34:02
the top with the, the words over my face, the red lettering over my face.
00:34:07
Yeah. What happened there?
00:34:08
I think you played too many.
00:34:09
You recorded 60 minutes that day or.
00:34:13
Oh, crap.
00:34:14
Were you able to record again after that or is it stuck there?
00:34:16
I haven't tried it again.
00:34:17
I thought you had to fix that on your end.
00:34:20
No, it has nothing to do with me.
00:34:21
That's just the app you have on your phone. Can have it.
00:34:26
You have to pay for it because I want.
00:34:28
No, no, no, I think that's why I see that
00:34:31
something came up the the, You'll see.
00:34:34
Oh, I'll. Something's going to come up. All right.
00:34:37
No point me explaining it.
00:34:39
Okay. Well, then just play the clip.
00:34:42
I'm looking for the kid's bumper.
00:34:43
There's too much new shit in this corner.
00:34:45
140 oh, kids with safety glasses and a wheel to.
00:34:48
Not just no plastic.
00:34:50
Yeah, I can't get around. I can't even.
00:34:53
I must be on.
00:34:54
Yes you do.
00:34:54
I need to bring the captain's back.
00:34:57
I will bring the captain's back.
00:34:58
Any kids involved?
00:35:00
Just the one you want.
00:35:01
Is this the one you want to play first?
00:35:03
Yes. Once there's children involved. Oh.
00:35:08
All right.
00:35:09
Okay.
00:35:10
That test power, I don't know.
00:35:13
Lyrics and subscribe is what it says.
00:35:15
Oh, it has a power blender right down.
00:35:17
Oh no kidding.
00:35:18
Okay. Let's call that maybe the watermark for free.
00:35:21
Okay. Yeah. We're.
00:35:22
You guys might recognize us as the two of us.
00:35:24
Yep.
00:35:25
And, I'm now the.
00:35:26
I'm taking over the moniker of the big bad Gary.
00:35:30
Yeah.
00:35:30
So I must have gotten pretty wasted last week.
00:35:33
I don't remember taking you do this on purpose, but,
00:35:36
there's already a title screen up, and it's masturbation.
00:35:39
So, we're going to be able to talk about masturbation for what, 3.5 hours?
00:35:45
Yeah. Yeah.
00:35:46
I mean, oh. Hold it.
00:35:47
Can't leave till 130, motherfucker. Right. I think it's a freebie.
00:35:49
All right.
00:35:51
I've been here since 930. You could perform live.
00:35:53
I mean, I can do with an audience.
00:35:55
Yeah. No, I yeah, yeah, yeah, I've tried before it.
00:35:57
The time is right is when it's like, like 1 or 2 people.
00:36:00
I mean, I remember the joke, you know, your mom walks in.
00:36:03
What do you doing over there? I can't make it strong.
00:36:05
I remember that, yeah.
00:36:06
Yeah, but I wouldn't have I wouldn't.
00:36:09
We got to play them live I mean I don't punchline there in case you missed.
00:36:12
Yeah. No I, I yeah I've tried.
00:36:14
Yeah it doesn't really work right.
00:36:16
Like like 1 or 2 people.
00:36:17
I mean I remember the joke, you know, your mom walks
00:36:19
in, what do you do, make eye contact and finish strong?
00:36:22
I remember that, yeah.
00:36:23
Yeah, but I wouldn't have I wouldn't be able to.
00:36:26
But I do have a pro tip.
00:36:28
Yeah. And it's go to, you know what.
00:36:29
Like here it is over and
00:36:31
and you get worried about a hurry, clean up, rub it in like lotion
00:36:36
balm.
00:36:37
Rub it in like lotion.
00:36:39
Yeah. You could try that. Definitely.
00:36:41
If you never do that, let me know how it works.
00:36:43
Because I've never thought of that, but I am very curious.
00:36:46
Now, what, what the outcome of that would be if you got.
00:36:51
I don't even. That's never crossed my mind.
00:36:52
I have no idea.
00:36:54
He really is intrigued.
00:36:55
You know, the outcome I threw him.
00:36:58
For all we know, we know what comes out.
00:37:01
All the gentleman at 123 pounds with safety
00:37:05
glasses and a will to not just class, but also his.
00:37:08
And you know, what is the kid?
00:37:10
What is he is my mom.
00:37:13
Do we lose draw your frozen eye clothes.
00:37:17
Are there any kids in this segment and walked all the fuck over them?
00:37:21
And I apologize from the center of my oh, I see, that's fine.
00:37:26
I'm also trying to send a link
00:37:27
to the same clip that just went right after the kid automatically in the play.
00:37:31
Yeah, yeah, do it. But.
00:37:35
Because then I don't want to.
00:37:37
Oh, six minute night.
00:37:40
I'm going to play all six minutes of that.
00:37:41
One of the ten.
00:37:43
Oh yes. It's worth it.
00:37:46
I know this,
00:37:48
I'm on this.
00:37:50
We have a lot of wrap tonight.
00:37:51
You sure you don't want to save it? Cut!
00:37:53
Oh, no.
00:37:53
I should write in my phone.
00:37:55
Just fucked up as he
00:37:59
picks up the phone that no one asked for my goddamn softballs.
00:38:02
So I pulled out my Sam Purdy.
00:38:05
So I was thinking I fell faster than your mommy Swat guys.
00:38:08
A Vicks VapoRub.
00:38:09
Like a sore jack on my nerves sitting not about giving my balls a ton.
00:38:13
I was thinking not so much. Hold on her.
00:38:16
No fucking chance
00:38:17
of squirting my baby pictures of my baby sure is getting me off properly.
00:38:22
Thinking about it now, Janet Reno sloppily.
00:38:24
I'm also going to pass on my first two sharing.
00:38:27
I got the creepy old sister and my check off station layer.
00:38:31
Found something. Just saying right?
00:38:33
Turn that juice back for sure. So tight.
00:38:35
This one's covering that baby boy.
00:38:37
Oh, gets your sister. You know
00:38:41
it's already on you to get us
00:38:44
every night.
00:38:45
You know, even this is.
00:38:48
I slept together really quickly.
00:38:50
Get come some us.
00:38:52
Oh, you need to mention this.
00:38:53
I'm. Just leave me alone.
00:38:55
Like I can't really afford another me.
00:38:57
That's the one before it feel so cool
00:39:01
I can't stop.
00:39:02
Throw me, get my jacket on I thought about it
00:39:05
from my bad hardcore bitch.
00:39:07
I'm always horny.
00:39:08
I'm always waking up hard in the morning.
00:39:10
I'm hardly sorry.
00:39:12
It is always grab my dick when I'm ravenous or awakened.
00:39:15
I'm sorry. Shit.
00:39:16
But I can't stop these visions.
00:39:19
Chocolate. I'm under it.
00:39:20
I'll never stop pounding it.
00:39:22
My arm says Aikman, needs a minute to rest my energy spend.
00:39:26
But give me a second. I hate this place.
00:39:29
It's like a habit when I'm not pressing, man.
00:39:31
I can't stand it when it's not happening.
00:39:33
Just hoping I get a reaction, man.
00:39:35
Let me check it later.
00:39:36
I'm only going through the motions, man.
00:39:39
I like it when I'm using motion Man.
00:39:41
And I'm turning it on. Step on.
00:39:44
Oh, dang,
00:39:47
those are great birds with your fist.
00:39:48
All you need is that motion in your arm and your wrist.
00:39:51
Can't get a picture that I'm not using the on the red.
00:39:56
Don't get stuck with your face or your knees.
00:39:58
I got I to go get a solitary.
00:40:02
Oh, you need to stop.
00:40:03
This is to stop it.
00:40:07
Stop it fast.
00:40:08
Stop me I would you be so you need to stop,
00:40:13
stop, stop
00:40:16
stop it.
00:40:16
Yes, yes, I would you be. Yes.
00:40:19
Oh, you need to stop masturbation.
00:40:22
The Bible says some assassination
00:40:25
parts waiting for some young boys while he's on the other side of the booth.
00:40:28
Fucking this bullshit with fun toys.
00:40:30
He says hemorrhoids is the reason why he grunts in the booth and he walks funny.
00:40:34
Sometimes he talks funny like drink the blood of Jesus.
00:40:37
Grab a penis. Come on son.
00:40:38
He cracks past me.
00:40:40
You call it blasphemy, I call it masterpiece.
00:40:42
I like the last song we tried to run Beat Maker on the iPhone three.
00:40:46
I made a video of me
00:40:47
with a mirror self raping so I can masturbate to me masturbating.
00:40:51
To me, masturbating is the key.
00:40:52
I need ass and he takes some anal beads. Check my gag.
00:40:55
No playing till I break out the fucking machine.
00:40:58
Very simple.
00:40:58
Beat both hands.
00:40:59
One of my cock, one of my shit hole children.
00:41:02
It's very simple to come past like a pimple.
00:41:05
I get more cum flowing in Japanese and I'm talking a Shirley Temple.
00:41:10
No stroking, stroking my hand like a Jack's mom's ask for my dick.
00:41:13
All alone, all alone.
00:41:20
Always save the best for last.
00:41:21
But Gary, you.
00:41:24
There it is.
00:41:28
And this is 100% legitimate effort.
00:41:31
I don't give a fuck about your notion.
00:41:34
And your mom and your wrist and your mother and they don't get a specific.
00:41:37
That's all you need is.
00:41:38
That's not in the norm. Exactly.
00:41:40
I know, but I don't get the stuff with your face.
00:41:42
Yeah, with a machine on your wrist, and they don't get us out of Syria.
00:41:46
So you shut up to create a sculpture for us.
00:41:51
We're stuck with you.
00:41:52
This is how it should be.
00:41:55
So you need to stop this sculpture office so it's best stop, stop.
00:42:03
Would you be necessary to subject us a sculpture?
00:42:08
Yes, yes, yes,
00:42:12
I would say yes.
00:42:13
Yes, I would just.
00:42:16
This.
00:42:17
No, there's
00:42:20
a stone office.
00:42:22
Yes, I out. Oh.
00:42:27
I'm get.
00:42:33
Target is passed out and the lazy boy.
00:42:38
This hot dog update was brought to you by
00:42:41
truck and it's blistered you things can be discouraged,
00:42:45
but this deep, purposeful turn made me finish with a flourish.
00:42:50
I'm sure it's just burning cause I'm too lazy
00:42:54
like I had. This was true.
00:42:56
Do you think you can be discouraged of this deep for void
00:42:59
turn made me finish with a flourish I'm sure it's just burning.
00:43:04
Cause I'm using dirty words as mom was right,
00:43:08
dad turns out all lousy speller.
00:43:11
Yes, Wolf man, the half Helen Keller
00:43:15
I found myself so much, I switched to Sudoku.
00:43:20
Oh, no, you should do you is hands free for static.
00:43:25
I can orgasm free when,
00:43:30
I like grams.
00:43:31
Or perhaps, strong.
00:43:35
Free.
00:43:38
Hey, guys.
00:43:39
I'm sure ways to do it, but
00:43:42
just know what I forgot.
00:43:44
So you
00:43:46
all right? Oh.
00:43:56
Oh. Oh, fuck.
00:43:58
Oh, good.
00:43:59
And, guys, I'm feeling 50. Do it. My.
00:44:01
I had a blister.
00:44:03
Did things get hard?
00:44:05
I conquered a contest.
00:44:10
Wow. Talk about that.
00:44:11
Because.
00:44:12
Oh, kill that, kill it, kill that.
00:44:15
So don't jump ahead.
00:44:17
Don't jump ahead of you.
00:44:18
Wait wait, wait.
00:44:19
And so have you ever failed like you were too wasted to finish.
00:44:22
Or too sore to get the job done yourself?
00:44:27
No. I have really.
00:44:32
Oh, yeah.
00:44:32
I'm sure there's plenty times that I like.
00:44:34
Would have like to drive home, but I was too wasted.
00:44:36
Like to even stand up.
00:44:38
Right.
00:44:39
And so no, not like I gave up in the middle.
00:44:42
I was like, oh, okay, I'll just tomorrow.
00:44:45
Wait, are you.
00:44:45
You're talking about drinking and you're talking about masturbating.
00:44:48
So this is fun. Okay, interesting.
00:44:51
It brings up a good question.
00:44:52
Do you find that it's harder to masturbate or cum in general when you're drunk?
00:44:56
Yes, obviously. Clearly.
00:44:58
Sometimes it's fun because it lasts longer than about.
00:45:00
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:45:02
Wait, where do you get older?
00:45:04
But then then it gets frustrated.
00:45:06
It's like, do I have to wait till I get older?
00:45:08
No way to get older.
00:45:09
And then it almost never happens.
00:45:11
I mean, it happens all the time, but it almost it almost never happens.
00:45:15
And then until it.
00:45:16
Yeah, you know, no one knows what you're talking about.
00:45:18
Certainly never happens.
00:45:19
Quick, if you know what I'm saying.
00:45:21
Yeah.
00:45:21
You can't have to talk around the topic this this week.
00:45:25
You can't really go.
00:45:27
I kind of wanted to go headlong into it, but it's it's tough.
00:45:30
It is taboo because it is private.
00:45:33
It's not appropriate conversation.
00:45:35
What are we doing down there when you bring your head into it?
00:45:39
Can you do that?
00:45:40
I hear a few people could do that.
00:45:42
Really stretchy people.
00:45:43
Oh. I brought up another interesting topic in my lyrics.
00:45:47
Free masturbation, like the Buddhist,
00:45:49
can get themselves into this mental state of euphoria.
00:45:53
Can you actually just mentally yourself?
00:45:58
Orgasm? I've never been that angry.
00:46:01
Well, I mean, just like grinding it into, like, a mattress simultaneously count or.
00:46:06
No, it's literally mental masturbation.
00:46:09
It's like really like
00:46:12
a little bit like the the word is tantric.
00:46:16
Oh, Sanskrit.
00:46:18
Nice. Tantric.
00:46:19
Think
00:46:20
to come without, what was there a big set of song, physical, touching.
00:46:26
We've already got
00:46:28
mashups,
00:46:31
tons of mash up, like so many mash ups.
00:46:34
Like. Listen, do you want to hear.
00:46:35
We don't want to, like, I like a mash up.
00:46:39
I already had to Mount Rushmore, as I still haven't heard the singer for that.
00:46:44
Here's here's what you didn't hear. The Stinger.
00:46:46
I played it, did you?
00:46:48
Well, I do a quick Google search.
00:46:49
Didn't find it yet, if anybody knows what I'm talking about.
00:46:51
There was either a band named tantric or a song called tantric.
00:46:54
I'm pretty sure was a band, so if anyone one would, I'll look at
00:46:56
this one would not mash up.
00:46:58
Oh this is oh no, they woke up.
00:47:04
Oh the polarities.
00:47:05
The master. Right. Is it. Yeah.
00:47:09
Master, that sounds like they're just saying masturbate over and over again.
00:47:12
Think about like. Mom, I'm gonna come.
00:47:16
I'm gonna come. I'm gonna
00:47:20
masturbate,
00:47:21
masturbate, masturbate, masturbate.
00:47:26
I did, I'm gonna come by your mom.
00:47:30
I'm gonna come.
00:47:31
You did. Thank you. I'm gonna come.
00:47:34
Yeah,
00:47:36
I did way better now.
00:47:37
Yesterday I did.
00:47:40
You did leave it in the sofa. Yes.
00:47:43
Leave it in the salt.
00:47:44
Yeah. Oh, no.
00:47:45
I sucked it down pretty hard.
00:47:46
I'm gonna go in there so.
00:47:49
I'm gonna come back.
00:47:53
It feels like
00:47:56
right past the right,
00:47:59
like Master Bag.
00:48:01
Come.
00:48:02
I have to agree with you on that issue that.
00:48:05
Do not think about my mom.
00:48:09
I not that that helps you not come.
00:48:11
I just want to be clear. Right.
00:48:13
You're not one of those second right?
00:48:15
Are you telling us to do that?
00:48:19
Why would you be telling you?
00:48:20
Quoting lyrics to a song that was just playing.
00:48:23
Can you send me some pictures of your mom before I decide I love you?
00:48:27
Right. Yeah.
00:48:28
It's, It'll help you decide, but you're not gonna side with me.
00:48:33
Really?
00:48:33
Because, if you think about my mom, though, send that clip to me.
00:48:37
I'd love to have that. Know.
00:48:43
If I would know, what is it?
00:48:52
Is this just in,
00:48:54
like, I should do it because you don't know what it is?
00:48:57
Because Justin appears to have discovered the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
00:49:01
Holy shit.
00:49:02
What a Kyle looks like Jism.
00:49:06
It looks like a blob of sperm.
00:49:09
What you're seeing is an incredibly rare octopus, informally nicknamed the Casper
00:49:13
Octopus, the flying Spaghetti monster, the scorpion fish and the Scorpion fish.
00:49:18
Flying Spaghetti monster, the scorpion fish.
00:49:21
The fly just zips right past it.
00:49:23
Yeah, he just zips right past it like it's no big deal.
00:49:26
I did watch that clip this week.
00:49:29
So now you believe in God, right?
00:49:31
I believe that's what happens when you record.
00:49:35
Is that where we're diving?
00:49:37
No, I just this is breaking news.
00:49:40
Somebody in my ear
00:49:41
said the Flying Spaghetti Monster had been actually discovered.
00:49:43
And that was always one of the things that, yeah, this will just make it up.
00:49:47
So something actually made up became absolutely true.
00:49:50
So I argue that same everything, everything is made up for.
00:49:56
Everything.
00:49:57
It's not yet you say everything is true.
00:50:02
Everything.
00:50:03
Everything is true and everything is true.
00:50:06
And that's what makes it true.
00:50:07
Or we don't believe in that string theory nonsense
00:50:11
I don't sorry, I can't subscribe
00:50:14
because of 40 years of no progress.
00:50:17
Are those like it's legs or those, like, tentacles or like peanut?
00:50:21
They are like jellyfish tentacles.
00:50:23
Like jellyfish penises.
00:50:25
They're like jellyfish penises.
00:50:28
Yeah.
00:50:29
What?
00:50:31
Is it actually the box jellyfish will kill your ass.
00:50:36
Jellyfish? What's a jellyfish penis like?
00:50:40
Oh, look that up.
00:50:41
It's like, it's like a hold it up, baby.
00:50:43
It's like a really, really soft.
00:50:44
Like, you know, you're like the ballistics gel.
00:50:46
It's like a it's like a dildo made out of that tour. Stop.
00:50:52
Okay, I'll pull it up.
00:50:54
I will stop.
00:50:57
Oh, yeah.
00:50:58
The fuck this.
00:51:00
Come with me.
00:51:07
Okay.
00:51:07
I'm having trouble trying to sleep,
00:51:12
man. Don't shoving in my ass and shit.
00:51:15
But running out.
00:51:18
You know what?
00:51:18
If I don't know?
00:51:19
I know as soon as I put it in my fucking mouth, I get it.
00:51:23
Still, I try.
00:51:25
I got a bunch of young, young scout jobs in my mind.
00:51:31
Oh, my.
00:51:31
Oh, here we go.
00:51:34
Yeah, well, this is irritating.
00:51:36
I gotta go, I break.
00:51:42
I got to go.
00:51:44
I got fucked up.
00:51:45
I'm not able to sleep.
00:51:47
They're gonna blame me,
00:51:51
Right.
00:51:52
I've been watching all my stuff.
00:51:58
All right, we're going to get killed for playing that for sure.
00:52:00
Yeah. Oh, yeah.
00:52:02
But on my own. Here we go.
00:52:04
I wanted to know what that means, right?
00:52:06
I wanted an ass. The neon green penis.
00:52:10
How the masturbation part.
00:52:12
Wait. Get out of the way. Or I was talking to the.
00:52:14
Why did you. To rebuild those.
00:52:15
Oh. I'm sorry.
00:52:17
I was wondering if you take advantage of perspective,
00:52:19
if you are really more gigantic than the others.
00:52:21
Because I've heard that camera angle plays a lot in pornography.
00:52:25
Makes me feel inferior.
00:52:26
But it's the camera angle, so.
00:52:29
Oh, it is the camera angle.
00:52:30
See, now you're even bigger than Jordan.
00:52:31
I know he's at least, like, six feet.
00:52:34
Let me get on this motherfucker. Come.
00:52:36
You are six foot seven.
00:52:39
So that dildo is easily then five foot two.
00:52:43
So my question then green neon dildo is
00:52:46
what exactly are you and who you used for?
00:52:50
Like that's like, that's like the end, right?
00:52:52
You've I've seen some crazy bloody and somehow
00:52:56
managed to, get extremely large things in areas that it probably
00:53:01
then is no longer fun for a human to, partake in that after the fact.
00:53:04
No, no, it's stretch,
00:53:06
it's elastic, it stretches out, and then it snaps back into shape.
00:53:10
Is that not the one?
00:53:11
Not the one that just, like, look, does it just go in without having to, like,
00:53:16
they can like just kind of a lot of them just see down there
00:53:19
a lot of them are really squishy big ones,
00:53:22
a lot of so what what they don't talk about is a lot of,
00:53:25
the anal play, the ones I trick, ones
00:53:29
I put more or no damage, more foam.
00:53:32
Yeah.
00:53:32
The rate of prolapse thing at a later age is very high.
00:53:36
So, seepage.
00:53:39
I love that. Think turns inside out.
00:53:41
All three of us are.
00:53:42
Oh, definitely.
00:53:43
Version. Oh, crap.
00:53:45
Yeah, yeah. Prolapse.
00:53:47
Is that what that is? Crap. You.
00:53:49
No, I don't want that. Yeah, because they do it.
00:53:52
It's just it gets to it gets blown out.
00:53:55
And the muscle that holds it, together
00:53:59
doesn't, can't do its job anymore.
00:54:02
Forgive my naivety, but,
00:54:05
I'm told that you could massage the prostate
00:54:08
to for to cause a, an orgasm.
00:54:12
I've never tried.
00:54:13
You probably could, but, I mean, there's that word was our homos get like, the.
00:54:17
Because I never understood like, even with females, the aspect of, like,
00:54:22
the anal sex being
00:54:24
like, I thought like the the vagina is in the penis is where it was at.
00:54:28
Like.
00:54:28
Yeah, I think the pressure, the anal pressure against those parts
00:54:33
is, I guess, what supposedly do we have a prostate.
00:54:38
But for women, it's what you're saying. Yeah.
00:54:39
The pressure got the process. Yeah.
00:54:41
I don't know if it just makes it.
00:54:43
I would assume that you would also want vaginal stimulation as well, but,
00:54:47
I've, I've heard of some people that I've known
00:54:50
that have just they were really in the chick that was like,
00:54:54
apparently we're really into butt sex, like hardcore.
00:54:58
Why? Okay. Well that's cool.
00:55:00
I mean, I've never tried to shove my balls into my ass before.
00:55:03
It's just, I just, like, if you liked that, you would.
00:55:06
I would assume that you would like both then potentially.
00:55:09
But, like,
00:55:09
I don't know, I think there's some chicks that prefer the the butt, which to me,
00:55:14
I guess it's easier when it
00:55:15
comes to like, birth control, right?
00:55:19
I don't know, but I know there was a story that, there was a story that I do that
00:55:23
I worked with, told me that a friend of his, from a friend.
00:55:29
Well.
00:55:39
Maybe it was him.
00:55:40
I can't remember, but, fucking fucking to check in the ass.
00:55:43
And there was something, course, that was in there, and, left a little bit
00:55:47
of a, you know, a little bit of a where mark on the on the dick.
00:55:50
But, you know, he kept plugging at it and the the feces that got in there,
00:55:54
ended up, causing, a huge infection that, was, it was very terrible.
00:56:00
And, he ended up almost losing his, you know, almost lost his dick
00:56:03
because of it.
00:56:06
Yeah.
00:56:07
So, you know, as much as people want to poo poo on the gays, no pun intended.
00:56:12
Actually, that was kind of his big intended.
00:56:14
No, but you guys gotta watch out. That's like the Aids.
00:56:16
Monkeypox is what I just said.
00:56:18
Like that happening due to the fecal material.
00:56:20
It is a bacteria you like.
00:56:22
I don't know if you can. Just like, have oral.
00:56:24
Maybe that's like, I don't know, 69
00:56:28
is pretty fun, right?
00:56:31
Service announcement.
00:56:32
Public service announcement, please.
00:56:34
To prevent impacts.
00:56:35
Do not have anal sex with physicians on your penis.
00:56:39
That'd be great.
00:56:39
Asians, I would just say in general incision.
00:56:43
I, you know what? You have to look that up.
00:56:46
Nuclear fission. Nuke. Nuclear fission.
00:56:48
It's a it's kind of a sore kind of a cut, but it's a constant.
00:56:53
And here, let me show you.
00:56:54
You tell me if it's got visions. Oh, okay.
00:57:00
Maybe I misspoke.
00:57:01
You know, sometimes I'm ineffective.
00:57:03
Nerf.
00:57:03
Nerf I learned I never metaphor.
00:57:09
And then other times,
00:57:10
hey, don't knock masturbation at sex with someone I love.
00:57:15
Yeah, we see, that's the thing.
00:57:18
That's the wrong clip.
00:57:19
I don't mean to brag, but the ladies find me creepy,
00:57:23
but I think I'm kind of sexy.
00:57:26
Where's the clip?
00:57:30
I gotta roll that clip again.
00:57:32
I do it, though.
00:57:34
Not masturbation.
00:57:35
It's sex with someone I love.
00:57:39
There has not been
00:57:40
one fucked up on tonight's show.
00:57:43
Where's my rock?
00:57:43
Mount Rushmore has spoken for itself.
00:57:47
You got the Mount Rushmore ready?
00:57:49
Yeah.
00:57:49
The one thing on Mount Rushmore is they are not ranked one through four.
00:57:54
It is just. Oh, they're not for.
00:57:57
Did you hear it right to Mount Rushmore?
00:57:59
I don't know how you didn't hear that earlier. It did play earlier.
00:58:02
You bet you. Oh, so you related I don't know. What did you say?
00:58:05
Wound yourself somehow.
00:58:06
How could I ruin myself? Oh, no.
00:58:08
Excessive masturbation.
00:58:10
You're going to start knocking my hobbies. Jesus.
00:58:14
That was.
00:58:14
How long ago was that? It?
00:58:15
Was that your hair like,
00:58:18
for 42 years?
00:58:20
14 years? Okay.
00:58:22
Don't knock masturbation.
00:58:23
Had sex with someone I love long hair.
00:58:26
Didn't you have what I had to do, you know?
00:58:28
Yeah, but as far as the top is concerned, is the frontal is probably one
00:58:33
of my four places to hide.
00:58:35
So you don't get busted.
00:58:36
Basement, barn, car in the driveway and just,
00:58:41
you know, a lot of people say bathroom, but there's no comfortable place.
00:58:44
So, shower.
00:58:46
Who's busted?
00:58:47
Yeah, I know, I know, I don't want to.
00:58:50
I'm doing stuff work.
00:58:51
I don't need to stay in there.
00:58:53
I heard women masturbate in the shower.
00:58:55
I want it.
00:58:55
Yeah, yeah. Family feud.
00:58:56
I think shower was number one.
00:58:59
Shower was number one.
00:59:00
Bed is number two.
00:59:02
I think Gary admitted that he's cheating on his wife,
00:59:05
but he was.
00:59:06
I don't know, I just I can't he's hiding.
00:59:10
Yeah.
00:59:10
Does the hiding get you off more because I don't, I don't hide
00:59:14
I do it on my front porch.
00:59:15
I live on a main road.
00:59:17
I know how you do.
00:59:18
And that was one of my suggestion is like in the in the driveway.
00:59:21
But inside the car.
00:59:24
But no one can see what you're doing inside the car.
00:59:27
You're right. Then marry part.
00:59:30
Yeah, they can be the target parking lot.
00:59:33
Yeah. You know, was
00:59:35
he wee Herman got arrested for masturbating in a public theater.
00:59:40
Yeah, he got the wrong idea.
00:59:41
He thought that watching a porn movie meant
00:59:43
that you could masturbate in the theater as well.
00:59:45
And I don't blame him for thinking that, because what else do you like else?
00:59:49
So, you using porn? Yeah. Yeah.
00:59:50
Well, yeah.
00:59:51
Oh, you're all watching a thing that's like a NC 17, right?
00:59:54
A movie with some like.
00:59:55
Yeah, I you.
00:59:56
I'd be surprised if he was the only person not masturbating in the theater.
01:00:00
Seriously. Yeah, I doubt he was.
01:00:02
He was just the only famous person masturbating. Right?
01:00:05
Right.
01:00:05
Is anybody watch watch porn just to watch porn without that happy ending?
01:00:09
End game? No.
01:00:11
So then.
01:00:12
So then you say that move porn movie theaters.
01:00:15
I mean, I know I would be so, but I was to disagree, to say that
01:00:18
it's not only not not allowed, but it's expected.
01:00:22
I applaud you, it's free. What you don't.
01:00:25
Why do you think there's plastic all over the line?
01:00:28
Yeah. We had watched it.
01:00:30
I've watched a German video without the intent to masturbate to it. So
01:00:35
yeah, I had I when you would, you know.
01:00:39
Yeah. And there was a shift in the.
01:00:42
Yeah.
01:00:42
When they let you know you're watching a good porno
01:00:44
when they lay a sheet of plastic down first.
01:00:46
Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah.
01:00:48
I used to play play in bands with people and these groups of guys
01:00:53
that I played with when I was.
01:00:54
No, they were always in groups of guys.
01:00:57
No, no, no, a band music.
01:01:00
The part of me
01:01:02
would get their ID when I would get there, they would be watching porn
01:01:05
and they'll do, come on, you gotta check this out.
01:01:07
This is the greatest one ever. And I was like, wait, wait, wait.
01:01:09
No, what?
01:01:11
You. No, no, I, I'm no, I'm going to go I want to go and I so I never know
01:01:14
I never knew how it ended with them.
01:01:16
But that was not something I did.
01:01:18
But it was something they did like, oh, I don't
01:01:20
I don't think they jerked off or did anything with each other.
01:01:22
I just think they just there was just something they did.
01:01:24
It was it's in the same category private, personal,
01:01:27
not something you share with your friend.
01:01:29
You guys, if you're watching, you know exactly who you are to.
01:01:32
You know who I'm talking about. They're not watching.
01:01:34
They're not watching you.
01:01:36
They will. Now I'll reach out. All right.
01:01:39
I'm branching out.
01:01:40
That's another.
01:01:41
Another name for it. I'm reaching out.
01:01:43
That was pun intended.
01:01:45
All right,
01:01:47
all right, roll a clip. Ready? Bun?
01:01:48
Bun intended.
01:01:50
Too many should we should we should we go to the gym?
01:01:52
Where's the clip?
01:01:54
No, you can't you can't go to the gym.
01:01:56
You have to ride.
01:01:56
You all right?
01:01:57
You got to go to, Joe Rogan.
01:01:58
No, no, the setup is Jerry.
01:02:01
Okay?
01:02:01
All right.
01:02:01
Okay. I'm good.
01:02:02
Yep. No, the setup is Jerry, and then. Yes.
01:02:04
No. But Jerry.
01:02:05
So the Jerry one good.
01:02:08
The Jerry one is clipped up a little bit.
01:02:10
So any time that anyone wants to pause, go ahead and pause it.
01:02:12
But this is a, afterlife type, god type oh segment here.
01:02:19
Thanks.
01:02:20
Appreciate. It's got to smell.
01:02:22
This is the size I need because of my dick inside one half.
01:02:25
I need a rematch. Scriptures. That's for everybody.
01:02:28
For a chance to win $10,000, we got to get him off the show.
01:02:32
Who would disrespect the man, the myth, the legend like that.
01:02:35
Only catch is I'm a sinner. You're going to be.
01:02:38
You're going to make the gun go off.
01:02:39
They can't jack off. Was this. No.
01:02:42
You guys read the contract.
01:02:42
You got to have the sign
01:02:45
for their balls blow, because this is the Joe Show.
01:02:50
No way.
01:02:51
Jack off, which they can't do that.
01:02:54
That's the name of this show, the Joe Show.
01:02:56
It'd be great if this is real. It's real.
01:02:59
You sound like I've been.
01:03:01
I've been told some real stuff.
01:03:03
It was made up.
01:03:04
Oh, there's a pool I can't wait to. Can.
01:03:06
And this is.
01:03:07
This is totally Rory.
01:03:08
I'm 22.
01:03:09
I'm from La Hoya, California, and I work at GNC.
01:03:13
I love raids, raving is a lifestyle and it's a culture.
01:03:17
Did I mention Travis Scott is my favorite artist?
01:03:19
Travis.
01:03:20
No, no no, this isn't like that Chris Hansen shit, right?
01:03:26
I'm thinking, what up my name sir.
01:03:29
So yeah, I'm from Lake Elsinore, California.
01:03:31
I'd like to ride dirt bikes, like to drink energy drinks, and I also like to fuck.
01:03:35
I'm a sex addict.
01:03:36
Lot of people don't know that about me.
01:03:37
I'm addicted to having sex, and it's actually really shitty.
01:03:40
And also, I'm a big dick and that sucks really bad.
01:03:48
Somebody has
01:03:50
an in his trash.
01:03:52
If you call me by my birth given mortal name, I'll send you this vegan.
01:03:57
But I hate animals. Oh, on the show.
01:03:59
So there is a typical Kamala Harris voter, but for one reason.
01:04:05
That's to prove that reality TV is for they go low.
01:04:08
We go high.
01:04:11
Sorry that that wasn't fair to trash Hillary.
01:04:13
It wasn't fair to trash with us.
01:04:16
Even you, the viewer herself.
01:04:18
Viewing right now
01:04:20
that I know say, all right, capitalist product, I don't know, I just let's go.
01:04:24
Oh. Oh my God, what's their god you guys
01:04:32
you know.
01:04:33
So we know that you're not jerking your little beef jerky.
01:04:37
Fuck. Milo.
01:04:38
I will be weighing your balls every morning just to make sure
01:04:42
no liquid has left the sack.
01:04:43
And when you sleep, there's a strict no blanket rule.
01:04:46
Okay, I want to see what's going on below the waist at all.
01:04:49
Given times. Okay.
01:04:51
Except you.
01:04:52
I don't want to see what the fuck you do it.
01:04:53
I'll give you times.
01:04:56
It's so fucking weird.
01:04:58
It's obvious that I was being a sex addict.
01:05:01
Do you think it'll be hard to not jerk off on the show?
01:05:03
I think I'll be hard to not jerk off on the show.
01:05:06
No you don't.
01:05:07
There.
01:05:08
That was the winner.
01:05:09
It doesn't get any funnier than that.
01:05:11
I think Gary went and worked out. Oh, no. There he is.
01:05:13
No, let's move to the next clip.
01:05:14
Because that was the punchline.
01:05:17
The, disclaimer requested that
01:05:20
if you have to jerk off that, please do not do it on the show during the show.
01:05:24
But if you're a viewer, please do.
01:05:27
I know Ryan hasn't.
01:05:28
Ryan hasn't even commented. He's busy.
01:05:30
I know, yeah, I'm sure yo, it's Dick
01:05:34
the other kids go to for Joe
01:05:37
specifically, and Joe hasn't even signed up yet.
01:05:40
Like there's one in your life.
01:05:42
Gary, do we have an update on the shirtless Joe?
01:05:45
Is he going to? He is going to. Jerry.
01:05:47
Is he still upset?
01:05:50
Did the
01:05:51
kids joyous, the joyous demeanor maybe warm his heart?
01:05:55
I think I may have accidentally a rift between
01:05:58
the kid and shirtless Joe I was trying to get him to.
01:06:02
I can do it myself to Joe.
01:06:04
And he took the ball and ran with it.
01:06:06
That's the other clip.
01:06:08
Well. Oh. Oh, there's another clip.
01:06:11
Should we say they're do it.
01:06:12
Oh, should run it.
01:06:13
Roll a clip. Ready,
01:06:17
Lassie? Run that shit.
01:06:18
Two clips with him and it's just so many.
01:06:20
Where is it?
01:06:21
In this corner at 123 pounds.
01:06:24
What is the other one?
01:06:25
Without the greatest one, but also without the kids and
01:06:29
the kids?
01:06:30
You only hit my mom once.
01:06:33
There's children involved.
01:06:35
Are there any? I'm here with the kids, and,
01:06:38
I, I told you, buddy, until I lose your fucking phone.
01:06:42
Shine as loud as fuck.
01:06:44
Oh, no, wait, I texted, like, three times during the Timmy t and I,
01:06:48
but I haven't seen her. Yeah, it's bad.
01:06:50
14 years old.
01:06:50
I start crying over my school and is 18 years old, kid.
01:06:54
And oh yeah, it's in the clip, right?
01:07:02
Oh, she's.
01:07:05
I think there's three more.
01:07:08
Can I finish?
01:07:09
Oh, I, I told you, but I didn't tell our listening audience.
01:07:12
I've got a friend of the family coming by, and, they have a daughter, and she's
01:07:16
pretty close to a niece to me, and, but I haven't seen her since she was.
01:07:20
This is a masturbation show. Gary. Where is this going?
01:07:23
And is 18 years old.
01:07:25
Really? Okay. Never mind.
01:07:26
I've got it.
01:07:27
We're good, and I just don't I, I don't blurt out.
01:07:31
You just doubled the, people of color in this community.
01:07:35
Oh, yes. Yes to myself. Yeah.
01:07:39
I would definitely try not to do that.
01:07:40
Okay.
01:07:42
That's good advice.
01:07:43
Yeah. Yeah, definitely tread lightly. Okay.
01:07:46
Because usually you shouldn't say tread lightly.
01:07:48
Talk about people of color.
01:07:49
My advice would be if you, think you're going to say something, microaggression.
01:07:53
Something that could be construed as racist.
01:07:55
Yeah.
01:07:56
Like you just did that situation, you know, tread lightly. Wow.
01:07:59
You don't want to get in any trouble.
01:08:00
That's, Well, that's fantastic advice to you.
01:08:02
You see, Shoeless Joe
01:08:05
is trying to defend you going out
01:08:07
against me, trying to set you up in a in a racial light.
01:08:12
Now, now, I, I think you should,
01:08:15
you know, stand up for yourself and, you know, tell.
01:08:18
Yeah, tell Joe that you can you can defend yourself, and you don't need him.
01:08:22
You. Well, please.
01:08:24
Yeah. Yeah.
01:08:25
Well, you know, I mean, tell him I say tell him
01:08:28
I'm not being told to say anything.
01:08:29
Obviously.
01:08:30
I know, I know that when I made my comments about,
01:08:34
the percentage of African Americans that attended my high school
01:08:37
when I was there, and, I did praise it a little awkwardly so it could
01:08:41
be left open to interpretation going wrong.
01:08:43
But I didn't mean anything by that.
01:08:45
Obviously, the one high boyfriend,
01:08:48
they're gone, so it's just a nice confirmation.
01:08:51
So there's actually six if you think about it.
01:08:53
So we are we are getting pretty diverse but total of all time.
01:08:57
Yeah. Yeah, exactly.
01:08:58
But you know, the shirtless Joe, his double of the three.
01:09:01
I really do appreciate, any sort of help, but,
01:09:06
you know, I mean, in the in the nicest way possible, I can fight my own battles.
01:09:10
Yeah.
01:09:11
I'm not scared of the Gary in any way.
01:09:13
Fight, fight, fight better. Let's just try to. Oh, wait.
01:09:16
Lewis. The gravel. Oh, there it is.
01:09:17
I was afraid of the Gary. Yeah. Oh, yeah.
01:09:20
There's our gravel pile or the gravel,
01:09:22
you know, I mean, that's a decent hazard ramp if I ever saw one.
01:09:25
Yeah.
01:09:27
You know, as Gary top down as we better.
01:09:29
Because if I didn't say something and it is racist, then I will.
01:09:33
I'll be very upfront about it
01:09:35
intentionally being racist if it's, own up to it.
01:09:38
Yeah, exactly.
01:09:39
So, you know,
01:09:40
unless I, unless I throw, like, a sticker or something at the end of it,
01:09:43
like a little catchphrase. Like that's supposed to be racist.
01:09:45
You guys don't have to worry about it. I don't mean anything.
01:09:48
That's his catchphrase.
01:09:49
Like that's supposed to be racist, you know, don't take it too long.
01:09:52
Catchphrase.
01:09:54
Let me handle my own shit.
01:09:56
All right?
01:09:56
With Sean?
01:09:56
How about that photograph that's supposed to be racist?
01:10:00
How about that? We'll shorten it.
01:10:01
So I will note a couple things here.
01:10:03
So he did, he needs to keep his vape pen down
01:10:06
because I'm pretty sure he doesn't want that on camera.
01:10:10
What else is vaping?
01:10:16
Depends on what's in it.
01:10:17
He doesn't have it.
01:10:21
So if you had a vaping in his hand.
01:10:23
Well, he does not
01:10:25
show me every vaping because I know he does not have a vape pen.
01:10:28
No. Go back.
01:10:30
Ever.
01:10:32
He never has a vape pen anywhere near him, ever.
01:10:35
I'll find it.
01:10:35
I'll find it.
01:10:36
You just, just talking about it.
01:10:39
I'll tell. Describe the item. The eight years old?
01:10:41
Yes. He has a boyfriend.
01:10:42
He's like halfway through, halfway through, about halfway through.
01:10:45
Now keep going, keep going.
01:10:47
And there's the hands.
01:10:49
No. Well, thing right there, right there. What is that?
01:10:51
How does it work there?
01:10:52
What is that? My own volition. I'm not.
01:10:55
It's not a vape pen.
01:10:57
New game is in the breaking, you guys.
01:11:01
I'm breaking the deal.
01:11:02
The factory huffing drugs.
01:11:05
But that's not true.
01:11:06
That's not true of him for me.
01:11:08
So, let's see what it is.
01:11:10
Oh, I do it really is.
01:11:12
You know, it does look like a click. Click.
01:11:14
Even though I'm looking at his keys, I believe it's his keys.
01:11:18
He's got a fancy new car.
01:11:19
He doesn't have a normal.
01:11:20
He does. He have a it's not a no.
01:11:23
Look, your key, but it's a little toy.
01:11:24
Your father's a little metal. Half
01:11:29
it really is.
01:11:29
It kind of, kind of does say this.
01:11:32
Does anybody have something to smoke?
01:11:34
Oh, hell yeah.
01:11:36
I need a second.
01:11:38
Where the fuck did the pen go?
01:11:40
Right. That's what I'm saying.
01:11:41
He realizes he's holding it.
01:11:43
He puts it in his pocket, he gets rid of it.
01:11:44
He doesn't have like, oh, shit, it's on camera.
01:11:46
He's like, oh, shit, that's I, I that's not even the best spot.
01:11:49
That's, that's not even the best clip of where he's holding it there.
01:11:51
You can get a good view on it actually
01:11:54
you I just happened to see it in that clip, but I saw the kid, like,
01:11:57
look at that for hours a week.
01:11:59
But yeah, it was.
01:12:00
Oh yeah, it was.
01:12:01
I was going to say, the kid I'm on
01:12:04
everything.
01:12:04
He's doing about 60 hours every week.
01:12:07
And I know, for instance, you've never spent
01:12:10
he's a I don't even witness.
01:12:13
You're not his legal guardian.
01:12:14
I know we're all wait, I know I will say bad or good.
01:12:18
I mean, you need to get a more top down, because when it's bottom up,
01:12:22
I thought maybe he was, like, pudgy on the lower half,
01:12:24
but I'm like, no, I swear we've seen him top down.
01:12:26
He looks like a regular.
01:12:27
Yeah, he looks like a regular, like regular.
01:12:30
That could probably like, wondered about one thing.
01:12:33
But the more I look at the length of the back, that's.
01:12:37
Yeah. So where's where does it go.
01:12:38
Where does it go.
01:12:40
It's not what it was.
01:12:42
The where am I? I just didn't do one of these.
01:12:44
Just just do you have to do one of those just for the camera?
01:12:47
All right, all right.
01:12:48
So we can work on this next week.
01:12:50
He's pantless in the debate
01:12:53
hat, but that's about as much shirtless.
01:12:56
No, I started the show.
01:12:58
He has gorgeous locks.
01:13:00
I just want to see his gorgeous locks.
01:13:02
Just have gorgeous locks.
01:13:05
He's the 20 year old kid.
01:13:06
What do you want from me?
01:13:09
The 20 in this corner
01:13:11
at 123 pounds, with safety glasses and a will
01:13:14
to not just no one there, also
01:13:17
known as the kid beyond years.
01:13:20
My mom.
01:13:22
Are there any kids involved?
01:13:25
He is about 140, right?
01:13:27
When I went, right when I went for my kid drop, you fucking nailed it with the
01:13:31
with the bumper
01:13:33
knife.
01:13:35
Where are you?
01:13:35
Good guys.
01:13:37
It was the best submitted segment ever.
01:13:40
Really good.
01:13:41
It was one of the best ones.
01:13:42
I do like the kid. I like to hate the kid.
01:13:45
I probably
01:13:47
for shirtless Joe, but I'm just trying to,
01:13:50
like, stoke a fire that doesn't even exist.
01:13:53
But now I've got I'm trying to develop a rift
01:13:56
between the kid and shirtless Joe so we can have, like, a night.
01:14:01
But you still didn't update.
01:14:02
So what? Where you have a DJ or no.
01:14:04
Yeah, there DJ no no no no.
01:14:08
Both of you volunteer but no, no draws.
01:14:11
Never been here.
01:14:13
And Brady has never heard horns.
01:14:15
I thought you said he was there yesterday.
01:14:18
Am I not here?
01:14:18
I have to drive there with your Girl Scout cookies.
01:14:21
Texting you from the gas station nearest your house.
01:14:25
Oh. You didn't?
01:14:26
Yeah, I did.
01:14:26
I text message you from gas station nearest your house.
01:14:29
See, when you stop by, I'm.
01:14:31
This station is which gas station is?
01:14:34
I assumed it was the Meyer gas station.
01:14:36
2016 Van dike.
01:14:38
That's not.
01:14:39
That's the nearest.
01:14:40
That's that's the nearest gas station.
01:14:43
Okay, well, I guessed wrong, but screw you anyway.
01:14:47
Right? So you just waited there for me?
01:14:50
No, I was about 30s.
01:14:53
Why would you wait if anybody tells you.
01:14:55
Oh, we've been waiting for, you know, you doing other stuff.
01:14:59
Isn't that what he tells you?
01:15:01
They came out of nowhere.
01:15:03
No it didn't.
01:15:04
That doesn't happen.
01:15:05
No 1 in 1,000,000? No, the 1 in 1,000,000.
01:15:09
Yeah. No.
01:15:11
Then those are good odds.
01:15:13
Most sides are way worse than 1 in 1,000,000.
01:15:18
I just all over my screen.
01:15:20
I can't see you right now.
01:15:27
Masturbation tent.
01:15:29
Really?
01:15:30
That's fantastic.
01:15:32
I'm getting one.
01:15:34
All right, you know what?
01:15:35
I'm just going to make a sign that says masturbation did not put one up.
01:15:40
Is ready.
01:15:41
Welcome to the bed time.
01:15:43
Going to go to sleep?
01:15:45
We're going to have some wonderful dreams.
01:15:47
Sleeping with my friends. God.
01:15:49
So that was, masturbation tent.
01:15:51
This is masturbation. Sleep in a tent.
01:15:54
No, boys.
01:15:56
No, no, no, I love you.
01:15:58
And no no no no no no no no no I love you.
01:16:01
No no no I don't like where this is going.
01:16:06
Sorry.
01:16:06
Is somebody masturbate?
01:16:08
I feel too much porn without me. Oh.
01:16:11
Oh, I hiding.
01:16:12
I thought you'd all gone to sleep and and I wanted to mask.
01:16:15
The green dildo is trying to communicate with us somehow.
01:16:18
We're all awake, and,
01:16:19
we heard you masturbating and I apologize for you hearing me mess.
01:16:23
The green dildo is starting to masturbate.
01:16:25
Look at it go.
01:16:26
Oh, that's what I'm trying to master.
01:16:29
And you see, master masturbate to baiting Zach.
01:16:33
So I spelt masturbate wrong.
01:16:34
For 50 years in my life we all love.
01:16:37
Yeah. The mark as a you.
01:16:39
Masturbation is a private.
01:16:40
It doesn't make sense.
01:16:42
No, no, no, Mark.
01:16:44
But it does.
01:16:45
You still masturbate? Sorry, boys.
01:16:48
That was me.
01:16:49
Like what? To masturbate.
01:16:50
I dreamt masturbate. Golf tournament.
01:16:52
Great. Gentlemen.
01:16:54
I was really ready for masturbate.
01:16:56
It's wrong.
01:17:00
Mark masturbating again?
01:17:03
Brian, you brought up Greg the shark, Norman.
01:17:07
And you know it gives me the horn.
01:17:10
And so, of course, I had to do a masturbate.
01:17:15
You got?
01:17:17
Oh, no.
01:17:17
Mark, I think you have a masturbation addiction.
01:17:21
It's not me doing the masturbating this time.
01:17:24
And, look, I can prove it.
01:17:27
Oh, no. Is there any coming?
01:17:29
No, there's not a hint of semen on your hands,
01:17:34
boys.
01:17:35
All this talk of masturbating gave me blue balls.
01:17:39
So to deal with my blue balls, I started masturbating.
01:17:43
Zach, you're pushing 30 years of age.
01:17:47
Please stop masturbating like a juvenile.
01:17:49
Brighton. I had blue balls.
01:17:51
Wait, you're 30 years of age with two other men in a tent?
01:17:54
I think we should visit that first.
01:17:56
Yeah.
01:17:57
Zach, are you still masturbating?
01:18:05
Yeah.
01:18:05
Stop it.
01:18:09
There's nothing.
01:18:09
Oh, hey.
01:18:11
Oh, it's debating now.
01:18:13
I'm not masturbating and I'm not masturbating.
01:18:17
Wait a minute.
01:18:19
If you're not masturbating
01:18:21
and you're not masturbating
01:18:23
and I'm not masturbating.
01:18:26
Who's masturbating?
01:18:28
You're masturbating. That's right.
01:18:31
I'm estimating.
01:18:32
I love masturbating.
01:18:38
Well,
01:18:38
I don't think it's fair that Broden gets to masturbate.
01:18:41
I'm going to masturbate to.
01:18:43
Here I go.
01:18:46
Yeah, well, if you boys are going
01:18:49
to masturbate.
01:18:54
Hi, we're Auntie Donna.
01:18:55
Tonight's sketch was a lot of fun, but it also had a pretty important message.
01:18:59
Do you want to masturbate in a tent with your friends?
01:19:01
Ask permission.
01:19:03
The next time you want to masturbate in a tent
01:19:06
that you're sharing with your friends, just say, excuse me, sir,
01:19:10
do either of you mind if I masturbate?
01:19:14
Not at all.
01:19:15
Thank you for asking permission first. You're welcome.
01:19:19
Now I will masturbate.
01:19:20
Or if I say no, now is not a good time to masturbate.
01:19:26
Then walk into the bush and masturbate there.
01:19:28
Yes. Solution?
01:19:32
Yeah,
01:19:34
yeah.
01:19:34
Still not a comfortable situation.
01:19:37
I would like set up a little masturbation station,
01:19:40
actually call it that, because it rhymes.
01:19:45
What?
01:19:47
What do you call yours?
01:19:48
Station. What?
01:19:50
What do I call a masturbation station?
01:19:54
On my phone really made a video of me in a mirror.
01:19:57
Self raping so I can masturbate to me.
01:19:59
Masturbating to me masturbating. Oh, yeah.
01:20:03
Oh, yeah.
01:20:04
Third camera over your shoulder.
01:20:06
And then the TV that it's connected to right in front of you.
01:20:08
You don't even need anything.
01:20:11
A mirror,
01:20:13
a mirror or a mirror.
01:20:15
Mirror like a meerkat, a mere cat, mirror, mirror.
01:20:19
Or I'd say my hair wire.
01:20:23
You say come by your.
01:20:25
Yeah.
01:20:25
No, I like it with the little grocery bags.
01:20:29
Well, how do you say my bags?
01:20:32
Air bags?
01:20:34
Not in my room.
01:20:35
Oh, oh, baby bags.
01:20:39
Does the free
01:20:40
McDonald's commercials say eggs
01:20:44
instead of eggs?
01:20:46
Listen for eggs. And then we got.
01:20:48
Yeah, that's how you say it. That's how you say it.
01:20:50
Yeah, well, how about caramel in the goddamn commercials?
01:20:56
Who says caramel eggs?
01:20:57
Do you do you say they eggs?
01:20:59
Eggs, eggs, eggs.
01:21:03
Let's say it sounds terrible anyway.
01:21:05
You say it caramel, caramel or caramel?
01:21:08
I say caramel because I'm terrible
01:21:11
until it's a Caramello.
01:21:14
Oh. Out, out.
01:21:16
Caramel. Ooh.
01:21:19
And so it's like, like we call Band-Aids.
01:21:22
Like, all adhesive bandages are Band-Aid brand, because Band-Aids
01:21:27
became that big of a trademark. Now
01:21:31
they say that we're allowed to use it.
01:21:33
I think we're stupid.
01:21:34
I think everybody's super stupid.
01:21:37
Not really.
01:21:38
It's just, a societal norm.
01:21:40
My grandma would call, any refrigerator a Frigidaire.
01:21:43
Because that was the first brand new refrigerator that came out.
01:21:46
I agree, I can see that.
01:21:48
I can actually, you know, there's nothing wrong with it.
01:21:51
This is a great. It's like. It's like
01:21:54
there's, like, so many rainy days around.
01:21:58
Yeah.
01:21:58
Put some saran on that.
01:22:03
Let's just call it plastic wrap.
01:22:04
Unless it's saran wrap, then.
01:22:06
Yeah, I'll buy the Saran brand.
01:22:09
Oh, why wouldn't you grab free and Saran?
01:22:11
Xerox? Xerox?
01:22:13
That meant copy.
01:22:18
It still does.
01:22:20
It doesn't. It's a brand name.
01:22:22
You know.
01:22:24
It's copy.
01:22:26
What do you do? You don't paper.
01:22:28
You look.
01:22:29
You look like you're looking. For.
01:22:37
For me, I have two in the private chat, if you want.
01:22:40
One of them is not really masturbating, but it's connected to it.
01:22:42
And then one is.
01:22:46
Or I can read it.
01:22:47
You have me be private.
01:22:49
I'm scared to read it because we probably already read it before.
01:22:52
No, I'm afraid I don't know if you have the ones that I have.
01:22:55
So you go and, well, they're all masturbating one.
01:22:57
So I been looking at the last.
01:22:59
All right with that.
01:23:00
That's okay. There are other ones.
01:23:07
No one's going to judge you for being that into masturbating.
01:23:09
That.
01:23:09
Oh, let's all of your desk pledges are masturbation.
01:23:14
Good.
01:23:16
I'm a 19 year old woman in college who still lives with my parents.
01:23:18
I found out something several weeks ago.
01:23:21
Oh, I'm sorry, dear flag.
01:23:23
I'm a 19 year old woman in college who still lives with my parents.
01:23:26
I found out something several weeks ago that's bothering me
01:23:29
and I need advice badly.
01:23:31
Years ago, after a robbery, my parents installed security cameras
01:23:34
outside our house.
01:23:34
I knew about them because they were visible,
01:23:36
but apparently some were installed that I knew nothing about.
01:23:40
I have done things, many things, while alone to help control certain feelings,
01:23:45
you know, and I've always walked around without much on.
01:23:48
And my parents were when my parents were away.
01:23:50
I never thought anything about it.
01:23:51
Ever since I found out, I've been freaking out.
01:23:54
I don't want it to be a big deal, but because I'm afraid
01:23:58
if my parents don't look at anything before they.
01:24:03
I'm just going to skip that whole sentence
01:24:04
because I don't think it's written right.
01:24:05
I want to know if they have seen what.
01:24:07
I don't think you said that right.
01:24:09
A part of me says, you've written right along.
01:24:14
Hey, part of me seems to ignore this because they're family, so who cares?
01:24:19
My parents have never said anything about seeing me.
01:24:21
We're Catholics,
01:24:24
and I've heard the lecture
01:24:25
about avoiding self-gratification ever since I can remember.
01:24:29
I'm very careful about what I do now, but I'm still bothered.
01:24:31
Should I just forget and move on?
01:24:33
Or should I ask sign?
01:24:36
Ask what?
01:24:38
Paranoid.
01:24:39
Okay. Possibly paranoid.
01:24:41
I've got I've got your advice.
01:24:42
Send us some tapes.
01:24:44
That's all.
01:24:46
Oh no, we want to I don't no no, no, I want to see a picture first.
01:24:49
19 pictures.
01:24:52
Once we approve, we'll take care of everything.
01:24:54
Don't worry.
01:24:54
Once we approve the picture, we'll take care of this.
01:24:57
No, no, no, you're jumping the gun. We need a picture first.
01:24:59
Once we approve the picture, then we want to see the tapes.
01:25:02
I want to see Dave's anyway, but.
01:25:05
All right.
01:25:08
No, I know I'm telling you, when writing porn gets boring,
01:25:11
you end up doing some gross things that you're not exactly proud of.
01:25:16
So does she think that her parents are like,
01:25:19
seeing this and just kind of like
01:25:23
what?
01:25:24
Like,
01:25:26
I have no comment.
01:25:27
You would think that if they were seeing them that like,
01:25:29
they would have said something already or if she like, I don't know.
01:25:33
Yeah. You know what it's no big deal.
01:25:35
That's what might be my advice would be it's no big deal.
01:25:38
It's obviously more of a bigger deal to you not knowing.
01:25:40
So if you have to ask, what would the first of all phrase the question?
01:25:44
Because if it's going to be, hey, have you guys seen me?
01:25:47
Oh, I don't have the wheel ready.
01:25:48
Yeah, right.
01:25:49
Yeah, exactly.
01:25:49
Have you, have you guys seen me spinning?
01:25:52
You guys watch camera?
01:25:53
It'll take me too hard to share it, but just take my word for it.
01:25:56
Hey, have you guys seen me?
01:26:01
Having a date with Rosie Palmer?
01:26:04
This is a female, I thought.
01:26:05
Yeah, well, put it in a perspective of a male for that stupid statement, but,
01:26:09
yeah, I feel like it's the only one I know.
01:26:12
I got a few more. Just like female rose.
01:26:15
The male, 19 year old female. It's like.
01:26:17
All right.
01:26:18
Yeah, yeah.
01:26:20
No, it's so weird for you.
01:26:21
Double standard, but it's not the same.
01:26:24
I think even if she wasn't 19. Fuck yeah.
01:26:26
Gary dismisses female masturbation.
01:26:28
I don't like that.
01:26:29
I think that's more.
01:26:30
Oh, no. It's male masturbation.
01:26:33
You don't you don't dismiss it.
01:26:34
You just didn't understand it. Is that was that more.
01:26:36
I don't know, man.
01:26:38
I treat I treat them as separate things because they are.
01:26:43
There's way more. It will help you.
01:26:45
First of all, there's
01:26:46
there's some websites that'll help you understand how it works.
01:26:48
If you need to watch them, I probably should, but it's really no there.
01:26:53
So no one talks about it to anyone ever.
01:26:57
Are there any kids involved? Even the owner?
01:27:00
Did you see the intro?
01:27:01
If you look real carefully, there's a woman playing with her flower
01:27:04
in the background that that shows you a lot.
01:27:07
Oh, that was very thoughtful of you.
01:27:11
Yeah.
01:27:12
Oh, well, she's.
01:27:22
She is playing.
01:27:23
What was that, a tulip?
01:27:25
It's like a red. Nice. Yeah. Nice.
01:27:27
Oh the tulips.
01:27:29
Blue. Yes.
01:27:32
I don't know, man.
01:27:33
Well, that was hard.
01:27:35
Like seeing, like, through the, the, scrambled
01:27:39
the digital static that I had.
01:27:42
Yeah. You mentioned that. So the best thing
01:27:45
about those, when you would look through the static.
01:27:48
Right.
01:27:48
The best is like sometimes like sometimes like instead of two breasts,
01:27:52
you got four because it was like, so you got twice as many breasts.
01:27:55
It's like fucking breast or skin or max,
01:27:59
as they called it back in the day.
01:28:02
Yeah.
01:28:02
My, my parents had a black box and, so I got, oh, they got everything they.
01:28:07
I thought both your parents were white.
01:28:09
Your mom had a black box.
01:28:11
She did? Yeah.
01:28:11
Yeah, yeah, she had a doll that.
01:28:14
That's why he's a baseball player.
01:28:16
Yeah. Thank you. All right. Good night.
01:28:19
I, I don't know nothing about it, man.
01:28:26
Hey, so we had a, fantasy football draft that's got the board behind us.
01:28:30
Where do we get a feature that.
01:28:32
Oh, look at mom's gonna wait.
01:28:35
It's over here. Excuse me.
01:28:36
I have a siren right there.
01:28:39
I want to come right here and stop.
01:28:42
And, like, he loves.
01:28:45
I don't care about that.
01:28:47
Well, no standing that I couldn't care less.
01:28:50
Terror.
01:28:51
You're not understanding that.
01:28:52
I couldn't care any less.
01:28:54
They did a more care.
01:28:56
Any lazy about games or crap about it sure was just like that.
01:29:01
Is the deejay crap about, oh, my birthday party.
01:29:05
Oh, PJ Miller
01:29:07
good for him, PJ sure, Joe more.
01:29:10
You're not understanding.
01:29:11
You're hearing care any less.
01:29:13
Could you understand if I said deejay shirtless Joe more and I got deejay more?
01:29:18
No, I do not.
01:29:19
And my deejay is shirtless. Oh, and
01:29:23
why is it
01:29:23
on the friggin chat room is more
01:29:28
than.
01:29:35
One dear
01:29:36
flag I'm writing in response to a perplexed reader who twice
01:29:40
surprised her 73 year old husband, who he was watching pornographic movies.
01:29:46
I went through a similar experience with my ex husband,
01:29:49
who often stayed home from work sick watching these types of movies.
01:29:53
Okay, wow.
01:29:55
When I first discovered he was sneaking them into our home,
01:29:58
I wasn't concerned about it.
01:29:59
I considered it his personal hobby.
01:30:01
As time progressed,
01:30:02
however, I realized these movies were taking the place of our sex life
01:30:05
and they were undermining my trust in him
01:30:06
because he always watched them behind my back.
01:30:09
Writing. Sounds familiar, doesn't it?
01:30:11
Yeah.
01:30:12
I later found
01:30:12
his extended the visiting booth with live female performers during his lunch break.
01:30:18
Whoa.
01:30:19
Our couple are couplers, counselor.
01:30:21
Us the same advice you gave perplexed that many people
01:30:25
enjoy watching pornographic movies, and I shouldn't make an issue of it.
01:30:29
The conclusion I reached was that it was an issue
01:30:32
when it began to interfere with our sex life and my trust in him.
01:30:35
I don't think watching porn or pornography is wrong.
01:30:38
I watch it from time to time with my current partner,
01:30:42
with my current partner,
01:30:44
not in the garage or in the car, or from the basement.
01:30:48
Or what was the fourth place you said you hide and do it anyways
01:30:51
as part of a very satisfying sex life,
01:30:56
I do think the fact that perplexed husbands
01:30:58
watch these movies secretively indicates that there may be cause for concern
01:31:02
if she feels it takes away from her intimate relationship
01:31:04
with her husband, then it's an issue
01:31:05
they both should address, and the sooner the better.
01:31:08
X perplexed in Fort Collins, Colorado.
01:31:12
Wait.
01:31:13
And I think there was a I didn't see a question in there.
01:31:15
Oh, you're shooting it.
01:31:16
She gave it a lot of violence and didn't do the wrong analysis.
01:31:19
And it's completely wrong.
01:31:22
But I think I just figured out
01:31:26
that those adult bookstores are actually just hot,
01:31:29
because I can't even imagine what else the people are visiting there for.
01:31:34
So those peep shows you just a little booth that you you
01:31:38
jizz all over, and then the handsome Asian lady clean it up.
01:31:43
Ooh. Well, she got to be Asian.
01:31:45
I just threw that in there.
01:31:47
And no, no offense against Asians,
01:31:49
but when you said that, I immediately thought that shit's going to be clean.
01:31:53
Yeah.
01:31:54
Yes, yes.
01:31:56
It's not a bench or anything, but also like that change it put a different
01:32:01
oh on the city of Mecca, and then I'd be like, that's the same dude.
01:32:06
No, seriously, I can't tell the difference
01:32:08
between like, gay Asian and like, a retarded Mexican.
01:32:14
The first indication is if you feel pressure in your ass,
01:32:18
I assume everyone has down syndrome.
01:32:25
So you want to reform?
01:32:28
I you know what I why I'm insensitive about people
01:32:31
who walk funny because they walk funny.
01:32:34
Funny. I don't give a crap about that.
01:32:37
You're not understanding that.
01:32:38
I couldn't care any less.
01:32:41
Those are my favorite two drives of today.
01:32:42
Mainly towards that draft board.
01:32:45
Deer flag.
01:32:52
I've been married
01:32:53
more than 20 years and have three children.
01:32:56
What I haven't had is a real desire for sex.
01:32:59
Before my wedding, my mother warned me that sex was overblown,
01:33:03
uncomfortable and messy, but she said I had to put up with it if I wanted.
01:33:08
Kids in a good marriage.
01:33:10
Movies, TV shows, and educational
01:33:13
ads all suggest that normal women
01:33:17
are just looking for the next opportunity to jump in bed with their man.
01:33:21
Am I a freak?
01:33:22
Are there others like me?
01:33:23
What do I tell my girls as they grow up?
01:33:26
Signed. Waiting in Wichita?
01:33:29
Yeah.
01:33:30
Three. Tell you girls to be sluts.
01:33:32
2 or 3 a whore and a slut.
01:33:38
It's an important distinction.
01:33:41
Okay, whores
01:33:42
charge you money and sluts just put out, man.
01:33:46
Keep up.
01:33:49
So what are you trying to say?
01:33:52
Boobies.
01:33:54
So you're saying that she needs a slut it up?
01:33:57
Yeah. Of course. Obviously.
01:34:00
But why do you think she doesn't like sex?
01:34:02
And the mom?
01:34:03
The mom is, like, conditioned her to, like, not like sex.
01:34:06
It seems like it's kind of somewhere out there.
01:34:08
Oh, shoot, that I miss a little purposeless break here.
01:34:12
Start over.
01:34:15
Okay, I'm going to start her.
01:34:16
Dear fledgling.
01:34:20
That's why
01:34:22
I am a single mother of two boys.
01:34:25
I am a single mother of two boys, 16 and 12.
01:34:28
Well, my older, older son has been private about coming into puberty.
01:34:31
My younger son is open about it and we have had many conversations.
01:34:35
I'll be honest, the subject makes me uncomfortable.
01:34:38
Last night I walked into my 12 year old's room and interrupted him
01:34:42
pleasuring himself.
01:34:43
I was shocked and I started to laugh because I was embarrassed.
01:34:47
I did tell him he needed to be more private about his curiosity
01:34:51
to close the door and have a blanket over himself,
01:34:53
but I was laughing when I was talking to him and could not stop.
01:34:57
I am unsure of what is the right course of action.
01:34:59
Where do I go from here?
01:35:01
Saying embarrassed mom, embarrassed mom?
01:35:04
Laughing was the right response. Great job!
01:35:07
No, you can't do any better than that and he will be more careful.
01:35:11
But man laughed laughing hysterically is probably the best reaction I've heard of.
01:35:18
Is it?
01:35:18
Or is he going to be scarred for the rest of his life? His mom
01:35:20
not only walked out on him, started laughing like oh my God, oh my God.
01:35:25
Like I'm embarrassed.
01:35:26
Like like, oh, that's it.
01:35:28
That's all you got.
01:35:29
And to add insult to injury, wow.
01:35:32
You're even doing it right either. Oh that looks uncomfortable.
01:35:35
Hilarity. Help! Yeah. That's good.
01:35:37
Let me show you a couple tricks there.
01:35:42
Once there's
01:35:42
children involved, I don't know, a stripper.
01:35:46
I think she's stripping.
01:35:52
I mean, I can sum it up in three words.
01:35:54
Bitches be trippin.
01:35:56
Yeah, she needs to just shut. She needs to.
01:35:58
Not fucking, like. Mind your own business, bitch.
01:35:59
What are you walking into his fucking room for?
01:36:02
Her? Like, approach that corner with caution.
01:36:06
Make some noise when you come around the corner.
01:36:07
That way the bitch knows you're there.
01:36:10
Yeah.
01:36:10
Oh, your hair bell.
01:36:13
Yell his name
01:36:15
before you fucking come around the corner like
01:36:18
we know your own name,
01:36:20
right? Yeah.
01:36:21
Screaming
01:36:23
moan his name that way.
01:36:24
That'll definitely get him to stop.
01:36:26
Oh, God no.
01:36:28
Oh daddy.
01:36:36
Okay, so we've hit rock bottom.
01:36:38
Roll the clip. Brady.
01:36:40
Let's rock Magnum
01:36:43
round bottom this rank man.
01:36:46
But this is makes you man enough to kill a dog man.
01:36:50
I'm like, you can't let this happen to.
01:36:55
I need you to get my take advantage.
01:37:00
This is better
01:37:02
than.
01:37:05
Just.
01:37:09
Yeah, yeah
01:37:12
yeah, yeah.
01:37:13
Everyone go to sleep.
01:37:17
Yeah.
01:37:17
Everyone go.
01:37:20
Yeah. You're right. I.
01:37:24
Completely.
01:37:26
Thank you. Man.
01:37:27
I'm always laughing
01:37:30
at you, man.
01:37:35
Like I,
01:37:37
I never.
01:37:41
I don't
01:37:43
even,
01:37:44
I don't
01:37:46
oh oh
01:37:49
don't.
01:37:50
Oh yeah I want to but you.
01:37:55
I know you guys. I.
01:38:07
I want to take you back to.
01:38:13
Yeah.
01:38:13
Everyone knows you.
01:38:22
Yeah.
01:38:22
You like?
01:38:41
That was fantastic.
01:38:43
That was utterly awesome, right?
01:38:45
That turned out great.
01:38:47
That giant green dildo
01:38:49
looks like a pickle now.
01:38:53
Or are you just getting hungry or gay?
01:38:56
It got bigger, I don't know, or cactus.
01:39:00
Maybe it's a girl.
01:39:02
I mean, I know how it gets bigger, but how did that one get bigger?
01:39:06
Well,
01:39:08
did it Roadrunner and wily coyote?
01:39:11
I don't know,
01:39:13
it. Did.
01:39:15
I don't know nothing about it, man.
01:39:18
So do we, leave the tube?
01:39:21
Yeah.
01:39:21
We sure?
01:39:22
Yeah.
01:39:23
Oh, what a hard on it. Yeah.
01:39:27
We're about to go into our, the,
01:39:29
brief God conversation at some point here soon.
01:39:32
Yeah. See you later. YouTube.
01:39:35
Do I play the new disclaimer?
01:39:38
No one. No one?
01:39:40
I don't know, man.
01:39:42
They're both two minutes.
01:39:44
So what do you play there?
01:39:47
The play?
01:39:48
Well,
01:39:57
Yeah.
01:39:58
All right, folks, listen up.
01:39:59
Before we dive headfirst into the circus of crudeness and uncensored
01:40:02
banter, here's our no nonsense disclaimer.
01:40:04
Served with a side of Flat Schumer.
01:40:07
Not quite right.
01:40:08
Not a politically correct time. All right.
01:40:10
In this crazy world, we're snowflakes melting in acrylic.
01:40:12
We're just trying to spread some joy without stepping on too many toes.
01:40:15
So here goes.
01:40:16
This one is. Let's get ridiculous.
01:40:19
The sole purpose of our discourse, be it from gas.
01:40:21
Oh, so anyway, a loud mouth is typically a funny bone teaser.
01:40:24
Great aluminate.
01:40:25
The path to a mirthful existence.
01:40:27
It is with seriousness this purely accidental article
01:40:31
to offend everyone will be on their record.
01:40:36
All right.
01:40:36
We don't give a hoot about your gender, race, religion away the cats or dogs.
01:40:40
True to most everyone, from politicians to influencers to our home dog
01:40:44
itself, no one's safe, not even grandmas at home.
01:40:47
I ought to go for political correctness.
01:40:49
I never like that we don't have your hand so we can't offend you.
01:40:53
Just look, we're not responsible for any feathers or hurt feelings.
01:40:57
But hey, if you can take a hit, promise.
01:40:59
They show some belly laughs, a couple of snorts.
01:41:02
Article for.
01:41:05
True.
01:41:11
Accounts.
01:41:11
The place is crazy tales, rumors and downright lies.
01:41:14
You hear here. Eyes fixed. You know it was a $3 bill.
01:41:17
Any resemblance
01:41:18
to real life events or people, whether alive, are pushing up daisies?
01:41:21
It's purely coincidental and probably the result of us hitting the bottle too hard.
01:41:25
We're pretty sure there. No, honestly, no.
01:41:28
Who cares?
01:41:30
All right.
01:41:30
Fine.
01:41:31
Eight why not parody and satire on bread and butter, folks, any likeness to actual
01:41:36
people of characters is just us having a laugh, not a reason for a lawsuit.
01:41:39
When I knock
01:41:40
the smartest cookies in the job, oh, sure know how to start some trouble.
01:41:44
So in closing, if you've made it this far without getting your undies in
01:41:47
with sticky wax are our kind of people.
01:41:49
We're just here to crack a faceless joke, questionable joy,
01:41:52
and remind everyone that life is too short to be serious all the frickin time.
01:41:56
So buckle up, buttercup, and get ready for a wild ride to the absurd
01:41:59
round about your friends.
01:42:02
Thanks, Brady.
01:42:03
Thanks, Brady.
01:42:05
What is there? What's up? The flag? Flag?
01:42:07
What's up buddy?
01:42:10
Thanks, Brady.
01:42:15
You go over to rumble.com slash slash rants
01:42:20
Ricky you're not here because you wouldn't let us.
01:42:24
Why am I talking. You're not here.
01:42:26
5863. Range three.
01:42:29
Give us a call.
01:42:32
Do it,
01:42:33
do it!
01:42:35
Well. Answer me.
01:42:36
This is still making me get rid of Twitch.
01:42:38
We're not. And.
01:42:41
Then I just switched.
01:42:43
Yeah.
01:42:43
I'm twitching.
01:42:44
Do twitch when you masturbate?
01:42:47
Yeah, a little bit.
01:42:48
I can feel my pulse in weird pulses.
01:42:52
Post masturbation.
01:42:53
All right, here we go. Oh.
01:43:02
They are gone.
01:43:03
This giant that my camera.
01:43:08
Let's get ready to get at your.
01:43:12
Oh, come on out of the discomfort.
01:43:14
Come, go.
01:43:19
Your panties ripped off
01:43:20
and three big black dicks in all three holes at the same time.
01:43:23
Wake up your pussy and wake up your ass.
01:43:25
As far as they are. Even farther.
01:43:27
And the thickest cock goes down your throat,
01:43:28
so it makes you gag and convulse as those big black cocks pound away.
01:43:31
It feels like from the start, you're being assaulted by fade.
01:43:33
You come and just before you pass out those big black dicks with their logo
01:43:37
coming to you as you lay on your stomach.
01:43:39
The cum is coming out of all your holes.
01:43:40
I'll turn you over and check off all over
01:43:44
because there are
01:43:44
actual alleged text messages
01:43:47
from Birmingham.
01:43:49
So, he's going down.
01:43:52
I'm ready to dive into
01:43:55
the typical run.
01:43:56
Run around of the, afterlife.
01:43:58
God, come.
01:43:59
Yo. Please do. Oh my goodness.
01:44:03
I can start play the the Jerry clip.
01:44:06
We've got this movement in so 2000.
01:44:09
Y'all pause at any point, at any time, hit pause.
01:44:12
We're all, oh, yeah, I was just tested.
01:44:15
Good. Well, yeah.
01:44:16
Critical of religion in the light of, like, the September 11th terrorist attack.
01:44:20
And people are pause.
01:44:24
Oh, we'll run.
01:44:26
We need to get up.
01:44:27
Zora, leave a level.
01:44:29
What did he say?
01:44:30
No, he's he's he's has a pause.
01:44:32
It for a reason that no reason like it level with terrorist attack
01:44:37
and 11 that of like the September 11th that he has never.
01:44:43
This is if it's though it's been I know
01:44:46
it's he's making a fucking point here.
01:44:48
He has an accent. Get over it.
01:44:50
Okay, okay. Fuck tards.
01:44:52
You know what's going.
01:44:52
Jesus fucking Christ.
01:44:54
Oh, yeah.
01:44:56
We may concentrate on, level above that.
01:44:59
All right, let's start.
01:45:00
Let's let that that.
01:45:03
Yeah, he's making credit.
01:45:05
Let's start with September.
01:45:06
As with since instead food that.
01:45:10
All right.
01:45:10
Let's let him stay September. Okay? Okay.
01:45:13
All right.
01:45:14
Fucking fuck you back and say we're all answer for religion.
01:45:19
You say emphasis critical of religion in the light of.
01:45:22
That's the way we all became the Brady Bunch.
01:45:25
Okay, we're going to go submit.
01:45:27
Well, I'm critical of religion in the light of like the September 11th
01:45:32
terrorist attack and people thinking that religion thinks
01:45:35
as if it's though it's beyond like criticism.
01:45:38
But then once that projects and like once they embark on that
01:45:42
something isn't the religion, there isn't really anything left that
01:45:45
like they don't do the projects of philosophy
01:45:47
otherwise ever finding the meaning in the ethics when they try to do it,
01:45:51
it's lacking. Something's missing.
01:45:52
Pause I said, I said pause, I'm I get it.
01:45:55
That's why I said pause.
01:45:57
Pause the talk. Don't step on.
01:45:59
Did you just. Yeah, I did stop.
01:46:02
He's trying to make a point and there's no point in playing the video
01:46:04
if we're going to talk over him, because then then there's no point.
01:46:07
So that's why I said pause it.
01:46:08
That's why I keep stepping on Brady
01:46:12
and all I am to
01:46:14
I don't think the,
01:46:16
I can't I couldn't be any nicer about it.
01:46:18
Yeah. Draw.
01:46:21
See that is like the reason why anyway isn't going out of favor.
01:46:24
Why it's becoming unfashionable.
01:46:26
Because it can't answer those questions.
01:46:27
Well, I think it becomes almost as dogmatic as.
01:46:30
Yeah, as religion itself, like atheism in a lot of ways, is kind of really
01:46:35
they're committed to this idea that there is nothing else.
01:46:38
Yeah.
01:46:38
So I just think that these people sort of looked at this as religion
01:46:44
is all this superstitious nonsense that these people have concocted
01:46:48
and put together over years to keep people in line.
01:46:52
And science is something the more I prove and see and, you know,
01:46:55
there is no God, there is. But just
01:46:58
how do you know?
01:46:59
You do not know. It's a crazy thing to say.
01:47:01
You have such a limited perspective just in terms of the universe itself.
01:47:05
Rather, we only see lab coats on
01:47:09
which science wins because
01:47:13
it's I love that's your perspective because that's literally
01:47:15
where they're going with this conversation.
01:47:16
I know.
01:47:22
Leveled up.
01:47:23
But let's go.
01:47:24
Play. Yep. Yeah.
01:47:25
He doesn't tug his coat and it figures our planet a tiny amount that we can see.
01:47:31
We got it.
01:47:31
And you know, they can look back 13 billion years.
01:47:34
But like, what are they looking at? They look at it like bright lights.
01:47:37
Like little dots. And they understand this is a galaxy.
01:47:39
And but it's like, how big is this fucking thing?
01:47:42
Where did it come from? What's going on? You don't know?
01:47:45
What is the purpose? Is this a grand test?
01:47:48
Are you a part of some very bizarre
01:47:51
journey that the soul has to go through
01:47:54
in this environment before it expands and goes into the pores?
01:48:01
So he.
01:48:02
Yeah, he is he is kind of.
01:48:04
He's every.
01:48:06
So that aspect is kind of carry.
01:48:08
Oh great I yeah I don't know
01:48:13
why this much I,
01:48:15
I'm not understanding
01:48:18
I don't know.
01:48:19
Oh I don't I didn't mean to put you on the point.
01:48:24
Holy crap.
01:48:25
What you did in the lab
01:48:29
just become my new trademark look.
01:48:32
Like, do I have to wear a lab coat from now on?
01:48:34
You do, you do, I think I do.
01:48:38
You need something to talk on the lab coat. Is it?
01:48:40
I got it, I got it now.
01:48:43
Now we got to work with the hoodie
01:48:45
I like.
01:48:46
Yeah, see the hoodie?
01:48:47
See? It's all tug on.
01:48:49
There's a last thing. Run. Oh, tug.
01:48:51
Oh, this.
01:48:52
Yeah. There is.
01:48:53
There's no tug on hoodie of the whole things.
01:48:57
Oh he's masturbating.
01:48:58
Look like a dude attracted.
01:49:00
Yeah. It it hit. Yeah.
01:49:01
We don't, we don't want the show to interfere with withdraws his hair.
01:49:05
Sure. Yeah.
01:49:06
Let's talk about him tugging on the two jacket.
01:49:08
That's great.
01:49:08
Radio.
01:49:09
Okay, tug, let's go back to the tugging on the jacket.
01:49:12
No, that's. That'll get way more
01:49:15
interesting.
01:49:15
I've been Rogaine.
01:49:17
I don't think you're tugging on it. Right.
01:49:19
You don't know. We do know that people die.
01:49:22
We do know that people have near-death experiences and these very bizarre,
01:49:26
moments where they come back from the dead
01:49:30
and have very similar accounts of something happening.
01:49:34
We really don't know what to edit.
01:49:36
So that was an edit.
01:49:38
Continue. Yeah. What light.
01:49:40
But we don't know what
01:49:42
it is.
01:49:42
A big stupid
01:49:45
we don't know what life is.
01:49:46
We don't, we don't.
01:49:47
So we're being arrogant. Right.
01:49:49
And I think unfortunately agree with people that are so used to schooling
01:49:54
people in debates like Christopher Hitchens, like Sam Harris.
01:49:57
Yeah.
01:49:57
So these guys are so good at making religious zealots look like buffoons.
01:50:02
Yeah, right. Yeah.
01:50:03
We get a little bit of time to sort of think that.
01:50:07
Look, I got it down. These fucking religious people.
01:50:09
I don't know what the fuck's going on.
01:50:10
Yeah, right.
01:50:11
You're involved in a religion is bizarre as it seems.
01:50:15
Just like Wokeism is a religion, just like all ideology.
01:50:19
So I went hard on the creation myth, putting like religion
01:50:22
on those things in particular, but cult like.
01:50:24
Yeah, they might be cult.
01:50:26
They might have some aspects which they're ideological captured
01:50:30
people, you know, people like let's do another edit
01:50:34
like, even what's that?
01:50:37
Okay.
01:50:38
That was a, that was another edit.
01:50:39
But go ahead.
01:50:42
That was super stupid.
01:50:46
No, let me continue. Alright.
01:50:47
So you talked about the audience a little bit more, I guess sympathetic
01:50:52
to those arguments than the other three, but yeah, they're not serious.
01:50:56
Yes, they're following the arguments.
01:50:58
They're not serious about going wherever they take them.
01:51:01
Like you say that there's a there's a there is a dogmatism there.
01:51:04
You know, that they're not open minded enough on these points.
01:51:08
Well, I think the dogmatism, dogmatism, a lot of it is like the,
01:51:12
the all the public discourse that we've seen that you could watch
01:51:15
on YouTube between, atheists and religious scholars.
01:51:19
It generally took a lot of debate there.
01:51:22
They're almost all debate. Yeah.
01:51:23
And almost all they're all intellectual competitions.
01:51:27
Yeah. Right. Yeah.
01:51:28
And so it's like if you give a cop an incentive to arrest people,
01:51:32
he's going to find reasons to arrest people. Yeah.
01:51:34
Right. Right, right.
01:51:35
If you have a person that isn't saying
01:51:39
they do give them social credit, they do it right.
01:51:42
He adds.
01:51:43
Agitation from don't just me schooling these religious people
01:51:49
from mocking what you think are ridiculous ideas
01:51:53
that are super brainwashing you, the part becomes a part of yourself.
01:51:58
Yeah, right. It becomes a part of your identity.
01:52:00
And then I think your unwillingness to engage
01:52:03
in the mystery of all this, it speaks to that.
01:52:07
I think that's that's the origin of it.
01:52:08
I think it becomes a competition with people that their ideas are correct
01:52:12
and that these ideas that they've held for a long time,
01:52:14
they want to defend those ideas instead of going,
01:52:18
I'm of the opinion that I am not my ideas.
01:52:20
And I think it's
01:52:21
a really important thing to say because I think more people should try this out.
01:52:25
And maybe it's not for you, but it's my personal philosophy.
01:52:29
I am not married to my ideas, they're just ideas.
01:52:31
And they come in my head and they go.
01:52:33
And a lot of times while I'm saying them, I do it on the podcast all the time.
01:52:36
I go, wait a minute, that doesn't make sense.
01:52:38
Because of this, I don't want to be that buffoon
01:52:41
that's connected to the first shit that comes out of my mouth.
01:52:44
And I think that happens with a lot of people.
01:52:47
Like the systemic problem of evil undercuts the God hypothesis.
01:52:50
But then it's this where there's another
01:52:52
you've got these strong arguments that you have a right to solve.
01:52:56
Then you've got a problem for belief in God.
01:52:59
And like you say,
01:53:00
this is moving philosophers of religion to this really interesting space
01:53:03
where they ask, well, maybe we need a different concept of God,
01:53:06
like the universe. Yeah.
01:53:07
So this is, pantheism, the idea of God.
01:53:10
Identical. Yeah.
01:53:12
And apparently I'm a pantheist.
01:53:13
I guess the universe is in God, but as they say, I mean,
01:53:18
while the thing that brought it into.
01:53:19
I'm glad there's a word for it, because I just say the universe is God.
01:53:22
Pantheism.
01:53:23
So what, that now? Yeah.
01:53:25
The interesting thing about pantheism is.
01:53:27
But like, is it worthy of pause if we just say the universe is God
01:53:32
and the God is universe, then why do we have two separate words?
01:53:35
I'm confused.
01:53:38
The religious, the religious aspect
01:53:40
are the people that are atheists that want to pin.
01:53:42
They mentioned that they that we get to that the I hope so
01:53:46
the people that want to peg the people that want to peg God as some fucking
01:53:50
bearded man with a fucking staff that, you know, is,
01:53:53
you know, the universe contains everything.
01:53:56
The concept of God is bigger than that, which makes no sense
01:54:00
if the name God like the universe,
01:54:02
because if it's just nature loving atheism, then that doesn't get you far.
01:54:06
But I think if you believe that the universe is fundamentally conscious,
01:54:10
like there is some will or agency underlying the
01:54:15
the things that we interact with,
01:54:17
and I think that gets you pretty close to a, a concept of God.
01:54:20
Maybe this table is interesting.
01:54:22
Maybe cloth has conscious, maybe rocks have consciousness.
01:54:25
They just don't have an ability to express themselves.
01:54:28
They don't have this language, this panpsychism and all this other stuff
01:54:33
that we connect to consciousness, but that it is an integral part
01:54:37
that is framed by prism.
01:54:39
Did you throw a label over something you just call
01:54:42
what he describes as panpsychism, and that's everything has consciousness.
01:54:48
We got 20s left till it
01:54:51
part of everything in the universe. Yeah.
01:54:54
And if the universe is God, the universe creating
01:54:57
all these things, it is essentially a creation machine, right?
01:55:01
It creates
01:55:01
stars, it creates galaxies, it creates supernovas to create carbon based life.
01:55:06
All these different things that happen. Yeah.
01:55:08
They're all all created by this process.
01:55:10
It's just not a guy in the sky in a robe,
01:55:14
isn't it?
01:55:15
Right, right.
01:55:17
So they go through all of that.
01:55:22
Oh, whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa.
01:55:26
What are you up to?
01:55:27
What's your what's your overall I mean, give your overall thought after,
01:55:31
hearing all that, your, that that's exactly the argument I'm looking for.
01:55:38
He he nailed it point by point, and
01:55:42
and the guy, the British guy or whatever he has, he actually is an atheist.
01:55:45
He is an atheist.
01:55:46
But he he's smart enough to, you know, to to the conversation
01:55:52
because he again admits that no, no one knows.
01:55:55
You know, apparently you're the only one who knows.
01:55:57
Maybe who's in those seats behind you?
01:56:00
Nobody.
01:56:01
I found an empty movie theater to go jerk off.
01:56:03
What are those? A bunch of blue dildos lined up behind you.
01:56:05
There's a bunch of blue dildos lined up behind you.
01:56:08
Yeah. That's true.
01:56:09
That's almost behind me.
01:56:10
To a bunch of seed backs.
01:56:11
Just different colors.
01:56:13
Just shapes on.
01:56:16
I'm on the wrong side, Gary.
01:56:19
Gary, be with me here, just for a second.
01:56:21
In about, like, five seconds.
01:56:23
Do me a favor. Say,
01:56:26
say, don't really leave, but say as above, so below for me.
01:56:29
As above, so below.
01:56:31
Haha.
01:56:32
He said too soon. Fuck I know no.
01:56:35
And it's.
01:56:35
So go back to you.
01:56:38
We we're not getting by. Pat.
01:56:40
What's your what's your thought on what's going on there?
01:56:42
The flip Brady I guess so
01:56:46
yeah.
01:56:47
Then play play and play my man I love the ohmygod
01:56:52
Ben I love the of that girl
01:56:57
again.
01:56:58
Oh he's come back.
01:56:59
Here we go. Over go.
01:57:01
Oh you know I have follow ups.
01:57:03
I don't just give you one clip I give you a no.
01:57:05
I like you just fucking really good.
01:57:07
And I then I spin it
01:57:10
like this. Give me bit Australian.
01:57:12
What is this?
01:57:13
Give me my Ben.
01:57:15
No, it's been in some weird other guy.
01:57:17
All right.
01:57:17
I'll think the weird other guy.
01:57:20
Yeah.
01:57:20
So let's talk about that because obviously you get deep into in
01:57:23
the book light of the mind, light of the world,
01:57:24
you get into the modern discoveries with regard to quantum mechanics.
01:57:28
And of course, it's been stated that if you actually understand
01:57:31
quantum mechanics, then that just demonstrates
01:57:34
that you don't understand quantum mechanics.
01:57:36
It is it is bizarro world. It is.
01:57:38
You got to there are a couple we there are a couple weird edits here too, as well.
01:57:41
Shit.
01:57:42
What's this?
01:57:42
What would you do? Yeah, I don't know. You fucking do that.
01:57:45
Why are you asking me? You did it.
01:57:47
I gotta put it back.
01:57:48
I didn't, I don't know, like the crowd cleared out behind you.
01:57:52
It's stuck.
01:57:52
Oh, my lord, hang on a move.
01:57:54
There we go.
01:57:56
I'm asking you just totally destroyed it.
01:57:59
Looks like the party's over. Go! Oh,
01:58:03
as I move my
01:58:04
mouse by, it's just to truly understand what the hell anybody is talking about.
01:58:08
Because it really is about wild levels of indeterminacy.
01:58:11
Thanks. But honestly.
01:58:12
Aquarium. Yeah. Okay. Pause.
01:58:15
Ben, I appreciate you.
01:58:16
I sometimes
01:58:17
I think you're an intellectual, but talking to the TV is a waste of time.
01:58:21
Yeah, this is kind of weird, but hear you in the TV, it's good.
01:58:25
At least I know there's an regardless.
01:58:27
Good. I guess they can.
01:58:28
That's a cool fish tank.
01:58:30
Go ahead.
01:58:30
Don't let the fucking esthetic distract you from the conversation
01:58:33
that's being head.
01:58:34
That's what you don't know.
01:58:35
That's what the fuck getting out of it.
01:58:37
Tell you what, what, what is the what does that have to do
01:58:41
with the exploding of certain ideas that that atheists
01:58:46
and materials have about the universe that begins really, with the work,
01:58:51
the earlier work of Ludwig Boltzmann, who kind of inspired
01:58:53
these guys like Paul Planck and and later pioneers who discover, as you
01:58:58
say, that at certain levels of the material world,
01:59:02
we're not actually looking at a bunch of billiard balls clattering together.
01:59:06
We're not looking at these lumps of matter colliding.
01:59:10
We're looking at something much more mysterious and strange.
01:59:14
The best description of this that I know of that's ever been
01:59:18
been given was given by Niels Bohr, who was
01:59:20
one of the great lights of this time, and he was the founder
01:59:24
of what's now called the Copenhagen interpretation of quantum physics.
01:59:28
And what he basically says is, the reason this stuff looks so weird to us
01:59:32
is because we beginning for the first time in mathematics, to approach
01:59:36
the threshold of the world
01:59:39
outside of our observation.
01:59:42
We're always having to describe the results of our observations,
01:59:45
the results of our experiments.
01:59:46
But what we're trying to get at in
01:59:48
quantum physics is what happens when our backs are turned.
01:59:52
And it stands to reason both odd
01:59:54
that without human perception, things don't follow
01:59:59
even the most basic categories that we apply to the world, like motion
02:00:03
through space and time.
02:00:05
These things that we think of as kind of hard coded into reality
02:00:09
are actually brought into being by the human experience,
02:00:13
by human observation and perception, by conscious minds.
02:00:16
And what I think this really means is that the world of Le Clos,
02:00:19
which is this pure machine described so beautifully by the Newtonian equations,
02:00:24
the world
02:00:25
that we think of as a kind of dead object with no human involvement, no human will
02:00:30
as part of it, is actually something that we are co-creators of.
02:00:35
The world needs us to take the shape that we experience the world in,
02:00:40
and that actually is the reality, the situation described in Genesis,
02:00:46
as you alluded to, man in the image of God,
02:00:48
a creation that has to be seen in order to be brought into being.
02:00:51
A creation is the product of language and communication.
02:00:54
All of these things are at the heart of what quantum physics suggests
02:00:58
and leads us to discover about the world, and it totally upends
02:01:03
this idea that we're meat robots living in a metal machine.
02:01:07
You know?
02:01:09
Okay,
02:01:09
okay, this is a great, great point he's making.
02:01:13
Okay. So we have this existence.
02:01:15
It is fantastic. It is magnanimous.
02:01:19
We always are so arrogant.
02:01:21
We think we are the reason for or the pinnacle of it.
02:01:26
But you know what?
02:01:27
To be really honest with ourselves, he's
02:01:30
relating it to quantum physics, though I we are.
02:01:33
You are saying. You're saying we are. No, no.
02:01:35
Oh, that I cut you off. I cut you off. I never go going the other direction.
02:01:37
I thought you're going to agree. Totally.
02:01:40
This is the coolest thing we can imagine.
02:01:42
Because we couldn't imagine much cooler because we've really got a good.
02:01:46
We've really got a pretty sweet fix up things.
02:01:51
So how do you think this is to
02:01:54
how close do you think this is to a matrix type situation? Then
02:01:57
what?
02:01:58
Not exactly, but not exactly, but similar
02:02:02
symmetry
02:02:04
is that if they're not even simulation,
02:02:06
just just not even simulation, but just that goes like this.
02:02:11
If if anything exists, that's not real
02:02:14
and simulated, like matrix style,
02:02:17
then those would outnumber the real ones.
02:02:21
So I, I've never really I've never understood this, therefore
02:02:24
I've never understood this.
02:02:25
Yet we are in a simulation.
02:02:28
Yeah. I've never understood the Schrodinger's cat thing.
02:02:30
But if that's exactly what they mean by it's not dead or alive until you look
02:02:35
that human perception, human consciousness
02:02:38
is literally what the difference is.
02:02:41
If that's literally exactly what they mean by that, that's incredible.
02:02:46
Never what we're figuratively.
02:02:48
No, that guy is no, no no no, that guy is good, buddy.
02:02:52
And this boy was the guy mentioned in this last clip.
02:02:55
I mentioned several people.
02:02:57
That's what you're saying, that he's wrong in interpreting it that way?
02:03:01
Yes. The Copenhagen interpretation is wrong.
02:03:04
That.
02:03:05
Oh, according to the Copenhagen interpretation in.
02:03:08
Yeah. What do you think about the dual slit experiment? We're
02:03:12
excited at the table, but
02:03:14
quantum entanglement, in order to say, okay, this is not masturbation.
02:03:19
Come on. Yeah.
02:03:20
It you need it is if you have been training them both
02:03:24
if you're ready training one the other
02:03:27
photons affect the, photons.
02:03:32
I'm sorry, photons affect the experiment.
02:03:35
And in order to see something, let photons.
02:03:37
And so therefore that's null and void.
02:03:40
It is the observer problem.
02:03:41
And that still exists.
02:03:43
However, it does not prove
02:03:46
that that matter is sentient.
02:03:49
It doesn't tell us.
02:03:50
It doesn't it doesn't matter yet.
02:03:53
I mean, that the matter is, is
02:03:57
well, I mean, that's what Joe that's what Joe was kind of mentioning, is
02:04:00
he was kind of saying that just, any, any atom in general
02:04:04
is not going to be like, consciously aware because it doesn't have
02:04:08
as many faculties as we do.
02:04:09
But there is some type of weird consciousness to it.
02:04:12
And when you talk about,
02:04:13
we've talked about it previously and it's known with plants,
02:04:17
just plants being in dirt as each other, they communicate with each other.
02:04:21
That. Right.
02:04:22
So there's a bunch of shit
02:04:23
that's going on that you don't you don't you don't you, you can't say.
02:04:27
And again, this goes back to Joe Rogan.
02:04:29
It's like these these people.
02:04:30
That example is great to
02:04:34
do so.
02:04:35
But despite all these weird fucking sit here in your little box
02:04:39
and go, no, no, no, this doesn't exist when we balance out here.
02:04:44
Well it's out here.
02:04:44
All want to play.
02:04:45
We all want to play in this world
02:04:47
and kind of think about all the things that are possible.
02:04:49
You just want to sit in this little box and go, no,
02:04:52
no, I, I do think that
02:04:54
his first thought you said was
02:04:58
I do like to say no.
02:05:02
No. Yes.
02:05:03
No, no, don't say anything.
02:05:05
Don't say they don't say anything. Let them.
02:05:08
Know that's all you got.
02:05:12
Wait. What?
02:05:13
I was
02:05:15
no learned.
02:05:17
Sorry.
02:05:18
But I can tell you that was a good example.
02:05:21
You sit in your little box, you're sitting in your little box and saying, no,
02:05:24
this isn't possible when you guys are out here going, oh my God,
02:05:30
seriously, I sit in this
02:05:32
little box of all the things that are possible,
02:05:36
and then I rule out the impossible.
02:05:39
No, what's what's great about this is people like me.
02:05:42
No, it's people like me.
02:05:43
And I think like Brady as well.
02:05:45
We sit in the same box as you, but we also sit in this
02:05:48
much larger box at the same time. Yes.
02:05:51
And I can shave off a ton of that for you if you just hear me out.
02:05:57
It's ridiculous.
02:05:58
Nonsense.
02:06:00
It's really stupid things you shouldn't believe
02:06:04
because they just can't see me.
02:06:07
He literally explained, I see three boxes in a bigger box. He.
02:06:12
I just like yelling at you.
02:06:14
Oh, look at Brady.
02:06:16
It's raining in here all of a sudden.
02:06:18
What's happening? And,
02:06:26
come on out of the brawl.
02:06:27
I went into the corner to control my own.
02:06:38
Oh, that's a shame.
02:06:40
We woke up.
02:06:43
It's blue balls day.
02:06:44
I think I'm gonna need something for the pain.
02:06:46
Staring at the poster on the wall.
02:06:48
That's my cousin. I'm a.
02:06:49
Give him a call. Check my Tinder window.
02:06:52
You've kept swiping right there.
02:06:53
Really stupid.
02:06:54
I found my way on this app. Swipe left, swipe right.
02:06:57
Or should I say I'm just out here thinking I'm screwed?
02:07:00
Girls don't like the booze.
02:07:02
I try so hard with the watch.
02:07:03
The youth promise only doc I will never do.
02:07:06
Why your.
02:07:07
Why won't you just date me.
02:07:10
When all the want is respect.
02:07:12
But you won't give up the sex.
02:07:14
Why you?
02:07:15
Why do girls hate me? I didn't watch this.
02:07:18
I just saw the title.
02:07:20
But now I saw you. You're.
02:07:23
You are no one to screw the day
02:07:27
I lay around and masturbate.
02:07:29
Master.
02:07:30
Might as well clean, so you might as well.
02:07:32
Do you have a medium?
02:07:33
You'd have a media page, I guess I'll be honest.
02:07:36
It sounds like it should be played at fucking faster horses.
02:07:39
Tell my friends.
02:07:40
Yeah.
02:07:41
Hard to comprehend all this trash can I, I don't, I'm not.
02:07:44
I always hated country work, man.
02:07:46
I really want to see.
02:07:48
I went to a country concert over the weekend.
02:07:50
I'm starting to think. No, no one wants to hear about it.
02:07:52
Hopefully you don't have videos of the show, but I don't know what A is.
02:07:57
I sure don't.
02:07:58
The promoters came up to me though, and they said,
02:08:00
if you show our video on, no, I know people that have done that.
02:08:04
Motherfucker, please you dog, I know I can hear
02:08:07
you thinking me that you call that crap Sunday.
02:08:10
I am not a car.
02:08:12
No one.
02:08:13
That's a stripper cop.
02:08:14
That's not a real cop around here.
02:08:16
Masturbate, master baby, I am so freakin.
02:08:20
Whoa, whoa, whoa. That's a guy.
02:08:22
That was a guy who raised a guy, masturbate, masturbating.
02:08:29
Masturbate.
02:08:31
Whoa. I don't think
02:08:33
master pay.
02:08:37
Master pay whores.
02:08:44
Honestly, this sounds a lot like the other two videos
02:08:47
from Shapiro and Rogan.
02:08:55
No, from back on my cell phone, she said come over, but come on. Yes.
02:09:00
I'm desperate. I need that. Bieber brought seven combs.
02:09:03
I'm an overachiever.
02:09:04
Arrive at her house and I pop impaled, saw her kitchen,
02:09:07
got the chills taking off the clothes while a crow fell on her phone.
02:09:11
When, like the worst, your friends are hard.
02:09:13
Right? There.
02:09:14
Your parents are hard right now.
02:09:16
That a car wreck?
02:09:18
No, I can't stop.
02:09:19
Is where the cameraman's hard right now.
02:09:22
Your priest is hard right now.
02:09:24
Everyone's hard to stop right now.
02:09:26
I think that means I'm going down.
02:09:30
I am so frickin hard.
02:09:33
What the fuck is this?
02:09:34
I better turn this off then. First.
02:09:38
It's supposed to be funny, right?
02:09:40
This is the answer.
02:09:41
Everyone, I think, brought this video.
02:09:43
This is. It's supposed to be funny or.
02:09:45
No, it's, out loud.
02:09:47
Masturbate.
02:09:47
Official music video. Medicate parody.
02:09:50
So. Yeah, well, maybe you should review it before the show.
02:09:54
I was hoping you guys tell me it sounds like a song or some is a parody.
02:09:58
It's.
02:09:58
That does sound like a song, but I like it.
02:10:01
She's, She's a warrior woman.
02:10:04
I think that's the
02:10:05
hilarious part of the thing.
02:10:10
Are you supposed to say that?
02:10:12
Heavyset. And he went down?
02:10:15
Yeah.
02:10:17
If I say fat chick,
02:10:20
is that the appropriate,
02:10:22
politically correct thing to say? Fat?
02:10:27
I don't know, that chick, that.
02:10:30
Oh, chick.
02:10:32
I got some chick challenged me.
02:10:34
See my draft for your Disney health jokes.
02:10:38
Don't give up. Do you know what, Disney draft board?
02:10:39
You know, person don't give a fuck.
02:10:42
I know you look at that for
02:10:45
they call him poo sized.
02:10:47
Like no one gives off a fuck about your draft board.
02:10:49
You son of a bitch.
02:10:50
Everyone fuck about this.
02:10:53
Oh, you're doing that
02:10:55
okay.
02:10:56
Oh, wait,
02:10:58
Han Solo, I can tell I don't
02:11:04
Han Solo. Why would say
02:11:08
it's not a helmet?
02:11:10
Han Solo, let's go.
02:11:12
Part.
02:11:17
That sounds great.
02:11:18
This.
02:11:19
I love.
02:11:23
Crush.
02:11:24
I'll be clear about.
02:11:29
You can't.
02:11:29
You see, I'm so.
02:11:35
Poor.
02:11:36
Because against your skin
02:11:40
I'm about to make out
02:11:43
love.
02:11:44
And you love me.
02:11:47
You spit on your hair that's off my cock.
02:11:51
That up your face.
02:11:55
Play with my nose
02:11:57
and tell me how big they are.
02:12:02
Honey, rub your finger up and down my face.
02:12:07
I see the corner of your beard.
02:12:10
And watch me like.
02:12:11
Oh, all right,
02:12:15
let's see.
02:12:16
No way.
02:12:17
Okay, you got it.
02:12:19
You got it. You ever heard this before?
02:12:22
No, no.
02:12:25
So. Okay. That was good.
02:12:27
I like this not over
02:12:30
my dress.
02:12:30
Then I'll be like.
02:12:33
It's like I say, the Mafia attack on me.
02:12:37
And I blew.
02:12:43
Up, down
02:12:45
and my spine lost my neck.
02:12:48
It doesn't hurt.
02:12:51
Right between my legs coming out of there,
02:12:58
I think I got that, you know, I on your.
02:13:05
All right.
02:13:05
That's a that's a live performance.
02:13:08
Really? You've never heard that before.
02:13:11
All find nine life performance because that song is fucking brilliant.
02:13:15
But corral your tadpole
02:13:19
that could be male in a medium pace.
02:13:25
Let's see.
02:13:26
I think if a woman's clit is large enough, any of these would qualify
02:13:29
as a woman's.
02:13:36
Brain.
02:13:40
Great.
02:13:40
Can we play the audio?
02:13:41
What's your answer?
02:13:43
It is a baby.
02:13:45
Yeah, yeah, it will give you multiple.
02:13:49
I need you so you're multiple?
02:13:52
No, but I'm pretty sure the first
02:13:55
one of those against your skin, they're not real spin.
02:13:58
I'm a boy.
02:13:59
We can see it says go to the bank.
02:14:01
So loving you.
02:14:03
That's a masturbation reference.
02:14:04
Go to the bank. Yeah.
02:14:06
Spit on your.
02:14:07
Go to the bank. Yeah, they got me no pace.
02:14:13
It's weird.
02:14:13
They said you don't go to the bank.
02:14:15
Tell me how big they are.
02:14:19
They're.
02:14:19
Honey, I've never been up and down.
02:14:23
You sit on the.
02:14:26
Yeah. Oh.
02:14:26
January song by Adam Sandler.
02:14:28
One of the most famous, comedy of them.
02:14:31
You see that shampoo?
02:14:33
Yeah.
02:14:34
Yeah, but you go should hear the lyrics because it's not like,
02:14:38
push it in and out at, medium pace.
02:14:42
Classic spanking.
02:14:43
Or talk about your old boyfriends, maybe.
02:14:47
Right. How big it was.
02:14:50
No, it's not pubes
02:14:52
and punch me in the face and.
02:14:58
Oh, darling, make me push my dick.
02:15:03
It falls right between my legs.
02:15:09
Call me an I woman and take my picture
02:15:13
to show all the people you work.
02:15:17
World.
02:15:20
Now pull out my scrotum and take the shampoo bottle out of my ass. Wow.
02:15:27
Pretend I'm the pizza delivery guy
02:15:30
and watch me and whack off.
02:15:34
Strap on a dildo and make me give you head.
02:15:39
Tell me to slow down and do it at a medium pace.
02:15:44
Oh, that's okay, that's good.
02:15:46
That's all in it. It's beautiful.
02:15:48
Beautiful view.
02:15:49
It got really game.
02:15:50
It's a fucking amazing song.
02:15:52
It's oh my lord, I got to go whack off
02:15:55
right now.
02:15:59
It's interesting
02:16:00
how you got that clip already.
02:16:03
Know spanking the monkey.
02:16:07
Spanking the monkey.
02:16:09
Spanking the monkey.
02:16:11
That's a classic.
02:16:12
It's a little racist bank. Hello?
02:16:14
The monkey.
02:16:15
Especially if the guy is black.
02:16:19
Kind of writes itself.
02:16:27
Yeah.
02:16:27
What? Yep.
02:16:30
What?
02:16:34
Oh. What? Oh.
02:16:36
Oh, yeah.
02:16:38
And that the pimp. Oh, yeah.
02:16:40
Puff daddy.
02:16:44
So I think I think they take they take what?
02:16:46
I do love Jesus.
02:16:49
I'm understanding rap. Thanks, Brady.
02:16:51
This is this is good. Oh, daddy.
02:16:55
Thank Brady.
02:16:58
Oh, yeah.
02:16:59
Think about it. Yeah.
02:17:00
What?
02:17:02
They,
02:17:04
you know what to say.
02:17:05
What? I don't know, man.
02:17:08
I was dancing with a lady at the Ritz Carlton in Naples, Florida one evening.
02:17:13
Oh, and our dancing got quite heavy and hot.
02:17:17
Or is it hot and heavy? Don't matter.
02:17:20
I wanted to take it farther, but she passed.
02:17:23
At that point, I told her I was going to go home and abuse myself.
02:17:27
Thinking about her, she said,
02:17:30
please do it for me and write it for me.
02:17:34
I called her the next morning
02:17:37
and that's how this next rap was born.
02:17:41
For certain reasons, I won't use her name this rap.
02:17:45
And since I personally do not know anyone
02:17:47
named Alice, I'll use Alice in this rap.
02:17:51
You choose your own.
02:17:54
It's called masturbation rap.
02:17:57
Have you lost your mind?
02:17:59
Last night I masturbated about you, Alice.
02:18:03
Excuse me.
02:18:04
I got so excited I didn't know what to do.
02:18:07
Alice.
02:18:08
Everyone knows that.
02:18:09
It's just my hand got caught in my zipper.
02:18:12
I couldn't release the catch
02:18:15
cause I know that I could think about
02:18:18
was your sensational so irreplaceable.
02:18:22
And yes, so very testable.
02:18:25
Snatch. No, I never knew that.
02:18:28
I honestly never knew that.
02:18:32
What?
02:18:33
It's very weird.
02:18:35
She's gonna.
02:18:36
She's gonna like, you know, it looks like a, you know, maybe I don't know,
02:18:39
I don't know.
02:18:40
I noticed the tessellation in his chest.
02:18:42
I thought he was a black man until I realized he was all white man.
02:18:46
He's a Jew.
02:18:48
Yeah.
02:18:48
Hebrew look. Right, man. Look at his bling.
02:18:51
Yeah, that's the first fucking book. Hustle.
02:18:54
Yamaka.
02:18:55
Has anyone or anything?
02:18:59
Yeah, yeah, that's a Jew.
02:19:02
The pushing the Old Testament
02:19:05
hustle to hustle in that Old Testament.
02:19:07
Good for him. That little fucking book.
02:19:09
The irony of saying bless anyone or anything.
02:19:14
Wow. Let's not.
02:19:23
There's something going in the green
02:19:25
overcoat burning.
02:19:30
Well, I love the green dildo.
02:19:32
It's really looks big on the counter there.
02:19:38
The next one,
02:19:39
like a shark or it's like a round of doing drops.
02:19:42
That's going to be another one as well.
02:19:43
I love that Greenville, though.
02:19:46
13 people, once there's
02:19:48
children involved, I,
02:19:52
when ever one an 87 year old man
02:19:56
found naked and hanging by his belt draw was the result of masturbating
02:20:01
right?
02:20:03
Oh, that's there, there is.
02:20:06
There is some breaking news, is there?
02:20:09
Cuomo right.
02:20:11
Asphyxiation.
02:20:13
Oh my word.
02:20:13
Selfish.
02:20:18
And it's, it's hard for me.
02:20:19
The New York State.
02:20:21
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
02:20:24
So breaking news doesn't have a I promise breaking
02:20:29
draw studio.
02:20:30
There's no time to begin an upgrade.
02:20:33
I'm going from a person
02:20:37
crying in baseball to homo.
02:20:41
I'm going to be a homo.
02:20:42
Oh, really?
02:20:44
Yeah. Nice.
02:20:45
A home homeowner. Congratulations.
02:20:48
Right, I know, so I can't wait.
02:20:52
I'll put it off me. That was accepted.
02:20:54
It is good.
02:20:55
So it is going through, probate court because, the person,
02:21:00
bought the property a year ago in November 2023
02:21:04
and, died and didn't have a will.
02:21:09
So it's here through probate court. So my girlfriend and I
02:21:11
are speculating that the person actually died in the house.
02:21:14
It said that there was vinyl flooring with a hard one underneath.
02:21:19
But when we went there to look at it, there was hardly
02:21:23
been areas and the vinyl was gone.
02:21:26
And it's not like it's stacked up somewhere.
02:21:28
So we're speculative. The person died.
02:21:30
I don't want to ask because I obviously don't want to know.
02:21:32
I don't really care that much.
02:21:33
She wants to just assume that there was someone dead there,
02:21:36
just so she can have, like, a ghost friend, right?
02:21:39
Who would you think?
02:21:44
I live next to a cemetery
02:21:47
I have you can have it analyzed on this hand.
02:21:50
Oh, speaking of which, we gotta get back to the damn house.
02:21:54
So? So, just going to my girlfriend.
02:21:57
Her very best friend is a fucking retard.
02:22:00
Married to a retard.
02:22:01
But she's really into Halloween.
02:22:03
She's already putting up Halloween decorations.
02:22:05
Graveyard segment. Motherfucker.
02:22:07
We're hitting it early.
02:22:08
Yeah, we're hitting it like Maya.
02:22:09
We're hitting it like fucking Maya.
02:22:11
We're going to have it in fucking September.
02:22:13
We're.
02:22:13
We're going until December with the graveyard segment, because Jesus died.
02:22:16
And so we might as well clean up. Right?
02:22:19
Bring it on. Bring it on for Jesus.
02:22:23
Am I hitting it now?
02:22:24
I don't know. Yeah.
02:22:26
Yes. You ready to go?
02:22:28
Portable?
02:22:29
Yeah, I am portable. Are you going to go?
02:22:43
So I want two fingers crossed.
02:22:44
So go full screen. Hopefully he trips full screen.
02:22:46
Come on.
02:22:47
I want to change my number one, place to hide and masturbate.
02:22:52
Yeah,
02:22:53
the graveyard.
02:22:55
Well, yeah.
02:22:56
How much masturbation do you think goes on in the graveyard?
02:22:59
Do you think, like, people who miss their loved one, like, show up?
02:23:01
They're like, whack off.
02:23:02
Everybody there has nothing better to do for eternity.
02:23:05
I bet you there's a lot of masturbating.
02:23:07
No, I'm not saying that.
02:23:08
I'm just saying, like, somebody who's a loved
02:23:09
one shows up and is like, I miss you so much in the weather.
02:23:12
Like.
02:23:13
Like, shoot what?
02:23:13
On the gravestone. Like, I miss you. Zero.
02:23:15
I think that happens zero times.
02:23:17
You think so?
02:23:19
Oh, sure. It's happened once.
02:23:20
I think anybody and jack off and Gary you know
02:23:24
we need you to we we you need to do a favor for the show.
02:23:27
Yeah. Okay. Prove me wrong. Prove me wrong. Yeah.
02:23:32
Work off one of the great.
02:23:35
All right.
02:23:37
Just rub your penis. All right?
02:23:38
At least you don't have to show it to you just straight you you will go viral.
02:23:42
That is the biggest, boldest atheist move.
02:23:44
You don't give a fool about heaven or hell. Yeah.
02:23:47
Fuck about rape.
02:23:47
Yeah, I remember that.
02:23:49
Even better. It's just a stone.
02:23:51
We're like a.
02:23:52
Yeah, pile of minerals are just a physical.
02:23:55
I mean, that was all.
02:23:56
Everybody there ended a long time ago.
02:23:58
Well, we really care. 1 or 2 of them.
02:24:01
Honestly, that long ago.
02:24:02
Honestly, if I was that buried person and somebody did that to my grave, I laugh.
02:24:07
I go, fuck, that's pretty funny.
02:24:09
We can't see shit. We're going to have to get you a stage light to take out.
02:24:12
I would, I would personally go to God and go, hey,
02:24:14
I want you to bless this person because they're fucking hilarious.
02:24:18
Yeah, they got some balls.
02:24:20
Literally, I saw them. Did you make it?
02:24:24
Yeah. You're the sorry, but I mean okay.
02:24:26
Did you your you Robert, we've seen you rub your dick.
02:24:29
You rub your dick. Congrats on yet.
02:24:31
Oh, shut off your kill your Wi-Fi because you're going to be
02:24:35
right. Right.
02:24:37
Tugging your wife, connected there.
02:24:40
Yeah, he's going to be.
02:24:41
He's going to be barely tugging his wife out versus being a,
02:24:44
There's the problem here in life.
02:24:47
Neck spin.
02:24:48
Actually, it says tug in your Wi-Fi. Really?
02:24:51
Well, come on. Where is it? Grave.
02:24:53
Give us a grave. Grave in the night. Just give us one.
02:24:56
What say, here's the light. It.
02:24:57
I did and and.
02:25:00
Oh. Oh, it's him, you I rejoice.
02:25:03
It's. It didn't show up.
02:25:06
Do you bring a light?
02:25:07
I know a here's the thing.
02:25:10
Did you read it out loud
02:25:12
I feel.
02:25:13
Oh, my lord, back
02:25:16
I'm fucked up on and gets it ending back.
02:25:20
Who uses the graveyard?
02:25:21
So we use a different streaming app, and,
02:25:25
I could flip the camera and I can't, I can't.
02:25:29
Well, you should just. It
02:25:31
just. I can't do camera.
02:25:33
I you can't put the camera. I've been I've.
02:25:36
Yeah, yeah.
02:25:37
You can flip the camera.
02:25:39
Okay.
02:25:40
But the parent tell me how you can.
02:25:42
Yes you can
02:25:44
okay okay I do option.
02:25:46
You go. There's an option.
02:25:48
Calm down. There's no no. You just left the app.
02:25:50
You just left the app.
02:25:51
Now you're back in the app. See, I know, see, see how crazy.
02:25:54
How I knew that that's what you just did.
02:25:55
It's a I, you know.
02:25:56
So. So.
02:25:57
Okay, if I'm telling you that you can flip the fucking camera around.
02:26:00
There's no one here. He's he's in a browser.
02:26:03
You can't.
02:26:04
It doesn't matter.
02:26:05
Browser app doesn't matter.
02:26:07
It's the same shit or can't do it.
02:26:09
You can flip the fucking camera. I would love to.
02:26:12
I would do it and then go back to the cemetery.
02:26:14
I went to the cemetery.
02:26:15
There has not been like this, the graveyard segment.
02:26:20
But guess what? Just not true.
02:26:25
So our
02:26:27
overall segment of 13 people who died from masturbating.
02:26:30
Number two, there are people who get in the margins
02:26:34
on a perforated bowel after getting vibrating dildos stuck in his anus.
02:26:39
Well, we do lose our dude
02:26:42
masturbate until the, of the lunch dinner.
02:26:45
I find a deal.
02:26:46
Those dildos are not puffery rated.
02:26:50
Yeah, they're. No, but his bowel was.
02:26:52
You mean sharp?
02:26:53
Dull? Those aren't sharp.
02:26:55
Well, how great is bowel?
02:26:56
If the dildo that it perforated is followed
02:27:00
by the vibration and, by the vibration.
02:27:04
There was this team irritated.
02:27:06
Yeah.
02:27:07
So you're you're the you're the expert on this are plastic.
02:27:09
Yes I am oh.
02:27:10
Our plastic edges always perfect.
02:27:13
You never like I said no I've got, I've got like a
02:27:15
a like a back massage or something.
02:27:19
Come a little bit separated or so.
02:27:20
Yeah, I could, I've never.
02:27:23
Yeah.
02:27:25
I've got a back massage.
02:27:26
Well, we call it.
02:27:28
You do that if you leave it in perforate is cut.
02:27:31
You know, penetrate is just. Yeah.
02:27:33
Perforate is it poked and then reacts on where it
02:27:37
what I'm saying I've got a back massager and it's like a vibration.
02:27:41
Right.
02:27:41
So and if you leave it in one area, it almost becomes, it almost becomes itchy.
02:27:45
It almost like rotated.
02:27:47
Okay.
02:27:48
That's the type of action.
02:27:49
You think that's the type of action that happened.
02:27:50
The constant vibration in the.
02:27:52
That's the one installed in my blow up doll.
02:27:56
I'm going to turn this into a song.
02:27:57
That's what I'm vibrating a vibrating sphincter.
02:28:02
What song?
02:28:05
Vibrating sphincters.
02:28:06
Are there any kids involved?
02:28:11
What in the hell?
02:28:13
I don't want to say what.
02:28:15
Space time.
02:28:17
I don't know, man.
02:28:18
I can say what
02:28:20
what what?
02:28:24
I don't know nothing about it, man.
02:28:29
Say what?
02:28:31
Say it again.
02:28:33
Rock wrecker has spoken for itself.
02:28:39
How many fit was the dog doing?
02:28:40
How many fit?
02:28:41
How many fit? I don't know how many.
02:28:44
Three. Three. Easily.
02:28:45
Any more than that? You should.
02:28:47
All right, well, if we're at a low the other way, it may seem impressive,
02:28:50
but, you know, when you get older, if we're at a low, although we're with me,
02:28:55
although Gary already already agree with me on this one. So.
02:28:58
Okay.
02:29:00
Study claims controversial class
02:29:02
does date to the time of Jesus.
02:29:13
Oh hold on,
02:29:14
forgive me on my argument from incredulity, but man, no.
02:29:18
So there's the shroud, the the the shroud, the text.
02:29:22
I don't know.
02:29:24
Jesus. This face.
02:29:25
So this just like. Yeah. So yeah.
02:29:28
So there was, study that was done in the it may say it in this article,
02:29:33
the last, test done out, it was, I think, done in like the 50s.
02:29:37
Yeah.
02:29:38
It really would throw the term 1980s.
02:29:41
Yeah.
02:29:42
Radiocarbon study done in the late 1890s.
02:29:45
They just did one the Italian, the Italian did it, recently.
02:29:50
It's more accurate.
02:29:52
They do say that is that it is dated at the time.
02:29:57
How do we put in the year in which it's dated?
02:30:00
Around the time that Jesus took this course?
02:30:02
There is no country named Italy.
02:30:05
That's Italy.
02:30:08
You're fucking Sicilian anyway, you son of a bitch.
02:30:11
Yeah. Is
02:30:13
like friggin Napoleon.
02:30:15
No I'm not. Yeah.
02:30:16
I mean, come on, little pipsqueak.
02:30:18
I knew that would offend you.
02:30:20
That's why I said it,
02:30:22
you know.
02:30:22
Why is his hand tucked into his tunic?
02:30:25
The gonorrhea?
02:30:29
Right.
02:30:29
So scratching this, this has been
02:30:34
dated using recent, most recent technology.
02:30:37
And it's dated to be around the time that Jesus existed.
02:30:40
So somehow they, like, smush his face and into the.
02:30:43
The carpet is like the Shroud of Turin.
02:30:48
Yeah, yeah.
02:30:48
This has been.
02:30:49
Yeah.
02:30:49
The face of Jesus.
02:30:51
No, but they just recently they just recently the Italian researchers
02:30:54
just recently use new data that suggests
02:30:57
that this did come from the
02:31:01
the time frame in which Jesus was alive.
02:31:03
So there is a probability that this is actually, in fact, representative.
02:31:11
Yeah. Of Jesus himself.
02:31:15
And, biases.
02:31:16
You know what I have to say about Jesus?
02:31:19
I mean, you know, man, if it wasn't for believing in
02:31:22
what God made there, you wouldn't have anything in life, man.
02:31:26
You wouldn't have anything in life.
02:31:27
You guys better get a heart, the soul man,
02:31:29
you know, because otherwise, you're not going to make it in this world.
02:31:33
May have we are going to make it in this world.
02:31:35
You don't have to make it in this world.
02:31:39
Yeah,
02:31:40
yeah, I know with I really
02:31:43
it takes me a little bit of time to understand what he was saying.
02:31:46
You know what I mean?
02:31:47
So you want me to start.
02:31:50
I know, I mean, holy crap.
02:31:52
But yeah, I know, man, when you mention God or the Bible,
02:31:56
people freak out in, they freak right out.
02:31:59
Freak out. Yep.
02:32:01
It seems like the alcohol has something to do with it. Who
02:32:06
are these?
02:32:08
Found in too much alcohol and everything. And
02:32:11
and have you guys seen this before?
02:32:14
Something's wrong with that.
02:32:15
Yeah. No.
02:32:18
You and Brady
02:32:19
both are just trying to bring him the truth, man.
02:32:22
I know about that.
02:32:24
Bring me the truth about just telling you
02:32:26
it wasn't right what he did to you to man.
02:32:28
You know, he's right. It's not fair.
02:32:31
What do you doing, Brady?
02:32:33
Big bad Gary.
02:32:37
Look at that.
02:32:38
Look at. That's Jesus's face.
02:32:39
That's it I it's clearly it's obviously his face.
02:32:43
Looks just like it clearly is obvious.
02:32:45
Well this the one on the right is like,
02:32:49
do, like a recreation of the,
02:32:52
the very faint version that is on the left.
02:32:57
But they did it.
02:32:58
That son of a bitch to, be around the time that that son of a bitch limps.
02:33:02
So what's up, bitch?
02:33:04
What? Why you.
02:33:07
What say you?
02:33:08
You're going to click it.
02:33:09
What? Say you. What?
02:33:16
What say you say what?
02:33:18
Say what you see.
02:33:20
What say? You say
02:33:22
what say you.
02:33:28
And what's your point here, Gary?
02:33:34
Absurd!
02:33:36
Asked flag.
02:33:38
Oh, crap. No, no, we already ran it.
02:33:40
We I ran it.
02:33:41
I know, I know.
02:33:44
So now we don't have it.
02:33:46
Breaking news.
02:33:47
Did you see?
02:33:47
Did you see Nicole Shanahan's?
02:33:56
I don't have any.
02:33:56
This just in
02:33:59
no breaking news.
02:34:00
Did you. Yeah. There was breaking news.
02:34:04
Did you see, Nicole Shanahan's, anti-Trump ed
02:34:10
in Trump?
02:34:11
Ed, I love.
02:34:13
Okay. Last week.
02:34:14
I hope this is just funny.
02:34:19
Are you or your loved ones suffering from illnesses such as TDs also?
02:34:23
No. That's all syndrome.
02:34:25
Oh, yes.
02:34:25
Or deny the current issues facing our country such as record
02:34:29
inflation, illegal immigration.
02:34:30
Yeah, corporate corruption, World War three, all of that.
02:34:33
And the chronic disease epidemic.
02:34:36
Are you willing to elect someone who was the least popular vice president
02:34:39
in modern history, and who offers no policy or vision for America
02:34:43
simply because your brain keeps telling you anyone but Trump?
02:34:46
If so, you might be struggling from TDs.
02:34:50
Introducing independence.
02:34:52
Independence allows you the freedom to finally think independently once again.
02:34:56
Instead of believing everything you hear from the mainstream media.
02:34:59
Independence allows for constructive, critical thinking.
02:35:03
I used to hear people on the news say things like Donald Trump
02:35:05
and the movement, he is encouraged, are a threat.
02:35:08
I'm going to come and I
02:35:11
with independence, I now realize
02:35:13
the media is run by the Democrat elite who are a corrupt oligarchy.
02:35:16
That's why would I be involved in our opponents supports forever
02:35:20
wars and abandons democracy by anointing its candidates?
02:35:24
Independence may not be for everyone.
02:35:26
If you enjoy being lied to about your president's cognitive
02:35:29
abilities, support Orwellian totalitarianism, or are excited
02:35:33
about Communist fiscal policy, independence may not be right for you.
02:35:37
Common side effects of independence may include an awakening
02:35:41
of rational thought, successfully identifying propaganda,
02:35:44
freedom of choice, lost of hatred, anti narcissistic behavior,
02:35:48
and love of democracy.
02:35:50
I used to blindly hate whoever my party was running against.
02:35:53
I didn't care about facts or policy.
02:35:55
All right, so we'll just pause.
02:35:57
So what do you guys think?
02:35:58
So I learned recently that supposedly in,
02:36:01
several of the swing states that,
02:36:06
the Democrat leaders in charge are somehow,
02:36:11
in the states that they want to pull,
02:36:13
votes away from Trump, that they are leaving RFK on the ballot
02:36:19
even though he has withdrawn and also and, and, declared,
02:36:23
his, ability, advocacy for Trump.
02:36:28
Meanwhile, there's proponents like Jill Stein
02:36:31
and there was another person I forget who else that,
02:36:33
they are actually leaving off the ballot in some in
02:36:38
some swing states because they don't want the votes to be pulled.
02:36:41
That's how the game is played.
02:36:44
Is that misplayed or is that absolute fucking bullshit?
02:36:48
Because there should be no games to be played.
02:36:51
That is voter fraud.
02:36:53
That is an election that is not going there.
02:36:56
County and state rules that say once you're put on a ballot,
02:36:59
hey, if you're not cheating, you're not there.
02:37:02
There's every other state that makes several swing states and other states.
02:37:09
It's cheating.
02:37:10
They can get away with it under scrutiny.
02:37:13
If you're where it bothers me and you still get away with it, you're good.
02:37:19
Where it matters is where they are playing those games.
02:37:23
And so it's interesting that those are the areas in which they choose bright games.
02:37:29
It makes it seem like they're there's, you know, purple
02:37:32
I know in place you sent me.
02:37:33
What can you do.
02:37:34
You don't usually lose them when there's an obvious side of who
02:37:39
who they're going to take votes away from your both
02:37:42
sides complaining that RFK is going to take both side votes.
02:37:45
I know the well they're voting has already started.
02:37:50
So right and right and ballots have already started.
02:37:52
So and Kamala Harris has had one interview sort of so right.
02:37:57
People are already potentially voting for her when she has demonstrated
02:38:01
zero policy and any, any policy that has been attributed to her has been Trump's.
02:38:06
That's not like she's the incumbent.
02:38:09
They forget like she forgets that she's the incumbent.
02:38:12
She she's the incumbent party like, yeah, she's arguing against herself
02:38:16
just like my.
02:38:16
Yeah. It's so fucking yeah.
02:38:18
It's very confusing to the operating system using now.
02:38:21
Sucks.
02:38:21
You got to buy the new one is like, wait, you sold me the one you are.
02:38:24
You are the.
02:38:25
You are the sucky one.
02:38:27
And the new one is you, which is the same sucky one.
02:38:29
So that's why she's afraid of the debate.
02:38:31
Because all Trump has to do the entire time is do it now.
02:38:34
Why aren't you doing it now? Why don't you do it tomorrow?
02:38:36
Why don't you do it yesterday? Do it today.
02:38:37
Why don't you do it tomorrow and do it yesterday? Right?
02:38:40
Every question can be the same. Answer.
02:38:42
Fucking I promise to do, yada yada yada.
02:38:46
Why don't you do it? Why don't you do it now?
02:38:49
No, that's why.
02:38:51
Because I mean the job. So the job.
02:38:53
Hanan I love
02:38:56
Gary's look on his face is my favorite part of our political,
02:38:59
right segment.
02:39:04
So masturbation.
02:39:07
Yeah, sure. I'm over here stroking my dick.
02:39:09
I got 187 year old Robert Brady.
02:39:13
This is allegedly the oldest victim of an auto erotic fatality ever reported.
02:39:17
He was found hanging by a belt wrapped around his neck in his living room, naked
02:39:21
and bound with ropes that criss crossed his body from his legs up to his chest.
02:39:25
Investigators discovered semen on his right hand as well as on the floor.
02:39:29
Truth man tells away ball after getting five dildo stuck in his anus at age 50.
02:39:34
Londoner Nigel Willis was an unemployed diabetic who lived with his mother.
02:39:37
He also apparently enjoyed pleasuring himself
02:39:40
while having a vibrating dildo shoved up his crapper.
02:39:42
One fateful day late in 2013, he accidentally launched
02:39:45
the vibrator so far up his rectum that he found it impossible to extract.
02:39:49
He was also so humiliated by the entire sequence of events
02:39:51
that he refused to seek help until five days later, at which point
02:39:55
the little buzzing fake penis had already punctured is calling spent
02:39:58
over a month in the hospital before finally succumbing to multi-organ failure.
02:40:02
Sepsis in a perforated towel.
02:40:04
Sorry, not to let you touch his penis.
02:40:06
This tragic and easily preventable erotic fatality could have been averted
02:40:10
if this lonely Australian drunkard, who lived alone in a mining town
02:40:13
and settled for traditional, unencumbered hand on penis masturbation, know
02:40:18
he had to go to the China like plan by plugging in a wall mounted electrical cord
02:40:21
and trying to stop himself into a state of heightened ecstasy.
02:40:24
The call had been taken from electrical.
02:40:27
Hey, can.
02:40:28
Oh, that was one of the bands that I saw over the weekend.
02:40:33
The Cadillac three, really southern rock.
02:40:39
I saw a band playing southern rock.
02:40:41
You're not going to come in country.
02:40:42
They'd have performed the Faster Horses, I think twice.
02:40:45
I have seen them before,
02:40:46
I don't know, I couldn't see a single song or any what they sound like, but.
02:40:50
Well, you have watching country music.
02:40:53
I'm over here stroking my brain.
02:40:55
You have a culture of you to demonstrate, man.
02:40:58
I'm a no no. It was. I'm over.
02:41:00
You saw like a song and a half walking by.
02:41:02
It was 30 Blue Chews thinking they were really nine, nine stages.
02:41:07
Cool appliance.
02:41:08
The appliance plug had been removed from the cord
02:41:10
that was being thus exposed, attached to one of the live wires.
02:41:13
Electric cord was a force of.
02:41:15
I see a long neck chain extending to the left side
02:41:18
of the outlet into a single loop, wrapped around the chest of the deceased.
02:41:21
The earth wire was tucked into the rubber fabric shroud of the cord
02:41:24
at the site of contact with the wire on the chest was a like a bunch of skin
02:41:28
extending to subcutaneous fat.
02:41:30
To further flatter
02:41:30
the superficial electric blood, mark extended down the left side of the eye
02:41:34
from the middle of the penis, the pattern corresponding to that of the neck chain.
02:41:38
The takeaway from the lecture to your cock.
02:41:40
Alas, the victim in this case
02:41:41
learned this lesson to like assuming he learned it at all.
02:41:44
Format choked to death on Cicchini theory after all, to eroticism.
02:41:49
This case involves an underemployed man.
02:41:52
There's definitely a theme with all this, isn't there?
02:41:54
It's not just stroking my dick.
02:41:55
I got lotion on my dick right now, so I wanted to write back that.
02:41:59
Okay, I learned with all this research of masturbation. Yeah.
02:42:02
If you masturbate 1 to 3 times a day, you will die.
02:42:08
Yeah. Here comes the blitz.
02:42:09
And here's Brady.
02:42:10
No. Every other day.
02:42:13
Holy crap, are people taking this too seriously?
02:42:16
Every other day is all you need. Yeah. Okay.
02:42:19
If you if you manage your brain every other day, you will die.
02:42:23
Here's Brady over the top.
02:42:26
No, no, that's.
02:42:27
I think that's a little over the top Brady.
02:42:29
No. No matter how many times you masturbate zero two every day.
02:42:33
Oh yeah. You will die. You will die.
02:42:36
You will die.
02:42:36
So but you all these people aren't done masturbating.
02:42:40
This is like this is like dying from Covid and dying.
02:42:43
Oh, or at least no, because they're not dying from masturbating.
02:42:46
They're dying from the neck, from the belt around their neck.
02:42:49
No, no, no, it's okay.
02:42:50
You want to go to that? I didn't pull up.
02:42:52
I don't all of these statistics.
02:42:54
I didn't pull these statistics.
02:42:55
But they do say I forgot the exact numbers are what they say.
02:42:57
If you do masturbate, I think like, five or more times
02:43:03
a week that your, rate of prostate cancer
02:43:06
goes down, I think like 30%
02:43:10
or more.
02:43:11
It might be 60%,
02:43:14
but there is a there is a correlation between,
02:43:17
masturbation and, healthy prostate.
02:43:21
If you exercise your prostate, those muscles in their head,
02:43:25
you have to masturbate, masturbate your prostate though, or just
02:43:28
I don't know, do you just know just the it's like doing a keyhole, you know?
02:43:32
It's like, I think people do balls, but I don't get anything anyway,
02:43:36
like I said, nothing like keyhole in my ass.
02:43:38
I've never been. Have you? Giggled.
02:43:40
You giggle.
02:43:41
I don't have a vagina. I didn't do you know how to do a Google?
02:43:43
No, I don't know. It's like the I did pubic kegel.
02:43:46
You can't giggle. Yeah, yeah it's they can't, you can't.
02:43:49
So I'm going to go do it right now one my wife and I had a conversation
02:43:52
067 she can she can piss and shit separately.
02:43:55
But and I thought I don't know if all men could do this, but I'm not able to.
02:43:58
I'm pissing and shit and I can't stop and do one or the other.
02:44:01
If I have to do both, I do both.
02:44:03
So. So I can do them.
02:44:06
I can do them separately.
02:44:07
But maybe a woman I have to do.
02:44:09
No, no, I have to piss first and then I can shit.
02:44:13
But you can never shit first without pissing.
02:44:16
And I had a dog.
02:44:17
Our our our our dog.
02:44:20
Our previous dog could do that.
02:44:22
And it was remarkable.
02:44:23
It's like, how do you shit first and then piss?
02:44:25
Well, how do you do that?
02:44:26
So my wife was stating and claiming that she can start shitting
02:44:30
or start pissing
02:44:31
and then stop and start and stop and start either one intermittent.
02:44:34
You know, I can yeah.
02:44:35
You gotta, I can, I can, I can no, I can pitch it off total but totally separately.
02:44:41
See I can pinch it off. But I would stop pissing and shitting.
02:44:43
And then if I started again I would start pissing and shitting.
02:44:45
I can say, oh, you can pinch it off and you could pinch it off
02:44:48
and then like push and it's not going to like over overexert your pinch off.
02:44:53
Let me.
02:44:53
So you're just going to shit
02:44:55
while you're pissing and shitting and one you pinched off.
02:44:57
Could you continue pissing is what I'm saying.
02:44:59
The muscle.
02:45:00
No, no.
02:45:00
But you once you feel like you were.
02:45:03
But because of the manual pinch off, it wouldn't matter.
02:45:07
So you're leaving it open.
02:45:08
It's not like you're closing it off internally.
02:45:10
You know how, like, if you're if you have to piss
02:45:12
and you're holding it, like, whatever it is, but not why you can't.
02:45:16
You can't.
02:45:16
You can't release your anal anus muscle
02:45:20
in and have that pinched off at the same time.
02:45:23
But you can have your anus pinched off.
02:45:26
But you.
02:45:26
Oh, but but you can release the piss.
02:45:29
Don't open.
02:45:31
You can easily have.
02:45:32
I definitely had to shit, but I didn't have time to shit.
02:45:35
So I pissed and said plenty of times.
02:45:37
And so you clench, you hold it.
02:45:39
But you were still able to piss. You're still able to piss.
02:45:42
Once you start shitting, you're going to piss.
02:45:45
Once you start shitting, you're going to piss.
02:45:47
There's no there's no unless you're grabbing it and clenching it.
02:45:50
But even then, there's still a residual.
02:45:52
There's a back pressure that you need to get rid of.
02:45:54
Like there's there's pores grabbing it with wash and your hand
02:45:59
I've never grabbed.
02:46:00
There's a back pressure like like once, once once.
02:46:03
You release like the valve inside of you.
02:46:05
Like once you're holding and you like going, it's going to release
02:46:09
more like there's no like.
02:46:10
Oh, now I hold it back like it's in the tube.
02:46:13
It's in the hose already. Yeah.
02:46:15
Oh, yeah, yeah I know, I, I think there's that ramp.
02:46:20
Women have to. Yeah.
02:46:22
Here's drawer over the top Brady. Over the top.
02:46:27
That was awesome
02:46:28
I know I totally blitzed that one day in the backyard.
02:46:32
Oh she said with this white dress for nothing I never saw seeking assistance
02:46:36
because he was choking on this shoe shoved down his throat while masturbating.
02:46:40
Sadly, it was too late to say, man, don't shove it in my ass.
02:46:42
But you hold the trousers, show the penis, and some you wrapped around
02:46:45
the base of the penis was a rubber band on the lower abdomen and in the groin.
02:46:49
Was trying white colored material subsequently identified as semen.
02:46:53
Internal examination showed the fucking man.
02:46:57
I got to go back off right. Wow.
02:47:02
I just all over my screen.
02:47:04
I can't see you right now.
02:47:07
It might.
02:47:07
It might seem like I came to this podcast.
02:47:13
No, I've been talking on mine.
02:47:14
Like trying to figure out how this works.
02:47:18
Oh speaking again do you guys think I'm gay for big dude.
02:47:21
It's like an unnatural kind of homosexual.
02:47:24
Like I'm not into big women but but big dudes kind of rough my engine.
02:47:28
Yeah. Normal sized people don't do it for me.
02:47:30
But weird size people definitely do it for me.
02:47:34
I love you draw.
02:47:37
Ha ha ha ha ha.
02:47:40
You guys want to see my draft?
02:47:42
We were you.
02:47:43
Were you talking about me, Gary?
02:47:44
It was.
02:47:45
Draw it.
02:47:45
He's right.
02:47:46
Oh, so draw.
02:47:49
Draw.
02:47:50
Oh, no.
02:47:50
No, don't thank me. I, I just just a little.
02:47:54
Do you want to show your draft board.
02:47:56
I do, but last week it it was.
02:47:58
This is boring.
02:47:59
If you want a draft how would you do in your draft Brady.
02:48:03
Brady draft I always good right as a fourth.
02:48:08
No I got all the number one.
02:48:12
I got the number one tight end
02:48:13
the number one quarterback the number one number one defense and kicker.
02:48:18
But turn around I'm going to unmute your.
02:48:21
Now I pick 10th.
02:48:24
We're losing all of our viewers.
02:48:25
It's the most boring conversation.
02:48:28
It was short.
02:48:29
Oh my lord I can't believe it.
02:48:32
Right.
02:48:33
Did you pick a where did you pick an imaginary player for fun?
02:48:37
You know, fun fake league?
02:48:38
No, you don't understand.
02:48:39
Sure, they're they're real players.
02:48:42
These people are all on my squad
02:48:45
and that was my team, because that's good.
02:48:48
I don't know why. It's a funny, but it's hilarious.
02:48:50
What the fuck that for?
02:48:56
Now. What you said. Yeah.
02:48:57
We're not laughing. Not laughing at you.
02:48:59
I'm on your left.
02:49:00
I guess you one. I'm Brady's league.
02:49:03
I got two bumble's leagues and I've got my thousand dollars league.
02:49:08
No, no, don't make me pull up the right draft drafts.
02:49:12
It's all right. It's just like, excuse me,
02:49:15
excuse me.
02:49:16
I don't give a crap about that.
02:49:18
If you're not.
02:49:19
I couldn't care any less.
02:49:23
Good for you.
02:49:24
This wasn't right.
02:49:26
Oh, it's Memorial Day, Ryan.
02:49:28
I could care less is what most people say.
02:49:30
It's stupid.
02:49:32
Have you lost your mind?
02:49:34
Absolutely.
02:49:34
I could prove easily that I could care less.
02:49:36
I don't give a crap about that.
02:49:38
I know, I know, you could care less.
02:49:42
No, I never knew that.
02:49:43
I honestly never knew that.
02:49:46
You're not understanding that.
02:49:47
I couldn't care any less.
02:49:56
It's really.
02:49:57
He's trying just to maintain.
02:50:00
Oh, I don't like it.
02:50:02
Hit the slit. What?
02:50:03
You believe in a god? That is no.
02:50:05
And all knowing.
02:50:09
You believe in a God that is no,
02:50:13
I do, I do know.
02:50:17
Is there something wrong with that?
02:50:19
Apparently, according to Gary,
02:50:22
cuffing the carrot.
02:50:24
Well, let me tell you something, brother.
02:50:27
Where did you go?
02:50:29
I've never.
02:50:29
I got to go whack off right now.
02:50:32
No, I've been talking on my, like trying to figure out how this works.
02:50:36
I'll be right back.
02:50:37
I have to go find a new jabber.
02:50:39
Gary, that was the.
02:50:40
Let's go.
02:50:42
Gary's off petting the lizard. Oh,
02:50:46
no kidding me.
02:50:47
Oh, yeah.
02:50:49
Yeah. It's fine. You're ruining the show.
02:50:51
Beating the radio, beating the beaver, banging himself,
02:50:56
hugging the whole,
02:51:00
the liquid brain.
02:51:03
This is ridiculous.
02:51:05
This is ridiculous.
02:51:07
Where do you come?
02:51:09
Where do you come?
02:51:11
Where do you come?
02:51:13
Back!
02:51:15
Oh, my audio's ready. Sweet.
02:51:17
Keep this up, keep this up.
02:51:21
Let's
02:51:22
play nothing but chicken attack from now on.
02:51:26
Do you got chicken attack?
02:51:29
Yes. Still.
02:51:32
I didn't say that.
02:51:33
Now do it.
02:51:34
Oh, yeah.
02:51:39
I'm on motherfucking ten. Yes! Hold on.
02:51:42
Oh! Let's play. No!
02:51:44
Oh, that was a slight delay.
02:51:47
What if it would appear to be my cell freeze up?
02:51:51
Thinking that I like to do that up,
02:51:57
I like to, I'm back
02:51:59
to find a place to play them I love you.
02:52:02
Come. Let's go.
02:52:03
Come on. Chicken.
02:52:04
I thought you didn't go. Oh,
02:52:09
God. You.
02:52:09
You know that I'm not gonna fly.
02:52:13
Oh, you want to try?
02:52:21
Let's see if bird watching.
02:52:23
Man, he would have loved that clip.
02:52:28
There's some good draws. Good
02:52:32
five man dies of heart attack after.
02:52:34
Oh, so good job, a vacuum cleaner.
02:52:37
A 1988 report from the American Journal of Forensic Medicine.
02:52:41
Pathology details for the case of a 57 year old man
02:52:44
who joined the pilot invisible as a result of a fatal cardiac episode resulting
02:52:48
from the usual autoerotic practice involving the use of a vacuum cleaner.
02:52:52
The death
02:52:52
a big thing against the dining table with it's still on the floor, it's
02:52:55
just a full size of little tiny bowel candy.
02:52:58
Host areas in direct contact with the vacuum cleaners
02:53:01
Peter Bar is have two main parts of his chest.
02:53:03
It all shows some burn marks, a bottle of wine,
02:53:05
some food items, jars of lubricants, a glass of tubing and a wooden table.
02:53:09
Leg laden with fecal material were on the dining room table.
02:53:12
Okay then I think I'm going to skip lunch.
02:53:14
Six men die from incredibly complicated underwater self pleasuring contraption
02:53:19
in 1984.
02:53:20
Research that the term chronic come to describe a case
02:53:23
where man found in aqua erotica on the water jack off second.
02:53:27
Wow, that was a 25 year old kid that perished as a result of an unusual
02:53:32
autoerotic fatal 80 in a lake involving a homemade diving Colorado State.
02:53:36
You ask me exactly how unusual was his homemade
02:53:40
gardening apparatus, but you ask him.
02:53:43
The victim had a hockey helmet would with the safety grip.
02:53:46
The comments were composed of a two piece black snowmobile suit and pasty boots
02:53:51
on top of the black suit, a complex quantum system joining together the face.
02:53:54
These ankles of the victim was absorbed flesh, metallic chains and straps
02:53:58
and accessories usually used for horseback riding.
02:54:01
Section.
02:54:05
This is
02:54:05
the most intricate masturbating I've ever seen.
02:54:08
A quick technique the victim's legs tightly joint.
02:54:11
Yeah.
02:54:11
Furthermore, a meshed metallic chain was attached to the hockey helmet.
02:54:15
Straps are also present in a twist under his foot.
02:54:19
The victim was wrapped in a transparent plastic jumpsuit from head to toe.
02:54:23
The mouth was usually completely underwater,
02:54:25
his feet connected to a wooden board by ski bindings.
02:54:28
The wooden board was linked to a floating pneumatic boat by an electrical cord.
02:54:33
But I'm going to go from this mouth to an open
02:54:36
plastic container floating on the lake, thus creating a device for air supply.
02:54:40
He opened a plastic container
02:54:42
about air to enter the black tube and get to the victim.
02:54:45
Apparently the black two did inadequately allow for sufficient air flowing.
02:54:49
This.
02:54:49
Don't let me get it, master resort warrior slowly suffocate.
02:54:53
Master battery warrior. Press record for
02:54:58
this is ridiculous.
02:55:01
Is ridiculous.
02:55:02
I know, I was elbow deep.
02:55:06
So what do you mean, exactly?
02:55:07
Start with this or this ends.
02:55:09
Don't you want to end? Don't you want to end with the fist?
02:55:11
I don't ask Hodge.
02:55:12
As judge says, start with your fist.
02:55:15
All you need is this.
02:55:17
Or if you start with your fist. And where do you.
02:55:19
Where do you go after that? You're fucking well.
02:55:21
I mean, if you say elbows, obviously put your whole head in.
02:55:24
You obviously haven't started with your fist,
02:55:26
but in this current instance, you're starting with your fist because you.
02:55:29
Right?
02:55:30
Yeah, I got right, I got that.
02:55:32
I just wanted to know if you.
02:55:33
So just just do the fist I want to.
02:55:36
Yeah. We can get my hands on the show now.
02:55:40
It was like the
02:55:42
knife me last night.
02:55:45
It carries us.
02:55:46
Yeah, yeah.
02:55:49
Should we go too?
02:55:51
Yeah, it sure is. Yeah.
02:55:52
I guess it's doing just like successful is is, is,
02:55:56
nothing like that was
02:55:58
used. We get, like, 4000 views.
02:56:01
This is a difference.
02:56:03
Even five being heavy metal.
02:56:05
We got thrash metal show.
02:56:08
If I understand you, like,
02:56:12
screaming like, growl and metal.
02:56:16
That's those from Hodge.
02:56:18
That's not true.
02:56:21
That is true. That's actually true.
02:56:23
This is ridiculous.
02:56:25
This is absolutely ridiculous.
02:56:28
Where do you type? It's the papers.
02:56:31
They're stuck together.
02:56:32
Really?
02:56:33
Doesn't tell us name.
02:56:36
It doesn't apply in a in an argument with the woman.
02:56:40
So I, I'm
02:56:44
not so much on.
02:56:47
This also takes on.
02:56:51
It's not it should be the.
02:56:55
Just in case you didn't get that the first time
02:56:58
I like that the growling wait wait wait wait one more time.
02:57:02
One more time. Hold on.
02:57:04
Son of a bitch.
02:57:05
I lost it.
02:57:08
Yeah, you could play it.
02:57:10
Play this way, I get this, I,
02:57:14
I thought I saw.
02:57:17
Oh, okay, let's just say for the first.
02:57:22
Install.
02:57:23
The song is on.
02:57:30
The fucking earth hugger.
02:57:34
Fucking earth hugger we both like.
02:57:36
All right, so I bring this up
02:57:37
because we've only been covering it, so it is pretty funny.
02:57:40
And I do want to see it, but, there is a there was another,
02:57:43
sneak preview of Matt Walsh's My Racist film.
02:57:47
So, this is, it I used to be on that wall,
02:57:53
for many decades, and it was a miserable experience.
02:57:56
And really, the the, the hatred of yourselves and each other
02:58:00
is like the most the not seeing your power, the being afraid.
02:58:03
Oh, pause each other.
02:58:06
Talk shit about yourself.
02:58:06
My God, that's all that what she said the Nazi in power.
02:58:12
Yeah.
02:58:13
This is so not so.
02:58:15
This is a anti-white dinner where, actually, white people
02:58:19
go to be belittled by.
02:58:23
Okay, so she was really saying Nazi.
02:58:24
Not not she didn't. Nazi.
02:58:27
She did not say that. She may have said Nazi.
02:58:29
Other is like the most the Nazi hatred of yourselves
02:58:33
and each other is like the most the not seeing your power, the being of
02:58:39
all power.
02:58:40
Talk shit about not seeing your power.
02:58:42
Yeah, you're an idiot. Have you ever not cede your power?
02:58:45
I've never not sued my parents.
02:58:47
But it's it's that's it. It's.
02:58:49
I think that I'm so stupid.
02:58:50
I'm blah blah blah. Okay.
02:58:53
Sorry.
02:58:55
Oh. No.
02:58:57
Oh, no, you're not Asian.
02:59:00
Your kids are watching you, and they're watching you talking shit
02:59:04
about each other, you know, raging against the machine
02:59:06
or being silent or whatever the hell it is that you're doing or not doing,
02:59:09
and they know that you're not doing shit for them.
02:59:11
It's so important.
02:59:12
But it's so important.
02:59:13
What you just said,
02:59:15
what it's it's really important.
02:59:17
It is a prank.
02:59:19
That's why you may have to add to it.
02:59:21
Oh, I would love to take a seat and join you.
02:59:24
No, you're not allowed to.
02:59:25
No, I'm not allowed.
02:59:27
I do not have my ID.
02:59:28
I want to show that I got so.
02:59:32
So this is me. Incredible.
02:59:34
So this is a women's only thing, but they're filming it on a different premise.
02:59:37
But then he somehow got in there as a waiter.
02:59:40
We all know this is 100% real. This is our.
02:59:42
So yeah, for this. Really?
02:59:44
Anyone else? No. Yeah.
02:59:46
Want to say anything? No.
02:59:47
Yeah. The cops call them on the thing.
02:59:48
I'm some of those conversations and I'll be done.
02:59:51
But, I'm just so glad that we can all get together and have these conversations,
02:59:56
so that's what I can see.
02:59:57
They're off.
02:59:58
Are you a genius?
02:59:59
After you let us.
03:00:01
We're trying to listen in trying to have this conversation, okay?
03:00:03
You know, we're all terrified of our lives.
03:00:07
And, and I think that was part of the problem.
03:00:10
You know,
03:00:12
that it's like we're all trying to play a part
03:00:14
rather than just being real and having these uncomfortable conversations
03:00:17
so that we I tell people especially, you know, like,
03:00:20
I don't know, but it like, you're white, dude, there's power positions.
03:00:24
And, you know, I thought that was new this year.
03:00:27
And I'm pointing to my pointed in the sky,
03:00:30
but I'm pointing fingers at each other is not right.
03:00:32
You know, I've been on disgusting for a long for really gross at the table.
03:00:36
And it's been really enlightening for me.
03:00:41
Anyway, I got the D I certification
03:00:44
and I'm just on the journey.
03:00:47
All right.
03:00:49
That's.
03:00:53
Decolonize yourself.
03:00:56
Do your own white supremacy dismantling.
03:01:02
And then you can start to bring in other people.
03:01:05
Can I just get the black woman.
03:01:07
Just say, oh, my eyes, your soul?
03:01:09
Yeah. Just.
03:01:10
Yeah. That's what the whole point of the meeting is. Yeah.
03:01:12
That's what the whole point of this dinner is.
03:01:14
The white women pay to be there, to be basically recommended
03:01:17
by by minority women and how they should feel and act.
03:01:21
And but there's only one minority woman there.
03:01:24
Her name is token.
03:01:25
And I want to say, isn't that Wanda Sykes? No.
03:01:29
Oh. See, now, if you my my wife complains and says
03:01:32
I'm racist anytime I compare two people that actually may look similar.
03:01:36
Yeah, if they happen to be the same race.
03:01:39
What did I say?
03:01:40
Wanda Sykes? Ooh, she used.
03:01:43
Oh, look alike. She's funny.
03:01:45
She used to be funnier before she became, like, way to like I'm a lesbian.
03:01:49
I'm saying that that one looks like her.
03:01:52
Let me get like.
03:01:54
Looks like Samuel L Jackson. Like Nick.
03:01:56
No one is like, we get it.
03:01:59
Why? Like we get it.
03:02:00
You're a lesbian and you're not the good kind.
03:02:02
So I think you just.
03:02:04
I think you're absolutely not seeing your power.
03:02:07
You're not the good girl and you're the comedian.
03:02:10
Know? Stick to that scene.
03:02:12
Let that be your let that be your prominent feature.
03:02:17
Like you can touch box and you know scissor
03:02:20
whoever you want behind the scenes.
03:02:21
Just I don't want to think about it.
03:02:23
You know I do I want to watch it.
03:02:25
No I was off to.
03:02:27
No I was like what.
03:02:29
Low hanging.
03:02:30
I like talking about like touching box.
03:02:32
Very I don't know how to do that.
03:02:35
Like when Lindsay Lohan was like, you know, experimenting.
03:02:38
It's like, I like to see that it's not right, man.
03:02:41
If you do it in the privacy of your own house,
03:02:43
I think you should just be allowed to do it.
03:02:46
Draws that woman now you so follow,
03:02:49
literally knock yourself out.
03:02:53
This is ridiculous.
03:02:54
Wait, wait.
03:02:55
Knock yourself out.
03:02:56
But loosen the belt a little bit before you die.
03:02:58
Yeah. No, no, I draw your attention.
03:03:01
The point
03:03:03
where you get attention or choose your scrotum.
03:03:06
I don't care.
03:03:07
I really don't really.
03:03:10
I can right now dance.
03:03:12
Yeah, obviously.
03:03:14
Please, if I mean any time right now.
03:03:19
Oh, good. No.
03:03:21
Oh, that's how I thought.
03:03:23
We're gonna see that blow.
03:03:25
Well, the other
03:03:26
I think one of the only things I have left, which is just going back political.
03:03:29
What do you guys think about this whole Zuckerberg, statement?
03:03:33
Oh, Brianna,
03:03:35
about, Zuckerberg says the white House
03:03:37
pressured Facebook to censor some Covid 19 content during the pandemic.
03:03:41
Not only that,
03:03:41
but the article also states, and Zuckerberg also states that, they,
03:03:46
told them to promote Russia disinformation because they deemed it to be true.
03:03:51
And so they trusted the FBI.
03:03:53
And also they squashed the Hunter Biden laptop
03:03:55
because they were told by the government that that was an untrue story.
03:03:58
So they basically.
03:04:02
He's stating, reluctance to going along with this.
03:04:07
But obviously this is, in my opinion, election fraud,
03:04:10
you know, doing doing shit like this because it does sway opinions, much like
03:04:15
keeping people on or off ballots in, competing states to try to sway things.
03:04:20
We're, we're a civil country.
03:04:23
We're not in North Korea.
03:04:25
And every day I step forward in this country,
03:04:27
I feel like we're more and more like North Korea.
03:04:29
I feel like, they're going to start dropping, little pamphlets
03:04:34
from airplanes, from other countries
03:04:36
to start to educate us on what our fucking government, does.
03:04:40
Yeah.
03:04:41
I feel like that's going to be a soon unfortunate.
03:04:47
So there
03:04:47
used to be a law that prevented that kind of propaganda on American soil,
03:04:51
but it got repealed right now that the same people that are running
03:04:55
like air America, that are literally dropping the leaflets that you refer to,
03:04:58
actually do have a shitload of funding to do it to us. Now.
03:05:02
And they're not dropping pamphlets.
03:05:04
They're using Zuckerberg their gate.
03:05:05
What they how many? 100. Right.
03:05:08
Did they pay him to sway the Hunter Biden laptop story for one?
03:05:11
They didn't pay him. They just.
03:05:13
I don't know if they paid him, but the the the they
03:05:15
they just admitting that they paid him.
03:05:17
He's just saying that they, they were very much pressuring them
03:05:22
to do the things that they ended up doing,
03:05:26
and they did it under the guise of thinking that they were helping.
03:05:30
And then after the fact, he's looking at the facts and going, fuck,
03:05:34
we were swayed by the government
03:05:38
to basically help rig an election and rig details and facts
03:05:42
to help promote one side and dismantle another side like it,
03:05:47
which is palsy is fucked to do it right before they're about to do it again.
03:05:50
I think it's ballsy
03:05:51
as fuck for him to come out and say this, which like, makes him less robotic.
03:05:55
Yeah, but I mean, he's doing it still.
03:05:57
He's as he's saying that he's doing it right now.
03:05:59
Things are being said.
03:06:00
The algorithms are or the there's been plenty of people that, work for him.
03:06:06
See the censoring I do.
03:06:07
They they put their own so in control of it.
03:06:10
Even if they say vote for Kamala Harris.
03:06:12
But you're not one of the this messages to pay for Kamala.
03:06:15
Kamala, sir.
03:06:16
How dare you fucking.
03:06:17
Not only will that video get banned with blocked shadow ban, but every other day
03:06:21
gardening giant, the mighty Kamala,
03:06:25
Kamala, Kamala
03:06:28
come on, she's Indian.
03:06:30
When she's Indian, you don't dare. Kamala.
03:06:33
When she's black, you don't care.
03:06:35
Dare call her Kamal. Yeah.
03:06:36
Come on out with a brawler. Whips him to the corner.
03:06:38
He comes.
03:06:38
Oh my.
03:06:39
Kamala is listening to the people around ringside.
03:06:43
He's opening his heart to hit on them.
03:06:46
He he he feels what they feel.
03:06:49
Number eight a man heartlessly killed by the drugs,
03:06:52
the sugar, the love with love is a splendid thing
03:06:55
which manifests itself in so many colorful ways.
03:06:58
It might as well be a painting of Benatia
03:07:01
is is not to question the validity of others attractions and obsessions.
03:07:05
No, to secretly mock and laugh at them.
03:07:07
Wait. Pause.
03:07:10
Yeah. Did you read?
03:07:12
Is everyone?
03:07:13
I mean, I know it's a song and probably just went right by, but at number eight,
03:07:15
man heartlessly killed by the tractor he fell in love with.
03:07:19
Yeah. It's tragic. It's tragic. Right?
03:07:21
I don't know, man.
03:07:22
Love tractors. One of my favorite bands.
03:07:26
I don't want to say what everyone else is feeling like.
03:07:29
The loss for the tractor. Right?
03:07:31
I don't know nothing about it.
03:07:33
All right.
03:07:34
Fatalities, details that did not make it right.
03:07:36
We're not thinking about the tragedy.
03:07:38
Perfect love poetry, too.
03:07:40
All right? No need to be brutally murdered by the car.
03:07:42
It's as realistic, steely mechanical farming device.
03:07:47
A 42 year old Asian man was found hanging by the neck, suspended by a rope attached
03:07:52
to the shovel of a John Deere model JD 14 diesel powered backhoe tractor.
03:07:58
The death was suspended in a semi sitting position
03:08:01
by clock safety harness, strap wrapped around his neck.
03:08:04
And let me say that was just that backhoe tractor.
03:08:08
A towel was between the loose fitting strap and the victim's neck along.
03:08:12
Piece of plastic pipe was connected on one end by contractors
03:08:16
to the hydraulic control lever of the shovel in the operator's
03:08:19
compartment of the tractor.
03:08:21
A plain stick was taped to the
03:08:23
other end of the pipe and was partially under the digger.
03:08:26
The victim kept a journal of love poetry dedicated to his tractor that evening.
03:08:32
What I'm learning was the software together.
03:08:35
The victim was unmarried and lived with his parents on their farm.
03:08:39
He also had a reasonable privacy for an extended period.
03:08:43
I see teaching this behavior in the late evening down by the barn.
03:08:47
Cause of death was determined to be accidental.
03:08:49
Autoerotic asphyxiation with carbon monoxide intoxication.
03:08:53
As a contributor, nine British nationals found.
03:08:57
Didn't we learn?
03:08:58
Yeah.
03:09:00
Have you lost so many firemen?
03:09:02
Did we learn about fucking machines?
03:09:04
That's like a new thing.
03:09:08
Yeah, I thought that,
03:09:11
like something living in the toaster just to try it out.
03:09:14
No, I never knew that.
03:09:16
I honestly never knew that.
03:09:21
It's kind of.
03:09:22
They're trying just to maintain.
03:09:27
I couldn't do anything really.
03:09:30
Well, let me tell you something, brother.
03:09:32
Is this. Keep going.
03:09:33
Is there night?
03:09:34
A cupboard with a cord wrapped around his neck.
03:09:36
Christine and Michelle's was a prominent member of the British Food
03:09:40
Front Party, which is deemed by some to be fascistic.
03:09:42
Far right and nationalist.
03:09:44
What the hell. Probably even eat.
03:09:46
I'm going to come
03:09:47
eat what's been jailed for throwing eggs and shouting racist taunts.
03:09:51
And another incident he was sitting with me.
03:09:55
So for threatening an Asian taxi driver with a hunting knife in August of
03:10:00
the age of 29, the meat was found dead.
03:10:03
The driver covered with a cord wrapped around
03:10:07
a woman dressed as a schoolgirl.
03:10:11
Had. Me
03:10:16
unwrap your dress.
03:10:18
Is your funeral to go?
03:10:22
Oh, crap.
03:10:24
Because that could be me. You.
03:10:26
You know any any of us man up there, man.
03:10:29
I want role playing for masturbation.
03:10:32
I like to dress as Ben Franklin.
03:10:36
Say what?
03:10:37
What?
03:10:38
But Ben Franklin had syphilis.
03:10:41
Oh. Didn't want to say what he did.
03:10:45
Okay? No.
03:10:46
Any kids involved?
03:10:47
That's irresponsible role play. Do you do?
03:10:50
Does your lover then pretend get pretend syphilis?
03:10:55
I don't know, your friend didn't really know he was my safe word.
03:11:00
Is penicillin.
03:11:02
I'm sure Ben didn't know he had syphilis.
03:11:03
All he was thinking was unfinished.
03:11:06
All he was thinking was, can I finish?
03:11:09
I don't know, I don't know any French.
03:11:10
What's French for?
03:11:12
Can I finish mystery?
03:11:15
What's French for?
03:11:16
Can I finish braiding all that?
03:11:20
He knows that, Really?
03:11:23
Google? How much is fish?
03:11:26
I don't know,
03:11:28
I watched really happy ending.
03:11:31
So what do you think about the bad rap that, Louis C.K.
03:11:34
got about the mask?
03:11:35
No, he got me to for masturbating in front of.
03:11:39
No, no, he always.
03:11:40
He always asked and got permission
03:11:44
right from.
03:11:46
That's right.
03:11:47
Right, right.
03:11:49
You know what?
03:11:51
What if you're in a position where you pretty much say no,
03:11:56
right?
03:12:00
Right.
03:12:03
So my job depends on this, okay?
03:12:06
You to masturbate in front of me.
03:12:08
Is Gary doing that?
03:12:10
Because I didn't even here. Today comes the playoffs. And here's Brady
03:12:14
Brady right
03:12:16
Rob right.
03:12:20
Right right.
03:12:20
So I went to the Masonic Temple and I caught a couple of bands played.
03:12:26
Brady's surprised me but I saw Casual Tuesday.
03:12:31
They were freaking fantastic.
03:12:33
The next band out of the hat man.
03:12:36
But I looked him up online and, and some.
03:12:40
The hatch of moon is a, like a pretty decent band, and it's way
03:12:46
more popular than the old guys that were on the stage that night.
03:12:50
And then the last one was dirty Mike and the boys with the
03:12:53
Z and, terrible.
03:12:56
They were actually the band of the night.
03:13:00
Casual Tuesday was fantastic.
03:13:02
Yeah, it's funny, when you go to a review to find a cheaper lead singer,
03:13:07
I'll give you $1 million.
03:13:10
Not only about the lead singer of Casual Tuesday
03:13:14
toot as.
03:13:15
But I'm telling you, it's a warning.
03:13:20
The 20.
03:13:20
Like you're in Europe, girl, I'm girl and you're a pincher chancer.
03:13:24
Yeah, you're going to pinch your cheeks.
03:13:26
You're going to stick your dick in her.
03:13:27
Let him go. Oh, no no no no you can't.
03:13:30
No Saturday French cheese ripping your cheeks.
03:13:33
You get to paint your cheeks and stick your dick in her.
03:13:35
She's my granddaughter's age.
03:13:39
Yeah. First.
03:13:41
And she's of age, though.
03:13:42
She's of age, right? Certainly.
03:13:45
So do you have an issue with that and.
03:13:48
No no no no no, as granddaughter you have a granddaughter.
03:13:52
There's a breaking news.
03:13:53
Hello. Breaking news.
03:13:55
She has a grandfather.
03:14:03
Breaking news.
03:14:04
Justin Fledge has a granddaughter.
03:14:08
What am I looking at, Brian?
03:14:10
Still trying.
03:14:13
That doesn't work.
03:14:15
So. Hey, were you ever.
03:14:16
Were you at Arts Beats and Eats this weekend?
03:14:19
Yeah. Of course.
03:14:20
Oh, you're the.
03:14:21
You're the loser.
03:14:22
That doesn't, like, go somewhere for for vacation.
03:14:25
Oh, you both are losers. I go, don't go anywhere.
03:14:28
You also go to the state fair, were you?
03:14:30
There's also go to the state fair because you have nowhere else to go.
03:14:32
No shootings. No shootings.
03:14:34
Were you. Were you there Sunday? Were you there?
03:14:37
I was at north.
03:14:37
I was up north all weekend. I don't know about you guys.
03:14:39
I was there all day Saturday. What?
03:14:41
We didn't run into one another,
03:14:44
okay?
03:14:45
I never left home.
03:14:48
Arts beats is beat.
03:14:50
Not even for a minute I did.
03:14:52
You went to art or beats is me.
03:14:55
Why was it I invited?
03:14:57
Listen, people be more.
03:14:59
No, I didn't get one invite.
03:15:02
What ever they invite every.
03:15:03
There was not a single invite sent to me.
03:15:05
There was.
03:15:06
Oh, right. Yeah. I didn't mail anything to you.
03:15:09
I mentioned in your podcast they know you didn't want to be.
03:15:13
They flew the plane inviting and still inviting you guys to my place.
03:15:18
I was 12 on Saturday.
03:15:19
Oh, you know, maybe 20 minutes.
03:15:22
I got home maybe 20 minutes before the show started.
03:15:24
So from up, up North is up north.
03:15:28
That's all right. Yeah.
03:15:31
Up. No problem.
03:15:33
Yeah.
03:15:33
If you know is the bad act as far as I'm concerned.
03:15:36
Europe, North.
03:15:37
I don't know, man.
03:15:38
A bad ass is like I talking to you.
03:15:42
So as far as your ridiculous argument, you can call your dog's tail a leg.
03:15:48
Yeah, a leg all my dog's still only has four legs.
03:15:52
You know, it's hilarious when one of my girlfriends.
03:15:54
I forgot about this.
03:15:56
I forgot about this.
03:15:56
One of my girlfriend and I is, stupid fucking her friends.
03:16:02
Her dumb friend's dumb husband insisted this was like, a couple months ago.
03:16:07
Insisted that, I was like our.
03:16:10
And he goes, don't you mean Armada?
03:16:11
And I'm like, no, it's our main road.
03:16:14
Do you know how hard it is?
03:16:15
No deal with fucking I and Armada.
03:16:18
Yeah, I got it.
03:16:19
Is a fleet of warships.
03:16:23
So here's what I'm like.
03:16:24
I just kind of had to, like, just kind of go. Yeah, sure.
03:16:26
Whatever, dude.
03:16:27
Like, I just,
03:16:28
like, had a boat out because it's like, I wasn't going to have that argument.
03:16:30
It's like, if you think it's Armada, then that's fine.
03:16:32
But no, if you know the fact were involved in our mod,
03:16:36
it's not a completely different thing that Armada,
03:16:40
there's film exactly the same.
03:16:42
I'm not I'm not complaining about his manager.
03:16:44
No no no he's just no, he's just it's a right to be like he's trying to be.
03:16:49
He's trying to be educated when he's doing the opposite I love you.
03:16:53
Yeah, I do that.
03:16:55
I'm guilty all the time.
03:16:57
Yeah, I know,
03:16:58
I just did the whole Joe Rogan segment followed by the Ben Shapiro segment.
03:17:01
We already know it's my wheelhouse. You know it.
03:17:03
Where are you every week?
03:17:04
Every week?
03:17:04
What do I call it?
03:17:05
You trust me. I know the audience knows.
03:17:09
Oh, my step.
03:17:12
Oh it we're lockstep.
03:17:15
Yeah.
03:17:15
Every 90
03:17:18
you get you know like 000 yeah.
03:17:22
Oh yeah.
03:17:29
Well I had spit out,
03:17:31
I had so much on it last night on.
03:17:36
So we still don't know what I said.
03:17:39
There.
03:17:41
We'll never know I thought, I thought we already broke it down.
03:17:44
I was there and then later I had to spit it out, and I had to spit it out.
03:17:50
I had spit out.
03:17:51
I had to spit it out.
03:17:53
I, I had so much on
03:17:57
it left or right.
03:17:59
It was my first. It was my first.
03:18:01
It was my first bite I spit, oh, I had so much on it
03:18:06
as a fourth day, fourth bite to watch on, you know, was my fourth bite.
03:18:11
Our first bite.
03:18:12
I had spit out.
03:18:13
I had so much on it as a fourth day.
03:18:18
Yeah, I already it was my fourth bite.
03:18:21
I just spit it out. I had too much on it already.
03:18:23
It was my fourth.
03:18:23
But I guess I'll get okay, okay, okay.
03:18:28
As a fourth day.
03:18:30
Yep. We actually have a comment.
03:18:34
No we don't.
03:18:35
It's it's our friggin producer.
03:18:38
So you sure haven't.
03:18:40
It's still a comment.
03:18:42
That's how you that's how you make.
03:18:44
I say Armada instead of Armada.
03:18:47
Oh. Are made.
03:18:49
Oh. Really?
03:18:51
Oh, wow. Hilarious.
03:18:53
Yeah.
03:18:54
Now, if I can just figure out how to get it to, say, Fledge Rants Live,
03:18:58
I'd be thrilled.
03:18:58
You know, we used to do that back in the day with QuickTime.
03:19:01
Right back on, QuickTime and Fledge Rants live every day.
03:19:06
I know we can. We changed.
03:19:08
We used to have to type stuff backwards ever for fun.
03:19:11
Okay, for Google, you would record stuff backwards.
03:19:14
Sick media.
03:19:15
Sick would be suck my dick and of course, fuck.
03:19:18
Fuck.
03:19:22
What is
03:19:24
keep going.
03:19:25
Second.
03:19:26
Second was, inward.
03:19:28
More.
03:19:31
Yeah. Second.
03:19:32
Sick me sick was, suck my dick.
03:19:35
Got off was fuck ish was shit.
03:19:39
Self was ass.
03:19:41
What other we had more like, sentences we would do.
03:19:44
But back when you could just record audio and then turn it backwards
03:19:47
for whatever reason, we, experimented
03:19:50
for quite a while on spinning words backwards.
03:19:53
Yeah, we forwards games.
03:19:55
I was younger,
03:19:57
no, we didn't have names, but we just would fuck around with it
03:20:00
and try to say things forwards. Backwards.
03:20:02
You'd be erased.
03:20:05
And of course rearguard.
03:20:08
Yeah.
03:20:09
Second was the best because I would second.
03:20:11
That sounds so like you know.
03:20:13
But let's say it, say it, record it and then flip it backwards.
03:20:17
It says the N-word.
03:20:20
I don't think that's appropriate.
03:20:21
What?
03:20:21
I'm my second.
03:20:25
Right.
03:20:27
Yeah.
03:20:27
No, no,
03:20:31
no. Oh.
03:20:34
So now is it possible for masturbating with a frozen sausage on the whole
03:20:39
woman's body was only discovered after it was in a severely decomposed condition.
03:20:43
It is suspected that her cause of death was a sub arachnoid hemorrhage
03:20:46
while diddling herself with frozen sausages.
03:20:48
What?
03:20:48
A black woman in her early filling himself with frozen sausage.
03:20:53
Is that cold?
03:20:53
You hear me?
03:20:54
Colder than
03:20:56
those it
03:20:57
sounds because what it being, despite it being cold.
03:21:00
Do you think it's still hot?
03:21:02
Yeah. Oh, yeah.
03:21:04
Yeah.
03:21:05
You like frozen.
03:21:06
You like, you like ice? You're ice cube, man.
03:21:09
Yeah.
03:21:10
So in her brain, I don't.
03:21:13
You're going to shove a bunch of ice cubes up in the veg.
03:21:16
Are you just going to snow up?
03:21:18
No, there it is.
03:21:19
Sausage, which I assume the poles.
03:21:22
Why did. Yeah.
03:21:23
I mean, is it wrong or is it cooked?
03:21:25
Is it raw sausage.
03:21:27
Because you go, that's salmonella.
03:21:28
You gotta watch out a sub.
03:21:31
What the fuck does it matter if you eat your ass?
03:21:35
I think it does, but leaking the space?
03:21:37
Oh, my ass.
03:21:40
All right.
03:21:40
Good condition. Her condition was.
03:21:42
There was blood leaking from the space between her brain and her skull.
03:21:46
That's what's nice right here.
03:21:48
Gary sub with the hemorrhage.
03:21:50
But so was her brain leaking from diddling herself in her vagina
03:21:54
with frozen sausage when he was discovered in a severely decomposed condition.
03:21:58
She was found on a bed in her locked apartment where she had resided alone.
03:22:02
She was nude and lay
03:22:03
face down with a pillow under her abdomen, in her buttocks, in the air.
03:22:06
Her right hand was beneath her, near her vagina?
03:22:08
No. Inside an inch and a two.
03:22:11
Right on the bed immediately below her vagina lay a long sausage,
03:22:15
which in all probability fell from her vagina after death.
03:22:18
On the kitchen counter, a package of similar sausages endured had since thawed.
03:22:23
11 woman dies of extreme arousal while masturbating to Brady
03:22:26
Nicola Anton was young, blond, healthy and vibrant, and seemingly
03:22:30
had a bumptious and Bountiful life ahead of her
03:22:32
until that catastrophic day in October 2009,
03:22:35
I did two great looking her been to some porn video on her laptop.
03:22:38
She allegedly croaked due to a sudden cardiac arrest from physical.
03:22:41
I did two Brady, 12, Baptist preacher dies in mishap involving rubber wetsuits.
03:22:46
Reverend Gary Gray died and went to heaven to meet his Lord and Savior.
03:22:50
I did two Brady 2007 incident at his home. Wow.
03:22:54
Accidental mechanical.
03:22:55
You need to have a conversation with your wife.
03:22:57
I know clearly had mask, diving slippers, diving
03:23:00
gloves, rubberized underwear and two count them Amen wetsuits.
03:23:04
At the time of his demise,
03:23:05
it is assumed that Saint Peter demanded
03:23:07
that he remove his shameful rubber outfit before allowing him past the
03:23:10
there's only half an hour movie star found dead in Thailand.
03:23:13
All right, Tori, self bondage.
03:23:15
Though
03:23:16
I realize I could have just as easily included Michael Hutchence from In Excess,
03:23:19
but the difference between him and actor David Carradine is that a coroner
03:23:22
ruled Hutchinson's death a suicide, while Thai authorities ruled out suicide.
03:23:26
In Carradine's case, both men were found a state of undress.
03:23:30
Both had former lovers who stated
03:23:31
they believed in autoerotic asphyxiation and sundry other acts of kinky.
03:23:35
The bottom two the decisive factor, David Carradine exactly was that annoying?
03:23:40
Carradine starred as the fake ass huge check.
03:23:42
Oh, I guess he didn't want to kill
03:23:45
kill Bill films.
03:23:46
And thus I said no. Yeah, I don't see girls.
03:23:50
Well, this is autoerotic, right?
03:23:53
Yeah.
03:23:54
Was it, they claimed that he was hanging from a doorknob.
03:23:58
Which means that he was not like it wasn't.
03:24:09
From my knowledge, this jumping,
03:24:12
Robin Williams actually died from all of its fixation,
03:24:17
because he, I think association,
03:24:21
autoerotic asphyxiation
03:24:24
because he hurt himself from a doorknob
03:24:27
to make it to look like a midget was jerking him off.
03:24:32
Yeah, I was going to say, I know Robin Williams is short,
03:24:35
but how fucking short do you have to be to hang yourself from a doorknob?
03:24:38
What is it, though?
03:24:40
It's. It's so if you are familiar at all.
03:24:43
So I am not at all. I'm not.
03:24:46
But I'm gonna put the entire off.
03:24:49
Master, when I was a kid,
03:24:50
there was this thing that I don't know, I learned from my brothers.
03:24:53
So if you stood at the foot of your bed
03:24:56
and put your hands on your knees like this,
03:24:58
and you took several deep breaths and and then you put your hands like this,
03:25:01
and you took a deep breath and you held it and you fell backwards.
03:25:05
You would maybe pass out for a few seconds.
03:25:07
And when you woke up, Wbbl weirdly tingly.
03:25:09
Yeah.
03:25:11
Okay. The pass out game.
03:25:13
Yeah, yeah.
03:25:14
So that's that's all we would do.
03:25:17
Apparently, it's pretty hard
03:25:20
if you're whack enough, you do that same type of thing apparently.
03:25:23
Like like people to seek that.
03:25:25
And so there's like so that way to audio auto asphyxiation.
03:25:29
That's. Yeah. That's exactly what I was saying.
03:25:31
Yeah.
03:25:31
So, so alright, so he was hanging from his doorknob,
03:25:37
which indicates that he wasn't seeking.
03:25:40
He, he had something hanging around the doorknob to his neck.
03:25:44
So he had the ability to push up.
03:25:47
He had the ability to push off of the ground if
03:25:50
and when he needed to leave, the door would pull away from him.
03:25:55
If he's really knocked out.
03:25:56
Yes and no.
03:25:57
Yes and no.
03:25:58
No, but that's there's there is. Yeah.
03:26:01
No. Maybe if you're not I don't know.
03:26:06
There's a lot
03:26:07
of room for error if you're not there.
03:26:10
Any of you to this if the thing is, is you're supposed to
03:26:16
in this room, you're going to be aware of it.
03:26:18
So like, you're involving other people in these is yes.
03:26:23
No. Maybe
03:26:26
I don't know.
03:26:28
Can you repeat the question?
03:26:32
It's not like you're going to go, Gary to your wife, Brady to your wife,
03:26:36
me to my girlfriend and go, hey, I really want to like,
03:26:40
kind of like get off while being like, like, like kind of hung out to
03:26:45
to where I'm, like, passing it out, like, can you, like, facilitate this for me?
03:26:49
You know, a fucking weird embarrassing. That is. Right.
03:26:52
So where are you going?
03:26:53
To just prove me wrong here or no.
03:26:55
So front door knob. Right.
03:26:57
So so it was it was that type of action in the.
03:27:03
Otherwise, if anyone that hangs himself are not going to hang themselves
03:27:07
from a fucking doorknob, you're going to hang it from somewhere
03:27:09
right high to where you can't turn back.
03:27:13
Doorknob allows you to be able to push off the ground.
03:27:16
That means you're trying something more than what is perceived.
03:27:20
And so that's what I wanted attention was.
03:27:22
So go go to your article there.
03:27:24
What we were shown.
03:27:25
No, it was just, it said that it
03:27:29
investigators trying to make
03:27:30
sense of the tragic scene as the widow which makes. No.
03:27:33
You know, that does that means nothing because they're not going to be
03:27:35
they're not going to harass the deceased either.
03:27:38
Well, I then frankly asked the subject, which was the widow, Susan Schneider,
03:27:43
if he if Robin had any history of auto erotic asphyxia.
03:27:47
And Mrs.
03:27:48
Williams stated he did that. So a case closed.
03:27:51
Yeah. Of course. Yeah.
03:27:52
So, yeah, we dropped that.
03:27:55
Potentially, happened to my cousin, so
03:27:59
and it was, it was legally or whatever.
03:28:01
That's when the coroner, it was ruled a suicide
03:28:03
potentially happened to my cousin. So.
03:28:07
No, it's funny, when you die naked, though, right?
03:28:10
Yeah. Potentially happened to my cousin.
03:28:13
Allegedly. Yeah. Hilarious. To story
03:28:18
here this time over.
03:28:19
Yeah.
03:28:19
I mean, this is another story.
03:28:22
It's another this.
03:28:23
But it's it's controversial. But.
03:28:34
So Shelby Township area, a man was,
03:28:39
found in his, So
03:28:42
the wife had called the parents.
03:28:46
He had gone out to his garage.
03:28:47
He was a gearhead.
03:28:48
It was it was
03:28:52
evening ish, like later at night, but not like late, late at night.
03:28:55
But never came back in from the garage.
03:29:01
And so the wife called the parents
03:29:04
of the gentleman who I'm related to,
03:29:08
and said that he didn't come in from the garage.
03:29:13
And so the parents came over, open the garage, in the back of the garage.
03:29:18
There was a little room area he was in.
03:29:22
Apparently, he was there.
03:29:24
Dead.
03:29:28
Choked out
03:29:31
and allegedly, that's ignoring it had, and had something written on his chest
03:29:36
along the lines of, something
03:29:40
that had something about,
03:29:45
I don't know, I, I'm struggling to remember,
03:29:47
but something about a trophy, right, right, right.
03:29:50
Here's your here's your trophy or this is your trophy or put.
03:29:53
Oh, put this in your trophy case.
03:29:57
And so it sounds
03:29:58
very kind of weirdly vindictive or some type of revenge or.
03:30:02
Right. Yeah. It sounds very, very odd.
03:30:05
And most of those times, the case goes, you know,
03:30:10
the nine times out of ten, it's the most the person, the most closely, to this.
03:30:17
Yeah. It would, it would be the wife.
03:30:19
And so when I, this was around
03:30:24
the holiday
03:30:26
Christmas and this is around a holiday escape, it
03:30:31
and around this holiday,
03:30:33
the husband had the husband the the wife.
03:30:38
I started following her on Facebook or not following her, but at least
03:30:42
watching her actions.
03:30:45
And she had, and within the first week
03:30:49
had told some random guy who she previously worked with barely,
03:30:54
that he,
03:30:56
was not the kind of guy to like whatever.
03:31:00
Like,
03:31:02
fight for his family or I don't know, and like.
03:31:05
And so she was saying a bunch of weird shit.
03:31:08
She was posting a bunch of games that she wanted to play at the holidays
03:31:12
with her family and like, oh, and this is literally two weeks after this happened.
03:31:19
And then, the third week after that was literally the holiday,
03:31:23
and she's literally actually posting videos of her
03:31:27
and her family playing these games at the holiday party.
03:31:32
Meanwhile, his his, funeral was during that weekend
03:31:39
and we all left the funeral
03:31:42
and were barely celebrating the holiday.
03:31:46
Meanwhile, she left the funeral and is playing these games that she was
03:31:51
like posting videos up
03:31:53
leading the two weeks leading up to
03:31:56
after the one week of her like and so.
03:32:03
There's a there was even more on top of that.
03:32:05
That's just very weird and cryptic and just kind of
03:32:12
and supposedly what I've heard is that there was some,
03:32:16
mistakes done by the investigative crew that first got there
03:32:22
that maybe overlooked some things or didn't necessarily
03:32:25
take as many notations as they could have or should have.
03:32:29
The and so it's really weird, but there's the 1 or 2 or my cousins
03:32:34
may have joked about the autoerotic asphyxiation asphyxiation angle,
03:32:39
but then I'm just like, well, why would he have written on himself?
03:32:43
And then, like, you would be able to tell
03:32:45
how it was written because you know how hard it is to write upside
03:32:48
down on your side and have it be like, right backwards on.
03:32:53
Yeah, that was definitely written by someone else.
03:32:56
Right.
03:32:57
And so, it's still kind of a mystery, which is very sad.
03:33:02
No, it's not a mystery. We're just stupid.
03:33:06
No, it was definitely the the his wife.
03:33:10
Right? Yeah.
03:33:11
That's not a mystery.
03:33:12
Then we know. Yeah.
03:33:15
Which is we know what went down.
03:33:16
Yeah. Exactly.
03:33:19
So guys, you can get away with it.
03:33:20
Okay.
03:33:23
Okay.
03:33:25
I'm also like, like contacting her on the low
03:33:28
with one of my underground fake accounts and just kind of going, like,
03:33:32
you know, like the kind of. I know you did.
03:33:33
Oh, yeah.
03:33:34
Angle and see how she responds.
03:33:36
But, that side of the family
03:33:40
has a decent amount of money,
03:33:42
and so I would not put it past them to have a, like there
03:33:47
is, there is PiS who will go as far as having a fake relationship
03:33:52
with the person to be able to find out information.
03:33:57
Bastards. Yeah.
03:34:01
Who's this
03:34:02
Pi or the special place in hell for those kind of women?
03:34:06
Yeah.
03:34:07
You know, by the way, I mean, they say I forget what the percentage is,
03:34:11
but it's like we need 90, that we could do espionage or pooping.
03:34:16
The the percentage that it is someone that they are related
03:34:20
to close to them and usually like the spouse is, is so astronomically high
03:34:26
that it's like almost a rarity that it's not them.
03:34:32
So, you know, I don't know, it's yeah, it was it was fucked up.
03:34:36
It was sad.
03:34:38
He's my little cousin.
03:34:39
I mean, there's his aunt or my aunt would,
03:34:43
cut my hair until I was like.
03:34:47
I don't know, 14, 15, like, my entire life.
03:34:50
We go over there,
03:34:50
I babysit them, we play tag and shit like, hide and go seek in their house.
03:34:55
Oh, I make light of it.
03:34:56
But it's it's a serious issue.
03:34:58
But, you know, I make light of it, too.
03:35:00
I make light of it, too.
03:35:01
No, seriously. Funny. He was found naked.
03:35:05
Yeah, yeah, which is weird.
03:35:07
It's the funniest part.
03:35:09
Like, I want to be with my mom.
03:35:11
My mom was like, you know, my cousin, my cousin who's, psychologist was like,
03:35:16
you know, she, like, I don't know, maybe it was one of those auto
03:35:18
autoerotic fixation things.
03:35:20
And I'm like, yeah, but why?
03:35:22
What would writing something on your chest right back.
03:35:25
Like, how how does it all make sense?
03:35:28
Yeah. Listen, she was doing some type of live stream.
03:35:31
Maybe it was live stream.
03:35:32
He was definitely had his boots laced up like he.
03:35:36
He was dressed full.
03:35:40
Oh. What happened?
03:35:42
As above.
03:35:43
So below.
03:35:44
Apparently.
03:35:47
Hold on.
03:35:48
Continue on.
03:35:49
His boots.
03:35:50
Boots like boots laced up like he was.
03:35:53
If you're committing suicide, you're not lying.
03:35:55
Explain yourself how naked
03:35:58
that was.
03:35:58
Not on purpose, right?
03:35:59
Yeah, yeah.
03:36:02
I was I don't
03:36:03
I know I knew someone very close to who took his own life.
03:36:08
That's kind of the sad thing, right up to the.
03:36:11
He actually made sure like he thought of only quote,
03:36:15
it was getting the aftermath right.
03:36:17
Like, I don't want to, he I want to be.
03:36:20
Yeah, yeah, it's already me.
03:36:21
Horrific.
03:36:22
Let me try to like you knew what burden you was laying on what people which is
03:36:27
which is which is crazy to think that like he thought it,
03:36:31
you know, he's got the mindset. Like he knew.
03:36:33
He knows.
03:36:34
He thought it was important to tell me he had other things to do.
03:36:37
When I talked to him on the phone that morning, I yeah, I asked him to
03:36:41
respond with us at Stony and he said, I'm going to do
03:36:46
I don't know if there was confidence in him convincing him not.
03:36:49
Which is I know, I know people that I know myself for ten, 12 years.
03:36:54
And then I got over it.
03:36:56
It's like it wasn't really me.
03:36:58
I wasn't just that bad of a friend
03:37:01
that I couldn't help my friend out of his.
03:37:04
Yeah.
03:37:05
So, you know, like, what do you like,
03:37:06
how do you think his fucking wife feels and shit, you know, like, oh my God,
03:37:10
it it's got be devastating for his daughter, man.
03:37:13
Right. Well, I know I had more than one daughter.
03:37:15
He had more than once.
03:37:16
He had the one that just never did.
03:37:23
Yeah.
03:37:23
It's weird man.
03:37:24
After the show, 15863 rants three.
03:37:28
We'd love to hear from you either. A I just don't know.
03:37:30
Like like I guess
03:37:34
I was trying not to say names.
03:37:36
I think I would say that there's they're not I will admit I, I've never, I've never
03:37:41
I've never gone that I got invited
03:37:43
to one of their graduation parties, but I was up north moving one of my.
03:37:47
So you personally, they're both.
03:37:49
I was moved my child for college.
03:37:51
One of the only things I can't just get out of.
03:37:53
I guess I could if I paid somebody else to do it.
03:37:55
But that sounds expensive, so I've obviously never gone to that level.
03:37:59
But in times where I've not didn't feel confident in myself or what
03:38:03
I was doing with my life,
03:38:04
and I was not happy with who I was or how I was thinking or whatever.
03:38:08
And I was even going down that realm,
03:38:13
even in the slightest sense, would always, like, brought me out of it was,
03:38:18
you know, family, doing things for other people,
03:38:22
you know, if if I'm not going to be happy with me,
03:38:25
if I can do stuff for other people, I can make them happy.
03:38:29
Therefore, it makes my life worth more.
03:38:31
Or it makes me feel like I'm doing something that makes
03:38:34
fucking sensor that matters.
03:38:37
I just don't know how you can
03:38:38
just go to, like, I don't know, having having
03:38:42
even just kids in general, I don't know how you can just kind of go,
03:38:46
but it's just deeper than that.
03:38:48
Maybe it's maybe it's just some that I don't understand that, but I, I do
03:38:53
I do regret not going to his child's graduation because it'd be great.
03:38:57
He's she's I got all kinds of questions. I got all kinds of stories.
03:39:00
It seems like.
03:39:00
Yeah, he's it's a fucking Twitter video.
03:39:04
It's like she's fucking, on Gary's shoulders.
03:39:07
The one that was little.
03:39:08
His daughter was like Gary
03:39:09
shoulders throw on the one desk and she fucking like bobbles a little bit.
03:39:12
But Gary's good. Yeah. But she's like
03:39:16
But yeah she was right.
03:39:19
What was the fucking kid's name?
03:39:20
Ashley. Yeah. So yeah.
03:39:23
Yeah.
03:39:24
She would do the Pledge of Allegiance, which is very nice.
03:39:27
She would. Oh, she she
03:39:30
right away.
03:39:31
Yeah. Right.
03:39:33
She just said plain English bag of weed.
03:39:36
Do. Yeah. Like. Oh. Whoa.
03:39:39
We said blind to bleed. What did you say?
03:39:42
Bag of weed.
03:39:44
What is it?
03:39:46
She busted our coats.
03:39:48
Or was she really brilliant?
03:39:50
Or was it you? Really?
03:39:51
So brave, Robbie? That stupid.
03:39:54
Does that dumb or idiot.
03:39:59
Yeah.
03:40:01
So there's that story.
03:40:03
What's the episode about?
03:40:04
When they met?
03:40:05
Praise God every day,
03:40:08
stopped to praise God, you know, and stuff.
03:40:12
I'm just. Yeah.
03:40:13
Know. Stop. Check it out.
03:40:15
Stop jerking off.
03:40:17
You're related only to male. Your
03:40:22
Bible and stuff.
03:40:23
Yeah.
03:40:23
I'm like, wow, that's so women looking to be.
03:40:27
It's a sin.
03:40:29
You know what the Holy Spirit it you just in this cycle and go live for it.
03:40:34
I thought you know thanks.
03:40:36
Jesus. Could you see what you do?
03:40:38
Jesus, stop for me.
03:40:39
I told you women would have to jerk it off.
03:40:42
He spoke. Is the true.
03:40:43
I know you can be quick to being heard,
03:40:44
but there are some women that have the, very, It's a,
03:40:49
like an elongated or oversize clit that very much looks like a penis.
03:40:53
Yeah, but you still, you know,
03:40:55
I mean, are you going to really, like, is erect to, like, kind of
03:40:59
I sorry women but that would, I would, that would be too gay for me.
03:41:03
Yeah. Yeah that's what some dudes.
03:41:05
Yeah that's what happens unfortunately I'm going to say.
03:41:08
Yeah. It's like too much of a like a hybrid.
03:41:10
Yeah. It's like I want to lick it. Quit clit.
03:41:12
I want to kiss a clit. Maybe.
03:41:13
But I certainly don't want to be like you.
03:41:15
Going to kiss it, sucking a clit I don't know, I'm going to decide.
03:41:18
You sure that's how you start?
03:41:20
You got to warm it up right?
03:41:22
Sounds a little gay.
03:41:23
No, I take that back.
03:41:24
I know it's either sounds.
03:41:26
No, don't sound that gay at all.
03:41:27
Because you're kissing a clit, which is not lick my voice.
03:41:30
Sounds like something you would do to, like, fucking kiss.
03:41:32
I'll just.
03:41:33
We're just, oh. Kiss. Kiss it.
03:41:36
You're going to kiss a clit. It sounds like you're going to do that.
03:41:38
Just like I'm sorry, I will suck.
03:41:40
Include.
03:41:42
Will you kiss it?
03:41:43
There you go. You're borderline gay.
03:41:46
I know, I know where I'm, What border
03:41:49
I'm on. I'm.
03:41:54
So why don't
03:41:54
you show us what sucking a clit would be like then?
03:41:57
All right, everyone,
03:42:00
there's about half an hour for sexual immorality, right?
03:42:04
Matthew 528. That's a doctorate.
03:42:07
Is the first person you would be surprised 28.
03:42:10
Knowing Christ is the only person here from the word of God.
03:42:13
Put the board away.
03:42:15
Are you fucking up to love? Stop,
03:42:18
stop, stop one stop.
03:42:22
You. Amen.
03:42:23
Stop! Amen.
03:42:26
Amen. What you're doing.
03:42:28
Amen.
03:42:29
Amen.
03:42:31
Amen.
03:42:32
Stop! You.
03:42:33
You you do of.
03:42:36
No, no.
03:42:40
What you do.
03:42:40
You no good.
03:42:43
Do I tell you how you got going?
03:42:46
Charleston? No.
03:42:46
No, no.
03:42:48
Yeah.
03:42:50
We. I love to have that.
03:42:53
You have your hands on your cock and on a Bible.
03:42:56
That's what's his message, not our message by the
03:43:00
that 143 show everybody.
03:43:05
It wasn't half an hour.
03:43:07
Amen.
03:43:08
The host or the what a son of a bitch.
03:43:11
There's no reason for him to leave the show like that.
03:43:14
Sometimes.
03:43:25
I think it's too much alcohol for me.
03:43:29
You and Brady, both of right?
03:43:35
Like.
03:43:46
I'm on the.
03:43:47
On the go.
03:43:48
They're gonna die in the mighty. Come fire!
03:43:58
No! Oh, you get to the point.
03:44:04
Nice cock.
03:44:04
Brady.
03:44:10
This is great.
03:44:11
I enjoy your Brady.
03:44:14
And above and so below because he's so close Brady.
03:44:19
And for sure we're doing it our way.
03:44:23
We're gonna make it make our dreams come true Brady and talk show.
03:44:27
It's Brady and draw.
03:44:29
It's their show now Brady draw
03:44:34
your you good
03:44:36
dear hosts producers and viewers
03:44:39
we need to address a crucial matter.
03:44:43
Polishing the banister, honoring the loving or touching yourself
03:44:47
during the show.
03:44:48
While the show might resemble a rubber chicken and a barker
03:44:53
whose boundaries still apply, if you're alone and feeling the urge,
03:44:58
or it's your special time, feel free to indulge.
03:45:02
We're not here to judge, but please refrain from shaking hands
03:45:06
with a milkman or auditioning in Brooklyn.
03:45:10
You can hear me once more.
03:45:11
There's a half an hour
03:45:13
be. Remember, George Steinbrenner is white.
03:45:17
It's just empty calories and male curiosity.
03:45:20
George Jean Marie, override Viking art and candy in it.
03:45:24
There are no not back to are you were taught early curiosity
03:45:28
but things you be another like celebrating the pay
03:45:33
more roll the clip Brady
03:45:36
you know quit breathe
03:45:39
the conclusions you are reaching.
03:46:05
It's really not over.
03:46:06
It goes on for another five. Yeah.
03:46:09
So that's all I wanted.
03:46:10
As above.
03:46:11
So below.
03:46:32
Draw.
03:46:34
It's pretty crazy, but,
03:46:37
And I don't want to muddy the waters.
03:46:47
Oh, no. But.
03:46:55
We need muddy waters bumper.
03:47:05
Wait.
03:47:05
What's going on?
03:47:06
Why are there so three people here?
03:47:08
Welcome,
03:47:10
welcome.
03:47:10
Well, I'm confused.
03:47:13
Wait, this is the Brady in Georgia, was it?
03:47:15
Yeah. Yeah.
03:47:17
Where? There. Who's the third person here?
03:47:21
I don't know, it doesn't happen now.
03:47:24
It's okay, but I know it doesn't.
03:47:28
So Gary's joining the show.
03:47:31
Is he? Amen.
03:47:33
I'm so you related I don't know, what did you find yourself somehow?
03:47:37
How could I ruin myself? Oh, no.
03:47:40
Of masturbation.
03:47:41
You're going to start knocking my hobbies.
03:47:43
Jesus.
03:47:46
So there was really only one thing.
03:47:52
Is it?
03:47:53
Was there a team that was scary to.
03:48:02
This story.
03:48:05
Gary. Gary.
03:48:07
Gary.
03:48:11
Teen masturbates 56 times, dies of a heart attack.
03:48:14
No way are they related.
03:48:19
You know what?
03:48:19
It's just weird.
03:48:21
Six is kind of offensive.
03:48:24
Is are they not?
03:48:24
How do they know if he died of a heart attack early?
03:48:27
Masturbated a dried up, dropping 56 times nonstop before dying of a heart attack?
03:48:32
In the process, you tell them that breaking a world, right?
03:48:34
What were you doing before you had this heart attack?
03:48:36
I masturbated 56 times.
03:48:38
Like so.
03:48:38
Why the autobiography of suicide?
03:48:42
Yell it really quick before he died. Before he passed out.
03:48:44
Right? That's the problem with super first.
03:48:47
Great question.
03:48:49
What I assumed was, is as the paramedics were like, what did you do?
03:48:53
And he's like six times, oh no, he's dead.
03:48:56
So the KSI team, like they always would right.
03:48:59
Went in and they measured the sperm based on the average
03:49:04
amount
03:49:06
and divided it.
03:49:07
The answer was 56.
03:49:09
It's the only I would say after about 3 or 4,
03:49:13
after about 3 or 4, you're shooting blanks anyway.
03:49:16
Yeah.
03:49:16
You are basically.
03:49:17
Yeah. It's just good.
03:49:19
At that point.
03:49:19
How were they able to distinguish 57.
03:49:23
Right.
03:49:24
Or 40 think I think he was in mid death either here he died.
03:49:28
They resuscitated him. And they're like what happened to you.
03:49:31
He's like I masturbated 57 times.
03:49:33
And then he went back to death and they were like that's
03:49:36
who I have information because there's no other way.
03:49:40
He's not he's got a tally board.
03:49:41
He had a tally board sitting next to him, and he was trying to go for a record
03:49:44
or something.
03:49:45
What the fuck is this?
03:49:46
Jerome's mother called Portland Police after discovering his corpse in his room.
03:49:51
I can't say this was,
03:49:53
Jerome's mother told Hustler's reporters.
03:49:56
One hour pastor Osler.
03:50:00
It says hustler
03:50:02
hotel, room number one.
03:50:04
Our pass bill.
03:50:07
Man, I want to zoom in where I lost it.
03:50:11
What?
03:50:11
Everything I would say if this happened.
03:50:13
I mean, it doesn't happen out here. Here.
03:50:16
All right.
03:50:16
One hour passed since I had called him down for lunch.
03:50:19
Jerome was the kind of boy to steal food off your plate when you weren't looking.
03:50:23
I know something was wrong.
03:50:24
When he didn't come down to eat. He was black and right.
03:50:26
Yeah, Jerome, he was black.
03:50:28
There's a picture of him. Okay.
03:50:30
There's a picture of what makes you with no name.
03:50:32
Because you're all feeling my family tree.
03:50:34
You're saying because of the ceiling? Thing is why you.
03:50:38
I find
03:50:38
it unusual that we know it was 56 times.
03:50:42
And now his. Yeah.
03:50:43
His mother said that he was the kind of boy to steal food off your plate.
03:50:49
You're trying to say that?
03:50:51
I'm trying to say it's fake.
03:50:53
Oh, you.
03:50:53
I thought you were trying to say your mother saying he's
03:50:56
the type of boy who will steal food off your plate.
03:50:59
Yeah, yeah. His mother said that.
03:51:02
I know it's his mother.
03:51:04
Half like, is his father black and his mother white?
03:51:10
Yeah.
03:51:11
It's fake.
03:51:12
They found the picture. Now there's nobody. Get my Joe.
03:51:14
Come on. It's obviously a joke on. I'm trying to.
03:51:16
Yeah. Racist joke.
03:51:18
Thank you, thank you.
03:51:20
That's what I mean. That's part of the brain draw.
03:51:22
So sometimes Brady doesn't even respond.
03:51:25
Come out I know right?
03:51:26
I'm trying to make a very horrible racist joke.
03:51:29
Yeah. You
03:51:31
know I believe you
03:51:32
know that just that just shows you how how how in-tune with racism.
03:51:37
Right.
03:51:38
Brady side of the Brady draw shows that there's no levity.
03:51:41
There's no body.
03:51:42
There's stuff to that.
03:51:43
Totally like, I'm here, I'm an island.
03:51:45
I'm on an island.
03:51:46
I'm I'm purposely trying to make a very off color racist jokes like, yep,
03:51:51
yep, that's how it goes.
03:51:52
And I'm like, no, I'm making like a sarcastic like,
03:51:55
no, it's not exactly how it goes.
03:51:56
You can say it's a no.
03:51:59
Exactly.
03:52:00
Gary would sit here and put his foot down.
03:52:02
He would just be like, he would sit here and go, no, no, no.
03:52:06
Shocked at all? No, no.
03:52:08
And even then, even if he had no connection,
03:52:10
if he had barely a cell phone connection, he'd be like, oh, no, no.
03:52:19
Oh, okay.
03:52:20
Meanwhile, fucking Brady's in here with fiber.
03:52:23
And he's like, you know, you can't even make a comment.
03:52:26
Hold on, hold on.
03:52:27
I gotta get something ready for this because there's a third one.
03:52:32
You're playing this video.
03:52:35
It's just there's still no policies listed on her campaign's website.
03:52:39
She's given.
03:52:39
So this is speeches about price controls and more taxes, but
03:52:42
she hasn't outlined how any of that stuff will work in practice.
03:52:46
Do not this strategy of completely ignoring the public, the people Kamala
03:52:50
Harris supposedly wants to represent you, not only is that sure that it's
03:52:53
had a few predictable responses,
03:52:55
one of them is that people are now digging up old Kamala Harris
03:52:58
interviews that she gave months ago, and posting them all over social media.
03:53:02
These interviews aren't necessarily interesting,
03:53:04
but there's a lot of demand out there for videos of Kamala speaking and,
03:53:08
from the scripted setting, actually answering questions, talking about policy.
03:53:13
So they're racking up millions of views.
03:53:15
And here's one of those interviews that's making the rounds.
03:53:17
As far as I can tell.
03:53:18
It's from, I think, several months ago,
03:53:22
when Joe Biden was officially still running for president.
03:53:25
And, and it illustrates very clearly why Kamala Harris isn't giving any interviews
03:53:30
now that she's been named the party's presumptive nominee.
03:53:33
Watch
03:53:35
on a different, Axios this week reported that President Trump,
03:53:38
I think against a second term,
03:53:40
will sort of dial back, for lack of a better term d programs
03:53:42
that the Biden administration is putting forth.
03:53:44
I know you disagree with that.
03:53:46
I obviously believe that you don't want him to get a second term.
03:53:48
That said, if that does happen,
03:53:49
what do you think that would do to race relations in this country?
03:53:53
Do not.
03:53:53
Well, let me say we're going to win, so it's not going to happen.
03:53:56
But I think that listen, we
03:54:01
today is actually I
03:54:02
believe, an anniversary in terms of Doctor King.
03:54:06
All right.
03:54:07
And, and I was just in Selma and we watched it
03:54:12
acknowledge the 59th anniversary of of black Day.
03:54:16
I think it's really important that we as Americans always embrace our history,
03:54:22
great parts that we're proud of
03:54:24
and the parts that we're not proud of, but that we can't forget it.
03:54:27
We did it.
03:54:28
And we should all agree that we should teach us, right?
03:54:33
We should history if we're to ever have an accurate.
03:54:37
It's hilarious if we want to go in where we don't want Hillary in the future.
03:54:41
It's a giant version that means also acknowledging the importance of diversity.
03:54:46
That means acknowledging the offensive.
03:54:49
I know of the fact that everyone should have equal opportunity to compete,
03:54:53
and she didn't say it, but it's of course inclusion that, you know,
03:54:57
hey, let's look around.
03:54:58
I love how you pull you that out here.
03:55:00
And did we leave the Double giant or etc..
03:55:03
So no surprise that, this woman is not being allowed to speak off the script.
03:55:09
And it's, it's a bit like that.
03:55:12
It really reminds you in a lot of ways that that video of,
03:55:15
Miss Teen USA, I think it was in 2007,
03:55:20
infamous video, the one where
03:55:22
people can find her on a map and she starts talking about the Iraq
03:55:27
that everywhere, like such as why do you think this is?
03:55:33
I personally believe
03:55:35
that you as Americans are unable to do so because,
03:55:40
some people out there in our nation don't have that.
03:55:44
And, I believe that our education like, such as, like such as matter,
03:55:49
like gravity, such as in South Africa and, that Iraq everywhere.
03:55:54
Like such as, like such as, like like such as.
03:55:58
And I believe that they should
03:56:01
our education over here and then us should help the U.S.
03:56:05
I should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries.
03:56:10
So we will be able to build up our future for our.
03:56:14
Thank you very much. Like such as like
03:56:18
I love how you fucking
03:56:20
pinpointed that before he even brought it up.
03:56:24
That's the only reason I brought that up, because he referenced that
03:56:27
that was a like such as hilarious
03:56:31
that you fucking likened to that before he did.
03:56:34
That's how bad that tells you how terrible that was.
03:56:38
Oh yeah. Oh,
03:56:40
there will be no President Harris.
03:56:44
Oh wait, there was
03:56:46
for Harrison there.
03:56:48
There's like real name recognition.
03:56:50
They're going to be like, What's Joe doing?
03:56:53
Oh, Harris.
03:56:55
Her name is presidential.
03:56:57
So I didn't I didn't want to trigger anyone.
03:57:00
I didn't want to trigger anyone because I know when, like, people play
03:57:02
certain things, like, I know some people get butter by Ben Shapiro, but some people
03:57:06
got heard by Charlie Woodruff. Clip.
03:57:09
Yeah. He did.
03:57:10
It was tongue in cheek, but he did actually,
03:57:15
Put a petition in, for the, customer, don't you?
03:57:23
Because he feels like the people who are handling him
03:57:25
are doing him a just justice, and they're not serving him
03:57:28
properly, and that, he needs to kind of be better taken care of.
03:57:31
And so it was kind of a joke,
03:57:32
tongue in cheek, but he literally did put, put in, a let
03:57:36
go have custody, custody over the current president.
03:57:40
Edit.
03:57:43
It what
03:57:45
the Charlie Leduff thing.
03:57:48
I don't have it. I'm just saying.
03:57:49
Are you driving it?
03:57:51
Yeah. Oh, he's describing it.
03:57:53
Whatever it doesn't apply in his version.
03:57:56
So it was a woman.
03:57:58
Masturbation has been one of my most difficult issues during the last 50 years.
03:58:02
Where do you come?
03:58:04
It's a challenge where you followed me like a shadow,
03:58:06
an unpleasant companion on my life's path.
03:58:10
It began as an innocent curiosity, a youthful investigation.
03:58:14
This is the brilliant Rorschach came.
03:58:15
An addiction?
03:58:16
Yeah, a vice that gripped me and made it difficult to go free.
03:58:19
This conflict has had an impact on me in my life.
03:58:23
Oh, yes.
03:58:23
Oh, enough to check in at some. Apparently
03:58:28
chicken attacks, ways.
03:58:31
Chicken attacks, chicken attacks.
03:58:33
Play nothing but chicken attack from now on.
03:58:36
Should you attack?
03:58:39
Let's go check this out.
03:58:40
To be my secret.
03:58:42
But the key that I'd like to clear that up,
03:58:50
let you walk back and find a place to play them.
03:58:53
I love you, That's fantastic.
03:58:55
Yeah.
03:58:55
Lord.
03:58:56
Chicken, I thought you didn't go.
03:59:01
You. You know that?
03:59:03
Oh, my God, look like
03:59:07
you want to try.
03:59:13
All right.
03:59:13
Good night, guys.
03:59:22
Yeah.
03:59:23
Okay.
03:59:25
Good night.
03:59:29
Aren't and many buried.
03:59:31
It is formed and sculpted me, but not in ways that I am proud of.
03:59:35
It has led me down roads I would rather not take.
03:59:39
You pick up. But you do.
03:59:40
I had some trouble today.
03:59:45
I have told you how to give me.
03:59:52
This one.
03:59:54
000I.
03:59:59
And then I like to get really high and then masturbate.
04:00:03
You do?
04:00:06
I do, yeah.
04:00:11
As long as you don't get too high or too drunk,
04:00:13
I think it, it makes sex more pleasurable.
04:00:17
I would assume that maybe mushrooms would too.
04:00:19
Does it?
04:00:25
I know acid didn't work out very well
04:00:28
for what I've heard, because obviously everything I've learned
04:00:31
from masturbating an ass that I learned in books last night.
04:00:42
I'd ask the chat what they thought
04:00:43
about mushrooms and masturbation, but
04:00:49
I don't think there's anyone left here.
04:00:52
We went through every absolute thing.
04:00:55
We talked about the black people in our meta.
04:00:57
We talked about draw, pissing,
04:01:01
and we got in our Matt Walsh.
04:01:05
We got in all our Daily Wire propaganda, so that was good.
04:01:12
And it's only going to even get thicker
04:01:13
as the election gets even closer, because every dime in
04:01:18
every type of campaign is going just to political campaigns.
04:01:24
There are no other ad campaigns right now.
04:01:27
You don't see a Snickers bar commercial, you don't see a car commercial,
04:01:30
you don't see anything except campaign and political campaign
04:01:33
ads to through the rest of November 5th,
04:01:37
to the rest until November 5th.
04:01:41
So the amount of money that the Kamala
04:01:44
Harris campaign is putting towards ads is astronomical.
04:01:49
Yeah.
04:01:49
You think because they're, the current administration,
04:01:52
there's ever a chance that that's current tax money?
04:01:56
You think they use tax money?
04:01:58
I don't know, although they're still being sued for
04:02:02
Biden's money because, like, they donated Biden's campaign to Harris's campaign.
04:02:09
Right.
04:02:09
Did that ever work out?
04:02:10
I know they sued.
04:02:11
Trump sued, but I never heard what happened.
04:02:14
Of course, like they're not going to report that.
04:02:21
For the record,
04:02:21
I don't think you have ever, ever, ever, ever eaten on like, like that.
04:02:25
If you're still trying to mock me,
04:02:29
you're becoming your own.
04:02:30
I mean, the cool thing, though, is it doesn't have to listen back.
04:02:33
And I'll tell you when I listen back, I'm it.
04:02:36
I trust you more.
04:02:37
And I feel like talking to you more
04:02:38
because you seem more like human instead of some TV show.
04:02:42
So I got no problems with it, you know?
04:02:45
As a matter of fact, I wish you'd make more noise.
04:02:48
My wife.
04:02:49
Oh, my. Oh, no.
04:02:51
Right now I'm,
04:02:56
Who? Finish him.
04:03:03
Oh. Now it's borderline masturbating.
04:03:10
You're not just eating that lettuce, you're masturbating it.
04:03:15
Is too much.
04:03:19
And for the record, it just looks like just.
04:03:20
Just lettuce.
04:03:22
Do you have chickens?
04:03:23
You know, dressing, though?
04:03:25
No, there's.
04:03:26
Oh, you can eat me.
04:03:26
So dry.
04:03:27
It looks so dry.
04:03:30
We got to give it up.
04:03:31
Yeah, it's on the bottom.
04:03:33
I mean, I'm old. Are you kidding me?
04:03:35
I'm guessing by how you're eating it.
04:03:36
It sounds pretty.
04:03:37
Oh, I use vinegar and oil and fucking.
04:03:41
Yeah.
04:03:41
Oh, I know how it can back
04:03:44
my masturbating.
04:03:46
Could debate.
04:03:48
I put my dick out. No.
04:04:01
Dryer.
04:04:07
Thing cleaning.
04:04:09
Acting.
04:04:10
You can look
04:04:10
for scientific causes of my actions, and that's absolutely fair enough.
04:04:14
But a scientific explanation of an event is one type of explanation.
04:04:18
You can choose to do particular things,
04:04:20
but when you choose to do something particular,
04:04:22
it will be because you want to or because you're forced to.
04:04:24
If you're forced to, you're not in control.
04:04:26
If you do it because you want to.
04:04:28
Then given that you can't control your wants,
04:04:31
you're not in control of that either.
04:04:32
We have that established already.
04:04:34
That's kind of the starting point for where we begin.
04:04:37
The question then becomes where do we go wrong?
04:04:39
And I think with philosophy where we go wrong, we try to define free will.
04:04:42
We're anthropologists who keep getting the wrong answer.
04:04:45
If a criminal has committed a crime, do you think they're responsible
04:04:48
for their actions?
04:04:50
And in which case is a click to me, yes.
04:04:52
And if not, be you dumb to be punished?
04:04:55
I mean, let me. Great.
04:04:55
If not, I'm going to go commit a bunch of fucking crime, right?
04:04:59
There you go. Yeah. I mean, I don't
04:05:03
dump just an average thief.
04:05:05
This is the great trouble of free will.
04:05:09
Hello.
04:05:09
I'm open to the unbelievable because I share with Christians
04:05:11
and non-Christians come together to debate the topic.
04:05:12
There's no trouble.
04:05:13
I'm talking to another, like, debate on free will.
04:05:15
Because it is.
04:05:16
What is it and how do we best on the show
04:05:17
be recorded in front of that audience of young people?
04:05:19
We can find the support of Christ.
04:05:21
And I was joined by two fantastic philosophers
04:05:22
confuse me by called Alex Alex O'Connor.
04:05:24
He's obviously no stranger to unbelievable study, theology
04:05:25
and philosophy of the university and is the host of the Reason podcast.
04:05:28
He also, as I'm sure you know about these on his YouTube channel, Cosmic Skeptic,
04:05:32
has a philosophy and academic philosophy and interdisciplinary studies
04:05:35
at Cambridge University's Institute of Continuing Education.
04:05:37
This debate was a little unusual in that both of the
04:05:41
one many, many pointed out
04:05:41
the discussion, but it was a fascinating discussion, and it's well worth a listen.
04:05:45
And she looks like briefly, just like why you like to believe that?
04:05:48
Very well, because I don't want to come up defining.
04:05:50
What do you mean by free will and determinism. Yes.
04:05:53
That's it.
04:05:53
And forgive me if I'm a bit sniffly.
04:05:56
He looks like he's an Affleck.
04:05:59
There's Ben Affleck, there's.
04:06:00
What's the other guy? Affleck.
04:06:01
And then there's Alex Affleck, who changed out.
04:06:04
O'Connor. That chick.
04:06:05
That chick looks like a hardcore smoker.
04:06:08
She's got that face.
04:06:09
It's like, I find it funny that the weather.
04:06:11
You only get that face with a lot of the cigaret smoking.
04:06:14
You don't get that with weed free
04:06:17
anything.
04:06:17
What is.
04:06:18
So what determines whether it lands?
04:06:21
It definitely ends well. Things like that.
04:06:23
And things like the force you give to it, things like the wind speed.
04:06:26
These things are determining factors into flipping that coin around.
04:06:29
And my position is that the things that happen inside of your brain,
04:06:33
I'll say people that smoke cigarets, no matter how much
04:06:35
they try to compare it, there's no way you smoke as much weed.
04:06:38
I mean, I smoke constantly on the show, but I don't smoke constant
04:06:41
throughout the day,
04:06:43
right?
04:06:44
People see the towers.
04:06:45
I go, there's more towers in marijuana.
04:06:48
Sure, you could say that, but they're more natural.
04:06:50
Your body is able to process them,
04:06:52
unlike cigarets that have a bunch of bullshit on them.
04:06:54
And sure, it's the it's the first breath
04:06:56
I take in the morning and the last breath I take at night. But
04:07:00
all right, maybe not, but smokers are.
04:07:03
They smoke constantly, don't they?
04:07:05
Most smokers,
04:07:07
at least at a regular interval, they're smoking every hour
04:07:10
or two, every hour or pack a day or whatever.
04:07:13
Look, motherfucker, Snoop Dogg was at the Olympics.
04:07:15
We watched him in the pool with Michael Phelps.
04:07:17
Like, are you kidding me?
04:07:20
I go will not smoking.
04:07:21
So I have to say it. Do I have to say it?
04:07:24
I'll say it.
04:07:25
Well, that's apples and oranges or black and white?
04:07:29
Black. Don't crack smoke.
04:07:31
It don't matter if you're black or white.
04:07:33
It does.
04:07:34
It does. Black skin is completely different.
04:07:36
I understand that we're you know, I'm not talking
04:07:39
about driving quality or intelligence.
04:07:43
We're talking about, molesting children, quality skin.
04:07:48
Who who?
04:07:48
Black skin definitely does not crack.
04:07:51
I so I don't, you know, it does not get wrinkly. He.
04:07:55
So I don't think that's a fair comparison to Snoop Dogg.
04:07:58
As somebody who smokes weed so much that their skin is not a wrinkly,
04:08:03
my skin is wrinkly,
04:08:05
but it's because I don't drink enough water.
04:08:10
Wrong.
04:08:14
Why is it, then?
04:08:16
I'm over here.
04:08:17
I'm going to come
04:08:20
similar to this.
04:08:21
Any event that happens inside of your head,
04:08:23
that is the motivation to switch your legs over.
04:08:26
Or the decision to raise your hand or to put it down.
04:08:28
Again, these are mental events.
04:08:30
Comes from your brain. The brain tells you to do this.
04:08:32
So your brain tells your arm to go up and down.
04:08:36
And the question you have to ask of any event,
04:08:37
including what tells your brain is it determined or is it random?
04:08:41
If it's random?
04:08:42
If your brain just randomly does it, then you're
04:08:44
definitely not in control of it because it's random.
04:08:47
If it's not random, then it's determined by something.
04:08:49
It's something that made you raise your hand,
04:08:52
or maybe it's something else inside of your head.
04:08:54
Maybe you raised your hand because you wanted to ask a question.
04:08:57
So something inside of you, you wanted to ask a question,
04:08:59
but then you've just pushed the problem back.
04:09:01
You ask, is that mental event you wanting to ask a question?
04:09:04
That desire to ask a question that itself is either determined or it's random.
04:09:10
And again, if it's random, you're not in control of it.
04:09:12
It just
04:09:12
the desire just popped into your head and you had no control whatsoever over it.
04:09:15
No influence.
04:09:17
There's environment, there's all kinds like factors.
04:09:21
It could pop in your head and you don't have a control over it.
04:09:23
But you do have control over
04:09:24
whether you want to ask a question or not, and you're going to raise your hand.
04:09:27
There's been plenty of times where I sat in an audience,
04:09:29
and it's like, I really want to ask a question,
04:09:31
but I don't want to be that guy that asks a question,
04:09:33
and it sounds stupid, so I'm not going to raise my hand
04:09:35
like I definitely was involuntary of every single aspect
04:09:38
of the aspect of raising my hand and asking a question, seeing.
04:09:42
So to pick that event of raising your hand,
04:09:44
we have this weird notion that the string theory is, well,
04:09:48
not only to draw raised his hand, but he didn't raise a hand
04:09:50
and he raised his hand this far and that far and that far.
04:09:52
In every variation in string theory, that's not really what it is.
04:09:54
It means that every possible event in the universe came to that
04:09:59
one convergence of that decision that influenced you to raise your hand.
04:10:03
There's so many factors that they're just not even accounting for.
04:10:07
They're saying that it either is or it isn't.
04:10:10
And I don't I mean, clearly there are factors like the fear,
04:10:13
the movies, everything that's happened in your life puts you right here, right now.
04:10:17
Obviously those are I mean that's yeah.
04:10:21
It's determined.
04:10:22
Are you going to give me an argument against that?
04:10:25
But I mean, so if they're saying if you I'm going to stand up right now.
04:10:29
Yeah, my brain just did that.
04:10:31
But what influence that this video on me trying to describe my brain making.
04:10:35
Right. Yeah.
04:10:37
That's a pretty easy one.
04:10:38
That means this video has control over you.
04:10:40
But every time you branch out, this video is God.
04:10:43
This video is God because it is.
04:10:45
It's telling you what to do.
04:10:49
This video is God
04:10:50
because it's dictated our last like three, three, four minutes.
04:10:53
I guess my point was, is everyone is trying to find some weird point in time,
04:10:57
but that vagueness where it just goes off from the point
04:11:00
where there's it's right here and right now to the point
04:11:02
where it's so faded that it's not doesn't even matter.
04:11:06
Why are we trying to define a point that's like here,
04:11:08
this is when it's conscious or you know about it or peripheral.
04:11:12
It doesn't exist. It does exist.
04:11:13
You just it's just trying to explain.
04:11:15
It's trying to it's just trying to figure out the dynamic of the trying
04:11:20
to figure out something that's not figure out life and death
04:11:22
and whatever what's going on out there, it's pretty much
04:11:24
I think I just there's a reason people give a shit.
04:11:26
Like I think, right?
04:11:28
I think I just coined a new word figure out of all
04:11:31
who are dog, why are you giving him
04:11:33
any kind of he bitches out on our show twice and buy something.
04:11:38
And once again, that's in your mind to be determined next time.
04:11:41
So I take a look.
04:11:43
He's gotta say something more important than the word dog to good friend.
04:11:45
What's been everything?
04:11:46
What's this notoriety on our show? It comes across.
04:11:48
How do you think problem.
04:11:50
Eliminate everything. Tell a joke.
04:11:53
You know, have to pay for masturbation.
04:11:54
I would like to tell my randomly in mind. Or.
04:11:57
Or make fun of those guys.
04:11:58
Must have something.
04:12:00
I hope that makes some sense.
04:12:01
It's a complicated.
04:12:03
There's nothing wrong with the stache.
04:12:05
What is with the mustache nowadays?
04:12:07
Like the mustache is making a comeback, but like it's not because
04:12:10
it looks like shit. So.
04:12:14
A lot of people are rocking
04:12:16
the mustache only, and it's like, that's great, but it looks like shit. So.
04:12:19
And I hate that people, like, people have been saying like, oh, look,
04:12:22
you got a mustache. Mustache?
04:12:24
No. It's because no, this is great.
04:12:26
Because that's an unfortunate.
04:12:27
Hey, that's another this is not.
04:12:29
Yeah. It sucks.
04:12:30
Yeah, I know it sucks.
04:12:31
I fucking hate it because people go, oh,
04:12:33
I didn't realize it until the one guy at work like this is years ago.
04:12:37
He goes, oh, you like, oh, you can have a little mustache.
04:12:40
And I'm just like, what are you talking about?
04:12:41
Like I show you, I trim everything at the same length together,
04:12:46
and I'm like, oh, because of the gray.
04:12:47
He's just stupid. And it's like, fuck,
04:12:50
I trim
04:12:51
this extra, actually, because of the gray beard.
04:12:54
I fucking hate it.
04:12:55
I would not color my beard.
04:12:57
To me, that's no, I wouldn't color it, but I'm going to trim this short.
04:13:00
Like I'll take a foil razor to this shit.
04:13:04
Yeah, I thought, I thought it was I don't ever
04:13:06
I don't ever take a razor to any of my shit.
04:13:07
I just take a beard trimmer to zero.
04:13:10
I just do a.
04:13:13
But this.
04:13:13
I'll take the extra, I'll take it down an extra a little bit,
04:13:17
or I'll re trim it again the next day because I fucking hate.
04:13:20
I hate the way this looks because it looks like I got a mustache
04:13:22
and I got a it looks I got a mustache from a soul patch.
04:13:26
Do you ever manscaping.
04:13:27
And then you start loving yourself.
04:13:28
You end up masturbating.
04:13:30
Look, I've done that. Here's my mustache.
04:13:32
And so because you're already naked
04:13:33
in the bathroom, it's even after you've been inside.
04:13:35
Like I purposely cut it like.
04:13:37
No, it's because there's fucking gray here.
04:13:39
Look at the fucking. Look at the.
04:13:44
Gray.
04:13:44
Be honest. I think I'm not gay in any way.
04:13:46
I've always thought you were a pretty attractive man.
04:13:48
What you just showed me look like the fucking 70 year old man's ballsack.
04:13:52
No, but the best thing is, is chicks fucking love.
04:13:55
No they don't.
04:13:56
It looks like Kenny may have gotten more attention as a fucking gray man.
04:14:00
Great. Fuck.
04:14:01
Because women like that, fucking women.
04:14:05
He's like, dude, this guy's got two balls. Sex.
04:14:07
I can play with.
04:14:11
It looks like a ball sack.
04:14:13
All right, go back to the mustache.
04:14:15
Hopefully we can.
04:14:16
I don't think it's okay.
04:14:18
I'll cut you off halfway through the next time.
04:14:20
And you describe yourself as a compatible artist.
04:14:24
What would you mind just briefly, briefly?
04:14:27
That thing will either.
04:14:28
And if it comes you describe yourself. Alex.
04:14:30
Contact us.
04:14:31
Make some sense. It's a complicated subject.
04:14:33
I want to know if this was in jest or she was just being bitch.
04:14:36
And I'm sorry. That also wasn't particularly brief.
04:14:37
But such as? Such as my way with things. That's okay.
04:14:40
We'll I'll cut you off halfway through the next time.
04:14:42
And you describe yourself, Alex Carter as a,
04:14:45
I think what you find is okay, but I think you came across this guy,
04:14:49
you left me and went down, and he does not seem to like he smile for a second.
04:14:53
He's back to the sour face.
04:14:54
I don't think he like that that much compatible ism does not exist.
04:14:58
She should think it's an excuse for solving a paradox.
04:15:02
That is not so.
04:15:03
Fucking bullshit.
04:15:07
Compatible.
04:15:08
Compatible ism is so irritating.
04:15:10
You stand on kind of hard to start off when you get introduced
04:15:14
as a compatible list. Pretty well.
04:15:16
Sure.
04:15:17
So, I agree with everything Alex just said.
04:15:21
That's it.
04:15:22
As above, so below. Right.
04:15:25
That's a that was
04:15:27
that's it I just yeah. Okay
04:15:31
I feel it.
04:15:31
But there's got to be a but right.
04:15:33
There's a it's not a very good debate so far is it.
04:15:36
But I also make the claim that there is a semantic difference between order
04:15:41
compelled to act and being freely acting, so acting of your own volition.
04:15:48
And what we mean by that is not that, that it's uncaused,
04:15:50
but rather that the cause can be roughly designated as myself.
04:15:55
Now, what that means is, you can look for scientific causes of my actions,
04:15:58
and that's absolutely fair enough.
04:16:00
But a scientific explanation of an event is one type of explanation to
04:16:05
dude, it's so easily, logically argued against everything he's saying,
04:16:08
whether true or not, I would ask him right to his face.
04:16:13
Do you, as the ultimate carrier and holder of your agency,
04:16:16
have that final choice of whether you raise your hand or not?
04:16:20
Sorry about that or not, but you get my point.
04:16:22
Would you do that if I would ask him to his back of the same question?
04:16:25
But I like everything I everything still true is what they said about that.
04:16:29
But what what the fuck what what what the fuck?
04:16:32
What? What do you mean?
04:16:33
Do you feel like you don't have a choice?
04:16:34
Whether you raise your hand or not or you do?
04:16:37
I feel like you do always.
04:16:39
I mean, I feel like it's.
04:16:40
I feel it's influenced by everything.
04:16:42
I thought that's what you were saying, but I just wanted to make sure.
04:16:43
But ultimately influenced by your own final action, right.
04:16:47
Because plenty of times, like, it's like, I'd love to raise my hand,
04:16:50
but I know, like, it's
04:16:50
going to be stupid or like, I just don't feel like being like
04:16:54
like there's been plenty of times where like, oh, hey, raise your hand
04:16:56
if you feel like this is the answer to the question.
04:16:58
And I'm like 90% sure.
04:17:00
But it's like, who cares if I raise my hand or not?
04:17:02
And it's like, I kind of want to raise my hand, but I just don't like do you?
04:17:05
Look, I very much
04:17:08
yeah, I'm very, very much voluntarily choosing
04:17:11
or not choosing to raise my hand in any given time
04:17:15
right now.
04:17:16
Like, I kind of want to raise my hand, but I'm not going to
04:17:18
because I feel like it's going to be stupid. Right.
04:17:20
So you're saying that you actually are in.
04:17:23
Oh yeah. Right. Wait, hang on a second.
04:17:26
Oh, shit.
04:17:27
Oh, I voluntarily did.
04:17:29
Stop hitting myself. Stop hitting myself.
04:17:31
That's not me doing that.
04:17:33
I have to start masturbating right now.
04:17:35
Involuntarily, Gary started.
04:17:38
How do I stop my hand from doing this?
04:17:40
Suddenly I've lost eight involuntary masturbating on the show.
04:17:43
You know what?
04:17:43
It's okay.
04:17:44
It's okay to do this nowadays, because the masturbating in my heart
04:17:48
and in my head, I was actually, involuntary masturbating on the show.
04:17:52
Fuck yeah.
04:17:53
I mean, oops, I mean, God damn it. Stop it!
04:17:56
Oh, no.
04:17:57
Stop it! Oh, it feels so good. What's up? It.
04:18:01
What's this?
04:18:02
I came out my chair.
04:18:04
I'm glad it was you.
04:18:05
I just realized that my flight is actually.
04:18:07
No, no.
04:18:10
You just now realized that.
04:18:11
Yeah. Plausible deniability.
04:18:14
Shut up.
04:18:16
Bitch.
04:18:18
Hey! Come on. Plausible.
04:18:19
The fly ability was funny.
04:18:21
So, to borrow Alex's analogy, but to actually connected with, an example.
04:18:26
Yes. Shout out to analog.
04:18:28
Oh, the Vic and Stein himself uses, if we see it on brick and Stone.
04:18:32
On what we mean by that is not that that it's uncaused, but
04:18:35
rather that the cause can be roughly designated as myself.
04:18:39
Now, what that means is, you can look for scientific causes of my actions,
04:18:43
and that's absolutely fair enough.
04:18:45
But a scientific explanation of an event is one type of explanation.
04:18:49
So, to borrow Alex's analogy, but to actually connected with,
04:18:53
an example to Vic and Stein himself uses
04:18:55
if we see a tree and the leaves are blowing in the wind,
04:18:59
in the past we might have said, oh, the leaves that don't.
04:19:01
There's like nobody in the audience watching this.
04:19:03
This is like an elementary school stage.
04:19:05
I got like, cheap elementary school stages or chairs and like, curtains and stage.
04:19:11
He's playing our game.
04:19:12
He just named it. I never knew that.
04:19:15
I honestly never knew that.
04:19:16
He just named another slang for masturbating.
04:19:18
Something about a tree that Vic and Stein himself uses.
04:19:21
If we see a tree and the leaves are blowing in the wind,
04:19:25
seeing a tree and the leaves are blowing in the wind, I've done that in the past.
04:19:29
We might have said, oh, the leaves are dancing.
04:19:31
And now we might say, if only I know the velocity of the wind.
04:19:34
And then are they're dancing.
04:19:34
The leaves are exactly how that tree is going to move.
04:19:37
But the point is,
04:19:38
the second one being true doesn't mean we can't also say the first one.
04:19:42
It doesn't mean that we can't also go back to saying the leaves are dancing.
04:19:46
The problem is, we probably won't say both.
04:19:49
So the point is, they're compatible because they are meaningful
04:19:51
areas of discourse.
04:19:52
Now, what gets thrown in my face is often this this comment that is just semantics.
04:19:56
Do you know what semantics is?
04:19:58
It's what meaning is. Semantics are.
04:20:00
So the problem with appealing to the old,
04:20:02
you know, rejecting it, the romantic, you know, you're rejecting the very words
04:20:05
that we're using to utter the sentences that we're both using right now.
04:20:09
So there's a lovely line by one philosopher who says, yes, that's
04:20:13
what free will means.
04:20:14
But it's not what free will is, I think.
04:20:16
But the problem is you've just used the term free will twice.
04:20:19
You use the same term each time and that's your problem.
04:20:22
You need to be able to explain that.
04:20:24
So I totally agree that we can use science to explain events.
04:20:28
But I also think there are some things which think science can't explain
04:20:31
just because it's the wrong tool for that mode of explanation.
04:20:33
And the pithy line I have for this is
04:20:34
even if science could explain everything, and the reason is because we believe
04:20:37
that dogmatically we're just like, yeah, we believe in scientism.
04:20:38
We won't be scientists
04:20:39
of scientific believe this might happen, but if we believe that,
04:20:41
it doesn't mean that every explanation has to be scientific.
04:20:43
If you want to take the professor for explanation of taking a book,
04:20:45
they're not gonna give you a scientific connection.
04:20:46
Means also, that's roughly my position.
04:20:48
Just helping people make decisions, but also maybe give them up.
04:20:50
And maybe that's what I think people.
04:20:51
So next, you've got a 20 minute video on your YouTube 2020 talking about.
04:20:55
It's not what you begin to get a little bit of between you.
04:20:57
What do you mean just in a minute video. You've got lots of that.
04:20:59
Why don't you think compatibility is a viable option?
04:21:02
I'm talking about fundamentalism.
04:21:03
Capitalism never clean the capitalists and all the capitalism
04:21:06
is, is being sort of usually paternalism.
04:21:10
This is the thing.
04:21:10
It's been the fact that all actions
04:21:11
are determined that your brain is just doing its thing.
04:21:13
There's nothing do to change it.
04:21:14
Then that view is compatible with free will.
04:21:18
The problem is, and I think
04:21:19
the reason that people criticize this is just semantics,
04:21:22
and that is just sort of defining words in particular ways, is that in theory,
04:21:26
I can make everything I've just said compatible with free will,
04:21:31
so long as I define free will in a particular way.
04:21:34
So some people might say, well, free will just means that
04:21:37
whatever course of action I take, it originates from inside of myself,
04:21:41
but it means that it doesn't come from somebody else telling me what to do.
04:21:44
It doesn't come from some kind of external factor,
04:21:48
as long as it comes from somewhere in my brain, that means that it's free.
04:21:51
You say that if you like and then yeah, sure, free will exist.
04:21:53
No problem.
04:21:54
But I think that what people are interested in is more than that.
04:21:58
Because if I were to give you some kind of drug
04:22:00
that you could take that made your brain do a particular thing,
04:22:05
arguably, you know, that came from the drug,
04:22:06
but then arguably your brain came from your parents.
04:22:09
So ultimately everything is going to be external to you, right?
04:22:11
You could say that your brain sort of does something.
04:22:13
It comes from somewhere inside of you.
04:22:15
But if you don't have control over that, if you couldn't have made it
04:22:18
such that that didn't happen, I think
04:22:22
tell me he doesn't look like.
04:22:26
This person here, the kid with the mustache,
04:22:30
the kid.
04:22:33
Ben Affleck's brother.
04:22:34
I'm not going to call him. I guess it's Casey Affleck.
04:22:37
He's probably more movies now than his brother.
04:22:39
It looks just like him.
04:22:45
I'm so, so sorry.
04:22:46
He's related to Ben.
04:22:52
Let's throw them in a room of all different nationalities
04:22:54
and whichever nationality it's the most populous.
04:22:56
Everyone will.
04:22:56
Just without deciding to do this
04:22:58
or being aware of it, will all stand the same distance apart.
04:23:01
And it will be whatever the national average distance
04:23:04
you stand apart for the for the, the nation that is the most popular.
04:23:08
So if you've
04:23:08
got 14 British people in a room of 50 and it's the most populous group,
04:23:12
everyone will stand the British distance apart,
04:23:14
which, by the way, is the furthest apart.
04:23:16
If you then throw in 20 Argentineans and the British, everyone will stand.
04:23:19
The Argentinian distance apart, which is the closest?
04:23:22
And they'll just do this over time.
04:23:24
They'll just start to conform in that way.
04:23:26
And even if you became aware of it, you just be one of those people
04:23:28
who's aware of it. So that they don't conform,
04:23:30
which is exactly what everyone who's aware of is doing.
04:23:33
There's a thing called the pocket profit going back to the free will thing.
04:23:36
There's a lovely and I can never find the paper that it was in.
04:23:38
But I remember reading it when I was, an undergrad,
04:23:41
and it was it would tell you what you're about to do.
04:23:45
And if you show it to someone else, it's saying exactly what I'm saying right now.
04:23:48
And Alex holds out his arm and holds up a phone
04:23:51
and says the sentence, and then blah, blah, blah.
04:23:52
And then if I look at it myself, it was just an error
04:23:55
because he can't possibly tell me what I'm about to do
04:23:57
because I'll just do something else.
04:23:58
So there is this problem of the kind of reusability of it,
04:24:01
because, again, you always end up with that existential perspective.
04:24:04
And this is where I think perhaps you might find some hope
04:24:07
because existentialism talks about, existence preceding opens for the hell.
04:24:12
So before I'm a nonconformist, before The Conformist.
04:24:16
But the problem with that is they we sneak a little bit of metaphysical
04:24:19
physics in there.
04:24:19
So you said human intervention.
04:24:21
It really hasn't became become something Garry never really fully
04:24:27
embraced. What they were saying explained.
04:24:29
That's literally what that means.
04:24:31
Then once there has to be a conscious system.
04:24:34
Yeah,
04:24:34
the double slit, the Schrödinger's cat, there has to be a conscious being that
04:24:39
the it
04:24:40
does not make a decision until a conscious being
04:24:45
witnesses it and then it then
04:24:49
makes a decision.
04:24:51
Yeah, it is nothing and everything and all options until it's confirmed.
04:24:56
Which is weird that that
04:24:59
maybe it's not a conscious being, but that's what we're interpreting.
04:25:02
That's what you got to go one step further.
04:25:03
I didn't understand it.
04:25:04
I didn't understand that that's what that meant.
04:25:06
But that's what that means. Apparently.
04:25:08
But if so, we actually until we like,
04:25:11
like it can sit there by itself.
04:25:14
There can be a rock that flies by.
04:25:16
Nothing matters.
04:25:17
But you can tell a human intervention comes in, then it's like it, then it,
04:25:20
then it changes.
04:25:21
And we're we can perceive that we can.
04:25:23
No, no, no.
04:25:24
So the Schrodinger cat, you're missing the reality that the cat is already
04:25:27
either dead or live, whether you know it or not.
04:25:30
No it hasn't.
04:25:31
No, it hasn't happened until we perceive it.
04:25:33
It has no,
04:25:37
that's what they're saying.
04:25:38
That's not true. No they're not.
04:25:40
That's what they're saying.
04:25:41
No, they're saying you cannot know whether the cat is alive.
04:25:43
No, that's not what they're saying.
04:25:45
That's what they know.
04:25:46
Yeah.
04:25:47
That's what that last.
04:25:48
That's what I was showing you.
04:25:49
That's what that guy was saying.
04:25:51
No. Well, he's that's what the principle says.
04:25:54
I never understood what they meant by that, but that's what they mean by that.
04:25:58
No, they just mean that if you're so you know, that's
04:26:01
you know, you're misinterpreting
04:26:02
a you're not educated enough and I'm not educated enough.
04:26:05
I never understood that.
04:26:06
That's what they meant by. It's not it.
04:26:09
It's not in a state until it's perceived that it
04:26:13
literally is changing as the human intervention is perceiving it.
04:26:17
It literally is. That's what they were saying.
04:26:20
Well, they're stupid.
04:26:22
It's like saying, so if you're policemen
04:26:24
and you're filling out a police report and you got to say, if the bodies
04:26:27
are they dead or alive and you're like, well, I don't know.
04:26:30
I haven't checked a pulse.
04:26:32
No, it's different though. We're talking about quantum.
04:26:34
No, I'm saying it's the same analogy I'm talking.
04:26:36
No it's not.
04:26:37
Schrodinger's cat is just a simple we're talking about quantum mechanics.
04:26:40
No, the shoulders cat is a fucking.
04:26:42
It's a metaphor. It's not.
04:26:44
What's a metaphor?
04:26:46
I don't know, sheep.
04:26:50
Metaphor. Metaphor.
04:26:51
Meta is for nothing.
04:26:53
Because fuck Zuckerberg and his fucking shake the snake.
04:26:58
You know how many, how many thousands
04:27:00
you got in there? 666.
04:27:03
Jesus Christ, why is why that many?
04:27:07
I don't know, it was really irritating if I added one or took one away.
04:27:10
The little rainbow thing changed.
04:27:12
Oh yeah, it went from red to
04:27:14
six devil horns to over 600.
04:27:18
And we got Spanking the monkey again.
04:27:25
Well, you get through all your shit already proved.
04:27:27
Yeah, yeah.
04:27:28
Because I'm like, yeah, I'm tapering Gary about the way I go.
04:27:32
He stayed so long.
04:27:36
Oh. Here, we'll end on this one for Gary's sake,
04:27:39
shake hands with Gary's wife.
04:27:43
Why would you do the.
04:27:46
I know, it's a shame.
04:27:47
I need to break away.
04:27:49
Oh, wait. I'm sorry.
04:27:49
Not your best friend's wife. Oh, that's. See, that's wrong.
04:27:52
She and shout out to my wife. That's great.
04:27:55
Gary's not my best friend.
04:27:56
Don't don't let me know.
04:27:58
Did you get any good clips of my wife?
04:28:00
The guy pushing the buttons?
04:28:02
Shake hands with your wife's best friend.
04:28:05
Amen.
04:28:06
Not your best friend's wife.
04:28:08
That's two different. No, to be clear, no,
04:28:12
I think they're both cheating, though
04:28:14
I did two great.
04:28:18
Are you good?
04:28:25
Mr. Brady and Joshua Brady and or Gary.
04:28:29
As above and so below.
04:28:32
Because he's so close. Brady.
04:28:34
And for sure, we're doing it our way.
04:28:38
We're gonna make it make our dreams come true.
04:28:40
Brady and Tom show.
04:28:42
It's Brady and draw.
04:28:44
It's their show now Brady draw I don't give a crap about that.
04:28:49
You're not understanding that I couldn't.
04:28:56
You're not that I couldn't love.
04:29:01
Well let me tell you something.
04:29:06
What you do.
04:29:07
Do what?
04:29:23
You and Brady both are doing
04:29:25
right. You.
04:29:32
And Brady, over the top.
04:29:40
And here comes the blitz.
04:29:41
And here's Brady.
04:29:43
Here's Brady. Over the top.
04:29:44
Food. You have a good night.
04:29:46
Let's talk to your buddy.
04:29:47
Go for the gun. Put the board away.
04:29:50
Are you ready to
04:29:52
stop truck love.