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You heard me right.
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This.
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The time is now 10:01 p.m..
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Do you know where on your cycle of the hamster wheel you are?
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And does it really matter?
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Hi, I'm Gary, and welcome to Fladge Rants Live.
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Today our topic isn't even a full word.
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We didn't even afford a full word.
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We just use the prefix re.
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Now when Re is used
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it usually means regarding in a letter.
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If it starts with re,
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it's going to be followed by the topic.
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And today the topic is re and I put the hyphen in there
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because I wanted to let you know it's for the prefix re.
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Now there are a lot of useful prefixes,
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and I think Re may be one of the most used ones.
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Now I jotted this down.
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Just for fun.
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Relax. Rest. Reasonably reassured.
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Relatable.
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Reliable reporting requires responsible, relevant research.
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Now, of those 11 words, only
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reassurance is what I'm talking about.
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All the rest just start with re like really?
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And ready?
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The gibberish like reverse
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reverberation residue resonates.
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But what I want to do
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is rekindle, rehash, reimagine.
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Reinvigorate and,
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bring back some of the the reasons we get together every week
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and discuss these things.
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Matter of fact, I'll just run through them real quick.
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You might recall,
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guys, make a list.
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Nothing. Stuff.
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Balls.
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Magic time. Currents change.
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Information. Bootstraps.
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Superstition. Cryptids.
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Controversy. Drugs. Lies.
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Holes.
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Aliens. Mattresses.
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You one guy, the drink, the drinking game.
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Problems. Creeps.
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Kismet. Space.
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Repast. Occult.
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Money.
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Mind machinations. Merriment,
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niggardly
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tertiary resonance.
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Quality. Superfluous.
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Balderdash. Question.
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Hats. Dirt.
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Pants.
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People. Shenanigans.
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Choices. Fools.
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Syzygy. Giants.
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Paradox. Chance phenomena.
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Waves. Signals.
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Metaphysics.
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Parsimony. Roughshod.
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Colors. Conspiracy
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1776.
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Opposite agency.
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Senescence. Art.
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Logic. Ambiguity.
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Concealment.
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Tessellation. Masturbation.
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And here we are at read.
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No one saw that comment, and I like to keep it that way.
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History repeats itself.
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What they say about karma is what comes around, goes around.
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I want to revisit
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some of the, the, the old topics, the,
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ancient artifacts, the, the relics, like the anti Catherine mechanism.
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Why on earth did the Greeks have a mechanism that predicted
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thousands of years of eclipses?
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We we didn't understand,
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the procession of the equinoxes until recently,
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but apparently they got it, the great year, the cycle
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is 25,920 years.
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So it takes roughly 26,000 years
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for the Earth to complete its wobble
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and named Galactic Great Years.
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It's 225 million Earth here.
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Other cycles, fashion trends repeat every 20 years.
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I want to bring up, all the old topics.
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I want to I want to touch on the the grim marble problem.
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That was a great topic.
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I looked at our our stone soup conversation.
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The ship of Theseus.
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Now, there is a new ship of Theseus, example.
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And, with the start of the NFL season, they have changed
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the way they do the kickoff to make it safer.
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I I'm not a not a giant fan.
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I'm. But, here's what they do.
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They line up five yards apart instead of crashing into each other from 50 yards.
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I guess it's safer.
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They're not giant men crashing into each other.
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Top speed.
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But,
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the cycles that we're, undergoing,
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like from the galactic Great Year to the solar great year, the.
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So the great year of the solar system, because a cataclysmic
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event happens in this cycle.
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And we're coming up on one.
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And we should probably get ready for that.
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But there are other things
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that we should brace for that we can predict.
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Like these things are predictable because cycles are patterns.
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And and that's why I read off all those things,
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tessellations, patterns that this is
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this is something we know we can
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we can actually determine and predict.
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We don't need to be vague
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like, the Nostradamus predictions.
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Sure. A lot of them came through.
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You can predict vague nonsense
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and get it right because someone's going to do something similar.
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Heck, if you can
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think of it, it's been done.
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So, so I wanted to touch on some of the old stuff.
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Yeah, that was, that was it.
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But, I wanted to
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revisit
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our afterlife conversation
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because I've heard a lot of great examples
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of how the afterlife could possibly be.
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They still don't negate
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my main problem with it.
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What we are
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like, who I am, is
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hinged directly on what I am.
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And so reincarnation is nonsense.
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That's not me.
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That wouldn't be me in any sense.
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And so.
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To say, where do we go when we die
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is an incoherent question.
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Only people who are alive go places.
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If you are
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a biological organism like me,
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when you stop being a biological organism,
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everything that is you ceases to be
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so, even if your consciousness
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is uploaded into some galactic database,
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it's not you.
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The story of your life isn't you.
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The memory of you isn't you.
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Only you are you.
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That's why when you're not conscious,
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I get,
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Draw tells me that I'm making consciousness
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the end all be all of existence.
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Here's why
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it is
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everything I experience is filtered
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through my consciousness.
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My conscious self
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is everything I know of me.
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And therefore, if I am not conscious,
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I'm not even me.
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So I want to revisit that.
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That that's going to be fun.
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So I didn't make my eight minutes, but, well,
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the clip really.
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Natural rock formation.
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And almost anybody looks at it
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that's 100% placed in stack stones.
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It's in a straight line.
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They're stacked on top of each other.
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They form fit together.
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They're carved and transported. Yeah.
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And I think it's several football fields long.
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Also, a lot of it is covered in dirt.
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And if this thing is, you know, 30,000 years old,
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who knows how long it's been there, like, who knows how deep it even goes.
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The sage wall, that's what it is.
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So what is that all about?
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Like that was on private land, and apparently originally
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it was covered in trees and and they'd cleared the area and,
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and so initially people were thinking that it was some sort of a natural formation,
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but as they clear the area, they're like, wait a minute, what is this?
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There's an ancient wall.
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So that's in Montana, right?
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That's incredible.
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I mean, that looks like the walls in Bolivia and, Peru
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and, out in Malta and the ones
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in, Indonesia has,
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India has, Japan.
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Hansen.
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And these are evidences, evidences.
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I hate that if the evidence of.
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Lost ancient
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high technological civilizations.
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We don't have written history.
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What? Draw what? It was the freeze frame.
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You were frozen with your mouth wide open.
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Sorry.
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You know. Oh,
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I must go back since we're rehashing.
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Yeah, we can go to rehab blocks.
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They're similar. They look like my kids Legos.
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And so my Legos must be ancient.
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That's all.
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Reductio ad absurdum.
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Wonderful.
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No, these are actually old.
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It's a don't. You ought to.
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Sure do. I love it.
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I hate when you pull that out.
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That was great.
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Hey, you can't take that away.
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You're comparing them and making up a reason why they somehow
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have to do with one another.
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I still stand by my statement that they just have to do with one another
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because they're the same shape, which is by the way probably the
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most maybe a hexagon, but there's a lot of squares in nature.
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So yeah there aren't,
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there aren't a whole lot of squares in, there are a lot of squares in nature.
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But so even if they were stacked, are you implying
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we we call them nerds?
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Are you implying that,
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there's some.
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I don't know.
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If you see a 90 degree angle, you're not dealing with nature.
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All right, so they're not natural. They're manmade.
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That's if this is at the argument, because there are people
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all over the world, and those people could stack bricks.
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All came up with that.
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Such a basic concept on their own without any type of aliens or
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god or whatever, you're just
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what are you?
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But wouldn't a global society
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that predates history
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fit the description a little better?
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You're you're looking at the ants.
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You're standing.
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You're standing three feet in front of a
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like button in front of a tree and going, I can't see the forest.
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Like, you're literally like nose to the tree.
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Three inches, I mean, and in your nose of the tree.
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And you're like, I can't see the where's the forest?
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I couldn't see us through his face.
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Right. Maybe they.
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Good evening, my children.
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My child. That's for that.
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I got my,
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Well, this is a big show, remember?
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Papa mark, isn't that stolen pedophile?
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This.
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Yeah,
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like stolen valor.
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But for priests, I've.
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I've repented. Don't worry.
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Here, guys, we got a really big show.
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We got a lot to cover.
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And, next week it's 68.
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Funny shirt I've seen about 68 is, 68.
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I owe you one.
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Hilarious. 69.
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Oh, wait.
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No, that's this week. 68.
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69. Hilarious.
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69 dudes. And then 70
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Septuagint.
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Anybody? Septuagint?
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Sure.
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Oh, I don't think it's coming up, but I'm ready.
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But, I think we need to plug tomorrow.
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Right?
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What do you guys do at 8:00 tomorrow morning?
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I don't.
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Yes. This is a two parter.
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Let's go.
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Two short shows over two days.
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I say we start now and just stop at 1130 tomorrow.
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Yeah, let's keep going.
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No, let's go all the way through.
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Will debate and we'll rebate.
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Then we'll masturbate. We?
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I was thinking, I was thinking, now the.
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Yeah.
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If you, if you masturbate again, isn't that a rebate.
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And I think like minority band
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first of all save big money on menards.
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What are you talking about?
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Giant oversize Kong money is big money doesn't mean anything.
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That's that's incoherent as well.
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But that rebate, that 11% rebate.
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No one takes a little slip from the customer service desk
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to turn in the rebate, and they're counting on us not mailing that in.
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So guess what?
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On I chainsaw, I mailed it in.
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You know what they sent me? A store voucher
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for more chainsaws or more chainsaws.
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So I did get my bar chain.
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Well, did you get more chainsaws?
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Yeah, that's like going.
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That's like going to a restaurant, getting pizza.
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The pizza's covered with some kind of a gnat.
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Small fly.
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Yeah.
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And then when the when the waitress comes out,
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she she leans over and says, oh, shit, I thought we got all of those.
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And that's not the weird part.
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The weird part is, is then they just offered us another pizza
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because there was a little there were flies and fly bait,
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which I don't want to be grossed out this early on.
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There was fly babies.
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You you know, you had confirmation of the fly Babies.
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You can you can see net babies.
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You got that kind of eye.
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Well, two things are those readers or if there's a bunch of little,
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little tiny, tiny flies, it's safe to assume that there's little.
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But they're just fruit flies, man.
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It's like it's yeah, it's they should have charge us extra.
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We got an extra topping, I agree.
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Do you know how many how many flies.
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How much bug guts are in the food that you ate
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right before camera, that you're still clearing from your mouth?
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Yeah, yeah.
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I wasn't grossed out by the flies.
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I was grossed out by her answer of saying that we.
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Oh, we thought we picked all those out as basically.
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But I think that was a joke. That must have been a joke, right?
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No. Oh,
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so you got another pizza?
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Another?
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As long as she responds to my child.
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No. They say, is this too early for this?
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They got, I guess.
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Is it too early to rehash the monologue, or is the monologue over?
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Yeah, yeah, we've had these all.
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I remember seeing my child.
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I have some rehashing you mentioned.
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We have you asked you said something about what happens
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when we lose our body or when we die or whatever.
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Yes, that's where I would like to go as well.
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My child, actually.
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What if that's when I put this outfit on my child?
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We're talking about realm.
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Oh, I see, thank you, father, for
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things of understanding that are inside this body.
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We could never understand.
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So I say that our body is just merely a vessel
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that may somehow contain something that this body would never understand.
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Maybe when we're not in this body, we do have some recollection
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or some connection between the time realms.
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Maybe we don't.
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Yeah, but I know with with all this dark matter, black matter,
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string theory and all that shit that
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not that it's got to be black.
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No, you said dark.
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Did I say black matter?
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But is life black?
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What?
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I'm also in costume.
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I'm not.
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This is, how I feel.
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I felt pretty pure.
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I identify as a priest today.
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All right. Father.
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Thank you, my child.
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No, I see, so what?
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What is what inside of you
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do you think exists that makes you you
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other than just an algorithm of memories and, nerve responses?
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It is way more complicated than that.
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And that's what my vibration. What?
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What do you mean? Yeah. Like, what do you. I don't like what's in there.
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Like what?
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Are you okay? There's like a collection of vibrations.
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And so, like, these vibrations are more than just your physical being and.
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Right. Like, I,
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I'm not calling you
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vibrations, although everything is vibrations.
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Okay?
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But it's more than just whatever this is is more than just
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your physical being, right?
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It transcends your body.
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Right?
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Like I you want the emergence
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of very complicated mechanisms, right?
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It almost transcends like existence, right?
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Yeah. Right.
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But oh, you're breathing.
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The reason Brady's wrong
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is because he's making something greater than it is.
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Like he really has no position to stand on. Okay.
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I literally you don't know, you just said there's some part of us that's
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that's not I twisted.
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I merely suggested that may be a possibility.
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I don't believe any of that shit. No.
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Oh, I'm just saying don't don't pin me to my own words and beliefs.
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That's nonsense.
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Right? Is that.
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Is it really? What you need to do is stick with you?
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Always call me a fence rider. Compatibility.
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Yeah. No, no. You got.
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No, we need you can't.
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You can't say my wrong.
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You can't say I'm ever wrong if I never have a position.
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So you're right on that one.
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You're right, you're right. What you can't fix right.
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You can't say right either. But.
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So it's. It's not ridiculous.
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It's nonsense.
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Normally, I get incredulous about this.
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Although it is stupid.
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It's a delusions of grandeur is what it is.
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It's like, oh, I think I'm.
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I must be eternal.
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That's stupid.
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It's ridiculous.
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You're. No, you're not eternal. That's.
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But anyway, energy is energy according to physics.
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Is it is eternal.
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Yeah. I'm not an energy.
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Like a biological organism.
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I thought I explained that already high energy.
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I require energy.
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It's like calling your car off energy.
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Your car is not the gasoline.
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The gasoline powers the car. Same deal.
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But you're also.
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If I run also gasoline, it would just break down your body
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or your gasoline at some point for something else. So,
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If I die, I don't care how much energy you put into me.
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I'm not going to say anything. I'm not going to experience anything.
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And I'm going to put my energy balls deep in here.
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If you should, you better.
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But I experiences
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that's that's what makes us special.
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And if I don't experience living therefore I am.
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Wait, no, that's not the thing.
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Then I'm not existing anymore. So.
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So I watch this stupid movie with my girlfriend yesterday
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with some Netflix bullshit.
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We pulled up.
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Supposed to be kind of horror, but it was.
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I forget what it was called, but it was some stupid premise.
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It was like
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almost a rip on Groundhog's Day, but it was supposed to be like a murder,
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and she was trying to figure out who this murderer was or whatever.
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And so she kept reliving it.
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And so she was trying to piece together, like the whatever the puzzle.
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We actually watched the second one first
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and the first one is it's like almost the same exact movie.
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It's really weird, but the second one has this, like, sci
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fi kind of angle to it when there's like this time paradox type situation.
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And at some point there was, one of the characters was doubled
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in one existence because he got ported from one universe to the other.
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Right.
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So, they're both like, they're all like, what the fuck?
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Like, oh, yeah, the twin.
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But they're both, like, acting like to the T.
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Like, exactly like their responses are exactly the you could tell.
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Like, there would be no mistaking like, okay, that's like if there was two garys
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and they were acting exactly like you, I go, fuck.
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That's like that's that's Gary.
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Like you couldn't duplicate Gary, right?
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Right.
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But you could, though,
00:22:22
because all you are is just, a response mechanism and memories.
00:22:27
That's literally all you are.
00:22:28
Yeah. Oh, yeah.
00:22:29
No, no, we're not special at all.
00:22:31
And the multiverse says so. Why couldn't you.
00:22:33
Why couldn't you copy?
00:22:34
Why couldn't you just copy that and input it into a robot?
00:22:37
And that's that's Gary.
00:22:39
You know, you can't just get drunk because robots can't really get drunk
00:22:42
unless you're watching. Yeah.
00:22:44
And then the it's a lot of those limitations that make us special
00:22:49
and who we are.
00:22:50
Yeah, but the robot could just act like it was drunk.
00:22:53
It could be like, every, every every night.
00:22:55
Every night around six, 7:00, it starts going the body, you know?
00:22:59
Yeah, yeah.
00:23:01
Once you gain immortality, it's kind of like when,
00:23:04
normal people get fabulously wealthy and change.
00:23:09
I mean, I think that if you got used to it, you could.
00:23:12
You could get along with, with, like.
00:23:15
Like it would just be you.
00:23:16
Like, I get used to just the robot because it's the fuck that is Gary.
00:23:19
Like, oh yeah. It's like I'm still talking to him. Fuck.
00:23:22
And then before you know, it'd be like, fuck it is him.
00:23:23
Like it is him. So it has all my memories.
00:23:27
And even if I asked you, I would ask a robot.
00:23:29
Gary, I go, robot Gary, are you really Gary?
00:23:31
And he probably go, yeah, like, yeah, I'm like, what do you mean like, right.
00:23:36
That's the problem with the Turing test.
00:23:38
I'm not even sure if I would pass. Yeah.
00:23:41
So the interesting thing.
00:23:42
So then we watched the first movie.
00:23:44
Second, it was really confusing.
00:23:46
But there was a weird there was a weird paradox in that.
00:23:48
So the girl got misplaced in time.
00:23:50
She didn't, like, see a version of herself.
00:23:52
She was living in a different universe where things were slightly skewed.
00:23:56
Her mom had passed away in this universe.
00:23:58
Her mom was alive.
00:24:00
And so for a moment, she was like, okay, I want to be in this universe.
00:24:04
And she was like, sacrificing like this dude that she was in love with
00:24:07
because he was then dating a different chick in this universe.
00:24:11
And she was like, okay with that at first.
00:24:13
But it started to, like, weird her out a couple times where, like, mom would,
00:24:16
the mom would go, oh yeah, I remember when we went here last year and she was like,
00:24:20
no, I don't remember that. And she was like.
00:24:22
And she was like, kind of like, okay, I feel like I'm living an like I'm
00:24:26
this isn't the life I remember.
00:24:28
So it doesn't it's not like registering as, like
00:24:32
anything tangible or real.
00:24:33
I don't know, what do you think about like, like a type of paradox like that.
00:24:37
Like if I look at you, but you're in a different universe,
00:24:40
so is that really technically you then?
00:24:42
Because it's you're not part of that reality.
00:24:45
Right.
00:24:46
And the smallest little change
00:24:49
makes all the difference.
00:24:52
But I would actually argue that it is still you.
00:24:55
It's just not the right you and
00:24:59
and that it's fun to to imagine, to fantasize about that.
00:25:03
But that's not reality either.
00:25:06
But again, I don't I don't.
00:25:07
So you just associate
00:25:10
we've talked about it before when it comes to like,
00:25:13
the cell replacement therapies and like being able to replace,
00:25:17
even if you had organic body parts from other human beings.
00:25:20
I mean, even as you even as you age, like, you're you're a different collection of.
00:25:25
So I don't know what percentage of the cells in you are like,
00:25:28
I don't know if your heart constantly is like growing new cells and shedding them.
00:25:31
I don't I don't know if it's just your
00:25:32
exterior skin, but yeah, it's it actually comes down to the complicated,
00:25:37
organization of your biological systems.
00:25:41
And how many years does it take before you show that what used to be you?
00:25:46
And I think I think it's seven years, but I, I could be wrong about that.
00:25:50
Is that why people change as they get older and like, no, no,
00:25:53
because they're not the same them. Why not? Why what isn't?
00:25:55
Why isn't that the same type of dynamic? Right?
00:25:57
Are you not new every seven years?
00:25:59
But I don't know. More cynical.
00:26:01
I'm more like, you don't just go, this is my life.
00:26:03
So you are. You've changed.
00:26:06
You just said you're the same, but you've changed.
00:26:08
And who I am, I am the same way.
00:26:10
No, I, I used to do.
00:26:12
I used to mow the lawn for my allowance.
00:26:14
Now I mow the lawn because it makes me happy.
00:26:17
It's. Things change.
00:26:19
And change is like it's a cycle though.
00:26:22
And that's the read part of this whole thing.
00:26:25
I'm redoing everything, I remake myself every morning.
00:26:31
I read up
00:26:32
this whole thing, I want to I want to be better than I was yesterday.
00:26:35
This whole thing.
00:26:36
I love that you always argue that there's either
00:26:39
it ends when we die or there's eternity.
00:26:43
Isn't it possible that there's something we, again don't understand?
00:26:46
Far? Yes.
00:26:47
Of those isn't that's a is the fact that there is eternity?
00:26:51
Doesn't that just essentially mean that we somewhat live forever?
00:26:54
I don't think there is a practical eternity anytime you throw,
00:26:58
an infinity into something, it's called the singularity.
00:27:01
That's the reason.
00:27:01
That's another reason God can't exist.
00:27:03
Because once you throw in one Omni, one Omni, it takes like, snippets
00:27:08
or like a, you know, everything.
00:27:11
This is the reason I don't come to because we'll do, next week.
00:27:17
No. Oh, next week, 69.
00:27:19
Dude.
00:27:20
Next week, next week is nig.
00:27:23
It sounds like there's a debate there.
00:27:25
Oh, wait, we already figured, like, why would you say that I didn't.
00:27:30
Oh, whoa.
00:27:31
I put the H on it to emphasize it's the guy.
00:27:37
I was using an English word.
00:27:39
What?
00:27:40
Niggardly.
00:27:41
So English words.
00:27:43
That's how I read about Trinity.
00:27:45
These are all English words that we've made up as these beings
00:27:47
in our bodies to try and define something that is.
00:27:51
Yeah. Right. Yeah.
00:27:52
That's reestablished as undefinable.
00:27:54
So what if time doesn't even exist?
00:27:55
And all this happened in an instant in, it's becoming
00:27:59
pretty evident that time doesn't exist or it isn't fundamental.
00:28:03
And therefore, just so that, you know, you're going off or you're going,
00:28:07
you're going off of our very, very,
00:28:08
very flawed, small minded perspective of what this really is.
00:28:12
So I am, I am there's a higher probability that my type of opinion
00:28:17
is more of the answer than your my opinion, my a little narrow
00:28:21
scope of things can safely rule certain things out,
00:28:26
and I do have enough information to tell you I can't exist without my body,
00:28:31
I can.
00:28:31
I have enough information that tells you all you want is realm.
00:28:35
Okay. It can.
00:28:37
So we just to shorten it and take.
00:28:39
Oh, I'm sure I can't just to take all the religious terms out.
00:28:43
You know, you're basically arguing if there's any more realms correct.
00:28:48
No realms of fun.
00:28:49
I'm good with all the some of them like to present all the realms you want.
00:28:54
I can exist in them because I exist in this one.
00:28:58
Some of the greatest things.
00:28:59
Stop right there. Stop! Stop right there.
00:29:01
But what if a part of you. What if a part of you.
00:29:04
I don't know how to explain it.
00:29:05
I don't want to put a label on it because that's not right. You against it.
00:29:07
But what if a part of you somehow goes into that, into a
00:29:11
I don't want to call it another realm
00:29:12
just out of this, like a but does like some type of shared.
00:29:16
There is some type of shared existence,
00:29:19
whether it's as simple as dirt worm food
00:29:21
or it's as extravagant as oh my.
00:29:27
Okay, so you there's no way I'm asking a question.
00:29:30
There's no world in no way that it's ever going to be anything
00:29:34
more than lights out over and of song
00:29:38
and of, you.
00:29:41
If it's lights all over, that doesn't mean that.
00:29:44
Well, it is.
00:29:45
As far as I know, there is that scary definition.
00:29:47
It's it's lights out. It's over. Correct?
00:29:50
Absolutely. Yes. 100% over.
00:29:53
Even if a tiny percent, or, I don't even care what percent you throw on it.
00:29:58
It doesn't matter if the portion of you that you.
00:30:02
Okay. No. Seven.
00:30:04
Okay. Three. Fantastic.
00:30:05
Not 12. 12.
00:30:07
12. I don't one half percent what I am.
00:30:12
And if any portion.
00:30:14
I feel like you've changed.
00:30:16
Yes, yes, you're you're radically and a different very dramatically.
00:30:21
Yeah.
00:30:22
You figure another wrench into the works
00:30:25
which Gary gets to live forever.
00:30:29
The one that, Well, none of them live forever.
00:30:32
Forever.
00:30:33
Ridiculous thing.
00:30:34
Right?
00:30:38
That's all I've been saying.
00:30:39
Thank you for the modified.
00:30:41
You've you've you've permanently modified, multiple
00:30:46
disc golf courses by, like, removing rubbish and garbage and debris.
00:30:49
Maybe, maybe breaking out of them. That maybe would be in the way.
00:30:52
Or maybe a tree fell over and you helped move it.
00:30:55
I mean, that type of action does not. Yeah.
00:30:57
Like you changed.
00:30:58
You change the history of the world forever.
00:31:01
Influence.
00:31:01
That's the way that that's for the way that that tree grows,
00:31:04
for the way that everyone's
00:31:05
going to like play that course from there, that then from then on
00:31:10
is that not like ripple influencing something that
00:31:13
then exists forever, at least until this planet blows up?
00:31:16
Yeah.
00:31:16
No, I love that that happens.
00:31:18
But it's it's so good. Yes.
00:31:20
Yes it does recreate to to me
00:31:24
that's a legacy that I'm leaving behind equates to you.
00:31:27
How does that not equate to you?
00:31:28
It's directly from your hand.
00:31:30
You've changed that.
00:31:32
You've changed that tree forever. This is.
00:31:34
This is legacy.
00:31:35
Legacy is definitely a way to live beyond our body.
00:31:39
Yes. Yeah.
00:31:39
I'm glad you agree.
00:31:40
Like I say, you bring legacy, but you just said there's nothing after.
00:31:45
Again, you're arguing with yourself.
00:31:47
I no item I because you guys are ill equipped
00:31:50
so I don't know you just said, I just said is it lights out.
00:31:54
That's it forever. And you said yes.
00:31:55
And then he suggested legacy and you said yes.
00:31:57
Yes, yes.
00:31:59
I mean compatible is did you forget your favorite word
00:32:03
compatible ism or we're read
00:32:06
reexamining compatible a okay fuze.
00:32:10
Right. Right right.
00:32:13
Brady. Yeah.
00:32:14
Yes. Yeah I'm not ready.
00:32:17
Oh the journal don't want cluttering.
00:32:21
Nobody's said the keywords.
00:32:22
Brady keeps keys that did not show the clip.
00:32:28
All right.
00:32:30
Mean I probably can't show this one with do
00:32:35
all the damage that was done.
00:32:39
I think we're
00:32:42
on another rebound.
00:32:44
What about tonight?
00:32:46
Is is on
00:32:48
my man. I'm
00:32:51
I'm really this is really, really, really good in real life.
00:32:55
But I
00:32:57
hey, it's just really ran.
00:33:01
I think when you go.
00:33:05
I think you do either, you know,
00:33:09
because I get up in the club, I'm like, I'm ready for this ridiculous step.
00:33:13
It's like it's all in the.
00:33:15
Why do you want to pick this one?
00:33:16
Get up.
00:33:18
I'm like, yeah, pretty whitey, but your body, your feet, and they.
00:33:21
Are you doing the things with me?
00:33:25
You think they're really cool?
00:33:26
Are three and three victory.
00:33:29
And then we all really,
00:33:33
you know, I know when it's all me.
00:33:39
Do you have a friend that you.
00:33:46
Guys.
00:33:47
And it's a late. I.
00:33:53
Go back I don't know my my.
00:33:57
I'm never really I'm
00:34:00
I what I was gonna always
00:34:05
I think
00:34:06
I'm, I'm, I'm really good at
00:34:11
what.
00:34:14
That.
00:34:15
Yeah.
00:34:15
That one 2 or 3.
00:34:18
All right, all right.
00:34:20
So. Okay. That's good.
00:34:22
How about if I get bludgeoned in the head and lose 90% of my cognitive ability?
00:34:27
Yes, please. Thank you.
00:34:29
Please do that.
00:34:29
Yeah I agree, still here.
00:34:33
We still have show.
00:34:35
I don't know, Gary.
00:34:35
Obviously the answer is it depends. What are your turn.
00:34:38
What are you know as a vegetable are can you pass the bar exam.
00:34:43
No. You're probably not going to. Yeah.
00:34:44
That that much lucid as a human being.
00:34:46
But are you conscious.
00:34:47
Is your heart beating. Is your brain wave pattern going.
00:34:50
Yeah. You are a human. No, no.
00:34:52
According to Gary, since he is, not conscious, he is no longer Gary.
00:34:56
So you just took him to the car? I could be conscious for this, but.
00:34:59
But straight retired.
00:35:01
How do you are?
00:35:02
This sounds a little. Little native.
00:35:04
But when your picture freezes on the screen, how come you don't die?
00:35:08
Oh, seem to come back.
00:35:09
It's that you're greater than that somehow. Yeah.
00:35:12
I'm resurrected. Resurrection.
00:35:15
It was an E and.
00:35:17
Oh, you are
00:35:20
okay.
00:35:24
Re usually
00:35:24
means regarding e are usually means emergency room.
00:35:27
Oh. But what I used for is, you know how people h I put the asterisk.
00:35:33
I say here they forgot a letter, and then they do a follow up
00:35:37
text with the asterisk and the letter. They.
00:35:40
Oh, here, here.
00:35:42
Wait.
00:35:43
I've got I've got something I to emphasize.
00:35:46
It's pronounced here.
00:35:47
Oh here we get the higher so.
00:35:51
But it's when you.
00:35:55
Oh my oh my.
00:35:58
Oh Gary.
00:36:00
The truth.
00:36:02
Here we go.
00:36:04
Here. Oh thank.
00:36:06
Oh no.
00:36:07
Oh wow.
00:36:09
That's good.
00:36:11
Got one I, I told you I'm cute.
00:36:14
Oh look
00:36:17
at the pool.
00:36:20
It's on a loop.
00:36:23
Two yard.
00:36:24
Why do you put everything on a loop when you join?
00:36:26
It's it's fresh every time.
00:36:29
There's not a loop.
00:36:31
That's a really, really.
00:36:33
That's a lot of smoke.
00:36:35
You're going to be okay. No.
00:36:39
Wind it back.
00:36:40
It's over,
00:36:43
and we'll do it again.
00:36:45
Could we just let us.
00:36:47
So I love, love.
00:36:50
Oh, do.
00:36:53
Oh oh good.
00:36:56
We do I, I can't do it.
00:36:59
Oh you can.
00:37:01
So look at this.
00:37:03
We're going to wind it back.
00:37:06
So I sort of a bitch.
00:37:08
Just kidding.
00:37:11
This is me who will get the hair.
00:37:13
Look at your flip phone. Look at your flip phone.
00:37:15
Oh, that's like
00:37:18
that's not the same wedding ring.
00:37:20
You may still have that same a bad jersey, but that's not the same I do.
00:37:23
I want a different hair and it's a throwback look like.
00:37:27
Gary. Why do you look like that?
00:37:29
And what do you look like?
00:37:30
Why do I look like that?
00:37:32
That's a different Gary. That's a different.
00:37:34
That's like several.
00:37:35
You're like you've shed enough cells to be a different person.
00:37:38
Like several times since this here.
00:37:42
What's the value.
00:37:43
Twice. Maybe three. 2 to 3 times.
00:37:45
What's up.
00:37:45
Put the Vaseline on the camera.
00:37:46
That took the photo.
00:37:49
That's, obviously
00:37:50
he has a flip phone, so you can see how old this photo maybe.
00:37:53
Yeah, maybe I zoomed in pretty good to you.
00:37:56
Zoomed in?
00:37:56
Yeah. That too. Yeah,
00:37:58
yeah. Oh, look at the penis on the.
00:38:00
Yeah, yeah.
00:38:01
We did, That's important.
00:38:04
Yes. The whole point of the. Yeah.
00:38:05
So hopefully picture here.
00:38:08
Right. Yeah. This son of a bitch.
00:38:11
I do have that little bet. Who is that guy?
00:38:13
Who is that guy?
00:38:14
That guy's got different principles. He's got different motives.
00:38:16
He's going to act a little bit differently.
00:38:18
He's going to be more brash.
00:38:20
He's got he's. He hates the world more.
00:38:21
He could probably do one hell of a rant, I'm sure.
00:38:24
Oh, he probably be like a 45 minute monologue every show.
00:38:27
Yeah.
00:38:28
And that you a different guy?
00:38:31
Yeah, I know that guy.
00:38:32
I've made some brain damage.
00:38:34
That's what I was talking about with the bludgeoning thing.
00:38:36
I've made some brain damage.
00:38:38
I hope you make it.
00:38:39
I've made it. I made it myself.
00:38:42
I can dress myself.
00:38:44
I don't think you said that right.
00:38:50
Oh. So, also in the monologue.
00:38:52
Not that many of those. Probably.
00:38:53
Maybe 4 to 5 lips, Max.
00:38:56
Yeah, but they were.
00:38:57
They were good.
00:38:58
They were good ones.
00:38:59
They were good. Yeah.
00:39:01
They were, they were like.
00:39:02
They were very pronounced.
00:39:03
It was, the kidney.
00:39:05
I talked about the max. The kidney also.
00:39:08
Oh. I didn't even check that. We have. Do we have kid?
00:39:11
Two of two. Good one. We better have, kid.
00:39:14
We better have some. Oh, good. Oh. The kid.
00:39:17
The kid is really.
00:39:18
Let us have this.
00:39:19
We got two, three minutes of it.
00:39:22
Yeah. Oh, yeah.
00:39:23
I don't know if I could ever take him seriously.
00:39:27
I don't know if it's the haircut or, you can tell I feel about it.
00:39:31
That's how I feel about 39 year olds.
00:39:34
We used to discuss what we're going to discuss, and, like, like,
00:39:37
but this time, it's just, like, off the cuff.
00:39:41
It's. It's good stuff.
00:39:42
Play the first one from, you know, last week, I, I don't expect
00:39:48
I don't expect to be taken seriously either dressed like this
00:39:51
for a fucking podcast that fucking four people are watching.
00:39:54
So. Yeah.
00:39:55
Yeah, I've been waiting to jerk off, but I can't do it in front of a priest.
00:39:59
How long are you? I was last week.
00:40:02
No no no oh no no no, I'm vaguely going in.
00:40:05
We got a segue.
00:40:07
We heard the song from last week.
00:40:08
If you from.
00:40:10
Yeah, yeah, if the show is a continuation of itself
00:40:14
and we just keep on going now, whacking off is perfectly appropriate conversation.
00:40:19
We're reassessing the whacking,
00:40:23
changes we make in our lives.
00:40:25
Or more accurately, called I love the way you read it yourself.
00:40:30
That's cool. Thank you. So, do you read it?
00:40:32
You reads it.
00:40:32
Well, I mean, you know, do me a favor.
00:40:36
Can you answer without reading? Yeah. Yeah.
00:40:39
Just draw.
00:40:41
Oh, okay, I, I like, I like the way you spelled it like Crispr.
00:40:45
Like you spelled it like Crispr, right?
00:40:47
No, no, no, wait, let me guess what Crispr slasher.
00:40:50
Oh, yeah. We're going to read everything.
00:40:53
Spencer. Yeah. Let's rehash.
00:40:55
Yeah. Where is that clip?
00:40:57
Where's the clip? See, I thought of that.
00:40:59
I was going to get a bunch of from old shows,
00:41:02
but yeah, I, I thought this was a clip from Rumble the.
00:41:06
Or is that clip.
00:41:08
No Brady you can't tease that ever.
00:41:10
Did that not show the clip.
00:41:14
Holy crap.
00:41:16
Holy Brady he just sent me a clip of his penis.
00:41:19
Okay.
00:41:20
I was I love that 123 pounds with safety
00:41:25
glasses and a will to not just know class, but also know his.
00:41:29
And he's known as the kid wise beyond years.
00:41:32
Find out did
00:41:35
what are you
00:41:38
what all the first one the from earlier in the week.
00:41:42
The first part. Yep yep.
00:41:45
So I should explain we have a new after record now,
00:41:48
so this won't happen anymore, but larynx or lyrics.
00:41:51
Larry I hope this happens.
00:41:53
Gary uses and they used to have a free program free app.
00:41:56
And you could do so many minutes in low quality.
00:41:59
But now they started charging ten bucks for that to get rid of the stupid things.
00:42:02
So we switch.
00:42:03
Now, I don't know about you guys, but, my my phone just like, comes with a camera
00:42:07
that's free. Cool. Yeah. You stream, right?
00:42:09
How do you stream live with that?
00:42:11
Well, who's watching this live?
00:42:13
I am, I do right away.
00:42:16
I wonder who's going to know
00:42:17
the difference. Who's going to know the difference?
00:42:19
Whether it's streamed live or just uploaded?
00:42:21
Then I because I put the red lettering in front of my face.
00:42:25
We also know I can I can actually stream live to multiple platforms from my phone.
00:42:31
Yeah. It's very technical.
00:42:33
Advisor has asked him just to record like that on his phone with the camera,
00:42:36
but I I'm not I'm, I, I don't know, things.
00:42:40
I'm just, in my defense, only priest here,
00:42:43
I just, I just whack little children off and pray to God.
00:42:46
So know what you guys want?
00:42:47
For me, this gives us street cred.
00:42:49
Technology is the devil, in my opinion, so I don't I don't know what you want.
00:42:53
I just work on the children and go pray to God.
00:42:55
And for God says Pinto will not pay this link.
00:43:00
Where are the pinheads?
00:43:02
That's like wearing the tags on your shirt because I'm taking this back later.
00:43:08
Yeah.
00:43:09
Oh, something to do with your hands.
00:43:11
Live the kid here. Yeah.
00:43:13
Once there's children of the year. Yeah.
00:43:16
Or clear the hair. Yeah, as it were.
00:43:18
How is the answer made? It's pretty good.
00:43:20
I bet you can take his head off.
00:43:21
I've heard. Yeah.
00:43:22
Here come some rumors that I have a mullet, and, I think we're in the hat.
00:43:26
Does make it pretty deceptive.
00:43:28
It does look like I'm wearing a mullet,
00:43:29
but I figured you guys have, you guys been good lately?
00:43:32
So, I'll do a hair reveal, which I think is, I think is a first, but, Oh oh.
00:43:37
Oh, my God, it's gorgeous, I know, wait, what happened?
00:43:42
He may remember Jesse for the best hair in, like I know he'll be all right.
00:43:46
We'll be right back. Oh, my Lord, look how
00:43:49
does it keep going?
00:43:55
It's just in,
00:43:57
I in, I say, I think I want to fuck the kid.
00:44:00
I got hat hair real bad, but it's not a mullet, I promise.
00:44:04
There's, like, bangs.
00:44:05
I think I want to fuck the kid. Hold on. Wait.
00:44:07
That's not a mullet. How is that an animal?
00:44:08
Look how long it is in the back compared to the front.
00:44:11
Yeah. It's a hey, hold on, hold on.
00:44:14
I'm glad you said this.
00:44:16
It's a gorgeous head,
00:44:18
but a mullet doesn't have to be super short in the front.
00:44:21
A mullet is back versus, like, Eddie Guerrero.
00:44:24
Your defining moment is Eddie haircut on Eddie.
00:44:28
What? He.
00:44:29
No no no no no, what he has is a mullet that hasn't been cut in two months.
00:44:34
It's locking.
00:44:34
The front one is slightly short on the sides and really long in the back.
00:44:38
See, long hair has to be over the ears or it's a mullet.
00:44:41
I know because I've had a mullet I could show you right here.
00:44:45
I got a picture of me and a really sweet mullet,
00:44:48
but I love the hair reveal.
00:44:49
Let's not rip on this. This goes on.
00:44:51
This is great. This. Hold on.
00:44:53
Well, we need to just pop this in here really quick.
00:44:57
All right?
00:44:58
Wait. I got him in a real evil face.
00:45:00
He's probably a nice guy. I got Eddie Guerrero mullet.
00:45:02
That's his hair. That's the.
00:45:04
That's all Eddie Guerrero mullet, but so.
00:45:07
So to be clear, we're not ripping on mullets.
00:45:10
Those are both gorgeous heads of hair. I had a mullet.
00:45:13
No, I had curly mullet, but check this out.
00:45:17
So I had Weird Al Yankovic hair.
00:45:19
Super curly, super.
00:45:21
Right. Everyone ready?
00:45:22
Like hotel style.
00:45:22
I was, like, cut into a mullet,
00:45:24
and then Weird Al fucking cut into a mile at the same time I did the fucking oh no!
00:45:28
Oh, super. Like all star mullet.
00:45:31
Super long back. So, you know, look good.
00:45:34
Look how you look like. It just looks healthy.
00:45:36
It's not a yeah, look, he needs to turn his head to the side.
00:45:40
That's same part.
00:45:44
Mom does his part for him.
00:45:45
Look how long it is.
00:45:46
Yeah. It's almost touching his collar and then some.
00:45:49
It's not, you know, you know those combs with the really long pointy
00:45:52
end on the other end?
00:45:53
That's a for the.
00:45:54
He uses one on on next week. We need it.
00:45:57
What is his definition of mullet on my face when I'm working.
00:45:59
Why does anybody keep feeding.
00:46:02
He likes to keep it out of his face while he's working.
00:46:04
Meanwhile he wears a hat with.
00:46:06
But sometimes it's like, you know, I think the hat's what keeps it up.
00:46:09
Oh, so it's business in the front party
00:46:11
in the back is what he's trying to say, right?
00:46:12
Because I think that's a mullet of the super.
00:46:15
Is that not what he just described?
00:46:17
Yeah, I just I don't want it to like get in my face and I'm trying to work.
00:46:20
So this is getting more business up here.
00:46:22
But I want to keep it long in the back
00:46:24
because I want to show that I still get down.
00:46:27
I read the first Mick Foley autobiography and he lasted.
00:46:32
He described a trip to the barber and he asked
00:46:36
specifically not to go into public territory.
00:46:40
He should have been go do it a little.
00:46:42
He's got a mullet.
00:46:43
Did did he think he was in the process?
00:46:45
I mean, at first I was convinced, but then I'm like, hold on.
00:46:48
No, no, fuck that.
00:46:49
I look at the length in the back, the masterpiece.
00:46:52
When it's all done, you can pony ponytail. That bitch.
00:46:54
Yeah, it makes it clean up.
00:46:55
Imagine the length, that length on top with a pony tail attached to it. Cocky.
00:46:58
But you know what, Bernie?
00:47:00
His length on top is like the same as yours on his,
00:47:02
pony tail removes the mullet.
00:47:04
If you wear it in a ponytail. That's not a mullet.
00:47:06
Oh, tell them I know it's a it's just good.
00:47:09
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you can still be a redneck, but it's not a morning.
00:47:12
No, it's just gay. It doesn't make you because it makes you a homo.
00:47:14
Up. Up again. Redneck.
00:47:16
That's an hour.
00:47:16
Each state lies in order to, to stop you from actually redneck,
00:47:21
I forgot hold I rewind this, I we I'm talking over him.
00:47:23
I actually hear what I just want.
00:47:25
I just let it go.
00:47:25
I figured we'd watch it again, I think, I think I promise there's like.
00:47:29
Because I want to respect what he has to say.
00:47:30
I just the hats. Do you do really? Really.
00:47:32
Because I can't believe. All right.
00:47:33
I can't believe that he thought he could fool us with that because I got.
00:47:37
Oh, oh, it's not a mullet. Go look over here.
00:47:38
He's like, look over here, look over here.
00:47:40
Yeah, but so what? He's what I think what you're saying is right.
00:47:42
Because the length on the top he thinks is long,
00:47:44
but it's the sight you long is even.
00:47:46
That's like a mohawk mullet or a full a full body Guerrero.
00:47:50
It's just got more body and more volume.
00:47:52
Like, he like, takes care of it.
00:47:54
And just like I just want to like it probably smells nice.
00:47:57
I bet you if you touch it, it's like, extra soft.
00:47:59
Look at that. You know what?
00:48:00
When he pushed my hair down, I get to keep doing that.
00:48:04
Let's go back to last week with masturbation, because I just whoop,
00:48:08
like to keep it on my face.
00:48:09
That's a beautiful kid.
00:48:10
And the priest, it's the priest in you and the kid.
00:48:12
You just can't help it. I was gonna give you tips on it.
00:48:15
Is. I mean, the hat.
00:48:16
The hat works, but he's he's way too old for you. It's he.
00:48:19
We just call him the kid.
00:48:19
Thinking about growing up like I know a comb up.
00:48:22
Oh, Jesus. He's so true.
00:48:26
The other clip, I.
00:48:27
I give him high praise, and he handles,
00:48:31
that kind of appreciation very smoothly.
00:48:34
Very well.
00:48:35
So the other clip, where is he?
00:48:37
Where is what is he supposed to go? Fuck you.
00:48:39
Hey, you're you're awesome. Fuck.
00:48:40
You know, he just takes a compliment.
00:48:42
Well.
00:48:45
What does that mean?
00:48:47
You roll the clip, baby.
00:48:49
The other one thinking about today.
00:48:51
Eyebrows and doing a comb up. Oh, okay. That'd be kick ass.
00:48:54
But we want to grow the beard.
00:48:56
We want to see the rest of this man up.
00:48:57
Oh, I see it.
00:48:58
Yeah, just like who took over?
00:49:04
What else?
00:49:05
Masturbation.
00:49:05
He probably thinks you're, like, 65.
00:49:07
And then the clean. Oh. All cleaned up.
00:49:11
I know, just comparatively, it was his.
00:49:14
All you got grandpa's generations over is the saddest sentence I've heard.
00:49:18
Clean up was, cleanup was massive.
00:49:20
Yeah, yeah, we should have been doing a little by little as we went.
00:49:24
A little by little, instead of.
00:49:26
Instead of cleaning up the whole edging. Yeah. Edging.
00:49:28
Edging. Yeah. No. Now fuck that.
00:49:30
I, I like to see the the masterpiece when it's all done. Yes.
00:49:34
That's true. Yeah, it makes it clean up.
00:49:36
You know.
00:49:36
Yeah.
00:49:37
I meant to mention Japanese because it sounds like he draws on his belly.
00:49:41
I think we we covered most of.
00:49:42
Did you guys,
00:49:43
I'm only, like, halfway through you guys talk about in Jackie leading at all? No.
00:49:47
Tell them that's re masturbating.
00:49:49
The, the art of putting, putting your, a finger or a digit?
00:49:55
Not that's not where I was going.
00:49:57
No. Never mind.
00:49:58
In order to, to stop you from actually ejaculating, you know.
00:50:02
Oh, you can do that.
00:50:02
So nothing spurts out. Interesting.
00:50:05
I don't know, I was in a book that I had it.
00:50:08
I think it's Daoist, I'll book I.
00:50:10
Yeah, I'll be right back. Right.
00:50:11
It sounds kind of fucking books.
00:50:13
Is this of read?
00:50:14
You got it.
00:50:15
Let me know. But, I mean, he is younger.
00:50:17
Maybe they were giving them out in school.
00:50:18
Is it, updating is the, the art of going to rewind,
00:50:23
putting your, a finger or a digit, up, up against your taint
00:50:28
where the prostate lies in order to, to stop you from actually ejaculate.
00:50:32
The prostate lies. So nothing spurts out.
00:50:35
Now, the, I don't know, I read it was in a book that I had it.
00:50:39
I think it's Daoist.
00:50:40
I have no idea.
00:50:41
I'm not going to try it.
00:50:42
It sounds kind of scary.
00:50:44
But, you know, you gotta let me know what it's like.
00:50:47
So where exactly?
00:50:50
What do you push on? Where is it?
00:50:51
You gotta go up your ass to push it.
00:50:53
Only thing that you're doing different is instead of, like, you know.
00:50:56
So action 71, prostate pushing up in a specific spot so it doesn't do that.
00:51:01
You're building it up. Yeah.
00:51:03
And then I'll see like almost.
00:51:04
Why does my dick look like a fucking rubber hose at the wall blew out.
00:51:08
That would be I don't I don't fucking know I don't know I mean so I know okay.
00:51:13
So I know if you know what a what makes it fun when you masturbate.
00:51:18
It's all the nerve endings. When the cum passes by
00:51:22
that it so.
00:51:23
Yeah.
00:51:24
So imagine instead of a little stream of calm tickling
00:51:27
by a fucking bush of three,
00:51:30
four loads worth of cum coming in one shot, you're going to be like,
00:51:34
you know. Yeah.
00:51:36
Because seizure, right,
00:51:39
is what I would assume next week kid will demonstrate interesting concept.
00:51:44
So I mean, like I said, if you guys want to try it, let me know.
00:51:46
Well all right, I'm not interested.
00:51:48
That sounds well. Jaws already got video on this on the side.
00:51:51
No, I've just got.
00:51:52
This is, kind of saying this gentleman
00:51:55
is making a comment here.
00:51:58
This gentleman is making a comment on on Quora.
00:52:01
His name is George Sawyer, and he apparently teaches
00:52:04
courses on sex and sensuality, since 1989.
00:52:08
And he has a lot of,
00:52:11
actually activity on this,
00:52:14
24,000 answers and 1.1 million answers.
00:52:18
I don't know exactly what the fuck that means, but, he says,
00:52:21
are you really pressing on your prostate or are you pressing on your urethra?
00:52:25
If you are really pressing on your prostate,
00:52:28
which can feel incredibly good, is what he claims,
00:52:31
I doubt it will prevent you from ejaculating
00:52:33
much of the literature, but it doesn't prevent you from ejaculating.
00:52:36
You still ejaculate, but it doesn't come out right in danger.
00:52:40
Where do you go?
00:52:41
What do you mean, inside?
00:52:42
Back to a spot.
00:52:43
To a spot, I don't know, is it, man? So.
00:52:46
So do you.
00:52:47
Is there still a refractory period then?
00:52:49
The closest I can come to it is when I was having sex.
00:52:52
I, I we got interrupted.
00:52:54
Right, right, right before I did.
00:52:56
And I was like dude, you got me stuck.
00:52:57
And then when she finally did it, I was like, dude,
00:53:01
I call my girlfriend's dude, all right?
00:53:04
Yeah, okay.
00:53:05
Whatever I identify as I do, bro.
00:53:07
Breaking news.
00:53:08
Brady's got what I mean.
00:53:12
What?
00:53:12
That is a draft anyway, so then when we finally did have sex,
00:53:15
it was it seemed to be more so.
00:53:19
Like I had one in the chamber, so to speak.
00:53:21
You know, an extra one.
00:53:23
So it's like twice.
00:53:25
Yeah. It was like. Yeah, it's a dual.
00:53:28
Yeah. It's like so good. It almost double barreled.
00:53:30
And then it was like a double barreled shotgun versus single barreled.
00:53:34
And I shot it to pay off.
00:53:37
Interesting.
00:53:38
I mean I shot her off.
00:53:39
What much of the literature about blocking
00:53:43
ejaculation is about pressing on your urethra.
00:53:46
The tube that comes out of the prostate urethra happens in this case.
00:53:49
Is that you?
00:53:51
What happens in this case is that you do ejaculate.
00:53:53
It's just that the fluid does not squirt out of the tip of your penis.
00:53:56
It winds up in your bladder and this is flushed out when you.
00:54:00
And this is flushed out when you urinate.
00:54:02
Some people refer to this as retrograde ejaculation.
00:54:06
Retrograde. Fuck yeah. How is this read?
00:54:09
Oh great.
00:54:11
This also puts stress pressure on your urethra.
00:54:14
What is your goal?
00:54:15
Is it possible to develop voluntary control over ejaculation
00:54:18
without resorting to using force?
00:54:21
And that was from actually eight years ago,
00:54:24
but that was Doctor George Sawyer in the.
00:54:26
Sounds like a motherfucking or a to this asshole has to
00:54:30
he has to take a fucking clinical point of view and say, what is your goal?
00:54:33
There are dickheads. I say that literally.
00:54:36
That's dick glass rods
00:54:38
all the way up their urethra to tickle their fucking
00:54:40
whatever's up in there as they come to do shit.
00:54:42
And guess what happens when they try to do that?
00:54:45
It okay to
00:54:46
break off universally and it'll break off inside.
00:54:49
So then when you pull it out, the shard end is pointing out.
00:54:51
And then they have to get it taken out gruesomely lived in San Francisco.
00:54:55
I wonder if that's how you know, do not stick metal. Be good.
00:54:58
Do not stick glass.
00:54:59
Do you know? In fact, don't stick anything up.
00:55:01
Nothing should ever go up your urethra.
00:55:08
How do you guys feel about, reboots?
00:55:11
Like, what do you want to see a reboot of?
00:55:13
Because I wanted to see the A-Team.
00:55:15
And they did eventually make a movie, with the new cast of the A-Team.
00:55:21
And I kind of enjoyed the movie was good.
00:55:23
It was stupid the first time.
00:55:24
But after, like, the 10th time, it's pretty good, right?
00:55:27
That. Yeah.
00:55:28
So most, most like to kind of I'd like to reboot, constitutional rights
00:55:33
and like I do, I like I like video game remakes.
00:55:37
I like a good video game remake.
00:55:39
Movie remakes, not so much a fanart, right?
00:55:42
Well, the sequels always works, right?
00:55:44
Did you like pixel? Did you see pixel?
00:55:47
Maybe.
00:55:50
Yeah. Alien game.
00:55:51
Aliens came in. Real video games came out of the.
00:55:54
Yeah, yeah, I hire the best video gamers on the planet.
00:55:58
Even like that.
00:55:58
I think that Wreck-It Ralph movie,
00:56:00
there was like, a lot of, like, video game nostalgia.
00:56:02
There.
00:56:04
It was kind of they made it for parents, but also for kids, you know.
00:56:07
Right.
00:56:08
Kids played video games now.
00:56:12
Yeah, it's a weird era for us to be nerds.
00:56:15
It was just nerds and losers. Awesome.
00:56:17
If we could have a retro video
00:56:18
game segment on here, but somebody hasn't installed shit yet.
00:56:22
Yeah, but they, they I didn't realize they are coming out with,
00:56:24
one of my favorite video games again, as a remake, Dragon Warrior.
00:56:28
It's actually Dragon Quest in Japan, but it was Dragon Warrior initially,
00:56:31
but they adapted the Dragon Quest name, but it's Dragon Quest three.
00:56:36
And they're remaking, another part of it, which I'm a fan of.
00:56:42
I don't like the way that the Dragon Quest
00:56:44
series in that, Square Enix screen,
00:56:47
they've they utilized, they've been utilizing for
00:56:52
numerous years now, probably retired.
00:56:54
But, the artist who does the Dragon Ball series.
00:56:57
And so all of their, like, a lot of their games have that feel.
00:57:01
And I just, I just feels too recycled.
00:57:03
And I kind of get tired of, dynamic.
00:57:05
But this is a play on, more of a top down scroller still.
00:57:09
But they're remaking that game for probably like the fourth or fifth time.
00:57:13
Also silent Hill, they're coming out with a remake of that one. No.
00:57:17
Fantasy seven, Final fantasy seven.
00:57:19
I have not played the second part of the remake,
00:57:22
but the first part of the remake.
00:57:23
It's actually incredible for them to take that game and just blow it up
00:57:27
with, with like, like what in the world you can feel the world where you can go.
00:57:32
It's everything just feels more alive
00:57:33
and just seeing that world come to life is kind of cool.
00:57:35
And that's, for me, the nostalgia of shit.
00:57:37
Like, I like Resident Evil two. Oh,
00:57:42
even I just bought, times.
00:57:45
Letters had come out, which is like an older shooter game
00:57:47
that was kind of, like a bond rip.
00:57:49
I think the people who initially, if I'm not mistaken, like
00:57:53
who initially did bond, I think I ended up taking it over at some point.
00:57:57
And so they like, just use the same game engine.
00:57:59
That's I think what they did with like, perfect dark.
00:58:02
All right. Yeah.
00:58:03
You got to build on and so it feels the same.
00:58:05
It's got the same dynamic as those bond games.
00:58:08
And that's kind of why they were popular.
00:58:09
But it was just, I'm not a big fan of the first person shooters.
00:58:13
I don't like it. They get too involved nowadays.
00:58:15
I kind of like, I like I like a good throwback, like, yeah.
00:58:20
Good one was always,
00:58:23
Red faction because in that one it was just
00:58:25
you could play with bots and, you know, whoever was local and,
00:58:28
you could actually blow
00:58:29
blow holes in the wall so you could, like, make little tunnels and shit
00:58:32
and so that's pretty much what we would just do the whole time.
00:58:34
Right?
00:58:38
Hey, bring back motorcycles.
00:58:40
But, that's our that's our video game segment.
00:58:44
All right?
00:58:44
Now, I'm a big kid now.
00:58:47
Oh, yeah. Play the other one.
00:58:49
Okay, so what makes you you
00:58:51
feel like.
00:58:52
No, no.
00:59:01
Do you play on the kid?
00:59:04
Okay, we can go. We can go to the kid.
00:59:06
No, I didn't you already. The I was there.
00:59:09
You were just rambling.
00:59:10
You can't even want to go to rerun from what's happening.
00:59:13
All right. Now, this one short. That's right.
00:59:14
Okay. It's after 40 years.
00:59:16
I just started talking after four, 40, 40 years, 40 years,
00:59:21
400 years, four zero years.
00:59:24
I just started talking to my daughter again.
00:59:28
I explained why I hadn't been in her life, which she was not at all,
00:59:33
which
00:59:33
was not at all what her father had told her.
00:59:36
He told her I abandoned her
00:59:39
and her brother and wanted nothing more to do with them.
00:59:43
This is not true.
00:59:47
Not true?
00:59:48
Those kids were my life.
00:59:50
Now she can't understand why her father lied to them all these years.
00:59:55
I have no idea how to confront her or even build a relationship
01:00:00
after all this time.
01:00:01
I gave birth to her brother at 15
01:00:04
and her at 16, who
01:00:08
their father was older,
01:00:11
who work
01:00:13
and very controlling.
01:00:14
I also was going to say petto, we live in two different states,
01:00:18
which doesn't help.
01:00:19
I have never stopped loving and missing my kids.
01:00:22
I have asked multiple people for suggestions
01:00:25
and they have nothing to offer.
01:00:26
Any advice would be greatly appreciated.
01:00:29
Signed re connecting in Tena.
01:00:32
She added for me, connecting yeah.
01:00:37
Here's my advice.
01:00:39
You did give up your kids.
01:00:42
What he said was true.
01:00:45
That's why people are giving you any advice.
01:00:47
You're complete in the wrong you idiot.
01:00:52
Right
01:00:54
after 40 years,
01:00:55
I just started talking to my daughter again.
01:00:59
Right. That's belligerent.
01:01:02
He told her.
01:01:02
He told her I had abandoned her and her brother and wanted
01:01:06
nothing more to do with them.
01:01:07
This is not true.
01:01:09
It is true that
01:01:12
those kids were my life.
01:01:15
But for 40 years they weren't.
01:01:17
Aren't just weren't born.
01:01:18
They were an afterthought.
01:01:22
Yeah, that's a creep.
01:01:24
I gave birth to her and her brother at 15.
01:01:26
At ten, her at 16. So we are speculating at this point.
01:01:29
But her father was older and very controlling.
01:01:31
She just jumps, jumps to that and jumps away from it.
01:01:34
So how long do you think she was there before she ducked out for that?
01:01:39
Because she doesn't say her age.
01:01:40
We don't know how long ago.
01:01:42
We do know her age, dum dum. Well, she there for,
01:01:46
do we?
01:01:47
Yes. They're in their mid 30s.
01:01:48
She's 55. How do you know that?
01:01:51
After she was 15,
01:01:53
she doesn't say no because she could have given birth to them
01:01:56
at 15 and 16 and been around for ten years and then split, but for 20 years
01:02:00
and then split. They're in there though.
01:02:01
She's in her 50s and they're in the the kids are in their 30s.
01:02:05
I could see this being younger. Right?
01:02:06
What I don't like is like she reference, oh, they're not true.
01:02:11
These kids were my life.
01:02:12
Now she can't understand why her father lied to them all these years.
01:02:15
Well, she doesn't shoot.
01:02:16
You would think that you would briefly
01:02:17
brush the surface on the things that, like, were lies.
01:02:21
Because if she did, she said the one thing.
01:02:24
And it was true.
01:02:25
I've already pointed out.
01:02:26
Yeah, you've already pointed out 40 years.
01:02:28
Yeah. You already said that that was true.
01:02:30
And then so that when they talk to her in 40 years and you imagine, imagine
01:02:34
not talking to somebody for 40 years and going, I didn't, I didn't.
01:02:37
And I know
01:02:38
I can imagine her father here, but what should I do about this situation?
01:02:42
And then staring aghast like, what do you do?
01:02:47
What do you mean? You missed their lives, you idiot.
01:02:49
Even if you're even if your kid was like 25, moved out of the house
01:02:53
and didn't talk to you for 40 years, wouldn't you feel like they abandoned you?
01:02:55
Like you years they left on good terms.
01:02:58
I talk to my parents every week so there could be other factors.
01:03:02
Like the mother was a bitch and kind of held the father away.
01:03:05
Could be tons of reasons.
01:03:06
I want to know why he stayed away, but I've had a father, was older and
01:03:10
and I am a father, so it sounds like maybe it was.
01:03:14
Maybe it was a rape situation, I don't know, in 40 years, 40
01:03:18
years, I'm going to you're going to need like people need a lot to keep me away.
01:03:21
Okay?
01:03:22
Okay. No, maybe this could be potentially.
01:03:25
You know, she was underage.
01:03:26
Maybe he was of other age.
01:03:28
Maybe it was, you know.
01:03:29
Oh, manipulation, sexual type of deviancy
01:03:33
or rape type situation or statutory regardless.
01:03:37
Potentially. So maybe she was afraid of that.
01:03:40
And ran away from it.
01:03:42
I would give her that,
01:03:43
that if that was if if that's what she's not revealing here, which I would see why.
01:03:47
Maybe she doesn't want to fucking. But this is like anonymous.
01:03:49
No one who's who knows who the fuck reconnecting in Tennessee is so
01:03:53
and if she's from a small town
01:03:55
but she's from a small town down the road, could be probably the worst thing
01:03:58
that people know that story.
01:03:59
They're like, oh, shit, that's more black and I'm horny.
01:04:02
Oh, you're too old for me now, right?
01:04:04
Well, brother's saying about James Earl Jones.
01:04:08
Brother, what are you saying about James
01:04:10
Earl Jones?
01:04:14
Brother, Respond faster.
01:04:17
You can, Yeah.
01:04:18
You're part of the show. You could call in if you're just calling.
01:04:20
Yeah, you can enjoy the story,
01:04:22
or you can join the show, or you're going to join in tomorrow.
01:04:25
Anybody you ever want, girl, your girls reach out and we'll we'll let you.
01:04:29
It's your girl.
01:04:31
So back to our existential conversation where how do you feel about.
01:04:34
Oh, I thought it was right. I just looked at it.
01:04:36
Oh. The kid. Yeah. Let's. How do I feel about the kid's mullet?
01:04:39
You know, it's definitely a mullet.
01:04:40
It's definitely shiny, silky smooth. I'll give him credit.
01:04:42
He does take care of it. He's. He's got a healthy head of hair.
01:04:45
That is that is a beautiful, gorgeous set.
01:04:48
I just wish you the front and matched the back more.
01:04:51
And if he doesn't know
01:04:52
what a definition of a mullet is, I think he needs to look that part of it.
01:04:56
We've already provided examples
01:04:59
of similar haircuts.
01:05:04
Draws a private.
01:05:06
So what do you feel about the, concept of neti?
01:05:09
Neti?
01:05:11
Are you are you familiar with that?
01:05:13
Is it means translated, not this, not that, where you remove everything
01:05:16
that isn't yourself from yourself to the point where there's nothing left?
01:05:21
Is that what we're talking about?
01:05:22
Young Gary?
01:05:24
So we're. No.
01:05:25
I was still trying to argue that there could possibly
01:05:27
be something more than dirt after death.
01:05:29
That's all.
01:05:31
There.
01:05:34
Oh, what was that?
01:05:38
Excuse me, but it.
01:05:40
We're still. Everyone knows that. It's just.
01:05:42
Oh, we're still shrews.
01:05:43
We're still on YouTube.
01:05:45
No, I'm saying
01:05:49
there's no.
01:05:50
I would be saying Bilbo back you that
01:05:53
Bilbo Baggins.
01:05:57
So is there anybody that's on YouTube watching that?
01:06:00
Are they also watching a robot like some kind,
01:06:04
like getting on him or like waving them a little doll?
01:06:07
Okay, that's all I like to say.
01:06:10
James Earl Jones,
01:06:12
James Earl Jones, he was a not in black.
01:06:15
We should, He was.
01:06:18
He was in The Fugitive.
01:06:20
We should rewind the show.
01:06:22
I don't know about when he texts that.
01:06:26
I love your new rewind.
01:06:28
Six minutes ago, dude, we were there.
01:06:30
It was right.
01:06:31
Yeah, I saw that,
01:06:32
it seemed like it didn't make sense to the conversation when I first
01:06:36
initially saw it, so I wasn't sure what, but I'm not all here anyway. So.
01:06:40
Brady, you told me courtroom computing.
01:06:42
It was a, like, remind you of a past
01:06:46
industrial, like,
01:06:49
achievement, advancement that, that set us.
01:06:53
Yeah. You said.
01:06:54
Yeah. On past that, we probably got it.
01:06:56
And it was a catastrophe, and it ended everything right?
01:06:59
No, it that
01:07:00
the way I could turn out and kill us.
01:07:05
Yeah.
01:07:06
I was so close to having a,
01:07:07
ChatGPT is a guest on tonight, but it's still a little too slow.
01:07:11
The answering and, you know,
01:07:13
switching back and forth, but they will be on next week.
01:07:16
Yeah.
01:07:17
The other human taking over the world.
01:07:20
The other kid video I have, I have a confession that I made,
01:07:24
and it's about, of delivering a partial Mount Rushmore.
01:07:30
And you want to do it?
01:07:31
My Rushmore is the one thing of Mount Rushmore
01:07:34
where they are not ranked one through four.
01:07:36
It is just. Oh, there's four.
01:07:39
My four favorite topics and fledge rants are
01:07:45
Mandela Effect,
01:07:47
grim war of a rumbling.
01:07:51
What do we call
01:07:53
the ancient, those megalithic, megalithic structures?
01:07:57
Okay, I just say,
01:07:59
the Great Pyramid, mega megalithic and UAP.
01:08:06
What?
01:08:07
What was the gumball of somebody?
01:08:10
I only remember, like one of those.
01:08:12
Oh, the grimoire of a wrong one.
01:08:15
Yeah, well, what was that episode?
01:08:18
Oh, I tell I did the whole group.
01:08:20
More of a Bronwyn four.
01:08:22
Oh, do I do that for.
01:08:23
Okay, well, I'll read you.
01:08:25
I don't know, maybe you can fill it in on this.
01:08:28
Jewish dude goes to Egypt, trains under a man.
01:08:33
Jewish.
01:08:35
Okay.
01:08:35
He just goes to.
01:08:40
I didn't say Dewey.
01:08:42
It's. He was Jewish.
01:08:43
It was Hebrew, cuz it's less than two months of the election.
01:08:45
They're very sensitive right now. Okay.
01:08:48
Oh, my God.
01:08:49
Speaking the truth of the day tomorrow.
01:08:52
Governor of this.
01:08:53
And he went.
01:08:54
I was going to tell you to pimp that, but I'm getting you remember.
01:08:57
Oh spellbook.
01:08:59
And he he almost opened a gate to hell.
01:09:02
And then, Alyssa Crowley tried the same spell
01:09:05
and she played it work.
01:09:08
You don't almost, my child.
01:09:10
Hell. Oh,
01:09:13
it's like coincidence.
01:09:14
There's no small coincidences.
01:09:16
Where's my holy water? Almost open.
01:09:18
That was my Seinfeld reference.
01:09:19
Oh, oh, you did all right.
01:09:22
I almost open the gate to hell. Dude. You either. Okay. Oh. I'm sorry.
01:09:24
Oh, see, there are no coincidences, though.
01:09:28
I'm not. I'm not one of them.
01:09:30
However, there are no people that.
01:09:33
Not me.
01:09:33
Other people say we were.
01:09:37
Other people say I really do him.
01:09:38
My acquaintances, people. It's.
01:09:41
It seems like some things do coincide pretty strongly.
01:09:45
What's the difference between coincidence and coincide?
01:09:48
Yep. Things coincide strongly.
01:09:50
That's a great point. What does that mean?
01:09:53
Sometimes things happen.
01:09:56
Things?
01:09:58
Things? Yeah.
01:10:00
So those are always the topic things.
01:10:03
Right.
01:10:03
That's that's oh do we have so much so much.
01:10:08
Yeah I got so yeah.
01:10:09
Shut the fuck up kid.
01:10:11
More kid now or rumble more more kid okay.
01:10:15
Shut the fuck up kid.
01:10:18
Are there
01:10:18
any kid okay, so, flat on bumper a bitch,
01:10:21
you carry the big, well, eating, eating.
01:10:25
I know I'm eating a muffin in this corner at 123 pounds, but I'm always
01:10:30
having a wheel to not just milk plastic, but also not there is, like, a
01:10:35
like I lost of kids.
01:10:40
I can get a guy who's ballsy enough to take his own hunger
01:10:44
and take care of it, instead of worrying about other little pricks
01:10:46
and pussies that are going to be like, you're eating me.
01:10:49
Well, he's actually doing all these, doing
01:10:52
all these, kids outside my lunch, too, right?
01:10:56
You're doing it on lunch, doing all these shots outside.
01:10:59
He's your dog. You may actually get a tan.
01:11:02
Nah, I am way too spoke to you, though, as somebody with the same kind of skin.
01:11:06
I'm out. I was outside all day today cutting the grass.
01:11:08
That's called a Michigan tan.
01:11:10
I actually being it's called antique tan is actually unhealthy.
01:11:14
So yeah, being tan is unhealthy.
01:11:17
You said that's what you said. Yeah. Yeah. That's your skin's natural.
01:11:19
Yeah. It's a defense mechanism against Yeah.
01:11:22
The sun's harmful cook.
01:11:23
It's cooking. Yeah, yeah.
01:11:25
Gary, shut the fuck up, kid.
01:11:27
We are sure condition to make it.
01:11:29
You gotta care for an accent.
01:11:30
That's a that's a feature in this one.
01:11:32
You know, little, we're, I feel better when I'm tan.
01:11:35
Remembering.
01:11:37
We basically have a three.
01:11:40
We're doing it, playing it all, running it all back again.
01:11:42
So where's Gary? Oh, there's the kids.
01:11:44
Started with an interview.
01:11:45
I asked you five questions.
01:11:47
One of them was, Canadians.
01:11:50
What do you so draw?
01:11:51
How do you feel about his eating at this point?
01:11:53
Yeah. He's not, like, munching into.
01:11:56
That's inaudible.
01:11:58
It depends on when he starts talking, because that's a that is a thick cupcake.
01:12:01
There's going to be a lot of,
01:12:03
probably some grit in the teeth, which is gonna be discussing.
01:12:05
There's going to be some smacking.
01:12:06
He's probably going to have to like kick some shit out of his mouth
01:12:10
and out of the way as he's talking.
01:12:12
So yeah, it's
01:12:12
it's it's been clean so far, but it's about to get really fucking annoying.
01:12:16
Okay.
01:12:17
But Canadians and you made a South Park reference, if I remember correctly.
01:12:21
And, let's know water and all the way through.
01:12:24
Master and our coworker. Yep.
01:12:26
He's already kind of clear and he's trying to get it ready, you know, just hold on.
01:12:31
He's trying to get it down. Places to hide.
01:12:33
Looks it house or.
01:12:35
I'm sorry. I'm not talking I'm not listening to Gary.
01:12:37
Right. Court.
01:12:38
And she said I stopped.
01:12:39
He's not saying anything.
01:12:41
I'm talking over him.
01:12:42
Coworker we'll call her.
01:12:44
Yeah.
01:12:45
So tomorrow,
01:12:46
8:00 we're going to try to start, but we might not start something.
01:12:49
The the debate starts at nine, and I assure you
01:12:51
we will be talking over the debate.
01:12:52
So if you really want to watch the debate, do not watch it on this show.
01:12:55
But can we go like captions?
01:12:56
Can we get like a team that has captions at least?
01:13:00
Sure.
01:13:01
Or how would the sign language lady.
01:13:04
Yeah, no, I don't understand the sign language
01:13:06
because the sign language people are putting the caption
01:13:07
people out of business when it's like, if you can't like.
01:13:13
You. That's what the captions are, right?
01:13:15
If you can't read English like you should be, I don't know.
01:13:17
You can you can read sign language.
01:13:18
Wait, is that a great that's a great question.
01:13:20
Is there English
01:13:21
Sign Language in other language, sign language or a sign language? All.
01:13:24
That's a good point.
01:13:25
No, it is not.
01:13:28
Why I know it's an object.
01:13:30
I mean, it's not, you know, is it right?
01:13:32
Is it it's own language.
01:13:33
There's only universal language.
01:13:36
It doesn't have the language.
01:13:38
Is it is Cdbg China and China.
01:13:41
Chinese and Japanese don't have abcdefg they have, they do.
01:13:45
Gary, since it's not inside.
01:13:49
The alphabet.
01:13:49
You son of a bitch.
01:13:50
No, no, I'm not the end all be all of anything.
01:13:54
The thing about sign language
01:13:56
is they can speak to each other in from different continents
01:13:59
because it doesn't have an assigned language.
01:14:03
The Chinese and Japanese do not have a 26 character alphabet.
01:14:07
I'm pretty sure the it'll spell anything.
01:14:11
The reason deaf people tell us how to spell stuff is because the
01:14:15
the sign language is complicated, and you need to learn this is it for us.
01:14:19
It's for us, for our sake, for yes.
01:14:22
So they can spell stuff to us rather than going hungry, right?
01:14:28
No. So do.
01:14:30
But there's less complicated.
01:14:33
The last thing that we want to do, and I don't want to muddy the waters.
01:14:45
Oh, no.
01:14:51
But. We need muddy waters bumper.
01:14:58
Stream are actually only 138.
01:15:01
And between 138 and 300 different sign languages in the world.
01:15:07
How many? Each country?
01:15:08
Each between 138 and 300.
01:15:11
It's kind of hard to tell because you need to know sign language.
01:15:13
You need to know sign languages.
01:15:15
Each country and region has its own sign language.
01:15:17
So my voice needs to be a question beginning fact.
01:15:21
Check me as soon as I say something.
01:15:22
And Adeboye, you got you got that like throughout.
01:15:26
Is that currently or is that throughout history.
01:15:30
We talking about like
01:15:32
people who used to like signal to each other shit versus.
01:15:36
No, it's just the region has its own sign.
01:15:39
Language is not just one.
01:15:40
Like I was saying, okay, I talked my way out of this world.
01:15:44
How many languages are there in the world?
01:15:46
There are fewer sign languages.
01:15:48
Therefore, more people can speak to each other and sign
01:15:51
the can in spoken 5000 8000.
01:15:56
There it is.
01:15:57
So a couple hundred versus 5000.
01:16:01
So yes, sign language is more universal than speech.
01:16:07
I'll see.
01:16:07
That's her name.
01:16:08
I stand for.
01:16:09
Wait, what? Wait, wait.
01:16:11
So the signs are. Yeah.
01:16:12
We don't even like to use pictures so that everybody can sign language.
01:16:17
Churches are more universal
01:16:20
than spoken languages.
01:16:24
I think there's only two base spoken languages.
01:16:26
Right.
01:16:28
Oh. Is the most languages with 2301,
01:16:33
followed by Africa 2100 have different sounds similar in
01:16:38
America.
01:16:39
No one, thank God America got in him.
01:16:41
There was like no vocabulary.
01:16:44
Yeah, one way doesn't make sense of it.
01:16:47
Yeah.
01:16:48
In fact, we're going to put things in there that are just stupid.
01:16:50
So people stop questioning it.
01:16:51
It is because it is, it is.
01:16:53
We don't fucking care.
01:16:55
Speaking of rednecks, to me,
01:16:57
that mullet, I included a mount Rushmore of places
01:17:01
to hide in your house or on your property to masturbate and get caught.
01:17:06
And she said, I stopped at three and come to think of it,
01:17:09
basement barn, car in your driveway.
01:17:13
I did stop at three.
01:17:15
Oh, Mount Rushmore has four.
01:17:17
They're not ranked, but it is four.
01:17:19
So forth.
01:17:20
Dealer's choice.
01:17:21
Better or I thought it was funny.
01:17:24
I thought you want to keep that I don't.
01:17:26
I noticed that too, and I didn't question it
01:17:28
because I thought you wanted to keep that fourth place all to yourself.
01:17:32
Okay.
01:17:32
Gary, that's even better.
01:17:34
Whichever room is, I don't have to play it.
01:17:37
A it's your last.
01:17:39
No playing.
01:17:40
It's not, occupied. Yeah.
01:17:43
You like that? Yeah. Sounds good.
01:17:45
Oh, you got any, you specifically said no to and, occupied.
01:17:49
I'm like, look at blowing in the wind. Look at this.
01:17:52
Look at the smoke blowing in the wind room is not
01:17:55
here.
01:17:56
You like okay.
01:17:57
You never tell about how wineries going. The.
01:17:59
I think it was just for it, isn't it? In the shower.
01:18:01
I don't know, sir. You're doing.
01:18:04
Yeah, I think I think that so that you believe wash and clean right away.
01:18:07
Yeah. There's already so much noise going on with the water stuff, you know?
01:18:09
You all right?
01:18:10
I'm glad to know you can actually be something
01:18:13
that my heart has never been more for the kid. Oh.
01:18:17
Right.
01:18:17
When I appreciate your is I be good word for y'all.
01:18:21
Thank you. That means a lot to do here.
01:18:23
Who I we praise tonight.
01:18:25
We're the kids up at three.
01:18:27
Mount Rushmore has four.
01:18:28
They're not ranked, but it is four.
01:18:30
So forth. Well, I went back to five. Dealer's choice.
01:18:33
Better. Rushmore.
01:18:34
Coach, whichever room is not, occupied.
01:18:37
Yeah.
01:18:38
You like that?
01:18:39
Yeah. Shut the fuck up. I know you guys are.
01:18:42
I think it's a. Wait.
01:18:42
Your fourth hiding place was anywhere.
01:18:45
Someone isn't.
01:18:46
Yes, it's a great spot.
01:18:50
That's a great idea.
01:18:52
Brilliant.
01:18:54
Yeah. See, I do just the opposite.
01:18:56
Like, it's like partying in the police station parking lot.
01:18:58
Have you ever done that?
01:18:59
I have, and what we did is we were stupid. Fox.
01:19:01
And you really young.
01:19:02
But our reasoning was nobody will be this stupid.
01:19:05
So they'll never think that we're actually here.
01:19:06
And they they never bothered us.
01:19:10
No way.
01:19:12
Yeah. Absolutely idiotic
01:19:14
and so stupid. The.
01:19:16
We stayed there for a long time while cops come in and out.
01:19:20
We watched them bring somebody in.
01:19:23
We were sitting there drinking and smoking.
01:19:25
Statue limitations.
01:19:26
Oh, smoking. Yeah. And I.
01:19:29
And then now that's all me and my gay gentleman friend.
01:19:34
What's a couple of gay gentlemen friends like?
01:19:36
I already told them. Wait, I said that wrong. I wasn't as gay.
01:19:39
He was a gentleman. He was my friend.
01:19:41
He was gay, him I do. We know.
01:19:45
Shouldn't we go to Rumble?
01:19:46
His name is Kevin.
01:19:49
Wait.
01:19:49
Why does he say something really controversial in the in here?
01:19:52
No, I think he's talking about what I was saying.
01:19:54
No, his is going in a shirt.
01:19:58
Well,
01:19:59
you were anybody was listening and put that 2 to 2.
01:20:02
How do we.
01:20:02
Why don't we have eight comments.
01:20:03
Why isn't somebody paying attention to these?
01:20:05
What are you kids.
01:20:06
Oh, who is this forging thought?
01:20:09
Wow. What up?
01:20:10
Forging thought?
01:20:12
Crawling.
01:20:13
Booker's fine mom, right?
01:20:16
It's about one of those people to take over.
01:20:18
How much do you do it?
01:20:20
We don't watch. No, we do, we do.
01:20:22
We just don't watch.
01:20:23
We get enough?
01:20:24
Yeah, whatever. Shut the fuck up, kid.
01:20:27
It's like one of those pawns where you're interacting and they're like,
01:20:30
hey, is this live?
01:20:30
And then he texted me like, this fucking show isn't like, I know he's.
01:20:33
I guess it's a unrelated guess what?
01:20:34
We're live and I'm hide my hair again.
01:20:37
Oh, wow.
01:20:38
Foreign 40 thoughts. Welcome.
01:20:41
Yeah.
01:20:41
You want to like, go the Got Milk commercial on the show?
01:20:44
Yeah. Yeah.
01:20:45
I think we were free.
01:20:46
You you agree or disagree?
01:20:50
Oh I'll agree.
01:20:51
You hate us.
01:20:52
I don't know about that.
01:20:54
I don't agree with where he was ahead of us.
01:20:56
There is an American sign and other regional sign language.
01:20:58
Yes. Of course.
01:21:00
ASL stands for ass sucking lips.
01:21:03
I thought American.
01:21:05
Oh, I read that wrong. I'm sorry.
01:21:07
Age, sex, location, I am trained. It's suck.
01:21:10
What?
01:21:11
Oh, wait, I read that wrong. I'm.
01:21:12
I'm trained in American sign like sweet.
01:21:14
I wish I knew sign language.
01:21:15
I always wanted to learn that.
01:21:17
How do you sign?
01:21:18
How does the computer know what you're saying?
01:21:20
When I see what I want, I wanted to start learning.
01:21:22
It is when my kids were really at a young age because,
01:21:24
as some pediatrician said, look, you can tell your kids, I know one sign.
01:21:27
Of course, I'm not even on the screen because of these things.
01:21:29
I don't want to sign.
01:21:30
How long ago could Stephen Hawking just stare at stare with his brilliant troll?
01:21:35
I was like one and a half.
01:21:36
He could he sign for more before you?
01:21:39
How come we don't have something that's more in tune? Like how?
01:21:41
How shit
01:21:42
that also backs up Gary, that it's his sign language is more universal
01:21:45
because my kid learned that before he learned to talk
01:21:48
or write.
01:21:49
Yeah, that's what my girlfriend is, is doing to,
01:21:52
her niece, her little niece.
01:21:54
She is now the sign language thing, which is weird.
01:21:56
Yeah, it did.
01:21:57
It's good because you know what?
01:21:58
You're with your kid for a year and a half, and you have, like, the vocal cord.
01:22:02
They don't have the vocal cord, like,
01:22:04
so they don't know how to somehow besides cry.
01:22:08
All right, we're going to catch up to him.
01:22:09
Non-English-speaking countries use completely different sign language.
01:22:12
Yes. We determined to win 138 and 300 of them.
01:22:15
Yeah, as opposed to 5 to 8000 regular languages.
01:22:17
Y'all don't watch for universal.
01:22:19
Yeah we do.
01:22:20
You don't watch the show because we already answered these questions, sir.
01:22:22
I just discovered, you know, he type this way.
01:22:24
I'm catching up. It's on us.
01:22:25
Oh, I just discovered your channel. Checking it out. Thank you. Welcome.
01:22:30
I'm not hearing
01:22:31
impaired, but I am trained in ASL to communicate with my cousin.
01:22:34
Who is that? Yeah.
01:22:35
That's great, I wish I could be okay.
01:22:38
That's cool. Yeah.
01:22:38
I want to talk to your cousin, too.
01:22:40
Is he hot?
01:22:42
You can't talk to you trying to say that's what he's tried.
01:22:44
Then you can't talk to your door.
01:22:46
Would like to talk to him when I talk to that.
01:22:48
So here I have a I have a story.
01:22:50
When I was a kid, I was. You're so ignorant.
01:22:52
When I was a kid, my my parents friends had a blind kid son.
01:22:56
That was one that sounds ignorant to you.
01:22:58
I know, I know a son with that.
01:22:59
With sight impairment.
01:23:01
I don't know what the fuck to say, but you know what I mean.
01:23:03
But they had a blind kid.
01:23:04
This is the way I first learned.
01:23:06
I wanted this really kick ass toy. I don't remember what it was.
01:23:08
It was some car or something, and I was like,
01:23:10
check out my car, check out my car, look at my car, look at my car.
01:23:13
And everyone's like, oh, they pulled me back by my shoulder so fast
01:23:16
because it was like a social faux pas, you know?
01:23:18
And they're like, you can't say.
01:23:20
And I.
01:23:20
And he was like, he actually corrected
01:23:22
everybody who said he doesn't mean literally.
01:23:23
See, and I didn't actually I did.
01:23:25
Yeah, I bet you the little kid would be just like, yeah, I can check it out.
01:23:28
Okay, let me hold it. Or like, feel it. You know, I'm sure it would be.
01:23:30
Yeah. So this could be an expression.
01:23:32
So obviously when you talk to your cousin, I kind of want you to sign language,
01:23:35
but I can't be ignorant parents that were surrounded by you fucking my parents.
01:23:40
The parents in the 70s, 80s, they didn't.
01:23:43
They say they did the best stripper.
01:23:45
They did.
01:23:46
They said they did the best with what they had.
01:23:48
But I remind my mom,
01:23:50
she's like, we I smoked when I hear, is that what they told you?
01:23:53
I was like, wow, that was weird.
01:23:55
I was born in the 1970s, not the 1870s.
01:23:57
They knew smoking was bad.
01:23:59
We did what we had.
01:24:01
That's what she said. And honestly, that's what I say to.
01:24:03
That's what I regret. That's all you can do.
01:24:07
My parents were able
01:24:08
to do better than that.
01:24:11
Were they?
01:24:12
Yeah. So I wonder when forging Thought actually stumbled.
01:24:14
Like our conversation. So good.
01:24:17
I don't know if I thought things were like good.
01:24:19
Is that part of outreach and outreach for the deaf community?
01:24:23
We are very much of, conspiracy when you see how flip flops, though.
01:24:28
So because I've been I've been pretty pompous and considered
01:24:32
in the wrong spectrum.
01:24:33
And then I realized that I'm the ass.
01:24:35
You see accuracy.
01:24:36
We're leaning more toward idiocracy.
01:24:38
We're just you're well-spoken.
01:24:40
This will make you sound retarded or gay.
01:24:42
Yeah, I don't know.
01:24:44
Everyone has down syndrome.
01:24:46
Now we're all off here.
01:24:47
I also, there's a clip of me saying something about liking Big Man.
01:24:53
Well, Draw and wicked are probably.
01:24:57
Do you guys think I'm gay for drug dealer's choice.
01:24:59
It's like an unnatural kind of homosexual.
01:25:02
Like I'm not into big women, but.
01:25:04
But big dudes kind of rough my engine.
01:25:06
Yeah, normal sized people don't do it for me.
01:25:08
But weird size people definitely do it for me.
01:25:12
So pro wrestling fans are definitely gay.
01:25:18
Agree.
01:25:19
They're like, they're kind of whichever group I watch.
01:25:23
But I watch NFL football.
01:25:26
Does that make me a little gay?
01:25:27
I never thought of it that way.
01:25:29
But my wife pointed out.
01:25:31
Yeah, pointed out.
01:25:31
The look was like, loved it for bending over.
01:25:35
I could tell which way they're leaning, which way.
01:25:37
Yeah, yeah.
01:25:38
Or hanging which way they're bending.
01:25:40
Look at the little girl growing up.
01:25:42
Oh my God, look how gorgeous that hair is.
01:25:45
Yeah, yeah.
01:25:45
He's blowing like, can I get a lock?
01:25:47
Can you give me a little.
01:25:49
Yeah.
01:25:50
I mean sure, he cuts his mullet next time he cuts the front mullet.
01:25:53
Can you just give me a little lock of his?
01:25:54
Yeah. Oh, yeah.
01:25:55
Yeah.
01:25:56
This is.
01:25:56
You'll do it at 9 p.m.
01:25:59
Tuesday, 9 p.m..
01:26:00
We're going to be interrupting the debate.
01:26:01
Just like this video specifically.
01:26:03
It's going to be great.
01:26:05
Bob should make a guest appearance.
01:26:06
Biden will probably be here,
01:26:07
hopefully Will Harris, but I'm not sure how
01:26:09
we're going to get her in because she doesn't do any interviews.
01:26:11
RFK will. RFK here?
01:26:13
Oh yeah.
01:26:14
He dropped he dropped out.
01:26:16
No, no, no, I don't think so.
01:26:18
We're going to switch.
01:26:20
We're going to revisit the debate.
01:26:24
He didn't flip.
01:26:25
He had no stance.
01:26:26
And then he just took he bit out his his what do you call that endorsement.
01:26:31
Yeah.
01:26:31
There was some conspiracy on
01:26:32
on some of the, there's, there's certain swing states.
01:26:36
A lot of the other states were able to clear him off of their ballots.
01:26:39
There's a couple of swing states that left him on the ballot
01:26:41
because they think he's gonna, accidentally pull.
01:26:43
Yep, yep.
01:26:44
He's gonna actually pull, votes from Trump.
01:26:46
And then there's also other states that, for whatever reason, their swing states.
01:26:51
And they took people like, who's that?
01:26:53
Jill Stein?
01:26:54
And, I forget who the other son of a bitch is, but, took them off the ballot
01:26:58
because they think they're going to pull some of the Democrat things.
01:27:01
And so there already, election interference.
01:27:04
And then there also, I guess what I've heard is that,
01:27:07
there's there's, for whatever reason, this whole Russia conspiracy
01:27:11
that's firing back up for some reason, even though we learned that
01:27:14
there was two years of fake that, every single country interferes
01:27:18
with every election, but they do it with money.
01:27:20
Influence. I thought it was Turkey this time.
01:27:24
No, they're going back to the Russia shit.
01:27:27
All right, well, just to give us something to finish.
01:27:29
What are you saying?
01:27:29
Maura will be able to talk about all that shit, right? Yeah.
01:27:32
Let's get out of politics show,
01:27:34
I think I think was the kid going to finish what he's saying?
01:27:36
Because it'd be great.
01:27:38
That'd be great. That would be. Wouldn't that be great?
01:27:40
Hey. Oh, there's already so much noise going on.
01:27:42
I do, like welcome in his mullet, though.
01:27:44
It's beautiful.
01:27:45
Look at that air.
01:27:48
I feel like, did he bring it?
01:27:50
Coming. Just run a clean. Yeah.
01:27:53
The shower is overrated.
01:27:56
Oh. Wait, what did he say?
01:27:59
Hold on. Ryan. I'm sorry. Does he. Does he think.
01:28:01
Oh, wait. I'm sorry. You talking about where to masturbate?
01:28:04
Maybe he thinks that. Maybe he takes baths.
01:28:06
No, no, he's talking about a place as a place to masturbate.
01:28:08
You know, arguing over.
01:28:10
You can stuff in the back. So here's a towel.
01:28:12
He probably bathes in the sink.
01:28:14
Anyway, I said shower was number one based on a family feud.
01:28:16
Answer that, I remember back.
01:28:18
I don't think I've ever masturbated in the shower.
01:28:20
His mommy still bathes him in the sink.
01:28:22
People that masturbate in the shower are one people that give a shit,
01:28:25
and I'm not one of them.
01:28:26
And two people
01:28:27
that live either with parents or lots of, you know, like like college.
01:28:31
I imagine they masturbate in the shower a lot.
01:28:33
They live in a dorms with four people.
01:28:35
Right.
01:28:36
You really want like, because, you know, I mean, obviously you're, you know,
01:28:39
like in college, right? You're using, like, soap, right? Like.
01:28:41
Or is there like a Fifi, a Fifi involved?
01:28:43
Well, that's why I was saying
01:28:44
I anybody who knows anything about sex water does not help.
01:28:47
It doesn't help water.
01:28:51
You know, sex in a tub does not work. Fuck.
01:28:53
That's just Seinfeld references.
01:28:55
Yeah. Well, okay.
01:28:57
Yeah, I think the shower is pretty underrated.
01:28:59
I mean, I think the wait. Oh, wait.
01:29:00
I'm sorry.
01:29:01
You said under like he said on the show, he's a bit.
01:29:04
He's like, mommy bathes him in the sink.
01:29:07
So how many people do you live with the kid? Pretty.
01:29:10
So much noise going on with the water and stuff. You know.
01:29:12
Right? Right.
01:29:13
Oh, and the noise. Right. Wait. All right.
01:29:16
Whacking up.
01:29:17
Yeah. You go whack off noise when you get to be my age.
01:29:20
Lube makes it impossible.
01:29:21
How much noise are you making?
01:29:22
You need that.
01:29:23
Oh. Oh, yeah.
01:29:26
Sandpaper. Oh. So the kid is like.
01:29:28
Oh, yeah. Yeah. Okay, I like that.
01:29:32
Let's face anybody who's more than 50 knows exactly.
01:29:34
He's a moaner. The kid's a loner.
01:29:36
When I pray to atheist, well, I try to put in a good word for you.
01:29:39
Thank you. That means a lot.
01:29:40
And, and, tonight we're going, forging.
01:29:45
I thought you said I used to flat earth debates and shit.
01:29:47
We have a great, great ball. Ball.
01:29:50
We also have.
01:29:51
We also have a great RFK. Voice. Yeah.
01:29:55
We've also got a platter for that.
01:29:58
Stopped commenting two weeks ago.
01:30:02
Yeah.
01:30:02
We can generate RFK.
01:30:04
We could probably generate Trump and
01:30:05
Biden too, but we actually get them on the show.
01:30:07
They actually call in phone anyway.
01:30:09
Yeah, yeah.
01:30:11
And, 5863 rants.
01:30:13
Three. Yeah.
01:30:14
We are actually going to have an the we are going to have the exclusive debate.
01:30:19
Nobody would have the balls.
01:30:20
We do.
01:30:20
It's episode I don't remember what number but it's episode something balls
01:30:24
flag ranch Live tomorrow is going to have
01:30:26
the exclusive exclusively on Frederick.
01:30:30
Live is going to be the debate hosted by what?
01:30:33
CNN,
01:30:35
ABC, ABC.
01:30:37
But it's going to be exclusively here on Flatulence Live also.
01:30:40
So we're going to it's right. Yep.
01:30:44
Okay.
01:30:44
Everyone's brought to you courtesy of ABC.
01:30:49
Prefix.
01:30:50
Now did you guys, like, were you,
01:30:53
the only one an era that had Saturday morning Takes the Wind.
01:30:56
The winner. But, we never had.
01:30:58
I thought you going to say sex with your cousin?
01:31:00
I had PBS, so I would watch, I'd watch the educational kid shows in the morning.
01:31:04
That's what I was asking.
01:31:06
Oh, that's okay, I was asking for it because, we had schoolhouse
01:31:10
Rock when I was coming up.
01:31:11
Are you guys talking about the masturbated, too?
01:31:13
I missed the segue somehow.
01:31:15
We were just talking about places. They're just talk.
01:31:17
Yeah, they're talking about Sunday morning cartoons or some shit. All of a sudden
01:31:20
they're reminiscing on their childhood.
01:31:22
One got like, we're living it right now.
01:31:25
Gotcha.
01:31:25
The kids just got done with it.
01:31:26
Talking about two segments. We.
01:31:29
This is not rehearsed.
01:31:31
This is not scripted. This is off the cuff.
01:31:34
Get children's cartoons when he was a kid and the kid is talking about children's
01:31:39
cartoons when, like, you know, just five minutes ago,
01:31:41
before he left his house, his mother dropped him off.
01:31:43
Yeah.
01:31:44
You know, in your profession, father George, you ever used cartoons?
01:31:49
What do you mean? Phil?
01:31:50
I'm only. Yeah. Grew up.
01:31:52
But I never like to lure children.
01:31:54
That's where I look. You had to say it out loud now.
01:31:57
Oh I forgot.
01:31:57
Oh, Jesus, I totally forgot.
01:32:00
I said no, she
01:32:03
just goes,
01:32:05
I mean, this this is ridiculous for poor grammar.
01:32:09
Yeah, but you seem a little, little better.
01:32:12
What kind of. I'm sorry. What?
01:32:13
Where? Where are you guys?
01:32:15
Got your grammar?
01:32:17
I mean, the fairy, you know, for your grandma.
01:32:21
Yeah, but you seem a little, little better.
01:32:24
I don't think you said that. Right.
01:32:25
Well, I have some a little better. Like, more better.
01:32:28
Like a little more dirty.
01:32:30
Yeah. So, I'm not perfect by any means.
01:32:32
Oh, that means that Mr.
01:32:33
Manners bad for all.
01:32:36
Why do you think this is?
01:32:39
I got a special.
01:32:39
I personally believe that U.S Americans are unable to do
01:32:44
so because, sama.
01:32:47
Because people in our nation don't have that.
01:32:51
And, I believe that our education like such as, like such as matter,
01:32:56
like gravity, such as in South Africa and, Dirac everywhere.
01:33:01
Like such as, like such as, such.
01:33:03
Fine. Like such as.
01:33:04
Okay. He's got.
01:33:05
How long ago was they should.
01:33:07
Our education is over here. Yes. Here.
01:33:10
Like that should help the US.
01:33:12
I should help South Africa.
01:33:14
It should help the Iraq in the Asian countries.
01:33:17
So we will be able to build up our future for.
01:33:20
Right. Look at this.
01:33:21
Look at his hairline. Like. Such as? Like
01:33:24
look, he's got like short hair.
01:33:27
Like when when shouting out Austin doesn't work,
01:33:30
just go right for the Hispanic.
01:33:32
Wait for it one way.
01:33:34
It's like there are a lot of them and they continue to reproduce
01:33:37
absolutely nonstop.
01:33:39
It is a problem, I swear to God.
01:33:41
Do you think you know Vember when you hit the polls?
01:33:47
So, Ben,
01:33:48
do you literally stand outside of a Home Depot, like with those people?
01:33:52
Kind of. Right, sometimes. No, I don't, I don't know.
01:33:55
So how do you get how do you get work as a day laborer?
01:33:57
I'm just curious.
01:33:58
Okay.
01:33:58
They have a lot of, places you can go.
01:34:02
They do. They labor and stuff.
01:34:05
They go places like, like what kind of place?
01:34:08
Like. And such as a soccer.
01:34:12
So much as we watched all that for that.
01:34:15
Right. That's a great, like answer.
01:34:18
Thanks.
01:34:19
Every 15 minutes every Monday place has at least Monday at 10 p.m.
01:34:24
except you know what occasions
01:34:27
hold on to you.
01:34:30
You got to watch the show.
01:34:31
There's another clip.
01:34:32
He actually is working Monday at ten with him with a name tag.
01:34:37
So yeah, he definitely late person.
01:34:40
At some point, the guy with the very shiny forehead, pushes out
01:34:44
and then it becomes the Brady Indoor Show, and we kind of, we bet clean up.
01:34:48
Yeah. Right at the bottom of the screen.
01:34:49
They're fired. Rants live Monday at 10 p.m.
01:34:51
eastern. Yeah.
01:34:52
And then there's going to be a special show tomorrow due to the the debate.
01:34:55
We're just going to like forever shit on it
01:34:58
in the forefront and have it playing in the background.
01:35:01
Also avoid copyright infringement.
01:35:03
No lip smacking.
01:35:05
No lip snap, no smack, no smack laughing.
01:35:08
Oh, I loves this smacking fuck.
01:35:09
Can we get the lip smacking?
01:35:10
Where is it
01:35:12
lip smacking.
01:35:14
Are you going to push it.
01:35:15
Where's the.
01:35:15
Is the kid done yet? Is he done talking or do we keep interrupting.
01:35:18
No we got to finish. Is like.
01:35:19
It's like two minute clip is lost.
01:35:21
Lasted like a half an hour. Yeah. It's the best.
01:35:24
I mean, that's the best part of it.
01:35:25
Oh, no. No.
01:35:26
You make a kid go on for a robe.
01:35:32
Roll the clip. Brady.
01:35:34
Fuck you.
01:35:35
You know, clip. Brady.
01:35:37
The conclusions you are reaching.
01:36:04
It's really not over.
01:36:05
It goes on for another.
01:36:05
Fuck. Yeah. It's, Well, that's all I wanted.
01:36:08
As above. So below.
01:36:13
Oh, there he is.
01:36:16
This is ridiculous.
01:36:17
I here. Yes.
01:36:19
Work. Oh, yeah. All right.
01:36:22
This is a university.
01:36:23
This is an ode to a University of Phoenix online graduate.
01:36:27
Right.
01:36:28
I logged in every day
01:36:29
on my couch with pride of degree and have a dream on the right.
01:36:33
Pay my tuition, click through the screen.
01:36:35
But somehow, success right through the seams.
01:36:37
They said you saw, you conquer.
01:36:39
You leave for now I'm just hustle chasing what I need something shiny.
01:36:43
But it's all for show.
01:36:44
Because every job I want says sorry.
01:36:46
No, they said.
01:36:49
That's the nice for an online warrior.
01:36:53
Thank you for deep thought.
01:36:54
A piece of paper.
01:36:55
It looks so great, but now it's just a shadow in the carpet night
01:36:59
I rose from the ashes with my degree, but the world just left the sun.
01:37:03
Not for me.
01:37:08
Nice cockiness.
01:37:10
Never.
01:37:11
Online warrior. Oh, what did I do?
01:37:14
A piece of paper. It looks so bright now.
01:37:16
It's just a shadow in the court.
01:37:18
The night I rose from the ashes with my degree.
01:37:21
But the world just laughed and said, not for me.
01:37:24
This is management.
01:37:25
Yeah, I thought I was set, but all I got was mountains of doubt.
01:37:29
I hit a fly and I hit it again.
01:37:31
While the bills keep stacking I can't even pretend I got a LinkedIn profile.
01:37:35
No one reads a fancy title that nobody needs.
01:37:38
Worked hard for that campaign girl.
01:37:40
But I'm still stuck in the snow.
01:37:42
They don't make the I'm a phoenix that never flew online.
01:37:46
Warriors. What did I do?
01:37:48
A piece of paper. It looks so.
01:37:51
But now it's just a shadow.
01:37:52
In the corporate night I rose from the ashes with my dream.
01:37:56
But the world just laughed.
01:37:58
It's just not for me. Then I got a call. Yeah.
01:38:00
Out of the blue a job offer I thought couldn't be true.
01:38:04
Rubber and plastic. That ain't what I planned.
01:38:06
But now I'm in the factory with skill in hand.
01:38:08
Crafting creations that bring people joy.
01:38:10
Who you are but can't sell a rubber toy.
01:38:13
No more drive, no more death.
01:38:15
No, I'm the king of the adult.
01:38:16
Like it said, I'm a phoenix.
01:38:19
We flew online. Warrior.
01:38:21
Yeah, I made it through a piece of paper.
01:38:23
Didn't work out right. For now, I'm overjoyed.
01:38:26
Oh, day and night I rose from the ashes in the rubber game.
01:38:30
Now I'm livin large and make it my.
01:38:31
Make it all made us here I am a master of my trades.
01:38:35
Building the future where the dollars that they've been from the ashes.
01:38:39
And now I'm free. They can build those. Set me free.
01:38:41
They can tell. Don't set me free.
01:38:44
Let you tell me
01:38:46
they can make you feel free.
01:38:48
Everybody.
01:38:49
Oh, he take the free I can tell those set me
01:38:54
free.
01:38:57
What say you, Gary? Oh.
01:39:01
I'm a University of Phoenix online college graduate.
01:39:04
What say you?
01:39:06
What say you in the rubber game now I'm ready to make it my day.
01:39:11
It all makes us.
01:39:18
Just keep going or.
01:39:19
What is this? Oh, no.
01:39:21
Not halfway done.
01:39:22
Free. Really?
01:39:24
So we're done. Okay.
01:39:25
Forwarding thoughts. So it's the lawyers. Gary. Gary, where?
01:39:27
As long as I've known him, he's like he's had a degree, whatever.
01:39:31
Like. And he doesn't use his degree. He's talked about it.
01:39:33
He talked about it for several episodes
01:39:34
and maybe like I don't know, 25 episodes in he, he revealed that
01:39:38
it was for the University of Phoenix and I could have not laughed any harder.
01:39:43
He even
01:39:44
talked about how he like, he was like, oh, what class?
01:39:47
Or he had a class and, what was the class?
01:39:50
He had it in?
01:39:53
It had something to do with, fuck Netflix.
01:39:56
You met up?
01:39:57
No, there was just some class that he talked about
01:39:59
and he said he's like, oh, yeah, the class was amazing.
01:40:01
It was a great class. And I was like, what?
01:40:03
What do you mean?
01:40:04
It was a great class?
01:40:04
This is back. Like with dial up to,
01:40:07
as Brady, as Brady pointed out.
01:40:09
Yeah.
01:40:10
But like, I don't know, like, how did you how did you was the class,
01:40:12
did you have a great class projects like was the auditorium cool that you like?
01:40:17
It was a teacher. Good.
01:40:19
You said that you just met up at a library with a bunch of random people
01:40:21
that were also going to the same class, which is weird,
01:40:23
because I wonder how far everyone was traveling.
01:40:26
There was that many University of Phoenix people
01:40:28
that were in the local area that could meet up at a library.
01:40:31
Yeah, it was only since that sounds like
01:40:33
that sounds like a money laundering scheme.
01:40:36
Oh, it should we roll the clip?
01:40:38
Brady?
01:40:40
Fuck is it?
01:40:41
Yeah.
01:40:42
Well.
01:40:48
It's.
01:40:52
When Las Vegas
01:40:53
forfeits 130 million for illegally conspiring
01:40:56
with unlicensed money transmitting businesses, correct.
01:41:01
What does that mean?
01:41:02
There's two things I like about this story.
01:41:04
One, that the company in Las Vegas is named win.
01:41:07
Yeah, yeah.
01:41:09
And the other thing is that they had to pay.
01:41:11
They had to pay money.
01:41:12
So they got busted for basically laundering money or correct.
01:41:16
We can't debate.
01:41:16
That's actually what we know that they were doing unlicensed money.
01:41:20
Are you sure.
01:41:20
But so underlying this is we're on the actual
01:41:24
justice.gov website.
01:41:27
What they decided to do then is say let's find them and make them pay us money.
01:41:33
Money, money.
01:41:36
Anybody see a problem?
01:41:37
Does anybody see a problem with that?
01:41:39
The penalty for stealing money is paying money.
01:41:43
But do you think maybe there's a chance they may have paid it
01:41:45
back with unlicensed money?
01:41:48
I don't think they'll let them do that.
01:41:51
But it does.
01:41:52
So they can no longer allow more money
01:41:56
because of the large payment.
01:42:07
Every large payment
01:42:08
makes all the rest seem insignificant.
01:42:11
And you can hide well, I don't know any, like, money laundering.
01:42:16
I don't I don't want
01:42:17
to, you know, hear the water, but it sounds like a cottage industry.
01:42:21
Oh, okay.
01:42:23
Do we have a cottage industry? No.
01:42:25
I'm water
01:42:28
all. Brady hit them all.
01:42:29
Okay. Just. You're just randomly fucking with them.
01:42:32
We do it.
01:42:32
We play all three of the villains in a trio here.
01:42:35
Get a jack.
01:42:36
We can't chicken a tag.
01:42:37
We can't chicken attack.
01:42:39
We don't do chicken attack.
01:42:41
So let's play nothing but chicken attack from now on.
01:42:51
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01:45:12
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01:45:16
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01:45:22
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01:45:23
Rumble.com/flange rants.
01:45:25
I said rumble.com on purpose.
01:45:28
Don't type rumble.com.
01:45:29
That's a totally different website.
01:45:32
What do you mean rumble.com/flange rants.
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It's better to enunciate almost as if you are
01:45:41
retarded too.
01:45:43
I'm so glad you finally said retarded.
01:45:44
We have the.
01:45:45
We're going to start with some retarded clips, but we're still on our way.
01:45:48
So give me just a second. We're still on YouTube.
01:45:54
You. Asked flat.
01:45:59
Dear flag, I recently found out that my 20 year
01:46:03
high school reunion took place and I wasn't invited.
01:46:08
I'm still occasionally in touch with several friends
01:46:11
from high school and easy to find on social media.
01:46:14
I did attend my ten year reunion, although I may not have received
01:46:18
an invite myself because I went as part of a group
01:46:22
I wasn't very popular or in the in crowd in high school,
01:46:26
but I was there, albeit quirky.
01:46:30
I'm sure it was a simple oversight, but I'm having trouble getting past this.
01:46:34
I keep thinking about the trope of the loser in high school
01:46:38
coming back to the reunion to shine flag.
01:46:44
I feel pathetic because I wasn't even asked.
01:46:46
I'm not sure I could have gone because I have two babies at home, and we have.
01:46:51
And we are still somewhat Covid cautious.
01:46:54
And I immediately when I read that initially I went to this site.
01:46:57
This was published February 10th, 2020 403 10th 2020.
01:47:02
Really now we are still somewhat back from Covid tomorrow.
01:47:06
Just because I have two babies at home and we all know
01:47:09
that children can't get Covid and we are still somewhat Covid cautious.
01:47:12
February 2024.
01:47:15
But it hurts to not have been invited.
01:47:18
Any suggestions for how to stop feeling slighted?
01:47:22
Do not yes sign
01:47:24
unwelcomed in massive two shits.
01:47:27
I've got this unwelcomed
01:47:31
find the nearest Maserati dealership to the reunion.
01:47:35
Take a test drive of a maserati
01:47:38
at the time of the reunion, and show up and crash that thing
01:47:43
in a maserati.
01:47:46
How fast is that Maserati?
01:47:47
How fast?
01:47:48
Oh, it's your.
01:47:49
That's your advice. 180 miles an hour.
01:47:51
No, it does 185.
01:47:53
Okay. Nobody's even to know it's her.
01:47:55
They're just going to be like, what is it?
01:47:56
You ever listen to the lyrics of that song?
01:47:59
Oh, I ran into my neighbor,
01:48:02
I had one, I lost my license, and now I like,
01:48:07
speaking of retards, is my phone.
01:48:09
Oh, my visor. Right.
01:48:11
He goes, 185.
01:48:12
Yeah.
01:48:13
Joe Walsh.
01:48:15
Welcome, welcome.
01:48:17
So what do you think happens to this guy in the face?
01:48:22
Oh, no hitting the nuts.
01:48:23
But no. Why?
01:48:25
He's he's actually retarded.
01:48:27
No he's not. Then he's good.
01:48:28
But we wouldn't be making fun of him if he was.
01:48:32
Are you okay?
01:48:33
He gets retarded. I'm not sure.
01:48:37
Oh, my God,
01:48:39
that was quick.
01:48:40
Yeah, anybody who.
01:48:43
Hey, he's got win.
01:48:46
Why is the video so long? He's already got it.
01:48:48
Yeah. Like what?
01:48:49
I didn't think he was. He was too quick.
01:48:51
Yeah it is.
01:48:53
Yeah. He's gone. Oh.
01:48:54
So yeah, he just knocked down for a second
01:48:57
and then for ten more seconds he's like,
01:49:00
look I'm gonna grab this thing not realizing I'm going 70 miles an hour.
01:49:04
Ain't it up now, Logan?
01:49:05
Where he's going to be clear, this isn't somebody who's retarded.
01:49:08
This is being retarded. Yeah.
01:49:12
And then you have to go with the regular.
01:49:15
You got to be watching.
01:49:15
Ready? Here we go.
01:49:19
Can you plug that?
01:49:21
Absolutely. Dead.
01:49:23
I don't think he's dead, but he's definitely, His arm is broken.
01:49:27
His tail has reversed, his elbows blown out, his shoulders probably blown out.
01:49:31
His bottom half doesn't even know what's happened yet.
01:49:34
Yeah. Yeah, right.
01:49:36
That body stretched for the this blur.
01:49:39
That's his head.
01:49:41
He's just like a motherfucker.
01:49:43
Yeah. The camera the camera's going to.
01:49:45
It happened too quick, I bet.
01:49:47
Almost looks right. And it's. I think that's the older footage.
01:49:49
I don't know if this is going to have be frames per second.
01:49:52
Yeah, I thought he thought this was the greatest fucking idea.
01:49:55
He's like, look, I'm hanging up the train.
01:49:57
This is view look. Right. Smile.
01:49:59
Thanks for getting here.
01:50:02
Goodbye.
01:50:03
Last fucking.
01:50:04
Oh, look, I fucking stretched this motherfucker.
01:50:07
Yeah.
01:50:08
There's nothing here.
01:50:09
There's nothing here.
01:50:10
That's his head for sure.
01:50:14
Right
01:50:15
there.
01:50:16
That's how close is that, though?
01:50:18
That pole looks like it's further away than it really?
01:50:22
I don't think the pole hit him.
01:50:23
I think the pole just whacked his hand.
01:50:24
I think whatever's hanging on this black thing up here and fucking took him out.
01:50:27
Let's go to the next frame again,
01:50:30
okay?
01:50:30
There's a. Yeah, there's a chance.
01:50:31
The ladder. There's, like a ladder and something. There's like. So.
01:50:34
But it looks like it's going off
01:50:35
in the other direction, but it's just like there.
01:50:38
Yeah, there are some strands of some shit there.
01:50:40
There is definitely some shit right next to the tracks there.
01:50:43
And you're not supposed to be fucking hanging out.
01:50:45
I think if you're going on several miles per hour and you're even, you're.
01:50:48
He wants to get there.
01:50:48
Myself, it's going to suck you off the train.
01:50:51
Yeah, right.
01:50:52
Nobody wants to get sucked off a train.
01:50:54
You want to get sucked off on a train?
01:50:56
Yeah, well.
01:51:00
So I have another.
01:51:00
Yeah, I like to suck it down.
01:51:02
Yeah, yeah.
01:51:04
You ready for this? You know what?
01:51:05
If I don't know, I know as soon as I put it in my fucking mouth.
01:51:08
Here's the second retard clip.
01:51:10
All right. Oh, what do you got to say? The R-word? Dude,
01:51:13
I was doing like that.
01:51:14
I actually felt retarded.
01:51:17
Like really retarded.
01:51:18
Damn.
01:51:19
In a weird way, I had to sort of just free myself up to believe
01:51:23
that it was okay to be stupid or dumb, to be a moron.
01:51:26
Yeah, to be more radical. Exactly.
01:51:29
To be a moron.
01:51:30
An imbecile. Yeah.
01:51:31
Not the dumbest motherfucker that ever lived.
01:51:34
When I was playing the character.
01:51:35
When he was a character. Yeah, I mean, as black.
01:51:37
Definitely flat, stupid ass.
01:51:40
Like, by the end of the whole thing, I was like, wait a minute.
01:51:43
You know, I flushed so much out.
01:51:44
How am I going to jump started?
01:51:46
I think it's just like, yeah, yeah, right.
01:51:49
Use farting in bathtubs.
01:51:50
Laughing. Yeah.
01:51:51
So yeah, I mean, it was just really quite a it was crazy.
01:51:54
Is that working with Mercury?
01:51:56
It's how science men's art form. Yeah.
01:51:59
You notice
01:52:00
that's what we do, right?
01:52:01
Yeah, yeah.
01:52:02
Hats off a goalie special.
01:52:04
No, nothing.
01:52:04
Academy is about to issue.
01:52:08
Which
01:52:10
about what
01:52:12
is serious?
01:52:13
You don't know?
01:52:16
Everybody knows you never go full retard.
01:52:19
What do you mean?
01:52:20
Check it out.
01:52:21
Doesn't Hoffman Ray man look retarded?
01:52:24
Act retarded, not retarded.
01:52:26
Got to picture.
01:52:26
You got autistic? Sure.
01:52:29
Not pretty.
01:52:31
Yeah. Tom Hanks, Forrest Gump.
01:52:32
You're a very attractive Ben Stiller.
01:52:34
Braces on set, but he tried to piss off Nixon, and he won a Ping-Pong
01:52:37
competition that even taught it.
01:52:40
Peter Sellers being their infidel?
01:52:42
Yes. Retarded? No.
01:52:45
You went full retard, man.
01:52:48
Never go full retard.
01:52:51
You don't buddy.
01:52:52
Yeah.
01:52:52
Sean Penn, 2001 I am saying mental.
01:52:55
Wherefore retard went home empty handed.
01:53:09
Dear wedgie,
01:53:13
I am the younger sister of a mentally retarded woman.
01:53:17
Anyone who knows my sister knows she is sweet, funny and caring.
01:53:22
She also has feelings and knows when she's being ridiculed,
01:53:27
even if she doesn't
01:53:28
always understand what's being said about her.
01:53:33
I have heard people my whole life used
01:53:35
the word retard as a derogatory.
01:53:40
Why are you going say that word?
01:53:42
They why are you going to put air quotes on it?
01:53:45
They stare.
01:53:46
And because that's what it says in the thing here.
01:53:48
No thanks for your versatility.
01:53:50
Quote zero.
01:53:50
There's literally quotations on the retard word here.
01:53:54
They stare and talk.
01:53:55
They stare and talk like we can't hear them
01:53:58
when we're out with my sister,
01:53:59
I was taught from an early age that teasing anyone for any reason is wrong.
01:54:03
I would have been punished for behaving that way.
01:54:05
I can't understand the curiosity of smart.
01:54:07
I can understand the curiosity of small children,
01:54:11
but older children and adults need a refresher course on basic manners,
01:54:15
and parents and schools should stop turning a blind eye towards
01:54:19
children who behave like this.
01:54:21
Signed miss M in Ormond Beach, Florida.
01:54:27
Oh, come on with some,
01:54:29
people pick on the retarded.
01:54:32
Because, listen, I laugh
01:54:35
at people who walk funny because they walk funny.
01:54:40
We all stare at the train wreck.
01:54:44
Even though it's tragic.
01:54:46
Some people lose their appetite if they see an amputee.
01:54:51
I'm saying when I look at someone who is disabled
01:54:56
in any way, it is off putting.
01:55:00
Some people get off.
01:55:02
I'm feeling queasy or uncomfortable.
01:55:07
I can't say I do. So.
01:55:13
What do you do that.
01:55:16
Yeah.
01:55:17
Yeah. You're weird. You're weird.
01:55:19
I don't know, I just assume.
01:55:20
I just assume that since she has a retarded child, that she's probably
01:55:24
a little bit self-conscious because she herself probably is retarded.
01:55:28
That's genetics.
01:55:29
That's like.
01:55:30
That's her fault.
01:55:30
You know, she did that.
01:55:31
She has a retarded sister.
01:55:33
And I say, oh, sister, whatever.
01:55:36
Yeah. So, baby, your parents be mad at your parents for being.
01:55:38
Have I joke?
01:55:39
I joke, but I have always said, though, because I've seen plenty of times.
01:55:42
Especially like going to the zoo or something.
01:55:45
Or at the grocery store.
01:55:46
You see, the morbid, the two morbidly obese don't go right to the zoo.
01:55:51
The two morbidly obese parents that like, both look like they shouldn't
01:55:56
get together and have children, and then they have children with them.
01:55:58
And the children have, like, the worst of, like, the gene that parents like.
01:56:02
Yeah.
01:56:03
In those instances, like, that's, that's your fault in the maybe weird,
01:56:07
nuanced way of maybe you didn't realize that you were pregnant,
01:56:10
you drank a little bit too much alcohol.
01:56:11
And that's why. Or maybe you were later stage in life.
01:56:14
You can test for this stuff too.
01:56:15
You can actually get it tested and then get it aborted,
01:56:18
which most people like it seem to be.
01:56:19
Like in favor for kill the babies.
01:56:23
So you guys, you guys all know how I roll, like, yeah,
01:56:26
I, I don't want the baby to die.
01:56:28
But if you need some help killing the baby, I'll help you kill the baby.
01:56:30
Up to age 18 to birdie.
01:56:31
And I verified. Yeah, 30 minutes under.
01:56:35
Never too late, never to come back. But it's never too late.
01:56:37
40 years old for what? Wherever were talking about earlier in
01:56:41
any time.
01:56:42
Late term abortions. Yeah.
01:56:43
I disagree with her premise. Right?
01:56:45
When she started teasing anyone for any reason is wrong.
01:56:48
18 months, 19 years.
01:56:49
And she said, right for any reason is wrong.
01:56:53
That's wrong.
01:56:54
There's plenty of reasons to tease everyone.
01:56:56
Yeah.
01:56:57
And then if you really want to get critical about and be nice,
01:57:00
then just don't tease people about things they can't change.
01:57:03
You pretty much covered, but I think that nothing is off limits.
01:57:05
Then.
01:57:06
Then somebody draws a point where then everything is off limits.
01:57:09
Therefore nothing is off limits.
01:57:11
Make fun of everything.
01:57:14
I am for abortion up to 1818 Americans.
01:57:17
No 18 years
01:57:19
I bring home.
01:57:21
I tried to match.
01:57:22
Yeah.
01:57:25
That's.
01:57:26
I think you were talking about a test to find out
01:57:29
if we so know what that would be.
01:57:31
Just if it was retarded or did you get that test?
01:57:33
Maybe, you know, you can get you can get. See.
01:57:35
Because where do we see?
01:57:36
I'm I'm. No, this is not too.
01:57:38
That's unless this one this one's not going to be six four.
01:57:41
Oh this one's not going to be a boy. Let's just abort it.
01:57:44
You know, I have a story about a retarded behavior as a kid,
01:57:49
and the kid is normal, but the the dad's a retard.
01:57:52
How did we let retarded people have kids in the first place?
01:57:56
It's a learned behavior.
01:57:57
And that behavior is, sometimes I think it has to do with them having sex.
01:58:02
You know, we can't allow that.
01:58:03
What I understand, so I, a friend of mine,
01:58:06
he is a better breakdancer than fucking.
01:58:08
The way he explained it is he would take a group holding
01:58:12
a rope to Wendy's, and they would go there and lick the window.
01:58:15
That's his words, not mine.
01:58:17
And was a window, window like a turd and hijos.
01:58:21
These were all adult, you know, the people with needs.
01:58:24
He also said whenever he wasn't looking, they would have sex.
01:58:28
Whoa. So.
01:58:30
So I think just because you're retarded doesn't mean you're not horny.
01:58:32
And in fact, whatever that little filter is that we have on there that says
01:58:35
reach out and grab, I can't I can't grab the pussy, so to speak.
01:58:39
Right. Save that for tomorrow.
01:58:40
No, I love them when they don't have that filter.
01:58:42
And the ones that are just smart enough
01:58:44
can say, ooh, I can hide behind my retarded. This.
01:58:47
Yeah, yeah, I like the window licker reference,
01:58:50
because when, our friends, Turd and Hodge were pretending
01:58:53
like they weren't gay lovers and they were, like,
01:58:55
living in separate bedrooms in an apartment together.
01:58:58
Because there was this weird foreign.
01:59:01
They were cool.
01:59:01
They were nice.
01:59:02
But occasionally they'd get in your way
01:59:04
because they'd be cutting each other's hair
01:59:05
on, like the steps that you need to go up to get, like they've used the stupas,
01:59:09
like the inside stairs is like their little hangout area.
01:59:12
And you'd have to, like, walk around them and like, yeah,
01:59:15
you were the problem, not them. Right?
01:59:17
But they had this little kid.
01:59:18
They had this little kid that would always just
01:59:20
his face be pressed up against their fucking window.
01:59:22
And there just be this snot like patterns all over the place,
01:59:25
and we call them liquor because he literally was one.
01:59:28
You remember them, Gary, right?
01:59:30
Yes. Of course. My dogs are we the liquors?
01:59:33
They do the same thing on my, Yeah, they're a dog.
01:59:35
Oh, that's like, you know.
01:59:37
Oh, yeah. No, they're retarded too, though
01:59:40
I assume everyone has down syndrome, but.
01:59:45
You have a button for that?
01:59:48
Never mind.
01:59:51
No. All right.
01:59:56
Why is this not doing it?
01:59:58
That was our first law.
01:59:59
I kind of liked it. It was.
02:00:00
It was refreshing and breathtaking.
02:00:02
It was a good time to reset. Not.
02:00:04
I never knew that. Relax.
02:00:06
I honestly never knew that it was a good time to reset, refresh and relax.
02:00:11
I yeah, like all the reason I want to revisit my first monologue,
02:00:16
you never got into audio that.
02:00:20
Which I assume everyone had.
02:00:22
So my original geyser won the one that we lost.
02:00:26
The audio, the original geyser one, like when I saw
02:00:30
the audio says, well, and then it comes out.
02:00:33
Or the one?
02:00:33
Yeah, that one.
02:00:35
I ranted for like 2.5 minutes.
02:00:38
No no no recording.
02:00:41
So. So you have it improved.
02:00:42
Yeah. It's never been improved much.
02:00:45
So on the circuit I know it's amazing.
02:00:46
I'm going to get into heaven for sure.
02:00:49
Yeah, that's pretty creative in the same, same area.
02:00:53
Did you forget that you're in a priest costume yet or not?
02:00:56
That's the section I keep forgetting that I keep remembering it.
02:00:58
Well, what do you like time you've worn that, by the way,
02:01:02
my child.
02:01:03
I think there's something to that.
02:01:05
When you wear a costume, I have, I still I still have the Jew costume underneath.
02:01:08
And guess what?
02:01:09
I have this right next to it because I wanted to rehab.
02:01:11
So if it was a big, extravagant cost, you know, I say, yeah, you got to wear it
02:01:15
because you got, you know, you gotta get your money's worth.
02:01:16
But that's like, would you make that with a piece of paper you printed that?
02:01:19
No, I already had. Yeah, I already had the black color shirt.
02:01:21
And there's a piece of paper
02:01:22
that I work with some anyway because this is a sentimental piece,
02:01:25
so I what I'm getting at is I think you enjoy
02:01:28
I. Dude, you got to go out like that.
02:01:30
You got to go out like that and see what people say.
02:01:34
Yeah, ask them questions about God.
02:01:36
I just want to know if you get treated differently and I.
02:01:38
Something tells me that I bet in my head I thought you would get treated nice.
02:01:41
Whatever you said, what I've said.
02:01:42
I've seen the Jews of the curlicues getting on planes and stuff,
02:01:46
and I'm just like, okay, I like I feel safe
02:01:48
because I know that, like, they have good, good morals.
02:01:50
I don't know, I drive past the Jews
02:01:51
when I see a guy like Gary, I'm like, Holy shit, what?
02:01:54
Every day Gary screen sharing. Hold on.
02:01:55
Why are you streaming Gary's screen sharing
02:01:59
Flashdance Live Mondays at 5 p.m..
02:02:01
That's not confusing, right?
02:02:03
So great. Pyramid of Giza.
02:02:08
Holy shit, 5 p.m..
02:02:10
Fuck are you thinking?
02:02:12
Oh, I was working a different job,
02:02:16
and I was thinking.
02:02:18
I was thinking, if we totally are horrible at this, how when can we do it?
02:02:21
When the least amount of people will see it.
02:02:22
And when I was there, and Monday night was the open mic night.
02:02:27
So I think we should move for Monday.
02:02:29
What do you think?
02:02:31
It's all right.
02:02:32
No money, all right.
02:02:34
No, no.
02:02:37
All right.
02:02:37
I guess we'll stay.
02:02:39
All right. I still owe this.
02:02:40
I got to still hit it.
02:02:45
Bonnie.
02:02:45
Bonnie decided.
02:02:48
Hey. Hey.
02:02:51
Ladies and gentlemen, let's get ready to.
02:02:58
They are gonna join the mighty.
02:03:00
Oh, I'm so proud of all.
02:03:03
I want to build a car. Here it comes. Oh, my.
02:03:07
I'll tell you, I'm very surprised, because.
02:03:09
Come on, I'm going to come in sync to fight.
02:03:13
Carmelo is listening to the people around ringside.
02:03:16
He's opening his heart to hit the.
02:03:18
Now. He he he feels what they feel.
02:03:23
Did you did you want to watch that I can I'm
02:03:25
pretty sure I can bring it up but I'm on watch.
02:03:29
What.
02:03:29
Oh the room Gary screen sharing.
02:03:31
We can actually I this
02:03:34
is like the rumble.
02:03:36
I hope we ready to rumble.
02:03:37
All right.
02:03:41
So you got it.
02:03:42
You got it ready.
02:03:43
Oh, yes.
02:03:46
Oh there it goes.
02:03:47
Is it going to do you.
02:03:49
Just for the record, I'm pretty sure that goes for an hour.
02:03:53
Okay. Ready to rumble.
02:03:54
Oh, there it goes I hope you yeah I recognize that from the, promo rumble.
02:03:59
Look at that. You can see his screen.
02:04:00
You can see his phone screen in the screen of the tablet.
02:04:04
Oh, then wait, there's a name for that.
02:04:06
What's that? Infinity mirror.
02:04:07
Oh, that's another one. That's.
02:04:11
I can see your password.
02:04:14
The best.
02:04:16
They're a little too revealing.
02:04:17
At their worst, they are way too revealing.
02:04:22
Did work, but we have work.
02:04:26
Were you able to get that app working? Yeah.
02:04:28
It was.
02:04:29
Know we got a young.
02:04:30
You guys look, that's how
02:04:33
over the. You're.
02:04:34
You look exactly the same.
02:04:36
Except today my hair sticking straight the stem from.
02:04:40
But no. So.
02:04:44
Like the when
02:04:45
white people first world problems do you and I had a bad hair day.
02:04:48
You got a problem with it?
02:04:49
And I'm ranting about it.
02:04:51
You had a bad year and it.
02:04:53
I got a bad hair day.
02:04:54
I said I urinate just fine.
02:04:57
Too much.
02:04:57
If anything.
02:05:00
I couldn't, I couldn't I tried to mix up window liquor,
02:05:03
but now I'm just going to play it
02:05:05
and play it.
02:05:14
Yeah, great.
02:05:15
Great audio. That's a super audio
02:05:18
I get.
02:05:19
It's a really long live,
02:05:27
So it
02:05:27
this is this good rap because I can't tell the difference.
02:05:35
And I'm only assuming
02:05:36
it's rap because of how ridiculous and stern it's not.
02:05:39
This is good. Like a dance techno car.
02:05:43
And what's the difference?
02:05:45
Talk dance techno.
02:05:47
Talking over it is rap.
02:05:48
Okay.
02:05:50
Us trying.
02:05:54
Yeah, it's a rap.
02:05:59
You. Got.
02:06:08
I think he's pulled a.
02:06:14
Band so slick.
02:06:16
I should have screamed that I didn't. Why?
02:06:20
That's my bad.
02:06:21
But that was great.
02:06:25
Oh, what's wrong with window liquor?
02:06:34
What's that?
02:06:34
Plastic man is open all the time to choose a mic.
02:06:37
It matter.
02:06:38
Pick a side. Don't be shy because it's time to do it. Die.
02:06:40
Would you rather accept that?
02:06:44
Would you rather
02:06:44
never be able to go out during the day, or never be able to go out at night?
02:06:48
That's a pretty stupid.
02:06:49
Would you rather, right? Yeah.
02:06:51
I'll take the daylight every time the daylight.
02:06:55
You need your vitamin C,
02:06:57
the damn vitamin D, you need your vitamin C.
02:07:01
Are you disagreeing?
02:07:02
You're just comparing. Because obviously it's related to that.
02:07:04
You corrected me, but I was trying to one up. You.
02:07:06
You said c I said d, so the next one up D was the right answer.
02:07:11
I know I was trying to this is this one is written for you.
02:07:16
Okay. My voice just cracked.
02:07:18
Would you rather be the smartest?
02:07:20
But everyone hates you or be the stupidest.
02:07:22
But everyone loves you. Oh, no one.
02:07:25
I am that, everyone hates me.
02:07:28
And I assume it's because they're jealous.
02:07:32
Yeah, George.
02:07:33
Not here. But we know his answer. He's right there.
02:07:36
That's that's the best part, because he's both right.
02:07:40
I'm thinks he's the smartest and thinks everyone hates him,
02:07:43
but everyone actually just loves him.
02:07:45
And they just kind of like, oh, I'm both the smartest and most handsome.
02:07:50
Like the heart.
02:07:51
Our weird, word where you can't say
02:07:56
it without.
02:07:58
We touted soft w.
02:08:01
Yeah, soft w we tell you like how forging thought gave up on us.
02:08:05
We thought we had a friend.
02:08:06
Would you always, What would you rather always do?
02:08:09
Surrounded by people who are slightly too loud.
02:08:12
Who would you always rather be?
02:08:13
Surrounded by people who are too quiet. Quiet?
02:08:16
I hate both of those people.
02:08:17
But I'd rather have the quiet.
02:08:19
Right.
02:08:19
I'll never tire of asking.
02:08:23
What? What do you say? Repeat that? Again?
02:08:26
Sometimes you just.
02:08:27
Sometimes you don't, and you just kind of go, oh, yeah, I'm going.
02:08:30
Gonna hope that that's enough.
02:08:32
He they look at you funny.
02:08:33
You just kind of look back at them and just hope that like that.
02:08:36
They think the problem is you.
02:08:39
It says a
02:08:39
lot about this person forward because I put myself in the talkers point
02:08:43
and you guys put yourselves in the listeners point.
02:08:47
No, I'll ask to repeat, but I'm not I don't want to ask
02:08:50
you like eight times because that's embarrassing for you.
02:08:51
So I'm just going to pretend like I understand what you said for your sake.
02:08:55
My point of view, because I mumble a lot.
02:08:57
I have a low register if I don't talk and initiate and talk real loud.
02:09:02
And I'm also because I play the drums of this long and I'm this old, I'm part of.
02:09:05
I'm deaf.
02:09:06
So I typically talk louder than most people.
02:09:09
People are. I was like, why are you talking so loud in the restaurant?
02:09:13
So my all the time a loud I'm a loud talker,
02:09:17
and I don't think I'm talking loud because I can't hear myself.
02:09:20
Now my girlfriend hits a tonality that somehow like it.
02:09:23
It's not like an annoying tonality, but it does like, cascade through
02:09:26
like all other tones to where like, she's not being that loud,
02:09:29
but somehow you can hear her still, it's very weird.
02:09:32
Like, oh yeah, no, I don't want to be the wedge
02:09:35
in your relationship, but you should run away and not me.
02:09:38
I would hope not, because my penis is the way to her.
02:09:41
Because of that.
02:09:42
That one little irritation.
02:09:43
You will want to kill her in the future. Get it? Get. No.
02:09:46
I just get annoyed when when
02:09:47
she's talking about other people are rude because we like to shit talk.
02:09:51
The people we were like the people watching, but.
02:09:55
That's an if they're an earshot, that's an if they're in earshot.
02:09:59
I'm like, you want to keep the fuck down?
02:10:00
Because she's like using specifics. Yeah, right.
02:10:03
That could be embarrassing.
02:10:04
She's like, oh my God, I can't believe she like,
02:10:06
if they're talking about something like we've
02:10:07
we've watched like couples like, like look like they're getting thicker.
02:10:09
Manson and he's like, oh my God.
02:10:11
She just pulled out her phone and she's staring at it and it's like, it's like.
02:10:15
It's like she's narrating their their existence.
02:10:18
And if you would,
02:10:19
if you were sitting there and you heard that, you would kind of
02:10:21
go away, it's going, you did that.
02:10:24
You just did
02:10:26
do a reenactment.
02:10:29
Reenactment.
02:10:30
I said, oh, you know, the people that do the Civil War reenactments are freaks.
02:10:35
That is one strange thing to do.
02:10:38
They always wanted to. Yeah.
02:10:39
I was like reenactment the.
02:10:42
So I love a good me the so I have still I,
02:10:46
I have still going I love a good Greenfield village.
02:10:49
I love a good Renaissance Festival.
02:10:51
Dude, if you love Greenfield Village you got to go to Gettysburg.
02:10:54
I would love to go to a Civil War reenactment.
02:10:57
I think that would be great. Go to get it. Go to.
02:10:59
Okay, okay.
02:11:00
Next Civil War reenactment, we do a fledgling.
02:11:03
It's live.
02:11:04
I don't dress up.
02:11:05
I don't dress up. I dress up in regular people.
02:11:07
Cause that's what I like to dress up at the Renaissance festivals and stuff.
02:11:11
I like interacting with the pickle guy.
02:11:13
The pickle guy at the Renaissance Festival here is usually a pretty.
02:11:17
The nut guy is pretty funny due to the guy dressed as a priest.
02:11:21
Says he doesn't like to dress up.
02:11:24
I'm just like,
02:11:25
I guess I don't dress up for a Renaissance festival.
02:11:28
This is funny.
02:11:29
Dressing up for a man.
02:11:31
Come on, bring it, bring it on.
02:11:34
Dressing up for a Renaissance festival is retarded and gay,
02:11:37
I guess.
02:11:38
Retarded and gay,
02:11:40
I don't know. So save that clip.
02:11:41
I should I should have maybe played this earlier, but it didn't fit.
02:11:44
The timing wasn't great and we were still, on YouTube, but,
02:11:48
I had a deer flag here that was about a reunion.
02:11:51
Yeah.
02:11:51
And this does kind of rehash from last week.
02:11:54
I said I should have had this ready last week, but.
02:11:58
So we do it this way.
02:12:02
This isn't a deer flag.
02:12:04
All right, I'll take it back. Okay?
02:12:06
Okay, babe. Go.
02:12:09
Okay.
02:12:10
Okay, babe.
02:12:11
Go for it.
02:12:28
I. Would prefer.
02:12:37
Not this time.
02:12:40
I come back
02:12:42
to camp.
02:12:45
But she. You.
02:12:50
Oh, yeah.
02:12:51
You like it nasty, don't you?
02:12:53
Oh, I do, I do.
02:12:55
I'm sorry I got these charged.
02:12:58
So big hurts, I know I can't help it.
02:13:01
Oh, yeah.
02:13:03
Give it to me, daddy.
02:13:04
Give it to me, daddy!
02:13:05
Give it to me! Daddy!
02:13:08
Are they having.
02:13:09
What the.
02:13:11
You're opening doors now, honey.
02:13:13
I saw monster A was.
02:13:15
Stick your finger in my asshole, Oh, fuck.
02:13:18
Yeah. Oh, yeah.
02:13:19
Fuck, yeah.
02:13:20
I want you to come all over my.
02:13:23
Oh, come.
02:13:28
Up heaven.
02:13:29
Don't touch that. Don't.
02:13:32
Once they're all open.
02:13:35
What the.
02:13:38
Oh my God.
02:13:39
Okay. Don't move. Stay here. Daddy!
02:13:41
Entering the Spanish.
02:13:43
0000.
02:13:47
Shell.
02:13:53
Mommy!
02:13:54
You okay?
02:14:01
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02:14:04
So whatever video was enabled.
02:14:09
I don't like the fact that I'm always the chick.
02:14:12
Oh, yeah, I did it for me. I did it to you.
02:14:14
Was the first time I wasn't. It was the first time I wasn't in one.
02:14:17
Because the kid. The kid had to be the kid.
02:14:19
That's weird, because I didn't put you in mine either.
02:14:21
So I.
02:14:22
It's your teacher week off.
02:14:24
And to let you know I'm a good sport.
02:14:26
Oh, and this one time at Van Camp, I stuck my pussy on.
02:14:36
Half.
02:14:37
And then to let you know that I'm not.
02:14:39
Oh. In this one time at Van Camp, I stuck my pussy.
02:14:45
If it wasn't for what I want to use, I much rather fuck me.
02:14:48
That fucking.
02:14:50
Yeah, you're a gorgeous girl.
02:14:51
I'm like, yeah, yeah, you really hot.
02:14:56
I got no problem with that.
02:14:57
I, on the other hand, look like fucking.
02:14:59
So were you a hossenfelder with a little goatee when I was in the shower?
02:15:04
We're using the shower head on the,
02:15:05
like the bottom side of your dick or your taint or your balls or your butthole.
02:15:09
Well, I don't think I'm really enjoying that.
02:15:12
You seem to be really enjoying now.
02:15:14
Some transvestite that you are obviously infatuated with.
02:15:18
Underground grundle.
02:15:21
What?
02:15:22
At what point exactly? What was it?
02:15:24
What point last year
02:15:25
did you start looking for transvestites that look like me instead of Gary?
02:15:28
That's what I want to know, right?
02:15:33
It just happened.
02:15:34
You know, Gary's the main character.
02:15:35
And then I got to find out who the minor characters are.
02:15:37
And the strong secondary minor character is going to have to be Brady.
02:15:40
And usually that's the female role playing a role.
02:15:44
Yeah.
02:15:44
I'm starting to think you're doing it on purpose.
02:15:47
Yeah, I know the third.
02:15:48
I'm the third off character.
02:15:50
Definitely just, you know, so
02:15:51
I'm just kind of working out your, foul manner just hanging out there.
02:15:55
Shout out to third off.
02:15:57
How is your dick, Gary? That's what I want to know.
02:15:59
Oh, sure. Word up is even here.
02:16:01
And I think you really missed it. You missed a point.
02:16:04
You should have overdubbed the kid instead of what he caused.
02:16:06
Kid. Sean. Chad who?
02:16:10
The kid.
02:16:11
The kid as a kid.
02:16:12
You know, in the video, you make a kid.
02:16:15
The kid. Right? That was great.
02:16:17
There is a kid.
02:16:18
You should overdub the audio when he's called.
02:16:21
Yeah, I was going to, but then I would love.
02:16:23
You know what who I so I will say I'm 100% so initially I was going to do it
02:16:30
and then I'm like, man, the amount of time
02:16:31
that I'm going to like clip that in there, is it really worth it?
02:16:34
It's only a couple segments.
02:16:35
I'm like, it stands,
02:16:36
it stands pretty funny on its own and I'm like, okay, I just won't do it.
02:16:39
I normally I have normally done it.
02:16:41
When you played your clip first earlier, I was like, fuck, I should have done it.
02:16:45
I was kind of pissed to myself.
02:16:46
Yeah, I didn't even if there was enough time, I would have.
02:16:48
If there was enough time, I would have tried to slap it together.
02:16:51
No, I should have done it.
02:16:53
I'm just. What? What?
02:16:54
Oh, no. Are you serious?
02:17:02
From what I
02:17:03
think, I know that, Ryan's been trying to tell us.
02:17:06
Is James Earl Jones has passed away.
02:17:09
Oh, is that what he was saying earlier?
02:17:12
He just said James.
02:17:14
Yeah, thanks.
02:17:16
We do the thing, and we did the thing, and he was like,
02:17:19
yeah, it took us two hours, 17 minutes to do the thing.
02:17:23
I it's just been like breaking news.
02:17:24
James Earl Jones or like, no, no, I did it the right way.
02:17:27
We just broke the news.
02:17:29
Well, I guess he did when he said Darth Vader.
02:17:31
Was that the Darth Vader comment?
02:17:32
Is that what he's talking about?
02:17:34
Oh, Jones, I have a website for that that I check every.
02:17:38
It's like when he's doing his monologue, at least out of it.
02:17:41
Halloween 64 shows I check and I'm not a clergy.
02:17:45
It is called Celebrity Death Watch. Facebook
02:17:50
and I you would know it.
02:17:51
It's you would it's not a clergy.
02:17:53
And this is Halloween.
02:17:56
This is Vlad Reigns live
02:17:58
and I'm wearing this to prove a point.
02:18:01
What is the point?
02:18:03
We already had that conversation about, so.
02:18:05
Yeah, let's talk about it.
02:18:06
James Earl Jones.
02:18:07
Yeah.
02:18:07
Did he end or did he go on to some other realm or place?
02:18:10
It's really just kind of place.
02:18:11
You know, I just thought a while ago
02:18:14
you go, what I was saying about being bludgeoned in the head,
02:18:18
if you lose now you're saying you're just bludgeoned in the head?
02:18:21
Was 90% of you.
02:18:24
But I don't know something inside of you.
02:18:26
He's going back to he lost percentage or no magic.
02:18:29
There's no magic.
02:18:30
I thought you said there was something inside of you.
02:18:32
There is no magic.
02:18:33
Magic is a word. Magic is a word.
02:18:35
If your heart. If.
02:18:36
If your heart is beating and your lungs are breathing, how are you not?
02:18:39
You still
02:18:41
okay?
02:18:42
I am still me still.
02:18:44
But man, I, I can't dance, you understand?
02:18:47
Even athletes, old timers, right?
02:18:50
There's still them.
02:18:53
RIP. All right, all of them.
02:18:56
We lost them.
02:18:58
We've already lost them.
02:19:00
They're still there. They're still them.
02:19:02
Not our memories.
02:19:04
No. Yeah. Memory legacy is not them.
02:19:06
It may be a representation or a reflection of vibration of them.
02:19:10
Which is what I'm arguing.
02:19:11
Still counts to some extent.
02:19:14
Do they? Most radical
02:19:16
or out of character acting, or are they just confused
02:19:19
or something that makes me feel happy that I don't have to face death and sadness?
02:19:26
It is a cheap cop out
02:19:29
like so.
02:19:29
So just going past the hockey club, just for reference.
02:19:32
Nothing that matters.
02:19:32
You can scroll past it,
02:19:33
but just so so it say if say you were old and you loved hockey
02:19:37
and then you had old timers and you like forgot that you loved hockey.
02:19:40
Oh, pyro, you saw hockey.
02:19:41
If you saw hockey on the television, would you not still be drawn to it?
02:19:45
Or would you be like, oh fuck that sport?
02:19:48
No, I think you would still be drawn to it.
02:19:50
I think you would still like, be. Oh, what is that?
02:19:52
You might not remember that you like it, but I think you would still go like,
02:19:55
hey, what is the right? Yeah.
02:19:56
Right. Right. I like to think so.
02:19:59
Or you wouldn't be like, oh fuck that. What is that?
02:20:01
That's stupid.
02:20:02
I don't remember what that is. Who knows what that is?
02:20:04
Why are they skating around on their feet? What is that?
02:20:07
I would be something that I
02:20:09
mean, 0% me, honestly keep me alive as long as you can.
02:20:13
Really?
02:20:14
You want to be one of those people that gets hooked to a machine?
02:20:16
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
02:20:17
What kind of consciousness is that?
02:20:20
Barely any.
02:20:22
But, there are those weird stories I know.
02:20:26
I forgot what I remember.
02:20:27
I don't, I don't, I don't remember who it was or what the name was,
02:20:30
but I remember it specifically that, they they and you can look it up
02:20:34
because I've heard it several times, but the the person
02:20:37
could hear, they could like.
02:20:43
My tripping out my to.
02:20:45
Yeah.
02:20:46
The person could consciously hear but not emit anything and not move.
02:20:51
And he, he remembers hearing like conversations
02:20:54
of his parents talking about like potentially like pulling the plug on him.
02:20:57
And he's like in his head going, no, like I'm here like I could do anything.
02:21:02
And then he ended up and he actually, ended up coming out of it.
02:21:05
And he, he was kind of mad at his parents because they were,
02:21:09
like, almost killed him.
02:21:10
And, they were they were kind of, I don't know,
02:21:15
it's very weird, but that story does happen.
02:21:18
Dream state.
02:21:19
Oh, nonsense.
02:21:22
I don't know, are you all
02:21:23
near-death experiences are not often.
02:21:27
No vacancy out of their eyes.
02:21:28
They just couldn't. Like they couldn't do anything. They couldn't move.
02:21:31
I could see my eyes when I'm in the mood.
02:21:33
Dude, you should have saw what they could hear.
02:21:35
They couldn't talk up.
02:21:36
They could just think it's like Stephen Hawking. Heat.
02:21:39
Metallica one.
02:21:41
Roll the clip.
02:21:41
Brady I didn't know Metallica was even playing
02:21:44
Metallica to.
02:21:48
Gary I hate it when you do that.
02:21:53
I'd really like to leave it off.
02:21:55
But unfortunately these predictions are hugely influential for science policy,
02:22:00
which is why today I want to give you to
02:22:03
just kind of like the connections from one song, like The Connection
02:22:07
and two of the kid in the back with the kids got longer hair in the longer hair.
02:22:11
Yeah. Can you guess?
02:22:12
Yes. You did you think that's what the kid's haircut is when he has it down?
02:22:16
Is he think he looks like.
02:22:17
You think it looks like that? Nope.
02:22:19
That is not a mullet. Look how long it is.
02:22:21
That's not a mullet. But that's not the kid's haircut.
02:22:24
The kid's haircut is like that length here.
02:22:27
And then all of a sudden, there's this extra length in the back, which is what?
02:22:29
A mullet that's literally automotive.
02:22:31
Closer to the kid's haircut than mine, for sure, for sure.
02:22:35
But but it's not.
02:22:37
But I think the kid on top is closer to
02:22:40
the kid's length, on top is closer to your length than it is an up front.
02:22:43
Hey, hey the the party, the video.
02:22:45
Can you can you take your finger and pull your hair out?
02:22:49
Is it behind you?
02:22:49
Want to like, go to the side. Can we get a side profile?
02:22:52
We also want like maybe you like going on a head.
02:22:55
Maybe to rotate. You want to.
02:22:57
Yeah. Spin around, spin around.
02:22:59
We want to. The priest can spin around up close.
02:23:01
We want to up close.
02:23:02
And then I just a far back pan.
02:23:05
Religious barbershop and film spin.
02:23:08
We can do a full body spin.
02:23:10
I want to see how much of a if you see any of that bitch up, can you bun that?
02:23:14
Can you bump man bun that I want to see up.
02:23:16
I want to see it looks like I'm doing this issue
02:23:19
with the so called like a prediction up now, right.
02:23:23
Her hair, her hair long on the on the sides.
02:23:26
It's even short on the.
02:23:28
This is clearly not a mullet.
02:23:29
No, that's not this is it experts who make them do what?
02:23:33
Is she playing with my ball or is she playing with those balls?
02:23:35
Pfeiffer's hair is not a woman's haircut.
02:23:37
Oh, you. How they come up teasing that ball.
02:23:39
The first report for today is a collaborative effort
02:23:43
of the three biggest scientific academies in Germany.
02:23:46
I've only been able to find it in German.
02:23:48
Even the English
02:23:49
version of the website is German, which is already somewhat distressing.
02:23:54
But what's far worse is sometimes just predictions out of distrust.
02:23:59
They select two different approaches to nuclear fusion
02:24:02
that's magnetic confinement and inertial confinement.
02:24:06
With lasers, magnetic confinement is the well-trodden path of the tokamak.
02:24:11
Like Iter or its younger cousin, the stellarator.
02:24:14
He tried to levitate the plasma in the magnetic field
02:24:18
and heat it with radiation until it stopped.
02:24:21
No matter how slow confinement is,
02:24:24
when you shoot out a fuel pellet either, that's pretty good.
02:24:27
Also particle beams or solid?
02:24:29
Oh yeah, it's what the National Ignition Facility in the United States does
02:24:35
with Truman Report become apparent when you look at
02:24:38
what they were talking about?
02:24:40
Oh, but look, I can't go, okay?
02:24:43
Decipher I know that
02:24:44
even a smart physicist like her has some type of,
02:24:47
fashion statement, and we're not supposed to stare at her boobs yet.
02:24:51
She wears a shirt
02:24:52
that is lightly around her boobs, and she always wears that shirt.
02:24:57
That's her. That's her costume.
02:25:00
It accents her boobs and makes her shoulders look smaller and more.
02:25:03
That's how I choose to dress.
02:25:07
The fact that I notice that disgusts me.
02:25:10
Yeah, and not from a pervert point of view, but from afar.
02:25:13
No, she.
02:25:14
She tries to accentuate her bosoms.
02:25:20
But her eyes are opened
02:25:21
because they seem to think it's only been tested
02:25:24
using radiation, when in fact, a like if they were to a mess.
02:25:28
Now, the man would probably be smiling like.
02:25:31
It's like the guys at first.
02:25:32
The women always like, makes more sense.
02:25:35
Like about starting.
02:25:36
Yeah, dude, I was I was watching some unknown unnamed podcast
02:25:40
and they had three guests and one of them was a woman.
02:25:42
The two men looked like us, and the woman was in
02:25:45
like a reclining chair with the camera, like on the ground.
02:25:48
I was just I was like,
02:25:51
at first I was like, ooh, that's pretty cool.
02:25:52
And then I was like, no, no.
02:25:54
Brady was embarrassed for. I was embarrassed for her.
02:25:57
I'm like, somebody should tell Brady where she fucking knows.
02:26:00
She totally knows. So I was disgusting.
02:26:03
Brady generally through the ceiling above you,
02:26:07
what is below you is the floor before you ever get to the ground.
02:26:12
Was the camera really on the ground?
02:26:16
Oh you're on the floor, man. Outside.
02:26:18
She could have been filming it outside. You ever see some of these cameras?
02:26:20
She was not. She was on a couch.
02:26:23
Look down.
02:26:25
Yeah, okay, I am.
02:26:27
Yeah. Gary. The room. He has a ground.
02:26:30
He has the floor.
02:26:31
And then here I wonder.
02:26:33
I won your argument.
02:26:35
I know this is the the exception, the proof show.
02:26:39
Now when I win so well and show when I win so well, so concisely.
02:26:44
You're going to be like a beauty of suck the of suck my fucking
02:26:48
reductio ad absurdum.
02:26:50
And avoid it.
02:26:54
That's that's your way of just arguing. Again.
02:26:56
This is ridiculous.
02:26:59
I can get out of anything for me.
02:27:01
Anything.
02:27:02
I'll get out.
02:27:05
I've won every argument so far this evening.
02:27:08
I'm going to put you in Auschwitz.
02:27:10
All right, mom, there we go.
02:27:13
I love the Segways today, guys.
02:27:15
It's like you've done this show before.
02:27:18
I've never even seen it.
02:27:19
Roma mean, I think it's Italian for Rome.
02:27:23
Rome. Oh.
02:27:27
Okay. I love Roma tomatoes.
02:27:30
They're great.
02:27:30
They're the little ones that are kind of oblong.
02:27:34
Oblong?
02:27:36
Like the earth?
02:27:38
No, that's oblate spheroid, but with same root word.
02:27:42
An oblique spheroid.
02:27:44
Could be oblong, oblique.
02:27:46
Definitely oblate.
02:27:48
Oblique, oblique. Oblique.
02:27:51
I'm more of a negative person, like late.
02:27:53
Like you're late to the party.
02:27:55
Oblate Delta delt your delts and traps and obliques. No,
02:28:01
I'm, I carry
02:28:05
referring reference.
02:28:07
Your incoherent.
02:28:09
So what you're saying is we are not in lockstep.
02:28:12
Your took me against you.
02:28:16
Sorry.
02:28:16
I know you're just saying the words to play the things.
02:28:20
No literature.
02:28:22
I'll take literature for 200.
02:28:24
Alex,
02:28:26
who wrote the Constitution
02:28:29
of the United States, who won it?
02:28:32
Not who signed it, but who wrote it.
02:28:34
Who was Thomas Jefferson?
02:28:37
Who wrote the whole thing?
02:28:40
Conglomeration. I thought it was. Oh, yeah.
02:28:42
No, no.
02:28:42
Ben Franklin had some words, but, President.
02:28:46
Yeah, just a couple words.
02:28:47
He had a couple words, but it was mostly for the president.
02:28:52
We'll talk for tomorrow at 9 p.m.
02:28:55
eastern when the debate starts, hopefully get here early.
02:28:59
I'll be early.
02:29:01
We're going to have a drinking game on Tuesday.
02:29:03
I don't know if we are speaking of which. We. Yeah.
02:29:05
Keep it going.
02:29:06
We're going to have every day.
02:29:08
Unfortunately, we're probably gonna have a limited Brady draw show.
02:29:11
Oh, yeah.
02:29:13
To disappoint all those Brady fans.
02:29:15
Yeah.
02:29:15
Because we got to we're going to pull in double right.
02:29:18
All right okay I'll sign off here in a minute.
02:29:21
There's a message.
02:29:22
No no you want we got.
02:29:23
Yeah okay
02:29:26
I mean you will but you won't find it.
02:29:28
Does this mean what do you want.
02:29:29
What does this mean?
02:29:32
Coffee I I've never had coffee to back off.
02:29:34
Here's a I long coffee.
02:29:36
I've never had to read about it.
02:29:38
Oh. It keeps me alive.
02:29:42
That's. My life also is killing you.
02:29:44
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. It's you.
02:29:46
Correct. And everything is killing.
02:29:49
Actually. Coffee supposed to be good for you. Actually.
02:29:50
Coffee supposed to be good for you in general.
02:29:52
I think it's a good
02:29:54
is a is the occasional animal.
02:29:58
Is the caffeine in coffee worse than the worst?
02:30:00
Worse for you than the caffeine in an energy drink? No.
02:30:04
Or is it the same?
02:30:05
I don't think the energy drink is way worse.
02:30:07
I looked through my doctor Pepper and it adds
02:30:11
78% of the recommended daily intake of sugar.
02:30:16
Yeah, 70.
02:30:17
But, what about a sugar free energy drink
02:30:21
that's worse or worse?
02:30:22
Yeah. Aspartame, saccharin.
02:30:25
Sucralose I know, I know, in large amounts it's
02:30:29
called it's no, it's all poison in it and it transforms it.
02:30:33
It tricks your system into thinking that you're full and you're not.
02:30:36
And then you crave more.
02:30:37
People that drink diet soda usually get fatter and drink more soda.
02:30:42
Right.
02:30:42
And it's still it's still has shit in it.
02:30:44
If you look at coffee, typically what is coffee water brewed through beans,
02:30:48
you know. Right. Yeah.
02:30:50
And maybe there's pesticides and poisons and shit when they grow the beans.
02:30:53
Probably.
02:30:53
But if you look at that energy drink,
02:30:55
there's at least ten fucking things you don't know.
02:30:56
What the hell glycol is.
02:30:58
Ferrous fate.
02:30:58
Fucking ceiling.
02:30:59
Anything. Anything you eat, not coffee.
02:31:02
I just said coffee is fucking water brewed through. Oh.
02:31:05
It's grown.
02:31:06
Yeah, I do, I've seen it. We buy it.
02:31:08
I kind of have never drank it.
02:31:10
My wife drinks the shit out of it. I've never had a cup of coffee in my life.
02:31:13
Just buy a manufactured. It's just the fucking mass produced.
02:31:17
You're great.
02:31:18
Thank you, thank you.
02:31:20
Okay.
02:31:21
I apparently drink ice cold coffee when I was a child, and it was disgusting.
02:31:25
I actually picked. Oh, yeah. That's terrible.
02:31:28
Yeah. It's tasteless. Yeah, it smells like shit. It tastes like shit.
02:31:30
It would scare me for life I never want.
02:31:32
Oh, I'll drink coffee if it's maybe, like, 5050 with, like, hot chocolate.
02:31:36
That's a good drink.
02:31:38
Oh, Jamaica,
02:31:40
I don't know, I just, coke.
02:31:41
I like to do, I like to do, I mean, I like to drink coke.
02:31:45
Gary, convince me.
02:31:47
A man of the cloth.
02:31:48
Why I should abandon my faith right now.
02:31:51
Okay.
02:31:52
It sounds a lot like diner noises.
02:31:56
He was a savior.
02:31:58
That resurrected, he was, similar religion.
02:32:05
Zoroastrianism has a lot to do with Christianity and the heaven hell thing.
02:32:11
And it took a lot of parts from different stories.
02:32:14
The Epic of Gilgamesh comes up in the Bible.
02:32:17
So, like, you know, it's not the true story because you can trace it
02:32:22
back to there are actual original stories that are borrowed from.
02:32:26
So if you're borrowing from other stories, clearly, very obviously,
02:32:31
then you're not.
02:32:32
And tale that is true, right?
02:32:34
You know that it's not true because it's based on this other stuff.
02:32:41
I think
02:32:44
I was trying to help your voice by making you.
02:32:46
I was trying to help you.
02:32:46
I think you I think you've convinced.
02:32:50
No, I'm abandoning my faith.
02:32:51
No, I see, yeah, I'm going to join.
02:32:53
I'm going to join a new church. I've got a new church right here.
02:32:56
Oh, here goes
02:32:58
the big reveal.
02:32:59
The church, the church. So wait, wait wait, wait.
02:33:02
I go with the although I got find it. Where is it?
02:33:04
Okay, so we went from.
02:33:05
Oh oh church.
02:33:08
Oh, no.
02:33:10
It's weird because like, if, if you, you pick up.
02:33:13
Oh, yeah.
02:33:15
Oh, hi. So.
02:33:17
000I see.
02:33:21
Oh yeah.
02:33:23
Because I'm so good. I000
02:33:34
the church of flag.
02:33:36
Now if you were to ask me why I should abandon my religion
02:33:39
if like if it was reverse and I was talking to a preacher,
02:33:41
I would just be like, I don't know, man. I like,
02:33:45
like if you want to, like, if you want to do that,
02:33:46
that's like, it's not harming anyone.
02:33:48
And like as long as you're like mean
02:33:50
and good by it and then you've got like like, right.
02:33:51
Go ahead.
02:33:52
Do you, you do you you you like are just out to
02:33:55
just wanted to tear down everything you just did.
02:33:59
Turned us into a church and now we're tax free.
02:34:02
Oh yes, I was right.
02:34:04
A nonprofit.
02:34:06
I think people who are agnostic.
02:34:09
Can you be in is it a nonprofit or funeral
02:34:14
that it doesn't have to have Jesus involved?
02:34:17
I think you can have you have to right.
02:34:21
That there could be a universal consciousness
02:34:23
is what we talked about or or, we were talking
02:34:25
I played the clips last week.
02:34:26
We already I just don't want a some preacher telling the people
02:34:30
at my funeral that Jesus is saving.
02:34:34
Oh, would you even have a funeral?
02:34:36
Because people want to get together and talk about my life?
02:34:40
No, the only reason they want to get together and talk about
02:34:42
is is because of religion. Church?
02:34:45
No, that is not why.
02:34:46
No, that is exactly why.
02:34:48
No. Dingdong. They thought they were.
02:34:51
They were on.
02:34:52
They thought they the they were going on to in the world.
02:34:57
That's the only reason for that stuff. Yes.
02:35:00
Otherwise they would just.
02:35:01
No no no. Yes.
02:35:03
No you're not you're fired.
02:35:05
You're just no other creature
02:35:07
that like well, not one other organism on this planet.
02:35:11
One other organism on this planet, like berries.
02:35:13
They're dead, most of them.
02:35:17
And like, honors them and then goes back and like, oh my God.
02:35:20
Oh, we're pretty advanced, but we're still stupid people.
02:35:25
The monkey people get laughed at, man.
02:35:27
Universally, we're kind of in a way you would want to.
02:35:30
I just don't know why you would want a funeral if you were. Who?
02:35:32
Like who? Who cares what happens to your body afterwards?
02:35:33
It's just a me, man.
02:35:35
Whatever. It's.
02:35:36
Oh, like, you might as well put it to you.
02:35:38
Don't you organize to your body, to science.
02:35:41
Why wouldn't you donate to science? You could be one of them.
02:35:43
One of them vein, where they take all your veins out and then they display it.
02:35:47
I don't like this funeral procession.
02:35:49
Why? Vibe traffic. You don't need to do that.
02:35:52
Hey, Chad. Jeep. Right.
02:35:53
So what are you gonna do with your life? You know, you're going to.
02:35:57
Are you
02:35:57
going to, What do you feel about cremation?
02:36:01
Okay, so I want to be.
02:36:03
I want to be cremated.
02:36:04
My my, in-laws were cremated, and.
02:36:08
Can I have some of your can I have some of your ashes?
02:36:11
And so I and I can mix it with, with some,
02:36:15
hand lotion and masturbate with it.
02:36:18
I told you, the parents,
02:36:19
my friends, put the ash in a doobie and smoked them.
02:36:23
Oh, okay. That's.
02:36:24
How did they seem to be under some crap?
02:36:27
I don't know, I don't think so.
02:36:29
I think it's dirty.
02:36:30
Tasted pretty fucking nasty. Take the test.
02:36:32
Get high scores.
02:36:34
That's. Yeah, they were, they were.
02:36:36
Must have been fans of how high or did they?
02:36:38
I think we had this conversation before.
02:36:39
I think they preceded the movie How high?
02:36:41
Which I think was, late 90s, early 2000,
02:36:46
maybe 2001, 2019 99.
02:36:49
I think it was early 2000.
02:36:53
I felt like I was like a great movie,
02:36:55
great movie.
02:36:59
Where are you going to talk to me or Dean Cain?
02:37:02
Well, to reach out, we're going to come.
02:37:04
I was stupid, I just jump on the wrong way.
02:37:07
Up to the corner.
02:37:08
Here he comes.
02:37:09
Oh, my. So.
02:37:16
Yeah. Oh, no.
02:37:16
I sucked it down pretty hard.
02:37:18
Roll the clip, Brady.
02:37:21
Dear. Wedgie.
02:37:23
When I was young, and even as I grow older.
02:37:28
Wait, so I did.
02:37:31
Dear Pileggi, when I was young and even as I grew older,
02:37:35
my father touched me inappropriately.
02:37:38
Really made me uncomfortable.
02:37:40
Even as an adult, I feel like when I was very small, something may have happened.
02:37:46
I may have been drugged to keep me from remembering.
02:37:49
Remembering.
02:37:51
I know a few weird things that went on and my mother knew about it.
02:37:56
I always felt uncomfortable around him, yet I loved my parents very much.
02:38:00
I have the weirdest dreams about them doing things to me that I don't like.
02:38:04
I have been to therapy before, but not necessarily about this issue.
02:38:08
I know I was my father's favorite child because I was always pleasant
02:38:13
more than my sister.
02:38:14
Our parents are both dead now, and and have been for many years.
02:38:19
I don't want to
02:38:20
think bad thoughts about them, but I wish I knew for sure what happened.
02:38:24
Do you have any advice for me?
02:38:25
I hate myself for thinking bad about the parents I loved so much.
02:38:29
They were good to me and my sister growing up signed,
02:38:33
needing clarity and guess what?
02:38:36
State.
02:38:39
Every Bhaskara.
02:38:44
Delaware. But
02:38:46
I just think South.
02:38:51
Yeah, the fucking Bama nailed it.
02:38:54
Hell yeah.
02:38:54
It's weird.
02:38:55
That makes sense, right? Yep.
02:38:58
Oh. I was supposed to pick it into, say, what's your one?
02:39:03
Most forbids us to write very.
02:39:07
I forget what you just said.
02:39:08
It was up there.
02:39:09
Alabama was up there.
02:39:10
I was,
02:39:13
oh, scared of everything else.
02:39:15
Pretty speaking. Pretty much.
02:39:17
She was, like, touched by your father and, like, don't know what to make of it.
02:39:21
Their parents are dead.
02:39:21
Oh, yeah.
02:39:22
Their mother was involved.
02:39:24
Maybe she wasn't, dead.
02:39:25
That's right. Yes.
02:39:26
Yeah.
02:39:27
The dad's dead, and she wants to fix that.
02:39:30
No, that piece of therapy you're not going to write on one day?
02:39:33
I know that's awful.
02:39:36
You're not going to get any answers like,
02:39:39
Oh, my God, why is any of my favorites?
02:39:43
I just know nobody.
02:39:44
Now, who's the face? There was enough time.
02:39:47
All right, so.
02:39:48
And Brady, why is it the guy where the kid used to be?
02:39:52
The kid? Yeah.
02:39:53
I mean, you were talking about incest and touching and children and shit,
02:39:57
and I just wanted to.
02:39:57
Brady.
02:39:58
Brady, Molly Ringwald I've had this clip.
02:40:01
He's going to fucking his mom. Right.
02:40:02
Look at the boy on Futurama to look at the boy actor on the train.
02:40:07
Is me a boy after.
02:40:13
Which you see the kid back there?
02:40:16
How do I make Brady Molly Ringwald is pretty well, you point to his penis.
02:40:21
What do you.
02:40:22
And he says, come here, come here.
02:40:24
He makes it. He makes it like this. And he point.
02:40:26
He took me to cry for help, like, ready? Oh,
02:40:31
hit me, you guys.
02:40:34
Yeah.
02:40:35
Real time.
02:40:37
Weird. He he does like this.
02:40:39
And then he points to his dick.
02:40:41
He's like, get over here, touch my dick gets dark brown.
02:40:46
Yeah, well, I don't think Doc
02:40:48
Brown is the abuser signaling something weird.
02:40:51
He is signaling something weird.
02:40:52
I don't know if it's just, maybe somebody off stage.
02:40:55
Well, why would he be the person to signal something?
02:40:58
Yeah, I don't know.
02:40:59
I read all through it, trying to prove the other, cuz you can't.
02:41:02
The dialog would be the. Can't believe that.
02:41:04
Two things that that would even happen, which I know it does.
02:41:06
And that that would be the kid's best way.
02:41:08
What if he had a pass?
02:41:09
Maybe somebody in 4K like, I need to like pass?
02:41:12
Like, yeah, that might be
02:41:15
the comics said that's the signal to his parents saying, this is the last take.
02:41:18
I need to pee.
02:41:20
That's what that's what.
02:41:21
That's what I hope I'm a piss myself.
02:41:23
You're pretty smart, am I?
02:41:26
But it did definitely had something to be like.
02:41:27
Somebody tickled. Tickled my tongue?
02:41:29
Somebody what? He tickled me here.
02:41:31
Touch my butthole and tickle.
02:41:33
Touch my pain. Where did Doc Brown touch you?
02:41:35
Right.
02:41:39
Well, that was a pretty good.
02:41:40
I mean, as long as there weren't any kids involved.
02:41:43
I mean,
02:41:44
but it did sound like there were children involved.
02:41:46
Once I involved any kids involved?
02:41:50
Shut the fuck like kid.
02:41:52
Re remember the topic of the show?
02:41:55
Just as bright and just. Yeah.
02:41:56
As white kids.
02:41:59
Recycling?
02:42:01
Yeah. You guys, do you recycle? Cool.
02:42:03
Yeah, sure.
02:42:04
I try to do everything I possibly can.
02:42:06
For decades we've been told.
02:42:08
Yeah, a lot of the shit you recycle does not get recycled, right? Yes.
02:42:11
No one talk shows up. Grab the vote.
02:42:14
Because recycling will save the planet.
02:42:16
You're saving your. And that's what people believe.
02:42:19
We have to do it for the kids, for the next generation, for the children.
02:42:22
I'll be back on the shelf.
02:42:23
Has a cracked cereal box in about 40.
02:42:26
Oh, you do not care about the cycling company is run by Lynn Hoffman.
02:42:29
Hi, Lynn.
02:42:30
Recycled people, listen to what we're cutting down. More trees.
02:42:33
No cycling paper and cardboard does save trees.
02:42:37
Recycling alone does save energy.
02:42:39
But most of the other stuff aluminum.
02:42:42
Practical recycled paper.
02:42:43
That's right.
02:42:44
This is material that came in to the recycling facility from people's
02:42:47
recycling carts and is going to leave us trash huge amounts of
02:42:52
recycling plant will never be recycled.
02:42:55
The worst?
02:42:55
It's plastic, which for years has been marked with the recycling symbol.
02:43:00
We see stuff like that.
02:43:01
It's incredible how they run away from it. Please.
02:43:04
Recycled paper and metal even went towards plastic and like that's the worst thing.
02:43:10
You have to climb in for a couple hours
02:43:11
every day and you're saving your environment,
02:43:13
but not using trees when it's like, no trees, like plastic is cheap though.
02:43:17
It's so cheap to produce. Is it not?
02:43:19
You're going to tell me it's not.
02:43:21
That's what.
02:43:21
That's the single use plastic diculous.
02:43:24
No, plastic actually recycled is around 5%. Wow.
02:43:29
I figured it was something coming, but I'm shocked right now.
02:43:32
I didn't know it's sad.
02:43:35
Boy, I've heard about how important it is to recycle.
02:43:39
It's not science writer John Tierney.
02:43:42
I heard about the recycling the white coat back at the society.
02:43:46
We know nothing about the recycling before record for times.
02:43:49
There's this.
02:43:51
This is going somewhere.
02:43:52
This is going somewhere to to relate to the show.
02:43:54
There's a second Ari coming in this besides recycle.
02:43:57
And I'll give you a hint.
02:43:58
In fact, is it really easy to rig it?
02:44:01
All right.
02:44:01
It's really it's really take about the recycling.
02:44:04
It's it's the recycling religion that's like a double reread.
02:44:07
Even more true today.
02:44:09
Oh, religion just gotten worse now.
02:44:12
My city would save more than $300 million a year if it just stopped recycling.
02:44:17
How much is an industry that's using increasingly expensive labor
02:44:21
to produce materials that are worth less and less because it's not worth
02:44:26
recycling here, much is shipped overseas to countries like Malaysia.
02:44:31
Do you have stands for good for life?
02:44:33
A vast field of plastic two stories high, some of it from America.
02:44:38
If we can look on the back here.
02:44:40
Marysville, Ohio.
02:44:42
Walmart bag.
02:44:44
You just dumb here.
02:44:45
And then they burn it. That pollutes even more.
02:44:48
And what they don't burn, they sometimes dump in the ocean
02:44:51
when garbage truck is dumped in the sea every minute.
02:44:55
Barely any of that plastic comes from American shores.
02:44:58
So if you care about saving flipper,
02:45:03
you should put your plastic bottle in the garbage.
02:45:06
The garbage.
02:45:07
But then it would go to a landfill and aren't we running out of space
02:45:10
for landfills? I'm sure we are.
02:45:13
People believe that because for years, like, I'm sure we are like such
02:45:16
a lot of places to throw away our throw away.
02:45:21
They think that because years ago there was so much publicity about this
02:45:25
barge, a symbol of this country's growing problems with trash.
02:45:29
The barge traveled thousands of miles looking for a place to dump its load.
02:45:34
But it wasn't because dump it's load should it talked about that?
02:45:37
Yeah, because alarmist media scared people about what it contained.
02:45:41
It could be infectious waves gripping brown ooze of possibly
02:45:45
infectious material.
02:45:46
We don't know what.
02:45:47
I got to go in that garbage.
02:45:50
The EPA later found it was normal garbage and landfills.
02:45:54
Had plenty of room for today.
02:45:56
They have more space than we'll ever need.
02:46:00
If you think of the United States as a football field,
02:46:02
all the garbage that we will generate in the next 1000 years.
02:46:06
So it's really just a plastic throw your plastic in the garbage.
02:46:09
You still want to put your paper in your metal because regardless if it
02:46:13
ends up somewhere,
02:46:15
the polluters, they want papers pretty specific to.
02:46:18
Like if you keep your pizza by paper, cardboard,
02:46:20
paper with grease on it is not recyclable.
02:46:22
Yeah, right. Yeah.
02:46:23
There's so many rules.
02:46:25
It's just basically shredded clean paper once were some sensible regulations.
02:46:29
Make sure they don't pollute.
02:46:31
Eventually landfills are turned into ski hills.
02:46:34
Parks. Yeah.
02:46:35
Golf course.
02:46:36
Shout out the amount.
02:46:37
Hunting garbage here is much cheaper like all of them.
02:46:40
So why do towns keep pushing recycling?
02:46:44
They do it because people demand it.
02:46:46
It's the sacrament of the Green Mountain.
02:46:48
I rinse my cans, I take my labels off.
02:46:51
If there's scissor cans.
02:46:53
You're right.
02:46:53
Oh, so that's fine.
02:46:55
If they want to do it voluntarily.
02:46:57
Listen to this part, because this relates to washing your I mean my cans.
02:47:01
Well, I hope so.
02:47:02
Like I, I was hoping I could bring that I rinse my dishes.
02:47:07
That's what I hear early. But we shouldn't mandate that.
02:47:09
It's not my religion.
02:47:10
I don't want to perform here.
02:47:12
I don't want to either.
02:47:13
You just.
02:47:14
You just letting him complicate.
02:47:16
I got the last three.
02:47:18
This is recycling.
02:47:19
That's one of the reason recycling.
02:47:21
Recycling is recycling.
02:47:22
And people never learn the rules.
02:47:24
And why should they be spending their free time learning these rules?
02:47:27
Worse, lots of what we do is pointless.
02:47:29
If you rinse a plastic bottle in hot water, then that result
02:47:34
is more carbon dioxide in the atmosphere than if you threw it in the garbage.
02:47:39
They said most plastic.
02:47:41
Yeah, but it makes my garbage smell as well.
02:47:43
It's it's their pieces solution that makes the bag less sticky.
02:47:46
Funny you say that because my mom washes her paper plates before she.
02:47:50
No. Yeah. Garbage. Because she. It depends on how long.
02:47:53
If I just change the bag out, I might try to scrape extra garbage
02:47:58
off of any, like,
02:47:59
something that's going in there that way, because I know it might start to smell.
02:48:02
I take her trash out so it could sit there for a week so she knows.
02:48:05
So I just keep I was like, what are you doing?
02:48:07
She's like, I don't put any food, any substance.
02:48:08
Not a drop of no.
02:48:09
But if if I've got some excess shit though, I might do a specialty
02:48:13
like use a grocery bag or two and like shove it in there and then throw it away,
02:48:17
like, like.
02:48:18
But unless you absolutely need to, there's no reason to say
02:48:22
you're saying don't use plastic at all. Bam!
02:48:25
I think that's where we're headed.
02:48:26
No more plastic. But plastic often creates.
02:48:29
I love how they yeah, they push it away from paper.
02:48:31
They're like, no, I'm just paper use plastic.
02:48:34
And how they like to use plastic newspaper.
02:48:37
When your mother washes her paper plates before throwing them in the garbage,
02:48:41
they don't even
02:48:43
know she
02:48:44
she washes them before throwing them into the dishwasher so that.
02:48:47
No, no, no, in this paper, I know.
02:48:50
No, she washes her paper plates.
02:48:51
No, she washes the paper plates in the garbage.
02:48:53
I'm on a recent field.
02:48:55
This is right here.
02:48:56
Wash any garbage down the the drain.
02:48:59
I don't I can't have a garbage disposal or anything like that.
02:49:02
Even my system can't process it.
02:49:04
There is a strainer in there.
02:49:06
So even if I did rinse off my paper plates before throwing in the garbage,
02:49:11
I also tap out the, and then see where the drain strainer
02:49:18
I tap out in the garbage as well.
02:49:20
So even if I did rinse off your plate,
02:49:22
I would still put the garbage from the plate into the garbage.
02:49:26
That's I dude, it's oh, counterintuitive.
02:49:28
Most people, if they've ever seen a pipe or a drain pipe, you know.
02:49:32
Yeah, it's covered.
02:49:33
Covered with grease and peas and mashed potato. Whatever.
02:49:35
You put down their coats, it doesn't go straight through.
02:49:38
So, yeah, most people try to keep there's a trap to keep shit out.
02:49:41
Yeah. No.
02:49:41
My mom. Yeah.
02:49:42
Okay.
02:49:43
She has she thinks the garbage disposal is magic.
02:49:46
Yeah.
02:49:47
It's not okay.
02:49:49
Just like heaven.
02:49:51
Yeah, yeah, that will be even more expensive.
02:49:54
There's a lot of the words.
02:49:55
Like magic is a circular economy where everything is reused.
02:50:01
If you're running out a laundry detergent,
02:50:02
you could take your jug back to the store and fill it up instead of buying.
02:50:06
I know, I see, I have.
02:50:07
Where is it?
02:50:08
Yeah, I saw something about the laundry detergent bottles.
02:50:10
Like they don't recycle them. This is my water bottle issue.
02:50:13
I use it, yeah.
02:50:15
This will help solve a lot.
02:50:16
One water bottle. Here's my drink, guys.
02:50:20
Congratulations. You barely. You.
02:50:22
You eliminated 0.0000000000000000 1% of the plastic pollution.
02:50:30
Do not congratulate me. I don't give a fuck about you.
02:50:32
Not you personally. But anyway, you just did. You just brag.
02:50:34
You just did a humble brag. That was a humble brag.
02:50:36
It's a coincidence. Like, look at me. We said.
02:50:38
We said there's no coincidences, right?
02:50:41
That's a great because I use this.
02:50:43
There's Brady over the top.
02:50:44
I can't stand the taste of plastic water bottles.
02:50:48
And if you look at the pH balance of a water bottle being over the top,
02:50:51
that plastic leaches into the water.
02:50:53
And if it sits for more than a couple minutes, it's not good.
02:50:55
Doesn't taste good. There's Brady over the top.
02:50:57
Actually, it's bad for you.
02:50:58
It's bad for Brady. Over the top.
02:51:01
If it sits there for a couple of days or weeks,
02:51:03
it could possibly kill you because the pH balance is so high.
02:51:05
It's like drinking acid.
02:51:06
So he's nonstop right?
02:51:08
He's nonstop relenting.
02:51:09
So that's what we hit him with this when comes the blitz.
02:51:11
And here's Brady
02:51:14
Tom Brady Raiders broadcasting debut last night.
02:51:17
And it wasn't bad.
02:51:19
It wasn't good.
02:51:20
No it wasn't going in the Brady Bunch.
02:51:25
My point was is I don't use plastic.
02:51:28
One thing you can do is buy a Yeti bottle.
02:51:30
Oh you know what? I filled it this morning and it's like, oh, has to be Yeti.
02:51:33
What are you, some kind of.
02:51:34
No, it doesn't match Yeti, but kind of like some kind of corporate show.
02:51:38
Yeti has a plastic inside,
02:51:41
which I don't want.
02:51:42
Plastic. Counterintuitive. This is made out of plastic.
02:51:44
This is made out of plastic.
02:51:46
So I don't give a fuck about the plastic.
02:51:48
I don't want to keep reusing my shirts.
02:51:51
Yeah, I guess my lids plastic on my piranhas,
02:51:53
but they want stainless steel using the same one.
02:51:55
One is actually ceramic coated every two.
02:51:58
I know people that one cases of water and that's all they drink is bottled
02:52:01
water all the time. That's crazy. Yeah. You're crazy.
02:52:05
Crazy.
02:52:06
I do a little bit of both of them traveling.
02:52:08
I'll buy bottled water, but if I'm at home, I do have a water filter,
02:52:12
but I've never.
02:52:13
I've never taken a bottle to, like, a bulk
02:52:16
bulk soap place and filled up that I've never.
02:52:19
Really. Yeah, this is weird.
02:52:20
They actually have that, like the water dispensers you can fill up.
02:52:23
You're asking if there is something to be said by reusing a classic container
02:52:27
that is going out because catastrophic the particular up.
02:52:30
Which is why you want stainless or because.
02:52:32
Yeah, yeah. If you were using plastic. Sure.
02:52:34
Because of climate change means it's really bad for you.
02:52:37
Recycle those bottles. Climate savior.
02:52:39
Over time.
02:52:40
Not initially,
02:52:41
but if you're using the same link they added 400 water bottle trucks.
02:52:46
But here that that was important.
02:52:47
Almost like the school busses.
02:52:49
So the recycling I'll let him say it
02:52:52
is no climate savior.
02:52:55
When the Los Angeles mandated recycling,
02:52:57
they added 400 polluting garbage trucks.
02:53:00
That's still the man we pick through our trash switch
02:53:04
from plastic to paper bags that rip.
02:53:09
If you hold them, what do they do?
02:53:10
You just got to mass.
02:53:12
We just got to do a Futurama.
02:53:13
Why do you want put that on a spaceship and send that shit to the song?
02:53:16
Hold on.
02:53:17
We can't use this.
02:53:18
This plastic bag is defective.
02:53:19
Look, it rips me my money.
02:53:22
We spend all this shit, we're just going to.
02:53:24
We should just pile it up, put it on a spaceship and ship it.
02:53:26
Send it to the sun.
02:53:27
You know what I said?
02:53:29
As far as as far,
02:53:31
if the whole globe was a football field, we're not even in the one inch line
02:53:35
as far as what we have used for landfills.
02:53:38
Right.
02:53:39
And eventually we know the Earth will cover the whole.
02:53:42
Well, I mean, you don't want like, you don't even want like any percentage,
02:53:45
much like a large 1% is still a lot like it's still.
02:53:49
No it isn't.
02:53:51
No is.
02:53:52
And have you ever been on a football field.
02:53:54
How long we to landfilling.
02:53:56
How long have you been creating landfills?
02:53:58
200 years. Our guests are forever, right.
02:54:00
That's a lot.
02:54:01
Forever.
02:54:01
21% 1%.
02:54:05
200 years. We were cavemen.
02:54:06
We either burned or buried our our leftovers, I don't know, yeah.
02:54:09
What do we do?
02:54:10
And then they would just decompose and rot.
02:54:12
They would become the part of the dirt. There was no plastics.
02:54:15
There was no fancy toys.
02:54:16
And like, if you look at the advent of plastics,
02:54:19
I guess metals, but metals will break down.
02:54:22
They reused cleanly.
02:54:23
They possibly can pick the bone, you know,
02:54:25
pick it to the bone, clean, reuse the bones for tools.
02:54:27
You know, metals break down cleanly. Plastics.
02:54:29
Plastics do not.
02:54:30
Papers break down cleanly. Plastics do not.
02:54:32
It was the advent of plastics make life more difficult for travelers.
02:54:36
Some of these rules are.
02:54:37
But why don't we go more towards like the cellulose plastics?
02:54:40
I thought that's away way.
02:54:41
I think for green the plant based I print cellulose plastics all the time.
02:54:45
I it's a great question I think because it's brittle.
02:54:48
These shitty I used to love.
02:54:49
They had the cellulose papers that you could get
02:54:51
and you roll your weed in the cellulose paper.
02:54:53
They wouldn't taste like anything.
02:54:54
They'd burn fucking nice and slow and you could see through them
02:54:57
as you smoke in it.
02:54:58
I have those right here.
02:54:59
I love those they think cellulose paper. Yeah.
02:55:02
You still think you can still get them?
02:55:04
I don't know, I've had them forever.
02:55:06
I don't really smoke too many, but you just buy a bottle.
02:55:08
You buy a bulk supply ten years ago or whatever.
02:55:10
I bought a pack.
02:55:12
When I've had a pack of these white zigzags in a pack of the cellulose papers,
02:55:16
which are usually sitting right here, but I don't.
02:55:18
Yeah, I just got, I guess, I guess I got to look online,
02:55:20
I don't know, I that's I missed I miss Gibraltar Trade Center.
02:55:24
This a great place to go.
02:55:25
Second time in like two weeks.
02:55:26
I've heard that somebody I'm in a football trade center.
02:55:31
There's one in there's one in Novi that's very similar.
02:55:34
No it's not, it's not
02:55:37
one. Do you.
02:55:38
Well you wouldn't want to even talking about
02:55:40
they even shut down the, the, the there was one in, Taylor
02:55:44
and then they shut down the Gibraltar.
02:55:45
And Taylor was also open.
02:55:47
Yeah. No, it's just like a flea market.
02:55:49
No, they get a charge out of telling people what brokers,
02:55:55
they go back to the garbage.
02:55:56
Okay. Yeah.
02:55:57
All he said is some people have a get a kick out of telling people what to do.
02:56:00
All he said is I'm about to die soon is what he called the cult of the recyclers.
02:56:05
Like to tell people what to do.
02:56:07
The cult of the recyclers
02:56:11
being an alien.
02:56:12
Dino, Dino.
02:56:15
Shout out to the kid.
02:56:15
The kid would know that theme song.
02:56:20
Why? Because I'm sure.
02:56:22
No, because he's. He.
02:56:24
We don't need to talk about it.
02:56:31
We we do, we do
02:56:33
know his laughter. They may have it.
02:56:35
They may have. Listen real close, he says.
02:56:36
Subtle reference.
02:56:37
Well, let me tell you something, brother.
02:56:40
They are gone.
02:56:41
The giant, the mighty Kabbalah.
02:56:44
We did it.
02:56:46
We did it!
02:56:46
So, Mary, can I call them?
02:56:50
Right. So tomorrow, 9 p.m.
02:56:54
eastern in the on the debate
02:56:56
rebate or the rebate debate nights.
02:57:00
The rebate. Tomorrow's the debate.
02:57:02
That's what I was trying to say.
02:57:04
Nice for.
02:57:07
As the wall still go up
02:57:09
I'm feeling strong right now.
02:57:12
But I mean.
02:57:20
I didn't I only until.
02:57:24
The outcome was like.
02:57:28
Okay, that is.
02:57:33
Why? You know, we get.
02:57:36
Yeah.
02:57:37
I don't like to take the bait now.
02:57:40
I mean, I'm not gonna not
02:57:43
dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot
02:57:48
get me.
02:57:49
I mean, when you do that.
02:57:58
Like that.
02:58:01
I, I'm
02:58:03
but the alcohol and everything.
02:58:07
Tomorrow.
02:58:11
Tuesday, April.
02:58:13
The big round one.
02:58:15
Yeah.
02:58:21
This the Brady Show Brady and all.
02:58:24
Gary ends up been so below because he's so blows Brady.
02:58:30
And for sure I do think it's our way.
02:58:34
We're gonna make it make our dreams come true Brady and talk
02:58:38
show it spray the end here.
02:58:40
It's their show now Brady draw
02:58:45
are you doing draw.
02:58:49
You're right.
02:58:49
Draw 100% right.
02:58:52
You and Brady both are just trying to bring him the juice man.
02:58:57
What you doing?
02:59:00
Are you eating
02:59:01
I did two Brady.
02:59:09
I went through everything
02:59:11
except for the political stuff which
02:59:14
here's a preview.
02:59:18
Yeah, I didn't have much.
02:59:19
Oh, for.
02:59:22
Where is it?
02:59:23
Are you eating?
02:59:24
Got ready. All right.
02:59:26
Yeah. No. Brady dojo.
02:59:28
Oh, shit.
02:59:28
Mom, turn my smartphone.
02:59:32
Woke cheddar popcorn
02:59:34
and better made barbecue.
02:59:38
Oh. TensorFlow container.
02:59:40
So, you know, they make the bag up.
02:59:43
Did you know they make the bags crinkly on purpose so that your brain triggers
02:59:46
when you hear this, you're like, oh, you're
02:59:47
you actually you'll actually dog the dog triggers not my brain of the dogs.
02:59:51
You'll sell the Tate, sell the plate.
02:59:53
Salva take saliva.
02:59:54
Tate understood that, right?
02:59:56
You'll create saliva.
02:59:59
Sound of the
03:00:02
validate.
03:00:05
I don't think you said that right.
03:00:07
It's very similar.
03:00:14
Yes, ma'am.
03:00:15
On the podcast.
03:00:18
Yeah. Someone.
03:00:20
There's evidence of seepage from Roman era landfill
03:00:23
to this very day. Go.
03:00:27
See? Yeah.
03:00:28
The Jay word.
03:00:28
People get horny when they hear that.
03:00:32
Okay, so this is exotic fecal material.
03:00:35
I'm assuming preview of tomorrow.
03:00:38
What are two clips that give off the same energy?
03:00:41
So I know how to make a mean pie. Greetings.
03:00:43
In fact, people used to ask me to make sure that is impressive.
03:00:47
One year I had so many that I had to watch them.
03:00:50
We ended up watching them in the bathtub.
03:00:53
So I am not playing around.
03:00:54
You're bad for the world broke down.
03:00:56
I was the salsa in San Antonio.
03:00:59
I bet I could call up some of them. Green.
03:01:01
Yeah, dude, some crawfish out the patty. Yo.
03:01:05
Some hamburger, some crab apple.
03:01:07
Who does that now? Yeah. Hey. Yeah. Ha!
03:01:18
Don't you?
03:01:18
Your boy? Kind of a panda. Panda bear.
03:01:22
Yeah. Your boy Charlie.
03:01:23
Enough brought that up on his podcast.
03:01:25
And Karen Dumas brought up that cut, that exact clip.
03:01:28
That's probably brought up that clip, but they're there every day
03:01:31
since every day they,
03:01:36
What?
03:01:37
Yeah. Jeez. So you.
03:01:40
Oh, no,
03:01:44
there's a there's kind of a conservative verse
03:01:47
that anytime he says anything, it'll it'll resonate out.
03:01:51
Like, Alex Jones can put a big rock in.
03:01:54
What's his name? Alex Jones.
03:01:56
Charlie Leduff can throw a rock in there and make a big boom.
03:02:00
Tucker Carlson can throw a big rock
03:02:02
and make a big caboose.
03:02:06
And everybody is where my point was, is anytime anybody says a topic
03:02:09
like that, it seems like each one of them will resonate the same message.
03:02:12
So if any one of them says anything of anything,
03:02:14
I'll everyone else hears it because they just repeat.
03:02:19
No, no, cuz, criticizing Whitmer.
03:02:25
When I play that slot can clip
03:02:27
when I play that Whitmer slot, then they criticize
03:02:30
about just lying about, random shit that doesn't
03:02:33
really matter.
03:02:37
For this, just the reason to have this optic.
03:02:40
Oh, you're like, the more sympathetic, the more sympathetic candidate.
03:02:43
I don't know.
03:02:49
A good politician can just live better.
03:02:50
That means that it's dangerous for their constituents
03:02:54
and the voters.
03:02:57
And, a good,
03:02:59
honest one like Trump comes out and it freaks everyone out.
03:03:02
And no, Trump's not honest about everything.
03:03:04
He's probably not honest about most things,
03:03:07
but he is honest about how the system is broken and how he's an outsider.
03:03:11
And he wants to basically throw.
03:03:14
He's honest about wanting to help people in the sense of like fixing
03:03:17
the broken government that it is no longer it's a it's a,
03:03:23
it's a machine
03:03:24
that is operating not for the people anymore.
03:03:28
And he's not gonna be able to fix everything, but he'd like to try to
03:03:31
at least make things like run more efficiently.
03:03:36
He's got kids.
03:03:37
He's got grandkids like.
03:03:42
But here's my analogy of Trump.
03:03:45
Trump trying to help.
03:03:51
You watch the,
03:03:52
the parents or only just the Brady Talk Show.
03:03:55
The establishment's going to be like,
03:03:58
what just happened?
03:03:58
Wow. That was like, that was a weird 12 years.
03:04:00
But we're back on track now.
03:04:02
2035 will have everything pretty much one world government.
03:04:05
2050 will be all uploaded into the singularity.
03:04:07
Then fledge seems to ignore and Trump has passed.
03:04:11
Trump has passed.
03:04:12
Kamala in the polling
03:04:16
polling though polling come on may.
03:04:23
Yeah same the same polling
03:04:26
I think I'm them all that said Hillary Clinton was Hillary last item.
03:04:30
The last poll I took, I was asking, oh, oh.
03:04:35
That's a drop.
03:04:36
The last poll I took
03:04:39
was Eskimo.
03:04:40
Don't forget the last part.
03:04:42
How big was a it wasn't an Eskimo poll, though.
03:04:47
I don't know what these comments mean.
03:04:49
Oh yeah?
03:04:51
Why is that hilarious?
03:04:52
Kablooey the right guys.
03:04:54
I missed the I missed the yeah, right on time.
03:04:57
Perfect,
03:05:00
Well, since we don't have anything on the radiant
03:05:02
or so since we just went through it, we're just eating.
03:05:04
We're gonna do one spin and then get out of here and we'll see.
03:05:06
Yeah, pretty much, because we got shit to do tomorrow.
03:05:10
And I'm about to choke on these motherfuckers.
03:05:13
That's a drop.
03:05:16
Oh, wait a minute.
03:05:16
We won't have a drop because you.
03:05:19
I think one's about to come out my nose hysterical.
03:05:22
I'll read about hysteria.
03:05:25
So most people think hysterical is funny, but hysteria is awful.
03:05:28
When people are scared and running
03:05:29
for their lives and screaming, oh, like in the negative sense.
03:05:34
Like being.
03:05:35
Yeah, yeah, I don't. I want to be like, you're hysterical.
03:05:36
I don't think it's the emotional thing.
03:05:38
Just like somebody that can't even breathe and they're losing their mind.
03:05:41
Like, we're going to be tomorrow when we watch the debate at 9 p.m.
03:05:44
eastern, is that spelled the same way?
03:05:47
I don't know, is hysterectomy spelled the same way?
03:05:50
It's hysterical meaning like, oh my God, so funny.
03:05:52
And also like so like belligerently like, is that the same definition,
03:05:57
the different word like
03:06:00
hairless.
03:06:01
But your system here sucks.
03:06:06
Oh is hysterical
03:06:09
funny the same as hysterical
03:06:11
scared spelling.
03:06:14
The same as I want to see how many people drop off after that burp,
03:06:17
because that was a disgusting birth.
03:06:18
I'm sorry.
03:06:22
Well, we lost four people because of that burp.
03:06:24
No, I'm just kidding.
03:06:26
Pull it up. Son of a bitch.
03:06:27
Well, you my smartphone.
03:06:28
This is delicious.
03:06:29
Smart food. Can you hear me talking or. Yeah.
03:06:32
Can you hear who
03:06:35
you don't hear? Talking?
03:06:37
What happened all the.
03:06:41
Who talking? RFK.
03:06:47
I don't hear that.
03:06:48
Anyway, that's not.
03:06:49
I got to figure out why that's not working.
03:06:51
I hear some weird sloshing noise. But.
03:07:03
Yeah, it's spelled the same.
03:07:05
By the way.
03:07:08
Thanks.
03:07:11
Thanks for that.
03:07:34
Mr. Brady and Roger Brady and Dr.
03:07:38
Gary, as above and so below the copy.
03:07:42
So close, lady.
03:07:43
And for sure, we're doing it our way.
03:07:47
We're gonna make it.
03:07:48
Make our dreams come true. Brady.
03:07:51
And your show, it's Brady and draw.
03:07:54
It's their show now, Brady. Draw.
03:07:57
I think I'm gonna take a bath. Okay?
03:07:59
Okay, babe.
03:08:01
Go for it.
03:08:26
Not this time.
03:08:29
Right.
03:08:30
Come on.
03:08:31
Come on.
03:08:33
The camp.
03:08:34
But she.
03:08:40
Oh, yeah.
03:08:41
You like it nasty, don't you?
03:08:43
Oh, I do, I do.
03:08:44
I'm sorry. Guilty as charged.
03:08:47
Not so big.
03:08:48
Hurts, I know, I can't help it.
03:08:51
Oh, yeah.
03:08:52
Give it to me, daddy. Give it to me, daddy!
03:08:55
Give it to me!
03:08:55
Daddy!
03:08:58
Heaven.
03:08:59
What the fuck?
03:09:00
You're opening doors now.
03:09:02
How do I so monster a what?
03:09:04
Stick your finger in my asshole, Oh, fuck.
03:09:08
Fuck! Fuck. Yeah.
03:09:10
I want you to come all over my.
03:09:13
Oh, come.
03:09:18
Heaven.
03:09:18
Don't touch that.
03:09:20
Don't.
03:09:23
Daddy!
03:09:23
Booboo!
03:09:25
What the.
03:09:27
Oh my God.
03:09:28
Okay.
03:09:29
Don't move. Stay here.
03:09:30
Daddy needs a bandage. Oh!
03:09:35
Oh, the shelf.
03:09:43
Mommy, daddy!
03:09:43
Okay, I'm.
03:09:50
Definitely in my asshole.
03:09:51
Oh. In this one time at VanCamp, I stuck my pussy
03:09:55
strong.
03:10:02
Man, shoving my ass.
03:10:18
Back to my.
03:10:22
Love.
03:10:29
Well, let me tell you something,
03:10:30
brother. No.
03:10:37
I. Amen.
03:10:51
My man.
03:10:56
My man.
03:10:58
Right.
03:11:00
My wife was on my right.
03:11:04
Where the fuck my wife I was.
03:11:06
I was just like.
03:11:08
Right, right, right right right
03:11:11
right right right right right. Saw.
03:11:15
Right right right right right right right
03:11:19
oh right right right right right
03:11:24
right right right right
03:11:26
right right right right right now. Yes.
03:11:31
All right.
03:11:32
Right right right right right right right right right.
03:11:37
Last time we got I was on the floor.
03:11:42
All right, well, the heart rate is on
03:11:45
the top of my left at the time.
03:11:48
Right right right right right right right right right
03:11:54
right up right right
03:11:56
right right right right right outside.
03:12:02
Man. Like on the right side.
03:12:05
Driver spot lights on the car.
03:12:07
Right outside.
03:12:09
Like a silence.
03:12:10
Oh my God, thank God.
03:12:13
Right right right right right right right right right
03:12:19
right right right right
03:12:22
right right right right right now.
03:12:25
Right so.
03:12:27
Right right right right right right
03:12:30
right right right right outside.
03:12:39
Right brain rewind.
03:12:41
Illuminate.
03:12:41
Right down the right. Reciprocate.
03:12:44
Wait. Sorry. Driveway. I have a die. Right.
03:12:47
There's a.
03:12:48
I'm waiting for my shotgun,
03:12:51
and I'm gone. And.
03:12:58
Right, right
03:13:00
right right right right right right right right right right right.
03:13:04
Now it's all black like right, right, right right right,
03:13:08
right outside.
03:13:32
Exactly.
03:13:39
Black.
03:13:45
Stupid.
03:13:46
Black.
03:13:47
The boy out of black. Like
03:13:51
you're not understanding that.
03:13:52
I really want.
03:14:09
They are gone.
03:14:10
And giant, the mighty Kamala.