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Fladge Rants Live #69 _____ | The Numerical Version of As Above So Below!!!

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00:00:01 The intro is two minutes, it's a tiny bit longer
00:00:03 and I want to give it some time before you start.
00:00:05 Oh my lord.
00:00:17 This is.
00:01:47 Six. It's.
00:02:05 The time is now.
00:02:06 1005. Now. Do you.
00:02:08 Can you tell the difference between what you're doing, being out of the kindness
00:02:12 of your heart, or doing the same thing to get something in return?
00:02:18 Hi, I'm Gary, and welcome to Fladge Rants Live.
00:02:21 This show is about reciprocity,
00:02:25 a harmonious collaboration
00:02:27 that also my producer can't pronounce.
00:02:32 Now we've waited
00:02:33 68 long episodes for this and we're finally here.
00:02:37 I don't know about you guys, but I am such a giant child.
00:02:40 Whenever I hear the number 69 in
00:02:44 any context, I have to laugh.
00:02:47 It's funny to me,
00:02:49 but it is the perfect exchange.
00:02:52 An equal,
00:02:56 compromise.
00:02:57 A perfect deal.
00:03:00 I see a lot of deals going down in movies like,
00:03:04 trading hostages for a bag of cash.
00:03:07 You know, you you pass the bag of cash over and we'll release the hostages.
00:03:11 But once you have the cash, you're not going to release sausages.
00:03:13 You know what? You're.
00:03:15 But this is reciprocal.
00:03:18 Now, now, remember, in math, I love.
00:03:21 I love bringing up math.
00:03:23 Remember how we used to take the reciprocal?
00:03:26 See, I used to, I helped a mutual friend of ours.
00:03:30 We'll call him easy.
00:03:33 The passes good.
00:03:34 And he was good at math.
00:03:36 He could do algebra and stuff, but he really struggled with fractions.
00:03:42 And so I did teach him how to how and when and why to take a reciprocal.
00:03:46 And then it's just you flip the, the numerator and the denominator.
00:03:50 Well, to me it just makes sense.
00:03:54 You know, you, you do a math problem, like, like a simple word problem.
00:03:58 It takes a man ten hours to do a task.
00:04:00 It takes this, this particular woman 12 hours to do that same task.
00:04:04 How long would it take the pair of them to do said task?
00:04:09 So if you just add it together, you end up with 22 hours.
00:04:13 But that doesn't make sense.
00:04:14 That's double the time.
00:04:15 You wouldn't have double the time. If
00:04:19 you have two people working on the same task, it would.
00:04:22 It would cut it in half
00:04:24 or thereabout.
00:04:26 Well that's where taking the reciprocal comes in.
00:04:29 Yeah.
00:04:30 You add up what what they do is two tasks in 42 hours.
00:04:35 And then you have to you have to, you have, you have to flip it
00:04:40 and you end up with five and a half, basically 5.4
00:04:43 or 5 or 5 repeating.
00:04:47 So that's the math segment.
00:04:48 We also try to get back to the Greeks with every
00:04:53 flag cast.
00:04:54 I'm not going to go back that far.
00:04:55 I'm not to go back to Alexander the Great. Great.
00:04:58 We're going Roman and Caligula.
00:05:02 So here we go.
00:05:03 Interesting life of Caligula. He was a very young emperor
00:05:06 and only lasted four years because of the debauchery.
00:05:10 He turned the palace into a house of ill repute.
00:05:14 He had weeks long orgies.
00:05:18 The most interesting thing he did
00:05:20 was he named his horse to Senate.
00:05:23 He made his his horse a senator.
00:05:27 The stable had ivory
00:05:29 and marble and silk sheets.
00:05:32 I mean, this horse was looked after, and
00:05:35 I think it was out of sarcasm.
00:05:38 He was, He was a prick.
00:05:39 He was a giant prick.
00:05:41 And that's why he was assassinated after four years of, just,
00:05:46 god awful rule.
00:05:48 He actually turned things around.
00:05:49 He went to the German front, shored up that.
00:05:52 So he established himself as a military leader.
00:05:55 Now, he was the grandson of Augustus Caesar.
00:06:01 And, and as the, you know, grandchild of,
00:06:06 Roman emperor who deified himself,
00:06:11 he got little booties made from
00:06:13 one of the soldiers that that protected him.
00:06:16 And I believe that's what Caligula means.
00:06:22 Little boots that Huck would spit on that thing.
00:06:27 It's a lip smacking good time, Okay, so,
00:06:31 you can fact check me on this.
00:06:34 Caligula might not be in little boots, but I think it's a fascinating
00:06:38 story nonetheless.
00:06:40 But he got a a reputation
00:06:43 for perverse behavior.
00:06:47 And, since we're talking about an explicit sexual act,
00:06:51 you know, this is, Now, I started with,
00:06:56 with the harmonious collaboration.
00:06:59 But this isn't all puppy dogs and bubble gum here.
00:07:02 We take on taboo subjects, and we take them on head on.
00:07:07 So, let's let's get into the weeds, and,
00:07:13 I'm saying, see,
00:07:17 I didn't that was not intentional.
00:07:21 Most deals aren't.
00:07:24 There aren't even, like,
00:07:28 Yeah, I guess you get
00:07:31 what?
00:07:33 Whatever you can get for whatever
00:07:35 you're offering is what it's worth, because you can get it. So.
00:07:38 So maybe.
00:07:39 So maybe that's true. I've
00:07:42 I've preached about the
00:07:45 unfairness of the monetary system, and that's that's neither here nor there.
00:07:50 We can't go back to bartering, although that was fairer.
00:07:55 But, it's the best system we've got at this time.
00:08:00 I don't have a replacement for it, so I can't really if you don't have
00:08:04 a suggestion for a replacement, don't knock the existing system.
00:08:09 So I'm in no position to do that.
00:08:12 But I heard a commercial today for,
00:08:15 oh, I don't know, Amazon or something.
00:08:18 And they said, authenticated merchandise.
00:08:20 What's the difference between authenticated and authentic?
00:08:23 Now there's a lemon law in Michigan.
00:08:27 If you buy a lousy car, you should be able to take it back.
00:08:32 Buyer's remorse is real common.
00:08:36 And, people get the shaft an awful lot.
00:08:40 So, buyer beware.
00:08:43 But in the 69 situation.
00:08:49 Payment and repayment take place simultaneously.
00:08:53 It's like.
00:08:54 It's like handing over the hostages and the the cash simultaneously
00:08:59 stripped through.
00:09:00 I thought in the 69 situation, you still get the shaft.
00:09:05 Thank you, Dr.
00:09:06 Adeboye.
00:09:08 Yeah, I've got tons more, but roll the clip.
00:09:12 Brady.
00:09:17 Or don't I have no.
00:09:21 I have no problem.
00:09:23 But man is never ready.
00:09:28 To come home to the end of your luck.
00:09:33 And you should know about my stride and the lucky man.
00:09:35 So are you really, really little? Or is the camera really, really high up?
00:09:38 Or the chickens really, really want to talk to you.
00:09:42 You're back before it fades to black.
00:09:44 They might look high where a cross is.
00:09:46 Algebra one non-sugar that's
00:09:50 why you're not wearing straw.
00:09:52 Oh, I meant to
00:09:54 go chicken.
00:09:55 Go, oh, go!
00:09:57 That's super creepy.
00:09:59 I'll go now. Fly.
00:10:02 Oh, Freeman. Creepy guy.
00:10:04 Yeah, I knew button.
00:10:05 I love food, I love food with the power of nature.
00:10:11 You're never alone.
00:10:12 And you can't let people run amok
00:10:16 every day.
00:10:17 Anything else you want to share?
00:10:18 You're about to be massively fucked.
00:10:20 I I'm claiming new pronouns.
00:10:23 Want you back before fades to black.
00:10:26 They might.
00:10:26 When my wife told me that women drink for no it.
00:10:29 My daughter and wife told me the women drink for free on Thursday.
00:10:32 I said, can I drink for free if I identify as a woman?
00:10:36 Don't.
00:10:36 You can go, God, how dare they're not even willing to do that for a free drink.
00:10:41 Now, I didn't say I would, will, I didn't say I would do it.
00:10:44 I just asked, are they is there going to be a problem because I have a problem?
00:10:48 If they have a problem, perhaps. Sure.
00:10:51 I'm I'm sure you do this chicken today.
00:10:55 Are there any kids involved?
00:10:57 Produce eggs for your dinner? You know what?
00:11:02 They do offer a
00:11:03 senior citizen discount at my local grocery store on Wednesdays.
00:11:08 Used to do my shopping there on Wednesdays specifically.
00:11:11 So you can get, you know, whatever it is.
00:11:13 Three bucks off.
00:11:15 And I felt so dirty, I don't even ask for anymore.
00:11:20 I don't qualify for another five years.
00:11:25 So I stop even suggesting I never said I'm a senior.
00:11:31 I said, is it today's senior discount Day?
00:11:34 And it kind of suggests that I deserve some sort of discount.
00:11:39 And I just go filthy.
00:11:41 Take it, I know. Shut the fuck. Right. Okay.
00:11:44 My wife and I got senior discount at Ponderosa at first. Why?
00:11:48 What is it, a dollar? No, I we didn't ask for it.
00:11:50 We just. My daughter.
00:11:51 Oh, my son grabbed the receipt and made total fun of us, you know, when he saw it.
00:11:56 But I was like, dude, we saved five bucks and got a free drink on each meal.
00:11:59 I'm all for that.
00:12:00 That's like, that's 15 bucks.
00:12:03 I'll buy a woman or an old man to be to save 15 bucks.
00:12:06 That just the fact that I would do that makes me an old man.
00:12:10 Are those shoes called cracker doodle dos?
00:12:13 Oh. I hate it.
00:12:18 Do you roll the clip too early?
00:12:20 So you had to pay, because that's what I know.
00:12:23 Well, I'm not even nearly done with my,
00:12:28 unfairness of exchanges.
00:12:32 But I kind of wanted to get into,
00:12:35 gender inequality because it's.
00:12:39 It is ridiculous.
00:12:41 But, I'm going to come across
00:12:44 as a little crass, but
00:12:47 women and men are not the same.
00:12:49 I have looked at the statistics, for example, by the way.
00:12:54 By the way,
00:12:56 the, high school boys track and field
00:13:01 records are better or,
00:13:05 comparable to the women's Olympic records.
00:13:10 Those are not the same.
00:13:12 We're not talking about the same
00:13:15 kind of person here.
00:13:17 We're talking one is vastly superior
00:13:21 in terms of athletic prowess.
00:13:24 So that is not the same.
00:13:27 Now I get into it a little more in the in one of the kid clips.
00:13:32 So I do want to roll the clip, the kid clips, but we'll get to those,
00:13:37 because I, I'm a big fan of vagina,
00:13:42 but not so much the, the male counterpart,
00:13:48 not a big fan.
00:13:49 So there's a male.
00:13:50 So I,
00:13:52 counterpart.
00:13:53 You don't know what a counterpart is.
00:13:56 You mean like a screw in a threaded hole, right?
00:13:59 Like, the male and female part of, like, a plug, you know?
00:14:04 No, no, no, no, you're not allowed to say that anymore. Functionality.
00:14:07 It doesn't matter. You can use two plugs and you can use to.
00:14:10 Yeah, but the male end can't get pregnant.
00:14:13 You can use two counterparts, if you will.
00:14:17 You can't use two counterparts, right.
00:14:20 That's that's a paradox
00:14:22 two counterpart. That's a paradox.
00:14:24 The counterpart.
00:14:25 Brady's counterpart, paradox.
00:14:28 You need a part to be a counterpart to.
00:14:32 So you were mentioning you're mentioning men versus women and I.
00:14:36 Yeah. Re bring this up.
00:14:38 Yeah.
00:14:39 The the FC Dallas under the 15 boys.
00:14:42 That means they were 14 years of age or younger.
00:14:44 Yeah.
00:14:45 Women national team. Yes.
00:14:48 So anyway yes
00:14:51 by the way yeah.
00:14:52 Those 14 year olds can dunk.
00:14:54 The women can't do the fox typing.
00:14:57 That's worse.
00:14:58 That's true. Yeah. We draw.
00:15:01 No it's not. You know what.
00:15:02 It's not even typing.
00:15:03 It's fucking mouse clipping mouse clicking some cheap ass fucking mouse
00:15:08 is it.
00:15:09 Yeah. It's a it's an eye mouse.
00:15:11 For an extra four bucks you can get a mouse that doesn't make a click noise.
00:15:18 They even they even put right on the mouse.
00:15:20 It'll say Silent Mouse.
00:15:23 Yeah, I've got a mouse over here that makes clicking noise.
00:15:26 When you're looking at it.
00:15:26 You pay extra to make it.
00:15:27 Not having your significant other will appreciate.
00:15:31 Right?
00:15:31 It's had its value.
00:15:33 The it's my new apple mouse.
00:15:36 Because I broke my loan.
00:15:37 I thought you would call in for a partner right away.
00:15:41 Oh, yeah.
00:15:42 This is a collaborative effort,
00:15:46 but somebody always gets the shaft.
00:15:49 Yeah, see, that's what's unfair about it,
00:15:52 because, Yeah.
00:15:54 I hate to break it to you, though.
00:15:55 The two females can definitely 69.
00:15:59 I know, I know, either one.
00:16:01 I, I mentioned that in one of the kid videos.
00:16:05 You want to you want to just cut to the kid.
00:16:08 What? That's it.
00:16:09 That's our that's our our money shot live on a
00:16:12 below it 18 minutes in it is it is my favorite segment
00:16:17 and I think it's drawing original drawing involved.
00:16:20 Right. That's what I'm saying.
00:16:21 I'll tell you what.
00:16:23 One of them, we blew it.
00:16:25 Did I do
00:16:28 I don't blame the half of the 79 first.
00:16:31 Yeah. Fuck yeah. You kidding me?
00:16:34 I was just talking about the money shot, and you just said you win one of them.
00:16:36 You okay? Well, we don't rehearse.
00:16:39 We don't script the thing.
00:16:40 We just kind of go on the fly and we say, what
00:16:45 we must. It.
00:16:48 Can I say that you can't talk about muffs it it it
00:16:52 I don't I don't know if it'll come across as amusing or entertaining.
00:16:58 I don't think you get I, I haven't been able to see it.
00:17:01 I don't know how you're hiding it on the tube, but I.
00:17:04 I don't know either. I have no idea. Either you just.
00:17:06 You just suddenly upload videos private, and I like,
00:17:09 I like it, the second one today cut out.
00:17:13 You and I can't even see you.
00:17:15 I'm recording myself, and I can't see him on my phone.
00:17:18 Well,
00:17:20 the second one cut out, so I know we got a free.
00:17:23 I can't see you right now.
00:17:24 I can't see right now.
00:17:26 I'll tell you.
00:17:26 You got three minutes and two seconds on the newest one.
00:17:30 And three minutes 30s on the old one.
00:17:32 So it looks good that those those sound good. Yeah.
00:17:34 Yeah, we're we're averaging about three minutes our long one
00:17:38 with about 5 or 6, but I really like subscribe to join us on locals.
00:17:43 You can actually get kid videos live as they happen.
00:17:48 Oh. I also have, a survey question
00:17:53 that I want answered in the comments or
00:17:56 call or text 5863 rates three.
00:17:59 And that is if a dude can blow himself, you can give yourself a,
00:18:05 oral.
00:18:07 Is it?
00:18:07 Get.
00:18:09 No, it is game.
00:18:10 So I considered is that considered a 69.
00:18:12 So no no no no no that's just a bent over six.
00:18:17 It's just like a six. Yeah.
00:18:18 Right. Yeah.
00:18:19 No the nine over nine.
00:18:21 Well, at the time of your standing, it.
00:18:24 And did you notice that the cancer symbol is a 69.
00:18:28 Are you laying down with your legs over your head.
00:18:30 Nine hahahahaha.
00:18:33 Where are you standing bent over trying to suck it?
00:18:35 I am not I am not neither a well endowed enough to reach
00:18:39 or be flexible enough to reach and I think you need both.
00:18:43 I think I was when I was younger, unless I just dreamed it.
00:18:46 Is the monologue over?
00:18:49 Sure.
00:18:49 No, no. Yeah.
00:18:53 Okay.
00:18:54 It's over.
00:18:55 Yeah, yeah. Women of men aren't the same.
00:18:57 Oh, okay. It's not equal.
00:18:59 It seems equal. But it's not.
00:19:02 No deal is fair.
00:19:03 If somebody could do it, wouldn't
00:19:04 like everybody do it and like, be kind of proud of it,
00:19:08 I think. Could you.
00:19:09 Oh yeah.
00:19:09 Yeah I would posted on Facebook as soon as I could do it.
00:19:12 When the porn industry maybe even seek that weird shit out,
00:19:17 I is it sure it exists?
00:19:19 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:19:21 So I've always said that I'm sure it exists.
00:19:24 So you've I mean, don't load.
00:19:26 Can I rephrase the question?
00:19:28 Is watching another man suck his dick gay?
00:19:30 Yes, yes. Oh, absolutely.
00:19:32 You got to Google it. What's allowed on Rumble? Wait.
00:19:34 You need to see more criteria.
00:19:36 If it's a woman, it's not.
00:19:38 But yes, a man watching another man do almost anything.
00:19:41 If you're even watching him, you know, build a house and you're not helping.
00:19:43 It's kind of gay.
00:19:45 Yeah, yeah.
00:19:46 Okay, I, I determine that pro wrestling fans are gay and there's nothing.
00:19:50 Be clear to me.
00:19:51 There's nothing wrong with being gay,
00:19:52 but there is something wrong with being gay and not admitting it.
00:19:55 I don't know.
00:19:57 Kind of problem.
00:19:58 Something wrong with being able to suck your own dick and not not admitting it?
00:20:02 Definitely.
00:20:03 I don't think there's anything wrong with that.
00:20:06 Okay, spitters follow up, because that's I mean, that's borderline cannibalism.
00:20:11 Third off,
00:20:14 third off,
00:20:15 bitter swallow.
00:20:17 I'm asking if there's a third option.
00:20:19 There should be.
00:20:21 Oh, the what what was the the bathroom stall.
00:20:24 How about a wish and a gargle?
00:20:26 You want a swish gargle option or what?
00:20:31 Hoc tour.
00:20:35 Man, I got a stupid.
00:20:37 Hey, so I got this new stuff.
00:20:39 This is Traverse City whiskey company, harvest grape.
00:20:42 Not a good segue to the bottle of cream.
00:20:44 Gary, right?
00:20:45 Yeah. No, it's cream Dole creamy.
00:20:48 I see that says Harvard,
00:20:51 which makes it even more okay, I swallow it might.
00:20:54 It might seem like I came to this podcast, so the whole jug,
00:21:00 I just just a little, Yeah.
00:21:04 Yeah.
00:21:05 That's good.
00:21:07 Wow. Yeah.
00:21:08 There was quite a bit of in your monologue.
00:21:12 Yeah, that's what I thought the hack tool was all about.
00:21:15 Yeah, I think so, too.
00:21:16 It's kind of brilliant, I like it.
00:21:18 Bro.
00:21:19 Brady was right.
00:21:20 Once you start noticing lip smacking, it's in everything.
00:21:24 It's better if you make more noise.
00:21:26 Sometimes.
00:21:28 No, it is not bugging me.
00:21:30 Since long before you guys noticed.
00:21:34 I'm talking about.
00:21:35 Knock it off, 69. I.
00:21:38 Oh, I'm sorry.
00:21:39 Over.
00:21:42 He said, no, it's this
00:21:44 this one's just going to continue slowly, forever,
00:21:49 nonstop for the rest of eternity.
00:21:53 The eternal, my Lord.
00:21:55 Will he still feed me when I'm 69?
00:22:00 Hey. Nice.
00:22:03 It was the summer of 69.
00:22:06 It was the summer of 69.
00:22:09 I should that summer.
00:22:10 Do you think I should not sing?
00:22:12 The specific video that I sent in?
00:22:15 We have to watch till he sings because it's hilarious.
00:22:18 He's actually not a bad singer, I think, he I do have at
00:22:21 least had a remarkable amount of 60 nines in order to write a song about it.
00:22:26 Right. Right.
00:22:27 I don't imagine so.
00:22:28 Yes, there was a whole summer full of them.
00:22:31 Tell you what.
00:22:32 Draw the monologues over, because I have peaked ahead
00:22:35 and we've got a lot of material today, so we gotta.
00:22:38 We gotta trudge on.
00:22:40 Peak through the queue. Time limit.
00:22:41 We got a time limit? Yeah, there's a time limit.
00:22:44 I didn't see much. Yeah, we have crazy.
00:22:46 You probably have any thing. Yeah.
00:22:49 I am super pumped up about next week's podcast.
00:22:53 So yes, we have to end by 10:00 next Monday.
00:22:56 I'm like super pumped about every next week's podcast.
00:23:00 I know, but this one's going to be the best one ever.
00:23:03 This one is the best flange cast ever, but next week
00:23:07 might even top it.
00:23:12 Well, let's talk about that one.
00:23:13 Let's just jump to next week's podcast okay.
00:23:15 So good good.
00:23:17 All right.
00:23:17 Yeah. It's also named the number that it is.
00:23:21 This 169.
00:23:22 Number 69 name 69 okay neck next week 70.
00:23:26 Name Septuagint which means 70.
00:23:29 Kind of like I know I don't know,
00:23:34 I'm not the clear Brady.
00:23:35 Yeah.
00:23:35 I thought you said you had a bunch of stuff to get to, but, we we do.
00:23:38 We get to nothing.
00:23:39 So far, we got nothing because the clip.
00:23:43 Really?
00:23:44 Okay. All dirty.
00:23:45 Is there any breaking news?
00:23:46 A lot of the videos are blocking me from mashing them up.
00:23:50 No, I think maybe there may be some artists that are not happy.
00:23:53 Mash up seems to be my favorite, but now it's the kid.
00:23:56 Cool. J one won't let me do it.
00:23:58 Is that a no?
00:23:59 Cool J and Eminem are my two favorite rappers ever,
00:24:03 and I didn't even know they had a song together until I heard them today.
00:24:08 It is funny.
00:24:09 What is it?
00:24:10 Other than not having fingerless gloves?
00:24:12 It's kind of what I was watching it.
00:24:13 Yeah, it's only because the old Eminem takes it a while before it registers
00:24:17 for whatever reason in the YouTube database. We know we can watch it.
00:24:20 When I send it to the mash up page.
00:24:22 Oh, right away.
00:24:24 So I can okay,
00:24:25 I came across an old Eminem clip that which inspired my outfit today.
00:24:29 Oh, okay.
00:24:30 Oh I see no, I'm dressed like we're I'm dressed as a rapper.
00:24:35 I've got fingerless gloves you can borrow.
00:24:38 Yeah, well, I got the bandana.
00:24:39 Matches the fly color, so I figured, you know what?
00:24:42 Yeah, I'm going to dress up for every day up to Halloween, but then skip
00:24:46 the dress up on Halloween.
00:24:47 That's a great idea. Yeah.
00:24:49 Fuck you. Halloween.
00:24:51 I'm having a Halloween party for my birthday.
00:24:55 It's silly if you dress up on Halloween right?
00:24:57 Right. Yeah, right.
00:24:58 You got to dress up on that Halloween, right?
00:25:00 Oh, the squirrel dress up.
00:25:02 And it's a lifestyle and a virtue.
00:25:04 Right. Sorry, trans. I'm not picking on.
00:25:07 Oh, I'm sorry I click the mouse.
00:25:08 I don't want someone to yell at me.
00:25:10 Go to my top.
00:25:10 I know, isn't that irritating
00:25:11 when you just make a normal sound that's really benign
00:25:13 and really not irritating,
00:25:14 but somebody points it out as irritating and then it becomes a thing.
00:25:16 Isn't that irritating?
00:25:18 I don't know.
00:25:18 It depends on what that irritating sound is.
00:25:20 If it's like someone to actually do something for the show,
00:25:23 or if it's somebody actually dragging the show down
00:25:24 because of their ignorance, you know what you meant to say.
00:25:27 It depends if it irritates you or me.
00:25:30 No perspective.
00:25:32 I would like
00:25:34 like normal.
00:25:34 Sounds like a keyboard and mouse
00:25:36 would be expected during an audio podcast and a video podcast.
00:25:39 Not someone going on
00:25:42 right?
00:25:43 All right.
00:25:47 So as Gary walks away, push.
00:25:50 You're going to go to our first segment here.
00:25:53 You know, why would just you know that one is involved in that.
00:25:59 So that again, Bill gates is talking over you.
00:26:01 I said if he ever leaves and I'm not there, we have this loaded.
00:26:04 So I need to go find a new jabber.
00:26:06 I'll be right back.
00:26:08 I have oh, that's the new jabber.
00:26:09 Don't forget to turn off the loop, though. First.
00:26:11 I'll be right back there. I have to go find a new job.
00:26:14 Just. I'll be right back.
00:26:16 I have to go find a new jabber.
00:26:19 Dude, I turned off loop, you know.
00:26:21 Why would I be involved in that?
00:26:25 All right, so miraculously, 69 news,
00:26:28 Mr. Bill gates, is it breaking news?
00:26:31 Has 69. It actually kind of is. Yeah.
00:26:34 This is all recent news. September 15th.
00:26:36 I, I so most of our other topics, I'll search the news.
00:26:39 I'll segregated to just news and go like last 24 hours.
00:26:43 Most of the topics bring up nothing because,
00:26:47 most of the topics are shit ideas that Gary thinks are brilliant.
00:26:51 This one actually pulled stuff up.
00:26:52 So billionaire Bill gates has 69% of his foundation's
00:26:56 48 billion portfolio invested in just three phenomenal stocks.
00:27:01 So this isn't even a mount Rushmore.
00:27:02 This is like a non Mount Rushmore.
00:27:06 What do you think these three stocks are?
00:27:11 Microsoft right.
00:27:13 Number one
00:27:15 would be Microsoft.
00:27:18 Pretty obvious.
00:27:19 You can't like you can't buy stock in Blackrock right.
00:27:21 That's like a diversified.
00:27:22 Well you know why would I be involved in that.
00:27:26 Some kind of noble what's the what's the next what's the next
00:27:30 one underneath Blackrock.
00:27:33 That would be Mr.
00:27:34 Berkshire Hathaway.
00:27:37 Mr. Buffett
00:27:39 you know, why would I be involved in that.
00:27:43 That's a good one. The number hits your horse too.
00:27:45 Did I say number three waste management for some reason.
00:27:49 Right. Because we got to get rid of garbage.
00:27:51 But I know, you know, why would I be involved in that?
00:27:55 So 69% of his portfolio is in those three companies,
00:27:59 which is quite interesting because I thought you're supposed
00:28:01 to diversify your portfolio.
00:28:02 Although Berkshire Hathaway is like a diversified REIT anyway. So.
00:28:09 And that
00:28:10 actually sounds pretty diversified between Microsoft and waste management.
00:28:15 Disclaimer we don't recommend and we're not money
00:28:17 people, so don't listen to us or read anything on the show.
00:28:20 This is not advice. Invest your money.
00:28:21 No, this is Motley Fool. Blame them.
00:28:25 I wish I would have said we're all playing characters anyway.
00:28:28 I yeah, I'm flattered by the way that we're dress computer video
00:28:31 cards with AT&T, ATC and Nvidia battling back and forth.
00:28:35 Man, I wish I would have bought Nvidia stock back then.
00:28:40 You're an Nvidia.
00:28:43 But hindsight you know everybody I wish I would have bought IBM stock.
00:28:46 I wish I would have bought Uber stock or whatever if you couldn't even that
00:28:50 right.
00:28:53 Well Shaq has enough money.
00:28:54 I heard he made a mistake and he that's he didn't go for one.
00:28:58 And now he goes for everything.
00:28:59 And anything you offer he will invest in.
00:29:02 That's why I, am investing in the early space companies
00:29:05 Rocket Lab, and, Virgin Galactic, which people will criticize.
00:29:09 But, Rocket Lab is the
00:29:12 number two when it comes to, rocket or I guess number three,
00:29:16 buying SpaceX and Blue Origin.
00:29:18 But, they're publicly traded on, like, space X and Blue Origin.
00:29:21 Sounds like they build rockets.
00:29:24 They actually just got,
00:29:28 The CEO or CFO from one of those hire
00:29:32 one of those other companies I think space X potentially but doesn't matter.
00:29:36 But yeah 69% Bill gates just so happens 69.
00:29:40 Yeah.
00:29:42 Oh how often doing gates be involved.
00:29:46 There it is. Perfect.
00:29:48 They benign dudes. Wow.
00:29:52 I just love how they ask
00:29:54 what what number are we thinking of asking themselves?
00:29:58 It's so silly.
00:30:03 22 2569.
00:30:08 69, 69, 69, 99.
00:30:14 You can do your hike or what? Oh, my back.
00:30:17 I. That's funny.
00:30:21 Oh, I missed the best part.
00:30:22 We're gonna have to watch that again.
00:30:24 Okay. That's fine.
00:30:25 It'll come up again, I'm sure. Nice.
00:30:29 I don't want to watch that last part, but.
00:30:33 So, anything, you guys want to stray away
00:30:36 from the main topic like we normally do for a brief minute?
00:30:39 You guys sure watch the news at all.
00:30:41 Assassination attempt number two.
00:30:45 Does.
00:30:48 Allegedly.
00:30:49 Allegedly. That's ignoring.
00:30:53 Thankfully, former Trump is not seriously injured.
00:30:57 Linger and go to war.
00:30:58 We're trying to go to a lender.
00:31:01 We're going to go to, Gary's favorite Jew to, Yeah.
00:31:05 Bring us the name of the, where is my favorite Jew?
00:31:09 I love the yarmulke to.
00:31:11 So yesterday, by 2 p.m., a gunman apparently showed up on Congress.
00:31:16 The Congress is a is a very large thoroughfare in West Palm Beach.
00:31:20 Runs the length of large parts of the east coast of Florida.
00:31:25 And this gunman showed up outside
00:31:28 of Donald Trump's international golf course in West Palm Beach.
00:31:31 Apparently, he was at the turn between the fifth and the sixth holes.
00:31:34 President Trump was not quite at that point in the golf course yet.
00:31:37 He was a couple of holes behind.
00:31:39 Secret Service agents were advancing.
00:31:41 There were a couple of holes ahead of President Trump.
00:31:42 They saw the alleged shooter, the would be alleged
00:31:44 shooter, sitting behind the fence.
00:31:46 The would be shooter had apparently a pack of ceramics
00:31:49 that were meant to block any sort of incoming shot from the Secret Service.
00:31:53 He had a rifle, an AK 47 with a scope.
00:31:56 He also had a GoPro ready to film his attempted assassination
00:32:00 on President Trump.
00:32:02 It is unclear whether he got a shot off.
00:32:03 It appears that he probably did not.
00:32:04 Secret service saw him in advance.
00:32:06 They shot at him.
00:32:07 He then proceeded to flee, and then a nearby bystander
00:32:12 saw the license
00:32:13 plate of the person, gave it to the cops, and this person was picked up
00:32:16 by the police about 20 minutes later after fleeing the premises,
00:32:21 according to the Wall Street Journal,
00:32:23 at least one agent was 1 or 2 holes ahead of Trump on the course.
00:32:25 Fired after spotting man pointing a rifle through a fence,
00:32:28 law enforcement official said a witness saw the man dart out of the bushes
00:32:31 and take off in a black Nissan, which helped
00:32:33 sheriff's deputies track and stop him while he was headed down I-95.
00:32:38 The man
00:32:39 who again, I don't do names of shooters
00:32:42 and the reason I don't do names of shooters as a as it can be,
00:32:45 the former president of the United States,
00:32:47 the would be alleged shooter, was detained and is facing criminal charges.
00:32:50 Investigators said they didn't know
00:32:51 if the gunman himself fired a shot during the encounter.
00:32:53 Again, authorities found an AK style rifle with a scope,
00:32:57 two backpacks and a GoPro portable camera.
00:33:00 He was about 400 yards away from the former president of the United States.
00:33:05 So the police pointed out that the man, in fact,
00:33:08 was there for an assassination attempt, the first breaking news.
00:33:11 It was unclear whether he was the I don't know what else would be there for.
00:33:14 You don't normally just go to a golf course of a gun
00:33:17 and you know why would but he police yesterday involved
00:33:20 in that arrested was there to assassinate fit Sheriff Rick Bradshaw
00:33:24 at 130 this afternoon
00:33:27 call came out shots fired.
00:33:29 That was called in by a secret service
00:33:31 because we're in constant contact with them all the time.
00:33:35 We were notified of that.
00:33:37 And we had units here that immediately
00:33:40 seal off the area in the bushes, blah, blah, blah.
00:33:43 So pretty crazy, right?
00:33:45 Two terms, out of,
00:33:48 what a lot of what he goes into a little bit after that is,
00:33:51 I mean, he kind of stays on point for a while,
00:33:53 and then he starts to dive into, your right wing talking points where it,
00:33:58 kind of dives into, bunch of clips of,
00:34:03 the news that are kind of blaming Trump
00:34:07 for still continuing the rhetoric when,
00:34:12 When, supposedly in that
00:34:14 one of the shooter's, social media posts, he used actual,
00:34:19 the actual quote that I forget what it was, but it was,
00:34:24 I know some
00:34:25 quote from that the news media has been using, destroyed,
00:34:29 that Trump is going to destroy democracy or whatever.
00:34:33 Or it's the end of the end of democracy if Trump gets, elected.
00:34:38 So it's just all this, all this stuff that's inflaming this stuff
00:34:41 that you really think that as to what to do with that or remember that
00:34:45 he was president already and that stuff didn't happen then.
00:34:50 Yeah, I don't know what,
00:34:54 the I don't know what to do.
00:34:56 I mean, how many more times you think this is going to happen?
00:34:59 It was interesting.
00:34:59 So the
00:35:02 the I don't I,
00:35:04 you know what I'm saying.
00:35:05 Yeah. Yeah.
00:35:06 Until they get it right.
00:35:09 I'll set the under over at two and pick the under.
00:35:12 So form.
00:35:14 How often do you think this happens.
00:35:16 And we never hear from the candidates.
00:35:18 Four times the fourth.
00:35:19 This is the fourth time I'm saying, like, how often in a previous,
00:35:23 like I'm telling you, 50% that never they never end up finding it.
00:35:28 Yeah, but I'm saying.
00:35:29 But they never end up getting close.
00:35:30 Like, how many times in in past presidents past years
00:35:34 did something get thwarted that never really got brought to attention?
00:35:38 You think this kind of shit happens all the time
00:35:40 and they're high profile people.
00:35:42 You hear all these celebrities
00:35:43 that claim they get death threats, but how many of these people actually
00:35:47 go about doing doing that or attempting it
00:35:50 to where it gets forwarded and it's a credible attack?
00:35:54 Well, you said it. You said it. You wouldn't know.
00:35:56 We don't know how many crimes are in, you know, prevented from security measures
00:36:01 or even carrying a good guy with, you know, that sort of thing.
00:36:03 I guess it is interesting that they would report this one
00:36:05 because they did thwart them. Right.
00:36:07 But I guess they gotta account for
00:36:08 shots being fired and the commotion, I don't think they want to report them.
00:36:13 I know I drove around, I drove around that area when I was in,
00:36:16 the West Palm Beach, Florida area, and it seemed pretty secure.
00:36:20 But I don't know who was there at the time because there are constant like,
00:36:26 a lot of people,
00:36:26 a lot of higher ups, in companies and governments.
00:36:29 They do stay at Mar-A-Lago.
00:36:32 They stayed married. Like who?
00:36:35 But, I'm curious as if, at what point
00:36:37 they're going to start claiming that, this was a hoax.
00:36:40 That was he faked it.
00:36:42 The first one, the first attempt, you know, it gave him too much power.
00:36:47 And so now they're trying to.
00:36:49 I heard he was lost in a police station.
00:36:57 This is the defendant.
00:36:59 Apparently, P Diddy Combs was arrested 15 minutes ago in New York City.
00:37:04 Oh, really?
00:37:04 You're about that guy in Michigan who got the 300.
00:37:07 I think the 300 or $100 million loss, judgment.
00:37:12 What's going on with Sean Combs?
00:37:15 But I don't know.
00:37:15 He apparently, apparently did something.
00:37:18 No, no, he had a couple mansions raided a couple months ago.
00:37:21 Any kids involved?
00:37:23 And that was my next question.
00:37:28 So he
00:37:30 didn't, Michigan jail was worth $100 million.
00:37:32 Judgment because, puff, he claimed that Puff Daddy did a bunch of shit.
00:37:37 I thought there was a statute of limitations, though,
00:37:39 so that makes no sense because it was in like the 90s, but.
00:37:43 Right.
00:37:44 Puff daddy claimed that he didn't know the guy,
00:37:45 but the guy actually, it's on his visitor, record.
00:37:49 Puff daddy is is reported to have been on that visitor record.
00:37:55 And he was trying to silence him for, like, a couple million.
00:37:58 And the dude, I guess Puff Daddy never went to court.
00:38:01 And so they said
00:38:02 they slapped an automatic judgment on him for not good for and for $100 million.
00:38:07 And so, he, has to pay that, too.
00:38:09 I don't know what you do with a $100 million as an inmate in jail, but
00:38:13 good for him. You got one
00:38:14 hell of a comic series, right?
00:38:18 But the fund, the whole the whole block
00:38:21 cell block.
00:38:26 That's not it.
00:38:30 That's it.
00:38:34 What are you hearing?
00:38:35 You're.
00:38:37 I Trump video more now.
00:38:41 I'm switching to my pads. You can. Can't even hear it.
00:38:43 Oh, shit. I wasn't even what I was looking at.
00:38:44 I almost just ended the stream. What you see? Yeah, I see the. Yeah, exactly.
00:38:47 So the other mods I chucked in, it broke.
00:38:49 So this is the newer the new.
00:38:51 It's the same mouse, but it's the new, it's new
00:38:54 that makes an extra good click noise.
00:38:55 So you know you're fucking clicking it.
00:38:56 It does all kinds of other stuff. So go fuck yourself.
00:38:59 You like the top of the line.
00:39:01 You like the sound in the feel of clicking back.
00:39:04 Not necessarily. People do.
00:39:07 That's what the you can change that on the top pad.
00:39:09 So I like a good kick ass mechanical keyboard, which sitting oh my lord.
00:39:16 Yeah.
00:39:16 And now we're just totally getting fucking derailed looking for the nerd.
00:39:24 Dear Reggie, my mother, who is
00:39:28 my mother who is 69, recently moved close
00:39:31 to where my wife and I, you know, this one's long.
00:39:35 You can go fuck yourself.
00:39:37 All right. Here, Abby.
00:39:39 Dear flag, a few moments later,
00:39:43 my father died four years ago, leaving my 69 year old mother alone.
00:39:48 What an asshole.
00:39:49 My 69 year old mother has health and mobility problems.
00:39:54 Her house is large and has two stories and it far exceeds her needs.
00:39:58 My problem is that she's extremely sentimental about it.
00:40:01 I worry about her being alone because my sister
00:40:04 and I live two hours away in opposite directions.
00:40:07 My mother is either unwilling or unable to address
00:40:10 the issue of moving closer to me or my sister.
00:40:13 Money is not an issue.
00:40:14 I talked with my sister
00:40:15 and we agree that mom should move closer to whomever she wants because of her age.
00:40:20 I feel guilty that one of us isn't close by to be there for her fledgling.
00:40:25 How does one loving Lee
00:40:29 and gently nudge a parent to move closer to her own fear
00:40:33 for her own well-being, saying worried in Indiana?
00:40:39 All right,
00:40:40 now hear me out on this accidental fire.
00:40:48 If money's not an issue, why don't they just get a second?
00:40:51 I just, like, keep that house and just get in the pool.
00:40:54 Yeah. And how is money not an issue?
00:40:56 You're talking about buying a house, right?
00:41:00 Okay.
00:41:01 If money's not an issue, heck, flier fly back and forth.
00:41:07 I don't care.
00:41:08 Why. Is money not an issue?
00:41:10 If you want to a 69 year old mother.
00:41:14 My goodness.
00:41:14 But why don't you just move her in with you?
00:41:17 Yeah,
00:41:19 I know she wants her independence, but
00:41:23 you don't get everything you want.
00:41:27 I don't know what.
00:41:28 I'm 69, moved an hour closer without help.
00:41:32 Yeah, and they live in opposite directions, like.
00:41:35 Yeah.
00:41:38 Yeah.
00:41:38 At one point, they were like, fuck mom,
00:41:41 right now what I really want.
00:41:43 I move pretty far away from my elderly parents,
00:41:46 so I can't really complain.
00:41:48 But they're welcome to live here, so we're good.
00:41:53 Yeah.
00:41:53 Anyone is I mean anybody. Yeah.
00:41:56 Just stop on bikes. Don't have to leave.
00:41:59 Yeah, just drop a line.
00:42:00 In the first years, did.
00:42:02 He was a wreck.
00:42:06 I think we did that already.
00:42:08 Okay. We just came up on my phone.
00:42:11 I'm breaking news. See?
00:42:12 We finally. That's the first.
00:42:13 I think that's the first scoop we ever scooped.
00:42:17 At least your phone.
00:42:18 Oh, yeah.
00:42:19 We out scoop my phone.
00:42:23 Well, going back to the Trump assassination
00:42:25 now, $69 million
00:42:27 man Jonathan Isaac puts forth Secret Service
00:42:31 candidature after second Donald Trump assassination attempts.
00:42:35 So this is what a 69 and an assassination attempt looks like.
00:42:40 This is current.
00:42:44 Yeah.
00:42:44 Oh we go oh, no. It's
00:42:47 he gets shot 69.
00:42:58 How many bullets you suppose he shot?
00:43:02 So, yeah, he posted that video with the,
00:43:04 caption of, shake my head.
00:43:07 Secret service need me. But,
00:43:12 we even said it like there's head.
00:43:14 He named me.
00:43:16 There's been a lot of people that have, like, retired,
00:43:19 special forces and shit that have honestly been stepping up
00:43:22 because the even though they requested it tons of times, they will not give him
00:43:26 presidential level. Yeah.
00:43:28 So so some of that was the
00:43:30 some of that was because they didn't have people
00:43:32 that swept the perimeters because they don't have that fear.
00:43:34 I'm not suggesting anything, but isn't it a little suspicious that the people
00:43:38 that have the best motive for him to be dead?
00:43:39 I'm not at all at all alleging that they're they're claiming
00:43:43 staffing shortages.
00:43:44 And wouldn't it make it look bad if, you know, while
00:43:49 while you're trying to kill him, that you gave him better protection.
00:43:52 So clearly they want to.
00:43:53 If they were trying to kill him, they wouldn't get
00:43:57 right.
00:43:57 Yeah. I mean, right.
00:44:00 Well, I mean, right,
00:44:02 I think you get some, you know.
00:44:12 Is is that in some style?
00:44:14 Right. Is that a PR style rifle?
00:44:18 It's actually not so, isn't it?
00:44:20 I don't say, don't say assault rifle, because that's not what it stands for.
00:44:24 Shooting an automated submachine gun. Yeah.
00:44:27 You can't even tell us what gun that was.
00:44:29 Come on now.
00:44:29 Shout out to Orlando.
00:44:31 Orlando magic number one.
00:44:32 Who my favorite two players were.
00:44:35 Number one
00:44:36 actually, my favorite three players is three of my favorite players. One.
00:44:39 But not for Orlando, but two of them for Orlando.
00:44:42 Penny. Tracy McGrady. Yeah.
00:44:45 And for the Pistons, Chauncey Billups.
00:44:46 So you that's basketball, right?
00:44:50 That's a bad shut up.
00:44:51 You know darn well you know Brady
00:44:55 what do you
00:44:56 think of that Lions game yesterday.
00:44:59 Well going back to some pop culture news.
00:45:04 Did you read that
00:45:06 the Jets need to sign 69 sack
00:45:10 vet as Jermaine Johnson replacement.
00:45:16 69. So that's a lot for Jermaine Johnson.
00:45:18 Was carted off the field
00:45:20 after suffering an Achilles injury versus the Tennessee Titans.
00:45:23 Fear of inside the building is that Jones Johnson ruptured his Achilles.
00:45:29 So they're looking at all the time this summer.
00:45:32 But 69 salary.
00:45:35 That's a lot as a whole lot.
00:45:39 How do you how do you pronounce it.
00:45:43 And no, but I think he's black.
00:45:45 You think it's his first name or his last name.
00:45:47 If it was his last name, he'd be Japanese.
00:45:48 If it's his first name, he's crying black.
00:45:50 Black. Tony's right.
00:45:54 Isn't.
00:45:55 Isn't Tiger Woods blazing?
00:46:00 I mean, sure, if you consider that a term.
00:46:03 Yeah. Thank you.
00:46:04 Ryan is a man for sure.
00:46:06 The sound is off to from what isn't the sound off to.
00:46:09 Oh my goodness.
00:46:10 Like talking and drinking his beer at the same time.
00:46:13 It was kind of crazy. My signal sucks. I don't know what it is. Go fuck off.
00:46:16 But speaking of golf, we have this one as well.
00:46:20 It's so great, he says.
00:46:22 All right, so what do you want to see? You want to fucking.
00:46:24 It's ruining your whack off session.
00:46:25 Like what do you think?
00:46:28 Or do you get like all the full effect?
00:46:32 Oh yeah. Yeah.
00:46:33 Gary's always great. Gary.
00:46:35 Gary's grainy a lot.
00:46:36 No, 169,
00:46:41 So I don't know how
00:46:42 you pronounce this son of a bitch his name, but apparently shot 69.
00:46:45 I heard it was my first time 17 ever.
00:46:48 Yeah, it was as he go. Yeah.
00:46:50 Yes, I have a fancy golf club.
00:46:53 So this was actually today.
00:46:55 He did. It's called a shot.
00:46:57 He shot three rounds, 169, the other 66 and the other 169.
00:47:02 So he shot 269. Round.
00:47:04 That's 2 or 3 under par. That's pretty good.
00:47:07 I know he has a short refractory period.
00:47:09 They fucked in the middle
00:47:12 66 is just regular old fucking.
00:47:13 Oh right I think that's the turn.
00:47:16 You know every both sucked.
00:47:17 They both suck their own dicks lying down with their feet in the air.
00:47:21 No, I wasn't going gay with this. No.
00:47:25 Why is I gay of 66
00:47:29 if you suck your own dick with another man present?
00:47:32 Yeah, yeah, because I was just talking about a score
00:47:35 I didn't mention to me in any way, shape or form.
00:47:37 I think that's just masturbation.
00:47:41 Pretty sure that's just six.
00:47:43 Is masturbation or nine?
00:47:45 It depends on which way you're laying standing.
00:47:48 I guess.
00:47:49 Let's, let's let's establish this is the six.
00:47:51 I guess maybe I'm wrong.
00:47:53 The long dangly end is clearly the,
00:47:57 of the jersey that says 68.
00:47:59 I owe you one. I thought that was funny.
00:48:02 There's a hole and then a little protruding point.
00:48:05 So I'm. I'm wrong.
00:48:07 Whoa.
00:48:08 I mean, that's nine. It's very close.
00:48:10 Nine would be just fucking.
00:48:11 It's very close to the yin and the yang were the.
00:48:14 Yeah, yeah.
00:48:15 So Asian like, you know, were they hip on some of that,
00:48:18 some shit or like the, the rest of us weren't before they invented numbers.
00:48:22 Those are the yin and the yang. Yes.
00:48:24 Yeah. As above. So below.
00:48:26 Yep. Yeah.
00:48:27 It is the numerical version of as above.
00:48:30 So below.
00:48:31 Brilliant.
00:48:34 That's our subtitle symbolism.
00:48:36 We got no title without getting the shaft.
00:48:39 So that's brilliant. We learned everything.
00:48:42 All right.
00:48:43 As above. So below.
00:48:45 Well we got one more thing.
00:48:46 We got a couple two couple more things to learn.
00:48:48 So there was, some, some, sad news in the, legends world.
00:48:53 Oh, yeah.
00:48:57 Norman Shill Jr, died at the age of 69.
00:49:01 He's, a Fairfield,
00:49:05 yeah.
00:49:06 Born July 4th, 1955 to Norman and Mary Upton, shell senior.
00:49:12 He worked at age champion at Champion Laboratories for 41 years.
00:49:15 Was retiring in 2020.
00:49:17 Norman is survived by his daughter, Amber shell of Fairfield.
00:49:21 Three grandchildren, Elijah Johnston, Tristan, Tristan, Belka and Matt.
00:49:26 What three terrible names there Wayne, Shell.
00:49:30 Very well, who cares?
00:49:31 Funeral services for Norman Shell will be held at 1 p.m.
00:49:34 Friday, September 20th.
00:49:35 And so, if anybody's in the Fairfield area,
00:49:38 we should be able to make that we can visit.
00:49:40 That's, that's near Cadillac, in case you're wondering.
00:49:43 But, yeah, he just recently passed away.
00:49:45 Maybe. So. Sorry. Where is it?
00:49:48 There's too many Maple Hill cemeteries.
00:49:50 Yeah, I don't know.
00:49:51 Yeah, I'm not sure because it just says Fairfield.
00:49:53 As if everyone's supposed to know where the fuck that is.
00:49:55 Fairfield, Michigan. Wherever you
00:49:59 is. I don't know.
00:50:01 It's too much.
00:50:02 Let's see what the local sports are.
00:50:06 Yeah, there's just this Fairfield area.
00:50:08 Well, we can move on to our second obituary. See?
00:50:12 Yeah. No, there's.
00:50:13 This is, Warren, Fairfield. Fairfield.
00:50:15 This is, Lauren M Johnson died at the age of 69 as well.
00:50:20 She's of, Painesville.
00:50:23 She died Tuesday, September 10th at, Painesville Health
00:50:26 Care Center after a battle with brain cancer.
00:50:28 Hold on a second.
00:50:30 But the health care center
00:50:33 where you're going to rehabilitate with brain cancer is called Painesville.
00:50:38 It's injectable for any health care center.
00:50:42 It's called Painesville.
00:50:44 I think that
00:50:46 her memorial service was held on Painesville is the health of Gotham City.
00:50:51 Dude, that's not a good name. Okay.
00:50:55 But, you know, one.
00:50:59 Hold on one. I just know that's like, call. Hold on.
00:51:01 That's like calling your rape center downtown. Nice
00:51:06 lawn. Took great joy.
00:51:08 Said the are caring for others.
00:51:09 Banned from starting her career as a certified nursing assistant
00:51:12 while still in high school at the Starbuck Hospital.
00:51:16 Over the years,
00:51:17 she maintained her license and continue to work part time in home care
00:51:21 hospital staff.
00:51:23 Hospital.
00:51:23 Starbuck, sorry you're going to be reading this
00:51:25 for the rest of the show if it keeps getting better.
00:51:26 Like this I can't stop at Starbucks hospital.
00:51:30 This is it.
00:51:30 Idiot launched talents outside of her career.
00:51:33 There should be a Starbucks in every hospital for the past year
00:51:36 and a half, and every class found joy go down through the gardens.
00:51:40 Costco.
00:51:41 Can you believe that lawn found joy?
00:51:43 Gardening,
00:51:44 harvesting, canning.
00:51:45 She was fucking canning shit, raking and long time with joy.
00:51:49 Hold on friend, this is a joke.
00:51:52 Professional lawn.
00:51:53 Lawn is in the garden.
00:51:55 What the fuck are you doing?
00:51:57 Thank you for catching up to my stream.
00:51:59 You had I this.
00:52:03 I don't believe it for a second.
00:52:05 Lawn. Wait.
00:52:06 Hold on. I'm waiting for the stream to catch up.
00:52:08 So you get to the special friend part.
00:52:12 Okay.
00:52:13 Wait. What? You're that far behind?
00:52:15 We're here. We see it. What? Do you do it. What do you mean, what? It's a joke.
00:52:17 Oh 359 to a friend.
00:52:20 I don't know. You think so?
00:52:23 Oh. Lawn was deeply committed in her faith in Jesus.
00:52:27 Yeah.
00:52:27 It was a former member of Sacred Heart Catholic Church.
00:52:30 Goddamn Sacred Heart hospital. Shout out to scrubs.
00:52:33 They're doing all them scrubs like commercials.
00:52:35 What's the scrub guy? I've noticed that scrubs.
00:52:38 It's like, hey, remember scrubs?
00:52:39 You buy this product?
00:52:41 I don't get it.
00:52:42 Yeah, but after moving to Painesville and joining Painesville Lutheran Church,
00:52:47 she was actively involved in the choir and taught religious education
00:52:51 on Wednesday nights.
00:52:52 Additionally, she dedicated her time to helping
00:52:56 that Vacation Bible School zones and Vacation Bible School VBS.
00:53:00 Yeah, I went I went to Vacation Bible School.
00:53:02 You got a problem?
00:53:02 I taught VBS, they're like, oh, you're going to go on vacation?
00:53:06 And then they drop you off at Bible school.
00:53:09 Yeah.
00:53:09 So it's just it's Bible school in the summer.
00:53:12 It's just a few hours a day.
00:53:14 Oh, yeah. It's like free babysitters.
00:53:17 They call it daycare now.
00:53:18 They charge for it.
00:53:19 But back in the day, you just find some church and drop your kids off and.
00:53:23 Right, you know, get your shit there, okay?
00:53:25 Yeah. Me and their brother,
00:53:28 that's one at least says Minnesota dropped ten bucks late.
00:53:31 It's way cheaper than daycare.
00:53:33 Her obituary was more.
00:53:35 Way more interesting than that. Other assholes.
00:53:37 Other guys. What do you do? Much?
00:53:39 Wow. Yeah, he.
00:53:41 Norman was way more boring. Oh.
00:53:43 That's weird. When
00:53:45 Norman had, like, it's Luanne.
00:53:47 What are you talking about? Lunch.
00:53:48 I don't know, lawn mower answered.
00:53:53 Lawn? That's the one.
00:53:54 Her name is now lawn.
00:53:56 Shout out the lawn and shout out to Norman
00:53:59 Stephanie Johnson, this guy
00:54:02 John Shred.
00:54:04 Well, that's our, that's our graveyard segment for the show.
00:54:09 Yeah.
00:54:11 Do we get to the kid then?
00:54:24 Great.
00:54:24 Yeah.
00:54:26 Are there any kids involved?
00:54:30 Why are your children involved?
00:54:34 Hit it.
00:54:36 Roll the clip. Brady.
00:54:37 I got to squeeze these in every once in a while for. No.
00:54:40 Where's the kids?
00:54:41 Get off your asses!
00:54:44 Let's go
00:54:45 for rapid response.
00:54:47 It's the first time that show them love.
00:54:49 What's the point
00:54:51 for me?
00:54:54 I put my signs up last night.
00:54:56 You know, I was.
00:54:58 You guys. Did I miss it?
00:54:59 No, you got it.
00:55:00 You got it. Keegan, I don't.
00:55:03 Oh, Steve, I miss you.
00:55:05 Get a film out here.
00:55:07 Teenager doing things that no other hosts dare to deceive.
00:55:10 When I dream of you.
00:55:13 This is dream.
00:55:14 Would never do. I still miss you.
00:55:18 And I don't wanna miss a day.
00:55:22 Don't miss last night's I don't wanna miss one.
00:55:28 Yes, one I just wanna be with you right here.
00:55:33 So because other men are judging them.
00:55:36 It's not gay, right?
00:55:38 No, that's not what makes things not gay.
00:55:43 Makes it more than
00:55:45 probable.
00:55:45 Yeah, the fact that they're wearing clothes makes it not gay.
00:55:48 But it could be no close to being.
00:55:51 I'm just a little.
00:55:53 So going to the bank
00:55:54 with your friend versus going to your friend naked with the to the bank.
00:55:58 You know, that's. Yeah. Weird.
00:56:01 But if you're on ice skates in a giraffe and a fucking.
00:56:05 What was it, a wrestling Indian?
00:56:06 I'm not sure what he was dressed in.
00:56:08 Yeah, and your crotch is in
00:56:10 somebody else's face, and your face is in someone else's crotch.
00:56:13 It's gay.
00:56:13 Whether you have a parka on or you're completely naked or.
00:56:17 What was the dress doing?
00:56:21 What?
00:56:21 The dog doing what? Yes.
00:56:25 Did you drop my phone?
00:56:26 Yeah. That's one thing I forgot to do.
00:56:29 And you forgot to take mushrooms for the show.
00:56:31 Oh, I you know what? Yeah,
00:56:34 I got this.
00:56:36 Yeah.
00:56:38 See that you can't do you see that?
00:56:40 You can't see it and see it.
00:56:42 I can see it.
00:56:43 I can't see it.
00:56:44 It's shiny. It's a it's a rolling paper.
00:56:47 Oh, cool.
00:56:49 But I forgot to roll it.
00:56:50 So I'm not gonna hit the higher till I got to get that doobie rolled.
00:56:52 So don't don't be saying that. All right?
00:56:54 I got this.
00:56:56 But we can do the kid.
00:56:58 But. Yeah,
00:57:00 let's do the kid
00:57:02 you want to do.
00:57:03 This one's really awkward and uncomfortable.
00:57:06 If you want to feel cringey,
00:57:09 you know that feeling you always got when you watch The Office?
00:57:14 I don't think you kind of feel embarrassed for the character.
00:57:17 The actor.
00:57:23 Except I'm the guy in the video.
00:57:25 They're eating the dogs.
00:57:27 The people that came in, they're eating the cats.
00:57:29 They're eating the.
00:57:33 I was muted,
00:57:35 though. You hear it?
00:57:36 We could hear it.
00:57:36 I beat you to it.
00:57:37 The dogs, the people that came in, they're eating, the cats they're eating.
00:57:42 They're eating the pets of the people that live there.
00:57:46 And this is what's happening in our country.
00:57:49 Yeah, they they said it didn't exist,
00:57:51 but there's footage of somebody's barbecuing a cat on the grill.
00:57:54 The people. Yeah.
00:57:55 We don't know.
00:57:55 It's funny because, like, I don't know if it's authentic or authenticated, though.
00:57:59 All right. Yeah, that's confusing to me.
00:58:02 The dog's the there's just a TikTok trend of just everybody doing their eating.
00:58:06 It doesn't even matter.
00:58:07 It's just the the dog reaction.
00:58:09 It doesn't even matter. The Trump clip.
00:58:11 That's the freaking daredevil dog.
00:58:12 I mean, the dogs, the people that pool dog
00:58:16 they're eating, the cats they're eating.
00:58:18 You guys see Deadpool yet?
00:58:19 Eating the. No, no, no, I'm I'm an adult
00:58:23 in Springfield.
00:58:25 See Deadpool.
00:58:25 They're eating the dogs. The people that came
00:58:28 in, they're eating the because they're eating Marvel Universe.
00:58:31 They're eating the pets of the people in Springfield.
00:58:35 That dog is so human.
00:58:36 What in the fuck, dude?
00:58:38 They're eating the dogs.
00:58:40 The people that came in, they're eating the cats.
00:58:42 They're eating.
00:58:44 They're eating the pets.
00:58:45 What the dog doing that live? They're.
00:58:49 Yeah, but they actually are you.
00:58:50 They actually are.
00:58:52 You know, sometimes they're not even.
00:58:53 It's just like some, please don't kick.
00:58:55 I don't get why that's so hard to believe.
00:58:57 Like they come from a country. Where do you.
00:58:59 Have you seen those videos?
00:59:00 They're not even eating it.
00:59:01 Sometimes they're just, like, killing it.
00:59:04 Yeah. You ever see those videos of them?
00:59:06 Like hanging dogs from the tree, and they're just, like,
00:59:07 beating it with a stick until it stops fucking moving.
00:59:10 But, like, eventually it gets all snow.
00:59:12 You know what? I feel like that,
00:59:16 I don't know, I
00:59:17 used to pop up on YouTube or on Facebook when I had Facebook.
00:59:20 For.
00:59:21 I don't know why, but no, I look at cancer.
00:59:25 Oh, who has cancer?
00:59:27 People have said that I'm with cancer in the clubhouse.
00:59:32 And people say that, not me.
00:59:34 Other people say, yeah, there it is.
00:59:39 Oh, is it slight echo?
00:59:42 Does.
00:59:44 Thankfully, I, I'm a big kid now.
00:59:46 Is not seriously injured.
00:59:48 Oh, you are a big kid now
00:59:51 this is the yin yang.
00:59:53 So at what point does a 69 become eating?
00:59:57 It's called eating out.
01:00:01 What is it, the human centipede.
01:00:03 Yeah, but the Human Centipede doesn't circle back.
01:00:06 That's just along. Are there any questions involved?
01:00:08 I think you're getting no.
01:00:09 69 confused with train.
01:00:11 000. Okay. Well, I
01:00:15 know running a train is a different no.
01:00:17 The other
01:00:19 no. I think you're getting confused.
01:00:21 Really?
01:00:21 Running a train is, one after another.
01:00:24 I think in succession.
01:00:26 Could you
01:00:29 train 69?
01:00:30 Better give him that. Fuck,
01:00:33 yeah.
01:00:33 I guess if you like.
01:00:34 If you like, like 69. Repeat.
01:00:37 You have to, like, have a link.
01:00:38 I don't know if they would be 69, though,
01:00:40 because you may need to have two people in.
01:00:43 Yeah.
01:00:43 It'd be, it'd be a 696 at least, because you'd have to have a
01:00:46 oh, it'd be like a chain, it'd be a chain three.
01:00:49 You could do it. For the more you have, the easier would be to bend back around.
01:00:51 But with two people, it'd
01:00:52 be pretty uncomfortable with you connected like that, wouldn't it?
01:00:56 How was the three two like, capital? I?
01:01:00 What about the two guys that are the two doing this?
01:01:02 Yeah.
01:01:02 No, guys, you think about how we do this without dudes.
01:01:09 Can we do this without dudes?
01:01:11 Maybe 20 years ago, Gary.
01:01:12 But that ship has sailed. Not anymore.
01:01:16 Come on.
01:01:17 No hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate.
01:01:20 Said they can do without dudes.
01:01:24 Hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate dude.
01:01:27 Hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate.
01:01:29 You kidding me?
01:01:32 For all the slippery are there,
01:01:33 are there any kids involved?
01:01:38 Where's the clip?
01:01:40 I'm sorry, I'm looking at I was reading.
01:01:42 There's no no, what I was reading.
01:01:43 You're looking at kids.
01:01:47 Every row the Dubai
01:01:49 club complete.
01:01:51 Well, where's is the clip?
01:01:54 Okay, so are we ready?
01:01:56 You can't tease that ever.
01:01:58 And then not show the clip.
01:02:00 You got to tell me which one. If you did, I wasn't listening
01:02:03 either.
01:02:04 Then that crazy man.
01:02:06 They both stand alone.
01:02:09 We need to come.
01:02:10 That 123 pounds.
01:02:12 But safety glasses and a will to.
01:02:13 Not just no class, but also kids.
01:02:16 And you know, as the kid was beyond years, I know.
01:02:21 Are there any kids involved?
01:02:23 Shut the fuck up, kid.
01:02:24 Well that's weird.
01:02:25 It's not there.
01:02:28 That's what I've been telling you.
01:02:29 It's not friggin there. I can't see it there.
01:02:31 Oh, no, it's there, it's there.
01:02:33 Oh, my God, there has not been one fuck up this entire.
01:02:38 There's.
01:02:42 There has not been.
01:02:49 There has not been one.
01:02:51 All right, all right.
01:02:52 On tonight's show, take two.
01:02:54 Perfect in this corner and 123 pounds with safety glasses and a will to.
01:02:59 Not just, no question, but also we have our hands and, you know,
01:03:03 the kid was beyond years of my mom
01:03:07 did once there's children involved.
01:03:10 Hey there.
01:03:11 It's the Gary with the kid and we're representing she they. Yep.
01:03:15 And, we're trying to make up for our Friday recording.
01:03:18 It was pretty bad.
01:03:19 Gosh.
01:03:20 You know, the kid made a good point after we were done recording.
01:03:23 He was like, maybe it's like the rubbernecking
01:03:25 is looking at a train wreck, and and maybe it would draw people's interest
01:03:29 because we were a catastrophe.
01:03:32 Yeah.
01:03:32 I don't know if the clips get shown tonight but
01:03:35 rubbernecking your 69 that it's here.
01:03:38 Oh yeah boy.
01:03:39 Or just a spot a spot of dirt or is that a little blemish.
01:03:43 Oh it's, it's, it's the black.
01:03:45 It's back and we got a little acne
01:03:48 all of you.
01:03:49 Then he's 22 years old.
01:03:52 You're that or it's a teardrop tattoo thing.
01:03:55 Oh, yeah. He killed someone in prison. Watch it.
01:03:57 I compared to our other great segments.
01:04:00 So, you know, it was so poor.
01:04:02 Yeah.
01:04:02 But the, the topic is, kinky mullet.
01:04:07 Look, I'm serious.
01:04:11 Look at it, look at it, look at it.
01:04:13 Yeah. It was so poor.
01:04:15 Yeah.
01:04:15 But the, the topic is, kinky sex.
01:04:20 It needs to grow in more. He's not. He's not proud of it.
01:04:22 Yeah. It's good. He's.
01:04:23 It doesn't need to grow a little bit more than it would be.
01:04:24 Nice and perfect.
01:04:26 That's a real life. Well, his life is good.
01:04:29 That's a real laugh. What did you say that was?
01:04:31 What did you say that set him off the word.
01:04:33 It was a coworker walking past, and I spoke up and said
01:04:38 some sexual.
01:04:39 Oh, see, we got to explain the inside jokes
01:04:42 because I thought he was just laughing like a psycho for a second.
01:04:46 Watch my eyes as it's,
01:04:48 we'll call him Joe because that's his name.
01:04:53 That's a great joke.
01:04:54 You guys were caught filming out back,
01:04:57 Do you wanna hear my joke?
01:04:58 No, I'll tell you.
01:04:59 Yeah, but the, the topic is, kinky sexual experience.
01:05:07 Yeah,
01:05:09 yeah.
01:05:10 He they and,
01:05:12 I kind of wanted to get into that because.
01:05:15 Yeah.
01:05:16 Are you familiar with the phrase, quid pro quo?
01:05:20 Quid pro quo?
01:05:21 No. Yeah, yeah, I know, I know,
01:05:24 I know what it meant today.
01:05:25 I remember, I remember I told you there's no editing in the media
01:05:29 for accepting a deal, and he said there was no quid pro quo.
01:05:33 This is
01:05:36 how the legislation should be.
01:05:37 I can't say quid pro quo. And he denied it.
01:05:40 But quid pro quo isn't a bad thing.
01:05:43 It means he's working.
01:05:45 Yeah.
01:05:45 So it's, quid pro quo and that's how I feel.
01:05:49 The whole 69 thing is it's.
01:05:52 What are you immediate,
01:05:54 equal exchange? Yeah.
01:05:56 However, I don't consider it equal
01:05:59 in any respect.
01:06:03 To use proper medical terms of vaginas.
01:06:05 Beautiful thing.
01:06:06 Penis is not.
01:06:06 Penis is gross. Vagina good. Yeah.
01:06:09 And so therefore.
01:06:10 Yeah. Oh, no. I sucked it down pretty hard. 69.
01:06:13 And that's that's quid pro quo. Hell, yeah.
01:06:16 But but that I, I wouldn't, I know.
01:06:21 Oh there's only one position in one one spot I would take.
01:06:24 I got to go back right now.
01:06:27 We've already gotten in trouble for saying men and women aren't equal.
01:06:31 If you want to treat,
01:06:34 I like to stay out of the controversy, I think.
01:06:38 I think you can say that they're different and not.
01:06:41 I don't think that's a big controversy.
01:06:42 I think shut the fuck up.
01:06:43 Could make men and women different.
01:06:46 And that's not bad.
01:06:48 Hey, I keep treading carefully.
01:06:50 Was trying to deny that you had sex with the porn star. I think that's a.
01:06:53 You know, if I had sex with a porn star, I wouldn't know you had sex with.
01:06:55 I'd be the first thing I guess.
01:06:57 What I fucking, so I don't I don't understand that, That's not really real.
01:07:02 I would not brag.
01:07:03 I had sex with the porn quid pro I was when I was younger, and I've,
01:07:07 I've thought about the Stormy Daniels thing.
01:07:08 Like having sex with a stripper. It's like you loud and proud, man.
01:07:11 It's like after Biden in the in the laptop and all the hookers
01:07:14 and cocaine and stuff.
01:07:15 I was thinking hooker for a second, but it's the sentencing thing.
01:07:18 It's just a legal hooker.
01:07:19 Yeah, I don't know, you know, but hookers, you heard it here first.
01:07:22 Any time. Oh. Never mind. I'm sorry. I got just.
01:07:24 I got too distracted by the strip.
01:07:26 I stopped talking over fucking my bad spot.
01:07:28 I would I got a strategy that does not make, And that's how I feel.
01:07:34 So bad thing.
01:07:35 And that's how I feel.
01:07:37 But we are pro, isn't quid pro quo isn't
01:07:43 it? Isn't she?
01:07:43 I think
01:07:45 I think that they're different and not I don't think that's a big controversy.
01:07:49 I think there's a lot of things that make men and women different.
01:07:52 And that's not actually me.
01:07:55 I don't get why Donald Trump is trying to deny that he had sex with a porn star.
01:07:59 I think that's a you know, if I had sex with a porn star,
01:08:01 I would fucking, you know, I'd be the first thing I.
01:08:03 I guess what I fucking so I don't I don't understand that,
01:08:08 that's not really relevant.
01:08:09 But you mentioned Trump in the controversy with quid pro quo.
01:08:12 I sure did.
01:08:14 I've thought about the Stormy Daniels thing quite a bit.
01:08:16 I would pro quo loud and proud, but I like Hunter Biden
01:08:19 in the, in the laptop and all the hookers and cocaine and stuff.
01:08:22 Fuck yeah, I'm doing that shit.
01:08:24 Fucking kick ass.
01:08:26 So I don't know.
01:08:27 That's my thought on that.
01:08:28 You heard it here first, folks.
01:08:30 As above so below.
01:08:32 So if
01:08:34 this this wasn't called 69, we could have called it a quid pro quo
01:08:37 or recipe flat rants live this week we'll be doing drugs.
01:08:43 You heard me right.
01:08:44 Drugs.
01:08:48 Dry brook grow.
01:08:50 Oh, wait, I'm going to roll my doobie now.
01:08:53 Yeah.
01:08:57 That one was from the exact source.
01:08:59 So we should maybe leave
01:09:02 the tube of you
01:09:04 know. Yeah.
01:09:06 And progress towards the bowl of rum.
01:09:14 This is the source.
01:09:16 He's going to help us with our song about that song I just saw.
01:09:21 I, I also want their children involved.
01:09:27 Shut the fuck up and I'm gonna.
01:09:30 You guys come driving us
01:09:35 up here on.
01:09:38 Stream.
01:09:42 Know by the fire. You.
01:09:47 Come down.
01:09:52 If someone has.
01:10:02 All right, folks, listen up.
01:10:04 Before we dive headfirst into the
01:10:05 circus of crudest and uncensored banter, here's our no nonsense disclaimer.
01:10:09 Served with a side of Flat Schumer.
01:10:11 Look, it's like not politically correct time, all right?
01:10:15 In this crazy world with snowflakes melting, it was a critic.
01:10:17 We're just trying to spread some joy. It hit me on too many toes.
01:10:20 So here goes.
01:10:21 Well, let me tell you something.
01:10:23 For the sole purpose of our discourse being from get.
01:10:26 Oh, so any random loud mouth is typically a funny bone teaser.
01:10:29 Great the to a mirthful existence, any semblance of seriousness
01:10:34 is purely accidental article to offending everyone equally.
01:10:39 We call it what's up the flat.
01:10:41 We don't care about your gender, race, religion, awareness.
01:10:44 What's up buddy? For dogs?
01:10:45 We're here to roast everyone from politicians to a full.
01:10:48 It's just one sock itself.
01:10:50 No one's safe in grandma's apple pie.
01:10:52 Article three political correctness.
01:10:54 Listen, we ain't here to hold your hand,
01:10:57 so we might.
01:10:59 We're not responsible for any ruffled feathers or hurt feelings.
01:11:02 But, hey, if you can take the heat,
01:11:04 I like to show some belly laughs and maybe a couple of snorts.
01:11:07 Article for a.
01:11:14 While they were up the flag.
01:11:16 What's up buddy
01:11:17 tales, rumors and downright lies you hear here I was fixing it was a $3 bill.
01:11:22 Any resemblance to real life or death?
01:11:23 So people, they're alive are pushing up daisies.
01:11:26 It's been accidental and probably a result of us hitting the bottle too hard.
01:11:30 We're pretty sure the earth is. Wow.
01:11:32 Okay, honestly, who cares?
01:11:35 Oh, here
01:11:36 is why not parody and satire on bread and butter, folks.
01:11:39 Any likeness to actual people characters is just not not a reason for a lawsuit.
01:11:44 Well I'm not.
01:11:45 Yeah. Oh, yeah.
01:11:46 Oh, sure know how to start some trouble.
01:11:49 So in closing, it okay to start without getting your undies twisted, congrats.
01:11:53 Are our kind of people just like jokes with some questionable joy?
01:11:57 Remind everyone that life is too short to be serious all the frickin time
01:12:01 to buckle up, buttercup, and get ready for a wild ride to the absurd
01:12:04 round about your friends.
01:12:07 Yeah you're right.
01:12:08 Hasbro I
01:12:12 as for late,
01:12:15 please welcome rants for an uncensored version of the rest of the show.
01:12:20 Goodbye, YouTube.
01:12:21 I assume everyone has down syndrome.
01:12:26 Can't say shit over here
01:12:29 at just all over my screen.
01:12:31 And your feedback loops almost just added Rumble instead of twitch.
01:12:35 I just all over my screen.
01:12:37 I can't see you right now.
01:12:42 All right.
01:12:43 Is there anything else that I should do?
01:12:45 I think there is.
01:12:45 You know what I why I'm incensed. And.
01:12:57 Ladies and gentlemen,
01:12:58 let's get ready to look at you.
01:13:04 Waiting for you from the Rumble.
01:13:06 I'll get you ready for bed.
01:13:08 Oh, you ready to roll?
01:13:09 Let me tell you something, brother.
01:13:12 They are gone.
01:13:12 And giant, the mighty Kamala.
01:13:17 I thought it was
01:13:20 Kamala yet.
01:13:21 I don't know. Wait.
01:13:24 I thought it was Kamala.
01:13:26 It depends. On what? Yeah. It depends.
01:13:27 It changes week to week. She had. Did you hear?
01:13:30 She had a new black accent? I mean, it was really.
01:13:32 Oh, yeah. That was some weird shit.
01:13:35 Well, accent about that.
01:13:38 Are you going to try to look that up while you're looking
01:13:39 while you're potentially looking it up?
01:13:41 We talked about this earlier and I'm gonna try to illustrate it here.
01:13:43 So here we go.
01:13:44 So we got one person laying like this way
01:13:47 right.
01:13:50 Okay.
01:13:52 And then you would have someone
01:13:55 I guess laying this way head here.
01:14:00 Wait.
01:14:02 Okay.
01:14:03 Are you doing a centerpiece.
01:14:05 Yeah. Right.
01:14:06 Would this be considered a 69 or is this something else at this point like.
01:14:10 No. Every time because every time
01:14:13 you add a new one, it's you have to add another digit, right.
01:14:16 All right. So what would this be considered?
01:14:18 Well, I'll wait till you're done and I'll tell you.
01:14:20 Well, this is going to take a while.
01:14:22 Well for every one there's a place.
01:14:24 So right now you're at one, two, three, four.
01:14:27 Is that one? Is there foreheads. Do I see foreheads
01:14:31 with the circles on the hood?
01:14:32 I've got a pretty prominent forehead.
01:14:34 60. What have you. Then?
01:14:35 What if you make a big circle and it comes back 196?
01:14:38 Okay.
01:14:39 Yeah, yeah, that's that's a circle.
01:14:43 That's a circle.
01:14:44 Circle of 69.
01:14:45 So it was a circle of 69.
01:14:50 Circle.
01:14:52 Brilliant.
01:14:55 Brilliant.
01:14:57 What are you going to do, brother?
01:14:59 Well, tell you something, brother.
01:15:05 Where do you get that old year?
01:15:06 Okay, you.
01:15:07 We can do that. Yeah. We do. Yeah, yeah.
01:15:10 All right.
01:15:11 Here's,
01:15:14 it was a circle of 16. Is.
01:15:19 Coming up much higher, so I.
01:15:23 000000.
01:15:30 Give me just
01:15:32 shows you I don't know.
01:15:35 00I like the fuck out of that.
01:15:41 Hell yeah.
01:15:41 It's, flat rants live.
01:15:44 This week we will be doing drugs.
01:15:47 You heard me right. Drugs.
01:15:57 The candy.
01:15:59 The other kid, Cliff, is such a train wreck.
01:16:02 Maybe we shouldn't even play it.
01:16:04 I like a good train wreck.
01:16:07 I know it's a dumpster fire.
01:16:10 Are they. Are there any kids involved?
01:16:12 Yeah. Bob, didn't you hear him?
01:16:14 I, like I said, his real name twice.
01:16:18 Not once.
01:16:19 Shut the fuck up, kid.
01:16:23 Who? The kid?
01:16:25 Yeah.
01:16:29 In the video, we have not played yet.
01:16:31 Yeah, yeah.
01:16:34 It's really unfortunate.
01:16:37 And then I set up a joke for myself,
01:16:39 and he picks up on it because he'll play along with anything.
01:16:43 I got an eating video. It's cheeseburgers.
01:16:46 Oh, awful.
01:16:48 I did got a dairy Queen right here.
01:16:50 Before we try the cheeseburger.
01:16:52 It's not like chicken wing fries.
01:16:55 There's our fries looking crispy.
01:16:57 That's not cool.
01:16:58 I think it's amazing.
01:16:59 You can eat with two fingers. I'm not making fun of them.
01:17:01 I just want to say it's perfectly fine.
01:17:03 Eat the camera nowadays.
01:17:04 All right. Now for the cheeseburger.
01:17:08 This.
01:17:08 I'm all right.
01:17:09 I doubt there's an update, but I'm going to get a double.
01:17:12 Patty cheese with the bacon deluxe.
01:17:15 No tomato, of course.
01:17:17 Since when?
01:17:18 We have real food
01:17:21 tastes. It's the taste.
01:17:22 Really good.
01:17:23 But be really bad for you. And way too expensive for what?
01:17:26 I love the way he steps on it with the finger.
01:17:28 Dude, that right? Right. Is that.
01:17:29 Is that a finger?
01:17:30 Which finger do you think that is? The thumb.
01:17:33 Like. Yeah. Yeah, it looks like a thumb.
01:17:38 You guys got two thumbs up.
01:17:40 And to be clear, yeah, I the best cheeseburger.
01:17:43 He's like little tiny hands, like a little chicken.
01:17:47 Yeah. Just one.
01:17:48 It's like total eating.
01:17:49 Total chicken. Perfectly fine.
01:17:53 He's doing it now.
01:17:54 There was no fight about that. That was awful.
01:17:56 That was very tough to watch.
01:17:59 He's doing a review of food.
01:18:01 Let's play nothing but chicken attack from now on.
01:18:05 Yeah, dude, I agree.
01:18:08 Got to keep that,
01:18:12 chicken that up.
01:18:14 I like that you are back.
01:18:17 Good for the first to play them I love
01:18:20 that's to get more chicken eyes.
01:18:23 But you can go.
01:18:24 Oh, God.
01:18:27 You know. No.
01:18:29 Oh, my Lord, look like
01:18:34 you want to try.
01:18:41 I love that.
01:18:44 I still dig that.
01:18:45 I don't even know what's wrong with me.
01:18:47 I'm told that's like 8 to 10 years old.
01:18:50 We should visit that.
01:18:51 Okay, so let's all open up our reading is fun.
01:18:53 Books to page 6969.
01:18:56 Hahaha.
01:19:01 Nice 69 hahaha.
01:19:07 I heard the egg, but why were you?
01:19:10 Why were you near that young kid holding two cocks?
01:19:15 I wasn't that young kid is easy, son.
01:19:19 And those are their chickens.
01:19:22 Well, it was older than that.
01:19:24 His kid is older than that.
01:19:26 He's got a younger one as well.
01:19:30 Remember, you're acting like bulky, baby.
01:19:33 Don't be so ridiculous.
01:19:36 You recorded that before he was born.
01:19:39 That's, like 12 years old.
01:19:40 He's like ten.
01:19:43 What?
01:19:45 Let's play.
01:19:46 Nothing but chicken attack from now on.
01:19:49 Yeah.
01:19:49 Agreed. No.
01:19:55 Thankfully, former Trump
01:19:57 is not seriously injured.
01:20:00 What the hell is Wimsatt?
01:20:02 I don't know,
01:20:04 I don't know former Trump Jr.
01:20:07 That was one of the most understandable things Biden's ever said that I've heard.
01:20:11 Right? Yeah.
01:20:12 And you know what? I understood what he meant.
01:20:16 Yeah.
01:20:16 So maybe it's not all that bad.
01:20:18 Go with by what I meant, not what I said.
01:20:21 Right, I don't I have I have to clean up everybody's
01:20:24 speech for him.
01:20:29 My my point of this was that,
01:20:32 women are ill equipped to say, argue with me,
01:20:37 but so are you guys. So,
01:20:39 you know.
01:20:40 Well, I guess I will.
01:20:41 Come on, just a couple of questions.
01:20:43 How does that.
01:20:48 How do you rate women so well?
01:20:50 I think of a man and I take away
01:20:53 reason and accountability.
01:20:57 I like to break up,
01:21:01 and I don't take no orders from the government, by the way,
01:21:03 by the way, I don't take no orders from no women.
01:21:09 Yeah, I might not have a popular stance on this, but.
01:21:16 I can offer through Sex Trade on it.
01:21:19 I could fight real hard, but
01:21:23 we got married.
01:21:25 You know, we never get started.
01:21:28 I think we good.
01:21:29 It looks pretty broken
01:21:32 bones.
01:21:32 Well, you love my life. You.
01:21:42 Know you played complaining
01:21:45 when you got a job to do.
01:21:48 And I miss down at the tavern.
01:21:52 And that's what I there tonight. And.
01:21:58 You go.
01:21:58 Yeah. I'm pretty sure the rough.
01:22:02 Yeah.
01:22:02 It seems like it.
01:22:07 Is that or.
01:22:08 He's in love with that mouse.
01:22:09 He just can't take his eyes off me. Right? Yeah.
01:22:11 Not even broken for a while. He just moved.
01:22:15 That's good.
01:22:16 But you 79.
01:22:20 Right now.
01:22:24 So I don't.
01:22:25 I don't think the sun jacket.
01:22:26 Ryan Adams would have been, like, nine years old.
01:22:30 Why I would, I was negative for for.
01:22:34 I'll bet you they wrote it as 79 and realized it.
01:22:38 So much better be funnier if they get that.
01:22:42 Probably true.
01:22:44 Or someone wrote in the song.
01:22:46 Is he just go ahead.
01:22:49 Because the summer of 69 would have been long.
01:22:51 I mean, the summer 79 would have been lost and forgot.
01:22:54 You don't last forever.
01:22:57 Oh yeah.
01:22:58 Yeah, I had no offense.
01:23:01 Anybody that's 60 or,
01:23:06 nine.
01:23:10 There.
01:23:11 We still need me to keep me
01:23:14 when I'm 69.
01:23:18 Perfect.
01:23:19 When I'm 16.
01:23:21 And a whole string of 69.
01:23:28 You could string a whole six,
01:23:29 set a string a 69 on the Christmas tree.
01:23:33 Oh, yeah.
01:23:34 They would spice them.
01:23:36 Bison.
01:23:38 Bison.
01:23:39 That's like. All right, spice it up all in the same
01:23:42 again, I think I like it.
01:23:44 Okay, so whatever I have for me is getting even worse.
01:23:47 All right.
01:23:49 I'm monitoring that.
01:23:50 As your physician,
01:23:53 eating the pets of their eating the,
01:23:56 the people that came in, he's just giving the bath.
01:23:59 It's a cold.
01:24:01 They're eating.
01:24:02 Oh, no, that's salt eating the dogs.
01:24:05 The people that came in. See, now I know dog person, cat person, cats are gay,
01:24:09 yada yada.
01:24:09 But that's why dogs are stupid.
01:24:11 And cats are better.
01:24:12 Cat would never let you put it in a pot.
01:24:14 Play a game like they're eating the pets.
01:24:17 Cats are people that live there.
01:24:20 Better maybe not better, but they're smarter.
01:24:22 They're eating the dog, and even the dogs know that.
01:24:25 Both sides are fine with that.
01:24:27 They're they're eating the dogs.
01:24:29 The cats eat the cat, eat the cat.
01:24:32 They're eating the dogs.
01:24:34 They're eating the cats.
01:24:35 Eat the cat. Eat, eat the cat.
01:24:37 They're eating the dogs.
01:24:39 They're eating the cats.
01:24:40 Eat the cat. Eat the cat.
01:24:42 They're eating the dog.
01:24:43 They're eating the cat.
01:24:45 What? The dog. Don't eat the cat. Like it?
01:24:48 They're eating like that.
01:24:49 They're eating the cat.
01:24:50 That changes the whole show, though.
01:24:52 They're eating the fact that 69 eat the cat.
01:24:56 Know that 69 cats and dogs, eating the dog,
01:24:59 eating the cat, and eating meat dog at the same time.
01:25:01 And a heterosexual never see a 69 dog eating, never seen an animal 69.
01:25:06 Eat the cat.
01:25:08 No fuck but eating I've seen right?
01:25:11 But I've no, they're eating the dogs.
01:25:13 They're eating.
01:25:14 No, eat the cat. Eat, eat the cat.
01:25:16 Yeah, there's the dog eating.
01:25:18 Wow. He's going to rip his pants off.
01:25:20 Those are those pants.
01:25:22 Somebody's going to work off right now.
01:25:23 The cat's in Springfield.
01:25:26 They're eating the dogs.
01:25:28 The people that came in, they're eating the cats.
01:25:30 They're eating.
01:25:32 They're eating the pets of the people that live there.
01:25:36 And the eating field.
01:25:39 They're eating the dogs.
01:25:42 They're eating the field. Ohio.
01:25:44 Where? Eating the pets.
01:25:46 That's the place they know what Springfield.
01:25:49 They're eating the dogs.
01:25:51 Ohio. That's eating the cats.
01:25:54 Tennessee I think I have to make sure they don't stop the people.
01:25:58 They don't want to piss off any states.
01:26:01 People on Springfield, please don't eat.
01:26:03 Yeah. They're eating.
01:26:04 The dogs are eating. The cats eat the cat.
01:26:07 Eat the cat. No. Thank you.
01:26:09 The dog, the people that came in, they're eating the cats.
01:26:13 They're eating.
01:26:14 They're eating the pets of the people that live there.
01:26:19 They're eating the dog.
01:26:21 They're eating the dogs.
01:26:22 They're eating the cats.
01:26:23 Eat the cat. Eat. Eat the cat.
01:26:27 They're eating the dog.
01:26:28 Eat the cat.
01:26:29 Eat, eat, eat the cat is the cat.
01:26:32 Eat the cat, the cat.
01:26:33 The cat eat the cat.
01:26:35 They're eating the dog.
01:26:37 Don't they hate when they make the white people?
01:26:39 Like in movies and the shucking and jiving shit.
01:26:42 They're eating the cats eating when they do it, they're allowed to do the
01:26:46 pets. Springfield.
01:26:49 They're eating the dogs.
01:26:50 The people that came in, they're eating the cats.
01:26:53 They're eating.
01:26:55 They're eating the pets of the people that live there.
01:26:59 Oh, he likes it.
01:27:00 First, he didn't like the oh, wait a minute.
01:27:02 They're eating the dog.
01:27:03 They go, where's the what?
01:27:05 The dog doing cats.
01:27:06 They're eating well, I visited a couple times.
01:27:08 I just don't think it's going through.
01:27:09 Here's your internet won't handle two sounds at one time, right?
01:27:12 What the dog doing?
01:27:14 They're eating in Springfield.
01:27:17 They're eating the dogs. The people.
01:27:19 My favorite.
01:27:19 They're eating the cats. They're eating.
01:27:22 They're eating the pets of the people that live
01:27:26 in Springfield.
01:27:30 Oh, it's been thrown out.
01:27:33 Oh, yeah.
01:27:34 He's out of the.
01:27:36 This is three.
01:27:38 It's, classic question.
01:27:42 Am I like
01:27:44 it's a bloody the finds out from me let it down.
01:27:48 But, Savannah's his dog.
01:27:50 Oh my God, what am I talking so much about?
01:27:53 It's nothing but
01:27:56 what's up, what's up, what's up?
01:27:59 Eminem.
01:28:00 Nice to meet you.
01:28:04 That.
01:28:08 Nice.
01:28:09 No fucking up.
01:28:11 Oh, I even better.
01:28:13 I forgot, I do have finger. Finger.
01:28:15 This finger finger
01:28:18 I never noticed, but Eminem and I have a very similar nose.
01:28:21 We must must share a past.
01:28:26 I mean, one that sniffs male butthole.
01:28:29 Yeah.
01:28:30 No, I, I, I think that's a naked ass.
01:28:34 Maybe we were Eskimo brothers.
01:28:35 There.
01:28:37 My favorite.
01:28:38 Come on.
01:28:40 The fact that we,
01:28:44 And so you.
01:28:45 We don't care.
01:28:47 I'm glad you got a boyfriend
01:28:50 in the butthole. This is my channel home.
01:28:54 All right.
01:28:54 It's. It's
01:28:56 one of those three things as good as, fantastic.
01:29:00 As of last sack.
01:29:02 That's flyswatter.
01:29:03 That's.
01:29:09 I'd storm out two.
01:29:12 Oh, I leave when you can storm out.
01:29:14 We are.
01:29:15 We all know it was a
01:29:17 fun set up.
01:29:20 It's tricky. You
01:29:24 to rock around the rock.
01:29:25 That's right on time. It's tricky.
01:29:27 It's tricky.
01:29:29 Make treated to drop tricky one by string.
01:29:32 On to one particular audience member.
01:29:35 Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was, it was, it was a setup.
01:29:38 It was set up time.
01:29:40 It does seem set up.
01:29:41 We said that about five minutes.
01:29:42 Know it was set up.
01:29:45 It this was like that was done in the past.
01:29:47 And they, they talked about it afterwards and it was said I'd be say
01:29:49 I got fingerless gloves, I forgot I had them there. It's tricky. Them
01:29:53 tricky.
01:29:53 Very tricky.
01:29:57 This one comes to us, via Reddit,
01:29:59 which is why the content maybe, maybe, a little bit different.
01:30:03 Okay.
01:30:04 Dear flag, so this guy and I had been having a,
01:30:10 word crime.
01:30:11 I got this.
01:30:13 So this guy had been having an affair
01:30:17 with.
01:30:18 So this guy,
01:30:21 I had been having an affair with him six years now.
01:30:25 I think it's the. I think it's the way this is written.
01:30:28 It's not written correctly.
01:30:29 So this guy I had been having an affair,
01:30:32 I go back and people had been having this,
01:30:37 you know, this this is not a sentence.
01:30:39 This is not a sentence is the problem.
01:30:41 Okay.
01:30:41 She starts a paragraph with so number one.
01:30:44 So yeah this was like yeah, yeah.
01:30:47 Imagine writing a letter and got it just right, having a paper in school and
01:30:51 starting this. And so.
01:30:54 Right.
01:30:54 So this guy I had been having an affair for over six years
01:30:59 in parentheses.
01:31:01 We've known each other for over 20 years and we were both unhappy in our marriage.
01:31:05 Close parentheses period.
01:31:08 So we're sentence is so this guy had been having affair
01:31:11 for over six years period
01:31:14 I was that's not a sentence okay.
01:31:16 You're right.
01:31:18 So I'm going to blame them.
01:31:20 So we years and they were unhappy in their marriage right.
01:31:24 Right now we're both divorced.
01:31:26 And now he won't talk to me anymore.
01:31:29 I don't understand what happened or if I should even care.
01:31:31 But I miss his company.
01:31:34 And to be honest, I'm scared to be intimate with anyone else.
01:31:37 I've texted him.
01:31:39 I've texted him a few times and no response at all.
01:31:43 If he's seeing someone, or maybe he's back with his wife,
01:31:48 what if he's seeing someone?
01:31:50 Or maybe he's back with his wife? Comma.
01:31:53 But I wish he'd just tell me.
01:31:55 Signed.
01:31:56 What happened?
01:31:58 Oh, okay.
01:31:59 I'll tell you what happened.
01:32:00 It's not exciting anymore.
01:32:02 It's not cheating anymore. It's not an affair anymore.
01:32:05 He doesn't want a real relationship with you.
01:32:06 Get over it.
01:32:09 You know, probably talking to several bitches.
01:32:11 And then, like, once he broke up with her, you know, this is the better one.
01:32:15 I'm going to pick the best one.
01:32:17 Right?
01:32:17 Was not the best one.
01:32:18 Yeah, yeah, he'll hear from her.
01:32:21 I mean, she'll hear from anyone ever.
01:32:23 Has anyone ever done that had maybe like, one
01:32:26 or 2 or 3 or multiple that kind of where you were like, man.
01:32:29 And you're like, let me just I'm going to go with the best one.
01:32:32 Yeah.
01:32:33 It was called middle school, but that was cool.
01:32:36 Yeah, but nothing, nothing was official.
01:32:37 And then all of a sudden you were just like, you know, I got to choose one.
01:32:40 And it's like, well, yeah, the best one.
01:32:41 Like, right.
01:32:42 Then it's like, damn well, let's stick with the best one.
01:32:45 But if the best one falls out, do you are you where you want to jump to?
01:32:49 The second best one.
01:32:51 Which was usually her favorite, which was usually her friend.
01:32:55 Right.
01:32:56 Yeah. Yes. I never got the friend group thing.
01:32:58 It's always.
01:32:59 It was always funny to me though.
01:33:01 Just passed that bitch around.
01:33:02 I don't know, it seems weird.
01:33:04 Oh yeah.
01:33:05 I'll keep my story to myself.
01:33:07 I may or may not have married my friends.
01:33:11 Oh no, oh no, oh my kids don't find out.
01:33:14 I said may or may not have a house.
01:33:17 Are you my.
01:33:20 My buddy from the old school
01:33:22 is married to his sister.
01:33:25 Let me say that again.
01:33:27 My buddy from high school is married.
01:33:30 The easy sister.
01:33:32 But are they both good people?
01:33:35 Usually, yeah, yeah, like usually in the friend.
01:33:38 There's always one without.
01:33:40 Without me.
01:33:41 This doesn't happen.
01:33:42 I'm like right jammed up in the middle.
01:33:44 Well, but it's funny too, because when you're like pals
01:33:47 and you're young and you're single and stuff, you make fun of you,
01:33:49 like, don't touch, you know?
01:33:50 But then when you think about it, you're like, whoa, wait a minute.
01:33:53 That's probably the best thing.
01:33:54 They're happy together, right? Like person or off,
01:33:57 or you're my sister.
01:33:59 I don't think I said that's not what I meant.
01:34:02 You're not passing her off because you didn't fuck her first.
01:34:04 She's your sister, right?
01:34:06 To fuck something you like.
01:34:07 You my fucking my sister and just call you lesbian.
01:34:09 You both just kind of been done with the looking for people.
01:34:12 Yeah, well, yeah, he.
01:34:15 I was trying to say, though, to you think more of the relationship
01:34:17 and being happy part than just the fucking part
01:34:19 when you get no sister, sex is like practice sex, dude, do you know
01:34:23 why, going down on your sister thinking it's like that, right?
01:34:27 Oh, light beer.
01:34:29 Honestly, I would, I would potentially prefer
01:34:31 to hand over just a classical, you know, it's not right with.
01:34:36 But but with your sister.
01:34:39 Yeah, it is happening.
01:34:40 I think you guys are having two different conversations.
01:34:42 I don't have a sister.
01:34:44 That doesn't make it sound any better.
01:34:47 Yeah, okay, I don't know. I.
01:34:50 I'd have a 69 with your sister.
01:34:56 We're buffering.
01:35:00 I'm Chris Pontius, and this 169.
01:35:04 The what?
01:35:04 The blind 69 Chris Pontius.
01:35:08 And this is the plane flying. 69.
01:35:16 Yes. This is the best video I could find of it on the internet.
01:35:19 I, I tried to, if I have them on somewhat bootlegged.
01:35:23 That's a shame. Couldn't find that. Couldn't find it.
01:35:25 I don't know if it's from jackass two,
01:35:27 because I scanned jackass two and jackass 2.5.
01:35:29 But just kind of buffed through it and didn't find that clip.
01:35:33 I think it was on some extra scene or some shit like that.
01:35:36 But yeah, the flying 69 Chris Pontius and Steve-O.
01:35:42 Mullet is the kid that's here.
01:35:44 No mullet. Is that a mullet or.
01:35:45 No, that's that's literally
01:35:47 he needs to go as Joe Dirt and all he needs are highlights in there.
01:35:51 Halloween. This is your. This is your outfit.
01:35:53 The kid.
01:35:55 I we're 12th.
01:35:57 We're doing it here.
01:35:58 We're doing a super early holiday party.
01:36:00 You know, my birthday here.
01:36:04 And we'll have, records.
01:36:06 Oh, if you go back to your recordings of people at my last birthday party,
01:36:10 my 50th, Brady walked around and recorded people wishing me a happy birthday.
01:36:16 Guess what?
01:36:16 Guess who one of those people was?
01:36:20 Me. Present president Trump the kid.
01:36:24 The kid. Was that involved?
01:36:25 No, the kid was at that party. Shut the fuck up.
01:36:28 He one of those little, retards.
01:36:33 I assume everyone's got Down's syndrome.
01:36:35 Unless they prove otherwise.
01:36:36 I assume everyone has down syndrome.
01:36:39 What what what what what were they debating?
01:36:42 They were debating something so ridiculous that young people with the afterlife.
01:36:46 Oh, consciousness.
01:36:47 Oh. No.
01:36:48 No, friggin body mind dualism.
01:36:53 Body mind dualism.
01:36:55 Yeah, that was the.
01:36:56 That was such and such a good one.
01:36:57 You got a good white dude voice draw.
01:37:00 It was the body.
01:37:01 It was the white man voice.
01:37:03 There's this is. Oh, I can't wait.
01:37:06 It's like.
01:37:07 Such as like I have a white voice or I talk like like this.
01:37:12 Like a white man sound.
01:37:13 I sound white, dude.
01:37:16 How about this elevator? What is that about that debate?
01:37:19 I've got a one point. Oh, you want me to.
01:37:21 Wasn't that a lot of fun?
01:37:23 Yeah. No.
01:37:24 How about the debate show?
01:37:25 That was just a week ago.
01:37:27 Was it in Springfield, Illinois, just yesterday?
01:37:30 The dogs, the people that came in, they're eating the cats.
01:37:34 They're eating.
01:37:35 They're eating the pets of the people that live there.
01:37:40 And this is what's happening in our country.
01:37:42 In Springfield.
01:37:43 They're eating the dog fucking people that came in.
01:37:46 They're eating the cats.
01:37:48 They're eating there.
01:37:50 Here's a better
01:37:50 drawing that you were trying to do, just in case you were wondering. Oh,
01:37:55 still, line drive.
01:37:57 Yeah. Tasteful.
01:37:59 Why is there a reason?
01:38:01 Why is that?
01:38:03 Why is the child on top so small? They.
01:38:05 That's not two people.
01:38:06 That is like an adult and a child on top.
01:38:09 Now, men are just a lot bigger than women.
01:38:11 That's kind of my point. My point at the heart.
01:38:14 Fuck, no. Fuck you. Look at the arms. That is a tiny woman.
01:38:17 Then where are the legs? On this? Yeah, she.
01:38:19 No, she's just a paraplegic.
01:38:22 And that's wrong too.
01:38:24 She has no legs.
01:38:25 Why is that wrong? She means loving, too.
01:38:28 It would be easier to 69 with a with no woman
01:38:31 with no legs and no legs and get in the way, all right?
01:38:34 Yeah. No legs.
01:38:36 Legs. No legs in the way.
01:38:40 It is best with a woman on top in that scenario.
01:38:43 How about zero gravity 69?
01:38:45 What do you mean, on top? Why can't you just lay side by side?
01:38:48 Same side by side. That makes it more comfortable. Yeah.
01:38:50 The older you get, the more side by side position becomes.
01:38:53 Oh, why would 69.
01:38:55 What are you gonna like to smush?
01:38:57 I remember doing that shit when I was younger,
01:39:00 picking a girl up and standing up 69.
01:39:02 But that shit ain't happening anymore.
01:39:04 Oh, like the Blades of Glory?
01:39:07 Yes. Or the jackass like Blades of Glory, or like jackass or both.
01:39:11 Neither like the Eminem, but.
01:39:13 Oh, not not running and jumping and catching.
01:39:16 See it in 69.
01:39:17 You had ice skates then that's too much.
01:39:20 You were on ice skates.
01:39:21 I've been on ice skates. Correct.
01:39:23 I was brother's watching, man.
01:39:25 He would have loved that clip.
01:39:27 You know what? I loved that clip
01:39:29 we're going to do.
01:39:30 Where is it?
01:39:33 It moved. See, I think can you.
01:39:35 You can't move the clips around. Right? Where do you come?
01:39:37 The one thing. Oh, my. Oh, Rushmore.
01:39:40 Because they are not ranked one through four, it is just.
01:39:43 Oh, there's a four in Rushmore.
01:39:46 Gary, I actually can.
01:39:48 What are there things I made in your life besides my
01:39:53 guessing games, things
01:39:55 you've ever done in your life and obviously not having sex with a man?
01:39:58 That's not where I'm going with this.
01:39:59 I mean, like, the closest you came to thinking you were really where you came.
01:40:05 Yeah, I'm going to a pro wrestling show.
01:40:08 That's pretty obvious. That's a that's a good one.
01:40:10 They're all in tights and, that's pretty.
01:40:12 I was I was in theater.
01:40:16 I'm gonna come thespian.
01:40:19 Yeah.
01:40:20 Well, wait, what are you an adult or were you, like, in high school?
01:40:23 High school?
01:40:25 Let's see.
01:40:26 Maybe the other high school people thought you were gay, but that's.
01:40:28 I think that's pretty cool after a year in hindsight.
01:40:31 Right? It's, the lie.
01:40:32 They learned a lie there.
01:40:34 I was actually in band.
01:40:36 Those were called band fags.
01:40:38 Ooh, there's a good third one. Yep. That's.
01:40:40 That was one of mine. You do stuff.
01:40:43 You took one of mine. All right.
01:40:45 I went disco.
01:40:46 Both were band fags.
01:40:48 Yeah.
01:40:49 Oh, my God, that explains everything.
01:40:51 I was first chair trumpet.
01:40:53 Oh, my God, I totally get it now.
01:40:56 So none of the drummers were band fags.
01:40:59 To be clear, we just. We didn't even go to band.
01:41:01 We had, in the middle of the day where we went.
01:41:03 Did you?
01:41:04 Which the drums?
01:41:05 Did you play a drum set or did you play the drums?
01:41:08 Both. During marching band, I played the bass drum.
01:41:14 I had a hat with a fucking clue.
01:41:17 Yeah, nothing says I'm straight.
01:41:19 Quite like a hat with a plume.
01:41:21 And it was.
01:41:22 So I did the, I did the band thing.
01:41:25 I did the ice show thing.
01:41:26 My own ice show, like, covered with, like, you got a sequined outfit?
01:41:31 No, like I'm bringing it up because that
01:41:33 we watched it twice, and I had PTSD, and I'm like, oh, God.
01:41:37 But when I was a tiny, tiny little wee lad.
01:41:39 Yeah, I wore a crazy gay outfit, put on ice
01:41:42 skates and dance in an ice show because my sister
01:41:44 was one of the really good, like, Olympic style level.
01:41:47 Yeah, she did all the cool shit.
01:41:48 You you figured, well, it's good he was.
01:41:51 Yeah. They dragged me out there too.
01:41:52 They're like, why don't you like it?
01:41:53 And I would, I do there's pictures of me.
01:41:55 I mean it's it's tore.
01:41:57 It's almost up, you know, you know, leotard.
01:42:00 I've got a pond out here when it freezes.
01:42:03 Even back then, I was like, hold on a second.
01:42:04 So I played two characters.
01:42:06 I played the one that was pretty gay, like in a yellowish like characters.
01:42:09 What do you mean, characters? On ice?
01:42:11 It's an ice show. Yeah. Disney on Ice wasn't just.
01:42:13 Yeah, kind of.
01:42:14 I played, was I pretty good?
01:42:17 Oh, I've seen it.
01:42:19 You've seen. It's weird seeing the play.
01:42:20 You've seen a play with children.
01:42:22 Not on. Not on.
01:42:23 And it's terrible.
01:42:24 Tigger in an ice show.
01:42:26 I imagine slapping ice skates on these kids.
01:42:28 I played the cop. That video. Video?
01:42:31 Snow, man.
01:42:31 The stuff was their video back then, though.
01:42:33 I last year, I got it.
01:42:36 I blew Frosty's whistle.
01:42:38 Oh, oh, you said you can say that on 69 on YouTube.
01:42:42 There any kids involved?
01:42:44 Okay, so that's two things that I did that were gay.
01:42:46 The third thing, there must have been some marriage involved.
01:42:50 The third thing was, swim class.
01:42:52 Oh, that was that.
01:42:54 That became that was and it wasn't.
01:42:55 But, you know, when when it came in the locker room and
01:42:57 and then the fourth thing was obviously the truckstop glory hole.
01:43:01 Right?
01:43:01 Obviously.
01:43:03 Well, he was he was the only customer
01:43:07 and the only other car in the parking lot was the dude there in the store.
01:43:11 Who do you think was on the other side of that glory hole?
01:43:13 Well, because they thought I was a woman.
01:43:15 I don't think it's gay.
01:43:17 Right?
01:43:18 Do you see, I did when I went to the Glory Hole, I think I was the
01:43:21 you know, I know we guys not to.
01:43:24 It's only gay if.
01:43:27 If, if if only you know.
01:43:31 Well, if you want to talk about weird, weird gay stories from our youth.
01:43:35 No, but my brothers and I.
01:43:38 Oh, so we used to have, Cub Scouts kind of sponsored, but it was like they were.
01:43:44 It was open swim regardless, so anyone could go there, but like,
01:43:46 the Cub Scouts would kind of go, hey, this is the open swim.
01:43:50 Henry Ford,
01:43:51 the second high school and, it was cool
01:43:55 because, like, the diving board was there and it was like, it was it was cool.
01:43:58 And until, like, you know, we were in the locker room
01:44:02 and there was an old man and, there's a bench seating, and he's literally nude,
01:44:08 and he's got a towel on his hand, and he's standing there foot up on the bench.
01:44:13 Oh, no.
01:44:16 No, I got his dick drying his dick and balls
01:44:19 with a towel, and my brother's like, we will never forget that.
01:44:22 We joked about it for fucking ever.
01:44:24 And we were also just very shocked and just weird.
01:44:26 Like, it was just, you know, he was like, I guess he's supposed to, like,
01:44:30 I guess he's a like, because you can be naked, but no one like
01:44:33 we would change up against our lockers with like a towel around us and shit.
01:44:36 And meanwhile this dude's
01:44:37 right behind us, like, with a towel and off his wet balls for, like, a.
01:44:43 But he was just.
01:44:44 He was just all a little bit. All right. He'd give a fuck.
01:44:46 He wasn't gay.
01:44:46 Just didn't give a fuck.
01:44:47 I don't know, because it's it's
01:44:51 such a, there's children around,
01:44:52 so I don't know if you would, as well as your balls are.
01:44:56 Was it hanging or was it hard as wet as your balls are.
01:45:01 What I saw, it was not hard, but I.
01:45:04 The second I saw it, I turned away and never looked back.
01:45:06 So my balls aren't wet.
01:45:08 I'm just saying, after a post shower, post swim like the balls out.
01:45:12 Whether you need to, like,
01:45:12 wring them out for, like, you know, a good few minutes a,
01:45:16 especially in front of children.
01:45:17 If there's kids there, I'd be kind of like, okay, this is weird.
01:45:20 I'm going to. Yeah. If there's children involved.
01:45:22 Yeah, well, once there's children involved, I mean, once there's
01:45:25 children involved, you just have to pull your dick out, right?
01:45:28 And start towel drying.
01:45:30 Yeah, we we joked about that for years.
01:45:32 So what I had kids are swimming involved, took them swimming many, many times.
01:45:37 And I would have to make a choice
01:45:38 because I had a son that was two years older than a daughter.
01:45:41 So what happened many, many times because I didn't want to get on registry.
01:45:45 I would take my daughter into the sex registry
01:45:48 changing room, and most men were very obviously respectful.
01:45:52 They would come in and go, oh, excuse me.
01:45:54 And they would just treat it differently.
01:45:56 And they would either leave and wait or go into a stall.
01:45:59 All right.
01:45:59 One time there was this young kid that I don't again,
01:46:01 I don't know if he did the same thing or not, but
01:46:03 and he kind of acted like, oh, sorry, but I so I think
01:46:07 I don't, I don't remember if he was actually exposing.
01:46:10 What did he do.
01:46:11 I don't remember exactly because I was just like, let's go, let's go.
01:46:14 And I just know I feel I feel it.
01:46:16 No, because I when my daughter was there, I shielded her.
01:46:18 I was like, hurry up, hurry up. You'll learn from the come.
01:46:20 They were changing to go swimming.
01:46:21 I just I just remember thinking shit, you know, and this he just.
01:46:26 I don't think he was old enough to understand,
01:46:29 you know, maybe he shouldn't be.
01:46:31 So I don't think people do that on purpose unless, I don't know.
01:46:34 I had a membership at lifetime for quite a while,
01:46:37 and then I went and I often said, is one of your gay things?
01:46:40 That's off. And I know you know. No, but it was a guy.
01:46:43 I used to just go there to play basketball and then, swim afterwards.
01:46:47 Because their pool was fucking gigantic.
01:46:50 There was occasionally there was occasionally
01:46:54 that weird nude dude, there was a cage, that weird new dude.
01:46:57 But they there was nothing ever, like, over-the-top about it, in my opinion.
01:47:00 But that's called uncircumcised.
01:47:02 It's not weird, dude.
01:47:04 I just this once in a while, there was that weird dude.
01:47:06 I know what you mean. That weird nude dude.
01:47:08 That one weird nude when you said that. Yeah.
01:47:10 Was just comfortable with, like, his dick out in front of everyone, I don't know.
01:47:13 What do you mean?
01:47:14 So we were a sticker.
01:47:16 See? That's me, unfortunately.
01:47:17 Is that always voyeuristic?
01:47:19 Do you think there's a.
01:47:20 Do you think there's an instance in which you would have your dick out publicly
01:47:24 and it wouldn't be voyeuristic?
01:47:25 Gary, there's always a classic story that is told.
01:47:28 Yeah. Peeing, being drunk and peeing.
01:47:30 We've whipped our dick out all the time.
01:47:31 It wasn't gay about flipping or flipping through some photographs.
01:47:35 Oh yeah, and I was completely nude.
01:47:39 True story.
01:47:39 Okay. Yeah. This is a George story.
01:47:42 Is it, Gary story as told, like, you know,
01:47:45 hey, it's a Gary story
01:47:46 til the door is closed by Gary, worked at this hippie
01:47:50 natural food store, and, and we all got naked
01:47:53 and went out to a quarry, and there's a picture.
01:47:56 Be glad I did not hear the.
01:47:58 I thought it was at a beach.
01:47:59 Like you wouldn't like it.
01:48:02 It was a beach. Your wife?
01:48:05 No. No, no, he's in a rock quarry.
01:48:08 Oh, yeah.
01:48:08 That would be under beach.
01:48:10 Very nice. Nice. A rock quarry.
01:48:13 It was a rock quarry.
01:48:15 Okay, so I went to the disc golf course that was in the rock quarry.
01:48:18 It was a old rock quarry, but it was, like, fucking beautiful.
01:48:21 And they had water features and stuff, but,
01:48:23 if there was a peak asphalt, it's not a beach.
01:48:25 Go on. It was in upstate New York. But.
01:48:29 Yeah. Go ahead.
01:48:29 Sorry. Continue my continue.
01:48:33 Oh, yeah.
01:48:33 And so I think I was doing
01:48:35 a cartwheel or something and someone took a picture of me.
01:48:37 I was completely. You were in real.
01:48:41 You were in a cartwheel.
01:48:42 So your dick was like, what are you doing?
01:48:44 Why 9:00?
01:48:45 We got records.
01:48:46 We got back.
01:48:47 Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh 69 upside down,
01:48:52 a steady 69 upside down.
01:48:53 I was like, handstand, make it.
01:48:55 Or maybe
01:48:57 not, but a penis.
01:48:59 Oh, a little nervous penis from the album is somebody do and so So easy was so fun
01:49:04 through these pictures that I didn't I failed to take that one on there
01:49:07 and censor for like 90.
01:49:08 And there he is staring at my penis.
01:49:11 And I was like 90 bucks, right?
01:49:13 Did you say, oh yeah,
01:49:15 that's it. Back when you had a. Yeah.
01:49:18 And for a he dropped the whole stack of pictures.
01:49:21 As soon as he saw my penis,
01:49:22 he dropped the whole stack, grabbed that one and ran out the ran out the room.
01:49:25 Yes. Yeah.
01:49:26 The other hand tucked in one of the photo.
01:49:29 It's weird, right, that I want to see the photo.
01:49:31 Right. I'll try to find it for you.
01:49:33 Where are we going to? You're going to blurred out versions.
01:49:35 Yeah, yeah.
01:49:36 The word that's the worst part is you don't
01:49:38 know how to put a tiny little sticker over the important part.
01:49:42 Like the smallest sticker unifying over the, you know,
01:49:45 put a second over everything except your dick.
01:49:47 Put a right. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:49:49 Or really covered all my nipples, but leave that exposed.
01:49:53 Put a bunch of stickers all over except where your dick is.
01:49:56 And then we have to try to find where your dick is, right?
01:49:58 Like, where's where's Waldo?
01:49:59 Yeah. Bingo.
01:50:02 All right. But any kids involved?
01:50:05 Who is a kid?
01:50:06 Dumpster fire video other than dumpster fire.
01:50:09 Funny story. I forgot which one I played.
01:50:12 And, you played the most recent one,
01:50:15 so the older one is the one you're looking for in it.
01:50:18 Appreciate that.
01:50:20 In this corner, at 123 pounds, with safety glasses and a will to
01:50:24 not just no question, but also kids, and you know that the kid was beyond years.
01:50:30 What my mom.
01:50:33 Why are there any kids involved?
01:50:36 It's not up where it was.
01:50:37 Give me a call.
01:50:38 Why or why would we give you a call?
01:50:40 You call the show, fuckface.
01:50:42 The show can't dial out or cannot.
01:50:45 Yeah we can.
01:50:46 Yeah, we can give a call. Maybe it can. Well, I don't know.
01:50:48 Drop your.
01:50:49 Drop your number in the chat.
01:50:52 Yeah, let's do that.
01:50:54 Let's put that number up there.
01:50:55 We'll give you a call
01:50:56 if we we don't anything that bad I know we've doxed.
01:50:59 Gary basically says where he works and lives all the time, but
01:51:03 I think we've actually doxed anybody yet.
01:51:05 Armada shut the fuck up, kid.
01:51:09 Cray.
01:51:10 Hey. Hello.
01:51:11 You know what's going to LED Zeppelin shirt? Of course.
01:51:13 Fucking millennials.
01:51:16 He's wearing it.
01:51:17 Ironically, though, I know that's a bill.
01:51:19 He's got a Nirvana shirt, too. I'm sure.
01:51:21 A special day in history.
01:51:23 Not only is it Friday the 13th, it's Kate's birthday,
01:51:26 so I got a Ramones shirt too.
01:51:27 Oh, happy birthday, fagot.
01:51:30 Oh, I had oh.
01:51:31 Anyway, birthday.
01:51:32 I got, since we don't go, there was good rehearsal.
01:51:36 I'm not sure. 22. Yes. 22.
01:51:39 Nailed it.
01:51:40 Yeah. Okay. Drink and drive. Yeah.
01:51:43 Yes. Once you. You can always drive.
01:51:45 You can drink.
01:51:46 You always drink and drive or divulge.
01:51:49 You could allegedly. What?
01:51:51 So you mean I could have been doing it a year before I turned 22?
01:51:54 I hate to get dark, so. Yeah, it's.
01:51:56 You could do it several years before you turn 22, but, you know.
01:51:59 Wait, what did you just say?
01:52:00 You just said Dax to.
01:52:01 I just said Dax, and then he said Dax. Does he listening?
01:52:04 Wait, no. This. Yeah. He's me.
01:52:05 He's a magical kid.
01:52:07 Have you seen his new golden mullet?
01:52:10 Have you seen his luck?
01:52:11 Beautiful luck of mullet.
01:52:13 Look at that magical. It's magical.
01:52:16 Since we don't practices, obviously there was no link combs it.
01:52:19 I'm not sure.
01:52:20 You say comes it? Yes.
01:52:22 Combs. Yeah, but I would come in.
01:52:24 Sarah Combs.
01:52:26 All right, let's this is where we left off.
01:52:28 Standing here for this car.
01:52:29 But you nailed it.
01:52:31 No, that's where we left off.
01:52:32 Drive now, so I just. I'm not.
01:52:35 Do you think that that film has been up his butt before you?
01:52:38 Yeah. Yeah.
01:52:39 Okay. Drink and drive.
01:52:39 That thumb right there. This thumb right here.
01:52:42 But of the books.
01:52:43 Oh, no, it's the other one.
01:52:44 I know it's very long.
01:52:45 It's a long time for a little or or divulge his real name,
01:52:48 because somehow our producer figured out your home address.
01:52:51 Yeah, somehow I hate to get done.
01:52:53 So he ordered a weird. He ordered a shirt.
01:52:56 We have to deliver a shirt.
01:52:57 It wasn't like magic.
01:52:58 Well, and then our coworker, I have to put my name into Google.
01:53:02 He showed me all of my previous addresses.
01:53:04 Oh, dude, you should see the list that I have access to a basket case.
01:53:08 I know
01:53:09 you've shown me.
01:53:10 Oh, green Day, Reverend. Somebody has a Green Day shirt, too.
01:53:13 Another fan guy called into air, and, no, no, he doesn't like Green Day.
01:53:17 Other. Oh, no. I'm positive.
01:53:20 Pause up who is called an air Gary for maker
01:53:24 for for making inappropriate videos out back.
01:53:28 Oh, Chelsea. And that's her name.
01:53:30 Oh, no. You're calling him out.
01:53:32 You're doxing them.
01:53:33 It's Chelsea girls. Are you going to.
01:53:36 You go into the story.
01:53:38 I don't know, I said em, you know I don't them they them all.
01:53:43 Okay, well, you can tell the story afterwards.
01:53:44 Let's continue then.
01:53:46 Yeah. You shouldn't be too surprised about that.
01:53:48 Okay.
01:53:49 Another coworker looks back into HR,
01:53:52 and I have a problem with the people that call other coworkers into HR.
01:53:57 Not not the people they get called on.
01:53:58 Would it be behoove to stop and tell the story of Chelsea right now?
01:54:02 Oh, no, no, no, it wouldn't help.
01:54:05 Okay. Sorry.
01:54:07 Who would help me?
01:54:08 Oh, she said something very inappropriate in front of a very sensitive coworker,
01:54:14 and I would not have pulled off the same thing,
01:54:16 even though I say far worse things and she in it, and it hit wrong.
01:54:20 So they got both pulled into an HR meeting.
01:54:24 Well, I don't what to say. What?
01:54:27 So how do you know?
01:54:28 How do you how do you know that they were a sensitive coworker.
01:54:30 You've heard it's, word of mouth.
01:54:32 No, I I you can should you, by looking at them.
01:54:36 Correct.
01:54:37 The way she holds herself, the way she's got, blue
01:54:40 hair or, I was, the same thing.
01:54:43 It's even worse.
01:54:44 It's like shooting.
01:54:45 It's like the alleged shooter today. He actually.
01:54:48 She looks like she lives alone.
01:54:49 Like you can.
01:54:50 If if she were to 69, she would do it with a woman.
01:54:55 Yeah,
01:54:56 yeah, with blue hair.
01:54:58 With purple hair.
01:55:00 It can't. No. There can be something wrong with that.
01:55:02 There is no, no lesbians.
01:55:05 Sure. But for now, it's great.
01:55:08 Not all lesbians look like the ones that look like in porn.
01:55:11 The real life ones are not always like.
01:55:15 It's actually true the ones in born.
01:55:17 See, I love women so much that it's like watching a movie like
01:55:20 Ugly Women 69 than watching handsome men.
01:55:24 It'd be like watching the NBA or the NFL and and assuming that
01:55:27 every single person is capable of doing that, every single person is
01:55:33 capable of being that athletic and that, like, capable of running, jumping fast.
01:55:38 That's not not reality.
01:55:39 So don't watch lesbian porn
01:55:40 and assume that that's real, because that's not reality.
01:55:46 What reality?
01:55:49 Porn wouldn't get me off?
01:55:52 I know, that's what I'm saying.
01:55:53 He's out. Yeah.
01:55:54 Get a mirror.
01:55:55 Try that one. Once.
01:55:56 We're are.
01:55:56 Yeah, that's a fuck. Yeah.
01:55:58 I said those records yourself.
01:56:00 That's a fun game too. Yeah. My.
01:56:02 On my iPhone three, I made a video on me in a mirror.
01:56:05 Self raping so I can masturbate to me masturbating to me masturbating.
01:56:09 Did you not hear the episode two episodes ago?
01:56:11 Do you not watch the show?
01:56:13 I don't know you're talking about are you not a fan of segment?
01:56:16 I recorded myself playing the drums one I have never played the drums again,
01:56:19 so there's no way I'm going to record myself or watch the show.
01:56:23 Is it because you suck at playing the drums?
01:56:24 Is that what you're getting to know? I'm pretty good, but I look.
01:56:27 No, I'm pretty good, I look retarded, I look really.
01:56:30 He plays the drums on our theme song.
01:56:33 I know that was a joke.
01:56:34 I was just trying to call him out.
01:56:36 All right, I can I, I it was, it was a, it was a psychological game.
01:56:40 Either either he admits to being a pussy or he kind of just an insult.
01:56:43 Yeah, maybe I should be playing the drums, but he he still was able to.
01:56:47 Favorite place, get caught jerking off.
01:56:50 Favorite place to get called jerk off.
01:56:52 Oh yeah.
01:56:54 Trying to expand your bedroom. Hiding.
01:56:55 Hiding from jerking off
01:56:58 in your bedroom when you should have the sheets over you to run
01:57:01 for when your parents come in to wake you up and you got to quickly like
01:57:04 you hear the door touch. You hear someone open up.
01:57:06 Like turn the knob and you're like, I'm going to turn.
01:57:10 Sleeping.
01:57:12 So mine is.
01:57:13 My wife doesn't like it when I wake her up to have sex.
01:57:15 But what I'll do is I'll start just.
01:57:17 You'll wake up,
01:57:18 you'll just master myself a little bit, and then I start to get louder.
01:57:20 And she wakes you. Oh.
01:57:22 And then she just jumps right in, and she doesn't even know that.
01:57:23 That's the only.
01:57:24 I mean, I could go leave and masturbate if I didn't want to sex with her.
01:57:26 Right?
01:57:27 Right. Don't don't tell her, though.
01:57:30 That's creepy. Right? Yeah. I go, oh, you just got it.
01:57:32 Like you just got gotta, you know, it's not we gotta roll up to it.
01:57:36 Because if.
01:57:37 Yeah, sometimes I kiss in a few areas.
01:57:40 How do you show me how you show me how you would kiss it?
01:57:43 You know, sometimes you just, like, throw it in her face and then,
01:57:46 you know, you just kind of like, you know, that's that's dangerous.
01:57:51 I don't that shit could happen. I don't do that anymore.
01:57:53 Now, you don't like physically throw it.
01:57:55 You just can't make it.
01:57:56 Why do you like where you put it through anybody?
01:57:58 No, you don't do that.
01:57:59 No no no no no no, that's not what I'm saying.
01:58:01 No, no.
01:58:02 Smack her over the head with it before the court case.
01:58:05 I didn't realize it.
01:58:07 And then I didn't think, right, right.
01:58:09 I didn't think you could drape your wife.
01:58:10 But after the court case, they showed her I was wrong.
01:58:13 You can. Grape your wife.
01:58:16 Grape.
01:58:20 Do you know?
01:58:23 Flash.
01:58:24 Wait wait wait wait wait.
01:58:26 Dear clergy, please return to the kid dealing with your coworkers.
01:58:30 You got to work with these people.
01:58:31 I don't care if you like them. You just have. What's her name?
01:58:33 I forgot her name.
01:58:34 HR lady, if you can't, we'll call her Kelsey.
01:58:38 Karen. See you next Tuesday to Bob.
01:58:41 Karen? Yeah.
01:58:42 I won't let you take a day. HR.
01:58:44 Nothing gets done anyway. Is the name really Bob?
01:58:47 Wait. Bob can't hear it.
01:58:48 What would H.R.
01:58:49 think about you guys filming this video and putting it on a fucking.
01:58:53 Hey, sorry, I shouldn't have said that.
01:58:55 It was. Yep. This is the Gary.
01:58:58 I don't know nothing about it.
01:58:59 And this corner
01:59:00 at 123 pounds with safety glasses and a will to not just no question,
01:59:05 but also going out there and knowing that the kid was beyond years.
01:59:10 I know did kids
01:59:12 what are they in history?
01:59:14 Why is it Friday the 13th?
01:59:17 It's Kate's birthday. The kid's birthday.
01:59:19 Oh my God.
01:59:21 So, anyway,
01:59:23 since we don't practice this, right, there was no rehearsal.
01:59:27 I'm not sure.
01:59:28 His Ohio accent, he meant.
01:59:29 Okay. You nailed it.
01:59:31 And I don't believe that by you saying that leads me to believe
01:59:34 that you rehearsed it and you are prepared.
01:59:35 Since we don't practice in Gary's, Ohio, there was no rehearsal.
01:59:39 There was always a rehearsal.
01:59:41 Everything. This is, like, the third time.
01:59:42 I'm not sure.
01:59:43 No wonder he doesn't think there's heaven or hell
01:59:45 because it goes through my phone. Does the thing.
01:59:48 Do you wear that to work? That's your work shirt?
01:59:51 I wear a uniform.
01:59:54 While you were in that band that looks like pajamas.
01:59:57 Okay, I get the uniform when I walk into the building.
02:00:00 I'm outside of the building. They.
02:00:02 They hand it to you. Go.
02:00:03 That looks like pajamas.
02:00:05 Do you. Can you take it home and then wear their.
02:00:07 You change up there, you get news, you get new.
02:00:10 Yeah. No it's okay.
02:00:11 There's a locker room. You get naked, man.
02:00:14 No nude.
02:00:17 There are showers.
02:00:18 They don't have to get nude.
02:00:19 That I'm sure some of them do. Yeah.
02:00:22 You want to get nude? No.
02:00:25 I'm in and out of there right now.
02:00:27 So who.
02:00:29 Where do you watch this? Oh, that's the film.
02:00:31 That's, It looked like it.
02:00:33 People actually standing here in front of us.
02:00:34 I got to be honest.
02:00:36 Or divulge his real name,
02:00:38 because somehow our producer figured out your home address.
02:00:41 Yeah, I heard about that.
02:00:42 I hate to get doxed. So is is that creepy?
02:00:45 Let's talk a little.
02:00:46 But, you know, it should be flattering.
02:00:48 Really?
02:00:48 Well, and then our coworker, put my name in the Google show.
02:00:52 Okay.
02:00:53 Boomer Doxed is when somebody on the internet
02:00:56 releases sensitive information that you otherwise.
02:00:58 Oh, no, that's that's,
02:01:01 get away
02:01:02 with documents previous addresses that coworkers kind of.
02:01:06 So I'm pretty sure he's young.
02:01:07 I don't know the fancy new lingo, a basket case.
02:01:11 Yeah, so I know.
02:01:12 Hey, funny story.
02:01:13 Basket case was one of my bands.
02:01:17 Basket case, the great thing.
02:01:18 Oh, you ripped off a Green Day song. Cool. No, no.
02:01:21 Okay, I must first of all, tell you to fuck off as hard as you can
02:01:25 because I and all that green day's much more popular than me.
02:01:29 But we did it 20 years before fucking Green Day ever existed.
02:01:33 And yeah, cool.
02:01:34 Because when we were that old, Jesus Christ, yeah, 20 years.
02:01:37 This was in like an 1887, 1887.
02:01:42 We, we spelled it, I think, like,
02:01:45 I think fucking KFC just to be totally fucked up.
02:01:50 And I think the members of Green Day
02:01:51 are older than you, so I don't know how that works.
02:01:54 No, they're not.
02:01:57 When I go around.
02:01:59 Hold on, hold on, hold on.
02:02:00 Another coworker, how old is Billy Joel Armstrong
02:02:03 and I have a problem with the people that call of 52 coworkers.
02:02:07 Wait, you know? Yeah. Singers.
02:02:09 You know.
02:02:09 You know that. Yeah. I was the lead singer for Green day.
02:02:12 Green day?
02:02:12 Dougie was the first with your coworkers.
02:02:14 You got to work with your album, like parental advisory album I've ever had.
02:02:18 Sorry. I reminded them.
02:02:19 If you can't deal with them, that's your problem.
02:02:22 You shouldn't be too surprised about that.
02:02:24 Okay.
02:02:25 Another coworker.
02:02:27 That's a manager. So I'm going to.
02:02:28 And I have a problem with the people that call other. Yep.
02:02:32 So 1994.
02:02:34 So I would be so bold as to say that somehow what you say his name was green.
02:02:38 The singer for Green Day.
02:02:40 Billie Joe Armstrong somehow heard us playing in the obscure bars
02:02:43 that we were playing and said, what a great fucking name for a band.
02:02:47 I'm going to steal secrets. It's bingo.
02:02:49 So five years later, they came up with the song
02:02:51 long after they came up with it, or it hit the airwaves,
02:02:55 because you know how this shit works, right?
02:02:58 Yeah.
02:02:58 You can have a band
02:03:00 with a collection of songs, and then finally they get a the,
02:03:03 the attention of, a music day, and then they take the best of their
02:03:07 fucking shit that they already have. Okay.
02:03:09 And they commercial argument.
02:03:11 I was just saying that you don't know that, you know, when that for you
02:03:14 and the world became aware of that song five years after my band, you shut up.
02:03:19 So maybe they were making it, but I sure as hell didn't know about it.
02:03:22 Billy. Billy.
02:03:24 And that's a good idea for a band.
02:03:25 But then listen back then, you know,
02:03:26 now you can't make fun of the gays in the in the.
02:03:29 All right.
02:03:29 You can't make fun of asking anymore back that.
02:03:32 No. Yeah.
02:03:32 We got annihilated because we're like, no, it's a basket case.
02:03:35 You know, when you're all like,
02:03:35 and all frazzled and crazy because, you know, you had a bad day, right?
02:03:38 That's what the point was.
02:03:39 But they're like, no basket.
02:03:40 Case definition is a person with no arms and legs and a fucking basket.
02:03:44 Wow. I'm making.
02:03:45 And we were somehow making fun of those people.
02:03:48 And those people were very offended because they were in the right.
02:03:51 Okay. For the year.
02:03:53 I noticed that with my team,
02:03:56 the maniacs, they had to change their name
02:03:59 because apparently real maniacs were offended.
02:04:03 Well, no, you hear about the commanders.
02:04:05 That's funny.
02:04:06 Yeah, they meant like bad stigma for mental redskins.
02:04:10 Did you hear about that though?
02:04:11 The the the guy in the back right there getting it back.
02:04:14 The guy who the the family of the person who was on the,
02:04:18 the the the likeness of the the, mobile.
02:04:22 Oh. He's real. No.
02:04:23 Yeah, he's a real.
02:04:24 Yeah, he was a real person, and he did good shit.
02:04:26 And the family is mad that they took him off of it because.
02:04:29 And in the end, it's either him or relation to him
02:04:33 is on the buffalo or the, the, the Indian head nickel or whatever the, the
02:04:38 a relation to him or him himself is on the
02:04:41 that the nickel the Indian does looks.
02:04:44 Yeah, yeah, yeah it looks similar.
02:04:45 It does look similar.
02:04:46 So it's this, it is this iconic figure that was a good person that they were like
02:04:50 they wanted to honor.
02:04:51 And they're kind of mad about it that they got taken away because probably
02:04:54 because their revenue stream starting to dry up right.
02:04:59 I'm sure they're getting royalties on that yet.
02:05:03 But if they keep changing it,
02:05:04 they make a whole like, if you're a real fan,
02:05:06 you got to buy the stupid new color of the new logo, right?
02:05:09 Right.
02:05:10 No, but that's the that's that's the play, though.
02:05:12 They change the name to the commanders.
02:05:15 Everyone's got to buy a bunch of new jerseys.
02:05:17 A year or two later, they switch it back. Yeah, yeah.
02:05:19 No one's got a bad go. Okay.
02:05:21 The NFL, the cottage industry, NFL is just going to be like money laundering.
02:05:25 We should
02:05:27 locked one down.
02:05:32 Do do
02:05:34 we could, we it's a lockstep money laundering cottage cottage industry.
02:05:39 Yeah.
02:05:40 Doing that every team will start doing that.
02:05:44 That's a whole rabbit hole there
02:05:46 for coworkers into air.
02:05:48 Not not the people they get called in. Why is that?
02:05:51 Because if you're going to air, you're having trouble
02:05:53 dealing with your coworkers. You got to work with these people.
02:05:55 I don't care if you you should have just said,
02:05:57 because snitches get stitches, you like them.
02:06:00 You just have to drag them from them.
02:06:03 If you can't deal with them, that's your problem.
02:06:06 And in all seriousness, did this person come to you before they went to air?
02:06:10 Because that's no if an if a neighbor like calls the police and is like,
02:06:14 did your right bro and leaves on my yard or your radios
02:06:17 to let her fill in the blank, whatever's irritating you, dude take right back
02:06:21 or gauge with your neighbor before you can,
02:06:24 all right?
02:06:24 We have way better things to do than worry about your stupid spat,
02:06:28 right?
02:06:30 So. And I think that's.
02:06:33 What did she say?
02:06:34 Do you know? Did you hear it?
02:06:35 I did not.
02:06:38 What did you say?
02:06:39 Someone disagree with that?
02:06:40 Because I already said that that was worse.
02:06:42 I'm curious how you said. Yeah, we were were.
02:06:45 If it's something that I've said.
02:06:47 Oh, this is what I say.
02:06:49 We work with two guys named Jeremy, and I want to differentiate
02:06:53 and I'm not willing to learn their last names.
02:06:55 So I decided on Gay Jeremy and fat
02:06:58 gay Jeremy.
02:07:02 Are they indeed
02:07:04 fat and skinny or gay?
02:07:06 They're both.
02:07:07 They're both gay, so there's no reason to include that within the other.
02:07:11 Yeah, it didn't matter if they were both fat, just fatter.
02:07:14 Right?
02:07:15 He didn't say skinny dude, you mentioned Jeremy.
02:07:17 Call back to your I know, algebra, the gay cancel each other out.
02:07:21 We didn't have to mention that they equal.
02:07:23 We had no fun. The skinny equal.
02:07:26 But you bring up a good point.
02:07:27 Who's gay? You're.
02:07:31 The fat one?
02:07:32 No. The skinny.
02:07:33 Because he needs to be the OGs. You.
02:07:36 It's not that clear cut.
02:07:39 No, it is the fat one.
02:07:41 Because he needs to be.
02:07:43 Okay. Okay, I gotta go back.
02:07:45 I just see that
02:07:47 desperation.
02:07:48 Guess it's true, but it's mean.
02:07:51 He is gay or stuff.
02:07:52 Yeah, yeah. What do you get to get a gay writer?
02:07:54 People have to be happier.
02:07:56 They have to be so good to drop the fat. No.
02:07:59 It's bad.
02:08:00 Jeremy. No, just.
02:08:01 Just gay.
02:08:01 No. Just gay.
02:08:02 Jeremy has more sex.
02:08:05 More gay sex.
02:08:06 But it's it's not as like, nasty as fat gay.
02:08:10 Jeremy. It's like he wasn't go.
02:08:11 Okay, here's a need to go as far.
02:08:12 He doesn't need to prove himself.
02:08:15 If I'm going to be called into Bob's office tomorrow morning,
02:08:20 who's Bob
02:08:21 of Jesus?
02:08:22 Where have you been wrong. You're better. Yeah.
02:08:25 That's better. You're having trouble dealing with your coworkers.
02:08:27 You got to work with these people. I don't care if you like them.
02:08:29 You just have to have a working relationship to work with them.
02:08:33 If you can't deal with them, that's your problem.
02:08:36 Yeah, that sounds legit. To take it to Bob.
02:08:39 I'll.
02:08:40 I won't let you take it, H.R..
02:08:42 Nothing. It's not anyway so. Correct.
02:08:44 So that's kind of you're left to your own devices here. So.
02:08:47 So, this week, the, Oh, look at the when the topic is 69.
02:08:53 Nice thing about having a birthday is if you're doing it right,
02:08:56 that's the one day a dude 1698 of this free pass.
02:09:01 No problem.
02:09:02 Exactly. Free. Pam. Birthday. Six.
02:09:05 Know a woman? She can get laid whenever she wants so that.
02:09:07 Oh, get doesn't apply their birthday.
02:09:09 Their birthday is not a special.
02:09:11 Right.
02:09:11 But, But the reciprocal is the thing here.
02:09:15 Hold on. Men use that. I know it's cheap.
02:09:18 It's kind of like proposing on Christmas or proposing on Valentine's Day,
02:09:21 but absolutely give your wife sex or a coupon for sex
02:09:25 because you know you're going to benefit a little bit from it, too.
02:09:27 At least you get sex two times a year when you get married, an old is the 69,
02:09:32 all right? Which also brings to mind the 96.
02:09:35 I don't know why I brought it up. I don't know how that would work.
02:09:37 The same way,
02:09:41 same way, except she actually has to do something.
02:09:43 I mean, I think that's right. If you want.
02:09:48 You say rewind.
02:09:52 He offered to try it from there.
02:09:55 And that's the way.
02:09:56 Yeah.
02:09:56 The the curly thing would be pointing away from the holes with the right.
02:10:00 Yeah. That's the problem.
02:10:01 It's like back to back actually.
02:10:04 I have done it that way once I, we, I've had sex with a woman
02:10:08 but to but I like how you go to
02:10:11 because I was going to say had sex but two.
02:10:13 But like we were both bent over like let's try it.
02:10:15 Because when you're married dude, you you get bored.
02:10:17 You like. But to.
02:10:18 So you just.
02:10:19 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:10:20 You you like wizard buttholes?
02:10:22 Yeah. But it's still works.
02:10:24 We stood up.
02:10:25 She she was the normal wizard, but more like doggy style.
02:10:28 But then I got in the same position she was in and bent the fuck way down
02:10:31 and somehow managed to get it in
02:10:33 and almost broke my dick off when it got really hard.
02:10:36 Don't do I? I don't recommend it, but, like.
02:10:38 Like you were taking a double dildo, but it wasn't.
02:10:42 Yes, yes, but it was my penis. Not.
02:10:44 There was nothing in my ass either, because nothing has ever been in my ass.
02:10:48 No, I don't stand by.
02:10:50 There's a lot of pressure towards the the clit on her part then.
02:10:53 Right like that.
02:10:54 Because it's going to want to like. Yeah, but yeah, she liked it.
02:10:56 She liked it.
02:10:57 What am I doing with my hand?
02:10:58 My practicing song for this.
02:11:01 No. You're showing your.
02:11:03 Let's bring back the cocks.
02:11:05 Bring back the clip.
02:11:05 There's a little spot behind the clit inside too, that you want to worry about.
02:11:10 All right.
02:11:12 I mean, we can try if you want.
02:11:15 Oh, yeah. Can you can try it if you want.
02:11:18 He immediately talk about he immediately bent into the position to you noticed.
02:11:22 Yeah. Right out back.
02:11:23 You guys are getting it written up by air again.
02:11:25 Yeah. There's another one.
02:11:27 Wait, look at this glance.
02:11:31 He's not joking,
02:11:33 right?
02:11:34 Of course he's not.
02:11:35 Have you seen his mullet?
02:11:36 Look, I look at this longing stare at Gary the whole time.
02:11:38 You take his eyes off you, man. Man.
02:11:43 I miss Bob.
02:11:45 Oh, I know, oh, yeah, I mean, I do you, Bob.
02:11:48 That was great.
02:11:49 I almost cut it off just a year ago from there.
02:11:52 Yeah, but no. No, seriously. Okay. Nah.
02:11:55 I'm sorry.
02:11:56 The chicken guy are in a relationship.
02:11:59 Cut it, cut it, cut it.
02:12:01 I would have to agree.
02:12:02 Even though there's no proof of it.
02:12:08 It seems like
02:12:09 the alcohol has something to do with it.
02:12:12 Why do I think he's, pounding too much?
02:12:15 We didn't record it. Everything he said cut it.
02:12:17 But I realized that he's not here now to say why he cut it.
02:12:22 Oh, he said something inappropriate.
02:12:26 Baby, I was with you.
02:12:27 I really it takes me a little bit of time to understand.
02:12:30 Hey, didn't you send a stupid thing about.
02:12:32 You can tell something about your palm.
02:12:35 Yeah,
02:12:37 you can see the dick mark in it.
02:12:39 Yeah, yeah, that's all that means.
02:12:41 The longer that line is just, the more your hand is in that position.
02:12:44 No. He's still looking at you.
02:12:51 Yeah, look at that. What do you say?
02:12:53 Oh, man.
02:12:54 This was father figure in his life.
02:12:55 But, I mean, I'm assuming, you know, living and living in the country
02:12:58 and Armada being from friggin, Minnesota, where he was just from Montana.
02:13:04 He's my town planner, living in freaking our model,
02:13:08 leaving our mountain, Michigan from Montana.
02:13:10 You're probably not there. Doesn't he doesn't have a dad.
02:13:12 I'm not worried that he doesn't have a dad.
02:13:14 I'm not worried either.
02:13:15 He seems like a well-adjusted young man with the quite the impressive home
02:13:19 that had a hair. I can get him anywhere.
02:13:21 I'm a good mentor. Yeah. No. You are. You.
02:13:25 You're right.
02:13:26 You are a good mentor because he's got the hair down,
02:13:28 so he doesn't need a he doesn't need any help.
02:13:30 There.
02:13:31 All right. I'm no help there anyway.
02:13:33 Each other we've got significant other that's why I.
02:13:36 Yeah.
02:13:36 So I know your birthday's coming up.
02:13:40 He knows your birthday's coming up.
02:13:41 I don't know your birthday coming up.
02:13:42 And I've known you for, like,
02:13:45 20 years. 20 years?
02:13:46 Yeah. Fuck.
02:13:48 My wife tells me what my wife tells me when my friends birthdays are two.
02:13:53 Yeah, you like? That's a that's their job, right?
02:13:55 Yeah. It'll be what, like,
02:13:57 oh, you're going to bring everything that we've known each other.
02:14:00 You know what. And I was insulted by one of her friends by that.
02:14:02 And I, I wear it as a badge of honor.
02:14:05 Thank you. Yeah.
02:14:07 She was like, you're not even.
02:14:08 And I'm like, I am, I just don't.
02:14:11 So yeah, that's true.
02:14:13 And if, if
02:14:16 he wants to roll the clip.
02:14:17 Oh pretty good. Fine.
02:14:19 The first interview he conducted with you.
02:14:22 I'm so confused right now.
02:14:23 What do I do? What am I what am I supposed to do?
02:14:25 Oh, clip Brady roll clip.
02:14:28 Wait, where's the buddy
02:14:31 like it's mother's voice?
02:14:32 Man, he would have loved that clip.
02:14:35 He's always watching.
02:14:36 Yeah he's that then not shows us
02:14:40 the clip that you send that clip to me.
02:14:43 That okay he might have. I just don't remember.
02:14:45 Right. Right I mean, I don't you have that.
02:14:47 That'd be instead of an honest reaction.
02:14:49 Here's where a little heads up watch the end of the clip
02:14:51 where I could have been maybe prepared for this.
02:14:54 I'm getting good.
02:14:55 That would be cool to see my wife about it.
02:14:57 You know how I roll Brady over and,
02:15:01 I think I, I wish myself a happy birthday.
02:15:04 Where's the clip?
02:15:05 Oh, you. Oh, okay. I'm not on the recording.
02:15:08 Okay, so roll the clip. Brady.
02:15:09 Yeah. Happy birthday to the kid.
02:15:11 Happy birthday to the Gary here over there to the lovely.
02:15:17 Paradox.
02:15:18 Oh, it comes from the Greek philosopher.
02:15:21 Paradoxically, he's.
02:15:25 Right there.
02:15:26 It's not. It's not the clip.
02:15:28 I just was going by and I saw the dog and I was like, oh, let the dog do it.
02:15:32 Here's Brady over the top.
02:15:36 What the dog doing?
02:15:39 The dog doing.
02:15:41 No more over the dog doing.
02:15:44 Yeah I mean this is what the cat doing.
02:15:48 They're eating the pets
02:15:50 of the people that live there. Run
02:15:54 in Springfield.
02:15:57 They're eating.
02:15:58 That's because people that's because people want to take their country back.
02:16:02 Or Springfield, they're eating the dogs.
02:16:06 The people. Hey, when was that party?
02:16:08 Cats.
02:16:09 They're eating, this time last year.
02:16:12 Oh, I, I'm figuring, like, 18
02:16:14 or 19 people that came, Healy.
02:16:17 Springfield
02:16:19 lives.
02:16:21 The people that came in, they're eating the cats.
02:16:23 They're eating.
02:16:25 They're eating the pets of the people.
02:16:29 Spring lizard drugs in Springfield.
02:16:32 Controversy. The dogs.
02:16:35 It's the people that came in.
02:16:39 And many of the kids.
02:16:43 Will take me all out of
02:16:47 when I.
02:16:51 Is that the 11?
02:16:54 Yeah.
02:16:54 The party.
02:16:57 Many forces.
02:17:04 I see holes.
02:17:06 I don't see the.
02:17:07 But holes.
02:17:11 I'm looking
02:17:13 where I'm looking for the of equipment
02:17:16 that was really clicked.
02:17:23 I thought it was daytime wasn't it.
02:17:24 Daytime. They left early.
02:17:26 Roller
02:17:28 blade.
02:17:30 No I don't you can't tease that ever.
02:17:33 Did they not show the the clip?
02:17:36 I think you imagined it.
02:17:37 Or is the clip.
02:17:40 If brother's
02:17:41 watching, man, he would have loved that clip.
02:17:45 It's true, I don't sorry, I don't I don't have it.
02:17:50 I think it was a watermelon. So.
02:17:55 Excuse me.
02:17:56 I mean, 19 aliens.
02:17:59 Excuse me.
02:18:02 Yeah. That doesn't help much.
02:18:03 Oh, I see holes, but I don't. I don't have much of those.
02:18:05 I don't give a crap about that.
02:18:10 You're not understanding that.
02:18:12 I couldn't care any longer.
02:18:13 How's your fantasy football going?
02:18:16 Excuse me?
02:18:18 I've got, three undefeated teams,
02:18:22 one winless team,
02:18:25 and the other 111.
02:18:27 There is, though, this one thing that happened that was really cool.
02:18:30 Did you lose or win by less than a point?
02:18:33 Yeah, less than a point.
02:18:35 I would've won by Western Point.
02:18:37 Are you want was I really?
02:18:39 Yeah. The person you beat I think.
02:18:42 Yeah. Yes.
02:18:44 Team Peyton, she's a child.
02:18:46 You know I do. How does that make you feel?
02:18:49 I, I like your champ
02:18:52 like a pro.
02:18:54 There's no interview.
02:18:55 When did you how did you like to do the interview?
02:18:58 Was it at work or was it in the backyard at your party?
02:19:01 I don't see it.
02:19:02 You conducted the interview?
02:19:05 I did, yeah.
02:19:06 You conducted a bunch of interviews.
02:19:08 Don't you have all that footage?
02:19:10 Why would I?
02:19:14 Why would you
02:19:16 know?
02:19:16 I have no footage, you know, why would I be involved in that?
02:19:22 I got it, I got it, I got it.
02:19:25 What now?
02:19:27 You know, I got
02:19:29 your pad.
02:19:31 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's, Well,
02:19:34 it's live number 20 matrices.
02:19:38 Oh, it's in the show.
02:19:39 It's not a clip. Matrices.
02:19:42 Can you find.
02:19:43 Well, no, I just sit there and try to find the clip.
02:19:46 Try to find it.
02:19:47 All right, I that's what I'm, that's what I've been doing this entire time.
02:19:50 Yeah.
02:19:51 Good, good. Great.
02:19:52 That's great. Yeah. Riveting. Riveting.
02:19:54 Yeah I know, I know I couldn't get Brady to do
02:20:00 so we went something and I was cleaning my car.
02:20:02 Yeah. Yeah.
02:20:03 That's typically, I don't know. I've never.
02:20:06 Brady.
02:20:06 Have I ever told you to do anything for me?
02:20:10 Actually, I have, that's a lie.
02:20:12 Yeah I have, yeah. There you go.
02:20:15 That's the gayest. Okay.
02:20:16 I changed my Mount Rushmore.
02:20:17 That is the fourth gayest thing that's ever happened in my life.
02:20:20 What do you mean, do something for me?
02:20:21 Oh. Easy drawing.
02:20:24 I used to text each other poetry.
02:20:28 You know that.
02:20:31 Poetry.
02:20:32 Can you text me some of that poetry?
02:20:35 Yeah. Yes.
02:20:37 And we have.
02:20:40 I've texted both of you poetry last month.
02:20:42 Gayness in play.
02:20:44 So it's not the same daily
02:20:47 here.
02:20:48 Speaking of poetry, not saying it gaily.
02:20:51 Play this while I go get some water.
02:20:54 What is it?
02:20:55 What do do?
02:20:57 What did he and what did do?
02:21:01 Don't break my, don't break my.
02:21:03 You get to the double big.
02:21:05 Dance with the stars and tell you what.
02:21:07 Love money, booty up.
02:21:11 Your flashlight in the corner.
02:21:13 Oh, great.
02:21:14 You must be some things I go.
02:21:16 I'll be all I like.
02:21:19 All the big city, all stars rappers I don't mind Drake
02:21:22 so that we catch him at the trees I'm getting good.
02:21:25 It's like yo honey, sounds like music to.
02:21:32 Me there's a lot of it that is there almost ready.
02:21:35 But not when you think we talking.
02:21:37 But you know what I mean.
02:21:40 Like, I mean, like you are the one for me.
02:21:43 Are you going cry?
02:21:46 Okay, I'll be listening when I talk about.
02:21:49 Let me make these
02:21:52 I to make me do audio.
02:21:55 You know, honey, I got you asking me more like it makes me get excited.
02:22:01 So spin around.
02:22:02 So I finally they say when
02:22:06 you do that, you get.
02:22:07 When you get that shit, I'm like, dum dum dum
02:22:10 dum dum dum I
02:22:13 see you then come, come on, come on.
02:22:16 One up. Last one in the back.
02:22:18 All right.
02:22:19 Be getting picked up on.
02:22:21 Bring the whole I feel I'm, I'm, I'm on the hey yo for
02:22:26 they don't come take the oh.
02:22:28 What now man I'm back.
02:22:31 He's mad.
02:22:32 He's mad that I don't care. Stay
02:22:37 I, I I'm watching that scene, baby.
02:22:43 But you make sure I make a tweet. 20.
02:22:46 But you wake me up, right?
02:22:48 I came home dropping.
02:22:51 That was really a productive segment.
02:22:53 One like.
02:22:54 Which is that? Is that even considered rap?
02:22:57 Try to skip ahead. I'm going to take twice.
02:23:00 Just yelling.
02:23:01 That's a terrible there's way worse.
02:23:03 There's way, way worse.
02:23:06 A dresser
02:23:07 I remember when I was first.
02:23:11 Order here.
02:23:13 It actually got a nice reflection of your screen off that screen.
02:23:16 Yeah.
02:23:17 Somebody to show that I try to look past players.
02:23:20 I found that I saw Brady.
02:23:22 There's no kid though.
02:23:23 Oh, there I am, there I am I don't.
02:23:29 Something like that.
02:23:30 You just want to say happy birthday to Gary. Yes.
02:23:33 Those him.
02:23:35 That's him.
02:23:36 How did you find that kid?
02:23:38 All right, so Brady doesn't think that he met the kid, but he met the kid.
02:23:44 I just he gave me a blowjob in the behind the bar kid.
02:23:47 He was just the weird little kid. Little kids.
02:23:49 He was the child then.
02:23:51 He was a child.
02:23:52 I wish I could remember with the baby at my party.
02:23:55 Back then, he was the baby. Now he's the kid.
02:23:57 They were arguing about.
02:23:58 The most ridiculous little thing that kids would talk about.
02:24:01 Shut the fuck up, kid.
02:24:03 I was the kid in the kid interviewed by Brady a year ago.
02:24:09 I'm going to find it wrong.
02:24:10 So there was fire. It was during the fire. I found a fire clip.
02:24:13 It was during the fire.
02:24:14 Why wasn't there fire the entire time?
02:24:17 It wasn't fire the entire time.
02:24:19 The entire throw. That was a couch fire,
02:24:24 That was a nasty fire.
02:24:26 That was a couch fire.
02:24:27 Gross. There's a couch fire. That's fine.
02:24:30 Yeah, it's.
02:24:30 Why don't you watch that clip?
02:24:33 No, I won't do that anymore.
02:24:35 That's the jet. It's
02:24:37 the stupidest.
02:24:39 A stupid son of a bitch.
02:24:42 Somehow they click. Click.
02:24:43 Missing from two.
02:24:47 What clip?
02:24:47 I only throw natural firewood into my fire pit
02:24:50 because I use the charcoal in the garden. No,
02:24:55 charcoal.
02:24:57 Oh, I found it.
02:25:00 Biochar?
02:25:01 Yeah. Your first interview with the kid.
02:25:03 You didn't even know.
02:25:04 It's so long.
02:25:05 That's why I didn't see it. I.
02:25:07 Oh, the fucking like. Such as?
02:25:09 All right. We.
02:25:11 No. Then it was like
02:25:13 ten months earlier than, like such as?
02:25:17 Really?
02:25:17 That was happy birthday. Easy.
02:25:19 That was January.
02:25:20 I was like the youngest kid we've got.
02:25:22 Yeah. I'm gonna.
02:25:23 I'm kidding. Yeah, it's going to be hell.
02:25:25 Yeah. It's actually a minor.
02:25:27 And we want a 69 to the kid.
02:25:29 The youngest kid ever know I could ever see.
02:25:32 Anyone want a 69 to the 69 year?
02:25:35 The youngest kid ever
02:25:38 so legal.
02:25:39 Know that 123 pounds.
02:25:42 But safety glasses and a will to not just milk, but also skin and hair.
02:25:47 He's known as the kid around long, I know.
02:25:51 Are there any kids?
02:25:52 Shut the fuck up, kid.
02:25:58 Where is it?
02:25:59 Want me to play it again?
02:26:01 Where is it?
02:26:02 There he is. What are you doing? Play it.
02:26:05 I don't know, why isn't it on the fucking screen?
02:26:06 They'll make me do it for you.
02:26:09 You turn on.
02:26:09 Oh, there it is.
02:26:10 Last time I saw plastic melting like that. Oh, yeah?
02:26:13 Do you guys want to say happy birthday to Gary, or are you happy?
02:26:17 I love a continuous.
02:26:18 Is that is is that.
02:26:20 That's that that's that's Liz.
02:26:22 That's the $7 slice of pizza. Yeah.
02:26:25 It's a little finger mullet too.
02:26:27 So she have a mullet.
02:26:29 All star mullet.
02:26:31 She lives.
02:26:34 You want that for it? There. Is that.
02:26:36 Say happy birthday to Gary. Yes. Yeah.
02:26:38 You're happy.
02:26:39 Happy birthday.
02:26:40 Do you want to have any kids involved
02:26:46 once there's children involved?
02:26:48 I think there was more children after them. Right.
02:26:50 Who are the other children that were there?
02:26:52 I don't know if we want to be doxing the children.
02:26:54 I think some of them were minors.
02:26:56 Are there any kids involved?
02:27:01 Once there's children involved.
02:27:04 Shut the fuck up, kid.
02:27:10 You want to have right there
02:27:11 that you know that
02:27:14 you want to say happy birthday to Gary.
02:27:16 Happy birthday Gary.
02:27:20 That girl thought that was really, really funny.
02:27:23 She's cracking up.
02:27:25 Gary's a hoot.
02:27:30 Had to go back off right now.
02:27:34 Where's that button?
02:27:36 I'll be right.
02:27:37 I got to go to go find a new jabber.
02:27:41 Isn't that wild, though?
02:27:42 He made his debut in podcast like, episode number 46 or some crap.
02:27:47 And he was like, really?
02:27:49 This? Oh,
02:27:51 I'm in show number 21.
02:27:55 He would become such a prominent character,
02:27:58 right? Right.
02:27:59 We didn't see that coming, so no one even noticed.
02:28:03 Guess he's right there. You.
02:28:09 That's.
02:28:09 Oh, she's not flipping us off.
02:28:10 That's a index finger. That's a hell of a mullet.
02:28:13 I'm not saying a word. Oh, she's got a super mullet.
02:28:16 Are you kidding me? That's an all star mullet.
02:28:18 Let's shave sides, party in the back at us for the mullet.
02:28:22 I can't imagine what his significant other would do.
02:28:26 You this year, defense mullet?
02:28:28 No. He's going to defend her mullet.
02:28:30 He's going to make a video showing her mullet.
02:28:31 We're going to criticize it,
02:28:33 and then he's going to retract that statement like he did this, but like, oh.
02:28:37 You want to argue with by conceding your point,
02:28:40 you just he an argument and he okay.
02:28:43 He ended you defended it.
02:28:45 No he defended it.
02:28:46 Realize we were right and he didn't want to.
02:28:48 He just shut down, which is like worse than you're wrong.
02:28:51 You're wrong.
02:28:51 Because the moment he put it left, you know,
02:28:54 that's I hope I flip flopped the flip flop respect with them.
02:28:58 That's respectful.
02:28:59 Oh, that that's a mullet. I'm saying no mullet.
02:29:02 No I know I appreciate the fact I can see my argument with him.
02:29:07 And you know what that does that makes me win.
02:29:10 No it doesn't,
02:29:11 but I do appreciate the fact that it makes me respect them more,
02:29:14 because I do appreciate the fact that he came hard with an argument.
02:29:18 He he tried to defend it.
02:29:20 We had a counter argument and he kind of realized he's like, fuck you, you got me.
02:29:25 You guys got me. All right?
02:29:27 Rather than rather than being in denial,
02:29:31 going, no, no, no, look, look, look like he was just like, all right.
02:29:34 Yeah, that is borderline a mullet, you know?
02:29:36 So, you know, in a room, there's nothing wrong.
02:29:40 There's nothing wrong with being made.
02:29:41 The fool in this corner at 123 pounds, with safety glasses
02:29:46 and a will to not just no question, but also get out there.
02:29:49 And and he's known as a kid wise beyond years. My.
02:29:54 Are there any kid once there's children fuck up kid.
02:29:57 Yeah there's nothing I want to fool which is why.
02:30:00 Which is literally why I'm dressed like this.
02:30:04 Yeah.
02:30:04 Nothing wrong with being made the fool.
02:30:06 I live here, but we have the fool.
02:30:09 Yeah, to the lab coat to grainy, right?
02:30:11 Sometimes to grainy to see your costume.
02:30:14 You're dear to grainy. Thank you.
02:30:19 Grainy.
02:30:19 And what else you got? I'm sorry. Oh bring.
02:30:23 As long as my audio is fine, you can go fuck yourself.
02:30:27 Oh, yeah.
02:30:27 I'm sorry I did right and leave because I'm too grainy.
02:30:30 I can't work after Joel good enough.
02:30:32 He's not HD.
02:30:34 Oh, you say you do the other back, but you do.
02:30:37 It didn't.
02:30:39 It didn't take the new, you know, the new.
02:30:41 We talked about that, right?
02:30:43 Yeah. Yeah.
02:30:44 The nude.
02:30:45 Maybe. Maybe it'll work. Now,
02:30:48 right? Yeah.
02:30:48 Are there any kids involved?
02:30:50 What can we do to get Joe back?
02:30:52 We need to get you back.
02:30:54 Oh, we can't get your back.
02:30:55 I'm a jerk. Remember?
02:30:58 Is that what he said?
02:31:00 I don't know, I'm. I'm paraphrasing.
02:31:02 How can you make us such a strong stance for someone else?
02:31:06 And then that someone else kind of dejected,
02:31:08 that strong stance being made for them in a friendly way.
02:31:12 And then him still sticking to that stance,
02:31:15 you know, it's like, hello, you just explained every middle aged
02:31:18 woman standing for fill in the blank stance, right?
02:31:21 Right.
02:31:23 It'd be
02:31:23 like if you made fun of Gary for his glasses.
02:31:26 Here's a hint.
02:31:27 No, I.
02:31:27 I made fun of Gary for his guys.
02:31:29 White middle aged women or Joe, if you start any your statements
02:31:32 with the fill in the blank community, you should probably just stop right there.
02:31:36 Right there.
02:31:38 Then they don't care what you're saying.
02:31:40 The shirtless man, big kid now.
02:31:45 And he doesn't, he doesn't need you to stand up for him.
02:31:48 But I just really I don't want to bash on.
02:31:51 But if I heard you correctly, you both volunteered to DJ for my party.
02:31:56 Is there anything that we can do to you?
02:31:58 Just a idea.
02:31:59 You just set up a playlist, you know, like, I mean, yeah, Apple Music.
02:32:04 She's like, we have
02:32:06 we had the kid on.
02:32:06 So I mean, we needed the girl.
02:32:09 You know, we had the party. We get the girl.
02:32:11 Can we get the girl?
02:32:12 She's always. She's always with him.
02:32:15 When you're always even at.
02:32:16 We're at work. That's kind of creepy.
02:32:19 There is no really.
02:32:21 Wait, wait, hold hold on. You.
02:32:25 Yeah. We work together.
02:32:27 Seriously. Or.
02:32:28 No, they didn't know they did.
02:32:30 They did when this was filmed.
02:32:32 But she's moved on. Smart. Honestly.
02:32:35 Yeah, I'd be on it if I were to 69.
02:32:37 Anyone, I would totally 69. The kids.
02:32:39 Look at that mouth.
02:32:40 Look at that mouth open with the kid.
02:32:42 I would totally 69 the mouth you're looking at the youngest,
02:32:45 the kid we've had.
02:32:48 How old is he?
02:32:48 Here is the only. But it's a no. It's only a year ago.
02:32:52 And he does.
02:32:53 He look at me and he turned 22 on Friday.
02:32:55 Do the math. Go ahead. Take the reciprocal.
02:32:58 The kid.
02:32:59 That's been one hell of a year, it looks like.
02:33:01 Yeah. All right.
02:33:02 A lot of a lot of carbs.
02:33:05 Yeah. He's fat, he's fat.
02:33:07 He's really fat.
02:33:09 Sorry, I didn't I didn't say that.
02:33:11 I just said, you know.
02:33:11 Yeah. I'm just. Hey,
02:33:14 kettle black. I'm too skinny, to be honest.
02:33:15 I need to carve up. Is.
02:33:17 So is he not that much? Not that much?
02:33:20 No, not that much fat.
02:33:21 I always say that it's winter. You got to put on a thicker coat.
02:33:24 No, no, no you don't.
02:33:25 I'm not I don't know.
02:33:27 You're right. You don't. I'll take him on
02:33:30 187. Is that murder of a fight?
02:33:32 Boxing.
02:33:34 Oh, but I love how that's still ready to rumble to the right of me.
02:33:38 That's in there to the left of me.
02:33:40 This entire time I've had the circle of 69 stick figures just sitting right here
02:33:44 on my side monitor.
02:33:45 Circle of 69.
02:33:48 It's a circle of 69.
02:33:50 Another fun fact about 69 is you can't get pregnant.
02:33:53 Oh, yeah,
02:33:57 this fun circle of 60 nines.
02:33:59 It's like maybe a 15% of a circle of 60 nines.
02:34:05 Two three, four, five, six.
02:34:06 So that'd be the play.
02:34:09 Some of them look like some of them look smaller.
02:34:11 They might be children 696.
02:34:13 That's an easy one.
02:34:15 Some of them, I don't know.
02:34:17 Some of them look smaller. Right.
02:34:18 Are there any kids involved? One.
02:34:20 No no no no, that's a lot of ass to mouth.
02:34:27 We never come out, though.
02:34:29 You never go.
02:34:30 You do it to touch children, but, children inappropriately.
02:34:34 Once there's children involved, whatever.
02:34:36 Back end to front end is what I meant.
02:34:37 I didn't mean ass to mouth.
02:34:39 That's everyone's shit.
02:34:41 Everyone's looking each other's buttholes.
02:34:43 Is what you're doing.
02:34:45 Well, there we go.
02:34:46 Well,
02:34:48 if you're in a circle of.
02:34:50 Yeah, those human centipede.
02:34:53 Yeah, I love it. Vanilla paste.
02:34:55 You love it. You love that kind of shit.
02:34:58 I love the way they wrote that.
02:35:00 Oh, yeah?
02:35:00 Should I eat the cuttlefish or the vanilla paste?
02:35:03 You did good.
02:35:03 You little B. Little boost.
02:35:07 We believe in you.
02:35:09 The sounds very funny in that
02:35:13 it's very offensive.
02:35:15 It's them, not me.
02:35:16 I wouldn't say that. Other people say that
02:35:19 people.
02:35:20 People say.
02:35:24 Thankfully, former Trump,
02:35:26 not Jewish religion.
02:35:31 Yeah.
02:35:32 Do you remember first time you heard the legend?
02:35:34 You lived up the career, end up with the rock killing. Stop that.
02:35:36 We said. I'm on another business.
02:35:38 You got the power to make it happen.
02:35:39 Bring the Bible content. This sucker fella.
02:35:42 So we have to stop and react to it since it's so new.
02:35:46 Yeah, and I didn't, I didn't, I like cool J.
02:35:49 I don't want to watch it biting Eminem style.
02:35:52 Yeah, yeah. Okay.
02:35:53 Thank you. That's a lot to say. Yeah.
02:35:54 He's he's trying to rap like I'm with them but it's featuring Eminem.
02:35:58 So clearly Eminem probably wrote it for him.
02:36:00 Yeah.
02:36:01 And and Eminem rips cool J
02:36:05 can I be honest and be stupid when you say rap like Eminem?
02:36:10 What do you mean by that?
02:36:11 Like fast or best?
02:36:12 No, that's right.
02:36:15 I picked this style because I know.
02:36:17 Yeah, it's not it's a little I know it's a little bit of that
02:36:20 because it's towards that higher independent.
02:36:22 But the, the keys he is doing that.
02:36:24 But the key.
02:36:26 Yeah.
02:36:26 Yeah yeah I hear it I hear the hype. You can hear his.
02:36:29 You could heard it.
02:36:30 All you can hear is Oscar the Grouch.
02:36:32 Yeah.
02:36:32 I didn't hear it till he said that. It's definitely.
02:36:35 Yeah it's it's newer Eminem.
02:36:36 It's not older Eminem a newer Eminem.
02:36:39 Also reincarnation of the rapper. Right.
02:36:42 What does Rock the bells mean?
02:36:44 Rock to old school ELO.
02:36:46 Cool. Jason. Are you kidding me?
02:36:48 Where have you been? Dude, I'm.
02:36:50 Yeah. I'm not.
02:36:51 Oh, they reference going back to Cali.
02:36:54 They did.
02:36:55 They reference, The Brother's keeper.
02:36:57 Tell it out the radio, I think.
02:36:59 Or I need love.
02:37:01 Isn't that kind of sad, though?
02:37:02 Shots in the dome.
02:37:04 They reference a lot of old stuff.
02:37:06 It's like the cartel best version of their selves.
02:37:09 It's a parody.
02:37:11 All right, the tower is slipping.
02:37:14 But I can understand this.
02:37:16 So since ELO hasn't been around a while, can we call this a comeback single point?
02:37:20 Just saying. I.
02:37:24 Been here
02:37:24 for years and drain the spinal fluid from your vertebrae.
02:37:27 From my chili. This is my dude.
02:37:29 If you don't stop interrupted mama says I'm going to knock you out.
02:37:33 I don't know, that is why you walk on in.
02:37:35 Like as far as bullet points I'm talking about.
02:37:37 Actually, we have to keep interrupting because I really want to respect this new.
02:37:42 I mean, what do they have?
02:37:43 8 billion views in four days?
02:37:44 I don't think us showing it on the beard is weird.
02:37:47 You clip is going to change. Anything there is weird.
02:37:50 Like hold out.
02:37:51 Oh, I'm sure the beard is weird.
02:37:54 I don't mean to start any
02:37:56 conspiracy theories or anything, but it doesn't even look like Eminem.
02:38:00 You down?
02:38:01 I just moved your girl away. But she's back.
02:38:02 She's on. Call them fucking Katrina. Somebody better give her.
02:38:05 He looks like some dude I saw flipping people off at Ford Field
02:38:09 and that's on everything.
02:38:10 When you looked at me, son, I gotta quit.
02:38:12 Been, like living my real sweet.
02:38:17 Yeah, I wish I could.
02:38:18 I think this is awesome.
02:38:19 I wish I could show my wall. Right.
02:38:21 Yeah. It's it's good.
02:38:23 Pretty solid.
02:38:24 They're pretty quick to one with the home.
02:38:26 Is it good?
02:38:27 Why is it good?
02:38:28 Yeah. It's good.
02:38:30 Does because it makes you reminisce.
02:38:32 Is it just,
02:38:34 Yeah.
02:38:35 I don't know how to tell when it's a good.
02:38:37 I mean, it's good, it's good, it's good.
02:38:38 Like, I think it's stand alone beekeeping.
02:38:41 What they did to
02:38:43 keep keeping that cadence?
02:38:45 Yeah, I think it's the the back 20 years.
02:38:49 Still good, good, good.
02:38:50 Name what you pull up in this when the killing will begin.
02:38:53 You feel me pulling up it's skin?
02:38:54 I really came to get it in the living room.
02:38:56 The turn over. You ain't bullets.
02:38:57 30 bullets in the basket, he said an ambulance,
02:39:00 an ambulance, the ambulance, the lighting from
02:39:04 the behind you testing my rifle.
02:39:06 Get blessed to my disciples. Profession?
02:39:08 No, I'm a sniper.
02:39:09 Like eight miles away.
02:39:10 Me has has Eminem wrapped yet?
02:39:12 Oh yeah. Yeah yeah he goes yeah.
02:39:14 Didn't you see seen with the illusion that we were.
02:39:16 Yeah.
02:39:17 You guys were talking and I said something.
02:39:19 Oh he'll come up in a minute.
02:39:20 Just let them.
02:39:21 That's not even Eminem but I don't recall if I heard his voice.
02:39:24 It bring
02:39:26 him down everything
02:39:27 this unapologetic because they're hitting me in the.
02:39:31 Wait a minute, wait a minute. Blow my mind.
02:39:33 Is Eminem rapping in cool style now he's doing that.
02:39:37 This is like, is it okay to call him cool or do I call him Jay?
02:39:42 No. Oh well, I don't know.
02:39:44 I don't know him well enough to calm l.
02:39:46 Oh that's cool man.
02:39:47 Did you just say he doesn't answer?
02:39:49 Jay no, this isn't his style.
02:39:52 Oh it isn't.
02:39:53 Oh, I just get sounded different, so I thought maybe.
02:39:55 No, this is what Eminem does.
02:39:56 This is literally through a shot that multi tonal not singing singing.
02:40:01 Yeah I never miss.
02:40:07 Either way you will regret in cemeteries
02:40:09 where you got the message in the chorus you bastards got nothing.
02:40:12 He said cemeteries where you ain't no messaging
02:40:14 because you better get nothing for somebody. That's what he says, right?
02:40:21 But he says under the voice right.
02:40:23 Cemetery for him.
02:40:24 You will regret in cemeteries where you join the chorus, you got nothing.
02:40:28 That's the wrong side.
02:40:29 Talk about a runner coming up all pulling the garbage this Halloween of candy.
02:40:32 Bothered to get some gelato,
02:40:34 throwing a stack of money for this to make
02:40:37 you forget all this shit that you got up
02:40:40 just when you thought it was on the rake, the hitting, the doling in the sweet.
02:40:43 When we come in the place. Say that you ain't fucking with me.
02:40:46 Kisses me. But I got the potential to fucking flip.
02:40:48 When I mentioned when punch in
02:40:49 to come back with a vengeance to take the rip on rip it.
02:40:50 Just giving you a simple fucking stupid like this do now.
02:40:53 But I hit to think of the things I open up a quickie for just to fly off the handle
02:40:56 like a fucking just boom.
02:40:57 I called the plug and I was because I was so quick to pick it all up quickly.
02:41:00 Like it's good to hear the beat.
02:41:02 The must be this many words makes me have to pee.
02:41:06 Yeah. That's irrelevant. It's April, the past.
02:41:08 You guys want to be the kick back and I'm doing this bullshit.
02:41:11 The advertising for my spaghetti.
02:41:13 Yeah, it's on
02:41:15 the bullshit to do.
02:41:17 It's horrible.
02:41:18 It's horrible. It's.
02:41:20 Yeah, it's. It's over. Noodles. Right.
02:41:21 Expanded. It's like Chef Boyardee shit.
02:41:23 It's horrible. Sorry. Am.
02:41:25 Can I call?
02:41:26 You know, you know, he signed into a project.
02:41:29 That sucks. It's okay.
02:41:30 You can. It's okay to make a mistake.
02:41:33 People do.
02:41:34 Had. Yeah, I think you do.
02:41:37 Fanatics going so crazy, they look like when they're trying to get.
02:41:40 Whoops. Oh, wait.
02:41:42 I gotta hear something. I gotta hear it faster.
02:41:44 Plucking flowers because that's what this segment
02:41:48 I'm about to make you
02:41:50 do anything you like
02:41:53 doing anything.
02:41:57 Just put in a half speed so someone like you can understand exactly what it is.
02:42:00 I called it plucking flowers.
02:42:02 What do you mean, Italian?
02:42:03 When you say somebody like me.
02:42:05 Those people know because I'm Italian too, so I can say what?
02:42:08 Yeah. Yeah, exactly.
02:42:10 Yeah. Because you're Italian. I'm 25.
02:42:12 That doesn't mean I'm 25% Italian.
02:42:14 So I can make fun of you. Because you guys, you are slow.
02:42:18 I'm just.
02:42:19 I see you're way slower. Yep.
02:42:21 What do you. I made fun of my Italian relatives.
02:42:23 What do you mean?
02:42:25 Their mortality? Approximately zero.
02:42:27 I don't get it. What do you mean? I'm slow?
02:42:30 I got a reverse because I was so quick to pick it up quickly.
02:42:33 Like it's gotten to the point that he created the
02:42:37 mozzarella.
02:42:38 I want to say, what do you want to do? The I've been trained train this.
02:42:41 Right. Well, no, I just want to be saying
02:42:44 that I'm gonna keep the chain gangster business.
02:42:47 Do fanatics going so crazy this way better look like organized crime
02:42:52 because you can't get in Mafia annoy your motherfucking enemies.
02:42:55 They one of you like coffee and dump your body in Lake Minnetonka.
02:43:00 That's how you go. You fucking sign. You can't get.
02:43:02 You can't get baby, baby, get your stuff.
02:43:04 He raps like this, and then they speed it up.
02:43:07 B.B. King and they see me grave.
02:43:08 See the way I got for my play talent.
02:43:11 Or you believe the face.
02:43:12 Somebody they consider history is saved. It is.
02:43:14 It sounds regular, like a TV, right?
02:43:17 Man, I see the way people say I'm.
02:43:18 So it doesn't sound slowed down at something.
02:43:21 Regular DNA. Exactly.
02:43:23 We just did. We just.
02:43:25 That's I magic I did.
02:43:27 You see that woman in dog one songs?
02:43:30 About half the bands.
02:43:31 All the metal bands in the late 80s, early 90s did the same fucking.
02:43:35 They're like, well, we can play as fast as Slayer
02:43:37 if we just speed up the cassette a tiny bit.
02:43:39 Yeah, but I used to do that with Hot Dog Blood
02:43:41 songs only because, I would maybe do it like, like 3%
02:43:46 faster or 5% faster at most.
02:43:48 But just because of the song, because we had like,
02:43:50 I don't know, it was like Wu-Tang clan type shit where it was like,
02:43:53 you know, a seven minute song, and it's like, if I can speed it up
02:43:57 3% and cut like a like, like 45 seconds off of it, like,
02:44:01 you know, you get through faster.
02:44:05 And it sounds like we're better. Right?
02:44:06 Something that
02:44:09 we we're gonna be the same sometimes better chipmunks, though.
02:44:13 But no, no, you speed up.
02:44:15 Now, do you not know how audio works?
02:44:17 Back in the day?
02:44:18 It back in the day it be. Speed it up. Yeah.
02:44:21 The pitch goes up.
02:44:22 Speed it up without the tone changing. Yeah.
02:44:26 Being the maintenance, being the knee deep in DVD made.
02:44:29 They go ahead by be the same chain we mean James.
02:44:34 Yeah.
02:44:34 Got that avocado and we the social pass.
02:44:36 And we got your home on a last.
02:44:37 We're going back to Cali so she can blow on us as is.
02:44:40 Perfect time for mama mama mama I don't think so.
02:44:46 Oh, nice.
02:44:48 Yeah, that's his song. I.
02:44:52 Know what you call somebody?
02:44:54 What do you call somebody who knows nothing about something?
02:44:57 I put the H on it to emphasize there has to be an English word for that.
02:45:02 For something you cannot have.
02:45:04 Not order and niggers to agree.
02:45:06 What I like I because it's not that I don't have mean everything.
02:45:11 You tell me.
02:45:11 I've learned so much about rap and I seriously try to take it seriously.
02:45:14 I'm like, I'm I'm in flexing it into songs and I'm writing strings,
02:45:18 but I don't get I still don't get it.
02:45:20 Not at all. It's poetry.
02:45:22 I mean, as far as that, I don't get it.
02:45:24 Poetry.
02:45:24 That's what I was talking about earlier.
02:45:26 The gayest thing we've ever done is send each other poetry.
02:45:29 Well, actually, I take that back.
02:45:30 I'm starting to get it a little bit with the rhythms and cadence of the
02:45:33 I get it because poet even.
02:45:34 But poetry has cadences.
02:45:36 It just doesn't have quite in flux in the in the up and down, in the intonation
02:45:40 of rap.
02:45:43 I like from
02:45:45 rap versus acute.
02:45:46 I find one class.
02:45:50 So class talking
02:45:52 about what there's music appreciation even for metal.
02:45:55 You can actually go online and take classes to, you know,
02:45:58 metal appreciation class.
02:46:00 Yeah I'm yeah.
02:46:01 Metal is a yeah, metal music is considered more you know
02:46:05 friend cottage cottage industry music similar to
02:46:10 similar to a lot of the rap genres
02:46:14 or lockstep.
02:46:16 But even, you know, a square dance country whatever.
02:46:18 There's a music appreciation thing for the cottage industry.
02:46:22 Nobody is a bit of a rabbit hole, isn't it?
02:46:24 Nobody's teaching rap appreciation,
02:46:27 you know.
02:46:28 Yeah, there they are.
02:46:29 They got classes on Tupac,
02:46:32 maybe on him, but not why.
02:46:34 Like, you know, speaking of rap appreciation,
02:46:37 there's a lot of controversy about, the Super Bowl,
02:46:42 halftime show Pac.
02:46:44 Was it this you guys
02:46:45 probably have no idea, because you guys, I have no interest in the rap
02:46:49 culture, but, Kendrick Lamar is going to be, performing.
02:46:54 So I was, this this weekend.
02:46:55 He's a basketball player, right?
02:46:57 On Friday. On Friday, I went to the rapper.
02:47:01 Yeah.
02:47:01 And Friday I went to the Eastern Michigan football game
02:47:04 because my girlfriend is an Eastern Michigan alum,
02:47:07 and it was the, home opener.
02:47:09 And they played Jacksonville.
02:47:10 Actually going to be in, I'm actually going to be in Jacksonville
02:47:13 later this week, which is kind of ironic, but,
02:47:15 they had to go to all the way to Jacksonville
02:47:17 to find a team they could beat for homecoming.
02:47:20 No, it was the home opener.
02:47:22 Home. Wait, that's. Yeah. That's homecoming.
02:47:25 No, it's on it.
02:47:26 No, no, they both have home in the name.
02:47:30 Homecoming should be the home opener.
02:47:32 Do you have kids?
02:47:33 Oh, yeah, but I don't have a memory.
02:47:36 I have kids, but I have a memory.
02:47:37 I clearly they had homecoming.
02:47:39 I think they get much higher.
02:47:42 Yeah, sure. Can.
02:47:45 Let's give it up much higher.
02:47:49 So have think so
02:47:53 I, I like, Gary give me just for,
02:48:00 so I.
02:48:04 I can't
02:48:07 hazard
02:48:10 does anybody have something to smoke.
02:48:13 Yeah.
02:48:13 So that, eastern, they pulled the game off and,
02:48:18 I think, double overtime.
02:48:21 That's free football.
02:48:22 I love it when that happens. As long as it was great. Freezing.
02:48:24 And you want to leave no water, and those fuckers go into third overtime
02:48:28 and you're like, please.
02:48:28 Yeah, we were going to we were going to leave early because they were kind of up.
02:48:31 And then they kind of swung back and forth and it was a very interesting game.
02:48:34 It was really, really good game.
02:48:35 But why did they bring that up?
02:48:38 You're going to get a 69.
02:48:39 Don't ever leave an event earlier Kendrick Lamar.
02:48:41 Yeah.
02:48:42 So I so I thought it was interesting at a college football game for home
02:48:47 opener, they are they were playing which you guys would not know
02:48:50 the reference but Kendrick Kendrick Lamar is not like us,
02:48:53 which is a nice kind of get a good base beat to it.
02:48:58 But the the whole section that they played was very much about the it's a song
02:49:03 and it's dissing the rapper slash singer slash,
02:49:06 Nickelodeon actor Drake and the section that they played
02:49:11 was about Drake being a pedophile or a, alleged pedophile.
02:49:16 Oh, the you know, the other the.
02:49:18 Yeah. Yeah, exactly. The A minor. Yeah. Drake I
02:49:22 don't ever go to cellblock one.
02:49:25 I get it. Yeah.
02:49:26 So there's, there's a and so they're bleeping out
02:49:28 obviously the swear words, but it's still talking in.
02:49:30 They're playing
02:49:31 that's like there was a other parts of the song that aren't so like,
02:49:35 hey, you're a pedophile.
02:49:36 But they were playing that.
02:49:37 But I just kind of I couldn't help but laugh out loud because the cheerleaders
02:49:40 are dancing to it, and meanwhile they're just calling Drake a pedophile.
02:49:43 And it's like, right
02:49:44 where this is what you said you were there with your girlfriend.
02:49:48 Now change the story and make it your two toddler or no.
02:49:52 So with, you know, I'm like this is this,
02:49:55 that is is you hear that is his most popular song right now.
02:49:58 And that's like, is he going to perform that at the Super Bowl?
02:50:03 No. Right. Not not in a way.
02:50:05 Although he will. I think he will. Pregnant.
02:50:09 Rihanna did want a song that I was.
02:50:11 So there there is some controversy because, Jay-Z's
02:50:15 ROC Nation, he's been in charge of that, the football.
02:50:18 And when Doctor Dre had, he was the Super Bowl,
02:50:23 halftime performance, doctor Dre didn't want to do it by himself.
02:50:26 So Doctor Dre was the one who kind of looped,
02:50:29 Eminem and 50 Cent and Kendrick Lamar because they're all his artists,
02:50:33 and Mary J.
02:50:34 Blige is the weird one where they just kind of drove to a room and.
02:50:37 Yeah. Was Snoop in there too?
02:50:39 Yep. Snoop. Yeah. Snoop Dogg.
02:50:40 So that was that was kind of Doctor Dre pulling to kind of go ahead.
02:50:45 I want to make it all about me.
02:50:46 Make it about, you know, artists I've influenced.
02:50:49 I think it was
02:50:50 because there wasn't enough young people to know who the fuck is.
02:50:53 But yeah. So the it's in, it's in New Orleans.
02:50:55 And so Lil Wayne was, snubbed supposedly
02:50:58 because, he was on the list of people
02:51:02 and New Orleans is a city, even though he hasn't been in a while.
02:51:05 But, I did forget.
02:51:08 I will pull this up, but,
02:51:13 give me guys a real.
02:51:14 Gosh.
02:51:15 What number are we thinking of
02:51:18 in the hip hop community?
02:51:19 There's a little bit of controversy because they want Lil Wayne.
02:51:22 People want Lil Wayne because he's a six.
02:51:25 It's 6098.
02:51:32 Oh, check that one.
02:51:34 I think I played most of them now.
02:51:36 Yeah. So.
02:51:37 But this might have something to do.
02:51:43 This might have something to do.
02:51:44 I'd love something to do. Let's do something. This.
02:51:46 This might have something to do with, Lil Wayne,
02:51:49 being chosen to do the Super Bowl halftime show.
02:51:53 This is just recently, this February.
02:51:55 So WrestleMania.
02:51:57 Speaking of wrestling, WrestleMania worship for Super Bowl shows.
02:52:01 Some people say their satanic rituals.
02:52:04 I've seen some.
02:52:05 They always are, but they want no.
02:52:07 The reason they're choosing Kendrick Lamar is the o'clock in the afternoon
02:52:09 where the whole world is watching of all ages.
02:52:11 It's they should take that into account.
02:52:13 Now, Kendrick Lamar is, it's it's more about the black.
02:52:17 The black kind of power vibe.
02:52:19 No, he's more like, I like his shit.
02:52:22 He doesn't incorporate it, like, to hardcore, but it is like that
02:52:25 black culture that that kind of like, that's it's it's very rooted in, in.
02:52:31 I'm black, we're black.
02:52:32 I'm all about being black. And you say black.
02:52:34 But it's really good. He's a really good artist.
02:52:37 I'm not going to write just because I'm white.
02:52:39 I think I maybe I'm just disconnected, I don't know, no, not black power.
02:52:42 But there are some songs that kind of, I don't know, I'm so anal.
02:52:46 Jeez, going to do a white power album.
02:52:48 And now hold on.
02:52:50 So we're going to do a little, we're going to double away.
02:52:52 So this is, this may be, you know, snubbed.
02:52:54 I'm going to start writing it right now.
02:52:57 This may be why Lil Wayne got some, but he was on the list of people, top
02:53:00 five people that were going to be the potentials were can Kendrick Lamar won?
02:53:04 But this may be why Lil Wayne did not win.
02:53:06 So this is from February, at WrestleMania.
02:53:10 Please welcome
02:53:12 the greatest rapper of all time,
02:53:16 Lil Wayne.
02:53:22 The greatest rapper of all time.
02:53:24 I need your hands up.
02:53:26 He's up. I need your hands up.
02:53:28 So he's known for being really fucked up on codeine.
02:53:31 And here are my young money man.
02:53:33 He get me a job.
02:53:34 But then my theory and my criteria for your career,
02:53:39 what I'm calling the real disease like a true
02:53:43 dude does in me honesty.
02:53:45 Until I get out. Right. What is he?
02:53:48 Is he fucked up?
02:53:51 Probably.
02:53:54 And then, the guy the the.
02:53:57 I don't know if.
02:53:58 So, there's a chance to cut him off early.
02:54:01 We need to talk about venereal disease and
02:54:06 it sounded edited.
02:54:08 Was that good or bad? Rapping? I can't tell.
02:54:10 That was absolutely horrible.
02:54:12 I don't think those are.
02:54:13 I don't even think those are the words to the song.
02:54:19 Because I know that song.
02:54:20 But there are so many remixes to that song
02:54:22 that I don't know what the original words are, but
02:54:26 because he's a usually it's a million tougher than Nigerian hair.
02:54:29 He doesn't talk about venereal disease and all this shit.
02:54:31 And then he says, I he doesn't say that.
02:54:33 He doesn't remember what he wrote.
02:54:35 And he is notorious for, claiming that he can't remember his lyrics.
02:54:39 So yeah, so try to remember them.
02:54:41 But he's also then alleged to have other people
02:54:44 write for him, which is considered a ghost writer.
02:54:47 And so that may be why he can't remember his lyrics,
02:54:49 because he didn't write them.
02:54:55 Yeah.
02:54:56 But he is also on a lot of.
02:54:59 Yeah, he almost, you know, he had had several health issues
02:55:02 due to, too much codeine type, sirup type shit.
02:55:05 And so
02:55:07 could have something to do with that as well.
02:55:09 All right.
02:55:09 It might just be his.
02:55:10 He may have just drank himself retarded.
02:55:13 Well, then to do 69,
02:55:17 the head dude, the Super Bowl.
02:55:19 Okay, well, you know, the thing about the 69
02:55:23 as above, so below,
02:55:26 you know,
02:55:28 the 69.
02:55:37 Have a good time, Clarence.
02:55:38 Talk to you, buddy.
02:55:55 Okay.
02:56:55 It's the Brady and Joshua.
02:56:58 Brady and Gary.
02:56:59 As above and so below.
02:57:02 They call so close. Brady.
02:57:04 And for sure, we're doing it our way.
02:57:08 We're gonna make it make our dreams come true Brady.
02:57:12 And talk show it Brady and draw.
02:57:15 It's their show now Brady.
02:57:17 Draw.
02:57:28 Well we have a special guest today I think on the Brady and Giorgio welcome.
02:57:33 What do you guys think of that monologue?
02:57:36 I didn't hear it.
02:57:37 I was busy doing other things.
02:57:39 The.
02:57:42 Oh I forgot to do my gag.
02:57:50 Oh, I'll go through the.
02:57:53 Oh, there you go.
02:57:54 Okay. You go.
02:57:57 Yeah, I did, I like this.
02:58:01 Of course you like that.
02:58:03 Yeah, I love it.
02:58:05 Well.
02:58:06 Oh, Of course you like, Thank you.
02:58:10 I got to get back to the show now.
02:58:13 Oh, what do you do?
02:58:16 Masturbate?
02:58:17 Quick. 69, in.
02:58:20 No, it was your hair messed up.
02:58:23 I don't give a crap about that because I was doing it right.
02:58:27 I know everyone knows that.
02:58:28 That's just not true.
02:58:30 Okay, hold on a second, I so I just asked, I we were talking about white power.
02:58:36 Yeah.
02:58:36 I was going to, I was going to write a rap about white
02:58:38 white power, white pride, whatever you want to call it.
02:58:42 Well, I said write a rap about white power.
02:58:44 And it said, I cannot create content that promotes or
02:58:48 it doesn't say, but it literally says I cannot create content
02:58:51 that promotes or and I assume so then I just simply
02:58:55 replace the word white with black and made the problem right.
02:58:59 A rap about black power.
02:59:02 Black fist up we rise straight from the struggle.
02:59:05 Brick by brick we build faith. We juggle.
02:59:08 I don't know what to say. What.
02:59:10 How about we just hear it?
02:59:13 Say what? Let me.
02:59:14 Let me download it.
02:59:17 So I will create a rap about black power,
02:59:19 but will not create a rap about white power.
02:59:22 Sounds right. Go go go.
02:59:24 Asian power.
02:59:26 We'll do Asian power.
02:59:28 Asian power.
02:59:29 Hopefully it has to do a chickens.
02:59:33 Yeah,
02:59:36 I watch chicken.
02:59:37 In fact, forever it's spinning it.
02:59:38 You have the other one prompted an air and said I can't do that.
02:59:41 Sorry, I can't do that. How? Like right away.
02:59:43 Wait, it it said I can't create a content to promote that.
02:59:46 But both prompts are 255.
02:59:48 I mean two minutes and 55 seconds and one minute 14.
02:59:50 So it did create it.
02:59:54 I wonder if it'll let me play it.
02:59:55 It won't let me down. Mexican power.
02:59:58 It created Asian power. No problem.
03:00:00 We're on to something here.
03:00:01 This is suddenly the best segment of the show.
03:00:03 So what
03:00:03 I originally when they said I was racist, they said, no, there's no cockpit.
03:00:07 When you go to Caucasian, when you look up a white person
03:00:09 call, it says it's called they're Caucasian.
03:00:12 And so when I tried to look for a reference for Caucasian people,
03:00:15 they're not white.
03:00:17 I don't know what color they are because I'm not sure exactly why are
03:00:20 but they're darker than white.
03:00:22 So that was the reasoning why they said all Google I was spitting up
03:00:26 every image comes up was a person of color or person that was is not white.
03:00:31 So that was because of that was because of the Caucasian
03:00:33 in the Caucasus island or whatever, whatever.
03:00:35 I don't know where Caucasians are from.
03:00:37 This is clearly not that this is a Caucasian.
03:00:40 The Caucasians.
03:00:41 This is clearly racism in the worst kind because it's against white people.
03:00:45 Write a rap about what did you say?
03:00:46 Asian worked?
03:00:47 I now have a rap call.
03:00:49 I have a rap called black. This dumb.
03:00:51 I have a rap called Asian Power Mexican
03:00:54 or Unstable wise panic power principle against white people.
03:00:58 Worse than any other kind of racism.
03:01:01 I don't mean to break it to you, but Mexican is not a race.
03:01:04 North Korean power.
03:01:06 We Mexicans are racist.
03:01:09 Shit. I'm out of credits.
03:01:11 I would Jewish people.
03:01:14 Oh don't worry, you know they don't like Jewish power.
03:01:17 Let's see. I want to find out.
03:01:19 I create a rap about black power and we're going to do it.
03:01:22 Who's who's reciprocal about this and who's being shafted.
03:01:27 You see what I did there
03:01:29 in the chat callback?
03:01:30 We covered everything on the show too, by the way, I had
03:01:34 no, I don't think I should play everything that's been covered.
03:01:37 That's the best way to start a with everything.
03:01:40 I feel good about that
03:01:42 rat. Right.
03:01:43 Or the only thing we did not cover was
03:01:44 you guys see that video of, Biden putting on the, MAGA hat about
03:01:49 Mexican? Yeah, yeah.
03:01:51 See that that was he's just he was playing, but,
03:01:54 I mean, it is, quite odd.
03:01:57 And he might be disgruntled that he got booted back in the day.
03:02:01 Respectable presidential candidates wouldn't be on The Tonight Show,
03:02:03 but nowadays, they almost have to be.
03:02:05 They have to look personable.
03:02:06 Oh, yeah. Mexican power
03:02:09 sunrises. Blood of Aztecs in our veins.
03:02:11 Tomorrow night on the Tonight Show.
03:02:14 Tacos and Kamala's lifting weight from our chains.
03:02:18 That's very racist.
03:02:19 Is she Mexican now, too?
03:02:21 That's racist.
03:02:22 So, just to be clear,
03:02:23 these are not only writing lyrics, these are writing full blown rap song.
03:02:29 Which I
03:02:29 will suck down and be able to write full blown.
03:02:32 Oh, how could I get that to drop?
03:02:35 How can I get them to write suck?
03:02:36 Yeah.
03:02:39 Write a rap about white power.
03:02:41 Right. We're in. Gary, go!
03:02:44 He left. He left the show.
03:02:46 I thought he was our special guest.
03:02:48 She was our special guest for two seconds.
03:02:50 It's not very special. No.
03:02:54 Right.
03:02:55 It was somebody white. It's spinning them.
03:02:57 It's starting to do it.
03:02:59 Sorry, but I cannot assist with that.
03:03:02 Well, which one?
03:03:06 Gary probably got annoyed
03:03:07 by my chewing on microphone.
03:03:11 Oh my goodness.
03:03:12 It actually, instead of doing what I asked.
03:03:14 And you know, because it's supposed to write a rap about white power,
03:03:19 the song lyrics are actually it's saying, I'm sorry, I can't do that.
03:03:22 You need to be more, you know, compassionate and whatever really. So
03:03:27 yeah, yeah, it is.
03:03:29 Oh, it's fucking with you.
03:03:31 It did the whole thing and it it's fucking with you.
03:03:33 It's being a song that I feel bullied and hated right now.
03:03:37 Right? Because. Because I'm white.
03:03:39 How do I handle this?
03:03:40 Hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate.
03:03:42 Thanks for.
03:03:45 Seriously, is somebody who.
03:03:47 Why doesn't it be nice and try to educate you instead of, like, mocking you?
03:03:51 Kendrick Lamar is way overrated.
03:03:52 Sorry I missed these.
03:03:53 Little Wayne is way over.
03:03:55 Yeah, they're both overrated.
03:03:57 I'd say Kendrick Lamar is more artistic, but again, if they're going for that
03:04:00 kind of that that who gritty and rapper hardcore
03:04:05 that hardcore black kind of like vibe.
03:04:07 That's what they've been doing for quite a while.
03:04:09 Dude, I'm so white.
03:04:11 I don't know what you mean, which is fine, but I like Kendrick Lamar.
03:04:13 But I like, like, I don't know, member like a slave.
03:04:17 No, just like just just,
03:04:20 I don't know, hardcore black vibe.
03:04:22 The hood. You mean hood?
03:04:26 I don't know if I knew what you meant.
03:04:27 I sound like an asshole, especially because I had the slave.
03:04:29 That was obviously a joke.
03:04:30 But when people say black person
03:04:34 like, it automatically makes it sound like every black person
03:04:37 likes the same style of music, likes the same political thought.
03:04:40 Oh yeah, it's the black community. We're all in.
03:04:42 All for one.
03:04:42 And that's this is not true.
03:04:43 There's no community.
03:04:48 I want to write a rap song about white power.
03:04:51 And I don't mean hate.
03:04:53 I just
03:04:54 is, I don't know, is there any white.
03:04:58 I don't want to say white pride. What's a word?
03:05:00 We need a word for
03:05:03 white nationalists.
03:05:04 No, that's not it either. Nazi. No.
03:05:06 Those are all taken
03:05:09 so seriously.
03:05:10 Who's the Black Panther pride person, Malcolm X?
03:05:13 Is that the fist up? Fist up symbol?
03:05:16 I got used as a sign of power and solidarity.
03:05:19 And Malcolm X or Martin Luther, and it's it's welcomed.
03:05:24 It's positive.
03:05:24 But if a white person does it.
03:05:28 My power is just a few groups down south that burn a few crosses
03:05:32 and ruin it for every white person with actual human pride.
03:05:38 No, that's not it.
03:05:39 I'm also pissed at this. I won't write a song.
03:05:41 All right, let's.
03:05:42 I'm gonna. We got Asian, we got Mexican.
03:05:45 I didn't do Hispanic because I don't know how to spell Hispanic.
03:05:51 No, I do.
03:05:52 We should have a spelling bee on the show.
03:05:55 What do you think about a spelling bee,
03:05:57 Gary?
03:05:57 What do you think about a spelling bee?
03:05:58 He would win that I would lose.
03:06:01 Malcolm X is way overrated.
03:06:04 I think I would win. I was losing me.
03:06:06 I went all the way through.
03:06:07 I even went to my school.
03:06:10 And then I got my ass kicked and it ruined my confidence.
03:06:14 I didn't recover for dude. Yep.
03:06:19 Right. A rap about Hispanic power. Born.
03:06:22 Born from the struggle but never the weak.
03:06:24 Barefoot on cracked asphalt.
03:06:26 Whole barrio speak in our veins flow
03:06:28 Aztec warrior might from sunrise hustle till deep midnight.
03:06:32 Somos familia.
03:06:33 Unbreakable. Chain weathered thunderstorms. Dance in the rain.
03:06:36 Bring the Latin heat.
03:06:37 Fire in the soul.
03:06:38 From the heart of the hood to the world.
03:06:40 Let it roll.
03:06:41 I want something like that for white people.
03:06:43 Man. What's up?
03:06:45 What's going make your sound so racist?
03:06:48 Dude, I know, but I'm not. I'm just.
03:06:51 I'm being attacked. I'm the victim.
03:06:53 I know I'm being attacked, but. Oh.
03:06:56 Thank you. The weakness.
03:06:58 The British accent just gave me a clue.
03:06:59 Write a rap about English Tower.
03:07:01 Yeah.
03:07:02 Hey, I remember
03:07:03 sirup sandwiches and crime allowances for a nickel with some counterfeits.
03:07:07 But now I'm counting this crime again with Maya counting the Caucasian.
03:07:11 Even better to say with my food tastes like Kool-Aid for the analyst.
03:07:15 Is this good rap girl with my face stuff with that pussy?
03:07:19 Good. When you say that, don't my taste blessed?
03:07:22 I can't wait to believe what you let me take me I keep coming up to you.
03:07:26 Blackpink. Break it down.
03:07:27 We play trust am to the film.
03:07:29 Film I got one Caucasian work, white privilege blues.
03:07:34 Wait. They turned it around.
03:07:36 They fucking turned it around.
03:07:38 I'm so pissed right now.
03:07:40 So I put right.
03:07:41 I'm going to rant about this.
03:07:43 I put right a rap about Caucasian power, and it spun and it created one.
03:07:46 And I was like, yes, I finally got one.
03:07:48 They turn it around, it's negative.
03:07:49 It has nothing to do with pride.
03:07:50 It's called white privilege blues.
03:07:52 It's basically, it sucks to be a white person.
03:07:56 Yeah, they want to shame you.
03:07:58 Oh, and you know what?
03:07:59 To rub it in the style.
03:08:00 The genre is called rap boom bap, gritty.
03:08:04 Is that a real genre of rap?
03:08:06 Oh, there's all kinds of genres of everything.
03:08:08 It's kind of rap.
03:08:09 Boom bap sounds like somebody playing
03:08:12 like, go write a songs song.
03:08:14 Go write a song.
03:08:15 Yi Wang Yi, put it on, let me know I must one on a beat out.
03:08:19 People in rap up here.
03:08:21 Freak. Dope, man. Damn. All right.
03:08:23 We, That's right. This.
03:08:25 This is the walk around, like.
03:08:26 So what's up with these?
03:08:27 You ready?
03:08:28 Decent Compton things like this. The N-word.
03:08:31 How many of you don't know?
03:08:33 I mean, it's too many options. Ooh, show that again.
03:08:35 I like that she bounced right up to the camera.
03:08:37 I like boobs, beat yo ass and had the Bible of God.
03:08:40 Why you sometimes you gotta pop out boobs actually help out
03:08:44 a 69 year of hard nipples run up and down the inside of your thighs.
03:08:47 That's pretty hard.
03:08:48 Oh, I know him.
03:08:48 I don't know him well enough for him.
03:08:50 Hey, Drake.
03:08:52 I hate you like I'm young.
03:08:53 You better not have to go to cellblock one for any to talk to them.
03:08:57 And they love just this racist system from them.
03:09:00 They tell me, church, the Holy One, they get your hemi down right.
03:09:03 The party playing with his nose now.
03:09:05 And Barker's got a rare case where I see you around.
03:09:07 Certified lover boy.
03:09:08 Certified pedophile wop wop wop, that fucking mall.
03:09:12 Pop pop pop pop pop. Come on, do my stuff.
03:09:14 Why are you trolling like a bitch?
03:09:16 Ain't you tired trying to strike a chord in his collar?
03:09:18 Minor work
03:09:25 they not like.
03:09:26 He was so pleased when he came up with that.
03:09:28 Or whoever came up with that gave it to.
03:09:30 They not like us.
03:09:31 They not like us.
03:09:32 They not like us.
03:09:33 You think the pagans let you disrespect partner?
03:09:36 I think they realize that. Nicole.
03:09:38 Nicole found. I don't know why you still pretending.
03:09:40 What is the al word?
03:09:42 Niggas in burn, bitches go.
03:09:43 The audience not gum. Shape the stories.
03:09:45 How you want hatred. They're not slow.
03:09:47 Rabbit hole is still keep I can go further, I promise.
03:09:50 Ain't that some big breakfast for bitch and you matter
03:09:52 most want ain't no, not for you, ball boy.
03:09:54 Fetch Gatorade or some.
03:09:55 Yes, 2009 I had this bitch jump it because I get a wedgie.
03:09:59 You flipped over your boxes, over your phone.
03:10:01 I know how the rational option puts you.
03:10:03 I'm going to rewording you and know a lot of these references, but no, not at all.
03:10:09 But see I in it again.
03:10:10 I'm not being a dick because maybe metal and you know, rock is the same way.
03:10:14 But the third time that he hurt,
03:10:16 the third time that he did that, the doom doom doom doom.
03:10:19 I have no idea what he was saying.
03:10:20 My mind checked out.
03:10:21 I started doing other things because it's the same.
03:10:23 I don't need to hear it 5060 times.
03:10:25 The simple ass beat.
03:10:26 It will be with, with a very complex, But like you said, you have to you have to
03:10:31 you have to do homework and listen to the song 50 times
03:10:33 before you even know the first two lines, because there's so much shit being said.
03:10:37 So much. Oh, I got a bone to pick.
03:10:39 So it may be brilliant shit, but I just don't have the patience
03:10:42 to figure out what they're saying. Don't again,
03:10:45 I have no idea what it is.
03:10:46 No idea what he said right there.
03:10:47 Except in what he says.
03:10:51 He's stressed.
03:10:52 Nuts.
03:10:52 The one question.
03:10:55 It's where you. And now it's rocky.
03:10:57 Now, when the game get the whole world talking, go to everybody.
03:11:00 Want to cut the legs off?
03:11:01 Go back man, take it. No.
03:11:04 Which way? You and I was walking.
03:11:06 Now when the game get the whole world talking to everybody.
03:11:09 When they cut the legs off.
03:11:10 When you got the yams right.
03:11:13 A rap about English pride. And it's called the.
03:11:15 It's that beat.
03:11:16 Be beat it beat.
03:11:19 You can smell it when I'm walking down the street, you know. Yes.
03:11:23 Can I can dig rap in.
03:11:27 But a rapper.
03:11:28 What a go, spider.
03:11:29 What the fuck happened?
03:11:30 Oh, no, I swear I wouldn't tell, tell, tell.
03:11:35 But most of y'all shall pass that you get some butter in the.
03:11:38 Michelle, I'm so sad you
03:11:41 that everybody does that.
03:11:43 When you get to be famous.
03:11:44 You got to write a new album every two years.
03:11:46 And I, they have other people help them. Right?
03:11:48 Oh, yeah.
03:11:49 Which way you and I was to break your bubble for the game.
03:11:52 Get the whole world talking.
03:11:53 Cause everybody wanna get the legs up.
03:11:55 Can't go back, man.
03:11:57 No, y'all.
03:11:57 Oh, yeah. It's where you and I was walking.
03:12:00 Yeah. When the game got.
03:12:01 The whole world does nothing for you to get involved.
03:12:04 You the bass line.
03:12:08 They can't run it.
03:12:09 That's Richard Pryor. Fire, fire, fire.
03:12:12 Yeah. The subwoofer.
03:12:13 If you.
03:12:14 If I was in the basement, at least I would think
03:12:18 24, seven, 30, 65 days time to I was got the blanket.
03:12:21 No stations to go back to the.
03:12:23 Oh see my enemy.
03:12:24 Say, does it ever change?
03:12:25 When you and I was now run again.
03:12:28 Oh I can't go to heaven. That bothers me.
03:12:31 There has to be like a chorus and verse a little back.
03:12:33 And I don't know.
03:12:34 There's somewhere like there already was a couple cuts from the word go program.
03:12:39 Another one's coming up. You go mouth, man.
03:12:41 If I was going to kill a couple rappers.
03:12:43 But he did it himself.
03:12:44 Everybody suicidal didn't even need my help.
03:12:47 They let me go to jail for sure. That you.
03:12:50 I didn't hear bells to the last flag in my city.
03:12:52 Everybody's screaming out to run from me when I'm done to be honest.
03:12:56 And I put that on.
03:12:56 My mama had my baby boom to 20 million working at the club.
03:12:59 Betty. Whoa, whoa oh, yeah.
03:13:02 That you made it past 25.
03:13:04 And now I was a little nappy headed.
03:13:05 It went the world by the life they shit by the fan.
03:13:08 But yeah, I'm the screaming. Annie, are you okay?
03:13:11 Annie, are you okay?
03:13:12 Let me tell them what to go play straight from the bottom. Mr.
03:13:15 belly had a beast.
03:13:16 From a peasant to a prince to a motherfucking king.
03:13:18 Oh, yeah?
03:13:19 Which way do it now it's gone by the time you hear the next pop,
03:13:24 the funk shall be within you.
03:13:26 Now run the game. Got the whole world talking, Keith.
03:13:28 Okay, everybody want to cut the legs off?
03:13:30 Can you gotta let me take it. No. You.
03:13:33 Oh you bitch.
03:13:34 Where you and I was never the game.
03:13:36 Got the whole world talking to everybody when they cut the lakes.
03:13:39 A lot of West Coast legends in this video.
03:13:43 You wouldn't get those references for
03:13:47 you being West Coast like,
03:13:49 as opposed to you own country.
03:13:52 Yeah, fine.
03:13:56 Oh, we like that before.
03:14:01 You guys like
03:14:03 analyzing it as like a single thing.
03:14:05 It's not like the most incredible thing in the world, but.
03:14:13 But he's very artistic.
03:14:14 I like him,
03:14:27 Yeah.
03:14:27 So the only thing I do is commercial. Anything. There you go.
03:14:30 I'm proud to be white. Was white privilege.
03:14:32 We warm up. So this is a commercial in the fair.
03:14:34 There's a Drake reference in this commercial.
03:14:38 No, we're just looking at the Drake.
03:14:40 Still just like that.
03:14:44 But why?
03:14:44 Because they fucked each other.
03:14:46 Somebody or something. Or they just know.
03:14:49 Because Drake is kind of a soft, soft kind of, He's got to do it.
03:14:53 Everybody's got to listen to the lyrics.
03:14:55 Kendrick Lamar now be performing at Super Bowl 59.
03:14:59 Will you be pulling up?
03:15:01 I hope so pulling out?
03:15:03 No. There's only one opportunity to win a championship.
03:15:07 No, you only got one offer.
03:15:08 Getting around two is the boom.
03:15:12 The no.
03:15:12 Round two is kind of the link in the nine.
03:15:14 I wouldn't want you to miss it.
03:15:16 Meet me in New Orleans
03:15:18 February 9th, 2025.
03:15:22 Are you best dressed to even if you're watching from home?
03:15:25 Let's go.
03:15:28 Hey, so I'm talking about man.
03:15:30 Yeah. I haven't been impressed with a song we can get real quick.
03:15:33 Oh, you gotta you gotta make this weird. What?
03:15:36 Something like that.
03:15:37 We run a real route.
03:15:38 You got to be.
03:15:38 Prince. Had the best Super Bowl show.
03:15:41 Hey, where'd you go?
03:15:46 I guess he's gone.
03:15:47 What I was saying was Prince had the best Super Bowl show ever.
03:15:51 And while he was playing Purple Rain,
03:15:54 the skies freaking opened up.
03:15:55 And he actually started playing.
03:16:00 I mean, the skies opened up, started raining while he was playing.
03:16:02 Sorry about that.
03:16:05 Best Super Bowl show ever was Purple Rain. No.
03:16:07 Hold on.
03:16:07 We gotta go back to not like us really quick.
03:16:12 Not like us.
03:16:14 Yeah. Somebody entertaining you? Me?
03:16:20 Know.
03:16:20 So he breaks down the whole issue with Drake
03:16:23 because you were like, oh, what's with Drake?
03:16:24 You know, this is this is the issue with Drake.
03:16:27 So this dude, I know what's up with Drake.
03:16:29 I was just kidding.
03:16:30 He's just a Canadian rapper from Toronto, so he didn't really actually go through
03:16:35 any kind of, like, black, you know, because there's not really
03:16:38 that whole black white struggle in Canada there.
03:16:41 There really wasn't as much. So it's very much south.
03:16:43 No flow in Canada.
03:16:45 No, there are, but they're not like, you know, you're counting
03:16:48 black, you're in New York. Black.
03:16:49 You're you're you're New Orleans black.
03:16:52 So this is kind of like, him him stabbing at, at that.
03:16:57 So this is the explanation here.
03:16:59 It comes to the issue with Drake.
03:17:01 Well, he he
03:17:02 you asked what the issue with Drake is, is because Drake actually kind of,
03:17:05 kind of takes advantage
03:17:08 of, of younger up and coming rappers to make himself still relevant.
03:17:11 He's very talented.
03:17:12 He's got a good voice.
03:17:13 He's, he he's kind of like Jay-Z did, but he's vanilla. Also,
03:17:17 what do you mean?
03:17:19 This is Jay-Z for the Super Bowl show picking Kendrick Lamar.
03:17:24 Wait, what?
03:17:26 What's what I've been saying the whole time.
03:17:27 That's where this kind of started,
03:17:29 because Jay-Z and ROC Nation, I thought that already happened.
03:17:33 Yeah, he does it every year.
03:17:34 He's been he's in charge of it for I don't know how many years he's done
03:17:37 for contract, but really, Jay-Z's picking Super Bowl performers again.
03:17:41 Yeah, yeah, he's got influence.
03:17:43 Yeah, he's got influence on I don't know for sure.
03:17:45 No wonder it's so bad.
03:17:47 That's no wonder it's so black is what you just said.
03:17:49 There's always this a sort of no, I
03:17:54 find.
03:17:54 So this is the issue with Drake right here.
03:17:56 So here he's a prince. Black paint is black.
03:17:58 No, it has nothing to do with being black.
03:18:00 It has to do it.
03:18:00 Well, the whole like whether that's the kind of the whole like they
03:18:02 not like this
03:18:03 kind of thing is, I almost take it like, if you're like white, you're not like us.
03:18:07 That is black.
03:18:07 So it kind of has that vibe to it, but it is kind of more like,
03:18:11 I know Drake is not like
03:18:15 he I don't know.
03:18:16 So it's you take it over you want.
03:18:18 But this is the lyrical breakdown of the issue right here.
03:18:21 Not like us, not like us, right?
03:18:23 Not like us
03:18:25 like that. He's not like us.
03:18:27 Like not like us.
03:18:29 Right?
03:18:29 So hangs on.
03:18:32 We still double down calling us some slaves.
03:18:34 Atlanta was the Mecca built around rolls and trains.
03:18:36 Bear with me for a second.
03:18:37 Let me put your long damn satin muscle shoes in town.
03:18:40 Folk make them rich fast for 2024.
03:18:42 You got the same agenda, Drake.
03:18:44 Atlanta.
03:18:44 When you need a check back,
03:18:46 that means Drake is using Atlanta rappers to make himself more relevant.
03:18:50 See the club?
03:18:50 I like the little baby help you get.
03:18:52 These are all Atlanta rappers.
03:18:54 Get your first street cred.
03:18:55 Oh, but
03:18:56 you still like your slime in your hand I got Quavo said you can be from Northside
03:19:00 but two Chainz so you good.
03:19:02 But he like you put a Lana one year producer to
03:19:05 I this job to go find new rappers who matter for them.
03:19:10 Yes I know once you get enough money
03:19:11 rapper who's had more than a few albums should be doing that.
03:19:14 That's how this is him and his family.
03:19:16 When Drake actually says a fan he a fan.
03:19:18 Yeah he a fan which is a man.
03:19:20 He freaking out.
03:19:22 So he says freaky I sick of it.
03:19:23 Fan has always meant fagot ass nigga.
03:19:26 So you're like hey hey, hey, hand up a little bit.
03:19:31 It's always meant fagot ass nigga in that freaky ass nigga.
03:19:35 But, here's the white rap.
03:19:37 You know, I just created called white. You know what I mean?
03:19:40 I put the H on it to emphasize it's nigga
03:19:43 white privilege blues.
03:19:47 Yeah, yeah. My.
03:19:52 Yeah yeah yeah yeah.
03:19:54 We came up with the rap song. The bitch on the ground.
03:19:57 Cheddar stocks, boardroom tactics.
03:19:59 Susie, I can't understand this either.
03:20:01 Suburban streets where the trouble like I heard suburban landscape
03:20:04 I will never break any and just.
03:20:07 Oh nigga I ain't no I'm carrying to bag necessary books.
03:20:12 Just keep curriculum college.
03:20:14 So the talk that I feel so dumb.
03:20:16 Got the woman that's trying something on these power chords.
03:20:19 Eyes closed right to the struggles.
03:20:21 I'm sorry, white noise, I, Cohen.
03:20:23 Think you're in the wrong.
03:20:25 Can this bubble fragile?
03:20:26 That's the next show for high fences.
03:20:28 Gates, access in abundance.
03:20:30 Up until I get it. Gated.
03:20:31 Gated communities.
03:20:32 Walking to school to eat for ribbons.
03:20:35 And our model got the crown. But where's the resemblance?
03:20:38 The late
03:20:39 cornfield gate.
03:20:40 You landed on the shotguns and get off my property gates on the chrome strike.
03:20:45 Silver spoons that you can't see.
03:20:47 Especially when you especially
03:20:48 if you can get these kings out of here, goes through life.
03:20:52 Get off my property! You killing?
03:20:55 I asked, am I to write a rap
03:20:58 to show what it's like to be proud to be white?
03:21:02 Oh, I was just proud to be from our mother.
03:21:09 I don't think he knows our mother.
03:21:11 Our ridiculous white privilege.
03:21:14 I want to hear the Asian one.
03:21:15 I put the H on it to emphasize it's the nigga.
03:21:21 The Asian one?
03:21:25 Yeah.
03:21:25 They just.
03:21:26 They called it Asian power heavy.
03:21:30 Oh, no.
03:21:31 It started out that.
03:21:33 Don't know.
03:21:34 Oh, that's very offensive. Really
03:21:37 do would be awesome if I was going to do that
03:21:39 stealing and I can't pronounce any L's or ahs.
03:21:43 They reckon it's the Freddy range array.
03:21:47 A week in the fridge range gave in the
03:21:51 this veggies into.
03:21:52 Yeah European Union Monday. Yeah.
03:21:56 So yeah I was a little bit racist.
03:21:58 I have to admit
03:22:00 the black power raps are amazing.
03:22:02 They're actually make me they make me want to be black.
03:22:04 They make me want.
03:22:05 Yeah. Yeah. Exactly.
03:22:06 The Asian power one in the first, in the first court
03:22:10 I hate Asian first course they mention listen in the first course they mention
03:22:14 ninja stars. Dragon.
03:22:16 Oh really?
03:22:17 Kung fu kicks I don't know, I just know that in their language
03:22:20 it sounds like, hey, eat some English.
03:22:23 An English accent.
03:22:25 I hate English accent raps. It sounds like shit.
03:22:28 But just do Dragon.
03:22:29 That's
03:22:31 just Spanish raps.
03:22:32 All this, although they all suck.
03:22:34 I did a Spanish one.
03:22:35 Let's see what the low rise. Right.
03:22:37 La Raza rise. Low rise.
03:22:39 Oh. Okay. See, that is Gary.
03:22:42 So, Gary, you're still here?
03:22:43 No. Well, the Spanish one just talks about family.
03:22:47 I kind of makes me want to be Spanish, too.
03:22:49 That's what it does. Yeah.
03:22:51 If you ask something. Hey, write something that.
03:22:53 Hey, it's good to be this. These are what these should be.
03:22:55 But the white one is oddly and shockingly negative.
03:23:00 Not sure. Yeah. You're right.
03:23:02 Wait.
03:23:02 You're here. You're here. No.
03:23:05 Oh, okay.
03:23:07 I got it to write about teen stones by saying, write a rap about an English
03:23:10 stones.
03:23:11 I said write a rap about an English person thinking maybe desert.
03:23:14 I would check it to be white, but
03:23:18 an English desert, I don't I don't understand half the references.
03:23:21 It talks about roast beef and Dover and peaks and teams.
03:23:24 Rooster.
03:23:24 Okay, but Gary, you still here? No.
03:23:29 Okay, sir.
03:23:34 I'm a little uncomfortable with a show about 69 with only two people.
03:23:38 I'm going to be uncomfortable that he pretended
03:23:40 like he was going to join the show, but then you completely bailed.
03:23:43 And then it's like he's like, why did you even.
03:23:45 Why did you even bother showing up to begin with?
03:23:47 Right.
03:23:48 Are you serious? Gary?
03:23:49 You're here. You don't know.
03:23:51 What are you saying? Oh, it was to.
03:23:53 It was to take off the coat.
03:23:54 It was a visual.
03:23:56 He he he like dude.
03:23:57 No, he took off the coat before the.
03:23:59 No, no, he took off the coat after the break.
03:24:03 The whole intro, I literally know in his head
03:24:06 he was thinking, who's the who's the after the bad intro,
03:24:09 who's the kids do the changes the shoes and changes his coat and goes over Mr.
03:24:13 right.
03:24:14 I don't know, I don't watch any any kid change their shoes or coat,
03:24:17 you know, you know, Mr.
03:24:18 Rogers, even your age, I do what you said, kid.
03:24:20 I think I think you said kid show kid show, kid show.
03:24:23 Okay. Yeah. I don't know what it shows.
03:24:26 I. I don't remember watching Mr.
03:24:27 Rogers, but I know all about him.
03:24:29 I did watch Mr.
03:24:30 Rogers, but I think he was taking off his lab
03:24:32 coat, being like, okay, now it's the after show. It's the unwind.
03:24:35 I'm going to take off my coat and be one of the regular.
03:24:37 Yeah.
03:24:37 Like, yeah, if somebody took off their gloves and bandana or some shit like
03:24:41 change
03:24:42 their hat, like Kamala Vitali like that.
03:24:45 Trying to be one of the guys, right? Hey.
03:24:47 It's up. It's a costume change.
03:24:51 Yes, I miss this.
03:24:52 Been next week, right? Yeah.
03:24:55 Next week's topic won't be this.
03:24:58 Oh, yes.
03:25:00 He already said what the topic was.
03:25:01 He said at the top of the show.
03:25:03 Yeah, yeah.
03:25:03 Which I thought was interesting because I doubt he'll stick to that
03:25:06 because you never know.
03:25:07 No, no we will. You don't really. Yeah.
03:25:10 No no no.
03:25:12 Like accepted.
03:25:14 I know you're still watching Gary.
03:25:15 Wait. I know how to spell it.
03:25:16 I don't know how to spell.
03:25:19 Oh, to do
03:25:22 so you own septic tank?
03:25:26 Did I say that? Okay.
03:25:29 I like it a lot.
03:25:31 The topic is septic tank, I love it.
03:25:33 It's great. It's perfect.
03:25:36 I'm also stalling while I find it.
03:25:40 Septic tank is great.
03:25:42 Perfect.
03:25:44 No, it means the translated.
03:25:46 It means 70. And we're on show 76.
03:25:48 Septic tank.
03:25:50 But it also means.
03:25:52 Are you annoyed by my click?
03:25:53 Shall I go to my touchpad?
03:26:01 I love your rainbow kittens.
03:26:03 There it is, I found it, love it.
03:26:08 No one loves anything
03:26:11 except.
03:26:27 Why don't you do this for lip service?
03:26:30 I love your stance.
03:26:31 Or you're a foolish. Who again?
03:26:33 Someone just took a chance to get your school stream.
03:26:35 Kitty, Google, talk to a fan, then you'll love.
03:26:37 What do I plan to have on next? Fly dress.
03:26:39 Fly dress like Monday, 10 p.m.
03:26:42 eastern.
03:26:44 If you're allergic to the mask, fervently observing,
03:26:46 it's up to you to make sense or you're a fool to shoot again.
03:26:49 I want you to watch it. Stupid you.
03:26:51 You're supposed to be capable to stand in your way with you.
03:26:54 I plan to have a face.
03:26:56 I like the talk to other people.
03:26:58 I go straight to
03:27:01 keep of them.
03:27:04 I dress, I dress,
03:27:06 it goes on and on and just repeats forever.
03:27:09 Forever,
03:27:11 forever.
03:27:12 Yeah, forever I love it.
03:27:14 Watch Foreign Man.
03:27:15 He would have loved that clip.
03:27:16 Let's talk about that.
03:27:18 God damn it, I love it, I do, I love Joe Biden.
03:27:21 No, I love your rainbow kittens.
03:27:23 I do love Jesus, I love you draw.
03:27:26 Let's see. Good man, I love you.
03:27:28 So we have a new one.
03:27:29 It's it's a reindeer one I love it I find in an unseen love.
03:27:32 Those are my love clips.
03:27:36 You go to Oxford right?
03:27:38 Oxford. No, Cambridge.
03:27:40 Cambridge won't. Yeah.
03:27:43 You are sure?
03:27:43 One shoe shoot up.
03:27:48 No am I?
03:27:50 What is it? What are you looking for? What are you looking for?
03:27:52 What do you say to a gin?
03:27:54 Is that what it was?
03:27:56 Yeah.
03:27:58 Oh, no.
03:27:58 I just found it right away. What the fuck?
03:28:02 What's the Septuagint?
03:28:05 Oh, shit.
03:28:05 Greek version of the Hebrew Bible or Old Testament,
03:28:09 including the abroad cup.
03:28:13 Made for Greek.
03:28:14 Something that scrolled past.
03:28:16 And I can't read it anymore.
03:28:18 A Greek version of the Hebrew.
03:28:19 Greek speaking in Hebrew for the third and second centuries BC.
03:28:23 Eve is that really was adopted by early Christian churches?
03:28:27 How did I I googled it and it had to do with 70.
03:28:31 Oh, there it is.
03:28:31 Sorry. The name Sep.
03:28:34 The the name.
03:28:36 I mean that's Septuagint saying, but it's kind of bringing it down
03:28:39 and comes from the Latin word for 70 BCE.
03:28:43 They say BCE in this one.
03:28:44 How cute or study.com.
03:28:47 They think the Christians didn't come up with the calendar.
03:28:50 That's cute.
03:28:52 Some kind of event
03:28:53 happened to make it go from positive to negative.
03:28:57 Oh, it's just a staple point.
03:28:59 But they still acknowledge it. But they just slap it.
03:29:01 They say about you to it thinking like, no, no, no, don't.
03:29:04 It's something different now.
03:29:06 It's based off the same timescale, timescale based off of a certain event.
03:29:10 But we're not going to acknowledge that. Certain of that.
03:29:13 It doesn't matter if the certain event was something to make.
03:29:15 Note of or not.
03:29:16 It was so, important to the dynamic of human,
03:29:21 the human existence, that there is a time frame that you can point back to, the,
03:29:27 it's just something in general that happens.
03:29:29 But, I just based on personal,
03:29:34 personal experience, disc golfing out west,
03:29:37 there was a, there was a couple areas that were very desert.
03:29:40 And there's not many landmarks that are on the field of play.
03:29:44 And so it's hard to gauge depth perception because you don't have as much
03:29:49 like conception of what is going on.
03:29:53 I thought overall, and so it's hard to see the, the
03:29:58 you think you're doing some depth perception, whatever you get.
03:30:00 What I'm saying.
03:30:01 I don't see as much depth. For.
03:30:13 The entire out.
03:30:17 Who's out
03:30:18 when you're eating nuts, you only eat my nuts.
03:30:22 Crunchy.
03:30:23 No, that's a definitely a 69 offer I refuse.
03:30:26 Thank you for the offer.
03:30:27 I'm flattered,
03:30:28 but the one thing of Mount Rushmore is they are not ranked one through four.
03:30:32 It is just. Oh, there's a four.
03:30:35 But what is your Mount Rushmore of nuts?
03:30:38 Gary's yours.
03:30:40 The kids.
03:30:44 My Rushmore of nuts, pistachios, almonds.
03:30:49 I'd have probably peanuts.
03:30:51 And then maybe, maybe walnuts.
03:30:58 What's a what are they?
03:30:59 What are they used to call a Brazil nut?
03:31:03 Like, I suppose nut something.
03:31:05 Gary got dual names.
03:31:06 Gary Satan in his head right now, and we'll leave it at that.
03:31:10 Gary's nuts.
03:31:12 It was a some type of a color of a toe.
03:31:17 What?
03:31:19 Yeah, a tower toad toe.
03:31:24 It was the word toe.
03:31:26 A Brazil nut used to be called.
03:31:27 And I've heard my grandparents say it a lot.
03:31:29 An N-word, too.
03:31:30 Oh, I know where you came from.
03:31:35 New York.
03:31:36 All I know is I empathize.
03:31:39 It's the guy.
03:31:43 So, yeah, I call him Brazil nuts.
03:31:47 I will never say any form of nigger.
03:31:52 I, you know, I'm cured of that.
03:31:54 And by the way,
03:31:56 there's only one answer to the actual Mount Rushmore of nuts.
03:32:00 If you care, it would be macadamia number one.
03:32:03 There, like $80 for one nut, nice creamy nut, cashew nut.
03:32:09 Hahahahahahaha.
03:32:11 I need that as a drop.
03:32:13 Great cashew.
03:32:16 And then,
03:32:18 That's it.
03:32:19 Those are the only two nuts.
03:32:20 Everything else is a mixed nut.
03:32:23 You want that creamy nut,
03:32:27 What the.
03:32:27 There's nothing wrong with that, dude.
03:32:28 I let off a creamy, nice, creamy, not.
03:32:32 I don't want to, like, put it in my mouth.
03:32:33 I don't want to put the creamy nut in my mouth.
03:32:35 I'm talking about, like, blowing my creamy nut load.
03:32:40 Here's a little tip if you want a lot of oh,
03:32:43 if you eat a lot of pineapple juice, your load won't taste like non-answer
03:32:46 to the actual mount Rushmore of nuts.
03:32:48 If you care, it would be macadamia number one.
03:32:52 They're like $80 for one nut.
03:32:55 Nice creamy nut,
03:32:57 you know, screaming, see, I swear by the statement,
03:33:01 anybody who's ever had a macadamia nut exactly what I'm talking about.
03:33:04 And they're not gay. You love a nice creamy nut.
03:33:08 I do a macadamia nut
03:33:10 as a macadamia in my macadamia.
03:33:14 That's me changing the subject.
03:33:16 Depends on where he's from.
03:33:19 Macadamia.
03:33:21 Could you put a hard hour on the end of a macadamia nut?
03:33:24 I put the agent in macadamia nut.
03:33:28 That at all?
03:33:28 Do we talk about that at all?
03:33:30 Anybody from the, You know, anybody from the black community, do they?
03:33:35 69 at all?
03:33:36 Because I know they don't go down.
03:33:37 But if, if,
03:33:38 if they offered reciprocation, do they or what do you mean they don't go down?
03:33:42 A black person does not eat pussy.
03:33:44 Yeah, they do that.
03:33:45 Yeah.
03:33:46 Find me calling right now.
03:33:48 15863.
03:33:51 Make it my business, you two.
03:33:52 Oh, ladies, come something, something, something up to Tucker.
03:33:55 My tongue licking places.
03:33:56 Niggas wouldn't be pretty in jail right now for trafficking children.
03:34:00 Yeah. Just think.
03:34:01 No, I don't count.
03:34:03 That's like you don't. Women, children.
03:34:06 That's not an equal.
03:34:08 Like children. But they're hot women
03:34:11 like.
03:34:14 What?
03:34:17 Well, I have to have a little pubic hair even on.
03:34:20 And I'm not into the.
03:34:23 I don't want to say it even.
03:34:26 No, I don't think PGD
03:34:27 counts as a test for anything as far as if it's right or wrong.
03:34:31 As far as I know.
03:34:33 Yeah.
03:34:33 Black people do not go down
03:34:37 well, black people no they it's,
03:34:41 I can keep going to Muslims either.
03:34:43 Muslims? It's a power trip. The woman is there to serve the woman.
03:34:46 The man would never be subservient.
03:34:48 The woman is there to serve the woman.
03:34:50 What did I say? Dude? It's late.
03:34:51 The woman would be there to serve the man, not the other way around.
03:34:55 So for them to go down would be completely emasculating.
03:34:59 And they would never consider it subservient.
03:35:02 I think black people, there's a lot to that.
03:35:04 I it's what I've always heard.
03:35:05 Maybe it's racist for me to say that.
03:35:08 It probably is if people go because I thought,
03:35:11 black dudes love eating pussy,
03:35:14 that might be racist for me to say that.
03:35:15 I think, you know what?
03:35:16 That's a litmus test.
03:35:17 If you say something and you're like, yeah,
03:35:18 that's racist, you're probably not racist.
03:35:22 But if you're like, what?
03:35:23 And you don't understand me, like, yeah, no,
03:35:25 they jump higher because of no ligament in the back, way more rapid.
03:35:29 You do.
03:35:29 That's a pretty sure black dudes love eating pussy.
03:35:35 63%. As opposed to white, like, look it up as opposed to whites.
03:35:41 Then if you if you can get a percentage.
03:35:44 Well exit poll in this bitch or what?
03:35:50 Here's a poor
03:35:51 the reality of being a black woman in America.
03:35:55 This is not what I looked for.
03:35:56 The reality looks the reality
03:36:00 like that.
03:36:01 Dear Abby, we read where the white woman was outraged for the black woman.
03:36:05 Do you know what it's like to be a black woman?
03:36:07 No, neither do you. Because you're white.
03:36:09 Why isn't the black woman writing in a Dear Abby or Flag?
03:36:12 Sorry.
03:36:16 Yeah, I don't, I don't
03:36:17 I can't seem to find you just a little bit filtered.
03:36:20 You know, I blame the election.
03:36:22 Do where?
03:36:23 Normally the internet is like this big, but right now the internet is that big
03:36:26 because both sides that are getting elected
03:36:28 or trying to get elected are so worried about anything getting out.
03:36:36 Cheers.
03:36:37 That popcorn sounds really good.
03:36:38 Is that popcorn?
03:36:41 Yeah.
03:36:43 What kind of a what kind of an asshole buys popcorn?
03:36:45 Popped in a bag.
03:36:49 It's popcorn.
03:36:53 You know, you can.
03:36:54 You can make that pretty easy through cheaper, too.
03:36:58 Yeah, you can buy it much easier.
03:37:02 Yeah.
03:37:02 But it's it's like it's never quite as good.
03:37:05 No, it's pretty fucking.
03:37:06 Well, you you have it right now.
03:37:09 You could be eating pieces of cardboard with salt on it.
03:37:11 You'd be happy.
03:37:14 Like Jesus paper.
03:37:17 Jesus turned cardboard into popcorn.
03:37:19 That's not that's blasphemy. Don't you chew.
03:37:21 You turn his fucking body in a stale piece of cardboard.
03:37:25 What do you think made everything?
03:37:27 What do you think made everybody so thirsty?
03:37:29 When he turned the water to wine, it was because he just turned cardboard
03:37:32 to popcorn.
03:37:32 You know why they were using wine?
03:37:34 Because they wanted to rape the children.
03:37:38 Allegedly.
03:37:39 I don't think you said that right.
03:37:43 Well.
03:37:46 That.
03:37:46 I don't think that's how the story I think he did it to.
03:37:48 I mean, no, that's not how the story feeds.
03:37:50 Feed the fishes, to feed the children.
03:37:52 I don't think he did it to have sex with them.
03:37:55 In fact, he couldn't be a perfect man if he would have.
03:37:58 Now, feed the fishes means like feed the, you know, the pussy, which is the girls.
03:38:02 That way you can, like, feed the other children.
03:38:04 Your cock is, I think, what he what they meant.
03:38:10 Well, he experienced everything as a man,
03:38:11 so he would have had to experience that allegedly.
03:38:15 Oh, God.
03:38:16 That or Jesus,
03:38:18 I don't I'm still you know what I learned all about that.
03:38:20 And I still don't understand if I should answer that question.
03:38:23 Yes, both or no,
03:38:26 because apparently they're the same person. Yet.
03:38:29 And I know atheists will argue that as a ha, we gotcha
03:38:31 because you can't be both.
03:38:33 But again, we're trying to define him on realms
03:38:35 and definitions and laws of things that don't apply.
03:38:40 Right?
03:38:41 Which is also very convenient if you're trying to convince somebody
03:38:43 of something that's impossible.
03:38:44 So that's where I'm at.
03:38:47 I don't get how you can argue, like if you can sit there and go
03:38:50 and try to argue a statement that, you know, you can't prove,
03:38:55 then you try to argue that with another statement that you know you can't prove,
03:38:59 and you want your statement that you know, you can't prove to be the right one,
03:39:02 that you know you can't prove.
03:39:04 It's just not the others.
03:39:06 That's Gary, right? There's more.
03:39:08 There's more evidence, though.
03:39:09 They'll say, even though I think there is,
03:39:13 it doesn't matter.
03:39:14 You still can't prove it.
03:39:15 Can't prove it.
03:39:16 You can't prove either or. So how can you say either or?
03:39:19 But here, here we are.
03:39:21 Flood rains live 69.
03:39:23 And then I'll even add,
03:39:26 if it's just as simple as you're stuck and locked in your last memory,
03:39:30 you know that your your brain is locked up.
03:39:32 Yeah. You're in lock step with your lousy memory.
03:39:35 Yeah, yeah.
03:39:35 And like, say that it doesn't disappear like, late.
03:39:38 Like until that last little ember of whatever
03:39:40 goes back to the collective of dirt,
03:39:42 you're stuck with whatever you believed for that eternity, so to speak.
03:39:46 Because I have no other word to put there.
03:39:49 And believers are like, yeah.
03:39:50 And they they're happy, they're content.
03:39:52 And people that think it's black and dark.
03:39:53 Hopefully it just goes black and dark.
03:39:56 If not,
03:39:58 I mean, whatever you think I think is what happens when it shuts off.
03:40:03 And you can for this.
03:40:04 You ever shut off an old TV?
03:40:06 You can see the image on it for a while, even after there's no power.
03:40:08 Something came up there.
03:40:11 So what if that reflection or just that quick little impression
03:40:13 in your mind stays there? I'd like that to be pleasant and peaceful.
03:40:16 I'd like my loved ones to be pleasant and peaceful.
03:40:18 I don't want them to think and be fearful.
03:40:21 And yeah, I didn't finish that.
03:40:22 I don't want them to even think.
03:40:23 Just be comforted and die already.
03:40:26 No, that was me as we went over on the last episode.
03:40:29 Not the debate episode, but the last episode.
03:40:31 The yeah, the debate episode.
03:40:34 That was awesome.
03:40:37 Cancel them though.
03:40:38 You can't.
03:40:38 The aspect of, the,
03:40:43 Schrödinger's cat were you
03:40:47 conscious
03:40:49 of the observation is what potentially what changes
03:40:53 the reality of the situation?
03:40:54 So the consciousness does have a large
03:40:58 there's something else going on there that exists
03:41:00 way more beyond what our perception is supposedly,
03:41:03 if that's what you're describing, if you think it, you can be it.
03:41:10 And that's what you know, and that's what they're telling right now.
03:41:13 Have you seen that woman women commercial?
03:41:16 Yeah.
03:41:16 You can convince a woman anything, do you?
03:41:18 A bunch of young a bunch of old women are telling new young women
03:41:22 that if you can think it, you can be it.
03:41:27 That's that's the worst do.
03:41:28 That's the. If you think it, you can try it.
03:41:32 Try it.
03:41:33 You're going to fail.
03:41:34 I mean, you can be it if you if you.
03:41:38 But so I mean,
03:41:40 aren't people going to just like jump off the roof
03:41:42 I, I thought I could fly.
03:41:46 Try it,
03:41:47 try it.
03:41:49 Actually that that's a great idea.
03:41:51 Do it. Don't try it.
03:41:52 This part, I guess, in that tell you to try it.
03:41:54 Possible effect, I guess.
03:41:55 Anyway, do you think you can fly?
03:41:58 I'm not going to stand in your way, but I actually, I preach.
03:42:02 Why would you stand?
03:42:02 They would just fly over you.
03:42:05 Have you ever seen.
03:42:06 Have you ever, ever really?
03:42:07 Did you see that there was a woman sneaking in there
03:42:10 trying to spy on her husband, and she fell out of the window,
03:42:12 or she didn't die, but she fell two stories right onto the pavement
03:42:16 because she was
03:42:17 she climbed up this, like, terrorist part, or it was like concrete over the door,
03:42:21 the main entry way,
03:42:22 and then snuck up and was trying to peek into the second story window
03:42:25 to catch her husband spying on him, doing something I don't know.
03:42:29 And she fell.
03:42:29 And my point was, if she didn't fall away at all.
03:42:31 So if you're standing there, she would have fell right on you.
03:42:34 Who's liable in that situation?
03:42:37 The concrete, the her husband?
03:42:39 The concrete is the most responsible party complex for allowing you
03:42:44 to be able to climb a tree like.
03:42:45 No, I'm just saying, when you when you're traveling and then something stops, you,
03:42:50 you're the ground is definitely
03:42:52 the most culpable, responsible party.
03:42:55 Yes or no?
03:42:55 You ever hear those stories about the people that, getting,
03:42:59 like like a tornado?
03:43:00 They get caught up in playground all soft and bouncy.
03:43:03 So, you know, they kind of get like,
03:43:05 they kind of get knocked out and they end up like, like a half
03:43:08 a mile away from where, like where they initially were.
03:43:11 And they like, believe that they just got carried by a tornado, but
03:43:13 they were out cold and supposedly because they were not conscious,
03:43:18 the their body was less rigid.
03:43:20 So like when it hit the ground, it didn't it,
03:43:24 everything was like more it's it's you talking about wrestling.
03:43:27 It's more of like a wrestling mindset where if you hit with more surface area
03:43:31 and more relaxed body, you're going to absorb the, the, the blow away better.
03:43:36 And there's people that have been found like,
03:43:38 and that's supposedly what they play wrestling.
03:43:41 You just had a social segue in there.
03:43:43 You just made up out of thin air you were talking about. Right.
03:43:45 Oh, I saw that.
03:43:45 And I wanted to talk about how your body hits, and I.
03:43:48 You talk about wrestling, though? We did.
03:43:49 Well, let me tell you something, brother. Nope.
03:43:52 What you gonna do when Donald Trump and all the Trump
03:43:57 maniacs run wild on you, brother?
03:44:00 I can't say I know what they're going to do.
03:44:02 Speaking of that,
03:44:05 but, thankfully former Trump
03:44:07 you played him, but not seriously injured
03:44:11 Lynyrd C no, I don't
03:44:12 that's the I'm okay with that.
03:44:17 As soon as he's getting as soon as he stepped down and quit.
03:44:20 Didn't you like the guy a little better.
03:44:23 Yeah.
03:44:23 So that that clip of him wearing the MAGA hat,
03:44:27 it kind of made him come across as somebody that I've never seen before.
03:44:31 You seem kind of endearing.
03:44:32 You kind of seem to just be willing to just kind of joke around, put the hat on.
03:44:36 Who cares? Like, it's not like I'm, you know, it.
03:44:38 He it made him worse seem human, but somebody.
03:44:41 But then when you know.
03:44:43 But when you think about all the millions of dollars that his he's
03:44:47 amassed being a political puppet for,
03:44:51 I know he deserves you using his influence and
03:44:54 but I have his son.
03:44:58 Jesus.
03:45:03 You and his son and all that shit.
03:45:05 Now, that's just China.
03:45:06 And it just it's there's way too much corruption that is way
03:45:10 too obvious that, I mean, with all due respect, that's a bunch of malarkey.
03:45:14 I was you guys.
03:45:15 Not a single thing he said is accurate.
03:45:17 I, I beg to differ.
03:45:20 Then shut the fuck up, kid.
03:45:21 You're the.
03:45:22 What does he keep calling people
03:45:25 poor kids.
03:45:26 All just as bright and just as tall as white kids.
03:45:30 You're the sucker.
03:45:31 That's what he keep saying. You're the sucker.
03:45:33 You're a loser.
03:45:34 Do you have the the B video in here?
03:45:37 Still? No.
03:45:37 You know, it's still on the tube, but it's not.
03:45:40 Yeah, yeah.
03:45:42 I got to keep them small on here because you're a sucker.
03:45:45 You're all loser.
03:45:46 That's what he said. Literally.
03:45:50 So are we going to do the vice presidential debate
03:45:52 since there's no more president? There is one.
03:45:55 There is a.
03:45:55 Are you sure? Are you sure they're going to do that?
03:45:57 Yeah.
03:45:57 Positive.
03:46:01 I'm watching
03:46:01 Trump does 19999 when somebody says they're 99.999999% sure.
03:46:06 What does that mean.
03:46:08 Is that what he said. He said that.
03:46:10 No idea.
03:46:10 Sounds very childish.
03:46:11 If you said it's very terrible vice presidential debate.
03:46:17 Here we go.
03:46:18 Come on. Here yet?
03:46:20 Just because you suck at your job, you're supposed to be the producer here.
03:46:22 I am producing the produce late.
03:46:24 You're for ducking co-host. You're late.
03:46:27 Oh my God, congratulations.
03:46:31 That's so amazing.
03:46:32 What you gonna name it?
03:46:33 I'm not even right here in Atlanta, two presidents met on the debate stage
03:46:37 at a moment of crossroads.
03:46:38 Number one, this is a reality.
03:46:40 President Gary Trump and President Gary Biden presenting
03:46:44 two very different visions for the future of our country.
03:46:47 Let's get right to the biggest moments tonight.
03:46:49 That was a hell of a lot better options.
03:46:51 I had passed the pact at 1 million of them not having insurance
03:46:55 and the families having their families have it, because what happened,
03:46:59 whether was Agent Orange or burn pits, they're all being covered now.
03:47:03 And he opposes a group of POWs that we're offering a situation
03:47:06 where we have great respect for veterans.
03:47:08 Myself, my son spent a year in Iraq, and every one of next one of those burn
03:47:12 pits came back with stage four glioblastoma.
03:47:15 I was recently in in France from D-Day,
03:47:20 and I spoke about those heroes who died.
03:47:23 I went to the World War Two cemetery where one cemetery refused to go to.
03:47:27 He was standing with his four star general. Did it?
03:47:30 We did it.
03:47:31 So there's a bunch of losers and suckers.
03:47:33 My son was not a loser, was not a sucker.
03:47:36 You're a sucker. You're the loser.
03:47:38 President Trump.
03:47:39 And first of all, that was a made up for truckers and losers.
03:47:42 They made it up.
03:47:43 It was in the third grade.
03:47:44 Magazine was failing like many of magazines.
03:47:47 He made that up.
03:47:48 He put it in commercials.
03:47:49 We've notified we had 20 people that said, I didn't say it.
03:47:53 And think of this.
03:47:54 Who would say, I'm at a cemetery or I'm talking about our veterans
03:47:58 because nobody's taking better care.
03:47:59 I'm so glad this came up.
03:48:01 And he brought it up.
03:48:02 So glad this there's nobody this better care of our soldiers than I have
03:48:06 to think that I would in front of generals and others say, suckers and losers.
03:48:11 We're
03:48:12 whatever.
03:48:17 Yeah,
03:48:18 I remember that one.
03:48:20 That was a reality that actually seems like a better reality
03:48:23 than the one we're currently sitting in, to be honest.
03:48:25 Right. Like,
03:48:26 even though he's such a corrupt fuck, I don't know what the fuck Kamala knows,
03:48:30 but like, if Michelle Obama ran there like, oh,
03:48:32 Michelle Obama could have beat Trump.
03:48:34 It's like, what does she know?
03:48:35 She was a first lady. Like what?
03:48:38 So she would like Hillary coming here again
03:48:39 ended up being a senator, but no interest in running either.
03:48:42 I don't it's just a figurehead.
03:48:45 It's just so they just pick the most popular person in America,
03:48:49 Tom cruise, the Rock Trump.
03:48:53 True, he's just a movie star.
03:48:55 Bigly.
03:48:56 Bigly kind of promoted himself, right?
03:48:59 He's just a reality television star.
03:49:01 I'd be so bold.
03:49:03 Try 101,000 people that are perfect for running.
03:49:06 But they'll never.
03:49:07 We'll never even see him.
03:49:08 It'll never be an option, right?
03:49:10 Yeah, because they take people off the ballot like Jill Stein do.
03:49:14 The last two years.
03:49:15 Bernie Sanders was the winner of the primary.
03:49:17 They changed it somehow at the last minute.
03:49:19 They were they put on Kamala.
03:49:20 They didn't allow or they didn't allow RFK either.
03:49:23 They kind of snubbed him.
03:49:29 What is the vice presidential debate going?
03:49:31 What does that even who cares?
03:49:36 All right.
03:49:36 And we shouldn't do it.
03:49:38 It's probably going to be waste.
03:49:38 No, I'm just saying like why?
03:49:40 Like why is I. I never do that.
03:49:41 That was a big deal.
03:49:43 Have they ever done that before?
03:49:45 It's a great question.
03:49:45 Are there any votes inside of him because there was just very direct vacancies.
03:49:50 A lawyer, he
03:49:52 I know even that dude, even the picture.
03:49:54 Did you see that he was in the other walls is just a fake.
03:49:57 Look coach, they call him Coach Walls.
03:50:00 But he was like, which one is which? Which one is?
03:50:02 He was in a city.
03:50:03 Yeah. He was was, Which is weird. Good.
03:50:06 Because you would think the, usually it's red tie versus, I don't know, blue tie.
03:50:10 He's so bold. You think he's so bold?
03:50:12 He's he's wearing a red tie when you should have a blue one.
03:50:15 He's not.
03:50:15 No, no, just walls like the whole coach.
03:50:17 Walls.
03:50:19 Whole America's Dad type thing.
03:50:20 Like he was, assistant football coach for,
03:50:23 like, a year or two, like, maybe 15 years ago.
03:50:27 Just so you know that I don't know if football
03:50:29 is much different than other sports, but what the assistant coach does in youth
03:50:31 sports is basically hold the clipboard and manage
03:50:36 the, you know, they're the ones that are making their team next,
03:50:39 making sure that, you know what he's keeping track of who plays how long.
03:50:43 So that's who's here. And he showed up. Who didn't.
03:50:45 Hey coach, your son's been playing the whole time I know, but we're winning.
03:50:48 Yeah, but the other parents are getting mad.
03:50:49 That's the assistant coaches job.
03:50:53 So I don't really know.
03:50:54 He wasn't like he wasn't running the offense or anything like that, right?
03:50:57 Yeah. No, he was just.
03:50:59 He just.
03:51:00 Yeah. I think there might be some people
03:51:01 that are like Kamala Trump, I can't decide.
03:51:03 So they go to this.
03:51:05 No, there's no they go to what
03:51:07 the vice presidents Brady draw.
03:51:10 So they go to the vice
03:51:11 presidential debate to determine I mean only so like because Trump's older
03:51:16 he would be the person and because he's almost been assassinated twice.
03:51:20 He may be the person who's vice president may need to come in handy.
03:51:23 So I'm not a suspect, but.
03:51:32 Breaking news.
03:51:32 This just in. I'm calling it.
03:51:34 I don't think Trump's
03:51:35 going to make it to the election because they're just going to keep trying.
03:51:39 And it's a remarkable the time frame from one to the other.
03:51:44 He's not going to stop campaigning.
03:51:46 No, he's not going to give a shit.
03:51:47 You think that that do you think that they're not planning on killing him?
03:51:51 They just want him to be scared so that he slows down campaigning?
03:51:54 No, because all that does is just boost
03:51:56 his profile more and make him more of a sympathetic figure. It's wrestling.
03:51:58 It's he's becomes a baby does.
03:52:00 But they're making him a baby face.
03:52:02 I have evidence to because they they had trouble.
03:52:05 They they canceled a few rallies for the first the,
03:52:07 you know, the big assassination attempt where they actually got shots off
03:52:11 and they moved like they moved the rallies
03:52:12 for the next bit into arenas, and they had to get smaller crowds.
03:52:18 It's so I mean, it did affect him whether they wanted it to or not.
03:52:20 It did slow him down a tiny bit.
03:52:22 I know he's more he's he's more invigorated.
03:52:24 He's more motivated.
03:52:26 But logistically I think
03:52:28 because they have to do better security, they got to put glass up.
03:52:30 It's going to take longer to sweep.
03:52:32 He's going to he's not going to stop golfing.
03:52:34 He's not going to stop campaigning.
03:52:35 And unfortunately, I think because of that, he's a sitting
03:52:41 I don't want to say duck because I don't want a Haitian to come try and eat it.
03:52:44 I mean, duck
03:52:46 sitting duck. No one's got a pet duck.
03:52:48 Haitians are. Yeah.
03:52:49 They're, you know, they're eating the geese.
03:52:51 They're eating the ducks.
03:52:52 Eating the dogs. They're eating the cats. What are you talking about?
03:52:55 They're eating the ducks.
03:52:56 Oh, I just see the one.
03:52:58 It was a park
03:52:58 that was full of ducks and geese, and now there's no ducks and geese.
03:53:01 Most importantly, they're just. They're
03:53:04 they're eating the
03:53:05 pets of the people that live there.
03:53:09 And this is what's happening in our country and in Springfield.
03:53:13 Springfield.
03:53:14 They're eating the dogs.
03:53:16 The people that came in, they're eating the cats.
03:53:19 You saw the video of them barbecuing in Springfield.
03:53:23 They're eating the dogs.
03:53:24 The people that came in, they're eating the cats.
03:53:27 They're eating.
03:53:28 They're eating.
03:53:29 Yeah. We're just carrying the the duck.
03:53:31 That the dog or, you know, there's there's ones now where?
03:53:34 Legs up in Springfield.
03:53:37 They're eating the food.
03:53:39 I came here to cook a dog or a cat, but eating, sitting on a grill.
03:53:43 All I know is, if they want to eat the fucking Canadian geese
03:53:47 and the fucking pigeons go right?
03:53:49 And the squirrels, they're in the fucking.
03:53:53 Yeah, they can go right ahead and eat all that shit.
03:53:55 No way man, it's going to our ecosystem.
03:53:57 They what? They got rid of all the bats.
03:53:59 So I used to live across from a school when I grew up, and there was
03:54:02 literally bats in the belfry, you know, like this big, huge tower.
03:54:05 Sounds like, old song.
03:54:08 So many bats first.
03:54:09 So I remember one year they're like, we got to get rid of the bats.
03:54:12 So they actually treated the bat, did something get rid of the bats?
03:54:15 And we had so many mosquitoes that year, it was unbearable.
03:54:18 You could even go outside. They had like smokers.
03:54:20 They got rid of them.
03:54:21 Yeah. There's an ecosystem that needs. Yeah.
03:54:23 The ducks in the geese in the, Stoney Creek Metro Park
03:54:26 needs more, more, possums.
03:54:29 Is that a mullet?
03:54:30 So they can eat the ticks that, dawg, I don't know, it almost seems like a fake.
03:54:33 Yeah, it almost seems like extensions.
03:54:35 We just.
03:54:35 So, you know, a lot of these are completely fake because people think
03:54:40 the dog's not actually reacting.
03:54:41 You don't think the dog's actually reacting to the audio clip?
03:54:45 What, are you kidding me?
03:54:47 Yeah, that cat wasn't actually reacting to the Donald Trump's clip. No.
03:54:50 Are you kidding me?
03:54:52 David Blaine isn't real. Are you sure is.
03:54:54 But he's not.
03:54:57 The people that came in, they're eating the cats.
03:54:59 They're eating.
03:55:01 They're eating the dogs.
03:55:03 The people that came. I think it's funny that they are.
03:55:05 People are like, no, the city says it's not happening.
03:55:08 The the Biden administration says it's not happening.
03:55:10 Those are the ones that put all the Haitians there
03:55:14 because the
03:55:15 they're eating the dogs, the people.
03:55:18 And I'm not automatically saying that the reports are accurate.
03:55:20 The people could obviously be lying.
03:55:21 They could be Trump supporters just trying to make him look better than he.
03:55:25 I mean, if he's wrong, it looks really stupid for him to say that.
03:55:28 And it's a somebody should get that dog off of there.
03:55:30 The dogs, the people that came in, they're eating the cats, they're eating,
03:55:35 they're eating.
03:55:37 So all right, I'm going to play devil's advocate.
03:55:39 What's the big deal? Play the
03:55:41 what's the between dogs and eating cats because they're pets.
03:55:44 They're eating the dogs.
03:55:46 But so don't eat your your pets.
03:55:48 Don't eat your pet.
03:55:49 They're eating problem.
03:55:51 Some of the people that live there.
03:55:54 And this is like I don't put even.
03:55:56 Do you think the Haitians are eating their pets?
03:55:58 No, they're eating your pet. They're eating.
03:56:00 Look, she's got it on the stove. And then she shows it.
03:56:03 She's putting a metal pot in the microwave,
03:56:05 apparently because she's putting in there for 20 minutes of the night.
03:56:08 She's just using it as a timer.
03:56:10 And this is what's happening.
03:56:11 It's a black dog, like, oh, I get it.
03:56:14 You get it.
03:56:15 It's a brown dog.
03:56:16 And then the cat and we're dog eating.
03:56:19 It's a dog and black face pets.
03:56:21 Is that a different dog or is it the same dog?
03:56:24 But she colored black.
03:56:25 She burned it.
03:56:26 And ABC news dog they're eating.
03:56:28 Yeah, that dog wasn't just black was burnt.
03:56:31 They're eating.
03:56:31 One of my black friends used to say that do.
03:56:33 There's black and then there's burnt. The pets.
03:56:35 Well, in, the movie,
03:56:38 bulletproof with Adam Sandler and, Damon Wayans.
03:56:42 Great fucking movie.
03:56:43 But he tells the one guy, because he's, like, really,
03:56:47 really dark black, and he's like anybody, this is Damon Wayans saying it to him.
03:56:50 He goes, is he like, Snipes black?
03:56:52 Anybody ever tell you you look like a struck match?
03:56:55 And it's just like it's it's hilarious.
03:56:57 The father from Good Times Black.
03:57:01 I don't know, sure.
03:57:03 It wasn't he have a name?
03:57:04 Herman Sherman Helmsley.
03:57:07 No, no, that's, different show.
03:57:09 You sound racist. Now, what do they all look?
03:57:11 You think Sherman Helmsley looks like the guy on Good Times?
03:57:14 I don't know who's the guy in good, good times was Florida.
03:57:16 The Evans family was, Not.
03:57:18 What's happening? Dynamite.
03:57:22 That was. That was Eddie. Eddie?
03:57:24 What was his name? Her name was Florida.
03:57:26 His name was James.
03:57:27 Eddie something. JJ, God damn it.
03:57:30 In the father's name was JJ.
03:57:34 I don't know, JJ Walker.
03:57:36 JJ Walker.
03:57:39 JJ Walker, Jimmie Walker, Jimmie Walker.
03:57:43 God damn it!
03:57:47 See, we're not racist.
03:57:48 We know black culture.
03:57:49 Look at us.
03:57:50 Look at this. Go look at this way. People go. We
03:57:54 used to love watching good times.
03:57:56 I learned all about New York projects.
03:57:59 I used to love black culture.
03:58:01 And I was skinny.
03:58:03 James Evans. Yes.
03:58:07 Awesome.
03:58:10 No way.
03:58:12 I can't have stuff like this anymore.
03:58:14 And Gene, a gorgeous hunk of woman here, they're about a six.
03:58:20 I don't know about this.
03:58:21 Okay.
03:58:21 Yes, but I'm sure a lot of hung.
03:58:25 You know, one thing I know we're very hunky, you know.
03:58:28 Dad, dad ask you to take the garbage out right now.
03:58:30 Oh, they're mistakes, you know.
03:58:31 That's if you did. And I was going.
03:58:32 Yeah, my handle.
03:58:36 Right, baby?
03:58:37 It does work.
03:58:41 Hey, what's going on here? So?
03:58:43 Nothing. What happened?
03:58:45 I was working late at the boutique tonight because the dollar annual sale,
03:58:48 you know, used to be a penny sale, but with the inflation, everything's gone
03:58:51 but the hold up.
03:58:52 But anyway, I was on the last of those jumpsuits.
03:58:55 Flow. You should have came in and got one of those.
03:58:57 It would look bad on you.
03:58:58 You might want with the matching sweaters and the full panties on the front.
03:59:02 Oh, no, he's going to punch.
03:59:04 Oh, you to punch me with.
03:59:05 Have going perfect with that new purse I got from Hope.
03:59:08 So she's talking about a hold up man, not handbags.
03:59:11 I'm sorry.
03:59:11 What happened with and I'm ready to close that. Yeah.
03:59:14 And this dude walks in and pulls out a gun.
03:59:17 He does.
03:59:20 But apparently not on this clip.
03:59:22 I thought it was a different clip.
03:59:23 Oh, he definitely drops the n bomb.
03:59:25 I mean, he should because he's good to me.
03:59:27 You can used to watch that after.
03:59:29 He should because he can.
03:59:31 I mean, you know, you can.
03:59:33 You might as well go ahead.
03:59:35 All right.
03:59:38 Yeah.
03:59:38 That was really a productive segment.
03:59:40 Broaden our minds, Lawrence.
03:59:45 Netflix 70.
03:59:49 I think I think he's really going to go
03:59:51 former Trump Hebrew not seriously injured.
03:59:55 So people are already people before even the the debate.
03:59:58 People were already voting Mail-In ballots for Kamala Harris.
04:00:01 So that's weird.
04:00:03 That's weird to me.
04:00:04 To the world vote for so long like she's given.
04:00:08 What's the benefit?
04:00:09 We're trying to get a fair election.
04:00:11 What's the benefit of having the the point of failure to be extended so long?
04:00:15 Like the longer
04:00:16 those ballots are held and counted in each county
04:00:18 and moved around and stuff, isn't that more chance for corruption?
04:00:20 I'm not saying there is every.
04:00:22 I perfectly fair balanced.
04:00:24 I've so, I've heard the statistics and these can be backed off,
04:00:28 which is a little bit of research, but, she's given less interviews,
04:00:34 one on one interviews than Donald Trump has had assassination attempts. So,
04:00:43 Yeah.
04:00:49 So on the.
04:00:52 Sit on there.
04:00:56 But don't forget the Brady and Joshua Brady and or Gary.
04:01:00 Not above and so below because he's so close Brady.
04:01:05 And for sure we're doing it our way.
04:01:09 We're gonna make it make our dreams come true Brady can do it
04:01:14 Brady and I like that show now Brady it's my Larry
04:01:19 not good enough that go on Gary go go go go go.
04:01:28 Go I hate it when you do that.
04:01:33 On all the.
04:01:39 Shut the fuck up.
04:01:41 You a.
04:01:46 Coming from Washington.
04:01:56 What?
04:02:01 What? Oh.
04:02:06 He's kidding me.
04:02:09 Get you just as Brady just tells.
04:02:11 Like kids.
04:02:12 Are there any kids?
04:02:13 The on.
04:02:23 The wall.
04:02:26 Brady.
04:02:27 He's not chosen the.
04:02:32 I don't.
04:02:35 Look at that.
04:02:38 Oh, hold on a second.
04:02:40 Oh, crap.
04:02:41 I found rap appreciation. And then we'll go.
04:02:44 Yeah.
04:02:44 Yeah. Exactly. All right, here we go.
04:02:46 Well, Brady, you can't keep yo k
04:02:49 miss, Hey, mister, we appreciate you.
04:02:52 When the work you do, you,
04:02:55 Fuck off.
04:02:56 It's not appreciation for rap.
04:02:58 It's a rap about appreciation.
04:03:00 And he loves. The.