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I've got a magic trick
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on my finger.
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Okay.
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Uh, uh, uh.
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You're disgusting.
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Best transition ever.
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Hey, I'm Gary.
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Perfect. Abracadabra.
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Al Kazam. Booth.
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You know what Abracadabra means?
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That a song or a band in the eighties?
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Yes. That was.
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It is a couple, actually.
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Alabama was the one you weren't thinking of.
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Al. Abracadabra.
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Oh, yeah. Reach out and grab ya.
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Now, we got to pay somebody money for just saying that
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we go to dire Straits Lyrics.
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Abracadabra means, uh, actually
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manifested out of words.
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So to create from words,
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you know, casting a spell.
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I think it was Carl Sagan who famously said
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sufficiently advanced technology would appear to be magic.
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Magic?
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We should start every flash cast with
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a Carl Sagan quote. Yes.
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Well, this is our special on magic.
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How do you feel about magic?
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I like magic shows magic tricks.
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I like.
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I've got a soft spot for America's Got Talent.
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The magicians are fantastic sleight of hand.
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The disappearing acts, the
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prestige,
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the prestige.
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That was like.
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That was a good movie. I enjoyed it. Uh, I.
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I knew he was a twin.
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Was that a spoiler? Yes.
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I should. I. I know a lot.
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I know a lot about magic, so I'm not going to spoil anything.
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You know what? I like to be fooled.
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Believe you, muggle.
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I don't want the trick.
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I don't want
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Penn and Teller to tell me how it goes.
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I always like to do a Four Horsemen.
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What's your Mount Rushmore of magicians?
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If you were to look up like the top four, it's Harry Houdini.
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David Copperfield.
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David Blair and David Blair.
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Is it Blaine's play?
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David Blair was the
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president of Guam.
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That's okay.
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How many guesses do I get?
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Criss Angel.
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This dude's terrifying
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as I think his tricks creep me out because of recency bias.
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David Copperfield is probably one, and Houdini and then, well, his status.
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But he made the Statue of Liberty disappear.
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Did he?
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I want to believe.
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I think he did that.
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That's the same trick when they make a person.
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Yeah, but just larger scale.
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Oh, the machine that makes it.
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That allows him to fly and levitate all around the
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the wherever he's at, the venue is
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like a $2 million machine
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machine.
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It's not enduring magic.
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But he says, I know, I know.
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It's he collects it some some magicians are honest about lying to you kind of.
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TELLER Yeah. They say we're tricks.
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That's my favorite one.
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They're like, We're going to do this trick,
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but we're going to do the whole thing and clear boxes, right?
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Sure you how it's done.
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And then you think you're following along, You think you're smart of them,
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and then they got the little click, Hey, wait.
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It's still at least it's obviously modernized at all.
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Some of the sleight of hand guys are so slick, too,
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like he doesn't have anything in his hand and bam, a rhinoceros.
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Incredible. Never seen that one.
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No, it's that's a little big.
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But, you know, we were just talking about David Copperfield going over the top.
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Big Statue of Liberty flying around the room.
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Uh, uh, I've always enjoyed magic.
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I took some magic lessons as a kid.
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I bought the little kits and stuff, and I tried to find my kit
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that I mentioned last week, and I it's, oh, no.
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One little shriveled up piece of rubber that was supposed to be some kind of a
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you put the coin in and do something on the top.
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But it was,
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Oh, it's fine.
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Oh, no.
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I've been working on and on real magic.
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Like I've been trying.
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I've been trying for telekinesis lately.
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Yeah, I like to live things with my mind because that would be cool
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if you could, like, levitate something like Luke Skywalker
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and just pick it up off the table without touching it.
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Here's an easy one.
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There's no moving parts, cause all solid-state electronics.
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Yeah. Turn off your ring. Lay
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out there.
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Okay.
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No moving parts.
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All you do is stop,
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stop, stop.
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For electrons. Yeah, that's. Do it. Oh.
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Oh. What you're talking about isn't magic at all.
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I'll have to stop the flow of electrons.
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But without any physical interaction with your mind.
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That's where you got me. I'm.
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Yeah.
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Believe that
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monks can slow their heart rate down, but I don't think they can levitate.
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You looked at me skeptically when I told you that
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time travel would be commercially available in a couple of years.
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That was a good, skeptical look.
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I also believe that telepathy
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will be commercially available in the same time frame.
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Go on.
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You have my attention.
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Brainwaves.
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Operate like.
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I'm sorry.
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Do you know how long it takes just to get like
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a different colored car in the market?
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You think that they're going to be able to somehow commercialize?
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Like, Let me see some of the car colors.
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I looked at one of those green and as I drove past, it turned orange.
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Those are two similar colors.
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Yeah, that's actually a bad example.
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Some car companies you can order color you want, it's expensive, but you can
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about a
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mother modern thing.
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We've been promised super energy.
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Well flying cars but those drone cars are now available.
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The Jetson is a real thing.
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But like vision power. Like
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we know how to do it, but it's so expensive it's not going to be
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commercially available.
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Ever was like a little box that you put on your table.
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Powers The whole town.
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Well, it could be the size of a house or the size of Chernobyl, but it's safe.
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Yeah, well, Chernobyl is a good way to stay safe.
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Well, that's fusion. Or fusion. I get a mixed up.
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I need my son on this.
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You know the difference?
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One's good, one's hot forever. One's just.
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When it's down, it's down.
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I'm sure Draw is telling us exactly what it is.
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That's.
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Oh, I was drawing the comments instead of the link so we can actually see them.
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Yeah, I'm excited. Every great
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person in the photo you sent
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me earlier, a stranger or somebody you know at the gas station.
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Oh, that was it.
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I just ran into a Bigfoot enthusiast.
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Everything about his car.
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He was a beautiful guy.
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Have you noticed that?
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I know my avatar is a Bigfoot.
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I did.
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I noticed the place.
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This guy, it was all Sasquatch. Bigfoot?
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Yeah, It was this shirt and all those bumper stickers.
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Dude was early, so I showed him my little avatar
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because that surely impressed him.
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I don't.
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I don't know. I was.
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I was.
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I should have asked him for an autograph.
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It was crazy facial hair.
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Uh, neck tattoo.
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I'll find it. I'll find it.
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Put it up. How can you do that?
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I did ask him for permission
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to take the picture of him and his car, and he agreed
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to pose for them.
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I got three.
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I sent you the best one I got.
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Going to make sure
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Gary on screen.
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Right. And not me logging into my stuff now.
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Yeah, I'm just me.
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His password is
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April.
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This is a dude I ran into today.
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There he is
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with me in this shirt
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there.
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Sasquatch will be Zoom in with the photos.
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Not get.
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Oh, you can see it.
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I can do stuff on his car, though.
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That's Michigan.
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Is he a michigan Bigfoot?
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Obviously. Yeah.
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There's a lot of land up north here.
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It says realer than your bitch ass.
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Yes, he seems reasonable.
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Yeah.
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Did you know that it took us 30 years to find a panda bear?
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There were a legend for a while. Oh,
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only text family texts.
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Hilarious.
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Oh, I guess what I want to say is
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real magic doesn't exist, but fake magic is real.
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Don't ruin it.
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If there's any children watching, please, please turn away.
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Santa Claus still exists. You just can't.
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All this stuff that he does, he does it by naturalistic means.
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I'm thinking of a number of between one and ten.
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Seven? Yes.
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Magic.
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See how easy that is? Totally nailed it.
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But you get every time right again number between Well let's
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go bigger one and a thousand blue now you got it.
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I'm thinking of a number. Okay.
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You're number. Yep.
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One in 1318. Correct.
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I know. Wow.
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I know that there is magic.
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Magic
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hint secret
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double.
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Oh, with somebody doing some levitation in there in the middle
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of the cemented street, but yet there's like, this three inch mat.
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Hmm. Something about the mat, probably.
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Yeah. Be skeptical.
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Skeptical of the mat, Right? It's not a normal mat.
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It's not a normal mat.
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There's probably an iron bar on a plate that I would assume.
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Sorry. I said I will ruin it. What? Spoiling everything.
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What I mean by real magic doesn't exist.
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And fake magic is real is that
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conjuring spells and doing the paranormal.
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Is it possible that doesn't exist?
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But the guys who do the sleight of hand, the tricks, the illusion, art,
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pickpockets.
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Yeah, that's a great example of mind reading.
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There's there's a lot of cheats.
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There's there's ways there's a guy because I was looking,
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I was trying to find somebody to come on that would represent magic.
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And that guy, except is way too expensive.
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Yeah.
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Apparently during the pandemic, it
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hit big where he could use Zoom meeting magic tricks.
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And most of the stuff are like this.
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You know, the nine people in your office or whatever.
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He starts telling you everything there is to know about you.
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But anybody who's seen that one movie about the guy, the healer dude,
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they make you fill out these surveys before you join the meeting.
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And what are people can't remember an hour and a half ago
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when they said their favorite color or their and Bertha's exact full name?
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Yeah.
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And then once they have that access, especially nowadays,
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once you get access to Facebook, she did make great chicken casserole.
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You wrote it down on the card a half hour.
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Right.
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But they want to see that's just it's you like they
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you want to be entertained you want to believe you go to movies.
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You go to movies.
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And you got to tell yourself, Superman flies. Yeah.
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You see a magician, you're automatically like, Well,
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I don't want to think about his sleeve because that'll ruin it, right?
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You want to you really want to believe in magic, right from the get go?
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I know, and I do.
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And I go in with the wonder of a child.
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When I say you, I mean, you know, you're not just.
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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The universal view of the world.
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But I also, as an engineer, I also want to know
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how everything works.
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I'm going to list some things that are going to take some people off.
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Like who?
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Oh, I think I think everybody is
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believing a little heavily on one
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or more of the items on my list, but I have two drops from reality.
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You ready?
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Wait.
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Yeah.
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Okay, now I'm ready.
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The following things do not exist.
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Magic spells
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magic.
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All rage,
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rage. I get this purple.
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Oh, you rage.
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Yeah.
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You get faster and stronger.
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Magical incantations.
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Smurfs.
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Oh, Smurfs.
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They're magical, right?
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Are they? I don't.
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I never saw the first episode.
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Elves,
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sprites, fairies, pixies,
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Faith healers.
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Pride Month is over.
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Psychics, telekinesis, All
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psychic powers.
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Also not real
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voodoo
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spirits, Demons, angels,
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devils, gods.
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Why do all those magicians have demons on every picture?
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Do you think that they're actually listening to demons whisper in their ears?
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Or do you think they're just exploiting
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the idea and concept that don't look at my sleeve?
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I think that I'm supported by demons.
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Like, isn't that what all the sideshows in for Evil?
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You know, they they embraced evil
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not because evil's real, but because it was a reason.
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Instead of the actual
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illusion of why magic was happening, they all kind of adopted it.
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You know, that I'm sitting with Satan.
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Look at me
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on purpose
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for publicity,
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but not for actual
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exorcisms.
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Seances,
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palm reading,
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reading the tea leaves,
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mind reading,
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telepathy,
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all super powers.
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When I try and read Gary's mind,
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I got it.
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Alchemy,
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Astrology.
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Astrology is a good one that might take a couple of people off.
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I know I'm a Libra.
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I'm exactly like that.
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Um, remote viewing
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fortune telling
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I'm missing a few.
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This is not a comprehensive list.
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Voodoo, unicorns, dragons of, I believe the magic.
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Voodoo, if not voodoo.
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And these things are woo!
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They do not exist. Woo!
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Are you familiar with the term woo hokum? I know. Woo! I'm not.
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Oh, they're hokum.
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They're woo Woo is like somebody pinch me and I go, oh, um.
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Woo peddler would be like selling you snake oil.
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Whoopee cushion.
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Miracle cures are miracles.
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Miracles of ghost goblins.
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Demons. I said demons.
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Oh, what else?
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Phantasm.
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I think I covered that with ghosts.
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Spirits.
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I think Spirit kind of encompassed that at all.
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I think there is a material naturalistic explanation for any time
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you've seen an example of any of the things that I just named
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any single one of them, and if you like,
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most people will agree with me on most of the terms on that list.
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If you have a select couple that you don't,
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that is a delusional fantasy
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and you should probably knock it off because lies
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don't do you any good.
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That's confirmation bias and you don't need it.
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You can discard that.
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And and like I said,
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when telepathy becomes possible, it'll have a mechanism
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by which it's transmitted like radio waves that Elon Musk patented.
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Very similar. Right, Right.
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You'll have an implant and radio signal from brain to brain and you could
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be without barking.
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But that's not
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magic that's sufficiently advanced technology.
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What's the difference when there's 500 years apart?
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And I think you started that way.
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Yeah, it's indistinguishable was my point in the stage before.
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So something that's indistinguishable, isn't that by fact
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what you're saying it is, or is It is because you don't know.
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Ignorance doesn't make something real.
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No. Indistinguishable means.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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So the fact is though, that
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if there's if something wasn't in distinguishable,
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there would be no reason to distinguish it.
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It is not magic.
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It's indistinguishable from magic.
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Oh, I know.
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In order for that to be comparable, like, it's like when they invented fire.
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Look. Poof!
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Of fire. Yes.
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Instead of rationally thinking, Well, he.
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There was a spark and a source and oxygen and yada yada.
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Yeah.
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I don't know where I was going with that.
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But if you if you think that it's
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if you don't have anything to compare to you than it is magic.
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But if you know that magic is never real,
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yeah, then the indistinguishable part is irrelevant
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because magic is never real, never real, never real.
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And that's kind of the point
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I was making, because a lot of people still read their horoscopes.
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And some people believe in faith healers.
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Some people go see a psychic and some people think
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they can talk to their grandma.
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But if it's shared socially,
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like if there's 500 people and they all say, look, there's a new member, 501.
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And they happen to be a Taurus, and they all treat that person's
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based on them being a Taurus, then suddenly that becomes real.
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What do you do then?
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How do you deal with that?
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That's a naturalistic explanation for the supernatural.
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I mean, I'm not indistinguishable, but not that that's superstitious.
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It doesn't matter.
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But if the bus driver is and he steers because he sees a butterfly or something,
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that's the wrong color, you know, that day or whatever, right?
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And we all die right then superstition is real because it affected
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that bus driver.
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And that's kind of why I'm making this video.
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The more people know that you shouldn't
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order your lives around.
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Okay,
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But it's fun.
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It's easier than taking self-responsibility.
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Admitted items of magic tricks.
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I didn't screw up. I was born in the wrong month.
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See how easy that is?
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Just like I think that's why people use it.
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It's an escape of responsibility. I
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Wait.
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I got one for
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this.
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This door.
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Oh, it's.
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Oh, nice.
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Look how fancy we are,
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though.
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Ooh, Hard to breathe over here
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a little bit,
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you know.
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Hey, we think an early break.
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No, I know he.
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What was that about?
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The spoiled brat talent
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I see so much as a single red M&M in the green room.
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I'm going to throw a tantrum
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that when we come back on Tantrum flag.
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What's this called?
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Flag rants live like you're supposed to live like.
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All your rants are flags. Give her a spin.
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I have nothing to.
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Okay.
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Oh, I got one for you.
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Someone I didn't
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include in my four horsemen,
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The amazing James Randi.
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There's there's a speech where he's talking in.
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He's got a microphone pinned to his lapel
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and he's talking into a razor for like 10 minutes.
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And then he shows everybody this is a razor.
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You every one of you thought I was talking to a microphone.
00:24:12
This is very clearly a razor.
00:24:15
There's little cut
00:24:17
and he's got this
00:24:18
lapel microphone that also everyone could see.
00:24:21
James Randi, his foundation
00:24:25
offered a $10 million prize to poll that proves the supernatural.
00:24:30
Yeah, Yeah.
00:24:31
They pulled the plug after 30 years and they almost had to pay once.
00:24:34
And it was mind reading and a computer of a brain scan
00:24:38
was used to read a guy's mind and he drew a shape.
00:24:42
And the brain scan actually drew the shape that match.
00:24:46
It's not magic.
00:24:47
It's an analogy.
00:24:48
Yeah.
00:24:48
Sufficiently advanced about Doug Henning.
00:24:51
Oh, he's good.
00:24:53
Little flamboyant for me.
00:24:54
His his big V-shaped body suits.
00:24:57
Yeah, it was it fit the disco time. But.
00:25:01
But is magic doesn't make it right.
00:25:04
I don't remember any of his magic.
00:25:06
They only see.
00:25:06
That's why if you don't make it
00:25:08
once somebody's made the Statue of Liberty disappear,
00:25:10
the rest of the rest of the magicians until Penn and Teller came up just.
00:25:16
I'll.
00:25:16
I'll go see a lady get chopped in half.
00:25:19
But the real talent there is the the flexible lady.
00:25:24
She's actually just crammed into that one box.
00:25:26
Well.
00:25:27
Oh, did I ruin it?
00:25:29
Did you want me?
00:25:31
You want to know that there are twins?
00:25:33
They're usually twins and amputees.
00:25:35
Yeah. Oh, okay.
00:25:38
Almost always like you think. No way.
00:25:40
There's no way somebody, even if they found, they wouldn't.
00:25:45
We need to get a midget that looks just like me.
00:25:49
A little, little person.
00:25:51
Oh. Oh, there's no such thing as dwarves.
00:25:53
The dwarves make my list.
00:25:56
That magic.
00:25:57
I don't know if. Do it.
00:25:58
Let's see.
00:25:59
I've never seen a Harry Potter that would help with magic lap.
00:26:01
Oh, Hobbits.
00:26:03
Magical either.
00:26:04
Believe in magic.
00:26:05
Muggle wizards, warlocks, witches.
00:26:07
No. Muggle and none. Magic, but not magic user.
00:26:10
Correct? Yeah.
00:26:11
And Dungeons Dragons had orcs.
00:26:14
They were not magic, big guy. Yeah. Yeah.
00:26:16
Mess you up.
00:26:17
They just had like, I wanted to include giants, but
00:26:25
I know some big guys.
00:26:27
Jaws six foot 7/8 might be real or it would have been sometime
00:26:32
have are now we would find big giant human bones right.
00:26:37
They have some but they were all exposed
00:26:39
as frauds or hoaxes
00:26:43
make created fake bones
00:26:46
where they were done. They were other animals.
00:26:48
99.9% of
00:26:52
magicians. No
00:26:56
pardon me,
00:26:57
99.9% of faith healers know that they're lying.
00:27:01
99.9% tells me you're lying.
00:27:04
99.9% of mediums
00:27:09
know that they're lying.
00:27:11
They have no idea.
00:27:12
You have no idea either.
00:27:13
It's it's that tiny little fraction of people
00:27:16
that don't even know that they're frauds.
00:27:22
That's a.
00:27:24
Did you imagine performing faith,
00:27:26
healing, thinking that you're performing faith healing?
00:27:30
I don't think
00:27:32
I don't think there's even that 0.001%.
00:27:37
All you had,
00:27:40
though, is
00:27:40
somebody driving down the road and they're so oblivious of their driving.
00:27:43
There's
00:27:44
that's the that's the 0.01%.
00:27:48
I must be naive.
00:27:49
I don't believe that exists in other mediums.
00:27:53
People who think they are truly psychic,
00:27:56
I don't think they exist.
00:27:58
They don't exist. But people who don't.
00:28:00
You don't think anybody thinks they're truly psychic? No.
00:28:04
Oh, it's someone who's just oblivious to the fact that they always get it wrong
00:28:09
or equal to chance.
00:28:11
You're wrong.
00:28:12
There are people that think they're real faith healers.
00:28:15
There are people that really believe they can read the future.
00:28:20
There are people that think they can disagree.
00:28:24
It seems like they're all trying to deceive us, all of them.
00:28:27
I'm not going to go outside and scream.
00:28:29
I don't know anything about podcasting.
00:28:31
Do not watch our podcast, because that's not healthy for our part,
00:28:34
for our show, right?
00:28:36
If you're a faith healer or a future
00:28:38
teller or whatever, any of those lists that were people.
00:28:42
Yeah, soothsayer, I believe 100% of the time,
00:28:45
you're never going to say, I don't really believe in my powers,
00:28:50
right?
00:28:51
But the ones that are lying,
00:28:52
I can take a lie detector test or they're like, they're just crazy.
00:28:55
I mean, I guess
00:28:56
crazy Crazy is a great example of someone who believes that they're,
00:29:00
I don't think, magical.
00:29:01
I don't think anybody intentionally
00:29:04
believes they're magic.
00:29:06
They're because they have the best seat in the house.
00:29:09
Yeah. They see under the sleeve, so to speak.
00:29:11
So there's no way they could not know
00:29:14
if they're reasonable, intelligent human beings.
00:29:17
I agree.
00:29:17
Even if they're insane, manipulative bastards, they still know.
00:29:22
Especially though there's no way.
00:29:24
How do you where did you come up with this information of there's
00:29:26
1% of people that, Oh, I just blurted it out.
00:29:29
As a matter of fact, I started wrong.
00:29:30
I said 99.9% of magicians and I didn't have anywhere to go with it.
00:29:35
You just conjured it up.
00:29:37
Conjured, Conjured. Exactly.
00:29:39
So then then it exists now.
00:29:40
Green Lantern just proved that magic is real.
00:29:42
Green Lantern could manifest things from his like Green Lantern.
00:29:46
I get busted on that all the time.
00:29:48
You're not allowed to compare fiction, if not allowed.
00:29:52
No, you can, But you'll you'll get you'll lose a lot of credibility.
00:29:56
What if I had a working Green Lantern,
00:30:00
a Jedi?
00:30:01
I wish I could show you my head over there,
00:30:03
but I don't think the licensing will allow it.
00:30:05
It's pretty magical.
00:30:07
Okay,
00:30:12
I'm ready for a break.
00:30:13
Can you put on James Randi and give me a spin?
00:30:17
One of those.
00:30:19
Give me a spin into both.
00:30:21
You can you have two days for a monkey
00:30:23
here for
00:30:26
chat vote in which one of us
00:30:28
looks more like a monkey.
00:30:31
You get more hair.
00:30:33
Ha ha.
00:30:35
Brady's hair.
00:30:36
Brady's hair.
00:30:36
Brady Here,
00:30:38
blockchain.
00:30:40
Not sure what that is, but if if it was a little black
00:30:45
instead of a circular chain cryptocurrency, is it?
00:30:49
Yeah. Okay. That's ruining the world.
00:30:53
We already had enough fake currency.
00:30:56
Now we've got let me rephrase that.
00:30:58
It's the magic behind cryptocurrency, the tech magic.
00:31:00
Oh, I love blockchain.
00:31:02
You can't oh, blockchain.
00:31:04
It's like a ledger that you can't change.
00:31:05
Magic Hour is in quantum computing, breaking the Internet.
00:31:11
Oh, I think I think
00:31:12
we're a bit ways from a quantum working quantum computer.
00:31:16
I think you're five years behind their actual technology, and I think
00:31:20
the actual technology is 500 years behind what they're not telling us.
00:31:24
Gotcha.
00:31:26
That would be magic then.
00:31:28
Yeah, indistinguishable would appear to have.
00:31:35
You still don't know a blockchain is blocked.
00:31:37
I'm going to go with the square shaped
00:31:40
links on a chain like a necklace.
00:31:44
I'm going to have a blockchain necklace.
00:31:47
That's what I want to gain credits for.
00:31:48
I'm getting Minecraft jewelry.
00:31:49
Yes, Minecraft jewelry.
00:31:50
Thank you.
00:31:53
Women's periods.
00:31:54
I've never played Minecraft. I'm too old.
00:31:57
Wind energy.
00:32:00
What if you have a still day?
00:32:02
Kind of kind of pissing off like where is my nuclear power?
00:32:06
I used to be a big fan, but the hippie in me died. And
00:32:11
give me zero point energy.
00:32:13
Thank you very much.
00:32:14
It's clean and never run out.
00:32:17
A lot of people don't know those big giant windmills that you see.
00:32:19
I love those have motors in them. Oh, yeah.
00:32:23
When just helps, right?
00:32:24
Not wind driven.
00:32:26
No. They're like the kind that
00:32:28
they could capture the wind, but they spin whether the wind's blowing or not.
00:32:31
Right, Right.
00:32:34
Well, they still turn it into energy.
00:32:35
It's just a waste of it's not going heal.
00:32:39
Birds don't produce a lot of energy.
00:32:43
They're so difficult to get down the road.
00:32:45
They vibrate.
00:32:46
I mean, even mid-Michigan, you can drive through.
00:32:48
There's thousands of them.
00:32:50
Should it be oversize load or oversize load
00:32:59
next week of 12,
00:33:02
I was thinking of something else. Oh,
00:33:06
where's the ladies?
00:33:07
Coming.
00:33:07
I'd say oversize loaded.
00:33:12
Hey, great job.
00:33:15
After you've made
00:33:21
such an early break
00:33:25
that you're really.
00:33:28
We want those we get.
00:33:31
No, I mean, it's a week to take a break this early.
00:33:34
I know so much.
00:33:40
Is it seven?
00:33:41
I don't know.
00:33:42
I have to look, I.
00:33:46
Oh, I saw you.
00:33:48
Hey, boo boo boo!
00:33:49
People.
00:33:54
Where
00:34:04
I think it's is quackery right in the title.
00:34:28
What are you referring?
00:34:33
Good.
00:34:33
I believe that's what I just see so many. Fine.
00:34:36
I can do a razor right now. Yeah, it's.
00:34:38
I don't think you should go right away.
00:34:39
Makes a comment on it.
00:34:41
Make sure it's what we're talking about.
00:34:42
Attitude. Exactly. The spirit, the real awesome.
00:34:45
Because I am a conjurer.
00:34:47
Hazing that term over magician is a conjurer.
00:34:51
A magician would mean that I use spells and incantations and weird.
00:34:56
Yeah.
00:34:57
His 11th book called In Order to accomplish Real Honest Liars Do that.
00:35:02
I'm a conjurer who is someone who pretends to be a real
00:35:08
Now, how do we go about that sort of thing?
00:35:12
We we depend on the fact that audiences such as yourselves will make assumptions.
00:35:17
For example, when I walked up here and I took the microphone from the stand
00:35:22
and switch it on, you assume this is a microphone which is not.
00:35:27
As a matter of fact, this is something that about
00:35:30
half of you, more than half of you will not be familiar with this.
00:35:33
Yes, a beard trimmer, you see and makes a very bad microphone.
00:35:37
I've tried it many times.
00:35:40
The other assumption that you made and this little lesson
00:35:43
is to show you that you will make assumptions
00:35:45
not only that you can, but that you will when they are properly suggested to you.
00:35:50
You believe I'm looking at you wrong.
00:35:52
I'm not looking at you. I can't see you.
00:35:54
I know you're out there.
00:35:55
They told me backstage was a full house and such.
00:35:58
I know you're there because I can hear you,
00:35:59
but I can't see you because I normally wear glasses.
00:36:02
These are not glasses. These are empty frames.
00:36:06
Quite empty frames.
00:36:07
Now, why would a grown man appear before you wearing good now on his face
00:36:12
to fool you, ladies and gentlemen, to deceive you,
00:36:15
to show that you two can make assumptions.
00:36:18
Don't you ever forget that?
00:36:20
Now I have to do something.
00:36:21
First of all, switch to your real glasses so I can actually see you.
00:36:24
Which would probably be a convenience. I don't know.
00:36:27
I haven't had a good look.
00:36:28
Well, it's not that great a convenience.
00:36:31
I have to do something now, which
00:36:33
seems a little bit strange for a magician, but I'm going to take some medication.
00:36:37
This is a full bottle of Calms Forte.
00:36:42
I'll explain that in just a moment.
00:36:44
Ignore the instructions.
00:36:45
That's what the government has to put in there to confuse you.
00:36:49
I'm sure I will take enough of these.
00:36:55
Hmm. The whole container
00:37:02
32 cap tub comes at 40.
00:37:06
Now that I've done that, I will explain in a moment.
00:37:09
I must tell you that I am an actor.
00:37:13
I'm an actor who plays a specific part.
00:37:15
I play the part of an Egyptian, a wizard, if you will, a real wizard.
00:37:20
If someone were to appear on this stage in front of you
00:37:23
and actually claim to be
00:37:26
an ancient prince of Denmark
00:37:28
named Hamlet, you would be insulted.
00:37:31
And rightly so.
00:37:32
Why would a man assume that you would believe something bizarre like this?
00:37:36
But there exist out there a very large population of people
00:37:42
who will tell you that they have psychic, magical powers.
00:37:46
They can predict the future, that they can make contact with with the deceased.
00:37:50
Oh, they also say they will sell you astrology or other
00:37:54
fortune telling methods.
00:37:56
Oh, they gladly sell you that. Yes.
00:37:58
And they also say that they can give you perpetual motion
00:38:01
machines and free energy systems.
00:38:04
They claim to be psychics or sensitives, whatever they claim.
00:38:08
But the one thing that has made a big comeback just recently
00:38:12
is this business
00:38:14
of speaking with the dead.
00:38:18
Now, to my innocent mind, dead implies
00:38:22
incapable of communicating.
00:38:26
You might agree with me on that, but these people,
00:38:29
they tend to tell you that not only can they communicate with the dead.
00:38:33
Hi there, but they can hear the dead as well.
00:38:36
And they could relay this information back to the living.
00:38:40
I wonder if that's true?
00:38:42
I don't think so, because this a subculture of people
00:38:45
using exactly the same gimmicks that we magicians do exactly the same
00:38:50
the same physical methods, the same psychological methods.
00:38:54
And they effectively and profoundly deceive
00:38:57
millions of people around the earth to their detriment.
00:39:01
They just see these people cost them a lot of money,
00:39:04
cost them a lot of emotional anguish.
00:39:07
Billions of dollars are spent every year
00:39:10
all over the globe on these charlatans.
00:39:14
Now, I have two questions I would like to ask these people.
00:39:17
Have I had the opportunity to do so?
00:39:19
First question, if I want to ask them to call up
00:39:23
because they do hear them through the air, they they listen to their spirits
00:39:26
like this.
00:39:26
I'm going to ask you to call up the ghost of my grandmother,
00:39:29
because when she died, she had the family will and she secreted it someplace.
00:39:33
We don't know where it is.
00:39:34
So we ask Granny, where is the real granny?
00:39:36
What is granny say?
00:39:38
She says, I'm in heaven.
00:39:39
It's wonderful.
00:39:40
I'm here with all my old friends, my deceased friends and my family,
00:39:43
and all the puppy dogs and the
00:39:44
the kittens that I used to have when I was a little girl.
00:39:47
And I love you.
00:39:48
And I'll always be with you. Goodbye.
00:39:51
And she didn't answer the damn question.
00:39:54
Where is the will now?
00:39:56
She could easily have said, Oh, it's in the library on the second shelf
00:39:59
behind the encyclopedia. But she doesn't say that.
00:40:01
No, she doesn't.
00:40:02
She doesn't bring any useful information to us.
00:40:05
We paid a lot of money for that information, but we didn't get it.
00:40:10
The second question that I'd like to ask, rather simple, I suppose.
00:40:13
I asked them to contact the spirit of my deceased father in law as an example.
00:40:18
Why do they insist on saying, remember, they speak into his ear?
00:40:22
Why do they say, My name starts with J or M?
00:40:26
Is this a hunting game, that hunting and fishing?
00:40:30
What is it? Is it 20 questions?
00:40:32
No, it's more like 120 questions.
00:40:34
But it is a cruel, vicious,
00:40:37
absolutely consciousness conscious.
00:40:40
Listen, I'll be all right. Keep your seats.
00:40:43
Game.
00:40:44
But these people play and they take advantage of the innocent,
00:40:48
the naive, the grieving, the needy people out there.
00:40:52
Now, this is a process
00:40:54
that is called cold reading.
00:40:58
There's one fellow out there,
00:41:01
Van Prague is his name, James van Prague.
00:41:03
He's one of the big practitioners of this sort of thing.
00:41:05
John Edward, Sylvia Brown and Rosemary Altea.
00:41:09
They are other operators. There are hundreds of them all over the world.
00:41:12
But in this country, James van Prague is very big.
00:41:15
And what does he do?
00:41:16
He likes to tell you how the deceased got deceased.
00:41:19
The people he's talking to through his ear, you see.
00:41:22
So what he says, it's very often it's like this.
00:41:24
He says he tells me he told me before he passed
00:41:29
that he had trouble breathing.
00:41:31
Folks, that's what dying is all about.
00:41:35
You stop breathing and then you're dead.
00:41:38
It's that simple.
00:41:39
And that's the kind of information they're going to bring back to you.
00:41:42
I don't think so.
00:41:44
Now, these people will make guesses.
00:41:45
They'll say things like, Why am I getting electricity?
00:41:49
He's saying to me, electricity.
00:41:51
Is he was he an electrician? No.
00:41:53
Did he ever have electric razor?
00:41:55
No, It was a game of hunting. And questions like this.
00:41:58
This is what they go through. Now,
00:42:01
folks often ask us at the James Randi Educational Foundation, they called me.
00:42:04
They said, why are you so concerned about this, Mr.
00:42:06
Randi? Isn't that just a lot of fun?
00:42:09
No, it is not fun.
00:42:10
It is a cruel farce.
00:42:12
Now, it may bring a certain amount of comfort,
00:42:15
but that comfort last only about 20 minutes or so.
00:42:19
And then the people look in the mirror and they say,
00:42:21
I just paid a lot of money for that greeting.
00:42:23
And what did she say to me? I love you.
00:42:26
They always say that they don't get any information.
00:42:29
They don't get any value for what they spend.
00:42:32
Now, Sylvia Browne is the big operator.
00:42:33
We call her the Talons.
00:42:36
Sylvia Browne, thank you.
00:42:38
Sylvia Browne is the big operator in this field at this very moment.
00:42:42
Now, Sylvia Browne, just to show you,
00:42:45
she actually gets $700 for a 20 minute reading over the telephone.
00:42:51
She doesn't even go there in person.
00:42:53
And you have to wait up to two years because she's booked ahead
00:42:56
that amount of time you pay by credit card or whatever,
00:42:59
and then she will call you sometime in the next two years.
00:43:03
You can tell that here a lot of this is Sylvia Browne.
00:43:06
That's her. You can tell right away.
00:43:09
Now, Montel Williams is an intelligent man.
00:43:13
We all know who he is on
00:43:14
television is waste, might not know who Montel Williams is.
00:43:18
He was kind of like a yes, but he doesn't talk show host.
00:43:22
He just doesn't care
00:43:25
about selling his show.
00:43:27
The sponsors love it and he will expose her to television publicity all the time.
00:43:32
Now, what to Sylvia Browne, give you for that $700?
00:43:36
She gives you the names of your guardian angels.
00:43:38
That's for now.
00:43:39
Without that, how could we possibly function?
00:43:42
She gives you the names of previous lives,
00:43:45
who you were in previous lives. Duh.
00:43:48
And it turns out that the women that she gives readings
00:43:52
for were all Babylonian princesses or something like that.
00:43:56
And the men were all Grecian warriors fighting with Agamemnon.
00:44:00
But nothing is ever shown on
00:44:03
a very exciting old past line of London who died of consumption.
00:44:07
He isn't worth bringing back, obviously.
00:44:09
And the strange thing, folks, you may have noticed this too.
00:44:13
You see these folks on television, they never call anybody back from hell.
00:44:20
Everyone comes back from heaven,
00:44:21
but never from hell if they call back any of my friends, they're not going to.
00:44:26
Well, you see the story
00:44:29
like there's no comfort component involved.
00:44:33
Yes, in executive one way, because the James Hardie
00:44:35
Educational Foundation Foundation offers a $1 million prize in negotiable bonds.
00:44:40
Very simply, one is still active.
00:44:43
Or you said they're not. He's not offering it anymore.
00:44:45
He retired that year proper observe it was it was called the straight from his win
00:44:49
the million dollars
00:44:51
he was he's not a millionaire in the chain but he lined it up
00:44:54
so that professional psychic could be paid out that is accepted.
00:44:59
He was taking a huge risk.
00:45:01
If someone proved the paranormal, that's how sure he was.
00:45:05
You could not go expose exactly how it was done.
00:45:09
Strange.
00:45:09
And that's why I'm saying there's a naturalistic explanation.
00:45:12
Any time you see a miracle occur,
00:45:15
a professional psychic who speaks to dead people, she can reach me.
00:45:21
I'm alive.
00:45:22
You may have noticed.
00:45:24
Well, I'm pretty.
00:45:24
Well, anyway, she couldn't reach me now.
00:45:28
She think the auto ducking is working over the video.
00:45:32
Oh, it's not Ducking to take the million dollars Would rather listen to Randy.
00:45:37
Now, these people. Me.
00:45:37
I'm sorry.
00:45:38
I'll shut up.
00:45:39
The amazing James Randi, this is a crew.
00:45:42
We get people coming to the foundation.
00:45:44
TED talks only 20 minutes long, usually 1017,
00:45:47
only because they given their money and their faith to these people.
00:45:51
Now, I popped some pills earlier.
00:45:53
I have to explain that to you.
00:45:56
Homeopathy.
00:45:57
Let's find out what that's all about.
00:45:58
Ha, ha. Yes, you've heard of that.
00:46:01
That's one form of healing, right?
00:46:03
Homeopathy actually consists and that's what this is.
00:46:07
This is how it comes.
00:46:09
48, 32 Caplets of sleeping pills.
00:46:11
I forgot to tell you that I just ingested
00:46:15
six and a half days worth of sleeping pills.
00:46:20
Six and a half days.
00:46:21
That certainly is a fatal dose.
00:46:22
Who says right in the back here, in case you overdose, contact
00:46:26
your poison control center immediately and it gives an 800 number.
00:46:30
Keep your seats. It's going to be okay.
00:46:32
I don't really need it because I've been doing this stunt
00:46:35
for audiences all over the world for last eight
00:46:39
or ten years, taking fatal doses of homeopathic sleeping pills.
00:46:44
Why don't they affect me?
00:46:51
The answer may surprise you.
00:46:53
What is homeopathy?
00:46:54
It's taking a medicine that really works and diluting it down well on the ground.
00:46:59
Avogadro's limit diluting it down to the point
00:47:02
where there's none of it left.
00:47:06
Now, folks, this is not just a matter for I'm going to give you now, it's true.
00:47:11
It's exactly equivalent to taking 1 to 325
00:47:15
mg aspirin tablet, throwing it into the middle of Lake Tahoe
00:47:19
and then stirring it up, obviously, with a very big stick
00:47:23
and waiting two years or so until the solution is homogeneous.
00:47:27
Then when you get a headache, you take a sip of this water and voila, it is gone.
00:47:35
Now that is true.
00:47:36
That is what homeopathy is all about.
00:47:38
And another claim that they make. You'll love this one.
00:47:40
The more dilute the medicine is, they say, the more powerful it is.
00:47:46
Now, wait a minute.
00:47:47
We heard about a guy in Florida, the poor man.
00:47:49
He was on homeopathic medicine.
00:47:51
He died of an overdose.
00:47:52
He forgot to take his pill,
00:47:57
work on it, work on it.
00:48:01
It's a ridiculous thing.
00:48:02
It is absolutely ridiculous.
00:48:04
I don't know what we're doing believing in all this nonsense over all these years.
00:48:08
Now, let me tell you, the James Randi Educational Foundation,
00:48:11
some natural remedies might be effective, right?
00:48:14
I don't think they're all hokum.
00:48:16
The fact that nobody has checked.
00:48:18
Yes, but homeopathy is mean that the powers don't exist.
00:48:22
They might some place out there.
00:48:24
Maybe these people are just independently wealthy.
00:48:28
While there's Sylvia Browne, I would think,
00:48:29
you know, $700 for a 20 minute reading over the telephone.
00:48:33
That's more than lawyers make.
00:48:36
I mean, that's enough.
00:48:37
Purple and black.
00:48:39
These people don't need the million dollars, perhaps, But wouldn't
00:48:42
you think they'd like to take it just to make me look silly?
00:48:46
Just to get rid of this godless person out there
00:48:48
that Sylvia Browne talks about all the time?
00:48:52
Was there anybody that
00:48:57
either
00:48:58
challenged it and lost or everyone lost?
00:49:01
But and they and they took as many they
00:49:05
they tested every applicant.
00:49:09
Usually they could debunk it over the phone. No,
00:49:13
no, that's right.
00:49:16
This is how that magic trick is done.
00:49:19
Like Penn and Teller.
00:49:20
Fool me, fool us.
00:49:22
I love that show.
00:49:23
Yeah, that's good.
00:49:25
And I think that something needs to be done about this.
00:49:28
We really would love to have suggestions from you folks on how to contact
00:49:32
federal, state and local authorities to get them to do something.
00:49:38
If you find out Now, I understand.
00:49:40
Wait, we've seen people even today
00:49:42
speaking to us about the AIDS epidemic action and starving kids
00:49:46
around the world and impure water supplies that people have to suffer.
00:49:50
Those are very important, critically important to us.
00:49:53
And we must do something about those
00:49:57
any time.
00:49:58
As Arthur Clarke said, you know, the roaring of the human mind,
00:50:02
the business of believing and the paranormal, and they all called
00:50:05
in the supernatural, all of this total nonsense, this this medieval thinking.
00:50:10
I think something should be done about that.
00:50:13
And it all lies in education.
00:50:16
The media, who are to blame for this sort of thing.
00:50:19
They shamelessly promote all kinds of nonsense of this sort
00:50:23
because it pleases the sponsors.
00:50:27
It's the bottom line, the dollar line.
00:50:29
That's what they're looking at.
00:50:30
We really must do something about this.
00:50:33
I will take your suggestions and I'm willing to have you tune in
00:50:37
to our web page.
00:50:40
H w w w dot randy dot oh rg.
00:50:43
Go in there and look at the archives and you will begin
00:50:46
to understand much more of what I'm been talking about today.
00:50:49
You will see the records that we have.
00:50:51
There's nothing like sitting in that library and having a family
00:50:54
appear there and say that Mom gave away all the family fortune.
00:50:58
She cashed in the CDs, she gave away the stocks and the certificates.
00:51:03
That's really sad to hear.
00:51:05
And it hasn't helped them one bit, hasn't solved any of their problems.
00:51:10
Yes, there could be a rotting
00:51:11
of the American mind and of minds all the way around the earth
00:51:15
if we don't start to think sensibly about these things.
00:51:18
I try to wrap my mind and figure this carrot.
00:51:21
As I say, we've dangle the carrot.
00:51:22
We've waiting for the psychics to come forth and snap it.
00:51:25
Oh, we get lots of them.
00:51:26
Hundreds of them every year come by.
00:51:29
These are doubters and people who think dowsing the dead as well.
00:51:32
But they're amateurs.
00:51:34
They don't know how to evaluate dowsing powers.
00:51:37
Divining rod is never considered.
00:51:39
I mean. Yes.
00:51:41
And Sylvia Browne, I can admit that I did not know what that was.
00:51:44
Company did,
00:51:45
except that was supposed to be on the loose with vampires and werewolves. Then
00:51:50
I missed a
00:51:51
few things, Randi Supernatural that covers it all.
00:51:54
I'm waiting.
00:51:55
Paranormal. Supernatural.
00:51:57
Yeah, Supernatural covers it all.
00:52:01
That was excellent.
00:52:04
Oh, that got loud.
00:52:07
I love that.
00:52:09
That was fantastic.
00:52:10
Fantastic. He's really good.
00:52:12
And he's right. He's absolutely right.
00:52:14
There's no such thing as supernatural.
00:52:17
Oh, I don't know.
00:52:18
Where should we begin? The.
00:52:20
The faith healers that bring in the wheelchairs.
00:52:23
Like, why do they travel with so many wheelchairs?
00:52:27
Might be in on it.
00:52:28
Yeah, it seems like it.
00:52:31
And it's dropped a lot since the Internet.
00:52:34
And we've all been connected because they used to be able
00:52:35
to go from town to town and town to town to town
00:52:37
and pass it on to their children and go town to town to town to town.
00:52:41
Now they go to one town and the town says, Hey, they're building a monorail.
00:52:45
Watch out.
00:52:46
Hmm. That's a Simpsons reference.
00:52:47
I know. Just in case anybody didn't catch.
00:52:50
Yeah, some of our viewers might not have caught it.
00:52:55
Did you catch that?
00:52:57
Yeah. Joseph.
00:52:59
Oh, he says poop.
00:53:03
Can we see if he's on the link
00:53:06
Working on it?
00:53:08
Oh, a very clicked on it.
00:53:12
Oh, really? Yeah. No way.
00:53:14
Yeah.
00:53:14
Can we get draw on the No.
00:53:19
Yes one.
00:53:20
No, that's I guess one
00:53:22
note. Your guess flash.
00:53:24
Okay. Yes. To okay.
00:53:26
Mysteries.
00:53:26
GUEST one It's, it's a guest one in the link.
00:53:29
We don't want to say the other names out though, because the
00:53:33
I'll, I'll, I'll try to
00:53:36
plug in.
00:53:41
So back to two.
00:53:50
Oh yeah.
00:53:51
This is me.
00:53:53
My display name is Ledge
00:53:58
going with Kara,
00:54:01
waiting for camera to load
00:54:03
and I start this picture of you
00:54:07
and there's another nice picture.
00:54:08
And that's me.
00:54:09
Look at that.
00:54:09
Look at that little delay.
00:54:11
Oh, neat. Oh, neat.
00:54:13
I'm looking at ways Google
00:54:15
camera scales 8009.
00:54:22
It's beautiful.
00:54:23
It's beautiful.
00:54:24
Only kind of serious.
00:54:25
Do you have basement?
00:54:27
Basement? It's not very good.
00:54:29
Ratings basement service underscore skills location.
00:54:32
Oh, I didn't go.
00:54:33
I didn't cannibalize the Earth.
00:54:36
All right. Well, that's that, right?
00:54:37
Well, that works great.
00:54:38
Okay. Hanging up on you.
00:54:41
Okay, George, do that.
00:54:44
Oh, he doesn't have a normal phone.
00:54:49
He uses a string in a tin can.
00:55:00
I thought I heard more than the video.
00:55:02
Yeah, that her phone.
00:55:04
But yours is a better property. Property? That's all right.
00:55:06
It's the same all the time. Yeah.
00:55:08
It wasn't your phone. I know.
00:55:11
I thought I heard Pac-Man in the background.
00:55:22
That's too loud.
00:55:24
It does. Is really loud.
00:55:27
Not ducking at all
00:55:35
prisons.
00:55:37
They actually make things worse.
00:55:40
But a good prison break of prisons, sex,
00:55:43
prison riots, these none of these things are good.
00:55:47
It's like you put have you ever had prison sex? But
00:55:51
it's pretty good.
00:55:52
Probably.
00:55:54
Other than that, though.
00:55:55
Yeah, well, you know,
00:55:56
you put prison in a sentence and it makes the sentence worse.
00:55:59
Like. Like, like dumpster.
00:56:03
Like if you have a fire, it's.
00:56:04
That's all right. But if you have a dumpster fire.
00:56:07
Dumpster fire?
00:56:08
Yeah, It's like prison fire.
00:56:12
They call it rehabilitation, but you don't ever get to be rehabilitated.
00:56:15
Don't ever
00:56:16
if you're a felon in America, it's not I'm not condoning the act that they did.
00:56:20
But you supposedly went to prison and paid your debt to society
00:56:23
and it's a rehabilitation. Then why can't you?
00:56:26
You lose some if one person is falsely in prison, we're doing it wrong.
00:56:30
I have claustrophobia.
00:56:32
Wish that was true nowadays.
00:56:34
But three hots and a cot.
00:56:37
No idea what that means.
00:56:39
Three hot meals a day and you're provided a cot to sleep on.
00:56:43
It sounds like a luxury to most people, right?
00:56:44
Exactly.
00:56:46
Way better than being a person without a home.
00:56:49
They said that slavery was sometimes optimal in the feudal days.
00:56:54
Who starving to death on the street
00:56:57
at least You're taking care of
00:57:01
your.
00:57:01
There's some merit to that.
00:57:05
Is there a third option?
00:57:06
I would hope so.
00:57:09
Well,
00:57:10
there's a lot of abuse and misuse of prisons and funds, and
00:57:14
especially if you make the prison an actual for profit company.
00:57:18
That's even with the best of the best people, the best of the best society.
00:57:21
You're still going to inherently have the incentive to get people in jail, right?
00:57:27
Because you're going to make
00:57:27
money off of each person in jail, whether it's petty labor.
00:57:31
Like they fix roads and shit, they take contracts away.
00:57:34
Right? Man, could I rant about prisons?
00:57:36
Oh, I could go on.
00:57:38
I don't know what it's like in the rest of the world, but not to Detroit.
00:57:41
Our prisons are filled with 80% of African-Americans,
00:57:46
probably with pot offenses, and therefore the the the daddies
00:57:50
aren't home to raise the next generation and they end up in prison.
00:57:55
And it's a self-perpetuating problem,
00:57:57
made it factual and racist at the same time.
00:58:00
Correct.
00:58:02
It's it's it's racist.
00:58:03
That's a fact
00:58:06
that everything, anything competitive can be considered a race.
00:58:10
But we might be talking about a different thing
00:58:14
that's there and spin it.
00:58:17
Yeah, I do love a good spin
00:58:21
of that volume.
00:58:22
No, I stop being angry with magic.
00:58:25
It's Randy said.
00:58:26
It's so much better than I could have.
00:58:29
It is
00:58:31
fishing.
00:58:32
Okay? That's a useless activity.
00:58:34
Most of it's fishing for sport. If.
00:58:36
If you're eating it.
00:58:37
Okay.
00:58:38
Okay. That's cool. However,
00:58:41
the law says you got to throw most of it back.
00:58:44
You have to have a fishing license.
00:58:46
And it is so cruel. I will not fish.
00:58:49
I will go to a body of water and drink with,
00:58:54
you know, fishing buddies.
00:58:56
But going fishing, you won't catch me with a rod and reel.
00:59:00
Never.
00:59:01
I like the pun at the end
00:59:04
edge.
00:59:05
Oh, at you.
00:59:06
Oh, you won't catch you with a rod and reel it. What?
00:59:08
So you're not a gay fish?
00:59:11
Oh, you like fish sticks? No.
00:59:15
South Park reference.
00:59:16
I see. I got that one too.
00:59:18
This is a Looney Tunes reference.
00:59:21
If you didn't notice, I added 700 topics.
00:59:25
I didn't. I didn't.
00:59:26
But I love seven.
00:59:28
Are wheels so big?
00:59:29
We're starting to get graphic Artifacting.
00:59:31
It's the lines of Oh, I love artifact.
00:59:33
That's when it spins.
00:59:34
Lugosi All kinds of cool little stuff happening.
00:59:36
Oh, you do have artifacts, math going on.
00:59:40
Nice math
00:59:42
to the dots.
00:59:43
Those dots really aren't there Behind all magic.
00:59:45
There's math.
00:59:47
This wheel is magic.
00:59:48
Is are the pixel
00:59:50
vein.
00:59:53
Oh, I thought the other vein of No, it's
00:59:56
my vanity is what gets me in a lot of trouble.
01:00:00
Gary likes it some Gary
01:00:02
and it's actually my own vanity that gets me in trouble.
01:00:06
It's a detriment to myself.
01:00:10
I mean, sure, my wife will roll her eyes audibly, but
01:00:16
there's a reason.
01:00:17
I think what I do is right, because I wouldn't
01:00:21
be doing it if I didn't think it was right.
01:00:25
That vanity, if you're back it up,
01:00:28
bite me.
01:00:31
Have we gotten
01:00:32
to that point in the vodcast where I sit, I stare at the camera and they fight me?
01:00:36
It's still vanity.
01:00:38
Yeah, exactly.
01:00:39
Yeah, I'm.
01:00:39
I'm taller than you. Bring it at me, bro.
01:00:42
There's that. What is it?
01:00:43
When you're so vain that you can't even see past the vanity, right?
01:00:47
Yeah. Yeah, I have that.
01:00:50
Like, I can't even see the mirror.
01:00:52
You can't see it if you.
01:00:53
If you're that vain, You don't think you have it?
01:00:56
I can see my mirror past.
01:00:58
My reflection is the way of life.
01:01:01
Or would say that's probably the reflection off your forehead.
01:01:04
Yeah, and that looks good.
01:01:06
That's not vanity either.
01:01:08
That's just age.
01:01:10
I don't know. Ageism.
01:01:12
I'm showing a lot of skin.
01:01:15
Louvain
01:01:20
And blue vein.
01:01:23
You. You were speechless.
01:01:24
That was a slam dunk. You were speechless.
01:01:27
Those is a softball.
01:01:31
You love me. A softball.
01:01:32
And that one.
01:01:35
Here is why I have nothing.
01:01:36
No complaints about terrorism.
01:01:37
It's absolutely fine with me.
01:01:39
I think you already had that one.
01:01:40
That I blew it last time to
01:01:44
remember when I said Monopoly.
01:01:45
The game.
01:01:46
Monopoly.
01:01:47
The game way more important, is there a terrorism against terrorism, The home game
01:01:52
you make a joke about that, but there's pandemic.
01:01:55
Yeah.
01:01:55
Yeah, there's a bunch of corrupt games or corrupt.
01:01:59
You are the
01:02:01
corruption.
01:02:02
I'm kidding. Competition. Oh, you know what?
01:02:05
It doesn't count if they can't see it.
01:02:07
Oh, okay.
01:02:07
Oh, yeah. No, that doesn't count.
01:02:09
Very good.
01:02:11
I'm getting the hang of this.
01:02:13
They're only took two months.
01:02:14
Comment, chat Altuve, That hurts.
01:02:17
No, no.
01:02:19
When are you going to start ranting?
01:02:20
Do we get touch right now?
01:02:22
It's right in that title.
01:02:23
I know.
01:02:26
Just makes me so nervous.
01:02:27
Not really, but I countdown.
01:02:31
Here's the times that I don't like Countdown and the MacGyver.
01:02:35
I did enjoy the show Scorpion, and it was this.
01:02:40
I watched that super geniuses watch that every Sunday morning.
01:02:43
Terrorism.
01:02:44
What's and he and they always needed to know how long they've got
01:02:49
because they wanted to wait till the last second of the countdown to save the day
01:02:55
It like MacGyver the final countdown.
01:02:59
Do do do do do do do do do go
01:03:03
play it now. Okay.
01:03:06
The job, everybody.
01:03:09
That show is pretty well set up, though.
01:03:11
The first 5 minutes, it's like, oh, yeah, the worst of the worst happens.
01:03:15
It's like the freeway scene of chips, remember?
01:03:18
Oh, of course, chips.
01:03:20
I remember chips.
01:03:21
Opening scene was always the most horrendous highway crash.
01:03:24
I think they remade chips into failure.
01:03:26
They did the same thing with Knight Rider.
01:03:29
I think they redid everything.
01:03:30
They're forever reboot the reboots.
01:03:32
Reboots are
01:03:34
generally I mean, Wonder Woman I enjoyed, but A-Team,
01:03:37
not someone
01:03:42
it team was pretty good.
01:03:44
The A-Team reboot.
01:03:45
Yeah.
01:03:46
Rampage the
01:03:49
Yeah, the guy I thought you're talking about.
01:03:51
They did Rampage. It was a video game.
01:03:54
They made a movie with the, uh, with Dwayne Johnson. Oh,
01:03:58
good job.
01:03:59
Of course, the wolf was.
01:04:05
He's like, Why not?
01:04:09
Oh, I ran out of rent.
01:04:10
Oh, no, Jeez Randy covered it.
01:04:12
It's all hokum.
01:04:13
Don't believe fake stuff.
01:04:17
See, I think we can play this because it's not.
01:04:20
Not Europe.
01:04:22
It's Max.
01:04:22
Also 80.
01:04:27
Uh, ten,
01:04:33
nine,
01:04:35
eight,
01:04:37
seven,
01:04:38
six, seven,
01:04:41
5403,
01:04:47
two, one.
01:04:51
Oh. You know, that would've been really cool if door was there.
01:04:55
Yeah, the countdown.
01:04:58
Oh, I see the countdown during.
01:05:01
Which means.
01:05:03
Oh, my God, I got to stop. This is not good.
01:05:05
No, he
01:05:08
that one with the theme that remakes reboots are never.
01:05:17
Huh? Are,
01:05:20
uh, Quentin Rampage Jackson,
01:05:28
an American mixed martial artist, actor
01:05:31
and former professional wrestler.
01:05:34
Rampage
01:05:37
the final countdown
01:05:39
play that when he came on illusion entrance music did it do do
01:05:46
upgrade I
01:05:48
I'm thinking about getting my own entrance music juju
01:05:55
right here
01:05:56
so did we mention Aleister Crowley Black magic.
01:06:00
You didn't.
01:06:00
But you should
01:06:05
alchemy
01:06:06
There's actually a positive side effect of alchemy.
01:06:09
The atomic theory of matter
01:06:11
if they weren't poking around.
01:06:12
So hard with alchemy, we wouldn't have modern chemistry well, or wouldn't have.
01:06:17
As soon
01:06:19
as everybody know what alchemy is, uh, nope.
01:06:23
But turning led into gold is their goal.
01:06:26
Now, that's a basic.
01:06:27
But Newton went to his grave, frustrated with alchemy, thinking
01:06:31
he could really turn led into gold.
01:06:33
And he kept trying. And he kept trying.
01:06:36
But alchemy is awesome.
01:06:39
You can't.
01:06:40
There is a naturalist.
01:06:43
There means to go about turning led into gold,
01:06:47
but it's nuclear fusion.
01:06:50
Not fusion, but fusion
01:06:54
oh, what turns it into it?
01:06:56
Or what does the processing.
01:06:59
It's like you're
01:07:02
you're oversimplified answer he I'm just going to go with eat
01:07:05
like a lot because there's the American civil
01:07:09
war slavery violence
01:07:12
Well wouldn't it inherently been violence
01:07:16
I think that's a symptom of war action
01:07:20
I think is what starts it.
01:07:21
Should we take a survey as to what I should call
01:07:24
next week's
01:07:26
I know time.
01:07:31
Yes, time, time.
01:07:35
Sounds like we're going back to math, but okay,
01:07:39
time.
01:07:42
Oh, yeah.
01:07:43
Well, we had ten viewers last time I checked, so it's not like
01:07:45
we're late in the world on fire, but I kind of fell flat.
01:07:49
I thought I could go off on magicians,
01:07:52
but they're really being honest with this.
01:07:54
They're saying this is a trick. I'm going to fool you.
01:07:57
And they trick us the watch time again.
01:08:01
Watch this.
01:08:02
A lot of that video
01:08:03
that you spent three hour video of like this guy that thinks that look,
01:08:06
oh, he's making the tie dance, therefore there must be demons, right?
01:08:09
Like he shows some pretty good street magicians.
01:08:12
Like, they had some pretty good tricks.
01:08:14
They sure did.
01:08:15
But it didn't make me think that they were.
01:08:17
But it doesn't mean dark spirits and
01:08:23
here's the thing about exorcisms.
01:08:26
The demons don't exist.
01:08:28
The evil spirits aren't real.
01:08:31
So okay with them.
01:08:33
How would the people who think they're performing an exorcism,
01:08:36
do you think none of them believe that they're
01:08:39
performing an exorcism, As I think they do.
01:08:43
I think they do.
01:08:44
I know that none of them are corrupt and they're all it's like,
01:08:49
oh, they have been corrupted.
01:08:50
They're not.
01:08:51
When you go to, like, corrupt to the core, like a preschool or whatever,
01:08:55
they don't teach you how to connect with God.
01:08:56
They teach you the crookedness, how to get along.
01:09:00
So of course they all know, but they don't know.
01:09:03
They're weeded out, so they don't want to ruin
01:09:05
like the expression, there's a turd in the punchbowl.
01:09:08
There cannot be a turn in the punchbowl.
01:09:10
It won't let draw. Join.
01:09:12
What's it saying? What's it doing?
01:09:14
I mean, what they're doing, I'm going to spin.
01:09:16
We're going to do random number news while we wait.
01:09:18
Okay.
01:09:19
Upgraded the random number.
01:09:20
Check it out.
01:09:23
What's so many numbers in there?
01:09:25
You can see him.
01:09:27
Oh, my God. You.
01:09:30
You're a miracle worker.
01:09:32
You gotta think picker wheel.
01:09:34
You know I love Picker real.
01:09:36
Okay. A64
01:09:39
one of my favorite numbers.
01:09:41
This is one of my thousand favorite six.
01:09:43
The three digit numbers
01:09:47
draw.
01:09:47
What do you think about magic?
01:09:50
Is it real?
01:10:00
Well,
01:10:02
you know, they say no news is good news.
01:10:04
You know, this has been a flop since day one
01:10:09
news.
01:10:09
The number
01:10:11
one works whenever I tested it works
01:10:14
color pink
01:10:25
for when. And
01:10:27
yeah, I was lousy draw.
01:10:30
You hear me?
01:10:33
If you can think something
01:10:35
and I will pick it up telepathically.
01:10:40
Okay. Here.
01:10:41
What if you inadvertently proved magic?
01:10:43
Take a card from my imaginary deck and I will guess it is the nine of spades.
01:10:49
Okay, I've chosen the nine of spades
01:10:53
with. I'm not supposed to say.
01:10:54
Yeah,
01:10:55
I ruined it.
01:10:58
I think I ruined it.
01:11:00
It's too.
01:11:01
Too late for the reveal.
01:11:04
I should have guessed the.
01:11:05
The card that explains the rules.
01:11:07
Pinnacle.
01:11:09
What about those numerical number?
01:11:11
Magic tricks where you start with a number,
01:11:13
you go round and round and end up with an answer.
01:11:15
It always, always for
01:11:18
that math. There's that magic.
01:11:20
That's just math. I
01:11:22
thought I had $1,000,000.
01:11:29
You know, if you subtract your age from the year,
01:11:32
you always come up with the year you were born.
01:11:36
Well, if you subtract your age from the current year,
01:11:42
you always come up for the year you were born.
01:11:47
I can't comprehend what you do. It.
01:11:51
No. Hell, no.
01:11:53
It's. It's I, I don't.
01:11:55
Should I believe you?
01:11:55
It's like a year off most of the time
01:12:02
I'm making a joke, but it's not a good one.
01:12:05
And then once I have to explain it, it gets way
01:12:08
worse.
01:12:13
Not penis IRL penis.
01:12:19
No, you may not want to touch it.
01:12:20
It was really hard when it hit the.
01:12:22
Yeah, I think it didn't get harder.
01:12:28
Give me more on magic.
01:12:30
The occult just means hidden.
01:12:32
There is nothing wrong with the occult.
01:12:36
But I did see
01:12:38
those secret schools.
01:12:40
I actually got my my catch phrase as above.
01:12:44
So below
01:12:45
from the mystics.
01:12:49
Well, sorry, that's default.
01:12:52
No, you should do.
01:12:53
Here's the reaction you should have.
01:12:55
Here's my catchphrase.
01:12:57
Here's a magic trick. Ready?
01:12:59
Yeah. It's a rabbit and a duck.
01:13:01
The duck.
01:13:02
But it's going to turn into a rabbit.
01:13:04
I really.
01:13:05
I saw both before it was that.
01:13:07
So that's not magic.
01:13:10
Oh, I think that's just called an optical illusion.
01:13:12
But illusion, Art.
01:13:13
Oh, yeah.
01:13:22
You don't even have to do it.
01:13:23
Well, he could be blue.
01:13:24
Dee dee doo doo doo doo doo.
01:13:25
Deep, deep, deep, deep, deep doo doo doo.
01:13:28
Betty boop.
01:13:31
Yeah, I saw.
01:13:33
That's the thumbnail.
01:13:35
I can do this.
01:13:36
I said, I said that's the thumbnail.
01:13:38
Oh, that's all that is the thumbnail.
01:13:45
I got nothing else for you, Brady.
01:13:47
I chose a topic with no subject matter.
01:13:53
Kind of like aliens
01:13:54
who do aliens our time next week.
01:13:58
Which one do you want me to answer?
01:14:00
Which or no?
01:14:06
There's more.
01:14:07
Oh, there's more tricks.
01:14:08
Not you. What drives me crazy?
01:14:11
Where are you at
01:14:17
when someone asks me, Where are you at?
01:14:22
That what you hear?
01:14:23
Yeah.
01:14:25
Don't tell me what food you're thinking of.
01:14:27
Just click the arrow below.
01:14:29
It's the shaking cake.
01:14:31
It's better be the cheese shaking cake.
01:14:34
Is that really it?
01:14:35
It's suggesting by shaking it, that's the one we're supposed to pick.
01:14:37
Yeah, well, a few.
01:14:38
I mean, the wobbly milk is definitely.
01:14:41
Oh, see, now I'm on the donut next to the shaking cake.
01:14:45
I'm back to the shaking
01:14:46
cake and it's in a different spot.
01:14:50
And now I want the milk.
01:14:51
I don't understand what you found.
01:14:54
Nope,
01:14:55
That's not at all what I was thinking.
01:14:57
I said it aloud. What I was thinking.
01:14:59
I know. I heard it.
01:15:00
It is bad at reading my mind.
01:15:03
Oh, I think I was supposed to click different areas.
01:15:05
I'm sure it would make it easier for you to read my mind.
01:15:09
The trick? Wrong.
01:15:09
I'm thinking of the color red.
01:15:12
What color am I thinking?
01:15:14
Blue.
01:15:16
How'd you do that?
01:15:17
I tried to mislead you.
01:15:19
I'll go straight. Right.
01:15:21
You're always.
01:15:24
Did you see it? So? Yeah.
01:15:25
So David Blaine had this video.
01:15:26
That's what really turned me off.
01:15:28
David Blaine had me, like, tricked.
01:15:30
I think Blair was the prime minister.
01:15:32
I could actually do levitation.
01:15:34
Yeah, he does it in front of fans, and they all go, woo!
01:15:37
But he goes about an inch off the ground and he does it with this whole trick.
01:15:40
Right.
01:15:40
But then the video, he cuts himself, like on a crane
01:15:44
going ten feet in the air and then shows the reaction of the regular trick.
01:15:47
Right. And then the other one, he does
01:15:50
he does he
01:15:51
pull he drives up or high rise on a bike or something comes up to a stranger.
01:15:55
Yeah. And there's three strangers.
01:15:56
He comes up to a child, a nun and a police officer.
01:16:00
Oh, okay. That's what tipped me off.
01:16:02
I'm like, There's no way you would pick an eclectic, random group of people of.
01:16:07
And then the that guy with the mask, the guy with the village people,
01:16:10
he busts all magicians that.
01:16:12
Yes, yes, I forgot his name, but I don't know his name as magician.
01:16:16
I believe that is what I call him.
01:16:19
He did a thing on that and he he's like, You know what?
01:16:21
That's why he picks trustworthy people.
01:16:23
So you don't even think they're in on it, right?
01:16:25
But the child, the nun and the policeman are all costumes.
01:16:30
I'm thinking of
01:16:33
person.
01:16:34
An occupation. Okay, Doctor. Yep.
01:16:37
Uh huh, right.
01:16:40
Hammer.
01:16:41
I think should change the whole show to just a psychic every day.
01:16:44
Magician show.
01:16:46
Okay.
01:16:46
I think my next rant,
01:16:51
uh, large, big box retail.
01:16:55
Okay, that was.
01:16:57
That was. It has to be.
01:17:00
You've never guessed wrong
01:17:09
place.
01:17:09
The poker chip on any colored square.
01:17:14
You got to tell me what
01:17:17
you had to drag it
01:17:20
next.
01:17:22
Make one move for each letter in your chosen color.
01:17:26
Okay.
01:17:26
Up, down, left or right.
01:17:27
Not diagonally to an adjacent color.
01:17:30
Uh, and it goes purple, green, blue,
01:17:34
brown, orange is.
01:17:40
It is dark because it is.
01:17:42
Draw on the phone.
01:17:44
Your stupid link isn't working. Hey, I got a good joke for you.
01:17:47
A child, a nun and a police officer walking into a room.
01:17:51
Okay.
01:17:53
Sorry.
01:17:54
The stream is probably like 30 seconds behind, but I know like, 10 seconds.
01:17:58
That was really quick.
01:18:01
Hey, he doesn't.
01:18:02
He doesn't know where we are.
01:18:03
But I think. Oh, sorry.
01:18:05
He thinks we're on black or red
01:18:07
or young. Black or red. Orange.
01:18:09
What is not content?
01:18:11
Oh, that's me.
01:18:12
If you have very
01:18:16
abnormal
01:18:18
frequencies, right?
01:18:19
That's the definition of what North means.
01:18:21
I agree with that more.
01:18:22
The definition of north means up and north.
01:18:26
But, you know, I think from purple or orange, we're blue.
01:18:30
We're at the utmost.
01:18:31
Northern point of the thumb of Michigan.
01:18:34
I know how much more up north you can get.
01:18:37
Actually, you can. But
01:18:39
so tell me, what's the supernatural thing
01:18:42
that you cling to from since childhood?
01:18:45
I don't know.
01:18:46
I'd like to at least I would like to.
01:18:48
I'd be on the phone and actually that link thing, but it wasn't working.
01:18:52
I know my producer's terrible.
01:18:55
It thought you did You not paying for it yourself?
01:18:58
I did. I did. But I've got an android.
01:19:01
Okay, so
01:19:02
I have an iPhone, so I should be able to do it better.
01:19:06
It didn't work anymore originally.
01:19:08
We did it.
01:19:09
We did it on my phone while sitting Magic.
01:19:13
The magic Your Android phone is that it's powered
01:19:16
by iPhone technology.
01:19:19
No, that's adorable.
01:19:22
It sounds like.
01:19:23
Oh, come all comes.
01:19:25
No, no, no, no.
01:19:27
The whole touch touchscreen technology,
01:19:31
proprietary content of Macintosh Apple.
01:19:35
Did you know their symbol is original sin
01:19:39
that have to do with magic?
01:19:41
No, but we could make that.
01:19:44
We should make my pants disappear.
01:19:46
No. Yeah.
01:19:48
Yeah. Okay. For my next trick.
01:19:51
Yeah. Yeah. Well,
01:19:53
okay, I will say I know exactly what Brady's talking about
01:19:57
with the David Blaine.
01:19:58
I've got that DVD, actually, with the whole levitation.
01:20:01
Yeah. David Blaine.
01:20:02
David Blaine had his following.
01:20:04
I feel like his art was more street magic
01:20:08
kind of in your face, More.
01:20:12
And then came along Criss Angel, who just completely destroyed everyone.
01:20:16
Dude. Yeah, he freaks me out.
01:20:19
I don't know. Modern day.
01:20:19
I mean,
01:20:21
I. David Copperfield.
01:20:24
Yeah.
01:20:26
And he dated the hottest models.
01:20:29
Yeah, well, Criss Angel.
01:20:30
Yeah. Think.
01:20:32
And then also.
01:20:33
Yes, I know that trick
01:20:35
and also photo can
01:20:39
link the camera, so.
01:20:41
Nope.
01:20:41
This coming across well or yes, for the for the first time
01:20:45
ever, I'm putting the speaker right up to the microphone.
01:20:48
Oh, your phone as a speaker.
01:20:49
I saw you were doing that before
01:20:51
but I know I was put in the middle of the phone like an idiot.
01:20:55
So two things that like, you know, you're up north, you barely have any service.
01:20:58
And number two, you can drive as fast as you want.
01:21:01
Number three, you may or may not be able to have an open alcoholic beverage,
01:21:06
may or may not May nine May not was what I Yeah. Oh,
01:21:11
yeah.
01:21:12
I drive around up north a lot and I found all of those things to be true.
01:21:16
I even the magic of up north, it is the magic.
01:21:20
That's where the magic happens.
01:21:22
I did see a chicken cross the road, but it didn't answer the question.
01:21:26
Interesting.
01:21:27
So I.
01:21:28
When you like magic, I thought there was going to be some, like, hidden metaphor.
01:21:31
I didn't know you were actually doing, like, magic.
01:21:34
Oh, no.
01:21:34
I just wanted to rip on people believing in angels.
01:21:38
Ah, astrology or
01:21:42
astrology.
01:21:43
I will rip on people all day long.
01:21:44
Yeah, My favorite.
01:21:46
My favorite was that we were at the Renaissance Festival
01:21:49
and one of the people that we were with wanted to have their signs read.
01:21:53
And so yeah, sitting there waiting and I was literally just openly ripping on
01:21:59
the, the,
01:22:01
the bullshit.
01:22:02
Yeah, you had better. I'd be very disappointed.
01:22:04
I would haunt you.
01:22:06
La la la always.
01:22:07
You getting
01:22:10
negative reactions from my group Because they're like when you knock it off.
01:22:13
And I'm like, well, you, you were kind of being a prick.
01:22:17
That's. No, it's.
01:22:18
It is.
01:22:18
It is a form of entertainment.
01:22:21
Nowadays, truth is toxic.
01:22:22
I had a coworker today tell me a Ouija board worked
01:22:25
and I had Lalo tell me my house was haunted before.
01:22:29
When?
01:22:29
When did the appearance of the Ouija board is that we tried it one time
01:22:33
and we were all fighting to see who would, like, they could spell something.
01:22:37
You know what I mean? Yeah.
01:22:38
Yeah. You're all fighting each other and who's gay?
01:22:41
And it's like, Oh, were all trying to spell each other's names.
01:22:44
Yeah, you're talking on it.
01:22:46
That works exactly the same way. Is dowsing.
01:22:48
Are you familiar with dowsing?
01:22:50
Those saying no, dowsing.
01:22:53
It's professional.
01:22:55
I know, but using a divining rod to find water sources where you are.
01:23:00
That is so weird. Yeah.
01:23:01
So there is some weird like. Right?
01:23:03
Because that's got to have some kind of
01:23:04
something behind it because I've seen it in popular culture for,
01:23:10
um, right.
01:23:12
I, it's just, it's
01:23:13
just the way that you're just pretending to point towards water.
01:23:17
Yeah. Yeah.
01:23:18
And you only point it down when you feel like there's water.
01:23:22
So there is another mechanism in play here.
01:23:24
It has nothing to do a better one.
01:23:25
There's always water.
01:23:26
There's always water. There you go.
01:23:28
There's always water.
01:23:29
That's. That's the fact of the matter.
01:23:33
Oh, we get sound effects. Yeah, that's true.
01:23:35
So when's your birthday?
01:23:37
October 12th.
01:23:39
What are you, Libra
01:23:42
some rather unsettling insights into a friend's thoughts?
01:23:45
A feeling would come to you today?
01:23:47
Not that I know the ram.
01:23:48
I just don't know what it's called.
01:23:49
I'm the Ram. I don't know what it Aries.
01:23:52
No, it's a Capricorn.
01:23:54
No, the Capricorn is a goat.
01:23:56
Oh, I give them the goat name.
01:23:58
All I know is I'm the same thing as Kid Rock.
01:24:00
Oh okay.
01:24:01
Which is, oh, a douche bag.
01:24:03
But do they even get right to do so?
01:24:07
Yeah,
01:24:08
kinda.
01:24:10
Yeah.
01:24:11
Plans to get together with a close friend or man,
01:24:13
I bet he's a real cool guy if you met him in person.
01:24:17
Oh, was pretty negative.
01:24:20
Yeah, I think he's a douche bag.
01:24:21
I really think he's the douchebag who Kid Rock.
01:24:24
It might be my jealousy.
01:24:26
I might be jealous that he represents the better than I do.
01:24:29
Well, I'm glad that you're able to
01:24:32
take yourself away from the emotion.
01:24:34
Oh, yeah. That might be something different.
01:24:36
Yeah.
01:24:37
Oh, I can step back and see that I don't like him
01:24:39
because he's better than me.
01:24:40
But there's no room for that.
01:24:43
You feel that way with.
01:24:44
I feel that with random people, but I feel like, I don't know.
01:24:47
He's got humble roots and he kind of made his own, even though he didn't have to.
01:24:51
And so. Right. Yeah.
01:24:52
Yeah.
01:24:53
Well, plus, I think I could beat him up.
01:24:56
I'd get him on the show and only
01:24:58
beat the shit out of Tommy Lee.
01:24:59
I don't think he can be in a Well, he's got a bodyguards would murder me,
01:25:03
so it wouldn't really matter, you know, moot point.
01:25:07
I bet they would.
01:25:08
That the magic of Kid Rock, that's the magic of chaos.
01:25:12
How does this end up being on Kid Rock?
01:25:13
Like the squeaking of the.
01:25:14
I don't know about magic, though.
01:25:16
Yeah, I tell you back to the source every time.
01:25:18
You'd better would ask your magic eight ball
01:25:24
I it so.
01:25:26
Okay.
01:25:26
Yeah you made the proclamation of like oh magic you know
01:25:29
and you reference angels but angel is is a very loose
01:25:34
word. Okay
01:25:37
here it was I go I was.
01:25:39
Those
01:25:41
from the sky came.
01:25:44
Okay. Aliens. Birds.
01:25:45
Well, no, I mean aliens or us
01:25:48
or interdimensional traveling beings.
01:25:52
Honestly, it could be anything.
01:25:53
I was like, Hark, the Herald Angels sing is what I was talking about.
01:25:57
I don't.
01:25:58
I don't know, because I don't want to stray too far from the topic.
01:26:00
But, like, magic just comes.
01:26:02
I don't know. I think you mentioned paranormal.
01:26:04
Yeah, like I feel like ghosts and stuff is silly,
01:26:07
but if you're talking about another dimension potentially.
01:26:11
Oh yeah. There being some bleed over.
01:26:14
Yeah.
01:26:14
And that wouldn't exist.
01:26:16
Oh, this right?
01:26:18
Modern physics.
01:26:19
Yes. The naturalistic explanation.
01:26:23
Yeah.
01:26:23
The indistinguishable from magic.
01:26:26
No, no.
01:26:27
I don't know if you ever dove into magic.
01:26:30
The the the gathering of magic.
01:26:33
I don't know. How far back did you. Yeah.
01:26:35
So Magic, the gathering.
01:26:36
That's weird because I've seen that shit. When?
01:26:38
In the mid-nineties.
01:26:40
Yeah.
01:26:41
All of a sudden,
01:26:41
all these kids were playing it in, like, the mid 2000, and it was like,
01:26:45
that was cool when I was a kid, right, Dana? Yes.
01:26:50
I should show you my sticker book.
01:26:53
Okay. So
01:26:54
magic, I mean, did you go back to the witch trials?
01:27:00
Oh, back to Alchemy and stuff like that.
01:27:03
We did talk alchemy a bit.
01:27:07
We didn't get to Merlin
01:27:09
or some of the famous enchanted weapons.
01:27:12
I don't know the all this, like, Oh, you mix
01:27:15
and yeah, like all this modern witchcraft and shit,
01:27:18
like all these Wiccans that think
01:27:20
that they're actually somebody like, Oh, that stuff is just hilarious.
01:27:24
Yeah.
01:27:24
Bubble, bubble, toil and trouble.
01:27:27
Yeah, right.
01:27:28
I get that if you like.
01:27:29
Makes a bunch of random shit together.
01:27:30
It's going to taste like shit and possibly kill you.
01:27:32
Yeah,
01:27:34
You know, that's. It's not a magical poison.
01:27:36
That's just poison voodoo dolls and all that stuff.
01:27:39
It's okay.
01:27:40
I will dare anyone to make the most authentic voodoo doll about me, and I'll.
01:27:45
I'll take nothing but pins everywhere. Blow it up.
01:27:48
Blow it up. Yeah. Anything you do.
01:27:49
Anything. Do it.
01:27:50
And I'm not scared.
01:27:53
Abracadabra, Kadabra.
01:27:56
I want to reach out and grab you.
01:27:59
Yeah, basically. Totally want to watch me.
01:28:01
I have the David Blaine.
01:28:02
I believe it's called Fearless Figure what it's called.
01:28:05
But I have the DVD for David Blaine in Trois.
01:28:10
So is the Magic Equal
01:28:12
Park reference, But obviously, no, this is a random number generator.
01:28:17
How about Nostradamus? Could he tell the future?
01:28:19
It seems pretty vague to me.
01:28:21
That's the link in the stream to ESCO Escobar. Ask
01:28:27
Escobar Season has returned
01:28:34
or word message to draw.
01:28:36
Okay, try this link.
01:28:42
No, no, I just pulled your phone away and I just sent you a new link.
01:28:45
Try it. Just try it.
01:28:47
What do you do?
01:28:49
He says, What do you do?
01:28:50
Because it comes from me. Because you can stop saying anything.
01:28:52
But do you do it? It ends up. I do. You do?
01:28:54
It doesn't even ask you your name.
01:28:56
Then you got real bad service
01:29:01
time.
01:29:01
Oh, I'm sorry.
01:29:02
Okay, so we try one more time. We're trying.
01:29:07
We're trying one more time.
01:29:08
It does work with the phone, but no, I just want my computer with me.
01:29:12
I just have to pull over really quick and.
01:29:13
No, that's all right. That's all right.
01:29:15
We'll get you next time.
01:29:17
Sure.
01:29:18
Next time. I'm thinking about doing time.
01:29:21
But now that I'm thinking about it all the time, we're going to a fight about.
01:29:26
Yeah, we're going to.
01:29:27
That's what I want You.
01:29:28
That's why I want you on screen.
01:29:30
We'll take two points.
01:29:31
You think time and money or not, I don't want to continue ticking
01:29:35
no matter what's going on.
01:29:36
The arrow of time can only go the one way.
01:29:39
Yeah, but there's fluctuations in it.
01:29:42
Or is it a human construct?
01:29:44
There's no.
01:29:45
It's not concerned because there.
01:29:49
There is space time, are there?
01:29:52
There you are.
01:29:53
Our fourth our perception of what this time thing is like.
01:29:58
Yeah.
01:29:58
All we know is there was a big bang and we know everything.
01:30:02
So that's a good time
01:30:05
to drag.
01:30:06
It is a physical trait that can ebb and flow, just like everything.
01:30:11
Tell you what, I'll come over the new topic for next week and it'll be time.
01:30:15
It'll Challenge us both about women.
01:30:18
It might end up being time you're not going to.
01:30:21
But I don't know. I'm in this room and it's not doing anything.
01:30:24
So it says I. I'm.
01:30:25
You are in room, man.
01:30:26
Yeah,
01:30:28
it's guess I have yesterday.
01:30:30
I currently have my microphone muted and my screen.
01:30:34
All right, there you are. You are on.
01:30:37
Oh, you're gonna enjoy it.
01:30:40
Oh, there you are. Yes. Oh, this is awesome.
01:30:43
Never heard the audio because that was a double audio module on.
01:30:47
Yeah, except I'm hanging up.
01:30:54
Okay.
01:30:54
Jordan, you hear me now?
01:30:57
Yeah. He's still muted on there.
01:30:59
Oh can I. On muted think
01:31:01
you're muted.
01:31:02
I can see Drew arriving.
01:31:04
You shouldn't hung up yet.
01:31:06
I did hang up already
01:31:09
so I can see Cam one No
01:31:11
sound coming We don't need your for this I'm just I'm about to sign off or you.
01:31:15
Yeah but it's good seeing him.
01:31:18
But now we're.
01:31:19
We're a step further know hung up I did ending up you know Okay draw this.
01:31:25
This is you on the phone
01:31:29
as he said he said he said I got I'm cool seeing you
01:31:33
but he said leave the phone out there
01:31:35
because I need a real time audio feedback from some reason I'm not good.
01:31:39
Oh, just through there. I just.
01:31:42
I just need room audio.
01:31:44
Okay.
01:31:45
You were an awful read.
01:31:49
I saw you. Do you get more than in a week?
01:31:52
Oh, yeah.
01:31:53
You're up north this whole time in Tokyo.
01:31:56
Well, sort of up north.
01:31:57
You were north of here.
01:32:01
We will have a fight about that.
01:32:02
Yeah, let's do it.
01:32:05
Large rounds.
01:32:06
What is up north?
01:32:07
Yeah, up north.
01:32:09
My. Yeah, I mean, it really.
01:32:10
I could just walk 25 feet
01:32:13
about when the thick, thick as a cat I grew up
01:32:17
in, in the cottage out in Brooklyn, which is my.
01:32:19
And she calls it up north and I know that's out west.
01:32:23
No, every time, you know, we're going up north, going out west, you know what?
01:32:26
I'm going to have to side with her on this.
01:32:28
It's metaphoric okay.
01:32:30
So it's off of an island in Mozambique and it's in a very country area.
01:32:35
But I get nervous there.
01:32:37
I'm thinking about getting a cabin up north, thinking
01:32:41
Tennessee.
01:32:44
I mean, if you're from Florida,
01:32:48
right.
01:32:49
And I know.
01:32:51
Oh, he's actually looking up what up north means.
01:32:54
Oh, no, it means up in north.
01:32:57
Yeah, that's it. Okay.
01:32:59
So if you anything north of Grand Rapids at the tip of the fucking thumb
01:33:02
I'm not talking about right is actually, I asked the internet.
01:33:07
What? Yes, yes.
01:33:09
No sense.
01:33:10
Oh yeah. Yeah.
01:33:11
No censorship, you say or do whatever you want.
01:33:13
You take responsibility for your own words.
01:33:15
Do whatever I want.
01:33:17
Well, here comes. My God. Yeah.
01:33:20
No, I made my pants disappear.
01:33:22
Look, I took.
01:33:23
I knew that was coming to what counties of north in Michigan.
01:33:26
Some say up north is anything north of Grand Rapids.
01:33:28
Other claims the region starts at Clare or Cadillac in Clare or satellite.
01:33:33
Still, others equate northern Michigan with the tip of the Mitt tip of the mitt.
01:33:38
So you just mention you were going to show us to show us the tip of the mitt.
01:33:42
We need you to show us your tip point.
01:33:44
Oxbow is the highest point.
01:33:47
We're in the tip of this point.
01:33:49
Icebergs is the high point course that extends from Port Austin to the point
01:33:56
Lighthouse, which is what I fucking way to have all this red.
01:34:00
Well, you are.
01:34:01
You're in a very nice place, but it's not
01:34:04
up north
01:34:07
and no service.
01:34:09
Yes. It's like, no, we're going to pretend to go up north,
01:34:12
but it's like if you haven't looped around Bay City.
01:34:16
Bay City and you're like, I'm sorry,
01:34:18
I'm going to be said yes. Yep.
01:34:21
So that's that's that doesn't help my argument.
01:34:24
No. Saginaw Bay, not up north of Saginaw on that ship.
01:34:29
No, no.
01:34:29
That's us saying once you're around that curve though, and you hit Clare.
01:34:34
Oh, okay. I Got you.
01:34:37
Any bears or any bears where you are, I No, no, not at all.
01:34:41
That's way out of the.
01:34:43
So the one time there was bear in the area, it's
01:34:46
because it migrated way down
01:34:47
and they were literally keeping track of it and like it was in this area,
01:34:51
but it was like there was a bear that just happened to migrate down for no reason.
01:34:56
It wasn't counted constantly given reports on it.
01:34:59
So I'd say that we can find a commonality if there's bears.
01:35:02
You're definitely up north.
01:35:04
Yeah, there's bears, for sure. You're up north.
01:35:06
But if you're up and or you're also north, then everything's relative.
01:35:12
That is an open intoxicant.
01:35:14
People used to go up north to water for their cottage dady.
01:35:17
Their cottage was in Waterford right in the fifties.
01:35:21
All joy, but I'm not sure.
01:35:24
In the fifties Waterford.
01:35:25
Waterford was up north and gold is Waterford up north.
01:35:31
This is.
01:35:32
Are you kidding me?
01:35:33
No, Waterford is pretend.
01:35:35
Dex. Let's see.
01:35:36
There used to be cottages and people in Detroit used to go up north to Waterford.
01:35:39
Oh, yeah, for sure.
01:35:40
Yeah.
01:35:41
Van Dike, where they used to be grandparents, were getting moved up.
01:35:46
That's why I would was Highway one.
01:35:48
But since time is it's time isn't linear.
01:35:51
It doesn't we don't have to go back in the fifties
01:35:54
is full the corner over and I'm going to shut this down
01:35:57
because I'm I'm out of material
01:36:00
and I'm tired and I want to go That's never been for you to stop before.
01:36:04
I don't believe in it, but I do enjoy it
01:36:11
because I don't believe in magic.
01:36:14
I believe it's amusing.
01:36:16
Did you see that Criss Angels knew?
01:36:17
Whole spiel is believe.
01:36:20
Yeah, but he makes the Lehi bold.
01:36:23
So you can see the lie right in the middle of believe.
01:36:26
Brilliant. Doing like Vegas shows.
01:36:28
And so is he he's still being in the You have nerves.
01:36:32
I don't, I have No I. Oh yeah. I don't know.
01:36:35
I know he's just still doing shows.
01:36:36
So LeBron James I believe David Copperfield.
01:36:40
David Copperfield.
01:36:41
Justin Bieber. Fans, believers, believers,
01:36:45
believers are Ron.
01:36:50
And I've never heard of that guy.
01:36:51
Yeah.
01:36:53
Good job,
01:36:55
Warren.
01:36:56
James. Yeah.
01:36:58
Second source Detroit News says up north starts in Clare County.
01:37:02
Blair County It has been confirmed
01:37:05
Paul was able to sell that.
01:37:06
Yeah thanks Google it's that easy this episode's been brought to you
01:37:10
by Google Good belch
01:37:13
Google also says
01:37:18
is that your creator
01:37:20
or Google is going to lose all credibility.
01:37:23
The possibility of a science of magic with
01:37:26
There is a science of magic.
01:37:30
Yeah, there's the science of magic.
01:37:31
The magic is it's fake.
01:37:33
Yeah, right.
01:37:35
It really good.
01:37:36
You're really, really good at a trick to the point
01:37:38
where it looks like magic doesn't exist. So.
01:37:40
So the only magic that is real is fake.
01:37:44
What about magic? Spelled with a K?
01:37:46
Did you die?
01:37:47
Okay, so going back even further.
01:37:49
So we mentioned witch witchcraft.
01:37:51
Yeah, we mentioned Alistair.
01:37:53
Charlie, did you.
01:37:54
Did you dive back in like one of the first, the first ever
01:38:00
magicians?
01:38:01
His name was Jesus. Jesus. Yeah, I know.
01:38:02
I knew where you're going with that.
01:38:04
You wanted a wine. Was it new?
01:38:07
I've seen the new guys do that
01:38:10
I did mention exorcisms.
01:38:12
And that's what he was known for.
01:38:15
I would say that Jesus was either, like, extremely smart
01:38:18
or the Son of God or
01:38:22
one of those.
01:38:23
Oh, the. Those three are the only options.
01:38:26
Yeah. Yeah.
01:38:27
We're not our neat story.
01:38:31
So I'm a I'm a spiritual person.
01:38:34
I'm a my own religious person.
01:38:36
I would go so there would be a Brady as his own religion as well.
01:38:41
You define spirituality, though, as anything outside of your physical purview.
01:38:46
Oh, so it could be intuition.
01:38:48
It could be.
01:38:50
It'll be something it could be something you ate.
01:38:51
What religion puts you.
01:38:54
I'm the only one.
01:38:56
And I would like like to think that you, Jesus, was the son of God
01:39:00
or just a random dude.
01:39:01
And either way, like, I don't need the church to tell me
01:39:04
how like to worship a God or
01:39:07
whatever, a pretend God or or Mother Nature, whatever.
01:39:11
Fuck the laws of the universe, which are laws.
01:39:13
There are principles that follow those laws they can't be tested for.
01:39:18
So that does indicate that there is some type of divine plan,
01:39:21
whether they be accidental or designed.
01:39:24
But that is the magic of the universe as well.
01:39:26
So I take that back to it.
01:39:28
That is magical.
01:39:30
That's Why? I need you on my show.
01:39:33
Good night, Drew.
01:39:38
As above.
01:39:38
So below. Oh, no, no.
01:39:41
But we have another segment.
01:39:42
I think you forgot two things.
01:39:44
All of the game show in this.
01:39:47
Oh, you're right, Cash.
01:39:49
Yeah. Calm down, man.
01:39:50
All right.
01:39:51
It takes her.
01:39:53
Tell your wife you're going to be home a little bit later.
01:39:55
I told her 830. What did I do? Blow it.
01:39:57
And he's going to be home a little bit later.
01:39:59
Oh, yeah.
01:40:00
We're live streaming online.
01:40:01
I'm sure she's watching Centrelink.
01:40:03
Send her the link. Let's Get her out.
01:40:05
Everybody would like to have her on.
01:40:07
Let's
01:40:09
see what she feels about
01:40:13
you, which is my only hiding here.
01:40:16
Come back with the strong segment, so keep the
01:40:19
strong segment.
01:40:21
That's what she said.
01:40:26
And let's let's do let's go on the other side for a moment.
01:40:31
Every show should have both sides.
01:40:34
So let's see what she says here.
01:40:43
It's a way
01:40:44
for me to effect change in my life, but isn't necessarily like a belief
01:40:48
in a higher power that I am devoted to, that I pray to.
01:40:51
I have spare contact, either spirits that I work with.
01:40:54
I invited all of my helping spirits and ancestors duties and said,
01:40:58
Whoever wants to be here
01:40:59
during this interview to make sure I'm saying the right things, let me know.
01:41:03
I'll put you in the room.
01:41:03
And we've got a couple here who are represented
01:41:05
in various symbolic ways throughout the room.
01:41:10
All of the religious traditions have.
01:41:13
Oh, God. Hey, girl, what's up?
01:41:16
I told you guys about the jawbone, and here she is jumping out at me.
01:41:20
Okay, well, but you're somewhere more stable.
01:41:22
I thought she didn't like that.
01:41:24
No, They're going to say a spirit did it
01:41:26
because she's the primary spirit that I work with. She's.
01:41:28
Oh, they are going to say it's the spirit.
01:41:30
I was joking relationship.
01:41:32
It really depends.
01:41:33
Sometimes it's a working relationship with the deity that I'll handle.
01:41:36
I'll contact them and say, I need X, Y, and Z. Done.
01:41:38
Here's what you'll get. How do you feel about it?
01:41:40
And it wasn't her bump in the chair. It was the spirit.
01:41:42
Or it's in the case of, you know, I've got tattoos for certain needs that I like.
01:41:47
That said, I like that and that's as meaningful.
01:41:56
So yeah, it's the practical application of it.
01:41:59
When I talk about magic and witchcraft, what I'm talking about
01:42:03
is like
01:42:05
oils and things or I will,
01:42:08
I will like me
01:42:10
oil and, and I was like,
01:42:15
I, uh,
01:42:19
yeah, right now he's just processing.
01:42:21
I would do more listening than worrying about all this stuff.
01:42:25
Does that make sense?
01:42:26
The biggest critique got of witchcraft is that it's 99% placebo effect.
01:42:30
I have too many practical to take it out.
01:42:33
Any credit
01:42:36
or think that this is all bullshit
01:42:39
if you don't feel something powerful,
01:42:43
it couldn't be evil.
01:42:44
Sorcery or love couldn't be evil and praying for money couldn't be evil.
01:42:48
It just she made a reading.
01:42:49
She put some liquid in a gel,
01:42:51
is talking to a man and that he needed to listen more.
01:42:54
The spirit was saying, Oh, to help as ever his world, he need to listen more.
01:42:58
I can see here hear some kind of I can't see exactly what I'm getting.
01:43:01
You need to listen more
01:43:02
Jews to worship like the Christian devil and work with that satanic temple.
01:43:06
A lot of them. I'm trying.
01:43:07
I said, though, that every show
01:43:08
should have a fair and balanced whatever, so I want to give them their minutes.
01:43:11
I'm trying not to make fun of it, but I can't help.
01:43:14
But do people have
01:43:16
you have them in a
01:43:19
book?
01:43:20
See no merit to keeping
01:43:23
you off the cuff. Oh,
01:43:26
and I try not to remember them after they're done.
01:43:30
Not to take this piece down to the crossroads.
01:43:32
Close your eyes, throw it in, make a wish.
01:43:33
Walk away without looking back The hard
01:43:36
hole they give them.
01:43:37
They give them an action.
01:43:38
Dude, that's just a little bit of room clearing.
01:43:41
Get in this.
01:43:41
So I get to they get to hold it and physically take
01:43:44
whatever their means to me.
01:43:45
It does troubled with like they get to them.
01:43:48
It's a female sit in a river like kind of like a but just that
01:43:52
you know it's like well for you know my faith healing does work
01:43:56
and does not that placebo effect is better than placebo effect.
01:43:59
Yeah, that's what she was talking about.
01:44:02
That was something else.
01:44:06
I've seen a couple of those already.
01:44:10
That one I've I've actually watched
01:44:12
from beginning to end
01:44:16
to find a positive.
01:44:17
I appreciate that these people have found a purpose
01:44:20
as long as they're not actively trying to hurt people.
01:44:23
Right. Or take advantage of people.
01:44:25
I got to like.
01:44:27
That Sounds like my Pride Week speech, Pride Month speech.
01:44:30
But I got no problems with it.
01:44:31
As long as they're not preying on people,
01:44:34
I don't think I've pissed off enough people.
01:44:37
I was telling some buddies at work what I'm doing today
01:44:42
and that the Ouija board is not right and someone,
01:44:46
well, evil spirits can get in
01:44:50
this.
01:44:51
Those this thing is demons.
01:44:52
Fear that by putting your thoughts of this whole thing on digital
01:44:56
that they're going to come.
01:44:57
The spirits are going to come after no. Oh,
01:45:02
Oh, what's that?
01:45:04
I'm not either, but not because we're putting it on or not.
01:45:07
Because we're putting it on Because.
01:45:09
No, strike me down.
01:45:13
They'll become even more powerful.
01:45:15
Exactly. What's the game?
01:45:17
Uh, it's got to be fighting right?
01:45:19
We fight
01:45:22
any. Any fighting game.
01:45:24
We we be silly cartoon
01:45:27
characters, Anything, any any fight
01:45:30
claymation. Do you have that claymation one?
01:45:32
Remember the claymation one?
01:45:34
I don't know.
01:45:35
Virtual Virtua fighter.
01:45:37
Believe that is what it's called. They would lose.
01:45:39
Oh, God.
01:45:40
Oh, no, I don't think that was
01:45:43
Deathmatch.
01:45:45
That's.
01:45:45
Oh, that's not a video game.
01:45:46
Oh, that MTV special. Yeah.
01:45:49
Oh, there it is.
01:45:52
Oh, there's our game.
01:45:54
Oh, we should do Road Challenge.
01:45:56
We'll do that.
01:45:56
Season two.
01:46:02
Okay, Keep going
01:46:08
from blown up.
01:46:09
It was nice talking to draw.
01:46:11
I'm sorry I had to hang up on him, but I was tired of holding the phone up.
01:46:14
I'm glad the link works. It was the service.
01:46:16
So once if you stopped or on a computer, it would be great.
01:46:19
He will scream.
01:46:22
It was great seeing him as
01:46:23
we're getting so close to real podcast.
01:46:28
Yeah, I heard a little bit, but I understand.
01:46:30
Oh, it was real day one, man.
01:46:33
Oh man.
01:46:35
Oh, the day that we didn't record any of my audio.
01:46:38
No, the one that says, well, oh my God, Exactly.
01:46:42
They're all still up.
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Premium content subscribers only.
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Just click.
01:46:47
Did you know us today?
01:46:48
We have ten followers and that's double digit you he say double digit followers.
01:46:52
Then it could be 99 would be people don't want to join a little thing
01:46:56
they want it they want to wait till everybody else the
01:47:01
oh, all right.
01:47:01
I'm going to find a game now or two
01:47:08
about the real double.
01:47:10
Okay.
01:47:12
But that that one I did and I still do.
01:47:15
That's left to right.
01:47:16
That's cooperative. But that's fantastic.
01:47:19
Beat someone up.
01:47:30
I actually watched the Street Fighter movie and I.
01:47:33
I hadn't seen it.
01:47:35
It was the training of Can you reboot video game, though?
01:47:40
Yeah, it was good.
01:47:43
It wasn't good.
01:47:45
It was too long and boring.
01:47:47
And then they got to the climactic crescendo scene
01:47:50
and they were about to fight and the credits rolled.
01:47:53
That game's all right.
01:47:55
I'm sorry you've gone.
01:47:57
Are you ballsy?
01:47:57
Whatever Python quest Now
01:48:02
just trying to read They're making it or I.
01:48:06
I'm not here to help.
01:48:11
Mm. Look, Street Fighter, the movie.
01:48:15
Yeah, let's play the movie.
01:48:16
Oh, it's probably just no work. No,
01:48:20
all but it had a Jean-Claude Van Damme was Gael.
01:48:23
That was, that was a good wi fi movie.
01:48:25
But you know what, The new generation.
01:48:27
Okay.
01:48:28
Are you not going to work for this?
01:48:31
Because I want it to.
01:48:32
I want it to be very optimistic.
01:48:35
And no, I feel good.
01:48:36
I know things are not going to work.
01:48:40
Oh, anybody Guess what this is?
01:48:44
It talked the viewer phone.
01:48:49
It's funny, we've got ten followers in one viewer.
01:48:52
It's not a pomegranate.
01:48:56
How many guesses do I get next week?
01:48:58
The reveal.
01:48:59
Okay.
01:49:02
I do seem stoked about time.
01:49:05
I just threw a topic out there.
01:49:08
I haven't committed to time, have I?
01:49:11
You already do the
01:49:15
the wallpaper now.
01:49:17
Loading or
01:49:26
the television.
01:49:32
Oh. When you go to your local bar
01:49:34
and the guy gives you serves you, you're
01:49:38
I'm sorry, what kind of bar are you going to that the guy services you.
01:49:42
He serves you you said services you.
01:49:45
Yeah.
01:49:46
Serves and services.
01:49:47
You are two totally different things.
01:49:48
And I want to be clear that if you're going to a bar,
01:49:51
that's not the way they measure pans.
01:49:53
Gary Oh, why did you measure my inseam four times?
01:49:57
He runs his hand up the side side and the other side, and he cups the balls.
01:50:00
Hold on a second. Could
01:50:04
did we recover crystal balls?
01:50:09
I got this.
01:50:13
He keep talking.
01:50:19
Maybe you should do your time, Right?
01:50:21
Ran to wisdom,
01:50:25
Dave.
01:50:25
The word of the day.
01:50:26
That should be effective.
01:50:27
The last thing
01:50:30
I think is.
01:50:31
Hold on.
01:50:32
I think.
01:50:32
I think it established itself early and often
01:50:36
what we need to convey to modern age is that.
01:50:40
Sorry for thinking.
01:50:43
Yeah, we still have the passion
01:50:48
but they I don't think people
01:50:50
I think the brain is slightly fractured so far from reality.
01:50:53
What you just want to be true.
01:50:56
They want to be either
01:51:02
they admit that they know
01:51:04
they're smart enough, but the whole thing comes crashing down.
01:51:07
It feels like I don't want to be condescending
01:51:09
and say they're just not smart enough to believe that the world.
01:51:13
No, I don't either.
01:51:13
That's what I'm saying. I think I think that they're both
01:51:17
better.
01:51:18
But if they know better, they have to admit it.
01:51:20
There's probably a dark, neutral, nothing
01:51:26
you pretend that is true.
01:51:28
Nothing hates anybody.
01:51:29
You don't think you learn on the show?
01:51:31
Yeah. No, no, no. Nothing.
01:51:34
Oh, art
01:51:39
as hyper fighting.
01:51:40
So I think there's some extra button
01:51:44
going.
01:51:44
The players are weirdly clever.
01:51:48
Maybe that guy again.
01:51:49
Oh, no, no, you are.
01:51:51
Oh, yeah, Yeah.
01:51:53
I love voice.
01:51:55
I think I can't get any of his tic things going
01:51:59
and I try to stick thing right off the bat was one.
01:52:09
It happened again
01:52:14
because I find that what you're doing
01:52:22
the perfect.
01:52:23
Okay, so it's important that
01:52:27
no me finding the dog on
01:52:30
2 seconds down off for the hard punch.
01:52:32
That's not even the punch.
01:52:40
Medium kick
01:52:43
for doing it yesterday That
01:52:48
the 2 seconds don't
01:52:54
fancy kick
01:53:00
you know like that type of thing.
01:53:08
Swinging punches,
01:53:11
punches, squeaking.
01:53:13
There it is. Yes.
01:53:15
Oh, I'm trying.
01:53:19
Oh, you know,
01:53:22
every times I'm like, I want to finish.
01:53:24
You already found it. Finish me north.
01:53:28
No free service. Me,
01:53:36
not stuff.
01:53:39
Yeah, the.
01:53:46
Oh, yeah,
01:53:50
yeah.
01:53:51
Oh, I know.
01:54:04
Hey, I.
01:54:12
Wow, I'm waiting over here.
01:54:14
Nothing left.
01:54:16
That was pure magic.
01:54:20
Something sure came over me
01:54:21
because it wasn't me.
01:54:24
Did you?
01:54:24
Talking about tongues?
01:54:26
Speaking in tongues.
01:54:28
It's just gibberish.
01:54:29
And you mentioned that
01:54:31
that can possibly be analyzed and has been found to be
01:54:36
gibberish.
01:54:39
I've said some
01:54:41
ridiculous nonsense.
01:54:43
Isn't our understanding of the world around us.
01:54:47
We've got to break the spell,
01:54:49
the magical spell or incantation.
01:54:52
That was really cool to do. There.
01:54:55
Yeah.
01:54:57
Um, but I thought I'd tick people off
01:55:00
by saying there's no such thing is as blessings.
01:55:03
Because if you say there's no such thing as a curse.
01:55:05
No, you can't.
01:55:06
You can't. There's no thing as a curse.
01:55:07
You can't curse someone You don't think the spirit shoots out of.
01:55:10
Somebody knows when they sneeze.
01:55:12
And no.
01:55:13
And exorcisms are real and spirits aren't real
01:55:17
and everything supernatural.
01:55:20
There are pleasantries, though, of less things like wishing well-wishing.
01:55:24
Yeah, yeah. Wishing is right in the word.
01:55:26
But I understand that. I know.
01:55:29
But I know exactly what someone says means when they say have a blessed day.
01:55:33
I kind of want to say have a cursed day because it means it's giving them
01:55:37
exactly the same content of quality of of,
01:55:42
of, of wishing them anything.
01:55:45
It's nonexistent.
01:55:48
Let me
01:55:50
know.
01:55:50
I've got somebody you don't believe.
01:55:52
Then you're kind of sarcastically just saying, Fuck you.
01:55:55
Yeah, yeah. Aren't you?
01:55:57
But saying everyone's special is just another way to say nobody is special.
01:56:02
Yeah, I don't if I'm wish if I say, well,
01:56:05
you know, God bless you first of all, if
01:56:08
you mean yes, I'm usually being sarcastic.
01:56:11
Hopefully the demons snuck out of you and you sneezed. The
01:56:17
if it's not said, though, it's almost unpleasant.
01:56:19
Oh, I know.
01:56:20
Just a pleasantry. So people are forced.
01:56:23
So socially that
01:56:26
what you think?
01:56:30
What if you curse them?
01:56:31
That's you. You're welcome.
01:56:33
You're so good looking. Yeah. Oh, yeah.
01:56:36
Just say anything.
01:56:37
Say something to make them feel good. Okay?
01:56:40
I think so.
01:56:43
I think the meaning of life is tied with altruism and time.
01:56:47
Is that what we're doing next week?
01:56:49
No, I pitched it.
01:56:52
I'm not sold.
01:56:53
Pinched it.
01:56:56
You're not sold on time or you're not sold on time as a topic.
01:56:59
I couldn't keep magic going for a half hour.
01:57:04
And there are that are interesting
01:57:06
They there are some neat tricks who hours yeah and I'm
01:57:12
I can't even
01:57:14
I sometimes trail off in the middle of
01:57:18
Well then we all
01:57:25
as above so
01:57:26
below and.