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I'm going to count it down
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from 70. 70.
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When I come back last.
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Just a little happenstance.
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With my bags and apple glass with my pants.
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He conflicts with stochastic disaster.
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And go fast with your plans.
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They went back into a chance.
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Like what is that lesson that I is now?
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And they shoot their last photo.
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Come back
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that much better grasp the baseball bat with dash.
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Dash dough is ready. Look at what he has done.
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They had only been back in the background.
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The band.
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They said that he was going to back that and let that happen.
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Before you answer platform, you think it's my middle class
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and in the fast after the backlash, the public will tell you
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that you can't stand it.
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If you can't, that's what you can't understand it.
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What sounds great on that bandstand that I have that
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that's what the time the
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for you when my friend captain left.
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That's that's this.
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Like what?
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That at last one time my and rap black backpack match and that's that,
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that's that, that's that, that's a smack that like that
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class black black magic.
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That's a track that like math class.
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Wham bam bam bam bam bam.
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All my class matic black that said, Eric Clapton's black.
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Then the sad fact that his ass crack in a match
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that just jam the song class back while his ass clapping.
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I'm done rap and this is black class.
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This.
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The time now 10:03 p.m..
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Do you know when your holy scriptures were translated?
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Hi, I'm Gary and welcome to Fladge Rants Live.
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It has long been my contention
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that the established powers of the
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do not want us normal folks to fully understand
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the Holy Scriptures,
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and when you look back at the ancient ruins and marvel at their feats,
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you have to wonder what they knew that we aren't
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even taking into consideration.
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Back in the olden days, you'd seek
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advice from the local priest because he was the most
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well educated, most well-traveled person in town.
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But I like to go all the way back to the Greeks.
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And, And there's a reason for that.
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If you asked me just last year what language should I learn
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next, I would say Sanskrit, Latin or Hebrew,
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but now I'd say Greek.
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Let's see.
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The,
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the today's topic is the Septuagint, which means 70
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or the translation of the 70, which basically
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is the Old Testament
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plus the Apocrypha.
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Now there's there's some different numbers that we have to deal with here.
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And I do I want to get them right.
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So the Old Testament, 39 books, the New Testament is 27 books.
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So we got a total of 66 in the
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the Western world's Holy Bible.
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Now, the Abrahamic religions
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represent more than half of the population of planet Earth.
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So we're talking these are important scriptures.
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Now we're talking about today the Septuagint.
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This is a Greek translation.
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This happened in the third century B.C.
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or as they now call it, BCE.
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Now that would make it
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the earliest translation.
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And we're losing a lot in translation.
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And so the earlier you can get
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it, the better off you're going to be.
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Another.
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Think about the ruins I was just talking about
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when you look at the the the Aztec ruins,
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there's megalithic architecture
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and then rubble on top of it.
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That means at some point,
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not in our history, but in past
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civilizations, they had better
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means of building then the later the,
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the following civilization that they live there.
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But I thought it would be an interesting
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perspective to get to have me lead a Bible study.
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So let's get into this.
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We've got, a no no.
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The the Jewish scriptures are the basis for all three Abrahamic
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religions the Tanakh, the Old Testament.
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The Torah is or the Pentateuch,
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and which was translated into Greek in the third century BC.
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Includes just the the first five, books.
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We're very familiar to Genesis, Exodus,
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Leviticus, Deuteronomy, and
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judges.
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Now, then there are,
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the other books
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of the Hebrew Bible, wisdom,
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which includes Proverbs, Ecclesiastes, and Job.
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The, the prophets, the Nevin
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include Joshua, judges, Samuel,
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Kings, Amos, Isaiah, and Jeremiah.
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The the writings, the category
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includes Psalms,
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Proverbs, Book of job, song of songs, also known as Song of Solomon,
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Ruth, Lamentations, Ecclesiastes, Esther, Daniel, Ezra, and the book of Chronicles.
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All right,
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so the Apocrypha.
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This is a slippery meaning
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because the Apocrypha simply means,
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holy writings, scriptures
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that were not included in canon.
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So there are as few as 14
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books of the Apocrypha, also known as the.
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Due to chronic cold.
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Canonical due to canonical
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because the Catholics have to call it something different.
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We'll just call it the apocryphal
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includes,
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as few as 14 books, as many as 54.
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So, hard to tell are to tell.
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A few of those include, and and I've got 18 of them here.
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Tobit. Judith.
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Greek editions to Esther.
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Wisdom of Solomon.
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Sarraj. Barak.
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Letter of Jeremiah.
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Prayer of Azariah.
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Songs of three.
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Not included in all. Everything.
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Susanna.
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Bell and the Dragon.
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First and second address.
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One through four Maccabees.
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Prayer of Melissa. Menace.
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Manasa.
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Gosh, I'm butchering this.
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Psalm 151.
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Obviously not included in this
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so far is one of the most important ones to me.
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The Book of Enoch.
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And then there were the 12 lesser known prophets
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Hosea, Joel, Obadiah, Jonah, Micah,
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Nahum, Habakkuk, Zephaniah, Haggai, Zechariah, and Malachi.
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A lot
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of these stories get a lot of, Adam and Eve.
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Abraham and Isaac,
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Sodom and Gomorrah, Jonah in the whale.
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Noah's Ark.
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I kind of wanted to talk about Samson and Delilah.
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No one ever talks about Samson and Delilah.
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That's from judges chapters 13 through 16.
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So if you'll turn in your Bible, please.
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And, I don't even care what translation you have.
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We're we're missing a lot of good stuff in there.
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And it is important to remember this is mostly allegory.
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A lot of these things didn't actually take place, but
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imagine
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how difficult it must have been in that day and age.
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Unless they were, they had the technology that built the megalithic structures,
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because those people were well far advanced from
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from the
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people that, as far as I know, wrote this.
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Now, the Septuagint funny that it's called 70.
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There aren't 70 books as I just read them all off.
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The most you get is 59 if you got them all, all, every single book.
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I just read this 59 I just read.
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So that's not it.
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There were, 12 tribes of Israel.
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They sent six representatives each to Alexandria.
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And they were commissioned to each
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translate the,
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the Tanakh.
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So the Old Testament into Greek.
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Well, six times 12 is 72.
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So there were 72 translators.
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So there was never a 70 in any of this.
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But Septuagint means 70.
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So back to Samson and Delilah.
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Chosen one Immaculate conception.
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And he follows the
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the Jewish law to the letter, including never cutting his hair,
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confides in his
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wife Delilah, that that is the source of his power.
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She betrays him, cuts his hair in the middle of the night,
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sells them out to the bad guys.
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And. But she was a Palestinian, so she was.
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She was from the wrong side of the tracks to begin with.
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So did she betray him?
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Well, certainly.
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Or was she just being true to her people?
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Well that too.
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So then his eyes were gouged out
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and he was,
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forced into labor without his incredible strength.
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He was, taken to the temple and, he asked the,
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the young boy who was, chaining him up to take him to the a couple of pillars.
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He pulled that.
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He asked God for his super strength back again, and for his one last super
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strength act, he pulled down the pillars and killed thousands
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and and fulfilled the prophecy of whatever the hell it was.
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The the most interesting feat, I thought, was when he fought an entire army
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with the an ox jawbone and defeated an entire army single handedly with.
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And his only weapon was a jawbone.
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But, last week I,
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I covered Caligula, and I forgot to even mention when he after
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he shored up the the German front line,
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he tried to lead his army
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and to be the second to the only
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the Vikings to invade the British islands.
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But because I think he was scared that he was going to fall off
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the edge of the earth, because that was as far as they knew the world went.
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He turned heel,
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came back to the shore that he just launched off of,
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and all his soldiers fill their helmets with seashells.
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What a nut bag.
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Roll the clip, Brady.
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Oh! So?
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So, what do you guys think?
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What did he say?
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What say you,
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I could go on and on and on and on about this.
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You know what I do? You know what I think. What do you think?
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I think, two things. Yes.
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And we're about to get kicked off a YouTube. We.
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Don't do that.
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Oh, yeah. Don't say that.
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I would this.
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Oh, yeah, that would be like, in New York.
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Oh, no.
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I'm a thousand miles away.
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But, girl, tonight you.
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Yeah. So that.
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But then there's also.
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But then there's also this.
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You do have two things
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I can do two things.
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But then there's also the.
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So the you mentioned Delilah.
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Who else had you mentioned Samson?
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Did you, Joel.
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This is what's the film coming in like number eight, like El Nino since.
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And gets me lifted by my main man who.
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La la la la.
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Yeah.
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This. Yeah.
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We crazy get.
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Do you want monster bitch?
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You know what I want?
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I want to talk to Sam.
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Hammer to the moon.
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I was praying, God, this not being black.
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If this.
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What's going on down again?
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Map it.
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Well, that is just fantastic.
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You wouldn't think that I would be even interested in the Bible, right?
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You know, these kinds of stories fascinate me.
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You already knew I was in the mythology.
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These stories are great.
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There's some more. Yes, yes.
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No. Yes. Yes.
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How would this, And, Genesis one one.
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In the beginning, the gods created the heaven and the earth.
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Now, there's a mandala there with the heavens and the earth, but,
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moving beyond that, that means a polytheistic or hito
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theistic religion is the basis of creation for the vast
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majority of the monotheistic religions on planet Earth.
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Then, when Adam and Eve,
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get told about the tree of the, the knowledge of good and evil,
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Yahweh tells them, but
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if they eat from that fruit they that day, they shall surely die.
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But the serpent
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says, you won't die, they just don't want you to eat,
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is the knowledge of them,
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because then you become like them.
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Well,
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one of them was lying,
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and it wasn't the serpent, because they didn't.
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They did not surely die that day.
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But they did become like them and have knowledge of good and evil.
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For that they were not clothed and had to put some clothes on.
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So that's seems like a weird juxtaposition.
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There.
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Moving on.
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I mean, the, the since we were created
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in their image that you're talking about plural, many,
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many things, many entities and, the sons of God, not angels.
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The angels are the messengers, the, the spirit entities, but the sons of God
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as physical bodies,
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very much like ours, almost indistinguishable but advanced
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extraterrestrial races.
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That's how I see it.
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And that's, I'm
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idiot, I wish, I wish I could, but,
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there are of the Apocrypha.
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There's, you know, 14, 15, 16, 18 books.
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And, and like I said,
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is very interesting
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because describes a, a trip into outer space and a spaceship.
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Enoch was, did die.
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He ascended.
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Now these religions
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and they're prophets, Muhammad, Jesus,
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even Buddha all profess the same message.
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And although it might be way too much for any one of us to comprehend,
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and that's probably why they keep these things secret and hidden.
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And, and it's common folk don't get to to translate
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the real translation, we get a watered down, dumbed down version,
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but it sounds like
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we are a portion of a greater consciousness, and
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it doesn't start at our
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earthly body.
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We have existed, and we will exist.
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And right now we have no memory of that
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because our little puny forms couldn't
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hold that much information.
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So as amazing as the human brain is,
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we get our limited perspective
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for this set of experiences.
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Ever wonder what that is?
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Hold on. Do you not. Do you not hear that?
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Yeah.
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Are you those me off the breaks there.
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Yeah. There you go.
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Oh, are you trying to make an argument for there being an afterlife
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in a before life?
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I am, I am because you guys did such a lousy job of it.
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I have to play my own doubles.
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Up up up up up up up up up up.
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Don't get me wrong.
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Up. There is nothing supernatural
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anywhere.
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Oh, God.
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What I'm talking about is absolutely natural.
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What are you doing, Gary?
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We were genetics.
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The problem.
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We were made in a lab
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and with an alien with a lab coat such as mine.
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Gary, it's true.
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True role.
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The clip Brady.
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Wanted to test the twin paradox
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for quantum superposition of twins.
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Kind of. Except the twins are atoms.
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That sounds like the kind of thing to bring up as a party
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if you don't want to, I am sorry, there I am, but it could have deep implications.
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This experiment could test whether quantum particles
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obey the rules of Einstein's general relativity.
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Okay, can we mention that she wears the same shirt
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in every video the entire time?
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Or is it the same style of shirt?
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Why do you want her to not wear the shirt the entire time you want her to get nude?
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So you're saying I wouldn't be against it?
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Make the video more interesting, that's for sure.
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But no, it's it's.
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I had mentioned the one time that she wears a shirt to make her boobs
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look bigger or something, her shoulders to look smaller.
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You know, feminize.
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But now that I've noticed,
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it is the same exact pink and gray shirt every single.
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I mean, we can go back and look, look, look, look, let's let's let's.
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There's her channel.
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I like how she does have the little tan line there.
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A lot of people ask me to comment on.
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And at the beach.
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At the beach.
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See? See what I'm saying?
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She wears it to the beach.
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It's the same shirt as helps.
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Oh, my God, I don't even know.
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I don't even know if this lab would have ever been washed up there.
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Hold on. Go up, go up. Okay, so don't be left center.
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Oh, yeah, that'll be the one.
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Don't know. No, she's she's cold.
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That's just over the hot underneath. She must have been underneath.
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I don't have a second lab coat.
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That's one way of she's smart then.
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Because she's she's trying not to be judged by what she's wearing.
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So she wears the same thing every time.
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It doesn't matter what she wears serious branding. Right?
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Every video looks the same.
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I just thought maybe they filmed them all on the same day.
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She's got half a million views on a lot of these. Oh, no.
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Keep going down, keep going down with down. Let's.
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Maybe we get to a point where she's not wearing that shirt.
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Maybe they film all of these in one day.
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You know, I think I've done this already.
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We're fine.
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The first of all, we're for five months back.
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Show the one that I captioned Sabina get pregnant.
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Let's abort it. We still got time.
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No, I thought
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if maybe, just maybe, we could do our first call to action,
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we could start a GoFundMe to get Sabrina a second shirt.
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Anyway,
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I love Sabina and she should have a Nina.
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There's no.
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I apologize, a lot of people asked me to comment on a new page.
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A group of physicists,
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I call her Sabrina.
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Every time in my head it's Sabina.
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Now she.
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I'm trying to imagine I sent you one of her ripping on Brian Green.
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Now, if you'll remember, back by Mount Rushmore
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of physics professors.
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Oh, know Lawrence Krauss, Brian Green,
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and the one that it's
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asking Mount Rushmore where they are not ranked one through four.
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It is just, oh, they're not for.
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And since Brian Green is one of my favorite
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physicist paradox for quantum, if you play the one
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I sent you one earlier in the week and it's called Sabina gets Mina
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the kind of thing to bring up, she repeats, I do
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the teenage Sabina.
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No, Sabina, experiment first thing to the right.
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Sabina, obey the rules of Einsteins.
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Yeah, I'll say it again.
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Oh, I'm looking for my phone for Einstein.
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She's saying correctly.
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Quantum gravity. Einstein. She's actually.
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No, I heard a little early in my, monologue.
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Real early. You heard one.
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You heard one lipstick back earlier in your monologue.
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Really? That's all you heard?
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One them.
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That that's all I could mirror to pass slower because it was deafening.
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A deafening lip smacking.
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It was it was it echoed.
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Did you just say. But fast.
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A lot of people asked me to comment.
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She looks very mad for discussion at this year. Wow.
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I've never seen her look more minutes before.
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Moderated by Brooke.
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The hair is the joke with first.
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Realize I changed the video two years ago.
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No notice the post on the video used a quantum computer to open a wormhole.
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Oh, here it is.
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She looks like a.
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It's been the case of science hype since scientists appeared in the 60s.
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I bet you her husband, except for my kidney, she has a wife ditched
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all you thought.
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Everything that could have been said about this had been said.
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But after watching the discourse, I think I do have something
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to add, namely, an answer to the question of whether I'm going to come.
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You solved the biggest problem in physics.
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Einstein would really like to know.
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But first, a quick recap.
00:24:14
String theory is one of the candidate theories
00:24:17
for combining quantum physics with gravity.
00:24:20
That's the biggest problem in physics,
00:24:22
which the title of the discussion is referring to is not.
00:24:26
There's no evidence that string theory is correct.
00:24:29
Yeah, here it was Brian Greene
00:24:31
finding some x Brian Austin Green support for their ideas.
00:24:34
String theorists have in the past decade shifted their focus
00:24:39
from particle physics to quantum computing. Why?
00:24:43
Because the money is now in quantum tech.
00:24:47
This shift has been going on for some while, but for years ago,
00:24:51
one of those papers made big headlines after Quantum magazine
00:24:55
and The New York Times drew attention to it.
00:24:58
They claimed that physicists had created a wormhole with a quantum computer,
00:25:04
and that the mathematics of string theory was instrumental in making this work.
00:25:09
In the discussion.
00:25:10
Now, Brian Greene starts out by raising the impression
00:25:13
that this has something to do with testing quantum gravity.
00:25:17
We want to go beyond the math.
00:25:19
There is to get some kind of contact
00:25:21
with with observation or experiment, or at least something.
00:25:25
But the only thing they did was use a quantum computer
00:25:28
to do a computation for a theory that has no evidence speaking for it,
00:25:33
and then they observe the result of the calculation.
00:25:37
If I observe the result of a string theory calculation
00:25:41
that isn't evidence for string theory, it would be like claiming
00:25:45
that playing Angry birds is evidence that pigs can pop.
00:25:49
Okay, you could say we do computer simulations,
00:25:53
get time to understand what's good.
00:25:55
She had one good one of those.
00:25:57
And I think quantum computer simulation even in the most charitable
00:26:02
interpretation. No. That's enough. Yeah.
00:26:04
It's it's just.
00:26:06
Yeah.
00:26:06
When she was nine years and she had a good one.
00:26:08
What she's about to get to is huge, though, about the,
00:26:18
Academia she does not inhabit.
00:26:21
It's the fictional lower dimensional string theory, universal
00:26:25
in the discussion, they explained their experiment as follows.
00:26:27
So here to all systems that are tangled.
00:26:31
And that's what the ghostly line there is.
00:26:32
And we want to relate that both to quantum teleportation entanglement, but also to
00:26:35
I want to show that you can actually move things through.
00:26:37
So that's the only thing that it compares the shape of the picture in the graph
00:26:41
with the machine, like something like a wormhole.
00:26:42
And the idea is that the now grab
00:26:46
quantum mechanics I can talk about in the language of wormholes,
00:26:48
but I'm really describing the same process.
00:26:49
That explanation is accurate, but what does it mean?
00:26:52
It means that
00:26:52
what's actually happening in the quantum world
00:26:53
is kind of what's going on in the upper image, entanglement between qubits.
00:26:57
And that's all well and good.
00:26:58
The little image, just as you can mathematically reformulate
00:27:00
that and interpret the mathematics as some sort of wormhole in a space
00:27:03
with a negative cosmological constant, two dimensions that we don't inhabit.
00:27:06
And that's the only thing they did
00:27:08
around a few electrons in superconducting qubits.
00:27:10
And then does a fancy interpretation, like, why did they do that?
00:27:13
Because nature magazine basically doesn't publish theory.
00:27:15
But if you can get some experimentalists to fill a few qubits
00:27:17
in a quantum computer, then nature will up.
00:27:20
Make sure it's worth a lot of money and grants.
00:27:22
Okay, so what do we learn?
00:27:24
But there's another way to do it.
00:27:26
Let's look at this with a lot of
00:27:29
money to the party, which doesn't quantum gravity because we don't
00:27:33
talk money.
00:27:34
Also, they forgot to mention
00:27:35
that after the paper was published, several other researchers
00:27:36
questions where they actually did what they said they did.
00:27:38
There was a part of their story, which I haven't mentioned before,
00:27:40
that you might find amusing.
00:27:42
Several years ago, I was invited by an editor
00:27:44
at Quantum magazine to write a regular column for them.
00:27:46
I did this for some time and you can check this on their website.
00:27:48
Then I wrote an article in which I explained my misgivings
00:27:50
about how string theorists are deliberately confusing the public
00:27:53
by conflating those mathematical dualities of black holes with real black holes.
00:27:57
It was titled The Dual That holes.
00:27:58
Yes, my article, but it's exactly the shitstorm that Spiderman computer leaked.
00:28:03
Of course, it was also the last
00:28:05
I a good magazine because some editor clearly didn't like it,
00:28:09
which isn't science.
00:28:10
My article will sort out and after this they simply stopped replying.
00:28:13
He's talking over now, which incidentally is a bit slower down.
00:28:16
She's talking.
00:28:17
She's talking too slow so that I can say when I mean bullshit
00:28:21
without some editor spitting. That was this soup.
00:28:24
In summary, no, Einstein didn't solve the problem
00:28:27
of quantum gravity, and neither did anyone else.
00:28:30
They say that no one understands quantum mechanics.
00:28:32
Yeah, I think it's not like I'm not going to listen to Peter, man,
00:28:36
if you want to give it a try. So check out my quantum theory.
00:28:38
And I don't take no orders from the woman, by the way. Brilliant.
00:28:41
By the way, I don't take no orders from no women questions.
00:28:44
I was a well-spoken 12 man.
00:28:47
It really was like a polite guy
00:28:49
going on and helps you build general problem solving skills.
00:28:52
They cover a large variety of topics in science, computer science and maths
00:28:56
from general scientific thinking to courses on differential equations.
00:29:00
I believe I could personally be ready for this guy.
00:29:05
I'd like a debate to learn and you can do it whenever the rest of
00:29:09
the time.
00:29:09
I even have my own course on brilliant, fascinating
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course.
00:29:13
It will help you understand what a wavefunction is
00:29:16
and what the difference is between superpositions and entanglement.
00:29:19
It also covers interference with the uncertainty principle.
00:29:22
I don't know, man. The money monster that you can cause.
00:29:24
When I was there causing
00:29:26
confusion, I differentiate right there is money in quantum computing.
00:29:29
So they they switch their, their game.
00:29:34
It's almost.
00:29:35
That's why I'm wearing a lab coat.
00:29:37
College is taking advantage through grants and enticing
00:29:41
rich people to pay money for things that may or may not be real.
00:29:45
Baby, maybe we give the show or grant
00:29:48
a little bit of time to understand what he was saying.
00:29:50
You know what I mean?
00:29:51
Wasn't there a grant to something about exploding?
00:29:54
Go to the whole movie made about it that we tried to do?
00:29:58
Try? No, but there was a grant.
00:30:00
There was a grant about, eating, beagles.
00:30:05
Flies were eating beagles faces.
00:30:07
Doctor. Family guy paddling.
00:30:09
I'm so proud I know. Right.
00:30:10
You're like, wait a minute.
00:30:13
Well, there's wait there's a game we should be playing right in.
00:30:17
Yeah, it is these people.
00:30:20
What?
00:30:20
You know, where in the world ever draw
00:30:24
what they what looks?
00:30:28
Isometric.
00:30:31
Right, bro?
00:30:32
Well, she sneaks around the world from to Carolina.
00:30:36
She had to give finger to Chuck Brown.
00:30:39
Let me draw.
00:30:40
He's magic for a ride on a freaking Chinatown.
00:30:45
Mayfair in the world.
00:30:47
It's very Georgia drew.
00:30:49
Yo, Georgia,
00:30:51
that was draw it.
00:30:52
He's right.
00:30:55
Oh, right.
00:30:56
It was pretty crazy, but,
00:31:01
You're right. Draw 100.
00:31:02
I don't even need a clue.
00:31:04
No. Draw.
00:31:05
Your missing is in new Jersey.
00:31:10
No. Why did you say that?
00:31:12
I work against that trailer park.
00:31:14
Yeah.
00:31:15
You've been here before, is it? It's a trailer, right?
00:31:18
There's Texas Star. There's two stars there.
00:31:20
But that means nothing could be Texas, I see.
00:31:22
Oh, so he's in Texas.
00:31:26
He's dressed for work for Texas.
00:31:28
There's two places.
00:31:29
Exactly. Trailers. A little more for Texas.
00:31:31
This is my microphone.
00:31:33
So I'm ill prepared.
00:31:35
That's why you sounded so okay.
00:31:37
Yeah, I don't I don't like it, but it's better than, I think you sound fantastic.
00:31:42
PA headphone I always do.
00:31:44
Everyone does.
00:31:47
Oh, okay. Good.
00:31:48
Draw freaking rules.
00:31:50
Okay. I don't need any.
00:31:51
I still want any clues. Oh.
00:31:54
Omaha, Nebraska.
00:31:57
How many guesses do I get?
00:32:00
21. What kind of beer is that?
00:32:03
That's my clue.
00:32:05
They see you just wasted a cold in January.
00:32:07
There you go. 17 left.
00:32:09
How does that help you doing? Like.
00:32:10
Yeah.
00:32:11
Oh, you're up, you're up.
00:32:13
Oh, you're up north.
00:32:17
You are north.
00:32:18
It depends on what you consider up north.
00:32:20
Now you're in Petoskey.
00:32:21
You bought the beer specifically to tell you.
00:32:23
Tell us where you were, right?
00:32:24
No, I didn't even think of that.
00:32:25
I bought the beer because it is a peanut butter wheat.
00:32:27
And normally peanut butters are like for stouts and stuff.
00:32:29
And so this is actually a nice blend of like kind of a wheat and a stout
00:32:33
dude, peanut butter.
00:32:35
And they put a dot, they put a dog and it 10%,
00:32:38
10% goes to, Humane Society.
00:32:41
What? The dog. There's that too. What? The dog.
00:32:43
Exactly what the dog doing.
00:32:45
Yeah.
00:32:45
So I think you're on vacation, and you people, are you happy, dog?
00:32:50
You're perfect. Okay.
00:32:52
Yeah. I would see your dog owners.
00:32:53
Whenever I see I better.
00:32:55
I think bad had the dog did to hep hep hep a dog.
00:32:59
I have to go.
00:33:00
They have to do with the hep hep hep though.
00:33:05
That's it.
00:33:06
Why can't we just play that clip?
00:33:08
Because, Brady sent me that originally.
00:33:11
Brady gave up on it a long time ago.
00:33:12
So you're in Michigan?
00:33:15
That could be a tip of the thumb.
00:33:18
The, the family cabin up north.
00:33:24
I was going to say that the state.
00:33:26
I'm like.
00:33:27
It hasn't been a year already.
00:33:28
What do they have? One every fucking month.
00:33:30
It's. No.
00:33:30
Yeah. Used to be the best part of the year.
00:33:32
And it's the best party of the month.
00:33:34
Well, when you know someone who has a cottage nearby off of,
00:33:38
Inland Lake, you know, you kind of venture up here on random weekends,
00:33:42
and then when you work from home and so does
00:33:47
the girlfriend.
00:33:49
She does.
00:33:50
She got a new job or, or a transfer.
00:33:53
It's the same company, but, upgrade of positions.
00:33:55
And so she now works from home.
00:33:57
So we figured, you know what? Let's just stay here Monday.
00:33:59
And then it was like, you know what?
00:34:00
Let's just stay here Tuesday.
00:34:02
I don't have to be anywhere next week.
00:34:04
So buy a piece of property.
00:34:05
Okay?
00:34:06
We will we will have a we're in a door a door to door to door.
00:34:09
Go next Monday though, we will have that.
00:34:11
You know, I went back I was going to a real okay
00:34:13
good view but not a fake one like this one.
00:34:15
Somebody sometimes deletes all their old videos on YouTube.
00:34:19
So no it's not. I can't find it.
00:34:20
Because I don't want to fill up
00:34:22
somebody like server space, especially when they're pointless videos.
00:34:25
And I don't know if I uploaded that one.
00:34:26
I think I, from my
00:34:28
even though they're pointless, you can have access if you just.
00:34:30
I leave the good ones. I leave the good ones.
00:34:33
I get rid of the clutter.
00:34:35
It's not my server, sir. It is.
00:34:38
This is a show and we should be involved in.
00:34:42
Let's look. Play.
00:34:43
All right, it doesn't matter, I. Okay, I'll admit.
00:34:45
Do I question myself?
00:34:47
Yes, yes.
00:34:48
Right.
00:34:49
So sometimes I wonder, should I delete these, should I not?
00:34:51
But you know what?
00:34:52
Canton, Ohio. There's a canton, Ohio.
00:34:55
There's like one thing for Beaver.
00:34:57
Canton, Michigan.
00:34:58
But to be from canton, Ohio, you can't Ohio's the is it the super
00:35:02
the Football Hall of Fame?
00:35:04
Yeah, I'm straight out of canton.
00:35:06
I'm Charlie Manson.
00:35:08
I'm only live in middle class.
00:35:10
I think you're thinking of rock and roll or baseball at my house.
00:35:13
There's a gnome in the yard, right?
00:35:15
What did you say?
00:35:18
I don't know, yeah.
00:35:19
Canton, Ohio. Where's the club?
00:35:22
Oh, so you were talking about, Who is it?
00:35:24
Brian Austin Green.
00:35:26
Is that who? Yeah. Beverly Hills? No.
00:35:29
Here's a little something to get your morning started. Right.
00:35:31
Unbelieve. Oh, great.
00:35:34
It's.
00:35:39
Pitch.
00:35:41
I don't.
00:35:45
Listen, I know it's kind of short notice,
00:35:48
but I was wondering what you were doing tonight.
00:35:50
You go see a movie or something.
00:35:52
Transformative.
00:35:53
Is that them that's playing that way over the top of the as me as you
00:35:58
love to to the guys.
00:36:00
I want to stand out from this.
00:36:03
I'm so
00:36:05
come to.
00:36:05
Oh, that's painful to watch. I don't get that.
00:36:07
We live high school getting rejected.
00:36:10
Yes. This is from the news is the only thing really I could find.
00:36:12
They must have, 9 or 10, 101 lock and, must be like
00:36:16
NBC property or some shit, because I'm not much on YouTube of it.
00:36:20
Yeah. Viacom.
00:36:21
That's, Yeah, Comedy central, MTV, all that shit.
00:36:25
All right. Well, don't back to topic.
00:36:28
Since somebody came out 770 was never even
00:36:33
the number 70 doesn't come up in the Septuagint,
00:36:37
not even once.
00:36:39
There are not 70 books.
00:36:40
There are 72, scholars that did the translating.
00:36:45
Yeah. That's it.
00:36:47
It was.
00:36:48
I know it was for the three.
00:36:51
Did you talk or are they too lazy?
00:36:53
Did you talk about the miracle?
00:36:55
Tell us about the miracle.
00:36:57
Pretty well.
00:36:58
You probably did. I didn't hear any of the monologue.
00:37:00
I was still coming in.
00:37:01
I, I did not, I did not, I do not, I do not believe in miracles.
00:37:05
You're talking about the 72.
00:37:07
I believe in miracles were all isolated, locked up in, you know.
00:37:11
Right. Yeah. They were separate.
00:37:13
Oh, and they all came up at the same exact translation.
00:37:16
Yeah.
00:37:17
So instead of saying, well, yeah, if good translation, that's not a miracle.
00:37:21
That is 72 people working correctly called a miracle.
00:37:25
How else could they have? Oh, okay. Answer.
00:37:28
I mean, the same exact troll working on the same problem,
00:37:33
There's one word translate to one word.
00:37:37
So 1 to 1 ratio.
00:37:39
And they all came up with the same.
00:37:41
It does, but it depends on when you translate it.
00:37:43
It will just be packed to the,
00:37:47
let's see what's the alternative to it.
00:37:48
The apocryphal apocryphal,
00:37:51
the apocryphal
00:37:54
is that just the books of the apocryphal then?
00:37:57
No, the first flight.
00:37:59
Wait, no, that's the penta.
00:38:00
There's text, verse.
00:38:02
Marcion as Azariah,
00:38:05
the four Maccabees two, Ezra's bell and the dragon.
00:38:09
We should probably tell you that this is a dragon and a Pat McAfee.
00:38:13
Would you say there's, Everest?
00:38:16
Told me to give you
00:38:19
addition to Esther. Dragons are coming.
00:38:21
Wisdom of Solomon. Siraj.
00:38:23
Bir Barak Baruch
00:38:27
sort of structure the size of Jeremiah.
00:38:29
Rajah Solomon three is not included in all of them.
00:38:33
Susanna,
00:38:35
why don't you cry for me?
00:38:36
And, And oh, and Psalm 151.
00:38:39
Okay, so for the next 40 hours, we're going to, we're going to go
00:38:43
to every book and read and watch it and read it all.
00:38:47
Reading reactive.
00:38:48
Does anybody have something to smoke? Saroja.
00:38:51
Saroja I do
00:38:54
the only.
00:38:54
I was like really?
00:38:55
Already the only he made any headway is Enoch right?
00:38:59
I mean that's the one with all the glory and all the, the magic glory.
00:39:03
It's the one with all the mystery, really.
00:39:04
It's the one that they allegedly suppress so that humanity can stay stifled
00:39:08
and not go dimensional and all that, you know?
00:39:11
Okay, so you're right.
00:39:12
Okay. We are lock step then.
00:39:16
But joining it's also
00:39:18
so I mean all the books of the Bible are
00:39:21
vastly odd accounts.
00:39:23
Take what is it 300 years for I think the closest one.
00:39:27
Nobody, nobody was like outside witnessing and watching something happen.
00:39:30
They either had a dream or something was passed on.
00:39:33
It's, you know, it's through the hand.
00:39:35
Well, but the accounts for hundreds of years.
00:39:38
The Enoch and these aren't they like thousands.
00:39:41
I mean, how would you know?
00:39:42
How could you give an account of something that happened thousands of years ago?
00:39:45
How could you write something 2024 something and someone tells you
00:39:51
the book,
00:39:51
someone tells you they got a message from God.
00:39:55
You locked them up in a rubber room with
00:39:58
padded walls in a straitjacket.
00:40:01
The the Book of Enoch is
00:40:03
the only book
00:40:06
per se, included with the Bible that at one point
00:40:10
that is written from the first person perspective.
00:40:15
It's not this is a story of this.
00:40:17
This is that.
00:40:19
It is.
00:40:19
I did I always have a problem with the first person perspective,
00:40:23
including that person's definition from God or section.
00:40:31
Holy shit, that that was right for you.
00:40:35
I picked up on the high thing too.
00:40:36
I'm just putting them back together. No it's fine.
00:40:39
I just forgot that
00:40:41
we're on a mission.
00:40:42
Let me be perfectly clear.
00:40:44
Five, six, seven times I was I was hit by pen, and I'm like,
00:40:47
oh, yeah, I can smoke weed. Here is one to celebrate.
00:40:49
Privately banned, publicly the events of the Exodus.
00:40:53
This is a lot bigger than, the black one.
00:40:56
There was no historical Moses.
00:40:59
There was no historical, Abraham
00:41:02
that you don't there was no historical king.
00:41:06
There was no historical.
00:41:07
There's a genealogy.
00:41:09
What about that?
00:41:09
He was the author of of all the first five books and most of the Old Testament.
00:41:13
How how could that happen if he wasn't?
00:41:16
I just mentioned that, like the account. Like,
00:41:20
you know what I mean?
00:41:21
I don't mean to be.
00:41:22
I'm not being an asshole.
00:41:23
I'm saying, like, have you ever seen pictures of families?
00:41:25
You're like, hey, did you have a dad?
00:41:26
You're like, yeah, my dad was the one taking all the pictures
00:41:28
because you know, like the old days didn't have cell phones right yet.
00:41:31
Maybe he didn't.
00:41:32
You're saying Moses wasn't in the picture because he was the photographer?
00:41:36
Yeah, he didn't because he was. He was the author.
00:41:38
So he didn't write about him.
00:41:39
I mean, he didn't.
00:41:41
How could you have any self like.
00:41:44
It's just a collection of stories.
00:41:47
So really, I mean, so you write and I love the story.
00:41:51
I love your stories, I love mythology and that's that's
00:41:54
what this is for me, that this scratches that itch for me.
00:41:58
What is love?
00:41:59
But that's it, baby, don't hurt me. It's not.
00:42:04
But they're they're.
00:42:06
You know,
00:42:08
most of the stories, and sometimes they're not good.
00:42:12
Like, mass executions, like the women and children and the pets, stuff.
00:42:17
Like they're eating the dogs.
00:42:20
They eat the cats, they're eating the dogs.
00:42:23
They're eating the cat.
00:42:24
Yeah.
00:42:27
I thought that would lead into something I thought I would do.
00:42:31
Oh, did I just, I guess not. Okay.
00:42:33
I, the the leads, the chicken attack.
00:42:36
Okay.
00:42:39
And I can't get anything.
00:42:41
Nothing.
00:42:42
Nothing. Oh, okay.
00:42:44
Look at my snaggle tooth.
00:42:46
What's going?
00:42:47
I nothing but chicken attack from now on.
00:42:50
And then try to try to see anything else other than that.
00:42:55
You're pretty.
00:42:55
I'm blurry, I can't, yeah. All right.
00:42:58
Daunting manuscript.
00:42:59
Okay, here we go.
00:43:00
Five volumes containing 108 chapters.
00:43:04
Oh, for many ancient Christians, the Book of Enoch was essential.
00:43:08
So we were five on the Christian.
00:43:10
I don't know what's up with, We don't know why the teacher raved
00:43:15
from the canon.
00:43:16
Right.
00:43:17
It could take any of them. Sometimes it doesn't.
00:43:19
Even if it actually does take it, it just errors.
00:43:24
Cool.
00:43:24
I appreciate one day the Rebel Angels and they're meeting with more tired
00:43:29
and did perhaps this week.
00:43:31
It's understanding of, the end of time fell out of favor
00:43:35
with Jews and Christians.
00:43:39
The book of angels in heaven.
00:43:41
You to all human appropriating with that a divine judgment
00:43:44
has been rendered, and a sentence will be imposed.
00:43:47
Yeah. Some some God, not angels.
00:43:50
I got caught in a violent flood and like he is with the story in Genesis.
00:43:55
Are we sure God's not a woman on the sons?
00:43:57
That wasn't the only time that we're sure that mankind was wiped out.
00:44:02
Souls are sometimes referred to as watchers.
00:44:04
They keep constant watch and they decide one day,
00:44:08
about 200 of them, that they're going to descend to the earth.
00:44:11
And she they would like to very much make contact with these mortal women.
00:44:18
And I don't take no orders from a woman, by the way,
00:44:21
and attempt to expand on the mysterious giants, the sons of God
00:44:25
and the daughter study is going to say this book in Genesis.
00:44:29
Any time I wasn't listening to these kinds of unanswered questions,
00:44:34
suddenly there is this quick few verses at the beginning of the flood story
00:44:37
about giants in the land
00:44:39
that come from the sons of God, mixing with the Bible on account
00:44:43
you're still like, wait a minute, what's this all about?
00:44:46
It's like it went by too fast
00:44:48
and you want to grab it and say, wait a minute, what was this?
00:44:51
The Book of Enoch offers a disturbing vision
00:44:54
of the fall of the angels who lust after earthly fun,
00:44:58
and they began to go into them
00:45:00
and to defile themselves with the charms and enchantments.
00:45:04
And they became pregnant like their great giants, whose height was 3000 hours,
00:45:09
and a men could not hold on. So right here.
00:45:11
So they said that they had
00:45:12
they became pregnant, and they bear great giants whose height was 3000 elves.
00:45:16
And when 3000 elves, though they said,
00:45:20
yeah, yeah, she stacked up 3000 elves.
00:45:23
I only get one giant, you see.
00:45:25
So if you know how they measure this stuff.
00:45:27
Is that a kid something?
00:45:27
Yeah.
00:45:28
By spanning elves,
00:45:29
you measure one creature with another mythological creature.
00:45:34
That's how you measure visual with creatures, with
00:45:37
creature enchantments.
00:45:39
And they became pregnant. And they.
00:45:41
They're great giants whose height was 3000 elves.
00:45:45
And when men could no longer sustain them, the giants turned.
00:45:49
All right. That's where that loses me.
00:45:52
All right,
00:45:52
we're going to be on that description, and we're going to go just dive
00:45:55
right over to this, because this is back to what we were saying earlier.
00:45:58
And this is the expresses the most important part,
00:46:01
that I think we've talked about in the last two episodes.
00:46:07
Eating the cats, eat the cat, eat the cat.
00:46:10
They're eating the dogs.
00:46:12
They're eating the cats.
00:46:13
Eat the cat, eat, eat the cat.
00:46:15
They're eating the cat. They're eating the dogs.
00:46:18
Eat the cat.
00:46:19
Eat, eat, eat the cat.
00:46:21
The cat. She ran.
00:46:22
So don't push me.
00:46:23
Ain't Donald Trump trying to grab him by the Senate with some Haitian?
00:46:26
Somewhere out in Springfield, women doing cartwheels.
00:46:29
Have you seen Garfield? He's the cat.
00:46:31
Have you seen snowball? It's about to snowball.
00:46:33
I'm about to go off.
00:46:35
I can't let this go on. Miss me? Like in their ball.
00:46:37
Tell me when my cat is coughing up like a hairball.
00:46:40
The cat.
00:46:41
I gotta tell them if they even put the fingernail on.
00:46:43
Sanders with the help of the turned up the hamburger, help with somebody's
00:46:46
bed to help them because I'm going to jail for showing them fellas helter skelter.
00:46:49
Because usually I'm content.
00:46:51
But if you take my dogs and I'm turning in the wrong way, come late.
00:46:54
Hey, bird baby, drop it.
00:46:56
If you take my pet thing, I'm pulling up like CrossFit dogs.
00:47:00
You're eating the cats.
00:47:01
Eat the cat, eat the cat feedings.
00:47:04
The cat is actually pretty good.
00:47:05
The dogs eat the cat, eat the cat.
00:47:09
The cat. It's a shame. It's a pity.
00:47:11
Gone overseas where they said hello, Kitty.
00:47:13
It ain't here. It's right here.
00:47:15
And you see, when I turn my back to the cat goes missing in the heat.
00:47:18
The cat with my people is that.
00:47:20
Does anybody know why he quit now?
00:47:22
Cause I heard he put in claws on felines on man.
00:47:25
And my cat disappeared just like Felix the cat and the heat.
00:47:28
The cat got paid back.
00:47:30
They thought she was a goner, but the cat came back.
00:47:32
If you ain't a pussy cat, say, drop that cat that.
00:47:35
Drop that cat. Swap that cat.
00:47:44
Just one station.
00:47:45
Horses missing after a barn break.
00:47:47
In that search ending hours later and not far from their home.
00:47:52
Two animals found butchered about a mile away.
00:47:55
And tonight, their owners. As you can see, they're eating the cats.
00:47:58
They're eating the dogs.
00:47:59
They're fucking eating the horses.
00:48:01
Now, exclusive.
00:48:02
You get more out of the horse.
00:48:04
This is not true.
00:48:06
They debunked this live during the debate.
00:48:08
This is heartless.
00:48:09
No, this horse.
00:48:10
They debunked this live during the debate. This is not true.
00:48:13
The same thing as going into somebody's yard, taking their dog and cooking it.
00:48:18
Turning deadly to horses.
00:48:20
Swipe from southwest.
00:48:21
Miami-Dade turned up dead.
00:48:23
Their corpses found Sunday morning off southwest.
00:48:26
Who are they? Sure wasn't like us actual aliens.
00:48:29
Instead of illegal aliens, we realize that's probably more like, oh, I
00:48:34
some time.
00:48:34
Why they have to blur the dead horse?
00:48:36
It's like, do they have to blur like roadkill once they beat the dead horse?
00:48:42
There are children
00:48:43
and they were abducted and killed.
00:48:46
They were children.
00:48:47
The corpses, found.
00:48:48
Did you say they were children? They were abducted.
00:48:50
They abducted her.
00:48:52
Sometime. Oh. The hawk and we need to come.
00:48:55
Children, help out the detectives in this like there were.
00:48:57
It was slaughtered or was eaten. Of course.
00:48:59
You know, it was butchered.
00:49:01
Did they take the meat?
00:49:02
Was taken a mystery leaving a family.
00:49:04
I'm not going to show it. But you can look it.
00:49:06
You can find it. You can see children are heartbroken.
00:49:09
Why wouldn't you show it?
00:49:10
It's just like heartbroken.
00:49:12
Can't and can't show blood, Gore.
00:49:15
I don't think I'm gonna get through this. And now. Okay.
00:49:17
Going to identify that mastermind behind this house.
00:49:20
If you can call Miami Dade police.
00:49:23
Oh, wait a second.
00:49:24
But the cat came back.
00:49:26
Kick you in the pussy cat.
00:49:27
Say, drop that cat.
00:49:28
That truck, that cat truck, that cat.
00:49:31
The cat got paid back one second, but the cat came back.
00:49:35
Kick you in the pussy cat.
00:49:36
Say, drop that cat that.
00:49:38
Drop that cat, drop that cat.
00:49:40
They're feeding the horse.
00:49:42
Did we determine what happened?
00:49:44
Where? You get the fuck?
00:49:47
We did the error 404.
00:49:50
Yeah, we already did.
00:49:52
Where?
00:49:52
Where I forgot, I forgot
00:49:55
what?
00:49:59
Yeah, but that's a
00:50:00
that's a, once a year event.
00:50:03
What's so sorry for a cyber stalker?
00:50:06
Interesting. Interesting.
00:50:08
Oh, that is what city is it?
00:50:12
Do you know where your children go?
00:50:15
No, no, that's the opening. Very.
00:50:17
You know, you're fucking my kid.
00:50:19
What ever happened to that?
00:50:20
Yeah.
00:50:23
We used to focus on the children more.
00:50:25
There's a there's a raceway nearby.
00:50:27
This show used to be about the kids.
00:50:29
Well, speaking of which.
00:50:30
So there there apparently was an event, at the raceway
00:50:34
because we ran into some people at the winery
00:50:35
that had some lanyards that happened to be talking about it.
00:50:38
And, there's the event there, actually, from our local area.
00:50:42
They're actually from our local area, miss, but
00:50:44
they were doing some kind of event where apparently if you paid like 70 bucks per,
00:50:49
it was 70 bucks per ride, you got to ride in the passenger seat of like,
00:50:54
maybe like a Corvette or like, I have no idea.
00:50:58
He mentioned Corvette, I don't know.
00:50:59
And then you could pay,
00:50:59
like, $400 and actually, like, drive it around the racetrack.
00:51:03
I don't know exactly what you get to do.
00:51:04
Oh, do you guys ever be interested in doing anything like that?
00:51:06
I feel that it's such a waste of money.
00:51:08
I want to pay $70 to be a part.
00:51:10
You're not driving, you're riding. You're saying.
00:51:12
Right. Yeah, yeah. And how to be a passenger.
00:51:14
I don't know, I don't even know.
00:51:15
Like if it was. I don't think so.
00:51:18
I imagine if people driving, corvettes who go above 160 Bugatti hundred.
00:51:23
Sure.
00:51:23
But I really I've never done it.
00:51:27
I don't know if I'm capable.
00:51:28
I know on video games I usually crash when I start going really super fast,
00:51:32
but I never.
00:51:32
Playing 700 miles an hour doesn't feel like it, so I don't get on the ground.
00:51:36
You look around though, look at the stands go by really fast.
00:51:39
Like, I don't know.
00:51:40
I've never had a boner for like, vehicles. Really?
00:51:44
Yeah.
00:51:45
Like, if it looks cool.
00:51:46
Sure, but even then, it's like a I would do it in a NASCAR
00:51:49
going however fast, you know, like when it, when a lottery,
00:51:52
you actually get to ride in a NASCAR like between two pits during the race.
00:51:56
During a real race.
00:51:57
Yeah. Yeah. See that's just going to add extra body weight.
00:51:59
They're not going to like that. But if you could. Yeah. Right there.
00:52:02
What if they start doing that. Everyone gets someone in there.
00:52:04
This is a fictional entertainment. Everyone has a past.
00:52:07
But yes, we're not really all gay, even though we say that all the time either.
00:52:11
So all the time.
00:52:13
What? What do you say?
00:52:14
I'm sorry. I'm not. I'm speaking for myself. I'm sorry.
00:52:17
What did he say?
00:52:20
Do you want to?
00:52:21
It's funny, because I just happened to look down and I saw that.
00:52:23
And I don't know how often that's even been played, but I just put it up.
00:52:27
It's so we can play. What?
00:52:29
So we can play. What did he say?
00:52:31
Oh, what did he say?
00:52:33
I just happened to see that if I said it, just hit it.
00:52:36
Well, he didn't.
00:52:37
There's a new thing.
00:52:38
Do we even close?
00:52:40
We're in. The draw is drawing, George. We're drawing.
00:52:42
No, no, I think what I wanted him to say.
00:52:44
The name of the damn city.
00:52:46
Say the name of the city I already did.
00:52:48
Is it if you paid attention, if you watch the show?
00:52:51
I do, but I didn't.
00:52:51
Brooklyn, Michigan's draw picked up there eating in the dog's name. The.
00:52:55
Oh, you are in Brooklyn.
00:52:57
Yeah. Draw. Is it Brooklyn?
00:53:00
Yeah.
00:53:01
I had I thought miss was an island.
00:53:03
Oh my God.
00:53:05
See you there. So these are three. All
00:53:08
right, I'll go for the Rams.
00:53:10
This is month. They'll be three in the blue.
00:53:13
Well they're never asking so we'll be you from the jump.
00:53:17
Don't tell me where in the world Dr.
00:53:21
Drew.
00:53:21
Yo, Georgia, I don't give a crap about that.
00:53:25
You're not understanding that.
00:53:27
I couldn't care any less.
00:53:29
Thanks, Ryan.
00:53:33
What did he say?
00:53:35
Nothing, I don't care.
00:53:36
Is he okay?
00:53:37
There's, a me.
00:53:39
Let me. I'm in the movie office.
00:53:41
Yes. No.
00:53:42
Much much much, much like.
00:53:44
So where do you know me from?
00:53:48
Wait, this isn't a what he say, man?
00:53:51
Stop all your bum crying.
00:53:54
You know, I remember I used to touch jungle.
00:53:55
I really.
00:53:56
Oh, he did that. What did he say? You did?
00:53:59
You get so drunk, we catch you up on our mocha bush.
00:54:03
I'm like I was.
00:54:04
So once we go, I.
00:54:06
Once we go on rumble, I have 2 or 3 more.
00:54:08
What do you say you could do?
00:54:10
Yeah, yeah, but you have to go over to rumble.
00:54:11
Hold on.
00:54:12
Oh, camouflage. Caesar is for the road. Oh.
00:54:16
That was. Yeah. If anyone's watching on YouTube.
00:54:19
Rumble was my, like, a better donkey is YouTube.
00:54:21
Yeah. Let's get donkey years.
00:54:25
Last game I probably we probably just got banned.
00:54:27
I can't even say that it is.
00:54:28
All right. You know what? It's funny. Do you know what gets us banned more?
00:54:31
Not that. Not not saying gay saying Rumble.
00:54:36
They shadow banned
00:54:37
black people that say they're like the other.
00:54:40
Come on over to the other platform.
00:54:42
Yeah. Yeah.
00:54:43
But you do get so drunk.
00:54:45
They are working harder.
00:54:47
Come over to harder, harder. Mumble.
00:54:49
Why am I don't get joke up in here?
00:54:51
That's a serious
00:54:53
that's a serious teaser for what he say.
00:54:56
Yeah. Well, good.
00:54:56
You know what? He's a similar a long time.
00:54:59
I'm not sure. You gotta tune into Rumble to find out.
00:55:02
Yeah, yeah, I stopped by your bum block and
00:55:05
I 23 or 4, and,
00:55:08
I just love the Jamaican accent.
00:55:11
Mummy.
00:55:12
Yeah. It's down. It's fourth time through.
00:55:15
Well, it's even funnier to that.
00:55:16
There's a white guy there, sort of white guy talking a Jamaican.
00:55:20
He's a white guy with a strong Jamaican accent.
00:55:23
He. He's all the lingo.
00:55:24
Is that funny to you, though? Why is that funny to you?
00:55:27
Yeah, I know it doesn't matter.
00:55:29
Imagines imagines laughing white people.
00:55:32
Do you laugh every time you see an Asian speaking English?
00:55:34
Proper English like or a yes.
00:55:37
You're not supposed to talk like that, you know.
00:55:39
Look at that. You're supposed to go to
00:55:41
work right now.
00:55:42
How you supposed to go?
00:55:43
That's how I try to translate. You need you.
00:55:46
Could you.
00:55:50
Read you a kaku.
00:55:51
No h Nissan.
00:55:52
She go. You need you could you.
00:55:55
I told you the story before. It's the only reason I know that.
00:55:57
It's one thing to have in Japanese.
00:55:58
And the only reason I know that is exploratory language
00:56:00
in seventh grade, because we had a Jewish kid in our class,
00:56:02
and we always got excited when we got to the letter ten, which is Jew.
00:56:06
And so we would all you Jewish
00:56:09
nice, dude. Dude.
00:56:10
Yeah. He's a he was a he was our friend.
00:56:12
I mean yeah he was a nice he's a nice Jew.
00:56:14
You're saying.
00:56:16
Yeah.
00:56:16
But dude, the weird because he said he put up a,
00:56:20
he said he put up a Hanukkah tree and I'm like, dude, why?
00:56:22
Why are you beating our shit?
00:56:22
Why can't you come up with your own game like he's gonna get free?
00:56:26
I'm like, yeah, not cool.
00:56:29
Whoops.
00:56:30
Oh, no one's Torah.
00:56:32
Yeah, but no one's.
00:56:33
No one's fucking the dreidel.
00:56:35
No problem. There.
00:56:37
Oh, oh, there we go.
00:56:40
Real time.
00:56:41
Oh, I made you out of clay.
00:56:43
Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, dreidel I shall play.
00:56:49
Wow. Sexual assault on faith.
00:56:51
Geez, you got a rant about that?
00:56:53
Yeah.
00:56:54
Listen it.
00:56:58
Be careful. That's why we're here.
00:57:00
I think that's why I'm on YouTube.
00:57:03
You can't say that you have to say essay or.
00:57:06
Oh, really?
00:57:07
Stupid little letters for everything.
00:57:09
Because we're all children with.
00:57:11
What do you say, Mickey Mouse?
00:57:12
If I go out dressed like this, whatever happens to me is on me.
00:57:15
I am. Wait, sex. Mickey Mouse gloves.
00:57:19
It's my phone with,
00:57:22
Mickey.
00:57:23
Mickey mouse gloves on.
00:57:25
All right. Are you pro?
00:57:26
Sexual assault on campus is what you're trying to say.
00:57:28
I thought you were going to rant for it.
00:57:30
I that's would have been a little bit better.
00:57:33
You know what?
00:57:34
Security is so high.
00:57:35
There's cameras everywhere. It's.
00:57:36
No, I'm just kidding.
00:57:38
Yeah, but a lot of times it's not your average everyday.
00:57:41
Just. I'm going to take you behind the thing.
00:57:43
It's just, you know, somebody might have a little bit.
00:57:45
It's a day.
00:57:46
Look wise.
00:57:46
I should have done right. Yeah, yeah.
00:57:49
Coming out a little strong.
00:57:50
No, I did not.
00:57:51
Had this dude coax me all the way.
00:57:53
Me to you. You're supposed to always.
00:57:56
The woman is always right.
00:57:57
Never ever wrong.
00:58:00
Take all women seriously.
00:58:02
Something like that. Right.
00:58:03
Take them seriously. Behind the dumpster.
00:58:06
Okay? There are.
00:58:07
There's never been a full time of it.
00:58:10
Do you do things?
00:58:11
You're the producer.
00:58:13
What are you just doing?
00:58:14
We see the same things at the same time.
00:58:16
Then we're on the same page, is what it means. How do you say that?
00:58:20
I don't know how it looks like potato.
00:58:23
The Jamaican accent is called potato.
00:58:26
Stuck by your bum cry and potatoes.
00:58:30
I got here late. Did we.
00:58:31
Did we already use all the septic taint instead of septa?
00:58:35
It shouldn't.
00:58:36
I don't know, you didn't miss anything. I.
00:58:39
My monologue was a list of 59 books of the Bible.
00:58:45
I must have been Jesus.
00:58:46
I just heard you read Jesus.
00:58:48
I mean Jesus, not Jesus.
00:58:49
Jesus, I just I just read them all up.
00:58:52
Mozzarella were they all Old Testament?
00:58:54
They were all the old.
00:58:56
Yeah. Pepper.
00:58:57
Jack, did you had that one before?
00:58:58
Daniel. That doesn't exist.
00:59:01
You knock.
00:59:03
Yeah, that's the other one besides Enoch Martin Luther Ford.
00:59:08
Yeah, a couple Luther King has one too.
00:59:10
No. Martin are original.
00:59:12
Martin Luther got rid of a couple more books along the way.
00:59:15
I don't want to get into that.
00:59:16
That's not this type of show.
00:59:17
This show is not about religion, ever.
00:59:19
No. I kind of wanted to do a, Bible study.
00:59:25
The guided towards the atheist land.
00:59:29
We've got a, kid video about that.
00:59:31
Wait, they do do that?
00:59:33
I don't give a crap about that.
00:59:36
Some atheist, some Bible, a lot better than most Christians.
00:59:42
What?
00:59:43
It's true. Say that again. You bleeped.
00:59:46
Oh, sorry.
00:59:47
Some atheists know the Holy Scriptures better than some Christians.
00:59:53
Yeah.
00:59:53
No, we've we I've brought that up before.
00:59:55
And that's kind of a problem, right?
00:59:56
Don't you see that as being weird?
00:59:58
Is that not a problem?
01:00:00
I see that is weird.
01:00:01
And I do see that as a problem.
01:00:02
Wait, a problem for the atheists or problem for the scripture?
01:00:05
Yeah. It's like, oh, so who believes?
01:00:07
Neither do I actually believe in
01:00:08
if you're going to study it, that hurt the believers, right?
01:00:10
Exactly.
01:00:11
What are you believing if you don't know what the heck you talking about?
01:00:14
It sounds like you know a lot about it. Like what?
01:00:16
You answer. I kind of fell out.
01:00:18
I fell out and fell off is when it's like,
01:00:21
I really, really did some serious Bible studying.
01:00:24
And it got to the point where they're like,
01:00:26
well, the Bible is more like levels and you don't really understand it all.
01:00:29
It's like an onion, you know,
01:00:31
which is a good way to describe the difference between the two books.
01:00:33
The one is like a clear glass window.
01:00:37
You see everything. It's plain as day.
01:00:38
The law is this if you don't follow it, you're not in a good place.
01:00:43
But the other one, you know, it's I'm like,
01:00:44
I don't think if we had an all knowing God that he'd give us a mystery
01:00:47
that if you miss one layer, you burn in all eternity and fire.
01:00:50
You know, just people leave the it's just ignorant
01:00:53
to even posture that way because it's just God did not write any religion.
01:00:58
Single religion. No
01:01:00
posture at that way.
01:01:02
And he put this book together.
01:01:03
Here it is. This makes sense.
01:01:05
No, it was and and it says that he spoke things into existence.
01:01:09
Well, if nothing existed, including tongues and vibrating molecules,
01:01:13
you can't speak because that doesn't work.
01:01:17
There's so lost in translation. Like what?
01:01:20
Hold on. Wait.
01:01:20
Well, go back. Say that again. Say that again. You can't.
01:01:23
You can't wait.
01:01:24
You can't say these things into existence if nothing exists because.
01:01:29
But everything is spoken.
01:01:31
Any molecule
01:01:33
vibration is spoken into existence.
01:01:36
In what sense is everything spoken into?
01:01:40
Was what is cadabra, right?
01:01:43
What is the meaning?
01:01:44
What is speech?
01:01:45
You know what saying that vibration doesn't exist to us.
01:01:49
What is existence?
01:01:50
I'm ignorant.
01:01:50
Hold on.
01:01:51
Vibrating molecules. It's not in my world, so to speak.
01:01:54
I've never been introduced to it. Taught it.
01:01:57
It doesn't exist, right?
01:01:59
But as soon as it becomes in my purview, as soon as I say
01:02:02
it, or somebody else says it, it exists.
01:02:05
It exists.
01:02:06
Okay, okay. From your perspective. Okay, okay.
01:02:09
I can see that.
01:02:10
So there's this, a verse in Genesis.
01:02:13
It says the the earth was, void.
01:02:18
It was a shapeless void.
01:02:21
That is an incorrect, translation.
01:02:24
It was a shirtless boy.
01:02:26
What? It is a it was disc.
01:02:28
And if you flip away, you push a nuclear holocaust.
01:02:32
The reason we find green, green glass in that layer of of our archeological
01:02:38
digs, it's Joe, previous civilizations building themselves up
01:02:44
so they population planet Earth, up to zero.
01:02:48
Human humanoids.
01:02:51
And then
01:02:53
we got our our start and a leg up.
01:02:57
Humanoids repopulated,
01:03:00
starting with Cro-Magnon and Neanderthal.
01:03:03
And then then we come out of the thing.
01:03:06
Then in the beginning,
01:03:09
the pre mites.
01:03:10
I'm talking about the pre Edomites.
01:03:13
All right.
01:03:14
So the whole thing when it comes to alien intervention or humanoid,
01:03:18
just from outer space intervention, I hold on.
01:03:23
When you just said aliens, you just spoke them into existence.
01:03:27
It's weird how they knock it off the sun.
01:03:29
Somebody. No, somebody did that about everything.
01:03:31
We were goo at one point, if you believe that.
01:03:33
And then everything was either
01:03:35
discovered, invented or created or spoken into existence.
01:03:39
Spoken into existence.
01:03:41
We were very much good. Come on out of the.
01:03:43
Rollo. We have to go to God. Here he comes. Oh, my.
01:03:47
And what if there is some
01:03:48
kind of other religious huge story?
01:03:51
Whenever an imagination comes, they're like, okay, all right.
01:03:55
Yeah.
01:03:56
Was a guy with super strength until you cut his hair.
01:03:59
Come on.
01:04:00
No, no.
01:04:01
See, it's it's a cool story.
01:04:04
I say a concept and you connect.
01:04:05
You you you you.
01:04:07
What's that call when you minimize something with the Latin word.
01:04:11
Oh, I have to.
01:04:12
You ordered certain
01:04:13
you do that by grabbing the most ridiculous
01:04:16
fucking religious story and throwing that back like, no, there's
01:04:20
no possible way that just thinking something is.
01:04:23
And, Topic judges 13 through 16 look it up.
01:04:28
Oh, shit. You got.
01:04:29
Let me see your notes.
01:04:30
They're all Bible verses, aren't they?
01:04:33
Yes, it's a note you ought to.
01:04:34
Sure do. I love it.
01:04:37
I'm just saying that all I said was
01:04:39
that we had these words, that creation or
01:04:44
engineering or design, but then we think that there's somebody
01:04:47
like fucking cobblestones, bing, bing bing making stuff right?
01:04:51
Yeah, but maybe it's not. Maybe it's not.
01:04:52
Maybe there's a much more organic way that people do.
01:04:57
They think of a god.
01:04:57
People do it in seven days.
01:05:00
It's a man in the sky. Yeah.
01:05:01
They think of the way we played this. There was a Joe Rogan clip from last year.
01:05:04
What if it was created with a process
01:05:06
built within a rules set of rules in physics,
01:05:09
but when you only when you're in this realm do you have to follow those rules
01:05:13
in physics.
01:05:13
Other than that, all bets are off
01:05:15
and it's stuff you couldn't even possibly explain.
01:05:16
Colors.
01:05:17
We've never even seen, directions we don't even know.
01:05:20
Tastes, colors, people, feelings that we don't even know.
01:05:25
Are we aware we go?
01:05:26
Are we aware? Go back? Probably go back to that.
01:05:28
When we're here, we're not aware of those realms.
01:05:31
We go back to obviously most likely we're not aware here to.
01:05:35
And because there's no connection and no memory and no right,
01:05:38
no reflection, no recollection, you always say, in what sense is that me?
01:05:42
Then to you? Yeah.
01:05:43
It can't possibly be any connection, which there's got to be something in between.
01:05:47
That's my imagine imagine describing does not have to advance
01:05:52
from an answer perspective.
01:05:54
It's grand Grand theft auto
01:05:56
the video your it's the and thing
01:05:59
like imagine if you ascended and stopped being an ant.
01:06:02
Do you care about the ants?
01:06:04
The rumble bots here?
01:06:07
Oh, a little bit.
01:06:08
I don't want to stay the fuck away from the rumble. What?
01:06:10
Oh well, yeah, well, that's an easy argument.
01:06:13
It depends. Everyone cares about ants to different levels.
01:06:15
Some to an extreme ridiculous level, some to a mean level that's wasteful.
01:06:19
And probably even if it was rumble right.
01:06:21
Like our version of hackle fish.
01:06:23
I mean, it depends on if she touched you when you were a kid.
01:06:25
You know?
01:06:27
So if you're Bernie Sanders but your first, like,
01:06:30
somehow finding their little ant penis, that's a whole new set of evil.
01:06:33
That's what. That's exactly what I was saying.
01:06:34
Thanks.
01:06:35
You shouldn't do that penis.
01:06:38
Oh. I'm sorry.
01:06:39
I mean, like you said, we care about ants to the level.
01:06:42
You mean that we despise them and burn them? Or just.
01:06:45
We're just indifferent? We don't. They don't even exist to us.
01:06:47
Another thing, another example.
01:06:48
Unless there's a level of microscopic ant right?
01:06:51
Or being that we don't even know. Right?
01:06:54
All around, it's millions of microorganisms.
01:06:57
Yeah.
01:06:58
If the ants are making little piles and are in the driveway or they're getting
01:07:01
into the house and eating shit, then yes, we care about the ants.
01:07:04
Otherwise they can go fuck themselves.
01:07:07
Brady, we've got to turn.
01:07:09
Let's turn. Oh, yeah. Collect piling up.
01:07:12
Do you think the ants care about us?
01:07:15
Yes. No.
01:07:18
Do they care about the bottom of our boot?
01:07:20
Maybe.
01:07:21
No, but they care about the food we got in their houses.
01:07:23
Where is the clip?
01:07:26
So the kid recorded
01:07:30
that tree before.
01:07:32
What a terrible way to introduce the kid segment.
01:07:34
I know we have something here,
01:07:35
but you can't tease that footage and then not show the clip.
01:07:40
But you can show the clips that you want.
01:07:44
So, I would like to see what the flow.
01:07:47
It's usually at this time we do one of those other things,
01:07:49
but we won't do that. We'll do the kid. That's fine.
01:07:51
We can do with any of those other things.
01:07:53
The kid is there. Yeah.
01:07:54
Let's do the kid. Oh, no. Let's do the kid.
01:08:04
Deer.
01:08:05
The clergy.
01:08:07
I am very.
01:08:08
You're mocking me, aren't you?
01:08:10
I'm very close to my older sister's three sons,
01:08:12
especially Lucas, who is 38.
01:08:16
He and I have communicated often and have seen each other.
01:08:19
We live in different states over the years.
01:08:22
In a way, he has. I have been his confidant.
01:08:25
I hate people who use that word.
01:08:27
He knows I love him.
01:08:30
Lucas is a professional in a big city,
01:08:32
and Gary thinks somebody who uses a big word is pretentious.
01:08:35
Does anybody else? Yeah.
01:08:36
That's right.
01:08:39
Hypocritical. Pretentious.
01:08:41
I don't use that word. Sorry.
01:08:42
Big words like pretentious.
01:08:44
Lucas is a professional big city.
01:08:45
It hurts. Excellent money.
01:08:47
He is well liked and enjoys going out with friends.
01:08:50
We haven't seen each other.
01:08:50
Ironic if that's the word. I was going to think.
01:08:53
And our phones stop interrupting.
01:08:55
Traditions have dwindled to nothing.
01:08:57
When I spoke with him briefly a month ago, he was visiting my sister.
01:09:02
He shared that he was having a hard time and he said he would call.
01:09:07
I reached out, but he has not responded.
01:09:08
A month ago, his brother Jesus Christ shut up bitch.
01:09:12
A month ago, his brother's wife confided to me that Lucas has lost
01:09:15
a lot of weight and has been struggling with a method addiction.
01:09:18
I was shocked and can
01:09:20
contacted his
01:09:21
brother to confirm that this was was true.
01:09:24
I almost hopped on a plane to see Lucas, but it's clear that he's avoiding me.
01:09:29
My family typically handles things with a don't ask, don't tell strategy.
01:09:33
I'm very much upfront.
01:09:34
I'm a licensed mediator who look at you.
01:09:38
I have also learned much about addiction, and I'm very concerned about Lucas.
01:09:43
I have been having stress dreams about this.
01:09:45
I am also struggling
01:09:47
with letting my sister know, but I've been wanting to speak with Lucas.
01:09:51
I'd really appreciate any advice you'd have saved worried
01:09:56
in, and we're an aunt in California.
01:10:00
Oh, and see the time.
01:10:03
Sounds like the aunt wants to speak for the nephew, but
01:10:06
wants him to clean up from the crack first.
01:10:08
Or crystal meth regardless.
01:10:11
Yeah, you should probably have a nephew who,
01:10:13
out of his crack is meth addiction.
01:10:17
Definitely. Yeah, but she doesn't.
01:10:18
He doesn't want to talk to her. He's not reaching back out. So.
01:10:20
Yeah, that's when you just go down there.
01:10:23
Force an intervention first.
01:10:26
Intervention is actually my my cause of action here.
01:10:29
Otherwise you just lose a.
01:10:32
I mean, how much does he like?
01:10:34
Are they really that close?
01:10:35
Like, it sounds like he doesn't really doesn't want her opinion.
01:10:40
It does suck.
01:10:41
Are you bitch?
01:10:42
That's, people who are hard to love need love the most.
01:10:46
Maybe he just wants to do some math and hang out.
01:10:49
I mean, what's it to her?
01:10:53
I don't like him doing as much meth is.
01:10:55
He's doing.
01:10:56
He's going to ruin his teeth.
01:10:57
Like what stainless tooth is this? Like?
01:11:00
Are you, like, getting, like, is this kind of like, your religion obsession?
01:11:04
That's like, I am such religion, but
01:11:08
I know, but you you trying to cure
01:11:10
religious people of their religiousness is like, you like this, this stuff.
01:11:14
It's called religiosity.
01:11:16
But okay.
01:11:16
Yeah, I know, but the fact that you just wouldn't let.
01:11:20
Oh, just let him do math. Like you just kept avoiding it.
01:11:22
You're like, no, no, it's not that. His teeth are going to fall out.
01:11:24
Like, that's the same adage you take towards,
01:11:26
like trying to convince someone of not to be religious.
01:11:29
Like, that's you're saying I'm sure you went through.
01:11:32
It's just weird how that's you.
01:11:33
Do you equate them to be the same thing?
01:11:36
It's a problem.
01:11:37
You do you consider it like a religious do you consider like an addiction?
01:11:42
Like it's bad for people.
01:11:43
Religious addiction? Yeah.
01:11:45
Do you know why they have to go back every single week?
01:11:50
Because I need my church.
01:11:53
No, because they.
01:11:54
Otherwise they wouldn't get any more money.
01:11:57
So there is that.
01:11:59
But, if you're not constantly indoctrinated, you'll go.
01:12:04
Wait a minute. That doesn't make sense.
01:12:07
I don't even buy a large fish and then survive again.
01:12:12
The stomach acids.
01:12:14
It's so good.
01:12:15
What I love.
01:12:17
So I also, I,
01:12:22
I like how much I love
01:12:28
so I love oh, oh,
01:12:37
don't you start on the logistics of the Noah's Ark.
01:12:41
Like, no matter who's talking, you turn to somebody.
01:12:44
Speaking of indoctrination is all I was thinking.
01:12:47
No matter who was talking during that drop, that drip
01:12:49
always drowns everyone out.
01:12:51
So I didn't even challenge it.
01:12:53
Okay. That's that's the point.
01:12:55
I'm pretty sure.
01:12:57
Don't get me wrong, they're lovely stories.
01:12:59
I love them, I like them, I like
01:13:02
that story to the what about cultural Christianity?
01:13:06
What cultural Christian?
01:13:08
That's why these, like, these books matter.
01:13:10
Because, like, there's a cultural drug
01:13:13
addiction.
01:13:14
Yeah. There is.
01:13:15
If you've ever been to Alaska, my guys.
01:13:18
Cultural drug addiction. Yeah.
01:13:20
The whole freaking I use, I use unsweetened sugar in my coffee.
01:13:25
Natural drug addiction.
01:13:26
There's people who are drug culture,
01:13:29
cultural, Christian.
01:13:30
I hear unsweetened sugar, unsweetened. Sure.
01:13:32
Oh like unleaded gasoline.
01:13:34
Well, we got to have sugar on the table.
01:13:36
Otherwise the world's going to be bitter. I mean, we got to have sugar.
01:13:38
I don't believe in the sugar, but everybody else has to.
01:13:42
I, I believe in sugar.
01:13:44
I don't what to say what my analogy sugar was Christianity.
01:13:48
If that's why it's trendy that I ask the most intelligent
01:13:53
being on the planet, off the planet
01:13:56
that we know if Moses were the real.
01:13:59
If Moses was a historical figure,
01:14:01
it doesn't necessarily negate the Bible's existence or value as a real text.
01:14:05
The Bible is a collection, a collection of religious, historical,
01:14:07
and moral writings
01:14:08
that has shaped cultures, laws, and belief systems for thousands of years.
01:14:12
Whether Moses was a literal person or a symbolic figure,
01:14:15
the Bible still holds
01:14:15
significance as a religious document and a piece of literature.
01:14:19
I'll read you.
01:14:20
For believers, the Bible's teachings and stories often convey truths
01:14:23
and lessons that go beyond the literal historical accuracy of its characters.
01:14:29
You know, like on tangible things that you can't
01:14:31
touch, things that are not physical, things that you can't explain, comprehend,
01:14:34
or put into some law or physical being, or even explain or write down.
01:14:38
I said all that.
01:14:41
I missed it.
01:14:41
From a historical or academic perspective, the Bible can be analyzed
01:14:45
for its cultural, sociological, philosophical contributions,
01:14:48
regardless of the factual existence of individual figures like Moses.
01:14:53
Yeah, yeah, he didn't have to exist.
01:14:55
That's not a deal breaker.
01:14:57
I never said that was a deal breaker.
01:14:58
I would just want to, like, expose the truths that I hear.
01:15:01
You use that a lot, though, because there's
01:15:03
because there's no other outside of the Bible
01:15:07
historical account of Moses than
01:15:11
religious.
01:15:12
You know, God probably doesn't exist.
01:15:13
It would be hard to find extra biblical,
01:15:16
texts about someone from 2000 years ago.
01:15:19
Really? They would say.
01:15:21
And I said that earlier, I have a hard time taking any
01:15:24
has any accuracy at all in books that were written.
01:15:27
So I know you to do an exercise, write a story about something that happened
01:15:33
13 Mondays ago.
01:15:35
Right? Right.
01:15:36
I got a little kid at 1300 years ago.
01:15:39
Yeah, I know,
01:15:42
yeah.
01:15:43
Well, you don't necessarily brag about who's got the oldest
01:15:47
bread in their cupboard, but to have an old text,
01:15:52
like the, the Koran was written
01:15:55
roughly, 600 in the
01:15:59
the common era, but the.
01:16:03
I don't believe in anything that isn't in stone.
01:16:07
And and wait.
01:16:08
And I don't believe everything in stone.
01:16:11
Right.
01:16:12
So there's the kind of uniform tablets they were actually showing
01:16:16
that you should do. Yeah, we should, we should.
01:16:19
And, I think they did that because they didn't have paper technology.
01:16:24
I mean, there was papyrus and there was animal skins,
01:16:27
but they did it so that they would be saved.
01:16:30
Why would they even bother doing any of the process
01:16:34
if they didn't think what they were writing was important, let alone true?
01:16:39
I could I could
01:16:40
just, in my own imagination, come up with a few reasons
01:16:44
controlling a populace, just gaining fame.
01:16:48
Okay,
01:16:50
being like those being smart stories are from all over the place.
01:16:54
The reason they built the pyramids? Yes.
01:16:57
And they just seen running through them, even though there was no way
01:17:01
they could have had any contact with one another in different languages down
01:17:06
one on one instance of one time, like.
01:17:12
Tino.
01:17:14
Yeah.
01:17:14
See, I,
01:17:15
I don't mean to insult any of my family or anybody that does that, but I do.
01:17:19
I definitely want to insult them.
01:17:21
I yeah.
01:17:23
So I, I, I appreciate I don't mind helping your family shape
01:17:26
the fact that they can go all in on something and be like,
01:17:30
wow, you know, that takes conviction to convince yourself.
01:17:32
I'm like, wow, that's even fortitude.
01:17:34
But then on the other hand, I agree with Ryan 100% that
01:17:37
it's kind of a mental defect, right?
01:17:40
Is it though?
01:17:41
Is it though. Yeah, I think it is.
01:17:43
Yeah. I, I, I'm going to get in a lot of trouble over on YouTube.
01:17:46
I may be able to save it, but I don't compare it
01:17:47
to playing dress up or imagining you're something you're not. Yep.
01:17:51
And all that. Yeah.
01:17:52
Like if you're doing anything, but if it makes it makes you feel better,
01:17:56
right? You'll agree with that. If it makes you feel better than it's okay to do it.
01:17:59
So which ironically, is like all the religions preach against,
01:18:02
but they're that's exactly what they're kind of doing
01:18:07
playing the sport.
01:18:08
If you're playing a sport, do you not want to win?
01:18:11
Yes, I do, I do, I not one way.
01:18:13
That's if you know. Yes. I do not know.
01:18:16
If you know you're not going to win, don't
01:18:17
you still want to believe that you're going to win?
01:18:20
Yeah, I know that superstition doesn't matter if you believe it or not.
01:18:24
It matters if you're harming it.
01:18:27
Why is that so?
01:18:28
Oh, I just heard the Jordan Peterson perspective.
01:18:31
Whether that is a useful
01:18:34
fiction, something you want to avoid.
01:18:36
Why is it because of the useful fiction void?
01:18:39
Because humanity.
01:18:41
If we were stuck in things that are completely fake,
01:18:43
we'd still be sitting in a cave worrying
01:18:45
about the phantoms and everything inside the cave.
01:18:48
The truth will set you free.
01:18:50
But at one point, when. Shit. Wait a minute.
01:18:53
I don't know what this stuff is.
01:18:54
Those are sticks on a tree and they don't attack us.
01:18:56
We are smarter than the sticks. And they evolved a tiny bit.
01:18:59
And a tiny bit like, what are these things?
01:19:01
There's a gas in a hole there.
01:19:02
And you do this and it turns on, and then you put this here,
01:19:05
and then you get high, like, what is this shit? Who came up with this?
01:19:07
This is all science fiction.
01:19:10
Give me this much higher.
01:19:12
So high.
01:19:15
Oh, oh, oh.
01:19:18
Is that, oh, can we do much worse?
01:19:24
Oh, I.
01:19:27
Oh oh,
01:19:32
Gary, you laugh, but we get flagged for that.
01:19:34
Yeah. Lewis
01:19:35
Clark says any what does that anything is indistinguishable from any say.
01:19:40
There's say there's another planet.
01:19:42
Say this planet blows up and we no longer okay.
01:19:44
And there's another planet where another species
01:19:46
and they're like, hey,
01:19:47
there was this planet that existed one time where there was these like
01:19:51
two legged, two armed, and they smoked weed and they did podcast
01:19:54
and they'd be like, no, there wasn't like, you're making that up.
01:19:56
They never existed like it does. Sounds foolish.
01:19:59
Like final gibber.
01:20:00
These are the voyages of the flange jibber enterprise.
01:20:03
It's five year jibber jabber.
01:20:05
Strange new disappointment to speak out.
01:20:07
New life and new gibber for boldly where no one has gibber before.
01:20:12
That's creatively gibber.
01:20:13
We're no jibber jibber jabber that's new, I like it. No.
01:20:18
Is it? It is.
01:20:19
No, no. It's just. Oh, well, I don't know. Where am I
01:20:22
said something about exploring space in a way.
01:20:24
Not here.
01:20:25
As for.
01:20:30
Dear clergy,
01:20:32
I have been in a relationship for more than a year.
01:20:34
We met at the gym.
01:20:36
We have similar interests and are both normally caring and loving to each other.
01:20:40
We also have senses, similar senses of humor.
01:20:43
We moved in together too quickly after only six months.
01:20:46
Our attempt at blending our kids and families has hit a lot of hard bumps.
01:20:52
He is a very assertive and aggressive parent.
01:20:56
Well, I'm the opposite.
01:20:57
He has helped me with pointers and advice on taming my two boys attitudes.
01:21:03
My two boys attitudes, boys and both have changed
01:21:07
the attitudes is he had before and are doing good.
01:21:12
But the problem is, my boyfriend has become controlling to the point that
01:21:15
when anyone seems a little disrespectful or doesn't do what they're supposed
01:21:19
to, or told to do, he gets in the middle of it.
01:21:24
When we have an argument.
01:21:25
If we disagree on something, he curses at me or calls me names.
01:21:28
This has been become a deal breaker for me, he says.
01:21:32
I spoil, he says I spoil and cuddle my kids, which is a deal breaker for him.
01:21:37
He always apologizes afterwards, but then he does it again.
01:21:41
This has been obvious, but this is.
01:21:44
But is this as clear as I'm thinking that we should break up?
01:21:48
Signed. Somewhat hopeless.
01:21:51
Hey. Somewhat hopeless.
01:21:52
Listen, a lot of people benefit from military training,
01:21:56
and they they turn out very responsible.
01:22:00
Honest, hardworking people.
01:22:03
Your boyfriend is
01:22:04
saving them for years of their life.
01:22:08
It is.
01:22:10
He's helping.
01:22:11
It's. It's helpful.
01:22:14
What he's doing is right.
01:22:15
Discipline.
01:22:17
Everyone needs it.
01:22:19
I could have benefited from military service,
01:22:23
but, you know, I'm, Every military guy
01:22:29
I encounter has got their crap together,
01:22:33
and I'm barely holding on to the real you encounter.
01:22:37
How many guys you encounter. Really?
01:22:38
Because the only one I know isn't with us anymore.
01:22:41
Yeah, you're right about that.
01:22:42
A lot of guys, but I don't have the mental fortitude to take my own life.
01:22:47
I like that that takes dedication to the effort.
01:22:50
You know?
01:22:51
Now, I don't have that follow through.
01:22:53
I can't I can't pull a hangnail.
01:22:59
I don't know.
01:23:06
If it is touching,
01:23:08
it's beautiful.
01:23:08
I thought he was going to start talking about he's
01:23:11
just to just didn't have the fortitude to have a little flower.
01:23:14
How are we allowed to say it?
01:23:16
UN alive yourself?
01:23:18
UN alive. Nice, I think.
01:23:20
No, Show the kid.
01:23:24
What did he say?
01:23:26
What did he say?
01:23:27
What are you going to show you?
01:23:29
Can I just go right now? And.
01:23:31
Oh, why did he say you're. What did he say?
01:23:33
It's not to scare the veterans.
01:23:35
Yeah, I should tend to say.
01:23:36
Oh, my water is thinner than you have to skin you. Now.
01:23:39
You can't really do any catwalk.
01:23:41
So what do you think?
01:23:42
It's good to bring some good fucking firmed up views.
01:23:46
Not fun.
01:23:46
With some horror movie with again is gold some people use like Viagra.
01:23:52
You need it, I think.
01:23:53
Not enjoying the I got enough for scream.
01:23:57
Oh yeah. Naked but like always right there.
01:24:01
Good advice.
01:24:04
Right.
01:24:05
And I got to say to I say Guinness stout he says Guinness stout.
01:24:09
Guinness don't
01:24:12
I don't know.
01:24:12
I like I like the way they sound.
01:24:15
It sounds cool to me.
01:24:17
I like trying to figure out what they're saying.
01:24:19
And I can read the caption.
01:24:21
And it took me 18 tries to figure out
01:24:24
that what is going on is just abbreviated.
01:24:27
The one what we got was like, do we talk on Rumble?
01:24:31
Way better ones join us.
01:24:33
So do you like it the way me talk?
01:24:35
Well, give the YouTube friends one kid video at least, which.
01:24:39
So we need to, the in order which
01:24:42
before we go on YouTube, we got to get political a little bit.
01:24:45
So we've been bringing you different political ads.
01:24:47
I got one more political ad I think I've made up my mind
01:24:50
and who I'm voting for, because this is one hell of a convincing ad
01:24:54
vote.
01:24:54
Cheddar Bay 2024.
01:24:56
Because when it comes, biscuits rise, America thrives.
01:25:00
So come in now for a chance to win four years of free Red lobster.
01:25:05
Because one bite.
01:25:06
Wait, they're going out of business.
01:25:08
At least for dinner.
01:25:10
Is that an old commercial?
01:25:11
No, that's brand new.
01:25:12
Obviously. That's ballsy. Dude.
01:25:15
Like a month ago, they said they're going bankrupt.
01:25:17
Going to close all their stores.
01:25:18
Now they're giving away four years of something.
01:25:20
Do you see the problem in that?
01:25:22
That's so political. Is it?
01:25:24
Why can't you give us that?
01:25:25
I know well, he knows cheddar Bay biscuits rule.
01:25:28
What do you mean? They're going on a bit. How can they go on a business?
01:25:30
They've just started going because, so we we covered.
01:25:33
So do you watch the show?
01:25:35
Because we. I've never seen it.
01:25:36
We had breaking news in a couple episodes.
01:25:38
We had breaking news on it.
01:25:39
I was like, oh, I explained with the news story and some references
01:25:43
that the problem was, is they have a day that's free or all, you can eat something.
01:25:48
I don't know if it's shrimp or lobster and the shrimp.
01:25:51
You don't know anything.
01:25:52
I don't I don't do Red lobster, that's the problem.
01:25:56
But yeah.
01:25:57
Anyway, so the endless shrimp, it's not that they went broke selling them
01:26:00
the shrimp.
01:26:01
It's just that anybody that likes Red lobster doesn't go on any other day.
01:26:06
Other six days of the week, they're just done.
01:26:09
I don't care about endless shrimp.
01:26:11
It's just shrimp.
01:26:13
Okay? I got a lot.
01:26:15
Apparently, so many people did it that they went out of business.
01:26:20
I like being the only white person in a restaurant.
01:26:23
Well, cheddar Bay biscuits, 2024.
01:26:26
So what did he say?
01:26:29
Literally 2024.
01:26:36
Did you do Davis?
01:26:37
That was your that was your political video?
01:26:40
Yep. Yeah, that was it. Why?
01:26:42
I just wanted to be sure.
01:26:44
So this doesn't get the intro, but I'm going to play this one.
01:26:46
Oh who is this fagot?
01:26:49
I like that guy.
01:26:50
Yeah, yeah.
01:26:52
And then this is Joe Love.
01:26:54
That's Java behind our love.
01:26:57
My grow up.
01:26:58
I, we're about to go get the kid.
01:27:00
I never will tell us.
01:27:02
We're just the say by Joe live on
01:27:05
in this corner
01:27:06
at 123 pounds, with safety glasses and a will to not just milk, but
01:27:11
also their hands and even though the kid
01:27:14
was beyond years, I know kids are there.
01:27:18
Are there any kids involved?
01:27:20
Oh, here again, as always.
01:27:24
Who kids been working?
01:27:26
The Gary, I'm the kid.
01:27:28
And, I think we've got a score to settle.
01:27:30
I think you were called the poster.
01:27:31
Yeah.
01:27:32
Yeah, that's right.
01:27:33
In the, podcast last week, you called me a poser.
01:27:36
I think it was draw for,
01:27:38
Oh, it sure wasn't.
01:27:39
Oh, because I was wearing his F1 shirt.
01:27:40
I know that hurt my feelings, buddy.
01:27:42
I see, like, LED Zeppelin. I like LED Zeppelin.
01:27:44
I like him a lot. Zeppelin for is my favorite. Obviously.
01:27:47
This is for everybody.
01:27:49
I don't know a lot of their other albums outside of that.
01:27:51
I mean, I know of them, but I don't go out of my way to listen to,
01:27:54
Would they make your Mount Rushmore?
01:27:56
The bands? Oh, shit.
01:27:59
Dan, we got a segment inside
01:28:01
of Mount Rushmore where they are not ranked one through four.
01:28:05
It is just I don't
01:28:08
I don't have shirts of bands that I don't my I don't I'd have to think about it.
01:28:13
I'll tell you, my little Beatles to listen to Pink Floyd relaxed up there.
01:28:18
Yeah, yeah.
01:28:19
Here's where I follow, segment inside of and White Horse.
01:28:23
White horse.
01:28:24
I don't know what.
01:28:26
Luke, you said most of McClellan's work.
01:28:28
They had white horse solo careers.
01:28:30
Dude, you are the.
01:28:32
I said not,
01:28:34
but they are.
01:28:36
And they're.
01:28:38
I want to check them out.
01:28:38
I don't know, kill the segment.
01:28:40
White horse out there in stark white.
01:28:42
What's their big song?
01:28:44
I don't they don't have one.
01:28:49
Solo careers.
01:28:50
Before they got married and started White Horse.
01:28:52
They're not from White Horse, but they are from Canada and they are fantastic.
01:28:57
I want to check them out.
01:28:58
I don't know okay, so I'm assuming your first two are going to be white
01:29:02
Beatles was White Horse the Band and Spinal Tap?
01:29:05
Yeah for sure. No, I, I like the Beatles.
01:29:08
I'm not the biggest Beatles fan, but are you getting a song
01:29:11
on Mount Rushmore just because of how feel they are?
01:29:13
Correct. Pink Floyd is the best band ever.
01:29:16
What? I don't think anybody can argue that.
01:29:18
So the king got to be on the Mount Rushmore.
01:29:21
Okay.
01:29:21
And then I was thinking, I feel like Black Sabbath
01:29:23
should be on there just because of the like.
01:29:25
Like they made the metal genre.
01:29:27
And I was.
01:29:28
Yeah, I like reflection. Yes. Yeah.
01:29:30
You know, I just got him on because he would know it's true.
01:29:33
But I don't like him. I think it's you have to do that.
01:29:36
So he would I've been thinking about it. Oh right.
01:29:38
By two artists right now that I'm kind of weighing or either Chuck
01:29:41
Berry or Bob Dylan, and I have no perspective.
01:29:45
The Beatles,
01:29:46
where they just, you know, they did a lot for the like for music in general.
01:29:50
I would lean more towards that. The back of a truck.
01:29:53
What are we looking at?
01:29:54
Yeah.
01:29:54
And I'm worried that Bob
01:29:56
Dylan is more of a singer songwriter that couldn't frigging God.
01:30:00
Yeah. No he's not.
01:30:01
Are they okay with that?
01:30:02
It leaves a lot to be desired for sure. So.
01:30:05
So there you have for secrets, Gary.
01:30:08
Take care. Adios.
01:30:11
No. If I'm going to get fired for anything, it'd be calling.
01:30:13
All right, gay fat Jeremy.
01:30:17
Gay fat black Jeremy,
01:30:20
there aren't any black people that are made a rubber.
01:30:22
Not one.
01:30:24
I found some white horse. You guys ready?
01:30:26
Yeah.
01:30:26
Hit it.
01:30:30
What did he say?
01:30:33
That's not the
01:30:34
issue of you rich.
01:30:38
No. You got.
01:30:39
That's not.
01:30:42
That's not white or.
01:30:45
Oh, ride the white pony or something like that.
01:30:49
Which
01:30:51
they'll ride the white horse to be.
01:30:59
This is stupid, you know.
01:31:01
Right.
01:31:04
What are you doing?
01:31:05
Oh, man.
01:31:07
Right.
01:31:07
Party.
01:31:10
Wait, I think I know what that means.
01:31:13
I just got that.
01:31:14
I just now got that so that the wrong white horse.
01:31:17
That's what came up, right?
01:31:18
Right here. Right.
01:31:19
Wait for the white horse they're talking about.
01:31:21
There is cocaine. I believe.
01:31:24
Really?
01:31:24
Oh, that. We thought it was.
01:31:25
You know, I thought it was a penis that would. Oh.
01:31:32
Or maybe the white porn.
01:31:35
With the cocaine?
01:31:36
I'm not sure, but it's a drug song for sure.
01:31:41
For sure.
01:31:42
It's called White Horse.
01:31:44
Oh, white horse, one word.
01:31:47
White horse. It's not what the word.
01:31:48
Well, look up, Lucy's route to set.
01:31:51
Long haul driver.
01:31:52
Just like once we went over,
01:31:54
we we never finished the Mount Rushmore of band segment.
01:31:57
Oh, well, it's Pink Floyd, maybe Guns and Roses, white Horse.
01:32:02
Yep. Stop saying that. Nonsense.
01:32:05
This is a show.
01:32:06
We have some integrity.
01:32:07
I mean, come on, man,
01:32:09
the rock and roll Mount Rushmore,
01:32:12
I any normal musician would say that's an impossible question to answer.
01:32:16
What do you. What do you mean, money wise?
01:32:17
What I like hardest, hardest to play, to listen to or to play the I still can't.
01:32:22
I mean, I keep going Motley Crue, Def Leppard, LED
01:32:26
Zeppelin, this is your own personal and, Leonard.
01:32:30
So yeah, because, like, I hate white horror songs.
01:32:33
I despise the Beatles,
01:32:34
but I understand that probably number one, I like one roll Driver, that one song.
01:32:39
Listen to him.
01:32:41
You guys overlook the Rolling Stones.
01:32:42
They have more music than anyone, you know.
01:32:45
Songs called White Horse.
01:32:47
Mick Jagger,
01:32:49
I, I see, that's what I'm saying.
01:32:51
Mount Rushmore is.
01:32:52
I guess if it's your Mount Rushmore,
01:32:53
it has to be bands that you listen to and like.
01:32:55
Is that the point?
01:32:56
It's not just the best, most popular, biggest, best.
01:32:59
I want to give an honorable mention to Aerosmith.
01:33:03
Does that help?
01:33:04
I don't want to say mine
01:33:05
because it'll be embarrassing because they're not good bands.
01:33:09
Here's someone like Batman
01:33:11
favorites, one far below who make it.
01:33:14
That's them, is it?
01:33:18
Yes. That's them.
01:33:19
That is just like.
01:33:21
Are you kidding me? No, there's a rock band.
01:33:24
They're talking about a rock band.
01:33:25
Since they're rock fans, we're playing.
01:33:29
Yeah, this is the unplugged.
01:33:31
Oh, you found the one on one.
01:33:32
That's good.
01:33:33
But the only thing that's available.
01:33:36
And when there's a freight train running through the middle of.
01:33:39
My name is the best guitar player on planet Earth.
01:33:44
Why does I suck?
01:33:47
Yeah.
01:33:48
Oh, well, he started a thread is thrashing a little.
01:33:51
Let's see if he gets in or
01:33:54
he's gonna be like, he's a very good guitar player.
01:33:56
Here we go, here we go here sometimes.
01:33:59
Come on. Took a
01:34:02
here we are.
01:34:03
Stop singing a little bit.
01:34:05
So good.
01:34:06
Well, it's a freight train.
01:34:09
What are they singing about? Here we go.
01:34:11
This is a cover right?
01:34:13
Yeah.
01:34:14
Why are the sheets all soaking wet?
01:34:17
Because it's warm out.
01:34:19
I was asking drawn. Oh, yeah. This sucks.
01:34:27
You just shoot that.
01:34:29
Oh, good. Oh.
01:34:35
Who? What did I not tell you about his guitar playing?
01:34:38
He is good
01:34:40
at the singer songwriter shows.
01:34:43
Every single singer songwriter has him play lead guitar.
01:34:47
Every single one of every genre.
01:34:49
Because, like, best guitar player.
01:34:52
Yeah.
01:34:53
I'm blown away that neither one of you would.
01:34:55
You picked eight just because you can.
01:34:57
None of you put a rap performer on your Mount Rushmore,
01:35:00
I know, right and roll band don't even know about Rushmore.
01:35:03
No, I only it's not a rock and roll bands.
01:35:06
Gary, can you pull up the rules for the Mount Rushmore?
01:35:09
Is it is it allowed to put rap performers on the,
01:35:12
you know, Rushmore of rappers?
01:35:15
It's cool. J.
01:35:17
Eminem.
01:35:18
All right, so here's the most dickish thing.
01:35:20
I'm on mine. So how about that?
01:35:22
Okay. Oh, yeah.
01:35:25
So that's that's weird, right?
01:35:27
Gurgling it.
01:35:31
I'm pretty sure the most, most.
01:35:33
See, I mean, you guys, you ingest your own content, right?
01:35:35
You watch the show. So it's not weird for a musician to.
01:35:38
I work to the show.
01:35:39
I usually swallow my own goo. You duh.
01:35:42
Siri. Voice streaming or recording?
01:35:45
Nat, like, now, is that why you're always from just the armpits up?
01:35:52
Your jacuzzi.
01:35:53
Stop.
01:35:55
Yeah. You don't.
01:35:55
You see, there's a follow up kid video to that.
01:35:58
He has an addendum to his Mount Rushmore,
01:36:02
and then there's a real. I'm.
01:36:06
I'm biting my lip.
01:36:07
I may have sneak peek.
01:36:08
That's so hard for me not to reveal.
01:36:11
I, I did, I did good, right?
01:36:12
I haven't said a fucking word.
01:36:14
Yeah, okay. Not ruin anything yet.
01:36:17
Ruin nothing? No. Just in general, even if you look, you're definitely.
01:36:20
He's still ruined everything. There's a flow.
01:36:23
It's funny you say
01:36:24
that because I, I, I appreciate that you're welcome.
01:36:28
I enlighten people, Gary.
01:36:30
You need to right the over there.
01:36:33
The Gary.
01:36:34
All right.
01:36:34
These are like my goggles on all of your work shirts.
01:36:38
You need to write the above of Gary. Okay?
01:36:41
Yeah.
01:36:41
Safety first is a child's,
01:36:45
protection company.
01:36:46
Yeah. That's why it's the kid. Motherfucker.
01:36:49
Are there any kids involved?
01:36:52
Once there's children involved in this corner,
01:36:56
123 pounds with safety glasses and a will to.
01:36:59
Not just, no question, but also their kids.
01:37:01
And you know, what?
01:37:03
Is the kid wise beyond years?
01:37:04
Will my kid shut the fuck up, kid?
01:37:10
So long video is just the next one.
01:37:12
Yep, it's the Gary with the kid. He's sure.
01:37:15
Now I've pitched a few ideas to the kid,
01:37:17
throughout the day, and, nothing really stuck.
01:37:19
But you do have few things.
01:37:20
An addendum or some sort of change you'd like to make to your mount Rushmore
01:37:24
of rock bands, right?
01:37:26
Oh, true.
01:37:26
Let me think of way.
01:37:29
This is, really surprising. Oh, yeah.
01:37:31
Threw me off.
01:37:33
We're going to switch out.
01:37:34
We're going to switch out. Oh, wait. Yeah.
01:37:36
Make sure you take the video. You're the loudest.
01:37:39
Oh, I'm. I'm working.
01:37:40
Yeah.
01:37:40
So moment I'm on the clock F1 I know those are my machine
01:37:44
that I'm in charge that I'm running I've been thinking about it. SMR.
01:37:48
You know I mentioned one.
01:37:50
Moving pictures is really good Asmr
01:37:53
even Zeppelin three and Zeppelin one.
01:37:56
I love Zeppelin over the stones every time.
01:37:58
Yeah, I think what did he say?
01:37:59
Sounds are okay,
01:38:00
but do you credit depleted credit the people they stole the music from?
01:38:04
All right, well, the idea is that I pitched that, Zeppelin put.
01:38:07
The next one is I want to rip a tooth out of my head
01:38:11
on and live on the live podcast.
01:38:13
Yeah, you did it.
01:38:14
Did you get out on any platform?
01:38:16
Do I go to?
01:38:17
I mean, I'm not squeamish, but I something about ripping a tooth out
01:38:21
while I, while I'm watching.
01:38:22
I think it's a little bit, putting that could get gory also.
01:38:25
Yeah. The podcast is about
01:38:28
woops.
01:38:29
It's a few of the Bible, which is kind of a strange, you know, look at things.
01:38:34
Yeah, interesting.
01:38:35
Are you adding rocket sounders?
01:38:37
What was the other one? Oh, that's.
01:38:39
Oh, is that a straight industrial one that he doesn't watch anymore.
01:38:42
So I'm not sure if that would apply.
01:38:44
And then, Yeah.
01:38:46
What's the Joe update?
01:38:47
Man, I, I you know what I did when you guys, we were talking back
01:38:50
and forth and I subscribed to him flat and subscribe to my YouTube.
01:38:55
So yeah, I mean, he should join him.
01:38:59
Yeah. They're shirtless every day or.
01:39:01
Oh, yeah.
01:39:02
I don't want to I don't want to out his channel.
01:39:04
So you don't have out him or his channel.
01:39:07
I don't want to make a mad guy out and about that Tim
01:39:10
ash shirtless Joe
01:39:12
and you do that rants here.
01:39:17
Sure.
01:39:17
I don't know, Joe.
01:39:19
I'd love to have him guest on the show.
01:39:21
That's that would be a get.
01:39:23
There's a way you can like add people on on rumble like,
01:39:26
oh, you get Jordan Peters like normal sources of the holy.
01:39:29
Even Zeppelin three is up.
01:39:30
We should get Sabina, I think, you know,
01:39:34
I mentioned Zeppelin for, moving pictures of really good houses of the.
01:39:38
That's a rush album. Zeppelin one. Yeah.
01:39:41
Thank you.
01:39:41
I goes Zeppelin over the stones every time.
01:39:43
Yeah, I think so. To the stones, I mean.
01:39:45
So I'm glad you said the stone.
01:39:47
I mean, we have to establish better criteria.
01:39:50
And what what are the terms for the Mount Rushmore tour?
01:39:53
Brought up a good point with the rules.
01:39:54
I mean, if if was just going recording artists, I go Prince number one.
01:40:00
But I mean, it's it's your own personal.
01:40:01
So your own guilty pleasure, whatever.
01:40:04
However bad it is. No. Right.
01:40:05
Yeah. No embarrassment.
01:40:07
What is it?
01:40:08
Let's list it again.
01:40:09
Barbra Streisand, Bette Midler.
01:40:11
Come on, say your honest ones.
01:40:13
Michael Bublé.
01:40:18
I'm not kidding Michael Bublé.
01:40:21
And let me get Alan Thicke and his child.
01:40:24
No, junior.
01:40:25
No, no, no, but I.
01:40:28
Yeah. No, no.
01:40:32
And, you're, there's two what you do like, I'm like,
01:40:35
what are you talking about?
01:40:37
I don't know, you guys think I'm gay?
01:40:39
Gay dudes?
01:40:40
Yeah. I just, like, unnatural.
01:40:41
Kind of homosexual.
01:40:43
Like, I'm not into big women, but. But big dance.
01:40:46
So how do you like.
01:40:48
What do you like?
01:40:49
Alan Thicke?
01:40:52
No. Like some big.
01:40:53
Yeah. Normal size people don't do it for me.
01:40:55
But weird size people definitely do it for me.
01:40:58
Weird size
01:41:01
dude.
01:41:01
Thick dude.
01:41:03
Dude, I'm not that much bigger than the kid in real life.
01:41:07
I'm just closer to the camera every time I'm going to change the perspective.
01:41:11
So he looks like he's towering over me.
01:41:13
But I think.
01:41:14
I think it's the camera up high.
01:41:16
All right, well, the I,
01:41:19
we kind of put the next time
01:41:21
I still go yeah, yeah, yeah on and live on the live podcast.
01:41:25
Yeah.
01:41:26
I'm not sure if that would be even allowed on any platform.
01:41:29
I don't know, I mean, I'm not famous, but I something about ripping a tooth out
01:41:33
while I, while I'm watching.
01:41:34
I think it's a little hot button that could get gory.
01:41:37
Also. Yeah.
01:41:38
The podcast is about,
01:41:41
it's an atheist view of the Bible, which is kind of a strange,
01:41:45
you know, atheist view of the Bible in the Bible. So.
01:41:49
So there's that, We'll see. Okay. Yeah.
01:41:51
Oh, yeah.
01:41:51
Shirtless Joe. Oh.
01:41:53
Shirtless Joe. Yeah. He doesn't watch anymore.
01:41:55
There's a million in your ear.
01:41:56
Are we going to mention the minion in your ear?
01:41:58
Oh, that is my earplug.
01:42:00
And it's pink and yellow, I don't know.
01:42:02
Yeah, I know that we would. Earplugs.
01:42:04
But it doesn't have to look like a minion, does it?
01:42:06
I don't like to push it in all the way, so it sticks out a lot.
01:42:11
I'm not sure I chop off that end.
01:42:13
I've got scissors. I can just chop it off. I don't care,
01:42:18
I don't care what I look like.
01:42:19
I'm the face of the franchise.
01:42:21
Deal with it.
01:42:23
Circle snaggle things and all right, know.
01:42:27
Oh, look at his mouth.
01:42:27
Full on on rumble like
01:42:30
look at his mouth.
01:42:31
But I wish the clip wasn't playing because I would have been a perfect drop.
01:42:35
Yeah, it's.
01:42:38
Look at his mouth.
01:42:39
Look at his mouth again.
01:42:41
What did you.
01:42:41
Yeah, look at his mouth.
01:42:42
Mouth.
01:42:45
Why did you just, Why are we why look at his mouth.
01:42:49
Looking at his mouth.
01:42:50
Look at that look like.
01:42:52
Oh, look at those lips yet
01:42:55
look at his eye.
01:42:57
His fingers are in a tickling position to look.
01:43:00
Yeah,
01:43:01
he talks in the sand.
01:43:03
Have you ever kissed him, Gary?
01:43:05
Yeah. Obviously.
01:43:06
You should kiss him on camera next time.
01:43:08
No, I happen
01:43:11
very no like you touch you.
01:43:12
I'm not sure if you've heard mine's shirtless ghost Rumble.
01:43:15
No, no.
01:43:16
Touched you right?
01:43:18
Shirtless people don't touch me because I'm off putting.
01:43:21
Oh, I said that a little too soon, I see, I, I don't I'm not pleased to come back.
01:43:25
We don't have a DJ right now for the party and you know.
01:43:27
Right, I mean, I did.
01:43:28
We could find shirtless Ghost Rumble.
01:43:31
Yeah. And begging please to come back.
01:43:33
We don't have a DJ right now for Gary's party.
01:43:35
And you know. Right, I mean, I did.
01:43:36
I was kind of mean. I told each other like, fuck off.
01:43:39
Basically, I didn't mean it that way.
01:43:41
And, you know, I usually.
01:43:43
So I mean, still, if you're here, this.
01:43:45
I'm really sorry. I do appreciate you sticking up for me.
01:43:49
I do we miss your antics at the party, but they're they're always a lot of fun.
01:43:53
And that's actually the one that sits down.
01:43:54
I mean, if you can hear the shirtless guys reach out, you can hear this together.
01:44:00
Thanks to Gary. Reach out.
01:44:01
You're out there somewhere.
01:44:03
Message in a bottle.
01:44:04
We'll get. We'll get there.
01:44:06
Listen, everything good in life always starts with somebody reaching out.
01:44:11
Reaching out. Reaching.
01:44:12
Oh, and everything manifests from speech.
01:44:15
That's what abracadabra literally means, by the way.
01:44:19
Again, it's a form from speech.
01:44:21
What is.
01:44:22
What is speech?
01:44:23
Vibrations.
01:44:24
What are what is the universe? Vibrations.
01:44:27
So how you can say that.
01:44:31
Let spoken into existence.
01:44:34
Vibrations of exist microorganisms. Yep.
01:44:37
How do you know said that earlier there was a million micro organism.
01:44:40
There isn't a mini universe that forms that you just can't see
01:44:43
and unaware of because it's microscopic.
01:44:45
Well, there are I have, I think brothers.
01:44:48
Right. It should be, an amendment,
01:44:52
but I don't think there's that much wrong with an addendum.
01:44:56
That just means you're enhancing it with by adding other stuff.
01:45:00
The amendment means it's just not true.
01:45:05
I would like exactly what I mean.
01:45:12
So, yes, of an addendum.
01:45:14
I don't add amendment like the amendment never did.
01:45:18
Then, this is my abdomen
01:45:21
within abdomen within the abdomen.
01:45:24
I've got that in my abdomen, so I edited it.
01:45:28
I'm just ahead of it.
01:45:31
I think it's I'm adamant about my addendum.
01:45:35
I think it's the law.
01:45:36
I abdomen amendment.
01:45:40
What color now?
01:45:41
1586.
01:45:43
What do you say on this, text comment.
01:45:47
Like we didn't even all like, apparently.
01:45:49
But that's all right.
01:45:50
I had to give it back. One five films down.
01:45:53
If you don't like, that's fine.
01:45:55
We're going to go over to Rumble shortly.
01:45:57
If there's anything else we will do. Here, check this out.
01:46:00
I've got one thing that could go on either side, but
01:46:03
Chicken Attack, because I did.
01:46:06
There was a there was a mini, you know, Georgia, a Georgia Dr.
01:46:09
Ergo segment that is
01:46:13
we've brought this up and it is one of my favorite things in the world.
01:46:16
Yeah.
01:46:16
Which is which oh, remorse world, which will increase world
01:46:20
or one of the infinite other worlds that could possibly be in this. Wow.
01:46:24
This one, which is I'm gonna go with this one.
01:46:26
Just check and catch a predator.
01:46:28
So check this out really quick, boy.
01:46:31
In the meantime, we're expecting another visitor.
01:46:34
Not here at the house, but at the nearby beach.
01:46:37
He's 32 year old Lance.
01:46:39
Fine, fine.
01:46:40
Works as a waiter at the hard Rock Cafe in Orlando.
01:46:44
Online.
01:46:45
Fine uses the screen name First and Grand to speak to a decoy
01:46:49
named Scott, who told him he's a 42
01:46:52
early in the future.
01:46:53
How do you like older guys?
01:46:56
Yeah, I like people that are nice, the decoy reminds.
01:47:00
Fine.
01:47:00
They've talked before in a gay men's chat room during this chat.
01:47:05
Fine.
01:47:05
Doesn't waste any time detailing his sexual fantasies.
01:47:09
I'd so love to get beaten up by you and be your toilet.
01:47:13
Well, I can't do that over the internet.
01:47:16
Fine says he'll bring alcohol and describes graphically how he wants
01:47:19
the team. Sure, we can play this on both sides.
01:47:21
He also suspects that's on YouTube right now.
01:47:24
That's where I got it. For a real team.
01:47:25
It's weird how we're going to get flagged for it.
01:47:27
Then I could go to jail.
01:47:28
No, no it's not from what I did cross my mind.
01:47:31
But damn, you're pretty were.
01:47:34
I'll show you the video.
01:47:34
We got a strike for his cell phone number and asks him to call the actor we hired.
01:47:39
Thanks for the call.
01:47:41
You'll see the reason why I'm here.
01:47:43
Fine agrees to meet the teen at the beautiful boardwalk.
01:47:46
We deploy our 19 year old male actor on the boardwalk across the street
01:47:50
from our undercover house.
01:47:52
Soon find shows up or down the beach and starts walk.
01:47:55
Be right back.
01:47:56
I have to go find a new lance.
01:47:59
Oh, that's what he says in a minute here and there.
01:48:01
Get ready for that clip against Eric De Lance.
01:48:03
You know, at some point gay content is just gay.
01:48:07
I suspect something and begins to head back.
01:48:09
You're right, I was wrong.
01:48:11
I apologize, you're
01:48:14
not answering my call.
01:48:16
So I decide to head them off and try to speak with him.
01:48:19
What's going on?
01:48:20
Just out riding around.
01:48:21
Hey, is that you? Like a that is me.
01:48:23
So then you would be the one who had this chat online.
01:48:28
I don't know what you're talking.
01:48:30
Oh, so.
01:48:33
So I went hard on the creation myth.
01:48:38
Howard on
01:48:40
the flood myth.
01:48:41
It's good to.
01:48:43
There's some bad ones.
01:48:44
And, you know, I like Samson and Delilah.
01:48:49
Hey, there's your.
01:48:52
I'm a big kid now.
01:48:56
Is that where you are?
01:48:58
Where you were?
01:48:59
No. I mean, is that where they were that tropical?
01:49:03
Did you almost get caught up like.
01:49:05
Boy, oh my God, sure, if he was there.
01:49:09
And how old is the boy that you.
01:49:10
He's right there.
01:49:12
Yeah. Holy crap.
01:49:15
That's what he was showing us.
01:49:17
So he was in that location.
01:49:19
Hold on a second.
01:49:21
They're in the drawer.
01:49:22
He's drawing drawer. Drawer. Here you go.
01:49:25
Yeah, it was the engine room.
01:49:26
You recognized it from the show, and and, I.
01:49:35
This just in.
01:49:36
I think drawer is a.
01:49:45
Dryer.
01:49:49
Where you go, everybody,
01:49:51
when I'm in these areas.
01:49:54
So this is the beach right here to the left of the boardwalk,
01:49:57
where some predators.
01:49:59
This is the one that he ran and went, ran down,
01:50:00
and then he jetted off to the left, which is the next little boardwalk.
01:50:04
Down is where that apartment complex is, right?
01:50:06
Blue house above the pickup truck.
01:50:08
Here is the the the actual house.
01:50:11
And that they did all the stuff at.
01:50:12
But between the boardwalk here at the.
01:50:14
When you say all the stuff down, do you mean they did all.
01:50:18
Yeah. We already watched. Yes, we already watched the one.
01:50:20
I don't know previous episode, but is there like a tour group?
01:50:24
Do you have a travel agent that just goes around and finds all the spots?
01:50:27
It can't?
01:50:27
No, but it was funny because I doubt anyone knew that that, like, this is like,
01:50:31
because there's a dude right here to the left of the on the spectrum table.
01:50:34
He's he was there for like two hours.
01:50:35
I drove around just gawking at shit, but, Right.
01:50:38
I went to the gift shop.
01:50:40
I bought a t shirt.
01:50:42
Flagler, Flagler beach, Florida.
01:50:44
But, that's that's the house slash beach.
01:50:47
It's pronounced Flagler Beach.
01:50:49
Beach? Yeah. That's good. Wow.
01:50:52
That's so cool.
01:50:54
It it is the only people that really, really can appreciate that is, like,
01:50:58
pretty much me and my brother.
01:50:59
And pedophile pedophiles.
01:51:01
Yeah, there's some pedophiles somewhere.
01:51:04
Especially one that's going.
01:51:06
I've been where draw was.
01:51:07
He's shown his friends videos.
01:51:08
He just as decoy who told him she's a 13 year old female.
01:51:12
We have a way to call that guy.
01:51:14
Dateline pays perverted justice to do what it normally does.
01:51:17
Set up profiles.
01:51:18
And so they, they,
01:51:19
they have a the argumentative threshold that they're trying to normalize.
01:51:22
The student becomes the teacher
01:51:24
as long as he has such messages, it's not part of his, you know, that word
01:51:29
that I should know sexual positions in how sex for him to be heard.
01:51:33
It can't speak.
01:51:34
She's a virgin, but he clearly knows what he.
01:51:37
Yeah. So this is, wi fi.
01:51:40
Wow. That's so fake.
01:51:42
With hidden cameras
01:51:44
on Dateline and members of perverted.
01:51:48
Yeah. So this is my thing.
01:51:49
So how would you not be suspicious that this is inside that house?
01:51:52
Oh, wait, that's not serious.
01:51:54
Wait. That high voice wasn't the big. But remember bait?
01:51:57
That was the predator who's
01:51:58
going to get crowded once the girls next visit are very close by?
01:52:02
Yep. See, that's the road right there.
01:52:03
We're just, close, so it's going to get interesting.
01:52:06
You can park right on the road across you to have my conversation with tennis boys.
01:52:10
And what did you guys. Tennis boy, I searched all of you.
01:52:13
Need someone that I did not reach.
01:52:15
And why did you do that?
01:52:16
What? The pedophile.
01:52:18
The tennis court. His name is.
01:52:19
Seem like you knew. Tennis boy.
01:52:21
Bring this chair and we're out of time.
01:52:24
Was our next visitor
01:52:27
in the parking lot exactly where it is?
01:52:28
Right outside the house. Goldman makes another game.
01:52:31
The result are to catch a predator first.
01:52:34
Our DNA can't say that inside.
01:52:38
He can price.
01:52:39
This guys is us.
01:52:41
Why don't you come in over here and, stand right?
01:52:43
Other people say, how are you? Good.
01:52:45
He wouldn't say this, man. I want you guys to meet each other.
01:52:48
This is tennis.
01:52:49
Boy 213 oh oh.
01:52:52
Because that's what this is.
01:52:53
Slaves and mistresses, right?
01:52:55
Yeah.
01:52:56
What are you doing here?
01:52:57
Actually, I love that SNL skit with it. When?
01:52:59
When the internet was new and they all had ridiculous handles at work,
01:53:03
they're like, hi, call me a 26 year old, you know, blah, blah, blah.
01:53:06
You.
01:53:07
Yeah, slave to miss Yahoo.com.
01:53:09
It gives you an idea what's on his mind.
01:53:11
Every week they get a little worse and worse for like the whole basketball team.
01:53:15
And now a student and personal trainer like the pill.
01:53:18
One of my favorite one of those, WWE clown pianist fart.
01:53:22
The link to a website that illustrates what credit looks like.
01:53:27
Like it was it was a regular. It was a regular.
01:53:29
It was like a, advertisement for like, a regular business.
01:53:32
Like a copy business.
01:53:33
But their, their, their website was WWE that clown penis, that fart
01:53:37
or some shit like that. I can't remember, but. All right.
01:53:40
Hey, I in this channel, have you heard the ad for Booking.com
01:53:43
where they say booking dot yeah.
01:53:45
Have you ever tried to type in booking?
01:53:47
Dot yeah.
01:53:49
No. Yeah.
01:53:49
Every time I have I haven't been able to find the website so I can't find it.
01:53:55
Yeah.
01:53:57
Yeah.
01:53:59
He came up for
01:54:01
partners at Booking.com Google search. Yeah.
01:54:05
No there's no booking. Let's try.
01:54:06
Yeah. Keep standing.
01:54:10
Yeah.
01:54:10
And Yeah.
01:54:13
Yeah.
01:54:14
They're having trouble finding the site.
01:54:16
Yeah, yeah.
01:54:17
Confirm.
01:54:18
Well, why would you advertise a website that doesn't work?
01:54:21
Okay.
01:54:21
Yeah, that's what they say at the end of the commercial Booking.com okay.
01:54:27
Yeah. Travel.
01:54:28
They want euros. Right. What did he say.
01:54:31
Minded dude. My good. All right.
01:54:33
Last one for YouTube then the ones on Rumble
01:54:36
with different game different games on Rumble.
01:54:39
And think, oh this guy is asking him to shoot him talking.
01:54:44
Oh really?
01:54:45
I don't do that.
01:54:46
So I'm just to think maybe we should just say that's a joke.
01:54:50
Went very well.
01:54:51
I'm going to go get more girls.
01:54:53
Yeah. You know, allow me to do that for I forget one.
01:54:56
Well, so that's it.
01:54:58
Yeah.
01:54:58
On us I if I'm on Tokyo. Good. Yeah. Done him.
01:55:01
Oh man. I'll go on mine.
01:55:02
So that's why I'm going to ask you I'm going to go and I love the way they talk.
01:55:07
Oh sorry. I didn't know to say. Yeah.
01:55:09
I'm just down there. Just go shoot them. Do you don't have me.
01:55:12
What did he say?
01:55:13
I know everybody talks that way.
01:55:17
We go on and shot.
01:55:19
I know, it's funny.
01:55:21
Good pick up the time.
01:55:24
So I also,
01:55:27
I was like, oh, yeah, we just
01:55:33
I love so I love oh.
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or people, whether alive or pushing up daisies is true.
01:57:14
We can talk about that video.
01:57:16
I gotta say, strictly speaking.
01:57:20
But jabber, you know why, Woody Jabber?
01:57:23
Cause why be involved and jabber our bread and butter, folks?
01:57:27
Any likeness to actual people or characters is gibberish.
01:57:30
Having a laugh, not a reason for a jabber.
01:57:33
We might not be
01:57:33
the smartest jabber in the jar, but we sure know how to stir up some trouble.
01:57:37
So in closing, if you've made it this far without getting your undies in a jibber,
01:57:41
then congrats! You're all kind of cool.
01:57:43
We're just here to crack a few tasteless jokes, spread some jabber
01:57:47
joy, and remind everyone that life's too short to be serious.
01:57:51
Don't use something up buttercup,
01:57:54
and get ready for a wild ride through the absurd jabber of our humor.
01:57:57
While flange rants live.
01:57:59
Do I love Joe Biden? No.
01:58:02
Want to say what's up to flag? Flag?
01:58:04
What's up buddy?
01:58:05
I'm hoops rumble.com/fledge rants go there.
01:58:09
Now we're going to leave YouTube and Twitch.
01:58:15
Are we
01:58:17
using Donald Trump a and a shareholder in Truth Media
01:58:21
I don't know I don't know Rupert.
01:58:25
Truth truth social.
01:58:27
Is that what I meant
01:58:29
is that
01:58:31
I don't know it.
01:58:32
I don't know.
01:58:40
I know.
01:58:44
Ladies and gentlemen, they're gone.
01:58:46
And giant but mighty.
01:58:47
Come on, let's get ready to.
01:58:51
Thank you.
01:58:53
Yeah.
01:58:53
I hope that you.
01:58:54
Let me tell you.
01:58:55
I hope you ready to rumble, bitch?
01:58:58
Come on out with a brawl.
01:58:59
I went to build a country condo. My.
01:59:06
Yeah.
01:59:06
Listen, call five eight, six three.
01:59:08
Ranch three.
01:59:10
Call now.
01:59:12
Yeah, just call in.
01:59:14
Do it, do it, do it, do it, do it now.
01:59:17
Do it.
01:59:18
So my amendment to the addendum,
01:59:21
is the the short the kid video,
01:59:25
the amendment to came running back and see I was still on the clock
01:59:29
because I was wearing my goggles.
01:59:30
My, my earplug there there burped them
01:59:34
and under them it comes running up to me and we hug.
01:59:37
No, and he says, I said the wrong thing.
01:59:40
Can I can can we go back? And I said, sure thing.
01:59:43
I got my resume stifled. Oh, you can't edit.
01:59:47
I said the wrong thing.
01:59:49
Right.
01:59:49
So we try to vote.
01:59:52
Yeah.
01:59:53
You know, we we ran outside.
01:59:56
You'll see.
01:59:57
We're out of breath and, just ran outside.
02:00:00
So I've got, like, two minutes between cycle.
02:00:03
Oh, that's why you were out of breath, Sure.
02:00:05
Yeah.
02:00:06
And our hair was messed up and our clothes were on backwards.
02:00:15
This is my hair.
02:00:15
Messed up.
02:00:17
Like, such is like. Such as? Such.
02:00:19
Fine. Like.
02:00:20
Such as.
02:00:21
Okay, so now we're. Really. What did he say?
02:00:24
Okay. Ready?
02:00:26
Okay. No. Yes.
02:00:28
Oh, I got to turn the light.
02:00:29
He was, Oh, I see that you come outside the home the day and stand.
02:00:35
Okay. Y'all know this home.
02:00:36
Do the house, Mr..
02:00:38
Just don't fight the nigger requires you to come home.
02:00:43
Time ugly.
02:00:45
Just don't fight the nigger.
02:00:50
Go home.
02:00:51
Which is this?
02:00:52
Same ugly.
02:00:53
Just don't fight.
02:00:57
Actually, you know this isn't fair fight.
02:00:59
Damn.
02:00:59
But grab I'm bring about you guys.
02:01:03
Is this good rap monster on my resume?
02:01:06
They pronounce this, I'll say yo like, oh,
02:01:09
I like a lot of the rebels in the top ten.
02:01:13
Please.
02:01:13
I like, it's, it's the form of two genres.
02:01:16
They're taking country and rap and calling the genre crap.
02:01:19
That was how y'all just like Humpty Dumpty.
02:01:22
Yeah. Why?
02:01:23
You laugh on the radio in the locker room?
02:01:26
I feel like I'm laughing.
02:01:29
Yo, I'm sick with this.
02:01:31
Sorry, man, but sometimes I get ridiculous.
02:01:35
But yeah, like, yo, yo, fat girl.
02:01:38
Come here.
02:01:38
You take a guy called your friends, you'll be on.
02:01:42
Them or something?
02:01:43
Yeah. I'm busy, I'm afraid.
02:01:45
I'm on the cruise with the bomb.
02:01:46
Yeah, one's got 20.
02:01:48
Him and Gonzalez by my crazy that.
02:01:51
Would you play this game ugly and just don't fight the
02:01:55
singer? I see that you don't.
02:01:57
You see the damage to play so ugly
02:02:01
and just don't fight the fight
02:02:06
like duh.
02:02:08
Okay, so
02:02:10
for $100.
02:02:15
What did he say?
02:02:20
For the what did he say segment?
02:02:22
I want to ask, what did he say?
02:02:25
Instead of Burger King bathroom?
02:02:30
I know what he's saying.
02:02:31
For your part, our word.
02:02:33
However the lyrics go, I once got busy in the Burger King bathroom.
02:02:39
I'm a free sing the Humpty Dance by Sir Mix a lot.
02:02:43
Hey, where's my hundred bucks?
02:02:47
That's not sir.
02:02:48
Makes a lot.
02:02:51
That's digital underground.
02:02:52
But anyway, digital underground, whatever.
02:02:55
Who gives a shit?
02:02:57
I mean, it's the different bands.
02:03:00
They're big, but those are bands.
02:03:02
They been. He's the reason he has a fake.
02:03:04
No. Is guys original nose burn off in the Burger King fryer.
02:03:10
So the story goes.
02:03:11
Well, he he actually once got busy at Burger King bathroom.
02:03:15
Yeah, he he looks like he's eating enough Burger King to where I agree,
02:03:18
the fat country guy that said, look at me, I'm all skinny.
02:03:22
Said some other restaurants bathroom.
02:03:27
What did he say?
02:03:27
What do you say? That chick fil A, chick fil A?
02:03:30
What did he say?
02:03:33
Chick fil A?
02:03:36
This is for stuff. And
02:03:40
cheers.
02:03:41
You got to give it to him.
02:03:43
Yeah, I'm giving it to him right now.
02:03:45
He's put it out on the ground.
02:03:46
He says, of course I'm on on the ground.
02:03:48
No, he lives in all of us.
02:03:49
I'm feeling it to the part of the to me, lives in all of us.
02:03:52
He never lived in the. He's never been inside of me.
02:03:54
I don't know about you play the play the eats cats.
02:03:57
Dogs video. Just a little bit of it.
02:04:00
Has he ever been inside of you?
02:04:02
I got you make me do some work.
02:04:03
No. Yeah.
02:04:06
How about YouTube video?
02:04:06
I can find it, but it's way easier for you.
02:04:08
Just know I got it here somewhere. It's just. I put it in
02:04:12
some kind of order.
02:04:13
I thought it was logical. Here it is.
02:04:17
All right.
02:04:23
Tan tan tan tan tan.
02:04:25
I think if the cat eat the cat, you're eating the dog.
02:04:29
You're eating the cats.
02:04:30
Eat the cat. Eat. Eat the cat.
02:04:33
They're eating the cat. They're eating the dog.
02:04:35
Eat the cat, eat the cat. The cat. Cat.
02:04:39
She ran.
02:04:39
So don't push me.
02:04:40
Ain't Donald Trump trying to grab him by the.
02:04:44
Okay, sit down a second.
02:04:45
What did he say?
02:04:47
Our second round of what did he say in that interview
02:04:50
where Dana Bash says, you know, the police have gone through 11 months
02:04:53
of recordings of calls and they've only found two spring.
02:04:58
Sorry.
02:05:00
Oh. My bad.
02:05:02
Sorry. That's just,
02:05:05
that's all right. I was trying to play that.
02:05:07
Then my brain went there for some reason to click that.
02:05:09
There has not been one fuck up on the show.
02:05:15
His brother other has been. Oh.
02:05:18
So I don't think you get that better than the way you play it.
02:05:20
One fuck up on tonight's show.
02:05:23
Okay.
02:05:24
New segue, same segue.
02:05:26
What did he say?
02:05:29
Our second round of what did he say?
02:05:30
Everybody, you can play at home. This is fun.
02:05:33
This is great,
02:05:34
everyone.
02:05:35
To see Edward
02:05:36
and that interview
02:05:37
where Dana Bash says, you know, the police have gone through 11 months
02:05:41
of recordings of calls and they've only found two Springfield
02:05:44
residents calling to complain about Haitian,
02:05:48
migrants taking
02:05:50
only two calls.
02:05:51
The one lesson, this whole story people don't get the video
02:05:55
you hate is, you know, they got all things considered,
02:05:58
I think people might want to come and take the geese off the
02:06:02
you cannot
02:06:03
have law and order and niggers to Dana Bash, why police have gone
02:06:07
through 11 months of recordings of calls and they've only found
02:06:11
two Springfield residents calling to complain about Haitian,
02:06:15
migrants taking a piece from ponds only to arm.
02:06:19
I will never say anything.
02:06:22
How do you think?
02:06:24
I mean, I don't, you know, I'm 39 that,
02:06:29
hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate.
02:06:30
There was no hate there, George.
02:06:32
It was just mostly. Oh.
02:06:34
I mean, do you think that's.
02:06:35
I don't think you should be trash for that, but emphasize it's not.
02:06:39
That's where we need to read it.
02:06:42
Yeah, just read it.
02:06:46
It wasn't even like close it's audience.
02:06:51
What were you.
02:06:52
What was he trying to say? What is the end of
02:06:55
trying to say a harder end.
02:06:56
Where did I say Haitian migrants?
02:06:59
And he said, there.
02:07:00
That's it. That's it. Wasn't that comedian used to do that.
02:07:02
He's like, hey, hey, fuck off, you piece of shit. I'm sorry.
02:07:05
I meant to say, hey, how you doing?
02:07:07
What did I say? Right?
02:07:10
I said, immigrant, he. And they did.
02:07:12
There was another one with us here.
02:07:14
They came out and said.
02:07:16
I didn't say when I saw this first clip.
02:07:19
The headline said his next quote was, no, I did not say what you thought.
02:07:22
I said.
02:07:24
My question is, my question is what did he say?
02:07:29
Yeah. He said it all right.
02:07:30
Recordings of calls.
02:07:31
And they've only found a role in it's calling the.
02:07:37
Migrant worker taking what did he's from
02:07:39
cons only two countries migrant I think one less than this whole story.
02:07:42
People don't care.
02:07:44
Oh, so
02:07:47
I mean, isn't that redundant to Tourette's in public?
02:07:51
That's our next segment. Calling them Haitian.
02:07:54
I put the H on it to emphasize, nigga,
02:08:00
that was good.
02:08:01
Thanks for that.
02:08:03
So it's like there's white people and then there's white trash, right?
02:08:07
Yeah. Mexicans.
02:08:08
And then there's specks. Like it's the lower class of, like, right.
02:08:10
There's black people in there.
02:08:11
And what did he say?
02:08:14
And, the perfect timing.
02:08:20
Right.
02:08:20
So I forgot where I was going for the
02:08:25
there's Italians and there's Wops.
02:08:30
So if you go to Haitian.
02:08:34
Just to.
02:08:40
He's just saying
02:08:41
the lower form of the Haitians is all he's saying.
02:08:44
The lower class.
02:08:44
You're one of them Italians. Today's that's one.
02:08:47
Hey, now. History. All right.
02:08:49
That's just stupid.
02:08:50
There's no Italy.
02:08:53
What are you talking about?
02:08:54
You from Italy?
02:08:55
There's clearly Nigeria. How?
02:08:58
What about Uganda? They're gone.
02:08:59
And giant, the mighty Kamala are,
02:09:02
There are people from Niger.
02:09:07
Oh, are they called?
02:09:10
I put the H on it to emphasize it's guy.
02:09:16
All right,
02:09:17
speaking of black,
02:09:20
we were.
02:09:21
I would agree with you, but we'd both be wrong.
02:09:25
Okay.
02:09:27
Catching up on black Rock commercials
02:09:29
for spoilers to see who the next Trump
02:09:33
you know that word might be.
02:09:35
I don't want to say I'm. Yeah, yeah.
02:09:38
All I gotta say is, Animaniacs rule.
02:09:41
And also, one other thing here, pretty much.
02:09:45
Oh, yeah.
02:09:46
Was the show.
02:09:50
Thank you.
02:09:51
From the top is not seriously.
02:09:53
You can see.
02:09:56
All right, so that's that's what, I do have the video.
02:09:59
I didn't pull it up, but I don't need the.
02:10:00
I don't need the Jew to explain his point, but he was beside the, What
02:10:08
the. You know, the, the Omega.
02:10:11
You know, the Jews translated the Old Testament from Hebrew to Greek.
02:10:14
You know that, don't you know?
02:10:16
Yes, they did.
02:10:18
What do they call that?
02:10:21
I don't know.
02:10:22
You can't say Septuagint, can you?
02:10:25
Oh, I can, I just don't want you guys watched,
02:10:28
did you guys, that's one of the only words that autocorrect is like,
02:10:31
I have nothing for you.
02:10:32
What the fuck is that word?
02:10:34
Some people say Septuagint, but you don't say gin.
02:10:38
I mean, again, when you're drinking some gin,
02:10:41
I say huck to Huck to a gin.
02:10:44
Oh, okay.
02:10:47
Can. I've been asking for 46 minutes for a 46 second clip.
02:10:51
The kid amendment to his addendum.
02:10:55
No, I want.
02:10:59
Information.
02:11:00
Do you want Kafka?
02:11:02
I do give information.
02:11:04
Iron maiden. That's a guy.
02:11:06
You gave it to me. Thank you.
02:11:10
Iron maiden would be a good one for you.
02:11:12
Yeah. Thank you again.
02:11:13
You. There's so much music, too, I agree.
02:11:15
I think you watched ahead because he includes them.
02:11:18
He did, I didn't I did not. Watch ahead.
02:11:21
Okay.
02:11:22
Bruce Dickinson was the greatest single rock singer of all time.
02:11:27
What I said was, I want you want information?
02:11:31
Information?
02:11:33
Who are you?
02:11:35
Who are you? You.
02:11:36
You are number six.
02:11:41
I am not a.
02:11:42
I cut right to the chase. I don't remember that.
02:11:44
I used to know the whole thing for the prisoner.
02:11:46
Iron man. It's a great song. We'll have to find out.
02:11:48
So I don't feel like an idiot.
02:11:50
So I can say that again, right?
02:11:52
Because I do feel like an idiot. Right?
02:11:53
In this corner, 123 pounds with safety
02:11:56
glasses and a will to not just no question, but also there
02:11:59
and and he's known as the kid wise beyond years.
02:12:03
My mom did
02:12:06
what?
02:12:08
Oh you are whoops.
02:12:11
Addendum another one.
02:12:12
Are you okay? It's.
02:12:13
The microphone's working. Okay.
02:12:16
Addendum another addendum.
02:12:17
An addendum to the addendum. Yes.
02:12:20
I'm very sorry.
02:12:21
I don't want to be crucified.
02:12:22
I know you guys already made fun of me
02:12:23
for being a composer with, like, Red Green Day or Nirvana or whatever it was.
02:12:27
But I meant I meant Physical Graffiti.
02:12:30
Moving pictures is a rush album. I don't know why I got the two confused.
02:12:33
I meant the LED Zeppelin album Physical Graffiti with the song hat.
02:12:38
God, how scared Ozzy.
02:12:39
We were like, I told you think he was like.
02:12:43
So we got to a moving picture where I think we could.
02:12:47
You can play the clip. We can play the show back. I think you said
02:12:51
I played it back when I notice it.
02:12:52
I was about to crucify him.
02:12:54
And you were like, the rushes that are moving pictures is rush.
02:12:57
And you're like, yep, it was.
02:12:59
Yeah.
02:12:59
So I don't I mean, he's a little nervous and scared.
02:13:01
I don't think we were going to crucify him.
02:13:03
You were going to.
02:13:04
But I curtailed that.
02:13:07
Only you guys are talking about stuff.
02:13:09
It's kind of like cool.
02:13:10
It's still like Zeppelin.
02:13:11
It goes.
02:13:12
And I would call
02:13:16
Zeppelin for.
02:13:17
I'm a real hardcore simple Zeppelin to call it Zozo.
02:13:22
I was on this recording.
02:13:23
A whole bunch of mentioned my my rush,
02:13:27
goof up your Mount Rushmore
02:13:30
by Mount Rushmore of of rush, goof up
02:13:34
did we did a mount Rushmore of Rush songs, right.
02:13:36
I meant I meant I think we just do it moving pictures
02:13:40
I what's so it's Physical Graffiti, a Zeppelin album.
02:13:48
I'm going to go ahead and guess.
02:13:49
Yeah. Yes.
02:13:52
And he called graffiti.
02:13:53
He's giving it high acclaim.
02:13:56
That's what he meant.
02:13:56
Yeah.
02:13:57
He he likes it so much.
02:13:58
He thought it was rush.
02:14:00
I say, hey, I'm giving Aerosmith
02:14:02
honorable mention on the strength of Dream On Alone.
02:14:06
Just that one song,
02:14:09
which. Wow, this is really strong.
02:14:11
What song? Three man.
02:14:15
Aerosmith. Yeah.
02:14:17
It's a dream on.
02:14:18
Stop all.
02:14:19
You're so good, Brian. See, you could do that, though.
02:14:21
That Mount Rushmore of, like, not one hit wonders.
02:14:24
Obviously, Aerosmith isn't one, but but one.
02:14:27
What am I trying to say?
02:14:29
Just songs, you know, November Rain,
02:14:34
your Mount Rushmore of songs.
02:14:36
November rain,
02:14:38
the Egmont Overture, Scotland the Brave.
02:14:42
Every act, every musical act falls off.
02:14:46
Won't be happy birthday, God bless America.
02:14:50
All right.
02:14:51
You would have to only from.
02:14:56
America the Beautiful, which is a different song.
02:14:59
Got big butts and I cannot lie. What's in it?
02:15:01
What's that song?
02:15:03
That's a lot better.
02:15:06
I'm seeing better. Right. Moving.
02:15:08
All you have to do is excellent every time.
02:15:11
And eventually you'll get it right. Did you go underground?
02:15:13
You guys drink at lunch? Maybe that's why you mixed up.
02:15:15
Actually, I does,
02:15:17
so I would accept mixing up
02:15:18
like Rush and Triumph because they're both three man bands from Canada.
02:15:22
They actually sound similar.
02:15:24
They're both progressive, but who the fuck could mix up rush and Zeppelin?
02:15:29
That's just bizarre.
02:15:31
No, it's not not.
02:15:33
I hope he feels better.
02:15:34
I try to crucify crucify him a tiny bit. That's a very well.
02:15:36
There you go. Okay, good
02:15:39
physical graffiti with the song Kashmir, which is good.
02:15:42
And Kashmir.
02:15:43
Oh, look at that tongue. Fuck, yeah.
02:15:47
Oh, hey. Good freeze frame.
02:15:49
I don't know.
02:15:51
Good job. Everybody go. Why?
02:15:54
Favorite LED Zeppelin song ever. Which is Trampled underfoot.
02:15:56
I don't know how I missed mix those two up was physical graffiti.
02:15:59
I meant physical graffiti.
02:16:00
Trample underfoot.
02:16:01
Not super good pictures.
02:16:03
I feel you.
02:16:07
I can hear Dave.
02:16:08
I got me whacked off right now.
02:16:10
Can you get an update on. Look at that obstacle?
02:16:13
Yeah. Dave.
02:16:14
Yeah. Dave walked by last time.
02:16:17
Yeah. He's been features the show.
02:16:20
He flipped us off in a previous episode, like 34.
02:16:24
Yeah. Gary. Gary got caught.
02:16:26
Hi, Dave. Like a little girl, and he kind of, like, had to bark.
02:16:28
And what he was talking about was keeping up on the comments.
02:16:30
Dave, to walk by.
02:16:31
It was Joe that time, but, not sure it was Joe.
02:16:39
It's a
02:16:39
soft Jerry, so it's a harder but a soft G.
02:16:42
I put the I put the edge on the end.
02:16:45
I don't know about you guys, but okay, but I the point is the JH in the middle
02:16:50
like year.
02:16:56
Correct.
02:16:57
Hey Rumble by. Thanks.
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It's our rumble that
02:17:09
a robot?
02:17:10
Yeah. Heckle fish.
02:17:11
It does thing where I say right that.
02:17:16
What did you say?
02:17:18
Both Aerosmith and Rough suck.
02:17:20
You are half right.
02:17:22
Yeah. Correct.
02:17:23
Aerosmith is awesome.
02:17:24
Russ sucks.
02:17:28
I know it's the opposite of you.
02:17:30
So we're lockstep.
02:17:34
Yeah.
02:17:34
Hit that.
02:17:39
No. All right.
02:17:39
I don't.
02:17:42
Get you.
02:17:44
I don't
02:17:46
get if you.
02:17:47
I will become the.
02:17:53
I like it a lot.
02:17:57
Is that the tongue?
02:17:58
God, I'm sure I rip out the truth now.
02:18:00
Yeah, yeah, go for it.
02:18:01
Okay. Bye. Yes.
02:18:02
I mean, as above, so below.
02:18:05
Okay, so you're teasing about the tooth. We.
02:18:08
Yeah. Saddle to.
02:18:10
Don't forget to show you know about pulling it.
02:18:13
I mean oh I you know I'm not going to pull it out.
02:18:17
I'll do it for the show.
02:18:18
No I've been talking on mine like trying to figure out how this works.
02:18:22
But everyone advises me to go see a dentist about it
02:18:26
and said it's been stuck in my head for as long as I can remember.
02:18:30
What's up your teeth?
02:18:31
Yeah, mine too. Yeah.
02:18:34
Oh, I just saw my teeth.
02:18:36
Did you say there's a song stuck in your head to them? Removed.
02:18:43
This is like a source.
02:18:44
He could help us with a song about that song.
02:18:48
There's tons of.
02:18:52
Yeah.
02:18:53
Okay.
02:18:54
Like, what's in your pants?
02:18:57
And I'm gonna take you.
02:18:59
Yeah.
02:19:00
I'm driving us.
02:19:02
Yeah, I'm still on it.
02:19:06
Yeah.
02:19:06
You know. Yes.
02:19:12
Oh, yeah.
02:19:14
Little time out.
02:19:15
Little time out for down I had spit out.
02:19:19
I had so much on it as bait.
02:19:26
So I got a little surprise for the kid.
02:19:30
Little present for the.
02:19:31
She's gonna, she's gonna like, you know, it looks like a, you know,
02:19:34
maybe I don't know, I don't know.
02:19:38
Excuse me.
02:19:41
Where Gary go? Did he.
02:19:42
Are there any gifts involved?
02:19:45
The thought that once there's children
02:19:47
involved.
02:19:51
Yeah.
02:19:52
I always want to know.
02:19:53
I don't know nothing about it, man.
02:19:56
What?
02:19:56
What about once there's children?
02:19:57
I don't want to say what?
02:20:00
So on one hand.
02:20:01
The one hand, you should. Whatever.
02:20:02
If it's that, you should stop.
02:20:04
But on the other hand, then great.
02:20:07
The more the merrier, right?
02:20:09
Brady knows that.
02:20:10
Sunday School, for example.
02:20:13
That's a positive comment.
02:20:15
Exactly.
02:20:16
The bedroom after case of beer with your wife.
02:20:19
That's a bad weird thing, right?
02:20:21
She probably turn the other way and stop.
02:20:24
No, I don't know, man.
02:20:29
He's still trying to kill them.
02:20:31
I'm just telling you it wasn't right what he all right, I was wrong.
02:20:34
We got one mash up.
02:20:36
Yeah,
02:20:39
it's it's in honor of the kid.
02:20:41
Okay.
02:20:46
Do you imagine doing.
02:20:49
Free drinks
02:20:51
and flowers?
02:20:54
I'm like.
02:20:56
I'm like. Like.
02:21:06
Oh. You.
02:21:12
Me, you take
02:21:14
me back to.
02:21:17
I like.
02:21:27
It's a little sped up.
02:21:28
I do.
02:21:29
Yeah,
02:21:31
my do
02:21:32
my my my
02:21:35
my. Like.
02:21:38
My do.
02:21:42
It I.
02:21:45
My. Yes,
02:21:48
that's what I.
02:21:54
Yeah.
02:21:54
That's nice that you don't.
02:22:06
My my my my my my my.
02:22:12
I believe I want to believe.
02:22:18
Oh oh.
02:22:23
Yes he does.
02:22:23
Man, I love you, I love you.
02:22:25
Draw.
02:22:28
Thanks, baby.
02:22:34
I got oh,
02:22:37
no. Oh!
02:22:41
Oh, and there's one, there's one last one,
02:22:44
last child I mean kid video dad's kid.
02:22:48
He's like wearing nothing.
02:22:49
But from now on, he's the kid.
02:22:52
But he is the kid.
02:22:53
No child. Oh my God.
02:22:55
Yeah, I swear to God. Right? Really quickly.
02:22:57
I was at the airport and there was this bastard little kid, right?
02:23:01
And yeah, one time at band, I stuck my pussy.
02:23:08
He has this fucking.
02:23:10
This looks like kind of longer hair with a hat on.
02:23:12
And I'm looking at this pudgy little fucking little kid, like,
02:23:16
maybe 12 years old.
02:23:17
He's got a fucking shirt on.
02:23:18
It's a circle and it says the kid, and that's it.
02:23:22
That's all it says.
02:23:23
And I was like, what the fuck?
02:23:25
And then when I was coming back, I found a fucking picture
02:23:29
of the kid's fucking.
02:23:32
Where is it?
02:23:33
Goddamn it, I'm going to come.
02:23:36
Oh, is that.
02:23:38
Yeah, the kid's dead.
02:23:39
I fucking found the kid's dead, kid.
02:23:41
If you don't know who your dad is, I found him.
02:23:43
He was at the airport.
02:23:46
He was at the airport.
02:23:48
Oh. Okay. Great.
02:23:50
Look at this. Yeah,
02:23:51
and it's an all star mullet.
02:23:54
That has to be an accident.
02:23:57
I think it's on purpose, but no.
02:23:59
The kid.
02:24:00
The kid was an accident.
02:24:03
Well, yeah. Wow.
02:24:06
Look at that. What we go look at, I wonder.
02:24:08
Look how it is similar to sideways.
02:24:11
You know what I mean? Like, I know it is kind of right.
02:24:13
Who was.
02:24:16
No. Joe.
02:24:17
Stop us. Because I'm the worst.
02:24:21
Well, yeah.
02:24:21
Yeah, you are the worst part of the show.
02:24:23
Correct?
02:24:25
Are you?
02:24:26
Oh, yeah.
02:24:28
See, people have the people take the time to comment.
02:24:30
The whole should read it. It's just my opinion.
02:24:33
Yeah.
02:24:33
The best album
02:24:37
from Zeppelin is something.
02:24:40
And best song they have since I've Been Loving You.
02:24:46
Is that what it says
02:24:47
you not read up on sucked, which is why they never built any more
02:24:50
than I do that right?
02:24:52
I can barely read Bette Midler and see in the stands so tiny.
02:24:56
That's not a
02:24:58
oh is since I've been loving you.
02:25:00
Yes, that is what it.
02:25:02
It's a dial up rotary phone.
02:25:07
What I like about LED Zeppelin is I think their shortest song
02:25:10
is, like, 14 minutes.
02:25:14
Leads bad for you.
02:25:15
I don't like anything. Lead.
02:25:16
You got it. You got to invest in LED Zeppelin.
02:25:18
You can't if you're like, hey, listen to this.
02:25:20
Yeah, okay, I even led.
02:25:21
I put on a lead vest for an x ray.
02:25:23
You need to let this all agree, okay?
02:25:25
I'm sorry to ingest lead.
02:25:26
You need to ingest LED Zeppelin.
02:25:29
I can't just listen to it quickly and be like, yeah,
02:25:31
like it or not, you have to listen to it a lot.
02:25:33
And indifferent.
02:25:34
We do not suggest you ingest lead,
02:25:38
ingest LED Zeppelin.
02:25:39
We're not endorsing the ingestion of lead,
02:25:43
ingest lead and then fly on a Zeppelin.
02:25:45
I absolutely was
02:25:48
okay, fine.
02:25:51
So who the fuck is Sabrina
02:25:53
H? E I told I told you, I said that earlier.
02:25:59
Do you not want so Peter Hossenfelder Sabina h not Sabrina.
02:26:04
I'm an idiot. So her name was Sabrina.
02:26:07
It's hasn't found her yet.
02:26:10
Hassan Pfeiffer.
02:26:10
Yeah. I want to buy her a new shirt.
02:26:13
I just felt it was my house.
02:26:14
I had an aunt.
02:26:16
It's Sabina, but it was like a.
02:26:18
I guess I added an R and I turned the E into an A.
02:26:21
Yeah, it's Sabrina, I thought.
02:26:23
I thought it was like that one time we had that check that was a fan.
02:26:25
And then like, not anymore. Nicole.
02:26:29
Yeah.
02:26:30
Whoever she was, that's you for marketing.
02:26:33
I talked to her every day about it.
02:26:34
And she doesn't watch the work.
02:26:35
Yeah. She sucks. Yeah,
02:26:38
but no, she works that.
02:26:39
She works my hours now, so.
02:26:41
No, don't worry about her.
02:26:42
No one who works as early as I do.
02:26:44
God is God. Is that woman a bitch?
02:26:46
Holy.
02:26:46
Should be up for these hours.
02:26:50
This is crazy.
02:26:52
I'll be at work in five hours
02:26:55
and she still expects to go to your party or some shit?
02:26:57
I don't think so. Don't be there.
02:27:00
You don't go unless you listen to the show.
02:27:02
You got to be a party.
02:27:04
You need to start having contingencies.
02:27:06
Yeah. Saturday, October 12th.
02:27:08
Right here. This barn.
02:27:09
Why would you do that?
02:27:10
October 12th is my birthday.
02:27:13
It's Cole birthday.
02:27:15
Birth, birthday dates of my birth.
02:27:18
You guys both volunteered to DJ.
02:27:21
Both of you. What did he say?
02:27:24
What did he say?
02:27:26
I assume everyone has down syndrome or all of the club ready?
02:27:30
You guys both promised you deejay for my show.
02:27:33
No one.
02:27:34
I mean no anything. There's nothing.
02:27:37
There's no role. This little baby clue.
02:27:40
You guys both said I honestly did it as, like, a, threat and a bluff.
02:27:44
I thought like, oh, my God, you guys don't want Brady.
02:27:46
He's just sent me. You know, we don't want to. Your music.
02:27:49
But I was hoping you'd do it anyway.
02:27:51
Fight hard to get. No.
02:27:55
How hard?
02:27:56
The kids.
02:27:57
The kids girlfriend said she wants to do a rant,
02:28:00
and she wants to do it that day.
02:28:02
And if we don't have recording equipment
02:28:04
here, I'm going to do it on my phone again.
02:28:06
If it don't help me, if it's your phone, if it's not about $7 slices of pizza,
02:28:11
I don't want to hear it. I don't have recording equipment.
02:28:13
She'll be here.
02:28:14
And she was, 28.
02:28:17
She was on the 20th sledge cast already.
02:28:20
She was.
02:28:20
That was my last birthday party.
02:28:23
The bonfire.
02:28:24
She was the one with the shaved sides.
02:28:26
Super all star mullet,
02:28:30
mullet, teen mullet.
02:28:32
Yeah, I remember Teen Mom.
02:28:34
I also remember what we were arguing about.
02:28:36
They were in this circle talking about how their parents
02:28:40
didn't give a shit about them.
02:28:42
Oh, yeah.
02:28:43
And I walked by and I was like, you know what?
02:28:46
I'm not going.
02:28:46
I just I just got here.
02:28:47
I'm not going to be like, I don't know why you kids, you don't understand life.
02:28:52
That's like, no way to talk to anybody, you know?
02:28:54
So I just ignored it and I walked by.
02:28:56
And then the woman, the one girl, and I don't know if it was her,
02:28:59
his girlfriend said a woman or a girl said, and I quote,
02:29:03
my parents wouldn't care if I.
02:29:09
Owe it.
02:29:09
So I was like, dude, this is serious.
02:29:11
I'm like, I can tell you right now I'm, I'm a parent.
02:29:14
And that's my wife right over there.
02:29:16
And I heard you for the last 15 minutes talking about that nonsense.
02:29:20
And I can assure you
02:29:20
that my wife and I just in the 15 minutes that you've been talking about, about
02:29:25
three things, have wondered or worried or said something stupid and just benign.
02:29:28
Not really, but like about our kids.
02:29:30
So like I assured them that not only are they
02:29:33
caring about you and wondering about you,
02:29:36
but they're probably doing it all the time, right?
02:29:39
So you had to inform them that of that, you had to stop.
02:29:42
Yeah, I became the fucking guy.
02:29:43
You guys don't know shit about life.
02:29:45
Who's me? I'm a patriot.
02:29:47
But I say I gave a pass once, but I don't know your.
02:29:49
I actually heard the girls say they they they wouldn't let me tell you if I was.
02:29:54
If they didn't say, just disappeared.
02:29:56
She said if I fucking unaligned.
02:29:58
If I unaligned.
02:29:59
And I was like, dude, I was I just wanted to let them know that.
02:30:01
No, it's it's you. It's not just one.
02:30:03
Definitely, you know, about how their parents
02:30:05
feel about them because you don't care about you.
02:30:08
You don't care about them.
02:30:09
You don't care about the situation. You.
02:30:10
How can you tell someone, oh my God, they
02:30:13
that's our age at there.
02:30:15
So that's why we have to tell my party you touched the children. No.
02:30:21
So I mean, sure,
02:30:23
there's Brady over the top.
02:30:25
So listen to to be fair, I was.
02:30:27
Brady locked it up.
02:30:29
Fuck off.
02:30:29
To be fair, I didn't walk out the door.
02:30:31
Preach, rich. Preach.
02:30:32
Bye bye bye. You kids.
02:30:34
You know this. I walked by a bunch of times.
02:30:36
You I because I love making rounds.
02:30:39
Because I saw music.
02:30:41
You ran over your fucking people there.
02:30:43
There were like, 400 people there.
02:30:45
So it took a while to get around everybody to say hello.
02:30:46
It was like a wedding. It was like a wedding line.
02:30:48
But then the second time around, I was like, dude,
02:30:50
they're still talking about it. And it was getting serious.
02:30:53
I felt like I should just get
02:30:54
my point of view from a parent saying that, fuck, we don't.
02:30:57
Ryan, can you please chime in?
02:30:59
Is there and a moment?
02:31:01
Have you ever gone a whole day
02:31:02
without thinking about your child, let alone like there some actual asshole
02:31:06
children that just deserved to have their parents
02:31:09
just tell them to fuck off forever? Yep, yep.
02:31:11
But guess what their parents are still thinking about?
02:31:13
If it's oh man, I can't believe how bad I fucked up.
02:31:15
I'm in prison.
02:31:16
I can't believe I bet they take a moment.
02:31:18
You think men think about masturbating once a day?
02:31:21
And if you're a man with a parent,
02:31:22
not everyone go ahead and you think about masturbating.
02:31:25
Feel that's you're you're you're doing the same time ever.
02:31:29
Never doing the Gary God thing.
02:31:30
You just you assume when there's there's a chance that there's 100% of a chance
02:31:35
that you are correct. The parents are like the kid.
02:31:38
I've never thought about.
02:31:39
And the kids are like, fuck, leave any parents?
02:31:42
Please comment Colin, this video be out for a while a couple yes please.
02:31:47
Colin, if you've ever murdered your kids or if your kids have no no comment.
02:31:50
If you let us know how you felt about it
02:31:52
and tell me how how you could not care about your kids.
02:31:55
I understand, too, that there are people that have drown their kids in a car.
02:31:58
All of them at one time, right?
02:32:00
That Stacy, Lacey or whatever,
02:32:01
they cared enough to drown them, you know, even they cared.
02:32:05
Yeah. They have to care about something. Yeah.
02:32:07
I wish I could have done it
02:32:10
or I wish I couldn't have done it.
02:32:11
I regret
02:32:14
that's why if and if you're an athlete ever has a child,
02:32:16
don't bet on them because their priorities just changed.
02:32:19
No matter how hard they try.
02:32:20
And sports nobody's going to care.
02:32:23
Here comes the blitz.
02:32:24
And here's Brady.
02:32:27
That's just a small rant.
02:32:28
Sorry, I'm allowed to do it once per show.
02:32:30
Absolutely.
02:32:31
We all became the Brady Bunch.
02:32:34
Do you guys catch that Lions game we won as opposed to last week
02:32:38
where we had seven men on the field.
02:32:40
So I'm sorry, 17 men on the field when we hiked it.
02:32:45
17 men on the field.
02:32:46
That's like a team and a half.
02:32:48
I didn't watch the game. I was like,
02:32:51
let me having sex or something.
02:32:53
I don't even know.
02:32:53
I don't even know what I was I was doing okay in this in this last
02:32:57
The Kid video, I get a fantasy football
02:33:00
alert on my phone right at the beginning.
02:33:03
Oh, of course you do.
02:33:06
And well, it's a it's there are two games on Monday Night Football.
02:33:09
Somebody you'll see I'm wearing this shirt,
02:33:12
the shirt that I'm wearing right now in the last kid video.
02:33:15
No way you're wearing this. Yeah, sure. You're wearing right now.
02:33:18
Fuck yeah. I was like, fucking five hours ago.
02:33:22
Yeah.
02:33:22
I don't want to talk about fantasy football because I do play.
02:33:25
I do enjoy it. I talk about football. I do one season.
02:33:27
I know these people at play join 15.
02:33:29
They're like, I'm winning. I'm like, how many leagues are you?
02:33:31
And it's like betting a thousand times, losing 999 times, winning once.
02:33:34
To me, like I won.
02:33:35
I'm in. I'm like five leagues.
02:33:37
I'm going to win all five.
02:33:39
It's just week three. Just just finished.
02:33:41
And I it's just week is half of my life for my half.
02:33:45
My team is out like right.
02:33:47
I need Team Higgins this challenge tonight
02:33:51
I like anything that like.
02:33:52
So any time anybody like any recreational activities I like I got a rant.
02:33:57
It's not like yeah, right.
02:33:59
What would you rather we do with our, recreational time?
02:34:02
Edit videos, produce.
02:34:04
Yeah. Contribute to the show.
02:34:06
Smoke crystal meth.
02:34:07
I somehow manage to masturbate and walk your dog.
02:34:10
Fantasy football sometimes along with the same dream.
02:34:14
Remember that if you ever win our trophy Bible, call your mom, meditate our trophy.
02:34:18
The whole thing is like, hard and gel on the other.
02:34:21
You know what that football's made out of.
02:34:23
It's not fucking crystal.
02:34:26
It's got
02:34:27
what it.
02:34:29
I have, I have a oh. Okay.
02:34:31
But do you want to say the roll the clip.
02:34:35
Oh, the clip. Brady, you never fucking say it.
02:34:37
Who's going to roll a clip?
02:34:38
Here's for our number one view ball.
02:34:40
Blade.
02:34:43
Break! Oh, yes.
02:34:44
I seriously appreciate you're taking the chance and time
02:34:46
to be compassionate towards some kids you don't even know.
02:34:48
And perhaps preventing them from doing something that cannot be undone.
02:34:52
Yeah, I don't really.
02:34:53
There's nowhere that there was at least one parent
02:34:56
and most likely their parent.
02:34:59
Are there are there any kids involved?
02:35:01
And you know what?
02:35:01
We get those kids, we're like, who the fuck is this old man coming up?
02:35:05
No, no, that's trying to tell us what the fuck you know, parents in me,
02:35:09
you don't know. They were standing around me.
02:35:11
We were like, circle jerking and trading handjobs.
02:35:14
It was pretty bizarre.
02:35:18
That got quiet anyways.
02:35:20
So, I mean, yeah, this. That's good too.
02:35:22
Right after he gave me, I would have I would have not before the kid,
02:35:26
not before he complimented at least, you know
02:35:28
and I like you said it at least, if nothing else.
02:35:31
So like Brady, you're a piece of shit.
02:35:33
But if nothing else, at least
02:35:35
I appreciate you taking the time to save at least five children.
02:35:38
You didn't like. How I like how you just.
02:35:41
You and Ryan both both sit here.
02:35:43
Oh, something that cannot be undone.
02:35:45
Both of you have already assumed that you both saved these children's lives.
02:35:48
When you have, like.
02:35:49
Like it's like, you know, there's been a little
02:35:52
dramatic rose.
02:35:56
Yeah, well, I know, I think.
02:35:57
Yeah.
02:35:58
Well, you know what to say that like that.
02:36:02
If a bunch of old people were standing around
02:36:04
and a girl said all that and an old person didn't step up,
02:36:07
not only would it not give her a different perspective,
02:36:09
but it would have cemented her point of view.
02:36:10
Look, see, they don't even give a shit. We're talking so loud.
02:36:13
We're crying for help and they'll be leaving.
02:36:15
Say no. What? You.
02:36:16
You do the opposite.
02:36:18
If you think the opposite.
02:36:19
Oh, this guy has never met this random guy I've never met before.
02:36:23
Because that cares more about me than my parents.
02:36:25
My parents definitely don't love me.
02:36:27
I'm definitely going to kill myself.
02:36:29
I, I'm going to play our newest mash up.
02:36:37
I can unmute now.
02:36:39
I can hear. You.
02:36:51
I don't think this tempo to mash up
02:36:53
very well.
02:37:15
Is it
02:37:16
possible that some mash ups may ruin a song?
02:37:19
Is that possible?
02:37:20
Yeah. Yeah, definitely. Yeah. Well, I never consider that.
02:37:22
You know what I did?
02:37:22
I just assumed that all of them were masterpieces.
02:37:25
You fucking all of them?
02:37:27
I mean, no, that was there was to the thinking that everybody's.
02:37:32
I find the ones I send you before the show always fail.
02:37:36
But the ones you tried during the show always work.
02:37:40
Yeah.
02:37:41
I took pictures, too, because I was like, he's not going to believe me.
02:37:43
He's going to think I just was cherry picking songs I don't like.
02:37:46
I took evidence of all the failures.
02:37:48
I sent you way too many more than one clip to me.
02:37:53
I think to him that I thought I would get smart, and I was making another video,
02:37:56
like a different video of that clip, and then putting it up on our channel
02:38:00
and trying to mix that one, because we've mixed our own together.
02:38:03
Right.
02:38:04
It's it's my brain.
02:38:05
You can't tease that ever.
02:38:07
And then not show the clip.
02:38:10
So I got one more kid video.
02:38:11
I have an unedited comments unedited.
02:38:14
So yeah, that last one is from no.
02:38:17
We really are 100% shadow band.
02:38:21
Yeah, we get like, I know that there's at least three people watch it.
02:38:25
At least three. It's it.
02:38:26
It's funny because the kid it says more attention I think
02:38:30
because the kid is padding his numbers.
02:38:33
Is that what's going on?
02:38:35
Yeah, the kid's got multiple accounts and he's thumbs
02:38:38
up on those clips something, and then he's thumbs up.
02:38:41
Seeing how you say that, he's thumbing ups.
02:38:44
Oh, I think I had something completely wrong.
02:38:47
We might need an editorial here, but, Brady, you told me, the kid ordered
02:38:52
a shirt.
02:38:54
Is does that make him our second customer after me?
02:38:59
Like, I was our first customer,
02:39:01
but he actually ordered that shirt.
02:39:05
Yeah, he received where he paid for them himself.
02:39:07
Yeah, I've seen him wear it.
02:39:10
It's my face. Oh, he was at the party.
02:39:12
Why didn't he get one? There?
02:39:14
Oh, Logan, his girlfriend did.
02:39:16
Got the shirt off my back.
02:39:19
I was out of shirts. They showed up late.
02:39:21
That's disgusting.
02:39:22
I hopefully she washed it.
02:39:24
I had 14 shirts.
02:39:25
I gave them away to the first 14 guests.
02:39:27
They were 15 and 16.
02:39:29
I gave her my. Hold on. I have the question.
02:39:31
Hold on. Questions.
02:39:33
That's all. Yeah, they were right.
02:39:35
After this video, we'll be back to ask. No.
02:39:36
Oh, did shirtless Joe get a shirt? Yes.
02:39:40
It doesn't wear any since it's washed home.
02:39:43
He refuses to wear.
02:39:45
Wait.
02:39:45
There were 15 and 16 year olds at this party.
02:39:48
No, 1516 over the sizes.
02:39:52
Yeah.
02:39:52
For the record, the kids that we were walking by
02:39:54
and the kid and all that, they're they're over there.
02:39:56
20 shirts go by number sizes.
02:39:58
No, we can't tell.
02:40:00
They're not.
02:40:03
They were kids, but they were not children.
02:40:05
Okay. Thanks for your help.
02:40:07
Our policy team has reviewed your video and has restored it.
02:40:11
Thank you.
02:40:12
Oh. You scored.
02:40:13
There we go. There's our children.
02:40:15
They still aren't letting anybody view it, but are there any kids involved?
02:40:20
They have mocked us and restored a video that they are not letting anybody see.
02:40:24
Okay, great I do that,
02:40:27
Okay.
02:40:27
So I'm going to go oh okay. Video.
02:40:30
Yeah okay
02:40:32
okay okay I will at least.
02:40:35
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
02:40:40
Come on.
02:40:41
Do not remember the that I'm not.
02:40:43
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
02:40:46
Get in the middle.
02:40:48
Oh, shit.
02:40:48
No no no no no no no no no no no no no no
02:40:52
I take it back.
02:40:53
I have to go to him.
02:40:55
So on the clip called Unfolding Drama, will Trump
02:40:58
make it to the election I believe, yes.
02:41:00
One of the three of us had literally boldly predicted that maybe Trump
02:41:05
maybe might not make it to the election.
02:41:08
What happened?
02:41:11
So are we at E
02:41:13
or the first our W, our WJ and what is our W and J?
02:41:21
Anyways this guy said they.
02:41:23
Is that just a neat way of saying we're stupid?
02:41:25
So he's saying that when we said they okay we're stupid.
02:41:30
Okay, so to try and play and joke, obviously
02:41:34
we replied
02:41:37
Oh yeah.
02:41:38
And of course, thank you.
02:41:39
Thank you for commenting.
02:41:42
But then he said thank you for confirmation.
02:41:44
Meaning thinking I was serious.
02:41:46
Haha.
02:41:47
I don't, I don't think people understand that this is a comedy.
02:41:49
I mean, it may not be funny,
02:41:50
it may not ever be funny, but we're actually trying to be funny.
02:41:53
Yeah.
02:41:54
Let's see, I'm here for only four people from
02:41:57
is not seriously one J.
02:42:00
The first.
02:42:05
I think that the I don't think Trump's
02:42:07
going to make it to the election because they're just going to keep trying.
02:42:10
So they're going to keep trying, meaning that
02:42:14
I'm not going to be so bold
02:42:17
as to say that it's just.
02:42:23
But it doesn't really matter who it is, because the context of my clip doesn't
02:42:26
matter who the assailant is, it matters who the victim is and what the hell
02:42:32
actually remarkable.
02:42:34
The time frames from one to the other.
02:42:36
He's not going to stop campaigning.
02:42:39
No, he's not going to give a shit. You don't think that that.
02:42:41
Do you think that they're not planning on him?
02:42:43
They just want him to be scared.
02:42:45
Oh, yeah. Again, by me using a pronoun.
02:42:48
I'm not implying that they're not like a he or she, or that I'm not willing to say
02:42:53
who I think is going to end up doing it or is trying to do it.
02:42:56
But we know from the news that there's five assassin teams
02:43:00
in the United States trying to kill him currently. Right now.
02:43:04
So wrong.
02:43:06
How many is that?
02:43:09
Aired so that he slows down campaign? No.
02:43:11
Because although the point of the clip was do you think that there.
02:43:14
Because, you know, I have a hard time believing you.
02:43:17
I know if it happens all through history, that somebody could kill somebody
02:43:19
on any type of an agenda like my world that doesn't I'm like, I can't that no,
02:43:23
no, it's more likely that they would scare somebody into it
02:43:27
to, you know, get a just a tactical or strategic advantage
02:43:32
to me.
02:43:32
I mean, privately run,
02:43:35
we should probably show all the death threats I profile more.
02:43:39
I'm more of a sympathetic figure. It's wrestling.
02:43:41
It's the he's becomes a baby does so he becomes a baby figure if.
02:43:45
Well, let me tell you something, brother.
02:43:48
If they're only if they're only trying.
02:43:52
Right.
02:43:52
That's what you meant by that.
02:43:54
If they say it makes them succeed, if they succeed, he becomes
02:43:57
more like of a martyr.
02:43:59
Yeah, they it it humanizes them.
02:44:03
Yeah.
02:44:04
And they don't want that.
02:44:05
Yeah, it makes them kind of.
02:44:06
It's like, oh, shit. Like, why are we almost dead? Like that's crazy.
02:44:09
I feel sad for him.
02:44:10
I feel bad for him.
02:44:13
He's got kids like, wow, poor guy.
02:44:16
Aren't they a doll?
02:44:16
Kids, though. Adult kids. Yeah.
02:44:19
He's there with the one.
02:44:20
It's like it would be clear to with all my parental advice.
02:44:22
And I'm not one of those people
02:44:24
that think parents are like an extra class, like, oh, you're not.
02:44:27
You'll be quite whole as soon as you have children.
02:44:31
Like, that's not at all where I'm coming from. With that.
02:44:34
You know, with that I think it's true, but it's true.
02:44:37
But I wouldn't say it out loud to you, right?
02:44:39
You know, to your face, would you?
02:44:40
You're one of these, like, you've got to have children
02:44:42
or you're an idiot and used to do it.
02:44:47
Well, right before I answer this,
02:44:48
have you ever referred to your pets as your children?
02:44:50
We have babies.
02:44:52
I don't have a I don't have my own. You.
02:44:53
They're my babies.
02:44:55
So my baby one time.
02:44:57
So remember when we were talking about about how people judge people
02:45:00
that are religious and I mention people that pretend genders and stuff,
02:45:03
how we can take them seriously.
02:45:04
And it may be a mental defect.
02:45:06
Yeah. Bingo.
02:45:09
Are the babies.
02:45:10
They're you're not your babies.
02:45:15
Nope.
02:45:17
Here's what I just rolled.
02:45:19
Peepee.
02:45:20
Children.
02:45:23
Semen.
02:45:27
Meth.
02:45:27
Amphetamine in a mushroom laced joint.
02:45:30
You pick up a child.
02:45:33
So I also,
02:45:37
I like,
02:45:39
oh, give it a try.
02:45:43
So I.
02:45:46
Oh, I.
02:45:52
Quit.
02:45:52
So that was the kid video.
02:45:55
Did you hear it
02:46:00
when you did?
02:46:04
I fantasize about this back in Chicago.
02:46:07
Mercy, mercy me that mercy you like. Go.
02:46:10
What did he say?
02:46:14
But did.
02:46:15
He's, in this corner at 123 pounds, with safety glasses and a will to.
02:46:20
Not just no question, but also my hands and you.
02:46:23
No one. And the kid was beyond years.
02:46:26
Once those children and boy, are there any kids involved?
02:46:29
Shut the fuck up, kid.
02:46:31
Hey, it's the Gary with the kid.
02:46:33
I caught him on out.
02:46:36
Oh, hey, I didn't see you there.
02:46:39
Gary. With the kid.
02:46:40
Welcome to rubber in a LED Zeppelin shirt.
02:46:43
All dildo plastics, a teal he's wearing.
02:46:46
Yes, dude, he's bonding tie dye.
02:46:48
He bought it from Amazon here.
02:46:51
Yeah, and it wasn't at the concert, so I was curious.
02:46:55
At the last minute I bought that yes.
02:46:57
No shirt it at Walmart.
02:46:58
They have that. They have Zeppelin shirts at Walmart.
02:47:00
Yes they do in target right. Yeah.
02:47:02
He bought at Walmart for sure. The.
02:47:04
Oh yeah. Do you guys have a Walmart?
02:47:06
We don't have a Walmart Armada. Yeah.
02:47:08
No Mart is too small to have a Walmart.
02:47:10
But seriously, do you have a spy?
02:47:13
No. Myers.
02:47:15
The yours is Washington Township.
02:47:17
Look.
02:47:17
Yeah, they're they're in the area where there's, like, some.
02:47:20
Yeah, we have a Kmart.
02:47:21
Still break out the last Kmart I think we mentioned on the show, if the camera.
02:47:26
If there was Kmart still or not
02:47:27
a while back, the last Kmart is about to close in the state of New York.
02:47:32
Oh. It's, Yeah. Sorry.
02:47:35
And he's eating your brownie. Yes, I am, it's very good.
02:47:37
It kind of. Hold on. I made that blondie.
02:47:40
But I say brownie so people don't get confused.
02:47:43
There. We you just confused me.
02:47:45
And you just took away my complaint.
02:47:46
I was going to say, that's not a brownie.
02:47:48
I know it is.
02:47:50
If it reduces follow up questions.
02:47:53
When I say brownie, people understand what I'm talking about.
02:47:56
When I say blondie, they ask me if I'm talking about a big heart of glass.
02:48:01
As somebody who hates chocolate, I like the blondie more.
02:48:04
And how did that work out for you this time?
02:48:06
Oh, those are delicious.
02:48:08
There's so good.
02:48:10
I keep asking him to eat on camera.
02:48:13
You don't put, but I agree.
02:48:15
I ask him daily to eat every day.
02:48:17
I ask him and he finally yielded every day.
02:48:20
I have a special.
02:48:23
Oh, it's the robots.
02:48:24
It's. Hi. Welcome. Flattering.
02:48:25
Okay, but I have a special, banner that I put on there when people.
02:48:28
When you say that. Okay, so I'm going to change.
02:48:31
There we go.
02:48:33
You can talk amongst yourselves whenever there's something new.
02:48:36
A banner.
02:48:37
Let's see a banner.
02:48:38
Oh, wait, I can read it.
02:48:41
I can't read it.
02:48:42
The last part says grab your favorite snack and eat along.
02:48:46
Oh no kidding, that's gross.
02:48:48
You guys are sick.
02:48:49
Hey, it's the Gary with the kid.
02:48:51
I caught him on his way out.
02:48:52
Oh, yeah? And he's eating a brownie.
02:48:54
A what, Blondie I am.
02:48:56
It's very.
02:48:58
What?
02:48:59
It's a, That is.
02:49:01
What did he say?
02:49:03
That is a peanut butter marshmallow chocolate chip, blondie.
02:49:06
Oh, God. It is not that. It's not a it is.
02:49:10
That is just some kind of cake when you put that much shit in it,
02:49:14
I did, I, I heard I made it a confection.
02:49:17
Peanut butter. Rocky, I tell you, work.
02:49:19
I've made so many batches of brownies since I've been out here that I.
02:49:22
It's a I would do myself.
02:49:24
I have to put like six different kinds of candy.
02:49:27
But we in there.
02:49:28
Did you ever make a dessert?
02:49:29
Unless I make a dick for a whole show.
02:49:33
Looks like a cum stain on the on the top.
02:49:36
There we go.
02:49:38
It is.
02:49:38
It's marshmallow.
02:49:41
Yeah. You see the edges? Yes.
02:49:43
We get the camera on the juice.
02:49:46
Oh you do, there is. Yeah, yeah.
02:49:49
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Where's the camera?
02:49:51
And oh my God I just see everything wrong.
02:49:54
Awesome.
02:49:55
So I want to get your reaction.
02:49:56
Is everything wrong kid?
02:49:58
I caught him on his way out.
02:49:59
Oh yeah. And he's eating a brownie. Yes.
02:50:01
I want to pause the video. Don't click that.
02:50:03
I'm staying on this on the top. Yeah. Shit.
02:50:06
I did it again. Yeah. Slow. All right, there we go.
02:50:09
Got to come. Stay.
02:50:12
Back in there.
02:50:12
We've seen it several times.
02:50:15
I just want to make sure I'm saying
02:50:18
I'm pretty sure that come stain is the highlight.
02:50:20
Oh, yeah.
02:50:21
Yeah, that was pretty gnarly.
02:50:22
Now you say that. Oh, I wanted to.
02:50:25
There.
02:50:26
How about that?
02:50:28
Look at the shape of his mouth.
02:50:30
We need some of these.
02:50:32
I need to photoshop a penis in his hand.
02:50:34
Dude.
02:50:34
Yeah, the cum the cum dripping out of his mouth is already there.
02:50:39
Beautiful.
02:50:41
We got shocked areas.
02:50:42
He's like, oh, oh, man.
02:50:44
The look on his face to even his eyes.
02:50:46
He's like, you can't believe it. Oh.
02:50:52
They're both doing it.
02:50:53
You could put that double bill though.
02:50:55
That's Bill choking on.
02:50:56
He's like, all you got to do
02:50:57
is put the double dildo in there and angle it, and you're all set.
02:51:01
That one just made it so
02:51:04
yeah, they both are kind of choking on under the candy.
02:51:09
Yeah that would work.
02:51:11
I'm mesmerized.
02:51:12
I can't take my eyes off of anything.
02:51:14
But I know you get your know,
02:51:17
set up like, you don't want to smoke.
02:51:20
So when you close your eyes, what kind of a cruel joke is, So
02:51:25
true?
02:51:26
That is so true.
02:51:28
Even when you're sleeping, you're still looking at something.
02:51:32
Is putting a female presidential candidate on the on the ticket?
02:51:36
My gut reaction is to say a bad joke.
02:51:38
A bad joke. I don't know if that's the correct answer.
02:51:41
Okay, okay, okay. We got in trouble for this before.
02:51:43
Oh, really? Oh, yeah. Yeah.
02:51:45
I could tie that in with,
02:51:48
He didn't say, because we've we've always lived in a patriarchy.
02:51:51
And, and tonight we're doing a show on the Septuagint.
02:51:56
And the fathers of the Septuagint are include Adam and.
02:52:00
No, Moses, of course.
02:52:02
And Father Abraham. Oh, yeah.
02:52:04
That's that's a giant.
02:52:05
Like he's on my Mount Rushmore of Bible figures.
02:52:08
Exactly.
02:52:09
So, so, Abraham, his name was Abraham until he was into his 90s.
02:52:14
Changed it to Abraham. He didn't have any kids.
02:52:16
He was in his 90s.
02:52:17
Yeah, and a lot of name changes.
02:52:20
And I do remember Sarah turning into a pillar of salt because she looked bad.
02:52:23
No, that was someone that we.
02:52:25
Yeah. Okay.
02:52:26
No, Abraham.
02:52:26
But, I was going to kill a kid on the on the mountain.
02:52:29
Right? Isaac.
02:52:30
Yeah.
02:52:30
But but he never did scary stories.
02:52:33
But he was willing to. That's. Yes.
02:52:35
Okay. Yeah. The lack of follow through kind of pisses me off.
02:52:37
But there are still atheists.
02:52:39
And a lot of them, they even talk like religious people.
02:52:41
Like, I don't have any kids because I don't know, low motility
02:52:44
or something like that, but I swear I did not watch these ahead.
02:52:49
That's good.
02:52:49
Almost there.
02:52:50
Atheism.
02:52:50
Because you don't have kids because you have low motility.
02:52:54
Some maybe.
02:52:56
No, I hate kids.
02:52:57
They're dirty and they steal.
02:52:59
I know why, I know why, it's because you put your jizz on your blondies
02:53:03
instead of in your wife. Yeah, you saw that?
02:53:05
Just say that's why he has no kids and adopt the kid.
02:53:10
Yeah, man, could you imagine that?
02:53:12
You just made it weird. We've been doing it for, like.
02:53:14
Which is funny because, like, the kid does not know.
02:53:17
Yeah, the kid does not know.
02:53:19
He's the latest in a long lineage of the kids he's trying on to do it.
02:53:23
Look, he framing, he heard you talking about it and realized, wait a minute.
02:53:27
There's something weird going on. How big?
02:53:29
How big is how little kid is right now, too, right?
02:53:33
I you know what? Our size differential isn't that great.
02:53:36
I tower over him in the videos, but it's because I'm holding the camera.
02:53:41
Who is?
02:53:41
Who is between kale and the kid?
02:53:43
There's. There had to be somebody. That dude.
02:53:44
Sperm count. No. It was it was really a joke.
02:53:47
And I only changed one word
02:53:50
like normal people.
02:53:51
I was this age.
02:53:52
Is kale, right?
02:53:53
Or was Greg Younger aggressive?
02:53:56
What do you mean, early 20s or all early 20s?
02:53:59
Easy was the youngest.
02:54:01
I mean, who's in between?
02:54:03
What the fuck?
02:54:05
No, I was young.
02:54:06
Gary's little boy, mentor's protege, I yeah, yeah,
02:54:10
I went straight from easy to cave to kale.
02:54:15
I mean, kale became.
02:54:17
I going to ask and this is, this is not for the show.
02:54:19
This is for the authorities, though, because when I was like, what?
02:54:23
What mastery what thing are you benefiting them?
02:54:26
Otherwise, I don't think it's, Prentice.
02:54:28
I have a lot to offer. Hang on. What Will and I were.
02:54:31
I think you're just grooming with this. Yes.
02:54:33
I'm willing to offer.
02:54:35
Right.
02:54:36
I want you to be careful. That's useful. Groomed
02:54:40
as two people without children.
02:54:41
Now I feel like
02:54:42
I have to give you advice every step of every way of your life. Now.
02:54:46
Like.
02:54:46
No, I'm not trying to tell you how to live your life,
02:54:48
but I think you should live your life more like mine.
02:54:52
I can't.
02:54:53
Okay, fine. Don't. Yeah.
02:54:55
But but he never did, so. Yeah.
02:54:58
But he was willing to. Yeah.
02:55:00
Okay. Yeah.
02:55:00
The lack of follow through kind of pisses me off, but I'm. Yeah. Oh, yeah.
02:55:03
This crystal is part of Bible story.
02:55:05
I just can't, like, I don't have any kids because I'm Mount Rushmore of my figures.
02:55:09
Exactly.
02:55:09
So I were doing, show on the Septuagint.
02:55:12
And the fathers of the Septuagint are include Adam and Noah.
02:55:17
Moses, of course.
02:55:19
Father Abraham, Moses is the author of giant. Bye.
02:55:22
Like he's on my Mount Rushmore of Bible figures.
02:55:25
Exactly.
02:55:26
So, so Abraham, his name was Abraham until he was into his 90s.
02:55:31
Changed it to Abraham.
02:55:32
He didn't have any kids in his 90s.
02:55:34
Yeah, I just can't. Abe.
02:55:36
And I do remember you're into a pillar of salt because she looked back.
02:55:40
No, that was somebody different.
02:55:42
Yeah. Okay.
02:55:42
No, Abraham's the one that, a couple Abraham versus Sarah.
02:55:46
Yeah.
02:55:47
But I sure like that I never did, so. Yeah.
02:55:50
But he was willing to. Yeah.
02:55:52
Okay. Yeah.
02:55:52
The lack of follow through kind of went in down. Yeah. Oh, sure.
02:55:55
Yeah. Ruth.
02:55:56
Sarah,
02:55:57
I just can't, like, I don't have any, I don't know, low motility
02:56:00
or something like that.
02:56:01
But man, could you imagine that dude.
02:56:03
Sperm sperm goo.
02:56:04
He had his 90s heat pump like having.
02:56:07
I mean, it's already astronomical for normal people.
02:56:09
It's. It's got to be just boggling. Anyway,
02:56:13
we just got an update on the fantasy stat line.
02:56:16
Fantasy football score.
02:56:18
Okay, nice.
02:56:18
But Abraham has some massive balls.
02:56:21
All right, Abraham said balls.
02:56:22
Yeah, you heard it here first.
02:56:24
As above.
02:56:25
So below was my catch phrase.
02:56:28
Did you hear?
02:56:29
I know you still got how much you got off on that.
02:56:32
You were like, oh, they grow up so fast.
02:56:36
I know they gotta do that.
02:56:37
Somebody else,
02:56:41
you know, there's an as above,
02:56:42
so below in, the Lord's Prayer.
02:56:46
You are so excited, dude.
02:56:48
I know on earth as it is in heaven.
02:56:50
After he said it.
02:56:52
Amazingly excited.
02:56:54
Yeah.
02:56:54
What's up with that tooth?
02:56:55
Is it pulled yet?
02:56:58
Pull it yourself.
02:56:59
Yeah. We go.
02:57:00
We do right now.
02:57:01
You got the coat, you got the loose tooth.
02:57:04
I know you could.
02:57:05
You know, I've been talking on mine like trying to figure out how this works.
02:57:09
You know what? You could start in your garage. What?
02:57:16
Doo doo doo
02:57:17
doo. You.
02:57:23
Oh, that is fantastic.
02:57:25
I remember every so often I ask if things are getting overused.
02:57:28
You just.
02:57:30
You just got to let me know, bro.
02:57:32
That's that's great.
02:57:33
I love it.
02:57:39
Yeah.
02:57:40
Yeah.
02:57:41
I think you're ruining the show.
02:57:44
Yeah I'm just kidding.
02:57:49
Why would you say that.
02:57:51
Think you're ruining the show.
02:57:55
You figure we'll put it.
02:57:59
Pick that wheel.
02:58:00
You're not going to like this one.
02:58:01
I mean, whoops, when I say.
02:58:06
In control over this.
02:58:09
Oh, yeah?
02:58:11
Well, isn't that weird? I you know what?
02:58:13
I swear to God, I don't I know, I know, I know, I said that to be funny.
02:58:16
And then we were talking about having kids or not.
02:58:18
And, parents. Yeah. Pregnancy came up.
02:58:21
I swear to you that I don't.
02:58:24
I can prove it, but,
02:58:27
first, first you have to rant about pregnancy.
02:58:29
It's great timing.
02:58:30
I wanna hear both of you rant about pregnancy.
02:58:33
Oh, yeah.
02:58:34
Like, as if women weren't bitchy enough.
02:58:40
But they're doing something.
02:58:41
I mean, it makes sense with their ankles swell up.
02:58:44
That's.
02:58:44
That's not a good word, dude.
02:58:47
Yeah, my wife's ankle swollen.
02:58:49
You had.
02:58:49
We had to go to the c room
02:58:53
IUD because it's it's, you know why that how you like
02:58:56
high blood pressure, DUI.
02:58:59
And they're about to gain 60 pounds.
02:59:01
You foundation I yeah.
02:59:05
You you'd
02:59:07
you die.
02:59:09
All right.
02:59:09
Speaking of abortion, speaking of abortion,
02:59:11
I'm going to let you both off the hook.
02:59:13
All right?
02:59:16
There's have to do the hook.
02:59:17
I'm suing you have issued,
02:59:22
oh. Please have some of is up to TV now.
02:59:26
I've heard what's of
02:59:29
Tiff.
02:59:30
So, it's short for television.
02:59:33
I haven't watched.
02:59:35
We used to watch YouTube on.
02:59:37
I, I'm serious.
02:59:39
I haven't watched TV other than a football game in months.
02:59:44
Really?
02:59:44
I tried to sit down and watch the new Baywatch, but, you know, because it's just
02:59:49
it's just nine days a week.
02:59:50
You can't party every night, right?
02:59:52
It was so.
02:59:53
I don't watch it.
02:59:54
It was horrible
02:59:57
TV. Well,
02:59:59
yeah.
02:59:59
TV to to sidebar.
03:00:02
So you got a TV?
03:00:04
Did you guys see the, that Secret Service,
03:00:08
the newest secret service chief, interview
03:00:12
the no assassination attempt.
03:00:15
Very much on the ball, on the money.
03:00:17
But at one point, he does,
03:00:20
he does because he's asked about,
03:00:23
the service, the, detail, the Secret Service detail.
03:00:27
And he was saying that.
03:00:28
Yes, former President Trump has the same exact detail
03:00:34
as former president, but he almost says former President Biden.
03:00:39
And then he goes, no, President Biden.
03:00:41
Now, the Secret Service detail would be obviously protecting him.
03:00:47
So they know where he where he's going and when he's going there.
03:00:52
So they would have an idea that's how much this guy's actually doing.
03:00:56
And then Ben Shapiro had a big rant about how,
03:00:59
we really haven't seen much of him.
03:01:02
When he's spoken, he's been kind of out of it.
03:01:06
And so at this point, I don't know.
03:01:08
He hasn't he's not capable of rerunning.
03:01:11
Why have they not called it
03:01:14
done?
03:01:15
And why haven't they taken the reins away from him and made Kamala Harris
03:01:18
the president of like, a vote of no confidence?
03:01:22
I know they don't.
03:01:24
They don't want her to be in charge of the country temporarily until the election,
03:01:27
because then they can reflect this current regime on on her
03:01:31
when she could right now. Right.
03:01:33
He's escaped to say.
03:01:38
He I think I don't understand why he's still able to be in charge.
03:01:41
He's he's they made a deal with them in order for him to step down peacefully
03:01:45
and not.
03:01:46
And here's the agreement was
03:01:48
he gets to gracefully glide out like, yeah, in the night.
03:01:52
Yeah, that was part of the deal.
03:01:54
What a better excuse in 5 to 50 years.
03:01:57
We're going to hear about the shit that happened in 20 tweet 2023 and 2024.
03:02:02
And they're going to scene.
03:02:03
It was crazy old Joe over. Yeah.
03:02:05
Just like Bernie. Yes.
03:02:06
Yeah okay. Go.
03:02:10
Yeah.
03:02:10
Oh I keep hearing about agenda 2025.
03:02:14
Like, why is, the blue side telling us what the red side's planning on doing?
03:02:19
Like. Yeah.
03:02:21
Oh, yeah, I know. How do you write a 900?
03:02:24
I know, I hear Harris is spending a lot of money on Pluto TV ads.
03:02:28
Because I swear to God,
03:02:29
because you can watch, like, bar rescue and Pluto TV is a great gate.
03:02:33
There's Judge Judy just on repeat, and it's free, but,
03:02:37
there's fucking ads, like 2 or 3 ads every every 15 minutes.
03:02:42
Ten minutes. It's all lies.
03:02:46
It's all. Yeah, it's all right.
03:02:48
You can make I get a Trump ad followed by, Harris ad.
03:02:53
When I listen to Spotify or Pandora
03:02:57
back to back, I don't I want to have too bad that one on the other.
03:03:01
You know how they kind of the never Trump and the anti-Trump became a thing
03:03:04
instead of having a policy or platform, you could just be like,
03:03:08
well, we're not him.
03:03:09
It seems like every candidate has taken that.
03:03:12
They just I know that's always like, tell me one thing good about yourself.
03:03:15
Oh yeah. Which is one good thing about yourself.
03:03:18
Not all the
03:03:20
other side.
03:03:20
And when they're both doing that,
03:03:22
don't they realize that they make everybody look like shit, even if they're
03:03:26
half the people? Don't
03:03:28
know that they're lies.
03:03:29
I mean, all right, that's not a good ad for you.
03:03:32
Lies, lies. But, you know.
03:03:34
Yeah, if you make mistakes and you do something wrong,
03:03:37
you happen to maybe become a mafia person and kill people.
03:03:40
It's always good to have a second chance.
03:03:43
Yes. Okay, so you just terrible thing.
03:03:46
That's more of a thing for you than that dude, it's messed up
03:03:51
and you feel terrible, but.
03:03:54
For suckers.
03:03:55
I'm trying to convert that to their own version right now.
03:04:01
But, like, I've never, ever seen ever.
03:04:06
So step turn to do something.
03:04:09
You've never come back from your.
03:04:14
Community to for all crime.
03:04:17
Never laughed at all his words
03:04:22
it even a bit.
03:04:23
Oh, man.
03:04:25
You spoke of women's ways.
03:04:28
The drive you down the you lose you
03:04:31
before you even know
03:04:34
what love is. Love on your part.
03:04:36
You drive.
03:04:37
Don't ever let it show
03:04:41
I wish that I knew what I know now
03:04:45
when I was younger I wish that
03:04:49
I knew what I know now.
03:04:52
But when I'm was song the song that catch the kids up.
03:04:55
Pretty show you still the hard way.
03:05:00
The party's back on us again.
03:05:03
But dressed the convention
03:05:06
I come on now and it ain't you kid.
03:05:09
Is not to make you feel my.
03:05:13
But love is flying I just to remind you just of all the dance
03:05:19
you. You do.
03:05:42
When you wanna live, you get up cheap.
03:05:45
Thank you. I know where you are.
03:05:48
If you want some more, then she's got to sleep.
03:05:51
This twinkling with the stars
03:05:55
for your grandson.
03:05:58
There's nothing I can say
03:06:01
not to love.
03:06:03
But just like me.
03:06:04
When I thought is where la la la.
03:06:10
Ooh la la la la la la la la.
03:06:14
What do you think? Oh.
03:06:27
I wish that I knew all about what
03:06:32
I when I was younger I wish that
03:06:36
I knew what I know now.
03:06:39
When I was younger, I.
03:06:52
Knew it didn't mesh up.
03:06:57
But off with the, the comedy.
03:06:59
I know that I wanted to play, so it was great.
03:07:02
The beginning was awesome.
03:07:04
Killed two birds with one stone.
03:07:07
I like it great.
03:07:09
I like it a lot.
03:07:13
Yeah.
03:07:14
At the beginning, that guy was saying,
03:07:16
the person that did the terrible things that you're so worried about
03:07:18
isn't the very current you.
03:07:20
So it wasn't the you that is you.
03:07:23
And we've talked about that, like how you're
03:07:26
a different person than you were even five minutes ago,
03:07:31
but exactly.
03:07:32
He's using it in the Catholic terms, I think, where you can do horrible things
03:07:37
and then just forget about that and then you can be,
03:07:40
you know, you're a new person, then you're good. You're all good.
03:07:42
Yeah, yeah.
03:07:43
We just pretend, I mean, like a lamb or a dove
03:07:49
or you the one last.
03:07:50
If you're thinking about even ending, I have one last.
03:07:54
What did you.
03:07:55
What did he say?
03:07:56
This one's a little bit different because it's not actual one last.
03:08:00
What did you. What did he say?
03:08:01
What do you what did he say?
03:08:02
Like, that's my favorite segment.
03:08:04
What did you what? It is a ferret.
03:08:06
What did he say?
03:08:08
Really sorry I like what did you have?
03:08:11
Native decline reduced by mind diet.
03:08:13
Especially for women and black people.
03:08:17
What? Oh, no. That's racist.
03:08:20
What did he say?
03:08:22
No. The study showed.
03:08:24
But how did the study show?
03:08:28
Because
03:08:30
it's saying that.
03:08:32
And we're supposed to know that everything is a kick in, but it.
03:08:37
Oh, no, no.
03:08:38
Women in black people are known for being stupid.
03:08:43
Well, studies have shown, apparently.
03:08:45
Yeah.
03:08:46
So it shows a different trend
03:08:50
when you change their diet. So.
03:08:53
Well, that's the trick.
03:08:54
That's the trick.
03:08:54
There was no control study because there's another one that says
03:08:58
cognitive decline reduced by people that don't change their diet.
03:09:02
No, we knew there were stupid, especially for women and black people.
03:09:06
Right. We yeah. That's why we don't need a control group.
03:09:09
They've got an established track record.
03:09:14
High or no.
03:09:14
Great show. As above, so below.
03:09:16
Dear flag.
03:09:21
Dear flag,
03:09:23
dear flag.
03:09:39
Which?
03:09:39
Let's go back.
03:09:40
Let's just hashtag.
03:09:41
Let's have one stand for black man.
03:09:43
Oh, that's what he calls white, which still can't get past it.
03:09:46
And pompous wakes up and they pass it to chance.
03:09:50
Like, what's this place that in that black
03:09:53
that now when it's a terrorist attack after this mortal combat.
03:09:57
So I should just stop that they talk after they go
03:10:00
back with tags attached and tell us where they
03:10:04
can't answer that.
03:10:05
Oh, let me back in the back with the flag spray.
03:10:07
They sit back and say, what's going on?
03:10:09
Back that back. That's for you.
03:10:12
That's a plan.
03:10:13
You think it's black middle class and in the best back for the backlash,
03:10:16
the public will tell you
03:10:18
that you can't stand it till you you can't accept what you can't understand it.
03:10:23
What sounds great for one man that stand that I have that for the last time.
03:10:28
That's. And that's why I never until it's back to.
03:10:30
It's like that's why.
03:10:32
But when they get the captain and that's left that's that's that's the fact.
03:10:36
There's no cycle.
03:10:37
That last one time cycle in a wrestling match,
03:10:40
that match to match, that match and that's that.
03:10:43
That's a black that like that class black.
03:10:46
Yeah.
03:10:46
Match up match that some track that like math class where bam
03:10:52
bam bam bam bam bam I draft matic that that said Eric Clapton's better.
03:10:56
And the sad fact that his flash crash in the last
03:11:00
and just jam the song flash back flash Wally sass Clapton.
03:11:05
I'm done rap and this is Black wax this.
03:11:11
I like it a lot.
03:11:15
I do, I absolutely do.
03:11:21
But this
03:11:23
whole.
03:11:27
Black press press
03:11:29
don't like that's going.
03:11:44
Up. Oh!
03:11:46
Go for speed. Oh!
03:11:59
I gotta go. I.
03:12:06
See he. Oh!
03:12:13
Flash press.
03:12:15
Have a good night.
03:12:16
Flash.
03:12:17
Talk to you, buddy.
03:12:26
Okay.
03:12:26
It's the Brady and Joshua Brady and or Gary.
03:12:30
As above and so below.
03:12:33
We call so close Brady.
03:12:35
And for sure, we're doing it our way.
03:12:38
We're gonna make it make our dreams come true Brady and your.
03:12:43
So it's Brady and draw.
03:12:45
It's their show now Brady draw I never knew that I honestly never knew that
03:12:52
the clip Brady
03:12:55
you know clip Brady.
03:12:57
The conclusions you are reaching.
03:13:23
It's really not over.
03:13:24
It goes on for another.
03:13:25
Yeah. It's. No. That's all I wanted.
03:13:28
As above. So below.
03:13:32
Do it.
03:13:33
I better be myself. Read up.
03:13:36
Thinking that I like to do that I.
03:13:41
I, I let you up that it's only fair
03:13:45
to play them I love that, but then you get more to get nice.
03:13:50
But you can go, oh,
03:13:53
God, you know, no, I'm
03:13:57
not what I like.
03:14:00
You understand? Oh.
03:14:08
Oh, wait, that's not popular show,
03:14:11
is it?
03:14:11
It isn't. It is.
03:14:12
It isn't it?
03:14:15
No, we don't we don't have children on this show.
03:14:18
This is the. This is the after our show.
03:14:19
There's no kids.
03:14:21
Are there are there any kids involved?
03:14:23
He said no, Bob, I don't know if I'll.
03:14:25
I'll be honest with you.
03:14:26
At first it was cool, but now no sitting outside some
03:14:32
trailer.
03:14:33
I feel a little creepy. Say what?
03:14:37
Especially we.
03:14:38
We can't have. You can't.
03:14:39
You can't be grooming and luring children outside.
03:14:43
I don't know nothing about it, man.
03:14:47
Baby, I was with you.
03:14:49
I really it takes me a little bit of time to understand what he was saying.
03:14:52
You know what I mean?
03:14:54
I think most people would, Bob, because he's talking about luring children, so I.
03:14:58
Yeah.
03:15:00
Yeah.
03:15:01
So exactly.
03:15:03
We have no interest in the vice presidential debate, right?
03:15:07
I'm pretty sure it's not. There's a vice presidential debate.
03:15:10
Yeah.
03:15:10
That's going to be not good for Mr.
03:15:13
Walls.
03:15:14
So I went for I don't care.
03:15:18
I don't care who you are.
03:15:19
Guess what I care everywhere.
03:15:21
Walls.
03:15:23
The other Harry walls.
03:15:25
All I know is that it doesn't matter who you are
03:15:27
or what the situation is when you're on the other side of any argument
03:15:31
involving someone who is a lawyer, you're never.
03:15:34
You're not going to win like it's
03:15:37
just, I don't know, they're they're groomed on
03:15:38
how to speak, speak in court, speak publicly, get straight to the point.
03:15:42
Get straight to the facts, not belabor points.
03:15:46
I hate that politicians are.
03:15:47
It's an art lawyers.
03:15:49
Yeah, well, it's an art.
03:15:52
It's a part of lawyering.
03:15:57
Once you learn the system, you're like, wow, I, I we can take corruption, right?
03:16:01
Legal, legal and approved corruption to a whole nother level.
03:16:04
Once you at the top of the legal profession.
03:16:07
What did he say?
03:16:09
But. So in that case, you're talking about the vice presidents.
03:16:12
One is a lawyer and one isn't. I don't know much about them.
03:16:14
One of them,
03:16:15
one of the lawyer, and one was an assistant head coach
03:16:17
for a couple of years, like, I don't know, 20, 20 plus years ago.
03:16:20
That was his profession. He wasn't like a volunteer.
03:16:24
It wasn't his profession.
03:16:25
He just. He just was. Yeah, he was a volunteer, but.
03:16:28
Well, as a well as a parent. Sure.
03:16:30
I have to tell you something that you don't understand.
03:16:32
I do understand,
03:16:34
I'm clearly joking.
03:16:36
What's your coach? Your coach for life?
03:16:38
No, I was going to say that, you know, your honor,
03:16:40
you can, coach and not do it just to touch children.
03:16:44
You can do it to. Actually, I no one said, but they were.
03:16:47
It was hanging your head on it.
03:16:48
20 years later when you're running for.
03:16:52
It's a it's a good, notable, honorable thing to list
03:16:55
if you're running for office.
03:16:56
I understand that 20 years ago I did it for a couple of years, but
03:17:00
my point was as if he was actually a coach as a profession.
03:17:03
I looked down on that.
03:17:04
Sorry coaches, sorry coaches, you're changing minds and all that stuff.
03:17:08
I'm sure you do well, but I don't want a coach running things.
03:17:11
I just don't like to be sold the bill of goods.
03:17:14
I don't know, go up to a politician and be like, you know,
03:17:17
I really don't like the way you voted on that.
03:17:18
Shut up. Get down and give me 20 like that.
03:17:20
That's why I feel like a coach would be.
03:17:23
You know, it's they're missing the point.
03:17:24
That's good for children that need to be shaped that way.
03:17:29
I don't know.
03:17:29
So the coaches do stuff either really good for children or really bad I don't know.
03:17:33
Yeah. I just don't know. It's all the false.
03:17:36
There's no in between.
03:17:38
Let's see what I said there. Don't lie. Just don't.
03:17:40
Yeah. But do you.
03:17:41
So to me it's your fault
03:17:43
if you expect a politician not to be selling you a bad bill of goods,
03:17:47
that's like going into the desert, getting bit by a snake and go.
03:17:49
Holy shit, the snake bit me.
03:17:50
Whose fault is that? You were the snake.
03:17:53
Why, it kind of is the snake's fault.
03:17:55
Because it's like, why you biting people, bro?
03:17:57
Who does that?
03:17:58
Seriously? If.
03:18:00
No, seriously, if,
03:18:03
Okay.
03:18:04
I mean, seriously, who does it
03:18:06
if we're all just conscious beings?
03:18:09
According to Gary, I do that.
03:18:11
Why can't we all feel like I don't bite?
03:18:13
Don't bite?
03:18:14
I don't blame a snake for biting.
03:18:16
If it's so night and day
03:18:17
as conscious and conscious, why can't the snake just be like.
03:18:20
And I made it easy for you. I didn't say like in your house.
03:18:22
Like people be like, you know, I heard a great analogy for spiders.
03:18:26
If so, this.
03:18:28
I killed a fucking nasty one earlier.
03:18:30
That thing was fucking huge.
03:18:31
It's gross. People care about, you know. They care about the environment.
03:18:34
They want to save animals peed and all this in that.
03:18:36
So they asked a simple question,
03:18:38
what's the humane thing to do if you find a rodent in your house?
03:18:42
That was it.
03:18:42
And then they even made it multiple choice later.
03:18:44
But I don't even need to make a multiple choice.
03:18:46
What's the most humane thing you can do?
03:18:49
Why? Because we're gods.
03:18:50
And the answer?
03:18:51
No, it's the deer scenario.
03:18:53
It's just the deer scenario.
03:18:55
There is more than enough of them.
03:18:57
So the point is like so if you if you have a mouse and, end up
03:19:01
making more food for the rest of them, but so make it more personal.
03:19:04
If you have a mouse in your house, what's the most humane thing
03:19:09
that's second?
03:19:10
Well, that's the second most, I don't know.
03:19:13
I don't know how the poison really affects them, but, you do what it does.
03:19:16
All right?
03:19:16
So I don't want to get into the bait of which is the more humane way to kill
03:19:19
choices are actually, there's the one that breaks their spinal column.
03:19:22
The typical choice that people do are kill it,
03:19:26
ignore it, or let it outside.
03:19:29
I don't know why those.
03:19:30
My dad has regular traps up north
03:19:33
in the crawl space, but he also has glue traps
03:19:37
and it's just kind of sad.
03:19:39
Well, the most humane thing to do is to ignore them and live with them, right?
03:19:43
They you should cohabitate with them.
03:19:45
But who the hell they're right, mom.
03:19:46
Shit their disease all over here.
03:19:47
I'm just saying, though, the Peta
03:19:49
and all that, they're like, well, you got to let them out.
03:19:50
You can't kill like you said.
03:19:51
You thought the most humane way was to kill it.
03:19:54
To me, the most humane way is to live with it.
03:19:56
But that that's not an option for me.
03:19:58
I would to me, the second most humane thing to do is to kill it
03:20:01
quickly, to let it outside, especially an indoor mouse.
03:20:04
You probably just gave it the most torturous last night of its life,
03:20:08
an enormous.
03:20:09
There's no such thing.
03:20:10
I don't know whether there are.
03:20:13
I learned on flash rants that there are jumping spiders like little dogs.
03:20:16
They jump on your hand and shit. You can, like, let them. Yeah, yeah.
03:20:18
Well yeah.
03:20:19
You they'll they'll yeah, I say I, I do I tried, I tried all week.
03:20:23
The spiders scared the shit of me. How do you get them.
03:20:25
It's like
03:20:27
they're very defensive.
03:20:28
But you just got to get them to like, crawl on something.
03:20:31
But the thing is, is, they they're they weak.
03:20:35
Get them to crawl on something.
03:20:36
Every time I try to do that, they they jump.
03:20:38
Dude, you can't even squash one. They're like, yeah, I don't try. So what?
03:20:41
I'm not trying to squash them. We're trying to get it on my hand.
03:20:43
They jump and they're, they're they're little
03:20:45
they have like a little rip cord usually like right behind them.
03:20:49
And so whenever they jump, they have a web behind them.
03:20:52
So they can always catch themselves.
03:20:53
So if you can get that and you just let them fall on your hand,
03:20:55
they have no idea where they are and they'll jump from hand to hand.
03:20:58
But I got one up in the behind the screen in my basement and I it pops out
03:21:02
all the time, startles me a little bit because they move quick and it's big.
03:21:06
They're big.
03:21:07
They're not ones that are.
03:21:08
Well, yeah, I never cared about it.
03:21:10
I let I let spiders live.
03:21:11
I, I'm humane with my spiders.
03:21:13
That was the segue before I let them live in my house.
03:21:16
I live with spiders. You should because they actually help right?
03:21:21
But this jumping one, I, I was I just instead of ignoring it,
03:21:24
I'm like really like an I looked online and there are people that actually
03:21:28
I don't know if they train them because it could be a YouTube trick,
03:21:30
but they're jumping from finger to finger doing all this cool thing.
03:21:33
So I'm like, I yeah, they just know to go to the next thing.
03:21:35
It's kind of, you just put your hand at least want to get just like a slinky.
03:21:39
Like like it's like a slinky. Yeah.
03:21:41
They'll just keep going and going in that direction.
03:21:43
Like, I don't know this or like a, this spider scared the shit of me
03:21:46
because I can't get them anywhere near my hand.
03:21:51
So yeah, they get kind of defensive.
03:21:52
So they're going to be like they're going to put
03:21:54
because they're like, but you got to kind of just get them.
03:21:57
I also heard that once they're on your hand, they don't really don't know.
03:22:00
But so I was working at the, BMW dealership and the BMW
03:22:05
would come over with my Segways about a B, and you said, BMW.
03:22:09
I'm going to remember these, like, packs of fucking.
03:22:11
These like these, like there'd be a nest of these jumping spiders
03:22:16
and, there they would come over from Germany.
03:22:20
This particular kind.
03:22:21
I don't know exactly what the deal was, but, so we we kind of
03:22:25
were like, okay, there's and it was a fairly new dealership.
03:22:28
And the dude said that when they first moved in
03:22:30
that they would like sweep, you know, like the little the spiders that are there.
03:22:33
They're not brown recluses, but they look like brown recluses.
03:22:36
But they they're not the film, just a regular little spider.
03:22:39
Yeah, yeah.
03:22:41
That motherfucker's
03:22:42
like he said that he would, like, sweep them out the fucking door.
03:22:45
Right. So then things are nasty.
03:22:46
I fucking hate those ones.
03:22:47
And so we had this this jumping spider that we were.
03:22:51
We kept in this little plastic, you know, cage.
03:22:53
And we were giving it crickets and shit.
03:22:55
We'd find stuff for it to eat outside.
03:22:57
And, then we put one of them wolf spiders in there and we were like,
03:23:00
oh, no, it's going to get its ass kicked.
03:23:02
This little fucking jumping spider, right?
03:23:04
We come in the next morning.
03:23:06
It fucking strung though.
03:23:08
He had it strung up in the corner. Right.
03:23:10
So we we nicknamed it Tyson after Mike Tyson.
03:23:14
Anything we put in there, it would whoop its ass.
03:23:16
Like it didn't matter how big the fucking spider was.
03:23:19
What it would do is it would just stalk them.
03:23:22
It would stalk them from the wall, and it would pretty much just be upside down
03:23:25
and just kind of jump on them, jump on their back
03:23:28
and just fucking strike them out of nowhere.
03:23:30
And the one time we put two big ass fuckers in there
03:23:33
and we're like, there's no way this this thing's going to survive.
03:23:35
But he had them both strung up in opposite corners.
03:23:38
When we came in the next morning, it was so that's like the jumping spiders,
03:23:42
too, because
03:23:44
I'm bringing back a segment.
03:23:45
You started this.
03:23:46
I don't remember exactly what you were doing
03:23:48
or why you're doing it, but I'm bringing it back.
03:23:51
What it is.
03:23:51
This is a jumping spider versus a wolf.
03:23:54
Spider we had you had some weird. No, that was a bug or was.
03:23:57
Yeah. Monster. Yeah. Yeah, I love that show.
03:23:59
Well, this is similar.
03:24:00
So the way you told your friend you're not.
03:24:03
Okay. That's a big ass jumping. Tell me what?
03:24:06
Oh, wait, it's a big ass. What?
03:24:07
You never said you felt that way.
03:24:11
Because you just did the spider starts, I think.
03:24:13
So I'm gonna jump into already.
03:24:17
But I'm on you too long.
03:24:19
I think the two is like, hey, man, what the fuck, man?
03:24:21
We're both spiders. Get the hell out of here.
03:24:23
As you fade away, why would you just sit there and let.
03:24:28
You just sit there and let you fade away.
03:24:31
You're in a trailer right now that you're in a trailer right now.
03:24:34
If another guy came up, if another human came up.
03:24:37
I am not in a trailer.
03:24:38
You're outside of a trailer front room.
03:24:40
I'm going to add on front room. Fucker.
03:24:42
Oh you're indoors.
03:24:43
You're in a you're in a built in.
03:24:44
Yeah. Porch. Yeah.
03:24:48
All right.
03:24:48
So you're outside of the front of a trailer with a little bit of spring.
03:24:52
And if it was Florida,
03:24:53
if Florida doesn't call that no calls that outside cottage up north.
03:24:57
Is there air? Is there air blowing in there?
03:25:00
No, there would be if I had the windows open.
03:25:02
I just don't want,
03:25:04
So anyways, you're
03:25:05
inside on the outside front porch.
03:25:08
What did he say?
03:25:12
I forgot what I was going to say.
03:25:13
Oh, if another if another human came up to your porch and just started.
03:25:17
Started just tearing through the screen, just looking.
03:25:20
Hey, hey, what's your name?
03:25:21
Hey, draw.
03:25:22
I'm. I'm Steve, and just.
03:25:26
Started tearing your screen up.
03:25:27
Would you just curl up in the corner
03:25:29
and go, oh, I better not move so he doesn't see me?
03:25:33
That's spiders.
03:25:33
My point is this stupid.
03:25:35
This spider has no defense. He better attack.
03:25:38
Yeah, I don't know if the spider also knows, like.
03:25:40
Oh, no, I know what your things are.
03:25:43
Who's your money on? So by your experience in your story.
03:25:45
Yeah. The jumping spider. Oh, yeah. I love the jumping spiders.
03:25:48
See, the way that the way the spiders just eat spiders.
03:25:51
Spiders suck. Jumping spider.
03:25:52
Yeah. I used to hate spiders. And I'm coming around.
03:25:55
I will save a jumping game, but I know that they will.
03:25:58
Every time I flip like it's Monday, something's going wrong.
03:26:01
My daughter kind of goes up to my brain.
03:26:03
It looks like a foolish thing the same way.
03:26:06
Gotta build up my thoughts.
03:26:08
Sitting in an ashtray.
03:26:09
I'm sorry dad, I'm sorry. Can be it.
03:26:11
No, look, you still just let me be still.
03:26:14
The wolf spider. Still like.
03:26:15
Dude. Hey, he bumps him, like, two times, and he just kind of moves.
03:26:17
It's totally got him already.
03:26:19
I don't know if he's just playing like, possum or what.
03:26:22
Like, no.
03:26:23
Nothing to see here. I'm not a spider.
03:26:25
Just a pile of dirt.
03:26:27
Cobwebs.
03:26:28
I'll stay out of here.
03:26:29
That's how spiders usually try to.
03:26:31
Have you ever fuck with the spider? Do they just free?
03:26:33
They're like, maybe if they don't see me, they will.
03:26:35
Yeah. They'll free. They'll freeze and then they'll bolt.
03:26:38
So it's like like, dude, you're a black spider on a white floor.
03:26:41
There's nothing else on.
03:26:43
Oh, sorry. That was awesome.
03:26:45
That was fucking cool.
03:26:47
I didn't realize I was right there.
03:26:49
That's pretty cool.
03:26:51
Sorry.
03:26:53
Startled me a little bit.
03:26:54
There was a couple times there was a nice
03:26:57
have two. That was good.
03:26:59
You'll like that when you watch that.
03:27:01
The way you look at me.
03:27:03
I'm such a disgrace.
03:27:04
He's trying to get away.
03:27:05
Yes, to be brought into the place.
03:27:07
You want to look me? Well, baby, you're coming back.
03:27:10
Are you coming back?
03:27:11
Get away!
03:27:11
No, no. You'll never be the same.
03:27:13
I don't really want to. So I didn't scream this. Obviously.
03:27:16
I just googled it because, you know, you mentioned it.
03:27:18
Okay, okay, okay.
03:27:20
Maybe there's kind of a change I need today.
03:27:24
I promise that I put it this way.
03:27:27
I really hope that you will choose to stay through, the pain.
03:27:31
I know, I also, I think we were almost recruited.
03:27:36
Rick rolled.
03:27:37
I'm going to find it better. What the fuck?
03:27:41
You can't have a fucking video called Jumping Spider versus Wolf.
03:27:44
Spider.
03:27:45
And they basically just kissed.
03:27:49
That was not a versus
03:27:51
by any means.
03:27:55
So do you say versus or versus
03:27:57
for I don't know
03:27:59
I don't think I said that right.
03:28:01
Versus CS.
03:28:04
Percy's.
03:28:10
Nope.
03:28:11
Jumping spider versus brown recluse.
03:28:14
That's a long one.
03:28:15
Jumping spider eats wolf spider.
03:28:18
Here we go.
03:28:20
That's the one we should have went to first.
03:28:28
See, if you're watching, you can comment.
03:28:31
I'm going to watch it real quick.
03:28:34
Eats some. No. It looks. See?
03:28:35
He already ate him.
03:28:47
Yes. That's,
03:28:50
jumping spider.
03:28:50
Eating a wolf spider.
03:28:52
It looks like it's been dead for a little while by how the legs are curled.
03:28:55
That,
03:28:56
No, necessarily.
03:28:57
They won't eat a dead thing.
03:29:00
I think he I think he probably just whatever
03:29:02
kind of mild venom that they have, I think probably I got one.
03:29:06
Here we go. There's got to be a better one.
03:29:09
There's a 12 minute.
03:29:10
Did you get the 12 minute warning included?
03:29:12
It's possible the Porsche can plan.
03:29:19
It begins to make its move.
03:29:27
Sensing
03:29:28
the proximity of a predator, listen to Hendry's cross.
03:29:31
Tries to discourage an attack.
03:29:35
It's called trampolining.
03:29:38
She's trying to make herself a difficult target.
03:29:41
Oh, I'm like, dude, why would you be worried?
03:29:43
A this spider, as well as having extraordinary eyesight
03:29:47
and high intelligence
03:29:50
as an extra weapon.
03:29:54
A lightning fast, super accurate Jim.
03:29:59
A little.
03:30:02
Yellow
03:30:04
fangs inject powerful venom.
03:30:11
Yeah.
03:30:11
Oh, no. I sucked it down pretty hard.
03:30:14
Soon the Saint Andrew's
03:30:16
cross will be completely immobile.
03:30:19
Immobile?
03:30:21
I don't think he said that right.
03:30:24
It presses aluminum to aluminum.
03:30:30
Oh, that's the same video I just watched, dipshit.
03:30:33
Here we go.
03:30:36
I think this is from our fucking show,
03:30:39
including other kids.
03:30:44
Who? Like me
03:30:48
fucking pregnant.
03:30:57
Time to leave.
03:30:58
They're like ants.
03:30:59
And praying mantis is fixed
03:31:02
for the jumping spider.
03:31:03
Come.
03:31:06
Beautiful son of a bitch.
03:31:07
Whether it's spotted predator
03:31:11
who's
03:31:13
finished him.
03:31:16
Whether it turns right
03:31:19
or left.
03:31:23
I'm pretty sure this guy
03:31:24
could narrate anything right?
03:31:29
So far,
03:31:30
it's like a long term narrative porno.
03:31:33
But this hungry spider is still in pursuit.
03:31:42
The mantis is the one with exceptional eyesight.
03:31:47
But the of the.
03:31:48
Is he framed? You know.
03:31:51
Oh my God, do not Google.
03:31:53
Animal Kingdom narrates although this young mantis content.
03:31:56
So it's long for legs.
03:31:58
That's not what I meant at the direction I was.
03:32:01
The crux of the.
03:32:05
Whole bunch of stories about the dark side.
03:32:07
A party where someone to escape from the side of the poor,
03:32:11
the good looking is
03:32:15
who is one of these greatest, has a surprising line
03:32:18
in self-defense of kung fu.
03:32:22
Karate kid comfort praying oh style.
03:32:25
Oh yeah. Right. Yeah.
03:32:28
It was meant to be the person I was going to.
03:32:31
Isn't that the mantis
03:32:34
position? Like, there isn't there?
03:32:36
There's never a position named after that.
03:32:38
Of course, it's all bluff,
03:32:41
trying to look bigger and confuse its enemy.
03:32:43
You know what I'm saying? Like.
03:32:47
But the mantis is copying the martial art.
03:32:50
The martial art is copying the mantis.
03:32:55
Wait, wait a minute.
03:32:57
It's a chicken egg.
03:32:58
Staying alive for its first few hours.
03:33:01
It's a significant accomplishment for a newly hatched incel.
03:33:05
No, if I got one, this is for real.
03:33:11
We don't even need sound for this one.
03:33:12
This is no sound.
03:33:14
This is two motherfuckers that got high and said, look at that.
03:33:18
Look at that spider.
03:33:19
It's a jumping spider.
03:33:20
Oh, it's like a semen.
03:33:23
Oh, you killed that.
03:33:25
It's a it's a plate.
03:33:27
I didn't it's still early misses.
03:33:29
You missed the end of that.
03:33:30
No, sorry, I was waiting. You said it.
03:33:33
No, no, you can't say that with that one.
03:33:35
There. And then you get to know this thing.
03:33:38
Yeah, well, that we all.
03:33:39
We all saw that coming. Yeah, that was okay.
03:33:41
You said this one.
03:33:42
I'm still wondering which spider is going to win
03:33:45
the jumping spider.
03:33:48
See, that's what I thought last time when they just walked away to do.
03:33:50
It's always the jumping spider.
03:33:52
Look at the meat on that brown spider, dude.
03:33:54
It's got like a big dangly. It looks like an octopus.
03:33:57
Almost, doesn't it?
03:33:58
Oh, shit.
03:34:01
Yes! We finally got it.
03:34:03
Hang on a second.
03:34:07
Wait a minute,
03:34:08
wait just a minute.
03:34:15
There's something here.
03:34:16
Got something for sure.
03:34:17
I got something.
03:34:21
That's not.
03:34:50
Bad. Never.
03:34:57
Replay.
03:34:58
Slow motion.
03:35:01
SLO mo.
03:35:03
Get. Back. To.
03:35:16
Get this.
03:35:27
So it has fangs, obviously.
03:35:29
Or no.
03:35:30
Because it is it hold.
03:35:31
Is it strangling it or is it biting it?
03:35:37
I don't know, but there is a, from the New York Times.
03:35:40
There is, instead of jumping spiders.
03:35:41
Brain science to take New York Times visual perception
03:35:45
of the brain of a jumping spider. Weird.
03:35:50
I don't know if I want to
03:35:50
see the beaver's spider or I can't wait. Oh,
03:35:54
I is probably accessing a spider's brain.
03:36:00
That's just great.
03:36:02
Oh, but the bee is oblivious.
03:36:07
The spider gets into pounce position.
03:36:10
It can leap 50 times its body leap,
03:36:13
even though it has no special muscles.
03:36:20
The pounce has to be perfect in every way.
03:36:23
Distance, timing, everything.
03:36:33
And they leave a little trail of webs behind them.
03:36:36
So stick in.
03:36:37
This battle couldn't be higher.
03:36:39
Even the slight false move by the spider.
03:36:42
The big will administer a crippling, possibly even a deadly state.
03:36:47
See, I can't believe you guys have fucking Lee in the brain.
03:36:50
These guys are idiots. No offense.
03:36:53
We're looking at an alien. Yikes.
03:36:55
Why do they have to be six foot tall and humanoid?
03:36:59
Yeah, the spider got the jump on the beam,
03:37:02
and now the beam is one honey of a prize.
03:37:05
The thing's phrase aware spider has eight legs,
03:37:10
6 to 20 eyes, or some shit like that.
03:37:12
Look at his eye. Just going to go back to this.
03:37:14
That was the thing. That attack.
03:37:15
That's an alien.
03:37:18
Clearly got green
03:37:20
fucking fangs or Green Fang covers.
03:37:24
Right.
03:37:25
Look at that face.
03:37:30
Alien.
03:37:31
Imagine if there was a full size, like a human sized one of those.
03:37:35
We probably murder them all because they're.
03:37:40
Ugly.
03:37:42
Yeah, just.
03:37:43
Just like the buffalo.
03:37:48
Shit.
03:37:48
I had one last thing, but I forgot what it was. Now,
03:37:52
somebody.
03:37:53
What do I don't know about this motherfucker?
03:37:56
I don't know if I would let this one crawl on me.
03:38:02
I thought it was fucking.
03:38:06
Yeah, it looks fake.
03:38:08
It looks fake.
03:38:09
It's definitely not fake.
03:38:14
It walks fake too.
03:38:15
That's a robot. That's an alien robot.
03:38:19
If I was going
03:38:19
to make a robot, that's exactly what it would look like.
03:38:22
Absolutely disgusting.
03:38:24
Right?
03:38:24
If you were going to make something that could walk through an environment,
03:38:27
isn't that like one of the first models you would make?
03:38:34
Yeah, yeah, it's like,
03:38:37
no, no, I'm saying is nature design?
03:38:39
I was trying to call back to the whole religious
03:38:42
overtone of the show.
03:38:46
I was like going after the camera.
03:38:47
Oh, because it was trying to jump to.
03:38:52
Yeah, I just, I don't I mean,
03:38:54
if you look at all the species on earth, if they didn't come here
03:38:56
from other planets, I don't think there's species.
03:39:00
Species I don't fucking know.
03:39:02
I don't think I said that right.
03:39:06
Species.
03:39:08
Species.
03:39:10
That's why I don't watch the show.
03:39:11
You know, I don't think you said that right?
03:39:15
Species,
03:39:17
species, Reese's species is.
03:39:22
No, it's Reese's species.
03:39:24
Obviously,
03:39:26
if they didn't come here from other planets,
03:39:29
they are the spiders,
03:39:32
the fill in the blank.
03:39:34
Any freaky species that's on the planet.
03:39:40
Clearly, it was.
03:39:43
It. Like if, you know, it grows, it was born.
03:39:46
Whatever. Right?
03:39:46
It wasn't made in a factory.
03:39:49
But if you look at that spider, doesn't that look like it?
03:39:52
Somebody first take like and build it.
03:39:55
You know what. We'll try this. And it was a little amoeba thing.
03:39:57
That's what we're like.
03:39:59
Oh I think I can build something bigger.
03:40:02
Anything you've ever done or created or mastered, you don't build
03:40:04
this first giant thing first.
03:40:06
You start with little ones. You to learn.
03:40:08
You realize, hey, that is it. Let's move.
03:40:10
But it's, you know, can't stand designer organic robot. Go.
03:40:15
They already have,
03:40:17
dude.
03:40:17
They just
03:40:18
they got a thing
03:40:19
like it's either mushroom, they shine a light on it and it starts jumping.
03:40:23
It's controlled by worms or snails or mushrooms or some shit.
03:40:27
It was the first organic switch.
03:40:31
But yeah, they got I mean, I think the brain is probably
03:40:34
an organic switch, but but just counting anything that is designed
03:40:38
and created by some other method that we're not allowed to say that exists.
03:40:44
I'm not sure how
03:40:46
or what controls it can't define it.
03:40:50
So because we can't define it, it doesn't exist.
03:40:53
It's a great way to end.
03:40:56
Do you agree that if you can't find something,
03:40:58
there's no possible way that it can exist?
03:41:02
What is a woman?
03:41:05
I can define a woman.
03:41:06
It has to do with chromosome.
03:41:08
It has.
03:41:09
I don't listen to no women.
03:41:12
Oh, come on, just a couple of questions.
03:41:14
How hard is that?
03:41:19
How do you write women so well?
03:41:21
I think of a man and I take away reason
03:41:25
and accountability.
03:41:29
I try to break up.
03:41:31
What did he say?
03:41:37
What did he say?
03:41:41
Oh, come on, I'm just a couple of questions.
03:41:44
How hard is that?
03:41:48
How do you write women so well?
03:41:51
I think of a man and I take away reason
03:41:54
and accountability.
03:41:58
I just break up.
03:42:03
What did he say?
03:42:05
What?
03:42:10
They're.
03:42:12
What did he say?
03:42:16
All right. Man,
03:42:17
I got you got. He said.
03:42:20
What did he say?
03:42:27
Mr. Brady and Joshua Brady and or Gary.
03:42:31
As above and so below.
03:42:34
They call me.
03:42:35
So those Brady.
03:42:36
And for sure we're doing it our way.
03:42:40
We're gonna make it make our dreams come true Brady.
03:42:43
And don't show it Brady.
03:42:46
Draw it.
03:42:47
You said show no Brady draw.
03:42:50
You and Brady both are just trying to bring them the truth man.
03:42:57
I'm I'm not ready.
03:42:59
It's still to. Yeah.
03:43:01
All right I have the uncensored version.
03:43:03
Right. Right.
03:43:06
I'll be damned if I didn't put it on fucking the StreamYard.
03:43:10
I don't know nothing about it, man.
03:43:11
It's about 30%.
03:43:13
Say what I don't.
03:43:15
Let's see what Brady knows.
03:43:18
That 70%.
03:43:20
Oh, now and I finish.
03:43:24
Let's do one more of these.
03:43:25
And I do that.
03:43:26
But to be myself, free from thinking
03:43:29
that I like to do that,
03:43:32
I, I like to up that.
03:43:36
And for the players to play them I love you.
03:43:40
Let's go.
03:43:41
Yeah.
03:43:41
Come on, tell us
03:43:44
out of
03:43:46
what you do.
03:43:47
You know. Yeah.
03:43:49
And I love slice.
03:43:52
Oh you want to come?
03:43:59
Let's play nothing but chicken attack from now on.
03:44:02
Still processing.
03:44:04
That's unfortunate.
03:44:05
I'll be right there. Every time I see.
03:44:08
That's not proper grammar.
03:44:10
What say you?
03:44:12
They've got a different language that is acceptable
03:44:15
in their little courtroom.
03:44:19
What happened in that flag?
03:44:21
A few moments later in that clip?
03:44:24
I love your rainbow kittens.
03:44:27
I don't know if you can see it yet. It's the bottom video.
03:44:29
It's just sitting there processing, processing.
03:44:32
Spider. I have to do it.
03:44:33
I don't want to have to,
03:44:35
to stage you don't to add it to your stage.
03:44:37
When they're ready, you come.
03:44:39
I'm just waiting. It's just downloading.
03:44:42
Just doesn't take that long.
03:44:43
This is ridiculous.
03:44:48
You can't tease that and then not show the clip.
03:44:52
What else do you have planned you there for the whole week?
03:44:56
No leaving tonight.
03:44:59
You're not even supposed to be there, right?
03:45:00
The wife's in the car tonight. No leaving.
03:45:02
Well, technically, if we're talking Tuesday, you're leaving Tuesday.
03:45:07
Oh, it's done now.
03:45:08
It's finally done.
03:45:11
As above.
03:45:12
So below.
03:45:21
Precisely what I'm saying is you're wrong.
03:45:25
That's not well.
03:45:27
It's just.
03:45:28
It's happenstance.
03:45:29
A black box and I have a whole class with black pants.
03:45:31
He can't fight. We're still black.
03:45:33
Take a class.
03:45:34
Didn't go fast. Went up and they went back.
03:45:36
They take a chance.
03:45:37
Like when they did that.
03:45:41
Now, Anderson directed that after this Mortal Kombat.
03:45:44
So I got a much better grasp of what type of show is
03:45:50
where that.
03:45:54
Went with the black.
03:45:56
And let's go with the you.
03:46:03
That's what the backlash to the
03:46:05
black.
03:46:06
We can't get it to.
03:46:07
You can't have sex. What? You can't understand it.
03:46:10
But that's my form on that bandstand that I have that
03:46:15
that's what it's all about in that way.
03:46:16
About the about.
03:46:20
Get me
03:46:23
a black woman and man.
03:46:25
White times. Violent arrest.
03:46:26
Black. Black.
03:46:27
Black. Black.
03:46:28
Black. Black. Black. Black. Black.
03:46:31
Black. Black. Black. Black. Black. Black.
03:46:33
Jack. Black.
03:46:34
Magic. That's a trap
03:46:37
class.
03:46:38
Black.
03:46:41
Let me tell you something different.
03:46:44
When you're
03:46:46
starting to have a good time, talk to your buddy.
03:46:50
That ain't clapping.
03:46:54
I was this.
03:47:03
I put the H on it to emphasize it's.