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We're about to begin.
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In fact, when you hear this hashtag, you have to buy stocks in a half glass
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or flat.
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Pay as you call slack for smoking to get past a blow fast like Japan
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and take your captain's hands and land.
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That man is a great man with black man, outlandish dad rash.
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The tap dance class with this Mortal Kombat
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laugh with blackboards and tall grass.
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Baseball bats.
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What? Tax the tax to tell us where that's going to stand.
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So fat chance on your back.
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And your best friend would brandish Manet's appendix.
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And when you get back, I dare before you damage the planet which the black man
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crept into your bassinet from the back seat belt back until you let it happen.
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If you can't stand it to you, you can't help take what you can't understand it.
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Like that one man standing there hands it with your hands and glasses.
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What the jolly man said
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that man until his back in his black and white hands read from scratch.
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And then the captain then has left his message for practice.
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But slap him in advance, like I'm traveling or extract my magic.
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That's a trick that like math class way back.
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Thank you. Man, what a crap like that.
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Mr. Eric Clapton's left hand is trapped in his ass crack at the mess.
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And his charm is. I'm black, black, black, black, black.
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And I'm done rapping. There's a catch which let's.
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The time is now.
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10:01 p.m..
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Do you know who pulls your strings?
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Hi, I'm Gary, and welcome to Fladge Rants Live.
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Having started with a poetry reading in a while.
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So I'm in this state where Ted Nugent met Fred Bear.
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Like Mother Hubbard's cupboards this monologues threadbare.
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I think lefties should be euthanized like people with red hair.
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I may get in some trouble for what I just said.
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There,
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but the show's about strings now.
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As a physics
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professor, I should talk about string theory.
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And here's how I feel about string theory.
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After 30 years of no progress, string theory is clearly a dead end.
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Knock it off, theoretical physicists.
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It's over.
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It would be nice to
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to get
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quantum physics and and gravity on the same page.
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It looks like.
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Although string theory was
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our most hopeful way to do that,
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it looks like.
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There, that's that's,
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a no go.
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So, let's talk about,
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I've been looking up strings and ropes and and twine and and,
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it led me to a lot of a lot of fun stuff,
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historical stuff, like,
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did you know that the Silk Road
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was an active, trade route for better?
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No, 15 to 16 centuries.
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And it was just so that the people in Europe
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and and the Middle East could get silk,
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which the in the far East, they kept it secret how it was even produced.
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And it made some strong,
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rope or.
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Well, it made it it was the finest fabric actually, that they could get.
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But also the tensile strength for, for the size of it is incredible, too, because
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it's pretty incredible.
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But the Silk Road is very interesting historical part of this.
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And then I started looking up, knots
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and, my morbid curiosity got me into the news.
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And why it is not even legal to display a noose.
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And, that makes sense.
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It's it can be threatening or, we've got some bad history of,
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some some people that got hanged for not enough reason, and it is threatening
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and, it is quite dangerous because I well, I was looking up
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what the, the tensile strength of a rope is
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like the morbid curiosity of how much, how strong a rope would
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I need to hang a human of, you know,
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normal 200 pound man?
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And, And then I found out.
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Okay, so the the load capacity is 20% of its tensile strength.
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The working load is in the similar range.
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And then I looked up all the types of rope
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and how I could, you know, the, the most common are manila and cotton.
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The nylon rope will stretch before it snaps.
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Then I looked up the stronger stuff,
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the, the carbon nanotube,
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tbo, which stands for poly benzo,
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five sacks is all.
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Yeah.
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There's a bye bye in there.
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Anyway, answer is advanced survival rope and it's made out of Kevlar.
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It's tactical.
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And dynamo
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even more bulletproof than the Kevlar.
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And it's the strongest one I was able to find.
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And, so I was.
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I was curious about ropes and strings, but really, what I wanted to do
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was tie a lot of what I've been talking about together
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and what I'm.
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What I've been trying to get at here is.
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Control power.
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Who controls us, who has the power.
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And this has a few heads and it's a few
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few different categories,
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but there's overlaps and each category has a couple of subcategories.
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So let's start with education.
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On the one
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hand it tells people how to think, which is crucial
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if you want to control a population.
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And it's there's
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an indoctrination that takes place to
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accept societal norms.
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And and we unquestioningly
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follow our indoctrination.
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And the next category is government.
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And that is,
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the laws that, that we have to obey.
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It teaches people how to behave
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and how to think, but how to act.
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And of course, that's got two heads to it, two on the
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on the one side, you know, the, the laws that govern us.
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And the other side is the military.
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Of course, taxes are our in that,
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that category as well.
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Religion and the church, these organized
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Well, organizations
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also indoctrinate teach us how to think and behave.
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And so there's an overlap there.
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The fourth category
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is industry and commerce.
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Now that's two different categories.
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Industry is making the products and services.
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The the supply chain
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and commerce.
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That's banking.
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These are both very important and governing us.
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And I'll tell you why you can't
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you can't strongarm your banker and,
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if supplies are cut off, we're under siege.
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And I've spoken about martial law,
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and it will be tough to get supplies.
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We've all read Orwell's 1984.
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And if you haven't, get reading because.
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Thought crimes exist.
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So for the overlap, there is the propaganda
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from the government and the advertising
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from industry
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are both
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pounding on us.
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And I'm sure you've heard the election.
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Campaigns which are so stupid.
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I keep hearing from the, the lady that sounds like, Fran Drescher.
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I think she's running for president saying what Donald Trump is going to do.
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I don't want to hear from her what her opponent's going to do.
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Why would she know that
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he couldn't have written a 930
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some odd page thing called the 2025 agenda?
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I don't believe her, and I don't believe him either,
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but I don't need to hear
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what he's doing from her.
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Moving right along.
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I've got,
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I just wanted to tell a story, and,
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another way to say that I don't want to spin a yarn.
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I like to tell an old tale.
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Every flag cast.
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And this one is the oldest one yet.
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This is from 1001 Arabian Nights.
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I'm going to tell you about Alibaba in the 40 Thieves.
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I'm going to do the the quick and dirty version.
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This is the CliffsNotes.
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Alibaba was a poor, lumberman.
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He was out in the woods one day collecting wood on his mules,
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and he overheard a group of thieves approaching.
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So he hid in a tree
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as a lumberman could do.
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And he heard the leader of the group said, open
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sesame and a rock.
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Surface
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spread apart,
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exposing an entrance to a cave.
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And they went into the cave.
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And then they came out a few minutes later and rode off.
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Never noticed Alibaba.
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So Alibaba climbed down from his tree, said Open Sesame.
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The the entryway opened
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and he walked in and found their gold stash.
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He grabbed up all the gold he can carry and went home and immediately
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showed his wife and his wife said, wow, we've got to measure this.
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She volunteered to go to,
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brother in law's and borrow it from him,
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the scales, because he was a wealthy merchant. So.
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When he
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when she asked her sister in law for the scales
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because the
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brother in law was at home, he was out working.
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The she cleverly put.
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Now I've, I've heard three different versions of this.
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One was honey, one was wax and one was sweat.
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She doesn't matter.
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She put a sticky substance on one of the scales
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on the bottom of the other scales.
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And then gave Alibaba's
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wife the scales because she was curious.
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Because she knows that a poor man doesn't have anything worth weighing up.
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And had to be grain or something.
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But how do you even get it? So she wanted to know what he was weighing.
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So she put a sticky substance on one of on the scales
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so that, some would remain when it was returned.
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So they measured up all the gold
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buried in the backyard, returned the scales,
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and that's when Alibaba's brother
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was informed that, in fact, there was gold stuck to that wax, honey or sweat.
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That was sweat. Doesn't make any sense. Anyway.
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And so
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he immediately went to his brother Alibaba and said, where'd you get this gold?
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And so Alibaba shares with him
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the the location and the secret password.
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The brother goes to the cave, says Open sesame.
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The door opens and he walks inside.
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He gathers up all the gold.
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He can carry this to the door and forgets the password,
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gets trapped inside.
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And when the thieves show up, is drawn and quartered.
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Alibaba,
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realizing his brother's missing,
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goes and collects the corpse, has a tailor
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sew him back together
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to make it look like a natural accident.
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The leader of the thieves sees that the body's gone, so knows
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that someone in town has discovered the location of their secret thing.
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And so they go off to kill Alibaba.
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But they don't know which houses is.
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So they go and,
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And find Alibaba.
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One of the thieves goes that spies, finds his house
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and paints above the door.
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A mark.
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But I gotta get this name right.
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Morgiana is the servant girl of Alibaba,
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and she sees the the thief draw the the paint line on the
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the door and paints every house in the neighborhood with that.
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So when they come back the next night, they can't tell which one is which.
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So they try it again with, a notch on the bottom,
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the, the stoop and.
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Morgiana
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sees them again, does the same thing again.
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So the leader finally just decides, okay, I'm doing this myself.
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And he goes in
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disguised as an oil merchant.
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And, now he's killed
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the two thieves that failed him.
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Well, Morgiana
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screwed him over, but he killed the two guys that failed him.
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So he's only got they've only got 38 years left.
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So he shows up with 38 jars,
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one with oil, and the other jars.
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All have the 37 remaining thieves
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hidden in the oil jars.
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Well, Morgiana again
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figures out the the ploy.
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Either she here overhears them at once again, different, different versions
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tell different ways.
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Like like she ran out of oil.
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So she needed to get some oil from one of the jars and then discovers that.
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But regardless, she starts boiling all the oil she can find
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and pours them into all the jars and boils these guys to death.
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When the boss discovers all of his thieves are dead,
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he escapes with his life and,
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at first, Alibaba was mad at Morgiana,
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but then he realizes that he'd saved save the day.
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And, And you think they live happily ever after?
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But no.
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The merchant comes.
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The merchant. The leader comes back.
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And this time with deadly intentions.
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Morgiana once again,
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catches him off guard and stabs him in the heart.
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At this point,
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Ali Baba not only freed her from her servitude,
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he arranged for her to be married to his son, which had now taken over the
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the merchant business of his brother
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and and now Ali Baba was the only living person
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remaining that knew the location and the secret password.
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And that is the oldest story known to man.
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Roll the clip.
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Brady.
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He sees Ali Baba
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and he sees Ali Baba and the 40 things.
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Ali Baba and the 40 things.
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They find a boy,
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in the morning.
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They, they both have 40,
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I hope I get that story some some justice
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because it's got mystery, intrigue, deception.
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Morgiana is my hero, and, she got rewarded.
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Alibaba put in a hard,
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hard life's work, and he got rewarded.
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His brother got drawn and quartered.
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A lot of death, a lot of gruesome death.
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But it's a pretty good story from 1001 Arabian Nights.
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I mean, it's it's old, like the Epic of Gilgamesh.
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I believe I've already done that one.
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If not, we'll do it next week.
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I can do a quick, dirty version of that one, too.
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CliffsNotes.
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Or maybe not, I don't know.
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It would make sense to do the New Testament this week because we did
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the Old Testament last week, but I noticed that we did, masturbation
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way up 4000 views.
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I'm not even a full word.
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And, I wanted to talk more about some reboots.
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Like, I like the A-Team movie.
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But anyway, that was a good reboot.
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And haven't they rebooted?
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Baywatch twice now?
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But that wasn't awful, actually, to begin with.
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More?
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You know,
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but instead of going New Testament,
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I am going to try for some views.
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So let's start some string.
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Interesting fact
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I had a string quartet play at my wedding.
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I also had a bagpipe player, but he was just there for the ceremony.
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The string quartet was there for the reception
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and they played throughout a three hour set.
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It was cool,
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beautiful music.
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You guys like string quartets?
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Or classical is not your cup of tea?
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No. Do we have a mash up?
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Probably not.
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I, I, I sent some similar songs that don't have anything to do with that,
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but no, some of these classical composers were quite good,
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but, here I, I, I told you before, I got mad
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at the kids that had got out of school early for catechism.
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You know who else got out early? Strings.
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But if you don't learn how to play a violin
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at age 4 to 6, you're missing the boat.
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You're not going to become an accomplished violinist
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the more you know.
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So I got involved in,
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And the.
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What's that called?
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Like the the the class.
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I sucked it down pretty hard,
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and so I, I started getting out of class early myself.
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But I was jealous of
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strings, but not so much catechism.
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I wish I could play the fiddle right now.
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I cannot,
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I love.
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I didn't want to start at the beginning.
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The lead guitarist of a band without knowing how to play a guitar.
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That was a bad idea. But.
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If you got more confidence than sense,
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you do some stupid stuff.
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See me?
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Yeah. I mean,
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on a personal note, I, I went to a party and got so trashed,
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I ended up sleeping in the car until about 5:00 am.
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Still made it out to the disc golf course by nine.
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Was a good day yesterday.
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And the Detroit Lions are playing right now.
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And last I checked, they were winning by two touchdowns. So.
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Forward down the
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field targeting that will not help
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and win the blue and silver was
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stand and cheer the brave.
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Rah rah rah rah go hard when the day with honor.
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You will keep your fame down the field.
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And gain a lions victory.
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Don't lion guards!
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Go, lions!
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I don't know, what do you guys think that's moral like yet?
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Don't string me along.
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Smacking.
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No lip smacking.
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Whoa.
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I got a standing ovation.
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That's fantastic.
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All right, there is twine
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directly behind the draw.
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So I do want to reference.
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I do want to, Before we go any further, you did talk about. Yes.
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Yes, I did about, nooses.
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I just just want to ask you if you're okay.
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And, number two, just really quick.
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I know when
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you feel alone, it's hard to hear others tell you you're not.
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But it's true.
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You need to push yourself to reach out.
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Even if you start with a friend or family member or
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if they reach out to you, don't shut them out.
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We do have a mutual friend who took his own life.
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There's a chance I wouldn't be here today, though.
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My morbid curiosity was more about what kind of a rope would it take?
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And why is the news so big?
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I answered both of those questions with one answer the noose itself.
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Now, what ruins the tensile strength of the work load?
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Or it's actually called a working load,
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which is the load capacity,
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of approximately or just 20% of the tensile strength.
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So, but, but when you tie
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a knot in it, that becomes the weak spot and it drops.
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So a noose is wrapped around.
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So it's not a one single point knot.
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That's the benefit of a noose.
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Also the size of it snaps the neck.
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And there's the sharp jerk like the noose is big enough.
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Where it actually snaps the spine.
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You're pretty sure. So.
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So thank you.
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So it's got dual purpose. It's.
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It leaves the strength, the integrity, the structural integrity of the rope intact.
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And it creates a big enough obstacle that it breaks the spine.
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You're assuming that someone's just getting, like, dropped with the noose.
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Like, how do you know he's not just easing them,
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easing themselves into it, and just kind of.
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Oh, yeah. Yeah. 3035.
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It always had to be like a chest here to get him underneath you.
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Why can't it just be like, like a oh it it can.
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But then that nullifies one of the two reasons avenues but only one of them.
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So the other one's still still there.
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The strength is still about hanging yourself intact.
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Nothing. That's why I had to look it up.
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But no Google.
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Like I said, morbid curiosity.
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Let's ask ChatGPT what's the best way to hang ourselves and see what our results.
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Oh my God, will look at your answers.
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Your your wife is going to look at your search history and they're getting
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they're getting worried.
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Yeah.
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Rude said ChatGPT will be like I cannot help you with that.
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So it's like you're going to. Yeah.
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And I mean, at least if you're going to do it, you don't want to be all fucked up.
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Just never mind.
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That's the wrong thing. Is,
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do it right.
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Okay,
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so I did spinning yarn that is twine behind draw,
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but I'm thinking there's another game we need to play.
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What's really behind draw?
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What's actually on the chest of drawers.
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Crystal mountain.
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Very nice. Yes, it's just a shirt.
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He's not there. How do I know? Be too easy.
00:24:17
Just a chest of drawers.
00:24:20
Wait. If the twine is.
00:24:21
Oh, he's actually in a drawer or is in a drawer.
00:24:23
Okay.
00:24:25
Oh, do you know what you know?
00:24:29
Where in the world is drawer?
00:24:33
Your extra.
00:24:34
Who was buried?
00:24:37
I do that, right.
00:24:39
You're right.
00:24:40
Well, he sneaks around the world from there.
00:24:42
Yeah.
00:24:43
Carolina barbecue finger Dutch up from Berlin.
00:24:47
Down these betting right on number six.
00:24:51
China.
00:24:52
Tell me, where in the world is Georgia?
00:24:56
Drew?
00:24:56
Yo, Georgia.
00:25:00
I was searching for that one.
00:25:02
You get, you get, you get one quick hit off the bat.
00:25:06
Okay.
00:25:07
It has already been stated where it is on this podcast.
00:25:13
This current episode live.
00:25:15
It's, the Far East.
00:25:19
I mentioned the Far East, silk
00:25:21
trade, Silk Road.
00:25:25
That's not it.
00:25:27
I've mentioned the Middle East, Europe.
00:25:29
Right in the intro.
00:25:32
Oh, in the,
00:25:34
it was in the song last year for that.
00:25:37
This has had to happen.
00:25:38
Snap flashbacks in the Haskell glacier flat pants he calls lacrosse.
00:25:41
No, get pass and blow.
00:25:42
Pass like Japan.
00:25:44
Pass and take charge for Greg Sanders hands and land.
00:25:46
That man is a dab hand with black man.
00:25:48
Outlandish dare rash say tap dance.
00:25:51
Got it on.
00:25:52
That one was good. I got a better one. We can see though.
00:25:54
I thought that last one
00:25:56
was good and that was really good.
00:26:02
Defense
00:26:03
against.
00:26:22
The flash
00:26:23
we just had to have the snap flashbacks and a half full glass or flat pants.
00:26:27
He cost lacrosse.
00:26:28
No black can get pass and blow fast like Japan.
00:26:30
Pass and take charge.
00:26:31
Like which captains had that led that man in the game plan with black man.
00:26:34
Outlandish bad rash attack of that class.
00:26:37
But it's Mortal Kombat,
00:26:38
so my laugh would black ones in tall grass with the baseball bats.
00:26:41
What tax attached to tell us where that's holding a tax on your pants, man.
00:26:43
So fat chance. Oh, your back and your best friend with advantage, man.
00:26:46
Angel sandwich. Go with that.
00:26:48
Yes, I get God damn it.
00:26:49
Damn. It's a planet which you think it's black mango Kryptonite.
00:26:52
You pass this on the battle back until you let it happen.
00:26:55
You can't take it.
00:26:56
Can't take what? You can't understand it. Like this.
00:26:58
Play on the one that fits into the hands it without glasses.
00:27:01
What the Charlie man. Was that it all back? That's it.
00:27:05
You're well.
00:27:06
Yeah. You're you're in Batman's ass.
00:27:09
You know, I,
00:27:11
I thought it was the Badlands.
00:27:13
It was Badlands.
00:27:14
That's where Sanskrit used,
00:27:18
the Middle East, the Fertile Crescent.
00:27:21
It's not going to be Hamptons.
00:27:23
You can't know there.
00:27:26
So I thought instead of Lana in there.
00:27:28
But that wasn't it either.
00:27:30
And I love Jordan
00:27:32
Hampton, not the Hamptons.
00:27:33
Are you to Hampton?
00:27:36
Oh, Hampton Inn.
00:27:37
And so that's where that man, until he's back in his black in my dance
00:27:40
rap was great.
00:27:41
And then get a great slap.
00:27:43
His left is Scranton, Pennsylvania.
00:27:46
You were there before. You do, you go to the same place.
00:27:47
You got same customers?
00:27:49
Well, yeah, we got the same fucking.
00:27:51
I've never once been the Scranton train, but you are now.
00:27:56
What could you
00:27:58
do? You got black like
00:28:00
I said, interesting guys are like you guys.
00:28:02
Can you go to the theme song?
00:28:03
As if I was talking about the theme song.
00:28:05
That's the intro. That's what we call the intro.
00:28:07
Look, it says it right in the other intro to what the wait.
00:28:13
If you are in Scranton, can you go to Dunder Mifflin?
00:28:16
Look.
00:28:16
See, it says is your customer Dunder Mifflin?
00:28:22
Did you do an intro?
00:28:23
You played that that one video, but that's gone.
00:28:28
Well, that will say I was when I got here.
00:28:31
It's not.
00:28:31
When I got here, there was no flooding, but it was kind of rainy.
00:28:36
Oh, now owns.
00:28:39
Oh, here we go.
00:28:42
You know, where in the world is draw you
00:28:47
let me, let
00:28:50
me let you to make me be who I.
00:28:54
Well she sneaks around the world from there.
00:28:56
Yeah.
00:28:57
To Carolina.
00:29:01
So here's the one.
00:29:03
I'm not sure where the empty Carolinas are.
00:29:06
Oh, come to Carolina.
00:29:08
Who said empty Carolina?
00:29:09
I don't know, that's what the words I hear.
00:29:10
I just make up my own lyrics. No.
00:29:13
Yeah, yeah.
00:29:14
You should know what Kiev is because it's been popular in the news.
00:29:17
And then Carolina from Kiev to Carolina.
00:29:20
Oh, Carolina.
00:29:22
Bring it. Built you from Berlin down to.
00:29:25
Please. I'm from.
00:29:25
I'm in Berlin or Belize.
00:29:27
No, I'm actually Brady. Got it right.
00:29:29
One of the Carolina. But which one?
00:29:31
West Kurt?
00:29:32
Carolina. Empty one.
00:29:33
Yes. West Carolina.
00:29:34
Yeah, yeah, I knew it. I knew it had to be
00:29:38
where you go.
00:29:39
South. I'll be honest. Yeah.
00:29:40
Nobody goes to South Carolina. So I.
00:29:43
You can't be there. There's nothing there.
00:29:44
You guys are correct.
00:29:45
It would be the north of the Carolinas.
00:29:48
They got a football. I will be in South Carolina.
00:29:50
NASCAR it's a dual.
00:29:52
What is South Carolina known for?
00:29:54
Please. Oh, tell me if you're.
00:29:55
There you go to comment like subscribe.
00:29:58
Something about South Carolina if you can dumb in Myrtle Beach,
00:30:02
you're in Myrtle Beach. Myrtle beach is in South. I didn't know that.
00:30:05
I always thought it was in north. No.
00:30:06
Yeah. No. Yeah, yeah.
00:30:08
So never been there.
00:30:10
I don't know, little Wendell Beach.
00:30:13
I'm not a big golf
00:30:16
I to start golfing.
00:30:17
Anything about golf.
00:30:18
Who said anything about golf?
00:30:20
Myrtle beach is kind of a golf.
00:30:22
I, I went disc golf yesterday, I think.
00:30:24
Golf.
00:30:25
Oh, did you rock am I wrong?
00:30:26
Yeah, I played, I played Columbus,
00:30:30
Ohio in Columbus, Michigan.
00:30:32
It's a beautiful course.
00:30:34
A lot of elevation changes.
00:30:36
Reminds me of, like, river
00:30:38
bends meets stony like river bends, plus stony.
00:30:42
It's big, a big course,
00:30:45
and it runs right along with an equestrian trail.
00:30:48
So you get giant piles of horse poop.
00:30:51
River events does meet stony, isn't it called Indian Trail?
00:30:54
Yeah. There is a trail
00:30:57
because, Paint Creek
00:31:00
is so good.
00:31:01
No to going into animals and string.
00:31:03
I do have a, another video,
00:31:07
PSA PSA for everyone.
00:31:09
Just remember, please remember we're on YouTube.
00:31:14
Sound.
00:31:16
We need sound.
00:31:17
What the dog doing?
00:31:19
What did I do? Is there sound?
00:31:21
Wait, don't do that.
00:31:22
Don't do it.
00:31:24
Oh, no.
00:31:25
I'm doing what?
00:31:26
The dog doing what? The dog doing?
00:31:29
Dude, I, I had a I'm not comfortable with her.
00:31:33
I had a cat that used to eat the ribbons.
00:31:35
I'm not comfortable with her braces.
00:31:39
And that's the problem.
00:31:40
That's not what I have a problem with.
00:31:42
Do you know the ribbon?
00:31:43
She would tie those old taxes with?
00:31:46
Okay.
00:31:46
Yeah, my cat would eat those again.
00:31:50
I would have to pull it out.
00:31:51
And it would be like those magic tricks where they put the the
00:31:54
they pull the tissue,
00:31:55
they pull the handkerchief, they keep pulling in the cat be like,
00:32:00
And you just keep pollen and pollen.
00:32:01
Pollen.
00:32:05
Can you talk like you have braces?
00:32:07
All. There's a whole show.
00:32:10
No, it hurts too much.
00:32:13
That's pretty great. My microphone.
00:32:16
I'll let.
00:32:17
Oh, yeah. We'll.
00:32:19
I'm a virgin.
00:32:21
I'll drink.
00:32:22
But I got to know to say I'm still a virgin.
00:32:25
She's going to yank it.
00:32:27
Oh, she put her finger in there.
00:32:28
Oh my God, grace. Hang on. Rewind it.
00:32:31
You got to rewind.
00:32:32
No you don't, you got to rewind it.
00:32:34
Watch the dog brace. He knows what's up.
00:32:37
Oh his legs.
00:32:38
Watch his neighbors watch his legs.
00:32:40
He's like 0000. Spread them.
00:32:43
Oh I know what's happening. There we go. Hold on.
00:32:45
I did this once in college.
00:32:46
He's thinking no.
00:32:53
What's that over there?
00:32:57
I think we're back on the.
00:33:02
Oh, of course, you had to announce.
00:33:03
It's a gloved fingers. If we couldn't tell.
00:33:06
Just so you know, make sure you wear gloves.
00:33:07
What do you do this for? The,
00:33:11
Oh, she pulled the string out. So.
00:33:13
Or two.
00:33:15
Dude, use your other finger.
00:33:16
You're just pushing it in more.
00:33:18
I know, I think that you want to put the. Don't you want to push?
00:33:20
You know, you want to pull it out now you just want to pass.
00:33:24
Naturally.
00:33:25
You are so mistaken. Oh.
00:33:28
Oh, yeah.
00:33:29
I've done exactly that.
00:33:30
I've done that poop extraction.
00:33:32
You've extracted poop with your finger.
00:33:34
My cat used to eat the ribbons off of the packages until we relight.
00:33:37
One Christmas we woke up.
00:33:39
Oh, you're in your cat's butthole.
00:33:40
No, no, I said screw Kate.
00:33:42
My wife is like, don't pull in your life.
00:33:44
Finger your cat's bottle.
00:33:45
No, he would just pull it.
00:33:47
The vet is like you are going to cut his insides.
00:33:49
You can't just pull it.
00:33:50
So what they told us to do is cut it off and let it come out naturally.
00:33:54
But dude, for like a year, we just ripped.
00:33:55
We ripped ribbons out like it was a fucking magician.
00:33:58
And it never stopped. You know how?
00:33:59
I mean, if you wrap a package two times around
00:34:01
and put a bow on top, that thing's like six feet long,
00:34:05
very moist.
00:34:06
The rest of us for,
00:34:08
you know, I'm a virgin, and this is the closest I've ever had to having sex.
00:34:12
I'm actually a little bit shy.
00:34:13
And you got here with that disclaimer cock I put it is sharing your story.
00:34:18
Pull some more out.
00:34:19
I mean, wow, it's so fucking smells like it can be like they just shit everywhere.
00:34:24
I don't know,
00:34:27
you can't wash that microphone.
00:34:28
You you're going to have to throw out the mirror, haven't you?
00:34:31
Dogs like the dog was damn excited.
00:34:34
No, no, no, this fucking tool bag.
00:34:40
All right.
00:34:40
Well, he had, like, mountain climbing gear type stuff on, right?
00:34:43
Yeah.
00:34:45
What do you guys, So, like mountain climbing?
00:34:47
Would you ever do that? I don't trust the ropes.
00:34:49
I don't know, I'm just not a.
00:34:50
Yeah, I'm not a rope. Truster.
00:34:52
The I love roll the little triangle pieces in between rocks and stuff,
00:34:56
and it's just there.
00:34:56
Just assume it's the kind of sandwiches you like.
00:34:58
Tony, I got peanut butter.
00:35:01
I know you don't like peanut butter, so that's about tuna fish.
00:35:04
Tony.
00:35:06
Tony, mountain climber from anyone?
00:35:09
Tony. Tony. Tony.
00:35:11
No. Tony the tiger.
00:35:12
The commercials.
00:35:18
You got that out of the way early.
00:35:19
No, I was thinking the ACR or the PBO or, or the smart knife.
00:35:26
Did you say Asmr?
00:35:27
Oh, Asmr advanced survival rope.
00:35:31
It's a tactical rope made out of a Kevlar.
00:35:34
And then the cinema is a name brand, a trademark, a registered trademark.
00:35:38
And, it's it's even better bulletproof than Kevlar.
00:35:43
Just for the record, though, Asmr does not work when there's
00:35:46
no sound on your video.
00:35:50
What in the hell is this?
00:35:53
Oh, preview.
00:35:54
No sound.
00:35:57
I don't think we need some.
00:35:58
There's definitely sound for it.
00:36:00
Not on our end for Asmr.
00:36:03
Well, yeah, I think we need sound.
00:36:05
Am I muting it?
00:36:06
I am, look at that.
00:36:07
You know, like it says on mute and I can't, I can't.
00:36:10
Oh there it is. Can't unmute. Yes.
00:36:14
Oh weird.
00:36:15
There we go.
00:36:17
Yeah that's weird how mute works like so
00:36:19
you could you hear the bitch talking about pulling the string out of the dogs, Joe?
00:36:22
Yeah, I know, I know that one.
00:36:24
I want to I told you,
00:36:27
bring you in for that one.
00:36:28
You couldn't hear it? No.
00:36:31
And then you said it.
00:36:33
I said you like we like.
00:36:35
We do not need to hear it.
00:36:37
Yeah.
00:36:37
Rory said was don't pull a string out of your dog's ass.
00:36:40
I could hear it.
00:36:41
I got a button it here.
00:36:42
Is it?
00:36:52
You know, the lesson of that last video was don't pull the string
00:36:55
out of your dog's ass, but you can shove your entire index finger in there.
00:37:00
I was always told to stab myself with the big end of the scissors.
00:37:06
Oh, yeah, man, it's the.
00:37:09
You're not saying that, right?
00:37:10
In case I fall. Don't.
00:37:12
So I try to stab myself with the big end of the stick.
00:37:14
She's like, you want to stab yourself with the big into the scissors.
00:37:17
For the longest time, I never understood that.
00:37:20
And then she finally clarified it.
00:37:21
If you fall and stab yourself, this is an Asmr
00:37:25
thread thing.
00:37:29
Yeah, but I'm really an Asmr.
00:37:31
I'll admit it. That's a guilty pleasure. Mine.
00:37:33
And this is. I'm doing it for me.
00:37:35
Really?
00:37:36
Yeah. It has to be a naked woman.
00:37:38
You know what? I think you're right. Thinking.
00:37:40
Thinking back on it, it seems pretty, pretty lackluster.
00:37:44
Oh, my gosh, we have so much kid video.
00:37:47
We have, like, 30 minutes of a never before seen unknown footage of Gary.
00:37:52
I know, I know, there isn't any.
00:37:55
I can't show it. It was 200 g-strings.
00:37:58
I told you, I, I told you I'd tell everyone, but I would not show everyone.
00:38:03
I, g-strings is definitely, on the table today.
00:38:07
You guys want to do a quick, rendition of the masturbation
00:38:10
show or no drawing is no, no,
00:38:16
I got to go whack off right now.
00:38:19
I just over my screen.
00:38:21
I can't see you right now.
00:38:24
Looks like a cum stain on this on the top.
00:38:27
Nice.
00:38:28
Very nice.
00:38:30
I have some string videos, but I must say, I do want one more.
00:38:33
We just want to you for.
00:38:35
Oh, I don't see you see equal opportunity.
00:38:38
And I disagree wholeheartedly for the community.
00:38:41
Comments go hard on Lee. Wholehearted homophobe.
00:38:44
Do you have any, Like I may have gotten some facts wrong.
00:38:49
I was asked a loud and proud man, how far away is the homo?
00:38:55
No homo. Right?
00:38:56
Don't bother.
00:38:57
I was just asking if I go about like some front loaded homosexuals.
00:39:01
Like, I don't like waving them.
00:39:03
A low concept of homosexuals
00:39:05
do not intimidate me or make me fearful in any way.
00:39:08
Loud and proud, man.
00:39:10
The fact that I cannot determine I'm a woman
00:39:13
with a penis and a woman without a penis, without being called a bigot.
00:39:17
I'm a little bit phobic of that.
00:39:20
This is the second time in the first
00:39:22
half hour that I don't want to watch my own show.
00:39:25
Weird.
00:39:27
All right, have a good night.
00:39:28
Let's talk to you, buddy.
00:39:30
Are there any new comments Princess has about the banana hammock?
00:39:36
Oh, that's friends.
00:39:37
Friends. Quote. Yes.
00:39:39
Yeah. Yes.
00:39:45
Oh, wait, there's a fantasy football game going on.
00:39:47
We can't forget about that either.
00:39:48
There's more than just the famous I will be sure you need on.
00:39:52
Barry and I are playing for the next hour.
00:39:54
You need you need the support.
00:39:56
And Tyler Lockett combined for 30 points.
00:39:58
Good luck for the next 13 minutes.
00:40:01
We need you to commentate sports. Yeah.
00:40:04
Commentate sports. What?
00:40:07
Can I get this off my screen?
00:40:10
Yeah, actually, that looks like me.
00:40:12
Yeah, that is that look like you?
00:40:15
I was thinking about becoming.
00:40:16
If this if the flash crash doesn't work out.
00:40:20
Wait. Which one?
00:40:21
Why is the track?
00:40:22
Put it back up. Back.
00:40:23
I got to go back out.
00:40:26
Which one? Looks like just a little.
00:40:28
This one's abs on the white.
00:40:30
The white. Geez, thong.
00:40:32
Thanks, baby.
00:40:33
I think it's the second one in black on the top.
00:40:36
Oh, yeah, those are my buns.
00:40:38
I just just a little. That's your front.
00:40:41
Oh. Oh, yeah.
00:40:43
You got 100. What do they call it that.
00:40:45
That it might, it might seem like I came to this podcast.
00:40:51
Do not I, I
00:40:54
oh, shit.
00:40:56
I hit the wrong button.
00:40:57
Yeah.
00:40:58
I'm staying.
00:40:58
I'm on the top.
00:40:59
So intimidated by the big penises.
00:41:02
Come on out with the brawler. We have to go the corner here.
00:41:04
He can't go.
00:41:05
My and the amusingly little penis in the yellow.
00:41:09
He's I think I think, I think at this point we've left the man.
00:41:12
Well, let's see what's with these.
00:41:14
Look, there's a little half like, how does how do we cut the.
00:41:17
What is that I, I think that attract that attack the that attracts men.
00:41:22
Right. Where does that. It's no,
00:41:26
no I mean gave it I mean gay men, I mean gay men I love that.
00:41:29
No I might want to take that now.
00:41:32
I imagine how women would be attracted to that.
00:41:34
It's it looks okay.
00:41:36
Oh, you're not even women.
00:41:38
Women are not attracted to feminine men.
00:41:40
From what I understand.
00:41:41
No, I could be wrong.
00:41:44
We have a comment. I hope it's from a feminine woman.
00:41:46
Oh thank goodness. No it's not.
00:41:48
It's exact opposite. Oh, yeah.
00:41:51
Yes, but here's right.
00:41:54
Exactly. Thank you brother.
00:41:56
Does that go through the but the like what is the rear of that look like.
00:42:00
No ring
00:42:03
okay. It's probably like an underwire.
00:42:05
Like an abrupt. Oh wait. Hold on.
00:42:07
It doesn't go anywhere.
00:42:08
It doesn't go anywhere.
00:42:09
No, it's just a sock.
00:42:11
I don't know, does it go up your ass?
00:42:14
I don't care.
00:42:16
Speaking of strings, we're not shopping for those.
00:42:20
No one cares out of it. Go up your ass.
00:42:22
Does that go up your ass? Where does it go?
00:42:24
Oh, this is good. The Brady draw show.
00:42:27
Where does it attach? Those are strings.
00:42:30
No, we don't have content on the Brady doorstep.
00:42:33
Okay, good.
00:42:34
Where does it attach?
00:42:35
Clearly from the penis.
00:42:38
On one end, anyway.
00:42:40
Move nuts.
00:42:42
So, All right, you guys are all old, man.
00:42:44
Ask a question.
00:42:44
Since we're on the fact of underwear, and I seem to be the reasonable,
00:42:47
logical fact question, do you wear those new underwear
00:42:51
with the actual, like, trunk to put your junk in? No.
00:42:55
Separate the balls. Well,
00:42:57
no, the ball said no.
00:43:00
They got ones with the whole ball sack.
00:43:01
Just the penis sack penis and ball sack, the whole contraption thing.
00:43:05
But it just seems like it's just a kind of traditional, tidy, way easier.
00:43:10
I'm boring,
00:43:13
I might add a little bit of color, but they're just.
00:43:15
They're briefs.
00:43:16
Always briefs. Yeah. Men's briefs,
00:43:19
a little bit of color.
00:43:20
I don't it's to me having a penis sleeve.
00:43:22
I put the size it's got.
00:43:25
The socks that have individual toes.
00:43:28
Doesn't seem very comfortable,
00:43:31
but, but silk panties are
00:43:34
are better to wipe my glasses on than than men's briefs.
00:43:39
I've been in silk, before.
00:43:40
Where you've worn silk panties before?
00:43:44
No, no, no, I've been in them.
00:43:47
Oh, your legs have been through.
00:43:50
No, no, my hand and whatnot.
00:43:54
Oh, okay.
00:43:56
No, no, do have I, have I ever let me honestly think.
00:43:59
No. Some pretty small men's underwear.
00:44:02
But never silk is not.
00:44:03
You're not understanding that? I couldn't care any less.
00:44:06
I don't like silk sheets.
00:44:09
You don't?
00:44:10
I like the silk.
00:44:12
Oh my gosh, I looked away a score update it's 27,
00:44:15
35, 27, 35.
00:44:19
It's a high scoring game.
00:44:20
Was it third quarter?
00:44:22
Fourth quarter.
00:44:23
But it was just 35 to 20 something.
00:44:25
I mean they scored again there.
00:44:27
And Seattle has the ball moving down the field on their own 40.
00:44:30
You know what I took Seattle's win.
00:44:32
And you want to just be a broadcaster.
00:44:33
We can just broadcast the game if you want.
00:44:35
Yeah I could broadcast. No that's fine.
00:44:37
We could go to dynamite.
00:44:38
No, no you have to do it with the braces. Voice.
00:44:41
No. Yeah, yeah.
00:44:42
That's true. Yellow runs the ball up the middle.
00:44:45
I'm still a virgin. Oh, it wasn't Walker.
00:44:47
It was actually Simone Kirby number 26 handed the ball.
00:44:52
He gets late I don't I got something new.
00:44:55
Can I have braces.
00:44:57
I might as not rolled yet.
00:44:58
Can I participate. Yes.
00:45:02
I wrote this
00:45:03
for disc golf yesterday and didn't get to it.
00:45:07
Does anybody have something to smoke?
00:45:10
I had one of those weird days where I had to work all day
00:45:13
on Sunday.
00:45:16
What day do you think today's?
00:45:19
Oh, Monday I was talking about yesterday.
00:45:23
Oh, I so I know I roll my I usually prepare for the show a little bit today.
00:45:27
Oh, really?
00:45:28
I I'll admit it.
00:45:29
I often do it in the late afternoon,
00:45:30
but I did not get that late after I wrote the poem today.
00:45:33
Did you like my poem?
00:45:34
You wrote the poem or you just copied it from?
00:45:37
No, I wrote it.
00:45:38
I'm in the state where Ted Nugent met Fred Bear.
00:45:42
Wait.
00:45:42
We're playing where the world is, I thought.
00:45:44
I'm sorry. I heard half of it. I thought you were reciting a friend.
00:45:46
That was that.
00:45:48
That encounter took place in Michigan.
00:45:51
Yeah. Oh.
00:45:52
I'm aware.
00:45:53
So anti-climactic.
00:45:54
I thought he was a spirit and not.
00:45:57
Well, you know where I am.
00:46:01
That.
00:46:01
That's what I've been researching.
00:46:03
I'm always here.
00:46:04
Did we close the. Where were you?
00:46:06
You played the intro to where in the world?
00:46:09
I think we close and I play the intro twice for the outro.
00:46:14
Oh, no. Are you like, Okie dokie.
00:46:16
All right. Good enough. He has to play it,
00:46:20
I just got to hear that vowel.
00:46:22
Let's not get that out because people people will make fun
00:46:24
when you find out that there's a limitation.
00:46:26
I just want to hear that very beginning.
00:46:27
I love when it kicks back in steel. There's.
00:46:29
So let's rock radio with
00:46:32
Stewie, and I just I just want to hear the end when he says
00:46:37
I'm fucking wasted.
00:46:39
Oh, you.
00:46:39
There's so little Rock three.
00:46:40
All right, I'll go through the.
00:46:43
And it's a free. They'll be same.
00:46:46
The blue will be never asking.
00:46:48
So much will be done from the jungle.
00:46:51
Tell me where in the world the Dr.
00:46:55
Drew. Yo, Jericho
00:46:58
looks so silly, so silly.
00:47:02
Anybody having issues with spider threads?
00:47:04
Strings?
00:47:05
I mean, let I say threads, spider webs.
00:47:08
And I'm always the first one to work their strings right?
00:47:13
Every part of the the yarn in the tallest person.
00:47:17
So I get, feeds full of spider webs every morning
00:47:22
we have these boll weevil spiders, which are rather
00:47:24
large and menacing looking, but totally harmless.
00:47:26
But they make a really booming web.
00:47:28
It's like a string of steel at two, three times, two times I got caught in it.
00:47:33
Not like that it was going to eat me.
00:47:35
But it didn't just break off. I was like,
00:47:39
right?
00:47:39
Yeah, yeah, pound for pound.
00:47:40
It's got some strong tensile strength.
00:47:43
Tensile good over that one of the
00:47:45
that is one of the strongest.
00:47:48
All right.
00:47:48
I'm to guess materials known
00:47:51
and then, you didn't add you didn't add the known to man, which is
00:47:56
I was wondering what the tensile strength pencil is because, yeah, it's it's
00:48:00
super elastic and can hold, an extreme amount of, weight.
00:48:06
And so it's, it's one of the things that you would think
00:48:09
that it's made of simple pencil.
00:48:11
So you would think that we'd figure out
00:48:12
how to take a spider's ass and, like, blow it up to where, like, we can.
00:48:17
They did.
00:48:18
They do. They crossbred it with, no animal?
00:48:21
No, I'm just saying they can't, like, mass produce spider web,
00:48:23
like they can't manufacture fake spider web.
00:48:25
It's carbon fiber is pretty close.
00:48:28
Pound for pound. No.
00:48:29
No. Not really.
00:48:30
No. What are you, some kind of have something that, like, just an elastic,
00:48:34
stretchy thing that you can just kind of.
00:48:37
Yeah.
00:48:38
There's no way it's.
00:48:39
What do I mean? Riveted.
00:48:41
The advent between riveted structures and Tony Stark made it for
00:48:44
that structure is Tobey Maguire much less.
00:48:48
Yeah.
00:48:48
I love the technical spider man way more than the radioactive Spider-Man.
00:48:51
There's two of them.
00:48:52
Yeah, yeah, I like the one.
00:48:54
If you're watching the Spider-Man, you're probably gonna I don't.
00:48:58
Oh, okay. Now, that sounds reasonable.
00:49:01
Okay, watch I watch Spider-Man.
00:49:03
Oh, the guy flying around the city in getting tight outfit.
00:49:08
But you know what?
00:49:10
Anything could be skin tight
00:49:12
or form fitting if you're fat enough.
00:49:15
Are we going back to the thongs?
00:49:19
No, I'm pretty sure that string goes, like, in the butthole,
00:49:22
but let's just make em go back to strings.
00:49:26
So you us version.
00:49:28
String UK version. String.
00:49:32
Oh, string.
00:49:34
That is very different thing.
00:49:36
String us string.
00:49:39
Yeah.
00:49:39
The US you have to say like a homo string.
00:49:42
Oh yeah. String.
00:49:44
Yeah. The UK string.
00:49:45
String and the US string.
00:49:48
String
00:49:50
string
00:49:53
string.
00:49:54
He's literally doing this in the even in the recording booth when they did it.
00:49:57
String.
00:49:58
Yeah is a string.
00:50:00
Yeah. As he's pulling the string out of his tampon.
00:50:03
String is he's pulling the string of the dog's butthole with his teeth.
00:50:08
Piece of string.
00:50:09
She wrapped a parcel with brown paper and a long piece of string.
00:50:12
Ball of string.
00:50:13
Pull the string.
00:50:15
Great fucking great shit here.
00:50:19
You're stringing me along.
00:50:20
And Brady got something?
00:50:23
Yeah, I got a quick one.
00:50:27
Dear flash, you just about to click that. Yep.
00:50:29
Deer flag.
00:50:29
My dog ate a string. What should I do?
00:50:32
Oh, no.
00:50:33
Stick your fingers.
00:50:34
But sign poopy pulled it.
00:50:36
Poopy. Pull the Michigan,
00:50:38
get some braces and stick your finger in his butt.
00:50:41
Yeah, you have to use any.
00:50:47
Okay, now we can do a second one.
00:50:48
If we get rid of this now, we can do a real one.
00:50:53
Deer flag.
00:50:55
My mom's boyfriend has dementia.
00:50:57
He asked me and my kids to move in with him and said he would marry me.
00:51:01
In exchange, he expected me to quit my job and take care of his mom.
00:51:06
I felt it was a disaster waiting to happen and taking care of someone with dementia
00:51:10
while raising two teenagers was a terrible idea, so I refused.
00:51:14
He put his mother in a nursing home and now I am no longer
00:51:17
treated the same by him.
00:51:19
The woman is abusive.
00:51:20
She hits and bites and isn't easy to deal with.
00:51:23
Living with her
00:51:24
would have destroyed our relationship and been stressful for my children.
00:51:28
My boyfriend isn't the easiest guy to open up to.
00:51:31
I'm sad and don't know what to do.
00:51:33
Side too much to handle.
00:51:38
Family.
00:51:39
You got to take care of family.
00:51:40
Family first,
00:51:42
and I realize it's going to put more stress
00:51:44
on the rest of the family, but you can't just, ignore a family member
00:51:48
just because they have dementia and they bite you and they hit you.
00:51:51
Sorry.
00:51:52
Take in the elderly.
00:51:54
Do not put them in a home.
00:51:56
Trust me, it's rough.
00:51:58
I feel like, You don't feel like this is,
00:52:03
the strings attached.
00:52:07
Proposal with strings attached.
00:52:08
A contingent marriage contingent? Yes.
00:52:11
Those strings are attached.
00:52:13
Yeah, there are strings attached.
00:52:15
That is what every relationship they taking care of an in-law elder.
00:52:20
That's rougher.
00:52:21
He said he said he would marry me.
00:52:22
In exchange, he expected me to quit my job and take care of his mom.
00:52:25
So it depends on how much money this asshole makes, right?
00:52:27
Right.
00:52:28
Well, and a lot of things, you know, even though the deal's a deal,
00:52:33
we'll get supplement if they have extended care.
00:52:35
No, I'm just saying that
00:52:36
if he makes enough for a 2 to 2 income household, that's fine.
00:52:40
But if I'm.
00:52:40
If we're going off of one income and we're kind of scraping along because
00:52:43
we're taking care of you, I'm telling you, listen, now, this is not the norm.
00:52:48
But if you have extended care how long you can make money.
00:52:51
I mean, not make money, like, wow, look, I'm rich,
00:52:53
but you get paid for taking care of them.
00:52:55
I mean, what is I, right?
00:52:56
What's your what's their dementia?
00:52:58
How how onset is this dementia.
00:53:02
You can, like, have even minor dementia.
00:53:04
Like you're still your heart is still beat, right?
00:53:07
Like it? You're still breathe.
00:53:09
Yeah, but you'll die in the tub because you decide to dry your hair in it
00:53:12
or, you know, like you need.
00:53:13
Okay. Yeah. That's fine. Yeah, we can set that up. Make that.
00:53:16
You know what? I think I just saw the problem.
00:53:18
Yeah. All right.
00:53:20
Oh. She also she went in there, said she's taking the bath
00:53:22
and oh the hairdryer went in there.
00:53:24
I have dealt with a couple of old ladies with dementia.
00:53:27
My grandmother was one of them.
00:53:28
The other one was my wife's mother.
00:53:30
And she took care of her three years ago.
00:53:32
That's for like, she didn't work.
00:53:34
She just took care of her mom.
00:53:35
We didn't get paid a dime for it.
00:53:37
But I went over there and I told her I saved a lot of fucking money.
00:53:40
Quick and dirty version.
00:53:42
The CliffsNotes version of the Epic of Gilgamesh three nights in a row.
00:53:47
And I started every night with.
00:53:49
Have you ever heard the Epic of Gilgamesh?
00:53:51
And all three nights she said, no.
00:53:54
Well, that makes it easier to take care of them.
00:53:56
Then it's on the same fucking story.
00:53:58
Same story. Three, three nights in a.
00:54:00
Yeah.
00:54:01
So like, I gave up that point because my wife
00:54:04
was tired of hearing the Epic of Gilgamesh.
00:54:07
Did you make a VHS tape of, like, her life
00:54:10
every single day that made her watch it that way?
00:54:12
She, like, remembered.
00:54:13
Oh, yeah. I like that movie.
00:54:16
They got the stuff.
00:54:18
Oh, yeah.
00:54:19
It's almost like when reality hits, they get really get angry
00:54:22
because they're more happier, just in kind of la la la.
00:54:26
Yeah.
00:54:30
All right.
00:54:31
I spoke to that.
00:54:32
And here's one.
00:54:32
You're never allowed to tell them that they forget.
00:54:35
Oh that's just you just have to argue or you can't argue with them.
00:54:39
But you can if that's what they're into.
00:54:40
But right now, you know, every time they ask
00:54:45
you leave the people that you forgot.
00:54:46
And they're like, no, no way.
00:54:50
You get angry.
00:54:53
Lots of there's lots of anger with it,
00:54:54
with with dementia. It.
00:54:59
Your dementia
00:55:01
I will be for sure do I'm already for eviction words and forgetting shit.
00:55:06
Yeah.
00:55:06
I used to be a brother, so I also.
00:55:12
Oh, oh,
00:55:17
could we just for us.
00:55:19
Oh, I0000 yeah
00:55:30
yeah yeah.
00:55:34
Yeah yeah
00:55:37
I'm showing my kick ass string video now.
00:55:40
Okay.
00:55:42
Oh yeah I remember
00:55:43
we can talk over it though because that's really all it does.
00:55:46
Yeah.
00:55:47
Well then just you know the song so well they put the higher the notes in it.
00:55:51
I mean it's if you've ever edited music you've seen this on your screen.
00:55:56
It's kind of cool.
00:55:57
You know what the big ways and the low notes and the high notes and you
00:56:01
this is just like a wave.
00:56:02
I am certain. Draw has edited music.
00:56:05
Yeah.
00:56:06
So he knows exactly what,
00:56:09
you know, everything's vibrationally zoom out enough to see the actual wave.
00:56:13
It's more like just everything could be expressing the wave function.
00:56:17
It's the same.
00:56:18
Like, technically today, we're covering everything.
00:56:24
But by making the the topic strings,
00:56:27
it absolutely covers everything.
00:56:30
And, and that's not even getting to the fact
00:56:32
that string theory is bunk.
00:56:35
It is absolutely incredible that like, in such a short span
00:56:38
that those can flex that much like,
00:56:42
yeah.
00:56:43
And think about everything. Everything reacts like that.
00:56:45
If you look at a building, a skyscraper, that's.
00:56:47
Yeah, several stories even that is doing this at some scale, right.
00:56:53
The most solid object you can think of is all wiggly.
00:56:57
The whole thing is jiggle it literally.
00:57:00
Oh. He claims that it.
00:57:02
He stuck a camera in his guitar and pointed it out.
00:57:06
That sounds like you're a proponent of string theory, Gary.
00:57:10
No, actually, that's not what string theory is.
00:57:13
It's not.
00:57:15
Well, we can ask Kirk goo.
00:57:19
Oh, please.
00:57:20
Well, we can, we can touch on, was it in?
00:57:24
Is it in?
00:57:25
Watch on it.
00:57:26
He's not sure that. Call it.
00:57:27
Put your arms up.
00:57:28
Referee.
00:57:31
You're not doing a play by play.
00:57:33
You gotta do it straight down.
00:57:35
Touchdown!
00:57:35
41 2701 with Saint Brown.
00:57:39
Got his toes in. Check his toes.
00:57:41
You get buried in the corner.
00:57:43
He kicks right okay.
00:57:45
As braces.
00:57:47
And Roscoe Brown,
00:57:49
if you're not watching the game you might as well go to judo.
00:57:52
You got to.
00:57:52
Do you know how he caught that? His teeth.
00:57:55
Oh, we didn't see it.
00:57:56
No, we didn't see it at all on a fucking string.
00:57:59
Oh, and if you ask me,
00:58:02
Goff threw it on a rope a shoestring budget.
00:58:06
Oh I see what you did there.
00:58:08
And the extra point is good.
00:58:09
4227 with five minutes, 23 seconds to go.
00:58:13
That was again what do you pull that off?
00:58:15
That was a good last minute ditch effort to,
00:58:18
try to tie that into the tie.
00:58:21
Yeah.
00:58:22
Can we do a mash up before we go to, the kid after Cocker?
00:58:26
So I sure did tied him.
00:58:28
How about that title last week?
00:58:30
Was that one of the best?
00:58:32
That is one of the best.
00:58:33
I love it
00:58:35
if I can ever use it or not, I get it.
00:58:37
I mean, like, I fucking I'm heart.
00:58:40
Yeah.
00:58:40
I'm going to use, I'm going to come right back.
00:58:43
I have to go find a new jabber.
00:58:46
I'll be right back.
00:58:48
I have to go find a new jabber.
00:58:50
I'll be right back.
00:58:51
I have to go find a new job or at the
00:58:54
I was the other ones were looping.
00:58:56
That stopped looping.
00:58:57
Oh, that was you looping it even better.
00:59:00
No, I was trying to stop it.
00:59:01
And it.
00:59:03
Yeah. It's so dumb.
00:59:05
Why would anybody want a loop? Sounds.
00:59:08
I mean, you might want to, but not by default.
00:59:10
In the voice mode.
00:59:11
It's, optional.
00:59:14
Sure.
00:59:14
It's optional here too, but no matter what you said
00:59:15
it next podcast, it'll be on fucking loop.
00:59:17
And guess when I remember
00:59:20
every time I hear what the dog doing, what the dog doing, what the dog doing.
00:59:23
Or can we get higher, higher, higher higher higher.
00:59:28
That is really bizarre here.
00:59:31
I'm going to pull the string on my back and see what happens.
00:59:35
What happened?
00:59:36
I need a string sound because this is where it's character for the,
00:59:42
the string theory is crazy.
00:59:44
So string theory is based on music.
00:59:47
All these subatomic particles are nothing but notes on a tiny vibrating string.
00:59:52
So this would be an electron.
00:59:54
This would be a quark?
00:59:56
Yes. Yang-Mills particles. Yes.
00:59:59
This is the repeat different particles.
01:00:01
So in other words, when it's physics, physics you have harmonies.
01:00:05
The harmonies we can make on these vibrating strings.
01:00:08
What are subatomic particles.
01:00:10
Each vibration is a scientific particle.
01:00:12
What is chemistry?
01:00:13
Chemistry is the molecule that you can create with strings
01:00:17
bumping into other strings. When?
01:00:20
What is the universe?
01:00:21
The universe is a symphony of string.
01:00:26
Good job, cat goo and string theory.
01:00:29
Well, this he made.
01:00:30
He made string theory sound undeniable.
01:00:34
But it's.
01:00:35
It's more complex than that.
01:00:37
Like what? He, Everything he said is true.
01:00:42
I think he'll be afraid to tell you
01:00:43
that a symphony of strings is called an orchestra.
01:00:49
Oh. That's brilliant.
01:00:52
You just come on. Oh, he just missed.
01:00:54
I know, I well, I joke, I think the string section is a part of an orchestra.
01:01:02
Okay, so I, I had band a few classes.
01:01:06
All right.
01:01:07
And a symphony is a piece of music, not a group of people.
01:01:13
What did you say you had? What?
01:01:14
A symphony. Right. The orchestra.
01:01:17
The symphony orchestra.
01:01:20
Correct.
01:01:23
Oh, no.
01:01:25
But you could also.
01:01:26
Oh, as soon as you add strings, it becomes an orchestra.
01:01:32
If there are no strings, it is a band.
01:01:33
We're not an orchestra.
01:01:34
You're partially broken, Brady.
01:01:36
Like, purposely broken.
01:01:38
What? You're.
01:01:39
When you said complete, it went cut.
01:01:42
I think you said complete, but now you're like, oh, yeah, but your audio is fine.
01:01:45
It's weird, I don't understand.
01:01:48
Yeah.
01:01:48
And your your quality is a tiny bit diminished.
01:01:52
How much?
01:01:54
Like when you say how much, it's like how much?
01:01:57
I mean, because I'm actually doing that.
01:01:59
Oh, well, fuck you then. God damn you.
01:02:01
What are you wasting it?
01:02:02
It's pretty good, wasn't it? No.
01:02:06
Fight me.
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is that. Say what is bitch?
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Mo dang videos.
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Since you want to shit on stream.
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I'm sorry. Heckle fish. You are. We're going to.
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I'm sorry. You're the one that brought the shit string video.
01:02:43
No, this recent work is based on string theory.
01:02:46
An approach to a theory of. Is that the one that's in our.
01:02:49
In the 1970s, it was quite popular in the 80s.
01:02:52
That's the US.
01:02:53
One of its main features is you put a CV in a video space.
01:02:56
So we don't live in Sabina.
01:02:59
So this is the resume?
01:03:01
No, no, this is not large.
01:03:04
There are three theories I notice
01:03:07
I gave you the one that she did this week,
01:03:10
which was meta if that exists, which is pretty darn good.
01:03:13
Hence the combination dark dimensions.
01:03:16
Dark matter is what it was.
01:03:17
Oh, what did she space or did?
01:03:19
What did I say?
01:03:20
We can't see it and we have never managed to directly detect it directly.
01:03:25
Here's a better score update from its gravitational pull.
01:03:27
Yeah, this is why it's 108.8 to 108.8.
01:03:31
I'm sorry. It's I just say the tie.
01:03:32
It's 101.8 to 108.8.
01:03:36
Me three minutes to go in two game in the original idea.
01:03:39
Yeah.
01:03:40
These additional time you've got lucky Laporta can't measure them at all.
01:03:44
Yeah I just I was too scared to play.
01:03:47
Walker is going to hurt the rest of the them.
01:03:49
And now he also made the quip exploding progresses
01:03:51
one funeral at a time though I think thought was very optimistic.
01:03:55
Yeah, he's exploding.
01:03:56
He's got 36 points and 33.6 points.
01:03:58
And I didn't want to just conjecture that you were beaten
01:04:01
in hypothetical dimensions. Good job.
01:04:03
I'm still going to beat you so that you're not going to be with the next gen.
01:04:07
Yeah, dude.
01:04:08
They're they're they're dangerous gutsy and chucking it down the field.
01:04:10
And Tyler Lockett catch a lot of research work.
01:04:13
And I'll get it's always who do I have going Miami Dolphins defense. Yes.
01:04:17
Nobody there okay.
01:04:18
So experiment doesn't hide the stuff the next the next after that.
01:04:21
So what physicists usually justify there's a video
01:04:24
IQ against the Detroit Lions, but there's some.
01:04:27
Otherwise the Lions are fourth against the run right now are preferred by nature.
01:04:31
These.
01:04:31
Oh, and I expected them to win and be down.
01:04:34
And a team that's down doesn't have an opportunity to run experiments up.
01:04:38
Right. What I was I was wrong.
01:04:39
They did have the particle colliders astrophysics.
01:04:41
Yeah.
01:04:42
And so on and would you believe it they didn't find them.
01:04:45
The new papers. Now about a revival of this.
01:04:47
This tastes so good.
01:04:49
Excellent images indeed.
01:04:50
These dark dimensions are this is some good old fashioned Florida kush
01:04:54
looking mines.
01:04:55
Just regular old, I don't know, shake.
01:05:01
I'm a lightweight.
01:05:03
I think it's the not even smoke on these.
01:05:05
But you know what?
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Serious at Harvard who has been doing this stuff for decades in that scenario?
01:05:28
That's what everyone I mentioned that is particularly large and they ignore
01:05:32
the other five as being true, but still under huge.
01:05:35
It was a rather common set up 20 years ago.
01:05:38
The new thing is.
01:05:38
So at what point does a string become a rope?
01:05:41
I never quite understood that.
01:05:42
It's not the way it's braided or twine, or what it's made out of is the size
01:05:46
of the cosmological constant and something with a swamp land. Wow.
01:05:49
Exactly what this means.
01:05:51
Because the, pull it up, Jamie isn't real.
01:05:54
And naturalness arguments have failed.
01:05:56
Human in the past in any case.
01:05:59
Well, there is one lovely natural size of the extra dimension.
01:06:02
Oh, no.
01:06:03
I see what you're trying to do here.
01:06:05
Could be tested with one of the same. Sure.
01:06:06
Comments like the constellation of this dimension is currently about 52.
01:06:12
Like said, delicious.
01:06:13
But by age I can't say a word about that.
01:06:15
Well, in such large dimensions you must see comments.
01:06:19
I'm, My mom is the same type of human responses to the nuclear forces.
01:06:23
And also my sound just went out.
01:06:25
I'll be back.
01:06:26
The additional dimensions and actually all the matter
01:06:29
that we are made off can't travel into these directions either.
01:06:32
In string theory speech, the normal matter is confined to the brain.
01:06:36
That's brain and may not be our idea.
01:06:39
M is derived from membrane and is our normal three dimensional space.
01:06:43
So all the normal stuff needs to stay on that three dimensional brain.
01:06:47
The reason is that atomic nuclei are much smaller than the
01:06:51
supposed size of the extra dimension,
01:06:53
and if the constituents of nuclei could spread
01:06:56
into more than three dimensions, nuclear physics wouldn't properly work.
01:06:59
But here's the thing there is no such problem for gravity,
01:07:03
so they can assume that gravity does experience the large extra dimensions.
01:07:06
And these extra dimensions.
01:07:08
Then explain dark matter as follows.
01:07:11
Whenever you have something up, you get standing waves in this road of direction.
01:07:16
For gravity, these standing waves are quanta of the gravitation
01:07:19
field called gravitons, and if they are standing waves,
01:07:22
they have masses that depend on how many wavelengths fit into the extra dimension.
01:07:27
These massive gravitons can make up dark matter.
01:07:30
Again, this isn't a new idea.
01:07:31
This is the same thing people did 25 years ago.
01:07:34
They were even looking for this stuff. What does she think?
01:07:36
They find it.
01:07:37
What are you following?
01:07:38
They just use some parameters. Yeah, like.
01:07:42
Just that have not yet been excluded.
01:07:44
The novelty of the dark dimension scenario is now that the extra density
01:07:48
doesn't have the same radius.
01:07:50
No, no, no, it's not the mass.
01:07:52
It's just what she's saying is gravity can decay into it
01:07:56
is only functional in all dimensions.
01:08:00
Therefore it has influence on things
01:08:04
that have influence back into our universe that we can't experience.
01:08:09
So dark matter actually makes sense from this perspective.
01:08:13
Any evidence for the decay of these mass of gravitons?
01:08:16
Right.
01:08:16
That's why we have to correct it, but it still affects us.
01:08:19
Google for my cell phone number, it gave you an answer.
01:08:22
Luckily, I changed my number. Mu dang.
01:08:25
The one that Google spat out was mu de dig was somewhat of an underdog.
01:08:29
I don't know if that's something I've since signed up to in that sort of video.
01:08:34
You see, each time open a website, it'll try to collect data about who you are.
01:08:38
What the fuck is you? Dang you visited.
01:08:41
If you then sign up for a website and what up Jaimie?
01:08:44
They can and often do make money by selling your private information
01:08:48
to data brokers.
01:08:49
Why are we watching this weird man show for the kid?
01:08:52
But doing this takes off because she's fucking talking about string theory.
01:08:56
She's on your fucking side, you son of a bitch.
01:08:58
Is a contract a fucking cock? GU, you son of a bitch!
01:09:01
You picked the fucking what the episode is about fire.
01:09:04
You want.
01:09:05
I'm right.
01:09:05
I want people who disagree with me.
01:09:08
Roll the clip, Brady.
01:09:12
We already had a clip rolling.
01:09:13
You son of a bitch.
01:09:15
Not that one, Brady.
01:09:17
We still can't fucking hear you.
01:09:22
Yeah, we can't hear you, Brady.
01:09:24
Brady can hear you.
01:09:25
He can hear us.
01:09:27
Here. We say we can, Brady.
01:09:29
Because we're better than him.
01:09:33
I got the captain's.
01:09:37
I don't know I want to see the kid.
01:09:38
I've been sitting here for an hour.
01:09:39
Gentlemen a good set of strings is behind many a.
01:09:42
Oh you got kids like, when it comes to a guitar sound.
01:09:45
Yeah, I think it's like a headlining act, almost. You know what?
01:09:48
I know I get that they examine under a zoom stare.
01:09:52
We can structure the show around it like I told him today,
01:09:56
it's like the kids show featuring flash, a digital micrometer.
01:10:01
It has to be just the right size now.
01:10:03
They coil the wrap wire made of nickel plated
01:10:05
steel around posts on the instrument.
01:10:07
When I was a kid, I don't know where we
01:10:08
these machines stretches the wire until it breaks.
01:10:11
It's on YouTube, probably under tension.
01:10:14
We're going to a distinct.
01:10:16
Oh, okay. The wire was under Brady.
01:10:17
We still can't hear you to determine how much tension.
01:10:19
Oh come on. 2586336.
01:10:23
Give us a call.
01:10:24
They loop the wire onto a hook.
01:10:25
Yeah, call me a Brady tester.
01:10:27
Five, eight, three range three wire until it breaks.
01:10:30
What's the.
01:10:31
We'd love to hear wires. Strength.
01:10:32
What do you think you find most interesting about these plastic?
01:10:35
Because if you twist it, then it doesn't lose its tensile strength.
01:10:39
You understand?
01:10:40
Move up and down. But so if you're able to.
01:10:43
This ensures with the proper straps, when you're strapping something,
01:10:47
it has a certain amount of strength.
01:10:48
If you do like kind of a new style strap, it does come in half.
01:10:54
If you from here do a straight back up loop, it actually doubles the right.
01:10:58
Oh, the the fishermen, the sailors, not,
01:11:02
yes, he lands on a pin.
01:11:04
That's so many, like clove hitch and like this.
01:11:07
Yeah, they are interesting, but I was never a nice guy.
01:11:09
I just know your traditional.
01:11:10
Just kind of tie it. Even the square knot.
01:11:14
I looked up all the knots today and the pin spins.
01:11:17
Really? What does that do?
01:11:18
Strike loop around the ball and
01:11:20
really doing knots next week in slow motion knots landing.
01:11:24
We're going to cover the whole the plotline of the entire series.
01:11:28
Knots landing the course next week is now attached to a repository.
01:11:33
You know, then a worker hooks a ball.
01:11:36
No, I did have an idea for this week.
01:11:37
I forget what it is right now.
01:11:39
Bronze wrap wire around the corner, but I'm glad I make it a string one.
01:11:42
These are guitar strings. We also have.
01:11:45
I yet I love the island family takes guts literally.
01:11:51
That's because the instruments for strings are made.
01:11:53
Do you like the violin or the viola?
01:11:55
More the two thinner, higher note strings are made of plain, but the two thicker,
01:11:58
lower note strings have a gut core wrapped in silver wire.
01:12:02
Then wound around the extra cord.
01:12:04
You know, gut the intestines, each roughly 20 means.
01:12:07
It means you enter and arrive.
01:12:10
When you hear a well, you hear a nice.
01:12:11
The tradition is to soak them in cold water for ten days.
01:12:14
This starts very smelly decomposition, which is very surprising.
01:12:19
They're playing an animal using a piece of wood to ship the string,
01:12:23
maybe scrapes off the outer layers of fat and mucosa membranes,
01:12:26
then five times a day for a week.
01:12:29
And it's like, who came up with this and pulls it?
01:12:32
No way to wrap it to a fucking.
01:12:34
This gently scrapes away the guitar and gut is one, two, three, four.
01:12:38
Oh my God, we can make a tone.
01:12:39
At which point he slices it with a split into two gut ribbons of differing widths,
01:12:44
the thinner right one for making violins, said nothing
01:12:48
for making cello and double their free time.
01:12:49
And they were like, what can we do with the strings?
01:12:51
And they were like, I don't know, any kind of pull it really tight, these pieces.
01:12:55
It's like when you first
01:12:56
put like a rubber band as a kid, produce full length strands,
01:12:59
like they were playing around with fucking intestinal systems.
01:13:03
I mean, it's the same shit a meter long and bleached them for four days.
01:13:06
This prevents that, that the violin is sausage casing,
01:13:09
or then they can measure the number of strands required to produce
01:13:12
the various size strings from six humans, including this weird motherfuckers,
01:13:16
all the way up to 120 to make the thickest double bass string.
01:13:20
Wow. They tie the ends in a loop and hook them up to a twisting machine,
01:13:24
then turned the machine's crank and tightly twist the gut ribbons together to form
01:13:29
a straight intestine.
01:13:31
And then, since the guts have begun to dry out.
01:13:33
Yeah.
01:13:34
How did how are you discovered in the first level of moisture,
01:13:37
the complicated method to do it.
01:13:40
But that's not how it started. Strings to a drying frame.
01:13:42
One strong gut drying time.
01:13:44
Pretty similar to each string individually I talk about.
01:13:47
Oh, it's it's only strings in diameter, but basically creating slack.
01:13:52
So they repeatedly I mean they're right by using women till it dries completely.
01:13:56
At which point, oh my God, this is really good.
01:13:59
Twisting process can take up to seven days.
01:14:01
The string is wrapped and there you go, as it were.
01:14:06
At that stage it was fucking the traditional equivalent, of course.
01:14:09
Sandpaper. Oh, yeah.
01:14:10
All right. We check one two throughout.
01:14:13
I wish I could do this, I do, I polish the string
01:14:15
with abrasive dried grass in a cloth that's been moisten.
01:14:19
I took a shit.
01:14:19
Some string maker, black almond oil and pumice or powdered glass.
01:14:22
Oh, shit.
01:14:25
Everywhere you fake the
01:14:27
texture, they sever strings from the dry game is also cut them to standard leather.
01:14:31
Technical.
01:14:32
These strings will be for a child's eyes violin, so they're 100cm
01:14:36
to do molding and molding to produce the correct size of the instrument.
01:14:41
They're getting a thicker than the others.
01:14:43
Oh, it's giving us lions updates.
01:14:45
You have not been hitting the breaking news.
01:14:47
I don't know the string.
01:14:48
You student
01:14:50
everyone. Oh, look at those. The game is on.
01:14:52
This gives the stream I do have breaking it live on the show.
01:14:55
Brilliant tone.
01:14:56
I do have breaking news next for Decoration Day.
01:14:59
Top and bottom of these gut core strings
01:15:03
on a violin string.
01:15:04
The silk runs about a centimeter long on each end,
01:15:06
and then they just put thread over it.
01:15:09
Well, it is used throughout the beginner.
01:15:10
The finished string is ready to be inserted into its retail packaging.
01:15:13
There are less expensive synthetic strings on the market.
01:15:16
Oh yeah, less and less expensive. This
01:15:20
sound
01:15:21
ended up,
01:15:23
I don't know, just out of safety
01:15:24
setting 42 synthetic,
01:15:27
two minutes, one second to go.
01:15:31
Then Seattle's getting the ball back.
01:15:37
My philosophy is to put as little tension as possible on the instrument.
01:15:40
Sorry. I'll get there.
01:15:42
I don't think you said that. Right.
01:15:44
Let me do this quicker.
01:15:45
You want it to be very.
01:15:46
I don't really prefer watching a gentleman play with his instrument.
01:15:49
So when the bow plays the string, it just sort of.
01:15:51
Is that mood.
01:15:52
And in order to achieve that quality, I like to keep the instrument light.
01:15:56
The mass of the wood as low as.
01:15:58
I like to keep them light.
01:15:59
He's talking about the wood's mass, and I'm talking engorged and heavier.
01:16:03
Every dude, every dude's just got the same, you know?
01:16:06
Oh, my God, a big dick over here.
01:16:09
Him? No.
01:16:10
No. Different.
01:16:10
Not every dude.
01:16:13
But you got. See?
01:16:14
It's there. We got the kid. I was saying some dudes just say it.
01:16:17
Some dudes, you know?
01:16:18
Wait, what do we have? What would it be?
01:16:22
Whoo!
01:16:22
What I'm saying is. Hi, guys.
01:16:25
How high is the kid actually here?
01:16:28
I'm the kid.
01:16:29
I have a question.
01:16:32
Do you ever not wear a hat?
01:16:34
Yeah.
01:16:36
When? Oh, wait.
01:16:37
You ask me about his hair?
01:16:39
No. Are you trying to question him on his hair?
01:16:42
Really?
01:16:43
I got to make sure he gets actually here before
01:16:46
I get permission to play his private private.
01:16:51
I've heard some some rumors that I have a mullet.
01:16:53
Easter. It's not a mullet, I promise.
01:16:56
So the first one. I do not have a mullet.
01:16:58
Because I will admit, I don't want them all fucking last second of it.
01:17:01
And it was horrifying.
01:17:04
It was horrifying.
01:17:05
Oh, if I remember the conversation correctly, it was like
01:17:09
my wife just tore into me when I got home and I got in big trouble and and,
01:17:14
I didn't take her seriously, and and then I tried to plug in the phone.
01:17:18
I think I could probably file charges against Gary
01:17:21
the way he treated his wife, he's like, yeah, mistreated.
01:17:24
I love you. And. Hi.
01:17:26
How are you doing?
01:17:27
It was just it was terrible.
01:17:30
So we don't understand all that crap.
01:17:31
That's boring. And, like, wearing right around.
01:17:33
That was like a mindless trend out of pocket darkness.
01:17:36
But there's probably a sound clip in there.
01:17:39
All right, I'm going to be completely honest,
01:17:41
because the show is rolling through and the joke's over.
01:17:43
It was pocket darkness the entire time, except for a few seconds.
01:17:46
At the last minute.
01:17:47
There were bathroom photos and water running.
01:17:49
At that point, I don't know what else happened and everything has been deleted.
01:17:54
Oh, except for that is really bizarre.
01:17:56
Oh, okay.
01:17:57
Which is. Which is honestly what we should start with.
01:17:59
And then we'll go to the other videos just to get this out of the way.
01:18:02
Yeah, this is good.
01:18:04
This is just a dude getting fired.
01:18:06
We're.
01:18:08
Wait, we'll took a video of it.
01:18:11
No, no, no, no, we,
01:18:12
this is a reaction video to a dude getting fired or we didn't like.
01:18:16
I didn't get kid.
01:18:17
I didn't watch the kid video.
01:18:18
I only watched the Dark Pocket one.
01:18:21
Okay, well, the dark ones got that.
01:18:23
And then we do a follow up, and then I follow for a third time.
01:18:27
After I tried, I changed the format for the third one.
01:18:31
You like the chase? Hell yeah.
01:18:34
Hell yeah.
01:18:34
I need to do I have hell yeah. Hell yeah.
01:18:37
Hell yeah.
01:18:38
Hell yeah.
01:18:39
It's reboot again.
01:18:40
Excuse me kid, no, because I rebooted.
01:18:43
I have to restart everything I had every, you know, everything.
01:18:46
I, gone.
01:18:47
So it takes an extra second for the.
01:18:49
Yeah.
01:18:51
Just in it.
01:18:52
Okay. Yeah, that makes sense.
01:18:54
I want to watch the the pocket darkness.
01:18:56
How much?
01:18:57
How long is it, like 20 minutes. Right.
01:18:59
All right. This is so it kept cutting in and out.
01:19:01
This is the first one.
01:19:02
But yeah, there was about 20, 30 minutes of this.
01:19:06
Yeah. But you do actually arrive home.
01:19:07
The only words that were even spoken was hi honey or hello.
01:19:12
And that was it.
01:19:12
So there was really nothing there but the bathroom, the water running out.
01:19:15
Did you take a shower right when you got home?
01:19:17
If you did, it was on video.
01:19:18
And that's just nothing we want right of naked.
01:19:22
Listen to the car, though.
01:19:23
What do you have? Like a Lamborghini? Yeah.
01:19:28
Yeah,
01:19:30
you can go that you want.
01:19:35
Does the kid ride with you?
01:19:36
Because I don't remember that one. I.
01:19:40
So the one thing I'm on to
01:19:41
the about is do you ever get on the internet, Jerry?
01:19:44
Yell at other drivers, or do you listen to the radio?
01:19:46
I've heard that.
01:19:47
Just, like, drive home.
01:19:48
And why can't we hear who he's talking to?
01:19:52
That's him. Play drive.
01:19:53
Stop playing the drive so you can hear his cries.
01:19:55
Fucking car! Got him.
01:19:57
Oh, oh, that what you to what is bad?
01:20:01
You know what?
01:20:01
I was laughing at Bob when he was sick and dropped to play.
01:20:06
And that's what I wanted to do right there.
01:20:09
Yeah, well, you're going fast for a neighborhood.
01:20:12
What is it, like, 56?
01:20:14
We can't see a goddamn thing.
01:20:15
I know. Get involved.
01:20:17
I can go for you right away.
01:20:19
Right down the road all the way. He doesn't read the text.
01:20:21
So after the first kid video, he put the phone on his pocket
01:20:25
and continued recording for, like, the next hour.
01:20:28
Oh, right. Of life.
01:20:30
Yeah, well, but it was just dirt.
01:20:31
It was him driving home a drain.
01:20:33
My battery so fast, I.
01:20:35
I swear I shut it off after about 20 minutes.
01:20:37
I never saw the tracks because he killed my phone battery.
01:20:41
I see, and I'm a good friend too.
01:20:43
Instead of being like, oh, I can't wait to.
01:20:44
What happen now?
01:20:45
You told you texted me a text, you texted me, but I wasn't paying attention.
01:20:48
Please stop before we see something that we know you don't want to see.
01:20:52
Because it was a dirty word. Only broadcasting.
01:20:54
If you tuned into tube, you could watch it live.
01:20:57
And that's I live. Yeah. No. That's fine.
01:21:01
I wasn't doing anything inappropriate at the one.
01:21:04
Yeah, I like you.
01:21:05
Stay out of controversy for entertainment.
01:21:07
I was hoping something did, but I'll make sure you.
01:21:11
Nothing happened.
01:21:12
He didn't beat his wife. All the shit he said was full was crap.
01:21:14
If you did do that, it did not record that. Lucky you.
01:21:17
Yeah. No, I was making that up. I had.
01:21:20
I'll share this fun story before we play the cat video.
01:21:22
I had a friend that pocket dialed or I'm the kid and he.
01:21:27
Oh, I remember he left a voicemail and then it didn't hang up.
01:21:30
And he went on to say, just some, you know, some pretty hurtful things.
01:21:34
So, yeah, really hurtful things about me.
01:21:37
Not to me, to her right there.
01:21:40
And machine went on for like five minutes
01:21:42
while an entire group of my friends just shit on me.
01:21:46
Wow. I was like, it hurt me at first.
01:21:48
It really hurt me. But then I was like, you know what? They didn't know?
01:21:51
And I mean, I said way worse things than any of the stuff they said.
01:21:54
The worst part is the stuff they said was all true.
01:21:57
Right?
01:21:58
So, you know, it actually helped me improve who I was.
01:22:01
Self-improvement is because masturbation.
01:22:04
Oops, I hurt my feelings, buddy jumps the shark here.
01:22:09
Oh, I'm not on this corner.
01:22:11
At 123 pounds with safety glasses and a
01:22:14
will to not just no question, but also in.
01:22:17
And you know that the kid was beyond years.
01:22:20
My mom did
01:22:23
well once there's children involved.
01:22:26
Are there any kids involved? I'm the kid.
01:22:29
My suggestion with those two stories
01:22:30
is if you're ever, ever alone, you should not like that.
01:22:33
You won't be judged by your best behavior when everyone's watching.
01:22:37
More than likely, you'll be judged by your worst behavior when no one is watching.
01:22:41
Look, just the bad kid.
01:22:44
Hey, man, I was being pretty serious.
01:22:45
I you should have gave the over-the-top Brady not to shut the fuck up, kid.
01:22:48
That was great. That was a more, you know, right?
01:22:51
You agree with me on that one?
01:22:55
Once there's children involved,
01:22:57
even when people aren't watching it comes the blitz.
01:23:01
And here's Brady.
01:23:02
Or if you don't believe in God, at least act like your phone
01:23:04
is on in recording, in your pocket, right?
01:23:09
Hello there, and welcome to Flash Rants Live.
01:23:12
I am not Gary, I says. Hey Gary.
01:23:15
Now one of our favorite coworkers got asked hand today.
01:23:20
Here's the kid tell you about it.
01:23:21
Yeah, he's a real piece of shit.
01:23:23
Didn't know how to do his job. He, complained a lot.
01:23:26
I've been, personally pining for him to get fired for probably 3 or 4 months now.
01:23:30
And, today was me finally.
01:23:33
Thumbs up for using pining Guy.
01:23:36
And although Pat, another kid's getting so good at this,
01:23:41
even if he's pining for him, like I'm longing for him to be fired,
01:23:44
that sorry, kid, that's a big gay
01:23:48
pining.
01:23:49
Good. You.
01:23:50
So I go back to that strike. Good use.
01:23:51
I like it such an asshole.
01:23:54
Wait 3 or 4 months now, and, today was the final to hear it again.
01:23:57
I've been, personally pining for him to get fired personally for months now.
01:24:02
And, today was the day you finally got fired.
01:24:04
I know that hurt my feelings, buddy.
01:24:07
I mean, I've just been ecstatic,
01:24:09
you know, like I had a shitty morning.
01:24:13
You know? I don't want to go. Any detail.
01:24:14
This is a little rough start, but I like how you purposely backed up my last night.
01:24:19
Thank God he's gone. Right.
01:24:20
Dailies.
01:24:21
Really weirdly standing there with your hands on your hips like, so.
01:24:24
Very awkward.
01:24:25
Also, wasn't it the hands on the hips?
01:24:28
It's very weird.
01:24:29
You know what?
01:24:29
I was okay, as long as his thumb isn't forward, he's fine.
01:24:32
Thumb forward. I'd call it out, too.
01:24:34
But your thumb is bad, right? It's a man.
01:24:36
It's a man, right? That's a man. Stare.
01:24:40
It's sweet ass, right?
01:24:42
I didn't take it into consideration.
01:24:45
I never know what to do with my hands.
01:24:46
Okay. Yeah, that makes sense.
01:24:48
We got a cameraman, man out and proud man.
01:24:52
The actual owner of the truck we're standing in front of, low IQ.
01:24:55
I guess you could say the engine's running.
01:24:58
Did you want to give him credit or leave it at?
01:25:00
Cameraman.
01:25:02
Cameraman. We got tried before it.
01:25:04
It doesn't work. No.
01:25:06
Thank God he's gone.
01:25:07
Also was our cameraman his birthday yesterday.
01:25:09
But this guy, the guy.
01:25:11
Happy birthday.
01:25:12
Remind me of David. For now, I only call.
01:25:14
That would have been like in this story about two hours ago.
01:25:17
For about 15 seconds.
01:25:19
Here's the kid. Was his rendition of my story.
01:25:21
Oh, I've never thought of that.
01:25:22
But I am very curious now what, into a locker.
01:25:25
What the outcome of that would be.
01:25:27
You wanted to touch his girlfriend in his.
01:25:29
Her? No. No. Square. Something. Something like that.
01:25:31
Who said that verbatim? Son of a bitch.
01:25:34
Who's David Borelli?
01:25:38
He. This is his horse.
01:25:43
He could help us with a song about that.
01:25:45
That's fun. While it lasted, though, it was.
01:25:48
I got my finger on the pulse.
01:25:50
Okay. All.
01:25:53
But let me handle my own.
01:25:55
What's in your pants?
01:25:56
And I'm coming to you when you guys come up driving us.
01:26:02
Okay.
01:26:03
Still on?
01:26:06
You okay?
01:26:07
Yeah. That makes.
01:26:09
Yeah, yeah, that's what makes it.
01:26:11
Yeah. The kids segment the best.
01:26:13
Yeah yeah yeah yeah. That's right.
01:26:15
If you want to, you'd push Gary into a locker because you want,
01:26:19
you want to touch his girlfriend in his in her.
01:26:22
No, no, he was bullying it like that. What's up? Yeah.
01:26:25
Hey, look.
01:26:25
What how?
01:26:25
He was my middle school bully to her.
01:26:27
All right, face to face.
01:26:29
Thank you. Cameraman.
01:26:31
And that's my my catchphrase.
01:26:33
Is that true?
01:26:34
That's why he got fired. Because he wanted. Did
01:26:37
you know this
01:26:39
guy reminded me of my middle school bully?
01:26:42
A kid? Oh, and your middle school bully
01:26:45
did something to a girlfriend in middle school?
01:26:48
Yeah.
01:26:49
Touched me.
01:26:51
Where?
01:26:52
No. No, where?
01:26:54
Hey, you heard me verbatim.
01:26:57
Why not? No. No triangle.
01:26:59
I'm the kid. Yeah, well,
01:27:02
that would make more sense.
01:27:03
Okay, because I wasn't sure what part.
01:27:05
Oh, like a slit.
01:27:06
It was like an.
01:27:07
It was in her pants.
01:27:08
It was in her pants. Right now.
01:27:11
Okay, so I kid you in geometry,
01:27:13
I'm going to give him full credit on that one,
01:27:17
but let me handle my own shit. Wow.
01:27:22
Oh, geez.
01:27:23
A little bit lag there.
01:27:24
Yeah, I guess so.
01:27:25
I felt that.
01:27:28
You know what?
01:27:28
I'm going to try to stay out of the controversy.
01:27:32
I think they're they're giving it a trial run, man.
01:27:33
They're about to pull the switch. The internet.
01:27:35
I love the fair so much.
01:27:41
But that story I've heard some some rumors that I have a mullet.
01:27:44
It's not a mullet, I promise. Bingo.
01:27:47
Thank you. Cameraman.
01:27:49
And my my catch phrase is I do not have a mullet.
01:27:52
Bingo. Okay okay, okay.
01:27:55
And that is.
01:27:56
I was pretty in the end, right? I don't want a mullet.
01:27:58
No, you always said I want a mullet.
01:28:01
I do not have a mullet.
01:28:03
Should we save it for rumble or should we do it now?
01:28:07
Has fun.
01:28:07
Well, there was a whole.
01:28:11
Let's get ready to rumble.
01:28:12
You guys are going to happen.
01:28:13
I'm not interested. That sounds kind of sketchy.
01:28:15
You guys are going to have to go over to rumble.com/fledge rants.
01:28:19
Yeah, I
01:28:21
are a
01:28:21
fuck as I you got to follow us over now spelled that right.
01:28:25
I don't fucking know.
01:28:28
Fuck is I or I already watching us on Rumble?
01:28:31
Stick around.
01:28:32
We'll be right back and back on it.
01:28:34
It seems pretty, pretty lackluster.
01:28:36
Has above.
01:28:37
So below.
01:28:42
Disclaimer
01:28:42
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01:28:46
jibber folks, listen up before we dive into the circus
01:28:49
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01:28:53
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01:28:57
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01:28:58
Not a jibber correct time. All right?
01:29:00
In this crazy world where snowflakes endeavor critics,
01:29:04
we're just trying to spread some joy without stepping on too many toes.
01:29:08
So here's jabber on.
01:29:10
Let's get the sole jibber of our discourse and host,
01:29:14
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01:29:18
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01:29:29
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01:29:30
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01:29:37
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01:29:40
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01:29:45
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01:30:17
Article I chicken because why not parody and gibber our bread and butter folks?
01:30:22
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I was having a laugh. Yeah, I had a reason for a jabber.
01:30:28
We might not be the smartest jibber jabber,
01:30:30
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01:30:32
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01:30:54
Oh, okay, that'd be kickass,
01:30:58
So, there was mention of the dogs, and we did.
01:31:01
Yeah, eating the cats. Eating the dogs.
01:31:03
I couldn't find any, like, actual.
01:31:05
I heard that they were, I forget what baseball game they were given.
01:31:10
It was the hot dogs.
01:31:11
And so everyone was, like, eating.
01:31:12
They're eating the dogs.
01:31:13
Like they were using it as like,
01:31:16
It's kind of a funny thing eating the hot dogs.
01:31:18
Get it?
01:31:19
But, yeah.
01:31:22
That's cool.
01:31:23
What did brothers say?
01:31:26
He said, go fuck yourself.
01:31:28
Oh, okay.
01:31:29
I want to try that.
01:31:32
I must be the wrong one again.
01:31:34
Yeah, I've tried before. It it doesn't really work.
01:31:36
Oh, well, okay.
01:31:37
I don't much like this, you know.
01:31:40
All right, I appreciate that. Yeah.
01:31:42
Okay. Save me some time. Okay.
01:31:58
Ladies and gentlemen,
01:32:01
let's get ready to.
01:32:06
Rumble!
01:32:07
I hope that you ready to rumble.
01:32:08
Oh, you ready to rumble?
01:32:11
Okay, now for the explicit part.
01:32:14
Hey, guys. Oh, there we go.
01:32:15
I've got my, finger on the pulse, as they say.
01:32:18
All right.
01:32:19
Where, Who?
01:32:21
Yeah. After who do you go in there?
01:32:24
How do you expect, like, 2 or 3 of those?
01:32:26
Oh, we,
01:32:28
Yeah, we give them.
01:32:28
What is this, the pocket purse?
01:32:30
I think you're free. Is they expect me.
01:32:33
Well, you can take things away from people once you give it.
01:32:37
We expect nothing big.
01:32:39
That's the minimum.
01:32:41
Well, yeah. Exactly.
01:32:44
Yeah, yeah, we like the food stamps of us.
01:32:46
Yeah, I really like it. Yeah, that's a good, a good way to
01:32:50
tell me about Ryan earlier.
01:32:52
And then it's, that same thing about
01:32:56
best day of my life. You.
01:33:00
We do the pro wrestling.
01:33:02
We heard from the cameraman, who are who are are,
01:33:07
who was the guy?
01:33:08
Kurt Angle had the flu?
01:33:10
Yeah. Oh, yeah. That's right.
01:33:12
Yeah, yeah. Nice.
01:33:14
Ric Flair, that is.
01:33:16
That's a great conversation.
01:33:18
Well, it is it.
01:33:19
Yeah, I think so candid.
01:33:22
It could be all right if this wasn't scripted.
01:33:25
Go read.
01:33:26
Tag readers.
01:33:30
Go read.
01:33:30
Tag Sabrina's Tubbs.
01:33:37
Oh, that's how I walk.
01:33:39
Smart.
01:33:40
Low IQ, I guess you could say.
01:33:44
Okay, the rest is a drive.
01:33:45
But the the music I played much in.
01:33:49
Whoa, whoa, look at that boy, right?
01:33:53
That is really bizarre.
01:33:54
That was weird. Jerry Lewis bass.
01:33:57
I'm not interested.
01:33:58
That sounds kind of sketchy. What do.
01:34:01
Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa
01:34:07
whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa.
01:34:12
Quick thinking.
01:34:13
Thinking back on it, it seems pretty, pretty lackluster.
01:34:17
Oh. Did you,
01:34:22
you probably saw that live, didn't you?
01:34:23
Draws.
01:34:24
I think it's 2015, 2005.
01:34:27
He actually ended up wrestling.
01:34:29
They actually ended up wrestling later. Isn't he?
01:34:31
Like 60?
01:34:32
Who was, he wrestled, like a year, like a year ago and had, supposedly
01:34:37
had a heart attack in the ring but kept wrestling nice.
01:34:41
Supposedly.
01:34:43
Allegedly. He allegedly.
01:34:45
Oh, I missed that.
01:34:47
I really missed an opportunity there.
01:34:49
Yeah,
01:34:51
I do, allegedly.
01:34:53
That's ignoring wrestling stuff, but it's kind of like, it's more nostalgic.
01:34:57
It's it's kind of.
01:34:58
It's not.
01:34:59
There's another kind of it's it's kind of nerdish and gay.
01:35:03
It's got a small segment of no wrestling.
01:35:06
If you go to a live audience chance that you're going to run into a retired.
01:35:09
So like an actual one fake and there's no tights, it's not gay at all.
01:35:14
No, it's don't you want us to say, you know,
01:35:17
know it's it's kind of like flipping down, flipping in this
01:35:20
a bunch of fake fake matches and not really like
01:35:24
we've never quit.
01:35:26
Everything has to boil down to I'm going to beat you in a wrestling match and like,
01:35:29
it didn't really like that's not what it used to be during its
01:35:32
heyday when he, Ric Ric Flair was on Kill Tony, where they are like,
01:35:38
they really are rough on,
01:35:39
you know, like comedians are rough and up and coming comedians and it's hilarious.
01:35:42
Sometimes it he actually walked off the show
01:35:45
that night for the best.
01:35:49
It was bizarre. He was hammered shit.
01:35:51
Shitfaced drunk.
01:35:53
You don't want to go right now.
01:35:56
Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa
01:36:00
whoa whoa whoa whoa.
01:36:03
I feel like I've seen this before. Whoa.
01:36:05
So, wait, why did why did the cameraman.
01:36:10
Whoa, whoa, say that we should have a laugh.
01:36:14
I don't know, because that
01:36:18
I don't know.
01:36:19
Actual.
01:36:21
Yeah, a real I call this the food stamps.
01:36:25
All right, let's go.
01:36:27
Was, he was a real wrestler.
01:36:29
What do you mean?
01:36:30
Jim Crockett Promotions football.
01:36:34
And he threw 300.
01:36:36
I ended up getting a different cameraman for Fridays recording Saban down.
01:36:40
Oh. There's more. If there's more kid videos.
01:36:43
Yeah, there's just immediate follow up.
01:36:45
Like.
01:36:45
Like when you play the follow up, because it's still about that guy getting fired
01:36:50
and Dean.
01:36:52
Whoa, there you go. Woo!
01:36:55
Somebody is very upset.
01:36:58
This is like, 77 year old Ric Flair.
01:37:02
Yeah. This is when it was cool.
01:37:04
You're right. No this is this is oh this is new. What.
01:37:07
Oh I see, I see.
01:37:08
No, this is a
01:37:09
which is like the
01:37:09
I didn't realize this is the shittiest wrestling promotion in the world.
01:37:13
You're winners. What? What,
01:37:16
yeah, this guy's back in the.
01:37:18
He already.
01:37:19
There's a lot of people that are back in the glory of the year already.
01:37:21
There's fucking Jeff the.
01:37:24
He really didn't wrestle at all happened.
01:37:27
They didn't I guess I didn't show the clip where he gets bloodied,
01:37:30
but apparently he took a bump and he claimed that he, like,
01:37:33
died or had a heart attack for a minute or stopped breathing for a minute.
01:37:36
I don't know.
01:37:39
I didn't realize the Undertaker was there.
01:37:40
He's crazy or no, this was it was.
01:37:43
I said he was getting it done.
01:37:46
Yeah.
01:37:50
But I had one of my best
01:37:52
matches of my career is Ricky Steamboat.
01:37:56
All my family is here.
01:37:57
This guy, like, lives, doesn't live in the.
01:38:01
Oh, he lives in the moment,
01:38:02
but he lives for the past like he he still wants to be the same guy he was.
01:38:06
And it's kind of sad.
01:38:07
But all my granddaughters and yeah, he's like, sad.
01:38:11
He's not. Yeah.
01:38:12
Because he actually destroyed his family.
01:38:14
I'm surprised he's still living because like the amount of alcoholism
01:38:18
and drugs that he did, you just was, slept around on his wife.
01:38:22
He didn't take care of his kids.
01:38:23
And then he came around and regretted that later in his life.
01:38:27
But there's also the airplane from hell story where he he assaulted,
01:38:31
sexually assaulted a stewardess by, opening his robe up,
01:38:34
bringing his dick in a helicopter motion crashed in an airport.
01:38:38
The helicopter was a great trick.
01:38:40
No, that was, Vince McMahon's son that crashed in a helicopter.
01:38:45
No. Kobe Bryant, I think you're thinking of Kobe Bryant.
01:38:47
Yeah, you're thinking I called flair the Kobe, Ric Flair.
01:38:50
He survived Kobe.
01:38:53
Oh, no.
01:38:54
Whatever.
01:38:54
But, he's just combining a cheese and a beef and a basketball player all in one.
01:38:59
And he's he's been broke like a motherfucker
01:39:01
because he has what he pays, someone child support.
01:39:04
And so, he doesn't have a lot of money, so he will take any payday he has.
01:39:10
That's why you fight.
01:39:10
You see him and all these, like, shitty, like, commercials,
01:39:14
and all that, that he was in that gimmick, Ric Flair. Oh.
01:39:18
Oh, that's barely a plane.
01:39:19
Oh, now
01:39:22
still.
01:39:22
Oh, Brady who won our fantasy matchup.
01:39:27
I don't know.
01:39:28
Oh I know who I don't give a crap about that.
01:39:31
You're not understanding that I couldn't care any less.
01:39:34
So is this when it was cool.
01:39:36
Is this Ric Flair Ric Flair when wrestling was cool in that game.
01:39:40
No no no, that's when it was, gay as well.
01:39:43
And this is this
01:39:46
section in the mid 90s where it was a fact.
01:39:48
You called it an outfit.
01:39:50
I don't own an outfit I'm wearing.
01:39:53
You could find wrestling.
01:39:54
You could find, oh, you're wearing shirts at Macy's in a uniform,
01:39:58
but you're not wearing an outfit.
01:40:00
My mom would say that.
01:40:00
Do you have your soccer outfit?
01:40:03
This is an outfit.
01:40:05
It matches.
01:40:07
I'm. Does it.
01:40:07
I don't think that lab coat matches the goddamn thing you're wearing.
01:40:10
That's part of a costume.
01:40:13
Oh, that's different.
01:40:15
I'm wearing an outfit and a costume.
01:40:17
Oh, great. Time for a PSA.
01:40:20
That is really bizarre.
01:40:23
I love this commercial.
01:40:24
Really bizarre.
01:40:25
It's a PSA, but are you going to get out of here
01:40:30
in a while?
01:40:31
You know, while.
01:40:35
I got to get back.
01:40:40
I love you, mom.
01:40:41
I love you too, baby.
01:40:50
I suspect that commercial
01:40:51
makes me want to drive them right when you don't, like, got so lean.
01:40:56
And then when you have.
01:40:57
Oh, nothing but time to clean.
01:41:00
I would like to think I am a good consumer.
01:41:04
Consumer.
01:41:06
But that's. That's so sad.
01:41:08
I know, I feel like I'm a well qualified returning employee.
01:41:12
Let's see, with the low mileage lease, I'm going to Andrew Dice.
01:41:16
This.
01:41:18
I feel like I'm a good producer instead of a consumer. Hey.
01:41:22
Okay.
01:41:22
No, no, I'm just a good consumer.
01:41:26
Are you.
01:41:28
Yeah. Play the other kid video.
01:41:29
Would you like to consume us? Even though I got a quick one?
01:41:31
What is your Mount Rushmore of strings?
01:41:34
The one thing of Mount Rushmore is they are not ranked one through four.
01:41:38
It is just. Oh, there's a four. My favorite.
01:41:42
My favorite puts them on Mount Rushmore just because I have what is wrong.
01:41:48
I don't think what string is string theory
01:41:50
on your Mount Rushmore of strings because yes, yes it is
01:41:53
okay to put them on the Mount Rushmore just because of how influential they are.
01:41:57
I'm going to go with exactly.
01:41:58
The kid gets it all string instruments.
01:42:03
Oh, including piano and harp.
01:42:05
What we can just say instruments.
01:42:07
We can just say instruments.
01:42:08
So string theory, musical instruments. Yeah.
01:42:12
Rope does rope in general.
01:42:14
Right. All right. Yeah.
01:42:16
Are there any others?
01:42:18
Is there anything else?
01:42:20
Yeah, there are five. Four.
01:42:22
Can we even find four?
01:42:24
There.
01:42:28
That's rope yarn.
01:42:31
Rope twine.
01:42:34
That's rope.
01:42:36
Tie downs.
01:42:37
That's rope netting.
01:42:40
That's rope.
01:42:42
Everyone okay?
01:42:43
That's rope in code when you put it in code.
01:42:46
Oh, yeah. I was going to ask you. There's some coding stuff.
01:42:48
Always 3007
01:42:51
actually, sequences of string of numbers.
01:42:55
I thought I had a couple of this time, but then you pull the tampon out with.
01:42:59
Yeah. Oh, thank you for that segue.
01:43:01
Are you ready?
01:43:02
Wait, are we going back to the butthole?
01:43:03
Oh, I posted that.
01:43:04
That's not a surprise.
01:43:05
You saw that laces out button string.
01:43:08
All right, laces out. Darn it.
01:43:10
It's like, pull it out of the dog's butthole.
01:43:12
You just got to shove your finger in there.
01:43:14
I don't want to play.
01:43:15
That's how you get a tampon to go on the string.
01:43:17
They pull it out like a piece of shit.
01:43:19
China. Oh, my God, look at the.
01:43:22
Of course she's alive.
01:43:22
Why did I say anything at all?
01:43:24
In which case you could just tuck it gently in between you.
01:43:27
Like, why does she have that?
01:43:28
I wearing a skirt?
01:43:29
That's you.
01:43:30
That's a male.
01:43:30
That's for a dude. That's for a dude to use.
01:43:33
Because it's got the whole back end for a penis would go.
01:43:36
Yeah, that was a flashlight.
01:43:37
It's called a flashlight.
01:43:39
Yeah.
01:43:39
What she doesn't have, like,
01:43:41
she doesn't have something that's no use for, for the science of showing
01:43:44
you went on Amazon and she doesn't show it.
01:43:47
Medical educational vagina. She went are you kidding me?
01:43:50
It's $2,800. It's the same exact thing.
01:43:52
And then she went, wait a minute, Fleshlight 1995.
01:43:55
Fuck yeah.
01:43:58
And then everyone went, oh, and now
01:44:00
every college is full of flashlights in the biology lab, and everyone's busy.
01:44:03
Get down.
01:44:04
Yeah, for some reason, they keep going.
01:44:05
Missing?
01:44:08
Yeah.
01:44:11
Where is it?
01:44:11
Oh, we need to make a do with the string in your tampon video.
01:44:14
So we took the flashlight.
01:44:16
It was.
01:44:17
But, Billy, you don't need tampons, I do too, I oh, man,
01:44:21
I asked, I would I, I went, hang on, I got to get my thoughts together.
01:44:26
I went with my kids for family weekend and we went out.
01:44:28
Right.
01:44:28
The bar hopping, college based, you know.
01:44:31
And what the fuck was I going to say?
01:44:33
Oh, are there any kids involved?
01:44:35
We went. You already said no.
01:44:37
We went into a bar and they asked for the cover and they said, how many men?
01:44:41
How many women?
01:44:42
Guess what? I decided to try and pull.
01:44:46
Oh, I don't know.
01:44:47
I'm not going to.
01:44:48
You're not going to guess?
01:44:48
I have to say, the
01:44:51
awesome strings.
01:44:52
Did you pull some strings in order to save one cover charge?
01:44:56
Because there was two men and one woman,
01:44:58
which I've never thought of that, but I am very curious.
01:45:00
Now what? What the outcome of that would be.
01:45:02
I said, hey, you're a door guy.
01:45:05
You're a bouncer.
01:45:06
Do people try this? What?
01:45:08
I'm about to try. And he said, what?
01:45:09
I said, I identify as a woman.
01:45:11
I want to get in free.
01:45:14
What do you think is do you think he was shocked?
01:45:15
Do you think I was the first one to try that? Do you think he let me know?
01:45:18
I don't think you're the first. I think he just got one of those. Right.
01:45:20
But what would you do?
01:45:21
And then you went all right, buddy, I think this was his game.
01:45:25
And he went.
01:45:26
He went all right, but he he was very right.
01:45:29
But he he had a canned response that he clearly says to everybody
01:45:33
that tries that because anyway, everyone tries.
01:45:35
No. Now.
01:45:37
No he said he said no.
01:45:39
What is your what does your license say.
01:45:42
Isn't that interesting?
01:45:43
Oh yeah.
01:45:45
You can get you can get your license to say whatever the fuck you want.
01:45:47
You just have to mark it down.
01:45:49
So if you want to get into the bar free, you got to commit.
01:45:53
Yeah.
01:45:53
You don't have to commit.
01:45:54
You said to have it on your license pass.
01:45:57
That's pretty committed.
01:45:59
No. What if I.
01:46:01
So can I say.
01:46:02
I'd rather not say or whatever. The one. That's nice.
01:46:04
So you you can
01:46:06
you can get it changed on your license and then immediately get a change back.
01:46:09
And the date on the license that is.
01:46:13
Which I never understood anyway.
01:46:15
Why they care that the license, the date is expired
01:46:17
because it's still represents you at some point.
01:46:19
It's still a state issued document.
01:46:22
But the previous license would still be valid with the female indication.
01:46:28
Affirmative.
01:46:29
Yeah, I think I want both, though.
01:46:31
I mean, I don't want to just be female.
01:46:34
Right? You just.
01:46:34
Oh, yeah.
01:46:35
Just call it, Jay, I don't know, just whatever I feel that day.
01:46:39
What do they call that?
01:46:41
They call that, I don't know, it's
01:46:43
like an unnatural kind of homosexual, but.
01:46:46
Yeah, exactly.
01:46:48
Exactly. We call. We have a call coming in.
01:46:51
Oh, hello. Hi. This message is for flash.
01:46:54
This is Tina Jones at the University of Phoenix, 602713191760271319.
01:47:03
The information.
01:47:05
So that's awesome.
01:47:06
When did we first in our inquiry.
01:47:08
It took that long to get a human being to call us back.
01:47:11
The best part is, is they said hi.
01:47:13
This message is for flash thinking.
01:47:16
Yeah, it seems pretty, pretty lackluster.
01:47:19
Tina. Oh, that's funny.
01:47:21
You that's going to be a drop, right? That's going to be a drop, right?
01:47:23
Her saying Vladimir.
01:47:25
Yeah, this message is for fledge.
01:47:27
This message is for what she says. That's all she says.
01:47:30
Or there's more.
01:47:31
I'm definitely going to call her back.
01:47:33
Hi, Matt.
01:47:34
The last 15 I want to show the clip.
01:47:38
This message is for flags
01:47:40
191762.
01:47:43
It 31917.
01:47:45
Where's the clip?
01:47:48
Where you can't tease that footage and then not show the full
01:47:53
look at all the lovely people.
01:47:57
Where's the clip?
01:47:57
I don't know, the clips get shown tonight.
01:48:02
Look at all the lovely people.
01:48:06
There's the string.
01:48:08
Yes, there's a bit like.
01:48:11
No, I was actually.
01:48:12
I thought you were making fun of me, Karthik.
01:48:13
But you're actually in a dream way to look when you're wearing the face.
01:48:18
The chickens and the Java.
01:48:20
The Gary I was like Gary where we could.
01:48:24
Yeah.
01:48:26
The Gary.
01:48:26
When people refer to the as above, so below, they have to find
01:48:29
a fucking Beatles cover band just to reference it.
01:48:34
And I did that too.
01:48:34
The Beatles are historic.
01:48:35
That should be archived and usable in fair use.
01:48:38
When does that become how long is it?
01:48:40
Does the web do Disney?
01:48:42
Disney? Move the needle?
01:48:43
It used to be 50 years, and they moved it to 75
01:48:45
because all their intellectual property,
01:48:47
including Mickey Mouse, were about to expire.
01:48:49
So they lobbied and extended it 25 years.
01:48:51
As far as really because that's how they got that stupid.
01:48:54
Well, it was a terrible movie, but that fucking Winnie the Pooh horror movie,
01:48:58
that's how they were able to do that, because that public domain, they
01:49:01
they acquired Winnie the Pooh. That's not really one of theirs. Even
01:49:06
in the public domain, you would think that they'd want a whole.
01:49:08
I mean, it's theirs now, but I don't think they fought.
01:49:10
I don't think they cared as much as Mickey Mouse is kind of their,
01:49:14
flagship or whatever mascot.
01:49:18
But I just think it should
01:49:21
become a the ground.
01:49:23
So they actually tried out a little bit clever with the library.
01:49:28
Nothing is outside
01:49:30
when there's nobody there.
01:49:33
But as you can see on the left,
01:49:36
I think work working on the
01:49:41
long window
01:49:44
with the dog.
01:49:45
No, no.
01:49:49
Or monkey?
01:49:50
Aren't you?
01:49:53
Dwight, I was on the phone.
01:50:03
I did the statue with my name.
01:50:07
With the the
01:50:09
wearing the things is the dog.
01:50:12
I don't know, I would say.
01:50:15
Oh, do they all?
01:50:22
Come along at all
01:50:24
in the movie, do they open the.
01:50:30
That was a great choice, Brady.
01:50:33
I was looking for songs with strings and I ended up with Haydn.
01:50:36
Haydn is one of the greatest
01:50:39
string composer.
01:50:41
But then, But then I got to, Cypress Hill, and they had some good stuff there.
01:50:45
I think the one I ended up sending you was Cinderella.
01:50:49
Honestly.
01:50:50
Thanks, Brady. Oh, thanks, Brady.
01:50:51
We have to play that one because no.
01:50:53
Scott.
01:50:54
Brady no, you picked a way better one.
01:50:56
I don't know if the Beatles don't.
01:51:00
That's nice Brady look good.
01:51:03
I didn't see the one you just played.
01:51:06
Yeah. Sneaky.
01:51:07
I may have just. Yeah,
01:51:09
I the monster.
01:51:11
I don't know about that. What the fuck.
01:51:12
No, no.
01:51:14
So I said, can I just give you my opinion on that?
01:51:18
Yeah.
01:51:18
And I upload stuff and I'm at all seriousness, I'm not mocking it.
01:51:21
Sometimes I am, but lately I really want to learn about rap.
01:51:24
Yeah. Like, is this bad rap or good rap?
01:51:26
That is, that is bad metal.
01:51:29
That is really I know, I know, I know bad metal, bad recording.
01:51:33
That was the reason I picked it.
01:51:35
But I, I agree it's, it's not a good and that's not bad.
01:51:42
Fuck.
01:51:42
That was good. That was a good drop.
01:51:44
So you could do it like that all the time.
01:51:45
I would not hate them so much.
01:51:47
Yeah.
01:51:50
It's like you see.
01:51:51
Oh, now.
01:51:53
All right, so there's two, three four.
01:51:55
No. One, two.
01:51:56
Where's the kid videos. There's two more.
01:51:59
We just did a mash up I did that.
01:52:00
There's that. Are two more.
01:52:03
Third one is
01:52:05
you know what I when I unlock them or whatever, make them private to public.
01:52:08
Whatever I order, I do that in is the order they go, which
01:52:11
that's why they keep getting fucked up. That's why.
01:52:13
Okay.
01:52:13
Well, the the last one is the short one, the like the two minute one.
01:52:17
So the next one is good. 3 to 5.
01:52:20
I got a four minute and a minute and a half.
01:52:22
Yeah I'll go to the fair.
01:52:24
So watch okay guys I've heard some
01:52:27
some rumors that I have you when I went that it's not a bullet.
01:52:30
I probably good.
01:52:32
I do not have a mullet.
01:52:33
I don't want a mullet.
01:52:35
I do not have a mullet. I don't want a mullet.
01:52:38
It's not a mullet.
01:52:39
I promise.
01:52:41
Do you see that?
01:52:43
He has a mullet in this corner at 123 pounds, with safety glasses and a will to.
01:52:48
Not just no question, but also,
01:52:51
you know, what's beyond.
01:52:53
Yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
01:52:57
yeah yeah yeah yeah.
01:53:00
Oops.
01:53:02
Yeah that's right I ruined it.
01:53:05
Are there kids involved there?
01:53:07
Okay.
01:53:07
Can I point out once there's children involved, how short
01:53:13
his hair is and how young everyone looks in this video.
01:53:15
How long have we been doing this corner
01:53:17
and 123 pounds with safety glasses and a will to not just.
01:53:21
No question, but also without the kids.
01:53:23
And you know that the kid was beyond years of my knowledge short.
01:53:28
His hair is Holy shit, what?
01:53:32
Right?
01:53:32
You look so freaking young now.
01:53:34
You look so oh my god.
01:53:35
Okay, hedge rants live.
01:53:37
Time flies by Gary with the kid as always.
01:53:40
I've got some follow up.
01:53:41
I'm the kid.
01:53:42
One was We were I'm going to come
01:53:45
the Dems for the Gary can't win candidate on the ticket.
01:53:50
The rules to being
01:53:51
president are you have to be 35 years or older and born.
01:53:54
You did it.
01:53:55
We did it to be able to keep getting up without a program.
01:54:00
I like that rule, guys. You pretty.
01:54:02
I think that would save us a lot of headache in the future.
01:54:05
Press. I can't believe you guys.
01:54:06
Another five six, you know, is last time for it, right?
01:54:09
We been for a good hour from a lot of my pocket and some Asmr,
01:54:16
ripping, showering, getting an argument that my wife.
01:54:19
So, none of that for that audio coming up shortly.
01:54:23
I might even be naked in it.
01:54:25
So. Yeah, but you know, that tune in.
01:54:27
But but what I really wanted to come in, like, because I wanted the kids into it,
01:54:32
take on it.
01:54:33
But how worthless do you have to be as a human being
01:54:36
for a manufacturing facility to rent?
01:54:41
There's the addition by subtraction.
01:54:42
Really wanted to comment on what it did.
01:54:44
I wanted the kids,
01:54:46
take on it, but sorry.
01:54:48
How worthless do you have to be as a human being for a manufacturing facility
01:54:54
to this, the addition by some character to leave your workstation idle
01:54:59
instead of having you producing their products less than zero.
01:55:03
What do you mean?
01:55:05
Let me say that again.
01:55:06
Let him figure it out on his own. Don't.
01:55:08
He doesn't understand what I mean either.
01:55:10
Yes, yes.
01:55:11
I don't know what you mean.
01:55:12
Listen, I know neither does the kid. Just.
01:55:15
You guys, you got to listen. This is important.
01:55:17
When you factoring facility two, there's the addition by some trouble.
01:55:21
What I really wanted to comment on because I wanted the kids,
01:55:26
take on it, but
01:55:27
how worthless do you have to be as a human being
01:55:30
for a manufacturing facility
01:55:33
to this, the addition by subtraction to leave your workstation idle,
01:55:38
instead of having you producing their products.
01:55:43
What is that?
01:55:44
Is there a specific incident that this is, referencing?
01:55:46
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
01:55:48
Yes. Yeah. Dude gets fired.
01:55:49
Yeah. They send him home. Yeah.
01:55:51
They think it is more beneficial to the business.
01:55:54
Yeah. To have him not operating his machines.
01:55:56
They are sitting idle currently.
01:55:58
Yeah.
01:55:59
Instead of having him operate them and producing the product.
01:56:03
Yeah, well, I mean, you know, when you throw fits every day and,
01:56:06
make life generally miserable for everybody involved and, yeah,
01:56:10
I don't even show up half the time.
01:56:12
I think it's easier just to write you off and not, keep paying for insurance. And,
01:56:17
like, 20 hours every week if you pronounce insurance.
01:56:20
Correct one.
01:56:22
So, you know, exactly, like 20 hours every.
01:56:26
Right. Keep paying for insurance and,
01:56:29
yeah, quicker and faster down the wrong syllable.
01:56:32
I would have.
01:56:33
And, I have to agree with you on that.
01:56:35
I give up on him entirely.
01:56:38
I mean, I was wondering what it takes to get fired because I'll.
01:56:40
I'll run my machines with my pants around my ankles.
01:56:42
I know I'll see a thing.
01:56:44
Yeah, well, the only other guy I know that got,
01:56:46
actually fired here other than one that were just was.
01:56:49
I'll say something.
01:56:49
Marshall.
01:56:50
No. Well, yeah.
01:56:51
Marshall. He, he punched,
01:56:54
one of the, the monitors for the press, and, those are like $1,800.
01:56:58
Or they were pre-COVID, so they're probably, a couple grand more now.
01:57:02
Oh, yeah.
01:57:02
But there's another guy that was following all the operators home.
01:57:05
Oh, jeez. Man, I thought something was.
01:57:08
I thought another car was about to hit the front of my house.
01:57:10
That's your video
01:57:13
monitors for the press.
01:57:14
And, those are, like, $1,800 or they were pretty good.
01:57:16
I know that got, actually fire here other than one that were just.
01:57:20
It was, you know, Marshall, I didn't catch the following.
01:57:23
The operators. Oh.
01:57:24
That's creepy, okay, I don't another disclaimer.
01:57:27
You were there when this was recorded and you're not listening.
01:57:30
I will pay attention.
01:57:32
What are you thinking about?
01:57:33
I'm camera man.
01:57:35
Just read.
01:57:37
I'm recording.
01:57:38
It's fucking white noise going out of here.
01:57:40
Oh, there's a puppet show going inside my head all the time.
01:57:45
Yeah.
01:57:47
What a bitch.
01:57:51
One of the,
01:57:52
the monitors for the press and, those are like $1,800
01:57:55
or they were pre-COVID, so they're probably, a couple grand more now.
01:57:59
Oh, yeah.
01:57:59
But there's another guy that was following all the operators home.
01:58:02
Oh. How creepy. Yeah, it was pretty creepy.
01:58:04
Oh, I responded, a man.
01:58:06
A man was really following men home, to say the least.
01:58:09
I don't know, the operators are all women do.
01:58:11
Had, he had, PTSD because he was, he was a veteran.
01:58:14
Oh, yeah.
01:58:15
He kept asking me about, like, the war and stuff
01:58:16
if he saw any combat or killed anybody.
01:58:18
And, and the guy would be like, I don't want to talk about this, dude.
01:58:20
You know, I I've got a lot of, like, trauma from that stuff.
01:58:23
And then he'd, he'd walk over by the by the,
01:58:26
the veteran or whatever, just like, finger gun adamant.
01:58:28
Oh, no, it was really bad.
01:58:30
He was around for like, 3 or 4 months.
01:58:32
I, I still have no idea why it took that long to get him fired, but.
01:58:37
We haven't.
01:58:37
We have a good track record
01:58:38
keeping, pieces of shit around a lot longer than they need. Right?
01:58:41
That's what I'm saying.
01:58:41
If you're producing products, what do they care? You know, if you're.
01:58:44
Yeah, you can find any piece of shit to produce product.
01:58:47
You don't have to usually find nine.
01:58:50
Oh, that's.
01:58:50
Is this station still still sitting. Right.
01:58:53
So delighted that there was a week later.
01:58:55
Well, we we've been rooting for this for a long time.
01:58:57
Yeah. I've been I've been personally griping quite a bit.
01:59:00
I don't know if me griping does anything
01:59:01
because I haven't been here all that long, but you know, I've been
01:59:04
I've been fighting tooth and nail to get that fucker out.
01:59:06
I'll usually through and then fire the gray for a week.
01:59:09
And he came on. Yeah.
01:59:10
My coworker I fire. They're great for.
01:59:12
Keep my name out of your mouth and I will Smith.
01:59:17
Yeah. Within the first week.
01:59:19
Well, he would quit by Friday or whatever.
01:59:21
And I got a quarter chocolate milk out of it. That's true.
01:59:24
I bet he would talk about the only thing I, Yeah, I really liked about that guy.
01:59:29
Yeah. Check that.
01:59:30
Yeah, I actually better more time for a volume above.
01:59:32
So below.
01:59:34
Okay. By I almost as above. So below.
01:59:36
Now, is there a pocket radio with that one or.
01:59:39
No no no it is not.
01:59:42
It is not just a catch phrase.
01:59:43
I've got my, finger on the pulse, as they say
01:59:47
fucking does up the dog's ass.
01:59:50
No, he's got, he's got the, the, you know, the
01:59:53
he knows what's going on around his local area.
01:59:56
He keeps an eye on everything, but like, yeah,
01:59:59
yeah, he knows what's going on.
02:00:01
Got my, finger on the pulse, as they say
02:00:05
he does. It's not just a catch phrase.
02:00:06
It's a fucking way of being for the kid.
02:00:09
Yeah, I'm the kid.
02:00:10
Is the kid.
02:00:12
The Gary I love.
02:00:14
I love that segment.
02:00:16
We know the targets we definitely need, so I did I did
02:00:19
pull this just because of its, controversial, intent.
02:00:24
When I went to high school, there was, I think
02:00:27
three black people,
02:00:30
that shout out
02:00:31
to Joe, shout out to shirtless Joe if you're still listening.
02:00:35
Oh, yeah. We need you to listen.
02:00:38
I went to high school.
02:00:39
There was, I think three black people.
02:00:42
I don't think anybody can argue that.
02:00:46
What's a cosmic string?
02:00:48
Hypothetical topological defects
02:00:52
in the fabric of space time theorized to have formed in the early universe,
02:00:56
really by some models of cosmic inflation,
02:00:59
and could have significant effects on the structure of the universe.
02:01:02
What?
02:01:04
Okay.
02:01:05
No, it's not like I don't know a fucking.
02:01:07
Even the universe has down syndrome.
02:01:10
Yeah, I just assume.
02:01:12
Oh, I got more.
02:01:14
Should we keep going down the string? Yeah.
02:01:17
String of pearls. Oh.
02:01:20
Oh, the pearl necklace is, I assume everyone has down syndrome.
02:01:25
Yeah, I know what that is. Okay, good.
02:01:28
That's what my sound didn't really go out.
02:01:31
I had to go celebrate my anniversary one more time before midnight.
02:01:34
Interesting.
02:01:35
Oh, that's why I never knew that I.
02:01:38
I honestly never knew that there was it.
02:01:40
3 to 5 minutes. Is that so? There's
02:01:44
it, dude, it doesn't take long.
02:01:46
Good.
02:01:47
And it's.
02:01:48
You know, we call that a quickie.
02:01:50
When you're married, you find out.
02:01:52
Yeah. Give her a pearl necklace.
02:01:55
Pearl necklace?
02:01:56
Yes. That's what a string of pearls is, right? Yeah.
02:01:58
Let's keep going right down the string.
02:02:00
Right. We're going to get rid of all these strings.
02:02:02
Right? There's string cheese.
02:02:03
Yeah. Oh, I do enjoy string cheese.
02:02:06
But you know what? I don't care to fart like I did when I was.
02:02:08
Why can we get a picture of string cheese on the screen?
02:02:10
What do we see? String.
02:02:12
Because I have a string cheese fart instead.
02:02:16
I do, you know that's a string cheese fart.
02:02:18
Are you supposed to sound strange? How do you think I know?
02:02:21
How do you think I know? Right?
02:02:22
Yeah, because you ate the string cheese.
02:02:28
Thank you.
02:02:28
Good night. Don't string me along like that.
02:02:31
Oh, my God, are you reading my fucking screen?
02:02:33
Holy shit.
02:02:34
That's number 12 string
02:02:35
long, dude, looking at string cheese, I changed the order.
02:02:38
It was string cheese.
02:02:39
I did you order?
02:02:41
Well, because I want to do the string cheese.
02:02:42
I want you to string of pearls and me 11 or 5 or
02:02:47
this thing in the wind ten is a stringer for journalism.
02:02:50
I don't know what that means. A freelancer, nope.
02:02:52
Blah blah blah. Anyways.
02:02:53
But number 12 is string along an idiomatic expression to deceive somebody.
02:02:58
Okay, I want to engage high strung or keeping high strung. Yes.
02:03:03
But then when that's strung, that string, can you be high string?
02:03:07
No, no.
02:03:09
That I veto that strung is not strings.
02:03:12
So it's a all like
02:03:15
that could be number four on the Mount Rushmore of of high strings.
02:03:19
String cheese.
02:03:21
Oh. String key.
02:03:21
Correct instruments.
02:03:23
I have that theory. String cheese. Yeah.
02:03:26
All right, if you're going to count strong, then I'm going to crack. Oh.
02:03:29
If you're going to count strong I'm going to count stringent. No.
02:03:34
Why not. Wait a minute, wait a minute.
02:03:36
It's a legal or regulatory term.
02:03:38
While not directly related to the literal string,
02:03:40
the term stringent refers to strict, precise, and rigorous rules.
02:03:43
Often let's not. String.
02:03:45
Same root.
02:03:46
No. Same word.
02:03:47
The word is base of the verb is the base of the fucking.
02:03:51
Well, as far as like following
02:03:53
the subject in question is in fact the word.
02:03:56
Therefore, using the full root counts as using the word
02:04:02
yep, like string literal.
02:04:04
The same way I learned that a hot dog
02:04:06
was technically a sandwich, technically eating the dogs.
02:04:10
They're eating the cat's string.
02:04:11
They're eating the hot dogs like they're a big Ole sandwich.
02:04:14
Strings of dog sausage.
02:04:18
No, no, no, they're.
02:04:20
Did you do another chicken attack? Amen.
02:04:22
There are a can't puppet.
02:04:25
Strings are the same as any other string, right?
02:04:27
You can't determine what the string is attached to.
02:04:29
It doesn't mean that a basketball has a string,
02:04:31
as a string is what's playing nothing but chicken attack from now on.
02:04:35
Is there basketball? Right on my head.
02:04:37
Right here.
02:04:41
No, no, no, not at all. Ooh.
02:04:43
Oh, yeah, I forgot about that.
02:04:44
I oh, look clip Brady I don't even that thought's never crossed my mind.
02:04:48
I have no idea.
02:04:50
String art.
02:04:52
You take question nails throw the clip.
02:04:54
Yeah.
02:04:55
I don't know if, the clips get shown tonight.
02:05:00
Where's the clip?
02:05:06
It might.
02:05:06
It might seem like I came to this podcast.
02:05:09
I just all over my screen.
02:05:11
I can't see you right now. String beans.
02:05:15
No, I've been talking on,
02:05:17
like, trying to figure out how this works.
02:05:19
And speaking of tug.
02:05:21
Yeah, and you can tug and pull on your heart strings.
02:05:26
Right. You.
02:05:39
Know?
02:05:39
Yeah, yeah.
02:05:41
You you said that you don't get it.
02:05:43
I don't think you never understood.
02:05:46
I mean, yeah.
02:05:49
I mean, maybe good food.
02:05:53
Excuse me,
02:05:55
then of course, you could always have a rooster.
02:05:57
The hot chick.
02:05:58
Why are we watching this? Because it is, chick.
02:06:00
Even though she's. I don't know, she's too dumb.
02:06:01
Gary Pickford is a match up because we have to appeal.
02:06:04
It's kind of good to show.
02:06:06
I just love it when,
02:06:09
certain.
02:06:16
You you you
02:06:21
you're not understanding that.
02:06:23
I couldn't care any less.
02:06:25
You likes it because of the swear word right there. Yes.
02:06:29
It's really, really.
02:06:29
It's it's good.
02:06:30
I just love it.
02:06:31
So she's not bad, but look at,
02:06:36
good stuff there.
02:06:37
Right there. That one.
02:06:40
Okay.
02:06:41
That's all I like about it.
02:06:42
I go, but what about.
02:06:44
It was a little strange,
02:06:47
but it's like.
02:06:50
I mean, it's like, man, it's like.
02:06:55
It's like.
02:06:56
It's like I'm going to come.
02:06:59
I think that is so sexy is the lack of.
02:07:02
I don't know what it is that is that is so nice. Gusting.
02:07:05
Oh my God, I'm going to go.
02:07:06
Do you like a we're going to go with a trash like a gag don't you.
02:07:08
How about a fucking gag.
02:07:10
Is that the irony. Do I not know this. Like yeah.
02:07:12
He doesn't swear at all. I'm. Is Bonnie it. I'm sorry.
02:07:15
Are we supposed to not say that she causes like a sailor?
02:07:18
Does she? Yeah.
02:07:20
That's great, I respect.
02:07:21
Oh, wow. It's better than you.
02:07:25
So over here is fake.
02:07:27
Let's, there's a lot of makeup going on.
02:07:31
Okay. Yeah.
02:07:33
No, she's not my favorite recording artist.
02:07:35
She just says the MF in there.
02:07:37
Chorus. Oh, you know what? You know what? The makeup on.
02:07:39
Do you know who she reminds me of?
02:07:41
Miss piggy from the Muppets.
02:07:43
You probably would really, really want to fuck Tupac then, right?
02:07:45
Aren't those Miss Piggy's eyes right there? I'm pretty sure. Sorry.
02:07:48
What are you talking about?
02:07:49
I think it's sexy when a girl swears.
02:07:53
Trashy mouth.
02:07:54
Right?
02:07:58
Right.
02:07:59
Yeah.
02:08:00
Imagine what else she can do with that dirty, dirty mouth.
02:08:05
Yeah.
02:08:05
Matter how many times what you.
02:08:11
Oh, okay.
02:08:13
That's enough for that.
02:08:13
Worth money.
02:08:15
Oh, I started investing.
02:08:18
Motherfuckers.
02:08:22
So I know, you know, it's like we
02:08:27
built the
02:08:27
music bed for this song initially is, like, the cheesiest.
02:08:31
Sounding like it's the.
02:08:34
It's like, barely there.
02:08:36
Even I was so dark in the back saying those bad, bad words.
02:08:40
So on the top of the music, as as the resident music expert,
02:08:45
what that is called.
02:08:45
Oh, I'm the second resident music.
02:08:47
I agree, I agree 100%.
02:08:49
What that is called is bubblegum pop. Yep.
02:08:52
Bubblegum pop. Boom. But
02:08:55
it's what we're just like, just want to have fun.
02:08:59
It's not like girls just want to have fun.
02:09:00
That was also that sounded like that.
02:09:02
I couldn't quite put my finger on it.
02:09:04
I kept trying to figure it out.
02:09:06
There's something else that I can't.
02:09:08
Yeah, you put your finger in it.
02:09:10
Was there a string coming out of it?
02:09:12
So you should have your finger in there.
02:09:13
You dude, are you seriously, are you fucking looking over my screen, man?
02:09:16
That's what I have.
02:09:17
On my next screen is a chick working with a fucking string hanging out.
02:09:22
Oh, God. Oh. Didn't,
02:09:25
didn't there wasn't
02:09:26
there a musician that who's who's tampon fell out on stage?
02:09:29
Not like within the last.
02:09:30
No, no, there was not.
02:09:32
No, there was.
02:09:33
She was on stage and there the string was hanging out or something.
02:09:36
I will find this spot.
02:09:37
Oh, that's right, I heard.
02:09:39
Now we don't need to see you.
02:09:40
You're one of the one. Good.
02:09:42
Oh, good.
02:09:43
That's fine. Perhaps.
02:09:46
And we need.
02:09:47
There's no
02:09:49
I. I guess it's that we could do it.
02:09:52
I added.
02:09:55
Oh, dear God,
02:09:57
I started from the waist
02:10:00
with the baby.
02:10:02
Like you tell.
02:10:03
She found it nice. Oh, I took that arm pad.
02:10:06
It wasn't a tampon.
02:10:07
It was a pad.
02:10:10
But I don't think that.
02:10:12
Okay. Hold on, hold on. I get where you're going with this.
02:10:14
No no no no no no no, we don't need this.
02:10:16
It's strings. Draw it.
02:10:18
Pad is not it doesn't it.
02:10:19
If it doesn't have to do strings I know, but it was
02:10:22
I can.
02:10:23
Oh right. So does it relate.
02:10:24
So we can throw that directly into the garbage.
02:10:46
Every woman embarrassing related.
02:10:50
Since I was ready,
02:10:51
I'm like, I'm gonna wait until you hit it and I'm gonna fucking go.
02:10:55
Oh, you don't you can't, do you?
02:10:57
No, no,
02:10:59
no, you.
02:11:04
You you you you
02:11:07
oh, you found it.
02:11:08
I think your volume is way down.
02:11:10
Oh, oh.
02:11:14
Oops. Is.
02:11:17
What she's saying?
02:11:19
It's shot right out of there.
02:11:22
I think it was like clinging on.
02:11:24
Yeah.
02:11:27
As long as the stream of blood didn't come down.
02:11:29
Coming down?
02:11:30
Her leg.
02:11:37
Breaking news.
02:11:38
This just. Did.
02:11:39
The Lions have one?
02:11:42
Oh, I thought you're going to say that there's a pad on the stage.
02:11:46
I don't I said it. Don't slip. Don't stop.
02:11:49
That's not recent.
02:11:52
What is in recent
02:11:54
had the clip Brady.
02:11:57
Is that breaking news Pete Rose day.
02:11:59
Where's the clip Kris Kristofferson died
02:12:03
Kris Kristofferson what is he lot of freaking.
02:12:06
You know, they always say they die in three famous people.
02:12:08
Don't think.
02:12:09
Yeah, I think we hit like three squared.
02:12:15
That's that's so nine,
02:12:17
three cubed is 27.
02:12:19
Well, in my head I was like, we hit three one day, then we hit three the next day.
02:12:22
And then like, we hit three more three days in a row.
02:12:24
When I went three, three days in a row, I was like, oh, I know how I can say this
02:12:28
and still connect it to a math string.
02:12:32
Okay.
02:12:33
I don't know if that string it together.
02:12:35
I went for strings.
02:12:37
We did string art, right? That's right.
02:12:38
I could probably afford to pay you guys if I would loosen up
02:12:42
my purse strings.
02:12:46
You have a purse?
02:12:47
Some kind of fat? Yeah. Yes. Drawer.
02:12:50
I have a purse.
02:12:52
You're a good.
02:12:55
No, I never do that.
02:12:57
I honestly never knew that.
02:12:58
Well, that really locked it up. Me neither.
02:13:01
Me neither.
02:13:03
Let's see, I always go to YouTube.
02:13:05
I never knew, their video.
02:13:09
This is the best.
02:13:10
The kid video. Kid video ever.
02:13:13
I got to see the kids.
02:13:14
That should be his name.
02:13:15
Should I tell you the premise
02:13:18
is so.
02:13:19
I'm sorry.
02:13:20
The kid. Does this video need a setup?
02:13:22
It doesn't, it doesn't. The.
02:13:24
Gary. I'd rather you just be surprised.
02:13:27
I can tell you in any way that would be a spoiler.
02:13:31
Let's not spoil it. Let's just play it.
02:13:33
You can't tell somebody a secret.
02:13:35
I'm so sick of that.
02:13:36
Yeah, I don't know. The clips get. It's not a secret.
02:13:39
You're about to find out and you'll know exactly what I was going to spoil it with.
02:13:43
The clips get shown what might be more enjoyable if it catches you by surprise.
02:13:49
You'll notice right away.
02:13:52
Okay.
02:13:52
Yeah, that makes sense.
02:13:56
Okay.
02:13:58
Yeah.
02:13:59
Yeah. Hi, guy. Hi.
02:14:00
Yeah, that's a great way to start. Yeah.
02:14:02
Go. Outfit.
02:14:03
Yeah, yeah.
02:14:06
Listen, how cute this is. Watch, watch.
02:14:07
This is this is his. Yeah, yeah.
02:14:09
And this is Gary's. Yeah.
02:14:11
Yes or no? This is more. This is more of it.
02:14:14
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's a more excited one.
02:14:17
The first one sound like a dad. Yeah.
02:14:18
You back and forth. Go back and forth. Dad.
02:14:21
Gary, can I have $20?
02:14:22
Dad? Dad, dad, can I have $20? Yeah. Yes.
02:14:25
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.
02:14:29
It's like we're having sex.
02:14:30
Yeah, yeah.
02:14:32
Yes yeah
02:14:35
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.
02:14:38
All right is.
02:14:39
Yes yes yes.
02:14:42
Yeah yeah yeah
02:14:45
yeah yeah yeah everyone does.
02:14:49
Yeah. That's right. And yes.
02:14:51
Yeah. Yes.
02:14:53
Yeah yeah yeah.
02:14:56
How long do you think. You think this is.
02:14:57
Yes. Yes. You one. Hell yeah.
02:15:03
And we should add some music.
02:15:05
That's hilarious.
02:15:07
This is our best segment ever.
02:15:10
Thinking thinking back on.
02:15:11
And it seems pretty, pretty lackluster.
02:15:16
It's funnier in this context.
02:15:18
I'm here with the kid.
02:15:20
See what we did there, Gary?
02:15:21
And I'm here with the kid.
02:15:23
Why did you.
02:15:24
Oh, my God, you guys are so brilliant, right?
02:15:27
Was what I told him before we went on.
02:15:29
Yeah. Did you tell him that?
02:15:30
Did you write that you're producing a.
02:15:33
No. I just told the truth. Is a great kid.
02:15:35
You you run the could be the kid. Do not.
02:15:37
The kid doesn't need to be produced.
02:15:39
I don't, I just told him to run to to run point.
02:15:43
He's interviewing me, that's all I did.
02:15:45
Just reverse roles.
02:15:47
But when I said reverse roles, he took it seriously.
02:15:52
Shit. Boy.
02:15:56
Oh, look at my boots.
02:16:01
It looks like clown.
02:16:02
You're still.
02:16:03
You're standing weird again.
02:16:04
You got a weird.
02:16:06
I always argued.
02:16:08
No, no. You know, that's why I do the standing ovation.
02:16:10
Dude, he's got his hands on his hips, just like Gary did in the last video.
02:16:13
Oh he did? Oh, shit. Oh, wow. Are you guys.
02:16:16
Are you guys playing the game?
02:16:17
And the kid and the kid with his dorky is Gary is right now I mean
02:16:21
I yeah, pull it back up because it's it's it's the mirror image and.
02:16:24
Yeah.
02:16:26
Why I'm the guy I heard that before.
02:16:29
And today why I'm the Gary and I'm here with the kid.
02:16:33
And today's, today's subject is going to be about strings.
02:16:36
All sorts of nice by doing it right next to the generator strings.
02:16:40
Yeah. Right. Yeah, yeah.
02:16:41
I always got bad audio,
02:16:43
especially if you're trying to clip drop, because, you know, the farther you go
02:16:46
back to the word of the guy who's following us is on the clock.
02:16:50
Hold on. I'm. I'm. No, I'm not, I'm not.
02:16:53
You know, this is the guy filming you.
02:16:56
I don't understand how dumb are you?
02:16:58
You need someone to film you.
02:16:59
You need, like, an app to stream live.
02:17:01
Like I don't know what's going on here, but
02:17:04
what do you want from me?
02:17:05
Oh, I don't know.
02:17:09
Okay, edit
02:17:13
I'm not well versed. All right.
02:17:14
I go go on in-depth with because, you know, I haven't watched the podcast yet.
02:17:19
Low IQ, I guess you could say.
02:17:21
But I thought I would talk about, banjo strings.
02:17:23
You know, you ever you ever snap your banjo.
02:17:25
Why does it have to be a banjo?
02:17:26
You ever snap your banjo?
02:17:28
No. Never, dude.
02:17:31
So if you 99.99999% of people would say never.
02:17:36
So I said not yet.
02:17:37
Because you know what?
02:17:39
I'll tell you what.
02:17:40
What do you guys call Jeff? There's a weird nickname.
02:17:42
You always say, I forgot what it is now.
02:17:44
Anyway, who's Jeff Bauman?
02:17:47
Oh, I know Jeff Bowman.
02:17:49
Yeah, pretty much.
02:17:50
Bauman is,
02:17:51
yeah, he plays guitar and he plays banjo, and he told me to call him up.
02:17:55
My name,
02:17:56
what a dog do.
02:17:58
He's got he's got 4000 YouTube video.
02:18:01
Check it out.
02:18:02
He teaches music anyway.
02:18:04
Yeah, I didn't dox him. I said his public name.
02:18:06
His name is.
02:18:08
And any teachers?
02:18:09
Disc golf to children. It was.
02:18:11
Yeah, yeah.
02:18:11
He designed disc golf course.
02:18:13
That's it. Children go disc golf course. Children.
02:18:15
Anyways.
02:18:15
He plays he plays guitar.
02:18:17
I play once there's children involved.
02:18:19
When you break the string, he plays guitar for children, a program.
02:18:24
Try not to touch children.
02:18:26
If you break a guitar string on children inappropriately, you just kind of.
02:18:30
It just dangles.
02:18:31
When you break a banjo string, it will, like, slice your fucking arm
02:18:35
because it breaks on the other end and comes at you for some reason.
02:18:39
Wow. Yeah.
02:18:40
So as he's from the south, right?
02:18:42
Or from I forgot where know the Utah Montana.
02:18:45
He's like, oh, you fuck your sister.
02:18:47
So if somebody I mean Armenia is is definitely where you fuck your sister,
02:18:50
but he's from somewhere where you fuck your sister more than,
02:18:52
oh that's, that's Appalachian. That's down the bottom of the.
02:18:55
No, he's in Montana.
02:18:56
So he's like, he's got a he's like rugged, like he's he he somewhere Montana.
02:19:00
Somebody in his family maybe not has a house with no electricity and a banjo.
02:19:04
That's all I was going to say. Yeah. Okay. I would not be afraid.
02:19:07
I would not be afraid of someone from Armada.
02:19:09
But I would be afraid of maybe somebody from Montana
02:19:11
that moved somebody because I don't know.
02:19:12
What kind of wilderness should I be afraid of?
02:19:14
Our armada means a fleet of military vessels.
02:19:18
Yeah, I would be afraid of that.
02:19:20
Yes, that's what I'm saying, isn't it? You're not listening.
02:19:23
I haven't experienced that firsthand.
02:19:27
I don't know if you guys have.
02:19:28
Leave a comment, but, leave a comment.
02:19:31
Yeah, I have right comment here.
02:19:34
I haven't experienced it firsthand.
02:19:37
I don't know if you guys have.
02:19:38
Leave a comment.
02:19:39
My comment related thing, I don't know is that you need to say
02:19:43
it hurts me like streets.
02:19:45
No, I, I kind of wanted to.
02:19:48
I gotta wonder that was.
02:19:49
That was your in person?
02:19:50
No. No.
02:19:52
What I'm trying to clarify. Can't.
02:19:54
I'm thinking you guys are stupid.
02:19:56
Yeah, I got the one that was gonna take the kid.
02:19:59
That was, you know, our camera this time, but,
02:20:03
go, like, still wanted to follow that guy, give him money.
02:20:07
Now, usually when someone gets escorted out of the security detail
02:20:11
and one of the guys.
02:20:12
Big. Well, the only big guy involved, the guy that was getting escorted out,
02:20:16
the other two people on his streets.
02:20:17
Now, in their defense, everybody's a pipsqueak compared to me.
02:20:20
Because for me, I'm scrawny and I'm head and shoulders
02:20:24
taller than most of these guys.
02:20:26
Yeah, but those two guys didn't add up to the body mass.
02:20:29
The guy
02:20:30
they were picking out of the building, up the food, it's kind of ridiculous.
02:20:33
Yeah, yeah, it seemed like,
02:20:36
you know, if you wanted to stay in front of a fight
02:20:38
or something, I don't think there's a lot we could have done to prevent that. Now.
02:20:41
I think we should.
02:20:42
I think we should open carry on our main a rubber.
02:20:44
That's, That's been my thought. Murder.
02:20:46
So I'm not a as above, so below.
02:20:50
As above, so below.
02:20:52
Okay.
02:20:52
Anyways, I'm gonna expect there to be more.
02:20:55
Wasn't that great? No, you heard me.
02:20:58
After talk, you get three and no more because he clearly to.
02:21:03
Because five increase it.
02:21:05
Okay okay, fine.
02:21:06
Okay okay. Bye.
02:21:08
Okay. Bye.
02:21:09
Like you hang up. You
02:21:11
then has above. So below.
02:21:14
Okay. Bye.
02:21:17
Okay. Bye.
02:21:18
You're going to push it up.
02:21:20
Push it
02:21:22
up, push it.
02:21:22
Push up the kid.
02:21:24
Yeah. I'll be right back.
02:21:26
I have to go find a new jabber. Oh, that.
02:21:29
I was just going to do the kid outro.
02:21:31
Just because I like the.
02:21:32
Oh, yeah. Yeah, I love the kid in this corner.
02:21:34
123 pounds with safety glasses and a
02:21:37
will to not just no question, but also no bargains.
02:21:40
And you know,
02:21:42
beyond as above, so below.
02:21:44
Okay, I yeah yeah yeah okay.
02:21:47
As above so below.
02:21:52
Brilliant
02:21:53
strings.
02:21:55
000 there it is.
02:22:01
Just still.
02:22:06
Tells me it's
02:22:07
about to get even more expensive.
02:22:13
No, no.
02:22:21
Where's it? It.
02:22:24
Oh, I think we just saw that.
02:22:27
I don't know, I've never seen this video before.
02:22:30
I didn't,
02:22:33
You know what
02:22:35
the think you can speed it.
02:22:39
Before I.
02:22:45
Ride it.
02:22:46
Wait.
02:22:46
If the string is out of her, why did they even push here?
02:22:50
Great.
02:22:51
It's just to show you, like, hey, this is a legit port
02:22:54
competition type thing.
02:22:56
Oh, it's.
02:22:57
Oh, my God.
02:23:02
The bitch
02:23:02
in the front row, she's got her hand over her mouth.
02:23:06
Oh, it out for Jacob.
02:23:10
Another question.
02:23:10
He me she came up and smack her and tell her hair strings hanging out.
02:23:15
I don't know, because she I don't know she be able to see it from that angle.
02:23:18
Do you think she.
02:23:19
No, I think she was just coming up to her to just kind of go, hey.
02:23:21
So then.
02:23:22
Yeah, yeah, yeah, go back, go back,
02:23:25
go back to the reaction I want to see though, okay.
02:23:27
In this area here,
02:23:29
the back okay, pops.
02:23:31
No no no no not that that's where you see her
02:23:34
from her finger company down the street.
02:23:39
It's about right now.
02:23:42
Yeah, yeah.
02:23:43
Okay. All right. To the right.
02:23:45
Yeah. Bottom right.
02:23:47
Oh, she could not see the string, but she just wants to.
02:23:51
Yeah. She just went over there, slap her.
02:23:52
And she had no idea that that's really you know, I think
02:23:57
she just wanted to.
02:23:58
Only for the African-American on the backside.
02:24:00
Woman that she is, which, you know, it's
02:24:02
hard to resist being, you know, being white.
02:24:06
You just want to never mind.
02:24:09
But but, but that's.
02:24:13
Just interesting.
02:24:17
Yeah. No.
02:24:21
What did he say?
02:24:24
Oh. Dear fudgy,
02:24:29
my 40 year old 40 year old daughter has never grown up.
02:24:33
Until recently, she relied on her grandmother to make ends meet.
02:24:36
Her grandmother fucking died.
02:24:38
I mean, passed away.
02:24:40
And now I'm all she has.
02:24:42
After she was fired from her civil service job
02:24:45
and evicted from her apartment, she broke her leg in a hiking accident.
02:24:50
I got her into an apartment and I've been supporting her for a few months now.
02:24:54
Once your leg is healed, she has an and she has an entry level job
02:24:58
to return to however long that lasts.
02:25:02
I don't think it pays enough for her to live on.
02:25:04
I offered to pay for training in anything she's interested in,
02:25:09
but she shows no interest in a part two and a part time job to help with bills.
02:25:14
I can't believe what she tells me because she never learned
02:25:17
responsibility, accountability, or honesty.
02:25:20
Well.
02:25:23
She now has quit texting me
02:25:25
because I called her out on her continual excuses, lies, and half truths.
02:25:30
I am committed to paying her rent until her leg has fully healed.
02:25:34
But then what?
02:25:36
Do I let her go to the street in hope she'll learn responsibility?
02:25:40
I know what I know, what can and probably will happen.
02:25:46
To say she's ill prepared is an understatement.
02:25:49
Signed, fed up, dead in California in.
02:25:53
Listen. Fed up dead.
02:25:55
Rearing a child involves
02:25:59
making them prepared for such situations.
02:26:03
They were raised wrong.
02:26:05
You messed up.
02:26:07
You are responsible for what's going wrong right now.
02:26:11
And guess what?
02:26:13
You're paying for it.
02:26:15
Well, regardless, I mean that that's why this came up.
02:26:18
Because it says, dad wants to cut the strings.
02:26:21
So, I mean, 40 years old.
02:26:22
Doesn't matter.
02:26:23
Your fucking upbringing.
02:26:24
40 years old. I don't cut the strings.
02:26:27
That's not going to teach her a thing.
02:26:29
Yeah, you. It's a brilliant teacher.
02:26:32
I would have arguments of doing hard parenting when they were younger, and,
02:26:36
But do you think it's going to be hard
02:26:37
now, or do you think it's going to be even harder when it builds up later?
02:26:41
Right? Right.
02:26:45
I mean, are you talking about penis?
02:26:47
I'm also a giant child, mostly eating string cheese.
02:26:51
Oh, okay.
02:26:52
I've always had people take care of much more.
02:26:55
I'm like a baby, like I have.
02:26:58
If I could have someone modeled for my mom, I would do it automatically.
02:27:03
Means there's. It matters bad for them.
02:27:06
Why do you think this is?
02:27:10
I personally believe
02:27:12
that U.S Americans are unable to do so because,
02:27:17
some people out there in our nation don't have that.
02:27:21
And, I believe that our education like, such as, like such as matter,
02:27:27
like gravity, such as in South Africa and Dirac everywhere.
02:27:31
Like such as, like such as, like like such as.
02:27:35
And I believe that they should
02:27:38
our education over here and then us should help the U.S.
02:27:42
I should help South Africa.
02:27:44
It should help the Iraq in the Asian countries.
02:27:47
So we will be able to build up our future for a second.
02:27:50
Right.
02:27:51
Thank you very much. Like such as? Like.
02:27:56
I've been there, Gary.
02:27:57
Looks good. I'm strung out on heroin.
02:28:00
You were like.
02:28:01
Like I have like you.
02:28:04
Oh, like I have.
02:28:05
Yeah. You're like. Like I have. And it sounded like.
02:28:07
Like such as so. Oh, like. Such as?
02:28:10
Yeah.
02:28:11
Like. Such as?
02:28:12
It was the same.
02:28:13
I forget what I was talking about.
02:28:16
I want to play.
02:28:17
Yeah. Quit.
02:28:18
I can tell you all the growth clip break.
02:28:21
Yeah. We can rewind it.
02:28:23
Oh no no, no. What were you talking about?
02:28:26
Before you tell me to roll the clip, all I have.
02:28:29
Okay, man. Twerking with strings.
02:28:31
Oh. Oh, in that case. Oh,
02:28:35
Gary, you were talking about being a gigantic child and having people
02:28:37
always taking care of you. Yes,
02:28:41
in defense of the.
02:28:43
Yes, I remember that.
02:28:45
Oh, there was.
02:28:45
Oh, you remember this incident? You remember. Yeah.
02:28:48
This was today.
02:28:49
This bitch is table hanging it. No, no, no.
02:28:54
I'll take what did I just pay for 2000?
02:28:57
Alex. Yeah.
02:28:58
So you were defending the woman.
02:29:00
What did he say?
02:29:02
You were defending the child. Let's play.
02:29:04
What did he say?
02:29:05
That the mom was mad at the daughter for?
02:29:08
Or the dad was mad at the daughter for not being responsible enough.
02:29:11
At 40, you were blaming the dad because the daughter wasn't responsible enough.
02:29:15
And then you claim to then say that you yourself.
02:29:19
All right, you're responsible, right?
02:29:22
Oh, yes.
02:29:22
And so I believe you did me your service by allowing me to be a child.
02:29:27
And guess what?
02:29:28
It continues.
02:29:32
It's true.
02:29:37
Said the true.
02:29:44
What she say?
02:29:46
I was like,
02:29:48
what she saying?
02:29:51
All right. Ready?
02:29:52
Yeah.
02:29:52
No, not exactly where she's saying what I don't.
02:29:56
What an oldie but goodie.
02:29:59
We got to hear this one. Clean boy.
02:30:02
Okay, okay, okay.
02:30:04
Say it now we know how sulky Nicole is.
02:30:08
Too many sparkly wiggles at the party.
02:30:09
Hey, so many ball niggers at the party.
02:30:12
Say no. No sparkling wiggles here.
02:30:15
No thank you.
02:30:16
Niggas here, they get a job.
02:30:18
Sparkling wiggle.
02:30:19
Yeah.
02:30:20
Don't talk in the.
02:30:24
The GOP sucks suck.
02:30:25
All right.
02:30:27
I put the air on it to emphasize it's nigga.
02:30:33
I don't want to say what.
02:30:37
That was right.
02:30:39
What is bitch?
02:30:40
I still enjoy that I agree, I agree.
02:30:43
You the kids. What is bitch.
02:30:45
She is. She's a little bitch.
02:30:46
I wonder what that kid is doing now.
02:30:47
That kid's probably
02:30:50
prior almost legally fuckable.
02:30:52
I mean, with consent fuckable, but almost like legally just fuckable.
02:30:56
Fuckable.
02:30:58
Okay. You ready? Right.
02:31:00
What did he say?
02:31:02
That video.
02:31:03
What did he say?
02:31:05
This is, like, 15 years old.
02:31:06
And then that kid's like, right?
02:31:09
I don't understand what that kid, based on what that kid looks like, it's probably,
02:31:13
you know, at this 18, 19, probably pretty fuckable.
02:31:16
Yeah. I fuck watch though.
02:31:18
She's going to get canceled because what she said when she was that age,
02:31:22
the parents did it.
02:31:23
The parents surprise. The parents are like, I know what this is.
02:31:26
Say what fancy wiggles or something to sparkling wiggle.
02:31:30
Wiggle wiggles. That's right.
02:31:32
Okay.
02:31:33
I think it was the name of, I believe this is round three.
02:31:37
What did he say?
02:31:40
Round three.
02:31:41
Yeah, yeah, the song Waltzing Matilda.
02:31:44
It has two or more syllables.
02:31:46
Enormous pressure, but I don't know what to say.
02:31:48
What? Two or more syllables?
02:31:51
Okay. Damn it.
02:31:52
Let's, Sorry. Sorry. Oh! Damn it.
02:31:55
Oh, can you do you do it to the volume down from the song waltzing.
02:31:58
Oh, that's that has two or more syllables.
02:32:01
And also, can you give us one of the words
02:32:04
from the song Waltzing Matilda that has two or more syllables?
02:32:07
And normally, I don't know, the song Waltzing Matilda was what
02:32:11
can you man let me know.
02:32:14
It's come right.
02:32:17
Okay.
02:32:17
It's from one of the words from the song Waltzing Matilda that has two
02:32:21
or more syllables.
02:32:22
Enormous pressure, but.
02:32:23
Well, let's try. Come.
02:32:27
That's okay.
02:32:28
One syllable for that.
02:32:30
He wanted to say move.
02:32:32
Right.
02:32:32
Unless you're saying that really?
02:32:35
Why or why not try. Come. Why?
02:32:37
Norman's pressure, but.
02:32:38
Well, let's. Let's try. Come.
02:32:41
Brady.
02:32:41
You come. Second. Come. Stay on top.
02:32:45
Is. Listen, that looks like a come on the on the top.
02:32:48
The host nails the reaction to.
02:32:50
Okay, let's, Sorry I didn't react that way.
02:32:54
Yeah.
02:32:55
You're dipshit.
02:32:56
Come on our website. Go the corner.
02:32:58
You can't go. My.
02:33:00
Sorry.
02:33:00
I should not have read something called a, Sorry.
02:33:04
I shouldn't have reacted that way.
02:33:08
Let's, as you are from
02:33:11
from that way.
02:33:17
Cool area.
02:33:18
Come.
02:33:21
Back.
02:33:23
Come, I come.
02:33:25
Why not try. Come.
02:33:28
I think, Oh.
02:33:31
And why not try? Come.
02:33:32
Yeah. Why not try? Come to come.
02:33:35
And why not try? Come. Let's do it together.
02:33:37
Let's do it together. We'll make a song. Yeah.
02:33:38
Why not try?
02:33:39
Come on. Yeah.
02:33:41
Why not try?
02:33:41
Come from here.
02:33:43
Come not try. Come. Yeah. Why not try?
02:33:47
You guys are good.
02:33:50
This is my new favorite segment.
02:33:52
Yeah. Why not try?
02:33:52
Come this?
02:33:54
Yeah. Why not try? I'm like,
02:33:56
Yeah. Why not try it? The song. Why not try?
02:33:58
Come, come.
02:34:00
Yeah. Why not try? Come.
02:34:02
Okay. Try.
02:34:09
You come from
02:34:12
when I come, I come from.
02:34:16
Yeah.
02:34:17
Come, I wanna come, I wanna come one.
02:34:21
Come, come on, come
02:34:24
come come come come.
02:34:29
Why not try? Come in.
02:34:32
Gary. Gary.
02:34:34
Yeah, Gary.
02:34:37
I'm gonna.
02:34:38
Come on.
02:34:40
I'm gonna come.
02:34:43
Here.
02:34:44
I'm gonna come. Gary.
02:34:46
His was doesn't come changing my.
02:34:50
Come on, I wanna roll. I want to go the corner.
02:34:52
You can't go. I.
02:34:57
Go the black where you come
02:35:01
I'm staying on the.
02:35:04
Drum.
02:35:05
Come on out of the ball.
02:35:06
I want to build a car here. You can't go. Hi.
02:35:09
That was our best segment ever. Forget.
02:35:12
That was pledge cars.
02:35:14
What did he say?
02:35:17
That was what?
02:35:18
That was flashing gold.
02:35:20
That was pledge cast gold.
02:35:26
And then there was a total.
02:35:28
That was really productive segment, wasn't it?
02:35:31
It was a productive segment.
02:35:34
Is he still around?
02:35:36
I don't know, he did he I think he did an interview.
02:35:40
Yeah. He was on The View.
02:35:42
Yeah.
02:35:43
And he did kind of indicate there was there was some subtleties,
02:35:46
that indicated that he still was a slightly potentially disgruntled,
02:35:52
as he took a jab, but didn't mention that.
02:35:54
Like, that was weird. Yeah.
02:35:55
He did mention, though, that he's like, you know,
02:35:58
he he still thinks that he could have done some shit, but then he,
02:36:02
he, he says that he was then convinced
02:36:06
to step down, which means they told him
02:36:09
to get the fuck out of the way.
02:36:11
Oh, Elon Musk threaten to buy the entire network
02:36:14
just so he could shut down the view.
02:36:18
This is the view.
02:36:20
What are the.
02:36:23
Ones that are alive?
02:36:24
You can make fun of shit like that.
02:36:26
No, Barbara. Woah, these have this.
02:36:28
Oh yeah. Yes.
02:36:34
I'll try, but didn't Whoopi Goldberg get them?
02:36:36
Oh, give me that much I don't.
02:36:40
Oh yeah.
02:36:40
So I also thought I said
02:36:47
oh give me too much I love this.
02:36:51
Oh I love
02:36:54
oh oh
02:37:00
hell you here do you.
02:37:03
All right.
02:37:05
What's next I've always wanted to
02:37:08
Bob Mueller have very different views, different view.
02:37:12
Every,
02:37:15
girl.
02:37:23
Oh. What you wish for some?
02:37:26
I called a train wreck.
02:37:28
We call it the. You.
02:37:41
There are one classic.
02:37:49
Over the word cracker.
02:37:51
Yeah, that's clearly not funny to do. So,
02:37:53
it's a special day today because all five of us are here,
02:37:57
and I am not wearing underpants.
02:38:00
Nice.
02:38:01
I wonder if her string is hanging out. Yeah,
02:38:04
everyone else is wondering that, right?
02:38:06
I just said I'm going commando to said that
02:38:09
30% of Americans think President Clinton is a star.
02:38:13
What do you make of this?
02:38:14
Yes, I am a lawyer.
02:38:17
What this means is that, oh,
02:38:19
this is a video that they're making fun of.
02:38:21
They're making fun of every year.
02:38:22
The Katt Williams dude, you're playing the video that Katt Williams
02:38:25
talked about, how he had to wear a dress design.
02:38:28
Now, this isn't Grant Williams.
02:38:30
No, this is where, what's this guy's name was?
02:38:34
Tracy Morgan.
02:38:35
Tracy Morgan was inducted into the cabal by wearing a dress.
02:38:38
They humiliate me by making you wear a dress on SNL, then you become.
02:38:41
No. He was a funny comedian.
02:38:43
What are you doing when he also played Tracy Jordan,
02:38:46
who was an even more successful community?
02:38:49
Isn't it funny how they're making fun of politics?
02:38:51
It doesn't matter who what side of the aisle they're making.
02:38:54
It doesn't matter. The pundits, no matter what side of the aisle,
02:38:57
they would
02:38:58
not dare make this impeach nowadays.
02:39:01
Hold on. You didn't see the new one out of office.
02:39:03
She's so stupid, am I? What new SNL?
02:39:07
Yeah.
02:39:08
You watch new SNL?
02:39:09
No, no.
02:39:10
But the the opening made the,
02:39:14
Well, I have to say that I, for one, am just disgusted
02:39:16
with Brad.
02:39:19
They,
02:39:23
I had made fun of the assassination.
02:39:26
Pretty sure they made fun of the assassination.
02:39:29
I'll be right back.
02:39:30
I have to go find a new chapter.
02:39:33
Good evening.
02:39:36
For ABC news,
02:39:39
I'm David Muir, and is it just me,
02:39:41
or is it kind of handsome in here?
02:39:45
I had hoped the takeaway of the debate I moderated would be my striking
02:39:48
good looks, but unfortunately it was whether or not I was back
02:39:51
to thought they had the Democrats that he which moderated the debate because,
02:39:55
he doesn't look like.
02:39:57
But in the interest of
02:39:57
fairness, we'll be going live to rallies from both candidates tonight.
02:40:01
Let's go first to vice president.
02:40:03
So what about the Rove debate?
02:40:05
This is going to be interesting.
02:40:07
The wall is there as though the vice presidential debate is not interesting.
02:40:11
I think Vice President
02:40:13
Tim Walls is a fucking weirdo.
02:40:16
Yeah.
02:40:17
You guys want to go watch my I don't have to steal their word, but he is a weirdo.
02:40:21
And fucking I'm sitting here watching with you.
02:40:23
And if you try and dude will, we'll stomp him.
02:40:27
Coach fucker will stomp your feet so I can count on you.
02:40:30
Please close your ears.
02:40:31
I don't think so.
02:40:33
Have a good actually.
02:40:35
Are you kidding me?
02:40:37
A cool one,
02:40:39
all right, come on back.
02:40:40
I'm not kidding.
02:40:42
Now you're getting crazy sexy.
02:40:45
No way.
02:40:45
Some TLC is, like, perfect to play the game.
02:40:50
All the people.
02:40:51
Well, certainly seems like a party over at the Harris Rally.
02:40:55
Let's see how it's going now
02:40:56
with Donald Trump at his rally, which is entering its third hour.
02:41:05
I'm going to come.
02:41:06
Where the hell is everyone going?
02:41:08
Where are you going?
02:41:09
I see you trying to leave, but the doors are locked.
02:41:13
Come on back. We're having fun.
02:41:15
Are people really leaving his rallies early?
02:41:17
If they are, it's only because of assassination.
02:41:19
But coming right at me.
02:41:21
Exactly what he just said.
02:41:22
You know that happened because of the rhetoric of the radical left.
02:41:25
They say that me blaming the Democrat. Yeah.
02:41:28
And they were inciting they keep using radical terminology even to this day.
02:41:32
But frankly, I didn't know the kettle was black until very recently.
02:41:36
I thought the candle was in the.
02:41:39
But then when I went to high school, there was, I think three black people.
02:41:43
No, Joe, we missed Joe Biden, folks.
02:41:47
What we wouldn't give to have him stand next to me and be old.
02:41:52
We had this in the back, but then they did a switcheroo
02:41:55
and they swapped out Biden with Gallup.
02:42:00
And now they said it's going to get the dog.
02:42:04
The cat's in your face and they're doing free gloves.
02:42:10
They're doing free.
02:42:12
That's I guess, one.
02:42:14
Yeah.
02:42:15
Gives chicken attack okay.
02:42:17
They're eating the dogs.
02:42:19
They're eating the cats.
02:42:20
Eat the cat eat the cat.
02:42:22
They're eating the dogs.
02:42:23
They're eating the cats. Eat the cat. Eat.
02:42:27
Ready.
02:42:27
Go back to in three, two, one. Go!
02:42:32
Nice.
02:42:33
Nailed it. Go back this in the back.
02:42:35
But then they did a switcheroo and they swapped out Biden with Kamala.
02:42:41
Now he's got by the dogs.
02:42:44
They're moving the catch you just kind of like
02:42:48
and sentences on the uptick like that what they're doing
02:42:52
yeah with the dogs and they have this watch.
02:42:55
It's very same.
02:42:56
It's very sad they're doing it.
02:42:58
Did he aim.
02:43:01
Oh my my running mate JD Vance.
02:43:04
People are saying he was a bad pick.
02:43:06
And in many ways he was
02:43:09
coming up
02:43:11
in many ways.
02:43:12
Thank you.
02:43:14
There's the Asian
02:43:17
I think
02:43:18
it's the actor.
02:43:19
They got to play him an Asian.
02:43:22
Yeah. Cast a white person.
02:43:24
That's fun. Anyway, what choice do you have?
02:43:26
You got the smell that.
02:43:27
And just this afternoon he told me, JD, you're like a son to me.
02:43:30
I don't know who they are, so be stuck with you.
02:43:32
I don't either, but now we know there's an Asian.
02:43:35
Asian? I'm a creep.
02:43:37
I'm always JD Vance.
02:43:39
What the hell am I doing here?
02:43:40
I can't tell you what I'm doing here.
02:43:42
Getting this crowd, Is that.
02:43:45
Was that supposed to be funny?
02:43:46
So the other previous with this guys, this guy sponsored stuff.
02:43:49
Actually, 48 years ago.
02:43:51
You should have came first. I'll tell you what I'm doing here.
02:43:53
No, the previous impersonation was pretty good.
02:43:56
Yes. It was.
02:43:57
You know, their choice is no good.
02:43:59
Yeah.
02:43:59
This is not, There was no time to write
02:44:03
that.
02:44:03
Now, on top platform.
02:44:04
It's called project 2025.
02:44:06
He's too unknown, though you don't really apologize.
02:44:09
The Trump campaign is asking us to cut away from his rally and to return as well.
02:44:14
Vice President Harris, where the devil appears to be wrapping up.
02:44:17
So I.
02:44:21
I for
02:44:23
those of you that are
02:44:26
all right, that's whole.
02:44:28
Did you see that fucking heard that accent you put on in the one?
02:44:31
Donald doesn't think I'm black.
02:44:34
Okay, listen up, everyone.
02:44:36
That is Maya Rudolph right now.
02:44:38
One man.
02:44:39
Yeah, and his name is Joe Biden.
02:44:41
That's why it's entertaining.
02:44:43
Yeah. She's good.
02:44:45
And she then look away.
02:44:51
And like a lot of this.
02:44:55
And that's actually Biden.
02:44:57
I like the way she calls him Joe Biden against him.
02:45:00
I'm into Biden. Biden
02:45:03
to Biden.
02:45:04
Oh that's right, a lot of people.
02:45:07
Oh, state of comedy.
02:45:09
Yeah. Oh, shit.
02:45:10
No way. Yeah.
02:45:12
Nice.
02:45:14
Yeah.
02:45:14
They're getting desperate over there on NBC.
02:45:17
Oh, crap.
02:45:18
I think I hit it pretty good job.
02:45:21
I've been watching his podcast with David Spade.
02:45:24
It's pretty good. Well, folks, we still got work to do.
02:45:26
Or no, Joe, I mean serious right now.
02:45:29
Come on,
02:45:32
guess what?
02:45:33
And by the way.
02:45:35
The fact of the matter is, I,
02:45:38
the rich, don't pay their fair share
02:45:43
to the fair share.
02:45:44
We got to build back better.
02:45:45
The build back, the better, the better the build back, the better.
02:45:48
Kept Catholic.
02:45:49
It's not bother to buy.
02:45:51
Haha.
02:45:53
Thank you.
02:45:54
And I just want to say
02:45:57
it's so good to say thank you Joe Biden.
02:45:59
Thank you for putting country first and brightening over the reigns.
02:46:03
Listen, I didn't want to
02:46:06
have their name and get that part.
02:46:09
And by the way.
02:46:12
There's no joke this year.
02:46:14
Right now, I'm sure.
02:46:17
Anyway, in conclusion man, Vice President Harris is the same.
02:46:20
Oh okay. Haha great stuff.
02:46:22
Thank you so much. Have definitely the same.
02:46:25
All right, goodbye Joe.
02:46:26
Wrap my head.
02:46:29
Goodbye Joe Biden, there's Richard Biden was there.
02:46:32
I can't believe I forget my Saturday Night Live and maybe 20 years.
02:46:37
We got to say, yeah, okay.
02:46:40
And let me tell you something.
02:46:41
That's good. That was good. You win.
02:46:43
And unfortunately,
02:46:44
the people that I'm laughing at are the people that were 20 plus years ago.
02:46:48
That's a yes.
02:46:49
And they were cast members back then.
02:46:52
And now they came back.
02:46:56
She never once says unburdening.
02:46:58
That's what that they're. She misses that though.
02:47:01
Oh, but this is the duality
02:47:03
of the unburdening of the duality of what has been.
02:47:08
Wow. And the trauma.
02:47:11
And go relax in our pajamas.
02:47:16
Because if there's one thing I know.
02:47:18
Oh, he's back.
02:47:21
All right, you want you want it?
02:47:23
Yeah. Come on in.
02:47:24
Okay. Hey. Hey, there. Oh, no.
02:47:27
Oh, no.
02:47:28
He's really, really nice.
02:47:31
Really, guy. Okay.
02:47:33
I hope he ended that I get back, I don't know.
02:47:36
Oh, yeah.
02:47:37
I was gonna say one I didn't seem like, at least in her reaction.
02:47:40
Like from New York. It's all right.
02:47:43
I didn't want to do that. Awesome.
02:47:45
That was very good.
02:47:47
And in our nation has benefited from that work.
02:47:51
You know, everywhere I go, I tell people, you may not be a union member,
02:47:56
but you better thank unions for that.
02:47:57
Five day workweek did seem an added a new one, I think.
02:48:01
Union member for sick leave your better thank the union member for paid leave.
02:48:06
You better thank a union member for vacation time.
02:48:10
So friends, what up? No.
02:48:13
She. Yeah.
02:48:14
Like what up?
02:48:14
No, man, I cannot live. Yes.
02:48:18
What is up? Right.
02:48:19
What is.
02:48:20
What is going on?
02:48:22
Everyone. And the other one.
02:48:23
She's like what up? Do
02:48:25
right. Hello.
02:48:26
And I would like to welcome you to my speech.
02:48:29
And then the other one is.
02:48:30
What up? Yeah.
02:48:31
She has like two more of those.
02:48:33
She added a southern one and a very Louisiana and Louisiana
02:48:37
and Louisiana I like Louisiana.
02:48:40
Louisiana might not be right, but I like it.
02:48:42
Well, I call it no, no.
02:48:45
Well, no matter what, I guess you like.
02:48:47
That's so she's perfect for gumbo.
02:48:49
Like no no no no no. Yeah, but you like it.
02:48:52
So I went to Louisiana and he's like,
02:48:55
I want you all in Louisiana to give me a vote.
02:48:58
And then if he went to Kentucky, he'd be like,
02:49:00
I want y'all to fuck your sisters and then get out there and vote for me.
02:49:04
There's another video to fuck in Minnesota.
02:49:06
He'd be like, I want y'all to fuck your sisters and come vote for me.
02:49:11
So two things.
02:49:12
One, I've already admitted that I talk more black
02:49:14
when I'm around black people, so there's something to that.
02:49:16
What does that even mean? Talk black. What does that mean?
02:49:19
I don't want to do it. That has a clear meaning.
02:49:21
I want to do it. And what does that mean, though?
02:49:25
You have
02:49:25
to have two men around me and my black, my friends that are black.
02:49:28
Being a black person, we need a black person.
02:49:30
And the other thing is you hear Brady's on the more black.
02:49:33
Yeah.
02:49:33
The other the other thing is they have a video with Kamala Harris.
02:49:36
Shit. Did I say that right? I don't know.
02:49:38
Kamala Harris right next to right next to Hillary
02:49:41
Clinton doing the same exact thing in the same exact cities.
02:49:44
The swings, you know, the swing states talking Southern and New York
02:49:48
going right through the accents that you better go.
02:49:51
You remember what? No.
02:49:54
One of the speeches
02:49:55
is even the same wording. So it's not Kamala
02:49:57
is not even regurgitating her speech from city to city.
02:50:00
She's regurgitating Hillary Clinton speech from fucking 2016, right?
02:50:04
Right.
02:50:07
Well, did you hear to that?
02:50:08
She said, build the wall perfectly. I mean, it was I'm paraphrasing.
02:50:11
Yeah, yeah.
02:50:11
When they they're the ones who shut down building the wall,
02:50:14
they were just talking about that.
02:50:16
I figured I was listening to, but it was it's just remarkable how they campaigned.
02:50:20
They were they were saying that he was racist about wanting to build this wall.
02:50:24
This is his vanity project about.
02:50:26
Wait a minute.
02:50:27
In in Trump's defense, he is racist. Why?
02:50:34
Because we all are.
02:50:36
I, I'm not I know if you claim you're not,
02:50:39
you're in denial or a liar, but I am.
02:50:44
You are. Everyone is.
02:50:46
Yeah, yeah.
02:50:48
Everyone's racist.
02:50:50
No, I'm not saying embrace it.
02:50:52
Just don't acknowledge being a racist.
02:50:54
No, no, I dislike where you are.
02:50:57
Most people, regardless of what their race is.
02:51:01
Right. That's a great segue.
02:51:03
Hey, you know what my son's nickname is?
02:51:05
What is it?
02:51:06
I had no friends close, no.
02:51:10
Close are so close. Hold on.
02:51:12
So I came so close or oh my Negro
02:51:16
that the nickname on next week's rants.
02:51:19
No. Oh oh, you gotta play the clip, brain.
02:51:24
So I want to brag a little bit.
02:51:25
So I'm walking around a meeting.
02:51:27
All these people, even strangers, because it was family
02:51:28
weekend at the college that he goes to break up being like, so who's your son?
02:51:32
And I'd be like that, you know, say his name
02:51:35
that I'm not going to say out loud.
02:51:35
But they were like, oh, the Grand Wizard, the Grand Wizard.
02:51:41
He's a grand wizard.
02:51:43
No grand.
02:51:43
But my for whatever reason, a picture was captioned and his nickname has become
02:51:48
the Grand Wizard. The Grand Slam click.
02:51:51
And I'm like, man, I want to be the Grand Wizard.
02:51:54
Yeah. I'm like, it's not as long as you're actually not racist.
02:51:56
That's a pretty freaking cool nickname or no.
02:51:59
But why do you have that nickname, though?
02:52:01
Because are you in a Dungeons and Dragons?
02:52:03
Is he really in it?
02:52:04
Is he a skirt nerd?
02:52:06
I mean, is it
02:52:06
because college kids are idiots that think that kind of shit is funny
02:52:10
and they captured the picture on Instagram or something and it's stuck the whole
02:52:13
the whole Palestine on that?
02:52:16
Yeah, I don't know.
02:52:17
But tracker gives you laid.
02:52:20
Do you guys putting your high school and on your go ahead.
02:52:23
My buddy in high school was a who was one year younger than me.
02:52:26
He at his graduation, his that's 30 because I didn't go
02:52:30
because I had already graduated.
02:52:31
So I didn't go to that year's graduation, but, a good friend of mine.
02:52:35
Hold on. You just glossed right over that. We're going to have to get back to that.
02:52:38
He was a good friend of mine. I was a year older than him.
02:52:39
I was. It's just a story.
02:52:41
Good.
02:52:42
No, it's a good friend of mine, but, so.
02:52:44
So supposedly, at the graduation, a lot of his friends were yelling.
02:52:49
Snowman!
02:52:50
I'm sure his parents probably thought that was a, oh, a cute nickname,
02:52:53
but there was a reason had to do with it.
02:52:55
It was called that.
02:52:57
Yeah, there's a reason why it's called that.
02:53:01
So you like to.
02:53:02
Did he like to play with snow?
02:53:04
I'm just saying that it's just because it's, Oh, it's a cute
02:53:07
nickname, doesn't it?
02:53:08
Doesn't necessarily mean that it's a cute nickname.
02:53:11
Yeah. Well, I'll have to.
02:53:13
I'll definitely pay attention for that part of it.
02:53:15
Yeah.
02:53:15
Look for any, like, hoods, robes especially,
02:53:19
what's he going for as a Halloween, a ghost.
02:53:21
Does the ghost happen to have a really tall, so pointy hood.
02:53:24
That's pretty lame, dude, he they go as, like, drinks and alcohol.
02:53:28
The whole college is is just drinking related.
02:53:32
It's a drinking college.
02:53:34
The bartending school has a party.
02:53:35
Got a bartending school.
02:53:37
Do you think they get shitfaced at bartending school?
02:53:40
Doing those big parties at bartending school?
02:53:42
Do you think it's pretty laid back?
02:53:43
No. Not during I mean, you got to learn.
02:53:45
I mean, you're drinking at school.
02:53:47
You're drinking at school.
02:53:48
Oh, no. Nowadays there's an app for that, right?
02:53:50
You just look it up and mix it.
02:53:51
Anybody could be a mixologist. Gary.
02:53:54
Funny story.
02:53:55
I was just outside peeing and I noticed.
02:53:58
Hilarious.
02:54:01
I noticed the neighbor
02:54:02
right up went out her dog and turned on the porch light.
02:54:05
So what the dog whipped out so I turned away.
02:54:11
I took two steps to the right and confronted
02:54:14
by the building.
02:54:17
Just kidding.
02:54:18
And and then I looked down and I was pissing
02:54:22
two inches from pissing right on top of the router I'm using right now.
02:54:28
Why is that outside?
02:54:30
That was a great. Or is it inside?
02:54:32
Yeah.
02:54:32
I thought the water was water. The dog.
02:54:35
Didn't you think he was going to say he's piss near the dog?
02:54:38
No, no, I was on top of my router
02:54:41
that's plugged in, you know, just laying on the grass outside.
02:54:45
It is always on the grass outside.
02:54:47
What the fuck is what.
02:54:49
It's it's a wireless router.
02:54:51
It it's got throw it out there.
02:54:54
Was it like a fucking landmine of that before
02:54:57
I started doing that we had the worst freaking meltdown.
02:55:00
I couldn't get on my deliveries.
02:55:03
My half hour wait spot for it right here.
02:55:06
It works perfectly right here on the ground.
02:55:08
You know, if you piss on an outlet,
02:55:09
there be green, blue and red and yellow flames shooting out of it.
02:55:13
I. Ames.
02:55:15
Yeah, I was pissed out a
02:55:16
little, plugged in electronic device.
02:55:21
Why don't you have it
02:55:23
elevated? At least.
02:55:26
At least, the.
02:55:27
I don't think the cord is dawn lower.
02:55:31
Speaking of elevate, give me that much higher.
02:55:35
Oh, yeah.
02:55:36
So I figured I got some lawyers
02:55:40
like, oh, you're pretty much right.
02:55:46
So I.
02:55:49
Oh, we have another as flood.
02:55:55
I think it's, you know, they make wires.
02:55:57
I forgot you can't talk over that drop.
02:55:59
What I'm saying realize that they make wire is an extremely long legs.
02:56:02
Have you ever seen the United States?
02:56:04
And, how many wires are, like, going all over?
02:56:07
Yeah. Oh, yeah.
02:56:09
I hold the pretty long wires.
02:56:11
How would the cable that runs under the Atlantic Ocean?
02:56:15
They put fiber optic cable in that big old
02:56:18
string rope thing that runs all the way through the Atlantic Ocean,
02:56:23
that that's got over about it, man.
02:56:26
But it connects the internet currently. What?
02:56:29
I know what to say.
02:56:31
What?
02:56:32
They know what?
02:56:33
The fiber optic thing would even work.
02:56:36
Explain it.
02:56:36
Because obviously Bob knows nothing about it.
02:56:38
If you hear him, I don't know nothing.
02:56:40
I can hear him. Fine. But I heard him the first time.
02:56:42
I don't know, man,
02:56:44
but the fiber optic cable is basically glass,
02:56:48
and you just sending pulses of light through it.
02:56:51
Now it works just fine. But,
02:56:53
then when they put it in, they didn't know if it would even work
02:56:58
right. See?
02:57:01
Yeah, I had it.
02:57:03
See you are you're educating them.
02:57:06
Yeah. He's happy now.
02:57:07
That's what I'm here for.
02:57:08
I do agree, even though there's no proof because I finish.
02:57:12
No, I have to agree.
02:57:15
Even though there's no proof of it.
02:57:17
And I don't have.
02:57:18
I told him Bauman did the guitar work for the,
02:57:23
the theme song to
02:57:24
the show, and he said, good for him.
02:57:27
Like he was all pissy about it.
02:57:28
Then I realize you're the reason the ute neck was shut down
02:57:33
and after 20 people over there,
02:57:37
we brought this up previous we were trying to mend.
02:57:39
Yeah, we want to mend this. Yeah, you.
02:57:41
It was.
02:57:42
You need a return.
02:57:43
We need the return of the ute neck.
02:57:45
I'm bringing you back.
02:57:46
You're not understanding that.
02:57:48
I think I'd be the last one to reveal it. There is a neck.
02:57:51
You guys just it by?
02:57:52
Oh, no.
02:57:53
It's rotational.
02:57:54
And we got no idea.
02:57:57
No, no, no. Has to be involving your.
02:58:00
Why demanding the pros get cash.
02:58:05
Really?
02:58:05
Because I heard a completely different story.
02:58:08
I made that one up.
02:58:12
Okay, cool.
02:58:14
I try to get it, I cuz I know who people involved, but I don't know the story.
02:58:18
I haven't really care. But.
02:58:20
So I was like, yeah, it's the most important thing to me now.
02:58:24
Really. Okay.
02:58:25
Apparently somebody that we all know
02:58:27
that I could say his name, but I won't.
02:58:30
Okay.
02:58:30
Stephan.
02:58:34
A little oh, you would have said noone.
02:58:35
He would have said noone not.
02:58:36
No I think oh, Bob.
02:58:38
And kind of rude of.
02:58:41
Okay Bob, somebody
02:58:43
I knew about JR no seven knows.
02:58:47
No. No one's ever told me why they don't have the unique anymore.
02:58:51
And it's somebody that you know more than you know.
02:58:55
You're closer to than I am.
02:58:57
Oh, and you have you have to know some of the story.
02:59:00
Right? Or it's your wife.
02:59:01
Your wife is the problem.
02:59:03
Yeah. Oh, Kenny, do
02:59:06
can do let
02:59:07
you allow you say I'm going to type it in the chat.
02:59:11
Oh, is it. But this is who this is what?
02:59:14
This is. This is John Jr.
02:59:16
You don't want to say it, but you put it in the chat so Gary can say it.
02:59:19
So essentially you're saying it anyway.
02:59:20
So why don't you do it's John Malachi. There's.
02:59:23
Because I listen because I don't give a shit if I say it, I don't know.
02:59:26
There's no way was that fuck face.
02:59:28
That fuck faces wasn't important enough.
02:59:30
He's not important enough, I guess.
02:59:31
What I heard this, this is what I heard.
02:59:33
He's not important enough.
02:59:34
He's a minor character.
02:59:37
Oh, no.
02:59:38
No way.
02:59:39
He's not a fringe character.
02:59:41
He's like a fringe character.
02:59:43
He's like, I'll try to be offensive.
02:59:44
See, that's why I like saying he's the soup Nazi.
02:59:47
Hey, dude, I can say cider.
02:59:49
It's not his name.
02:59:52
Oh, it'd be like.
02:59:53
It'd be like saying the soup Nazi could take down the entire Seinfeld show.
02:59:57
He can't.
02:59:58
Seider is the soup Nazi. Yeah, yeah.
03:00:00
But for sure, you're watching who shows up in an episode or two.
03:00:04
Listen, it's not even Rick Brackett, and that's his full name.
03:00:09
I'm a minor character in terms of the unique as well.
03:00:12
I'm so there's many you have.
03:00:15
You have no reference to what I'm referring.
03:00:18
No, no, because you got two drunken gay.
03:00:21
I always drunk children.
03:00:23
I'm probably mistaken.
03:00:24
Then did he touch children?
03:00:27
But I have children.
03:00:30
I didn't touch children as children inappropriately.
03:00:33
The man lives at my house
03:00:36
for two consecutive houses.
03:00:38
I don't know if you would call that a man.
03:00:40
What does that wait, what does that mean?
03:00:41
He moved with you or he moved?
03:00:43
No, no, no. Yeah.
03:00:46
You know, I've got my old place where I bought the new place.
03:00:49
I stayed with him, and then he lived at my new place.
03:00:52
I stayed of my own, away from him. We had to hide. We.
03:00:55
I had to hide from him.
03:00:56
I'm going to text him because we didn't want him bothering us.
03:00:58
Also, when we were doing illicit stuff and drinking,
03:01:01
we didn't want to be around him because he was sober.
03:01:04
Gopher. And so yeah, it was also an issue too.
03:01:06
Yeah, he was annoying.
03:01:07
And also he was sober, but he wasn't sober.
03:01:09
He was just hopped up on fucking, kratom like.
03:01:12
Yeah, sure.
03:01:14
Yeah, yeah. He had a kratom addiction.
03:01:18
Weird up.
03:01:19
Hey, no.
03:01:20
Weird recovery, drinking addiction.
03:01:21
Very fulfilling.
03:01:23
Yeah. I think like 20 years ago.
03:01:25
But I wonder how, like, if you're bad
03:01:27
at kratom, like, it would fill your belly.
03:01:31
It's like you don't even need to eat at that point.
03:01:33
There
03:01:34
so much of plastic and fucking.
03:01:37
Yeah, it's all right.
03:01:40
He would take a shit ton of that stuff too, right?
03:01:42
Like, yeah, wait for it.
03:01:43
He did eat himself up, though.
03:01:45
It was good. He got better.
03:01:46
He stopped shit when he came out of the shakes, it was like Parkinson's, man.
03:01:51
I know it was the best because we like it. Just.
03:01:54
It was kind of silly to watch you.
03:01:55
His face is great. Yes. Yeah.
03:01:59
I liked how we kept, putting, like you would Photoshop his his body
03:02:04
into a different chair or his chair into a different body or whatever it is.
03:02:08
Sleeping on the chair is like when I'm sleeping all over, right?
03:02:11
Yeah. Yeah, I was burning like I do have.
03:02:13
Maybe like one. I do have maybe, like, one of the.
03:02:16
Okay, show it. And.
03:02:19
But what did he do really.
03:02:20
What do you think he did?
03:02:21
Because he couldn't do what?
03:02:24
I mean, it could not have affected it.
03:02:26
Bauman has the power and pressure to do so.
03:02:29
Yeah.
03:02:29
So right now you're doesn't even that's the ability
03:02:34
to say the especially at the time is now the best topic of the show.
03:02:37
This has got to be like my story gives
03:02:40
all my was
03:02:43
like hash and the tundra ends.
03:02:46
Yeah. The pro division. This is your man.
03:02:48
Are you a pro fucking.
03:02:50
You're I, I force draw your times open with me.
03:02:55
But otherwise he points.
03:02:57
Am I, I play, I volunteer always, I always play pro.
03:03:02
Gary's number one draw to play open with you.
03:03:04
Is that what you just said?
03:03:05
Can you say again slower. No,
03:03:09
it's exact right.
03:03:10
Or per.
03:03:11
I'm sorry, but out of golf context.
03:03:13
That's really gay, right?
03:03:15
Oh yeah.
03:03:16
Oh do you mulch doesn't make any sense if you're out
03:03:18
mowing the lawn, because if a man tries to play with me, I'm closed.
03:03:22
I'm never open. Yeah, we played open together.
03:03:25
You play? It sounds like you guys played wide open.
03:03:27
Wide open. Yeah.
03:03:29
So open is amateur.
03:03:30
I know the open up.
03:03:31
Know the open division is open to anyone.
03:03:34
That means you. So this is the phone.
03:03:36
You can't see a bag in open.
03:03:40
What does that mean.
03:03:41
Say you're way out of the way.
03:03:43
Not as good as you are, right?
03:03:44
You're just saying you're the put me in.
03:03:46
The best division is.
03:03:48
I'm open to any competition.
03:03:50
Don't you guys? Kind of all.
03:03:51
But you're a little bit different. Bullshit.
03:03:54
There was, am I?
03:03:55
I don't I'm not old enough to play senior
03:04:00
masters or whatever they call me sandbag are there?
03:04:03
I mean, I would know don't give draw.
03:04:05
Played em for right.
03:04:08
You would know. So he couldn't do that.
03:04:10
They bumped him up one year.
03:04:11
Remember when you got bumped up?
03:04:14
They bumped you up from the neck. Yeah.
03:04:16
And I still want a trophy.
03:04:17
I still want a trophy.
03:04:19
My story.
03:04:20
If I was in my apartment, I'd show those trophies.
03:04:22
It was all my greatest, most generous tournaments ever.
03:04:26
Or is that just in the beginning?
03:04:28
Oh, no. You did what?
03:04:30
It was pretty generous, but in my opinion, I won so much stuff, I got my basket.
03:04:34
Like few things I didn't win that much stuff.
03:04:38
But when you did, it was it was cool because you got who you were,
03:04:42
regardless of who you are or how good you were,
03:04:44
there was an opportunity to walk away with something.
03:04:47
So that was always cool.
03:04:48
And then just the fact that there there was
03:04:52
a multi-level situation, it was marginally serious.
03:04:57
So you could go out there, smoke weed, drink beer.
03:04:59
No one's going to look at you funny.
03:05:02
I've I've heard.
03:05:04
Gary. You.
03:05:05
Yeah. You've told the story about one of the storage tournaments.
03:05:07
You play that and you were the only one drinking, only one smoking.
03:05:09
And they were even just like looking at you funny. Yep.
03:05:13
Yeah. A good at a eunuch.
03:05:15
No no no no no.
03:05:16
So I was like right.
03:05:19
And that's why the eunuch was just some people take it so very seriously.
03:05:22
They were really I mean, I drink and I smoke and I take it she give her hand,
03:05:28
but like, I really you're you're cracking a beer at 830 in the morning.
03:05:33
I was like, yeah, I am never really in the zone disc
03:05:35
golfing unless I've had like about a maybe two beers and then it smoked a bit.
03:05:40
Yeah, it was a two hour tournaments.
03:05:41
We started early as a 7 a.m. shotgun start.
03:05:45
We were out there playing by 9 a.m.
03:05:48
and I have a six pack for the first round.
03:05:52
Yeah.
03:05:52
And I would never make it through that six pack if I did.
03:05:55
I knew I needed to kind of curtail.
03:05:57
Yeah.
03:05:58
You got to bring the break period.
03:06:00
Yeah. But I didn't finish that six pack.
03:06:01
I knew I could drink during the break period.
03:06:03
And then I go back out there another six pack.
03:06:05
If I finish that six pack, I knew I was in trouble.
03:06:09
So right point was never finish that second six pack because I knew, like,
03:06:13
yeah, I'm not going to be driving home any time soon.
03:06:15
I was scrolling through my pictures and I did see a unique picture of,
03:06:20
her sprawled out on the on the ground, just like couch.
03:06:24
No, no, on the ground.
03:06:25
And, on the couch bed at Fox Creek's like a regular size.
03:06:29
So last year, it was Fox Creek. Nice shot.
03:06:32
Alice, the t shirts, the matching t shirts with Eric Christiansen
03:06:37
and. No, no, no,
03:06:40
well, he died.
03:06:41
He died?
03:06:44
Yeah.
03:06:44
Eric Christiansen,
03:06:47
he was there.
03:06:47
He was my he was my caddy.
03:06:50
And, you have a caddy.
03:06:51
That's how pretentious your.
03:06:53
Yeah, I'm that pretentious.
03:06:55
You know how pretentious the word pretentious is?
03:06:58
There's this original picture of cider.
03:07:00
I see it for disc golf. You had a caddy?
03:07:04
Yeah.
03:07:05
And? And so did Photoshop.
03:07:08
Did he carry your sack?
03:07:10
Your bag? Oh, there's me.
03:07:12
Oh, damn it, it's badly cropped.
03:07:13
I didn't realize until you just woke up.
03:07:15
Did you? Just woke up?
03:07:17
No, I didn't, I've been here this whole time.
03:07:20
Really? I've been talking to you in that photo.
03:07:22
You can tell.
03:07:23
I think I'm pretty sure you just woke up.
03:07:26
Okay, okay, okay.
03:07:29
No, I was just going to say good night. Oh,
03:07:33
hey, do
03:07:33
you guys ever drive past bombs on your way home?
03:07:36
Never like a bum bum panhandler.
03:07:39
Panhandlers.
03:07:40
Oh, that's a change that I can't change.
03:07:43
I'm gonna my arm around you.
03:07:45
Aspect ratio.
03:07:47
Yeah.
03:07:48
You can, like, you know, like, craft a little.
03:07:51
Yeah. No, that's all you are.
03:07:53
Yeah.
03:07:53
You can let me change the grab a corner.
03:07:56
So I, we just go back to this one.
03:08:00
So this is the
03:08:02
this is the guy making everyone else have a bad name.
03:08:05
On my way to work.
03:08:08
Wait, that's not what I need to push.
03:08:09
That's what I need to push.
03:08:11
I'm not sure.
03:08:13
Well. Oh, yeah.
03:08:15
Yeah, that is earning your pay right there.
03:08:18
He's throwing down.
03:08:19
That is a serious skill.
03:08:24
He's got talent with that thing.
03:08:26
Anything runs behind the bag.
03:08:28
Are you kidding me? With these grabs?
03:08:31
Is not screwing up.
03:08:33
It's just doing it.
03:08:38
He's really good at it.
03:08:40
I'm impressed.
03:08:41
Red light.
03:08:43
That's incredible.
03:08:44
Oh, there's the best me ever.
03:08:49
Is there a string hanging out of his ass?
03:08:52
Yeah, that's what it looks like.
03:08:53
That's not with Dick hanging over that.
03:09:00
Is there a real.
03:09:02
Why is it weird?
03:09:04
I want you to. I have no idea.
03:09:06
See? Yeah.
03:09:08
All right. That's not bad.
03:09:10
Theater, computer gaming.
03:09:12
Be considered a sport?
03:09:14
No, of course not.
03:09:14
No, not a sport. It's a competition.
03:09:18
There's a few like that, but ping pong, it's close.
03:09:22
Yes, I'm a bar. Darts.
03:09:25
How about chess?
03:09:27
No, of course not.
03:09:28
Well, then you never played the way I.
03:09:30
Just because it's competitive doesn't mean it's a sport.
03:09:33
No, sport means that's what it.
03:09:35
So you have.
03:09:36
You're moving things around the board.
03:09:39
I think that qualifies as the athletic event.
03:09:42
Well, okay, let's keep going. How about NASCAR?
03:09:44
NASCAR NASCAR is a sport.
03:09:47
It's a must do is turn left or right.
03:09:49
That's a sweaty process that that's an insurance check.
03:09:53
But I swear I think they just put a fan on them.
03:09:55
You sweat when you play.
03:09:56
Just then if I ask you to remember the hotdog sandwich argument
03:10:00
and this chest, I know, I know, I know you got it, but you got to draw a line.
03:10:05
It doesn't have to be a hard line.
03:10:07
But I'm put a soft line between chess and sport.
03:10:10
A soft line like a string. Yes,
03:10:14
they say
03:10:16
NASCAR.
03:10:16
You sit down for hours. Yep.
03:10:19
But sit down for a minute.
03:10:21
So that's when you say it that way.
03:10:23
I do that playing video games.
03:10:25
You have to define your terms. If you don't
03:10:29
actually video games
03:10:31
might require more nimble finger movement than most people are capable of doing.
03:10:36
Well, what you'd like.
03:10:37
Did you see this new thing where you walk on a treadmill?
03:10:40
It's like a ball, and you put on VR and you're actually interacting
03:10:43
in full physical, like you are doing almost all the same exercise on this ball.
03:10:47
The guy finally figured it out. See if I can find it.
03:10:50
This guy. Yeah.
03:10:51
The guy. Yeah.
03:10:52
You know, the, the robot club.
03:10:54
Pretty Tesla guy.
03:10:57
Oh, really?
03:10:59
Walking on his balls
03:11:03
that.
03:11:04
That's not going to help as much as you think you might know.
03:11:07
I found it, okay?
03:11:11
It's called the versus fear.
03:11:14
The versus fear.
03:11:16
Vert.
03:11:17
Virtuous fear virtuous.
03:11:19
Oh virtuous.
03:11:20
Oh fuck that. No, that's not it. That's from 2014.
03:11:23
That's just a big hamster ball. That's not it.
03:11:26
The hamster ball would work.
03:11:29
Put in 2024. It's not practical though.
03:11:31
You can't put a hamster ball big enough for you to feel like
03:11:33
you're walking on a flat surface in your.
03:11:35
I was poor not getting pulled up.
03:11:36
When you search that.
03:11:38
Yeah, okay. Walking on your balls.
03:11:40
I was being funny.
03:11:41
That's not exactly what I
03:11:44
take to be type.
03:11:47
Everything okay?
03:11:49
Debris, baby?
03:11:50
Yeah.
03:11:53
What are. Oh. That's nice.
03:11:54
I just asked my VR assistant what are our current options for walking in VR?
03:11:58
Boom by VR is this side quest?
03:12:04
What is you doing back there.
03:12:06
Oh. Is he retarded.
03:12:08
Yeah.
03:12:08
See this is you guys don't use my VR assistant who was using it.
03:12:14
No. You took two words. I said my assistant.
03:12:17
I asked about VR
03:12:18
low IQ, I guess you could say I, I have a low.
03:12:22
I have a low IQ.
03:12:23
High IQ?
03:12:24
Yeah. What
03:12:26
what fuck is I.
03:12:27
Yeah, this isn't it either.
03:12:29
Know I'll find it for next show.
03:12:32
Okay.
03:12:32
Not interested, not for Clippy.
03:12:35
Oh, no. Here's another one like that.
03:12:37
I saw a newscast where the guy is the cunt word.
03:12:42
Oh, wait,
03:12:43
you can't tease that word and then not show the the.
03:12:47
What did he say?
03:12:49
I don't know if, the clips get shown tonight.
03:12:53
What are the.
03:12:53
What did he say? What did he say? The C-word.
03:12:56
Where's the clip?
03:12:57
What?
03:12:58
Who said it was
03:13:00
lovely?
03:13:02
If brother's watching, man, he would have loved that clip.
03:13:06
He would have.
03:13:07
But you can't tease that footage and then not show the clip.
03:13:12
Send that to me.
03:13:13
I'd love to have that. Wait.
03:13:15
I've actually sent you something.
03:13:17
You have man, so I'm so excited.
03:13:22
So you have more, bro.
03:13:23
Embrace Cific was it the woman reporter with the clip?
03:13:27
Brunet the man with dark hair.
03:13:29
The man, the British man.
03:13:30
The other woman with long dark hair.
03:13:32
Five, six.
03:13:33
Seven, I have seven. Where's the clip?
03:13:37
It was good, dude.
03:13:39
You got it all lovely British dude. Or,
03:13:44
I can't remember that part.
03:13:46
Where do you play?
03:13:47
Both the average and then not show the the clip?
03:13:51
It's the one with the C-word.
03:13:53
Yeah.
03:13:54
I don't know if you have
03:13:55
shown on the Tonight Show being drawn up by the government.
03:13:57
The paper says the health secretary, Jeremy Hunt, is understood to favor.
03:14:02
Yes. So what did he say?
03:14:06
That wasn't even it.
03:14:08
Okay, so the other one.
03:14:11
Yeah.
03:14:13
Oh. I'm locked out.
03:14:15
Oh. Good question.
03:14:17
So that reminded me.
03:14:18
That reminded me of,
03:14:19
so the couple of surfacing because, the right talking, right
03:14:23
side of talking points are trying to paint come out a certain way, right?
03:14:26
And, paint them in the ways that she's just admittedly been,
03:14:31
and however you want to take it.
03:14:32
So she at some point said that she wanted to, wanted prostitution to be legalized.
03:14:38
How do you really feel about that?
03:14:39
Yeah.
03:14:41
I like to think that you're the prostitutes, so I'm for it.
03:14:45
I'm not like, I'm not fully against it.
03:14:48
Like I said, it's their body.
03:14:50
They can do what the fuck they want.
03:14:51
And for the most part, they do it anyway.
03:14:53
I mean,
03:14:54
I pretty much only fans and all these except for the fact models these days.
03:14:58
It's essentially just
03:15:00
that's all they're doing anyway, so they can there's a whole industry there anyway.
03:15:04
But do you consider those tech tips?
03:15:07
Because if Trump is going to do no tax on tips,
03:15:10
is that are those considered tips or is that no tax on tips.
03:15:14
Oh man, the strippers are going to be really happy now.
03:15:17
And Cecilia tonight's announcement certainly a long time
03:15:20
coming a long time coming.
03:15:22
Lindsay Biden is now the fourth American president who has tried to hunt
03:15:25
and capture al-Zawahiri home
03:15:30
from.
03:15:32
Looks like a common stain on me.
03:15:33
I'm Tom Brady.
03:15:34
You come come on out with a brawl I to the corner.
03:15:38
Here he comes.
03:15:38
Oh my God.
03:15:40
Come.
03:15:42
Looks like a cum stain on this on the top.
03:15:45
Oh here's a whole compilation.
03:15:46
Holy shit.
03:15:49
Compilation of come a come compilation.
03:15:51
After the news I'm going to be talking to Jeremy Hunt, the coach.
03:15:54
He's not.
03:15:55
This is a company secretary, Jeremy Hunt.
03:15:58
Jeremy Hunt is also expected to apologize.
03:16:00
Circumstances change, Mr.
03:16:02
hunt. Mr.
03:16:02
hunt has told me how Secretary Jeremy Hunt, accused of whether these help.
03:16:07
Secretary Jeremy Hunt, says he's
03:16:10
hunt is just what Jeremy Hunt was.
03:16:14
He tell that the hunt
03:16:19
looking for the health services somebody somewhere in government
03:16:23
perhaps the secretary of State for health,
03:16:26
Jeremy Hunt, the leader
03:16:29
was, Jeremy, I'm not gonna pronounce his surname
03:16:32
because I might mispronounce it deliberately.
03:16:34
This.
03:16:35
I don't want to say.
03:16:36
What?
03:16:37
What?
03:16:38
That I know I've said it before, but this time, right now, that's my new federal.
03:16:43
Right now.
03:16:45
That's hilarious point here, Gary.
03:16:56
That so?
03:16:57
Cheetos.
03:16:58
That was fun.
03:16:59
It was sponsored.
03:17:03
That was a sponsor today.
03:17:05
That's fun. Right?
03:17:05
Lasted though it was as above.
03:17:08
So below.
03:17:10
Okay. Bye.
03:17:12
Has above. So below.
03:17:14
Have a good night.
03:17:15
Let's talk to you, buddy.
03:17:18
Oh, it's not rolling.
03:17:19
It's supposed to say nerd.
03:17:21
Yes. No, just leave it there. I'll play the drop.
03:17:30
Night glass.
03:17:34
When you hear that this has had to happen.
03:17:35
Snap glass that's in the full glass or flat glass you call
03:17:38
slack was supposed to get past and blow fast like Japan
03:17:41
pass and say Jasper had his hands and let that man hang with black.
03:17:45
That outlandish, that raspy tap dance, rather that class.
03:17:48
But it's more to come back to.
03:17:48
My last would ask, let's just backwards and talk.
03:17:51
But baseball bats?
03:17:51
What tax attached to tell us where that's going to say something you can't stand.
03:17:54
So fat chance on your back and your best friend would
03:17:56
brandish man is a great example.
03:17:58
Yo, we're back at the god damn it for you.
03:18:00
Damage the planet. What, you think it's black, man? Oh, crap. Dang.
03:18:02
If I say something bad, listen back until you let that happen.
03:18:06
If you can't stand it, see if you can't have what?
03:18:08
You can't understand it.
03:18:08
Like this. Straight over one of the hands.
03:18:11
It where? For the glasses. What the Charlie man to.
03:18:13
That's man little is back in his black in my hands.
03:18:16
Red from scratch.
03:18:17
Look captain, and has left his taxes for black.
03:18:19
That's what. Slap him in advance like I'm traveling.
03:18:21
All right, man, that legit?
03:18:22
That's a black that, like, math class way back. Thank you. Man, what a crap.
03:18:25
My Eric Clapton fans had to set traps in his ass.
03:18:28
Back in my tennis jam is like black, black, black.
03:18:31
When I'm done rapping, there's a wish. Prince.
03:18:40
Mr. Brady and Joshua Brady and your Gary.
03:18:44
As above and so below.
03:18:47
Because he's so close. Lady.
03:18:48
And for sure we're doing it our way.
03:18:52
We're gonna make it, make our dreams come true.
03:18:55
Brady and your show, it's Brady and draw.
03:18:59
It's their show now Brady.
03:19:01
Draw.
03:19:11
Let's go.
03:19:11
Drapion. Rorschach.
03:19:13
Looks like the draw a Brady show.
03:19:15
That's it is.
03:19:16
You do that today.
03:19:17
So I found it
03:19:19
I found it.
03:19:20
What did you find so happy? I found it.
03:19:23
Would you find these little balls
03:19:25
that are like throwing a little ball?
03:19:28
They go in every direction.
03:19:32
To see if I can zoom in.
03:19:34
I can't zoom in anymore.
03:19:36
You found the little balls.
03:19:40
I'm going to find a video of it, I can. Yep.
03:19:42
Here we go.
03:19:45
No, no, no, get ready to play the nerd thing.
03:19:49
But I'm super excited about this.
03:19:52
I am super excited. Walk.
03:19:54
I can't play.
03:19:55
I'm the directions for in any direction.
03:19:58
I want to see that it automatically do whatever
03:20:01
it needs to have me stay on the floor.
03:20:04
And what's amazing about this is multiple people can be on it,
03:20:08
and this is something independently.
03:20:10
No, dude, he's while he's moonwalking bass ality
03:20:13
and so many other things because that was the last step.
03:20:16
That was the last. Well, it's
03:20:18
not the last, but it's one of the hurdles we have to get through with,
03:20:22
with, VR.
03:20:25
I don't VR too much,
03:20:28
but when I do at that point, why don't you just, like, do reality?
03:20:32
I don't know,
03:20:34
money.
03:20:36
The same reason that I play racing games because I can't really take my car
03:20:39
and start going crashing and killing people and raping whores for their money.
03:20:42
Like grand theft auto.
03:20:44
That was a silly, stupid thing you said there.
03:20:47
Why do people do fantasy games?
03:20:49
Do you ever play a shooting game?
03:20:50
What would happen if I did that?
03:20:51
In real life, you play a fantasy game. What's the difference?
03:20:54
I think the word I'm going to rape it. You're going to.
03:20:56
You want to go play rape?
03:20:58
Rape game is what you're trying to say.
03:21:00
There's going to be consequences, is what I'm saying.
03:21:02
And you just said, why don't they go play the game?
03:21:05
As somebody who has the luxury of traveling around in
03:21:09
white, you know, first world.
03:21:13
That's a bold statement to say VR can let people all around
03:21:16
the world experience things that they normally otherwise couldn't
03:21:19
see all around the world.
03:21:20
People who can't afford VR.
03:21:21
Right?
03:21:22
In VR, I mean, even the top of the line VR is like a thousand bucks.
03:21:25
How much would it cost to do most of the things I'm not comparing it.
03:21:27
It's not the same.
03:21:28
I always have this arguing with my friends about my fake virtual poor Africans.
03:21:31
I don't know, there's no way it's pinball.
03:21:33
It's not the same, you know, but it's still a hell of a lot of fun.
03:21:35
And the closest replication.
03:21:37
And I have one machine that has every pinball machine.
03:21:40
So there's trade, trade off and benefits.
03:21:45
There are only like two.
03:21:46
Do you like to order food?
03:21:47
If you are, do you order food?
03:21:49
Do you like to order food from a human being or from a screen?
03:21:53
I prefer a screen.
03:21:55
Well why not? Why don't you order from reality?
03:21:56
Why don't you order from real like people?
03:21:58
Oh, exactly.
03:22:00
That's another great reason why virtual is fucking awesome.
03:22:03
Because people aren't to deal with you.
03:22:05
I don't want to deal with people on their bullshit or
03:22:07
think of all cool things like just video games. Right now.
03:22:09
You can fighting games, you can punch people in the mouth.
03:22:11
Nuance of pleasantries.
03:22:12
Oh, hi. It's like how how you how you do.
03:22:14
And it's like, I don't give a fuck.
03:22:15
Just just transaction. Good. Leave me alone.
03:22:20
Yeah, that sounds like VR to me,
03:22:23
though.
03:22:23
Which is why I will compliment the logo
03:22:26
out back here, because this is the most, like on point service.
03:22:30
They, like, got me in and out.
03:22:34
Hey, there's a string hormone.
03:22:35
I just found another one. Biochemistry.
03:22:38
A theoretical term for signaling molecules that could operate through string
03:22:41
like interactions within biological systems.
03:22:44
We go, oh, wait, there's also a social string.
03:22:48
The common connection between social.
03:22:51
I don't know what that word is describing.
03:22:53
The connections were in relationship
03:22:55
shifts that irritate people when they eat online.
03:22:58
No, that's not that's not what it says.
03:23:00
We're emphasizing the important organs of social ties.
03:23:03
Basically, you're breaking the social contract.
03:23:06
Yeah.
03:23:06
Social etiquette,
03:23:07
social etiquette contract that we had by eating out like nobody wants to do.
03:23:10
So I don't know where you got that idea, but it's disgusting.
03:23:13
I will guarantee you that no one wants to do this shit.
03:23:17
You know what?
03:23:17
I can't, I can't, I can't really hear it.
03:23:18
I think you're too worried about no getting anywhere close up.
03:23:22
No, I don't see the baby.
03:23:26
I think these are baby back ribs.
03:23:27
The one that more faddish in them.
03:23:29
These are the greatest.
03:23:30
I'm not a rib person.
03:23:31
Is that, pork or beef?
03:23:34
Usually ribs are pork. Yeah.
03:23:36
Braised. Braised ribs.
03:23:37
Is that everyone's use?
03:23:39
Baby baby back ribs are the ones that have the extra
03:23:42
fatty section on.
03:23:44
Do you count them?
03:23:45
Is there one more on one side, you can tell there's a female pig or that
03:23:47
oh I don't no, a bunch of the female pigs tastes a little better.
03:23:51
Is it stringy?
03:23:52
Do they, do they use male and female?
03:23:56
I have no idea.
03:23:57
It's like cows.
03:24:00
Or the cows?
03:24:01
I don't even know if cows use male and female.
03:24:04
No, they're usually the meat.
03:24:05
Cows are the males.
03:24:06
The milk? The milk cows are the female.
03:24:09
I know Longhorn has transgender fucking cows all over their their restaurant.
03:24:13
They do?
03:24:14
Yeah.
03:24:15
I was like, I was like, that is fucking the restaurant
03:24:18
or the actual species of in Longhorn Steak Steakhouse.
03:24:21
Oh, okay.
03:24:23
There's some animal. They have a lot.
03:24:25
They have what?
03:24:26
You know, it looks like a longhorn steer with big, giant horns.
03:24:28
When they open the restaurant, they put male steers
03:24:31
with the male horns up, and it freaked out the patrons.
03:24:34
They complained about it.
03:24:36
So without asking,
03:24:38
they put a female head with male steer horns on it.
03:24:41
Which in my opinion, is it transgender cow?
03:24:45
What was the problem, by the way, with it?
03:24:48
It was too intimidating and the patrons complaining.
03:24:51
It was scary.
03:24:52
I don't know, that's the waiter.
03:24:54
The waiter just said that the all the all the chains switched off at one point
03:24:57
because the male one was too intimidating and the patrons complained,
03:25:02
you like have his dick and balls out or what?
03:25:05
No, this is just a mount.
03:25:06
It's just a head, neck and up.
03:25:08
But so.
03:25:09
And then if you put a female up,
03:25:10
it just has cute little ears and maybe tiny little horns.
03:25:12
So they took the male horns off and put them on.
03:25:14
They turned it into a transgender cow.
03:25:17
It is a it is a female cow dressed up like a male cow.
03:25:24
And I'm not saying that's wrong.
03:25:25
I know nothing wrong with that.
03:25:27
I just if you're next time you go to a Longhorn, take a look at it.
03:25:30
Tiny little head, giant horns.
03:25:32
And where is it? Any Longhorn?
03:25:34
All the Longhorns. Yeah.
03:25:36
They have two guys. Actually. Two.
03:25:37
They got, like, a blond, you know, like a light headed one and a dark headed one.
03:25:41
They don't, you know, they should be equal.
03:25:42
Equal opportunity right there. I'm a
03:25:46
librarian on Earth.
03:25:47
What did he say?
03:25:49
Or a yellow one or a red one,
03:25:52
though they had both races.
03:25:54
Regular, right?
03:25:56
Yeah.
03:25:58
Regular and black.
03:26:02
That's.
03:26:03
Dude, I can't believe just the.
03:26:04
There's a stupid, stupid show.
03:26:06
I don't know if it was.
03:26:07
What is it, big Bang or Young Sheldon just did that.
03:26:11
Sheldon's mom says that was he.
03:26:13
Which religion was he?
03:26:14
Was he Catholic or was he regular?
03:26:16
Oh, I forgot what she said.
03:26:18
Now, when I went to high school, there was, I think three black people.
03:26:22
Three black people.
03:26:24
You know what?
03:26:25
And I think he's lying because I found his, composite.
03:26:28
You know what a composite is? The senior picture with, like.
03:26:30
Yeah, you creeped the.
03:26:31
Yeah, you creeped on his high school shit.
03:26:34
Not a dude.
03:26:34
I would love to, but I think creep on wanted to masturbate to not to.
03:26:37
The only way I can think is because it was.
03:26:40
I don't want to. I don't want to hold him for what year he graduated.
03:26:42
But it was when you got on him for being a homo.
03:26:44
Listen, it was when Covid happened.
03:26:46
So the only the only like 20 graduated.
03:26:49
Yeah.
03:26:49
Dude, we just celebrated his birthday.
03:26:51
Actually, we didn't out and we celebrated his birthday.
03:26:53
I didn't celebrate his birthday.
03:26:55
Yeah. We said how old he was last.
03:26:57
Well, last week or two weeks ago.
03:26:58
It's fucking celebrated. I have a cake and shit.
03:27:01
We celebrated it.
03:27:03
We go to check the cheese for the motherfucker.
03:27:04
Anyway, we congratulated him.
03:27:06
I had the wrong word. Whatever.
03:27:09
Like like that.
03:27:09
On that.
03:27:11
I think the alcohol had, no black people at the school ever.
03:27:15
For at least five years, I went back, I think it seems like
03:27:18
the alcohol has something to do with it.
03:27:21
It does.
03:27:22
But, yeah, I think he's, found in too much alcohol in everything.
03:27:26
Yeah, I told you when I finish. Yeah. I'm sorry.
03:27:31
Are you done
03:27:33
or made a highway? Yeah.
03:27:33
I don't know, man.
03:27:35
Nine years looks.
03:27:38
It looks really bad years ago or.
03:27:40
No, I went through nine years of composites
03:27:42
and it looks really found pictures of.
03:27:43
I'm nine years old.
03:27:46
Not one.
03:27:47
It's the same three black people the entire way through.
03:27:50
No, not even one.
03:27:53
Oh, so he's lying.
03:27:54
There were no black people.
03:27:56
I'm pretty sure that's what he's mess.
03:27:58
He's missed.
03:27:59
Oh, no.
03:28:00
We need. Oh. Oh.
03:28:03
I don't know if the kid watches The Brady George Show.
03:28:05
Probably not, because he's only on hanging off. Gary.
03:28:07
You know what? That's why he was I we can revisit this next week.
03:28:10
I would definitely be a. So what?
03:28:12
So for this day.
03:28:13
What I don't give a shit about what say you what say you?
03:28:19
I'm going to play the long one.
03:28:20
I don't give a shit about the debates, but if we have an 8:00 show,
03:28:23
we can get the kid on.
03:28:24
See, I think that's why he was on,
03:28:25
because it was a debate special and it was earlier.
03:28:29
Well, that's the case.
03:28:29
Let's fucking
03:28:32
master it.
03:28:34
No, thanks. I've got a thing here, though.
03:28:35
Totally different show.
03:28:37
I got the thing here though, because fuckface doesn't know how to, like, clean
03:28:40
up. He.
03:28:47
Deer flags.
03:28:48
Brady. Brady.
03:28:50
My husband and I move flag.
03:28:52
I my husband and I moved near the ocean last year.
03:28:56
I have two sons, 21 and 17.
03:28:58
My oldest, my older son moved across the country with some friends.
03:29:01
The younger son, Cody, chose at the last minute to stay with his dad.
03:29:07
Flag.
03:29:08
It has been awful.
03:29:09
Cody dropped out of high school
03:29:10
and didn't keep did not keep up with his home school work.
03:29:14
He quit his jobs.
03:29:16
He and he's on depression medication.
03:29:19
This week both boys moved where I am.
03:29:22
My house is small so I got them an apartment in my name.
03:29:26
The landlord thinks I'm going to be living there.
03:29:28
My question is, how often should I go there and clean, make dinner and
03:29:33
I feel like 000, feel like I'll want to be there
03:29:37
all the time before work, after work, and on weekends.
03:29:41
My husband thinks I should back off.
03:29:43
But Cody is only 17 and going through a lot.
03:29:46
They moved into the apartment today so this is still new.
03:29:50
Also, it is crazy that I paid it to put them in their own apart.
03:29:55
Also, is it crazy that I paid to put them in their own apartment?
03:29:58
I felt like it was an okay choice since our house is so small.
03:30:02
They're both.
03:30:03
They both are planning to get jobs and the younger one wants to start
03:30:07
college classes.
03:30:09
But they're lazy and messy and I feel like I need to step in to help more.
03:30:13
Any suggestions?
03:30:14
Signed. Mom of boys in California.
03:30:18
Yeah. Easy. Simple.
03:30:20
Where is your husband?
03:30:21
I need to talk to your husband. I can't talk to you.
03:30:23
By the way,
03:30:26
where's the drop?
03:30:27
I do, I don't need it.
03:30:28
I can say it. Fucking do you? Are you kidding me? Your.
03:30:31
You ruined your children by spoiling them and not making them self-sufficient
03:30:35
and confident and any ounce of self-esteem by doing everything for them.
03:30:40
And here's the worst part is you think you're doing them a favor.
03:30:42
But when you tell your child,
03:30:44
I'm sorry
03:30:44
when you do stuff for your child, not only when you go over and clean for them,
03:30:48
not only are you saying that, hey, I can do it, I can do it better than you,
03:30:52
but you're saying that you probably can't do it.
03:30:53
So if you think that the kid can't do it and you keep doing it for him,
03:30:57
then guess what? The kid's going to think.
03:30:58
They can't do it either. And they're never even going to try.
03:31:01
You're ruining their lives.
03:31:03
Totally ruining their lives.
03:31:05
I'm so angry right now. Get your husband.
03:31:07
So I will say that it's not even her fault.
03:31:10
It's her husband's fault for allowing it.
03:31:14
I know that sounds horrible.
03:31:15
There's a whole bunch of women right now
03:31:16
that are cringing, and I'm some fucking masochist.
03:31:19
All that shit. But there's truth to that.
03:31:22
There's too, that a woman has too much emotion.
03:31:24
She loves that child too much. Do the right thing.
03:31:27
She loves it.
03:31:27
It's like that.
03:31:28
What's that, Myra, that. You know, we like tiny tunes so much.
03:31:31
She loves and hugs that fucking pet, you know?
03:31:34
Yeah. Is that what her name is?
03:31:35
That's every.
03:31:36
That's a mother in the world.
03:31:38
Yeah. Whatever. Yeah.
03:31:39
You know the concept, though, that's every mother in the world.
03:31:41
They think they're doing a favor, but they're.
03:31:43
You're literally smothering and killing your children.
03:31:44
You have to let them do things on their own. You have to let them fail.
03:31:47
The longer you wait, the harder they're going to fall.
03:31:50
So you're saying abort.
03:31:52
Abort them
03:31:54
if if you're not going to let them do things for themselves,
03:31:57
you're not going more than somebody else is going to.
03:31:59
Have you ever heard that thing?
03:32:00
You know don't string your girlfriend or boyfriend along?
03:32:02
Yeah. Don't string your children along.
03:32:06
I will say,
03:32:07
person, make the hard choice. Abort.
03:32:10
Personally, I feel like my my, conquest of of
03:32:14
and I should be signing,
03:32:16
on the house within either Friday when I get back or next week.
03:32:19
Yeah, I was going to, I didn't we I kind of blew right over that.
03:32:21
That's pretty cool.
03:32:22
And my I don't know, my, my parents have been kind of weird about it.
03:32:25
And it's like I don't understand why.
03:32:28
Like they're they're like weird about it.
03:32:30
My mom especially, I don't know, just like, oh, it's it's too far away.
03:32:34
Even though it's like an extra, an extra.
03:32:37
Tell her to want to tell her 25 minutes.
03:32:40
It's like an extra 25 minutes away from where I am right now.
03:32:43
Or not right now, but where I am normally too far away from her.
03:32:46
I don't know, but then she's just like, oh, you know, just worry like a what?
03:32:50
It's like, I don't know what, what, what the
03:32:52
I don't, I don't know, but like, I'm a fucking adult.
03:32:54
I don't know what you want. She has every right to me off.
03:32:56
It really pisses me off.
03:32:57
Everything she's saying is validated because she's worried that
03:33:00
even that 25 minutes is even if she sees you one less time than she does
03:33:03
now, it's like, well, she doesn't that I usually go visit.
03:33:06
But did you tell her there's no house that fits your needs and is affordable?
03:33:10
And whatever reason you bought this house? Yeah, right.
03:33:12
No, I just say if you could have got that, you would have, right?
03:33:15
Or just be happy for me.
03:33:16
Shut the fuck up and be happy for me.
03:33:18
I don't know, she is. She is,
03:33:21
I don't even know.
03:33:21
I mean, she is. I don't know what I said when I told her she had that.
03:33:24
She gave me a big frowny face.
03:33:25
She's like, is it possible, though, that your mom could be happy for you?
03:33:28
And selfishly sad,
03:33:31
I guess so. I know my mom's great.
03:33:32
My mom is an amazing human being. She's.
03:33:34
She's generous, caring, over the top.
03:33:37
But I feel like what you're saying is it's just 2
03:33:39
to 2 caring to two, baby. Two.
03:33:43
Right. That explains a lot.
03:33:45
I had to explain her. I'm like, I'm like, mom. When we moved.
03:33:48
When you moved in the house, like our main family house, I'm like,
03:33:51
I'm like, we're grandma and grandpa living and Frazier at the time
03:33:54
because it's the house in Sterling Heights.
03:33:56
And she goes, no, I'm like, where were they living?
03:33:58
Detroit.
03:33:59
And I'm like, well, how far away is that?
03:34:01
Half hour, 40 minutes.
03:34:03
You know, she goes, yeah.
03:34:03
And I'm like, did did they worry, did grandma give you a frowny face?
03:34:06
And she goes, no, no.
03:34:08
And I'm like, and how old were you at that time?
03:34:10
Like it's like, what the fuck.
03:34:11
Like it's just I don't know.
03:34:13
So my mom still has my two older brothers.
03:34:16
I have two older brothers, one
03:34:17
three years older than me, one five years older than me.
03:34:19
They both still live at home.
03:34:21
You've explained, though, that they'll do just fine.
03:34:24
They'll be just fine. They're taken care of.
03:34:25
They got to in.
03:34:26
Think about this, though, as from her perspective,
03:34:28
you just said that to to make her, you know, to switch it around
03:34:32
so that she could put her her in your shoes.
03:34:35
But what if when she moved from Detroit to Frazier, whatever you just said,
03:34:39
what if she knows for a fact that she didn't see her parents as much?
03:34:43
So now she's like, no.
03:34:44
I think my grandparents moved from Detroit to Frazier to be within 15 minutes
03:34:48
of where we were living or their grandchildren.
03:34:51
Right? So I told my mom, too.
03:34:53
I'm like, well, you're not going
03:34:53
because my my oldest brother
03:34:55
wants to be a fucking low and just hoard in my parents house
03:34:58
and then buy the house from them eventually
03:35:00
at a cheap price, even though he's the one who's
03:35:01
put the most wear and tear on that fucking house.
03:35:05
My, my my middle brother has moved out for ten years.
03:35:08
Going to college.
03:35:09
Came back, because he sold weed and couldn't finish his major,
03:35:14
because he had a felony.
03:35:15
And then, now that that's not a no no, that's not a legal anymore.
03:35:21
Yeah, that really ruined a lot of his college educations.
03:35:23
I have a couple friends that are really hurting.
03:35:26
And, you know, it's funny.
03:35:27
I was like, dude, do the right thing.
03:35:29
He was going for sports medicine, and he had to change his major.
03:35:32
And then he never really finished.
03:35:33
And now it's legal.
03:35:34
So he would have had it anyway.
03:35:36
He would finish the registration and become an illegal seller.
03:35:39
He'd be fucking rich.
03:35:40
Oh, this was this was like 15 years before legalization, so.
03:35:43
Oh yeah.
03:35:45
Yeah.
03:35:45
See, my friend got hit right now.
03:35:48
I mean, it was like bad timing.
03:35:50
How old are your friends?
03:35:53
What?
03:35:54
How old are your friends? Old.
03:36:00
I mean, it worked.
03:36:01
It worked out great for him for 30 years, you know?
03:36:03
But then the last five years, it's been real hard.
03:36:05
Real bad for the job wise.
03:36:08
No, the illicit weed trade, you know, growing and selling.
03:36:12
He used to have his own little nice farm.
03:36:14
Now it's okay. Yeah. No.
03:36:17
Yeah.
03:36:17
No, no, I think same thing that probably happened a year, you
03:36:21
know, 100%.
03:36:22
I mean, I've become staunch.
03:36:24
I, this was two years ago even, Or maybe.
03:36:29
Yeah, it was two years ago at the Faster Horses concert
03:36:33
we made friends with, a couple might have.
03:36:35
And not this current year, but the previous year,
03:36:38
there was this couple
03:36:39
that was kind of hanging out by their vehicles, and we had extra liquor
03:36:42
and our friends in kind of come that year, it was just me and my girlfriend, and,
03:36:47
I was smoking some weed and I offered it to them
03:36:50
and they were like, oh, no, no, no, we're good.
03:36:52
And then after, like, I was almost done with it, she, my girlfriend
03:36:56
had mentioned something about it, you know, being from a dispensary
03:36:59
and the girlfriend, the chick was like, oh, had you.
03:37:02
Oh, like like I didn't know it was from a dispensary.
03:37:05
Like I would have hit it then, like.
03:37:06
So she was like, I don't know what like.
03:37:09
So there is that staunch attitude of like, if it's not from a dispensary,
03:37:13
I don't fucking want to touch it.
03:37:15
And so it's weird how that's become.
03:37:18
There was no such thing. Exact opposite.
03:37:19
There's like no such thing as hydro anymore.
03:37:21
It's just it's just weed. It's. You know what I mean?
03:37:23
Like this. Isn't that weird right now? I'll be honest.
03:37:26
I missed the good old stuff because it was cleaner.
03:37:28
They weren't worried about making every fucking cent the dispensaries.
03:37:32
It'll taste
03:37:33
like nutrients.
03:37:34
They don't do that extra month of just water
03:37:36
because it'll lessen their yield.
03:37:38
So they grow as much as they can, and they don't care about that little fucking.
03:37:41
It tastes like, like Pine-Sol.
03:37:44
It's. Or, you know, it's nitrogen. All of it.
03:37:46
The weed and smoking. Right now.
03:37:47
I can taste it because I got it at the dispensary.
03:37:51
But my, you know, if you grow it locally and you care about it,
03:37:53
it seems to be cleaner because apparently you're supposed to just flush at the end.
03:37:57
No nutrients.
03:37:59
Right?
03:37:59
Weed doesn't grow, but it cleans.
03:38:01
It makes it taste so fucking good.
03:38:04
Sometimes they have it, but they they charge for it.
03:38:07
I mean, it's crazy price when it's really gone.
03:38:09
I don't know,
03:38:10
I just remember like back in the day, like I used to find, like more like unique
03:38:13
Bud styles.
03:38:14
It seems like, you know,
03:38:15
the way it grows, where it clumps, like, you can't find that shit anymore.
03:38:19
I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing.
03:38:20
It's again, it's all the nutrients
03:38:22
because they want that really dense shit that is just because you get shit
03:38:25
with more hairs. So shit.
03:38:26
Like I used to call them bull packers.
03:38:28
They used to be like little balls that eat like,
03:38:30
you just pop it right in the bowl and you just be able to fire right up,
03:38:33
see, you know, this is this is what you have to do is you got to go down to.
03:38:43
I mean, those options are still there, bro.
03:38:45
That mile road
03:38:48
and or wherever you used to go and it's I mean, it's still there.
03:38:51
It's just really hard to find because most of went out of business
03:38:54
because like I said, they can't compete with the big guys.
03:38:56
Right.
03:38:58
And if you really want to pay the the dispensaries,
03:39:00
if you ask and you got to look through it and find it all,
03:39:03
they have it, but it'll be like fucking 45, $60 an eight.
03:39:06
Yeah, they've got the top tier shit.
03:39:08
But I before dispensary weed.
03:39:10
At a certain point
03:39:11
I was paying like 350 for an ounce, but it was some really good shit.
03:39:15
But the guy was also kind of holding me a little bit to.
03:39:18
But you know, the secondary dispensaries, they'll take really good weed
03:39:21
and ruin it by fucking spraying it down with more like,
03:39:25
I don't know what it is, it's just
03:39:27
makes it look more crystalline.
03:39:29
But they're literally
03:39:31
used.
03:39:33
Just wait till Philip Morris takes over
03:39:36
this.
03:39:36
Slowly but surely, they're buying up all the weed.
03:39:38
The little weed places.
03:39:40
I thought that there was, oh no, that was a different that was a different thing.
03:39:45
They got in trouble.
03:39:46
It wasn't Philip Morris.
03:39:47
It was Marlboro, I think, or somebody
03:39:49
I don't know, which I don't know which company it was,
03:39:51
but know that there was in the we know it was a completely different story.
03:39:55
I'm going to but
03:39:57
fucking it
03:39:59
know it was it was a certain tobacco company
03:40:02
that bought a medical company that was,
03:40:07
making inhalers to help with,
03:40:14
Emphysema.
03:40:15
And like, cigaret smoking,
03:40:19
issues.
03:40:20
And then they forced them.
03:40:22
They had the company for over a year, and they were forced to sell that company
03:40:26
because of the conflict of interest that they were literally selling a product
03:40:31
that is going to cause an issue,
03:40:33
and then also selling a solution to that issue at the same time,
03:40:37
it was a major it was Marlboro or it was a major cigaret.
03:40:40
Are you are you looking it up or Reynolds?
03:40:42
No, no, you made it look like you're looking it up.
03:40:46
I forget who it was, but it was it was very interesting.
03:40:49
That was all.
03:40:49
The cigaret companies are the same. No, but they force them to sell it.
03:40:52
So it was interesting that they looked at that.
03:40:54
And it's funny that they can play their hand like that too.
03:40:57
It's like, hey, I should be able to buy whatever fucking business I want.
03:41:00
Like, who gives a shit?
03:41:01
But it is interesting that they looked
03:41:03
at that and went, okay, yeah, that's definitely a curve.
03:41:05
Kind of like you're selling a product that is addictive,
03:41:09
that causes an issue, and then you're also selling,
03:41:13
medication to cure that issue somewhat.
03:41:15
It's obvious
03:41:16
that they sell the addictive product because smoking got such a bad rep.
03:41:19
So now they're putting nicotine and vapor
03:41:21
in what they called Zinn's or whatever the fuck that.
03:41:24
You know, the nicotine pouches I know I'm still waiting for, like,
03:41:28
definitive actual
03:41:31
evidence on the fact that they claim
03:41:33
that the tars in tobacco or in, in, in marijuana are worse
03:41:38
than the Tarzan cigarets because you look at fucking
03:41:42
Willie Nelson, Snoop Dogg.
03:41:45
Yeah, but you're not seeing what they're hacking up in the morning there.
03:41:47
You know, you see the glamorous side of it, I'm sure, it does it it doesn't.
03:41:52
That doesn't matter. It's much more overall health.
03:41:54
They're not getting cancers. They're not getting,
03:41:57
emos.
03:41:57
They're not getting your telltale
03:42:01
like it's Snoop Dogg was at the Olympics, was doing running and shit.
03:42:04
Like, sure, he didn't have the best money because he was pretty winded.
03:42:09
He was pretty winded,
03:42:10
but he wasn't like wheezing and coughing and like, he could do it.
03:42:14
And that guy is, what, 665 maybe 760.
03:42:18
How old is
03:42:19
I guess he was younger when he was a rapper.
03:42:21
So how old is Snoop Dogg? He's older than I am.
03:42:24
There's two people.
03:42:25
There's people 52. Motherfucker. Are you kidding me?
03:42:28
Oh my God, he's no wonder he could.
03:42:29
Yeah. Never mind.
03:42:30
He's in bad shape for 52.
03:42:33
He looks like he's 65.
03:42:35
Never mind. Let's just sing.
03:42:37
Breaking news.
03:42:39
Could you?
03:42:45
Willie Nelson had to cancel his shows because he has cancer.
03:42:49
Lung cancer?
03:42:50
No. I'm kidding. I'm sorry. I'm kidding.
03:42:53
He he's he's smoked 3 to 5 packs of cigarets a day.
03:42:57
Oh. Cigarets too. Yeah.
03:42:59
Never miss emphysema. He's.
03:43:00
He has pneumonia all the time.
03:43:02
But he does not have cancer.
03:43:05
He has emphysema all the time.
03:43:07
Is that a cancer?
03:43:09
Yes. Okay. By emphysema.
03:43:10
And he has pneumonia all the time. Emphysema. You have.
03:43:12
You live with pneumonia. I know my my grandpa had emphysema.
03:43:15
He had to carry on an oxygen tank.
03:43:17
And, at some point, it was like, okay, bye.
03:43:20
He had a stem cell operation in 2015 to regenerate his lung tissue.
03:43:25
Okay. Bye bye. Are you sure?
03:43:26
And now that's not fair, because I believe as above, so below and cigaret.
03:43:30
So that's okay. Bye.
03:43:33
Sorry.
03:43:37
That you.
03:43:38
You're just annoyed.
03:43:41
That's so that cigaret.
03:43:46
I want,
03:43:46
I want someone who's just weed smoking to be able to break that down.
03:43:50
Okay?
03:43:51
Snoop doesn't smoke cigarets.
03:43:53
Well, they claim that the tar is in it, or worse than the tar is in tobacco.
03:43:57
But they're only in marijuana, I think.
03:44:00
I think they break down cleaner.
03:44:01
They're they're.
03:44:04
Yeah, they has to be because at least with my friends,
03:44:06
you would grow the weed, you would see it. There's no additives.
03:44:08
They didn't they weren't putting pesticides on it.
03:44:10
I don't understand why are they actually adding
03:44:13
these weird chemicals that I've heard as they're manufacturing them. So.
03:44:17
And people are okay with that?
03:44:19
This is this is way back
03:44:20
when I go to because Gary, this was way back when in the 80s.
03:44:23
Dude, this stuff is always cloaked pure like the tobacco that you buy in a bag.
03:44:27
He rolls his own cigarets and he actually smokes.
03:44:29
I think it's like cigar tobacco.
03:44:30
I forget what he said. It's huge.
03:44:32
Yeah, I always thought it was a big dumb shit.
03:44:34
They just sprinkled on. They're just.
03:44:36
They're supposed to be spray and they spray towers and shit and
03:44:40
formaldehyde, all this shit.
03:44:41
I thought they spray it on the.
03:44:43
Yeah, but like a preservative.
03:44:45
Is it in a preservative or in the 80s, the studies, the the lid got blown off.
03:44:49
Yeah. These all all these additives.
03:44:50
Maybe they just kept in the they're still they make it more addictive.
03:44:53
There's no reason other than to make it more addictive.
03:44:56
Well, they were able to take the cocaine out of Coca-Cola.
03:44:58
Like I don't understand. What. Oh, shit.
03:45:05
Breaking news.
03:45:06
This just didn't.
03:45:07
Snoop Dogg is canceling all his shows
03:45:10
to support the Screen Actors Screen Actors Guild strike.
03:45:13
He does not have cancer. Oh, what a fagot.
03:45:16
Fuck the screen actors.
03:45:17
You guys make too much money.
03:45:21
He just knows he gets paid
03:45:22
residuals for the movies, and he doesn't want to fuck that money stream.
03:45:25
Here's a better money play.
03:45:26
I respect it, but fuck yeah, this is even better.
03:45:36
I'm not sharing my screen because I don't do that.
03:45:38
And like, Freddy drew our show. But breaking news.
03:45:39
Snoop Dogg cancels all Ohio shows over fear that immigrants eat dogs.
03:45:45
He's not going to risk it.
03:45:47
This is a true story.
03:45:48
Really. I'm not interested.
03:45:50
That sounds kind of sketchy.
03:45:51
Yeah. Three weeks ago, he canceled all his Ohio.
03:45:55
I mean, think about it.
03:45:56
If they're eating dogs, he is.
03:45:58
He is the dog.
03:45:59
Now on there.
03:46:01
Where do you think so? Eat him.
03:46:04
I don't know, metal gigs.
03:46:05
New metal gigs at us. Is that real news?
03:46:09
I should share it.
03:46:12
I mean, where was he?
03:46:13
Where was he potentially performing?
03:46:15
Anywhere near, Let's see.
03:46:17
See if it's real.
03:46:20
Anywhere near,
03:46:23
yeah.
03:46:24
In Springfield, they're eating the dogs.
03:46:27
They're eating the cats. Eat the cat.
03:46:29
Eat the cat.
03:46:30
They're eating the dogs.
03:46:32
They're eating the cats. Eat the cat.
03:46:34
Eat, eat the cat.
03:46:35
They're eating the cat.
03:46:36
They're eating.
03:46:37
I will share my share with somebody.
03:46:39
Eat. Share my screen in the British court.
03:46:42
I will share my show on the screen.
03:46:44
Grab him by the send. It was a nation.
03:46:46
Somewhere out in Springfield.
03:46:47
Women doing cartwheels. Have you seen Garfield?
03:46:51
Have you seen snowball?
03:46:52
It's about to snowball. I'm about to go off.
03:46:55
I can't let this go on. Miss me like an air ball.
03:46:57
Tell me when my cat is coughing up like a hairball in the cat, I gotta tell.
03:47:02
Yeah, he said it from, from.
03:47:04
For now it seems Snoop is sticking to his guns.
03:47:06
I got 49 other states to tour, and they ain't trying to put me on a plate.
03:47:09
So Ohio's just going to have to miss out on the O double G.
03:47:13
No hard feelings.
03:47:14
Oh, no. He's got to do what a dog's got to do.
03:47:17
You know what?
03:47:17
I feel like a joke. Is that a joke?
03:47:20
Is it what the dog doing?
03:47:22
Or is he, like, seriously?
03:47:23
Like, I don't fuck with that shit
03:47:27
fake.
03:47:27
Is he afraid of the heat? The migrants?
03:47:31
He's afraid.
03:47:31
Hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate.
03:47:34
Exactly.
03:47:35
He hates the migrants.
03:47:38
What a racist.
03:47:39
I certainly hope it's a joke.
03:47:40
Canceling me would be impossible.
03:47:44
Wait.
03:47:44
That's beforehand,
03:47:46
I don't know, is this real?
03:47:49
It says funny news, so I don't think it's real.
03:47:51
I think it's just because he's a dog.
03:47:52
I hope he actually said it though, instead of somebody else. Because I like.
03:47:55
I hope he said it as a joke.
03:47:56
And they kind of picked that up and kind of ran with a joke.
03:47:59
Yeah, it's definitely a joke. I just hope he.
03:48:01
I hope Snoop did it instead of
03:48:02
just somebody making up the story, because it'd be hilarious, right? He did it.
03:48:07
Well, yeah.
03:48:09
Fuck. Fuck bail.
03:48:11
This is the last kind of thing I had
03:48:12
which didn't have anything to do with the show.
03:48:14
But I did have, on a scale from 1 to 10, my friend.
03:48:17
Y'all fuck a reoccurring theme.
03:48:20
And, Well, let me joke.
03:48:22
I could clean up, I guess. Right?
03:48:25
Oh, sorry you weren't ready.
03:48:26
Newtonian determinism says that the universe is a clock
03:48:29
and gigantic clock that's wound up at the beginning of time,
03:48:32
and it's been ticking ever since, according to this laws of motion.
03:48:36
So what you're going to eat ten years from now on?
03:48:40
January 1st has already been fixed.
03:48:42
It's already known using Newton's laws of motion.
03:48:46
Einstein believed in that Einstein was a determinist.
03:48:49
Does that mean that a murderer is a horrible mass murderer?
03:48:53
Is it really guilty of his works because it was already preordained
03:48:57
billions of years ago?
03:48:59
And Einstein said, well, yeah, in some sense that's true.
03:49:02
Even mass murderers were predetermined.
03:49:05
But he said they should still be placed in jail.
03:49:09
Heisenberg then comes along.
03:49:10
You know what I mean?
03:49:11
Sure. And says nonsense.
03:49:14
There's uncertainty.
03:49:16
You don't know where the electron is.
03:49:18
It could be here, here, or many places simultaneously.
03:49:21
Oh, yes.
03:49:22
Einstein hated because he said God doesn't play dice with the universe.
03:49:27
Hey, get used to it.
03:49:29
Einstein was wrong.
03:49:31
God does play dice.
03:49:33
Every time we look at an electron.
03:49:34
It moves. There is uncertainty with it.
03:49:36
Oh. The electron.
03:49:38
So what does that mean for free will?
03:49:40
It means in some sense, we do have some kind of free will.
03:49:43
No one can determine your future events, given your past history.
03:49:49
Gentlemen, there's always the wild.
03:49:51
There's always the possibility of uncertainty in whatever we do.
03:49:55
So when I look at myself in the mirror,
03:49:58
I say to myself, what I'm looking at is not really me.
03:50:01
It looks like me, but it's not really me at all.
03:50:05
It's not me today.
03:50:06
Now it's my mind telling me no.
03:50:09
Because it takes a billionth of a second of light
03:50:10
to go from me to the mirror and back.
03:50:15
Hey, that has to do with our this video too.
03:50:21
My buddy,
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my buddies to me years.
03:50:26
Okay, so you just terrible thing. Yes.
03:50:29
And some of the things you have to do this month, stuff
03:50:33
you feel terrible coming from the weight of your body
03:50:38
to confronting the death of her, you know, but
03:50:44
I've left never showing up every day.
03:50:48
So suffer through suffering
03:50:51
that you've never contracted from your.
03:50:56
Because here's the thing to for all cry
03:50:59
never laughed at all these words.
03:51:04
I a pit of mine.
03:51:07
You spoke of women's ways to drive you down.
03:51:12
To use you before you even know
03:51:17
what love is. Love on you part.
03:51:19
You cried.
03:51:20
Don't ever let it show.
03:51:23
I wish that I knew what I know now.
03:51:28
When I was young I wish that
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I knew the Brady and Roger Brady.
03:51:35
Don't care what type of.
03:51:37
And so below.
03:51:39
Because he's so close, lady.
03:51:40
And for sure we're doing it our way.
03:51:44
We're gonna make it, make our dreams come true.
03:51:47
Brady and your show, it's Brady and Raw.
03:51:51
It's their show. No, Brady. Draw.
03:51:55
Okay, bye. As above, so below.
03:52:16
Is. Every time you say what, say you.
03:52:23
And that's not proper grammar.
03:52:24
What say you?
03:52:27
They've got a different language that is acceptable in their room.
03:52:31
This has had to happen.
03:52:33
When you happen to have full glass or flat pants.
03:52:35
You call slacks with no. Yes.
03:52:38
Pass and take charge. Yeah.
03:52:40
And let that man do the campaign with black man now.
03:52:42
Yeah, that's what I was gonna come back to.
03:52:46
But laugh with you backwards. It's okay.
03:52:48
But baseball bats. What? Tax the tax until it's red. Yeah.
03:52:50
It takes a stand. So fat chance on your back. Yeah.
03:52:53
Your best friend would brandish mayonnaise.
03:52:54
I always go with that. Yes, I you, God damn it.
03:52:57
If I think it's black bag. Oh, crap.
03:52:59
And if I say something badly.
03:53:01
Oh, come back until you let that happen.
03:53:03
If you can't stand it for what?
03:53:05
You can't understand it. Like over. Oh.
03:53:08
Oh, I wasn't Charlie Manson.
03:53:10
That's right.
03:53:10
Yeah.
03:53:11
You're right back in. It's black and like it's red from scratch.
03:53:13
And they get a candy and.
03:53:14
Yeah, that's it for practice for slap. Yes.
03:53:18
Oh man. That magic.
03:53:19
That's a yeah class way back.
03:53:21
That you mad. Yeah.
03:53:22
Let me say Eric Clapton's bad man.
03:53:24
Is that trapped in his ass crack.
03:53:26
And his jam is like that.
03:53:27
Yeah I'm done rapping. Yeah.
03:53:30
Let's.
03:53:31
Yeah yeah yeah
03:53:36
yeah yeah yeah that's right.
03:53:40
Yeah yeah.
03:53:50
I can get the Gary.
03:54:04
Flow flat rest bitch.
03:54:06
Go back last.
03:54:07
Just hashtags and happenstance with Brad and a half full glass.
03:54:11
Doing great.
03:54:12
And call, which I don't.
03:54:14
I didn't blow fast like Japan.
03:54:16
They play bass and take chance like rush Chapman's hands.
03:54:19
That land that man in the damn pan.
03:54:21
With black man. Outlandish.
03:54:23
You can't rest easy I'm a damn class.
03:54:26
But this Mortal Kombat.
03:54:27
So one last way. Ask us question.
03:54:30
Explore tax attacks.
03:54:31
Attacks, attacks, attacks.
03:54:33
Attack, attacks. Attack lately.
03:54:35
Don't catch that. So fat chance.
03:54:37
I'll think about it. Might.
03:54:38
It might seem like I might get back.
03:54:41
Yes, I got it for you.
03:54:42
Giving the planet what you think it's like.
03:54:45
Chris. Your.
03:54:46
Yeah.
03:54:47
Tell tell you my back.
03:54:48
Yeah. That's.
03:54:50
So you get cat.
03:54:50
Yeah I can understand it like that.
03:54:52
Yeah I want that that's that.
03:54:54
And then we want to join. That's.
03:54:56
And that's where that matter back okay. Like.
03:54:58
That's right.
03:54:59
Yeah. That it's what that is. Yeah.
03:55:02
This was like a minute.
03:55:03
That's like that traveling on that side back at magic I work for work.
03:55:07
Thank you man. We're back at it. Back. Yeah yeah.
03:55:10
All right.
03:55:11
Back into my right back. Flash books.
03:55:14
That's it. I'm done. Right.
03:55:15
It's a flash west bitch now.
03:55:17
Yeah, yeah, I.
03:55:24
Had a good night, flash.
03:55:26
Talk to you, buddy. Okay. Bye.
03:55:29
And love, love, love. Oh.