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All. The
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time is now 10:01 p.m..
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Do you know where you lost your virginity?
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It's always in the last place you look.
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Hi, I'm Gary, and welcome to Fladge Rants Live.
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Today the topic is 72 virgins.
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Well, the the the flange cast number is 72.
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Last week I told you about Alibaba and the 40 thieves.
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Today, Ali, Muhammad and the 72 versions.
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Actually, I've got some, housekeeping
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to keep up with before I started into my monologue.
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Correction, I said that,
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1001 Arabian Nights was the oldest story known to man.
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And, after further research, the Epic of Gilgamesh
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beat it out by a good 800 years.
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So I can do a quick and dirty epic of Gilgamesh,
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although I've done it before, but, here we go.
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17ft tall, one third man, two thirds.
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God, I don't know how the math works out on that.
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He was a terrible tyrant.
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But according to him, he was the most handsome and strongest man on the planet.
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But the, What?
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Irritated?
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No. This is a time where the gods,
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the whole pantheon of gods, walked the earth.
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And they were slightly annoyed
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that the people under King Gilgamesh
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were tired of their tyrant ruling them, and they were complaining a lot.
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So they decided to, make a beast.
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Man, that was his match and size and strength.
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Enkidu
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and Enkidu and Gilgamesh fought for days without sleep.
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And, they ended up in a draw and becoming fast friends.
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Best friends and
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Gilgamesh took Enkidu in and shaved him up.
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Dressed him up like a human, like people.
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And so he wasn't an animal anymore.
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And they were best friends and they did all sorts of stuff together,
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including pissing off the gods, which were just annoyed by him at first.
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Let's see, he rejected,
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marriage proposal by, goddess
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he, he and Enkidu.
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Went to,
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steal the precious birch stand
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that the gods had specially slotted for them or their use.
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And he killed the Sky bull.
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Taurus.
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And so this pissed him off.
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So they killed his best friend Enkidu.
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And he was starting to worry about his own mortality.
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So he went to see his own father, who he found out
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several like a thousand years later, that,
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Or the man we now call Noah.
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And he was granted immortality.
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And so he traveled to the ends of the earth
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a long journey.
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And it's it's a long and drawn out.
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And there's a bunch of stuff involved in this.
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And, what he was seeking was immortality.
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He got to his father, Noah.
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And there's where the math.
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The one third, two thirds mass doesn't work out.
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If he had one father and one mother, that's half and half.
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Regardless,
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as Noah.
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How do I gain immortality?
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And his father tells him it was a special one time only.
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You can't. You can't do it.
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And so, but,
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he was given a couple of options
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for, you know, what he could try.
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One was, now he was exhausted.
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Keep in mind, he was exhausted from the journey, and he was told
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all he has to do is stay up for three more days.
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And so he immediately fell asleep and slept for seven straight days.
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The way you could tell that was,
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Noah's wife brought him a loaf of bread every day,
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and they could see seven loaves of bread, ranging
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from moldy to stale to fresh.
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And so that was screwed.
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And so. Last chance.
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Yeah.
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Swim to the bottom of the ocean and get this plant.
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And if you take it home
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and make a tincture out of it, then, then you can live forever.
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And so he brought it up from the bottom of the sea.
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And while he was resting on the seashore, an alligator ate it.
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And then he lost that chance, too.
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So frustrated, he goes home and dies.
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And since he was the author of the story, this is another one of those cases
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where I have a problem with the author of the story dying.
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How do you tell that story?
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Epic of Gilgamesh.
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So the housekeeping
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tidbit was,
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I was wrong about the Alibaba in the 40s.
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He's being the oldest story known to man.
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In fact, it was, the Epic of Gilgamesh.
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But this predates the Epic of Gilgamesh by a long shot.
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And that is a sculpture of a man.
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And if you can see that he is holding his penis
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and there's a couple of animals around that tells a pretty good story.
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It's like, did he get his, genitals mauled?
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Well, that is, I want to say, 30,000 years old.
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And according to the article, it is
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11,000 years old.
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So I think didn't get that right either.
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So another housekeeping.
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And, my last bit of housekeeping is.
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Over.
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We understate this and sometimes skip it altogether,
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but it is important to like, subscribe and comment.
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So please like, subscribe and comment.
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Let's do this.
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Versions.
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This is we're going to have a lip smacking good time.
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I can see that right now. No lip smacking.
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Nice.
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A little more background here.
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I've been, I've been looking at the common thread.
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That's what strings is all about.
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The the ties together.
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So I was wrong, I apologize.
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And one of those common threads is.
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How is it that all these religions of peace
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have been having holy wars for centuries?
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It's getting it's getting old.
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But all of these
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religions, profess, you know, that.
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Well, amongst other things, peace.
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And they covet virginity.
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They all do.
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And, we do today and more
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so in the past, I remember reading a story
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than the back in the feudal days when feudal lords ruled,
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the king would show up on,
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a row and every, every single wedding.
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And he would get the first crack at the bride.
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That's
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that's something else.
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Now, I want to make sure I do this in the right order.
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I've got the kid lined up today, and I had a very important question for the kid.
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And this is the monologue that I'm going to go head to head with him.
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I have asked him to prepare a monologue that he will deliver
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on my birthday in this chair this week.
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So he's got, low IQ, I guess you could say a low IQ.
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I guess you could say no, no, no, he doesn't.
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But, I told him any topic he wants,
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and, I'm going to take it home
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on a head to head with virginity.
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Wow. Let's get into the 72 virgins thing.
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Now, if a muslim man,
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pulls off a suicide bombing and kills infidels.
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Now, now, let's keep in mind I identify as an infidel.
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Then he's promised
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72 virgins when he gets to heaven.
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Now, first of all, I would like to clarify
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is that a haram of 72 female virgins?
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Because that's important, that it's like a satellite, but.
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And when you do a suicide bombing, now she that's an even more beautiful sight
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than 72 virgins waiting in heaven for a suicide bomber.
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Here I am, we're playing Magic the Gathering.
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What did you. Yeah. Osama.
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So if you're promised something, I'm going to play this.
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Really? After you die. Guitar out.
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And you don't have the wits about you to know that you're being duped.
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Maybe you had severe head trauma, or you've got issues with your critical
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thinking skills, but, put aside
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the issues that I have with the afterlife.
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How about that?
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There's no way anybody living could possibly know
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what happens after you die.
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I would that I would just that.
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So you're promised something after you die and there's no way to go back.
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No. Takes you back. Is.
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And so you people could promise you absolutely anything.
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It's absurd that,
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never mind that.
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There's no cogent way to say it.
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It's it's absolutely incoherent. Yeah. Okay.
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So, suicide bomber, you blow your body up, and I assume that includes your penis.
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In order for
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a harem of 72 female virgins to come in
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handy, you kind of have to have a penis, I would imagine.
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I mean, okay, okay, so.
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So maybe you're given a new body.
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I would make the argument that that's not you.
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But regardless.
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There are things that you
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should not fall for.
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People are so friggin gullible, and I'm one of them.
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I believe way too much stuff that I should not believe.
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Another thing about,
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virgins is first,
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like, a year ago this this Saturday,
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we popped the kids cherry.
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Flash flashcards.
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We we had, the kid on
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Flash pass number 20.
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He didn't know.
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We didn't know that he was going to become the star of the show.
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I've got my, finger on the pulse, as they say.
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But watch out.
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This this Saturday, he puts in his bid to replace me.
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So look at this one.
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I mean, I mean, it was.
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I've got a few other things.
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Let's get let's get to it.
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The Counting Crows song, Mr.
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Jones, I know, I know, where am I going?
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My Mr.
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Jones with Sean Taylor.
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We did a lot of first together.
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We smoked our first doobie together.
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We, you know, bought our first cars together.
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We worked our first jobs together.
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We we did a lot of those first.
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Those fun firsts just be real.
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Let's do these guys just.
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And we're not obliterated and thrown together for the first time.
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I mean, we did a lot of fun firsts.
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And,
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and that was, that's that's my Mr.
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Jones.
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The other,
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great firsts.
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One small
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step for man, one giant leap for mankind.
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Neil Armstrong.
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So let's, let's do a couple of Mount Rushmore.
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Brady.
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Mount Rushmore.
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I'm trying.
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You can't not put them on the Mount Rushmore
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just because of how influential they are.
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The one thing of Mount Rushmore is they are not ranked one through four.
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It is just, oh, there's a four.
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A clear and obvious Mount Rushmore of virgins.
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You want me to put, Mother Mary on there?
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Here's the problem.
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I have.
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Adult male
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Joseph,
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did you lock up your 14 year old girlfriend?
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No. It was immaculate conception.
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So, anyway, she's not included.
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I'm going.
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Joan of Arc, Nikola Tesla, Elizabeth First, and Isaac Newton.
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They all died. Virgins.
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But what I really wanted to do was a mount Rushmore of firsts.
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And that's where I was going with Neil Armstrong,
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but without the Wright brothers.
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So Neil Armstrong, 1969.
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Wright brothers, 1903.
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And I'm
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going to stick with the same Ferdinand Magellan,
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1522 circumnavigated globe.
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Edmund Hillary, Tenzing Norgay, 1953.
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They summited Mount Everest, stayed up there for about 15 minutes
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and headed back down.
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Why are you getting all the clip?
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Brady?
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What is happening?
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Pinky, tell us the story.
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He's got a story she wants to share with you.
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Really?
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Pinky dinky two never, ever
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lost the way she pulls out of the blue
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pinky dinky do.
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Her little brother Tyler admits to getting to take it
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and he's always complaining.
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Yes, sir, they are very. I.
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Think he did in the.
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I mean, that's not bad.
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I'll be right back.
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I have to go find a new burger.
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I've heard some some rumors that I have a mullet.
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It's not a mullet.
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I promise I do not have it for some people.
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Or I don't want a mullet.
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Yeah, I'm not one of them.
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But I do have some speculations which I find more
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entertaining on the price itself.
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Let's have a look.
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We can't speculate about who will win a Nobel Prize.
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I think she, I touch a bone on her face.
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Operates the Nobel Prize is awarded by the Nobel Foundation.
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That's a private Swedish institution.
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Establish it in 1900.
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It's tasked with fulfilling the will of Alfred Nobel,
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who felt barred after having invented dynamite.
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According to Nobel's own words, the prizes should go to those who, during
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the preceding year shall have conferred the greatest benefit to humankind.
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The prize can be awarded to utmost a three recipients,
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and they all have to be alive.
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So, you know, be careful with a black hole gum.
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If the Nobel Prize in physics was really about benefiting humankind,
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I think it should go to Elon Musk for making reusable rockets a reality.
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It would be in good tradition because once upon a time,
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the physics Nobel Prizes were awarded for inventions.
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Are people actually used?
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Like in 1912, while the prize.
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What's, what's,
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what's the connection to this video to she.
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She's probably a virgin.
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That's not very nice.
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Oh, no.
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I just like, I just like a videos.
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I also shared one with a new shirt.
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It's like a spacey galaxy.
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You looking through them in order?
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I send them videos.
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Has to do with what she's talking about.
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I send them randomly. She did?
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Oh. All right, well, then let's go somewhere else with this.
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Okay.
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Oh, that's the the microwave background
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radiation.
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Thing it thinking back on it, it seems pretty dull.
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Pretty lackluster.
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Here's another one that would make.
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Oh, Garfunkel, mom and dad and God say I should go to church
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and Bible school to live by God's rule.
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So whatever people tell me that the Bible tells me,
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I will do another video very soon.
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Yeah, school with my purity ring.
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I like those other girls. I got my morals. Marcia.
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It was easy to do.
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So I got a boyfriend and pardon my French, but he's cute as heck.
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But I made a pact to keep my hymen intact and Jesus and I are tight.
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I never learned about the birds and bees.
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I was taught to keep an accordion between my knees.
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As the Bible says, premarital sex is wrong.
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But Jason says that guys can't wait that long.
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They don't want to lose him to someone who'll do him.
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I need to figure something out.
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Well, there's a loophole in the scripture that works really
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well so I can get him off without going to hell.
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Wait, what?
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Mary, full of grace.
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In Jesus's name, we go to fifth base.
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I say, what?
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Oh, thank you.
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You know what you say.
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What? What? I was getting good waiters.
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You didn't understand what they were getting it to.
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I think the song.
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Oh, but stuff three and I don't know, man.
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Totally. And would be for a home run. I'm not.
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I don't know nothing about it. All the.
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And thank you for giving me clothes to choose from in Cincinnati.
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God was hard I don't what say what I'm in the back door there.
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Fuck me in the ass because I love Jesus.
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The good Lord would want it that way.
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Give you that sweet tonight vintage musician.
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It's just between you and me, I think you can.
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I think it's perfectly safe to finish in there.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, I did.
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I would never there's about,
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two and a half more minutes to this song, you know,
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it's. Now I'm praying to the power.
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It's the highest.
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But of all of my books, this one's the driest.
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But we can't procreate if we ain't only copulating.
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God's okay with sodomy, but only if you're straight.
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And I'm staying here no matter what.
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So I'm okay with everything but everything but
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everything but whoa, fuck me in the ass.
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Cause I love Jesus.
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The Lord would want it that way.
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And I finish up an irrational rationalization.
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It's just between you and me.
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Are there any kids involved?
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They. God can't see.
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Yeah, my chastity belt has locks, but sometimes you need to think
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outside the box.
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Brady knows that.
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Speaking of that, let me ask you a question.
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Here's a question is a serious question.
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Okay, ladies, if you didn't have a vagina,
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like, say it was a terrible train accident, right?
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And the doctor was like, we have to remove your pussy right away.
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Well, are you going to die?
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How would you keep your man past?
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You get a two month guilty.
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I can't leave the bench right away
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because you just lost a pussy in a train accident.
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You can't just walk right out on him.
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How would you keep your man past that
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if you didn't have vagina?
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Anyone?
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Anyone at all here?
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Anyone have?
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Maybe. How
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a woman would satisfy,
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he he's about to turn it around and say you just called yourself a clown.
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I don't know, man.
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Nothing even talking at all.
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Suck a day.
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Okay, mouth.
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You asshole.
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Okay, great.
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You see what I'm saying? Now?
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I'm a pussy being the whole show, right?
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But I give women an opportunity to say I'm going to make myself worth.
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But you just classify yourself as a series of holes.
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But but, you know,
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Yeah, he's, you know, he's guilt free.
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A bunch of holes to yourself.
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You should do a show on holes.
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Yeah.
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Once they learn how to play X-Box and learn how to play a hand,
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tell man another bitch that got a pussy to come on in.
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All good answers.
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They're way better know whatever.
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Okay, so, what do you guys think
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about, your chances of showing up at my birthday party?
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Secondly, happy birthday to me.
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Certainly.
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My birthday.
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Oh, God. Fourth. No.
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Or my birthday.
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The kids come in here,
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and he's going to record a monologue that I have challenged him to prepare.
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And, I mean, it's like.
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Oh, sweet.
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Oh, Tommy. Bourbon. My preparation.
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Where do you come?
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That's that's all I wrote.
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No. Yes, yes.
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And, I'm looking forward to.
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I think you're going to knock it out of the park.
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Last time, I challenged him to, debate me
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and and, body mind dualism.
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And he won that debate.
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I mean, he was dead wrong, but still won the debate.
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But let me handle my own honor.
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You can be dead wrong and still win a mind body dualism debate.
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Now, apparently.
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Also, that was a good clip,
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but, man, he's you're going to have a drop today from the kid.
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That is so good.
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It's priceless.
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That's just a teaser.
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Looking ahead to the kids segment, which is,
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yeah, which is coming up.
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All right.
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Well, surprised about that.
00:24:09
Let's not blow. No, no, no, I don't want to.
00:24:12
I don't want to.
00:24:12
You guys are not ready for it yet.
00:24:16
As above.
00:24:16
So below.
00:24:18
I like that he says
00:24:20
my catchphrase.
00:24:22
I mean, yeah, I'm grooming him to to replace me.
00:24:25
Yeah. It's great, I get him.
00:24:27
Careful with that terminology.
00:24:29
Yeah, I'm not.
00:24:30
Oh, really?
00:24:32
Yeah.
00:24:34
I'm not interested.
00:24:35
That sounds kind of sketchy.
00:24:38
Yeah, it does kind of be real.
00:24:40
Let's just be real.
00:24:41
These guys are virgins, and we are not.
00:24:44
Be honest.
00:24:46
I think you'll fit in the,
00:24:47
the, Yeah, that's pretty much it.
00:24:52
Why are you gay?
00:24:55
Because, I'm wearing a suede shirt today, so I'm kind of.
00:24:59
What are you.
00:24:59
Why are you the lab coding?
00:25:01
Oh, because I'm wearing a suede shirt today.
00:25:03
I'm sorry, I thought I just said that,
00:25:07
that has
00:25:08
no bearing on wearing a lab coat or not wearing a lab coat.
00:25:11
I didn't know that.
00:25:11
That this is virgin lamb suede.
00:25:17
And so I don't know how that helps me, but.
00:25:20
So it supersedes the lab coat.
00:25:23
How do you know it's virgin suede?
00:25:25
Yeah, it's virgin suede.
00:25:26
What makes it virgin?
00:25:27
I have no idea if it from it, but, I sure, and I've never been.
00:25:33
That shirt has never fucked anything before, right?
00:25:35
Right.
00:25:36
Yeah. Like, how do I benefit from that?
00:25:39
But I don't even know. Come on. It.
00:25:41
But, you know, cum stains on that shirt, like, did
00:25:45
a wealthy person, sneak into my closet and put their wardrobe in their clothes?
00:25:50
I, I don't have a suede shirt.
00:25:52
My wife asked me, where do I get.
00:25:54
I said it was in here.
00:25:55
She said, oh, I'm out of the closet. Yeah.
00:25:57
And it's true.
00:25:59
Yeah, it's out of the closet.
00:26:00
Why are you gay?
00:26:03
That that's a there's the hint for the teaser for the
00:26:07
the kid clip that we're going to definitely drop.
00:26:11
Oh my goodness, it's so good.
00:26:14
But guys, can I get you to come to my birthday party?
00:26:18
This is like an annual tradition.
00:26:20
And let's see, draws ghosted every single one of them.
00:26:24
Brady actually attended last year.
00:26:29
So I know it's a long drive.
00:26:31
I that's why I was there.
00:26:33
That's just my attendance is dwindling.
00:26:36
I just don't have the dry ones. Had
00:26:39
I don't give a crap about that.
00:26:41
We're getting like 4000 views.
00:26:44
Oh, you're not understanding that I couldn't care.
00:26:46
I just I should have 4000 views here.
00:26:49
It's 4000 people here.
00:26:51
I should have a packed house.
00:26:53
No. Know what I.
00:26:55
I'd be surprised if I have a dozen people show up for my 51st birthday party.
00:26:59
That's a lot of.
00:27:00
Not because that could be me. You.
00:27:02
You know, Brady, any of us man up there, man, could be any of us.
00:27:06
Are you gay?
00:27:08
So you're.
00:27:09
It's a model they're going to attend? Yeah.
00:27:12
It was over about 13 minutes ago when I said roll the clip.
00:27:17
Brady.
00:27:19
Wait, you said roll the clip. Britt.
00:27:20
Yeah, yeah. Over that. Where's the clip?
00:27:24
Yeah.
00:27:24
I don't know if, the clips get tonight there.
00:27:27
I don't see anything else but the side of my awesome pinball machine.
00:27:31
I can see past all the other gay stuff.
00:27:35
Can I ask you a question?
00:27:36
In all honesty, that was the question.
00:27:38
So, yes.
00:27:41
My my virginity is growing back.
00:27:44
Why are you gay? Oh.
00:27:49
I like that accent. No.
00:27:52
Did you answer the question, though?
00:27:54
There was a question that was asked there. Not.
00:27:56
Yeah, no. Brady said he had a question for me.
00:27:58
He doesn't have a Jamaican accent.
00:28:01
But why wouldn't you have me?
00:28:02
Jamaican accent?
00:28:03
The man killed me back in.
00:28:05
You want me Jamaican accent?
00:28:07
That's fine. Fine.
00:28:08
Why are you gay?
00:28:10
I don't understand, like, why are you sticking your meat stick
00:28:14
in other butthole?
00:28:16
It was almost like a different accent.
00:28:18
They're Italian.
00:28:19
Oh, hold on, I need to practice more.
00:28:22
I'm gonna, you know, put the dogs back inside.
00:28:25
I will ask about it. Was.
00:28:28
Okay. Bye.
00:28:29
Little guy.
00:28:30
What the dog doing?
00:28:31
What the dog doing, what the dog doing?
00:28:33
So I'm not scared of the Gary in any way.
00:28:39
Well, do what the.
00:28:40
What is the dog doing? Doing?
00:28:43
Here's my fucking.
00:28:44
We know what the dog doing.
00:28:46
I know the dog's doing this.
00:28:48
This. Well, we can follow.
00:28:50
Yeah. Go ahead.
00:28:51
Brought to you by Wingstop.
00:28:53
Brought to you by whatever the dog's doing.
00:28:55
I'm like, oh I can't wait.
00:28:59
No oh I can't wait.
00:29:01
I thought you might get a little excessive.
00:29:05
I don't like fucking starving.
00:29:08
Wait, what did you eat today? I ain't got.
00:29:14
Nothing like that.
00:29:16
I God, that
00:29:19
I can't to I oh my god,
00:29:25
oh my God.
00:29:27
My doctor might feel excessive.
00:29:31
That's nice Brie
00:29:33
makes me wonder what they put in that shit,
00:29:38
Yeah.
00:29:39
So there was this one bitch.
00:29:40
I forget who she was, but she was some higher up.
00:29:42
In this previous business. I came in and she was.
00:29:45
She came in and was pissed that there was no Diet Coke.
00:29:47
We had we having made Pepsi products and she literally, like, was freaking out.
00:29:52
And she said that she, like, she demanded it.
00:29:55
She was like somewhat nice,
00:29:57
but she was basically saying like that it was going to be a problem because she,
00:30:00
I don't know, she's like different if she doesn't have a Diet Coke.
00:30:03
I just wonder
00:30:05
all of these addictive substances that they try to keep out of our hands.
00:30:09
Speaking of which,
00:30:11
I hit it.
00:30:11
But we're not even all here.
00:30:13
All these addictive substances that they try to keep out of our hands,
00:30:16
you never hear.
00:30:17
Is Coke okay?
00:30:21
Yeah.
00:30:22
Occasionally. Nah, people, it's always this Pepsi.
00:30:24
Oh, you mean like in general?
00:30:26
Oh, no. Sorry. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
00:30:28
Nobody asked.
00:30:29
I think it's just the right.
00:30:30
Like nobody asked for a Pepsi.
00:30:32
And they only have Coke and somebody says it's Coke, okay.
00:30:34
It's always the other way around.
00:30:36
It's Pepsi. Okay, I don't know.
00:30:38
I know I'm having a problem these days with ordering a, Pepsi.
00:30:41
Lemon lime. You're missing carbonated beverage.
00:30:43
You're missing an opportunity or slogan should literally be Is Pepsi okay?
00:30:49
Right.
00:30:50
I'm getting annoyed with this.
00:30:51
All because some some establishments still have Sierra mist
00:30:55
and they have starry and they have sprite, and it's like,
00:30:57
what do you want to drink it?
00:30:58
It's like Starry Sierra mist spray.
00:31:00
Whichever the three you have, give me a lemon lime soda.
00:31:03
Do you know what?
00:31:03
I keep changing the name of their because they keep lying.
00:31:05
They say that there's no,
00:31:08
artificial sweetener in there, but there is.
00:31:13
What, you mean
00:31:14
I don't remember if it's sorbitol or aspartame
00:31:17
or sucralose, but there's some shit in there.
00:31:20
Trace amounts of it, and they say that it's, all natural.
00:31:24
Of course, in my opinion, that that classic no lip smacking.
00:31:28
I think that's why they do that.
00:31:30
Yeah.
00:31:32
All right.
00:31:34
Back in uniform,
00:31:36
I feel like we have a epidemic on the show.
00:31:39
Do we? Oh, yeah.
00:31:41
Lips? No. Lip smacking.
00:31:43
Oh, no.
00:31:44
No, not that I wanted to dive into that, like, immediately, but I feel like
00:31:50
you would not believe how many of the show
00:31:52
starts within the first 10s.
00:31:55
Just a loud lip smack.
00:31:57
The one that starts my little supercut video
00:32:01
literally is is it's 10:00.
00:32:04
Do you know where you
00:32:06
you know, it's like, what the fuck?
00:32:08
Like, that's a fuck's wrong with you.
00:32:10
It's my drink cleaner mouth, clean mouth.
00:32:13
Like, God, I don't even know how you make that noise.
00:32:15
How do you.
00:32:15
I don't once ever make, like, a like.
00:32:18
I have to try to do it like I have to gather.
00:32:20
There's a gather to it. It's it.
00:32:22
I wish I had more time.
00:32:26
Oh, trust me, you can make quite the clips here.
00:32:29
So, yeah, it was a total eclipse of the fart.
00:32:33
He never smacks his lips,
00:32:36
never smacks his lips. Once
00:32:39
Gary would say it's a lip smacking good time.
00:32:42
Do you have a cute.
00:32:44
Oh, you have a cute two.
00:32:45
Are we diving in? It's a minute and a half.
00:32:47
I don't know, it takes a hot one.
00:32:49
Maybe they just tease.
00:32:49
We'll tease it and we'll play the first one about that.
00:32:52
Okay. Roll the clip. Brady.
00:32:55
You know quit.
00:32:56
Breathe
00:32:58
the conclusions you are reaching.
00:33:24
It's really not over.
00:33:25
It goes on for another fact. Yeah. That was 26.
00:33:28
So that's all I wanted.
00:33:29
As above. So below.
00:33:32
That was 26.
00:33:33
In just the monologue of that.
00:33:36
And I believe that was episode because I start with 64.
00:33:38
So I should have an episode 6324 in the monologue.
00:33:43
Nice.
00:33:44
That's like two per minute.
00:33:46
That's quality.
00:33:47
That's getting value,
00:33:49
that's ridiculous.
00:33:51
That's delivering.
00:33:53
Well, the one again I have over I the last I counted
00:33:57
it was over 100 and that and I hadn't finished.
00:34:00
And I maybe got like 20 more.
00:34:02
So there's got to be at least four times the amount of lip smacks.
00:34:05
But this is multiple episodes.
00:34:07
This is over the course of eight, eight episodes, but let's see here.
00:34:11
Now we're going to dive into something else really quick because the fuck not.
00:34:20
Dear flag,
00:34:22
ask flag, ask dearie.
00:34:27
I'm a 19 year old male and suffer from a predicament.
00:34:30
Let's just say my package has been delivered undersized.
00:34:33
It is depressing and it has held me back from going after girls.
00:34:37
I declined dates because I feel so self-conscious.
00:34:40
My name is Brady and I do a podcast.
00:34:43
I'm just hahahahahahaha like this is not smoking hot.
00:34:46
I feel familiar, you can see it, I swear I put a pseudonym.
00:34:51
I was like, wait a minute. No, there.
00:34:53
Now people are starting to ask me why I haven't had a girlfriend yet.
00:34:56
The truth is,
00:34:57
I'm terrified about the reaction I'll get if I ever end up in the bedroom.
00:35:01
I'm still a virgin because of this large yet small dilemma.
00:35:05
Do you have any advice? Oh, I almost lip smack there.
00:35:08
Do you have any advice on what I should?
00:35:10
Because I'm just salivating thinking about this dude's package.
00:35:13
Do you have any advice on what I should do to fix this
00:35:16
signed small problem in pants?
00:35:19
I think it's just the right length.
00:35:21
Have you considered dating minutes?
00:35:27
So it's funny you say that.
00:35:27
What do you think about that?
00:35:29
People that do that, I think they have regular sized penis.
00:35:31
And do you think that's just them finding a legal way to be a pedophile?
00:35:36
They wouldn't help.
00:35:36
Oh, that's not a legal way to be a pedophile. 000.
00:35:40
Midget lovers. Yeah.
00:35:42
Yeah, I, I think I chose children dolls so that the predators
00:35:46
have something to play with.
00:35:51
I remember that episode, that.
00:35:54
No, that really is unfortunate.
00:35:56
They shouldn't really make those.
00:35:58
Somebody just suggested it, and we made it.
00:36:00
It's funny. It's a common thread.
00:36:02
It ties right into the first
00:36:05
the kid clip, and, well, it ties right into also what
00:36:09
I'm going into next, which isn't the first The Kid clip, but it's from last week.
00:36:12
All right.
00:36:13
Minute or no from a couple weeks ago in this program.
00:36:15
You've seen this program from my Flagler Beach house.
00:36:17
Well, you know what you've walked into here.
00:36:20
Yeah. You're still trying to figure this out.
00:36:22
So I'm going to tell you both what's going on here I'm Chris Hansen. My
00:36:26
main thing is the, interrogation episode shortly.
00:36:29
Yeah. That's airs at the same time.
00:36:31
As for is worried about his reputation.
00:36:34
It was asked for because he didn't do anything wrong.
00:36:37
The situation will help me.
00:36:39
If it's on the TV and not do any in my life even.
00:36:43
And then do I answer it?
00:36:45
One what if you had got it over here and she had wanted to have had sex with you?
00:36:49
I would not accept because many girls
00:36:52
tried to have sex with me, I did not, I swear I am risen.
00:36:56
I swear to God my goal was to know her because she was nice with me.
00:37:02
Your goal was to have her do the things that you typed in there.
00:37:07
That's amazing.
00:37:08
Yeah, maybe that's true after I know her, but that's what no.
00:37:13
Yeah.
00:37:14
So the problem with those people is their, their religion is so strong that
00:37:18
whoa whoa whoa.
00:37:19
Not not those people.
00:37:20
No. They'll get kicked. They'll get booted.
00:37:22
So even if they have had sex pre religion got it pre pre marriage or whatever.
00:37:27
Yeah they get I get.
00:37:30
That's why he's so adamant that he's a virgin.
00:37:32
Pretty sure because to avoid a jihad let's just be real.
00:37:37
Let's just be real.
00:37:38
These guys are virgins and.
00:37:41
But yeah that was a, That was a perfect Segway.
00:37:44
Yeah. Hey, there was so many series that we couldn't.
00:37:46
So we got to go right back into.
00:37:48
Are there any kids involved?
00:37:50
Penis. Small penis. Segment two. Right.
00:37:53
Once there's children involved because.
00:37:55
Well, because I think I have a problem.
00:37:56
Deep down, I know my are smarter than most guys.
00:37:58
I almost never let it out when I'm with you, you know, like,
00:38:01
I think it's just right. Like last night, I let it out.
00:38:05
I think it's just the right way.
00:38:07
That's how we get by one man at a time.
00:38:12
Gradually we get some, you pick up some. I.
00:38:19
I know it's a I
00:38:23
know.
00:38:24
Hi dog. I'm Gary.
00:38:26
Yeah.
00:38:26
My wiener is even smaller than yours.
00:38:30
For years I tried to hide.
00:38:32
Fraid to let it out.
00:38:35
I think it's just the right way. Came here.
00:38:37
And it's been life changing.
00:38:39
When you let it out.
00:38:40
What was the reaction of the other man?
00:38:44
Well, a lot of them did stare and whisper to each other.
00:38:47
A couple laughed. I felt so humiliated.
00:38:49
I wanted the ground to swallow.
00:38:50
The other tried to cover it with my hands and get dressed as fast as I could.
00:38:54
Then.
00:38:54
Then one of them came over and said, hey, you're not alone.
00:38:57
You showed me yes and said, look, it's smaller than yours.
00:39:00
I'm quiet breathing.
00:39:01
Pretty soon it seemed half the room was showing me the small readers.
00:39:04
They all said the same thing. We're not alone.
00:39:07
One day at a time.
00:39:10
That's how we get by one bed at a time.
00:39:14
Gradually we get some.
00:39:17
Thanks for you, no matter how small.
00:39:20
We're all in this together with support.
00:39:23
Will overcome this on the go.
00:39:27
Thanks.
00:39:28
Every winter is a wonderful creation.
00:39:32
Better.
00:39:33
That's nice. We were made for greatness.
00:39:36
That's great.
00:39:37
But it's never enough. Let's. Yeah.
00:39:39
Big and small last night.
00:39:42
I think it's just the right light is different than before.
00:39:45
I looked at myself.
00:39:45
Instead of focusing on others, I realized that it's.
00:39:48
It's a part of me. It's what's in my pants.
00:39:50
It's not the most important part, but it's mine.
00:39:52
I'm done hiding.
00:39:53
I'm done. Beat the shit.
00:39:55
I'm not alone.
00:39:57
One day at a time.
00:40:00
That's how we get by.
00:40:02
This is your little wiener.
00:40:03
Secretly glad you leave. We got down.
00:40:08
No matter how
00:40:09
busy ahead of us, we keep it together.
00:40:12
Oh, this sport will overcome this
00:40:15
on the come.
00:40:18
One day at a time.
00:40:20
That's how we get by when we're together.
00:40:26
No, we Irish are easy.
00:40:29
No matter who we are.
00:40:31
We're all in this together.
00:40:33
We will overcome this song to come.
00:40:37
This kind of reminds me of when I think it's just the right time
00:40:41
in the movie theater.
00:40:42
For two hours Friday night to watch a,
00:40:46
sad music video.
00:40:50
I thought you said spat the sat in the movie.
00:40:53
There were two hours.
00:40:54
Yes, and I watched the new Joker
00:40:57
movie Friday night. The.
00:41:00
Oh, you saw opening night?
00:41:03
The like.
00:41:04
Yeah, the first day came out, and it's a goddamn musical.
00:41:09
It's a musical. Yeah.
00:41:10
They don't tell you people.
00:41:12
You get pretty annoyed by the end, right?
00:41:14
I didn't see it, but I heard, oh, my spoiler.
00:41:16
Spoiler.
00:41:17
If you saw if you're going to see the Joker, it's a musical.
00:41:20
Hey.
00:41:21
So before we get off a we wieners, you had mentioned three inches or less.
00:41:25
Is this. I think it's just the right length.
00:41:27
So it's actually 0.75in three quarters of an inch or smaller.
00:41:34
I think it's just the right length.
00:41:35
If you do have a mike.
00:41:36
Nice cock.
00:41:37
Brady, please reach out to Gary's support group, we wieners rising or we
00:41:41
we wieners raising is.
00:41:42
Wait, is that late? You are.
00:41:44
Is that what we're calling it?
00:41:45
Because the kid. Okay.
00:41:48
He got me like he he he caught me off guard.
00:41:53
And that's exactly what,
00:41:56
what shirtless Joe is complaining about me doing to the kid.
00:42:00
I'm not scared of the Gary in any way, so hold on.
00:42:02
Can I just paraphrase and summarize? You just said.
00:42:05
Yeah.
00:42:05
So shirtless Joe is worried about what you're doing with the kids.
00:42:08
We wiener.
00:42:10
Well, he still has an issue.
00:42:12
Long theme.
00:42:14
Because I read Radio silence.
00:42:17
I may have an issue, too.
00:42:18
I thought he just, like, had a problem and then moved on with his life.
00:42:21
He's like, there's an active thing.
00:42:24
Well, he's actively not watching our.
00:42:28
They're commenting or calling.
00:42:33
That. That's it.
00:42:34
That's not active, though.
00:42:35
That's not I mean, that was, that
00:42:38
how does he pull on the clips?
00:42:39
I was that was only up to a couple episodes ago
00:42:42
because he was commenting like three, I think three episodes ago.
00:42:45
So I don't think it was. It's been three.
00:42:47
What'd you do?
00:42:48
What did you do since then?
00:42:49
Because he didn't leave right away when the kid issue happened.
00:42:52
You know what extra happened after that, would you say?
00:42:56
I think he was giving me one last opportunity to stop being so cynical.
00:43:02
But you accused him of wearing a shirt.
00:43:04
Whenever
00:43:06
I did get it, I gave him a shirt, a flare.
00:43:08
It's like maybe that shirt with white on it that was in his size in pink.
00:43:13
He's like, what the fuck am I supposed to do with this?
00:43:16
I to give him the bikini bottoms
00:43:18
like virgin pink.
00:43:22
Speaking of which, if anyone wants some merch, there's a merch store somewhere.
00:43:25
Yeah,
00:43:27
the kid was able to find it.
00:43:29
Yeah, there's there's also like, flatulence,
00:43:32
like a colon number or something.
00:43:34
Like some kind of six three range.
00:43:37
Three.
00:43:38
There's some kind of professionalism here.
00:43:40
Oh. Shows about virgins or is. Isn't.
00:43:43
All right. Is anyone of our.
00:43:45
All right.
00:43:45
So I have children.
00:43:47
Yeah. So I have proof.
00:43:49
You guys don't have proof. Wait. What? Virgin.
00:43:51
Wait. You have.
00:43:52
Oh, your kids aren't virgins or ever.
00:43:54
I have proof that I'm not a virgin.
00:43:56
I'm pretty sure my kids are still.
00:43:57
Oh, you. You brought out your butt.
00:43:59
I don't know, I never, never mind, I'm sure.
00:44:01
You sure? I'm pretty.
00:44:02
I'm pretty sure your kids are virgins.
00:44:04
That's mine. Are anyway. Mine. Are you?
00:44:08
As far as I know,
00:44:09
neither one of you had children, so therefore you could I.
00:44:12
No, no, I skipped straight to grandchildren.
00:44:16
I don't think that's how that works.
00:44:18
Darn it.
00:44:20
I think you can do that.
00:44:20
So again, I ask both of you the same question.
00:44:24
Yeah, I'm still over gay.
00:44:27
Oh. Oh, what?
00:44:28
The lack of follow through kind of pisses me off.
00:44:31
Yeah. Me too.
00:44:32
Gary and I have not followed through, right?
00:44:34
I have no follow through.
00:44:35
I have some pull out. Never once finished.
00:44:39
All right.
00:44:39
If if you go to the fifth hole, you don't have to pull out.
00:44:42
Oh. Good, good, good God.
00:44:46
Oh. The Bible, that's, that's a hockey thing, right?
00:44:49
So you're saying, like, I don't know.
00:44:51
So you're asking, like I faithful.
00:44:55
Oh, yeah.
00:44:56
I'm asking if you both.
00:44:58
Neither one of you have children, right?
00:45:00
Is it possible that neither one of you have had sex yet?
00:45:03
Is it possible it is possible. Right?
00:45:06
Right. Yeah, you could say that.
00:45:07
It's weird. Oh, Gary says that it's possible.
00:45:09
When I did say that, I was asking if it was possible, so.
00:45:13
All right, all right.
00:45:14
Good enough.
00:45:15
That's good enough for me. No more questions, Your Honor.
00:45:17
Yeah. I don't have any proof.
00:45:19
Documented evidence.
00:45:21
I, you know, sounds like someone's trying to compensate for something.
00:45:24
There's nothing wrong with that. All right?
00:45:27
Nothing wrong with that at all.
00:45:30
In fact,
00:45:31
I think there's people that celebrate that even
00:45:34
what we don't know is another human being is.
00:45:38
I don't like people, Gary.
00:45:39
You know, like he touchy.
00:45:41
You know that, right?
00:45:44
Joey, what are your pronouns?
00:45:52
Oh, my God, this is horrible.
00:45:54
Yeah. Why are we, like, here?
00:45:55
Hey, I ain't never had sex before.
00:45:58
I got a bad. I can believe that.
00:46:00
Yeah, I know this is very believable hip hop music.
00:46:03
I hope they got some credit.
00:46:05
I got a bad bitch in the pants, for sure.
00:46:08
It's the MC version of shock.
00:46:10
So what do you think? Because it's me.
00:46:14
I don't know if you think it makes us.
00:46:17
Yeah, they know what's in their pants and they know the world belongs to them.
00:46:22
What is your thing?
00:46:24
But I got no chance.
00:46:25
And I'll be getting horny.
00:46:26
Might have to suck.
00:46:27
What ends up sex is. Oh, shit.
00:46:30
Whoa!
00:46:31
I'm in the back jerking off.
00:46:32
That is it. That doesn't count.
00:46:35
Like it was a no. It's. It's a fan.
00:46:37
I can't even tell. I'm.
00:46:40
But, you know, I don't know that
00:46:44
I have take off the shorts to a party, maybe close the door.
00:46:48
Yeah, he did it pretty hard.
00:46:50
Come on, man, oh fuck that.
00:46:52
Then I can get back.
00:46:55
Hey, that actually works
00:46:57
because
00:46:58
I'm fucking though my knees.
00:47:00
I'm starting to like it turned up.
00:47:04
Being a virgin never sees yourself the way I'm back in the like.
00:47:07
Please. I'm gonna do it. I'll be honest.
00:47:10
These guys look like the Detroit Tigers.
00:47:12
Bunch of handsome young men.
00:47:14
And the Tigers see the game today?
00:47:16
Pretty hard to get my.
00:47:21
Mirror,
00:47:21
is there some kind of breaking news in you
00:47:24
go get a tiger
00:47:27
World Series bound and pick up steam.
00:47:31
Go! Get on, Tiger.
00:47:34
There'll be joy in Tiger Town.
00:47:36
We'll sing you song.
00:47:37
When the Bengals bring the pennant home where it belongs.
00:47:42
You're all behind our baseball team.
00:47:46
Go get them Detroit Tigers!
00:47:49
Go get em, Tiger!
00:48:01
We're all behind our baseball team.
00:48:04
Go get them Detroit Tigers.
00:48:08
Go get, Tigers.
00:48:16
With some depth.
00:48:16
You see that?
00:48:18
Two, two.
00:48:19
Did you see that game today?
00:48:21
This is deep. Incredible.
00:48:23
And he's looking up and like it was deep.
00:48:27
Definitely not a virgin.
00:48:29
Oh man.
00:48:32
Well no he wasn't a virgin but he was a carpenter
00:48:35
who 09031.
00:48:39
So the carpenter apparently
00:48:43
had a virgin or something like that.
00:48:46
Yeah.
00:48:48
So you, I got, I got to go back.
00:48:49
I don't usually listen to the monologue. Sorry. Yeah.
00:48:51
Presuming or, Oh yeah.
00:48:54
I took some notes during the monologue.
00:48:56
What's the word? What's the word?
00:48:57
Are you accusing?
00:48:59
Yeah.
00:49:00
Joseph, of c I would accuse, I would accuse, we're not alone.
00:49:05
Yeah. You named for people. Yeah.
00:49:08
You named for people who died virgins. You said.
00:49:10
How do you how do you know this?
00:49:12
Queen Elizabeth?
00:49:14
No children, no spouse.
00:49:16
And Queen of England for 80 years.
00:49:19
Nikola Tesla, kind of a weirdo.
00:49:22
Never took a wife, no kids.
00:49:24
Joan of Arc.
00:49:27
She was actually inspected.
00:49:29
Hymen intact,
00:49:31
for the hymen.
00:49:34
And that. That's your Mount Rushmore. You didn't go religious.
00:49:36
You didn't look what Brady was.
00:49:37
You're saying you didn't know?
00:49:40
Well.
00:49:41
Why not?
00:49:42
I don't know some of your most popular.
00:49:45
How old was Mary? Virgin in it. What?
00:49:47
You said my my rant is
00:49:50
if someone promises you something after you're dead,
00:49:55
you're you're getting duped.
00:49:58
It simply doesn't help.
00:49:59
Don't buy into it.
00:50:00
It simply doesn't help.
00:50:02
It can't be true.
00:50:05
It's incoherent gibberish.
00:50:08
And you're too way too gullible.
00:50:11
They're selling you ability to.
00:50:15
Incoherent gibberish.
00:50:16
Yeah. Oh, they're so.
00:50:18
Oh, this is great.
00:50:22
I thought it was, What did you say?
00:50:25
First of all, your bum looks good.
00:50:28
So good.
00:50:29
Hey, what's wrong with these people?
00:50:34
It's it's sped up, number one.
00:50:36
But even if it wasn't sped up, which is still fucking weird.
00:50:40
Yep. Sounds awful.
00:50:44
I love that. Love those people.
00:50:45
What do you think we usually like make of that.
00:50:47
What do you guys make of that whole scenario?
00:50:49
That's all set up that stage completely 100% or they they're into it.
00:50:52
They believe.
00:50:53
So I've told the story about about my. Yeah.
00:50:56
It's real senior all night party.
00:50:58
And I got called up to go on the stage with the hypnotist and everyone around me.
00:51:03
I had to pretend like I was doing it, but when he.
00:51:06
He was walking back and forth through the stage
00:51:08
when he'd walk by, I kind of like I'd be like, is everyone like.
00:51:12
I'm like, thinking like, this is like everyone else is falling for this, or did
00:51:16
I get chosen on accident?
00:51:17
And everyone else is playing along because it's like, this is fucking stupid.
00:51:22
Oh, that's why am I just not able?
00:51:24
And other people are susceptible.
00:51:26
Bring it on. Experiments. We're only one person.
00:51:28
Am I too strong of minded?
00:51:30
Is my mind too strong to be fucked with?
00:51:33
Is that with that? Oh, no. You're an imbecile.
00:51:35
Yeah, I promise.
00:51:36
And but I wait not to be mean, but even you are clearly not to be me for that.
00:51:42
That's not true.
00:51:45
That's not true.
00:51:46
Everyone I would be so bold to say is not true.
00:51:49
No one is is imbecilic enough.
00:51:52
No one is suggestive enough.
00:51:53
They're either having fun or in on it, or just want to.
00:51:57
They want to believe. So.
00:51:58
I don't know why you're leaving.
00:52:00
I said this before.
00:52:01
I remember leaving after does.
00:52:03
It's not going to work after the show is over.
00:52:06
I remember leaving, walking out and hearing conversations of other people
00:52:11
I was on stage with, talking to people that they knew
00:52:15
and like almost you know, like like someone paid them to kind of go, oh yeah.
00:52:19
Yeah. It's like the only I was cold for some reason. Yeah.
00:52:21
When he said cold like like I was like I was aware, but like I felt really cold.
00:52:25
And so I just wanted to shiver.
00:52:27
Meanwhile, I'm sitting there going like, like I don't
00:52:29
I don't feel any different than before
00:52:31
he said something or after he said something
00:52:33
and I, I really tried to play along at first,
00:52:35
not play along, but I tried to like, I'm like, okay,
00:52:37
looks like I might actually cooperate, hypnotize me like like, let's go.
00:52:42
And then when that didn't happen, I'm like, the fuck is this?
00:52:45
Yeah, this is fake. It's bullshit.
00:52:47
Right? Right.
00:52:50
So that ties into
00:52:53
whatever the fuck you were saying.
00:52:55
Oh. Yeah.
00:52:56
Well, faith healers and that.
00:52:59
Right? Yeah. Do you think that there.
00:53:02
Do you think that's what that is?
00:53:04
So if you have like, 500 people, do you think people are actually susceptible?
00:53:08
Eventually somebody is going to want to be, yes, I, I fall for crap.
00:53:12
I fall for new stories, I fall for I would say I read stuff.
00:53:16
Oh my God, most of the people in that room, being in that room
00:53:21
in general, generally says that they're going to be a mark for religion.
00:53:26
Yeah.
00:53:26
So this big almost they almost want to play along.
00:53:30
You know what fooled me, Jerry?
00:53:32
They're almost more apt to play along if there were to be,
00:53:38
you know, some type of sleight of hand when it comes to
00:53:40
what's actually when I see a magic show, I want to be fooled.
00:53:44
I go, I know that's not a magic show.
00:53:46
I frequencies religion is is that
00:53:51
is that is that the Elon's
00:53:53
fake real spaceship that we don't have any confirmation of actual.
00:53:57
No, no,
00:53:59
I don't know what that was.
00:54:00
It looked like say that it was that some kind of magnetic field.
00:54:06
Oh. Or another one was virgin Magnetic.
00:54:09
Yeah, it sure was.
00:54:11
I thought it was crap.
00:54:13
You probably read that some of that out.
00:54:16
Okay, I know time to do this.
00:54:19
And that means I would watch everything twice.
00:54:21
I don't know, I've never watched.
00:54:22
We didn't do ice in my life. I think we already do.
00:54:24
Magnets or magnetism.
00:54:25
Do we already do something like that?
00:54:26
Yeah. You probably.
00:54:28
This is the fuck dude. We got.
00:54:30
He's got this.
00:54:31
He didn't do any research.
00:54:33
He just had leftover scraps.
00:54:34
He had leftover scraps from previous are doing show prep.
00:54:38
Quite few.
00:54:38
Oh, wow.
00:54:41
It's not a kid.
00:54:44
No, I'm trying to say the head to head.
00:54:47
The fucking kid.
00:54:48
Hold on there a kid mano a mano monologue was a monologue.
00:54:53
And I didn't do any prep work for today.
00:54:56
I didn't hear here.
00:54:59
I just did it by what I
00:55:01
remember from reading it 12 years ago.
00:55:05
Yeah, the lack of follow through kind of pisses me off.
00:55:08
Yeah.
00:55:08
See, I'm pissing him off. Low IQ, I guess you could say.
00:55:11
So. I kept hearing all week that,
00:55:14
FEMA was not accepting help and supplies from groups
00:55:17
because they were not on the FEMA preferred list of vendors.
00:55:20
They ran out of money.
00:55:21
Oh, supposedly they ran out of money, is what I heard.
00:55:24
I don't know if it's true or not, but on feet.
00:55:27
I just seen this website.
00:55:30
This is a FEMA funds,
00:55:33
which is a fact check on it.
00:55:36
And FEMA's website, it says to submit your vendor profile.
00:55:40
It does not place you on a preferred vendors
00:55:42
list to be considered for procurements.
00:55:44
FEMA does not maintain such a list.
00:55:47
It's not.
00:55:47
It doesn't mean it's there isn't some secret list that
00:55:50
you know, only Cunanan has access to or some shit like that.
00:55:53
But on the web, the website itself says they don't have preferred vendors.
00:55:57
So do we have to go our Q and on at this point, that's not true.
00:56:01
Well, no. But they'll say just trust the plan.
00:56:03
They have secret lists in the world as well.
00:56:06
Oh yeah.
00:56:07
They also say the government babies vote vote
00:56:11
for the whole combine those two things people are eating.
00:56:14
Really now are you eating babies?
00:56:18
Adrina. They're eating the dogs.
00:56:19
They're eating the cat.
00:56:21
They're eating the babies now they've come out now we've looked.
00:56:25
There's only been two cases.
00:56:26
Cases. Cases.
00:56:28
There's only been two cases.
00:56:30
Are you doing the same thing again?
00:56:32
Guys, I can't believe there's only been two cases of this unit.
00:56:41
Asian and Haitian immigrants.
00:56:43
Well, yeah.
00:56:47
Careful when you say Haitian immigrants.
00:56:48
They didn't say drop. Oh. Haha. Edward.
00:56:51
Oh, no. Yeah. I love that guy.
00:56:53
Yeah that's great.
00:56:55
He's like my second favorite guy as a, as above.
00:56:57
So opposed to this guy, I put the H on it to emphasize it's the guy.
00:57:02
Wait, who's Snoop?
00:57:05
Who's oh who's that?
00:57:06
We go, we go cart.
00:57:09
Thank you for your comment, fucktard. Yeah.
00:57:11
Black cat.
00:57:12
Why is it got to be black,
00:57:14
I like the black cat.
00:57:16
Snoop wouldn't be a white cat.
00:57:17
Oh, yeah.
00:57:18
Mango can't snoop.
00:57:19
Supposed to be a Doberman.
00:57:22
I don't know what hell yeah means, but, man.
00:57:24
Hell, yeah.
00:57:25
Go, cart. Oh, he can see that. Fuck, yeah.
00:57:28
I was so distracted by the cat in the name, I didn't even realize
00:57:31
he made a comment. Yeah,
00:57:34
it's not Snoop Dogg, it's Snoop Cat.
00:57:36
Tell me, Snoop Dogg, though. That is colon.
00:57:39
Gotcha.
00:57:41
Come on.
00:57:42
Oh, you know what I should call in your text and you don't even text in.
00:57:45
Don't call him.
00:57:46
You just call fart in the into the microphone and then just hang up.
00:57:50
It's all good.
00:57:51
Yeah. Okay.
00:57:54
If you want to ask Gary why you can do it.
00:57:56
Ask me anything.
00:57:57
Oh, I got to go down farting and burping into the microphone, I know, right.
00:58:02
Next thing you know, something's gonna be eating into the microphone.
00:58:05
Or worse. The time is now.
00:58:07
10:01 p.m..
00:58:23
So. Of course, triangles do it
00:58:30
because.
00:58:57
I just just a little.
00:59:21
Gotta give him that hook.
00:59:22
Put it on that thing. Yeah,
00:59:26
it's the lip smacking.
00:59:27
Good time, Nonstop.
00:59:32
What is?
00:59:33
Ridiculous?
00:59:34
Amount over 120, I would say lip smacks from clock face there sure changes.
00:59:40
I like our fucking new listener here.
00:59:43
Yeah. Oh, I wonder what he thinks of.
00:59:45
I wonder what he thinks of someone lip smacking like a motherfucker.
00:59:48
Like during while they're talking.
00:59:50
Yeah, or eating in the microphone.
00:59:52
I wonder what they think about that,
00:59:54
I don't know.
00:59:55
Oh, I'm drinking Looney Tunes.
00:59:58
I'll drink to that. Yeah. What are you drinking?
01:00:00
This is, a combination of this.
01:00:05
Where is everyone? The fuck else?
01:00:07
Well, I don't know. That's a good question.
01:00:10
And this.
01:00:12
Oh, that is a good question.
01:00:16
Snoop loop.
01:00:19
We were supposed to have other people, I don't know, like, the,
01:00:23
like on the show, because we do occasionally have guests.
01:00:27
We should have more viewers, but for some, they're here.
01:00:29
But over on rumble.com/fledge rants where we'll be.
01:00:33
Oh yeah.
01:00:33
Because he's got the stupid yeah, he's got the stupid YouTube logo.
01:00:37
Yeah. You're wrong.
01:00:39
You're in the wrong location.
01:00:40
It's all right. It's a good location,
01:00:43
but. Oh, okay.
01:00:44
There's a better location, a rumble.
01:00:45
Yeah, yeah. Snoop, come on over to Rumble.
01:00:47
And, you'll you'll see our good stuff there.
01:00:51
Yeah.
01:00:51
So at some point we do switch over to rumble, because,
01:00:54
YouTube has too many restrictions on borrowing content.
01:00:57
Creative. So we don't do it for the viewers.
01:01:00
We do it for the creative outlet.
01:01:02
Yeah. Posterity.
01:01:04
And nobody else is doing a,
01:01:06
Sometimes I say you're just too ridiculous for me, too.
01:01:10
Yeah.
01:01:11
Gary says some really, really fucked up shit sometimes.
01:01:13
Like, you know, like such as, I assume everyone has down syndrome.
01:01:18
Yeah. You know what I.
01:01:19
Why? I'm insensitive about people who walk funny because they walk funny.
01:01:24
They walk funny.
01:01:26
You engage.
01:01:27
You guys think I'm gay for gay dudes?
01:01:29
It's like an unnatural kind of homosexual.
01:01:34
Like, I'm not into big women, but.
01:01:36
But big dudes kind of love my engine.
01:01:39
Time is now, and.
01:01:41
Oh, oh, would you do?
01:01:43
You did a thing.
01:01:43
No backlash.
01:01:44
Just hashtag the message that for breakfast in the half full glass would.
01:01:48
Oh, it's a mash up.
01:01:50
Are they like, oh no, it's a no.
01:01:52
I just oh they quantized.
01:01:54
I didn't have time okay.
01:01:56
Yeah that would be a lot.
01:01:58
I like the changing shirts left of course.
01:02:01
Yeah I love the, the one the masturbation where you start shirtless
01:02:04
and then you shut on the green shirt, then you put it on.
01:02:07
Yeah, they're right there. Oh, it's a green shirt.
01:02:10
Then we might have code.
01:02:11
Yeah. Listen, I think you're naked too.
01:02:13
You're right.
01:02:14
Right on with a brand, man.
01:02:16
It's all right. Yeah.
01:02:17
That's the stuff that isn't allowed on YouTube.
01:02:19
You're messing with Gary.
01:02:21
I forgot it's on YouTube.
01:02:22
Make sure you talk real loud over this next part.
01:02:24
I'm not sure we should play that. Okay.
01:02:27
Rumble blasted have added to our rum bell.
01:02:32
You mean like Sanskrit?
01:02:35
Saying that?
01:02:36
Yeah, I don't know.
01:02:38
Have you noticed that
01:02:39
once you, break the seal, that it kind of opens the floodgates?
01:02:44
Thank you. The captain.
01:02:45
And it's an old wives tale.
01:02:47
It's a but but, I don't know.
01:02:50
You get you get some momentum in your head.
01:02:54
Thank you.
01:02:55
Oh, yes.
01:02:56
But, yeah, speaking ahead, the sand trapped in the lip, smacking.
01:03:00
Good time.
01:03:01
So looks back in good time as a lip smacking.
01:03:04
Good time for sure.
01:03:07
Oh, fine.
01:03:07
Still looking at them.
01:03:09
I have never uttered a profanity.
01:03:12
Uttered, uttered you have.
01:03:14
You said fuck, I. That's not true.
01:03:16
That's absolutely not true.
01:03:18
That is true.
01:03:21
It is. Yeah.
01:03:22
All three of us know that. It's 100% true.
01:03:24
And I have proof. It's the one time you.
01:03:30
Dear friend, you.
01:03:32
I'm 24 and being married soon.
01:03:33
My fiancé thinks I'm a virgin.
01:03:36
But in reality I am a virgin.
01:03:40
Oh, boy.
01:03:41
We have been saving sex for marriage.
01:03:44
At least that's what he thinks.
01:03:45
And I don't know if.
01:03:46
Of course it's. That's what he thinks.
01:03:48
Because of course, this is a check.
01:03:49
I don't know if I should keep this to myself or tell him.
01:03:53
Please give me your expert advice.
01:03:55
Signed bride to be
01:03:58
Honesty's.
01:03:59
The best policy,
01:04:02
is it or do you?
01:04:03
Is there a chance that he's going to be like you fucking lying ass bitch?
01:04:07
Sometimes I said, how many, how many?
01:04:09
And she's like, oh, I don't know, 48.
01:04:12
And it's like, just ride the lie out until it really hurts.
01:04:17
No, I don't know what.
01:04:19
Like at some point when you have sex for the first time and you're like,
01:04:22
riding that shit like a porno star, he's going to be like, wait a minute.
01:04:26
Yeah, yeah.
01:04:28
There's a term like doing two Eskimo brothers, right?
01:04:32
I, I've watched a lot of John or someone with some experience.
01:04:35
I, I don't know, would you rather have a loose whore?
01:04:39
Yeah. Are you familiar with Eskimo brothers?
01:04:42
We know every man who has
01:04:45
somehow been connected with the same woman is an Eskimo brother.
01:04:49
Oh, that's kind of weird. Yeah, I don't like that.
01:04:52
That's a weird thing.
01:04:53
Yeah, yeah, so is no offense.
01:04:56
I don't want anything to do with that.
01:04:57
Unfortunately.
01:04:59
So is Mexican babies.
01:05:01
No. Nice being a little devil because I can't say no.
01:05:06
This is part of our theme of what virgins would do.
01:05:10
Jesus mean?
01:05:11
Well, actually, maybe again, thank God you're still a Virgin
01:05:14
Heritage Month or something like that.
01:05:17
Mexican psychic.
01:05:18
Oh, I don't know. I don't know. In Mexico,
01:05:22
that's when you
01:05:24
listen all over your skin either.
01:05:26
Your pretty face. Oh, no.
01:05:28
I want to know what like stupid like holiday event it is.
01:05:31
And I'm googling what month is it like?
01:05:33
How it tastes when you eat Mexican food?
01:05:36
Where do they go?
01:05:37
Make you worry like a pancake all day.
01:05:40
Mexican kick open.
01:05:42
Why do you like what?
01:05:44
Anybody in the chat know what a Mexican pancake is?
01:05:47
A fishing figure that all over your skin.
01:05:49
Know your pretty face with the world.
01:05:52
But then once it's dry.
01:05:53
I'm not just playing dumb. I'm really dumb. Let's
01:05:57
on your feet.
01:05:58
Once it's tacky and sticky, peel it off.
01:06:00
I'll make you.
01:06:01
Oh, okay. Okay.
01:06:04
Can I drink?
01:06:06
Oh, just leave it on hold and take a bite.
01:06:10
Yeah, but let it go to your tongue, okay?
01:06:13
I guess it just means you want that song.
01:06:16
The one where you pay me to take control of your appetite
01:06:20
and put you in a trance underneath Mexican pancake
01:06:23
fuck on a plate. No.
01:06:27
Okay, I think I just stumbled on a new segment.
01:06:30
Yeah. Great. You got a bumper fucking.
01:06:33
Oh, wait. Yeah, yeah, we might need a fucking.
01:06:35
Yeah. This is awareness month, right?
01:06:36
So check this shit out.
01:06:38
All right? Can we order this one month?
01:06:41
Is it fucking National Cybersecurity Awareness Month 2024?
01:06:45
Brady, you should know this.
01:06:46
It's the National Fire Prevention Month.
01:06:49
I know that's also the big draw 2024, which is the annual annual
01:06:53
international event that celebrates the universal act of drawing.
01:06:56
And what the fuck, what drawing like drawing, like drawing, like draw.
01:07:00
You draw a picture. Yeah, it's the big draw.
01:07:03
Okay. ADHD Awareness Month.
01:07:07
Now we got wait wait wait.
01:07:08
Hold on. Becca, we got to read. We got to read that.
01:07:10
We got to read the whole thing. You can't just pass it.
01:07:12
We got to read the whole thing. Hold on. Okay, now we go ahead.
01:07:14
No, we go.
01:07:16
This month, the annual observance held in October
01:07:20
to raise awareness about.
01:07:25
Attention. Why?
01:07:26
Why'd you start? Why did you start, man?
01:07:27
Because I don't know anything about this. I got to hit my chin.
01:07:30
Apparently, the month long campaign.
01:07:31
I'm going to come on. Okay.
01:07:35
National disability employment awareness month.
01:07:38
This is what I enjoy.
01:07:40
I injury prevention month.
01:07:42
Menopause awareness month.
01:07:44
It's the 10th month where everyone is like, all right, you know what?
01:07:47
Nobody cares, right?
01:07:49
Let's get everything out of the way.
01:07:51
Everything winter
01:07:52
national babies we get in the weeks now international baby wearing week,
01:07:56
which is right now we are I don't know, baby wearing is permanent where babies
01:08:01
wear their skin.
01:08:02
You wear their skin?
01:08:04
No. The aborted fetus or.
01:08:06
No, it's not a fetus. It's just a clump of cells.
01:08:08
Apparently you have.
01:08:10
And it's what I would wear a baby skin if you could legally be allowed to do it.
01:08:16
Mexican pancakes.
01:08:16
11 babies came close.
01:08:19
Technically, it's a Mexican pancake.
01:08:21
Is baby skin.
01:08:23
It's really, really early.
01:08:25
When does everything? When does light?
01:08:27
Where does life begin?
01:08:28
When it leaves the penis?
01:08:30
No. Well,
01:08:32
then when when a graduate high school, there's got to be some line
01:08:36
we can figure out in between that of this crazy, ridiculous, extreme argument.
01:08:40
Is it only on my end that Brady's cutting in and out?
01:08:43
Yeah, course it is.
01:08:45
Only on your end.
01:08:47
Okay? It is my end. Everything's fucked. Hold on.
01:08:49
I'm nowhere near your end.
01:08:55
Last week was International Podcast Day.
01:08:59
Oh, and we actually missed it.
01:09:02
We did a podcast that day.
01:09:04
We did
01:09:05
okay by your
01:09:07
miscue. Wow.
01:09:11
So anyway, in the monologue, I said Sean Taylor was my Mr.
01:09:15
Jones from the Counting Crows song.
01:09:17
Guess who's coming to my birthday party Saturday?
01:09:20
The Counting Crows, correct.
01:09:22
They're playing life.
01:09:23
No, I had my DJ back out.
01:09:25
I had a live band, booked instead of the DJ, and they backed out.
01:09:30
So now I've got no live entertainment.
01:09:34
Your neighbor and he's got a good band,
01:09:37
but I can't afford him his band.
01:09:40
You know, if you're right next door, there's got to be a discount.
01:09:44
I mean, he doesn't have to go far.
01:09:45
I could just run a cable, right?
01:09:48
Or start a go fund me for my birthday entertainment or.
01:09:53
And hear me out on this.
01:09:55
Just come over, eat some food, pitch
01:09:58
some horseshoes, shoot some video for the show and have a good time.
01:10:02
You did you want to put the dress?
01:10:05
Did you want to dress up on the banner?
01:10:08
I mean, I had to come find me.
01:10:10
Let me get that.
01:10:11
It's going to be.
01:10:15
Treated it all.
01:10:16
Viewers are invited.
01:10:22
Oh, we have six.
01:10:25
Actually, there were six people waiting to to watch
01:10:27
last time I checked, but who's watching now?
01:10:31
That's great.
01:10:32
I'm sure everybody's thumbs up.
01:10:33
Thumbs summed up.
01:10:34
Thumbs up I I'm begged, I begged for it.
01:10:38
It's like I like I don't like pandering for that crap, but it is important.
01:10:43
It's one of the metrics we use to judge if we're touching children.
01:10:47
Yes. And there there are people that,
01:10:51
ask for money the whole time, and we don't we don't ask for any money.
01:10:55
No. Oh, there's any money coming to the show.
01:10:58
I pretty sure he.
01:11:03
Would be
01:11:03
great if we have Counting Crows any money.
01:11:06
Well.
01:11:13
This just in any money is denied.
01:11:17
They die.
01:11:18
How many Eddie monies are there?
01:11:20
All right.
01:11:21
Okay.
01:11:21
I thought you said any more.
01:11:22
Eddie monies died.
01:11:25
Oh, Eddie. Monies.
01:11:26
Eddie money.
01:11:28
Muddy waters died.
01:11:29
What do I say?
01:11:31
Anal?
01:11:33
I'm pretty sure,
01:11:34
man, there's a lot of people have died this last lot of celebrities.
01:11:38
Oh, yeah. Last week. It's crazy.
01:11:41
Yeah.
01:11:42
Scattergories.
01:11:45
I'm saddened.
01:11:47
Do you know what happens after you die?
01:11:50
I don't you don't.
01:11:51
If you ask me, honestly, I think there's some weird connection
01:11:55
where whatever your last thought and your last belief in your head is.
01:11:59
That's the impression.
01:12:00
That's that's the, like, you know, when you turn off a monitor, right?
01:12:03
Daisy? You could see what was on the screen.
01:12:05
Feels a little bit.
01:12:06
Yeah.
01:12:07
Like just whatever you call that
01:12:08
a reflection, a shadow or an echo of whatever it was.
01:12:12
I think whatever you believe, you get trapped in that instance for eternity
01:12:18
or or for in an indefinite amount.
01:12:22
Maybe not. You know, maybe.
01:12:23
Maybe not in, but whatever if the energy is for a second.
01:12:28
But obviously if you if your whole life flashes before your eyes.
01:12:31
Yeah, maybe that that last second, that last burst of energy,
01:12:35
for all you know, could, could take what seems like an eternity.
01:12:39
Yeah.
01:12:39
So I'm going to make sure that something in my head is reasonably pleasant.
01:12:44
Instead of just darkness or off switch, because I believe whatever you believe
01:12:48
is what will become reality
01:12:49
in that last instance, that last shadow, that last night.
01:12:51
Right?
01:12:52
Well, it's the universe of infinite possibilities.
01:12:54
Absolutely everything will transpire.
01:12:57
So therefore anything you can dream up exists, therefore,
01:13:01
that it is quite possible.
01:13:02
What you're saying is 100% true.
01:13:05
I do find it curious that little.
01:13:07
But no. Sorry. There's no.
01:13:09
But I think it's curious that little kids have memories of a past life.
01:13:14
I think it's, curious that, near-death experiences,
01:13:20
reveal details that the person could not possibly have known.
01:13:26
But I really think that has
01:13:28
more to do with the subconscious, which knows more than you think.
01:13:32
You know.
01:13:33
But, when it really comes down to it,
01:13:36
it is your conscious experience. So.
01:13:40
So if you were given a new body,
01:13:43
would that body have, clean slate?
01:13:46
Because I was born with no memories.
01:13:48
And so,
01:13:51
I don't I don't know.
01:13:52
How were you born with.
01:13:53
How are you born with no memories?
01:13:56
I don't remember any. How were you born?
01:13:58
How were you born?
01:14:00
Do you think you said no memories?
01:14:01
Don't you think?
01:14:02
On day two, you had memories from day one? Yeah.
01:14:04
How were you born?
01:14:05
Certain I did, I was born with no memories.
01:14:08
So when you were born, don't you think?
01:14:10
Was this the moment you were outside of the vagina?
01:14:12
Don't you think you have memories of inside of the vagina?
01:14:16
How are you?
01:14:17
You know, I actually don't remember the first year and a half
01:14:20
or so of my life because I remember coming out of the penis,
01:14:24
so I don't remember that part.
01:14:26
No, you had a lot of.
01:14:27
You had so many brothers and sisters at that point.
01:14:30
Like, as many people walked out of the fog right
01:14:33
around age 4 or 5, I was always told, what is it?
01:14:36
Every load has as many people as there are on earth.
01:14:39
Why does your conscious memory know?
01:14:42
Why does it's it's would just because you don't
01:14:47
have the ability to remember it doesn't mean it's not a conscious event.
01:14:53
How do you fall out?
01:14:54
How did how did.
01:14:56
So how did you how how were you born?
01:14:59
How did you get to that step?
01:15:00
There was a sequence of memory.
01:15:02
There was a sequence of memory that is there
01:15:05
that you are not consciously aware of.
01:15:07
So just because it started with your parents and a lot of alcohol,
01:15:11
just because this version of you can't remember it,
01:15:14
that mean that the rest of that does not fucking matter.
01:15:17
It doesn't matter.
01:15:18
How do you know that that state of being wasn't more consciously aware
01:15:22
than this state of being, and you somehow lost?
01:15:24
Yeah, because I'm more consciously aware of my present than I was then.
01:15:29
You're consciously aware of this.
01:15:30
You're more in tune to nature and science when.
01:15:34
Yeah, I was developing.
01:15:35
Yeah, I'm locked in right now.
01:15:37
But then I was incredible that you can go from you can go from a teeny little semen
01:15:41
that you can't even fucking see when it you spurt
01:15:43
to going back to our masturbation episode, you know, shoot it somewhere.
01:15:47
Anywhere. Yeah. You can't see what's there.
01:15:50
But that turns in nine months later, turns into a fucking full baby
01:15:54
that you can abort in the state of fucking, Minnesota.
01:15:57
Yeah.
01:15:57
Even the kid is 22 years old, so he's not fully developed.
01:16:01
The human brain develops by age 25.
01:16:04
Isn't that crazy that that does that automatically and that's on that.
01:16:08
Imagine imagine building a imagine building a shed
01:16:12
but not knowing how to do it, having zero memory of anything involving a shed
01:16:16
that would have amnesia.
01:16:18
People have amnesia.
01:16:19
So so
01:16:20
you would only come to the conclusion that a human is built based off of memory.
01:16:25
So there is conscious awareness there.
01:16:27
It's just not what you're it's you truly knew it because you
01:16:31
you have this small box in which your perception
01:16:35
operates in and you think that that's the end all, be all.
01:16:38
I, I do not, however, it's just like vision.
01:16:43
It's like vision.
01:16:44
When they show us pictures of the galaxies,
01:16:46
we can't see all those colors with, with our eyes.
01:16:49
It's not what it looks like.
01:16:50
What? No, this.
01:16:51
Is there any things that biological organisms can do?
01:16:54
Like, a sparrow nest in North America?
01:16:58
It looks very much like a sparrow nest. In Australia.
01:17:01
It's kind of weird, but sparrows are building nests the same way, right?
01:17:07
It's not like they go to class because the sparrows
01:17:11
are building nests the same way that sparrows are.
01:17:14
Yeah.
01:17:15
It's not a good argument to say okay, bye, birdies.
01:17:18
Deep breath in in the microphone.
01:17:19
I could tell he agrees.
01:17:20
Termites have a bunch of worker drones and no instructions
01:17:25
and build these big mean like like mothers memory there.
01:17:30
My heart is beating.
01:17:31
There's a memory because you can go all the way back.
01:17:34
There's a mini van that allow air circulation.
01:17:38
They're not thinking about ergonomic airflow.
01:17:41
They don't have to. It's it's got.
01:17:44
I am because that method works out of conscious awareness.
01:17:50
Nothing passed on that ability to build with that.
01:17:54
And that's the conscious.
01:17:55
It's the conscious awareness
01:17:56
that you're speaking of is a lavish thing that only exists
01:18:00
in the top tier of organisms that are on top of the food chain.
01:18:05
Yes, because we have the free time to be able to do that.
01:18:08
Yeah.
01:18:08
So you got a lot of dogs, but certain animals do play.
01:18:12
It's a gradient. Animals that do play.
01:18:14
But would you say that they're consciously aware we the dog is squirrel.
01:18:18
You see squirrel, jittery mouse, sparrow nest.
01:18:21
They're not brilliant engineers. Termites are.
01:18:24
What do you mean? Literally an engineer.
01:18:26
How are they not brilliant engineers?
01:18:29
How do they do that?
01:18:30
They can build it. They can do what they need.
01:18:31
How do you do that?
01:18:33
How? What's a dog doing with a memory?
01:18:36
They do that with memory.
01:18:37
What a memory.
01:18:38
Doing.
01:18:41
Don't they do that with the code?
01:18:42
Just like I mean, if you look at nature.
01:18:44
Yeah,
01:18:45
it's kind of just like computer program somebody something, some AI maybe not.
01:18:50
I'm not going to say someone I shouldn't said someone
01:18:53
has encoded that into their bed.
01:18:56
Definitely doesn't have layer the nest.
01:18:58
My basketball shot didn't get better over time because I'm
01:19:02
consciously going, oh, let me do it exactly this way.
01:19:05
It's the repetitive nature that makes it ingrained in my muscle
01:19:08
memory, like muscle memory, that they're it's just a natural occurrence.
01:19:12
So when I just go to shoot it, it's it's it's what it is.
01:19:16
You know, it's not.
01:19:17
My shots always been terrible. Does that help?
01:19:22
No. Oh, this is this thing just keeps happening.
01:19:26
So here we are running for president.
01:19:29
I don't know, so
01:19:31
I hope stuff runs with the guy from last week.
01:19:34
Okay, I have a super freaking awesome day and stuff.
01:19:39
I would vote for that guy. Okay, bye.
01:19:41
Okay, bye.
01:19:43
I love the mellow yellow shirt.
01:19:45
Yeah.
01:19:46
What is mellow yellow?
01:19:47
Is that a that's not a lemon lime.
01:19:50
It's a citrus bop.
01:19:51
Yeah, it's citrus, but is it considered lemon lime
01:19:54
because I would put it on a different a little bit different level than it is.
01:19:58
Like a sprite in a squirt.
01:19:59
It is Pepsi's version of Sunkist.
01:20:03
I mean, it was a Sunkist, I guess.
01:20:05
No, sorry.
01:20:06
No, that's a that's orange.
01:20:07
Wait, no, no, no, that's not the name.
01:20:10
What was the one I just said?
01:20:12
I'll come. I'll come to it.
01:20:14
I'll come to it, you squirt. Squirt.
01:20:16
Brady's going to come squirt, squirt. That's what I was trying.
01:20:18
Yeah, that's what I said.
01:20:19
I already said that said you come generally grapefruit
01:20:23
stain on this on the top.
01:20:24
I can't stand grapefruit.
01:20:27
I've got
01:20:27
a really bogus ruby red squirt over here.
01:20:30
Let's see.
01:20:31
It's it's good for you.
01:20:32
It's it's that's why you should eat it.
01:20:34
But it's not real. Grapefruit.
01:20:35
I hate to burst your bubble.
01:20:38
It's kind of ounce of real grapefruit in there.
01:20:41
It is.
01:20:42
It is incredible.
01:20:43
Yeah. So it is incredible to see.
01:20:45
So the those the, Pepsi versus cherry Pepsi squirt versus
01:20:49
ruby red squirt, you're dealing with about another four ruby red squirt.
01:20:53
You're you're dealing with about another 25 to 30% of sugar.
01:20:57
Yeah. Just having the ruby red.
01:20:59
Just having the cherry, just having it in your sodas and shit like that.
01:21:03
It's so citrus berry.
01:21:05
Yeah. It's incredible. Yeah.
01:21:07
Pepsi versus cherry Pepsi.
01:21:14
This just in soda is full of sugar.
01:21:18
It's trying to kill us. They're trying to kill us.
01:21:21
Take our teeth.
01:21:23
Take our teeth.
01:21:24
Okay, I I to take my teeth.
01:21:27
My teeth are in there. Good, I got them.
01:21:28
I had to go with braces.
01:21:30
Right?
01:21:30
Which makes me
01:21:33
a virgin.
01:21:34
Oh, good callback.
01:21:37
Actually, I'm the only one on the show that's not a virgin.
01:21:39
Because I have children.
01:21:42
Are you sure?
01:21:44
I am sure
01:21:46
about this. Some.
01:21:47
Some come out of me going back to, some of my favorite things.
01:21:51
Since Gary just wants to walk away.
01:21:53
We'll just bogart the show here.
01:21:55
Going back to Predator Nation.
01:21:59
This is one of my favorite guys.
01:22:01
And he is a virgin hunter for sure. Down.
01:22:04
And you can tell me all about it. I promise.
01:22:07
Please. I really is that man.
01:22:09
Oh, wait.
01:22:09
No, you drove this far for no reason, I swear to I.
01:22:12
As for the face, I swear to you, I saw this.
01:22:15
You asked.
01:22:16
You asked who?
01:22:17
I asked. Maddie, take your time.
01:22:19
I'm gonna let you explain the whole thing.
01:22:20
So as far as watching criminal law, what you're looking for, I
01:22:24
really want you to tell me
01:22:26
that way.
01:22:27
Because I will come over and I will.
01:22:29
I, I swear I will just be with you and I will not touch you.
01:22:33
Anything like that is what I said. And I can prove it to you.
01:22:35
I will show it to you. Show me how. Please.
01:22:38
I am really. I swear, sir, I'm a desperate person.
01:22:41
I need a girl in my life and I'm.
01:22:45
If she really wants to be my friend, that would be all I needed for a man.
01:22:49
I've never hurt anyone.
01:22:50
I've never done anything I would not give her.
01:22:52
Now, what did you bring with here?
01:22:54
Chocolate. Like she asked me.
01:22:56
He's most likely there to get food for the decoy.
01:22:58
I think she said he's talking.
01:23:00
Do and white chocolate.
01:23:02
Yes, sir. That's what I told. Boy.
01:23:04
Is that a joke?
01:23:05
What about condoms?
01:23:06
Yes, sir, I have them also. There's no way I'm
01:23:09
black chocolate.
01:23:10
What are you going to use a condom for?
01:23:13
Dark chocolate.
01:23:14
So you did everything just because she told you? Yes, sir.
01:23:16
I swear to you, that is Jersey.
01:23:19
Then why did you send her pictures?
01:23:21
Here's a rule of thumb.
01:23:22
If you're talking to somebody or interrogating somebody or using somebody
01:23:25
and they say, I swear, then I swear.
01:23:28
So there's a big difference between sending me
01:23:30
a photograph of yourself and sending me pictures of your genitals.
01:23:33
It's not like the decoys are asking you so much pain.
01:23:37
I mean, these guys offered right up.
01:23:40
Did you say you are ready to have my thing in your mouth?
01:23:44
Yes, sir.
01:23:45
What do you mean by that?
01:23:46
That's his white chocolate.
01:23:48
Yeah.
01:23:49
Are you ready to have mine?
01:23:50
That's what he calls this thing.
01:23:54
For me, because she was.
01:23:56
She was going with it.
01:23:57
She was also. She wanted. Wanted it.
01:24:00
That's not me.
01:24:01
She says you don't mind. I'm a virgin.
01:24:04
You say if you don't mind me taking it from you, I actually would love it.
01:24:07
I never have been with a virgin.
01:24:08
Yeah, I know, I know, I'm pretty sure I was just asked.
01:24:11
What did he say? You wanted to do that or not?
01:24:13
This is not like I was just looking for.
01:24:15
This is the quote of all quotes.
01:24:17
I was wanting to get in trouble
01:24:18
and everything like this because I was telling her this.
01:24:21
I was like, this is illegal on phone conversations on online.
01:24:25
So like that I was like, you swear to me you're not going to get me in trouble?
01:24:28
She was open to the I have to say, you had sex with a 13 year old driver.
01:24:32
Do you might already have sex with a 13 year old girl.
01:24:36
He's asking questions.
01:24:37
Is asking him why he thinks it's like why he would want to have sex with 13.
01:24:41
Oh, girl, this is just something that you do probably never have any.
01:24:45
That would be
01:24:47
probably the cleanest, best pleasure.
01:24:50
I would say the cleanest, best thing is to have sex with a 13 year old girl.
01:24:56
Yeah.
01:24:57
So you can't do any girls who are 20 years old? No.
01:24:59
So how do you think you got to. Wow.
01:25:03
Is that the same as my guy who admitted he was an asshole?
01:25:06
Because I feel like that's a different level.
01:25:09
I think it's a different level.
01:25:10
I would rather.
01:25:11
Hey, so you've been my babysitter for, what, four years now?
01:25:15
And I found out that the guys at the bar said you were an asshole.
01:25:19
Okay,
01:25:21
so. And I have to.
01:25:22
I don't have to say the rest of that, do I?
01:25:25
It's not the same.
01:25:26
I mean, you get what he's saying.
01:25:28
It would be the cleanest.
01:25:30
Best. I mean, really clean, right?
01:25:32
Because it would barely be any hair on the field.
01:25:34
No one's really touched it.
01:25:35
So is that what he means by clean, then.
01:25:37
Then what do you mean by best? Just because it's, like, tight?
01:25:41
Well, maybe
01:25:41
this maybe this child meets with a lot of people on the internet.
01:25:45
Not not necessarily.
01:25:46
We can't just assume every child is some innocent.
01:25:50
It could be a child who oh my goodness.
01:25:53
So we should probably play the disclaimer then what
01:25:57
disclaimer?
01:26:03
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01:26:13
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01:26:20
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While flange rants.
01:28:16
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.
01:28:24
So back to the monologue really quick.
01:28:28
You reference Mr. Jones. Yes.
01:28:31
Mr. Jones, me?
01:28:34
Oh, no.
01:28:35
Reminding me.
01:28:37
I have no idea what that song is about.
01:28:38
I don't really know a single lyric to that song other than Mr.
01:28:41
Jones and me and sha la la la la la, nuh, yeah.
01:28:44
How do you know that that song is about some weird queer shit?
01:28:51
I made it about.
01:28:52
Are you gay?
01:28:54
I decided for me, that's what it meant.
01:28:57
That's how you interpreted the song? Yeah.
01:28:59
Not exactly. What? Yeah, okay.
01:29:01
That's not what there was a song about.
01:29:02
What is this song about?
01:29:07
I just read the lyrics at some point in the future.
01:29:09
I know Brady wanted to say something to you.
01:29:10
I don't know if I've got a great guitar.
01:29:13
It's about a great guitar named Mr.
01:29:15
Jones. Who the fuck is Mr. Jones?
01:29:18
Mr. Jones is just his best friend.
01:29:20
Who is your first best friend?
01:29:22
Mine was, Matt Goldberg.
01:29:25
I don't know, I would not going to use first
01:29:28
name, last name and duck's people, but,
01:29:32
Intro.
01:29:32
Sha la la la la la la.
01:29:35
Okay.
01:29:35
I was down at the New Amsterdam
01:29:39
staring at this yellow haired girl.
01:29:41
So he's a creep.
01:29:42
Mr. Jones strikes up a conversation.
01:29:44
So this third wheel comes in and just fucks things up.
01:29:47
The black haired, black haired flamingo dancer.
01:29:50
So he he's bringing the chick to the table.
01:29:52
And you say for mango, it's flamenco.
01:29:55
Whatever.
01:29:55
Let me go for mango.
01:29:56
She's wearing some pink shit in my head, I don't know, okay, okay, okay.
01:30:00
She's just like she's not trying to cock,
01:30:02
like he's like going, hey, look, we can all, like, pair up.
01:30:05
So he's like, you know, she dances well.
01:30:07
His father plays guitar. Da.
01:30:10
Which is kind of creepy.
01:30:11
No, she's she's suddenly beautiful.
01:30:14
So, like like it's like, oh, all of a sudden, all of a sudden.
01:30:18
Yeah.
01:30:19
And we all want something beautiful.
01:30:21
Man, I wish I was beautiful.
01:30:23
I wish I was a friend. What do you.
01:30:26
How did you reference it in your. In the monologue?
01:30:32
Don't, don't don't keep talking.
01:30:35
Ruin your train of thought. Yeah. No, no. Yeah.
01:30:37
I'm staying on this question.
01:30:39
Don't think you're going to kick it down the road.
01:30:40
I don't want to get it right. Why?
01:30:43
So come dance this silence down through the morning.
01:30:47
Sha la la la la.
01:30:48
You can have an integral relationship with birds or someone with the same.
01:30:54
Oh, come on, Maria, just show me some of them
01:30:57
Spanish dances and pass me bottle.
01:31:01
Mr. Jones, believe in me.
01:31:03
He help me believe anything that's improper grammar.
01:31:07
I don't think he's saying that right.
01:31:09
He's quite a very.
01:31:12
Because I want to be someone who believes.
01:31:14
Yeah, yeah.
01:31:15
Mr. Jones and me tell each other fairy tales and we stare at them.
01:31:20
At them beautiful women. Yeah.
01:31:22
And so they're beautiful women.
01:31:23
Oh, no.
01:31:24
No, she's looking at me, smiling in the bright lights coming through in stereo.
01:31:29
Everybody loves you.
01:31:31
You can never be lonely.
01:31:33
Yes, this is what you related to in your monologue.
01:31:37
Had nothing to do with any of these lyrics so far.
01:31:40
It's more of a feeling, a vibe.
01:31:44
You know, so you're saying that you did not.
01:31:46
You did not listen to
01:31:50
your relationship with Sean with that song?
01:31:53
What's wrong with that?
01:31:55
You mean when you were younger?
01:31:58
When you were younger, you both heard it at the same time and with same time?
01:32:01
Yeah, we were together from that era. Yeah.
01:32:03
So it has nothing to do with the lyrics.
01:32:05
Has everything to do
01:32:05
with your gay buddy relationship with some fucking shitty queer band.
01:32:08
You can have an intimate relationship with the same sex person
01:32:13
without it being gay.
01:32:16
Pluto.
01:32:16
Well, listening to your music, not Pluto, but if you're listening
01:32:20
to the gay queer music, it does change things a little bit.
01:32:24
Well, I'm gonna paint my picture, paint myself in blue and red and black and gray.
01:32:30
I'm sure this is this song, Shuggie.
01:32:33
These lyrics mean absolutely nothing.
01:32:34
I want to be a lion.
01:32:35
Yeah, everyone to pass a pass a cat's.
01:32:39
We all want to pass big stars, whatever.
01:32:43
We've all got different reasons for that.
01:32:46
I don't want to pass as a cat.
01:32:48
I think you to be very much.
01:32:51
I love me so I want to know.
01:32:56
Know.
01:32:59
Oh, give we just the.
01:33:03
You're going to be all right I no
01:33:07
000 all right.
01:33:11
That was really a productive segment wasn't it.
01:33:14
Sure was.
01:33:16
I feel like I got
01:33:19
so hilarious.
01:33:20
There was, that segment shot itself.
01:33:23
I don't want to dive into it, but, that's something I say on, on YouTube.
01:33:27
But we can say on Rumble.
01:33:28
All right, well, Harris did a, interview on,
01:33:31
Call Daddy podcast, which like two weeks prior to they were
01:33:35
they talk about a lot of like, you know, horse sex shit.
01:33:39
And here's Kamala Harris on there, but, what? I
01:33:44
forgot what I was going to talk about.
01:33:46
Who the hell is Kamala Harris?
01:33:47
Come on. You said horse.
01:33:49
You said horse sex.
01:33:51
Then you said Kamala Kabala.
01:33:54
Yeah, I lost it.
01:33:57
Okay, I was wrong.
01:33:59
I apologize.
01:34:03
Something happened on that podcast
01:34:04
and I can't remember what it was or something was said.
01:34:08
I could have tied in, Alibaba, not Alibaba in 40 thieves.
01:34:12
And this was the one before that.
01:34:14
Samson and Delilah and because when he was turned in,
01:34:18
he was taken to Gaza.
01:34:21
You guys want to move to the Gaza Strip?
01:34:23
I heard it's real nice there this time of year.
01:34:30
No. No. Yes.
01:34:33
Wait, guys, I, I like I like them ham, but it kind of.
01:34:38
Hey, like, I know I love, I love the yarmulke.
01:34:43
Kamala was, was on there talking about
01:34:48
either needing to get some type of,
01:34:50
like looking like guilty treatment or something or whatever.
01:34:53
She was talking about women's reproductive health, and she said that
01:34:56
I'm the, first vice president
01:35:00
and president and president two.
01:35:04
Yeah, she said it in the first, I was like, do you like.
01:35:07
Because she will be that's why I because she is.
01:35:09
Yeah.
01:35:10
They just don't want to tell anyone.
01:35:12
I don't think either one of them are
01:35:14
because it if, if she was right now
01:35:18
they would do exactly what people have been saying like, okay,
01:35:20
if these like fix these issues now, like do it now.
01:35:24
If I get political for one second, we have.
01:35:27
Yep yep yep yep.
01:35:29
You like my pop.
01:35:33
Yeah. If you and you get become that.
01:35:40
We have the two worst options for president.
01:35:43
I feel like you did that because you were trying to muddy the waters.
01:35:45
I want to muddy the waters.
01:35:55
Oh, no. But.
01:36:03
We need muddy waters bumper.
01:36:08
So we got to clean.
01:36:18
And we're back.
01:36:19
Right.
01:36:24
Focus is like his horse.
01:36:26
He's good.
01:36:26
You know what's funny is the Indian noise made you remember Kamala?
01:36:31
Got it on a satellite line.
01:36:34
Like it? It.
01:36:36
I say like I know I'm.
01:36:38
I hear Kamala, Kamala.
01:36:42
My,
01:36:47
I love the Commonwealth.
01:36:49
Thank you. Ryan.
01:36:50
And someone was actually listening.
01:36:52
Really?
01:36:52
Fuck that. Snoop. Snoop. Will Lupe go?
01:36:54
Snoop. Lupe, we need you.
01:36:57
We need how?
01:36:58
They're gonna. Come on, come on, come on, come on.
01:37:01
Look at me. I'm compassionate, but I.
01:37:04
Do not remember that.
01:37:05
I'm not.
01:37:07
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
01:37:09
Give me.
01:37:11
Oh, shit.
01:37:11
No no no no no no no no no no no no no
01:37:15
show no no no no no no.
01:37:18
See now I remember we had afternoon to cued up and I already played it.
01:37:23
Brand Porter just simply comment down like they're eating the dogs.
01:37:27
They're eating the cats eating they're eating the dog.
01:37:31
Going to find my baby.
01:37:32
Going to hold and have some afternoon delight.
01:37:35
They're eating the dogs. They eat the cats.
01:37:38
Eating, eating the dog, eating the cat.
01:37:40
What is love?
01:37:41
But that's it. Like it was the dogs.
01:37:44
They were saying, baby, don't hurt me.
01:37:47
What is the course?
01:37:48
Everyone knows afternoon Delight is a nooner. Yes.
01:37:53
What do you mean a quickie?
01:37:56
What do you mean?
01:37:56
What do I mean? We didn't.
01:37:57
We already did the masturbation episode.
01:37:59
This is the virgin virginity episode.
01:38:01
There's more kind of such thing.
01:38:03
No such thing.
01:38:05
Unless you do it in the butthole.
01:38:06
Apparently doing it in the butthole?
01:38:09
Yeah.
01:38:09
Do you think your comments are so hard to find?
01:38:13
It's ridiculous. What comments?
01:38:16
There's a bunch, but they're not.
01:38:17
They're not listed there anymore.
01:38:21
But go to the studio.
01:38:23
And that's a rumble bot. High rumble bot.
01:38:25
Oh, that's. Hello.
01:38:28
What up fucktard?
01:38:29
Do you have any idea what I'm talking about?
01:38:31
The Wi-Fi heckle fish.
01:38:33
Yeah. Love it. Okay.
01:38:35
Watch it.
01:38:36
Okay. Do fish.
01:38:37
The good news is we already talked about the.
01:38:40
All right, I just went right that in a preview, we have, four weeks ago.
01:38:45
Did we look at adapt as men can see?
01:38:48
Joe Rogan
01:38:50
if now we can always revisit.
01:38:52
Yeah.
01:38:52
I don't know what that means.
01:38:54
Okay, then we had the fine baby tonight.
01:38:56
Well, what the fuck? What's this one?
01:38:58
What's the clip in reference to?
01:39:00
Well, see, that's the hard part when I go to the comments
01:39:02
and I have to get the clip over here. But we can do that.
01:39:05
That's fine. We'll do that first.
01:39:07
Oh, we're familiar with our own clips in Trump's.
01:39:09
Yeah you can just he is racist.
01:39:12
Oh yeah. You're so serious.
01:39:15
Like what do you mean we all are yet boy yeet boy.
01:39:18
What's a yeet boy?
01:39:19
I'm not sure. He just said, what? What the fuck?
01:39:21
I'll really know.
01:39:25
Oh, you're in denial or you're a liar.
01:39:27
Denial wise thing is that you're so racist that you think everyone else is racist,
01:39:32
right? That's he is racist.
01:39:36
Why? Well, because we all are.
01:39:41
We all are.
01:39:42
It's true that, Well, let me thumbs up.
01:39:45
See, like, I stand behind that, and I will defend that.
01:39:49
Consider what do you consider racist?
01:39:52
Project.
01:39:54
My best example is a real world example where they took
01:39:58
all the Toronto police officers through a test
01:40:02
and even the black officers
01:40:04
drew quicker on black suspects.
01:40:07
And so that tells you that that's not racist.
01:40:12
It tells you that black people are racist against their own people.
01:40:17
No, no. Oh, this one is lit up.
01:40:20
That tells you that there's statistics
01:40:23
that point to certain people being more,
01:40:28
apt to.
01:40:30
And you would call that you would definitely define that is racist.
01:40:35
I'm going off of the so you're saying the statistics are racist?
01:40:39
Yeah.
01:40:40
The statistics are racist.
01:40:42
So what we're saying white people are the guns racist.
01:40:45
That was racist to
01:40:48
we we all the guns only choose to shoot
01:40:52
and be on.
01:40:53
Oh my.
01:40:54
It's like if it's an illegal gun, it's going to be.
01:40:58
We're aware of it and we overcompensate.
01:41:01
And that's, that's also racist.
01:41:05
Hey, hey, have you ever actually said that?
01:41:07
Have you ever said.
01:41:13
If you go to
01:41:14
if we go to my favorite, my favorite museum,
01:41:17
we go, oh, yeah, he's saying is, facts don't care about your feelings.
01:41:21
So but let me add it saying that word for your feelings, context
01:41:25
of saying that word also matters if you're racist or not, just referring
01:41:28
to the word or joking about it, I don't believe makes you racist.
01:41:31
Also, fags don't care about your feelings.
01:41:35
Is that racist?
01:41:36
Oh, I have a weird weird frog voice.
01:41:38
All right, I like the I like this.
01:41:40
There's a like the switch from racism to to what?
01:41:44
What's I have the weird voice, anti-Semitism voice.
01:41:48
I'm going to keep that going.
01:41:50
No, no, I hate to swallow.
01:41:51
At some point, that's.
01:41:53
So these next chats,
01:41:56
instead of being racist, we were commenting on something else
01:41:59
that I didn't really think would offend somebody, but we sure did.
01:42:03
Sure did.
01:42:04
I like offending people?
01:42:05
Yeah. I don't mind at all about it.
01:42:08
If you're offended, maybe you needed to be offended.
01:42:10
They put, oh, look at me in ribs.
01:42:12
Oh, I gotta be roasting horns on it.
01:42:13
Which in my opinion is it.
01:42:15
Is that volume real quiet?
01:42:17
Yeah, yeah, a little bit.
01:42:18
You can hear it. So but
01:42:20
but I just wanted to get a feel for the male horns up
01:42:24
and it I've seen all of our clients complained about it.
01:42:28
So now asking yeah they put a female head
01:42:32
with male steer horns on it, which in my opinion is a transgender.
01:42:36
Yeah.
01:42:37
Yeah. Here's the problem, by the way.
01:42:39
With it, it was too intimidating.
01:42:41
And the patrons complained. It was scary.
01:42:44
Yeah.
01:42:45
I don't know if that's the way the waiter just said that the all the speakers
01:42:48
switched off at one point
01:42:50
because the male one was too intimidating and the patrons to.
01:42:53
Let me let me add to the waiter
01:42:56
volunteered this information.
01:42:58
We weren't like sitting there going
01:43:00
right with the pigs up with that cow, man, I can't sit here, man.
01:43:03
I can't eat in this cat.
01:43:04
I like it.
01:43:07
So his favorite story to tell, to be honest and he's got like.
01:43:11
And the only thing that I asked in response was in all the Longhorn
01:43:15
steakhouse is there just this one.
01:43:16
And he said, no, all of them,
01:43:18
all of first and then explained the whole of how the first few had this.
01:43:21
And now they just come out with this. It's all.
01:43:24
So we had the first comment that said, I think calling
01:43:28
that a transgender cow discredits actual trans people.
01:43:32
Okay, we're willing to do that.
01:43:34
They feel that they are different gender and might want to make themselves
01:43:38
look the way they feel inside.
01:43:40
That's very different
01:43:41
from just cross-dressing or whatever the fuck you call that cow head.
01:43:45
He very.
01:43:46
Oh, and then, just in case, I hope you all have a nice day.
01:43:49
Oh, I gotta I gotta find the tab.
01:43:51
That's sweet. Beautiful. God bless.
01:43:54
So this guy, this guy that looks a lot like the guy over here with the bullhorn
01:43:59
couldn't help but replying and said, I'm not allowed to make a logical,
01:44:02
reasonable comment about how reality works in 2024. So
01:44:07
like anything about how
01:44:08
catering to either by changing what I don't that's
01:44:12
not quite correct grammar there.
01:44:17
You go back to people
01:44:19
and I was a dream. Hey,
01:44:22
the cow female is not really a male cow by just changing a horn.
01:44:27
See what I did there?
01:44:28
I didn't say horns, but I said a horn to make it.
01:44:30
I see what you did there.
01:44:32
And then I added that his meaning.
01:44:35
Handy man. Hamdi. Man here.
01:44:38
His reaction was kind of my exact point.
01:44:41
Yeah. And understand why they had to change it and cater.
01:44:44
But anyway.
01:44:44
Yeah, well.
01:44:48
Perfect.
01:44:48
We really click a transgender cow female virgin.
01:44:51
So here we go. Here he replied TikTok.
01:44:54
Holy crap.
01:44:55
Tambor while I was was a thing
01:45:00
and ugly day.
01:45:02
It ruined everybody's day.
01:45:06
Twin towers.
01:45:07
Let's just be real. Let's just be real.
01:45:09
These guys are not 11 and also
01:45:12
over.
01:45:13
I wish I wasn't watching it crashed into the top.
01:45:18
All right, back to the comments. Yes.
01:45:21
So he went on and on and said, I'm allowed.
01:45:24
We're allowed to say that. And here's what he does.
01:45:27
He disagrees. Why not?
01:45:28
Why why not show it? Oh, I got it.
01:45:30
Gotcha.
01:45:31
Is that not that point rambles on. Still have a nice day.
01:45:33
We might disagree, but he's still human beings.
01:45:36
He's very being very clear not to
01:45:38
you know, he's giving me the same respect that I should give.
01:45:41
But then this is where I don't understand exactly.
01:45:44
If you stub your toe and get hurt, is that pain not real?
01:45:48
Likewise, if your gender is not assigned to you
01:45:50
at birth, is that a sensation also not real?
01:45:54
Well,
01:45:55
what I say, I'll say it again.
01:45:58
So he said fledge rants about if you step your toe
01:46:03
and get hurt, is the pain not real?
01:46:05
Okay, pain's real.
01:46:07
I mean, he's real.
01:46:09
Just hold on.
01:46:10
All that system reaction, I got this, I got this, I got this.
01:46:15
Every person on earth
01:46:18
shares the feeling that if they stub their toe, they feel that pain.
01:46:23
Okay, so you're analogy by grabbing less than
01:46:26
1% that have this imagine pain.
01:46:29
No offense sir, is fucking ridiculous.
01:46:32
I would I would handle that pain and I would argue that the pain demands.
01:46:36
Sorry, I said ma'am, I meant man,
01:46:39
what? The pain in your toe is not real.
01:46:41
Then it's technically not real.
01:46:42
Well, but the censors, the censors in your brain, it talk to me the way I determine
01:46:47
pain is an alarm system so that we don't accidentally cut it.
01:46:50
But it is. That's all it is. So.
01:46:52
But so in that in that sense, yeah, it's an electrical impulse.
01:46:55
And I've seen all those movies. The movies.
01:46:57
The terrorist always says nothing, but the pain is real.
01:47:00
Now when they get to that end point, when they're like really hurting Mel Gibson.
01:47:04
So and they're like, have you ever.
01:47:06
I've had extreme pain.
01:47:07
Nothing else matters but even a toothache.
01:47:09
If you have real extreme pain, nothing else matters.
01:47:13
So what about a fish?
01:47:15
I'm going to entertain this just for a second.
01:47:16
If that's really what gender dysphoria feels like, I feel for you.
01:47:20
Because that burns. It stings.
01:47:22
Whatever pain you're referring.
01:47:24
Yes, this is what gender dysphoria feels like.
01:47:28
But not everybody.
01:47:29
Not everybody shares this commonality.
01:47:32
This is not commonality. This is minor.
01:47:34
This is a minority.
01:47:35
This is a fringe to be live tonight.
01:47:38
If you guys had never checked this out, what's wrong with him?
01:47:43
So I got no problem with the expression your girlfriend.
01:47:45
Show me this.
01:47:46
So this person says, have you want to check the four of us out?
01:47:49
This person identifies as four different people.
01:47:52
Well, that's that's not the entire.
01:47:54
That's not gender, that's schizophrenia.
01:47:56
That's a good step.
01:47:57
Yeah. Like it's not.
01:47:58
It might be a joke.
01:47:59
Would they put it on really well because the entire TikTok account
01:48:02
is dedicated very, very well to keeping that narrative going.
01:48:08
It never checked.
01:48:09
So listen, we can be acceptance of these behaviors.
01:48:12
But we we shouldn't we shouldn't change the way they've been identified forever.
01:48:16
Yeah I want to see these different personalities when he says, hey,
01:48:19
what's up in each for in each personality wasn't
01:48:22
emo Emily hi guys.
01:48:25
Chat going but see and it's also fake if he's if like
01:48:30
if he can just if he's like yeah that's that's not it's abs.
01:48:34
I mean he read a book.
01:48:35
He said oh I can make TikTok and people find me interesting.
01:48:38
Yeah.
01:48:39
Fuck fuck off dude.
01:48:40
Fuck off I this this show makes me so unhappy. Why?
01:48:43
What the fuck are you doing? All right.
01:48:45
What the fuck? Fuck this show. Fuck. Flat trans.
01:48:48
Who's watching? Oh, shit.
01:48:49
Back to the gender guy.
01:48:51
Yeah, go back to the show.
01:48:53
Yeah, yeah, well, we're just looking at some real.
01:48:56
Yeah, I don't at that was this last comment, so I don't arguing for there's.
01:48:59
Oh no there was one more one more filming.
01:49:02
So this one was 19 minutes ago from Daniel.
01:49:05
Oh fuck. Yeah. Hey. Breaking news.
01:49:07
I mean, it's kind of believable a majority good people.
01:49:10
Well, we have a comment.
01:49:18
Just under
01:49:18
20 minutes ago, this guy said this.
01:49:22
I mean, it's kind of believable.
01:49:23
A majority of people, guys wouldn't be able
01:49:26
to tell the difference between a male and a female deer based on the head alone.
01:49:29
I assure you, I could not tell the difference until he pointed it out.
01:49:33
And I had eaten at a couple of longhorns before the waiter actually said this.
01:49:37
Hey, fun farcical news anchor.
01:49:39
From now on, family would reference and he anyone by name
01:49:43
like Joe Biden if he says, okay, this guy said this just okay.
01:49:47
Yes, I was I was on a date with a man when that happened.
01:49:52
What?
01:49:52
All right.
01:49:53
Well, the mandate when what happened?
01:49:55
What?
01:49:56
The waiter told me,
01:49:57
they open the restaurant, they put male steers with the male horn.
01:50:01
That.
01:50:02
Thank you. That's perfect. Accident by roll. Right.
01:50:04
You ready? And they answered. Wow. You answer me right. The.
01:50:09
Yeah.
01:50:09
Nothing. All right, move it up.
01:50:11
Did you spell something wrong there?
01:50:12
Was there a misspelling in there?
01:50:15
That's just a machine that does that.
01:50:19
I don't look at that.
01:50:22
I don't know what that means.
01:50:23
I don't it might say it might.
01:50:26
If I say a virgin, it might come out a version and then.
01:50:30
Oh yeah. Yeah.
01:50:31
Oh, and nobody cares. No,
01:50:34
I don't, everyone cares about you.
01:50:38
And you are the kid.
01:50:40
How about the kid? Yeah.
01:50:42
Let's get to the motherfucking.
01:50:47
Deer flag.
01:50:49
A tweet tweet.
01:50:50
What did he say
01:50:52
as a 20 piece?
01:50:54
He said, I'm a 28 year old. He.
01:50:59
He said, deer flag.
01:51:01
I am deer flag.
01:51:03
I'm a 28 year old male who is still fragile.
01:51:05
A deer fleshy, but deer flesh.
01:51:08
This what I think it's my. Sorry.
01:51:11
It's.
01:51:11
I'm a 28 year old male who is still a virgin.
01:51:14
I always wanted to be intimate with a virgin female for my first time,
01:51:18
but I have never, met one.
01:51:21
Let's just be real. Let's just be real.
01:51:23
These guys are virgins and I'm a virgin.
01:51:29
I have had opportunities for sex,
01:51:31
but refrained because she wasn't a virgin,
01:51:35
a virgin.
01:51:36
The older I have gotten,
01:51:39
the older has an aversion to virgins available to virgins.
01:51:43
You should go.
01:51:43
You gotta add that to some kind of wrap.
01:51:44
A virgin.
01:51:47
Hey, go back up to the older I have gotten,
01:51:52
the older I've got, the harder it has become.
01:51:55
Yeah, he's has gotten, the harder it has become to achieve my dream. His
01:52:00
dream of being someone's first and sharing this wonderful experience together.
01:52:05
I doubt there are any that there's anything wrong with that
01:52:08
my age left.
01:52:11
I know I've missed out
01:52:12
on an important aspect of life so that that so many others have had.
01:52:16
Should I start dating younger women?
01:52:18
How young are you talking about, motherfucker?
01:52:20
Or let go of my fairytale first time fantasy
01:52:23
and have sex with just anybody knowing I'll regret it.
01:52:27
Question mark or should I hold out longer
01:52:30
and wait for another virgin to come into my life?
01:52:33
Signed fairy tale. Dream.
01:52:36
Okay.
01:52:36
Fairy tale and dream that you you're you spelled it out.
01:52:40
That's that's a fairy tale and a dream.
01:52:44
That's it's it's awful.
01:52:46
It's.
01:52:47
I mean, certainly that is exactly how it happened for me.
01:52:50
It was a fairy tale in a dream, and it worked out fantastically.
01:52:53
I took the virginity of the person whose virginity I took, who took my virginity.
01:52:58
Whatever I meant.
01:52:59
Was that a fairy tale or a dream? And.
01:53:01
No, no, no, no, if you pass that point,
01:53:05
which he she certainly has,
01:53:08
I mean, he certainly is.
01:53:10
It's just hard to say.
01:53:12
Hey, it's always in my head nowadays.
01:53:14
Hum. But seriously, I,
01:53:18
I was 14 because I had a car.
01:53:22
Wait, what?
01:53:23
Well, I was, I was 14 because I was 13, and then I turned 14.
01:53:29
No, you only turned 14 because you had a car.
01:53:32
You had a car because you were 14.
01:53:34
Makes neither one of those make any sense, right?
01:53:36
I know, and this does not follow that non-sequitur.
01:53:39
No, I, I bought my first car when I was 14,
01:53:42
and instead of riding my bike over to my girlfriend's house, I drove.
01:53:46
And, that's how I got laid for the first time.
01:53:50
Yeah, right. That's exactly is you had a car.
01:53:52
I just had a gun.
01:53:54
You would go, my body would go.
01:53:56
I never went, but they would go trailer parking and it would just.
01:53:59
You just.
01:53:59
He said that you just roll through the trailer park,
01:54:02
and because you had a car, the people that are kind of.
01:54:05
They got nothing to do and nowhere to go there.
01:54:06
Okay.
01:54:09
Yeah.
01:54:10
You okay?
01:54:10
Okay, okay.
01:54:11
I can't that's like telling me how to build a fire.
01:54:15
You know, like telling people how to build a bomb.
01:54:17
Dude, you got to stop being so impressed.
01:54:19
Yeah, we do not condone trailer parking.
01:54:22
Yeah, wrap it up or funeral crash.
01:54:24
That is the worst idea.
01:54:27
Well, this show's about virgins, and I assure you,
01:54:30
you're not going to find any of those trailer park.
01:54:33
Yeah,
01:54:34
so you want to go?
01:54:35
You want to get past the trailer park?
01:54:38
I don't think that's what you should be seeking.
01:54:40
That shouldn't be as coveted as it has been.
01:54:42
Oh, I disagree, there is something to be said.
01:54:46
It does kind of sully things.
01:54:47
I will say, I, I don't want to I don't want to go all the way
01:54:50
to a virgin level, but I also want a triple level body.
01:54:53
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Yeah, I was going to say that.
01:54:55
So you do have like okay at a certain there's there's value to that really.
01:55:00
There's a whole bunch of podcasts the way into it about the level
01:55:04
a virgin is scarce and the person that that virgin is, is probably somebody
01:55:08
who's kind of fucked in the head a little bit.
01:55:09
Right.
01:55:10
The inverse,
01:55:11
somebody on the other side of the coin, somebody who had way too much sex.
01:55:16
And they're also just like, fucked up in a different way.
01:55:18
So do you want to nail somewhere in the middle then? Is that the goal?
01:55:22
Yes. Aim for a certain scale.
01:55:25
Yeah, yeah.
01:55:27
Someone who's an acceptable range.
01:55:29
Does someone, if you were free and clear, if someone you were, you were in it
01:55:35
trying to find someone and they you've kind of found out
01:55:38
that they've had it and a little bit too many.
01:55:41
Yeah.
01:55:42
Would you, would that be a deterrent
01:55:45
or would there be other factors that you would still consider?
01:55:47
And I like this man.
01:55:48
I'm not saying I'm not saying you've invested time much at this point.
01:55:51
I like the slutty ones that don't want to increase their numbers.
01:55:55
So you get this booty call in the middle of a June Thursday
01:56:01
and and it's it's cool because you're already one of her numbers,
01:56:06
so she's not adding to her slut list by banging you.
01:56:13
I love that June Thursday
01:56:16
at some random dance.
01:56:18
Thursday in June, you know, you get 14 of
01:56:21
the list is a men's list that the woman has.
01:56:25
Yeah. No.
01:56:26
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
01:56:27
Exactly. That's.
01:56:28
Yeah.
01:56:28
Well, no keeping a tally
01:56:30
and she doesn't count you against that number if you've already been there.
01:56:34
Just so.
01:56:37
All right.
01:56:38
Well, if you it's true you, if you,
01:56:42
if you want to have
01:56:44
good sex.
01:56:45
Yes. Yes.
01:56:47
Got it.
01:56:48
You should find somebody that's had sex a lot.
01:56:51
If you want to find a wholesome, good woman to help
01:56:54
you build a foundation and a family, I might not want to go that route.
01:57:00
Because chances are, right after she gets bored with you,
01:57:03
whether it's after one year or
01:57:06
34 years, we'd start getting good advice.
01:57:10
Eventually, you'll get bored and she'll move on to start horn with somebody else.
01:57:15
But if you want to have good sex, I assure you.
01:57:20
Here you go.
01:57:21
All right.
01:57:23
Yeah. All right.
01:57:24
We're the chicken.
01:57:26
Oh, sugar. Back.
01:57:28
First you're going to say
01:57:30
break it down.
01:57:32
You gotta love it.
01:57:34
We're going to your place.
01:57:36
And now you got your freak me out.
01:57:39
We'll just do the one verse.
01:57:40
First class.
01:57:41
Get it later.
01:57:44
You want me to stay up?
01:57:46
Wait, is it edited by wire?
01:57:50
Hey, y'all crazy bench back.
01:57:52
You know I'm on top of it.
01:57:54
When I dream I'm doing you all night.
01:57:57
Stretches all down my back to keep right on.
01:58:00
Hey, y'all crazy back about you.
01:58:02
Y'all gotta watch out for me when I dream I'm doing you all night.
01:58:07
Scrunches all down my back to keep right on I like her,
01:58:11
she's like.
01:58:15
Oh, I missed it.
01:58:18
They, the, camel toe bar
01:58:23
when we were up at, college,
01:58:26
partying, tailgating,
01:58:29
played the song at least 5 or 6 times,
01:58:32
which is kind of weird because we were only there for like 2 or 3 hours.
01:58:36
College kids really liked this song.
01:58:41
Where it everybody go?
01:58:46
Why are you gay?
01:58:49
That's exactly why
01:58:51
we've already established that I can't.
01:58:53
Oh wait, there's more comments.
01:58:54
We're still in the middle of our comment.
01:58:57
Didn't end the segment yet,
01:59:00
so we don't really have any comments over on TikTok because look at this.
01:59:03
We have zero views, zero views, zero views, zero views.
01:59:08
Yet blameless.
01:59:10
I miss every video. Oh wait, so you viewed.
01:59:13
Hold on a second. Let's do some math here.
01:59:15
Wait, you viewed the view one one at least one page?
01:59:19
How about this one that I'm either in the middle of coming or sneezing right here?
01:59:23
That's a pretty good one.
01:59:24
That fourth one there that's of my favorite shots.
01:59:28
But, so you've looked at it.
01:59:30
Yeah. I, I looked at it.
01:59:32
I look at it again right here.
01:59:34
Simba. Solon.
01:59:36
The to the moon soul and so and not to the Simba.
01:59:40
So not to the moon has actually reposted these videos.
01:59:44
Really.
01:59:45
Which I, I believe you have to look at to repost.
01:59:47
So we're we're pretty popular somehow though.
01:59:50
Okay.
01:59:50
We've been reposted but with no views.
01:59:54
The funny thing is that. Oh man. Right.
01:59:55
Look, look. Yeah, yeah, something like that.
01:59:57
We can go all the way down.
01:59:58
No views, no views, no views, no views, no views.
02:00:01
I mean, 1 or 2. Bam!
02:00:03
But with hey, look, handsome, the hottest president.
02:00:06
Something must have happened.
02:00:07
I wonder what it was. Let's keep going. It's.
02:00:09
Something's happening in less than a month.
02:00:10
Two I don't know what it is, but something in the back of my mind.
02:00:13
Oh wait, here's one with 4000 views.
02:00:16
Wow. So, like, that's pretty good, right? Right.
02:00:20
Actually 4000.
02:00:21
What is that? Oh, that's about the internet.
02:00:23
See, that's what people want to hear.
02:00:24
They want to hear my tech advice.
02:00:26
That's not the most popular video.
02:00:28
Yeah, that's your specialty.
02:00:32
And that's where the bad rap, breakdancing compared.
02:00:36
Oh, hold on a second.
02:00:41
It looks like something about China.
02:00:44
Wait. We're on. Wait, hold on a second.
02:00:46
I'm latino.
02:00:47
Dino, Dino Dino Dino Dino Dino.
02:00:50
Oh, wait a minute.
02:00:51
Look. Look at our last video.
02:00:53
Almost our last video.
02:00:54
That goes pretty fast in this stupid concert.
02:00:57
Oh, marching like synchronized marching.
02:00:59
I come.
02:00:59
This isn't, an Olympic sport like the rest of the year.
02:01:02
Okay, a little bit.
02:01:03
Oh, my God, they better be.
02:01:06
Dude, I feel like the Olympics are like ESPN, the dojo.
02:01:10
They're going to.
02:01:11
Who owns tickets?
02:01:14
Talk again,
02:01:17
Oh, well, that is interesting.
02:01:21
Yeah.
02:01:22
I think they want to control the election.
02:01:23
They don't want anybody else doing that.
02:01:26
All right?
02:01:26
No, they own us anyway.
02:01:29
Strange.
02:01:35
So do we want to look at the funny?
02:01:37
Sure.
02:01:39
No, I want to see the kid.
02:01:41
The kid?
02:01:43
Yeah.
02:01:44
What is it?
02:01:45
What's the kid? What do you mean, the kid?
02:01:47
I've got a, video where the kid
02:01:50
texts me off guard by asking me a follow up
02:01:53
question to something I blurt out, and I don't have a good answer for him.
02:01:56
My second answer sucks even more, and he, you know, catches me off guard.
02:02:01
You mentioned chicken attack.
02:02:02
We're going to do chicken attack really quick.
02:02:04
I don't chicken attack.
02:02:05
Well, I went to jail.
02:02:07
They never go up.
02:02:08
The videos never go up in the same order.
02:02:10
That's ridiculous.
02:02:11
I was not expecting them losing to my neighbor.
02:02:13
That was like my friend.
02:02:16
Neighbors.
02:02:16
Oh, yeah.
02:02:17
Me over eight dead roosters and one of them facing a felony charge.
02:02:22
Aggravated animal cruelty is a third degree felony,
02:02:24
meaning that he could face up to five years in prison.
02:02:27
I'm Tanika Hughes, I'm Ben Becker in for John Bachman.
02:02:30
Actually, Kristen is live at JSO. Kristen.
02:02:33
All right, so you spoke to both neighbors who disagree
02:02:36
on how and why the rooster died.
02:02:39
So maybe this.
02:02:40
So I always wanted to never, never brought it back.
02:02:42
But for a brief period there was almost a judge flag segment.
02:02:45
So this is potentially judge flag, but unfortunately he's walking away.
02:02:48
So I'm just going to go, oh I'm getting my robe on.
02:02:52
I'm I'm about to lay down.
02:02:54
Just got a little knot.
02:02:55
You say you're getting a robot. You got a robot.
02:02:58
No. My roll by justice I'm going to be judge pledge.
02:03:01
Robot. Whatever. Way cooler.
02:03:04
Oh, we get a robot that died.
02:03:09
Yeah.
02:03:10
The two neighbors say they will not come to.
02:03:13
Oh, so they're virgins.
02:03:14
Two oh,
02:03:17
Good job.
02:03:17
I love the I love the long stare.
02:03:20
I always love the awkwardly long stare before, like,
02:03:22
the segment starts because they're waiting for the queue.
02:03:23
But the neighbors who always agree on the Wi-Fi
02:03:27
delay died.
02:03:30
It's the same industry over.
02:03:32
So they will, for come to an agreement.
02:03:35
But no matter what, all right?
02:03:36
None of them spending 30 hours inside the jail on an animal cruelty charge.
02:03:41
He says he disagrees with.
02:03:44
I didn't know to give it a 21 gun salute.
02:03:47
I'm going to come mouth to mouth, you know, or call the chicken ambulance.
02:03:52
Big Roo was Jason Day.
02:03:53
Flea says pet rooster.
02:03:55
That is until James Nicks hit it with a stick.
02:03:58
So I'm defending myself.
02:04:00
You know, I was fear for my safety.
02:04:03
And the chicken, you know, dad, Nick says the rooster attacked people.
02:04:08
I have not heard it because I know the neighbor here.
02:04:11
I know him like we were friends.
02:04:13
An animal attacked.
02:04:16
It was dear to him.
02:04:18
After chicken here, my dad said, hey, man, the chicken attacked my dad.
02:04:22
Chickens think you are just a chicken?
02:04:23
What's he gonna do?
02:04:25
Okay, well, no, you're like you disagree on how others saw.
02:04:29
It's called the chicken.
02:04:30
You live over there?
02:04:31
They were throwing rocks and sticks at this chair.
02:04:33
But we always tell you,
02:04:34
the kids down here, these two chicken little bit like we throw rocks at it.
02:04:38
And one day, Nick says the rooster followed him and attacked him.
02:04:42
Doesn't do that much.
02:04:43
Where's my safety? And chicken is not,
02:04:49
chicken that I can't let you.
02:04:53
I'm that good for the first you play them, I love you.
02:04:57
Come. Let's go. Tell me.
02:04:58
Get more chicken eyes.
02:05:00
But you can't go.
02:05:04
You. You know that I'm not gonna fly.
02:05:08
Oh, you want us? How?
02:05:17
I'm not scared of the dairy in any way.
02:05:20
I'm the be.
02:05:26
Yeah.
02:05:28
What did he say?
02:05:30
What do you say in this corner?
02:05:32
123 pounds with safety glasses and a
02:05:35
will to not just milk, but also without their hands.
02:05:38
And every known that the kid is beyond years.
02:05:42
I love kids, I'm the kid.
02:05:45
What are they?
02:05:46
Are there any kids?
02:05:47
Oh, what?
02:05:48
This week on Fledge Ranch Live.
02:05:51
We're covering innocence.
02:05:52
And I'm here with the poster boy for innocence.
02:05:54
Our his own.
02:05:56
What is there?
02:05:58
Jizz in the camera? What?
02:06:00
Sorry, lam.
02:06:02
The kid is there.
02:06:04
Looks like two virgins is what Muslims are promised.
02:06:08
It's like a cum stain on the the, the suicide bombing.
02:06:11
Yeah. Yeah. What? I've heard that before.
02:06:14
I just all over my screen.
02:06:17
I can't see you, like, special. So.
02:06:19
Yeah, I do a suicide bombing. Yeah. Yeah, I've heard that before.
02:06:23
72 virgins is what Muslims are promised.
02:06:26
If they, if they, do a suicide bombing.
02:06:29
Yeah, yeah, I've heard that before.
02:06:31
Ahmed, the terrorist, you know, he talked about that a lot.
02:06:34
Yeah, special.
02:06:35
So nice.
02:06:37
I'm clear with it. Okay.
02:06:39
Is that the puppet?
02:06:40
What else?
02:06:41
I think so, yeah. Stuff to follow up on.
02:06:43
Otherwise, I've got, a couple of questions for you.
02:06:47
DC or Marvel, DC or Marvel.
02:06:51
I mean, I think Marvel's the one.
02:06:53
Hang on a second.
02:06:55
Draw needs to be here to hit a button.
02:06:59
A nerd.
02:07:03
I'll back that up a minute.
02:07:04
I'll give you another chance.
02:07:06
I'll give you another chance.
02:07:08
No one else here to stop the whole thing.
02:07:11
Otherwise, I've got, a couple questions for you.
02:07:15
DC or Marvel DC are horrible.
02:07:18
No, I mean, I think Marvel's got the right answer,
02:07:22
but after endgame, you know, I don't really care anymore.
02:07:25
I'm kind of done with it.
02:07:26
Oh, that's even that's the most nerdy answer you could have gotten right?
02:07:30
Virgin answer?
02:07:32
Yeah, I think the heroes are better.
02:07:34
Oh, it comes up and stuff. The Marvel.
02:07:36
Something's coming up. Yeah. We're better. Yeah.
02:07:39
What? And, and Marvel can kick.
02:07:42
This is, Yeah.
02:07:43
Oh, yeah.
02:07:44
I, how about Star Trek or Star Wars?
02:07:47
What does that even mean?
02:07:48
Oh, that was quick.
02:07:49
Marvel, DC, ask anyone in Marvel
02:07:53
what? Who could kick his ass?
02:07:55
You guys, are you guys going?
02:07:56
Did he just threaten you? Draw?
02:07:57
I think he just threatened group of this group of characters.
02:08:00
Could beat this other group of fake characters. All right, all right.
02:08:03
Yeah.
02:08:03
Based on their stats, which side is the ambiguously Gay duo?
02:08:08
And that's the one that I would write for. Yeah.
02:08:10
TV funhouse.
02:08:12
Clearly, DC.
02:08:16
Yeah, yeah, I'm afraid so, actually.
02:08:19
Yeah.
02:08:19
Can you give can you give me an N by them one more time and bump
02:08:24
and, Yeah. Oh, yeah. For sure.
02:08:26
I put the h.
02:08:27
Emphasize Star Trek. The guy.
02:08:30
Oh, that's not that.
02:08:32
And bam, I meant the other one, but I watch.
02:08:34
Oh, that fucking ninja.
02:08:36
I'm so nice.
02:08:38
Yeah, I have to rewatch a ton of what? Rewind.
02:08:41
We got ADHD in this game, and Marvel can kick you to death.
02:08:45
Yeah. Oh, yeah. For sure.
02:08:48
How about Star Trek or Star Wars?
02:08:49
Star Wars? Oh, that was quick.
02:08:52
I've never had a Star Trek, so I don't know if it's any good or not,
02:08:54
but I want, I want Captain Janeway is the shit.
02:08:57
So agreed.
02:08:58
That's voice.
02:09:00
Well, it's there's actually that's an apples to oranges
02:09:03
it's fantasy which is Star Wars versus science fiction.
02:09:07
It doesn't look good compared to make it work in Star Trek.
02:09:10
Yeah. Star Wars, those ships wouldn't fly.
02:09:13
Oh, yeah.
02:09:14
And I'm sure they would slave one.
02:09:17
Why would they terminate?
02:09:18
No. Brilliant, brilliant. Wait. Hold turns.
02:09:21
Oh, wait.
02:09:21
No, no, it's no Boba Fett's can either find in a bug for us.
02:09:27
Can you, can you put that in the man bun for us?
02:09:30
Yes he can. The kid. The kid.
02:09:33
I want to know if Kid Strong.
02:09:35
Let's go back to my job.
02:09:38
But if the kid has mentioned it before, I may maybe
02:09:41
let go on my mullet assumption because, no, he has never made one.
02:09:46
Okay, well, it's definitely a mullet.
02:09:48
That's definitely a mullet.
02:09:49
It's getting long, but it's all getting long.
02:09:51
It's not a mullet by definition.
02:09:53
So what was what was the premise of this sound like?
02:09:57
Verse?
02:09:58
You you both went and recorded that video and you both went,
02:10:00
okay, let's go into this to try to sound like the biggest virgins we could be.
02:10:04
Is that what that was? Yes.
02:10:07
Okay. Oh, I get it now. That's okay.
02:10:09
Guys, you're crazily hilarious. Nailed it.
02:10:12
It's good.
02:10:14
Oh, keep on coming.
02:10:15
You got another kid? Gross.
02:10:16
No one wants to come. You just want to keep him coming.
02:10:19
Yeah.
02:10:20
So you want me instead of playing kid videos?
02:10:23
You want me to keep them coming?
02:10:25
Yeah. Come on out with the brawl.
02:10:26
Brawler whips him to the corner. Here he comes.
02:10:27
Oh my God, look how good we look.
02:10:31
Looks like I'm going to come on the top.
02:10:34
Hey! The kid!
02:10:35
Hey, have you heard?
02:10:36
I'm starting a, support group
02:10:40
for men with small wieners.
02:10:43
Oh, really?
02:10:44
Yeah.
02:10:45
Yeah, I think it's just the right. Like,
02:10:48
Yes, I haven't.
02:10:49
We've been talking about that for a bit.
02:10:51
Yeah. That's it.
02:10:52
You know.
02:10:53
Oh, yeah. It's, it's, it's a slider.
02:10:56
All right, I love it. From where? Yeah.
02:10:59
Homemade.
02:11:00
Why is there not Sharpie above your name that says the above?
02:11:04
Gary?
02:11:06
Because the Sharpie doesn't show up on blue.
02:11:09
There's a white background, dipshit,
02:11:11
and it's not big enough for a Sharpie.
02:11:14
Yeah, there's some kind of, like, he never eats it.
02:11:19
Oh, he's like, he eats right?
02:11:21
You can watch him eat the whole, like, I need that as a draft.
02:11:25
Oh, there it is.
02:11:27
Oh, wait.
02:11:27
What happened? Where do they hit? Sorry.
02:11:30
Are you saying that he's pretending to bite and you?
02:11:34
Yeah. It's fake.
02:11:35
It's like a commercial for homemade sliders.
02:11:39
So he's like.
02:11:42
I love this part.
02:11:44
You're doing that?
02:11:46
I know what you should do right there.
02:11:47
Oh, let's just do an hour of that,
02:11:50
okay?
02:11:51
I gotta go whack off right now.
02:11:55
They might.
02:11:58
It might seem like I say, whenever a new segment is unusually small.
02:12:03
Wieners.
02:12:04
Oh, really? Yeah.
02:12:05
Yeah, cause I have a name at all.
02:12:08
Yes, I think it's just the right.
02:12:10
Like wiener guy that you.
02:12:13
They're small wiener guys.
02:12:16
Yeah. Okay.
02:12:18
Where can I apply that? I missed that on the side.
02:12:20
We have a lockout tag out in his pocket.
02:12:22
I've heard that is a lockout tag. Go.
02:12:26
Okay, so I don't I've heard
02:12:30
what?
02:12:30
You have some low down tag that right now. Okay.
02:12:33
Yeah. Right now he's looking at it.
02:12:36
You don't qualify. I've heard.
02:12:40
You look at that mullet.
02:12:41
Hold on. So I didn't look at it.
02:12:43
Do you guys work with your penises out?
02:12:45
How did he check that so quick?
02:12:48
It took.
02:12:48
It actually took him longer than needed to be.
02:12:50
Actually, you can tell I'm not working
02:12:52
because I've got my regular glasses on instead of the goggles.
02:12:56
I know how long my penis is from memory.
02:12:59
No. Once I know which side of the building, they're just the right length.
02:13:02
Like micro. Yeah, micro. What's the cut off for my.
02:13:05
The kid had to look.
02:13:07
Oh, shit. It's just the right length.
02:13:08
And why did I ruin a video?
02:13:10
Damn it. See, I gotta stop watching these.
02:13:13
Is that three?
02:13:14
Three inches okay. Yeah.
02:13:15
So you said three inches and seven inches.
02:13:20
That just
02:13:23
shows that
02:13:25
size is.
02:13:30
Nice cock.
02:13:31
Brady.
02:13:33
Nice guy.
02:13:34
I think it's just the right length.
02:13:37
Oh wait. It it grew.
02:13:38
Now it says 2.5 is the standard deviation.
02:13:42
Oh I see for people with the 2.5 standard deviation
02:13:45
I've pretty much nailed it with the three inches in adults, a penis
02:13:49
that measures 3.67 or less when gently stretched.
02:13:55
What does that mean, stretched?
02:13:57
I'm not making this shit up.
02:13:59
Everyone's everyone's everyone's genitals.
02:14:01
Gently.
02:14:02
Yeah, right.
02:14:03
How much do you need to be?
02:14:05
Gently.
02:14:07
Oh, okay.
02:14:07
Hold on. I want to legally bigger a stretch.
02:14:10
Should we all make on our penises and see at what point?
02:14:14
At what point gently becomes, Gently.
02:14:17
Yeah. Yeah.
02:14:19
How? Until you don't need enough that
02:14:21
we don't need to know that Peter isn't pain isn't real.
02:14:24
Pain is even real.
02:14:25
Just like it's penis that measures 3.76in or less when.
02:14:29
Yeah, I got nine. He
02:14:32
can on its own, but it also accompanies other health problems
02:14:35
due to hormonal disorders or congenital present at birth conditions.
02:14:39
Your child's.
02:14:40
Whoa, what?
02:14:41
Whoa whoa whoa.
02:14:44
I've got a first of all, it's saying in adults.
02:14:46
And then it just immediately segues to your child's symptoms.
02:14:50
Yeah, well, I didn't even mention I had a child.
02:14:54
Wait, it's not for me.
02:14:55
It's one of those thing. It's not for me. It's for my child.
02:14:58
So I was asking someone, oh, you're a penis.
02:15:00
What would my child do about micro penis?
02:15:03
And is there anything that my child can do to fix his or her micro penis?
02:15:07
Yes. This is a micro Fenice 2024 CIC.
02:15:12
Yeah.
02:15:13
I'm not.
02:15:14
I'm not woke, but I'm on.
02:15:16
My son will become pregnant.
02:15:19
I would consider doing what I don't want to do a dick measurement kind of.
02:15:23
Gary's been holding me hostage.
02:15:26
If you could contact the authorities or something, please, please do that.
02:15:29
I don't I don't know what, I don't know what. He's me.
02:15:32
Call the police.
02:15:33
How long? I don't know. Got planned by some devious.
02:15:35
Okay, I can do like.
02:15:37
Oh, no.
02:15:40
He walked away.
02:15:40
Thank God he walked away during that. Holy shit.
02:15:42
Someone what?
02:15:43
Someone please call.
02:15:44
Actually, don't call 911. Please don't.
02:15:46
This is the fake show.
02:15:48
We're all playing characters, so what?
02:15:51
What if we don't?
02:15:52
We don't have a dick measurement contest, but we have, like, an elasticity contest.
02:15:57
You like, measure it regular, then you stretch it gently,
02:16:01
and then you measure it again, and you see what the difference is.
02:16:04
The difference.
02:16:04
And we give each other what the difference is.
02:16:07
How much, how far can you stretch your your again. Wow.
02:16:12
Great. Was
02:16:14
right.
02:16:22
This is like horse.
02:16:24
He could help us out.
02:16:25
That's.
02:16:28
There's tons of fun.
02:16:30
It was so great.
02:16:34
Okay, I wasn't kidding.
02:16:37
I'm coming to you.
02:16:38
Your pants come up right. How's.
02:16:43
I think we're on to something.
02:16:44
Actually, we could do under.
02:16:47
Yeah, yeah, let's do this.
02:16:49
Make it a regular segment.
02:16:50
Well, so you talked about the progress, but
02:16:53
there is a, a group of people called Tucker's.
02:16:56
Oh, Tucker. There's people that were.
02:16:58
It's people that were circumcised.
02:17:00
Oh, regrow their forces.
02:17:03
They do exercises and they take medications
02:17:06
that can supposedly regrow their foreskin.
02:17:10
Yeah.
02:17:10
They claim that if you have, they claim that if you have your foreskin,
02:17:14
the scientific thing says that, like, you actually have to wash your foreskin
02:17:17
like 3 to 4 times a day because of the moisture that gets in there.
02:17:21
I can kind of like, yeah, create smells in bacteria.
02:17:24
And like, that's the real reason they were kind of like a vagina.
02:17:28
Yeah. It's kind of like a.
02:17:28
Yeah.
02:17:29
Becomes like, did you imagine dying of cock infection
02:17:33
now? The
02:17:35
what I was going to say about, the circumcision,
02:17:39
they were tired of dying from their cocks and they said, you know what?
02:17:43
Cut that thing off.
02:17:45
Every boy should have it cut off so they don't go through this.
02:17:50
The problem with it, Tucker made it like even they feel like they've been robbed.
02:17:53
Something that they that they didn't have a choice in.
02:17:57
And they claim that there was like extra sensitivity when being non circumcised.
02:18:03
But I would say that like if I was not like I couldn't go for
02:18:06
any more sensitivity like I my, my shit's pretty, pretty well in the sensitivity.
02:18:11
Did you know that
02:18:12
no one asked if you wanted colloidal silver dropped in your eyeballs
02:18:15
when you were born, but you had colloidal silver dropped in your eyeballs
02:18:20
when you were born, and everyone does colloidal silver?
02:18:23
Okay, so I'd like to weigh in on that. Okay.
02:18:27
And what the colloidal silver or the.
02:18:29
I saw.
02:18:30
I saw the shit. The foreskin thing.
02:18:33
I saw the shit.
02:18:37
Oh, you saw it?
02:18:38
I went that.
02:18:38
No, no, to be clear.
02:18:40
Pull the piece of silver. Hold on.
02:18:42
To be clear, that is not a euphemism for anything.
02:18:45
I saw the shit piece.
02:18:48
Oh, the circum.
02:18:49
You see what I'm saying?
02:18:50
No. Yeah, I saw it in the in the in the eye slits, the shitting blood in skin.
02:18:54
Oh, the.
02:18:55
Well, are you talking about mucus and placenta?
02:18:58
Yeah.
02:18:58
So they use colloidal silver.
02:19:00
I was like, dude, does that shit again?
02:19:03
Does that shitting? Yeah. They're out.
02:19:05
There is a group of speaking of virgins, there is a group of, rabbis
02:19:09
that will it's somewhat outlawed, but there are a group
02:19:12
still that don't talk about it, don't talk about it.
02:19:14
Yeah. That's they will use their teeth to circumcise the.
02:19:17
For the yarmulke. Yep. You look it up. Yep.
02:19:21
Oh we love the.
02:19:22
We've actually we've actually we've actually refer to
02:19:25
we've found that God
02:19:29
I'm thinking
02:19:29
about getting re circumcised mouth.
02:19:33
So you're telling us Tucker this motherfucker.
02:19:35
That's a Tucker you should know.
02:19:36
No no no penis weights, long hyphen.
02:19:40
But if you want to wait res read this first.
02:19:44
It's not like tying it to your dick.
02:19:46
It's you got whatever.
02:19:47
Penis weights. Exactly. Skin.
02:19:49
All right. I'm sorry. You're not talking about making it longer.
02:19:51
You're just talking about, like, getting getting your circumcision undone.
02:19:55
No, but I'm interested in this anyway.
02:19:56
Not that I'm saying I'm interested in it personally. Yeah.
02:19:59
Forget this gently tugging man. Right.
02:20:01
What about to. To be clear.
02:20:04
Well, why should the penis weights?
02:20:07
But if you want to anyway. Reference. Right.
02:20:09
Read this first.
02:20:12
What are penis weights?
02:20:13
The exact name suggested weights for your penis.
02:20:16
Yeah, to be brilliant.
02:20:17
Penis weights come in a few different styles.
02:20:19
And how are they supposed to work?
02:20:20
Well,
02:20:20
the gist of it is the weight of the end of your penis
02:20:22
creates enough resistance to gradually stretch
02:20:23
the tendons and muscles in your shaft.
02:20:25
I don't know why keep you hold on and you end up with a longer pain.
02:20:30
Okay, the word I'm trying to use seriously.
02:20:33
And suddenly, instead of using penis, you use the word penis.
02:20:36
Healthline is why not just say schlong a long?
02:20:39
You know it was longer is a lot longer.
02:20:42
Long.
02:20:43
All right. You could have just said,
02:20:44
I'm checking Cambridge, but is it longer and more narrow?
02:20:47
Because that's that's a great question.
02:20:49
Does it increase your size maybe.
02:20:51
Well, gradually stretching.
02:20:52
Stretching your penis using a traction device has been shown to work,
02:20:56
but the research is pretty neat.
02:20:57
It would you really want to lose thickness?
02:21:00
Check. It says check. It says check the internet.
02:21:02
It says check the unit.
02:21:05
Yeah.
02:21:06
That's a ball peen top of the head. Right.
02:21:08
So you're stretching the head
02:21:10
balls.
02:21:11
We did penis balls.
02:21:13
Next week we should do flat Grant's penis
02:21:16
pillow.
02:21:16
Your body sounds like the head of a penis.
02:21:20
The pain part.
02:21:22
So, does the research support this? Nope.
02:21:24
It's anecdotal.
02:21:25
Just yank it on the head because you want the whole. Well, vice.
02:21:28
All right.
02:21:28
So. Right. Well, that's what I was looking for
02:21:30
because they've got back surgery that snips.
02:21:32
They got that surgery, that snip
02:21:34
some shit in your taint area that allows like the internal cock to come out more.
02:21:38
You go out.
02:21:39
Yeah. I don't want that done. No, no.
02:21:42
It sounds like if you were too hard, you can have some bad penis split, right?
02:21:46
Yeah, I don't know. Yeah.
02:21:48
The whole thing.
02:21:48
That's one.
02:21:49
Did you know,
02:21:50
did you know that you haven't heard of the penis enlarger in forever?
02:21:54
I apparently that probably didn't work right.
02:21:56
I did 14 to grow.
02:21:59
This is it.
02:21:59
This is a more, you know, the team, the pumps.
02:22:02
The wider the tech, the shorter the taint determines
02:22:05
the masculinity of a piece of of the gender, of the species.
02:22:09
So if you see a woman, it was the size of the balls.
02:22:11
A woman between her,
02:22:14
you know, the penis there is the taint.
02:22:17
First of all, I may be stupid with my bio biology is the taint, the space
02:22:21
between the anus in the taint your balls and taint your China or the ball.
02:22:25
All right.
02:22:25
And a man's a man who's masculine has a huge space
02:22:29
between the two in a woman's, it's more the more feminine.
02:22:33
The woman is the, you know, the they're almost sometimes they're like, wow,
02:22:37
Jonas, there must be just like a wall in there.
02:22:40
Okay, so you're saying that there's a correlation.
02:22:42
Sorry. I'm sorry I got distracted.
02:22:44
I was thinking about how many.
02:22:45
How many male have you seen?
02:22:47
And have you measured and correlated?
02:22:49
How should we incorporate that into our our pain measurement?
02:22:54
How does a I don't fucking don't think I've ever seen
02:22:59
I don't think I've ever seen any balls at my own in person.
02:23:02
I've got some hammers.
02:23:04
Let me see if I got a ball peen.
02:23:06
Do I, do they even have a ball like that?
02:23:08
He's getting up to look in his pants.
02:23:10
Let me see if I have a ball peen.
02:23:11
Yeah. Where's your latest? Okay, here.
02:23:14
There's a pin.
02:23:15
Wait, so when people talk about Jewish and Yamaka, are they circumcised or.
02:23:19
No, they
02:23:21
they are.
02:23:22
But any like most Christian or anybody that like,
02:23:24
you know, I don't know, for some reason it's valued in the medical community.
02:23:27
And there is there goes back teria and seems very honored
02:23:33
shared that can that's collect on your this part's the question.
02:23:37
That's because it's like it's a wraps he wraps up and over.
02:23:41
So it becomes like a, area where sweat and then it's smell.
02:23:46
You have to wash it like.
02:23:48
Yeah, people been popping guy. Yeah.
02:23:50
We saw that being. Yep.
02:23:52
Do you think, job.
02:23:53
Good job.
02:23:54
Gary.
02:23:57
Good job.
02:24:00
Let's say you
02:24:02
what say
02:24:04
let's say I forgot to ask the question.
02:24:06
What say you?
02:24:07
What say you?
02:24:10
What is beard?
02:24:11
So I'll just ask it after circumcised or not.
02:24:17
So, Gary.
02:24:18
Gary, if you had kids, would you have them circumcised? No,
02:24:22
no, you would have them.
02:24:23
My question says, are you.
02:24:25
I thought you were asking
02:24:26
are you know, I'm asking if you are circumcised yourself.
02:24:29
Oh, me.
02:24:29
Oh everyone is we all I can tell.
02:24:32
So I mean, so I mean, I think we all are.
02:24:35
We were never going to talk about that party.
02:24:38
He's like come, do you hear him?
02:24:39
He's like, come to my party again.
02:24:40
Why won't anybody come to my party?
02:24:43
That's why no one wants to go to Gary's parties, is Gary.
02:24:45
Parties are like, did he party? Yeah, I lost them at your party.
02:24:48
Dude, I don't remember what happened. You lit a couch on fire.
02:24:50
You said the next thing I knew, I'm halfway home.
02:24:53
I'm like, what the fuck?
02:24:55
Yeah, I know, light up.
02:24:57
It was light out and everybody has a good time.
02:25:00
Okay, in all seriousness, what are the risks of stretching
02:25:03
your penis with weights?
02:25:04
Ooh, it'll tear the skin.
02:25:06
There's nerve damage, there's bruising, there's blood clots.
02:25:08
There's lots of sensation in your head. I'm sorry.
02:25:11
What does that even mean? Lost.
02:25:12
Lost weight. It's hugely different.
02:25:15
Loss of
02:25:17
penile fracture.
02:25:18
You could break your penis.
02:25:19
Oh, man, I just watched my proven broken penis.
02:25:22
I'll tell you what.
02:25:23
It doesn't ever heal. Somebody put.
02:25:26
Somebody broke a penis.
02:25:27
And maybe it was the new baby.
02:25:29
It snapped.
02:25:30
They fell off.
02:25:30
No, there was somebody in, like, there's a semi 70 year.
02:25:33
There was, was the.
02:25:35
She was supposedly some of those were fake.
02:25:37
Supposedly.
02:25:39
Yeah. I couldn't believe it.
02:25:41
So what happened was she was on top.
02:25:42
She was a large woman and she was really going at it and she must.
02:25:46
And she freaking broke the blood thing.
02:25:49
I mean, he was at the side and it was everywhere.
02:25:53
I would, I would have guessed, hemorrhaged or burst, but they said broke
02:25:56
and then whatever broke the whatever, not the blood sack.
02:25:59
But there's an actual.
02:26:01
Yeah, some I mean, in that moment, like, all this is
02:26:04
the only thing that comes to your head is just like, what you gonna do?
02:26:08
It's like, I don't know if, you gotta go.
02:26:11
If you are, you are you, like, put a bandage on it.
02:26:14
You if you are going to put weights on your penis.
02:26:17
The last advice I'm going to give you is start low.
02:26:20
Where are you putting the weights though?
02:26:22
You're just struggling to suck. Move downward.
02:26:24
Great question.
02:26:25
Oh wait son, are you have are you fully erect.
02:26:28
You're stretching in is like what?
02:26:31
How do you know?
02:26:32
Are you supposed to be erect again?
02:26:34
Bruising, pain, laceration or tear eating swelling cases?
02:26:38
How do you describe a painting?
02:26:40
Peeing. Sorry.
02:26:41
You keep screwing a snapper popping sound.
02:26:44
Intense pain if blood leaking from your keyboard.
02:26:47
Well, I've had blood.
02:26:48
I've had blood leak from all kinds of parts of my body.
02:26:51
But now
02:26:53
I've even passed stones.
02:26:56
And. Good, good.
02:26:57
So your penis. Blood virgin?
02:27:00
Yeah. I've had blood leaking out of my anus.
02:27:02
I thought I thought I had an ulcer.
02:27:03
Thanks for asking.
02:27:05
That's going to be a beautiful drop.
02:27:08
Turns out they don't know what it was, and it just stopped happening.
02:27:12
Isn't that fun?
02:27:13
No, no, it was leaking like an active drip.
02:27:17
No, it was like twice.
02:27:18
It was sliding.
02:27:19
Did you need to put a tampon up there or what other twist it could have been to?
02:27:24
It could have been twist too much Twizzlers.
02:27:26
Was. Was he too wide or too deep?
02:27:27
Nobody's hit it. Everybody clear on that? Nobody's hit it.
02:27:30
I've never put anything in there.
02:27:32
No, there's anything wrong with that.
02:27:34
Not even a finger.
02:27:34
Some people like, oh, dude, stick a stick to configure that.
02:27:37
Would you jack off? No. Nothing's ever been in there.
02:27:39
It's too gross for me because, like, who says that?
02:27:41
You people say that to you all the time.
02:27:44
What can you do?
02:27:45
They don't say that. They're rectal virgin. Oh.
02:27:50
I'm pretty sure he wasn't ever, ever told me.
02:27:52
Are you sure you said that on the Brady just walking away?
02:27:54
No. You were talking about. No, that was the kid.
02:27:57
The kid was talking about the the.
02:27:59
And I was like, what? Chick's having anal sex?
02:28:01
I told you people do that.
02:28:02
It wasn't me. It was my child. I'm asking for my child.
02:28:05
I don't want to stick a finger. Fucking kid.
02:28:07
Goddamn that kid.
02:28:08
What ever happened to the kid?
02:28:11
Yeah. So the kid.
02:28:12
Yeah.
02:28:16
I'm the kid.
02:28:17
I don't think that was enough.
02:28:18
Wait, there's another one.
02:28:19
It was definitely the end of the kid for.
02:28:22
Wait.
02:28:22
You said there were five kids involved.
02:28:25
Wait, did the kids record? Well, I was,
02:28:29
I know I was counted.
02:28:30
There was not a there was only four.
02:28:32
No, no, you did not.
02:28:33
Man with you did not. See you guys.
02:28:37
What do you say.
02:28:39
What do you say? He's holding me hostage.
02:28:41
He said he likes to suck a, support group for you.
02:28:45
We did. We watch this one already?
02:28:47
Yeah, right. Yeah.
02:28:48
You must see he's eating the same burger.
02:28:50
He's got a couple he doesn't get any smaller.
02:28:53
This is our lunch break.
02:28:54
Is this a game he's playing?
02:28:55
He's.
02:28:55
He's eating the same size burger for all three. Yes.
02:28:59
It's it's a yeah, it's a total sham.
02:29:03
Oh I see, I see, I see
02:29:05
I was like four different burgers but he keeps the same size bit for right.
02:29:10
The phone falls right here.
02:29:11
Terrible on every kid.
02:29:13
Different day, different location. Yeah.
02:29:15
Completely different outfits. Oh.
02:29:17
Oh what was that?
02:29:18
Just go to the screen. Yes.
02:29:21
Can you play that? What happened to the screen?
02:29:22
Can you play the Trump shooting.
02:29:24
You got to play the oh what's that please.
02:29:27
Yeah.
02:29:28
Fuck happened okay.
02:29:30
Wait wait wait. All right.
02:29:32
You did a lot early.
02:29:33
But do it. Do it now.
02:29:34
Different outfits.
02:29:35
Oh you.
02:29:36
Oh that's
02:29:39
so. Well,
02:29:40
nice on the antique.
02:29:41
You're fucking phone like jacket. No.
02:29:45
It was precariously behind a sheet of plastic, and it was like hanging there.
02:29:51
Was it?
02:29:51
Yeah. You go back. Hold on, hold on.
02:29:54
There's.
02:29:55
There's somebody on the water tower.
02:29:56
Look right here.
02:29:57
There's a there's a there's somebody in the car. That's right.
02:30:00
I think they shot the camera in a cloud.
02:30:03
Why didn't they.
02:30:04
Why didn't somebody sweep this car?
02:30:06
Why is there plastic in front of the.
02:30:09
Is that a camera throw?
02:30:11
Plastic was the only thing holding it there.
02:30:14
Holding left where the phone is there.
02:30:18
Do you need, like, just a little
02:30:21
camera?
02:30:22
Holy right. I know because I've sent him.
02:30:25
I've sent him tens of ones of links of Amazon, tripod.
02:30:29
Oh, hello.
02:30:32
Okay, so I'm here. We'll get them.
02:30:34
Get that.
02:30:36
He said different day.
02:30:38
I find that suspicious because I do.
02:30:40
Oh no no usually
02:30:41
drinking game is you got drink every time the kid lies in this one.
02:30:45
What about you?
02:30:45
Every time the kid says, it's a
02:30:49
the burgers right there.
02:30:50
He's still chewing the burger.
02:30:51
You guys didn't even wait a second.
02:30:54
And all and all the videos are every time the kid,
02:30:56
every time there's a burger stamped.
02:30:59
Yeah. Drink every kid. Choose a burger.
02:31:01
We had any lunch period.
02:31:04
000, shoot. Okay.
02:31:07
Where was that? That's.
02:31:08
There's no way the like the kid and I go to the same tailor.
02:31:11
Look at that. Yeah.
02:31:12
So, tell me in the comments.
02:31:15
Now, even see us through the plastic that I've got this attached.
02:31:18
Why is there plastic I don't understand, yes, we can see.
02:31:21
It looks just like all my wife's pictures.
02:31:23
Because you right now she has thumbprints on the on the camera.
02:31:28
Oh, yeah.
02:31:29
I just all over my screen.
02:31:31
I can't see you right now.
02:31:32
All right, well, as above, so below.
02:31:36
Honey.
02:31:36
No, seriously, as above, so below.
02:31:39
All right. There's one. Okay, so there's one more.
02:31:41
Are we going to blow our load and this bridge anymore?
02:31:45
Yeah.
02:31:45
It's purely because when we go you're like, oh, I have five kids.
02:31:48
Me that was not a fucking video.
02:31:49
That was shit for you.
02:31:51
We got more entertainment out of the screen going, going fucking.
02:31:54
I didn't think that I had anything, I got the kids to show.
02:31:59
Oh, you're posting it then why are you posting them? Then?
02:32:02
They're like, Lester, what is this? Yeah.
02:32:04
Oh, I just I hit the think record button and I hit the stop.
02:32:09
What the.
02:32:09
That's all I did for show.
02:32:11
The Brady and Draw show relies on the carryover audience from flood rants.
02:32:16
Right.
02:32:18
And if
02:32:19
you're just killing it, I'm always killing
02:32:23
you, are I?
02:32:24
I don't I don't speak for that.
02:32:25
I don't know what that was about. That's okay.
02:32:28
I speak for 50% of the Brady in Georgia.
02:32:31
Yeah.
02:32:31
And 33 and a third of this draw.
02:32:35
It's pretty crazy, but,
02:32:39
up until that video, I would say
02:32:41
there has not been one fuck up on tonight's show.
02:32:45
All right.
02:32:48
Continue.
02:32:49
Hey. We're here.
02:32:51
I'm here and he's here and we're here. Yep.
02:32:55
I had a couple as well. Similar. Oh, yeah.
02:32:57
Just zoom. All right? I can just zoom in on the kid.
02:33:00
That's all. We need to see a couple questions from the producer.
02:33:02
That's the, the kid and, yes, I had questions posted on the virginity ones.
02:33:07
Didn't make any sense. So what?
02:33:10
The same again.
02:33:11
My question is, are you a virgin?
02:33:13
Said.
02:33:14
I said, are you a virgin? Yeah.
02:33:16
And if you answer, not you.
02:33:18
It's. Yes. Hold on Gary, you said yes.
02:33:20
If you're not a virgin, you're a virgin.
02:33:22
A virgin when you're playing, your entire virginity,
02:33:27
you're a virgin,
02:33:29
you know, you're a virgin.
02:33:33
If the journey through.
02:33:34
If he tells a fib.
02:33:35
Look at that face.
02:33:37
Look at that. It's chiseled. Right? Yeah.
02:33:40
It wants to be chiseled, but it's just not old enough yet.
02:33:43
That's one handsome man when he grows up, right?
02:33:46
Right.
02:33:49
Chris, do you have anything to say to him?
02:33:52
Yeah.
02:33:52
George, come and sit down.
02:33:55
That's something you never want to hear somebody
02:33:57
something know or want to hear a grown man say is he's going to be really boring.
02:34:02
I'm not. I'm not saying it. I was going to be a handsome.
02:34:04
Would you be interested in posting flat Dragons live?
02:34:09
What's the pay?
02:34:10
So that's what I see every week.
02:34:12
Okay. He's eating the
02:34:14
he's a gimmick podcast.
02:34:16
So what's the experience to I think that's what you're getting paid with, right.
02:34:19
That's true.
02:34:20
What up for yourself now.
02:34:21
But I think it's going to be interesting to do.
02:34:24
One night you will be paid in blowjobs.
02:34:26
We've got a a likely candidate and, I think you do.
02:34:29
Fantastic.
02:34:31
And I've been to the chair every 15 minutes, roughly anyway.
02:34:34
Yeah. So,
02:34:36
your chair would be good.
02:34:38
We'll, we'll try it out a week from Saturday.
02:34:40
Contact the authorities.
02:34:41
Don't give me the time.
02:34:41
That video like that don't.
02:34:43
I don't know what, I don't know.
02:34:45
He's got me trapped here for for how long or what he's got planned by some devious.
02:34:48
Okay. Got do. Fantastic. Hold on.
02:34:50
And I come coming on the screen every 15 minutes, roughly, anyway.
02:34:53
Yeah. So, so, maybe we can share it.
02:34:56
It'll be.
02:34:57
It'll be good. We'll, we'll try it out a week from Saturday.
02:34:59
It's okay.
02:35:01
It's not even a week away from the time this airs.
02:35:04
Cool.
02:35:04
I just want a week from Saturday virginity thing.
02:35:07
Gary hasn't asked me, you know, I have a girlfriend, so the answer is no.
02:35:12
I why does that have to hold on?
02:35:14
Why does that have to correlate with.
02:35:17
Okay, I don't know what he's got plans. No.
02:35:20
So he doesn't see his girlfriend points that he's.
02:35:23
It was a three part question to get a little bit out of it.
02:35:26
So it wasn't a yes no answer.
02:35:27
So there's like my girlfriend's a whore.
02:35:29
If it was no he's not a virgin.
02:35:31
A version, a virgin.
02:35:34
Then it was when did he lose his virginity?
02:35:37
And the question is going to be posed to all of you.
02:35:40
I would guess that the kid probably lost his virginity
02:35:43
at the age of 16.
02:35:47
14. Which was what, last year? Yes.
02:35:52
Yeah. You girls are 16.
02:35:55
Is that what you said?
02:35:56
I was 14, you were 14.
02:35:58
How you were 14.
02:35:59
The more important question.
02:36:00
How old was she? 14.
02:36:03
Good good good good good answer.
02:36:06
Yes. Still. Still standing.
02:36:08
She may have been to
02:36:09
the statutory rape is still statutory rape in the state of Michigan.
02:36:13
Okay.
02:36:13
The statute statutory of statute of limitations.
02:36:16
Yeah.
02:36:16
It's that Brady what about you is above 18.
02:36:21
I don't know if I should say mine.
02:36:23
You would just say yes.
02:36:24
Mine was above 18 to Gary.
02:36:26
You might want to rethink your own.
02:36:28
No I'm good with my answer. So much so.
02:36:31
Well yeah.
02:36:31
Above 18.
02:36:32
Now you're going to get swatted.
02:36:35
All right I want to I want to say mine.
02:36:38
All right.
02:36:39
Why would you say year 11 nine.
02:36:42
What say you?
02:36:43
I was 11.
02:36:45
Whoa.
02:36:47
So quickly over to the Cambridge.
02:36:49
The the young virgin girl
02:36:52
you give birth to a baby was six
02:36:56
six. What?
02:36:58
Yeah. I didn't even know that was possible.
02:37:00
I looked it up.
02:37:00
This know you give birth to a zero year old virgin?
02:37:03
Oh, wait, you mean the six year old?
02:37:06
That's.
02:37:06
That sounds.
02:37:07
That sounds just like it, right? Yeah.
02:37:09
There's some, that's thing.
02:37:11
I could have looked up and there's some weird six year old.
02:37:13
Did they live?
02:37:15
Yeah.
02:37:15
They go for just, six year old baby. The.
02:37:18
And also it would have been her.
02:37:22
I'll sound like a pedophile if I say we were.
02:37:24
I think America waits too long.
02:37:26
The Western world waits a little too long.
02:37:28
Wait. I don't think it should be six.
02:37:30
I don't think it should be six. So typically.
02:37:35
I don't I don't know if I should say this.
02:37:36
It sounds horrible, but okay.
02:37:38
So how old, how old are you think the youngest person
02:37:41
to have give birth was.
02:37:43
I don't want extreme crazy.
02:37:45
Yeah, I just said six.
02:37:46
It's probably younger. Yeah.
02:37:48
Over under six. Oh. Okay.
02:37:50
Under under six.
02:37:53
It's great for Gary.
02:37:54
It's not.
02:37:54
Not much.
02:37:54
It's five and a half and one for under six.
02:37:59
So what? I have a nine.
02:38:01
That's a silly bet.
02:38:01
Green River, five years,
02:38:05
five years, seven, five years, seven months, 21 days.
02:38:08
Whoa.
02:38:10
That's five years, seven months, 21 days.
02:38:12
Who's fucking that
02:38:14
uncle?
02:38:16
Creepy uncle.
02:38:17
She gave birth her own cousin.
02:38:19
Yeah.
02:38:20
No, she gave birth.
02:38:21
She got.
02:38:23
She got impregnated when she was.
02:38:29
Possible you can do it.
02:38:31
Shouldn't be.
02:38:32
Hey, I tell is telling me that in this one time at Bandcamp,
02:38:36
I stuck my pussy.
02:38:41
Youngest confirmed mother in history.
02:38:43
Five years, seven months, 21 days.
02:38:45
Lena. Marcella.
02:38:46
Big fucking horror.
02:38:48
Girardeau or raped by fucking my father.
02:38:52
Yeah. Shit.
02:38:54
Yeah. That happen?
02:38:56
Who's fucking that?
02:39:01
That's going to Fifi at that point.
02:39:03
Just make no joke. Fucking no. No.
02:39:05
You don't think she's going to get knocked off?
02:39:09
What? You definitely do. You think that's good?
02:39:10
No, that's not that's not even possible.
02:39:13
You're not going to get caught.
02:39:15
That's one of the million shot duck.
02:39:16
1 in 1,000,000 shot. There. I got my Seinfeld.
02:39:19
I'd rather they fucking goat accidentally fell into my fucking four year old.
02:39:25
But yeah, 6 or 7 times in a row.
02:39:29
Right?
02:39:31
That's awful.
02:39:32
One joke. I'm going to come
02:39:35
do like the one I don't
02:39:38
do not come.
02:39:40
There you go.
02:39:40
There's some reason that's reasonable.
02:39:45
Look at this motherfucking bitch.
02:39:47
We need a segue to something else.
02:39:48
How about the rest of this?
02:39:49
Yeah, we need a segue to look at this bitch.
02:39:52
Oh, no. I have not had sex.
02:39:55
Quick, then just waiting until marriage.
02:39:57
Thank you.
02:39:57
So I shit, and once I just switched it again.
02:40:00
Oh. You're fine. That was perfect.
02:40:01
I just want to show the bitch I've got very good authority.
02:40:04
All perfect. Actually.
02:40:06
Have cooties.
02:40:06
Oh, you heard them even waiting until cooties.
02:40:09
Yeah, clearly you have.
02:40:12
Oh. He said, we got to drink.
02:40:14
All right.
02:40:14
That you're. Is that your coat, doctor?
02:40:17
Don't you get it?
02:40:18
Cause I'm not his, maybe the new lip smack.
02:40:21
I hate to say.
02:40:22
Certainly some pretty good lip smack.
02:40:25
You got a good arm, though.
02:40:26
He's got a great headache. He does have. Good.
02:40:29
I almost feel like it's kind of a comedic.
02:40:30
I almost feel like he does it on purpose because he's good.
02:40:34
Sounds like a Twinkie brand, but I feel like it's more stand up comic.
02:40:38
Now, like, you know, I've got him.
02:40:41
Wait, what?
02:40:42
What's gross? What are you guys doing?
02:40:45
I believe in waiting until marriage.
02:40:47
So I've held her hand, but he didn't.
02:40:49
Oh, his, is good.
02:40:52
It's like.
02:40:52
Yeah, he's a.
02:40:53
I told you, it's just like 3 or 4, like before. No.
02:40:57
It's fine.
02:40:57
I just want to address to the in this air. Cool.
02:41:00
I, yeah.
02:41:03
I'm sorry. Go on.
02:41:04
I just want to address, I just wanted to, I just want to address,
02:41:08
I just want to address to the, I just wonder who doesn't.
02:41:13
Sounds like fucking Matthew Stafford giving an interview.
02:41:16
Yeah. No, I have a girl. The answer is no.
02:41:19
I, I, I have not had sex.
02:41:22
I am a virgin. See? Wait.
02:41:25
I paused when he said no and went into a whole spiel about him.
02:41:28
Not so if he is a virgin.
02:41:30
I know I'm very confused. Yeah.
02:41:32
So are we going on the sob story?
02:41:34
Wait, he's not a virgin?
02:41:36
He's a virgin?
02:41:38
Yes. Yeah.
02:41:38
They're a different version of himself.
02:41:41
He's not people.
02:41:43
Mother Mary is not on your mind.
02:41:44
Has an aversion to the infamous Rose.
02:41:47
She is cheesy.
02:41:47
We get honorable mention because it was like my immaculate conception.
02:41:52
Are you seriously kidding me right now?
02:41:55
I don't know, I don't understand why you do that.
02:41:58
When I was the Immaculate Conception came up, a kid would agree with you.
02:42:03
Star Wars story, Star Wars.
02:42:06
Even the kid would agree with.
02:42:07
Yeah, not put them on the Mount Rushmore.
02:42:09
Do you think that that is such a ridiculous thing that it's propagated
02:42:13
through all those stories?
02:42:13
Or do you think that some actual event happened
02:42:15
that made it on my Mount Rushmore of Bible figures?
02:42:18
Of the two, the one thing that makes the most sense
02:42:21
I think not impossible.
02:42:24
I guarantee.
02:42:26
Oh, so so.
02:42:27
But you you subscribe to the whole, alien intervention deal
02:42:32
and that says that the angels were actually aliens came down,
02:42:37
and she's supposed to be a virgin with an alien, fucked her.
02:42:39
And that's what.
02:42:41
That's what Jesus was.
02:42:43
It was a direct descent alien baby.
02:42:46
He was like,
02:42:48
five foot two.
02:42:49
The eye doesn't.
02:42:50
Yeah, exactly.
02:42:51
Exactly.
02:42:52
The angel.
02:42:54
The angel babies are giants.
02:42:56
It's the alien giants.
02:42:58
All of them. They don't know.
02:43:00
No. Yeah.
02:43:01
Roughly every species of alien spider.
02:43:04
Oh, that's in the in Jesus's time.
02:43:06
No, the Nephilim was in the fucking oil.
02:43:07
Well, let's go to Mount Rushmore of of alien.
02:43:11
No. Your religion gets a an atheist pretending like religion and shit.
02:43:15
There's so much atheists and a lot of them,
02:43:17
they even talk like religious people.
02:43:19
Almost. Their atheism becomes a religion.
02:43:21
This will that fancy themselves as intellectuals.
02:43:25
Can you catch a ferry toilet seat over you of what God is?
02:43:29
And they'll say there's no proof if you're if you're careful,
02:43:33
if you do what you're doing,
02:43:35
believe in waiting until marriage.
02:43:38
So I've held her hand.
02:43:39
I felt kind of gross. Yeah.
02:43:42
You needed a shower.
02:43:42
I've got very good authority.
02:43:44
All girls have.
02:43:46
You should hold your hand and see if it feels any better.
02:43:48
I kind of thought that was just like a dare, you know,
02:43:50
like touchy, like, you know, keep keep people from acting up or whatever.
02:43:54
No, I'm just saying, him and I, I don't know, man versus the woman.
02:43:57
Your hand.
02:43:57
It was all, like, sweaty and stuff like that.
02:44:00
It's like clammy. I don't know, girls are kind of gross.
02:44:03
I might I might switch the toxic that is a B on my hand.
02:44:08
And,
02:44:10
when I, when I. There it is.
02:44:11
Oh, you can see it.
02:44:12
Yeah. Is it on his head?
02:44:14
Is that what you guys do?
02:44:15
It disappeared right by the hand. Now I'm still strong.
02:44:17
Oh, yeah.
02:44:18
As a as a below.
02:44:20
Yeah. So below and the burger and then. So.
02:44:22
Well look at that burger.
02:44:24
It's still the same size burger.
02:44:25
Same size burger.
02:44:26
Fucking kid. I swear to God.
02:44:28
I know this is the most disappointing kids segment ever.
02:44:31
Shut the fuck up, kid. Oh crap.
02:44:34
That was the most satisfying the kid video ever.
02:44:37
No. He got he come with it.
02:44:40
He came.
02:44:41
Gary's been holding me hostage. No.
02:44:43
If you could contact the authorities or something, please, please do that.
02:44:47
I don't I don't know what, I don't know what he's got trapped here.
02:44:50
Oh, for how long or what he's got plan.
02:44:52
That explains.
02:44:53
Okay, I gotta go back.
02:44:55
He did.
02:44:56
He got to my phone. Was my back to.
02:44:59
Got to your phone.
02:45:00
What the fuck?
02:45:01
How weird is that? He. No.
02:45:02
That's crazy. I do not know. That was recorded.
02:45:05
Guys, are that you guys are lovers?
02:45:07
There were.
02:45:08
There were four recordings and I knew about three of them.
02:45:13
I didn't know that existed.
02:45:15
I'm sure there was another one in there that you're not letting us see.
02:45:18
I'm sure know from.
02:45:20
That was cool.
02:45:22
That was a surprise for me.
02:45:25
That's great that
02:45:26
you didn't see that earlier when I played, like, four times.
02:45:29
No, I was out here because once I broke the seal,
02:45:32
the floodgates were just opened up.
02:45:34
Man, I've been cheating. I've.
02:45:35
I've peed once. This podcast.
02:45:37
I know, I know, you don't know that.
02:45:40
You don't know.
02:45:41
No, I know that I believe you.
02:45:44
I haven't got up to pee once, but I did want.
02:45:48
Oh, okay.
02:45:49
Oh, just just once or one time.
02:45:53
Well that depends. So that's.
02:45:55
Oh, it's all good.
02:45:57
I see what you did there.
02:45:58
Hey, did you guys see the cookies I made?
02:46:01
I tell that joke a lot, and my my
02:46:04
mother will say they're called depend.
02:46:09
No they're not.
02:46:10
They are Mandela effect. That motherfucker.
02:46:14
Oh. There's the fact of the day.
02:46:16
There's no there's no. But they're typically they're plural, though.
02:46:19
They're people. But you buy them in a package.
02:46:22
Yeah, well, think about it. Think about it.
02:46:24
Hold on.
02:46:25
Well, then, if you're making this, if you're making this product
02:46:27
and you're the company, do you want to be some
02:46:29
do you want it to be a pass or do you want it to be depend?
02:46:35
Oh, okay.
02:46:36
So we're just pluralize it every time. All.
02:46:39
How often do you do that?
02:46:40
How often do you do that in other product names?
02:46:43
I need rocks, I need some money.
02:46:46
That person will say all these.
02:46:48
She'll say all these, I hate it.
02:46:50
I know people that work for word.
02:46:52
I work at Ford that will say Fords.
02:46:54
They work there and they say Ford Fords.
02:46:56
I mean, it is the Fords family, not family.
02:47:00
Oh no, it's not Fords.
02:47:01
It is their company.
02:47:04
It is the Fords motor.
02:47:08
Wow. Is that off putting?
02:47:10
Wow, I don't know. Oh, yeah. Right. Yeah, exactly.
02:47:12
Are we done with the kid? The kid's done.
02:47:14
Yeah, that was it for me.
02:47:16
The kid needs to come harder then those corner at 123 pounds
02:47:20
with safety glasses and a wheel to not just melt plastic, but also
02:47:23
without the kids and everything on the kid wise beyond years.
02:47:27
My mom did.
02:47:30
I mean, seriously, I just want to.
02:47:32
I just want the kid to come harder.
02:47:34
I got to yeah, and I'm the kid.
02:47:36
Cut that off perfectly.
02:47:39
I just want him to come harder is all I want, you guys.
02:47:43
I wish him would come live in person here
02:47:46
at my birthday party on Saturday.
02:47:50
He's a real person.
02:47:51
Find a better day.
02:47:53
I don't know, I close on a house on Thursday, so it's going to be you do.
02:47:57
That's exciting.
02:47:59
It will be once it happens.
02:48:01
Okay. That's exciting.
02:48:03
Don't you don't you don't know for sure.
02:48:05
So you get all the green signs.
02:48:07
You're on your way.
02:48:08
You get the Acura lined up and you know that it's a it's going to be good.
02:48:12
Yeah.
02:48:13
And then you go in for closing and it hits all those screens and you're good.
02:48:18
Yeah.
02:48:18
No, it's been good.
02:48:19
It's just I mean, it's why I bought my house before Digital Greens.
02:48:24
I don't know anything about that.
02:48:25
I had digital, we sat there for three hours signing.
02:48:28
Yeah. What do you mean Green's the app.
02:48:29
Oh I know you do that digital.
02:48:33
Oh I had an A now it was an analog.
02:48:36
Like cool because driving a car that last car I bought was like that.
02:48:40
It was on the desk.
02:48:41
Is this his whip and stuff around and spinning around going.
02:48:44
You want to quick question on a warranty?
02:48:46
All right. Tire question.
02:48:48
Analog or digital?
02:48:49
Fingering?
02:48:52
Fingering.
02:48:52
I don't I don't what
02:48:56
digital?
02:48:57
Wait, what's the question?
02:49:00
Gregory?
02:49:02
Figurines.
02:49:03
Aren't they both for fingering?
02:49:06
Oh, fingering.
02:49:08
Fingering.
02:49:08
I mean, I think there's an answer.
02:49:11
There's an answer that it's digital.
02:49:13
It's digital because you can count your digital analog cable.
02:49:17
They're both. Yeah.
02:49:18
Analog digital analog.
02:49:19
You don't know how many digital getting there.
02:49:21
Both are correct.
02:49:22
So that was a joke.
02:49:23
Yeah. Yeah.
02:49:24
You can't go wrong. Yeah.
02:49:26
So thank you okay okay. Bye.
02:49:28
As above.
02:49:28
So below this little hole.
02:49:30
It was the bowling green.
02:49:32
Yeah. I got a real grip.
02:49:34
You could get a whole analog.
02:49:38
You can if you ask if you.
02:49:40
Yeah. You guys ever know.
02:49:42
Speaking of analog, you know, like when you,
02:49:43
when you kind of have to shit, but you kind of
02:49:45
are holding it in and then you finally get it done. How?
02:49:47
It almost looks like like a couple turns.
02:49:49
Kind of like someone kind of smushed them together.
02:49:51
Yeah, yeah.
02:49:52
Like you could tell the backlog of poop.
02:49:55
It kind of built that backlog.
02:49:58
Now you ever notice?
02:49:58
All right. No pun intended.
02:49:59
But you ever notice how
02:50:02
when you do have to shit, like, you almost have to push harder
02:50:05
for the small little nuggets, and it feels like way more
02:50:08
but than you look and it's like there's not that much.
02:50:10
You know, sometimes you sit down and you like push and it feels like not that much.
02:50:13
And you look it's like, it's like this big ass log and you're like, well, not that.
02:50:17
When did that come out of me?
02:50:19
Right? Yeah. Weird. Right?
02:50:21
Let's get back.
02:50:23
This is the best conversation I've had all day.
02:50:25
Virgin buttholes.
02:50:29
Is your butthole virgin?
02:50:31
Yes. My kids that are poop.
02:50:33
Poop coming out of the butthole.
02:50:35
Oh, be virgin or not.
02:50:36
I mean, there's a there's a large, cylindrical, uncooked break.
02:50:41
Yeah.
02:50:43
What about the first poop?
02:50:45
Is that considered, like the first poop by a baby?
02:50:48
It's a baby shitting baby shit in the womb.
02:50:53
Oh, no. It's all handled by the.
02:50:55
Does it come out?
02:50:55
I out of a virtual fuck you.
02:50:58
Right.
02:50:58
Actually, that's where it should.
02:51:02
It's all in the womb. It's just.
02:51:03
It's in there. It's in there. Yeah.
02:51:07
Yeah, right. It has to be at some point.
02:51:08
That's probably why it wants to get the fuck out right?
02:51:11
Yeah yeah yeah yeah. Oh, someone.
02:51:13
Oh I'm sure you don't.
02:51:15
So it's just for the record.
02:51:16
Just for the record.
02:51:18
People put through the umbilical cord.
02:51:20
Thank you.
02:51:21
Just. You're so smart. You just figure it all out.
02:51:23
I thought you were part of an article or some shit.
02:51:26
I know I didn't have to.
02:51:27
It's pretty that simple.
02:51:29
Sabrina, I got to talk about those,
02:51:32
I don't.
02:51:32
Yeah, Sabrina. Sure.
02:51:34
I would love show. Love you.
02:51:35
Sure. Sabrina I would love to hear Sabrina.
02:51:37
I know sure is about. Look, for sure. God.
02:51:40
Oh my God.
02:51:42
When was this posted?
02:51:44
Yesterday.
02:51:46
Everybody's. This is a monumental occasion.
02:51:48
Yeah, she switched shirts.
02:51:49
You can't even see her tits anymore at all.
02:51:51
She was talking about her tits and she had it back down.
02:51:54
I swear, the backdrop matched her shirt before too, didn't it?
02:51:58
When did didn't she have a faded background that was like pink?
02:52:02
I don't know, go back to it.
02:52:03
Go to the fucking her page. The only there was a way.
02:52:06
If only.
02:52:07
If only there was like close them.
02:52:08
Well, if only Gary didn't walk away.
02:52:10
If only there was a Gary. They didn't walk away.
02:52:12
Yeah. Kind of does.
02:52:14
Not exactly, but subtly. Yeah.
02:52:15
Well but look, she I mean, that's on purpose.
02:52:18
Nothing you see is accident. Yes or no.
02:52:23
Which.
02:52:26
I lost the other one.
02:52:27
Now there it is.
02:52:29
Thinking that, thinking back on it,
02:52:32
they seemed pretty, pretty lackluster, but weak.
02:52:36
That's mostly because I've been on painkillers for a terrible two.
02:52:40
She's been on painkillers.
02:52:42
Yeah, she give him
02:52:44
flat rants live this week.
02:52:46
We'll be doing drugs.
02:52:48
You heard me right.
02:52:50
Drugs I found. Yeah.
02:52:52
But weak.
02:52:54
That's mostly because I've been on painkillers
02:52:56
for a terrible toothache, but also because, I mean, do you think.
02:53:01
Oh my God, you fucking pussy had some fuck this up your mouth.
02:53:04
And boy, do memories.
02:53:07
You know, it's all in your stories that you don't believe.
02:53:11
You know it's all someone to get a toothache. Yeah.
02:53:13
When you get some shit for toothache, they usually give you Vicodin.
02:53:15
There's nothing bad about that.
02:53:17
It's fucking awesome.
02:53:19
Because a toothache in the toothache ain't shit.
02:53:21
You take a Viking for maybe, like a day for toothache, and then you have,
02:53:24
like, a whole, like, two weeks full of Vicodin left to have fun with.
02:53:28
All right?
02:53:31
She rules, though, like I follow her.
02:53:33
I think everyone should do.
02:53:36
Now. She's kind of.
02:53:37
She's not a cunty. I don't know,
02:53:40
I like her just the.
02:53:42
Sure that's the German in her. That's. Yeah.
02:53:44
No, no, there is a smugness.
02:53:46
No, wait a minute. No.
02:53:48
So you don't don't automatically sound a little.
02:53:52
No, I appreciate what's wrong.
02:53:54
It's a fun day.
02:53:56
Have a nice day. Have a nice fucking days.
02:53:58
Fine. Hold.
02:53:59
You know, it's fine.
02:54:00
Fucking smile, I mean, fine.
02:54:02
She's what I just said. Have a nice day.
02:54:04
I'm a nice.
02:54:05
But she's fine. It's other people.
02:54:07
As if like she.
02:54:09
No, no, she got a shit.
02:54:10
Hold on. She's a sumptuous.
02:54:12
She would snap.
02:54:14
I like that about her.
02:54:16
I like I like the banter.
02:54:18
But if she's trying to hold herself to a certain, classification,
02:54:23
that's, that's below where the rest of her content is.
02:54:28
In my opinion, Doctor Michio Kaku is that Doctor Mikio Kaku is not doing that.
02:54:33
No, no, I in green is not doing that.
02:54:35
No, he's not that. We're endlessly all.
02:54:38
Yeah, Neil deGrasse Tyson isn't doing that.
02:54:41
Never doing that. You're so astrophysicist.
02:54:44
Did you watch this video? Draw?
02:54:46
No. I just know that I've seen it before.
02:54:48
I've.
02:54:49
I've observed her over time, and I like her, too, a sense.
02:54:52
But I dislike that she does that because she's done that several times.
02:54:55
No, I just to to go.
02:54:57
No, that's her go to. No.
02:54:59
Those are people that she's criticized.
02:55:01
Right I remember I have a memory.
02:55:02
I'm a human being.
02:55:04
There's a thing up here.
02:55:05
This is the universe dying.
02:55:08
You're end all, be all isn't quite right.
02:55:11
When did you mention Brian Keaton?
02:55:12
No. Because even even before I and all of your math, my.
02:55:17
I developed out of nowhere in competitive theory.
02:55:21
I sat up because for decades, there have been different schools
02:55:26
of thought in the field is bigger than everyone else.
02:55:31
You got to take your seriously because she has an Einstein bobblehead.
02:55:34
Einstein?
02:55:35
Like, yeah, by this moment, yeah,
02:55:38
but the theory can be tested with upcoming experiments.
02:55:42
The other, represented by Carlo Rovelli, is fine
02:55:46
with the theory being untestable for practical purposes.
02:55:50
So now the situation is that either the theory is falsified
02:55:53
or it's not falsifiable.
02:55:55
It's exactly the same crap as with string theory and supersymmetry and inflation
02:55:59
and dark US and many other research bubbles in the foundations of physics.
02:56:04
It's mathematical fiction.
02:56:06
It's nothing to do with trying to be like a Gordon Ramsay,
02:56:09
to understand why people get paid for doing things.
02:56:12
It doesn't work, and I like it somewhat.
02:56:14
It doesn't know it doesn't work.
02:56:15
It comes off. So my video games. No.
02:56:19
Oh no.
02:56:19
Because when, you know, because when you put shit on other ideas,
02:56:22
your nuts Brian complain and receptive.
02:56:25
Oh, you accused him of a world of I know what it is
02:56:28
and I don't take no more.
02:56:30
And by the way, and by the way, I don't think I'm not much of a man
02:56:34
of a woman clings to me because things thinks agreed onto something.
02:56:38
I guess you get a deeper story about the ankles.
02:56:41
So you're saying that she's got.
02:56:42
Oh, she's got a wide gap between her vagina tight anus. You.
02:56:45
I didn't the only reason she was sick is the previous
02:56:51
video,
02:56:52
but it's actually the reason women wear lipstick is actually make her lips.
02:56:55
Of course I saw that exact. No.
02:56:59
The two. Yes it is.
02:57:00
You can put lipstick on a pig.
02:57:02
Doesn't make them a woman. Wrong argument.
02:57:05
The Kahlo has been looking for decades, and I'm fucking sick of hearing
02:57:09
a car is a woman. Did you.
02:57:11
Did you see? Am I racist?
02:57:13
We heard knowing Weinstein say in the video, the right
02:57:18
supposed to be smarter than me.
02:57:20
Those are the only though.
02:57:21
Importantly, though, she's talking about the death of string theory.
02:57:24
Are you listening to that part? Yes.
02:57:26
She has. She's been preaching that for weeks.
02:57:29
This is the sexiest video of all time.
02:57:32
It back.
02:57:33
You think she's sexy?
02:57:35
Listen to what she's saying.
02:57:37
Foundations of physics.
02:57:39
Because it's so obvious.
02:57:40
Now, that sounds like there's something wrong with her teeth.
02:57:43
That string theory was right.
02:57:45
Huge mistake. I think you're killer.
02:57:48
Keep on going and going until physics is entirely dead.
02:57:52
That's my dream for yourself.
02:57:53
The senior people are handing over to their students.
02:57:57
Okay, I think I need to explain why that argument is wrong.
02:58:01
Because quite possibly. You mean you've indeed.
02:58:04
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
02:58:05
This is college, right?
02:58:06
So 20 years ago, Carla played well together with Simona especially.
02:58:11
That's the guy who yelled at me at a conference, just for context,
02:58:15
in which they claimed that loop quantum gravity doesn't have an issue
02:58:19
with Lorentz invariance.
02:58:21
That's a symmetry of Einstein's theories because of an analogy with
02:58:27
president's name.
02:58:28
Oh boy.
02:58:28
Lots of technical terms. But don't despair.
02:58:32
It's not as difficult as it sounds.
02:58:34
You see, the issue is nuclear gravity.
02:58:37
Areas of space become quantized.
02:58:40
They take on discrete values.
02:58:42
Thus the smallest possible area that you can have,
02:58:45
which is proportional to the square of the Planck length
02:58:48
and the Planck length is something like -35.
02:58:53
Just for comparison.
02:58:54
That's much so she doesn't have to. She.
02:58:58
Well, you put your
02:59:00
worked on string theory for quite a long time.
02:59:02
And yeah, she is notable
02:59:04
for like working on string theory and is actually an educator.
02:59:07
Like, what does this bitch do other than that?
02:59:09
He's doing that for funding and fame. Duh.
02:59:12
Right. That's what she does.
02:59:14
She doesn't give her money and fame, does.
02:59:16
He could do anything for fun.
02:59:17
She say the counter to string theory, something about how it'll prove something
02:59:22
but they ignore. Yeah.
02:59:22
Okay. Yeah. You can sit there and say that, but you can't
02:59:26
be arrogant.
02:59:26
She's kind of there.
02:59:28
I did it again.
02:59:29
I've ruined three videos now by saying what's going to be said
02:59:32
right before it said, yeah, the Lawrence all you have in.
02:59:37
Why are we even here then? Ready?
02:59:39
Just do the show. Yeah.
02:59:41
What is it?
02:59:44
Just isn't whole bunch comprehension
02:59:47
treatment for malaria.
02:59:50
Minimal proof by contradiction.
02:59:52
Maths one on one.
02:59:53
Q Kano, who says if you quantize the angular momentum operator
02:59:57
from the spectrum of eigenvalues, is discreet
03:00:00
and that doesn't violate rotational invariance,
03:00:03
and it works similarly in graph with Lorentz invariance.
03:00:07
I tried to death of a that this can't work
03:00:11
because these deviations would inevitably be so large.
03:00:15
Where did you go already? They do.
03:00:17
Oh, I see that there are still people writing this about this nonsense.
03:00:21
I just decide it's better camouflage
03:00:24
if I can't stop others from wasting time and money.
03:00:28
At least I myself can stop wasting time and money.
03:00:31
So I've tried really hard to ignore this, but it's science.
03:00:36
Science. There's a turd in the punch bowl.
03:00:39
I repeat, we have a turd in the punch bowl. Oh.
03:00:45
There's a turd in the vegetable.
03:00:47
Look how hot.
03:00:48
Look how hot she is. She's ready to kiss you. Get her.
03:00:50
I know, I know.
03:00:53
So, Frost, I told you last week I was here.
03:00:56
I thought it was when women use foul language.
03:01:00
She threw an F-bomb in there.
03:01:02
She did?
03:01:03
Yeah. Yes.
03:01:05
I didn't hear it. When? What?
03:01:07
About three minutes ago from discussing the same nonsense.
03:01:11
Yeah. 20 years. Yeah. I actually did fix the problem with.
03:01:14
Oh, look at the old restore, what they call exactly the perils of science.
03:01:20
This be a transfer you have to transfer.
03:01:22
In this case, you still have to transfer properties
03:01:26
that supposedly come from having a minimal area.
03:01:29
And for all I know, no one's ever done that.
03:01:32
What happened instead is that every effort works on this,
03:01:35
just repeats arguments that they all know to be wrong.
03:01:39
Yeah, the money coming because wrong.
03:01:41
Of course I saw that video.
03:01:44
I just decided to not mention it because it dumbly repeats
03:01:48
an obviously wrong argument that Carlo has paddled for decades
03:01:53
and thought, I'm fucking sick of hearing a cop is still going to hear it.
03:01:59
That time frames, instead of a collapse in the foundations
03:02:03
of swaying and okay, and so sexy.
03:02:07
Oh, and it is.
03:02:08
See again, if it wasn't for straw, who's paying for making some time?
03:02:12
It was just German.
03:02:14
I mean, everything is for. It's like. But no one on.
03:02:16
Can you relax? Of course I can.
03:02:18
Of course I can criticize.
03:02:19
It's like string theorists.
03:02:21
Now I'm want to wake
03:02:22
up the CIA recently, find out and solve the problem that we go to.
03:02:27
Like a clue.
03:02:27
They just gave up on trying all but a drop in
03:02:31
conveniently drops the beta.
03:02:35
All the stuff that I just did at any point now.
03:02:38
Physics of his wonderful theory.
03:02:40
What's an F that's possible?
03:02:42
Maybe I just she says words quantum gravity is but the like
03:02:47
these so-called words that are spawned several decades and what's come out of it?
03:02:53
There we go.
03:02:54
It's not sucker motherfucker.
03:02:56
Then notice anymore. Shall I go on?
03:03:00
Go, fagot.
03:03:01
Jeffrey. Fagot, fagot.
03:03:02
Gravity. Work on this case. So that was if you.
03:03:04
But still the same stuff that 20 years ago.
03:03:07
History repeating. No.
03:03:10
But why are you so angry?
03:03:12
What's her name?
03:03:13
I don't want to say it wrong, sabi Sabina.
03:03:18
Why we're so good, Sabina,
03:03:21
she said in her last video.
03:03:23
They do it for money and it's just peanut now.
03:03:27
She's like, why are they doing it?
03:03:28
She's passionate about these things, I know, but she knows why.
03:03:32
It's for the money.
03:03:34
It's the same reason most things are done.
03:03:37
Self-correction. No progress, I think.
03:03:40
String you can draw attention to something without circling it.
03:03:44
Yeah, but you can.
03:03:45
You can draw attention to it.
03:03:46
But if you suddenly say it doesn't exist, you may lose your whole livelihood.
03:03:50
And in essence, you've lost your.
03:04:04
Inheritance.
03:04:05
Did you get all your money then?
03:04:07
Now going back to, you know, inventing some string theory,
03:04:11
phenomenology or something with moduli and inflation
03:04:14
and dark sectors and whatnot, and they'll claim they can test it
03:04:18
and someone will measure something and it'll be falsified.
03:04:22
How do I know that this will be falsified?
03:04:24
Because this isn't how science works.
03:04:27
It's never or not. So I'm sorry.
03:04:29
I mean, I don't know how it ever became accepted that inventing.
03:04:32
Did you say that's a man.
03:04:35
Like like that's a man baby.
03:04:37
No that's a man with lipstick.
03:04:39
There's no Adam's apple there again.
03:04:42
The man. Yes I don't know but I see right there. You can see it.
03:04:45
No. It's sucked in that way.
03:04:47
You know to prove my point from earlier really quick, how lipstick works
03:04:52
off and lipstick whatever, blah blah blah, blah, blah.
03:04:55
Okay. The theory is buying lipstick.
03:04:58
Yeah.
03:04:59
One theory is that emphasizes a woman's sexuality
03:05:02
by amping up the color of the lips,
03:05:05
a woman is subconsciously echoing the color of her
03:05:09
vaginal lips or labia in an effort to attract attention from men.
03:05:15
Yep. So
03:05:17
the only reason that she's, where the hurt word her fuck face go.
03:05:21
Where'd you go?
03:05:23
She's gone.
03:05:24
She's. Yeah. We've got this. Oh, you got.
03:05:27
Yeah. She.
03:05:27
I was started calling her out as being a man
03:05:29
and she's like, oh no, no, I gotta go a bit of girl.
03:05:33
That covers the vaginal area until she has sex.
03:05:37
Yes, a freshness seal.
03:05:39
Do not concern. What?
03:05:41
What's a hymen?
03:05:43
Oh. Fresh.
03:05:43
And say that's what I thought of, girl.
03:05:45
That covers the vaginal area until she has at lose 200 freshness.
03:05:51
Seal does not consume if open.
03:05:54
Sorry.
03:05:54
Yeah, that's what a lot of people think.
03:05:57
There's none for a guy.
03:05:58
People picture the hymen like it's one of them paper banners at a sports game.
03:06:02
They think it's vagina.
03:06:04
I have never, for the first time ever.
03:06:08
And why didn't she?
03:06:09
Why didn't she use the thing across the toilet seat at a hotel?
03:06:12
It says sealed with for your protection or something like that.
03:06:16
Why would they not be able to put it in?
03:06:17
Why did she go right to the market busting?
03:06:19
I have a feeling I know why.
03:06:21
In this one time at Bandcamp, I stuck my pussy.
03:06:26
I don't know,
03:06:28
you guys.
03:06:28
You guys.
03:06:29
Yeah, I understand who made this.
03:06:31
Pause it.
03:06:32
Yeah, because these three look like nerds.
03:06:34
I'm assuming they all, like, had the and U2 were in bands,
03:06:38
I know that, so hold up, you guys.
03:06:39
Everyone's busted through a banner.
03:06:41
I was on the football team.
03:06:42
I actually busted through a banner, but, I mean, I.
03:06:47
Can tell you keep on it.
03:06:51
This is one of the greatest shows ever.
03:06:53
Adam ruins everything. No. It's terrible.
03:06:55
That is wrong.
03:06:56
Why they bust in the band or they're in the band is one of saying, what, hour?
03:06:59
Period.
03:06:59
So, I mean, we'd blow up,
03:07:01
like the Blueberry Girl and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
03:07:03
The band isn't busted. The banner, you know.
03:07:06
Neither does the blood through the hymen.
03:07:08
That's what she sings, I think.
03:07:10
I think her analogy was, why would the band correct?
03:07:12
It wouldn't. That's what she.
03:07:14
I think people think the band can crash.
03:07:16
She that's she missed her analogy.
03:07:18
Now what?
03:07:18
I will say that people
03:07:19
people say that the, the jocks are the ones that get laid the most.
03:07:23
The, the band people are fuck each other like like crazy, right?
03:07:28
It's true.
03:07:28
Yeah, yeah, it's like a different class.
03:07:32
There was a cast that play.
03:07:34
It's like Walmart.
03:07:35
Yeah.
03:07:36
Like, you know, 15 years later, dude, band camp was seriously amazing.
03:07:39
Underfunded. Yeah.
03:07:40
There was, there was, there was this drop,
03:07:44
which was incredible, actually, with my fair bit around.
03:07:47
Yeah, I played it.
03:07:49
Women are.
03:07:49
No the other way in the person's finger.
03:07:52
I just played it getting busy.
03:07:54
I thought, you know, that was the other one.
03:07:55
But it's not like a big.
03:07:56
Yeah, it's more like,
03:07:59
whoa, whoa, whoa.
03:08:02
That's what I heard too.
03:08:04
So that dude arch, it is more like gay.
03:08:09
What's his name?
03:08:11
What's his name?
03:08:13
Like?
03:08:13
She said tampons, fingers, and yes, getting busy.
03:08:18
But it's not like a barrier.
03:08:20
It's more like gay billionaire, right?
03:08:23
More like gay now, I guess.
03:08:25
Then she said balloon arch, which is also
03:08:30
okay.
03:08:30
But doesn't the hymen.
03:08:31
Oh, wait.
03:08:31
And the band, which is also the first time you have sex, like, doesn't it hurt?
03:08:36
It doesn't have to.
03:08:37
It might if you're not careful with it.
03:08:39
Oh, fudge, I damn it!
03:08:44
Did you hear the anger in her voice?
03:08:46
Okay, first of all, I was like, do you think that we're like Vikings
03:08:51
that are like, we are going to crush that hymen we got?
03:08:54
Oh, what's it goes to the reality for her?
03:08:58
Like, hey, we got to wait it.
03:09:00
Hang on. We're both band geeks.
03:09:01
We got to wait for the jock to get back.
03:09:03
He probably crush some hymen.
03:09:05
I don't think even jocks.
03:09:06
Even jocks, we're never like, we got to go crush on him
03:09:09
and listen to how angry and angry angry she's just got.
03:09:14
But it can also tear from doing.
03:09:16
Oh, I may have missed it.
03:09:18
We're just living our love.
03:09:19
What about riding a horse?
03:09:21
Yeah, our love is a bicycle. See?
03:09:24
That's what.
03:09:25
That's what all the non virgins would tell me.
03:09:27
No, I'm still a virgin.
03:09:29
But I lost my. Yeah.
03:09:33
Bicycle seat.
03:09:34
See, I never heard that the right way.
03:09:36
I always when I heard that, I figured horseback riding.
03:09:39
All right.
03:09:40
But now, thinking back, they were being genuinely honest with me.
03:09:43
When I asked if they were virgin, they said that a horse broke their hymen.
03:09:46
No. Don't lives.
03:09:49
Even then, humans can heal, and a lot of them never even get torn.
03:09:54
Oh, so you can revert?
03:09:56
Yeah, in the first.
03:09:57
Yeah, that is true.
03:09:58
Study found that.
03:09:58
Hey, guys. Could. Why there's a lot of that.
03:10:01
Have you heard? I'm celibate.
03:10:04
I've been celibate for two years.
03:10:05
I thought you had to be celibate the whole time.
03:10:08
You're just not right.
03:10:10
You're just being abstinent.
03:10:12
You're not celibate.
03:10:14
And of sexually active teenage women had intact hymen.
03:10:18
Really? Yeah.
03:10:19
H y any m speaking of micro penises.
03:10:25
See what I did there?
03:10:26
Yeah.
03:10:27
She said that some men are still intact.
03:10:30
It's still intact. Yeah.
03:10:33
So I'm concluding that
03:10:36
possibly.
03:10:39
Teenage women had intact hymen.
03:10:41
Really? Yeah.
03:10:43
H y and the m not well understood by men. Go.
03:10:47
Hi, men.
03:10:48
You, Fuck you straight out, Okay, first of all,
03:10:53
first of all,
03:10:55
first of all,
03:10:58
first of all, as I scrolled scrolled scroll, I find the damn burdock.
03:11:01
And I don't take no orders from the woman.
03:11:03
By the way, by the way, I don't take no orders from no women.
03:11:07
Second of all, I this is.
03:11:10
I'm just speaking for myself.
03:11:11
No, I don't give a shit about hymen.
03:11:14
But I seem to think that, like, I'm staying up at nights
03:11:17
thinking about how I can either not break or break or I.
03:11:21
I don't think any men gave it more thought unless
03:11:27
they got a surprise on their
03:11:30
like, oh, oh, you're right.
03:11:31
Are you, you know, whoops.
03:11:33
Something just happened there.
03:11:35
And she's like, oh yeah, that that was my idea about that.
03:11:39
And then I assure you, at that moment they're thinking about it.
03:11:41
But other than that, there's no way a man ever
03:11:43
gave it a second thought, even a first thought or kind of thought.
03:11:47
Oh, it's third off.
03:11:48
You should call in an expert.
03:11:51
Yeah, that's a good call. There's a hymen expert.
03:11:53
Wait, is Joe cooking for the the radiant Rochelle is what he's doing.
03:11:58
How's this for now?
03:11:58
I hope so. I got mine loaded up. I forgot all about it.
03:12:01
I don't in the air fryer.
03:12:03
Cincinnati detector 930 isn't what hurt the first.
03:12:06
All right, but this half burned everywhere in our culture
03:12:12
from ska bands.
03:12:15
The bad news nobody listens to Sky baby shows.
03:12:18
So there's a good chance that Megan was never raped.
03:12:20
Sir Megan's medical records
03:12:23
an intact hymen.
03:12:24
She's,
03:12:27
What?
03:12:30
Is that real?
03:12:31
I mean, I don't watch these shows.
03:12:33
I t that's definitely iced tea.
03:12:36
It's also Belzer.
03:12:38
Where is that?
03:12:39
His name? No.
03:12:42
Yeah.
03:12:42
The New York Times gets it wrong.
03:12:44
Belzer.
03:12:46
The times knows more about regional politics in Finland than the female body.
03:12:50
Honestly, the hard part is the word. Hi, Maddie.
03:12:53
Yeah. That's nice.
03:12:54
Can you break your hand sneezing?
03:12:56
Yes, of course you can. Parts of the world.
03:12:58
Very delicate to show government officials that their hymen is intact.
03:13:02
They don't.
03:13:03
They can be denied jobs, barred from making rape, jobs as virgin oil.
03:13:08
No. Sorry, Adam,
03:13:10
I know that this is usually the point where you do some cute visual gag.
03:13:13
I just skip it.
03:13:14
That's awful.
03:13:15
Really, really awful. Yeah.
03:13:18
Virginity exams are straight up sexual assault,
03:13:22
and they don't even prove anything because I don't work that
03:13:28
physically speaking, virginity doesn't exist.
03:13:31
It's just something we made up to be mean to women.
03:13:33
Like, whoa.
03:13:35
Yeah, hold on a second.
03:13:37
So everything she just said was like, okay, I get that. Yep.
03:13:40
Physical. Okay. That's and that okay. People don't care.
03:13:43
But great.
03:13:44
Thanks for teaching me total you know that that that that,
03:13:49
even one of these.
03:13:53
But then she removed
03:13:54
anybody who might have some virtue about virginity or the goodness.
03:13:58
Yeah. So I'm sorry.
03:13:59
I don't know this woman, but all I can say is slut.
03:14:03
Oh, yeah.
03:14:04
Oh, there is such a thing as virginity.
03:14:06
Let's define.
03:14:07
Instead of the hymen breaking, let's define it as the first time
03:14:10
a penis is inserted into a vagina.
03:14:13
Is that can can we do that?
03:14:15
And I mean, it works every time, but this is my
03:14:18
this is like my you're getting a for Seinfeld quotes.
03:14:21
I think. When does when does sex happen?
03:14:24
I think when maybe the nipple appears
03:14:26
is what Jerry says, and I completely disagree.
03:14:29
No, they're inevitable at that point.
03:14:33
Like maybe anal sex, something inserted into a whole oral sex.
03:14:38
But I. You still might be a virgin, and.
03:14:41
But it doesn't. The hymen doesn't have to break.
03:14:43
But if a penis, a penis, not even a, vibrator
03:14:48
or a vacuum hose or an octopus tentacle.
03:14:51
But when a penis enters your vagina, there is no debate.
03:14:54
You are not a virgin anymore, right?
03:14:56
I agree there is.
03:14:57
There is there.
03:14:59
Because she just said, let's repeat that.
03:15:02
Wait, I'm clicking on the wrong thing.
03:15:04
Good job.
03:15:05
By the word that I.
03:15:08
Nope, that wasn't the part.
03:15:10
He doesn't exist.
03:15:11
It's just that was the part. So there that was.
03:15:13
There is an anal hymen.
03:15:14
I mean, I don't know if you realize that.
03:15:16
What say you draw speaking?
03:15:18
Virginity doesn't exist.
03:15:19
It's just she's trying to convince girls that virginity doesn't exist, right?
03:15:24
I mean, when it comes to it, because men don't understand the hymen, right?
03:15:29
It feels good. But at the same time, it's meant to procreate.
03:15:31
So if you're constantly having some dude, like, almost blowing you,
03:15:34
you're kind of like playing around with
03:15:35
some shit that you probably don't want to gamble with, you know what I mean?
03:15:38
So to a certain extent, there is some horror ish and a certain
03:15:41
nature to it when it comes to that, because
03:15:45
not only
03:15:45
be so bold, so that's even more hawkish, right?
03:15:48
Well, not only do you not want to be the person who just is known
03:15:50
for being a cum dumpster, you also don't know, want to be the girl for for no,
03:15:54
no to be having like the do not come on out.
03:15:58
Yeah like so you're right.
03:16:00
You're wreck.
03:16:00
You're wrecking your value if you will.
03:16:03
No it's just you're just. Yeah. You're selling your, you're.
03:16:06
No I don't know. I wouldn't be interested in that.
03:16:08
I would be interested in that for one reason and one reason only.
03:16:10
And I've been interested in that for one reason and one reason.
03:16:14
Do do do you throw your do you throw your come away from time to time.
03:16:17
Do or do you know I was never I was in a dumpster that
03:16:21
but I was dumpster automatically the ass.
03:16:23
Only because I'm saving me is I'll always the ass for some reason.
03:16:28
Probably a couple times where it was dumpsters, the back.
03:16:30
You know, you put the dumpster in the back alley.
03:16:33
Okay.
03:16:33
There was a there was a handful of times where it was like,
03:16:37
is this
03:16:38
one in which I would seek out and do this deed with.
03:16:42
No, but she's like all over me.
03:16:45
And it's like, say, almost.
03:16:47
I almost just like I almost just like I don't have to do any rude.
03:16:50
But if you did. Yeah, it's that I say no. Yeah.
03:16:52
That's right. Yeah. Right. There's that rape. Is that rape?
03:16:55
Have I been raped?
03:16:56
Did she say no at any point?
03:16:58
Sexually assaulted.
03:17:00
Right. They rape you
03:17:02
now you.
03:17:03
Oh yeah. If neither I was fully willing.
03:17:05
It was just I felt coaxed and I felt bad for them.
03:17:09
I was like, well, it's so easy.
03:17:14
I'll see you guys Saturday.
03:17:15
As above, so below.
03:17:17
No, you won't.
03:17:27
Okay, fine.
03:17:28
And lots like, have a good night. Where?
03:17:30
Talk to you, buddy.
03:17:40
I got.
03:17:44
Very.
03:17:54
And I went to high school.
03:17:55
There was like.
03:18:01
An eye for that.
03:18:07
Yeah.
03:18:12
Hell, yeah.
03:18:19
It's the Brady and Joshua Brady.
03:18:22
Angel.
03:18:22
Gary.
03:18:23
As above and so below.
03:18:26
Because he's so close, lady Andrew.
03:18:28
Yeah. So I do it.
03:18:30
Yeah. You.
03:18:30
It's our way. We're gonna make it.
03:18:33
Make our dreams come true. Brady interview.
03:18:36
It's Brady and Raw.
03:18:38
It's their show now Brady yeah yeah yeah yeah
03:18:43
yeah yeah yeah yeah
03:18:46
yeah that's right.
03:18:48
And it's me to take.
03:18:49
Gary's been holding me hostage.
03:18:51
Know if you could contact the authorities or something?
03:18:54
Please, please do that.
03:18:55
I don't, I don't know what, I don't know what he's got trapped here
03:18:58
for, for how long or what he's got planned by some devious.
03:19:01
Okay, gotta go back.
03:19:04
Wow. Oh, look at that.
03:19:06
We turned off the sledge rants.
03:19:08
It's really not sure we turn that off.
03:19:10
Really?
03:19:11
We can turn about a.
03:19:16
You and Brady both are just like him
03:19:18
trying to bring him the church man who?
03:19:23
Bring him the truth.
03:19:25
The truth is
03:19:28
this is the truth.
03:19:34
Do we need to rinse before
03:19:35
putting the dishwasher?
03:19:39
Do we need to rinse before
03:19:40
putting the dishwasher?
03:19:44
Do we need to rinse before
03:19:46
dropping the dishwasher?
03:19:50
Do any to rinse.
03:19:52
Rinse them clean before you put them in.
03:19:55
Don't want to see no food particles spin through the machines.
03:19:59
Now on got hand trace.
03:20:01
What's so spotless place rinse wins.
03:20:04
Get those dishes clean.
03:20:06
Rinse which rinse before the
03:20:09
rinse.
03:20:09
Rinse the leftovers gets rinse rinse.
03:20:13
Don't forget.
03:20:14
Wash them off bro. That's great.
03:20:17
Don't let the dishwasher have all the same.
03:20:21
But water's precious.
03:20:22
And we're feeling dry this whole back rinsing away.
03:20:25
Or I can make or life machines are made with efficiency in mind
03:20:29
to make this dirty do a washer.
03:20:34
I usually need to rinse before
03:20:36
I pop in the dishwasher. Yes.
03:20:40
Do we need to rinse before pop in the dishwasher?
03:20:44
Yes. Why not? Might as well.
03:20:46
Do we need to rinse before pop in the dishwasher?
03:20:51
Do we need to rinse before pop in the.
03:20:54
You might as well.
03:20:57
In our last video, I risked life and Limp,
03:21:00
or really a second hand GoPro and some waterproof lights to discover
03:21:03
what happens inside a dishwasher
03:21:05
and what that means for how you should use the thing.
03:21:08
But there's a big looming question that we didn't actually tackle in that video.
03:21:12
Should you even use a dishwasher and you think actually
03:21:16
wash dishes as well as an attentive human hand by hand?
03:21:19
And how much water and energy does it use compared to hand washing dishes?
03:21:23
In other words, is it better to just do the job yourself?
03:21:26
This is minute food here in the US, one out of every five households
03:21:30
that has a dishwasher doesn't actually use it often
03:21:33
because they think it's either ineffective or wasteful.
03:21:36
We have this comment on our last video from folks like this, and while chatting
03:21:40
with the Minute Team, I found out that one of our two dishwasher disbeliever.
03:21:45
So in my quest to better understand dishwashers, I decided I had to pin down
03:21:49
where these things stand as far as their style and efficiency.
03:21:53
First, though, it's necessary to have some sense of what happens in here
03:21:57
and by in here I'm talking about inside a relatively modern dishwasher.
03:22:01
Anything manufactured in the last ten years or so.
03:22:04
If you want to know the nitty gritty details or just want to revel
03:22:08
in these strangely captivating footage, you should watch our previous video.
03:22:11
But basically, modern dishwashers work by filling with a relatively small
03:22:15
amount of water, usually about a gallon to a gallon and a half,
03:22:18
then pumping that water through spinny things called spray arms
03:22:21
over and over and over before the water is drained.
03:22:24
This process of filling, spraying, and draining happens multiple times during
03:22:28
a cycle, usually once during the pre-wash, once during the main wash.
03:22:31
This is when the detergent pops out and dissolves into the water.
03:22:34
You actually wash your dishes and a few times during the rinse part of the cycle,
03:22:38
you can choose whether, after washing, to let the residual heat from the rinse
03:22:42
washing the same use
03:22:44
that helps turn the remaining washing to a bunch of gross.
03:22:47
So can a dishwasher, which is basically a glorified dish shower.
03:22:51
Really get your dishes as clean as washing them by hand?
03:22:54
The research on this is crystal clear dishwashers get dishes much
03:22:58
cleaner than hand washing, but at least the way most people hand wash dishes.
03:23:03
One study compared the amount of bacteria left on hand washed and dishwasher
03:23:07
wash dishes.
03:23:07
The researchers
03:23:08
found that every single plate glass that had gone through the dishwasher
03:23:12
more than met the US health standard of 100 or fewer bacterial colonies.
03:23:16
In fact, most had no bacteria on them at all.
03:23:19
Only one fork fell short.
03:23:21
But when it came to hand wash dishes, 20% of plates, 53% of mugs,
03:23:27
30% of glasses, and 20% of for sale those same safety standards.
03:23:32
Yikes.
03:23:33
Most other studies have come to basically the same finding.
03:23:35
As far as cleaning performance.
03:23:37
Dishwashers consistently beat people.
03:23:40
There are basically two things going on here.
03:23:42
The first is that on a normal day to day basis, people aren't actually
03:23:46
very good at washing dishes.
03:23:47
And the second is that dishwashers are hand washing seems effective.
03:23:52
You're washing dishes one at a time and individually assessing
03:23:55
how dirty they are and when they get clean.
03:23:57
But we're not all that good at making these judgments.
03:24:00
Like a water glass might look sparkling clean pretty quickly,
03:24:03
but we can't actually see the germs that may still be lurking off.
03:24:06
There's also the issue of water temperature,
03:24:08
which actually does most of the heavy lifting as far as killing disease
03:24:12
causing stuff on your dishes, the issue isn't until above about 60°C 140
03:24:17
Fahrenheit, that water can kill germs relatively quickly, but water
03:24:20
that hot can burn your hands in a matter of seconds.
03:24:23
In other words, people generally don't wash dishes in water hot
03:24:26
enough to actually sanitize them.
03:24:28
Them are the standard tools of the hand washing trait sponges, dish
03:24:32
towels, and dish mats, which tend to hold onto and spread bacteria.
03:24:36
And finally, there's the matter of humans.
03:24:38
Well, humans.
03:24:40
We're often distracted, short on time, or just lazy.
03:24:43
Dishwashers, on the other hand, are always up for the job.
03:24:46
They spray dishes with high pressure water.
03:24:49
Water that's way hotter than what's comfortable
03:24:51
for us mere mortals, and they basically have all the time in the world.
03:24:55
Many dishwashers have normal cycles that run for two hours or more.
03:24:58
That is, two hours of high pressure, super hot detergent,
03:25:02
water really going at your dishes, removing gunk and killing germs.
03:25:06
Put simply, modern
03:25:07
dishwashers are optimized to clean dishes in a way that modern humans aren't.
03:25:11
But effectiveness is only one part of the equation we're interested in.
03:25:15
And if dishwashers are engineered for maximum cleaning power,
03:25:18
they can't possibly be very efficient, right?
03:25:20
Researchers have run the numbers here several times.
03:25:23
One quick note pretty much all appliance experts advise
03:25:26
against pre rinsing dishes before putting them in the dishwasher.
03:25:29
Possibly be very efficient, right?
03:25:32
Researchers, we've run the numbers here several times.
03:25:34
One quick note pretty much all appliance experts advise
03:25:37
against pre rinsing dishes before putting them in the dishwasher,
03:25:40
because it's generally unnecessary and a huge waste of water.
03:25:44
You can check out our previous video for more,
03:25:45
but the point here is that the water usage numbers
03:25:48
we're looking at here don't include presents.
03:25:50
No soak during a normal cycle. Most modern.
03:25:53
So I cook some shit.
03:25:54
The other day I had one pan in there that had some residual burnt stuff
03:25:58
on the bottom of it.
03:25:58
It was just a regular pot, smallish, medium size, I guess.
03:26:04
There was flakes all over the tops of plenty of my stuff.
03:26:07
Like it didn't.
03:26:08
It didn't cycle enough shit out of there.
03:26:10
Had I pre rinse
03:26:11
it better and got that shit out of there, I would have never had that issue.
03:26:14
I also don't like when the dishes stack up and they like.
03:26:17
So you're never just putting the stuff right into the, dishwasher
03:26:22
and then running it.
03:26:23
You're letting it sit.
03:26:25
So if you let the food items stick to it, you're going to have more particulates
03:26:28
that are hard stuck to your dishes.
03:26:31
So this is a complete misnomer.
03:26:33
You want to wash the shit off the dishes as soon as you're done eating it,
03:26:38
it'll take minimal water.
03:26:39
You clean the stuff off of it immediately, and therefore then it is good enough
03:26:43
to put it in the dishwasher,
03:26:45
and then it's going to get it, like, for sure, 100% clean.
03:26:48
If you if you eat some spaghetti and you leave some some spaghetti
03:26:52
sauce in there with some noodles and you let that shit dry,
03:26:55
that's going to be stuck to your fucking plate when it comes out.
03:26:57
I guarantee it the way I do it, we'll do a test.
03:27:01
My dishwasher assures. Can't wait.
03:27:04
We'll get one can of Chef Boyardee.
03:27:05
You got it.
03:27:06
I got a KitchenAid.
03:27:07
Sweet, wonderful dishwasher. You know.
03:27:10
You know they're going to be noodle and run red sauce stuck to your plate. So.
03:27:15
Well, I do agree with scraping it immediately when you're done.
03:27:18
Yeah, I like to just because usually it's hanging out and it's going to fester.
03:27:22
It's going to smell, it's going to mold.
03:27:24
I want to be done with all that I don't want at some point.
03:27:27
I just need to scrape it.
03:27:28
Scrape it, I don't scrape no, there's no scraping.
03:27:31
You just rinse it off immediately. There's nothing to scrape
03:27:35
like scraping is for like, oh, it's been sitting in the sink for fucking a day.
03:27:39
Well, no, not scraping any dried liquid.
03:27:40
Just scraping anything. Anything that's left. That's.
03:27:43
No, I'm scraping at all.
03:27:44
And I'm just going to rinse it into the garbage disposal and anything
03:27:47
that's on that plate, that garbage disposal is going to demolish.
03:27:50
So you know that your dishwasher is connected to that same exact
03:27:53
garbage disposal, right? Yeah. And you complain.
03:27:56
Yeah.
03:27:56
You complain that, oh, you're not supposed to put all kinds of grease and stuff.
03:28:00
What if there's grease all over the plates and stuff?
03:28:01
It goes down the same drain.
03:28:03
Why is the dishwasher better?
03:28:05
Why is it because it's hotter?
03:28:09
Why doesn't that same dishwasher lazy to clean clean the pipes.
03:28:14
Do you use
03:28:14
dishwashing liquid or automatic dishwashing liquid? No.
03:28:18
It's strong.
03:28:18
You would have to.
03:28:19
And there's no such darn dishwashers.
03:28:22
Use about four gallons of water to wash up to 12 place settings of dishes.
03:28:26
What dishwasher makers generally
03:28:28
considering full load the newest dishwashers use even less
03:28:32
dishwashers use so little water because they're relatively
03:28:35
small amounts of water around and around and around.
03:28:38
When hand-washing the same amount of
03:28:40
dishes, people use an average of about 28 gallons of water.
03:28:44
I mean, it's not even
03:28:45
but there is a lot of variation in how much water people use my water.
03:28:49
In one study, it was almost 15 fold difference between the lowest
03:28:52
and highest water users, but even the most water wise hand
03:28:56
washer used twice as much water as an average dishwasher.
03:28:59
Also, of course, not everyone runs a full load all the time.
03:29:02
I am definitely not washing a 12 place setting each time I use my deck.
03:29:05
For some of them, running a load of just 1 or 2 dishes isn't inefficient,
03:29:09
so I forget which ones. But yeah, almost all of them.
03:29:12
The newer ones are like like it's like, fuck it.
03:29:16
I put,
03:29:16
just clothes I needed to get washing my washer.
03:29:20
I know it's a laundry, not dishwasher, but it filled up
03:29:24
just a tiny bit of water and washed it for like
03:29:27
just the amount of time it sensed it did all that.
03:29:29
The dishwashers nowadays are the same.
03:29:31
So if you do want to just wash one load and put it right back in or one setting
03:29:34
and put it right back in your, cupboard, it won't waste water.
03:29:37
Heavy medium light setting.
03:29:40
There's.
03:29:41
Yeah, there's way more little sensors.
03:29:43
They don't they don't it. It's. Yeah.
03:29:45
Fuck those sort of sensors. You know, you sound like right now.
03:29:48
Yeah. Fuck those.
03:29:49
No, those automatic carriages.
03:29:52
I want to go with the horse. You're your whole.
03:29:54
You know what those auto sensors is that it's like,
03:29:56
oh, you don't need to rinse your plates, because if there's enough shit on them,
03:30:00
then, then it'll crank it up.
03:30:03
It'll it'll it'll it'll it'll, it'll wash them better.
03:30:06
And it's like, yeah, but if there's not a lot of shit on them,
03:30:08
then it's not going to use as much energy and it's going to be done already.
03:30:10
It's going to be like, oh, I don't need to fucking do that.
03:30:13
So she just told us in with this chart, if it uses its max
03:30:17
setting, it's still going to be for, you know, 44% whatever.
03:30:21
I don't know the math there. Way less water.
03:30:23
I don't want 4 to 28 swimming
03:30:26
in food bacteria from like all kinds.
03:30:30
In other words, shit.
03:30:33
Yeah, but you
03:30:33
just said it sanitizes it like nuclear bleach.
03:30:36
Is it at the end?
03:30:37
Well, not exactly is a hot water dish.
03:30:40
So what if I use dish soap in hot water and I wash my dishes?
03:30:43
That you would burn the shit out of your hands.
03:30:46
I would wear the gloves.
03:30:47
The old school gloves. Good.
03:30:48
Yep. Like the. Yeah. That one.
03:30:50
Then that, then that would work.
03:30:52
You'd waste more water, but you'd still get your dish the sanitize.
03:30:54
Oh, how if I use the same amount of water,
03:30:58
why wouldn't I be able to get my dishes the same amount of clean?
03:31:01
What is the dishwasher doing special that my hand couldn't do?
03:31:05
It just showed you my hand is more precision.
03:31:07
It's better now. It's just the heat.
03:31:08
No, it just. It just shoots.
03:31:10
It's not.
03:31:11
It's not like a power washer. It's not like a fucking.
03:31:13
It is. It is just. No, it's not you.
03:31:16
No it's not, it's not.
03:31:17
It doesn't have the power of washing valves.
03:31:18
So she showed you the one that the the sprinkle fills it.
03:31:22
Yeah.
03:31:22
It was that the ones that spread from the bottom spray pretty hard.
03:31:26
How full a load needs to be before a dishwasher becomes the better choice.
03:31:29
If you want to see she's got like 3 or 4 hours of it inside.
03:31:33
Basically depends on how much water you're going to use to wash the dishes.
03:31:37
A good rule of thumb is that at least
03:31:39
most kitchen taps run between 1 and 2 gallons.
03:31:42
Oh, I forgot about that.
03:31:43
So unless you're running for less than four minutes total.
03:31:47
So there you go.
03:31:48
She just said your question was timed perfectly,
03:31:53
so you need to wash your entire dishes in less than four minutes.
03:31:58
Otherwise
03:32:00
it's it's waste.
03:32:01
Who says you're letting the water run constantly while you're washing it? Who?
03:32:05
The who are these fucking you?
03:32:07
They basically said you rinse it, you rinse it down your garbage disposal.
03:32:10
Are you changing that statement?
03:32:12
I don't use long like gallon of water to rinse my plate down the garbage.
03:32:16
I mean,
03:32:16
are you leading me to believe that with a dishwasher
03:32:18
you put a stopper in and fill up some water?
03:32:20
I use, like I use like maybe 2 to 3 cups maximum?
03:32:24
Like it.
03:32:26
Well, I it's the gallons per minute is on this faucet.
03:32:30
I don't know where she gets this one gallon per minute because I don't think
03:32:33
oh she goes she leaves it fucking running the entire time.
03:32:36
That's what they're basing it off.
03:32:37
Their dirty you what you want.
03:32:39
So do you.
03:32:40
What you Richard dishes wash those dishes I want. Sure.
03:32:43
But if I wanted to, because you were less people,
03:32:45
that I could easily just rinse it off.
03:32:46
And are you one of those weird yuppies that getting hippie people
03:32:49
that get in the shower,
03:32:51
turn the water, get a little wet, turn it off, then soap up?
03:32:54
No, but
03:32:55
I am in the winter because I'm the hot water heater at this apartment.
03:32:58
Kind of sucks.
03:32:59
And so if I want to take a long shower, which I do, I try to conserve
03:33:02
some of that time.
03:33:05
Yeah, that sucks, but you're moving, so that's great.
03:33:08
No, but I I've been known to take like 45 minute shower.
03:33:12
So I get a big water heater in your, new house.
03:33:16
Yeah, yeah, we need a new one.
03:33:17
So this is always the first order of business?
03:33:22
Yeah, not much needs to be done, but
03:33:24
that's one of the, it's from, there's a there's a life.
03:33:27
It's a mode of life that if if you if you got money, that's fine.
03:33:30
Spend it.
03:33:31
But if not, you can ask plumbers
03:33:33
a lot of times just for the labor because they,
03:33:35
somebody moves in a new house like you and they want to switch it regardless.
03:33:38
They want a tankless or something better.
03:33:41
You can take out a perfectly good water heater
03:33:43
that's only been used for a couple of years.
03:33:44
It's got like, what are they, 15 know that tankless should is is too expensive.
03:33:50
It's cool maintenance.
03:33:51
The maintenance is expensive too.
03:33:53
If it goes the shed it's it's yeah I don't have one.
03:33:57
The only tankless I have is on my toilet.
03:34:00
My water that heats up my like an industrial fucking
03:34:04
like a commercial building.
03:34:05
One of those, like, sucks that shit right out.
03:34:08
No, it's sprays it up.
03:34:10
Oh, like a bidet.
03:34:12
Definitely what you had.
03:34:14
Once you have one, you'll never use one entity.
03:34:18
We're talking about virginity and anal hymen.
03:34:19
And you're not gonna talk about your butt.
03:34:21
Oh, wait, that's that's my Segway.
03:34:22
We're talking about washing the dishes first.
03:34:24
Then we can talk about why you're not even running your faucet full blast.
03:34:27
It's probably.
03:34:28
I'm definitely running my faucet more water wise.
03:34:30
Do you just pay more,
03:34:32
or what about energy?
03:34:34
Toilet paper?
03:34:35
I assume this wouldn't even be close to running a major water for a few hours.
03:34:40
Must take more energy.
03:34:41
But it turns out that the
03:34:42
actual running of the dishwasher, like don't understand how to work on it.
03:34:46
Requires very little work on your power hogging job is heating.
03:34:50
You really have to look at the water reduced.
03:34:53
By the way you go. So clean.
03:34:55
But that's the rinse.
03:34:56
That's the top one.
03:34:57
The bottom one's the one that there was still
03:34:59
there was still red shit on that plate. Go back.
03:35:01
There was no dishwasher cycle.
03:35:03
Like powering the motor and electronics requires very little energy.
03:35:07
The real power of job is slightly water, enough to clean the dishes
03:35:11
relatively quick.
03:35:13
Other white eco friendly dishwasher less likely.
03:35:16
This is going to backfire.
03:35:17
You're never going to use a dishwasher again.
03:35:19
You're fucking wasting.
03:35:21
So these cycles save energy by feeding the water,
03:35:24
but running for much longer hand washing dishes doesn't see.
03:35:28
That's what I said.
03:35:29
What about when you're done washing restaurants and bars?
03:35:32
What about restaurants and bars where they just kind of do that
03:35:34
soaking method, where they just kind of
03:35:35
dump it in the sink and then put it in another sink?
03:35:38
I got to be extreme.
03:35:39
That's when I grew up.
03:35:40
That's what I did that for a brief bit and I can't find a place
03:35:44
for little scrapers.
03:35:45
They put the cup and they kind of do one of these
03:35:47
because the industrial restaurant things are so small now.
03:35:51
I think even no matter the size of your restaurant,
03:35:53
you can get a freaking automatic dishwasher and dust.
03:35:55
Yeah, they got that shit now, but I occasionally.
03:35:59
But that's a buddy of mine. That's all he does is services.
03:36:03
He services men
03:36:05
services the industrial dishwashers, and they're fucking everywhere.
03:36:09
So any extra energy.
03:36:11
In addition, I honestly, I don't know if he services, man.
03:36:13
He's single. I don't know if he's a virgin.
03:36:16
Who the fuck is texting me?
03:36:17
I don't know him.
03:36:20
So Gary.
03:36:23
There's comments.
03:36:24
Three comments were due.
03:36:26
It's 130 in the morning.
03:36:27
Are you working? Just texted me.
03:36:30
And what it takes to get the water not work.
03:36:32
Remember, hand washing generally uses much more hot water than a dishwasher does.
03:36:36
As a result, most calculations find that for
03:36:39
significantly more energy than a dishwasher does.
03:36:42
I am not saying that everyone should own a dishwasher,
03:36:45
or that everyone who does own a dishwasher should use it all the time.
03:36:48
There are perfectly valid reasons not to own or use a dishwasher
03:36:52
if you want to become a super effective, super efficient hand washer of dishes,
03:36:56
check out the description where I put some great about it almost a little bit.
03:37:00
The research tonight show that in general,
03:37:02
you think you're super duper handling
03:37:04
hand-washing when it comes to cleaning dishes and conserving water and energy
03:37:08
and thanks to improving technology, they're only getting better.
03:37:11
So if you are one of those people that owns but doesn't use a dishwasher,
03:37:15
consider taking it for a spin.
03:37:17
You might just be bowled over by the results.
03:37:24
A clean transition here.
03:37:25
We have finally,
03:37:29
we don't need the merch.
03:37:31
Thanks for the video that we advertised for our merch, not hers.
03:37:36
Fuck that.
03:37:37
We we have t shirts, cheap,
03:37:40
high fabric, high quality.
03:37:43
What is bid?
03:37:44
Wait, why does this say new shirt?
03:37:46
Oh, I can sum it up in three words.
03:37:48
Bitches be trippin.
03:37:52
Stop!
03:37:54
Stop. No!
03:37:55
And so,
03:37:57
brother, just over ten minutes ago said I'm
03:38:00
bringing some Christina Aguilera next Saturday.
03:38:04
Motherfucker. Oh, shit.
03:38:05
Does that even mean Christina Aguilera?
03:38:07
Like she's going to do the party?
03:38:09
Somebody is going to play.
03:38:11
He's gonna bring some Christina Aguilera CD's.
03:38:17
And then he says, Gary.
03:38:19
And then flood says yes.
03:38:23
I'm glad they could probably just text each other.
03:38:25
Would probably be easier.
03:38:31
I guess I have to do this.
03:38:33
I didn't want to.
03:38:50
Feel like it?
03:38:54
You know.
03:38:54
Do you
03:38:56
some do I need to do.
03:39:01
You know I'm not. I'm.
03:39:03
I. I think.
03:39:11
I. See?
03:39:21
That's.
03:39:24
I can't say that I'm not.
03:39:29
Is fine.
03:39:31
And I.
03:39:33
Me. It's just gonna make me feel like
03:39:37
I'm not. I'm.
03:39:50
I'm. Up to ultimate. No.
03:39:58
Let me do my. End.
03:40:12
I let you mine.
03:40:16
I do.
03:40:22
I. Copy.
03:40:41
I'm a virgin.
03:40:43
Yeah, like the virgin.
03:40:48
Yeah.
03:40:48
I don't like the idea that somebody can say they're a virgin and be like.
03:40:51
Well, yeah, I haven't had sex in the last 2 or 3 years.
03:40:55
You can't be reborn again for virginity.
03:40:59
Maybe for Christianity, but not virginity.
03:41:04
That's something you have
03:41:07
or you don't.
03:41:09
Oops.
03:41:10
What was that,
03:41:12
That's an unfortunate art.
03:41:15
Do you see wieners?
03:41:18
That's definitely a micro penis to.
03:41:22
Yeah.
03:41:22
So I was going to bring that up.
03:41:23
The, whole born again virgin.
03:41:26
I forgot where they're hot.
03:41:28
Yeah, the micro hamburgers.
03:41:29
Yeah. That's hot dogs on a hamburger bun.
03:41:32
Very much like a micro penis.
03:41:33
I think it's just the right length.
03:41:36
Oh, okay. Apparently, Gary. Thank you. Yeah.
03:41:38
I think if your penis is longer than your testicles.
03:41:41
And I don't mean hanging downward, but I mean, like, outward,
03:41:43
I think it's just the right length.
03:41:46
Then it's not a micro penis.
03:41:50
It's a good balancing act.
03:41:54
Is it?
03:41:56
Is it really? You think that's in mid fall?
03:41:57
That was taken mid fall. That picture.
03:41:59
Who's senior like stacking this shit together
03:42:01
and taking these action shots of it like falling over me.
03:42:04
Fucking losers.
03:42:06
You did that.
03:42:07
No no they got I'm like no, no,
03:42:11
oh no it does
03:42:12
look like it looks like see this is how I can tell I'm not gay.
03:42:15
That looks more like a middle seat.
03:42:19
Nice.
03:42:20
This is. I can tell I'm not gay.
03:42:21
This is important.
03:42:22
That looks more like a middle finger than a penis to me.
03:42:25
No, it's just weird to.
03:42:27
If this is your fucking forte in the.
03:42:29
In the photography industry, you're a fucking nerd. You got.
03:42:32
You got problems?
03:42:35
Yeah.
03:42:36
Could have been me telling photography.
03:42:38
I was asking Google AI to give me a
03:42:41
a logo for the Small Wieners Club.
03:42:45
What aperture are you using?
03:42:46
What's it obvious?
03:42:47
No, no, it obviously interpreted it interpreted wheat, small wieners.
03:42:51
Club as a sandwich instead of a thing.
03:42:54
What aperture? What's your shutter speed?
03:42:56
That's AI's version of a small wieners club.
03:42:59
Yeah.
03:43:00
Get it?
03:43:01
Well, I think it's just the right leg.
03:43:03
Club is a stacked sandwich.
03:43:05
I got to go whack off. Right. Oops.
03:43:08
I just showed a bunch of phone numbers again.
03:43:10
Oh, no.
03:43:11
Bookmark that.
03:43:12
Whose phone numbers are mine?
03:43:15
No. Whoa.
03:43:18
That's great.
03:43:19
Fabulous. I should stop talking about it.
03:43:22
Just move on.
03:43:23
Right.
03:43:24
Oh, so change that so you don't get clever.
03:43:28
I don't know if, the clips get shown tonight.
03:43:31
Nope. Not anymore.
03:43:33
I think I showed all my clips.
03:43:34
I got another mash up.
03:43:35
It's not worth it. I don't want to play it.
03:43:38
No. No, I just I do have one thing.
03:43:41
I do have one thing here, I forgot I pulled it up.
03:43:43
Yeah.
03:43:44
What's happening in the room?
03:43:45
So here we are again.
03:43:48
Well, yeah.
03:43:48
Well, that's why this keeps happening.
03:43:50
So here we are again.
03:43:52
I was like, I make the most make the most of it and stuff.
03:43:58
Okay.
03:43:59
I have a super freaking awesome day. So.
03:44:04
Okay. Bye.
03:44:07
Look at my.
03:44:13
Beer grade fudge g.
03:44:16
It's fudgy praise.
03:44:19
See look see look my name.
03:44:20
It says my name right there I'm fledge. Yes.
03:44:23
I'm not just flags and flags. Yes.
03:44:26
You want to turn?
03:44:26
Oh, no, don't do that, Gary.
03:44:28
I got.
03:44:31
Your Christina
03:44:33
dear is fudgy.
03:44:35
I am ready for. I'm so see.
03:44:37
Look, we can take turns.
03:44:38
You can be fudge as the theme of
03:44:42
the theme of my, dear floaties
03:44:44
was that it was, in the increasing increasing.
03:44:47
Yes, virgins.
03:44:48
But the increasing age
03:44:50
was, who started 18 then?
03:44:53
I think 24, then, 30.
03:44:55
So whatever.
03:44:56
Dear fudgy, I am writing you for two reasons.
03:45:00
I am 60 years old and still a virgin.
03:45:06
I like men,
03:45:08
I like men, but I'm not much interested in dating.
03:45:12
Is this normal?
03:45:13
The second reason is lately I've been thinking about my mortality.
03:45:18
And then. I don't know if this is like an ad.
03:45:20
This is so weird. Because this is, like.
03:45:22
This showed up on multiple Dear Abby forums
03:45:25
where this is posted in newspaper sites.
03:45:29
Lately I've been thinking about my own mortality.
03:45:32
I have promised myself for years that I would get a bed,
03:45:36
bath and body works or Bath and Body Works holiday package.
03:45:41
It's $30 with a purchase with a $30 purchase.
03:45:44
So $60.
03:45:46
I have rolled my coins and have more than $60.
03:45:50
I'm not a wealthy woman. What do you think?
03:45:52
Signed bucket list in the East.
03:45:55
So like a joke at the end?
03:45:56
Like I don't understand it, right?
03:46:00
Seriously, I don't know.
03:46:01
So basically she's 60, she's 60, she's in a man, but
03:46:04
she's still a virgin and she's not really that interested in dating.
03:46:07
Is it normal?
03:46:08
And, she said something about it. So.
03:46:11
So she said, should I fuck him or should I get him a bed bath
03:46:14
and Beyond gift certificate?
03:46:15
No, she's just saying that, like, I get it.
03:46:17
Nothing else to do with my life.
03:46:18
So I'm really, like, this is the most exciting thing I have,
03:46:20
which is getting a bed, bath
03:46:21
and Body Works holiday package, which is just $60, like.
03:46:24
So that's like I think that's like where I am at in
03:46:26
my life is whether she means to say that way or not.
03:46:29
I'm just it's like, that's like the, like, right, so go get some dick.
03:46:34
Like, really? You know what I mean?
03:46:37
Anything.
03:46:37
Just get stuck by something.
03:46:41
Oh, in this one time at Van Camp,
03:46:43
I stuck my pussy on.
03:46:47
Do you think that she's like, a masturbator?
03:46:54
Or you think she's just.
03:46:55
I don't know, I think nothing, I think everybody is.
03:46:58
I'm not into this at all.
03:47:01
Well, zero,
03:47:03
I learned most of my
03:47:07
wisdom from Motley Crew, and they taught me.
03:47:09
Use it or lose it.
03:47:12
So maybe, work out for Motley Crew.
03:47:15
Who's the lead singer?
03:47:16
How's he doing?
03:47:17
I don't I don't know, but what I took from that is if you don't
03:47:22
masturbate, I think you lost, actually, your body, like.
03:47:25
All right, look it.
03:47:25
If you eat a lot, you get fat and you're not hungry, right?
03:47:30
So if you don't masturbate a lot, you're not going to be
03:47:35
hungry, horny.
03:47:37
And eventually you'll be like, I have no reason to make testosterone.
03:47:41
And, you know, sperm, sperm club, whatever you want to call it.
03:47:46
And then eventually your body just turns and withers away to,
03:47:51
What are those things called
03:47:52
when the, you know, the eunuch, a eunuch, they supposedly had no sex, right?
03:47:56
Right. Right.
03:47:58
So maybe when you're 60, maybe that's all you need is what did you do?
03:48:01
Need a little bit of no sexual drive or is.
03:48:04
It is.
03:48:04
It's like it's something chemically imbalance inside of them, right?
03:48:07
Like, do you find it ironic that we're talking about micro penises?
03:48:11
And I thought her hobby was needlepoint.
03:48:13
Then there's.
03:48:13
I mean, Gary's opinion on micro penises.
03:48:16
I think it's just the right, like, oh, okay. Sorry.
03:48:21
Yeah,
03:48:23
yeah.
03:48:29
I'm, Did you read that comment?
03:48:32
Because I'm not sure I understand.
03:48:35
If, Oh, I get it.
03:48:39
I had to read the rest. See, if you read it together.
03:48:41
It makes sense. I get it.
03:48:44
Well, that's a shame,
03:48:46
because from what I understand, it's
03:48:48
something about the tension.
03:48:52
And if.
03:48:53
Especially if you have a micro penis.
03:48:54
Not saying that you do, I haven't.
03:48:56
I don't know if that commenter mentioned how the size, but.
03:49:02
Yeah, I think it's just the right like.
03:49:06
Yeah, he did my food up, but I didn't grab it.
03:49:08
I thought that'd be rude.
03:49:10
What are those?
03:49:11
Those new Little Caesars pizza puffs?
03:49:14
It's DiGiorno, motherfucker.
03:49:16
Not delivery.
03:49:17
It's not delivery.
03:49:20
Why are you guys this is know.
03:49:26
Oh, it's so boring.
03:49:26
Let's just be real. Let's just be real.
03:49:29
These guys are virgins, and we are not the honest.
03:49:34
Like, there's a there's a like.
03:49:36
It's the plum pitted.
03:49:37
It's like it's already the pit has been removed is what you're saying.
03:49:40
They're now plum. We're out.
03:49:42
See, there's a there's a punchline that comes after it.
03:49:45
Oh, I didn't see that right, I didn't either, so.
03:49:49
Hey, guys, I've never been with a cherry,
03:49:52
which I believe is,
03:49:57
some kind of a term for a virgin.
03:50:00
But, see, we just learned.
03:50:01
That's not how that works.
03:50:03
I think that's how.
03:50:04
I don't think that that's how that works.
03:50:06
But if that's how it works.
03:50:08
And he has never been with
03:50:09
a cherry before, but he's been with plenty of plums.
03:50:12
Plums, I say, at
03:50:13
what point do you pop a cherry like an actual physical plum war? Out?
03:50:17
You get it, plum. More out.
03:50:23
Like blown out.
03:50:24
Me yeah. Hanging.
03:50:28
Yeah. He says. Yeah, yeah he ain't. Yeah.
03:50:30
He's been worn out like blown out.
03:50:35
Clearly.
03:50:36
Well no he said he had a daughter.
03:50:38
Another one that's clearly not a virgin.
03:50:40
What's got her could be adopted I have no I have no idea.
03:50:42
You could see you could have children.
03:50:44
But how do you know what his daughter is doing?
03:50:46
My children are not adopted. What?
03:50:49
I don't know what his daughter's doing.
03:50:50
I was just and said his daughter.
03:50:53
What did I say?
03:50:54
I don't know, clearly.
03:50:57
I said his he has a daughter. He's he.
03:50:59
He is not a virgin.
03:51:01
Oh, but then I said his daughter could be adopted.
03:51:05
So I maybe I'm jumping to conclusions and then I roll that in my head real quick.
03:51:08
I was like, wait, maybe I'm a virgin.
03:51:10
Maybe my kids are adopted, but they're not.
03:51:14
They could be.
03:51:17
I when they came out, did you watch them every step of the way?
03:51:20
I did, I sure did.
03:51:22
And the amazing part was, especially for the kids,
03:51:24
you wanted to make sure you're like, no, nobody's slapping my kids.
03:51:27
I can't show you.
03:51:28
But the head came out and I was like, whoa!
03:51:30
I was ready to pass out because I saw my wife
03:51:33
speaking.
03:51:34
Could give you a head, not virgin, you know, bigger than I've ever seen.
03:51:37
And I was, like, ready to pass out.
03:51:38
And then there was just a sliver of his head.
03:51:41
Then the whole head came out.
03:51:43
And instead of being like that big, it was like that big.
03:51:47
Did he give a good head? Amazing.
03:51:50
I love my wife. That's amazing.
03:51:53
I don't know no.
03:51:56
I never, that we did that a lot too.
03:51:59
That was fun. That's another hole. You just watch it.
03:52:01
Wait, what?
03:52:03
When she was pregnant.
03:52:05
Well, I say that I was getting, so I was wrong.
03:52:08
I'm sorry. That is.
03:52:08
That is probably my only gayest act
03:52:10
that I've ever done is I may have given oral sex to my son.
03:52:14
Well, I just always assumed he wasn't that close when I was doing it.
03:52:17
And then, to be honest, we we actually asked the nurse, what?
03:52:22
Because, you know, you go to these classes,
03:52:23
these birthing classes at the hospital nowadays, you got to like get a get a pass
03:52:27
passing grade before they let you have children.
03:52:29
You know, she's already pregnant.
03:52:31
And one of the questions I was asking because you know, obviously
03:52:34
I'm 12 years old when I'm in the class, is can I hit the baby?
03:52:38
You identified 12 years old that way. It's blown year.
03:52:40
I didn't say, I didn't say like, can I hurt the baby?
03:52:43
Can I actually have anal sex?
03:52:44
But I was like, okay, is there any possible way to hit the baby?
03:52:48
And I think she said,
03:52:49
yeah, but not not with my micro penis.
03:52:52
The nurse saying that, I think it's just the right.
03:52:56
Like, how does she know what size it is?
03:52:59
No, Gary doesn't discriminate on penis size.
03:53:02
And then another thing I remember from the class is halfway through the class,
03:53:05
I was like thinking, Holy crap, her blouse is open
03:53:08
and her one boob was hanging out.
03:53:11
And my wife was like, excuse me?
03:53:13
And I actually told her I was like, well, I never even thought of that.
03:53:18
I started like, oh, if you do it, if you do it, that's weird.
03:53:20
If she does it, it's friendly.
03:53:22
See you. That my wife was like, why don't you just say something?
03:53:25
I was like, well, I told you,
03:53:28
all right, right.
03:53:29
If you're like, hey, you're anything and how.
03:53:31
It's like she's like, oh my God, I don't think that if it's a girl,
03:53:34
she's like, oh my God, I don't think, I don't think you said that right.
03:53:39
I think I did.
03:53:42
See, the best thing I learned, it was like some 20 something year old nurse.
03:53:45
I said, pardon me, ma'am,
03:53:48
they love that.
03:53:50
Why? Why walk up to a young woman
03:53:52
and say, pardon me ma'am?
03:53:56
My bad.
03:53:57
Is that bad? I think I would have been better off.
03:53:59
I would have said your titties hanging out today.
03:54:04
I can't believe you guys.
03:54:05
I can't believe you're teaching us how to nurse.
03:54:08
Clearly, you don't even have.
03:54:11
Anything there.
03:54:13
What? You're going to bring something?
03:54:14
Did you bring something up already?
03:54:15
You said you had something to bring up.
03:54:17
No, there was the deer flag.
03:54:18
I think I was like, oh, you did?
03:54:20
Yeah, I forgot, I forgot all about that, I answer, I don't think I answer,
03:54:23
yeah, I think you did.
03:54:25
The six year old, the old lady
03:54:27
who wants to get fucked.
03:54:28
But all right. Yeah, she's probably not.
03:54:30
She doesn't.
03:54:30
It doesn't work anymore.
03:54:31
She doesn't get horny anymore.
03:54:34
The only thing we do is a residual.
03:54:35
Did you say six year old or 60?
03:54:37
RFK, 60.
03:54:42
Or RFK?
03:54:42
That poor guy.
03:54:44
So I don't want to rip on him, though, because I just found out the whole time.
03:54:49
I mean, no, she's not that bad looking.
03:54:50
And it was just an old. It was my wife.
03:54:54
It doesn't matter.
03:54:54
Well, of course it was her voice.
03:54:57
She doesn't want to hear that voice.
03:55:00
No, no.
03:55:00
But I was like, dude, the news annihilated him.
03:55:02
I thought for all I knew, I thought he practically raped a woman.
03:55:06
And it turns out they were just.
03:55:07
That was consensual.
03:55:08
Yeah, but it is funny that he was doing it, like while he was campaigning, like.
03:55:13
And I think he's married in there, so I'm sure.
03:55:16
So you know, what's more important though, are the 37.
03:55:21
I don't know,
03:55:22
he he already admitted to to his wife.
03:55:25
I popped 337 inappropriate relationships before this
03:55:29
that were way more than texting, sexting, whatever you call it.
03:55:34
So she's cool with it.
03:55:36
Well, that's I say, I don't understand why this I actually I absolutely understand
03:55:39
why this was a runs in the runs in the Kennedy blood.
03:55:42
No, it was because of the timing.
03:55:44
They were trying to ruin Trump and ruin him and ruin the whole
03:55:48
whatever by saying, look, he's such a womanizing.
03:55:52
That's another one.
03:55:53
Like, I'm going to hit the button here.
03:55:55
We ain't in a personal relationship.
03:55:57
We don't normally do this on the, Brady and George show, but.
03:56:07
This just in.
03:56:08
The Kennedys are womanizing cheaters.
03:56:13
He's 70 and she's 31.
03:56:16
And didn't Ted Kennedy possibly kill somebody?
03:56:23
Allegedly.
03:56:24
Allegedly. That's ignoring.
03:56:27
How is a 70 year old dude just go.
03:56:29
I'm going to convince this fucking 31 year old girl to take my penis.
03:56:34
It was sexting.
03:56:35
It was a it was safe for her.
03:56:37
And she could get a lot of a lot of clout and a lot of movies.
03:56:40
So she was playing along.
03:56:41
She was toying around with them, I don't know, but she was a reporter.
03:56:44
You don't think she got access?
03:56:46
Aside from the sexting?
03:56:50
You know what I mean?
03:56:50
Like that wasn't that wasn't the value that she was after.
03:56:53
She wanted access to him to get story.
03:56:55
Most likely
03:56:58
people don't admit it, but they like what?
03:57:00
They criticize all these people.
03:57:01
But the the frickin hang on their every word, the news annihilates Trump.
03:57:06
But yet anytime he says a word they say repeat.
03:57:08
It makes no sense.
03:57:11
This old man, they're going to be texting some bitch without it being physical.
03:57:15
He's old school.
03:57:16
He wants some actual fucking contact.
03:57:19
You can go fuck his wife if he wants to.
03:57:22
Yeah, but I'm saying I don't think it got that far
03:57:24
from what I understand from the story. Did it?
03:57:26
That's what they claim. But you never know what they say.
03:57:29
What, like, why would he just text her? It sounds stupid.
03:57:31
It's like, what is he, 12 with 36 or 37 other times?
03:57:35
Why would he have anything to say?
03:57:37
You know this one? I only went this far.
03:57:39
Look at me.
03:57:39
I got my sleeves up. I'm a I'm a changed man, right?
03:57:42
Yeah, I only know I was only talking. Yeah.
03:57:44
The other ones. Yeah, they're made, to be honest.
03:57:46
He's only going to lose respect and credibility for the,
03:57:48
And I don't take no orders from the woman, by the way.
03:57:52
By the way, I don't take no orders from no women.
03:57:55
That crowd respected him more when he went all the way with the right
03:58:00
other people.
03:58:01
So he may he may have only texted this one,
03:58:03
but there's several similar that he definitely did more.
03:58:06
Yeah. And I don't think it was even with this wife.
03:58:08
It was with his combined wives.
03:58:13
I don't I don't know, the Kennedys like to get down.
03:58:15
They don't like to be tied down to one woman.
03:58:17
Even JFK said he doesn't feel right without a
03:58:19
with a without a piece of strange every day,
03:58:22
which meant a different chick other than his wife.
03:58:25
Piece of strange, piece of strange.
03:58:27
What a pussy.
03:58:29
But he would just say a strange.
03:58:32
Oh, strange. Right?
03:58:34
Of course. Yeah, like a different vagina.
03:58:36
Sorry, I didn't know what you meant. Because I'm a virgin.
03:58:39
Not the same vagina. Like a different.
03:58:41
I've never even had. Wait, what's the opposite of strange?
03:58:43
What's a nice, nasty thing I can call my regular?
03:58:46
My usual,
03:58:48
my usual, my use. Cuz.
03:58:52
Yeah, I'm going to go.
03:58:53
I'm going to go right upstairs right now and call my wife.
03:58:56
My use, my use my usual, usual my use. Cuz.
03:59:03
We good?
03:59:04
Yeah. Anymore.
03:59:06
So I went hard on the creation myth.
03:59:09
That's the way we all became the Brady
03:59:11
Bunch.
03:59:15
As above, so below.
03:59:16
Okay, bye.
03:59:17
Have a good, nice. Let's talk to you, buddy.
03:59:20
The time is now.
03:59:22
10:01 p.m..
03:59:43
Of course.
03:59:43
Triangles.
03:59:43
Do it because.
04:00:12
I just just a little.
04:00:30
I lost count.
04:00:36
Gotta give him that hook.
04:00:37
Put it on that thing. Get.
04:00:41
The lip smacking.
04:00:42
Good time, Nonstop.
04:00:49
Mr. Brady and Joshua Brady and worth of.
04:00:54
And so below they copy so blows Brady.
04:00:58
And for sure we're doing it our way.
04:01:02
We're gonna make it make our dreams come true.
04:01:05
Brady.
04:01:06
And your show it's Brady and draw.
04:01:09
It's their show now Brady. Draw.
04:01:12
He was so silly.
04:01:17
The time is now ten 01P.
04:01:20
Time is now 10:01 p.m.
04:01:24
flat.
04:01:25
No back left to pass tax and
04:01:28
tax in the half.
04:01:29
Full class with black with black.
04:01:30
Nancy call flats with no flats can get past and little fast
04:01:34
like your pants and take
04:01:38
land a man in the damn pen with black men out when this is damn last.
04:01:42
Of course trying to do a damn class.
04:01:44
But because that's the one left with an amen for grassroots baseball,
04:01:49
that's what tax the tax to dress like a rank takes until you can't stand.
04:01:53
So fat chance I'll even back Brady.
04:01:56
He's just sent me a clip of his penis sandwich.
04:01:59
I think it's just the right leg.
04:02:01
Damn it.
04:02:02
Before you, Dan, is the plan what you think is black man, go quant.
04:02:05
Stand in your fat snaps from the Badlands.
04:02:07
Dip out that can fool you.
04:02:08
Lamb blasted has added to about things I just can't get with.
04:02:13
You can't understand. Hi guys.
04:02:17
Saying that I have to wear a coyote hats and glasses.
04:02:19
I don't know if, the clubs get shown tonight
04:02:22
back in the black in, like, if brother's watching.
04:02:26
Man, he would have loved that clip for it to slap him in advance,
04:02:30
like I would on black Cat magic things, a track that, like,
04:02:35
when I'm on the crack,
04:02:37
you know, it's good and trapped in.
04:02:40
And I got to go whack off right now, stuff like that.
04:02:44
While he's at the clapping, I'm done rapping.
04:02:46
He's. He flashed.