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Fladge Rants Live #73 Liminality | The Kid Show Featuring Fladge Rants Live with Special Guests

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00:00:00 Nice.
00:00:01 I'm not ready.
00:00:05 I'm going to do the fake.
00:00:05 I'm going to do the fake ones.
00:00:13 We have been waiting for a very 84.
00:00:16 Very Avery spelled right Flappy
00:00:20 waiting for insanely angry for the great C 84.
00:00:24 So don't thank me for it. Just trying.
00:00:28 Horror stories, flat graphics, of course.
00:00:31 No chorus, no shit.
00:00:33 Just the course code word for which the words curse put lips.
00:00:36 Next we switch like we basketball it just alcoholic we guacamole it.
00:00:41 Now pack up all this smoke and tell it to spell.
00:00:44 Randy can't save all jibber jabber.
00:00:47 Go fuck the flat earth back words still get back hurts open some blisters.
00:00:52 Come out of it so you can tell shirtless Joe butts round again.
00:00:56 Gary Parks not allowed back game.
00:00:59 This flappy shouts itself to Brady doesn't think it's very clever.
00:01:03 He can grab some whips and but Ringo Phelps have been hossenfelder I don't know.
00:01:09 Welcome to the kids show featuring flash players.
00:01:12 Lots of special guest Brady Roy.
00:01:14 This.
00:01:19 Rich.
00:01:32 Welcome to the kids show featuring
00:01:35 Fladge with live special guests Brady and draw
00:01:38 bitch.
00:01:46 Bitch!
00:01:50 The time is now.
00:01:51 1017.
00:01:54 Do you know where your kid is?
00:01:57 Hi, I'm Gary and welcome to Fladge Rants Live.
00:02:01 Today the topic is liminality.
00:02:04 It's the opacity of the torch, a threshold.
00:02:08 It is a an awkward transition.
00:02:11 Well, it doesn't have to be awkward, but I intend to make it awkward.
00:02:16 This is the the show
00:02:18 in which I offered the kid
00:02:22 his chance to shine, his opportunity
00:02:26 to deliver a monologue in a fashion
00:02:31 and I'll tell you what, he knocked it out of the park.
00:02:33 Normally I pull off about 8 to 10 minutes.
00:02:37 Kid went for 24 minutes.
00:02:39 I recorded the whole thing.
00:02:41 I spent the last two days not preparing my monologue, but trying to upload his,
00:02:49 I failed.
00:02:50 So here I am,
00:02:53 and I've got, a gigantic show for you.
00:02:56 Lots of material, and we should probably get right into it.
00:03:01 This is the awkward passing of the torch
00:03:04 from, Flashdance live to the kid show.
00:03:08 Roll the clip, Brady.
00:03:13 Or. Kirk.
00:03:16 Larger than life. This is live. Oh.
00:03:19 How do you feel about, halogen headlights
00:03:22 from, a lifted truck?
00:03:25 Fucking terrible.
00:03:27 Wait.
00:03:28 All right. Are these in any type of order?
00:03:30 I should be playing one, right?
00:03:32 One? Yeah. One.
00:03:35 Yeah. That's. What.
00:03:36 Are you sure V6 is only one shot like that? Yep.
00:03:41 Nice.
00:03:42 Is that a problem?
00:03:44 No. Certainly not.
00:03:46 His first monologue is going to be just like yours.
00:03:48 Well, yes.
00:03:52 Especially coming traffic.
00:03:54 Well, as somebody who has some believe we're recording, fly dragonfly.
00:03:59 This is live. Oh.
00:04:01 How do you feel about,
00:04:02 halogen headlights from, a lifted truck?
00:04:07 Fucking terrible.
00:04:08 Okay. You don't like that?
00:04:09 Especially on company traffic.
00:04:12 Well, as somebody who has his own, I feel like they need
00:04:15 to dial down a little bit with the lights.
00:04:18 Oh, definitely.
00:04:19 If I'm in a drive through, there is no reason for you to have them.
00:04:25 While you're blinding me.
00:04:26 And I'm sitting in my small little car.
00:04:29 Do you know what a mud cricket is? No.
00:04:32 Those are the girls that got to,
00:04:35 my cricket.
00:04:36 Girls that follow around, dudes who drive the car on to it.
00:04:40 What's up with the Daisy Duke shorts and all that?
00:04:43 Well, I know got to do is that truck stops, and so,
00:04:46 those are called, what are those called?
00:04:48 Well, Snow Bunny. Oh, no.
00:04:52 Wait, what did she say?
00:04:53 The horse they hang out at truck stops.
00:04:55 Right, loser. Yeah. What are you now?
00:04:58 Yeah. Yeah.
00:04:59 Okay. Yeah.
00:05:00 Those pictures I thought you were going to say Suzanne from there.
00:05:03 I call her Suzanne. And off here of
00:05:07 as above, so below.
00:05:08 There's no way the kid can't say that. That's not a mullet.
00:05:11 That's obviously a mullet.
00:05:12 And I love that he did his hair. I like the color.
00:05:15 That's his girlfriend, you idiot.
00:05:18 I thought this was the kids you,
00:05:24 Where's the.
00:05:24 Where's the kid?
00:05:28 You want to hear?
00:05:29 I think you did it. One didn't do it.
00:05:31 Yeah. You know what happened?
00:05:32 The, tube just finished to everything. Just finished.
00:05:35 That's why you're so smooth.
00:05:37 I see a 24, 20, 24 minute video on the
00:05:42 the tube.
00:05:43 Okay. Oh, okay.
00:05:44 So I got one. Oh, you got one thing to say.
00:05:47 I've got a few things to say about the the, 24 minute monologue.
00:05:51 It's fantastic.
00:05:52 If you didn't think you could learn something from the kid, you're wrong.
00:05:55 Dead wrong.
00:05:55 I'm going to learn something today.
00:05:57 Now, a couple things to watch for.
00:06:00 It said, let's break it up.
00:06:02 12 minutes and 12 minutes.
00:06:04 We'll have an intermission.
00:06:05 That's how long this monologue is.
00:06:07 But there's two things to watch for, distractions and how the kid handles them.
00:06:12 And right at the end, right toward the end.
00:06:16 Yeah.
00:06:16 So after the intermission, I should probably save this for intermission, but,
00:06:21 a woman in a rubber car, the whole thing.
00:06:26 This is my wife's best friend.
00:06:29 Now, I've been to two funerals in the last two weeks,
00:06:32 and you know how everyone's supposed to sit silently for the eulogy?
00:06:37 She failed to both times.
00:06:40 She was the only person that spoke out during the eulogy.
00:06:45 Both funerals.
00:06:47 Unbelievable.
00:06:48 So why wouldn't she interrupt the middle of the monologue?
00:06:52 Holy crap.
00:06:53 So this is
00:06:55 flesh cast gold here,
00:06:58 roll the clip. Brady.
00:07:01 Oh, do you have something to say to
00:07:04 break?
00:07:10 Where's the clip?
00:07:21 One was a kid
00:07:22 who wasn't ready for the morning until he came
00:07:27 for plastic tap shoes.
00:07:30 Valerie drove to the fair with Peter and gorgeous hair.
00:07:35 Whole day. Oh.
00:07:40 He proclaimed he was pure,
00:07:42 untouched by the day.
00:07:47 Let's cook in a show like a beacon of shame.
00:07:50 I'm sure when
00:07:53 you leave tall buildings, at least those quite small,
00:07:57 it's thousands of those little baby steps before you take a phone.
00:08:01 Actually, the kid is quite tall, y'all.
00:08:04 How many black people do you see?
00:08:06 What?
00:08:08 Oh, my bad, I feel fine.
00:08:10 Yeah,
00:08:11 I taste the kids show featuring black dress.
00:08:16 Love a special guest waiting for.
00:08:19 Thanks for.
00:08:22 I got this.
00:08:24 Take the safety glasses up on this list.
00:08:27 That's who I like.
00:08:30 Please welcome
00:08:32 the kids.
00:08:35 Are there any kids in home?
00:08:37 Welcome to Flashdance, love. There's.
00:08:39 I'm there.
00:08:40 It's around 10 p.m..
00:08:41 Do you know where your parents are?
00:08:44 Yeah, there's my, impersonation of the Gary.
00:08:47 So, do with that what you will.
00:08:49 Anyways, when Gary asked me to be,
00:08:51 the opening act for this episode, you know, obviously I was super honored.
00:08:55 Weird for cats, big responsibility.
00:08:57 And I have not done a monologue since sophomore year in high school.
00:09:00 So, you know, cut me a little slack.
00:09:03 I'm going to do my best. But, you know, I've got I've got some notes.
00:09:05 So I might be looking down, I might say, or.
00:09:08 Yeah, a few times. Just bear with me.
00:09:10 Something. I'm cognizant of.
00:09:12 Anyways,
00:09:14 I was given the task to make a monologue for about eight minutes, and,
00:09:18 the only thing I could think of to talk about for eight minutes, that wouldn't
00:09:21 be super boring to the rest of the world is Pink Floyd.
00:09:24 So I've got, you know, I've got a brief history of the band right here.
00:09:28 And then, as a fun fact, I threw in my ranking of their albums that way.
00:09:31 It gives you a little bit of,
00:09:33 something personal instead of just me reading,
00:09:35 like, facts off Wikipedia or whatever.
00:09:36 So, yeah. All right, let's jump into it.
00:09:39 All right, so I'm gonna set the scene 1962.
00:09:43 There's three guys in an architecture school.
00:09:45 We got Nick Mason, we got Roger waters, and we have Richard Wright.
00:09:50 You know, they're all at architect school.
00:09:52 They're all learn how to build buildings and stuff like that.
00:09:54 And then there's another guy at,
00:09:57 at an art school whose name is Syd Barrett,
00:09:59 and they all decide to get together like, we like making music.
00:10:03 They do a lot of blues stuff.
00:10:05 Those are the four, you know, the four main members that started.
00:10:09 There were some other people like Bob close, but,
00:10:10 you know, they're not super relevant to the story.
00:10:12 Those are the four guys that were in Pink Floyd.
00:10:15 You know, they had a lot of different names and stuff like that.
00:10:17 It started out kind of like,
00:10:18 you know, like how any band does where they trying
00:10:20 to find their footing and stuff like that.
00:10:22 They had a bunch of different names. I had Sigma six.
00:10:24 I thought they went by the Megadeth's
00:10:25 for a while, which is funny because, you know, the Megadeth is a band now.
00:10:30 And they were going by the T set for a while,
00:10:32 and at one of the gigs they were doing, there's another band called the Tea Set.
00:10:36 So, you know, obviously there's a little conflict there.
00:10:38 So Syd Barrett, the front man,
00:10:40 you know, he looks he looks around for some inspiration.
00:10:43 He's got a couple albums, ones by Pink Anderson and ones by the Floyd Council,
00:10:47 and he's like, you know what, guys? We're going to combine.
00:10:48 Those were the Pink Floyd sound.
00:10:51 So that's how the name comes around.
00:10:53 You know, eventually they dropped the sound part in that.
00:10:55 So then they would become the Pink Floyd and they go by that for a long time.
00:10:59 And then it just kind of turns into Pink Floyd.
00:11:01 So, you know,
00:11:02 a little bit of, evolution from the Pink Floyd
00:11:05 sound to actually becoming Pink Floyd, but, you know, anyways,
00:11:10 so they get their name figured out and they're doing a lot of, like, blues
00:11:12 and stuff like that.
00:11:13 At first they're just doing like, covers and stuff like that.
00:11:16 Eventually they kind of start to dabble into, like making their own music.
00:11:19 And Syd Barrett, the front man, he's the guy that's doing all that stuff.
00:11:22 And since got to really like,
00:11:25 he'd always had some kind of like, like, you know, he was a little different.
00:11:28 So a lot of his music is really, like, weird.
00:11:30 It's like it's like lullabies or like nursery rhymes almost.
00:11:35 They're super weird.
00:11:36 I find them
00:11:40 very interesting, but, you know, definitely a little underground.
00:11:44 So they do that for a long time.
00:11:46 And, eventually in 67, they make their first album.
00:11:49 They get signed to a,
00:11:50 a record company, I think EMI or maybe Columbia, I can't remember.
00:11:54 And they make their first album is called Piper the Gets it.
00:11:56 Dawn.
00:11:57 You know, it does.
00:11:57 Okay.
00:11:58 It's not as big as any of their albums that, you know, come along
00:12:01 later on, but, you know, they do all right for themselves.
00:12:05 Syd's going.
00:12:06 He's going crazy, though, you know?
00:12:08 Right. He's, he's taking a lot of LSD.
00:12:10 And like I said earlier, you know, he's already got a lot of,
00:12:12 like, he's not mentally all there to begin with.
00:12:14 So he starts like, losing his mind.
00:12:15 And the band members are freaking out.
00:12:17 They're like the guy that's making all of our music and is like,
00:12:20 the reason we're, like,
00:12:21 even have any sort of success right now is he's losing his fucking mind.
00:12:24 What are we supposed to do?
00:12:26 They know this guy, David Gilmore, and they hire him on.
00:12:29 And the idea is Syd Barrett is not going to perform with them.
00:12:31 He's just going to write their music and stuff like that.
00:12:33 And David is going to play the lead guitar, and he's going to be the
00:12:37 the guy replacing sit on stage.
00:12:39 So he do that for a while.
00:12:40 There's like an awkward like five member phase.
00:12:43 And then Syd pretty much goes off the deep end completely,
00:12:45 and the guys just decide not to pick him up for a gig.
00:12:47 And, you know, that's how you get the the Pink Floyd.
00:12:53 Members that are like the,
00:12:56 the main staple, you know.
00:12:57 Right. You got you got Nick Mason who's playing the drums.
00:12:59 You got Richard right. Or Rick who does keyboards.
00:13:02 Roger Waters is the bass guitar, and David Gilmore is the lead guitar.
00:13:05 And then most of them
00:13:06 have their own vocals at some point that's kind of split evenly.
00:13:09 Most of it at that time, it was either David or Rick.
00:13:13 So they do that and they make their
00:13:14 I make their second album, Saucerful of Secrets.
00:13:17 I mean, it's okay.
00:13:19 And then they make a movie soundtrack album that doesn't do very good.
00:13:22 And then they make,
00:13:24 they make an album called Uma Uma, which is,
00:13:27 half and half of it is all live stuff, which is really interesting.
00:13:31 And then the second half is just all the members making their own, like, side of,
00:13:36 side of a vinyl.
00:13:37 And it, it fucking sucks.
00:13:39 It's like the low point for them where they don't really know
00:13:42 what they're supposed to be doing and stuff like that.
00:13:43 Like they don't have Syd, and Syd was the guy that have had all the ideas.
00:13:47 So, you know, they're kind of like, I mean, we're we're lost.
00:13:50 We don't know what we're doing.
00:13:52 So they have a couple more albums that, you know, aren't very good,
00:13:55 but they eventually, you know, they kind of pick it out, pick it back up.
00:13:58 Their sixth album, metal, I think that's where they kind of
00:14:00 find their footing and they're like, all right, we know what we're doing.
00:14:03 We can handle ourselves without Sid.
00:14:05 We'll get into this later.
00:14:06 Metal is like one of the greatest albums of all time.
00:14:08 But anyways, so they kind of they kind of find their footing with that.
00:14:12 They make metal. Metal does pretty good.
00:14:13 They make another movie soundtrack album that, if it does,
00:14:17 okay, it's not it's not super well-received.
00:14:20 Just because it's a movie soundtrack album doesn't
00:14:22 usually never do as well as like an actual standalone album.
00:14:25 But then in 1973, guys, they make The Dark Side of the moon.
00:14:30 You know, I don't I don't think this needs to get covered a lot.
00:14:32 Everybody knows what Dark Side is or is at least heard of it.
00:14:35 If you haven't listened to the album itself, you definitely should.
00:14:38 But I mean,
00:14:40 one of the, like, greatest albums of all time.
00:14:42 Very, very well recognized.
00:14:44 I mean, you see the prism anywhere and it's like, oh, that's the that's dark
00:14:47 side of the moon, you know?
00:14:48 So they,
00:14:50 they get their 15 minutes of fame, you know, they get they get really popular.
00:14:53 They make a ton of money off that album, and they go on a tour for like two years
00:14:57 fucking awesome.
00:14:58 And when they finally finish their tour, they make, they make Wish You Were Here,
00:15:02 which is like, you can't top Dark Side,
00:15:05 but that album is is about as close as you can get to topping it.
00:15:08 And then they do really good with that one too.
00:15:11 Sort of towards the end of it, Roger waters, the guy that was doing
00:15:13 the bass, he's been kind of like the lyrical mastermind since Syd left.
00:15:18 He's kind of taken over that mantle.
00:15:20 You starts to get a little bit, like, fussy about how things are run.
00:15:23 He starts to kind of, you know, as the as the front man.
00:15:25 He kind of starts to, you know, throw his weight around a little bit.
00:15:28 I'm wish you were here. It's not that bad.
00:15:31 But after that they
00:15:32 make that album animals, which is another awesome concept album.
00:15:35 And Roger does
00:15:37 all the lyrics on that
00:15:39 and, you know, takes most of the credit and they actually have
00:15:42 a little bit of arguments, about like royalties and stuff like that.
00:15:47 So, you know, it starts to get a little shaky on animals.
00:15:50 And when they're touring both animals and Wish you were here on the same tour,
00:15:54 call in the flesh.
00:15:55 They, they start, like, selling out to, like, big stadium crowds, you know?
00:15:59 Right.
00:15:59 And it's kind of overwhelming because they're used to doing, like,
00:16:01 smaller venues where people are there to listen to the music
00:16:04 and not just like light off fireworks and shit like that.
00:16:07 So it starts to get a little bit under the band skin and,
00:16:10 there's one, one event that happens in particular
00:16:13 where Roger, the frontman gets pissed off
00:16:15 because a bunch of fans are being loud, obnoxious, and not like
00:16:17 letting people enjoy the music.
00:16:18 So he spits on them and, makes some sort of comment
00:16:22 about wanting to build a wall between the band and the audience.
00:16:26 And later on that that idea turns into the wall,
00:16:30 which is, oh, there we go.
00:16:32 Oh, wow.
00:16:33 Nice wall.
00:16:34 Mount Rushmore of Pink Floyd albums go for me.
00:16:37 Well, I have my list of, my top four, so I'm just gonna do that
00:16:41 Dark Side of the moon metal, which.
00:16:47 The one thing about Mount Rushmore is they are not ranked one through four.
00:16:52 It is just.
00:16:53 Oh, there's not four.
00:16:56 Makes some sort of comment
00:16:57 about wanting to build a wall between the band and the audience.
00:17:01 And later on that that idea turns into the wall, which is around.
00:17:06 That idea becomes Kamala Harris's idea.
00:17:08 Oh, wow, nice wall.
00:17:09 Mount Rushmore of Pink Floyd.
00:17:11 I don't think for me, Rushmore.
00:17:13 I have my list of, my top four.
00:17:16 So I'm just gonna do that dark side of the moon, metal.
00:17:19 Wish you were here. And the wall.
00:17:20 You know, awesome.
00:17:22 So anyways, that's my Mount Rushmore, but we'll get into that later.
00:17:25 They make the wall. It does really well at this point.
00:17:27 Pink Floyd is pretty much all just Roger waters.
00:17:29 Like telling the other band members what to do.
00:17:32 It's definitely not a song we don't album yet.
00:17:34 At that point, there's still a lot of contributions, from the others. Yeah.
00:17:37 But I was like,
00:17:38 David Gilmore
00:17:39 back for me, Comfortably Numb, which is like one of the biggest songs off
00:17:42 that album.
00:17:42 Yeah, I know what happened.
00:17:43 You realized about eight minutes in that
00:17:45 I got bad word, bad idea to stand here all still and drunk.
00:17:49 Exactly. I just wanted what was what turn.
00:17:52 And here I am, wandering the word.
00:17:54 He said the word wall.
00:17:55 That's enough reason for me to do my little,
00:17:59 that that gives them their only number one single ever,
00:18:01 which is another brick in the wall, part two.
00:18:03 So, so pretty good stuff.
00:18:05 At this point, that pretty Roger fired the keyboard guy.
00:18:07 Rick. They didn't really get along and record.
00:18:10 He had a bit of a Coke problem, and his, like, wife
00:18:14 had marriage issues, so he just wasn't really contributing all that much.
00:18:17 So he got fired and then stayed on as, like a as a session
00:18:21 musician for the, the rest of the wall tour.
00:18:24 But then, you know, after that's done, they're out.
00:18:27 Roger makes a, makes another album after that called The Final Cut.
00:18:31 That's, that's essentially a Roger waters solo project.
00:18:34 You know,
00:18:35 there's a little bit of influence from, like, David Gilmore, but I'm
00:18:38 not a whole lot.
00:18:40 So that's the final album.
00:18:41 And when they're making that, there's any they were fighting like crazy.
00:18:44 Like it was pretty bad on animals in the wall.
00:18:46 But final cuts like where it's like the band's
00:18:47 falling apart, it's obvious they're not going to do anything anymore.
00:18:50 So Roger leaves, he starts making solo work.
00:18:52 David Gilmore, he starts making his own solo work.
00:18:55 But it's not selling very good because,
00:18:57 you know, people don't know David Gilmore from Pink Floyd.
00:18:59 They know Pink Floyd. So he's like, you know what?
00:19:02 Fuck this. I'm gonna I'm going to revive the band. We're going to be awesome again.
00:19:04 We don't need Roger, me and Nick and, you know, we'll get Rick back.
00:19:09 If we can't, there's, like, a contract issue
00:19:10 where he can't be back as a full blown member.
00:19:12 We'll hire him as, like, a, studio musician and he'll.
00:19:16 He'll have some influence. So they do that?
00:19:20 There's this big lawsuit where Roger's like, you can't do that.
00:19:22 Pink Floyd doesn't exist without me, and there's, like, a whole thing.
00:19:26 But anyways, the David Gilmore gets
00:19:29 the way they make, their next album, Momentary Lapse of Reason.
00:19:32 And that one's kind of the same thing as a final cut.
00:19:34 That's pretty much a David Gilmore solo project.
00:19:36 It's not bad, but it's definitely one of the low points for them.
00:19:41 And that was in 1987.
00:19:42 So after that, there's nothing for, I think seven years in 1994,
00:19:47 they make another album called The Division Bell,
00:19:49 and that one's a lot closer to the like, Pink Floyd from before Roger left.
00:19:54 You know, the lyrics aren't quite as good as, like, anything off
00:19:56 Dark Side or Wish You Were Here or something like that, but it holds its own.
00:20:00 It's definitely not as bad as like Uma Goomba or something like that.
00:20:04 And that's their last, like big, big stint is pink Floyd.
00:20:07 They finished the tour in like 94, 95 and that's pretty much it until,
00:20:13 live eight, which is in 2005.
00:20:16 Pretty much, they're doing a charity for Africa.
00:20:19 I don't remember exactly what it's for, but they they convince all the members
00:20:23 to get back together for the first time in like 24 years.
00:20:26 And they do a like the band Africa for Africa is super crazy, right?
00:20:29 They have Roger back on stage.
00:20:30 Everybody hugs at the end. It's super nice. Then.
00:20:34 Yeah.
00:20:34 Let's they got together for Africa the band Africa and Africa the country
00:20:39 tour of the continent.
00:20:42 And then don't don't don't don't.
00:20:44 Yeah yeah.
00:20:44 So the song that's the last time the main members of Pink Floyd are all together.
00:20:50 After that, Syd Barrett, he, he hasn't been in that scene
00:20:53 for a long time, but he he finally dies. So.
00:21:03 Breaking news.
00:21:04 This just in.
00:21:06 The kid isn't done yet.
00:21:07 Syd Barrett died.
00:21:10 Brilliant.
00:21:11 And then Rick. Right.
00:21:12 He follows, like, a couple years later.
00:21:15 I, you know, you're down to the.
00:21:20 This just in.
00:21:21 Someone else also died.
00:21:25 I think when your death comes in, death comes in.
00:21:27 Three of the members that had a lot of influence.
00:21:29 Okay, here comes another 14.
00:21:30 They need a David, you know.
00:21:36 This just in.
00:21:38 Someone else also died.
00:21:42 More in Nick Mason, the drummer they came together and made
00:21:44 kind of like a tribute album was called The Endless River came out in 2014.
00:21:48 There were a lot of like, ambient music.
00:21:51 A lot of it has stuff to do with like the keyboard stuff because it's,
00:21:53 you know, tribute. Right?
00:21:55 So were not
00:21:58 I mean, it's a Pink Floyd album, but, you know, it's like
00:22:01 and I don't know, it doesn't have a lot of.
00:22:03 Yeah.
00:22:03 It's just, you know, this is all stuff from when we recorded it.
00:22:06 So I'm about to wander through some of it now.
00:22:10 Here you go.
00:22:11 And I yeah, yeah, I got, I got a fixed pair.
00:22:15 Oh, no. Oh, here she is.
00:22:19 Oh, the clarity of pain in the boat and say hi.
00:22:22 Hello.
00:22:23 Is, Fred transpose? Oh, yeah.
00:22:26 Thanks, Gary.
00:22:28 As above, I love, I'm, I got I got some more.
00:22:31 Don't worry.
00:22:32 Do you.
00:22:35 Anyway, should I keep keep going or is this an intermission?
00:22:38 So we're happy.
00:22:39 We still going to.
00:22:40 He's going to go more on Pink Floyd.
00:22:43 Oh, yeah.
00:22:43 For about. Oh, I see, four minutes.
00:22:45 I just feel like he's jiggle hard on Pink Floyd.
00:22:48 No, he's just going more on.
00:22:49 You know, I like the hard.
00:22:52 I don't get it. It's not.
00:22:54 He's got lots more he says he says this, this album is the greatest, of all time.
00:22:58 They didn't have a single head off of it.
00:23:00 And then they've only had one hit.
00:23:02 And there's some other greatest band I don't understand.
00:23:07 They just sold their catalog
00:23:09 to Sony for $400 million.
00:23:13 Okay, well, how much did they make while they were, putting the music?
00:23:17 Oh, it didn't sound like that much.
00:23:20 It was probably still behind.
00:23:21 They're probably still behind on what they could have made had their music
00:23:25 actually been good enough to sell a record.
00:23:30 Hey, maybe they don't do it for the views.
00:23:32 I think Taylor Swift makes way more than $400 million
00:23:36 off of one of her singles.
00:23:41 Yeah.
00:23:41 The metric. That's the metric. I think he's giving his opinion.
00:23:44 Not the greatest earnings.
00:23:46 He mentions Taylor Swift.
00:23:47 You need you need to.
00:23:49 Well, how do you define the greatest bands?
00:23:51 Right. It's all subjective.
00:23:52 Unless you look at dollars and cents.
00:23:54 And then there's just Pink Floyd isn't anywhere on the map.
00:23:58 They're all black.
00:23:59 He said it was.
00:24:00 I think he said it was their greatest album.
00:24:02 I don't think, I don't think said it was the greatest album.
00:24:05 I don't think,
00:24:07 but I think the implication was there that it was one of the greatest albums
00:24:10 of all time. Yeah. There was no Mount Rushmore involved.
00:24:13 Okay, let him continue.
00:24:14 We'll let him finish. I got I got some other rebuttals, but.
00:24:16 Oh, okay. Yeah.
00:24:18 Here, let him go.
00:24:19 Can I finish it right away?
00:24:21 No no no no, it's still on the it's still on the video.
00:24:24 We're not a racist. It's like 13 minutes. Okay. Bye.
00:24:27 Anyways, 2014 is the last thing any of them do.
00:24:30 There's some efforts where, you know, like,
00:24:32 like David will show up to a Ryder concert and stuff like that,
00:24:35 but they're they're pretty much not ever going to get back together.
00:24:38 And then the last thing
00:24:39 that any of them really do is in 2022, Ukraine gets invaded by Russia.
00:24:43 And David makes, makes a single with the Ukrainian guy called, hey, hey, rise up.
00:24:48 And that's the last thing that Pink Floyd is released.
00:24:49 It's like original.
00:24:50 They've done remixes and stuff like that or remasters,
00:24:52 but that's pretty much it for for the history of them.
00:24:56 You know, that's a pretty long monologue, guys.
00:24:59 13 minutes. I'm doing a lot better than I thought I would.
00:25:03 She's a lot easier on the eyes that I am.
00:25:06 I also find it weird that I, I just don't understand
00:25:08 why somebody would spend, especially somebody who's wasn't around
00:25:13 for this era of music, to spend that much time.
00:25:20 What do you mean?
00:25:21 You people listen, I just feel like this show.
00:25:24 What did he say?
00:25:25 Why do you hate popping?
00:25:26 What did he say?
00:25:29 I just feel like he's
00:25:31 way too young to care about the entire fucking history of Pink Floyd.
00:25:35 Like who gives a fuck?
00:25:37 Like you just listen to the music and shut the fuck up.
00:25:39 She she does.
00:25:40 Look at her looking at that mullet I know. Yeah.
00:25:42 She's like, oh my God it is.
00:25:44 Oh so is it the whining.
00:25:45 But it almost looks like he's like dyed his hair.
00:25:47 It looks a little darker, almost like a slight tinge.
00:25:49 I know she does your hair, obviously, but I like how he put the let it down, too.
00:25:54 He kind of.
00:25:55 He flattened it.
00:25:55 I think he he put a, straightening iron to it.
00:25:58 Definitely, definitely put some conditioner.
00:26:00 Headlight.
00:26:01 Definitely put. Oh, put some conditioner in there.
00:26:05 She's probably his hairdresser.
00:26:08 No, no, she's our own hairdresser.
00:26:12 He takes too much care.
00:26:13 And look at that.
00:26:14 Look how silky smooth I know it is.
00:26:16 Silky smooth. I got it all right. Yeah. Whole lot.
00:26:19 I just want to touch it. You get a lot of it.
00:26:20 I know that's a big issue. You've asked before.
00:26:23 No is the answer. What are you, my ranking?
00:26:26 I don't know if you can see it.
00:26:28 If it'll show up. I got to say.
00:26:30 Why do you know that much about a band that you didn't grow up with?
00:26:32 I, like, find something else to do. I don't understand.
00:26:35 You have nothing else to do in our motto than fuck your sister.
00:26:40 Just.
00:26:44 Try to.
00:26:48 Unless you're going to do this shit for a living.
00:26:50 I don't understand what you're doing here.
00:26:53 Somebody else's I got you.
00:26:54 It's impressive.
00:26:55 It's impressive, but, like, it's impressive in all the wrong ways. I
00:27:00 look, even the kid is saying, whoa, whoa, whoa, hold up, hold up.
00:27:04 Let me finish, finish.
00:27:06 I figured I do my my ranking of rates here.
00:27:09 Callback to Ross Perot, by the way. It'll show.
00:27:11 I want to hear his ranking all the we do your homework.
00:27:14 Pink Floyd.
00:27:15 And I thought a second we were supposed to read that, or this was supposed to see.
00:27:19 That's all right.
00:27:20 He's going to read them up.
00:27:22 Okay.
00:27:23 That's a good you can you can write it down in your own handwriting.
00:27:26 As you said them. The lighting's better.
00:27:29 And as far as, gay draws concerned, covered up the woman.
00:27:33 So he's probably happier now.
00:27:34 You can just see the hot, right? Yeah.
00:27:36 Something. Yeah.
00:27:38 That's what he wants to see.
00:27:39 I'm going to leave that. Or shall we continue?
00:27:42 Yeah.
00:27:42 Let's continue if it'll show up.
00:27:45 I got to go.
00:27:46 I'm almost about
00:27:46 the studio albums from Pink Floyd, and I thought I'd rank them number 15.
00:27:50 The worst one in my opinion. I'm going to come.
00:27:52 Like I said earlier, it's just ambient music.
00:27:54 There's not a lot of like, like depth to it.
00:27:57 The lyrics that are in it.
00:27:58 There's only one song with lyrics and there atrocious.
00:28:02 It's like it's laughably funny.
00:28:04 I've only listen to the album three times.
00:28:07 Oh, do you know, it's like if I was learning something,
00:28:10 I could see myself turning it on.
00:28:11 But you know,
00:28:11 if I want to listen to an alt plane right over him and like,
00:28:14 enjoy it, like, I'm definitely not putting that one on.
00:28:17 After that, we got
00:28:18 Momentary Lapse of Reason, the the first album they did without Roger.
00:28:21 That one has a couple high points, like side one.
00:28:24 The first one, 2 or 3 songs are pretty good,
00:28:26 and everything else after that I really don't care for,
00:28:30 you know, it is what it is.
00:28:32 David Gilmore I've never really been a big fan of his solo work.
00:28:35 I think he's an excellent musician, but he needs, needs the the like.
00:28:39 He needs better lyricism from somebody.
00:28:42 And I know his wife helps him out a lot with that stuff,
00:28:44 but even then, I'm not a big fan of her lyrics either.
00:28:46 He he needs Roger. They work better when they're together.
00:28:48 Yeah, that's for sure.
00:28:50 After that, they're, number 13 is a one of their soundtrack album.
00:28:54 It's called more.
00:28:56 Yeah.
00:28:57 You know, and it's a soundtrack album.
00:28:59 You're not going to get a lot of a lot out of it.
00:29:01 It definitely doesn't showcase their best work.
00:29:03 It's also their first album without Syd being involved at all,
00:29:06 so you can tell they're definitely struggling a lot with that.
00:29:09 After that, is Piper at the gates down at number 12?
00:29:12 That's their, their debut album with Syd Barrett.
00:29:15 The nursery rhymes and stuff are very interesting,
00:29:18 and there's a couple songs on there that I'm a really big fan of, but
00:29:23 I don't know,
00:29:24 it's definitely not as good as, like their later stuff
00:29:26 when they kind of figure out how to do more like prog rock stuff,
00:29:29 and they're not even really prog band, but you know,
00:29:31 they get a little okay boomer profound with their lyrics and stuff.
00:29:34 It's not like I've got a bike, you can write it
00:29:36 if you like, sort of stuff,
00:29:38 which is it's interesting at times, but, you know, I'm not the biggest fan.
00:29:41 After that, we got to and the only reason it's as high as the side
00:29:45 or like the live album, is awesome.
00:29:49 Super good. Some of my favorite songs ever.
00:29:51 The studio stuff that they recorded, like dog shit.
00:29:54 It's so awful.
00:29:55 Like, I don't know what's a dog doing.
00:29:58 Number ten is The
00:29:59 Division Bell is the album they made in 94.
00:30:02 After, after, after a momentary Lapse of Reason.
00:30:06 That one's okay.
00:30:07 You know, I'm not. I'm not a big fan of it.
00:30:09 Like I said earlier, David needs better lyrics.
00:30:11 And what he usually has.
00:30:12 And even though his wife helps him out on this one a lot, it's still like it
00:30:16 doesn't hit the high highs that, you know, the band hit in like, the, like the 70s.
00:30:20 So, you know, it doesn't get to go very high.
00:30:22 Number nine is Atom Heart mother.
00:30:24 It's, their fifth studio album.
00:30:26 That was phenomenal.
00:30:31 Okay.
00:30:32 You know, I don't I don't have a, like, making the Queen of soul side of.
00:30:35 It's just, it's called Atom Heart. Mother. Sweet person.
00:30:37 Fucking assholes over your type ones. Okay.
00:30:39 It gets a little long at times, but side two is, like, awesome.
00:30:43 All their solo songs on there are really good.
00:30:46 And then the they hate, hate hate hate hate, hate, hate Allen's Psychedelic
00:30:49 Breakfast, which is is a good song if you don't mind listening to people too.
00:30:53 And so it kind of depends on the day for me.
00:30:55 If I, if I can handle people chewing, then I really like the song.
00:30:58 Basically just like that much you get out.
00:31:01 So now and it depends.
00:31:04 After that we got Saucerful
00:31:05 of Secrets their their second album, that one I'm a big fan of.
00:31:09 Personally, I was I was doing this list earlier
00:31:12 and I was trying to figure out like, how is task Flow Secret only eight
00:31:15 and then and the only reason is because all their other albums are just so like
00:31:19 they have so many albums that are better than that. It has to be an eight.
00:31:21 Even though this album feels to me like like it should be top five.
00:31:26 After that we have Obscured By Clouds their second movie soundtrack, that one.
00:31:30 I think if it wasn't a movie soundtrack, that album would be a lot more recognized
00:31:34 and a lot more loved.
00:31:36 I think they kind of shot themselves in their foot, in the foot.
00:31:39 With having it be a a soundtrack album.
00:31:42 They just people don't really go for that sort of stuff.
00:31:45 And some of the titles on that album were like goofy, like the gold.
00:31:49 It's in Dot Dot Dot like, that's a super good song.
00:31:52 If it had a title that was normal, I'm sure it would have gotten
00:31:54 a lot more like airtime and people would know about it a lot more.
00:31:57 But, you know, stuff like that just doesn't, you know, it.
00:32:01 It never really got to shine in the limelight like I think it should.
00:32:04 But anyways, that's number Seven's number six is the Final Cut,
00:32:08 the Roger waters solo project that is still technically in Pink Floyd.
00:32:12 Yeah, it's a really good concept and the lyrics are,
00:32:15 I think are some of waters best.
00:32:17 It's, really melancholic and,
00:32:21 super sad
00:32:22 and, you know, sometimes it hits and it has a single
00:32:25 Not Now, John, which is one of like, it's such a good song.
00:32:29 So that's number six. We've got the top five.
00:32:32 All right, all right guys, so pay attention.
00:32:34 This is important.
00:32:35 Number five.
00:32:36 We got, animals.
00:32:38 Animal seems to be like a cult classic.
00:32:40 I people call it under underrated or underground.
00:32:42 And I think the only reason is because all the songs on there are,
00:32:45 like, ten minutes long, so you can't play them on the radio.
00:32:48 Everybody loves that album.
00:32:49 I, I feel like people give it more credit than than it's do like,
00:32:53 don't get me wrong, the lyrics are good and the concept is really cool.
00:32:56 It's based off of,
00:32:58 Animal Farm
00:32:59 loosely just the concept of like different,
00:33:02 different classes in society being like different animals.
00:33:05 So you got like dogs. What the dog doing?
00:33:07 Like the hit man, you got pigs, which are like
00:33:09 the guys at the top, stuff like that is pretty interesting.
00:33:13 I just, I don't know, there's some parts of it, like the song pigs I can't stand.
00:33:19 I don't like it. It just gets too long.
00:33:21 The other two, long songs on there, Dogs and Sheep,
00:33:24 are some of my favorites, so I feel kind of bad putting it at five.
00:33:27 But, you know, I feel like people give it.
00:33:29 They hype it up way too much.
00:33:31 It's not as good as some of their other stuff.
00:33:33 So that's why of the five number four, we got the wall.
00:33:36 Best concept album of all time I think very, very well handled.
00:33:40 And the story is really interesting.
00:33:43 My favorite
00:33:44 part of it is when the main character, pink, turns into a Nazi.
00:33:48 Not because of his, ideologies or anything like that.
00:33:50 I just wish they made that part of the album so groovy.
00:33:54 I think it kind of sucks because it's like, oh,
00:33:56 my favorite song on that album was like waiting for the worms.
00:33:58 And that's when he's talking about, like, killing like, and gassing the Jews
00:34:01 and stuff like that.
00:34:02 So it's really unfortunate that,
00:34:03 some of the best songs on there are so like, it's
00:34:06 so hard to like he's like, hey, check out this song, you know?
00:34:10 Anyway, so while number four,
00:34:11 number three, I Wish You Were Here is this album like,
00:34:16 you can't say anything bad about anything that's in like, like top three.
00:34:19 Like there's no problems with Wish You Were Here at All.
00:34:21 I think it's super good, super well-produced.
00:34:25 Like I said, you know, you can't really follow up
00:34:26 any album with After Dark Side and have it be as successful,
00:34:30 but Wish You Were Here is as bad as you think you can try to feel better.
00:34:35 Are you going
00:34:38 to die for me?
00:34:42 When I was talking about earlier my two favorite songs of all time,
00:34:46 One of these days, the front of the album three number two is metal one
00:34:50 I was talking about earlier.
00:34:51 My two favorite songs of all time one of these days,
00:34:54 the front of the album and echoes, which is, all of side two.
00:34:58 Those are my favorite songs of all time.
00:35:00 So it's got to be up there and, you know, just
00:35:02 like I said earlier, that's where they really came together as a band.
00:35:05 And we're like, okay, we know how to make music.
00:35:07 And I think that's their one of their best efforts ever.
00:35:10 And the number one, you know, Dark Side,
00:35:14 there's there's times where Dark Side is not the one I want.
00:35:17 Dark side is just so good.
00:35:19 Like, you know, it's,
00:35:21 I don't even know how to explain it.
00:35:22 Like, if you haven't listened to it, you should listen to it.
00:35:24 It's, It's a wonderful album, so, you know, do it that way.
00:35:28 You will.
00:35:29 I think that's my monologue.
00:35:31 The Gary's nowhere to be found.
00:35:34 I'm kind of drunk, and I was trying to do it for eight minutes,
00:35:37 and I guess I got 21, so I overprepared as usual.
00:35:42 Whoopsies, I guess. Attaboy.
00:35:44 Gary said something about throwing a rant in here if I had the time to.
00:35:48 So I'm just going to rant a little bit about,
00:35:52 let me think of something real quick.
00:35:53 Guys, pretend you're sitting there and I'm talking about.
00:35:58 Yeah, okay, we'll be back.
00:36:00 I got a friend.
00:36:01 I play Dungeons and Dragons.
00:36:02 I should preface this by saying that, I'm a huge nerd, and,
00:36:07 I got a party that a buddy that I played Dungeons and Dragons with, and
00:36:10 it seems like he's hell bent on playing his character in a way that is,
00:36:14 not he plays his character, but he doesn't play to the strengths.
00:36:18 I don't want to get into a whole lot of
00:36:19 information because, like, if you don't understand
00:36:21 and it's really hard to, like, explain the entire concept of like, well,
00:36:25 you're a villain.
00:36:26 I have a feeling he's going to explain it.
00:36:28 Quality score means this and blah, blah, blah, and,
00:36:31 you know, your attack score, but it's just a lot of a lot of like minor stuff.
00:36:36 It takes a like you have to have it explain you kind of thoroughly.
00:36:39 And it's like a multiple hour long thing took me next week and the kids show
00:36:46 forever to figure it out.
00:36:47 But anyways, all you need to know is this he's got the option to take,
00:36:51 it's like a hammer,
00:36:54 but with, like, nunchucks on the end.
00:36:55 And it's got, like, the actual hammer part is, like, hanging down off those chains.
00:36:58 So it's like a like,
00:36:59 like a staff with chains and then two big, like, hammer ends on the end of it
00:37:03 called the Hellfire Slammer. Right.
00:37:05 You can do for attacks with that thing doesn't
00:37:07 punch a physical damage, which is what they call a mace.
00:37:09 And they just call mini costume.
00:37:11 And that guys, you know, magic them.
00:37:13 No, we just need something. I mean, a lot of, like.
00:37:15 Sure, a lot of strength behind it, right?
00:37:17 You for attacks with that thing that it's a beast.
00:37:20 This guy, this guy refuses to take that sword or the the slammer, right.
00:37:24 He's got this other little hammer.
00:37:27 And the reason
00:37:28 he keeps it, which, yeah, he does.
00:37:31 Oh, wait, I'll do two attacks with it three times.
00:37:33 If he rolls and I forget, the trap looks like a guy.
00:37:36 Which is, a 5% chance.
00:37:38 And this guy is not good at rolling dice.
00:37:40 You're not understanding that this guy had lost, like, the greatest percentage.
00:37:45 So the odds of him roll on the a heart.
00:37:48 So you can only roll three, two attacks.
00:37:50 Three if he gets.
00:37:51 If he hits that 5% chance to roll an actual 20.
00:37:53 Right.
00:37:54 So he's doing less attacks once you.
00:37:57 But the reason he likes this weapon so much is because it gives him
00:38:00 temporary hit points, which aren't even three points.
00:38:03 Right.
00:38:04 And I just want to preface this by saying, the guy that we're going to fight,
00:38:08 we've seen him kill somebody in five attacks.
00:38:10 Good for, you know, at the stage where this guy
00:38:12 that's wielding the hammers got 200 hit points, getting
00:38:15 six temporary hit points on a turn is not going to make a difference.
00:38:19 So have you modified to me?
00:38:21 We've tried to explain it to him, I don't understand.
00:38:23 I don't give a crap about how somebody can be said, like, sit there
00:38:26 and look at the facts and not understand that no,
00:38:30 I do a lot more physical damage, which is what we need.
00:38:33 You know, like I said, because we can't do magic damage him.
00:38:35 So anybody that cast spells and stuff is useless.
00:38:37 Like my character. I'm a bard.
00:38:39 All I do is cast spells. I'm going to be useless in the fight.
00:38:41 I never knew that doing damage.
00:38:43 And this guy was like, why need my temporary hit points?
00:38:47 What I got to ask?
00:38:48 I got to ask the question to everybody besides George wondering, what's a
00:38:51 what's a what's a bard?
00:38:54 No, I zoned out a long time ago.
00:38:55 I'm like, my brain is like it can't comprehend the pointless nature
00:39:00 of this description without being rude or mean about your brain.
00:39:06 It's like, I feel like there's a greater message here
00:39:10 that if you're not doing the right thing and it's obvious to everyone else,
00:39:15 get your crap together.
00:39:18 You don't like, roll a seven and then go after like
00:39:21 Wizard with a mason.
00:39:24 Do you go to Pontiac and play dice?
00:39:26 Is that that's your level of.
00:39:28 You're like checkers.
00:39:29 I used to play it.
00:39:31 Was it Pontiac that I was like seven.
00:39:34 I played Magic the Gathering when I was in like fourth grade.
00:39:37 Like I grew up from this shit. I don't know what, like, play a game.
00:39:39 Let's play it. You want to play a game, right now?
00:39:41 Like a video game?
00:39:42 Sure. But, I mean, I'm watching TV.
00:39:45 What's the difference? What's the difference?
00:39:47 Because I'll be watching TV.
00:39:48 I'll probably play it for like a 45 minutes.
00:39:51 Half hour?
00:39:52 Wait. You know what?
00:39:53 I don't want to stick up for the kid,
00:39:54 because the next thing I know, I'll be banned from the show.
00:39:56 Like, Joe.
00:39:58 You want to stick it up the kid?
00:39:59 Because we never heard Joe's side.
00:40:01 I'm starting to suspect that Gary just said fuck off, is what I'm thinking.
00:40:04 Oh. What is do you think Gary's telling the truth about anything, right?
00:40:08 No kidding.
00:40:09 Will. Yeah.
00:40:09 No. Even I don't believe me. No. Yes, yes.
00:40:12 Gary's perspective is his perspective.
00:40:15 So, you know, take that as because you will.
00:40:17 Wow. You are a little bit spiteful today.
00:40:22 Ornery.
00:40:24 You have had a long weekend here.
00:40:26 Oh, yeah.
00:40:27 You're a new home, right?
00:40:28 Dude? What? Hunting.
00:40:31 No you don't
00:40:32 dude.
00:40:33 No you don't. Nice.
00:40:35 No you don't.
00:40:36 That's a cliff. He's talking back. Dude.
00:40:39 He said no you don't. What do you guys say to that?
00:40:42 No, you don't draw.
00:40:43 You're like, no you don't, fucker.
00:40:45 Everything that you think
00:40:46 you're going through, everybody next to you is going through the same shit.
00:40:49 Yeah,
00:40:51 well, let me handle my own shit.
00:40:53 You're.
00:40:54 You're special, just like everybody else.
00:40:56 Curious. I'm curious.
00:40:58 Like the you get your dream home.
00:41:00 That just means that you haven't moved in yet.
00:41:03 You wake up from the dream as soon as you move in.
00:41:05 It's. That's what I said. Wonderful, wonderful fun.
00:41:07 Do you have?
00:41:08 Just in case you guys aren't following jaws, a new homeowner?
00:41:11 Yeah, he's he's I'm a homeowner.
00:41:13 He's a homeowner.
00:41:15 I'm in my Barbie dream barn.
00:41:18 I'm no good. He's always in between.
00:41:20 Now, in 30 years, you might actually, you know, triple even quadruple your money.
00:41:26 I mean, it's a wise investment as opposed to rent.
00:41:28 There's no unless you're going around
00:41:31 and you have the luxury and expendable income that you can just be Airbnb.
00:41:34 There's always homeownership is always better than not.
00:41:37 My right old wise humble opinion.
00:41:41 Okay. Yeah, that makes sense.
00:41:43 Hey, kid, do you do you own a home yet?
00:41:45 That's my right.
00:41:46 Yeah. And,
00:41:46 you know, there's a lot of other stuff, but it's kind of hard to explain it.
00:41:50 We'll just go ahead and try explain it.
00:41:52 I just asked a simple question.
00:41:53 Do you own a home in detail?
00:41:55 Yeah. So it's just, you know, we're doing that, right?
00:41:58 You can't really ask him questions.
00:41:59 Live like on the 13th of all. We're doing that.
00:42:02 So by
00:42:03 I guess the outcome of this fight will already be decided.
00:42:08 And I'm really curious to see if that guy survives.
00:42:12 I'm not sure. Yeah.
00:42:14 What did he say?
00:42:18 Was that a death?
00:42:18 Right. And I just want to preface this by.
00:42:21 And the reason he keeps it, which, by the way, soon.
00:42:23 And sorry, I should have been listening.
00:42:24 Not he plays his character, but he doesn't play.
00:42:27 Oh, I don't want to get a fancy game for a second.
00:42:30 And I thought he's somebody going to fight.
00:42:32 I was like, there's going to be a fight.
00:42:34 Yeah.
00:42:34 I was wondering why you were having trouble keeping up with this.
00:42:38 It's the rolling the dice fight.
00:42:40 All right.
00:42:40 I'm having a hard time keeping up with it because, like, I like, I like it.
00:42:44 So where I go, I don't.
00:42:46 I don't play magic, I don't play, you know, I'm not stupid enough to buy cards.
00:42:51 You're an adult that.
00:42:52 No, no, no, that's not it.
00:42:53 That's not it at all. It's everything.
00:42:55 Hold on, hold on, keep keep those words to yourself.
00:42:59 I am not an adult.
00:43:00 That's not it.
00:43:02 Yeah, it's just a those particular CCGs,
00:43:04 I think they're called the collectible card game and collectibles.
00:43:08 Right in the name you're such a for. Oh my lord.
00:43:10 And if you want to win you have to spend a fuckload of money.
00:43:13 It's I mean, you I don't look at those as a badge of honor.
00:43:17 It's like the mobile games,
00:43:19 people that have those
00:43:20 flashing funny gold badges in class, they say that they paid for.
00:43:24 Yeah.
00:43:25 Every fucking I don't look at that and go, ooh, I look at that and go, oh yeah.
00:43:30 And on the other side I completely forgot what the fuck I was saying.
00:43:34 Yeah.
00:43:34 I'm not I'm not a nerd.
00:43:36 Actually, I think it's in the water.
00:43:37 The nerds are pretty much running everything now, if you think about it.
00:43:40 What are you. Are you a hunter?
00:43:43 No. That's my second comment about your hoodie.
00:43:46 Is that camel nice in your in your neck of the woods?
00:43:50 Would that be safe to walk around with Gary.
00:43:53 Actually, you'd you'd stand out if you're not wearing some form of camel.
00:43:57 I stand out all the time.
00:43:59 Wear a hat with big antlers on it.
00:44:02 Yeah, you could get shot. Definitely.
00:44:04 If you. If you guys do that, let me know how it works.
00:44:07 Put this by saying the guy that we're going to fight,
00:44:10 we've seen him kill somebody in five attacks and, you know, hit the stage where
00:44:14 oh my God, I forgot. This is what he was talking about.
00:44:17 So. All right
00:44:19 to talk about that.
00:44:20 You did that here again I don't play the CG ones
00:44:23 because I'm obvious that's that's just a waste of money.
00:44:26 But what I do, my guilty isn't the original Gary Gygax.
00:44:29 Dad, Stefan and I used to play this game every weekend that we could was access.
00:44:35 Now I'm hope it's it's like the most.
00:44:38 So if you were to say risk is checkers access analyzes these tests.
00:44:43 Yeah. It's so much fun.
00:44:45 It takes like two days to set up and then four days to play
00:44:50 in this
00:44:52 and that analog.
00:44:54 It is
00:44:56 D&D is the chess
00:44:59 to the magic together in checkers.
00:45:02 I've played a long game of risk.
00:45:05 I was in elementary school, I don't, I don't,
00:45:08 so I got I've played for 3 to 4 hours.
00:45:11 Yeah.
00:45:12 All right. So adult.
00:45:13 Besides drinking, sex and work, what do you do with your life?
00:45:17 For fun?
00:45:17 But I've seen an action game go for days.
00:45:21 Yeah. What do you do?
00:45:22 What do you do before you had a house that.
00:45:24 Now I know what you're going to be doing every living, waking moment
00:45:28 that you're not doing anything else is going to be trying to keep that.
00:45:31 Let's see.
00:45:31 So I've got a jet ski, my girlfriend's got a jet ski,
00:45:34 so I'd like to get up north, ride those, swim.
00:45:37 I like jet ski to make, a jet ski.
00:45:40 I don't play basketball much anymore.
00:45:42 I did. You own a jet ski in your 20s? I don't think so.
00:45:44 I've got a 300 horsepower top of the line C2.
00:45:46 It's the most expensive one you can buy.
00:45:48 Limited edition.
00:45:51 You can go 75 miles an hour.
00:45:53 When I've been. I've been getting into fishing.
00:45:55 I'm beginning the fishing about this.
00:45:57 Finer to try to get some, get better at it.
00:46:00 When's the last time you're able the ski to one of your.
00:46:01 You're going to, You know what? There was a little bit of muck.
00:46:04 There was a little bit muck,
00:46:05 when I was up north for Labor Day, but I've ridden my, girlfriend's on,
00:46:08 which is off a inland lake, which we've spoken about plenty times.
00:46:12 And he's ridden his girl.
00:46:13 I think that's a good clip for that.
00:46:16 Yeah. That's fine.
00:46:16 Yeah. I ride my girlfriend all the time.
00:46:18 Yeah, I listed that as one of the things.
00:46:20 Besides those things.
00:46:22 Yeah, I just I learned not to judge what people do in their spare time.
00:46:25 As long as it's not poking me with a stick, I don't care.
00:46:28 Right. This
00:46:31 I don't I don't know if you understand.
00:46:33 I understand shows I completely and I were here. You.
00:46:36 I don't know if you understand why we're here.
00:46:37 You are skidoo flexing and fucking axis.
00:46:41 And you ask me what I do in my free time.
00:46:43 Yeah, I do ask me what I do with my free time.
00:46:45 I don't know, I ride my, I ride my jet ski, over to turnip Rock,
00:46:48 probably about three, four times, a year, kind of tool around there.
00:46:53 There's a little beach area that I like to hang out on.
00:46:57 Well, see, I'm just saying, when I've done that kind of.
00:46:59 I mean, I travel for work a lot.
00:47:01 I've seen the ocean. I've seen the ocean. Probably about game.
00:47:04 I like to play the Pacific and the Atlantic Ocean, I see,
00:47:07 and the Gulf of Mexico.
00:47:08 I probably seen them all about five times each this year.
00:47:11 Yeah.
00:47:13 Brother.
00:47:16 I'm a gatherer. Yeah.
00:47:17 I like to gather things.
00:47:19 Meaning, you know, as opposed to the hunter.
00:47:21 He's, You know, I'm not. I can't kill anything.
00:47:24 But I'll eat what you kill.
00:47:24 But, I don't like to get into, boat fish.
00:47:27 I just your wife.
00:47:28 But definitely it.
00:47:29 And then you clean it up.
00:47:32 Wow. Are you gay?
00:47:35 My nerd stuff includes the the phone games and, fantasy football.
00:47:40 I couldn't do any of that stuff today.
00:47:42 I spent four hours in a failed attempt to upload the this particular video,
00:47:48 and then another five hours where I dedicated.
00:47:52 I didn't do anything else but keep the screen active
00:47:56 so that it wouldn't stop and start me over.
00:47:59 What? Yes.
00:48:00 Because when you're going set meetings and say, never wake up or download
00:48:04 a wonderful app that I'd like to advertise right now called Caffeine or Coffee.
00:48:07 It's under about a thousand names.
00:48:08 But if you go to the App Store or Apple Store,
00:48:10 it looks like a little coffee cup and it'll say, keep your phone awake.
00:48:13 You just push that whenever you want it to.
00:48:15 Not too close, right?
00:48:17 Well it's wonderful really.
00:48:19 Okay, well, I should have used that.
00:48:20 I changed my settings to, sleep after ten minutes
00:48:24 so that I wouldn't lose it every two minutes.
00:48:26 Like, every time I didn't catch it within two minutes, I would have to start over.
00:48:31 That's as far as you can set it right. Ten minutes.
00:48:34 I'm not sure if that's an actual fact.
00:48:37 You guys going to start talking about fucking Dungeons and Dragons next?
00:48:40 Oh, no.
00:48:42 No, I wanted to play six temporary hit points.
00:48:44 I wanted to do some fancy football lineups.
00:48:46 I wanted to play Clash of Clans.
00:48:48 I wanted to I wanted to do my little nerd stuff,
00:48:52 but I could not do any of these things
00:48:55 because I got to do is talk about cool shit like this and we get rid of draw.
00:48:59 I should write that fucking stuff.
00:49:00 We got to talk about cool shit like this.
00:49:03 Oh my, oh my nerd.
00:49:04 As you know, it was my turn as I'm.
00:49:06 So I need to ignore all of my nerd stuff
00:49:09 and try to get this available to the public, which I am so thrilled.
00:49:14 This isn't your nerd stuff.
00:49:15 I consider this my nerd stuff.
00:49:17 Well, you know, for like two three hours doing smack.
00:49:22 And this is Ripley's disc golf is my number one hobby.
00:49:25 You haven't disc golf in years.
00:49:27 That doesn't exist next to the course.
00:49:29 You haven't been here.
00:49:30 Wait, you guys upload pictures all the time?
00:49:33 Are those pictures from, like, one time five years ago? No.
00:49:36 So I occasionally. So I can usually get an I bought a drone.
00:49:38 I occasionally get into, video editing.
00:49:41 That was I, you know, music.
00:49:42 I don't fuck around with music.
00:49:45 Plenty of hobbies that
00:49:47 so my autism.
00:49:48 So like I've the later the the newest, the newest Final fantasy,
00:49:53 game I played it, I bought it when it came,
00:49:57 I would say probably took me almost a year to, to actually beat it.
00:50:00 That's how much I play video games.
00:50:02 I wanted to play
00:50:03 it really quick, but holy shit, that game got boring and fucking recycled.
00:50:07 It was it was brutal. It was brutal.
00:50:10 I love it was way too long.
00:50:11 Yeah, it used to be good before they bastardized the gameplay.
00:50:14 It's no longer turn based style.
00:50:16 It's and that's that's where my nerd ism kind of starts and stops, I don't know.
00:50:20 Well, I've got a tie in the last week.
00:50:22 One of my other hobbies is foraging, but I got that out of Forged in Fire.
00:50:25 I was watching Forged in Fire on Friday.
00:50:27 But see, there's not a nerd. Is that nerd ism?
00:50:29 There's no it's a hobby.
00:50:32 And dude said
00:50:34 here, you got a valuable over the tang.
00:50:38 Use the word peen.
00:50:40 No, if it was valuable, it wouldn't be a hobby.
00:50:42 You're learning an invaluable skill.
00:50:44 So say that all the electricity goes out tomorrow.
00:50:47 He, Jerry, is going to be useful knowing how to do that.
00:50:49 I yeah, I can actually still function.
00:50:52 Yeah. I'm like an I'm like I'm.
00:50:57 Do do do do do.
00:51:05 Be able
00:51:05 to make lumpy swords and kill some very small like reptiles.
00:51:09 And yes, you'll be able to eat frog legs. Yes.
00:51:14 Yeah. Which I've also done on this show.
00:51:17 Yeah.
00:51:17 You could cut you could make the sword, the knife in your forge and then cook them
00:51:21 in your forge as well. Yes.
00:51:25 Let's forge let's let's play a.
00:51:28 Yeah. How much longer? How much longer do we have?
00:51:30 It's like one minute. One more minute.
00:51:33 Oh, it's like a knife.
00:51:34 It's just really befuddling to me.
00:51:36 We've tried explaining it to him.
00:51:37 I don't understand,
00:51:39 like he said, like, sit there and look at the facts
00:51:42 and not understand that, for attacks that do a lot more physical damage,
00:51:46 which is what we need, you know, like I said, we'll be right back.
00:51:49 Does she leave him after the sentence is useless?
00:51:52 Like my character? I'm a bard.
00:51:53 All I do is cast spells. I'm going to be useful.
00:51:56 What the fuck is a bard? I'm a bard.
00:51:58 All I do is guess my the only one that doesn't know what a bard is.
00:52:02 Yeah.
00:52:04 What's up?
00:52:05 She definitely is not into him for his brains.
00:52:08 It's definitely the hair.
00:52:09 Wait, is a bard something outside a fantasy world that I could encounter?
00:52:13 Or is I those boyish good looks?
00:52:15 No. I don't know what a bard is. You barter.
00:52:17 So he's mastered master at bartering Bard?
00:52:22 No. I can explain what a bard is.
00:52:24 I don't want to have to google it. I want I like this poser.
00:52:27 This poser have moved away from this poser and moved away from Montana
00:52:32 that lives in
00:52:32 Armada is going to wear a Nashville fucking hoodie like he's fucking country.
00:52:36 Nowadays it's more realistic for you to know something than it is for you
00:52:39 not to know. So in his defense, he was at a Halloween party.
00:52:43 So what was he going as?
00:52:45 Heck? Yeah,
00:52:47 look at her suspenders, I know,
00:52:50 is she in, like, overalls or, like, snow boots?
00:52:54 It looks.
00:52:54 She looks like a snowboarder.
00:52:55 She's doing like, a lumberjack.
00:52:57 For a lumber.
00:52:58 Jill, why didn't you hit points?
00:53:00 Where are you? Don't. Dude, no you don't.
00:53:03 That's my rant.
00:53:03 Hey, there's a lot of other there, you know?
00:53:05 Dude, kind of hard to explain it with that puddling the fucking hand.
00:53:09 Try to explain it to him.
00:53:10 I don't understand a turn. It's not going to make a difference.
00:53:13 His rant starts with befuddled.
00:53:15 So it's it's just really befuddling.
00:53:18 We've tried to explain it to him.
00:53:19 I don't understand how somebody can be said, like, sit there.
00:53:23 I'm sure you can make an arm and a lip smacking video and look at the facts
00:53:26 and not understand that, for attacks that do a lot more physical damage,
00:53:31 which is what we need,
00:53:32 you know, like I said, because we can't do magic damage him.
00:53:34 So anybody that cast spells and stuff is useless, like my character.
00:53:37 I'm a borrow.
00:53:38 All I do is cast spells.
00:53:39 There's never a time to be eating on my go to damage.
00:53:42 And this guy's just like, well, I need my.
00:53:43 I've got a video that you don't do.
00:53:46 You don't. That's my rant.
00:53:48 And this guy's just like finding my temper in the courts.
00:53:51 I love it.
00:53:52 The kid said, no, you don't.
00:53:53 He disagreed with you.
00:53:55 Okay? No, you don't get to. No, don't.
00:53:58 That's my rant.
00:53:59 You know, there's a lot of other stuff, but it's kind of hard to explain it.
00:54:02 I did ask him why you say, you know, we're doing that fight.
00:54:06 This is he checks all the boxes that we're recording this tomorrow.
00:54:09 The 13th of all, we're doing that fight.
00:54:10 So by the time you guys see this,
00:54:12 the outcome of this fight will already be decided.
00:54:14 And, Oh, no.
00:54:16 At least,
00:54:18 we know why he's a virgin.
00:54:22 Yeah, I'm really curious. I'm very happy.
00:54:23 Yeah, that's pretty much it.
00:54:26 I'm not very optimistic.
00:54:27 Oh, that hurt my healing. Help anyone?
00:54:29 You know that? She's waiting.
00:54:30 I need to tell you this.
00:54:31 If this is really, truly your girlfriend, I'm not buying it 100%.
00:54:35 I mean, it could be
00:54:37 just a bet you've been working on for more than a year.
00:54:39 You just have her come to the party.
00:54:43 I know that hurt my feelings, buddy.
00:54:45 She wants it.
00:54:46 You should just give it to her. Unless you're just been.
00:54:49 You've been around Gary too long, and you're lying
00:54:51 and you're not really a virgin.
00:54:52 What?
00:54:54 I don't fucking know.
00:54:56 You got something in your eye.
00:54:58 It's his finger.
00:54:59 Oh, looks like a come play this character at the time.
00:55:02 No, no. I'm sorry.
00:55:03 What weird way
00:55:05 I for you in 25 minute monologue, which I think is a lot longer than Gary's.
00:55:08 So I'm really sorry, guys.
00:55:11 The kids is a I got to see the kids.
00:55:14 Yeah. Genetics.
00:55:16 I hope it was interesting.
00:55:17 I hope I didn't say, or like you did for.
00:55:20 Yeah, a whole lot.
00:55:21 I hope I was slow enough because I know sometimes when I'm on camera excited.
00:55:26 I think I think the alcohol is helped.
00:55:28 I am old enough to drink despite being called the kid.
00:55:31 Maybe.
00:55:31 Anyways, Gary's back, and I, I think I, I think this is the end of the monologue.
00:55:36 Gary.
00:55:36 I, I overshot it a little bit.
00:55:38 He's sitting on his lap roll clip. Ready?
00:55:41 Are they both sitting on his lap?
00:55:43 Oh, there you go there.
00:55:45 I thought there was sitting on his lap.
00:55:46 That would have been awesome.
00:55:48 It seems like the alcohol has something to do with it.
00:55:52 That was fantastic.
00:55:53 And too much alcohol.
00:55:54 I think you knocked it out of the park. I thought.
00:55:57 I thought that was really.
00:55:59 Yeah. This is.
00:56:00 Yeah, yeah, I remember it.
00:56:03 Was that camera.
00:56:05 That's guitar.
00:56:06 Yeah. Me on camera or what? A big mike.
00:56:09 Nice sandwich.
00:56:10 Maybe a dinner party.
00:56:11 Oh, that's so sexy.
00:56:12 You do this for the chewed up.
00:56:15 All right, well, spit it in my mouth.
00:56:17 Mama bird me?
00:56:20 Oh, here's
00:56:22 your food.
00:56:23 Is it?
00:56:25 That's lemon.
00:56:26 Who is it?
00:56:27 That's lemon.
00:56:29 When did he get older?
00:56:31 In the last eight years, when we haven't seen him.
00:56:34 He's freaking lemon, dude.
00:56:35 He looks like a man.
00:56:36 The how he grew up, he started, man.
00:56:40 He started eating the kid.
00:56:42 This is what you have to look forward to.
00:56:44 Get a good, strong jawline, I know, right? I,
00:56:48 we didn't actually,
00:56:50 lemon and I did an actual video, a moment with the cabbage.
00:56:53 Did you discuss how, like, he was partial?
00:56:56 The kid for a bit.
00:56:56 Did you guys have that conversation?
00:56:59 No. Lemon. Lemon was a partial.
00:57:01 The kid for a hot for a hot minute, but then you bailed on.
00:57:04 Then you. Then you took a strong liking. The kale.
00:57:06 You were talking between kale, and they were roommates at the time.
00:57:11 Yeah.
00:57:12 What kind of roommates are you, like?
00:57:15 Like, apartment roommates?
00:57:18 Yeah. One bedroom.
00:57:19 Well, no.
00:57:22 To Oklahoma. Had.
00:57:30 So did you say that while you were drinking?
00:57:32 So what's in the your background?
00:57:35 Is that your new home?
00:57:37 No, this is I've, you know, have seen this before.
00:57:41 I mean, know do you watch the show?
00:57:42 I've never seen it. Oh. I'm sorry.
00:57:46 Oh, I do see it.
00:57:47 Oh, there it goes. Okay. Yeah, yeah.
00:57:49 I haven't seen that.
00:57:50 If you there you go to the show.
00:57:53 Yeah I love.
00:57:55 Oh yeah.
00:57:56 So I also.
00:58:00 Oh I like oh give me too much
00:58:05 I love, oh I love,
00:58:09 oh oh.
00:58:16 So when do we get to see the new place.
00:58:18 When lemon showed up, you were like you were excited at first.
00:58:21 And then when you saw his manly good looks, you were just.
00:58:25 You were pretty disappointed, right?
00:58:28 I know what it's on,
00:58:29 but not not what you thought it wasn't.
00:58:33 Oh, are there any kids involved?
00:58:37 Can I finish?
00:58:39 When I saw it's periwinkle shorts,
00:58:42 I was disappointed because I specifically asked for purple.
00:58:45 Did you know it was him?
00:58:46 At first you were just, like, thrown.
00:58:48 You're just.
00:58:49 Who is this strapping man who this actor showed up on?
00:58:54 My fucking. You know, I mean, that guy should be in a movie.
00:58:57 Is that Jason Momoa? What is that?
00:59:01 He actually has a YouTube channel that.
00:59:03 No, we should probably look that, but, yeah, we should masturbate to it.
00:59:07 Can we watch it?
00:59:08 He does. Conspiracy nonsense.
00:59:10 He did a zoom zooming on a UFO and saw, like, through the windshield.
00:59:14 And I said, you idiot, that's just pixelated.
00:59:17 They don't have a windshield, and they're not facing you directly.
00:59:20 You're stupid.
00:59:22 That's my rant.
00:59:24 The window.
00:59:25 The windows are always facing forward, right?
00:59:27 Don't be facing them. What are you, retarded?
00:59:29 Think if you go away like at be tail lights.
00:59:32 Right?
00:59:32 Right. Well.
00:59:33 And and he zoomed in so far that it was just pixelated.
00:59:37 So what's this?
00:59:37 Oh, you went to it. This is it.
00:59:40 Oh, no. Oh, look, let me.
00:59:42 Yeah, yeah, I think I remember I saw this thing in the air for at least
00:59:46 it's a, it's a group of balloons.
00:59:48 Yeah.
00:59:48 It's just a group of balloons because assholes these days
00:59:50 still fucking let balloons go when people die
00:59:52 and when there's birthdays, people are fucking assholes.
00:59:55 Yeah, well, it may or may not have been from the food cart in the parking lot.
00:59:59 I was near.
01:00:02 Did you know that at the time or food truck.
01:00:04 I said it may or may not know.
01:00:05 I don't know anything.
01:00:06 As far as I know, this could be anything in the sky.
01:00:09 This could be anything like this.
01:00:10 Unidentified.
01:00:12 It's crazy what it could be.
01:00:14 I went to pick up the food at Ariel for my birthday party,
01:00:18 and our mater was having their trunk or treat Halloween
01:00:22 downtown shut down.
01:00:24 And birthday party.
01:00:25 I can't fucking wait for that.
01:00:26 This was a clever turn of phrase, but it is not.
01:00:32 And it was just irritating.
01:00:34 Except for the kid I saw with the inflatable
01:00:36 dinosaur costume, with the fake legs and his legs, with the dinosaur legs,
01:00:39 and it looked like he was riding a dinosaur.
01:00:41 That was kind of cool. Yeah.
01:00:42 Three times. Three times.
01:00:44 You said legs.
01:00:45 I don't I don't understand things like Leagues Under the Sea.
01:00:51 Yes. Okay.
01:00:53 How many leagues under the sea?
01:00:55 I don't know, 36.
01:00:56 I find it the trick or treat kind of creepy
01:00:58 because it's like it doesn't take much to have a white van pull up your ass.
01:01:02 Right. Hey, Candy's in here, squirt.
01:01:04 And they still do trick or treat.
01:01:06 So, like, if this was supposed to replace trick or treating, it's not working.
01:01:10 And no, dude, I, as somebody who has 20 somethings
01:01:14 when they're younger and everything is now a week
01:01:16 of a birthday, week of 20 of the week, try something 20 something years old now.
01:01:21 So they were, well, Brady, you said after 50 your birthdays don't matter.
01:01:26 I threw myself off.
01:01:28 Overinvolved involved.
01:01:29 I know, I know, but it was like,
01:01:33 my third time doing a 17th birthday party because 17 times three is 51. But,
01:01:40 now I have been banned for having birthdays
01:01:43 until my dog's passed away because one is limping with the dog,
01:01:48 overexert himself, and one is hiding under the porch
01:01:51 because he is freaked out from the party.
01:01:53 Still, you know, and I'm still I am still hung over from him.
01:01:58 You touch them both, finish him.
01:02:03 From Saturday, I throw your parties this Saturday.
01:02:06 It happened.
01:02:08 I didn't get an invite.
01:02:08 Did I get.
01:02:09 Yes. Live
01:02:12 on air.
01:02:14 And you volunteered to DJ and you failed to do so.
01:02:18 Let's just be real.
01:02:19 Let's just be real, I suggested.
01:02:22 Well, you I do, but you had to paint and clean and move.
01:02:27 I'm still doing all of the above.
01:02:29 I mean, obviously, as you can see.
01:02:31 Well, this isn't the point.
01:02:32 You should never do it in that order.
01:02:34 Plus, I need internet.
01:02:36 Why do you want to clean?
01:02:37 Then paint, then move, and then paint weekly.
01:02:39 And then paint and clean and then paint.
01:02:42 And then he said, he said paint clean and move.
01:02:46 Oh. What's the street address a horrible idea.
01:02:50 Well, I mean, where he was one, two, three fake street.
01:02:53 Okay, I'll see you there in a minute.
01:02:56 All right.
01:02:56 I'm on my way.
01:02:58 Roll the clip back on.
01:03:00 You wasn't right. What?
01:03:01 He sponsors
01:03:04 and we'll be recording.
01:03:06 Any questions or she first name.
01:03:08 Do you remember why you sent put it on the list? Yep.
01:03:13 I did you want to record you?
01:03:15 Kangaroo is not a mammal.
01:03:16 This is a marsupial.
01:03:18 This guy trying to show off Houseparty is.
01:03:22 Sorry, I. You could have said.
01:03:23 Yep. I'll reveal it in time.
01:03:25 We I, I don't ready.
01:03:28 Oh, listen for kangaroo.
01:03:30 60s. Well, how would you like that?
01:03:33 How about alphabetical Aardvark?
01:03:35 Baboon? Caribou? Dolphin?
01:03:37 You have just a setup.
01:03:38 In case you haven't seen phenomenon at this point, he had seen a bright
01:03:42 light at the bar at his birthday party when he was hammered,
01:03:44 drunk and fell and suddenly started getting these bizarre, exaggerated,
01:03:50 almost intelligence superpowers of memory and,
01:03:53 yeah, super intelligent, like, know for a mammal.
01:03:57 He's reading like four books a day.
01:03:59 So I didn't need based on a true story, because I have heard kangaroo is a
01:04:02 phenomenon and
01:04:05 Tiger unicorn, varmint whale.
01:04:07 And right through it. Okay.
01:04:09 Kangaroo. Lion. Marmoset.
01:04:11 Newfoundland. Ocelot. Panda.
01:04:12 Well, wait. He also said marmoset.
01:04:15 What's a sign that doesn't have a pouch? Also
01:04:19 writes a memo.
01:04:23 Why are you challenging
01:04:25 like a 23 year old movie?
01:04:28 Why isn't a kangaroo rat sloth?
01:04:30 Tiger. Unicorn? Varmint.
01:04:32 Whale? Yak. Zebra.
01:04:34 Now, Vermont is a stretch.
01:04:35 So is Newfoundland as a dog breed.
01:04:38 Unicorn is mythical.
01:04:39 Yeah, hippos is prehistoric, but you are being very specific.
01:04:41 Now, where are you, Bob?
01:04:43 This was before he was fucking his pilot or.
01:04:47 96, 1996.
01:04:50 This is while he was fucking his pilot.
01:04:52 Yeah.
01:04:53 I'll try to be more specific.
01:04:56 I don't have a jet ski.
01:04:57 I know way too much about movie interest. Quickly.
01:04:59 I didn't love it.
01:05:00 It's Brant Spiner, a person born in 19.
01:05:02 This movie isn't about him fucking his pilot, okay?
01:05:05 It's about friggin data, dude.
01:05:07 Why data do to the guy from Star Trek?
01:05:10 Okay, one more time in Star Wars.
01:05:13 Oh, you got it.
01:05:15 You got it, right.
01:05:15 Accidentally mocking me online.
01:05:21 That's Lieutenant commander data.
01:05:23 Man is born in 1928.
01:05:26 This is pretty clever.
01:05:28 He killed Bob Brady.
01:05:29 It looks a little Brady ish.
01:05:31 This guy
01:05:32 was born Brant Spiner.
01:05:34 October 3rd.
01:05:35 Might just be the last year.
01:05:37 I think that's all. He's still alive.
01:05:39 How old is he? One time.
01:05:41 It's the same kind of thing.
01:05:42 He's m where?
01:05:45 Anywhere.
01:05:46 You get a bit more civic pop.
01:05:48 I mean, if the guy's still alive. Born in California.
01:05:50 October 3rd, 1928, 10 p.m..
01:05:52 He's 67 years, nine months, 22 days, 14 hours, and and 12 minutes.
01:05:58 If he's born in New York, he's three hours older now, isn't he?
01:06:01 Yes, he is.
01:06:04 Yep. Because the script says that.
01:06:06 Yeah.
01:06:08 The same reason Alex Trebek knows all the answers.
01:06:12 You just you are that guy that yells, it's up his sleeve.
01:06:16 Well, you guys are both sitting here like,
01:06:17 oh my God, can you believe he's saying all this?
01:06:19 And it's like, it's a fucking script.
01:06:21 Like what do you marmoset? How do you make it?
01:06:23 Can you believe it?
01:06:24 Wow. I just try not to challenge you.
01:06:26 We're going to challenge his pouch.
01:06:28 Like, is
01:06:28 if the movie is going to get the script wrong, like, no, nobody would already.
01:06:32 He's moving a pencil.
01:06:34 What's that? That doesn't have a pouch.
01:06:36 Oh, it's a monkey.
01:06:38 Is that a trick pencil, a monkey virus?
01:06:40 That's a monkey.
01:06:41 Okay, that's definitely a mammal.
01:06:43 I mean, I could say that I will it, but.
01:06:46 And be more like a command.
01:06:49 This is more like a
01:06:51 collaboration, a partnership.
01:06:53 Partnership,
01:06:56 With a pencil?
01:06:57 Well, why not?
01:06:58 Are all made of the same stuff?
01:07:00 Ha! We.
01:07:03 Would
01:07:05 energy Bob.
01:07:07 You know the little pieces.
01:07:11 I don't want to go home.
01:07:12 How the hell can I get home?
01:07:15 I don't know, man. Bob.
01:07:17 I don't know, man.
01:07:18 How? Bob. Just give them what they want.
01:07:20 Whenever there's one random government and they, you know something.
01:07:24 Just give them what they want.
01:07:26 Sometimes I send you videos for no reason at all.
01:07:28 That one had a reason.
01:07:30 I just don't remember it.
01:07:32 Oh, John Travolta.
01:07:35 Yeah, yeah.
01:07:37 Data.
01:07:42 Roll the clip.
01:07:42 Brady. Data, I call him.
01:07:44 Oh, God.
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01:07:48 We'll, answer your questions.
01:07:50 Call, text, masturbate. We'll accept all three.
01:07:54 If you want to send your dick pic to the.
01:07:56 If you want to, text your dick to,
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01:08:03 We will get.
01:08:09 To the entire.
01:08:14 And then, then we'll end up, you know,
01:08:18 putting that away and keeping that in the closet for later in the first.
01:08:21 I'll call it our first ad man.
01:08:24 I'm a man, man, and I'm man enough.
01:08:27 I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, man.
01:08:30 And I'm man enough.
01:08:31 I'm man enough to enjoy a barrel proof bourbon meat, man.
01:08:35 Enough to cook my steak, man.
01:08:37 Enough to deadlift 500 and bring that on my daughter's hair.
01:08:40 You think I'm afraid to rebuild a carburetor?
01:08:42 I eat carburetors for breakfast. I ain't afraid of bears.
01:08:45 That's what I eat, Cobra. For sure.
01:08:48 I'm not afraid of women.
01:08:51 This is a real Kamala Harris.
01:08:53 Okay. Come on. Oh, really? I say go for it.
01:08:56 And what are you supposed to be, men?
01:08:58 Because I briefly heard about this.
01:09:00 These are supposed to be men. Because.
01:09:05 I don't think you said that right.
01:09:07 Yeah.
01:09:07 Look, if Rosie you can, I'll tell you the microphone.
01:09:10 The microphone?
01:09:10 At first, the microphone picks up a lot more like when you listen back.
01:09:15 If you ever listen back, you don't hear any of that stuff.
01:09:16 So when you interrupt to do that, it
01:09:18 actually sounds like you're just like you're whatever.
01:09:22 Going back to these people. Right.
01:09:24 So this is a commercial for the Democratic Party.
01:09:28 Why does it seem like
01:09:29 they took a bunch of queer men and dressed them up as manly men,
01:09:32 put them in manly situations, and then had them say manly things?
01:09:35 These all of them seem like they're gay.
01:09:37 Except maybe like one dude, right?
01:09:40 But wait, what's this? What's the feminine?
01:09:42 I didn't catch the straight, man.
01:09:44 They look like they're wearing costumes.
01:09:45 Like you want to be weird? Queer?
01:09:47 Yeah. Queer.
01:09:48 Queer. It's me.
01:09:49 Wear.
01:09:49 Well,
01:09:50 I hope she has the definite queer eye and accept my full throated endorsement.
01:09:54 Because I'm man enough to support queer throated endorsement.
01:09:57 So queer.
01:09:58 Oh, man, I, I don't do this at one word.
01:10:00 I don't believe that man is he's in a transition enough to not being gay
01:10:03 as fuck from reading little 1 or 1 of those listen,
01:10:06 you guys voices, I'm man enough to roar dog a flight.
01:10:09 It's sucked.
01:10:10 I'm sure you've been raw dog before, man.
01:10:12 Enough to be a gay as fuck to front of my kids in front of my horse.
01:10:17 I'm not that there's anything wrong with that.
01:10:19 I love that good Will hunting, West Side Story, Fat Emperor, good Will hunting.
01:10:24 So what?
01:10:25 What belittling and controlling women just so they can feel more power.
01:10:29 That's not how my mama race.
01:10:31 I love women where women who support their families.
01:10:34 Where is I when you need them?
01:10:36 Women who take charge.
01:10:37 And I'm man enough to help them win.
01:10:40 It does tie in with the topic, Bill.
01:10:42 Liminality.
01:10:44 Yeah, but the awkward threshold of the passing of the torch
01:10:48 from the worst president in US history to the worst choice
01:10:54 of presidential candidates I've ever heard of.
01:10:58 I'm a man.
01:10:59 Man enough to cry while watching The Notebook.
01:11:02 I'm in love to sing show tunes in the shower.
01:11:04 No, no no
01:11:06 no. Audience Pew is a nice audio.
01:11:09 Oh, I'm man enough to write Twilight fanfiction.
01:11:14 What?
01:11:15 I'm man enough to hug another dude.
01:11:17 No, it's a parody.
01:11:20 I'm in a book to another man in the gym and be like, hey, bro, nice form.
01:11:25 And then give him a little kiss on the head.
01:11:28 No more letters.
01:11:32 I'm meant to vote for Kamala Harris.
01:11:35 Kamala Harris, are you man enough?
01:11:40 But, see, that's what you were doing.
01:11:46 I was trying to upload that video. You know who's a man?
01:11:49 Charlie here. He's a man.
01:11:51 You know who else? Me?
01:11:53 I'm a man.
01:11:54 I'm. I'm. Wow.
01:11:58 How are you, man?
01:11:59 Oh, my. Oh my, oh my.
01:12:01 Oh, no, you're my man.
01:12:03 Oh my women man man comes from law.
01:12:07 Is challenging all you men out there.
01:12:10 I'm not
01:12:11 sure what to vote if they see your name in their own commercial.
01:12:14 You know what men's men do?
01:12:16 Men's men.
01:12:18 Cheat on their wife with their babysitter?
01:12:20 Yeah. Come inside of her.
01:12:22 And then most likely have got that baby, aborted.
01:12:25 And then also, like, sexually harassed.
01:12:28 And use the hot women in your office
01:12:31 when you're a lawyer to,
01:12:34 get, more attention from potential clients and kind of shunning
01:12:37 the ugly women in your office while also potentially sexier.
01:12:41 I'm sorry.
01:12:42 I think we were. We were talking about Doug Emhoff.
01:12:43 I thought we were talking about Doug Emhoff.
01:12:46 But who's that first?
01:12:47 First gentleman?
01:12:48 The future first gen.
01:12:49 Oh, is that you?
01:12:51 Yeah, I've got, legibly.
01:12:53 I'll let you try to be black. Oh, no, that wouldn't be Harris.
01:12:56 It would be Emhoff and Emhoff.
01:12:58 Yeah, that's weird. Right?
01:12:59 Why isn't Kamala and, well, have you ever.
01:13:02 Have you ever had anything but pants?
01:13:06 Oh, yeah.
01:13:07 No, but you know what I saw?
01:13:08 I saw a video of her when she was younger.
01:13:11 Yeah. I'm still.
01:13:12 I'm pretty sure she was smoking when I'm like, she was
01:13:15 maybe was maybe like ten, 15 years ago.
01:13:16 And she looked remarkably like who was fuckable?
01:13:21 Harris.
01:13:22 You're mistaken.
01:13:23 No, no. Like 15 years ago.
01:13:25 You mean when she was next?
01:13:27 If she was next to, who was the talk show host that,
01:13:32 I don't know, I just saw the younger picture lover, and I'm like, okay.
01:13:34 Yeah, okay.
01:13:35 If we kept reversing time, you know, if you went back, you know, 20, 40,
01:13:40 the first one I saw that I thought it said bobble Harris
01:13:42 is often seen in a pussy bow.
01:13:45 Oh, I saw this, but I didn't think of reading it because it seemed stupid.
01:13:48 But go ahead. But yeah, that was supposed to be.
01:13:50 It was meant to look like lips of the vagina, much like the.
01:13:53 Is that why they call it a I don't know, that's what I would assume.
01:13:56 Okay, well, these are my eyes are up here.
01:13:59 Sorry I didn't stop at your horse mouth.
01:14:02 That's the. That's the vision.
01:14:03 I said I shouldn't see the things that they can't change.
01:14:06 I totally see it.
01:14:08 I see the velvet lips. Why is it blue?
01:14:10 Oh, I know why it's blue. I just want to, like, go there and just kind of.
01:14:14 Yeah.
01:14:15 Fuck yeah.
01:14:16 Do it then see if she looks like she's liking it
01:14:19 I am I wasn't clearly it's clear that you guys didn't catch this too.
01:14:22 It's clearly an only fans.
01:14:23 Look it's for everyone I was only it's for subscribers only to do that.
01:14:29 That's a shame right.
01:14:31 It's a damn. That's a shame.
01:14:33 So you said you had a drone.
01:14:34 Was it you that were flying drones over Langley?
01:14:37 Yeah. No, I wouldn't do that.
01:14:39 No, I flew a drone over Stoney Creek. What?
01:14:40 You're not allowed to do. But, hey, what are you going to do?
01:14:43 Yeah, and I was wearing a lab coat.
01:14:45 Yeah, and it was, you know, somebody told me
01:14:48 it was somebody we knew flew my drone.
01:14:51 I just show them.
01:14:52 Were you filming?
01:14:53 So whatever was above was still below or below?
01:14:57 Yeah, I we played the videos on the show, but we can always revisit whenever
01:15:01 you need a break.
01:15:02 I almost,
01:15:03 almost got the eunuch videos, but
01:15:05 I was still a little under the weather, so we're going to save that for next week.
01:15:07 I figured we couldn't have the kid.
01:15:09 Is he trying to upload it? I'm having an issue.
01:15:11 Yeah, I hear that stuff's really hard to do.
01:15:13 Actual, No, he they're on DVD.
01:15:16 I have to go over there and convert them. I had, like, 6 or 7 of them.
01:15:19 No problem.
01:15:19 Funny.
01:15:20 Funny you say that you convert what you made fun of.
01:15:23 He has not been able to upload.
01:15:24 No, the facts are on DVDs.
01:15:26 I know I have to go get them, convert them.
01:15:28 Take my fucking I love them.
01:15:30 Oh right. I don't burn into Judaism,
01:15:33 dude, I hate it.
01:15:34 I don't have to shoot me.
01:15:36 Speaking of shoot, shoot.
01:15:37 Did you hear about the potential assassination attempt?
01:15:40 They got thwarted.
01:15:41 The attempted guy came up to said some nonsense.
01:15:44 Nonsense.
01:15:47 Now this was a bunch of Google things to do.
01:15:49 Were make an assassination attempt.
01:15:51 Yeah, just show up to show up with some guns
01:15:53 and just kind of go, no, no, no, I didn't do anything.
01:15:56 Yeah.
01:15:58 Fantastic.
01:15:59 Yeah.
01:16:00 Okay. Well, you know what?
01:16:01 I can't show that one former Trump show. That one.
01:16:03 It's not. Seriously, loser.
01:16:05 I want to shoot injured. Sure.
01:16:07 Remember that guy?
01:16:08 That guy still around?
01:16:09 Joe? No, no.
01:16:11 He died. He's still in charge.
01:16:13 Yeah, he's still there.
01:16:15 Yeah, he's still in charge.
01:16:18 But he died. Yeah,
01:16:20 somehow.
01:16:22 Who? Seriously?
01:16:24 What ever happened to him?
01:16:25 What is a Hunter Biden stuff?
01:16:26 All good. Like you don't hear about any of this stuff anymore.
01:16:29 Like. No, that's that's gone.
01:16:31 Who exactly?
01:16:35 Joe. Who?
01:16:36 We did it. Joe.
01:16:38 Joe stuff.
01:16:38 We did it, Joe.
01:16:40 And by the way, no, that's pretty good.
01:16:42 No, I can't put it off whining, nagging my no.
01:16:45 Right.
01:16:50 The whining and the nagging,
01:16:54 The bigger picture is what I see.
01:16:56 I grew up in the middle class.
01:16:59 My father worked a middle class job, and.
01:17:02 And I just know that there's communities and and people
01:17:06 and there's there's a lot of people that just want to work, you know?
01:17:09 And and we're going to get those.
01:17:11 So I built I have this I call it the what do you call it, the economy.
01:17:15 Something the goddamn it, she keeps saying it all the time.
01:17:19 Do not come,
01:17:21 become part of Academy.
01:17:23 Biden domestic worker economic plan.
01:17:25 Yeah,
01:17:27 yeah, it's funny, because there is, there is a weird
01:17:30 give and take there because,
01:17:32 she's kind of bring it up,
01:17:35 you know, that she wants to be better than the previous
01:17:37 or changing her philosophies on stuff to go against what is currently happening,
01:17:42 hitting on what is currently happening.
01:17:44 But then you have Joe sitting here going, well, you're
01:17:46 kind of like secretly shitting on me because, like, you're part of this,
01:17:50 there's a lot of, turmoil in that Democratic Party right now.
01:17:53 Yeah, due to, a lot of inner fighting that you don't,
01:17:56 see publicly.
01:17:59 Which is interesting.
01:18:00 It's funny.
01:18:01 Regardless of whose side it is, it's always funny.
01:18:04 Right? Oops.
01:18:06 Can't play that here.
01:18:07 I got almost everything I can't do.
01:18:10 Okay, well, roll the clip. Ready?
01:18:13 I don't know, like, what is what is,
01:18:15 look at what has happened negatively on,
01:18:18 like the Trump side of things.
01:18:20 Trump side of things.
01:18:21 You know what I'm tired of hearing from either side.
01:18:24 Well, the other side is planning on doing,
01:18:26 I'm not interested in what your your opponent thinks you're doing.
01:18:30 I want to hear what you're planning on doing or not.
01:18:34 They're.
01:18:34 Shut up. And.
01:18:40 The word from Trump
01:18:41 they call Boogs Joe most.
01:18:44 I've got another video for you.
01:18:46 You little dumb loves to do.
01:18:50 I folks think I'm great.
01:18:52 They say. They say wise, wise.
01:18:55 Don't do be stirring up trouble.
01:18:59 Gotta be they believe racism, sexism factually wrong.
01:19:03 But I don't care.
01:19:05 They say. I wouldn't say that.
01:19:06 They say they want me to be strong.
01:19:11 Golden hair, be spray tan.
01:19:13 Don't faze go.
01:19:17 Fake news.
01:19:19 Alternative facts.
01:19:20 Believe what I say.
01:19:22 My people like to go.
01:19:24 It'll make America great again.
01:19:27 The you know whose approval is Trump?
01:19:33 Oh, I've got enough to be you.
01:19:37 Building walls, tweeting lies, boasting concrete.
01:19:42 They say, they say wise, wise.
01:19:44 Oh, put your phone in the stirring up trouble.
01:19:48 Gotta be believe racism sexism factually wrong.
01:19:53 But I don't care.
01:19:54 They say I wouldn't say.
01:19:56 They say they want me to be strong.
01:19:57 I'm gonna make America great again.
01:20:01 Boo boo boo boo
01:20:05 boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo.
01:20:09 Do they do not.
01:20:18 We've got at least ten more video clips from the party.
01:20:20 Still.
01:20:22 Oh, and what I wanted to say about the party.
01:20:24 The dogs were so traumatized by the party,
01:20:27 I am now forbidden to have any more parties. And,
01:20:32 Oh, yeah.
01:20:32 And I have to hide all the frisbees.
01:20:39 Frisbee or disc?
01:20:42 Right.
01:20:44 I just use a general term.
01:20:46 Why? Too many people are on general term.
01:20:48 There's the general term is is disc.
01:20:52 But the the brand, the Wham-O brand name is it's pronounced cut.
01:20:56 I've always prided myself on being the smartest guy in the room, and,
01:20:59 lately, I just haven't felt that way.
01:21:02 I've got Wham-O plastic.
01:21:06 I'm probably wrong.
01:21:07 I don't take no orders from the woman, by the way.
01:21:09 Of course.
01:21:10 By the way, I don't take no orders from no women.
01:21:13 Do I question myself? Yes.
01:21:16 Da freaking rules.
01:21:18 I'm afraid of rule.
01:21:21 I love you, right?
01:21:22 Few moments later. Oh.
01:21:30 That was fun.
01:21:31 While it lasted though, it was.
01:21:36 Got any of the.
01:21:38 Where's the clip.
01:21:42 I don't know.
01:21:42 Many clubs get shown tonight.
01:21:44 What is the topic.
01:21:45 I don't even know what the topic is. Is Tito
01:21:48 I was just going to you know that was Tina.
01:21:51 This is a topic is a weird threshold area that you're quite not familiar yet.
01:21:57 So familiar with.
01:21:59 It's almost eerie.
01:22:01 This is Tito. Tina. Tina.
01:22:03 Tito.
01:22:05 The Tito media, you know,
01:22:08 you know, she's been,
01:22:11 with people where they're going to be seen by thousands of people.
01:22:13 I love you, too.
01:22:14 Oh, no, no, no, he was that was,
01:22:18 Fox News. A good car.
01:22:20 But they delivering the truth on a daily basis.
01:22:23 No, I deliver great.
01:22:25 They deliver the controversy.
01:22:27 Well, what about into,
01:22:30 the mainstream?
01:22:33 Oh, are you going to get in trouble for the background music to play?
01:22:35 Well, you're going to get flagged for what's playing in the background.
01:22:38 I don't feel that they're supposed to be about right or right, so that.
01:22:43 Yeah, that's about it. Now it's been transition.
01:22:45 It's about this is kind of like that song identifies as a mosquito.
01:22:50 You go through your trials
01:22:51 and tribulations to get to where you're at today, what hard
01:22:54 work, planning, the sacrifice, whatever it is to get to where you're at.
01:22:58 You're living out your American dream for the best that you could.
01:23:02 And so now for another person
01:23:05 that feels obligated or injured, this is how they're supposed to be.
01:23:08 Should that be where you're at?
01:23:09 Right?
01:23:10 No, they shouldn't because you work for it.
01:23:13 And I just don't feel that the narrative of everybody,
01:23:18 in fact,
01:23:21 we should have him on 25 agenda and we do rage right now.
01:23:25 Oh yeah.
01:23:27 Here he is.
01:23:29 So, gentlemen,
01:23:31 do you know it's, you know, present.
01:23:34 So can we could we is the best that I go
01:23:37 I say let me
01:23:40 what politics will help us for just the average person.
01:23:44 I'm not making 100 plus pounds a year.
01:23:46 And so I say for an average person, I mean, yes, I will contact.
01:23:50 What?
01:23:51 What is the difference there and what are they truly doing
01:23:54 that is going to benefit me to my every day life?
01:23:57 Oh yeah. Yep. Bill period.
01:23:59 I have to live every day in.
01:24:01 I know the cost right now is inflation is real.
01:24:04 We are paying for other wars.
01:24:06 However, our tax money doesn't go back to our government.
01:24:09 Our tax money goes to debt deficit and interest.
01:24:14 That right.
01:24:16 So I do things is down the debt
01:24:18 and off we increase and we're
01:24:21 yeah 100% of our income tax goes on the interest on the debt.
01:24:26 Yeah.
01:24:26 That's it I'm holding a firm piece of the American golf.
01:24:30 However the American dollars and good things.
01:24:33 If we don't pay taxes who will build the roads for that.
01:24:36 And then we could have we integrated learn to pay
01:24:39 but it really would end what it is.
01:24:41 However, it's been a shock to my girlfriend through that.
01:24:44 And why is that?
01:24:45 Because it's not corporate
01:24:47 they want to control and we just feed into the America.
01:24:50 I want to isolate the background conversation.
01:24:52 I know I almost felt like I heard my name and that's you you were mentioning here.
01:24:57 I'm sure you were mentioning we got. Yeah, I had to. Right.
01:24:59 Where the fuck is father by drug? Exactly?
01:25:05 I believe he should be allowed to get up there.
01:25:07 And you knew these 14 people, all of the 20 people that showed up.
01:25:12 Oh, that's that's another thing.
01:25:13 Attendance is dwindling, so there's no reason to continue the party.
01:25:17 And Brady's right after 50.
01:25:19 It doesn't matter if you expect it to be.
01:25:20 Well oh dude.
01:25:22 Almost with the stimulus checks.
01:25:23 Unless you have a bounce house for everyone's kids right?
01:25:26 Yeah.
01:25:27 No, you have to prove you're not welcome at my birthday party,
01:25:31 being able to kind of hold you because some people are.
01:25:33 Oh, first of all, they're filthy and they steal.
01:25:36 Oh, wait.
01:25:38 No, I don't know.
01:25:39 You steal, you steal and you steal them.
01:25:41 Why would those people have.
01:25:42 Oh, I think people that legitimately
01:25:46 for those reasons.
01:25:47 Oh no, no offense to Tito.
01:25:49 He's almost done.
01:25:51 Why was why was it not.
01:25:53 Yeah.
01:25:54 It's.
01:25:58 It's fascinating
01:26:01 here fledge.
01:26:02 Dear fudgy, I recently hosted an actual birthday.
01:26:07 I recently hosted my husband. He.
01:26:14 I recently hosted my husband's birthday party.
01:26:17 Straw, straw.
01:26:20 It was pretty crazy, but,
01:26:24 if you go ahead, I.
01:26:27 I recently hosted my husband's birthday party.
01:26:30 It was a great party.
01:26:31 I reserved for 85 people,
01:26:32 including the DJ, his assistant, the party planner, and her crew.
01:26:36 And the day of the event, 20% of the guests who RSVP'd did not show up.
01:26:42 One couple said their two daughters had a, They
01:26:47 do? Yeah.
01:26:47 They're all the daughters are dating each other is quite a very,
01:26:52 very what is it?
01:26:55 What is it? Debut party.
01:26:56 One of the couples in their two years had a
01:26:59 debutante.
01:27:00 But a debate party.
01:27:02 Their views cut off, they view their debut.
01:27:06 Whatever, whatever.
01:27:07 They're getting there.
01:27:08 But it.
01:27:11 I don't know
01:27:12 what the fuck you fuck if you're having a different view.
01:27:15 Another family said their son.
01:27:18 Like another.
01:27:20 Another family said their son had an outing, so
01:27:22 apparently he was coming out of the closet or was at least called out.
01:27:25 Others had legitimate.
01:27:26 Others had legitimate reasons, like being sick, or
01:27:29 they bought a house and they were moving a bunch of shit into it and cleaning up.
01:27:32 All right.
01:27:33 I gave my guests a
01:27:35 I gave my guests ample time to RSVP.
01:27:37 I sent the save the Date cards for four four months before the
01:27:41 this sounds like a fucked up party.
01:27:42 The invitation
01:27:43 two months before and the deadline to RSVP two weeks before the event.
01:27:47 Okay, I even extended the invitation to allow other adults
01:27:50 and kids to come to the party.
01:27:52 I was too generous.
01:27:53 I think it was rude for all the families who RSVP for a certain number of people
01:27:56 to just massively not show up because of another event,
01:28:00 not considering that each headcount
01:28:02 means additional costs and planning for the meal, seating chart, etc.
01:28:06 how do I let them know?
01:28:07 I wish they would have told me ahead of time,
01:28:09 so I could have removed them and saved myself a few hundred dollars?
01:28:12 Or should I even let them know?
01:28:14 Signed generous host Ian. Yeah.
01:28:18 Oh, he's generous host I did the same thing.
01:28:21 So, no, you incur that cost.
01:28:24 That's all right.
01:28:26 Since that, people consider outside of their control or well,
01:28:29 within their control.
01:28:30 Like, someone told me that they couldn't make my party because they
01:28:33 they were planning
01:28:34 on getting together with their sister, and they don't see her that often.
01:28:38 And I thought, you know what?
01:28:40 This has been on the calendar for 51 years.
01:28:42 If your plans predated my birth, then you're good to go.
01:28:47 Now, I'm just telling you, it wasn't right
01:28:49 what he did to you, to, you know, either.
01:28:53 So I would be so bold as to say the same reason, even though as a host,
01:28:58 it's very polite to offer treats or, you know, hospitable reasons.
01:29:03 Food, drink, music. All right.
01:29:05 All that good, fun stuff.
01:29:08 But birthday
01:29:10 parties for me ended when George stopped playing board games, I think,
01:29:16 well, I just have this television.
01:29:19 You haven't had a single table seat with seven empty chairs,
01:29:23 and I've got the mat with the elastic strap around my chair and
01:29:27 sitting there with all my best friends.
01:29:29 20 years like a party.
01:29:30 Party? Yeah. I haven't had a party.
01:29:32 Like an actual party party since I was a kid.
01:29:34 But like,
01:29:34 you get together with a couple people or whatever, like you're family said,
01:29:38 let's Party is that this house would have been totally appropriate.
01:29:43 I don't think I've ever had, like, a birthday party.
01:29:45 I don't think I've ever had like one like maybe like fucking major magic.
01:29:48 So when I was a kid,
01:29:50 we call that, you know.
01:29:53 No, that was here's a rule. You don't know the rules.
01:29:55 Oh, there's a rule of thumb, and this is just some jackass ranting.
01:29:59 I think the party ends when you throw a wedding for all your friends.
01:30:02 That's the last party that you throw.
01:30:06 You know, for a big gathering, like.
01:30:07 I mean, but if you keep trying, I feel bad that I didn't come.
01:30:11 I should have gone. Yeah, I want, I want to know.
01:30:13 I would say that, I was thinking about.
01:30:15 Come and listen. Listen.
01:30:16 I was like, you know what? I could do it.
01:30:17 I'm doing nothing. I'm watching football.
01:30:20 And then all of a sudden it started raining and I was like, you know what?
01:30:22 Fuck that.
01:30:23 Sorry.
01:30:24 And I, you know, if it was raining up there, but that was enough.
01:30:26 Fuck that. But it was.
01:30:27 It was you. Fuck that.
01:30:29 But you didn't have a crowd headed for the house.
01:30:31 Half the crowd headed into the barn and then me.
01:30:35 She said, me, Jesse, I wanted the for some happen
01:30:40 Stallman and I think the credo started.
01:30:43 We're still pitching horseshoes with the stadium lady up out here.
01:30:48 And we continued pitching in. The rain.
01:30:51 Is pitching a euphemism?
01:30:52 Who is catching outs?
01:30:54 Yeah, that's.
01:30:54 Yeah. No, no one pitches horseshoes anymore.
01:30:57 So I make it a point that once a year
01:31:01 the guys get together and we pitch some horseshoes.
01:31:04 That sounds when I've never.
01:31:06 I've never once got together.
01:31:07 It's horseshoes. It's a long tradition.
01:31:10 It's. I think that's on you.
01:31:11 He invites everyone every year from when I was just listening.
01:31:14 Yeah, it's been forgotten.
01:31:16 Left in the wayside. I mean,
01:31:19 I it's it's a lost art.
01:31:21 I pitched two double ringers.
01:31:23 I pitched you guys, like, 20 some ringers and game guys.
01:31:28 You guys had two.
01:31:31 Right.
01:31:32 Two course you put two. Course and you have him.
01:31:34 You guys hogged him the whole time.
01:31:36 From what I recall, nobody else could get a game in edgewise.
01:31:39 That's what I remember.
01:31:40 Yeah, that's the whole point have. Yeah.
01:31:42 He is. Whatever.
01:31:42 Quiet.
01:31:43 They bogart all the time.
01:31:46 Like probably I don't ever.
01:31:47 When I've been to Gary's parties at Riverbend,
01:31:49 I've never, I've never even sure you know how they do.
01:31:51 You know how they do it. Sure.
01:31:51 I said I'll play winner, but they don't keep score.
01:31:55 No, I hate these games that people want to like.
01:31:57 They just want you to play because they like, want to just hope to beat you.
01:32:00 And they hope that, like,
01:32:01 they play more often and they're like, they play because they know
01:32:04 they're going to beat you and they show somebody up.
01:32:06 I have had family parties. To me, that's totally different.
01:32:08 I have a couple family parties every year for my cousin to do.
01:32:11 My cousins do a card game.
01:32:13 Easy, easy, cheap way to do it.
01:32:15 You take them out to Chuck E cheese or that's kind of shit.
01:32:17 Then you realize, oh my God, this is like $1,000.
01:32:19 So then you start having
01:32:20 little barbecues in the backyard and that sort of thing, right?
01:32:22 You that you're
01:32:22 thank God your kids are born in the fall instead of the wood dead of winter.
01:32:25 I don't know what those people do by a big house, but then.
01:32:29 So I would always have bocce because I'm Italian instead of horseshoes.
01:32:32 Bocce. It's the same thing. It's cheap horseshoes.
01:32:33 But why do I have to do it? I mean,
01:32:37 because he has bocce ball.
01:32:38 Are you really?
01:32:39 Are you really Italian? No.
01:32:40 I mean, what does that even mean? I mean, you're from Italy.
01:32:42 I'm really Italian.
01:32:44 Are you from Italy?
01:32:45 You speak Italian? I'm a generation removed.
01:32:48 There are no natives. One generation.
01:32:51 But I'm maybe like two.
01:32:54 Yeah.
01:32:55 What is the generation that your grandparents, right? No.
01:32:58 Your parents
01:33:00 as one generation 100.
01:33:02 Like, I guess over generations.
01:33:04 Then my my dad was.
01:33:07 Yeah.
01:33:07 So my grandpa I have mine might have been three, I don't know like.
01:33:10 Yeah, mine was like well great isn't there like a life span.
01:33:14 And then then that called like something specific
01:33:17 like your general like I, I agree with you.
01:33:19 I'm not by no means Italian. I'm American.
01:33:21 I was born in American citizenship. Just pretending.
01:33:24 I don't know a lot. I get annoyed with my Italian cousins.
01:33:26 I identifiers in Spanish.
01:33:27 You're a no no no no. It's like you guys aren't Italian.
01:33:30 You're just in America. You've been in America forever.
01:33:32 Like grow up.
01:33:33 I love Italian food. So that's okay.
01:33:37 That's really
01:33:38 I like any of
01:33:39 the bunch of people who are trying to cling so hard
01:33:41 to where they came from, instead of just like, being where you are.
01:33:43 Oh, dude, it ain't by where you where you from?
01:33:45 It's where you at and motherfuker.
01:33:46 My grandmother could learn to rap music.
01:33:48 Even what she did.
01:33:51 Oh, by the way, I love that rap.
01:33:53 In the beginning I almost wanted to rewind it and listen to it again, but I could.
01:33:56 You could
01:33:58 I just, I, I didn't I didn't not just toss that together,
01:34:01 but I was trying really hard. But it was hard to keep the rap going.
01:34:04 That's why it was like three of them like separated.
01:34:06 But I like how it.
01:34:08 Yeah, I like the words on my phone screen.
01:34:12 It's so weird.
01:34:12 How so? It's so hard.
01:34:15 Yeah, I like it so much.
01:34:16 It's really hard to interpret someone else's rhyme scheme when you're reading.
01:34:19 When we used to send each other shit.
01:34:21 Right.
01:34:22 It's so hard to find that man sitting there that they're looking for straight.
01:34:27 It is very interesting how the AI kind of analyzes it and gets my patterning.
01:34:33 That's that's some of it's slower than I intend it to be said,
01:34:36 but it's the patterning that it kind of it does a good fucking one.
01:34:39 I know my, I, I like to throw all the way rhyme like you don't even need them.
01:34:44 I got a great like the internals, the throwaways.
01:34:47 That's great. So that's one out of the blue.
01:34:50 He knows which rhyme.
01:34:51 I'm coming back to, which is kind of interesting because they use a.
01:34:54 Yeah, I was kind of smart about that.
01:34:57 So I put
01:35:00 was it, was it write a rap about the kid.
01:35:03 Something like that.
01:35:05 But yeah, it was good.
01:35:06 Yeah. And but I was like, I,
01:35:09 I didn't really I guess I did talk about the kid.
01:35:11 It started talking about pizza and the fair and the rubber factory.
01:35:15 No way.
01:35:17 Yeah. How would you know?
01:35:18 Love the fair so much?
01:35:20 Because I give it access. I talk to it.
01:35:23 I was on upload.
01:35:24 All I was going to say here, go ahead and digest the video.
01:35:26 Yeah, I just digest as a new word that digest.
01:35:29 Well yeah.
01:35:30 You give you give I data and it digest it and you don't even digest it.
01:35:35 But then when you answer it, you ask it a question
01:35:36 and an answer, something that you're like, oh, well, how did you know that?
01:35:41 Feeding it information,
01:35:42 sometimes it's very convenient and it works and other times it's not.
01:35:46 It's very spooky. Yeah, sometimes it's
01:35:49 it seems pretty, pretty lackluster.
01:35:52 Pretty lackluster.
01:35:54 Let's, we can still play, more of my
01:35:57 my clip from the party and the two people that truly needed it.
01:36:00 Why were they recommended?
01:36:03 And then the people that just advanced and even new LED Zeppelin,
01:36:06 they, you know, I would say I agree with I agree with everything
01:36:09 that this gentleman is saying. He do rocks.
01:36:12 I when I was with him, what he was doing this outside
01:36:15 the bar, I said, you got to bring this inside.
01:36:18 Oh he's one of those people
01:36:20 as above so below.
01:36:22 He's like bringing the room down out there because he's like totally like
01:36:25 going off. Yeah, exactly.
01:36:26 For what did he say?
01:36:28 See that?
01:36:29 He got it.
01:36:29 Like, if the conversation goes there
01:36:31 and everyone is willing to have that conversation, fine.
01:36:33 But like, if you're just a couple people that then got stuck.
01:36:40 With Tito.
01:36:41 Yeah, that's Tito like my Todd.
01:36:43 So Todd well, Todd would just he just come on.
01:36:45 I want to get stuck.
01:36:47 But some people you would you would be sitting over here talking about
01:36:50 football, basketball, whatever with 1 or 2 other people.
01:36:53 And then Todd would come up and somehow within the course of like two minutes,
01:36:57 you'd be talking about Todd's complaint, but you wouldn't be talking about it.
01:37:00 Todd would be talking about it.
01:37:02 And so usually what we would do is, is whoever could do it first,
01:37:05 especially if it's two people, you immediately just leave immediately.
01:37:09 And Todd would not Todd would not get what was going on.
01:37:12 He wouldn't just be like, oh, that guy walked away.
01:37:14 All of a sudden, he would just lean to the person that was still there, right?
01:37:17 And just and so we that's that's what I mean.
01:37:20 Yeah. They would be stalking.
01:37:21 So we used to be like, motherfucker, you left me with him.
01:37:24 He's like,
01:37:24 you know, there was several times I was like, dude, do you want me to do.
01:37:26 I'm not going to. Yeah. He was like, dude, I was totally going to beat you to it.
01:37:29 But you got me that time.
01:37:31 You did your regular thing.
01:37:32 This is a regular thing. Yeah.
01:37:35 The second you showed up, you knew just a peel off as quick as you could.
01:37:37 Cheetos. Cheetos? No. Todd.
01:37:40 But I like I like calling people.
01:37:42 And Todd was a good guy. Todd, you you're being a guy.
01:37:44 But it's such a time. Was no. Two to.
01:37:47 Seems like a good dude. Tito.
01:37:49 Seems like somebody. If, I would not say this to.
01:37:51 I would not say any of my criticisms of him to his face.
01:37:54 No, because he could beat your ass.
01:37:56 I would say to his face, we're probably about five feet away
01:37:59 quicker than, Lalo and Tito.
01:38:01 And they're pretty great. Both.
01:38:03 They both have arms the size of my legs.
01:38:06 And I would be like, you know, zero is Tito literally.
01:38:10 Is Tito legitimately Hispanic or is he like Brady, Hispanic?
01:38:13 He's from Puerto Rico from there.
01:38:17 I know Lalo is from Puerto Rican.
01:38:19 Yeah, you can know it's from Mexico.
01:38:22 You guys hear that Lalo is authentic?
01:38:25 You could hear this.
01:38:27 He goes like, I'm coming to America.
01:38:28 Before it was cool to come to America for the first time to Espanol.
01:38:32 But they did talk to one another at the party.
01:38:36 They were both there together here.
01:38:38 Did they click up? Did they click up for a quick minute?
01:38:40 Even though they might not know each other?
01:38:43 I know it's not graphic that likes to do that.
01:38:45 Oh, I know it's like two to each other in a you can say the same
01:38:50 or you can say the same thing about us though, but it's like, no,
01:38:54 if you see another white person, you don't just magically acknowledge,
01:38:57 you know, right.
01:38:58 Hey what's up?
01:38:58 What's up my man?
01:38:59 Like really trying to be more cooler to the to the black.
01:39:03 I thought they were related.
01:39:04 They they were just meeting what?
01:39:08 I don't get it.
01:39:09 I don't do it. I don't get it.
01:39:11 I believe the people I do know.
01:39:14 Yeah. I don't like people.
01:39:16 I hate people.
01:39:25 This just in there are zombie flaming cars.
01:39:29 Please watch out.
01:39:31 Here we go.
01:39:34 With everybody.
01:39:36 You. I'll get that over here for now.
01:39:37 It's moving.
01:39:41 One remarkable.
01:39:42 It's still rolling, but I guess it's just on the ones I know, right?
01:39:45 Just spiking the pickups the entire world.
01:39:48 Oh. That's awesome.
01:39:49 That's got to be okay. I.
01:39:52 Think the tires melt,
01:39:53 the rims are just going to roll around.
01:39:58 So fucking Halloween, Jack.
01:40:03 Oh, how does that happen?
01:40:07 Who's the car to start on fire?
01:40:08 Like, not even it's not even done.
01:40:15 Oh, this is camera angle number two.
01:40:19 Oh, I love this.
01:40:20 It's like helping it.
01:40:22 The the the car.
01:40:27 That was a sad finish I thought though.
01:40:29 Keep going.
01:40:31 Good. It could have been much worse.
01:40:33 It must. That breaks it. It keeps going. That'd be hilarious.
01:40:35 Yeah.
01:40:36 Burns it all on you.
01:40:37 I'll see her do this.
01:40:41 It's fucking Christine.
01:40:42 If you ever saw that movie.
01:40:44 Oh, yeah.
01:40:45 I forgot about that shit.
01:40:47 It's old movie.
01:40:49 Really old movie, isn't there?
01:40:52 Isn't there? Oh. Phenomenon. Fire.
01:40:55 Something like a phenomenon.
01:40:57 It's a motorcycle. Who's that? Oh, yeah.
01:41:00 Nicolas Cage, Nicolas cage.
01:41:02 So I'm gonna go. Yeah. Rider.
01:41:04 That was Ghost Rider, but he's got a he's got a Tesla now.
01:41:07 Yeah, but they were knocking off my, Oh.
01:41:09 They were ripping off of the.
01:41:10 So Mr.
01:41:11 Grimm from Twisted Metal, they were ripping off that character.
01:41:14 To be honest, if that was an electric car, the battery was on fire.
01:41:18 And then it maybe it just the autopilot kicked in.
01:41:22 The zombie cars.
01:41:24 Do you think the
01:41:25 fucking computer is still operating in that heat?
01:41:29 You think the heat sink on? That fucker is?
01:41:32 I do think the computer is still operating because I just saw the car drive.
01:41:36 It was rolling downhill because the tires melted and then it had to.
01:41:39 It was for some reason a neutral, I guess.
01:41:42 I don't know, I guess if it was then I wouldn't
01:41:44 or melted the brake lines or whatever.
01:41:46 It's under his sleeve. It's up his sleeve.
01:41:49 But you're just under the magic today.
01:41:51 Sorry, I don't I don't mean to be
01:41:55 my penis sleeve.
01:41:56 Foreskin. Yeah. Your penis sleep.
01:41:58 Oh, okay.
01:41:59 Back together.
01:42:01 What do you think?
01:42:02 David Gilmore and Roger waters are getting back together one last time.
01:42:06 Jack. Isn't one of them dead? Yeah,
01:42:10 or both of them dead.
01:42:11 If they're both dead, then yeah.
01:42:12 I agree that their energy is somehow back.
01:42:14 I don't understand the no either somehow feed through
01:42:18 AI and you'll hear created songs that sound just like they made them.
01:42:22 How does that happen?
01:42:24 That somehow greater the art is somehow
01:42:27 some way encapsulated into another energy that comes out, another outlet,
01:42:32 and we can hear them again, somehow.
01:42:36 Okay, well, coughing, it's not them.
01:42:39 You guys like that or don't like that replication.
01:42:43 So there was that.
01:42:44 I didn't know about it because I played it on, a year ago.
01:42:47 It was, the DMX fucking, DMX on iTunes, a song dropped
01:42:53 and it was some weird Halloween song, and it I'm a huge DMX fan.
01:42:57 Listen to them since I was a child.
01:43:00 Follow this entire career.
01:43:01 Is it that the one that barks like a dog?
01:43:04 Yeah. So.
01:43:05 Okay, this song sounded like some shit
01:43:08 that he would fucking make it, and it was pretty fucking good.
01:43:12 And later it came out that it was AI, and they had illegally put that out.
01:43:16 And another, Christmas song as well, that,
01:43:20 it was very weird, but I'm pretty sure those are, I think, still on.
01:43:23 Well, it's time to start Halloween spirit.
01:43:26 Yeah, right.
01:43:28 Let's play that or Monster Mash or something.
01:43:31 I, I love how when I look content, but you wait.
01:43:34 You want to hear a brain fuck when you go to YouTube
01:43:36 and then in the search bar, you in on YouTube, you type in YouTube
01:43:40 because you think you're on a right on that.
01:43:43 I've done that a couple times and I just did it.
01:43:45 It is. You're a genius.
01:43:48 What happens is it created like an infinity mirror?
01:43:51 Yeah.
01:43:51 Right.
01:43:57 Yeah.
01:43:57 There's a lull. Hey, today is,
01:44:00 National Kick Butt Day.
01:44:03 Not real sugar day. It was Columbus Day.
01:44:06 That's what I call it. That scare me.
01:44:09 Come down.
01:44:11 Halloween falls.
01:44:12 Yes, it's it's the 50 year.
01:44:17 What what what what do you.
01:44:21 Yeah, we we,
01:44:23 Let's go from new light.
01:44:27 Yeah. Yeah.
01:44:29 Oh, yeah. Yeah.
01:44:31 A it's a new mixes on the scary side, but yeah.
01:44:35 Me joy as we change the fight.
01:44:37 That was the fucked up thing.
01:44:38 It was really by the fucking side down the hallway.
01:44:41 And the moon not being sketchy.
01:44:42 Solid. You free bodies through the.
01:44:44 And how was that? That.
01:44:46 Oh, that shit.
01:44:47 Pretty sure he just didn't write a horrible song to be like, dude,
01:44:50 that wasn't me. That was the the record label.
01:44:52 You say I was street trash.
01:44:53 We lost in the shuffle to shoot up the booty.
01:44:57 Trying to break Christmas in the shadows. Freaky ass compete.
01:45:00 Why blow me to gather evidence on the moon I can still bring it.
01:45:04 Cuz my fair playing home right.
01:45:06 Let's go from Miami to L.A.
01:45:09 You better make way.
01:45:11 You know, I don't know if that is the right song.
01:45:13 Home today, October 15th is National Shwarma day.
01:45:16 Oh, sure was good.
01:45:19 National esta.
01:45:22 Hey, we learned about that.
01:45:23 That's a Mexican pancake.
01:45:26 And, it's kind of awesome.
01:45:27 Remember that National cheese curd Day?
01:45:31 How can it be National Shwarma day?
01:45:32 National cheese curds at the same.
01:45:34 That's a lot of calories.
01:45:39 Okay, now they're stretching it.
01:45:40 It's also National Pharmacy Technician Day.
01:45:45 But, Screaming Jay Hawkins put a spell on there.
01:45:50 I mean, this is a much better I know I love Lucy Dan.
01:45:53 That's a guy.
01:45:59 They're.
01:46:01 Bill, go belly up.
01:46:05 Christmas Eve night.
01:46:06 A single call can never take these in fucking over with trucks
01:46:10 and join some motherfuckers. That's enough.
01:46:12 There ain't no nice on this.
01:46:14 Let's did it, you fuck on.
01:46:15 I forget the kids. That was a terrible day.
01:46:18 This, That's the one I think it's not for.
01:46:22 We can live in this light of breakfast.
01:46:23 Receive the shit can be a silent night. Oh,
01:46:29 I claim a revolt
01:46:30 in the eyes of the love for you.
01:46:36 Let's.
01:46:38 So there's also some, like,
01:46:40 some Tupac shit that's actually really fucking good.
01:46:44 And it's weird because they even use a live artists.
01:46:47 They have Snoop Dogg and The Game,
01:46:50 on the songs.
01:46:51 And it's really fucking weird how like,
01:46:53 I don't know.
01:46:54 What do you guys think of like that as far as copyright and all that?
01:46:58 Because that is where some of the outrage is going.
01:47:01 So as I shit,
01:47:04 I do, I do a lot of who owns what I do a lot of I
01:47:07 and I've noticed a little bit like if you do it,
01:47:09 there's two, two main players right now, as you know, and
01:47:12 and you can literally hear where they just make it a minor instead of a major.
01:47:16 Like, wait a minute, that's this exact song.
01:47:18 You can.
01:47:19 It's clearly scraping a song and changing it a tiny bit,
01:47:22 but pseudo is usually very original and fun.
01:47:27 But I think we
01:47:27 should talk about the comment from Ryan more than anything.
01:47:30 That said, he and the kid talked briefly and they strongly agree
01:47:34 the draw is the least funny and interesting person on the show.
01:47:37 Why do you look like that?
01:47:39 I agree, I'm not.
01:47:41 I'm not here for a fellow. You're serious?
01:47:43 You're like all serious is the reason
01:47:45 I'm on the show is not for either of the most overrated artists ever.
01:47:49 DMX, DMC is actually for a different.
01:47:51 See what he did there with the, the most overrated artist.
01:47:54 So when you talk about,
01:47:57 success, you go to album sales when,
01:48:00 when a guy, has his first five
01:48:03 albums are, number one,
01:48:07 on the charts.
01:48:09 And then he also when he first debuted, he actually,
01:48:11 came out with two albums in one year and then three albums in two years.
01:48:15 So the guy put put the work in and those are quality albums.
01:48:18 I would say that his work kind of slightly
01:48:21 towards the end of that, and then after that, you know, kind of fell off a bit.
01:48:25 But he was a big, drug addict and he wasn't, shy to be honest about it.
01:48:29 But, he was a real motherfucker.
01:48:31 And I met him on the streets of Detroit because that's literally what he does.
01:48:35 And he was just at a gas station and easy.
01:48:38 Me and,
01:48:40 he's he's talking black friend.
01:48:42 I think he's, two of his top friends, which I guess you wouldn't really
01:48:45 call them token.
01:48:46 Those Rollo and those friend who was also.
01:48:48 You have two tokens. Yeah.
01:48:49 No, you know, nobody was that cheap.
01:48:51 It was nice.
01:48:52 And I loved the I know DMX.
01:48:54 DMX is shown up in random places.
01:48:57 I watched plenty of YouTube videos of him just being at a random McDonald's
01:49:00 because he's just like, I want to stop here and so he walks in.
01:49:04 And so I saw his tour bus and I'm like, that motherfucker is there.
01:49:07 We're going there. And of course he was there.
01:49:09 He was kind of a bunch of dollar bills and looked like he was kind of,
01:49:12 tweaking a little bit.
01:49:13 And, he had a horse like stack,
01:49:14 and he was kind of right outside the gas station
01:49:16 in front of the doors, like in the middle of the where people would drive
01:49:21 to try and drawers,
01:49:23 drawers, drawers and doors.
01:49:26 Right.
01:49:30 There was talking
01:49:30 about talking of overrated bands, the doors. So,
01:49:36 oh, you want to hear a door story?
01:49:39 No, I feel like I'm talking too much.
01:49:41 Well, at least.
01:49:41 Yeah. Best part of the show? No. Yes, yes.
01:49:44 No. So I'll make it short and sweet.
01:49:45 So I ordered a like.
01:49:47 I need a new fridge and a new,
01:49:50 washing machine for the house.
01:49:52 And then I ordered some frivolous shit that I don't
01:49:54 necessarily need from Best Buy.
01:49:55 I was like, seven grand a shit.
01:49:59 I sent it to to the to the new house.
01:50:01 There was a there was an applause.
01:50:02 I sent it to the new house. Right.
01:50:04 So the appliances are going to be
01:50:05 delivered in a couple weeks because one's back order.
01:50:07 It's going to go to the new house. Right.
01:50:09 So when I woke up the next day and I went to look, it said that
01:50:12 and I paid extra to have it delivered in the next day.
01:50:14 The other items,
01:50:15 it was going to this place and I didn't put this place in the thing.
01:50:18 So I called the they use like roadie for some reason.
01:50:21 It's some kind of delivery service.
01:50:23 And so I was like on the phone with, with them while
01:50:26 also texting them while also like texting Best Buy.
01:50:30 See and number.
01:50:32 Some do the works on an app for gig work.
01:50:34 Well I 100% delivery from BestBuy.
01:50:36 Hey Beavis, we got a delivery from BestBuy right now that they were like no, no.
01:50:40 Yeah, we've corrected the address is going to go, you know. No.
01:50:42 Well guess what?
01:50:43 It showed up at the wrong address, which is here. So.
01:50:45 And I was like there.
01:50:47 And so I didn't want the stuff here because it was like $2,000 worth of shit
01:50:51 sitting in the fucking vestibule area, which is Cameron,
01:50:54 my cousin's who owned the place,
01:50:56 but at the same time, like, you can go in with the hood.
01:50:57 No one knows who the fuck you are. You just get to.
01:50:59 You just see who steals your shit at that point, right?
01:51:01 Right. Exactly.
01:51:02 So the pictures from the roadie person said that they were in the vestibule.
01:51:06 And I think it's weird because occasionally you get these.
01:51:08 I usually do with political stuff.
01:51:10 If I get a political text message, I'll text it back down and fuck off.
01:51:13 Occasionally they'll text you back, sometimes the real people that are there.
01:51:16 And so that's how I got.
01:51:18 That's why I was texting with some of the roadie service,
01:51:21 because somebody responded.
01:51:22 And so I was going back and forth, but I was also on the phone with them too.
01:51:26 I was I was told that it was there was plenty of time.
01:51:30 They've changed the address.
01:51:30 They texted it to the person, the delivery person.
01:51:33 So it gets delivered in a get got delivered here.
01:51:35 So they fooled me. Jerry.
01:51:37 Yeah we're basically so I'm like, what the fuck I and I, I'm like,
01:51:40 what the fuck. Deliver on the fucking wrong fucking address.
01:51:42 The person goes, what? Who is this?
01:51:44 And so then they call me.
01:51:45 It was the driver.
01:51:46 And I think they usually use like a reroute service
01:51:48 to like reroute the text to the person's phone.
01:51:51 And so I don't think they understood that that was a customer.
01:51:54 Yeah. And so that second
01:51:57 phone that this is the like the only human I spoke to.
01:52:00 But she was like, oh,
01:52:01 I left it in the vestibule because that's what I was supposed to do.
01:52:04 Like that's I didn't get an update on an address.
01:52:06 No one told me about it up there.
01:52:07 I almost feel like she was lying.
01:52:09 Well, dude, if you look at it from the gig work
01:52:11 special, they probably get paid the same.
01:52:12 They're like, dude, you know what? If we drop this off?
01:52:15 Yeah, because they picked it up in Roseville for week.
01:52:17 We paid.
01:52:17 If we don't drop it off or we go over to wherever the fuck you say
01:52:20 and wherever you live, it's probably not right there.
01:52:22 Yeah, but Roseville though, Shelby Township versus Roseville to
01:52:26 to a little bit more towards the west side is like a yeah, I don't know.
01:52:31 But regardless, you know, then there was that issue.
01:52:35 So my, my bitches.
01:52:36 So I drove here last night to get my packages.
01:52:39 I show up and the two packages were supposed to be
01:52:42 on the little shelf in there.
01:52:43 I don't know why she put them there.
01:52:45 That's where, like, the fucking little,
01:52:47 punch code is to get unlock the door and you can.
01:52:50 There's a little keyfob.
01:52:51 The other one was by the window, had pictures of them both.
01:52:54 I come in, no packages are in that vestibule.
01:52:57 There's two of them by my door, which were actually two iPads.
01:53:02 Someone had moved them to my butt in front of my door, which I don't know
01:53:04 why people would touch a package, but I guess they're, like, trying to help.
01:53:07 But there was no camera in front of this door.
01:53:10 There was a camera up there, right?
01:53:13 My other package, which was a fucking Roomba.
01:53:16 I couldn't there was there wasn't anywhere I thought I got stolen,
01:53:19 so I'm like, pissed, and I'm like, well, if these packages are
01:53:22 in front of my fucking door,
01:53:23 I'm just going to march around this bitch because I have no what else to do?
01:53:26 Like I it was 10:00. I was kind of
01:53:29 pota to, you
01:53:29 know, may have been drinking, may have not done.
01:53:32 I go up the stairs and then my package is sitting upstairs, beyond the railing
01:53:37 by the elevator, like nowhere near where the bitch took the picture of.
01:53:42 And so I texted my cousin this this afternoon,
01:53:44 and he goes, yeah, he goes, I don't know, dude.
01:53:45 He goes, the package thing is weird.
01:53:47 He goes, people will touch other people's packages for no fucking reason.
01:53:50 And I'm like thinking I was that's a that's a federal offense.
01:53:53 That's a felony.
01:53:54 No, nothing.
01:53:55 Somebody else is gonna use it.
01:53:56 You know, you were thinking it doesn't matter if it is not addressed to you.
01:54:00 It is a felony to to.
01:54:05 This is like I thought he could help us get a song about that.
01:54:08 That's.
01:54:10 Listen, if
01:54:11 somebody's trying to grab your package, always remember.
01:54:14 Thank you.
01:54:15 What's in your pants to go wrong?
01:54:18 Family to you.
01:54:20 Yeah.
01:54:20 So regardless, I'm trying to get to the end of this really quick,
01:54:22 so I just need a remedy.
01:54:25 So I'm here, I find the packages
01:54:27 I'm just trying to remedy because I paid extra to have them shipped here.
01:54:30 So, I'm trying to contact Best Buy, and I can only get Ahold of pants once,
01:54:36 and I tell the tech service exactly like, hey, I just want to get refunded on this.
01:54:40 It was supposed to be delivered. It wasn't.
01:54:42 It was delivered to the wrong address. They said they were supposed to fix it.
01:54:44 They didn't.
01:54:45 I just want to be reimbursed the money that I spent extra.
01:54:48 And the fucking stupid person, the other human on the end of the tech service,
01:54:53 didn't listen to a single fucking word. And he's like,
01:54:56 so what do you like?
01:54:57 He I'm like, do you not read what I wrote?
01:54:59 I'm like, did you not understand?
01:55:00 I'm like, I need it very plain and clear.
01:55:02 And so I told them, fuck off. And the text messages that I call later.
01:55:05 So I call and I talked to a human and it's like the same thing I explained exactly.
01:55:10 I just want to be refunded on the money
01:55:12 because, packages got delivered to the wrong address and I paid
01:55:15 and I had to drive an hour to just fucking go get them.
01:55:19 And, he was like,
01:55:21 oh, so you I want to verify the address of the other items
01:55:26 that are going to be shipped.
01:55:26 And I'm like, no, I already told you, those are going to the right address.
01:55:29 I just want to be reimbursed.
01:55:30 Oh, okay.
01:55:31 Well, I just want to look up the appointment to make sure.
01:55:33 And it's like, are you fucking listening to me?
01:55:35 So I told them, fuck off. And I hung up.
01:55:38 Worst customer service.
01:55:40 I'm fucking across the fucking board.
01:55:42 Like I don't even understand what the fuck happened.
01:55:43 But that's my fucking rant and my bitch for
01:55:47 everything.
01:55:47 Fuck van
01:55:49 I bought from Best Buy is because I can get
01:55:51 free, interest free financing for 18 months on my fucking credit card.
01:55:54 And that's the only reason I have a Best Buy credit card.
01:55:56 So it fuck them.
01:56:00 I was so pissed.
01:56:01 I was fucking livid. It went to the wrong fucking address.
01:56:03 The fucking assholes told me
01:56:04 it was going to be don't tell me something and it's not going to be fucking there.
01:56:07 That's fucking horseshit. It wasn't fucking there.
01:56:10 You fucking delivered to the wrong fucking address.
01:56:12 I just trying to be reimbursed,
01:56:13 you fucking asshole in the text message isn't listening.
01:56:15 The fucking asshole on the phone is just as fucking stupid.
01:56:18 And I told him then I'm like, dude, what are you?
01:56:19 Are you the same person on the text message service?
01:56:21 Because that asshole wasn't.
01:56:22 It wasn't me either.
01:56:23 I000.
01:56:28 I'm like, oh,
01:56:32 I love.
01:56:34 So I.
01:56:41 And for the son of a bitch in the comments I was shitting on draw earlier.
01:56:44 You can go fuck yourself to.
01:56:46 What was that?
01:56:47 Oh, so I'll suck your dick was like the song.
01:56:50 What the kidding me talk briefly. We strongly agree.
01:56:53 Is the in Asterix all caps least funny and or interesting person.
01:56:58 So he wants to debate are you the least funny and the least interesting?
01:57:02 Wait, the I don't know, he's really in the least interest and or it's both.
01:57:06 Or what?
01:57:07 Are you the least funny?
01:57:08 Or there's only three of us.
01:57:10 We're all on the podium for all three categories.
01:57:14 Speak for yourself.
01:57:15 I'm not either one of those two.
01:57:17 I'm sorry. Bronze.
01:57:20 I are you.
01:57:21 But there are only three of us who would say, oh, I'll make the podium.
01:57:24 I'm on the fence.
01:57:25 Back to the. I'm sorry. You're not feeling my vibe.
01:57:28 You're not feeling my mojo. You're not feeling my my zen.
01:57:30 You're not on my energy level.
01:57:32 You can't understand where the draw is coming from because,
01:57:36 yeah, I operate kind of up here, you know, I'm like, in the cloud, like.
01:57:39 Oh, like all the time.
01:57:41 Like, I don't know, like I don't people don't understand.
01:57:43 Like it's, it's funny to me up.
01:57:45 But I was very.
01:57:48 Yeah.
01:57:49 Oh oh
01:57:52 I'm like oh my God.
01:57:57 I also have to
01:58:00 like you can't talk over the drop.
01:58:02 Not a single word.
01:58:03 I'm like, oh, but zero words come out
01:58:07 when that, when that drop is going, you cannot hear a goddamn thing get hot.
01:58:10 Okay. Yeah, that makes sense.
01:58:12 The problem is, is every time we get higher, he gets higher to.
01:58:15 And he's always just that much higher.
01:58:19 Any which. What?
01:58:20 This is the flash cast on which I tell the kid
01:58:24 the flash trans owns his light like such as
01:58:29 the videos 12 five.
01:58:31 I just love this.
01:58:32 Oh, shit, I we're only on two, you said.
01:58:34 Oh crap.
01:58:35 All right, so does hurt.
01:58:36 Sorry, I'm not shit on here at all.
01:58:38 I kind of like it, but I'm just saying. So the bus style on her hair does it.
01:58:41 Does it taper to the back, or is it just that no
01:58:44 bumps on the sides just so that that is equal to the back end?
01:58:49 No. No, it's the back.
01:58:51 So it's very, so very melody.
01:58:53 That very melody.
01:58:55 Like a super all star mode.
01:58:56 But she, like, she seems to own it.
01:58:58 She's not like hiding it underneath the head or something like.
01:59:00 No, no, she means it.
01:59:01 Is it just like, do they look more like brother and sister?
01:59:04 They do like, they are like lead and 80.
01:59:08 This is our meta.
01:59:09 Are they from Montana or Utah?
01:59:11 Is she's single.
01:59:13 Are there any kids involved?
01:59:15 How old is she?
01:59:15 13. 14? 14.
01:59:18 Wow. Okay.
01:59:20 Anyway, so then anyway, that's why, man, he's pretty cool.
01:59:24 Awkward, man.
01:59:27 You're you're not in frame.
01:59:28 I'm sorry.
01:59:29 Spider-Man's cool, I don't he's usually on the Spider-Man.
01:59:33 Spider-Man? Spider-Man?
01:59:34 Spiderman is not cool.
01:59:35 I think we missed I think I started it in the middle.
01:59:38 Oh, yeah.
01:59:39 Girlfriend, I'm doing some of you.
01:59:42 So just in case
01:59:43 it wasn't geeky enough, I'm going to set this up because I may have.
01:59:46 Yeah, some of them.
01:59:47 Oh, God. About Dungeons and Dragons.
01:59:49 This is about comics.
01:59:50 And here we the girlfriend.
01:59:52 Oh, I'm doing something with you today.
01:59:55 So this is
01:59:58 for heroes.
01:59:59 Who's on in you to pick for superheroes?
02:00:01 You don't have to be in order of,
02:00:04 That's the worst.
02:00:05 But we got there on the Mount Rushmore.
02:00:07 Who's on it now?
02:00:09 Trigger warning.
02:00:09 Opinions are going to start now.
02:00:12 These are superheroes.
02:00:14 Wait.
02:00:15 Who the fuck is she?
02:00:15 Trigger warning.
02:00:16 Anybody watching?
02:00:18 Yeah.
02:00:20 So you don't. I don't like the.
02:00:22 I don't like the trigger warning, but I do like that she is is prefacing to
02:00:26 any any child that's listening that takes superheroes seriously.
02:00:30 She's kind of like, hey dipshit, it's superheroes.
02:00:33 Don't take this seriously. It's kind of what she's
02:00:35 right that I like.
02:00:37 I don't know, I think she's going after the fight.
02:00:41 I think having her on the show.
02:00:43 I can't believe you didn't mention venom.
02:00:44 What the fuck?
02:00:46 I think the kid putting her on the show, I think because I feel like I.
02:00:50 I feel like
02:00:51 the kid is going to be pushed aside and we're going to go with the girl.
02:00:55 Obviously. Can we do that? Yeah.
02:00:58 Yeah, we can.
02:00:58 We can do everyone else. I'm wrong.
02:01:00 I, so let's begin. Okay.
02:01:03 I love Doctor Strange.
02:01:05 I think he's very powerful. Yeah, he's okay.
02:01:08 She picks an oddball motherfucker I like.
02:01:10 Yeah, something like that.
02:01:12 I'm just like, oh, shit. With his finger.
02:01:13 I don't know much about Doctor Strange.
02:01:16 Anyway.
02:01:17 So then, spider man, he's pretty cool. Yeah.
02:01:21 Cumberbatch Spiderman is not very good.
02:01:24 I'm sorry, spider man.
02:01:25 I would say that, robot, I don't know.
02:01:27 He's usually know his his his like abilities are interesting, but he's not.
02:01:33 He's not him himself is not cool.
02:01:35 He's not like, oh, God, look at how old Spiderman, man.
02:01:38 Well, he's not a spider boy.
02:01:40 Oh, he's definitely a spider boy.
02:01:42 Yeah.
02:01:43 Her version in her head is young, but man, in my head he's like 50.
02:01:47 She's thinking of Tobey Maguire.
02:01:48 Is she thinking of the others? Right.
02:01:51 All the comic books.
02:01:52 He is between, like, 11 and 14, I think is the.
02:01:55 Yeah, he's a kid. Is is super nice. Yeah.
02:01:58 You're that familiar with it?
02:01:59 Somebody needs to question, your big.
02:02:01 Yeah. I mean, who's Iron Man?
02:02:03 What the fuck's his name?
02:02:05 Ironman stark. Tony stark.
02:02:08 Somebody made me question stuff.
02:02:10 Don't I?
02:02:11 No, that's Tony, Tony, Tony card.
02:02:14 Do we see Stark and Peter Parker's relationship needs to be.
02:02:18 Oh. Seriously investigated.
02:02:20 Yeah, well, I'm always in school.
02:02:23 Yeah. So he's not super reliable sometimes.
02:02:25 Yeah. He's got to do his homework. Yeah, yeah. Okay.
02:02:28 He can't say which is a minor. He needs to do his homework.
02:02:30 He's not okay.
02:02:31 Right? Yes. Right.
02:02:33 Okay. He's right about that.
02:02:35 Who the fuck is Mitch?
02:02:36 Bit of a spider, man.
02:02:38 Even though, like.
02:02:39 Oh, right.
02:02:40 Yeah. He's not he's not Marvel.
02:02:42 But Batman doesn't really do anything.
02:02:44 Batman. Well, didn't DC get
02:02:47 all the same?
02:02:47 If you have that opinion, I guess. No.
02:02:49 You know, I say Batman's the one with real balls because he doesn't.
02:02:52 He's a power.
02:02:55 Yeah, yeah.
02:02:56 He's just he's guys just got money.
02:02:58 That's also Iron Man.
02:03:00 Super power. Ironman.
02:03:02 Ironman super super old guy.
02:03:05 The old guy with the terribly well, the vast fortunes.
02:03:10 Can't believe that these guys that break out into these weird debates.
02:03:12 But between Iron Man and Batman. Isn't that the show?
02:03:15 I thought this is the show.
02:03:16 There's no comparison because Iron Man does all the shit by himself.
02:03:20 He may have an AI assistant, but who still in Batman kicks his ass?
02:03:25 Who builds
02:03:25 all Batman shit though it's not him, he just orders some slave to do it right?
02:03:29 I mean, that's what I said.
02:03:31 It's from Wayne Enterprises.
02:03:32 Literally black man that lives in a cave, right?
02:03:35 Blackman.
02:03:35 Morgan Freeman, Morgan Freeman, if you're that old, but somebody.
02:03:40 Freeman.
02:03:41 Freeman for you. Yeah.
02:03:44 The irony there, right?
02:03:46 No. Third one of my Mount Rushmore.
02:03:48 Freeman. Sure.
02:03:49 This shouldn't have all of their last names. Yeah.
02:03:54 And it was not free.
02:03:55 If you know anything about the story of how they ended slavery,
02:03:57 the rich people got paid out, and it should not be.
02:04:00 The accounts got closed and our government taxes paid that shit.
02:04:04 Well, the funny thing is, is the funny thing
02:04:06 is, is it should not be that all of their last names
02:04:08 that you would actually if that were to be their last names, it would be maybe like
02:04:11 1% of their last names.
02:04:15 It's always the 1%. Oh.
02:04:16 Oh yeah, you're right. So.
02:04:18 Oh yeah, you're right.
02:04:19 So Doctor Strange and then I was thinking,
02:04:21 oh, I don't really care for Captain America though.
02:04:24 Well, we'll do, Captain America.
02:04:27 Yeah. He's cool.
02:04:29 Very cool. Here.
02:04:30 Deadpool is a queer teen Wonder woman.
02:04:33 Sure, because she's wonderful.
02:04:35 I don't know shit about superheroes.
02:04:36 Okay, so we got Doctor Strange, Deadpool, who's a green lady.
02:04:42 She-Hulk?
02:04:43 No, no.
02:04:45 Oh, Gamora. She's.
02:04:47 And then she like Sodom and Gomorrah.
02:04:50 Yeah. You you actually got it, right?
02:04:52 Okay.
02:04:53 Guardians of the Galaxy.
02:04:54 All right, the raccoon. Wait. Okay.
02:04:57 Oh. Rocket raccoon.
02:04:59 Right as well.
02:05:00 So that was from the Bible.
02:05:02 Rabbit,
02:05:05 Sprocket.
02:05:06 Rabbit. Ratchet, whatever his name is.
02:05:08 Raccoon, I don't know, but Guardians of the Galaxy.
02:05:11 The raccoon got you? Probably.
02:05:12 Yeah. Okay. Thanks, rocket.
02:05:15 Any any song or,
02:05:18 album that it made by a girl?
02:05:22 Oh, she laughs immediately.
02:05:23 Oh, yeah. Very women. Hey, Taylor Swift.
02:05:27 Oh, who's that one?
02:05:27 Oh, no. You're going to get tackled.
02:05:29 You know what?
02:05:30 I'm going to say it in order for you anyway.
02:05:33 Are you sure you do not.
02:05:37 Oh my God, you're happy you're on thin ice.
02:05:40 Hey, nice.
02:05:41 I'm not a woman, but she's going to go off about Pink Floyd like he was 70s.
02:05:45 And she's going to go on about Dolly Parton.
02:05:47 Like was gone in the fucking.
02:05:49 I can't say that sounds like I'm a wait.
02:05:51 So if you weren't born when the art happened or was created,
02:05:55 you're not allowed to admire, you're just appreciating
02:05:57 or even getting fired and appreciated for for you to pretend like,
02:06:00 you know, like some kind of history because you read about it and some fucking
02:06:03 some super fans boner fucking book like it's so stupid.
02:06:08 You don't, you don't understand like the like for me just
02:06:11 it's from from from the year I was born.
02:06:15 Like the whole 90s grunge era is like my wheelhouse of music.
02:06:19 If you want to know about that, I can tell you about what that experience was like.
02:06:23 I know, and how popular that music was.
02:06:25 A lot of people from your generation in the Generation
02:06:27 after don't like that music.
02:06:28 I understand that I, I'm not going to argue with that.
02:06:31 That's just fine.
02:06:32 I can only tell you what it was like to be around as a, as a kid,
02:06:36 hearing these songs on the radio, how popular they were in school,
02:06:40 how much you talked about them, played them with your friends,
02:06:43 they played on the radio.
02:06:44 It was it was you learn the lyrics, you saw the videos on TV.
02:06:47 It's a whole being that becomes of it
02:06:51 rather than just you hearing about it second hand, third hand, fourth and fifth.
02:06:54 And one of the fires, it would be secondhand, but
02:06:57 you have no way, man idea of the context of what I felt about.
02:07:02 I understand the Beatles were great.
02:07:04 I have no idea
02:07:05 what it was like to be around when they were doing in their heyday.
02:07:08 Zero zero idea.
02:07:10 I'm not going to pretend the benefit of your argument
02:07:12 is that only thing that you yeah that you there's a plus to experiencing them live.
02:07:16 Other than that I disagree.
02:07:17 It's not no not live just saying that
02:07:19 just actually living in the moment versus hearing about the moment.
02:07:23 You can right there.
02:07:24 It captures the human being.
02:07:26 Is the collection of experience like 911?
02:07:29 It's like hearing about 911 rather than being in the moment.
02:07:32 It makes you want to wake up certain around you.
02:07:36 Like that's why.
02:07:37 That's why people shed tears for like, events and shit.
02:07:40 And when I hear about it, I just kind of go, oh, that's that's interesting.
02:07:45 Then I
02:07:46 have plaid sweatshirt around my waist day and like, you know, shit.
02:07:50 Like, damn, I got a of my costume.
02:07:54 Roll the clip. Right?
02:07:55 Like, sure, the Holocaust was crazy, but I'm not going to say like like, oh,
02:07:59 they're female, you know, gorilla.
02:08:04 Brother.
02:08:04 What the, make it look chlorella.
02:08:06 I'm not, I can't, I can't see that.
02:08:08 Sounds like I'm a racist calling a female.
02:08:22 Disclaimer
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02:08:50 Let's get jabber, the sole jabber of our discourse,
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02:09:18 No gibber say not even grandmas.
02:09:20 Apple pie artist. What did he say?
02:09:25 Okay, okay.
02:09:27 All right. Wait. Hold on. Well, it's on the top of my head.
02:09:29 I got a challenge for the kid, and it's not really a challenge.
02:09:32 I just want to hear. About what?
02:09:33 Like what you're doing in the moment.
02:09:34 Like, anything that, like you actively do, or you're someone interested
02:09:38 and you can even hedge towards making yourself sound good. That's fine.
02:09:41 I just I just want to hear something actively like you've participated.
02:09:45 That was either part of your, like, existence, rather than living in the past
02:09:49 or grasping from some like, story you heard from somebody that probably may
02:09:53 or may not be credible.
02:09:53 Because when you hear the story here, here,
02:09:57 when you hear stories from band mates and stuff, you get a mixed bag of stories,
02:10:01 and then you hear stories
02:10:03 from that echo beyond that road crew and stuff like that and producers.
02:10:07 So you're just taking a conglomeration of all these stories.
02:10:10 And so you have you really have no idea what the fuck is.
02:10:14 That's why I'm on the show.
02:10:15 You son of a bitch.
02:10:26 Ladies and gentlemen,
02:10:30 let's get ready to.
02:10:34 Rumble!
02:10:35 I hope that you ready to rumble.
02:10:37 I hope you're ready to rumble.
02:10:39 Oh, no no no no, wait, wait.
02:10:42 I just think there's a million stories in a million books
02:10:44 and a million documentaries that go over what the kid just said.
02:10:47 So it's like, who gives a fuck at this point?
02:10:49 If you want to watch it, go ahead, learn about it.
02:10:51 Move on.
02:10:53 So don't know.
02:10:53 I don't like.
02:10:54 However, let me hear about something now.
02:10:56 However you experience art doesn't have to be in the now.
02:10:59 I don't think it has to be in the now.
02:11:00 You're taken away so much history.
02:11:02 Learn a lot from history to be even look to be even more.
02:11:05 One side the art. Try to get that.
02:11:08 Really the reason I don't like grunge and I've quietly, patiently waited
02:11:12 isn't even because of grunge is fall.
02:11:13 It's because it was the ruining of music and life and that kind of entertainment
02:11:17 as I know it. The way you say it, I see it. The reverse.
02:11:20 That was when Satellite radio and Howard Stern
02:11:23 ruined everything, where Riff and Wheels used to compete on
02:11:27 who had the hardest rock,
02:11:29 and they would have local people on for at least a couple hours a day.
02:11:32 There was even a station called it.
02:11:34 It was like the local Avondale Radio High School that played Metallica,
02:11:38 and nobody was playing Metallica. It was amazing.
02:11:40 It was like our little thing.
02:11:41 And now,
02:11:42 because of the internet, as soon as anybody,
02:11:44 anybody farts and it's cool, the whole world, a billion people know it
02:11:47 and it's shared and it's like, yeah, like I said earlier, for a second I didn't.
02:11:51 I couldn't remember something. I didn't Google it.
02:11:52 I enjoyed not knowing.
02:11:54 I don't know, I just modern times isn't all it's cracked up to be.
02:11:57 I sound like the well, get off my lawn guy.
02:11:58 But yeah, yeah, you can see it.
02:12:00 My right so and like go to go one step further.
02:12:03 So like if you take something like Michelangelo
02:12:04 and you know you look at you like, you fucker,
02:12:06 you weren't around those two, what, 200 BCE, right?
02:12:10 You were.
02:12:11 You had no idea what that meant. It used to be painted.
02:12:13 It didn't used to be fucking look like marble. Even.
02:12:16 But to take away your experience of that isn't fair.
02:12:20 It's it.
02:12:21 Sure, you might not be in the moment, but I've experienced so much art on my own.
02:12:26 People send me videos and I was like, what the fuck?
02:12:28 But then if you stumble upon something,
02:12:29 it seems to be so much more magical and interesting to you.
02:12:31 And you're like, wow, look what I discovered.
02:12:33 Even though you didn't really discover it, you feel like you didn't.
02:12:34 It gives you more satisfaction.
02:12:37 I agree, that's fine,
02:12:38 but I, I usually, for a while I was looking at
02:12:43 like like looking at what looks to me as a light or a it's me.
02:12:46 I'm looking for.
02:12:49 What did you be looking for?
02:12:50 Oh, you were talking about glow. Really?
02:12:51 Which, What was I going to say? Oh.
02:12:53 What's glow? Rilla? She's a rapper.
02:12:56 The rapper.
02:12:57 So. So the fact that I don't know, that makes me feel better.
02:13:01 Not worse.
02:13:02 No, it's.
02:13:03 I've never heard a single song I can name. Oh, right.
02:13:05 That way I remember now. That's why we had to go to Rumble.
02:13:07 Because you're going to talk.
02:13:08 Yeah. Gorilla. You,
02:13:11 That's a good segway for what he say.
02:13:13 Two, I got three. What he says that are great.
02:13:15 Yeah, we'll we'll save it. Because George got something to say.
02:13:17 You can't wait to say no, I forgot.
02:13:19 I already forgot because we said bird like, three times since then, so I'm.
02:13:23 No, I'm not going to. I'm not going to struggle though.
02:13:24 Oh, listen to my girlfriend.
02:13:26 No rapper. Okay. Yeah. This is where it started. Really?
02:13:31 Megan Thee Stallion, look it up.
02:13:34 Cardi B yeah, yeah.
02:13:36 So the rap, but at the same time.
02:13:40 Okay. It's popular.
02:13:41 So what are you going to what are you going to do?
02:13:43 You know, does that make it as valid?
02:13:46 This is the other thing I got to call you out on.
02:13:47 You keep talking about talking about metrics with the sales.
02:13:50 I'm saying that Brady baseball more money than you or I have off of music.
02:13:55 And we spent quite a lot of time talking about music, even back in the day
02:13:58 when you used to have to go to Kmart and leave through.
02:14:00 It doesn't mean that no Sony used to hire people.
02:14:03 They would give kids five bucks an hour to go buy shit to make the numbers go.
02:14:06 Michael Jackson
02:14:07 bought over half of his own records to beat all the rights, so he sucked.
02:14:12 So you're saying he suck them?
02:14:13 No, no, no, not that at all.
02:14:14 How do you say Michael Jackson suck?
02:14:16 That's a great thank you for saying that. No.
02:14:18 Whether he sucks or not is completely personally up to you.
02:14:21 And how you experience it is completely and personally up to you.
02:14:23 Yeah, but if they want to take point,
02:14:25 you want to mention personal credit money and top ten.
02:14:29 That's the popularity or lying is not value is.
02:14:33 It's the unbiased factor. It is.
02:14:36 Oh my god he unbiased. So biased.
02:14:37 Yes, it is rigged. It's so bad.
02:14:39 If you're willing to put a dollar towards something
02:14:42 that is an unbiased calculation.
02:14:46 Yeah I don't think on the matter that it's the artist himself buying it either.
02:14:49 If only a certain amount of people like your shit, then
02:14:53 that's all you're going to get.
02:14:55 And if more and more people like streamer, that is more the extreme of that.
02:14:58 Some artist comes out, he buys everything, he breaks all the records.
02:15:01 And so you're saying thriller?
02:15:02 He bought his own albums on thriller.
02:15:05 Or are you saying he bought like him?
02:15:06 I'm Jack Jackson's project, I don't.
02:15:09 All right. First of all, factually, everything I say is out of my head.
02:15:11 It could be completely. I could see him buying
02:15:14 some black and white.
02:15:15 It was when he was on his downfall.
02:15:16 It was the Black and White album.
02:15:18 Okay, good.
02:15:20 That was a good.
02:15:20 That's not maybe it's not even called the Black and White Album,
02:15:22 but I know if you're black or if you're black or white.
02:15:25 Doubt. Yeah, right. There was a beautiful video.
02:15:27 The kid wouldn't know nothing about that if he thought he was.
02:15:29 Also need to know Jackson's.
02:15:31 You know, I'm not a Michael Jackson aficionado,
02:15:33 but I know that I lived in that era where in that video was on on television.
02:15:37 That was a fucking remarkable video.
02:15:38 That was they had a lot of fucking money in it.
02:15:40 It was interesting.
02:15:42 Do you know how you can tell music sucks?
02:15:43 He looked like a bag started to look like a woman.
02:15:45 You could hear a sound. That sounds terrible. No. That song.
02:15:47 You hear a song back in the day. The right time.
02:15:50 I could pick a couple of classic rock artists.
02:15:52 You could hear it one time and be like, ooh, including Pink Floyd.
02:15:55 Yeah, like the other reason you like it is because you've heard it 500 times.
02:16:00 It's popular.
02:16:01 Please have a song.
02:16:03 It's blasted in your Spotify feed.
02:16:05 You don't even know why or it's blessed, right?
02:16:07 I like that, please, please, please song.
02:16:09 Yes, I want to get boo boo boo
02:16:13 doop.
02:16:13 Do sounds like the most synthesized bullshit.
02:16:17 And now instead of people in offices are that are gauging the statistics,
02:16:20 we have algorithms that are that are fine tuning it and refining it to the point
02:16:24 where it's just going to be buzz and we won't even fuck.
02:16:26 Now, I would say that some the AI voice
02:16:29 that was used in the in the intro was like, this is awesome.
02:16:33 A very, very good sounding rap voice.
02:16:37 Like, if that person,
02:16:39 whoever voice that or whatever voice that's mimicking or whoever built that,
02:16:43 like that's your kind of they were going for that,
02:16:46 that rap voice that has that 100%, that voice.
02:16:50 I still remember when the Michael Jackson thriller video came out,
02:16:53 and not just my immediate family, but my entire extended fam.
02:16:56 We, my cousins, my grandparents, everybody got together.
02:17:01 And God, had we had
02:17:04 MTV promoted the shit out of that for months.
02:17:07 Right hand. It was like a movie.
02:17:09 Yeah, I remember it, but I don't know.
02:17:12 We had a whole family gathering where we all got.
02:17:15 We had a meal and everything planned around this one.
02:17:18 Right?
02:17:19 Kid has no idea what like you know, there's no way you remember it
02:17:23 because it was
02:17:23 he was like, oh, I know Michael Jackson, and I know the story of Michael Jackson.
02:17:27 And I hear things about people that said, oh, sure.
02:17:30 You know, time, like,
02:17:33 time out.
02:17:34 I know you're ripping on him really well right now,
02:17:36 but you're not allowed to talk about Michael Jackson's Thriller
02:17:38 because it happened before you were born.
02:17:39 It wasn't in the now, that's fine.
02:17:41 100%, I agree. You have no idea. Right?
02:17:45 I just remember listening to the record in my mom's basement after the fact
02:17:48 and kind of going like, oh, this is weird.
02:17:50 So you're trying something on you. So.
02:17:52 Yeah, exactly. You experienced it in your own person.
02:17:54 I just remember this is a weird, interesting song.
02:17:56 I don't know the history of Michael Jackson and fucking ABC 1235.
02:18:01 I had no idea any of that shit.
02:18:03 I didn't understand personal experience.
02:18:05 Even if you don't know the backstory or fucking.
02:18:07 Yeah, you know, I just know that's some kind of weird Halloween song, like,
02:18:11 I don't fucking know. Yeah, right, I don't know.
02:18:13 So I didn't know him either.
02:18:14 I got introduced and I was like, wow, this is pretty cool.
02:18:16 And I actually went backwards.
02:18:17 I think it was cool.
02:18:18 I just got off the wall.
02:18:20 So back in the day, we used to have these vinyls, like the dance was like,
02:18:25 and after the needle would start playing, the sound would come out vibrating
02:18:27 somehow through, and it would pick up through this big
02:18:31 horn.
02:18:32 No, I'm not that old.
02:18:33 It wasn't a one of those
02:18:35 had to crank it.
02:18:37 Yeah.
02:18:37 So anyways, and I remember hearing, Laurie just talking about thriller,
02:18:41 and then I actually bought off the wall and I was like,
02:18:44 I had no idea that I was the same guy, because, I mean, it was serious.
02:18:47 It was before whatever reason, I never bought a single.
02:18:49 I never bought a single Michael Jackson, anything I bought, oh, I have,
02:18:54 I still have both those I bought those record whatever.
02:18:58 I did a lot of things on those records.
02:18:59 I mean, I listened to those records a lot.
02:19:02 So like my, my, my album buying or acquiring started with like,
02:19:07 hold on a second time out album they do before you were born.
02:19:11 You have no say.
02:19:11 I want to hear your stuff when you're in Green Day.
02:19:14 Dookie.
02:19:15 CDs. Green dookie, Nirvana.
02:19:18 Bleach.
02:19:20 Smells like teen spirit.
02:19:22 Pearl jam, ten.
02:19:24 Hold on a second time.
02:19:25 What else?
02:19:25 You never heard music that wasn't compressed into some chains?
02:19:28 What was that?
02:19:32 Did I go too far?
02:19:33 Right. There's selling vinyl right.
02:19:34 Placing on the cover.
02:19:36 What was the whole grains fucking album?
02:19:38 And they sound like shit, by the way. Records and shit.
02:19:40 But the whole point is, it's weird.
02:19:42 You went to records because I immediately in my head go to live, live?
02:19:45 Well, that's what it's all the same shit.
02:19:46 It's like orchestra said it the other day. Same shit.
02:19:49 Have you ever seen a hockey game I've ever seen?
02:19:51 I was just that. My grandma calls it a Frigidaire.
02:19:53 I've said a million times, our grandma call it a Frigidaire.
02:19:55 But even though it's a refrigerator, because the first brand.
02:19:57 Oh, no, it was called. I'm not talking video or recording.
02:20:00 I'm talking he said record as, oh, you call a recording, it's a call.
02:20:04 No, I don't mean a record or a record.
02:20:08 In my head, I actually yes, that's what I'm talking about.
02:20:12 That was the the best way to hear music is a live performance.
02:20:17 It depends if the fuck if it could be miked up
02:20:19 shitty like the bell and they could have a shitty fucking,
02:20:23 and you're seeing the wrong live performance.
02:20:26 Could be there could be echo in the in the venue.
02:20:28 It's all depends on the acoustics.
02:20:30 I go back to my experience with hockey.
02:20:32 If you've ever seen hockey live on the glass, it is night and day.
02:20:36 Different than watching hockey on TV is still okay. But you can.
02:20:39 Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
02:20:42 You just prove my point.
02:20:43 It's too fast. What?
02:20:45 Yeah, but it's different. It's not the same.
02:20:48 You got to be in the moment, motherfucker, or else.
02:20:49 But it's the same moment on TV.
02:20:51 It's the same moment as being in there. I'm just talking the visual.
02:20:53 You get used?
02:20:55 Fuck, no.
02:20:56 So you get to choose to follow the fucking.
02:20:58 Yeah, you choose that.
02:21:00 It's not altogether different.
02:21:01 Well, you get to choose where you're watching for sure.
02:21:03 Instead of the camera man.
02:21:05 I mean, like description.
02:21:08 So we're on YouTube.
02:21:09 We're gonna put that we're going to put that on the disclaimer.
02:21:12 Well, that advertisement I get where you look come watch live.
02:21:17 You get to choose where you look.
02:21:19 Come on, we got more videos.
02:21:20 You get to show me the play.
02:21:29 You just choose where you.
02:21:30 In Kentucky after officers found a dismembered body in her yard.
02:21:34 As it turns out, it was her mother.
02:21:37 And I want to warn you, these details are disturbing.
02:21:39 It happened on someone. Looks like she drinks a bit in Maine.
02:21:42 All of that. Kentucky.
02:21:43 A small town northeast of Lexington.
02:21:46 According to arrest citations, two men went to a house.
02:21:50 They came up with the kid and news fields.
02:21:53 Oh, okay.
02:21:54 They got there. They reported to police.
02:21:55 They found the dismembered body of Trudy Fields in the yard.
02:21:59 It seems like her daughter, Paulina Fields, had something to do with it.
02:22:04 When Kentucky state. Oh, shit.
02:22:06 They found the body mattress and drag marks.
02:22:10 That's fucking all right.
02:22:11 A drag man hired to drag said the daughter
02:22:14 was casting spells on them the night before.
02:22:17 Oh, troopers found her.
02:22:19 She was covered in blood to Arlena.
02:22:21 Fields is charged with.
02:22:22 Are we sure it's a woman? And tampering with evidence?
02:22:26 It might have been a what's the what's a witch?
02:22:27 Is a sorcerer a wizard?
02:22:29 No. I,
02:22:32 what's a male witch?
02:22:33 As they were a warlock.
02:22:35 That's it.
02:22:39 Put a spell on You by Screamin Jay Hawkins.
02:22:42 Here, I got it.
02:22:47 No need for this.
02:22:50 That his name was. Heard it.
02:22:52 Yeah, totally. Any interesting?
02:22:55 Probably brought to you by Pat is a woman.
02:22:59 I would say is really good.
02:23:01 Beyonce had that album that just came under the covers.
02:23:04 Awful.
02:23:04 Yeah, but she's almost naked on the cover, so I really like.
02:23:07 Oh, no. No. Yeah.
02:23:08 Well, if that's the case, then we got to give Samantha Fox a fucking Grammy, right?
02:23:13 Did he beat off to the cover? Did he beat off to the cover?
02:23:15 The man to Fox? I beat up her, like, cover.
02:23:18 Which album was it? Which which album is not?
02:23:19 The Fox had the hottest cover.
02:23:21 Three show it cover I ever fucking saw.
02:23:24 Which wasn't even.
02:23:25 It wasn't even.
02:23:26 It was a white t shirt in like, cut off jeans.
02:23:28 But that's an artist, Samantha something, or that's a model Samantha Fox.
02:23:32 Yeah, that was the artist.
02:23:34 Yep. What song is she saying?
02:23:36 I have no idea. It's not one.
02:23:40 What's her?
02:23:41 Lana Del Rey has her boobs out on an album cover, and that's one of my favorite
02:23:46 grunge girls.
02:23:47 She has her own cover with their, comes out.
02:23:50 Okay. That's my favorite album of all time. Yeah.
02:23:53 She fell in love about the night, I wonder why.
02:23:56 Hey, what about that one Nirvana? No reason.
02:23:59 Oh, yeah.
02:23:59 Never mind. With the baby's penis.
02:24:03 That's like top five.
02:24:04 I think you're in my class.
02:24:05 Those run up to you and randomly show it to you.
02:24:07 Well, remember that guy who ended up suing Nirvana for.
02:24:11 Yeah, the the baby.
02:24:12 Why did he. Well, that kid is puny weenie.
02:24:15 Oh, I brought there was show and tell and
02:24:19 baby penis, and I did not show the cover.
02:24:21 Yeah, it it hit the cover.
02:24:23 I don't think you want it.
02:24:24 Is there any more questions, or is that the music teacher?
02:24:27 When?
02:24:27 Where's your cover? And I'm like, oh, I lost it.
02:24:29 Gina. That's underrated.
02:24:31 I comic comedy is funny in threes.
02:24:33 So I'm going to say a genre that has any, any music that's written by a woman,
02:24:37 oh woman, oh women, oh women know what a woman any any
02:24:42 you get away from funny and towards offensive. No.
02:24:45 How is it offensive to call, women female artists under it?
02:24:50 I just call them underrated. Oh, they're not.
02:24:53 Oh. This is a bitch. No,
02:25:00 I just wonder why people watch these survival videos.
02:25:03 He said female. What is she just.
02:25:05 Why does she have a really, really fake tattoo?
02:25:09 I don't think they're fake.
02:25:10 They're 100% fake.
02:25:12 You can just tell. Look at her nose.
02:25:13 Look at her nose and her hips and around her knees.
02:25:15 Man, look how much they, just kind of stay in place.
02:25:18 Other kind of rock.
02:25:20 There's no bra. It looks like Warner Bros.
02:25:22 Oh, she's 22 years old.
02:25:25 No, no, no, there's there's going to be, All right, you know what?
02:25:28 Okay, that's very unfair.
02:25:30 You ruined every other magic trick for me.
02:25:31 But that's it.
02:25:35 That one I will not stand for.
02:25:37 Do not. Do not fake. Oh, woman.
02:25:40 Look how you look like.
02:25:41 They look like two.
02:25:42 Like they look two solid. Three.
02:25:46 They would jiggle more.
02:25:47 They look like they're just you.
02:25:49 They look rocks in there. Like they she rocks in there.
02:25:52 My way.
02:25:52 Where you want to do this the rest of the night?
02:25:53 No, I mean, she took her shirt off.
02:25:56 You could see the strong reactions from the bags.
02:25:58 That's how baggy that is.
02:26:00 See, especially when they move like that.
02:26:02 I don't know, they move together because they're fucking.
02:26:05 They're just.
02:26:05 There's no, like extra.
02:26:07 There's no wavy wiggle. It's just a side to side.
02:26:09 That's rape.
02:26:09 Girls.
02:26:10 We're going to have to see a right.
02:26:12 Can we,
02:26:15 can we get her? I don't know when she watch.
02:26:16 When can we get her off?
02:26:17 Which is her first time through here.
02:26:20 When she pulls the hammer.
02:26:21 I can keep watching this, I'm sure.
02:26:23 Look at her hips when she pulls the hammer up.
02:26:25 And look how low they are.
02:26:26 Look how low they are.
02:26:28 That's because they're jammed full.
02:26:31 Full of what kind of silicone?
02:26:33 It's a bag. They're bagged out.
02:26:36 Oh, I guess they are kind of low. So
02:26:39 I. I'll get it. That one.
02:26:41 That won't give you that argument. One shot.
02:26:44 I just feel like they're there.
02:26:46 Let's watch it again.
02:26:47 So I can also say that
02:26:50 there's, there's there's hundreds of these
02:26:53 if you want to if you want really women with fake titties.
02:26:55 Yes. Correct. They're all no, they're all her.
02:26:58 They're all her.
02:27:04 Initials.
02:27:05 They're all her.
02:27:07 My lord, come on.
02:27:09 We've got a lot more videos to get through.
02:27:11 I recorded a lot.
02:27:13 We still have got to go to do this.
02:27:15 When was this? Saturday.
02:27:17 My birthday. So why don't you?
02:27:19 I wasn't invited, yes, you were live on air.
02:27:24 What did he say?
02:27:26 What she saying?
02:27:29 I don't care.
02:27:29 I don't play that other song called Real Niggas.
02:27:34 Why do you guys call yourself this word that we have?
02:27:37 We do. You didn't give us his name now.
02:27:40 But right now, in society, you guys are calling yourself bloggers.
02:27:44 A lot more like we didn't give ourselves.
02:27:46 Not say that come this year.
02:27:49 The reason I put the HRA that I know
02:27:52 I've never heard is like saying how people and words we will.
02:27:55 You have another song called Real Niggas.
02:27:59 Do you have the Haitian Edwards?
02:28:03 Wow. Do
02:28:04 share with you.
02:28:05 I should have pulled it up rather than asking.
02:28:07 I wasn't sure if you had that.
02:28:08 No new voices.
02:28:10 We don't need the Haitian.
02:28:12 We got words.
02:28:13 We got more and more and more.
02:28:15 This is the segment, literally.
02:28:17 What he said. What did he say?
02:28:22 Oh, I got no sound.
02:28:23 Is this. Is this what I think it may be?
02:28:26 Now? This is baseball.
02:28:27 Never mind. Domino day today.
02:28:30 League museum. Ooh
02:28:34 Arthur Bryant's Barbie.
02:28:36 We had a phenomenal day today.
02:28:40 League museum and Arthur Bryant nigga.
02:28:46 Interesting.
02:28:46 That was recently. Oh.
02:28:50 That's just crazy.
02:28:52 And they said America, the racism is dying.
02:28:55 This is horseshit.
02:28:56 This is why we need fucking this bitch in the white, white office.
02:29:00 He got the whole damn
02:29:04 Kabbalah.
02:29:06 We're done. I appreciate both your voices.
02:29:08 I am still, the more I've sat here and listen to the fact
02:29:11 that somebody use the N-word on the show.
02:29:15 What she saying it is not okay.
02:29:20 It is not okay.
02:29:20 Charles Kaiser, I respect you.
02:29:22 I enjoy having you on as a guest, but,
02:29:26 not okay.
02:29:27 By the way, the claim, that that that Mr.
02:29:30 Bannon used the N-word. I've never heard of this. Literally.
02:29:33 So there's that.
02:29:35 She was like a she sounded really fake.
02:29:36 It first sounded like it sounded really fake at first.
02:29:41 I think she forced the tears at that point.
02:29:43 And then they had to sound more emotional because she knew how fake it sounded.
02:29:47 Yeah.
02:29:48 She started to think about her grandmother died, and then she's just like, for you.
02:29:51 It was it was reasonably well executed.
02:29:53 Believe.
02:29:54 Think.
02:29:57 Wait.
02:29:58 I mean, don't wait.
02:30:01 Here.
02:30:01 This is what we should have a contest.
02:30:04 Who can cry? Who can cry?
02:30:05 Who can cry? I'm coming in first.
02:30:08 We do have a contest.
02:30:09 Who can masturbate and come first.
02:30:10 Here's the context.
02:30:12 Here's the context. Just in case.
02:30:14 Because this show, this show likes to do fact checking in context.
02:30:19 I just want to let everyone know first, right?
02:30:20 Don't choose at I put the air on it.
02:30:23 Emphasize the all the
02:30:27 okay so this guy so you know, how do you know
02:30:30 how I feel about saying the N-word?
02:30:32 Did they already say it?
02:30:33 Because my man on the left looks like it was already said.
02:30:36 If you just are referring to the word out of context,
02:30:39 there's anything wrong with it.
02:30:40 I think the stigma on it is more dangerous than the actual saying of the word.
02:30:44 It's my opinion.
02:30:46 I don't want support. Here we go.
02:30:47 The alt right don't choose as a white House counselor, counselor.
02:30:51 A man who uses the word we learned in the Guardian today.
02:30:54 Oh, they believe it. Which which version did he just use?
02:30:57 Hang on a second.
02:30:58 I appreciate you going through all of this, but which version did he use?
02:31:03 The white House.
02:31:04 What do you mean? Let's watch his mouth. Watch his mouth, watch his mouth.
02:31:06 I want to see. Hold on. Is that a or a er at the,
02:31:11 Sure.
02:31:11 It was a slur.
02:31:13 Counselor, a man who uses the word we learned in the Guardian.
02:31:17 They even cut the video. They cut the video?
02:31:19 No, they cut the video to even to not show you what the end of that is.
02:31:22 It's.
02:31:23 Hey, I don't care if he said if he said either way,
02:31:26 because he's not saying it, he's referring to the other person.
02:31:30 It was the quote that Brady was talking about.
02:31:33 It's a quote, right?
02:31:34 And if we're in a society now where you can't,
02:31:36 if somebody walks up to you and says you are a fag
02:31:39 and you're like, dude, he just called me a fag
02:31:40 and you get in trouble by somebody or judged by somebody like that.
02:31:44 I'm just saying, I'm just telling you what he said there.
02:31:47 That the fuck is wrong with that?
02:31:49 All right.
02:31:50 I don't think there's any.
02:31:51 Well, if it's wrong for him to say it, isn't it wrong for you to repeat it?
02:31:56 Good point. That's even a better point.
02:31:58 So this gentleman on the right, the white gentleman, is offended
02:32:00 by, is offended by a constituent who said the N-word.
02:32:03 Yeah, right. So he's going ahead and doing so.
02:32:06 Let me ask you this.
02:32:07 Do we get to a point in this video where we see how outraged the black man is?
02:32:11 Or is it only the white? No.
02:32:12 The only thing we can see with him is watch his eyes. Watch his eyes.
02:32:15 They're normal.
02:32:15 Is it only the white lady that's outraged for the black man?
02:32:19 Yeah. Why is it always this way?
02:32:21 But his eye, he definitely reacts.
02:32:22 It's cut, but watch his eyes support the alt right.
02:32:25 Don't choose as a white House counselor.
02:32:28 Counselor.
02:32:29 A man who uses the word we learned in the Guardian today.
02:32:32 You can't tell they cut it right when he blinks.
02:32:35 Yeah, I don't know. His eyes. His eyes? Your eyes. When
02:32:38 he's bright a little, he's, you know, because he's like, God damn.
02:32:40 And he got me his eyebrows.
02:32:42 They're inquisitive.
02:32:43 He's like, I'm allowed to use that word for.
02:32:45 What are you saying?
02:32:47 Is he talking about this guy?
02:32:49 What did he say? Oh.
02:32:53 Kind of looks like him.
02:32:55 He kind of looks like the.
02:32:56 What did he say? Go.
02:32:57 They haven't gone in that his face, then.
02:32:59 Like putting him.
02:33:04 Like I say, those are some huge fucking ears on my man.
02:33:07 Like, yeah, you know what he does?
02:33:09 He kind of looks like sugar Ray Leonard.
02:33:11 Sugar Leonard.
02:33:12 I was gonna say, like,
02:33:14 Gloria, I'm not real.
02:33:16 I was thinking Meadowlark Lemon.
02:33:18 I was seeing the woman.
02:33:19 The rapper Gloria Thriller was released in 1982, by the way.
02:33:25 So I was born in 84. So?
02:33:29 So that's not.
02:33:30 I remember it as a newborn then.
02:33:31 I remember that art.
02:33:33 That artwork is just not for you. You are not allowed to.
02:33:36 That's fine.
02:33:36 No, I, I, I cannot tell you about those.
02:33:41 I'm not going to tell you I took a five year contraction and I'm mocking.
02:33:44 I'm sorry.
02:33:45 I'm not even going to tell you about the life of Kurt Cobain or the life of
02:33:49 the daily lives.
02:33:51 Oh, hold on, it doesn't work that way.
02:33:54 I lived through that. You don't have to tell me about that.
02:33:56 I was there, but I don't. It's.
02:33:58 I'm just like, back boner up over some shit.
02:34:01 Unless you're going to for write a fucking book
02:34:02 and make some money off of it, or you got some kind of
02:34:06 podcast about something, I don't understand why you're like,
02:34:09 I guess he did have a podcast about something, so I'll give him that.
02:34:12 But he memorized it. So he, like, he had some knowledge of it.
02:34:15 And he's brought this up several times that he's got this boner for Pink Floyd.
02:34:18 And I just don't understand
02:34:19 that my my middle brother is four years older than me, three years older than me.
02:34:24 I he he, he likes Pink Floyd a lot.
02:34:26 That's how I find that weird. That's how you bring it up.
02:34:29 You can be a fan, but to be that hardcore to where, like,
02:34:31 you've got a poster on your wall and you're like,
02:34:34 oh, this is like, you really listen to it that often.
02:34:36 You listen to the LED Zeppelin album that he kept talking about.
02:34:39 He he listens to that constantly.
02:34:41 You listen to Pink Floyd, I love it, I love DMX, I love Jay-Z, I love Nirvana,
02:34:46 I don't ever listen to any of those albums because I can listen to them in my head
02:34:49 anytime I want, because I've heard them so many times.
02:34:52 I don't,
02:34:53 I get tired of it.
02:34:54 I listen to everything I could ever listen to, all the like.
02:34:58 I like to just listen to random shit that I don't listen here often.
02:35:01 I don't listen to this fucking.
02:35:03 You should mix your own shit.
02:35:05 And I'm not going to tell you the life and times about, you know, whoever the fuck.
02:35:09 Why not?
02:35:10 I don't know, my girlfriend and I went to see a band.
02:35:12 Doesn't matter what the band was.
02:35:13 The opener was
02:35:14 this was this band, and we thought it was going
02:35:15 to be the next artist and it wasn't.
02:35:17 And then we started listening to a couple other songs.
02:35:20 We kind of like them.
02:35:21 The dude, it was from another band that,
02:35:24 I don't know, he had some kind of significance.
02:35:27 In some other shit.
02:35:27 I just read this the other, the other day on Wikipedia
02:35:30 because I was like, who the fuck is this artist guy?
02:35:31 Because I kind of like his artistry.
02:35:32 I like his lyrics a bit,
02:35:34 but the styles kind of change a bit too much and it's like, fuck off, I know.
02:35:38 But that's about the amount of like, I like these people.
02:35:41 That's about the amount of effort I put into finding out about them,
02:35:44 because I just have other I have other shit to do.
02:35:46 I don't care, like it shouldn't matter.
02:35:49 They make a song about exactly what you're talking about.
02:35:51 I think really, I used to love South Park, but I haven't no shit or ear.
02:35:56 I have not watched the episode.
02:35:57 I have not watched the episode in probably about 1015 years.
02:36:00 So no, I love the show.
02:36:02 I love it, I, like I say, this show is real.
02:36:04 It has to go first.
02:36:06 It has to be imagined first. Right?
02:36:08 So the the moment is arguable.
02:36:11 My problem with South Park is it it was one of those shows that you had to watch.
02:36:15 And I like to multitask, and it's hard for me to just kind of sit there and go,
02:36:18 I want to watch this intently every time.
02:36:20 And so I figured, okay, I'll eventually get to it.
02:36:23 And then it's one of those things where you get a backlog and it's like,
02:36:25 now it's a task to keep to try to catch up.
02:36:27 And so you just kind of go, oh fuck it.
02:36:29 At what age did you get it?
02:36:31 Did you get a handheld device, whether it was an iPod
02:36:34 or a phone or a fucking Zune, whatever you had, I don't know,
02:36:38 it was probably guess I don't remember.
02:36:39 So you had one your whole life?
02:36:41 An MP3 player?
02:36:43 No game. Original Gameboy.
02:36:45 Tetris?
02:36:46 Oh, yeah. Doctor Mario,
02:36:49 Gameboy, a little kid. Oh, women.
02:36:51 Oh, women. No.
02:36:53 Oh what?
02:36:53 Underrated comic comedy is funny.
02:36:56 And so I'm going to say a genre that has any any music that's written
02:37:00 by women, a woman. Oh, women, oh, women.
02:37:04 No wonder a woman any any you get away from funny and towards offensive now.
02:37:09 Wow. Exactly.
02:37:11 Women like peanuts or female artists.
02:37:13 I just call them underrated.
02:37:14 Oh, means they're not rated highly enough.
02:37:16 I'm a champion of women.
02:37:18 Oh, I'm so.
02:37:20 I'm so in. Do you, Taylor Swift?
02:37:22 Yeah. I feel like she's going to blow up in a couple of years.
02:37:24 And it's going to be not not well I can't stand Taylor Swift.
02:37:27 I've experienced her.
02:37:29 She's with me.
02:37:31 So I lived through Taylor Swift.
02:37:33 I didn't I don't can't feel like I fully experienced her
02:37:35 because I didn't pay too much attention because I even know what to do.
02:37:40 So you could be you can be too old and too young.
02:37:42 Like. Not like.
02:37:43 I know once you hit a certain age, you just kind of like, stop worshiping.
02:37:47 Like just regular people who just find that just hit a bubblegum pop.
02:37:51 They just get a they just kind of like who, like
02:37:54 Tom cruise is not anybody like, remarkable.
02:37:57 He just, he just like he, he plays and he really does his own.
02:38:01 He does his own stunts. They're pretty okay.
02:38:03 He can like rock.
02:38:04 But yeah, they make it.
02:38:05 Some of them just.
02:38:07 Yeah. So so did Jackie Chan.
02:38:09 But Jackie Chan was like, actually could could kick
02:38:10 Tom Cruise's ass all day, you know, like, but I, I agree, I didn't realize
02:38:15 once that it was entertainment.
02:38:19 They are munchkins.
02:38:20 Didn't know we were actually talking about fighting.
02:38:24 Did you see, the little comedian, what's his name?
02:38:28 Oh, look, I mean, I haven't heard Kevin Hart. Yep.
02:38:31 I can't believe he came on.
02:38:33 He came on and faked. I think he was usher.
02:38:35 I don't even know who which hip hop.
02:38:37 I don't think he's that funny, but he he's a happy guy.
02:38:39 So from plays in Vegas who plays in Vegas as a kid would tower over him.
02:38:44 Chris, Chris Tower is actually the other tower.
02:38:47 The kid's actually pretty tall, y'all.
02:38:49 Not like an explosion.
02:38:50 Like, I don't know, you're talking to the daughter.
02:38:53 You know, I know, so I.
02:38:54 I've got my fingers crossed. I've got my.
02:38:56 You got my eye on.
02:38:57 Do you think?
02:38:57 Hold on, hold on. Pause pause pause pause.
02:39:00 What I do. Finger on the pulse, as they say.
02:39:03 Continue as Hurricane Milton to hit the Republicans.
02:39:06 The liberals did it.
02:39:07 It sounds seriously what?
02:39:09 It sounds like the liberal.
02:39:12 Hold on a liberal.
02:39:13 Liberals continue.
02:39:14 I hope she does. She continue? Does she?
02:39:17 I don't like this where it's either there is no weather control.
02:39:20 There is. They're not heating up the ionosphere.
02:39:21 They can't
02:39:23 they actually can shake the water and make moisture happen right over it.
02:39:27 They can seed clouds.
02:39:28 I mean, we know there's tons of modification.
02:39:30 Oh, you're so you're saying come trails.
02:39:33 No, I didn't say.
02:39:34 I said seed clouds.
02:39:36 Like dude, there's in the desert in the in the Middle Eastern desert.
02:39:40 They're literally making a lush prime jungle area by
02:39:44 putting aluminum in the air all the time.
02:39:46 But not every freaking plane is doing that.
02:39:49 I think it's in the water, but I don't think that they could all.
02:39:52 I don't think they're quite at the spot where they can steer
02:39:55 and create and dissolve hurricanes.
02:39:58 Yet I don't fucking know.
02:40:00 Watching this
02:40:01 for the liberals, I know the back when you need it.
02:40:04 I don't know, because I have to see what the colors on.
02:40:07 So she she I'm confused. Yeah.
02:40:09 I was about to do the same thing. Thank you.
02:40:12 You're brilliant. Beautiful.
02:40:13 Yeah. It's really not alone.
02:40:15 It's really hard for me to talk about.
02:40:17 I have a friend.
02:40:18 Oh. Oh, no.
02:40:20 Oh. I'm sorry, I feel bad.
02:40:22 I was just going to make fun of it.
02:40:24 I was almost going to make fun of it, but it's so genuine. Then I feel bad.
02:40:26 Yeah,
02:40:28 yeah. She's good.
02:40:29 She she she didn't even start yet.
02:40:31 And it's already kind of.
02:40:32 Yeah.
02:40:33 I'm going to try to make fun of it as hard as I as if as much as I don't want
02:40:37 to, I'm going to try really hard to make fun of it still.
02:40:39 Okay.
02:40:40 Look, I apologize for anything that I say.
02:40:42 You're in a you know, you notice that he's because he's crass.
02:40:46 They were planning it this whole time in the past.
02:40:48 Like, oh, like like a circle of witches.
02:40:52 And they, like, cast it.
02:40:53 You just shot. Oh, God.
02:40:55 We just wait all about.
02:40:57 We just saw one of the witches.
02:40:58 She was putting her
02:40:59 mother's arms in the oven and waiting for the rest of her out back.
02:41:02 I know you have to try to make fun of this room
02:41:06 throughout buildings and, you know, just wait.
02:41:08 Who did this? Only about it.
02:41:10 And her liberal friends say it out loud and I'm calling it.
02:41:13 When. Where did we call for that?
02:41:15 We got that you did this.
02:41:17 Large rants live. Guys.
02:41:18 Can you believe that?
02:41:20 That is somebody that is content that is right behind Hurricane Mel.
02:41:24 Pause. It was that Jews with the more the better a damn
02:41:28 women Jews.
02:41:29 You heard it here first female Jews there you can name blown male.
02:41:32 I mean, that's what I'm telling you.
02:41:35 Just telling me. Don't matter.
02:41:38 Okay.
02:41:39 Hello?
02:41:49 Yeah.
02:41:49 What a better attention span.
02:41:51 Can someone with the better attention span break down what she just said?
02:41:53 I'm confused.
02:41:55 And she was really upset.
02:41:57 Real friend. That was. Yeah.
02:42:00 Responsible for the hurricanes in Florida.
02:42:02 All right, Milton with the witchcraft spell.
02:42:06 So she was really crying, or though she played us, did she play us?
02:42:09 She played us a she an actor?
02:42:13 I guess, and we usually do, a segment every week.
02:42:16 And this week that she broke it and it's no different.
02:42:20 Yeah.
02:42:21 In this corner,
02:42:22 123 pounds with safety glasses and a wheel to not just, no question,
02:42:26 but also going out there and and, you know, the kid wise beyond years.
02:42:31 My mom
02:42:33 know what
02:42:36 I mean?
02:42:36 For all of us, for all time
02:42:40 ever have been either exploited
02:42:43 or not even compensated in the slightest.
02:42:46 Yeah. During their lifetime.
02:42:48 Yeah, yeah, for sure, I would agree.
02:42:49 I think, there's bands, you know, like The Offspring, which are like,
02:42:54 I think offspring is the biggest indie band in the world.
02:42:56 So they've got, you know, they don't have anybody
02:42:59 like breathing down their backs, like taking money from them.
02:43:01 What does that even mean? Pause. What does that even mean?
02:43:03 The biggest indie band in the world.
02:43:04 Like, what that means is they were signed with an independent label.
02:43:08 I'm speaking.
02:43:10 I'll translate for you.
02:43:13 But then they signed on a big label, a big yeah, what's in the red?
02:43:17 When they had a big hit?
02:43:18 I don't hear any rattling.
02:43:20 I continue.
02:43:21 I'm being like, well, I'm you're a big, big hit, okay.
02:43:23 Or anything.
02:43:23 They all the, a lot of them.
02:43:25 I feel like the band
02:43:26 if they get successful like they were the biggest,
02:43:28 they had the biggest hit before they went back to this day,
02:43:31 this is this is Google about again this is.
02:43:35 Yeah.
02:43:35 I mean these are the kids opinions and sharing.
02:43:37 These are not based on metrics or sales okay.
02:43:40 Well thank you for that.
02:43:40 But he could she should preface by, you know, kind of saying hey
02:43:43 I think or in my opinion you don't just go they are.
02:43:47 No, we're all playing here unless they missed, you know, say whatever.
02:43:50 That's the case.
02:43:51 No, this is this is not the show. This is Gary's garage at the party.
02:43:54 At Gary's birthday party. This like this, a kid.
02:43:56 This is actually.
02:43:57 Yeah. That's why I didn't show up.
02:43:59 I'm the show. I'm friends with Gary in real life. Fuck that guy.
02:44:09 When I was a kid, wasn't ready for the.
02:44:13 And he came
02:44:15 over.
02:44:17 I think once their children balls kind of gotten away without getting in trouble.
02:44:21 But most everybody else had, like, a record label or something.
02:44:23 They're they're getting fucked over.
02:44:26 When Prince changed his name to A symbol
02:44:28 for seven years and he was the artist formerly known as Prince.
02:44:31 Yep. It was, I remember that a contract dispute.
02:44:34 Yeah, but he was, and I didn't care. I didn't understand it.
02:44:37 I didn't give a fuck.
02:44:38 He was doing that to run away from Diddy's, manager.
02:44:42 It's the same guy name. Oh, really?
02:44:45 But interesting.
02:44:46 It gets worse.
02:44:48 As a,
02:44:50 content contributor to fly dragonfly.
02:44:52 Michael Jackson, that was the Sandusky.
02:44:54 The kid is property of fledge.
02:44:57 Did his manager was the manager that was with Michael Jackson when he died.
02:45:03 Even worse,
02:45:04 the mansion that did he was in is Michael Jackson's old mansion.
02:45:09 He just moved right in after he died.
02:45:10 I think that weird.
02:45:13 So there was some Jay-Z lyrics
02:45:15 in a song about, oh, no, those Prince I'm right now, Michael Jackson.
02:45:19 Yeah, I think just they were after
02:45:21 they got some shit with Prince to.
02:45:24 I'm not saying that like did he.
02:45:25 They're like giving their like give him tours and shit through like Prince.
02:45:28 Like, did you do anything to do that? I don't think did it.
02:45:30 I'm not saying did he didn't do anything did he?
02:45:32 Didn't do anything, did he?
02:45:34 Did I think he did.
02:45:36 It's weird what I'm saying.
02:45:38 What I'm saying is we fact.
02:45:40 We have to give some suspicion to them just ruining him
02:45:43 because he got as much money as the.
02:45:46 Let's see, there's like six documentaries on and Hulu and Netflix.
02:45:49 Like there's got to be some sliver of truth, otherwise they would be sued.
02:45:54 Yeah, but the sliver of truth was put there a long time ago,
02:45:56 built as a built in mechanism
02:45:58 for them to ruin him and burn him down when he became.
02:46:00 It just seems like any time an artist becomes
02:46:02 as powerful as a record label, they ruin them. Look, man.
02:46:04 And we love him. We love it.
02:46:06 We watch the rise and we love the fall as much since Tupac, since Tupac was shot,
02:46:11 he was on a list of people that may have been involved since biggie was killed.
02:46:16 He was on a list of people who had been involved.
02:46:19 He played this good guy fucking kind of dude,
02:46:22 and then I was a fan of him for his first kind of.
02:46:25 First album was really, really good.
02:46:26 Second album was was pretty good,
02:46:29 and he started kind of going more poppy, but then he got more Hollywood, Mo,
02:46:33 more commercial, but he was kind of untouchable.
02:46:34 He kind of seem like you're you're what you just said.
02:46:38 You just glossed over it.
02:46:38 So when, when an artist or a band, I lived through that.
02:46:41 So I can tell you about like the vibe and everything.
02:46:43 That's how I know, like, exactly what I was saying. He was you.
02:46:46 I agree with you.
02:46:47 But the reason this is ransom ranting.
02:46:49 Don't tell me to calm down,
02:46:51 This isn't Sledge Combs, this is sledge rants.
02:46:55 Please allow me to speak for a second.
02:46:58 No, an artist has his entire.
02:47:00 His or her, I guess her.
02:47:02 There's some women artists.
02:47:04 An artist has their entire life to write their first album.
02:47:07 Some of them were probably starting
02:47:08 and writing it with ideas in their head when they were three.
02:47:10 As soon as they started forming sentences, those things became,
02:47:13 wow, that's a part of me, and it's going to be that then
02:47:16 they get one year to, you know, six months to two years to write a whole
02:47:21 nother album that they're supposed to top what took their entire life to write.
02:47:25 That's a that's a no.
02:47:26 See, I've said the reason I said that several times about,
02:47:29 like kid Rock is that way.
02:47:30 There's a there are a lot of artists that their first album
02:47:32 is almost like a greatest hits of everything
02:47:34 that they kind of made up to that point, which is why it was, why it's so good.
02:47:38 Almost every sequel sucks.
02:47:39 Anyway, as a kid Rock, they first album, like 90% of the album.
02:47:45 Yeah, like 90, 80, 90% of Kid Rock's first album was pre-written songs
02:47:49 that he just rerecorded with more money to make them sound that much better.
02:47:54 I dude, I was fucking around writing songs and I made this, I tried I know
02:47:59 you guys hate kid Rock, but you know, I tried to make I make a drum beat.
02:48:02 So I was literally like mouthing the drum, you know, boom.
02:48:06 Yeah, like literally like that.
02:48:08 Instead of making of the drum beat, like I wanted it, sang it.
02:48:11 So then I added a little thing
02:48:12 of, I don't even know the kid rock song, but the one where he sings boom!
02:48:16 I thought you hated kid Rock.
02:48:17 Oh yeah, I do. I don't hate him, I don't, I don't.
02:48:20 What is he saying? Both about a bang bang.
02:48:22 Yeah, yeah.
02:48:22 So I, I added that into it and it sounds amazing.
02:48:25 And I'm like, how
02:48:26 I dare him to have a problem with me copying and sampling his one line.
02:48:31 It wasn't even dare him.
02:48:32 It wasn't even his though, because he sampled it's not.
02:48:34 We're copied.
02:48:36 Yeah, but that exact line he added to whatever he's saying.
02:48:38 He ball with the ball to bang the dang diggy diggy.
02:48:40 You said the booty sound to do that. Yeah.
02:48:42 He added that to some other saying, oh, that was a bar with the bow.
02:48:45 The bang, the dang diggy diggy diggy the boogie.
02:48:47 Say jump the boogie to the rhythm. To the big bang.
02:48:49 Bang the boogie to the rhythm of the beginning of drums. To him the,
02:48:54 it's fucking red, man.
02:48:54 Rip that fucking.
02:48:55 I think that's original Sugarhill gang like it's own your likeness.
02:49:00 Oh, I know that's not you're my
02:49:03 this is a hippie time honored I think.
02:49:06 I don't know but a little bang bang boogie a little off putting.
02:49:11 I just see her with the frog here.
02:49:13 The one I like saw here.
02:49:16 Pink Floyd. Sold. There's a catalog. Yes.
02:49:18 They did $100 million. Yes they did.
02:49:20 Is that given the.
02:49:22 Is that true?
02:49:23 Yeah. I thought it was 300 million. Sony.
02:49:26 It doesn't matter.
02:49:27 I thought earlier on this show, it was reported as 300 million, 400 million.
02:49:33 That blows.
02:49:34 That sucks.
02:49:36 That's not a lot blows.
02:49:37 And they got really sold out.
02:49:39 Like it sounds like a lot I don't like sold out.
02:49:43 Yeah, I like that.
02:49:44 They're great grandkids.
02:49:45 I think green went for a billion.
02:49:47 So maybe not everybody collect royalties.
02:49:51 You just sell them out. Who who? You said Sony.
02:49:54 Are they connected to Spotify.
02:49:55 Do they own credit?
02:49:57 The do
02:49:59 I would say that I think value I mean, are they
02:50:02 I mean, I think the members of Pink Floyd have already.
02:50:04 So do they have to pay Sony then when they perform at live now
02:50:07 we have one. Yes.
02:50:11 That's I don't know.
02:50:12 No, I'm, I'm sure there's a small role.
02:50:14 If I own a song, I have, I have say over when it's performed.
02:50:17 It depends on what the contract is.
02:50:20 I could sue you for copyright for do that.
02:50:22 Just blows.
02:50:23 I mean, if it's outright ownership out of my own sweat, tears, my emotion,
02:50:28 my experience.
02:50:29 And I sold it to you, I just. Yeah.
02:50:31 But when you say my like, it's never like one person 100.
02:50:35 I was putting myself in Pink Floyd's head at that moment
02:50:37 and thinking like, I seen a lot of what they wrote and turning it over.
02:50:40 I wrote shit that sucks compared to that.
02:50:42 I mean, it just sucks and I would not turn it over.
02:50:44 I'm just saying.
02:50:45 But then you break it down to how like individual contribution of the band, like
02:50:50 should like Ringo Starr get less money than the other.
02:50:52 You sure like you can't like it when you get like Pink Floyd's level.
02:50:57 I'm sure it's not just divvied up. Even pies.
02:50:59 Yeah they did no
02:51:01 should have ever been.
02:51:02 Rush was probably like, dude that yeah. Yes 30
02:51:04 point guard definitely make the drummers easily drummers easily replaceable.
02:51:08 So did you get like less money than the rest of the band or.
02:51:11 No. And I was the one also organizing everything.
02:51:13 So I, the drummer is actually hard to replace.
02:51:15 I paid the band like my girlfriend's dad's band went through like two drummers
02:51:19 because the one,
02:51:21 the one you're you're doing bad memories.
02:51:23 I was the only one after the other one fan.
02:51:24 I took money and bought equipment for the band.
02:51:27 I took my my yeah, my my girlfriend's dad bought a whole
02:51:31 they their drummer quit, so he had to buy a whole drum set
02:51:34 because he wanted to try to bring someone in.
02:51:37 Like, and it was easier to say, hey, I have a drum kit, like, oh,
02:51:40 my fans got to start my house in my basement or my basement.
02:51:45 Yeah. Performance basement.
02:51:46 You know, you got to go to where the drum kit is set up, but not anymore.
02:51:50 Now you just push a button and you got drums.
02:51:52 Better than I could ever. I spent my whole life playing the drums.
02:51:55 Now you can just push a button and then it blows me away.
02:51:58 Yes and no.
02:51:58 I mean, I, I am, I was right, yes or no?
02:52:01 Yes to no. You throw the no one away.
02:52:03 You keep hitting it again until you got to.
02:52:04 Yeah I love I love a drum kit I, I go I would love to have a drum kit.
02:52:09 I always wanted a drum kit. I couldn't have a drum kit.
02:52:11 And I just like it's the same thing except different.
02:52:14 I can cue different sounds.
02:52:16 And so whether that be a drum kit or or someone saying random random words
02:52:21 I like, I'm really good at playing the drums on a on a on the keyboard.
02:52:24 Setting up.
02:52:25 I don't know what's a difference between their music and a lot.
02:52:27 I guess there's a difference between like knowing notes,
02:52:30 knowing notes, and having different sounds and being able to go, hey,
02:52:32 I can like, play on these different sounds and have them.
02:52:35 Oh yeah, I can't, I can I?
02:52:37 There's nothing, but I cannot play the piano,
02:52:38 but I can play the drums on a when they're assigned to piano, I would say
02:52:41 75, 75% of like any of the crap that I've done was,
02:52:46 I'm kind of all about having a bunch of like,
02:52:49 like, arguing back and forth about what to release and, like, doing remixes
02:52:52 and stuff like that.
02:52:52 Maybe we'll see some more of it.
02:52:53 And like, I know it's a re like pop culture,
02:52:56 you know, like, you don't see a lot of what like,
02:52:59 like remixes and, or like even like TV commercials and stuff like that.
02:53:03 What do you think Sony's gonna let me do that position now
02:53:08 that they've got it, they're gonna use it.
02:53:09 The catalog. They might
02:53:12 I don't know, I think would be popular.
02:53:14 I feel like they would.
02:53:15 They'd be okay with what kind of stupid ass conversations they.
02:53:18 You think they just spent $400 million to put on a shelf?
02:53:21 Hahaha.
02:53:23 They've done that. We we hate Pink Floyd.
02:53:25 It was a ploy the whole time.
02:53:27 We want our own band.
02:53:28 So we're just going to poop, seal it up.
02:53:31 No, they're going to sell it.
02:53:32 They're going to put it on Spotify and take their share.
02:53:34 Spotify is the only way that people listen to me.
02:53:36 What is exactly right?
02:53:38 Is there an iTunes?
02:53:39 Is iTunes exist anymore?
02:53:40 I'm being oh yeah, it's that exists and it's the fucking it's
02:53:43 the it's the fucking originator of the entire market.
02:53:47 Are you kidding me?
02:53:48 How does it not still exist? It's not the original.
02:53:50 Are you kidding me?
02:53:51 Steve Jobs is the one that leverages against the fucking record industries.
02:53:54 Because they people were not.
02:53:55 People were pirating music.
02:53:57 I think it's the number one platform he does
02:54:01 when he went to record labels, went to record companies and fucking
02:54:05 convinced them to sell him their property because people were going to download it.
02:54:09 And he said, hey, you might as well get money for it,
02:54:11 and you can get like, you how many, how long?
02:54:13 Asked his for one reason.
02:54:14 Man, I was just going to say music.
02:54:16 The only outlet now is Spotify and Apple Music, which is what iTunes is called now.
02:54:20 You said the dead.
02:54:22 Hey, Brandy dish, you're trying to get an apple.
02:54:24 God damn you.
02:54:25 I was trying to get an Apple's point of view
02:54:27 to tell me about iTunes was now tell me to shut the fuck up earlier. You
02:54:33 did either of these.
02:54:34 What is it?
02:54:35 Is that like, is that a fruit?
02:54:36 Roll-Up you're eating a fruit roll up?
02:54:38 I already have a seven foot.
02:54:40 What are you, seven year old?
02:54:41 No no, no. Oh, you can hear the country.
02:54:44 My God, listen to Asmr mashup workout Asmr.
02:54:48 Let's hear.
02:54:48 Let's go.
02:54:49 You have kids for 20 years and you get addicted to something.
02:54:52 You eat it, eat it, eat it, eat I don't I want to hear you eat it.
02:54:55 Yeah.
02:55:01 Oh, is this The Brady Show?
02:55:04 This episode of Am Gushers.
02:55:06 Brought to you by Gushers.
02:55:07 Yeah. Eat one of the fruit flavored snacks.
02:55:10 You and I don't share.
02:55:11 Soy sauce. Oro de frutos.
02:55:14 Gary's is mad because he wants to get through the kid so he can leave.
02:55:17 That's why I'm going so slow, dude.
02:55:19 It's like, no, it's why we did last time.
02:55:21 We didn't wait so long live becomes a viable.
02:55:24 Now he's going to leave us to sell everything in the world.
02:55:27 So he's asking if, like, flat
02:55:29 dreams is going to considering, like taking a buyout or whatever.
02:55:33 They're only in the.
02:55:34 I kind of walked into that 100,000.
02:55:36 Right now it's an hour and ten minutes. What a pussy.
02:55:40 I think we should save the rest of the videos for next time, right?
02:55:42 Yeah.
02:55:43 Well, if he's going to leave, we might as well just Brady and your show.
02:55:52 Every Brady
02:55:54 throw up every 84 very every hour.
02:55:57 So crappy.
02:56:00 Waiting for insanely angry for a great 80 stories.
02:56:04 So don't thank me for it.
02:56:06 Just like you always.
02:56:10 Preach of course.
02:56:11 No chorus.
02:56:12 No shit.
02:56:12 Just the course code. Word for word.
02:56:14 The worse curse. Put lip, smack, spit.
02:56:17 We switch like we basketball.
02:56:18 It gets out the whole we like a mullet.
02:56:21 Now pack up all that smoking until it dissolves.
02:56:23 Are there any kids involved?
02:56:26 Jibber jabber.
02:56:26 Go fuck the flat earth back word.
02:56:29 Still get back hurts.
02:56:30 Oh, and so blisters come out of it so you can them shirtless
02:56:34 Joe butts round again.
02:56:35 Gary's party. He's out.
02:56:37 Yeah, I just noticed that is new to put in parentheses itself.
02:56:40 So Brady doesn't think.
02:56:42 Are there
02:56:42 any kids involved in the background noise that would have put ever evidence?
02:56:46 Felder it's because I'm getting really good at it.
02:56:49 Welcome to the kid.
02:56:50 Oh that's you.
02:56:50 You're doing that flash way.
02:56:51 It's like you can't screen raw.
02:56:59 Bitch.
02:57:08 So what they're starting to call us is,
02:57:12 Hey, I was first, but I don't like featuring flash.
02:57:15 It's live.
02:57:16 The special catch. Brady and draw bitch.
02:57:19 Well.
02:57:23 Why the hate this aspect,
02:57:25 bitch?
02:57:32 I could of rap that live.
02:57:33 And there's the Brady and show Brady and all
02:57:37 Gary as up of the coaches.
02:57:40 No think I'll be so blows Brady.
02:57:43 And for sure we're doing it our way.
02:57:47 We're gonna make it make our dreams come true Brady
02:57:50 and your show it's Brady and draw.
02:57:54 It's their show now Brady draw.
02:57:58 It seems like the alcohol has something to do with it.
02:58:01 I think he's, found in too much alcohol and everything.
02:58:05 There's no reason for him to leave.
02:58:12 Something's wrong with that.
02:58:14 No, you and Brady both are just trying to break.
02:58:18 And I mean, man, hold up.
02:58:20 We're going to Bob on next week.
02:58:21 And, I've got some juicy, juicy tidbits
02:58:27 on the, I'm going to open my nuts.
02:58:32 Juicy tidbits on the, huge neck.
02:58:34 We're you're going to have some.
02:58:36 There's going to be another eunuch.
02:58:39 I don't know, you know, I've got
02:58:40 I got eunuch footage uncut with the actual, music.
02:58:45 See, say, what have that YouTube cut out for some reason, apparently,
02:58:48 those are the only one they watch as they were left.
02:58:52 But I've got the whole thing about why
02:58:53 the eunuch ended.
02:58:56 Oh, no.
02:58:58 No, you got to stay. Right.
02:59:00 What he did. I've got a Bible.
02:59:02 I've got a lot to say.
02:59:06 Let's just say the word.
02:59:07 And the person that I name was all exactly what went down.
02:59:11 You did. It's going to be juicy.
02:59:12 It's juicy as your exact pizza.
02:59:16 Yeah.
02:59:17 That steak.
02:59:18 You say you ate everything, but
02:59:21 I don't think I ever know.
02:59:22 Yes, I do know.
02:59:24 There you go.
02:59:25 I don't know, man.
02:59:28 Okay.
02:59:28 We should probably address the elephant in the room, then.
02:59:31 The elephant.
02:59:32 This week we're doing,
02:59:34 a kind of, passing of the torch.
02:59:36 This is great. Well, generation, the new generation.
02:59:39 Okay, well,
02:59:40 it's the kids enjoying the show right now is threshold where you left,
02:59:43 but it's like it's.
02:59:44 Yeah, that's why they're transferring.
02:59:46 That's not no knowledge transfer.
02:59:48 I'm going to make it awkward soon.
02:59:51 Okay? That's exciting.
02:59:52 That's what I do as above.
02:59:54 So below is a lack of follow through.
02:59:57 Kind of pisses me off.
02:59:58 Yeah.
02:59:58 Me too.
03:00:02 This is my favorite one.
03:00:03 I'm not sure what happened.
03:00:08 That was it. And.
03:00:19 This is absolutely perfect timing.
03:00:20 That was the best clip yet.
03:00:22 We're going to play that one first.
03:00:23 This is perfect timing a little bit.
03:00:27 Yeah, yeah.
03:00:28 Camera.
03:00:31 On the camera.
03:00:32 That's guitar. Yes. Me on camera.
03:00:35 Oh. What's your big boy?
03:00:36 Nice sandwich.
03:00:37 Maybe a diddy party. Oh, that's so sexy.
03:00:39 You do a slaw chewed up. Got.
03:00:41 All right, let's put it in my mouth.
03:00:43 Wait, there's a young fork in the back.
03:00:46 I always thought the duty parties were to young children and anal sex.
03:00:48 They were just eating fucking subway.
03:00:51 Is that what he's doing?
03:00:51 He's is eating a big mouth gulp of subway.
03:00:54 I just said something about eating, and it's going to be a dirty party.
03:00:57 I maybe I misunderstood what guilty parties were all about.
03:01:00 Mama bird. Me oh.
03:01:03 Oh, no.
03:01:04 I want a baby bird. You're fine.
03:01:07 I'm gonna.
03:01:09 Did you actually do it right there?
03:01:10 You just didn't show it. Wait. He's not here anymore.
03:01:11 I'm talking to Gary. Oh, yeah, we know he's here.
03:01:14 See how creepily weird he is watching?
03:01:17 He's watching.
03:01:18 Hello.
03:01:19 How creepily we were to you.
03:01:21 Wait, there was a conversation with that.
03:01:23 Did we do. We didn't play it.
03:01:24 There was supposed to be a conversation.
03:01:26 Oh, there is right here.
03:01:28 Okay.
03:01:30 Switch back.
03:01:32 Okay. Oh, no, let me hit that.
03:01:34 Yeah, but I ran when Chris raised the ball.
03:01:38 Oh this is flagged rants recorded.
03:01:41 Not live.
03:01:42 I used to loving say it was great because this is flat, man.
03:01:47 I'm saying, I just caught that this is flat rants recorded, not live game.
03:01:55 Brilliant.
03:01:56 What?
03:01:57 I'm not saying it's sketchy, bro.
03:02:00 Oh, this is flat.
03:02:02 It literally
03:02:04 jabber.
03:02:04 So let me give it to me.
03:02:06 This phrase is
03:02:09 on my way from Sterling Heights to hear, oh, I passed this really bizarre stuff.
03:02:14 Right? So.
03:02:14 And now you understand.
03:02:16 Live in the cemetery in this Roseville.
03:02:18 All dead people from 1800.
03:02:21 I live in
03:02:23 Sterling Heights of Roseville.
03:02:25 He just doxed himself again.
03:02:27 Now, there's a there's a,
03:02:31 For you, click. Okay.
03:02:32 Yeah, that makes sense. 3021
03:02:37 these will save the day.
03:02:39 This might be able to survive the night,
03:02:43 but, Whoa.
03:02:46 What is bit.
03:02:48 There was no reason to eat it that way.
03:02:49 Okay, so.
03:02:52 Oh, God.
03:02:54 That looked like an e-cigarette.
03:02:55 It was thinking it might be one big problem just recording for whatever
03:03:00 the commercial.
03:03:01 Because legends content is not good for whatever
03:03:04 he's doing on the commercials. Man.
03:03:07 Hit us up.
03:03:08 We are full of commercials.
03:03:09 That product placement Twizzlers.
03:03:12 But peanuts.
03:03:16 I don't know what the fuck you're eating.
03:03:18 No questions.
03:03:18 No, no, you're taking something like the first rule
03:03:22 is that the same fucking pizza from last week?
03:03:25 No, I don't, I picked last week.
03:03:28 Oh, yeah,
03:03:30 you did.
03:03:31 Your nose not delivery.
03:03:33 Yeah, I did correct.
03:03:37 That's no lip smacking.
03:03:41 I do have to tell you the story about the pizza.
03:03:43 Sorry. The code month pizza set up for a month.
03:03:45 111 year visitation to Earth.
03:03:48 I hear that a year.
03:03:50 You do?
03:03:52 There's one winter this one time set up for a month.
03:03:55 One year.
03:03:56 Okay, then you let them speak.
03:03:58 I've spent a month in,
03:04:01 I don't know where rehab
03:04:04 spent a month in Utah.
03:04:05 This one week.
03:04:07 Okay. Are we a zoom?
03:04:10 We're definitely fucking zoo watching us.
03:04:12 And you zoom.
03:04:14 Are we a zoom?
03:04:16 We're definitely, like, in zoom for
03:04:20 this.
03:04:20 Feeding time is
03:04:23 nice in the courts.
03:04:25 Yeah, it reminds you between two ferns.
03:04:28 There, there. That was. Oh, yeah.
03:04:32 Oh, dude, talk with an accent.
03:04:35 I don't know, the ref seem like a better actor than you are.
03:04:38 Do you know the reference? No.
03:04:42 Why? Are you gay?
03:04:47 I guess that didn't make sense.
03:04:48 Yeah, yeah.
03:04:49 All time zones speak to an accent.
03:04:52 I'm really from, you know. Great, great.
03:04:55 Oh, I got you.
03:04:56 I thought you're black.
03:04:57 You got to pretend American.
03:05:00 You got to pretend American. Yeah.
03:05:02 I was
03:05:04 the only way you can fit in with all the, like, challenges.
03:05:06 Everybody
03:05:08 is you ready from where we get the sandwiches?
03:05:11 All right, look, where does the opportunities from Great Britain?
03:05:15 Oops. That was a time.
03:05:18 That's what they that's that's that was the question that was asked
03:05:22 with no answer.
03:05:24 Well, I feel like if you was from Great Britain,
03:05:27 he has no idea what it's like to be from
03:05:30 Great Britain because he's been here for way too long.
03:05:34 And so he has no context of what it's like to be from over there. So.
03:05:39 Oh, there's three, three finally uploaded one.
03:05:41 It's like, oh, I live somewhere until I was seven.
03:05:45 That means I know what it's like to live there.
03:05:47 And it's like, no you don't. You were like seven.
03:05:50 Then you move somewhere else.
03:05:51 You have no idea.
03:05:52 I live somewhere till I was four and I, I remember like 2 or 3.
03:05:57 You have no idea though. Yeah. 2 or 3 things. That's it.
03:05:59 That's some of it.
03:06:01 I don't have all the idea, but I do.
03:06:03 You remember things you do.
03:06:04 You have no idea what it was like.
03:06:06 I remember the the grass and the snow.
03:06:10 All I got to say is, the lip smacking.
03:06:12 And also, I had a pants travesty.
03:06:14 I mean, no crap pants trophy.
03:06:16 Oh. That's good.
03:06:17 You should never say crap right after you say you had a pants travesty.
03:06:21 Because what you ended up just saying.
03:06:23 Listen to what he said.
03:06:24 All of it together.
03:06:25 Crap pants stripping. Oh, that's bad.
03:06:27 I mean, no crap pants.
03:06:29 This is panel.
03:06:30 Thought I had a chance to try it out. That's.
03:06:35 Tons of stuff.
03:06:37 You you may or may not,
03:06:40 I it's hard to go
03:06:43 in, you know, fuck it.
03:06:45 It's a pretty talk show. We don't need to go through the whole thing.
03:06:47 Okay?
03:06:48 And also, I had a I love the responses from the videos.
03:06:51 That was brilliant.
03:06:52 What video?
03:06:54 He just said, okay.
03:06:56 The video I know, right?
03:06:56 Every single time.
03:06:57 It's been like a fucking like almost every single time it's been this.
03:07:00 He just did it again. He's like, we, we're on the brilliant show.
03:07:02 We know how to play the whole thing.
03:07:04 The kid's like, okay, yeah, pants travesty.
03:07:07 I mean, no crap pastor oh that's bad, are you?
03:07:11 That could only be one thing.
03:07:12 Look at the way he's bent over to Gary.
03:07:14 Shit.
03:07:14 His pants, I think so, either that or is backwards.
03:07:18 I think that's the only case where even though it still belongs to you,
03:07:22 you need to get it out of your pants.
03:07:24 You can, Hold on. Pause.
03:07:26 Do you think the girl, the girl that we're going to call her, the girl?
03:07:30 The kid, and.
03:07:32 Well, they're both the kid.
03:07:34 Do you think the girl would be interested in what they meet?
03:07:37 And her?
03:07:39 Her and the kid?
03:07:40 Like, getting, like, a three way?
03:07:41 Because I would love to try to fuck the kid.
03:07:43 And I feel like the only way to him is through her.
03:07:46 Because she seems like she wears the pants in the relationship.
03:07:51 Yeah, but whatever's in the
03:07:53 she wears the overalls in the relationship belongs only to her.
03:07:58 I'm sorry. It was a long.
03:07:59 It was a long stretch to get to a lame joke.
03:08:01 Continue. Fuck.
03:08:02 You're stuck.
03:08:03 If what's in her pants belongs only to her.
03:08:06 And I don't take no orders from the woman.
03:08:07 By the way, by the way, I don't take no orders from no women.
03:08:12 I feel like she's got the dick and he's got the vagina.
03:08:14 I don't know,
03:08:16 that's why.
03:08:16 Virgin vagina.
03:08:17 It's like the same word.
03:08:21 Continue.
03:08:21 Let him speak, I think. Let the woman speak.
03:08:24 All right. Do you need. I hope so, okay.
03:08:27 You need him.
03:08:27 I like how he has to be, like he has to work like a mother bird.
03:08:30 Like tending to his young right back here, making sure he's okay.
03:08:34 You already see already.
03:08:35 Offer to chew up the food and spit it back in their mouth.
03:08:38 It's funny you say that analogy.
03:08:40 You said exactly that.
03:08:42 I want me to eat your sub. And maybe he wants.
03:08:45 He wants know what he meant was.
03:08:47 You want me to you.
03:08:48 I want you to jizz in my mouth and I spit it back into yours.
03:08:50 Is what man, are we done eaten?
03:08:53 I'm not done eating yet.
03:08:55 Yeah, I'm done eating.
03:08:55 I may I may have a little bit in a minute, but I understand that the eating gimmick
03:08:59 is only fun for so long in the flat trans lot of really kind of fun around 10 p.m..
03:09:04 Do you know where your parents are?
03:09:07 Yeah.
03:09:07 There's my, impersonation of the Gary.
03:09:09 So, Do you.
03:09:11 Well, anyway, when Gary asked me to be, the opening act
03:09:15 for this episode, you know, obviously that's 24 to 24 minute.
03:09:18 Oh, my lord, what's this? Oh, no. This is.
03:09:21 Yeah. Fuck that.
03:09:22 He goes on and on about Pink Floyd like he fucking was born in the fucking.
03:09:26 My comment on that though is he treated it like a school report.
03:09:30 He drew. Exactly.
03:09:31 It was like you might as well just write a book about it.
03:09:33 He drew Pink Floyd out of the fucking fishbowl.
03:09:36 And he was like, all right, all right.
03:09:38 I don't give a fine,
03:09:40 I get that.
03:09:40 But like, I don't know.
03:09:43 Well, the peanuts and the pretzels go so good together
03:09:46 is anybody wouldn't like, I
03:09:47 know this person or a thing.
03:09:53 You wouldn't think thing is anything.
03:09:54 I wouldn't choose a person. Oops.
03:09:58 Blow judgmental on a verb.
03:10:00 All right, I would, I would really the thing
03:10:02 wouldn't use anything if you wouldn't go there.
03:10:04 I wouldn't try to pretend like I'm an expert on anything.
03:10:07 If you could tell you what I tell you about what I know.
03:10:10 No, really.
03:10:11 You would do that?
03:10:13 You never know.
03:10:14 If you had a podcast, what would you.
03:10:16 What topic would you pick?
03:10:18 And if it had to be one word and you couldn't redo it
03:10:20 and you had to come up, that's the problem.
03:10:22 I obviously you've been around me a bit now.
03:10:25 I could never pick one topic.
03:10:27 I can't you can't.
03:10:28 You got a well
03:10:29 knowing knowing full well that you don't really have to stick to the topic.
03:10:32 It's just more or less a challenge for Gary to to actually try to write.
03:10:35 No, but that's his thing. That's the new standard.
03:10:37 Something that's his thing.
03:10:40 Right?
03:10:40 But I wouldn't subject myself to that because I know that it's
03:10:43 just kind of like, I don't I don't like that.
03:10:46 For me.
03:10:47 I like it for Gary, though.
03:10:48 I do like it for Gary.
03:10:49 Hypothetically, if you had to pick a topic, what would it be?
03:10:52 You don't even know.
03:10:53 I don't know, yeah, I don't know any thought.
03:10:56 Like if you were to give me a topic, I, I'd give it a shot,
03:11:00 but I would not pick a fucking like,
03:11:03 love activity or like,
03:11:05 whatever.
03:11:06 All these weird words are, we've, we've been here before, but I just
03:11:10 some of these are, like, more dynamic than.
03:11:13 Yeah, they're they need to be they're fine.
03:11:15 But it's just some of them are a bit more dynamic than I want you.
03:11:19 Yeah.
03:11:19 See this is too this is like a question. This is right on.
03:11:22 This is right on for we were talking about you separated for the moment.
03:11:25 What does that even mean?
03:11:27 Well, if you don't know what you mean, like, Michael Jackson's a child, Hitler.
03:11:30 And can we like.
03:11:31 One way to explain it is if you weren't in the now
03:11:33 and you didn't experience somebody actually performing it, did it?
03:11:36 Would you still experience the art?
03:11:40 You can still enjoy the art, but the art is perfectly on par topic.
03:11:44 I love the picture.
03:11:45 We are actually watching the show more than we are.
03:11:47 It's it's the nuance
03:11:50 of the process of the art that makes the art what it is.
03:11:55 And if you are not privy to that, you are not able to experience it
03:11:59 on the same level of somebody
03:12:00 who is privy to it and to pretend like you are is
03:12:03 kind of like like, see, I don't like the I don't like the ownership.
03:12:08 You take it like if I was a fan of something, that was if
03:12:11 I was a fan of something that was older than my life perception, which
03:12:16 like I am,
03:12:17 but like, not really like I don't, I don't indulge in like anything.
03:12:21 It doesn't have to do.
03:12:22 It's just, it's if, if like so this is how I can appreciate it.
03:12:25 People ask me, I think you even said today, what bands do you like?
03:12:28 I'm like, I don't really know.
03:12:29 I like songs, I like live, yeah, I can't play,
03:12:31 I can't pick a, I don't like a particular artist
03:12:33 because most of their songs, honestly, I think they suck.
03:12:35 I like a particular artist, but I like a whole shitload of them.
03:12:38 Equally like a
03:12:41 yeah, I like songs and no, for no reason why some people hate the artist.
03:12:45 If Hitler wrote a good song, I like, I like stuff that's more underground.
03:12:49 I kind of like stuff that's less mainstream.
03:12:51 Nothing that's like to like it's means it's not.
03:12:54 Another way to totally answer the question is.
03:12:56 But absolutely, you know how you can identify
03:12:59 that the art can be separated from the artist.
03:13:00 Pink Floyd just sold it for $400 million, right?
03:13:03 Yeah, that's a good point. It was just separated.
03:13:06 It was pretty fucking separated.
03:13:08 Do you pick a pick a wheel?
03:13:10 Hats off to pick her wheels.
03:13:11 That spin was brilliant.
03:13:13 You'll never happen again. That good? We're not going.
03:13:15 Oh, right.
03:13:16 Yeah, it's the first time. And so back to my question.
03:13:18 You're picking the topic next week is,
03:13:21 we already picked next week masturbation.
03:13:24 No, this was supposed to be the threshold.
03:13:26 And next week is, not osmosis.
03:13:29 Something like that. What the fuck? What? No.
03:13:30 So if the if the if the topic was masturbation, I would just go along
03:13:34 like the joking line of just like the different techniques
03:13:37 we did of masturbation already. You don't remember that?
03:13:39 I know what I'm just saying.
03:13:40 If that was under in my wheelhouse,
03:13:41 in my court, if I was the the just masturbation is definitely in your court.
03:13:46 What if it would be different techniques? Different?
03:13:49 There would be,
03:13:50 probably some visual aids of examples of weird stuff.
03:13:54 They're probably masturbation stories of injuries or,
03:13:58 or, you're literally explaining what you did for the masturbation.
03:14:02 Sure. Right. No, I didn't do any of that for the masturbation show. Broke it.
03:14:05 Oh, that.
03:14:05 I'm sorry.
03:14:06 That was me.
03:14:06 That would have been my monologue.
03:14:09 Broken dick.
03:14:11 Oh, you're.
03:14:11 Oh, oh, knowing I don't know if it's, I under your
03:14:15 topic, we can do single word. Oh.
03:14:17 Right now. Yeah. You.
03:14:18 It's never going to follow through
03:14:20 if it's not going to follow through that what is the word that we pick the day of?
03:14:24 And we're like we're like, yeah, let's do that.
03:14:26 And then like two days before the episode airs or the
03:14:30 before we need to record, it's like, what's the what's the what's the topic?
03:14:33 I don't know, it's like I thought we were saying this one thing the whole time.
03:14:36 I just wasn't sure this week if the topic was the kid. Sure.
03:14:39 If it was liminality picker wheel ality, which, by
03:14:42 the way, is the threshold of, change.
03:14:45 Which, yeah, I never learned with that.
03:14:46 What if we selected it for the kid?
03:14:48 See, we were transitioning instead of a guest host.
03:14:51 Gary is going to quit, and the kid's going to be the host.
03:14:53 Now, was the shtick, the joke.
03:14:55 So he quit Gary's done.
03:14:57 Well, I don't think so.
03:14:58 It's the kid ran show.
03:15:01 It's the kid.
03:15:01 What am I gonna do with my merch?
03:15:02 What am I supposed to do with my merch? Going to return it, right?
03:15:04 So we know
03:15:05 we can't get a refund already on the it's already on the t shirts, right?
03:15:10 So next week can I get a sticker?
03:15:11 Do picker?
03:15:13 We'll know we had it selected already.
03:15:18 Oh, I thought you just asked me what it would be and now you know what we mean.
03:15:21 What a liar. You're a fucking liar.
03:15:23 I definitely am a liar.
03:15:25 And people that say they don't lie are not a liar, are typically lying.
03:15:29 Which don't make.
03:15:30 I've heard that before.
03:15:33 All right, that's virgins.
03:15:34 I went too far.
03:15:36 I'm scrolling through.
03:15:37 I like to stay out of the controversy.
03:15:41 Dishes?
03:15:41 No, we're not going to do that. Felting.
03:15:44 I learned all about that. You.
03:15:48 Yeah. The.
03:15:49 Oh no no we didn't felting.
03:15:51 You didn't learn about felting I mean yeah I've tried before it
03:15:54 it doesn't really work.
03:15:55 Do you see our did you see our
03:15:58 governor.
03:16:00 Oh yeah.
03:16:01 I did not see the video but I've heard about it.
03:16:05 Yeah. She's feeding eight.
03:16:06 This is Well, I don't want to spoil it, but.
03:16:12 What appears to be like a communion wafer.
03:16:14 But it's a Dorito. Is this the entire video?
03:16:17 That's it. Start to finish. That's it.
03:16:20 There's no her bending down. There's no.
03:16:22 I'm sorry.
03:16:22 That the music.
03:16:24 Right. Oh.
03:16:28 What are we doing?
03:16:29 We're trying to sell Doritos.
03:16:32 So she's on there.
03:16:32 Said it was for the Chips act.
03:16:34 There's a chips act we're trying to bring you. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
03:16:37 but this is underneath.
03:16:38 This is a this is a trans person.
03:16:40 Not that.
03:16:41 I mean, I guess that doesn't matter, but it does to me a little bit. Yeah.
03:16:43 Well why are they in.
03:16:44 Why were they chosen just because they're trans or are they famous.
03:16:47 No. Same reason why they picked for Kamala.
03:16:49 The are the same.
03:16:50 Even actors would be like I don't want to I yeah, yeah.
03:16:53 This is the person that did the interview.
03:16:55 I do know but I don't I don't want to act like I know
03:16:58 the, the,
03:17:00 but then you know that people said it.
03:17:03 It appeared to me she was mocking commute communion, which I felt that way too.
03:17:07 She was astounded how anybody could possibly think that dude
03:17:10 she saw the video after she made it, right?
03:17:12 I mean, I don't know.
03:17:13 I've never once got on my knees for communion. I want you,
03:17:16 okay?
03:17:17 So take in the bathroom after.
03:17:18 What kind of thought? You weren't. You wait.
03:17:21 Weren't you an altar boy?
03:17:22 Do you ever get what I was?
03:17:24 And we were called acolytes.
03:17:25 Thank you very much.
03:17:27 Like from the WWF for the acolytes.
03:17:30 That's there. I hope the kid knows I'm talking about clergy watches.
03:17:33 I don't know if he watches the Brady.
03:17:34 Giorgia, the acolyte before Star Wars ruined it.
03:17:36 That's. Yeah.
03:17:37 And yeah, I guess.
03:17:38 Yeah. Hannity ruined acolyte term also.
03:17:41 Now so did the WWE.
03:17:43 So all right, take away the communion.
03:17:45 Ask what hair is she wearing?
03:17:46 What kind of had a cameo here?
03:17:47 And it's hard to tell. Says Harris. Walls.
03:17:49 I don't want to I don't want that. It's cameo.
03:17:51 Is that a cameo head? Yeah, she's a hunter.
03:17:53 You're going to make fun of camel.
03:17:55 Oh, no, I love a little. No, that's fine.
03:17:58 So yeah, even if it's not communion,
03:17:59 even if it's not communion, how is this promoting microchips?
03:18:04 Because it's promoting Doritos is what it is, I'm sure.
03:18:06 There. But then hand that then they should both be eating one.
03:18:09 Not feeding. Right.
03:18:10 Yeah. Trans person on her knees. On the knees. Yeah.
03:18:12 It's very weird when a government does this
03:18:14 to any kind of aspect of it's just a bad optic.
03:18:18 It looks it's is weird. Like why was weird?
03:18:20 Is there a beard in the background?
03:18:22 Is that a bit cringeworthy? Very creepy.
03:18:23 But then a bedroom?
03:18:25 Probably.
03:18:26 Why not? Let's let's let it play again.
03:18:28 Let it look like once or twice.
03:18:30 I just want to feel the will do. Yeah.
03:18:33 Thank you.
03:18:34 Much better.
03:18:36 I don't care if they're fake or real this point.
03:18:38 I will watch this more and more, but I'm pretty sure they're fake.
03:18:45 Oh, there was a little bit
03:18:46 of wobbly nature, but I still I'm going to say that they're fake.
03:18:49 We'll have to keep watching and check and we'll check in every week.
03:18:52 This check should get fake titties because there are none.
03:18:55 Because it's a dude.
03:18:59 So while you're thinking of a topic, I have got some other stuff that we do
03:19:03 play this.
03:19:03 Play play play play play play, play it, hit play.
03:19:07 Oh, and tell me.
03:19:10 Oh no man, that is amazing.
03:19:13 Oh right I mean I don't, but this is
03:19:19 oh man I do big furry chair.
03:19:23 It could be some weird ass waiting room with some weird ass government place.
03:19:28 She looks uncomfortable in the video.
03:19:30 Actually, to be honest, she likes to win
03:19:34 her. I don't like her at all.
03:19:35 I don't want to hit it. And the painting.
03:19:37 And she looks uncomfortable.
03:19:39 She's like she's supposed to look on my face.
03:19:42 No, she's not.
03:19:43 She's like, look at me do this. I'm.
03:19:45 Look what they're doing.
03:19:46 Look what I'm getting them to do is what it is.
03:19:49 What did she do that you're one of them?
03:19:51 Yeah, well, we didn't see what she did to the I hate her, I hate her.
03:19:53 She's a piece of shit and a liar and fucking. She's killed people.
03:19:56 You know what?
03:19:57 If I'm mixing the,
03:20:01 nursing home, not reporting that, deaths.
03:20:05 Still checking what Cuomo was playing even though they stopped it
03:20:07 and she was following his plan, and he got booted, ousted from political position.
03:20:11 And somehow she doesn't. And she was continuing to do it.
03:20:15 Those are like,
03:20:16 Charlie Leduff has the numbers, if you care about that, gentlemen.
03:20:20 Some people don't on the show, but no, no, I, I you don't.
03:20:23 See, you get a little bit wasted at the. Then you don't remember when I come to.
03:20:26 Oh, I get wasted.
03:20:27 My approach, I try to get less wasted in the beginning.
03:20:29 I try not to go La Rue, not Charlie.
03:20:33 Yes. I'm totally other guy.
03:20:35 That you had someone completely wrong.
03:20:36 Yeah, I can't even that big beef.
03:20:39 Oh, I must have missed that.
03:20:40 I googled I'm like, I'm gonna find this.
03:20:41 I'm going to find what the fuck this motherfucker did.
03:20:43 And I finally, I finally found the Obama Hitler stuff, and it was Charlie.
03:20:46 Somebody else.
03:20:47 So Charlie was, you know, it's like literally with the buff.
03:20:50 It was very close by mistake.
03:20:52 My mistake. LaRue Le Duff, what's his name?
03:20:55 Okay. That's fine, I appreciate that.
03:20:57 So I like that because I did not understand.
03:21:00 Like I'm like, how do you have a bitch with this guy?
03:21:01 I could see how you could maybe slightly disagree, but it seemed to get a grudge.
03:21:04 And it's like, I don't understand because this guy is great.
03:21:06 Oh, I have a grudge against Charlie LaRue.
03:21:08 Fuck, yeah. Yeah.
03:21:09 Okay. No, I can understand, but it's shallow.
03:21:11 Shallow? I didn't care what his position was, I just.
03:21:13 Charlie sounds like a piece of shit to me.
03:21:15 I don't know, I'm okay with you protesting.
03:21:17 I'm okay with you doing almost anything in the world means.
03:21:20 But when your freedom starts and cringing and cringing, infringing on me
03:21:24 and cringing and infringing.
03:21:25 Is that the same word encroaching is encouraging a word?
03:21:29 I don't know. I think I said that right.
03:21:32 When your freedom to protest blocks everything and I got a take.
03:21:35 I'm trying to pick my kids up and I got to walk all the way around
03:21:38 a different way, because I don't think you said that right.
03:21:40 Your blocking the easement, and I have a problem with what you're trying to say.
03:21:43 I don't even care what you have to say.
03:21:44 Say it a little bit back further.
03:21:47 Yes, I apologize, I thought that was Charlie Leduff.
03:21:50 I know, I know what, Charlie,
03:21:52 what the next topic is going to be for the show
03:21:56 Fledge Rants Live.
03:21:57 This week we will be doing drugs.
03:22:00 You heard me right.
03:22:01 Drugs.
03:22:04 Oh, not the topic.
03:22:05 I'm just saying in general.
03:22:06 Do you got the dogs and cats?
03:22:07 Can you can you play that?
03:22:09 Oh, I will, I will get it.
03:22:10 Because when I go to YouTube it's the first thing that pops up all of a sudden.
03:22:19 You hear that?
03:22:22 At least it used to be.
03:22:23 No, I can't hear a goddamn thing.
03:22:25 Good.
03:22:25 That's what.
03:22:39 Oh, while you're doing that, I forgot to play this.
03:22:41 I couldn't play this on,
03:22:44 So I don't want.
03:22:45 I want to make fun of everyone fairly.
03:22:46 You brought that up, and it was a great point.
03:22:49 They're eating the cats. Eat this.
03:22:51 Save it, save it. Hang on. I made fun of Donald Trump.
03:22:54 I got to make fun of Kamala, and then we'll do that other way.
03:22:56 Who's making fun of Donald Trump?
03:22:58 Why was he making fun of Donald Trump?
03:23:00 I mean, this isn't coming right up to spite of what are gonna happen.
03:23:05 I'm making money.
03:23:07 The the what did you dream?
03:23:10 Okay. Do I.
03:23:16 Hate.
03:23:19 Hold up.
03:23:20 I think this is implying that she's under.
03:23:26 Grew up now.
03:23:28 Hey, hey hey.
03:23:35 Hey. There's also a subtle hidden message.
03:23:37 Her hands are dirty about Donald Trump.
03:23:40 Come on, come on, come on.
03:23:42 I said,
03:23:43 Pamela,
03:23:45 come on, come on.
03:23:47 When she wants to be in, you come out.
03:23:52 True.
03:23:52 The reason she's smart, she wants to be.
03:23:54 But because they're gonna die in the mighty come fire.
03:23:59 No no no no no no no no no no no no
03:24:04 no. Come on now with the brawler, which I'm gonna call her, he can't go.
03:24:07 Okay, now please come.
03:24:09 Oh, is listening to the people around ringside.
03:24:11 He's opening his heart to hit on them.
03:24:13 He he he feels what they feel.
03:24:16 Oh, wait. I can.
03:24:19 Also, I can't in Springfield.
03:24:22 They're eating the dogs.
03:24:23 They're eating the cats. Eat the cat.
03:24:25 Eat the cat.
03:24:26 They're eating the dogs.
03:24:28 You're eating the cats.
03:24:29 Eat the cat.
03:24:30 Eat eat the cat.
03:24:32 Eating the cat. They're eating the dogs.
03:24:34 Eat the cat. Eat, eat, eat the cat.
03:24:37 The cat. Tehran.
03:24:38 So don't push me.
03:24:39 I ain't got no Trump trying to grab him by the Senate.
03:24:41 When some Haitians somewhere out in Springfield, women doing cartwheels.
03:24:45 Have you seen Garfield the cat?
03:24:47 Have you seen snowball? It's about to snowball.
03:24:49 I'm about to go off.
03:24:51 I can't let this go on. Miss me? Like an error ball.
03:24:53 Tell me when my cat is coughing up like a hair.
03:24:56 So we were told that there was not takeover apartment takeovers, right?
03:25:01 Oh, media.
03:25:02 But the media work
03:25:04 was clear that there was not apartment takeovers.
03:25:09 What about,
03:25:12 So here is what,
03:25:15 in, in Springfield, except less lip smacking.
03:25:18 Colorado.
03:25:19 I I'm almost done.
03:25:22 CDC management, the only two buildings that were,
03:25:26 you saw in the media making you saw people eating cats out front of and all that.
03:25:30 And they said that the.
03:25:31 And you saw the one video on this show of them breaking into the apartment
03:25:35 from the ring camera across the way.
03:25:38 They're eating the dogs.
03:25:39 See if you can find that story.
03:25:40 On the Venezuelan gangs taking over the apartment building in Colorado.
03:25:43 We have new information
03:25:44 on what we've learned is happening inside an apartment complex.
03:25:48 This video shows ami, this video of a building knocking on doors
03:25:53 and entering an apartment.
03:25:54 The apartment complex is at 12th and Dallas and Aurora.
03:25:58 In doing so, it wasn't a ring.
03:25:59 Camera was a blink camera. What the fuck is a blink camera?
03:26:02 We saw it taken over
03:26:04 several apartment complexes Venezuelan gangs are taking over the real estate.
03:26:08 They're becoming real estate developers.
03:26:10 And they have.
03:26:11 Do they get little cards?
03:26:12 Their little card is a bullet. Yes.
03:26:15 Bishop Kamala Harris will work to deliver on that and secure the border.
03:26:18 Who's to blame? Carousel, if you will, continues.
03:26:21 The city says the property management team is simply not doing enough
03:26:25 to help these residents.
03:26:26 In an interview
03:26:28 with that property management team last week, they say that that building
03:26:32 is actually being controlled by a certain gang and they feel helpless.
03:26:36 There's nothing they can do about it.
03:26:37 They've, in fact, have kind of pushed out the property management
03:26:41 through intimidation and then, collected the rents and the arrests have been made.
03:26:45 But these operations are now are still ongoing.
03:26:48 And you shouldn't be too surprised about that.
03:26:51 Oh, wait, I can just do this.
03:26:55 So this is a guy.
03:26:58 That was, I was supposed to be a video.
03:27:01 Where's the video?
03:27:02 He gets beaten up down the hallway there.
03:27:04 You can see him getting beaten up. This is a guy that works for you.
03:27:06 You can find that story on the Venezuelan gangs. Take us.
03:27:09 We already talk to you. Things.
03:27:10 CBC management representative that went
03:27:14 so basically worked for the landlord and went to,
03:27:18 check out a three bedroom apartment because it was empty.
03:27:21 But there were already people there when they were bribed him. 500 bucks.
03:27:23 He refused. They beat the shit out of them.
03:27:25 And they're Haitian and Venezuelan.
03:27:28 I'm sorry. I don't know why I said Haitian.
03:27:29 They're Venezuelan gangs. Oh, no. How dare you?
03:27:33 Braces.
03:27:34 They're both Venezuelan Haitians. Look.
03:27:35 Look similar, No, but they both are total.
03:27:42 That's fine.
03:27:42 It lasted them.
03:27:43 It was fine places to live.
03:27:46 Well, there's the video of them actually getting his ass kicked.
03:27:49 It's very small. I don't know why.
03:27:51 When I went to high school, there was, I think three black people.
03:27:55 But he is currently getting his ass kicked down the hall there by the
03:27:59 Venezuelan gangs that the media said doesn't even exist on the Venezuelan.
03:28:04 That's the same video.
03:28:05 I've never thought of that, but I am very curious.
03:28:07 Now what?
03:28:08 What the outcome of that would be.
03:28:11 Walgreens is closed.
03:28:13 Everything is closing because of the gangs in Aurora.
03:28:15 And all the business owners are saying, yes, this is absolutely true.
03:28:18 Aurora, Colorado, from Wayne's World.
03:28:23 No, that's that's not Colorado.
03:28:26 They're from those. Aurora.
03:28:28 Oh, no, it was Aurora fucking California.
03:28:30 It was it California.
03:28:31 They're they're they're from Aurora.
03:28:34 Pretty sure.
03:28:35 Was it Aurora, Ohio.
03:28:36 Yeah okay. Right.
03:28:38 But Aurora was right. Right. Yeah. Aurora.
03:28:40 Hold on a year, a year we saw
03:28:45 Aurora. Yeah. Waynesville.
03:28:46 Aurora. Yea 92. Are you can enjoy that.
03:28:49 You were alive.
03:28:50 You experience that Delta because usually I'm content.
03:28:54 But if you take my dogs then I'm turning in the John Wick hamlet.
03:28:57 Hey, bird, better drop it.
03:28:59 Could you touch my pet thing?
03:29:00 I'm pulling up like CrossFit.
03:29:02 Dogs are eating the cats.
03:29:04 Eat the cat, eat the cat.
03:29:10 Oakland.
03:29:11 They're okay.
03:29:13 Traore.
03:29:14 It's pretty crazy, but,
03:29:19 I was going to save it.
03:29:20 I did my own drop. No,
03:29:22 Oh, no.
03:29:24 I'm not sure.
03:29:25 What did he say?
03:29:27 I don't know what you just said because you own,
03:29:29 Oh, me, I had to.
03:29:31 I had so much on it as bait perfectly that, Rachel Maddow,
03:29:38 he was just the kind of athlete, the kind of star that was perfectly cast
03:29:42 on the Los Angeles Lakers, which is.
03:29:46 Know if I can ask you to say, oh, I go, to Bill Rhoden, who's the star
03:29:50 that was there all on the Los Angeles Lakers.
03:29:54 Los Angeles Lakers could be the. If I could ask you this.
03:29:56 This is recently.
03:29:57 They're all in. He's the.
03:30:00 If you read the, Oh, hold on a second.
03:30:08 This just in.
03:30:09 Kobe Bryant died in a helicopter crash.
03:30:11 There are people who get into helicopter accidents on accident. Man.
03:30:18 The man makes it to them, man.
03:30:20 You know, sometimes it just happens, man.
03:30:26 Again, I got to stick up for him.
03:30:27 I know exactly what he meant by that.
03:30:29 Sometimes they're a bunch of mindless changes.
03:30:31 Sometimes a helicopter just crashes.
03:30:33 It wasn't shot at by an Iranian missile or.
03:30:36 Dude, when that happened that next couple days, we heard all kinds of shit.
03:30:41 Plane was, helicopter was flying in the fog next to a mountain.
03:30:44 It hits the mountain, right?
03:30:46 Isn't that ax I Kim's razor?
03:30:49 The shortest, always was like, get my ass to this stupid thing.
03:30:53 Hurry up.
03:30:55 Fly through the fog.
03:30:56 I know what I'm doing. Oops.
03:30:57 Oh, no. Too late.
03:30:59 The story of Kobe Bryant.
03:31:05 Oops, sorry.
03:31:07 Oops. Oops. Sorry. Kobe Bryant.
03:31:12 That is really bizarre.
03:31:14 It is.
03:31:16 Not saying that's not tragic.
03:31:17 I'm just saying that it is.
03:31:19 Oh, okay.
03:31:20 That'd be kickass, I mean, no more. It really wasn't.
03:31:23 Here's more video of them moving ahead.
03:31:24 Okay. Yeah, that makes sense. How they moving.
03:31:26 So that's how they were doing it actually is the Venezuelan
03:31:29 gangs took over the actual lease rental office
03:31:32 and just started leasing apartments and taking money
03:31:36 from other people.
03:31:37 Yeah, that's how it worked for cashing the checks.
03:31:41 I'm sure they were just taking money from cash.
03:31:43 Yeah, you got to pay.
03:31:44 You got to if you if you got to go to apartment 107
03:31:48 in building E and give somebody 500 bucks cash in 2024,
03:31:52 you should probably go to the go to the home
03:31:55 Association, or at least the I don't know who you're you're.
03:31:59 Well, maybe not though. That's 500 bucks, though.
03:32:00 Probably like, dude, we were paying 1600, right?
03:32:03 Yeah, I checked last week.
03:32:05 Okay. Yeah, that makes sense.
03:32:07 And they claim anybody that they talked to
03:32:09 claim that they didn't know that that wasn't the official leasing agent.
03:32:16 That's not bad.
03:32:17 I should be showing that again.
03:32:19 Yeah, it was bad.
03:32:20 Do they look like official leasing agents to you?
03:32:23 Now I'm on to their tricks.
03:32:24 This is them.
03:32:25 Like moving in. Yep.
03:32:32 They're like, oh, sorry, I forgot.
03:32:34 I'm sorry, I forgot the key.
03:32:35 We're going to have to kick in the door this time,
03:32:37 but I assure you, we'll get the lock fixed.
03:32:40 Yeah, the lack of follow through kind of pisses me off.
03:32:42 These things are all called for people that aren't paying attention.
03:32:44 These are all called red flags.
03:32:47 I've got my, finger on the pulse, as they say.
03:32:51 That was perfect timing with the duty.
03:32:52 Duty?
03:32:55 That's fun.
03:32:55 While it lasted, though, it was.
03:33:01 Was his bitches name.
03:33:03 Those are real
03:33:05 red gals.
03:33:06 It's the same chick or different chicks.
03:33:08 Yeah, I'm telling you, she's got hundreds of them.
03:33:10 Is it the same checker? Different checks.
03:33:12 Let's get a different her.
03:33:14 She's just doing titty shit the whole time.
03:33:16 Well, no, she does arts and crafts and survival stuff.
03:33:18 I don't know, titty.
03:33:20 What was that? Hold on. What was that?
03:33:22 She would wipe down her
03:33:25 shoe, make it her own tampons?
03:33:27 No, nine times out of ten, she makes a candle.
03:33:29 Just for the record.
03:33:32 Well, what was she waving towards the crotch,
03:33:34 going, oh, my pussy smiles at the beginning. What was in it?
03:33:36 No toilet paper.
03:33:37 She doesn't use toilet paper, so she.
03:33:42 What's she using for her pussy?
03:33:46 So she said, don't use the toilet paper. Yep.
03:33:49 Just make the handles cardboard so she can put the roll of toilet paper.
03:33:53 She can make a candle out of it. You just. Why not ever. Pussy.
03:33:57 Just do chicks wait for
03:34:00 the vagina from the back up
03:34:05 or do they go top down?
03:34:06 Is that okay? So it's funny you say that.
03:34:09 Typical, my daughter that you always want to wash away.
03:34:12 Why wait for the video?
03:34:13 You want to go away from the vagina, which.
03:34:16 But they're both.
03:34:17 Both directions are away from the vagina. Wonder.
03:34:19 I know you start at the hole.
03:34:21 Whatever you're doing, you start at the taint. I'm sorry.
03:34:23 And you wipe away from the other hole.
03:34:25 Sorry.
03:34:25 Yeah, but they're like, Because paint is like,
03:34:28 like three quarters of this shit's going to build up in the other hole.
03:34:32 No, you're going to you're you rather start of the Clinton wipe downward
03:34:36 because you don't.
03:34:36 You'd rather get pissed towards your butthole rather than shit
03:34:40 on your vagina, right?
03:34:43 You've taught your children wrong.
03:34:45 No. They've got
03:34:46 they're going around in there with shit.
03:34:49 See? You didn't listen.
03:34:50 I said start in the middle of your kids up shit on their vagina.
03:34:53 Start in the middle of the taint and wipe away from the other hole
03:34:56 every time.
03:34:57 No. Yeah.
03:34:59 You wipe the butthole away from the other hole.
03:35:02 You wipe the vagina towards the other hole.
03:35:05 Okay?
03:35:06 But you don't want shit.
03:35:08 You don't want. I don't want your vagina.
03:35:09 I don't have a better chance of shitty vaginal.
03:35:11 You wipe your vagina the way you want.
03:35:13 I don't.
03:35:13 Your kid has a shitty vagina.
03:35:16 No. Nope,
03:35:19 that's not I.
03:35:21 Do you know, because it's just.
03:35:24 That's just the way it is. Why?
03:35:29 Oh, I meant that is really bizarre.
03:35:32 It's going to be my last.
03:35:34 My legs.
03:35:34 Yeah. I'm dying.
03:35:35 You can't
03:35:36 not put them on the Mount Rushmore just because of how influential they are.
03:35:39 Do you ever see the Pink Floyd show?
03:35:41 The Pink Floyd the Kid?
03:35:43 See, I got no problems with Pink Floyd.
03:35:45 At least I think that has never crossed my mind.
03:35:47 I have to think so.
03:35:48 Pink Floyd is two words, so it wasn't actually qualified as a topic.
03:35:51 I would have vetoed it and made them come up with some.
03:35:52 Yeah, so they're a really good band.
03:35:54 Their music is kind of tranquil if you're high or whatever.
03:35:56 They're like fun to listen to, like it's whatever.
03:35:58 But I would like, okay,
03:36:02 I'm going to move on with my life at this point.
03:36:03 One thing we didn't talk about is cool.
03:36:05 Move on.
03:36:06 Watching, moving on with my life,
03:36:07 watching Wizard of Oz while listening to Dark Side of the moon and everything.
03:36:10 Yeah. Okay, cool.
03:36:11 Yeah, I've done that, I did that, yeah, we did that in fucking, high school
03:36:15 right after you got done playing Chutes and Ladders.
03:36:19 But, you know, high school, it was.
03:36:20 It was like, whatever.
03:36:21 It wasn't meant to be, but they forgot one thing.
03:36:24 Or maybe they set it up that way. Cool.
03:36:26 The kid just amazing.
03:36:28 The kid just came out crazy.
03:36:30 Does that make more sense? Doesn't it make more sense?
03:36:32 He just came out of high school. I'm trying to. I'm trying to.
03:36:34 Okay, that doesn't mean I can't.
03:36:36 I can't, I can instead of shooting my jaded I can't protect my job.
03:36:40 It does mean my jaded perspective around when I'm around.
03:36:43 I'm going to try and stop it and say, listen, project.
03:36:45 You project what you like, okay, no, no, no no, pop, give him and I
03:36:48 shut the fuck up because you sat there and you tried to lecture.
03:36:51 You try to lecture some fucking young kid about how, oh, my parents don't love me,
03:36:55 and you're going to sit there and go, oh.
03:36:57 Meanwhile, the kids in there going, oh my God, Pink Floyd's my entire life.
03:37:00 And I'm like, dude, fucking right.
03:37:01 Like, like, you're right, you're right, you're right.
03:37:03 Right. And pink Pink Floyd and parents love our equal.
03:37:07 You got me.
03:37:08 You fucking got me. Ryan's laughing his ass.
03:37:11 They could be.
03:37:12 They fucking could be.
03:37:13 You don't know. It's the child's perspective.
03:37:15 They could be.
03:37:15 Then I have a problem with that Pink Floyd face.
03:37:17 Some children have never met their parents. Some.
03:37:20 Some people have never met. Their parents never will.
03:37:21 And they don't give a fuck about it.
03:37:23 So from your small minded perspective of what your little world is,
03:37:28 it doesn't matter. That doesn't.
03:37:29 That's not the end all, be all of everything.
03:37:31 That's not what people are.
03:37:34 People are actually better off for not having knowing their parents.
03:37:37 My girlfriend was adopted and she potentially
03:37:41 from her research was, talking up, talking.
03:37:45 Her dad was a trucker.
03:37:46 Her dad was potentially a trucker, which assume that was some type of,
03:37:49 you know, hidden queer type situation.
03:37:53 Who knows?
03:37:53 Right.
03:37:54 But she was she was, adopted by, family
03:37:57 that was a bit more well-off and
03:38:01 got a good schooling and so you're just you just came out
03:38:05 and admitted that your girlfriend has daddy issues, white privilege.
03:38:08 White privilege,
03:38:11 good daddy issues, but still daddy issues nonetheless.
03:38:14 No, no, because she doesn't want to meet her other family.
03:38:17 She doesn't give a fuck about them.
03:38:20 She she doesn't consider them family.
03:38:22 She she doesn't.
03:38:23 Well, the only she's the only thing she cares about
03:38:25 is medical history. That's a you don't need a family
03:38:28 to complete yourself, to be whole or to be happy.
03:38:30 So, I mean, I what you're saying is true, but you can also
03:38:33 get get happiness from family from your move.
03:38:36 You mean like sexually not having you talking about going your parents or not?
03:38:41 So I don't have sex with. No, you don't have to.
03:38:43 I mean, you can get happiness from knowing them
03:38:45 and having this from not knowing them,
03:38:46 but that's like saying never going to a Pink Floyd concert
03:38:49 of going to a Pink Floyd concert.
03:38:50 You might have the same happy life.
03:38:52 You might not.
03:38:52 But, no, I would just say going into it, the real is going to be the reality of is
03:38:56 it is you, Mr. Pink Floyd concert.
03:38:58 So the reality in this case is you're missing out on a relationship
03:39:01 with your parents, whether that's good or bad, that's a fact.
03:39:06 Going to a Pink Floyd concert and then hearing about
03:39:08 going to a Pink Floyd concert are two completely different things.
03:39:12 Yeah.
03:39:12 And so as a parents love, you started that shit, not me.
03:39:17 But hearing about the parents love
03:39:19 versus comparing to ridiculous things that aren't equal.
03:39:23 Hold on, hold on. Pause.
03:39:24 I mean, again, I'm not a video.
03:39:27 You can't pause me.
03:39:28 No. Hold on.
03:39:29 You can just keep this is.
03:39:30 No, wait. Where is it?
03:39:32 It's a ring. Don't you out of. Sure.
03:39:33 Do I love it?
03:39:35 I'm pretty sure that's what that is.
03:39:36 Gary, hopefully you're watching.
03:39:37 Never forget if you are the result of whatever is just a way of countering
03:39:43 somebody who won with the most simplest argument.
03:39:47 Here comes the blitz.
03:39:48 And here's Brady.
03:39:49 So what I did there is I actually reductio absurdity ad drop ducked over 30 years
03:39:54 or whatever.
03:39:55 Reductio ad absurdum I reductio I think that's how it's I just
03:39:59 I just because again I just mean
03:40:01 if Latin words are supposed to be an insult, I take that as a compliment.
03:40:04 I just won in the most efficient way.
03:40:07 Here's Brady over the top.
03:40:09 And to make it even worse, you.
03:40:10 You're mocking it by calling the most efficient win absurd.
03:40:14 Which then after I won, makes you look even foolish.
03:40:17 On top of losing.
03:40:19 That's the
03:40:19 way we all became the Brady Bunch.
03:40:23 You got to play the rest of that.
03:40:25 That's all I got.
03:40:26 Because you got the rest of it.
03:40:28 No. Actually, I have the story of a man
03:40:31 that is the end of it who was very
03:40:35 with three boys of his own.
03:40:37 You know, I first heard I heard it, I uploaded it,
03:40:41 I was like, wait, I'm not three.
03:40:42 I'm not ever busy with three boys of my own.
03:40:45 That has to go.
03:40:46 And I realized how funny it was, and I'm usually busy so I can make it just.
03:40:49 I'm just busy. No, no, no. Three boys.
03:40:52 The weird in the story, because that's Brady,
03:40:56 who was busy with three minds of his own.
03:41:00 He he.
03:41:02 Yeah, I know all sides people don't do it for me.
03:41:04 But weird sized people definitely do it for me.
03:41:07 It's like an unnatural kind of homosexual.
03:41:09 Like, I'm not in the big women, but but big dudes kind of rep my engine.
03:41:14 That's big dudes.
03:41:14 You were thinking.
03:41:15 We were talking about small people. Gary.
03:41:17 I don't know what the.
03:41:19 I got two mash ups and then I got nothing else.
03:41:23 Well, before you do.
03:41:24 One now, three really quick, we'll do this really quick
03:41:28 because Gary bitched out early so we didn't get.
03:41:33 Did you read my fucking mind,
03:41:37 dude?
03:41:37 Button also plays video
03:41:40 flag.
03:41:44 Oh, press some of our children's.
03:41:47 Dear flag, I was invited
03:41:48 to a child's birthday party that included the adults in the family
03:41:52 and was given specifics about what time to arrive, etc.
03:41:57 I arrived on time as I started to put out the food I had brought.
03:42:02 After spending hours shopping and prepping it,
03:42:05 the hostess told me in front of the guests
03:42:07 that there was too much food and to put mine away.
03:42:11 I come.
03:42:15 I complied because it was the mannerly thing to do.
03:42:19 The next day, her husband asked me whether it made me feel
03:42:23 sour in a way that suggested that had been the wait.
03:42:29 The next day, her husband asked me whether it had me.
03:42:35 In a way that suggested that had been the intent.
03:42:38 What would you do to maintain dignity?
03:42:41 I had absolutely no idea what to do. This is very confusing.
03:42:43 I'm confused and this is sound confused and hurt in the East.
03:42:46 I don't understand what her bitches. What's the problem?
03:42:48 It's all bullshit.
03:42:49 There's no way in any stretch, in any place, if you're rich or poor, that
03:42:53 everyone's anyone in the world is going to say that's too much food for a party.
03:42:58 I also don't understand that it sounds like it's like the there's a
03:43:01 why is she bringing food?
03:43:03 But I didn't I didn't even question that.
03:43:04 I just assume that she she came there to help.
03:43:07 Like she showed up at a party and brought I think
03:43:10 I think she thought she was supposed to bring food
03:43:12 and they were like, I don't know why the fuck you brought this, like, please.
03:43:14 But so then say that.
03:43:16 Say this is like like so nice.
03:43:19 They were trying to put rules in my life.
03:43:20 One is no bullshit if you just just cut the bullshit.
03:43:24 If you walk into a home and you're like, I don't want to be rude, stop right there.
03:43:27 So be rude. Just say whatever it is.
03:43:30 The next day, her husband.
03:43:31 Which meant the fucking person who, because they talked about it after
03:43:34 she was hurt, she was happy with her head and made me feel sour
03:43:38 in a way that suggested that had been the intention.
03:43:40 So they they of course it was.
03:43:42 So this is what now this is what happens to their health,
03:43:46 their health, nuts, or pick any whim or why they like their style of food.
03:43:49 Maybe she's like dirty.
03:43:50 Maybe she's not clean. Maybe. Maybe she's not clean.
03:43:53 Maybe her food is awesome and the host food sucks.
03:43:56 There's many reasons, right? But regardless, we had.
03:43:59 That's why we had it hosted. So.
03:44:03 But chef.
03:44:03 But if you bring food I mean I would just let it the only way.
03:44:06 The only way that makes sense to me is if it was way better.
03:44:08 Because if you leave it out, everybody eats theirs and doesn't yours,
03:44:10 then you're the one that's going to be hurt.
03:44:12 What if it's one of these bitches that, like, thinks they're shit's
03:44:14 and they'll be all in like she it's not so but is.
03:44:17 Yeah.
03:44:17 If it was bad I would because I've actually had shit like that
03:44:20 where I've had people where I was like, I've been to their house, right?
03:44:23 And I'm like, I'm like, I warned my guests.
03:44:25 I've never had an issue.
03:44:26 I'm like, listen, listen, I don't mean to be rude
03:44:28 because my house is like a nightmare anyways.
03:44:30 And you guys are probably saying shit behind my back about my house, but
03:44:33 you need to
03:44:34 know how that was made and where that was made.
03:44:37 But I didn't make them put it away.
03:44:38 I just thought I just I educated everybody.
03:44:40 You choose if you want to eat poodle hair or not
03:44:44 poodle hair.
03:44:45 And then anyway, so,
03:44:49 Yeah.
03:44:50 So my only explanation is why she wanted
03:44:52 way is because it was way better than the hosts.
03:44:54 She was just intimidated because there's nothing worse than make
03:44:57 spending all day making stuff.
03:44:58 And somebody who's just better than you with better tasting food.
03:45:01 And if you do listen as a man, if you go up to a buffet,
03:45:04 you give a shit about people's feelings.
03:45:05 Zooming listen on your own, assuming people want if you're
03:45:09 if you're a man and you go to a buffet, do you give a shit who made who's
03:45:12 even if it's your own wives? No. You're going to eat what you like.
03:45:14 Like I don't I don't. I'm going more for that.
03:45:17 I've gone to a party where I just assumed I.
03:45:20 Because I like to drink beer that is more sophisticated than
03:45:26 your general dipshit.
03:45:27 And so I don't want to drink a beer later.
03:45:30 I don't want to drink a Bud Light or a miller light or whatever
03:45:32 the fuck out of shit beer these assholes have, right?
03:45:34 No, no, I'm saying when you go to someone else's house or party or some shit.
03:45:38 And so I bring my own and I'll bring extra and I'll offer
03:45:42 most people don't take me up on it, but I know that excuse.
03:45:46 I know that, we have way too much beer.
03:45:48 Can you can you just put your.
03:45:49 I bring it for me, I bring it for me.
03:45:52 I was good, you guys, I know I don't want to drink your shit.
03:45:54 Nobody's ever going to say put your. And I'm not offended.
03:45:56 We have not offended. Yeah. No, I'm not offended.
03:45:59 I'm like cool, I'll just drink mine then because I don't want to drink yours.
03:46:02 I've had people done that when I do that when I was really poor
03:46:05 and we would have Busch, Busch light and shit
03:46:06 and somebody would bring over Heineken,
03:46:08 dude, I'd be like, dude, you're at my house.
03:46:09 You got, you know what the cover is?
03:46:11 You got to share your beer with me.
03:46:13 And I would give my guests.
03:46:14 Oh, so you bring it? Yeah.
03:46:15 That's why you bring beer. I bring extra, and it's.
03:46:17 That's why it doesn't make any sense why this person would ever turn away
03:46:20 food or drink that they brought.
03:46:22 Unless they were intimidated.
03:46:24 I don't know, that's that's like how I find a flag.
03:46:27 That's your flag.
03:46:29 That is. I don't bring it as above.
03:46:31 Make it so are they.
03:46:32 Are there any kids involved?
03:46:38 I. What?
03:46:43 Dear flag,
03:46:46 I have a question about invitation etiquette.
03:46:51 We have same thing.
03:46:53 No bullshit.
03:46:53 You don't have to read it.
03:46:54 No bullshit. I want to, I want to invite.
03:46:56 If you don't want to go to my family member,
03:46:58 that fucking watch the Super Bowl, tell him to change it.
03:47:01 If you go, then you just have to be happy for them.
03:47:03 Don't ruin their party.
03:47:04 I want to invite family members and friends I haven't seen or spoken with
03:47:07 in a long time to my children's birthday parties and special events like baptisms.
03:47:13 However, I do not want to seem like I am soliciting gifts or money.
03:47:17 I have had it. You won't.
03:47:18 I have heard that.
03:47:19 Is it that it is improper to request no gifts on the invitation?
03:47:25 Because that assumes gifts would be given?
03:47:27 What is proper etiquette? This.
03:47:30 You know, it sounds like you're a fuckface.
03:47:32 I want to see my family members, but I don't want to offend them, saying
03:47:36 come celebrate.
03:47:37 And of course, New York, New York, New York shout!
03:47:40 That sounds exactly like the NFL's new thing.
03:47:42 They're having a thing called timeout on violence or timeout on on rate on,
03:47:48 racism.
03:47:49 And everybody with any even speck of a brain is like, hold on a second, NFL,
03:47:54 if you're saying time out on the hate and the abuse
03:47:58 and the racism, doesn't that imply that there's going to be a time in.
03:48:03 Right. Yeah.
03:48:04 So what was the deer flag again?
03:48:06 Because as soon as you said that, why don't we just stop?
03:48:09 Why don't we just end racism?
03:48:11 The person wanted to invite people that he hadn't met.
03:48:14 They hadn't seen in a long time to parties and baptisms, but doesn't want to seem
03:48:17 like he is doing it because he wants money from them.
03:48:21 But apparently he's so much of a pussy that writing no gifts somehow
03:48:25 assumes gifts would be given as if, like some kind of presumptuous thing
03:48:30 he wrote on a deer flag one time that was saying no gifts was rude.
03:48:33 And so he's trying to follow etiquette and manners.
03:48:35 Yeah, it seems kind of stupid. I'd rather that so.
03:48:38 Yeah, yeah.
03:48:39 Look, look, if you're an adult, then you're going to sit here
03:48:41 in a way one option versus the other.
03:48:42 I would, I would just rather go.
03:48:45 The no gifts option would be the better choice because God forbid they the
03:48:50 oh my God, they assume that gives might be oh,
03:48:52 how dare they think that gifts would be given.
03:48:55 But they said no gifts do.
03:48:56 I'd rather have them assume that than think that they're they're,
03:48:59 soliciting gifts.
03:49:00 Like, if you're trying to avoid that, that's the fucking thing to say.
03:49:03 I don't know why you're being such a fucking pussy about it.
03:49:05 Well, just don't put anything and don't be disappointed
03:49:07 if somebody gives or doesn't give you a gift,
03:49:09 because that's not the point.
03:49:10 The point is to get together with friends and share their time in their moment
03:49:13 to request, I mean, to request no gifts you could like, easily
03:49:16 put in the invitation like, hey, this is on us.
03:49:18 Don't feel obligated. I can relate, we can relate to that.
03:49:21 So I held a wedding, a big wedding, a big expensive wedding, fed everybody
03:49:25 the whole bit.
03:49:25 So my deal was, when I go to a wedding, I want to know what the what the
03:49:30 the host paid and my gift should be at least what their meal cost to to feed me.
03:49:35 You know they're not it isn't a, it isn't charity for the guests. But.
03:49:38 Yeah but no no, no.
03:49:39 See, I find that bullshit because I ate,
03:49:41 but I don't I don't have a receipt in my pocket.
03:49:43 I don't really care.
03:49:44 I don't want to go to your fucking wedding.
03:49:45 I don't want to pay for your overexpose of meal.
03:49:47 You don't have to really blame lots of people.
03:49:50 Invited income. It's not. I'm saying I don't have to.
03:49:52 My point was, it's not about that. You're making me pay for it.
03:49:55 You shouldn't be asking for a gift. It should just be like, hey,
03:49:59 no. So here's the thing I just went to.
03:50:01 Can I, can I finish?
03:50:03 And you said, can I finish to write?
03:50:05 No. So I was with my wife for ten years.
03:50:08 We know each other for ten years before we got married.
03:50:10 We did not need a fucking blender.
03:50:12 We did not read the register.
03:50:14 We didn't need to register at Sears.
03:50:15 We didn't need to register at fucking Frederick's of Hollywood or whatever.
03:50:19 You know, we had I don't know why I said that was a Victoria's Secret.
03:50:21 Now, we didn't need any of that shit.
03:50:24 So what we did is we were actually friendly with all our guests.
03:50:27 So instead of putting it on the invitation, don't bring gifts.
03:50:31 We basically said, hey, in lieu of gifts.
03:50:33 We didn't put it on that.
03:50:34 We did certainly not put an invitation, but we got word around.
03:50:37 We already have a blender, we have a couch, we have a bed.
03:50:39 We've lived together.
03:50:40 So it's the same thing.
03:50:42 If you feel, you know, we didn't bring we didn't write it on anywhere.
03:50:45 We just got word out that do we have everything?
03:50:47 What's the word? We're not just coming to everyone.
03:50:50 Every single.
03:50:50 We made a joke. I made a joke and got word.
03:50:53 Those are five people that are ten people.
03:50:54 No no no no, there are 200.
03:50:56 But not everybody got word.
03:50:58 But we had we we definitely got it
03:51:01 work though, because we got more casual with what person is a joke.
03:51:04 As a joke we said we registered with fucking America.
03:51:07 If you need just go take a deposit out of there.
03:51:10 Any denomination will do as large as you want and and that's what we want.
03:51:14 You're asking for donations. That's for your best.
03:51:15 We're asking for cash. Yeah, yeah, but you can't.
03:51:18 You would never ask for cash. So we didn't really.
03:51:21 We didn't, but we didn't put any. We.
03:51:23 No we didn't, we didn't write it down though.
03:51:25 We just we had many parties.
03:51:27 We were engaged for a year.
03:51:29 People knew and just they're like, hey, what do you want?
03:51:31 Because we noticed in the, in the invitation you didn't send a registry.
03:51:34 We're like, yeah, because registries are lame and tacky, right?
03:51:37 And those
03:51:37 those are for people that are starting out that need to furnish their house.
03:51:40 You know us. You've been to our you've been to our parties.
03:51:42 We are furnished.
03:51:43 We don't need house stuff.
03:51:47 So what we were doing, which we were trying to save up
03:51:49 and pay for a trip and help pay our bills for the next, the last,
03:51:53 like 2 or 3 people that my girlfriend and I have known that have gotten married.
03:51:59 We've looked at their register items and it's like the most dumbest.
03:52:03 It's nothings like you do because we won friends.
03:52:06 There was like eight.
03:52:06 They got like eight charcuterie boards.
03:52:09 Like 100. Yes they did.
03:52:12 I mean, I had 200 guests, but they came in group.
03:52:13 So you need that money? Sure.
03:52:16 You gotta go and like cups and like, we tried, we tried.
03:52:19 There was service merchandise.
03:52:20 They didn't have a lawn mower.
03:52:21 They didn't have, like, the most practical items they like,
03:52:23 didn't have on the right.
03:52:24 There were some family members that responded even after the fact
03:52:27 and insisted that we registered somewhere because they weren't going to come,
03:52:29 and they just wanted to basically mail us a gift.
03:52:32 So we finally registered IT. Service merchandise.
03:52:34 Do you know how hard it was to pick just 50 things especially?
03:52:38 I mean, we had we didn't have everything, obviously,
03:52:41 but we were we were picking some pretty weird, stupid shit.
03:52:45 And obviously we we picked like two things that we know.
03:52:47 These people, 100 people were didn't were moving out
03:52:51 from their parents and had nothing of like
03:52:55 silverware, plates, cups,
03:52:58 vacuum,
03:53:01 lawnmower. That's great.
03:53:02 Like your comedy, that stuff that. It makes sense.
03:53:05 They didn't have any of that shit on the registry.
03:53:07 They had like six car charcuterie boards and like a,
03:53:10 like a Keurig and like some, like, some dumb shit.
03:53:13 You feel weird, like a necessity, a lawnmower.
03:53:16 It was hilarious. It was kind of funny. It was funny.
03:53:19 What's a shark? Utility board? I'm not.
03:53:21 That's the stupid shit that when you when you go to a winery,
03:53:23 they spend they you spend way too much money for some crackers and cheese
03:53:27 and some salami.
03:53:28 You get sliced up and they bring it up out on this piece of wood
03:53:32 that's called a cutting board.
03:53:35 So it's a cutting board pretty much. Yeah.
03:53:36 But they don't cut on it.
03:53:37 They it's like a display item.
03:53:40 It's like a plate.
03:53:41 That's wood.
03:53:41 It's like a wood plate that they use for.
03:53:44 Right.
03:53:45 She's got like she's got like she had like
03:53:48 seven of them I think she got maybe five people.
03:53:51 But like because they just, they don't know they're flipping through okay.
03:53:53 I'll buy that for the meanwhile they didn't really realize that there was like
03:53:57 several of them.
03:53:59 And it's like, hey, why don't I get them the item that actually matters,
03:54:01 like maybe some pots and pans set or like a
03:54:05 weld and they sure they didn't have it.
03:54:06 They didn't.
03:54:07 They didn't have it. No, we were joking.
03:54:08 We looked at it constantly. We were we were checking on it.
03:54:11 We were laughing about it all the time because they were so unaware
03:54:15 of what they needed.
03:54:16 When they moved out, they were just like it was the dumbest shit I think I did.
03:54:21 Got a fondue set though. That was pretty cool.
03:54:23 I probably would have never had fun.
03:54:25 I never would have had fondue or tried it.
03:54:26 You have.
03:54:27 If you have stuff
03:54:28 and you got people that are close to you
03:54:29 and it's like you put that option out there, wait, you know what?
03:54:32 Come to think of it, I don't think I register for that.
03:54:34 So I take that back.
03:54:34 That was somebody's actual thoughtful gift
03:54:36 because they're like, dude, you got to try this.
03:54:39 It's on.
03:54:40 I think of it oil, cheese and chocolate.
03:54:43 Come. Yeah. Hurry up.
03:54:44 Get that you.
03:54:45 You had to come to think of it, I did.
03:54:47 Do not come.
03:54:49 That's really, really weird.
03:54:51 Do not come, do not come.
03:54:54 They are gone.
03:54:55 And giant, the mighty Coppola.
03:54:59 Come on out of the Rollo.
03:55:00 We have a.
03:55:01 Here he comes.
03:55:01 Oh my.
03:55:05 Last thing for me, because my coverage has been pretty.
03:55:07 Kamala.
03:55:07 Oh, wait, I got the much.
03:55:09 No, I got them.
03:55:11 I got the, You know what?
03:55:14 I can just do the mash ups at the end instead of the the lip smack
03:55:19 this.
03:55:20 I got nuts.
03:55:21 I got nuts in my mouth,
03:55:24 and they're stuck in my teeth.
03:55:27 The nuts are stuck in my teeth.
03:55:29 The time is now.
03:55:31 10:01 p.m..
03:55:47 So. Of course.
03:55:52 Triangles do it because.
03:55:56 Why? I want to know why.
03:55:58 Every time I hear that.
03:55:59 Why the fuck to triangles? Do it?
03:56:01 And why was the shirt off there that's so disturbing?
03:56:04 I don't know, why.
03:56:05 Does he have fucking three in a row at that spot?
03:56:09 He goes, why do triangles make it?
03:56:13 Yeah, it's like three in a row.
03:56:15 Back to back to back.
03:56:16 Just there's video going around.
03:56:19 There's video going around of a Trump.
03:56:20 You know, the Trump rope boat parade that happens every year.
03:56:24 But the what there's a Trump boat parade
03:56:28 down.
03:56:31 Thankfully former Trump is not.
03:56:33 Seriously I saw it on CNN.
03:56:36 I saw it on MSNBC.
03:56:37 I saw it even on Fox briefly and on every possible website
03:56:41 that you could think of all day, all you rich.
03:56:45 So they're showing the, they're showing this boat parade
03:56:48 with a one boat that has two Nazi swastika flags on it.
03:56:52 And the main thing to do with the Trump unity bird,
03:56:54 the one tweet that's being tweeted more than anything
03:56:56 has a picture of Donald Trump Jr on a boat with his family,
03:57:00 and then a split screen with the swastika boat right next to it.
03:57:03 And then I'm saying, oh, not a bad, not a good optic.
03:57:06 Donald, this isn't good.
03:57:07 Doesn't look good sharing a boat parade with a but so what?
03:57:10 It turns out these are Democrat instigators.
03:57:13 Probably working for a three letter agency, just trying to sway the election
03:57:17 because people are going to see this and think, oh, my God.
03:57:19 I mean, we're going to listen, listen.
03:57:22 So this is what the Trump boat parade really did to the same exact boat.
03:57:25 This is what they did, that they were not part of the parade
03:57:30 time.
03:57:32 Oh well from there yelling
03:57:34 Zeke hail Zeke, hail, Hail Trump, Hail Trump.
03:57:38 This is an actual real Trump boat.
03:57:40 The swastika boat is the what?
03:57:42 The little one right behind him.
03:57:44 Oh wow.
03:57:50 And now they're not in the parade anymore.
03:57:52 Fucking well, I sees
03:57:55 they're not nice. Fucking nice.
03:57:57 High noon, you pussy.
03:57:58 You come on.
03:57:58 The guy a pussy when he's got a high noon in his hand.
03:58:00 Come on now, is that a kind of drink?
03:58:03 Think a girl drink here.
03:58:04 Oh, I thought it was. What? The Nazis.
03:58:06 My girlfriend drinks some and my girlfriend's friend drinks them.
03:58:09 Is it a blue moon?
03:58:10 That's a woman's drinking beer too, right?
03:58:12 No, no, no, it's a Belgian white.
03:58:15 I was just trying to guess.
03:58:16 It looks really girly to me.
03:58:19 No, this isn't a blue moon anyway. Oh.
03:58:21 No, I wasn't saying yours.
03:58:22 No, I just know I disagreed, so they should not have a
03:58:25 they should not have a swastika at the Trump parade.
03:58:27 But I mean, imagine like, they didn't just they didn't somebody would imagine
03:58:31 was there for a tiny bit. They snapped the photo.
03:58:33 Yeah. They the media went nuts with it and they got it.
03:58:35 It doesn't even matter.
03:58:36 It doesn't even matter. Say somebody whip their dick out.
03:58:38 Whoever did, it's like that.
03:58:40 Like the one guy was the same one that was inside
03:58:43 the Capitol on, I imagine you being imagine you being at the beach, right?
03:58:47 You're after the fifth, right?
03:58:49 You're at the beach and then like some bathroom on that same beach.
03:58:52 Dude did all the kid, and they're like, Brady, what?
03:58:55 What do you what are you doing? That.
03:58:57 That's exactly what the news is doing. Yeah.
03:59:00 It's like,
03:59:01 that's not fair, right
03:59:04 there.
03:59:05 How dare you fake fake.
03:59:08 You agree with the videos?
03:59:09 You're okay with this? Liminal spaces.
03:59:11 Yeah. Dude, I share the beach.
03:59:12 I don't know why I see the way I'm over here.
03:59:15 And viewpoints of everyone on the beach with me,
03:59:18 clearly.
03:59:19 But see, you're down with.
03:59:21 No, no, no, I was being I was being facetious.
03:59:24 Just sharing a space, liminal or not, does not mean you share the viewpoints
03:59:28 of people around you. Even two squares on a screen.
03:59:31 I promise you that we disagree on some viewpoints.
03:59:34 Association is not I hate, I hate crime by association.
03:59:38 That that irks me more than anything.
03:59:40 It's like charging parents for fucking kids crimes.
03:59:42 It's just nuts. This society is going nuts.
03:59:47 These nuts, I say
03:59:51 nuts. Are there any kids involved?
03:59:53 That's a lot of nuts.
03:59:58 Your mom is so poor,
04:00:01 she went to McDonald's to put a shake on layaway. Oh,
04:00:05 that's the worst joke, mother. So.
04:00:08 Oh, she said, hold on to this girl from the U.S nation.
04:00:13 Proud.
04:00:13 Because one minute I was with them, I had come to the victim.
04:00:17 So I can't seem to find your proof.
04:00:20 I ate the her and you said blah blah blah,
04:00:23 noncompliance and the family trip.
04:00:26 I took a couple of drinks and she with the things I said.
04:00:29 How do you like the show? She said, I was very amused.
04:00:32 I started doing this.
04:00:33 She started doing that
04:00:34 midway through one of the questions she asked to come to school.
04:00:37 And then when I asked, do you have a matching shirt with her?
04:00:40 She said, no, I don't. I only have boyfriend.
04:00:44 I'm more.
04:00:47 That's why I'm so good.
04:00:49 I like that restaurant on The Scream about
04:00:53 that.
04:00:53 I don't
04:00:56 mind, but come on, come on, go go go go.
04:01:01 I was going to say I was going to be in the future with the twins.
04:01:05 Everything sounds so dandy. It's me.
04:01:08 I had no idea I was in for a treat.
04:01:10 After this was established, everything to control was over and she went back to me.
04:01:16 I called every day to see how she would do, and every time that I called her,
04:01:21 it seemed to put me through
04:01:22 what I called the woman doctor, the person I call the name.
04:01:24 I said.
04:01:33 What you said so
04:01:38 I can't for you.
04:01:41 I was like.
04:01:49 What do I get to say?
04:01:51 What?
04:01:53 You treat my girl.
04:01:54 I don't say what you think.
04:01:57 I know what you did.
04:01:58 The first semester of the school year.
04:02:01 I went to a game.
04:02:03 Where would you go?
04:02:04 Let's go. You fill out a closet?
04:02:07 No, no, no, it's on my way to see my baby.
04:02:10 Don't know what's happened.
04:02:11 You say I walk in front of the girl.
04:02:14 Make sure you did.
04:02:16 You tell me it's still a freak. Show me.
04:02:18 That was for the moment.
04:02:21 In your dream, you were trapped and opened up to me.
04:02:26 Oh, snap.
04:02:28 Guess what I saw.
04:02:29 Where is door three? Girl in her mouth.
04:02:32 I was so in shock. My heart went down south.
04:02:35 So please listen to the message that I say.
04:02:37 Don't ever talk to a girl who said she just has a friend.
04:02:40 Has a friend has a 21.
04:02:46 Like when you can
04:02:47 steal music and get away with it.
04:02:50 Oh, it's just sampling.
04:02:52 They just call it sampling now, right?
04:02:54 Yeah. Well, they call it sampling back then, but Mr.
04:02:56 Strength, Street knowledge.
04:03:01 What about this?
04:03:04 Sweater topic I.
04:03:09 Know I got to go back on YouTube.
04:03:13 Don't give me that mask.
04:03:16 No, no, no, but I.
04:03:20 Recommend this young one.
04:03:23 But it doesn't go back to back.
04:03:26 Give it up.
04:03:27 What's other hats that they blur out?
04:03:33 They're literally saying all kinds of shit that I heard.
04:03:36 Okay,
04:03:38 but they can't have underwear on there.
04:03:41 Oh. Okay,
04:03:44 okay.
04:03:45 I'm take my wife's name. Be.
04:03:49 I'm trying to come up
04:03:52 here. Go get it over the phone.
04:03:55 Oh my God. Yeah. Oh, no. Yeah. Hey. But you,
04:03:58 this.
04:04:03 Way it was on my.
04:04:09 Flag.
04:04:09 It was so horrible for the world.
04:04:17 Hey, I said racist.
04:04:20 Oh. What? You.
04:04:20 I take it up for the nigga like raiders on the game. Up.
04:04:25 Oh, okay.
04:04:28 Oh, okay.
04:04:29 Oh, yeah.
04:04:31 Okay, okay.
04:04:34 Yeah yeah yeah.
04:04:36 Racial slurs about it.
04:04:39 Because I got a, I got a yeah Gary.
04:04:43 Yes I got way more kid. Yes.
04:04:45 Yeah yeah yeah I yeah yeah
04:04:49 yeah I get it.
04:04:51 Yeah yeah yeah.
04:05:09 And then I got one more,
04:05:11 I got one more, I got that one I got one more.
04:05:14 Just for the kid.
04:05:15 Oh yeah.
04:05:17 For the life.
04:05:18 This is that I should some of the I should I was talking about I couldn't wait.
04:05:22 The three of these people are alive, but there's no way
04:05:25 Stanley getting by on the West Side.
04:05:28 She's Doctor Dre right there.
04:05:29 Hey, there you go.
04:05:31 Is he your to make?
04:05:32 So keep it. Ain't you different?
04:05:34 She came from the just kicking your baby.
04:05:38 But you okay.
04:05:41 It's all make your okay. All right.
04:05:43 You know you never change.
04:05:45 No took a page from the page.
04:05:47 It's only taking baby.
04:05:50 Only one.
04:05:50 Take them two motherfuckers right.
04:05:53 Sounds exactly like two. Fuck that.
04:05:54 You throwing up the cup against the G? Wait.
04:05:57 Somehow he's living past his death.
04:06:00 It's the same.
04:06:00 It's the same style.
04:06:01 The voice, the way you said.
04:06:04 Ready? Flipping faster.
04:06:05 Never let a pussy. There's, like, a little bit of it
04:06:08 that sounds a little off, but it's barely there.
04:06:10 Better step.
04:06:11 You got the I hear you, I hear a hiss.
04:06:14 They like press to make it sound so niggas know like to fuck with me.
04:06:18 You can make a make answer me sound real.
04:06:20 But that music that came from the script yourself a play.
04:06:23 Call me back like they forgot.
04:06:25 Put this just like even like a one of these
04:06:27 little one of these beats from that era.
04:06:29 From the from the friggin two five.
04:06:31 I think it's funny.
04:06:32 All eyes on the album. It's got that vibe
04:06:36 to your piece that they can just
04:06:38 fit in that album and go make something that sounds like this, you know?
04:06:42 Right.
04:06:42 Like the same thing I would tell people about, hey, okay, it's an option.
04:06:46 Nobody's ever going to force you to listen to it.
04:06:48 If you don't like it, don't listen to it.
04:06:50 It's amazing that that they can do it right.
04:06:52 I love this guy.
04:06:53 This guy's alive, man.
04:06:55 Homie, don't let anybody use it to.
04:06:57 I wouldn't like to hear new songs from dead people.
04:06:59 Is lying.
04:07:00 Ain't no right. Yeah, I mean, it might be.
04:07:03 It might be weird.
04:07:04 I mean, it might be even almost like.
04:07:07 Like if they shot me at a red light. Be.
04:07:10 I don't want them ever to.
04:07:11 I don't want them ever to pawn it off as real facts on my back blood.
04:07:16 These shows want to show.
04:07:17 And I think that we have actually, I don't know.
04:07:19 We have access. We have access to all these tools.
04:07:21 Now, I'm sure the record industry has had access to them for ten years.
04:07:25 I want to be so bold that they don't hire like most main
04:07:29 top musicians don't write their own shit, they buy it.
04:07:32 But nowadays they don't even have to buy it.
04:07:34 They just manufacture it.
04:07:36 They they.
04:07:37 That's.
04:07:38 But but it's be like as long as we as long as we do it right though,
04:07:42 it's going to broaden the creativity and it should make it way better.
04:07:45 It won't, but they should make it better for the country music artist Hardy,
04:07:50 it was it had had sold, you know, to 20,
04:07:53 30, 40 songs that he wrote prior
04:07:57 to even like attempting to like do his own shit.
04:08:01 And they were they were
04:08:03 hit songs for other country artists and just
04:08:07 he just got to stay low key for a while and then just kind of
04:08:09 started doing his own shit.
04:08:12 And I know there's there's purists that probably have a problem with that,
04:08:15 but I don't, you know, because he, I assume at some point it's like
04:08:19 it's like, look, if I, if I'm, if I'm writing songs
04:08:22 that are that good, why don't I just put them out myself?
04:08:24 I look at myself.
04:08:25 And John didn't write most of his music,
04:08:27 but then he also wrote, yeah, that is weird.
04:08:29 There's a lot of artists that he wrote don't do that.
04:08:32 He wrote stuff.
04:08:33 What do you think of that, though?
04:08:35 I think it's great because to me it's like doing karaoke.
04:08:37 Like, I, I could sit there and rap somebody else's raps.
04:08:40 I'd rather write something that, you know.
04:08:42 So yeah, but that I wrote
04:08:44 you might have somebody that knows
04:08:45 how to work on a car and somebody knows how to cook.
04:08:48 That's fine, but that's not where the artistry lies.
04:08:50 Artists realize that. Yeah, it does it. Absolutely.
04:08:52 Artistry.
04:08:52 Team lighting is one thing, audio is another.
04:08:55 I guess if you're both artist, what if what if you have a beautiful voice
04:08:59 on writing something? Sure.
04:09:00 But if you're just being handed something going,
04:09:02 hey, sing it like this, sing it this way in Elton John.
04:09:05 In fact, he could write music.
04:09:07 He couldn't write lyrics or words.
04:09:08 From what I understood,
04:09:10 he would come up with the piano and someone let you work off it,
04:09:13 and he could sing it, but he couldn't come up with
04:09:14 maybe because he didn't like it. But when you movie
04:09:18 the movie, they told you that,
04:09:22 I don't know.
04:09:22 But if so, you that rock, you might have a beautiful voice.
04:09:26 You might have a beautiful voice,
04:09:27 but not a thought in your head to put two words together.
04:09:30 Somebody else puts words together and you can sing them.
04:09:32 I'm fine with that. Like two people if you like.
04:09:33 If you're if you kind of make it together
04:09:37 and you have that conversation as you go, even if the other person is more creative
04:09:40 than you are, at least you're like having that conversation as you go and you're
04:09:43 everybody on the go.
04:09:44 Everybody on the team has to be again to to write the song, to go,
04:09:48 hey, these are the the lyrics of the song like they used to do that.
04:09:52 How many, how many?
04:09:53 There were several songs back in the day that were sung by multiple artists.
04:09:58 I don't know, I can't remember, but some of, like, the,
04:10:01 40s, 50 songs, some of them were sung by multiple artists.
04:10:05 The same song?
04:10:06 Yeah. It was a popular song.
04:10:09 I don't understand how they were able to do that back then, though,
04:10:11 because it was just not written by because he was licensed to multiple people.
04:10:14 Right? Because the records, they didn't write it.
04:10:16 There were writing labels like there were no, they didn't give a shit
04:10:20 if you you would bring
04:10:23 that one song that everyone sings when they're asked to sing.
04:10:26 I can't think of the name now.
04:10:27 Yeah.
04:10:28 It was, it was still the term German art.
04:10:30 So if like if someone were to like if,
04:10:33 I don't know, modern day artists were to paint.
04:10:36 A specific picture.
04:10:38 If I were to paint, try to make a mimic of that specific picture.
04:10:41 What I sound like I'm in a stutter there.
04:10:43 And then would I be able to be sued for, like, copyright infringement?
04:10:49 I don't think so.
04:10:49 But if I were to draw Mickey Mouse, would that be copyright infringement?
04:10:53 So what's what's the difference between.
04:10:55 Well, yeah, drawing Mickey Mouse and, making
04:10:58 making a song that uses the Fantasia, like.
04:11:01 So I'm not a lawyer, but people have argued this out as far as I know.
04:11:05 Yeah. The the likeness. And you have to argued in court.
04:11:07 You can basically do whatever you want,
04:11:09 but then they challenge it and if they win,
04:11:11 then you have to pay them or take it down.
04:11:13 Yeah, I think the overall if you're I thought I it was always
04:11:16 if you're making money off of it then that's a problem.
04:11:20 If you're not then it's not.
04:11:21 But then they at some point looped in this clause of like, oh,
04:11:26 the audience that is watching yours is potentially getting it for free
04:11:29 when they would be going to the main thing.
04:11:31 And it's like, yeah, but if it's bastardized,
04:11:33 they're really not getting it for free.
04:11:35 They're getting a bastardized version.
04:11:36 So I don't understand why they're able to do it.
04:11:38 I'm going to reveal my secret, my secret invention
04:11:41 that I'm trying to work out in coding and stuff in websites.
04:11:45 There used to be websites where you would have to copy shit,
04:11:47 and you would take the code and put it on your website.
04:11:49 But then one day somebody went, why can't we just embed code?
04:11:53 Meaning that
04:11:54 if somebody has a paragraph on their website,
04:11:56 you can just put that paragraph on your website
04:11:57 and they get credit, they get citing, they get everything.
04:12:00 All the ads that are on their page will now show up on your page.
04:12:02 It's called embedding.
04:12:04 For the life of me, I can't find any streaming that's like that.
04:12:07 For example.
04:12:08 Now by saying this out in the public, I'm probably ruining my I'm
04:12:11 not going to make a billion off of it,
04:12:12 but I'm the kind of person that doesn't give a shit.
04:12:14 I'd rather just get the idea out there because I don't know how to realize it.
04:12:17 Why can't we embed a music video into our streaming right now,
04:12:21 and they still get all the ad and credit for it, just like we do with websites?
04:12:25 Why doesn't that exist?
04:12:26 Why can't I invent that? Right?
04:12:28 Because then people would or they get their like, don't right now.
04:12:32 It's like, don't steal my stupid creation of three seconds.
04:12:35 I made some shit or something.
04:12:36 I don't know what they do, that that's what they do.
04:12:39 But instead of paying for it.
04:12:41 Yeah, I'm not talking digital rights management.
04:12:44 That pretty much stops.
04:12:45 And I'm talking about like,
04:12:46 we could put a flat trans video out there and no one sometimes, oh allow it.
04:12:50 It would automatically like a feed. Yeah.
04:12:53 But they'll, they'll allow you to use the content.
04:12:56 But any ad revenue would goes to them.
04:12:58 It comes in like
04:12:59 but no matter what we do, the videos that we're playing on our video
04:13:02 become a part of our video and there's nothing we can do about that
04:13:04 except put a link down in the bottom and say, please go check them out.
04:13:07 What I'm saying is the video in our video would be their video.
04:13:10 There's no reason why the video in our video shouldn't be their video.
04:13:14 It's called embedding in websites and we should do it in video.
04:13:16 And it's a brilliant idea.
04:13:17 And somebody who can do that needs to do that.
04:13:19 You'll become a millionaire if you don't.
04:13:21 It's not the actual it's not the actual technology.
04:13:24 It's in the licensing and getting the people to sign up that,
04:13:27 you know, hey, once you put your ad in our streaming
04:13:29 or whatever you're trying to, you know, whatever content you're trying to spread,
04:13:32 that content would now be embedded in everyone else's videos, that
04:13:35 you would still get the views and it would be just like they watched it.
04:13:38 Right now. I embed this video everywhere.
04:13:41 The Rumble video is embedded on other websites, but it's not embedded
04:13:44 with it.
04:13:45 I'm embedded with it, but it's not embedded in anyone else's video.
04:13:48 That technology is not there.
04:13:49 Hopefully that embedded in anybody else, it should be.
04:13:52 That's $1 billion idea to embed it into somebody,
04:13:57 to embed a video into a video that it gets called right back to the original video.
04:14:00 That's as simple as I can say it. Right.
04:14:02 And I looked it up. There's no yeah.
04:14:03 If it's playing like I don't see why you couldn't.
04:14:06 Yeah. The downside is the same thing with other websites.
04:14:08 If that video disappears and your video calls for it
04:14:10 then it would be like, sorry, this video is not available on websites.
04:14:13 That shit happens all the time.
04:14:14 Not an issue.
04:14:15 You just go up, I guess,
04:14:16 like I try to find a video that's 20 years old
04:14:18 and the link's gone on the website that's there. That's normal.
04:14:22 But for for
04:14:24 content that was still valid and still up, it would just be all shared.
04:14:27 It'd be like a happy world where everyone would get paid for what they had.
04:14:30 You don't have to put your video at once,
04:14:31 and it would stream from that one source to
04:14:33 it would remove the tax on these content delivery systems that have to have
04:14:37 so many servers and so much electricity, so that just in case
04:14:40 18,000 people decide to watch one video, it doesn't crash this way.
04:14:45 It would just distributed over everyone's computer already.
04:14:47 But that's another story.
04:14:49 Here's a video dedicated to the kid to end.
04:14:52 No, no, the kids.
04:14:55 No, I just a mash up separate.
04:14:58 Oh thanks, Brady.
04:15:01 Thanks, Brady.
04:15:03 So here's the problem.
04:15:04 When we do mash ups we mash up really well.
04:15:05 The rap meaning the theme song
04:15:07 Mash is really good with rap because that's a contrasting thing.
04:15:09 The premise is the theme song is based on a 70s rock pattern.
04:15:12 So whenever, you know, I think the 70s rock or any rock, rock
04:15:17 and be like all over the place when it comes to patterning, the the it's
04:15:21 a thing I do, you know what the rock is always for for to change.
04:15:27 You know what I'm saying when it comes to trying to lay a rap over it,
04:15:30 when it comes to trying to lay a rap over, because there can
04:15:32 be kind of breakdowns and shit and you might want to speed up, slow down.
04:15:36 And if you just slapping something over the top of it, it might not fit well here,
04:15:40 here and there.
04:15:40 But so the one thing I like is,
04:15:43 Stone Cold Cream is an incredibly fast song already.
04:15:47 What's the beats per minute on that fucker?
04:15:49 So stone cold crazy. Try to try to.
04:15:51 I don't know, know that that is Queen stone cold crazy, stone cold
04:15:55 Steve Austin, Metallica. Metallica redid it.
04:15:57 Let's try the one you know.
04:15:58 No, I don't know any. No. Definitely not.
04:16:02 I don't know either.
04:16:02 I should probably know the Queen one, but I don't know either.
04:16:04 They sped it up to try and match her, and I'm not gonna pretend I'm not going
04:16:07 to be like the story of Metallica or, you know, I'm not gonna be a poser.
04:16:11 A ticket that
04:16:14 it is a folder.
04:16:15 Oh, I've been accused of calling him a poser before.
04:16:18 So, you know what?
04:16:19 In 1988, when I was his age or roughly his age, when everything like
04:16:23 that mattered to me, being called
04:16:24 a poser would have been the worst thing I would have been doing.
04:16:27 You fag. A gay, fucking a woman.
04:16:30 Never call me a poser. That was like poison.
04:16:33 Poison allegedly
04:16:34 learned the songs like the whole record company,
04:16:37 wrote the whole album, wrote the songs their first album,
04:16:39 and then went and found the pretty faces that look like women to put on makeup.
04:16:43 I do, but I picked up that album.
04:16:44 I was like, oh my God, there's a woman motley crew band. This is amazing.
04:16:46 This. They're so hot.
04:16:48 And my friends like, dude, those are dudes, man.
04:16:51 Well, but anyways,
04:16:52 my point being that that's really bizarre is really, really fast.
04:16:56 That's.
04:17:10 It just doesn't work like the other ones.
04:17:22 Keep.
04:17:36 What's your topic?
04:17:38 That's nice.
04:17:39 Brady.
04:17:42 Topic is listening.
04:17:44 You know, it's it's.
04:17:48 Okay, man.
04:17:51 My do look
04:17:53 like Jesus.
04:17:55 I do look,
04:17:57 I think he's gonna.
04:17:59 Oh, sweetie, do you guys think I'm gay for big dudes?
04:18:02 Oh, do you guys think I'm gay for big dudes?
04:18:05 I love that my rock drowns out queens.
04:18:06 Rock?
04:18:08 Not queens. Right?
04:18:09 But queens rock.
04:18:15 But in all fairness, they recorded that shit in 1970, probably
04:18:19 on, like, a little one track or two track, like microphones up in the air.
04:18:22 So it's that's why it's so tiny and ours is so heavy and compressed and
04:18:27 muddy and wonderful sounding.
04:18:30 I don't know, what do you think about, like,
04:18:33 a topic, like
04:18:35 for a topic like, did you say college?
04:18:39 Yeah. It's great.
04:18:40 We could go online. My kids are in college.
04:18:44 They party a lot.
04:18:44 But what if I'm just saying the school system in general,
04:18:48 the collegiate system, there could be, I don't know, Girls Gone Wild.
04:18:52 There could be, yeah.
04:18:54 College invitation parties,
04:18:57 lots of experimentation.
04:19:00 Like you could do a mashup of that stupid Asher Roth song
04:19:03 that I hate, such as the college song by stupid Asher Roth.
04:19:09 One hit wonder. Yeah. What's she doing now?
04:19:12 Dude, there's. She's in another factory.
04:19:14 She's making it again at Brave Girls and it shorts.
04:19:19 Yeah. So brave.
04:19:20 Brave is,
04:19:23 Of course she's got to, like, moan.
04:19:25 Yeah, Asmr. They gotta keep that clip to,
04:19:30 Yeah, I like it.
04:19:31 She's gotta use a pretty pink rope.
04:19:33 I'm a girl.
04:19:35 Look at my tits.
04:19:36 No, you know what? She actually, I.
04:19:38 Unless there's somebody showing her, she actually does know
04:19:42 there's somebody.
04:19:43 There's somebody filming.
04:19:47 Right.
04:19:48 But, I mean, she's.
04:19:48 And you know what she's doing?
04:19:49 She's just going to YouTube looking this shit up and then just doing it herself.
04:19:53 Just basically.
04:19:54 Oh, wait. Wait, what?
04:19:56 Isn't that what everyone does?
04:19:58 Yeah. That's I said earlier I was like, what is something?
04:20:00 And I was like, hang on, I'm not going to know.
04:20:02 I don't want to know this for just a few minutes.
04:20:04 And it was nice.
04:20:06 Ignorance is nice.
04:20:07 The seeking of knowledge I think, is more,
04:20:10 she just pulled something out of her shirt.
04:20:12 Brady knows that.
04:20:14 No he doesn't.
04:20:15 Yes, that's a different.
04:20:16 That's not her.
04:20:19 Is it those.
04:20:20 Yeah.
04:20:20 Those are those are real tips.
04:20:22 Those are real tips.
04:20:25 Child work.
04:20:26 Come on. Where are they?
04:20:27 She's gonna try not to show them.
04:20:30 See? Yeah. This is a real woman.
04:20:32 She's trying not to show that she briefly did an accident.
04:20:34 She's.
04:20:36 Yeah.
04:20:36 Those are real titties.
04:20:38 Wait.
04:20:39 This is the same brave girls, is it?
04:20:42 Is it before the implants?
04:20:44 It's before she had the implants.
04:20:46 That's a different woman now.
04:20:47 Are you sure it's not her?
04:20:49 Look at the look she's putting.
04:20:50 She's pulling the implants out right now. See you then.
04:20:53 That's a different woman.
04:21:00 This.
04:21:00 So this, this. This brave girls, this price.
04:21:02 I got to go to whack off a woman to.
04:21:05 Oh, look at that one.
04:21:07 Oh. Following bone.
04:21:09 The water.
04:21:11 Wait. Something's wrong with her.
04:21:13 This is all this is is just like a bunch of chicks doing, like, some quick clip.
04:21:17 Gary.
04:21:18 Gary for their titties.
04:21:19 Dude, why do you think people watch these survival videos?
04:21:22 Was the comment the Gary I.
04:21:25 There's something wrong with her though. This is the this one shot.
04:21:27 Somebody should check her temperature because her nipples aren't hard.
04:21:32 Right there.
04:21:33 Yeah, they're missing an opportunity.
04:21:35 What's up? You know what? It's the water.
04:21:38 They should have had some ice cubes out there.
04:21:39 Really quick to harden them up before they shot this part.
04:21:42 I got a feeling they're building to something.
04:21:45 To her delight, I know I am.
04:21:47 Look, she's like, whacking off, working with a rock,
04:21:51 and I can see it in the rocks.
04:21:53 But it's not whack enough. It's wax on.
04:21:55 Wax on dryers. These are boots, so that one's.
04:22:01 Cool.
04:22:01 Yeah, it's, you know, you're just going to have warm water in your boots.
04:22:06 We would do that.
04:22:07 We didn't wrap it in a sock.
04:22:08 You just put a rock at the end of your sleeping bag.
04:22:10 Heated rock.
04:22:12 It needs to, like, let it cool.
04:22:14 Let it cool down a tiny bit because it will burn through your sleeping bag.
04:22:17 Don't put it in right away.
04:22:18 I mean, the warmth will help evaporate the water, but not as much as you think
04:22:22 you're still going to quickly.
04:22:23 So it's not really a matter.
04:22:25 You guys.
04:22:28 You're actually preventing the moisture, an escape route.
04:22:31 So you're having less air.
04:22:32 You're just having a
04:22:34 she's going to catch a fish.
04:22:35 The water is not actually evaporating.
04:22:39 She catches fish.
04:22:41 Oh, I don't
04:22:41 know if you're collecting water from where.
04:22:45 Why is that water brown in that bag?
04:22:47 Because she pulled it out of a swampy river creek.
04:22:50 She's showing you that whatever she took, I think little tampons swab.
04:22:54 She's not doing that.
04:22:55 I think it was a tampon.
04:22:56 There's no way she's actually doing that.
04:22:58 That's a big.
04:22:59 They cut.
04:22:59 They cut right before she says, no way, man, don't we?
04:23:02 We learned how to do that in Girl Scouts.
04:23:05 But a tampon?
04:23:07 No. They took you drank out of a tampon.
04:23:09 They did a bunch of things. What? That was one of them.
04:23:11 How to filter water. It wasn't a tampon.
04:23:13 I don't know what it was, but they also took a tarp,
04:23:16 took a tarp and let it collect water and drip into the center.
04:23:18 So you get fresh.
04:23:20 Do you get it would get kids involved.
04:23:23 Come. All right.
04:23:26 Weird.
04:23:26 Last time I did that. Yeah. See, this is definitely.
04:23:28 So this is the same woman.
04:23:30 This is definitely a different woman.
04:23:32 She said earlier.
04:23:34 She has real tits.
04:23:38 The other one, she looked everything in nature.
04:23:40 She's. Oh, see?
04:23:42 Oh, that was a terrible swing.
04:23:43 Oh, my Lord, she swings like a girl. Oh, no.
04:23:46 Someone's going to get hurt.
04:23:47 Yeah, those are real things.
04:23:50 That's what they're supposed to look like.
04:23:53 Yeah, we got to see the big man.
04:23:55 See? Look, that's a there's a third girl. There's a third.
04:23:57 Yeah, there's no way she perfectly.
04:23:58 She cracks the watermelon like that going through the vat.
04:24:01 He just goes crazy
04:24:04 at third.
04:24:05 You ready man, there's no way.
04:24:08 Wait. We can see it was precut.
04:24:11 Yeah.
04:24:12 There's no way.
04:24:14 Look, you can see it. Look, it hasn't hit yet.
04:24:16 See the cut? Yeah, right.
04:24:18 They cut it like 90, 95% open.
04:24:22 Oh no. It's all the way.
04:24:22 She's just holding it together.
04:24:26 Oh, yeah.
04:24:26 It's,
04:24:29 Yeah.
04:24:29 Look, it's sliced flat all the way through, right?
04:24:32 There's no way to,
04:24:37 If we expect the tits to be real.
04:24:44 You can tell the one.
04:24:45 That's all she does is show her tits.
04:24:47 Yeah, that's definitely her giving her.
04:24:50 Look at my titties. Look at her.
04:24:53 That's her look.
04:24:54 That's the tip.
04:24:55 The good method is looking for titties looking material
04:24:57 the comedian is looking for. Those are real.
04:24:59 Do you see how low they are? Those are real.
04:25:02 I think that's a prerequisite to be on this show.
04:25:11 Wow. I don't even understand what you do with that.
04:25:13 Sit on it.
04:25:15 Think it's your Delta, baby? I sit on it.
04:25:18 It's a shovel.
04:25:18 You made a shovel out of a stick.
04:25:21 I'm sure there was probably one already on the ground.
04:25:24 It's a good point.
04:25:24 I think she was going to dig with her ax. And she.
04:25:27 If you dig with your ax, you're going to.
04:25:28 Even though the ground looks soft, you're going to hit a bunch of rocks
04:25:31 and that ax is going to get dull.
04:25:33 Well, you're just going to like chop versus
04:25:35 like scoop unless you use the side of the blade.
04:25:39 Then you would like, I'm going to come.
04:25:44 You got anything else?
04:25:46 I mean, we want to wrap up.
04:25:48 We don't just want all leave.
04:25:50 I want to make sure you're aware that I'm going to be ending the show.
04:25:53 We're all going to be ending the show.
04:25:55 You can, like, comment, subscribe.
04:25:56 See us next week when we do, God knows what could we?
04:25:59 Colleges could be more tits.
04:26:02 Definitely be more tits, more.
04:26:04 I like this and I'm just happy.
04:26:06 I'm just happy that they got to see the kids.
04:26:09 Yeah, right.
04:26:10 And next week we'll see the sandwich girl.
04:26:12 There's a sandwich. Girl two.
04:26:13 Would you like me to make you a sandwich?
04:26:14 Girl would you like me to make you a sandwich?
04:26:18 I don't know if you're
04:26:18 gonna have to tune in next week to see the sandwich girl.
04:26:21 She doesn't have the tits of this girl, but, man, she can make a sandwich,
04:26:24 I get hungry, we need her.
04:26:26 But you get to be my age.
04:26:28 Sandwich is better than the tits.
04:26:29 I'll be honest.
04:26:31 I'd rather have a good sandwich than a good pair of tits.
04:26:35 Weird.
04:26:36 So. Yes, you said it.
04:26:37 You won't notice. Misdirected me.
04:26:40 All right, I'll be invisible.
04:26:41 Yeah, I would, I would not want a nasty sandwich
04:26:43 over a good pair of tits, but I would want a good sandwich
04:26:47 over a nasty pair of tits. Even a good pair.
04:26:49 That's fun. While it lasted, though, it was.
04:26:51 When you're my age, you want a sandwich?
04:26:53 If it's.
04:26:53 If a chick with a pair of tits can make a sandwich, you've got the trifecta.
04:26:58 Two tits and a sandwich.
04:27:00 I could go on and on and on, or I could just hit the button.
04:27:02 Okay, bye.
04:27:03 As above. So below. Oh, wait.
04:27:04 I thought you should.
04:27:05 The whole time I was saying that. I'm sorry.
04:27:07 I thought we were still. We could have been playing this whole time.
04:27:10 I've been staring at her, watching her. That's what I was saying.
04:27:12 And everything I made.
04:27:12 Since I'm of almost a year now, I've been.
04:27:16 I've been talking my mind like trying to figure out how this works.
04:27:23 Okay,
04:27:24 this I pretty sure maybe I get three hours
04:27:29 above and so below because she's so close.
04:27:33 Lady, where do you play this?
04:27:36 Our way. We're gonna make it.
04:27:38 Make our dreams come true.
04:27:40 Brady and your show, it's Brady and Raw.
04:27:44 It's their show.
04:27:45 No, Brady.
04:27:46 Draw. No
04:27:49 guns. No.
04:27:58 That's fun.
04:27:58 Well, okay I agree as well.
04:28:01 So I bet we have a good night.
04:28:03 We beat Avery Hall so rapid
04:28:07 waiting for insanely angry for the great the 80s.
04:28:11 Thomas. No, don't thank me for it.
04:28:13 Your strength is great.
04:28:14 The chorus is flat pitch.
04:28:17 Of course.
04:28:17 No chorus, no shit.
04:28:19 Just the course code word for which still words curse.
04:28:22 Put lips smack, spin we switch like we basketball it yourself.
04:28:26 The hall it we black I'm all it now. Pack up all that.
04:28:29 Smoke it until it dissolves.
04:28:30 Are there any kids involved?
04:28:32 Jibber jabber.
04:28:33 Go fuck the flat earth back words till your back hurts.
04:28:37 All right, so blisters come out of it so you can sell shirtless
04:28:41 Joe butts round again.
04:28:42 Gary's party. He's not allowed back game.
04:28:46 This crap is house to sell to.
04:28:47 Brady doesn't think it's very clever.
04:28:49 He can grab some whips and like.
04:28:51 But Ringo Phelps to been hossenfelder I don't know.
04:28:56 Welcome to the kids show
04:28:57 featuring flash players like the special guest Brady
04:29:00 for this.
04:29:05 As my.
04:29:07 Okay bye.
04:29:09 That's fun all ask about it was have a good night
04:29:12 black dark you Murray I got to see the kids.
04:29:17 The Gary I'm a guest.
04:29:19 Welcome to the kids show featuring flash.
04:29:22 Went live with special guest Brady and Draw
04:29:25 bitch.
04:29:32 Bitch.