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Fladge Rants Live #74 Symbiosis | It's Not You, It's Me.

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00:00:12 So. This.
00:00:52 The time is now 10:01 p.m..
00:00:55 Do you know where your benefactors are?
00:00:58 Hi, I'm Gary.
00:00:59 Welcome to Fladge Rants Live today.
00:01:01 Topic is symbiosis.
00:01:03 I've heard it pronounced symbiosis.
00:01:06 We're not going to be saying it that way.
00:01:08 Symbiosis is a long term,
00:01:11 close biological relationship
00:01:14 between two different species,
00:01:17 and it ranges in
00:01:19 and usefulness from mutualism where they both benefit, mentalism
00:01:24 where one benefits and the other is basically neutral parasitism.
00:01:29 Parasitism. Did I say that right?
00:01:32 That's when one benefits and the other is is hurt by it.
00:01:37 Like, if you have a tapeworm, competition.
00:01:40 That's pretty obvious. Predation.
00:01:42 Very obvious.
00:01:43 And neutral is one where the both left alone.
00:01:45 It's just a close association.
00:01:48 But if you, drill down on this definition,
00:01:52 the close long term association or, relationship,
00:01:56 companionship or living together, which is the root, the Greek root.
00:02:03 So. You can just
00:02:07 if you just pick the most important word
00:02:09 in the whole thing, it's relationship,
00:02:13 possibly cooperation, but that's strictly mutualism.
00:02:16 So that's what we're going to talk about today.
00:02:22 Now, if you turn your, turn to your,
00:02:26 in your Bible to Genesis 2012, you'll see the relationship
00:02:30 between Abraham and Sarah isn't what it seems to be.
00:02:37 They were half brother and half sister.
00:02:40 They shared the same mother.
00:02:42 So the first Jewish couple
00:02:46 were inbred, and it was a good thing they didn't have children.
00:02:51 Well, they didn't as Abraham and Sarah, I.
00:02:56 But after their covenant with Yahweh,
00:03:02 they changed their names to Abraham
00:03:04 and Sarah.
00:03:07 But twice
00:03:09 Abraham used this little sister Faith.
00:03:13 It wasn't even a lie.
00:03:14 It he they were.
00:03:17 That was his half sister that he married
00:03:21 and loved dearly.
00:03:23 But how dearly?
00:03:25 He told two different people
00:03:29 that would have killed him and taken Sarah for their own.
00:03:32 That she was in fact his sister.
00:03:36 And didn't
00:03:40 also mention that she was his wife, because if he had,
00:03:44 those people would have killed him and taken her.
00:03:47 And so basically he was by saying
00:03:51 I'm her brother instead of husband.
00:03:54 Then they didn't have to kill him.
00:03:56 They could just take her.
00:03:59 And so basically
00:04:00 he was just offering her for free.
00:04:03 But she was in her 90s,
00:04:05 so I'm not sure how how we're going to cover that,
00:04:10 but another odd relationship and one of my favorite people in history,
00:04:14 Albert Einstein, his second wife
00:04:19 was his first cousin.
00:04:21 Thankfully, they didn't have any children.
00:04:23 She had two kids going into their relationship.
00:04:25 And, and Albert Einstein treated them as his own.
00:04:30 But let's get back to the biology part of this.
00:04:32 The greatest examples I wanted to to mention were, well,
00:04:36 I want to liken it to lichens.
00:04:38 There's a homophone for you.
00:04:41 Lichens are a
00:04:44 symbiotic relationship between a fungus
00:04:49 and algae.
00:04:51 The fungus provides structure
00:04:54 that the, the algae can can hold up.
00:04:59 Its its cell structure is not rigid enough.
00:05:03 So the fungus offers the structure for the algae to live in.
00:05:08 And then the algae is
00:05:11 produces energy through photosynthesis for both.
00:05:16 So that's a, a mutualistic relationship.
00:05:20 Symbiotic relationship.
00:05:22 A lot of sea life
00:05:26 provides us with those type of symbiotic relationships.
00:05:29 The clownfish, if you remember, Finding Nemo,
00:05:34 they have a symbiotic relationship
00:05:36 with coral reef sea anemone
00:05:39 are stinky, but the mucus on the clownfish protects them from it.
00:05:44 So they always live with the sea anemone.
00:05:48 And they both feed each other the anemone.
00:05:52 Are fed by the waste of the clownfish,
00:05:56 and it helps them to reproduce and all that fun stuff.
00:05:59 And the anemone, of course, protects them.
00:06:02 And feeds the clownfish.
00:06:03 Well, they get the scraps.
00:06:06 They also clean the parasites.
00:06:09 The clownfish clean the parasites for the anemone.
00:06:13 And that's.
00:06:14 And so the list of benefits go on and on and on.
00:06:18 Here's a fun thing about the clownfish.
00:06:21 They're all born male.
00:06:23 They're both genitals,
00:06:27 but all clownfish are born male.
00:06:29 All of the whole school
00:06:32 will be male, except for the biggest one.
00:06:36 And that's a female, the alpha male or the alpha female.
00:06:40 So the beta male, the second biggest fish
00:06:44 has to be ever on the ready.
00:06:47 Because if something happens to the alpha female,
00:06:49 the beta male becomes the alpha female.
00:06:53 They change gender.
00:06:55 So that brings me to my next set.
00:06:57 Same sex relationships.
00:07:00 I've heard, the whole range, a whole myriad of things said about
00:07:05 same sex relationships, from they're perfectly normal to,
00:07:10 capital offense, disorder, or,
00:07:17 well, it's I call it an abomination.
00:07:21 Now, I sit somewhere in the middle of that,
00:07:26 and I know I'm going to get in trouble for this,
00:07:29 but I can see the abomination thing because
00:07:31 it's not, biologically helpful.
00:07:34 It doesn't help.
00:07:35 The the family
00:07:40 aspect of a same sex relationship
00:07:43 can't produce offspring, so.
00:07:47 So it's not the same.
00:07:50 And and that's what gets me in trouble, is
00:07:53 I don't see it as, marriage
00:07:58 per se.
00:08:00 It's a relationship.
00:08:01 Certainly.
00:08:03 And, I don't want to interfere
00:08:05 with what anybody's doing, but I find it odd.
00:08:10 I should probably move on
00:08:12 before I get in big trouble.
00:08:14 So, there are, 500 plus species,
00:08:20 of fish that that change gender.
00:08:24 So there there is, there, there's biological backing for,
00:08:29 weird gender issues,
00:08:32 sex change, things going on.
00:08:35 So maybe I'm off base.
00:08:40 I'm just going to leave that alone.
00:08:42 We might revisit, circle back and come back.
00:08:45 We'll put a pin on that right now.
00:08:47 What I wanted to talk about is the human body.
00:08:51 We are less than 50% human.
00:08:54 But what I mean by that is roughly 43% of our cells
00:08:59 are human cells, and the rest are microbial.
00:09:03 So we've got roughly 30 trillion
00:09:06 human cells in our bodies
00:09:09 and 39 trillion microbial cells.
00:09:13 So we are more than half, but more than half of us isn't even us.
00:09:18 And any of those cells that are human cells,
00:09:24 if you'll remember your third grade
00:09:26 biology, mitochondria
00:09:29 are the powerhouse of the cell.
00:09:33 This, in my opinion,
00:09:34 is the first form of slavery,
00:09:39 and I don't think I'm overstating it.
00:09:41 This is biological slavery.
00:09:44 Mitochondrial DNA
00:09:46 is used to track, maternal lineage.
00:09:50 Because you're the mitochondria.
00:09:52 It comes from your mother's bloodline all the way down.
00:09:56 Well,
00:09:58 mitochondria have their own DNA.
00:10:00 They're not human.
00:10:01 They're part of a human cell, and they power each of our cells.
00:10:08 But this was a symbiotic relationship
00:10:13 that predates,
00:10:17 bunch of our ancestors.
00:10:20 This was something that we have taken over,
00:10:24 you know, unwittingly.
00:10:27 But we have
00:10:29 you been using these mitochondria
00:10:32 to power ourselves.
00:10:35 So as long as we've been around and,
00:10:38 we weren't even aware of it until, well, for me, third grade.
00:10:43 So that's an interesting symbiosis.
00:10:50 So, that's really all I have.
00:10:54 Roll the clip ready.
00:11:02 Me? I've got to call it.
00:11:03 The kid's got a mullet.
00:11:05 His opinions are rubbish.
00:11:06 It stinks like I,
00:11:07 but history ships out for blogs and it's like straight state bullshit.
00:11:11 He speaks kind of salty.
00:11:13 I think that I love him, his ship gives him nothing I could get him.
00:11:17 Something's come up. And I said, don't.
00:11:19 But I feel like I'm.
00:11:20 It's like they for me while visiting this.
00:11:23 But he's
00:11:25 still got more hits to me.
00:11:27 Shall I keep going? Yeah.
00:11:29 That I stand for that with no foul. Yeah.
00:11:31 The carry is no virgin.
00:11:33 The children, he hurts them.
00:11:35 He touches that.
00:11:35 He hurts them and keeps them in his heart. Bad.
00:11:38 He looks like the serpent.
00:11:39 He's bald, that's for sure.
00:11:41 It keeps.
00:11:42 He's murky, he's drugged and he's dealing with lip smacking and burping, rumbling
00:11:46 and, cuddling.
00:11:47 I hope this voice person for yelling.
00:11:49 Reductio ad absurdum.
00:11:51 Bram Hancock on Rogan again.
00:11:53 Gary Sherry hope like an unreal scenario.
00:11:56 Gets a very, very cold in a stereo for marriage, bro.
00:11:59 Don't ever gonna release bro.
00:12:01 Don't even enemies bro.
00:12:02 Getting your stereo gets a very, very cold and a stereo from levees broke
00:12:07 could be too much.
00:12:09 I love my car, so I.
00:12:13 Oh, oh, I like it.
00:12:17 Oh, me.
00:12:40 Not much of a monologue, but I kind of wanted to get into
00:12:42 the Fermi Paradox as well, because I view, humanity as a parasite.
00:12:48 We're a blight on and nature,
00:12:53 and, I'm.
00:12:54 I'm just wondering why, if there are
00:13:00 superintelligent extraterrestrials out there,
00:13:03 why don't they put a stop to us like we're out of control?
00:13:07 And I do hear more
00:13:10 talk about sightings
00:13:13 near nuclear facilities.
00:13:16 So they are keeping an eye on
00:13:19 what we're doing, like breaking the atom.
00:13:23 Also, you know, CERN,
00:13:26 the the Large Hadron Collider, like,
00:13:30 so if we do serious physics experiments
00:13:34 that catches their attention
00:13:36 and the the, Admiral Byrd story,
00:13:40 that was,
00:13:44 that was an interesting,
00:13:47 the the the news that he brought back, what the message he was getting from the,
00:13:52 the tall, human looking aliens, the blond hair and the pale skin
00:13:57 was that, with our splitting the atom?
00:14:02 Knock it off, is what they were saying, is the message
00:14:06 he was told to bring back to the powers that be.
00:14:10 Yeah. We didn't heed any of those warnings.
00:14:12 And then there was that story about all of our nuclear weapons being
00:14:19 disarmed all at once, at the same moment.
00:14:23 So someone's paying attention to the relationship
00:14:27 we have with with our,
00:14:31 Paradise.
00:14:32 Basically, this is this is the only place I've ever lived. So,
00:14:38 it seems ideal
00:14:40 for us to live here, but we're making it worse.
00:14:43 And if if you make your surroundings worse,
00:14:47 here's here's my thought.
00:14:50 You're going to make a difference in the world.
00:14:54 Albeit small, probably minuscule, tiny.
00:14:58 But are you going to be?
00:15:00 I just read the commensal ism.
00:15:03 Parasitism, competition, predation,
00:15:06 naturalism.
00:15:10 Are we
00:15:13 or am I going to be a force
00:15:18 for good over evil,
00:15:21 for am I helping
00:15:23 or am I hindering?
00:15:26 That's I think we all need to take that
00:15:29 into account.
00:15:33 It's important.
00:15:34 Like, I've been struggling with the meaning of life.
00:15:37 And at one point I thought it was fine art.
00:15:40 Like, performance art or or some form of,
00:15:43 you know, painting or writing poetry,
00:15:46 but I think it's defined by you.
00:15:50 So it's different for every person, and you need to find your own meaning
00:15:54 to your own life.
00:15:57 But if if not for the relationships we forge,
00:16:05 I don't see
00:16:07 too much other point.
00:16:09 I think
00:16:11 we are here
00:16:14 to help each other.
00:16:17 Forgive me for getting corny to love each other.
00:16:21 So maybe.
00:16:23 Maybe love is the meaning of life.
00:16:26 What do you guys think?
00:16:30 I mean,
00:16:31 Kirk Picard.
00:16:34 What do you guys think?
00:16:37 They're not saying anything.
00:16:42 I can't hear you, Brady.
00:16:44 No. Oh.
00:16:46 That's cute.
00:16:47 No, I get all the way up. There you go.
00:16:50 Remember the clip that says where you go?
00:16:53 There's so much more.
00:16:55 Remember the, altruism does not exist.
00:16:58 Altruism does not exist.
00:17:00 Wow. You're a pessimist.
00:17:02 Hey, remember the clip that says roll the clip?
00:17:04 Brady.
00:17:06 Yeah, roll the clip.
00:17:08 Brady.
00:17:12 Flatworms, like nudibranchs
00:17:14 are also both male and female and blind.
00:17:18 Find it.
00:17:19 For the record, I think this is the first clip in 74 episodes.
00:17:23 He's actually requested that I've actually played.
00:17:24 That was his their way by smell.
00:17:28 But that is where it's a big day.
00:17:30 Similarity ends
00:17:34 this one called the Persian carpet flatworm
00:17:37 because of the elaborate patterning, is a voracious
00:17:40 predator.
00:17:43 And wait for it.
00:17:46 Wait for it.
00:17:49 And when it comes to mating,
00:17:51 it's also somewhat aggressive.
00:17:55 It has, since the presence
00:17:57 of another flatworm from
00:18:00 a potential partner.
00:18:05 Getting wait for it
00:18:08 to start with, they seem wary of one another.
00:18:12 It's worth it,
00:18:14 and with good reason.
00:18:20 Each of them is trying to avoid the labor
00:18:22 of looking after the fertilized eggs.
00:18:26 It's better not to become pregnant.
00:18:32 Really?
00:18:33 Reveals its two pronged penis.
00:18:38 Implant penis.
00:18:40 Gray.
00:18:44 And now they fence
00:18:48 penis fencing.
00:18:50 Each tries to stab and inseminate the other without being stabbed.
00:18:54 First.
00:18:58 Right.
00:19:00 Oh, what is that?
00:19:01 Hold the phone. Sword. Fine.
00:19:03 What was that? Did you notice what happened?
00:19:08 Watch the water around them. Now.
00:19:10 Oh, yes. Oh.
00:19:12 Oh, yeah.
00:19:14 How do you get fiber to come
00:19:17 a strike anywhere on the body moves.
00:19:19 That annoys.
00:19:25 When people start to cover up.
00:19:31 A brand new favorite animal.
00:19:43 So it's dual penises.
00:19:44 But what does it look like to vagina?
00:19:48 Okay, both teams are throwing them pins.
00:19:53 They look like fangs.
00:20:00 It's a penis with two fangs instead of the fangs.
00:20:02 Or the actual penis.
00:20:05 A successful strike and
00:20:08 brilliant music.
00:20:09 By the way, when the strike actually happens, I kind of cut over that.
00:20:11 So we're going to just listen to that again.
00:20:19 A successful strike
00:20:21 and sperm is injected into the rival.
00:20:28 The duel is over.
00:20:30 The impregnated flatworm is left with the scar and the labor of laying the eggs.
00:20:37 Both both a physical
00:20:39 and a and an emotional scar.
00:20:46 Great.
00:20:49 It's says.
00:20:50 Do you think the one that came in.
00:20:51 It feels shameful.
00:20:53 Useless.
00:20:54 It's young who carried their genes.
00:20:56 Did you notice? I'm going to keep interrupting it.
00:20:58 Did you notice it left right away of, Oh, yeah.
00:21:01 The swordsman.
00:21:05 Did did he just end it by saying,
00:21:08 who carried the genes of a master swordsman?
00:21:12 That's what I thought.
00:21:13 He says the swordsman masters.
00:21:16 And.
00:21:17 Oh, so am I going to get in trouble?
00:21:19 Because, my problem is with gay pride.
00:21:23 Pride is one of those things that you should feel for an accomplishment.
00:21:29 And, last I checked,
00:21:32 like your preferences you don't have control over.
00:21:35 I used to think that being gay. Oh, Brady,
00:21:39 I believe it's like to counter, like,
00:21:41 reparations as opposed to the shame that normal people have in place.
00:21:45 Right? Right. So.
00:21:47 So the the.
00:21:49 Yes, I said normal people.
00:21:51 Yeah.
00:21:52 So the dominant paradigm is that it is shameful to be gay.
00:21:56 So they have to call it pride to counter like because.
00:22:01 But pride is the opposite of shame.
00:22:05 And so so so since it is very
00:22:08 obviously not a fitting description,
00:22:12 that is all they're doing
00:22:15 is basically admitting it's shameful.
00:22:20 I don't
00:22:21 why embrace the shame by calling it pride.
00:22:24 So these are the same society.
00:22:28 This is the same society that came out with a new time out for hate and violence.
00:22:32 Have you seen this?
00:22:33 No. Show me.
00:22:36 That's it.
00:22:37 Now the NFL has a timeout and violence.
00:22:40 I think we may have talked about it briefly. Last show at the end.
00:22:44 So when you hear time out on hate and racism and violence,
00:22:47 they just kind of lump it all together
00:22:48 as anything that isn't, you know, like white middle aged conservatism.
00:22:52 Anyway,
00:22:54 when you hear time Out, what does that imply to you?
00:22:59 That there may be a time in coming after right.
00:23:03 Oh, so, no, I was just thinking like a child
00:23:07 that, wouldn't you, you'd punish a child, put them on timeout
00:23:11 like you've you've had enough freedom
00:23:14 where you give a child enough rope to hang themselves,
00:23:18 and then you have to put them on timeout so they can't get in any trouble
00:23:21 for a little bit.
00:23:22 That makes more sense.
00:23:23 But no, they're saying that we need
00:23:24 to take a timeout like football takes a timeout from the play.
00:23:28 We need to take a timeout from all this hate racist.
00:23:31 Oh okay.
00:23:32 So that's the timeout okay.
00:23:34 But then after the timeout over
00:23:38 we can go back to wife bashing and everything I suppose.
00:23:40 Oh I see what you're getting that okay.
00:23:43 So all right it's a little double edged timeout.
00:23:47 Pride
00:23:49 yeah.
00:23:49 Isn't pride one of the deadly sins to
00:23:52 if you believe in
00:23:55 the seven deadly sins religion.
00:23:57 Pretty sure pride is one of them regardless of what you're proud.
00:24:00 Full of pride full of.
00:24:02 Yeah.
00:24:04 Symbiosis.
00:24:05 Once again, I chose a topic that, can fit anything.
00:24:08 We are all related, so,
00:24:11 I wanted to make the relativity joke about Einstein.
00:24:14 Like his.
00:24:15 His wife was actually a relative already, but I didn't fit that in.
00:24:20 But, But we are all made out of the same stuff.
00:24:23 We're all interconnected.
00:24:24 Everything is linked together.
00:24:27 So energy.
00:24:28 It's.
00:24:28 You can't.
00:24:29 You can't pry yourself free of the thing.
00:24:32 It's all part.
00:24:33 It would that would is it would is it would. Bob.
00:24:38 No energy.
00:24:43 It's more about a wave function.
00:24:45 But that's the I don't it about it, man.
00:24:48 I just caught myself in my own lie.
00:24:50 That's a clip you sent last week, and I played it.
00:24:52 Yeah.
00:24:56 Don't we have clips from last week
00:24:58 like we never got to Scott, the guy?
00:25:01 We didn't get to any of my live the ones that I,
00:25:06 did, they uploaded first.
00:25:07 We missed
00:25:09 first off, but you can't tease that.
00:25:12 I wanted to not show the the clip.
00:25:17 What about third off?
00:25:20 I also had
00:25:22 I was gonna do these ready?
00:25:26 Oh, my God,
00:25:29 I'm gonna give me just the title.
00:25:33 I oh,
00:25:39 oh do do do do do do do do do. Now.
00:25:44 We played it last week. You're just left early.
00:25:46 I don't know if you me I, I left early
00:25:49 after only three short hours.
00:25:52 He's he's right. He's absolutely right.
00:25:54 We we missed one.
00:25:56 We missed.
00:25:58 Did you want me to. But it was only one.
00:26:00 Oh my lord,
00:26:02 what do we do?
00:26:03 Oh, dear Lord. Wait.
00:26:04 Are you gonna say it again?
00:26:06 What was it?
00:26:07 It's missed one.
00:26:11 Is that is the one?
00:26:14 Here's the cough button. Jesus Christ.
00:26:17 But it's the get higher segment.
00:26:18 It's like the only time I don't.
00:26:23 I don't know,
00:26:25 it's all.
00:26:31 One all the kids are doing it real.
00:26:34 What is this?
00:26:36 When I was a young teenager, I didn't think you lumberjacks.
00:26:38 You coughed.
00:26:39 Oh. Yes.
00:26:41 Live. I'm here with the kid.
00:26:43 A young teen.
00:26:46 It's not the kid.
00:26:49 He's got a live.
00:26:50 I'm here.
00:26:50 Who's this gentleman?
00:26:51 Oh, wait, that's not the kid.
00:26:54 It's the painting.
00:26:56 Oh, it's the main guy.
00:26:59 The guy. Pro tip.
00:27:01 Sorry. Just bummed out.
00:27:02 No, that's all right. Yeah.
00:27:03 Go to a your period and bring a friend.
00:27:05 That way you listen to the pro tip.
00:27:08 He's fucking a hooker.
00:27:09 Nice. Did you hear his pro tip? Go to hell.
00:27:12 You know,
00:27:12 that's one thing we haven't been doing lately is listening to the actual content.
00:27:16 I got to see the kid bring a hooker with no way you could fuck somebody's wife,
00:27:20 and you go back far enough. What's the dog doing?
00:27:25 Go to the quiet.
00:27:26 Why is it so
00:27:28 way? Those before the party.
00:27:30 He was one of the first guys to arrive. It's fine.
00:27:32 And it was fine. I'm.
00:27:34 It was chopping wood for the fire
00:27:36 that we didn't even light for, like, four more hours.
00:27:40 Is this a guest, or is this the guy that you paid to bring the wood?
00:27:43 Did he bring his wood? Did he bring the wood?
00:27:45 Are those my only two options?
00:27:47 Oh, sure.
00:27:48 He fucking I'm sticking with.
00:27:50 Did he have wood?
00:27:52 Let's see.
00:27:53 If you go back to cards for 20, you will see him.
00:27:58 Wish me a happy birthday.
00:28:00 So he was a guest at both of my birthday parties.
00:28:04 And one of you attended one of them.
00:28:07 He's one of your real friends.
00:28:08 So what? So are you keeping score? Is that why you keep him?
00:28:10 Yeah, I keep score.
00:28:14 I don't I barely know draw.
00:28:16 Never even met him, but I think I don't think
00:28:18 you can guilt him into doing anything.
00:28:21 He now he's moving away
00:28:24 like he's live closer to me for the last year.
00:28:28 Wait than ever moving away.
00:28:30 Talk about, main character syndrome.
00:28:32 Maybe he moved closer to his dream.
00:28:34 He didn't move farther away from you.
00:28:37 Do you like?
00:28:37 No, I like he's in the middle, and we're talking about him like he's not even here.
00:28:41 That's why I'm the. I am the center of this.
00:28:44 You can pick up that had it fled Transcom or down in the comment section.
00:28:48 Oh, yeah.
00:28:49 You can also. I'm the center of my universe.
00:28:51 You can comment.
00:28:52 And so he's moving away.
00:28:54 But, like, we shop at the same minor,
00:28:58 you might say.
00:28:59 My, you're right, Maya, at the same here.
00:29:01 I've never once had everyone shopped at a Meyer Meyer.
00:29:04 But do a swinger party and bring a hooker with, did you hear the pro tip?
00:29:09 Go. If you go to a swinger party, bring a prostitute.
00:29:13 I like that in perfect timing.
00:29:14 The dog sounded like the rewind sound. Drop
00:29:17 when he said go to go to a swinger party route.
00:29:19 Listen, it's a rewind. It sounds different.
00:29:22 Go to a swinger party and bring a hooker.
00:29:25 With that way you could fuck somebody's wife and he's fucking a hooker.
00:29:29 Nice as above. So below.
00:29:32 They're eating the dogs.
00:29:34 They're eating the cats.
00:29:35 I would say if you're taking your wife to a swinger party,
00:29:38 you're fucking a hooker anyway, so I don't know what
00:29:41 are you saying?
00:29:42 My wife's a hooker, right?
00:29:43 I mean, if you're that person.
00:29:45 Yeah, I'll say no. So. Yeah, if you're.
00:29:48 Yeah, if you're holding your wife out, your wife, then
00:29:50 is then a hooker at that point. Yeah.
00:29:52 There's no going from that experience.
00:29:53 Oh no. There's there's no you don't.
00:29:55 We've been here before.
00:29:57 You're right. Wait a minute.
00:29:59 I see a new segment.
00:30:01 We gotta start.
00:30:02 What's this over, baby?
00:30:05 Swing your pivot to me behind draw right here.
00:30:07 So what? Give it to me now.
00:30:09 She could scream all she wanted, but I was keeping the umbrella.
00:30:12 I'm not interested.
00:30:13 That sounds kind of sketchy.
00:30:15 Now I recognize jaws hoodie,
00:30:19 but Brady's got a new shirt on.
00:30:21 No, I do, but I got, but I
00:30:24 did that orange.
00:30:25 Is that orange.
00:30:27 It's yellow. It's mustard yellow.
00:30:29 Yeah it is monster okay.
00:30:30 It says mustard on the tag.
00:30:32 It's. Yeah. Very much a mustard. Yeah.
00:30:34 It is a mustard.
00:30:35 I don't recognize her shirt and then wears it on a podcast.
00:30:38 Okay, I'll be honest.
00:30:40 So when you, when I contract for a certain
00:30:43 other company, they want us all to stand out
00:30:46 and look different in a uniform.
00:30:48 So they ask us to wear a yellow shirt and check it out. Wait.
00:30:50 And if I don't wear a yellow shirt,
00:30:54 I want to get the other shirt I want to get the other
00:30:56 one will be provided.
00:30:58 Yeah, but I have the shares.
00:30:59 Brady over the top.
00:31:03 And here comes the blitz.
00:31:04 And here's Brady. Just talk amongst yourself.
00:31:09 Well I monologue should still be going
00:31:13 well. Why would you think that.
00:31:14 Yeah I don't know what's the topic.
00:31:18 Symbiosis.
00:31:22 I'm still wondering what like
00:31:25 like a symbiotic relationship, a healthy relationship.
00:31:29 Now, there's a lot of symbiotic relationships.
00:31:31 I kind of wanted to.
00:31:33 Oh, that is yellow.
00:31:36 I kind of wanted to stick with mutualism, but,
00:31:40 But Brady's favoritism is compatible. ISM.
00:31:47 Oh, no.
00:31:50 Windows 10, floor window licker.
00:31:54 This is stupid.
00:31:56 You're wiping the floor,
00:31:58 owners get your fucking network better with the hell.
00:32:01 So I haven't done this in a long time, but we used to install windows
00:32:04 devices for Walker, and then that's how old it is when Windows 10 came out.
00:32:08 So then the next day, the next Monday, after
00:32:10 we install shit at the bank or the office or whoever, whatever building,
00:32:14 we would stay there to support it.
00:32:15 And it makes sense if there's five of us walking around
00:32:17 for an office of like 20, they need to be able to spot you.
00:32:20 So the the company, which I'm not even gonna hide a Dell
00:32:22 makes you wear this fucking yellow shirt,
00:32:25 right?
00:32:26 And if you don't, you can come in and all sophisticated
00:32:28 if you wear one of these people think you're like a president
00:32:31 because you're like, oh my God, dude, because you don't look like a fool.
00:32:35 So my choice is I'm just saying my choice was to wear this or this mustard shirt.
00:32:39 And I'll tell you today I'm just wearing it
00:32:40 because I want to because it was so nice out.
00:32:42 It was like summer.
00:32:45 It is nice out.
00:32:46 Not only do I wear it, but I wore I wore, deck shoes with no socks to work today.
00:32:51 I always drug.
00:32:55 Isn't that the kid
00:32:57 that's who.
00:32:59 We have a great segment tonight.
00:33:02 I have no idea.
00:33:03 Do we? I'm so late.
00:33:05 I don't know what's going on. Oh, yeah? You want me to tell you?
00:33:08 Recorded a couple.
00:33:10 I got him to rant and, And he he went off.
00:33:13 He he had some turns of phrase that are, you're going to like it.
00:33:19 I lost draw.
00:33:22 Oh. Do you know what you know?
00:33:26 Where in the world is draw.
00:33:28 You let me be who I was.
00:33:33 Good timing.
00:33:35 Bad, right, bro?
00:33:37 Well, she sneaks around the world from there.
00:33:39 Yeah, yeah. Carolina.
00:33:41 She bad to give finger to Chuck Rumble.
00:33:44 And I'm like, please let take me for a ride on the number six China.
00:33:49 To be fair in the world it's a very Georgia drew.
00:33:53 Yo Georgia.
00:33:57 That is the question.
00:34:00 Where do judge jury or Georgia Georgia grow? Go?
00:34:04 Okay.
00:34:05 I love this game.
00:34:07 It's the I want to
00:34:09 I want to play some
00:34:11 where the draw draw.
00:34:13 Georgia.
00:34:14 Georgia. Over here. Drogo.
00:34:17 Where did y'all go?
00:34:20 Oh, this is internet.
00:34:22 I win
00:34:23 Tokyo, Japan.
00:34:26 It's dark there,
00:34:28 but. Oh.
00:34:31 Okay.
00:34:32 It is currently 11:30 a.m.
00:34:35 in Tokyo.
00:34:36 Do you think it would be dark there?
00:34:39 Oh, no, I'm sorry I said that very scolding.
00:34:43 I'm going to take that back. I'm going to step back.
00:34:45 I'm going to take a breath. Okay?
00:34:46 Not the problem.
00:34:47 You're not my problem.
00:34:48 I'm sorry I attacked you,
00:34:51 but the the building in the background is tall.
00:34:54 So it's a city is a big city.
00:34:56 It is tall, but.
00:34:58 So, maybe that maybe the building ruling out,
00:35:05 I want to go with Milwaukee.
00:35:06 We play the bumper, and then I miss it. Yeah, there's.
00:35:09 Oh, yeah.
00:35:09 Because he literally said, where the fuck did George go?
00:35:12 And so I had to hit.
00:35:13 Yeah, I had to hit it.
00:35:15 And just hope you came back.
00:35:17 Then the song literally said where the World Is when I jumped up.
00:35:19 Yeah.
00:35:21 Well, because we're, you know, where'd you go?
00:35:22 You went to fix your. Is that what it says?
00:35:25 Yeah.
00:35:26 Yeah, I don't know.
00:35:27 Hilton honors is lacking to the.
00:35:31 So I swear you were there before and I said what do you want from Flynn?
00:35:36 No. Is that an honest question or a rhetorical question?
00:35:39 Because I have answers.
00:35:40 He stays in the same hotel.
00:35:44 Let's let's pick it.
00:35:45 This game, I recall, asked and I quote.
00:35:47 What do we want from him? So isn't there anything that you.
00:35:49 Oh, if you ever says that and you say something
00:35:53 they can't get mad after, no matter what it is, they can.
00:35:55 No no no no. It's an opportunity.
00:35:57 But it doesn't work for you.
00:35:58 Get Genie where you get three wishes.
00:36:01 I'd like to to you to explain what those big, giant black things I could.
00:36:06 Can you explain with the.
00:36:07 Unless it's too personal with those big giant black things are on your bed.
00:36:12 That's a PlayStation five controller.
00:36:13 And this is, Oh.
00:36:14 I can't see the controller going to use that.
00:36:17 It was cool. Thank you.
00:36:19 Jill thought it was noise.
00:36:21 I thought there were either candy or bugs or of not.
00:36:24 Maybe a sex toy.
00:36:26 Yeah, it's appropriate candy or bugs.
00:36:29 I got.
00:36:31 Yeah, because I wasn't I it got what, black candy.
00:36:34 Candy or bugs?
00:36:35 Candy bugs.
00:36:36 They have chocolate covered grasshoppers. Oh.
00:36:40 Never heard of candy bugs.
00:36:41 So is that a real.
00:36:42 Is that a real background?
00:36:44 Can we assume it's a real PlayStation five controller?
00:36:47 Yeah, yeah.
00:36:47 Or is can we assume you're. That's really out your window there?
00:36:53 I'm thinking no, you can assume it's fake.
00:36:55 I swear I'm having deja vu
00:36:57 this whole day today, but I swear, I guess Cleveland, because of the tall building.
00:37:00 Because we were going to stay at that Westin.
00:37:01 That's the Westin right there.
00:37:03 But he's not a Cleveland.
00:37:05 He's like. He's.
00:37:06 It's like he's touching that building.
00:37:09 Indianapolis.
00:37:10 There's a Westin, right where
00:37:13 that's an awesome.
00:37:13 Oh, you know what to me that one I'm not sure what one hotel
00:37:18 by the highway.
00:37:21 So I'm going to guess Cleveland.
00:37:22 Just to just a hotel by the highway.
00:37:24 Yeah.
00:37:26 I guess, Tokyo.
00:37:28 Then I went to Milwaukee, and, Brady says Cleveland.
00:37:35 To Baltimore.
00:37:36 Maryland? Yeah. So.
00:37:39 It's it's
00:37:40 a there's a way we all became the Brady Bunch,
00:37:44 you know, were skylines extremely well.
00:37:48 Oh. Did, you got it right.
00:37:50 You know, you like you you recognize that?
00:37:52 You just that's the who who won.
00:37:54 I don't know who won. Yeah. How do you do that?
00:37:56 He did that. I think last time I was in Cleveland.
00:37:58 I do have one of two views when I'm in Cleveland.
00:38:01 All right,
00:38:03 so if that's if that's not the West, that has to be a view from the West.
00:38:06 And is there that big of a delay
00:38:09 I see.
00:38:09 Yeah.
00:38:12 So, how do we figure the delay before we can't clap
00:38:16 everybody's you know, we're just like lightning.
00:38:18 You count down how many seconds and then that's how many miles away it is.
00:38:23 Wait, I have a time.
00:38:24 In the upper corner is three, one, eight, 22, 25,
00:38:27 23, 27, four, 29. By.
00:38:31 It's only a second.
00:38:33 Do you guys everyone count along with me?
00:38:34 Yeah. Wait. Everyone count along with me. Ready?
00:38:37 Okay, I want you to tell me one more way.
00:38:42 We are 576978.
00:38:46 Stop! Zero.
00:38:48 It doesn't all this slight delay.
00:38:50 It works is. We're in a second.
00:38:52 All you gotta do is look in the upper left corner and there's a live time.
00:38:55 Does it make sense before 55, 50, 60, 60,
00:38:58 70, 88, 89, 60, 89?
00:39:03 So how often do you guys you guys are slow?
00:39:07 Yeah, yeah.
00:39:07 3907 3930 909 3910 let's do this the whole time.
00:39:14 This is riveting. Yeah. Just count.
00:39:16 This is that is what this is.
00:39:18 This is what you tune in for. This is what you tune in for.
00:39:21 Yeah, yeah.
00:39:22 For your Apple hardware.
00:39:23 Because that was really productive.
00:39:26 It sucks when you
00:39:28 had the internet at the house. No.
00:39:30 I'm supposed to have Hilton honors.
00:39:32 I'm supposed to have Hilton honors, high speed internet, because I'm a daydreamer.
00:39:37 But, apparently.
00:39:38 What the fuck does that mean?
00:39:39 Dude, we I we can help matters. I've.
00:39:42 I've some.
00:39:43 I don't know, I don't know, I've set up networks at hotels.
00:39:46 There's no like, there's kind of like game pride.
00:39:48 They call it honors.
00:39:50 So to hide the shame that you should feel, it's way better than calling Hilton.
00:39:55 Shame.
00:39:58 Oh, no.
00:39:58 It's. I'm on. Right. I get, free.
00:40:01 I get free stuff.
00:40:02 I guess the point instead of honors, they should have Hilton pride.
00:40:07 Hilton probably. They probably do.
00:40:09 I'm pretty sure they sponsor some gay shit.
00:40:11 See that?
00:40:11 That's who's using the real good internet.
00:40:13 You got to be gay,
00:40:15 not the gays.
00:40:16 With that.
00:40:19 All right, see you there.
00:40:20 So let's South Korea, we. Right.
00:40:23 I'll go for the Rams.
00:40:25 It's a free man.
00:40:26 They'll be in the blue.
00:40:28 Well be never asking so much.
00:40:30 We'll be gone from the jump.
00:40:32 Don't tell me where in the world the Dr.
00:40:36 Drew Yoga.
00:40:37 Yoga.
00:40:42 Loud and proud man.
00:40:44 Looks like Gary stuck in the middle of a sneeze.
00:40:46 Or I like how I can hear the
00:40:49 I like I can hear the
00:40:50 echo of my hand on somebody.
00:40:53 So I got headphones. There's no oh, wait.
00:40:56 Oh, got.
00:40:57 You know what? You're right.
00:40:58 I betcha my headphone was out of my ear.
00:41:01 Oh, but you were hearing it because my microphones.
00:41:03 It's this close.
00:41:05 Interesting.
00:41:07 Yeah, I heard they're loud and proud twice.
00:41:08 But you hear that?
00:41:10 Can you hear you? So what?
00:41:12 Also Gary's internet.
00:41:14 Yeah. It was delayed as fuck.
00:41:16 What?
00:41:17 Why? What?
00:41:18 I think as the election goes on, just because that is really bizarre,
00:41:21 that much more busy that everybody is going to be congested,
00:41:24 especially this time of the day. Why?
00:41:29 Because everybody's using the internet.
00:41:31 You shouldn't be too surprised about that.
00:41:33 More than normal.
00:41:34 I mean, at eight, from 8 to 11, it's always incredibly congested.
00:41:38 I had to fix my internet as well.
00:41:41 Did you know the human body has 60,000 miles of blood
00:41:45 twice the distance around the alleged round globe?
00:41:51 Why would the word alleged
00:41:53 be in that sentence?
00:41:56 I don't
00:41:58 it's step on anybody's toes.
00:42:01 Oh. In their defense, in their defense.
00:42:03 I was looking at the moon today,
00:42:05 and I could I could easily get a flat earther to agree with me and argue,
00:42:10 because the moon's shadow's curve was round like the opposite.
00:42:14 If it if the Earth's shadow was there,
00:42:16 it would have been like a Pac-Man bite out of it.
00:42:18 But instead it was like the actual surface.
00:42:20 That's not the shadow of the Earth.
00:42:23 That's the dark side of the moon.
00:42:25 The where you're looking at.
00:42:27 It's not Earth's shadow. That would be.
00:42:30 I just I played
00:42:31 I had a weird argument in my head
00:42:33 with a imaginary made up flat earth there, and I was like,
00:42:36 they would argue that that since the earth is round
00:42:38 and there isn't a round shadow cut out of it,
00:42:40 even though it was just because the earth is not in the way.
00:42:42 That's right.
00:42:44 Know what you're talking about as an eclipse. But.
00:42:46 But no, it's not Earth's shadow.
00:42:50 It is.
00:42:50 How can there be a side that's facing away from the sun?
00:42:54 How can it be the movie even out when it's not dark?
00:42:57 Everything is fake.
00:42:59 Everything's fake.
00:43:00 Okay, that's probably the most rational explanation
00:43:04 for everything that's going on.
00:43:06 Everything is fake.
00:43:08 All right, well, we settled it.
00:43:10 Great job guys.
00:43:12 Good work.
00:43:13 We are more likely in a simulation, right?
00:43:15 I learned that on this show.
00:43:17 Yes, yes, but the odds,
00:43:21 there's a couple presumptions being made that we know.
00:43:25 So assume that there could be an afterlife.
00:43:28 Why do you ridicule me for pointing that out? Oh,
00:43:33 if you don't want it to rule it out
00:43:35 as the possibility, then yes, it is the most likely possibility.
00:43:40 But once you realize that, no, that's just stupid,
00:43:45 then you realize, oh, holy crap, it's wrong.
00:43:48 Well, one of the premises that led me to the conclusion
00:43:51 that we are most likely in a simulation is stupid.
00:43:56 So therefore I can rule it out.
00:44:00 I can dismiss it out of hand because it's ridiculous.
00:44:04 Like a simulation of what?
00:44:06 Baseline reality then?
00:44:09 Yes, it's more likely we are at a simulation than baseline reality.
00:44:13 If those both of those things exist.
00:44:16 However,
00:44:18 the simulation part
00:44:20 doesn't exist.
00:44:24 But if it probably does, and it
00:44:27 less probably doesn't
00:44:30 mean less, probably less probably isn't.
00:44:33 You just don't want. Isn't everything a simulation?
00:44:36 I would, it's it does seem simulated,
00:44:40 but simulated means we talked about pain.
00:44:43 Something else. Pain.
00:44:44 We talked about nature even. Yeah.
00:44:46 Pain. Right.
00:44:48 You're gonna give us this pain?
00:44:49 It's just an indicator.
00:44:51 It's simulated.
00:44:52 It's simulated.
00:44:55 All right, so far I go.
00:44:57 How deep does the rabbit hole go?
00:44:59 It's turtles all the way down.
00:45:01 And you're absolutely right about that.
00:45:03 It's mind boggling.
00:45:05 What is it, turtle it.
00:45:06 Turtles,
00:45:08 turtles don't burrow. What?
00:45:10 You don't know drove all the way down.
00:45:12 I mean, they lay their eggs like my dick does when I go in the pool.
00:45:17 Oh, yeah. Turtle head in it.
00:45:19 Yeah.
00:45:21 What?
00:45:22 Oh, yeah.
00:45:22 Do you want me to help you in some way?
00:45:25 Because, you know, I'm, Turtle.
00:45:29 More towards the side of down the rabbit hole.
00:45:31 Down the bill.
00:45:33 To really imagine
00:45:36 that right now you're feeling a bit like Alice
00:45:40 tumbling down the rabbit hole.
00:45:42 Down the rabbit hole, down the rabbit.
00:45:47 But all.
00:45:52 No, I want to ridicule Brady for not being more on the spot with his drops.
00:45:56 But you know what?
00:45:57 You pulled it off today with seconds to spare.
00:46:00 How would you do the show in eight minutes?
00:46:05 That's plenty of time,
00:46:07 I guess.
00:46:08 Well, I mean, you pulled it off, but man, I didn't think we were going on.
00:46:12 It was like, guys, am I sitting out in the barn alone for no good reason?
00:46:16 Rest. No, dude. All right.
00:46:18 I rest assured, at my age, if I say I'm going to do something, it's done.
00:46:23 Oh, I know, I know, I know, I can count on you.
00:46:26 I was just getting lonely out here.
00:46:28 I was in my car at 947.
00:46:31 That's crazy. I did everything.
00:46:34 I've been sitting out here for an hour and a half, see?
00:46:37 But that's also why I make a mock up on Tuesday.
00:46:39 I was like, there's a bunch of stuff, all right?
00:46:42 I didn't get to fix it. I made notes matter.
00:46:45 I didn't hear any of the monologue.
00:46:47 Did you talk about all the different kinds of symbiotic relationships?
00:46:50 I mentioned, but, you know, I wanted to move right on to,
00:46:54 to the greater relationship, like our relationship to the universe.
00:47:00 Well, that's one of them, because, like, the three main ones that I understand
00:47:03 are the parasitic one where it's just one side effect.
00:47:07 And that was my argument about humans.
00:47:09 I think we're parasites.
00:47:10 See, I don't I think that we're the middle one.
00:47:13 There's one that's it's it's complimentary where they both benefit.
00:47:16 Mentalism isn't all technically
00:47:19 the clownfish in the, whatever the an enemy see, an enemy. See.
00:47:25 And you do.
00:47:26 I knew you couldn't see an enemy.
00:47:28 So that's, that's the one where they're both.
00:47:31 They both benefit because the one protects them, gets right?
00:47:34 They've seen each other. It's great. Yeah.
00:47:36 Then there's a there's a middle one where neither side, neither side,
00:47:40 either side neutralizes nor they see any benefits.
00:47:44 They just just a close relationship.
00:47:46 They both they both benefit.
00:47:47 But neither side really even knows.
00:47:49 And I think that's the more earth and human relationship
00:47:51 you're anthropomorphizing. It.
00:47:53 I can't say that word either.
00:47:55 I used to be the eloquently and then I bumped my head,
00:47:59 or I had a mini stroke, and then suddenly words became complicated.
00:48:02 In my head, I hear the word, but it comes out
00:48:04 as what's inside my pants or something of, right.
00:48:08 Boom boom boom boom boom.
00:48:10 Here's Brady over the top.
00:48:12 Oh, don't you guys hear that?
00:48:18 It's is silly.
00:48:21 You're right.
00:48:21 And so silly it is.
00:48:24 It's completely ridiculous.
00:48:27 Who you.
00:48:29 There's two kid videos.
00:48:30 Oh. So silly.
00:48:32 How did you do that? The. Gary.
00:48:34 I want to update him.
00:48:35 I just did Roald.
00:48:37 He's the kid.
00:48:39 I got to see the kids.
00:48:41 What? I thought we were.
00:48:42 Are we gonna have a LED Zeppelin, rant next week?
00:48:45 I got to see the kids.
00:48:47 I thought we already had that.
00:48:48 And it was, boring as fuck, right?
00:48:51 No, no, no, I'm taking the show back.
00:48:54 The Brady caught me.
00:48:56 This is what I did.
00:48:57 No, I made this take.
00:48:58 We we had 6000 views. 5000. 4000 views.
00:49:01 Give me last week.
00:49:02 We absolutely take I win it.
00:49:06 It's like what happened.
00:49:08 Oh, never about bringing the kid in.
00:49:10 That was drawing at me.
00:49:11 Yeah.
00:49:12 It was like that situation where the one viewer had commented
00:49:16 that they wanted more of me.
00:49:18 And so Gary was kind of back down the one episode, whole bunch.
00:49:22 And so this was that version that Gary was not liking,
00:49:26 that the kid was getting more attention than him.
00:49:27 And so Gary gave the full spotlight.
00:49:30 And now now we're now we're done now back.
00:49:32 He's got two thumbs and still the king of the over with Brady.
00:49:38 You know quit Brady.
00:49:40 The conclusion he was reaching.
00:50:07 It's really not over.
00:50:07 It goes on for another five.
00:50:09 Yeah.
00:50:10 No, that's all I want of above.
00:50:12 So below.
00:50:13 I'm going to comments below.
00:50:16 You know.
00:50:21 Some of those were really loud.
00:50:25 Yeah. Yeah.
00:50:26 Most of them were really, that's how that's how I.
00:50:30 Felt like normally, normally,
00:50:32 you know, maybe if you were making a lip smack,
00:50:34 it would be so subtle
00:50:35 that you can probably not even hear it, you know, like, right.
00:50:39 Right. I think normal people.
00:50:40 I think that's how it works.
00:50:44 Some people are doing some fucking fun shit in the other room here.
00:50:46 I think it's either. But as a listener.
00:50:49 So below me, when you say fun shit, do you mean sex?
00:50:52 No. But I did hear that one time in a hotel room.
00:50:54 I listened for a little bit, and then I kind of turned the volume up on the TV.
00:50:57 Really loud.
00:50:58 Yeah. Why? Why would she want to?
00:51:00 She was loving it.
00:51:02 Oh, because it was like I just got in the hotel room
00:51:04 and it was like, I don't know, like 5 p.m., but she might disturb them.
00:51:10 That was the whole point.
00:51:12 I know, but I just wanted to let them know that I could hear them.
00:51:15 I just wanted to let them know how they'd be.
00:51:17 Like, the motherfucker can hear us. So we're either going to.
00:51:19 Yeah, they're probably like, oh, shit. Yeah. Right.
00:51:21 When they're having fun, let them know that
00:51:23 the optics, you want to be louder or do you want to stop?
00:51:26 If you were, the situation was reversed.
00:51:27 I'd start banging the headboard on the wall and shit,
00:51:30 I would just turn on my kid.
00:51:32 In my opinion, if you're doing that, you get 1 to 20 minutes
00:51:36 to finish and there's no person on Earth that should stop that
00:51:39 unless you're out in public, but you're in a hotel room.
00:51:41 It's just sorry if it's a four in the morning, that's a little rude.
00:51:44 But if it's like a 1011, I mean, that's what happens.
00:51:46 Yeah, really.
00:51:47 Just get a room already. Oh, wait, that's what they did.
00:51:50 Or you could go get another one.
00:51:52 Oh, you have fun and start a room for him, right?
00:51:55 Do it and make up a drum beat
00:51:57 and bang in rhythm with them like you're having sex with them.
00:52:00 That'll make him stop.
00:52:02 Yeah, I could just the rhyme to their.
00:52:04 Great. Yes.
00:52:05 Rhythmic clap yelling, sir.
00:52:07 Rap yelling as loud as you can to
00:52:11 third verse.
00:52:12 There should be a third verse.
00:52:13 The first verse rips on the kid.
00:52:15 The second verse riffs on me.
00:52:16 Draw you all. What's the third verse?
00:52:19 Okay, Brady.
00:52:24 Okay.
00:52:24 Brady I don't write.
00:52:28 You can make fun of me.
00:52:28 You have to do it. But I'd appreciate it if you didn't.
00:52:30 Well, if we have Brady write it.
00:52:32 I was gonna write.
00:52:33 I'm not sure what's happening right now.
00:52:34 I don't know, he talks a little gaily.
00:52:37 Here's Brady talking about your lessons.
00:52:39 Lessons from my first with Mr.
00:52:41 Jones. What?
00:52:42 What what was that about, Miss?
00:52:45 I didn't I supposed to be Mrs.
00:52:47 Jones when you talked about Mr. Jones?
00:52:50 And that's it, says Jones.
00:52:52 But, But no, I believe Sherman. No.
00:52:55 London never took exception
00:52:59 over me
00:53:00 remembering, hanging out
00:53:04 and having fun with my best friend growing up
00:53:08 over this song.
00:53:09 This year, his best year.
00:53:11 He's having fun.
00:53:13 No it's not.
00:53:14 No, that that's not that.
00:53:16 Songs about we write that do the lyrics. Don't make me go through the second verse.
00:53:18 What Gary ended up doing in his head is he had he has these joyous memories
00:53:22 of his friend, and it's set to the theme song of Mr.
00:53:26 Jones in me, and that's it.
00:53:28 It's just the background music.
00:53:29 It's like if.
00:53:30 Yeah.
00:53:31 Yes, and the puppet show him in his head.
00:53:34 That's the song.
00:53:35 Yeah.
00:53:38 So it's so it's not gay?
00:53:41 No, it's just music.
00:53:42 It's just the background music show that.
00:53:44 No no no no no, it was that song came out during that time of my life too.
00:53:49 I mean, it was it was all.
00:53:51 It all fits together neatly.
00:53:53 Yeah.
00:53:53 I know, like, there was like, why I think about, like, being up north
00:53:56 and, you know, of bass, I saw the sign, but I don't that's not.
00:54:01 That doesn't mean that he's a bass.
00:54:03 I saw the sign is about up north.
00:54:05 No. That works.
00:54:06 Oh, I saw the sign on summer.
00:54:08 I thought you saw the sign. I thought you really saw a sign.
00:54:10 I'm like, you want to. I want to know.
00:54:12 I saw the sign and opened up my eyes.
00:54:13 I saw the same signing without understanding.
00:54:15 Then you can't see a sign.
00:54:18 Now open up your eyes. It just doesn't make any sense.
00:54:20 There's a new chicken in the egg I.
00:54:23 So I think he saw.
00:54:24 I think he opened his eyes and then saw the sign.
00:54:27 It's it's actually metaphor. It's kind of like.
00:54:29 Do you just say say go neg go.
00:54:34 You can't say that now. Wait.
00:54:37 Why not just say that real fast?
00:54:40 No, no.
00:54:41 Say that I put the air on it to emphasize its nigga.
00:54:45 What do you say?
00:54:47 Nig?
00:54:51 This.
00:54:51 Is this something we have to play disclaimer for?
00:54:53 What did he say?
00:54:55 Yes. This is this is for educational purposes only.
00:55:00 I mean, ultimately, if you want to go.
00:55:02 I don't care if you say that you can get away with anything.
00:55:05 You if you if you want to go with full air of
00:55:09 how much light and, good.
00:55:12 Well, that's the other thing. Subscribe.
00:55:14 Comment again is coming again.
00:55:16 5863.
00:55:17 Rant three I don't know if the numbers are, but it's three rants.
00:55:20 Three it's at the bottom.
00:55:22 If you can read, it's right.
00:55:24 I'm just saying symbiosis I mean symbiosis.
00:55:27 Can you guys hear the audio or is it super quiet?
00:55:30 It's quieter, but it's not crazy.
00:55:33 Yeah. It's weird.
00:55:35 He Hancock, Joe Rogan
00:55:37 this isn't it.
00:55:39 If you want to call Hancock on somebody on another podcast.
00:55:43 I like want to do something like that.
00:55:45 Symbiosis is a scary word when it comes to I see they're saying symbiosis.
00:55:51 And I knew we'd encounter this.
00:55:53 That's why I mentioned it.
00:55:55 Even I'm not saying I hoping it's symbiosis,
00:55:59 because that's why I'm very.
00:56:05 Got a key word right?
00:56:07 This is not acceptable.
00:56:11 They're both susceptible.
00:56:13 Yeah I don't like I, I that that's capitalism as far as I'm concerned.
00:56:18 Yeah I don't, I don't like if a whole grammar language
00:56:21 is willing to cut out of a fight.
00:56:22 The whole grammar language,
00:56:24 the whole grammar sector of language, grammar, language.
00:56:28 Wow. A whole nother language, right?
00:56:30 Rammer?
00:56:32 What do you call the grammar area?
00:56:34 What do you call grammar?
00:56:35 Is it just grammar words?
00:56:37 Whoever decides grammar decided that
00:56:40 world language two enunciation of the same word.
00:56:43 I'm done. I don't take their authority anymore. At that point.
00:56:47 Agreed.
00:56:48 It's like if you're bus driver swerving in both lanes, you're like, nope,
00:56:52 somebody else needs to go the bus.
00:56:53 You don't you don't make sense anymore.
00:56:55 Symbiosis.
00:56:58 So, you know, you know, I, I did this
00:57:01 like this symbiosis UK, US.
00:57:05 If you go to another one they'll have formed
00:57:06 by us have symbionts and be for both US and UK.
00:57:11 Wow. So I'm pretty sure I for this.
00:57:14 It's like that training we worked the other day.
00:57:16 They sounded the same.
00:57:18 One sounded like a British person saying
00:57:21 but yeah, Simba and Simba. It
00:57:24 seem both Josie and Joe's be
00:57:28 what is it?
00:57:29 What am my relatives always say?
00:57:31 Oh well that's lovely.
00:57:33 They probably say, shut the fuck up, Brady.
00:57:36 That's that's
00:57:36 literally what I when you're down south and they say, oh, bless your heart.
00:57:40 Oh bless your heart.
00:57:42 Both of them mean fuck you.
00:57:45 Here's Brady over the top.
00:57:49 Are you looking that up?
00:57:50 Do we got a second.
00:57:51 No I'm.
00:57:57 Dear flag, as my my best friend
00:58:02 as he labeled our relationship moved in with me eight months ago.
00:58:06 He claims I have no romantic feelings for me.
00:58:09 Despite this, he sleeps in my bed next to me and kisses me.
00:58:12 He claims to be asleep when he does it and says he doesn't remember it happening.
00:58:17 What did he say?
00:58:19 But he encourages.
00:58:21 He encourages us to be sexually intimate and text me daily.
00:58:25 I miss you messages when he leaves.
00:58:27 When I leave town to visit my mom.
00:58:31 Oh, he says
00:58:32 he doesn't want to be with me because he doesn't see me that way.
00:58:36 He also talks to another girl.
00:58:38 He claims they're also just friends and have only platonic connections,
00:58:43 but I've seen kissy emojis miss you.
00:58:45 Text and nude photos they've exchanged.
00:58:47 I feel used and ask them.
00:58:49 I feel used and ask him to leave, but he refused to acknowledge my request.
00:58:53 When I ask him why he lives with me,
00:58:55 he says it's because I'm a better alternative
00:58:58 to sleeping on his mom's couch next to her dog.
00:59:00 I cannot express how painful it was to hear that at this point,
00:59:04 he owes me $1,000 in unpaid rent, and I'm over feeling like I fell in love
00:59:08 with someone who doesn't have the capacity to love even himself.
00:59:11 How do I get this guy
00:59:12 out of my house and out of my heart so I no longer feel like a living maid,
00:59:16 concubine, bank account chef, and personal assistant in exchange
00:59:20 for the privilege of being mistreated signed, used in Georgia?
00:59:26 That's a great story, I love it.
00:59:28 I mean, it's too bad it can't be real because it's like.
00:59:31 It's like the perfect storm.
00:59:33 Like you're getting the the symbiosis there is not mutualistic.
00:59:38 You've got a parasite.
00:59:41 That's brilliant.
00:59:42 That's a good ass fledge.
00:59:45 And, no, you're stuck with him.
00:59:47 Sorry.
00:59:48 Stuck is I mean, I was stuck in what way?
00:59:52 Because she. You can't get rid of him.
00:59:55 She can't let him go or,
00:59:57 you know, she's a doormat and she loves it,
01:00:01 right?
01:00:02 Otherwise, she easily could make him go like, oh, yeah.
01:00:06 Oh, yeah. There's my goodness, there's ways of doing this.
01:00:09 Take 40s.
01:00:11 But but she doesn't love her.
01:00:14 She's doesn't have the mental fortitude.
01:00:18 She's really stuck.
01:00:20 Like this is her problem.
01:00:23 And he's like he's like straight up with her too.
01:00:25 Yeah.
01:00:25 Not for the whole like, oh,
01:00:26 I was sleeping like I was sleeping when I kiss you and suck my dick in you.
01:00:30 Yeah. Yes. Are they, are they related?
01:00:33 Oh, that.
01:00:34 Did I miss that for.
01:00:36 No, no. I had a best friend.
01:00:39 Dude's, shacking up with his cousins.
01:00:43 What? I said they married my wife,
01:00:47 not brother and sister.
01:00:48 Oh, okay. Yeah.
01:00:49 We need a separate once again, Einstein. Number one. Number two.
01:00:51 The other thing you mispronounced in your monologue was it's album.
01:00:56 It's album, not Abraham, it's Ibraheem.
01:00:59 Ibraheem.
01:01:01 I mean, do we have a Sabina clip this week?
01:01:04 Sabrina
01:01:05 I don't know do doesn't Sabrina house in February
01:01:08 I think I sent you where's my house and stuff?
01:01:10 Sabina,
01:01:12 I think you may be in the house and Pfeifer,
01:01:15 I can't hear what it is, but she's ripping on something.
01:01:18 You know, she found something before she is. Yeah.
01:01:20 Look at me.
01:01:21 The goal of.
01:01:22 Oh, this is. Oh, she's back to her old shirt again.
01:01:24 And if you go to a better place to look for inspiration.
01:01:28 Same haircut. No centenarian. Oh, yeah.
01:01:30 Those who live beyond the age of 110 years.
01:01:34 Oh, she
01:01:36 was a student.
01:01:37 Yes. I should be the one to go to a new one on social media.
01:01:41 According to a new study out of the.
01:01:43 This is brilliant.
01:01:43 Oxford is so strongly correlated.
01:01:46 You know, you just pool and I like to hear it too.
01:01:51 It's worth it.
01:01:51 No no no it doesn't get there.
01:01:53 Yeah.
01:01:53 Study comes from Saul Newman who had a close look.
01:01:57 It's a study of data about super centenarians.
01:02:00 This super, super had not yet been peer reviewed.
01:02:03 But what he found in Battlestar Galactica, more than just a little concerning
01:02:09 eyebrow raising finding is from the United States data human compound.
01:02:14 The distribution idea
01:02:15 dates in the general population to that of the supposedly citadel.
01:02:20 Yeah. Yeah.
01:02:22 You're more likely to have been born on the first of the month
01:02:26 or on the 15th this year.
01:02:28 That mean someone at, oh, the first in the 15th dome?
01:02:31 That's some approximate guess they were to the African American community.
01:02:35 People just looked older than they were from this figure.
01:02:39 So if you're 51, you were 100% right.
01:02:42 How bad were they?
01:02:43 Rounded dropped sharply by a real, real bad.
01:02:46 At some point in time that's marked a zero.
01:02:49 The distribution would look like that.
01:02:51 Americans laughed themselves to death about European fashion trends.
01:02:55 No, that drop happened when the US introduced birth registrations.
01:03:00 This supports the suspicion that most, if not all, of the previous
01:03:04 super centenarians must have some yellow.
01:03:07 At this point in history.
01:03:09 Nelson registrations were introduced earlier, but the data also shows
01:03:13 this little yellow it is underneath is like why is it yellow?
01:03:16 What is that eaten?
01:03:17 Yellow.
01:03:18 It was. The ginger grows.
01:03:21 Jesus Christ, it's disgusting.
01:03:23 It's so I have to stick up for him because I see it.
01:03:26 It's, I'm on my way there.
01:03:29 Go get your beard.
01:03:30 You got to wash it.
01:03:32 Just a really weird, unfortunate last part of your disk colorization.
01:03:36 Just to make the world go fuck you. You are a piece of shit.
01:03:39 Look at you, ugly bastard. What do you know?
01:03:41 I think he just had a train passes when he's got a fish stuck in his Santa's
01:03:44 beard. It's not that. It's just.
01:03:46 It's just what's left.
01:03:48 Yeah, or he smoked. Maybe left of what?
01:03:51 Maybe he drinks coffee, smokes.
01:03:52 I don't know is what's left. You.
01:03:56 My beard turned white pretty fast.
01:03:58 Well, yeah.
01:03:59 It's those of you who have this large yellow spot.
01:04:01 It's just above your tablet.
01:04:03 Right. Let's go with that.
01:04:05 The leaves
01:04:06 were introduced earlier, but the data also has quite some.
01:04:10 What do you think they're making?
01:04:10 These bright guitar doodles.
01:04:12 They're making notes.
01:04:14 Handmade, negatively correlated with the survival rate at middle age.
01:04:18 It's also negatively correlated with a regional growth rate.
01:04:21 Italy's really old. You can't compare anything to Italy.
01:04:24 They only do that Covid they did.
01:04:26 That's not the worst.
01:04:27 You can compare anything to anything for the weekend.
01:04:30 But it's not enough.
01:04:31 There's it needs to be worse.
01:04:33 There needs to be a value to create closeness that they imports.
01:04:36 The hypothesis that Italian super sentiments largely constitute the scene.
01:04:42 They're talking about old people in Italy, you know,
01:04:44 everyone is old in Italy, the regional a number of and they're not having
01:04:48 children correlated with poverty and high crime rates.
01:04:51 It's a similar story in England, but two reaching a supposedly
01:04:55 higher age is more likely in poor and difficult.
01:04:59 I still don't know what the various rates of example is.
01:05:02 Tower hamlets a borrower, has the most.
01:05:05 I don't know.
01:05:06 This video is not very symbiotic with the high quality rate, low income equality.
01:05:13 You can't trust me overseas.
01:05:15 You just contradicted yourself because you said everything was symbiotic.
01:05:18 And if everything was symbiotic, this video with us would have to be.
01:05:22 I'm sorry it's so distracting when you say symbiotic.
01:05:26 Symbiotic. I'm saying it right.
01:05:28 Let's go. That then.
01:05:29 All right.
01:05:30 That.
01:05:33 Let's say symbiosis.
01:05:37 Symbiosis.
01:05:39 I know I'm symbiosis.
01:05:41 A very well aware symbiosis.
01:05:44 So I'm so stupid.
01:05:45 I already forgot which one you say.
01:05:47 And even worse, I forgot which one I say.
01:05:50 Right?
01:05:51 Symbiosis. Here's that's the one you like.
01:05:54 Symbiosis is you symbiosis.
01:05:57 So that's the first one. So it's like that.
01:05:59 Oh no, it's a symbiosis.
01:06:01 I was taught wrong. Wait.
01:06:02 And then that was the Mandela Effect.
01:06:05 And then I was simply.
01:06:06 He was.
01:06:08 But. So if you just break it down,
01:06:11 I work with computers and we go to the Bios all the time.
01:06:14 I never go into the Bios.
01:06:16 Fuck off. Yeah.
01:06:17 Anybody there? And it's.
01:06:18 And it's the same bio biology.
01:06:21 It should be bio.
01:06:22 Yeah, yeah I should have said some more related.
01:06:24 Oh, so you don't go in. We.
01:06:26 Did you go to biology class? No. No.
01:06:30 No, I didn't mean for this that way somewhere.
01:06:34 So we all agree. Symbiosis.
01:06:37 No, but I don't know why you said biology and bio.
01:06:40 If you don't,
01:06:41 if you don't start saying biology and you go into the boss of a computer, then.
01:06:46 Then you're wrong.
01:06:46 I'm going to go into the videos of a computer.
01:06:49 I'm going to say,
01:06:49 I think you're Arnold Schwarzenegger pronounced the biology in biology.
01:06:52 Biology, biology gets us a job.
01:06:56 Lord. Yeah.
01:06:57 Who's the biology? All the time now?
01:06:59 Yeah, yeah. Ology.
01:07:01 Okay. We're good.
01:07:02 Yeah. Do you think you avoid that by.
01:07:04 Yeah.
01:07:06 Anything to avoid the LGBTQ community.
01:07:09 Right. I'm going.
01:07:09 Glad you made it here.
01:07:11 Yes, it is, because I said, why are they
01:07:15 being gay?
01:07:16 Is that something you should be proud of?
01:07:19 Pride in being a human.
01:07:22 But stuff being driven is something you should be symbiotic with.
01:07:25 You shouldn't be pride of living being a human.
01:07:27 It's a sin.
01:07:29 It makes you think that you're greater than everything else.
01:07:31 Oh Jesus disease, how do we get 6000?
01:07:36 Because the seven deadly sins. Whatever.
01:07:38 Use the word you want to use
01:07:41 are all gay.
01:07:42 They took pride away from everyone else.
01:07:45 We can't.
01:07:46 You can't say, if you can't use the word pride.
01:07:50 Now, they took it away, right?
01:07:53 They took it over.
01:07:54 They took away the rainbow.
01:07:55 Not that I'm religious, friend.
01:07:57 What do you think, Native Americans?
01:07:59 Do you think the Native Americans are upset?
01:08:00 Listen, listen. Even 20 years ago, let's say 30 years ago.
01:08:03 So there's no argument.
01:08:04 The rainbow was significant of a made up or true religious story
01:08:08 of a promise from God that he wasn't going to flood the world again.
01:08:11 Right. Bob?
01:08:12 Senior, Bob senior talked about that, and now it's
01:08:16 been co-opted as a symbol of deviance.
01:08:19 Yeah, no, nothing about it, man.
01:08:21 And I got no problem with you being deviant.
01:08:23 I got no problem.
01:08:24 You be however you want. You want the light light post.
01:08:27 As long as you don't shove it in my ass. I don't care what you do. You say what?
01:08:31 I don't even care if you push.
01:08:32 I don't even care if you push it on the kids anymore.
01:08:34 As long as they're your kids.
01:08:36 See, that's.
01:08:38 I know, I know, but that I'm trying to be, like.
01:08:42 I believe in parental rights raising.
01:08:44 Maybe the whole town is wrong and a parent knows their child more.
01:08:49 Maybe not.
01:08:49 But I'm saying that I want parents to have the ultimate jurisdiction
01:08:53 and rights over their child.
01:08:54 Well, in these messy if we're going to start putting them
01:08:57 in jail for their crimes and actions like they're starting to do.
01:09:00 Yeah, you're going to put me in Christ.
01:09:02 If you're going to put me in jail for my child's murder,
01:09:04 then you're going to have to let me start beating him again.
01:09:06 That's all there is to it, right?
01:09:07 One or the other.
01:09:08 You can't have both, right? Right.
01:09:10 Because you're coming at it from both directions.
01:09:12 If you agree to any of us man up there, man.
01:09:19 Oh, the Arnold's
01:09:20 talking is, if you'll recall, Alan Turing.
01:09:24 Actually, this is okay.
01:09:25 I do the Arnold.
01:09:27 I love it as you're doing that.
01:09:29 I'm reading the story.
01:09:30 Everybody in the world has an Arnold Schwarzenegger impression.
01:09:33 It's the only version that everyone has.
01:09:38 That's.
01:09:38 That's kind of impressive for Arnold.
01:09:39 Is it?
01:09:41 Is it just an Austrian impression, or is it everyone has a, Barack
01:09:44 Obama voice?
01:09:46 Because all you have to do, is go, in between every, word.
01:09:52 That's not what the internet says.
01:09:55 No, I just realized the name of that video you sent was Meet the Penis.
01:10:00 That's the penis.
01:10:02 Me 80.
01:10:04 Speaking of, meet the penis, the.
01:10:12 Oh, it's like blades of glory.
01:10:14 Yeah. Except. No, that's a man and a woman.
01:10:17 So it's it's. No.
01:10:18 Oh, so she's mating the penis?
01:10:21 It started to click.
01:10:21 You missed it. But see, right there, she's meeting the penis. Yeah.
01:10:26 It's a penis.
01:10:28 I'm not sure what this is, but the artwork they call it was symbiosis.
01:10:33 Is this.
01:10:33 This is performance art, and they call it sim bios.
01:10:37 I mentioned performance art.
01:10:40 You know what?
01:10:41 I think they're supposed to do it totally naked.
01:10:42 But they made him wear those.
01:10:44 Yeah.
01:10:47 Those weren't even real thongs.
01:10:48 Those are like the thongs you wear at the shoe store.
01:10:51 Oh, you shoes or, you know.
01:10:56 So everyone.
01:10:57 But you knew what I meant
01:10:59 when you go to the track shoes, they're these little fake foot thongs.
01:11:02 And if you go to try and close,
01:11:03 they're these little fake underwear that look like thong.
01:11:06 You just like, you know what?
01:11:06 I'm just going to try by every size and try it on. I'm not putting that on.
01:11:09 It's too good.
01:11:11 But I wasn't going to say thong for the store.
01:11:13 Sock. Wait, there's tongs for you. There's thongs for your feet.
01:11:16 But they're totally different, so I don't want to confuse you.
01:11:18 I meant
01:11:20 s floss.
01:11:24 We did Super Centurions.
01:11:25 I didn't get it until they're just old people.
01:11:28 Do we?
01:11:29 Did Elon Musk talking about symbiosis.
01:11:31 We did meet the penis.
01:11:33 We got kid videos.
01:11:36 I got a mash up that we can play.
01:11:44 Deer flag.
01:11:45 When he's not here.
01:11:46 That's.
01:11:52 I'm here.
01:11:52 What was your.
01:11:54 But I had two.
01:11:57 Two potatoes, two sack,
01:12:00 two helpings of vegetables yesterday.
01:12:03 Ask what I didn't get here.
01:12:05 Pickled old shit.
01:12:07 Ask fledge g.
01:12:11 I live in a rural, rural,
01:12:14 rural community in southern Indiana.
01:12:18 It's an.
01:12:19 Everyone goes to church on Sunday and everyone knows everyone kind of plays.
01:12:24 I was employed at the local health care center here for almost four years
01:12:28 before quitting because of a full time caregiver and homemaker.
01:12:34 Right.
01:12:34 What?
01:12:37 A lot
01:12:39 of throwback people.
01:12:42 So in this weird.
01:12:43 Yes.
01:12:46 So all of a sudden, during my time at the, Senate, understand the last sentence,
01:12:51 I was employed at the local health care center here for almost four years
01:12:53 before quitting to to become a full time caregiver and homemaker.
01:12:57 Okay, I get it now.
01:12:58 During that time, the health care facility,
01:13:01 I became acquainted with an elderly gentleman.
01:13:04 We became good friends and remained good friends.
01:13:06 To this day.
01:13:07 I visit him several times a week when time allows and we talk on the telephone.
01:13:13 The problem is his family doesn't like that I am a homosexual male
01:13:16 and that I have such a close relationship with him.
01:13:19 He does not want me to stop visiting, nor to, nor do I want to.
01:13:23 What can I do to make everyone relax so he and I can remain good friends
01:13:27 without someone disapproving sign or unprecedented friend.
01:13:32 Okay, unprecedented.
01:13:33 This is the second time I've answered this and,
01:13:37 I don't remember what I said the first time it.
01:13:40 So, yeah, it is a great answer.
01:13:43 Yeah, we've done this one.
01:13:44 We have absolutely had this one I remember verbatim,
01:13:48 but Master Verbatim
01:13:51 was verbatim.
01:13:53 But, without trying to remember what I said
01:13:56 the first time,
01:13:59 second
01:14:01 there, I said it.
01:14:03 Well, there's a lot of things happening.
01:14:05 So here we are again,
01:14:08 and I'll make you just make the most of it and stuff.
01:14:12 You guys have a super freaking awesome day.
01:14:16 Stuff is going to make it weird because everybody says it's weird.
01:14:21 You're just you just assume that,
01:14:25 dude, more than likely is trying to get into a relationship with him
01:14:29 and then maybe take some, money when he dies, right?
01:14:32 Or is that what the family's afraid of?
01:14:33 Ooh, is that what he's trying to do?
01:14:36 There's a few factors in there,
01:14:38 but I don't think is if he's in a home, I don't think he's got a lot of money.
01:14:43 He's in a nursing home right?
01:14:46 Health care facility.
01:14:48 Yeah.
01:14:49 See, that's a that's a senior living.
01:14:53 You don't know that, hospital.
01:14:57 It could be.
01:14:58 It could be a hospital.
01:15:01 I'm just saying there's
01:15:02 not going to be a lot of money involved.
01:15:06 I think it's real.
01:15:07 Truly motivated with this, career guy
01:15:11 having the hots for an old man.
01:15:14 It was weird.
01:15:15 Yeah, yeah, I think he's trying to slowly suck his dick or something.
01:15:19 Right, right, right.
01:15:22 I, I will go back long.
01:15:27 I'm not.
01:15:28 I'm alternate shopper.
01:15:29 Yeah, I do, right away,
01:15:32 but no, that was the second time we've done that one.
01:15:35 I'm not interested.
01:15:36 That sounds kind of sketchy.
01:15:38 Get. He's not interested.
01:15:39 Yeah, he's not interested in getting into the chopper.
01:15:45 Oh, that's a terrible, terrible air.
01:15:48 You suck.
01:15:51 Well, speaking of that, I mean,
01:15:55 our interview there, I'm the kid.
01:15:59 Oh, yeah, I see the kid.
01:16:02 And he had a response to the draw.
01:16:04 Charlie. I take it in. The asshole.
01:16:06 What?
01:16:08 Are you finding something else?
01:16:10 Finding something?
01:16:11 Finding something better to do?
01:16:14 Yeah.
01:16:14 In this 123 pounds with safety glasses and a will to find something better to do.
01:16:20 It's something to go on and on about.
01:16:21 Something before he is born next.
01:16:24 Doesn't really matter, I know. Did.
01:16:27 Oh, I love the one comment there was the one commenter
01:16:30 who commented on his, He criticized, what the Kid
01:16:34 for calling it the the the guy who plays bass or whatever the hell.
01:16:37 And it's like, if both of you calm down, like,
01:16:43 hahahahaha!
01:16:43 He's like the guy who plays bass.
01:16:46 Like he's he's much more than that.
01:16:47 And it's like, okay, okay.
01:16:49 Calm down.
01:16:49 Hey, man, you gonna be okay? Show works.
01:16:52 Back up.
01:16:55 Hey, come on, come on, come on, come on.
01:16:57 I'm gonna what we got. We got to do a segment.
01:16:59 We kind of a dual segment
01:17:01 in involves the kid.
01:17:02 Come on, come on, come on, come on, go on.
01:17:05 The kid.
01:17:08 Oh. Hi, guys.
01:17:09 No no no no no no, man, I'm the kid.
01:17:12 Hi, guys.
01:17:13 We, we don't have the comments page up, but since you just said
01:17:17 we don't need to, because that's the only comment.
01:17:19 There's a lack of follow through. Kind of.
01:17:20 There's two kid videos. There's a minute and two minute is.
01:17:22 Which one are we playing? Is this the one? Which one are we playing first?
01:17:25 I'm not interested. That sounds kind of sketchy.
01:17:28 This is his rant, which is great.
01:17:34 A minute, is this the one I should play first?
01:17:36 Yeah, the other one's the one I was talking about with, but that's okay.
01:17:40 No, that's that's where I'm going to then.
01:17:42 Oh, okay.
01:17:43 Darian. The wrong one again.
01:17:45 This track.
01:17:47 Yeah.
01:17:47 This is, this is, this is the Gary and the shaved.
01:17:52 Hey, hey hey hey, why is it like this?
01:17:56 Okay, it's the second time you voice cracked.
01:17:58 Are you hitting puberty?
01:17:59 I don't know, but it's actually.
01:18:01 The kids are getting new ball hair.
01:18:04 I bet you the kid's dick is just as pink in this corner at 123 pounds.
01:18:09 But safety glasses and a will to not just know plastic, but
01:18:12 also the kids and every know that the kid was beyond years.
01:18:16 Oh, my mom did.
01:18:22 Wait.
01:18:23 Just as pink as what I drank
01:18:25 five this is the Gary and the kid.
01:18:29 Where's my tongue?
01:18:30 So please go to the party. Oh, what'd you think?
01:18:32 About the party specifically?
01:18:33 I don't see a ton I didn't do.
01:18:36 Yeah, it was just pretty interesting, you know,
01:18:39 it was pretty interesting.
01:18:40 Probably about,
01:18:42 if I was only there, like, 2.5 hours, I think.
01:18:44 And so I recorded for about an hour.
01:18:46 So I didn't enjoy the actual party too much.
01:18:49 And then when I was enjoying the party, it started to rain.
01:18:51 But what? Oh, yeah. Yeah, I had fun while I was there for sure.
01:18:54 Yeah. Wow, look at that. It's so beautiful.
01:18:56 I was pretty dry skin longer every week.
01:18:58 Definitely a little hammered by the time I got a little smack in there.
01:19:03 Draw had a
01:19:03 request that you do, something about your real life.
01:19:07 But you know what? You did that during your monologue.
01:19:09 You said about the dad, right?
01:19:11 It was about what you do every.
01:19:13 So, you know, I.
01:19:14 Yeah. Sorry. Hold on. I know that's the camera.
01:19:17 That's not. Yeah. It's not.
01:19:18 So there. They're.
01:19:20 That's what that one.
01:19:21 Wait, wait.
01:19:23 We're going to have a third segment inside of a segment.
01:19:25 If I can find the segment inside my voice.
01:19:33 What say you
01:19:35 just say
01:19:37 let's say
01:19:39 let's say.
01:19:43 You want a bit.
01:19:45 We just.
01:19:45 Yeah. What say you fall in.
01:19:47 Let's say me it's like going oh I play, I play a sport.
01:19:51 Checkers is literally what he just said I
01:19:54 no no no no no, you didn't say.
01:19:58 You didn't say.
01:19:59 Tell us what sport you play.
01:20:00 You said do something personal about your life.
01:20:02 And apparently that matters.
01:20:05 That's like that makes a difference.
01:20:07 Oh, yeah. No.
01:20:10 Don't even dragons. Yeah.
01:20:12 Thank you.
01:20:13 But all right. As above. So below.
01:20:15 Okay, bye.
01:20:16 But that's fun.
01:20:17 While lasted, though,
01:20:18 there was no personal things about your life aren't agreeable.
01:20:22 I didn't say personal things.
01:20:23 I wasn't some that, like, actually matters. That's like.
01:20:26 That's all that matters to you.
01:20:27 That's what Gary is saying and I'm repeating.
01:20:29 But if that actually matters to him, like if that matters that much, then
01:20:32 this is where he's going, then I am so, so sorry.
01:20:34 I will start picking on the guy.
01:20:36 Yeah, but you're smart. You're starting a different.
01:20:37 I feel like I thought he was like, better than that.
01:20:39 Being from Montana, I thought they make them
01:20:43 thicker skin up there in Montana.
01:20:45 See, I used to judge my friends for doing shit, wasting money,
01:20:48 playing disc golf on, you know, like, they would brag like that.
01:20:51 They just golf all the time.
01:20:52 Like, dude,
01:20:53 who in their right mind wouldn't
01:20:54 want to spend 16 hours strolling through the fucking woods?
01:20:57 I just don't have that kind of time, but I stopped.
01:20:59 What are you doing? Because
01:21:01 it doesn't matter, right?
01:21:02 That's my point.
01:21:03 It doesn't matter.
01:21:04 I do whatever I like to do, and if other people judge it, I don't care.
01:21:06 And what I used to tell my friends, hey, it's not me.
01:21:08 Getting outside is like they were all built of existence, buddy.
01:21:12 It's all right.
01:21:13 I agree I was wrong.
01:21:14 I feel like there's what you're saying.
01:21:16 There's way better things he could be doing.
01:21:17 I'm saying there's way worse things he could be doing.
01:21:20 Yeah, yeah, he could be blowing children.
01:21:22 Yeah. Good.
01:21:25 I always, you know, when people.
01:21:27 But nowadays that's probably. I go for the word recreational.
01:21:30 I go for the, the clean pure pleasure.
01:21:33 I got to see the kids.
01:21:34 Put your hands together.
01:21:36 Involved heroin and children.
01:21:39 Well, whoops.
01:21:41 Once there's children involved, shouldn't we play just to touch children?
01:21:45 Then this show is complete for this segment.
01:21:47 We're all playing characters.
01:21:49 What did he say?
01:21:51 Yeah, only one of us goes by their actual name.
01:21:53 And I think he's playing his actual self.
01:21:55 I don't know, I'm playing a character.
01:21:57 No, I'm following the script I was handed.
01:21:59 I was fucking, but I was at his pre-show.
01:22:03 Even this explanation of me being having a in the script.
01:22:07 In the script?
01:22:09 Yeah,
01:22:11 I was scared of the Garry or anyway,
01:22:15 so I recorded for about an hour looking for Inge Gordon.
01:22:18 She's going to go on and on about Dungeons and Dragons.
01:22:20 Is that what we're about to do here? Yeah.
01:22:22 Oh yeah. Yeah.
01:22:23 Fine with your response.
01:22:24 Yeah. Well, I'm not fighting the
01:22:27 my favorite part was he explained, hit points.
01:22:31 Yeah.
01:22:33 Oh yeah.
01:22:33 He did go on and on about Dungeons and Dragons.
01:22:35 I just completely tuned it out or no, I know that's fair.
01:22:39 I'm up to speed.
01:22:40 Maybe there's alcohol involved. I was pretty dark.
01:22:42 Yeah, yeah, I was what
01:22:46 I think is, found in too much alcohol.
01:22:48 And every time you guys are, like, talking a little hammered by the time I say
01:22:52 it's seems like the alcohol has something to do with it.
01:22:55 Quest that you do? Some people for real life.
01:22:57 But you know what? You did that during your monologue.
01:22:59 You said about the dude rant was about what you do every.
01:23:03 So, you know, I.
01:23:04 Yeah. So I hold on.
01:23:04 I just adjust myself off camera every Monday.
01:23:08 I don't know.
01:23:09 You know, I got a lot of interesting things.
01:23:11 I go to church and it's not interesting and working.
01:23:15 So you go to three.
01:23:18 That's not interesting.
01:23:18 Lifestyle are does, I thought about it like Christmas and you got a guitar.
01:23:25 Are you trying to have a guitar?
01:23:26 Okay. That's interesting.
01:23:28 That's interesting. Right.
01:23:30 Well thank you.
01:23:31 Right, right.
01:23:32 So I talk about music, I talk about music.
01:23:35 I own a guitar.
01:23:36 That's two completely fucking different things.
01:23:38 One of your matters, one of them does.
01:23:39 He just got it.
01:23:40 And he doesn't spend a lot of time doing it because he's working out.
01:23:43 Because that's fine.
01:23:45 But there you go. That is one thing.
01:23:46 I like that, bro. Yeah.
01:23:48 Thank you. Talk more about that.
01:23:50 This was his response to your, why you got a guitar.
01:23:55 Are you trying to have a guitar?
01:23:56 I've not played it since March.
01:23:58 Probably. Okay.
01:23:59 I've been trying to. Oh, no. Mercy.
01:24:02 You have a soul. You are a guitar.
01:24:04 I've been trying to work out a little bit.
01:24:06 And at the time, okay, I had time to work out or play guitar.
01:24:09 I'm not.
01:24:10 I was like, you know, I'd rather work out and get that down.
01:24:12 Can we get some videos of the kid working out that, you know,
01:24:15 that excuse doesn't work shirtless?
01:24:17 So. Right. No, I have noticed you've been bulking up a bit.
01:24:19 Yeah, I well,
01:24:20 you know, I was 300, I'm shooting for 350 by the end of the year, so good.
01:24:24 Great plans. Yeah.
01:24:25 All right.
01:24:26 How is above so below 300. What? Liters.
01:24:29 What?
01:24:30 I two I've been wanting to work out more and I've been struggling with it.
01:24:33 Do you got.
01:24:34 Maybe you guys can work out together. Is that what you're saying?
01:24:36 We could shirtless does.
01:24:38 Oh, oh, we film it.
01:24:40 Do most people in are made to go to church?
01:24:43 Yes. And how does that
01:24:45 how does that make an atheist feel?
01:24:48 What do you mean? Do you like.
01:24:49 Oh, they hate it.
01:24:50 They they want to end up in the church protesting churches.
01:24:54 If Gary just stands up at the graveyard Sunday morning,
01:24:57 just contemplating the abyss while they're all celebrating.
01:25:01 No, Gary, that's that's what they should do.
01:25:03 You know how they stand outside
01:25:04 of Planned Parenthood protesting Planned Parenthood?
01:25:07 You should stand out outside of churches and
01:25:10 and graveyards and protest what's going on there?
01:25:12 A coworker asked me the other day, what do you say?
01:25:15 Instead of, oh my God!
01:25:17 And I said very quickly, oh my goodness.
01:25:20 But no, you know what I'm saying? Oh my God.
01:25:22 Or I just say, oh my God.
01:25:24 Which is weird.
01:25:25 Yeah, because you're a, cultural Christian.
01:25:28 Cultural Christian, correct?
01:25:30 Yeah.
01:25:31 You're dipshit. You're right. I'm not sure.
01:25:32 I mean,
01:25:34 they're trying to change the design
01:25:36 to say your favorite catchphrase
01:25:39 over on North Avenue on the way to is
01:25:43 is was really well written.
01:25:47 What?
01:25:48 The swear word on the design.
01:25:50 What?
01:25:52 Some of the dipshit.
01:25:54 Yeah, they they they drew it out on the on
01:25:57 the road signs because they put a new diff in North Avenue.
01:26:02 It's worse covered this place that they own.
01:26:04 They put a dead they put it down to the road.
01:26:08 It was a result
01:26:09 because I've heard of speed bumps but I've never heard speed before.
01:26:11 But no, the sign was hilarious because someone was really good.
01:26:15 Penmanship wrote that it was very neat.
01:26:18 They had it down the next day, but he's you and I both saw it
01:26:21 and it was funny and it reminded me to draw,
01:26:23 because that's really a funny thing to say.
01:26:26 Yeah, but what would be funnier is if what if they took the sign down
01:26:29 and replace it? It's it's someone just does it again.
01:26:32 Yeah.
01:26:32 Like I'm like almost immediately old, almost immediately.
01:26:37 You have the font match and everything.
01:26:39 There you have it all. Oh right. Ratio.
01:26:42 So we're still moving through the kid segment monologue for about eight minutes.
01:26:46 And, I've heard rumors that I have a more.
01:26:49 Hold on, hold on, hold.
01:26:50 I just saw you move some rumors that I have a moment.
01:26:52 Yeah, yeah, it's not a moment.
01:26:55 I thought I was a little bit careful.
01:26:56 I do not have a mullet.
01:26:57 No, I don't want a mullet.
01:27:01 Just one of the backgrounds moved.
01:27:03 That should not have happened. It was on that.
01:27:04 Did you watch this video before or.
01:27:07 Yeah.
01:27:07 This is the 24 minute monologue from last week.
01:27:10 I just want to share this 40. Oh, yeah. We're here.
01:27:12 Yeah, we're we're most people zoned out on it.
01:27:15 This is a very subtle but the most important
01:27:18 and the most profound insult in 74 episodes,
01:27:22 you have to know it's so guys, are you ready?
01:27:27 Yeah.
01:27:28 Make a monologue for about eight minutes.
01:27:30 And,
01:27:31 the only thing I could think of to talk about for eight minutes,
01:27:33 that wouldn't be super boring to the rest of the world, is did you catch it?
01:27:37 And I'm just going to do it one more time.
01:27:40 Bear with me.
01:27:41 Something I'm cognizant of.
01:27:43 Anyways, I was given the task to make a monologue about eight minutes,
01:27:48 and, the only thing I could think of to talk about for eight minutes,
01:27:51 that wouldn't be super boring to the rest of the world is Pink Floyd.
01:27:55 So I've got, you know, I've got a
01:27:57 no, I don't I don't get it.
01:27:59 What do you get it either?
01:28:01 Although it is weird because Gary like that creepy guy in the bushes, like.
01:28:04 Right. Yeah.
01:28:05 It's weird. Then why are you holding Kermit?
01:28:07 And why are you dressed for Halloween,
01:28:10 I think. Let me back up. Okay.
01:28:12 Which one are you?
01:28:12 Which one are you?
01:28:13 I can't, I'm the green one.
01:28:16 He's E.T. over there on the left.
01:28:18 Okay.
01:28:20 Actually, that's what it reminds me of, because there's, like, one unnatural thing
01:28:22 that doesn't belong in the middle, and it moves.
01:28:24 And that's it from you.
01:28:25 Remember when he was in the closet?
01:28:27 Yes. Yeah.
01:28:28 I mean, so have you gone as you're going
01:28:31 to Picard from Star Trek?
01:28:34 I should before. Yeah. You should.
01:28:36 So the kid was subtly doing was insulting 72
01:28:41 mile of not being interesting to anyone in the world.
01:28:46 Listen to it again. Oh, I explained minutes.
01:28:48 Okay.
01:28:48 And, the only thing I could think of to talk about for eight minutes that wouldn't
01:28:52 be super boring to the rest of the world, is pink for seated here.
01:28:55 His voice go up there.
01:28:57 This is.
01:28:57 Yeah.
01:28:58 So he said, I want to write a monologue that won't be super boring
01:29:02 for the rest of the world if if they can,
01:29:06 there's a big scary about him what he could present to the no.
01:29:09 He's saying if it was the kid rants, it would be 72 episodes about Pink Floyd.
01:29:14 But then just think he thinks that the monologue
01:29:17 should take a little time to not rant about something that no one gives a shit.
01:29:20 That's what I heard.
01:29:22 So, it's a very symbiotic.
01:29:25 I listen to the guys and I
01:29:27 listen, I paraphrase, I think the monologue
01:29:30 I should should talk about something that somebody gives a shit.
01:29:33 Now let's do it one more time.
01:29:35 Anyways, and I was given the task that there's
01:29:38 more than one monologue for about eight minutes, and,
01:29:41 the only thing I can think of to talk about for eight minutes,
01:29:43 that wouldn't be super boring to the rest of the world is.
01:29:45 Floyd?
01:29:47 So I've got, you know, I've got a brief history of the band
01:29:50 right here and two sides of notes.
01:29:53 Anyway, enough of, two sides.
01:29:58 You did?
01:29:59 Hell, yeah.
01:30:01 Wait. But they're okay.
01:30:03 That was for today. Yeah.
01:30:05 So that's all we have of the kid, or.
01:30:07 There's no. There's one more kid,
01:30:09 and he has an eloquent turn of phrase that you'll date.
01:30:13 I like it, I don't know
01:30:16 anymore.
01:30:17 We need more white phrases like that.
01:30:20 Dig it.
01:30:21 We need more or less, kid.
01:30:25 Wow. That's.
01:30:26 That's optional. Look at that. Like, look at it.
01:30:28 Just, Wait, is this the same one again for the party?
01:30:31 Yeah, that's
01:30:34 probably it's. Swish.
01:30:36 Oh. Like, oh, you low IQ. Hang on.
01:30:39 Because I played it. It's shot back up to the top.
01:30:41 So yeah the lack of follow through.
01:30:43 Kind of like Derry in the kid show.
01:30:46 What do we got today?
01:30:48 I don't know.
01:30:49 All right.
01:30:50 I'm I'm pretty pretty upset right now.
01:30:52 Oh, I got a okay. Yeah. Here we go. We're going to rant.
01:30:55 There's a Louise dirty. You know we're at our main, right?
01:30:57 Yeah. Dirty, dirty objections.
01:30:59 There's a mold.
01:31:00 There's a dildo mold or the butt plugs.
01:31:03 The plug machine or the dildo machine. Okay.
01:31:06 But so far, he's dirty. He's got pot.
01:31:09 What else is happening?
01:31:10 He's on the plug machine.
01:31:11 He's riding dirty, and, looks like a cum stain on the on the top.
01:31:15 Every time I see dirty kids like that, I think trailer park and dirty,
01:31:19 dirty kids, right?
01:31:20 Yeah.
01:31:21 Put rubber in the pot and then the whole thing gets squished. The.
01:31:24 The worst part, you know, this is rubber design.
01:31:26 When I was a kid, because there was there was apartments way down in the one end.
01:31:29 And then there was trailer park on the other side.
01:31:32 Yeah. Way on the other side.
01:31:34 It didn't matter if we were dirty.
01:31:35 We all got dirty.
01:31:36 But the trailer park kids were dirty.
01:31:37 It like we all got 30 in the morning, right?
01:31:41 What did you.
01:31:41 You're clearly dirty from yesterday.
01:31:43 Dude, do your parents not even see you? Who?
01:31:45 Do you even go home?
01:31:46 Do you have a high?
01:31:48 Yeah. They gotta work on their car.
01:31:50 They gotta get their hand in their engine before they.
01:31:52 What time of the day was this made?
01:31:54 Before work or after he worked?
01:31:57 Did you ask me like he's got his hand out there?
01:31:59 He's like, this is about three hours into his shift.
01:32:04 All right, fair enough.
01:32:07 It looks like it's really bizarre.
01:32:09 I'm not. I'm fine. I'm okay to drive.
01:32:12 It's on top of the mold and pushes all the rubber,
01:32:14 and then the whole thing gets squished. Wait, I got a backup.
01:32:16 Jackson's a butt plug mold, and there's a, By the time
01:32:21 this was a dissertation on mold and Jack, pressing.
01:32:25 All right, I'm.
01:32:26 I thought he was one of the testers for the butt plugs.
01:32:32 What do they do with the butt plugs?
01:32:33 They test it, they clean them and put them back in the package.
01:32:36 Oh, yeah.
01:32:37 Okay, whoever test them is allowed to take them home.
01:32:40 The package says every butt plug tested
01:32:43 right are made a rubber.
01:32:44 There's, to guarantee.
01:32:46 There's a quality rubber in the pot, and then the whole thing gets squished.
01:32:51 The pot sits on top of the mold, puts like a stain on the on the top.
01:32:55 So the pots are pretty important part.
01:32:58 Some. Can you clip that?
01:32:59 I want that for my. The pot is a the part.
01:33:03 No not the not the, take that out.
01:33:05 I just want pots are pretty important.
01:33:07 Some fucking, the pot that I'm going.
01:33:10 It makes the mold.
01:33:11 Oh, fuck.
01:33:12 Yeah. Fart pots. The, Pretty, pretty.
01:33:14 Some fucking important parts that I'm.
01:33:19 Already the story.
01:33:21 This story.
01:33:21 This goes right with the kids gimmick.
01:33:23 Got my, finger on the pulse, as they say.
01:33:26 Pretty smart. Knows this shit.
01:33:28 He knows this shit.
01:33:29 I know part the parts are pretty important.
01:33:31 Part.
01:33:33 Parts took the pot that I'm
01:33:35 putting out for something, and they didn't throw it in the oven.
01:33:38 There's a bunch of rubber that's in there that's all cured up.
01:33:40 Which means if I try to run it right now, it's just gonna.
01:33:42 I'm I'm going to have a bunch of bad parts and stuff like that, a bunch of bad.
01:33:45 But I got to spend like, an hour drilling that fucker out,
01:33:49 instead of the bore it like it should have.
01:33:51 Listen, he's going to go on.
01:33:52 I loved every bit of that rant. Oh, good. It's,
01:33:56 That was great. Oh.
01:33:57 Oh, it did.
01:33:58 Okay, well, as one of those, it takes you to think like,
01:34:03 if there was more of it, there wasn't. But.
01:34:05 No, I started doing something else.
01:34:07 Oh there's more. Oh, you know, there's that.
01:34:09 What are you doing so far. No, I, I think I missed it that time.
01:34:12 No, no.
01:34:14 Yes okay. So there wasn't.
01:34:16 That is really bizarre.
01:34:18 That's really bizarre.
01:34:19 That's fun.
01:34:20 While it lasted though, it was.
01:34:25 Hell yeah.
01:34:26 I thought show was there so much.
01:34:30 No. The only one we missed was the guy that showed up first we did the two.
01:34:33 Yeah. Talk about.
01:34:35 I don't know if, the clips get shown.
01:34:37 He talking about immigrants or something.
01:34:39 Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
01:34:41 The weird. The big scary guy.
01:34:42 Yeah, yeah, we just goes to like, two lemon segments.
01:34:46 I just miss them on the the wood way.
01:34:48 Oh, there was, there was one that was a couple seconds long.
01:34:54 There was like eight minutes of Liz in the kid.
01:34:58 We did all those.
01:35:00 Yeah. Lesbian.
01:35:01 Right. We did. We can do them again if you want.
01:35:03 No, no, no.
01:35:04 I'm good, I'm good.
01:35:05 Come in.
01:35:06 Did you ever get any of the mash up store?
01:35:08 Because we've got, special Halloween thing coming up?
01:35:13 No, the graveyard segment.
01:35:15 I got a bunch of Halloween mash ups, but I want to save those for Halloween.
01:35:18 No. I'm so sick.
01:35:22 The day after the 4th of July.
01:35:23 Fuck. Halloween.
01:35:25 I love Halloween.
01:35:27 Halloween is my favorite.
01:35:29 Oh, I do, I don't mind it, but I don't like it.
01:35:30 The day after the 4th of July.
01:35:32 It's too early to.
01:35:34 It's late October.
01:35:36 We're it's time.
01:35:38 No, next week is time.
01:35:40 It's time.
01:35:42 If at least like, when is actual Halloween on a Tuesday or a Thursday next week?
01:35:47 Yeah, it's a fucking Monday.
01:35:48 The 28th is the next episode.
01:35:51 Yeah. So we got time.
01:35:53 We don't want to have two Halloween episodes then.
01:35:55 Yeah, I want to.
01:35:57 Everything should be Halloween all the time.
01:35:59 For the record, it's only 24 and we talked all about pride.
01:36:02 You can dress up every day if you want.
01:36:06 Okay?
01:36:06 You can identify anything you want.
01:36:09 You can be a Girl Scout for all you care.
01:36:11 No, I never knew that.
01:36:13 I never, never do that.
01:36:15 You could dress.
01:36:15 You guys,
01:36:17 do you guys see that?
01:36:18 I was I was trying to find, But when the good clip segment.
01:36:22 But you guys see that, Trump Trump roast?
01:36:25 Yeah, I saw the red shirt.
01:36:27 Donald Trump, the cats or.
01:36:28 No, no, he was he was roasting.
01:36:31 It was whatever that fucking, cat or whatever the religious kind of.
01:36:36 You didn't see that
01:36:39 he he it was pretty good, I guess I'll pull.
01:36:43 I guess I'll pull it up.
01:36:45 I saw oh, I guess I did, or I guess I already have it pulled up.
01:36:49 I saw some cool shit, but I don't remember what it was.
01:36:52 Oh, roll the clip, Brady.
01:36:55 I mean, I don't have anything pulled up.
01:36:57 I think you're I mean, I'm playing with my soundboard, to be honest.
01:37:03 That's fun.
01:37:03 Did the wait did we watched all Sabrina.
01:37:06 Sabrina? Yes.
01:37:09 I only sent the one, but I thought it was cool how she ripped on Matt.
01:37:13 Oh, right. She was saying that 100 years is fake.
01:37:15 People aren't really going to face what I got out of fake ages,
01:37:19 but just to get insurance money, like now, are they.
01:37:22 Are they bored? Yeah.
01:37:24 Are they Weekend at Bernie's.
01:37:25 The family members like just not reporting death till they're 100.
01:37:28 Yeah. Absolutely. Right.
01:37:31 What do they do with the body?
01:37:35 Oh, if you like.
01:37:36 For now, here's the ultimate scam.
01:37:38 Instead of even doing it with an old person,
01:37:39 just create a fictitious person from the start.
01:37:41 You're going to do an old person grow up
01:37:45 and use the
01:37:46 fake Social Security numbers to collect.
01:37:50 Wow. What?
01:37:52 You're a terrible person.
01:37:53 Allegedly.
01:37:54 I wouldn't have thought of that.
01:37:57 My mind doesn't work.
01:37:58 That's not my.
01:37:59 That's a
01:38:01 that that's a movie.
01:38:03 The guy's great.
01:38:04 Grandpa set up fake ID or fake, you know, so that they could keep.
01:38:07 That might even be a mission impossible.
01:38:09 But they've got these IDs that were created, so they're real people
01:38:11 so that anybody can just have them whenever they're ready.
01:38:13 But they're not.
01:38:13 I mean, they're the system thinks they're real, real people, but they're not.
01:38:17 They're disposable identities that were created like a birth.
01:38:21 You know, they created a birth certificate in a hospital and let them grow up.
01:38:24 And then 30 years later, use them as IDs.
01:38:29 But it's based on a true story.
01:38:32 I imagine. So
01:38:34 it's kind of clever.
01:38:35 It's a lot of work or or very little payoff.
01:38:40 So are you in the same exact room you were in last time?
01:38:42 Because, dude, I'm having such deja vu.
01:38:45 Yeah, this is exactly where I usually sit.
01:38:49 Not you.
01:38:50 I know I thought before the answer.
01:38:53 Oh, it was, you know.
01:38:56 Hey, know. All right,
01:38:59 so we used to come here.
01:39:02 Here we go. Very religious.
01:39:03 I'm gonna tell you now which avatar this week
01:39:06 New York tradition has been born.
01:39:09 79 years ago. It was born.
01:39:11 So you can say Carmel is a vice president, that we're here for most of that length.
01:39:17 I know many of them, and it's not a pretty picture.
01:39:20 It's not a pretty picture.
01:39:22 The two candidates for
01:39:23 president are supposed to exchange good natured barbs.
01:39:26 And, you know, we get along very well.
01:39:29 I didn't like Biden very much, and now I like him quite a bit.
01:39:32 You know, it's.
01:39:34 And now I say that
01:39:37 she is much worse than him.
01:39:38 He was a much better candidate than her, actually.
01:39:41 And when we hopefully win, dispose of her.
01:39:44 I like her a lot, but right now I can't stand her casting.
01:39:48 I've never liked people that I was competing against.
01:39:51 Okay.
01:39:52 When you do, a lot of bad, I do, I do.
01:39:56 I like the way the votes are starting to come in.
01:39:58 You got to get out to do it.
01:39:59 In Catholics, you got to vote for me.
01:40:02 Just remember, you better remember I'm here with Catholic.
01:40:06 I could have done that to.
01:40:08 Did you see the clip of Kamala when somebody said, praise the Lord.
01:40:11 And she said, you're at the wrong rally, children and ruining the vulnerable.
01:40:16 Praise the Lord.
01:40:17 She wanted Vice President Harris to accept your invitation.
01:40:20 I guess you should have told her the funds
01:40:24 were going to bail out the looters
01:40:26 and rioters in Minneapolis, and she would have been here, guaranteed.
01:40:30 She would have been.
01:40:32 Oh. Oh, dear.
01:40:35 She would have been.
01:40:36 Okay, okay with that.
01:40:39 But I know this is what's supposed to be a crowd tonight.
01:40:41 Here it comedian, right.
01:40:43 This is not my normal crazy. It's why he's reading.
01:40:45 Believe me. My normal crowd.
01:40:47 Oh is he. He's younger.
01:40:48 Oh shut up.
01:40:50 Has a lot more energy.
01:40:53 But you have certain advantages to,
01:40:56 like, cash.
01:40:57 Lots of cash.
01:40:59 But many of you are Manhattan liberals from the media and the Democrat Party.
01:41:03 I always say the Democrat, you know, Chuck, does it like that.
01:41:06 He likes Democratic. And it sounds much more beautiful.
01:41:09 The Democratic Party, I always say the Democrat Party because it sounds worse.
01:41:15 Yeah, it is true.
01:41:17 He likes Democratic.
01:41:19 Why don't they just change the name this way?
01:41:21 You know, they it is Democrat.
01:41:23 But, I must say I was shocked when I heard
01:41:26 that Kamala was skipping the Al Smith dinner.
01:41:30 I really hope that she would come, because we can't get enough of hearing her
01:41:34 beautiful laugh. She laughs like crazy.
01:41:37 We would recognize it in this room, and all polls are indicating
01:41:42 I'm leading big with a Catholic vote as I should be, as I should.
01:41:48 But I don't think Kamala has given up yet.
01:41:51 She hasn't.
01:41:51 And instead of attending tonight, she's in Michigan receiving communion
01:41:55 from Gretchen Whitmer.
01:42:00 Yikes.
01:42:01 Yeah, that's not okay.
01:42:05 But Catholics, please don't be
01:42:07 too insulted by Kamala's absence.
01:42:10 If the Democrats say yes, thank you very much.
01:42:14 I appreciate if Democrats really wanted to have someone not be with us
01:42:19 this evening.
01:42:20 They would have just sent Joe Biden.
01:42:24 Oh, that was awesome.
01:42:27 I love there's more.
01:42:28 There was that I'm supposed to tell.
01:42:30 Yeah. There's more.
01:42:32 You self-deprecating jokes this evening.
01:42:36 So here it goes.
01:42:39 Nope.
01:42:40 I've got, it's a story.
01:42:43 Off I go.
01:42:43 You also said so about, he said that Tim Walz also wasn't there.
01:42:48 But don't worry, he'll say that.
01:42:50 He was like. Like.
01:42:53 Basically saying his,
01:42:55 military stuff, but, yeah, I guess we can think.
01:42:59 Keep this going.
01:42:59 I got no,
01:43:01 there's nothing to say.
01:43:06 I guess
01:43:06 I just don't see the point of taking shots at myself
01:43:09 when other people have been shooting at me for a hell of a long time.
01:43:14 Oh, they're mad at Trump for saying she was a shit vice president.
01:43:17 That's right.
01:43:18 Because it just isn't.
01:43:19 It's not my normal crowd, believe me.
01:43:22 My normal crowd is younger.
01:43:26 Okay, this is like a a lot more energy.
01:43:28 It sounds worse.
01:43:33 Thing
01:43:34 fake news, right?
01:43:35 Other than Crazy Nancy, I will tell Marlo's absence.
01:43:39 If the Democrats say he's,
01:43:42 Thank you very much, I appreciate it.
01:43:44 There we go.
01:43:45 Extended.
01:43:45 Really wanted to have someone not be with us this evening.
01:43:49 They would have just sent Joe Biden.
01:43:54 You know, he's having second thoughts.
01:43:55 You know that, right? He's having he wants to come back, see eating.
01:43:58 He's eating.
01:43:59 If she does any worse in the polls, he's pop something in his mouth.
01:44:02 Chuck. He's going to do it. He's the one thing.
01:44:04 If he could do it, that's the guy.
01:44:07 Like,
01:44:09 I will tell you, it's like he did it.
01:44:13 Joe is almost disappeared from view.
01:44:15 The only way he could be seen less is if he had a show on CNN.
01:44:20 Have nothing.
01:44:21 They've got nothing fake.
01:44:24 Can I find the video where he called her a shit vice president?
01:44:27 Someone in the white House who can bear complaining about it.
01:44:29 But they were not putting the video up.
01:44:31 Barely put together to who?
01:44:32 Here in Texas, who seems to have mental.
01:44:38 Faculties this year
01:44:41 is a person that has nothing going, no intelligence whatsoever.
01:44:45 But who?
01:44:47 Wow. Kamala Harris, let's get on to something.
01:44:51 I'd say bless you.
01:44:52 But what's the point?
01:44:52 Because she spends a lot of time. Well, I got one.
01:44:55 You're so good looking to another debate.
01:44:58 Oh, yeah.
01:44:58 But the truth is, I've debated twice this year, once against Joe Biden
01:45:02 and once again, David Muir of ABC.
01:45:06 The. It's been a long tradition
01:45:08 for both Democrat and Republican.
01:45:11 Yeah, it's all right.
01:45:14 So I like how he said
01:45:16 he didn't say anything negative about her laugh.
01:45:19 He let the laugh speak for itself.
01:45:23 She he simply laugh.
01:45:25 This is. Yeah.
01:45:27 She has a very distinct.
01:45:30 Yeah.
01:45:30 It's a cackle.
01:45:37 Dear flag, ask flag full for you. A.
01:45:46 We are a male couple
01:45:49 celebrating 34 years of partnership.
01:45:52 We recently took a cruise during which we met
01:45:56 four straight couples traveling together who welcomed us into their group.
01:46:00 It was a pleasant experience, and we were delighted to make friends
01:46:04 with whom we anticipated sailing again.
01:46:07 In fact, the group booked
01:46:10 a future cruise on board and insisted we join them.
01:46:15 Upon returning home and making the obligatory social media
01:46:18 connections, we were stunned to discover extremist views propagated
01:46:23 by multiple members of the group, including but not limited to,
01:46:27 dangerous falsehoods about the disparagement of gays.
01:46:31 One of them said gay should be banished from society.
01:46:34 Our reaction was one of disbelief, given the warmth
01:46:38 with which we were treated, during which
01:46:42 the warmth with which we were treated.
01:46:45 That's all I was. Did you? There's five there
01:46:49 with true
01:46:50 colors now revealed to see the true colors now revealed.
01:46:53 We intended to cancel the booking made on board, but we are not.
01:46:58 We are at odds on how to, how or whether to explain
01:47:03 the decision.
01:47:04 I am angry and ready to rumble while my pacifist husband says
01:47:09 we should let it go.
01:47:10 Any insights you can offer will be appreciated.
01:47:13 Signed.
01:47:14 Conflicted at sea.
01:47:16 I hope that you ready to rumble.
01:47:18 I hope you ready to rumble.
01:47:20 I hope that you're ready to rumble.
01:47:21 I hope you ready to rumble.
01:47:23 I hope that you ready to rumble.
01:47:24 I hope you ready to rumble.
01:47:27 The angry we get some trouble.
01:47:29 We should run the rumble.
01:47:31 Disclaimer it said, It said something about rumbling in it.
01:47:36 Yeah.
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01:50:01 Breaking news.
01:50:02 This just in.
01:50:05 It appears that Jack master has died.
01:50:10 Oh no kidding.
01:50:12 Is he the master of jacking?
01:50:14 He's a rapper from Scotland.
01:50:17 No, it's not just that he died, but is he rap about jacking off?
01:50:21 I have a problem with this part.
01:50:23 It says this is seven news and, And,
01:50:27 drill. Yeah.
01:50:28 I don't know why, but yes, we do have a deer flag.
01:50:29 You to finish up on. Just saying.
01:50:31 Oh, yes.
01:50:31 Well, the answer's got to go over the other thing.
01:50:34 We had breaking news. Breaking news happens when breaking news happens. Right?
01:50:36 I know, I'm just saying, if I didn't just send one and Jack master has died
01:50:40 now, in parentheses says complications arising from an accidental head injury.
01:50:45 I want to investigate that was that made it.
01:50:51 Why would you put it in quotation?
01:50:52 Complications arising from accidental head?
01:50:55 Because that was that was that was the quote, unseen.
01:50:58 All right. Right.
01:50:59 So it's not suspicious.
01:51:00 The real breaking news is Jamison Williams is suspended
01:51:04 for two games, but, what?
01:51:07 Yeah.
01:51:07 Jamie.
01:51:14 A breaking news,
01:51:15 this just in, Jamelle, Jamison Williams of
01:51:19 the Detroit Lions has been suspended for two games.
01:51:23 This is actual breaking news for me.
01:51:25 I did not know.
01:51:26 Yeah, yeah, well, that happened while we were,
01:51:29 but I guess what? I didn't know that either.
01:51:31 But I really don't care, though.
01:51:32 But, the reason it was a violated lead violation
01:51:36 of some sort of, substance or gambling.
01:51:39 He gambled last time.
01:51:41 Or is it gambling? Oh, it would be.
01:51:43 It would be more than two games if it was a second offense.
01:51:47 That's not good.
01:51:49 All right. Oh, what are you eating?
01:51:51 I mean, why are you eating?
01:51:53 We're still on.
01:51:54 We're still on.
01:51:56 Are you doing those braces? Voice.
01:51:57 It sounds like you're doing the braces voice.
01:51:59 Okay, but anyway, Thank you. See?
01:52:02 We're still.
01:52:03 Oh, I'm a bit. Okay, now we're clear.
01:52:05 Oh, shoot.
01:52:06 I already did see.
01:52:09 Okay, so here's my advice.
01:52:11 When?
01:52:11 When people are on a cruise ship, when we say, you know, you
01:52:14 you join a click and you're together for a while over the ship,
01:52:18 and you see each other every day,
01:52:19 and then you say, yeah, let's take another cruise together with this group.
01:52:23 That's kind of like saying, let's do lunch.
01:52:27 They'll mean we're all going to get back together
01:52:30 on a different boat and cruise another, have another cruise together.
01:52:33 It means that this has been nice and I'd love to do it again.
01:52:36 But but real life doesn't work that way,
01:52:40 and anything about following those people on social media is stalker,
01:52:48 right?
01:52:48 If they not, if they invited you to,
01:52:51 yeah. Right. You're just kind of.
01:52:53 Hey, we're friends now.
01:52:54 Yeah.
01:52:54 I was going to say you have a weird outlook on friendship.
01:52:57 Like share, follow.
01:52:59 Like, I met these people on a cruise and we became friends and then.
01:53:02 No. Yeah, I was like that type of.
01:53:04 Yeah, I think that's weird that those.
01:53:06 But that's why you have that number one, that you're
01:53:07 that hard up for friends, that you meet people on a cruise
01:53:10 and you want to be like best friends of them forever.
01:53:11 It's like, no, I don't want to meet anyone on a cruise.
01:53:14 I'm on a cruise to get away from people,
01:53:16 not to like, wow, man, you guys meet new people.
01:53:18 You guys are both younger than me.
01:53:19 Are you some fucking bitter old people?
01:53:21 No, that's what I just said.
01:53:23 No, I if I wanted to be around, you shouldn't go any further. Friends.
01:53:26 I wish to be around people that I want to be around.
01:53:28 Why would I go to. Yeah, exactly. That's why I have a jet ski.
01:53:31 It is.
01:53:33 Was a cruise to meet on your jet ski.
01:53:38 I, so I don't know, because, Hang on, I don't need around you just.
01:53:41 Oh, yeah.
01:53:42 I got everything on your chest. Creepy.
01:53:45 It smiles. My point.
01:53:46 It's small.
01:53:49 We missed something.
01:54:00 Ladies and gentlemen,
01:54:01 let's get ready to.
01:54:08 Rumble!
01:54:09 I hope that you win your fucking.
01:54:10 I hope you ready to rumble.
01:54:15 No lip smacking.
01:54:19 No lip smacking,
01:54:21 no lip smacking,
01:54:23 no lip smacking.
01:54:25 Dude, this video is full of electronic lick.
01:54:27 Lip smacking.
01:54:28 You hear Asmr
01:54:31 mouth noise leaving.
01:54:33 Something's wrong with that.
01:54:34 And you know, this video is called symbiosis.
01:54:38 Yeah, I don't I don't know why.
01:54:44 Is that Baby Yoda?
01:54:46 Yeah.
01:54:46 No, it's just some stupid like bug.
01:54:50 Yeah, yeah, we know it's just something is isn't draw in jaws
01:54:53 universal draw and then something that isn't.
01:54:55 Sure those are the only two species.
01:54:58 Yeah, yeah. Something else
01:55:00 that I remember being
01:55:01 I remember being 40 is incredible.
01:55:04 You still have to, you asshole.
01:55:06 You still have to actually have awareness.
01:55:07 You know, I fucking asshole.
01:55:09 I mean, I,
01:55:10 I can mute my microphone when, like, there's going to be annoying noises.
01:55:14 Or at least I try to see I cared when I was 42, I don't.
01:55:18 Yeah. Now. Yeah. You're setting it to that age.
01:55:20 So cute shit yourself because, you know, listen, I'm being more like my ass.
01:55:24 I have the shit that amuses you, runs out, and you need new things
01:55:30 you'll like loud. You'll see.
01:55:32 You'll smacking.
01:55:33 Here it goes, here it goes. This is the part.
01:55:36 He's going to eat it, right?
01:55:37 You are 100% right.
01:55:38 Thank you. Bob.
01:55:42 I bleed out
01:55:45 the hubs.
01:55:46 This is like monster bug wars. Except fake.
01:55:49 It's just like rocks.
01:55:50 Where are we watching this?
01:55:51 Yeah, because they're symbiotic and little bugs aren't.
01:55:55 The weird thing about it.
01:55:57 Because the little bugs aren't the prey.
01:55:59 They're the predator.
01:56:00 They work for the big rock monster that just.
01:56:02 Yeah. The monster, I suppose, was the bait.
01:56:05 It's something that if you were 41, you would appreciate.
01:56:07 But you're just a young little fucking prick.
01:56:09 You don't even. You don't even care.
01:56:11 You don't. I've tried before. It don't.
01:56:13 It doesn't really work until the wheel, until the world is on your neck.
01:56:16 It doesn't even exist.
01:56:17 God, I remember, low IQ.
01:56:19 I guess you could take time,
01:56:21 but just to know. To not to be cocky.
01:56:23 The things you think you know, you're, like, at 1% in the next 15 years,
01:56:28 you are going to learn and be awakened to as many things as you learn.
01:56:32 For the rest, I know that hurt my feelings, buddy.
01:56:34 And then you realized that the more you learn, the more you realize you don't know.
01:56:40 That is really bizarre.
01:56:42 Okay, yeah, that makes every getting dumber.
01:56:45 Everything that you feel about a kid, I feel about you.
01:56:48 All right?
01:56:50 That's the part that really.
01:56:52 I mean, it's perfect perspective.
01:56:54 I'm not interested. That sounds kind of sketchy. It's equal.
01:56:56 It's amazing.
01:56:58 You shouldn't be too surprised about that.
01:57:00 Sorry.
01:57:00 That just came out because you lashed out at my video clip.
01:57:02 I apologize if you're doing fine.
01:57:05 I know that hurt my feelings, buddy.
01:57:07 I hurt my feelings, buddy.
01:57:09 That would have hurt mine if I had any, man.
01:57:12 Come on, just a couple of questions.
01:57:14 How hard is that?
01:57:19 How do you rate women so well?
01:57:21 I think of a man and I take away reason
01:57:25 and accountability.
01:57:29 Just to break up.
01:57:32 He's not just a pretty girl.
01:57:33 There has not been one fuck up on tonight's show.
01:57:37 I agree, there's been a couple delays, but no, I've got I've got an idea.
01:57:42 I didn't hear the man like, oh, I have news, I have more breaking news.
01:57:46 No way.
01:57:47 I wasn't gonna pull up a.
01:57:55 This just in.
01:57:58 We are not shadow ban on tick
01:57:59 tock tick tick tick tock, tick tock.
01:58:02 Carry your marriage.
01:58:06 You're in for marriage.
01:58:08 You'll get through that.
01:58:09 Don't, don't.
01:58:11 We are not shadow.
01:58:12 Ban on tick tock any longer.
01:58:15 How do you like it?
01:58:16 We're back. Release.
01:58:19 We stopped doing controversial.
01:58:21 No, it was.
01:58:22 It was so many weeks after we mentioned cabal, blah blah blah.
01:58:27 You're not supposed to say stuff,
01:58:30 Now I'm on to their tricks.
01:58:33 Onto their.
01:58:34 So, So do you. Us they.
01:58:36 It's a new term, and I'd like to share it.
01:58:38 They call it red listing.
01:58:40 You've heard of black listing and white listing.
01:58:42 Red listing is like black listing.
01:58:44 But you're not made aware of it.
01:58:46 Oh, they they, like, scalp you instead or there's your.
01:58:50 They don't make the the viewer or the content creator aware of it.
01:58:53 And there's no way to circumvent or appeal or even say you don't even know.
01:58:58 You have no idea. You just assume.
01:59:00 I mean, seriously, the road needs to involve the eagle or the crow.
01:59:05 I don't know what that means.
01:59:08 I feel like a boomer and Native American reference.
01:59:11 Did I?
01:59:12 I thought it was a dad reference.
01:59:14 And you were going to really blow our minds?
01:59:15 No. Yeah. Yes. Secret closet handy.
01:59:19 We do have to roll a 12 sided die.
01:59:21 No, I was thinking. I was thinking the same.
01:59:23 I have a box full of every sided die, and I have never.
01:59:26 I was invited to play daddy once and again at the age you said.
01:59:30 And you said, scoot nerd.
01:59:33 Fifth grade. No.
01:59:35 Keep in mind, I lost your low IQ.
01:59:36 I guess you could say the four sided die. Exactly.
01:59:39 I played Magic The Gathering in, like, second grade, and then I didn't play it
01:59:43 in, like I did Mad Libs, Mad Libs in first and second grade.
01:59:46 All right, so what we saw for which is which is weird
01:59:50 because you make fun of board games that you bring Mad Libs to the show.
01:59:53 That is just so counter is great.
01:59:55 What are you talking about?
01:59:56 Because I started playing Mad Libs in second grade.
01:59:59 They're more they're more, depends on your vocabulary, he said.
02:00:05 DNC party instead of table.
02:00:06 That's what it is.
02:00:07 Still, you just think that's, it's not.
02:00:10 They party. It's about poopy table.
02:00:12 It's like anal rape with shit covered, you know, frozen dildos shoved in your $100.
02:00:18 I can't say poopy brown table again without you giggling.
02:00:21 Poopy brown table.
02:00:24 See, that was too gay.
02:00:25 You faked it. You're really laughing inside.
02:00:27 So speaking it.
02:00:28 So let's do let's do flatulence.
02:00:30 No, I don't have anybody.
02:00:33 Don't tell me what to do.
02:00:34 What is the what is a symbiotic relationship?
02:00:38 Again?
02:00:39 There's always my long
02:00:41 term close associate.
02:00:44 So you would.
02:00:45 That would be gay.
02:00:46 Would you put homosexuals on that list?
02:00:48 Definitely.
02:00:50 You can't not put them on the Mount Rushmore
02:00:51 just because of how influential they are.
02:00:53 Mount Rushmore of
02:00:56 what's the Mount Rushmore symbiotic thing of Mount Rushmore
02:01:00 because they are not ranked one through four.
02:01:02 It is Mount Rushmore of symbiotic relationships.
02:01:05 I got number one, the gays.
02:01:07 The gays.
02:01:08 See, Tom Hardy, the gays.
02:01:11 The straight comes out Thursday.
02:01:13 Thursday is the first.
02:01:14 Oh my God, is it the last dance?
02:01:17 I think it looks funny.
02:01:19 It looks funny.
02:01:20 It's going to be more sorry about that.
02:01:23 Like in Venom Boys. Like
02:01:25 being a good guy, I don't know,
02:01:28 but still friggin venom.
02:01:32 What is it?
02:01:33 This is going to be a musical.
02:01:35 Yeah, that's a running joke out of.
02:01:37 So turn that I've got gotta go back off right now.
02:01:42 It's.
02:01:46 Why? I got to go whack off right now.
02:01:50 I'm going to come.
02:01:52 Yeah, and I suck it down pretty hard.
02:01:57 I say looks like it comes down on the on the top.
02:02:00 Come on, out of the ball. I went to the corner.
02:02:02 He comes. Oh, my,
02:02:05 oh my.
02:02:07 So, so my worth of symbiotic relationships.
02:02:10 The gays, the straights.
02:02:13 Know the Jews.
02:02:15 Yeah.
02:02:18 Let's take the straights a pretty.
02:02:19 You don't even know.
02:02:20 You don't even know you. You dumbfounded.
02:02:23 You're like I vibrate.
02:02:25 This is like white noise up there. You can't even. Yeah.
02:02:28 Say it.
02:02:28 Say about other, I'm going to go with the clownfish with the sea anatomy.
02:02:36 The, If it's funny, why is it symbiotic?
02:02:39 No, it's an abandoned Eminem.
02:02:40 And then then some of
02:02:42 the Eminem, Eminem, Eminem the better identity.
02:02:46 And then the clownfish feed the clownfish to clownfish.
02:02:49 You got to definitely get them.
02:02:50 The enormity of the Eminem, Eminem, any of the little birds that peck
02:02:55 the the bugs off of the ax, or the whale or the hippos over the hippo?
02:03:01 Hippos? Yeah, hippos have them. Yeah, right. Yeah.
02:03:04 I want the little bacteria that cleans the our eyeballs.
02:03:09 There's little microbes.
02:03:11 They're honest to God.
02:03:12 They're called ox peckers cocksuckers.
02:03:15 And I, I yeah.
02:03:17 Peckers in your eyes all the time.
02:03:19 So, who shove the pecker?
02:03:22 It's now the boobies in the, dead skin
02:03:28 feed off having parents dead also benefits from the.
02:03:32 See the dead skin they eat?
02:03:35 He's alive. Enjoy them.
02:03:37 Okay, I wasn't sure what they did back there.
02:03:39 I just saw they just use it to know there's a
02:03:41 the shark heading for a little sucker thing.
02:03:43 That's not its mouth. They can actually use it.
02:03:45 You're taking the shark and then eat all the shark scraps.
02:03:48 Yeah, well, you're digging it.
02:03:50 If you remember the you in my monologue.
02:03:54 How many things do you think guys have in the history of man who put their dick in
02:03:58 just to see?
02:03:59 I'm going to be I'm going to be more open this than I ever have.
02:04:01 Yeah. Anything that would fit one time.
02:04:04 And I'll be I'll be honest, at my age, listen, compared to the age
02:04:08 that I'm coming, this is what the show should be about, man.
02:04:10 I'm breaking down.
02:04:12 I put my dick in a freaking pop bottle.
02:04:15 And then it sweat swelled up and got heart.
02:04:17 And I swear to God it got stuck. But not for very long because I was.
02:04:19 Oh, how old are you two?
02:04:21 How do you.
02:04:22 How old you have to be to put your dick in a fucking pop?
02:04:24 I was pretty little. I was.
02:04:28 Not I seven maybe.
02:04:30 I'm still. You're like 17.
02:04:33 How old are you? 17. Fuck you.
02:04:35 I had a little tiny little kid and I hadn't hit puberty yet.
02:04:39 I just, I literally it was like a light bulb went off.
02:04:42 I was like, there's like, maybe like a Gatorade bottle.
02:04:47 Right.
02:04:47 I, I'm so I'm being honest, man.
02:04:49 It was and it I just, I it so you had to be like three.
02:04:52 It felt good when it was soft but then it got hard and it swelled up inside.
02:04:56 I didn't have to get to take it up.
02:04:57 I didn't go to the hospital.
02:04:59 You would admit it.
02:05:00 As soon as I got scared, it my it was like.
02:05:02 And I was like, wow, I am never sticking my dick in anything again.
02:05:05 And you didn't remove it. You didn't leave it up.
02:05:07 You just kind of put it in there just to be true to that.
02:05:10 I wasn't even in my bedroom. I think I was in the kitchen.
02:05:12 I literally had this great idea and I didn't have any time to think.
02:05:14 I was just like, oh my God, what a great idea to poop.
02:05:17 Oh no, oh no, didn't you?
02:05:20 I discovered masturbation accidentally. Nobody taught me.
02:05:22 Nobody show me.
02:05:23 I certainly didn't have a fucking internet. Definitely.
02:05:25 Yeah, I thought I was sneezing and I'm like,
02:05:26 it feels like I'm gonna sneeze on the inside.
02:05:28 And then all of a sudden I was like, blah.
02:05:29 And I was like, wow.
02:05:29 And then for the next three days, that's all I did.
02:05:32 And then
02:05:34 like, what do you like?
02:05:36 Lesson?
02:05:37 And then I almost went to my parents
02:05:38 because I had what I thought my skin was coming off,
02:05:41 but I just didn't wait, I didn't, I didn't know,
02:05:43 and I yeah, I didn't completely clean up and it was peeling
02:05:46 just like, you know, I mean, I don't wait, what how old are you?
02:05:49 17 again?
02:05:50 I was like, no, I was probably between seven
02:05:52 and between 7 and 10 because when I stuck my dick in the bottle,
02:05:55 I certainly wasn't.
02:05:56 I don't think you make I don't think you make.
02:06:00 Oh, wait.
02:06:00 Yeah, I knew, I knew if I started talking about that like we finally get a bottle,
02:06:03 I think it's like 13, 14, 15.
02:06:07 What,
02:06:09 you think that's what it was?
02:06:10 No I'm not. I would know if it was.
02:06:12 Then I certainly wouldn't be talking about that would be.
02:06:15 That would be embarrassing,
02:06:18 guys.
02:06:18 I mean like yeah the end is grown.
02:06:20 What is this is to them is that is to this.
02:06:22 But no, not really
02:06:25 minded.
02:06:25 Would definitely be mound minded or round
02:06:30 minded.
02:06:32 It was
02:06:34 anything that was a comment grenade that was brilliant.
02:06:38 Yeah. Thank you.
02:06:39 Yeah, but I'm talking about putting penises in bottles.
02:06:42 But I'm sure I'll hear that for the next fucking 70 shows when it's clipped.
02:06:45 I don't give a crap about that.
02:06:48 You all stuck your dick in something.
02:06:49 You're just not admitting it.
02:06:51 Yeah. So vagina.
02:06:53 So far, I've admitted.
02:06:54 Oh, definitely vagina.
02:06:55 Never an asshole account.
02:06:56 I fucked a couch and a bottle.
02:06:58 Oh, I didn't fuck the bottle, JD Vance, just to be clear, I
02:07:02 bottle maybe moved it once it started to get hard
02:07:04 because I was a little kid and it was already so tight that it was like.
02:07:07 And I was like, this is a bad idea. This is a bad.
02:07:09 I don't know if there's it's not and then it's nothing over the top,
02:07:13 nothing over the top.
02:07:13 But occasionally you're slightly over modulating.
02:07:16 I don't know if there's something that you can do about that, but.
02:07:20 It's like very subtle, but it's it's occasional.
02:07:23 I don't know, fix it. Don't fix it I don't know.
02:07:25 You don't listen back to the episode so you don't give a shit.
02:07:27 So, yeah, for the rest of us, I apologize ahead of time, but you know what I mean.
02:07:32 What you're going to do, what you gonna do?
02:07:35 Yeah. Fuck off.
02:07:36 I know.
02:07:38 Baby, go.
02:07:44 More.
02:07:44 Enough to.
02:07:52 How? The lights were dim.
02:07:56 The stage was set.
02:07:58 I thought I knew it all.
02:08:01 No symbiosis. Symbiosis.
02:08:03 And you came close.
02:08:05 That opened my eyes. You were right.
02:08:08 Oh, I was wrong.
02:08:10 I apologize, guys, beautiful at the word.
02:08:16 Where's the reps?
02:08:17 Get the reps.
02:08:18 I know you briefly played it, but
02:08:22 I did.
02:08:23 I like the first and play everything.
02:08:24 Did you play everything? You played everything?
02:08:27 I don't think I did.
02:08:29 You played everything.
02:08:30 I thought there was maybe something you didn't.
02:08:32 Here's, If not, I'll just wait till I listen to it
02:08:34 in the replay.
02:08:38 Is there a Halloween?
02:08:39 Halloween, Halloween? I got one mash up. What the fuck was that?
02:08:41 Oh, that was, you know. Oh, my. It's not like.
02:08:43 It's not like it was coming from my room. Exactly.
02:08:46 I might be able to change the height.
02:08:47 I know, I know, dude, I expected somebody to be popping a bottle in my.
02:08:50 You see, there's nobody there.
02:08:52 But I heard somebody standing
02:08:53 right there clicking a bottle in my ear was the mash.
02:08:56 Mash up isn't necessarily Halloween.
02:08:59 That was, the monster mash mash up?
02:09:02 Well, no, not even the mash
02:09:06 up. It's pretty much submerged potato man.
02:09:09 Suicide is painless.
02:09:10 It's just the theme song to the Mash television show.
02:09:13 Oh it's not.
02:09:14 You don't know if it's. You don't know if it's painless.
02:09:16 Suicide is painless is the name of the song.
02:09:20 No, it's the hook.
02:09:21 Yes. The mash theme song.
02:09:23 It may not always painless.
02:09:26 It may not be me, but it's actually the title of the song is Suicide Is Painless.
02:09:31 You know, I was going to say no, it's not again.
02:09:33 No, it's not.
02:09:35 Yes it is.
02:09:37 Who's that? First?
02:09:40 Suicide is painless.
02:09:44 Which one is that?
02:09:47 Mash.
02:09:49 I have to kill the queen.
02:09:53 I mean, just cause the mash.
02:09:54 Mash up. Just mash up.
02:09:58 She's gonna do.
02:09:59 She's gonna like, you know, looks like, you know, maybe I don't know,
02:10:02 I don't know.
02:10:03 Can you play the role? The clip.
02:10:05 Brady, roll the
02:10:07 blade.
02:10:09 That'll be great.
02:10:16 Where's the clip?
02:10:19 If brother's wife.
02:10:22 You can't tease that ever
02:10:23 did not show the the clip.
02:10:27 Go. To the cookie.
02:10:32 Come on. I don't think it worked.
02:10:35 Know like I don't know where to put the.
02:10:41 I don't know,
02:10:44 but it was supposed to be mash in the.
02:10:47 Oh no. That's it.
02:10:48 That's it didn't go up.
02:10:49 No. There was the mashed potatoes monster mash though.
02:10:52 That does sound like it would be exact.
02:10:55 It's the same song
02:10:58 everybody.
02:11:01 Oh fuck it, we'll do that one.
02:11:02 You do the mashed potato. Yeah. Well,
02:11:05 I just want to do the mash.
02:11:06 I don't want the fuck the mashed potatoes, but it just makes me want to do it.
02:11:09 Yeah. Hear that? Bitch said roller
02:11:13 blade?
02:11:14 I've heard the monster Mash.
02:11:15 Well, at least two times in my life, at least.
02:11:19 Where's the clue?
02:11:20 Have you ever heard the bong?
02:11:21 In the beginning where you can't tease everybody and then not show the the clip?
02:11:27 The I don't know, the clips get shown.
02:11:29 I'm waiting so you can hear the clapping to me.
02:11:32 I'd love to have that.
02:11:33 You know, Bong.
02:11:40 It's the
02:11:42 mad scientist
02:11:44 to get mad.
02:11:45 Scientist smoking a bomb.
02:11:50 To be you
02:11:54 in Manchester
02:11:55 and Mash because it's the same song.
02:11:58 I think you just said.
02:12:01 The tonality of the singing.
02:12:04 It's like you can hear both.
02:12:07 Yeah, but the rhythm, whatever you want to hear.
02:12:09 What?
02:12:10 I know what I'm saying, but it's better to hit the tone because he's deeper.
02:12:12 She's higher.
02:12:13 So you can listen to whichever one you want, whenever you want
02:12:15 to keep your mood equal.
02:12:19 I love it. It's crazy. She's breaking down.
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02:13:57 And now I've been meaning to do that.
02:13:59 If you do want to get messages, we would do that.
02:14:02 I've been meaning to pay for like a random celebrity cameo
02:14:04 and have them shout out for flag dragons, or have them say something or do that.
02:14:08 Do you?
02:14:09 It's funny because I did one for your birthday, but it didn't work out.
02:14:13 Oh, that's right, I remember that.
02:14:16 Yeah, for his birthday.
02:14:18 Gary's yours. What are we going to get?
02:14:21 We're going to. Oh, geez.
02:14:23 Who are you going to get. Yeah.
02:14:25 Try to get Jay-Z.
02:14:26 But yeah, that's going to be like, probably grand or more.
02:14:29 He actually doesn't do it at all.
02:14:31 I thought he's on cameo, though.
02:14:33 He's like the premium cameo.
02:14:34 It's like a grand no, he just isn't going to do them
02:14:36 because it's not worth his time.
02:14:38 Seriously.
02:14:38 We don't this isn't an advertising for an advertisement for cameo.
02:14:41 But if you go there, you will be amazed at the level of celebrity
02:14:44 you can get to say whatever the fuck you want for like five.
02:14:47 Yeah, 20 bucks.
02:14:48 So I'm kind of pissed right there.
02:14:49 The drew and Mike radio show, they used to use the service dial a star,
02:14:55 and it would be like D-list celebrities, but you could literally get, like,
02:14:59 dial them and they'd.
02:15:00 And it would be this weird kind of whatever phone service
02:15:02 that would ring their personal phone, but it would be rerouted
02:15:06 and they would sometimes get like celebrities during,
02:15:08 during like random times because they weren't ready,
02:15:11 but they have it set to just kind of it doesn't exist anymore, does it?
02:15:14 Right. Pretty sure it doesn't exist anymore.
02:15:17 But yeah, they just want to talk to random D-list celebrities just for the fuck.
02:15:21 That's crazy.
02:15:24 I know, that's, people who people?
02:15:26 People who are that hard up for money,
02:15:29 lend themselves to services like that.
02:15:33 I guess cameo cameo can be, I guess, easier.
02:15:36 But some of these celebrities are like, yeah, we'll get it back to you within.
02:15:38 Like, you know, two hours.
02:15:41 We should have an ask fledge like it's
02:15:44 it's also been bastardized by the internet to movies five, eight six.
02:15:49 Can we can we have our own ranch?
02:15:51 Three oh, we have our own.
02:15:53 Can we add Gary to cameo?
02:15:57 Yeah, yeah.
02:15:57 Do you have to be somebody? Dude, you have to.
02:15:59 You don't know the stuff I got waiting in the background.
02:16:00 But if we can't see the problem with a show
02:16:03 that goes on every week, you can't just do everything one week.
02:16:05 Then what do you do next week?
02:16:06 I want to pay for a favor thing.
02:16:08 Something new will come off before next week.
02:16:11 Do everything you've got.
02:16:12 Spend it on everything.
02:16:14 All the time, everywhere. We did nothing.
02:16:16 We realize everything.
02:16:18 You know.
02:16:18 That's the only show that I have ever like.
02:16:21 Vetoed was the Everything show.
02:16:23 You know that,
02:16:24 every shows everything.
02:16:27 You wanted to do everything right after nothing.
02:16:29 And I said, then that's the last show.
02:16:30 Yeah, that's that's it.
02:16:32 Oh, for strings two,
02:16:35 I want to do the mashup of Weezer, The Sweater Song.
02:16:40 There's going to be like, at least there's a string
02:16:41 70, 70,000 words before we get to any twos.
02:16:45 Yeah, yeah, write that down and bring it back up.
02:16:47 We do that in 100 episodes.
02:16:49 We gotta do 70,000.
02:16:51 If I'm still on the show,
02:16:53 you're still.
02:16:54 You're still gonna be on the show.
02:16:58 It's just a cameo.
02:16:59 I don't know, it depends on how much there's
02:17:01 going to be mouth noises, but this is our Asmr today.
02:17:05 I do, I don't care, dude.
02:17:06 I did not eat my I can tell. Yeah, I can tell.
02:17:09 My dinner is right here.
02:17:11 I can tell that you don't care. Oh, you.
02:17:13 There's a simple thing called mute.
02:17:16 I can't see it.
02:17:17 I get it is leaning away from leaning away from the TV.
02:17:20 Like right into it.
02:17:22 What is what? What's in the Kroger bag?
02:17:24 What is it?
02:17:25 Can we guess chicken? Yeah.
02:17:27 What? You saw it. You must have the rotisserie chicken.
02:17:30 It was a rotisserie chicken.
02:17:31 He also knew I ate three steaks yesterday. It's
02:17:34 avoided eating any sides.
02:17:36 Or did you just eat three steaks by himself?
02:17:38 Oh, chicken shack, you got chair.
02:17:42 Oh, that's all I gave my.
02:17:45 Yeah, but I gave my
02:17:46 I gave my man the chicken shack box and took the half of it in a Kroger bag.
02:17:50 You just put the chicken in a Kroger bag, not you.
02:17:53 It's in a bowl in there.
02:17:55 I coleslaw is in the bowl.
02:17:57 I have done that, though.
02:17:58 She's like, don't you need a bowl for that or a no container?
02:18:01 And I just stuff in the head. Nope.
02:18:03 Just put it in the bag. Yeah. That's great.
02:18:05 Oh, that fucking plastic Arnold.
02:18:07 Oh, that microplastics. Delicious.
02:18:10 No. Oh.
02:18:11 Arnold Schwarzenegger.
02:18:12 Oh, it's just a voice, though.
02:18:14 Guys.
02:18:15 Making $65, just impersonating Arnold Schwarzenegger.
02:18:19 I can do that. Anyone can do that. We just said that.
02:18:21 We just want to say this.
02:18:23 He's using AI to portray not even his voice.
02:18:26 Well, that we already went over that, too.
02:18:27 It sucks. Best sellers. Here we go.
02:18:30 We went over Elvis, Mick Foley as guys who have
02:18:34 these guys are wrestlers, 100 bucks, 24 hour, 200 bucks, 24 hours.
02:18:39 Well, he's that heard of.
02:18:40 He's unheard of for money.
02:18:42 See, you say anything?
02:18:44 No. He realizes man's there to listen.
02:18:47 He realized he could go through his body on a mat and get paid
02:18:49 a little bit of money, or he could go to the Mark McGrath.
02:18:52 We got to get Mark McGrath. We got to have we got to give him this thing.
02:18:55 And every morning, every morning there's a flag ranting and we got to go.
02:18:59 He'll do it I swear. Yeah. Oh have to,
02:19:03 but can we.
02:19:03 But you've got to sing. Oh. Yo, David.
02:19:06 What, are you just gonna sing some shit, right?
02:19:08 For free?
02:19:10 There might be, like, a stipulation. No singing.
02:19:11 There might be, like, number off the charts
02:19:16 every morning.
02:19:17 There's a third.
02:19:19 I think that's how we spend our first.
02:19:21 Every Monday, there's a.
02:19:23 We gotta sing it.
02:19:24 You gotta get it back.
02:19:25 Miracle supply legends live.
02:19:27 Yes, I know, I know,
02:19:31 yeah. Oh, see he's singing.
02:19:32 He sees in our heart.
02:19:34 Did he sing. And Marissa speaking.
02:19:37 He did he.
02:19:38 Oh he's in our hearts.
02:19:39 Will he sing I understand. Is there another one had of strong
02:19:42 Nicholas and Nessa and Ryan every more numerous.
02:19:45 Every Monday there's a flag playing very soon.
02:19:49 And, I remember around the sun, cameras.
02:19:53 I'm going to look around.
02:19:57 Something somewhere.
02:19:58 There's got to be dead man.
02:20:02 Jack.
02:20:02 Who's Jack Nicholson?
02:20:04 Yeah. Swazi.
02:20:06 So, as I was going to say, this isn't, like a bad thing, he realized that
02:20:10 he could either actually work, you know, get slammed on a mat.
02:20:12 He could go to the circuit and shake hands and sign fucking shit and have
02:20:15 people stand in a line, and, oh, he can't do that anymore.
02:20:18 Or he can make money, you know, $1,000 a day to work for, what, an hour?
02:20:24 Recording 32nd clips of stupid shit?
02:20:27 That right just doesn't care. There's no
02:20:30 first autobiography.
02:20:32 He can't even put on his right sock himself.
02:20:35 Wow. Like he doesn't have someone to help him get dressed.
02:20:38 He just doesn't wear right.
02:20:39 So once there's children like, oh, I know who I want, I bet it's here too.
02:20:44 Oh my God, I bet it's here.
02:20:46 Please be here.
02:20:47 Yeah. He put one sock. It's here.
02:20:49 He puts one side Saigon and then struggles to put the other one on.
02:20:52 And he goes and I finish and was like, no.
02:20:55 Oh, he's on there.
02:20:57 Oh no.
02:20:58 Chris Hansen here of Hansen versus predators
02:21:01 to catch a predator and him oh I'm predator.
02:21:05 Yeah let's do it.
02:21:05 It's 10:00 fledge I'm going to need you to sit down.
02:21:08 Yeah. Do you know where your children are? I'm often asked if we ever see two.
02:21:11 Yeah. You show up at the scene.
02:21:13 Welcome to fledge wrens life, you know.
02:21:14 Have a seat and welcome to have a seat.
02:21:17 Zero seven to be 75 US.
02:21:20 But this.
02:21:21 Oh, yeah.
02:21:21 Sabrina Harrison Pfeiffer, only five.
02:21:25 I don't think I like the science all sharing a love for science.
02:21:30 Michio Kaku. Science.
02:21:35 Oh, Kaku.
02:21:35 Super Z, bustin string theory. Sabrina.
02:21:38 No, I'm science guy.
02:21:40 Then of course he's. He's got to be on here.
02:21:43 Who's that fucking bitch to the left?
02:21:44 What is that?
02:21:47 Diana Wilson? What is that?
02:21:48 What is that?
02:21:50 Deborah Wilson.
02:21:51 What was it? Our glorious color.
02:21:54 What is that? Flare?
02:21:56 Can we get gorilla?
02:21:57 I promise you, Ric Flair is here right?
02:22:02 Yeah. It's all right.
02:22:03 Receive.
02:22:05 Yes. Very fine.
02:22:06 But of course. Yeah.
02:22:08 Oh my God. Let's get a Ric Flair one.
02:22:10 No I'm kidding, it's $500.
02:22:12 Oh wait.
02:22:12 Oh fuck you Jeff.
02:22:14 Look. He sold.
02:22:15 He can't even woo anymore.
02:22:16 Listen, this is that I come from the bachelor party.
02:22:20 Oh, I can't rewind it.
02:22:21 That you, boy, that's not the original.
02:22:24 I'm sure he does it at the beginning of every single one.
02:22:27 He did?
02:22:28 Yeah, he does at the beginning of everyone and at the end of everyone.
02:22:31 Thank you for Ric Flair, who?
02:22:35 Woo! Hey, it's the nature of God.
02:22:37 Pretty weak.
02:22:39 Who mentioned who else do we got woods from?
02:22:42 Okay, I understand I can we sort by price.
02:22:47 You can't.
02:22:48 Oh you can have Vince McMahon.
02:22:49 Oh wait. No. It's parody.
02:22:51 See, I don't like that they show his face right?
02:22:54 You pay $20, billionaire man.
02:22:57 Why would you pay $29 to hear your p.
02:23:03 Send link to video calling.
02:23:04 Yeah, you should do that.
02:23:06 Oh, well, okay,
02:23:08 I just post it, let's post it live in the chat and see what happens.
02:23:12 All right. Thank.
02:23:14 Oh wait. I can't do that.
02:23:15 Rumble won't let me do that.
02:23:16 All right. Sorry.
02:23:18 You're going to have to send it.
02:23:22 Oh hell.
02:23:22 Let's post it. See what happens.
02:23:25 What's the worst that could happen?
02:23:29 No, wait.
02:23:29 I think people can join forever.
02:23:32 I got it.
02:23:33 There's no way I can move this around.
02:23:35 That's not right.
02:23:46 So we're going to have to save the unit.
02:23:47 Oh, I have a unique video. Let's do that before Ryan comes in.
02:23:50 Maybe Ryan was even here.
02:23:51 I don't know, he'll be here any second.
02:23:54 This is from 2011.
02:23:57 Yeah.
02:23:58 Oh, we came here quick.
02:23:59 All right, we'll wait on the video.
02:24:02 Standby.
02:24:03 I got to hit the button
02:24:05 if you know, like I know
02:24:08 you don't want to step to this
02:24:11 is the G4.
02:24:12 Give us a thought for the games.
02:24:14 That was if you don't like us.
02:24:18 Oh, and the highlights every day.
02:24:21 So we all know you love scary stuff.
02:24:24 313 will rank you. Wait.
02:24:27 What's up brother?
02:24:28 I think you look like you're at work, man.
02:24:31 You know somebody who, he is at work.
02:24:35 I appreciate that.
02:24:38 You don't make rubber, do you know
02:24:40 he's well, metal.
02:24:44 You know steel, though.
02:24:45 Those.
02:24:47 That's the.
02:24:50 That seems more,
02:24:51 talking night shift, night shift.
02:24:54 Brother.
02:24:56 Yeah. Third shift.
02:24:58 Are we not talking it out with your car to.
02:25:04 Use when he gets a smoke inside a building.
02:25:08 I like your apron.
02:25:10 It's probably the healthiest thing that's burning in there.
02:25:12 That's why.
02:25:13 Yeah, like,
02:25:14 how dare you say we can't smoke in here when you're fucking do another shit right?
02:25:17 Right.
02:25:20 Can he hear us?
02:25:22 He can hear definitely you.
02:25:24 That's good, I appreciate it.
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02:25:35 and tackle fish.
02:25:37 So he he just wanted to call us so you could just show off
02:25:40 how gorgeous we handsome has.
02:25:43 He is or what?
02:25:43 I'm that apron. Yep.
02:25:46 Do we want to watch the apron?
02:25:48 Some apron?
02:25:50 The girls work.
02:25:51 Got me an apron for my birthday.
02:25:54 Did you guys know it was my birthday last week?
02:25:57 Well, I guess it happened.
02:25:58 It was your birthday last week.
02:26:00 Yeah, yeah, I had a party.
02:26:02 Actually, I did,
02:26:06 and, I want to throw you a birthday party.
02:26:08 What are you doing that grows?
02:26:12 I should do a reveal.
02:26:14 Well, does that is that a good welding helmet?
02:26:18 That is the good news. Good.
02:26:19 Miller is good, but,
02:26:21 I mean, they do.
02:26:23 They do just welding stuff there. All right.
02:26:28 Well, what's wrong with doing just welding stuff?
02:26:30 You just do welding.
02:26:32 You just do welding. Right?
02:26:34 No, I mean, they do cutting. They do.
02:26:36 They do some other stuff.
02:26:37 They do.
02:26:40 They're like the number two.
02:26:42 I'm glad you watch it.
02:26:43 Otherwise it'd be really creepy, wouldn't it?
02:26:46 I know, right, if you're just watching him,
02:26:48 I'm just waiting for him to do something. No, no.
02:26:51 This dude bated breath, the button he had to hit the button.
02:26:55 He just.
02:26:56 So I know he doesn't do heroes.
02:27:00 He doesn't know.
02:27:01 He just doesn't know him.
02:27:03 Those are purple.
02:27:04 Those are ear. You you still go. That's.
02:27:07 Those aren't earbuds.
02:27:09 I used to do that for command
02:27:12 combat. Yeah. We should do the rap.
02:27:13 Let's do the rap. We gotta do the rap.
02:27:15 Oh, yeah, I oh, we can't hear you, brother.
02:27:19 Yeah.
02:27:19 Does he know he's muted totally muted I assume.
02:27:22 So I think he's probably talking to somebody else that's oh.
02:27:26 But I said it just to make sure.
02:27:30 That the kid's got a mullet.
02:27:32 His opinions are rubbish.
02:27:34 He sings like that but he ships out.
02:27:36 But but plugs in his like straight state bullshit.
02:27:39 He speaks kind of salty.
02:27:40 I think that I love him, his chick gives him nothing.
02:27:43 I we know that you love him on the record.
02:27:45 I don't.
02:27:46 Yeah, I feel like they I said The Bachelor but I spun Tamala.
02:27:51 Yeah.
02:27:52 Kiss them balls. They.
02:27:53 Come on.
02:27:54 It's his shot I keep going. Yeah.
02:27:56 You hear that now too, right?
02:27:58 You definitely said Batiste.
02:27:59 Batiste nipples. Those are giant nipples.
02:28:01 You're you're seeing batiste nipples, and he hurts them and keeps them in his work.
02:28:05 Van de,
02:28:07 he's bald, that's for certain.
02:28:08 He's taking me to market.
02:28:10 He's drunk, and he's, like, smacking and burping, bumbling and a burgling.
02:28:15 I hope his voice birds have fun yelling reductio ad absurdum.
02:28:18 Oh, I take that back. He's got tiny little nipples. Gary.
02:28:21 Sherry hold like a little Gary, oddly small for his chest.
02:28:24 Very cold in a stereo for marriage, bro.
02:28:27 Don't know. We released bro. Don't.
02:28:28 Have you been in the bro?
02:28:29 Get a stereo.
02:28:31 Got stuck in a little, echo there.
02:28:35 So you could easily edit that shit out too.
02:28:37 But I don't care.
02:28:38 Whatever comes out. You. No. It's funny.
02:28:41 Whatever it.
02:28:41 Whatever tries to make sense of what was already said,
02:28:44 it was kind of interesting, you know,
02:28:46 that there's a four minute one where it went off completely on its own concept.
02:28:49 Some of these aren't even words.
02:28:50 Yeah, it had nothing to do. I had no idea where it was going.
02:28:53 I don't know what it's like with you, but I mean, it kind of sounded like
02:28:58 modern day rap sometimes.
02:28:59 Anyway, it was just like, all right, whatever.
02:29:01 And then they start hearing them.
02:29:03 It never just ends.
02:29:04 Like, usually I'll cut the song right here
02:29:06 because it starts this whole second version, like it's going to come in
02:29:09 with piano for no reason and just do something artistic.
02:29:14 Yeah, but
02:29:17 completely changing isn't really.
02:29:20 Should I stop forever?
02:29:20 Should go or no, it should be like yes.
02:29:25 Should I start forever?
02:29:26 Though I copy and paste it exactly what you typed in there, man.
02:29:29 His work there.
02:29:30 He looks like the servant.
02:29:32 He's bald, that's for certain.
02:29:34 He can stick me some merkin.
02:29:36 Gets drunk, can he?
02:29:37 Spurring lips.
02:29:38 Is your dick just as bald as your head is?
02:29:40 Good. Yeah.
02:29:41 At least Merkin.
02:29:43 I don't even know what merkin is.
02:29:45 Oh. Oh, wait. Yeah.
02:29:46 You know, the market is like.
02:29:48 No, it's like in the commercials for drugs.
02:29:51 They always restate it with the, the street name.
02:29:55 Are you familiar with the merkin, Brady?
02:29:57 Is it everybody's dick?
02:29:58 Bald? Hold on. One step at a time.
02:30:01 Do you have hair?
02:30:02 You have hair on your dick? I have,
02:30:06 I have hair, my balls.
02:30:08 But I don't have hair.
02:30:09 Maybe a little bit where it meets my balls, but not
02:30:12 on the top of my dick.
02:30:13 Like the top of Gary's head. Gary's
02:30:15 Gary has more hair on the top of his head than I do on the top of my dick.
02:30:19 Yeah, Cambridge doesn't know what Merkin is, but dictionary.com does.
02:30:24 Urban Dictionary okay, no.
02:30:26 Just dictionary.com.
02:30:28 Isn't that sucking the come out of another?
02:30:31 No, that was something else.
02:30:33 You just smirk.
02:30:34 I just learned what?
02:30:35 I just learned what that was.
02:30:36 Merkin.
02:30:39 See, now, reading that doesn't hurt.
02:30:41 Cassie, I don't know. It doesn't have to be female.
02:30:43 It doesn't do female.
02:30:44 What's a pun? Didn't do.
02:30:46 It's a it's a pubic wig.
02:30:48 It's a pubic wig.
02:30:50 Oh, okay. Cool. Yeah.
02:30:53 Oh, yeah. The real thing.
02:30:54 Are there are people so self-conscious that they need a butt, right?
02:30:58 You want to dive down the rabbit hole?
02:31:00 Anybody knows anything about length two?
02:31:03 You want your dick to little look a little longer
02:31:06 so you can stretch it out
02:31:07 with an extra inch of fucking hair, look like a faux joint.
02:31:10 Tucking it, one comedian says that my penis looks like an egg
02:31:13 in an Easter basket.
02:31:15 Like I'm just going to go shopping, right?
02:31:17 Real talk is the joke is is dicks like six inches long?
02:31:20 It's just it's got five inches of pubic hair.
02:31:22 And you would say, this is a joke.
02:31:23 No one's paying $24 for a for a pubic joke.
02:31:27 Maybe this one, though.
02:31:28 How is that? What.
02:31:29 Why is it just a perfect circular hole?
02:31:31 Because it's female. Two male.
02:31:34 It's a toupee.
02:31:35 That's.
02:31:36 No, that's a transgender merkin or whatever the fuck you said.
02:31:41 This is not real. It's not like. I mean.
02:31:44 And why a great.
02:31:45 Oh, it's Halloween express. That's weird.
02:31:48 That's from Halloween Express.
02:31:50 I want the great Walmart.
02:31:51 The only way I accept it is you remember that Cheech and Chong,
02:31:54 where he's a wrestler and all his pubic hair is coming out of the fucking.
02:31:59 What do you call those things that wrestlers wear?
02:32:02 You guys know what I'm talking about?
02:32:03 Singlet needles.
02:32:05 Yes, it's a singlet.
02:32:06 Thank you.
02:32:07 Gay fucking wrestler fan.
02:32:10 Actually, that's, amateur wrestling.
02:32:12 Yeah, it was. That's where it originates.
02:32:14 Actually, not many wrestlers actually wear singlets.
02:32:16 It's more the amateur wrestling.
02:32:18 I then start wearing a singlet under my lab coat.
02:32:22 Well, you were a merkin under your lab coat.
02:32:25 Yeah, I am now.
02:32:27 I didn't realize it was added to the stage for you.
02:32:30 Yeah, sorry.
02:32:30 I was talking about this scene right here.
02:32:33 See, they he was playing.
02:32:35 I don't know what his wrestling character was,
02:32:37 but that's his pubic hair that you see, you want to get rid of the the big. So,
02:32:43 it's great.
02:32:45 Were they in a symbiotic relationship?
02:32:46 Great gimmick.
02:32:47 You would say that
02:32:48 wrestling is one hell of a symbiotic relationship, because you are supposed
02:32:52 to be at opposition of your opponent, but you're actually working together.
02:32:56 Yeah, you have to catch him when he jumps on.
02:32:58 You can't be the turd in the punch bowl.
02:33:01 Yeah.
02:33:01 So if you catch him when he jumps on, you know.
02:33:07 I mean, we're talking about we're talking about wrestling, right?
02:33:09 Very bad days. They ever.
02:33:12 Yeah.
02:33:13 As you say though, I would say I would say, but this is what
02:33:17 this is what I was just looking at when you said that the guy that's jumping
02:33:20 right here, this, this guy pulsing, see the guy that's pulsing.
02:33:24 Yeah.
02:33:25 Fifth gear or something. Yeah.
02:33:26 Yeah, that's.
02:33:27 I've heard of a garrison. That's his name.
02:33:29 Hey, Griff.
02:33:30 Yeah, it's a terrible name.
02:33:32 Garrison.
02:33:34 Yeah.
02:33:34 A very it's a very long a if, you know. Yeah.
02:33:37 The thing is though, he's actually, like,
02:33:38 more muscular than, like 90% of today's up and coming wrestlers.
02:33:42 So it's
02:33:43 he actually looks way more of a wrestler than your average wrestler today is.
02:33:48 These all have no I, I have no idea what you mean by that.
02:33:52 You guys.
02:33:52 So they gave up a day or less.
02:33:56 Gave them.
02:33:57 So if you think about so. Yeah.
02:33:58 But so okay so exactly.
02:34:00 Well they look way more gay because you know what used to be wrestlers.
02:34:03 This guy. Well let me tell you something, brother.
02:34:07 You're going to do
02:34:08 when Donald Trump and all right
02:34:11 like that that was Jack or something.
02:34:14 He these were humongous men.
02:34:17 Hulk Hogan is like six foot five,
02:34:20 like, 265 pounds.
02:34:23 Fucking seven. Is this guy real?
02:34:26 Is Daniels in a real? Yes, he is a real.
02:34:28 He's in that same. Yeah.
02:34:29 Yeah, yeah, he looks like a guy.
02:34:31 He looks like a shit.
02:34:33 No no no no. He's just,
02:34:36 he's not good at.
02:34:37 He's just he's not even a good character he's ripping off.
02:34:40 He's not even he's not even a good character. It's not.
02:34:43 I know a lot about wrestling.
02:34:44 He looks just like this is the new up and coming
02:34:47 the billionaire son from Saudi Arabia started his own fucking.
02:34:52 Let's keep going, you guys.
02:34:53 I million dollars and he invited all these.
02:34:56 He he hired all these independent wrestlers that he's fans of.
02:35:00 So these people have no right to ever be on television.
02:35:02 And because this guy's a billionaire, he's able to have funded this this situation
02:35:07 where he can put these people, the Jacksonville guy television.
02:35:11 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:35:12 Tony Khan yeah, I would say a lot of the WWE,
02:35:16 a lot of the WWE wrestlers should not be on television.
02:35:19 What about Luigi Primo? What's the story with this guy?
02:35:21 If he were very he was I think he if I can't remember, I if I can't remember
02:35:27 if I can't remember, if I can't remember, he was like, there for a stint.
02:35:31 And then I think he did something that was kind of controversial that they,
02:35:34 Okay, what about the,
02:35:38 Yeah.
02:35:38 He's like, this is this dude's a homo.
02:35:40 He's like tiny,
02:35:42 this is stupid. Yeah.
02:35:44 Okay.
02:35:44 Just just because I know about just because I'm aware of these things
02:35:47 doesn't mean like, I know no way that that wasn't to you.
02:35:49 That was to this guy. He. Oh, no. Yeah, for sure.
02:35:52 Yeah.
02:35:52 He's not a good tape character.
02:35:56 He's undersized all these games.
02:35:57 That's scary to me.
02:35:59 That's the part where anyone can become a wrestler. These days.
02:36:01 You're honestly going to tell
02:36:03 with a straight face that any one of these are a good character?
02:36:06 No, this is all bad shit. This is terrible.
02:36:09 But it's all bad.
02:36:10 I mean, even I know that's wrestling these days.
02:36:13 That's wrestling nowadays. Oh, we lost brother. Even brother.
02:36:16 That's what this bad wrestler.
02:36:17 That's that's that's what I scoffed when I saw the kid winning a Randy Orton.
02:36:20 Randy Orton is like, you're one of your last wrestlers that like, we're actually
02:36:24 like Davey Boy Smith.
02:36:25 What the fuck?
02:36:26 Naturally, the greatest demon boy Smith is actually.
02:36:29 Yeah, that's his son.
02:36:30 Actually, they Piper is a close second, but.
02:36:35 But Randy Orton was the greatest.
02:36:40 I don't get it.
02:36:41 Sorry.
02:36:42 Yeah. No, you don't have to correct me.
02:36:44 If you wasn't one of the guys
02:36:47 who entered the ring from Stanley Park.
02:36:50 To be clear, I get it.
02:36:52 I get why it's a cracker.
02:36:54 It's a soap opera for boys.
02:36:56 But I don't understand the difference between nowadays.
02:36:58 It's not a soap opera for boys nowadays.
02:37:01 It's just a it's a it's a.
02:37:03 So he's a joke and he's not I don't we gotta bring on the kid
02:37:07 for the character work.
02:37:08 It's it's character. The one guy's a character.
02:37:11 The other guy's not
02:37:12 the damn was guy. At least you could say
02:37:13 maybe as a character, but his character, it's not funny.
02:37:15 It's there. There's nothing like
02:37:18 they throw spaghetti at the wall and see whatever sticks.
02:37:21 So you're going to go, that's literally what,
02:37:22 like if the Dan housing character would literally.
02:37:25 There's probably a video of him
02:37:26 throwing spaghetti at a wall and not really saying much.
02:37:28 I there probably is.
02:37:31 That's how lame like this shit is nowadays.
02:37:37 It's hard to watch.
02:37:38 It's hard to like kind of but I, I actually
02:37:41 it's even I haven't watched it in weeks because they kept they,
02:37:45 they change where they moved stuff and I can't watch on Hulu anymore.
02:37:48 And I'm the type of person where if I have to work in order
02:37:51 to watch your show or to to
02:37:52 to be part of whatever or to buy something, I'm just not going to buy it.
02:37:56 There's been plenty of times where I wanted to buy something
02:37:58 and it's like, why are you making it difficult for me to buy it?
02:38:01 I guess I just won't buy it then fuck off. All right.
02:38:03 Bye. Right.
02:38:04 Like if there's not a price listed on an item,
02:38:07 if I'm at a store and you're not like you, don't.
02:38:09 If I can't get help from an associate or if there's not a price listed,
02:38:11 I'm just like, all right.
02:38:12 If you are, you don't want to list the price.
02:38:15 And I guess you don't want me to buy it.
02:38:17 It's very simple as it's running shows of all time.
02:38:20 The Friday night Raw.
02:38:22 Yeah, Friday night raw.
02:38:24 That's actually Monday Night Raw.
02:38:26 Okay, whatever it is.
02:38:28 No. What's what ran longer.
02:38:31 The Simpsons, WWE running early.
02:38:34 Like when it comes to consecutive Simpsons of seasons
02:38:37 Monday night, raw is, every every single week.
02:38:40 365 yeah, it's the longest episodic television show I was there.
02:38:46 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:38:47 Even though even though it's not really episodic,
02:38:49 a lot of times you may forget what they do.
02:38:52 They tend to forget what they do week to week nowadays.
02:38:55 In the 90s, it was like the longest running show.
02:39:00 Yeah, I want to say Sesame Street. No.
02:39:06 The longest running show.
02:39:08 What are we talking about, period. Static television.
02:39:10 The longest running had this running television show
02:39:12 is The Phantom of the Opera at Broadway.
02:39:15 So his long episodic
02:39:18 television show is Simpsons.
02:39:21 We'll be right. We'll be right back after this.
02:39:26 It's Sesame Street.
02:39:28 At least that's my street.
02:39:29 It's Sesame Street.
02:39:31 So, Batman, let me make weekly episodic.
02:39:34 Maybe it's a longest running weekly as well.
02:39:36 Okay, so there's
02:39:39 General Hospital has the most seasons.
02:39:42 Oh, on.
02:39:44 Wait wait wait. Yeah.
02:39:45 Let me make sure they're not just talking about daytime television.
02:39:48 Longest running shows on American television.
02:39:51 Okay. America. Yeah. That's right.
02:39:53 So they break it down.
02:39:55 I'm sorry, I was wrong, I apologize.
02:39:58 Oh, no.
02:39:59 General hospital is number one.
02:40:02 Okay?
02:40:03 And here I'm not just making this shit up here.
02:40:05 Let me share my screen. Yeah, you could share. Yeah, you can do that.
02:40:07 This is why I thought it was Sesame Street.
02:40:09 You see what they did there?
02:40:11 Yeah. You see, you see what they did.
02:40:13 But then I just scroll down.
02:40:15 General hospital
02:40:16 at 60 seasons, this is from the end of 2023.
02:40:19 So out of year I knew Sesame Street made the list, but go got so three.
02:40:25 So for the rest, for the record, my mom has has watched
02:40:30 my mom has watched this show every episode, every 57 seasons.
02:40:35 Is that oh come on, I think my mom is dead.
02:40:37 I was General Hospital.
02:40:39 You know, it's kind of sweet. Wait, this is kind of sweet.
02:40:41 It's my grandma. Watch all my children.
02:40:42 My granddad started working after my husband over on my mom and dad
02:40:46 watch this together.
02:40:47 It was like one of the things they would do.
02:40:48 And then my dad started working afternoons and they would tape it
02:40:51 or record it, you know, VCR it, right, and watch it, watch it.
02:40:54 When he got home at 11 together. And it was actually kind of sweet.
02:40:58 It was what was the sands?
02:40:59 What was the sands of time?
02:41:00 One these are the kinds of days of our life that,
02:41:05 So they're out there also popular in the Russell's Bold, in the beautiful
02:41:08 General Hospital guiding light days of our lives as the world turns.
02:41:12 And then it's so weird how how the worst acting
02:41:15 on the restless Saturday night like terrible actors.
02:41:19 It's because it's the drama One Life to Live.
02:41:21 Most of them are, most of them are, soap operas.
02:41:25 What's the room?
02:41:25 I don't think that's on anymore for you.
02:41:28 It's just the most seasons.
02:41:30 What do they consider a season, though?
02:41:31 Because things very. So much. Yeah. 30.
02:41:34 16. 12. Eight.
02:41:36 Yeah. Sometimes a six fucking.
02:41:39 What's that popular show out west in Montana.
02:41:41 Yeah, but sometimes it can be like.
02:41:43 It's fucking weird.
02:41:45 All right?
02:41:45 There used to. Dude, I grew up on television.
02:41:47 Sadly, I hate to admit. And there were all these.
02:41:49 I think everyone in America on television a half a year, dude in TV came like this.
02:41:55 Unique TV came out in the fall, and there was like 28 weeks.
02:41:58 They weren't right in a row.
02:41:59 TV came out in the fall. You came out, you're that.
02:42:01 You're that old TV, new TV shows always premiered in the fall.
02:42:07 I had a black and white TV.
02:42:08 What do you want from me?
02:42:10 I had a black and white two, but we also had color TVs.
02:42:13 Yeah, I had black and white TV in my room.
02:42:16 I used to watch porn on it. Martin
02:42:20 Fresh Prince
02:42:21 speaking of oh, but Different strokes, the first cartoon.
02:42:24 Oh, I have not seen some suffer.
02:42:28 Whoever said the you were saying we're like in the top ten.
02:42:32 There's the Simpsons finally. Yeah.
02:42:35 Mister Rogers, Captain Kangaroo, a lot of kids, a lot of kids shows.
02:42:39 Another soap opera,
02:42:41 another soap opera, South Park, that's pretty far down there.
02:42:45 Yeah. Arthur.
02:42:48 Oh my God, Arthur.
02:42:50 The newer the there's the the they ended that season, but supposedly
02:42:54 the, the tail end of that season, it was like very woke Arthur.
02:42:58 It was very
02:42:59 I recall hear that because, you know, Steven Crowder used to be
02:43:02 one of the voices on the show.
02:43:04 That's one of his claims to fame.
02:43:05 You know who Crowder.
02:43:08 I don't remember which, I wish he did, but.
02:43:12 But, he was really up in arms about that.
02:43:14 How what it has become since when he was on it.
02:43:17 Oh, how how woke it was now
02:43:20 I got to do the, I thought brother was going to be engaged,
02:43:24 but he was just showing us his work, which was cool.
02:43:26 But, I stopped the rain.
02:43:30 Really? For him.
02:43:31 The rabbit or something?
02:43:33 No, he was the one of the horse voice.
02:43:35 He definitely slurred radio character.
02:43:37 Voice?
02:43:38 No, really?
02:43:41 Oh, I that's weird.
02:43:43 The brain trying to take no brain from Arthur.
02:43:46 He was the smart kid,
02:43:49 you know, he was the Levin nerd.
02:43:53 Do you guys know this shot before I do remember the shot.
02:43:57 Yeah, I remember it.
02:43:58 Exactly. Yep.
02:44:02 That's a there's a hint right there.
02:44:04 Oh, this is the cider video, right?
02:44:06 Yeah. This is, Oh, I'm.
02:44:09 Yeah, this is hilarious. Have we ever shown it?
02:44:11 Showed it? No, but this is very ironic.
02:44:13 This is, there's some irony here.
02:44:15 Yeah, because some of the sodas quotes are, very harmless to
02:44:21 what is life becomes gravy.
02:44:23 Ryan says, praise the Lord and pass the ammunition.
02:44:27 So who are these people?
02:44:28 Wait, I recognize those two.
02:44:30 There's a cider.
02:44:32 Yeah. See, it looks like Jack.
02:44:35 Jack gets
02:44:39 fluke filming.
02:44:41 Fluke filming? Yes.
02:44:45 There's the shot,
02:44:46 Jack. See?
02:44:51 Yeah. Yeah, definitely.
02:44:52 Scott.
02:44:58 Brown.
02:44:59 You hate.
02:45:01 Oh, you know Scott, right?
02:45:05 That was Rick.
02:45:05 First shot of the tournament is.
02:45:08 Oh, just the first sign of the day.
02:45:12 I'm pretty happy is how does that.
02:45:14 Yeah. Biscuits and gravy for breakfast.
02:45:17 Maybe biscuits and gravy.
02:45:20 Right here. This is a quote that. Yeah.
02:45:22 Quote of his life.
02:45:23 It's all it's all gravy from here baby.
02:45:27 It's all gravy from here.
02:45:31 So are those baby carriages or those actual disc golf caddy
02:45:36 design okay.
02:45:37 I thought they were designed for baby you bumpers.
02:45:39 Both sad, but it's all gravy from here.
02:45:42 Seven years later, he's sleeping on Gary's couch, shaking like a motherfucker. Yep.
02:45:47 Yeah. That happened.
02:45:48 We got
02:45:48 we got more on that as soon as Bob's
02:45:50 well and he could come on the show and talk about it.
02:45:52 I also I love cider,
02:45:53 but I also was only making five on I want to I want to I have a quote.
02:45:57 I have a quote from Jeff Bauman, I we will share that as a tip.
02:46:01 Oh no, a little bit each time.
02:46:02 Oh, no.
02:46:04 Are you being the intermediary? Are you.
02:46:06 This is do this is great because I know nothing about it.
02:46:08 I have nothing to gain or lose.
02:46:09 I have the perfect inner made it comedian.
02:46:12 Even my wife, though even my wife said, are they talking about the eunuch?
02:46:16 Oh, that ended for some big reason.
02:46:17 I remember hearing about it, she says she knew about it and I never talk.
02:46:21 Right? Yeah, she knew some event happened.
02:46:24 I got it. I'm sorry. I should have had this cued up.
02:46:26 I wasn't planning on talking about it.
02:46:28 Okay, so I asked Jeff simply.
02:46:32 Oh, wait.
02:46:32 I talked to him a lot since then.
02:46:34 And, you can search if you got an iPhone.
02:46:38 I can search if I.
02:46:39 This is this is just more fun.
02:46:40 I'm remembering all the fuckers I
02:46:43 there's a big racist person that was funny, but
02:46:46 I can't share that one.
02:46:48 Okay, we could do that.
02:46:49 On what he say.
02:46:51 Come on. Where is it?
02:46:53 Okay.
02:46:53 Yeah, that makes sense.
02:46:56 What they about was that we were talking.
02:46:58 I'm already September 20th.
02:46:59 I think that's too far.
02:47:00 I don't fucking know. Where's the clip?
02:47:03 Yeah, that was that was great.
02:47:07 Yeah, yeah, I don't know.
02:47:08 The clips get this release, but you can't tease that
02:47:14 and did not show that the clip, this spikes.
02:47:17 All right. Oh, my savior to look for it.
02:47:21 I'll save you.
02:47:22 Okay.
02:47:23 All right.
02:47:23 Thanks.
02:47:23 I'll try this I found it, I found it.
02:47:26 Oh, God damn it. I didn't save you.
02:47:29 All right,
02:47:31 and then I simply asked him.
02:47:32 Oh, I'll make it a deer flag.
02:47:35 No, I should do that. Actually.
02:47:37 Did you type in those mouth noises to.
02:47:39 Yeah. You know, I'm doing an extra this time
02:47:41 just because you said something right away.
02:47:42 I was going to eat while suck on it and be done.
02:47:44 But, you know,
02:47:45 you could cure the over modulation a tiny bit and the mouth
02:47:48 always by just kind of backing away from the microphone.
02:47:50 This is just a hair.
02:47:52 If you have an issue that's smart.
02:47:54 No, I like the beard noise again. So. Yeah. Okay.
02:47:56 Yeah, you could hear it again.
02:47:57 So to talk about
02:47:59 how we're going to talk about the eunuch,
02:48:00 blah blah blah, I'm all about entertainment.
02:48:03 Gary.
02:48:05 What a
02:48:07 what I say, I do want to hear the microphone again.
02:48:09 Gary called you out for wrecking the eunuch.
02:48:12 He claims you made pros
02:48:14 pay more or something like this, but Bob senior says it was actually Gary.
02:48:18 And then I fill in the I don't I don't want to say what I said
02:48:20 right there because that reveals the actual story.
02:48:22 Oh, no, I just response was, ha, I was just a player.
02:48:26 Had nothing to do with any anything.
02:48:28 From what I remember, pros were pissed because there was no payout or something.
02:48:31 I can't even remember. My god, I was there.
02:48:33 They I had nothing to do with anything.
02:48:38 He finds that
02:48:38 funny that you think it was him when he had nothing to do with anything?
02:48:41 Because he was just.
02:48:43 He was just a player in that.
02:48:44 No. Could he also noted that he always had a great time with the eunuch.
02:48:48 You want to add, if you got rid of the pro division, why does would
02:48:52 the eunuch would not collapse?
02:48:53 So why did why does this hold so much weight in the realm of the eunuch?
02:48:59 No, apparently the the pro division was the smallest.
02:49:03 The pro division was the smallest division.
02:49:05 There was like five, six, seven. Right.
02:49:09 That was it.
02:49:09 So like you remove there, you still have the eunuch.
02:49:12 So I don't understand why this the.
02:49:14 And it was a side bet the pro the pro pot was a side bet amongst the pros only.
02:49:18 So I don't understand why they're saying that.
02:49:20 It doesn't make sense that that could have anything to do with the ending. It.
02:49:23 Yeah I why would that.
02:49:24 I bought it and that's just the drama.
02:49:26 The drama of this anything so drama so bull is that had nothing to do with it.
02:49:31 That is just a misnomer.
02:49:32 That was brought up to us by
02:49:35 that gentleman right there.
02:49:38 Right. I don't know.
02:49:40 And the only reason I'm even involved in care
02:49:42 is because this gentleman said the tournament director.
02:49:46 This gentleman said the reason the eunuch isn't around
02:49:48 because of something, yada yada, Jeff.
02:49:50 So I simply said, hey, Jeff, yada yada yada.
02:49:53 You went to the source, right? Yes. He said,
02:49:57 I couldn't tell because I had nothing to do with that.
02:49:58 I was just a player.
02:49:59 And I mean, that seems reasonable, right?
02:50:02 So the point is, you,
02:50:03 the decision for changing anything would it had to be through Bob, not Jeff.
02:50:07 Right? Right, right.
02:50:09 Which makes your player what is being and.
02:50:12 Oh correct. Right.
02:50:13 Well no, no we went over. That was lies.
02:50:16 He wasn't intended to lying.
02:50:18 He was sharing a mystery.
02:50:20 Bob. Okay.
02:50:21 You're sure your decision was based on Jeff?
02:50:24 Right.
02:50:24 So I think Bob was trying to save face and not tell you what he knows.
02:50:28 And we all know as the real reason, which involves.
02:50:30 Because that means that you're.
02:50:32 Which to me, I would rather if I do if I, if I ever fuck up, please tell me,
02:50:37 you know, if I do.
02:50:38 I've been I've been for a while. Yeah.
02:50:40 Back way for you to tell me I seriously listen and trying to try to fix it.
02:50:45 It's just over modulations, really.
02:50:46 I don't care about the slips back.
02:50:47 It's really the slight over modulation, really.
02:50:50 It's three decibels over modulation and it's not.
02:50:53 It's not much. It's just a it's a slight.
02:50:55 It's the tail end.
02:50:57 I wish I wish I could say usually.
02:50:59 Yeah, well it's because if I, if I set it to auto,
02:51:02 let me put it back to auto, see what happens.
02:51:04 I mean so that's the ammunition.
02:51:07 Just for the record, Brady is not my real name, okay.
02:51:11 No, that. Yeah,
02:51:13 I think that cured it.
02:51:14 Barry is my real name, but I didn't change anything yet.
02:51:18 I didn't change anything yet.
02:51:20 I go, like, really, get get that.
02:51:23 No. Okay.
02:51:25 Yeah, I did it a little bit again. I lost my edit.
02:51:27 I lost my it's nothing like over the top crazy or that.
02:51:30 That's like it's not. It's just a slight distortion.
02:51:33 That's just kind of a little rattly.
02:51:37 Yeah.
02:51:37 And I'm telling you, because when everyone said I was quiet last week.
02:51:40 So I turned my mic up three decibels.
02:51:42 All right. Yeah.
02:51:43 So when I really talk, it'll clip and I'll be up three decibels.
02:51:46 What if I turn it up that I've just gotten used to?
02:51:49 I've had a couple episodes that I was pissed that I wish I was louder.
02:51:52 I also got rid of my ex.
02:51:55 You know, this is my real voice.
02:51:56 It's not my buttery, deep radio voice that I used to have because
02:51:59 buttery dude, I liked it.
02:52:01 I yeah, I faked it.
02:52:02 I used all kinds of bass, all kinds of compression.
02:52:04 I literally was literally called like radio voice setting.
02:52:06 And then I finally heard like a clip.
02:52:08 I think I was when I called in one time and I sounded like this,
02:52:11 and I was like, I just want to sound normal.
02:52:12 I don't want to sound weird.
02:52:13 In real life,
02:52:14 if you start to feel like your voice
02:52:15 sounds weird in real life, you're doing too much podcasting.
02:52:18 In the voice mod out there was like a setting
02:52:21 that just is like it says, clean and to me just sounds.
02:52:23 It just sounds to,
02:52:27 it just sounds too pre post-production like post
02:52:30 producer just sounds like there's too much shit on it hits me and Chris.
02:52:33 So it's the sound. I don't know it.
02:52:35 I guess it sounds good if you have a music bed underneath it, but if you don't it,
02:52:39 it just sounds inauthentic.
02:52:42 I like that you just said donut.
02:52:44 Oh my God, you've got your fucking cellulose, right?
02:52:47 Isn't that pretty?
02:52:48 All right, so yeah, I'm a cellulose paper.
02:52:52 It's hey, you know what's the trick to you can actually.
02:52:57 Super poor
02:52:58 taste like sugar. No.
02:53:02 All right.
02:53:03 Hey. So sugar and you make so sweet,
02:53:06 or you click on it because I'm nowhere near that screen.
02:53:08 No, I have no idea what we're doing right now.
02:53:11 Right.
02:53:15 Give me that much I love.
02:53:17 So I.
02:53:21 Shall be very high.
02:53:24 Oh, give me just much I
02:53:28 so I love
02:53:32 everything. What did you do.
02:53:33 Hit every button on that.
02:53:35 You're the different person in the elevator on the first floor. I.
02:53:40 Have you ever done that?
02:53:41 Tell me if you think of Mount Rushmore because they are not ranked once.
02:53:46 Yeah.
02:53:46 When I was like seven,
02:53:49 so you stopped doing everything when you were like ten, right?
02:53:52 Yeah. I'm an adult. I'm an adult.
02:53:54 I don't do anything anymore.
02:53:55 I spend time kissing my girlfriend's ass, buying pizza at the fair.
02:53:59 That's not, you know, sorry, I got sorry, I got
02:54:02 no. I kiss my girlfriend's ass by buying a house.
02:54:04 But next up with the kid.
02:54:05 Oh, no. Oh.
02:54:07 Yeah.
02:54:08 We lost.
02:54:15 The same show our.
02:54:17 I'm at two 5418.
02:54:22 No, seriously, but there's no fuck the pledge.
02:54:25 Dear Freddie,
02:54:26 I bought a house and I bought it, and my girlfriend moved in, and she's not.
02:54:30 Please tell me. Know.
02:54:32 So there was.
02:54:33 There was a bunch I was just a question.
02:54:36 Did you buy a house with somebody you're not married to?
02:54:40 I didn't know, no, I paid for it. It's mine.
02:54:42 Okay. All right, I just. You can stay on the show.
02:54:45 I just want to make sure.
02:54:46 Yeah. It's just I'll.
02:54:48 I'll keep.
02:54:48 Keep in mind, though, in Michigan, if she's smart and she's got a good lawyer.
02:54:52 And you guys were together for more than six months.
02:54:55 A common law marriage.
02:54:56 You know, they say they don't even even if it even if it
02:55:01 even if it was okay, even if there was an issue.
02:55:04 She's she's not the type of person who neither am I to like not not take out
02:55:09 what you put in. No one is in the beginning.
02:55:12 No, it's not whatever it's common law.
02:55:14 Gay marriage.
02:55:16 Yeah, it's a common law gay marriage.
02:55:18 What was I going to say?
02:55:19 What was the you're going to say AG flag?
02:55:22 No, it was before that there was something about.
02:55:25 I just want to know about the house. Yeah I know, yeah. So.
02:55:27 So yeah. No.
02:55:28 So there was so, we went there periodically
02:55:31 and, burned a bunch of leaves, and there was never an issue.
02:55:34 Right.
02:55:35 And so, yeah, we weren't necessarily,
02:55:38 we whatever. Well, maybe we weren't in these.
02:55:40 Maybe we were. This is a character. This is a script.
02:55:42 And so there was a stump, right?
02:55:43 So there was a stump that was like, rotting, that needed to get rid of.
02:55:47 And so I started a fire at the stump.
02:55:50 The stump really didn't need much other than, like, some gas
02:55:52 and like a log on top of it, just to kind of keep it going.
02:55:56 And so I'm just burning the stump,
02:55:59 and then also, there's some willow trees.
02:56:04 My dad all of a sudden, your volume get low.
02:56:06 I turned it off because I was coughing. You fucking asshole.
02:56:08 Oh, never make.
02:56:09 Can I?
02:56:10 Every week you're happy all of a sudden.
02:56:12 Why now? Why?
02:56:14 Why now?
02:56:15 And you complain all the way down?
02:56:18 Because you going to talk.
02:56:19 You were in the middle.
02:56:20 Oh, weird.
02:56:20 I cared about what you said. All of us.
02:56:24 So the way in the back of the property, there was.
02:56:26 There's these willow trees.
02:56:27 And like, this chunk of fucking tree my girlfriend pulled on it.
02:56:30 It's like rotting fucking like this. Huge.
02:56:33 Like I had to pick it up.
02:56:34 It's it's it was like wet rotting like, like molding tree
02:56:38 along with a bunch of bark and some,
02:56:39 like, weeds that I fucking mowed over that it just kind of rake the no pile
02:56:43 that that was smoking more than I realized was smoking, but I didn't.
02:56:47 I wasn't burning any leaves there.
02:56:48 That was just bark and shit and like
02:56:52 several hours go by and, and then the neighbor like,
02:56:55 is in my garage and I'm like, in your garage.
02:56:59 Yeah. Like a guy.
02:57:00 I don't know if he went to the front door
02:57:01 and we didn't notice, but he's like, yeah.
02:57:03 And he's like, hey, oh yeah.
02:57:04 Just no, no, no.
02:57:06 And he was I had just want to introduce myself,
02:57:09 you know, just so just, you know like, oh my God.
02:57:11 I'm like, oh, I thought maybe you were going to,
02:57:13 maybe you were going to complain about
02:57:15 this, about us burning shit.
02:57:18 And he goes, well, you know, and he did it under the guise of that.
02:57:22 He moved in six years ago and that he was burning some leaves
02:57:26 and that, the fire department came and gave him a warning and that like.
02:57:31 But I looked out front and like it was kind of more smoky than typical,
02:57:35 but we weren't necessarily burning leaves that day.
02:57:38 Had we burned alive, I'm sure.
02:57:40 Yeah, but it was like this pile of fucking bark from a willow tree.
02:57:44 There's old ass willow trees out back.
02:57:46 That was just just the lot hadn't gotten
02:57:48 taken care of due to the circumstances of the ownership of the previous people.
02:57:52 They don't they don't care.
02:57:54 They don't care.
02:57:54 And, No, I'll just I'll just do it at night time.
02:57:58 I got a burn permit. I'm just gonna do it.
02:58:02 I was gonna do it a night next time, I don't care.
02:58:05 And it's funny. I'm so grateful there.
02:58:06 I know I was like, I'm like, oh, you're not allowed to have a fire
02:58:09 and you got a a, you know, you can you can have a bonfire.
02:58:13 And I'm, he like, was trying to, like, beat around the bush to try to tell me
02:58:17 what I can't do, but not that I can't do it, like, you know,
02:58:21 I see, I believe that you two can decide, like like as neighbors,
02:58:25 you should be able to say, I don't really care what you do
02:58:28 and apologize that it that it bothered him.
02:58:31 I didn't realize how much it was smoking, but I didn't say
02:58:33 I was just burning some fucking some bark and like, some running dry
02:58:36 pointed at the stump, he could see the fucking stump.
02:58:38 He didn't care to peek around the corner to see the thing
02:58:40 that was actually emitting all the smoke,
02:58:42 which is literally just a pile of fucking bark.
02:58:45 It was like a fucking, like
02:58:48 to two feet by
02:58:49 like four feet pile of fucking bark. It.
02:58:52 You should have pulled like a Jedi thing on him and say,
02:58:55 I always make a little extra smoke so my neighbors come over.
02:58:57 It's an easy way to meet them. You want a beer? No.
02:59:00 But it was annoying because, like, he was one of those talkers to where, like
02:59:04 he said, hey, I gotta go about like five times, but kept
02:59:08 kind of hanging out there talking.
02:59:10 Now you have pretty much.
02:59:13 And I was like, every time he said, hey, I gotta go.
02:59:15 And I got excited.
02:59:16 And then he started talking more and I'm like, oh yeah.
02:59:18 But as we're talking there, I'm like, I'm like, yeah.
02:59:21 I'm like, you know what?
02:59:22 I don't I didn't realize how much that I must have said like three times.
02:59:25 And I complained about the smoke just to like, appease
02:59:28 him, to try to even like, yeah, okay, I'll go put it out like.
02:59:32 And he just kept talking more.
02:59:34 And meanwhile the whole neighborhood's
02:59:35 all like the whole cul de sac was just fucking smoky shit.
02:59:38 There was no end,
02:59:40 and, it was pretty bad, but it was just perfect.
02:59:43 It was that annoying.
02:59:45 We get really the housewarming.
02:59:47 I'll go to your housewarming party.
02:59:50 You know, I don't think we're going to be invited.
02:59:53 Yeah, you probably will be.
02:59:54 I won't expect you to come.
02:59:55 That's the thing.
02:59:57 I'll be there.
02:59:58 I'm going to come
03:00:00 when there is love.
03:00:06 There, fudge.
03:00:08 That's what my husband.
03:00:11 My husband's best friend, Kevin, lost his wife three years ago.
03:00:15 Yeah. Rest in peace.
03:00:17 Rest in peace. Kevin's wife.
03:00:18 Jesus.
03:00:19 He's currently in a relationship with his niece.
03:00:23 His deceased brother's daughter.
03:00:26 We find this disgusting.
03:00:28 And you? What did he say?
03:00:31 They're both from Portugal.
03:00:34 It is.
03:00:35 Is this acceptable?
03:00:37 Yeah. In other countries?
03:00:39 No no no no.
03:00:42 Doesn't matter.
03:00:42 We have tried to discuss this with him.
03:00:44 He said he doesn't care what we think.
03:00:47 Kevin tries to plan things for all of us.
03:00:50 Of us as couples.
03:00:52 And we don't want to be in their company.
03:00:54 Am I wrong, have I? No.
03:00:56 I have known as these for several years
03:00:57 and I don't want to be unkind, but I just cannot be around them.
03:01:01 His wonderful wife is turning over in her grave.
03:01:04 Signed scandal scandalized in new Jersey.
03:01:09 Oh. That is scandalous.
03:01:12 Symbiotic in new Jersey?
03:01:15 No. That's inappropriate.
03:01:17 It's not.
03:01:18 Not what you do.
03:01:20 It's so wrong.
03:01:23 Okay, so I did I,
03:01:25 I did kind of like I did kind of leave one section out
03:01:28 because I thought it would be more scandalous.
03:01:30 It did say Kevin is in his 60s.
03:01:32 She is in her 50s. Does that change anything?
03:01:36 No, not not at that age.
03:01:37 No, no, not ten.
03:01:39 20 is bad, right.
03:01:42 But it's still his.
03:01:44 His niece.
03:01:45 Biological niece. That's.
03:01:47 Yeah, that's the problem. That's.
03:01:48 That's why it's inappropriate.
03:01:52 I can't I can't approve that in any way.
03:01:55 I can't,
03:01:58 no, it's it's
03:01:58 shoehorned that into like a, feasible.
03:02:02 So do you think he's been, like,
03:02:04 fantasizing about it ever since she's was young?
03:02:06 Like the.
03:02:07 Or do you think this came about, like, later on
03:02:09 when she grew some titties or some shit?
03:02:13 I think that's the key all the way around.
03:02:17 Cube, I, I'm just saying, like, do you think he.
03:02:19 Do you think that type of situation and like,
03:02:21 he the whole time is that it's there
03:02:23 but it's at a certain point finally it's it's a thing.
03:02:27 Or do you think once she kind of grow some titties
03:02:29 and stuff and she gets all old enough, then he starts looking at her that way,
03:02:34 I, I think a little from column A,
03:02:36 little from column B, this guy's twisted.
03:02:40 It's been building up.
03:02:42 I clearly like.
03:02:44 But you don't act on that kind of an impulse way.
03:02:48 Oh. Her kind of impulses.
03:02:51 Yeah.
03:02:52 Listen, listen, there's a oh, she says 50s and 60s.
03:02:55 She could be 51.
03:02:56 He could be 69. So it could be almost 20 years difference.
03:02:59 It doesn't have to be a ten year difference.
03:03:00 That was kind of thinking that in my head.
03:03:02 But it could be 15. It could be 19.
03:03:05 It's a generation.
03:03:09 Somebody in the family tree is all I know.
03:03:12 Somebody is taking advantage of someone, right?
03:03:15 Right. Yeah, that's pretty clear.
03:03:16 At 50 years old, the.
03:03:19 Well, yeah, I think the 50 year olds taking advantage.
03:03:22 I mean, they're both they're they're just both fucked up is what the problem
03:03:25 is, is that both like, you know, they're consenting adults at this point.
03:03:29 Not that it's deer Brady. It's deer flag. Yeah, obviously.
03:03:32 But my point of view is you know what? What the fuck do we care?
03:03:35 I mean, well, it's it's a podcast.
03:03:39 We're trying to make content.
03:03:40 I know I'm saying that fucking I don't
03:03:43 I don't care as long as they're not doing it to me.
03:03:45 When as long as it's a segment of a on our podcast,
03:03:49 it's, you know, the niece is really clearly
03:03:54 but it's like it is if they have a child, it is if they have a child.
03:03:58 It's not just to put that so that like, that's strained.
03:04:04 Right. Yeah.
03:04:04 If that's a generic dead end because that's the generic dead end,
03:04:09 as long as there's no one.
03:04:10 So the family that they're not abusing, at least then I guess that's okay.
03:04:14 What do you think about like the generic dead end?
03:04:16 Speaking of which, not okay.
03:04:17 Like such as, like homosexuality.
03:04:20 You would think that there should be a generic and then for homosexuality, right?
03:04:24 Yeah. Why do we have more of this generally?
03:04:26 That's one of the that's one of the arguments. You know, it's like, oh.
03:04:34 Yeah.
03:04:34 It was probably some kind of
03:04:36 Brady's a homophobic.
03:04:37 No. I think they're going to say
03:04:39 that about sending him to camp and washing it out of them or something.
03:04:42 No. You know, it sounded like that's where you were going with that.
03:04:46 You got to you got to bore it out of their butthole.
03:04:50 Oh, actually, draw is a reform queer I am.
03:04:54 Yeah. I used to be gay.
03:04:57 In recovery, recovering homosexuals.
03:05:00 Yeah. The certain, at a certain point, yeah.
03:05:02 The vagina was not in my life. And then.
03:05:05 And then I saw the like button. Yeah.
03:05:07 Not that there's anything wrong with that.
03:05:09 Is the converse.
03:05:11 There's
03:05:13 there's actually some call with it,
03:05:15 is there though?
03:05:16 I mean there is actually. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
03:05:20 So listen so say you got like one cracker space, right?
03:05:23 And you got a bunch of ants. White person.
03:05:26 No. Okay.
03:05:26 Assaulting.
03:05:27 And their reply is, are you just just follow me.
03:05:30 Follow me.
03:05:31 You. You mean the answer?
03:05:33 The cracker, right, guys? What the. It doesn't matter.
03:05:35 I just wanted you to visualize an amount of space, so.
03:05:38 Okay. Answer. Crack a cracker would be good. Like outer space.
03:05:42 Yeah.
03:05:42 So these answers, these answer on a cracker.
03:05:44 And there is fucking a the recursive cracker.
03:05:48 The space cracker.
03:05:49 They're fucking the red sweater.
03:05:52 Nature.
03:05:54 I follow you so find the flat rate.
03:05:56 Yeah. Relaxed.
03:05:59 Hurry up. Hit it. I'll wait.
03:06:01 God, I saw it earlier. Where to go?
03:06:03 Goddamn it!
03:06:05 There's three right in a row.
03:06:06 They're all the same yarn.
03:06:09 Let me get you, like, five.
03:06:13 Yeah, if you and you get beat them, not them.
03:06:18 That's the one we get from the most.
03:06:20 Yeah, I know, so.
03:06:22 All right, back to my cracker and ant analogy, right.
03:06:26 Yeah.
03:06:27 If they're all, they're all on that cracker right.
03:06:30 Yes. They produce I don't know how long it takes to gestate, but.
03:06:33 So now this crackers full of fucking baby ants, right?
03:06:37 Yeah.
03:06:38 Nature has a way of protecting the space, protecting you.
03:06:41 If you're an ant on that cracker, do you know what nature does?
03:06:44 It introduces homosexuality and all kinds of weird.
03:06:49 Weird? Like
03:06:51 like, I don't know what we call what they call it in nature.
03:06:54 Are we the only species that actually voluntarily doesn't reproduce?
03:06:58 Like, you know, we have protection and birth control.
03:07:01 I don't think other animals do that.
03:07:03 They know they don't have any answer to reproduce.
03:07:06 Right.
03:07:06 Nature will kick in if they're overpopulated in a certain area.
03:07:10 Nature will kick in and make their monkeys masturbate.
03:07:13 But a lot of that is to circumvent reproducing and slow down.
03:07:17 So there's more room or like they're not cognizant of it.
03:07:19 They're just like, this feels good. We're like, we don't want to.
03:07:21 We are at it like them fucking. We're uncultured.
03:07:23 Like them. We are Democrat commercials.
03:07:25 We are at a time in our culture where we don't need so many people,
03:07:29 so nature,
03:07:30 how we do gayness and we talking about, have you seen the statistics that
03:07:35 so what that yeah, there's the world's underpopulated.
03:07:40 Oh yeah.
03:07:40 Have you seen Montana lately?
03:07:43 Oh. Trying to find someone the kid hasn't.
03:07:46 Have you drive? No.
03:07:47 Nine at fucking two nine lately?
03:07:49 There's a lot of people out.
03:07:54 Oh. What
03:07:57 a 5000 crowd.
03:07:59 Okay, what about the space cracker?
03:08:02 You know, having to face Gregor the anus.
03:08:04 Personally, the ants are gay, so there's more room on the cracker.
03:08:08 This is what it, you know, in China, they started killing all the
03:08:14 the female babies, and then they had a whole generation of fagots
03:08:20 boobies again.
03:08:21 That's there's a way of,
03:08:22 being symbiotic and adapting to whatever it had, whatever.
03:08:26 Whether it's sexual.
03:08:27 Would you consider that nature's way?
03:08:29 Yeah, I guess you would. Right.
03:08:31 Because humans are part of nature.
03:08:33 I just that's that's the micro nature if.
03:08:36 No. What do you mean, no?
03:08:37 If if one insect group,
03:08:39 if one insect group came in and killed off another section of insect groups.
03:08:43 Is that not nature? Yeah. That's.
03:08:45 So why is it different when a humans do it?
03:08:47 Everything.
03:08:48 There's a definition of nature.
03:08:51 So you think we're special, then?
03:08:52 We're some kind of, Yeah.
03:08:54 Yeah, yeah, we're kind of some omnipotent being
03:08:57 and maybe descending to, maybe some type of soul situation or, No.
03:09:01 Oh, no. Have any of it? Oh, no.
03:09:04 So how are we not the same as everyone else, then?
03:09:07 Speaking of nature, speaking of in God's image, we're just.
03:09:11 We're just said. Did you say that we're just beings? Yeah.
03:09:15 The, about every,
03:09:19 direct created by God wants him to take his robot.
03:09:25 Oh, his robot.
03:09:26 Yeah. No, Gary just kept talking. Rector.
03:09:29 Yeah. Gary was just talking over you.
03:09:30 So the the AI robot director wants Elon Musk to pay him for his design.
03:09:36 To me, that's like the first show.
03:09:38 And Gary said, look, there's bricks of stone everywhere.
03:09:40 So they're the same.
03:09:42 They steal the idea of stones are the world, isn't it?
03:09:46 Aren't both robots just humanoid form? Don't they?
03:09:48 Oh, God. Yeah, sure.
03:09:50 It could be like one of you two.
03:09:52 Oh, Isaac Asimov, who wrote iRobot originally jack them of.
03:09:58 Is that is that the book?
03:09:59 It'd be like you guys asking me to like, give
03:10:03 you credit for, like, me being a human also because I came after you.
03:10:07 Like, how dare you copy us?
03:10:10 I'm. I'm gonna come like we
03:10:14 did this first because knocked it down pretty hard. Yep.
03:10:26 We got to save the pumpkin stuff.
03:10:29 Oh, the pumpkin.
03:10:31 Oh, shit.
03:10:32 I didn't know I could do this.
03:10:37 Oh, I got it.
03:10:37 I could do that.
03:10:39 I got to what he say.
03:10:40 I didn't know I could do that.
03:10:41 I just found out something new.
03:10:43 Jay-Z sitting on the back beat.
03:10:45 What? Oh, yeah. You can change people's names.
03:10:48 Yeah, I can, I can do it.
03:10:50 I could even do the same.
03:10:55 Oh. Here is about it.
03:10:59 This is going to be fun.
03:11:01 All right.
03:11:01 I'm are you have fun.
03:11:05 Or is my real name cute sci fi.
03:11:12 Mash up.
03:11:13 Okay. Yeah. Hit it.
03:11:16 Roll the clip I can, I can I can edit his mic settings.
03:11:20 Also he has echo cancellation automatic mic.
03:11:22 Just what you just don't, you know I just want to see what the settings were.
03:11:26 That's weird.
03:11:27 Yeah.
03:11:27 Don't change his his sound the no I yeah I know, that's why I'm, I'm,
03:11:32 I know the whole there's something weird that it's just.
03:11:35 Hey, why isn't it playing.
03:11:36 It's it's like you have a microphone, but you don't.
03:11:41 And you're way far away.
03:11:45 Never seen it.
03:11:46 Makes it like a smiley pool.
03:11:47 Hey, it's venom. It has to do a symbiotic.
03:11:50 Oh, yeah.
03:11:52 Just sounds like the same shit he's been putting out for the last ten years.
03:11:56 Yeah, right.
03:11:57 Rap for 15 years?
03:12:00 No, just the same. See?
03:12:02 Brilliant, brilliant.
03:12:03 So what you just said, it's exactly how I feel about it.
03:12:05 All right, I'll rap you out. You say it.
03:12:08 So you think all of Eminem stuff for the most recent stuff?
03:12:10 It all sounds the same.
03:12:11 I just I haven't really been enthused by too much new rapping
03:12:16 a handful, you know, like I mock rap with you guys.
03:12:19 And then I felt bad, I really did. I'm like, dude, I appreciate music.
03:12:22 I know all music, I like poetry, I like art, why the fuck can't I feel bad?
03:12:25 I feel like I have something wrong with me because I can't stand it.
03:12:28 So I dug in, I go deep, I didn't listen anything else.
03:12:31 I tried to, like, really appreciate it and studied it.
03:12:33 I stopped listening to rock and listening to rap in the background.
03:12:36 Even watched, not the Eminem.
03:12:38 I've seen eight mile like a million times, but.
03:12:40 And it was old Fridays, you know, like the Friday movies.
03:12:43 Yeah. With like, like I went all in
03:12:47 and I know a lot now, I know I could probably give a dissertation
03:12:50 like Pink Floyd about a lot of rap rap bands and stuff.
03:12:53 Still couldn't tell you the difference between shit rap and good rap and I'm not.
03:12:57 This isn't a bit I really, honestly don't know.
03:13:00 I'm glad to hear
03:13:00 you say that, though, about Eminem, because that's how I feel about all of it.
03:13:04 Oh man, I can I can see that the tape is good
03:13:08 and I'm hoping like that.
03:13:09 You know what I did like and and it was I don't even want to say it because I
03:13:12 almost got made fun of who's the bald guy that has Eminem
03:13:16 and the Chris D'Elia is actually Eminem is at the end,
03:13:22 the bald guy.
03:13:24 Royce.
03:13:24 Royce the 59. No. Fuck.
03:13:28 Look at that.
03:13:29 Well, this is going to be just a paradigm. I'm.
03:13:36 I'm still young, Kelly.
03:13:38 You know, and I'm a
03:13:43 bulldog, but.
03:13:47 The fact that you're blaming
03:13:50 punishment.
03:13:51 What? This might be a bit of a setup for me.
03:13:54 A combination of.
03:13:54 Yeah, a lot of times.
03:13:58 It's still very talented,
03:14:00 but it's just I feel like he's he's done this,
03:14:03 like I'm doing this.
03:14:04 So it's successful.
03:14:06 This is like 50 a song with this exact same formula.
03:14:09 Is it working
03:14:11 like I used to be?
03:14:14 Way more unique.
03:14:15 Well, that's how I was. Kind of make fun of it too.
03:14:17 And he just needs to fit it around me for him.
03:14:20 And I'm feeling better for firm like the people that make fun of him.
03:14:24 Is he just when he needs a rhyme to fit whatever sound comes out of his mouth,
03:14:28 regardless, regardless if it's a word he just.
03:14:34 Yeah, someone different that we're going in.
03:14:36 It's fine.
03:14:37 Yeah. Sorry. I'm distracted.
03:14:39 My my girlfriend's, sister's, ex-husband who is a deadbeat dad
03:14:44 and doesn't take care of their kids is, live on on Twitch, and,
03:14:48 he, doesn't want he doesn't want to spend any money.
03:14:50 He doesn't pay child support. He.
03:14:51 Even though he's supposed to, he got busted and he was driving
03:14:55 to Georgia to, like, see some chick, that he met on.
03:15:00 Yeah. You he just went live now.
03:15:01 Yeah, he's he's in a Michael Myers costume.
03:15:04 Yeah.
03:15:05 Because he have a channel or is he on the run?
03:15:08 No, he's got a channel.
03:15:09 But his dad is on the run because his dad threw a brick at his mom.
03:15:12 His domestic abuse, a bunch. Oh, man.
03:15:16 This is the final straw for the deadbeat dad.
03:15:17 His kid is, Twitch.
03:15:19 Yeah. His.
03:15:19 No, his father's the deadbeat dad's father.
03:15:22 That's that's the brick throw. But. Yeah, the the.
03:15:24 Yeah.
03:15:25 I don't know if I want to completely honest it, but with the.
03:15:29 So I was distracted.
03:15:31 He. Yeah.
03:15:34 That's his lesser.
03:15:35 He's an amazing,
03:15:37 Do this.
03:15:38 This dude is such a piece of shit.
03:15:40 Oh my God.
03:15:41 Wait, who?
03:15:41 That guy that's twitching or the father?
03:15:43 Yeah, they do this twitching.
03:15:45 He is the father of the of his.
03:15:47 He is a father. He is a father.
03:15:49 What kind of a father?
03:15:51 What kind of an adult would you. Not a real dad.
03:15:53 Yeah, so? So he stops.
03:15:55 So he was supposed to have the kids over playing.
03:15:57 He's supposed to have the kids over the weekend,
03:15:59 and when he can't have the kids, he says, hey, I can't have the kids.
03:16:03 And then he just.
03:16:04 He it goes. It still goes every other weekend.
03:16:06 So her sister, I of the kids, then two weekends
03:16:09 and then he gets the kids again versus like, oh, I can't have him this weekend.
03:16:14 So I'll take them the following weekend. Like
03:16:16 he says he can't, he can't take them.
03:16:18 And then he'll, he'll it'll be on. He'll be on.
03:16:20 That's why
03:16:22 my girlfriend and I are up on this type of shit.
03:16:26 He threw up the other day in his fucking mouth,
03:16:29 and he got on a shit, and he got in his stupid little costume he was wearing,
03:16:33 and then he threw the costume off and then continue to play.
03:16:39 It was, quite embarrassing.
03:16:41 His father, to two children.
03:16:43 This person, so he he just turned 31.
03:16:47 He had his birthday party the other day.
03:16:50 I until instead of having his children, instead of having his children,
03:16:55 he, had a birthday party for himself.
03:16:59 I did two, Yeah, but you don't have children.
03:17:03 And when you have when you don't have when you have children are like children
03:17:08 doing, you know, doing hard drugs, you're spending
03:17:10 you have excess money to spend on drugs, illicit drugs.
03:17:15 No, like legal drugs.
03:17:17 And you don't, and you are giving any money to your kids?
03:17:23 Yeah.
03:17:23 The one
03:17:23 time, the the one time the little two year old was, was giving back and had, like,
03:17:27 hardcore bruises, like, all over her, like, really bad.
03:17:31 Yeah.
03:17:33 Well,
03:17:34 yeah, I'll probably end up eating this dude's ass at some point, but,
03:17:38 just kind of handle it.
03:17:39 Or then the courts kind of handle it, you know?
03:17:42 Yeah, you probably should.
03:17:43 If you
03:17:44 plan on going anywhere near the court, you probably shouldn't say anything more,
03:17:48 right? You know, that's why I don't want to show him.
03:17:49 That's why I.
03:17:51 It's like, we can let's let's join the live stream.
03:17:54 That'll be fun.
03:17:54 I would like to, but I kind of I kind of want to keep it anonymous.
03:17:57 Just in case I need to. Yeah.
03:18:01 All right.
03:18:01 That's what's so cool.
03:18:03 Says the script.
03:18:05 What an asshole. He can have a final thought.
03:18:07 Remember, we used that final thought?
03:18:09 No, we have never had final thoughts.
03:18:12 Well, what's your final thought on what's the topic?
03:18:18 That's the topic.
03:18:25 On him,
03:18:27 you order,
03:18:30 you order.
03:18:33 Gary?
03:18:34 Gary, what are you doing?
03:18:36 Gary?
03:18:38 Gary, I let them let me not shut up!
03:18:42 Gary. No, I got it.
03:18:44 I got your Gary.
03:18:46 Down down down down down.
03:18:49 Gary.
03:18:49 I hate it when you do that.
03:18:52 Well, let me tell you something, Robert.
03:18:56 Why don't.
03:19:01 You give me a hell up there.
03:19:03 Gardening giant.
03:19:04 The mighty Kabbalah.
03:19:12 It's the Brady and Joshua Brady and all good.
03:19:16 Brady above and dry.
03:19:17 So below. Because he's so close. Brady.
03:19:22 If he wins it our way, we're gonna make it.
03:19:26 Make our dreams come true Brady.
03:19:28 You don't show it Brady.
03:19:31 And draw it's then show now Brady draw.
03:19:41 Has fun while it lasted though it was
03:19:44 it was.
03:19:45 And then he leaves.
03:19:49 I'm not sure what, that show was about.
03:19:53 Me neither. But, having to do with rap.
03:19:55 Here's a rap battle. It's just going to get to some losses.
03:19:58 We missed some bonus.
03:19:59 This is also.
03:20:00 What did he say?
03:20:03 And if I slap you here in the face right now, it's the only time you have a man
03:20:06 hitting you.
03:20:06 Man in the Bible didn't shit on you.
03:20:08 If you want fire, I want to spit on you.
03:20:10 How's it feel to be a pick me with nobody picking you?
03:20:13 It ain't Bebe.
03:20:14 That's a pig's name. Your faster. Tell him on your face.
03:20:16 You go, friends on your ones.
03:20:17 And who that quick thing
03:20:18 I know if Britney goes that way, the man in the room go this way.
03:20:22 Spoke to your doctor. The UK rep
03:20:26 so much.
03:20:26 Thank you. Is coming.
03:20:27 Look at the bitch.
03:20:28 You can tell she hurt and I'll kill my server here.
03:20:30 It used you if I the hotel. But you stayed.
03:20:33 I would, but it doesn't sound terrible, but I'm not.
03:20:37 It's not working.
03:20:39 You Nancy, only skinny one in your family.
03:20:41 Bitch in the crown. Just wasted away.
03:20:43 If you want me beat up focused, tell that bitch you're making a cake.
03:20:46 This is London and it's lawless.
03:20:48 What is BW stand for? Big body.
03:20:49 All right.
03:20:50 These nasty. Your bottles.
03:20:52 You sat on a rose's face.
03:20:54 That's why he starts.
03:20:55 You draw, stick him on us.
03:20:56 Oh, said.
03:20:59 So except for the reference of the last character, basically everything was.
03:21:02 You're a fat pig.
03:21:05 So I don't I'm not that big of a fan of this guy, but
03:21:08 this is quite of just of, oddball nature, which is why it's interesting.
03:21:13 But,
03:21:18 Wait, I got one more.
03:21:19 What is gay?
03:21:20 Here's a what?
03:21:20 I've got to know. It's a rap battle,
03:21:24 okay?
03:21:24 It ties in probably better, but this is.
03:21:27 I was going down.
03:21:27 Gentlemen, this battle is set for three rounds instead of the normal two rounds.
03:21:31 In the first round move, you're going to go first in round two.
03:21:35 Black. You. You're going to go first.
03:21:37 And the third round.
03:21:38 No, there's a reason why they go in blind fury.
03:21:40 The rules are same as they always because he's actually blind.
03:21:43 No foul language, no sexually explicit lyrics or drug references.
03:21:46 See, those are my favorite parts of every rap song.
03:21:49 There's those, those criteria and, well, can't do that.
03:21:52 What else is there to rap about? Along with service?
03:21:54 It will decide.
03:21:56 The winner of this year's Freestyle Friday tournament,
03:22:01 106 in Prague.
03:22:02 I don't know if this still exists or not, but
03:22:04 okay guys,
03:22:07 I got on pause. Go.
03:22:11 Like a U interrupted, but good.
03:22:14 You know you're ready.
03:22:15 We could still be watching nine, but right.
03:22:17 Unpause. I don't do it. I don't know why it was.
03:22:19 It was moving on, Ryan. It was.
03:22:21 Oh, yeah, oh yeah, of course you have us now.
03:22:25 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:22:26 No commas and keep, looking up.
03:22:29 Or you could say I did because I, I.
03:22:34 Said lick lick or something, but you know,
03:22:37 I'm penny lick lick a nigga.
03:22:40 Lick a penny right out.
03:22:41 Right at 147.
03:22:43 Lick and or you could say I or a nigga,
03:22:48 I put the H on it to emphasize it's the guy who made it, bitches. I'm.
03:22:54 What did he say?
03:22:58 He said,
03:22:59 top man, I want I need y'all to touch my Kobe.
03:23:02 Touch Mike, touch my touch tips.
03:23:04 Please respect the cipher for this.
03:23:08 I'm not touching the mike.
03:23:12 Yeah. Go.
03:23:15 Set a yo the class.
03:23:18 You'll be like. You know I'm the reason why you here.
03:23:21 Hardison wasn't prepared to not you all go back and look up.
03:23:24 We all know that the guys making a get here by the play.
03:23:27 Y'all hoping God feel.
03:23:28 Y'all think he can't say mistaken by my swag tone down to play it up.
03:23:33 Yeah. 1C2.
03:23:35 Because I can see your ain't I like my nigga so.
03:23:38 So he's making a mistake by yelling and talking too fast.
03:23:41 It's hard to tell what he's saying.
03:23:43 So his shit ain't coming across that well in this, in this arena.
03:23:47 That'd be fine.
03:23:48 On a record, maybe, but not like when it's war.
03:23:50 Put a face. Oh, this dude. So I.
03:23:52 You think you gonna win your test, though, when they check for a you know,
03:23:57 they know like like when it's a battle rap and they're just talking
03:24:00 about these superfluous like you ain't no never go fake scenarios that like be
03:24:05 not every cent you had to ten don't make em feel like when it's out in the wind.
03:24:09 Blow my up.
03:24:10 But you're so simple.
03:24:12 It's simple, it's simple. Let's all get to Angel.
03:24:15 How you told me a problem to you.
03:24:16 I hope this is if you memorize this or if this is off the top of his head.
03:24:20 I got money. Like if it's off the top of his head, that's not bad.
03:24:23 When it comes a rhyme scheme and you just kind of carrying it.
03:24:27 But if it's made up and memorize, it's
03:24:31 pro style, bring the beat.
03:24:32 Now this guy's Fury 45 pretty good.
03:24:35 He's. I don't like him that much, but.
03:24:37 Oh blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.
03:24:41 Shut up. Right.
03:24:42 Well check it out.
03:24:43 Yo, it's my lyrics is this you will get your face on crack.
03:24:47 Then when I'm done, they'll put me with Jay Park set.
03:24:50 Don't catch you better was straight away.
03:24:52 And this is my opinion.
03:24:53 More to straight up fact
03:24:55 put makeup I like is his blind rap and it has no idea what it's doing.
03:25:00 And you really think that you found your match?
03:25:02 I'ma tell you now your freestyles is trash and I'm going to get it in the back.
03:25:07 I'ma get you to be in that your daddy never had.
03:25:09 And where are we on the subject?
03:25:10 He'll be with the angels to pop.
03:25:12 Name you son cause him want to claim you I mean, oh I'm hot.
03:25:16 Imagine the blazing bullets.
03:25:18 Give me your wisdom. Milk in a spoon. That's right.
03:25:20 You mess around with a cool I'm obesity and you can be low.
03:25:25 That's nice.
03:25:25 You ain't coming over, you know?
03:25:27 Got to start selling boots. Phones.
03:25:30 Did is like understudy guy.
03:25:33 I guess it wasn't that great, to be honest.
03:25:35 I just pulled it up randomly.
03:25:36 They normally I do that a little bit more entertaining, but,
03:25:39 and this but these symbols, there's Batista's nipples.
03:25:42 Wait, what happened to him?
03:25:44 He slimmed down all.
03:25:46 John Cena slimmed down a bunch to.
03:25:50 Say that.
03:25:51 Why does it say the animals? He the animal?
03:25:53 Yeah, that's what they call them on.
03:25:54 WWE, I guess I didn't watch really.
03:25:57 I didn't really watch during that whole era.
03:25:59 I once stone cold kind of drifted away before he came back.
03:26:03 I didn't really watch his like his coming back much.
03:26:06 It was the heyday of wrestling was the most popular era of wrestling,
03:26:10 which was the rock and Stone cold prominence.
03:26:14 And it just has dipped off since then and it hasn't been as good.
03:26:18 And that would be attributed to the writing at the time, which was,
03:26:21 Vince Russo and Ed Ferrara.
03:26:23 Or the two writers at the time.
03:26:25 He's a year older than me.
03:26:28 I don't care to think about it.
03:26:30 I don't think the picture on the left is all this.
03:26:32 Fuck, he looks like fucking Morgan Freeman on the right.
03:26:35 He's 55. Or like Samuel Jackson,
03:26:39 he looks 50.
03:26:40 Looks pretty good for 55.
03:26:42 He looks terrible.
03:26:43 But it's full costume because he's doing work.
03:26:45 He's look it, look at his eyes. I'm sure he's already had work.
03:26:47 No. What happened was he he was all swole like the left.
03:26:51 And then he slimmed down like the right.
03:26:53 And so everything just starts doing this.
03:26:54 Wait, do you mean politically or the picture?
03:26:57 No. His, like, jacked upness.
03:27:00 Sorry, it's too close to the election.
03:27:01 I hear him right.
03:27:03 And now, skinny like the left.
03:27:04 I think you're right.
03:27:06 Well, dude, because he saw I, I don't I don't mean to break you
03:27:11 like Santa Claus and shit, but I think wrestlers take steroids.
03:27:16 Yeah, I think they do.
03:27:18 I don't think there's any testing in the WWE.
03:27:20 Well, he's not a wrestler anymore.
03:27:22 No, that's. Yeah, there's the Rock.
03:27:24 It's funny, when they were wrestlers, they were actually.
03:27:27 Yeah. They're cut on the left.
03:27:28 The rock was more natural when he was a wrestler.
03:27:31 Post wrestling, he was very much not a natural.
03:27:36 Yeah.
03:27:36 And he looked like he aged real quick to.
03:27:40 I thought,
03:27:43 yeah.
03:27:44 And then the bald head and the bald head is a bit to do with it.
03:27:48 No. I mean, if you if you we did comments.
03:27:51 We had one comment.
03:27:52 It was what did you say.
03:27:53 The other there was a different comment that was, I thought I stumbled across.
03:27:57 Nope. That was it.
03:27:57 It was just, there's an old one here.
03:28:00 See, I just clicked, shared it, didn't share.
03:28:01 It wasn't on the screen.
03:28:04 I mean, it's kind of believable.
03:28:05 A majority of people wouldn't be able to tell
03:28:06 the difference between a male and a female deer based on the head alone.
03:28:10 The antlers. Thank you.
03:28:13 And then the other side is just. What?
03:28:15 What the fuck? I don't know what that was about.
03:28:17 So there was a deer in our backyard the other day and it was trying to eat.
03:28:21 I think the willow tree,
03:28:23 because I just trimmed it and it was like trying to reach up to it.
03:28:26 And I had no idea what male or female.
03:28:28 But I assumed based on the fact
03:28:30 that it could reach these trees was that it was a male.
03:28:33 Like I just said,
03:28:33 you can't tell a male or female body if it has a penis or a vagina underneath.
03:28:37 Oh, okay, I didn't
03:28:39 I probably should have broke out the spotlight and yeah, turn it over.
03:28:43 Yeah.
03:28:44 The contrary to what a lot of people think is both sexes.
03:28:46 A lot of people,
03:28:48 a lot, a lot of people think that the horns means male
03:28:51 and no horns means female, but they can both have horns.
03:28:55 Males are often larger horns.
03:28:59 Fuzzy males are often larger.
03:29:01 Horn is definitely larger, hornier.
03:29:05 They will to put their spiked fucking.
03:29:09 I'm not sure what that insect was from the beginning.
03:29:12 I mean that see fish.
03:29:14 Oh, I gotta give this to that really quick.
03:29:16 I want to do that thing on the back.
03:29:18 You do that. What? Like in this song?
03:29:19 You could do that with my voice.
03:29:21 Let me see what
03:29:23 that I've been doing, what I do through and throwing.
03:29:26 But, you know, I keep winning with some young in.
03:29:29 I'm back in my hands.
03:29:30 But it's like, oh my goodness.
03:29:32 Come on, meet us there.
03:29:33 Oh no need to freestyle everything he's written and we're not sure about that.
03:29:37 I'm sure that he paid. So let's say you
03:29:42 so he's claiming to do that and,
03:29:43 you want to go down to that route.
03:29:47 So. No, no, I, I have no idea.
03:29:49 I just want to know what you saying to what this gentleman just said.
03:29:52 So that is the report.
03:29:55 And when you talk to the he clearly said, now I'm not sure about that.
03:29:59 Meaning that he doesn't know.
03:30:00 So you you, there's, world renowned producers
03:30:04 Timbaland, Rick, Rick Rubin,
03:30:10 Pharrell Davis, they all witnessed this.
03:30:14 And then he had, when he was quote unquote retiring.
03:30:19 He had a concert DVD and they had some behind the scenes
03:30:23 stuff of him working on this stuff with with some of these artists,
03:30:28 and they're talking about that process
03:30:30 and they're basically saying like, yeah, he he will listen to the beat
03:30:34 for like 15, 20 minutes and then go into the studio
03:30:38 and then say this shit that you literally are hearing on the album.
03:30:44 Think that he's there
03:30:45 in versus stuff like outside of that time.
03:30:48 Sure. Maybe. Yeah.
03:30:49 I don't know, maybe, but but in, in the, the,
03:30:52 the videos that they have,
03:30:56 it's interesting because it's, it's some of it is very much,
03:31:01 the same tinge of the lyrics, but some of it's a little different.
03:31:07 So he's, there's something there that shows that,
03:31:11 like he's trying to come up with something off the top of his head.
03:31:16 It's it's hitting a certain pace and he's remembering it.
03:31:20 He's then slightly changing certain aspects of it
03:31:24 before it makes the final cut, because there's a couple verses
03:31:28 that don't even make it at all.
03:31:30 There was a couple
03:31:30 things that sound kind of close, but are a little different, but he he is
03:31:36 said that that he used to,
03:31:41 not have he used to say that he,
03:31:45 he doesn't have the.
03:31:49 I forget what it was,
03:31:50 but he, he claimed that he needed to memorize his rhymes
03:31:53 because writing it down like he didn't have pen and paper.
03:31:57 I don't know what the fuck it was, but, he kind of just
03:32:00 had an exercise in his head of since he was young and
03:32:04 and trying not wanting to be a rapper that he he memorized his rhymes.
03:32:08 And that was his claim to fame.
03:32:10 Now Biggie Smalls was reported to kind of do the same thing a little bit.
03:32:15 I don't know how much it got publicized, but I know Jay-Z.
03:32:19 It definitely was more apparent.
03:32:21 But Biggie Smalls
03:32:21 had a much shorter career because he died in his fucking early 20s.
03:32:27 Lil Wayne,
03:32:29 supposedly after hearing and witnessing Jay-Z
03:32:33 do this, that he then himself applied that same thing.
03:32:38 Now, Lil Wayne is an interesting creature because he's done
03:32:41 a lot of coding and stuff like that.
03:32:43 So, he claims to not remember ever
03:32:47 his rhymes because he writes them that way.
03:32:51 And there is also it doesn't usually record.
03:32:56 There is also.
03:32:57 Yeah, but there's also artists that say that they have what they call
03:33:00 a ghost writer, which means that they are writing the lyrics for him,
03:33:03 and then he's reciting them, and there are people that were paid by
03:33:08 by his people that wrote rhymes for him, 100% that were in that thing.
03:33:14 And so that might be why he doesn't remember his lyrics and why he can,
03:33:18 you know, write lyrics on the spot.
03:33:19 It's like a mystique, right?
03:33:22 And then you have,
03:33:24 what, what was the other, Kanye West has gone in the studio
03:33:29 and just kind of played the beat and recorded some stuff,
03:33:34 and then was inspired by that to then kind of rewrite it
03:33:37 and make it something like you're kind of going off of something organic,
03:33:41 but you're kind of grabbing that and then kind of re
03:33:45 reconfiguring it to make it more, you know, concise
03:33:49 rather than just kind of random dumb shit, you know,
03:33:54 Night.
03:33:57 I know exactly what you're saying,
03:33:59 but what what I had asked you is, do you have dogs?
03:34:02 Know what I what I asked was, is do you believe that
03:34:05 he know if I eat a hot dog or does he know mustard on it?
03:34:08 And I'm going to get nothing in my upper lip, I wasn't
03:34:10 I mean, that was a great back story at all.
03:34:12 That but the
03:34:13 actually all I wondered is if you believe that he's freestyling all the time.
03:34:16 Yeah. Kind of.
03:34:19 Yeah. Okay. Good enough for me. Yeah.
03:34:21 Or that he paved the way for the behind the beat flow that many rappers
03:34:25 continue to use today.
03:34:26 So, you know, he paved the way for that in that he uses
03:34:30 both wildly fast and grueling slow style patterns within a common tempo.
03:34:35 He is hard to is a meaningful element in his raps
03:34:38 and his acapella, but that's similar to many.
03:34:41 It's really hard to throw in a random different beat,
03:34:44 but that would make sense if he's coming off at all freestyle.
03:34:47 I mean, of course it's going to be unique and right there.
03:34:50 There is such thing as rhyming on the off beat.
03:34:52 There's hitting.
03:34:53 You know, I went to the store, I got some more, and then there's a
03:34:57 I went to the store, I got this like and no offense,
03:35:02 but you can and I proved that with the, you can rap anything.
03:35:06 Any word.
03:35:06 It might it might not be good.
03:35:07 No, the idea does pretty good.
03:35:09 There's got some good right voices, but you should hear some of the shit
03:35:12 that I actually do that I'm not going to play on here.
03:35:14 Not that you couldn't or can't could or could not, but
03:35:18 it can make anything like I want to.
03:35:20 Gary's rants, I just copied the whole thing
03:35:22 and paste it in and see if he would just talk it.
03:35:24 No, he rapped the shit out of it.
03:35:25 There was rhythm and because it's really weird, because I,
03:35:29 I've was doing the analyzing, the pauses and the slowing down.
03:35:33 Speeding up isn't artistic like integrity.
03:35:37 That's just what you have to do when you're making up nonsense.
03:35:39 You have to make it fit.
03:35:41 It doesn't.
03:35:41 It's not stretching it or talking fast.
03:35:44 It just makes anything fit into any.
03:35:46 It's a square peg, round hole thing, if you ask me.
03:35:48 As far as music, anything in I can improve it.
03:35:52 It might. Okay. You could paint.
03:35:54 You could paint a rainbow, you know, a million, trillion, billion ways.
03:35:58 I mean, it's it
03:36:00 makes one better than the other.
03:36:02 If it was all black or if it matched the background, it wouldn't exist.
03:36:05 So it's not a rainbow.
03:36:06 If you've ever put text on any type of graphics, you know what I'm saying?
03:36:09 I mean, there is some kind of. You can't put anything,
03:36:12 some stuff won't be seen, some stuff is better than others.
03:36:15 See, now that I can picture that I can see.
03:36:17 But with putting speeding,
03:36:20 speeding poetry up into any space to me doesn't.
03:36:24 There's no control. I don't understand the difference.
03:36:26 If anything works, it's just a different style.
03:36:28 If you talk faster, talk slower, it's just a different style.
03:36:33 This is what I seem to get out of it.
03:36:35 Well, it's. What's the difference between that and singing?
03:36:39 Obviously
03:36:41 range octave range, which is how I actually if,
03:36:45 if, if a singer can only hit three notes and he just up.
03:36:48 Yeah.
03:36:48 Would you ever look at the you ever, you know, singers ever go louder than that.
03:36:52 And you ever hear you ever read the lyrics of a fucking of a of,
03:36:57 any rock song?
03:36:59 It's probably not even like, oh, it's right.
03:37:01 Maybe, it's a total of 50, 50 words or less,
03:37:05 but a rap song is probably like a thousand words or more.
03:37:09 I'm not talking about the content, depending
03:37:11 depending just I'm talking about strictly just the the cadence
03:37:13 and the rhythm of the words.
03:37:15 And your,
03:37:15 your answer to the question you just asked is because the words have to complement
03:37:19 and they have to be in tune with the music.
03:37:22 It's just like another instrument.
03:37:23 But part that's what Tupac was famous for.
03:37:26 Tupac would what his his the the
03:37:30 the rhymes, schemes he would choose and the tonality of the voice did kind of fit.
03:37:34 There is a there is a art to the tonality of, of stuff when it comes.
03:37:40 I don't know, I'm no expert of it.
03:37:41 Like I, there's some, some raps I could say in my head and they do strike.
03:37:46 I'm like, ooh, that's really cool, the way that words came up.
03:37:48 But it could be any word in that same rhythm.
03:37:50 In my opinion, you know what I mean?
03:37:52 So at that point then the. Sure, sure.
03:37:55 The only thing I've always said, like,
03:37:56 is the content of the poetry, the poetry, we all learned it.
03:38:00 We all learn to to to play pretend.
03:38:04 And in, elementary school, I acting.
03:38:07 We all learn. We all learned.
03:38:08 Yeah, yeah, we all learned, rhyming in elementary school.
03:38:12 So it's just glorified elementary school shit.
03:38:14 But, I mean, isn't that all of it?
03:38:18 That's why I like more complex rap. But
03:38:22 do I really want to?
03:38:23 He's talking.
03:38:24 Do I really want to?
03:38:24 He's he's talking about Jay-Z's backbeat.
03:38:27 What I understand that is to be instead of talking like this, where you can hear
03:38:31 my clap, instead of talking like this, you're basically
03:38:34 talking after the beat.
03:38:38 Yes. It's it's
03:38:41 it's more than that.
03:38:43 It's it's just the off beat.
03:38:44 You're just.
03:38:45 Hey, I made it so rudimentary and simplistic, right?
03:38:48 Yeah. He just he.
03:38:49 I don't know why.
03:38:50 It's I've never heard it called the backbeat in my opinion.
03:38:53 It's just that you're you're rhyming on the off
03:38:55 beat is what they call it was a signature Jay-Z style.
03:38:59 It's disrespecting the beat
03:39:00 by sitting so far behind it with his disrespecting the beat.
03:39:04 This one's easy.
03:39:06 This guy cannot sound any more like a fagot.
03:39:08 Well, he's white.
03:39:09 I don't think any white people can talk about rap.
03:39:12 Really, I think I did it without sounding too corny.
03:39:15 I didn't get the beat in Jay-Z.
03:39:18 When Jay-Z rapped about when when he sings.
03:39:21 That wasn't the lyric like, I don't know, I just.
03:39:26 I don't know, it depends on where you're from.
03:39:27 I guess on a Wish I could Find this white guy phrases.
03:39:31 I should have found it before the show.
03:39:35 I of all the artists, I would say I know number one Jay-Z lyrics.
03:39:40 The one with the number two Eminem
03:39:43 number three.
03:39:48 Probably
03:39:49 a hashtag ones Joe, Joe Budden or Royce.
03:39:52 The five nine.
03:39:56 I don't know any of those was that.
03:39:58 I've only seen a handful of artists live.
03:40:00 A rap, DMX, NAS, Jay-Z, Eminem,
03:40:04 both of them combo concerts, which were fucking great.
03:40:08 And then
03:40:10 what was the other oddball one?
03:40:12 And I just did a lip smack DMX.
03:40:16 I already said that.
03:40:16 So DMX, NAS in the same concert met DMX.
03:40:19 Don't don't don't trust NAS the same as little Nasser's at different.
03:40:23 No no way different okay.
03:40:25 I just I can't wait for it.
03:40:28 That's the do the fucks the devil, right? Yeah.
03:40:30 I'm sorry, I don't really know.
03:40:32 NAS is the dude from from Queens, New York that
03:40:35 if I knew the world, like, I just wanted to be sure I want to.
03:40:39 I'm like, you went to a little NAS is what I heard in my head.
03:40:41 You know, I got to make sure I could see.
03:40:44 No, that's what's fucked up. Yeah.
03:40:45 And I think that's what he was going for
03:40:46 when he name himself that is that, disassociation.
03:40:51 Here's the association through disassociation.
03:40:53 The one you mentioned. The guy was doing the bass.
03:40:55 He was talking about rock. Yeah,
03:40:57 yeah, but he said he his.
03:40:59 I don't understand because the kid quoted the kid, said Roger waters,
03:41:03 the guy who was doing the bass. When they finally finished their tour.
03:41:05 They make, they make wish You Were Here, which is like, you can't top Darkside.
03:41:10 But that album is about as close as you can get to topping it.
03:41:13 And then they do really good with that one too.
03:41:16 Sort of towards the end of it, Roger waters, the guy that was doing the bass.
03:41:19 So he's doing it.
03:41:21 He's he's explaining to the left.
03:41:23 Yeah, I've heard Roger waters, I've heard of Roger waters.
03:41:27 I know who Roger waters is.
03:41:28 I would I don't know, he's the bass player.
03:41:30 I don't fucking know that because he did his own solo shit after the fact.
03:41:34 Right. So I didn't know Pink Floyd, like, I don't I'm not, I'm not.
03:41:36 I don't have a Pink Floyd boner.
03:41:38 Can I listen to their music and kind of go, smoke some weed
03:41:41 and listen to some, some trans, you know, hold on, hang on.
03:41:44 I got the chalk pink.
03:41:46 But I don't hate Pink Floyd.
03:41:48 I don't hate Floyd voice in my head.
03:41:50 I just don't sit there and go, I have a boner for them.
03:41:52 I love Jay-Z, but that's because I grew up with Jay-Z.
03:41:55 That's the thing.
03:41:55 Them that's I think that's my argument there.
03:41:58 So I, I can talk about Jay-Z's career because I grew up with Jay-Z's career.
03:42:02 I lived with Jay-Z's career.
03:42:04 I like Jay-Z's career, was kind of part of my life
03:42:06 because I followed him as his career grew, grew to follow something
03:42:10 before you like, you don't have that same assimilation.
03:42:14 I could say that, oh, hey, you're a nerd for Jay-Z.
03:42:16 And it's like, sure,
03:42:18 but I kind of grew up following him, so it wasn't necessarily a nerd ism.
03:42:22 It was more of a curiosity from a child that then it's like,
03:42:26 oh, you're a nerd for video games.
03:42:28 It's like, well, no, I played them as a child.
03:42:29 And so I like playing nostalgic video games.
03:42:31 Now as an as an adult.
03:42:33 Well, they do remakes and shit.
03:42:35 Like, unfortunately, that's their fucking wheelhouse nowadays.
03:42:38 And goddamn, do they have me,
03:42:40 like,
03:42:42 don't give me and raped by a
03:42:44 Osama bin laden type deal.
03:42:46 There's a comment I cannot see.
03:42:48 It doesn't want you to show it.
03:42:49 Maybe the person deleted it.
03:42:50 And so it's like in it's.
03:42:53 I'm so disappointed.
03:42:56 Like she like the comment I was laughing at the kid for calling him
03:42:59 the guy who played the bass, but I that's how the kids understand the context.
03:43:02 Yeah, he only saw it.
03:43:03 But no, it's not out of context because it's in it's in context in the clip.
03:43:06 The the person is taking it out of context because he's a dipshit, right, dipshit?
03:43:11 Most commenters are dipshit.
03:43:13 Agreed.
03:43:14 I don't know, I comment.
03:43:17 On in my.
03:43:23 Beat up but oh
03:43:26 yeah.
03:43:26 So unfortunately I don't have I've been,
03:43:30 which is been fine.
03:43:31 What's about the house?
03:43:32 We need the house report, so we should do this old this new home.
03:43:35 Oh. You know.
03:43:36 Yeah, because the asshole yelled about the burning shit, which is kind of bullshit
03:43:39 because he kept bringing it up about, you can't burn leaves, camp or leaves.
03:43:43 And it does say you can't burn leaves,
03:43:44 but that what was causing the smoke was not leaves.
03:43:47 It was actually bark.
03:43:49 And rotting a large, rotting piece of wood
03:43:52 like a wet, moist, and somebody who owns a home and lives in a neighborhood.
03:43:56 It doesn't mean don't burn leaves.
03:43:58 It means don't make a bunch of smoke, dumb ass. No.
03:44:01 Yeah, no, I apologize.
03:44:03 I didn't realize how much smoke he was making
03:44:04 because we were hanging out back all day.
03:44:06 We I do this. There was.
03:44:07 I throw a bunch of shit. I mean, I do it once a year.
03:44:09 I just. I'll just do it at night. I'll just do it at night.
03:44:11 From now on, we cut up a bunch of trees all the time.
03:44:15 I my.
03:44:16 No. It's one thing from having a fire.
03:44:18 It was just causing excess smoke because of just the nature of what the.
03:44:23 It was just.
03:44:23 I highly recommend getting your fire permit because it's free in my city.
03:44:27 I just have to. I don't even know what that means.
03:44:28 Fire pit. What does that even mean?
03:44:30 Fire permit?
03:44:32 What does that even mean?
03:44:33 Anyone's permitted to have a four and a half?
03:44:35 No, not unless you live up north.
03:44:36 I don't know where you moved to, but if you live in a city.
03:44:38 If you live in city limits, typically.
03:44:40 No. Oh, no, it said it said that you can't have a fire higher than two feet.
03:44:43 And I told my girlfriend,
03:44:44 much like the fucking Trump situation with the with the flag,
03:44:48 I'm like, well, can I just dig a hole that's like four feet deep
03:44:52 and then have a fire that's, you know, I think six feet that way.
03:44:56 It's two feet. Yeah.
03:44:57 If I was the fire marshal, I would yeah, that would be okay.
03:45:01 And then also it's like, okay, well it's a fire pit.
03:45:03 I just got to get one of them fire rings.
03:45:04 And just wherever I decide to have a fire,
03:45:06 I'll just throw a ring around it and call it. Yeah, that's the pit.
03:45:08 Exactly. Go to ask. Get the good one. Don't know the people.
03:45:11 The people get a fire pit. Don't fuck with that.
03:45:13 Get a ring. Yep.
03:45:14 The house was in.
03:45:15 It was in a probate court situation because, allegedly from what
03:45:19 we were told, is, this person's sister had taken someone
03:45:23 with dementia, her brother
03:45:25 with dementia out of a nursing home, and was able to coax him to sign papers
03:45:29 and somehow got a bank to believe whatever, and bought this house.
03:45:33 And then, the the sister, the other sister got wind of this,
03:45:38 and there was a lawyer that was so,
03:45:42 the house had not been, kind of assessed the property.
03:45:46 There was like a bunch of
03:45:47 which was a great thing because it was a deterrent for buyers,
03:45:51 which allowed us to come in and sweep it without any under any other offers
03:45:55 on the table.
03:45:59 And so I did we did that with our house,
03:46:02 put an offer before it, even one on the market bought it there.
03:46:05 Like you're paying a little bit more.
03:46:06 We like to do them are the way the market is.
03:46:09 We we've we we did exactly what they were offering
03:46:12 and they, they bought it at the time for a 375,
03:46:17 a year ago
03:46:21 or I guess over over a year ago.
03:46:23 No, but,
03:46:28 I don't know, it's a quick market and we just wanted
03:46:30 to get in something in the backyard is, is is one of a kind.
03:46:34 It's the largest.
03:46:35 It's got a disc golf basket out there yet.
03:46:38 Yeah, I do, I,
03:46:40 want to get more you guys, but,
03:46:44 nothing, I just it's great.
03:46:45 I got I got some great lines.
03:46:46 Yeah. It's all you really need is two.
03:46:49 Yeah. All you need is. Yeah.
03:46:50 No, I got one right now.
03:46:51 I got another one up on up north
03:46:54 that I want to grab, but I want to, I want to buy.
03:46:57 The one I have up north is the price on baskets have gone up remarkably.
03:47:03 The one I bought is the one that freaking, the one that Stefan hit me too,
03:47:08 which was the DB5, which is one he had, but yellow.
03:47:12 No, it was just all.
03:47:13 It was just all galvanized steel with nothing like it.
03:47:16 Didn't have that big bar stock on the top.
03:47:18 It had the regular metal mesh, like so it seems pretty easy to make.
03:47:23 No, I can yeah.
03:47:24 No, you need a bender and you need all the measurements and shit.
03:47:27 It's it's hard to.
03:47:28 Yeah, it's hard to make that circle.
03:47:31 It's hard to make that perfect circle. It's.
03:47:33 I'd rather just pay somebody else to do it, because, honestly, the cost of metal
03:47:39 is is,
03:47:41 Yeah. It's just not worth it, to be honest.
03:47:43 It's it's it's probably better.
03:47:46 Just pay for it.
03:47:47 Fuck it.
03:47:48 But, yeah, I can get up to, like, 400 bucks.
03:47:50 I remember paying about 200 to 250 for the one I have,
03:47:54 which was the same one Stephan had.
03:47:57 Except mine was able to kind of break down and come apart
03:48:00 and kind of travel, but it was the same essential setup.
03:48:03 But mine had like bracket, like little, nuts that you could
03:48:08 like wing nuts, two sets that a lot of to come apart.
03:48:11 Yeah.
03:48:12 Oh, there it is, I see it. Yes.
03:48:16 And I love that fucking basket.
03:48:18 I've got the same one I got, I've got,
03:48:21 you know, they make them little folding chairs.
03:48:24 There's, one that I bought from turd, which is, our buddy
03:48:27 who moved away and, he sold to me for, like, he bought.
03:48:31 It was like 100 or 75 bucks, and it was just one of them quick little
03:48:35 fold up ones. That.
03:48:37 And it's not bad.
03:48:38 That's what I have out there right now, which is fine for a target,
03:48:41 but I want some legitimate shit.
03:48:42 But it's unfortunate. I'm going to have to pay like
03:48:46 400 for a
03:48:47 legit basket or like maybe 200 for one.
03:48:50 That's not that great. That's like a thinner gauge.
03:48:53 Bar stock.
03:48:57 I don't know, it's kind of disappointing,
03:48:59 but I do want at least two baskets, maybe three.
03:49:03 But yeah, I've got some pretty good lines.
03:49:05 There was some deer in the back there.
03:49:07 The one morning.
03:49:08 Do you live in the city limits or can you fire a firearm in your backyard?
03:49:13 I don't think I can fire a firearm in my backyard,
03:49:16 but I've considered taking up,
03:49:20 some archery of some sort.
03:49:23 I it's a lot quieter.
03:49:25 It's also safer, lesser distance when it comes to the projectile.
03:49:30 Range when it, how far it travels.
03:49:33 If it if there's a mess,
03:49:36 and then also, just my, my general thing was, bow fishing
03:49:42 because it Cabela's they've got, like, the fucking crossbow
03:49:44 like fishing rod shit and it's like that's that seems kind of interesting.
03:49:47 Like, I kind of would.
03:49:49 I just don't know where
03:49:52 where the best place to do that is.
03:49:55 Is it River?
03:49:56 Like, I just need to do more research on
03:49:59 if that's river, if that's lake like like, sure.
03:50:02 I've been up north and we can see fish in the lake, but, to know what they are,
03:50:08 find them and then have them near the surface to where the water is clear.
03:50:12 So I don't know.
03:50:13 I think that's more I think, yeah. Yeah.
03:50:15 I think it's more of a river thing in my opinion.
03:50:17 Spear fishing and just throw it in there.
03:50:20 Sure. But it's essentially the same thing.
03:50:23 But it's a, it's a bow, but it's got a real on it.
03:50:26 So you can kind of like reel it, reel it in.
03:50:29 Once you,
03:50:32 Fuck that.
03:50:32 I'm going to Costco.
03:50:34 I got the salmon.
03:50:35 Yeah, I'm going to go to Costco too.
03:50:37 But if I'm living near a lake, I'm
03:50:38 going to at least, like, want to know how to fish said all that,
03:50:41 all I heard was bending metal instead of buying a basket,
03:50:45 I do, I fucking, I hate fishing, I like going fishing, but I hate fishing.
03:50:50 That makes sense.
03:50:51 Invite me on your boat. Let's go hang out.
03:50:54 We do not need to put reels in the water. It's.
03:50:56 I mean, I will, but I want to catch fish so I can, like, eat them.
03:51:02 I want to, like, just
03:51:05 have learned that just kind of hone that skill a bit.
03:51:08 Just being in Michigan, having all this great,
03:51:12 you know, just in case something happens, I don't know.
03:51:16 I'm sure you can you can just trap, like,
03:51:19 I don't know, squirrels or rabbits and shit.
03:51:21 All day.
03:51:23 Fish are dumb.
03:51:24 They're easier. They should be easier to catch in.
03:51:26 They're much better.
03:51:27 Two things I know in my protein.
03:51:30 Just in my own yard, I could live off of squirrels.
03:51:32 And more importantly, if you dig around trees,
03:51:36 you can live off of, What the fuck are those bugs?
03:51:39 All right, the cicadas. You can live off cicadas.
03:51:42 They're all over Michigan.
03:51:44 I went to my fucking.
03:51:45 I said to my parents house and I'm walking up the fucking little walk together.
03:51:50 Have fish for the record, and chicken.
03:51:51 And I'm going in there and I'm going.
03:51:53 I'm walking up there, little porch, cement porch, stoop, whatever.
03:51:58 And there's a fucking squirrel in there porch.
03:52:00 And normally, like, a squirrel would just kind of like
03:52:02 see a human and just, you know, run to the nearest whatever
03:52:05 the fucker, like, kind of jumps down
03:52:07 and it kind of like is it comes towards me and is like looking at me
03:52:11 and it walks around the one pillar
03:52:13 and it's kind of looking around the pillar and it starts coming towards me
03:52:16 and I kind of back up and it's like following me
03:52:19 and I'm like backing up and it's still following me.
03:52:21 It it was like it was like pressing me and I'm like, I'm like, what the fuck, dude?
03:52:26 I'm like, you want?
03:52:27 And finally I kind of backed up enough.
03:52:29 And then it went away.
03:52:30 And then I went into my parents house and it was just really weird.
03:52:33 I've never had a, a squirrel
03:52:36 unless somebody is feeding them, in the neighborhood.
03:52:38 Stefan with this is a, like a couple times we met, and Stefan,
03:52:42 he used to sit out and smoke wherever he lived.
03:52:44 He had the house and the apartment in both places.
03:52:46 He would buy giant bags of fucking peanuts.
03:52:49 Shell, you know, with the shell in peanut
03:52:52 and just check them out and then, like, in a couple of days
03:52:54 or weeks by the time I went over there, he's like, check this out, dude,
03:52:57 you just holds a peanut.
03:52:58 He puts it on his fucking
03:53:01 in the squirrels coming right up to him and fucking
03:53:03 got all these trained squirrels, dude.
03:53:05 I'm like, what the fuck?
03:53:07 And then we were at, I was at college, I was at my kid's college.
03:53:10 And they're like, dude, the squirrels are different here
03:53:12 because there's so many people, they don't give a fuck.
03:53:13 And I was like, whatever.
03:53:14 And then I was sitting on his porch
03:53:15 and a chipmunk came and I was like, oh, look, it's not a squirrel.
03:53:17 It's a chipmunk. That's even cuter, right?
03:53:19 And I remember I was the only one there. Everyone else left.
03:53:21 I went out to smoke,
03:53:22 and I'm sitting on the porch, on the stoop, literally in the attic.
03:53:25 I'm like, oh, little cute squirrel.
03:53:26 And I like, come here, squirrel.
03:53:28 And then I could see by the look on his eyes like the same thing you said.
03:53:31 I was like, something is wrong.
03:53:32 And the squirrel came up, knew it was between my legs where I couldn't see it.
03:53:36 It disappeared into my crotch, not into it, but like under me.
03:53:39 I had to jump up.
03:53:40 I was like, what are we doing here?
03:53:41 What are we doing? Race.
03:53:43 At first it was like, oh, this is fun.
03:53:45 And then it's like, wait, what the fuck? Score up here.
03:53:46 Like you're about to attack me because I know that things are neurotic,
03:53:50 and if they cling to some shit, they're going to cling to you.
03:53:53 It's like, I don't know what you want from me.
03:53:54 I just want to go into the fucking house.
03:53:56 So you're supposed to run away by now?
03:53:58 Another time, I took my mom to the doctor and I went next door
03:54:01 because I got to wait there for an hour, and there was an Arby's next door.
03:54:03 So I grab two sandwiches.
03:54:04 I'm eating them outside the car, and there was a squirrel.
03:54:07 I did the same thing. I'm like a squirrel when I have lunch.
03:54:10 And the fucking thing was like, yeah, it came right to my feet.
03:54:12 And I was like, wait, I was joking. I'm not going to feed you.
03:54:14 I don't I can't stand on it.
03:54:15 Humans feed animals because it's not good for the animal.
03:54:18 So like, sorry, I was joking.
03:54:19 I don't know who fed you, but I'm not feeding you. And.
03:54:21 And when I said that, it climbed up the tree.
03:54:23 There's like a little tree between the two parking places, you know, in the little.
03:54:26 And it was right there, dude.
03:54:28 And suddenly I'm like,
03:54:28 when a squirrel is at your face level, it's a whole nother type of intimidation.
03:54:33 I'm like, sweet, I won.
03:54:34 And the one thing I had lunch with the squirrel, on the other hand,
03:54:37 I didn't want to have lunch with the squirrel.
03:54:40 Yeah, so that's funny too.
03:54:41 So we got two big, acorn trees.
03:54:44 And that's what some of it was burning, too. So we're not.
03:54:46 We were burning leaves or burning acorns cut that fucker down.
03:54:50 And there's one that's called. Is
03:54:53 debris, man.
03:54:54 Cut that shit down.
03:54:56 That's it.
03:54:57 We have to cut one down because it's close to it.
03:54:59 Close to the house where the power lines are going to
03:55:01 the house is something like major, but I just want to get rid of it.
03:55:04 Mulberry trees.
03:55:05 Fucking anything with nuts. Walnut trees?
03:55:07 No, but it was there was there was this fucking squirrel that was like squawking.
03:55:14 It was up in the tree, but it was like at it was angling towards her fucking dog.
03:55:19 It was this little fucking 9 pound dog. And it was like,
03:55:23 I've never heard a squirrel make this noise.
03:55:25 It was a constant.
03:55:26 It was. I don't know if it was like, get away from my shit.
03:55:29 Like, this is my property. What the fuck, dog?
03:55:32 The dog was just there. You guys just moved, right?
03:55:34 It was the first time she's been out there since we've mowed the lawn and it's.
03:55:38 Yeah, she's been there several times,
03:55:40 but the last several times it's been at night.
03:55:42 But yeah, since the lawns been mowed and it was during the day,
03:55:45 and it was a nice day.
03:55:46 Yeah. The dog was kind of free range.
03:55:48 Squirrels probably think that dog's a giant squirrel
03:55:50 on the food sources and limited, right?
03:55:52 Yeah. It's like, okay, fuck you dog.
03:55:53 I heard some shit over there, motherfucker.
03:55:56 And did you know what it was like? I thought it was the weirdest shit.
03:55:58 Squirrels do not hide nuts.
03:55:59 They have no idea where the nuts are.
03:56:02 They just all they ivory squirrel just buries them.
03:56:04 And every other day, just, like, everywhere. Everywhere.
03:56:07 Yeah, they're very neurotic. They're like.
03:56:09 They're very weird when it comes to, like, they're, they're nervous rats.
03:56:13 You know, if you look at them real close, they're rats with fluffy tails.
03:56:17 Yeah.
03:56:18 If you were to strip the tail like fluffy tails,
03:56:21 we'd be we'd be have bounties on their heads like we do
03:56:25 the city.
03:56:25 I work in, the city I grew up in, even Detroit,
03:56:28 I think, still has a ten cent bounty on every rat head.
03:56:30 If you're ever really broke, you can go catch rats for a dime apiece.
03:56:33 Really?
03:56:34 Yep. City pay, I think, I think collecting bottles is, Yeah.
03:56:40 Right. Yeah.
03:56:40 It's easier way.
03:56:41 Well, but you find more rats probably than you can bottles at some.
03:56:46 Or there's more competition for the bottles in the rats.
03:56:50 Yeah.
03:56:53 Yeah.
03:56:53 We went through everything and got it all.
03:56:58 Yeah.
03:57:00 The next week I was, next week is Halloween themed.
03:57:03 Somehow I'm going to dress up. I'm sure.
03:57:07 I'm not exactly sure what's going on.
03:57:11 You to to big to dress up, to just have dressing up after.
03:57:14 You know, I've just been busy as fuck.
03:57:15 Motherfucker.
03:57:17 Yeah. The house, the one. The one bedroom was pink.
03:57:19 The other bedroom was purple.
03:57:21 The ones now light gray.
03:57:22 The other is dark gray.
03:57:23 We we we clean the floor.
03:57:25 The nice thing to work so you can fucking relax.
03:57:29 Yeah. Kind of, I kind of.
03:57:31 I was looking forward to coming here and not being being forced to be away
03:57:36 so I can fucking like my body can, like sobbing sore
03:57:40 so I can go back in and then be sore again.
03:57:44 I remember to though, the house is going to be there.
03:57:45 If you moved in, you got a 30 year or 20 year mortgage.
03:57:47 You got all the time in the world.
03:57:49 There's no rush. Yeah, but I got to get all my shit.
03:57:51 Even though my cousins own it.
03:57:53 I've got a I already talked to him too, but he's like,
03:57:55 if you need more time, that's not a big deal.
03:57:56 But in my head I'm like, now, if I go in November, I'm paying you rent.
03:57:59 I'm not like,
03:58:01 I'd rather not going
03:58:02 to November so I can save,
03:58:05 that month rent. But.
03:58:09 Yeah,
03:58:11 but it's a quick turnaround for the apartment anyway.
03:58:13 But because
03:58:14 there was new carpet before I got in there and I had big ass rugs, I put them.
03:58:18 You're working on both properties?
03:58:20 Well, no, I'm.
03:58:21 I'm getting everything out of the apartment
03:58:23 and moving it over there, but at the same time, also cleaning floors
03:58:26 and painting and putting up light and the new light fixture.
03:58:29 And because you care about, cleaning the backyard.
03:58:32 Related. You said or something like that.
03:58:35 Yes or no. I just don't want to, like, be that guy.
03:58:37 Number one.
03:58:38 Number two.
03:58:38 I can I can always get away with it because it's painting generally.
03:58:44 But you're painting is way easier than cleaning.
03:58:47 It's,
03:58:49 they're both a pain in the ass
03:58:51 now because you do the, cleaning, cleaning and cleaning for days, and you're like.
03:58:55 And you end up painting anyways.
03:58:56 Usually
03:58:57 if you get the right paint, you can paint right over all the dirt.
03:59:00 Yes or no?
03:59:02 I'm just kind of, I don't know, I just want a fresh everything.
03:59:05 And so literally the whole bathroom, I just like, I just sprayed in bleach.
03:59:09 I just sprayed bleach shit everywhere. Let it sit.
03:59:11 And then we went back in, like two days later and then, like, cleaned more.
03:59:14 And then I said, we still have to clean the floor and
03:59:18 the other part of the shower.
03:59:22 Fuck.
03:59:25 Yeah, I love on in my home,
03:59:26 but I fucking hate I, I love the house.
03:59:30 It's a great property and a new roof.
03:59:32 Now that's going to be another.
03:59:34 Yeah.
03:59:34 So the the roof was, new and the roof is like five years old.
03:59:38 My roof is good. When I moved in.
03:59:40 But that was 20 years ago. Yeah.
03:59:44 I should have done it this year.
03:59:45 But now it's fucking fall.
03:59:47 I don't think I want to do it.
03:59:49 I'll wait next.
03:59:49 No, we gotta go.
03:59:50 There's, the one the garage.
03:59:52 Seems like the gutter kind of sags a bit, or the roofing
03:59:56 is kind of sag, but, my girlfriend's brother's, a,
04:00:02 I don't know, jack of all when it comes to that shit.
04:00:04 I don't know what you call it.
04:00:05 Yeah.
04:00:06 Contractor, handyman, whatever he does, house repairs,
04:00:09 he does, inspections and all kinds of shit.
04:00:13 So he's going to come look at, the property
04:00:17 when he's here in a week or two and just kind of,
04:00:21 give us an assessment on what we should do, what's what's the most important shit
04:00:26 to get done, and, and then some stuff that he could potentially do for us.
04:00:30 But he's pretty booked up.
04:00:31 But that would be shit that he would kind of kick down.
04:00:33 We would kick down the road a bit.
04:00:35 But would you say he's a master of all trades or a jack master?
04:00:40 He's a jack of all trades recipes.
04:00:42 Jack master, how did you do?
04:00:44 Jack master I think he came back to.
04:00:46 I love how you came back full circle.
04:00:48 He bumped his.
04:00:49 We do on the radio show. He bumped his head.
04:00:52 Which is weird because, he bumped his head.
04:00:54 Our, fucking bob staggered or.
04:00:57 No. Do you? Yeah.
04:00:57 Didn't this dude bump his head to Liam Payne, the guy from One Direction?
04:01:01 Did he just fall out of a fucking window? No, no.
04:01:03 So I was just.
04:01:04 I was just listening to some shit, during my podcast
04:01:07 or talking of that, Payne died after falling no lower.
04:01:11 Yeah.
04:01:11 So he was he was on some
04:01:14 he was struggling from, not being as famous
04:01:19 as the other, the main guy, Harry styles from One Direction.
04:01:23 And so
04:01:25 Fletch rants live
04:01:26 this week we will be doing drugs, right.
04:01:29 So his career wasn't doing that great.
04:01:32 He was heavily into drugs,
04:01:35 was on some type of hallucinogen.
04:01:38 They said that when he fell from the balcony, that he fell with
04:01:41 a, like, a bottle of whiskey or some shit, like it was still with him.
04:01:45 So it may have been an accident, may have been a suicide,
04:01:49 but it was definitely, doing too much drugs because,
04:01:54 he had way too much money, way too young, and didn't know what to do with himself.
04:01:58 Thereafter, once the fame went away.
04:02:02 And, like,
04:02:02 it's weird because people like you and I have never felt that rush of fame.
04:02:06 So when we look at, like when we look at fifth, I think it was like 55 million.
04:02:10 They were saying,
04:02:11 when when we look at 55 million, we're like, yeah, give me 55 million.
04:02:15 Like, I will gladly do nothing for the rest of my life.
04:02:18 I'll have all kinds of hobbies and I'll, like, have little businesses and shit.
04:02:22 When you have just this, this rush of, like,
04:02:26 I guess, music, fame, and then that gets kind of taken away, you know?
04:02:29 Yeah.
04:02:29 I guess you don't feel like you're anyone anymore
04:02:31 because you don't have that, like that. Same.
04:02:34 There are some
04:02:34 people that that gladly fall away from that.
04:02:38 And there are some people that, end up falling off of that
04:02:40 because they want to see that guy, that big hair that you.
04:02:44 That's that's me.
04:02:45 Well, I'm about to urinate.
04:02:46 Are you playing this right now?
04:02:47 No, I'm not playing. I just want I just wanted to show the picture there.
04:02:50 You got to play it. No, you're right. You're playing it right up.
04:02:52 I'm left.
04:02:54 It's Tim on the left.
04:02:55 And that's, Jeff Bauman on the right
04:02:58 playing him today.
04:03:00 Brett.
04:03:03 I don't think this is this a teaser
04:03:04 for next week?
04:03:09 Basket case, are you playing,
04:03:10 the Green Day song?
04:03:15 Here's the basket case.
04:03:16 Oh. I, I mean, I'm, I'm I'm also.
04:03:21 There's nobody else of this, so. Yeah. Yeah.
04:03:25 Oh, yeah,
04:03:27 I thought I have video I actually so you can,
04:03:29 you can play the song I would a person and still listen to your music.
04:03:33 I don't want to play it I I'll rip it off
04:03:35 if I put it on the internet.
04:03:39 So I wanted to ask you if you knew who the the rapper
04:03:42 K a.k.a is American rapper, record producer.
04:03:47 Rest in peace.
04:03:49 Breaking news.
04:03:50 He died.
04:03:54 That's, incredible radio.
04:03:57 This is perfect.
04:03:59 I mute it, but.
04:04:02 That's a 39 year old piston there.
04:04:04 That's high pressure and lots of volume.
04:04:07 You know what though?
04:04:08 What you didn't see is he grabbed a big cup of water.
04:04:10 Oh, wait.
04:04:11 You know what?
04:04:11 He's also in a hotel, so it's a big, empty, hollow fucking bathroom.
04:04:14 There's a lot of echo.
04:04:18 But I'm pretty sure I cry.
04:04:19 Shenanigans.
04:04:20 I'm pretty sure you took a cup of water in there with you.
04:04:28 You know what?
04:04:28 What you were saying about, What you you saying about I about about I stealing.
04:04:34 You're like, that's a thing, right?
04:04:36 Yeah. So I'm convinced. Remember that song, how it went off? It did.
04:04:39 Well, why don't why don't I companies why don't I.
04:04:42 Companies.
04:04:43 Oh everyone part of their profits.
04:04:54 So how can I, how can I a listen on
04:04:58 August 1st every music label combined and do a conglomerate or whatever.
04:05:01 And they're suing pseudo on YouTube which are the two I music things
04:05:06 they're saying.
04:05:06 Listen, you trained your fucking beast on our
04:05:11 library without us or the artist
04:05:14 and they're like, yep, it's a new world, bitch.
04:05:17 What are you going to do about it?
04:05:19 Will you sue?
04:05:20 Will they did they are they are they sued?
04:05:22 Now what's weird is there has been no innovation.
04:05:26 All these updates of this I were jamming every day.
04:05:29 There was some new crazy update.
04:05:30 And then in June and August.
04:05:32 So they stopped.
04:05:35 So I think they made a settlement.
04:05:36 They're like, stop releasing shit, let's figure this out.
04:05:38 But that reminds me.
04:05:39 So I kind of want to ask, I don't know if you have any insight
04:05:42 on this or not, but like what was all of a sudden?
04:05:45 Because like, obviously computer learning has been computer learning like this.
04:05:49 There's this idea of of pulling the internet and like taking
04:05:55 the average of what people are saying and going, this is what it is.
04:05:58 It's not a new idea.
04:05:59 What was the catalyst that that introduced this AI situation?
04:06:04 Like, I don't understand why this came out of nowhere.
04:06:06 That seems kind of like it should have been done a long time ago.
04:06:08 So I don't know.
04:06:09 My apps, the things I use always scrape the internet
04:06:12 like if I want to watch a movie.
04:06:13 Yeah, well, if you do a Google search, it's the suggestions like, yeah.
04:06:18 What made it better? Go search.
04:06:19 You find something I'm saying
04:06:20 now I have an app that I can click on a movie thumbnail
04:06:23 and it'll automatically do all that shit for you.
04:06:25 It'll scrape the internet, find somebody who shared that video and play it all.
04:06:29 Why is that become just because of Speed's?
04:06:32 The speeds that things can go nowadays or what?
04:06:35 I have no idea.
04:06:37 This is all algorithm.
04:06:38 You would think that you would just be able to program.
04:06:39 Hey, look at this data and tell me what, like, make sense of it, right?
04:06:45 I, I do, what sounds like this, it has something to do
04:06:49 with wanting to predict the future, I think, like, just like I said before,
04:06:53 it's all AI is, is really is a fancy autocomplete.
04:06:56 Instead of just trying to figure out what's the word.
04:06:58 That was the catalyst
04:06:59 that made that that what it is right now versus what it's been like.
04:07:03 It seems like there's been
04:07:04 no major advancement in any other realm, other than all of a sudden this weird
04:07:09 algorithm I do, they've had they've had laying around for a long time.
04:07:12 I think there was a sudden loss
04:07:14 and a bunch of influx of money, and they all said, fuck integrity.
04:07:17 And then they all started stealing.
04:07:18 At that point when there was money involved,
04:07:19 and there was a huge race riots over
04:07:21 just the early days of like, this is the Napster of it, right?
04:07:24 We're in the we're in the Wild West. Yep.
04:07:27 And they certainly are in it.
04:07:28 There's such a race just to get the investors
04:07:30 that a lot of them are lying. They've been caught. Remember that.
04:07:32 There's like a thing they're pulling they're pulling information from anywhere
04:07:35 because so if the music industry as a as a say like people like you and I do
04:07:40 because you and I are, or even just commenting on things,
04:07:43 putting our opinion out there and there are essentially assessing
04:07:47 what the common folk are saying.
04:07:50 Well, with this AI algorithm.
04:07:52 So people think about people that have where's my payout data?
04:07:56 I want money, I'm
04:07:59 it doesn't work that way.
04:08:00 They're taking my ideas off.
04:08:02 Yeah but still the number one.
04:08:03 So the hardest thing is not proving that they did it.
04:08:06 The hardest thing is proving what damage did you incur by them doing it.
04:08:10 That's right. Yeah.
04:08:12 You know financial.
04:08:13 My life sucks financially game.
04:08:15 I'm unhealthy and everything I wanted to I didn't financially get admitted to all.
04:08:19 That's the one plausible reason. The other reason.
04:08:22 And then they're they're safe.
04:08:24 It's it's, it's like you're the person it's made me.
04:08:29 My dick not heard.
04:08:30 Well, here's what I recommend.
04:08:31 Don't ever create something
04:08:33 in the intent of making money or getting compensated for it.
04:08:36 Otherwise you're doing it for the wrong reason.
04:08:38 Should you get compensated?
04:08:39 Yeah. Do you, do you so you don't work? Yeah.
04:08:42 You don't work at your job to get compensated, because that's what I do.
04:08:45 But that's not my creative work.
04:08:47 Like I've had people that say, why do you just put your shit out?
04:08:49 Somebody's going to steal it. I don't give a fuck.
04:08:51 I don't have to.
04:08:52 Yeah, it's not like it's yeah, it's not worth $1 million.
04:08:55 But I think even the rich people that are making all that shouldn't be the same.
04:08:57 We should be able to make any work out of any other work,
04:09:00 because then we would have so many more great works.
04:09:02 Nobody should complain about building off of it and not getting compensated.
04:09:05 It should be encouraged, not disallowed.
04:09:08 But everybody wants their money and I understand that too.
04:09:11 But it's stifling creation.
04:09:13 Nobody's allowed.
04:09:14 Like, what if you take something and somebody's
04:09:16 like, well, that's sounds like somebody else.
04:09:17 And then so it's not even allowed to be, it's always somebody else.
04:09:20 Like at some point it's always everything else has been done.
04:09:23 Well. Yeah, you're gonna do the same thing.
04:09:25 You try to make a movie, you try to write a rhyme that's already been done.
04:09:29 You're right.
04:09:31 So why?
04:09:31 We shouldn't worry about it. Fuck it.
04:09:34 I think creation would just.
04:09:35 Creation would explode if we were allowed to do anything.
04:09:38 Yeah.
04:09:40 Talk about it.
04:09:41 Yeah.
04:09:43 Yeah. Have to call it.
04:09:44 The kid's got a mullet.
04:09:46 His opinions are rubbish.
04:09:48 He sings like a but he ships out for.
04:09:51 And it's like, straight state bullshit.
04:09:52 He speaks kind of salty.
04:09:54 I think that I love him, his ship gives him nothing.
04:09:57 I could get him something.
04:09:59 As I said, don't.
04:10:00 But I feel like it's like they want me in his 40s to kiss them balls.
04:10:07 They got more hits to me. It's not a mullet.
04:10:09 I promise that. I stand for that one.
04:10:12 No. Well, yes.
04:10:13 I do not have a moment.
04:10:15 That your friend, he hurts, though.
04:10:16 He touches that.
04:10:17 He hurts them and keeps them in his word. Bad.
04:10:19 He looks like the serpent.
04:10:21 He's bald, that's for certain.
04:10:22 His thick leaves are murky.
04:10:24 He's drunk and he's fine with lip smacking and burping.
04:10:27 Rumbling that I gurgling.
04:10:29 I hope this voice person was yelling reductio ad absurdum!
04:10:32 Brant Hancock on Rogan again.
04:10:35 Gary I don't want him on your scenario.
04:10:38 It's very, very cold in this area for right bro?
04:10:41 Don't worry bro, don't even he's broken the video scenario.
04:10:45 It's a very, very cold and it's film. Levees broke.
04:10:48 I've got my, finger on the pulse.
04:10:50 I think.
04:10:54 It's true.
04:10:59 What you're gonna do.
04:11:17 I. Society.
04:11:32 So I keep going.
04:11:33 Yeah.
04:11:34 Should I stop forever?
04:11:35 Go. Whoa!
04:11:37 I don't think.
04:11:39 Holy crap.
04:11:40 He hurts that look. Anytime.
04:11:42 You know what I think it ties it together.
04:11:44 Is the, poetry serpent.
04:11:46 He's bald.
04:11:47 That's for some wholly different beat.
04:11:49 Totally different.
04:11:50 Let you be a different Keith.
04:11:52 Let's like.
04:11:53 I don't even know what they mean by that.
04:11:55 Different? No,
04:11:58 I wouldn't even know what that means.
04:11:59 Yeah,
04:12:01 there's no real, like, if any real scenario.
04:12:03 It's a very funny stereo from.
04:12:05 Let me throw that in stereo for free.
04:12:08 And rap is a lot like drums.
04:12:10 The musical stereo from there is bro be removed.
04:12:13 Yeah, I guess so, because you're hitting those same tech, those same same.
04:12:16 It's all just about cadence and rhythms.
04:12:18 It's very little about, tonality and notes and key.
04:12:22 It can be if you get there's some artistic mess to it
04:12:26 when you people nowadays there are artists that do the tonality stuff too,
04:12:29 but it's all but then it becomes singing more than rap in a sense.
04:12:33 Yeah, it's kind of like Bone Thugs,
04:12:34 but that's why, and I hate to admit this, this is my guilty pleasure.
04:12:37 I like new metal or whatever it is called, which is a very, very
04:12:40 it's fusion of basically metal and wooden.
04:12:43 Like most the would most people your age would be against that.
04:12:47 Yeah, people hate that I like that.
04:12:48 It's like, oh yeah right. Sell out.
04:12:50 That's the that's not metal pop.
04:12:52 But you know what? That's why I'm a music is personal. Fuck you.
04:12:54 I don't care what you think,
04:12:55 what I like I like what I love, I hate, I hate country music.
04:12:59 I've always hated country music, but there's newer country music
04:13:02 that sounds kind of like rock a little bit that I like that
04:13:05 people that like country music would be like, that's not country music.
04:13:09 And it's like, well, no, that that's good, though.
04:13:10 That's I, I like that it's not it doesn't mean I still like it if you fix
04:13:15 it better.
04:13:15 Wouldn't that make you a poser if you lied or faked it.
04:13:18 Just a no, it's just the cross.
04:13:19 Better cross breed a genre is. It's always going to happen.
04:13:22 I'm, you know, everything's just going to become one thing.
04:13:26 Yeah.
04:13:27 And I is going to do it.
04:13:28 It's going to be for there's going to be one fucking.
04:13:31 It's going to go doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo.
04:13:35 And everybody's going to be able to do anything over it.
04:13:37 And we're all going to be magical musicians.
04:13:39 And people are going, there's going to be one race.
04:13:41 Everyone's going to be a musician. Everyone's going to be a sports star.
04:13:44 Think about it.
04:13:45 Think about it now.
04:13:45 So like,
04:13:46 all right,
04:13:46 I don't know how to weld, but if I had a robot
04:13:48 that could weld for me, what if I had the mind to build a
04:13:50 you can have a well, robot. The world's for you.
04:13:53 But but that was my.
04:13:54 I tried to relate to something that I have no skill. And you do, but.
04:13:57 So like what if I have the imagination
04:13:58 but not the skill to weld, but suddenly I gave me the power to weld.
04:14:02 Isn't that kind of what is doing now?
04:14:04 No, that's what they do.
04:14:05 They got, they got welding robots.
04:14:07 You can literally just position in the in the position,
04:14:10 click a button, push it towards the end, click a button and it'll weld it.
04:14:14 It'll weld it for you.
04:14:15 You only have to click a button.
04:14:16 You can connect it
04:14:17 up to CNC logic robotics and have it fucking control it all for you.
04:14:21 No, but you don't.
04:14:22 No no no you don't. You don't need to program anything.
04:14:24 You just you just grab it.
04:14:26 Start here, manipulate it.
04:14:28 You click, you click a button to say that's position one.
04:14:31 You grab it, pull it over here, position two.
04:14:34 And then it'll weld from point to point and it knows how to the music
04:14:39 and AI is right now the AI or before the, the option was to learn how to play
04:14:43 piano or learn how to write and, you know, become skillful at it.
04:14:47 Now, you can just be like, I feel like something.
04:14:51 Please write a masterpiece and I'll do right?
04:14:53 Is it is a yes and no.
04:14:55 I just feel like that's so stupid because, like, you see these commercials for,
04:14:59 like, this Grammarly and stuff, it's not and you're not doing the work anymore.
04:15:04 It's doing it for you. And so everything's going to sound fake.
04:15:06 I avoid the AI should be right.
04:15:09 Sounds fake right now, but my point was, is, in the long run,
04:15:12 if somebody's creative mind who may not have the skill to play
04:15:15 the piano can suddenly come up with a masterpiece just from an idea.
04:15:18 We're going to have better music in the long run.
04:15:21 Maybe not now while we change, but I guess so.
04:15:24 But I don't know what you mean by better music,
04:15:26 but I don't even know that that matters at all.
04:15:28 I mean, I know that that doesn't matter, because music is just going to be.
04:15:30 You were talking about ghostwriters for a rap.
04:15:33 So those ghostwriter, right. For those artists, they're going to be.
04:15:35 Yeah, yeah, I think they know how to rap.
04:15:37 But they don't know how to write.
04:15:39 So they just may not have a good they might not have a good rap voice even,
04:15:42 so somebody who may not even have a good voice, may not have a good rap,
04:15:46 may not be able to write, in fact, may not have any skills that an artist needs.
04:15:50 But if they come up with some oral
04:15:51 look, you might they might have a the look either, well yeah.
04:15:55 Okay. Yeah.
04:15:56 Just just as far as music goes, they just have an idea.
04:15:59 Now I will empower them to make that idea an actual creative work of art.
04:16:04 I mean,
04:16:05 that's what like the Gorillaz, the band, the Gorillaz, they were like
04:16:09 the one dude was the lead singer from, I don't know, that band.
04:16:14 Fergie was fucking. He was the lead singer of it.
04:16:15 He was the lead singer of some other prominent band.
04:16:17 And it was just this.
04:16:18 It was it was all a cartoon band.
04:16:21 They were real artists, but they never performed live.
04:16:24 They were, their videos were all cartoon.
04:16:28 Each character was a cartoon.
04:16:29 And it was kind of like this.
04:16:31 I see fake real band.
04:16:34 Yeah, yeah.
04:16:34 Kalamazoo was a big, big song.
04:16:36 I'm sure you've heard it before. Nope.
04:16:39 You have never.
04:16:39 Sure you. I have not have we don't. Society.
04:16:42 That'd be a great. That'd be a great.
04:16:44 I thought we were doing college.
04:16:46 I wanted to, You also said peen.
04:16:48 You said peen last year was one or last year.
04:16:50 Oh, this. I did not say pain. You did? Yeah.
04:16:54 Because you were talking about, We're not.
04:16:55 We discussed the pain.
04:16:57 No, it was just. No, pain is not.
04:16:59 It's a different we is. It is.
04:17:02 It gives you a nickname.
04:17:04 Anything that gets chosen until last minute anyway.
04:17:07 So no, we had the symbiosis and the one, the liminality.
04:17:11 We had those already picked. So.
04:17:14 Okay, I must have missed all of that because I've been to visit you often.
04:17:17 You often miss.
04:17:18 You miss that? Yeah, I have been.
04:17:20 Yeah, I try to I try to ignore that because I don't want to be hip
04:17:24 to some of the stuff, because I like to watch the videos in the kid.
04:17:27 Like any, any video that's being posted, you should record your
04:17:31 your home modeling as long as it doesn't reveal your location or anything.
04:17:35 Why would I record that? That sounds boring.
04:17:38 People like to watch that shit because they're doing it themselves.
04:17:40 I don't know because we need different segments.
04:17:42 Otherwise the show is going to get stale.
04:17:44 I can think of another reason.
04:17:45 If you want.
04:17:48 It maybe I haven't I haven't been there, during the show yet.
04:17:51 So, potentially next week.
04:17:53 I've got Wi-Fi there, gig speed.
04:17:55 So, that's fucking great.
04:17:57 Can't wait to see that.
04:17:58 It's got to be better than your other was.
04:18:01 Yeah, it was 25MB per second.
04:18:03 No, there's no way it was yours or any specific.
04:18:05 It was obviously StreamYard
04:18:07 because it was happening for all of us through the whole.
04:18:09 No, because I, I which I'm listening to other on my phone the whole time.
04:18:12 Now that it's two in the morning, there's no issue.
04:18:15 There's nobody on.
04:18:15 I've been tethering my phone the whole time, so I don't know.
04:18:18 Initially I was doing Hilton and but it sucks for some reason. But.
04:18:23 So don't you have thumbs up?
04:18:25 We only have four thumbs up, which is weird.
04:18:27 That's rude. Yeah, somebody fucked up.
04:18:28 I like that a lot.
04:18:30 The there's been a decent amount of episodes.
04:18:32 I've gotten one thumbs down, not consistent, which is great.
04:18:36 That means there's actual humans out there
04:18:38 that, are watching us that either approve or disapprove.
04:18:42 Yeah, we appreciate that.
04:18:43 Just we always say comment.
04:18:45 Oh, I do say, like, I was going to say we don't care.
04:18:47 I just see the numbers and it's like there's no one commenting
04:18:49 and nobody's liking.
04:18:50 It's like, are these people observing us or is tuning in and tuning out?
04:18:53 So I if there was someone tuning in and at least thumbs down,
04:18:57 I feel like it's a win. So, you know,
04:19:00 I think that
04:19:00 I promote the shit out of the show and I get
04:19:02 thousands of people to click on it and they go, nope.
04:19:07 And so it all depends, I guess if you impression works, is
04:19:10 our show has to be on 10% of someone's screen for like an inch of a second.
04:19:16 So it could be we could even be in a square on some,
04:19:18 you know, like see all these videos?
04:19:21 Oh, we don't have if you're on Rumble right now, there's a bunch of videos down
04:19:24 underneath, I think even more and we're in there in a preview.
04:19:26 It counts as a view
04:19:29 Down Under.
04:19:31 I don't think so.
04:19:31 I think you're a liar.
04:19:32 All right, that's I do I am a liar.
04:19:35 Everybody's a liar except people that say they're not.
04:19:38 Then they're lying.
04:19:40 That's very confusing. What did he say?
04:19:44 What did he say?
04:19:45 I don't know, he's trying to confuse us.
04:19:47 So I did the rap, I did that.
04:19:49 There's only one thing left to do.
04:19:55 And it's the pre.
04:19:57 Okay. Intro show. Radio.
04:19:58 Yeah.
04:19:58 I don't carry my word document Luke because he's so close.
04:20:04 Lady. And
04:20:06 doing it our way.
04:20:09 Pretty.
04:20:10 You may not show me and show it's pretty and draw.
04:20:15 It's there.
04:20:16 All right. Great.
04:20:18 Nice cock Brady I think it's just the right.
04:20:21 Like I got to go whack off right now.
04:20:28 Has the problem okay I have a good night.
04:20:31 Let's talk
04:20:34 about the work.
04:20:37 Yeah, I know I'm I'm hungry.
04:20:56 I assume everyone has down syndrome.
04:21:00 Okay, let's shout out my wife and three.
04:21:04 This is ridiculous.
04:21:06 It's. If we don't help.
04:21:09 Holy crap, I don't.
04:21:12 I think one in the show
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