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Family.
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The time is now ten 01P.
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Do you know where your alphabet came from?
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Hi, I'm Gary, and welcome to Fladge Rants Live.
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Today the topic is runes.
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As in.
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Elder Futhark facade for thought.
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Well, we've got some background to get to.
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Before we get to even the oldest of the runes.
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So I was watching a movie.
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It's called infinite. Now spoiler alert.
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I'm going to reveal the premise of the entire movie right now.
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So if you want to watch, infinite,
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still hear me out.
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It was about reincarnation
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and these people
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were able to remember their past lives.
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As you know, some children are reported to, remember
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some details of previous existences.
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I believe it's a bunch of hooey.
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I don't believe in reincarnation, but, perhaps the Buddhists have it correct
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and know where the rest of us are wrong. So
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I don't I don't claim to to know, but,
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it's it's one of the possibilities.
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But an interesting thing was brought
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up, and I, I keep
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trying to to fight against this thing.
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So I'm going to take a different tack this time and go,
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test the the feasibility of this.
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So I don't think it's possible
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for me to exist beyond the lifetime of this body,
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because that is me.
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That is who I identify as.
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It's me.
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And, this movie
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had, operated
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under the concept that you were born
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clean slate, wiped free of your memories.
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And, and that is consistent with what I think is going on here,
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because, you know, you're
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you're born with the clean slate and you don't know anything.
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You eventually work your way up to an adult human being.
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And you, you know, some stuff, and it's it's not much.
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Don't feel bad.
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I'm not smart either.
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Or big. Don't make people.
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So we're not intended to know everything.
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I don't think that would be as fun as it sounds.
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So. And that's,
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that's the the idea, the premise of this movie was infinite.
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In case I missed mentioning.
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I think one of the wahlbergs is in it, but regardless.
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Our heroes were,
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a small band of 5 or 6 people
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that could remember their past lives.
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And the bad guys were people
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that had so many past lives
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that they realized facing infinity, they wanted it all to end.
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So they were trying to destroy the universe.
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So our good guys, we're trying to just keep it going.
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And so they fought tooth and nail
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to try to just prevent
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total annihilation, which was the goal of the bad guys.
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And of course, you know, overcoming all odds.
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You know, the Wahlberg team pulled it off.
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But it brings to light a very interesting point.
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Now we we've got this finite, you know, stupid monkey brain.
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And we can understand some things and we can't possibly understand everything.
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And the more we do get,
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the more we realize we don't know.
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And if you were able
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to tell your future self
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some things, you'd get a leg up and that, would bring us
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to our, our newest segment, which is a leg up.
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Now, there's another new segment I'm introducing today.
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And, in case you didn't notice, there was a little Halloween theme
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because we've got some holidays coming up.
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The most, most important being Christmas.
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Did you know that Coca Cola invented Santa Claus?
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Well, that's that's coming up,
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but Halloween is first and, more important to me, I love it.
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I love getting dressed up.
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I bought a strap on, but
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correction,
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I bought a unicorn horn and it lights up.
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I should be wearing it right now. I'm an idiot.
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Well,
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I haven't gotten to ruins yet,
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but I'm getting there.
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Let's do, Well,
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as Christmas approaches, we should do, Ding!
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Fries are done.
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And that being said, this is for the ladies at work.
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These girls are dirty.
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I promised I'd do a cold read on this.
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These are random thoughts, unfiltered from the girls.
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They hated me. This says Gary's list.
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Are you ready?
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Oh my goodness. Right out of the gate.
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Sticky scissoring.
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I did Michelle Obama chop off her penis.
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Aggressive box humping.
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Do with that what you will.
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New black ones
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are better than old black ones.
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I wonder what they mean by that.
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Raw dogging life.
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Oh, see, I know this one.
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Okay, I know what Ron means.
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And it's.
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You know what?
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I've heard
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it used as taking a flight, you know.
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Do you do a intercontinental flight with no earbuds?
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Well, that is the lamest, weakest excuse of raw dogging.
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That is not.
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Well, that's how it's being used
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now, anyway.
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Under baked, gooey, raw, three way.
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Dukakis sweat.
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Yeah.
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I'm going to go with cock sweat.
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How would one suck?
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How would one suck a dude?
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How would one suck that dude?
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How would one suck a dude?
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And oh, of course the cocks get goose bumps.
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No, if you have bumps on your Wang, there's something wrong.
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Go see a doctor.
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So thank you, girls.
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Ruined.
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All of the Latin based languages share
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general, principles.
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And those are Spanish, Italian, French,
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English, however, is Germanic language.
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Germanic languages had an original alphabet,
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and that's the topic of the day.
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Our alphabet comes all the way from the Phoenicians.
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Now, the Phoenicians controlled the rim of the Mediterranean,
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and then the eastern side was their base,
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basically based out of, Lebanon.
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What we would know was Lebanon, if you remember Baalbek,
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ancient megalithic Satan in, Lebanon.
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So, there's that.
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But they gave us the, Phoenician.
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If you think you're picking up on the the root here,
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it's phonetics phonics for phonetic Phoenicians.
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And they gave us our alphabet.
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Now, just like language
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and a lot of social norms, it adapts,
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morphs, mutates and changes over time.
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What's brought to mind is the lady who had a speech impediment
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but raised children in isolation.
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So when civilization found these kids
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growing up and the the mother dead,
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they tried to communicate with these kids and they didn't understand
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what they were saying, even though they were speaking English.
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I think that's common.
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These like, it's hard to understand Scottish, Irish and Australian people.
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They're speaking English, but it's not exactly our English.
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But if we were going to
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write out our language,
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it would make more sense to use runes
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as the,
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the sounds, line up a little better.
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There were 24 original runes.
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There are 26 letters in the,
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in our current alphabet.
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So let's let's go through the history of our alphabet.
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So it went Phoenician.
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The Greeks used it, then the Russians, that's Italy.
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And then, and then it was picked up by the Latin language.
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Well, you heard me say we're a Germanic.
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We speak a Germanic language.
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Meanwhile, the Latin based languages
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French, Spanish, Italian
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are actually come
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from the same place as our alphabet.
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I do think it's interesting that alpha and beta came.
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The Greek letters alpha and beta came
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from the original Phoenician alpha, and that which were
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ox and house.
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The word alphabet means ark house.
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That's what you get when you co-mingle.
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Well, English is a hodgepodge of languages anyway, we've got
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we we've got a lot of Latin based words in, in English
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and, and,
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well, that's still important is a dead language.
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So it doesn't change the morphing, adapting and and
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and changes that that happened with a used language
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doesn't happen with Latin because no one uses it.
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I mean, except in the medical field.
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But ruins there ended up being,
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not not the Anglo-Saxon ruins that we would use for our language.
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But there ended up being 85
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ruins and all.
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Well, that I was able to find 85 of these.
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And that's.
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So it's starting to make sense to me now why we're using
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the Phoenician alphabet as opposed to
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the old runic alphabet.
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And I guess I could bring the boys in
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if we if Brady be ready to roll the clip.
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We should have saved it for number 85.
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Yes, we should have.
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Yes. Oh.
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Greetings. It is I to count.
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And it's time to answer that fascinating question.
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What is the Sesame Street number of the day?
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Let's count the bets and find out.
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That's one.
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One that
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two, two bets.
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Three.
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Three fabulous fliers.
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What? Nothing.
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Nothing happened.
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Where's the confetti?
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Where's the balloons? Is in three.
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The number of the day.
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Oh. No. Oh, what?
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Oh, we're not finished counting.
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Yes.
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Sasha, where were you, my pet?
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Oh, well, never mind.
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You're here now. Let's keep going.
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We had three bets and one more.
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Sasha. Next.
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One, two, three, four altogether.
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For that and for beauty, I mean, for beautiful bets.
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The number of the day is four.
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Oh. One.
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See, it's still here.
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One, two, three.
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Oh, no. No one told.
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Oh, I go absolutely bet on the math.
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Yeah. 134.
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No, no.
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Come back here. One oh,
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that awful beauty.
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That's fantastic.
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That was a clip that I, I just wanted to share.
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So I'm glad we, that brings me to my next interesting point.
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And, nine out of ten people that use the Arabic numerals
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don't realize we're using Arabic numerals
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because about 400.
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And then the common era,
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the, the central point of all science
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and mathematical advancements, we're coming out of.
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Baghdad, Iraq.
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So there you go.
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It's, Arabic numerals.
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We're using.
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And there are a lot of people don't even realize
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that that's the source where we're getting that particular, alphabet
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since we're on ruins today. And.
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No, no, I don't want it to be confused with, I understand it sounds similar,
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but don't confuse it with ruins.
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And I think I've got some pictures loaded for, like the Parthenon.
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Colosseum.
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Okay, there's some ruins.
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Ruins are not to be confused as ruins, which is the actual topic for the day.
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So there's ruins, boys.
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A little later
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today, we're going to have the, the kid, and he explains what he did.
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There's the other one.
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Yeah, I think that's the, that's the Parthenon.
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That other one was.
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Gosh, what was that one?
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It's got a cool name too, but,
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the kid will be featured today,
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and he shares his idea of ruins,
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and it is dumbfounding.
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I'll just leave it at that.
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I'm not going to spoil that.
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I already spoiled the infinite movie,
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but, gosh, I enjoy the incident.
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You guys see that movie?
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It was too long.
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We thought, oh, it was a like like it's still playing.
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It's infinite.
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Yeah, yeah, it is infinite.
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That is to like, are we playing?
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We're in the doors.
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German daughter, daughter.
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We don't have to.
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I don't see where we are.
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You can see where I am. Look, the captain's.
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Is the monologue done?
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You're done with the monologue again.
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I'm trying to take my mike here, so give me a minute.
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Oh, okay,
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I don't know. What did I look up?
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I don't like ranting.
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Fuck this, you guys, I look I look up ruins.
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No, I want her to take it another direction.
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I say, the afterlife is not possible.
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Okay, I'm over modulated.
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Okay.
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You get under my less modulated and I'll explain what I was getting after today.
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A lot of things morph and change through time.
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Cultural things morphing, change through time.
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We adopt things from other civilizations.
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And that's exactly what happened with our religions.
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I mentioned Buddhism because there atheistic.
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They don't have a god.
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The, the Abrahamic religions,
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however, all came from Judaism, which was a poly
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theistic religion, and they had a whole
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all myriad of gods to choose from.
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And it whittled it down and they whittle it down.
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I think it was, Baal versus Yahweh in the very end.
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And they won with this magic fire sacrifice thing.
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Yeah. Way or no way. It's. Yeah, exactly.
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We don't actually know how to pronounce Yahweh.
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They they dropped all the vowels.
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So we, we're just kind of making it up.
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But the that's as close as we can come to pronouncing it correctly.
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But that's why El Shaddai and, el Elohim
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and all these other names come up.
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But but that's true of all the ancient gods thought they
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had a dozen different names,
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and I might even be saying that two.
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It might be so.
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I don't know, but I'm. I'm saying Balrog.
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It's vowel or vowel or.
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But, Oh, I know you're you're.
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No, I'm bald,
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but, all of these things adapted and changed the
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the first monotheistic religion or Zoroastrianism.
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We borrowed the concept of heaven and hell from them.
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And monotheism.
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If your religion has morphed and changed over time,
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probably not true.
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Just saying.
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What is the Buddhist?
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What do you think Buddhists are?
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Don't have a god
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because they're closer to the truth.
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I thought they, like, worshiped, like Buddha planet.
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Somewhat.
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They also are none.
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They, like, don't hate on other religions.
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They actually writing.
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They openly accept other religions. So.
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Yeah.
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And all these religions that claim to be, religions of peace,
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I remember when all the Christians
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in Iraq were being murdered by the Muslim, you know,
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followers of a religion of peace is killing the Christians.
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And that's why we got inundated with Chaldeans.
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I'm sorry.
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I worked with a lot of Kevin,
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go to Sterling Heights right now and go shopping.
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I like Kroger.
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Yeah. Tell me about a Chaldean.
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Tell me how many Chaldeans you see,
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I should be fluent in Arabic by now, but,
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I am fluent in Arabic numerals.
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Yeah, and you got a.
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You can thank Christianity for that.
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So, you better go to church.
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Okay.
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I'm going to go thank Christianity.
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Yeah, I'm going to go get.
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I can just give it a call. I don't have to actually go to the place.
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I just call Christianity up and say, hey, thanks.
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Christianity
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for all somebody out there named Christianity is.
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Yeah.
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Oh, there it is, Chris, where are the draws?
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Draw and draw or draw?
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I didn't mean is to just completely.
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My my wings are hanging out.
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I gotta tuck my wings in.
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Oh yeah, I don't I don't really get so much of that going on.
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Oh what is this Christianity. Totally.
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It's. Oh, there it is.
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Oh that's. Oh, really?
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Oh yeah.
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Oh we missed the cutoff central time.
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So it's a lot.
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But if you if you make it a lowercase t then it fits.
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Oh did you make this up.
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How did you do that. You. This is the I generated.
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No, no it's you can contact contact Christianity today.
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Oh. Okay.
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Oh, you know what? It's got a mailbox.
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So let's just mailing a letter in contact with the entity today.
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Tomorrow.
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Okay.
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Let's contact Christianity today.
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Tomorrow.
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But I don't really mean
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to piss on everybody's religions, but I do China.
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Yeah, yeah, I do, never mind, I do I it's like saying
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I accidentally slipped and fell inside of her.
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Yeah, yeah I want to get into that too.
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Yeah.
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That's that's a girl's dirty.
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Well nobody said their notes.
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This is my notes.
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Like they wrote more than I did for this show.
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You look like a giant holding a I do a paper.
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Oh, yeah.
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This is a regular sized sheet of paper.
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We're not big, are you nice?
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No. I appreciate the girls doing that.
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I did, we did that.
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They did it.
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Can you, pull up a ding for us?
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You're done. Oh.
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What?
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Type the words into the computer.
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Yeah. It's going to get us kicked off of YouTube, so.
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Oh, okay.
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Let's do that later. That, Fox property.
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We do a chicken attack.
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Can we do please, please, please, can we do chicken us?
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Please, please, please, please.
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No, we can't do anything. I love that song.
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Come on,
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just play the chorus.
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You know, the the part.
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Okay.
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Now give me the try. Done.
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Come on.
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What the hell is that?
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I'm scared of me.
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I don't know why did you need to,
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like, use your
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coworkers as, to get you through the monologue?
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You definitely, like, hedged on that one.
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No, I did not heard them.
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Was the monologue good?
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No. Not really. No.
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He he needed to use his coworkers for a little bit
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to give him time to get through the monologue more like.
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Correct.
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But there was another.
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There was another ploy involved.
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But I don't hold people's attention.
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I'm not that interested.
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And why the why?
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I include it right off the bat.
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I've got no idea.
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Don't don't put don't put that thread or don't just don't I like kind of
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look what episode number 75 and you're going to say on the 75th.
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So yeah, I don't know if I should be doing this right.
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I shouldn't be doing a go right.
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Just.
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I'm just being nice on
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day one and anybody can have a podcast.
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Mine just happens to be this one.
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Not everyone can have a podcast.
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I want to know where the hell draw is.
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It looks like he's just.
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Wait.
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So before we do that, the, I have to.
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We have to go to some.
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Yeah, it's not that exciting.
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So what's always.
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It's the most exciting thing,
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apparently.
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Clayton, I think it's his new home.
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I think it's his name, but I'm not like, I'm not going to tell you where it is.
00:23:57
Right? Right. Okay.
00:23:59
So we can we won't we.
00:24:01
We can't play that then.
00:24:02
So instead of we're going to I mean, you can guess where I
00:24:06
oh we don't get to know.
00:24:08
And he really
00:24:09
do just he moves south and west of where he was.
00:24:13
Oh we're we weren't sure that is.
00:24:17
There's five digits in my zip code.
00:24:19
Oh okay. That narrows it down.
00:24:21
So, dude, are you completely moved
00:24:24
out of the Washington Township apartment?
00:24:27
No, no, I was there earlier, finishing packing up my clothes.
00:24:31
I got to go back tonight.
00:24:32
I was either going to do the podcast, like a hobo, because right now
00:24:37
we're just a, an air mattress and some ramen noodles.
00:24:39
They're like, for the most part, and just socks, and that's it, I know.
00:24:43
Right? You get that?
00:24:45
I need to run.
00:24:46
I need to drive back there because I need to finish cleaning up.
00:24:49
And then I'm done.
00:24:50
For the most part, tomorrow should we play Stoney one last time?
00:24:55
We can play Stoney any time.
00:24:57
Okay, let's do that.
00:24:59
Sunday.
00:25:02
I don't think I'm doing anything Sunday.
00:25:06
Oh, God.
00:25:06
Are you excited? You're getting a new truck.
00:25:08
But I'm getting an avalanche, so I can't be caught dead
00:25:12
driving it because it's the.
00:25:14
It's a real loser truck.
00:25:16
But I got a good deal, so I had to buy it.
00:25:18
I bought it. These are cool.
00:25:22
Avalanches are cool.
00:25:24
Here's the thing about all the plans.
00:25:25
The newer one or the other one.
00:25:26
Oh, the nice I got it.
00:25:28
Yeah, but those are good, though.
00:25:30
They had the nice fold up
00:25:31
like the bed did, like, ship it like my bed does, but I paid for mine.
00:25:35
Yours comes with it. Comes with it. Yeah. That's true.
00:25:37
You know what?
00:25:38
I could get a tent kit for the avalanches.
00:25:40
What's wrong with the avalanche?
00:25:41
It looks like a I was born an avalanche.
00:25:44
They're they're they're higher price when it comes to the shelving. Why?
00:25:47
And they they hold their value.
00:25:49
That's why you better.
00:25:50
Because it's 22 years old and I just bought it.
00:25:53
Is that the one that pops into a tent?
00:25:55
I think you're thinking of the Aztec, but it's the same basic.
00:25:58
It was like.
00:25:59
I mean, it's it's got a pickup bed.
00:26:01
You can do whatever you want with it.
00:26:02
I mean, this thing had a whole tent off the pickup bed.
00:26:05
It was, like, turned into a.
00:26:06
Oh, you can buy those.
00:26:07
Those are like, yeah, it's a with aftermarket.
00:26:10
I'll pull it up. No, it's not an aftermarket.
00:26:12
It came from the factory aspect.
00:26:14
You're thinking of the Aztec.
00:26:16
Okay. Well what do you what. You pull that up.
00:26:18
Let me, let me have a look here.
00:26:20
We're going to do the we're going to. Yeah.
00:26:21
Where in the world is draw. So that segment. Right.
00:26:24
We've been doing that for how long?
00:26:25
Several months. Yeah. So I'm watching crowd.
00:26:28
That's what I'm I hate to admit it to guilty pleasure.
00:26:31
Right. Yeah.
00:26:32
So this is what.
00:26:33
And I'm going to show a clip and show the floor.
00:26:34
But there's a bunch of shit on it.
00:26:36
And they got the, they got the, election live stream of the century
00:26:40
a week from tomorrow. So. Yeah. Plug.
00:26:42
We're plugging him. Not that he needs it. They got a million.
00:26:44
So who's, there's a whole segment.
00:26:47
Here's a segment. Louder.
00:26:49
No, no. It's. Go. Yeah.
00:26:51
You're kidding right there.
00:26:53
Stream. You're.
00:26:53
It's got this horrible delay we got to work with. So here we go.
00:26:55
This is this is what I happen to notice on Crowder last week
00:27:00
about oh I guess I forgot.
00:27:03
Where is Josh by the way.
00:27:05
Have we we Tim do you have him I think yeah we got him calling him right now.
00:27:09
Okay.
00:27:11
That's no way.
00:27:13
You kidding me?
00:27:14
Oh. Whoa, whoa.
00:27:18
All right. Josh, where do you want to go?
00:27:19
You copyright infringement.
00:27:21
Even though we're infringing on a copy.
00:27:23
Right? You stole that. Do.
00:27:26
My fucking graphic is way better.
00:27:28
He's got such a huge budget.
00:27:30
That's both crap.
00:27:31
That's like the third thing in, like, just a couple of months that.
00:27:34
We kidding me? It's my.
00:27:36
We got better production value.
00:27:37
What's weird is we don't have any viewers, so I don't know how.
00:27:40
Who's watching to steal it. I put a spinning world.
00:27:42
I took a spinning world gif
00:27:44
and I shoved it there with the fourth part of my face on it.
00:27:46
I spent a little bit of time explain it some more.
00:27:49
How does it look?
00:27:51
Better.
00:27:52
Better?
00:27:53
Oh, do you know what you know?
00:27:56
Where in the world is draw?
00:28:00
Looks to me better.
00:28:02
I was very
00:28:05
bad right now.
00:28:07
Well, see snakes around the world.
00:28:09
Like, unless you know that.
00:28:11
I know you don't really know the context.
00:28:12
If you don't know them. And I'm just.
00:28:15
Please take for a ride on the number six China that's going back.
00:28:21
That's on me.
00:28:22
Georgia drew.
00:28:24
Yo, Georgia.
00:28:28
Oh, this is way better.
00:28:29
Holy shit.
00:28:31
We're all doing the pro.
00:28:33
So I was wondering and it's it's kind of a new segment Josh has only been on.
00:28:36
I thought, well, wow, George must have ripped it off from them. But
00:28:41
yeah, I was a fan of that television show.
00:28:43
He's new.
00:28:43
He replaced that one Detroit comedian that got kicked off.
00:28:47
Lando. Lando. Yeah. That's it.
00:28:49
So we know he didn't get kicked off.
00:28:52
He kind of was.
00:28:53
Yeah. He told the story.
00:28:54
He told the story on the Detroit Cars a couple times
00:28:56
because he's buddies with Mike Walters.
00:28:58
But he was also late a lot.
00:29:00
But anyways, I don't want to I don't want to get on to that.
00:29:03
That's we know I could see him being like, you want some?
00:29:06
I was almost late today.
00:29:07
I was playing with the dogs outside for like two minutes to attend.
00:29:12
I was setting up my makeshift set up here.
00:29:15
I had time to eat and play the drums.
00:29:16
I'm very happy today
00:29:18
and full well. That's cool.
00:29:21
I mean, what was I going to say?
00:29:22
Yeah.
00:29:22
So I mean, it's funny, I got a couple bitches with the monologue, right?
00:29:26
Oh, please.
00:29:27
So you said who I identify as is me.
00:29:33
Yeah. Right.
00:29:34
Okay. Who is who are who?
00:29:35
Who is what is it? You.
00:29:36
They're this biological organism. Yeah.
00:29:39
So you are agreeing with all of the trans ideology,
00:29:42
though, is what you're.
00:29:44
No. You just that's what you said in your monologue.
00:29:48
Oh, they cannot quote is all I identify
00:29:52
as is me.
00:29:55
Well, whatever you are is what you identify as, right?
00:29:58
So you're you're right.
00:29:59
It's aligned with your reality, biology and reality.
00:30:03
You're just whatever you are. That's what you said.
00:30:06
No. So
00:30:07
in his defense, what if what you say actually coincides and is compatible
00:30:11
with what is natural and biological, oh, compatible is of your favorite Brady.
00:30:15
Yeah. No not compatible ism.
00:30:16
So yeah the ism I be compatible is perfectly fine.
00:30:20
Compatible ism is a cop out as far as I can tell I am correct.
00:30:25
And that's what the word identity I like.
00:30:29
I am identical with me.
00:30:33
Well yeah, I was going to say what do you what?
00:30:35
I guess you just do like explain what you mean by that.
00:30:38
Who I identify it as is me is like what was. Yes.
00:30:42
So you you identify as yourself.
00:30:44
Yes, I do.
00:30:46
So what?
00:30:46
What say you?
00:30:47
What say you to someone who identifies as a,
00:30:52
a woman when they're a man, a bird when they're a toaster?
00:30:55
The wrong, dead wrong. That. So what?
00:30:58
What makes you your what makes your statement different
00:31:01
from their, I'm trying to align mine with reality.
00:31:05
What if that's to them?
00:31:06
What if they.
00:31:07
You know what happens when you try?
00:31:09
Oh, I know I stupid people.
00:31:11
I when I started gay people, I'm like you do people
00:31:15
come out of the closet I, me when gay people come out of the closet the the.
00:31:23
The type of verbiage, verbiage that's always used is, you know,
00:31:25
I get to be my I get to get to be the authentic me.
00:31:29
Like, I don't have to hide who I am.
00:31:30
You know what we were just talking about with the kid and
00:31:33
and advice and what I said, asking a few friends.
00:31:37
The gay stuff is what made you think about this? Good.
00:31:39
So many people, when they're young say,
00:31:41
you know, they give advice and they say, just be yourself.
00:31:44
That's like the stupid advice you can give to,
00:31:46
like a 12 year old, a 15 year old, eight year olds
00:31:48
trying to actually discover who they are and figure out who they are.
00:31:51
Right? Just be just be yourself.
00:31:52
Sounds like a cop out to me.
00:31:54
Yeah, that's not it.
00:31:55
Do you feel like the
00:31:56
the phrase, you know, just you do you do you think that is the same exact thing?
00:32:00
Because I feel like it's I do way better.
00:32:03
Yeah, I think it's a little better.
00:32:04
Whatever.
00:32:05
Whatever you do, just do that with confidence.
00:32:07
But even if even great advice.
00:32:09
So yeah, if you're a painter, you should paint.
00:32:11
If you're a podcaster, you should podcast, right?
00:32:14
If you're a dick, you should be a dick.
00:32:15
Whatever you are and whatever you do, you should be doing that.
00:32:19
Oh no, I am.
00:32:22
Okay. Good.
00:32:23
So the other issue I had with, like I one other one other major thing, one minor.
00:32:27
Okay. Good.
00:32:29
You said you have the what was the new segment?
00:32:31
There was a new segment called Leg Up.
00:32:33
A leg up.
00:32:34
We bless the shoulders of giants.
00:32:37
God by we reach for the stars.
00:32:38
We touch the sky.
00:32:40
Boys on the backs of giants.
00:32:42
For starters. Fire!
00:32:43
We roar. So what can we get? Much higher.
00:32:51
Yeah, I mean, what did he say?
00:32:54
I'm confused because I said, oh my God,
00:32:56
I was so high up.
00:33:01
Oh, oh.
00:33:04
I'm like, oh, give it up for us.
00:33:10
0I000.
00:33:19
So it's like I'm behind the eight ball.
00:33:21
There's a leg up or a leg up, leg up and on the knees.
00:33:25
Then, then you mentioned something about the, Venetian blinds or something.
00:33:30
Yeah.
00:33:30
The Phoenicians were, Venetian blinds.
00:33:35
Those are the ones that, like, are the thicker style or those are from Venice.
00:33:39
Those are Venetian.
00:33:40
They go up and down or left and right.
00:33:42
I'm not sure which ones are the Venetian.
00:33:44
They're the horizontal.
00:33:46
The whore.
00:33:47
Okay. The,
00:33:52
But but regardless, I,
00:33:54
I didn't even know where draw for this show was.
00:33:58
Floors, but more Venetian.
00:34:01
Let's go.
00:34:02
Is, usually, in people's windows area.
00:34:05
Lebanon and the northern part of Israel.
00:34:09
But they had control of the coastline of north, the north part of Africa.
00:34:20
Right.
00:34:20
I thought that was cool.
00:34:21
It was one of the first empires.
00:34:24
I want to introduce,
00:34:26
Doctor Roy Castle Granda.
00:34:29
He does, rise of the Emperor.
00:34:32
Empires or something.
00:34:33
Casa Granda, I believe, means big house, which is also where
00:34:39
University of Michigan plays their football, their home football games.
00:34:43
Casa Bonita.
00:34:45
Sure.
00:34:47
Oh, there is from South Park.
00:34:49
Yeah. That's him.
00:34:50
He's great.
00:34:51
He really is great.
00:34:52
He's going to be our new, Michio Kaku.
00:34:55
Or it ended up being to be our new Michio Kaku.
00:34:59
There will never be another.
00:35:00
Yeah, but we replaced him with Sabina,
00:35:03
and now we're replacing Sabina with Roy.
00:35:06
Are we?
00:35:07
Because I want I want some handsome buffer.
00:35:09
I don't know if we. We have. We have her today too.
00:35:12
She has a good one.
00:35:13
And she's not ripping on something.
00:35:15
She's praising something. It's not a rant. It's a rave,
00:35:18
is it?
00:35:19
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:35:20
Europa Clipper eating my lunch.
00:35:23
Where's my dinner?
00:35:25
Come. Come on. Right up.
00:35:27
Coming right up.
00:35:29
A dish fit for a king.
00:35:31
Your most honorable, worshipful, distinguished majesty.
00:35:36
Cornish hen allow Westchester,
00:35:40
prime rib of mutton.
00:35:42
Just with great black sauce. Bortoli.
00:35:45
Oh, I get a wine every day.
00:35:49
The same, same variety.
00:35:53
I want something different.
00:35:55
Wakes me horse and baths.
00:35:57
All right. Oh, why, I shouldn't never.
00:36:00
Yes, your gracious Royal Majesty.
00:36:03
Horse and pepper.
00:36:04
Coming right up. Yes, sir.
00:36:07
I just sent it. The right watch.
00:36:09
Horses with.
00:36:11
Yeah.
00:36:11
Your most honorable, majestic Majesty.
00:36:14
Graciousness.
00:36:15
Did you say Horsham?
00:36:17
Whoever?
00:36:19
Yes, horse.
00:36:20
And therefore I.
00:36:23
I hate that honorable, royal majestic graciousness.
00:36:28
My full heart on say, I wish I thought of this.
00:36:32
This is one of those mathematicians have
00:36:36
for the first time described a new pattern in nature.
00:36:40
Yes, I want to say that they discovered it
00:36:43
because it's been there all along, probably sipping tea.
00:36:47
Shut up and judging us for tea.
00:36:48
Oh come on, must be discover something that's been there all along.
00:36:53
That's exactly what she said with my
00:36:57
cell phone.
00:36:59
She's just mad that she didn't.
00:37:00
So I can come up with something? Yes.
00:37:01
She just got on saying that.
00:37:03
To say that she did say that.
00:37:05
Remember the design once?
00:37:07
Yeah.
00:37:08
Shape going to wash time lines earlier this year.
00:37:12
It's the first single shape that can fill a plane without leaving gaps.
00:37:17
You can now buy those US puzzle stones and I,
00:37:20
I know we covered this two months ago. Man.
00:37:23
She just bothered me with it.
00:37:25
Mathematicians have a fascination with patterns like this for spaces
00:37:31
without leaving gaps, and I gaps
00:37:35
also 2005 and we also see space.
00:37:40
So 2005 in nature, if you want to fill a plane,
00:37:43
it doesn't work with circles, but it works with hexagons.
00:37:47
You know how you fill a plane
00:37:49
tickets nice.
00:37:51
Doesn't work with pentagons,
00:37:53
but it works with triangles and there are more difficult tilings.
00:37:57
Don't repeat which we find for that looks very religious.
00:38:00
For some reason.
00:38:02
Oh no,
00:38:05
everything's religious. Just me.
00:38:07
For example, in quasi crystals, this new finding is also a tiling,
00:38:12
but one that doesn't use polygons as tiles. It.
00:38:18
Can be soft corners.
00:38:19
The edges from teams that approach each other square off
00:38:22
and then they end up parallel to each other.
00:38:25
But Halloween is on the record.
00:38:27
But then the I don't think tile has laws, which is he looks.
00:38:32
It's like you can't do this in every corner of a polygon.
00:38:35
He engaged to fill the place.
00:38:38
Oh yeah, to the point where to be thrown out.
00:38:41
You be bored.
00:38:42
So it depends on the type of polygon here. You.
00:38:45
So if he introduces her as his partner, everybody's
00:38:48
going to think he's gay, right? That's true.
00:38:51
Are you guys watching the video or just talking about something else?
00:38:54
Because they're just talking about you.
00:38:56
Have you ever seen this show before?
00:38:59
Angles for.
00:39:02
If you want to watch videos, turn on YouTube.
00:39:04
If you want it.
00:39:06
No I don't, I don't I don't I don't watch the show back after I do.
00:39:10
I'm too good for that.
00:39:11
Good to to critique my own work and make edits.
00:39:14
You know, work on things.
00:39:17
We don't we don't edit anything, a rectangular lattice, it just goes up your
00:39:23
the pyramid nature, which is what makes this so interesting.
00:39:27
For example, if you I would like to go back and check
00:39:31
my Epic of Gilgamesh heart of the only.
00:39:34
Oh, I said look out!
00:39:35
Look at your great golden,
00:39:38
the orchid of life.
00:39:40
And I think it may have been for the sneak draft
00:39:42
spot.
00:39:47
Unzipping.
00:39:50
You hear that?
00:39:52
Yeah. I thought he was American.
00:39:55
Yeah.
00:39:55
No European will drink enough American beer.
00:39:58
European?
00:39:59
Hey, if if we came from Europe, Europe?
00:40:02
Then why are there still Europeans?
00:40:04
Speaking of American beer, is it too soon?
00:40:07
Oh, no.
00:40:09
For Segway.
00:40:10
How about that for a segue?
00:40:11
Because if he he meets him, you said.
00:40:14
Didn't you say that already? He meets them.
00:40:16
Wait, that's not it.
00:40:17
Is that in.
00:40:19
Look at the wheat.
00:40:21
Look at the wheat.
00:40:22
Mango, wheat.
00:40:24
What am I? Yeah.
00:40:27
Couldn't you couldn't find the American.
00:40:28
All American I couldn't, so I put this is instead.
00:40:32
That's exactly what was going on.
00:40:34
Would you wanted to find the All American beer?
00:40:36
I looked and it is impossible to find.
00:40:39
Do you think you. Can we.
00:40:41
Oh, I got a blue.
00:40:43
You might like this. Okay.
00:40:44
Oh, yeah. Oh, no. But I've got to.
00:40:47
0000.
00:40:49
Did you. Oh.
00:40:51
What are we drink of the same thing.
00:40:54
No we're drinking two different.
00:40:55
We're drinking the same but different. Did you guys call each other.
00:40:58
So we.
00:40:58
It is a wheat beer and it is mango.
00:41:00
But it's the mango cart.
00:41:02
How did you. Oh, okay. Golden road brewing.
00:41:04
You never heard of mango curry?
00:41:05
They got a most, How is it you.
00:41:08
I've heard of mango.
00:41:09
I talk to Denver and Saint Louis. Planet.
00:41:13
Oh, that. We're just.
00:41:15
We're both absolutely delicious.
00:41:18
I feel like I'm back in high school and not part of the club.
00:41:22
You guys, you guys are football players.
00:41:24
Drink.
00:41:25
Hey, hey, hey, hey, you want what exactly?
00:41:28
I what I was talking about.
00:41:29
I had a back in middle school moment earlier today.
00:41:32
You'll you'll recognize the shirt.
00:41:34
Were the kids kids involved?
00:41:37
And I.
00:41:38
And I said, I told a coworker, middle
00:41:41
school cut down.
00:41:44
We'll see it
00:41:46
during the kids shapes or returning to the only if you look at the individual self.
00:41:51
Yeah, I'm watching the bill and you'll see that they use
00:41:55
these kinds of the same core
00:41:58
doesn't repeat regularly in three hold.
00:42:01
So just those are not there's just random
00:42:06
I mean, I guess they all have six points, but they don't have six, right?
00:42:10
I mean, the curve when the line curves to me that all bets are off,
00:42:15
that's more like, yeah.
00:42:17
Those are not uniform, but those are, you know,
00:42:21
especially the one that I mentioned, there are even more shapes.
00:42:24
Interesting.
00:42:25
The authors found that if you use soft edges, then in a three dimensions,
00:42:30
a shape might no longer have what you talked about.
00:42:33
Soft super.
00:42:34
On the edges, but it'll pass you, I hope.
00:42:37
If you look at the illustration from the paper, you see that in
00:42:41
sharp edges the
00:42:42
softer is kind of, but the corners are all rounded off.
00:42:46
The cool thing about this is that if soft shapes appear in nature,
00:42:51
there's also structural reasons for it.
00:42:54
It looks like an onion.
00:42:55
Using rounded corners might reduce pressure, prove stability or flexibility.
00:43:01
We already did that, but we know that we also come in handy for manmade designs.
00:43:06
The mathematics mediates between observations and applications.
00:43:12
It's also a lovely illustration for how we've only just begun to learn
00:43:16
how much and which mathematics nature uses.
00:43:20
Remember Eugene Weakness, famous essay about the you I don't
00:43:24
I don't know where that is.
00:43:26
Actual sciences I feel like I don't I don't essay.
00:43:29
It's not that this is a home science clever.
00:43:33
It's not effective in the other sciences.
00:43:36
And why is that?
00:43:38
It's because we haven't yet found the right mathematics.
00:43:41
This is especially true when it comes to modern properties of the hierarchy.
00:43:46
Play the hierarchy at this place like humans or cities.
00:43:50
The patterns that we see in plants and animals, I
00:43:53
believe, are in the yes, he was surprised if it was true.
00:43:57
Understanding this.
00:43:58
Now I'm ready.
00:43:59
They are also to that point to look at undoubtedly inspired
00:44:03
many young scientists to pursue a career in research.
00:44:07
I know you know me for calling out the bias that appealing
00:44:11
to beauty can bring, but it's also a great motivator.
00:44:15
The problems with beauty and science arise
00:44:19
once we start using it as a guide rather than a motivation.
00:44:23
The more we've learned about the natural world, the better we've understood that
00:44:28
all the complexity around us goes back to remarkably simple mathematical laws.
00:44:34
It suggests an underlying unity, a structure that governs everything
00:44:39
from the growth of a flower to the formation of galaxies.
00:44:43
Perhaps like a collider may be, the search for such universal principles is just
00:44:48
those who argue
00:44:49
ruins harmony in a meaningless space time splattered with particles.
00:44:54
Whatever is really going on.
00:44:56
Mathematics has indeed been remarkably effective for understanding nature,
00:45:01
and also for allowing us to shape it to our needs.
00:45:05
And I have a feeling that the question of just why that is so
00:45:10
will still be discussed in 1000 years,
00:45:13
hopefully in an interstellar metaverse,
00:45:15
in a virtual room that has only soft edges.
00:45:19
Did you know there's a free
00:45:22
I feel like generation has.
00:45:24
Oh, you cut out right when she went into her advertising.
00:45:28
Have a look.
00:45:29
No. We're good. She's got a hawk.
00:45:31
She's got a hawk. A bunch of bullshit.
00:45:33
Because she's not tool. She has.
00:45:35
No she has.
00:45:36
Yeah, she has the hawk to a bunch of bullshit
00:45:38
because, she doesn't have, like, platforms, like, you know, actual,
00:45:43
smart people do, like, like, cocoon.
00:45:47
Neil deGrasse Tyson, even though he's been bastardized
00:45:49
as, like, ten years, I don't know, he's gone now.
00:45:52
He's just kind of bastardized.
00:45:54
I've been I watched one of his videos for the.
00:45:58
That's fine.
00:45:58
But I feel like cocoon is like held to a certain standard that, he's kind of,
00:46:03
I don't know, I feel like he stays out of some of the bullshit.
00:46:05
You know what to say and what not to say.
00:46:07
Yeah, the grass station is kind of crossing boundaries where it's like,
00:46:09
all right, guys, are you going science or are you going your own opinion?
00:46:13
Like, you can't I respect both.
00:46:16
Yeah, you're allowed to.
00:46:18
I do all the time.
00:46:20
I started talking about religion.
00:46:22
I called the the podcast runes, and then I went straight into the afterlife.
00:46:28
That doesn't sound.
00:46:30
No. Well, I don't know anything about the runes.
00:46:33
I did find 85 of them, but then we even know about the rest of the topics.
00:46:37
Like we didn't just know I'm not an expert in anything.
00:46:40
I'm not qualified to tell anything, anyone, anything about anything.
00:46:44
That's my disclaimer.
00:46:46
I wear this lab coat. Guess what?
00:46:48
I bought it at a regular store.
00:46:50
I didn't earn it.
00:46:51
I'm not doing anything that requires it.
00:46:53
In fact, I don't think you bought.
00:46:54
I don't think you guys visionary.
00:46:57
You're right.
00:46:58
I got it at the scrubs store.
00:47:00
I think it's called scrubs.
00:47:02
All right.
00:47:03
No, you're already doing medical arms long after I had to get the the irregular.
00:47:09
You went to a medical supply store?
00:47:11
To the official? Yeah. I'm a 42 irregular.
00:47:16
Do they have to fit you for it?
00:47:17
Yeah. Well, no.
00:47:19
Yeah. Oh, yeah they do.
00:47:21
They measured my inseam four times.
00:47:25
Just a lab coat.
00:47:26
I know they don't need my insides.
00:47:28
It's not how they measure pants.
00:47:32
Oh, well, it's in your pants.
00:47:36
I don't know, it belongs only to me.
00:47:39
Wait. I got a new.
00:47:40
I got a new one. If I could get there.
00:47:42
Oh, that's right, you do.
00:47:44
I've seen it.
00:47:46
At some point, I'd like to hear that.
00:47:47
I read from, last week one of your.
00:47:51
To get a tattoo on here.
00:47:52
Please, please, please, I've got something to.
00:47:55
I have something to tell. You're always telling you.
00:47:58
Don't put that in your mouth.
00:48:00
That's fine. No, I get like you. Tell me,
00:48:03
what's the reason why you shouldn't put things into your mouth
00:48:06
when you don't know what they are,
00:48:08
and why you should never take anything that strange.
00:48:10
You toss in your pants and I'm talking to you when you first
00:48:14
come out of my room, you know?
00:48:17
But help me about you.
00:48:19
These things that don't belong inside.
00:48:22
What? I can't do it because it annoys me.
00:48:24
Okay?
00:48:25
Everybody in the second one is the three of you can remember this song.
00:48:31
Oh, if someone has to see your I don't.
00:48:34
I want to eat something.
00:48:36
No. What you want me to.
00:48:39
I can tell the truth. What are you.
00:48:41
What do you tell them straight away?
00:48:43
Like this. Like a.
00:48:44
It would be like a British song. Get
00:48:48
up right away.
00:48:49
You could dance me right away.
00:48:53
Right now.
00:48:54
I could have
00:48:56
you sit down the.
00:49:00
Can you put it in your mouth?
00:49:02
Don't you wait.
00:49:03
You know,
00:49:05
don't put in your mouth what's in your hands? Oh.
00:49:14
I. Great.
00:49:29
Boom!
00:49:33
All righty.
00:49:34
Turn it over.
00:49:36
This is supposed to be like cuneiform.
00:49:38
Where's the Guardian stuff?
00:49:40
Which was our best show ever.
00:49:43
Cuneiform?
00:49:45
Yeah.
00:49:48
All right.
00:49:49
So good conversation.
00:49:54
Here I get asked it.
00:49:59
How can I plan and enjoy holidays at my home with my three adult children?
00:50:04
One daughter and her husband always finds a way to hold imaginary
00:50:06
grudges against our two other daughters of three daughters.
00:50:10
You just husband.
00:50:12
Oh, I've got seven sisters.
00:50:15
Oh my lord, this daughter claims to be.
00:50:18
What a man.
00:50:20
I can make all kinds of jokes there. Sorry.
00:50:21
This daughter claims to be always left out,
00:50:25
yet she never reaches out to her sisters or even to me and her dad.
00:50:29
She and her husband fabricate things that aren't true and stop communicating
00:50:32
with everyone. We are always left in the dark.
00:50:35
This has been going on during her entire married life.
00:50:38
My husband and I have health issues that no longer want to deal with her
00:50:41
childish drama.
00:50:42
We would like to have all of us together for holiday get togethers,
00:50:45
but can't because of their hard feelings over imaginary slights.
00:50:52
There's no question here.
00:50:53
And then it just says signed Scourge in Pennsylvania.
00:50:56
No, no, I'm guessing you.
00:50:58
The question is, how can I how can I enjoy holidays at home?
00:51:00
Oh no.
00:51:01
Circumventing imaginary stuff is great.
00:51:04
It's so simple.
00:51:06
Use an imaginary solution.
00:51:10
You can't use reason to talk someone out of something
00:51:13
that they didn't use reason to to jump to that conclusion.
00:51:17
So therefore you must get at their level.
00:51:20
So all it takes is an imaginary apology.
00:51:24
We try that which would be just apologize but not mean.
00:51:27
It is what you're.
00:51:28
Oh yeah. Yeah.
00:51:29
Stop the behavior, the imaginary behavior.
00:51:33
So it requires nothing, no effort on your part whatsoever.
00:51:37
If it's an imaginary behavior that they're complaining about,
00:51:41
then all you have to do is say you won't do it anymore
00:51:45
because you didn't do it in the first place.
00:51:48
I thought, I thought you initially were saying, just agree enough
00:51:51
just to appease them. You're just.
00:51:52
No, no, no.
00:51:53
Well, yes.
00:51:54
Yes, that is actually what I'm saying.
00:51:56
Oh, yes.
00:51:57
Yeah.
00:51:57
No, that's twice you said I wasn't even the best. Yes.
00:52:01
Yeah. Okay.
00:52:02
No, the opposite of that.
00:52:03
No no no wait.
00:52:04
Exactly that. Guys, I,
00:52:09
I played it.
00:52:10
Yeah, I just say yeah, sorry about that.
00:52:13
It won't happen again.
00:52:14
Is I like.
00:52:15
No. Yes.
00:52:16
And you can mean it like for real.
00:52:18
Be sincere.
00:52:20
Like I did not.
00:52:22
I didn't mean to do that.
00:52:24
I just I don't know what I was watching, what they said, this long spiel
00:52:29
about being honest and saying you're sorry or actually meaning it.
00:52:33
Right?
00:52:33
The guy was like, what's the difference?
00:52:36
Yeah. It's not.
00:52:36
There's no difference being nice and saying you're sorry.
00:52:40
And honestly saying you're sorry to the other person.
00:52:43
No difference.
00:52:44
The other one one you're going to come away with.
00:52:47
It seemed a little differently.
00:52:49
No one you're going to come away with it knowing like,
00:52:51
hey, I learned the lesson here and I will try to do better in the future.
00:52:55
The other one, I, I don't give a fuck.
00:52:57
I'm going to keep doing the same thing.
00:52:59
Did you guys again?
00:53:02
Oh yeah.
00:53:03
Always keep doing the same thing.
00:53:04
Fake apologies again.
00:53:05
And I'm like, you're going to.
00:53:09
It's like Hitler might be in heaven
00:53:12
if he could be redeemed.
00:53:15
Because you apologized right before he died.
00:53:17
Yep, yep.
00:53:19
That's the nice thing about an apology. Sorry.
00:53:21
It's all I got.
00:53:23
Especially imaginary apologies,
00:53:25
especially imaginary Hitler.
00:53:28
Oh, I've got an analogy for this upcoming election.
00:53:33
Adolf Hitler versus Charles Manson.
00:53:35
Fuck, yeah.
00:53:36
Who would you rather have guessed that?
00:53:40
What I who would
00:53:42
you rather have is president, Kamala Emhoff.
00:53:47
That's her name, right?
00:53:49
Why isn't it her name?
00:53:52
Roll the clip.
00:53:52
Brady.
00:54:01
44. What's my accent on this?
00:54:03
Just for your band. What's the kids? Why don't we get him?
00:54:05
Head to his next get. Get him for me. To George Best.
00:54:07
The previous one. Well, let's go. Let's go back
00:54:10
to the
00:54:13
one that brought me straight for only gameplay.
00:54:16
That's right.
00:54:16
It's got to be for the jukebox.
00:54:18
Got to be chosen.
00:54:20
I thought it was just be a soap, bro.
00:54:22
Stand around the hood. You're so cool.
00:54:24
I see you never guess.
00:54:24
So let's dig deep. Makes them think they're straight.
00:54:27
It's my style.
00:54:27
Least draws never back for Macintosh.
00:54:30
It's big like jet skis.
00:54:31
The trip got me on Twitter has a nick.
00:54:36
Josh?
00:54:37
Oh, I still took a shot before for support for.
00:54:41
There's no. There's no pride.
00:54:43
No what?
00:54:43
I'm the toilet cabinet warming up the couch go crazy.
00:54:46
Oh, Stalin pouring it all.
00:54:48
This drawing has a nick.
00:54:50
Just book a wall on the board.
00:54:53
Still attempting to shock the board for support.
00:54:55
There's no pride.
00:54:56
No more highly yelling match.
00:54:59
Warming up for Christianity.
00:55:01
Scoring for me. Scoring. Soaring high above.
00:55:04
Crashing below. Nah, that's boring.
00:55:07
Shout for peace.
00:55:08
The necessary support for that. Thank you, thank you.
00:55:10
Oh hold on, hold on.
00:55:11
What did that line say? What's the big what.
00:55:14
What did their line say?
00:55:19
Oh, okay.
00:55:21
He knows we got to talk.
00:55:24
A lot of men seem to think that Donald Trump is some kind of tough guy.
00:55:28
I think he called me, boring me.
00:55:30
Look at him.
00:55:31
He wears my, like, dolly purple.
00:55:33
I wasn't a baby.
00:55:35
The guys where he's got the smallest, most none.
00:55:39
None. So remarkable.
00:55:41
Doctor says will feet hurt so he could.
00:55:43
You accidentally said, look like
00:55:46
he's like a.
00:55:50
Generic baseball cards, pretending to be a cowboy.
00:55:52
Fireman.
00:55:53
Guys, Joe is strong enough to hold an umbrella.
00:55:57
All right, just for real.
00:55:59
I mean, look how he drinks water.
00:56:00
Oh, this is fake 100%.
00:56:03
This is like him.
00:56:03
Like a little pink chickadee.
00:56:08
Don't use the big ones
00:56:11
like Dolly Parton, who cheated golf.
00:56:14
He creeps around beauty pageant dressing rooms.
00:56:16
Yeah, supposed to be comedic.
00:56:18
It's comedic when it just
00:56:19
sounds like he's jacking off her giraffe.
00:56:24
I'm not even good joke, pal.
00:56:25
It's a pretty good chance
00:56:29
he actually is someone like a try.
00:56:31
Gosh, that would be like he bends over for fun.
00:56:35
I'm gonna come here,
00:56:37
girl.
00:56:38
The guy needs help walking downhill.
00:56:41
Almost there. Grandma,
00:56:43
this November, let's stop kidding ourselves.
00:56:45
Donald Trump is afraid of rain,
00:56:49
of dogs, of windmills.
00:56:52
Merle.
00:56:52
This guy would have voted for Biden had not.
00:56:57
And the Teamsters, one would hope.
00:57:01
That isn't it past your jail time?
00:57:05
But this is not the.
00:57:07
Are you a certified?
00:57:08
The real red blooded American man?
00:57:10
We'll find out that he's a weak, tubby toddler mom.
00:57:15
Cat man, I want to go, tough guy.
00:57:18
To someone grab you by the
00:57:21
pool, bitch.
00:57:24
But, guys, you can still see Billy.
00:57:28
Thank you.
00:57:29
Joe, you're.
00:57:30
I thought it was Bill Goldberg at first.
00:57:32
Ridiculous, right?
00:57:34
That was great. Dude, I,
00:57:37
I could just watch that all day.
00:57:39
It's the necessary stuff for dating the sperm.
00:57:41
And luckily, that's a oh, no.
00:57:43
Troy walks the see Jack, even if it means he's gay couples in there.
00:57:47
But I'm afraid this picks up Gary saw right here, by the way.
00:57:51
Just draw something.
00:57:51
Behold.
00:57:52
Thomas was like the boy slowly.
00:57:55
Yeah.
00:57:56
You ever heard of the Baldo?
00:57:58
He actually put it on your balls and then fucking check with your balls.
00:58:02
No way. Faldo.
00:58:03
No, no, the ball, though.
00:58:05
The vibrating ball.
00:58:06
What does that even I know?
00:58:07
That's copyright infringement.
00:58:09
I'm ball though.
00:58:11
Your ball though.
00:58:13
Yeah, I'm going to sue.
00:58:15
Sue them.
00:58:16
Yeah.
00:58:17
Do you, do you fuck fuck women or.
00:58:20
Yes. Are you exclusively with your bald head?
00:58:23
Wait, so you cheated on your wife?
00:58:27
She's a women.
00:58:28
I was going to say she's a she's a woman.
00:58:29
I hope she qualified for that. Women.
00:58:32
No, that's that's plural. Women is plural.
00:58:34
She just.
00:58:35
She identify as a woman, you know, she,
00:58:38
identifies.
00:58:39
Yeah. I,
00:58:41
a woman is plural.
00:58:43
She doesn't identify you. You're screwed.
00:58:45
It's jet.
00:58:45
So brackets tell me this. I'm loving this watch.
00:58:48
I'm blessed.
00:58:48
Drop this because leaving the catch for the truck trip side.
00:58:52
I want that phrase to catch. By the way.
00:58:54
Pisses the cunt.
00:58:58
Yeah.
00:58:59
Yeah, totally. That's.
00:59:01
That's our first T-shirt.
00:59:02
There's a look at my face.
00:59:03
There's a story I was told.
00:59:06
Oh, no.
00:59:07
This is the cut as above, so below.
00:59:19
That is.
00:59:20
That is the fire
00:59:23
or on fire or wet?
00:59:25
It's soaking wet. Wake up.
00:59:26
Oh, yeah.
00:59:27
Thank you.
00:59:28
I so,
00:59:32
I oh, good.
00:59:36
We I so, All right.
00:59:41
Oh. What are you doing?
00:59:45
Oh. Oh, man.
00:59:49
I thought we were going to dress up for Halloween.
00:59:51
Fuck, I wouldn't look silly.
00:59:53
Well, I'm busy if that was the only one draw.
00:59:56
I'm dressed up as your no, no.
00:59:59
I did wear this jacket.
01:00:02
I meant to have the my strap on.
01:00:04
I've got a dildo for my forehead.
01:00:07
You know, it's a unicorn.
01:00:10
It's. It lights up.
01:00:12
It's like a unicorn horn.
01:00:15
What did he say?
01:00:17
But I identify as the kitty,
01:00:21
a kid.
01:00:21
So you're pointing at the dildo at my head and say, Kitty, and no one's
01:00:24
gonna argue about because it is utter nonsense.
01:00:30
Oh, are there any kitties involved?
01:00:32
They're not even up. Wait.
01:00:34
Well, all I know is, All I know is
01:00:37
that it?
01:00:40
Oh, okay.
01:00:41
Let's do that.
01:00:43
This is a big black Australian, cockerel.
01:00:48
Now, I gotta tell you, it's a big black cat being judged today
01:00:52
at the show up.
01:00:59
Oh. I'll you more light up.
01:01:03
He, like, played it out to be in there.
01:01:05
That's annoying.
01:01:05
But he was freaked out at first.
01:01:08
I got to do something serious.
01:01:10
Now I got chicken.
01:01:12
Well, let's see, he's thinking he's.
01:01:15
I can't understand what he's saying.
01:01:16
It's ten minutes, I guarantee you.
01:01:18
That's a perfect example of what I'm talking about
01:01:22
that are being judged today at the show.
01:01:25
I thought there was a chick had,
01:01:31
That's funny,
01:01:33
I enjoy that.
01:01:35
I want to see more black cat.
01:01:37
Big black cat.
01:01:39
We want to, let's double back because we want something, sister.
01:01:41
Something for, Kamala.
01:01:43
We're going to be backwards on this show. We're not. We're.
01:01:45
Oh, right.
01:01:46
We had the teasers, the whole.
01:01:47
I mean, we went pretty mad around this.
01:01:51
Let's go to a rapper.
01:01:54
Let's do it.
01:01:55
Let's do more rap.
01:01:56
Let's go to rap.
01:01:57
And then we'll go, okay, to come along.
01:02:00
I'm not I'm not opposed
01:02:02
Detroit.
01:02:04
Oh I know that rapper.
01:02:07
What up dude. Oh.
01:02:11
So look I wrote down a few things I wanted to say.
01:02:14
I love you, too.
01:02:15
Thank you.
01:02:18
I'm here tonight
01:02:20
for a couple of important reasons.
01:02:23
As most of you know,
01:02:26
the city of Detroit and the whole state of Michigan
01:02:29
mean a lot to me. But.
01:02:33
This election,
01:02:35
the spotlight is on us more than ever.
01:02:37
And I think it's important to use your voice.
01:02:40
So I'm encouraging everybody to get out and vote.
01:02:42
Please
01:02:44
vote for who I want.
01:02:45
Vote for my candidate.
01:02:47
No. I also think that people shouldn't be afraid to express their opinions,
01:02:52
and I don't think anyone wants in America where people are worried
01:02:54
about retribution, what people will do if you make your opinion known
01:02:59
for a year now, that is right.
01:03:01
Yeah.
01:03:02
It's almost like he's like going to say, I'm voting for Trump.
01:03:04
What's the future for this country where he and many others will be protected
01:03:08
and hoping you can at the Harris rally?
01:03:13
And here's what.
01:03:17
I'm here to tell you much more about that is, Eminem.
01:03:20
Sit down. Pizza move again. I beat the shit out of you.
01:03:23
Don't make me wait. This.
01:03:24
Maybe you don't need to see what I'm about to do.
01:03:27
I see why you always make me sound edgy.
01:03:30
You can't just leave me and knock him out the blue.
01:03:34
Oh, what's the matter, Kim?
01:03:35
Am I too loud for you to back it? Bitch?
01:03:38
You're going to find me.
01:03:39
Hear me out this time in front of my eye.
01:03:42
You want to throw me out? That's fine.
01:03:44
But not for him to take my place.
01:03:46
Are you out of your mind?
01:03:47
This can't just be me.
01:03:49
This is mine.
01:03:51
I'm going to let her sleep in our bed.
01:03:53
Look at him.
01:03:54
Look at your husband now.
01:03:56
I said look at him.
01:03:57
He ain't so hot now, is the look up.
01:04:00
What are you doing?
01:04:01
Shut the fuck up! You're drunk.
01:04:04
You're never gonna get sick. I give a fuck.
01:04:07
Come on, look for my bitch.
01:04:09
Sit up front.
01:04:11
Take me.
01:04:11
I take your wife.
01:04:14
Chicken out of my.
01:04:21
Loafer!
01:04:21
Come out
01:04:22
or, vote for me.
01:04:28
Then where's your,
01:04:31
where's your, I'm Eminem.
01:04:33
Bluebeard.
01:04:33
Where's the the woke Eminem pick?
01:04:37
Why did you get all distorted?
01:04:39
My God, that looks fucking cool.
01:04:42
Because I thought that on your own.
01:04:44
The fuck was it?
01:04:45
That was cool for you.
01:04:48
But I'm that you want to. Don't need that.
01:04:51
You've been having sex because Gary told me he thought
01:04:53
Massacre Date is one of the lesser known.
01:04:55
But it ain't over 85 and Crown is real
01:04:59
calm.
01:04:59
Okay, I don't claim to be a man, but I can't think I straight off.
01:05:04
Gary's afraid the Lord wasn't himself. The fool is.
01:05:07
Jack is the tool posted about the hook.
01:05:08
It makes a croak. See it never need so much dick cheese.
01:05:11
Makes me think this phrase lifestyle needs towards an apple.
01:05:14
Take a macintosh.
01:05:16
You betrayed me telling you all the story.
01:05:18
How to make a
01:05:21
jerk was a whore on the floor.
01:05:25
I'm a sucker.
01:05:27
I don't open
01:05:29
up to control Christianity.
01:05:31
I'm sorry. Boring, boring boring.
01:05:33
Hide your crappy balls.
01:05:35
Oh, God. That's boring.
01:05:36
George. Capital said that.
01:05:38
Think you had the problem? Yeah.
01:05:41
What's the big c?
01:05:42
J yeah,
01:05:44
I'm afraid it sticks up, Gary.
01:05:46
So that's what awake is for.
01:05:48
The holy Gary lost faith.
01:05:50
This boy. What's been stolen?
01:05:51
Trying to go back and check.
01:05:52
He's right, I guess, of clubbing it up.
01:05:54
It's like, stop place, talk this on the floor.
01:05:57
Give me the kids.
01:05:58
Really touch inside the body.
01:06:01
You buried like it looks like dying a clock.
01:06:03
Here's a story I was to you so,
01:06:07
so much so.
01:06:14
I told to go.
01:06:15
So I suppose so was I was.
01:06:24
I just caught the light.
01:06:26
Such as?
01:06:29
Like such a correct.
01:06:33
Which, like switches
01:06:35
automatically means there's that matters bad for the wrong arm.
01:06:39
Why do you think this is?
01:06:42
I personally believe
01:06:44
that you guys Americans are unable to do so because,
01:06:49
some people out there in our nation don't have bats.
01:06:54
And, I believe that our education like, such as, like such as matter,
01:06:59
like gravity, such as in South Africa and, Dirac everywhere.
01:07:04
Like.
01:07:08
And I believe that they should,
01:07:11
our education over here and then us should help the U.S.
01:07:15
I should help South Africa, it should help Iraq in the Asian countries.
01:07:20
So we will be able to build up our future.
01:07:24
Thank you very much.
01:07:25
Like such as? Like.
01:07:28
This,
01:07:30
That's great.
01:07:31
It is.
01:07:32
Oh my lord, for them fuckers are loud.
01:07:36
Who that chick like?
01:07:39
Yeah.
01:07:39
No, that's a great chicken.
01:07:47
Oh, hi.
01:07:49
Should I get my unicorn light up kitty helmet?
01:07:56
I feel like I should.
01:07:59
I see a chicken now.
01:08:00
They.
01:08:03
The chicken is really good.
01:08:04
Chicken attack. Should we play chicken with that?
01:08:07
Can I request something?
01:08:09
Am I requesting?
01:08:18
I'll.
01:08:18
I'll play chicken thighs.
01:08:20
Maybe I can play together.
01:08:23
You guys want to play a game of chicken about to be my secret
01:08:27
of taking the top five chicken.
01:08:32
I top right, but you are bad.
01:08:36
It's all the best to play them I love.
01:08:39
Come, let's go to get more chicken.
01:08:41
Nice chicken. Go.
01:08:45
God, you you know that?
01:08:49
I go look like you want us go.
01:09:02
Shot the chicken.
01:09:04
Yeah, but I did not shoot the deputy.
01:09:12
So, are we going to do any more Halloween stuff?
01:09:16
Like the graveyard segment?
01:09:26
I love the freaking
01:09:29
xylophone. And.
01:09:51
Oh. That's it, that's bullshit.
01:09:53
What was supposed to happen?
01:09:55
Did you think it was going to eat the toddler from the.
01:09:57
No. I thought the dude said beer must have the wrong chicken coop.
01:10:01
And it just. It didn't.
01:10:03
It didn't really mess with the wrong chicken coop.
01:10:05
It, man, it couldn't get in because they were so.
01:10:07
It was so 911 to report back to, to be just fun.
01:10:10
Two year old Amberleigh is more shaken up than anything after her grandmother
01:10:15
says she got bombarded by chickens while playing outside in the front yard
01:10:19
of their Dallas Bay home.
01:10:22
One chicken, two chicken and three chicken.
01:10:27
Four Darlene Katie says over the last three months,
01:10:30
these birds have been breeding more like rabbits.
01:10:34
They're started out being for and now seven and eight, they're multiplying.
01:10:39
Katie says she's never had any major problems
01:10:42
with them clucking around her neighbors yards until,
01:10:46
like when they lashed out at her two year old granddaughter.
01:10:50
But after hearing Katie's run to grow up, I like chicken.
01:10:55
I love.
01:10:58
And she saw the chicken through the door,
01:11:00
so she come out to chase on what they usually do,
01:11:03
and one of the minor ones decided to attack her.
01:11:06
Now Amberly got Athena
01:11:08
on her left arm and another scrape above her cheek close to her.
01:11:12
I mean, yeah, her right cheek was chicken for Katie.
01:11:17
Or at least that's what I've been saying.
01:11:19
That was my whole point.
01:11:20
Our free roaming to either pick a job for the men in blue.
01:11:24
So the Humane Society checked out the chickens situation and found
01:11:28
I hope I grabs the right balance.
01:11:30
Would be embarrassing.
01:11:31
You strap on, let them build on my forehead.
01:11:34
The owners are going to keep them contained from now on.
01:11:37
At first we were going to trap them and bring them to our shelter,
01:11:40
but the owner said that they will keep them up from this point forward.
01:11:43
Meanwhile, it was only a few minutes after the feathers when an ugly child,
01:11:47
this little girl, was already planning her next chase butterflies
01:11:52
and this time she has a net.
01:11:55
Now the owners of the birds didn't break any laws,
01:11:57
so the incident would be a civil matter.
01:11:59
But it was the night of breaking a law and becoming
01:12:02
scolded by your animal rights over your assault.
01:12:05
Yeah. Kim. Natalie, thank.
01:12:07
That's. That becomes civil.
01:12:09
That's not like anything that's
01:12:11
like your negligence led to the harm of somebody else.
01:12:14
Yeah.
01:12:14
If you were like, if you whip your cock out,
01:12:16
you're going to get some kind of charges, right? Know what?
01:12:19
If my dog bites somebody else? That's not that's only a civil lawsuit.
01:12:22
I don't.
01:12:22
The whipping your dog is different than whipping your cock out.
01:12:27
Yeah, yeah, well,
01:12:30
unless your cock identifies as a dog.
01:12:34
Have you guys ever eaten a hen way?
01:12:37
What's.
01:12:37
I had my about 2 pounds.
01:12:40
Yeah.
01:12:42
Screaming fuck you ever, you arena cock.
01:12:46
What's what is it.
01:12:48
What's that way?
01:12:52
He said it way better.
01:12:53
I don't know,
01:12:54
but, what do you fuck with that?
01:12:59
His wife says had it.
01:13:00
So I have one question. Sorry, guys.
01:13:03
One honest question.
01:13:04
Actually, it's a two parter.
01:13:07
Do you spin or does the thing you're fucking spin.
01:13:10
No. They're like taught when you sit on a turtle.
01:13:12
Damn it.
01:13:13
I'm. I'm kidding.
01:13:14
You play your, like,
01:13:15
the best episode of South Park is when he shits out
01:13:17
the turd that lifts him up and he spins like that.
01:13:19
You you remind me, like how a Kermit try to give it a blowjob.
01:13:22
Yeah.
01:13:24
Is this right?
01:13:25
So you know what it is so it can happen.
01:13:29
He he honest, honest, miss piggy fucking accidentally.
01:13:33
Come on your head so much like.
01:13:35
Oh, no, dude, I put it.
01:13:38
I think I'm putting.
01:13:38
I'm using it wrong.
01:13:43
No, you have.
01:13:44
You should have put them on your head and then had them on your head like that.
01:13:46
Set it down on the chair.
01:13:48
Oh, it turns colors when you put it right down there.
01:13:51
I would imagine your turn.
01:13:53
Orange when you get it.
01:13:56
Is it going to turn green?
01:13:57
My anatomically correct. You have to wait for it to turn green.
01:14:00
Let's let's hold on with what I was searching for.
01:14:02
Oh, yeah.
01:14:04
Oh, you got some shit.
01:14:05
If you don't, go ahead, it's going to take me.
01:14:07
We can. No, we can stay with music.
01:14:09
So, did you guys, going back political?
01:14:12
Did you, So you guys check out the Libertarian Party?
01:14:17
No. Yeah, exactly.
01:14:20
Who does?
01:14:20
Who does? But this is, single rumors.
01:14:23
Oh, shit.
01:14:24
My clip goes exactly with your clip.
01:14:26
We do. We are simpatico.
01:14:28
We watched were so gallantly.
01:14:33
I can't believe it.
01:14:34
They're practically the same. Pretty good.
01:14:35
Right? It's it's not bad, right.
01:14:37
All right, I don't know.
01:14:40
I have a hard time judging.
01:14:41
Oh, we got bad back.
01:14:43
Can I go back, please? Live.
01:14:46
It was right.
01:14:49
This is live.
01:14:51
So me.
01:14:53
Here we go. Back.
01:14:54
And the rocket.
01:14:57
Oh, God.
01:14:58
Oh, God, I go back.
01:15:00
Can I go back?
01:15:01
Please don't live my
01:15:04
fucking life.
01:15:06
But the second, the second the guys the second ago says we're live.
01:15:11
She's like, oh fuck yeah.
01:15:13
This is almost the same exact thing.
01:15:15
Oh, God, here it comes.
01:15:17
Oh hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot
01:15:22
000 no.
01:15:28
Those little goes down.
01:15:29
It they both.
01:15:30
Well, they they both laid a giant turd.
01:15:33
Yeah.
01:15:34
Well, I haven't, and it looks like he was coming off of Gary's unicorn horn.
01:15:38
I like this.
01:15:39
Oh, yeah. Oh. You're right.
01:15:42
That's all right. So I haven't watched this.
01:15:43
I'm curious is what's, So this is her, defense or her excuse, I don't know.
01:15:48
Hey, how are you going to see the difference?
01:15:50
So you're going, obviously insanely viral
01:15:53
on the internet for your C-Span national anthem.
01:15:56
What happened?
01:15:58
Girl?
01:15:58
So let me start out by saying I am girl.
01:16:02
Baby girl.
01:16:03
I'm a veteran.
01:16:04
So, dad, I'm sorry.
01:16:06
I didn't want to mess up the National.
01:16:08
Hold on.
01:16:08
Is that her real voice?
01:16:10
No, because I really do.
01:16:11
Like, I'm really a good singer, I promise you.
01:16:14
So what happened was I didn't know was live.
01:16:16
Right.
01:16:17
And, you know, because, because, listen, I walked out, right?
01:16:22
And I was like, oh, that was a hell of a let's make that thing.
01:16:26
Holy shit.
01:16:26
I walked out, right?
01:16:27
And I was like, and then what about that guy on his scooter?
01:16:30
I didn't know was like, all right.
01:16:32
And I was like, give a fuck what's going on?
01:16:34
Because I see, I saw a guy over,
01:16:38
but I was like, oh my God, this is gonna be a drop.
01:16:41
I saw a midget fall off a scooter like that into the mud.
01:16:45
And we have to add that to the muddy waters, because, listen, bumper
01:16:50
goes live because, listen, I, I listen because listen.
01:16:55
You sure that's saying?
01:16:58
You sure that's not the guy? Oh, yeah.
01:17:00
Yeah. Go for it.
01:17:01
Now I give a fuck what's going on.
01:17:03
And you see, and then I get.
01:17:05
You got to get to the the right targets. Right.
01:17:08
You got to start lower so you can get up there, you know.
01:17:10
But then he stopped me.
01:17:11
Oh she right. Yeah.
01:17:13
That's your thing.
01:17:14
And I was like what.
01:17:15
So then I didn't know it was live
01:17:17
because I'm like oh you go back, you know what I mean.
01:17:19
And then when I got to the spot and then I got nervous and then I was scared.
01:17:24
But it was crazy and.
01:17:26
And can I tell you guys something?
01:17:27
Since I was a little girl, this was the most
01:17:30
I've.
01:17:31
I've always said I don't want to sing the national anthem.
01:17:33
It's like the scariest thing to me ever was a little girl.
01:17:36
Because, you know, everyone's standing up all serious.
01:17:39
Yeah. When?
01:17:40
No, I agree with no.
01:17:42
You know,
01:17:43
is on.
01:17:44
Why is she wearing jeans for a shirt.
01:17:47
Yeah.
01:17:47
Not the first one to mess up the national anthem. Fergie.
01:17:50
No, that's her way. Tyler has messed it up.
01:17:52
Oh, yeah. Right.
01:17:53
She just pulls up to a mom jeans to the extreme or like, you know what?
01:17:58
That's a great question because I think she's doing a lot with a little.
01:18:01
So what the fuck's up on the hat?
01:18:03
So I don't know.
01:18:05
It's not like you're in a hair.
01:18:07
Or is it yourself or express yourself?
01:18:10
It's like it's not the middle of February.
01:18:12
That's the problem for all of her.
01:18:15
Oh, you do that or express yourself.
01:18:18
Help the hair come from.
01:18:19
That's like another dimension for the whole nation or whatever.
01:18:22
It's the whole nation.
01:18:23
It's really it's a scary thing.
01:18:25
Is it helping your career in any way?
01:18:27
Like, like is it helping her? Yeah.
01:18:29
Fucking up helped her career because I never heard of her. Right.
01:18:31
Yeah, right. But then he stopped me because, you know, that was
01:18:35
crazy.
01:18:36
I know. Yeah, the time is now.
01:18:38
10:01 p.m..
01:18:55
So. Of course,
01:18:59
triangles do it because.
01:19:18
For fuck's sake.
01:19:19
Why do triangles do it?
01:19:24
Because.
01:19:28
I just just a little. Oh.
01:19:35
Yes. What?
01:19:36
He was waiting for the first half second of those. The.
01:19:41
Whoa, whoa
01:19:44
oh oh.
01:19:49
That's.
01:19:51
It wasn't in the mud, but it was throwing a little person.
01:19:54
Well, I just peed outside.
01:19:56
And the neighbor who is an elderly woman
01:19:59
was out on the porch, and I'm midstream.
01:20:02
She turns off the porch light like, oh, I can't see you.
01:20:06
It's like I was like, oh, no, it's you play a song.
01:20:10
I that happens.
01:20:13
She's Asian.
01:20:14
You just saw Mrs.
01:20:15
Wang? Yes.
01:20:18
Or did start urinating?
01:20:20
She saw Mr. Wang.
01:20:22
What about the little person being.
01:20:23
I think you guys have it backwards. I was the one pissing.
01:20:25
She was the one watching me pissing.
01:20:28
Oh, speaking of neighbors rubber, remember last week
01:20:32
when I said that the ones you just randomly walked into my garage? Yes.
01:20:36
Yeah.
01:20:36
Just the other day, we had family here, and he lives in a different
01:20:41
a different neighbor just happened to just walk in the fucking garage.
01:20:44
Like maybe you just live in the rain, man, but no, no.
01:20:49
That's trespassing. You got to go to the front door.
01:20:51
I'm not your fucking friend.
01:20:52
Oh, my garage was the garage. Big drag,
01:20:56
big door open was the big open.
01:20:58
And you were in the garage.
01:21:00
No. No one.
01:21:00
No one was in the garage.
01:21:02
And the walkway to the, like, driveway goes up
01:21:05
and the garage is here, but the walkway to go is like here.
01:21:07
So you're almost walking equal distance.
01:21:09
But the walkway to go to the front door is before you get to the garage.
01:21:16
That can help me at all.
01:21:17
So, I just feel like it's informal.
01:21:19
I don't know, you like, that's really, like, don't just walk.
01:21:21
Just cause my garage door is open doesn't mean you walk up into that shit.
01:21:25
All right? Is not.
01:21:26
I have known you a while, and since I have never been there,
01:21:29
I wouldn't feel comfortable doing that either.
01:21:32
Right, I would, yeah.
01:21:33
I'm not of person to
01:21:34
I don't I want to give the benefit of the doubt was the was the garage light?
01:21:38
Wait was the garage door open? But you weren't in it? Yes.
01:21:40
Was the light on the light on?
01:21:42
Yeah, I don't know probably, but yeah.
01:21:45
So that okay.
01:21:46
That's a nice welcoming.
01:21:47
No. Why is that inviting you?
01:21:49
I don't know you, I don't know I don't like to I don't know
01:21:52
like if we're going to get visitors.
01:21:55
So I used to go to the door I don't want to light was on your front door there.
01:22:01
This doesn't really apply,
01:22:03
man. Like, what about my girlfriend?
01:22:05
I just need to get a sign that says go.
01:22:07
You know, like, go to the front door, like, shut your garage, do not enter
01:22:10
or turn around, right?
01:22:12
No, that's what I'm saying. Yeah, okay. Keep shutting it.
01:22:13
Now I keep because who knows this is what's going to happen.
01:22:16
But this guy, this guy just wanted to say hi.
01:22:19
He would do to record a Rottweiler.
01:22:21
I'm going to talk to Gary for a second.
01:22:23
Yeah, Gary.
01:22:24
It took him two people to walk in his garage before he shut the door.
01:22:27
Okay? I like having it open.
01:22:29
I don't know, you.
01:22:30
You like to do. It's for me.
01:22:32
It doesn't. It doesn't face. It doesn't face the front.
01:22:35
The door open because you like to invite intruders. Man.
01:22:38
My sign reference the garage.
01:22:40
You turn in, you go in the driveway,
01:22:42
and then you turn in so you don't see the garage door.
01:22:44
When you stare at the front of the house.
01:22:47
I don't quite see it. Can.
01:22:48
You're gonna have to upload pictures of the front of your house, right?
01:22:50
I'm going to have to.
01:22:52
Oh, I'm saying so the interesting thing about this gentleman.
01:22:54
So I would describe him as like he was an old
01:22:57
he was an old guy kind of grandpa, but he was like sturdy motherfucker.
01:23:01
Or like he was like, if there was a Halloween theme.
01:23:04
If he was if there was a horror movie,
01:23:07
he would
01:23:08
be tagged as like the guy who's doing the murders.
01:23:11
Right?
01:23:11
But at the end of the movie
01:23:14
here, he's actually the hero who saves them.
01:23:17
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, he kind of had that vibe.
01:23:19
Like he was like he was like still like,
01:23:21
but it's, you know, it was so he was friendly.
01:23:24
I give it that kind of like I give off the creepy grandpa vibe.
01:23:30
No way.
01:23:30
Why do you look like that?
01:23:33
So the choo choo choo choo choo pop up.
01:23:38
Seriously, though.
01:23:40
Seriously, though, can we play the kid segment?
01:23:42
So, no, we can play this really quick one more time because I just.
01:23:45
I love this, so. Oh, chicken attack.
01:23:47
Oh, please please please no no no no no please don't.
01:23:51
How did you not know lot? Because listen.
01:23:54
Because listen.
01:23:57
It sounds very similar to the Trump.
01:23:59
Trump. Oh by the way.
01:24:00
Really?
01:24:01
How you you're on the scooter falling in the mud.
01:24:04
Listen to the statement after that.
01:24:06
The lip smack is one thing we get we get we overanalyze this lip smack.
01:24:09
But listen to the statement after the let's Meg.
01:24:12
But listen.
01:24:16
Oh, I found it.
01:24:17
Oh Holy shit.
01:24:19
Nice dripping all say yes.
01:24:20
Oh, I say yes.
01:24:22
I, I walked out like, you know, I was like, this is so good.
01:24:25
Like how we report on all y'all know, all y'all get like, yeah,
01:24:30
oh yeah I don't want to muddy the waters.
01:24:36
That level fucking all shit.
01:24:38
Yeah I say yes. Seven other.
01:24:40
De la la la la.
01:24:41
Oh fucking I'll say I love about
01:24:45
fucking I'll say. But.
01:24:49
We need it.
01:24:49
Muddy waters bumper.
01:24:53
No, no I'm pretty sure I just wanted to jump in.
01:24:55
All right.
01:24:55
I use myself much quicker, so I'm not longer even on the.
01:24:59
Yeah, but I want to so much quick shout out on all y'all know
01:25:03
you know what he said a little bit, if any.
01:25:06
Tumbles just like a midget, you know?
01:25:09
Whoa whoa whoa.
01:25:11
What do midgets tumble different than regular people?
01:25:14
Yeah they do.
01:25:14
People watch it again.
01:25:20
Are they regular?
01:25:20
They normal.
01:25:21
I have to go back to it.
01:25:22
Or I should go down.
01:25:24
If you watch seven.
01:25:26
Lot of one how we come.
01:25:28
Oh, yeah.
01:25:28
But I watched Scooby Doo on on y'all.
01:25:32
You don't fall like that. I've seen you go down.
01:25:35
I've seen you wrestle Jack to the ground and the disc golf fairway.
01:25:39
And, you don't go down like that.
01:25:41
It was near the picnic table.
01:25:42
It's like an balloon loompa.
01:25:44
No, he kind of hung on me, and I was going to, like, lift them.
01:25:46
And then I realized that he kind of hit his head on the pig.
01:25:48
Oh, yeah. You jack twice.
01:25:50
You got gotta hit like, way in here like the other one was at the tee.
01:25:55
Yeah, I kind of helped.
01:25:56
I held him from, like, hitting his head on the fucking picnic table bench.
01:26:00
Yeah, and he understood.
01:26:01
He didn't like I got the upper hand on me because of that.
01:26:04
But he. Right. Whatever.
01:26:05
He kind of snaked a little move on me at that point and whatever.
01:26:08
Right. You
01:26:11
know, he's a you see, he was at the close range.
01:26:13
And you gaze into the image, you get you he was into the
01:26:17
he was into the martial arts.
01:26:18
I've seen you in a few first fights, and you can see the victory every time.
01:26:24
You refuse to defend yourself.
01:26:27
When Will was jumping up in the air and punching down at you.
01:26:30
Oh, I'm the first time I've used that technique.
01:26:34
It's pretty good. Adversary.
01:26:36
No, you you win by losing.
01:26:39
And so great.
01:26:40
It's great.
01:26:42
So. Yeah.
01:26:42
Oh, okay. That was fun.
01:26:44
Yeah, I don't know. Yeah.
01:26:46
No kidding.
01:26:47
That was exciting.
01:26:48
It's like I perfectly know what you're thinking.
01:26:50
Like, sweet. Yeah.
01:26:52
That's cool. You just.
01:26:55
Well, yeah.
01:26:55
Pretend to say we go out.
01:26:57
They, you know, like, what was it?
01:26:58
It's like you take it all the way.
01:27:00
Just kind of. Well,
01:27:03
okay.
01:27:05
All right.
01:27:05
Good job.
01:27:06
Everybody I don't know, what do you you like
01:27:10
not I'm not a I've, I've always I've since for quite a while
01:27:12
when I've gotten in minor due to, due to my work.
01:27:17
Like, kids are mad about me.
01:27:19
I'm trying to headbutt anybody.
01:27:21
You hit me in the chin because obviously I'm taller than them, right?
01:27:24
So you're always punching down. Not.
01:27:27
Yeah. You just the punch.
01:27:29
I was just like.
01:27:30
I'm like, what I'm telling you, draw is a big pussy.
01:27:33
I don't I don't get paid to fight.
01:27:35
I'm not, I don't I like there's boxers and UFC fighters.
01:27:38
They get paid millions of dollars to fight.
01:27:40
I don't I don't I don't get paid that kind of money. So.
01:27:44
Right.
01:27:44
He's a guy where you fight I don't know the jab.
01:27:48
There's a lot of people the just doesn't do any good.
01:27:51
The jack lady that's blinking behind you or up in the upper right corner from.
01:27:56
I didn't do that.
01:27:57
Somebody else did that.
01:27:58
Okay. Yeah, I know, I know, I, I see.
01:28:01
Oh wait. Hold right there.
01:28:02
Let's know it's giving me Tourette's.
01:28:06
Fuck the do we have
01:28:08
do we have a do we have a disclaimer for the Tourette's pumpkins?
01:28:11
Yeah. No kidding. Fucker.
01:28:14
How much?
01:28:14
How much is it, guys, I'm sure you want to get a draw fight.
01:28:18
Let's get this down for five people before.
01:28:24
Darren, I guess I've I've got two.
01:28:26
It I've got two older brothers, so I definitely fight.
01:28:30
So we'll get one of them. We'll get one of them. And you to, to buy.
01:28:32
You've really you've got to hit a certain nerve.
01:28:36
You gotta hit a certain nerve with me for me to fight back.
01:28:38
And unless that nervous and I just, I don't, I don't.
01:28:41
It's not I don't really feel like it, like
01:28:44
it's not really got gotta live event to.
01:28:47
Oh, I am also nonviolent.
01:28:49
We should actually spar.
01:28:50
It's not even that those are thrown.
01:28:53
You can't really say much.
01:28:55
That's going to get me like that. Mad.
01:28:57
Like you've really got to do something.
01:28:59
And then at that point, if you, if you then try to harm me
01:29:03
and it really doesn't harm me, then I don't really feel
01:29:06
like I need to lash back because it's like, what was that?
01:29:09
It was like, that's that was cute.
01:29:11
Like, okay, if you if you try to harm me, that sounds.
01:29:16
Yeah.
01:29:16
Like when we'll jump up to punch down,
01:29:18
he hit me, but it was just like, okay, that was cute.
01:29:22
But that was like, okay, hey.
01:29:24
They were glancing blows because he was.
01:29:26
Yeah.
01:29:27
How do you aim for it was also it was also at that point
01:29:31
in time I was like, okay, well that's, that's that's your decision.
01:29:35
And if that's how you feel, then you know what it is.
01:29:37
That doesn't affect the my decision or how I feel,
01:29:41
you know, let someone decide how you're going to act.
01:29:43
I just I just kind of feel bad.
01:29:45
It's just like,
01:29:45
okay, if that's what you think of me, then I'll just I'll just I'll just.
01:29:49
All right.
01:29:50
Then then we're done.
01:29:51
Yeah, but then the apologize.
01:29:53
Yes. Sincerely.
01:29:54
Which I'll give him credit. He was always good at doing.
01:29:56
Yeah. Yeah. He.
01:29:58
No, he owned it when he screwed up.
01:30:00
For sure, for sure, for sure.
01:30:02
Hey, we all do it in that hook.
01:30:05
No, no, a lot of people don't.
01:30:07
A lot of people don't do that.
01:30:08
Took me that long.
01:30:09
No, no, no, screw up.
01:30:11
It's a matter of jumping up in the air
01:30:14
and punching down on someone is a metaphor for any screw up.
01:30:18
Yes, a lot of people.
01:30:19
A lot of people screw up pretty, pretty badly.
01:30:23
Yeah, but not a lot of people jump up in the air and try to punch down at you.
01:30:28
That's hilarious though.
01:30:29
A lot of people screw up really badly
01:30:32
for the
01:30:34
last week.
01:30:35
Here we go back
01:30:37
were so gallantly streaming
01:30:43
and the rockets, they were gallantly streaming through.
01:30:47
I get I go back, can I go back, please?
01:30:50
Investing.
01:30:54
And then I got you notice how though she's like I got to bust out this next line.
01:30:59
So to make everybody say, oh, oh she fucks that one up too.
01:31:03
This is us. Yeah.
01:31:06
Here we are.
01:31:07
First we have our first financial update.
01:31:09
Oh yeah. Flat trans financial update.
01:31:13
Wow. And over a longer time horizon, how concerned
01:31:16
are you about the potential impact of the dollar's status as the world's
01:31:21
reserve currency?
01:31:24
Oh, well, I guess what happened.
01:31:26
All right, look at the
01:31:28
about you, about the potential impact of the dollar's status as the World Trade
01:31:33
Reserve currency.
01:31:36
The microphone fell off the podium.
01:31:38
Longer time horizon.
01:31:40
How concerned
01:31:41
are you about the potential impact of the dollar's status as the world's.
01:31:45
Oh, no. The 70.
01:31:48
Right.
01:31:48
Well,
01:31:52
But that means we're fucked.
01:31:54
If you believe in omens or superstitions or any of that shit.
01:31:59
Well, this is superstition.
01:32:00
Omens season. Wait.
01:32:01
Not even just for you.
01:32:02
She was able to use that to dodge the question.
01:32:04
If you were smart, you would have used to dodge the question.
01:32:06
She's the woman in her team in charge of all the fucking printing the money.
01:32:12
And they can't even get somebody, an intern or a fucking grip
01:32:15
to fucking put a piece of wood on another piece of wood.
01:32:18
So that just probably like double stick tape or some shit.
01:32:21
I don't know, whatever it was, it failed.
01:32:23
Yeah. Whoever it was. Do you ever.
01:32:26
Aren't you ever.
01:32:26
Do you ever go to order food?
01:32:28
And you look at the waiter and you clearly tell
01:32:30
they can't even take care of themselves.
01:32:31
You're like, how are they going to fucking get my order, right? They can't even.
01:32:35
You know, I don't want to be specific.
01:32:38
I like the ones that refused to write it down.
01:32:41
No, I did memorize it, John.
01:32:43
It fucking nixed. You know what I'm talking, you know.
01:32:45
Exactly, John, that makes John the waiter at Nyx.
01:32:49
I know who you're talking about.
01:32:52
Fucking John the waiter at Nyx.
01:32:55
Unbelievable.
01:32:56
What about Nikki? Later at John's one more time.
01:32:58
I've never been to John's.
01:32:59
What the fuck kind of crazy shit is that?
01:33:01
I'm. I'm visiting different.
01:33:03
John. John in three. John.
01:33:05
Nick has passed judgment.
01:33:07
So he doesn't work at Nick's anymore.
01:33:09
I don't think I ever went to John. John. We're leaving.
01:33:11
Never went to John. John.
01:33:12
John, John's.
01:33:13
That was a strip club that is no reason.
01:33:15
That was the only club ever that was bound north, that was own north of eight mile.
01:33:19
I was like, oh no, no, no, no. John Jones a lot of times because I used to work.
01:33:22
Yeah, oh yeah, I know shit. Yeah.
01:33:24
That was where my brother and I had never been there.
01:33:27
I've never been there.
01:33:29
It's just anywhere.
01:33:31
Yeah.
01:33:32
A while, like ten years.
01:33:34
We used to pick people.
01:33:35
I told the story.
01:33:36
We go there,
01:33:36
we go there on lunch
01:33:37
break, and then, several guys would not come back after lunch.
01:33:40
And it's like, all right, so you're just going to
01:33:43
you're not going to make money and you're going to lose money like you could.
01:33:46
Okay. Yeah.
01:33:46
That was the decision.
01:33:48
All right. Well go over.
01:33:51
We used to make money
01:33:53
because my friends girlfriends all work there.
01:33:56
Oh oh
01:33:59
your friends girlfriends or.
01:34:01
That's what they thought.
01:34:02
Yeah. They're friends girlfriends. Yeah, yeah.
01:34:04
Plenty of guys like that.
01:34:06
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:34:07
That calls them girlfriend. Yeah.
01:34:08
That's why the other guys, you know them.
01:34:11
It was Jeff and Adam both. Oh okay.
01:34:15
For the longest time, a bunch of other people.
01:34:19
Don't I get to hear it from Bob about blaming Jeff
01:34:22
for something that he didn't do?
01:34:24
So Bob's on his deathbed.
01:34:26
We wish Bob well, okay,
01:34:29
but don't I?
01:34:29
Oh, do I owe Jeff an apology?
01:34:33
No. Oh. So now all right, it gets deeper.
01:34:36
Okay. But I talked to Bob briefly today.
01:34:38
I have a yeah, I have about eight pages of text.
01:34:41
Probably take about ten minutes to read.
01:34:43
Oh, crap.
01:34:44
It's longer than my monologue.
01:34:47
Probably is.
01:34:49
But yeah, he did blame both Gary and Jeff
01:34:52
along with not should I just name all these names
01:34:55
because I don't know what I don't I don't know what any of them are.
01:34:57
Some of. I'm not even sure. English. Foxley.
01:35:00
Nicky. Yeah. Ed.
01:35:01
Karen. Another couple. Yeah.
01:35:04
And he gets very specific about most of it.
01:35:08
Yeah.
01:35:08
He he does call out Rick aka Seider.
01:35:12
Yeah. He I never says I,
01:35:16
he says he has, he has email receipts.
01:35:19
He has
01:35:21
specific copies.
01:35:22
Anyways, it goes on and on and on.
01:35:24
And it makes me feel bad to be even.
01:35:26
I thought I was going to be entertaining,
01:35:28
but then I was just like, this is this is not good.
01:35:30
No. I say we keep pressing it.
01:35:33
So all right, but I'm going to start
01:35:34
at the bottom like the last page of a book, okay.
01:35:37
Where it says
01:35:40
it's too bad because this could be
01:35:42
such a better world.
01:35:45
I like that that's the last thing he says.
01:35:47
And then he I, I wonder I hope you're watching Bob,
01:35:50
is that he talks about how the tournament had such bigger plans,
01:35:55
but now he doesn't really care anymore and people won't change
01:35:58
because I said, well, maybe these people,
01:35:59
maybe we can get him to apologize or at least talk about it.
01:36:02
Or maybe it's a big misunderstanding.
01:36:03
Maybe nobody knows what they even did. No, maybe nobody cares.
01:36:06
He doesn't think anybody cares because they would have already.
01:36:08
They would have already
01:36:09
like, know people are going to come knock on your door and be like, hey,
01:36:12
remember that fucking tournament ten years ago that apparently people.
01:36:17
Right? I don't even know what happened exactly.
01:36:19
Although on this one,
01:36:19
this late in a 12 step program where they have to make amends.
01:36:24
But he does call out Jeff at one.
01:36:26
I don't know exactly why, but it was, I wasn't blaming Jeff.
01:36:31
Jeff's the only pro I can name.
01:36:34
He does say one thing about draw.
01:36:39
Really?
01:36:40
Yeah. Joel was cool.
01:36:43
OKC and I blame draw.
01:36:48
Sorry, I just dead named you and outed your name.
01:36:51
Your real name, but I don't care.
01:36:52
Nice job Lawrence.
01:36:56
But that's what he said anyways.
01:37:02
He has no blame.
01:37:03
He said more. You have no blame.
01:37:06
But Gary and Jeff and the rest of them.
01:37:11
They refuse to take the blame or refuse
01:37:12
to take responsibility for their actions.
01:37:15
All right, so we're about the problem, trying to force their way.
01:37:19
And you weren't supposed to bring friends.
01:37:21
This is the business. One of my favorite parts, though,
01:37:23
about talking about the chemicals in the burgers.
01:37:25
And so that's what I want to talk to you.
01:37:28
But he left. He fucking left.
01:37:32
Then he just said, I want to get to the bottom of this or I want to press this.
01:37:35
He said, I want to press this and then left.
01:37:40
Actually,
01:37:41
you've said your name before, so I don't feel bad at all.
01:37:44
I did it for a second, but you even explained
01:37:47
you even explained how your, your, relative, your sibling mispronounced it
01:37:53
or something and was trying to say the actual word
01:37:55
that I just said, which I still feel bad, but I don't know why.
01:37:57
Because we've said it a million times and I don't feel bad.
01:37:59
All right.
01:37:59
So here's here's some of the details.
01:38:02
Gary is the one who brought Rick.
01:38:06
He wasn't supposed to.
01:38:07
What does that mean? What say you? What?
01:38:09
What does he mean? You weren't supposed to?
01:38:11
That was Tom Stillman's, caddy.
01:38:15
So I guess he was on my card because someone was my partner,
01:38:19
but, for, as far as me,
01:38:22
bringing him, that's not true.
01:38:26
And him not being invited, that's also not true.
01:38:30
And as for him being the first ace and eunuch like for prior, that is true.
01:38:36
That's true.
01:38:37
So, okay, so this is why this is good.
01:38:39
This is why it's good to talk about.
01:38:41
See this probably all just misunderstandings.
01:38:43
So you didn't go pick Rick up and drag him to the.
01:38:46
No, no, that wasn't me.
01:38:48
He wasn't under 18 at the time. No.
01:38:53
Yeah, we had no underage children.
01:38:55
No. Yeah.
01:38:56
Rick, this is one of the ones we've said a lot, too.
01:38:59
He said no matter what he does, no matter what he tells people,
01:39:02
there's always people that are going to just find their way into the tournament.
01:39:05
Yeah, apparently because of where you guys had it or something.
01:39:07
They're just people, right?
01:39:09
What was the problem? What was the problem?
01:39:10
A lot of access.
01:39:12
Like, so one of the main problems was something about food.
01:39:16
So let's just keep going. I don't know if these are all different times.
01:39:18
He just said, Tagalongs.
01:39:20
Are you talking about Tagalongs?
01:39:22
Those are cookies, right? No.
01:39:24
No, I'm just saying people. Yeah.
01:39:25
I never got said, by the way. Oh, you're.
01:39:30
No, I'm just saying
01:39:31
people who are adding on that word play in the tournament.
01:39:35
Yeah.
01:39:35
He said he couldn't keep the bad elements or people that or people that were just
01:39:39
more people were adding friends, adding friends,
01:39:41
and then those people were becoming a problem.
01:39:43
This is why I want Bob on. I'm not sure.
01:39:45
I was never I was invited, I was I want him to have another one, too.
01:39:49
I want to try if we can come to men's
01:39:50
and get, you know, some kind of understanding.
01:39:52
I don't want to fool you so we can.
01:39:55
What? Come.
01:39:55
You don't want to come in?
01:39:57
Yeah, I heard yes.
01:39:59
Make them. And,
01:40:01
You want to come to man a easier.
01:40:03
All right.
01:40:04
Well, my brain is ahead in front of strokes.
01:40:06
So you start when talking about cider, he literally says he was
01:40:10
on some kind of chemical.
01:40:11
I don't know what it was, but he fucked it up.
01:40:15
Oh, yeah?
01:40:16
What?
01:40:16
Was there an event where he was so trash?
01:40:19
Yeah, it was who?
01:40:20
Who? Cider.
01:40:22
So. Oh, I bet ace, you heard that.
01:40:25
You can hear it in his voice.
01:40:26
That was that was whole one round one.
01:40:29
It's.
01:40:30
He just gets wasted early in the morning, I think.
01:40:33
Or he was the.
01:40:34
Maybe he was on kratom or something day.
01:40:36
What did he say?
01:40:37
I didn't know, but it was all uphill from here or whatever.
01:40:41
Okay. Biscuits and gravy.
01:40:43
Yeah. Wrestling over.
01:40:45
Here's a reference to what you said about Jeff in the pro purse or something.
01:40:49
Jeff and his friends were the one who told me that.
01:40:52
Told me that I stole money from the tournament and.
01:40:55
Right.
01:40:56
And put it on line, I don't I never knew it.
01:40:58
Put it on line.
01:40:59
Oh, like started bitching about it online, right?
01:41:02
Easy. Right?
01:41:02
Everybody thing was a problem. I always thought it was within.
01:41:05
Within his like that immediate like, kind of pro
01:41:09
friend group or whatever, I don't know.
01:41:10
I also thought maybe it just became a burden
01:41:12
because, supposedly he, he wasn't he wasn't set up kind of showing up money.
01:41:16
But it's a lot easier to blame other people when you get tired.
01:41:20
Yeah.
01:41:20
He when he would give up and kind of lose it, lose a little bit of money.
01:41:23
Most definitely.
01:41:25
And so apparently some people throw tournaments just to make money.
01:41:28
I mean, it's obviously you can make I mean that.
01:41:30
Yeah.
01:41:30
I mean, if you can break even though I guess that would be the ultimate goal
01:41:33
and then maybe like, pay yourself for it for doing some work for it,
01:41:36
you know, you because you did a lot of legwork.
01:41:38
So everything I throw ends up costing me.
01:41:41
Money's no good online.
01:41:43
And that there was stealing.
01:41:44
So I guess that assumes means
01:41:46
he wasn't giving out prizes, but he was definitely ended up negative.
01:41:50
Oh, people were like people were assuming that he was getting off of it.
01:41:54
If people were feeling shorted, I guess, and I'd never.
01:41:56
Are you kidding me? I've never that I know.
01:41:58
I always like that.
01:41:59
You you.
01:42:00
That's why I brought up plenty of you next.
01:42:02
And I sucked. And I've always walked away with something.
01:42:05
Yeah, we got prizes anyway. That's.
01:42:07
Yeah, yeah.
01:42:08
Then there was the time that he had to go buy more food because Gary's buddy messed
01:42:12
up the fucking burgers.
01:42:14
Oh, yeah?
01:42:15
What are you selling that?
01:42:16
Don't say he was the chef Snyder again.
01:42:19
Oh. Oh, so what was it about these issues?
01:42:22
I thought he is a chef.
01:42:24
He is the same eunuch. Or was this ever eunuch?
01:42:26
He came and it got worse. Was this all one? You got this.
01:42:29
This is all that last one. Gotcha.
01:42:31
Oh my lord. Really?
01:42:32
So his face was bleeding.
01:42:34
He caught himself on the bridge of the nose
01:42:36
and he was gushing blood from his face all over the burgers.
01:42:39
So because the fucking burgers were all fucked up.
01:42:41
So you needed buns and food that cost me another couple hundred dollars.
01:42:45
Yeah, that's all true.
01:42:47
Also, people were stealing prizes from the prize table.
01:42:50
Never caught anybody stealing,
01:42:51
but there were definitely prizes missing that were going to be given out.
01:42:56
And then he says, I'm just giving you the lowdown.
01:42:58
Do you think I brought in the criminal element?
01:43:01
No no no no no no, just I just anyone.
01:43:05
It doesn't matter.
01:43:06
I it's just because I was hoping
01:43:08
that it was other reasons and but as far as a clown card goes,
01:43:12
we had caddies and their girlfriends and they were all walking
01:43:17
with us, and my dog, I mean, we had like, nine people on earth.
01:43:21
Oh, you're one of those assholes.
01:43:23
Yes. Clown card. Well, I guess the.
01:43:26
Yeah.
01:43:27
No, no, I didn't we, we played the, the fucking Sherwood
01:43:30
Brewery tournament was that, you know,
01:43:32
that one group have like, their girlfriend, like, tag along.
01:43:35
And it was kind of annoying because she was kind of annoying
01:43:38
because it was like, I want you to feel kind of welcome.
01:43:40
Like it was more you and me or, you know, I think we.
01:43:44
Did you knock it off or. We miss you.
01:43:46
Yeah, it's way more friends.
01:43:48
The Sherwood Brewery was you showed up
01:43:51
and like, there was a group of groups of people that knew each other. The.
01:43:54
Yeah, that was everyone knew.
01:43:56
Someone that knew.
01:43:57
So yeah.
01:43:59
Yeah, yeah. That's that was the whole point.
01:44:01
Like that's how you knew about the unique.
01:44:03
Yeah. It was an invitational advertising. Yeah.
01:44:06
No it was and everybody on my card all nine.
01:44:09
And the dog had the open invitation from adding
01:44:13
Karen, we were on private property and I didn't need to be invited to unique,
01:44:19
but I was I was up for on any time.
01:44:23
That one.
01:44:24
That was the last one after that. Yeah.
01:44:26
It was a park.
01:44:27
They did it twice.
01:44:29
It was two years ago. What?
01:44:31
I know what I want to show you.
01:44:33
Not want to shout that out or I don't care.
01:44:35
I don't know if you guys, you know,
01:44:37
that's if you hang out there all the time, you know.
01:44:39
Oh, yeah.
01:44:40
You can't say where people live.
01:44:43
No. That's the there's a private course.
01:44:45
Right. You don't mention that for sure. Yeah. You guys. Yeah.
01:44:48
You don't even want to mention the other parks
01:44:50
of course, where you play all the time.
01:44:51
Stoney Creek Metroparks. Fine. Yeah.
01:44:54
That one over. Yeah. Look for the ball too.
01:44:56
So I was never see him there because he doesn't just go.
01:44:59
I always thought that.
01:44:59
Oh that hurts like my shoulder. God dang it.
01:45:04
It really does it right now.
01:45:06
It hurts because I went through Stoney.
01:45:09
No. Sorry. Easy.
01:45:12
I played
01:45:13
so well.
01:45:14
This is a good way towards out here.
01:45:17
I want to know.
01:45:20
So we played so I take you just a quarter mile from there.
01:45:25
I guess. No,
01:45:28
maybe the other people I don't want at the tournament
01:45:33
who caused all kinds of problems, wound up showing up.
01:45:35
Oh, yeah.
01:45:35
Yeah, they're way in.
01:45:37
This will cause problems.
01:45:39
It will end up getting ugly, they will refuse to take blame and blah, blah, blah.
01:45:43
And I talked about that draw was cool.
01:45:45
Talked about that.
01:45:47
Never received an apology from any of them.
01:45:49
So I don't even want to deal with them.
01:45:51
So see if it was that simple.
01:45:53
I know you if you don't think
01:45:55
you did anything, obviously it's not you that needs to apologize.
01:45:57
But if somebody else did,
01:45:59
well, do you remember my advice from earlier?
01:46:01
Do a fake apology, I won't,
01:46:05
oh, I will do.
01:46:06
I will not apologize over who was anything.
01:46:10
All I ever did was ask Bob that are bullshit.
01:46:12
Proud of your conviction.
01:46:14
Crap to you neck prizes.
01:46:16
It takes a man to never apologize on on,
01:46:20
an apology. You're right, I don't bother.
01:46:22
Hey, Bob.
01:46:23
Well, we made this dumb shit.
01:46:24
You mind giving it away?
01:46:26
My advice is just do the opposite.
01:46:28
Take a dive.
01:46:28
Because my in my experience.
01:46:30
And I just got a couple of years on you,
01:46:33
the last thing you want to do is win an argument,
01:46:36
and then you have, like a woman that you just proved is
01:46:40
right now.
01:46:42
Oh, you know what? Yeah.
01:46:44
I'll back to you next.
01:46:45
One last thing I stole I was accused, I think, of one last thing because somebody.
01:46:50
Hold on. Wait. You were. That was you stealing.
01:46:52
You did it. Yeah. Oh, okay. Let me explain.
01:46:55
Someone put out a plate of weed brownies.
01:46:58
Pot brownies?
01:46:59
They baked the pot into the brownies, and they were delicious.
01:47:03
So I had. So I had two.
01:47:06
Is that excessive?
01:47:08
Did I help myself too much?
01:47:09
I mean, they put them out to surely.
01:47:12
And I took one was, was it delicious?
01:47:14
So I took a second and ate it.
01:47:17
Yeah. Was I teeming with you? Is that. Yeah.
01:47:19
It will.
01:47:20
You weren't even on my card, but you were there.
01:47:23
You guys know you guys? Yeah.
01:47:25
So it's all starting to make sense to me.
01:47:28
So you're, like, the most responsible one you must do.
01:47:32
You walk in the front with that group of nine? Yes.
01:47:34
You always.
01:47:35
So Gary always brings up the rear because I was.
01:47:39
I'm. Yes, he does know. He waits for everyone else to go.
01:47:42
And I'm a duck I am. Oh my God.
01:47:45
So what's what's going to come with that
01:47:47
then though is maybe misdirected blame and shit.
01:47:52
You should have you should have been, you know, that kind of shit.
01:47:56
I, I think know I am the leader of the pack.
01:48:02
Oh, wait, whose voice I just hear.
01:48:05
Thanks.
01:48:06
You're welcome.
01:48:07
Nice.
01:48:09
You may have room to still put your.
01:48:13
You're what?
01:48:17
Oh, that is awesome.
01:48:18
But we're the window, so we're going to.
01:48:21
It's not even our first appearance on the other corner.
01:48:23
We're going to have a live event.
01:48:24
How do you think of that now?
01:48:26
Are we going to have a live event?
01:48:28
I mean, this is a live event, but okay.
01:48:30
But no the like Crowder with the presidential thing or something.
01:48:34
The election way less people, way less production.
01:48:37
I was okay, but I think it's fewer people and less production.
01:48:41
We could have it at 100 like right between
01:48:45
oh I go to one I Jets.
01:48:47
It's huge.
01:48:49
I have to talk to them and make sure they'll let us set up there.
01:48:51
But I don't see why not.
01:48:52
Right. It's not like we're right draw like a huge crowd.
01:48:54
We're just just right now.
01:48:56
The six people watching right now,
01:49:00
that's great.
01:49:01
Do you think that maybe somebody should talk to draw about this?
01:49:04
Maybe. Is urologist.
01:49:07
Have you have you peed once?
01:49:09
I haven't peed yet.
01:49:10
This is his second or third.
01:49:13
I've played like, 4
01:49:15
or 5 times, and it sounds like he's
01:49:18
like, wait, what?
01:49:19
Oh, right.
01:49:20
But you only got up once, so that's all I was counting, was it?
01:49:24
Oh, no, I've been gone.
01:49:26
I've been missing most of the show.
01:49:29
Oh, is that what you're doing every time you get up?
01:49:31
Yeah.
01:49:33
I've got
01:49:34
oh, I even peed when I got my kitty outfit
01:49:38
looking there that there's Rocky Mount,
01:49:40
but they're one of the few remaining of its kind.
01:49:44
Isn't it beautiful?
01:49:45
My God, it's got it right.
01:49:46
Voice.
01:49:51
I would say,
01:49:53
that, I have been,
01:49:54
I may have been drinking and, that not
01:49:57
that that's sound is the sound of a very, very healthy urethra.
01:50:02
Was it because the first one is scream?
01:50:04
That's a powerful scream, bro.
01:50:06
Swirling and spiraling so thick.
01:50:09
That was the toilet flush.
01:50:11
Oh. All right,
01:50:14
are we gonna play the killer?
01:50:16
You guys want my last thoughts on runes?
01:50:21
Your runes.
01:50:23
Runes, runes?
01:50:25
Because the kid actually brings into, question.
01:50:30
One of the things that I have to say about runes, which is magic.
01:50:33
Magic spells.
01:50:35
I gotta make sure we go to the good.
01:50:36
Yeah, unless you wanna talk about magic spells.
01:50:39
Yeah, well, that's.
01:50:40
That was one of my talks about it.
01:50:42
Well, we don't have closing thoughts here.
01:50:48
At Black Hair ask you,
01:50:53
I recently attended a funeral for a family member during the 90 minute
01:50:57
service, my great nieces and nephews, ages 3 to 6, were running around the church.
01:51:03
Their parents said nothing.
01:51:04
It allowed them to continue following the service.
01:51:06
We were all invited to a sit down
01:51:09
meal in the banquet room of an upscale restaurant.
01:51:13
Again, the children, ages 3 to 13.
01:51:16
Apparently they just added.
01:51:18
They just, were allowed to run around screaming and body slam, body
01:51:23
slamming each other on the dance floor in the center of the room.
01:51:27
The noise became deafening with no regard to the older attendees.
01:51:32
Again, the parents seemed oblivious to the noise and did nothing to stop them.
01:51:36
My son is being married in two months.
01:51:38
Several of the children who attended the funeral
01:51:40
will be in attendance at the wedding.
01:51:42
How can I address the fact that I don't want the same performance
01:51:45
from these kids at the wedding and my in reception?
01:51:48
My husband and I are putting out a large sum of money for this event.
01:51:52
I don't want to leave early because of deafening noise and embarrassment.
01:51:56
Signed.
01:51:57
Dreading it in Colorado.
01:52:00
Hey. Dreading it?
01:52:01
Not all events are all ages events.
01:52:04
All you have to do is announce that this is not an all ages event,
01:52:08
and then people can't show up with their kids
01:52:12
and have to either have a babysitter or stay home.
01:52:16
Either way, I'm good with it.
01:52:18
No children allowed at my birthday parties.
01:52:20
That's been the rule forever. And.
01:52:23
And as long as we stick to that rule, everything's perfect.
01:52:28
But I agree, kids suck into the worst.
01:52:32
But if you're going to have an all ages event, that means the elderly folks
01:52:37
have to deal with the screaming, crying, pro wrestling and bodies.
01:52:41
Yeah. Oh no. I saw
01:52:44
Twitter saying that, yeah.
01:52:45
Oh no. I like kids. You hate kids.
01:52:48
I make sure it is known that kids are not welcome
01:52:52
on these premises.
01:52:55
I don't like kids.
01:52:56
They suck.
01:52:57
I suck as a kid.
01:53:00
I remember when he used to live at 123 pounds
01:53:03
with safety glasses and a wheel to not just no class, but also other kids.
01:53:08
And you know, the kids.
01:53:10
He gets beyond this line of kids.
01:53:14
What?
01:53:19
I swear that looks like a wax figure.
01:53:22
But that's really Hulk, It's really Hulk Hogan.
01:53:25
It's it's a no, it's not because Hulk Hogan is not that sure.
01:53:30
The kids actually big
01:53:33
kids six feet tall.
01:53:35
He's a big kid now.
01:53:37
He's a big kid.
01:53:38
Hulk Hogan, Hulk Hogan is still not that short.
01:53:41
How come he's like six, four kids? 511.
01:53:45
That's why I didn't even look it up at that.
01:53:48
No, that's not right. Because the kid is not standing up, right?
01:53:50
No, he's not. He look, he's like, bent down.
01:53:53
If he's not straight up, he'd be maybe an inch shorter than Hulk
01:53:56
Hogan did make an appearance in Romeo and did sell this real American
01:54:01
beer all over Michigan this day.
01:54:02
Yeah, that's a verse.
01:54:04
Then let's say in front of a display.
01:54:06
So they claim that Hulk Hogan is six foot seven.
01:54:10
I'm not.
01:54:10
I'm not sure if it's a cardboard standee or wax.
01:54:13
That's not that is.
01:54:16
Come on Sue man.
01:54:18
Let's see both of their faces.
01:54:19
Imposed on each other. It won't let me.
01:54:22
It won't let me zoom in, make him kiss
01:54:26
me. I will.
01:54:26
But look at this. Look at it. Hold on.
01:54:29
Look at this.
01:54:33
Is this true?
01:54:35
What?
01:54:38
Six foot seven.
01:54:39
That's a wrestling number.
01:54:42
You know, wrestling numbers are all embellished, right?
01:54:45
He's six four. Is it still?
01:54:47
Oh, he's a big dude, but they say six seven because it sounds better.
01:54:52
Well, six for the kid is not the rest.
01:54:55
The kids, the seven.
01:54:56
The referee thinks they're like, four feet tall.
01:54:59
You know that.
01:55:01
He's like he's like slightly in front of him and then like bent down.
01:55:06
His back is arch, his knees are bent.
01:55:08
That's like maybe four inches of of,
01:55:11
the kid's girlfriend, known as the girlfriend is taking the picture.
01:55:16
She's very short.
01:55:18
She's pointing up at them.
01:55:20
He's standing in the corner.
01:55:22
She actually looks like she's a eye level two.
01:55:25
She's going right across from the kid, so hold on.
01:55:27
No, the clerk law was four seven, so
01:55:33
how tall is the kid?
01:55:34
So what? He's 510.
01:55:37
Ever since we've commented on his mullet, he's been.
01:55:40
He's been going very hatless.
01:55:42
What is that?
01:55:42
Is he's always hatless. Unless he's at work.
01:55:46
Oh, okay.
01:55:47
Oh, never know, I might d and let me.
01:55:49
That's a better brother.
01:55:50
But I'm a hat I heard. Oh.
01:55:53
Wrong way.
01:55:54
I heard you were. Yeah.
01:55:56
Did you go anywhere special?
01:55:57
You're, You're maneuver
01:56:01
Romeo to, this morning, actually, to pick up the narrative from the.
01:56:05
Oh, I mean, you okay?
01:56:06
That's all I've done now. Congratulations. Yeah, yeah.
01:56:09
No, I, I met Hulk Hogan on, on Tuesday.
01:56:12
No, on Wednesday, that is next the 23rd.
01:56:16
What's today Friday. Yeah I'm on Wednesday. Okay.
01:56:19
No idea when I met him.
01:56:20
Did that make you late for work?
01:56:22
Yeah, I took a hat.
01:56:24
Sorry.
01:56:24
I had to be at work by 430, and the event was supposed to be 3 to 430.
01:56:28
But they didn't start shuffling people
01:56:29
until 430, so I didn't get out of there till, like, five. Wow.
01:56:32
So I had, I did talk with, the lady upstairs and kind of sweet talk.
01:56:37
My God, stay in a little bit.
01:56:39
Right that way. But it was on Mary, I.
01:56:42
We already did the video, but I, I got a picture next to him.
01:56:45
Oh. Your arms look thicker than his.
01:56:47
Yeah, the Hulk Hogan,
01:56:49
he did do roids, but, you know, we haven't had him for a while.
01:56:52
Did you?
01:56:53
You know, I'm sure he's getting a little lazy in his old age, so it's starting to.
01:56:56
Oh, look thinner, you know, like, I like it.
01:56:59
When I went up to him, I was like another Battista.
01:57:01
He was. He was very thin. And I was, like, very svelte.
01:57:04
He used to be fucking with
01:57:06
roids, I don't remember.
01:57:08
So it's a 24 inch pythons.
01:57:09
I thought a natural.
01:57:11
Oh was it?
01:57:11
Maybe it was some like 224 is crazy.
01:57:13
I thought it was 36in 24.
01:57:15
It's crazy. But,
01:57:17
you know, I went up. That's crazy.
01:57:19
That's me was a great impersonation of me.
01:57:23
You know, I don't want to tell Hulk Hogan to hit the gym or whatever, but,
01:57:25
you know. Right?
01:57:26
What he just did, I want it.
01:57:27
Did that beer for the.
01:57:29
I didn't think he was going to rip on a real American beer.
01:57:31
Yeah, but you remember the reason the shirtless Joe got mad at me?
01:57:35
I don't know if they saw he he, there was no longer radio silence.
01:57:39
Boos from Joe.
01:57:40
And he's no longer pissed me.
01:57:42
Well, he's going to be after he sees this next the kid segment because I do.
01:57:46
I mean I was with the kid
01:57:49
I this one there's there's our plug. Yep.
01:57:52
Close it out.
01:57:53
Well, let me tell you something.
01:57:58
Close it up.
01:58:01
I'm a real American.
01:58:05
Wow. For the rights of every man.
01:58:08
That was great.
01:58:09
So check out how many times.
01:58:11
So this is the the the brother Blaine has all let us here to this.
01:58:15
Great.
01:58:15
This is like 36 times this very moment because not more than 2 or 3 minutes
01:58:20
from now, Hulk Hogan,
01:58:22
you along with Jimmy Hart in your corner, will be going to the ring
01:58:25
here in front of this capacity crowd at Super Brawl five
01:58:30
and the World Heavyweight title.
01:58:33
You know, the frame of mind that Vader is in this man is a loose cannon.
01:58:37
He is ballistic tonight. Well, you know something.
01:58:39
I mean, Gene, to say that the city of Baltimore brother was not
01:58:43
electric would be an understatement.
01:58:45
Brother, they their time has been running rampant.
01:58:47
He's been bullied his way around here for the last couple of days.
01:58:50
Brother, we know the power of Vader.
01:58:53
We know all about that demon he's warned us all about brother.
01:58:56
But the thing is, brother, this is the final test for Hulk Hogan.
01:59:00
Brother, this is the test that separates the good man from the bad man.
01:59:04
Brother.
01:59:04
The immortality of Hulkamania.
01:59:06
And he will have to bury me, brother.
01:59:09
He only had to do that one more brother.
01:59:11
To steal the trust, the love and the devotion and the future.
01:59:15
Those Hulkamania for me means the whole way here.
01:59:17
Psyched up Jimmy Hart, your voice, your concern.
01:59:19
And Hulk even now at the, I mean, gene overload is a I've got a voice by legend.
01:59:25
Great.
01:59:25
Thank you. Tonight, my friend.
01:59:26
Well, you know, it goes all the way to the home front, brother.
01:59:30
Even my family says, oh,
01:59:33
brother, you don't have to prove a thing.
01:59:35
The man.
01:59:36
It didn't stop watching.
01:59:37
Well, I know all about Vader brothers.
01:59:39
I know all about what he's made up.
01:59:41
And you say the pythons?
01:59:45
The pythons?
01:59:47
We mentioned the pythons.
01:59:48
There's another kid video, and I'm serious.
01:59:50
I, I was snide, you know?
01:59:54
You know, you're exactly right.
01:59:55
That's why the people often get off on me.
01:59:57
They don't care if I come riding up in a big, long limousine or with a 24th.
02:00:01
Wait.
02:00:02
Maybe that's why we got by the zoo right now.
02:00:04
You talking about kid?
02:00:06
I was right there. This.
02:00:09
You know, Hulk, you've got
02:00:11
a little bit of that Rambo in yourself, you know, give up and get off on me.
02:00:14
They don't care if I come riding up, you know, off on me
02:00:17
or with the 24th pythons, or with the 24th pythons,
02:00:20
or with the 24 pythons, or with a 24th pythons hanging up.
02:00:24
Whoa.
02:00:25
Where that picture of the kid.
02:00:26
Throw that picture of the kid back up there 24 hours, five hours
02:00:30
if I'm stepping on.
02:00:32
Or is a kid.
02:00:33
God damn it.
02:00:34
Poor shit. Production value. Fuck this show.
02:00:37
I know.
02:00:39
Okay?
02:00:40
I'm not leaving.
02:00:42
I like this new place.
02:00:44
I just realized that there was no, likes
02:00:46
comments or people subscribing, so.
02:00:50
Oh, like, comment and subscribe.
02:00:53
Oh, and call it, 5863 rants three.
02:00:58
That's five.
02:00:58
Look picture of did you guys see the picture of Jesus traffic light
02:01:02
the Jesus from north of eight mile.
02:01:04
He's correcting me.
02:01:05
I don't recall traffic light was at a is it still.
02:01:09
Oh yeah. The traffic that was there near Mount Clemens.
02:01:12
That was Oh, yeah.
02:01:13
Hold on a second.
02:01:15
Ron Clemens Pontiac.
02:01:16
That doesn't count as well.
02:01:18
I'm sorry. When I said the Detroit strip club.
02:01:20
Not in Detroit, I meant the only one.
02:01:22
Not in a shitty downtown.
02:01:24
Sorry. Oh, I glossed over that all.
02:01:27
There was traffic light, and you were like, where is it?
02:01:30
Yeah, 15 Mile Mound was John John's.
02:01:33
It was like the only one in Metro Detroit.
02:01:35
I don't cancel war. That's Warren.
02:01:37
So unless north of eight mile.
02:01:39
That's not what I don't know John John's.
02:01:42
It was.
02:01:43
It was just north of 696. It was just north of 696.
02:01:45
I was a guy. Probably right, because I was deja vu.
02:01:48
I no claim under highway, no deja vu.
02:01:52
That. You know what? That's not fair. That's wrong with every door.
02:01:54
Yeah. Oh, yeah.
02:01:56
One time or another, a strip club was named that deja vu.
02:01:59
Yeah, I know there was a deja vu in Mount Clemens.
02:02:01
There was one at Eight Mile.
02:02:02
Actually, it's closer or better to just go over to Windsor.
02:02:06
Ashley, access the one and only time he played the eunuch, he ate nine hotdogs.
02:02:12
Oh, that's where all the food went.
02:02:16
Who? Nine hotdogs.
02:02:19
That's ridiculous.
02:02:21
That's like a contest winner.
02:02:24
Well, think about it, though.
02:02:25
Doesn't the eunuch go on for, like, four hours?
02:02:28
It's longer than that. It's all day.
02:02:31
We get there early and we go home after everything.
02:02:34
I don't think eaten as. So.
02:02:36
Did you eat nine hot dogs in ten minutes?
02:02:38
Like they put them out and you're like,
02:02:41
dip, dip them in water and fucking just at them down like deep.
02:02:45
Throw them in shit because that's different.
02:02:46
Yeah, it does sound like a contest.
02:02:48
Like nine.
02:02:49
Oh, that seems excessive.
02:02:52
Were they foot long?
02:02:53
Did they have even a day?
02:02:54
I'll wait for, you know.
02:02:58
Okay. That's that's a little hot.
02:03:00
I don't know, nines too many, I think. Nines,
02:03:03
like I say, homophobic.
02:03:05
When I order hot dogs, I'll get, like, chili dogs.
02:03:08
No hot dog, just the bun, the chili, the onions and the mustard.
02:03:11
I will not stick a tube of meat
02:03:14
that clearly means I'm homophobic, right?
02:03:16
Or just not gay.
02:03:17
Or maybe two gay.
02:03:20
Oh, I11 of those.
02:03:22
Oh, no.
02:03:22
I sucked it down pretty hard.
02:03:27
Oh. Okay.
02:03:30
So the next thing.
02:03:31
Yeah.
02:03:33
For Jeremy.
02:03:34
There he goes.
02:03:35
Okay, wait.
02:03:36
Oh, look at in the background.
02:03:39
I thought it was at the end. He said by Jeremy.
02:03:41
Like, like that was the end of the video.
02:03:43
No, look, it's Jeremy in the background.
02:03:45
He's right there. Yeah, that's how it looks like.
02:03:48
The cover of a Beatles album. Yes.
02:03:51
He's got this little cooler.
02:03:52
He's lunchbox.
02:03:53
Jeremy, does he have a high heels? Yeah.
02:03:57
He doesn't know.
02:03:58
He doesn't.
02:04:00
Looks like he does.
02:04:00
Well, he could wear some.
02:04:02
He's a kind of a textbook. Oh, there he goes.
02:04:04
Okay.
02:04:04
Hey, this is the Gary, and this is the kid. Hello.
02:04:07
Well, we go back in.
02:04:10
Yep. Wait, did you guys come in on a Saturday?
02:04:12
You look different.
02:04:13
You're dressed different.
02:04:14
Something is totally different.
02:04:16
He's stripped and wearing his hat backwards.
02:04:20
Yeah, that's a warmer day outside.
02:04:22
That is.
02:04:23
Hey, it was nice today.
02:04:24
I'm wearing this shirt.
02:04:26
It is this exact shirt.
02:04:28
I haven't changed for work.
02:04:30
They didn't change for work yet.
02:04:31
They just got there.
02:04:32
Or maybe it's the before they go home.
02:04:34
Just met you guys.
02:04:36
Just met at work,
02:04:37
worked at college, and that's all the material we have for this week?
02:04:40
We're doing, runes. You know what, runes?
02:04:43
You're still wearing your safety glasses.
02:04:45
Okay.
02:04:45
Do you know what runes. Oh, yeah. Oh, that gives that gives it away.
02:04:48
Yeah. Right.
02:04:49
That's that's all I got. Oh, girl. Things on the ground.
02:04:52
You forgot to take it off before you look at them.
02:04:54
And then they think they decide to use.
02:04:55
Okay. So that's like no I wear them guys.
02:04:58
It's like all the way to the car near a high level destruction.
02:05:01
Okay, so no.
02:05:03
You there. Holy crap. Prescription.
02:05:06
What else? My.
02:05:07
I leave my regular glasses in the dark.
02:05:09
Is that is, I, got a strap.
02:05:12
I don't want to bring him in, but he's only here. But.
02:05:16
No, not really.
02:05:18
I'm using it, I don't know. Oh, I love him.
02:05:21
I know every time I make the kid's arm bigger than Hulk Hogan,
02:05:26
that's what makes me think it's not a real.
02:05:27
I know it looks pretty big.
02:05:28
Yeah, and it's just, again, you underestimating the size of the kid.
02:05:32
I am a giant. I always you can't carry us.
02:05:35
The cardboard.
02:05:36
The cardboard cutouts are not life like.
02:05:38
They're never life like size when you see a cardboard cutouts.
02:05:40
Hello, I'm a unicorn, but it's never exact.
02:05:43
I'm underestimating this kid.
02:05:45
What are you talking about? The friggin. I'm,
02:05:49
I'm. I'm.
02:05:50
Maybe I'm
02:05:51
overestimating the size of the Hulk Hogan, but I'm pretty sure he's bigger than
02:05:54
the bigger.
02:05:59
I got a strap on for Halloween.
02:06:01
I had some chicken puns.
02:06:03
So many chickens.
02:06:04
I'm not really couldn't talk.
02:06:06
I'm a unicorn. Or.
02:06:09
But I to tell people I'm a kitty kitty and.
02:06:14
No, no.
02:06:16
What are you going for?
02:06:17
What are you going to go, honey? LG? Yeah.
02:06:20
Thank you. I don't get that. I'm sorry.
02:06:22
It's like they were like. It was hilarious.
02:06:25
Who's that guy?
02:06:25
The animals, the talk, the cows and stuff. What's that?
02:06:28
Are they. No.
02:06:29
It's like the kids I want to be.
02:06:31
They want to identify as, like, a cat or whatever.
02:06:33
Like, you know.
02:06:34
Oh, yeah, I was going to do that. Now.
02:06:37
I love misidentifying everything is kitty the point of the chair and say, Kitty,
02:06:42
I don't know why it's funny to me.
02:06:43
It's just stupid.
02:06:44
Why do you like to ruin things?
02:06:46
Ruin nice ruins.
02:06:48
I thanks for bringing it back.
02:06:49
I went to a Halloween party the weekend after year party.
02:06:54
Here's where I get call with the girlfriend.
02:06:57
The the girl from your party was this weekend or was it last weekend?
02:07:01
Last weekend?
02:07:03
Last weekend was the last weekend.
02:07:06
So what we did was I dressed up as her and she dressed up as me.
02:07:09
Oh that's hilarious. Yeah, he had his hair.
02:07:11
Let's see. Hold on.
02:07:12
That was hilarious. In 1998, his hair is.
02:07:16
Yeah.
02:07:16
It's the fact that his hair turned into a bitch.
02:07:18
You could get people really pissed off and you mocked turn into a little fagot.
02:07:22
And he's he's, you know, it gets worse.
02:07:24
Listen to what I say next. It was pretty cool.
02:07:27
So you both dressed up like dudes?
02:07:29
Yeah, well,
02:07:31
yeah, that was very.
02:07:33
Yeah. No, that was burn.
02:07:35
Yes. Go. No.
02:07:36
Yeah.
02:07:36
His girlfriend's a dude.
02:07:38
Is that. Yeah.
02:07:39
So I'm like, you seen her? She's your Jack.
02:07:42
No. Yes, yes I know.
02:07:46
Yeah.
02:07:47
Pretty. Yeah.
02:07:48
Pretty jarring.
02:07:49
Does she wear a lot of makeup?
02:07:50
Because if she doesn't, then you just use it as an excuse to dress up like a woman.
02:07:53
She does.
02:07:54
I think she
02:07:55
she probably, like, she just wears lipstick,
02:07:56
which we all went over the previous episode.
02:07:59
It's just a mimic.
02:07:59
She did his makeup for Halloween. I'm sure
02:08:04
you guys see my strap on.
02:08:05
Oh, it is gorgeous.
02:08:06
It lights up
02:08:08
and I don't take it off.
02:08:08
Order a woman, by the way.
02:08:10
By the way, I don't take no orders from nowhere.
02:08:13
Do you remember why I thought that our work looks like, Malaysian,
02:08:18
Sweatshop? No.
02:08:19
Why does it look like a Malaysian sweatshop?
02:08:21
The girl we hired looks like a even younger voice.
02:08:30
Yeah.
02:08:32
Yeah, there's a lot of that going around on a on a strange folks
02:08:36
that walk through the doors of our major rubber manufacturing.
02:08:40
All right.
02:08:40
There you have it.
02:08:41
Yeah. Look at that. One of them right there.
02:08:43
Is that where Camilla is sending all the, immigrants.
02:08:47
Then there is that.
02:08:48
I believe so, yes. Is that what you're saying?
02:08:52
It's my blah, blah, blah blah.
02:08:53
When you see the worker and you say, show me your papers, do you go kitty,
02:08:58
kitty? Yes.
02:09:02
I don't get it.
02:09:02
Still I tried, I understand it's use the wrap more than that joke.
02:09:08
Kitty,
02:09:11
try to say it any time,
02:09:13
Kitty, just throw it in the.
02:09:16
No, no, Kitty.
02:09:19
So let's talk about real American beer.
02:09:21
What that is, is the counterculture to Bud Light.
02:09:23
When Bud Light was bash so much, these shitty beers suddenly put a label on
02:09:27
and was like, are you Ben Shapiro?
02:09:31
No. Yeah.
02:09:32
You went way, the other way. Don't.
02:09:33
How many do you?
02:09:35
I know, like,
02:09:37
very much like, oh, I get it, because I was talking about American capitalism.
02:09:41
You immediately went there. All right,
02:09:45
I get it.
02:09:46
Why are you a Zionist shill?
02:09:51
I don't know, but, we can dive into,
02:09:54
this.
02:09:56
Oh, that's the wrong one.
02:09:58
I'm just going to take. Sorry. We can put this one.
02:10:00
It's a it's like the Trump of the universe.
02:10:04
The only one anybody cares about right now
02:10:06
that we can see that is absolutely the creator of everything.
02:10:10
Whether is going to go on the universe.
02:10:12
Maybe she has just maybe the Bible's true.
02:10:15
But whatever was done here is like a small bodega
02:10:21
in comparison to some enormous fact, like the Gigafactory that makes Tesla's
02:10:25
like, there's a so much larger scale that absolutely created everything.
02:10:31
Not only do absolutely create everything.
02:10:32
We know the process, we know how it happened.
02:10:36
We know how stars are formed.
02:10:38
We know how planets exist.
02:10:39
We know, yes. Wait. Pause.
02:10:41
Casting the planets around. Give me one second.
02:10:43
I was back on the moon.
02:10:44
So much about the way back is that I hate.
02:10:47
I hate that because, like Gary will jump in
02:10:49
talking about how the magic wand was waved in this creation.
02:10:53
There's no way the creation myth, creation myth, blah blah blah.
02:10:55
The creation myth.
02:10:57
Yeah, but like I like what he said.
02:10:58
Clearly it was created with the mechanisms.
02:11:01
Definitely. Right. Physical mechanisms.
02:11:04
Oh, well, the Epic of Gilgamesh
02:11:07
got me looking back at the old creation myth.
02:11:10
The oldest creation myth was the Earth divers creation myth.
02:11:14
And that was birds would fly down into the water
02:11:18
and then swim to the bottom, and then dig up some dirt and put it in their beak,
02:11:22
and then they would place it on top of the water.
02:11:25
And that's how the first continents were built.
02:11:28
See? But like, don't, don't make fun of that as bad as it is
02:11:31
and then like, connect it to what Joe Rogan just don't know that
02:11:35
that was them doing their best to grab it.
02:11:37
That was the best. Yes, there was the best.
02:11:40
Oh yeah.
02:11:40
Sorry bro layer don't know
02:11:43
what if what if it's you know it's not man when the world.
02:11:46
But even they knew that the dirt doesn't float.
02:11:49
I don't understand how that works.
02:11:51
Even though it's a metaphor.
02:11:54
You know what?
02:11:55
If the world was completely water and it was looking at the earth, earth
02:11:58
divers or land divers or whatever?
02:12:00
No, we're not looking.
02:12:01
We're going to look at the original oceans and all these creation
02:12:05
myth was birds swimming down to the bottom of the ocean.
02:12:09
And so, wait, don't miss my point, dude. Oh.
02:12:11
The worst.
02:12:12
Don't throw the worst, most ridiculous creation myth.
02:12:14
That is the first to know.
02:12:17
It's a metaphor, though.
02:12:18
How do you know that there's even a creature?
02:12:20
When there was ocean bound creatures, there was nothing but water.
02:12:23
And then one that finally was able to bring water.
02:12:26
But wait, my point was this when somebody says creation,
02:12:30
they may be talking about Joe Rogan's concept,
02:12:32
where the physical, you know, how it evolved, basically,
02:12:36
but somebody had to set up those laws, those physical laws.
02:12:39
Not I don't know why I said someone see,
02:12:40
that makes you're going to go back to the writing.
02:12:43
Yeah. It doesn't have to be an entity.
02:12:45
The no.
02:12:46
And it's not even something
02:12:47
that we can describe or comprehend because it's so vast.
02:12:50
I mean, wouldn't you still consider that, like,
02:12:54
oh yeah, I was past
02:12:58
non-existent
02:13:00
vast my hidden player yet or one of.
02:13:03
Yeah, the universe is definitely one of those two things, Gary.
02:13:07
It's either vast or nonexistent.
02:13:10
Non-existent.
02:13:11
The universe, the universe doesn't exist.
02:13:15
It are just just a just a matrix.
02:13:19
Okay, we've gotten past that, but then it exists.
02:13:21
Don't have a need for hope and.
02:13:24
Oh, no, no, this actually, this must be.
02:13:28
I can't get past this guy's plastic surgery.
02:13:30
These are questions about the very.
02:13:34
God damn it. Where was he?
02:13:35
Was I mean, how can you trust somebody that don't even trust their own
02:13:39
fucking space?
02:13:40
That.
02:13:44
Like the Gigafactory that makes Teslas like,
02:13:47
there's a so much larger scale that absolutely created everything.
02:13:51
Not only do absolutely create everything.
02:13:53
We know the process.
02:13:55
We know how it happened. We know how.
02:13:57
So why is it why are his eyes so wide open?
02:14:00
No. How?
02:14:01
Because he probably took some weird motions around the weeks and months.
02:14:04
Because he's a monkey.
02:14:06
He's a monkey.
02:14:06
You know so much about the process
02:14:08
of going from single celled organisms to multi celled organisms
02:14:11
and photosynthesis, existing
02:14:13
and that just kind of look like a caricature of a different way.
02:14:15
We know there's so much about all the things
02:14:18
that absolutely came out of the universe itself.
02:14:21
Why not?
02:14:22
I'm going to go open up my third eye.
02:14:24
I mean, it is in some technical sense.
02:14:25
It has everything.
02:14:27
It has everything, including God.
02:14:30
Well, it's God is a real thing.
02:14:31
If you define God as the creator, yes.
02:14:34
Then you're right from those eyeballs.
02:14:37
By the way, the Big Bang,
02:14:39
we don't even understand whether that was the origin of the universe by the way,
02:14:42
we understand that something interesting happened.
02:14:44
This guy did agree that he has a yes, that is God universe. Yes.
02:14:50
And he's trying to answer so question is about the very no I'm not.
02:14:54
No. But God is not my side.
02:14:56
I'm certain of that was the way that it was.
02:14:58
So his model.
02:14:59
Oh then we're going to oh man that we is that we gets done.
02:15:03
So you know
02:15:04
okay.
02:15:05
Things that absolutely came out of the universe itself,
02:15:08
why not assume the universe is God?
02:15:11
I mean, it is in some technical sense, it's everything.
02:15:14
Universe is everything, including God.
02:15:17
Well, he's God is a real thing.
02:15:18
If you define God as the creator, yes, then you're
02:15:22
right from from some point that we don't in this, right?
02:15:25
Yeah, right.
02:15:26
I know, I know, I, I love that kind of an argument
02:15:29
because it, it backs Brian.
02:15:33
Yeah. Right. Yeah.
02:15:33
We're ready to kind of you okay. Yeah.
02:15:37
Yeah. Forced him to say yes. Yeah.
02:15:39
All right.
02:15:40
Yeah okay I agree like all right.
02:15:42
Yeah. Principle.
02:15:44
Right. Yeah.
02:15:46
No you've got to do that if you do the Big bang.
02:15:48
But by just defining that's exactly what I'm talking about.
02:15:52
We in you in the corner is happened do got say.
02:15:54
Yeah he has he has a oh there you go universe. Yes.
02:15:59
And he's trying to answer that cost you questions
02:16:02
about the very special state universe because crazy was there.
02:16:06
Oh he crowds.
02:16:07
So his model is an infinite contraction expansion.
02:16:11
It doesn't read contract.
02:16:13
So it kind of it's called, what's it called?
02:16:15
Conformal cosmology or conformal cosmology or something.
02:16:20
So it's essentially in Einstein's theory alone then. Yes.
02:16:24
And Roger Federer and Stephen Hawking prove this a long time ago.
02:16:27
You then don't know
02:16:29
why or, how the
02:16:32
universe got into this state that we call the Big Bang.
02:16:36
So we don't we don't know whether the universe existed before that.
02:16:40
We have theories that he did that.
02:16:41
He was called inflation, which are very popular theories.
02:16:44
You find him in all the textbooks
02:16:46
which say that before the universe was hot and dense,
02:16:50
which we used to call the Big Bang, space and time is still there
02:16:54
and the universe is expanding extremely fast.
02:16:57
Just got this called inflation.
02:16:58
And then that period draws to a close and that expansion.
02:17:03
So slows down and almost collapses and changes.
02:17:07
And the energy that was driving the expansion gets dumped into space
02:17:11
and changes and ultimately makes the particles out of which we are made.
02:17:15
So that that's that's actually the standard model of cosmology now.
02:17:19
So so we do have an idea that
02:17:22
we define the Big Bang as the hot big bang,
02:17:24
and it's not the origin of the universe in time.
02:17:27
It's the end of inflation.
02:17:29
And then you get the question, what is inflation then?
02:17:33
Did that have a beginning?
02:17:34
That's a great eyeball that in Einstein's theory alone then yes.
02:17:39
And Roger Penrose actually and Stephen Hawking prove this a long time ago
02:17:43
that just given Einstein's theory, you have this singularity,
02:17:47
just like kind of like the black hole singularity, the beginning of time.
02:17:51
But we do know that when you put quantum mechanics
02:17:54
in and add that in, then it gets messy.
02:17:57
And we don't we know what that means.
02:17:59
And so Stephen Hawking had a thing called the no boundary proposal.
02:18:02
There's all sorts.
02:18:03
Basically the point is we don't know.
02:18:05
So we don't know whether the universe had a beginning in time,
02:18:08
I would say is the correct statement as we are at the moment.
02:18:12
So what part of the reason why, by the way,
02:18:15
getting back to the black holes, they're important and interesting
02:18:19
because the study of black holes in this idea of information
02:18:22
and how does it get out, that's leading us to suspect that space
02:18:26
and time themselves are not fundamental,
02:18:29
but they emerge from something else.
02:18:32
So just in the way that we've been talking about consciousness emerging
02:18:36
from this physical structure in our heads, so we don't know how it emerges.
02:18:40
It's a very strange thing, but
02:18:41
but it emerges from this collection of atoms, right in a particular pattern.
02:18:46
Interesting.
02:18:47
We think now from the study of black holes, that space and time emerge
02:18:52
from something else which is kind of
02:18:56
one way to describe it is just a quantum theory.
02:18:59
So in quantum computing terms it would be just qubits.
02:19:03
So a network of qubits entangled together just like a quantum computer,
02:19:08
a bunch of bits.
02:19:09
And we suspect that space and time might emerge.
02:19:14
So surely we have to understand that process.
02:19:17
And we don't see eyeball say that, but we have glimpses of it in much more detail
02:19:21
to start talking about the origin of time, because not just talk about time.
02:19:25
You have to know what it is.
02:19:26
And we don't actually know what it is, which is.
02:19:29
Yeah.
02:19:29
And that's kind of when you say that it sounds bizarre, doesn't it?
02:19:32
Well, how can you not know what time is?
02:19:35
I think Einstein once said that it is the thing that you measure on a watch.
02:19:38
But he said that was kind of almost a joke
02:19:41
because you shouldn't be surprised.
02:19:44
I'm say it is the thing that the watch measures.
02:19:48
Yeah.
02:19:50
Time is a thing. They watch on it.
02:19:52
And that's not even true.
02:20:00
So my last thought on runes
02:20:02
is it looks like alien writing
02:20:06
when you think about an alien ship, when you walk up to it
02:20:09
and it's actually got an inscription on it,
02:20:12
it looks like it's written in runes.
02:20:15
It's kind of neat, but, it's I don't know if it's a leg up,
02:20:19
but it kind of seems natural for us
02:20:23
to start drawing using lines and stuff.
02:20:27
Now, hieroglyphics is more of a pictograph where it looks like
02:20:30
the thing it's describing, whereas runes was a,
02:20:36
symbol representative of a sound.
02:20:39
And we still use that kind of a language structure, but the sound
02:20:44
was more complete, like we have to use t h and th together to make the
02:20:50
sounds, whereas
02:20:53
the runes were a whole like syllable like tish or whatever.
02:20:58
I don't even know
02:21:01
if you think I know what I'm talking about.
02:21:03
You're mistaken.
02:21:05
I'm not. I don't fucking know quite.
02:21:08
I'm not gonna talk about something like a mystery series.
02:21:11
You say class is derived.
02:21:16
Only the wise crack the sign
02:21:20
letters in reverse.
02:21:23
Crack the cipher you come across
02:21:27
in my blank section in.
02:21:30
Maybe it's an alien transmission.
02:21:34
Distorted signal from an unknown station.
02:21:37
Perhaps noise caused the frustration.
02:21:41
I say right,
02:21:44
only the wise cracking the sign
02:21:48
letters right in reverse,
02:21:52
like a cipher.
02:21:53
You got to pass.
02:21:56
To the right place.
02:21:57
It's shiny.
02:21:59
Maybe it's a new transmission.
02:22:02
A distorted signal from an unknown station.
02:22:06
Eyes noise was the frustration.
02:22:09
The sequencing
02:22:12
of my
02:22:13
Mount Rushmore of heroes are my dad.
02:22:17
The one thing for Mount Rushmore is they are not ranked one through four.
02:22:22
It is just, oh, there's a four.
02:22:25
Frosty the Snowman,
02:22:28
Captain Crunch and Professor
02:22:32
that a Smurf.
02:22:33
You can't argue with his his, sense of,
02:22:39
morality, his sense smurf ness, and,
02:22:45
the way he handles Smurf is so smurf.
02:22:51
That one time.
02:22:51
Remember when he.
02:22:52
Smurfette. Yeah.
02:22:54
His ethics are sound.
02:22:56
His moral compass, tracks due north.
02:22:59
Why do you include your dad? That was almost insulting.
02:23:02
You made three made of cartoon characters and
02:23:06
DeGroot dated the entire bit.
02:23:07
But then you included your dad. What did you do?
02:23:09
You had to. Or is that an honest answer?
02:23:12
Yeah.
02:23:12
I include Captain Crunch and my dad in the same list.
02:23:15
Yeah, why wouldn't I?
02:23:17
I don't know, did you eat a lot of cereal as a kid?
02:23:20
And was your dad?
02:23:21
My dad bought it for me.
02:23:23
Well, actually, my mother did the shopping,
02:23:25
but my dad did the, the prime, the heavy lifting.
02:23:30
Did you grow up on Mound by John Johns, by any chance?
02:23:32
Yeah.
02:23:35
So that wasn't your dad?
02:23:41
There's a,
02:23:43
there's a male strip club across the river.
02:23:48
So it can't roll.
02:23:57
Off? No,
02:23:58
draw was involved, but he knows Lavoe, who did dance at Denny's.
02:24:03
It's called Denny's.
02:24:05
Denny's.
02:24:05
Oh, my gosh, I think my,
02:24:10
We have a lot of bachelorette parties there.
02:24:12
You're. Can you get much higher?
02:24:15
I think I could be that much higher.
02:24:20
So I also,
02:24:25
I like.
02:24:27
Oh, yeah, me too much.
02:24:30
Right.
02:24:31
So I000,
02:24:40
how do you do it.
02:24:42
So this had a lot of potential.
02:24:45
What happened to your Halloween parties?
02:24:47
Too cold at your house?
02:24:48
I have this. Stefan.
02:24:50
Was that a Stefan thing or that you had party?
02:24:52
You had a. I'm sure you had a Halloween party.
02:24:54
It was.
02:24:55
It's just I combined birthday and Halloween and, cemetery.
02:25:01
I was cemetery right here.
02:25:09
Fucking Halloween.
02:25:10
We need a graveyard.
02:25:11
Like, are you not allowed to leave the.
02:25:14
Now? You can.
02:25:14
Last time you grab your iPad, you forgot that you left the,
02:25:19
It's, No, this is my phone.
02:25:21
No, we started using a different app for the,
02:25:26
for the podcast or whatever I'm talking about, and it doesn't flip around.
02:25:30
I there's no flip around whatever I'm talking about.
02:25:32
Well, you could just turn your screen around. It's, like, not hard.
02:25:35
No. Flip around.
02:25:36
There has to be like, this goes this goes wherever. Like whatever.
02:25:38
Wherever the camera is pointing is right.
02:25:41
You know? Right. What happens?
02:25:43
What happens if you just swipe it?
02:25:44
Does it does it if you just swipe left or right or what if you double tap it,
02:25:48
what have you double tap it?
02:25:50
Well, if you see your pants and put it in your mouth.
02:25:53
Yeah.
02:25:56
Well, it's in your pants.
02:25:57
Belongs in your mouth.
02:25:59
Did you see?
02:26:00
You gotta catch that when you watch the show back.
02:26:02
The combinations, those words make way more sense.
02:26:04
The little blue people are talking about.
02:26:06
When?
02:26:06
When is it good to eat what's in your pants?
02:26:10
They actually say that at one point.
02:26:12
Oh wow, I don't know the little blue people.
02:26:15
And then they come back on the girl saying no, ask somebody you love or
02:26:19
ask a grown up if it's okay to eat what's in your pants.
02:26:24
Well, that's cool.
02:26:26
So what do you think about potential?
02:26:27
Can you rant about potential?
02:26:29
Oh, yeah.
02:26:30
This is a wasted, totally.
02:26:33
Potentially.
02:26:34
I think, college would be a good, topic potentially.
02:26:37
But, you know, there's a lot of potential as we
02:26:41
suppose.
02:26:41
You want to talk about what a scam it was is.
02:26:45
Right.
02:26:46
Are you talking about University of Phoenix?
02:26:49
I don't know, are you study.
02:26:50
Is that a college? Is that a credible institution?
02:26:53
I mentioned University of Michigan because they house.
02:26:57
But I also mentioned that,
02:26:59
the alphabet means ox house.
02:27:03
So our ruins.
02:27:04
I missed the monologue.
02:27:05
Our runes magical. Or are they just an alphabet?
02:27:08
Okay. Well, it depends on who you ask.
02:27:10
If you ask the kids if you step on a rune.
02:27:13
Oh, me?
02:27:15
No, it's it's not even an alphabet.
02:27:19
It's.
02:27:19
It's more phonetic than in the Phoenician alphabet, which means I know it's.
02:27:25
But it's called the. We know what the kids.
02:27:28
Yeah. That was that was the last kids.
02:27:30
I mean, that was today. Sorry.
02:27:31
I just started the graveyard segment.
02:27:32
I was hoping he would go out there.
02:27:34
I will, are we done with the grave in this corner
02:27:37
at 123 pounds, with safety glasses and a wheelchair.
02:27:45
We get up to my shoulders.
02:27:47
Breaking news.
02:27:47
The kids die, the stars reach the leg.
02:27:56
Does this just end?
02:27:57
The kid did not die. Oh, no.
02:28:00
But he does have a leg up on things because he keeps his.
02:28:03
I'm going to need a leg. Yes. For this.
02:28:06
Fenced in area.
02:28:07
What about the, kids in Gaza?
02:28:12
Oh, yeah.
02:28:13
They died.
02:28:15
So I've heard.
02:28:19
Nothing.
02:28:19
Well, that's just silence.
02:28:22
Silence is violence.
02:28:25
We must listen to all women.
02:28:28
There's a problem with that, though.
02:28:30
And I don't take no orders from the woman.
02:28:32
By the way.
02:28:33
By the way, I don't take no orders from no women.
02:28:36
Well, I think that's the wrong one.
02:28:38
There's a better one, isn't there?
02:28:42
I don't know where it is.
02:28:45
So he's not
02:28:46
going to know what he's pointing at because he didn't.
02:28:49
And they're going to like do a selfie.
02:28:52
Oh, wrong. One.
02:28:57
Yeah, that's the problem.
02:28:58
The flashlight is on the other side.
02:29:02
What's this? Do you hold it really close?
02:29:04
Hold it really close to the like, wave it over your.
02:29:07
You turn your brightness all the way up.
02:29:10
Your phone should be bright enough to.
02:29:12
Yeah.
02:29:12
You take a lighter.
02:29:13
What about a regular flashlight?
02:29:16
Yeah, well, you could have taken a flashlight with you.
02:29:19
Describe what you're looking for.
02:29:20
So I would have. Would have a knife.
02:29:22
Some preparation, some for skin.
02:29:24
So for skin would have a nice. Yeah.
02:29:26
Unfortunately they took it from a.
02:29:29
That's stupid.
02:29:31
I know it was, but they decided to think this is just the thing that this.
02:29:35
Oh, I saw something.
02:29:36
This is. Yeah.
02:29:37
I've only really close to the gravestone.
02:29:42
And we still can't see shit.
02:29:48
Right.
02:29:48
That was worth it. All right, that's a graveyard.
02:29:49
It's a
02:29:51
it's not a very like this one.
02:29:52
This one.
02:29:55
Like very trying. I.
02:30:02
Remember that guy.
02:30:03
Seriously?
02:30:04
That was that was your buddy?
02:30:07
I don't know, actually.
02:30:09
Done.
02:30:09
Okay, man.
02:30:19
I. I.
02:30:31
Don't.
02:30:34
Know from.
02:30:37
Know from you.
02:30:40
The time
02:30:42
you go.
02:30:45
Oh, that was a bit of a steal.
02:30:49
We don't talk about that stuff.
02:30:55
Don't know.
02:30:57
Oh, no.
02:30:58
I don't.
02:31:03
Know.
02:31:06
Talking about.
02:31:07
I don't know. I'm.
02:31:12
50 years
02:31:13
older on the truck.
02:31:17
I'm. I'm just.
02:31:18
I don't know all the my notes.
02:31:23
From all of the from the top.
02:31:28
You. Here's the thing.
02:31:32
I'm going to go with what they follow.
02:31:38
It's not the future of the like. I
02:31:41
it's just like this.
02:31:44
But my points about the runes
02:31:47
was, things morph and change through time,
02:31:50
but also, it doesn't make any sense that the a Germanic language
02:31:55
would use a Latin based, alphabet,
02:31:59
but my my greater point
02:32:02
was, the the leg up,
02:32:06
alien writing aspect.
02:32:11
Well, we go back,
02:32:13
we get up, I get my shoulders, I drive by, we reach for the stars.
02:32:17
We touch the sky, rise the backs of giants.
02:32:20
The start.
02:32:20
That's fire.
02:32:21
We roar so I can we get my tired.
02:32:29
So yeah, the idea that it's one up leg.
02:32:34
Let's do all the idea with the leg up is
02:32:38
I think writing was given to us.
02:32:42
I think, with the calendar mathematic,
02:32:45
you might add, and currency.
02:32:49
I think those things were given to us up pretty warm this morning.
02:32:54
Yeah. To write might you say die?
02:32:57
You prove.
02:33:02
His leg is up
02:33:05
your leg.
02:33:09
There's the thing to your left.
02:33:10
There. It has sleds.
02:33:11
I'm going cause I know that you could. But,
02:33:23
Yeah, a good man
02:33:23
just had a bit of traffic on the way.
02:33:32
Oh. Yeah.
02:33:40
Australian here.
02:33:44
I you say what they're saying.
02:33:46
Is that a Germanic language?
02:33:48
So I'm got a leg up.
02:33:49
Shrimp on the Barbie.
02:33:51
Right?
02:33:52
Why does it say weird when you say leg?
02:33:55
I don't know.
02:33:55
Let's go back. This really leg.
02:33:57
Let's do.
02:33:58
Okay.
02:33:58
Chicken parm.
02:33:59
Thing is, there's colors that's
02:34:01
correspond to regions of very slightly different density
02:34:05
that we detected now in the, in the gases of the young universe.
02:34:08
Are you talking about the red. Blue.
02:34:09
Yeah.
02:34:09
The reds and blues.
02:34:10
Those, those all those as well.
02:34:13
They're both.
02:34:13
Both of them said that green one.
02:34:16
Well, even that one.
02:34:17
The one with the greeny blue.
02:34:19
That one that's the from the Planck satellite.
02:34:22
So those colors correspond to regions of different density.
02:34:26
So in this young universe, 380
02:34:28
pronunciation is plants only hydrogen and helium gas basically.
02:34:34
And a bit of lithium little.
02:34:36
Some of the lighter elements been basically hydrogen helium.
02:34:39
So you've got an almost smooth, almost featureless universe then.
02:34:45
But these little density fluctuations are very important because as the universe
02:34:50
expanded and cooled, they collapse to form the galaxies.
02:34:54
So without those ripples, without that pattern, we would not exist.
02:34:58
Nothing of interest would exist.
02:35:00
And so the question is, where did that come from?
02:35:03
That pattern? It's fundamental important.
02:35:07
And the theory of inflation that I mentioned earlier
02:35:10
that there's this time before the universe got hot and dense,
02:35:13
that theory predicted that pattern before it was observed.
02:35:17
So this idea that you've got this very stretched
02:35:20
very quickly, stretching space, by the way.
02:35:24
So it's so the stretch if I can remember the number is if you consider
02:35:28
two points in space during inflation,
02:35:31
the distance between them was doubling
02:35:34
every ten to the -37 seconds which is point no no no no no no no
02:35:40
37 not one of his.
02:35:42
So it's incredible rate of expansion or not that draws to a close naught.
02:35:46
And those theories. So there's inflation there. Give me.
02:35:48
So those theories predicted slight variations
02:35:53
in the rate at which inflation stops.
02:35:56
Does the inflation theory.
02:35:58
Does this work with sir Roger Penrose's concept?
02:36:01
I mean,
02:36:01
is it possible that inflation is the far period of the expansion of the universe?
02:36:07
I mean,
02:36:08
it is.
02:36:09
He doesn't like inflation as a theory. He doesn't.
02:36:12
And oh no. So but so but but but it's right.
02:36:15
So our universe is accelerating in its expansion at the moment,
02:36:19
which is one of the great mysteries that was discovered in the 1990s
02:36:22
by a friend of mine, actually, Brian Schmidt,
02:36:24
that got the Nobel Prize for this discovery.
02:36:26
He told me once, I don't have to tell you the story before, but he told me that he,
02:36:29
he, made this measurement, and he wasn't really.
02:36:32
He's looking at supernova explosions,
02:36:34
and he seen that they the suggestion in the data
02:36:36
was that the universe is accelerating
02:36:38
in its expansion, not slowing down, but speeding up in its rate of expansion.
02:36:42
And no one was expecting it.
02:36:43
So he thought it was just wrong, he thought,
02:36:45
but he couldn't find anything wrong with his data. So.
02:36:47
So you published it until the end of my career.
02:36:49
Oh, you know, I hot young.
02:36:51
I think he might have been a postdoc and he just published it.
02:36:53
Know that's a good sign, sister.
02:36:54
I don't think this is right, but I can't see anything wrong with it.
02:36:56
I'll publish it.
02:36:57
Someone else will tell me where my mistake was, and there was no mistake.
02:37:00
And he won the Nobel Prize. Wow.
02:37:01
But that discovery, that's the 1990s.
02:37:04
So this idea, the universe is accelerating in expansion.
02:37:07
The progress was really important.
02:37:09
Is he going to carry on doing that?
02:37:11
He's the monkey, that stupid.
02:37:12
You're going to change in some way.
02:37:14
We could actually re collapse the universe again.
02:37:17
We give it a name by the way. Dark energy.
02:37:19
But we don't know.
02:37:20
That's the thing.
02:37:20
He's he's a big dumb animal, but it looks at.
02:37:23
But who doesn't know that Roger Penrose doesn't
02:37:26
believe in the,
02:37:30
the inflation, the inflationary theory.
02:37:32
He doesn't.
02:37:33
He's he doesn't subscribe.
02:37:35
Well, he thinks it's a cop out.
02:37:37
He thinks inflation is just a, like
02:37:41
a, like a dark energy dark matter, kind of a thing, like a placeholder
02:37:46
until we figure out what's really going on.
02:37:52
I think
02:37:52
maybe that we see the signature of these mega.
02:37:55
Yeah, yeah. Dark mega with that picture. So.
02:37:58
But that picture encompasses what percentage of the known universe.
02:38:01
So yeah.
02:38:01
So it's about 100% 5% matter about 70% dark energy and the rest.
02:38:06
So 25% dark matter.
02:38:08
So where does 5% dark matter
02:38:12
and stuff we can see.
02:38:13
So everything we see, much of it is plastic surgery to make a 70 year
02:38:16
old Mastani and the black holes, all those things a lot of it.
02:38:21
A lot a you're right about space, man.
02:38:24
And so the other 5%, it's just.
02:38:26
No, but Brian Cox is right about there's a models.
02:38:30
Every single thing that he's saying.
02:38:31
It's interesting. He's got that Eminem look to him.
02:38:34
So we have a hypothesis. Yeah. Strong. Yeah.
02:38:37
Lots of bits of evidence that dark matter is some kind of particle.
02:38:41
So it's that's the broadly that's what you find in the textbooks.
02:38:44
You probably can't tell. But I had some work done.
02:38:46
You see it then.
02:38:48
You haven't shown it to be. No I can't tell.
02:38:51
There are no.
02:38:56
That patent, the CMB, the cosmic microwave background that we just saw.
02:38:59
Because that pattern, what you're looking at actually in that pattern is acoustic.
02:39:03
It's waves sound waves, essentially in the early universe
02:39:06
that go through the plasma of the early universe
02:39:09
plasma, they go out and we know what through that plasma.
02:39:12
So it's almost like you're looking at a pond and you're throwing stones
02:39:15
into the animal, and they all land in the pond at the same ripples.
02:39:19
And and the man ripples in the pond.
02:39:22
No. And that's what that pattern is.
02:39:24
So we're looking at sound waves going through these plasma.
02:39:27
If I started a whiny, nasally rapper and call them quiet,
02:39:30
the animal and the men in, do you think it would be okay?
02:39:33
It's plasma in this. Yeah. That's fine.
02:39:35
That's right.
02:39:37
That's the early universe and the way the sound waves get the idea.
02:39:40
So that's one thing.
02:39:42
But he was originally also came from looking at galaxies
02:39:44
and how they rotate and galaxies and have a bend light.
02:39:47
Yeah.
02:39:48
And and deform space and time.
02:39:50
But his name was Marshall Mathers.
02:39:52
So and yeah,
02:39:53
because it's the observations of the universe from the cosmic microwave.
02:39:56
No, I heard something about that.
02:39:58
And the formation of galaxies and the theories that we have
02:40:00
that you can't tell us that way around that interact very weakly with light.
02:40:05
So they don't really
02:40:06
we don't
02:40:06
see them, which is why the dark I think that
02:40:10
you can't pattern a letter.
02:40:12
Yeah.
02:40:12
You can't pattern and Oswald, that sort of thing.
02:40:17
What's up with this? You sent this?
02:40:18
Richard Dawkins is being criticized for his supposition
02:40:22
that he is and has all along been a cultural Christian.
02:40:25
This is surprise many, but it should surprise none.
02:40:27
As my friend John Nelson has like to point out to me,
02:40:30
Richard Dawkins does have all the makings of a perfectly good Anglican.
02:40:33
He adores the process of the King James Bible.
02:40:35
He has an affinity for Evensong, he loves the sound of church bells,
02:40:39
and of course he doesn't believe in God.
02:40:44
Yes, Richard
02:40:44
Dawkins is really here to remind us that despite being a cultural Christian,
02:40:48
all silver linings have a reductionistic material scientific explanation.
02:40:54
Bam! Drop the mike.
02:40:57
Alex O'Connor.
02:41:01
Cosmic skeptic.
02:41:04
Okay, we can do comments here or on Rumble.
02:41:07
Let's go to Rumble.
02:41:10
Let's get ready to rumble.
02:41:11
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02:41:15
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02:43:56
I think that it's a necessary new for secular modernism.
02:44:02
Ziggy,
02:44:04
the secular modernism on its own can make very few affirmative claims.
02:44:07
I mean, this is this is an argument that I've had with sort of the New Atheist
02:44:10
crew, people like Sam Harris.
02:44:11
I said that secular modernism very often uses the tools of religion.
02:44:15
How do you know what to do?
02:44:16
Well, for example, or the language of order in the universe,
02:44:18
the language of scientific discovery, which is all about the idea
02:44:21
that there are, in fact, these rules that govern the universe,
02:44:23
that are discoverable by a human mind.
02:44:25
All of these are religious premises.
02:44:26
There's nothing in sort of the evolutionary
02:44:29
Yamaka suggests that your meatball of a mind is capable
02:44:32
of grasping anything like a quote unquote, higher truth,
02:44:35
which should not exist in the context of evolution.
02:44:37
There's merely what's adaptive and what's not adaptive.
02:44:39
But the secular modernist, they their entire movement is predicated
02:44:43
on the idea that they don't actually have to make an affirmative claim
02:44:47
for why the world works the way that it does.
02:44:49
They just have to reject
02:44:50
the religious claim, and the rejection is, in and of itself, an important quality.
02:44:54
So important because, again, if they were to lose,
02:44:57
then we would revert right back to the quote unquote dark ages.
02:45:00
Right. And they're overlooking that.
02:45:02
It's so surpassingly weird that the universe should be intelligible.
02:45:06
That's the famous quote from Einstein, right?
02:45:08
The most incomprehensible thing about the universe.
02:45:10
Yes, it is comprehensible, but it's marked by a stone pattern.
02:45:14
It doesn't happen this way.
02:45:15
Many of argue, and I quite agree with this, that the modern sciences emerged
02:45:19
where and when they did because of religious suppositions.
02:45:22
If you look at were,
02:45:25
you know, okay, right, right, right.
02:45:27
Christians discovered science because there was no one else
02:45:31
to do the job.
02:45:35
Well, why is that?
02:45:37
Because everyone was Christian.
02:45:41
Well, it was Roman law.
02:45:43
They needed Roman law in in Rome,
02:45:49
the Roman Empire,
02:45:50
it was two thirds of the known world.
02:45:54
The known world, right
02:45:57
through worlds.
02:45:58
They didn't believe in God.
02:46:01
Okay, right.
02:46:03
You know, two very important things.
02:46:04
One is the world isn't God.
02:46:06
The world is not divine.
02:46:08
The world is not to be worshiped.
02:46:09
It can be experimented upon.
02:46:11
It can be observed, it can be analyzed objectively.
02:46:14
But the second thing you know is it's endowed in every nook and cranny
02:46:18
by intelligibility, because it was made by an intelligent mind.
02:46:22
Those two premises, it's ridiculous.
02:46:24
Wired, it seems to me. Ockham's razor man, the physical.
02:46:28
You just strip away the nonsense.
02:46:30
You don't need a creator that you're adding something unnecessary to.
02:46:36
To the things that we can't explain.
02:46:39
It is the whole unnecessary addition.
02:46:42
Just like tacking it on like an imaginary and adding
02:46:47
anything imaginary is unnecessary to the point of not helpful.
02:46:53
They started out by saying it's something unexplainable.
02:46:58
Okay.
02:46:58
And then we need to have some work to do.
02:47:01
That's all.
02:47:02
No need to make stuff up.
02:47:06
Most of
02:47:07
you have the microphone sciences, and that's why it's no accident
02:47:10
that so many of the founders of the sciences were indeed religious people.
02:47:14
Yes, Einstein now takes up. There was no one else.
02:47:17
There was a job. That's my favorite.
02:47:19
But still even an Einstein.
02:47:20
Well, how did you do it?
02:47:22
You said your cocoon is real. People.
02:47:24
Did science. Yes, he is.
02:47:28
Doesn't it?
02:47:28
I may be making things up, but I believe, And he is adamant.
02:47:32
Is he?
02:47:32
He's not like God.
02:47:34
Religious people look like it's deuterium.
02:47:38
Check out.
02:47:39
This is meteoric.
02:47:40
God. Good God, I'm sure it's a lot of chicken.
02:47:43
He's the Asian, you know, chickens of of kind of divine grounding and purpose.
02:47:49
So yes, it is being borrowed from religion,
02:47:52
even as they're trying now to debunk religion,
02:47:54
but they're standing on a foundation provided by religion.
02:47:58
Yeah.
02:47:58
And I think there's something else in science, if you think that every fight is,
02:48:03
my God, boys on the backs of giants, for starters, for we war.
02:48:07
So like, can we get my tired?
02:48:10
I can perfect.
02:48:15
Do we get much higher I perfect, but there's much I forgot that
02:48:20
could be done.
02:48:21
But what.
02:48:22
Yeah so I to be like.
02:48:28
It's on a more kind of Spinoza flavor. But.
02:48:31
But no one's is God.
02:48:33
You find a sense of of kind of to look up Spinoza's God.
02:48:37
That's the universe. Yes, it has been.
02:48:39
Did you know that even is there trying out what's his name?
02:48:42
Peterson.
02:48:45
It's not Adrian Peterson.
02:48:47
It's, Jordan Peterson.
02:48:49
He eats steak three, four times a day, so do I.
02:48:54
Yeah, he's also on.
02:48:55
He's also on Dangerfield's network.
02:48:57
What's wrong with that?
02:48:59
It sounds really unhealthy.
02:49:04
Like I grew up on
02:49:07
foot, but, man, I mean, read
02:49:10
nothing wrong with red meat occasionally, but 3 or 4 times a day.
02:49:15
That's excessive.
02:49:16
That's like nine hot dogs. Excessive?
02:49:20
Is. Is that red meat?
02:49:21
I don't consider a hot dog red meat.
02:49:22
I just consider that, like, you know, like,
02:49:26
I don't even know what I consider.
02:49:30
Jesus, do you watch the show?
02:49:31
Me drunk.
02:49:32
Oh, speaking of German meat standing, I take me now I jibber.
02:49:37
Oh, yeah.
02:49:38
And I think that there's something going on too.
02:49:40
Which I love, that
02:49:40
if you make jabber, jabber, jibber jabber through my dripping wet jibber jabber.
02:49:44
You hot man. Rot.
02:49:45
Fuck me in my wet jibber.
02:49:47
Well, harder! Jibber jabber. Slow down.
02:49:50
Jibber jabber.
02:49:51
Yes, jabber it.
02:49:52
The religion of religion.
02:49:55
Einstein now takes on a more ever deep religious flavor.
02:49:58
But still, even an Einstein, you find a sense of of kind of divine
02:50:03
grounding and purpose.
02:50:04
So yes, it is being borrowed even as he proposes.
02:50:09
God is the best.
02:50:10
But they're standing on a foundation provided by religion.
02:50:13
Yeah.
02:50:14
And I think there's something else that's going on too,
02:50:16
which is if you make the claim that everything secular, all sciences,
02:50:20
all of the reason itself is posited against religion, this is like a hard gap.
02:50:24
On one side, you have reason and decency and enlightenment,
02:50:28
and on the other side you have darkness and obscurantism and and faith
02:50:31
that if you posit those against one another,
02:50:34
then that also suggests that there is no limit to
02:50:36
to human reason, which is how you get into some pretty dark areas of activity.
02:50:39
Once you decide that.
02:50:42
If he's saying
02:50:45
that.
02:50:49
Okay, I don't think oh, he's say breath, breath, breath.
02:50:52
Go ahead.
02:50:54
Seriously, is he saying that,
02:50:57
they're being he's saying that he himself
02:51:01
is being unreasonable and he's right.
02:51:06
It's.
02:51:09
Is it?
02:51:09
You have Spinoza's God. I'm sorry.
02:51:12
Is that Spinoza?
02:51:13
Spinoza's God is basically the universe.
02:51:19
Is it?
02:51:20
What's wrong with that?
02:51:21
I what's wrong with that? What's.
02:51:22
I don't understand what's wrong with that?
02:51:24
No, no, it's there's nothing wrong with that.
02:51:26
Oh, yes. Yes.
02:51:27
So what it is, is if you take the word got out of it, it's everything you believe.
02:51:32
Right?
02:51:33
But this guy just is like, well,
02:51:34
let's just let's just lump it all together and call it the unknown.
02:51:38
The undescribable unknown, you know, the all unimportant
02:51:42
nature and everything encompassing it all.
02:51:45
You call it universe. You could call it God.
02:51:47
I don't think it really matters to me.
02:51:49
It definitely matters to you.
02:51:52
It does. It really does.
02:51:53
And it makes a difference.
02:51:58
What was Ben
02:51:58
Shapiro just saying, I, I lost my train of thought.
02:52:02
I got really high thing.
02:52:03
Secular all sciences, all of the reason itself is posited against religion.
02:52:10
What are these? Okay.
02:52:11
And this idea gap on one side, you have no reason and decency and enlightenment.
02:52:17
And on the other side you have darkness.
02:52:18
Okay, I got it, I got it, and they are on a path to enlightenment.
02:52:22
I'm not saying it's everyone's goal to seek enlightenment or the Buddhist
02:52:26
nirvana, but, on your path
02:52:30
to seek whatever it is you're after,
02:52:33
how many things are on that path that are false
02:52:38
or made up or extra?
02:52:41
Like if you put the laser focus on the one
02:52:46
true, true goal and everyone does this from Neil
02:52:49
deGrasse Tyson to Elon Musk, you, you you got the goal.
02:52:54
And then anything you encounter, it's either,
02:52:57
on the path toward that goal or it's not.
02:53:01
And if it's not, you avoid it.
02:53:04
And if it is, you overcome it.
02:53:06
So if you do that single minded
02:53:09
determination of finding your whether it be nirvana,
02:53:14
enlightenment or just it's seeking beauty.
02:53:18
Everything that you were after, who that you're seeking
02:53:23
is, if anything, is not on that path,
02:53:26
you should probably avoid it or,
02:53:30
or and anything that's in your way, you should overcome it.
02:53:33
So how many of those things
02:53:37
on that path towards your goal
02:53:40
you think are, are blatantly
02:53:42
and obviously false due to the fact that they're simply made up?
02:53:47
You put your hand on
02:53:52
as good to go to the right.
02:53:53
You're either a child of God or a cosmic miracle there.
02:53:58
Either way,
02:54:01
you're pretty freaking awesome.
02:54:02
But I please act accordingly.
02:54:05
Pure parents see that is by fantastic, as I said in his back.
02:54:13
And he's right.
02:54:13
You're you're either like a
02:54:17
a miracle or a miracle.
02:54:20
You're there. Some,
02:54:23
domestic, kind violence going on.
02:54:27
Yeah.
02:54:28
Further away.
02:54:31
So you were saying that you were going, wait.
02:54:34
And I don't take no orders from the woman, by the way.
02:54:36
By the way, I don't take no orders from no women.
02:54:39
I like their new place, though.
02:54:41
That is a fancy house.
02:54:45
Oh. Do you have the runic alphabet?
02:54:47
Is that all 85 characters?
02:54:49
That's the 85.
02:54:51
You got those? All right.
02:54:53
15, 13, 45, 16, 75.
02:54:57
And then I thought that more makes 85 runes, so.
02:55:03
Oh, so those are different positions.
02:55:05
Two times. Yeah.
02:55:07
It goes together. Yeah.
02:55:09
The same.
02:55:11
This was by far one of the hardest word searches I ever have done.
02:55:16
Yeah,
02:55:17
but I found perk or perch.
02:55:22
I also found.
02:55:26
The I'm still looking.
02:55:27
I'm trying to find something. Anything. I found a swastika.
02:55:30
That was interesting. Okay.
02:55:32
How do you explain the swastika in the dead center?
02:55:35
Where they were? They some kind of Trump supporter?
02:55:37
The page?
02:55:38
Yes. Trump rally.
02:55:41
This is like a Trump rally.
02:55:44
Yeah.
02:55:45
Don't like it. Trump I mean you and you.
02:55:47
Where do you think the Nazis.
02:55:48
You're like go from it predates Nazis.
02:55:51
So so yeah the swastika very square.
02:55:54
Legit.
02:55:55
Maybe they got the swastika from here.
02:55:58
Well, since this is way older.
02:56:01
Yes, I can point.
02:56:02
No, I can't point my mouse and Germanic.
02:56:05
Did you know where there's just there's a lot
02:56:09
Germany comes from Jackson's the name that we call Germany.
02:56:13
It's from Herman.
02:56:16
It's in Iraq or Iran.
02:56:18
It's in the Middle East anyway.
02:56:20
No, no, you ordered us from on it because Kenyan Jews were interchangeable.
02:56:26
I got that from Doctor Roy Kessler.
02:56:28
Granda.
02:56:31
Costa.
02:56:32
Grand man. He pays well.
02:56:34
There's a Jesus fish right at the end there. The.
02:56:37
Yes, the X's.
02:56:40
And there's another swastika.
02:56:42
That's weird.
02:56:43
Yeah, yeah.
02:56:44
There are two swastikas.
02:56:47
What about in the upper right corner?
02:56:48
There's a lot of religious symbology, symbology, symbolism, symbolism.
02:56:54
That sounds like something I've had up here.
02:56:56
Symbology and symbolism are two different things, but this is the use of symbols.
02:57:00
So it would be symbolism.
02:57:03
Were you being polite.
02:57:04
Two different things, like one's a word and one is in no symbology is a word
02:57:09
for different things to different meaning of the other.
02:57:12
Look it up. Pull in a boat.
02:57:15
There's a bow tie.
02:57:16
These are like mean word words, right?
02:57:18
Like each thing means like a word or a, Where in the world is Josh?
02:57:25
Yes. We should play that in a different way.
02:57:28
Oh. You people.
02:57:30
What? You know what?
02:57:32
See you there.
02:57:33
So let's rock three.
02:57:34
Oh, we did nothing. Right.
02:57:36
I'll go through the seasons, bring my music in the blues.
02:57:40
Well, never ask me for from the jump.
02:57:44
Don't tell me where in the world the dream drew.
02:57:49
Yo Jericho!
02:57:52
Jeff.
02:57:53
Jeff! He's in the potty.
02:57:55
Jeff, where did you move to draw
02:57:59
everywhere.
02:58:00
All right, I move to a lot of different places.
02:58:03
To the kitchen, to the bathroom.
02:58:04
Michigan in a we heard you in the bathroom.
02:58:07
In case you, I like your new place.
02:58:11
Once the housewarming party, you know, I'll attend, right?
02:58:14
Yeah.
02:58:16
I'll bring you, like, a tacky lamp.
02:58:19
You think so?
02:58:20
Yeah. Here's a tacky lamp.
02:58:22
I want to do a tacky lamp. Sure. I'm not going to bother.
02:58:25
I can't do wrapping it because it's not a surprise.
02:58:28
I'm bringing you a candy lamp. You need a touch pad?
02:58:32
Oh, no.
02:58:32
I can zoom in.
02:58:33
I just won't zoom in on the photo that I want to bring up.
02:58:35
See, I can zoom out.
02:58:36
That's as far as it will zoom.
02:58:38
Okay. Group chat,
02:58:41
one for two.
02:58:42
Just in case you were wondering, in group chat, I can zoom out,
02:58:47
right?
02:58:48
I just can't zoom in.
02:58:50
Okay.
02:58:50
Yeah, you can see by the arrow how much I'm actually zoomed in right now.
02:58:54
All right.
02:58:55
But anyways, I was driving behind this truck, and it doesn't matter.
02:58:57
Letters don't matter, but the L and five are clearly,
02:59:01
like, scratched out and drawn in with Sharpie.
02:59:04
Oh, really?
02:59:06
Hold on
02:59:07
now, even if.
02:59:09
Where's the group?
02:59:10
Where is that in the group chat?
02:59:12
If I would have to use my phone, which is currently in
02:59:16
my shit, which is in in the 111 or the.
02:59:20
So the 111.
02:59:21
Yeah, even even if the license plate warrant wore off
02:59:24
and he's that's his actual plate, which I don't believe for a minute.
02:59:28
Yeah.
02:59:28
Wouldn't that be just he might as well have wrote
02:59:30
pull me over in spray paint across his tailgate.
02:59:34
I did not pick up on any of that.
02:59:37
I saw that this afternoon, and I would I wonder why he sent that.
02:59:42
Yeah, the L5 is gone.
02:59:45
He's very nice.
02:59:46
And then drawn in and poor like it's black and it looks like a child.
02:59:52
Raleigh.
02:59:54
All my letters and numbers are peeling off.
02:59:57
Oh, you know what I yeah, I can download the photo
03:00:00
and put it on a different screen.
03:00:01
So yeah, yeah. Don't you have a computer?
03:00:05
I do, give me a second.
03:00:08
This is fucking stupid.
03:00:09
It's on my phone, but it's not on my.
03:00:13
Yeah.
03:00:15
I'm gonna, I'm gonna.
03:00:15
I'm Paul to Gary.
03:00:17
Yeah. There is.
03:00:19
Oh okay.
03:00:20
Oh I do see the 11 five.
03:00:22
Oh my God it's true.
03:00:24
It's in Sharpie.
03:00:26
It's looking out. Look at the E.
03:00:27
Look how often it's not even in the lines.
03:00:28
The l I mean, it looks just pathetic.
03:00:32
It's pretty bad.
03:00:33
What would the screen sharing my Gary good news, though, is his sticker.
03:00:38
His renewal sticker is in the correct corner.
03:00:40
Right. Look, there's. Oh, he's got left.
03:00:43
There's nothing left.
03:00:44
There's no Michigan, there's no bridge.
03:00:46
There's no blue lines there.
03:00:48
Oh, there's a few blue lines under the 25.
03:00:50
The entire place.
03:00:51
It's why it's supposed to be illegal to,
03:00:55
drive the intelligible license plate.
03:00:57
And there was no, there was no that that bass that there was a bass
03:01:01
that went out that the, free mackinaw.
03:01:04
It was the mackinaw.
03:01:05
So, one that they were flaking early.
03:01:08
So that's if that's a lot of people drive around like that and don't care.
03:01:12
It's just asking to get pulled over.
03:01:14
I mean, maybe that's maybe he's doing some reverse psychology ninja stuff.
03:01:18
He's like the cop.
03:01:20
Oh, no way. Think that I'm doing anything wrong.
03:01:22
No one would be the stupid to do something wrong
03:01:23
and then scribble on their own license plate.
03:01:26
It's brilliant.
03:01:27
Well, it's also showing that he has a little bit of sense of like, hey,
03:01:30
I understand that this could be illegal, so let me become this dialed in.
03:01:33
What's different?
03:01:33
What's you're not allowed to just write it back in there.
03:01:36
You have to go get a new license plate.
03:01:39
And no, no, no, I don't know.
03:01:42
There's there's a lot of regulations.
03:01:44
I know you, they have new digital plates.
03:01:46
They're very expensive.
03:01:47
But you can actually.
03:01:48
That make sense? No.
03:01:52
Oh, no.
03:01:53
Out loud and eat and do that. So rude.
03:01:56
I'm they all they do.
03:01:59
Did the show started already.
03:02:02
They're metal.
03:02:03
No he's all right.
03:02:04
And so below. So rude.
03:02:06
Wait.
03:02:07
We didn't even do comments.
03:02:08
We got com you fag.
03:02:11
See what you did?
03:02:12
You shoved him away.
03:02:15
You.
03:02:16
Yeah you a
03:02:18
I when I didn't do anything different I was doing it the whole time.
03:02:23
See how wrong you are at coming back to the grill.
03:02:27
See how wrong you were?
03:02:28
Because posited against religion.
03:02:30
This is like I've been here the whole time.
03:02:31
Once I didn't even then you started reason and decency and enlightenment
03:02:35
and all the others don't play.
03:02:36
Do your aunties and and face if you posit those what are saying.
03:02:41
And that also suggests that there is no limit to human reason
03:02:44
how you get into pretty dark areas of human activity once you decide that
03:02:48
everything can be reasoned out, everything in terms of human relations in that,
03:02:52
and human beings are innately malleable.
03:02:54
Because if you can reason everything out, that means you can change yourself.
03:02:56
And if you can change yourself, and that means everyone can be changed.
03:02:59
And human beings, there is no human nature.
03:03:01
There's just sort of a blank slate to be operated upon.
03:03:03
Once you get there, you get into some pretty dark spaces.
03:03:06
I think what religion tends to do,
03:03:08
and this is particularly true in Roman Catholicism, is also true in Judaism.
03:03:10
Of course, it says, yes, there are these things that reason is capable of doing.
03:03:14
And then there are also circumscribed limits.
03:03:16
To what reason can do.
03:03:18
And that is so important.
03:03:20
It is it is really important to see as a source of data
03:03:23
things like revelation, not not just that, that
03:03:26
revelation once happened believing the historical truth of the thing.
03:03:29
But as Thomas all has suggested, these are rules that have stood the test of time.
03:03:33
Talking about the Roman Catholic Church,
03:03:34
you're talking about something that stood the test of time.
03:03:37
Digital license plates coming to Michigan.
03:03:40
Okay, good, I want one. Oh, wait a minute.
03:03:42
That means we could change it.
03:03:43
It could.
03:03:44
You could really have messages and stuff.
03:03:47
The digital plate is legal.
03:03:48
Changing it is illegal. Yeah.
03:03:52
So you may ask yourself, stood the test of time.
03:03:54
How would you. The church.
03:03:56
It stood the test of time for over 2000 years.
03:03:58
At this point, when you're talking about the
03:04:00
the Jewish religion, you're talking about something that has lasted
03:04:03
past 3000 years and people are certain things will live out.
03:04:06
Here's why you're not allowed to change it.
03:04:09
Well, I'm sorry, I meant to mute because the state is going to take over
03:04:13
and they can, change it and put amber alerts or messages like I'm stolen on it.
03:04:19
Oh, you're stolen.
03:04:21
They're stolen. Oh.
03:04:23
Like, okay.
03:04:24
Comments for me, Einstein.
03:04:28
Oh. Let's do oh, I thought I forgot to remember,
03:04:31
Yeah.
03:04:32
Come on, come on, come on in. My.
03:04:36
Come on,
03:04:38
come on,
03:04:39
come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
03:04:42
Give me.
03:04:44
Oh no no no no no no no no no no no no no.
03:04:49
I thought we were doing drawers calisthenics segment.
03:04:53
Right now zoom it back stretching because I will fucking move
03:04:55
in a bunch of furniture for the past fucking week.
03:04:58
Yeah.
03:04:59
And you were kind of, like, dainty and frail.
03:05:01
Am I am I wrong?
03:05:02
I just I saw a myriad of things.
03:05:04
I got free range of the same sex relationships from there.
03:05:07
Perfectly normal to,
03:05:10
capital offense, disorder
03:05:15
or, what you order this one?
03:05:18
Well, it's I called it.
03:05:19
I abomination all a free abomination.
03:05:25
Abomination said
03:05:27
what's the alternative to same sex marriage?
03:05:31
And then continue dancing.
03:05:33
Right side married like in the 50th.
03:05:35
60th where? Gay.
03:05:37
What does that mean, 50th? 60th?
03:05:39
Where gay men were searching for
03:05:43
other gay men.
03:05:44
Anonymous.
03:05:45
Anonymous.
03:05:48
Anonymous.
03:05:48
Gay sex contacts. Oh, right.
03:05:52
While the wife and kids were at home wondering what's wrong with their family,
03:05:56
all of them deeply unsatisfied in their life.
03:06:00
Thanks for the comment.
03:06:02
There's better.
03:06:03
There's much better comments for
03:06:05
I hope so.
03:06:10
But, I
03:06:11
this is how I, I do supportive,
03:06:15
I'm very supportive in a very cynical way.
03:06:20
Is pride a sin?
03:06:21
Was the,
03:06:23
video in sin not regardless.
03:06:26
What does that even mean?
03:06:27
Can you not regardless.
03:06:29
Yeah, but not regardless.
03:06:32
Okay. Yeah.
03:06:33
I'm just start using that. Yes.
03:06:36
All right.
03:06:36
Regardless.
03:06:40
What.
03:06:41
So withstanding it maybe is what he meant.
03:06:45
Pride is like the lack of desire
03:06:47
to change, or the belief that you have no need to change or grow.
03:06:51
Like believing you know better than God, essentially.
03:06:54
Whoa.
03:06:55
Or I see Gary just stopped listening as soon as they said that.
03:06:58
No, now you got my attention right.
03:07:03
But there's also righteous pride.
03:07:05
I take pride in my son's progress and accomplishment.
03:07:09
Yeah, but they're all still
03:07:11
equally bad, I think.
03:07:14
I mean,
03:07:15
being proud is something we haven't. We?
03:07:17
But it's become. It's more selfish than
03:07:20
society.
03:07:21
Beneficial.
03:07:22
That's why they label it a sin,
03:07:25
I think.
03:07:26
So basically, pride is good but bad in certain situations.
03:07:29
Haha.
03:07:30
I'm pretty sure that was his point.
03:07:32
Was that your point?
03:07:33
No, no.
03:07:36
Well, yeah, sure.
03:07:38
Well, you defined said no.
03:07:39
He explicitly said it was bad universally.
03:07:42
Selah. Yeah, I love the I love the comments.
03:07:45
Are you two?
03:07:46
This is my favorite segment
03:07:48
that draws calisthenics.
03:07:52
Then I'm thinking again.
03:07:53
Oh, and leg up.
03:07:56
You leg up. We,
03:08:00
I'm looking for it. Son of a bitch.
03:08:01
Where is it? It's right here.
03:08:04
All different times gone by.
03:08:05
We reach for the stars.
03:08:07
We touch the sky.
03:08:08
Boys on the backs of giants.
03:08:10
For starters.
03:08:11
Fire, we roar. So like, can we get much higher?
03:08:18
Yeah.
03:08:19
Oh, yeah. Now back. Back to the comments.
03:08:21
Thank you.
03:08:22
Scheduling.
03:08:23
Why? If there are
03:08:27
superintelligent extraterrestrials out there,
03:08:30
why don't they put a stop to us like we're out of control?
03:08:35
And I do hear more
03:08:38
talk about sightings near nuclear facilities.
03:08:43
So they are keeping an eye on what we're doing,
03:08:47
like breaking the atom.
03:08:51
So we have tons of comments on this one.
03:08:53
Just lit up really first one and hopefully they're in the right order.
03:08:59
Can I change the order? I'm just going to go ahead.
03:09:02
It's gross. Says what's crazy?
03:09:03
There are beings traveling, the stars
03:09:05
exploring and discovering new things in space.
03:09:07
I'm sure they took a unified planet, collective,
03:09:11
but here we are, Earth paying taxes and killing each other.
03:09:16
Thanks to you, bro.
03:09:17
I'm not sure I quite understand that. What's crazy?
03:09:19
There are beings trailing. Oh, like so.
03:09:21
They're so vast and smart that they're traveling the stars.
03:09:23
But we're stuck here paying taxes.
03:09:25
Thank you.
03:09:26
Yeah.
03:09:27
Blake D Blake says the obvious answer that I wanted to say,
03:09:30
but I didn't last week because it's the Prime directive type stuff.
03:09:34
Prime directive? Yeah,
03:09:36
I got
03:09:37
very dangerous to come to a situation like they are,
03:09:41
where the general populace doesn't understand that they are not alone.
03:09:45
In other words, we can't handle the truth.
03:09:48
Oh, nice.
03:09:50
We have a small talent for war.
03:09:52
That's about it.
03:09:52
I disagree, Murdoch,
03:09:55
we may have a talent for war, but that's not it.
03:09:59
That's all we're doing, really?
03:10:01
Is it?
03:10:04
Wait.
03:10:04
Hang on.
03:10:04
Well, Elon Musk, Elon Musk just caught a rocket
03:10:09
the size of a 21 story building in his hand.
03:10:14
In his hand?
03:10:15
Yeah. Nice. Nice.
03:10:17
He put the whole rocket in his hand. Yeah.
03:10:20
He stuck in his pocket and walked away.
03:10:22
I have a feeling that the only reason that we think war is the only thing,
03:10:25
because it's so great and so devastating that we are so good at it.
03:10:30
It has a tendency to go to take over everything as far as our memory,
03:10:33
like you're forgetting all the other great things that we
03:10:36
know.
03:10:37
Back to the Prime Directive thing.
03:10:39
We might we might make a lot of war and violence
03:10:43
and stuff and bad stuff and pollution and all that fun stuff.
03:10:46
But I think the fun part is the living part.
03:10:49
And like, that's why they're not messing with us, because
03:10:52
we're actually doing what we're supposed to be doing and living our lives
03:10:57
like to
03:10:57
to the extent that it's like, are you once you
03:11:01
revenge is living well
03:11:05
better.
03:11:05
I, I'm going to steal that.
03:11:08
I'll take that. I'll take credit for saying that.
03:11:11
But I did not.
03:11:12
That's not what I was saying at all. No,
03:11:15
I mean, I agree with you both, and we'll both be wrong.
03:11:18
I thought that's what you were saying.
03:11:22
I think we have way more talent than just war.
03:11:24
War just happens to be the most noticeable.
03:11:26
If you set off two nuclear bombs, that's how you're going to be the the.
03:11:31
I mean, don't we? We don't we?
03:11:32
I think we make ripples through the multiverse
03:11:36
when we fire up the Large Hadron Collider.
03:11:39
And that's why we draw attention.
03:11:42
Here's one of my favorite commenters.
03:11:43
He replied to himself,
03:11:46
oh, do Guevarra, we are perfectly controlled.
03:11:50
We're never left.
03:11:51
We've never left the solar system in person.
03:11:54
So why metal and give us a reason to try?
03:11:56
That's in response to the why haven't they ended up?
03:11:59
Yeah, that.
03:12:00
He immediately replied to himself. Honestly, wouldn't it
03:12:02
be more safe and more prudent to let us go full nuclear war?
03:12:05
It would keep us contained to the planet permanently.
03:12:10
Wait, it wouldn't it? It would kill us.
03:12:12
It shows us our bottleneck.
03:12:14
But then if then we could get a leg up the next, next time.
03:12:19
Not the Andrew said, be careful.
03:12:21
The stop may be an asteroid.
03:12:26
That's no moon.
03:12:28
That's my Star Wars reference of the day.
03:12:32
I think we've been hit with many asteroids. It's.
03:12:34
I guess it may stop us, but it won't stop the Earth.
03:12:37
And, you know, maybe it's big enough.
03:12:38
It could split the Earth, but I don't think that's possible. Right?
03:12:41
Because if something was bigger than the Earth, it was coming.
03:12:44
When it, start pulling us toward it instead of just hitting us.
03:12:49
Isn't that how gravity works?
03:12:52
No, no.
03:12:56
All right.
03:12:59
Hey, I like this one.
03:13:00
Tonsil stone dude said we are awesome.
03:13:03
It makes me want to play that other clip.
03:13:05
Hahaha.
03:13:07
Well, there's a lot of things.
03:13:08
Just keep tab.
03:13:09
But, so I argued,
03:13:13
he said we are awesome.
03:13:14
Some people are horrible, some are awesome.
03:13:16
The religious zealots and authoritarian leaders are the problem.
03:13:20
Agreed. Definitely a problem.
03:13:23
I always say that when you're always
03:13:24
complaining about religion, you're not complaining
03:13:26
about any type of spirituality or any type of connection I have with the
03:13:29
after realm or dimensions that are unknown.
03:13:33
I don't even know.
03:13:33
How could you?
03:13:34
Yeah, yeah, but like two thirds of that is hogwash and the rest is just fantasy.
03:13:40
But see, you just filled in the blanks
03:13:42
and I just explained, I don't know what my thought of the afterlife.
03:13:45
Right. But I have some. Yeah, that's the best part.
03:13:48
But the rest is hogwash. Spirituality.
03:13:51
Are you kidding me?
03:13:53
Yeah. Spiritual.
03:13:53
You don't believe in spirituality?
03:13:55
No. Believe in you.
03:13:56
Don't believe in looking at art and getting something more than the tangible.
03:13:59
You know, we've already talked about this asshole.
03:14:01
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:14:02
No, that's, So just so you know, when you talked of
03:14:05
down to me, like, when I'm stupid, that's spirituality.
03:14:08
Just so you know.
03:14:09
No no no no no, listen, hear me out, okay?
03:14:12
Take all the colors of the paint and, like, separate them up, okay?
03:14:16
Yeah.
03:14:16
I know you can't unmake soup, but here's the unmake soup argument.
03:14:20
Are you ready?
03:14:21
Because you can't unmake soup.
03:14:22
Once you've got your hand on, make soup.
03:14:26
Shut up. Draw.
03:14:27
You actually cannot make soup.
03:14:30
So boil.
03:14:31
If you boil all the water out of it, you can unmake soup.
03:14:35
Okay?
03:14:35
It's.
03:14:36
No, it's nonsense, but that's one made.
03:14:38
I have unmade candy right here.
03:14:40
They boil the boiling, all the boiling, all the water is a difficult process.
03:14:45
Leaving a fire going.
03:14:47
There's a difficult process to follow before you can unmake soup.
03:14:51
Okay, so same thing on bake.
03:14:53
The painting.
03:14:55
Yeah.
03:14:55
And just break it down to its basic colors and like, you know,
03:14:59
you're saying this of this color paint this and a blank canvas
03:15:03
and all the raw materials to make that painting again.
03:15:07
It, it it is greater than the sum of its parts.
03:15:11
It is I'm not arguing against.
03:15:13
Correct, correct.
03:15:14
That's that's what it when I merged it property of the painting.
03:15:19
That's what spirituality is an emergent property of something else.
03:15:22
Right.
03:15:22
It's created and it's unexplainable and it's outside of its own physical realm.
03:15:28
That's that's all.
03:15:30
It's a two way to explain spirituality.
03:15:32
That is not what spirituality is.
03:15:35
However,
03:15:38
real, you know, you know what you're doing right now.
03:15:41
You're being religion.
03:15:43
You are. Yeah.
03:15:44
You're out defining my connection with something that has nothing to do with you.
03:15:48
Like your own selfishness fulfilled.
03:15:50
I know, I know what I'm doing.
03:15:52
It's just as ridiculous.
03:15:54
The other religions
03:15:56
I know. You can't break me down.
03:15:58
This guy says that the reason the aliens don't end us is the same reason
03:16:02
I don't stop at two anthills fighting each other.
03:16:03
It's so much more fun and interesting to watch this watch.
03:16:06
Yeah, exactly.
03:16:08
It's five says if events are real, then they either one don't really care
03:16:13
to sort of stop making so much noise.
03:16:15
Yeah, we are aiding our leaders in our subjugation.
03:16:19
There is real.
03:16:21
I can't believe that it's
03:16:22
555 can actually hear draw four days ago.
03:16:25
I know what you
03:16:28
so fucking loud that it's five, five, five, five can hear.
03:16:31
Oh, isn't that loud and way over here, I know.
03:16:33
No, there were a lot.
03:16:35
So I have I have two suggestions about that because it's been loud.
03:16:40
Microphone you just moved into your house so there's probably
03:16:43
no you have new flooring.
03:16:44
There's no carpet.
03:16:45
There's no picture. Wood. Wood floor.
03:16:48
Oh yeah. Whatever.
03:16:49
What not there's I'm not in my office.
03:16:51
I'm at the table in the other room.
03:16:53
But it sounds weird.
03:16:55
The door sounds like your dog or.
03:16:58
And everything you were saying with your a significant other word for word.
03:17:02
Every breath and whisper every punch. Yeah, we heard it.
03:17:04
We heard it all. The whole thing.
03:17:09
And it's I, it's not.
03:17:10
I get to be.
03:17:11
Your house might not be empty, but it's not anywhere near full yet.
03:17:14
Therefore it is carrying like you would not believe.
03:17:17
That's what it is. Good. Your home.
03:17:20
We heard you pissing like you were pissing on the fucking camera,
03:17:25
I was.
03:17:27
So, Blake.
03:17:28
Blake says, well, I would say that you are also you also two are making.
03:17:33
He spelled to a little toe.
03:17:37
Yeah.
03:17:37
Go all the way up here for this word
03:17:41
right.
03:17:43
He's quite a paranoid.
03:17:45
Okay.
03:17:46
Go back and all.
03:17:48
Yeah. That was a dream.
03:17:51
Not do.
03:17:52
Hey, hey, hey, can I
03:17:55
do you also two are making.
03:17:58
You know what?
03:17:59
Even if it's spelled right, I don't also two also two.
03:18:02
We get into also two options.
03:18:05
Do we get it?
03:18:06
So that's worse than a such as?
03:18:10
Well, not sure.
03:18:11
And the best part is he is making fun of your original statement.
03:18:14
There's an assumption in your original statement.
03:18:15
Most things in the world are not black and white.
03:18:19
Oh, right. Right, right.
03:18:20
Well, there's one thing in the middle of it in there.
03:18:24
It doesn't matter if you're black or white.
03:18:28
Do we discuss this on the other podcast?
03:18:31
Here's a
03:18:33
so Blake to Blake, just so you know, for us.
03:18:36
So I'm a kid show I see was the same day for at least 24 hours
03:18:40
since three, three.
03:18:43
You can.
03:18:44
Jesus.
03:18:44
You can click three, three little dots here and you can edit your post.
03:18:48
And you could have corrected the two.
03:18:49
Instead of adding another post and replying yourself
03:18:51
and adding the word show, you also two are making huge assumptions.
03:18:55
All right, that makes much more sense. Thank you.
03:18:58
Five it's 555 is back.
03:19:00
He says jaw thank.
03:19:01
Oh he says thank you Brady for muting draw.
03:19:03
I can pay attention to the show now.
03:19:05
He also says I don't believe in that.
03:19:06
UAPs are ETS.
03:19:08
Those conclusions were made based on the stories I keep hearing.
03:19:12
I agree with that totally.
03:19:13
The people are like all ETS look like
03:19:15
just like the, the Close Encounters movie from the 80s.
03:19:19
They're fun.
03:19:20
Yeah, yeah.
03:19:21
Encounters movie must be accurate.
03:19:23
Like, I don't know, maybe everybody has a shared description
03:19:27
based on all this shit.
03:19:28
If if they were scientific observer, if they were scientific observers,
03:19:32
as you say, then they wouldn't interfere or be seen at all.
03:19:36
Agreed.
03:19:37
I've heard like 15 different descriptions of how aliens look,
03:19:41
but they're all based on movie crap.
03:19:43
No, it's.
03:19:44
I don't think so, because if you think about how we observe animals
03:19:47
in the wild, they're very much aware that we're there.
03:19:51
They just know that we're not afraid of them.
03:19:53
I love that when they put some weird,
03:19:55
you know, mechanical contraption and like, here, right?
03:19:59
Then they're just like.
03:19:59
They're just like, all the animals are like,
03:20:01
you know, they're like, no, they're not.
03:20:02
Imagine if you were at mansion
03:20:04
when you were at school and somebody put a fake fucking kid, you'd be like, right?
03:20:07
They're all they're all looking at you.
03:20:09
Nobody would be acting normal around that.
03:20:11
Yeah, yeah.
03:20:12
They're not fooled by that.
03:20:14
And it's they're worried at first I think.
03:20:17
Yeah.
03:20:18
Yeah.
03:20:19
But they don't see or does nothing.
03:20:21
Yeah. They're just thinking no harm to them.
03:20:23
They're just being like now I don't know what the fuck this is, but
03:20:27
I like what wildlife is leading to here.
03:20:30
And if some of these crafts are ours, then
03:20:33
either we found them or they gave them to us
03:20:36
and are okay with watching our leaders abuse their technology.
03:20:40
Know, like.
03:20:42
Or reverse engineering.
03:20:44
Well, what are you doing, man?
03:20:46
That was no, no.
03:20:47
If they communicate,
03:20:50
if they have communication with the government, it's worse
03:20:52
or worse and worse for sure.
03:20:55
Okay, whatever George doing has to do with the white.
03:20:59
So the whites lots of feedback is whites.
03:21:04
It's assuming that these are actually are anything that simple
03:21:07
should be classified into.
03:21:09
So if it gets louder the more I talk to it I'll just fucking make it.
03:21:12
Just blow your shit up.
03:21:15
It is so funny.
03:21:17
I nobody's assuming they're actually aliens.
03:21:19
I'm trying to fix up.
03:21:21
I don't know what an AC is either.
03:21:23
It says not simply a classified AC watts AC
03:21:26
besides air conditioners, alternating current current
03:21:30
beside air.
03:21:30
Correct. Alternate
03:21:33
aircraft heard aircraft.
03:21:34
But as an AC, air conditioner, this.
03:21:41
Time go now as above, so below.
03:21:46
I think that,
03:21:47
there's. A.
03:22:54
There's the Brady and Show.
03:22:57
Brady and or Gary.
03:22:58
As above and so below.
03:23:01
Because these so close. Brady.
03:23:03
And for sure, we're doing it our way.
03:23:07
We're gonna make it make our dreams come true Brady.
03:23:11
And talk show it Brady and draw.
03:23:14
It's their show now Brady.
03:23:16
Draw.
03:23:28
Are you cheering no.
03:23:31
Oh check out this chem trail.
03:23:33
Check out this chem trail I captured.
03:23:35
Oh fuck I forgot to pull up my cam trails.
03:23:37
Damn it. Look how beautiful that is.
03:23:42
There's no brilliant chem trail.
03:23:46
Did you?
03:23:46
I will save it for next week.
03:23:47
With the controls that I had that I was talking about.
03:23:49
There was other planes in the air that it was abundance of planes and they were.
03:23:54
None of them were making a trail.
03:23:56
But there was trails
03:23:57
just recently left in the sky by fucking planes that I don't know.
03:24:02
There was probably about 7 or 8 planes in the sky
03:24:04
that we're not making permanent contrails yet.
03:24:06
There were streaks in the past from planes that had already passed through
03:24:10
that were that.
03:24:10
So I can explain this clean hands when that even there was,
03:24:14
there'd fucking explain it.
03:24:16
There are different altitudes.
03:24:18
It's different temperature.
03:24:19
Sure, you could say that.
03:24:21
But when you've got eight other planes, very, very much separated,
03:24:24
one of them's got to be within that same general area. And.
03:24:28
Nope, nope, none of them.
03:24:29
None of them just happened to be, I don't know.
03:24:31
Let's test your perception skills.
03:24:32
Do you see anything wrong with this picture?
03:24:35
Yeah, this is way more much in the foreground is probably a jet plane.
03:24:38
Would not a commercial airliner.
03:24:40
What about the street sign like, I don't know,
03:24:44
Street signs, legends, fake street 123.
03:24:46
Fake street.
03:24:48
What about the AC?
03:24:49
I started noticing a few things.
03:24:50
What about the car going the wrong way in the fucking right lane?
03:24:55
Oh, they don't do those fucking.
03:24:57
When I was coming back from my in my house the other day, it's there's a,
03:25:01
there's a two left hand turn lanes and there's a fucking kind of like
03:25:05
a median that's like this wide, like about a foot and a half wide.
03:25:09
And the fucking I'm getting into the lane and the car comes like, right,
03:25:13
right at me.
03:25:13
And I'm just like, buddy, this is this is the wrong way.
03:25:17
And then he started.
03:25:18
Then he corrected himself. But it was quite weird for a second.
03:25:21
Nothing treacherous, but it was just kind of weird
03:25:23
because I'm like, do you know where you're going?
03:25:26
Obviously not.
03:25:27
I also, I also noticed all the traffic lights are green on green and red.
03:25:32
All the traffic lights are green and red.
03:25:35
They're both.
03:25:36
Yeah. They're both.
03:25:37
What are you supposed to do?
03:25:38
That the equivalent to a yield to the yellow.
03:25:42
I'd say it's officer. It's green. Yeah.
03:25:44
Say anything. You know anything about the red?
03:25:46
Nothing about the red. Officer. It was a good point.
03:25:48
You know how much money we could save by just turning?
03:25:50
Having it be either green for go, red for stuff,
03:25:54
and then green and red for a yield.
03:25:57
Right.
03:25:58
I think that might be confusing.
03:26:02
What if we ever have one goes out.
03:26:04
Let's let's let people
03:26:05
figure out roundabouts first, and then we'll start, you know.
03:26:08
Oh, my lord, what about a fourth color?
03:26:11
Purple.
03:26:12
If it's purple and you know what's up, you can just go or not.
03:26:15
Or, you know, there's no it's just like when the light is out black.
03:26:18
There's a funny Michigan rule.
03:26:19
So if you if all the all the lights are out, power's out.
03:26:22
What are you supposed to do when you come to a intersection?
03:26:26
What do you do when you come?
03:26:28
What are you supposed to do when you come?
03:26:29
When I don't know, do not come.
03:26:32
Do not go.
03:26:34
The what I always thought the right answer was.
03:26:35
And what I can stop.
03:26:37
It's a four way, four way. Stop.
03:26:39
Wrong, wrong.
03:26:43
What do you do?
03:26:44
So Michigan has this stupid thing that says the main, thorough way.
03:26:47
The larger road has the right of way.
03:26:49
How fucking dangerous is that?
03:26:51
And everyone I had people arguing me. Well, it's pretty obvious.
03:26:53
And they pointed out, like my cross street in the main road, I'm like, well, yeah,
03:26:57
but now what if you're at like say, I don't know, Southfield in 16 miles?
03:27:01
Well no. No. Because yes.
03:27:02
So that that regardless of what the actual answer there
03:27:06
is, it doesn't matter because it leaves it up to be argumentative.
03:27:10
It should never leave it up to the argumentative. That's what.
03:27:12
Yeah.
03:27:12
But so the kind of leaves around
03:27:16
regardless, I've never met anybody that doesn't think it's a four way stop.
03:27:20
But if you look at the law, always a four way stop.
03:27:22
No, there's plenty of people when you approach it, they don't understand.
03:27:25
It's a four way stop and they'll like not want to go when it's their turn.
03:27:28
And so you just kind of
03:27:29
wait there for a second and you're like, all right, I guess it's my turn now.
03:27:32
Since you won't go, I guess I'll just fucking go
03:27:35
fucking well, just knowledge is power.
03:27:37
I like having that law in my pocket.
03:27:38
I if everyone else is treating it like a four way stop, I safely will do that too.
03:27:42
But if there's no one around and I think I'm on the main road, I'm just like room.
03:27:46
I'm going to make sure it's clear.
03:27:48
My problem too, is the people that will not realize that like,
03:27:52
even though they were maybe the last person to get there,
03:27:55
the person that's across from them that's going straight through the intersection,
03:27:58
if they're going like you also can go like because you know it,
03:28:02
no one else is allowed to turn while they're turning
03:28:04
because they're in the intersection. And so like people can't figure that out.
03:28:07
Dude, nobody, nobody even turns left on your
03:28:09
right hand turn if you if your right hand turn is right of way, like it's
03:28:14
my pet peeve is
03:28:15
when people try to, like, wave you even though it's like you don't have to.
03:28:18
You don't need a wave to tell anyone anything.
03:28:20
There's traffic laws that, like, just already dictate what's supposed to happen.
03:28:24
What does that tell anyone what to do on my way.
03:28:26
Don't ever listen to anyone. Don't ever listen to anyone.
03:28:29
Anyway, if anyone's watching this, don't ever listen to anyone
03:28:31
tell you what to do in traffic because they can go fuck themselves.
03:28:34
Dude, I'll see what the people I've seen, the people that let the people turn
03:28:38
left hand. And then.
03:28:39
And then you have someone that's coming down exactly.
03:28:42
So if I'm on, if I'm on a boulevard and I'm finishing the fucking turn
03:28:46
and they're turning right straight across from me, then I finish 100%,
03:28:50
100% right, the right of way, always.
03:28:52
I don't have a good I don't have a good dashcam video of it.
03:28:56
It's very far away.
03:28:57
But I'm at the intersection going north on Shaner at 15 mile
03:29:01
and somebody, somebody did that and there is a fucking head on collision
03:29:04
that somebody is letting somebody through, and then somebody is
03:29:07
barreling through. If
03:29:09
there's this, they're always there waving me to go.
03:29:12
And I'm like, dude, it's your face.
03:29:14
I start shaking my head.
03:29:15
I'm like, no, no, you're not fucking telling me, like to go like you fucking
03:29:19
follow the traffic laws.
03:29:20
I don't give a fuck like, you don't need to tell anyone what to do.
03:29:24
Just follow the traffic laws.
03:29:26
Those are telling you already what to do.
03:29:28
Like there's.
03:29:30
I love the I love the kid Hogan's mash up.
03:29:34
It was great.
03:29:36
I had I wish I had enough fucking credits to do the whole video
03:29:39
so that that now I like the back and forth.
03:29:42
Back and forth is perfect.
03:29:45
So he actually did meet him.
03:29:47
He had to have. Yep.
03:29:49
I believe him.
03:29:50
So, Hawk, is that short?
03:29:51
Or maybe he shrunk or he always had lifted his.
03:29:54
So I know that exaggerate, but it doesn't matter
03:29:56
because he still wrestled other people that were of decent size. So
03:30:02
I don't know.
03:30:02
He never seemed they had 67.
03:30:05
I could see that. That'd be an exaggeration.
03:30:07
I could see 64. There's an obvious comparison.
03:30:10
How tall is Gary?
03:30:11
How how Google? How tall is the kid?
03:30:14
How tall?
03:30:15
Six two.
03:30:16
Gary's like 6261.
03:30:19
So here's the best one that I know.
03:30:21
He's over 60, give or take the angle of the fucking camera and shit.
03:30:25
He looks like he's about an inch or two shorter than Gary.
03:30:28
So he has a kid?
03:30:31
Yeah.
03:30:32
You can't see what's on the camera, what's on right now.
03:30:35
But the sidewalk,
03:30:38
he might be a half a foot standing back, so let's give it an inch.
03:30:41
Yeah.
03:30:41
So there's no way that then that means Gary is the same height as Hulk Hogan.
03:30:52
Okay.
03:30:53
So nothing on the show is real, so maybe he's full of shit, but I.
03:30:57
I have a tendency to believe him because it'd be a an elaborate lie
03:31:01
because Hulk Hogan was actually there and he did have the beer,
03:31:05
or I didn't see the beer.
03:31:07
Maybe he was there,
03:31:10
but there was also a wax figure that was there.
03:31:14
Yeah, it could be cardboard to
03:31:17
we need a queen.
03:31:18
Yeah.
03:31:20
There's a lot of, Well, I'm trying I'm trying to leave.
03:31:22
You got the same exact fucking, ceiling that I have in my upstairs.
03:31:27
No drywall. Never. I don't ever.
03:31:30
Oh, that's not that's not drywall.
03:31:31
Don't ever film with it.
03:31:33
Don't ever fuck with it.
03:31:37
That shit is so hot.
03:31:38
You see, it's somehow in this,
03:31:42
there's just in this little add on room.
03:31:45
Is it painted to
03:31:48
know? No.
03:31:51
Very well, in fact. Yeah.
03:31:52
I don't know what have I think I played through.
03:31:54
Yeah, dude.
03:31:55
I was like, I wanted to change a light fixture and I just was never the same.
03:31:59
I had to replace a lot of it.
03:32:03
Yeah.
03:32:03
It's not like drywall where you can just kind of patch it.
03:32:05
Well, I guess even if you do a shitty job patching drywall, you can just like
03:32:09
do it again in my basement, I have those horrible office
03:32:12
styrofoam, like, you know, I don't even know what they are.
03:32:14
Acoustic tiles, big giant ones, you know, hanging ceiling.
03:32:20
So I thought it was similar to that where I could take it out
03:32:22
and fucking put it back in because it was kind of loose. But nope.
03:32:29
I like to take it out and put it back in.
03:32:32
Yeah. Me too.
03:32:34
I played all my shit except a couple of mash ups of Halloween stuff, but
03:32:38
it sucks when Halloween is on a Thursday, man.
03:32:40
Not that I mean, I'm old enough for Halloween doesn't really work anymore, but
03:32:45
it's fun when it's on the weekend.
03:32:49
And last we do.
03:32:50
Last year we had fun. Was it like a fun?
03:32:53
Why is it fun?
03:32:54
Because life is boring.
03:32:56
And unless you're in that letter, it's fun.
03:32:59
When Halloween's out there, who gives a fuck when it is?
03:33:01
Everyone's just going to celebrate on the weekend anyway.
03:33:03
So whenever anything, we're on a drive to us and I hear the words you're saying.
03:33:08
But from my experience, because the weekend is over the Halloween week,
03:33:11
what are people going to party the day after Halloween? No.
03:33:15
Yeah. There's people that do that.
03:33:17
Well, don't get me wrong, I just kind of had.
03:33:20
But it's just blew the holidays.
03:33:22
Over the holidays, Wednesday and Thursday had the two of the worst holidays.
03:33:25
They actually suggested moving it just to the last Friday and, Wednesday
03:33:29
and Thursday or holidays.
03:33:30
I didn't realize, what did I say?
03:33:32
Dude, I got my brain.
03:33:34
You said Wednesday and Thursday.
03:33:35
I hear what you meant.
03:33:36
I hear what you meant,
03:33:37
but I was saying Thursdays are the worst way to have a holiday.
03:33:41
Or have, especially Halloween.
03:33:44
And it came out.
03:33:45
It was about how to, So if the weather and Thursday
03:33:48
are the worst holidays and it's like, I don't know, there were holidays,
03:33:52
the worst day to have a holiday, especially Halloween
03:33:56
on holiday, if the entire
03:33:59
world is going to take Friday off and then Thursday holidays work.
03:34:03
But they don't do that for Halloween.
03:34:04
Yeah, but you don't take Halloween off.
03:34:06
It's not like a real holiday.
03:34:07
Halloween is the biggest pizza day.
03:34:10
Biggest pizza really.
03:34:12
Most people think it's New Year's or the flip for Christmas Day.
03:34:16
Pizza day.
03:34:18
Yeah, yeah, people are going to want to like
03:34:21
or New Year's Day, I guess, cuz they're New Year's Eve.
03:34:23
Even pizzerias aren't open on Christmas, though.
03:34:26
Yeah they are. They want to make money.
03:34:28
Jewish ones are Chinese, so I've always loved Chinese food.
03:34:33
The CVS were my parents, house was always open
03:34:36
on, all the Christian holidays because there was, Muslim,
03:34:41
work there.
03:34:42
So there you go.
03:34:44
You usually close, you want to work?
03:34:47
Yeah.
03:34:47
No, no, no, they put a regular person in there
03:34:51
right out.
03:34:55
Yeah.
03:34:55
See, I knew what you meant.
03:34:56
Same thing.
03:34:57
I mean, what did he say?
03:35:03
What did he say?
03:35:06
Yeah.
03:35:07
What am I doing here?
03:35:10
That's what I'm doing.
03:35:12
So your camera shows nothing. Is that. Yeah.
03:35:14
So my pocket.
03:35:16
Yeah, it's in my pocket.
03:35:17
I'm getting ready. Just.
03:35:18
I'm just wondering if that was by design, you know? You know, you know what?
03:35:20
It was?
03:35:21
Because I need my hands to operate other things for a minute.
03:35:24
Ooh, yeah. But, yeah, I'm pretty much done if you want to be done.
03:35:26
But, I'm also going to be driving.
03:35:28
So tell me where your hands are first.
03:35:31
If they're not, you're touching my forehead.
03:35:34
Yeah.
03:35:35
What's up with that fridge?
03:35:35
Was that your fridge or was that some other fridge?
03:35:38
That was my fridge.
03:35:41
Don't you think it was in the fridge?
03:35:43
Yeah, yeah, he's a bit much.
03:35:45
What are you overcompensating for?
03:35:46
Was the only thing I thought of.
03:35:48
Because the space is.
03:35:50
It's awesome,
03:35:52
but it's a little funky because of these add, they put two add on rooms,
03:35:56
so there's a lot of, like, open sitting area
03:35:59
that really doesn't, like, have, great.
03:36:03
Like, because most sitting areas kind of revolve around a television weight.
03:36:08
And so like the kitchen area doesn't really have like a dynamic
03:36:11
where you can like television and kitchen and the TV area is great.
03:36:17
And so we kind of decided, you know, at this
03:36:20
I like the four door style because they're all they're hinged doors
03:36:23
and there's it's the same song.
03:36:24
So there's like the flex area.
03:36:26
So you can have, you can make that a fridge or a freezer
03:36:30
or whatever the fuck you want, because I've got a deep freeze,
03:36:33
so I'd rather have more fridge space, I guess.
03:36:35
But, automatic ice maker, it makes two different kinds of ice,
03:36:38
and it puts them in a fucking tray for you.
03:36:40
And also the beverage station to this thing, like it's a pitcher
03:36:43
that comes in the always fills.
03:36:44
It's also like I'm one, especially working from home.
03:36:48
Like it.
03:36:49
I've just that alone.
03:36:51
I was telling my girlfriend earlier because I have like
03:36:54
the zero water filter where
03:36:55
it's like the big unit that's kind of like the no, like a, like Gatorade.
03:36:59
So like dispensing.
03:37:01
And you have to put water at the top.
03:37:03
You have to wait for it to fucking filter and blah, blah, blah.
03:37:05
And you're constantly adding water to this thing.
03:37:08
Every fucking, you know, a couple hours because you're drinking water
03:37:11
and it's so annoying.
03:37:12
And so having this unit, having the ice fucking thing, having the water,
03:37:17
and then it also can, you can have fucking TV on it and shit.
03:37:21
It's, it's got the screen.
03:37:22
It's, I don't know, the screen's the only thing I'm really talking about.
03:37:26
My fridge makes water and ice.
03:37:28
That's how you get your kids to drink water.
03:37:31
It has to be like a fucking restaurant where they just push.
03:37:34
Yeah, but this has the little picture in there that just auto.
03:37:36
Auto fills itself.
03:37:37
Also is the regular dispenser too.
03:37:39
But like, I don't even know what then you have to pour that don't you.
03:37:41
Yeah that's the put the with the what.
03:37:43
You just put the picture right back in and it sells itself.
03:37:45
There's no like no.
03:37:46
But you said it has auto dispense too. So it does it.
03:37:48
Can you fill it without opening it or do you have to. Yeah.
03:37:51
But I don't ever do that.
03:37:52
I just grab the pitcher, which is kind of confusing.
03:37:54
Like that's weird.
03:37:55
That's the whole point of having it is it saves electricity.
03:37:57
I don't have to open my door.
03:37:59
It's like a half door.
03:38:01
All right, let's let's dive down after it's a half door.
03:38:05
No, don't worry, you don't have to show it to me.
03:38:06
I'll be over soon to repair it. All right.
03:38:09
Those things are on my list, dude.
03:38:10
All the time. And it's got the
03:38:13
great.
03:38:13
But they're going to break.
03:38:14
Only opens to the cans.
03:38:16
Like, sure, you can reach all the way in, but it's only opens a segment.
03:38:18
And then there's the there's the water pitcher, which I can pour that.
03:38:22
And then here's the dispenser where the cup goes.
03:38:24
But I just grab this and I pour because why would I ever go?
03:38:27
Why would I go there when I have this here?
03:38:29
But it's not a little things.
03:38:31
I just like and I'm just the opposite.
03:38:34
I'm like, why would you go to the pitcher?
03:38:36
I put Taco Bell in there two days left.
03:38:38
So yeah, I can.
03:38:40
It takes pictures of the food, right?
03:38:42
Oh shit.
03:38:43
Like what?
03:38:43
Do we have enough.
03:38:44
We're gonna.
03:38:47
It's.
03:38:48
So I told the two days I told it, I told it two days.
03:38:50
Yeah, there's probably a lot I can break. So, can I see it?
03:38:53
Can I see it again with the screen off?
03:38:54
Can you even tell there's a screen? Or is it.
03:38:56
There's a window? Is it like. Does it. Yeah.
03:38:59
No, because it turns black.
03:39:00
It turns black.
03:39:03
And can you look in the fridge without opening it?
03:39:05
Is there a camera? Yeah.
03:39:06
So you can see on the screen.
03:39:09
Yeah.
03:39:10
So leftover been but so have you ever used our.
03:39:13
Fuck it.
03:39:14
You know, I would just, I would just open it.
03:39:18
This is like my dad. Like, this is like my fucking dad.
03:39:20
Like, oh, all you do is like, they do have one that you can just see in,
03:39:24
but it's like, yeah, I'd rather just open that and look to see. But
03:39:28
I don't know, they also have this dumb shit where you can
03:39:31
it auto opens it for you, but it only opens it like that much.
03:39:33
So it's like, I still have to do this. I don't know what the
03:39:37
big deal is, but.
03:39:38
So you decide to get a fridge instead of kids?
03:39:40
That's cool. That's pretty cool.
03:39:43
Well, it's not that.
03:39:44
I mean, it was expensive, but it's not that expensive.
03:39:46
I mean, I can tell you right off the bat that fridge is
03:39:50
if you didn't get it on sale, it was at least 3300.
03:39:53
Yeah. So I got it on sale.
03:39:55
I just actually today when I bought it, it was on sale for $700 off.
03:40:00
And luckily I fucking check because I was pissed off about my other delivery.
03:40:03
Shit, I, I called, got my delivery shit that I bitch
03:40:07
about in the previous episode.
03:40:09
Figure it out.
03:40:11
It's my girlfriend.
03:40:13
Oh, there we go. Remember? You don't want to.
03:40:17
That's fine.
03:40:17
Remember, though, remember me saying this, though, when it starts to break?
03:40:20
Because I get, dispatch tickets for those Samsung fridge.
03:40:24
Oh, whatever.
03:40:25
Washer and fucking washer and dryers all the time.
03:40:28
Mainly because they have such cool features.
03:40:30
The more features you put on them, the more shit breaks.
03:40:34
No, I'm fine with it.
03:40:35
It is what it is.
03:40:36
I got a I, I bought several things at one, so I did whatever kind of.
03:40:41
Yeah.
03:40:41
Best Buy has like, catch all kind of, service daily do I guess, but
03:40:47
which is actually cheaper because I've got the, I got iPads,
03:40:50
I got several items and it also covers them all.
03:40:53
Now I'm opening groceries.
03:40:55
No, I'm hanging in there.
03:40:56
Oh, my God, they probably is a fucking asshole
03:41:00
or the other asshole.
03:41:02
Yeah.
03:41:04
But also the thing with the Best Buy is I've got a Best Buy credit card
03:41:07
and have interest free financing for 18 months.
03:41:09
And so, you know what?
03:41:10
Fucking it was five something awesome.
03:41:14
You did 1998.
03:41:18
I did a $3,000 stereo purchase.
03:41:21
I almost have it paid off.
03:41:26
Whatever.
03:41:28
I think that I could pay it all I could do.
03:41:30
I could pay it all off right now.
03:41:31
I just I'd rather do cost financing and cost me, like $9,500 when it was.
03:41:37
Oh, was a $7,000 Best Buy purchase.
03:41:39
I bought a bunch of stuff.
03:41:41
But yeah,
03:41:43
but yeah.
03:41:44
So, I tell you, dude, I love that
03:41:46
high tech fucking appliance shit because it makes me so much money.
03:41:50
Yeah, well, look at this.
03:41:52
And, it was $700 off when I bought it,
03:41:55
and then I just happened to look yesterday.
03:41:56
There was $900 off now, and so I called
03:41:59
and I was able to get, the $200 refunded.
03:42:03
They you.
03:42:04
I thought you were going to say you got $1,600.
03:42:07
No. And then also I got, that's 700.
03:42:10
That's 16.
03:42:10
Well,
03:42:11
when they installed it, it said that they were supposed
03:42:13
to install the water line, and the guys were like, yeah,
03:42:15
we don't do that because the liability and blah, blah, blah.
03:42:18
And I'm like, well, it says that they do it.
03:42:20
And they were like, oh,
03:42:21
if the person on the phone is like all they have to do,
03:42:23
if they have to install it like in method piping, then they won't.
03:42:26
And it's like, no, I literally did it.
03:42:28
And you know, I had to figure out where it was.
03:42:31
But, I'm not one of those weird ones that bite into the they got this crazy kit.
03:42:35
That is insane. It bites right into your pipe.
03:42:40
I can't
03:42:40
imagine, like, if something goes wrong.
03:42:44
Why? What?
03:42:44
What do you mean, the pipe? What do you mean? It bites into it?
03:42:47
It's got this clamp. You just put it. You pick a spot on your pipe.
03:42:49
I did not use it, but they suggested the guys that were going to install.
03:42:53
I was like, bye.
03:42:54
Just leave it. Don't even open the box. I'll take care of it.
03:42:57
Because the kit that they had that they were going to install to my
03:43:00
for my water, the ice maker and water,
03:43:04
I forgot what they call it, but it basically looks like a nail.
03:43:07
It's a hollow nail
03:43:09
and it goes right into your pipe pipe punctured a hole right into your pipe,
03:43:13
and it supposedly keeps it sealed and clamped on there.
03:43:16
And then that's where it it feeds off to the water to go to your fridge.
03:43:21
Don't ever use that.
03:43:22
Most of the fridges come with that kit.
03:43:25
It might I don't know.
03:43:28
They were like, oh, and so I argue that and they gave me 30 bucks
03:43:32
back on that because I told them I had to do the work myself
03:43:35
and I'm like, it was it was already plumbed, it was already set up.
03:43:38
All I had to do was unthread two fucking hoses and then rethread
03:43:43
two fucking hoses.
03:43:45
Because it was a different hostile.
03:43:48
But it was the same thing.
03:43:49
It was it was the same exact setting.
03:43:51
I think they it's they charge, what, like 199 bucks for install.
03:43:55
And those guys, they literally having a, it's like, you know, they get it,
03:43:58
they get they get paid 99 bucks to install it for you.
03:44:01
Those two guys, it didn't unwrap anything. No.
03:44:03
The main thing was they did the Holloway service.
03:44:05
So I just wanted to take the old shit and get rid of it.
03:44:10
And at this point, I'm just
03:44:11
ready to pay for whatever right now, just to make it easier on everything.
03:44:14
Fuck. Did I come in here for my pens? Where the fuck am I?
03:44:16
The damn.
03:44:22
I'm scrolling through videos.
03:44:23
I think everything was played.
03:44:26
I didn't get rooms at all. What?
03:44:28
I don't understand the topic at all.
03:44:30
I just go, so, I just go topic.
03:44:32
I'm also going on in the week one.
03:44:33
Did he talk about anything that was a ruin?
03:44:36
Ruin or ruin?
03:44:37
Is that are you in here or are you out here ruined, ruined two different things.
03:44:41
Ruined it.
03:44:42
Ruined. Is the alphabet ruined?
03:44:44
What is different? Yeah, three different.
03:44:47
So he can. He can.
03:44:49
The next three episodes be all three?
03:44:51
Can the next one be ruined and then ruin?
03:44:54
Maybe we don't have to ruin and ruin.
03:44:58
Gary, my Gary would probably like that idea.
03:45:01
I think that maybe the first idea that I know that you would probably go.
03:45:03
Yeah, that's hilarious.
03:45:05
If you make three episodes in a row
03:45:07
that are very similar words with different words.
03:45:10
Oh, I found gold.
03:45:12
Gary keeps sending us
03:45:13
all those yuppie dippy hippie guy stuff, but he's actually a very lucid comedian.
03:45:16
And all the his little hippie stuff is fake. He came up with this.
03:45:19
Oh, the fucking hillbilly guy.
03:45:21
The fake hillbilly.
03:45:23
You ever, hurt your hand that you used to wipe your foot with?
03:45:28
And so you gotta use the other hand, and and it feels weird.
03:45:32
It feels like this is like you're wiping someone else's, but.
03:45:36
Yes. Or that someone else or no, yours.
03:45:42
Got it?
03:45:42
I've never had my hand.
03:45:44
Just wondering.
03:45:46
Okay. Why?
03:45:48
Thank you. Bye.
03:45:50
He's a nice gentleman that would work for him.
03:45:53
Dude, he tried to do stuff his whole life.
03:45:55
Be a comedian and all this shit.
03:45:57
And then he's like, in my backyard.
03:45:59
I said one catchphrase, which was, have a super duper day.
03:46:02
Okay, bye.
03:46:04
And now he's like, he's on this.
03:46:06
He's a motivational speaker. People pay money to hear him talk.
03:46:09
And then weird how that works.
03:46:11
Isn't that I forgot what I was listening to,
03:46:12
but they were talking about that how, like,
03:46:14
you know, just you could just strike gold by just.
03:46:18
And that's what is unfortunate because that's that's such a rarity.
03:46:22
But people will do, you know, will cut out and waste their lives.
03:46:28
No. Hawk to a girl.
03:46:31
Yeah.
03:46:32
I talk to a.
03:46:35
Oh, so I was talking about giving head one day,
03:46:37
and now she has a podcast with Whitney Cummings of all.
03:46:42
Oh, yeah.
03:46:43
Yeah, I listen to a podcast that makes fun of other podcasts, but she's.
03:46:47
But she's just.
03:46:48
Yeah, they called her absolute brain. Right.
03:46:50
That podcast. Yeah.
03:46:51
But they're making fun of her.
03:46:53
It just seemed weird because, like, Whitney Cummings was kind of like,
03:46:56
would you figure
03:46:58
the the Whitney coming or the talk to her?
03:47:02
Which one, I guess.
03:47:02
No, I know which one was making fun of it.
03:47:05
Who are these podcasts?
03:47:06
Which kind of just makes fun of other podcasts.
03:47:09
It's a pretty good, show.
03:47:11
They kind of, they somehow got.
03:47:13
I was listening to them before they got tied up with the drew
03:47:16
and my podcast, which again is the local radio folklore for
03:47:21
Detroiters.
03:47:22
And,
03:47:25
And so, I don't know, they were just
03:47:26
they just kind of review other people's podcasts like, like that shit like that.
03:47:31
And so you kind of get to absorb
03:47:33
all these weird podcasts that you would never listen to.
03:47:35
And so, yeah, it was really weird because Whitney Cummings was kind of
03:47:39
like be in this weird motherly figure, but also like, be in this weird, like,
03:47:43
non motherly figure at the same time.
03:47:46
But I suppose you talk to a girl.
03:47:48
Supposedly the talk to a girl is a virgin, so it's
03:47:53
a virgin.
03:47:53
And all she talks about on the podcast, right?
03:47:56
Oh, she's talks about the podcast is just like dumb shit.
03:47:58
Like, you know what?
03:47:59
What are you doing?
03:47:59
Nothing.
03:47:59
And I went here and then I went there, and I fucking hate that kind of a girl.
03:48:04
That is such so slutty,
03:48:07
but doesn't do anything.
03:48:08
It's.
03:48:09
And I don't I don't mean for me. I don't mean me leading me on.
03:48:11
I just mean in general, what a piece of shit.
03:48:15
Because, like, I wasn't even thinking about sex.
03:48:17
But then you're all fucking. I spit on that things, but.
03:48:19
Oh, okay, let's go.
03:48:20
And then she's like, yeah, right, I'm a virgin, right?
03:48:25
Then shut the fuck up.
03:48:26
Asking for something? Yeah.
03:48:30
Because, guys,
03:48:31
they're kind of fucking hold it I don't know is that, is that
03:48:36
because they do say that, you know, we were telling you
03:48:38
like we were talking about the show, about being posers and stuff.
03:48:40
Dude, if you're going to be a whore, I respect a whore more than a whore.
03:48:43
That isn't.
03:48:44
Yeah, but you like, you've
03:48:45
heard the stories about, like, the, Middle Easterners that like, see,
03:48:50
you know, women, women are women, and they see them, you know, on a beach,
03:48:53
you know, in a thong bikini.
03:48:55
And they just go up to them and start touching them
03:48:56
because they assume like, oh, you're dressed like that.
03:48:58
That must mean you're, you know, hey,
03:48:59
this woman, I mean, I can just go up and grab in the pussy.
03:49:03
Yeah, yeah.
03:49:04
Happens
03:49:06
occasionally.
03:49:07
Does they let you go?
03:49:10
They let you or the other.
03:49:12
What's that?
03:49:14
One of these.
03:49:15
I got everything.
03:49:17
I was going to say something, but now I just forgot it.
03:49:19
And I have no way to rewind.
03:49:22
I wish there was sound drives, theme music, and a way to rewind
03:49:25
the rest of the days of the week. Sometimes.
03:49:29
How many restaurants is the week?
03:49:30
Here?
03:49:31
I was driving and I miss something and I was like, fuck, I can't rewind,
03:49:36
rewind.
03:49:36
Let this live show life.
03:49:38
No life, oh life should have played music and rewind.
03:49:43
That does it does it does.
03:49:47
I messed up, it's called either reincarnation or the next
03:49:52
iteration.
03:49:53
That's a typo. That's been there for three months.
03:49:55
I just realized it says, what say you?
03:49:57
Instead of what? Say
03:49:59
I was saved?
03:50:02
It's that week.
03:50:04
If I wake up, my shoulders drive by.
03:50:06
We reach for the stars.
03:50:08
We touch.
03:50:08
The sky lies on the backs of giants.
03:50:11
The star touch fire.
03:50:12
We roar so life can we get much higher.
03:50:27
That's
03:50:29
truly going on.
03:50:30
To our perfection on the chassis.
03:50:31
I bet he wants to kiss bottom executive and head to his next. Yes.
03:50:34
If Gary told me to draw his masterpiece dead on, let's do let you.
03:50:38
But it ain't over.
03:50:39
Waiting six five frames.
03:50:40
Well, just to it can't procreate to us at one point.
03:50:43
Still can't claim to be straight, but, gameplay got straight.
03:50:46
Got a be for 40.
03:50:47
Can't you go straight to your drawers?
03:50:49
You guys go for fools?
03:50:50
Jet ski is the two bro been the one to hook them?
03:50:52
It's a crooked cinema.
03:50:53
Need some help to get cheese? Makes me get the straight.
03:50:56
It's like stop meat draws an apple dick.
03:50:58
I'm not. Can just flip like jet skis. The trick
03:51:02
in it all is draw has a nick.
03:51:11
Yours on the floor.
03:51:12
Selected. Accepting the shop 44. Support the.
03:51:15
I'm cold. That's enough for your pride.
03:51:17
No more.
03:51:17
I'm the only guy we met warming up to culture.
03:51:21
Christina. Big Gary's like, loving it all.
03:51:24
The straw has a mic, controls the whole floor.
03:51:28
Still got 44 trophies.
03:51:31
There's no pride.
03:51:32
No more happy for me. Carry me.
03:51:35
Warming up the whole truth.
03:51:37
Feel like Thomas version.
03:51:39
It all sure has a nick and John
03:51:45
draws a horde on the floor.
03:51:47
Still attempting to shop yet for.
03:51:53
For support before I'm told there's an uproar.
03:51:57
No pride, no more harm.
03:51:58
The tournament, Gary meant warming up to cultural Christi to drink Gary's milk.
03:52:04
Loving it all.
03:52:05
It's your a nick owns your spawn
03:52:09
point spawn soaring high above, crashing below.
03:52:13
Nah, that's more
03:52:16
us. Got the
03:52:16
cheese, the nips and these for they think you break the squirrel.
03:52:19
Allegedly.
03:52:20
That's a couple draw lobster because Big Jake he he's innocent means he's gay.
03:52:26
Calls himself a pioneer.
03:52:28
But I'm afraid it's dicks up Gary.
03:52:30
So schools run away.
03:52:33
Kids draw something.
03:52:34
But holy cow, he's lost faith his boys.
03:52:38
Let's stolen draws a gorgeous sack.
03:52:41
It's just needs a rag. It's Karen.
03:52:44
It's like stealth blitz drop.
03:52:45
This is the gun.
03:52:46
The fuck?
03:52:47
Look at the kids stealing time.
03:52:49
Let's just inside the pawn.
03:52:51
The flies. Very like such a strong drop.
03:52:54
It is clutch.
03:52:55
Here's a story I was told to go so
03:52:59
strong as a fox.
03:53:00
So below.
03:53:06
It's the Brady Show.
03:53:08
Brady and Gary as above and so below.
03:53:13
Because he's so close Brady.
03:53:15
And for sure we're doing this our way.
03:53:19
We're gonna make it make our dreams come true Brady
03:53:22
and talk show it's Brady and draw.
03:53:25
It's their show now Brady draw.
03:53:39
Them.
03:53:46
Let's.
03:54:53
Take.