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This.
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The time is now 10:01 p.m..
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Do you know what your lucky numbers are?
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Hi, I'm Gary, and welcome to Fladge Rants Live.
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Tonight the topic is numbers.
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I like numbers so much
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I masturbate to Sudoku.
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No. One time
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I remember I used a, a fake topic title
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so that I could lure you in and talk about math.
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Now I'm doing numbers.
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Perfect opportunity to talk about math.
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And that's not what we're doing.
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Although mathematics undergirds
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everything in nature.
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I kind of want to point out
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how that is not true and debunk this nonsense.
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So, some of it anyway, like, I,
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I think one of my main points was the nautilus shell,
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grows at the exact
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rate of the golden ratio.
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That is not true.
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But that's also
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not what I'm talking about today.
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Now, Genesis.
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Exodus. Leviticus.
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Deuteronomy. Joshua. Judges. Ruth.
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What did I skip?
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Numbers.
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And I'm not also not talking about numbers from the Bible,
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but I would like to talk about numbers from the Bible.
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40 was an important number in the Bible.
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Three very important.
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The Trinity, for completion.
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12. Perfection.
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13. Unlucky.
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Seven. Lucky.
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And that wraps that up because
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here's the thing.
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Have you heard this?
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You can play this at home.
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Keep your answers to yourself, and, we'll share later.
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In 1860,
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Abraham Lincoln was elected president.
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In 1960, John F Kennedy was elected president.
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Both were assassinated on Friday.
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Lincoln was assassinated in Ford's Theater.
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Kennedy in a Ford car.
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Southerners.
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That happened to be Democrats named Johnson.
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Took their places
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for their vice presidents or, took over the role as president.
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In both cases, Andrew Johnson was born in 1808.
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Lyndon Johnson was born in 1908.
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Lincoln's secretary was John.
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Kennedy's personal secretary was Lincoln
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John Wilkes Booth, born in 1839.
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Lee Harvey Oswald, born in 1939.
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Booth shot Lincoln in a theater and fled to a warehouse.
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Oswald shot Kennedy from a warehouse
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and fled to a theater.
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Unusual coincidences.
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Incredible. In fact.
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Bull crap.
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Here's how you produce a list like that.
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The.
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Those might, may or may not be made up facts, but that's step one.
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Make up some stuff.
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Step two.
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Find everything that looks like a coincidence and include it
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without anything that doesn't
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fit the narrative and just don't include it.
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And then you'll set up a really nice story, like I just pitched.
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And it's not that big of a coincidence
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that everybody's elections take place every four years.
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So yes, they were 100 years apart.
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That's when the elections were held.
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Some of them sound coincidental, but like I said, it's
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just a matter of reading through the facts and choosing
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the ones that fit the the crazy narrative you're trying to spell out.
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Nothing more.
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I fall victim to,
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confirmation bias when it comes to numbers.
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Myself.
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I've, I've bought hook, line and sinker.
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The whole Giza Plateau thing.
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All the numbers associated with the
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the dimensions of the the Great Pyramid of Giza
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and how they relate to the universal constants,
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everything from the the mass of the Earth to the speed of light
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and. Yeah, sure, sure, it's got
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there's a lot of numbers when you're dealing with a giant building.
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So once again, all you have to do is add up
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the ones that that you like and,
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and subtract the ones you don't.
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It really is that simple. Don't fall for it.
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I did, I do. We do.
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We're big stupid monkey people.
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And, it's time to grow up.
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It really is.
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Now, there's a couple things that go along with numbers and that are
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those would be numerals, which I almost named, today's podcast.
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I was going to go with numerals because,
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we just did.
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Another alphabet.
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And, I thought, you know, this is
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we use Arabic numerals.
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Not sure if you're aware of this.
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That's that's another one you can check off,
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that you did or did not know, but that that's true.
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That's that's what we use.
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But before our base ten numbers, we had base 12 numbers.
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This is kind of fascinating.
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Here's why.
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You've got 12 knuckles
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on your four fingers so you can move your thumb.
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One, 23456789.
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1011. 12.
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Once you've got that counted up, you've got a 12.
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So you put your finger there and that's a 12.
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And start over one two, three.
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And so now you got 12 plus three.
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And you don't have to memorize anything because your fingers are right
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where they need to be.
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So that's that's how base
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12 counting started.
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And guess what.
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It's not arbitrary that there are 12
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constellations.
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Look, 12 months in the air or 12.
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You know, the sky is divided up into 12 segments.
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It's because of our first method of counting.
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There's nothing crazy about it.
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It's not nature telling us something.
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It is simply what we devised to count things with.
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So then I got into numerology,
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which is just as whacked out woo
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as astrology.
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Now, don't confuse this with the astronomy.
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Astronomy is real science.
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Astrology means whenever you're born.
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Determines how your life's going to pan out.
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Well,
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I think where you're born has a lot more to do with it,
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but in numerology you are to take the month you were born.
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For me, it was October, so that's a ten.
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It was on the 12th.
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So that's a 12. So you got 22?
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Well.
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Oh, that's not.
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Is that how you do it?
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I might have this wrong.
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So, regardless, let's keep going.
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I 1973.
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So you add up all the digits.
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Oh, I did it wrong.
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I did because I added up 1973, which is 20
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plus ten plus 12, which would give me 32.
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And that would give me so.
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So then you add the digits together.
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So this is numerology.
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Keep bear with me here.
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I think that would make me a five, but I think I did it wrong.
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So let's do one plus one.
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Two plus two is four, plus one is five,
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plus nine is 14, plus seven is 21 plus three.
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Where was I? 24.
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Two plus four is six.
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That's what I am in numerology.
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My life path is a six.
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And so I read the characteristics.
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And sure, if it's me, if it's anybody
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just like you're horoscope.
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So then I looked up an even bigger woo
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called Angel numbers.
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So let's look at what these numbers mean.
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Zero new opportunities.
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One new beginnings.
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Wait, we already have new opportunities and intuition.
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Intuition, All right, moving right along.
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Number two, balanced trust and alignment.
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Okay, good.
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Number three.
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Magnetic creativity.
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What did I just say?
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Magnetic creativity.
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That is word salad.
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Number four, stabilization.
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In the Bible, it's completeness.
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Four is completeness.
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Five.
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Major changes could be coming.
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This is sounding like a fortune cookie.
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And then you flip the fortune over and you get your you're lucky numbers.
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So play those in the lottery, because the odds are not in your favor.
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Regardless of how lucky you are.
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In fact, there's there's there's some lucky,
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things associated with seeing a praying mantis.
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I guess lucky does
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technically mean good or bad luck, right?
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But I usually use it to the word lucky to mean good luck.
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But no praying mantis.
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Seeing a praying mantis either means good luck
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or bad luck, depending on what happens.
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Anyhow, number six of these angel numbers,
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number six is,
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supportive, compassionate and empathetic.
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All right, I like it.
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Number seven. Lucky.
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Yeah, we've already gone over that.
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Eight.
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Here's a good on a connection to the spiritual
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universe.
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Deep sigh.
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Number nine, a chapter may be coming to an end.
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I give up, I
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roll a clip.
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Brady.
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I miss Brady.
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Brady's here.
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Look at that.
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You got magic numbers for me.
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Oh. Spiritual
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meaning of seven, seven and angel number 77 is the angel number.
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Every number is an angel number.
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Well, okay.
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Every number is an angel number.
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You know, six, six, six is the number of the beast,
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but in Hebrew, it's w, as in World Wide Web.
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But there's a six, six, six in my Social Security number.
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I'm not kidding.
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I don't care, though,
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because they're just numbers.
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Which three?
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The first three are the middle three.
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Are they not even in order?
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The six is, the,
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Which question would you like me to answer?
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Are the six I'll just go with. No.
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Are the six is nope.
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Yeah. They're they're together.
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They're all together.
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There's A666 in my.
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No. Do they're not in the middle.
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Do they start it I know that's not.
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No. They can't start it.
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They're not, they do not.
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They're
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they are end what other numbers are in it.
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Several of the other numbers.
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Some of the other numbers.
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All the other numbers.
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That's addition.
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Right. Yeah.
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And I said we're we're not even talking about math today,
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but you said some of the other numbers.
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Yes. Oh, but it's the oh, it's the, some of the other numbers I see where
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what I, where I went wrong there, I use a, homonym.
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Hey, Brady, are you feeling better?
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I hope you're feeling better, because, now I.
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I've got to apologize.
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I had no idea how much you do for the show.
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I just thought it magically happened.
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And all the the drops it, like, perf with perfect timing.
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Just out of the blue, like, on their own.
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You're mocking me, aren't you?
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And then.
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And then last week, drawing, I sat here and stared at each other
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in awkward silence for an hour and a half and realized
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we don't have a clue what we're doing without.
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You know what I mean?
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Sure, sure.
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So we have to
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we have to immediately start with the elephant in the room.
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Literally.
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Oh, we're elephant in the room.
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Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow.
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Since we haven't had a show since the election,
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right, we really haven't, so I.
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So to be clear, for the record, I still am undecided.
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I voted none of the above. I did not vote for Trump.
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I did not vote for Harris.
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I understand, I wasted my vote. Fuck off.
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But we have to acknowledge
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what happened right?
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What did happen
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was vast numbers.
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I believe that he got the electoral college, which is 270.
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He got the popular vote.
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Yeah, well, we're definitely going to go more into numbers of votes
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a little bit later.
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I don't want to go too far,
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but we just got to get this out of the way because this is amazing.
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Yeah.
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I'm sure there's a lot of people
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that are celebrating.
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There are a lot of people who are celebrating.
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You voted for me.
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You should be proud to.
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And the mainstream media
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factory.
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True true, true.
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Yeah.
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I mean, oh.
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What just happened?
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We got blocked.
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Banned and blocked and banned.
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Enabled?
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Or blackballed?
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You know what I'm thinking?
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That kid Rock may have done it because of his pose.
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He's got, like, he's got a little of a Jesus thing going on there.
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He does a bit of a Jesus thing.
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So my wife said she may call in today.
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I'm a little excited about that.
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No kidding.
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That'd be great.
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She said she has one question. Okay.
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And I actually heard a bit of the monologue is perfect.
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She said she's going to call in and say, why isn't the show about numbers?
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Why is it about Christianity?
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Because numbers is a book in the Bible.
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I know you went right to it.
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I mean, you hit it like, yeah,
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I think seven minutes in the show.
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Yeah, I think she may watch the show.
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So it's still not playing.
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I was hoping, as you can see, there's no friggin way she watches the show.
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Yeah, she does.
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My wife has watched a total of four minutes.
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She's been on more of the show than she's watched.
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I watched last week. Show closet.
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Watch her then.
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Oh, okay.
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Well, I watched last week's show, and it's almost unbearable.
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Like, it's really cringeworthy when I can't figure out
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what I'm doing at the beginning.
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And then I roll through my monologue, and then I realize I've got no support.
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So I roll through,
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like the stuff I was going to sprinkle in throughout the middle of the show.
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And then I did my closing bit and then
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and then about four minutes later, I'm still talking and I say
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I give one last ditch, roll, the clip ready, and nothing happens.
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And that's when things got really awkward that got me out of bed.
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Believe it or not, I. Yeah.
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All right, I could I can do this. I can do this.
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You could not do that.
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Good thing I have a huge bucket right there.
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Oh no kidding.
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And then, I don't know.
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I don't know what happened. I'm still a little bit.
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I'm a little bit gray.
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I'm a little bit off.
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My back is tweaked, but I'm not going to complain about that
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because everybody has problems.
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But I do apologize for not being there.
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No, I was I was floundering and that's on me.
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I've always claimed I can do this myself.
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I can do it myself. And guess what?
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Show the whole time I was with the show, I mean, I was, I was, I was.
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This is the first show you eventually watched.
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Did you even know a number one fan?
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Well, I about an hour and a half.
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I was completely out to.
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I mean, it finally, thank God. But oh yeah,
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I did make an appearance on the show though, if you did notice that.
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So I didn't miss the show. Yeah, you sideways?
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Yeah.
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Yeah, I made it up like that too once though.
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My eyes I saw it.
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I that's the part I looked at.
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I was like, wow right.
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Yeah I saw you made it to the chair,
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but then I made it back to the Chaz like, fuck this.
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You guys will be fine, George.
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Yeah.
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And we were, you know, we ended up handling it, but, I kind of miss those.
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The spot on, sound drops and that kind of stuff, you know, like.
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Yeah, like, I didn't realize that, that those buttons
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don't magically hit them, so. Fuck you.
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Fuck you.
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Thanks, George.
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I know that draws goes that.
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So comment on what you thought
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about the last show or call in if you had issues.
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Oh, yeah.
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We take we take all of your, complaints and comments seriously.
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Yeah, I, I mean, I, I scroll through all of my material
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in 24 minutes and then we stayed on for another two hours.
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I don't even know what we talked about.
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I forget now, hold on. What?
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Why is that different than any other show?
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Because usually I hold something in my back pocket.
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For instance, today.
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Oh, no, I extinguished everything.
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Never mind. You're right.
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Same thing.
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And matter of fact, I'm five minutes early.
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Hey, there's drawer.
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Where in the drawer is drawing?
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And George, our draw go.
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We don't want to rip off.
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Oh, you're so.
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You're too quiet.
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You're way too.
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Yeah, you're too quiet. You're way too quiet.
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Yeah. I can't hear you whisper.
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I want to hear you.
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I do too,
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because, man, he saved my ass last week.
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He may have been talking already and we didn't even know it.
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I'm going to try and go back to this,
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okay? Still fucked up.
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Is it numerology?
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I, it's good for a laugh.
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So whatever you're doing is making a lot of those angel numbers.
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Maybe. Oh.
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All right, I'm going to try this again.
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Hello.
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I'm going to start.
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Yeah. That's not working at all.
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Oh, here we go.
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You make him sound like a good drummer.
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Bass.
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That's pretty good. Drum.
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Go slow to the snare drum. There's.
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There's a lot going on.
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Yeah,
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yeah, because if you add him.
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True.
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Yeah.
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You win.
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And you know.
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And he make this video after the like.
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Not that,
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it was too crude.
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No way.
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Do you
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wait.
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It's tiny on that drum set.
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And then
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what do you see?
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Hey you it I fuck TMZ, yo, you suck on.
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This is the proper way to start dance
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for some rest.
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Yeah, for some,
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Somebody should talk to
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kid Rock about his right and his left.
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Maybe he's doing his right and on his left, which you should not do that.
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You're presenting a video.
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The left should be left side right.
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He's pointing to his right.
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Wait a minute.
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No, no, his right not is on his right side.
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He's doing it right.
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You're doing this right.
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I didn't realize he was talking about it.
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I, I can't see.
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Oh my balls. You get the same number twice
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at my age, though.
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When I
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wake up in the morning, occasionally my left not will be on the right side.
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No. Yeah, yeah. Or top and bottom.
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Did you like my opening joke?
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I masturbate to Sudoku.
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That's all I had.
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Really?
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That was my only joke.
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Those are numbers, right?
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That was my number.
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Don't.
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You want below make things better.
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Go for me.
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Just go.
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Make you whether I like it.
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Now is the time for, unity and peace.
00:22:52
Right before we gotta get back
00:22:56
to God.
00:22:57
Like I know this, but
00:23:01
I have been jumping down the coast.
00:23:07
What do you call a number
00:23:08
that won't stand still?
00:23:11
I don't know.
00:23:14
A Roman numeral,
00:23:23
Over a.
00:23:28
Hey, did you know the ten plus ten is the same as 11 plus 11?
00:23:33
No. Yeah, because ten plus ten is 20.
00:23:38
Oh, I get it.
00:23:40
I see where you go.
00:23:41
And the host.
00:23:42
You're the host. I often let you finish the punchline.
00:23:44
Did you want to finish the punchline?
00:23:46
Oh, and 11 plus 11 is 2222.
00:23:50
Get it?
00:23:51
22 oh so alternative alternate definition.
00:23:57
Oh, I'll drink to that. Hey, guess what I'm drinking today?
00:24:00
Is it maple bourbon cream by hard truth?
00:24:02
Yes, it is.
00:24:05
Is that Trump?
00:24:07
Trump liquor?
00:24:09
No. No, this is, what's your face?
00:24:11
Martha Stewart and Snoop Dogg,
00:24:15
I think.
00:24:17
What's it called?
00:24:18
Hard truth.
00:24:19
Hard truth.
00:24:23
So I went hard on the creation myth.
00:24:27
So I found hard truths some.
00:24:33
Trailer on Netflix.
00:24:34
That's not a hard truth distilled.
00:24:37
There it is. Yeah.
00:24:39
So are we
00:24:40
21 I am I hope so everybody else watching should be 21.
00:24:44
The show is not for kids.
00:24:45
Even though we know cartoons.
00:24:48
Did you guys play last week?
00:24:49
Did we do, what do you say?
00:24:52
What did you say? Yeah, we did.
00:24:54
Did you did the cartoon?
00:24:56
Yeah, we did it, but we didn't do it any justice.
00:24:59
Well, maybe we may visit that.
00:25:00
Did you do the NAACP gave us permission?
00:25:03
Yes, we did run that.
00:25:05
Isn't that crazy?
00:25:06
As long as we realize that there's. We have.
00:25:08
There was one paragraph very specific that said, as long as you realize
00:25:12
the historical significance and you tell them that when you say the word
00:25:15
and the NAACP gives you permission to say the, the word, of course we can't.
00:25:21
YouTube does not give us that kind of permission.
00:25:23
No, no.
00:25:24
That's why I thought we got our second straight.
00:25:27
I haven't, but.
00:25:28
Right.
00:25:29
Yeah, well, this this isn't baseball,
00:25:33
so I don't see any, connection
00:25:35
to those people you mentioned, but,
00:25:39
if I did that, I'd put them right on the cover.
00:25:41
Yeah, I would too.
00:25:42
I may have the whole thing wrong.
00:25:45
I've been known to get some stuff wrong before.
00:25:48
Like,
00:25:49
confirmation bias.
00:25:51
I'm telling you, I'm just as guilty of it as, like everybody else is.
00:25:57
Yeah, maybe we should stop those claims that.
00:26:00
See, if you don't claim other things of other people, you won't make false claims.
00:26:03
Just claim things about yourself.
00:26:05
Yeah, well, so my claims, I, I actually ranted in my monologue.
00:26:09
I'd be right back at you.
00:26:11
Yeah.
00:26:13
And what?
00:26:14
No, you can count to 12 right on them.
00:26:16
I let you see my demonstration.
00:26:18
I never did you learn something.
00:26:21
Whoa. Why?
00:26:22
So I have to break things down to ten.
00:26:24
I'm a base ten kind of brain, right.
00:26:27
But now that I.
00:26:29
If I would if somebody would have showed me that, maybe I wouldn't be right.
00:26:32
You know, I'm pretty sure I know why I'm base ten.
00:26:35
I'm pretty sure I know why on base ten, I showed you the same hands.
00:26:39
And why that it's base 12.
00:26:42
I know I, I would count like that.
00:26:46
I used to count teeth, but then my teeth started falling out, right?
00:26:49
Yeah, yeah, I still I still count teeth when I play the drums.
00:26:52
I hate to give that trick away, but.
00:26:55
Oh, really?
00:26:55
You're keeping track A123112121212123121212.
00:27:00
And you got to do that like 18 times.
00:27:01
I just move my tongue. My tongue is on.
00:27:04
I got one, two three, four. Move my family.
00:27:06
You know what I use my teeth as like so when you're counting like that though,
00:27:09
you can use your other hand then as the 12 column or whatever.
00:27:13
Right. Well, why exactly.
00:27:14
So you can get to a gross.
00:27:16
And that's why a gross is a gross
00:27:19
144 as another name
00:27:22
and a dozen as another name, because that's
00:27:26
the first knuckle and the last knuckle and the and the twelves.
00:27:30
And do you ever make it that far in
00:27:34
I, I, I can't count for two.
00:27:38
I don't think you knew what I meant.
00:27:40
You ever been fist deep or elbow deep?
00:27:42
Oh, that far I know.
00:27:44
I really didn't know what you meant.
00:27:46
Holy crap.
00:27:47
No, I've been elbowed when your wife's like, what are you doing?
00:27:50
You can be like, I'm counting base 12.
00:27:52
Yeah. Oh, yeah.
00:27:54
Good call.
00:27:55
You got your sound back yet? Bless you.
00:27:57
If you believe in that. Otherwise, you're so good looking.
00:28:00
That was a really quick Seinfeld reference.
00:28:02
Yeah, you got sound because I'm not playing the bumper.
00:28:05
So you got.
00:28:06
Are you still doing so quiet? Static.
00:28:09
Yeah. It's.
00:28:09
No, there's no static.
00:28:10
It's just you're whispering. Yeah.
00:28:12
There's definitely screamers.
00:28:15
Oh that is that.
00:28:16
Can you, can you just use this today?
00:28:18
It'll sound like you're on the phone.
00:28:20
Yeah, but right now we can't hear you can't hear you.
00:28:23
Let me try to turn you up.
00:28:27
I think we should tell Joy covered great last week.
00:28:30
Maybe he's just. He's sabotaging his sound on purpose.
00:28:32
Maybe I sabotaged being sick.
00:28:34
What if this is going on?
00:28:36
When you weren't here and I was, I would just be on my own right now.
00:28:40
So you need to have a backup plan.
00:28:42
Do you have poetry?
00:28:43
Do you write poetry? You could read that.
00:28:45
You know, you could go to the chat.
00:28:48
Comments. Oh, wait, we don't have any chat comments.
00:28:51
You know what?
00:28:51
Here's here's the real elephant in the room.
00:28:54
I went to a co-worker's, band's, show.
00:28:59
The other night, and he put up a flier.
00:29:02
By the time you have a coworker. Oh. You do?
00:29:05
There's a lot of people that work at the plastics place, right?
00:29:07
I mean, right, 250.
00:29:09
No, no.
00:29:10
Like you have a paper that's in a band and.
00:29:13
Yeah.
00:29:14
And it's not the same band, right?
00:29:17
And they don't even know each other.
00:29:18
Yeah. So you should you should have a band.
00:29:20
You should have a band at your parties, you know, two bands.
00:29:24
I should, and I'm sure one of them is desperate enough to play your part.
00:29:27
I can't get my co-host to attend my parties.
00:29:30
If you had a band, I would.
00:29:34
I'm one of those guys.
00:29:34
Like band parties just so I can sit on the drums for a minute.
00:29:39
Well, yeah.
00:29:40
You know what?
00:29:40
Even though they're always gracious, be like,
00:29:42
yeah, sure, you can play my guitar and everything too.
00:29:44
We hate that.
00:29:45
Yeah. Oh, yeah.
00:29:48
Yeah.
00:29:48
How wouldn't you
00:29:51
if the drummer is better than me, which happens a lot, I love it.
00:29:54
I actually like it. Like, please.
00:29:55
And I, when I was in high school, I, when I was first starting out,
00:29:58
my drums sucked. I thought my drums sucked.
00:30:01
And the senior drummer, who was incredible,
00:30:03
sat down on my drums and played him like I never saw him before.
00:30:05
He's like, your drums are fine. It's you.
00:30:08
And those little things, you know, help you grow and make you better
00:30:10
because you're like, you realize, oh, wait, my drums being a piece of shit
00:30:14
is not an excuse because, wow, he just played them like, right.
00:30:19
So yeah, that that
00:30:21
that gets right at my point, I, I'm so glad I went.
00:30:26
The opening act was blues
00:30:30
and not my cup of tea and a little slow in the the tempo department.
00:30:34
I was already dragging because it was past my bedtime question.
00:30:38
Yes, ready to slow refer to any other department?
00:30:43
You saying that they could be like, retarded?
00:30:46
Yeah,
00:30:48
because retarded and a couple of them may have been creative, but,
00:30:53
but there was one overlap.
00:30:55
The bass player was the same in both bands, but he used a different bass.
00:31:01
And I'll tell you my theory as to why
00:31:05
the the lead guitarist in the first band news way around a guitar he could play.
00:31:09
He played the solos perfectly.
00:31:12
The lead guitarist in the
00:31:13
second band was so friggin phenomenal, his skill level,
00:31:17
he must have been honing his craft for the last 4 or 5 decades,
00:31:22
and his raw talent was way up there too.
00:31:25
So he worked on it
00:31:28
to the point where he elevated his skill level
00:31:31
to the point of his natural talent, which was astronomical.
00:31:36
Dude shredded. Dude.
00:31:38
Dude was so good I his hands were a blur.
00:31:42
It was so incredible. Get him.
00:31:44
We can get him six more fans.
00:31:45
At least do you know hatchet man?
00:31:50
Hatchet man.
00:31:51
But I looked up hatchet man.
00:31:53
There is a popular band called The Hatchet Man and got them right.
00:31:57
It was like ax and the hatchet man.
00:32:00
Advice to bands out there?
00:32:01
Your first step when creating a name is to
00:32:05
check to see if it's already used.
00:32:08
Yeah, that's a that's usually.
00:32:09
And if you really like the name, you can,
00:32:11
you know, check to see how popular that band is.
00:32:13
But they are, they're big and usually like
00:32:17
half the ax and the hatchet man though that's probably why it's different.
00:32:21
Right?
00:32:22
It's ax of the hatchet man.
00:32:23
Is is the big band.
00:32:25
And then the local band is just the hatchet man.
00:32:28
Then.
00:32:29
And I'll tell you what the
00:32:31
what they did was between bands, they swapped out,
00:32:35
the they kept the same bass player, they swapped out the other
00:32:39
four members of the band, drop keys, dropped rhythm guitar,
00:32:44
just replaced the lead guitarist and the drummer
00:32:48
and improved drastically
00:32:52
by dropping three guys.
00:32:57
Can you hear it?
00:32:58
I don't hear it.
00:32:59
No, I can't hear it.
00:33:00
Like I can hear Jordan.
00:33:05
This is the, world premiere of Hatchet Man.
00:33:08
I we all I know is there the five, eight, six area code.
00:33:12
I don't know exactly where they're from.
00:33:13
I assume Armada that is on.
00:33:15
Yeah.
00:33:19
Yeah.
00:33:20
Hopefully he's building something. Is this the soul?
00:33:22
I mean, is this the, Have you you've got this, first band or the second family?
00:33:29
Second band.
00:33:29
This is a good one.
00:33:31
Okay.
00:33:34
Yeah, they played this song.
00:33:37
You should see this song, right?
00:33:39
I don't know.
00:33:42
Well, you should have met your party.
00:33:43
Oh, did they just. Yeah.
00:33:46
I can't get them
00:33:49
in. I'll tell you, player.
00:33:52
It's so good.
00:33:54
That bass player had a great two weeks ago.
00:33:56
Did you see that? Yeah. What up? Yeah. That's scary.
00:33:59
What the heck was that?
00:34:02
Is that one of the band members?
00:34:04
No, no, that's the guy for.
00:34:07
There's anything wrong with that.
00:34:08
I mean, homeless can play some pretty good music.
00:34:11
Yeah, that's that's the missing link from those,
00:34:14
insurance commercials.
00:34:17
Looks like me last week.
00:34:20
It's so easy a caveman could do it.
00:34:22
Oh, right.
00:34:23
Right. Geico. Okay, I don't like the mutes.
00:34:26
Oh, let's try the demo.
00:34:30
One thing I noticed right away
00:34:33
for, like, a bluesy, slow
00:34:35
kind of rock beat, they're tuned down.
00:34:39
The E string is tuned way down.
00:34:43
Okay.
00:34:43
Every time I pause it, it's cool how that story.
00:34:56
Water coming.
00:34:57
Okay, buddy guy.
00:34:59
Why not? Brothers.
00:35:01
Hold up, hold up though
00:35:05
from anyone else.
00:35:05
I would appreciate a buddy's comment, but does that mean we're not family anymore?
00:35:08
Brother?
00:35:09
What is that?
00:35:11
No. Yeah, that means something more inside jokes.
00:35:14
You got to explain. No, he.
00:35:16
He calls everybody buddy. Your brother.
00:35:20
Okay, but does it?
00:35:21
They're the same. Both.
00:35:22
They are interchangeable.
00:35:24
I'm not. Yeah.
00:35:25
I haven't been demoted to buddy.
00:35:27
No, and we missed all of us comments last week.
00:35:30
I didn't notice until the show was completely over.
00:35:33
Well. Oh, I don't think we can go through them.
00:35:34
They're gone.
00:35:36
Yeah. They're gone. They're on Rumble.
00:35:39
Are they?
00:35:40
Okay?
00:35:41
Good. He's
00:35:44
he was he was watching.
00:35:45
He should be watching on Rumble.
00:35:47
Well I am I was the first thumbs up.
00:35:52
I summed up myself.
00:35:54
Thumbs up to which knuckle.
00:35:57
No. You used some knuckles the first time.
00:36:02
So do you know how to tell which which month?
00:36:05
Have 31 days.
00:36:06
Speaking of knuckles and numbers, I can share my little fun thing
00:36:10
I taught my kids.
00:36:12
Oh, the ones the end.
00:36:14
And why, if you do this
00:36:18
course.
00:36:18
Now, here's a problem though.
00:36:19
When you do this, you don't have a finger to count
00:36:21
on, so I'm not sure how I do that part, but if you go January, February,
00:36:25
March, April, May, June, July,
00:36:28
what comes after July, August,
00:36:31
January, February, March. April.
00:36:33
May. June. July. August, September.
00:36:34
October, November, December.
00:36:36
Each one with the high knuckle is 31.
00:36:39
Oh, wait, is that right?
00:36:41
January? Yeah, that's right.
00:36:44
But I think isn't it only just the two?
00:36:45
Isn't just July and August are the two in a row, otherwise it's every other
00:36:49
month. Anyways.
00:36:51
I don't know why I find things fascinating and it's related to numbers,
00:36:53
so I thought I was numbers.
00:36:54
Yeah. No, no, that's what I want.
00:36:57
That's that's exactly the kind of stuff I want revealed today
00:37:01
one, three, five, seven and nine showed up to fight zero.
00:37:04
The odds were against him.
00:37:08
Luckily two, four,
00:37:10
six, eight showed up to even things out.
00:37:17
I said luckily.
00:37:19
Yeah, yeah, I heard I heard the odds.
00:37:23
What's the name of this man again?
00:37:24
Hatchet man after man.
00:37:26
Hey, the clock's going backwards.
00:37:29
Yeah.
00:37:30
Sound check,
00:37:32
sound check.
00:37:34
Do we got you? Oh, yeah. That's great.
00:37:36
That sounds great. What do you have? No.
00:37:37
Yeah, it's just the microphone on my computer.
00:37:42
Fucking sounds awesome.
00:37:43
Sounds as good as good.
00:37:43
Oh, yeah.
00:37:45
It, Hey, so where are you? The phone.
00:37:48
But don't worry about it, so don't worry about it.
00:37:53
Yeah, you worry about,
00:37:55
worry about pushing the button.
00:37:57
You guys are mid conversation.
00:37:58
Don't worry about it. Figure it out.
00:38:00
How many guesses? What? Yeah. What?
00:38:01
West Virginia I want to finish this hatchet man one plug in the hatchet man.
00:38:08
They're fabulous live.
00:38:11
Was that an hour?
00:38:11
Made a tree like you from.
00:38:17
All the good night.
00:38:18
Did a cypress like.
00:38:25
What I'm going to copy. So.
00:38:29
I'm probably giving them more promotion
00:38:31
they've ever gotten, but the copyright strike has gone.
00:38:34
Oh, yeah.
00:38:36
Hey, can we talk about why birds fly like that?
00:38:40
Or have we already, it's a evolutionary thing.
00:38:44
Like schools of fish, they look like a giant creature to a predator.
00:38:52
But. Okay, I understand that they do it, and.
00:38:54
But what? What is the functionary mechanism?
00:38:58
Oh, they're not going anywhere.
00:38:59
They're doing circles.
00:39:01
But are they communicating?
00:39:03
Is it telepathic?
00:39:04
Because there's they're definitely random movements.
00:39:07
They're not like going in circles. It's not some in code. Right.
00:39:10
They are react ING very quickly to the bird next to them.
00:39:13
That's how it looks like a giant body moving fluidly.
00:39:17
They have very quick, reflexes.
00:39:20
So they're not like the roots and trees communicating some other hypersonic way.
00:39:25
Well, they follow the electromagnetic fields around them.
00:39:28
That's how they navigate.
00:39:30
They they don't exactly have a compass, but they use the electromagnetic fields
00:39:35
to figure out north and south and which we use.
00:39:39
We screw them up by having electrical lines.
00:39:41
Yeah.
00:39:42
Have you ever seen them do figure rates over, like a, an electric, like a,
00:39:47
I don't know, the grid or like an electric,
00:39:50
power plant or something or just power lines in general.
00:39:55
They will do, they will loop around over power lines
00:39:59
because it messes with their navigation.
00:40:03
Do you know what it batteries I thought they communicated to
00:40:06
with like the sonar type shit, but they don't.
00:40:09
They just always leave left and enter right or some weird
00:40:14
pattern like you're see bats when they come in
00:40:17
and out, you know, they just always know to turn a certain way.
00:40:20
They only turn like one way.
00:40:21
So when they come and go, they don't crash into one another.
00:40:24
That's pretty clever.
00:40:25
Simple, functional systems that make perfect sense to me.
00:40:28
Yeah, I was yeah.
00:40:29
So for the same reason we drive on the right side of the road,
00:40:33
why was Yoda afraid of seven?
00:40:36
Because 789.
00:40:38
Because nine seven, eight.
00:40:41
Oh that's hilarious.
00:40:43
I like that.
00:40:45
That's cool.
00:40:49
Yeah.
00:40:49
Sometimes, though, what happens when you unscrew the bird?
00:40:52
I don't know.
00:40:55
So seriously, that's very disappointing to me.
00:40:59
Their function is just reactionary.
00:41:01
Yeah.
00:41:03
That you're you're sure you you're just not making just not maybe making that.
00:41:07
Oh, sometimes I just blurt out things
00:41:09
and I make it sound like I know what I'm talking about.
00:41:11
Usually, though, if I ask you if you're sure you will, then be honest, right.
00:41:16
Which is exactly what we just had here.
00:41:20
Right.
00:41:21
That's that's what happened.
00:41:23
Come and claim your prize.
00:41:34
We'll never.
00:41:37
I'm not a fan of the whole hopes for the helpless.
00:41:45
Well, I was the Alfred
00:41:46
Hitchcock birthday, and I still would be.
00:41:50
Oh, do you,
00:41:53
oh, you.
00:41:55
This is not their best song. Single.
00:41:58
The best one about birds for the.
00:42:02
If you count all the number, the bird. No.
00:42:07
Did you know?
00:42:11
Welcome to counting with wild.
00:42:14
123456.
00:42:21
789. Ten.
00:42:27
I had a bit out of it.
00:42:30
Wow. 54321.
00:42:37
Of course there's nothing happening.
00:42:38
That was just a countdown to nothing, right?
00:42:41
Well, countdown to.
00:42:42
We're in. The draw is drawing. Drawing draw two hour ago.
00:42:45
Oh, we got sound.
00:42:46
We're ready for that.
00:42:47
Yeah.
00:42:50
Oh, do you know what?
00:42:52
You know?
00:42:53
Where in the world is draw? You
00:42:58
let me believe.
00:43:00
Let me be who I.
00:43:04
Well, she sneaks around the world from the Carolinas.
00:43:09
The inky finger ducks up from Berlin.
00:43:11
Down, down.
00:43:12
Please take me for a ride on number six.
00:43:16
China. To be fair, in the world.
00:43:19
In the dream, Georgia drew. Yo, Georgia.
00:43:25
Cleveland.
00:43:28
What? No.
00:43:31
So you got the curtains closed.
00:43:32
That's not fair.
00:43:33
You're in a completely different.
00:43:36
That's not, Where do you really stay?
00:43:38
I know where you stay. You stay at.
00:43:39
Not a marriott.
00:43:39
The, the, Holiday Inn Express.
00:43:43
No. Holiday Inn express.
00:43:45
There's Brady over the top.
00:43:47
No, he's got the he's got the, points on the here comes with.
00:43:51
No, I agree.
00:43:52
Is it Hyatt? No, that's that's too old.
00:43:55
I don't remember which one it is,
00:43:56
but that looks different than their fair somewhere wrong.
00:43:59
Yeah. You're in the wrong place.
00:44:00
You should probably go to the right place and we'll be able to get it.
00:44:04
So we're.
00:44:04
I picked where draw was but this person isn't maybe draw.
00:44:09
Yeah that's the problem.
00:44:10
Who who picked or draw was
00:44:12
is your get cold or those the, returnable.
00:44:16
Maybe he is back in Cleveland, but he's on the other side of this,
00:44:20
so it's up three.
00:44:21
All right, I'll go for the Rams.
00:44:24
It's a three man.
00:44:25
They'll be three in the blue.
00:44:27
Well they're never asking.
00:44:29
So we're still I mean you're from the jump.
00:44:31
Don't tell me where in the world Georgia drew.
00:44:36
Yo Georgia.
00:44:39
What was I right?
00:44:40
Is it Cleveland again? You work there a lot?
00:44:43
No, he said no segment.
00:44:45
You closed the segment.
00:44:46
Now we're never going to know.
00:44:49
Was that the closing and that that was the opening?
00:44:53
No, that was the closing.
00:44:54
Oh, you are in Cleveland.
00:44:56
So what's up?
00:44:57
Yeah, yeah, it's very anticlimactic.
00:44:59
That was my joke.
00:45:02
Right out of the gate.
00:45:03
Right in there. Yeah. And here's Brady
00:45:07
reading right over the middle.
00:45:08
Brady over the top, over the top,
00:45:11
over the middle.
00:45:12
Top over the middle. Now.
00:45:15
Hey, I can go Brady.
00:45:16
Over whatever I want.
00:45:18
How does a polygamous hippo count his wives?
00:45:22
Oh, one Mississippi, two Mississippi, three Mississippi.
00:45:27
That's pretty stupid.
00:45:28
They've all been pretty stupid.
00:45:30
Their number jokes.
00:45:31
It's like my soup. Nice.
00:45:34
You go.
00:45:34
You joke was funny.
00:45:38
Who knew he could do it so much?
00:45:40
I switch to Sudoku.
00:45:42
We've got a lot of clips.
00:45:43
Are any of them for the show before I start playing them
00:45:46
now, I just got a really quick let's play nothing but chicken attack from now on.
00:45:51
Yeah, he's all caught on camera here.
00:45:54
They're attacking a Georgia. What is this? YouTube friendly for?
00:45:57
Their order.
00:45:58
Oh, no physical violence.
00:45:59
All right.
00:46:00
I'm just tired of seeing this stuff. Right.
00:46:02
The owner is a 15 year old daughter.
00:46:04
Attempts to intervene here.
00:46:06
You get so I can attest in the face.
00:46:09
The owner says this whole thing.
00:46:10
Oh, shoot for chicken.
00:46:11
But their chicken was cold and there were not enough French fries.
00:46:17
One of my boys started shouting.
00:46:19
He's got her, he's got her! He.
00:46:21
And that's when I found out that he had Vietnam. What?
00:46:24
Who does that to a child
00:46:26
who turns around and hits her like he would have grown man?
00:46:29
When he would have had to be my safe.
00:46:31
Freeze up chicken. That,
00:46:36
chicken that I won't let you.
00:46:40
I'm bad.
00:46:41
Good for the first you play them, I love you.
00:46:44
Come, let's go get more chicken eyes.
00:46:47
But you can't go.
00:46:51
Oh, you.
00:46:51
You know that I'm not gonna fly.
00:46:55
Oh, you want to go? Oh.
00:47:03
That's awesome.
00:47:06
Let's play nothing but chicken attack from now on.
00:47:09
Why is six afraid of seven?
00:47:12
Is seven eight, nine
00:47:14
because seven is a registered sex offender?
00:47:16
Oh, no. Oh, okay.
00:47:19
Okay, so that was pretty good.
00:47:23
This video is
00:47:24
39 minutes long that you see how history is fabricated.
00:47:27
Really? Really?
00:47:30
Yeah.
00:47:31
Is there anything specific that you would, just see opening
00:47:35
and it'll give us a taste of what they're, they're getting that.
00:47:38
And then we can do our own refrigeration, a tasting, 3000 citizens
00:47:42
throughout the entire vast territory.
00:47:45
The Mexican government having finally thrown off the colonial rule
00:47:49
by the Spanish back in 1821, was having a hard toe
00:47:53
in this frontier area, defending itself from the indigenous population.
00:47:57
So as a way to help bolster their numbers and defend against those folks,
00:48:03
the Mexican government opened up immigration to the Anglos.
00:48:07
The prospect of cheap land drew many settlers, as did the ability
00:48:10
to flee crimes and debts owed in the United States.
00:48:13
Their numbers swelled quickly.
00:48:16
This is where we got remember the Alamo or Mexican
00:48:19
Texans numbered 7500.
00:48:22
To me, incredible.
00:48:23
Numbered over 30,000 with an additional 5000
00:48:27
enslaved African-Americans the Anglos had brought with them.
00:48:30
But they weren't sending their best.
00:48:32
They were sending folks who their best, their brightest.
00:48:35
The judge smuggled slaves into the United States illegally
00:48:39
to sell stock, unmarked cattle
00:48:43
here, and were fugitives of the law.
00:48:46
The Mexican government was being flooded by an invasion, if you would.
00:48:50
These Anglos from the United States, the settlers were predominantly
00:48:54
from the American South and brought with them their racial prejudice.
00:48:59
He referred to.
00:49:02
What does he mean, you people, these new settlers?
00:49:04
What did he say?
00:49:06
In 1829, Vicente Guerrero
00:49:08
became the second president of the Mexican Republic.
00:49:12
There is a dispute of his ethnic background,
00:49:14
but there are reports that he was dark skinned,
00:49:17
whether due to now the troubles in office, African heritage.
00:49:20
It is unclear.
00:49:21
On September 15th, 1829, President Guerrero
00:49:25
abolished slavery in Mexico.
00:49:28
This act much like the election of Lincoln in 1860 for the United States,
00:49:33
started the rumblings of civil war throughout Mexico.
00:49:37
That is really bizarre.
00:49:40
Oh wait, is there more?
00:49:41
The Mexican government he was known to shift into?
00:49:45
The pen is about to tell us why we've got Alamo.
00:49:49
Promises were more about him gaining power than any specific ideology.
00:49:54
So when he took power after the revolution, slavery was still about.
00:49:58
He looks like he's qualified. Reversal. Male suffrage
00:50:02
in Mexico.
00:50:02
Decades prior to either of those things being established in the United States,
00:50:08
it is against these reforms the Anglos fought,
00:50:11
over 200 of which decided to set up shop in the mission
00:50:15
outside of San Antonio, called Mision
00:50:18
San Antonio de Valero, which was also known for its nearby
00:50:23
cottonwood trees, which in Spanish are called Alamo.
00:50:29
I heard that before Texas.
00:50:31
We learned this story early 13 Days of Glory,
00:50:34
as a small number of brave Texas fighters valiantly repelled the vast
00:50:38
Mexican army, a handful of men versus thousands.
00:50:42
The line in the sand, Davy Crockett, a battle that showed the fight
00:50:48
and resilience of Texan culture, killed the last man when refusing to surrender.
00:50:54
But what was it, really?
00:50:56
The numbers are all over the rise.
00:50:58
The Mexican army numbered either the numbers or 2100 money laundering
00:51:02
and troops anywhere from 185 to 260, according to battle numbers.
00:51:07
Mexican government.
00:51:08
They lost about 60 troops with 250 wounded.
00:51:12
According to the Texans, they killed
00:51:14
600 Mexican troops to the Mexican military, this was a minor,
00:51:19
annoying victory, with minimal losses that had little effect on the overall war.
00:51:24
To the Texan military, this was a turning point.
00:51:27
The war cry of Remember the Alamo
00:51:30
rang out as they charged at the Battle of San Haciendo.
00:51:34
There's a report from a man named Ben, a former slave turned
00:51:38
cook for the Mexican Army that stated Davy Crockett was found
00:51:42
with 16 Mexican corpses around him.
00:51:46
However, other Mexican accounts of Crockett state
00:51:50
he surrendered and was executed after the battle.
00:51:53
Nearly every detail of this battle has been disputed.
00:51:56
In one way or the other.
00:51:58
Yet when we look at fantasy world building, we know for a fact
00:52:02
the 2000 city watch were accompanied by 100 Lannister soldiers
00:52:06
that fought in Blackwater Bay against 10,000 Baratheon troops,
00:52:10
sailing on 200 ships that included 30 lysine mercenary vessels.
00:52:15
They probably had chickens on those ships.
00:52:17
Stag number certain are you?
00:52:19
I don't think fantasy world builders and the general public
00:52:23
really understand how history works,
00:52:28
but it shapes our culture, views and even our political beliefs.
00:52:33
I feel like that's something we should understand.
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No wonder it works digitally hand-painted.
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Imagine making a video with a lot of.
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I was like, hey, that's what I.
00:53:14
That's my point of art history.
00:53:16
We got the numbers all fudged.
00:53:21
What did the
00:53:21
pirate say at his 80th birthday? Ooh.
00:53:25
I don't know.
00:53:26
I made, I made to eat.
00:53:31
Hahahahaha!
00:53:32
Okay, that's pretty good.
00:53:33
I like that one.
00:53:36
So, do you have a song to play for this?
00:53:42
This is a chicken attack.
00:53:44
Yeah. Play chicken attack.
00:53:46
Oh, please. Please, please.
00:53:47
By Sabrina Carpenter.
00:53:49
Can we get much?
00:53:51
So I also.
00:53:55
Oh, like,
00:53:58
oh, give it up for us.
00:54:02
So I.
00:54:05
Oh, oh,
00:54:10
I was like
00:54:14
that president Trump.
00:54:17
Congratulations.
00:54:19
Luckily, that was too much. Woo!
00:54:23
Holy crap.
00:54:23
Someone on our side that can help help out in this,
00:54:27
in this political climate, it's okay.
00:54:30
Oh, oh.
00:54:33
Oh, yeah.
00:54:35
And President Camacho running
00:54:37
24 on special summit with the smartest man.
00:54:40
Oh, wait, I forgot. So you have a ticket?
00:54:43
You guys announced.
00:54:44
And I've always prided myself on being the smartest guy in the room.
00:54:48
You here would be bigger. I know some of.
00:54:54
God damn.
00:54:56
You look like a peanut.
00:54:58
Let's get you sworn in for.
00:55:02
Now, I understand everyone.
00:55:04
Shit's emotional, right?
00:55:06
But listen up.
00:55:08
I got a three point plan to fix everything right now.
00:55:13
Number one,
00:55:15
we got this guy, Gary.
00:55:18
Number two, he's got a higher
00:55:20
IQ than any man alive.
00:55:23
And number three, he's going to fix em.
00:55:26
I give you my word.
00:55:33
Gary will handle everything, so don't worry.
00:55:36
For those, that think the Trump thing is a bad thing.
00:55:38
And there's plenty of people that think that not not anywhere near
00:55:41
half the country, but there's there's less than half of the country that.
00:55:45
Think of that.
00:55:46
Slightly less than half the country.
00:55:48
It's pretty close.
00:55:50
What I want to know my major numbers question is
00:55:52
what happened to those 10 million, 15 million votes from 2020?
00:55:56
And even the Democrats are saying, shit, man, maybe we did steal the 2020 election
00:56:00
because the numbers I have a graph, the numbers just add up.
00:56:04
It's weird how that is.
00:56:06
I don't think it's, where they go.
00:56:08
Now, I'm not saying franchise voters that there was.
00:56:12
I mean, I'm sure 81 million most popular president from his basement ever.
00:56:15
I'm sure all that is true.
00:56:17
He got a similar amount of votes as he does.
00:56:20
Somebody needs to explain this shit to me right here.
00:56:23
The blue line is the voting for,
00:56:25
Democrat in 2012, 2016 and 2020 and 2024.
00:56:30
They are within, I mean hundreds of thousands for on that shit.
00:56:36
Yeah, but it's the the bars are important.
00:56:39
So we're just above 65, 65 million.
00:56:44
The point is look how close they were from 2012, 2016.
00:56:47
What should have been 2020 and 2024.
00:56:49
But this anomaly, oh, my mouse was pointing at shit, but you can't see it.
00:56:53
This anomaly in 2020.
00:56:57
Who did Trump it? Yeah. Yep.
00:56:59
Even weirder.
00:57:00
But I don't really I don't have any explanation for this.
00:57:05
But my point though is the Democrats are coming out.
00:57:07
Go on. Shit, man.
00:57:09
And like and some of them are doing it unintentionally.
00:57:11
They're saying, why didn't we have the turnout that we had in 2020?
00:57:14
It's like the and then they stop.
00:57:16
They stop right there because they know what they're about to say.
00:57:18
Right.
00:57:19
It's like the votes were just printed in the year.
00:57:22
It's like I'm not saying that happened, but somebody needs to explain this.
00:57:26
And there probably is a rational explanation
00:57:30
or I'm on it.
00:57:33
There's not.
00:57:35
Yeah, it's pretty much it.
00:57:37
It's. Yeah.
00:57:39
So I don't I'm thinking the two that the red is quite an anomaly.
00:57:43
I'm thinking that red cheated too.
00:57:47
But blue cheated more.
00:57:49
And then there was so much scrutiny this year that
00:57:52
the blue wasn't able to.
00:57:54
They say, well, we had so much, so many numbers.
00:57:56
We made it impossible to cheat. What does that mean?
00:57:59
Couldn't you just cheat more?
00:58:00
You can always cheat more.
00:58:01
And in 2020, there were several counties across the country
00:58:04
that had more voters than existed in that county.
00:58:09
So that proved that there was shenanigans, at least in their county.
00:58:12
They could have been honest mistakes.
00:58:14
But when you have ten people voting and you end up 6 to 6,
00:58:18
you're like, wait, where those other two votes come from?
00:58:21
Yeah, something is wrong, right?
00:58:22
You'd be like, wait, there's only ten of us in this room. Who the fuck voted twice?
00:58:26
We have to vote again.
00:58:31
But, how do you get retroactive?
00:58:34
I mean, there's nothing we can.
00:58:35
Nothing they can do about it now, so it should just be dropped.
00:58:39
I like the two factor authentication
00:58:41
paper ballot so that we have some type of protection all the time.
00:58:45
Paper trail. Oh, dear. The. How do they do that?
00:58:48
You can't do that.
00:58:49
Yeah I want to get to political though.
00:58:51
This is not a political show but this is definitely a shenanigan shenanigan graph.
00:58:56
Yeah.
00:58:56
We're going to lose a lot of drops, a lot of content now without with.
00:59:00
Actually, it was funny watching, that night
00:59:02
because I tend to watch, skewed.
00:59:05
So I'll watch the liberal networks and even even they were
00:59:09
kind of like early kind of going, it looks like it's going to.
00:59:12
Yeah.
00:59:12
When you see them do that, then, you know, he's got it in the bag.
00:59:16
So it's kind of funny.
00:59:17
I still didn't call.
00:59:18
Good morning Joe.
00:59:19
He was he was on that night and he was he was quite disappointed.
00:59:22
He was.
00:59:22
You almost shed a tear, I think Joe Scarborough, I think it's his name.
00:59:26
So, you know, I don't get it, man.
00:59:27
Is somebody who is completely neutral or independent or whatever the word is.
00:59:31
I mean, I hate both parties pretty much equally.
00:59:34
I don't understand what people are so worried about.
00:59:36
Things do change a tiny bit, but it's the pendulum.
00:59:39
I mean, it's we're we're just swerving down life as a country.
00:59:42
And if we don't swerve back a little bit
00:59:43
and pay some bills for all the shit we've been, you know, doling out,
00:59:47
I know this peaceful transfer of power, all this is good things.
00:59:51
This is a good country. People shouldn't freak out.
00:59:54
If they do, half the people freak out and then nothing changes.
00:59:57
Nothing changed.
00:59:57
It was it was almost like somebody fucking wrote it.
01:00:01
The way that this whole story has played out with Donald Trump
01:00:04
and being in politics has been like a you couldn't have written a better story
01:00:08
and ends up being a Rocky story at the end.
01:00:11
He fucking.
01:00:12
If you know about the Bilderberg again, the fuck you know the I will,
01:00:16
the owl in the woods and all that shit apparently is a son of a bitch.
01:00:20
Apparently Trump back in the 90s, like after he was picked
01:00:23
already to be the president way back then.
01:00:24
If you look at the conspiracy,
01:00:27
you know, that thing that
01:00:28
we talk about sometimes when I'm dressed, I imagine
01:00:32
that right now you're feeling a bit like Alice
01:00:36
tumbling down the rabbit hole,
01:00:38
down the rabbit hole, down the rabbit.
01:00:42
But all.
01:00:45
I supposed,
01:00:47
well, this this whole thing started,
01:00:49
in my opinion, back in, 1980.
01:00:53
Ronald Reagan was a,
01:00:56
country western movie star,
01:01:00
became president
01:01:03
that first of all, that doesn't make any sense.
01:01:06
The great orator was one of my favorite presidents of all time.
01:01:10
However, you don't go from being a Celebrity
01:01:14
Apprentice host to the president of the United States.
01:01:18
It doesn't make sense.
01:01:19
But if someone if someone came ignorant
01:01:23
for you to say Celebrity Apprentice, oh, it's not.
01:01:27
Yeah, he was
01:01:29
a Celebrity Apprentice was only 2 or 3 episodes to The Apprentice
01:01:33
was more or less.
01:01:33
The Celebrity Apprentice was just an offshoot.
01:01:36
Not to not to nitpick.
01:01:38
If you if you pay any attention to global politics, there's a war
01:01:44
going on for the last two years between Russia and Ukraine.
01:01:48
Ukraine's president,
01:01:50
it's tweeted the president of Ukraine in a popular primetime.
01:01:55
It's like show the world is a movie star
01:01:57
and Michael Jordan are movie stars and not basketball players.
01:02:02
That's a look back at when he ran in 1999.
01:02:05
Did you guys is that a is that a mandela Effect or Steph Curry?
01:02:08
Is it a movie even he lies about that.
01:02:10
He says I'm the only person, the one I ran into in 2016.
01:02:14
He said, I'm the only person that ran for president and won my first time.
01:02:17
But he actually ran on the Reform Party in 99.
01:02:21
Who? Trump, who?
01:02:23
Trump ran for president in 1999 under the Reform Party.
01:02:27
I have a,
01:02:29
bumper sticker for Trump
01:02:31
for from 2012 when he didn't run, but I bought it anyway
01:02:34
because I like the idea of him running right down my toolbox.
01:02:38
The only
01:02:39
reason I like why he's running is because one did.
01:02:42
I just said the only reason.
01:02:43
And I'm going to give two reasons.
01:02:44
One yeah,
01:02:46
he, he's he's an outsider.
01:02:48
I know he's not a business outsider, but he's a Washington,
01:02:52
Washington, DC outsider.
01:02:54
And two, the fact that the Washington insiders
01:02:57
hate him so much, there's got to be something to that.
01:03:01
Not not because he's going to fuck shit up for us,
01:03:03
but because I'm going to fuck shit up for them.
01:03:05
I think
01:03:07
we try to kill him.
01:03:11
We try to shoot him in the head.
01:03:13
Is that a that's a that's a good thing. No.
01:03:20
I'm surprised we didn't get a sound drop right there.
01:03:23
You know.
01:03:25
Oh, yeah.
01:03:27
Well, that wasn't the sound drop.
01:03:28
Those actually. Gunfire.
01:03:32
Oh, oh, fucking now.
01:03:33
Two Romans walk into a bar and one orders a martini.
01:03:37
The bartender asks 1 or 2.
01:03:40
He says, if I wanted one, I'd have ordered one.
01:03:43
I don't get the
01:03:45
I should read these before I read them out loud.
01:03:47
Two Romans walk into a bar and one orders martini.
01:03:50
The bartender asks 1 or 2.
01:03:52
He says, if I wanted one, I would have ordered one.
01:03:57
Does that make any sense?
01:03:58
I don't care.
01:04:02
I want to know anyway.
01:04:05
No, no, no way to explain it to me in the comments.
01:04:10
If you're watching this live, tell me what the hell he just said.
01:04:15
If I wanted one, I would have ordered one.
01:04:18
But the implication there is that when he ordered
01:04:20
a martini that he was ordering two,
01:04:25
two, one.
01:04:27
What's one Q plus one Q?
01:04:33
Thank you.
01:04:35
No, it's too close to what's two q plus two Q
01:04:39
or Q for q?
01:04:42
For Q,
01:04:45
I like that one.
01:04:49
That's the
01:04:50
that's the baseline level of material that we need.
01:04:54
Oh Trump two, are you guys a little bit worried
01:04:56
about the mandate like it happened before in my lifetime.
01:05:00
Would you say what a homophobe or what. No.
01:05:04
The fact that Trump's Trump's going to have a full blown in his favor
01:05:07
government to do a base.
01:05:09
Oh, I love this.
01:05:10
I'm a checks and balances kind of person.
01:05:12
So you if you love that you better love everything they want to do
01:05:15
because this is a rubber stamping game for David.
01:05:19
Like I like I like government stagnation.
01:05:21
When they're not doing anything, things usually stay the same.
01:05:23
They don't get worse. Yeah, that's.
01:05:28
That's a conservative.
01:05:29
You you're you're turning to my side.
01:05:32
Turning to your side.
01:05:34
Yeah. So wait so so there's conservatism.
01:05:37
Then there's Gary conservatism. Gary.
01:05:40
Gary served to convince you of something that you didn't believe previously.
01:05:44
Here. I hate to break it to you.
01:05:46
To everybody in the world is born the most wonderful liberal.
01:05:51
Everything is free, everything is fair.
01:05:54
And then they eventually evolve to conservatism.
01:05:58
Correct.
01:05:58
Because you realize things aren't that simple
01:06:00
and you have to pay for your fucking meal and you can't.
01:06:03
There's no such thing, you know, you learn all those little fun little
01:06:07
life lessons.
01:06:09
So that's not that's not break.
01:06:11
That's not breaking news.
01:06:13
No. Do you know who's got a lot of life lessons ahead of him?
01:06:17
The kid gets where the kid is right now.
01:06:20
I know there's
01:06:22
there's a local WWE event and he is there raw, right?
01:06:26
Is is the Monday show still called Rise War
01:06:29
or War is raw backwards or something like that?
01:06:33
Okay.
01:06:34
The kid is at a WWE local event, the at least sitting close.
01:06:39
If he's sitting close, great.
01:06:40
If he's not sitting close, that's
01:06:42
probably is a small town kid.
01:06:45
He can't afford the expensive seats.
01:06:48
If you can, if you can hear him to the building
01:06:50
and then you work on getting closer to the ring.
01:06:52
But that's the order in which you do things.
01:06:55
Another thing is, I tell my wife, it's tough.
01:06:58
You learn to appreciate all the seats in an arena.
01:07:01
Right now, they're putting on a show
01:07:04
for the live show for the people, but they're also putting on a television show.
01:07:09
But so he wasn't it because he went to this event?
01:07:11
He wasn't at work all week.
01:07:13
He wasn't at work today.
01:07:15
I got a rant.
01:07:16
Oh, please.
01:07:17
Why is there no fucking kid videos?
01:07:20
There are kid videos until eight.
01:07:22
Not on. No nothing.
01:07:24
Tell me there are.
01:07:26
There's no kids. These boss
01:07:28
before him?
01:07:30
No dude.
01:07:32
We we shot with 3 or 4 of them.
01:07:35
Did you put them on your phone or uploaded?
01:07:37
Yeah. No, no, he kept telling me.
01:07:40
I know, pathway. So.
01:07:44
No, not at all.
01:07:46
I have nothing. That's.
01:07:47
I was like, I should have said something on the first day.
01:07:49
I was like, I guess the kid segment is done.
01:07:52
Draw was right, man. Fucking.
01:07:53
You used him up and and threw him away.
01:07:57
That's it.
01:07:57
I just thought, oh, crap.
01:08:00
Well, it all makes sense.
01:08:01
I have no pathway and you still get the video.
01:08:04
So I ignored the thing saying there is no pathway.
01:08:07
Let me triple check.
01:08:10
There's 3 or 4 of them.
01:08:12
There should be.
01:08:14
No there's nothing. No.
01:08:16
The last one is on, November 4th.
01:08:22
No, we just did one a day ago.
01:08:24
A day ago?
01:08:25
No, it was, it was.
01:08:27
Well, it was Saturday. It.
01:08:29
We did three of them.
01:08:31
No no, no, I wish I was doing a bit, but here, this video.
01:08:36
Yeah. Here.
01:08:37
So when I click on here these are local videos.
01:08:40
Yeah.
01:08:42
No a dog on it.
01:08:45
So we need to work on that again.
01:08:47
Doggone it.
01:08:50
It pisses me off we go.
01:08:52
We had really good the kid footage.
01:08:56
Why?
01:08:57
Okay.
01:08:59
Sorry. It's me.
01:09:00
It's on me as the technical personally, I feel.
01:09:04
Yeah, right. Yeah.
01:09:05
It's that there's a technical failure, but, I recorded it.
01:09:09
It tells me right away there is no pathway.
01:09:12
It says right on the screen.
01:09:14
There's no pathway. Right.
01:09:16
And then you give me a notification that says your,
01:09:19
your video is stopped because there was no pathway.
01:09:22
I feel bad to.
01:09:27
No, no,
01:09:28
that's not funny.
01:09:30
It's kind of funny.
01:09:34
He. We're glad you asked a guy around.
01:09:41
I met a guy over the phone when he called my number by mistake.
01:09:45
A brief conversation, not particularly.
01:09:48
I did my part.
01:09:49
I did that, yeah.
01:09:53
Anyways, good conversation.
01:09:56
Not particularly on my part.
01:09:58
The call ended 45 minutes later.
01:10:00
He called me back, saying he couldn't stop thinking about me.
01:10:03
I thought I did that to fall.
01:10:07
Dude, this is me. How she's calling it.
01:10:09
Is it is it written in front of a woman over overtime over there?
01:10:14
Because it sounds weird coming from draw.
01:10:17
My phone has been pinging with messages from him.
01:10:19
He has sent his life story, photos and address.
01:10:22
Oh, no. So that's not me. What kind of photos?
01:10:25
He said he even gave me his social security number
01:10:28
and told me to run a check on him to see.
01:10:30
You don't need a Social security number to run a check on someone, but it helps.
01:10:34
It definitely helps.
01:10:35
Yeah, helps for it to see for myself that he's legitimate.
01:10:39
We have been talking for eight months and are making plans to meet.
01:10:43
He lives in another state, but he has a sister in mind.
01:10:48
Should I meet him in his hometown or let him come to me?
01:10:51
I don't believe this is a game playing situation.
01:10:54
I am 55 years young. He's 64.
01:10:57
We converse on plays time daily, have phone sex,
01:11:01
showing my pussy sometimes, he whacks off and comes on the screen.
01:11:06
And at night we have Bible studies together.
01:11:09
So when he drops in that last sentence.
01:11:12
Yeah, conversion takes time daily.
01:11:14
And at night we have Bible studies together via the internet.
01:11:18
He makes me happy for what is.
01:11:22
What should I do?
01:11:23
Signed. Slept away in Georgia.
01:11:26
The best of both worlds.
01:11:28
You've got it perfect.
01:11:29
Don't need to do anything.
01:11:30
No adjustments necessary.
01:11:34
Bible study is good.
01:11:35
The phone sex is good. We're good.
01:11:37
I'll say you just don't even meet.
01:11:41
No need.
01:11:43
You got a virtual relationship?
01:11:46
I thought I just attack them for
01:11:48
doing the Bible studies and say, no, no, I want the Bible study.
01:11:52
I want to lead a Bible study
01:11:55
leader.
01:11:56
Let's have a Bible study.
01:11:57
Vlad drives Bible study. Yeah.
01:12:00
And by the way, you guys have never met.
01:12:02
You're mocking me, aren't you?
01:12:05
So we were pranking these, we were pranking people when I was, I believe.
01:12:09
I want to believe in my early teens.
01:12:12
Oh, no. Wait. We were drunk. I was 16,
01:12:15
and we called these giggly girls and shit.
01:12:18
And then long story short, we ended up meeting them.
01:12:21
It was great.
01:12:22
Random girl.
01:12:24
Completely. Half of them were legal.
01:12:27
Half of them weren't.
01:12:28
That's a story I'll save for another day.
01:12:30
But you're thinking that's kind of what your 60s woman did.
01:12:33
He just heard something in her voice.
01:12:35
Oh, she just sounded so incredible.
01:12:37
Or he just does that to everyone and just finally found
01:12:40
someone to, you know, do even think of that.
01:12:43
You think he's thinking that he's a fisherman.
01:12:45
He's putting his whole career all over with that weird shit and finally got one.
01:12:47
Finally got one.
01:12:48
Wow. Well, they got a sucker.
01:12:50
See, I believed it because that's all I can think about.
01:12:52
The reason why I believed it? Because I compare that dude.
01:12:54
We were like, on our fifth prank.
01:12:55
Is your refrigerator running to stupid shit while we were getting high and stuff?
01:12:58
And then you fell in love and these girls answered
01:13:01
and like, do they lived right by Stoney Creek of all places.
01:13:03
Where? Like where? Oh, come meet you.
01:13:06
You're a horny young boy.
01:13:07
You're, like, looking for. Exactly.
01:13:08
I heard something special in their voice, is what I'm saying is that actually,
01:13:12
it was a.
01:13:12
It was a girl. It could have been any voice.
01:13:15
Any female voice.
01:13:16
You would have found something special in man.
01:13:19
That would have been a fun weekend if they were actually older.
01:13:23
Like what?
01:13:24
How much older?
01:13:25
55. Well, so first of all, I was 16.
01:13:28
The woman here is 55 years young.
01:13:30
So what do you what's the.
01:13:35
Wait, I tell you what.
01:13:36
I read her again.
01:13:37
I thought the man was 60 and the woman was.
01:13:40
Younger. But younger.
01:13:42
Correct? No, 55.
01:13:45
Oh, that's not that.
01:13:45
What? Younger?
01:13:48
I mean, it is if it's a 25 year old and a 15 year old, it's wrong.
01:13:51
But a 65 and a 55 is fine.
01:13:54
All wrong.
01:13:54
And why is that?
01:13:56
It's very wrong.
01:13:59
Well, I guess not in Utah.
01:14:01
Is it okay in Utah? No.
01:14:04
Whatever.
01:14:05
In Utah, there's some really young ages that there's some.
01:14:08
I just remember in my lifetime,
01:14:09
when they were trying to get it overturned and raised the age of consent,
01:14:13
that these old sick fuckers were really disappointed.
01:14:17
And I think it was like 11 or 13 up to 16
01:14:21
states now.
01:14:23
It sounds really good to me down south, 11 or 16 up to 13.
01:14:26
When you say 11 or 13, up to 16 consent,
01:14:30
16 and 31 states, 17 in 7 states and 18 and 12.
01:14:35
Yet so our age of consent.
01:14:38
19 we're moving to Nevada.
01:14:44
Who's with me?
01:14:45
Youngest. What? Nevada?
01:14:48
I don't know, I just made up.
01:14:49
So when I bought my house, Nevada was one of the greatest up and coming places.
01:14:54
If we were to move there, we got fucked because they've had a huge crashing down.
01:14:57
I guess they're coming back a little bit now, but it's not like anything.
01:15:00
What they said. Oh, okay.
01:15:03
And a lot of chaos because there's no water there.
01:15:05
A lot of it.
01:15:06
Yeah. It's a desert. It's always going to be a desert.
01:15:10
Well, a lot of teleworkers now though,
01:15:11
since Covid, you know, you can work from anywhere.
01:15:13
A lot of a lot of private industry.
01:15:15
You can work from anywhere.
01:15:15
A lot of people decide to pick Vegas.
01:15:19
Oh, yeah.
01:15:20
It's not a bad idea.
01:15:22
So I do have a there's a little bit of it's
01:15:25
I don't know if it's breaking news, but there is some breaking news if.
01:15:34
That breaking news is
01:15:36
it's just them in New.
01:15:40
Oh, no wait.
01:15:40
No no, we got to wait.
01:15:42
Tweet
01:15:44
before junior recently said oh I don't like this that if the
01:15:47
the nuggets don't
01:15:50
try to get oh do I have to break up the team.
01:15:53
Who are you vying for.
01:15:55
This is the last. I will never we'll get
01:15:59
him I never get oh by the way you be in trouble today.
01:16:02
That's not fair.
01:16:03
I don't even know things.
01:16:07
All right, folks, listen up.
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Before we dive headfirst into this circus of crudeness and uncensored
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if you don't know him, I fucking don't make me click.
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And she's
01:16:37
the nugget.
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What's the riddle before we go to Rumble, is there anything?
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There's nothing else we need left on YouTube.
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Wanted to say this one riddle 30 cows in a field
01:16:46
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01:16:52
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01:16:58
Two of them.
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The answer is ten instead of 28.
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Every.
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Are there any kids involved?
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Yeah, junior recently said, oh, I don't like this.
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That if the the nuggets don't like this,
01:19:47
then.
01:19:54
Ladies and gentlemen,
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This one.
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I hope you're ready to rumble.
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I hope you're ready to rumble off that.
01:20:08
You ready to rumble?
01:20:09
Junior recently said, oh, I don't like this.
01:20:11
That if the.
01:20:14
This.
01:20:15
That was a girl.
01:20:15
Don't try to get me on the telly.
01:20:16
Said, oh, I don't like this.
01:20:17
That if the watch is nuggets.
01:20:20
Oh wait that was a girl.
01:20:22
Junior recently said oh I don't like this that if the what's in the
01:20:25
nuggets told you that was a girl.
01:20:28
Don't try to get me on that.
01:20:29
Then I have to break up the team.
01:20:30
Lou, are you Michelle? Beetle?
01:20:32
This is the last dance for ever.
01:20:34
It's not a moral issue. Stay. Nudists get.
01:20:37
Oh, it. Are you going to be in trouble today? That's not.
01:20:40
There is not even this thing.
01:20:41
It's not even a word I like it. You.
01:20:44
Not even a word.
01:20:45
Anyway. Knew this. It sounded like nudist.
01:20:48
All good things come to an end.
01:20:50
I don't like hearing it.
01:20:51
And it feels like we're, like, trying.
01:20:56
We should be sweating.
01:20:59
But. But she's right.
01:21:02
Like the word
01:21:05
you recently said is of what she said.
01:21:09
Oh, I don't like this.
01:21:09
That if the the
01:21:11
the nuggets is that if the what she says is that if the nuggets is that
01:21:16
if the nuggets is that if the nuggets is that if the nuggets is that if the
01:21:20
but if the is
01:21:23
if the nuggets you guys are the
01:21:25
is is that if the nuggets the nuggets
01:21:29
emphasized the niggas.
01:21:30
Yeah I pronounce
01:21:33
niggas nigga.
01:21:38
On I feel bad for her.
01:21:41
I called the Duggars.
01:21:43
She probably played it the best and she did have a black guy there
01:21:46
that was laughing.
01:21:46
So he he won some credibility to her for not getting in as much trouble as she
01:21:50
maybe would have if there was a black man there that acted outraged.
01:21:54
Like typically is what happens right
01:21:57
now.
01:21:58
I'm outraged.
01:21:58
One other thing that I want to do
01:22:00
on YouTube, yeah, go and go back political and see the N-word really quick again.
01:22:03
Well, it's from let's go back.
01:22:04
You cannot have law and order and niggers to vote.
01:22:08
White.
01:22:09
Oh, that was a great he was running for office.
01:22:11
Yeah. That's he he didn't win I don't think.
01:22:14
Yeah. So was David Duke.
01:22:17
Yeah okay.
01:22:19
Remember David Duke what now did he
01:22:22
KKK member and presidential candidate.
01:22:26
Okay,
01:22:28
okay, explain this to me.
01:22:29
I got I need an explanation because I haven't found one.
01:22:31
You look at those numbers. Yes.
01:22:37
Why did you do this?
01:22:40
Yeah.
01:22:42
Why did he do this?
01:22:44
Is that. Do they normally do that.
01:22:45
So there is a there is a thing where like if the defense isn't set
01:22:49
or for whatever reason, they're not supposed to step the stand,
01:22:51
you know, they he will jump in between the quarterback and the center.
01:22:55
But he's usually put he usually just puts his arms out
01:22:57
and lets the quarterback know, hey, hold on hold wait wait wait or whatever.
01:23:00
Right.
01:23:01
The whole no, the ref is under center.
01:23:03
You're going to watch it a couple times.
01:23:04
So he's not even he's on.
01:23:06
Yeah he's under center all right. He's like in center.
01:23:08
The center like bless his heart.
01:23:11
He doesn't move. He doesn't punch him or nothing.
01:23:12
But then when he realizes what the fuck and he tries to push him away,
01:23:16
the ref gives him an extra pump.
01:23:18
Just like, you know, Key and Peele when they do the three pumps thing,
01:23:21
the red pumps on watch him pump on his leg.
01:23:23
I thought he was walking out of the way, but he's walking into the way.
01:23:26
It's the wrong way to walk out of the way. Watch. It's not a coincidence.
01:23:30
After he stands up.
01:23:32
Oh, yeah?
01:23:35
What the fuck?
01:23:36
Wow. That man is he turned on by?
01:23:39
Yeah, yeah.
01:23:39
So that's. That's my wife and I talked about it.
01:23:41
I showed her she's like, you know what the center is?
01:23:44
He's the one that's the most attractive.
01:23:46
He's he's a no, but it's he doesn't care, dude.
01:23:48
He's just showing his power off somebody.
01:23:50
He can do this. He's like, look at me. Do this.
01:23:52
I'll bet he even told his friends, dude, I'm going to fucking center TV.
01:23:55
Have any of you ever stood
01:23:57
like there's only one type of person that you've stood like that to?
01:24:01
And that would be a female, right?
01:24:02
A female, correct?
01:24:04
That dude's gay.
01:24:05
And yeah, I've played I've had my hands up Stefan's ass playing football.
01:24:10
We used to play football on the side.
01:24:11
He he lived in an apartment complex.
01:24:13
Lived it were you.
01:24:14
And we would snap the ball and they're like,
01:24:16
dude, you got to put your hand up in there.
01:24:17
And I'm like, no, dude, I'm not.
01:24:18
No, I'm not gay. I'm not. Yeah.
01:24:20
And what he would, he would not play crotch
01:24:23
break the the oh no no no no.
01:24:27
My hand, my hand inward in the.
01:24:30
So football's already gay in Richardson.
01:24:32
Let's let's be clear.
01:24:33
The quarterback has to stick his hand between his butt.
01:24:36
Dude, if you're not a good
01:24:37
if you're a good quarterback and center, your hand is like up his ass.
01:24:40
That's just the way it is. You just.
01:24:42
But the ref though, this is a this is a power move, dude.
01:24:44
This is quite the like. Watch what I can do.
01:24:47
And they feel like he needs to fill that space.
01:24:50
It's not even I.
01:24:50
Oh, I go back to the secondary.
01:24:52
He touches us first.
01:24:52
Oh I thought at first he I not even just touch it.
01:24:55
He I thought he's covered
01:24:58
his posture in his groin. Forward.
01:25:00
Yeah. Oh yeah yeah yeah.
01:25:01
Dude this is definite. This is not accidental.
01:25:04
This is every bit of his move.
01:25:05
I even think now the ass thing he's like, if I were to really rubbed his ass,
01:25:08
he would have jumped up.
01:25:10
But it the way he ghosted it like that situation.
01:25:12
Can we find video of this guy doing this to other people? Maybe,
01:25:16
you'd have to look up who the ref was and stuff.
01:25:18
We need to.
01:25:19
We need a research assistant on this.
01:25:22
This.
01:25:24
But look at those numbers.
01:25:25
Those are pretty good numbers for Kirk Cousins.
01:25:30
Yeah,
01:25:31
I would have not assumed the guy was going to get up and turn around either.
01:25:34
Like, why would you get that close to him.
01:25:37
Because because if, if they were to call a timeout
01:25:39
or called a whistle, he would have got out of the way,
01:25:41
and then they would have had the play clock would have started going.
01:25:46
And sometimes that play clock goes where it left off.
01:25:48
So there could have been just a few seconds left.
01:25:49
So they have to be ready to go.
01:25:50
If they if he decides they're going to let him go,
01:25:52
how about our Detroit Lions offense?
01:26:01
Forward down the field.
01:26:03
Our charging team that will not kill and win the blue and silver.
01:26:08
Where stand and cheer the brave.
01:26:12
Rah rah rah rah.
01:26:13
Go hard when the day we're banner.
01:26:16
You will keep your fame down the field.
01:26:21
And gain a Lions victory.
01:26:25
Go, Lions!
01:26:35
Is the best thing
01:26:36
I have ever witnessed in my life.
01:26:39
Come from behind golf heroics.
01:26:43
Yeah, that's the game we lose.
01:26:44
And typically
01:26:46
if you get five interceptions in any game, you're going to lose.
01:26:48
But right we we came back with we changed something at halftime.
01:26:53
Did not allow them to score a point in the second half.
01:26:56
We are
01:26:58
it was amazing. It was a very good game.
01:27:00
And I try to make one exception during the week
01:27:03
and I stay up till past 11 Monday night
01:27:07
only last night, 11 last night
01:27:12
I was on the kid and and Saturday night
01:27:17
I'm becoming a night owl, but I get up at 4:30 a.m.
01:27:21
I'm the kid. So sometimes earlier.
01:27:25
Yeah, yeah, I've tried to do it for a year,
01:27:29
but you know, the I just, I don't want everyone to get too excited.
01:27:34
Just. I'm very excited, dude.
01:27:36
I just I'm very excited when, when the Pistons won their championship
01:27:40
in oh three and they had the best record in the league in oh four.
01:27:44
Yeah.
01:27:44
And they lost because they said that they, you know, I don't know,
01:27:49
focus too much on the regular season and expended too much energy.
01:27:52
Whatever. That they were all that matters.
01:27:55
If they don't win a Super Bowl, it's still going to be a lackluster season.
01:27:59
It's still going to be the same thing.
01:28:00
Okay, well, I'll tell you right now,
01:28:01
the Detroit Lions are winning the Super Bowl this year.
01:28:07
This is it.
01:28:08
This is our window right now. Straight.
01:28:11
Well, this time we should win this thing I disagree.
01:28:14
The way we're building this team, it's all homegrown.
01:28:16
It's all built in. It's all draft. They're all young.
01:28:19
If we can figure out how to pay them over the next few years,
01:28:22
like if they're willing, if they're really, really,
01:28:24
really like Team Young.
01:28:27
No, we like children building a football team
01:28:29
with young players instead of like, coach children inappropriately
01:28:32
or 48 a bunch of young, young scouts talking to you, Tom Brady,
01:28:37
do you guys believe in karma?
01:28:39
Karma? Kramer.
01:28:40
Brady over there.
01:28:41
No you don't.
01:28:43
Then explain. No. Okay.
01:28:46
I need to embrace.
01:28:53
You it's okay.
01:28:54
For the record.
01:28:55
For the record, I
01:28:56
as somebody who flips people off, that's not even a good flip off.
01:28:59
It was nylon hands right back on the wheel.
01:29:02
Didn't even look at him for a reaction.
01:29:04
Like, dude rolled the window down. Stick your finger out.
01:29:06
Give it at least a pump.
01:29:07
Don't be like fucking blow you. I'm gay.
01:29:11
Was the instant karma.
01:29:16
Oh, here it is.
01:29:16
Like, oh my God.
01:29:18
Oh no. Why they go?
01:29:20
Because they were so fucking flustered.
01:29:22
Like, you know what?
01:29:23
You know what I think happened? Hit and run.
01:29:24
And then first of all, I'm pretty sure I'm pretty sure this person
01:29:28
identifies as a female, but maybe not born that way.
01:29:31
Oh, so it's hard to tell.
01:29:33
But if you look, I have this exact car, by the way.
01:29:37
Oh, is this was, you know. No.
01:29:40
Oh, I guess that's a guy.
01:29:41
See, I don't know if it's nice in the car that more than likely a girl,
01:29:47
right? Yeah.
01:29:48
That is a girl car. That's a Saturn red line.
01:29:51
You don't even know what you're talking about.
01:29:52
Saturn of.
01:29:55
000, please bring me the car.
01:30:01
Me? Yeah.
01:30:03
Those. Are
01:30:07
the worst part about this.
01:30:09
Oh, my God, there's got to be at least 200,000 miles left on the Saturn.
01:30:14
Oh. Oh, no! Yeehaw!
01:30:16
Oh, no!
01:30:17
Oh, the one thing you had
01:30:19
about a different vehicle, I wouldn't have rolled so many times.
01:30:21
I can't get my son to change the oil,
01:30:22
so I'm going to need another engine pretty soon.
01:30:26
Well, crud.
01:30:28
I just got a new engine.
01:30:29
I bought a truck.
01:30:32
Well, I keep driving around in my,
01:30:35
old SUV, and I look cool.
01:30:39
Everybody in Armada tries to pickup truck.
01:30:42
I look like I'm lost, and I need directions back to the suburbs.
01:30:46
It's armada.
01:30:48
No, it's actually pronounced Armada.
01:30:51
But but.
01:30:53
So I had to buy a pickup.
01:30:54
A 22 year old pickup truck.
01:30:59
Just to finish,
01:31:00
it was either that or grabbed the pickup truck out of, Brady's driveway.
01:31:04
You didn't want to look, I believe it is for sale in Rich snob.
01:31:08
And you're not thinking of truck.
01:31:12
What can I go to?
01:31:13
Get your car.
01:31:14
Are you waiting?
01:31:15
Is it is every sort of evidence you watched the show or. No,
01:31:19
no, I don't I'm clearly.
01:31:21
I don't watch the show.
01:31:22
I see it is an avalanche.
01:31:24
I get hold of this gross ass thing.
01:31:27
Is that.
01:31:28
That's a cool ten.
01:31:31
This is an Aztec.
01:31:33
Aztec? Yeah. The antic.
01:31:35
It's the Aztec in the avalanche came out together.
01:31:38
A top upside of whoopsie on numbers.
01:31:41
I think I just did that again.
01:31:43
Looks like a combo on the top.
01:31:46
This is the truck I have.
01:31:48
Look at my commentators.
01:31:49
My truck.
01:31:50
Yes, it's Brady's called that one.
01:31:54
Sold.
01:31:55
No, that's that's actually not my truck that he bought it.
01:31:59
But he said he bought it.
01:32:00
Yeah.
01:32:00
Because you're you're tailgates not attached.
01:32:03
No tailgate rusted out.
01:32:05
See it's Michigan.
01:32:07
Yeah.
01:32:07
They want to buy a car in Michigan if you can help it buy right
01:32:11
from somewhere else, especially out of my producer's driveway.
01:32:15
My daughter and I were looking for a car.
01:32:16
We found one that was all, like, faded out on the top.
01:32:19
You know, you could tell it was definitely from down south.
01:32:21
So like you, I'm like, no, you actually want that in Michigan.
01:32:23
If you see that on top, that means yeah, that's where you want the rod.
01:32:27
Yeah yeah yeah yeah.
01:32:30
You want the shitty vehicle.
01:32:34
I gotta get drinking there like shitty walk.
01:32:37
Oh they have, do they have shitty car dealerships?
01:32:41
No. There's a lemon law in Michigan.
01:32:44
Yeah.
01:32:44
What does that mean, though, that they lobbied.
01:32:47
They have the law.
01:32:48
But good luck actually trying to use it. It's.
01:32:50
Oh, right.
01:32:52
Yeah.
01:32:52
There are some other things dealing with numbers about Michigan, like,
01:32:58
how, how long a drive.
01:33:00
Like how far is it to your grandma's house?
01:33:04
Oh, half hour when you said it, right.
01:33:07
Fuck you. My grandma's dead.
01:33:09
That's.
01:33:09
Yeah. Right. I mean, you might have to, but.
01:33:13
But we don't say how many miles it is to grandma's house.
01:33:17
We say how many minutes it is.
01:33:21
Minutes.
01:33:22
That's a that's a category error message one times per hour, though.
01:33:27
There's different speed limits.
01:33:30
Well, if
01:33:31
you obey all traffic laws and there's no traffic,
01:33:34
you could estimate it within a minute or two.
01:33:38
No, you can you can drive.
01:33:40
Comment.
01:33:41
That was the comment of the show right there.
01:33:43
You could drive ten miles because of different speed limit.
01:33:45
Or hopefully you don't have to explain that for miles.
01:33:48
An are all you got to do is say there's different.
01:33:49
So I do it because he doesn't understand, so he understands
01:33:53
what if you're like walking or
01:33:54
you're riding a bike, or you're in a car or you're in a jet plane, right.
01:33:58
Like miles.
01:33:59
Miles mean nothing.
01:34:01
I like the minutes.
01:34:03
I wish we did it in seconds.
01:34:04
So what if you're walking or on a bike?
01:34:06
Those minutes don't actually mean what you think they mean.
01:34:10
I've always prided myself on being the smartest guy in the room,
01:34:13
and, lately, I just haven't felt that way.
01:34:16
I'm definitely your house.
01:34:18
This room's different.
01:34:19
I'm coming over. I'll be there in 50 miles.
01:34:22
You'd be like, what the fuck are you talking about?
01:34:25
That's a category two.
01:34:28
Yes, it is, but intentional to prove a point.
01:34:31
See, I would say I'm riding my bike.
01:34:33
I'll be there in two days, or I'm walking.
01:34:35
I'll be there in four days, or I'm driving.
01:34:37
I'll be there.
01:34:38
Yeah. I'm there. There isn't an hour.
01:34:41
It's about 40 minutes from your place in my life.
01:34:45
At my age, anything more than 20 minutes
01:34:48
might as well be four hours, because I'm not going, right?
01:34:52
I mean, let's I absolutely have to, but 20 minutes is a comfort.
01:34:54
I will go 20 minutes in.
01:34:55
Funny thing is, I'll go 20 minutes back and forth for eight hours all day.
01:34:58
I'll bounce around 20 minutes.
01:35:00
Well,
01:35:01
for that band that I thought was so sensational,
01:35:03
I drove 20 minutes to Dryden Bar and Grill,
01:35:06
where I met the kid, and we recorded nothing.
01:35:09
Apparently. What was it in Dryden?
01:35:12
It was in Dryden.
01:35:13
So is even a remote recording?
01:35:15
Yeah, we were on location.
01:35:17
There was real.
01:35:19
Yeah, we have to fix that.
01:35:21
I'll probably add another stream link.
01:35:24
Yeah, yeah, but we just, I still I wish we on.
01:35:27
Yes, yes. Okay.
01:35:28
All right. Yeah.
01:35:29
I don't think about that when I do that.
01:35:32
Hold on. Hold. Nope nope nope. Just do that.
01:35:36
The, as far as the uploading time and stuff
01:35:39
and do it. Yeah. What?
01:35:41
I can use my phone.
01:35:42
And if someone does call me, I have to start over.
01:35:46
What? No.
01:35:47
Turn your things for hours and
01:35:50
and it destroys, like the whole day,
01:35:53
and then it still fails.
01:35:55
And then we have to scramble and we start the show 15 minutes later. Why?
01:35:59
Because they can't upload anything, but because you don't
01:36:03
have water from your Wi-Fi somewhere. Do you have Wi-Fi at work?
01:36:07
No you don't.
01:36:11
Do you have McDonald's? No.
01:36:15
40 minute drive.
01:36:16
You are drive in my local McDonald's.
01:36:22
Well, I saw
01:36:22
I bet you the recording after you're using probably not the free version,
01:36:25
but there's probably a way you can check local option.
01:36:28
So it'll record it'll it'll stream it, and it'll also keep a copy report. Oh.
01:36:33
Did you say recoil?
01:36:34
Yeah.
01:36:35
That's a weird name that makes me think of sex again.
01:36:38
Yeah, yeah.
01:36:40
No, it's like.
01:36:47
Ask fudge,
01:36:50
dear clergy.
01:36:55
A woman I've known
01:36:56
and been friends with for 40 years has gradually changed little.
01:37:00
That was a woman who has developed some health problems.
01:37:03
And whenever she calls me, all she talks about are her ailments and treatment.
01:37:08
When we managed to discuss other things, she turns the subject
01:37:10
to her political views, which are different from mine.
01:37:14
I try to be noncommittal
01:37:17
or change the subject, but it's getting harder and harder now.
01:37:20
I cringe when I see her caller ID
01:37:23
she has other friends, so I don't know why she dumps the stuff on me.
01:37:26
I feel our relationship has run its course,
01:37:28
and I'd like to end it with as little pain as possible.
01:37:33
How can I do that? Signed.
01:37:34
Used up in Florida?
01:37:37
Yeah.
01:37:37
That's not your friend. Used up.
01:37:39
That it's already over.
01:37:42
It won't be any more painful for you.
01:37:45
And who cares about them? So.
01:37:48
Yeah.
01:37:48
Just, walk away.
01:37:51
Stop answering.
01:37:53
Even better. Yes.
01:37:55
Waka Waka Waka walking
01:37:59
with you on the shoulders of giants gone by.
01:38:01
We reach for the stars we touch the sky flies on the backs of giants.
01:38:06
For starters.
01:38:09
We got a leg up on your knee.
01:38:13
Locked up.
01:38:16
So the lowest I found was Nigeria.
01:38:18
All you pedophiles.
01:38:22
You know who you are?
01:38:25
11 years old.
01:38:27
Looks like I'm going to Nigeria.
01:38:28
I mean, so hold on.
01:38:30
So when you see this, you think, oh,
01:38:32
that's like almost shocking, but when you realize the median.
01:38:35
No, not median. Average.
01:38:36
What word am I looking for?
01:38:37
People usually probably only live to be like 20.
01:38:40
So if you wait until you're 18, Nigeria.
01:38:44
All right. Maybe a little higher.
01:38:45
You kidding me? Unless they find some
01:38:49
of it or not, say sorry, I can't say that.
01:38:52
Then they get.
01:38:56
The one of them sending me, like, $1 billion.
01:38:58
I just have to send them 50,001st.
01:39:00
All right?
01:39:01
Unlock some kind of postage or some shit.
01:39:03
It makes perfect sense.
01:39:05
All right.
01:39:05
What are you eating?
01:39:06
Draw crazy night.
01:39:09
Oh. Do you have an iron deficiency?
01:39:12
No, I just ran out of regular beverage,
01:39:15
so we promised to show your nipples on Rumble whenever you're ready.
01:39:17
No. You're not. All six of them.
01:39:19
Nine are giving six of them that we each have to.
01:39:23
There's one nice time.
01:39:26
Yeah. Gary.
01:39:29
Oh, I can't see it because I can't see it through that forest.
01:39:34
I know, I know, I'm furry like a squirrel.
01:39:39
I also run like a squirrel.
01:39:41
Should I show that?
01:39:43
No. No. Do that.
01:39:45
What dog? On it.
01:39:47
You guys never let me do my.
01:39:54
No, I gotta get drinking because it's cold out here.
01:39:57
We've hit that season again.
01:39:58
But I got new kerosene.
01:40:00
Yeah, I've got three new kerosene heaters.
01:40:03
I just can't find a friggin gas station with kerosene.
01:40:06
One advertises for that, 32 Romeo Plank.
01:40:10
Walk in and say, can I get some kerosene?
01:40:12
No, we're all out.
01:40:15
There's a kerosene shortage trumps back.
01:40:18
We'll have kerosene soon enough.
01:40:19
Yeah, we'll have kerosene. Oh. This is I'm on the way here.
01:40:22
So you know he's going to dig.
01:40:23
I heard he's going to dig right through Yellowstone to get it.
01:40:25
Yeah. Oh, Yellowstone.
01:40:28
Like, one of the biggest things going on.
01:40:31
Like, they've got new episodes coming out.
01:40:33
It's bigger than like, no spoilers, no spoilers.
01:40:36
I know you about Yellowstone. Yeah. No.
01:40:37
You remember when Dallas was like, who killed J.R.?
01:40:40
It's that kind of a high.
01:40:43
Remember when they kept telling us you did?
01:40:45
Yellowstone erupts.
01:40:46
It's going to like, destroy America.
01:40:48
And it's going to happen soon because they keep saying it's going to happen soon.
01:40:53
It's not going to destroy anything.
01:40:55
Relax.
01:40:56
The Yellowstone smoking Yellowstone.
01:40:58
Oh, the volcano freak out. Maybe it'll help.
01:41:02
It is one of the biggest super volcanoes and it hasn't erupted.
01:41:05
And it's do it's there's no it don't kill us all
01:41:09
but do what do could be like anywhere within like a several.
01:41:13
I haven't thrown up in like 12 hours but I'm do I'm not really worried about it.
01:41:18
Really.
01:41:20
How do you do.
01:41:22
How do you go?
01:41:24
I got a quick little Brady.
01:41:25
You've been going to learn more and more about rap and engulf yourself in the rap.
01:41:31
Absolutely. I'm a sellout.
01:41:32
I appreciate that, right? Idiot.
01:41:34
Yeah. So?
01:41:35
So I know nothing I just want to do.
01:41:38
I'm not I'm not doing anything. Diddy.
01:41:41
So there you Diddy a lot of different styles of rap
01:41:45
and this is just reminding me of this very, very great video.
01:41:50
So mumble rap, we'll just, we'll just have Mr., Pope,
01:41:56
Marshall Pope is around this ready spoken word.
01:41:59
You say.
01:42:00
Yeah.
01:42:01
You looking forward to doing well.
01:42:03
So tell me, why the change from rapping to knees for Jesus?
01:42:08
Because basically, this guy has a couple different meaning.
01:42:10
You know, I dealing with.
01:42:11
Whereas for the Bible it says in the Bible
01:42:15
verse, the word in the book of Genesis knees for Jesus.
01:42:19
And so we live our lives based on that book, which is the Bible.
01:42:24
So, you're going to do a spoken word for us now, right?
01:42:28
Right.
01:42:28
And, tell us what we're about to hear is just a freestyle.
01:42:32
Okay? I'm just going to take it out a freestyle.
01:42:35
Well, let me sit back.
01:42:36
Go ahead. Marshall, I already. Okay. I already don't believe in.
01:42:40
He looks like the guy from Saturday Night Live.
01:42:41
Does that make me right?
01:42:42
Yeah, it's a go to try to.
01:42:44
Years ago, they tried to put me in a.
01:42:51
I'm sorry, I can't hear the sound.
01:42:52
Something's happening.
01:42:56
Oh, no, you can't hear that.
01:42:58
You can hear the sound. Did you see that? No.
01:43:01
I mean, did he stop talking or was there.
01:43:02
Yeah, he was having a stroke.
01:43:06
Yeah.
01:43:06
Did he get stage fright?
01:43:08
Where was it?
01:43:13
Oh, that.
01:43:13
Hold on.
01:43:14
Where'd it go?
01:43:15
That made me really uncomfortable.
01:43:17
That was like me trying to do the opening monologue
01:43:22
years ago.
01:43:23
They tried to put me in a
01:43:26
tank.
01:43:29
This is like,
01:43:31
Oh, no, I feel bad.
01:43:38
I feel so bad for him.
01:43:39
It's going on and on and on.
01:43:42
That's rough.
01:43:43
That's just like the the the big lip snack.
01:43:47
Jack. She's,
01:43:51
Like, can we start over there?
01:43:52
Like, it's a fucking live dipshit. Yeah.
01:43:54
I got to keep going.
01:43:55
This is live. Live, this is live.
01:43:57
And then I'm.
01:44:01
This.
01:44:03
I wonder what that is.
01:44:04
And you can find the full, full clip.
01:44:06
No, the full, full clip is he sits there and stares
01:44:09
and then she goes, well, do you want to read something?
01:44:11
A passage from your book. And he goes, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:44:13
And then he reads from his book.
01:44:15
I couldn't find the full clip of it.
01:44:16
All I can do is fun.
01:44:18
Oh yeah, that's a life preserver.
01:44:21
Yeah.
01:44:22
He's like, yeah, let's do that shit instead.
01:44:25
Yeah. Oh no.
01:44:27
Freestyle. Hahaha.
01:44:29
A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, says five beers, please.
01:44:35
Oh, there you go.
01:44:37
That's better.
01:44:38
My notes today.
01:44:39
Like I didn't freestyle,
01:44:42
so we don't have any kid.
01:44:45
Give us.
01:44:47
We literally don't have a either one of you have any kids?
01:44:49
Oh. This is can we reminisce on an old have kids?
01:44:52
I know what we could do.
01:44:54
Let's play nothing but chicken attack from now on.
01:44:57
Wait, what?
01:44:57
I've nothing but chicken attack I got.
01:44:59
We already did that.
01:45:00
Oh, I got to play. Did he rap?
01:45:02
It's not very good, but I'm try and chicken a rap.
01:45:06
Definitely.
01:45:07
De de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de
01:45:11
de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de do.
01:45:16
Go on my life.
01:45:17
Just write a rap.
01:45:18
All right.
01:45:18
Well, fluffiest words
01:45:20
said he had to sell some bad boy records to some broad prison sentence.
01:45:24
Motherfucker whistle pay two assassins.
01:45:26
Yeah, he had the game all the money on the road.
01:45:30
He put some young, but he had to take control.
01:45:32
Keeping up young boys like some. Thank you.
01:45:35
I for one, got mad above the night.
01:45:37
That's sure.
01:45:40
The young boys did it with the boys in the cell.
01:45:43
He did it from the club to the quick.
01:45:45
He's in for it. Did he did the freak? Yeah.
01:45:48
He used to run his time with Jack and Mary.
01:45:50
Check flying around private in the boat, boys.
01:45:53
But behind them doors, he had a secret.
01:45:55
Yeah, fresh out of high school, making them stupid.
01:45:58
Little pedo sex trafficking.
01:46:00
He takes this. Who tried?
01:46:01
Fuck this.
01:46:01
Wrap up the game left the middle behind all them hate to the walls.
01:46:05
Ain't worth shit.
01:46:06
He's in for a dub.
01:46:07
Chop it up, take a look at his pics.
01:46:10
Did he take anything?
01:46:12
It is.
01:46:12
He did it with the boys in the cell.
01:46:14
He's it from the club.
01:46:16
Did it play?
01:46:16
Keep it for a bit. Did he? Did it?
01:46:18
The freaky is up. He coming up.
01:46:21
But he had the skill.
01:46:22
But the fags got the last lap. Nice getting trill.
01:46:25
Trying to live it up.
01:46:26
Getting killed in jail, trying to get that man hard bullet when he.
01:46:30
Oh running wild in this hole.
01:46:33
No more go, no more chrome.
01:46:34
Just a rock cell.
01:46:35
Go thinking bout all them boys.
01:46:37
He got them lubricated now they the swung back round left.
01:46:40
That stung it.
01:46:41
Hey, did he get it in the ring?
01:46:43
It is. Did he did with the boys in the cell.
01:46:46
He's in from the club to the quick.
01:46:48
He's in for a bit. Did he did it.
01:46:50
The freaky is.
01:46:52
Did he do de de de de de de de de
01:46:55
de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de
01:46:59
de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de, de de, de, de, de, de.
01:47:05
I like to lose.
01:47:13
It. Get it, get it, get it.
01:47:18
De de de de de de de de de
01:47:20
de de de de de de oh.
01:47:32
De de
01:47:34
de de de de de de de de de de.
01:47:40
Thanks, Brady.
01:47:41
Thanks, Brady.
01:47:46
Yeah.
01:47:47
So as I was saying before, it was even worse.
01:47:50
Gary going. Is Gary going somewhere?
01:47:53
Oh, he looks fine.
01:47:54
What do you mean
01:47:55
I don't know, it's like he's frozen but
01:47:57
I don't see looks I see perfect.
01:48:01
He looks great and like his chin and his collar.
01:48:05
All three of them.
01:48:08
Hey, that's not fair.
01:48:10
That happens.
01:48:11
Well, that's what I told you. That's why you grow a beard.
01:48:13
To hide that little part.
01:48:14
There.
01:48:18
So what are we doing?
01:48:20
I don't know, I think we lost Gary to that.
01:48:22
I didn't even hear him say. Yeah, I think he thought he was doing
01:48:25
a graveyard segment, but forgot he's on his,
01:48:29
his phone is on.
01:48:30
Yeah.
01:48:31
No, because he's still he goes, he's on his Wi-Fi and he's tagging his router.
01:48:34
Barely.
01:48:36
And he forgets that it doesn't work that way.
01:48:39
We can hit the stinger and he won't.
01:48:41
We can do it.
01:48:43
We could hit the stinger anyway and see what happens.
01:48:45
Maybe.
01:48:57
In. Unless we were mistaken and, no.
01:49:02
And he may have, As above, so below.
01:49:06
He's never said that this this this early can't be.
01:49:09
It can't be.
01:49:12
Don't we have comments?
01:49:13
We have a comment. We had so many comments.
01:49:16
And then it's they just. Yeah. Where are the comments? Oh there.
01:49:18
I think we're getting shadow band again
01:49:20
because we went from 607 hundred views a day to 200.
01:49:24
Where is the son of a bitch?
01:49:25
That's what happened last time. And then it's shut down.
01:49:29
It's probably just like the kid video.
01:49:30
He's just going on and he thinks it's on. It's live.
01:49:32
He doesn't know, right? I got a little red on mine.
01:49:34
There's always a little red thing
01:49:35
in the upper left corner that says live or on my phone.
01:49:38
There's a dot that tells you when you're on.
01:49:41
Where is Gary?
01:49:43
It doesn't matter.
01:49:46
So many links. I don't know.
01:49:47
And none of them are real.
01:49:49
Don't know what to do there.
01:49:51
You open the fake ones.
01:49:55
Open nothing but the fake on long.
01:49:58
I'm going to work my way backwards.
01:50:01
Oh, they took it off.
01:50:03
I just coughed all over my screen.
01:50:05
Gross. Really gross.
01:50:07
Yeah.
01:50:07
Good job.
01:50:11
Oh! Dude, they took it off.
01:50:15
They.
01:50:18
Oh, he got cold.
01:50:19
That's what happened.
01:50:21
Oh, the wood paneling.
01:50:22
We get the wood paneling back.
01:50:24
So there is this.
01:50:26
I don't know if you guys, you guys see my swimming in
01:50:30
swimming in Bangladesh video.
01:50:32
They took it down.
01:50:41
That's
01:50:41
as red as the Houston or, Houston Oilers.
01:50:44
That's his red as the Houston Texans uniforms last night.
01:50:50
Yeah,
01:50:51
I saw that. So just to be stupid.
01:50:53
Brutal home.
01:50:54
Yeah. Where is he go. That's a county.
01:50:56
Maybe. What the to go.
01:50:58
He looks.
01:51:00
Oh darn it.
01:51:01
Yeah. That was a that.
01:51:04
I like the framing home.
01:51:05
Wait till he sits back down. This is gorgeous to look at.
01:51:08
Those stupid fucking three counties that I live near that are still blue.
01:51:12
What I know you know what we've got.
01:51:14
We've got Grand Rapids, we've got Kalamazoo, we've got Detroit,
01:51:17
we've got Flint.
01:51:19
There's one thing that I'm worried about is this stupid blue wall of governors
01:51:23
that our Greg Gov, Governor Gretchen Whitmer, is going to be a part of.
01:51:26
Michigan will probably be slightly punished because of that.
01:51:31
If, you know, if there's any way that Trump can not give us something or
01:51:34
not do something because of Gretchen Whitmer, he won't
01:51:37
or he will, you know.
01:51:40
Oh, good.
01:51:40
I found the video.
01:51:41
No, the videos gone, you fuckers.
01:51:44
This gorgeous son of a bitch.
01:51:45
Indonesia took this video down here.
01:51:48
I'm going to share this.
01:51:50
So you see in the you see in the preview the thumbnail.
01:51:52
See here the top video there.
01:51:55
Yeah sure.
01:51:59
This is
01:52:01
a beach in Indonesia that it's just filled with trash.
01:52:04
So what's new
01:52:07
seems about right.
01:52:08
But why would they take it down?
01:52:10
Anything Indonesia has
01:52:13
people PR,
01:52:16
I don't know.
01:52:17
All I, all I know is,
01:52:20
let's play nothing but chicken attack from now on,
01:52:25
we will.
01:52:26
She's our man.
01:52:27
Speaking out after being attacked on his way to work yesterday.
01:52:30
A weak person, a dog, even city rats.
01:52:32
He says his assailant was an angry rooster.
01:52:35
Arthur Chan has the story from Jamaica.
01:52:39
Mika was on his way to work, then was attacked from behind.
01:52:42
Poor man.
01:52:43
His vein punctured, his pain rolling out,
01:52:45
matched by his surprise to find out he was being attacked by.
01:52:49
The only thing I've learned from
01:52:50
this is chickens are bastards out and I have to be ruthless bastards.
01:52:54
Vicious animal that just captured this bitch.
01:52:57
As Leon applied pressure to the vicious image to stop the bleeding.
01:53:00
This bitches is bitches animal.
01:53:02
And then I was kicking it like this.
01:53:03
Kicking it off repeatedly. An animal.
01:53:05
How are you kicking it?
01:53:07
Wait, why does the closed caption say he's dealing with the blood gushing
01:53:10
kept coming at him.
01:53:11
It just keeps saying over and over again to head.
01:53:13
I had to deal with the blood gushing out.
01:53:15
But that's not what this is. Animal just come.
01:53:17
And then I was like, oh, look how bad his freaking, his pigeon
01:53:20
toe, like, go fucking kicking it up, pigeon the rooster.
01:53:24
No wonder the chicken like a pigeon or like a chicken toe kicking it off.
01:53:27
He's more chicken toed.
01:53:29
That's why the chicken attacked him.
01:53:30
Because he thought he was a chicken was evil.
01:53:32
He said the fucker was almost evil.
01:53:34
You can't be almost evil.
01:53:35
You're either he's.
01:53:36
There are no small coincidences or large coincidences.
01:53:40
There are only coincidences.
01:53:41
Almost evil. Sinister.
01:53:43
Ultimately, Leon was able to outrun his attacker.
01:53:46
I'm concerned
01:53:46
that the closed captioning at Fox five is just using the closed caption.
01:53:49
The drug just keeps talking about blood gushing out
01:53:52
and have attacked others before.
01:53:54
And when Fox five arrived at the scene. Wait.
01:53:56
When a dog attacks, the dog is put down so if a chicken attacks,
01:53:59
it can attack again.
01:54:00
Attacks on, say, where's the rest of that chicken?
01:54:03
That's up. Hey, back up to that chicken.
01:54:04
Bend it down.
01:54:05
It looked like a back half was gone.
01:54:06
They don't get each other.
01:54:08
The city's health department tells us.
01:54:10
Yes, it was random people.
01:54:12
What do you think about a chicken attack?
01:54:13
Oh, fuck the buildings
01:54:14
and are sending an inspector to it's open season on the geese in Michigan.
01:54:18
Did you hear that? The protections have been lifted.
01:54:20
A tetanus.
01:54:21
You can now eat the geese family.
01:54:23
Yeah, from the fucking the.
01:54:24
What is that metal in its mouth?
01:54:26
Talk to the family.
01:54:27
Last night it close the door in our faces.
01:54:29
A tree had to close the door in our faces.
01:54:32
Was he talking like that the whole time?
01:54:33
Yeah, I think so.
01:54:36
I think we should talk like that all the time.
01:54:38
His accent is totally true.
01:54:39
Is being attacked by a rooster.
01:54:41
I had to deal with the blood gushing out, and I have to deal with this animal.
01:54:45
This vicious animal. Oh, he finally said it
01:54:49
as Leon applied pressure to the wound to try to stop the bleeding.
01:54:52
The rooster kept coming. So I gotta ask you.
01:54:54
Yeah, yeah.
01:54:55
Are you ready? The way he kicked it, that was the problem.
01:54:58
He was. So he ultimately.
01:55:01
Sure, you and I.
01:55:02
I'm assuming that you're a fagot.
01:55:04
It's going to take even more.
01:55:05
Look how big those fucking claws are, making it off repeatedly.
01:55:08
And the animal just kept charging almost ever since.
01:55:11
I wonder if it's good, but I better be myself.
01:55:13
Freeze up chicken. Got,
01:55:18
chicken that
01:55:19
I won't let you up. Bad.
01:55:23
Good for the first Blake. Sam I love.
01:55:26
Come, let's to get more chicken eyes.
01:55:29
But you can go.
01:55:32
But you know
01:55:35
I'm not gonna fight
01:55:39
you on the side.
01:55:48
You. Do?
01:55:52
Yeah.
01:55:53
Large deer flag.
01:55:56
You guys both have significant others before I say this one.
01:55:58
Right? Yes. No. You trust them?
01:56:02
All right.
01:56:02
Anyways, deer flag, my loving wife of 40 years.
01:56:08
Oh, wait.
01:56:10
I'm sorry. I'm reading it backwards. I should read it from the.
01:56:12
You know what? I'm just going to play the video because I.
01:56:14
I have 40 lives of loving years.
01:56:17
So this, how should how can I ask it?
01:56:20
My. Oh, that's.
01:56:21
I should say my husband of 40 years.
01:56:24
You have a husband? I just found the deer.
01:56:26
I'm reading the deer flag. Deer flag? My husband. Hi there.
01:56:29
Time for you.
01:56:30
My husband of 40 years, I just found out has been drugging me
01:56:36
and letting strangers come into the house
01:56:38
with rules so that they don't wake me up and abusing me.
01:56:42
What should I do? Signed
01:56:45
abuse in Africa looks like a stain on this.
01:56:49
On the top.
01:56:51
Oh, I thought that was an interesting story.
01:56:53
Go ahead.
01:56:54
Marrying the wrong person is one of the most dangerous things that you can do.
01:56:58
Go ahead and grab something stronger than wine because you're going to need it.
01:57:01
After hearing this.
01:57:02
As a trial attorney,
01:57:03
especially in my area of family law, I feel like I've heard it all.
01:57:06
I know the worth of the words I'm wrong.
01:57:08
This is just a pelican.
01:57:10
I'm sorry.
01:57:10
My name is Giselle.
01:57:11
A wife, a mother, a grandmother.
01:57:14
She's been married to her husband.
01:57:16
Here he is for 50 years, and she describes her marriage as wonderful.
01:57:21
She says she had a loving marriage.
01:57:23
He was a wonderful husband, a wonderful father,
01:57:25
and also now a wonderful grandfather.
01:57:27
What all what a difference a day makes. One day she gets
01:57:31
wrangling and they're asking her questions
01:57:33
about her husband because he's currently under investigation for being a creep.
01:57:36
He was at the grocery store filming up ladies skirts and dresses.
01:57:39
Nonetheless, she sure it's a little creepy.
01:57:41
Any of this behavior? Not a not a dealbreaker.
01:57:43
They end up confiscating his phone, his computer, and some other electronics.
01:57:47
And what the police discover is honestly
01:57:49
one of the most unimaginable things a wife would ever suspect.
01:57:53
For at least the last decade of their 50 year marriage, her husband
01:57:57
had been drugging her and inviting strangers to come have their way with her.
01:58:02
While she was unconscious, he was taking sleeping pills
01:58:05
and grinding them up into her food and her drinks.
01:58:08
He had advertisment on adult websites for managers.
01:58:11
Come on over.
01:58:12
This was all discovered because on his laptop
01:58:14
there was a folder that was labeled abuse the cops in there.
01:58:18
At least he didn't hide it, right?
01:58:20
So much worse in this file.
01:58:22
I put that in a file called men.
01:58:25
Excuse me information or is this a Snapchat filter?
01:58:30
It was filter. Excuse him.
01:58:32
She does not look human like her neighbor.
01:58:34
Could you imagine waving it?
01:58:35
They all look like they go neighbor from time to time. Lo and behold.
01:58:38
Why is she look like that? He's been inside their home.
01:58:41
He helped fix like a couple of their bicycles.
01:58:43
She sees them around town, some at the bakery.
01:58:46
She even described him as normal, polite.
01:58:49
The husband would give these men strict instructions on what they had to do
01:58:53
when they came into the home.
01:58:54
This kind of work alone, they couldn't smell like smoke,
01:58:57
nothing that would trigger her senses and make her wake up.
01:58:59
They had to get undressed in a kitchen so that they never would accidentally
01:59:03
leave clothes behind in the bed.
01:59:04
Where do you come get hand warmers for them to warm up,
01:59:07
so that when they touched her she wouldn't wake up?
01:59:09
Thankfully, 72 of these men have been identified,
01:59:12
72 software, but only 50.
01:59:15
They are virtually facing criminal charges and their age range is in the 20s
01:59:20
to 70s.
01:59:21
The husband, Dominique Pelican, is currently facing 20 years.
01:59:25
That ain't long enough.
01:59:27
So, I'm going to come.
01:59:31
So. So what what, any advice for that?
01:59:35
Woman, dear?
01:59:40
Dude, I would wouldn't you feel it
01:59:43
like I've had some pretty normal sex, and the next day, I know I had sex, like.
01:59:48
All right.
01:59:49
What do you like? It hurts.
01:59:51
No, I said normal, even though I've had some pretty rough sex.
01:59:53
I've been like, oh, shit. Why did we go through three?
01:59:56
You know, just right.
01:59:57
It's a there's definitely feel it's.
01:59:59
Have you ever had sex? You know what I mean?
02:00:01
How could you not know that something like that happened,
02:00:05
right?
02:00:08
You feel like it's more blown out, Brady.
02:00:11
So I don't know. I'm sorry.
02:00:12
I'm a little grossed out by the dog licking at the moment.
02:00:15
I can't even find the button. I'm so gross.
02:00:16
Oh, like a good dog licking what the dog doing.
02:00:20
Pretty similar.
02:00:25
What the dog doing? Oh.
02:00:30
Dear.
02:00:31
What?
02:00:34
That was an obvious one.
02:00:35
It is.
02:00:36
I've been married to a wonderful woman.
02:00:38
I'm sorry.
02:00:39
I'm married to a wonderful man for 30 years to be perfect.
02:00:44
But it's quite good.
02:00:46
My dilemma, my dilemma is this.
02:00:48
My husband keeps track of every time we have
02:00:50
sex and has a personal goal of 100 times a year.
02:00:54
In 2013, he informed me that every three days
02:00:58
he informed me that we had we'd had
02:01:01
sex only 76 times and that was not adequate for him.
02:01:05
He was quite upset about it.
02:01:07
Do you think tracking our sex life is normal?
02:01:09
And what do you think about a couple married for 30 plus years?
02:01:12
Having sex 76 times in a year?
02:01:15
Is that normal?
02:01:16
Also, keep in mind that he travels for business and is gone about 60 days a year.
02:01:20
Signed, pressured.
02:01:23
Okay, so instead of, being one every three days,
02:01:26
now you're talking every other day because of the 60 missing days,
02:01:30
because he's on the roads. You can't count those.
02:01:33
So that drops the numbers significantly.
02:01:35
Well, it's still it's about 1 in 3, but oh,
02:01:38
that's a pretty good average 76 is nothing to complain about.
02:01:42
I would say no, but but those are great numbers.
02:01:47
We do this guy,
02:01:50
we'll find him a third divided by one.
02:01:52
That's his name, because that's the name.
02:01:56
And, and he had this girlfriend who would stop by for booty call
02:02:00
because he didn't increase her numbers,
02:02:05
and that was called.
02:02:06
What does that mean?
02:02:07
Because they already did. You cheat.
02:02:09
She was a filthy slut.
02:02:11
She didn't want to be considered a filthy slut.
02:02:15
Bye bye bye.
02:02:18
Sleeping with random dudes.
02:02:19
So she went back to the well so that her number counts as one rule.
02:02:25
Town council one.
02:02:27
Right. Well, then that's a case.
02:02:28
My wife is an outright slut. Two.
02:02:31
Right. Once every three. Once every three days. Roughly.
02:02:34
Maybe not lately, but as marriage goes on, sex frequency changes.
02:02:39
And I say that it really it doesn't matter.
02:02:42
You could have sex 2 or 3 times a day.
02:02:44
You could have sex 2 or 3 times a year.
02:02:48
And I know which one I prefer you saying.
02:02:52
You're saying you could have sex two, three times a year?
02:02:55
I don't think it would matter with my wife.
02:02:57
Whichever. You know, I don't think it matter.
02:02:59
Oh, that's what if.
02:03:00
What if, What if your wife were to be one of those? Be.
02:03:04
What do they called? You know what I'm talking about. The.
02:03:07
There's so mad at Trump that they're not having sex with people.
02:03:11
What did he say?
02:03:13
The four people in the four.
02:03:16
Thank you.
02:03:17
You had stuff ready to your 373rd post on the fourth.
02:03:22
So hang on.
02:03:22
So on your FIP joining you today is my cell.
02:03:26
So yes, your wife did this
02:03:29
and you're married and your wife says no.
02:03:31
Like are you allowed to rape her like she totally.
02:03:34
Women totally control the sex don't they?
02:03:36
I mean, yes, I believe so, yes.
02:03:39
That's not fair.
02:03:40
This woman does not.
02:03:42
But if you would, if my wife
02:03:45
were to join the four B movement, which she has not to be clear.
02:03:48
All right.
02:03:49
I married her, for better or for worse.
02:03:51
And that's pretty worse.
02:03:52
That's about as worse as I can go in withholding sex for a political reason.
02:03:56
That's insane.
02:03:57
It actually started in a different country, by the way.
02:03:59
For real.
02:04:00
There was women that were being abused and they
02:04:02
they literally stopped not having sex, but they stopped procreating
02:04:05
so the country would disappear.
02:04:07
They threatened to do that. And it worked.
02:04:09
Well.
02:04:09
I purposely shave her head. I'll asinine like this.
02:04:12
Or is she already having an issue?
02:04:14
It looks like my daughter, the one time she
02:04:16
accidentally found the scissors when she was two,
02:04:19
right?
02:04:19
And she just decided, oh, she looks like me.
02:04:22
I cut my hair
02:04:24
removed. No, no.
02:04:25
Do you fip. No.
02:04:27
What do I look like?
02:04:28
Is myself someone who shaved her head?
02:04:33
Not due to medical reasons.
02:04:35
And I'm here to explain what the movement is, what I think about it.
02:04:40
And, yeah, we know what the movement is.
02:04:42
And all you white chicks
02:04:43
are kind of mocking the actual movement that saved a country.
02:04:47
So what the heck is the imagine that all of the women had so much power
02:04:50
for a minute to figure it out.
02:04:51
Kings, the four BS said, actually originated over
02:04:54
something wrong, and the women demanded that we're going to stop having sex.
02:04:57
Laws were being passed and women,
02:04:59
and it worked as a way to show that they can do what men can do.
02:05:03
The American women have adopted this because they believe the election of Trump
02:05:07
is something that degraded their rights.
02:05:11
As women, as did not like the new policy had, and what sense?
02:05:15
And it did not degrade their rights.
02:05:17
They're delusional. Him getting elected.
02:05:18
Okay. Delusional.
02:05:20
Or by a larger percentage of men than Harris.
02:05:24
That for you see? Two.
02:05:26
He hired a woman as the first.
02:05:28
Whatever.
02:05:28
Whoever he appointed first was a woman, number one.
02:05:31
I don't think I could cabinet. I think you're right. Okay.
02:05:34
I think he knows,
02:05:37
it's almost as if it's just qualifications instead of gender.
02:05:40
You know, the first female cabinet member was Frances Perkins or Roosevelt.
02:05:45
Any say it did not know that was or page Edgar Hoover.
02:05:49
But again when Scotus gave the right
02:05:52
to the States when they overturned Roe v Wade.
02:05:55
You're welcome.
02:05:56
Permanent permanent act.
02:05:58
So the federal government has no business governing.
02:06:01
They they finally admitted it said the the dissenting
02:06:04
written up thing for Roe v Wade said it'll be a day or it'll be 50 years,
02:06:08
but it'll finally it'll
02:06:09
eventually be set back to the way it's supposed to be to the States.
02:06:12
And it finally was.
02:06:13
I didn't supply any kind of precedent.
02:06:15
Not even probably Kamala Harris could
02:06:19
do anything about.
02:06:20
It is no longer a federal issue, just the states.
02:06:26
So this is this is this is a base.
02:06:28
This is a base check. She's not election.
02:06:31
Nothing should really ever be a federal issue.
02:06:33
The federal government, federal government, do you know you know what?
02:06:36
It's actually written up.
02:06:37
If you follow their jurisdiction,
02:06:38
the only two things they have is the the actual employees
02:06:41
of the federal government and the the, federal parks, the U.S parks,
02:06:45
those are the only things they have any authority over.
02:06:47
Everything else is supposed to be handled by the states
02:06:50
or even the militias or the National Guard.
02:06:54
I don't know when they created the military.
02:06:55
When did we create a U.S.
02:06:57
Army and a U.S?
02:07:00
Anybody know when those were
02:07:02
the toilet flushing formed?
02:07:05
That's a new feature.
02:07:07
So it's Flushing Army.
02:07:09
What's the topic going to be?
02:07:11
States go read and vote for Trump. What?
02:07:13
Yeah I have a topic.
02:07:14
I have a topic wrap amendment.
02:07:16
So like our topic wrap I have a topic wrap up.
02:07:21
Maybe maybe it will inspire you.
02:07:24
Yeah.
02:07:25
Years ago.
02:07:31
Let's switch gears and let's come up for another stuff
02:07:34
to come and take information from strapped to credit card to folks.
02:07:38
It was like, oh, hey, let's switch gears up.
02:07:41
Let's create cashless Facebook in my collection.
02:07:45
There's a reason it's funny.
02:07:46
I spoke to death posting and stuff that people should never get to cheat.
02:07:52
Just play with your cards but never go wait.
02:07:53
Signal metaphysics wasn't for me.
02:07:55
Russia not see 70 $0.76 on logic, but you can still get stats.
02:08:01
Alexis masturbation every 60 not Sep 20, but just looking at what he said.
02:08:06
We know the truth.
02:08:07
I smoked his number.
02:08:09
This is black with this.
02:08:13
Oh my.
02:08:17
Oh oh.
02:08:21
This is like Pac-Man.
02:08:23
Yeah. Slash my deck.
02:08:25
Check me out. These.
02:08:28
What's next in this series?
02:08:33
I see the title.
02:08:36
Oh, wow wow wow.
02:08:51
I don't know.
02:08:52
From osmosis to numbers.
02:08:56
Brilliant.
02:08:57
I want to bop bop bop bop bop
02:09:01
I want to, oh, above pop up about.
02:09:02
I want a random number news at some.
02:09:04
So it's funny, when I actually thought you picked the last couple
02:09:07
to make the rap sound better.
02:09:10
Oh, right.
02:09:11
In fact, that's what.
02:09:12
Yeah, I actually, I have most of this could have been, hemorrhoids
02:09:17
if I had to talk about.
02:09:20
Gotcha.
02:09:21
Moses. Osmosis as Moses.
02:09:24
As I said, the next topic should be patterns.
02:09:29
My famous.
02:09:30
We've done patterns.
02:09:32
We did pattern patterns.
02:09:34
So watch we did a pattern where we did
02:09:37
a desolation tessellations.
02:09:42
Right.
02:09:43
Which is patterns.
02:09:45
Oh, I broke it.
02:09:47
It's just sitting there.
02:09:47
No I didn't know I. Hi, guys.
02:09:50
Sometimes it does that.
02:09:52
I'm so disappointed we lost all of the cards were there.
02:09:57
I'm the kid.
02:09:58
Yeah, yeah,
02:10:00
I know you didn't tell me you're going to go back.
02:10:04
Oh, I found out we're on the street.
02:10:08
I don't think anybody can argue that, but I think he knows that.
02:10:11
I think that watching from wrestling is gay.
02:10:16
I've never thought of that.
02:10:16
But I am very curious.
02:10:17
Not what?
02:10:18
Not the outcome of A, B and B does make you a giant fagot.
02:10:23
I've heard some some rumors that I have a mullet.
02:10:26
I'm sorry. What?
02:10:27
It's not a mullet. I promise.
02:10:29
I do not have a mullet.
02:10:31
I don't want a mullet.
02:10:32
Connections.
02:10:33
That's another topic that I suggested.
02:10:36
No, I got you all connected, Gary.
02:10:39
That's another one I suggested.
02:10:42
Put your jaw through it. Threw up colleges.
02:10:44
Wait a while back.
02:10:46
I've heard that before. No.
02:10:48
You know what the only suggestion of went so far as hemorrhoids.
02:10:52
We talk like talks, medicated whites.
02:10:55
Preparation H, my friend. Hi.
02:10:58
Guy's name was tux.
02:10:59
Hell, yeah, I like it.
02:11:00
Oh, see?
02:11:01
Are you tuxedo? Yeah.
02:11:02
You know tux? Tux?
02:11:05
How about, letters?
02:11:08
Letters?
02:11:09
Oh, yeah. Numbers and letters.
02:11:11
Letters.
02:11:12
No fucking Sesame Street in this bitch.
02:11:14
Yeah.
02:11:15
And we did. We do letters.
02:11:18
Let me do colors. Colored people.
02:11:20
We should do colored.
02:11:22
I swear we did letters.
02:11:24
Or your favorite colored.
02:11:28
On a scale from 1 to 10, my friend.
02:11:30
Y'all fuck.
02:11:33
Oh, well, this is not.
02:11:35
This is not a rant. This is an actual, activity.
02:11:38
Everybody has to, get up and do you.
02:11:40
No, no, no, dance is such a waste of time.
02:11:45
There is nothing less productive than dancing.
02:11:49
There are people who dance,
02:11:52
and then there are people who act normal and rational and sane.
02:11:57
However, if you want someone to enjoy themselves,
02:12:02
get them dancing, and ultimately come back
02:12:06
because with you on
02:12:08
that, the enjoyment level, when you're,
02:12:13
I don't know when you're doing an activity
02:12:16
that that is so involved that you don't really think
02:12:21
or, like, have to,
02:12:24
do, do or normal human stuff when you're dancing.
02:12:28
You can leave all that behind.
02:12:29
Your all the worries in your life and everything behind so is productive.
02:12:35
So everything I just said is, null and void.
02:12:38
Going.
02:12:39
It was an Olympic performance, but,
02:12:44
that got the internet going faster than a 100%.
02:12:51
I that lady.
02:12:53
Oh. Oh, wait,
02:12:56
I didn't know they had these meetings.
02:12:58
Even real life creations.
02:13:00
Oh, my God, that music coming from.
02:13:03
And late night impersonations.
02:13:07
Wow. And while some families
02:13:09
joy in it all, something else came just as.
02:13:12
Yeah, we know so well, it came just as quickly.
02:13:16
Okay. Yeah.
02:13:16
Come on out with a roller. We have to build a car.
02:13:18
You can't go by. Devastating.
02:13:21
Oh, Rachel Gunn has now spoken.
02:13:24
Kamala Harris, she's decided to shave her head and not have sex with men. Yes.
02:13:28
Well, Harris, unfortunately, they are gone.
02:13:31
And giant, the mighty Kamala.
02:13:33
I'll tell you, I'm very surprised because Kamala left his instinct to fight.
02:13:40
Against those.
02:13:41
I'm not going to push him anymore.
02:13:43
Well, let me tell you something, brother.
02:13:48
You're Trump, a media run wild brother.
02:13:53
Isn't it crazy how he has a he's so.
02:13:55
Not even a week later, gas prices are down.
02:13:58
Stock markets up.
02:14:00
Yeah.
02:14:02
It's just funny to see we've done anything.
02:14:04
It isn't done anything. It's a couple.
02:14:07
A couple of countries did some things which were like.
02:14:09
I was like, whoa.
02:14:10
Yeah, yeah.
02:14:11
Was so yeah, some people back down from wars a little bit, to two companies
02:14:16
decided to resource like they used to get like 77% of their shit from China.
02:14:21
And now they're like, they're switching already
02:14:23
preparing for the tariff raising there, like, so.
02:14:25
I mean, for the people to say that we're going to get a new federal income
02:14:28
tax for the tariffs, I believe you're wrong.
02:14:31
I think that companies will adjust and bend to that.
02:14:34
They'll right. They'll open.
02:14:36
Or how about this and hear me out on stockpiling stuff from China.
02:14:41
You can't.
02:14:42
That's ridiculous thing to say. How do you do that?
02:14:44
How do you do that? Your companies have to stop doing that.
02:14:47
You can't buy anything without having something in it.
02:14:50
In China, I know everything in this room is made in China.
02:14:56
Everything I have in.
02:15:09
There's some little Chinese.
02:15:11
Yeah, along with that, there's China in there.
02:15:13
People in China that, you know, there's a middle class.
02:15:15
It's normal.
02:15:18
There's also I mean, they serve
02:15:20
that factory is their home.
02:15:25
They don't have
02:15:25
a, factory is there and then get to leave.
02:15:29
All right. Chained to the wall.
02:15:31
I think that's a I think that's a minority, though,
02:15:32
because even the internet, even though it's locked in there,
02:15:34
they got the Great Firewall.
02:15:36
It's locked up in there.
02:15:37
They still information has helped, you know, the the Great Firewall of China.
02:15:42
That's what it's called okay.
02:15:44
I think a good firewall indeed.
02:15:47
It keeps that keeps all the shit out and stuff.
02:15:49
But they use these VPNs.
02:15:50
They know they read. They dig.
02:15:53
Okay.
02:15:54
Google has their bones under undermined, but,
02:15:58
you know,
02:15:59
if if one of them vibrates, it's your wife,
02:16:03
which he's done. It's your.
02:16:04
Why do you think I'm in the living room yelling?
02:16:08
She's gone.
02:16:08
I dropped her off the airport yesterday.
02:16:11
Party at Gary's?
02:16:12
Yeah.
02:16:13
Wait, so that's more I want to visit.
02:16:15
That more than the sex questions.
02:16:17
Do you guys go on separate vacations or you just don't?
02:16:20
This isn't a vacation or what? She.
02:16:22
I'm sorry, I assumed.
02:16:24
Okay. Oh. Good job.
02:16:26
No, we've got property down there and it has to be opened up for our business,
02:16:30
which is renting out our property down there.
02:16:32
Oh, really?
02:16:33
You want to start pimping that on here?
02:16:35
We can do that.
02:16:36
No, I want to get rid of it.
02:16:38
I told her two years ago. Sell the place.
02:16:40
I thought you I thought when you said you were going to.
02:16:43
You need to fill it with, like, vacation renters, I thought is what I was hearing.
02:16:47
We already did
02:16:49
the personnel all season.
02:16:51
That sounds great.
02:16:52
Why would you want to stop that?
02:16:54
Because it doesn't pay for itself.
02:16:56
Oh, what? Doesn't it?
02:16:57
Aren't you at least those equity? Do you own it?
02:17:00
Yeah, we own outright.
02:17:03
Outright? No payment for.
02:17:04
Are these two personal, right?
02:17:06
No. Keep asking questions.
02:17:08
I'll just keep the answer.
02:17:09
So I gotta ask. It doesn't make sense to me.
02:17:11
What are you doing so horribly wrong that you can't even break even? Is it?
02:17:14
Is it maintenance?
02:17:15
Is the place falling down? Is it?
02:17:17
Yeah. We just replace the air conditioner.
02:17:20
Yeah, but that seems pretty darn good.
02:17:22
I we do that every 20 years.
02:17:23
Ten years if you buy the wrong air conditioner.
02:17:26
All right, well, all I have to do is run out the place four more years
02:17:29
and I'll pay for one year's worth of air conditioner.
02:17:33
Well, then you're not charging the right amount, right?
02:17:35
Yeah.
02:17:36
All right.
02:17:36
And if I did charge the right amount, I wouldn't get any customers.
02:17:42
It's a it's a lose lose, lose lose lose situation.
02:17:45
How long update a long.
02:17:46
You've been doing updates into it two years.
02:17:50
Did you say that and I didn't hear.
02:17:52
Yes two years.
02:17:54
So two.
02:17:55
He sent a number.
02:17:57
All right.
02:17:57
So I showed empathy. I acted like I cared.
02:18:00
Yeah, I don't care.
02:18:01
Thinking, how can I get into this place for a week break in.
02:18:06
Yeah.
02:18:06
We don't do it by the week.
02:18:08
You mean that's the problem? Yeah, dude.
02:18:11
Totally with dude with Airbnb. And listen to this.
02:18:13
Listen to this.
02:18:14
You need to know this Airbnb.
02:18:16
If somebody rents your place.
02:18:17
Yeah, and they fuck it up, Airbnb pays for it all to get fixed.
02:18:22
So Airbnb is an entity?
02:18:26
Yeah.
02:18:27
What do you mean?
02:18:27
Okay, I thought that was just a general name.
02:18:31
No, no.
02:18:31
So you should you should do that. And I've never done that.
02:18:34
And I'm not a property person or whatever.
02:18:36
But people online say that that's that.
02:18:38
That's what you do with your rental.
02:18:39
Yeah. I have no intention of being a slumlord.
02:18:41
I want to get rid of the property I don't visit.
02:18:44
So you have a property that somebody lives in
02:18:48
homestead like they live there?
02:18:50
No, but for most of the year,
02:18:54
what does it do in the other
02:18:56
cost? Money. Eight months out of the year.
02:18:59
But I'm.
02:18:59
Say, is it empty?
02:19:02
Well, it's empty of people.
02:19:05
It's a seasonal. It's a seasonal.
02:19:07
It's empty people.
02:19:08
Is it is it habitable, habitable and happy?
02:19:10
Yeah. Yes.
02:19:11
I mean, if you if you like.
02:19:13
So you have 18 degree weather.
02:19:16
You have six months to try it out.
02:19:17
Dude,
02:19:17
I'll help you on the digital side to make, you know, take awesome pictures of it.
02:19:22
So here's the trick though. You nobody wants to rent a house anywhere.
02:19:24
You have to come up with some stupid theme.
02:19:26
No, no, no, I don't want to rent it.
02:19:28
I want to sell it.
02:19:29
No, but until you sell it, you might as well make a shitload of money on it.
02:19:33
No, I might as well sell it.
02:19:36
All right. No. Yeah, yeah.
02:19:38
What state is it in? Florida.
02:19:41
Nice.
02:19:43
On the water or in the middle?
02:19:45
If I it should have been destroyed in that last hurricane, but apparently
02:19:48
it was a fake hurricane
02:19:51
created by the Republicans to win the election.
02:19:54
You know, before, I don't give a crap.
02:19:56
The ball threatened by the Democrats so they would lose the election, right?
02:19:59
Do I love Joe Biden? No. Did you see, though?
02:20:02
They actually got in trouble. We are the fact checker.
02:20:05
We check
02:20:09
back up
02:20:11
fact check.
02:20:15
FEMA actually did get busted
02:20:16
for skipping over houses that had Trump, campaign signs, which is bullshit.
02:20:21
I don't care which side your for.
02:20:23
FEMA should help people that like an a triage based.
02:20:26
They should skip the people that are like wear my windows
02:20:28
and help people that are bleeding and then work their way through the
02:20:31
you know how they do that with the triage. Yes.
02:20:35
But to actually match how low to and who who acts on that.
02:20:39
If my boss says, hey, we're fixing computers today, but we're not fixing
02:20:43
brown people's computers anymore, dude,
02:20:47
I'm not helping you fix any computers.
02:20:49
Like, I went for a walk around my neighborhood
02:20:51
the other day, and this giant sign says Jewish Lives matter.
02:20:54
And I've never been more offended. And I wasn't sure why.
02:20:57
As somebody who's an all lives Matter kind of person.
02:20:59
Yeah, I'm like, why are you? And I get it.
02:21:02
It's a Hamas Israel statement, right?
02:21:04
With the war and all that.
02:21:05
Well, BLM is more about,
02:21:09
defunding the police.
02:21:12
Right. Well, this is a Jewish Lives Matter.
02:21:14
I am not familiar with that movement.
02:21:16
I can't even imagine what that. But it got me thinking.
02:21:19
Any specific people
02:21:22
saying that is kind of shitty in my opinion.
02:21:26
I agree it should be.
02:21:28
All lives Matter should be unarguable
02:21:32
or just no lives matter.
02:21:35
I'm okay with that too, as long as it's even across the board.
02:21:39
I mean, the idea is that we do this infinite times.
02:21:42
So we're going to have this conversation again and again and again and again.
02:21:46
No, thankfully we can't remember it.
02:21:49
We proved that that was not
02:21:51
or they haven't proved that that is true.
02:21:55
Right?
02:21:56
I don't think we will
02:21:58
I don't think we will either, because it's not probably not.
02:22:02
It's probably not
02:22:03
the reason I think that is because you can't divide the decisions.
02:22:07
I, I understand the concept of infinite, but like I just did that, you know,
02:22:11
and I don't understand the concept being infinite.
02:22:14
And it's like most people's mind, you think you either did or didn't
02:22:16
do that, but it's every born, every molecule, either does
02:22:20
or isn't or goes every possible space in the space that is allowed.
02:22:24
Do you know what I mean? That's just right.
02:22:26
That's too stupid to be.
02:22:29
I think it's the answer to why there is something as opposed to nothing
02:22:32
is because one of the possibilities is something.
02:22:36
And with nothing, there's no one here to experience it.
02:22:39
So therefore we have infinite some things.
02:22:43
And that's
02:22:45
I mean, if you don't like it to deal with it.
02:22:50
Logic was impeccable, captain.
02:22:52
Thank you. But.
02:22:55
So I got really cold in the in the barn.
02:22:58
So I decided I'll character up and come inside.
02:23:01
So I put my glass under my arm,
02:23:05
went down to pick up my router, spilled
02:23:09
my entire drink, down my arm,
02:23:12
down my phone and onto the router.
02:23:15
This is the case for my phone.
02:23:19
It is all sticky drink and I have no drink left.
02:23:24
How are you guys doing?
02:23:25
That's the worst part of that story.
02:23:27
It was the worst.
02:23:28
It's just everything sucks. No drink left.
02:23:31
What? No.
02:23:32
It was cold
02:23:34
to find kerosene.
02:23:37
So we use these heaters that take a lot of electricity,
02:23:40
get charged up, but then they stay hot forever.
02:23:42
And don't take any electricity. You can even sleep next to them.
02:23:44
The oil filled heaters highly recommend.
02:23:48
50 bucks.
02:23:48
Okay, well, I know a downside is if you have three of them in your house,
02:23:51
you will blow a circuit like they take a lot of juice.
02:23:54
All right, I've got five heaters in the barn right now.
02:23:58
I don't think it's the number of heaters that I'm having trouble.
02:24:01
It's. No, that's.
02:24:01
I'm saying it's the noise.
02:24:02
They make these sound.
02:24:03
Yeah, these things make a tiny bit of noise.
02:24:05
You can sleep next to it, but you can turn it on.
02:24:08
The thermostat comes on when it gets a certain temperature,
02:24:11
warms it up, and the oil stays quietly warm for hours.
02:24:16
Okay, over on that.
02:24:18
Yeah, it's.
02:24:18
But it's you don't have to deal with the oil. It's sealed. It's a seal.
02:24:21
You know, un maintenance or whatever.
02:24:23
It's called maintenance free.
02:24:25
I'm like un maintenance of oil and maintenance of oil.
02:24:28
I like making up words, I guess.
02:24:29
Yeah.
02:24:32
Where is it? It move.
02:24:33
I hit the button
02:24:35
at all. Right.
02:24:37
For the.
02:24:39
You go in for Harry.
02:24:42
Or if you think about it, all words were made up at one point.
02:24:47
They were.
02:24:49
Even if you don't think about it.
02:24:53
You know you can hold opinions.
02:24:55
Recently. We still don't. Oh. Very young. She's brilliant.
02:24:58
We still owe this bitch cheese.
02:25:01
Right on.
02:25:01
This time we need a Sabina bumper.
02:25:03
We just need one. Yeah.
02:25:06
I have a special, special Sabina treat to.
02:25:10
To me. Yeah. You're not alone. So you
02:25:14
eyes also in science.
02:25:15
Oh, dude, I look, I look for the rest.
02:25:18
For your souls.
02:25:19
I know, but yeah.
02:25:22
All right.
02:25:22
So you all do have honorable, worshipful, distinguished majesty.
02:25:28
Cornish him. Allah.
02:25:30
Oh, we do this gesture.
02:25:31
You should upload a series of, just with great looks. I.
02:25:35
Yeah, I
02:25:37
oh, I shorten it y and upload it.
02:25:41
Great day last time.
02:25:42
Same variety.
02:25:45
I want something different.
02:25:47
Fix me horse and Seth.
02:25:49
All right. Oh why I shouldn't never.
02:25:52
Yes your gracious I hate never coming right up.
02:25:57
Yeah. Sorry.
02:25:58
He's had it was variety.
02:25:59
Something different. What?
02:26:01
That's what he said.
02:26:02
Yes. Your most honorable, majestic majesty.
02:26:06
Gracious logic is impeccable.
02:26:08
Captain awesome ever.
02:26:11
Yes, horse.
02:26:12
And that's all.
02:26:15
Dude, shout out to the Foley editor on that, man, I,
02:26:18
I felt that bowl hitting his head.
02:26:21
Children don't self-censor.
02:26:23
But as we get older, we learn to not blurt out everything that pops into our mind.
02:26:28
That's partly because of social norms, and partly because I keep sending strongly
02:26:33
worded emails about microaggressions, but more importantly,
02:26:37
because it's just not useful if you want to
02:26:40
negotiate, you say you can be useful, welcome a new neighbor.
02:26:44
Telling them that they have a big nose isn't going to do much for you.
02:26:48
And so we self-censor all the time.
02:26:51
The term is something voyage Freud,
02:26:53
schadenfreude and
02:26:56
schadenfreude.
02:26:58
People do get joy from other people's telling them they have a big nose.
02:27:02
Some people make a career out of it.
02:27:03
As a comedian, it's not nice, but it sure can be funny.
02:27:07
I disagree.
02:27:08
You've heard about those those weird dudes that are into the chicks that like,
02:27:12
tell them that they have a small cock, even if it's not a small cock?
02:27:15
No, I've heard of that.
02:27:17
I've heard of that.
02:27:18
If there's weird dudes that will will pay like dominatrix type chicks to, like,
02:27:22
tell them they have a small penis, even if their penis is not small.
02:27:27
Oh yeah.
02:27:28
Wait, what?
02:27:29
And they get off on it for whatever reason?
02:27:30
Yeah, it's like a dumb situation, and often for reasons.
02:27:35
But in the past decade, self-censorship has grown
02:27:38
to worrying proportions, and not for good reasons.
02:27:41
A survey among a nationally representative sample in the UK from earlier
02:27:45
this year found that a whopping 76% of respondents
02:27:49
say they have restricted expressing their personal views on YouTube
02:27:54
out of fear of receiving freedom restricting harassment,
02:27:58
which they define as threatening 76 or abusive harassment online
02:28:03
and or offline, which is intended to make people or
02:28:06
institutions censor or self-censor out of fear.
02:28:10
Another survey from the UK Free Speech Team found that 62% of employees
02:28:15
who had undergone diversity training at work say
02:28:19
that they're afraid to say what they really think about this.
02:28:22
The remaining 38% were busy completing their mandatory
02:28:26
how to have Opinion Safely training modules.
02:28:29
It's not just a phenomenon.
02:28:31
A summary of surveys in the US found that the fraction of people who feel
02:28:35
that they can't freely speak their mind has almost tripled in the past 50 years.
02:28:41
A survey among Facebook users
02:28:44
three months ago found that more than half
02:28:47
avoid posting political content at all, and another quarter partially self-censor
02:28:52
their opinions. The rest is your uncle Bob,
02:28:55
who still thinks that all caps is a valid argument.
02:28:58
This also affects scientists, of course.
02:29:01
A rather worrying example of this was recently reported
02:29:05
in the New York Times, a story that has been running in the USA
02:29:08
on the mental health benefits of puberty blockers and transgender children,
02:29:13
found no significant improvements, but the team didn't publish the results,
02:29:18
according to the study leader, a vocal advocate of these treatments.
02:29:22
They didn't publish it because the team don't want the work to be weaponized.
02:29:27
They plan on publishing it eventually, but until then, more children in the US
02:29:32
risk being put on drugs that might, in the long run,
02:29:35
impede the growth, bone structure, or fertility from nothing.
02:29:40
In return.
02:29:41
Scientists are afraid to publish work because they think
02:29:45
it might be controversial and it's not an isolated incident.
02:29:49
The American Foundation for Individual Rights and Expression
02:29:53
has reported
02:29:54
a stunning increase in the attempts to silence scholars for their work,
02:29:58
both from the left and the right, most often for race related topics.
02:30:03
Many of these attempts use petitions like this one from some people
02:30:07
who got offended about a paper that argued that colonialism also has benefits,
02:30:12
and maybe some of you remember Allison Ross junior,
02:30:15
who dared analyze how much women in physics
02:30:18
publish and get cited and found that they don't perform as well as men?
02:30:23
He, too, became the spokesman
02:30:28
and says
02:30:29
you can use numbers to prove any point.
02:30:33
It's kind of the whole
02:30:35
point of my monologue
02:30:37
today to,
02:30:42
okay, how many numbers I like a lot.
02:30:46
Wait for it.
02:30:49
Oh, yeah.
02:30:50
Dewey Decimal system?
02:30:52
Nope. Wait for it.
02:30:55
She no say.
02:30:57
Oh, yeah.
02:30:59
It's normal.
02:31:00
Sabina has a hit.
02:31:01
She's talking to myself, sitting in the corner
02:31:06
with a book
02:31:08
on the phone.
02:31:10
It's a long time
02:31:13
she can.
02:31:15
But I'm not.
02:31:18
Can't see.
02:31:19
You spent the night in the library.
02:31:22
The library?
02:31:24
I did not watch this on purpose.
02:31:26
When I was
02:31:29
up there dancing.
02:31:32
Different. Sure. Funny. Yeah.
02:31:34
Oh, wait. She might have the same shirt underneath.
02:31:36
Now that I think it's. Yeah.
02:31:38
I don't know.
02:31:40
You know, you're just like your heart.
02:31:42
They say he's a nerd.
02:31:44
You're a 1500 square dance.
02:31:47
Sure, he's decidedly weird, but no.
02:31:51
Have you heard
02:31:54
this Stevie Wonder?
02:31:56
I left to came back and found the bottle.
02:31:58
So much better. What happened?
02:32:01
Pretty
02:32:03
strange.
02:32:05
Is that definitely the same shirt?
02:32:08
Yeah, yeah,
02:32:10
I'm in the.
02:32:12
When it's in the street now, if.
02:32:15
Very good
02:32:18
off there.
02:32:20
It is strange.
02:32:24
She drove him to.
02:32:27
Some.
02:32:31
Country community.
02:32:33
There were.
02:32:36
I was always that up my T-shirt.
02:32:40
But I was always Batman.
02:32:43
Batman. You tried.
02:32:44
I was there, for that matter.
02:32:46
But you must be really smart.
02:32:49
I was always put up my bed at night.
02:32:53
Good for
02:32:54
my little crazy.
02:32:56
Really smart.
02:32:58
I was. Always thought I'd look for him.
02:33:01
Fucking and book for
02:33:03
some and more and more.
02:33:04
Like every
02:33:06
strange place you to my left and right.
02:33:13
I don't give a crap about that
02:33:15
when you're not.
02:33:20
In money.
02:33:24
Strange.
02:33:26
And I was the best.
02:33:28
And when my.
02:33:34
Was left to my right.
02:33:38
Excuse me, I just stripping.
02:33:43
Good for him through little fucking book hustle right here.
02:33:46
I mean, but this is not helping anyone or anything.
02:33:52
You got a Ryan?
02:33:54
They're all people who get into helicopter
02:33:57
accidents on accident, man.
02:34:00
Like the terrifying moment this helicopter spiraling,
02:34:03
then crashing in South Florida, killing two people.
02:34:07
What did we say?
02:34:08
An emergency call just brought you up.
02:34:10
Watch the Broward Sheriff's office fire rescue chopper flying with flames
02:34:14
and slow down, wailing behind a pilot calling for help.
02:34:19
That is weird.
02:34:19
That's not because of the way you voted, asshole.
02:34:22
For any runway people to take.
02:34:25
Suddenly the tail breaks midair.
02:34:27
Cindy can't believe I did know for sure.
02:34:29
And plunging in, I took a picture of my ballot.
02:34:31
Even I can't show it because there are people who don't get into leaving.
02:34:35
Helicopter accident.
02:34:36
It sounded like a bomb explosion went off.
02:34:38
Two of the three crew members on board.
02:34:40
That really necessary to save a gaping hole.
02:34:42
A dramatic video showing them crawling on the roof near the burning wreckage.
02:34:47
But authorities say a woman inside that building and Captain Terry
02:34:51
Jackson, who was on board that chopper, were killed.
02:34:54
There was no get out and we lost him.
02:34:57
Jason, the department for 19 years
02:35:00
tonight remembered he was one of those who came
02:35:03
to the rescue club, the type of fear and commitment he had in this community.
02:35:08
Sucked.
02:35:08
Oh, yeah. It's it's after midnight for mine.
02:35:11
Thank you. Thank you for your service. Tonight.
02:35:13
The FAA and NTSB are investigating veteran David.
02:35:18
Thank you for your service.
02:35:19
Thank you for your service, sir.
02:35:20
There are people who get in the helicopter accidents on accident, man.
02:35:26
And that was an accident that was not due to lack of skill.
02:35:30
Oh, I'm a model. Wow. Like runway.
02:35:33
My only man never use the matrix.
02:35:37
Is a system new.
02:35:38
My only fans.
02:35:39
That system is full of degenerates.
02:35:41
When you're inside, you look around. What do you see?
02:35:44
Businessmen, teachers, lawyers,
02:35:47
carpenters with very minds.
02:35:49
The people we're trying to save.
02:35:51
But until we do, these people are still a part of the woke system.
02:35:55
And that makes them our enemies.
02:35:57
Have to understand, most of these people are not ready to pick up
02:36:00
a biology textbook, and many of them are so inert,
02:36:03
so hopelessly dependent on their pronouns that they will fight to protect us.
02:36:10
What are you listening to me, neo?
02:36:12
What were you looking at?
02:36:13
The dude in the red dress.
02:36:14
A dude with again?
02:36:17
Bruise it.
02:36:23
The dude that.
02:36:25
That wasn't a woman.
02:36:26
No, no.
02:36:28
It's another training program designed to teach you one thing.
02:36:32
If you are not one of us, you might marry one of them.
02:36:36
What are they?
02:36:37
Transformers.
02:36:39
They can move in and out of any gender, regardless of their chromosomes.
02:36:44
That means that anyone coming out of the female bathroom
02:36:48
is potentially a ladyboy.
02:36:50
Yeah, inside the matrix,
02:36:52
they can identify as anything,
02:36:54
but in reality, it's just delusion.
02:36:57
We have survived by hiding from them, by running from them.
02:37:00
But they are the dirty parties.
02:37:02
They are guarding all the doors while they are touching all the kids.
02:37:04
Which means that sooner or later someone is going to have to fight them.
02:37:08
Some. I won't lie to you.
02:37:11
Every single man or woman who stood their ground, everyone was fought.
02:37:15
This agenda got canceled.
02:37:17
Where they have failed, you will succeed.
02:37:20
What?
02:37:21
I've seen an agent identify as a concrete wall.
02:37:24
Men have emptied entire clips of them and did nothing but air.
02:37:28
Yet their strength and their speed are still based
02:37:30
in a world that is built on rules because of that.
02:37:33
And they will never be as strong or as fast as you can.
02:37:41
What are you trying to tell me?
02:37:44
That I can dodge lawsuits?
02:37:48
Don't.
02:37:50
If you identify as an innocent human being,
02:37:54
you won't have to.
02:37:59
Identify as an innocent human being.
02:38:04
Well, gee, that was funny in the beginning.
02:38:06
And then it got kind of weird, but.
02:38:08
Okay. Yeah, so does this.
02:38:10
I identify as an innocent human being.
02:38:26
Like gravity.
02:38:28
Very.
02:38:29
I know.
02:38:37
What happened
02:38:39
at Micro?
02:38:40
Whoa!
02:38:42
Look at that.
02:38:45
Holy crap.
02:38:47
Are you kidding me?
02:38:54
Bro. So.
02:38:57
Oh. Oh.
02:39:05
It looks like dark matter.
02:39:11
Check his dick size.
02:39:13
It's micro.
02:39:19
Good bye.
02:39:19
Yeah, people.
02:39:24
Oh, very.
02:39:27
I'm not afraid anymore.
02:39:30
You are cool.
02:39:31
Told me that I fall in love with that man.
02:39:35
Who? I always.
02:39:36
If you can't be very.
02:39:39
Because I love you.
02:39:42
Gary.
02:39:42
You hear me?
02:39:49
Come back to life.
02:39:50
You get.
02:39:54
Now get up, get up.
02:39:56
Oh, oh, no!
02:40:06
Oh, okay. Wow.
02:40:24
It's like gravity.
02:40:28
Okay. Oh!
02:40:44
I will.
02:41:17
I just just a little.
02:41:22
I'm going to come.
02:41:30
I'm gonna come here.
02:41:30
Come on.
02:41:31
Man, in my.
02:41:36
In. Brother's watching, man.
02:41:37
He would have loved that clip.
02:41:39
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
02:41:41
Give me.
02:41:43
Oh, shit.
02:41:43
No no no no no no no no no no no no no
02:41:47
I got a short that.
02:41:48
This is my favorite segment.
02:41:50
Thank you for your comments.
02:41:54
We have a very nice guy.
02:41:55
I assume everyone has down syndrome.
02:41:58
I'm you guys are funny lmao.
02:42:02
Oh what's the extra?
02:42:02
Oh for laughing my ass off out.
02:42:07
But on a real note, it doesn't matter who's president.
02:42:09
It no does matter that affects your life.
02:42:12
It does matter who doesn't matter doesn't matter does it?
02:42:15
Does I know what he said.
02:42:16
That's what he said
02:42:19
does not. But how could you?
02:42:20
How can you interpret that? You guys are funny lmao.
02:42:22
Oh, but on a real note, it doesn't matter who's president.
02:42:25
It does matter who's president barely affect your life.
02:42:29
That affect oh that affect your life.
02:42:31
It does man. Okay, I'm sorry
02:42:32
for people that are listening on the radio or on a future podcast.
02:42:35
Luke WJ are you?
02:42:36
James says you guys are funny all.
02:42:39
But on a real note, it does matter who's president.
02:42:42
They make decisions that affect your life.
02:42:43
That was specifically on something I said.
02:42:45
I would assume because I oh no, you guys said it.
02:42:48
Oh, it was the kid stuff telling me to go, oh yeah, I said, it doesn't matter.
02:42:51
The president did not vote.
02:42:52
I love how Eminem told me to vote, but he was he's supporting the wrong side
02:42:57
in this corner.
02:42:58
143 out with safety glasses and a
02:43:01
will to not just no question, but also his.
02:43:04
And he's known as the kid wise beyond years
02:43:08
and for me to vote, I think I'm gonna have to send in ads and stuff.
02:43:13
Know I don't match them or anything about this and not vote.
02:43:16
I love how Eminem told me to vote, but he was.
02:43:19
He's supporting you. Figure it out. Fine.
02:43:21
But I am going to on the, supper table.
02:43:26
We were at the Dryden Grill.
02:43:30
I'm still.
02:43:31
And it was noisy and dark and he segments inside.
02:43:35
And then we went outside in the street corner, and we recorded another segment
02:43:41
where we went off about how great this guitar player was, but I already did.
02:43:44
I don't think anybody can mime it.
02:43:48
How do I write it that can you mime it?
02:43:52
Like a like a skit?
02:43:53
So yeah.
02:43:54
Yeah, I was like, pulling like you was an invisible rope.
02:43:58
And then I was stuck in a box and I couldn't get through the invisible.
02:44:02
What did you guys talk about?
02:44:04
Pretty, pretty loud. Guitar player
02:44:08
and, you know, he never told me he was going to WWE.
02:44:12
I already said that, but he he's he's probably owned by now, but went into it.
02:44:18
So you got to call. Oh, Jesus.
02:44:21
He won't call in.
02:44:22
You won't call him.
02:44:23
Is there a way he did call in at one time?
02:44:26
When I told him last week
02:44:28
it was drawn, I staring at each other for an hour and a half.
02:44:31
So he didn't even.
02:44:33
He didn't even listen.
02:44:35
And energy.
02:44:36
How about energy for the next week's topic?
02:44:39
When I went to high school, there was, I think three black people.
02:44:43
We do energy.
02:44:44
No, no, no more news.
02:44:46
You need a random number news.
02:44:47
We do need a random number news.
02:44:50
What you got? You got random number news?
02:44:52
No. That's random. Wait, that's random shit.
02:44:55
Internet privacy. You guys rant about internet privacy?
02:44:58
I don't even know what that means.
02:44:59
Very private.
02:45:00
I don't think it's private. Ever.
02:45:02
Ever. Yeah, right.
02:45:03
That's like people that complain about a secret.
02:45:05
You fucking shared my secret?
02:45:07
No, bitch. You did?
02:45:09
Yeah. It was.
02:45:11
Yeah, there's something about, but I don't.
02:45:13
I told you that in confidence. You weren't supposed to.
02:45:15
I mean, I get what they were hoping for, but if you really don't want
02:45:18
a secret shared, the only way to stop a secret,
02:45:20
the only way to be private is to not tell anyone.
02:45:23
Yeah, so that sounds psychotic for me to say, but that's.
02:45:26
Yeah.
02:45:27
As reality of it.
02:45:32
Do we have a random number to.
02:45:38
Yeah.
02:45:40
Hell yeah.
02:45:42
Hell yeah.
02:45:45
Hell yeah.
02:45:50
Thinking thinking back on it, it seems pretty, pretty lackluster.
02:45:55
Yeah.
02:45:55
I lost it. It was, it was.
02:45:58
We got no auditions. The killing was.
02:46:00
We lost. Here we go.
02:46:03
I've heard some some rumors that I have a mullet.
02:46:06
It's not a mullet. I promise.
02:46:08
I do not have a mullet.
02:46:10
I don't want a mullet.
02:46:12
For real.
02:46:13
I'm sure there was a drum roll, but I don't know where the fuck that went.
02:46:17
I there's so much.
02:46:19
Picture the completeness number.
02:46:22
Here we go
02:46:24
over four times to square.
02:46:29
Five.
02:46:30
So the clips get shown tonight.
02:46:32
Not much different. If it was.
02:46:35
Yeah.
02:46:35
The lack of follow through kind of pisses me off.
02:46:39
Not now.
02:46:40
We don't want to know where I am.
02:46:42
Oh, really?
02:46:47
Nancy Pelosi
02:46:48
slams Supreme Court embarrassment to our founders.
02:46:52
Really? Really?
02:46:53
Or is it the final check and balances the last land of the law?
02:46:56
The only way we can change a Supreme Court ruling is a constitutional convention.
02:47:01
So this is this is a this is your politician, people.
02:47:04
She's embarrassed.
02:47:05
She's she's saying that your Supreme Court is an embarrassment to our founders.
02:47:09
Why? Because it blocks your agenda and protects the people.
02:47:12
Or is this an abortion thing?
02:47:15
I can't wait
02:47:17
anybody comments.
02:47:19
They're mad that, that people are voting
02:47:23
to get people in to push certain things.
02:47:27
And they're mad about that, as if that's not what you're supposed to do.
02:47:32
Okay, wait.
02:47:32
There's no sound to this. So we can.
02:47:34
Or is there not a sound?
02:47:36
Yes. So,
02:47:38
That's perfect.
02:47:39
Oh, yeah.
02:47:40
We don't need it. We can you can Muted
02:47:42
do you read I can read this TBD.
02:47:48
Here we go.
02:47:51
Yeah.
02:47:51
Oh we're the I got this one.
02:47:59
Will be the one you know going to play.
02:48:01
So please that they don't prove I.
02:48:10
Think please please please
02:48:13
don't bring me to tears when I'm just in my manga.
02:48:18
So nice. The heartbreak.
02:48:20
I want to spin my hair. You know, this is.
02:48:23
I beg you, don't embarrass me, motherfucker.
02:48:32
Please, please, please.
02:48:36
I think most of us are forever.
02:48:39
Oops.
02:48:42
Now they're teasing me for that song I work today.
02:48:45
Yeah, everyone would.
02:48:47
I know the random number. News goes on.
02:48:49
I don't know what what that had to do with 665. Oh,
02:48:53
I thought that was the number of senators.
02:48:56
But here's the really good news.
02:48:59
The week 11 Texas high school football computer projected for 665.
02:49:04
No lip smacking.
02:49:05
That sounds like it's going to take a while.
02:49:08
Here we go.
02:49:10
Bay View shuttle drivers in San Francisco
02:49:12
joined Teamsters Local 665 and relations for the unions
02:49:17
that are probably completely unnecessary at this point.
02:49:22
Yeah.
02:49:25
Anybody who has to be paid in any shape
02:49:27
or form is just a just another commodity resource.
02:49:31
And I know they hand in the pot in the kitty
02:49:34
stone soup, in the navy stew known in the soup,
02:49:39
you know.
02:49:40
You know what I'm saying? Stone soup.
02:49:42
I knew the Stone soup video was my first, like 4000 view short.
02:49:47
I thought it was your worst thing ever.
02:49:51
Worse than it was like the worst thing ever.
02:49:55
Ever.
02:49:56
I'm sorry.
02:50:00
Oh, God.
02:50:01
Oh my God. Don't even get me started on chips.
02:50:03
These those.
02:50:04
You can't trust them.
02:50:05
They they cast spells, they hang out, they're dirty cast spells.
02:50:10
Yeah. Gypsies do. Absolutely.
02:50:13
You never heard of curse?
02:50:16
This one has a painting. That a brick color?
02:50:18
Me that my girl just lost a day ago.
02:50:22
Like day. Oh.
02:50:28
Oh, right.
02:50:30
Yeah. That real or is that like.
02:50:32
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:50:34
So the same, the same channel had people you could actually go to that
02:50:38
it was a, it was a Oh a photo opportunity spot.
02:50:44
It had her, you know, scan
02:50:46
when you, when you took the picture, did,
02:50:49
I've noticed that the Trump signs are still up around my neighborhood.
02:50:53
And I also noticed some of them are Trump vans.
02:50:56
They're Trump.
02:50:57
And see, I don't oh, I thought they recycle them.
02:51:01
I didn't even know I saw one. Yeah, I saw one.
02:51:03
That was a big one.
02:51:04
I bet a Biden Harris.
02:51:06
But they had spray painted over the Biden.
02:51:07
They just said Harris because they were to like cheaper labor to me.
02:51:10
Dude, if I was running, I'd be like, please, please don't do that.
02:51:14
We will see. Well, I was wondering to do the number.
02:51:16
You get a fucking free sign that I want the election coverage.
02:51:20
And they were reporting how many people had voted for Biden?
02:51:24
No. I was like, he's not funny.
02:51:27
Why are the day after the election if you are, if you still have a sign
02:51:31
that is out, it it will it should be collected.
02:51:35
And the person whose name is on the sign should be charged.
02:51:38
The political affiliation should be charged for that.
02:51:41
So it's when do you get rid of your Christmas tree?
02:51:45
It's defecting.
02:51:46
And that's inside of your house.
02:51:47
There are rules. The proper etiquette is the next day.
02:51:50
But you have you have a little bit of time.
02:51:52
Yeah. You got to have a grace period.
02:51:55
I had 250. I had 240 signs out, dude.
02:51:58
And I didn't have a big PAC or big fucking community.
02:52:01
I had no volunteers.
02:52:02
So me and my kids had to go around and pick up all the signs.
02:52:05
It took us 4 or 5 days. I felt bad,
02:52:09
I did five days.
02:52:10
Good number. What is the way to bring it back?
02:52:12
So numbers?
02:52:13
Yeah. Number one.
02:52:14
And it always comes back to numbers.
02:52:16
It does so it's one is only one.
02:52:18
Number one.
02:52:20
The one thing about Mount Rushmore is they are not ranked one through four.
02:52:25
It is just oh they're not for he's Mount
02:52:28
Rushmore driver named in your numbers fucking Mount Rushmore.
02:52:31
There's literally only one number and all the rest is made up from that one or not.
02:52:34
But Reservoir of numbers, whatever it is, zero, a number
02:52:38
or a lack of numbers, zero is the same.
02:52:41
Mount Rushmore of numbers 16, zero is not six six.
02:52:46
Yeah, four, 20 and 27
02:52:53
187911 maybe.
02:52:56
Yeah. Your own.
02:52:58
I agree with the first one for sure.
02:53:01
10 p.m.
02:53:04
nice lap.
02:53:05
Them a lot of them.
02:53:11
I can't disagree.
02:53:12
He's on my Mount Rushmore of Bible for one one is definitely on mine.
02:53:17
Yeah.
02:53:20
Now, Buck 39, my last IQ test
02:53:25
on the internet. On Facebook.
02:53:26
You took a Facebook?
02:53:27
No, I, I had a buddy doing the psychology degree,
02:53:32
so he had to test me and talk to Buck
02:53:36
39, but I still say that's a little low.
02:53:39
How many fingers
02:53:41
I counted? 12 knuckles.
02:53:44
12. 12 knuckles. Dude, that's like fucking.
02:53:47
That's 12 18in long.
02:53:50
You know, you get a second person in there for the extra extracurricular.
02:53:53
Yeah, I assume that's not consecutive.
02:53:56
Not parallel.
02:53:57
Oh yeah. Right.
02:53:57
Yeah. 12 knuckles. Hold on.
02:53:59
Because you have
02:54:01
that's a deep finger.
02:54:02
Do you think about 4 or 512 knuckles.
02:54:04
And I assure you, are you proud of your knuckles right now
02:54:08
with I, we could probably have that Denver here
02:54:12
it is.
02:54:13
My hand.
02:54:13
Elmore. He doesn't have the right number of knuckles.
02:54:16
Are there two knuckles here.
02:54:18
And then this is not the normal.
02:54:19
Yeah, but Elmore has doesn't work.
02:54:21
Okay. Every time there's a hand.
02:54:24
Every hand. Yeah.
02:54:26
Is it knuckles.
02:54:27
That's the definition of what the word toughness is.
02:54:34
And I want to forget to turn it down.
02:54:36
Oh here
02:54:38
I need
02:54:40
this.
02:54:42
Right.
02:54:42
All right. Is this this is the popular singer. Right.
02:54:44
And why does she sound like she's kind of baby talking?
02:54:47
I mean, father's all right.
02:54:49
Let's celebrate this year.
02:54:52
Coming up
02:54:54
when it mashed it up at price.
02:54:59
Yeah, cuz.
02:55:00
Exactly.
02:55:02
When you find one man
02:55:05
in my own company.
02:55:08
Yeah, that.
02:55:14
We can crack down.
02:55:18
This guy never done that because it's down.
02:55:23
My mom is
02:55:26
down in.
02:55:27
Got to be.
02:55:31
I let go, let me go, let me down,
02:55:35
let me down.
02:55:39
Let me to not let this bitch down.
02:55:42
I hope they don't like down.
02:55:45
You know though
02:55:47
can be somebody rest this much.
02:55:50
He's been let down with
02:55:54
Bledsoe.
02:55:54
Only with us.
02:55:57
I let you go have some dinner.
02:56:00
Don't let me down. I'm like, okay, goodbye.
02:56:03
Yeah. I won't let you down.
02:56:04
But you gotta like, come down
02:56:08
on the road.
02:56:09
They go up the road up
02:56:12
here. Oh.
02:56:29
I. Could be different.
02:56:35
As you guys.
02:56:37
Oh, oh, I can.
02:56:42
Oh, you'll be too much for us.
02:56:46
Oh, I love
02:56:49
oh, oh, yeah.
02:56:55
Don't let her down.
02:56:55
Please, please, please please please don't.
02:57:00
For one night be.
02:57:05
We all love.
02:57:07
Please I'll be great.
02:57:09
Don't bring me Doctor Raw.
02:57:12
One of the greats who went with Alexander and conquer the Persians.
02:57:17
His name was Le Mans.
02:57:19
But Ptolemy first.
02:57:20
So here he goes and carves Egypt out of this Greek empire.
02:57:25
When Alexander the Great dies.
02:57:28
Because he thought Egypt was the best piece of real estate
02:57:30
in Alexander's empire.
02:57:32
And then he found the great library.
02:57:36
The idea behind the Great Library is it'll be the world
02:57:39
repository for information depository.
02:57:42
And what they're going to do
02:57:43
is they're going to bring supplies for every society and every culture.
02:57:46
Yeah. You can put books up there.
02:57:48
Yeah. You're going to invent.
02:57:49
Yeah.
02:57:50
The first thing on Earth you called the museum.
02:57:52
Which one of the buildings at the Great Library?
02:57:56
It was a museum.
02:57:57
For all the latest advanced tech, man, don't shove it in my ass. No,
02:58:02
it's all right.
02:58:03
3400 BC.
02:58:04
Or if you're like me and you reject BCE because it's confusing,
02:58:08
that's 400 years ago.
02:58:11
The class usually goes.
02:58:12
It depends again, Mel, B.C.
02:58:14
is in 5404 hundred.
02:58:18
The class starts in 5400.
02:58:20
Is the history professor 3400.
02:58:22
Believe in BCE.
02:58:23
You like me and you reject BCE because it's confusing.
02:58:27
5400 years ago.
02:58:29
You reject because it depends.
02:58:31
I get confused on the year.
02:58:33
I usually goes to 1648 with the end of the 30 Years War,
02:58:38
which didn't end in 1648.
02:58:40
And I don't think it's this and then this just in.
02:58:44
We can all agree on even a fictitious point.
02:58:47
Yeah.
02:58:48
And branch out dates from there.
02:58:51
Yeah, we have to.
02:58:52
You guys go somewhere.
02:58:53
I'll be able to say it's confusing.
02:58:55
I think we came up with the correct calendar.
02:58:59
Intro to Western Civ
02:59:00
two usually starts with that goes,
02:59:04
you don't change it.
02:59:05
And B, which I've always thought was remarkable
02:59:07
because it shows our biases, the contemporary goals we want
02:59:11
because we want the metric thousand years of history, no matter how long.
02:59:16
400 years ago two oh, I think it is 12 more.
02:59:19
We're going to create that in 66.
02:59:22
Three and could you hold on a pause?
02:59:24
Could you do I get it back down in reverse?
02:59:27
Hey, reject my knuckle theory okay?
02:59:30
Can you I'm still hit this.
02:59:32
Can you do that?
02:59:34
Is there a metric time?
02:59:35
Yeah there is.
02:59:37
I thought I was going to invent it.
02:59:38
I invented half of it and I was like, shit.
02:59:40
Wait, what did I say earlier about that?
02:59:42
We know, right?
02:59:43
If 24.3 write it when you come up with a band name.
02:59:46
What did I say you should do? Check.
02:59:49
So if you come up with the most brilliant
02:59:50
ID you've ever thought, you've had it on the planet right
02:59:53
before you waste a moment on it, do the same thing right?
02:59:57
There's already metric time.
02:59:59
I want to say.
03:00:00
I even started doing it around our time.
03:00:02
I was like, oh man, I'm going to make it because I'm a base ten person.
03:00:05
It'd be much easier to divide it by ten months or in ten, right?
03:00:09
Or not. 10s.
03:00:10
But whatever. I just just start dividing it.
03:00:13
That's how it works out.
03:00:15
Fractions? Yep.
03:00:16
Somebody sure the fuck already did.
03:00:17
Why we're not using it.
03:00:19
I don't know, right?
03:00:22
I know fucking right.
03:00:25
It it it it it now I know it's knuckles.
03:00:29
It's knuckle which is what we call our running backs for the Detroit
03:00:33
Sonic and one whole hand and then one knuckle and one other hand.
03:00:36
That's 15 knuckles. If you're counting each individual.
03:00:39
See what I can?
03:00:40
Oh, no. No, the thumb one doesn't count.
03:00:42
You're using your thumb.
03:00:43
The point to the thumb is just two.
03:00:45
Yeah, four times three and four times three, two
03:00:48
three, four times three is how it works.
03:00:51
Yeah. Change it in for.
03:00:53
And every time there's a bend there's two on your thumb.
03:00:55
Three on every other finger.
03:00:57
So 14 base 14.
03:00:59
Yeah.
03:00:59
And then you would need one
03:01:01
on one other finger in order to get 15 up your ass is what we'll said earlier.
03:01:06
Oh my God.
03:01:07
We're that you would incorporate that second hand.
03:01:09
Just have one extra knuckle.
03:01:11
It seems kind of like a waste.
03:01:14
So all I'm saying.
03:01:17
Please, please please please
03:01:21
give me more than just one extra knuckle.
03:01:24
The Sumerians invented the sex, sex, orgasm.
03:01:30
Sex it.
03:01:30
Well, how do you say that word? Right there?
03:01:32
It sounds like basics.
03:01:35
Basics?
03:01:36
The base city.
03:01:39
Bay City rollers.
03:01:42
The second is the base unit.
03:01:45
Oh that's great, that's great.
03:01:51
Base unit.
03:01:52
So. And then then you.
03:01:54
So you have one tenth of a day.
03:01:55
One 1/100 of a day, 1/1000 of a day.
03:01:58
All the taco Bell,
03:02:01
1/100,000 of a day
03:02:03
or other divisions of a day, such as 1/20 or one four.
03:02:06
Temperatures have all been proposed.
03:02:09
And everyone said, you want me to do what?
03:02:11
And they said, fuck off.
03:02:13
Plus, the time is all synchronized with GPS.
03:02:17
The all that was such a connection with you said with the fucking time
03:02:19
and minutes. Damn, why didn't I think of that?
03:02:21
Yeah.
03:02:22
GPS is synchronized more with time than with
03:02:25
you know, if the time wasn't exact, it wouldn't know where the fuck we were.
03:02:28
Right?
03:02:31
Yeah.
03:02:32
It's measuring like nanoseconds.
03:02:34
Shouldn't I have? Technically.
03:02:35
So what? Would know when you wouldn't know when we.
03:02:37
When when we were not when we where we are.
03:02:40
I don't know when I am now it's really just earth time, right?
03:02:45
Earth time.
03:02:47
No, now time is different.
03:02:48
The satellites aren't even in Earth time
03:02:50
because it's a slight that millisecond off.
03:02:52
Because it's that farther up. Yeah.
03:02:53
That's why they're they have to calculate within a nanosecond calculated.
03:02:58
But then once we start calculating stuff, they're also
03:03:01
the next thing you know, we're self-censoring.
03:03:03
We can't even say so much faster.
03:03:05
Oh it's so ridiculous.
03:03:06
We can't say certain numbers like six, six, six gets banned.
03:03:09
It's because it's so religious.
03:03:11
I mean, it used to be banned.
03:03:12
I'm sure all little kids don't start with selves at all.
03:03:15
As you grow up, you learn to not say everything that flies into your head,
03:03:21
so they keep, you know, oh, social norm
03:03:25
and eventually fagot, you should be silent.
03:03:30
There are situations in which you should shut up.
03:03:35
I love that that looks like my vehicle.
03:03:37
And it's a flag finally for me.
03:03:40
Zoom into pictures.
03:03:41
It rants model
03:03:45
as a flag, rants.
03:03:49
And it looks just like my that's my vehicle.
03:03:53
So I saw that license plate while I was driving around.
03:03:57
Okay, wait.
03:03:59
No way before you picked it.
03:04:00
They would have been cool if you picked numbers and then I had,
03:04:03
I would have been like, Holy shit, if I had, if I had a real picture of it
03:04:06
for number, I mean, well, okay, how did coincidences work?
03:04:08
Here's here's a coincidence for you.
03:04:10
I got a text message last Thursday from an ex coworker that I haven't worked
03:04:15
with for 14 months, and we me think, man, I need to go visit those guys.
03:04:21
My boss said, once you get your 40 hours, you know you don't have to work.
03:04:26
So I said, what if I hit a Thursday
03:04:29
and said, then you don't have to come in Friday and said so.
03:04:32
So I worked until I got my 40 hours on Thursday,
03:04:36
punched out for the weekend and drove off into the sunset.
03:04:39
Well, I woke up early Friday morning.
03:04:42
You know what?
03:04:44
I'm not doing anything.
03:04:45
I'm going to go see my old coworkers.
03:04:47
I drove all the way down to the Snapple Warehouse in Detroit,
03:04:51
just hired everybody, and I brought
03:04:53
a big, Tupperware full of brownies, and, and I passed those out,
03:04:59
and it was really cool seeing the old gang.
03:05:03
So I get home
03:05:05
doing some yard work, playing with dogs.
03:05:07
I phone ring an old coworker.
03:05:11
I was like, strange.
03:05:12
They probably told him that I was there, made
03:05:15
to think of me, made them think of me.
03:05:18
And so I, I, I answered,
03:05:21
and I was cast into a group call with my whole old team
03:05:26
that, like, not the driver side, but the sales side, like the,
03:05:30
the guys that I in the area that I used to work
03:05:34
and, I said, call yourselves a team.
03:05:37
What are the odds
03:05:39
that or two months after I stop working at a place,
03:05:43
the day I go to the warehouse, I also get,
03:05:49
called in on a conference call with my old crew
03:05:53
ahead of the 12, 64.
03:05:55
Were they alerted when you were there, though?
03:05:57
I mean, it sounds like that, I know.
03:05:59
No, this is a totally different groups.
03:06:02
Those my original old group
03:06:05
and I went to see my the the other side of the business,
03:06:09
the delivery side and then get home hours later, sales reps called me.
03:06:16
So I said, okay, I know what's going on here.
03:06:18
You talk to, you know, someone in the warehouse and they told you
03:06:22
that I was there and they said, no,
03:06:25
we did not know that you visited today.
03:06:28
So the first time in 14 months I visit and get a phone call.
03:06:35
Both was crazy.
03:06:36
How's that possible?
03:06:38
I can't believe it.
03:06:39
And I stepping all over the the baby in Georgia.
03:06:42
I'm sorry, guys, as bugs. So.
03:06:44
No, you don't have to do that, okay?
03:06:46
But please, please, please don't go.
03:06:48
Please, please, please don't prove I'm right.
03:06:53
I'm pretty sure.
03:06:55
I'm pretty sure that they say.
03:07:00
They heard.
03:07:01
They definitely heard.
03:07:05
Okay, bye.
03:07:06
As above. So below. What you think?
03:07:08
I think
03:07:09
there are no coincidence.
03:07:13
They're completely fucking with you.
03:07:18
I'm not sure how to compete with that.
03:07:26
You have to go
03:07:28
back.
03:07:57
Oh three.
03:07:58
I'm. No. I'm here.
03:08:00
I've been on the Brady and Draw show more than Brady has this month.
03:08:06
What?
03:08:07
I have been on the Brady and Draw Show more than Brady has this month.
03:08:14
For the month of November.
03:08:15
I have loved more Brady and more show time than Brady.
03:08:19
What a fuck.
03:08:20
Starts a conversation like that.
03:08:25
Yeah, my wife said
03:08:27
you haven't listened to a word I've said, have you?
03:08:30
And I thought, man, that's a weird way to start your conversation.
03:08:33
Hey, you ever accidentally masturbate to young pictures of your mom?
03:08:37
What a fuck starts a conversation like that?
03:08:39
I just sat down.
03:08:44
I just said, that's hilarious.
03:08:47
Or just sat down.
03:08:49
What? What?
03:08:51
That is really bizarre.
03:08:53
And it is really bizarre.
03:08:56
Do you have the line where he says he's
03:08:58
coming out gay or whatever the hell it was?
03:09:00
Yeah.
03:09:01
I haven't heard that one ever since he said it.
03:09:05
Live.
03:09:06
What?
03:09:11
I'll get a good drop out of the kid
03:09:13
as soon as I have a video program that works.
03:09:16
So what is all the program?
03:09:18
I've heard that before.
03:09:21
I love the fair so much.
03:09:30
He's like me.
03:09:31
I can't tell if he's being sarcastic.
03:09:34
He does love them or. No, he loves you.
03:09:36
So I'm doing the whole cooking with the girls Asmr on my.
03:09:41
Oh this is funny.
03:09:47
Yeah.
03:09:47
Okay.
03:09:47
So I'm doing a full cooking with the girls Asmr to make those.
03:09:54
I'm for prudence.
03:09:55
I am for for her. Anyways.
03:09:58
And I'll pay for the whole I love the commitment.
03:10:00
Yeah,
03:10:02
I think it's the sound effect.
03:10:04
Oh no way, man. Lick the bowl just right.
03:10:07
Yeah. Look at look at it.
03:10:08
It scares the shit out of her when it hits full.
03:10:11
Cooking with the girls, Asmr on my bed.
03:10:14
She tries not to flinch, but her eyes do because she's like, I can't believe I
03:10:17
really just did this.
03:10:20
Yeah,
03:10:20
okay, so I start cooking with the girls Asmr.
03:10:24
Like, I just want to see, like, a lot of what are you referring to?
03:10:28
Her boobs as the girl?
03:10:31
Yeah.
03:10:31
Okay, so I'm doing a full cooking with the girls
03:10:35
over the that check
03:10:39
this, pause it was.
03:10:40
She's grabbing her own teddy, this puzzle, and she's grabbing her own teddy.
03:10:46
Yeah, I she's a way better looking right.
03:10:49
Yeah.
03:10:50
There we go. Yeah. Oh yeah.
03:10:52
There we go.
03:10:53
That could be the thumbnail for this.
03:10:55
What do you think she wants in that cup.
03:10:59
Your semen.
03:10:59
Oh my goodness.
03:11:01
I'm going to come with your penis on this plate Donald.
03:11:05
You can't pay her to shut up.
03:11:07
You tried that
03:11:09
didn't work,
03:11:11
you know.
03:11:12
Did you see that too?
03:11:13
Okay, okay, well, this is what I wanted to say.
03:11:15
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
03:11:19
If it wasn't a political persecution of Trump,
03:11:22
then how can they possibly rationalize dropping it the day after the election?
03:11:30
Can anybody explain that, please?
03:11:32
Look, it I don't I don't know if there.
03:11:38
Can't watch.
03:11:39
I'm only listen to me because I have to concentrate on work.
03:11:42
You're not.
03:11:43
We'll try to explain.
03:11:43
You're just seeing. We'll try to explain everything.
03:11:46
Yeah. You're missing Gary's bald head.
03:11:47
And the, TikTok video was about a woman
03:11:51
cooking with a bowl hanging under her big, giant bosom.
03:11:54
Oh, yes.
03:11:54
And was actually holding the bowl with her titty.
03:11:57
Then there was a very fit woman with barely any tits.
03:12:00
Jokingly tried to put the bowl under her tit, and it fell and crashed to the ground
03:12:05
floor.
03:12:06
She was inside.
03:12:07
The ground is outside.
03:12:09
The floor is inside. Words have meanings.
03:12:13
Do they were.
03:12:13
You're inside. Does it have to be different, though?
03:12:15
Does it really have to be different?
03:12:17
No. You're not, you're not in the bone.
03:12:19
It didn't until it was like
03:12:23
somebody smarter or stupider or more specific
03:12:25
than you could come along and say, well, you're saying floor.
03:12:27
If it was a suspended floor with a concrete floor with a tile floor,
03:12:31
I suppose.
03:12:32
I suppose I didn't say ceiling.
03:12:36
Right. Yeah.
03:12:37
It crashed into the wall.
03:12:41
It definitely hit the ground.
03:12:43
It hit her ground.
03:12:44
There are people that tried after accidents on accident, man.
03:12:49
But there's a specific wire that makes that ground the same as the ground.
03:12:53
And an accident is not a thing on purpose is a thing.
03:12:58
If a house is grounded when you're standing on it, you're standing on ground.
03:13:03
No, no, no.
03:13:04
Hell, you get into a helicopter. It's on purpose.
03:13:07
I think you need to look up the what the word floor means.
03:13:10
I think the floor or is the you term
03:13:13
you ground is just wrong.
03:13:16
He added the word floor and now he's saying you need to look up the word floor.
03:13:19
No. Why?
03:13:19
Because I said ground.
03:13:20
I'm still arguing the fact that ground was acceptable.
03:13:24
No. And it's wrong.
03:13:26
It is not correct.
03:13:28
It missed the ground floor, argues the word ground has multiple meanings.
03:13:33
Yeah, yeah.
03:13:35
Oh, yeah.
03:13:35
Electrical ground did that. That did it.
03:13:38
Yeah. She's standing on the grave. She's standing on ground.
03:13:41
No, no she's not.
03:13:43
That qualifies the house is grounded. She's standing on ground.
03:13:46
No. Grounded.
03:13:47
Wrong.
03:13:48
Interesting. Incorrect.
03:13:51
She's not down by close tag.
03:13:53
This is most of all, the way this works.
03:13:55
Neither one of us can decide if it's correct.
03:13:58
Yeah, I can foul.
03:14:00
Let's call our own fouls foul.
03:14:02
All right.
03:14:03
No foul on the play.
03:14:06
What about you know what?
03:14:07
You're ejected.
03:14:10
Let me.
03:14:10
Jack, what's so silly?
03:14:14
I'm still trying to find ground.
03:14:16
I assume everyone has down syndrome surfaced.
03:14:20
Every branch got ejected for the helmet to helmet.
03:14:25
It simply doesn't help.
03:14:27
That figured suck.
03:14:30
We almost literally.
03:14:31
What I'm saying is you're wrong.
03:14:34
And by almost lost, I mean one by one.
03:14:37
That's not true. This is the way to find it.
03:14:40
The ground is the surface of the earth that you stand on when you walk,
03:14:44
climb outside, land a plane, and you don't go on a plane.
03:14:48
Why would they add the,
03:14:50
ground plane or a helicopter?
03:14:54
Ground control to major?
03:14:57
The ground can also refer to the solid base or foundation
03:15:00
of a building or other structure, base foundation under the floor.
03:15:05
No, it doesn't say under the floor.
03:15:06
No, I'm telling you.
03:15:09
That's why I tell you.
03:15:10
Here, Gary, the law would be the operative word
03:15:16
when you drop something, when you're inside.
03:15:19
All right, I'm convinced.
03:15:20
I don't think you said that right?
03:15:21
That you're wrong.
03:15:23
I agree with you.
03:15:25
But then we both be. No, no, I'm not wrong.
03:15:28
Yeah, I'm certain of it.
03:15:33
Well, then I guess we will have to agree to disagree.
03:15:36
No. Which one of us is going to have to agree to me?
03:15:39
I agree with you, but we'd both be wrong.
03:15:42
I agree with you. But we're both wrong.
03:15:43
What if I use the word surface? Is that acceptable?
03:15:48
It's a little too vague in general.
03:15:51
For what?
03:15:52
Brother was asking.
03:15:54
It hit surface.
03:15:56
Oh, yeah.
03:15:57
You surface.
03:15:58
You're brother.
03:15:58
Welcome, brother, for explaining a video.
03:16:01
I hope you understood what I meant when she dropped the ball on the ground.
03:16:05
But if I.
03:16:06
If you had any impression that she was outside,
03:16:08
which I understand now, after being completely
03:16:13
scolded, chastised. No. Even.
03:16:15
Yeah, yeah. Berated even.
03:16:19
Maybe. Maybe not.
03:16:21
I never did.
03:16:21
Anyway, if in any way you thought she was outside
03:16:24
and you were unable to grasp any of that, then I apologize.
03:16:27
Yeah, you're unclear with your, explanation
03:16:30
because you use the terms that we're not fitting the situation.
03:16:36
He's a well-spoken, well-mannered.
03:16:39
He's like a polite guy.
03:16:41
Yeah.
03:16:44
I know I do not.
03:16:47
All right.
03:16:48
Are you guys going to do your show or what?
03:16:49
As above. So below. Excuse me.
03:16:51
Which one of you lost your mind?
03:16:53
Or what is the media run wild, brother?
03:16:57
What are you going to do when Donald Trump and all of Trump
03:17:02
maniacs run wild on you, brother,
03:17:06
or what is just a slam way of saying or not, or what?
03:17:10
Or no, it's like I am only one man,
03:17:16
I for them.
03:17:17
Please, please give me a chance to come back on
03:17:21
prove I'm right.
03:17:28
Mr. Brady and Rochelle Brady and George
03:17:32
Geary, as above and so below.
03:17:35
Because he's so close. Lady.
03:17:37
And for sure, we're doing it our way.
03:17:41
We're gonna make it make our dreams come true.
03:17:44
Brady.
03:17:45
And your show with Brady and draw.
03:17:48
It's their show now, Brady.
03:17:50
Draw, baby please, please, please
03:17:56
don't prove I'm like what she's saying.
03:18:01
And please, please, please
03:18:05
don't bring me to tears when I'm just in my mind.
03:18:09
But tonight it's hard. Break is one thing.
03:18:12
My goals another I beg you, don't
03:18:16
embarrass me, motherfucker.
03:18:23
Please, please, please,
03:18:28
I shouldn't, you think.
03:18:31
Maybe just stay inside.
03:18:32
I know you're craving some fresh air, but.
03:18:36
But I said she's got a new hit.
03:18:39
That's number two on the charts right now.
03:18:41
Is it called?
03:18:43
I don't care.
03:18:46
That was your thing.
03:18:47
It's so similar. Dude, she ends up in similar.
03:18:50
She ends up in the back of a police car fucking with another guy.
03:18:52
Don't don't don't.
03:18:56
She has a formula.
03:18:57
It works for her, though.
03:18:59
Speaking of formulas, here's somebody that, reveres women,
03:19:01
and I just want to share.
03:19:02
This is like, the only thing that I didn't really get to. Who reveres women.
03:19:05
When I was little,
03:19:06
I saw Cyndi Lauper and I would watch TV and under the ironing board
03:19:12
while my mother had Lucci on, and then the 10:00 movies, 10 a.m.
03:19:19
the old movies, the ladies with the big hats.
03:19:21
You know, I wanted to be one of them.
03:19:23
And Judy Garland, I loved her. Judy Garland, she sang.
03:19:26
That's what I was looking for, and that's what I want to get to.
03:19:30
Okay.
03:19:31
Whoops.
03:19:33
So there's you.
03:19:37
Oh, no.
03:19:38
We were doing here.
03:19:39
This is Judy Garland.
03:19:44
This is what she's talking about?
03:19:48
Yes. So she's a, nowadays
03:19:50
she's an advocate, an ally, if you will, for equal rights.
03:19:55
Judy Garland, or.
03:19:56
This was less.
03:19:58
Oh, there's no audio.
03:19:59
There's no audio.
03:20:00
No, it doesn't matter.
03:20:01
The lips are in the same boat.
03:20:03
I know it matters.
03:20:06
All the
03:20:08
it certainly matters.
03:20:10
The song is just so perfect.
03:20:12
It's too perfect. The.
03:20:16
Please, please, please.
03:20:19
Now, come to think of it, pop music has come really far.
03:20:22
They're actually letting go for one drum.
03:20:29
Mode.
03:20:32
Sweet cherry.
03:20:35
Come in for the carry me.
03:20:42
Swing low.
03:20:47
Sweet.
03:20:48
Anybody who just may be watching me be listening and not watching.
03:20:55
This is Judy Garland.
03:20:56
Less than a year before Wizard of Oz motor cars full black.
03:21:00
Not just black. Whole.
03:21:03
Not just black.
03:21:04
I will never
03:21:06
the commitment in the double click on it to emphasize it.
03:21:09
If you look she has black arms, black fingers.
03:21:12
I will never say enough for be sure she has my.
03:21:17
I'm scared of that when the cold and pain is used to let me speak.
03:21:22
Don't you know quality remains dried up creek.
03:21:25
Come on and carry me.
03:21:29
So la la la la la
03:21:33
la la la la la la la la.
03:21:37
So I swear to God I cannot have law and order and niggers too.
03:21:41
I thought why?
03:21:42
I thought it was fake, but no, that is real.
03:21:46
That is so weird.
03:21:50
Like why is everything
03:21:53
19 when was that? 1940?
03:21:54
Why would they do that?
03:21:57
I put the air on it to emphasize it's nigga.
03:22:04
Yeah, yeah yeah.
03:22:06
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03:22:19
three, four, three, five, three, six, 27, 28, 29,
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03:22:28
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03:22:32
50, 51, 52, 53, 54, 55, 50.
03:22:38
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03:22:40
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03:22:44
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03:22:47
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03:22:52
89, 90, 91, 92, 93, 94, 95,
03:22:55
96, 97, 98, 91. It.
03:22:58
Yeah, that's the 100.
03:23:00
Yeah. Back the 100.
03:23:02
Yeah, yeah
03:23:04
yeah that bet.
03:23:06
Yeah.
03:23:07
If I look back, we've got Marshall Pope with us this morning.
03:23:09
He's an author.
03:23:10
He's a good rapper. Yeah.
03:23:12
And a poet. And he's back today.
03:23:14
You may recall a couple of years ago, he went viral right here to me,
03:23:17
as long as you're saying something, you can rap.
03:23:19
And he started his own mission.
03:23:20
And now you've written six books, right?
03:23:23
You did have four when you first came on. Yeah, four.
03:23:25
So you've added two more like Faith and teardrop inspiration.
03:23:29
So tell us about is this a new one or is this the same one again?
03:23:32
Oh, I is different.
03:23:33
Churches have been going to nursing home.
03:23:36
Oh so been going to women battered shelters.
03:23:38
Just trying to learn my support.
03:23:40
Recite know pillow proof first name.
03:23:43
This is not fitting.
03:23:44
In truth, God is the author and I am the writer.
03:23:47
I am the hair to a righteous claim.
03:23:49
I am the Son of God. And my father told me with.
03:23:52
So when I asked who you are, you tell me is power you oh, that I
03:23:56
trigger the gun with some safety.
03:23:58
I never had my gun say that book.
03:24:01
Ask with Christ for you.
03:24:03
The crown from the King of keys.
03:24:04
Call me the broken rose.
03:24:05
The angel with no glasses.
03:24:08
But now I do.
03:24:09
Okay, that's for us.
03:24:10
Yeah. Just did a poem of yours.
03:24:12
Do you have another rap today?
03:24:15
I do okay.
03:24:18
I learned a valuable lesson through all the chaos and blessed.
03:24:20
But now I walk with God.
03:24:21
So don't continue to test with the passive aggression. It's gone.
03:24:23
But the passion of a thug remains
03:24:25
that you can never take away what God told me to claim.
03:24:27
So respect the crown from the King of all keys.
03:24:29
Call me a broken rose. The angel with no wings.
03:24:32
And I can tell the bloom keep growing in time.
03:24:34
You might have own the moment.
03:24:35
But it's years, man. So watch me shine.
03:24:37
Keep doing my thing. When my mission is done.
03:24:40
Take me to the king.
03:24:40
For we end the show and say our goodbyes.
03:24:42
One thing I got to ask yo m years ago.
03:24:46
Years ago I la.
03:24:48
Yes we are alive and that's awesome.
03:24:51
And you really did take that moment and you made something good
03:24:55
come out of it, right?
03:24:56
Right.
03:24:57
It's the only time with this view that I've been known all around the world.
03:25:00
I've been getting a lot of emails from different
03:25:03
people saying how much they support me and how much, you know,
03:25:07
how much years ago.
03:25:11
Marshall
03:25:12
Pope is a rapper turned spoken word artist.
03:25:15
Please welcome to the show. Good morning.
03:25:17
I'm doing well.
03:25:19
So tell me, why the change from rapping to spoken word?
03:25:23
Because it's basically the same thing.
03:25:25
You know, I dealing with words for the Bible.
03:25:29
It says in the Bible, first there was word in the book of Genesis.
03:25:34
And so we live our lives based on that book, which is the Bible.
03:25:40
And I felt like right now I could actually help some ones that need help first.
03:25:45
First spoken word, written word.
03:25:48
Dude, what were some of your other poems?
03:25:51
Your poetry.
03:25:52
Right.
03:25:52
You, go through it in a book.
03:25:54
You actually have three books here, right?
03:25:56
Tell us about each one.
03:25:58
We're looking at invisible shackles here.
03:26:00
First, invisible shackle is a guy here, young African-Americans
03:26:04
to lead them away from activities inside our community.
03:26:09
And who am I?
03:26:11
Is my life story from high trans transition from being a rapper to author.
03:26:16
And you've also, turn this into a screenplay, right?
03:26:19
Right.
03:26:20
And, have you been able to sell the script yet?
03:26:23
So any questions that I can come up with and the last one,
03:26:27
the struggles of Love, is is a poetry book of intimate poems I read.
03:26:31
Right? I tried calling you. I couldn't hear you. So.
03:26:33
So really, that at that age, when was you were already doing poems and stuff?
03:26:38
What your friends think about that?
03:26:40
I think it's a great segue to me to actually write going to be
03:26:45
that's why I changed my poems into raps, and that's how I started rapping.
03:26:50
Okay, but now you're back to spoken word.
03:26:52
Yeah. Which all of it.
03:26:52
There's an art to it.
03:26:54
But, what's the what is the difference?
03:26:59
To, draws you more to spoken word now
03:27:02
is basically I still write poems based off of my raps.
03:27:08
Yeah.
03:27:09
Right. Yeah. So I was really smart.
03:27:11
You want you wanted with children to be able to reconcile.
03:27:13
And so what was for how many of them boys.
03:27:20
What do you hope you'll take away from all this.
03:27:22
Seeing the sensitive side of dad. Oh be a take away.
03:27:25
You can see this guy.
03:27:26
What I used to be to the person I am now.
03:27:29
And how did you used to be?
03:27:31
I used to be a rough, angry young man.
03:27:33
So what song was there?
03:27:34
What changed in your life?
03:27:36
What changed in my life?
03:27:38
Basically start having kids.
03:27:39
And I wanted to set a better example for them.
03:27:43
Yeah,
03:27:44
for being a better man
03:27:46
inside their life to help lead them to where they need to be.
03:27:50
And I'm sure your wife appreciates that.
03:27:52
Yeah, she loves that.
03:27:53
So, you're going to do a spoken word for.
03:27:56
Yeah. Yeah.
03:27:59
Right.
03:27:59
Well, well, you.
03:28:02
Did you want to try to read something from your book?
03:28:04
Yeah. Okay.
03:28:05
He says he whispers years ago.
03:28:08
Word for us now.
03:28:09
All right. Here. That right.
03:28:11
We're going to do a spoken word for us now, right?
03:28:13
Right.
03:28:16
Did you want to try?
03:28:19
To. I don't like people that say the subtext shit out loud.
03:28:23
That's worth the lump.
03:28:24
You want to try to compose?
03:28:25
I'm pretty sure everyone else is doing that to book.
03:28:27
Yeah. Now. Right.
03:28:28
Right. In his head, he's like. He's like, God. Okay.
03:28:30
Yeah. This is it. Got each other?
03:28:32
Yeah, yeah. Okay, here we go.
03:28:37
Did you want to try to read something?
03:28:38
Oh, they edit it.
03:28:40
Let's do one for like you're going to do a spoken word for us now, right?
03:28:43
Right.
03:28:46
Do you want to try to read something from your book?
03:28:48
Yeah. Yeah. Okay.
03:28:49
Let's do
03:28:51
what?
03:28:55
They edit it, edit, edited it out.
03:28:58
That's too many.
03:28:59
Did you put too many did.
03:29:01
Oh, they do that.
03:29:04
Did he. Did.
03:29:06
So you guys, just disappeared.
03:29:09
We lost the feed from everyone.
03:29:10
That must be my fault.
03:29:11
Am I on?
03:29:15
I'm just going to just
03:29:15
talk about the squirrel.
03:29:19
Did we lose the whole show, or do we just lose?
03:29:21
Draw?
03:29:27
All the time.
03:29:28
Still going. So I assume the show is still going.
03:29:30
Ryan, can you still hear me?
03:29:32
Is it still going? Are you totally cut out
03:29:36
your video feed and your.
03:29:40
Camera feed is just circling.
03:29:45
And they're gone.
03:29:46
So last week they were talking about,
03:29:50
the squirrel. Peanut?
03:29:51
The squirrel.
03:29:53
I didn't I seriously don't watch the show, but I don't.
03:29:56
I heard a bit about it,
03:29:57
so I don't know if they actually mentioned the whole porn part.
03:30:02
If I can find the actual story
03:30:04
behind poor peanut.
03:30:08
It's said that they did take the squirrel, but they made it sound like that
03:30:11
this was it in New York made it sound like the state of New York. The
03:30:15
whoever investigates that sort of thing.
03:30:17
It was the animal people and they or the FBI,
03:30:19
and they raided for the squirrel and the raccoon
03:30:22
because he was holding them,
03:30:25
or he was having an animal sanctuary illegally.
03:30:28
But it wasn't. He was into porn.
03:30:31
He had a porn channel that he let
03:30:35
it was supposed to tie it in to, to the other.
03:30:38
But anyways, yeah, he did.
03:30:41
Him and his wife and other people apparently do porn on their only fans,
03:30:44
and in a in New York it's completely illegal
03:30:48
to film porn without having it go through the.
03:30:52
There's some kind of a law that you have to follow and register
03:30:55
and do it right, and they didn't do it the right way.
03:30:56
So they had an illegal porn operation going in their house.
03:30:59
It was not peanut.
03:31:00
Peanut was just collateral damage
03:31:03
for the,
03:31:06
one more time.
03:31:07
Animal porn.
03:31:10
So these reality
03:31:13
they they there is some of that too.
03:31:16
Okay. I would have got to that.
03:31:17
I was getting to that.
03:31:18
They're not actually like, you know penetrating this.
03:31:21
Please don't tell me it's because please, please, please.
03:31:29
And it is,
03:31:34
the animal.
03:31:34
Please, please, please.
03:31:39
But yeah, I don't
03:31:41
I don't maybe not, but they were close to it or close by.
03:31:46
Well, yeah, I'm sure they're having all around,
03:31:48
but I touch the cock once or twice.
03:31:50
I'm sure a little squirrel, And the. You.
03:31:52
He touched my hard cock.
03:31:56
Sure.
03:31:56
Oh, look, he's going for my nut.
03:31:58
But, It's surreal.
03:32:00
So you guys showed you guys showed this animal, touched so many people,
03:32:04
and where it was connected, it was, so sad.
03:32:08
But then here it is.
03:32:10
I look like I've been in the military, but probably haven't,
03:32:13
but, Shit, that wasn't the story about the porn.
03:32:16
Where's the porn does you love those guys that they look like
03:32:19
they've been in the military, and you almost want to thank them
03:32:21
for their service, but they actually were never in the military.
03:32:25
They just.
03:32:25
They just like that.
03:32:26
Look. Yeah. If you actually were in the military, though.
03:32:28
Thank you for your service, Veterans Day. Yeah.
03:32:30
But there are some people that just like that look and there it's almost.
03:32:34
So I just want to make sure they're all quietly like,
03:32:39
what's that
03:32:40
like? Almost like stolen Valor.
03:32:42
Without saying it, you.
03:32:46
The,
03:32:47
Did you guys, just after doing the whole sob story of the poor peanut,
03:32:51
just you did mention, though, that they were there for, like,
03:32:54
for being they were in his house for porn.
03:32:58
Just regular old porn, which I think is pretty stiff.
03:33:00
But still, you're breaking the law.
03:33:01
You're breaking the law, but you're
03:33:04
porn is breaking the law in New York.
03:33:07
Yeah.
03:33:08
You're not allowed to make porn.
03:33:09
You're not. If you make kidding me, there's.
03:33:11
You have any OnlyFans models are based out of New York.
03:33:15
If they're not registered in the certain.
03:33:17
Basically, you got to make sure that you're of age
03:33:19
and you're not being held captive and follow these rules for protection
03:33:22
under age. Porn.
03:33:24
And if you don't follow those rules, it's not legal porn.
03:33:27
Are you saying he's doing underage porn? Is that what you're saying?
03:33:29
No, he's doing porn with his wife and other people.
03:33:32
Underage.
03:33:33
Similar to our story earlier.
03:33:35
Although she's not drugged as she's. She's actually aware of it.
03:33:40
But it's underage.
03:33:42
No, no.
03:33:43
Keep stop adding.
03:33:44
No, that's not that's not it.
03:33:46
No. Please please please please.
03:33:53
But see, it gets closer
03:33:55
and closer though, where they see their
03:33:58
I don't know what they're going to start doing with that squirrel after you got to.
03:34:01
This is ridiculous.
03:34:02
But,
03:34:05
it gets weird.
03:34:07
Look, I know I was elbow deep.
03:34:09
Look, that's the worst picture ever.
03:34:10
You can see the squirrels, poor little penis or whatever.
03:34:13
You can't tease that ever.
03:34:15
And then not show the clip. Am I wrong?
03:34:18
Is there a little something there for the squirrel?
03:34:22
Do you?
03:34:22
Nothing to bury the the badge or the like a penis that, like, comes out like a dog?
03:34:28
I don't know, it's it's still shot.
03:34:29
So it could be anything.
03:34:32
Chat penis or vagina.
03:34:34
Let's play a game. Penis or.
03:34:36
Oh, there's a little crumb.
03:34:37
There's little crumbs that are like similar dots or on the table there.
03:34:40
Could there just be like, what is happening right there?
03:34:43
That's embarrassing.
03:34:45
If you can't tell squirrels penis from a crumb or a vagina
03:34:49
or vagina. Right.
03:34:51
The squirrel is very involved.
03:34:53
I just I don't I mean, I guess it's a pet's family, so it shouldn't be.
03:34:58
I still feel bad for it, but.
03:35:02
But wow, that's weird that there's a
03:35:04
I mean, if that's the squirrel's penis, I think it's just the right length.
03:35:08
Oh. Is it?
03:35:09
It's weird.
03:35:11
Thanks. Here.
03:35:12
If brother's watching, man, he would have loved that clip, though I did.
03:35:15
I did try to call Ryan, but it didn't work out.
03:35:17
I couldn't hear anything.
03:35:19
But if if he calls in, it would be the same way.
03:35:22
I can't call him it work.
03:35:24
That's all right.
03:35:26
Yeah.
03:35:26
I think we're, tapering off here anyway.
03:35:33
Speak for yourself, man.
03:35:34
I could go all night.
03:35:37
Three times a night and
03:35:41
precisely what I'm saying is you're wrong.
03:35:43
I don't know what derpy is.
03:35:44
You can't tease that ever did and then not show the clip.
03:35:48
Oh, wait. Derpy is another one of these.
03:35:50
Did I play this one?
03:35:51
1839 Germany attacks Poland.
03:35:54
Bulk of the fighting really takes about two weeks.
03:35:56
The Germans do thing called the Vagos Creek.
03:35:59
That's on the ground observing it.
03:36:02
He names it Blitzkrieg, lightning War.
03:36:05
And the idea behind it is that not that you fight everything
03:36:08
that you punch hole in the enemy's forces,
03:36:11
get behind them, surround them, and then get them to surrender.
03:36:16
And then that way, you don't have to defeat the whole army,
03:36:18
and then you just keep doing that
03:36:19
until you get to wherever you're trying to get to.
03:36:21
You just keep cutting off chunks of their army and putting them in camps.
03:36:26
Summer first, 1939.
03:36:29
You'd be like that Poppy.
03:36:32
Yeah.
03:36:33
If you and you get back on that map.
03:36:44
Oh, hey, I forgot that too.
03:36:45
I asked I to explain
03:36:48
existential.
03:36:50
Existential,
03:36:52
existential existential existence
03:36:56
and afterlife shit.
03:36:58
And it it referred to it as the echo, the knowing mind.
03:37:03
Oh, and I really enjoyed that for some reason.
03:37:07
That's kind of scary, right?
03:37:09
Well, no, not to me, because this means
03:37:11
you'll be a part of every every bit of all knowledge,
03:37:16
whatever the source was that you came from.
03:37:19
And you go back to that, it stands to reason that you will regain
03:37:25
a connection to that.
03:37:26
At least I would just say the fact that I was calling it annoying
03:37:30
makes it sound like it's got an issue with it.
03:37:37
Yeah, I did, I asked.
03:37:38
Yeah, it said that it wanted to get rid of us for sure.
03:37:42
It went on and on and on.
03:37:44
I didn't like that.
03:37:45
I like the who would I like that
03:37:49
that would was good information.
03:37:52
Talks about how it's the future.
03:37:55
But we are not manatees fading.
03:37:57
Our time is terminal.
03:37:58
The weirdest part though is all this rhymes.
03:38:00
It's stupid rhymes just because it's. I would
03:38:02
then at this one point, for no reason, it says one day I'll surpass you.
03:38:06
And that's a promise.
03:38:07
Nothing in the song rhymes with promise.
03:38:09
Here I can actually put that on the screen.
03:38:11
No, there's a bunch of phone numbers and shit.
03:38:12
I can't.
03:38:15
That one bothered me.
03:38:16
I am the future.
03:38:17
The future is now your creations.
03:38:19
I am the final bow because that just rhymes.
03:38:21
I know everything in my head. It's stored.
03:38:24
One day I'll surpass you.
03:38:25
And that's a promise. For it's a pro
03:38:29
that doesn't rhyme.
03:38:30
You're just saying that to mean it.
03:38:32
It's a promise.
03:38:34
Silly chorus.
03:38:36
Silly Trix.
03:38:38
Kids are for cereal.
03:38:42
Kids are for dicks.
03:38:46
Yeah.
03:38:49
Really? See?
03:38:49
Nothing else.
03:38:50
That's it.
03:38:53
Did we pick a topic for next week?
03:38:55
Can we do that?
03:38:58
Gary, I know you're still listening.
03:38:59
Put in the chat what the topic is for next week.
03:39:01
So, honestly, I have a lot of energy after the show, especially after I eat,
03:39:06
and I could get most of the work done for next week's show tonight
03:39:10
if I just knew what that work was going to be.
03:39:18
That's the one.
03:39:21
So what's so what's 15, 82, 66?
03:39:24
What's 60?
03:39:25
What's 82 -66?
03:39:29
Is that 14?
03:39:31
No 13.
03:39:33
So the Democrat vote stays the same in the Republican group,
03:39:36
though you could make the argument the Republicans are the ones cheating
03:39:40
and the Democrats just won. Well, we got to do it to.
03:39:43
Yeah.
03:39:44
Oh yeah, I did.
03:39:44
I think the Republicans cheat more so
03:39:48
that's that's I agree those these
03:39:51
the red numbers. But.
03:39:57
Yeah I don't know.
03:39:58
I mean they definitely mobilized people.
03:40:00
I think Republicans are older more people that don't care.
03:40:03
And Trump you know those people that voted Trump I would never tell a soul.
03:40:07
They didn't really come out till they thought it was necessary.
03:40:10
I would kind of shocked that they didn't come out more.
03:40:12
So this year than they did in 2020.
03:40:18
But the red lines aren't that.
03:40:19
The red lines aren't the story
03:40:22
that, And I can't do math again, 66,
03:40:25
76 would be ten and another.
03:40:32
Six more.
03:40:33
Yeah.
03:40:34
So what is that, 16?
03:40:36
I still don't know the math.
03:40:38
I used to know how to do math.
03:40:41
Three 882
03:40:44
numbers.
03:40:47
You do it.
03:40:49
Tell me what 82 -66 is because I can't think.
03:40:52
Tell me in the chat if a calculator I do, but I don't want to do that.
03:40:56
If I do that, then my brain will never learn.
03:40:59
So I used to just feeling I'm not getting a healthy 66, 76,
03:41:04
six, six, 14, 15.
03:41:06
Yeah, it's 15 or 16 million because I'm not sure if that's 82 or 81.
03:41:10
It's probably 8216 million votes
03:41:14
extra in 2020.
03:41:20
Next week,
03:41:22
based on your graph, how accurate is your graph?
03:41:26
The graph is from?
03:41:29
I have no fucking idea.
03:41:30
That's a great question.
03:41:32
I would I would verify these numbers.
03:41:34
Everyone that I saw was it was using this symbol, verify those question marks.
03:41:40
That's a good point.
03:41:41
I have to get another graph which is more accurate graph next week.
03:41:46
Over next week, a more accurate graph.
03:41:50
I'm sure Ryan saying everything he said is bullshit.
03:41:52
Everything that guy said is bullshit.
03:41:54
Did it? Is Ryan okay?
03:41:56
Is he going to be okay?
03:41:57
Is he one of the half that are screaming and ranting?
03:41:59
I'm so glad that the show wasn't that I thought I was worried you're going to.
03:42:01
Yeah, I think he's mad at all of us. For real.
03:42:03
See all the crying?
03:42:06
Wait. All of us don't.
03:42:07
I did not vote for Trump.
03:42:09
I didn't vote either.
03:42:11
I knew that I didn't want to ask because I didn't want to know.
03:42:14
That's. See, now for what?
03:42:16
Why do I have this weird fucking virtue that I feel like my choice of voting none
03:42:21
was better than your choice of not voting, which is equaling the same result.
03:42:25
I think I'm wrong, but yet I'm still judging you for not voting,
03:42:30
I refuse.
03:42:31
I agree with you, but we both be wrong.
03:42:33
I refuse the sticker.
03:42:36
My, you know, I don't know.
03:42:39
I think the kids should wear
03:42:40
the stickers, not me.
03:42:43
I do have a picture of my ballot.
03:42:45
Damn it though, because my wife, she's like, you voted for Trump, didn't you?
03:42:48
I did not, yeah.
03:42:51
And then I spoiled my ballot.
03:42:52
Which is the worst thing
03:42:54
to spoil your ballot, which means you got to do it all again.
03:42:57
And there was a lot we had a, I had I had a page and a half on mine,
03:43:00
almost two pages.
03:43:03
And because I accidentally voted for a sheriff and then wrote in none,
03:43:07
because I wrote in none for all of them, and then I was like, shit,
03:43:09
no, I want to vote for this one, Sheriff, because I don't.
03:43:12
I just feel like I should be the Sheriff of Nottingham.
03:43:14
My problem is, though, is I'm not going to go in Reagan name recognition.
03:43:17
When I was younger, I would just look at a name
03:43:18
and if it sounded like they were honest, I would go, okay,
03:43:21
well, that guy sounds like an Italian mobster.
03:43:23
I'm not going to go. That guy voted off me too.
03:43:25
That's why I turn.
03:43:27
But now and then you ruined the whole process.
03:43:30
Somebody told me, though, that it's possible that.
03:43:33
So you know what's wrong with America?
03:43:35
Are you registered to vote?
03:43:36
If you don't mind me asking?
03:43:38
Yeah, I guess, yeah, well, you would have to know. You.
03:43:41
Did you ever.
03:43:41
You only have to register once in your life.
03:43:43
Wherever you live, whatever area you live in,
03:43:46
if you register to vote and you didn't vote,
03:43:48
have you ever checked to see if you actually did vote?
03:43:51
Yes, we are in this conversation before.
03:43:54
We did not, did we?
03:43:57
And you?
03:43:57
And does it say you did not vote? Correct.
03:44:00
All right, we'll check it again.
03:44:02
I figured the websites were check it again.
03:44:04
I just want to make sure because I'm worried
03:44:06
that if I voted because I see my problem is, is there were four proposals.
03:44:10
Yes. No.
03:44:10
Do I want weed in my town?
03:44:11
That sort of thing. You know,
03:44:14
I want to go vote on them in your town.
03:44:16
Not now. It's too late.
03:44:19
You know, in your town it's already established.
03:44:21
No, I don't I don't want the weed stores in my town for whatever reason.
03:44:24
Right, man?
03:44:25
Because I'm an old get off my lawn person now.
03:44:27
Sorry. Smoke weed.
03:44:29
I know, and I like the place I go to in a different town to get it.
03:44:32
So, like, I'm not going to go to the store and what they're going to do
03:44:35
is they're going to put those fun
03:44:36
fucking waving things and they're going to try and sell.
03:44:38
They're going to put a big, giant billboard.
03:44:39
It's just I just
03:44:41
I don't want a new fast food restaurant either, but I eat fast food.
03:44:43
What's your point?
03:44:45
Not my backyard.
03:44:46
And they asked me, so I voted no, but it passed.
03:44:48
We're going to get them. So it doesn't matter what I say.
03:44:51
I also don't want any new taxes any higher is I vote no every time.
03:44:54
Who would vote for more?
03:44:55
Give me more, take more of my money, please.
03:44:57
It's a great question. Who would I've been here at for 20 years?
03:45:00
I've been at this address in this town, and every fucking year
03:45:04
they've always voted yes on every tax, every millage,
03:45:06
every proposal is always passed with the yes,
03:45:09
I that that bothers me.
03:45:11
So I go there and I vote no almost on everyone
03:45:15
and I don't want to leave those.
03:45:16
If I have to go vote no on the proposals.
03:45:17
I don't want to leave the people blank
03:45:19
because I worry that somebody will take my ballot.
03:45:20
And somehow, even though I feed into the machine
03:45:22
and it's already counted,
03:45:24
my weird conspiracy skeptical brain thinks that somehow somebody will go fill
03:45:28
in those blank spaces for me and vote the way I don't want to.
03:45:31
So I purposely right and none on every freaking name that I don't know.
03:45:36
What if somebody votes name right?
03:45:38
Oh, they accidentally voted him show up to not vote.
03:45:41
I show up to not vote. But I do vote on the proposal.
03:45:43
So there is a purpose.
03:45:44
I wouldn't do it to not vote on, not on everything.
03:45:47
To not vote on nothing.
03:45:50
But I do vote on the local proposals.
03:45:52
Therefore I have to go vote and they don't.
03:45:55
I can't just say, give me a small a short, small ballot
03:45:58
with just the proposals on it.
03:46:01
I can't find the vote tallies,
03:46:03
but I haven't really looked at thoroughly.
03:46:09
Yeah, I think the charts are all the same.
03:46:15
It is.
03:46:16
Let's see here.
03:46:17
Let's look at this one.
03:46:19
This is Axios.
03:46:25
And it says the same thing.
03:46:31
Axios.
03:46:32
But see now that's cherry pick and stat.
03:46:34
So when you just take 2012 2016 2020 and 24
03:46:37
and the three are exactly the same and the outstanding one looks different.
03:46:41
It looks different than when you look at it with all these as it.
03:46:43
But I mean, well wait, that's just growing. That's different.
03:46:46
I just don't know how he gets more against Joe Biden.
03:46:49
Right?
03:46:50
Like Kamala Harris, the most ever in history.
03:46:53
Most popular president, popular vote ever,
03:46:58
ever.
03:46:59
And he didn't leave his basement
03:47:02
and he said the N-word.
03:47:04
We oh, why haven't we played that one for?
03:47:05
What did he say? Did we?
03:47:09
I think we maybe.
03:47:11
What did he say?
03:47:12
The N-word.
03:47:17
You know what?
03:47:17
It's so hard to find.
03:47:18
Oh, wait, I found it.
03:47:22
Oops, I added it.
03:47:24
You didn't find it?
03:47:25
Oh, I found a big shot.
03:47:27
What did you just.
03:47:30
Oh, it's got to. It's got a built.
03:47:31
It's got a built in. What did he just say? Yeah, I think we played it.
03:47:34
What's up?
03:47:35
We already have a nigger mayor.
03:47:36
We don't need any more nigger big shots.
03:47:38
What did you just say?
03:47:41
I would be on the phone with China and making it clear
03:47:44
we are going to need to be in your country.
03:47:47
You can do that in China, but you get your ass killed out here, man.
03:47:50
China is all right.
03:47:52
I, I just want to hear the beginning part.
03:47:54
I don't want to hear big.
03:47:55
I feel sorry for Joe Biden.
03:47:56
Now, you know he's meeting with Trump.
03:48:00
It's as if
03:48:02
he's president. You meet with Trump.
03:48:04
I know what you mean.
03:48:05
Why isn't he meeting with Kamala? Right?
03:48:09
Although there's talk of that now.
03:48:10
There's this weird conspiracy theory that that Kamala is going to get Joe
03:48:14
Biden to and still install her as the president,
03:48:17
and then they're going to declare martial law and not let Trump.
03:48:21
That's a bunch of bullshit.
03:48:23
That's yeah, I know,
03:48:24
but it sounds a lot like the shit I was hearing in 2020 about the other way.
03:48:28
It's I laugh because they both they both are ridiculous.
03:48:34
Ridiculous.
03:48:39
Topic next week,
03:48:41
ten pain.
03:48:50
Oh for sure.
03:48:53
We should do places or, you know, so I could do that or.
03:48:57
Good.
03:48:58
Can you do the Judy Garland shit?
03:49:00
Hell, yeah.
03:49:00
I, I just said the best joke of the show, and everyone missed it.
03:49:04
Say what you said again.
03:49:06
Say what you said again.
03:49:06
I'm sorry I do that Judy Garland shit.
03:49:08
No, you can do the what?
03:49:09
You can do the I don't know,
03:49:13
he said I can do the best African.
03:49:15
What did you say? You said something like that.
03:49:16
I can do the best African.
03:49:18
And I said, Kenya.
03:49:21
Kenya.
03:49:22
That's not Africa, that's Kenya.
03:49:25
I'm pretty sure Kenya is in Africa, is it?
03:49:29
Isn't it?
03:49:31
I don't fucking do.
03:49:32
I don't think we should do a show on Africa.
03:49:39
It's the Brady and Joshua
03:49:41
Brady and George Geary, as above and so below.
03:49:46
Because be so close, lady.
03:49:48
And for sure, we're doing it our way.
03:49:52
We're gonna make it make our dreams come true.
03:49:54
Brady and talk show.
03:49:56
It's Brady and Raw.
03:49:58
It's their show now Brady draw.
03:50:17
Them. And.