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Showtime.
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The time is now 10:01 p.m..
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Do you know where your life is headed? Hi, I'm Gary.
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Welcome to Fladge Rants live.
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I, How about I do?
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From the day we arrive on the planet and blinking.
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Step into the sun.
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There's more to see.
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They can never be seen.
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More to do that than can never be done.
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There's far too much to take in here.
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More to find than can ever be found.
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But the sun rolling high through the sapphires sky.
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Keeps great and small.
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On the endless round.
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It's the circle of life.
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And it moves us all through despair and hope.
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Through faith and love.
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Till we find our place on the path unwinding in the circle.
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The circle of life.
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This is our
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show about life now.
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The characteristics of life
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include cellular organization.
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And seems pretty self-explanatory.
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Homeostasis.
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That means, the way we regulate our body temperature is one,
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way to stay homeostatic.
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But it basically means we remain the same despite changing environment.
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Metabolism.
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That's all of the chemical processes taking place in your body.
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Reproduction.
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Pretty self-explanatory.
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Responds to stimuli.
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Heredity.
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You don't look like your parents.
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Adaptation.
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Growth and development.
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Energy. Order.
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Regulation and evolution.
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Some things have
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some of those characteristics, but not all of them.
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Viruses and fire.
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Neither one of them are alive technically,
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since they do not, have all of those criteria.
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In fact, common sense will tell you
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that viruses are closer to living thing than fire ever could be.
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But in fact, fire has more
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of the life attributes than viruses do.
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Including the
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ability to replicate itself without external help.
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So viruses are less alive than
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fire.
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Now, if you've ever looked
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at the splendor of a waterfall, or just looked at the dome
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and wonder at the, Starry Night,
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or a beautiful landscape or,
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just the the incredible beauty around us,
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I still hold that.
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The most amazing thing you're likely to see in your lifetime
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is life itself.
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And that's that's included in the,
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the the landscape thing because, you know, the, the beautiful mountainside
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usually has trees and flowers and that kind of stuff
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and birds and and all sorts of things.
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But the, the, the splendor of life,
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quite possibly
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one of the universe's greatest achievements.
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And, I just wanted to spend a show celebrating that.
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I've got a few other side side notes.
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Like, a few weeks ago,
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I decided to tell the oldest story known to man,
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and I chose Alibaba and the 40 Thieves.
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And then I realized that the Epic of Gilgamesh was,
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older by a couple thousand years.
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And, and then I found out that there are some
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creation myths that are even older, I believe I, the land
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diver was the one I covered last week, maybe the week before.
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I don't remember exactly, but we've got a big show
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this week where we've got 20
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different mash ups. We've got.
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I saw, the face
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replacement video is hilarious, though.
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Before we get into that, we got to get through this.
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That's a lot of nuts.
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The oldest story
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we can trace back over 10,000 years.
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And I'll tell you why.
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The story is called the Cosmic Hunt.
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I should slow that down.
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The story is called the Cosmic Hunt.
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And, that is about Callisto.
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She was a virgin.
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And in the,
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in the hunting party of Artemis Snow.
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That was the Greek goddess of the hunt.
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Diana, in the Roman, tradition.
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Now, Zeus wanted to lay with her
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and changed his form into,
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a female, goddess.
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And, so it was a lesbian kind of a situation and knocked her up.
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And Callisto had,
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gave birth to a son, Arcas.
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And Arcas gave birth to the Arcadians.
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An arcade means fun place with stand up video games.
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Anyway, that doesn't have much to do with the story, but,
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In her wrath, Hera,
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got pissed off at Zeus, but took it out on,
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Artemis.
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But, Callisto now.
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So Callisto was kicked out of the group for not being a virgin anymore.
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The zoo screwed it all up.
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And she was turned into a bear.
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Artemis grew up.
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So 16 years later, 15 years later, whenever you know,
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ancient Greeks turn, into an adult.
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And he was out on a hunting, he was hunting a bear.
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And Zeus saw that he was about to kill his own mother.
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So he intervened and turned her into a bathroom, into the sky.
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And there we have Ursa major in Ursa minor.
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Big Bear and little Bear.
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That's, Artemis and his mother.
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Callisto.
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Now, there is no reason
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for groups of hunter gatherers all around the world
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to call constellations by the same names or even similar themes.
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And before that happened.
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They had
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different names for the constellations, and they call them different things.
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And there were all sorts of different, things.
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But we can trace this back
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at least 10,000 years.
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It's probably closer to 30 or 40,000 years
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because that particular legend
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spread to the Americas, and that would be the Bering Strait,
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the land bridge that connected Asia
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to North America.
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And that has been around for at least 15,000 years.
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So this story dates
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way back further than
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the Epic of Gilgamesh.
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And, I thought, the, the, the hunt,
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you know, life seeks death.
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In order to survive, we must kill.
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It sounds like it wouldn't perpetuate itself.
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It's not sustainable, but so far, so good.
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I guess.
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I also heard an interesting, immaculate conception story.
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This is. This blew my mind.
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And the American Civil War, a soldier was shot through the gonads,
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and, the fighting got really close to a plantation, big mansion.
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And, and the,
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the daughter of the household caught a bullet in the uterus.
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It was the same bullet that had just passed through the gonads of a soldier
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and knocked her up.
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Not kidding.
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This is allegedly a true story.
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They met when they were healing up, fell in love, had two kids.
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The natural way.
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But their first one was the Immaculate Conception,
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where the bullet passed through his junk
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into her uterus and got her pregnant.
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They didn't.
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He allegedly. That's ignoring
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in the American Civil War.
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So, the,
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the main point that I wanted to get to is
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I should have brought this up far earlier.
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Is the meaning of life.
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I know I'm taking on a little too much.
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There with me.
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Here.
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I've done.
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A if you've been paying any attention to this show,
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you know I'm going through an existential crisis of my own
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because I am trying to parse out what it is.
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That is the meaning of life.
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And I've come up with some ideas.
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Fine art, thrill
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seeking, fun, altruism.
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But, the song
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I chose to demonstrate this is Anna's song.
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And, not all of our mash ups work,
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so we might, may or may not have this later, but,
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basically that my takeaway is life is what you make it.
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So the the path you're on is the path you chose,
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the path you choose, and life is it
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almost naked
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rather clip Brady.
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Back to life, back to reality.
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To life. To.
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The. Moment.
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You only.
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Took the time.
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Dancing. Yes.
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Is that Milli Vanilli? The.
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I know
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you know.
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Me? And you.
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But not.
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The. 99.
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Call me.
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Moment.
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The Milli Vanilli wasn't even Milli Vanilli.
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I can see, draw an eye and draw a screen,
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and, I don't know how he did it, but he got the
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the face swap software operating this week.
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But I think that that means he's home.
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Or how do you know I got this?
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How do you know? I got it working this week?
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Because I've seen it.
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Well, I have
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I cheated
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how I, I looked ahead,
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you can't go internal.
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Only. What? Yeah.
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I've got a password out, and I'm not posting that there anymore.
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They. It was.
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I gave it away.
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It's so good, though.
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It is so friggin funny.
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I love it because.
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What are you guys? It's always the girl.
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I'm the chick in this one.
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I'm Sabrina Carpenter.
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We're not going to play it quite yet.
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But yes, it is quite frightening.
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It is terrifying.
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But it does mean he got the face swap software working, which is fantastic.
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And it is always worked.
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He chose not to make it out okay.
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Well, but it does answer the question
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why the heck it was in his head?
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He must have been staring at that goddamn song for hours.
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I'm sorry. Draw.
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But thank you that your sacrifice was worth it.
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But now it's your, like, life's theme song.
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What is your life's theme song? Is die.
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I, I could take your answer to push the button right there,
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but push the button right there.
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I don't have that one.
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Are you here?
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I actually have a button that says George.
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Theme song? No.
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Okay, I was gonna say, I know, I know you didn't.
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You didn't pick it.
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It's just the only one I had that you were like, no, it's not phase or whatever.
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No, I'm. I'm getting set up here.
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I just go to the, We'll play it in a minute.
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Okay?
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That means you're somewhere.
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Time.
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Everyone is somewhere.
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That's the first reality of life,
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is it?
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Yeah. There was nothing.
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Then there was some kind of spark.
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And then there was something that was life.
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No, you're talking about abiogenesis.
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That's an interesting topic.
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But my goodness, we don't have the answer yet.
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We don't know.
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No, we have not figured out why life started.
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We know how life develops,
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but it has nothing to do with biology.
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This is the meaning of life.
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This is all philosophical, existential.
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Because I have I have to divide my content.
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I have three doors here and I need to know which one to open to start
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winning them all open.
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Let's, let's. I'm curious.
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Glider.
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I'm curious on why you need there to be a why.
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Life started with your whole perception of what you're.
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Well, I can answer that for you.
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You're typically atheist, feel that there's nothing dark void,
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and they have no place in their heart that you know where Jesus should be.
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And what they do is they try to fill that with complete and utter nonsense.
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That yeah, is even worse than the than the traditional nonsense.
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Yeah, that's true.
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Or even worse, they fill it with nothing and then they not their friends
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trying to fill it for them like a gay.
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I'm sorry. Yeah, but why do they need an answer?
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Shouldn't it just be like, oh, this just happened?
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Because it happened.
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Like, I just it just is what you're gonna see.
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But they can see their curiosity.
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There is curiosity.
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What do you mean? No, there isn't.
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There's no there is no curiosity.
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Yeah, there is no explanation on your part, I do. Oh,
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oh, because we don't have the answer yet.
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There's no because you don't need one.
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You're not seeking the answer.
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You're not I certainly am, I most certainly am.
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What are you seeking the answer to, then?
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What answer?
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Yeah.
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What do you what are you seeking?
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My. Are you talking about
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my existential crisis or.
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Or why I'm wearing a lab coat
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start. Actually. They're related.
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Never mind.
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Okay, I'm seeking all of the answers I.
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But but the.
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To answer your question, you don't need an answer.
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It's it's everything is just because it's in the materials.
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Because it is.
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There's no it's in the lyrics of Circle of Life.
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There's no questions because there's too much to know.
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Is there more to find than we ever then can ever be found?
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Oh, here we go.
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Yeah.
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This song answers all of your questions.
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And Elton John.
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Mostly spent like,
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I, I didn't know how to turn the page.
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Now I know the strong stuff.
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I mean, I.
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You circle of life alleged to be involved.
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Allegedly.
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There.
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So what if I were to be so bold?
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As you know, everyone says there is no answer to the meaning of life.
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But what if I was?
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I said that already so bold as to say the answer
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is different for every person.
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That.
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That is the conclusion I've been reaching.
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That the answer is different for everybody.
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Some people are thrill seekers.
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Some people, want to leave a legacy behind.
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Some people,
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want to make other
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others more comfortable or, you know,
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to give at spread happiness the level of the that
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where you're at in life matters to young people want to change the world.
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Old people want to leave a legacy like that's not that's nothing new to me.
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I don't think everyone kind of no no no no no it's
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not it's not like taking over.
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We could talk about Mike Tyson.
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Yeah.
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Did anybody try to watch it?
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No. No.
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Video verses a 50 something just doesn't make sense to me.
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Did you see that video of him?
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He was asking.
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He was interviewed by some little kid, and a little kid asked him about,
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you know, like, what he wants his legacy to be.
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And Mike Tyson, literally, like, he drops, he swears
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several times to the kid and says, you know, who gives a shit about legacy?
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Like, he's like, when you're when you're dead, you're gone.
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You're just dust proof.
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So who even cares about, you know, like, it's really weird that he goes
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that dark with the kid, but, yeah, I should set up.
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I pull it up.
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Jake Paul said he was back in that play.
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It sounds like. Yeah, I know,
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I like how they said, oh, age is actually your thing.
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Look, Mike Tyson actually,
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imagine Mike Tyson against any average 37 or 27 year old.
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No. Like what
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are you, 58?
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Any 58 year old professional boxer?
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Two I would take that right too. Yeah.
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Age is not a thing when it comes to Mike Tyson,
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because he's way more in shape than most dudes.
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Terrifying. I was in the ring with him.
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It was clearly a promotional gimmick.
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I mean, even Paul said, yeah, I was totally taking it easy on him,
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like rounds two through ten, because I didn't want to hurt somebody
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who didn't need to be hurt, is what he literally.
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Who was this quote? Yeah.
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He started following the Roy story is, is they want to take sports away
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from everybody and start streaming them on these platforms exclusively.
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They couldn't even handle 65 million on a half assed fake fight.
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How are they going to handle the NFL?
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Here's the joke that I saw going around.
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Do you guys remember Punch Out?
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Yes, he actually played.
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His name wasn't Mike Tyson.
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It was it.
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Or was it Tyson? I don't remember, but there wasn't much.
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But it was obviously model that because obviously Mike Tyson.
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So Bob Bob Jr sent this to me.
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This is this is the thing going around.
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That was the actual Netflix promotional thing.
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That's how good it finally came at.
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It looks just like a punch out quality. Yeah.
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Does the eight bit graphics.
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Yeah, I have a video of mine.
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As soon as the fight started I saw the first round beautifully.
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I'm like, wow, this is pretty good.
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And Tyson almost landed that punch that he had.
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He had to knock him out in the first punch.
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He had no chance. Right?
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Once that happened, I was just like as an old man,
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this is like Rocky six, literally. Rocky six.
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The whole the whole, plot of the movie was, is Rocky going to survive
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fighting this young champion? Right.
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There are differences. The races were switched.
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Rocky was the old white guy and the the young champion was black.
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And this it was switched.
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But all I saw was a spinning circle.
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After the second round, I could, I had to find a find a streamer
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that was showing it probably, you know, illegally.
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Yeah.
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And I watched it wonderfully like that.
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But my Netflix was not allowing me to watch it on any one of my.
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Even on a Friday night, 11:00 is past
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my bedtime.
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Yeah, I'm an old man.
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I regretted it as a as an old man, though, you should have been paying attention
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watching a movie for Tyson even though it was impossible.
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You know how cool would have been a 50, some 50 something year?
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58, I think.
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Yeah. What 2027 year old?
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Yeah, something like that.
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But no no, no.
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Oh okay.
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So where the draw is drawn in Georgia.
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Georgia.
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That's your house.
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Not fully I mean again, do I play it.
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Yeah. Play I don't we don't know. We don't play it.
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If you're in this you're if I poke there it is not playing
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I don't know That's like his artwork hanging on the walls.
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Yeah. They don't have this generic artwork.
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Yeah.
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And these two birds sitting next to each other, I don't know.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Why do you have two beds?
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It's not at all.
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Just like the Roper's bedroom ones.
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This one's over here.
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The other is the fucking gun.
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I can't just leave without an explanation.
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I saw the really high hanging paintings and it looked like a basement to me.
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Oh. Like those are the windows, Okay,
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the ground level window.
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We just called you gay
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just by saying, okay, okay.
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Love it.
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I don't hear 20 mash ups.
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That was an exaggeration.
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I just thought we we had too many already.
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That was my point.
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I want 20 mash ups.
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Or ice cream?
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We're going to 120 mash ups.
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Yeah, we have segments too though.
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We should do some segments, right?
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Oh my goodness. We have the kid.
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No, we have the kid.
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Kid this week. No, we have the kid. Shut up.
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It's all sideways.
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I need to edit it.
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It's not ready.
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Yeah, I messed up that was me.
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Like it's easily fixed, I just haven't. It's always.
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You can't. We certainly can't go to the kid yet.
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Okay.
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Oh, do you know what?
00:24:36
You know?
00:24:37
Where in the world is draw?
00:24:40
You put me there.
00:24:44
But I was there.
00:24:47
Right.
00:24:47
I well see snakes around the world.
00:24:50
There. Yeah.
00:24:51
Carolina barbecue finger touch up from burning down.
00:24:55
I believe.
00:24:59
What?
00:25:00
China, dammit!
00:25:01
Where in the world is Dr.
00:25:04
Drew?
00:25:05
Yo, Georgia.
00:25:08
All right, before we get to that. What?
00:25:09
She's a sticky fingered milkshake filter.
00:25:12
Filter? Belcher.
00:25:14
We felt some help filtering. Help me.
00:25:17
Is that like what you said before?
00:25:19
Yeah. No, no, no, that was a different thing.
00:25:21
What did I say before?
00:25:23
It sounds the same.
00:25:23
It does sound the same. Fuck.
00:25:25
What is it? What was it?
00:25:28
I don't know, it's,
00:25:30
We recorded these shows.
00:25:32
It seems to be the filter.
00:25:33
I'd rather, Wait, we got.
00:25:36
We got a lot of other fellas. Yeah, I did say I rather felt you seen.
00:25:39
I think it's two different.
00:25:39
I think there's two cultures in this world.
00:25:42
I don't think there is.
00:25:43
I think you've made this just a horrible.
00:25:45
Oh, no.
00:25:45
Because you're stealing the semen out of the butthole
00:25:47
after you come inside of it, I think is the major.
00:25:51
Every time you said that, I thought so
00:25:52
because I'm so heterosexual, I thought vagina.
00:25:56
There's gay fun.
00:25:58
I never thought he felt it. Yeah.
00:26:00
Believe it or not, every time you said that till just now, I thought you meant.
00:26:03
I always assumed it was straight.
00:26:05
Because another like you might want to check yourself.
00:26:07
Man's vagina. This is way too early to start talking.
00:26:09
It's only 1026.
00:26:10
For the record, she's a little fucker, right?
00:26:12
Yeah. No kidding.
00:26:13
Oh, wait, I got a button for that shit. I forgot to play it.
00:26:16
It was a perfect time.
00:26:17
Hey, you ever accidentally masturbate to young?
00:26:20
That's the wrong one.
00:26:20
Short one. Sorry, I'm a start.
00:26:22
Fuck starts a conversation like that.
00:26:25
There we go.
00:26:27
That's perfect.
00:26:30
So I played the bumper.
00:26:34
There's no windows, and I get to get clearly 31.
00:26:38
But I'm not going to say that at this time. I'll let you guess a few times.
00:26:42
That's why it's always Cleveland.
00:26:44
It's the same window.
00:26:45
It's he's he's like, shit, I'm in the same fucking room.
00:26:48
I was like, it's the same room.
00:26:50
It is.
00:26:51
It's the same customer, different hotel.
00:26:55
Because, that last hotel, they had shit for a okay business center.
00:26:59
They had shit for business center.
00:27:01
And I like to use their paper on their ink to print out stuff, so I can't do it.
00:27:06
Really? Cleveland again, I don't guess Cleveland.
00:27:08
Is anybody. Guess? Cleveland. We have to keep playing.
00:27:10
It's just outside of. It's just outside of Cleveland.
00:27:13
Okay.
00:27:13
Let think the suburb of Cleveland.
00:27:16
So funny thing I just photo the Cleveland being a welder and whatnot.
00:27:21
Yeah like Lincoln Electric.
00:27:22
There's two
00:27:23
if you know welding you know two of the top companies Lincoln
00:27:26
Electric and Miller right Milwaukee.
00:27:28
So oh Cleveland is is is somewhat of a hub for Lincoln Electric.
00:27:33
It's but they're they're a global brand right.
00:27:36
But no the internet.
00:27:38
So all I'm doing is just going to the fucking store.
00:27:42
Did he say Miller in Yingling?
00:27:45
Okay, okay, okay.
00:27:46
All I did was go to the fucking store.
00:27:49
I'm wearing this sweatshirt.
00:27:51
I grab a six pack, a Gatorade and an energy drink for the morning.
00:27:56
And for some reason,
00:27:57
I got to get like 21 questions about my my shirt from the clerk.
00:28:01
Right.
00:28:01
But because you're in Cleveland
00:28:03
or you're around Cleveland, so you're just it doesn't matter right now.
00:28:06
I wore a Laker shirt and everyone was saying, dude, no, it's not just that.
00:28:09
It's no, it's not just that.
00:28:11
It's so I walk the second I walk in, he instantly cuz
00:28:15
in on the like an electric and goes, oh look at electric.
00:28:18
And I'm just like, oh my God, one of you
00:28:19
people and I just kind of I blow right by him.
00:28:21
I'm just like, and then I and then I go to the back of the store where the coolers
00:28:26
are, grab my shit, takes about a minute and a half for me to grab my shit.
00:28:30
I go to this out shit to get to cash out.
00:28:34
Yeah, I was gonna say it.
00:28:35
I was never
00:28:36
I didn't know they were number three, but I knew there were someone up there.
00:28:38
But you know what?
00:28:39
Really? Third off. Off. We don't really care.
00:28:42
No. So the problem came from third option a long time.
00:28:46
No. I'm in.
00:28:48
I'm team. Go ahead. Whatever.
00:28:51
We're going the fourth off now.
00:28:53
Normally when I see you, we've moved.
00:28:55
Hey. You're tall. Have you ever tried bowling?
00:28:58
That's thrown it?
00:28:59
No, but it goes along with plenty of these same stories that I end up involved in.
00:29:03
I don't know why.
00:29:04
And so the guy's like, oh, Lincoln Electric,
00:29:06
Oh, is that the place that gets the big bonuses?
00:29:09
And so Lincoln Electric is notorious for giving large bonuses.
00:29:12
It's only for their like, in-house employees or whatever the heck.
00:29:15
But the problem is, is that they underpay them and then they pay
00:29:18
them based on, incentive and, and performance and,
00:29:23
how well the company does so they can get a $20,000 bonus.
00:29:27
But that's really just making up for what they're not getting paid hourly.
00:29:30
Yeah. Whatever. I don't know.
00:29:31
It's like that's
00:29:32
I've never been on that side of Christmas party
00:29:34
and giving little trinkets instead of insurance.
00:29:36
And raises again, I've never I've never been on that side of things.
00:29:40
I'm just trying to buy a six pack in a Gatorade.
00:29:43
So he's like asking me about money and bonuses and like,
00:29:47
and if, like, oh, is that the place that I'm like, yeah, sure.
00:29:50
I yeah, I guess so. I don't know.
00:29:51
And I'm just like, you know, trying to ring my shit up.
00:29:53
And he goes, oh well, oh you, you just getting off of work.
00:29:57
And I'm like, no.
00:29:58
He's like, oh what do you day shift, night shift?
00:30:00
And I'm like, no, dude.
00:30:02
I'm like, can you just ring me up?
00:30:04
And he's like, oh no, his friendliness is what repulsed.
00:30:07
You see, that's what he said.
00:30:09
I don't I don't call that friendliness.
00:30:11
I call that intrusive. I call that very odd.
00:30:14
You're so weird behavior.
00:30:15
I call that you asking me a bunch of questions.
00:30:18
That's not your job. Your job, isn't it?
00:30:20
It's a play.
00:30:20
21 questions with me and find out all this shit about my life.
00:30:23
I don't have a single ounce of effort that I need to give you
00:30:27
about what I'm doing there, why I'm doing it there.
00:30:30
That's not needed.
00:30:31
If we want to have generalities about the day or how nice it is or hey,
00:30:35
how's it going? Nice to meet you. Hey. Good day.
00:30:37
Nice to meet you. You're busy. Not whatever. Hey, cool.
00:30:39
Nice story.
00:30:40
You want to talk about local sports?
00:30:42
I'd rather not, but I'll just rather just go.
00:30:43
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:30:45
Cool. Good for them. Yep.
00:30:46
They won or they lost. Oh, darn. That's all I.
00:30:48
I don't want to sit there and have a conversation with you.
00:30:50
I don't want to be your friend.
00:30:51
I'm never going to be your friend after that for sure.
00:30:54
But it's just I don't understand why you feel that you're in this.
00:30:58
It's this type of person that doesn't
00:31:00
get in front of anybody else normally that they can, that actually listens to them.
00:31:04
So they take these little victories that they can achieve
00:31:07
because they have you at the counter and you can't go anywhere else.
00:31:10
So they have you to their to their discretion that they can ask you
00:31:14
whatever the fuck they want.
00:31:15
And you're subjected to have to answer to this.
00:31:17
I want to do this.
00:31:18
The other fucking the last month at the paint store, this fucking half tired
00:31:22
chick who was nice and friendly as hell, had to tell us all this fucking shit.
00:31:26
About what? Man?
00:31:26
She was drinking out of a U of M cup and had to tell us
00:31:29
about fucking Joe Paterno and the shit, and it's like, are you?
00:31:32
We're just trying to buy fucking paint.
00:31:34
Can we just get on with our fucking lives?
00:31:36
What is wrong with you people?
00:31:38
Serious? That's a great rant. Draw.
00:31:42
But sometimes, you know, there's there's no there's no ramp.
00:31:47
Was it.
00:31:47
You know, what was the other one another Joe Paterno, the the MSU, asshole?
00:31:53
No, the other
00:31:55
they don't say his name. No.
00:31:58
Yes. Allegedly.
00:31:59
Nasser. Yeah.
00:32:00
Yeah. We had we were talking about Larry Nassar and we're trying to buy paint.
00:32:03
It's like what?
00:32:04
So I had one hand, I made fun.
00:32:06
You're like, oh, you're you're mad because people are being friendly.
00:32:08
But I will agree with you.
00:32:09
When you walk into a retail store, you should say, hi, how may I help you?
00:32:13
And leave the friendliness level up to the customer.
00:32:15
If you want to spill your guts out to him and spend 15 minutes buying
00:32:19
or I mean talking about his life story instead of buying paint, that
00:32:21
they should leave that up to the customer.
00:32:23
How about their miserable existence and let them feel important for a minute?
00:32:27
This story about Gander Mountain I've told before, it's like the work
00:32:33
I'm looking at product at Gander Mountain, and the guy sees
00:32:36
that I'm wearing a Asheville, North Carolina shirt that my parents had just
00:32:39
they went they bought me a vacation destination shirt that I didn't go to.
00:32:43
I don't know why they did that, but I wore the shirt anyway.
00:32:45
Whatever.
00:32:46
So that's he asked me about it and I go, oh no, I, I tell him exactly.
00:32:50
I know my parents went there on a trip and they got me the shirt.
00:32:53
I get to the, to the it's the same guy at the register.
00:32:57
When I get there,
00:32:57
he asks me again about, are you sure you've never been to Asheville?
00:33:01
I'm like, well, I'm thinking I'm one of my lines, you know?
00:33:04
And and then I would have I would have been like, wait, hold on.
00:33:07
Come to think of it, you're right.
00:33:09
I have been there and you should have studied
00:33:11
and known a whole bunch of shit about it to been like, yeah, you know,
00:33:15
even right now I'm wearing a Pistons jersey.
00:33:17
Sometimes it hangs out the bottom.
00:33:19
I like to have options if I if I want to strip down and wear just a jersey,
00:33:22
I like to layer, I don't know the layers I don't want people to engage with.
00:33:27
So topics don't wear advertising.
00:33:29
So I'm walking out the door and he stops me again
00:33:33
and he goes, it's, it's it's hanging out the bottom like this.
00:33:36
About this much.
00:33:38
Yeah.
00:33:38
There it is.
00:33:39
He goes, he goes.
00:33:40
Is that a Pistons jersey you're wearing?
00:33:42
And I just go, dude, what the fuck?
00:33:44
And I just walked out the store.
00:33:47
No, that's there is nothing wrong with that level of person.
00:33:51
There's something wrong with you. Leave people alone.
00:33:53
See you. This.
00:33:54
You drop three of them, right?
00:33:57
I'll go through the.
00:33:58
And it's a three month deal between the blue.
00:34:01
Well, they're never asking so much for me. No.
00:34:05
From the jump.
00:34:05
Don't tell me where in the world Richard drew.
00:34:10
Yo, Jiro.
00:34:12
No. And that ties up that segment perfectly, because there is something
00:34:15
to be said about the strange folk that are in and come from Ohio.
00:34:19
I hate to say it.
00:34:20
I come from Ohio.
00:34:22
Oh, that explains everything.
00:34:24
I was raised simply kidding.
00:34:27
Isn't that game coming up?
00:34:30
Oh no, I don't care.
00:34:32
That's David.
00:34:33
I wake me up when it's Sunday.
00:34:35
Dude, but the the drawers match the drapes.
00:34:39
Do you have Lincoln electric underwear on?
00:34:41
No I'm not. No.
00:34:43
I had like I was excited coming into this episode because I had several surprises.
00:34:46
And it's just it's now it's kind of it's ruined.
00:34:49
It's done.
00:34:50
Oh, but I like the power.
00:34:52
You let them take the power.
00:34:54
Yeah, I like to play oh fledge rants.
00:34:57
What's that? Oh fuck off man.
00:34:58
Don't ask me about fledge rants, but it's to know that you fuck off.
00:35:02
Yes, yes, people tell people, yeah, I talk about,
00:35:06
you know, it's usually followed by a rant like that.
00:35:07
People are such assholes.
00:35:10
No, it's you don't you don't want, you don't want to know about.
00:35:12
For that rants is what people who are hardest to love need love the most.
00:35:19
Leave me alone.
00:35:20
Just. I just want to be left alone.
00:35:22
You know, what bothers me is when you when you walk into a store or you walk in
00:35:29
and somebody does one of these, like,
00:35:30
they don't expect, like, another person to be there, like it's the world.
00:35:33
I don't know, like they've never seen it before.
00:35:36
Yeah. Like, oh, what is that?
00:35:37
And it's like, it's I'm
00:35:38
just walking into the store or I'm just, you know, like I'm a lot like,
00:35:42
why are you surprised that people are of stupid?
00:35:46
No, it's your job.
00:35:47
People are fucking stupid. And I fucking hate them. No.
00:35:49
Oh. On November 18th, I took a picture of a brand new dandelion
00:35:53
sprouting up at my my mom's driveway.
00:35:56
That's kind of gay.
00:35:57
That is life.
00:35:59
It's no sweet 18. Okay? It's no good.
00:36:01
Is there a second one just behind it?
00:36:03
When do you remember dandelions sprouting?
00:36:05
November 18th in Michigan. That's all. I'm never, ever, ever.
00:36:08
I don't never, ever paid attention to it.
00:36:10
I don't know,
00:36:12
I have
00:36:13
to tell the guy at the basketball and 11 why I'm wearing this.
00:36:18
How old are you? You're about to turn 40.
00:36:19
It's all basketball on pussy, right?
00:36:21
Not even rants.
00:36:23
But what's going to happen
00:36:24
is eventually it's going to be gardening and tires on sale.
00:36:27
And your wife just shut the fuck up.
00:36:29
Sorry, sorry, I just kidding about that.
00:36:31
Please don't.
00:36:35
I think everyone needs to just calm down.
00:36:38
No. Why?
00:36:39
What? Cease fire.
00:36:42
Oh, I get it.
00:36:44
Can we do that?
00:36:44
Yeah, I guess it's the first.
00:36:45
That's always our first. Copyright on YouTube.
00:36:48
They think we're going to stop.
00:36:50
Who's going to see how?
00:36:51
Give me that much I.
00:36:54
So how
00:36:56
00I like
00:37:01
oh give it up a try.
00:37:05
So I.
00:37:09
Oh oh.
00:37:14
Oh no I would say that some of that, some of the issue came
00:37:18
with number one, he started off that guy, that guy started talking about money,
00:37:22
about bonuses, asking about, you know, and he meanwhile, he's here
00:37:26
working at a fucking 7-Eleven, and he's asking me about bonuses.
00:37:29
These bonuses are 20. Really?
00:37:30
You just hold on.
00:37:31
I'm just.
00:37:32
I'm just walking into a store and you're asking me
00:37:34
about 20 grand bonuses and assume that I work at this place
00:37:36
and asking me how much money I make, essentially.
00:37:38
Like, that's that's a huge like what I would like to add.
00:37:41
Like, back the fuck down, up opinions on flat rents, live or not necessary.
00:37:46
All the opinions are flat. Rents live.
00:37:48
They are each of their own viewer and speaker.
00:37:51
But I think that we've playing a role here.
00:37:53
You're a speaker, any viewer that calls in any speaker,
00:37:56
what they're saying is their own mind.
00:37:59
What's that word that I'm trying to say?
00:38:00
Opinion, I don't know.
00:38:02
Working seven seven is a perfectly respectable job.
00:38:06
He was looking for an out.
00:38:09
He was looking to improve the situation.
00:38:13
And a $20,000
00:38:14
bonus sounds great, but I actually work for one of those companies
00:38:17
that that pays very little and then give the huge annual bonus right?
00:38:21
They think it they think it makes up for. Before you fixed
00:38:24
your hat, Ryan was asking, what the fuck is up with your bangs?
00:38:27
Oh, yeah.
00:38:29
It's is the new haircut.
00:38:32
Oh, wow, I don't know.
00:38:33
Yeah, my my brains don't really get my baby going gray,
00:38:36
but I still got my fucking hair, so,
00:38:40
Yeah. Me too.
00:38:41
Let's shout out for hair. Gray hair.
00:38:44
Yep. I know I talk to everybody.
00:38:46
I agree.
00:38:46
Or dominant, they would have gray hair over no hair every time.
00:38:50
Really.
00:38:50
Every every time I like my phone, I always make my hair a face.
00:38:54
I'm sorry.
00:38:55
There's one
00:38:55
group of people that does say that that they would prefer bald over gray.
00:38:59
Yeah, bald people.
00:39:01
There's two. There's two groups of
00:39:04
one is bald evil.
00:39:05
The other one is anyone married to or in a relationship?
00:39:08
Sickos.
00:39:09
Yeah. Hot chicks.
00:39:10
Hot chicks dig bald people. There's a very.
00:39:13
I think they only let hot chicks dig bald people when they're who you like.
00:39:17
Well, people.
00:39:18
Sickos was an Elaine quote from Seinfeld.
00:39:20
Very obscure. Oh, here you go, sickos.
00:39:24
Oh, good.
00:39:27
That's one of the retarded segments on our show.
00:39:30
The most retarded retarded us.
00:39:32
Is it really?
00:39:32
Because we have ones that involve actual.
00:39:37
Yeah.
00:39:39
Sure.
00:39:41
I assume everyone has down syndrome.
00:39:49
Oh, wait a minute.
00:39:49
I'm sorry. That might not be the right one.
00:39:52
It's the wrong one.
00:39:54
You can't say that anyway.
00:39:58
That's offensive to all members.
00:40:05
That's very offensive.
00:40:06
Right?
00:40:09
Well, now we can mess it up.
00:40:10
It's funny.
00:40:12
Oh. I forgot the camera died
00:40:18
and got.
00:40:23
These are all mashed up right now.
00:40:25
I have not missing any of them.
00:40:26
That's why most of them are probably going to be horrible.
00:40:28
Okay, I now bring on the Prince.
00:40:32
One was pretty good.
00:40:33
I like that one.
00:40:34
I say that,
00:40:35
oh yeah, come on.
00:40:37
When the elevator tries to break you down, the hardest thing.
00:40:41
Okay guys.
00:40:42
My time.
00:40:43
So your tell man I got him.
00:40:46
Is anybody else besides me wondering what the fuck Sam has done
00:40:49
to keep themselves in third place?
00:40:51
No, price point.
00:40:53
I think
00:40:55
they're actually.
00:40:57
They also produce wire.
00:40:58
They're probably, like, the second or third best wire producer.
00:41:02
Because Miller doesn't produce wire.
00:41:05
Lincoln produces wire.
00:41:06
Issa produces wire welding.
00:41:09
Why do you say wire?
00:41:09
Do you mean well in corrections or the wire that you you're welding at melt?
00:41:14
Yeah. So do whatever you called it. Wire
00:41:18
nine times smaller than your telephone.
00:41:21
You got a bigger fucking ass on my wall.
00:41:24
Got a little more cake in my drawer, y'all.
00:41:27
I got a little more splitting, but y'all, you can my trust.
00:41:32
Did he say something?
00:41:33
And it spit in his jaw that that's chewing tobacco.
00:41:37
Rather.
00:41:37
I have no idea
00:41:39
that you, I want to make.
00:41:41
But I'm ready maker.
00:41:42
Then you know we're not north, but we're northerners.
00:41:44
Sorry, I misspoke.
00:41:46
You are correct. We are not up north.
00:41:48
That looks like some kind of a blow
00:41:51
or gas.
00:41:53
Okay, what am I gonna say? Nozzle?
00:41:56
Let me say that looks like a novel.
00:41:58
I always reorder with the fuc.
00:42:00
I don't know why.
00:42:01
I always called it a ribbon.
00:42:06
But I'm not a welder.
00:42:10
But be an electrician.
00:42:11
I don't think I could have called it a wire.
00:42:13
You see? That's confusing.
00:42:14
Removed tip before feeding new wire through.
00:42:18
Oh, they call it a wire.
00:42:19
All right, you're right.
00:42:20
That's three. That's two times I was right about welding.
00:42:23
He might actually be a welder.
00:42:25
I'm not, but I do have one.
00:42:31
So shout out
00:42:33
if you if you need any welding done.
00:42:36
Ryan, I work the night shift because I,
00:42:39
I he agree with withdraw
00:42:43
I he agree I agree that you're with them too.
00:42:47
All right.
00:42:48
There are fewer of the bottom.
00:42:50
He's because he's high but we can't count the people.
00:42:53
So I believe it's less like he
00:42:57
is it even because it's figurative, you could still actually count people
00:43:00
because we don't know how many people.
00:43:03
Right?
00:43:03
So you just there.
00:43:04
It's really just everyone stopping you everywhere you go to just kind of
00:43:08
have a random chit chat like you're that you're
00:43:12
who? Ryan.
00:43:13
You know anyone?
00:43:15
Any of me? No, I, I agree with you.
00:43:16
I said if you walk into a store, they should say, hi, my,
00:43:18
how may I help you and leave everything else?
00:43:20
The level of friendliness and waste time up to you.
00:43:23
I'd prefer leaving myself open to a random encounter
00:43:26
in the life of a hermit.
00:43:30
No one said like if you got.
00:43:31
If you want to either or the black and white and like go, what do you like?
00:43:35
You like gray, but you want to talk to the little, like 23 year
00:43:39
old fucking blond haired little no, fuck I don't.
00:43:42
But 711.
00:43:43
How about let me let me go? Yeah.
00:43:44
I'd rather wait now to Cleveland.
00:43:47
Let me give you a hypothetical.
00:43:48
You get so sick of trying to get a six pack of podcast like a
00:43:53
here's just a hypothetical.
00:43:54
This is not true.
00:43:54
But let's see what's so sick of that shit you start badmouthing?
00:43:57
Like, I don't know, Taco Bell, cashiers.
00:44:00
Right?
00:44:01
And then you realize you can't go to the three closest to you.
00:44:03
Then the next thing you know, you can't go to the six closest to you.
00:44:05
Now you bad mouth them all because they're so friendly.
00:44:08
Shut the fuck up and give me my food.
00:44:10
Now you I avoid.
00:44:11
Now you need something, you need taco Bell.
00:44:12
But I'll more like. Sure.
00:44:14
He won't even say hello. He's a rude prick.
00:44:17
He has a perfectly valid point.
00:44:18
But we're not going to give him Taco Bell anymore.
00:44:20
I've stopped frequenting places because I've become too much of a regular
00:44:24
where it's becoming obnoxious to where I haven't.
00:44:28
I haven't ordered a beer and they're already giving me another one.
00:44:30
Meanwhile, I didn't want another one.
00:44:32
So I feel pressure to drink more.
00:44:34
Which, yeah, if I make that decision on my own, fine.
00:44:37
But if you just give me a beer without asking, that's a problem to me.
00:44:40
I just you've got anti-social tendencies.
00:44:44
If I, if I didn't go, I didn't go there for a little while.
00:44:47
I'll pay for that.
00:44:49
I mean, I walked in, I would get like, oh, where have you been?
00:44:52
And it's like, wherever the fuck I want to be.
00:44:53
Why do I have to explain that to you where I've been?
00:44:56
See, I think I think you have a point, but I think you're going overboard
00:44:59
to the point.
00:44:59
Well, like, what am I supposed to say?
00:45:00
Like I've just been around, like, I don't know, man.
00:45:02
You're like. You're like area.
00:45:05
Yeah.
00:45:06
So yeah, you could do.
00:45:07
Wait, what? No. People are two. Hold on a second.
00:45:10
Nosy people are just too nosy.
00:45:12
I don't I don't have the like.
00:45:14
Yeah, but there's two.
00:45:15
You must have everything unlock with your life.
00:45:18
If you have no worries on your end.
00:45:20
And you're worried about why I'm wearing this fucking sweatshirt,
00:45:23
that must be it, right? That's why he's working at 7-Eleven.
00:45:26
I'm assuming he's got everything.
00:45:28
He's got everything on fucking lock.
00:45:30
So he's worried about me making sure I'm going my shit, right.
00:45:34
Whoever said that, he's. He's got you captive right there.
00:45:36
That's the main reason.
00:45:39
Yeah, and he's probably lonely.
00:45:41
He's been at work for 8 to 16 hours. Most likely.
00:45:44
So am I supposed to store? Am I supposed to hold? And
00:45:47
he. Yeah. No.
00:45:48
You. Instead of being just like, I'm just, I have fun.
00:45:52
You can do what I do.
00:45:54
You can flirt with them, flirt with them.
00:45:56
Hopefully he's not gay.
00:45:57
And he will stop talking to you immediately.
00:45:59
That always works. Well.
00:46:00
We found out though, because no, no, no one shows up to bail me out.
00:46:04
Yeah. You're right.
00:46:04
If he's gay, then you might literally be for another 12 minutes.
00:46:08
I might literally get fucked.
00:46:10
Literally.
00:46:12
Oh, well, that's where I live.
00:46:14
You need to like, comment, subscribe.
00:46:15
We're here about my Buffalo Wild Wings story where the guy just like, hey,
00:46:20
I think we should start the theme at 959 so you can actually say
00:46:24
it's 10:00.
00:46:26
Is it okay?
00:46:27
See, even though I made the theme, I make sure I make it under a minute.
00:46:30
So when you come in, it's always 10:00 and 59 seconds, but
00:46:34
your clock must save one.
00:46:36
Oh, actually, last week it was in mid-sentence.
00:46:40
It switched.
00:46:43
Yeah. You're learning though.
00:46:44
You got to give it a little moment, right. Or no.
00:46:46
Oh, you the time switch. Yeah, we did fix something.
00:46:49
Now where we actually hear your whole hi
00:46:52
here is whole I hear your whole hi.
00:46:55
Hi. Coming in.
00:46:57
Hi I'm is now that's where it usually starts.
00:47:00
So, was that that was a far enough.
00:47:06
What's the show about?
00:47:07
Did a smoke detector just beep
00:47:10
beep.
00:47:11
I swear I heard a spell or beep.
00:47:12
I didn't un beef that man. What's your.
00:47:15
Why are we here?
00:47:16
Give me that much higher.
00:47:18
There we go.
00:47:19
Higher also.
00:47:23
I know I'm like,
00:47:26
oh, give it up us.
00:47:30
So I oh, oh
00:47:38
isn't that the skyline of Cleveland in the pictures?
00:47:41
Maybe that's why I keep guessing it.
00:47:44
No, that's a water front.
00:47:47
They had I hate to break it to you,
00:47:50
but the Ohio River and, and, Lake
00:47:54
Erie is definitely very involved in Cleveland, like,
00:47:59
very involved in Cleveland.
00:48:04
I think I was thinking in Columbus.
00:48:05
So I'll even be so bold
00:48:06
is I think that that bridge right there is the flats in Ohio.
00:48:11
Oh, I think that's my I think this is my double tree right here.
00:48:15
Yeah. So I'm not psychic subconsciously.
00:48:17
I must be seeing that picture.
00:48:19
Or is this the first time
00:48:20
with not where I'm saying currently, but I do occasionally see the double.
00:48:23
But I'm I'm not going to say Cleveland anymore.
00:48:26
I don't give a shit.
00:48:27
I'm outside of Cleveland now that I know. Oh, well, so we didn't.
00:48:30
That's a good that's a good.
00:48:31
Don't be very more specific.
00:48:33
We need to start guessing the room and then see if our listeners can find him
00:48:37
before the room number. Yeah.
00:48:38
You ever see that? Oh, yeah.
00:48:39
That's the podcast stick.
00:48:42
He sits out the middle of the wilderness and people try to go track him somehow.
00:48:46
Right?
00:48:46
And if you do find draw during the show, we'll send you a t shirt and a hat.
00:48:52
Yeah. I've never watched the show.
00:48:53
I guess he sits there for hours and even days sometimes, but I
00:48:56
you always hear somebody yelling in the distance
00:48:58
and they start, you know, they find them and then they win money or something.
00:49:02
We should
00:49:02
definitely have some money contests.
00:49:05
I will play, am I right?
00:49:07
Are we allowed to play?
00:49:09
No, no. Yeah.
00:49:11
Your job is to find draw.
00:49:14
Yeah.
00:49:16
So what?
00:49:16
It's a show about
00:49:19
this one like topic, I hope so,
00:49:21
I have people I have people in my life now that they know about the show.
00:49:24
Enough where they always ask me, you know, what's what's the.
00:49:27
I've actually got a dilemma.
00:49:28
This is this is this is part one of a two parter.
00:49:32
Next week, I want to do the world.
00:49:35
Here's the problem.
00:49:36
That's two words.
00:49:37
It's flat.
00:49:38
It's flat.
00:49:39
The problem is it's flat.
00:49:42
Is it?
00:49:43
That got really just flat.
00:49:45
Really quiet. All of a sudden.
00:49:47
Yeah. That's stupid.
00:49:49
Demonstrably false.
00:49:52
What?
00:49:52
That the world is flat? Yes.
00:49:55
My world is flat. I used to get my friends.
00:49:57
It would pit. What?
00:49:58
You got to get activated. You got to come protesting.
00:50:00
But I was like, you know what?
00:50:01
If it doesn't affect my world, it doesn't exist.
00:50:03
Yeah. You don't know what that means.
00:50:06
Like do something, call to action, do something.
00:50:08
I was like, you know what? It doesn't bother me. It's not.
00:50:10
I would go be so far as to say if it doesn't bother me, I'm not aware of it.
00:50:13
It's not even in my world.
00:50:14
So technically, I will be.
00:50:16
I will be one of those believers.
00:50:17
My world is flat right now
00:50:20
where I am.
00:50:21
Okay, I'm not saying that I never said.
00:50:22
I never said the earth. I just said my word.
00:50:24
I mean, yeah, Michigan is generally flat.
00:50:27
That's why I want it to be the world.
00:50:29
Because you're not talking about Earth.
00:50:31
I'm talking when I say the world.
00:50:33
I mean, you ever did the universe.
00:50:35
Everything you ever drive through,
00:50:37
everything that's fucking flat, that's flatter than Michigan.
00:50:40
No. When you get to Ohio and Georgia are pretty flat.
00:50:43
But Ohio, until you get to southern.
00:50:46
And so until you get to so the Kentucky,
00:50:50
Ohio was really certain to be flat until you get to Kentucky.
00:50:54
No, no. Oh, I guess Cincinnati is Kentucky.
00:50:55
So you're when you get closer to the penis or I'm sorry, West vagina.
00:50:59
Sorry. Right.
00:51:00
Isn't that the Kentucky I'm sorry the airport is in Kentucky.
00:51:06
Can't Erkki.
00:51:08
Yeah. Wow. Ohio airport.
00:51:10
The the call letters are like, K, I don't know what the fuck they are,
00:51:13
but it makes you think that counties Turkey.
00:51:18
You said you said cunt in your monologue.
00:51:20
I didn't I don't I thought you didn't swear.
00:51:22
Did you hear I don't in the monologue. Yeah.
00:51:25
He didn't have to cut that.
00:51:26
He said no he did that continuously.
00:51:29
He's like I better slow it down.
00:51:30
And then you slowed it down and said it again.
00:51:33
It was great.
00:51:34
Oh, okay.
00:51:35
Oh, yes.
00:51:36
The cosmic hunt,
00:51:39
that is.
00:51:40
We just said the cosmic hunt.
00:51:43
I like it, God.
00:51:44
Cosmic hunt, November 18th.
00:51:48
Remember that Gary said cunt.
00:51:51
The cosmic hunt.
00:51:53
That's why I had to slow it down.
00:51:54
Because I hear you right the second.
00:51:56
The second time you said the cosmic hunt. I heard it,
00:52:00
but we heard the other one, too.
00:52:02
Yeah, yeah, that's why I had to slow it down.
00:52:04
But my whole point was, life is fleeting.
00:52:07
Make the most of it as above, so below.
00:52:16
That we're done.
00:52:18
That. You know what? That.
00:52:20
Yeah. Yeah.
00:52:21
I mean, it is what it is.
00:52:24
Oh, I hate that saying. Fuck.
00:52:26
That is the most.
00:52:26
Yeah. Wow. Excuse me. What do you mean? Here's the.
00:52:29
It was circular logic.
00:52:30
That is just a, restatement. It's not redundant.
00:52:33
It's repetitive.
00:52:35
It is what you can do. You mean?
00:52:37
I reply back when my kids would say that it is.
00:52:39
What you mean.
00:52:40
That's like saying my book is true because my book says trying to say don't, don't.
00:52:45
I thought somebody in here believed in free determinism.
00:52:48
Nope.
00:52:51
Determinism?
00:52:54
No. Yeah.
00:52:54
Determined of determined determinism.
00:52:56
Determinism. Free.
00:52:59
Yeah.
00:52:59
If if you wasn't free, then it's not determined.
00:53:03
I like anything that's free.
00:53:07
Oh, is this the retarded one?
00:53:09
No. You guys go to the beach, ever.
00:53:11
These things are in the beach everywhere.
00:53:13
Never again.
00:53:14
There's all kinds of shit in the beach.
00:53:15
Ready?
00:53:17
You're covered so much longer than you want it to be.
00:53:21
Thanks, Gary.
00:53:25
What the hell does she shove it in her vagina next?
00:53:28
Well, it's a worm.
00:53:29
No way.
00:53:32
No, I wanted to do a follow up on that grape lady,
00:53:34
because I heard those boys swim up your pee hole.
00:53:38
The noises she was making, like she got really hurt.
00:53:41
Like she couldn't breathe.
00:53:42
Oh, shit. It's a whole serious.
00:53:44
I don't like that face.
00:53:46
Oh, look, all of the above is pretty. Damn.
00:53:49
I like how they trick it, though, with the food thing, I don't know.
00:53:52
Wait, what did you do with the.
00:53:54
Oh, my God, there's like this just planted there.
00:54:00
What is the beach, dude?
00:54:01
Okay. Ooh, who cares what you doing with no hunting them?
00:54:04
Do they attack people? They swim up. You're.
00:54:05
It's kind of fucking mouth, dude.
00:54:07
It's biting onto the food that they're putting down there.
00:54:09
So what do you think it's going to do if you sat right there?
00:54:12
I don't know, I'm not over there.
00:54:15
There's like a horsefly.
00:54:16
Just bite me. Nope.
00:54:17
It was a fucking 17 inch beach worm.
00:54:20
Okay? It's just a worm. It's no different than a chicken.
00:54:23
I mean, let's play nothing but chicken attack from now on.
00:54:28
What do you mean?
00:54:28
What's a chicken attack now, I love that you.
00:54:32
Oh, go!
00:54:34
Does this kid have arms?
00:54:37
Oh, yeah.
00:54:39
That is not a chicken.
00:54:42
Oh, that is a chicken.
00:54:44
Yeah. Oh,
00:54:47
snap.
00:54:49
Oh, look at it. You know that.
00:54:51
That's how you can tell when a kid really gets hurt.
00:54:53
Because it took me that long. Oh.
00:55:00
It sounds like draw with you
00:55:02
straight about being friendly, right? Okay.
00:55:06
These parents all need to be fucking.
00:55:08
Oh, that was a good one. Okay.
00:55:10
Where is CPS?
00:55:14
What?
00:55:17
What?
00:55:19
That one is the only one I do not feel sorry for.
00:55:22
Right?
00:55:28
Oh, that was sexual forever.
00:55:30
Yeah.
00:55:32
Very good.
00:55:32
Oh, she gets back.
00:55:34
Yeah, I don't know.
00:55:36
What am I doing myself?
00:55:38
Freeze up chicken.
00:55:40
That,
00:55:43
chicken that I love.
00:55:45
Like that you're a bad boy.
00:55:48
First you play them, I love you. Come.
00:55:51
Let's go.
00:55:51
Daddy's get more chicken eyes.
00:55:54
But you can go. Oh.
00:55:57
Oh, shit.
00:55:58
You know that?
00:56:00
Oh, not look like
00:56:04
you want to try.
00:56:12
I am,
00:56:14
I am mortified that I ruined drawers.
00:56:16
So surprised with my password.
00:56:20
You're an asshole.
00:56:22
I know that's a character I play on this show.
00:56:26
And also my real life kid video
00:56:29
to help, you know, when you upload the kid videos should be up
00:56:31
also when you filmed.
00:56:33
We have to fix that.
00:56:34
Yeah.
00:56:35
I don't watch the kid videos cuz I want to wait I love you,
00:56:38
I love Gary, it's video.
00:56:39
This is hard not to watch in here.
00:56:42
I think you need some editing.
00:56:45
Remember when I told you I went to my when I was a child?
00:56:47
I went to the blind first blind kid and said, look, look, I wanted to show my toy.
00:56:51
And I didn't realize because I was so small
00:56:53
and, like, oh, person wasn't good enough.
00:56:55
Yeah, the chances are, oh, this is bad.
00:56:57
Three times. It's so bad.
00:56:59
This this guy did the same thing, but a little worse.
00:57:02
Yeah, but he's an adult.
00:57:05
Gifted me, I guess.
00:57:08
Yeah. No,
00:57:12
no, you just treat me like dude.
00:57:17
Oh, but it's tough.
00:57:18
Yeah, right.
00:57:21
Stop already.
00:57:23
Like, examining my man
00:57:25
who's a wonderful child at a little karate class or little Clark karate workshop
00:57:29
who smashes a board on two bricks with her foot.
00:57:33
She just happens to have absolutely no arms.
00:57:36
She must have been born or had a horrible accident.
00:57:38
But whatever she's getting by.
00:57:40
Wonderful, brave little girl, the volunteer helper
00:57:43
or worker, whatever decides to first say, hey, high five, double high five.
00:57:47
And the girls, just like the what?
00:57:50
I don't know what I'm supposed to do.
00:57:52
So he actually realized that you got to give him credit.
00:57:54
He's like, oh wait, should I can't do high five.
00:57:56
So his next move was
00:58:00
like, let's do like maybe, maybe just a single high five.
00:58:02
Maybe she can. Maybe she has one arm.
00:58:05
Nope.
00:58:05
She doesn't even have one arm.
00:58:08
And I mean, how about a fist bump
00:58:11
and just do the shoulder.
00:58:14
Shoulder punch.
00:58:18
The shoulder.
00:58:21
You nailed that poor, though, I give you that.
00:58:22
She fucking nailed that board.
00:58:24
That was a girl. I mean. Yeah.
00:58:26
So, you know,
00:58:27
the legs are naturally strong and body weight is behind you, you know?
00:58:31
Yeah. If she. They were chopping board, she did it with her foot. She should have.
00:58:34
She should have jumped up and did a double foot high five.
00:58:39
She should
00:58:41
very point
00:58:43
I got more my my worm theme for life.
00:58:46
I don't know why, but ever see this monster?
00:58:48
You beautiful people. I hope you're having a wonderful day.
00:58:50
It's short day.
00:58:51
We talk about the mole cricket.
00:58:54
What critters spend most of their lives underground.
00:58:57
There are different cons for different soils.
00:59:00
I think that's okay.
00:59:02
They have strong front legs.
00:59:04
They're saying, do aliens exist?
00:59:07
Monsters like the umber Hulk or the bullied?
00:59:11
Whatever.
00:59:12
Okay, these interesting insects only grow 3 to 5cm.
00:59:16
Or if you're an American, 1.2 to 1.9 inches.
00:59:22
Like cultivated soil, because they could dig through it easily.
00:59:25
I didn't listen to this either.
00:59:26
I just saw the monster show.
00:59:28
That makes me think of that boom.
00:59:32
That is, it looks like a monster to me, doesn't it?
00:59:35
Kind of looks like a grasshopper to me.
00:59:37
Or a cricket,
00:59:39
but it lives underground.
00:59:40
Cricket.
00:59:42
I'm like a mud cricket.
00:59:44
It looks like a mud cricket.
00:59:47
And I don't want to muddy the waters.
00:59:57
Oh, no.
00:59:59
There.
01:00:03
Looks.
01:00:05
We need Muddy waters bumper.
01:00:10
That was great.
01:00:12
Great timing.
01:00:15
So quick.
01:00:17
Another quick one here.
01:00:18
Trump has been accused of picking people
01:00:22
that may not be qualified for the position. For
01:00:27
which he was hired.
01:00:30
I have one thing that
01:00:32
that you can show people that say that
01:00:36
here are four appointments from Biden
01:00:40
because they look do they look qualified to you?
01:00:43
Not one of them.
01:00:43
The one, the one on the bottom right was arrested
01:00:46
and immediately removed from his position.
01:00:49
Is, are you are you looking for the same bottom right as I am?
01:00:54
I don't want to say anything wrong.
01:00:55
And but qualified.
01:00:58
As far as what?
01:00:59
Because I feel like this is a very diverse group.
01:01:03
I don't quite like to do their job again.
01:01:07
We have a job to be female, we have a lesbian,
01:01:10
we have a transgender male, and we also have a homosexual.
01:01:14
Okay.
01:01:15
All of them picked
01:01:15
most likely for what you said instead of I'm assuming the top rate is a homosexual.
01:01:19
I don't know who he is, but I just the way he looks, I can tell
01:01:22
you. Oh booty.
01:01:24
Just saying stupid name booty booty juice
01:01:28
indeed. Yep.
01:01:31
It's a Biden. Call them month.
01:01:33
I didn't know what he looked like.
01:01:34
I've never really given much.
01:01:36
The other thing, which I don't have any video
01:01:37
but I'm hoping you do, is everyone is doing the Trump dance now.
01:01:40
Has anyone seen this?
01:01:42
I've not seen the Trump dance.
01:01:44
The Trump dance is the new fucking Macarena and I don't like it.
01:01:49
But people say I don't have a video of it.
01:01:51
I have nothing but the dog eat, eat the cat,
01:01:55
eat the dog, eat, dance.
01:01:57
No, when he actually I it actually dances.
01:02:01
I pull it up.
01:02:02
I really thought draw would have it.
01:02:04
It's right in the wheelhouse.
01:02:06
Yeah, it is in my wheelhouse.
01:02:08
I don't dance because it's the Trump dance.
01:02:10
Why would you assume that? It's in my wheelhouse?
01:02:12
You have link in the electric underwear.
01:02:16
Yeah, it's Lincoln Electric did sponsor it
01:02:20
all. This clip that's going
01:02:21
viral across this, relates to Donald Trump.
01:02:24
And first look at it.
01:02:25
Did you see the defeated?
01:02:28
Yeah I knew he had initial candidate.
01:02:29
He may not have had it earlier, but he has it now.
01:02:31
All the things that make me mad about those other guys
01:02:33
and all the things they do wrong.
01:02:35
The one thing I don't think this is them for
01:02:38
is they're trying to steal the joy from this country.
01:02:41
Hold up. Wait a minute.
01:02:43
Something right.
01:02:45
Wait a minute.
01:02:46
All right. They've taken the joy out of the country.
01:02:48
So have a look at, what Donald Trump seems to be doing to Joy
01:02:54
Trump's iconic dance moves, the sweeping the internet and winning him a lot.
01:02:58
Yeah. That's it across the globe.
01:03:00
You mean to just sum up the round?
01:03:03
I say you're not cause you that you gotta pause it
01:03:08
when the blue team does it be unhappy?
01:03:12
Brother, talk about toxic masculinity.
01:03:15
Yeah, he's. Come on. We've been doing that.
01:03:17
Every man can actually do the Kenny report forever.
01:03:22
Yeah, it's just kind of.
01:03:23
It's like your minimum basic.
01:03:25
But that's nothing new.
01:03:27
It's called the Trump.
01:03:28
Well, neither was the Macarena.
01:03:29
Everything's been done before, but right now it's called the Trump dance.
01:03:32
And I don't think I don't think the Macarena specifically
01:03:34
was ever done before prior to the Macarena.
01:03:36
I don't think that combination in secession,
01:03:38
I think it was it was called the Hokey Pokey.
01:03:40
I you're so old.
01:03:41
I mean, you're so young, you cross your hands.
01:03:43
No, no, no, no.
01:03:46
The Macarena is a version of the do it yourself hokey, you know,
01:03:49
is it one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
01:03:54
And then you change direction.
01:03:55
You face the right and it goes with something else. So
01:04:01
it's pretty.
01:04:02
You know, I'm not a nerd.
01:04:03
I just grew up that was popular in the 90s,
01:04:07
and I was in elementary school, so you couldn't avoid it.
01:04:09
I love how he defends the nerd.
01:04:11
We're not nerds either.
01:04:13
I pop culture, it was pop culture when I grew up.
01:04:17
Sorry.
01:04:17
Well, the Lions did the Trump dance when they won 52 to 6.
01:04:22
They score every drive this weekend.
01:04:24
They secured yards.
01:04:25
They broke, broke every record.
01:04:27
I'm not a fan, but I have to play it.
01:04:32
And they played the worst team in the league.
01:04:34
What do you want
01:04:36
for work on the field?
01:04:39
I tried the, Lions in my whole lifetime.
01:04:42
Whenever they play the they're 1 in 5, 1 in 5, and I mean five and one.
01:04:46
And they play a one and five team.
01:04:47
Typically they played down to that level and they lose the game.
01:04:50
They're absolutely supposed to win. Yes.
01:04:52
So two weeks in a row they did two things that I've never seen before.
01:04:57
They won that game I'm sorry.
01:04:59
Three things. Never in my lifetime.
01:05:01
They had five turnovers last week and actually won the game.
01:05:03
So that's what they came back from.
01:05:05
It at the end too.
01:05:06
Like usually they lose that game this week, right?
01:05:09
A game they absolutely were supposed to win wasn't a trap game.
01:05:11
They actually want it.
01:05:11
And for the first time ever in my life,
01:05:13
Vegas is saying they are the Super Bowl winning favorite.
01:05:16
I don't know what's going on.
01:05:18
I'm worried that Biden is going to go to war
01:05:20
with fucking Iran, and they're going to like that'll.
01:05:22
The Lions never, ever have found a more unique way
01:05:25
to not make it to the Super Bowl.
01:05:26
But then that could be one war declared Super Bowl.
01:05:29
Not not going to happen.
01:05:31
The first was supposed to go to Buffalo Lions.
01:05:33
Super Bowl canceled.
01:05:36
Well, ultimately cancel culture.
01:05:38
All because they were doing the fucking Trump dance.
01:05:40
Biden's going to go to fucking war one yeah.
01:05:43
Ingram.
01:05:44
They get the first jump up in Jacksonville.
01:05:47
Went to high school.
01:05:48
They're getting you're supposed to keep talking.
01:05:50
Now watch the highlights I'm watching the highlights
01:05:54
I love the Honolulu blueberries I
01:05:57
I stopped watching this game when it got boring when they were up. By
01:06:01
then I was like, before the game started, that was like to, like ten years ago.
01:06:06
You can definitely speed it up, right?
01:06:07
20 are a lot of highlights.
01:06:11
So yeah, they scored every time
01:06:13
because the ball 91 to 94 was the best Lions team.
01:06:17
Besides this one that has been in my lifetime.
01:06:19
I wasn't around for the 50s obviously first and ten.
01:06:23
The, it doesn't mean you can't be all about the 50s team though.
01:06:25
You should get
01:06:27
it is in the 80s.
01:06:29
Had a pretty good team with Billy Sims, but then they they created a rap.
01:06:32
The Lions wrote a rap and they never won another game
01:06:35
because the Super Bowl shuffle.
01:06:37
The bears wrote a rap about the NFL teams.
01:06:40
All the NFL teams decided to start a rap, but was about spider
01:06:44
man, Allen and all those people.
01:06:45
Oh no, it wasn't even a rap.
01:06:46
They did it to Another One Bites the Dust.
01:06:48
We got to find that.
01:06:50
Yeah, I think, I think, oh no, you can't mention the thing
01:06:53
without rolling the clip Brady Yeah come on Brady yeah.
01:06:57
They never they never won another game.
01:06:59
So every time they do something great I'm just waiting for it to fall apart.
01:07:03
Like it's like there's already a clip rolling.
01:07:05
So I don't know if your girlfriend is cheated on the clip Brady.
01:07:09
Oh God. Click. Here we go.
01:07:13
Sometimes.
01:07:14
Why is that?
01:07:15
Why is that?
01:07:16
I was up there accidentally.
01:07:19
It's an accident.
01:07:23
Every fine.
01:07:26
No, don't go back to people who get into
01:07:28
helicopter accidents on accident. Man.
01:07:32
So that is a Russian helicopter.
01:07:34
I can I can actually recognize it, but.
01:07:38
Yeah. You're a helicopter aficionado.
01:07:41
No, but I played a certain particular game where you end up fighting the Russians
01:07:45
and you can score. No, that's not so nerdy.
01:07:48
It's like borderline nerd.
01:07:49
But at least Brady's, like, helicopter game.
01:07:53
I wear my nerd proud.
01:07:56
I do to, Oh, there's a,
01:07:58
Clash of Clans reference in the kids segment.
01:08:02
I well, you have my giant segment.
01:08:05
You have my giant clip.
01:08:06
I got, oh, you guys, there was a kid segment this week
01:08:11
there, over there.
01:08:12
That's probably going to get flagged. So.
01:08:14
All right. It's it's only 11. Oh.
01:08:15
Oh yeah. We got we have time.
01:08:17
Do you have anything to talk about.
01:08:19
Right. Yeah yeah yeah. The meaning of life.
01:08:22
Life. Love you guys. Oh pretty.
01:08:25
One knife.
01:08:26
Knife knife.
01:08:28
Well, that's what I was for. That.
01:08:30
That's what I was getting at with life is what you make of it.
01:08:33
It's. It's never.
01:08:35
Would you like to see homeless naked?
01:08:37
It's not.
01:08:39
If I drive down the road and a drunk driver decides to hit me
01:08:42
and make me a paralyzed. That's not what I've made of it.
01:08:44
Oh, no, no, no.
01:08:46
It's made.
01:08:47
There's external influences for sure.
01:08:50
Yeah.
01:08:50
So it's not what you make of it because I can't make my legs work again.
01:08:54
And then, you know, the people, you know, make it onto who to drive.
01:08:58
Meaning there was a lot of accidents are meaningless.
01:09:04
I was just trying to get.
01:09:05
I think that one's pretty. I don't know, they're.
01:09:07
He's got the secret of life, right here in the helicopter.
01:09:10
Oh, yeah. No alibi, man, as I got here.
01:09:14
Okay, you got
01:09:16
got there.
01:09:17
You got a date bar versus the man. That little boy.
01:09:19
That's me.
01:09:20
Almost as long as the kids.
01:09:22
My weird. This is my home.
01:09:24
I kid was not.
01:09:25
This was it. This time it does not.
01:09:27
How my way, man.
01:09:30
You like to see home was naked.
01:09:31
I heard some some rumors that I have a mullet.
01:09:33
Oh, my way you make it.
01:09:35
Are you like to see homos naked?
01:09:36
That's cool man, what a. It's not a mullet.
01:09:40
Make it.
01:09:41
Hey, like to see where you make it?
01:09:44
Who doesn't? It's fine.
01:09:45
That's fine.
01:09:48
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
01:09:50
I think there is something wrong with that.
01:09:53
Especially if you're not. You just asked for a clip.
01:09:55
You said. Do you have the Giants one?
01:09:58
Yeah, the Giants.
01:10:01
Yeah.
01:10:01
I don't know if the clips get shown tonight.
01:10:04
Hey, listen.
01:10:04
Clearly real this is that footage that was Mike Tyson right there.
01:10:10
Yeah, yeah.
01:10:11
And the real lady.
01:10:12
Because those guys don't look like they're floating people. So
01:10:17
I love this song,
01:10:19
Elliott.
01:10:22
He's hiding a bear.
01:10:24
Just put it.
01:10:26
Okay?
01:10:26
Okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay.
01:10:29
You're fighting a if you're fighting a bear.
01:10:31
Yeah, that was my Joe Pesci.
01:10:33
If you're fighting a bear, you shouldn't wear a bear skin.
01:10:37
Banana hammock. Right.
01:10:40
And you should probably totally wear it's rated dick.
01:10:43
I mean, why wouldn't it bite your dick, right?
01:10:47
Yeah. I mean, if this was real, right?
01:10:50
There's no way. And he's a swing, right?
01:10:52
It's he's not trying, dude. He's not trying to fight.
01:10:54
He's trying to take a shit or something. Look at his face.
01:10:57
Right. He's about to grab it.
01:10:59
He's got the poop in his hand.
01:11:00
He is. He just clipped in his hand.
01:11:03
Is that supposed to be Mike?
01:11:04
Mike Tyson? Yeah. The Segways are just riding themselves.
01:11:07
Speaking of, I missed the lines when. But now you said pooped in his hand.
01:11:10
So now I got to go back to it. You have a pooped in her hand video.
01:11:13
I didn't want to, but we got to do it.
01:11:17
Okay?
01:11:19
I'm not interested.
01:11:21
I'm not interested. That sounds kind of sketchy.
01:11:22
Shitting his pants mid-game.
01:11:24
I don't have anything to say about that, as I have one last question.
01:11:27
What's up with your, teammate?
01:11:28
So people that are maybe not seeing and listening,
01:11:32
this is Iman Ross Saint Brown Alliance talking to his brother.
01:11:34
They have a podcast
01:11:35
and he's talking about the incident where I forgot which player.
01:11:38
But one of the lineman of the Lions
01:11:39
who had an all white jersey on last week, not yesterday, but last week.
01:11:43
Yeah, suddenly had a giant brown spot, which if you're watching
01:11:47
the show, you're about to see a shooting his pants.
01:11:49
Oh, like I said, I don't know what
01:11:50
with all these people nowadays, anyone just get to do a podcast, you know?
01:11:54
What is this?
01:11:55
I don't think you ever get.
01:11:56
Oh, it's hard to tell. Are they going to zoom in?
01:11:58
I'm not going to find a
01:12:00
good production value.
01:12:01
Like, hey, bro, like the Brady you you can see it on your phone.
01:12:05
It's just hard to see it on here.
01:12:07
I the school.
01:12:09
Oh yes, you said Smith.
01:12:11
I said no way. No fucking way.
01:12:14
There it is.
01:12:15
What happened?
01:12:16
You see it? What happened?
01:12:18
Yeah.
01:12:19
He slid his pants.
01:12:20
And when, when, when question instead of just going, nah, man.
01:12:23
And never saying another word about it or saying, yeah man.
01:12:28
What he said is no, I sat in Gatorade.
01:12:30
Wait, I've never seen that.
01:12:32
But that's crazy.
01:12:33
I've heard of teammates pissing themselves on the sideline like,
01:12:35
you gotta go to the bathroom,
01:12:36
but like James Brown does, he don't know why it matters.
01:12:38
I just hate to had to be you.
01:12:40
I have one last question.
01:12:41
What's up? What's your, teammate? Well,
01:12:45
I don't care what it looks like,
01:12:46
but I definitely would care what it smelled like.
01:12:49
I wish I wish I would check the videos before I upload them.
01:12:51
I thought that was the one of him. Actually, there's a there's a nice.
01:12:53
Where is it?
01:12:56
But we don't need to see it.
01:12:57
Are you to find it?
01:12:58
Did you remove his name is Houston James Houston.
01:13:01
Shit.
01:13:01
That's all I stuff from your list here.
01:13:04
Google.
01:13:05
No, that's the that's the one I had.
01:13:07
I'm telling you, that was the one I had. James.
01:13:08
Oh here it was.
01:13:09
Yeah. So he should have he shit his pants. What do you care?
01:13:12
This is like the sauce.
01:13:13
He's going to help us with a song about that song.
01:13:17
It's to
01:13:19
give it a real
01:13:23
to go.
01:13:25
They're even calling it proof gay.
01:13:29
Pride House
01:13:31
got it on.
01:13:35
YouTube.
01:13:39
What's in your pants?
01:13:40
Belongs only to you.
01:13:42
So leave the questions in the
01:13:46
assumptions out of it.
01:13:50
Oh, man.
01:13:52
Oh, I love it too.
01:13:53
This actually video
01:13:54
here, the commentators talking about where they're putting the football
01:13:57
right after he goes, you can see where they're marking and then it stops.
01:14:01
Yeah. There's a mark. All right.
01:14:02
Where is it. Let me play that.
01:14:03
What are they marking.
01:14:05
Is there anything you just
01:14:09
do that.
01:14:09
Oh that just appeared didn't it.
01:14:16
I mean, it does only belong to him.
01:14:18
No, it was not there. And now it's there.
01:14:21
Oh, and the sound. What?
01:14:21
Come on. Why does why does Twitter always.
01:14:25
Unless it's woman get a spot early for that first leg split.
01:14:29
If you can.
01:14:31
Because that one is the more telling.
01:14:34
It's shiny. That's already.
01:14:35
I think it's there already.
01:14:37
Oh yeah, it's definitely there. He's playing. He's shit in play.
01:14:39
See now it looks Gatorade color there.
01:14:41
It doesn't look brown.
01:14:44
But that's the position aid dude.
01:14:47
Although knowing him he's probably drinking grape anyway.
01:14:49
But who I don't I don't think they.
01:14:53
What do you mean? You people?
01:14:56
What did he say?
01:14:59
Have.
01:15:01
I mean, I guess orange would be the second.
01:15:04
Second preferred.
01:15:06
See, Marcus,
01:15:09
you see where the mark comes?
01:15:10
That's what he says.
01:15:11
See, Mark, he wasn't talking about the mark we're looking at.
01:15:15
I don't think that. Yes, he was.
01:15:17
You see where the mark comes?
01:15:20
That's great.
01:15:22
James Houston shit.
01:15:23
His pants.
01:15:25
But you know what? That's grit.
01:15:27
That is lions grit.
01:15:29
Coach.
01:15:30
Coach, I got to go to the bathroom.
01:15:32
Do you think that's going to fly now? Why don't you.
01:15:35
Why don't you go to the bathroom at halftime?
01:15:37
Yeah.
01:15:40
Should have
01:15:41
would have,
01:15:43
could have.
01:15:44
This is part of the sauce.
01:15:45
He's, Oops.
01:15:47
I didn't.
01:15:50
So, so let's get to the tits.
01:15:55
I don't know why, but here they are.
01:15:58
Okay. Have to play first.
01:15:59
We have to play this shit.
01:16:03
Ha! Since that first watch, last.
01:16:07
Please, please, please
01:16:10
fix me horse and always.
01:16:13
Please, please. Here it is.
01:16:16
Hash.
01:16:16
And please, please, please,
01:16:20
just for us. Oh.
01:16:25
Oh, yeah.
01:16:25
Those are some healthy nipples.
01:16:27
Can you zoom in on them fucking honkers?
01:16:29
Are those, like, are.
01:16:31
So hold on, I can't if we had to just because I can she doesn't mean it's good.
01:16:37
You know we we've discussed in this podcast previously about batiste nipples.
01:16:41
These are what I would expect Batiste nipples to be.
01:16:44
Oh. He's like like or comment or,
01:16:48
let us know in the chat if I should zoom in on these tits.
01:16:52
Yeah, I know, like, there's a bra line.
01:16:54
I feel like there's also a bra there.
01:16:56
So these are being held back quite, quite extensively.
01:17:00
The answer is always yes.
01:17:01
Look, that's a bra line to the side.
01:17:04
The titty that you're pointing down right.
01:17:07
But that's good though.
01:17:08
That's I'm saying that's how.
01:17:10
That's how fucking thick them nipples are.
01:17:12
Oh right. Right.
01:17:13
And they're not, they're not long enough that they're folded.
01:17:16
What what is backing them.
01:17:18
So else.
01:17:20
What did he say?
01:17:23
Yikes.
01:17:25
You guys know what I mean?
01:17:26
I've seen a video where this Asian chick tied her nipples together
01:17:30
was, oh, dude, they were, like, three inches long, and she freaked out.
01:17:34
Oh, item.
01:17:35
When she got no shortened snip on Google it on Rumble.
01:17:40
Well, you know, Google it on Rumble. No, no.
01:17:45
The more you say no, you know what I hear?
01:17:47
I hear no though.
01:17:49
No no no nipples huge.
01:17:51
No no no nipples.
01:17:52
I wonder how big her Ariela is.
01:17:56
You can almost see it. I think her Ariel.
01:17:57
That's how prominent.
01:18:01
Look, look, Gary.
01:18:02
So in love with her. He's getting mad.
01:18:03
All right, get the get the nipples off the screen.
01:18:06
We need to look at her mind.
01:18:08
Look, I, I made sure I made sure.
01:18:10
Please make sure I know.
01:18:12
Oh, she had a crazy video.
01:18:13
Oh, she she just released one about the dangers of me. I,
01:18:19
I had no idea she was like a and only fans and all that stuff.
01:18:22
Okay, my idea.
01:18:28
That's what. Oh.
01:18:28
So Gary phoned about. Found out about her.
01:18:31
Yeah, yeah. That's it.
01:18:35
While I'm looking, where is my house?
01:18:37
In Pfeiffer.
01:18:40
This isn't House.
01:18:41
And Pfeiffer can't zoom the bunch of fagots on the basket.
01:18:44
I'm the the backward in the middle.
01:18:47
Fagots in a basket.
01:18:48
That's the name of my next album.
01:18:50
I know, because that's why they put that there.
01:18:52
So you can, like, stand all on it and, like, add 800 pounds to the fuck
01:18:56
I immediately sent.
01:18:57
I sent a picture of just the basket, and he put this up there.
01:19:01
And so I sent this to the course.
01:19:02
And now they want all your names there. Yeah.
01:19:05
They wonder why it fell over.
01:19:08
Wow. You said that the flip city
01:19:13
is that that's it's cool.
01:19:15
Yeah, that's the flip side.
01:19:17
Is that this golf course?
01:19:20
This golf course,
01:19:22
disc golf course. Two rumors.
01:19:24
My biggest worry is calling up on pizza on my money, bro.
01:19:29
Look at her outfit, though.
01:19:31
I want nipple friend.
01:19:32
Sure, he's all dolled up.
01:19:35
Give me the nipples.
01:19:36
I want Nipple Hassan Pfeiffer to tell me my news.
01:19:39
She's on something to listen to. This intro.
01:19:41
Contrary to rumors, my biggest worry isn't pineapple on pizza.
01:19:47
It's not scientific. All of a slowing down.
01:19:50
What's up?
01:19:50
Most of what gets published than I could say.
01:19:53
Yeah, this HP bullshit.
01:19:55
I don't blame people for thinking that I'll be
01:19:58
a little like tricking her.
01:20:01
They're on to something today.
01:20:02
I want to go she purposely because books.
01:20:04
There's nothing says fun YouTube video like statistical analysis.
01:20:08
Well ATF she doesn't she doesn't actually copy a lot of things.
01:20:12
I want to hear what you all think about this.
01:20:14
At first glance, sign seems to be doing exceptionally well.
01:20:19
The number of scientists worldwide has increased rapidly and continues.
01:20:24
Are we all scientists? Not just now. Yes we are.
01:20:27
We're all models.
01:20:28
We're all aware of the population.
01:20:30
They stay to animation.
01:20:31
Chase a number of scientists.
01:20:33
I'm a doctor.
01:20:34
You can see that even just last 30 years,
01:20:38
the numbers I get, I get bonuses, especially in the USA.
01:20:42
I wear a sweatshirt.
01:20:42
North America, you feel like your underwear with the number
01:20:46
of scientists, the number of scientific publications is increasing
01:20:50
pretty much exponentially in almost all fields.
01:20:54
Physics literature, for example, doubles approximately every 18 years.
01:20:58
Other fields grow even faster, like electrical engineering,
01:21:01
where the literature doubles in about nine years.
01:21:05
This is why most scientists think science is doing fine because it's
01:21:08
growing splendidly, like bacteria unforgotten. Don't complain.
01:21:11
There are lots of papers to talk about and contracts to go, grants
01:21:14
to hire more people to write, more people and hold more conferences.
01:21:16
And if I didn't convince you already that science is doing
01:21:19
fine outside conferences, they even sometimes hold on.
01:21:22
May I also suggest by you living your whole life
01:21:25
by speeding up the virtual people you talk to.
01:21:27
It may make your patients a little less for human does, right?
01:21:31
How may I help you?
01:21:33
By the time they're already there, three seconds in your life,
01:21:36
why aren't you at 1.5 speed, you fucking piece of shit!
01:21:39
I just ask, how can I help you?
01:21:40
You're like, why are you telling me your life story? I fucking hate you.
01:21:44
Yeah, but all the effort.
01:21:46
That's why I don't speed this up.
01:21:47
Because I worry that I'll get pulled into science has fewer.
01:21:49
Right?
01:21:51
Are you doing okay, buddy?
01:21:52
Buddy, I want you to start with the economic impacts,
01:21:54
or lack thereof, because this is the most obvious data.
01:21:58
You have a long first, you enjoy your lunch,
01:22:00
and then within a few years, you want people to think productivity
01:22:03
is something like labor, capital and technology.
01:22:05
So this is not only do I think and the output is from their perspective,
01:22:10
I, I was while I was watching that I was watching the neighbor rake is rake
01:22:14
my leaves back into my onto my property after he cleaned part of them up.
01:22:19
Now some of them are his leaves too, but it's like I don't give a shit
01:22:22
like like, yeah, don't I rake throw that shit in my property?
01:22:26
I, we have a giant tree and it goes everywhere. So I rake them both.
01:22:30
You rake cod,
01:22:32
I do,
01:22:34
I also yeah I'll shovel a lot again
01:22:37
helping his game. That's good to know.
01:22:40
Know helping so many of life.
01:22:45
I like I think that's a good topic helping us get it correct.
01:22:47
Yes homosexual I disagree.
01:22:50
I was trying to pinpoint it as the most interesting thing in the universe.
01:22:54
Now we don't know everything that's going on in the universe,
01:22:57
and there might be way more interesting things, but
01:23:00
life might be the most interesting thing
01:23:03
you're going to be able to encounter during your life span.
01:23:08
Do you mean
01:23:09
biological blah blah mumbo jumbo that you said earlier or the meaning of life?
01:23:14
The meaning of life?
01:23:14
Think that I have the the I know the secrets to happiness.
01:23:20
Oh, I want to know.
01:23:22
No, no.
01:23:23
Let me back.
01:23:24
Step.
01:23:24
To me, the meaning of life is the pursuit of happiness.
01:23:28
You might not always be happy.
01:23:29
Obviously, if you think world is always going
01:23:31
to be happy, you're probably clearly misguided.
01:23:35
All right.
01:23:35
Three things.
01:23:36
Three things that'll make you happy and could be possibly the meaning of life.
01:23:39
One is autonomy. People don't like to be told what to do.
01:23:42
They like they like to be in control, in and in their faculties of their job.
01:23:46
Yeah. That's autonomy. That's number one.
01:23:49
Mastery is number two.
01:23:51
Try to be a master at something.
01:23:52
Try to get good at something. It's very rewarding.
01:23:55
And three is purpose without purpose.
01:23:58
People just want to not be here.
01:24:01
So if you can get those three things in life or even some of those three things,
01:24:05
you will not even care about the meaning of life and stupid shit, I think.
01:24:09
Funny if you're going to be any one thing, have it
01:24:12
be funny.
01:24:17
So useful.
01:24:19
It's actually not particularly useful.
01:24:21
Like dance is being funny gay?
01:24:26
It depends on if you're joking about butt sex, I don't know.
01:24:29
Yeah, I was going to tell you. Took my line. I was like, why?
01:24:32
Your dick is in somebody's ass when you say the punch line, right?
01:24:36
Might be it might be gay because that person is a donkey male.
01:24:40
Is that what you call a donkey punch line?
01:24:42
If you're dick, no donkey, it's.
01:24:44
You might know donkey, male or female.
01:24:47
Does it matter?
01:24:49
Do you walk up to somebody and go, you're gay because you're fucking a male donkey?
01:24:53
Or would you be more concerned about the bestiality?
01:24:56
Now, typically I don't.
01:24:58
Is it okay? Got a gay male. Don't go. Oh you're gay.
01:25:00
I usually call straight people say, is it a gay? Don't call.
01:25:03
I call more straight people fagots than I do actual gay people.
01:25:06
I don't really call gay people fagots yeah, because this is middle school
01:25:09
and that's the most offensive thing you can say.
01:25:12
I usually call them queers or homos.
01:25:14
I don't call them Fagots.
01:25:17
Unless they're being really fagot.
01:25:19
As a child, what starts a conversation like that?
01:25:23
I went to this place called Queer Hollow,
01:25:26
and, it was,
01:25:29
that's the best record that they gave out in Pontiac I went to.
01:25:32
It sounds so, so dismissive of queers.
01:25:35
It was.
01:25:36
It was pretty cool.
01:25:37
It was called queer Hollow by all the locals.
01:25:39
And I would go to Queer Hollow because it was this,
01:25:42
wooded area with these giant folks, by any chance?
01:25:46
Yeah.
01:25:47
You kind of hung out and got really fucked up
01:25:49
and woke up with your butt hurt, and it was awesome.
01:25:51
Well, what was the name of the parking Queer Hollow?
01:25:56
Is it?
01:25:56
I really was, that's what we called it, Queer Hollow.
01:26:01
And we did. We were the Queer Hollow.
01:26:02
These ville Ohio down a queer house, bulldozed Ohio.
01:26:07
It's wrecked now.
01:26:09
Oh, it's not on that. It's on.
01:26:11
They ruined Queer Hollow,
01:26:15
where everyone.
01:26:16
Yeah, I think Queer Hollow ruined it's other hollow was on. Way.
01:26:26
It doesn't exist.
01:26:27
You made it up?
01:26:28
No. Clear. Hollow.
01:26:29
It was real.
01:26:32
I've got pictures of me and my cousin Robbie, and we're all muddy.
01:26:37
Oh, no, I wasn't. I went to Queer Hollow together.
01:26:39
Closest thing I feel is
01:26:41
where do all the quiet queers go in Austin and they go to Hippie Hollow.
01:26:45
Oh, okay. There you go.
01:26:47
But that's not what?
01:26:49
No, no, it was, Leadville, Ohio, queer hollow.
01:26:53
I want to find it.
01:26:55
I want to find a live cam of it. Even if we can.
01:26:58
No, you're not going to do it.
01:27:01
Why? Why would you mention it?
01:27:03
Not have the clip ready. Brady.
01:27:06
I, failed,
01:27:09
you?
01:27:10
Yes. Playing nothing but chicken attack from now on.
01:27:16
Why are you gay?
01:27:20
You bam!
01:27:24
Kung fu ninja cowboy.
01:27:29
He got happy when he realized he could kick it.
01:27:31
He's like, come on, let's go. Check me again.
01:27:33
Try this again, bitch.
01:27:34
I'm not scared.
01:27:35
That's a lesson to every kid in the world. Right there.
01:27:38
Look at the ones that cried and ran.
01:27:40
They'll never touch another chicken.
01:27:42
Don't look at that.
01:27:44
And look at the chicken.
01:27:45
The chicken is the kid.
01:27:46
Now the chicken is like, fuck yeah, yeah.
01:27:49
Look right back the other way.
01:27:51
Back the other one again.
01:27:52
He's one of us, you know, you take the child.
01:27:55
There you go.
01:27:57
Watch the pirate. Right?
01:27:58
He's like, oh wait, I got it now, motherfucker.
01:28:00
Yeah, I want to see him kick it again.
01:28:02
Very good.
01:28:05
His dad.
01:28:05
Wait a minute. That now the way how happy his dad is.
01:28:08
He may have been.
01:28:09
They may have done that a couple times.
01:28:11
I think she got stabbed in the cooter there was a fatality.
01:28:15
A cock ever touched her pussy?
01:28:18
When I was seven years old.
01:28:21
And a cock touch him up. Pussy.
01:28:23
I got a video of it.
01:28:26
I got here
01:28:29
very good.
01:28:32
Yeah. No,
01:28:35
I, I to take in the sex.
01:28:40
Oh, dude, that girl is fucking screaming.
01:28:44
That was a boy.
01:28:45
And that was, you're a big Vince or Conor.
01:28:52
Why are you talking to me, man?
01:28:54
Oh. Dogs running.
01:28:55
Wow. What we're seeing. Yo,
01:29:00
that kid's too little. V.
01:29:02
Oh, fuck.
01:29:04
Oh, jeez. To think you deserve that.
01:29:07
He's too little.
01:29:07
He doesn't understand aggression.
01:29:10
He almost took his eye out the parents to be fucking.
01:29:14
We could only hope. We could only hope.
01:29:17
I'm the only one.
01:29:18
That's the only one that's getting pissed off by most of these videos, right?
01:29:21
Yeah.
01:29:22
Fucking these parents.
01:29:23
What the fuck? Parents?
01:29:25
You know, so we went up to. Great. Yeah.
01:29:28
Great. No, where do we go?
01:29:29
Where? Where do you feed the bears? Jelly?
01:29:31
Where do you feed the bears jelly?
01:29:32
Nowhere. You know, I,
01:29:36
Yeah, you do my way to feed the bears.
01:29:39
I'm like, you guys think there's a wall?
01:29:41
But I think there's laws against as good as born as good are.
01:29:45
Osborne farms is up in Michigan.
01:29:48
You pay them, like, ten bucks, you walk around, you see,
01:29:50
and you look down at big bears, and you pay him another ten bucks,
01:29:53
and they take in his little pen and they feed they.
01:29:55
You get to hold a baby bear with claws and feed it fucking jelly off a stick.
01:30:00
And everyone's laughing and I'm standing outside filming, going,
01:30:04
this is where you, this is where we get a divorce.
01:30:07
My wife.
01:30:07
Because she's in there with the two kids and she's holding a tiny baby.
01:30:10
And then my other son, who's, like, not not old enough, I just.
01:30:14
I thought, it's crazy. Yeah, that is crazy.
01:30:17
You can look at shortly after we left, of course,
01:30:21
there was an incident, right.
01:30:23
Not let not like to be my say, please.
01:30:26
What took you that?
01:30:29
Oh, yeah.
01:30:31
Wild animals are not straight.
01:30:33
Polar bear attack.
01:30:35
Same thing happened when we were in Florida. We were.
01:30:37
We were swimming in Cocoa Beach in murky water in the worst time.
01:30:41
And I'm like, this is stupid.
01:30:43
I know nothing about swimming, water surfing,
01:30:46
but I do know when it's overcast and murky water.
01:30:49
You shouldn't be waiting in waist deep water.
01:30:52
It's just unheard of.
01:30:54
Everyone's like, oh, you're over paranoid. You're fucking ruin everything.
01:30:56
You just let's just go swimming, blah blah blah.
01:30:58
I'm like, all right, fine.
01:30:59
Not days later, while we were still in Florida, two people
01:31:03
fucking got eaten right there where we were standing.
01:31:07
I just I don't believe that story.
01:31:10
Google.
01:31:10
I can show you my ticket. I'm a skeptic.
01:31:13
I can correlate and prove that.
01:31:14
Show you your ticket.
01:31:16
Yeah, I'll show you my ticket. When we were there.
01:31:18
You know that I.
01:31:18
It'll at least correlate that I was at that beach
01:31:21
when people got attacked and we didn't we didn't even hear about it until a while.
01:31:25
I, we didn't hear about it when it happened.
01:31:27
I didn't hear about till we got back home, but it happened right there days later.
01:31:32
I that's that's a big sea.
01:31:33
I told you so.
01:31:36
Right?
01:31:37
And again too, we had our little kids so we would have got eaten.
01:31:40
It would have been like, oh,
01:31:42
I guess you're an only child now because I'm standing
01:31:46
in a bloody pool of four foot water.
01:31:50
Then what can they do?
01:31:51
They go after the little kids because they think they're seals.
01:31:54
They can actually eat.
01:31:56
They don't go after the big bad ass seals.
01:31:57
You know.
01:31:59
Right. My wife.
01:32:00
Yeah. She's a bad ass seal.
01:32:03
Bad ass.
01:32:03
You know what?
01:32:06
Can we do the face thing now?
01:32:10
You already seen it, I think.
01:32:11
I thought we had to go to the rumble for that.
01:32:14
Yeah, we do the cure.
01:32:16
Plus, he's already seen it, so the show hasn't there.
01:32:18
We have other people out there.
01:32:20
Yeah, I seen it.
01:32:21
One other viewer other than me. Yeah. You know what?
01:32:23
You already you've already seen it.
01:32:24
You already saw it.
01:32:25
We're not here. We saw you. Just
01:32:28
skip it altogether.
01:32:30
As above.
01:32:30
So below.
01:32:31
It's like opening up.
01:32:32
I said that a long time ago.
01:32:34
It's like opening up a burger with bites out of it.
01:32:36
You don't want it anymore.
01:32:39
Burgers.
01:32:39
The worst food in America.
01:32:43
As above.
01:32:43
So below.
01:32:45
Oh, yeah. We've got the kid.
01:32:47
Did you edit that?
01:32:48
No. You guys see?
01:32:49
Every time I wait and I start doing it, there's just silence in the show.
01:32:52
So I have to go back and do something.
01:32:55
Guys? Okay.
01:32:56
Can you roll the clip and do that?
01:32:59
You could try that.
01:33:01
I could do that. What clip do you want?
01:33:03
Yeah.
01:33:03
If you if you want to elbow the prince, one.
01:33:09
Oh, like one of those?
01:33:11
Sure. Yeah.
01:33:12
I don't think anybody can do that. Sure.
01:33:13
No. Well, sure.
01:33:18
Most definitely.
01:33:19
Well, no,
01:33:21
this is great.
01:33:22
It's not really.
01:33:24
It's the best one.
01:33:26
Yeah, well, Prince is the greatest musician of all time.
01:33:30
What?
01:33:31
I'll defend my position.
01:33:33
That is really bizarre.
01:33:48
Wait, this isn't it.
01:33:49
Is this it?
01:33:50
This isn't it. Nobody.
01:33:52
But it's
01:33:54
the king to a guy
01:33:56
who was a guy to be like, no reason.
01:34:01
Like, let's
01:34:04
take a look at this.
01:34:08
Oh, I think I.
01:34:09
I did two other songs instead.
01:34:11
His eyes didn't work.
01:34:15
I hear right now, you know, the British.
01:34:21
I think it's because they're going crazy.
01:34:24
I think
01:34:26
also because Prince is going to be flying
01:34:29
now. He's cool with it.
01:34:32
Promise our fans what he managed to put one.
01:34:36
Well, this is like 13 or 14. Yeah,
01:34:40
it's my scripture.
01:34:42
I brought
01:34:44
not let you hear me
01:34:50
doesn't come into play.
01:34:56
Yeah.
01:34:57
Throw it on a next man made a strike.
01:34:59
Like see brother, I call that people.
01:35:03
You never drunk threesome.
01:35:05
You just throw the weed up to, like, get me some people in your religion.
01:35:10
You know, since it's permission
01:35:13
and distancing is the only felony
01:35:16
to never fuck nobody without telling me,
01:35:20
I got means.
01:35:21
I know this guy.
01:35:23
I mean, I, I.
01:35:32
I don't think they can do that.
01:35:35
I'm worth it to get them.
01:35:37
You think if Apollonia let
01:35:40
me was rough in the world like Shepherd.
01:35:42
Two chapters, one read no apologies.
01:35:45
The other said, love is cursed by me.
01:35:47
Not to me.
01:35:48
I like the passion. Don't preach.
01:35:51
It's something that I teach a trait. Teach
01:35:54
at a money changing movie palace. Fan.
01:36:06
Don't like it?
01:36:10
Take the crown.
01:36:12
That's what I said.
01:36:14
I'm I'm I'm I'm thinking of.
01:36:17
Remember
01:36:19
to stop.
01:36:28
The three.
01:36:33
Hey, why don't you give us a call?
01:36:34
It's actually working this week at 1586313.
01:36:38
That's 158637268733 11.
01:36:42
And I'm still on the. Let's go, let's go.
01:36:45
Or if you like, you can email us at Flash rants@gmail.com.
01:36:50
Or you could write a letter at what's your address here?
01:36:53
I will be at eight.
01:36:58
It starts at eight.
01:37:02
This is going to be
01:37:06
a pretty good shot for this day.
01:37:09
That's the sweetest thing I've ever seen.
01:37:12
It's going to be a pretty good shower.
01:37:15
That looks like my last name dropper.
01:37:17
Whatever. Yeah, they're called blank.
01:37:20
Yeah, yeah, very I don't know.
01:37:23
Let's go for a couple new guys going. Oh.
01:37:30
Let's go
01:37:32
check Mark,
01:37:35
make they go.
01:37:42
Check.
01:37:47
On. That don't go sideways again.
01:37:54
What in the fucking hell?
01:37:57
Flip it.
01:38:01
I did, I did flip it
01:38:04
the other way.
01:38:07
Just play it as is.
01:38:13
The first part.
01:38:14
Fine.
01:38:16
And then you got to flip the second part.
01:38:19
I think the second half of it.
01:38:24
Or you could just cut it,
01:38:26
cut it in half and play the first half.
01:38:30
That's you know, that's and that's why because I just went and I turned at 90
01:38:33
and I went to play and I'm like now it's fucking turn the other.
01:38:35
I didn't realize it went back and forth. Yep.
01:38:36
I would have turned it 91st.
01:38:39
I had to cut it.
01:38:40
Now it goes back and forth. I'd have to cut it up.
01:38:42
So we're just going to watch it fucking sideways.
01:38:45
Okay?
01:38:47
I mean, it'll take me, you know, 20 minutes to cut it up.
01:38:50
If you want to wait.
01:38:52
Oh it's one cut.
01:38:53
It's one slice I, I started what are we talking about?
01:38:56
The wrong way.
01:38:57
Realized it that way.
01:39:00
And then it's that way.
01:39:02
That's I no know then that's it. Oh.
01:39:05
All right.
01:39:06
Oh that's it.
01:39:07
Yeah. Oh okay.
01:39:09
One more one Kyle. Okay. Never mind.
01:39:12
We're got ten minutes.
01:39:13
Then we'll do the kid and 10 in 10 minutes or for ten minutes in ten minutes
01:39:19
we get the kids.
01:39:24
Dear fuck!
01:39:26
Fucker.
01:39:27
I am 60,
01:39:30
I am 66 and a 20 year widow.
01:39:35
I live alone but have an active social life with my women friends.
01:39:38
So Gary, this is a little bit
01:39:41
something. What?
01:39:41
Some of this might sound familiar.
01:39:43
Yeah, I live in a small town with very little to do,
01:39:46
but we get together often to watch movies, eat out.
01:39:51
It's interesting that there are lesbians, but, etc.
01:39:54
I never had children and all of my relatives have passed away.
01:39:57
I am the last family member left.
01:39:59
I'm mostly satisfied but not happy with my life.
01:40:03
Everything I own is paid for and I have enough money to last until my death.
01:40:06
I have everything materially I could possibly want or need.
01:40:10
Yet I feel something vital is missing from my life.
01:40:13
It's not religion.
01:40:15
I am not a committed Christian.
01:40:17
I could pay cash for anything I want, but I don't want for anything.
01:40:21
I do volunteer work.
01:40:22
I'm socially active and involved in my church, yet I feel empty inside.
01:40:27
Something is definitely missing and I can't figure it out.
01:40:30
I realize I'm blessed, but most people would give anything
01:40:33
to sit where I'm sitting.
01:40:34
Do you have any idea as to what's missing or where to go from here?
01:40:38
Life is hard and old age isn't for sissies.
01:40:41
Signed. Living life in Texas.
01:40:45
Yeah, see, that's the will.
01:40:49
You have everything that leaves you wanting nothing?
01:40:52
Sometimes it's not the destination. It's the journey.
01:40:55
You feel like you've made it.
01:40:57
Give yourself a challenge.
01:41:00
Like, try a new recipe, to pick up a new hobby.
01:41:04
Seriously.
01:41:06
You.
01:41:08
It could be a failure. It could be a disappointment.
01:41:10
What's yours is she has this long, heartfelt thing, and she's, like, daring.
01:41:15
Definitely disappointed.
01:41:16
It's probably leaning towards, I wish I had kids, but I don't.
01:41:18
And you, you're like, try a new recipe, right?
01:41:20
New recipe.
01:41:22
No, I'm not talking like, get a tattoo or buy a puppy.
01:41:25
I'm saying try a new recipe.
01:41:27
You can throw in the garbage if it's no good, but,
01:41:30
oh, you can do that.
01:41:32
To circle a date on the calendar
01:41:36
and, and do something special on that day.
01:41:39
It gives you some of the loopholes, like she's been.
01:41:43
Oh, no.
01:41:43
No, she doesn't do nothing.
01:41:45
I take you for anything.
01:41:47
I love you for anything.
01:41:48
She goes with your work.
01:41:50
She's socially active and involved in her church, yet she feels empty inside.
01:41:55
Yeah.
01:41:56
Oh, what she's missing is children.
01:42:00
Brady, is there some if you're there? Brady,
01:42:02
is there some kind of, like, magical?
01:42:05
I think it's perfect in this point.
01:42:08
Like that's what they claim.
01:42:09
Like, oh, you don't know until you have children.
01:42:11
And now all of a sudden they know what. No.
01:42:12
Because there's plenty of parents that don't give a fuck about their kids.
01:42:15
The whole time.
01:42:17
So, I mean, I had purpose already.
01:42:19
I mean, it may not.
01:42:20
It may have been missed, right?
01:42:21
Yeah. But, yeah, I have an escape from my.
01:42:24
You just directed.
01:42:25
You just direct your efforts in this direction instead of like that direct.
01:42:28
My wife and I were raised in a time where you really weren't home
01:42:31
until you got married and had a family.
01:42:32
You know, that's like the right whatever, the next generation level.
01:42:36
And then.
01:42:36
So for for a while, we tried like we we went out for ten years,
01:42:40
got married, tried to have kids for three years and couldn't.
01:42:43
Then we just decided, all right, we're going to start spending it took a couple.
01:42:47
No, no we didn't.
01:42:48
We never tried anything.
01:42:49
And then but then we went through this huge epiphany.
01:42:50
We're like, wait, we maybe we could be one of those
01:42:53
couples that, you know, travel and have a fucking wonderful life.
01:42:56
We don't. Yeah. Just be whole.
01:42:58
We had this whole, I mean, seriously, like, hold hands fucking, kumbaya moment.
01:43:01
We're like, we are a family. You know? It.
01:43:04
And then in my the way I tell the story, I mean, literally the next day,
01:43:07
she's like, I'm pregnant.
01:43:09
I'm nice.
01:43:11
I don't really know how because I was
01:43:13
I was declared like, where's the nearest abortion clinic?
01:43:17
No, actually, my exact quote was, I think I'm going to be sick.
01:43:20
Oh, nice for you.
01:43:23
I just, I literally I was like, well, I, I literally feel like
01:43:26
I was going to throw up because, I mean,
01:43:27
I don't know if I was happy or sad or, but it was quite overwhelming.
01:43:31
I thought, oh,
01:43:32
I'm not going to be one of those people that are going
01:43:34
to compare people to children that don't have children that do have children.
01:43:37
And I'd say right there, you know, because cats are not animals.
01:43:42
Dogs are not I mean, cats are animals.
01:43:44
What am I saying? It's good.
01:43:47
Let me let me back up like some dogs are not children.
01:43:50
Other than that,
01:43:52
you can compare your wholeness and your purpose,
01:43:54
and you're fulfilled in this with or without dogs or children.
01:43:58
But I would say not having a child has a built in automatic purpose.
01:44:03
You're either going to fail or succeed at it,
01:44:05
and you're going to know you're going to have results.
01:44:06
They're going to be stats to show you instant feedback.
01:44:10
If you failed or you succeeded, you don't know that you could do it.
01:44:13
The best job I do like I raised two of them, all right.
01:44:17
But I talk I'm talking instant feedback.
01:44:19
Is he potty trained?
01:44:20
Is the type you raise? Nope.
01:44:22
You know that. Like, that's how it starts.
01:44:24
You think you know how to put a diaper on, and then you realize you did.
01:44:27
You raise livestock.
01:44:29
It's all over your children.
01:44:31
Yeah.
01:44:32
All I know is.
01:44:33
So you're single parents belongs only to you and your rear.
01:44:38
And your children should stay separate.
01:44:40
And if you don't have children, you get a leg up.
01:44:42
We get up, I get my shoulders. I've got five.
01:44:45
You reach for the stars.
01:44:46
We touch the sky.
01:44:47
Boys on the backs of giants for starters.
01:44:50
Fire we roar.
01:44:51
So long can we get my child?
01:44:59
As a perfect edit.
01:45:02
So you editing.
01:45:04
How's that? Come along with the kid.
01:45:07
Two minutes, 56 seconds left to render.
01:45:10
Oh, wait. No, definitely.
01:45:11
If you. If you guys do that, let me know how it works.
01:45:13
It just said three minutes left and then it.
01:45:16
So I didn't even I didn't mess with it. I didn't frame it right.
01:45:18
I just turned it.
01:45:19
So it's probably gonna be all tiny when it turns, but who cares?
01:45:22
You shouldn't be too surprised about that.
01:45:24
You can just pick it up.
01:45:25
Thinking back on it, it seems pretty, pretty lackluster.
01:45:28
Oh, I have to upload it still, because it's not
01:45:33
okay.
01:45:33
Yeah, that makes sense.
01:45:35
I love the way I named it.
01:45:36
I just put the kid turned.
01:45:39
Okay, like, it sounds all Star Wars.
01:45:41
He what? Right.
01:45:44
That is really bizarre.
01:45:46
Or or, potato salad.
01:45:50
Fuck. Is that?
01:45:52
You know, you're doing a salad.
01:45:55
You know, in your eyes you don't want to eat it
01:45:57
anymore? No.
01:46:01
Okay.
01:46:01
Dear flag.
01:46:05
After my divorce 15 years ago, I moved 800 miles away to be your new.
01:46:10
My only family, my older sister.
01:46:12
At her request, we are close and talk on the phone every day.
01:46:16
But do nothing together because she's always busy and active
01:46:19
with her partner of 50 years and their circle of friends.
01:46:24
I have made few friends, just a couple from work and neighborhood acquaintances.
01:46:31
No wait, that's confusing.
01:46:32
I have.
01:46:33
I have made few friends, nor have I found romantic connection
01:46:37
despite trying to trying an online dating.
01:46:41
Is that correct
01:46:43
word?
01:46:43
It may come from just a couple from work
01:46:45
in neighborhood acquaintances, nor have I found a romantic connection.
01:46:48
Despite trying online dating, self-help books, and volunteering.
01:46:51
I even tried going on vacation alone a few years ago, which was misery.
01:46:56
I have been through counseling three times.
01:46:58
All three professionals have concluded that.
01:47:06
Speaking of misery,
01:47:07
Kathy Bates will be starring in the new Matlock series Matlock.
01:47:11
I heard that I called three professionals
01:47:15
have concluded some smells of her
01:47:18
that this is my microphone.
01:47:21
During the Covid gantlet,
01:47:24
during the Covid quarantine, I actually felt normal
01:47:27
for the first time in 15 years because everyone else
01:47:29
was spending all their all their time at home alone, too.
01:47:33
Okay, well, I am relieved and thankful for the vaccines.
01:47:36
Of course we are. Yeah.
01:47:37
So thankful for bringing us closer.
01:47:40
Yeah, they brought us all so closer to an end of the pandemic.
01:47:43
Yeah, definitely helped them. Sure did.
01:47:45
I'm also depressed.
01:47:47
I am dreading a return to normal because people resume
01:47:51
living, and I will sit here and watch and and watch.
01:47:54
How do I accept that this is how my life will be signed?
01:47:57
So mine in South Korea lucky?
01:48:00
I'll tell you what.
01:48:01
I would try a new recipe. No. I'm kidding.
01:48:04
Learn sign.
01:48:11
Oh. Is everyone sorry?
01:48:15
It's good.
01:48:15
It's got everything.
01:48:20
I was raped as a six year old.
01:48:22
I can't go.
01:48:22
You should try a new recipe for a new recipe.
01:48:27
Oh. Ladies blanketed in blazing.
01:48:30
We tried a new recipe.
01:48:35
And speaking of recipe, where's my house?
01:48:37
In Pfeiffer.
01:48:39
Yeah,
01:48:41
well, you should play chicken with the chicken.
01:48:42
It'd hop spin farther in this corner
01:48:46
at 123 pounds with safety glasses and a wheel to.
01:48:49
Not just no plastic, but also our skin and hair.
01:48:53
He's known as the kid wise beyond years.
01:48:55
Well, my mom did.
01:48:58
What? No, no.
01:49:00
It's been weeks since we had a kids segment week.
01:49:04
Oh, nice.
01:49:05
Hey, Gary, the kid,
01:49:07
the cookies and what were
01:49:11
some more of them?
01:49:14
What was the.
01:49:15
You, you asked about his mom?
01:49:19
I think we're all Muted.
01:49:21
Oh my gosh.
01:49:22
Well he's getting kind of girthy right.
01:49:25
Small diameter white meat I can't only I can't unmute Gary enough.
01:49:29
He's big.
01:49:30
But and
01:49:33
he's not on guard.
01:49:35
Oh there we go. That's great.
01:49:36
That's great. Oreo.
01:49:39
Yeah it's very
01:49:41
still it's still being a jerk.
01:49:44
Yeah.
01:49:44
You can tell that is very aggressive air hose.
01:49:47
Oh, yeah.
01:49:48
I think he's bringing it into his pants.
01:49:51
He's doing it. So we make this a rule.
01:49:53
This bring that into your hand.
01:49:55
That's like they found out he was doing that.
01:49:57
He would probably be, about 12 000.
01:50:01
But now. Yeah. Halfway there.
01:50:03
Well that's good.
01:50:03
Well, so we should start our own little obscene
01:50:05
program and start blackmailing these people. Wait, wait.
01:50:08
You said that out loud.
01:50:10
All right, so you're going to know how you play overweight like you.
01:50:14
I don't know, I uploaded it, and I didn't.
01:50:16
I didn't play it. Well,
01:50:19
I have no idea.
01:50:21
And now that I know that I'm going to start taping videos
01:50:24
and put them where we want so we can be with you and I both got.
01:50:26
Right, right.
01:50:27
My new truck is 20 years old.
01:50:29
Mine is, 21 years old, so.
01:50:32
Oh, wow. Yeah, maybe they wait for.
01:50:35
That's an oxymoron.
01:50:36
New trucks.
01:50:38
Guys, the plans, nerd stuff.
01:50:40
All right,
01:50:42
as 20, I'm gonna.
01:50:46
Catch all that and then him.
01:50:47
It's not him. I didn't catch any of it.
01:50:50
I know,
01:50:52
because he's a friend.
01:50:54
I think the the my main takeaway
01:50:57
there is David's a prick.
01:51:00
No, you may think there is play in the air.
01:51:03
Hoping to ruin the video.
01:51:05
Yeah.
01:51:05
He thinks you guys are stupid for making dumb videos inside.
01:51:09
Yeah, that was a statement that go to his protest like he was doing his job.
01:51:16
His job was to blow that
01:51:18
that sprayed the air hose into the air.
01:51:21
Thank you.
01:51:22
Is he just. Where is it?
01:51:24
Maybe you should ask him over one time of of the two items that could be
01:51:28
could take place making, internet videos or spraying an air hose.
01:51:33
Which one do you think is more appropriate on the shop floor?
01:51:37
Oh, definitely spraying there.
01:51:40
Feel something? Definitely.
01:51:43
And one thing for Mount Rushmore, for they are not ranked one through four.
01:51:47
It is just, oh, they're not for shop floor wasting events.
01:51:53
0100 has to be drag jousting.
01:51:57
Well, actually, most people probably say phone, but
01:51:59
but the real answer is masturbation waste, right?
01:52:03
Things on the shop floor that you shouldn't be doing.
01:52:05
How about that? Not.
01:52:06
Not necessarily wasting.
01:52:07
How would you show me podcast podcasting chit chatting with coworkers.
01:52:12
Survey says
01:52:15
top ten answers around the board.
01:52:16
Damn, I'm so not ready.
01:52:20
I'm watching porn on Google.
01:52:25
That's the that's on your phone.
01:52:27
That's the number one answer there was there.
01:52:29
Hello there.
01:52:30
The dude played it off and I don't know how he was able
01:52:33
to play it off because it was very obvious.
01:52:35
But the dude, forgot what his name was, but,
01:52:39
they found his phone in the bathroom on, like, the toilet paper dispenser.
01:52:43
It's one of those more industrial ones that you can like.
01:52:45
There's the ledge on top
01:52:45
and the toilet paper pulls out from underneath his guy on on the ledge.
01:52:50
Still playing porn.
01:52:52
And he left his phone in there,
01:52:56
and so somebody else came in there and found his phone with porn playing on it.
01:52:59
And it's like, I wonder what was going on here?
01:53:01
And he was like, no, no, I was just I was just watching it like it was just
01:53:04
somebody sent me a video. I don't know how you explain that away, right?
01:53:08
Yeah.
01:53:08
He's just watching porn in the bathroom.
01:53:10
Yeah.
01:53:10
And then you let one go and you kind of just went back to reality.
01:53:13
And you want to the associate.
01:53:14
I gotta go, I gotta I could go back to work.
01:53:16
That.
01:53:17
Do you always mix up when you watch porn?
01:53:20
You never just watch. Show.
01:53:22
I talked about my friends that just did it all the time for no reason.
01:53:26
Socially. Everybody. There you go.
01:53:27
Watch football on Sunday. They did it with porn.
01:53:30
I was like, what are you guys doing there?
01:53:31
Like watching porn? I'm like, the two.
01:53:34
That's three.
01:53:35
Or you guys do like, what do you checks or anything like that?
01:53:38
I don't know.
01:53:38
Or everyone sitting down. No one wants to stand up, is it?
01:53:41
This is like a risky way. The way we left.
01:53:44
Yeah. Exactly. Yeah, yeah.
01:53:48
They weed you out, is what?
01:53:49
Wait, it's not a it's not a fair comparison.
01:53:51
No, I'm talking about showing up in a social environment.
01:53:53
You're talking about in a store.
01:53:54
Like if I'm in a stall, I'm either doing what
01:53:56
I'm doing 1 or 2 things, I'm playing clash, or I'm browsing the internet.
01:53:59
That's something you may have to.
01:54:01
Somebody sends me something, and the next thing you know, I, But I'm still.
01:54:04
I'm not. It's the.
01:54:05
It's the ditty party. It's the ditty party.
01:54:07
You you break, you call your your friends, and you slowly start
01:54:11
getting kind of freaky.
01:54:12
And eventually, eventually, the people that are not on the level start leaving.
01:54:16
What's left is, you know, then you have an orgy.
01:54:18
That's what I think that's called grooming.
01:54:21
I know, I think that's what your friends are doing.
01:54:23
You left so you never saw when it went down once?
01:54:26
Yeah, once.
01:54:27
Then once the squares got weeded out, you left. You were.
01:54:29
We were down.
01:54:30
So they went down after what happened?
01:54:33
After a while, you know.
01:54:39
Everything snowballs.
01:54:40
Everything goes downhill.
01:54:43
This next segment
01:54:45
had great.
01:54:48
Yeah. Can I help you?
01:54:49
What? Bernard wrote this game a whopping 20.
01:54:52
All right, I'll have a regular Burger King burger and fries.
01:54:55
I'm not going to make that up, but we all have pure beef.
01:55:00
Why can't I have a Whopper?
01:55:02
You got one.
01:55:03
That's exactly why you can.
01:55:05
You see that?
01:55:06
It takes two hands to handle a Whopper.
01:55:09
The burger anymore at Burger King.
01:55:13
We're not even burger.
01:55:16
Really?
01:55:16
The char marks are painted on.
01:55:24
Burger King introduces a big dip cup
01:55:27
hidden Valley Ranch that you can pair with any burger sandwich.
01:55:30
Yeah. Free.
01:55:32
The giant tubs of ranch are eight ounces
01:55:34
compared to the regular one ounce container.
01:55:36
Yeah.
01:55:39
So if you're thinking
01:55:40
you think this is purposely being released the same time Ozempic is being released,
01:55:46
you're like, now you have
01:55:47
to try a little bit of prep.
01:55:50
So just to give an idea, I'm not even going to bring this shit up.
01:55:52
But last time I checked, so that burger is like 1800 calories.
01:55:56
Just plain, you know, the way it comes with the regular stuff.
01:55:58
No, no cheese, no bacon.
01:56:01
That ranch thing is like another 2500 calories.
01:56:05
I could be wrong.
01:56:06
I just made a bunch of ranch
01:56:07
and we were looking at the calories and it's pretty intense.
01:56:10
You think you're having a healthy snack of carrots,
01:56:12
but you're dipping it an eight ounces of ranch.
01:56:14
You're not.
01:56:15
Yeah, you didn't realize serving size.
01:56:18
No, I did realize that.
01:56:19
I'm just saying.
01:56:21
Yeah, I know a lot of people don't.
01:56:22
That's why they're so fat. To be clear.
01:56:25
Concerns me about this story is it's free.
01:56:28
They're going to give away eight ounces of ranch with every burger for free.
01:56:34
You know what?
01:56:35
I gotta go.
01:56:37
You gotta go get a thing.
01:56:37
A ranch in other. Yes.
01:56:39
Nobody's buying ranch at the grocery store anymore.
01:56:43
No, they don't need to.
01:56:44
You get a free ranch right now.
01:56:47
I love this, though, because I sent this to my daughter,
01:56:49
who goes to college and works part time at McDonald's Washington College.
01:56:53
Well, I'm not bragging.
01:56:54
Well, it's almost like, you know, I heard it's a great job.
01:56:57
I've heard of this.
01:56:58
I sent it to a Double Darn burger, an eight ounce free range
01:57:03
McDonald's.
01:57:04
Very credible source.
01:57:06
And she replied back with the exact right thing that I expected to say.
01:57:09
No one needs eight ounces of ranch, she said.
01:57:12
No one needs eight ounces of ranch.
01:57:14
So keep in mind, if you went there like I go to for my family,
01:57:17
sometimes I can use eight ounce ranch.
01:57:19
If we're not grilling her, it's the middle of winter.
01:57:21
I'll pick up four burgers for my family,
01:57:22
so that means I could go get four burgers with 32oz of ranch.
01:57:28
Oh, geez.
01:57:29
Okay, for when you put it that way, that's a lot.
01:57:33
Yeah, and they're going to be families I'm not going to nitpick about, say,
01:57:36
what class or where they live or what kind of people they are.
01:57:40
They're going to be me, thank you.
01:57:43
And they're going to eat this shit.
01:57:44
Everyone knows.
01:57:44
Shut up.
01:57:45
Just not true,
01:57:49
man. Is it bad that I want to go get one right now
01:57:53
and dip it? Well, that's not what.
01:57:55
Yeah, that's. Yeah. Good point, a sponsor.
01:57:57
So even though we're making fun of it, it's clearly an ad.
01:57:59
Thank you Burger King.
01:58:00
We appreciate it.
01:58:03
That's a true little story book.
01:58:05
Is it true they have a Chicken Whopper no one or anything they do.
01:58:09
But that's that's that's some
01:58:12
that's a Big
01:58:13
Mac burger ever made at McDonald's. No.
01:58:16
So if I ordered a a Chicken
01:58:19
Big Mac at Wendy's, it's not going to work for me.
01:58:22
No, I, I was 16, I worked at the Wendy's drive thru.
01:58:25
And people think that's funny.
01:58:26
And they've been doing that forever.
01:58:28
Yeah.
01:58:29
Order in the other.
01:58:32
All right.
01:58:32
Play the disclaimer so we can go to, the the face.
01:58:37
Wait, you're not conditioned on me.
01:58:40
We have to do this before we go to the other place.
01:58:43
I got to do this. Who's condition one?
01:58:45
You're you're good,
01:58:47
you're good.
01:58:48
Your eyes are closed.
01:58:51
How you gonna.
01:58:51
Come on, come on.
01:58:52
You're not in my.
01:58:55
Me? You're coming
01:58:57
in the back.
01:58:58
I'm not monkey.
01:59:00
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, get in the Mickey.
01:59:04
Oh no no no no no no.
01:59:05
Oh good good good.
01:59:06
She's gonna she's gonna like, you know,
01:59:09
looks like, you know, maybe I don't know, I don't know.
01:59:12
We have one comment and they asked me one single comment.
01:59:15
One new comment. That doesn't mean nice. Yeah.
01:59:18
And they asked me. So I voted no, but it passed.
01:59:20
We're going to get them. So it doesn't matter what I said.
01:59:22
Of course it's on one of my class.
01:59:23
I also don't want anybody so short bloopers.
01:59:25
I vote no every time. Who would vote for me?
01:59:27
Oh, you take more of my money, please.
01:59:30
It's a great question.
01:59:31
Who would? I've been here for 20 years.
01:59:32
I've been at this address in this town.
01:59:34
It's true. Star. In every fucking year.
01:59:36
They've always voted yes on every tax, every millage, every proposal is always
01:59:39
passed with the yes.
01:59:41
They did it for we.
01:59:42
This one we got we didn't go there.
01:59:44
I bought two stores.
01:59:46
The carnival didn't come.
01:59:48
Is that due to wake me?
01:59:53
Do wait.
01:59:56
No, it's City of Lincoln electric underwear.
02:00:00
Consciously.
02:00:01
Yeah. So I go there and I vote no.
02:00:04
And I don't want to leave those.
02:00:05
If I have to go vote no on the proposals. I don't want to leave.
02:00:07
I take my voting story personal
02:00:09
now on the ballot, and I think I was looking at my phone.
02:00:11
It's already counted.
02:00:12
I think I was either trying to pull some brain things or my nose was blank.
02:00:17
I think you're stoned.
02:00:18
It happened to me and it happened to me in episode four.
02:00:21
Right.
02:00:21
And this is The Brady George Show.
02:00:23
So I'm probably about 5 or 6 beers.
02:00:26
Deep name right here.
02:00:27
So they accidentally nice.
02:00:31
So that would have to come on, come on.
02:00:34
Not in my I don't know the explanation.
02:00:37
Come on, come on, come on.
02:00:39
You're not understanding that.
02:00:40
I couldn't care any less.
02:00:43
So, Kermit. What?
02:00:44
What's up with your video about move away from dogs?
02:00:47
We'll talk about that on Rumble.
02:00:54
Disclaimer
02:00:55
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jibber folks, listen up before we dive deeper into this circus
02:01:02
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02:01:06
So, with a side of French humor jibber work, we're here for a good time.
02:01:10
Not a jibber correct. Yeah. All right. Yeah.
02:01:12
And it's crazy world.
02:01:14
Yeah. We're snowflakes, apple sauce and jabber critic.
02:01:16
We're just trying to spread some joy without stepping on too many toes.
02:01:20
So here, jabber article II.
02:01:22
Let's get jabber, the sole jabber of our discourse, be it
02:01:25
from guests, hosts, or any random love mouth, is to tickle your funny bone,
02:01:29
cheese your gray matter and illuminate the path to a merciful existence.
02:01:33
Any semblance of seriousness is gibber accidental article
02:01:37
to jabber everyone equally.
02:01:39
We're equal gibber offenders. All right.
02:01:41
You don't give a hoot about your gibber
02:01:43
race, religion, or whether you prefer cowardly dogs.
02:01:46
We're here to roast everyone from politicians to gibber to our own
02:01:49
sorry cells.
02:01:50
No jibber say, not even grandmas. Apple pie.
02:01:53
Article three. Screw political jabber.
02:01:55
Listen, we ain't here to hold your hand any anything.
02:01:58
So if hard jabber offend you, tough luck.
02:02:01
We're not responsible for any ruffled feathers or gibber feelings.
02:02:04
But, hey, if you can take the heat, we push out some belly laughs
02:02:08
and maybe a couple of gibber article gibber fake news.
02:02:11
All the rumors and downright lies you hear here are as chipper as a $3 bill.
02:02:16
Any resemblance to real life events or people, whether alive or pushing up
02:02:21
daisies, is purely gibber and probably a result of us hitting the bottle too hard.
02:02:25
We're pretty sure the earth is round, but jabber, who cares?
02:02:29
Article de jabber cause why not?
02:02:31
Parody and gibber are our bread and butter folks any likeness to actual people
02:02:36
or characters is just us having a laugh, not a reason for a jabber.
02:02:40
We might not be
02:02:41
the smartest jabber in the jar, but we sure know how to stir up some trouble.
02:02:45
So in closing, if you've made it this far without getting your undies in a gibber,
02:02:49
then congrats! You're our kind of people.
02:02:51
We're just here to crack a few tasteless jokes, spread some jabber joint,
02:02:55
and remind everyone that life's too short, deadly serious all the frickin time.
02:02:59
So buckle up, hell yeah buttercup, and get ready for a wild ride
02:03:03
through the absurdity of our human life pledge.
02:03:05
Remember that for
02:03:07
hell yeah.
02:03:08
I love the fair so much.
02:03:13
You're going to head over to rumble.com/fledge rants.
02:03:16
Yeah, yeah, I am
02:03:19
more yeah show in a very gruesome yeah.
02:03:23
Terrifying. You'll never forget face swap.
02:03:26
Yeah you could try that.
02:03:29
Terrifying.
02:03:29
Okay. Bye bye.
02:03:31
Let's get ready.
02:03:32
As above. So below by Twitch.
02:03:35
You know we're on Twitch.
02:03:37
We could actually I don't know what Twitch is.
02:03:39
We could play marbles on Twitch one time before we close out of there.
02:03:42
That's kind of fun of marbles.
02:03:45
I don't know nothing about it, man.
02:03:48
I've been told I've lost my marbles.
02:03:51
Say what?
02:03:55
Brady knows that.
02:03:57
I hope that you ready to rumble.
02:03:59
I hope you ready to rumble.
02:04:00
I hope that you ready to rumble.
02:04:02
I hope you ready to rumble.
02:04:03
I hope that you ready to rumble.
02:04:05
I hope you're ready to rumble.
02:04:08
Let's get into it.
02:04:10
All right, boys, let's start this show.
02:04:19
From.
02:04:23
Ladies and gentlemen,
02:04:24
let's get ready to rumble.
02:04:31
I want you to rumble.
02:04:32
I hope that you ready to rumble.
02:04:34
I hope you ready to rumble.
02:04:37
Race is all we've got.
02:04:39
Like there is no afterlife.
02:04:45
Yeah.
02:04:45
Keep going.
02:04:47
We need to learn to do this.
02:04:49
Do you got.
02:04:51
What about life?
02:04:53
It's.
02:04:54
It's a matter of perspective.
02:04:57
Like, I think it's a lame cop out,
02:05:01
but but think about it this way as,
02:05:05
much, strife as you've been through.
02:05:08
So everyone who's come before you has had it worst.
02:05:12
You blame everyone through everyone.
02:05:15
Well, there's there's a I mean, I've mentioned a few that had is better.
02:05:19
Caligula for one
02:05:22
by LG and era because that doesn't necessarily
02:05:25
mean better life like, I know we're still slaves.
02:05:30
Actually, we're trapped inside a trap.
02:05:31
Inside a trap, inside a trap. But
02:05:34
we've got the illusion of full autonomy.
02:05:40
So what's life, then?
02:05:42
Think like life is what you do during life.
02:05:46
It's.
02:05:46
It's it is the most interesting thing.
02:05:49
It is the imaginary life.
02:05:51
So if there's if we don't live, there's no like life.
02:05:53
Like. Right.
02:05:55
You don't
02:05:55
you don't subscribe to the theory that just the universe is not necessarily
02:06:00
like a living, breathing, thinking entity, but the fact that things are moving
02:06:03
and there's there's actions playing on other actions and things happening.
02:06:07
That's not something.
02:06:08
I mean, what is the inevitable conclusion about organic life?
02:06:13
One single infinite being, expressed in any way
02:06:17
like infinite time or over the space or infinite anything, then everything,
02:06:22
even the unlikely, becomes not just possible, but it has to happen.
02:06:28
So you're there for
02:06:30
there's
02:06:32
no no. Yeah.
02:06:34
Saying know
02:06:36
no screwed.
02:06:40
Turn around back up back up bigger and still no
02:06:44
and absolutely not.
02:06:46
But I think you wait for the inevitable conclusion
02:06:50
to end the infinite and then therefore, are you just with life?
02:06:56
Why didn't you call it organic life? It's called life.
02:06:58
So I mean, that's there's a difference in my opinion.
02:07:02
What's the opposite of life is it does.
02:07:05
It's like the undead. Like zombies.
02:07:09
I would say that there's some type of living and death as well.
02:07:12
I've.
02:07:12
I've talked about just the chemical breakdown of of the body.
02:07:15
Yeah, I know there is none.
02:07:17
If you're wrong, somebody that when somebody dies, you can either
02:07:23
you can either get angry because they're dead or you can be happy.
02:07:26
You're even their life.
02:07:28
You can master on the corpse. You don't mourn their death.
02:07:30
You know, you're even taking a reductionist view, which I appreciate
02:07:34
as a reductionist myself.
02:07:36
But, even even that short
02:07:40
very of being an atheist view of what God is.
02:07:43
And they'll say they're right. Right. I have a reductionist.
02:07:46
I reduce everything down to its its fundamental principles.
02:07:51
And when you get down to brass tacks, there is nothing
02:07:56
like life is the greatest possible thing we could I don't understand.
02:07:59
So if if you don't assign a higher power to the the reason they're being life,
02:08:04
why does not life coincide with the same exact actions
02:08:08
and reactions that rocks and minerals and gases all all apply?
02:08:11
Because that's all we are.
02:08:12
We're just minerals and gases and so you're assigning this life thing
02:08:16
to something that you're you're you're, what is it,
02:08:19
the cultural questioning, this life idea when you
02:08:24
I do that, I just do that.
02:08:25
I do like, out of anything.
02:08:28
No, that's.
02:08:29
But you are.
02:08:30
It's nothing that it's like to be a rock calling.
02:08:32
Like you're calling life like God.
02:08:36
You're trying to describe life with God without saying that there's a god.
02:08:40
So you're kind of contradicting yourself because I see where you're going
02:08:44
with that. But. Right. Okay. It's.
02:08:46
No, I really do.
02:08:48
But but,
02:08:51
you you're really grasping at that one.
02:08:54
I mean, you gotta you gotta pull all that one to, out of it, though.
02:08:59
What's your what's your argument to the, Absolutely not.
02:09:03
That's not true.
02:09:05
My argument is no, no, no, that is not accurate.
02:09:10
Brilliant, brilliant.
02:09:12
Oh, no. No, here's my advice.
02:09:14
Try a new recipe. It's a reduction.
02:09:18
It's reductio ad absurdum.
02:09:20
I love it.
02:09:22
So because I learned from Hassan Pfeffer, we have all these scientists,
02:09:26
but these scientists aren't doing science like we know it or we think it is.
02:09:30
They're basically just writing papers that don't make any sense for money.
02:09:34
Right?
02:09:36
Here's scientific explanation.
02:09:38
So life is a quality that distinguishes living organisms from non-living things.
02:09:43
It can be defined in several ways, including biological processes,
02:09:47
energy use, orgasmic state.
02:09:50
Anyone know?
02:09:53
No. What is a biological process?
02:09:55
Period of existence.
02:09:57
It's a chemical reaction in life.
02:09:58
A series of chemical reactions.
02:10:01
What are chemical?
02:10:01
Hold on, hold on. Here's the part I wanted to get to.
02:10:04
However, there is no consensus definition of life.
02:10:08
Correct?
02:10:10
Scientists still disagree on what it is.
02:10:12
Yep. So?
02:10:14
So that's why I brought up
02:10:15
fire fighter conscience type thing.
02:10:19
Fire fighting for the boxes. Fire is alive.
02:10:22
Yeah, a fire is always a weird.
02:10:23
My father, my father was a fire fighter. And they.
02:10:26
They speak at it like it.
02:10:27
Each one has its own personality.
02:10:29
It has its own, you know, each each individual flame.
02:10:32
They talk to each fire that they fight.
02:10:34
Maybe they spend more.
02:10:35
Maybe they should spend more time saving lives.
02:10:37
Last time talking to fires. They do. Yeah.
02:10:40
They don't. They don't talk to the fire.
02:10:41
They just, you know, they don't name it like hurricane.
02:10:45
The hurricanes are name.
02:10:46
That's weird.
02:10:47
Back down, back down. Bill bill.
02:10:49
Settle down.
02:10:51
They call him by his first name.
02:10:52
But I think they literally say the fire has a life of its own.
02:10:55
And you have to know you have to get to know it.
02:10:57
Otherwise you're going to get hurt like Backdraft.
02:10:59
You ever see that movie?
02:10:59
But we did.
02:11:00
We smuggled life right into fire.
02:11:03
The first thing most people do is they want to get the windows open.
02:11:05
And when you do that, you get such a rush of action, you're going to explode.
02:11:08
You're going to blow up the building. I'm having a hard time talking.
02:11:10
It won't blow other minister.
02:11:12
It could. It'll definitely blow out.
02:11:14
Have you never seen Backdraft?
02:11:16
I wanted to be a firefighter for, like, three minutes after that movie.
02:11:21
Yeah.
02:11:22
So, Patrick, easy.
02:11:24
Science doesn't know what life is.
02:11:28
So how do we have a face swap?
02:11:30
I want to see a face swap.
02:11:32
We know. Right?
02:11:34
Oh, right. You're not going to face swap.
02:11:35
No, no, we're not going to do it at all because it's already ruined.
02:11:37
You ruined it.
02:11:39
It's ruined way better once you get on Rumble.
02:11:41
You guys hear that?
02:11:41
YouTube? Wait, you guys, you're the.
02:11:43
I hope you're ready to rumble.
02:11:45
Yeah, I'm not YouTube.
02:11:46
Fuck YouTube.
02:11:48
YouTube. Fuck!
02:11:49
They can't hear us.
02:11:53
I hope you ready to rumble I don't do we have any?
02:11:55
What? I don't think we have any. What the hell?
02:11:57
Yeah, he's trying to stay away from the racism.
02:12:02
It's really every other show.
02:12:04
It's not funny. Five times a show
02:12:06
was that, what is the topic?
02:12:09
Life involved racism.
02:12:12
No, it doesn't, but what did he say?
02:12:14
Usually does.
02:12:15
Yeah.
02:12:17
Did you guys do that?
02:12:18
Did you do the walking?
02:12:18
The guy that blamed,
02:12:22
I am a better life than my,
02:12:27
my non racist counterparts.
02:12:30
Yeah, but that's not the distinguishing factor.
02:12:32
It's not black or white. It's.
02:12:34
Were you born in America or not?
02:12:36
Yeah.
02:12:37
Yeah, I was lucky.
02:12:38
White. White or black people were pretty much hit the lottery.
02:12:40
If you were born in America compared to the other, how many are there now?
02:12:44
Almost 9 billion or 8 billion. 8 billion.
02:12:48
Just over a billion.
02:12:49
Wait. More than I thought.
02:12:50
Last time I looked.
02:12:52
Yeah, about 7 billion people have it worse than you.
02:12:55
You're right.
02:12:57
Have it.
02:12:58
Yeah.
02:13:00
Or maybe were just misled and told that
02:13:03
by the you know, I mean, it's all it's all relative to honest.
02:13:07
It's all relative is my favorite jeopardy category.
02:13:11
Potpourri. It's my ticket.
02:13:13
You know what the secret of jeopardy is?
02:13:14
You skip right to the thousand dollars, tell everybody, wow, I'm smart,
02:13:18
because if you get it wrong, you're like, well, it's $1,000,
02:13:21
but if you get it right, they're like, oh, shit, and you got them.
02:13:23
You're in their head for the rest of the game.
02:13:26
Yeah, a lot of I said that to somebody like,
02:13:28
what do you mean you don't have to pick the
02:13:29
you don't have to pick the low number first.
02:13:31
And also,
02:13:33
learn the rules, then play a game.
02:13:35
Hopefully you'll think of the answer by the time, the three seconds runs down.
02:13:40
No guesses if people are the ones who win the buzzer.
02:13:44
Winners are the ones that win if you.
02:13:45
But if you buzz too early, it gives you like a delay penalty.
02:13:48
You know, so you can't you can't just can't also stop the question.
02:13:52
He'll stop reading the question.
02:13:53
So so I sometimes oh if somebody buzzes those early
02:13:58
I think that's other games.
02:13:59
You cannot. Yeah. Maybe a different game actually you. Yeah.
02:14:02
They don't turn off till he's done reading the question.
02:14:06
Oh you do.
02:14:16
Dear fucking retard fagot face.
02:14:19
Holy shit.
02:14:20
That goes for like ask fledge.
02:14:23
It's a dear flag.
02:14:24
I am a 50 ab.
02:14:27
Yeah. Let's ask.
02:14:27
I am a 53 year old. You said ask.
02:14:31
Am I just an asshole who won't shut the fuck up?
02:14:34
No, we're going to change 50.
02:14:36
We're going to change it to ask abs.
02:14:38
I am a real slow like cosmic cunt with a Lincoln Electric bonus chocolate factory.
02:14:43
Fuck, I don't know the usually. How does that happen?
02:14:46
20 Transcom 25 grand.
02:14:48
But supposedly they don't get paid that great hourly.
02:14:51
They're their salaries based off of or their their,
02:14:55
I don't know, electric underwear available.
02:14:57
I have no idea. I'm pretty.
02:14:59
I'm I know you and I'm like, I don't know how to answer this
02:15:02
because I have no idea.
02:15:03
So I'm trying to answer the question,
02:15:04
but I'm also getting like annoyed because it's like,
02:15:06
why am I like the spokesperson on what the just you've got a phone.
02:15:10
Just fucking look it up.
02:15:12
Why are you, like bothering me?
02:15:13
Like I'm trying to, like I'm trying to come up with a reason.
02:15:16
And then halfway through I'm like,
02:15:17
why the fuck am I wasting
02:15:18
my time, effort and energy on answering this dumb question?
02:15:21
That doesn't matter to either of us.
02:15:24
A dumb ass walked up to me at work and said, I want the recipe for those cookies.
02:15:28
And I said that.
02:15:31
I said, I penis, I'm not a penis, you fool.
02:15:34
Rest secret.
02:15:35
I started with a proprietary secret, but then I confess that it's
02:15:40
if you look up pecan squares
02:15:43
on Google, it's the first result.
02:15:46
Pecan or pecan?
02:15:48
Pecan?
02:15:51
Pecan.
02:15:51
What happened there?
02:15:53
Pecan.
02:15:54
He goes, oh, that's a pecan. God.
02:16:00
John.
02:16:01
Luke. Pecan.
02:16:02
Is this just in
02:16:05
the onion purchased Infowars?
02:16:08
Well, no they don't. Oh that's cool.
02:16:10
Yeah. For a day. Sorry.
02:16:12
No, no, no, that's what I thought too.
02:16:13
But no, they really did. It wasn't a prank.
02:16:15
It wasn't a joke.
02:16:17
They tried to act like they were having an auction to pay the Sandy hook people,
02:16:20
and they did some secret bullshit, and now they're being
02:16:22
federally investigated for.
02:16:23
But for one day, when you went to Infowars, you were greeted with this.
02:16:28
I just want to say one thing to The Onion.
02:16:31
Yeah, I actually I want to say a lot more, but this is the one.
02:16:34
So you were today.
02:16:36
Hey, go back as we go.
02:16:39
Yeah, I don't know. Hey,
02:16:42
I do not care if I work
02:16:46
this time when they do.
02:16:49
Can't.
02:16:50
Can you read that how they spelled
02:16:52
till?
02:16:54
Did Alex Jones type that himself?
02:16:56
Site unavailable until further notice.
02:17:00
Oh, till.
02:17:01
Oh, the onion did like the silver soil they came in.
02:17:04
Yeah.
02:17:04
You have to kill the burger.
02:17:05
No, they had a court order.
02:17:07
Oh, man.
02:17:09
So that's how long it was for.
02:17:10
This isn't so. This is not Infowars.
02:17:12
Killing is hard work.
02:17:13
I've got a road tiller.
02:17:15
But, man, machines for that nowadays.
02:17:17
So the next day you go. Killer orange.
02:17:20
They went to the judge that was
02:17:22
responsible for the action, and he had no idea they even had action.
02:17:26
So they gave him the site back.
02:17:28
And that is the segue for my next clip.
02:17:31
I like how we never do your flagging, but that's okay.
02:17:33
We'll get we'll get to it.
02:17:36
I just want to point out the absurdity I'm not mad at.
02:17:38
I just love people.
02:17:39
Right?
02:17:39
I did you want to finish?
02:17:43
I never started, right. Good.
02:17:45
You never start. That's.
02:17:48
No, no
02:17:49
no no.
02:17:50
Here's a deer flag.
02:17:52
This is Alex Jones.
02:17:54
It looks like a shield.
02:17:56
Can you hear it?
02:17:57
Oh, yes. See, because your band is soft.
02:18:00
You know why I hate this woman's voice is because I keep fucking these dirty ass.
02:18:04
It sounds like me, Minaj.
02:18:06
These niggas did a dick. This, You got it. So, babe.
02:18:09
Yo, your dick's more like mustard if you want though.
02:18:11
My brand is all.
02:18:12
Come on y'all Cardi B something you need.
02:18:14
Oh Cardi B, I was so cool.
02:18:16
I like the lines and vitamins and minerals that will keep your big fat pussy juicy.
02:18:21
You play.
02:18:22
And a lot of those women you know out there that have this issue,
02:18:25
she's talking about it. I'd report.
02:18:27
Oh yeah, advertising to the Alex Jones star.
02:18:30
Everybody else needs this I think.
02:18:31
So we wanted to advertise for our own story where every time.
02:18:35
Hey, Jay, do you ever know we did
02:18:38
the Lincoln electric underwear?
02:18:40
It's.
02:18:41
Do you have a promo code or we get some kickback from a store?
02:18:43
I hope so, one of the promo code, flag ultimate.
02:18:47
We love.
02:18:48
If it gets you something, great.
02:18:49
If it doesn't, it don't blame us. Oh, yeah.
02:18:51
That was good. Body. Here, you pay regular price.
02:18:54
Whatever your brain self, your eyes, your intestines.
02:18:58
Yeah. I won't hurt you either way.
02:18:59
And you're still all right.
02:19:01
And other one will pass.
02:19:05
That's my message.
02:19:06
Cardi B, Cardi B, the open sea monster.
02:19:10
And you need hydra force and you need God.
02:19:12
Plan oh A Cardi B, probiotics while you're eating all that stuff.
02:19:17
He's got a gorgeous icy barrio.
02:19:19
I never noticed that before.
02:19:21
Everything else I hear, I'm getting hungry. This is not
02:19:24
really weird.
02:19:24
The onion, the onion took his cameras and everything helped.
02:19:28
Yeah, I thought you were pretty smart.
02:19:30
I know about that. You talking beat other girls.
02:19:32
It seems like you gotta do everything for Cardi B.
02:19:36
Everything.
02:19:37
I just like that he's selling the supplement for Cardi B's stinky bacon.
02:19:40
Yeah, he.
02:19:42
I am more of a all of all the Guardian.
02:19:46
I like Curtis better.
02:19:47
Don't drink that fluoride.
02:19:48
Oh, right. Right, right.
02:19:50
You want to go to the auction store.com.
02:19:55
Right.
02:19:56
You know.
02:19:59
There.
02:20:00
So I was even aware of Alex Jones until The Onion made me aware of them.
02:20:05
The onion got me here.
02:20:06
Yeah.
02:20:06
I never heard Alex Jones before, but then onion.
02:20:12
Ask, do you feel like
02:20:14
I'm a 53 year old woman who is a sexual.
02:20:19
Abuse.
02:20:20
Sexual survivor? Leper. Oh, okay.
02:20:23
Victim for the croup.
02:20:24
I am a 53 year old woman who is a sexual abuse survivor.
02:20:28
As if all sexual abuse results in death.
02:20:31
This has consumed every aspect of my life.
02:20:35
It started when I was around two.
02:20:39
Wow. I believe.
02:20:42
Yeah.
02:20:43
And was a daily occurrence until I was 14.
02:20:47
G abuser was my parental grandfather.
02:20:51
Now deceased.
02:20:52
Okay, okay.
02:20:54
You got some counseling.
02:20:56
I was out some crime.
02:20:58
You got his hand. I got the butter.
02:21:01
I'm so counseling and therapy groups
02:21:05
whenever I could over the years, to no avail.
02:21:08
I just can't shake it.
02:21:10
I have dealt with flashbacks, nightmares, failed marriages, etc.
02:21:13
I just want to feel normal.
02:21:16
Flashbacks. Yep. And I don't know how
02:21:20
am I searching for something that does not exist?
02:21:22
I don't know if you can help me,
02:21:24
but please, if you have any advice at all, I would be beyond grateful.
02:21:28
Sign the lost in this silence.
02:21:31
Stand back I got this.
02:21:33
Try a new recipe.
02:21:43
Book.
02:21:44
First,
02:21:49
What?
02:21:50
Fruit.
02:21:53
I mean. Yeah. Of course. Yeah, yeah.
02:21:56
Have you considered the nice video aired?
02:22:02
Oh, perfect. I tried a bunch of times.
02:22:05
No, no, no, it's all right. Where's the license? What?
02:22:07
You make? You.
02:22:09
I'm the kid.
02:22:10
Here's a fledged throwback.
02:22:12
What was the. Oh, it's a factory for the video.
02:22:15
So it's like random stuff.
02:22:16
And see a lot of people's videos. My apartment.
02:22:18
I'd rather have a video than not. No video.
02:22:22
You notice the shirt?
02:22:22
That actually helped with, actually.
02:22:26
So. Yeah.
02:22:27
Yeah. Well, stopped.
02:22:28
Hold on, hold on, hold on. Let's stop the show.
02:22:30
Do you mind if I ask you a couple questions
02:22:32
about your Lincoln Electric lines?
02:22:33
Like, what exactly is Lincoln Electric?
02:22:36
Do you guys are you, like, the greatest in Cleveland?
02:22:38
Can you give me some information?
02:22:39
I don't know what you mean. You guys. I don't know you guys.
02:22:42
So it's, you guys know?
02:22:43
Well, the company, they make welders.
02:22:45
Google it. Please.
02:22:47
I did it. Just said Cleveland Astra.
02:22:50
Yeah, it's a it's a welding company.
02:22:53
What do they do?
02:22:55
They make welders.
02:22:57
Oh, they don't make welders.
02:22:59
I don't know, I'm not I'm not like the spokesperson for the company.
02:23:02
I don't know to what. Well, you know what.
02:23:04
Buy all the shirts you wear.
02:23:06
Sometimes I think you should be because I'm a welder.
02:23:08
Honestly, where we're sitting currently, we got make.
02:23:11
I made one purchase any day over Mr.
02:23:14
Biden.
02:23:15
But I've had this hoodie for like the years, like a bit longer.
02:23:18
And I'm a big fan of Jay-Z.
02:23:20
Always have been, even though he's, Why is this pertinent Democratic?
02:23:23
I don't like hearing myself, random.
02:23:26
Obama really was very bland, vanilla,
02:23:29
and supposed to see how young we were, but you guys both look exactly the same.
02:23:33
Yeah, it is, because I'm sure he's wearing the same shirt on.
02:23:37
Back when I was wearing my beats, people would potentially
02:23:40
look at the first president as like being like the worst thing ever.
02:23:44
So did your wife, like, try to go in the game in the background and shit,
02:23:47
or they gon stir the pot in one way or another too much?
02:23:52
You hear that?
02:23:52
He didn't answer. Yeah. No, they're in storage.
02:23:54
No they're not.
02:23:55
No, they're in the basement where I'm in. I'm in.
02:23:57
I gotta get those unpacked.
02:23:58
The longer you wait, I want to get the golden T one.
02:24:01
And she loves Galaga, so I'm probably gonna be on the right side
02:24:03
on the right time point.
02:24:05
Oh. Sometimes I sit back and relax,
02:24:06
man, I come over, they can have them, but I love to just say what's on my mind.
02:24:10
But know sometimes you just gotta go sit there and spit in your head.
02:24:13
It's sometimes it's kind of sit in your head and sit back.
02:24:17
Yeah.
02:24:18
Why are we watching the same ones?
02:24:19
I did for me?
02:24:21
So much trouble I forgot.
02:24:23
Yeah, it's from bootstrap. Bootstrap?
02:24:24
Is that your stripes? Yeah.
02:24:26
Yeah.
02:24:26
I think you and I are similar, but different because sometimes we will.
02:24:31
We've got different things that I think we will vocal.
02:24:34
We say, dude, you sound like almost like Kamala Harris depending on how.
02:24:39
But we love representing our opinion.
02:24:41
It was I grew up in the middle of the world.
02:24:45
Yeah, we don't
02:24:47
have the same opinions, but we feel like we say some.
02:24:51
We go
02:24:53
back to the start.
02:24:54
We like to say, right, other people? Yes.
02:24:58
Yeah.
02:25:02
I was you pretty much all.
02:25:05
So I say we talk over this book.
02:25:10
I'm like, oh, you love.
02:25:16
So I love oh,
02:25:22
oh I actually edited a quieter one too.
02:25:26
And then I deleted it and went with this one.
02:25:28
Yeah.
02:25:28
No, no, it's nice that I just shut everything down.
02:25:32
Let's be clear.
02:25:34
Before I had to clear the air, it was just meant to fill the quietness.
02:25:37
It was to replace the, This one.
02:25:39
This was the old one.
02:25:42
I need it right now.
02:25:47
No, there needs to be, like,
02:25:48
a moment of silence, a cleansing of the air.
02:25:52
Just.
02:25:53
I even almost forgot what I was going to talk about going into that.
02:25:56
And now it's kind of doesn't even matter anymore.
02:25:57
So it's kind of like a reset, you know what I mean?
02:26:06
Totally.
02:26:06
Does that mean,
02:26:08
I don't know, I like to challenge other people.
02:26:10
Please, please, please.
02:26:18
Hi, guys.
02:26:20
I'm the kid
02:26:22
from people.
02:26:22
Time out, little time out for dinner.
02:26:27
A little time for gurgling.
02:26:31
What do you think? This.
02:26:31
What do you think the spin was?
02:26:35
The deck of cards.
02:26:39
Shit.
02:26:39
There's six of us.
02:26:42
Yeah. Wow.
02:26:42
No, no.
02:26:44
Oh. Fishing.
02:26:45
The total waste of time.
02:26:47
Sport, fishing is stupid if you're catching your food.
02:26:51
Okay.
02:26:51
Otherwise, it's just, catch and release is cruel.
02:26:56
Fishing sucks.
02:26:58
It's a good excuse to drink by the water, though.
02:27:01
Okay. This is so fun.
02:27:02
Okay, so let's let's let's see how you ranted a year ago.
02:27:07
Okay.
02:27:09
Here we ignore.
02:27:11
We didn't unmuted mean picked.
02:27:14
Who picked? We didn't. We did not rant.
02:27:17
My spin. Oh
02:27:19
we ignored fishing.
02:27:20
Oh okay I, I rant about drinking.
02:27:28
The bootstrap
02:27:29
about fish I think fishing and hunting is pretty necessary.
02:27:32
Hey, guess how many deer have been killed so far this hunting season?
02:27:35
52106
02:27:39
210,000
02:27:41
I don't know, but there's a bum like really that many this afternoon
02:27:43
because I checked this afternoon, it was like one 6170.
02:27:47
Yeah, yeah, I had a good afternoon.
02:27:49
It just open season just opened.
02:27:52
And how many deer are in Michigan totaled before
02:27:55
my wife and daughter have a pet that they're killing all the Bambi's
02:27:59
2 million. Over 2 million? Yeah.
02:28:00
Oh, shit.
02:28:02
Yeah. This.
02:28:02
That's the target. The goal of.
02:28:05
So unless you want to have
02:28:07
the same problem we're starting to have with geese, we're gonna have to kill some.
02:28:11
Some deer.
02:28:11
Yeah, you have to kill them or they're all die.
02:28:14
You have to kill them, or they'll have to live.
02:28:18
Yeah, yeah, George said it.
02:28:20
I just said it better. That's. That's my favorite thing.
02:28:22
If people do, you have to kill them or they'll die.
02:28:26
Yeah, it's coming right at us.
02:28:30
Billy Bob, but no
02:28:35
Jimbo.
02:28:36
Right. For South Park.
02:28:37
I'm staying on this on the top.
02:28:40
Come on down with the brawler.
02:28:41
We have to. On the corner.
02:28:42
Here it comes.
02:28:42
Oh, my God, I'm going to miss that drop that's going to slowly fade away
02:28:46
in obscurity.
02:28:47
Please come out with drops.
02:28:48
I deleted a bunch of Kamala drops.
02:28:50
Right. It's like, no, it's off.
02:28:51
It's just kind of like, Yeah, you hit it.
02:28:53
Hey, I hate hate, hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate replace with.
02:28:58
Yeah,
02:29:00
I'm going to come play
02:29:01
player haters ball I love the hate.
02:29:04
Hate is just as strong as love.
02:29:07
Like if you're putting in the energy to hate somebody I'm like thank you.
02:29:10
I appreciate the video, I appreciate it.
02:29:13
I do know I do this though, because whoever
02:29:16
we had the thumbs up and then it switched to a thumbs down.
02:29:19
Oh, then it was one.
02:29:21
What what bothers me is not me.
02:29:24
I do a lot of me with me.
02:29:26
Is that prominent?
02:29:27
I never lie about them.
02:29:29
Fucking lie.
02:29:29
I get annoyed when people find my, disposition, like hateful
02:29:33
or like negative.
02:29:35
That guy at the thing like missionary.
02:29:37
He he said negative missionary.
02:29:39
Oh, my favorite disposition over the over the summer,
02:29:41
I was just trying to ask some questions to a lady, at this festival.
02:29:44
And she, like, instantly just went to.
02:29:46
I'm not trying to argue with you what I'm like, I told her.
02:29:48
I'm like, I'm not. I'm like, I'm just asking the question.
02:29:51
That's her.
02:29:51
I'm dude, somebody did that to me.
02:29:53
Customer service did that me on the phone a couple of weeks ago.
02:29:56
And I was like, I had like this.
02:29:57
It triggered like, because I remember that bitch and it's like.
02:30:00
And I told her, I'm like, I'm not arguing with you.
02:30:02
I'm like, I'm just describing the situation based on my perspective.
02:30:06
I'm just trying to inform you.
02:30:07
I don't know what you mean by arguing, like, what are you?
02:30:09
So these people, they get a combative and they think they're either trained
02:30:13
and that's like their their go to response or like I'm not going to argue.
02:30:17
I'm not going to argue.
02:30:17
It's like no one's arguing, you asshole. I'm just telling you.
02:30:20
I'm just telling you my perspective. Why?
02:30:22
Whether right or wrong, why were you arguing?
02:30:24
I wasn't, but sometimes I'm arguing with her.
02:30:27
It sounds like you were.
02:30:28
You're arguing with me right now, right?
02:30:30
I don't sound like arguing with her.
02:30:34
It's not a big deal.
02:30:35
But this is how I sound sometimes.
02:30:36
I know, I know, I do like when I get that shot.
02:30:40
It's like I'm a dream with you.
02:30:43
Can you please stop yelling at me?
02:30:47
I love it
02:30:48
because I stuff with that fucking asshole that 7-Eleven I fucking.
02:30:51
Right before I left, I stopped at the door, and I'm just like.
02:30:53
I'm like, oh, that's a cool shirt you got on that.
02:30:55
It's it's got a green stripe.
02:30:56
And he like, pull any like opens is like yeah, yeah.
02:30:59
And I'm like, oh what color is that?
02:31:00
It looks like a subtle pea green maybe.
02:31:02
I don't know what color that is I'm at what kind of glass those are.
02:31:06
Glasses are though. What kind of glasses you got.
02:31:08
But we do I do like is it.
02:31:10
I'm like, I can ask you a million questions about everything.
02:31:12
I go, I'd rather just go.
02:31:13
And then I just fucking walk to a is it was a giant douche bag.
02:31:18
Do you have me for him?
02:31:20
What were you.
02:31:20
He was right.
02:31:22
No, I drove damn you.
02:31:25
I just drove fucking three hours to fucking Cleveland.
02:31:30
I have
02:31:31
to say, I was hoping the 7-Eleven for a podcast.
02:31:35
I just want to get some fucking beer and get to the hotel.
02:31:38
Just I don't.
02:31:38
Oh, him, you know, questions about my wardrobe by now.
02:31:42
Yeah.
02:31:43
I don't want you to drive to the 7-Eleven with them, I just don't.
02:31:45
If you could go talk to him right now, I want to hear his side of the story.
02:31:49
I almost called I almost called to say I wanted to.
02:31:51
I just want to analyze that type of attitude of, like what?
02:31:54
I thought what was a 7-Eleven isn't.
02:31:56
We're going to call the 7-Eleven.
02:31:57
Yeah. Go there
02:32:00
it was.
02:32:01
It close to Cleveland?
02:32:02
You don't want to say where you are.
02:32:05
I mean,
02:32:07
I'm not going to be here forever.
02:32:08
The receipts got a store number on it, doesn't it?
02:32:10
You got your seat? Yeah.
02:32:12
I don't I'm going to call the guy, you know.
02:32:14
You know,
02:32:14
because I said he works for 8 to 16 hours because, you know, he was actually a BP.
02:32:18
He works till three, he works till BP sells store numbers as well.
02:32:21
Circle.
02:32:22
Could they tell you about what I work on?
02:32:24
Circle K is actually a very successful chain.
02:32:29
It's a circle K, not a 7-Eleven.
02:32:33
It's circle K, it's really cheaper in 7-Eleven.
02:32:35
Circle K, circle K, BP.
02:32:41
What?
02:32:41
And and his name was it's off a I just I think it's Riverside Cleveland.
02:32:48
It says yeah Brook Park Cleveland but yeah.
02:32:51
Oh yeah it circle K by the airport.
02:32:55
Yeah.
02:32:56
We'll have verse I, I was in my head I was laughing the whole time
02:32:59
because I'm like oh this is total father fodder for the podcast.
02:33:02
So now now we just get to show any later.
02:33:04
I not only get to share on you now I shit on you later, but no.
02:33:07
So Gary, like you and I are kind of on that same ilk to where like,
02:33:11
you may have handled that situation differently, but given that type of person
02:33:16
being that kind of weirdly odd, you, I think you're the same type of person
02:33:20
that you can't just not say nothing, right?
02:33:22
Right. Anyway,
02:33:25
I would
02:33:25
have reversed it just like you did and ask him about there.
02:33:28
Sure, I do this stuff before I do this. You got it.
02:33:31
I'm a giant douche bag too.
02:33:32
I can't help it.
02:33:33
I need I feel the need to say something I don't know. Yeah.
02:33:36
All right.
02:33:37
And I just that he didn't get it.
02:33:40
He didn't.
02:33:40
I'm not.
02:33:41
Yeah.
02:33:42
It's not that I'm going to say something and feel good about myself.
02:33:44
I'm actually going to feel the opposite.
02:33:46
But I'm going to feel worse if I walk away and say nothing. So.
02:33:49
Right, right.
02:33:50
So it's like there's no winning.
02:33:52
This going to hurt you ahead of me, but at least off you.
02:33:54
I mean, you get some jabs in.
02:33:57
Go ahead. Really?
02:33:58
Sorry, I'm right on with this, but I'm going to go out for it.
02:34:01
Are we going right now?
02:34:03
Yeah.
02:34:04
Don't a don't be a complete dick.
02:34:07
I just want to congratulate him on how polite he is.
02:34:09
Okay?
02:34:11
Okay.
02:34:13
Finally,
02:34:15
they don't answer their phone.
02:34:22
Do you like the new, flat trans color icon?
02:34:24
Yeah.
02:34:25
Ask him a bunch of questions about how you like working in there.
02:34:29
Before you ask him what you actually want.
02:34:31
Circle K, can I help you?
02:34:32
Yeah, I see what you're.
02:34:34
You're on the radio.
02:34:36
You're on a podcast. Is that okay?
02:34:39
I got customers right now.
02:34:41
You're busy. You call back later.
02:34:43
Yeah, sure.
02:34:44
Yeah, yeah, we'll give you a call back in about 30 minutes.
02:34:46
Is there a little blond haired kid working there?
02:34:50
Well, you're talking about.
02:34:52
No, he's not here.
02:34:53
Oh, he looks already.
02:34:54
Okay. Donut. Okay, okay.
02:34:56
Thanks a lot. He was using a dude. He's a good dude.
02:34:59
He was the most polite, friendliest cashier we have ever dealt with.
02:35:02
And he's got a go
02:35:04
get him.
02:35:05
During the Cold War of the week.
02:35:07
It was just a few hours ago.
02:35:09
Just a few hours ago.
02:35:10
He's the the best cashier circle K we have ever dealt with.
02:35:14
He actually kept us there longer than we wanted to.
02:35:16
He was so friendly and polite.
02:35:17
We just wanted to thank him for it. Yep.
02:35:20
Okay, I think you might be talking about Sean.
02:35:22
But yeah, it's probably shot.
02:35:24
Okay. Any more details?
02:35:26
Yeah, yeah, we get a call back. Thank you.
02:35:28
Thank you so much.
02:35:29
Okay. Thank you so much. Thank.
02:35:32
Oh, that was great.
02:35:34
I great
02:35:36
I think the whole Alvarez, you live on air on the podcast
02:35:39
just went in one ear and out the other.
02:35:41
I don't think he realized, like, because I'd be like, I want to get to that point.
02:35:46
I'm like, what? I'm on a podcast. Well, okay. And I'm hanging up.
02:35:49
They'll give me a chance to not be on it. You know?
02:35:51
He said he went, you know, it's no FCC, FCC regulations,
02:35:56
so you don't have to tell them that your although it could be misinterpreted.
02:36:00
Okay. So that's another great segue.
02:36:02
So yeah, that was be interpreted as a prank call that was not oh, that was.
02:36:06
Yeah. Right. Now check this out.
02:36:08
There's a big thing in India right now
02:36:10
where they're trying to get necrophilia, a law against it.
02:36:13
Yeah, they have that in America.
02:36:15
So my problem is, is what's in what society do you need a law in that group.
02:36:20
Right. Yeah.
02:36:21
Like just because there's FCC regulations that say
02:36:24
I don't have to be a dick doesn't mean that I should be a dick.
02:36:27
Mean, figured out how to circumvent this?
02:36:31
Cleopatra was found to be a lot more decomposed in King Tut.
02:36:35
They went through the same embalming of process, but
02:36:39
in, in the royal families, they didn't turn their, females in
02:36:44
to be embalmed for a couple days because they had other things
02:36:48
they wanted to do with the body.
02:36:51
What if, on her deathbed,
02:36:53
your loved one, you know, you just wanted to have one last romantic moment.
02:36:57
And during that moment, you know, like, would you.
02:37:01
That was my grandma.
02:37:02
My grandma's.
02:37:03
One of my grandma's last regrets was when my when my my grandpa was dead.
02:37:07
Yeah. She wanted than me one more time.
02:37:10
Wow. That's a story.
02:37:11
That's a true story.
02:37:12
Except it was the day before he passed, right?
02:37:15
Okay.
02:37:15
He asked for a quickie on the on the hospital bed, and she said no,
02:37:19
for all you lies out there.
02:37:22
Yeah.
02:37:22
Do one thing you can do for your husband.
02:37:25
Yeah, you you can't get one of those dick.
02:37:27
Dick molds.
02:37:28
They remember, like, they're all just a series of holes.
02:37:31
Gary knows he works at the rubber factory. You know what they do?
02:37:33
I do like molds where you can. Yeah.
02:37:35
Make your own. Do we? Do?
02:37:37
Yeah. Fuck yourself with your own dick.
02:37:39
Technically, I think you should be careful with the indoor.
02:37:41
Yeah, I do the molding myself.
02:37:43
You should be.
02:37:44
You should be careful.
02:37:47
I was thinking about that asshole effect of the phone.
02:37:49
He's like, I've got customers. Here we are.
02:37:52
I could
02:37:54
go, yeah. Manager.
02:37:55
Every manager in the world will let a customer hold up to here a compliment.
02:37:59
Know what good his I don't think.
02:38:01
I don't think he actually had any customers.
02:38:04
And I don't think he was the manager.
02:38:06
The phone is right there.
02:38:08
They it for the phones these days. Like he's.
02:38:10
Well, I can't I can't get to the 1230 on a fucking Monday.
02:38:14
Tuesday. You're right.
02:38:15
Yeah I have any customers.
02:38:17
He's got a number though.
02:38:18
I didn't I didn't hide the caller ID or anything.
02:38:20
I just call them straight up.
02:38:21
That's I was like pleased.
02:38:22
Please don't say anything. Horror. Horrific.
02:38:25
All right.
02:38:26
Back. The police will be fucking.
02:38:28
Yeah. No, I'm. I'm here.
02:38:30
Get organized.
02:38:31
That was our first, right.
02:38:32
Oh, no. He's about him.
02:38:34
His whole life is probably, what the fuck, a goddamn holiday.
02:38:36
My beers. I've done my miracles, my everything sucks, blah, blah.
02:38:39
We call, we're like, hey, we just want to let you know,
02:38:41
Sean really, really fucking knew that there was a little bit of some
02:38:46
tomfoolery going on, but, well, I was hoping you were going to cut in
02:38:49
and say what happened, because I did.
02:38:50
I it's hearsay. For me.
02:38:51
All I heard was I felt bad.
02:38:53
The second he said that he had customers, I felt I felt if I was,
02:38:57
I could have been that person and I would have been even more pissed off
02:39:00
because I'm like, what's his asshole doing on the phone?
02:39:03
This is great. Me,
02:39:05
right?
02:39:06
Yeah.
02:39:07
The one thing that I want to drive over there, you call
02:39:09
and then I'm going to bitch while you're on the phone.
02:39:11
That'd be great.
02:39:12
You should have put some.
02:39:13
So he was so polite.
02:39:14
But his one concern was that his interaction took a little long.
02:39:16
So I was wondering if you could take a moment
02:39:18
and ask you, can you
02:39:20
can you ask the customer that they're right now
02:39:21
if they would mind talking to a podcast and taking a survey?
02:39:24
We want to know how their day is going and what's on their t shirt
02:39:28
so I can ask them where they work.
02:39:29
And yeah, well, I just let's just see what's on their shirt
02:39:32
and make assumptions about it in the most, in the most random fashion.
02:39:38
Right.
02:39:38
Gary's got a Kermit in the background.
02:39:40
Oh, you like Muppets or you watching the Muppets?
02:39:42
Did you see the new Muppet Movie?
02:39:44
Did you, you know, Jim Henson played the new Muppet movie.
02:39:48
It's called moving to saying, like, you could just find, like, so.
02:39:52
All right, so what if what if we go to the other extreme?
02:39:54
Let me play devil's advocate.
02:39:55
I'll be I'll be a cashier.
02:39:56
Walk in, just walk in.
02:39:58
You know, you want to buy some zoom.
02:40:01
This is it.
02:40:02
This is this is literally. This is all I got. Literally what I do.
02:40:05
I know that they got the scanner right there.
02:40:07
I literally put my shit on the counter.
02:40:08
I find the barcode, I face all the barcodes
02:40:11
directly towards them so they can go zap, zap, zap.
02:40:13
So are you are you okay if I do that and
02:40:17
scan the card?
02:40:18
Move on, move on with my day.
02:40:20
That's why I'm there.
02:40:23
I take it a step further
02:40:24
and I try to do my walk into the store and hang the fuck out for a minute.
02:40:30
I've made friends with with.
02:40:33
It takes time.
02:40:35
I don't just walk in and some of your best fucking friend.
02:40:37
So. All right, what I was saying is devil's advocate backwards.
02:40:40
Like, so if I don't say anything, I defended,
02:40:43
I pushed the guy out of the fucking seven star party
02:40:46
store for the people that worked there.
02:40:48
I helped them fucking eject the son of a bitch from that fucking store.
02:40:51
Don't tell me about, you know, being involved in some shit.
02:40:53
That relationship took fucking, like, 20 years to build.
02:40:56
To what? That store.
02:40:57
That's why I like it. So that's why I was willing to do that.
02:41:05
Oh, you're so punk.
02:41:06
Started the second 11. What's the Shelby road?
02:41:09
So, 27 mile road. Yep.
02:41:12
My question, if you guys may have nailed it.
02:41:14
May I have one that it is 25 mile.
02:41:19
Have you ever. You know.
02:41:21
Yeah.
02:41:22
Go ahead birdie I just want to be 25 I'm guessing.
02:41:25
Have you ever experienced you don't even make eye contact.
02:41:29
No, no. Say thank you.
02:41:30
They're on their phone or whatever you're by and they're just like
02:41:35
that's. Yeah.
02:41:36
No I, I'm like as long as it's efficient enough whatever.
02:41:40
I'm I'm even like thank you.
02:41:42
And I'm not looking even for a welcome welcome or a thank you back.
02:41:45
But they're usually just like, you know, maybe a head nod for the oh I'm the head.
02:41:49
And I go, yeah, that's all I need. I need more work.
02:41:52
Have you spoken with no words I use I get older as I get older and I spend
02:41:56
thank you, thank you. What's 25?
02:41:58
What's up?
02:41:59
This is the thank you
02:42:00
I feel I feel like I want a little bit of an engagement at least.
02:42:05
Why my what you need out of that? Hi.
02:42:07
How may I help you? And a thank you at the end.
02:42:09
I don't know, I don't yeah that's fine.
02:42:11
Yeah, I get pissed.
02:42:12
I get pissed at the brand. Otherwise this is all. Yeah.
02:42:15
Hey. Appreciate it. Thank you.
02:42:16
Thank you very much. Have a good day. You too. Yep.
02:42:19
Hey, man.
02:42:20
The fat.
02:42:21
How's it going? Hey. Hey, George. The fight is out there, man.
02:42:23
You don't have to kill.
02:42:24
Even if you're, like, even if you're like, hey, I'm having a good day.
02:42:26
And it's like, yeah, okay, cool.
02:42:28
But you're not having a good day.
02:42:29
Then that's like, oh, having a good day now. And it's like, oh, what's wrong?
02:42:32
So you would like, you would like me to pull your beers
02:42:34
back in your chains and not let you go straight away from the counter and say,
02:42:38
tell me about your day, or I can I can help.
02:42:42
That's how it used to be. In the olden days.
02:42:44
People gave you your liquor, actually cared about you.
02:42:46
They actually gave you bad. They.
02:42:48
What are the words they did? I'm not making this up, dude.
02:42:50
Bartenders would give you customer service
02:42:52
so that you were miserable and you came back day after day.
02:42:55
I was growing up.
02:42:56
I played pinball at the bar, and I watch these sad motherfuckers.
02:42:59
I'm like, you were one of the.
02:43:01
No. We have a graveyard, right?
02:43:03
Graveyard segment.
02:43:04
No, no no, no.
02:43:07
We learn how to flip the camera around.
02:43:09
We kind of like the shoulders of giants.
02:43:11
Guard five.
02:43:12
We reach for the stars.
02:43:13
We touch the sky flies on the backs of you.
02:43:16
Why would you choose that moment to change your like.
02:43:18
How can we get much higher?
02:43:22
What an odd moment to change your leg.
02:43:24
Why would you have a spare leg at that moment?
02:43:26
And why would you change it? That right, all right.
02:43:28
I'm not racist, but I think if you're black and Asian in this world
02:43:32
blazing, if you will, I think when you wake up, you got to take it.
02:43:35
You don't get to pick your moment.
02:43:38
Even if you already have a leg up, you get you up.
02:43:41
Yeah, I no that's what I when I, somebody got their leg cut off
02:43:45
and they were just like I have another their leg got off their leg, leg, leg.
02:43:50
Did I say leg.
02:43:52
No. That's my game.
02:43:54
Oh good.
02:43:55
My wife says Baig.
02:43:57
Here's a two dogs for peanut butter trick.
02:44:03
It's funny because I've just been looking
02:44:04
for the graveyard segment, but I can't find it.
02:44:07
Oh, you don't need it.
02:44:09
Oh, where did I go?
02:44:10
I wanted it, I wanted it bad, I wanted it bad.
02:44:15
Well, I'm just letting the dog even be somewhere.
02:44:17
No. How?
02:44:19
Oh, and this one time at Van Camp,
02:44:21
I stuck my pussy.
02:44:27
That's,
02:44:29
You know,
02:44:31
dear motherfucking fuck.
02:44:32
If I could, if I could, I guess I could fuck.
02:44:36
You my daughter,
02:44:40
my daughter.
02:44:44
To all the fathers out there.
02:44:46
My daughter unexpectedly died very recently.
02:44:49
A friend called today asking how I was doing.
02:44:53
You're going to have three daughters.
02:44:54
Probably.
02:44:55
Then she asked me the most unnerving question.
02:45:00
Do you have June with you?
02:45:02
I was floored, so many thoughts came rushing to me at once.
02:45:07
June was disabled since birth.
02:45:10
She went to live in a group home nine years ago.
02:45:13
The friend knew I brought her home for weekends.
02:45:16
What are we talking about?
02:45:17
This is literally how it starts with the fuck is June?
02:45:19
Who is June
02:45:21
yonder?
02:45:21
I didn't speak, girl.
02:45:23
I thought June was after I did.
02:45:24
Grace, those are the dead kids.
02:45:27
Do you have June with you? We're trying to get laws.
02:45:29
People can't fuck. The Judo's disabled since birth.
02:45:31
She went to live in a group home nine years ago.
02:45:33
The friend knew I brought her home for weekends.
02:45:35
Okay, so it must be some tired that she doesn't
02:45:37
want to take care of full time, but still has to take care of her financially.
02:45:41
And so she shifts her to some like thing to take care of her.
02:45:43
And then occasionally she takes care of her.
02:45:45
On weekends, you can do that.
02:45:47
It's legal. Yeah. You have to take care of that.
02:45:49
And the government pitch that up.
02:45:51
The pay you?
02:45:52
Yeah. Can you do that with kids in general?
02:45:55
Like, instead of, like leaving them by a doorstep?
02:45:58
Can't you just be like, hey, you take care of them.
02:46:01
Government.
02:46:02
So I've always heard that rumor that there's a no questions asked policy,
02:46:05
that you can leave it at a fire station, a post office, a city city
02:46:09
hall, police station, no questions are asked.
02:46:12
Initially, but yeah, right there.
02:46:16
Yeah, I don't I don't believe that.
02:46:17
First, we want to ask questions right now.
02:46:21
Yeah I don't that doesn't
02:46:24
I mean but that doesn't mean we won't get it.
02:46:25
Why they say that I get it.
02:46:27
Why they would say that
02:46:29
after I didn't speak for several minutes?
02:46:33
She asked in an annoying tone.
02:46:35
Well, did you go get her ashes or not?
02:46:39
As if having her ashes with me was a comfort.
02:46:43
It isn't.
02:46:44
Okay, so June, as the retarded dead unexpectedly died?
02:46:48
That's a lot of it is.
02:46:50
I'm not sure what you said. Right?
02:46:51
Yeah.
02:46:52
Unexpectedly ashes,
02:46:55
Or fledgling?
02:46:56
I didn't know what to say.
02:46:57
Her question slammed me against the wall.
02:46:59
I mumbled the response, said I had to go and hung up.
02:47:02
That's a straw. I'm trying to make myself.
02:47:04
I'm trying to make myself believe she meant nothing but concern.
02:47:07
But I can't seem to make myself believe the words she used were am now
02:47:11
you just cunt.
02:47:12
Cruel, concerned.
02:47:14
My worn feelings for her have changed to something ugly.
02:47:18
I'm still gasping.
02:47:21
Your thoughts
02:47:22
sound grieving mother though, so I guess June was.
02:47:25
It's her that died in the thing. And I'm right.
02:47:27
She's mad that apparently somebody asked that if she has the ashes or not.
02:47:31
And so what I would recommend is this in this particular case,
02:47:35
try a new recipe.
02:47:40
Also, like
02:47:43
proofread.
02:47:44
Like kind of collect your thoughts,
02:47:48
rewrite it, maybe have some explanation on the forefront,
02:47:51
maybe give us
02:47:52
a little bit of the details of like, I don't know the characters involved prior
02:47:55
to just diving into talking about June and all this.
02:48:00
Yeah. Here.
02:48:00
This is June.
02:48:07
Right.
02:48:15
What you.
02:48:20
Will write
02:48:23
with that.
02:48:23
Whereas the third you little finger.
02:48:27
Where's the titty? What javers.
02:48:28
Can we get some titty? What chapter?
02:48:32
Oh, I haven't been sending those.
02:48:34
I got one more of these.
02:48:40
Well, we watched titties and tell yours
02:48:43
this is your ticket.
02:48:45
You fagot fucker.
02:48:47
I was molested by my sister's husband in 1959.
02:48:51
Yeah, I was five years old growing up in the late 50s and 60s.
02:48:56
It's ask fag fucker.
02:48:57
But anyways, yeah, growing up in the late 50s and 60s,
02:49:00
sexual abuse was never discussed in my parent's home.
02:49:04
It just wasn't done.
02:49:05
Then of course, my brother in law told me it was our little secret.
02:49:10
Yeah, that's our secret.
02:49:13
This is affected my entire life.
02:49:15
I didn't get counseling for it because I didn't remember it.
02:49:18
Wait, what?
02:49:20
When you take counseling for me,
02:49:22
I don't remember, like later.
02:49:25
So how do you go to heaven now? Peter Fu,
02:49:29
the squeeze of a
02:49:30
bitch is affected my entire life.
02:49:33
I didn't get counseling for it because I didn't remember it.
02:49:38
It. I became promiscuous at a young age,
02:49:41
but I cannot remember any of the sexual episodes.
02:49:44
I have been with several thousand men and can't remember any of them.
02:49:48
Very convenient.
02:49:51
I came up with theory with yeah,
02:49:53
I came up with a theory that each time I went into a fatigue.
02:49:57
Oh, right.
02:49:58
A very
02:50:00
mysterious
02:50:02
figure.
02:50:03
You figure
02:50:05
if you go fatigue
02:50:07
theory, Figaro a
02:50:11
state or period of loss
02:50:13
of awareness of one's identity, often coupled with, oh, they had their period
02:50:18
like weight from one's unusual environment
02:50:21
associated with certain forms of hysteria and epilepsy.
02:50:24
Really?
02:50:26
I came up with a theory that each time I went to a
02:50:29
go fuck myself state.
02:50:32
I understand it's common in children who are molested young.
02:50:35
I'm horribly ashamed of my behavior, but I beg God
02:50:41
nightly for forgiveness.
02:50:43
I married with a
02:50:45
I married with a 29 year old.
02:50:47
Please, no, no.
02:50:48
I'm married.
02:50:49
I'm married with a I'm married with a 29 year old son.
02:50:52
And my husband and son know all about my activities during our entire marriage.
02:50:58
Wait, why would you say I'm married with a 29 year old son?
02:51:02
All about my activities.
02:51:03
During our entire marriage, I have been relevant.
02:51:08
Chastity.
02:51:09
I'm married with a 2004 caravan.
02:51:12
Like who care to provide
02:51:16
abstaining from extramarital or from all sexual intercourse.
02:51:20
I have been chest. Chest eight, chest eight.
02:51:23
Now for more than a year and doing my best to not fall off the wagon.
02:51:29
I think she's married with a 29 year old son, so good luck to that husband.
02:51:33
My sister and her husband are now elderly,
02:51:37
but I still want to tell her that he abused me.
02:51:40
He also abused his adopted daughter who ran away when she was 14.
02:51:44
Should I tell my sister about what he did to me?
02:51:46
Or must I take it to my grave?
02:51:50
We are already estranged, signed,
02:51:53
surviving in Texas.
02:51:56
Okay, surviving. Try a new recipe.
02:51:59
Take it to your grave.
02:52:03
So, when I first started
02:52:06
reading that, I started laughing because I was thinking, like, it's.
02:52:10
Try a new recipe.
02:52:11
Halfway through it, I started laughing because I was thinking the same thing.
02:52:14
And then towards the end,
02:52:15
and then even when he laid the punchline out, I was still laughing.
02:52:18
So yeah, because
02:52:21
I, I don't know, I thought you were just going to dial back to the,
02:52:25
you know,
02:52:27
I, I didn't get counseling for it because I didn't remember it, but, like,
02:52:31
I don't know how she knows that he did it or that it, like,
02:52:35
why do you you're going to
02:52:37
now now it's I realize that it was very bad.
02:52:40
I realize that she remembers him at the time.
02:52:43
Would talk about pie, right.
02:52:44
Yeah, I know she does now. Like.
02:52:46
Oh, yeah, that was it.
02:52:48
Also, the day before the guy was running for office.
02:52:51
Yeah.
02:52:53
That's also bad time that they remember all that shit to happen.
02:52:56
All you can do is ruin everybody else's good time.
02:53:00
I mean, the really, there's nothing good can come from sharing this.
02:53:04
She seems to have lived a perfectly
02:53:07
reasonably quarter life.
02:53:11
Right. But she needs you to think that.
02:53:12
That's the thing, though.
02:53:13
Do you think, like that abuse.
02:53:16
There is a correlation between sexual abuse and being a whore, man.
02:53:21
Yeah, I think there is.
02:53:23
I think there's a connection to
02:53:24
what about just what about just a broken and broken home type situation?
02:53:28
Yeah, that that ties in.
02:53:31
Hey guys. Again daddy issues right.
02:53:33
Like yeah right.
02:53:35
Oh yeah
02:53:37
I mean whether boundaries never right
02:53:39
is what it is.
02:53:43
So speaking of transition
02:53:47
are you transitioning.
02:53:49
No. All right we went we that tiger that that tiger
02:53:52
and that hot chick that just transitioned or whatever.
02:53:54
Yeah.
02:53:54
With the with the reactions from the that I don't know how I do that.
02:53:59
Well but it's.
02:54:00
Yeah. Kind of shooting it on the internet.
02:54:03
I'm going to ruin it.
02:54:04
Remember, we even show the first one on the show.
02:54:06
We were like, oh yeah, the internet adds the last part.
02:54:09
It's just a comedy routine.
02:54:10
This is what they actually saw.
02:54:16
Some, you know, you didn't.
02:54:18
Mutations.
02:54:23
From Japan.
02:54:24
From Japan.
02:54:25
Okay. Yeah.
02:54:25
You live in Japan? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:54:29
This is your first time in America? Yes.
02:54:32
Why did Hawaii suddenly get the broken Japanese accent that they have?
02:54:36
You live in Japan?
02:54:37
Yeah. Isn't it?
02:54:38
He thinks they can understand it better if they.
02:54:41
If he talks, like, help you, does it help you if I don't close my mouth
02:54:45
when I talk to you, I talk like a retard.
02:54:47
Like you do.
02:54:48
Listen, listen.
02:54:49
We assume a half.
02:54:51
I understand why they sound like that from Japan.
02:54:54
Yeah. You live in Japan? Yeah. Yeah, they
02:54:59
live in Japan.
02:55:00
Yes. First time? Yeah. First time.
02:55:02
You know, say preposition.
02:55:04
You know, say, you know, say vowels.
02:55:06
Beautiful country.
02:55:07
Yeah. Thank you. Very beautiful humans.
02:55:11
We're beautiful.
02:55:11
You know,
02:55:13
very beautiful judgment.
02:55:15
Yeah. Definitely.
02:55:19
We're going to skip right to the routine.
02:55:21
You guys will remember this when they turn and dance here.
02:55:25
Oh, yeah.
02:55:26
Please. Slow mo. This fucking is this shit.
02:55:28
The horse fucking.
02:55:30
This is what we actually saw on TV.
02:55:33
And people laugh. Okay?
02:55:34
We were looking for that fucking.
02:55:38
Yeah. That's it.
02:55:39
It's a joke.
02:55:41
And they do it with every animal.
02:55:45
What do you mean?
02:55:45
You've skipped the best part. Why did you do that?
02:55:47
I did not, there is no other skip.
02:55:49
The more you skip, the more motherfucker you just like.
02:55:52
Show them doing the head gimmick and then you skip the misunderstanding.
02:55:55
My point? The more.
02:55:56
No, there's no more internet after the fact.
02:55:59
It doesn't exist.
02:56:01
That that was like, even I was like, he was.
02:56:03
I was like, there's mirrors or they're doing fucking holograms.
02:56:06
We came up with reasons how the trick works.
02:56:08
No, not so.
02:56:09
You presented bullshit information.
02:56:11
Then. Correct. And I'm trying to.
02:56:14
This is a correction.
02:56:15
So why didn't they not bother these people out earlier?
02:56:18
Because it's a comedy skit and it ends with something funny.
02:56:20
Kind of funny. This is a fun.
02:56:23
No, it's not funny at all.
02:56:24
Yeah, I find this funnier.
02:56:25
I find this much funnier. Have you ever seen.
02:56:29
I have the
02:56:30
jokes now, you know, you guys smelly.
02:56:33
Everyone likes it.
02:56:36
Actually, something.
02:56:38
So by case you missed Gary.
02:56:41
What were you for Halloween?
02:56:43
I was a unicorn fagot.
02:56:45
Okay. Just checking. Well, same thing.
02:56:47
Kitty. Yeah,
02:56:50
he said on his horn.
02:56:58
Oh, my God, it's so funny.
02:57:00
I'm not expecting any more.
02:57:02
Here's the worst part.
02:57:03
Why did this keep getting you?
02:57:13
I wish right now
02:57:14
he would do this for you, bro.
02:57:19
You know what?
02:57:20
I like to think that he is?
02:57:23
It smells a little like Taco Bell.
02:57:24
And I haven't eaten Taco Bell.
02:57:26
If you were friends and you're like, whatever.
02:57:28
Bet that they lost that he had to do that, wouldn't you fart to.
02:57:32
Right?
02:57:34
Because they're not going to do.
02:57:34
I would hope that, like, hey, freshly, wash your ass, please.
02:57:37
My point isn't the the actual sexual act that's occurring right now
02:57:41
that that there's a sexual act occurring.
02:57:43
Why do you assume it's sexual?
02:57:44
His nose is penetrating his ass right now, and there has to be sexual.
02:57:49
Yeah.
02:57:50
It's necessarily.
02:57:51
Well, no, because some people will say rape is more violence than sexual.
02:57:54
I mean, if you get a prostate exam, is that sexual?
02:57:57
That's why this is consent action.
02:57:59
So yes, I believe yes, but not all I take back all all penetration.
02:58:03
So process prostate exams are sexual.
02:58:05
No I take my doctor right. Me no.
02:58:08
You consent to it.
02:58:09
Actually you don't have to get a chance.
02:58:11
Yeah. It's just an old man.
02:58:12
Show is way better once you get on Rumble.
02:58:14
I know we said that one already.
02:58:15
I just want to say it again.
02:58:18
What do you mean by it's the same person every week?
02:58:20
What do you mean by that?
02:58:22
What do we do? I missed that it was so long ago.
02:58:24
I really did play that one. Gary Brady.
02:58:27
No, it's him.
02:58:29
Please.
02:58:29
He's always referring.
02:58:32
Oh yeah.
02:58:33
Oh it's the first.
02:58:34
Yeah. We need to read it a weekly read.
02:58:36
Please post the recipe that you keep referring to.
02:58:40
Yeah.
02:58:40
That's your new job a very
02:58:43
very your info Gary.
02:58:47
Their crunch is a recipe.
02:58:50
It can't we just we go back to our food episode.
02:58:53
We just weird out a viewer and I apologize.
02:58:57
You're right. It's okay.
02:58:58
Oh no.
02:58:59
It is the time is now. 1259.
02:59:02
It is time for our well-mannered.
02:59:06
He's like, please do that coffee laugh you did earlier.
02:59:09
That was the funniest thing all night. Yeah. It was.
02:59:12
It sounded like snidely from the, What's that?
02:59:14
What's that cartoon with the dog that you're not understanding that
02:59:17
I couldn't fly planes?
02:59:21
Do you know what I'm talking about?
02:59:22
Oh, yeah. Oh, I couldn't even breathe.
02:59:26
I couldn't care less.
02:59:27
I was great as above, so below.
02:59:34
What?
02:59:34
Wait, you couldn't care less?
02:59:36
Probing.
02:59:38
Are you wearing all the same color?
02:59:39
Are you want a turtleneck?
02:59:41
You just hold on.
02:59:42
I've got a response to that. Oh, not Snidely Mutli.
02:59:45
I'm sorry.
02:59:45
His name is Mutli.
02:59:51
Spirit.
02:59:52
Laughter.
03:00:00
What do you say?
03:00:04
It sound kind of like that, right?
03:00:12
Now that wheezing cough,
03:00:13
the wheezing Jericho.
03:00:16
Oh, I couldn't stop laughing.
03:00:18
It was that first, I can't do recipe
03:00:22
and and draw.
03:00:23
I started laughing and I couldn't catch my breath, and I started coughing.
03:00:26
It was a lot.
03:00:27
We used to play that back as.
03:00:30
All right, and my thumbs down is him.
03:00:34
Oh. Hi, guys.
03:00:37
I mean, that's funny.
03:00:40
The gag. Really? Sure.
03:00:41
What to say to the, clerk?
03:00:44
I shot the clerk.
03:00:45
I shot the clerk is the only thing I can think of.
03:00:48
I don't think we should go with that joke.
03:00:50
That's not a good. You're good to go.
03:00:51
He did say to call back. Maybe.
03:00:53
I know, but I.
03:00:54
I'm trying desperately to think of something to do.
03:00:56
But I don't want to.
03:00:57
I don't want we could just have A0I get I don't want to get in trouble.
03:01:01
Did you want to have a conversation?
03:01:02
I don't want to I don't want to get him in trouble.
03:01:03
I don't want to make it sound like it's.
03:01:05
It was an issue.
03:01:07
Oh, is this Siri? Call back.
03:01:09
Oh, I already told them.
03:01:11
Nobody told them personally yet how I felt, you know, sounded just like you.
03:01:15
He said I agree,
03:01:18
I concur.
03:01:19
I like how you're just kind of like a dark background
03:01:21
with a burly couch and a floating head floating head up.
03:01:25
Yeah, I'm like floating
03:01:28
sort of
03:01:30
turn the light down a little bit.
03:01:32
Yeah.
03:01:33
Turn that birdie intro show. Here we go.
03:01:36
What did you say? As above.
03:01:37
So there was no other comments? You.
03:01:39
Yeah, I used to have recently and there was no new comments anywhere else.
03:01:42
No, I ignored it.
03:01:43
It's like it's like Beetlejuice.
03:01:44
You have to say it three times from now on.
03:01:46
That's how you're going to.
03:01:47
That's how we're going to keep you on the show a little longer, I know.
03:01:50
Oh no, I just want to see the face.
03:01:53
More things.
03:01:53
Yeah, but I didn't watch the face swap video
03:01:59
because I wanted to save it for the show,
03:02:02
but I know it exists because I cheated.
03:02:05
I picked
03:02:07
what did he see?
03:02:09
I don't know what he said.
03:02:10
I was trying to follow it, but it's hard to follow
03:02:13
what he said.
03:02:16
I'm not sure.
03:02:18
All right, so when it comes to,
03:02:21
the one thing of Mount Rushmore is they are not ranked one through four.
03:02:25
It is just, oh, there's a four
03:02:28
there now comes to, life.
03:02:31
When is the Mount Rushmore of importance?
03:02:34
When it comes to the,
03:02:35
I don't know, the the life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness.
03:02:41
Okay, I was going to go like water.
03:02:44
Shelter, food.
03:02:47
I love food.
03:02:47
Yeah, like I was going there, but no, I said yeah, it's driving.
03:02:50
That's also
03:02:52
why to missed the last thing
03:02:54
about boys and sex.
03:02:57
What about farts?
03:02:59
Sex farts is good.
03:03:04
I'm thinking that you may have a problem.
03:03:07
You maybe.
03:03:08
How was that lightheaded feeling when you sneeze?
03:03:12
That's.
03:03:13
You get a light feeling as you stupid when you sneeze on the inside.
03:03:18
That's an orgasm.
03:03:20
Thank you. Mom.
03:03:24
All right.
03:03:24
I can't find my drum roll. I've looked through three pages.
03:03:26
Ten times, ten pages, three times.
03:03:29
It's still not there.
03:03:31
Do you got a drum roll?
03:03:32
But there a demand.
03:03:33
For example, the same.
03:03:38
Should I play the face up and just play it?
03:03:40
Just. No.
03:03:42
Okay. Just checking.
03:03:45
Asking for that.
03:03:45
For what's.
03:03:48
Please, please
03:03:50
please fix me horse and therefore roll.
03:03:54
Please, please.
03:03:56
Here it is.
03:03:57
Horse.
03:03:57
And please, please, please just for awesome.
03:04:03
Let's roll.
03:04:04
It's a notion of simultaneity that does not depend on the observer.
03:04:09
So this entire notion of now is observer
03:04:13
dependent, the way that physicists phrase it.
03:04:17
So, this is pretty mind boggling already.
03:04:22
Take some time to wrap your head around,
03:04:25
but it actually gets worse than this special relativity.
03:04:29
Because there's
03:04:30
some really odd consequences from this,
03:04:34
but that's where it ends.
03:04:35
So, what this example with the last 1.3
03:04:39
shows you is that any two events
03:04:43
that are not in causal contact are simultaneous for some observer.
03:04:46
So first I should explain what
03:04:48
what does it mean for them not to be in close contact.
03:04:51
It means you cannot send any signal from one event to the other
03:04:55
in a spacetime diagram.
03:04:56
This just means if you draw a straight line from one event to the other,
03:05:00
then the angle of the line with the horizontal is less
03:05:04
than 45 degrees, because that's how.
03:05:07
Well, whatever, if any of these is now elsewhere,
03:05:09
then the future in the past exists the same way, right? So
03:05:13
for any
03:05:14
event in the past, in an event in the future,
03:05:16
there is some event that is not in casual contact
03:05:19
with the either and simultaneous with both.
03:05:22
For somebody.
03:05:27
You believe that on Sundays, right?
03:05:29
With this theory of special relativity, you're forced to exit, to accept
03:05:34
that everything that some observer
03:05:37
thinks exists now is equally real.
03:05:40
And this ultimately means that everything which happens
03:05:43
somewhere in spacetime is equally real
03:05:46
as the present moment.
03:05:51
Okay,
03:05:52
so that is a little bit hard to swallow.
03:05:55
Maybe what's even more surprising is that this is a completely standard argument,
03:05:59
which, we learned as an undergrad students.
03:06:04
Is this time we hear about it, everyone's just like, what's a little bubbles?
03:06:09
And then you walk around, like for two days thinking, this can't possibly
03:06:12
be right, but it's that's what this is supposed to be talking about.
03:06:15
Meaning like special relativity.
03:06:17
You can't experimentally tested.
03:06:19
The reason is that the black holes that we actually know exist outside
03:06:22
in the universe, they're very like our Michael Jackson, right?
03:06:26
The Hawking temperature is inversely proportional to the mass.
03:06:30
So the the heavier the black hole, the smaller the temperature.
03:06:35
And the temperature of all those black holes is so small,
03:06:37
that we can't measure it. It would.
03:06:39
It takes some hundreds of billions of, you know, I'm trying to follow her,
03:06:42
but she's all over, so we can't experimentally test,
03:06:45
and the bottom line is, she needs to just shut the fuck up.
03:06:48
Please, please, please shut the fuck.
03:06:50
I'm like, I shouldn't ever watch her.
03:06:54
Please, please, please fix me, Hassan.
03:06:58
And always.
03:07:00
Please, please.
03:07:02
Here it is. Hassan.
03:07:04
Please, please, please tell us for.
03:07:11
Oh, she's gorgeous.
03:07:12
I love her.
03:07:14
Yeah,
03:07:16
I love her country.
03:07:17
Little snooty attitude. What is the fox five?
03:07:20
Grape. Grape lady?
03:07:22
And that's a follow up from last week.
03:07:25
Keep shuffling them.
03:07:29
Follow up.
03:07:29
No need to follow up.
03:07:32
Oh, so these shuffle? Yeah.
03:07:33
No, it's just a follow up from last week
03:07:37
that lady that gazelle has over apple carts,
03:07:41
off of the platform that I could do that.
03:07:45
So, like that lady.
03:07:47
One of my favorite features
03:07:49
was, Dior brought us a bunch of scorpion landings.
03:07:53
We're, football players generally landed on their face, and then.
03:07:57
Oh, yeah, I forgot about the videos.
03:07:59
Scorpion and this scorpion.
03:08:02
This great lady ended up scorpion
03:08:06
and on live TV.
03:08:07
And then, like, she punctured a long or something.
03:08:11
Oh, the, lady. Oh, yeah.
03:08:15
Yeah.
03:08:16
And so, family Guy, you knock off.
03:08:21
Yeah, the grape lady.
03:08:22
This is classic shit.
03:08:24
Yeah, sure. Yeah, I just scratched it.
03:08:26
All right, give us a three second time.
03:08:28
Here we go.
03:08:29
So, what's the deal here?
03:08:31
There's a contest to stop.
03:08:32
And how are you measuring?
03:08:34
Who does that? Stop it.
03:08:36
Whoever makes the most noise.
03:08:38
I said, but it's not the only thing you can do.
03:08:40
The measuring cups are down below.
03:08:42
Measuring cups are down below. All right.
03:08:44
And it's so gross at the time on and well they like to do this.
03:08:49
Well a great sounding microphone
03:08:50
if you really get one day listening to live music, eating international food
03:08:55
and wine tours and tasting and your tours program,
03:09:00
it's a lot of fun.
03:09:01
A whole day, fast.
03:09:03
000, is that what we were waiting for?
03:09:08
Oh yeah. 000.
03:09:10
Hold up, hold up, 0000I can't breathe.
03:09:15
I can't breathe, breathe.
03:09:18
Because you broke your arm.
03:09:20
And that's pain.
03:09:21
Now you actually can breathe.
03:09:22
You're just going into shock.
03:09:23
Oh, you need to relax.
03:09:25
I don't need to turn other the pitch to the to the studio.
03:09:27
They don't like to do this.
03:09:29
Oh, right here.
03:09:32
So. So the family game.
03:09:35
Great play. Really fast party.
03:09:36
Great, baby.
03:09:37
Stewie, what is all this?
03:09:39
What did you do to the Cabana club?
03:09:40
Ooh, we don't call it the Cabana Club anymore, Frank.
03:09:43
It's now called place little. Get going full.
03:09:46
Screw you two now own the hottest spot.
03:09:49
Are you down?
03:09:49
Wow, that it's not working.
03:09:52
I got to get the full screen. Hold on.
03:09:54
That's weird. Let's take it full screen,
03:09:57
share it first, then full screen.
03:09:59
Oh, we don't call it the Cabana Club anymore, Frank.
03:10:02
It's now called place.
03:10:03
Little P girl.
03:10:04
Congratulations, you two. Now. Oh, yes.
03:10:07
God in town.
03:10:08
Wow, that's a lot of people.
03:10:10
I hope we have enough rye.
03:10:12
How'd you pay for all this, then?
03:10:13
I got a job as a field reporter for channel five news.
03:10:16
And all the juice is being collected underneath.
03:10:18
I get it now.
03:10:19
Whoever collects the most is going to win a free weekend here at the.
03:10:22
Yeah.
03:10:22
No, with International Foods and Wine tasting.
03:10:25
Stop.
03:10:27
000. La la la la la la.
03:10:31
Oh I can't breathe
03:10:37
I can't breathe I, II0, what a fuck starts a conversation like that.
03:10:42
All right, well, we'll have to send someone to make sure that he is.
03:10:47
It's a lot of fun.
03:10:48
Ha, ha.
03:10:50
Ow! Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow
03:10:55
ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow!
03:10:59
Oh! Stop it!
03:11:03
Stop!
03:11:03
All right, who's.
03:11:04
Who's stopping?
03:11:05
Who do you want to suck the pain?
03:11:08
Gods. The pain.
03:11:09
Yeah.
03:11:09
This up when you have a day, nothing else exists.
03:11:13
God does not exist. He's so happy.
03:11:15
And then all of a sudden, she's like,
03:11:17
go. Fuck yeah!
03:11:18
Did she really hit her face? I don't know why.
03:11:21
Her left arm. She broke her left arm.
03:11:23
She did?
03:11:24
Yeah, definitely.
03:11:26
Let's see what kind of lawsuit did they have?
03:11:28
Oh come on, fun.
03:11:29
A whole day fast.
03:11:32
Oh, why did she say stop?
03:11:34
She didn't do the hammer.
03:11:35
She should have done hammer, right? Stop.
03:11:37
Hey, every time, every time, you know what you're supposed to say.
03:11:40
Oh, okay.
03:11:41
You need to go down the art hammer time.
03:11:45
Oh, oh, she hammered the ground.
03:11:47
I think she was getting a little frivolous with her,
03:11:49
grape stomping, I thought.
03:11:51
I think she was.
03:11:53
Took some liberties that weren't in the handbook
03:11:56
when it comes to grape stomping, I think she maybe broke OSHA protocol.
03:12:01
And I think that the follows on her.
03:12:03
I think she's solely responsible for the medical damages,
03:12:07
if any, which there were probably none.
03:12:10
Right.
03:12:12
I can guarantee they were there little, little to no damages.
03:12:15
There wasn't even that valuable for.
03:12:19
So I thought we had kid there's no kid video.
03:12:21
We watched it.
03:12:22
I thought we had a face, but there wasn't a face.
03:12:25
Why did you want to watch it again?
03:12:27
The way we watched the video. Yeah.
03:12:31
What did you have to say here?
03:12:33
Here's the sideways one. So it might be bigger.
03:12:35
Oh. Oh, hi. Hi.
03:12:37
Because the kid, But you dirty and you
03:12:43
and all four of them,
03:12:47
you're muted, you're muted.
03:12:49
About to, What do you say we're eating pussy here.
03:12:53
Oh yeah.
03:12:54
I forgot that the asshole who broke that place took here.
03:12:58
Let me play it this way. I can do it this way, baby.
03:13:00
Do we?
03:13:01
That'll be better since you cut out the hisses anyways.
03:13:04
No, I'll do that if I edit it.
03:13:06
Sure, I can try it.
03:13:07
I go.
03:13:08
Well, yeah, sure not. Now white media.
03:13:11
Oh, that's it.
03:13:12
This is what it is to be white.
03:13:13
Wow, that's really interesting.
03:13:15
And it doesn't here I forget everything.
03:13:18
Oh, there we go.
03:13:20
Okay.
03:13:20
Oh, there we go.
03:13:21
Fixed it for this purpose.
03:13:24
I'm not interested. That sounds sketchy.
03:13:26
So, the other test you asked me was there's my, level 12.
03:13:31
Five.
03:13:32
Okay, now we can pause it and stuff, too.
03:13:34
So for the record, he's got two fucking nozzles.
03:13:38
Yeah,
03:13:40
that seems excessive.
03:13:40
I think you should report on the air.
03:13:42
Well, no, I'm complaining.
03:13:43
Also, why is that vacuum in the middle of the floor?
03:13:45
That's a walkway.
03:13:45
If no one's currently using it, that's a vacuum.
03:13:49
All right, so we call the circle K.
03:13:50
Now I'm calling OSHA I'm calling ocean Gary.
03:13:53
Right now I have evidence.
03:13:56
It's not that the it's there's no feces in the workplace.
03:13:59
It's not the hose on the ground that I'm worried about.
03:14:01
It's the electrical cord going across the hallway.
03:14:03
The bottom.
03:14:04
Yeah, that's.
03:14:06
I'm a trip hazard. Yeah.
03:14:08
Yep, yep.
03:14:11
If somebody, you know,
03:14:13
there's a scheduling conflict,
03:14:16
she's switched schedule, and now I'm first shift.
03:14:20
Second shift.
03:14:20
The only time we're there together is when I'm staying.
03:14:23
After he's in the early against me,
03:14:27
I stay to our master and it's almost like.
03:14:31
So he's like.
03:14:32
He's like, that's the way I don't catch him at work.
03:14:36
And in order to get at the kid video for the show,
03:14:40
I have to ambush him at my desk, which we are standing at right now.
03:14:44
I feel like you've got to do your love,
03:14:47
and your love relationship is compounded.
03:14:50
So when are you going back on night shift?
03:14:53
I'm not going back on the issue.
03:14:54
I remember when that was the thing.
03:14:56
Now that was just for training.
03:14:57
Yeah, he's he's been trained and now he's just can't sit
03:15:00
at the same machine for the rest of the work. So.
03:15:02
All right,
03:15:04
all right.
03:15:04
Whoa, wait.
03:15:05
Hold on, hold on
03:15:07
for the rest of your life.
03:15:08
I'm all set.
03:15:09
Correct. All right.
03:15:10
What happened to hold on?
03:15:13
Well, what a beautiful what a beautiful,
03:15:16
turn of a turn of whatever, full circle coming.
03:15:19
Might like to come full circle. No, no, no.
03:15:22
Hey. Hold on.
03:15:22
Wasn't what episode did bringing.
03:15:25
I'm going to be bootstraps episode bootstraps. Yes.
03:15:29
That's one Gary.
03:15:30
That's one Gary to start his new job. What did you tell your manager?
03:15:34
Oh, I'll keep my chair ready for me. Yep.
03:15:38
And here you are saying I'm going to sit at this machine for the rest of my life.
03:15:41
I'm good.
03:15:42
I'm done already. Ready already?
03:15:45
What happen?
03:15:46
I still tell the same guy.
03:15:48
Keep my chair warm for me.
03:15:50
Okay, well, you don't mean it.
03:15:52
Then what happened?
03:15:54
I don't mean an old man.
03:15:55
What say you?
03:15:56
I want to save you a bit.
03:15:59
Oh, man.
03:16:00
Oh, no, no, no, I just don't need any more than I have.
03:16:03
I've got it.
03:16:04
But you have it for his job.
03:16:06
You. You came in there guns blazing like you're coming for his job.
03:16:09
Okay, I'm from the production being such a badass fucking Snapple driver.
03:16:14
You walked in there
03:16:15
thinking you were about to own the place, and here you are just going. Me?
03:16:19
What happened? Yeah.
03:16:20
Yeah, exactly.
03:16:25
Oh, I,
03:16:29
I'm four of them.
03:16:31
You can tell that I was made penis.
03:16:34
You just said that was a cool rhythm, but I'm complaining.
03:16:36
He has two nozzles and he's hitting them both at the same time.
03:16:40
He's one of those drummers that literally can't do anything except boom, you know?
03:16:43
Right? Or tragically.
03:16:47
He's. No.
03:16:48
Well, then it wouldn't work.
03:16:49
As if he's not a drummer.
03:16:50
He'd be doing this.
03:16:53
My story wouldn't work.
03:16:55
He's the kind of drummer.
03:16:56
Everyone's a drummer at the same.
03:16:58
Everyone's a musician.
03:17:00
Everyone's, He's just not a good one, man.
03:17:03
I just he's missing an opportunity.
03:17:05
He could be going back and forth.
03:17:06
Okay, so in a really cool, loud, annoying sound that.
03:17:08
Yeah, he's weird. Oh, my name is
03:17:11
as follows.
03:17:12
Waiting is not an activity.
03:17:15
And someone says we've been waiting all day for you.
03:17:18
That's not true.
03:17:20
They were doing something else.
03:17:22
Also, you were on your way so they could say like we were waiting on you.
03:17:26
Or, what if the problem is that you're you're you're somewhere
03:17:31
where you normally wouldn't be and it's it's kind of not,
03:17:34
you know, the best when it comes to utilizing your time.
03:17:38
I get paid to work. Right.
03:17:39
It's a waste of time.
03:17:40
But waiting is like standing in the queue, you know, lining up
03:17:44
at the DMV, waiting for their, then to call your number.
03:17:49
But when you say hello, though,
03:17:51
it doesn't have to, you know, you can you can cleanly walk into the 7-Eleven.
03:17:54
Have you been what you need and get the fuck out very fast.
03:17:58
No one. Just no one talks to you.
03:18:00
We're linking electric underwear.
03:18:03
But you can, like when I'm
03:18:06
waiting for my number to be called, I'll play a little game on my phone.
03:18:11
Do it on your phone.
03:18:12
What if you didn't plan it and you didn't bring your phone
03:18:14
and you're waiting and you didn't have access?
03:18:16
Maybe you didn't think you needed to charge your shit.
03:18:18
And you, you're raw dogging it.
03:18:20
And that is technically waiting.
03:18:22
And that is all you're doing.
03:18:24
You're wasting your life.
03:18:26
What did he say?
03:18:28
Wrong talking is wrong.
03:18:30
Doggone it.
03:18:31
I've never heard it in the context of
03:18:34
a life event like that.
03:18:36
Oh, not to sleep.
03:18:38
I thought they were Lincoln electric boxers.
03:18:41
I was, they were, but they're welding sleeves.
03:18:45
Not as cool.
03:18:45
They do look like little, like little sweat pants.
03:18:48
I said I thought they were at that.
03:18:49
They're a little short, I guess. Lymphoma.
03:18:52
I got really.
03:18:54
Oh, they played the Sabrina Carpenter video with me.
03:18:58
With her face? Yeah.
03:19:01
Yes. No.
03:19:02
Maybe,
03:19:04
I don't know.
03:19:07
Can you repeat the question?
03:19:11
I think you're going to leave after we do.
03:19:13
Can you repeat the question?
03:19:14
All right.
03:19:15
I got to go anyway. Guys.
03:19:16
As above, so below. Wait. All right, we'll play it.
03:19:19
No, no, no.
03:19:20
Yeah. We're playing it now.
03:19:21
I guess we'll save it for next week.
03:19:23
Screw you guys.
03:19:24
I'm going home.
03:19:28
I'm taking my mom.
03:19:29
I'm going home.
03:19:33
This.
03:19:37
Area.
03:19:38
Anyway, not here anyway.
03:19:43
Here.
03:19:44
Anyway,
03:19:46
here's the
03:19:49
anyway.
03:19:51
Not here anyway.
03:19:54
Here.
03:19:55
Anyway, I'm not scared of the Gary
03:19:58
in any way. No.
03:20:08
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
03:20:11
yeah yeah yeah yeah.
03:20:18
I don't dance the Brady and Joshua Brady and all.
03:20:22
Gary as up Evans.
03:20:25
Yeah.
03:20:25
So below they call me so close Brady for sure.
03:20:29
We're doing it our way.
03:20:32
We're gonna make it make our dreams come true Brady and John
03:20:36
show it Brady and Rory just that show now Brady draw.
03:20:46
Have a good night, flat.
03:20:47
Talk to you, buddy.
03:20:49
Okay, bye.
03:20:50
As one of the main purposes of the Brady and Draw show, that's fun.
03:20:54
While it lasted.
03:20:54
But it was Brady and George shown at the Durham Brady Show
03:20:58
is to wrap up things that we didn't do.
03:21:00
So what Gary should have done is gave maybe, some tips.
03:21:04
Here's some tips on a healthy and happy long life.
03:21:07
Get lots of sleep.
03:21:09
Do exercise.
03:21:10
Eat well, be conscientious.
03:21:12
Which would be like be polite to your clerks and then that sort of thing.
03:21:16
Thanks, Brady.
03:21:17
Choose friends wisely, which clearly practice grace.
03:21:21
Brady. Fuck you.
03:21:23
Accept imperfection.
03:21:26
Meditate I don't I don't know about the meditate one.
03:21:29
That's one of the ones where if it doesn't suit you,
03:21:31
if you're an introvert introvert, that depends.
03:21:32
If you're if you're an out of it, you should meditate.
03:21:34
You should party.
03:21:36
But if you're an introvert, then maybe you should meditate.
03:21:37
Because I don't kind of like praying.
03:21:40
I mean, really,
03:21:41
but to me, you got to meditate for a long time
03:21:43
to reach some state of calm and quiet mind. I, I do.
03:21:46
The longer I meditate, the longer I stew.
03:21:48
And I'd be like that fucking clerk at the fucking circle.
03:21:50
K that motherfucker I don't like.
03:21:52
I just thought, I just thought I just I'm intrigued by it more or less.
03:21:56
I just want to add to this.
03:21:57
I like to just pull them aside and just have a conversation on, like,
03:22:00
just a nice conversation and just kind of explain to him.
03:22:03
Like what? Like, but I don't have the time for that.
03:22:05
But it would be interesting to see in his my time for like
03:22:09
where he was, where he what he was thinking
03:22:11
and why he thought that that was something normal to do.
03:22:17
Be conscientious people.
03:22:19
Again, those bonuses are hurting you and try to do what's right
03:22:22
20,000, $25,000 and people that swear and also live longer.
03:22:27
Sorry to interrupt.
03:22:28
I just wanted to wrap up.
03:22:29
I just wanted to wrap up the whole fuck you shut the fuck up.
03:22:33
You're not practicing gratitude.
03:22:35
Cultivating gratitude can improve emotional regulation,
03:22:38
relationships, energy, sleep, empathy, altruism, self-esteem.
03:22:43
Fuck you and fuck you
03:22:45
just by saying thank you all that stuff can be improved in your life.
03:22:49
But do do do do push.
03:22:53
Oh shit.
03:22:55
Oh shit.
03:22:57
I'm getting oh shit.
03:22:59
Here's one that I don't accept myself as.
03:23:01
Accept imperfections because imperfections are a part of life.
03:23:05
So learn to acknowledge and embrace them.
03:23:07
See, I'm a I'm not.
03:23:08
I don't call myself a perfectionist because you can't really achieve that.
03:23:11
Only Jesus was perfect.
03:23:13
No, I never knew that.
03:23:15
I honestly never knew that.
03:23:17
But the way I would say it is, if you strive.
03:23:20
Perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect motherfucker.
03:23:23
If you strive for perfection,
03:23:27
then that's better than accepting imperfection.
03:23:30
You'll never achieve it.
03:23:33
Because you'll never.
03:23:34
You'll never achieve it. That's right. That's about striving for it.
03:23:37
You still shouldn't strut. You should still.
03:23:40
You still shouldn't not strive for it.
03:23:43
You know, like, oh, since perfection can never be achieved,
03:23:46
I'm not even going to try to to be as best I can
03:23:50
like to me, that's what I mean.
03:23:52
When I read Accept imperfection, I read weakness.
03:23:56
That's the fault with me, I apologize.
03:23:59
Same with meditate.
03:24:00
To me, I read waste of time.
03:24:01
You should go, dude, go do something.
03:24:03
Don't fucking meditate. Go take the garbage out.
03:24:05
Cut the grass.
03:24:07
You know you had.
03:24:08
Try a new recipe.
03:24:10
Try a new recipe.
03:24:12
I have never used a recipe.
03:24:17
Yeah, I don't know.
03:24:18
I would say that, mowing
03:24:19
the grass would be like meditating because you're just kind of.
03:24:22
Yeah. Get something?
03:24:23
Yeah. You can take the headphones off, though. Don't like.
03:24:26
Because when I usually, sometimes I wear them and sometimes I,
03:24:29
sometimes I just start cutting the lawn and I don't put them on.
03:24:31
And then I don't really have a problem with it because you're just kind of like,
03:24:35
I forget who, who was talking shit about that.
03:24:37
I think it must be like Musk on Rogan's podcast.
03:24:40
The song who doesn't cut his own grass?
03:24:43
No, no, it wasn't cutting grass. It was playing video games.
03:24:45
It was just kind of saying, like, separating yourself from,
03:24:48
like, if you if you get into the game. No.
03:24:51
But if you're, like, focusing on the game, you start to shed
03:24:55
all of the other life's resources that that bother you.
03:24:58
And so you kind of, for a moment or for brief moments,
03:25:01
kind of are focused on this one thing versus all this other shit.
03:25:05
And it's supposed to be just generally good for
03:25:08
just your mind and definitely whatever rubbish we can.
03:25:12
I bet you we can find a grass cutting me, but even then, I'm
03:25:16
playing the game and I'm like a frustrated with the game.
03:25:17
Then like, fuck all this other shit and I'm pissed off at the game too.
03:25:20
Like, I you.
03:25:22
Yep, there sure is.
03:25:23
There's a grass cutter simulator game.
03:25:26
So yeah, there's a lawnmower simulator.
03:25:27
There's there's all kinds of weird shit.
03:25:30
No, I,
03:25:31
I tell you,
03:25:31
the last time I played a simulator game, my wife and I were hooked on The Sims
03:25:34
or SimCity.
03:25:35
I don't remember which one, but one of those fake life games.
03:25:38
Yeah, the Sims were good, the Sims was.
03:25:40
And we were all like, I got to go feed my dog. I got to go.
03:25:42
I got to go fucking clean my dishes in the sink and all that.
03:25:44
And we looked around, turn around, and our apartment was in shambles
03:25:48
and we're like, dude, we're tending to these stupid fucking fake
03:25:50
sims game while our real life there's fly.
03:25:52
I'm like, look, look at my Sims.
03:25:54
There's flies around the sink.
03:25:56
I'm clicking on it and it's cleaned up and look behind us.
03:25:58
We got to do our dishes and shit. So that's the last time I ever played.
03:26:01
Now the Sims was
03:26:02
great, but it what pissed me off about that game is I.
03:26:05
It was the first Sims and they kept adding to it.
03:26:09
They had a lot to it. It became worse than life. Do you?
03:26:11
I'm telling you, it's I was saying they they had those then they had The Sims two,
03:26:15
and it seemed like they kind of built upon that a bit more.
03:26:19
There was like pets.
03:26:20
I don't know if pet was pets was in part of
03:26:22
it might have been Sims seven, but whatever. Yeah.
03:26:24
They kept the problem was the problem was they kept adding onto the game.
03:26:28
Sims two was like the main, like one that made the most money,
03:26:32
kept adding on it, kept adding on it, kept adding on it,
03:26:34
kept adding on all these expansion packs.
03:26:36
You could you could spend a shit ton of money.
03:26:38
Sims three comes out. It's the base game.
03:26:42
I know you guys expansion, expansion pack.
03:26:44
That expansion pack, the Sims four comes out.
03:26:47
Base game.
03:26:48
You don't get pets.
03:26:49
You don't get any of this other shit that just exists.
03:26:51
It'll be like, check for that though.
03:26:53
If you had the E spore.
03:26:55
Yeah, I don't know what the fuck they called it,
03:26:57
but the 999 a month you get all, you get all that shit.
03:27:00
I'm just saying it's equivalent to a sports game.
03:27:03
It's like,
03:27:04
oh, I get a, I get a, I get a new sports game,
03:27:08
but I get the old roster from, you know what I mean?
03:27:10
But I have to pay for more rosters, like.
03:27:14
So I used to joke that,
03:27:16
like when we used to play games like Nintendo,
03:27:18
I'm like, one day
03:27:18
there's going to be like a fucking parking meter on this cartridge.
03:27:22
I didn't know exactly what I was saying or what I meant, but subscriptions,
03:27:25
what I was explaining was fucking
03:27:28
the way everybody buys their games.
03:27:30
Now, I you just
03:27:31
heard that the next PlayStation is not there's not going to be a physical option.
03:27:35
No way to play physical games that they'll all be.
03:27:39
I don't really have a need to right now.
03:27:41
I used to, but not not so much anymore.
03:27:43
And I don't mind. You got to think it through though.
03:27:45
Like, right now I can still go play my Atari.
03:27:47
I can put an Atari 2600 and and play all the games that I own.
03:27:50
Yeah.
03:27:51
If that was a subscription service, like a subscription service, no.
03:27:54
Okay, sir.
03:27:55
Oh, that. That one.
03:27:57
I thought you were just saying no disc.
03:27:58
Like just purchase online only.
03:28:01
Yeah. There'll be no disc there, only the new PlayStation, so on.
03:28:03
So in 20 years. Yeah, but that's the same thing I have.
03:28:05
I have games I've purchased from, from,
03:28:07
I've had games that I've purchased from, from PlayStation.
03:28:11
Right.
03:28:11
And you still I have, I have actually games, PlayStation five games.
03:28:16
Imagine if that was in 1980 and it was Atari 26.
03:28:18
I don't have any luck.
03:28:20
Those won't be retrofitted or whatever you want to call it.
03:28:22
I don't have an Xbox, but I'm tempted because everything is still there.
03:28:26
I purchased Xbox 360 games because I had an Xbox 360.
03:28:30
I'll be, so there's still some content there that I can tap into.
03:28:33
They do.
03:28:34
They do honor those.
03:28:36
Yeah. I'm not saying now they're doing a good job.
03:28:37
Now I've given you the old and the new, but but yeah,
03:28:40
when you get to a point where, like,
03:28:42
something just came out again, I don't know if it's Counter-Strike
03:28:44
or Call of Duty, but they basically just put a cleaner skin on it.
03:28:46
Slightly better graphics, but it's still the same shoot em up game.
03:28:49
Yeah, there's several games that they just remade.
03:28:51
The one that wears off
03:28:52
in the next generation gets smart enough to realize
03:28:54
that they're just buying a new roster each year, and man.
03:28:56
And they're buying a new skin, so to speak.
03:28:58
Yeah, they're fun sports game.
03:28:59
They're going to start to rebel and they're going to stop buying it
03:29:01
every year. They're going to stop getting the upgrade. Yeah.
03:29:04
And then the companies are going to pull your licenses away,
03:29:07
and they're going to make you buy them all again.
03:29:08
Just like Apple don't care that I just to play a sports game.
03:29:11
I'm cool with that.
03:29:12
Yeah you don't care.
03:29:12
But other people get their parents to buy the fucking game again.
03:29:16
Oh you're damn right.
03:29:17
You know my parents don't buy my games anymore.
03:29:20
No, your kids shout out to my one anyways.
03:29:24
No, I didn't buy games for my kids.
03:29:25
They didn't have a they didn't have that shit
03:29:26
till they were like teenagers and they hated me for it.
03:29:30
My friend fucking Nolan has it.
03:29:33
That's what I heard my whole life. Nolan has it.
03:29:35
I'm like, well, then go fucking live with
03:29:37
meanwhile, fucking Brady in the basement
03:29:39
with his arcade cabinets and all this shit,
03:29:40
and you won't let your kids have a fucking video game.
03:29:42
You can correct? Correct.
03:29:45
All right.
03:29:45
Like, I respect it.
03:29:49
I am not they would always say that.
03:29:50
Will you?
03:29:51
They would say shit like that.
03:29:52
I'm like, well, I wouldn't say I'm an adult.
03:29:54
I don't mean I'm like, I'm not you.
03:29:55
Yeah, but would you, would you not let them play your shit?
03:29:57
Or would you be like, hey, like it's here for you to play?
03:29:59
There was time to play my shit, but they didn't have, I think him a phone.
03:30:02
They do.
03:30:03
They were kindergarten first graders that had phones.
03:30:05
Right.
03:30:06
And if I would like to go see exactly their social development at this point,
03:30:10
you know, being like, because there's a lot of I
03:30:12
no offense, kids out there, do you guys offensive kids out there?
03:30:15
Fuck you.
03:30:16
And I've had kids come back at me and say, Boomer, you don't understand.
03:30:19
You want me to talk to somebody face to face like you used to?
03:30:22
And they show me how they're engaged in the how they're so they're social.
03:30:25
So much on the phone.
03:30:26
So there is pluses to yeah yes or no.
03:30:29
It's weird. And they can get they can get
03:30:31
I don't I couldn't find like minded people when I was their age.
03:30:35
I had to just kind of cope with the friends I had.
03:30:37
The, you know, you're you're in a town, you get 15 teenagers.
03:30:41
Those are I mean, I grew up, I grew up with the advent
03:30:44
of of playing games online.
03:30:47
And so com was huge.
03:30:49
But I would I would get together with guys that I knew that I worked with
03:30:53
that were also into that game.
03:30:54
They were actually former military people.
03:30:57
And I would this is like the only time I've ever done this.
03:31:00
I've like brought my I brought a TV and my PlayStation to their apartment
03:31:04
and we would all play on three separate televisions LAN party. So.
03:31:07
Com that was the only time I would ever do that was so come
03:31:11
and I got in the call of duty.
03:31:13
But I never made like a lifelong friend over the internet like I never.
03:31:17
But I guess it's my ad is going to go back to the 7-Eleven thing.
03:31:20
I'm not going to the 7-Eleven looking to make a friend.
03:31:22
I'm not playing that game online, looking to make a friend. I'm just.
03:31:24
I'm just.
03:31:25
But that's kind of my point is, you don't have to make a friend anymore.
03:31:27
Right now.
03:31:28
You could pick up a game and go play with 80,000 people.
03:31:31
That right?
03:31:31
Yeah.
03:31:32
You don't know whatever.
03:31:33
You're going to be friends with them for a second
03:31:34
and then be done with them the second year.
03:31:35
But but you automatically have a like minded interest because of the game.
03:31:39
You're probably I don't know, it's.
03:31:41
Yeah.
03:31:42
But the social world that I don't know, one podcast
03:31:44
I listen to, the one dude talks as if he's actually with these people.
03:31:48
No, I don't want to reference it, but it's like it's
03:31:51
he acts like he's actually friends with these people.
03:31:52
He's like, oh yeah, I have a friend in New Zealand.
03:31:54
And it's like, no, you don't.
03:31:56
You play games of them online and you think, but so maybe they do,
03:31:59
maybe they do not, and not in terms that we understand.
03:32:02
You can't shake hands.
03:32:03
You can't I don't want to say roughhouse.
03:32:05
Oh do you have any.
03:32:07
They can just be like catfish. Have you.
03:32:09
You've seen the like there's not exactly 500 episodes of catfish.
03:32:13
I'm not like 500.
03:32:15
Just people.
03:32:15
I don't exactly know what catfish means.
03:32:17
There's this people.
03:32:18
That's just you pretending that you're somebody else, like,
03:32:21
you know, Gary pretending he's fledge.
03:32:23
Well, what is fledge?
03:32:24
Oh. Is this, you know, this eccentric character.
03:32:27
But when you actually meet Gary, you realize that
03:32:28
he's just boring as fuck and he can rant worth shit.
03:32:31
But when you hear Fledge rant, it's like, oh, wow, what is this folklore?
03:32:34
It's the same shit.
03:32:35
Manti Te'o, you've ever heard of Manti Te'o, lady football player
03:32:42
Lenny Illini, kicker,
03:32:44
Lenny Layne, Lenny, Lenny, Lenny they make for Kekua.
03:32:50
You don't remember that story?
03:32:51
He got catfished by some weird dude he's friends with, like, his sister
03:32:55
or some shit.
03:32:55
Yeah, but he met and they let him on the make them think that.
03:32:58
Like, he made it all up, though, didn't he?
03:33:00
No, no.
03:33:01
His friend made or whoever this dude was that kind of had a thing for him.
03:33:05
He was an doctor.
03:33:05
So he did the voice. He was like, oh yeah, I'm Lenny.
03:33:08
He he he came up with this whole elaborate story that this chick died,
03:33:13
and he talked about it because he was the Heisman winner or whatever the fuck.
03:33:17
And he talked about. Yeah, bro, he was. He wasn't that good.
03:33:20
Yeah.
03:33:20
I'm frozen.
03:33:21
No, but but you looked like you were okay.
03:33:24
But he talked about it and they talked about, like, the anchors
03:33:27
and like the news.
03:33:28
The people were talking about it, and it became like a thing, obviously.
03:33:33
Right. But they didn't know it.
03:33:34
And it was this dude that was just he I don't know,
03:33:38
it's just mental issues is what they determined.
03:33:41
I forget why we started going down the catfish rabbit.
03:33:43
It's just you don't know what rabbit hole you don't you don't know who you are.
03:33:47
I think I know why, but you don't know who you're talking.
03:33:49
Yeah, I always thought catfishing was like a pedophile, dude.
03:33:52
Like I thought when you.
03:33:53
When a when a 30 year old acted like a 14 year old.
03:33:55
I thought that was catfishing.
03:33:57
I'm sure if you're playing Fortnite with Osama bin laden or fucking Saddam
03:34:01
Hussein or Hitler, I'm sure it would come across as you guys
03:34:04
just having fun playing, playing fucking, you know, Fortnite.
03:34:08
But guess what?
03:34:09
That's Hitler on the other.
03:34:10
What the fuck? You don't know the person.
03:34:12
It's a stupid free shooter game that the kids used to play or still play.
03:34:16
I don't know, try a new recipe.
03:34:18
You son of a bitch.
03:34:19
Gary just did something.
03:34:20
I'm logged out of the, network.
03:34:23
That's interesting.
03:34:24
You son of a bitch.
03:34:26
He's sabotaging the show.
03:34:28
He's a he's mad because we didn't play his fucking video.
03:34:30
That's all right, I upload.
03:34:31
I uploaded it directly so we can watch it directly.
03:34:34
No. That's fine. I'm glad we've.
03:34:37
I don't want to push it.
03:34:38
I'm glad that we've held out on it because he's an asshole for looking at it
03:34:41
too soon.
03:34:43
But you're also an asshole.
03:34:44
Hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate for giving them that.
03:34:47
That,
03:34:49
availability to do that.
03:34:51
But me. Speaking of which, where is it?
03:34:53
So it's me. It's Gary, it's the clerk. It's not drawer.
03:34:56
It's me, it's Gary Clark.
03:34:57
You shot the clerk.
03:34:59
You shot the.
03:35:00
Hold on. I'm trying to find the spot, man.
03:35:02
I want to call him back, but I don't know what to say.
03:35:06
Here it is.
03:35:08
I think it was good.
03:35:09
This is where my. Hey, hey, yo, we need.
03:35:10
Do you know, we need to do we need to call when Sean is working.
03:35:13
His name is Sean. Remember that?
03:35:14
Oh, you remember that? You're fucking good with names.
03:35:16
I saw good names, like on the blond hair.
03:35:18
I have not had a problem.
03:35:21
We're in, like an electric shit.
03:35:25
But he did say it twice.
03:35:26
He said it was. He started to say.
03:35:28
And he kind of caught himself, like, maybe I shouldn't out this guy.
03:35:32
I like to come on, you ignominious bitches.
03:35:35
Critics complain is disgruntled rappers.
03:35:38
Well, and racist especially.
03:35:40
He still sounds blame you in a national player.
03:35:43
Haters ball.
03:35:45
Oh man.
03:35:46
Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey
03:35:49
hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey, man.
03:35:53
You corny next.
03:35:55
Say some while I'm talking is
03:35:57
Jimmy.
03:35:59
That's exactly where I got it from.
03:36:01
So just.
03:36:04
As we.
03:36:05
I'm pretty sure we were talking about that when I clipped it exactly where I got it
03:36:08
from.
03:36:12
What, you think, Gary?
03:36:13
Still watching?
03:36:14
I hope not, yeah, he is.
03:36:17
He definitely is.
03:36:19
So it almost seemed like there was a falling out
03:36:20
between him and the kid, but I.
03:36:22
They kind of have no love lover's quarrel.
03:36:25
You said they taped the four best videos,
03:36:27
but it's not streaming and he won't let me fix his phone.
03:36:30
He won't take the time to enter the Lincoln.
03:36:31
Or there's some we could could do. We could do that right now.
03:36:34
Let's do that on the Brady Indoor Show. Tech. What?
03:36:37
What are we doing?
03:36:38
I, I got to put that link in his phone so he can stream again.
03:36:41
He's not able to do it or willing to do it.
03:36:44
There's only the I've been working with customers a lot.
03:36:47
I would never tell him his phone.
03:36:48
How do you put a link in his phone?
03:36:49
I would never tell a paying customer this, but you're either enable
03:36:54
or but
03:36:55
you're either unable or unwilling to do it.
03:36:58
It's only one of those two things.
03:37:00
Can't be anything else.
03:37:02
You gotta pull yourself up by your bootstraps.
03:37:04
I was it last time I put it.
03:37:05
We put it in his phone. Actually, no, he did it.
03:37:07
When we changed apps, he installed the app and and put the fucking URL in there.
03:37:11
He needs to copy the URL that stream so that it goes right to the fucking tube.
03:37:17
But the food is not.
03:37:19
Or there's something wrong with his phone.
03:37:20
A lot of times I underestimate clients too, and I apologize.
03:37:23
They fooled me.
03:37:23
Jerry.
03:37:27
Especially when I'm related to see the paying customers
03:37:28
I don't do but my family I'm pretty rude to.
03:37:30
And I apologize for that too.
03:37:32
Sometimes we're really rude to our family.
03:37:34
That's a life mistake.
03:37:36
Family is first and foremost the most important thing,
03:37:39
even though nobody, even the retarded ones, know.
03:37:43
Especially the retarded can go fuck themselves.
03:37:46
Well, no, nobody has a right to be an add.
03:37:47
My statement doesn't give somebody a right to be an asshole.
03:37:49
But families, if you're putting stuff in categorical orders
03:37:54
your first because without you you can't save other people.
03:37:57
It's the lifeguard rule. You got to save yourself first.
03:38:00
So you you got to care about yourself first and then family.
03:38:03
It's most important.
03:38:06
Yes. No.
03:38:07
Maybe
03:38:08
that's the kind of shit that you should have closed with
03:38:12
before we play the.
03:38:14
Should I play it? Should I just play it?
03:38:16
I still go, oh, in this one time at Van Camp,
03:38:19
I stuck my pussy.
03:38:24
So again, to the more you know, if you stick something in a pussy.
03:38:28
Want this one time, it doesn't really do anything.
03:38:30
You got to keep putting it in there.
03:38:32
But I was doing like that.
03:38:33
I actually felt retarded.
03:38:35
Like really retarded in a weird way.
03:38:38
I had to sort of just free myself up to believe
03:38:41
that it was okay to be stupid or dumb to be more moron.
03:38:45
Yeah, to be more radical. Exactly.
03:38:47
To be a moron.
03:38:48
An imbecile. Yeah.
03:38:50
Not the dumbest motherfucker that ever lived.
03:38:53
When I was playing the character when he was a kid.
03:38:55
Yeah.
03:38:55
I mean, as fully fledged stupid ass.
03:38:59
By the end of the whole thing, I was like, wait a minute.
03:39:01
You know, I flushed so much out.
03:39:03
How am I going to jump start it up again?
03:39:05
It's just like, yeah, yeah, right.
03:39:08
Yeah. Back bathtubs laughing. Yeah.
03:39:09
So yeah, I mean it was just really quite a that work.
03:39:14
Mercury.
03:39:15
It's how science man is art form. Yeah.
03:39:17
You know it's.
03:39:18
Yeah that's what we do right. Yeah.
03:39:21
Hats off a goalie especially. No no.
03:39:23
Yeah you're right.
03:39:24
This you.
03:39:27
Write
03:39:28
about what.
03:39:31
You serious.
03:39:31
You don't know.
03:39:34
Everybody knows you never go full retard.
03:39:38
What do you mean?
03:39:39
Oh, okay.
03:39:40
Dustin Hoffman Ray man look retarded, half retarded, not retarded.
03:39:44
Got to picture. Oh, okay.
03:39:46
Autistic show. Not the,
03:39:49
you know, Tom Hanks, Forrest Gump.
03:39:51
I assume everyone has down syndrome, but he tried to piss off Nixon,
03:39:55
and it won a ping pong competition that even taught it.
03:39:59
Peter Sellers being there. If you know what.
03:40:01
I know why I'm insensitive about people who walk funny, who return
03:40:05
because they walk funny, never go full retard.
03:40:09
You don't buddy.
03:40:10
Yeah.
03:40:11
Sean Penn, 2001 I am saying never.
03:40:14
Wherefore return went home empty handed.
03:40:17
This is ridiculous.
03:40:20
That's nice.
03:40:21
Brady.
03:40:25
Pretty sure that's ten.
03:40:27
All right, that's it. See you next week.
03:40:30
Yeah.
03:40:30
You like it?
03:40:34
As bad as the fucking, That must have been the video.
03:40:37
Brady Gary was talking about Brady.
03:40:55
Yes. Glad
03:40:59
somebody bailed. Yes. Out.
03:41:01
Let's go.
03:41:04
Down home to your left
03:41:06
instead.
03:41:07
To your left.
03:41:10
Flat with these.
03:41:10
Your belongings.
03:41:17
Please.
03:41:18
Once you confirm to follow Officers alley through the exit ramp.
03:41:22
Flat listening flats.
03:41:24
Not unmuted.
03:41:25
You're not going to continue to block.
03:41:29
Last.
03:41:31
Say, can't get to you in a court of law.
03:41:36
Please, please, please
03:41:39
don't prove my my.
03:42:02
I know I have good judgment.
03:42:04
I know I have good taste.
03:42:06
It's funny and it's ironic that only I feel that way.
03:42:11
I promise I'm not.
03:42:12
You're different and everyone makes mistakes.
03:42:15
But just don't.
03:42:20
I heard that
03:42:21
you're an actor, so act like a stand up guy.
03:42:24
Whatever devils inside you.
03:42:27
Don't let them out tonight.
03:42:29
I tell them it's just your culture and everyone knows their eyes.
03:42:33
Yeah, I know
03:42:36
all I'm asking.
03:42:37
Baby, please, please,
03:42:40
please don't prove I'm right.
03:42:47
Please, please,
03:42:49
please don't bring me into tears when I'm just here.
03:42:54
I'm so nice I like is what I'm saying.
03:42:58
White girls an honor?
03:43:00
I'm begging you.
03:43:01
Don't embarrass me.
03:43:04
Her up.
03:43:08
Please, please, please.
03:43:13
I have a fun night, dear thing.
03:43:16
Maybe just stay inside.
03:43:18
I know you're craving some fresh air, but the ceiling fan is so nice
03:43:23
and we could live so happily if no one knows who you're with.
03:43:27
Me? I'm just kidding.
03:43:28
Really?
03:43:29
Really sorry.
03:43:33
Please.
03:43:34
Please don't.
03:43:35
True love. No.
03:43:40
Thank please,
03:43:42
please, please don't bring me to tears.
03:43:46
Rolling on. Just.
03:43:47
Oh my gosh.
03:43:48
So much heartbreak is what sweet.
03:43:52
My soul's another girl I'm dying.
03:43:55
You don't embarrass me a girl I'm.
03:44:03
Pretty sweet is.
03:44:08
Don't you wanna go in this stupid?
03:44:12
Better don't do it in front of me.
03:44:18
You don't wanna cry to my music.
03:44:21
Don't make me feel very seriously. Do.
03:44:27
Please, please, please, please,
03:44:29
please, please.
03:44:55
It's frightening.
03:44:57
Absolutely frightening.
03:45:00
You'll never get it out of your
03:45:03
sight.
03:45:04
Unfortunately.
03:45:06
Now, once again, I'd like to play it,
03:45:13
but I don't see it.
03:45:13
There.
03:45:15
There it is.
03:45:16
Play what would your penis.
03:45:21
I don't do that till after the show.
03:45:23
Here's a hint to make sure your camera's off and you're logged off the streamyard
03:45:26
before you fucking masturbate after the show. Oh,
03:45:31
yeah.
03:45:31
Thank God it doesn't record, though.
03:45:34
But I'm like, did I really?
03:45:35
Was that I think, did I really just leave that?
03:45:37
I'm, I don't know, because I was oh, are you talking to me?
03:45:40
I thought you saw me.
03:45:42
Oh, you to see that, I don't know.
03:45:44
I don't believe you. There's no way we both did it.
03:45:46
We were walking off to each other.
03:45:48
That is. Fuck.
03:45:48
It got me so hot.
03:45:52
That's not right.
03:45:53
I'm not gay.
03:45:54
That shouldn't make me hot. But it did.
03:45:57
We just pull this off?
03:45:58
The 17 year old date?
03:46:00
You don't let him out tonight. I'm.
03:46:04
This is me.
03:46:06
Like, fuck.
03:46:10
There's angry fledge.
03:46:12
What's her name?
03:46:13
I forgot her name. Sabrina.
03:46:16
Sabrina has an older.
03:46:18
But no, this.
03:46:19
This one is a different, Sabrina.
03:46:22
Something Carpenter.
03:46:26
Have it? Yeah.
03:46:27
Like Jesus.
03:46:29
Like Jesus.
03:46:30
No way was Jesus a carpenter.
03:46:33
We just proved that we already went over the.
03:46:39
We've already gone over those facts.
03:46:42
I have a it wasn't a cart.
03:46:44
He's not a carpenter.
03:46:45
He wasn't a carpenter in today's sense.
03:46:47
But in that time period.
03:46:50
So I mistakenly just called that a goatee.
03:46:52
But did you know a goatee does not have a mustache?
03:46:56
Really?
03:46:57
Yeah.
03:46:59
Interesting.
03:47:01
Yeah, I know how to tie a tie to
03:47:04
please, please, please.
03:47:06
See, that song doesn't stick in my head at all.
03:47:08
I don't know if she has a new song out.
03:47:11
Yeah.
03:47:11
Is it like, no, no, no or stuff, so stop or wait wait wait or she.
03:47:16
Yeah.
03:47:17
She ends up in a cop car.
03:47:19
I know that.
03:47:22
So clearly there's a trend. She.
03:47:24
Is she building anything?
03:47:28
What is the date?
03:47:30
She should be building something.
03:47:33
What does that mean? Like a fan?
03:47:35
She's a carpenter, motherfucker. What do you think?
03:47:38
Oh, Carpenter.
03:47:39
Yeah, I missed that.
03:47:40
That went right over my head. Wow.
03:47:44
Taste. Is it called taste?
03:47:46
No, I don't want to play another one of her videos. It'll walk on the.
03:47:49
Please, please, please. Stuck in your head.
03:47:52
All righty.
03:47:53
That's all right. We got some really quick.
03:47:56
I got nothing,
03:47:58
I got this.
03:48:05
Since Gary won't sick around here.
03:48:07
Fudge. Brady. Brady. Fudge. Fudge.
03:48:09
Dr.. Fudge,
03:48:11
though I want to be, Dear Brady.
03:48:13
Ask hunt.
03:48:14
Know what do we say?
03:48:15
I forgot what it was. It was funny. I'm glad it records.
03:48:18
Yeah.
03:48:18
I can't.
03:48:21
Ask could what it wasn't ask can't.
03:48:23
But it was something like that. It's funny.
03:48:25
It was funny.
03:48:30
Dear fuck.
03:48:30
Fuck my granddaughter.
03:48:34
I did all that
03:48:36
my grandma does for my granddaughter.
03:48:39
Just my granddaughter. My.
03:48:43
My granddaughter just informed me.
03:48:45
She is decidedly happier
03:48:48
living as a boy.
03:48:51
And she has gone so far as to legally change your name.
03:48:55
My grandson would rather live as above.
03:48:59
I thought you were going to say, I swear that's a really.
03:49:03
This show has warped my brain.
03:49:04
I don't know as above.
03:49:06
So below is a okay. Bye.
03:49:08
No, not even going to work. I'm going to hear. As a boy.
03:49:10
My granddaughter just informed me she decided she would rather be happier
03:49:14
living as above, so below and as a boy.
03:49:17
So a girl.
03:49:20
My grandmother just informed me she has decided she would rather
03:49:22
be happier living as a boy, heavier, living as a boy, living as a boy.
03:49:28
And she has.
03:49:29
And she has gone.
03:49:30
Who I visited already living as a boy.
03:49:32
One immediately misgendering my granddaughter just informed me
03:49:35
she has decided she would be happier living as a boy and she
03:49:40
misgendering immediately.
03:49:42
Wait, don't grandfathers get grandfathered in? They're not.
03:49:44
They don't have to.
03:49:45
If you change your gender, give your grandma.
03:49:47
Oh, this is a grandmother.
03:49:49
Oh, God. I'm sorry. I'm not even. I'm answering. You're not even done.
03:49:51
But if your granddaughter.
03:49:52
If you give your grandparents a fucking break, they're grandfathered in.
03:49:56
That's literally where the term came from.
03:49:58
Give them a break.
03:50:00
She is going as far to legally changed her name.
03:50:02
I want to be supportive, but I admit I'm having a lot of trouble
03:50:05
accepting it, or at least figuring out how to deal with it.
03:50:09
She's my only grandchild and most likely the only one I'll ever have.
03:50:13
I loved my granddaughter with.
03:50:16
I loved Past tense, my granddaughter with all my heart,
03:50:18
and I don't know how to shift gears to a grandson.
03:50:23
I keep stumbling when I try to use the new the new name.
03:50:27
I would welcome any suggestions you could make, including information about support
03:50:32
groups you might know of for you or for the kid signed grandma in Pain.
03:50:37
Definitely for her.
03:50:41
I completely relate.
03:50:42
I'm not going to rip on the grandma.
03:50:43
I completely understand when life changes that fast and it's not.
03:50:47
She's actually genuinely, sincerely, empathetically missing the granddaughter
03:50:52
that's literally called dead naming.
03:50:53
But what you're telling your grandma is my granddaughter is dead,
03:50:57
so she has to deal with that on top of her new grandson.
03:51:00
She's not like, oh goody, I have a new grandson.
03:51:02
She might get to that.
03:51:03
She is the same fucking.
03:51:05
I bet you it's doing the same dumb shit.
03:51:07
It's just wearing a fucking wig or going its hair out or wearing makeup now.
03:51:10
Like, is it really that different?
03:51:12
Or cutting its hair shorter?
03:51:15
Well, the only thing we do know the difference is, is
03:51:17
that she's not allowing people to say she anymore.
03:51:22
Oops.
03:51:22
I'm sorry. I didn't mean to do that. It was the kind in the right.
03:51:24
So I would just assume that you would think
03:51:26
that if your granddaughter gave a shit about you,
03:51:28
she wouldn't give a fuck of you called like you would understand that.
03:51:31
Oh, they know me as the previous me, and they're just going to call me she
03:51:34
or call me by my original name. Who gives a fuck?
03:51:37
I don't want to say what my real name is, I just don't.
03:51:40
Even though Gary would blurted out right now, he's going to put it in the chat.
03:51:43
I'm not going to show it,
03:51:45
but there is a nickname of that that is not my name, and it irritates me
03:51:48
a tiny bit.
03:51:49
But people will make that assumption and call me that all the time.
03:51:52
I don't like, oh, that's not my name.
03:51:54
Don't you know that naming me and you just ruined my whole life?
03:51:57
I just correct them or ignore them or deal with it.
03:52:00
I don't understand why they can't. It's not your fault.
03:52:02
You go by, like, your middle name or something stupid like some dipshits do.
03:52:07
All right, so first of all, let me talk.
03:52:11
It wasn't my choice.
03:52:13
It was not my choice.
03:52:15
Sometimes you get named right
03:52:17
before you're old, you know, old enough to make your own choice.
03:52:20
That's a great idea, though.
03:52:21
Instead of naming this instead of the sex, we should not name our kid.
03:52:24
People should be able to name themselves.
03:52:26
You should be just child.
03:52:27
125675.
03:52:30
Oh, I was I had a I had a friend named RJ.
03:52:32
What? I grew up with it.
03:52:33
I always thought like that was such a unique name.
03:52:35
How do you get the name RJ? And I'm like, oh yeah, that's just initials.
03:52:37
His middle.
03:52:38
And I'm like, okay, I've got an initial set up
03:52:41
that could be like kind of a nickname, like, how do you just
03:52:44
convince, like, everyone to just go, yeah, they call me this now.
03:52:47
Like, how hard is that to, like, push?
03:52:49
Because every new person that you interact with, you have to correct them like,
03:52:53
if you know what I mean.
03:52:55
Like, otherwise it's just there.
03:52:56
You're in the world of reading your name on paper and just go whatever it is.
03:53:00
I don't know.
03:53:01
That's one of the reasons I changed my name.
03:53:03
I got tired of fighting it.
03:53:08
It's a lot of work.
03:53:09
I mean,
03:53:11
I just somebody was called.
03:53:14
Oh, I grew up with an RJ, and his name was Raymond.
03:53:16
I'm not exactly sure what his middle name is, but, like, I believe whatever the J.
03:53:20
And it's just like, okay, it's Raymond.
03:53:23
Raymond. Course, they called him RJ.
03:53:25
There wasn't even another Raymond.
03:53:27
Like, I know some people like my grandpa's name.
03:53:30
They'll be like a John John and a JJ because they don't want to have two.
03:53:33
John, John. You know,
03:53:35
but the reason why you're calling, why do you do this then?
03:53:39
Because you can't have two. John.
03:53:40
Oh, why did the parents do that I don't know, that's a defect.
03:53:42
You shouldn't do that.
03:53:44
If you're if your last name is Kraft, you're not allowed to name your kid Chris.
03:53:47
It's just in the rules because that is a boat brand.
03:53:51
Like, you know what I mean?
03:53:51
If you name your if your last name is Walt, you can't name your child.
03:53:56
I mean, if your last name is tin, you can't name your.
03:53:59
What am I trying to say, Walton?
03:54:02
Let's try to say to Walt,
03:54:04
you can't market Walmart. Yeah.
03:54:06
You can't name your kids stupid shit like that.
03:54:08
Just be like, well, that's your fault, Martin.
03:54:10
Well.
03:54:13
Who's Martin?
03:54:14
Well, I don't know, but apparently it was a Walmart, right?
03:54:17
Yes, yes.
03:54:32
Okay, bye.
03:54:33
As above.
03:54:34
So below.
03:54:37
So I got.
03:54:39
Yeah. Yeah. That's right.
03:54:40
That's more than I had. Yeah.
03:54:43
Thinking, thinking back on it,
03:54:45
it seems pretty, pretty lackluster.
03:54:48
Oh, Iraq is we voted about necrophilia or a lack of health through.
03:54:54
They're trying to get a vote to make necrophilia illegal in India.
03:54:57
And they're also trying to lower the age of consent in Iraq to nine.
03:55:05
What is it already?
03:55:07
Good question.
03:55:08
Probably what, 11 or something. That's not good.
03:55:10
I would I don't they're too smart.
03:55:12
That seems like a leap I think.
03:55:13
I think once you get a certain below a certain age, I think like to make
03:55:17
that big of a leap is a big ask, I think. Right.
03:55:20
Otherwise it wouldn't age.
03:55:22
But as above, I think it's one year a certain height below a certain age
03:55:26
above a certain height.
03:55:27
That's the my rule as above, so below.
03:55:30
Yeah,
03:55:32
that's what it should be.
03:55:33
I just say it. Would it be one year?
03:55:34
I think it would be like they're fighting for one year
03:55:36
because it's already low enough, you know, asking for two years, three years.
03:55:40
That's a lot to ask.
03:55:42
I think after Trump's in office, whatever the Democrats
03:55:45
pick for the legal age of abortion, that should be the age of consent.
03:55:49
If you're old enough to breathe
03:55:52
right, you're going to get fucked.
03:55:54
Where is that?
03:55:55
If you're old enough to already get me, me right.
03:55:58
You're old enough to get fucked.
03:56:01
I think the second you start breathing,
03:56:03
you're getting fucked anyway, so you might as well.
03:56:08
Wait, what?
03:56:10
Right.
03:56:12
You can't get. You're born.
03:56:13
You're getting fucked by this world and fucked by the government.
03:56:15
So if I'm fucking you, it's hard to breathe now.
03:56:18
I should be.
03:56:21
Yeah, you could try that.
03:56:22
Oh, I think the first thing they put inside your mouth
03:56:24
to see.
03:56:30
Oh, okay.
03:56:31
That'd be kick ass, Golden spoon.
03:56:37
All right, I'll play this and then.
03:56:43
That's not bad, Mr.
03:56:44
Brady. I hope you're ready.
03:56:46
Enjoy. Gary as a beer loving.
03:56:49
So below, because these two blows, lady.
03:56:52
And for sure, we're doing it our way.
03:56:56
We're gonna make it make our dreams come true.
03:56:59
Brady and your show.
03:57:01
It's Brady and Rory. It's their show now.
03:57:05
Brady. Draw!
03:57:20
Yes. Glad
03:57:24
somebody bailed you guys out.
03:57:26
Let's go.
03:57:28
And I don't take no orders from the woman, by the way.
03:57:31
By the way, I don't take no orders from no women.
03:57:34
Especially with a go with your belongings or whatever.
03:57:37
That mustache beard is called.
03:57:42
Least once
03:57:43
you confirm to follow that officers alley through the exit ramp.
03:57:47
Flat listening.
03:57:49
Slash not unmuted.
03:57:50
You're not going to continue to walk. Back
03:57:56
so they can't get to you in a court of law.
03:58:01
Please, please
03:58:04
don't screw up my.
03:58:27
I know I have good judgment.
03:58:29
I know I have good taste, the funny.
03:58:32
And it's ironic that only I feel that way.
03:58:36
I promise I'm not.
03:58:37
You're different and everyone makes mistakes.
03:58:40
But just don't.
03:58:45
I heard that
03:58:46
you're an actor, so act like a stand up guy.
03:58:49
Whatever devils inside you.
03:58:52
Don't let them out tonight.
03:58:54
I tell them it's just your culture and everyone knows their eyes.
03:58:58
Yeah, I know
03:59:01
all I'm asking.
03:59:02
Baby, please, please, please
03:59:06
don't prove I'm right.
03:59:12
Please,
03:59:13
please, please don't bring me to tears.
03:59:17
When I'm just.
03:59:19
I'm not so nice I think is what I'm saying.
03:59:23
White girls in honor, I beg you, don't
03:59:27
embarrass me, mother fucker. I
03:59:33
please, please, please.
03:59:36
Oh, I have a fun idea.
03:59:40
Think maybe just stay inside.
03:59:43
I know you're craving some fresh air, but the ceiling fan is so nice
03:59:48
and we could live so happily if no one knows that you're with me.
03:59:52
I'm just kidding.
03:59:53
Really?
03:59:54
Really sorry.
03:59:59
Please don't throw all my weight.
04:00:06
In. Please, please,
04:00:08
please don't bring me to tears when I'm just in.
04:00:12
Oh my God, so nice.
04:00:15
I'm drinking water.
04:00:16
Sweet my nose and my little hand.
04:00:20
You don't embarrass me,
04:00:23
girl I'm
04:00:27
family.
04:00:27
Please, please.
04:00:34
You are not.
04:00:35
Go be stupid.
04:00:37
I don't do it in front of me.
04:00:43
You don't want pride in my music.
04:00:46
Don't make me.
04:00:48
You turn me.
04:00:52
Please, please, please please, please, please,
04:00:56
please, please.
04:01:27
Just. Let.