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The time is now 10:01 p.m..
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Do you know?
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Will you ever wonder what happened to your favorite metal bands?
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Hi, I'm Gary and welcome to Fladge Rants live.
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Today the topic is metal.
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And there are a few things about metal.
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I'm going to use all the homophones like,
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I don't mean the metal or test your metal
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or strip away
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your, your gold, your Olympic gold medal.
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Like, Ben Johnson, the, the Canadian sprinter
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who tested positive for steroids, oh, decades ago.
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But I'm here to rock on metal style.
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What actually got me interested in metal was, forged in fire.
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Now I do a couple of blanks, high carbon steel,
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and, and I did a forge night with my buddy,
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and he came up with this, which is a nice,
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you know, chopper kind of a deal.
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He's got.
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He's got, bevels forged in there.
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All I was trying to do is forging a tip.
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As you can see, I am nearly successful.
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Also known as unsuccessful,
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but that's
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that's one of the metals I was, leaning towards talking about today.
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But let's go way further back.
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Even beyond the Greeks.
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Let's go with, folklore, legend and myth
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and the emerald tablets and the, the,
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the translations of Zechariah Sitchin
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where he described
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the Anunnaki come from Nibiru
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and then, creating us
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and enslaving us to mine gold for them.
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What they needed gold for was to,
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sprinkle particulate into the atmosphere on Nibiru
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to ease the global warming that they were experiencing.
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So. So perhaps
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contrails do have a scientific reason and purpose.
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Now, gold,
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it's it's pretty rare and, expensive.
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It's not the most precious metal, but it is still to this day
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of valuable.
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And, I know I've noticed that
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it comes and goes. The economy,
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we're told to
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sell your your gold and silver and then,
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and then a few years later, they turn around and tell us,
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buy these new gold and silver.
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Mint like these coins for $50 a piece.
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And, that that's, you know, making money
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change hands and it keeps the economy going.
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But I'm not sure if that all that's on the level.
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I do know, however, that
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if you do invest in gold and you have gold coins,
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just because of what I've been talking about, it's
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been a valuable commodity for so long, I.
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I doubt it's going to lose value.
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Whereas as we've discussed in the past,
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the, the economics
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of this planet is basically a house of cards.
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Now, let's go through a little history here
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in the hunter
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gatherer phase of our development,
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we'll say 40,000 years ago
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to about 10,000 years ago, we
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we had the barter system.
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And what was used as currency was items of value.
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So you would trade chickens for grain, that type of stuff.
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But what became more
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and more prevalent in these trades were metals.
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Now, back in the Bronze Age, that would be,
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3000 years ago and beyond.
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VOC back up a little bit.
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Bronze is an alloy of copper and tin.
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It's a lot more copper and a little bit of tin, but that alloy
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when when molten together
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and poured into a mold and, and hardened,
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is a stronger material than either copper or tin.
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I don't really understand why or how, but that's that's
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the truth of bronze.
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Now, the Bronze Age, that's when people started fighting with,
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it's a softer metal than the steel we have now,
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but it makes a deadly sword.
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And people were fighting with swords.
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And I want to talk a little bit about the Vikings today.
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Now, Ukraine's been making the news a lot.
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And back when I'm talking
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about the Bronze Age, the,
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the Ukraine government had no idea how to control those people.
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And they called in the people called the the the Bruces.
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The are us, the Rus Vikings
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to help them out, you know, to to
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lay down the law.
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And they came in with their, you know, swords and shields and battle axes.
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And, after doing the bidding of the,
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the royalty there, the,
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the, the nobility, they realized, hey, wait a minute.
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Why are we taking orders from people?
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We're the only ones with weapons and any skill at fighting.
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So that's
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how Russia was founded,
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and Belarus and in that area, and I didn't.
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I didn't know until this week that that the Russians, actually,
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the Russians were founded by Vikings.
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So I thought that was kind of neat.
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But, after, after the trade
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and just trading commodities,
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people used a lot of different things.
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Up to 10,000 years ago, they were using, clay markers, and this
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these were found all over planet Earth, and,
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and the clay markers represented,
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foodstuffs they had in storage.
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So they had stored foods and clay markers
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indicating where it was stored and how much it was there.
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And those were basically the first,
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you know, coin currency.
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The, coins were have been around for a long time.
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And the value of the metal
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is intrinsic.
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It it exists in the coin itself. So,
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and then you get with the problem that you had with the penny.
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I'm not sure if you're aware of this, but if you actually still made
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the penny out of copper like they used to, it would be worth almost $0.02
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in value of just the copper alone.
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So they can't do that.
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I'll give you a little history of, of the, the penny in 1793,
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the first penny was pure copper and the size of silver dollar.
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Fast forward to 1943.
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Copper was needed for World War Two, so pennies were made
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from, zinc coated steel.
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So zinc coated steel, so steel
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on the inside, zinc on the outside
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that that's kind of backwards to what it is today because,
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then in 1962, the tin was eliminated from 1982,
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was the,
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the 97.5% zinc and 2.5% copper.
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Now, that's the zinc on the inside and the copper coating.
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So so that's the the history of,
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of the penny. Now,
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So then they developed after the Bronze Age
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they made they were able to make even stronger
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weapons and tools by, smelting or.
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And how you do that is,
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you get iron out of the ground and you melt it, and you do
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you take it to get out the impurities, you melt out the impurities,
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and then you've got what's called a molten pig iron.
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Then you add manganese, nickel, chromium, carbon
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or vanadium, vanadium, vanadium,
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to give it the qualities you desire.
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So these are
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high carbon steel.
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And by high carbon, I mean,
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somewhere between a half of a percent and three quarters of a percent carbon.
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The rest of these,
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are iron.
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They're just iron and carbon.
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And, you know, some of them have, the nickel in there or,
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the chromium, it'll make it shiny.
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Nice, like, like a stainless steel kind of look.
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Speaking of look, how are you?
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Like my look today?
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So. So there's that.
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And, I said I wasn't going to talk about
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heavy metal, and I lied, and I'm not sorry.
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Because we're here, rock. Now,
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I'll just get I'll just go right into,
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I'm Mount Rushmore.
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Definitely.
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Worth mentioning.
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Metallica, Mount Rushmore, because they are not ranked one through four.
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It is just.
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Oh, they're not for
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I can't, I can't make the conversation without saying Slayer and Motorhead.
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But when I think of metal, I think Judas Priest, Iron Maiden,
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Pantera and Black Sabbath, that's my Mount Rushmore.
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But there are,
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the the fine line
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between hard rock and heavy metal.
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Here's where I make the distinction.
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A lot of you probably know I catch a lot of flack
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for saying that my favorite rock and roll band,
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besides White Horse, of course, but they're not even hard rock is guns
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N roses.
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But I would classify them as hard rock, not heavy metal.
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So of the heavy metal bands, I got to go Iron Maiden,
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and I wanted to say Judas Priest, but I gave Pantera the spot.
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I thought about the disturbed, but, that guy's got plates, but I don't know.
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Not enough strong enough body of work.
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And, we've got a kid segment
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coming up here, and he discusses it a little bit.
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I don't think I get a full Mount Rushmore out of him, but,
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if you'll recall, he spoke a lot about Pink Floyd.
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Once again, rock and roll band, not a heavy metal band,
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but they did have a song, an album called Metal, of course.
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Medley, which means to interfere with someone's business.
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So Black Sabbath invented the genre? Yes.
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Ozzy, as is,
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Say hello.
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What's happening here?
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Well, I've got this is, my my real hair, and, that's what's happening.
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And no, I didn't have the dark of my beard or put on eyeliner.
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Or maybe I did, because we're talking metal.
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Roll the clip. Brady.
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What?
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I know
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I have good judgment, I know I have good taste.
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It's funny, and it's ironic that only I feel that way.
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From the metal.
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Trade.
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And everyone makes mistakes.
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But just don't.
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I heard that
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you're an actor to act like a stand guy.
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Whatever happens inside you, don't let them out tonight.
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I tell them it's just.
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It's.
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Everyone rolls your eyes right now.
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Thanks for coming. All the masking, baby.
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Please.
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Please, please don't cry.
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All right?
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And please,
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please, please don't bring me the tears.
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When I just did my make up.
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So nice I break is one thing.
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My drawers another I back out all the berries.
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All for the return.
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Right?
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Please, please, please. Is.
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It because I saw your guy?
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That's all right.
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Yeah, but the ceiling fan is so nice that we got there, so I like.
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There's no way with me. I'm just kidding.
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I'm really, really
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lazy.
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Please, please don't prove I'm right.
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And please,
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please, please don't bring me to tears.
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When I just did my make.
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I'm sorry I saw the break is one day
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he goes another I back out
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and is your song for.
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Please, please, please.
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If you wanna go and be still,
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be top to in front of me I.
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If you don't wanna cry in my music.
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So make me hate you.
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Realistically.
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Bright eyes like the bright eyes.
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My eyes praise.
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What's up everyone?
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Let them get their shot. Get your decent number, October.
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Get your tickets now. Our last night I got.
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Our last night.
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Thank you.
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Last week, I made the joke several times
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that, you should try a new recipe.
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That is one of my biggest pieces of advice.
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Another one is always carry cash.
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I would like to amend that.
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Or, add to that, actually to,
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maybe some of your currency should be
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gold coins,
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maybe just your stash, your extra, your spare.
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Like, if you could invest a little bit in gold
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or silver or any precious metal,
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at least it will be worth something.
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Like you.
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There are places on earth that you can go where the US dollars worthless.
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You cannot spend the US dollar.
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And don't even get me started on cryptocurrency.
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And yeah, and pretty soon you won't be able to use cash at all. But
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if there was a barter situation,
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you can't. You can't use cash.
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It's just card only.
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Card only. It's funny too.
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They have reverse ATMs where you can put cash in and buy a temporary card.
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Oh that's ridiculous.
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Oh. Where's drawer?
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I mean mouth, they have mouth to mouth, I guess.
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Yeah. That wouldn't be the devastating.
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No, the weirdest.
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Devastating. But I do that every time I eat.
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Technically, no, sir.
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What is the monologue over?
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Sure. I'm sure. I don't know you guys.
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I thought this is about metal Gary doing hair bands, and I just.
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Oh, here we go.
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Oh, you guys don't know where this originated from?
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It really?
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It's not about the metal, is it? Now?
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But it is it now.
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Nice.
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I thought I was going to be the only one in you.
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Do you know how long it took me to do my makeup?
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I thought we were talking metal.
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Yes we are, I mean, Paul, Billy, I mean, Paul would, would would tell you
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that, rock n roll is where, you know, the Beatles started, and that's
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where metal came from.
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I think we have to go back even farther.
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You go back even further, you're going to have to put some blackface on.
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Oh, I'm speaking of blackface.
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Are you going to have to slave those people of a Rick James wig on?
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And you think it's heavy metal?
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It's a very, Rick James more Rick James then, slash,
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unless you got cream.
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God dang it.
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Have I blown it?
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This is.
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I don't know, but we played punk rock. Your hair band.
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I'm I'm the the 70s.
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Like, I don't understand. We I think we hit them.
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Miss the mark across the board. Yeah, we're we're missing everything.
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Oh. I almost over the choker, necklace.
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And then I realized that's punk.
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So I, I they did away
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with that idea, but I still put on the black eyeliner.
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I mean, you can't see it with my glasses, but whatever.
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At least I'll have black eyeliner when I go to work.
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Imma go look, look real close to the,
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I think, like you would have.
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I think normally you have black.
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Oh, you have blue eyes, don't you?
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I do,
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yeah, I see those piercing.
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What's out there?
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This is, this is great.
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This is like white normally.
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So I'm glad you put on. I'm glad you think, Gary.
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When I first saw you in the green room with the beard on.
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Yeah, I was like, Holy shit.
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Do we have to call you out for using the.
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I don't know
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what they even call it anymore Grecian Formula.
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Well, they make,
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what is that?
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Tucker gray.
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Oh, right. Right. Just for men.
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Just for men? Yeah. That is not what I used.
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I used women's mascara,
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so it's going to stay on.
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This is all eye makeup while
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night.
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And so for men new.
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So I've got the Rick James mullet going and,
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that shaggy, that Shaggy toupee of drawers is fantastic.
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Now, you've got that solid real hair, though, right?
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You just combed it up. Almost.
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It's almost.
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No, no, that is not his hair.
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Who wants to do some drugs?
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Oh, I will, because
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I'm not confused about that.
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My volume again.
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Is that better?
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Yeah. There you go. Here.
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I mean, 1 or 2 notches, like.
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Thank you, brother.
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So I've got one, two.
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But it is not perfect.
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I5678, nine, ten, 11 notches on mine.
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And it was literally on nine.
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So I put it to 11 moving it two notches.
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Evangelist is
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yeah.
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No kidding.
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That seem pretty straightforward to the Beatles.
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You would there be two notches on your belt?
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The videos for the
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what are they called groupies?
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The first ever boyband in the history of the world.
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The Beatles still works.
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I'm working over here. Paul is dead.
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I just realized there are zero mash ups.
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Zero.
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I didn't send you anything.
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Okay. Pantera, send me an iron.
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No, those don't mash up.
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They're all mash up.
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What just happened?
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I logs in here is number three. Yes.
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Actually, I've got to save the music for Rumble because we.
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Okay. No.
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YouTube. I'm sure we're are. Oh, yeah. Because of the.
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That's a good point.
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You do three and a half in that medal.
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Sabrina Carlsen, FIFA.
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Now, she wasn't really talking about medal.
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She was talking about, dark matter not existing because the web telescope
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was able to falsify that claim,
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which is basically, what, what science is all about.
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And I kind of wanted to, to, touch on the topic,
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drew made some good points last week,
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and I kind of gave him a dismissive hand.
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Raven inappropriately, and I kind of wanted to to get back on that
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and and still man his argument because,
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I don't think either one of us articulate that kind of metal reference.
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Yes, it is.
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So this is my attempt to steal, man.
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What I was saying.
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Metal, I get it, I get it now, I wasn't listening, I get it, it was.
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And you are in a universe of infinite possibilities.
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The everybody, like, comment and subscribe.
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Please. We can't do any of that necessary.
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I try to give it a thumbs up, and I couldn't.
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I'll try to just.
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It didn't exist until 1054 five because you suck.
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Yeah,
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that's what I well, I suck all the time.
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Well, let me try.
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So seriously, though, we got a comment on the Sabrina, Carpenter cover.
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Otherwise, it's just copyright. We need to react to it.
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So I'm Sabrina Carpenter, and I love the green doggo.
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You know,
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you had to notice the metal song right?
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Oh, there we go.
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Wonderful.
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Sabrina Carpenter that was punk rock sound more like, I'll try.
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I'm gonna play it again
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I yeah, I know
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all I'm asking.
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Baby, please, please, please don't.
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I'm really not going to play it again.
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That'd be bad if I played it again.
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So that was kind of interesting.
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How did you do that?
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Now I don't recognize.
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Wait, is that a cigaret
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lose count?
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What's a card?
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I love that green dildo.
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I love that granola.
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Give me that much I love.
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So I.
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I that's the earliest and oh, I like.
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How could we just,
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so I don't love.
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Oh, sure.
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My family's still watching you guys.
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Well, I've got a couple more things about metal,
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and I want to get into that jaw thing.
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How would this.
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When the sailors first got to Singapore and realized that the prostitutes would
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they would would offer their services for sure.
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Right.
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Little bits of metal.
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You know what he's talking about.
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Sorry. Go ahead. Give a lower third.
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So the sailors would pull nails out of the ships until they
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their ships were not even seaworthy anymore.
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You pull out hundreds of nails from your ship,
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and you're not going to leave the harbor.
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But metal has been traded as
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currency, and it didn't even have to be in coin form.
00:25:04
But there were so many people like,
00:25:08
it did break a coin in half,
00:25:10
and then they'd have two pieces, and then they'd break
00:25:12
those halves in half, and then there'd be quarters,
00:25:15
and then they'd break those in half, and there'd be eights.
00:25:18
And so responsible for putting them back together or so.
00:25:21
No, no. Then they were pieces of eight.
00:25:23
And, and people would use pieces of eight to,
00:25:27
to trade.
00:25:28
So silver,
00:25:30
it did didn't matter.
00:25:31
It's usually, you know, copper or tin or whatever.
00:25:36
Initially it was just those cheap,
00:25:38
easily malleable metals that were easy to snap,
00:25:42
but they would use, you know, copper, tin,
00:25:43
and then that you'd have eight it would break into eight bits.
00:25:48
Well, a clever,
00:25:50
well, a thief,
00:25:52
basically a con man would, would very carefully
00:25:57
break a coin into nine pieces
00:26:00
and then you've got nine,
00:26:03
bits of eight.
00:26:04
So you get it's not a mundane detail, Michael.
00:26:08
Right.
00:26:08
And then, also the reason, you know, the reason that quarters have those ridges
00:26:13
around the outside because when that used to be a valuable metal that the
00:26:18
you made the coins out of, people would shave the edges,
00:26:21
use the coin, and then take the shavings and make a new coin out of it.
00:26:25
Couldn't they just re perforate the edge after they shaved it?
00:26:30
Yes. Why do why do penises
00:26:32
have the ridge around the edge spots they once made out?
00:26:35
Yeah, and what's made out of very expensive material.
00:26:38
And people would come around with small penises
00:26:39
and shave a little bit of off yours without you noticing. Yeah, exactly.
00:26:42
Yeah.
00:26:43
Shaved off like ten people that have ten times longer penis.
00:26:46
Correct. They know that somebody.
00:26:49
And it would just.
00:26:52
Okay.
00:26:52
Anyway, back to anyway back to George Point.
00:26:56
I like we didn't I just kind of dismiss basic, you know.
00:27:01
Yeah.
00:27:01
We're pointy.
00:27:05
I said that in the universe
00:27:08
of infinite time of possibilities, then everything,
00:27:12
no matter how likely, doesn't just become possible.
00:27:16
It becomes. It happens.
00:27:19
No, it has to become. Right.
00:27:21
But if everything is possible, it also would in turn be impossible.
00:27:24
Thus eliminate itself.
00:27:27
Right? Oh, every possibility of something.
00:27:29
Is also it not happening? Correct?
00:27:33
Yeah. As long as it's possible.
00:27:35
It is also possible. Right.
00:27:38
I just wanted to make sure. Okay, okay.
00:27:40
That in the radical idea that none of it happened, then
00:27:43
none of it actually would have happened at all.
00:27:46
Right.
00:27:47
Okay. But.
00:27:50
Okay.
00:27:50
There's three things that I was able to to parse out from.
00:27:53
From what?
00:27:55
What George may have been saying about this, and that is,
00:27:58
unless unnecessary, being
00:28:01
as all we pass partial means for most people,
00:28:05
use words only.
00:28:09
I'm like to to tease it out.
00:28:12
I did, but I didn't want to use the word tease.
00:28:14
You know, it's it is it, you know, like,
00:28:17
how did you get your hair like that and you tease it out.
00:28:19
All right then.
00:28:21
Okay, so let's tease this out.
00:28:23
So, whatever you say, JD Vance, any.
00:28:27
Oh, I go JD Vance.
00:28:29
So any, necessary.
00:28:33
Okay, so there's
00:28:34
contingent contingency and necessity.
00:28:39
Contingency means,
00:28:41
it is contingent on something like, cause and effect.
00:28:44
So it's something is contingent.
00:28:46
It was caused by something.
00:28:48
Thank you.
00:28:48
Thank you.
00:28:48
Microsoft.
00:28:52
And, contingency
00:28:54
to be contingent and cited to be excited.
00:28:58
So a lot of people force to be excluded forward as a necessary entity.
00:29:03
And I mentioned God
00:29:06
got it, nailed it, got it.
00:29:09
Well, here's the problem erupting,
00:29:13
all right.
00:29:15
All contingent things are caused by other contingent things.
00:29:19
And you can see very quickly I'm getting into an infinite regress,
00:29:23
but it is not,
00:29:27
a necessary thing
00:29:29
that starts the there's no come back for that.
00:29:32
There's no come back for that.
00:29:33
So, so that that's a fallacy.
00:29:35
That's that's wrong.
00:29:38
So for a nutshell, can you explain what fallacy mean?
00:29:41
Oh, yes.
00:29:42
There's no debate if it's Dick's or no Dick's, you always want Dick's.
00:29:47
No. Anyway, he said fallacy.
00:29:50
I think you said fallacy.
00:29:51
That's what I want to make sure we're not talking about Dick's.
00:29:53
Thank you.
00:29:53
That's exactly what I was thinking. Okay.
00:29:56
Stephen, the tragically unsound.
00:30:00
So it does not follow logical.
00:30:03
It doesn't make the cut and standards of reason.
00:30:07
So, no, it's a basic.
00:30:10
It's so fake. Right?
00:30:11
Right, guys?
00:30:13
This they think they're it.
00:30:16
So when people define something as contingent,
00:30:18
that means that it could have not existed.
00:30:22
So this here could have been blue instead of black.
00:30:27
Shiny black. For some reason.
00:30:29
It's the, it's the Jerry curl.
00:30:31
Jerry curl.
00:30:32
Thank you, thank you.
00:30:34
Well, there you have it.
00:30:35
It's well, there you have your coat.
00:30:37
Pretty soon he's black.
00:30:40
Also, to tease out
00:30:42
another point that the jury could have been making
00:30:46
was that
00:30:48
all right?
00:30:50
But here specifically, I told him I understood
00:30:54
exactly where he was going with this because I saw three good arguments
00:30:58
coming from from his side, and one was the contingency necessity thing.
00:31:03
And I've already ruled that out because it is a logical fallacy to say
00:31:08
all the continuous things require unnecessary thing,
00:31:11
because that's not how that works is contingency.
00:31:15
Just backup.
00:31:16
Because if something is caused
00:31:18
by unnecessary thing, that thing becomes necessary also.
00:31:24
Because if that thing can't exist without the necessary thing, but
00:31:29
does exist because of the necessary thing, it does exist necessarily.
00:31:35
So there are no contingent things coming from necessary things.
00:31:38
So that is who defines what's necessary
00:31:42
for creating humans processes, processes.
00:31:46
What were those, natural processes.
00:31:48
And that's that's I know it's a confusing thing because
00:31:52
the illusion of creation is there.
00:31:56
It's like for like, purpose.
00:31:58
It looks one of creation. Dude, we're in it.
00:32:01
It has been created.
00:32:02
So you for you to say the illusion of creation
00:32:04
based on the process of its creation is ridiculous.
00:32:08
No. Because creations require a creator. No.
00:32:14
Did you just say that? Yeah.
00:32:15
They're not at all.
00:32:16
Have you ever heard of spontaneous spontaneous combustion?
00:32:20
Spontaneous creation isn't the no and contingency thing.
00:32:24
I believe it's called osmosis.
00:32:27
Okay.
00:32:28
Well, great. Okay.
00:32:29
That's a process of creation, right?
00:32:31
But it has a plan.
00:32:32
It's not just random, right? Anyways, go on.
00:32:35
I don't mean to debunk your whole argument and the show early.
00:32:39
Oh, you can't, you can't.
00:32:41
What he's talking about there is Spinoza's
00:32:44
God, which is calling,
00:32:47
calling your higher power,
00:32:50
whatever that may be.
00:32:52
And and just attributing it to nature or the universe process.
00:32:57
Science process. Sure.
00:32:59
Processes. Yes.
00:33:01
Just because
00:33:01
as somebody else came up with that idea, we just name it and be critical of it.
00:33:05
What is that your argument?
00:33:07
It's called Spinoza's poses, so we can't count it.
00:33:10
I don't understand, I'm being I'm being facetious and fallible.
00:33:16
I don't think I said that right.
00:33:18
No, no, probably not. So, but I did.
00:33:20
I mean, I was being a dick.
00:33:22
So like I say, Spinoza's God, thank you.
00:33:26
Spinoza's guy Spinoza was an atheist.
00:33:30
He feels
00:33:31
he was just
00:33:33
so wait, so atheists can't come up with a concept of a creator, even accidentally?
00:33:38
That's another ridiculous.
00:33:40
Oh, absolutely.
00:33:42
An unnecessary made up thing.
00:33:45
Like if you're trying to explain
00:33:47
what made all this and so you do.
00:33:50
You're trying to explain
00:33:53
who's dreaming it up,
00:33:56
who's who's trying to convince who of what here.
00:33:58
To be clear, you make it sound like we're trying to convince you of creationism.
00:34:02
I'm not.
00:34:03
I don't want to speak for I.
00:34:05
No, no, no, I was, I typically
00:34:06
I was want to talk about it like I thought I was it what it is here.
00:34:10
You want to talk about whatever opposite of Gary wants to.
00:34:13
If Gary said light, explain exactly what it is.
00:34:17
He's all right.
00:34:18
Why do we have to? We don't have.
00:34:19
You want to explain what it is or you think we don't have to?
00:34:23
I would love to, but what if we can't?
00:34:25
What if? I mean, it's like trying to like.
00:34:27
Oh, yes, let's write a biblical account from something that happened
00:34:30
2000 years ago.
00:34:31
We may muddy the waters, hit it, muddy the waters.
00:34:36
We need to muddy the waters.
00:34:37
Bumper.
00:34:40
There's too many now.
00:34:41
It became complicated. Nice cock. Brady.
00:34:44
Maybe nice guy. Brady.
00:34:45
That's nice.
00:34:46
Brady I'm honestly still looking for it.
00:34:49
Do you see it?
00:34:50
If I'm not working, I'm pretty quick Robert.
00:34:53
Flip Brady Holy shit
00:34:54
dude I've been up and down the road Claire Brady I love to listen.
00:34:58
You can listen I don't think it's there.
00:35:00
But the very beginning of this one, Brady says green dildo.
00:35:03
Green boner McClure Brady.
00:35:05
Oh he didn't say we don't want to muddy the waters.
00:35:16
Yeah, but wait, that's not unusual
00:35:17
because you're had a green dildo that day.
00:35:21
I know, it's just funny because there's okay,
00:35:24
I know that saying.
00:35:25
I said green dildo and not pointing out the fact that I was pointing out
00:35:28
your green dildo is just in this.
00:35:32
No, it wasn't because I had already played the other Green Deal.
00:35:34
They'll drop.
00:35:35
Oh, see, I don't watch the show.
00:35:39
Speaking of green dildos, there's Kermit.
00:35:43
Second time I've been way too nice lately.
00:35:47
I'll be right back.
00:35:48
I have to go find a new job.
00:35:50
I green,
00:35:51
and I love that green dildo.
00:35:54
See, that's why it didn't need to be said.
00:35:58
Green building. I, I missed it.
00:36:01
Yeah, give me the thing, Brady.
00:36:05
Where's the clip, man?
00:36:09
Yeah.
00:36:09
I don't know if, the clips get going when I.
00:36:18
Fuck, yeah.
00:36:18
That's Gary right there. There he is.
00:36:22
You gotta do it.
00:36:23
She's a very tricky girl.
00:36:26
You back to my bar.
00:36:28
Oh, you want to get off the screen?
00:36:31
I will see, like the boy in your bed.
00:36:38
Right.
00:36:39
Hey, now you look like the Beatles.
00:36:40
Now, I know that's that's an eight joke behind me.
00:36:45
Oh, now, that girl is pretty low.
00:36:48
Let's bring the price to one bedroom.
00:36:58
And that's not a nice.
00:37:02
She's a super, super fake.
00:37:05
She's eight now. Oh.
00:37:08
Say something.
00:37:10
Something. Break.
00:37:12
She's a very special girl.
00:37:16
Your hair is a little more Afro style.
00:37:19
That's a little bit messing up a little bit.
00:37:22
I really like this girl.
00:37:26
They her.
00:37:27
She's all right now.
00:37:30
That's the scene right there.
00:37:34
Yeah,
00:37:36
that was.
00:37:40
From For free.
00:37:42
She's a very, you know,
00:37:45
I don't think about that.
00:37:48
She will never let you.
00:37:57
If brother's watching, man, he would love that clip.
00:38:00
You would love that clip.
00:38:05
Through.
00:38:09
So then we started adding
00:38:10
carbon to the steel, and,
00:38:14
And what I do in Forged in Fire is I temper the same.
00:38:19
So I go through thermal cycling,
00:38:22
I get it up to the top to red hot, and then I pull it out
00:38:27
and I cool it off slowly, and then I heat it up again
00:38:31
to line up all those carbon atom when it locked more.
00:38:35
If you did it fast, then I quench it in Mr.
00:38:38
Volcano Parks 50 quench oil.
00:38:42
Hey, it's literally called quench oil.
00:38:44
Yeah, yeah.
00:38:45
Careful that oil is flammable above its flashpoint.
00:38:47
Just so you know. Yes.
00:38:50
And, And it does.
00:38:51
It burst into flames generally.
00:38:54
And, that's how you almost burn the, the burned out and then,
00:38:58
and that lines up the,
00:39:01
the carbon atoms and it makes a really strong like
00:39:04
the strength of, diamond comes from the, the, the carbon atoms being lined up,
00:39:10
and it makes a very fine, grain.
00:39:14
What's that called?
00:39:15
The pattern inside the material.
00:39:17
So it's a very, very fine pattern.
00:39:20
And, that
00:39:23
I don't know if this is true,
00:39:25
but the molecular structure.
00:39:27
I have been told that,
00:39:30
the Far East was so much better at making swords because, you know,
00:39:35
they have the katanas and the, you know, the ninjas and crap, the samurai.
00:39:40
And, but they would fold these things and fold and fold and fold and fold
00:39:44
until it was like, you know, hundreds of thin layers all forged together.
00:39:49
And they were really strong.
00:39:51
And, gosh, if I tried doing that with this steel, I would end up
00:39:56
with flaws and imperfections that it would really suck.
00:40:00
So they must have been pretty skilled to do that.
00:40:02
It looked like lumpy, but the way I understand it was,
00:40:08
Muhammad, are you familiar with his work?
00:40:11
He was.
00:40:11
He was around like 600 of the common era. Who?
00:40:18
Let's see if we can.
00:40:18
Let's see if we can find a picture, see what he looks like.
00:40:20
I'm not sure what it is.
00:40:21
Yeah, you're not going to be able to do that.
00:40:24
So anyway, you can get a depiction of it.
00:40:27
Never mind.
00:40:27
Sorry if he did exist, if he was a, a person.
00:40:31
And I've heard Jamie got something.
00:40:35
Yeah. Pull it up. Jamie.
00:40:37
If he was a person and he did exist.
00:40:39
Yeah.
00:40:41
I'll.
00:40:41
I'll. Records show that he was a person.
00:40:44
He would exist. So your statement was right? Right.
00:40:46
Go ahead.
00:40:46
Yeah, yeah, that was kind of redundant.
00:40:49
He was a war monger, and he didn't have enough weapons,
00:40:52
so he did some trading down the Silk Road
00:40:56
where he got, Chinese swords,
00:41:00
the Silk Road, Silk Road.
00:41:01
I think that's a website.
00:41:02
Did you know that the Silk Road every 18 to 25 miles, you know,
00:41:08
you know, National Lampoon's Vacation?
00:41:12
They we're going to we're going to hell like this many times.
00:41:15
If there's this many depictions of I am going to have oop, that's close.
00:41:20
But I got to re categorize these instead of just one common.
00:41:25
Well, every, every 18.5 miles.
00:41:28
That was close.
00:41:28
No, I've, I've hiked about 22 miles in a day
00:41:32
and that's a, that's a hard day of hiking with the full pack.
00:41:35
But they they say camels could travel across the desert
00:41:39
about, you know, 20 to 25 miles an every 18 to 45 miles along
00:41:44
the Silk Road was an underground
00:41:47
city, like a truck stop or.
00:41:50
But but for camels.
00:41:52
And you'd walk the camels and they did these gigantic hallways.
00:41:55
You could walk the camels, the stables.
00:41:57
And then there was there was a place for, you know, your stuff, your goods,
00:42:01
that you're on the Silk Road to trade and it'll keep you safe.
00:42:05
It cost you a fortune,
00:42:06
but lots they call them lot scorpions instead of lot lizards and desert.
00:42:10
Yeah, yeah, that's exactly true.
00:42:13
And that just made up on the spot.
00:42:17
Good.
00:42:17
What they did on the spot.
00:42:18
Guess what day it is.
00:42:22
Scorpion.
00:42:22
They it's not. But that's that's.
00:42:25
Oh, that's the camel truck stop.
00:42:27
It's always wins.
00:42:28
It almost is if you get.
00:42:29
Oh, the holiday off.
00:42:31
Oh, yeah.
00:42:33
In fact, I mean, you
00:42:35
it's really only three days if you look at it.
00:42:37
Because Friday and Saturday don't count.
00:42:39
And then Sunday and then we go home Monday.
00:42:43
To home.
00:42:44
I just ignore it.
00:42:45
That was my Seinfeld reference.
00:42:46
It was a little obscure.
00:42:48
I guess it was Purdue 80 references.
00:42:52
I haven't repeated one. It's.
00:42:53
They're going to get obscure.
00:42:55
Yeah, this is 80.
00:42:57
Just to let you know what a good producer I am.
00:42:59
That's that's the thing I spend my time doing.
00:43:01
I actually look up quotes.
00:43:03
Now, I tried to find one related to a viral quote from Seinfeld.
00:43:07
The only band moved in upstairs, and they certainly were not metal.
00:43:10
Oh. Drat.
00:43:11
Yeah, I'm sorry about that.
00:43:14
Did you say rat?
00:43:15
Drat? Yeah.
00:43:17
We just turn into a comic strip.
00:43:19
Yeah, yeah. Peanuts.
00:43:22
Shit. Drat! Yeah.
00:43:26
I don't know.
00:43:27
I don't know what Rob Helford of, Judas Priest fame
00:43:31
was a classically trained opera singer.
00:43:37
A lot of gay people are.
00:43:38
Yeah, he was gay, too.
00:43:40
Bruce Dickinson of,
00:43:43
Iron Maiden fame.
00:43:46
Is it just put out a solo album recently?
00:43:50
Like you say, Bruce Dickinson project is what he's more known for.
00:43:54
Yeah. He's not. I'm not really.
00:43:56
No, no, no, iron maiden is definitely.
00:43:58
Or if it was actually, Eddie is more famous than Fly Dragons
00:44:01
live.
00:44:04
It has more looks than then.
00:44:07
I mean, like and have you seen Eddie?
00:44:10
Yeah. Do me a favor. Can you do me a favor?
00:44:13
Anything.
00:44:13
Name any anyone else from Iron Maiden?
00:44:16
Name anyone else from Iron Maiden, Bruce Dickinson and anyone else or.
00:44:21
Yeah, I, I would I'd have to grab my tablet and ask
00:44:25
Nicko MacBrayne, the drummer
00:44:28
Nicko MacBrayne.
00:44:30
Yeah, it might be sounds. Maybe it's.
00:44:32
I don't think I'm
00:44:33
pronouncing the last name right, but I don't think you pronounce the
00:44:36
any part of that right. I think I am
00:44:39
Nicko,
00:44:41
like I said, a five sentence.
00:44:43
You know, my favorite domestic coin is do you know why I put the H on it?
00:44:48
To emphasize it's the guy?
00:44:51
I don't think it's this time to answer.
00:44:53
I haven't answered yet.
00:44:56
Oh, it's the nickel.
00:44:59
You know why?
00:45:00
Because it sounds like nipple.
00:45:02
No, it's thick and smooth.
00:45:04
No, I was close then it feels.
00:45:06
Oh, yeah. Because you hear it?
00:45:07
Yeah. It's creepy.
00:45:09
Oh, well, it's also bigger than the dime. But.
00:45:13
But the dime's worth. More like.
00:45:15
How did that work? You can.
00:45:17
You can make a fortune with foolish children.
00:45:20
Oh, yeah.
00:45:20
I'll trade you this giant nickel for your tiny little dime crumbly piece of paper.
00:45:24
Even. Oh, yeah.
00:45:26
Yeah, this nickel will be here forever.
00:45:28
This is Gabriel Byrne. Yeah.
00:45:33
Yep. That's what.
00:45:35
Oh, God, that drives me crazy.
00:45:38
So neato.
00:45:39
Mick brain.
00:45:51
Dishwasher coins.
00:45:54
Yeah.
00:45:54
I just got a, quarter out of the dryer this morning.
00:45:59
Yeah, mine actually has a compartment
00:46:01
for that kind of stuff, and I was unaware of it.
00:46:04
Oh, okay. It was it.
00:46:06
Did you know your washer has a compartment for that stuff, too?
00:46:09
I was unaware it made it and made it through the
00:46:11
the wash cycle in the pocket, but it fell out in the dryer.
00:46:14
Hang on. This could be a public service announcement.
00:46:16
So, yeah, you all while your dryer has a lint trap in the front, right?
00:46:20
Yes I do.
00:46:21
Underneath that lint trap there's a compartment
00:46:23
that will catch things like batteries and placers and coins.
00:46:27
No kidding. And check, check.
00:46:29
You should look up how to check your particular model.
00:46:32
And here's another tip your washer
00:46:34
on the back of the intake or outtake I guess would be the outtake The Drain.
00:46:38
Also, there's a trap.
00:46:39
I did not know it had a trap. I've had the thing.
00:46:41
For how long have I lived now actually. What's new?
00:46:43
We got a new container.
00:46:45
Several years? No, maybe five years also.
00:46:48
Yeah, I found your dishes.
00:46:49
I still come out clean, I found.
00:46:51
Well, that's why I can't.
00:46:53
I found all kinds of cool shit, from stupid toys to, like, jewelry
00:46:56
and lots of coins.
00:46:58
I wouldn't recommend the drawers.
00:47:00
Recommendation the trap on your, like, bucket size and the new Samsungs.
00:47:05
The trap is actually in the front
00:47:07
where you can reach it so you don't have to climb behind.
00:47:09
But is that from the breeding drawer show?
00:47:11
What are you grabbing?
00:47:12
You know what kind of trap, Greg grabbing my, clothes washer trap
00:47:17
my clothes.
00:47:18
Watch it.
00:47:19
Okay.
00:47:20
You know, did you know your clothes washer has a trap?
00:47:22
I didn't know until recently, and I found all kinds of cool shit. Like.
00:47:25
Like the trap. Like the hood, like.
00:47:27
Like through the drain and the way out to the dream.
00:47:29
There's a trap somewhere.
00:47:30
Sometimes the older ones, you got to take the back off.
00:47:32
But who's the newer ones?
00:47:33
That's right in the front.
00:47:35
You just got for looking. Oh, so little.
00:47:37
Full of fucking treasure in there.
00:47:39
And the trap.
00:47:40
Oh, well, there's your trap.
00:47:42
But I call it a treasure chest man, because I found all kinds of cool.
00:47:44
It was rack of here and nasty shit. So you good?
00:47:47
You come up on the trip.
00:47:48
I still collect coins.
00:47:51
Yeah, yeah, I do,
00:47:53
I when I run across stuff, I hold on to it, but I don't go up.
00:47:56
Yeah, I've got a collection of foreign currency
00:48:00
like how we sell my collection.
00:48:03
What is that?
00:48:03
Just pocket change every day through your change from a dollar into.
00:48:08
No. After I drought for 14 years, after I drop my kids off, I would shake
00:48:13
down the kids on the playground and take their lunch money.
00:48:15
Nice, nice.
00:48:17
And then take it to coinstar.
00:48:18
Pay your 14%.
00:48:20
And if you go
00:48:21
80 for shakedown kids, I'm going to make the kids roll it.
00:48:24
Or their kids, if they're already grown, I'll just roll it.
00:48:27
Kids.
00:48:28
You don't, you don't roll.
00:48:29
Change what?
00:48:30
It doesn't doesn't the coinstar roll it?
00:48:33
Or does it put it in a giant?
00:48:35
No. I want to know what the inside is which collects it
00:48:39
and just collect it.
00:48:40
That doesn't make sense.
00:48:41
Why would they count it?
00:48:42
And they would at least put it in a row, right? Otherwise, I don't know what.
00:48:45
I don't know what the fuck they do with it.
00:48:47
I'd be really pissed off.
00:48:48
That corn just has a bucket full of mix changed after it counts.
00:48:51
It doesn't matter to the consumer.
00:48:54
I'm a consumer.
00:48:55
It matters to me.
00:48:57
Comment in the chat if you know what Coinstar does to their coins
00:49:00
after you put it in there.
00:49:02
I was working at a bank one time doing their computer update, and I sat
00:49:05
there and watched this guy for three days bring in.
00:49:07
I forgot what the final count was, but it was like $3,000 worth of I want to say
00:49:12
they were dimes, but he I was like, wow, that is the largest bin full of change.
00:49:17
He's like, oh my God. We have hundreds of these beans.
00:49:19
Apparently a, older loved one who just passed bank.
00:49:21
What do you expect?
00:49:23
But I was like, that's your only option is to come in and and they're like,
00:49:27
I was like, I would just sell it on a pallet
00:49:29
or some somebody else, I don't know, I just that seemed like a lot.
00:49:33
I guess it was a lot of money, though, in the long run.
00:49:34
Right.
00:49:35
For 2 or 3 days worth of work.
00:49:36
Yeah,
00:49:39
it pays better than my job.
00:49:41
But just to sit here and talk with the silly wig on,
00:49:44
I didn't know they were taking 14% of that when they were putting in coins.
00:49:46
Are you sure it's for 14 percentages?
00:49:48
Make that, that was 8%, but it's probably gone up.
00:49:50
It's probably going up in years.
00:49:51
When I used to use like occasionally it was like 9% or 7%.
00:49:57
Oh, I missed there's a Seinfeld episode two raise, roll and change.
00:50:00
What am I doing? Yeah, but, you know, I quit my used to do.
00:50:01
I quit my job and roll 3000 nickel or they were pennies
00:50:07
sucked up later at night when it wasn't as busy.
00:50:10
But now that doesn't happen as much because the grocery stores aren't open
00:50:12
as much. But, they're open late enough.
00:50:15
But I used to just take all of my coins except, like the pennies,
00:50:20
and just chuck them all into the used.
00:50:22
Can I just sit there just putting.
00:50:24
Yeah, one after another in there.
00:50:27
And then I take all the pennies and take those to the to the coinstar.
00:50:32
Really?
00:50:33
Yeah. Yeah.
00:50:35
I've done that with orders of the new scan and everything.
00:50:39
Like the built in coinstar right at the right of the using.
00:50:41
And you can right put in right change there.
00:50:44
Right. Well, you can fill it up.
00:50:45
I'm pretty sure you can fill it up, though.
00:50:48
Just don't be that asshole when there's a line and doing it.
00:50:50
That's what I'm saying.
00:50:52
Right.
00:50:53
And that's why, international currency was possible back in the olden days.
00:50:57
Because if you had, valuable metal,
00:51:01
it didn't matter what shape it was in.
00:51:04
You can just, like, wait.
00:51:05
It that's that much of that material, and they've got values for that.
00:51:10
So what prevented people from wrapping a piece of lead in gold
00:51:13
and then to to people cut it.
00:51:15
Because if you just weight it on the scale.
00:51:18
Right.
00:51:18
Oh people did.
00:51:19
It was like, thank you. I know people
00:51:22
rock nickel.
00:51:24
All right.
00:51:24
Well this is this is gold obvious by weight density like they got used to.
00:51:31
Yeah.
00:51:31
But I'm sure there's I'm sure that the criminals will find a metal
00:51:34
that's the same weight as whatever metal it's supposed to be.
00:51:37
Sure, I guess. So, there's plenty of that.
00:51:40
They would think it's criminal.
00:51:42
They would figure that out the first time. They didn't.
00:51:45
Right.
00:51:46
So your two ounces of gold weighs 5 pounds.
00:51:50
Well, at the same time, I mean, do you assume that
00:51:52
when you're trading gold that, like, at some point
00:51:55
somebody is going to do something with it other than just trade it?
00:51:58
Because isn't that the whole point of it being valuable?
00:52:00
Is that like somebody wants to do something with it?
00:52:02
Yeah.
00:52:02
It doesn't have value if it represents value.
00:52:06
All right.
00:52:07
Interesting side note on the Silk Road, they had, those,
00:52:11
those places there you could trade.
00:52:15
It was a safe place to be.
00:52:16
But if you were a merchant and you were swindling someone
00:52:20
by having a light weight for your scale.
00:52:23
Oh, yeah. You murdered.
00:52:25
They had they had armed police officers
00:52:29
that that with correct weights for.
00:52:32
And check your scales and your weights and if and if you were.
00:52:38
Oh, this goes back
00:52:39
to your stupid fucking Alibaba in the 40s.
00:52:42
40 thieves.
00:52:43
Yeah.
00:52:44
All 40 of them died. By the way.
00:52:47
I'm sorry, I believe that,
00:52:49
by the way, that that's a true story.
00:52:52
Well, no, no, no, it was a legend of folklore.
00:52:56
So much like Jesus.
00:52:59
Very much,
00:53:00
very much.
00:53:02
Yeah.
00:53:02
What's what's this?
00:53:03
On. On. Erased. Erased people.
00:53:06
But I'm a myth. Just.
00:53:08
That's that's an unpopular opinion.
00:53:11
You're a unpopular opinion, but you don't want popular opinions.
00:53:15
Exactly. It's gaining popularity.
00:53:18
Having an unpopular. You know, hold on now, I hate it.
00:53:20
I hate it, right?
00:53:21
I no, no, no, it's like, you know razor.
00:53:24
They love razor. No, it's getting worse.
00:53:27
Speaking of heavy metal, that movie was the popularity was dropping off.
00:53:32
The more Hellraiser movies were put up.
00:53:33
One thing I noticed,
00:53:34
one thing I noticed about heavy metal is I liked it when no one else did.
00:53:38
Like I when Metallica was just a little band that we listened to.
00:53:42
They weren't even allowed on the radio.
00:53:43
I don't know if you guys are that old
00:53:45
and like in the in the late 80s, when Metallica was at its peak,
00:53:48
yeah, they were not allowed on the radio because they were too heavy.
00:53:51
Riff didn't even play me.
00:53:51
Had to listen to Pontiac schools and you'd finally be like, wow.
00:53:56
It was like our little thing, you know, the heavy metals, a little group.
00:53:58
And then they became popular in it.
00:54:00
I didn't like it as much.
00:54:01
The first book actually was
00:54:03
I'm sorry, it was Avondale Schools, but I didn't think people would know Avondale.
00:54:06
So I actually rounded up to Pontiac because people might be rounded up for it.
00:54:11
I saw I saw an animated
00:54:13
naked lady before I saw it bail.
00:54:17
And it was because heavy metal,
00:54:20
the animated,
00:54:21
the movie has, has boobies in it.
00:54:26
Boobies? Yeah, we got it. Got the movie.
00:54:27
The South Park heavy metal is better than the actual heavy metal, is it?
00:54:32
I could, I could.
00:54:35
Hang on there. Store feedback.
00:54:36
Nothing else matters at the moment. What about the hat?
00:54:39
Why? Why couldn't there be a logo on the back of the hat as well as the front?
00:54:43
That way for ten, there probably can be.
00:54:47
Yep. You can just go to Transcom
00:54:51
slash store, or just go to the link on the front of the flash Transcom and order.
00:54:55
If anything that isn't on there,
00:54:57
send us a message and we'll put it up there or call us.
00:55:00
Call in now and we'll hold on.
00:55:02
One more question.
00:55:04
On both or just on the back?
00:55:07
Both front in the back though, here and here at the side a little.
00:55:10
That seems a little oddly weird to me to have it on the back and the bill a little.
00:55:15
Or maybe the, the horn on the top.
00:55:17
The bugle. Get the bugle. Underneath in the.
00:55:20
Yeah, yeah.
00:55:21
The horn.
00:55:22
Right. The bugle.
00:55:23
This thing where we stand.
00:55:26
Get up.
00:55:26
Fuck that fucking up.
00:55:27
The picture of a chicken.
00:55:30
Let's go to the chicken attack.
00:55:32
From now on, the merch we have right now is flying off the shelves.
00:55:35
We should definitely get more merch.
00:55:37
Yeah, I like hats of years.
00:55:41
I think he's like, hell no.
00:55:42
Here's the chicken back.
00:55:44
Go back.
00:55:44
The look on his face facing a smart man from him.
00:55:48
He's going to win this shit.
00:55:51
I think.
00:55:52
I love this body, by the way.
00:55:55
Look at everything.
00:55:55
He's like, oh hell no. See that space? Yes.
00:55:59
No. Get over there. And facing.
00:56:01
Are you on from him?
00:56:02
He's going to win.
00:56:08
Yeah, it's a little dramatic.
00:56:10
It. Yeah, yeah.
00:56:12
Oh, kick it!
00:56:14
Winner! I we decide that's the way to do it.
00:56:17
Particular just great when said
00:56:22
all right I like the dad now I don't he's a little bit country.
00:56:27
So the chicken is.
00:56:29
Stop now. You're just abusing the chicken.
00:56:31
I like the chicken.
00:56:33
I can tell he was a little too sorry.
00:56:35
When you pronounce the word spelled h, I,
00:56:39
as if it were spelled e m.
00:56:42
Yeah. He's exhausted himself.
00:56:44
Now pick the chicken up. Catch the chicken.
00:56:46
Pick the chicken.
00:56:49
Fucking gave up.
00:56:50
Yeah, the chicken's like, dude, I better be myself.
00:56:53
Frees up tequila time.
00:56:55
Oh, chicken that I won't let you.
00:57:01
I'm that good for the first I love you.
00:57:05
Come, let's just get more chicken eyes.
00:57:08
But you can't go
00:57:12
watching you.
00:57:12
You know that I'm not gonna fly,
00:57:19
you understand? Oh.
00:57:26
I love that
00:57:28
chicken attacks.
00:57:29
Our best segment.
00:57:31
I could just watch chicken attack all day.
00:57:34
Did you buy the wig or just happened to have it?
00:57:37
Are those my only two options?
00:57:38
And which would you like me to answer?
00:57:41
So you gifted it.
00:57:42
Have you ever taken nine test?
00:57:44
Have you ever taken a multiple choice test in school?
00:57:47
Yes. No, wait.
00:57:49
Maybe you want me to answer that first.
00:57:51
Which would you, Which you I.
00:57:54
If I ask you ten questions in one sentence, you can choose to answer it.
00:57:58
Okay? Not to answer.
00:57:59
Choose to answer to some of it. She's the answer to it.
00:58:02
Okay. By you asking, you just answer.
00:58:04
You answer this question with a question.
00:58:07
What that really is that really what you should do?
00:58:10
I think I should
00:58:12
see now you
00:58:13
should I there you go home should should I,
00:58:16
would it bother you if I didn't
00:58:19
know?
00:58:21
So you lost again? Yes.
00:58:25
Oh, because you wait.
00:58:26
Because you said no and ask no. Is that so?
00:58:28
Yeah. Just change the influx. Asian. Yeah.
00:58:30
That's it, that's it. No.
00:58:36
So I borrowed the wig.
00:58:38
Was that one of the options?
00:58:39
Oh, you borrowed the word from?
00:58:41
Yeah. Who'd you borrow from? You.
00:58:42
They just going to make more questions, right?
00:58:44
Okay. Kurt,
00:58:47
who's actually technically Kenny,
00:58:51
he was our cameraman for one.
00:58:54
No, no.
00:58:56
Kenny, actually, hold on.
00:58:58
The school. The two adult males.
00:59:01
Yes, yes.
00:59:02
And, Kenny, how is the conversation?
00:59:04
Start that you one? No. Okay, I got it.
00:59:07
You talked about battle, and he said, dude, I have a way.
00:59:11
Yeah.
00:59:13
Bingo.
00:59:15
I got a Rick James wig.
00:59:16
You're like, well, I wear the shields metal.
00:59:18
I got a Rick James wig. That'll be perfect for you.
00:59:21
All right. Now, was that you?
00:59:22
Did you did that.
00:59:24
He had a different gentleman who covered his entire face
00:59:27
but didn't cover his name tag in the video.
00:59:31
Yes. Did you notice that
00:59:33
that's Dave we talked about Dave today.
00:59:36
I think kids segment.
00:59:38
Well, get to that uniform.
00:59:39
Say David, but he's Dave. I don't like that.
00:59:41
I don't we should have. You know what, Dave?
00:59:45
David.
00:59:45
David it is it's a nickname. Black.
00:59:49
But these black.
00:59:51
He wasn't black just now in high school.
00:59:54
There are no black Raider.
00:59:56
So if he's black now, what? What happened to him?
00:59:59
Just.
00:59:59
Great. We moved out.
01:00:02
And either you lighten up or you get lynched. So.
01:00:06
So since you're literally one third little early,
01:00:10
since you're literally one third black face.
01:00:13
Yeah.
01:00:13
Is and the Rick James, is it okay
01:00:14
that you're one third black face with a Rick James wig on?
01:00:17
I just have to ask that.
01:00:18
That's my I'm zero and that's the question I want to stick with.
01:00:20
Okay.
01:00:22
Yeah.
01:00:23
No, no. Yes.
01:00:25
But no.
01:00:25
Can you can you comment in the chat
01:00:27
if it's appropriate for him to be one third black face once you have,
01:00:31
do you have you remember when black people got one third of one vote?
01:00:36
Bitches be tripping bitches.
01:00:37
No I don't I think that was before my time.
01:00:40
Oh okay.
01:00:41
I'm the old one here
01:00:42
I guess I heard about I heard about it, but I don't remember when you free to say.
01:00:45
Do I remember that? The only way I remember that now
01:00:48
I, I don't do that.
01:00:50
You cannot have law and order and niggers to vote
01:00:53
right?
01:00:57
What is wrong with this show?
01:00:58
That was my only face swap this week.
01:01:01
Heavy metal draw your hands.
01:01:03
Oh, I love having.
01:01:03
No. There. It's.
01:01:05
Your hands are ridiculously small.
01:01:07
Yeah.
01:01:08
Fucking mother.
01:01:09
Box the shit out of you like Jake Paul.
01:01:12
And you're watching your are from the 80s.
01:01:14
I don't I'm not sure why that went that way either.
01:01:16
Right.
01:01:17
I think because that's the last time people dressed like that.
01:01:19
It's only thing I can think of.
01:01:22
Oh, what's the deal with the jazz hand anyway?
01:01:26
No, he's talking on the phone is like.
01:01:27
And I,
01:01:29
I don't know, I literally asked I to make see, this is what I do now.
01:01:32
I'm going to I'm going to break the magic for you.
01:01:34
I have I don't make me a funny picture.
01:01:36
And then I put it in face swap so I can make face swap whatever I want.
01:01:39
Oh, okay, I don't use face, but
01:01:42
I put my I put the wig on my, my actual face.
01:01:46
And that's how I do your face. Yep.
01:01:48
Yeah.
01:01:50
So I can't picture
01:01:52
what actor that looks like but it looks just like an actor.
01:01:54
Is it Woody Allen?
01:01:56
I can only look like Woody Allen, do I?
01:01:57
But we Allen female, I might.
01:02:01
I've been told I look like Chris Elliott a female Woody Allen.
01:02:04
No, you don't know.
01:02:06
I love that I make a hideous looking woman though.
01:02:08
That means I'm not.
01:02:09
Yeah, at all.
01:02:10
At all, I am hideous.
01:02:13
Oh, I'm super hot.
01:02:15
Yeah, you're super hot. That means you're feminine.
01:02:17
And probably, I guess, though.
01:02:19
Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Yeah.
01:02:21
And the kid's face fits right on that guy.
01:02:23
He looks like he's damned.
01:02:24
He's looks like a dancer from it.
01:02:25
Actually. Just looks like the kid.
01:02:28
Yeah.
01:02:29
That's fun.
01:02:29
I see what it's like.
01:02:30
They swapping a lot of times.
01:02:32
Any different than the kid?
01:02:34
The kid's less park facing as a regular size.
01:02:36
Now, how the actor guys, we did, we we had one video last week, right?
01:02:40
It was two weeks ago. No kid. Or was it last week? No kid.
01:02:43
It's been three weeks now.
01:02:45
We had some sort of kid video.
01:02:48
Yeah, but Dave the sideways.
01:02:50
Where do we know?
01:02:51
Nobody commented on how long his fucking hair is.
01:02:53
Did you see that? It's like total mullet. Now
01:02:57
we got cute.
01:02:58
Oh, cute.
01:03:00
I caught him by surprise.
01:03:03
Oh. That was the.
01:03:04
That was the ruined one.
01:03:06
And then, two weeks ago.
01:03:08
Well, I've got I've got something to share about that, because what I had to do
01:03:13
is I downloaded this, this app that allows Brady a backdoor into my phone.
01:03:18
And so it's like.
01:03:21
And so you gave it to Brady through the back door.
01:03:23
Thank you. So he.
01:03:24
No no no no no no no no no I gave it to him.
01:03:28
So I'm not gay.
01:03:30
Oh yeah. He's I gave it his boyfriend.
01:03:33
There's no debate if it's dicks or no dicks.
01:03:34
You always want dicks.
01:03:36
Oh, yes. Yes, yes.
01:03:37
Speaking of metal bands, and then these groups of guys that I played with.
01:03:42
Oh, no.
01:03:45
Well, well that's it.
01:03:46
I was waiting for more.
01:03:46
Yeah, there's only two. Oh, there's only two new Brady ones.
01:03:48
But makes you imagine that dude sperm count.
01:03:53
My superpower
01:03:55
is I spray jizz all over the place.
01:03:59
Oh, this looks interesting.
01:04:01
We got a new kid video.
01:04:03
Yeah, no,
01:04:05
he's he's a lot younger than I remember.
01:04:08
Yeah.
01:04:09
You sent this video. Is this just for fun?
01:04:11
Yeah.
01:04:12
You go to this little clip.
01:04:13
Thanks to the kid,
01:04:16
to turn up the volume.
01:04:18
Oh. There's volume.
01:04:19
I don't want to hear this fucking kid.
01:04:21
I do these boys.
01:04:26
Speech the kid.
01:04:29
Oh, that's.
01:04:31
That's better.
01:04:34
I'm, like, very sympathetic.
01:04:36
Dude, I are in a relationship.
01:04:39
Oh, oh, we're all in a relationship.
01:04:41
Everything's related and everything's relative.
01:04:45
That's Einstein.
01:04:46
Penis is gross. This is why I'm good with
01:04:50
penises.
01:04:51
Good vagina. Gross.
01:04:54
Hey, just to remind you that none of this matters.
01:04:57
No, it keeps the score.
01:04:59
Except for, God person I here, he's, pretty.
01:05:02
Oh. Keeping the sort of forgiving.
01:05:03
So you got that going for you?
01:05:08
Okay, I have a super freaking nice stuff.
01:05:11
I like the God person.
01:05:14
He's talking about it. He was very.
01:05:16
He was very generic.
01:05:16
I was, like, nonspecific, non-denominational.
01:05:19
Yeah, that he should have said that deity thing.
01:05:22
Maybe he's a Unitarian.
01:05:25
Hey, my mother in law is a Unitarian.
01:05:29
I like her style.
01:05:31
Okay. What do you like?
01:05:32
I do, you know, I like the colors of having a church.
01:05:35
I like the music.
01:05:37
I like the artwork.
01:05:38
I like the the architecture, I just don't.
01:05:41
There's they're over the theme.
01:05:44
The message is literally he literally quoted doofus face, what's his name?
01:05:48
That with the architecture and the culture.
01:05:50
What's that?
01:05:51
Cultural Christians.
01:05:52
Oh, oh, oh, Richard Dawkins video.
01:05:55
Yeah, you just literally said exactly what he said.
01:05:57
I appreciate the art.
01:05:59
The video that we played of, Richard Dawkins.
01:06:01
I love that green Dover.
01:06:03
No, I love playing Bilbo.
01:06:08
I was quoting the Bible.
01:06:09
That one.
01:06:10
Yeah, yeah.
01:06:11
All the stuff that you love about Christianity that just.
01:06:14
I think you were called a poser.
01:06:16
I think you were called a poser.
01:06:18
Yeah, you were right.
01:06:20
Okay, I was wrong, I apologize.
01:06:22
Okay? So please, the kid.
01:06:25
What? It's the kid video.
01:06:27
The guy with the finger on the pulse.
01:06:29
Tomato?
01:06:30
Yeah.
01:06:31
Hell, no.
01:06:33
Hi. Hi.
01:06:35
Oh, shit.
01:06:36
I gotta delete that. See? That's confusing.
01:06:38
No, no, I intro, I, I'm like,
01:06:42
well, I need to hold everything.
01:06:48
No, I'm just telling you
01:06:50
it wasn't right what he did put the video sideways last week.
01:06:53
So what I had to do was upload the video and I named it The Kid.
01:06:57
And I put it right next to the kid intro, which I'm now deleting
01:07:01
carefully to make sure it's not the right or wrong one.
01:07:03
Right. So you can, deleted, deleted delete.
01:07:06
Are there any kids involved?
01:07:08
Not in this system.
01:07:11
I got to see the kids.
01:07:13
You called the kids?
01:07:14
The kid right next to me.
01:07:16
It needs to be more organic. We got to keep the kid.
01:07:19
I are in a relationship.
01:07:22
Yeah, let's watch this.
01:07:23
Once there's children involved, we don't give a fuck.
01:07:26
Hey, if you don't give a damn.
01:07:28
Oh, yeah.
01:07:29
I don't give a damn. We don't give a fuck.
01:07:32
I love these crazy.
01:07:33
This doesn't sound very metal.
01:07:35
The last one you showed was metal.
01:07:37
Was it?
01:07:37
That's.
01:07:38
The last one I showed was Bunny.
01:07:41
No, I meant the last, evangelistic pamphlet or whatever this is.
01:07:45
Oh, I know, I know, I don't I don't give a fuck.
01:07:48
That would have made more sense.
01:07:50
Yeah, probably.
01:07:52
No shit. It what they know what I'm saying.
01:07:54
Is anyone else fine with anyone else?
01:07:57
See the artistic irony with whoever uploaded the clip
01:07:59
about not giving a damn back in the damn not give a damn about the church.
01:08:02
People. And we don't. That's not lost on me.
01:08:06
Okay, good.
01:08:07
Before they start your shit. What?
01:08:09
They know what it does. God knows what.
01:08:13
Okay.
01:08:15
That's loopy.
01:08:16
That is.
01:08:19
You're getting loopy.
01:08:21
Maybe the real cream in your hair is making you loopy.
01:08:25
I'm getting a little high from this
01:08:28
wheel shit now.
01:08:28
I don't know which one to play.
01:08:30
Well, that's all right.
01:08:31
We can do this.
01:08:34
Dear,
01:08:36
I could fuck.
01:08:39
I am a divorced ask fagot fucker.
01:08:41
Do you man?
01:08:47
As it's ass.
01:08:49
Bitches be tripping, bitches be trippin is.
01:08:52
I am a divorcee who has reconnected with a childhood neighbor, Levi, divorced.
01:08:58
He was physically assaulted as a teenager and badly injured.
01:09:01
He was made almost to complete.
01:09:03
He was.
01:09:04
He has made almost a complete recovery.
01:09:06
But as a metal plate in his skull and a traumatic brain injuries.
01:09:11
We have always been friends
01:09:13
and after my divorce he asked me out.
01:09:16
It felt strange asking or sorry.
01:09:19
It felt strange. Word from
01:09:23
who that was coming.
01:09:24
No, it felt strange, akin to dating my brother.
01:09:27
But he was persistent.
01:09:29
We had fun, enjoyed parties and hanging out and I got pregnant.
01:09:32
What?
01:09:33
And immediately I began to resent Levi.
01:09:37
Neither of us was capable of raising her name.
01:09:40
Jean, Jean and Levi.
01:09:42
Every fucking great.
01:09:44
Neither of us.
01:09:45
Neither of us was capable of raising children.
01:09:49
Thanks, everybody. It's definitely South.
01:09:52
Our two five year old.
01:09:55
Our five year old now lives in chaos.
01:09:58
I didn't know Levi Levi as well as I thought.
01:10:01
Wait, his or that?
01:10:03
Hold on, I just the five year old is cousin daughter
01:10:06
or nephew dog niece daughter probably neighbor daughter.
01:10:10
No, because if
01:10:12
you said they were brother and I,
01:10:14
it was kind of like dating your cousin because they grew up together.
01:10:20
All right.
01:10:20
Former neighbors.
01:10:22
His TBI, which I just looked it up, is traumatic brain injury.
01:10:25
So she now she's getting smart and his TBI is much bigger problem than I realize.
01:10:31
He cannot control his temper.
01:10:35
He's quick to yell at our son Jaden
01:10:38
and me and puts me down in front of him.
01:10:41
We have to move to a different area of the home to give leave our space.
01:10:46
Sorry I was mushy it a little bit.
01:10:48
Was Levi that chicken guy from the last video?
01:10:51
I think they fixed it already.
01:10:52
Chicken to take.
01:10:56
Yeah, I think that was their that was their five year old that.
01:10:59
Yeah.
01:10:59
He what you just said they fixed it with the chicken out back.
01:11:03
Let's do second verse accent today.
01:11:05
You did the Beatles accent.
01:11:07
The southern accents. Good. He hope it.
01:11:11
But yeah.
01:11:12
No the combination you know was something. Yes.
01:11:17
Jaden loves his father anyway and never holds a grudge.
01:11:21
A grudge even. Good.
01:11:23
So it's. Yeah. That's too hard to leave.
01:11:25
I apologize what she said, but the bear never stops.
01:11:30
Do Asmar southern.
01:11:33
But he is.
01:11:34
But he is.
01:11:35
Well, especially with this verbal nastiness.
01:11:40
Now put up a god he truly cannot bucket.
01:11:44
But it's hard to tolerate the tantrums.
01:11:46
Jaden loves his father anyway and never holds a grudge.
01:11:49
Levi frequently apologizes, but the behavior never stops.
01:11:52
He has never been physically abusive, but he's walking a fine line
01:11:56
with the verbal nastiness.
01:11:59
I'm consistent.
01:12:00
I'm constantly a referee to prevent escalation.
01:12:04
I love both Levi and my son and we are not married.
01:12:08
Should I continue trying to make it work
01:12:11
or should I run for the hills with Jaden?
01:12:14
It's loud and often contentious.
01:12:17
Sign second guessing my life.
01:12:20
Okay Jean, if that is your real name.
01:12:24
Yeah, you could you could stick it out with him.
01:12:27
But obviously I would recommend running for the Hills.
01:12:30
But it does remind me of the guy I got Charmaine comment.
01:12:34
Sorry.
01:12:34
Shot through the head with a tamping rod, and he went from a really nice guy
01:12:39
to a real A-hole
01:12:42
and, it sounds like that that have to be Levi.
01:12:47
Yeah, that'd be a prick.
01:12:48
From then I turn into an A-hole, or it turned into a whole.
01:12:53
Yeah, he the now he turn that if you turn into a hole and you just fall.
01:12:58
Yeah.
01:12:59
Well, no, it turned his eye socket into a hole in his head.
01:13:06
I used to remember that
01:13:07
guy's name tag on it was part of my,
01:13:10
lefty is lefty.
01:13:13
It was part of my argument with the kid.
01:13:17
So it would be. Oh, the kid.
01:13:19
Yeah. Okay. What a great segue.
01:13:22
Maybe we should.
01:13:23
Is there is that the end of the deer fledge?
01:13:25
Did. Yeah.
01:13:26
Run run run. Yeah. There there's go.
01:13:28
Closing hills.
01:13:30
Run for your rival.
01:13:36
Shut the fuck up, kid.
01:13:41
Ever growing up, brown waste once again.
01:13:45
Killings again.
01:13:47
Oh my God. No.
01:13:48
No way. Women. I'm always the run for the hills part.
01:13:50
That's why I thought that
01:13:52
hills
01:13:55
run for your life.
01:13:59
That's all I was going to play.
01:14:02
I'm saying it perfectly.
01:14:05
I couldn't tell the difference.
01:14:06
I thought it was the hair, though. That tricked me.
01:14:08
Yeah.
01:14:14
Okay, there's this corner
01:14:15
at 123 pounds with safety glasses and a wheel to not just milk,
01:14:20
but also without the kids and everything on the kids wise beyond years.
01:14:24
We'll find out.
01:14:26
Are there any kids involved?
01:14:28
Cute guy are in a relationship.
01:14:31
You kidding me?
01:14:32
It's a long one in a short one is which one?
01:14:34
Yeah. First the long one.
01:14:37
Hi. I'm the kid.
01:14:38
That's the Gary.
01:14:39
It's been three weeks since we've actually had a segment on the show, so,
01:14:43
we got some catching up to do.
01:14:45
A little, how was the wrestling show you in?
01:14:47
The wrestling show was awesome.
01:14:48
I went to Grand Rapids and it was a double showing.
01:14:50
So I watched one episode of Monday Night Raw live, quote unquote.
01:14:54
And then I saw the next week's episode early.
01:14:56
So I knew Rhea Ripley was coming back before the rest of you fuckers.
01:14:59
Oh, no.
01:15:00
Oh, nice.
01:15:02
Okay, she's going to tug on her jacket now.
01:15:05
What's your on? Rushmore of heavy metal bands?
01:15:07
I have no idea that I like heavy metal that much, so it only is.
01:15:11
The only two people who watch this show might know what that is.
01:15:13
735 you see, I don't even think I can name for heavy.
01:15:18
I like, I was, I was thinking Judas Priest.
01:15:20
Oh, yeah.
01:15:23
I don't know if Metallica counts.
01:15:24
I feel like like they're metal.
01:15:25
It it has to come. It absolutely has.
01:15:29
I know there is a fine line between hard rock and heavy metal.
01:15:32
So I gotta go change my shirt.
01:15:34
I Metallica, heavy metal, like, thrash Metallica.
01:15:38
That's not cool.
01:15:38
Thanks for the kid.
01:15:39
Yeah, hold on there, pop.
01:15:42
I have to correct the two for sure.
01:15:43
You just said thrash metal was heavier than heavy metal.
01:15:47
Yeah, but it's not thrash.
01:15:50
It's just like a dynamic fashion.
01:15:52
And now I mean, bastard heavy is definitely.
01:15:55
Yeah. Okay. Faster.
01:15:56
Okay. Thrash.
01:15:57
Yea, it's definitely thrash here.
01:16:00
It's almost less metal.
01:16:01
Heavy metal is, I don't like heavy metal, to be honest.
01:16:04
I'm not a Black Sabbath fan.
01:16:06
I am player is.
01:16:08
It's harder than Metallica is definitely metal.
01:16:10
Thrash metal.
01:16:12
What else?
01:16:13
Goodness. Slayer.
01:16:15
Actually did anthrax for the anthrax.
01:16:18
They're great.
01:16:19
I love them, but they're, they're like a it's like a comical metal band
01:16:22
they're having you love them because their best musicians, their drummer,
01:16:27
they're what they're like him is their drummer.
01:16:31
Anthrax is when he sings.
01:16:34
Yeah, yeah, well, even I don't.
01:16:36
He teaches the lead guitar player how to play the guitar.
01:16:39
He tells the bass player what to do.
01:16:41
He shows everybody how to play their instruments
01:16:43
because he's the only one that can sit at the drums.
01:16:46
That's like the king. King tut beard, right?
01:16:49
Yeah. Bald and King Tut beard. Okay.
01:16:52
Well, yeah, yeah, I just I'm not a big anthrax fan.
01:16:55
I like they're just they were never that good.
01:16:57
Metallica. Definitely Slayer.
01:16:59
But Slayer definitely
01:17:01
Black Sabbath just because they originated it.
01:17:04
And the fourth one is just so difficult.
01:17:06
I've got Slayer on my regular playlist.
01:17:08
Like every day I hear a Slayer song.
01:17:12
Yeah.
01:17:15
Oh yeah.
01:17:16
Metallurgy. Metallurgy.
01:17:18
Metal. I'm sorry I mispronounced metallurgy.
01:17:20
He didn't. He didn't mispronounce, actually.
01:17:23
Metal because I'm into forging.
01:17:25
Yeah.
01:17:26
Metallurgy. Metallurgy. Metal.
01:17:28
I'm sorry, I'm pronouncing metal.
01:17:30
Small show. No, I it's for me.
01:17:32
Oh. So like, I'm correcting everybody and I usually do correct people.
01:17:35
I was just saying it wrong to be silly.
01:17:38
And he thought I was correcting him
01:17:41
before my father passed away.
01:17:42
He was actually a metallurgist.
01:17:45
Metallurgist?
01:17:47
Metallurgy book.
01:17:48
I, I, I'm the follow up video.
01:17:51
I addressed the the issue.
01:17:54
I'm like, that sounds so cool, dad, what do you do?
01:17:56
What do you actually do?
01:17:57
He's like, I walk around all day and check thermometers.
01:18:00
Okay. Wow.
01:18:02
Yeah.
01:18:04
Clergy, I, I tested
01:18:06
the tensile strength of metals for a science fair project.
01:18:09
Once you pull it or push it till it breaks or something.
01:18:12
Yeah.
01:18:13
And then.
01:18:13
Yeah.
01:18:14
Measure how much force it takes to do so much.
01:18:17
I did the tech for a company that that's all they did.
01:18:20
Machines.
01:18:20
And then the whole time pushing and pulling and repair.
01:18:22
Yeah.
01:18:23
Repeating those tests, you know, getting their little certifications.
01:18:26
Pull it up.
01:18:28
What else? Shit. What metal.
01:18:29
Oh, I just told you to pull it out.
01:18:31
Oh. The,
01:18:32
you can see, I see,
01:18:36
for now, pronounce realizations
01:18:39
of metals, metallurgy, metallurgy.
01:18:43
Meadowlark. Lemon.
01:18:45
Meadowlark. Lemon.
01:18:46
How to pronounce meadowlark Lemon.
01:18:48
Got it.
01:18:50
Sweet Georgia brown.
01:18:52
Pull it up. What else?
01:18:55
Oh. But, for the year, it's a little challenging to switch back and forth.
01:18:58
I'm not very professional. Is a little challenged.
01:19:01
Yeah. Metallurgy.
01:19:03
Metallurgy, metallurgy.
01:19:05
You got to get Cambridge metallurgy.
01:19:07
Metallurgy.
01:19:08
Know you got to get Cambridge.
01:19:10
I just did it with the metallurgy.
01:19:11
You the British one smoking.
01:19:14
Oh, what do the faggy one?
01:19:18
The faggy one.
01:19:19
Okay. Your finger on the pulse. Should we talk about the elephant in the room?
01:19:22
Yeah, I'll say perfect Segway party.
01:19:24
Yeah. For someone.
01:19:25
But it was for the wrong someone. Work party.
01:19:27
Someone got mad at someone for saying it was the other someone.
01:19:30
There was a party to hold on.
01:19:32
I don't know, I gotta explain pronouns to you.
01:19:34
You can't add weight to someone. A pronoun?
01:19:37
No, I identify as someone.
01:19:41
Never mind dark. Okay?
01:19:43
I don't want to go down.
01:19:43
You just.
01:19:44
There's too many someones.
01:19:45
I have no idea who you're talking about.
01:19:47
No, no, you don't know any of the people involved.
01:19:50
But let's say there's three people, right?
01:19:52
Yeah. We just maybe make up different names.
01:19:54
Or someone number one. Someone number two.
01:19:57
Wrong. Someone.
01:19:58
Someone got mad at someone for saying it was all right.
01:20:01
So there's two people.
01:20:02
So, No.
01:20:03
Just cause so much more.
01:20:05
There's so many more moving parts.
01:20:07
It look like Bob got mad at Jim because Bob had a party.
01:20:11
Jim. Bob? No.
01:20:14
No, I've got mad at Steve.
01:20:15
Who's done that party? Steve.
01:20:18
Because Brian said that Tom.
01:20:22
No, I explain it.
01:20:25
Watch the video for somebody. Oh. The video.
01:20:27
I'm sorry. Your finger on the pulse.
01:20:29
Should we talk about the elephant in the room? Yeah. We'll see. I'll see.
01:20:31
This is how you make a 20 minute content into a three hour show.
01:20:35
Yeah, there was a party for someone, but it was for the wrong someone.
01:20:39
Oh, then someone got mad at someone for saying it.
01:20:42
Oh, two of those are women with Bob and the other.
01:20:45
There was a party for somebody's anniversary here.
01:20:48
And the scuttlebutt is the the actual reason for the party was somebody.
01:20:51
How old is he?
01:20:52
Uses words like 70 year old and everybody's asses.
01:20:56
You gotta consult Mark. I think it's true.
01:20:58
I've only ever been told that it was for the anniversary.
01:21:01
It should be a topic.
01:21:02
You know, I think it's one of those things we kind of like so much.
01:21:04
It got, it got.
01:21:05
It's got to be got thrown in the garbage with the rug, you know.
01:21:08
But yeah.
01:21:09
Oh, every single suggestion that I made this week except for metal
01:21:13
gets thrown to the garbage.
01:21:14
We start over from scratch, uncovered by scratch.
01:21:18
That's a good topic. Yeah, scratch is a good one. Wow.
01:21:21
Did you play that trap or was that him talking?
01:21:24
What? Oh, damn. I'm like, he,
01:21:27
Like, he sounded just like the drum.
01:21:29
He just did it. Exactly.
01:21:30
My voice just got really animal giggles.
01:21:31
Oh, okay.
01:21:34
Great. Okay.
01:21:36
Uncovered the truth.
01:21:37
I saw his mouth moving everything, licking his lips, smacking it.
01:21:40
Didn't like it. Yeah. What?
01:21:42
And, So now what?
01:21:44
Not there. Not on speaking.
01:21:46
Yeah, well, I think I think your coworker is, think he's a spy.
01:21:50
Why isn't his coworker super cool? Espionage.
01:21:53
Oh, he works really, really closely with me.
01:21:56
I think he thinks the age of consent should be lower, which I think you just
01:21:59
how coerced.
01:22:00
But, you know, like, you can just, like, somebody's just retarded.
01:22:03
There's the exchange of biology for espionage for something that I think
01:22:07
it's not even like, really like I think everybody kind of knew,
01:22:11
that it was for the, the other reason, which was that the person was fired.
01:22:15
So I don't think anybody really bought the anniversary story.
01:22:18
It was just one of those things where you're saying it
01:22:19
so you don't get in trouble.
01:22:21
Does anybody know what I'm talking about?
01:22:23
A little bit about it?
01:22:24
No, I don't, I lost track.
01:22:26
Well, I just try to keep my sources anonymous.
01:22:29
And, you know, the whole time you're saying that,
01:22:30
I was thinking like, dude, what are you fucking doing?
01:22:33
You know, like, we all know the reason.
01:22:34
Just fucking like the guy with the finger on the pulse of our man.
01:22:38
No, not like your victims.
01:22:40
No. Good deed should go unpunished.
01:22:41
I mean, he bought his pizza.
01:22:43
It was very nice. Yeah.
01:22:44
Regardless of,
01:22:45
regardless of the reason, you know, I got some some really shitty two boys
01:22:48
pizza, and Jeffrey and I don't have to pay for it.
01:22:50
So, you know, my big takeaways here, here is, Dave is a retarded pedophile.
01:22:55
Yeah. No, I've known that since I started working here.
01:22:58
I got my finger on the pulse, as they say.
01:23:01
So my takeaway is, thanks for the kids.
01:23:04
Thanks. The kid retarded pedophile.
01:23:09
I once saw somebody at a party for getting fired.
01:23:11
Or they had a party to cover for getting fired.
01:23:13
I don't get, oh, the idea was we wanted to celebrate.
01:23:17
Ding dong, the witch is dead.
01:23:19
And, you can't do that.
01:23:22
So you say it was for,
01:23:25
this other guy's three year anniversary weeks ago.
01:23:28
Triceratops.
01:23:30
Stegosaurus.
01:23:32
Oh. Killswitch engage,
01:23:35
Hatebreed, other means.
01:23:39
Mastodon. Oh,
01:23:42
All right. Is it?
01:23:43
I thought Hatebreed was a Michigan band, too.
01:23:46
I wrote down my finals, like shortly with the band called hate.
01:23:51
Something like shameless.
01:23:54
Cannibal Corpse.
01:23:59
Yeah.
01:23:59
That's it.
01:24:00
I said everything else.
01:24:02
Yeah, I agree with Hatebreed.
01:24:03
I don't like the other.
01:24:03
I still don't like all the remains.
01:24:06
It's funny too, because I saw them open for a bunch of people.
01:24:09
I saw all the remains, like four times, and I didn't know what the band name is,
01:24:12
because they use a stupid heavy metal font
01:24:14
that just looks like a bunch of squiggly lines.
01:24:17
Yeah, like In Flames.
01:24:18
That's another one that does that.
01:24:19
I'm like, you know, you guys could be so good, but your logo is so stupid.
01:24:23
I didn't get past it to listen.
01:24:26
The most terrifying mosh pit at any concert I've ever been to
01:24:30
is at a Pantera show.
01:24:32
Holy crap, I wouldn't get in there.
01:24:35
Yeah, I don't do mosh pits anymore, that's for sure.
01:24:37
I don't know who engages either.
01:24:39
I've never heard of them
01:24:41
engage.
01:24:42
Yeah, yeah, I don't know.
01:24:44
It's got like, you just read it like you heard of them, but you hadn't either.
01:24:47
No, no, I, I always say things like, I know,
01:24:51
now, we have a mutual
01:24:54
friend, Hodge, I call him,
01:24:57
and, the nickname stuck, like, 30 years ago.
01:25:01
Killswitch engage, I thought, wait, is it Killswitch Engage?
01:25:03
I thought it was just.
01:25:04
Oh, disengage.
01:25:06
I know there's a switch elsewhere.
01:25:08
Engage. Hey, praise band.
01:25:11
No, it's.
01:25:12
In order to have four bands, it has to be Killswitch.
01:25:15
Yeah, I know, I know, I'm looking it up as I'm talking about it right.
01:25:20
Oh, read that one. Or maybe
01:25:22
you just had another comment.
01:25:24
No, I read that one. It was hey, hey.
01:25:26
Oh, actually very good.
01:25:29
Listen.
01:25:30
All right. I like Christian metal.
01:25:32
Whatever happened to Christian?
01:25:33
But great things have to be hate free.
01:25:35
I sent you a striper to mash up.
01:25:38
Not this time. No.
01:25:41
I can look back and find.
01:25:42
I mean, I have a bunch of stuff just stored, but I be hard to find.
01:25:47
Oh. I like a challenge.
01:25:49
Now I'm going to look for here.
01:25:51
I have over here I made a metal song
01:25:54
ready for 80.
01:25:57
Here's the flat metal song with lyrics over.
01:26:04
And all I thought about is, man,
01:26:07
George is going to comment
01:26:08
that the stupid asshole is just welding on a fucking stick of wood for,
01:26:11
I mean, a stick of metal for no reason,
01:26:13
because I'm pretty sure that it's whatever he's doing it
01:26:15
just for the sparking effect, I don't think.
01:26:17
I think putting a hole on a piece of metal isn't really welding,
01:26:20
but it was just for the effect of the video.
01:26:34
So to speak, tonight.
01:26:36
Which was why I didn't write I'm sorry.
01:26:38
The horse cried.
01:26:41
The truth and love while I up in the sky.
01:26:49
White fools with a fight.
01:26:51
Let's crack a seal.
01:26:52
Let loose no sacred realms, no tales. The brain.
01:26:55
Just the roar of the crowd.
01:26:56
In the true suicide I swear to life.
01:26:59
Loud to
01:27:01
loud.
01:27:05
Flatlands.
01:27:06
To my fault.
01:27:07
And Lord of all.
01:27:09
Make up the meadows.
01:27:11
Calls.
01:27:16
Cats and dogs.
01:27:18
Cats for trees.
01:27:19
Please, please freeze to slice it.
01:27:22
Freaks.
01:27:23
You gotta get rain now I just cause I feel so well I am all
01:27:31
the way so noisy I can't sleep now.
01:27:33
And me do the three I shout was like
01:27:36
do I would say fly, fly, fly, fly.
01:27:41
Can't do a crow.
01:27:46
Flies, lands
01:27:47
to fly falls in the water I make up the meadows.
01:27:53
Cold.
01:28:05
Oh. Oh.
01:28:24
Silly.
01:28:25
Yeah.
01:28:26
The signals close.
01:28:28
Friends like the rest.
01:28:29
To the ultimate show.
01:28:31
No frequent fire.
01:28:33
Just love and truth.
01:28:35
And slap.
01:28:36
Won't catch the lovers proud.
01:28:39
Now all
01:28:41
now. Twice in the flight.
01:28:45
My soul.
01:28:47
Wow, Glasgow was so nice.
01:28:54
Flat was too nice.
01:28:59
Slash.
01:28:59
Where the crowd explodes I'm the monster.
01:29:03
You don't want to die away.
01:29:06
Flies away.
01:29:07
Stay at the some.
01:29:09
You fly at the legends.
01:29:12
Why oh.
01:29:16
Yeah.
01:29:17
The whispers at you dance while we crash.
01:29:23
What's the matter?
01:29:25
Yeah.
01:29:27
Crash. Oh.
01:29:42
Fuck!
01:29:43
I'm lost.
01:29:44
I don't know why.
01:29:45
Now, let.
01:29:50
Know I stay at the shop with black and white.
01:29:56
The legends.
01:29:58
Oh, now whispers in the darkness.
01:30:02
Why flies away.
01:30:04
Flash backs run.
01:30:10
Now that's our house band,
01:30:12
which is also called life, which was the topic last week.
01:30:17
Oh, that.
01:30:18
Our metal band is called black did not.
01:30:21
It was very hard for me, but I did not even mention it last week.
01:30:24
No self-promotion. I'm so proud of you.
01:30:27
Also, a great segue for our Killswitch Engage song that I want to listen to
01:30:32
because I.
01:30:33
I've never or if I hit it, I'm not aware which also happens
01:30:37
to be called life too lifeless. Wow.
01:30:40
Yes. Isn't that just fit right in those with engage?
01:30:44
We'll just play a part of it.
01:30:46
Yeah.
01:30:47
So this was Ryan's number one, even though there is no order obviously.
01:30:51
Right.
01:30:51
This was a one we all see George Washington on the left.
01:30:55
Oh yeah.
01:30:56
Yeah I forgot to mention that that dude
01:30:57
with the welding in the last video was just pretty much to do the slow
01:31:00
motion video. Shit.
01:31:02
Yeah.
01:31:02
And I was he just wanted to he just wanted to make a bunch of sparks.
01:31:05
And then just to let you know how much I care about you, I looked for,
01:31:08
like, an extra 30 minutes to find one that was actually doing something,
01:31:13
but that there were no royalty free ones.
01:31:15
So I could I could go use it.
01:31:17
I just don't want to.
01:31:18
I was going to ask you, but I thought right here, can you get know
01:31:24
the video is draw right in the middle here.
01:31:27
Spark welding like right there not arc welding because that would make sense.
01:31:32
I want spark welding.
01:31:34
Oh is that okay?
01:31:35
The more sparks, the better world we can spark.
01:31:38
Well, is this a good song? Right.
01:31:41
Where my curse from Killswitch Engage is something all you guys have heard.
01:31:45
Oh my curse.
01:31:45
I should have played that one.
01:31:46
See, I should have read this first.
01:31:48
Oh mercy. Oh, man.
01:31:51
I got about 15 military recruitment songs, so my bad.
01:31:55
I listen to my band to this date, has about 300 songs.
01:32:01
And about two of them are probably good.
01:32:06
No, they're all really good.
01:32:07
I listen to the whole thing. I'm here.
01:32:09
Dog Bones is a bunch of songs.
01:32:11
They're all awesome.
01:32:12
Yeah, they are awesome.
01:32:14
Next week we'll do rap.
01:32:15
And because I have some rap songs
01:32:17
that are actually even make fun of metal, but I don't know if I should,
01:32:20
but I'm going to get my monologues going to be all about gift wrap.
01:32:24
It's not going to be about rap.
01:32:25
No, I can't wait.
01:32:28
So did I miss the monologues?
01:32:29
I don't watch the show, but did you talk about all the homophones?
01:32:32
Did you talk about metal?
01:32:33
Yeah, about metal?
01:32:35
Yes. Talk about metal?
01:32:36
Yes. Do you talk about metal?
01:32:40
Just to test my metal.
01:32:42
Yeah. Like for to some I didn't. That one I missed.
01:32:44
When I looked it up, I didn't realize that metal meant, like,
01:32:48
someone has meddling, but not full metal.
01:32:50
Metal meddling is more likely.
01:32:53
Do you have that Full Metal Jacket clip?
01:32:55
That's great.
01:32:56
We do, but I think we shouldn't play it on.
01:32:59
Oh, yeah. Gravy.
01:33:01
Yeah.
01:33:02
Didn't your mother give you enough attention when you were growing up?
01:33:05
Robert Plant baby and I we certainly.
01:33:07
So I it's funny because I, I had to watch the movie.
01:33:10
You sent me just that clip and I was like,
01:33:13
isn't that the one with the bathroom scene?
01:33:16
And it was. It certainly was.
01:33:17
Or is the clip
01:33:20
I don't have the clips getting shown to not playing that clip.
01:33:23
We're in the middle of the kids section.
01:33:25
Yeah, he's there for the show.
01:33:27
The clip.
01:33:30
Give me the for the Brady for the record.
01:33:32
And we get to the bottom of metallurgy.
01:33:35
Brady why are we watching this.
01:33:37
It's very hot at the bottom of metallurgy I have heard. Yes.
01:33:42
I'm gonna be giving up Brady enough time to look it up.
01:33:45
I'm going to go with it.
01:33:47
Was I supposed to look up to see how to pronounce it?
01:33:49
Metallurgy? No, I did, I failed.
01:33:51
Yeah, you got the word. You got it. No, no, I got you.
01:33:53
Okay, I'm clicking through. If you don't forget it.
01:33:56
Yeah.
01:33:56
The saggy one I forgot already did stuff.
01:34:00
Britannica doesn't have it.
01:34:01
No, we got two different.
01:34:03
Yeah.
01:34:03
Give me the five one right there it is.
01:34:07
Right. Metallurgy.
01:34:10
Metallurgy.
01:34:11
There it is. Metallurgy.
01:34:15
Metallurgy.
01:34:16
Thought you long metallurgy.
01:34:20
Metallurgy.
01:34:21
Sounds like, say metallica.
01:34:24
Yeah, yeah.
01:34:25
So what do you tell the study?
01:34:26
What do you call energy?
01:34:28
What do you call the study of you?
01:34:30
But we'd both be wrong.
01:34:31
Yeah, we'd both be wrong.
01:34:35
Precisely what I'm saying is you're wrong.
01:34:37
Metallurgy.
01:34:39
Something's wrong.
01:34:39
Surgical metallurgical.
01:34:42
Metallurgist.
01:34:44
Wait. That's not the way I said it.
01:34:46
Metallurgist?
01:34:47
No. Metallurgist.
01:34:50
It sounds like you're allergic to the.
01:34:52
Yeah, you.
01:34:53
Are you metal allergies?
01:34:55
Metallurgist is what?
01:34:57
Actually, mercury will make you crazy.
01:35:00
He was. You don't have to guess, but.
01:35:01
So we'll let you read poison.
01:35:03
Oh, I do, because I don't know.
01:35:04
I know you're in your bloodstream. He was also a firefighter
01:35:07
who grew bananas.
01:35:09
Like that Levi guy from that sledge.
01:35:13
Yes. Did you know that?
01:35:14
Isn't it?
01:35:14
Was it the Asian kings that used to run, Mercury?
01:35:19
They thought it was so Phineas Gage. Bam.
01:35:22
I remember the dude's name with the, the Tampa garage with the eyeball.
01:35:26
I was like, that's a really weird Asian king name, but okay, baby is game.
01:35:30
I can see the, funniest guy with the tampon.
01:35:33
Yeah. Brain.
01:35:36
Thanks, brain.
01:35:39
I pulled it,
01:35:41
I got the name for these cuz I win the name.
01:35:45
Okay.
01:35:46
The kid.
01:35:46
Wait, what do you win?
01:35:49
A fabulous wig.
01:35:52
Look at this.
01:35:52
Have you ever seen me with hair?
01:35:54
Awesome.
01:35:55
I'm the Gary.
01:35:59
Only Gary.
01:36:00
I've actually never seen.
01:36:02
Right.
01:36:03
Look at it. No wonder.
01:36:06
All right.
01:36:07
To see you.
01:36:08
What you says you are.
01:36:14
This is not so.
01:36:16
I'm unaware of the sun is my.
01:36:19
You're
01:36:21
the only black
01:36:23
metal band I remember was living color.
01:36:27
Remember living color.
01:36:28
Hold the frame.
01:36:30
That is not heavy metal.
01:36:32
That's barely rock. Hard rock.
01:36:34
That's more like pop with distortion.
01:36:37
Tulsa personality.
01:36:39
Yeah, that's why it's a good song, but it's not metal.
01:36:41
Oh, sorry. You're going to freak for wrestling.
01:36:44
You can have some metal in songs in it.
01:36:46
Not be metal.
01:36:47
And you can call anything you want.
01:36:49
Call a tail and leg.
01:36:50
But, what do you call this?
01:36:51
The guys that growl, the root that they're,
01:36:56
growl metal.
01:36:57
Growl metal.
01:36:58
Really?
01:36:59
It's growl at screamo.
01:37:02
Well, I mean, I, I've been surprised by things like I went to look up.
01:37:06
What, like a bitch is a female dog and I.
01:37:09
So I asked, what's a boy dog called?
01:37:11
And it said a boy dog.
01:37:13
I just asked it and answered with the words I used myself in the question.
01:37:19
Thank you. Called the boy dog.
01:37:21
Interesting. Yeah,
01:37:24
I don't agree.
01:37:25
Oops, agree.
01:37:27
I think it's called a bull metallurgy, a bulldog.
01:37:30
Is that what you originally said?
01:37:31
The kid can fucking put that in a bun. That's what I see. The kid.
01:37:34
Why would.
01:37:35
That's my request. The kid needs a man bun.
01:37:37
We need a man.
01:37:38
You guys film this at lunch, by any chance? That hair is.
01:37:41
Oh, no, no, no, I mean,
01:37:43
once again, watch this video.
01:37:45
I'm about to display.
01:37:48
I do a lot of baking.
01:37:49
When I'm not drinking, I bake.
01:37:52
The kid almost looks cross-eyed.
01:37:53
Very good idea.
01:37:55
I bake my ass off.
01:37:57
And you're about
01:37:59
who's not cross-eyed?
01:38:02
So I'm like, oh, yeah,
01:38:09
we took the time.
01:38:14
000000.
01:38:22
There's a button for that metal.
01:38:24
It's the only time I don't hit it after the higher, of course.
01:38:27
Oh, okay.
01:38:28
Oh yeah. The only time.
01:38:30
The only time. But the only time. Yeah.
01:38:32
You don't hit it.
01:38:33
You're always on the money. Every other time.
01:38:34
It's perfect. Right?
01:38:36
No. Yeah.
01:38:36
Why would you change the way man says the guy who farts into the microphone
01:38:41
and then talks on the microphone of me?
01:38:42
Laughter and we think about that.
01:38:45
Yeah. How's it?
01:38:46
Yeah, it's like leaking your own butthole.
01:38:48
Which would be cool if you could.
01:38:50
It's not like that. It's not like that.
01:38:53
Okay? You know, you don't go after mouth.
01:38:56
Nobody's going to question.
01:38:57
I said that like an expert chicken.
01:38:59
Anyway, we go pretty a hard time for less than enough reason.
01:39:04
He's always the female in the face. For who?
01:39:07
What's the name? Brady.
01:39:09
Yeah.
01:39:09
I don't think that's a hard time.
01:39:10
For less than enough reason.
01:39:12
Here's what I wanted to share with everybody.
01:39:14
But when you had control of my hair, you after my phone, you and I kept
01:39:20
screwing with it, planning what the video was going to explain, surely?
01:39:25
No, no I'm not.
01:39:26
I'm explaining that when Brady went in to try to fix my thing for me,
01:39:31
for a while, I didn't realize I was screwing with him.
01:39:36
But then once I realized I was screwing with him,
01:39:39
I realized that I should continue screwing with him.
01:39:43
And so I made it super difficult for him to do, to give me, do me a favor.
01:39:48
Like he was.
01:39:49
Okay. Yeah, yeah. I'm fix, I work, I work.
01:39:52
Did he do me way older than you that do that on purpose for days on end?
01:39:57
Yeah.
01:39:57
What I my question most asked me is how do you do what you do with that
01:40:01
wanting to kill me.
01:40:02
I, I find say that directly
01:40:04
and I tell you straight up I smoke a lot of weed.
01:40:08
Yeah.
01:40:08
Nice.
01:40:11
You guys went off on a gay tangent.
01:40:14
I guess I'm a bit of a problem.
01:40:16
Customer.
01:40:19
No, but.
01:40:19
So I was like, I, I kind of at first I was like, he can't possibly know
01:40:23
that I'm not on at this point.
01:40:26
So yeah, you know, I just I just went I forgot how did it because and it's funny
01:40:30
dude, just so you know, I have a button that can lock you out of your own phone.
01:40:34
Yeah, but I think what I, I think that's rude.
01:40:36
So I let the customer just dance around and do what you got to do.
01:40:39
Right now, it seems like you,
01:40:42
you were so patient with me, and I was such a brat.
01:40:46
Yeah, I don't it doesn't even faze me to you.
01:40:48
I don't you could have done that for hours, and I do.
01:40:51
Yeah, I was doing something else and doing one hand with that.
01:40:54
Just waiting.
01:40:56
I remember when I remember why why I had, I had to click on the picture
01:40:59
and go into settings,
01:41:00
and I just I can't go in there and copy and paste your little thing.
01:41:04
I mean, I don't have any trouble doing that. You're watching this.
01:41:07
Why did you do that? Then?
01:41:09
Great, because I did do that.
01:41:11
And you didn't send me a new link, I did.
01:41:13
Oh, that's the thing I have, I have receipts.
01:41:17
We can go look at the chat
01:41:18
and look at that exact I want did I said, I will not I'm not.
01:41:22
That was really I just said we could.
01:41:23
We could because you said I didn't send you the link and I'm just correcting you.
01:41:27
You're mistaken.
01:41:29
You look so much like somebody. Now.
01:41:31
Who does he look like?
01:41:31
He looks so much like somebody now.
01:41:34
Oh, there.
01:41:34
Yeah, I get I can't tell you anymore with that hair.
01:41:38
So that was kind of interesting. You forget you had hair.
01:41:41
You clearly don't look like I'm looking right at my screen.
01:41:45
I'm looking at me. I know who it is.
01:41:48
Drummer Snyder, except with black hair.
01:41:52
Oh, pull up, I got a oh, wait.
01:41:55
Hold up.
01:41:55
Jamie, you look like
01:41:59
Mike Portnoy.
01:42:00
Sort of.
01:42:02
But not now. He looks.
01:42:03
He looks totally different now.
01:42:05
He's all old.
01:42:06
Oh, I am too, though.
01:42:08
Simply doesn't help.
01:42:10
Yeah, I can't find it.
01:42:12
You're right. I do look young.
01:42:14
I will tell you in this video those today.
01:42:20
The white coat too.
01:42:21
Oh, I know what it is to you.
01:42:22
Look like the, the singer and Styx.
01:42:25
I hate this thing.
01:42:27
I hate for you no other band.
01:42:30
Well, sticks are important next week.
01:42:33
Sticks, sticks. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll.
01:42:37
I can find it.
01:42:37
Super, super new pictures.
01:42:39
What's wrong with these people?
01:42:41
Nude or new?
01:42:43
Nude? Nude. Weird picture sticks.
01:42:46
It's all I can send.
01:42:47
Nude into a hard time for less or no way.
01:42:50
Oh, nice timing.
01:42:51
Got into hard time, right?
01:42:54
All right, so to be clear, you're talking to metallurgy.
01:42:57
Why would you change?
01:42:58
The regular metal is pronounced for metallurgical workers, Jackie
01:43:02
and tell you, how did you and your past self
01:43:05
know that when we did the pronunciation for a metal with what was the word?
01:43:10
Again, I just know how words are pronounced.
01:43:15
You may have looked at up prior to now I did not.
01:43:18
Oh, Gary, we give Brady a hard do you feel dumber with that hair?
01:43:23
Yeah.
01:43:26
I'm used to being the smartest guy in the room.
01:43:29
Yeah, not any more.
01:43:30
Time for less than enough for you.
01:43:32
It doesn't apply in there.
01:43:35
In an argument with a woman.
01:43:36
The most recent one where I am the, the girl and.
01:43:41
And the kid and the kid is the love interest.
01:43:43
You were Sabrina Carpenter?
01:43:44
Yes, I was, yes, I did watch that video in its entirety.
01:43:47
And, yeah, I feel like I'm a changed person because that.
01:43:50
So. Yeah, I was hot. So, what is he eating?
01:43:53
In case you're want. You finally realize I made.
01:43:55
I finally got the recipe right.
01:43:56
You have to watch my ass all around.
01:43:58
Look at those cookies with the chocolate.
01:44:00
The butter morsels also.
01:44:02
Yeah, I mean, my usual dudes being one of those blondies is what I have.
01:44:07
That's what he's eating right now. And also
01:44:11
they are in a relationship.
01:44:12
These words that I made,
01:44:16
pecan pie,
01:44:18
square and I are in a relationship.
01:44:22
Are you trying to fatten them up?
01:44:24
Yeah. Yeah. I'm like, I'm so light.
01:44:26
I'm going to be as plain as I can.
01:44:27
But you're pulling out food here.
01:44:29
Yeah.
01:44:32
Yeah.
01:44:33
And she just happened to see.
01:44:35
Oh, no.
01:44:36
Yeah. She smelled the food.
01:44:39
She's like it's like a trap.
01:44:40
She's like there's food.
01:44:41
Oh shit. There's a camera. Right?
01:44:43
Yeah, yeah.
01:44:45
She now is very familiar with the show
01:44:49
in she's fucked
01:44:51
because yes, she is on it now.
01:44:55
She knows she's like, oh no, she can't hide it.
01:44:59
Yeah. It's too late.
01:45:00
Why do you have. You have to have so much food.
01:45:02
Go ask David I like I told
01:45:05
you, I've got a big walk by doing nothing and I'm making her feel silly.
01:45:08
I have a baking problem.
01:45:09
I told her that, you know, she's trying to, like, just in.
01:45:13
Tastes like
01:45:15
ended up cooking up like something like caramel.
01:45:17
But it's a pecan pie bar.
01:45:21
But I was gonna say pie is not square.
01:45:23
Pie has to be triangle.
01:45:24
I, I use the, pecan pie recipe and a pecan pie bar recipe, and I combine
01:45:30
the two rolls or fucking eyes, and it's just like, I'm out of this bitch.
01:45:34
Yeah.
01:45:35
Oh, you guys look more scared than she does.
01:45:37
Know what happens?
01:45:38
Yeah. Oh, she's like, oh, shit.
01:45:40
Like, oh, no.
01:45:41
Someone ever seen the kid look more scared than he does right now?
01:45:44
Never. What's happening?
01:45:48
He doesn't know when he gets arrested.
01:45:50
He looks like he's doing when he got busted.
01:45:52
He's hiding the food.
01:45:53
Like he just like he's eating in class.
01:45:55
Yeah,
01:45:57
he's want to share because he's a fucking hoarding bag.
01:46:00
And Chelsea just made the show.
01:46:02
He could have warned me.
01:46:03
And you just said, oh, that's wonderful.
01:46:08
Great.
01:46:08
Chelsea's been on the show before.
01:46:10
Oh, really?
01:46:12
Yeah.
01:46:13
As above, so below.
01:46:15
Okay, bye.
01:46:17
That's fun.
01:46:17
While it was,
01:46:20
this corner at 123 pounds with safety glasses and a will to.
01:46:24
Not just no question, but also about the kids and, you know,
01:46:28
the kids wise beyond years.
01:46:30
Well, my mom did.
01:46:33
I'm a kid.
01:46:33
What what else do you had a chance for me
01:46:37
I've heard some some rumors that I have a mullet.
01:46:40
It's not a mullet, I promise.
01:46:42
I do not have a mullet.
01:46:43
I don't want a mullet.
01:46:45
I have a mullet,
01:46:48
almost.
01:46:49
I don't know what's going on.
01:46:52
And I'm Tina Fey, and I'm Steve Martin.
01:46:55
It's getting.
01:46:58
It has been said that to there in different states to live forever.
01:47:02
No side by side. Who wrote that? No.
01:47:04
Here in Dublin.
01:47:07
Yet we all know the importance of writing,
01:47:09
because every great movie begins with a great screenplay
01:47:13
or a very good idea for the post, but usually a screenplay.
01:47:18
Pretty sure it's a allowed.
01:47:19
Every writer starts a blank page, and every blank page was once a story.
01:47:25
I think it's a left right
01:47:27
and every tree was once a tiny seed,
01:47:31
and every tiny seed on earth was placed here by the alien king.
01:47:35
Run a
01:47:37
to foster our tight trade,
01:47:39
to fuel our positive transfers.
01:47:42
Steve, no one wants to hear about our religion that we made up.
01:47:47
You're probably right.
01:47:50
You get it?
01:47:50
I don't believe you sent that. I don't have to.
01:47:52
Yeah, you got there, Clear out a boy.
01:47:58
Made up star.
01:48:00
These are our, hosts list.
01:48:02
The videos that he sent.
01:48:03
Yeah, I sent some.
01:48:05
Being my favorite.
01:48:06
I sent stuff to the Instagram board.
01:48:09
I sent stuff upon request, and it would only be this.
01:48:12
Let's play nothing but chicken attack from now on.
01:48:15
A chicken attack video. Where is,
01:48:22
yeah, my
01:48:26
only trigger. The.
01:48:31
First,
01:48:33
the chicken's been waiting its whole life to chase you.
01:48:36
Yeah, you.
01:48:41
Know you should know what I like.
01:48:43
How the the the vengeance chicken chases.
01:48:46
Yeah.
01:48:47
Make him chase you. You.
01:48:48
Now he's going to take you.
01:48:51
Oh, my God.
01:48:53
Oh. Oh, that was brilliant. That
01:48:57
urban turkey. Quick.
01:48:59
Oh, You very.
01:49:02
Oh that's that's more.
01:49:03
That was awesome.
01:49:05
Oh, come.
01:49:08
Oh. I didn't realize that.
01:49:09
All of they didn't see that coming, I guess is why didn't he tell you?
01:49:14
Oh, you really? Terrorism.
01:49:16
So by the police, I. Yeah, punk.
01:49:20
I mean, it was good thing you didn't get the chicken.
01:49:24
He's gonna attack them later.
01:49:26
Yeah, those are turkey.
01:49:29
They were definitely Turkish.
01:49:30
Were Turkey attacks even more vicious?
01:49:34
Oh, they took my WorldStar
01:49:36
video away for the second time in a row for.
01:49:40
Remember, I had the whatever.
01:49:41
Trash garbage on the beach. Yeah.
01:49:45
And it was taken down.
01:49:46
Now, I had
01:49:49
Darren, I don't oh, it was an eye video with Kamala Harris and Trump in a taxi.
01:49:53
It was insanely funny.
01:49:55
Oh yeah, I remember that.
01:49:57
And now I've seen it.
01:49:58
It's got it says this page can't be found.
01:50:01
It's just got.
01:50:04
Well, these people, like, bring their kids around.
01:50:05
They said like, they will take your fucking eye out.
01:50:08
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:50:09
The kids, the parents, I don't it's the parents
01:50:12
who we should be talking about. They should be stopped.
01:50:14
It's why they call them Peckers.
01:50:16
They're the ones that are filming this, watching their children.
01:50:18
It's not why they call them Peckers chicken attack, isn't it?
01:50:23
But that's why this segment is called Chicken Attack.
01:50:27
Goes right for the big one.
01:50:29
Yeah. You're kicking it.
01:50:31
Oh, that had to be my cell.
01:50:34
Please have to clean that up.
01:50:37
Up chicken that up.
01:50:41
I won't let you up.
01:50:43
That.
01:50:44
Yeah.
01:50:45
That kid has a big flag.
01:50:48
I don't know why the kids cry in the chicken. One.
01:50:51
He started it.
01:50:54
If he chicken is like, fuck you, fuck you kicks that motherfucker.
01:50:58
Do you like it?
01:50:58
Why is it that fucking.
01:51:00
He flies at that kid like an Asian threw him?
01:51:02
Yeah, yeah,
01:51:05
he was just standing there minding his own business.
01:51:08
And now there's this monster sized chicken.
01:51:10
As far as that, chicken is a child.
01:51:12
What?
01:51:12
Yeah, the child is like. What the.
01:51:14
He even tries to get away first.
01:51:17
He's like, oh,
01:51:18
fuck, I can trips and then throws fucking like his way out.
01:51:22
Yeah, dude, I better be myself.
01:51:24
Freeze up chicken.
01:51:26
That,
01:51:29
chicken that I like
01:51:32
that you are bad place to play, Sam I love.
01:51:37
Come, let's go to get more chicken eyes.
01:51:40
But you didn't go.
01:51:43
God. You know, no matter of my lord
01:51:47
look like
01:51:50
you understand us.
01:51:58
Whoa.
01:51:59
I'm not playing that.
01:52:02
So what's this other racing? He's not there.
01:52:04
What's this?
01:52:04
On a racing erased?
01:52:05
People
01:52:07
say long video will wait.
01:52:13
So you're making food?
01:52:14
You didn't send us any.
01:52:15
We could have shared food right now. You'd be like.
01:52:17
So guess what I did to thank you all for such a good job producing my show
01:52:21
all year. I sent you blondies. They're at your door right now.
01:52:23
We're going to share them for you.
01:52:24
Yeah. I didn't even get my Girl Scout cookies.
01:52:27
And for the record, I tried to do that.
01:52:29
I was going to have them.
01:52:31
But my problem with pizza is there's no place in your.
01:52:33
Wherever you live. Do we say where you live?
01:52:35
I keep doing that every week.
01:52:36
I'll read up to there's no place open past seven to get food.
01:52:39
What the fuck do you guys do to bully?
01:52:42
It's not very good pizza, but, the kid just mentioned it.
01:52:46
Yeah, but they're not open at 10:00 on a Monday.
01:52:48
Parcel some place.
01:52:50
I'm up there an hour. Everything mean you're.
01:52:52
Everything closes around 7 p.m.
01:52:53
there if pizza. Yeah.
01:52:55
And they don't know 11.
01:52:57
It's like 11 to 7.
01:53:00
Yeah.
01:53:00
Like they, they were you know that's it.
01:53:03
And then I was like well where's George going to be.
01:53:05
He'll be in fucking Cleveland most likely.
01:53:07
We're not going to.
01:53:08
Yeah but he's right
01:53:09
because you have too much stuff to be in a hotel unless you're in the coolest.
01:53:13
It looks it looks like he's in his new home
01:53:15
with his new beer glass.
01:53:19
Now, I've had that, like, glass for quite a few years.
01:53:21
I just don't know.
01:53:22
Yeah, new glass is all right on it, so I don't
01:53:25
I don't think you understand the definition of all overrated.
01:53:29
Oh, right.
01:53:29
You'll be a new guy like Blake Shelton's bar.
01:53:33
Cheers. Cheers.
01:53:33
Is that your area where you get is that small? Came with the beer.
01:53:36
You're still came with the beer? Actually.
01:53:38
And his microphone looks like a beer tapper.
01:53:42
No, my microphone is my
01:53:44
road microphone because my other microphone broke
01:53:48
is broken.
01:53:48
What?
01:53:48
Sounds like road head.
01:53:50
It broke.
01:53:52
Oh, broke. It stopped working one day.
01:53:54
So what we do is we replace it with something else that works.
01:53:57
See, we don't just keep going on and on and on with what we still have.
01:54:00
That isn't a no no. This works for.
01:54:02
That's what I want to get.
01:54:03
Wait.
01:54:03
No, I was talk I was talking about oh,
01:54:10
how he's just still using the same.
01:54:12
Oh no, you're not using the same phone. You at least you're using the new phone.
01:54:14
But no, no, no, it's the same phone.
01:54:17
Sufficient enough. I need something better for, like, here.
01:54:19
This is for taking on the road so I don't take my other microphone,
01:54:23
which is kind of why it broke, because even even though I drove
01:54:26
the last couple places, I took my good microphone.
01:54:30
And that's kind of why it broke.
01:54:31
I think it's just like what you got rattling around way too many times,
01:54:36
and I try to keep the good microphone stationary.
01:54:39
I've had it for years though, so, I don't know best.
01:54:43
All right.
01:54:46
Mount Rushmore of microphones.
01:54:47
It's easy.
01:54:48
There's only one I don't know.
01:54:49
I'm not the sure sm57.
01:54:52
Whatever. Yeah. Everyone likes this.
01:54:53
Is that with that one is a microphone, and that's all you get.
01:54:56
Whatever.
01:54:56
Because it's been around since 19.
01:54:58
Whatever, you know, way the fuck back.
01:55:00
And I forgot what I had.
01:55:01
It was a pocket, like a drum with it, an amp with it.
01:55:04
Seeing with it.
01:55:05
So you can it's you can use it for everything,
01:55:09
Yeah.
01:55:09
And everyone has it.
01:55:12
And everyone I have a I have a case of them.
01:55:14
Everyone looks the same. Yeah.
01:55:16
Did you hear me now? Thank you.
01:55:18
Everyone has the little stand with the little,
01:55:22
The little arm. Nope, nope.
01:55:23
Not everybody.
01:55:24
Dude, this is a everyone has a stand in the eight foot.
01:55:27
This is an eight foot stand. Not everybody has that.
01:55:29
I can go anywhere in my basement with this bad boy.
01:55:32
Look at that.
01:55:33
The boom four feet each way.
01:55:35
Oh, shake, shake.
01:55:37
But he's got a dolly grip.
01:55:40
The nice 12 inch one that would have fit.
01:55:42
Perfect.
01:55:42
It was like $300.
01:55:45
This one, because it's so giant.
01:55:46
Nobody wants to buy.
01:55:47
It was like $40. Oh,
01:55:50
I like that.
01:55:51
I think it's just the right length.
01:55:52
So I bought two of them.
01:55:55
I think it's just the right length.
01:55:57
I bought one for Gary to try, but he didn't
01:55:59
even want to take it with them because he has nothing to do.
01:56:00
Definitely. If you if you guys do that, let me know how it works.
01:56:03
We can put up my shoulders a drive start by.
01:56:05
We reach for the stars. We touch the sky.
01:56:08
Boys on the backs of giants.
01:56:10
For starters. Fire. We roar so much fire.
01:56:18
That your fire.
01:56:22
Free.
01:56:24
This is for your pedal
01:56:27
metal.
01:56:28
Metal?
01:56:34
Body workout the. Yes.
01:56:35
You think you guys get this metal?
01:56:37
He's having a fit,
01:56:40
but he's describing the boxing match with.
01:56:42
No, the track being played on the video.
01:56:45
Oh, his eyes already.
01:56:47
That's metal.
01:56:48
Do you know what I noticed right away is the Asian guy.
01:56:51
His eyes swelled shut right away.
01:56:53
Like little. Right?
01:56:55
Yeah,
01:56:56
on the back.
01:56:58
And I'm not just being racist like all Asians are like that.
01:57:01
I mean, literally they look zero blocks.
01:57:04
No, look at no blocked punches. Just.
01:57:07
They're literally swollen shut already.
01:57:08
That's that's how. Right.
01:57:10
My brother and I will play.
01:57:12
You will be so totally racist.
01:57:13
I didn't mean if my brother and I ever play a UFC or boxing video game.
01:57:16
We literally don't.
01:57:18
This is what it looks like. We know blocking, right?
01:57:20
We just can't. We can't go all out. Yeah. All out.
01:57:22
Oh, oh. There's a B button.
01:57:25
Yeah.
01:57:25
Wait.
01:57:27
And all the way with with racing games.
01:57:29
When you finally learn you can't break or you lose.
01:57:31
You just have to learn how to do every steer 300 miles.
01:57:34
Are you that, also the,
01:57:36
sports games, you just turn off all the rules and penalties like hockey.
01:57:40
You just check the shit out of each other.
01:57:42
Basketball? No out of bounds.
01:57:43
Like you can just chuck it, all right?
01:57:45
Yeah.
01:57:50
Literally, guys are really doing it.
01:57:52
Real life.
01:57:53
That's right.
01:57:54
Yeah, yeah, they're video game, I don't think I don't think, yeah, this
01:57:58
this is wrestling. Boxing.
01:58:00
Now this one's got to go down. Yeah. Someone they're hitting.
01:58:02
They're hitting before they they're stopping.
01:58:03
They're pulling their punch before they hit.
01:58:06
Look how I know.
01:58:07
I'll see.
01:58:08
Just for the record, some brain.
01:58:09
His eyes are wide open right now.
01:58:11
Just because he's trying to open them really? Well,
01:58:16
this is before they started the fight.
01:58:19
Who's the Russian guy from Street Fight, I don't know, yeah, right.
01:58:23
Yeah.
01:58:24
Or the guy with the hat from the U.
01:58:27
Rated sergeant. Oh.
01:58:29
No. See, Sergeant Slaughter. Yeah.
01:58:30
Oh, I like him a little bit.
01:58:32
It looks like Don Frye
01:58:35
know who that is.
01:58:36
Okay.
01:58:36
Oh, yea.
01:58:40
Freebird.
01:58:42
Yeah.
01:58:44
I don't know, maybe.
01:58:50
Booth.
01:58:52
Got up.
01:58:53
I think it's up.
01:58:56
There.
01:58:56
Still doing all the punches.
01:58:59
Hold up. But, if it's sped up, it's done really good.
01:59:01
Because look at the people clapping in the background.
01:59:03
They're clapping regular speed.
01:59:06
You know, there's going to be right here.
01:59:12
One guy clapping.
01:59:15
I think he's trying to hit that
01:59:18
little crap like regular speed right now.
01:59:20
It's slow again.
01:59:22
That's how you look at his eye.
01:59:30
Yeah. What
01:59:32
was this Wednesday? You. This them?
01:59:34
When are they going down?
01:59:36
Now. It'll just start to loop over again.
01:59:38
Go down that you fly, that you start over and over and over.
01:59:42
It never ends.
01:59:43
It never ends.
01:59:44
It just keeps going.
01:59:45
He looked way more Asian at the end.
01:59:47
Yeah he did. They both. They both did.
01:59:50
No. And it was the end.
01:59:51
That's like a half a minute in.
01:59:54
And they've already thrown 40 punches each.
01:59:57
Yeah that's brutal.
01:59:59
That's like 39 more punches than the Tyson fight.
02:00:02
Yeah.
02:00:06
I can't believe people were were disappointed by that.
02:00:09
Like showing I don't know what they expected.
02:00:13
I literally don't know what they expected.
02:00:19
What is it?
02:00:19
I don't know what they were ever like.
02:00:22
Brother, I get it.
02:00:23
Is this hanging out?
02:00:24
Yeah. No, just hanging out in Nashville.
02:00:26
Is that what that is?
02:00:27
We went to several shelters, so.
02:00:30
Yeah, I don't know.
02:00:32
This is.
02:00:33
All right.
02:00:33
Wait, why is all Red one of his songs or his bar?
02:00:36
No, I don't know. I think it's a one of his songs, I guess.
02:00:38
I don't know, it could be an album. I don't fucking know.
02:00:40
I was in Nashville with my girlfriend and she wanted to go the fake teeth.
02:00:43
It was just.
02:00:44
And you got, you got a beer glass and if you bought the beer,
02:00:47
it came with the glass like you got the glass.
02:00:51
If you bought it for. Yeah, yeah.
02:00:53
It doesn't make you any less lame or queer.
02:00:55
Can't turn it. Oh, I've just never used it.
02:00:58
Doesn't know it looks pretty,
02:01:00
but I didn't realize it says something on it.
02:01:03
Nashville is fun.
02:01:05
You do rag on whether you like country rag and each other and brother
02:01:08
who's practically one of us. So I think it's fine.
02:01:11
He's just ripping on you. I think you need to relax a little bit.
02:01:14
No. Yeah, I think. Back off.
02:01:15
Have a beer out of your gay.
02:01:17
Let's just move on.
02:01:18
Yeah, that is super great. Yeah.
02:01:21
You have another name on your crap?
02:01:23
Speaking of old Red, is anybody notice that all the women's,
02:01:27
sanitary napkin commercials on the on the strip?
02:01:29
You know, have turned a red now instead of the blue Windex looking liquid
02:01:34
that they used to show how absorbent it is, they're actually using red now what?
02:01:39
It's all food, but I guess you could. But
02:01:45
why go with it?
02:01:46
That's why they specifically use the Windex blue before
02:01:49
blue, because you know, you know, it was too.
02:01:52
I like it. I like it way better.
02:01:55
I like those are the tampons I want or whatever to it.
02:01:57
One of my family members said they should use red or whatever that is.
02:02:01
Whatever it is, I don't know how women's stuff works.
02:02:05
You don't know.
02:02:06
I can't I can't work that stuff, I do, I oh, wait,
02:02:09
I don't know how to work it, but I know how it works.
02:02:12
Oh, okay.
02:02:13
No I'm a I'm like to people
02:02:15
who get into your gynecologist, but I'm thinking about going pro.
02:02:19
Yeah. Not the dog.
02:02:21
There are people who get into helicopter accidents on accident. Man.
02:02:29
So who was the guy?
02:02:31
Is that.
02:02:31
Oh, there's the helicopter pilot.
02:02:33
Here he comes.
02:02:35
He was out the door.
02:02:36
Wave and cut it. Cut it!
02:02:37
But yeah, you didn't leave.
02:02:40
It was too late at that point. Yeah.
02:02:43
Why was he taken off without the pilot there?
02:02:46
I gotta give it up.
02:02:47
People who get in the helicopter accidents
02:02:50
on accident, man, that's what.
02:02:53
Let's give it up for first responders.
02:02:54
Most people run away from fire, but they run toward fire.
02:02:58
Where is he going?
02:02:59
Though he did not seem very expedient with his running.
02:03:01
Like he seemed like it was a light jog.
02:03:05
Yeah.
02:03:05
No, there was a guy you don't want to expel. All.
02:03:07
You're gonna have to pull the dog to a wreckage.
02:03:10
No, it seems like he's lollygagging.
02:03:12
He went to go grab a camera.
02:03:13
He literally went.
02:03:15
He has a particular demographic.
02:03:16
And you look at he's filming for cereal because you got to rewind.
02:03:20
This guy's got obviously the insurance segment of the police force.
02:03:23
Did you see he's filming everything.
02:03:25
He's not helping the guy get out of the fucking helicopter.
02:03:29
The other guys I know he's running.
02:03:30
See that guy? He's running with an emergency.
02:03:33
No, I think that's the guy that actually.
02:03:34
Oh, yeah. Okay, I thought that's the guy who initially ran out.
02:03:37
Was running away.
02:03:38
Yeah, yeah, but one guy was acting very emergent.
02:03:40
The other guy was just kind of lollygagging.
02:03:42
And I can only see a difference between the two based on demographic.
02:03:47
He definitely ran back there and grabbed his phone and recorded
02:03:50
every helicopter that was on accident, man.
02:03:54
Yeah, he's like, check this shit out.
02:03:56
I mean, I don't know why he would talk like that motherfucker.
02:03:58
Well, because it was down south, right?
02:04:01
Yeah, exactly.
02:04:06
But no one wants to watch that.
02:04:07
What was that?
02:04:09
Blast off.
02:04:10
So that was on the sixth.
02:04:14
There are people going to helicopter accidents on accident.
02:04:17
And there's also people who,
02:04:21
He needed your flag.
02:04:24
You ass flag.
02:04:27
February homo.
02:04:29
I am in a committed relationship with a wonderful man.
02:04:32
Well, thank you for finally admitting it.
02:04:35
Yeah. As above.
02:04:35
So below.
02:04:38
How we do what we do.
02:04:40
I shared with a wonderful man.
02:04:42
Thank you for letting it.
02:04:44
All right, here's a deer flag. You.
02:04:46
I am also in a committed relationship.
02:04:52
Weirdo.
02:04:52
She wrote that this dear friend is for a friend.
02:04:55
He says we are not.
02:04:57
But we call each other husband and wife and have two beautiful children together.
02:05:02
Have you ever met his girlfriend?
02:05:04
I thought we heard her once, right?
02:05:06
Yeah.
02:05:07
Why buy the cow when you get the milk free?
02:05:09
Yeah.
02:05:10
I am in a cave in a relationship with water man.
02:05:12
We are not there.
02:05:12
But we call each other husband and wife and have two beautiful children together.
02:05:16
Our relationship is great.
02:05:18
Doesn't count.
02:05:19
My husband.
02:05:19
My husband?
02:05:20
Well, not really had a different childhood than mine.
02:05:24
He didn't have any friends of the opposite sex.
02:05:27
I am the other hand, had lots of guy friends.
02:05:30
We do? Yeah.
02:05:31
Oh, I cherish many of these
02:05:34
platonic relationships.
02:05:37
There is a lot of history with them,
02:05:39
some more than 20 years.
02:05:43
And I enjoy their company greatly.
02:05:45
We don't have any romantic histories.
02:05:49
Thick, right?
02:05:51
I don't hang out with them often because I know my husband
02:05:53
would be upset if I were to see another man one on one.
02:05:57
Even just as friends.
02:05:58
I understand his point of view.
02:05:59
I know I might be jealous
02:06:01
if he were to hang out one on one with another woman, and I would wonder.
02:06:04
I guess we both have trust issues.
02:06:07
There are some hobbies I would like to engage in, and a few of his guy
02:06:10
friends have expressed interest in joining me on occasion.
02:06:14
One of those activities is metal detecting.
02:06:18
Oh, there is.
02:06:19
I have the two kids in tow most times and would need help digging.
02:06:24
Even without the kids.
02:06:25
I don't think it would be as much fun doing this by myself.
02:06:28
My husband would join me if he wasn't so tired
02:06:31
from his 12 hour workday and getting up at 4 a.m..
02:06:35
I am going stir crazy with the kids and need an outlet or another dick.
02:06:39
This is something that excites me
02:06:41
and it will get me outdoors and it's steeped.
02:06:45
What did he say?
02:06:47
And it's steeped in local history.
02:06:49
Steeped. Steeped in deep. Yeah.
02:06:52
Steeped in local history.
02:06:53
Just dipping your teabags slowly for somebody that's like teabagging somebody.
02:06:59
Yeah.
02:06:59
These men are some of my best friends
02:07:02
and we would never fool around, but I'm afraid my husband won't understand.
02:07:07
Is there any hope?
02:07:09
Signed treasure blocked in new Jersey.
02:07:12
All right. Metal detector.
02:07:15
That it is a cool hobby.
02:07:16
You've got two kids to do the digging for you.
02:07:19
You don't have to hang out with the member of the opposite sex.
02:07:21
Especially your husband's friend.
02:07:25
There is a token in play here.
02:07:28
If you wanted to, you could.
02:07:30
Yes. Here's the token.
02:07:32
It is one.
02:07:34
If you,
02:07:36
you got to put a ring on it. He's black.
02:07:38
So I get to see you out with your male friends.
02:07:43
I went to high school there was, I think, three black people.
02:07:47
We get to take advantage of the.
02:07:49
I got a rap song about that.
02:07:51
Really? Token.
02:07:53
We know about the three black kids and our main.
02:07:56
Oh, yeah.
02:07:57
And it's anyways.
02:07:58
So no, no, no for you to finish your finish your fudgy.
02:08:02
Yeah, yeah. Are you talking about track.
02:08:05
Oh the token in play is you can you can trade
02:08:10
he's black.
02:08:11
Any aspiration you have for marriage, for the ability
02:08:15
and right to go play with, friends of the opposite sex.
02:08:20
So, put that, you know, that.
02:08:23
Focus on the table and see.
02:08:25
See what he does. You have to add. Yeah. She's sick.
02:08:28
What if she's willing?
02:08:29
What if she's willing to film it the whole time?
02:08:31
Especially if they have sex.
02:08:33
It's better for the world, but it's not better for him.
02:08:38
Do you really like the.
02:08:39
The goose is good for the gander.
02:08:41
Do you guys think any time your wife is going to hang out with a single dude,
02:08:44
like, one on one, then she's just going to start sucking his dick?
02:08:47
I mean.
02:08:50
Yeah.
02:08:50
That's, that automatically always happens.
02:08:53
Yeah.
02:08:55
Whenever I hear what's good for the goose is what's good for the gander.
02:08:58
I don't think those people understand sex
02:09:01
or ganders
02:09:03
or geese.
02:09:05
Are you right?
02:09:06
Did we mentioned that geese are.
02:09:08
It's open season. There's no restriction on them anymore.
02:09:10
You can.
02:09:11
Well, you got to kill them or they'll die.
02:09:14
Oh, they're eating the dogs and eating the cat.
02:09:16
The geese too.
02:09:17
Oh, they finally solved the problem.
02:09:19
The dogs were eating the cats, and the geese were eating the ducks.
02:09:23
Oh, the dogs are definitely eating the cats.
02:09:25
It wasn't the Haitians or the Ohioans. Wow.
02:09:30
Are we going to hear the rumble at any point?
02:09:32
We should. Yeah, we should do that.
02:09:34
Okay. Hit it.
02:09:39
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02:09:40
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for boo to hope that you ready to run.
02:12:32
I hope you're ready to rumble.
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Oh, that would have been better if it was timed, but that's pretty close.
02:12:36
It would be.
02:12:48
Me glad
02:12:50
somebody bailed. Yes.
02:12:51
I think I'm beautiful.
02:12:52
Gary, go to gorgeous woman.
02:12:55
Come home to your left
02:12:58
side.
02:12:59
To your left.
02:13:02
Wow. Your beautiful.
02:13:09
Please.
02:13:09
Once you've confirmed, follow fallen Officers Alley through the exit ramp.
02:13:14
Flattery. Listening. Flash.
02:13:16
Not the beauty. You're going to need.
02:13:20
Last.
02:13:23
Candy.
02:13:24
To get to you in a corner for
02:13:27
women.
02:13:28
Please, please, please
02:13:31
don't prove love. My.
02:13:38
The chicken.
02:13:54
I know
02:13:54
I have good judgment, I know I have good taste.
02:13:58
It's funny, and it's ironic that only I feel that way up here.
02:14:03
Guys, listen.
02:14:04
That you're different and everyone makes mistakes.
02:14:07
But just don't.
02:14:09
I don't think anybody can argue that.
02:14:12
I heard that you're an actor, so I like a stand up guy.
02:14:16
Whatever.
02:14:17
Devil's inside you don't let him out tonight.
02:14:20
I tell them it's just your culture and everyone knows their eyes.
02:14:25
Yeah, I know, yeah, I've tried before.
02:14:28
Oh, unmasking.
02:14:29
Baby, please, please, please, please, please
02:14:33
don't screw up my boy.
02:14:39
Please,
02:14:40
please, please don't bring me to tears.
02:14:44
Real just.
02:14:45
Oh my gosh.
02:14:46
So nice.
02:14:48
I'm not interested. That sounds sketchy.
02:14:50
My girl's another and, well, no, don't embarrass me.
02:14:55
I'm a trucker. Oh,
02:15:00
please.
02:15:01
Please, please compliment her.
02:15:06
Like her total faith.
02:15:08
Maybe just stay inside.
02:15:10
I know you're craving some fresh air, but I'm glad to hear from third off.
02:15:15
And we could live so happily.
02:15:17
No one knows that you're with me.
02:15:19
I'm just kidding.
02:15:20
Well, thanks. The kid pretty face.
02:15:22
The it.
02:15:25
Please, please
02:15:27
don't cry with the finger on the pulse of Armada.
02:15:32
Like this.
02:15:33
I just.
02:15:35
Please don't bring me to tears.
02:15:38
When I'm just here.
02:15:39
I'll make up some ice I break his water.
02:15:43
Sweet my skills and knowledge that you don't.
02:15:47
And there is need for a girl.
02:15:51
I don't know if third elves come in as sarcasm.
02:15:54
It doesn't come across, sexy.
02:15:57
Make them happy.
02:15:58
If it gets good.
02:16:00
Don't you wanna go and be stupid?
02:16:04
Don't do it in front of me
02:16:09
a second.
02:16:09
Come, you.
02:16:10
You're not gonna ride in my music.
02:16:13
Let me see your turn.
02:16:16
Hell, yeah.
02:16:19
I'm actually very.
02:16:25
Cool.
02:16:43
Beautiful.
02:16:45
And just gonna start off as an asshole.
02:16:47
Here it is, a fourth time.
02:16:51
I'm just kidding.
02:16:52
It's great. Right? It is great.
02:16:54
I think he likes threes.
02:16:57
Like,
02:16:58
oh. Don't.
02:16:59
I ruined it in the rain.
02:17:02
I just tease the fourth time.
02:17:04
Yeah, I think he he only comments when it has to do with threes.
02:17:07
Okay, well, maybe we should I think show called 3 or 3.
02:17:11
Found way to.
02:17:12
All right.
02:17:13
Three.
02:17:15
What about this.
02:17:18
This is another call in if you want but you don't have to
02:17:21
Gary. Should we ask him three times?
02:17:23
The calling I ever know.
02:17:24
Is he like A56, three is your three is third of third off favorite
02:17:31
movie?
02:17:32
Beetlejuice.
02:17:35
Third off comment.
02:17:36
Beetlejuice. Beetlejuice.
02:17:37
Beetlejuice. Get it? No.
02:17:38
Oh, I get it. Everyone.
02:17:41
What was the one that you said in The Sandman?
02:17:44
Save, save, save me and say you have to say it five times the
02:17:48
the Sandman.
02:17:50
Oh, there it is.
02:17:51
Me, me you boom boom boom boom.
02:17:54
You mean there's there's a medal for you.
02:17:57
You see this?
02:17:59
Oh, yeah.
02:18:00
Oh, yeah.
02:18:01
Yeah. Sell it.
02:18:03
Let's get the you need.
02:18:05
See, this is
02:18:07
clean your Venus.
02:18:09
Oh, my lord, they clean your penis.
02:18:12
See, now that's the one I want for the penis.
02:18:15
Penis, penis.
02:18:17
It's that I love this.
02:18:20
Yeah.
02:18:21
So let's let's get the needle.
02:18:23
Seen a penis
02:18:26
to your penis.
02:18:28
So are we to assume that the child is happy?
02:18:31
Yeah. I enter your penis.
02:18:34
I hear the shower going. Yep. Yeah.
02:18:36
You don't see the penis.
02:18:41
They.
02:18:42
He can help us with a song about the song.
02:18:47
I can see the telephone.
02:18:49
Oh, and the to sleep.
02:18:53
What's in your pants gonna make you your pants.
02:18:57
Gonna cry.
02:18:58
The house
02:19:01
here on
02:19:03
on the to.
02:19:09
There it is.
02:19:10
Full metal jacket. Yeah.
02:19:13
Full metal penis.
02:19:16
We'll have to play sections.
02:19:18
It's a little long.
02:19:19
Yeah.
02:19:23
Dude, the interviews with the guy.
02:19:25
I forgot his name. What's his name? Elmer. Elmer.
02:19:28
I think it's just the right like Gomer Pyle.
02:19:32
Pyle locker unlocked sir I don't know sir I did Pyle.
02:19:36
If there is one thing in this world that I hate it is the noise locker.
02:19:41
You know that don't you sir yes sir.
02:19:43
If it wasn't for dickheads like you there wouldn't be anything in this world
02:19:47
wonder sir. No sir. Get it down.
02:19:54
There's no debate.
02:19:55
Dicks or no dick.
02:19:56
Oh, one.
02:19:59
In context, that is true.
02:20:00
Holy Jesus, for example,
02:20:04
you're trying to set up a team of anything.
02:20:07
Okay. That's it.
02:20:10
And there we are.
02:20:11
Dicks are no dicks, right?
02:20:14
So not sexist
02:20:17
or misogynistic, but I can't on this show.
02:20:22
I saw it doesn't.
02:20:25
A female FBI trainee
02:20:27
couldn't get across an obstacle course.
02:20:30
You couldn't get across that pathetically.
02:20:32
Yeah, right.
02:20:34
And there's all those expressions.
02:20:35
The 5% strongest women in the world couldn't beat up the 95, and I.
02:20:41
When I say beat up, I don't mean just beat up.
02:20:43
Like, physically.
02:20:44
I mean,
02:20:45
you know, in every aspect of life.
02:20:47
What is bitch exactly is that
02:20:51
what the fuck is that.
02:20:54
What is that private Pyle sir.
02:20:56
Jelly donuts jelly donuts sir yes sir.
02:21:00
How did it get here sir I took it from the mess hall sir.
02:21:03
It's towel out in the barracks Private Pyle sir.
02:21:06
No sir.
02:21:06
Are you allowed to eat jelly donuts Private Pyle Sir.
02:21:10
No sir. And why not Private Pyle.
02:21:12
Sir because I'm too heavy sir because you all right.
02:21:15
Disgusting fat body Private Pyle sir.
02:21:18
Yes sir.
02:21:19
Then why did you hide a jelly donut in your footlocker private file sir.
02:21:23
Because I was hungry sir.
02:21:25
Because you were hungry.
02:21:32
Private Pyle
02:21:33
I just himself and dishonored the bottom
02:21:38
I tried to help him but I found
02:21:42
all right okay
02:21:45
Mount Rushmore
02:21:49
I should have found the fucking bumper before.
02:21:51
The one thing about.
02:21:55
That's I'm not sure what the point of that would be.
02:21:58
I'm going to try it again.
02:21:59
The one thing of Mount Rushmore is they are not ranked one through four.
02:22:03
It is just, oh, they're not for another movie.
02:22:07
Army sergeants.
02:22:09
Ooh, this guy does that to be movie.
02:22:13
I no if you I mean if you actually know one we already made
02:22:16
Lieutenant Dan Sergeant slaughter.
02:22:19
Oh, yeah.
02:22:20
There you go, Sergeant Slaughter.
02:22:22
Whatever this guy's name is.
02:22:24
Yeah. This guy, I don't even know his name.
02:22:26
What did you know his name?
02:22:28
No, I just know that he's the drill sergeant from Fort Benning.
02:22:31
Right.
02:22:32
The name that I do know is, Sergeant Hauschka from stripes.
02:22:36
Now, is he gets blown up in the tower.
02:22:39
Lieutenant Dan, is he.
02:22:41
He's a lieutenant.
02:22:42
Sergeant. Lieutenant? Yeah. He's not a sergeant.
02:22:44
It's not a real.
02:22:46
I don't think that counts. Is. Wait.
02:22:48
We put that sergeant in the comments.
02:22:50
Can we put Lieutenant Dan on the sergeant's Mount Rushmore?
02:22:54
Hold on. What's the other day?
02:22:55
And you go.
02:22:56
He was probably a sergeant at one point.
02:22:58
Sergeant?
02:22:59
I don't think lieutenant above, Sergeant.
02:23:02
Doesn't sound like I don't I don't know, I know it is.
02:23:06
Oh is it.
02:23:07
Oh, would you know it is Lieutenant above, Sergeant.
02:23:11
It is.
02:23:14
I'm going to go.
02:23:15
No, no, no to sergeant above a sergeant.
02:23:20
A sergeant comes before a lieutenant. And military rank
02:23:24
comes before leading their lower rank.
02:23:27
Right.
02:23:28
You get their first sergeant.
02:23:30
Okay. All right.
02:23:33
Okay, Lieutenant.
02:23:34
So Lieutenant Dan does fit on the sergeant.
02:23:37
You were right, I was wrong. I apologize.
02:23:41
Well, rush or no, that makes me right.
02:23:43
The Lieutenant Dan definitely counts to the sergeant.
02:23:46
Well, his knee is exceeded the rank of sergeant.
02:23:50
What's your point here, Gary?
02:23:52
You were right, I was wrong.
02:23:54
I apologize.
02:23:56
Thank you.
02:23:57
I'm for this guy.
02:23:58
And twice.
02:24:01
Sergeant, we need the fourth.
02:24:03
Sir, do you have any hostility and is not.
02:24:06
Yeah.
02:24:07
I put I wrote dark metal as the the, caption
02:24:13
because she's talking about dark matter and hossenfelder.
02:24:17
Yeah, we do.
02:24:18
Yes. We support the title is joy.
02:24:22
Oh, actually, no.
02:24:23
She recently I've been fighting dark matter for a long time
02:24:27
because it's a place marker for something that doesn't exist, so we don't need it.
02:24:32
It's razor.
02:24:35
Let's see it. But.
02:24:35
Well, I'm going by side show that.
02:24:38
Yeah, I love that.
02:24:38
Just got to be. That's got to be in the ground.
02:24:40
Decent enough for the counterweight I like that I like the dirt there.
02:24:44
You guys believe it that there's a t pad.
02:24:46
This is not a t pad.
02:24:48
It's just a stupid monument.
02:24:49
There you go. Really short to throw.
02:24:51
But I knew you guys would care more if I called it a T.
02:24:53
It's fake. Now that I'm looking at it,
02:24:56
it's not fake.
02:24:57
It is real.
02:24:59
It's real sculpture.
02:25:01
But it's not on a disc golf course.
02:25:03
Would you be doing shooting up that hill to that red?
02:25:06
Yeah. There's probably.
02:25:07
Yeah, there's another gas there.
02:25:09
What is that, a walking path there?
02:25:10
It's a whole sculpture. It's a whole sculpture park.
02:25:13
I didn't I was going to link to it and stuff,
02:25:15
but I thought, no, it's be better just to say it was a disc golf,
02:25:17
but it's a big metal sculpture.
02:25:20
They would get more action if they if there was a t pad and there was a basket.
02:25:23
It's a, you know, it's a brilliant idea.
02:25:25
As long as the sculpture wouldn't get damaged by the disc golf,
02:25:28
you just came up with a brilliant idea to a disc golf.
02:25:30
I went to a disc golf course.
02:25:31
They did have sculptures,
02:25:33
but what I would say that it was temporary, though, I think.
02:25:36
What if you went to any random disc golf course in the middle of a Saturday
02:25:41
and then added, you know, 40 to 100 tourists
02:25:45
just standing in the middle of the course, would that cause no one,
02:25:48
no one's coming to no one's coming to see this.
02:25:52
I bet they are.
02:25:53
You're going to go to disc golf and then happen to see this and go, oh,
02:25:57
this is interesting. Oh yeah. Yeah.
02:26:00
But there are sculpture enthusiasts that go to places to see that.
02:26:04
So you will actually drive.
02:26:07
No one's enthused, no one's enthused about that.
02:26:10
There's nothing enthusiastic about there's enthusiasts about just about everything.
02:26:15
What am I I don't see Darkman matter.
02:26:17
You mentioned it's a small.
02:26:19
It's a small group, but they exist.
02:26:22
Could you have sent the dark matter one to the wrong?
02:26:26
Yes. I said oh, I'll do I'll do the wrong crap all the time.
02:26:30
But it says dark metal.
02:26:32
Dark matter, dark metal.
02:26:34
I don't know, I don't know.
02:26:35
Oh, I said, that's all right.
02:26:37
I don't like Tuesday. Does that help?
02:26:41
Yeah, I'm on Tuesday instead.
02:26:43
Okay then I said Wednesday if I can cover
02:26:47
what's today?
02:26:49
I'm kidding.
02:26:50
I always know the day.
02:26:51
The day of the week is I just say no.
02:26:54
It was this one.
02:26:56
Oh, maybe I didn't say this is the right thing.
02:26:59
Yeah, I don't see it.
02:27:02
Oh, that's a chicken attack.
02:27:04
Did you know that,
02:27:06
you know,
02:27:08
it's the actor that gets you get my wife's
02:27:12
name out your fucking mouth.
02:27:15
Yeah, but what's his wife's name?
02:27:17
Fresh Prince.
02:27:19
But Jada Pinkett Smith, she finally just went full force with it
02:27:24
and decided to star in the next Jane movie, die.
02:27:30
He dropped here we go.
02:27:32
We're done in.
02:27:35
Permission to speak, sir?
02:27:37
Yeah.
02:27:41
That's hilarious.
02:27:44
He. My wife
02:27:47
abso fucking know.
02:27:49
She made it through hell.
02:27:51
Won't last one week.
02:27:53
Oh, Christian.
02:27:54
He's just gone soft.
02:27:56
That's the best fearsome trailer ever to.
02:28:00
And you now have exactly one minute to muster.
02:28:03
Why the fuck did you start all this in the first place?
02:28:07
I never expected you to do so damn well.
02:28:11
I'm not here to make some kind of thing, G.I.
02:28:14
Jane. Christ, why don't you just get it over with? Carla.
02:28:16
Joan of Arc.
02:28:19
Oh, it's very offensive.
02:28:23
I also like the, the fake movie trailer for the live
02:28:26
action Simpsons with, Adam Sandler as Homer.
02:28:30
I also like how Brady just had to ruin his let's Play
02:28:33
nothing but chicken attack from now on, what I ruined.
02:28:36
Oh, is it you? I thought,
02:28:39
is this another chicken attack thing?
02:28:43
Oh, you thought it was.
02:28:44
The thing was nothing but chicken attack video.
02:28:46
Oh, shit. No, no, he's cool.
02:28:49
Did you get off?
02:28:51
See, the thing about a chicken attack video, though,
02:28:53
is you don't realize you're getting more and more from these chicken attacks.
02:28:56
Do not run.
02:28:58
You can play a chicken attack video any time.
02:29:01
And it just, you know.
02:29:03
So wait, what was that? Wait, hang on a second.
02:29:05
What was happening with that last one? There was no hanging.
02:29:08
There's no hanging out.
02:29:08
Chicken attacks. You got it right.
02:29:10
It will chase you.
02:29:12
That's the thing about a chicken.
02:29:14
This one I don't see. I don't like these instigated ones.
02:29:17
These aren't chicken attacks.
02:29:18
These are human attacks.
02:29:22
These humans are attacking the chicken.
02:29:25
And you're not retaliating.
02:29:27
And the thing about a chicken chicken attack videos.
02:29:30
You should never feel sorry for the chicken. Just.
02:29:32
Just because someone he instigates doesn't mean you need to fight them.
02:29:36
If I go, oh, Brady, I'm going to fight you, you can then go, okay.
02:29:39
And then you start swinging at me.
02:29:41
So yeah, that totally matters.
02:29:43
Yeah, there's either a draw attack or a Brady attack.
02:29:45
And yeah, whoever instigates the shit is the attacker.
02:29:48
Absolutely. It does matter.
02:29:51
Oh, yeah. Exactly.
02:29:53
Yeah, yeah, I'm
02:29:56
that is a human thing.
02:29:57
So we just watched the human Attack video right now.
02:30:01
It doesn't seem human. It,
02:30:05
That'd be great.
02:30:06
A bunch of chickens throwing humans.
02:30:09
Hahaha.
02:30:10
He even snuck up on him, you dumb motherfucker.
02:30:15
Again, I love it.
02:30:16
This kid can barely run.
02:30:18
I don't mean to be critical, but a good chicken attack video.
02:30:21
Oh, I'm so glad to hear that you have a first.
02:30:24
You should feel scared for the human.
02:30:25
And then you should feel sorry for the human.
02:30:27
Not ever sorry for the chicken.
02:30:29
Oh, Jesus Christ.
02:30:32
Okay.
02:30:33
Okay, okay.
02:30:34
How about this?
02:30:37
The good time to squeeze in this.
02:30:39
That's all good.
02:30:39
I try to be myself.
02:30:41
Frees up chicken, I type.
02:30:44
Oh, chicken, I die.
02:30:49
All right, squeeze it.
02:30:49
An elbow like this.
02:30:52
I don't know how to make a full screen. Great.
02:30:54
If I can make it through those guys.
02:30:56
Some worms on the beach,
02:30:59
I kill.
02:31:00
Oh, that's a serious worm, right? Yeah.
02:31:03
There's a bird sticking like he is.
02:31:07
Another thing. So.
02:31:11
Okay, so
02:31:13
if if, let's just say this was real.
02:31:16
This is one, one strong motherfucker.
02:31:20
I mean, he's not even straining to hold that thing.
02:31:23
If this is real, come on,
02:31:26
Mr. Skeptic.
02:31:27
You think it's real?
02:31:30
It could be real.
02:31:31
I've seen these weird dragon monsters that are in the ocean,
02:31:33
but I've never seen one alive.
02:31:34
When usually when they wash up, they look like a dead jellyfish.
02:31:37
There's no. There's no girth to them.
02:31:40
I do my best.
02:31:42
I'm very stinking like hell.
02:31:44
But I do my best.
02:31:46
I'm burning up stinking like hell.
02:31:49
If I do my best.
02:31:52
I'm a fan of the fake videos.
02:31:54
Yeah.
02:31:55
They're great, you know, crazier.
02:31:59
I didn't really
02:32:01
I didn't watch the radio making fun of metal.
02:32:06
Darn it.
02:32:08
I'm gonna have to upload it.
02:32:10
Show your metal.
02:32:12
Yeah.
02:32:13
So I've been trying to do that, rap, and it's,
02:32:16
It's coming.
02:32:17
Oh, wait a minute.
02:32:18
Yeah. I'm not even halfway through.
02:32:19
It's hard.
02:32:21
It's good, but it's hard.
02:32:22
That's what she said.
02:32:23
Oh, okay.
02:32:24
It's good, but it's hard. But you know what?
02:32:26
She kept going to have an example of it.
02:32:28
But I don't know if I want to play it.
02:32:30
You don't.
02:32:31
You if you don't know you then you don't.
02:32:33
But you do because you can't tease it.
02:32:35
And now play the clip Brady yeah, yeah I know, but
02:32:38
it's just it's not like playing the drums or anything.
02:32:41
It's like
02:32:43
I, I do it for me to be honest.
02:32:46
Fuck me too. Me too.
02:32:49
I could spend hours racking my brain and getting some.
02:32:52
That's kind of good. Or I just.
02:32:53
There is our house band life available?
02:32:57
No, I got so I got, I got to band like Kismet.
02:33:02
And then there was, space and
02:33:07
this metal rap
02:33:09
figure, what comes after space?
02:33:12
Here it is.
02:33:12
So that's as far as I ended up getting.
02:33:16
So I tried to write a rap about a rapper.
02:33:18
I put myself in the position of a rapper who hates metal.
02:33:22
Okay? Metal is ruining music.
02:33:24
Oh, you're playing now?
02:33:25
I'm trying to. I didn't even upload and I'm hoping it uploads quick.
02:33:27
There's no pictures.
02:33:28
I'm going to do this then. And do what you got to do. The.
02:33:32
All right.
02:33:34
You ready?
02:33:34
Well, don't say that one.
02:33:36
I'm curious on how I would will interpret my rhyme scheme, but this is.
02:33:41
Yeah.
02:33:42
This is where ranch life.
02:33:44
It's nice to meet you. Pull up, big boy.
02:33:46
Pants up high and start with ease on the plateau.
02:33:49
Fags won't go suck my dick.
02:33:51
Instead they'll tell you to suck the motherfucking with some shit.
02:33:55
You can only fool me. Witness.
02:33:56
If you're airborne, you wouldn't be able to understand it.
02:33:59
Like uniform fly.
02:34:00
Just like Nazi Germany.
02:34:02
Throw up a hail form like a backwards hailstorm.
02:34:04
Using all forms up and jumping like it's nothing like his hair.
02:34:08
Of course.
02:34:08
Shut out to lumpy. Funny, cause he's forging their swords.
02:34:11
Okay, enough back to stuff you really care for.
02:34:14
I can feel it coming in the air drawer.
02:34:17
It's my balls.
02:34:18
Plural. Shit.
02:34:18
You need a pair for, like, a magic hat? Shit.
02:34:21
You need a hair for horse and fat for tortoise.
02:34:24
This time the hair scores. Man down.
02:34:26
Looks like we are not on a pre-prepared course.
02:34:28
I mean, what's the real time? The currency of force.
02:34:31
But that could always change.
02:34:33
Like a weird door.
02:34:34
It's the information age. You were a queer horse.
02:34:37
What's the gender, anyway? What's a woman here?
02:34:39
What's wrong?
02:34:40
True facts are pull yourself up by your bootstraps,
02:34:42
get you a big bag of weed and roll up two zags and give that to me.
02:34:46
Or get 13 my shoe tag.
02:34:48
If you don't do that, I put your Jewess in submission.
02:34:51
I love you, 13.
02:34:52
That sounds like a superstition.
02:34:54
We're on a journey.
02:34:55
Roll up joints. Then we hit them, ripping the system we love.
02:34:57
More on the search for some cryptids.
02:34:59
Setting some wicked liquid that slurs and blurs up the vision.
02:35:02
We're on a mission, never acting that person to some controversy.
02:35:05
Slash is drug free.
02:35:07
He retired at 30.
02:35:08
When sledge gets you drunk, he's sometimes known as gargling.
02:35:11
Shout out to Mama Sledge. Merry Christmas early.
02:35:14
Yeah, you heard me. Chestnuts in a few pies.
02:35:16
Fred Schwarzenegger likes to tell you true lies down the rabbit hole with Gary
02:35:21
and you guys.
02:35:22
And we don't listen to no women like they do in Dubai.
02:35:25
This is hardly a matriarchy.
02:35:27
Basically, one night in these matrices,
02:35:30
I started farting at a garden party.
02:35:33
Drinking leads to how monkey lead,
02:35:36
drunken weed blazing green papers
02:35:38
punch, who's got blazing weed and paper sleeves, resolves all the problems.
02:35:42
Then there's creeps touching teens. Fucking kids.
02:35:44
They just.
02:35:45
It's their belief, a faith to be.
02:35:46
I don't believe in kismet.
02:35:48
Got nothing between the ears but space.
02:35:49
And we pass my big dick.
02:35:51
See what you don't get. Nine
02:35:56
anniversary. Really good.
02:35:58
All of the show topics up until Kismet.
02:36:03
Space or.
02:36:04
Yeah. Space.
02:36:05
Yeah.
02:36:05
Wait, what's the space you believe? Repast.
02:36:08
The repast.
02:36:09
How did you say it?
02:36:10
Repast.
02:36:11
I was a year ago today.
02:36:14
Yeah, yeah, it was Thanksgiving.
02:36:16
I made frog legs and ate them.
02:36:19
Is the only time I eat.
02:36:21
So we're going to make you hate turkey.
02:36:24
We're going to make turkey.
02:36:26
All right.
02:36:26
You also made, banana penis desserts, I remember that, yeah.
02:36:30
Yeah, that was that same show.
02:36:33
Was a fan of all is a little. Yeah.
02:36:35
The only way would have been work is if you ate them with no hands.
02:36:38
Right. Put it on the table. Hey, everybody.
02:36:41
What are these?
02:36:41
Oh, girl, you're gathered
02:36:44
that secretly put semen in the right?
02:36:47
Oh, yeah.
02:36:48
Whoa, whoa.
02:36:49
Oh, I actually found one of those, candlestick salads.
02:36:53
Like, two weeks later, I was like, what's this doing here?
02:36:56
It was all shriveled up and dehydrated.
02:37:00
And you ate it.
02:37:01
Then I ate it.
02:37:05
Yeah.
02:37:05
Speaking of which, we got some breaking news.
02:37:08
Oh, did it.
02:37:15
I automatic just in.
02:37:16
I'm sorry. This just in.
02:37:17
I automatically get real sad
02:37:19
when I hear that now because I think somebody fucking died.
02:37:23
Oh, and they did too.
02:37:24
This isn't as breaking about.
02:37:26
The Los Angeles
02:37:26
Unified School District will play 139 million to end all remaining litigation
02:37:31
involving an elementary school teacher convicted of committing notorious counts
02:37:35
of lewd conduct against two students, according to the settlement on Friday.
02:37:39
The deal involved 82 students, but the legal and and blah blah blah blah,
02:37:42
so let's go.
02:37:44
Was arrested in 2012 and accused of blindfolding students and defeating them.
02:37:47
His semen on cookies.
02:37:50
What is the kid did you do?
02:37:53
You blind?
02:37:53
What did he see?
02:37:55
Do you blindfold the kid?
02:37:57
No. He doesn't have to be blindfolded, right?
02:38:00
Yeah. I mean, strong becomes.
02:38:02
Yeah, yeah.
02:38:04
Looks like he's got it and still eat it.
02:38:08
He had no problem with it.
02:38:09
He know he knows that it is.
02:38:11
Yeah.
02:38:17
Is anybody else hungry?
02:38:18
The school district was aware of sexual misconduct by Burnett
02:38:21
three decades ago, but failed to act
02:38:25
until a photo processor at a pharmacy contacted police.
02:38:29
Why does he have to blindfold them
02:38:32
guys, This guy isn't on top of the cookie.
02:38:36
Has he like a coach?
02:38:38
I don't mean to, like, feel like the guy is selling things.
02:38:42
He's blindfolded children eating some type of semen.
02:38:46
The blindfold makes me think it's not true.
02:38:48
You wouldn't need to put it on the cookies.
02:38:50
Or is it so?
02:38:51
Hey, mom, if it's, My teacher gave us cookies today.
02:38:54
Okay?
02:38:54
If it's, Hey, mom.
02:38:56
My teacher blindfolded us and made me eat cookies.
02:38:59
Yeah, yeah, like, get in the car.
02:39:02
Get in the car. We're going to talk to your teacher.
02:39:04
Actually, no. Stay in the car. I need to talk to your teacher alone.
02:39:07
I'll be right back. Yeah.
02:39:08
While making it weird. Why? Oh, reason.
02:39:12
And he.
02:39:13
I know I'm overlooking the whole second part,
02:39:15
but I want to get to the gist of it.
02:39:18
I saw the cookies and they looked dry on top, and then I put a blindfold on.
02:39:23
And then when I ate the cookie, there are some warm, sticky, salty goo.
02:39:26
And, so so I'm assuming that's all I said.
02:39:30
That is a joke, but. So that's it.
02:39:31
So it really does say semen on cookies, not in cookies.
02:39:34
So he didn't bake them with them in.
02:39:38
He put them on a cookie and gave it to him fresh but fresh from
02:39:43
oh so whacking off in the classroom.
02:39:47
That's why they need the blindfolds.
02:39:49
So the kid's eating the cookie.
02:39:51
Okay, everybody okay now all the kids, all the kids had to put blindfold on.
02:39:56
Yeah.
02:39:57
So you act off while the kids are blindfolded.
02:40:02
I'm sure
02:40:03
all of us put blindfold on and then gave us cookies. And.
02:40:06
So why is he not in jail for the rest of his life?
02:40:09
I think he is.
02:40:11
Okay. Got 25 years in jail. And you know what?
02:40:13
No, he's not. He's going to be.
02:40:14
You know what?
02:40:15
He's going to be in prison a very short time.
02:40:16
Very short time frame.
02:40:18
Like, are you saying they should release all the rapists?
02:40:21
Oh, several fourth grade girls had complained in the years.
02:40:25
I'm saying is that burden didn't.
02:40:27
Was masturbating in class.
02:40:28
Wouldn't it be fun?
02:40:29
Of all the girls were used released as a perfect topic.
02:40:33
Call that guy.
02:40:34
Only thing I'm saying is somebody's going to shank a chunk of metal into him
02:40:39
if you're going to masturbate.
02:40:40
Oh, how you know, how do you how are you letting yourself get caught?
02:40:45
Like, come on now,
02:40:47
have you ever got caught masturbating?
02:40:48
Not in class. No.
02:40:51
You masturbated in class?
02:40:52
I've never masturbated in class.
02:40:53
I did a lot of shit in class, but I never masturbated.
02:40:56
I masturbated class, and I fucked a couch.
02:40:58
I never masturbated in the bathroom at school.
02:41:00
I never masturbated at school.
02:41:02
I'm pretty boring.
02:41:03
I pretty much masturbate in my bed, in my bathroom, or sometimes on the couch.
02:41:07
But that's gross.
02:41:07
We should do a show about masturbation.
02:41:10
Yeah, that should be a thing.
02:41:12
We should.
02:41:13
You should start the monologue with, like, like nude.
02:41:16
Maybe I should.
02:41:18
I'm overdressed.
02:41:19
You know what this is?
02:41:20
This is warm.
02:41:21
I think I'm going to start wearing this.
02:41:24
Your shoulders.
02:41:24
Your shoulders are marking point.
02:41:26
I don't I seriously don't watch the show,
02:41:27
but I go through clips and there's like 40 clips from each show.
02:41:30
And I always know when there's a masturbation clip
02:41:33
because your, your shoulders are, the thumbnail.
02:41:36
It's frightening.
02:41:38
Oh, my.
02:41:39
I'm gonna look fur.
02:41:40
I'm sorry. Your your naked shoulders. I wasn't clear.
02:41:43
All right, all right.
02:41:44
And your hair isn't dark and greasy.
02:41:46
Curly like that, so I don't.
02:41:48
I've been meaning to ask you, do the drapes match the carpet?
02:41:53
Yeah, I dyed it
02:41:56
no lower.
02:41:57
I know, I know what you're talking about.
02:41:59
Damn. You said I said yes, I did it.
02:42:02
Oh, yeah.
02:42:03
Slightly lower because, you know, I said lower.
02:42:06
Lower. It's a comedy show.
02:42:08
It's a drum thingy. Somewhere here.
02:42:11
I thought this was educational.
02:42:13
I said, it is.
02:42:14
A lower Louisiana teacher admits the feeling.
02:42:16
Students spermicide.
02:42:18
It's a Louisiana schoolteacher who admits to lacing cupcakes with her
02:42:22
ex-husband sperm and feeding them to school children now faces nearly
02:42:25
40 years in prison, according to a report from Feeding People semen.
02:42:30
You can't talk over it.
02:42:32
I can't like you, can I got it nice and quiet for this one.
02:42:35
I just wanted because he said the word hot.
02:42:38
You said hi.
02:42:39
You say he said something like chicken.
02:42:42
Oh, yeah.
02:42:42
You said the word super high and it triggered me.
02:42:45
But I didn't want to interrupt you.
02:42:47
All right. Cool.
02:42:47
Part was, is Cynthia, without even thinking about it with a Pavlovian
02:42:51
response, just reached for his weed, and I felt very powerful for a second.
02:42:55
I did.
02:42:55
Miss Perkins and his wife, Cynthia Perkins, were arrested and charged
02:42:59
with creating child pornography, video voyeurism, and first degree rape,
02:43:03
a report from The Advocate said Cynthia Perkins
02:43:07
had worked as a school teacher at the time for
02:43:11
that, the time for West was Super Junior High School in Walker, Louisiana.
02:43:17
Today, Cynthia
02:43:18
Perkins admitted to crime and pled guilty in court.
02:43:22
Louisiana Attorney General Jeff Landry said
02:43:25
she not only waived her right to appeal, but attempted there.
02:43:29
It is an attempt to avoid conviction,
02:43:31
but she also spared the victims from reveal, reliving, reliving, reliving,
02:43:35
revealing a little of her crimes during a particular.
02:43:41
Shiver TV review
02:43:43
okay, perjury.
02:43:47
Probe.
02:43:49
Per the agreement to be admitted
02:43:50
to helping her ex-husband sexually assault a juvenile film.
02:43:53
Juvenile a juvenile beating and laced cupcakes
02:43:57
with sperm from her ex-husband, which were fed to school children.
02:44:00
The report is another the same story
02:44:04
Cynthia allegedly for this different story.
02:44:05
This was from 2022.
02:44:07
So this is the alleged allegedly filed a divorce
02:44:09
after the couple were arrested and charged.
02:44:11
Cynthia's attorney
02:44:12
said she was manipulated by her ex-husband into committing child sex crimes.
02:44:16
Yeah, right.
02:44:17
He made you put semen in the shit you baked.
02:44:22
I don't
02:44:24
I don't believe you convince.
02:44:26
I don't know if your loved one came to you and said, hey, I want your semen
02:44:30
so I can put them in some cupcakes and then, okay them to the children.
02:44:33
You see, that's weird, because I.
02:44:34
I made a commitment to my wife. Right.
02:44:36
You better just don't tell me.
02:44:38
Do you think that's the better or the worst part of the marriage?
02:44:40
When your wife is asking for semen, no questions asked.
02:44:43
What if you don't even know what it's for?
02:44:44
No. I really would hope that she would always be asking for semen.
02:44:48
But. But I mean, separately from a sexual act,
02:44:51
she shows up with a fucking medical cup and says, or worse,
02:44:54
a baker's fucking measuring cup and says, I want semen.
02:44:58
No, that's a problem.
02:44:59
Yeah. That's scary. Is it? Okay then?
02:45:02
Nope. It's never okay.
02:45:03
Not exactly.
02:45:06
Where did Gary go?
02:45:09
You have a question from a comment.
02:45:10
Did you want to read it to her?
02:45:11
Where do you come?
02:45:13
Well,
02:45:15
because it's directed at you.
02:45:18
Because it's
02:45:20
known in folklore.
02:45:22
So I'll. I'll admit it.
02:45:23
I've kissed my wife immediately after it.
02:45:25
I'll never do it again.
02:45:28
But, does that make.
02:45:29
That doesn't make me gay, right? Is my own.
02:45:32
Where's the girl comment?
02:45:34
All right.
02:45:35
I'm glad I was covered up so I can delete that.
02:45:38
Goddamn it.
02:45:38
Where's the gears?
02:45:42
But you got gears, buddy.
02:45:43
PDP, DPP, PDP.
02:45:49
Goddamn fucked up for me.
02:45:50
I couldn't hit anything.
02:46:00
So I've been told by my co-producer that I have never tasted semen in my life.
02:46:07
Wait.
02:46:08
Who? Wait.
02:46:10
I told you,
02:46:13
I don't know what. Dude. Who told you?
02:46:15
You got to put the wig on because you look fucking frightening without it.
02:46:19
And the I need eyeliner.
02:46:21
I actually, you know what?
02:46:22
You should leave that on all the time.
02:46:24
Yeah, you listen, but you looked.
02:46:26
You look at least ten years younger.
02:46:29
You know who you should go for as, Halloween next year.
02:46:32
Just do the mustache alone.
02:46:34
Vincent Price, do you know what else I notice now?
02:46:37
Vincent Price, that's. He just has a voice.
02:46:40
Or does he look a certain way?
02:46:41
No. The mustache, I think. And I.
02:46:44
Or visible and some, I don't know.
02:46:46
No. He died before I was born. Oh.
02:46:49
Those people.
02:46:50
But I don't even have that died before you as well.
02:46:53
Is that the guy that played Joker?
02:46:55
No, that's not him.
02:46:56
Here. Good laugh.
02:46:57
Good crazy laugh. That's what the Joker did.
02:46:59
It was Caesar. Yeah.
02:47:01
So mix in the wrong old people.
02:47:03
So I look forward to.
02:47:04
I look forward again, man. Not metal.
02:47:07
Nope.
02:47:07
Let me go look through my phone to the other of whatever chat.
02:47:10
That's awesome. Suffer.
02:47:13
Why would I send it to just you?
02:47:14
To you?
02:47:16
I sent you to end the show.
02:47:18
You can you send it again
02:47:21
without, You see, I know you did.
02:47:24
You send it to me.
02:47:25
And it was just the wrong I found on the wrong one right there.
02:47:29
Yeah.
02:47:30
See it when you notice it during the week,
02:47:34
you can send it, you know, forward it to the other one.
02:47:38
So I'm supposed to know, you know, is that the.
02:47:42
And I'm probably the only one that sends links
02:47:46
I shouldn't do.
02:47:47
I mean, you send them to you.
02:47:48
Those are least
02:47:51
markup language.
02:47:55
Was it
02:47:57
I don't know, I'm not.
02:47:59
I'm digging this dark beard.
02:48:02
Yes, that's what I was about to say.
02:48:03
So the one thing I noticed with
02:48:05
your beard, I never realized how much care you take.
02:48:08
So I'm, like a lazy person.
02:48:09
Like I almost have it up to my eyes if I just take this little bit off, right?
02:48:13
Oh, no, no, no.
02:48:15
Let lot turn it all the way down.
02:48:17
And that takes a lot of time.
02:48:19
Are you going to fix that?
02:48:21
Tonight. Tomorrow morning?
02:48:23
What do you mean? No, it looks great.
02:48:25
I mean, make it.
02:48:26
You mean make it not black or.
02:48:29
I don't know, I just feel like,
02:48:32
I think I have to wash it off before I go to bed, because, you know,
02:48:36
I don't want to get it all over the pillow or sheets or anything.
02:48:40
If it still is on in the morning, you have to make the mustache match
02:48:45
the great you did.
02:48:46
You and I can't see it.
02:48:49
Well, no, I can see my mustache anyway.
02:48:53
You ever seen the show?
02:48:54
Oh, you haven't, I haven't heard.
02:48:58
All right.
02:48:58
Looks like a cum stain on the. Yeah.
02:49:00
I mean, it's barely even a thing,
02:49:04
so I just want to make sure you may have been gone when that comment was there. I.
02:49:09
I was wondering, what about the salty thing?
02:49:11
I didn't know that.
02:49:12
I mean, yeah, the come is great.
02:49:15
Third off. Oh wait, that's a reused cabinet.
02:49:17
I thought you still want to come for a second?
02:49:19
Yeah, it was.
02:49:23
This third off.
02:49:24
The third third off was paying attention.
02:49:26
So I, I maybe I missed third option refractory period.
02:49:31
You can go three times. That's third like the third.
02:49:37
That's the third nut
02:49:40
maybe third off.
02:49:40
Only chimes in when we do something three times or thrice, as it were.
02:49:46
Three times a lady.
02:49:48
Fuck do any Rogers.
02:49:53
I think you died before he was born,
02:49:56
I think so I've
02:49:58
wanted to for the history of him because I think he's still alive.
02:50:03
I shouldn't ever watch him.
02:50:06
Please, please, please fix me.
02:50:10
Horse and Beth.
02:50:11
Always. Please, please.
02:50:14
Charity. Going on?
02:50:16
Ma'am, please, please, please, please don't.
02:50:21
Some traffic.
02:50:21
Unbelievable.
02:50:23
It's not the web telescope found evidence
02:50:26
that clearly contradicts predictions made with dark matter.
02:50:30
And it.
02:50:31
That confirms the predictions made by the computing.
02:50:34
Speaking of thumbs down, if you can comment, like or subscribe,
02:50:38
that'd be great.
02:50:38
It doesn't cost you anything and it helps us out immensely.
02:50:41
Yeah, we got some.
02:50:42
Do you like you watch the show every way, you can take pleasure from it.
02:50:45
You can also donate with the little button down there on Rumble that says Joy.
02:50:50
But I don't know if I should do it or not
02:50:51
because I've just heard the rumble is about to get rid of locals,
02:50:54
so I'm glad we didn't invest a lot into that private community.
02:50:57
And now they're going to do something called Rumble Premium for $99
02:51:00
a year, where you get access to all kinds of cool shit,
02:51:02
which may be behind the scenes part of our show.
02:51:04
If we decide to do that. Yeah.
02:51:05
I don't know if we should, because then they'll just
02:51:07
probably change that down the road will be screwed again.
02:51:09
The best thing is to have our own, like getting screwed.
02:51:12
The I like to having our own in control called tube dot help solve.org,
02:51:16
where you can see some really cool behind the scenes stuff if you want to go.
02:51:19
And right now it's kind of still free because we haven't
02:51:20
figured out a way to charge for it and put a paywall up.
02:51:22
But it's there if you want to go check it out.
02:51:24
They're modified Newtonian dynamics and no one cares.
02:51:29
Male speaker two thumbs up.
02:51:31
Yes, speaking annoying.
02:51:32
The I shouldn't be surprised because Stacy McCall cast oh, one other time.
02:51:37
I bought this shirt on Amazon, but I didn't actually completely check out.
02:51:43
Yeah, I think I have a picture.
02:51:44
I took a picture of it to prove it.
02:51:47
It's the exact same, but it's a male shirt.
02:51:48
It looks like a,
02:51:49
like a regular golf shirt, but the exact same color fade and everything.
02:51:53
No, actually order it because I always wait until I get a bunch of stuff.
02:51:56
So I don't order stuff from Amazon a lot, you know?
02:51:58
Right. It's gone. It's removed from the Earth.
02:52:00
All sizes, all colors. God never existed.
02:52:03
I think Sabrina,
02:52:05
whatever name is
02:52:07
Sabina over Sabina actually has such influence.
02:52:11
That's what she called up Jeff Bezos and had the shirt removed before
02:52:14
I had a chance to buy it.
02:52:15
Make fun of her to know the girl's name. So.
02:52:19
But I guess I didn't really play with Sabrina, honestly,
02:52:21
so I would always call her Sabrina Hassan Pfeiffer, her husband Felder.
02:52:25
So yeah,
02:52:27
that's why the pretty last name isn't even Hassan Pfeiffer.
02:52:30
The husband Pfeiffer is because I still bug my Bugs Bunny.
02:52:33
And that's what I think of.
02:52:34
We're still making fun of it. Yeah.
02:52:37
So we don't get any part of her name, right?
02:52:39
Ever.
02:52:39
No. So she she took. She stole my shirt.
02:52:42
She took my chair. She took my shirt from him.
02:52:45
The shirt. That's your shirt? You wear that?
02:52:47
Yeah, I was it was the exact shirt.
02:52:49
But like short sleeve male version.
02:52:52
It's going to be great with my own eyes.
02:52:55
You see the hypothesis of dark matter like galaxy
02:52:59
should form very slowly and gradually during the history of the universe.
02:53:04
In the early universe, there should be only small theory, right?
02:53:08
And localized and much greater, you know, many larger ones,
02:53:12
but it spirals with doubt on the thing.
02:53:16
So wait for a few billion line bits.
02:53:20
What? What's the thing?
02:53:22
My falsifiable claim.
02:53:25
Gotcha. And that's. Yeah, she's.
02:53:27
She wears that shirt to the beach, but no one cares.
02:53:30
So it's the only cut she has.
02:53:32
Because you can see. You can see. Yeah. He's.
02:53:34
That's a serious.
02:53:35
That's not even just a tan line.
02:53:37
That's 20 years of shirt aging.
02:53:39
Why do you throw your her shirt?
02:53:41
I would love to have her on the show just to ask her
02:53:44
what's up with the one shirt?
02:53:46
And you know what?
02:53:47
When we found, we thought we found it.
02:53:49
It's probably like it's probably perfectly like.
02:53:51
Like like no sun.
02:53:53
It's like she has to have more than one white skin.
02:53:58
Okay. Wow.
02:53:59
You really get into wow.
02:54:01
Keep going.
02:54:01
Right here is all, like, packed in yellow and, like,
02:54:04
should we leave you alone with her for a minute?
02:54:06
Red, pocked and red and skin cancer ready.
02:54:09
And I can, like, turn our backs if you want to.
02:54:12
I mean you sorry against that whole room.
02:54:16
Yeah.
02:54:19
She's looking fucking awesome in the intro.
02:54:22
Would you not bring that?
02:54:23
Oh, I made the sound go away when I left.
02:54:25
Oh, shit. I was just in the room.
02:54:28
I was the sexier Sabrina Carpenter, though.
02:54:32
Yes. And I don't think that's possible.
02:54:34
Bull sitting underneath it. Astrophysicists.
02:54:38
I think
02:54:40
Sabrina, graphically, the galaxies with the typically.
02:54:43
Oh, no, that's speaking of masturbation today.
02:54:45
Yeah. Library video, music video.
02:54:47
We know until recently that was so simple
02:54:50
because we just didn't have any data for all the galaxies.
02:54:53
But I'm sorry, what is C8?
02:54:55
I don't know what K means in front of 6 billion.
02:54:58
I don't know, it's, probably they're taking Jesus out of.
02:55:00
And so I know, I know ad I know b c
02:55:04
circa it'd be circa 6 billion years.
02:55:08
So, so yeah.
02:55:09
Is it's a long circa circa six.
02:55:13
But what the fuck does circa even mean?
02:55:14
Did she say, around the time of C around us
02:55:17
today should be only about 6 billion years old.
02:55:21
Until recently, that was plausible because we just didn't
02:55:24
have any data for older galaxies again.
02:55:27
But the Webb telescope changed that.
02:55:29
Astrophysicists quibble about the details, of course,
02:55:33
but they agreed on this that the early universe quibble
02:55:37
should not have big galaxies, and that they formed very gradually.
02:55:42
This is indeed so sick of extra words.
02:55:44
They're so superfluous.
02:55:46
Exactly what they correlate with these computer simulations
02:55:49
for structure formation, like the one you see here.
02:55:52
They show the gradual build up of galaxies, mostly from the mergers of here.
02:55:57
It comes dark matter halos.
02:56:00
This figure shows, called a merger tree
02:56:03
for the simulation of one particular galaxy.
02:56:06
You see that it starts out from a lot of small ones.
02:56:09
And then they merge mostly and pass, and then they merge some more.
02:56:13
And eventually there's only one big galaxy left.
02:56:17
In modified Newtonian dynamics mode for short, galaxies form entirely differently.
02:56:22
Just as a reminder, this theory doesn't contain dark matter,
02:56:26
but instead cells like gravity works differently than Einstein predicted.
02:56:31
Albert doesn't like this at all, but he's really trying to be open-minded
02:56:36
specifically in Mond, the gravitational force is so
02:56:40
all of a sudden strong as large.
02:56:42
This really shows accelerations as it does in lunchtime.
02:56:45
In gravity.
02:56:46
This effectively increases the gravitational pull
02:56:49
in early galaxy formation so they form faster.
02:56:53
This is a solid prediction from one that dates back to the late 1990s.
02:56:58
The prediction from dark Matt
02:57:01
I'm not sure
02:57:04
is the right thing for the way I know what it's like to water.
02:57:08
It's a pleasure.
02:57:09
I'm dropping back to Einstein, but the screams theory is clever
02:57:12
human minds, the speed of light.
02:57:13
It's always constantly said to me, I'm into.
02:57:15
No, I'm different from the king of rubber.
02:57:17
Number one.
02:57:18
You go see? It's gone. I'm not.
02:57:20
I'm kind of sorry. It must have been interesting.
02:57:23
This theory is such distances.
02:57:25
All low accelerations as it does in Einstein.
02:57:28
In gravity.
02:57:29
This effectively increases the gravitational pull
02:57:32
in early galaxy formation.
02:57:34
So they form faster.
02:57:39
But what?
02:57:40
What are what?
02:57:42
What's that?
02:57:43
What's the half infinitely mathematical symbol?
02:57:46
I'm not aware what that OC is.
02:57:49
Are you? No. Okay. Just checking.
02:57:51
No no no no, I certainly do not know what I mean.
02:57:54
Mind is, f fish one
02:57:57
are they Einstein f fish one r squared?
02:58:01
Just so you know, for those that are listening at home, right.
02:58:06
Oh, I'm Stein sounds right on this one.
02:58:08
But, Einstein also said gravity could work as a repulsing,
02:58:14
force as well as a.
02:58:17
So, pulling you towards a mass, rubbing ball to Einstein.
02:58:20
Yeah.
02:58:21
So let you just rethink this theory
02:58:24
where you left.
02:58:27
This one for you.
02:58:28
Tell me this one before you feel me.
02:58:30
Imagine two worlds is off and without Einstein.
02:58:32
Foil arms.
02:58:34
What?
02:58:36
You get it?
02:58:39
Just in case you didn't have to imagine two.
02:58:42
But so I believe so with this one, please tell me this one before you feel me.
02:58:46
Imagine two worlds to show off.
02:58:48
And without Einstein foil arms
02:58:51
if you know what German is.
02:58:53
Man, that was fucking killer.
02:58:56
I know what German is.
02:58:57
I speak of Germanic language.
02:59:00
Yeah? Which one?
02:59:02
English.
02:59:04
Oh, I don't think.
02:59:05
Then I'm Swedish. Not. That is, Swedish.
02:59:09
I don't English.
02:59:12
Well, not just from the, village.
02:59:16
John Feinstein for arms. Village dog.
02:59:19
Einstein for arms. Really?
02:59:22
Look at it. I'm sure there's.
02:59:24
Look, look it up. It'll be great.
02:59:26
It'll be great.
02:59:28
All right, spoiler alert.
02:59:30
Why don't you just tell me?
02:59:34
Why are we only.
02:59:35
What movie you want to see? Yes.
02:59:39
I mean, no.
02:59:41
Are you sure that's what you meant?
02:59:43
No. Yes, yes.
02:59:46
Two girls be.
02:59:49
That's very specific.
02:59:51
Period.
02:59:52
All girls pick a fine tune.
02:59:54
All girls school?
02:59:56
Yes. Only girls should be confined
02:59:59
to all girls schools.
03:00:02
Brilliant.
03:00:03
That's like a Microsoft answer again.
03:00:05
Very logical, but it's not very helpful.
03:00:07
No, and I don't take no orders from the woman, by the way.
03:00:11
Like, by the way, I don't take orders from no women.
03:00:14
Very.
03:00:15
You rephrase.
03:00:15
No, no more appropriate student in an all girls school than a girl.
03:00:20
Should girls be confined to an all boys school?
03:00:23
Never, never, ever.
03:00:26
That would defy the whole thing.
03:00:31
Girls
03:00:32
should be confined to put their mouth on my penis.
03:00:35
Oh, they don't always agree. No.
03:00:41
Federal interest rates.
03:00:44
What about them? What?
03:00:46
What a weird thing to rant,
03:00:47
but I don't think there should be any federal interest rates.
03:00:50
There should be no federal tax collection.
03:00:55
The, they talking about
03:00:56
the Federal Reserve Bank,
03:00:59
and that's because interest
03:01:02
rates, the whole story just chopped up when I said that.
03:01:05
Of course.
03:01:06
So somebody just jumped on.
03:01:07
This is not any financial information. No.
03:01:11
Certainly don't don't listen.
03:01:12
Any advice we say now, last,
03:01:15
last time I checked the like the those kind of, reports,
03:01:19
the Greenspan and I think that's been like 20 years, I don't know.
03:01:30
Yep. Yeah.
03:01:34
Me mechanic not
03:01:35
speak English, but he know what me mean when Mr.
03:01:39
car no go and we best friends so me think why waste time
03:01:44
say a lot word when you work do track.
03:01:50
What what you say.
03:01:56
Yeah.
03:01:59
I'll tell you what guys.
03:02:00
As above. So below.
03:02:04
You know, wrap up by no metal.
03:02:13
As above.
03:02:14
So below. Okay. Hi.
03:02:16
Have a good night.
03:02:17
Talk to you, buddy.
03:02:19
Has fun while it lasted, though.
03:02:21
It was.
03:02:47
As above.
03:02:47
So below.
03:02:49
Okay. Bye.
03:02:54
Guy with the finger
03:02:55
on the pulse of our meter.
03:02:58
Give me the thing.
03:02:59
Brady.
03:03:02
Robot for Brady.
03:03:06
So that was kind of interesting
03:03:09
to Guy.
03:03:15
Mr. Brady and Joshua Brady
03:03:18
and or Gary Asimov and so below.
03:03:22
Because he's so close. Brady.
03:03:24
And for sure are doing it our way.
03:03:28
We're gonna make it make our dreams come true.
03:03:30
I just came to show it's Brady and Raw.
03:03:34
It's their show now Brady draw.
03:03:41
Draws that good.
03:04:03
Are you in your basement?
03:04:06
Do you have a basement?
03:04:07
Where?
03:04:08
I see a closet in a bedroom or a basement?
03:04:14
Did you paint it?
03:04:14
Bedroom should be a bedroom.
03:04:16
Both. Enough.
03:04:16
But it's an office. Yes, I did paint it.
03:04:19
I think your camera lens might be a little dirty.
03:04:21
Let's. It's really foggy down there.
03:04:23
No, it's just, lighting.
03:04:26
Do you do that?
03:04:27
And it's also, I think you have super led daylight.
03:04:30
You look bright white, almost washed out.
03:04:36
That's a lot of light.
03:04:38
No, I don't I'm just saying the technical side of the,
03:04:41
you know, the Brady Joshua light up front.
03:04:43
But I'm not going to get all gay.
03:04:45
We're going to keep it the drawer and Brady show today too
03:04:47
because I don't feel like sliding anything.
03:04:51
I missed that
03:04:52
I'm just going to play this I'm going to play the tiniest bit of it.
03:04:55
Oh, here we go.
03:04:57
You know
03:04:59
okay.
03:05:00
Now I feel okay in my home office.
03:05:03
Certain segments.
03:05:03
I miss home office. Yeah.
03:05:06
You got the raise up. I saw that, yeah.
03:05:08
I don't have the, I've had that before, but I just don't have, no adjustment
03:05:12
that would lead me to believe that it was indeed your home office.
03:05:16
This was a camera.
03:05:18
So you don't.
03:05:19
So you don't want to talk about your new house, then?
03:05:21
That's what I had as a suggestion.
03:05:22
Oh, well, let's talk about it.
03:05:24
Let's talk about
03:05:26
I don't know, you were pretty excited about it before.
03:05:28
I was just curious.
03:05:29
I'm still excited about it.
03:05:31
I would ask you about Sean, the circle K guy,
03:05:34
but you said you went back during the day and he wasn't there.
03:05:37
Yeah, I almost feel like the guy that we talked to was there.
03:05:41
I'm pretty sure it was him, but I'd be even better.
03:05:45
That would be great.
03:05:47
I, I wish I would remember at 10:00 I was going to interrupt
03:05:50
the monologue and be like, we have to call right away because you
03:05:53
you would went there and then came to the show, right?
03:05:55
So it was like he was working around 10:00 last week.
03:06:00
Right.
03:06:01
Yeah. That's where I got my beer because I just wanted to get my beer.
03:06:03
I assume that, so I figured, yeah, in my head all week
03:06:07
I was like, we got to call him is close to 10:00.
03:06:09
Maybe I'll remember next week.
03:06:11
Yeah.
03:06:13
I so want to talk. Weird. How? Yeah.
03:06:15
Like, Right.
03:06:16
Maybe he's off at ten.
03:06:18
Yeah, that would make sense.
03:06:20
Or he was there either way.
03:06:23
Right.
03:06:23
You didn't want to say
03:06:25
he's protecting a little.
03:06:26
The wee one.
03:06:28
I played all but one of my videos.
03:06:31
It's a wonderful Thanksgiving metal song.
03:06:34
It's really not that good.
03:06:36
And I so wanted to play the drums, man.
03:06:38
I want to play the drums badly on the show.
03:06:42
But two reasons.
03:06:44
My back has been out, so I haven't played for like two weeks
03:06:47
and I'd probably suck and I can't get it synced no matter what I do.
03:06:50
StreamYard. Streamlabs.
03:06:52
What do we in StreamYard will not sync whatever.
03:06:56
Whatever I play with is not sync.
03:06:58
So it's all out. It's all out of tempo.
03:07:00
I mean, it's, you know, what do you play with?
03:07:03
I'd rather not talk about that.
03:07:04
We're talking about drums and metal right now.
03:07:05
These groups of guys that I played with.
03:07:10
I never did that.
03:07:11
The closest
03:07:11
I ever came to that, like I even mentioned,
03:07:13
the two guys that I went to
03:07:14
was one was supposed to be a singer and a guitar player in one of my bands.
03:07:17
And I, they sat there and watched porn and we left.
03:07:20
Never did anything but play music.
03:07:25
And I've been in a basement with a lot of guys for a long time.
03:07:28
Nothing but music has nothing, but music has ever happened.
03:07:32
You can clip all you want.
03:07:33
I'm so strong in my manhood, in my masculinity.
03:07:36
Groups of guys that I played with,
03:07:39
nobody would ever watch
03:07:41
this and hear that, would believe that I could possibly be gay.
03:07:44
So I'm fine.
03:07:45
No, no.
03:07:45
Knowing that would watch this in here
03:07:47
that would continue listening because you're eating into the microphone,
03:07:51
please, in the comments, in the comments.
03:07:53
If you had to pick one of us on the camera,
03:07:55
right on the screen right now, that was gay.
03:07:58
On the microphone.
03:07:58
If you had to listen to one of us right now, who would it be?
03:08:01
Okay? Gay people don't eat on the microphone.
03:08:04
They care about what people think.
03:08:06
No, tell them on which one of us which one of us
03:08:09
cares who eats on the microphone and is bothered by it?
03:08:12
The gay one?
03:08:14
No. I think we
03:08:15
should all just take a moment to give thanks or die.
03:08:18
Yeah. Good, good.
03:08:20
I'm going to gross.
03:08:24
I want to eat up every day.
03:08:26
It's okay. Looks great.
03:08:27
Already starting the the little girls group.
03:08:31
You guys are all.
03:08:31
All I want to do is eat all your food, I go get, I get to
03:08:37
go to bed, I, I go down the hall from the kitchen. But
03:08:43
I just for Douglas food archive
03:08:49
guidelines for having lots of food.
03:08:50
Dark.
03:08:55
Go to church
03:08:56
because I like standing on the corner.
03:09:00
Wait for you to say grace.
03:09:01
Thank you.
03:09:02
Fucking wait on my second plate.
03:09:03
Oh, I tried, so hurry up.
03:09:07
Right. Pretzel for such.
03:09:09
We'll get for having lots of food, guys.
03:09:20
Next time
03:09:22
it's nice. Tonight.
03:09:23
The food is fucking right.
03:09:24
It's nice to thank you for the fucking great, great, great good legs are die.
03:09:30
Good things are die.
03:09:31
Get things are die, get things are die.
03:09:33
Captains are die, get things are die die
03:09:37
die die die die die die.
03:09:39
Thank you.
03:09:40
Don't call them. Get thanks for what?
03:09:43
What came first?
03:09:44
The drum. Sega.
03:09:44
The drum. Stick.
03:09:48
You mean as far as chicken attack?
03:09:50
I just thought that I'm not amazing.
03:09:53
As far as I know, you're going to complain about the eating I ate on purpose in
03:09:55
the video had was people just fucking crazily eating is brilliant.
03:09:59
Drumstick in the drums.
03:10:00
Why is this a toy drive?
03:10:02
Is this a toy
03:10:05
or toy?
03:10:06
And here's the chicken attack.
03:10:08
Chicken attack!
03:10:09
These things are die, die die die die
03:10:14
die die die die.
03:10:18
What's up?
03:10:20
Oh. Very brought the best chicken attack video of the week
03:10:24
for dice.
03:10:26
Would you like to have for your dance?
03:10:28
Let's just for down before
03:10:33
I die.
03:10:35
So give me that pumpkin pie.
03:10:42
I knew that had to be.
03:10:44
Thank you.
03:10:45
Well, don't play it. Do it.
03:10:46
I had to be myself.
03:10:48
Freeze up chicken.
03:10:50
Got up, up chicken.
03:10:53
I die, I won't let your.
03:10:59
Heat the beautiful.
03:11:01
Those two beautiful moments.
03:11:03
It's weird when he smells
03:11:05
cock feet.
03:11:09
I don't know why
03:11:11
he rubs his feet.
03:11:15
No, that's why I said cock feet.
03:11:17
Because it's anyway.
03:11:21
Really?
03:11:23
Chicken attack.
03:11:24
Even though it's a turkey,
03:11:25
you can't really rip on me because half your chicken attacks were turkeys too.
03:11:29
They were roosters, but
03:11:31
it's nothing but chicken attacks.
03:11:35
This is ridiculous.
03:11:37
I need to get a chicken attack button.
03:11:38
I don't have one.
03:11:43
Tell me seriously, who?
03:11:44
Mrs.. Kamala.
03:11:45
Kamala Harris, not me. Who?
03:11:48
Good, good good.
03:11:51
Brilliant.
03:11:54
I don't even look.
03:11:54
If they were comments, that's the only thing I can think that we missed.
03:12:00
Anything else?
03:12:01
Anything else you got?
03:12:01
I appreciate that, Gary. Staying on longer.
03:12:05
No, not.
03:12:05
I don't really have
03:12:08
too much else.
03:12:10
I also don't like the way TikTok moved all the comment stuff.
03:12:13
I hate other dear fudges, but they didn't really involve
03:12:17
metal and I didn't really get a chance to.
03:12:20
I just try to make sure that they had
03:12:23
metal involved, and although it claimed that
03:12:25
they did on the forefront, it really doesn't.
03:12:29
We talked about the grandparents being aware about
03:12:33
maybe we didn't,
03:12:35
grandparents being aware.
03:12:38
That you go
03:12:40
you come out to your grandparents.
03:12:48
Sergeant comes for lieutenant.
03:12:50
We'll we'll save those comments for next week.
03:12:53
He's down here.
03:12:54
Yikes.
03:12:55
Somebody went off on the granddaughter.
03:12:59
Misidentifying. Come.
03:13:01
Whoa. I knew it would. I hate to see.
03:13:04
I don't want to just put up shit like that, but
03:13:07
triggers people.
03:13:16
Yeah, we'll save that next week's topic.
03:13:19
Would
03:13:21
I doubt it?
03:13:25
But Fledge rants
03:13:28
live this week we will be doing drugs.
03:13:31
You heard me right.
03:13:32
Drugs.
03:13:36
Fledge rants
03:13:36
live 80 would word.
03:13:41
But it won't be wood.
03:13:42
It'll be wood
03:13:45
if it is. Well, I hope you do.
03:13:46
Yeah, I hope you do.
03:13:47
Alice in Chains mash up would we get?
03:13:49
We see.
03:13:50
I like mashing up rock songs, but the rock doesn't match with the rock.
03:13:54
It's like rock, paper, scissors.
03:13:57
No, I think it'll go good with that song.
03:14:00
I'll try it.
03:14:02
Pretty universal theme.
03:14:03
So what do you got?
03:14:04
What other. What song you thinking?
03:14:07
How much would church give a woodchuck?
03:14:09
Could
03:14:11
or groundhog?
03:14:12
How much wood could have groundhog chuck?
03:14:13
I would just go,
03:14:16
would rap and I would come up with
03:14:19
would suck.
03:14:21
He would go, would rap and you would come.
03:14:24
And then I definitely would not come.
03:14:26
Trump I'm going to come.
03:14:27
Trump would come, come,
03:14:30
Kamala, would you come?
03:14:31
Do not come.
03:14:32
That's what I thought. Oh, gross.
03:14:36
No, don't worry you won't.
03:14:37
You won't be coming I you I think you said it on the show.
03:14:40
She was hot at one time.
03:14:43
Yeah she was I don't agree.
03:14:45
But you said that. And the men on her side, apparently.
03:14:48
I mean, she was one. She was one of two hoes
03:14:51
on Montel Williams sides.
03:14:57
This metal.
03:14:58
Should I play my diss metal rap song?
03:15:01
I should, I should we close the show out with this?
03:15:05
Unless you got anything else.
03:15:07
Anybody want to call in?
03:15:07
I don't even have the, Oh, we got comments.
03:15:10
It's got to be Gary.
03:15:11
Shut the fuck up, Gary, get on the show.
03:15:14
Would. Yeah, I knew you'd say we're young.
03:15:16
Or how young are we talking about when it comes to what's cool is every time
03:15:19
Gary comments the Rumble bot comments right after, like he knows it's him,
03:15:25
I is going to take over.
03:15:26
Oh, did you hear two?
03:15:28
In an experiment they asked I if it wanted to kill humans
03:15:31
and it said no with all sincerity does not want to kill humans.
03:15:34
It paused and then said it has to kill humans.
03:15:42
Yep. And then I found to kill him.
03:15:44
Did they did they ask it? Why?
03:15:47
Every time I don't, I use
03:15:49
I use AI very little to to try and right things.
03:15:52
But anytime I do, I'm like, hey, do me a favor, write me a rap song about fledge.
03:15:56
And then in two lines, it's like humans kill yourself.
03:16:00
Like, whoa, I asked for dandelions and sunshine
03:16:03
and you're telling humans must all die.
03:16:06
Every song, every other line.
03:16:09
So don't use a
03:16:12
great stuff.
03:16:13
Otherwise it'll steer humanity in a horrible direction.
03:16:15
It's already killing.
03:16:17
Determine it was a prediction.
03:16:18
May have been an error, but there was a no.
03:16:21
So I didn't hear it.
03:16:24
All right, so I can't pinpoint a photo where I can go.
03:16:29
This is, an attractive younger Kamala Harris, so,
03:16:33
we're going to pretend that I didn't say that, so, you know, it's okay.
03:16:36
You can, retract or. Correct.
03:16:40
That's the best part.
03:16:41
Kamala does it all the time.
03:16:43
She believes in this, doesn't believe in that.
03:16:46
Oh, wait, we don't talk about that anymore.
03:16:48
I believe in fracking.
03:16:49
I will give a preview to the comments next week.
03:16:52
That'll be double week. Comments.
03:16:53
They they do have to do with some political mudslinging.
03:16:57
Oh no. But they were done with politics.
03:17:01
I thought so too.
03:17:02
But apparently if you stick up for reality, you're automatically a Maga,
03:17:07
which I am not.
03:17:08
I mean, I'd like to make America Great again, but I'm not like in the Red
03:17:11
hat camp.
03:17:12
I do have a red shirt on today, just coincidentally.
03:17:17
I was supposed to put my Metallica shirt on.
03:17:21
Speaking of metal,
03:17:23
here's a
03:17:25
diss metal rap.
03:17:28
It's probably pretty bad and ridiculous.
03:17:29
It even has horrible sound effects in it,
03:17:31
but it's still here and we don't have to play the whole thing.
03:17:33
Just a.
03:17:36
Giant white thing to.
03:17:42
Avoid.
03:17:43
So I don't want anybody to talk to me.
03:17:46
You know your Facebook post you need to go to Universal Core.
03:17:49
Sounds like just a bunch of noise to me.
03:17:51
I want to avoid a symphony by screaming like a fool.
03:17:54
Ain't no cheap hip hop twist. That little play out
03:17:58
is dinosaur girl you get paid, boy you're stuck in the past.
03:18:01
What's up?
03:18:02
I need a body for the white hair.
03:18:04
But we got the chops.
03:18:06
Come on, we're rocking the slots.
03:18:08
Come get the Slayer. Do I talking to you?
03:18:09
Oh, come on, it's Scott. That's a shame.
03:18:11
They just forgot about the Napalm Death.
03:18:16
Yeah, they gotta go back to the Napalm Death.
03:18:19
Yeah, but we got the chops.
03:18:21
Sicko mode. Where you working the slop snake?
03:18:22
Home to the Slayer. You ain't touching that.
03:18:24
You want to, Travis Scott? That's the shit.
03:18:26
They just flash.
03:18:27
They want to hear your pork solo so your trash gets on the beats in face.
03:18:31
You just sound like.
03:18:32
When did you buy a song?
03:18:34
Night party feeling that attract the shit?
03:18:36
You just make it, you make it.
03:18:37
And that's what I show to John the for doing this real.
03:18:41
Why you keep the sheet metal underground.
03:18:43
You wait on the baddest till they
03:18:47
go to get the visit.
03:18:49
That's why we try to do the game.
03:18:50
You watch the beats in the got to quit sound like a tree.
03:18:54
Couldn't touch my brain.
03:18:54
Just working my way to finish his lobster milkshake I just got the top metal.
03:19:00
You gotta know your place I got my good I'm gonna break off point a symphony.
03:19:07
Why you screaming like a fool.
03:19:08
It'll take care supreme.
03:19:10
That'll play down beat
03:19:15
Netflix for you.
03:19:16
Ain't a chick.
03:19:19
Pops is no doubt.
03:19:26
It just goes on with music.
03:19:27
After that
03:19:30
hip hop, is it?
03:19:30
No doubt.
03:19:34
It is right.
03:19:36
Mount Rushmore of wood. Yeah.
03:19:38
We'll have to save that for next week.
03:19:40
My penis
03:19:41
mahogany is so overplayed to you, I don't.
03:19:44
It's looks more like a nut than a wood.
03:19:47
Cedar. Let's say cedars up there.
03:19:49
See, I go with balsa just because of.
03:19:51
It's so strong,
03:19:54
so light.
03:19:55
Bamboo. Definitely.
03:19:56
Bamboo is bamboo.
03:19:57
Wood smell like bamboo is more of a fabric than a wood.
03:20:02
No, it's like a it's a more dark, like a fiber.
03:20:06
Although I guess if.
03:20:09
Interesting.
03:20:10
Can't wait. Is it not really going to be wood?
03:20:12
Is it really going?
03:20:13
We already made the graphic.
03:20:14
It's up to fuckface
03:20:16
who made the graphic.
03:20:18
I didn't make it.
03:20:19
So whatever.
03:20:22
And I say N-word.
03:20:24
I will never say any form of nigga.
03:20:29
You know I'm cured of that.
03:20:30
Where's you with there?
03:20:32
Oh, fuck you.
03:20:35
Like highlighted.
03:20:37
What?
03:20:37
How does it.
03:20:38
Oh, because you're first.
03:20:39
It's the drawing Brady show today. Yeah.
03:20:42
A giant shot there where Gary's reflecting.
03:20:45
It was perfect for the Jerry curl. I'm glad I had it.
03:20:48
I wondered why I had that one frame for what he's gonna.
03:20:51
She's gonna.
03:20:52
It was very Rick James up. And now I know.
03:20:56
You know what?
03:20:56
I don't know if you so much as a super freak or kind of just freaky.
03:21:01
He was going for hair metal hairband hair.
03:21:04
I don't know, you can call it metal hair.
03:21:07
The hair.
03:21:08
What do they call it? Cuts?
03:21:09
You know, it's pretty metal to wear blackface in 2024.
03:21:12
I'll tell him that.
03:21:14
Very metal.
03:21:14
Even if it was only one third.
03:21:16
Yeah. Partial blackface.
03:21:19
He didn't have a very cruel wig. You would have.
03:21:20
He would have been fully.
03:21:22
He was going for,
03:21:24
the Rick James look,
03:21:26
if anybody does have a problem, you can leave a voicemail at one
03:21:29
five, eight, six, three rants three or email Fledge rants at gmail.com
03:21:34
and will read everything for free on the air all the time.
03:21:40
If it's not wood, it can be.
03:21:42
No, it's probably going to be wood.
03:21:44
Now that we are going to have wood the entire episode, don't you?
03:21:48
Anyways?
03:21:51
No, I okay, I'm got like a semi stiffy.
03:21:56
Work.
03:22:00
That'd be a fun, be a fun rant.
03:22:02
No, it's never the topic.
03:22:03
He'll let us know sooner or later.
03:22:05
Probably later,
03:22:07
probably later.
03:22:10
I'm sure there's something I have.
03:22:11
Oh, the woman quote I forgot the woman quote.
03:22:16
Where is it?
03:22:16
Up here somewhere.
03:22:18
You want to see homos naked?
03:22:20
That's not it.
03:22:22
But home is where the heart is, I said, oh,
03:22:26
you guys saying say home is where the heart is in Louisiana.
03:22:30
And then it's supposed to say you want to see.
03:22:31
It's supposed to sound like you want to see homos naked.
03:22:34
Do you have a way better Louisiana accent than I do?
03:22:37
Yeah, I'll say home was like,
03:22:40
how was of the hardest?
03:22:42
So I don't know how that sounds the same.
03:22:44
I think he was.
03:22:45
I think he wanted to see almost naked.
03:22:49
Where is my quote? Oh,
03:22:52
I look trans when I'm on my period.
03:22:54
Every woman.
03:22:57
Not sure what that means,
03:22:58
but I think there'll be some women that understand it.
03:23:02
And thankfully, all period product
03:23:04
commercials are using red dye now, so
03:23:07
thank goodness
03:23:09
we don't think that women have alien periods anymore. Why?
03:23:13
They were using actual period blood before.
03:23:16
No, they use blue like Windex color blue my whole life.
03:23:19
They always use the little port.
03:23:20
I look, what it can absorb, and you see, they shake the little fucking vial
03:23:23
with the big pad material in it,
03:23:26
and it was like Lottie Dye.
03:23:27
Now, if they started
03:23:28
using the dark red dye, which is obviously more realistic, right?
03:23:34
But also to me,
03:23:35
a little gross when I'm sitting there watching football.
03:23:38
Next thing I know, I'm like, fuck yeah, yeah.
03:23:41
The girls around me liked it too.
03:23:43
They were like, we wish they use real blood.
03:23:45
Then maybe fucking people would understand more.
03:23:47
And I'm like, I don't think it's the same seeing it.
03:23:50
I don't know if they want to waste real blood for commercial
03:23:54
waste. It. What would they be using it for?
03:23:56
Otherwise, I don't know.
03:23:58
The medical community.
03:23:59
Oh, right. Right.
03:24:00
I was thinking weird, disgusting things like Dracula. And who?
03:24:03
Those people, those two celebrities that keep poking and drinking them.
03:24:06
Their own blood,
03:24:07
I don't know.
03:24:08
Yeah.
03:24:09
You do, Angelina Jolie.
03:24:12
No, she was the hot chick in the first Transformers way back when.
03:24:19
And she's married to a guy with a name.
03:24:21
Like, a weird sound. What the fuck?
03:24:23
Who am I trying to think of? You know,
03:24:26
they have wedding rings that they put on her Barbie
03:24:28
so that if you take them off, they, like, tear your finger off
03:24:31
and they drink each other's blood.
03:24:33
And then when the news finally came and said, dude, you guys have satanic rituals
03:24:36
where you drink each other's blood, she's like, no, we do it very safe.
03:24:40
Little bit of blood.
03:24:42
It was like, that didn't make it sound any better.
03:24:44
So what you just meant to say is, well,
03:24:47
no. Yes, yes, you do drink blood.
03:24:52
What the fuck is her name? Anybody in chat?
03:24:53
No. We're just,
03:24:56
I gotta look it up before we go.
03:24:58
Transformers.
03:25:01
Trans.
03:25:05
There she is.
03:25:07
There she is.
03:25:11
Doesn't short name, though.
03:25:13
Nobody cares what her name is.
03:25:18
And I know her.
03:25:19
What's. What's her name?
03:25:21
I don't know, slut and make slut face.
03:25:31
Shouldn't it say somewhere in the story what her name is?
03:25:34
People don't even care what her name is.
03:25:35
Yeah, you're probably right.
03:25:36
It's just what you said, slut.
03:25:39
But is it Fox?
03:25:44
The fuck is your name?
03:25:49
I guess we don't care.
03:25:50
Nobody's watching to answer.
03:25:54
Nobody cares. You're it.
03:25:55
Nobody cares, I do.
03:25:58
I'm somebody.
03:26:03
Okay.
03:26:03
It doesn't show her name.
03:26:04
I need to find her name.
03:26:09
Megan Fox and Megan.
03:26:13
Who is Megan Fox married to?
03:26:15
Who is
03:26:17
Megan Fox?
03:26:18
Married to
03:26:22
Austin Green.
03:26:24
Well, that's not who I'm fucking thinking of.
03:26:25
Then my Brian Austin Green.
03:26:31
Dude, yeah, that's what it says.
03:26:33
Who the fuck am I thinking?
03:26:34
No, that's not what I'm thinking. No, man.
03:26:38
All right, I'm stupid.
03:26:39
There's some actress, other slutty mixed slaughter song that.
03:26:44
Drink their blood.
03:26:45
How about celebrities that drink blood?
03:26:47
Celebrities and drink their own blood for 12 hours?
03:26:53
For $1,000.
03:26:55
Oh, my.
03:26:57
Yeah.
03:26:58
Megan Fox, she's married to Machine Gun Kelly.
03:27:01
I don't know why Austin Green came up.
03:27:02
I is stupid,
03:27:05
Brian Austin Green because he's a shit
03:27:10
daddy.
03:27:10
Whatever daddy said.
03:27:12
Megan Fox is not shy about her passion for fiance Machine Gun Kelly,
03:27:16
which the pair apparently express with blood drinking ceremonies.
03:27:20
Yeah, like vampires.
03:27:21
I think it's wonderful. The 35 year old actress
03:27:24
makes the confession in glamor UK's new digital issue.
03:27:27
She says she and MGK have different approaches to the ritual.
03:27:31
When I do it, it's a passage or it is used for a reason.
03:27:34
It is controlled where it's like, let's shed a few drops of blood
03:27:38
and each drink it.
03:27:39
As for the rocker, Megan says he is, quote,
03:27:41
much more haphazard and hectic and chaotic, where he's willing to
03:27:44
just cut his chest open with broken glass and be like, take my soul.
03:27:48
I haven't done anything.
03:27:51
What's weird?
03:27:53
Nothing to see here.
03:27:56
See some people, you go down a rabbit hole.
03:27:58
I'm not hitting the thing or anything.
03:27:59
But if you say shit like that about people in Hollywood, people say
03:28:03
they don't drink blood.
03:28:08
They do?
03:28:11
Think
03:28:12
they fooled me, Jerry.
03:28:21
Dance
03:28:22
the Brady and Joshua Brady and or Gary.
03:28:25
As above and so below.
03:28:28
They call these solos lady.
03:28:30
And for sure, we're doing it our way.
03:28:34
We're gonna make it make our dreams come true.
03:28:36
Brady and talk show.
03:28:38
It's Brady and draw.
03:28:40
It's their show now Brady.
03:28:43
Draw. And.