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Fladge Rants Live #79 Metal | Ages of Forged and Sharpened Strength

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00:01:03 The time is now 10:01 p.m..
00:01:06 Do you know?
00:01:06 Will you ever wonder what happened to your favorite metal bands?
00:01:09 Hi, I'm Gary and welcome to Fladge Rants live.
00:01:13 Today the topic is metal.
00:01:21 And there are a few things about metal.
00:01:25 I'm going to use all the homophones like,
00:01:28 I don't mean the metal or test your metal
00:01:32 or strip away
00:01:34 your, your gold, your Olympic gold medal.
00:01:37 Like, Ben Johnson, the, the Canadian sprinter
00:01:40 who tested positive for steroids, oh, decades ago.
00:01:45 But I'm here to rock on metal style.
00:01:50 What actually got me interested in metal was, forged in fire.
00:01:55 Now I do a couple of blanks, high carbon steel,
00:01:59 and, and I did a forge night with my buddy,
00:02:02 and he came up with this, which is a nice,
00:02:04 you know, chopper kind of a deal.
00:02:07 He's got.
00:02:08 He's got, bevels forged in there.
00:02:11 All I was trying to do is forging a tip.
00:02:13 As you can see, I am nearly successful.
00:02:17 Also known as unsuccessful,
00:02:20 but that's
00:02:21 that's one of the metals I was, leaning towards talking about today.
00:02:25 But let's go way further back.
00:02:27 Even beyond the Greeks.
00:02:30 Let's go with, folklore, legend and myth
00:02:36 and the emerald tablets and the, the,
00:02:39 the translations of Zechariah Sitchin
00:02:42 where he described
00:02:45 the Anunnaki come from Nibiru
00:02:50 and then, creating us
00:02:53 and enslaving us to mine gold for them.
00:02:57 What they needed gold for was to,
00:03:01 sprinkle particulate into the atmosphere on Nibiru
00:03:05 to ease the global warming that they were experiencing.
00:03:09 So. So perhaps
00:03:12 contrails do have a scientific reason and purpose.
00:03:17 Now, gold,
00:03:21 it's it's pretty rare and, expensive.
00:03:23 It's not the most precious metal, but it is still to this day
00:03:28 of valuable.
00:03:31 And, I know I've noticed that
00:03:35 it comes and goes. The economy,
00:03:38 we're told to
00:03:39 sell your your gold and silver and then,
00:03:44 and then a few years later, they turn around and tell us,
00:03:47 buy these new gold and silver.
00:03:51 Mint like these coins for $50 a piece.
00:03:56 And, that that's, you know, making money
00:04:01 change hands and it keeps the economy going.
00:04:05 But I'm not sure if that all that's on the level.
00:04:08 I do know, however, that
00:04:11 if you do invest in gold and you have gold coins,
00:04:15 just because of what I've been talking about, it's
00:04:17 been a valuable commodity for so long, I.
00:04:23 I doubt it's going to lose value.
00:04:25 Whereas as we've discussed in the past,
00:04:29 the, the economics
00:04:33 of this planet is basically a house of cards.
00:04:38 Now, let's go through a little history here
00:04:42 in the hunter
00:04:43 gatherer phase of our development,
00:04:46 we'll say 40,000 years ago
00:04:49 to about 10,000 years ago, we
00:04:53 we had the barter system.
00:04:55 And what was used as currency was items of value.
00:04:59 So you would trade chickens for grain, that type of stuff.
00:05:04 But what became more
00:05:07 and more prevalent in these trades were metals.
00:05:11 Now, back in the Bronze Age, that would be,
00:05:15 3000 years ago and beyond.
00:05:19 VOC back up a little bit.
00:05:21 Bronze is an alloy of copper and tin.
00:05:24 It's a lot more copper and a little bit of tin, but that alloy
00:05:29 when when molten together
00:05:32 and poured into a mold and, and hardened,
00:05:36 is a stronger material than either copper or tin.
00:05:41 I don't really understand why or how, but that's that's
00:05:46 the truth of bronze.
00:05:48 Now, the Bronze Age, that's when people started fighting with,
00:05:54 it's a softer metal than the steel we have now,
00:05:57 but it makes a deadly sword.
00:06:01 And people were fighting with swords.
00:06:04 And I want to talk a little bit about the Vikings today.
00:06:08 Now, Ukraine's been making the news a lot.
00:06:13 And back when I'm talking
00:06:15 about the Bronze Age, the,
00:06:20 the Ukraine government had no idea how to control those people.
00:06:24 And they called in the people called the the the Bruces.
00:06:28 The are us, the Rus Vikings
00:06:32 to help them out, you know, to to
00:06:36 lay down the law.
00:06:38 And they came in with their, you know, swords and shields and battle axes.
00:06:43 And, after doing the bidding of the,
00:06:47 the royalty there, the,
00:06:49 the, the nobility, they realized, hey, wait a minute.
00:06:53 Why are we taking orders from people?
00:06:55 We're the only ones with weapons and any skill at fighting.
00:06:59 So that's
00:07:01 how Russia was founded,
00:07:05 and Belarus and in that area, and I didn't.
00:07:09 I didn't know until this week that that the Russians, actually,
00:07:12 the Russians were founded by Vikings.
00:07:16 So I thought that was kind of neat.
00:07:19 But, after, after the trade
00:07:23 and just trading commodities,
00:07:27 people used a lot of different things.
00:07:30 Up to 10,000 years ago, they were using, clay markers, and this
00:07:35 these were found all over planet Earth, and,
00:07:38 and the clay markers represented,
00:07:42 foodstuffs they had in storage.
00:07:44 So they had stored foods and clay markers
00:07:48 indicating where it was stored and how much it was there.
00:07:52 And those were basically the first,
00:07:55 you know, coin currency.
00:07:59 The, coins were have been around for a long time.
00:08:04 And the value of the metal
00:08:07 is intrinsic.
00:08:08 It it exists in the coin itself. So,
00:08:13 and then you get with the problem that you had with the penny.
00:08:16 I'm not sure if you're aware of this, but if you actually still made
00:08:20 the penny out of copper like they used to, it would be worth almost $0.02
00:08:24 in value of just the copper alone.
00:08:27 So they can't do that.
00:08:28 I'll give you a little history of, of the, the penny in 1793,
00:08:33 the first penny was pure copper and the size of silver dollar.
00:08:38 Fast forward to 1943.
00:08:39 Copper was needed for World War Two, so pennies were made
00:08:42 from, zinc coated steel.
00:08:46 So zinc coated steel, so steel
00:08:48 on the inside, zinc on the outside
00:08:51 that that's kind of backwards to what it is today because,
00:08:55 then in 1962, the tin was eliminated from 1982,
00:09:02 was the,
00:09:03 the 97.5% zinc and 2.5% copper.
00:09:08 Now, that's the zinc on the inside and the copper coating.
00:09:13 So so that's the the history of,
00:09:16 of the penny. Now,
00:09:22 So then they developed after the Bronze Age
00:09:26 they made they were able to make even stronger
00:09:30 weapons and tools by, smelting or.
00:09:35 And how you do that is,
00:09:38 you get iron out of the ground and you melt it, and you do
00:09:42 you take it to get out the impurities, you melt out the impurities,
00:09:46 and then you've got what's called a molten pig iron.
00:09:49 Then you add manganese, nickel, chromium, carbon
00:09:52 or vanadium, vanadium, vanadium,
00:09:57 to give it the qualities you desire.
00:09:59 So these are
00:10:02 high carbon steel.
00:10:03 And by high carbon, I mean,
00:10:05 somewhere between a half of a percent and three quarters of a percent carbon.
00:10:12 The rest of these,
00:10:14 are iron.
00:10:17 They're just iron and carbon.
00:10:19 And, you know, some of them have, the nickel in there or,
00:10:23 the chromium, it'll make it shiny.
00:10:25 Nice, like, like a stainless steel kind of look.
00:10:29 Speaking of look, how are you?
00:10:30 Like my look today?
00:10:32 So. So there's that.
00:10:34 And, I said I wasn't going to talk about
00:10:38 heavy metal, and I lied, and I'm not sorry.
00:10:45 Because we're here, rock. Now,
00:10:49 I'll just get I'll just go right into,
00:10:51 I'm Mount Rushmore.
00:10:54 Definitely.
00:10:56 Worth mentioning.
00:10:57 Metallica, Mount Rushmore, because they are not ranked one through four.
00:11:02 It is just.
00:11:03 Oh, they're not for
00:11:05 I can't, I can't make the conversation without saying Slayer and Motorhead.
00:11:10 But when I think of metal, I think Judas Priest, Iron Maiden,
00:11:15 Pantera and Black Sabbath, that's my Mount Rushmore.
00:11:20 But there are,
00:11:24 the the fine line
00:11:25 between hard rock and heavy metal.
00:11:28 Here's where I make the distinction.
00:11:31 A lot of you probably know I catch a lot of flack
00:11:34 for saying that my favorite rock and roll band,
00:11:38 besides White Horse, of course, but they're not even hard rock is guns
00:11:42 N roses.
00:11:43 But I would classify them as hard rock, not heavy metal.
00:11:47 So of the heavy metal bands, I got to go Iron Maiden,
00:11:51 and I wanted to say Judas Priest, but I gave Pantera the spot.
00:11:54 I thought about the disturbed, but, that guy's got plates, but I don't know.
00:11:59 Not enough strong enough body of work.
00:12:02 And, we've got a kid segment
00:12:04 coming up here, and he discusses it a little bit.
00:12:08 I don't think I get a full Mount Rushmore out of him, but,
00:12:11 if you'll recall, he spoke a lot about Pink Floyd.
00:12:14 Once again, rock and roll band, not a heavy metal band,
00:12:17 but they did have a song, an album called Metal, of course.
00:12:21 Medley, which means to interfere with someone's business.
00:12:26 So Black Sabbath invented the genre? Yes.
00:12:30 Ozzy, as is,
00:12:34 Say hello.
00:12:35 What's happening here?
00:12:36 Well, I've got this is, my my real hair, and, that's what's happening.
00:12:42 And no, I didn't have the dark of my beard or put on eyeliner.
00:12:46 Or maybe I did, because we're talking metal.
00:12:50 Roll the clip. Brady.
00:12:53 What?
00:13:19 I know
00:13:20 I have good judgment, I know I have good taste.
00:13:23 It's funny, and it's ironic that only I feel that way.
00:13:28 From the metal.
00:13:33 Trade.
00:13:34 And everyone makes mistakes.
00:13:36 But just don't.
00:13:41 I heard that
00:13:41 you're an actor to act like a stand guy.
00:13:45 Whatever happens inside you, don't let them out tonight.
00:13:49 I tell them it's just.
00:13:52 It's.
00:13:52 Everyone rolls your eyes right now.
00:13:56 Thanks for coming. All the masking, baby.
00:13:58 Please.
00:13:59 Please, please don't cry.
00:14:02 All right?
00:14:07 And please,
00:14:08 please, please don't bring me the tears.
00:14:12 When I just did my make up.
00:14:15 So nice I break is one thing.
00:14:18 My drawers another I back out all the berries.
00:14:23 All for the return.
00:14:25 Right?
00:14:29 Please, please, please. Is.
00:14:36 It because I saw your guy?
00:14:38 That's all right.
00:14:39 Yeah, but the ceiling fan is so nice that we got there, so I like.
00:14:44 There's no way with me. I'm just kidding.
00:14:48 I'm really, really
00:14:51 lazy.
00:14:52 Please, please don't prove I'm right.
00:15:00 And please,
00:15:01 please, please don't bring me to tears.
00:15:05 When I just did my make.
00:15:07 I'm sorry I saw the break is one day
00:15:11 he goes another I back out
00:15:15 and is your song for.
00:15:21 Please, please, please.
00:15:28 If you wanna go and be still,
00:15:31 be top to in front of me I.
00:15:36 If you don't wanna cry in my music.
00:15:40 So make me hate you.
00:15:42 Realistically.
00:15:46 Bright eyes like the bright eyes.
00:15:49 My eyes praise.
00:15:59 What's up everyone?
00:16:00 Let them get their shot. Get your decent number, October.
00:16:03 Get your tickets now. Our last night I got.
00:16:06 Our last night.
00:16:08 Thank you.
00:16:09 Last week, I made the joke several times
00:16:11 that, you should try a new recipe.
00:16:14 That is one of my biggest pieces of advice.
00:16:17 Another one is always carry cash.
00:16:20 I would like to amend that.
00:16:21 Or, add to that, actually to,
00:16:26 maybe some of your currency should be
00:16:30 gold coins,
00:16:31 maybe just your stash, your extra, your spare.
00:16:35 Like, if you could invest a little bit in gold
00:16:39 or silver or any precious metal,
00:16:42 at least it will be worth something.
00:16:44 Like you.
00:16:45 There are places on earth that you can go where the US dollars worthless.
00:16:49 You cannot spend the US dollar.
00:16:52 And don't even get me started on cryptocurrency.
00:16:57 And yeah, and pretty soon you won't be able to use cash at all. But
00:17:01 if there was a barter situation,
00:17:05 you can't. You can't use cash.
00:17:07 It's just card only.
00:17:08 Card only. It's funny too.
00:17:09 They have reverse ATMs where you can put cash in and buy a temporary card.
00:17:14 Oh that's ridiculous.
00:17:17 Oh. Where's drawer?
00:17:19 I mean mouth, they have mouth to mouth, I guess.
00:17:22 Yeah. That wouldn't be the devastating.
00:17:25 No, the weirdest.
00:17:26 Devastating. But I do that every time I eat.
00:17:28 Technically, no, sir.
00:17:34 What is the monologue over?
00:17:37 Sure. I'm sure. I don't know you guys.
00:17:38 I thought this is about metal Gary doing hair bands, and I just.
00:17:43 Oh, here we go.
00:17:44 Oh, you guys don't know where this originated from?
00:17:47 It really?
00:17:48 It's not about the metal, is it? Now?
00:17:51 But it is it now.
00:17:55 Nice.
00:17:57 I thought I was going to be the only one in you.
00:18:00 Do you know how long it took me to do my makeup?
00:18:05 I thought we were talking metal.
00:18:08 Yes we are, I mean, Paul, Billy, I mean, Paul would, would would tell you
00:18:12 that, rock n roll is where, you know, the Beatles started, and that's
00:18:16 where metal came from.
00:18:22 I think we have to go back even farther.
00:18:25 You go back even further, you're going to have to put some blackface on.
00:18:30 Oh, I'm speaking of blackface.
00:18:32 Are you going to have to slave those people of a Rick James wig on?
00:18:36 And you think it's heavy metal?
00:18:38 It's a very, Rick James more Rick James then, slash,
00:18:42 unless you got cream.
00:18:45 God dang it.
00:18:47 Have I blown it?
00:18:48 This is.
00:18:49 I don't know, but we played punk rock. Your hair band.
00:18:51 I'm I'm the the 70s.
00:18:53 Like, I don't understand. We I think we hit them.
00:18:55 Miss the mark across the board. Yeah, we're we're missing everything.
00:18:59 Oh. I almost over the choker, necklace.
00:19:02 And then I realized that's punk.
00:19:04 So I, I they did away
00:19:07 with that idea, but I still put on the black eyeliner.
00:19:10 I mean, you can't see it with my glasses, but whatever.
00:19:13 At least I'll have black eyeliner when I go to work.
00:19:15 Imma go look, look real close to the,
00:19:20 I think, like you would have.
00:19:21 I think normally you have black.
00:19:23 Oh, you have blue eyes, don't you?
00:19:25 I do,
00:19:27 yeah, I see those piercing.
00:19:29 What's out there?
00:19:29 This is, this is great.
00:19:31 This is like white normally.
00:19:33 So I'm glad you put on. I'm glad you think, Gary.
00:19:35 When I first saw you in the green room with the beard on.
00:19:39 Yeah, I was like, Holy shit.
00:19:42 Do we have to call you out for using the.
00:19:45 I don't know
00:19:45 what they even call it anymore Grecian Formula.
00:19:49 Well, they make,
00:19:52 what is that?
00:19:53 Tucker gray.
00:19:55 Oh, right. Right. Just for men.
00:19:57 Just for men? Yeah. That is not what I used.
00:20:00 I used women's mascara,
00:20:04 so it's going to stay on.
00:20:05 This is all eye makeup while
00:20:09 night.
00:20:10 And so for men new.
00:20:12 So I've got the Rick James mullet going and,
00:20:16 that shaggy, that Shaggy toupee of drawers is fantastic.
00:20:21 Now, you've got that solid real hair, though, right?
00:20:24 You just combed it up. Almost.
00:20:26 It's almost.
00:20:28 No, no, that is not his hair.
00:20:30 Who wants to do some drugs?
00:20:33 Oh, I will, because
00:20:36 I'm not confused about that.
00:20:39 My volume again.
00:20:40 Is that better?
00:20:41 Yeah. There you go. Here.
00:20:42 I mean, 1 or 2 notches, like.
00:20:44 Thank you, brother.
00:20:46 So I've got one, two.
00:20:48 But it is not perfect.
00:20:49 I5678, nine, ten, 11 notches on mine.
00:20:53 And it was literally on nine.
00:20:55 So I put it to 11 moving it two notches.
00:20:58 Evangelist is
00:21:00 yeah.
00:21:00 No kidding.
00:21:02 That seem pretty straightforward to the Beatles.
00:21:04 You would there be two notches on your belt?
00:21:07 The videos for the
00:21:09 what are they called groupies?
00:21:14 The first ever boyband in the history of the world.
00:21:16 The Beatles still works.
00:21:19 I'm working over here. Paul is dead.
00:21:22 I just realized there are zero mash ups.
00:21:25 Zero.
00:21:27 I didn't send you anything.
00:21:28 Okay. Pantera, send me an iron.
00:21:31 No, those don't mash up.
00:21:34 They're all mash up.
00:21:35 What just happened?
00:21:37 I logs in here is number three. Yes.
00:21:41 Actually, I've got to save the music for Rumble because we.
00:21:44 Okay. No.
00:21:45 YouTube. I'm sure we're are. Oh, yeah. Because of the.
00:21:47 That's a good point.
00:21:49 You do three and a half in that medal.
00:21:51 Sabrina Carlsen, FIFA.
00:21:54 Now, she wasn't really talking about medal.
00:21:55 She was talking about, dark matter not existing because the web telescope
00:22:00 was able to falsify that claim,
00:22:04 which is basically, what, what science is all about.
00:22:07 And I kind of wanted to, to, touch on the topic,
00:22:12 drew made some good points last week,
00:22:16 and I kind of gave him a dismissive hand.
00:22:18 Raven inappropriately, and I kind of wanted to to get back on that
00:22:24 and and still man his argument because,
00:22:27 I don't think either one of us articulate that kind of metal reference.
00:22:32 Yes, it is.
00:22:33 So this is my attempt to steal, man.
00:22:36 What I was saying.
00:22:37 Metal, I get it, I get it now, I wasn't listening, I get it, it was.
00:22:41 And you are in a universe of infinite possibilities.
00:22:46 The everybody, like, comment and subscribe.
00:22:49 Please. We can't do any of that necessary.
00:22:52 I try to give it a thumbs up, and I couldn't.
00:22:55 I'll try to just.
00:22:56 It didn't exist until 1054 five because you suck.
00:23:02 Yeah,
00:23:02 that's what I well, I suck all the time.
00:23:05 Well, let me try.
00:23:06 So seriously, though, we got a comment on the Sabrina, Carpenter cover.
00:23:10 Otherwise, it's just copyright. We need to react to it.
00:23:13 So I'm Sabrina Carpenter, and I love the green doggo.
00:23:15 You know,
00:23:17 you had to notice the metal song right?
00:23:20 Oh, there we go.
00:23:21 Wonderful.
00:23:22 Sabrina Carpenter that was punk rock sound more like, I'll try.
00:23:25 I'm gonna play it again
00:23:27 I yeah, I know
00:23:31 all I'm asking.
00:23:32 Baby, please, please, please don't.
00:23:37 I'm really not going to play it again.
00:23:38 That'd be bad if I played it again.
00:23:41 So that was kind of interesting.
00:23:45 How did you do that?
00:23:47 Now I don't recognize.
00:23:49 Wait, is that a cigaret
00:23:52 lose count?
00:23:55 What's a card?
00:23:56 I love that green dildo.
00:23:58 I love that granola.
00:24:00 Give me that much I love.
00:24:02 So I.
00:24:04 I that's the earliest and oh, I like.
00:24:09 How could we just,
00:24:13 so I don't love.
00:24:16 Oh, sure.
00:24:20 My family's still watching you guys.
00:24:23 Well, I've got a couple more things about metal,
00:24:26 and I want to get into that jaw thing.
00:24:28 How would this.
00:24:29 When the sailors first got to Singapore and realized that the prostitutes would
00:24:34 they would would offer their services for sure.
00:24:38 Right.
00:24:39 Little bits of metal.
00:24:40 You know what he's talking about.
00:24:41 Sorry. Go ahead. Give a lower third.
00:24:43 So the sailors would pull nails out of the ships until they
00:24:49 their ships were not even seaworthy anymore.
00:24:52 You pull out hundreds of nails from your ship,
00:24:55 and you're not going to leave the harbor.
00:24:58 But metal has been traded as
00:25:00 currency, and it didn't even have to be in coin form.
00:25:04 But there were so many people like,
00:25:08 it did break a coin in half,
00:25:10 and then they'd have two pieces, and then they'd break
00:25:12 those halves in half, and then there'd be quarters,
00:25:15 and then they'd break those in half, and there'd be eights.
00:25:18 And so responsible for putting them back together or so.
00:25:21 No, no. Then they were pieces of eight.
00:25:23 And, and people would use pieces of eight to,
00:25:27 to trade.
00:25:28 So silver,
00:25:30 it did didn't matter.
00:25:31 It's usually, you know, copper or tin or whatever.
00:25:36 Initially it was just those cheap,
00:25:38 easily malleable metals that were easy to snap,
00:25:42 but they would use, you know, copper, tin,
00:25:43 and then that you'd have eight it would break into eight bits.
00:25:48 Well, a clever,
00:25:50 well, a thief,
00:25:52 basically a con man would, would very carefully
00:25:57 break a coin into nine pieces
00:26:00 and then you've got nine,
00:26:03 bits of eight.
00:26:04 So you get it's not a mundane detail, Michael.
00:26:08 Right.
00:26:08 And then, also the reason, you know, the reason that quarters have those ridges
00:26:13 around the outside because when that used to be a valuable metal that the
00:26:18 you made the coins out of, people would shave the edges,
00:26:21 use the coin, and then take the shavings and make a new coin out of it.
00:26:25 Couldn't they just re perforate the edge after they shaved it?
00:26:30 Yes. Why do why do penises
00:26:32 have the ridge around the edge spots they once made out?
00:26:35 Yeah, and what's made out of very expensive material.
00:26:38 And people would come around with small penises
00:26:39 and shave a little bit of off yours without you noticing. Yeah, exactly.
00:26:42 Yeah.
00:26:43 Shaved off like ten people that have ten times longer penis.
00:26:46 Correct. They know that somebody.
00:26:49 And it would just.
00:26:52 Okay.
00:26:52 Anyway, back to anyway back to George Point.
00:26:56 I like we didn't I just kind of dismiss basic, you know.
00:27:01 Yeah.
00:27:01 We're pointy.
00:27:05 I said that in the universe
00:27:08 of infinite time of possibilities, then everything,
00:27:12 no matter how likely, doesn't just become possible.
00:27:16 It becomes. It happens.
00:27:19 No, it has to become. Right.
00:27:21 But if everything is possible, it also would in turn be impossible.
00:27:24 Thus eliminate itself.
00:27:27 Right? Oh, every possibility of something.
00:27:29 Is also it not happening? Correct?
00:27:33 Yeah. As long as it's possible.
00:27:35 It is also possible. Right.
00:27:38 I just wanted to make sure. Okay, okay.
00:27:40 That in the radical idea that none of it happened, then
00:27:43 none of it actually would have happened at all.
00:27:46 Right.
00:27:47 Okay. But.
00:27:50 Okay.
00:27:50 There's three things that I was able to to parse out from.
00:27:53 From what?
00:27:55 What George may have been saying about this, and that is,
00:27:58 unless unnecessary, being
00:28:01 as all we pass partial means for most people,
00:28:05 use words only.
00:28:09 I'm like to to tease it out.
00:28:12 I did, but I didn't want to use the word tease.
00:28:14 You know, it's it is it, you know, like,
00:28:17 how did you get your hair like that and you tease it out.
00:28:19 All right then.
00:28:21 Okay, so let's tease this out.
00:28:23 So, whatever you say, JD Vance, any.
00:28:27 Oh, I go JD Vance.
00:28:29 So any, necessary.
00:28:33 Okay, so there's
00:28:34 contingent contingency and necessity.
00:28:39 Contingency means,
00:28:41 it is contingent on something like, cause and effect.
00:28:44 So it's something is contingent.
00:28:46 It was caused by something.
00:28:48 Thank you.
00:28:48 Thank you.
00:28:48 Microsoft.
00:28:52 And, contingency
00:28:54 to be contingent and cited to be excited.
00:28:58 So a lot of people force to be excluded forward as a necessary entity.
00:29:03 And I mentioned God
00:29:06 got it, nailed it, got it.
00:29:09 Well, here's the problem erupting,
00:29:13 all right.
00:29:15 All contingent things are caused by other contingent things.
00:29:19 And you can see very quickly I'm getting into an infinite regress,
00:29:23 but it is not,
00:29:27 a necessary thing
00:29:29 that starts the there's no come back for that.
00:29:32 There's no come back for that.
00:29:33 So, so that that's a fallacy.
00:29:35 That's that's wrong.
00:29:38 So for a nutshell, can you explain what fallacy mean?
00:29:41 Oh, yes.
00:29:42 There's no debate if it's Dick's or no Dick's, you always want Dick's.
00:29:47 No. Anyway, he said fallacy.
00:29:50 I think you said fallacy.
00:29:51 That's what I want to make sure we're not talking about Dick's.
00:29:53 Thank you.
00:29:53 That's exactly what I was thinking. Okay.
00:29:56 Stephen, the tragically unsound.
00:30:00 So it does not follow logical.
00:30:03 It doesn't make the cut and standards of reason.
00:30:07 So, no, it's a basic.
00:30:10 It's so fake. Right?
00:30:11 Right, guys?
00:30:13 This they think they're it.
00:30:16 So when people define something as contingent,
00:30:18 that means that it could have not existed.
00:30:22 So this here could have been blue instead of black.
00:30:27 Shiny black. For some reason.
00:30:29 It's the, it's the Jerry curl.
00:30:31 Jerry curl.
00:30:32 Thank you, thank you.
00:30:34 Well, there you have it.
00:30:35 It's well, there you have your coat.
00:30:37 Pretty soon he's black.
00:30:40 Also, to tease out
00:30:42 another point that the jury could have been making
00:30:46 was that
00:30:48 all right?
00:30:50 But here specifically, I told him I understood
00:30:54 exactly where he was going with this because I saw three good arguments
00:30:58 coming from from his side, and one was the contingency necessity thing.
00:31:03 And I've already ruled that out because it is a logical fallacy to say
00:31:08 all the continuous things require unnecessary thing,
00:31:11 because that's not how that works is contingency.
00:31:15 Just backup.
00:31:16 Because if something is caused
00:31:18 by unnecessary thing, that thing becomes necessary also.
00:31:24 Because if that thing can't exist without the necessary thing, but
00:31:29 does exist because of the necessary thing, it does exist necessarily.
00:31:35 So there are no contingent things coming from necessary things.
00:31:38 So that is who defines what's necessary
00:31:42 for creating humans processes, processes.
00:31:46 What were those, natural processes.
00:31:48 And that's that's I know it's a confusing thing because
00:31:52 the illusion of creation is there.
00:31:56 It's like for like, purpose.
00:31:58 It looks one of creation. Dude, we're in it.
00:32:01 It has been created.
00:32:02 So you for you to say the illusion of creation
00:32:04 based on the process of its creation is ridiculous.
00:32:08 No. Because creations require a creator. No.
00:32:14 Did you just say that? Yeah.
00:32:15 They're not at all.
00:32:16 Have you ever heard of spontaneous spontaneous combustion?
00:32:20 Spontaneous creation isn't the no and contingency thing.
00:32:24 I believe it's called osmosis.
00:32:27 Okay.
00:32:28 Well, great. Okay.
00:32:29 That's a process of creation, right?
00:32:31 But it has a plan.
00:32:32 It's not just random, right? Anyways, go on.
00:32:35 I don't mean to debunk your whole argument and the show early.
00:32:39 Oh, you can't, you can't.
00:32:41 What he's talking about there is Spinoza's
00:32:44 God, which is calling,
00:32:47 calling your higher power,
00:32:50 whatever that may be.
00:32:52 And and just attributing it to nature or the universe process.
00:32:57 Science process. Sure.
00:32:59 Processes. Yes.
00:33:01 Just because
00:33:01 as somebody else came up with that idea, we just name it and be critical of it.
00:33:05 What is that your argument?
00:33:07 It's called Spinoza's poses, so we can't count it.
00:33:10 I don't understand, I'm being I'm being facetious and fallible.
00:33:16 I don't think I said that right.
00:33:18 No, no, probably not. So, but I did.
00:33:20 I mean, I was being a dick.
00:33:22 So like I say, Spinoza's God, thank you.
00:33:26 Spinoza's guy Spinoza was an atheist.
00:33:30 He feels
00:33:31 he was just
00:33:33 so wait, so atheists can't come up with a concept of a creator, even accidentally?
00:33:38 That's another ridiculous.
00:33:40 Oh, absolutely.
00:33:42 An unnecessary made up thing.
00:33:45 Like if you're trying to explain
00:33:47 what made all this and so you do.
00:33:50 You're trying to explain
00:33:53 who's dreaming it up,
00:33:56 who's who's trying to convince who of what here.
00:33:58 To be clear, you make it sound like we're trying to convince you of creationism.
00:34:02 I'm not.
00:34:03 I don't want to speak for I.
00:34:05 No, no, no, I was, I typically
00:34:06 I was want to talk about it like I thought I was it what it is here.
00:34:10 You want to talk about whatever opposite of Gary wants to.
00:34:13 If Gary said light, explain exactly what it is.
00:34:17 He's all right.
00:34:18 Why do we have to? We don't have.
00:34:19 You want to explain what it is or you think we don't have to?
00:34:23 I would love to, but what if we can't?
00:34:25 What if? I mean, it's like trying to like.
00:34:27 Oh, yes, let's write a biblical account from something that happened
00:34:30 2000 years ago.
00:34:31 We may muddy the waters, hit it, muddy the waters.
00:34:36 We need to muddy the waters.
00:34:37 Bumper.
00:34:40 There's too many now.
00:34:41 It became complicated. Nice cock. Brady.
00:34:44 Maybe nice guy. Brady.
00:34:45 That's nice.
00:34:46 Brady I'm honestly still looking for it.
00:34:49 Do you see it?
00:34:50 If I'm not working, I'm pretty quick Robert.
00:34:53 Flip Brady Holy shit
00:34:54 dude I've been up and down the road Claire Brady I love to listen.
00:34:58 You can listen I don't think it's there.
00:35:00 But the very beginning of this one, Brady says green dildo.
00:35:03 Green boner McClure Brady.
00:35:05 Oh he didn't say we don't want to muddy the waters.
00:35:16 Yeah, but wait, that's not unusual
00:35:17 because you're had a green dildo that day.
00:35:21 I know, it's just funny because there's okay,
00:35:24 I know that saying.
00:35:25 I said green dildo and not pointing out the fact that I was pointing out
00:35:28 your green dildo is just in this.
00:35:32 No, it wasn't because I had already played the other Green Deal.
00:35:34 They'll drop.
00:35:35 Oh, see, I don't watch the show.
00:35:39 Speaking of green dildos, there's Kermit.
00:35:43 Second time I've been way too nice lately.
00:35:47 I'll be right back.
00:35:48 I have to go find a new job.
00:35:50 I green,
00:35:51 and I love that green dildo.
00:35:54 See, that's why it didn't need to be said.
00:35:58 Green building. I, I missed it.
00:36:01 Yeah, give me the thing, Brady.
00:36:05 Where's the clip, man?
00:36:09 Yeah.
00:36:09 I don't know if, the clips get going when I.
00:36:18 Fuck, yeah.
00:36:18 That's Gary right there. There he is.
00:36:22 You gotta do it.
00:36:23 She's a very tricky girl.
00:36:26 You back to my bar.
00:36:28 Oh, you want to get off the screen?
00:36:31 I will see, like the boy in your bed.
00:36:38 Right.
00:36:39 Hey, now you look like the Beatles.
00:36:40 Now, I know that's that's an eight joke behind me.
00:36:45 Oh, now, that girl is pretty low.
00:36:48 Let's bring the price to one bedroom.
00:36:58 And that's not a nice.
00:37:02 She's a super, super fake.
00:37:05 She's eight now. Oh.
00:37:08 Say something.
00:37:10 Something. Break.
00:37:12 She's a very special girl.
00:37:16 Your hair is a little more Afro style.
00:37:19 That's a little bit messing up a little bit.
00:37:22 I really like this girl.
00:37:26 They her.
00:37:27 She's all right now.
00:37:30 That's the scene right there.
00:37:34 Yeah,
00:37:36 that was.
00:37:40 From For free.
00:37:42 She's a very, you know,
00:37:45 I don't think about that.
00:37:48 She will never let you.
00:37:57 If brother's watching, man, he would love that clip.
00:38:00 You would love that clip.
00:38:05 Through.
00:38:09 So then we started adding
00:38:10 carbon to the steel, and,
00:38:14 And what I do in Forged in Fire is I temper the same.
00:38:19 So I go through thermal cycling,
00:38:22 I get it up to the top to red hot, and then I pull it out
00:38:27 and I cool it off slowly, and then I heat it up again
00:38:31 to line up all those carbon atom when it locked more.
00:38:35 If you did it fast, then I quench it in Mr.
00:38:38 Volcano Parks 50 quench oil.
00:38:42 Hey, it's literally called quench oil.
00:38:44 Yeah, yeah.
00:38:45 Careful that oil is flammable above its flashpoint.
00:38:47 Just so you know. Yes.
00:38:50 And, And it does.
00:38:51 It burst into flames generally.
00:38:54 And, that's how you almost burn the, the burned out and then,
00:38:58 and that lines up the,
00:39:01 the carbon atoms and it makes a really strong like
00:39:04 the strength of, diamond comes from the, the, the carbon atoms being lined up,
00:39:10 and it makes a very fine, grain.
00:39:14 What's that called?
00:39:15 The pattern inside the material.
00:39:17 So it's a very, very fine pattern.
00:39:20 And, that
00:39:23 I don't know if this is true,
00:39:25 but the molecular structure.
00:39:27 I have been told that,
00:39:30 the Far East was so much better at making swords because, you know,
00:39:35 they have the katanas and the, you know, the ninjas and crap, the samurai.
00:39:40 And, but they would fold these things and fold and fold and fold and fold
00:39:44 until it was like, you know, hundreds of thin layers all forged together.
00:39:49 And they were really strong.
00:39:51 And, gosh, if I tried doing that with this steel, I would end up
00:39:56 with flaws and imperfections that it would really suck.
00:40:00 So they must have been pretty skilled to do that.
00:40:02 It looked like lumpy, but the way I understand it was,
00:40:08 Muhammad, are you familiar with his work?
00:40:11 He was.
00:40:11 He was around like 600 of the common era. Who?
00:40:18 Let's see if we can.
00:40:18 Let's see if we can find a picture, see what he looks like.
00:40:20 I'm not sure what it is.
00:40:21 Yeah, you're not going to be able to do that.
00:40:24 So anyway, you can get a depiction of it.
00:40:27 Never mind.
00:40:27 Sorry if he did exist, if he was a, a person.
00:40:31 And I've heard Jamie got something.
00:40:35 Yeah. Pull it up. Jamie.
00:40:37 If he was a person and he did exist.
00:40:39 Yeah.
00:40:41 I'll.
00:40:41 I'll. Records show that he was a person.
00:40:44 He would exist. So your statement was right? Right.
00:40:46 Go ahead.
00:40:46 Yeah, yeah, that was kind of redundant.
00:40:49 He was a war monger, and he didn't have enough weapons,
00:40:52 so he did some trading down the Silk Road
00:40:56 where he got, Chinese swords,
00:41:00 the Silk Road, Silk Road.
00:41:01 I think that's a website.
00:41:02 Did you know that the Silk Road every 18 to 25 miles, you know,
00:41:08 you know, National Lampoon's Vacation?
00:41:12 They we're going to we're going to hell like this many times.
00:41:15 If there's this many depictions of I am going to have oop, that's close.
00:41:20 But I got to re categorize these instead of just one common.
00:41:25 Well, every, every 18.5 miles.
00:41:28 That was close.
00:41:28 No, I've, I've hiked about 22 miles in a day
00:41:32 and that's a, that's a hard day of hiking with the full pack.
00:41:35 But they they say camels could travel across the desert
00:41:39 about, you know, 20 to 25 miles an every 18 to 45 miles along
00:41:44 the Silk Road was an underground
00:41:47 city, like a truck stop or.
00:41:50 But but for camels.
00:41:52 And you'd walk the camels and they did these gigantic hallways.
00:41:55 You could walk the camels, the stables.
00:41:57 And then there was there was a place for, you know, your stuff, your goods,
00:42:01 that you're on the Silk Road to trade and it'll keep you safe.
00:42:05 It cost you a fortune,
00:42:06 but lots they call them lot scorpions instead of lot lizards and desert.
00:42:10 Yeah, yeah, that's exactly true.
00:42:13 And that just made up on the spot.
00:42:17 Good.
00:42:17 What they did on the spot.
00:42:18 Guess what day it is.
00:42:22 Scorpion.
00:42:22 They it's not. But that's that's.
00:42:25 Oh, that's the camel truck stop.
00:42:27 It's always wins.
00:42:28 It almost is if you get.
00:42:29 Oh, the holiday off.
00:42:31 Oh, yeah.
00:42:33 In fact, I mean, you
00:42:35 it's really only three days if you look at it.
00:42:37 Because Friday and Saturday don't count.
00:42:39 And then Sunday and then we go home Monday.
00:42:43 To home.
00:42:44 I just ignore it.
00:42:45 That was my Seinfeld reference.
00:42:46 It was a little obscure.
00:42:48 I guess it was Purdue 80 references.
00:42:52 I haven't repeated one. It's.
00:42:53 They're going to get obscure.
00:42:55 Yeah, this is 80.
00:42:57 Just to let you know what a good producer I am.
00:42:59 That's that's the thing I spend my time doing.
00:43:01 I actually look up quotes.
00:43:03 Now, I tried to find one related to a viral quote from Seinfeld.
00:43:07 The only band moved in upstairs, and they certainly were not metal.
00:43:10 Oh. Drat.
00:43:11 Yeah, I'm sorry about that.
00:43:14 Did you say rat?
00:43:15 Drat? Yeah.
00:43:17 We just turn into a comic strip.
00:43:19 Yeah, yeah. Peanuts.
00:43:22 Shit. Drat! Yeah.
00:43:26 I don't know.
00:43:27 I don't know what Rob Helford of, Judas Priest fame
00:43:31 was a classically trained opera singer.
00:43:37 A lot of gay people are.
00:43:38 Yeah, he was gay, too.
00:43:40 Bruce Dickinson of,
00:43:43 Iron Maiden fame.
00:43:46 Is it just put out a solo album recently?
00:43:50 Like you say, Bruce Dickinson project is what he's more known for.
00:43:54 Yeah. He's not. I'm not really.
00:43:56 No, no, no, iron maiden is definitely.
00:43:58 Or if it was actually, Eddie is more famous than Fly Dragons
00:44:01 live.
00:44:04 It has more looks than then.
00:44:07 I mean, like and have you seen Eddie?
00:44:10 Yeah. Do me a favor. Can you do me a favor?
00:44:13 Anything.
00:44:13 Name any anyone else from Iron Maiden?
00:44:16 Name anyone else from Iron Maiden, Bruce Dickinson and anyone else or.
00:44:21 Yeah, I, I would I'd have to grab my tablet and ask
00:44:25 Nicko MacBrayne, the drummer
00:44:28 Nicko MacBrayne.
00:44:30 Yeah, it might be sounds. Maybe it's.
00:44:32 I don't think I'm
00:44:33 pronouncing the last name right, but I don't think you pronounce the
00:44:36 any part of that right. I think I am
00:44:39 Nicko,
00:44:41 like I said, a five sentence.
00:44:43 You know, my favorite domestic coin is do you know why I put the H on it?
00:44:48 To emphasize it's the guy?
00:44:51 I don't think it's this time to answer.
00:44:53 I haven't answered yet.
00:44:56 Oh, it's the nickel.
00:44:59 You know why?
00:45:00 Because it sounds like nipple.
00:45:02 No, it's thick and smooth.
00:45:04 No, I was close then it feels.
00:45:06 Oh, yeah. Because you hear it?
00:45:07 Yeah. It's creepy.
00:45:09 Oh, well, it's also bigger than the dime. But.
00:45:13 But the dime's worth. More like.
00:45:15 How did that work? You can.
00:45:17 You can make a fortune with foolish children.
00:45:20 Oh, yeah.
00:45:20 I'll trade you this giant nickel for your tiny little dime crumbly piece of paper.
00:45:24 Even. Oh, yeah.
00:45:26 Yeah, this nickel will be here forever.
00:45:28 This is Gabriel Byrne. Yeah.
00:45:33 Yep. That's what.
00:45:35 Oh, God, that drives me crazy.
00:45:38 So neato.
00:45:39 Mick brain.
00:45:51 Dishwasher coins.
00:45:54 Yeah.
00:45:54 I just got a, quarter out of the dryer this morning.
00:45:59 Yeah, mine actually has a compartment
00:46:01 for that kind of stuff, and I was unaware of it.
00:46:04 Oh, okay. It was it.
00:46:06 Did you know your washer has a compartment for that stuff, too?
00:46:09 I was unaware it made it and made it through the
00:46:11 the wash cycle in the pocket, but it fell out in the dryer.
00:46:14 Hang on. This could be a public service announcement.
00:46:16 So, yeah, you all while your dryer has a lint trap in the front, right?
00:46:20 Yes I do.
00:46:21 Underneath that lint trap there's a compartment
00:46:23 that will catch things like batteries and placers and coins.
00:46:27 No kidding. And check, check.
00:46:29 You should look up how to check your particular model.
00:46:32 And here's another tip your washer
00:46:34 on the back of the intake or outtake I guess would be the outtake The Drain.
00:46:38 Also, there's a trap.
00:46:39 I did not know it had a trap. I've had the thing.
00:46:41 For how long have I lived now actually. What's new?
00:46:43 We got a new container.
00:46:45 Several years? No, maybe five years also.
00:46:48 Yeah, I found your dishes.
00:46:49 I still come out clean, I found.
00:46:51 Well, that's why I can't.
00:46:53 I found all kinds of cool shit, from stupid toys to, like, jewelry
00:46:56 and lots of coins.
00:46:58 I wouldn't recommend the drawers.
00:47:00 Recommendation the trap on your, like, bucket size and the new Samsungs.
00:47:05 The trap is actually in the front
00:47:07 where you can reach it so you don't have to climb behind.
00:47:09 But is that from the breeding drawer show?
00:47:11 What are you grabbing?
00:47:12 You know what kind of trap, Greg grabbing my, clothes washer trap
00:47:17 my clothes.
00:47:18 Watch it.
00:47:19 Okay.
00:47:20 You know, did you know your clothes washer has a trap?
00:47:22 I didn't know until recently, and I found all kinds of cool shit. Like.
00:47:25 Like the trap. Like the hood, like.
00:47:27 Like through the drain and the way out to the dream.
00:47:29 There's a trap somewhere.
00:47:30 Sometimes the older ones, you got to take the back off.
00:47:32 But who's the newer ones?
00:47:33 That's right in the front.
00:47:35 You just got for looking. Oh, so little.
00:47:37 Full of fucking treasure in there.
00:47:39 And the trap.
00:47:40 Oh, well, there's your trap.
00:47:42 But I call it a treasure chest man, because I found all kinds of cool.
00:47:44 It was rack of here and nasty shit. So you good?
00:47:47 You come up on the trip.
00:47:48 I still collect coins.
00:47:51 Yeah, yeah, I do,
00:47:53 I when I run across stuff, I hold on to it, but I don't go up.
00:47:56 Yeah, I've got a collection of foreign currency
00:48:00 like how we sell my collection.
00:48:03 What is that?
00:48:03 Just pocket change every day through your change from a dollar into.
00:48:08 No. After I drought for 14 years, after I drop my kids off, I would shake
00:48:13 down the kids on the playground and take their lunch money.
00:48:15 Nice, nice.
00:48:17 And then take it to coinstar.
00:48:18 Pay your 14%.
00:48:20 And if you go
00:48:21 80 for shakedown kids, I'm going to make the kids roll it.
00:48:24 Or their kids, if they're already grown, I'll just roll it.
00:48:27 Kids.
00:48:28 You don't, you don't roll.
00:48:29 Change what?
00:48:30 It doesn't doesn't the coinstar roll it?
00:48:33 Or does it put it in a giant?
00:48:35 No. I want to know what the inside is which collects it
00:48:39 and just collect it.
00:48:40 That doesn't make sense.
00:48:41 Why would they count it?
00:48:42 And they would at least put it in a row, right? Otherwise, I don't know what.
00:48:45 I don't know what the fuck they do with it.
00:48:47 I'd be really pissed off.
00:48:48 That corn just has a bucket full of mix changed after it counts.
00:48:51 It doesn't matter to the consumer.
00:48:54 I'm a consumer.
00:48:55 It matters to me.
00:48:57 Comment in the chat if you know what Coinstar does to their coins
00:49:00 after you put it in there.
00:49:02 I was working at a bank one time doing their computer update, and I sat
00:49:05 there and watched this guy for three days bring in.
00:49:07 I forgot what the final count was, but it was like $3,000 worth of I want to say
00:49:12 they were dimes, but he I was like, wow, that is the largest bin full of change.
00:49:17 He's like, oh my God. We have hundreds of these beans.
00:49:19 Apparently a, older loved one who just passed bank.
00:49:21 What do you expect?
00:49:23 But I was like, that's your only option is to come in and and they're like,
00:49:27 I was like, I would just sell it on a pallet
00:49:29 or some somebody else, I don't know, I just that seemed like a lot.
00:49:33 I guess it was a lot of money, though, in the long run.
00:49:34 Right.
00:49:35 For 2 or 3 days worth of work.
00:49:36 Yeah,
00:49:39 it pays better than my job.
00:49:41 But just to sit here and talk with the silly wig on,
00:49:44 I didn't know they were taking 14% of that when they were putting in coins.
00:49:46 Are you sure it's for 14 percentages?
00:49:48 Make that, that was 8%, but it's probably gone up.
00:49:50 It's probably going up in years.
00:49:51 When I used to use like occasionally it was like 9% or 7%.
00:49:57 Oh, I missed there's a Seinfeld episode two raise, roll and change.
00:50:00 What am I doing? Yeah, but, you know, I quit my used to do.
00:50:01 I quit my job and roll 3000 nickel or they were pennies
00:50:07 sucked up later at night when it wasn't as busy.
00:50:10 But now that doesn't happen as much because the grocery stores aren't open
00:50:12 as much. But, they're open late enough.
00:50:15 But I used to just take all of my coins except, like the pennies,
00:50:20 and just chuck them all into the used.
00:50:22 Can I just sit there just putting.
00:50:24 Yeah, one after another in there.
00:50:27 And then I take all the pennies and take those to the to the coinstar.
00:50:32 Really?
00:50:33 Yeah. Yeah.
00:50:35 I've done that with orders of the new scan and everything.
00:50:39 Like the built in coinstar right at the right of the using.
00:50:41 And you can right put in right change there.
00:50:44 Right. Well, you can fill it up.
00:50:45 I'm pretty sure you can fill it up, though.
00:50:48 Just don't be that asshole when there's a line and doing it.
00:50:50 That's what I'm saying.
00:50:52 Right.
00:50:53 And that's why, international currency was possible back in the olden days.
00:50:57 Because if you had, valuable metal,
00:51:01 it didn't matter what shape it was in.
00:51:04 You can just, like, wait.
00:51:05 It that's that much of that material, and they've got values for that.
00:51:10 So what prevented people from wrapping a piece of lead in gold
00:51:13 and then to to people cut it.
00:51:15 Because if you just weight it on the scale.
00:51:18 Right.
00:51:18 Oh people did.
00:51:19 It was like, thank you. I know people
00:51:22 rock nickel.
00:51:24 All right.
00:51:24 Well this is this is gold obvious by weight density like they got used to.
00:51:31 Yeah.
00:51:31 But I'm sure there's I'm sure that the criminals will find a metal
00:51:34 that's the same weight as whatever metal it's supposed to be.
00:51:37 Sure, I guess. So, there's plenty of that.
00:51:40 They would think it's criminal.
00:51:42 They would figure that out the first time. They didn't.
00:51:45 Right.
00:51:46 So your two ounces of gold weighs 5 pounds.
00:51:50 Well, at the same time, I mean, do you assume that
00:51:52 when you're trading gold that, like, at some point
00:51:55 somebody is going to do something with it other than just trade it?
00:51:58 Because isn't that the whole point of it being valuable?
00:52:00 Is that like somebody wants to do something with it?
00:52:02 Yeah.
00:52:02 It doesn't have value if it represents value.
00:52:06 All right.
00:52:07 Interesting side note on the Silk Road, they had, those,
00:52:11 those places there you could trade.
00:52:15 It was a safe place to be.
00:52:16 But if you were a merchant and you were swindling someone
00:52:20 by having a light weight for your scale.
00:52:23 Oh, yeah. You murdered.
00:52:25 They had they had armed police officers
00:52:29 that that with correct weights for.
00:52:32 And check your scales and your weights and if and if you were.
00:52:38 Oh, this goes back
00:52:39 to your stupid fucking Alibaba in the 40s.
00:52:42 40 thieves.
00:52:43 Yeah.
00:52:44 All 40 of them died. By the way.
00:52:47 I'm sorry, I believe that,
00:52:49 by the way, that that's a true story.
00:52:52 Well, no, no, no, it was a legend of folklore.
00:52:56 So much like Jesus.
00:52:59 Very much,
00:53:00 very much.
00:53:02 Yeah.
00:53:02 What's what's this?
00:53:03 On. On. Erased. Erased people.
00:53:06 But I'm a myth. Just.
00:53:08 That's that's an unpopular opinion.
00:53:11 You're a unpopular opinion, but you don't want popular opinions.
00:53:15 Exactly. It's gaining popularity.
00:53:18 Having an unpopular. You know, hold on now, I hate it.
00:53:20 I hate it, right?
00:53:21 I no, no, no, it's like, you know razor.
00:53:24 They love razor. No, it's getting worse.
00:53:27 Speaking of heavy metal, that movie was the popularity was dropping off.
00:53:32 The more Hellraiser movies were put up.
00:53:33 One thing I noticed,
00:53:34 one thing I noticed about heavy metal is I liked it when no one else did.
00:53:38 Like I when Metallica was just a little band that we listened to.
00:53:42 They weren't even allowed on the radio.
00:53:43 I don't know if you guys are that old
00:53:45 and like in the in the late 80s, when Metallica was at its peak,
00:53:48 yeah, they were not allowed on the radio because they were too heavy.
00:53:51 Riff didn't even play me.
00:53:51 Had to listen to Pontiac schools and you'd finally be like, wow.
00:53:56 It was like our little thing, you know, the heavy metals, a little group.
00:53:58 And then they became popular in it.
00:54:00 I didn't like it as much.
00:54:01 The first book actually was
00:54:03 I'm sorry, it was Avondale Schools, but I didn't think people would know Avondale.
00:54:06 So I actually rounded up to Pontiac because people might be rounded up for it.
00:54:11 I saw I saw an animated
00:54:13 naked lady before I saw it bail.
00:54:17 And it was because heavy metal,
00:54:20 the animated,
00:54:21 the movie has, has boobies in it.
00:54:26 Boobies? Yeah, we got it. Got the movie.
00:54:27 The South Park heavy metal is better than the actual heavy metal, is it?
00:54:32 I could, I could.
00:54:35 Hang on there. Store feedback.
00:54:36 Nothing else matters at the moment. What about the hat?
00:54:39 Why? Why couldn't there be a logo on the back of the hat as well as the front?
00:54:43 That way for ten, there probably can be.
00:54:47 Yep. You can just go to Transcom
00:54:51 slash store, or just go to the link on the front of the flash Transcom and order.
00:54:55 If anything that isn't on there,
00:54:57 send us a message and we'll put it up there or call us.
00:55:00 Call in now and we'll hold on.
00:55:02 One more question.
00:55:04 On both or just on the back?
00:55:07 Both front in the back though, here and here at the side a little.
00:55:10 That seems a little oddly weird to me to have it on the back and the bill a little.
00:55:15 Or maybe the, the horn on the top.
00:55:17 The bugle. Get the bugle. Underneath in the.
00:55:20 Yeah, yeah.
00:55:21 The horn.
00:55:22 Right. The bugle.
00:55:23 This thing where we stand.
00:55:26 Get up.
00:55:26 Fuck that fucking up.
00:55:27 The picture of a chicken.
00:55:30 Let's go to the chicken attack.
00:55:32 From now on, the merch we have right now is flying off the shelves.
00:55:35 We should definitely get more merch.
00:55:37 Yeah, I like hats of years.
00:55:41 I think he's like, hell no.
00:55:42 Here's the chicken back.
00:55:44 Go back.
00:55:44 The look on his face facing a smart man from him.
00:55:48 He's going to win this shit.
00:55:51 I think.
00:55:52 I love this body, by the way.
00:55:55 Look at everything.
00:55:55 He's like, oh hell no. See that space? Yes.
00:55:59 No. Get over there. And facing.
00:56:01 Are you on from him?
00:56:02 He's going to win.
00:56:08 Yeah, it's a little dramatic.
00:56:10 It. Yeah, yeah.
00:56:12 Oh, kick it!
00:56:14 Winner! I we decide that's the way to do it.
00:56:17 Particular just great when said
00:56:22 all right I like the dad now I don't he's a little bit country.
00:56:27 So the chicken is.
00:56:29 Stop now. You're just abusing the chicken.
00:56:31 I like the chicken.
00:56:33 I can tell he was a little too sorry.
00:56:35 When you pronounce the word spelled h, I,
00:56:39 as if it were spelled e m.
00:56:42 Yeah. He's exhausted himself.
00:56:44 Now pick the chicken up. Catch the chicken.
00:56:46 Pick the chicken.
00:56:49 Fucking gave up.
00:56:50 Yeah, the chicken's like, dude, I better be myself.
00:56:53 Frees up tequila time.
00:56:55 Oh, chicken that I won't let you.
00:57:01 I'm that good for the first I love you.
00:57:05 Come, let's just get more chicken eyes.
00:57:08 But you can't go
00:57:12 watching you.
00:57:12 You know that I'm not gonna fly,
00:57:19 you understand? Oh.
00:57:26 I love that
00:57:28 chicken attacks.
00:57:29 Our best segment.
00:57:31 I could just watch chicken attack all day.
00:57:34 Did you buy the wig or just happened to have it?
00:57:37 Are those my only two options?
00:57:38 And which would you like me to answer?
00:57:41 So you gifted it.
00:57:42 Have you ever taken nine test?
00:57:44 Have you ever taken a multiple choice test in school?
00:57:47 Yes. No, wait.
00:57:49 Maybe you want me to answer that first.
00:57:51 Which would you, Which you I.
00:57:54 If I ask you ten questions in one sentence, you can choose to answer it.
00:57:58 Okay? Not to answer.
00:57:59 Choose to answer to some of it. She's the answer to it.
00:58:02 Okay. By you asking, you just answer.
00:58:04 You answer this question with a question.
00:58:07 What that really is that really what you should do?
00:58:10 I think I should
00:58:12 see now you
00:58:13 should I there you go home should should I,
00:58:16 would it bother you if I didn't
00:58:19 know?
00:58:21 So you lost again? Yes.
00:58:25 Oh, because you wait.
00:58:26 Because you said no and ask no. Is that so?
00:58:28 Yeah. Just change the influx. Asian. Yeah.
00:58:30 That's it, that's it. No.
00:58:36 So I borrowed the wig.
00:58:38 Was that one of the options?
00:58:39 Oh, you borrowed the word from?
00:58:41 Yeah. Who'd you borrow from? You.
00:58:42 They just going to make more questions, right?
00:58:44 Okay. Kurt,
00:58:47 who's actually technically Kenny,
00:58:51 he was our cameraman for one.
00:58:54 No, no.
00:58:56 Kenny, actually, hold on.
00:58:58 The school. The two adult males.
00:59:01 Yes, yes.
00:59:02 And, Kenny, how is the conversation?
00:59:04 Start that you one? No. Okay, I got it.
00:59:07 You talked about battle, and he said, dude, I have a way.
00:59:11 Yeah.
00:59:13 Bingo.
00:59:15 I got a Rick James wig.
00:59:16 You're like, well, I wear the shields metal.
00:59:18 I got a Rick James wig. That'll be perfect for you.
00:59:21 All right. Now, was that you?
00:59:22 Did you did that.
00:59:24 He had a different gentleman who covered his entire face
00:59:27 but didn't cover his name tag in the video.
00:59:31 Yes. Did you notice that
00:59:33 that's Dave we talked about Dave today.
00:59:36 I think kids segment.
00:59:38 Well, get to that uniform.
00:59:39 Say David, but he's Dave. I don't like that.
00:59:41 I don't we should have. You know what, Dave?
00:59:45 David.
00:59:45 David it is it's a nickname. Black.
00:59:49 But these black.
00:59:51 He wasn't black just now in high school.
00:59:54 There are no black Raider.
00:59:56 So if he's black now, what? What happened to him?
00:59:59 Just.
00:59:59 Great. We moved out.
01:00:02 And either you lighten up or you get lynched. So.
01:00:06 So since you're literally one third little early,
01:00:10 since you're literally one third black face.
01:00:13 Yeah.
01:00:13 Is and the Rick James, is it okay
01:00:14 that you're one third black face with a Rick James wig on?
01:00:17 I just have to ask that.
01:00:18 That's my I'm zero and that's the question I want to stick with.
01:00:20 Okay.
01:00:22 Yeah.
01:00:23 No, no. Yes.
01:00:25 But no.
01:00:25 Can you can you comment in the chat
01:00:27 if it's appropriate for him to be one third black face once you have,
01:00:31 do you have you remember when black people got one third of one vote?
01:00:36 Bitches be tripping bitches.
01:00:37 No I don't I think that was before my time.
01:00:40 Oh okay.
01:00:41 I'm the old one here
01:00:42 I guess I heard about I heard about it, but I don't remember when you free to say.
01:00:45 Do I remember that? The only way I remember that now
01:00:48 I, I don't do that.
01:00:50 You cannot have law and order and niggers to vote
01:00:53 right?
01:00:57 What is wrong with this show?
01:00:58 That was my only face swap this week.
01:01:01 Heavy metal draw your hands.
01:01:03 Oh, I love having.
01:01:03 No. There. It's.
01:01:05 Your hands are ridiculously small.
01:01:07 Yeah.
01:01:08 Fucking mother.
01:01:09 Box the shit out of you like Jake Paul.
01:01:12 And you're watching your are from the 80s.
01:01:14 I don't I'm not sure why that went that way either.
01:01:16 Right.
01:01:17 I think because that's the last time people dressed like that.
01:01:19 It's only thing I can think of.
01:01:22 Oh, what's the deal with the jazz hand anyway?
01:01:26 No, he's talking on the phone is like.
01:01:27 And I,
01:01:29 I don't know, I literally asked I to make see, this is what I do now.
01:01:32 I'm going to I'm going to break the magic for you.
01:01:34 I have I don't make me a funny picture.
01:01:36 And then I put it in face swap so I can make face swap whatever I want.
01:01:39 Oh, okay, I don't use face, but
01:01:42 I put my I put the wig on my, my actual face.
01:01:46 And that's how I do your face. Yep.
01:01:48 Yeah.
01:01:50 So I can't picture
01:01:52 what actor that looks like but it looks just like an actor.
01:01:54 Is it Woody Allen?
01:01:56 I can only look like Woody Allen, do I?
01:01:57 But we Allen female, I might.
01:02:01 I've been told I look like Chris Elliott a female Woody Allen.
01:02:04 No, you don't know.
01:02:06 I love that I make a hideous looking woman though.
01:02:08 That means I'm not.
01:02:09 Yeah, at all.
01:02:10 At all, I am hideous.
01:02:13 Oh, I'm super hot.
01:02:15 Yeah, you're super hot. That means you're feminine.
01:02:17 And probably, I guess, though.
01:02:19 Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Yeah.
01:02:21 And the kid's face fits right on that guy.
01:02:23 He looks like he's damned.
01:02:24 He's looks like a dancer from it.
01:02:25 Actually. Just looks like the kid.
01:02:28 Yeah.
01:02:29 That's fun.
01:02:29 I see what it's like.
01:02:30 They swapping a lot of times.
01:02:32 Any different than the kid?
01:02:34 The kid's less park facing as a regular size.
01:02:36 Now, how the actor guys, we did, we we had one video last week, right?
01:02:40 It was two weeks ago. No kid. Or was it last week? No kid.
01:02:43 It's been three weeks now.
01:02:45 We had some sort of kid video.
01:02:48 Yeah, but Dave the sideways.
01:02:50 Where do we know?
01:02:51 Nobody commented on how long his fucking hair is.
01:02:53 Did you see that? It's like total mullet. Now
01:02:57 we got cute.
01:02:58 Oh, cute.
01:03:00 I caught him by surprise.
01:03:03 Oh. That was the.
01:03:04 That was the ruined one.
01:03:06 And then, two weeks ago.
01:03:08 Well, I've got I've got something to share about that, because what I had to do
01:03:13 is I downloaded this, this app that allows Brady a backdoor into my phone.
01:03:18 And so it's like.
01:03:21 And so you gave it to Brady through the back door.
01:03:23 Thank you. So he.
01:03:24 No no no no no no no no no I gave it to him.
01:03:28 So I'm not gay.
01:03:30 Oh yeah. He's I gave it his boyfriend.
01:03:33 There's no debate if it's dicks or no dicks.
01:03:34 You always want dicks.
01:03:36 Oh, yes. Yes, yes.
01:03:37 Speaking of metal bands, and then these groups of guys that I played with.
01:03:42 Oh, no.
01:03:45 Well, well that's it.
01:03:46 I was waiting for more.
01:03:46 Yeah, there's only two. Oh, there's only two new Brady ones.
01:03:48 But makes you imagine that dude sperm count.
01:03:53 My superpower
01:03:55 is I spray jizz all over the place.
01:03:59 Oh, this looks interesting.
01:04:01 We got a new kid video.
01:04:03 Yeah, no,
01:04:05 he's he's a lot younger than I remember.
01:04:08 Yeah.
01:04:09 You sent this video. Is this just for fun?
01:04:11 Yeah.
01:04:12 You go to this little clip.
01:04:13 Thanks to the kid,
01:04:16 to turn up the volume.
01:04:18 Oh. There's volume.
01:04:19 I don't want to hear this fucking kid.
01:04:21 I do these boys.
01:04:26 Speech the kid.
01:04:29 Oh, that's.
01:04:31 That's better.
01:04:34 I'm, like, very sympathetic.
01:04:36 Dude, I are in a relationship.
01:04:39 Oh, oh, we're all in a relationship.
01:04:41 Everything's related and everything's relative.
01:04:45 That's Einstein.
01:04:46 Penis is gross. This is why I'm good with
01:04:50 penises.
01:04:51 Good vagina. Gross.
01:04:54 Hey, just to remind you that none of this matters.
01:04:57 No, it keeps the score.
01:04:59 Except for, God person I here, he's, pretty.
01:05:02 Oh. Keeping the sort of forgiving.
01:05:03 So you got that going for you?
01:05:08 Okay, I have a super freaking nice stuff.
01:05:11 I like the God person.
01:05:14 He's talking about it. He was very.
01:05:16 He was very generic.
01:05:16 I was, like, nonspecific, non-denominational.
01:05:19 Yeah, that he should have said that deity thing.
01:05:22 Maybe he's a Unitarian.
01:05:25 Hey, my mother in law is a Unitarian.
01:05:29 I like her style.
01:05:31 Okay. What do you like?
01:05:32 I do, you know, I like the colors of having a church.
01:05:35 I like the music.
01:05:37 I like the artwork.
01:05:38 I like the the architecture, I just don't.
01:05:41 There's they're over the theme.
01:05:44 The message is literally he literally quoted doofus face, what's his name?
01:05:48 That with the architecture and the culture.
01:05:50 What's that?
01:05:51 Cultural Christians.
01:05:52 Oh, oh, oh, Richard Dawkins video.
01:05:55 Yeah, you just literally said exactly what he said.
01:05:57 I appreciate the art.
01:05:59 The video that we played of, Richard Dawkins.
01:06:01 I love that green Dover.
01:06:03 No, I love playing Bilbo.
01:06:08 I was quoting the Bible.
01:06:09 That one.
01:06:10 Yeah, yeah.
01:06:11 All the stuff that you love about Christianity that just.
01:06:14 I think you were called a poser.
01:06:16 I think you were called a poser.
01:06:18 Yeah, you were right.
01:06:20 Okay, I was wrong, I apologize.
01:06:22 Okay? So please, the kid.
01:06:25 What? It's the kid video.
01:06:27 The guy with the finger on the pulse.
01:06:29 Tomato?
01:06:30 Yeah.
01:06:31 Hell, no.
01:06:33 Hi. Hi.
01:06:35 Oh, shit.
01:06:36 I gotta delete that. See? That's confusing.
01:06:38 No, no, I intro, I, I'm like,
01:06:42 well, I need to hold everything.
01:06:48 No, I'm just telling you
01:06:50 it wasn't right what he did put the video sideways last week.
01:06:53 So what I had to do was upload the video and I named it The Kid.
01:06:57 And I put it right next to the kid intro, which I'm now deleting
01:07:01 carefully to make sure it's not the right or wrong one.
01:07:03 Right. So you can, deleted, deleted delete.
01:07:06 Are there any kids involved?
01:07:08 Not in this system.
01:07:11 I got to see the kids.
01:07:13 You called the kids?
01:07:14 The kid right next to me.
01:07:16 It needs to be more organic. We got to keep the kid.
01:07:19 I are in a relationship.
01:07:22 Yeah, let's watch this.
01:07:23 Once there's children involved, we don't give a fuck.
01:07:26 Hey, if you don't give a damn.
01:07:28 Oh, yeah.
01:07:29 I don't give a damn. We don't give a fuck.
01:07:32 I love these crazy.
01:07:33 This doesn't sound very metal.
01:07:35 The last one you showed was metal.
01:07:37 Was it?
01:07:37 That's.
01:07:38 The last one I showed was Bunny.
01:07:41 No, I meant the last, evangelistic pamphlet or whatever this is.
01:07:45 Oh, I know, I know, I don't I don't give a fuck.
01:07:48 That would have made more sense.
01:07:50 Yeah, probably.
01:07:52 No shit. It what they know what I'm saying.
01:07:54 Is anyone else fine with anyone else?
01:07:57 See the artistic irony with whoever uploaded the clip
01:07:59 about not giving a damn back in the damn not give a damn about the church.
01:08:02 People. And we don't. That's not lost on me.
01:08:06 Okay, good.
01:08:07 Before they start your shit. What?
01:08:09 They know what it does. God knows what.
01:08:13 Okay.
01:08:15 That's loopy.
01:08:16 That is.
01:08:19 You're getting loopy.
01:08:21 Maybe the real cream in your hair is making you loopy.
01:08:25 I'm getting a little high from this
01:08:28 wheel shit now.
01:08:28 I don't know which one to play.
01:08:30 Well, that's all right.
01:08:31 We can do this.
01:08:34 Dear,
01:08:36 I could fuck.
01:08:39 I am a divorced ask fagot fucker.
01:08:41 Do you man?
01:08:47 As it's ass.
01:08:49 Bitches be tripping, bitches be trippin is.
01:08:52 I am a divorcee who has reconnected with a childhood neighbor, Levi, divorced.
01:08:58 He was physically assaulted as a teenager and badly injured.
01:09:01 He was made almost to complete.
01:09:03 He was.
01:09:04 He has made almost a complete recovery.
01:09:06 But as a metal plate in his skull and a traumatic brain injuries.
01:09:11 We have always been friends
01:09:13 and after my divorce he asked me out.
01:09:16 It felt strange asking or sorry.
01:09:19 It felt strange. Word from
01:09:23 who that was coming.
01:09:24 No, it felt strange, akin to dating my brother.
01:09:27 But he was persistent.
01:09:29 We had fun, enjoyed parties and hanging out and I got pregnant.
01:09:32 What?
01:09:33 And immediately I began to resent Levi.
01:09:37 Neither of us was capable of raising her name.
01:09:40 Jean, Jean and Levi.
01:09:42 Every fucking great.
01:09:44 Neither of us.
01:09:45 Neither of us was capable of raising children.
01:09:49 Thanks, everybody. It's definitely South.
01:09:52 Our two five year old.
01:09:55 Our five year old now lives in chaos.
01:09:58 I didn't know Levi Levi as well as I thought.
01:10:01 Wait, his or that?
01:10:03 Hold on, I just the five year old is cousin daughter
01:10:06 or nephew dog niece daughter probably neighbor daughter.
01:10:10 No, because if
01:10:12 you said they were brother and I,
01:10:14 it was kind of like dating your cousin because they grew up together.
01:10:20 All right.
01:10:20 Former neighbors.
01:10:22 His TBI, which I just looked it up, is traumatic brain injury.
01:10:25 So she now she's getting smart and his TBI is much bigger problem than I realize.
01:10:31 He cannot control his temper.
01:10:35 He's quick to yell at our son Jaden
01:10:38 and me and puts me down in front of him.
01:10:41 We have to move to a different area of the home to give leave our space.
01:10:46 Sorry I was mushy it a little bit.
01:10:48 Was Levi that chicken guy from the last video?
01:10:51 I think they fixed it already.
01:10:52 Chicken to take.
01:10:56 Yeah, I think that was their that was their five year old that.
01:10:59 Yeah.
01:10:59 He what you just said they fixed it with the chicken out back.
01:11:03 Let's do second verse accent today.
01:11:05 You did the Beatles accent.
01:11:07 The southern accents. Good. He hope it.
01:11:11 But yeah.
01:11:12 No the combination you know was something. Yes.
01:11:17 Jaden loves his father anyway and never holds a grudge.
01:11:21 A grudge even. Good.
01:11:23 So it's. Yeah. That's too hard to leave.
01:11:25 I apologize what she said, but the bear never stops.
01:11:30 Do Asmar southern.
01:11:33 But he is.
01:11:34 But he is.
01:11:35 Well, especially with this verbal nastiness.
01:11:40 Now put up a god he truly cannot bucket.
01:11:44 But it's hard to tolerate the tantrums.
01:11:46 Jaden loves his father anyway and never holds a grudge.
01:11:49 Levi frequently apologizes, but the behavior never stops.
01:11:52 He has never been physically abusive, but he's walking a fine line
01:11:56 with the verbal nastiness.
01:11:59 I'm consistent.
01:12:00 I'm constantly a referee to prevent escalation.
01:12:04 I love both Levi and my son and we are not married.
01:12:08 Should I continue trying to make it work
01:12:11 or should I run for the hills with Jaden?
01:12:14 It's loud and often contentious.
01:12:17 Sign second guessing my life.
01:12:20 Okay Jean, if that is your real name.
01:12:24 Yeah, you could you could stick it out with him.
01:12:27 But obviously I would recommend running for the Hills.
01:12:30 But it does remind me of the guy I got Charmaine comment.
01:12:34 Sorry.
01:12:34 Shot through the head with a tamping rod, and he went from a really nice guy
01:12:39 to a real A-hole
01:12:42 and, it sounds like that that have to be Levi.
01:12:47 Yeah, that'd be a prick.
01:12:48 From then I turn into an A-hole, or it turned into a whole.
01:12:53 Yeah, he the now he turn that if you turn into a hole and you just fall.
01:12:58 Yeah.
01:12:59 Well, no, it turned his eye socket into a hole in his head.
01:13:06 I used to remember that
01:13:07 guy's name tag on it was part of my,
01:13:10 lefty is lefty.
01:13:13 It was part of my argument with the kid.
01:13:17 So it would be. Oh, the kid.
01:13:19 Yeah. Okay. What a great segue.
01:13:22 Maybe we should.
01:13:23 Is there is that the end of the deer fledge?
01:13:25 Did. Yeah.
01:13:26 Run run run. Yeah. There there's go.
01:13:28 Closing hills.
01:13:30 Run for your rival.
01:13:36 Shut the fuck up, kid.
01:13:41 Ever growing up, brown waste once again.
01:13:45 Killings again.
01:13:47 Oh my God. No.
01:13:48 No way. Women. I'm always the run for the hills part.
01:13:50 That's why I thought that
01:13:52 hills
01:13:55 run for your life.
01:13:59 That's all I was going to play.
01:14:02 I'm saying it perfectly.
01:14:05 I couldn't tell the difference.
01:14:06 I thought it was the hair, though. That tricked me.
01:14:08 Yeah.
01:14:14 Okay, there's this corner
01:14:15 at 123 pounds with safety glasses and a wheel to not just milk,
01:14:20 but also without the kids and everything on the kids wise beyond years.
01:14:24 We'll find out.
01:14:26 Are there any kids involved?
01:14:28 Cute guy are in a relationship.
01:14:31 You kidding me?
01:14:32 It's a long one in a short one is which one?
01:14:34 Yeah. First the long one.
01:14:37 Hi. I'm the kid.
01:14:38 That's the Gary.
01:14:39 It's been three weeks since we've actually had a segment on the show, so,
01:14:43 we got some catching up to do.
01:14:45 A little, how was the wrestling show you in?
01:14:47 The wrestling show was awesome.
01:14:48 I went to Grand Rapids and it was a double showing.
01:14:50 So I watched one episode of Monday Night Raw live, quote unquote.
01:14:54 And then I saw the next week's episode early.
01:14:56 So I knew Rhea Ripley was coming back before the rest of you fuckers.
01:14:59 Oh, no.
01:15:00 Oh, nice.
01:15:02 Okay, she's going to tug on her jacket now.
01:15:05 What's your on? Rushmore of heavy metal bands?
01:15:07 I have no idea that I like heavy metal that much, so it only is.
01:15:11 The only two people who watch this show might know what that is.
01:15:13 735 you see, I don't even think I can name for heavy.
01:15:18 I like, I was, I was thinking Judas Priest.
01:15:20 Oh, yeah.
01:15:23 I don't know if Metallica counts.
01:15:24 I feel like like they're metal.
01:15:25 It it has to come. It absolutely has.
01:15:29 I know there is a fine line between hard rock and heavy metal.
01:15:32 So I gotta go change my shirt.
01:15:34 I Metallica, heavy metal, like, thrash Metallica.
01:15:38 That's not cool.
01:15:38 Thanks for the kid.
01:15:39 Yeah, hold on there, pop.
01:15:42 I have to correct the two for sure.
01:15:43 You just said thrash metal was heavier than heavy metal.
01:15:47 Yeah, but it's not thrash.
01:15:50 It's just like a dynamic fashion.
01:15:52 And now I mean, bastard heavy is definitely.
01:15:55 Yeah. Okay. Faster.
01:15:56 Okay. Thrash.
01:15:57 Yea, it's definitely thrash here.
01:16:00 It's almost less metal.
01:16:01 Heavy metal is, I don't like heavy metal, to be honest.
01:16:04 I'm not a Black Sabbath fan.
01:16:06 I am player is.
01:16:08 It's harder than Metallica is definitely metal.
01:16:10 Thrash metal.
01:16:12 What else?
01:16:13 Goodness. Slayer.
01:16:15 Actually did anthrax for the anthrax.
01:16:18 They're great.
01:16:19 I love them, but they're, they're like a it's like a comical metal band
01:16:22 they're having you love them because their best musicians, their drummer,
01:16:27 they're what they're like him is their drummer.
01:16:31 Anthrax is when he sings.
01:16:34 Yeah, yeah, well, even I don't.
01:16:36 He teaches the lead guitar player how to play the guitar.
01:16:39 He tells the bass player what to do.
01:16:41 He shows everybody how to play their instruments
01:16:43 because he's the only one that can sit at the drums.
01:16:46 That's like the king. King tut beard, right?
01:16:49 Yeah. Bald and King Tut beard. Okay.
01:16:52 Well, yeah, yeah, I just I'm not a big anthrax fan.
01:16:55 I like they're just they were never that good.
01:16:57 Metallica. Definitely Slayer.
01:16:59 But Slayer definitely
01:17:01 Black Sabbath just because they originated it.
01:17:04 And the fourth one is just so difficult.
01:17:06 I've got Slayer on my regular playlist.
01:17:08 Like every day I hear a Slayer song.
01:17:12 Yeah.
01:17:15 Oh yeah.
01:17:16 Metallurgy. Metallurgy.
01:17:18 Metal. I'm sorry I mispronounced metallurgy.
01:17:20 He didn't. He didn't mispronounce, actually.
01:17:23 Metal because I'm into forging.
01:17:25 Yeah.
01:17:26 Metallurgy. Metallurgy. Metal.
01:17:28 I'm sorry, I'm pronouncing metal.
01:17:30 Small show. No, I it's for me.
01:17:32 Oh. So like, I'm correcting everybody and I usually do correct people.
01:17:35 I was just saying it wrong to be silly.
01:17:38 And he thought I was correcting him
01:17:41 before my father passed away.
01:17:42 He was actually a metallurgist.
01:17:45 Metallurgist?
01:17:47 Metallurgy book.
01:17:48 I, I, I'm the follow up video.
01:17:51 I addressed the the issue.
01:17:54 I'm like, that sounds so cool, dad, what do you do?
01:17:56 What do you actually do?
01:17:57 He's like, I walk around all day and check thermometers.
01:18:00 Okay. Wow.
01:18:02 Yeah.
01:18:04 Clergy, I, I tested
01:18:06 the tensile strength of metals for a science fair project.
01:18:09 Once you pull it or push it till it breaks or something.
01:18:12 Yeah.
01:18:13 And then.
01:18:13 Yeah.
01:18:14 Measure how much force it takes to do so much.
01:18:17 I did the tech for a company that that's all they did.
01:18:20 Machines.
01:18:20 And then the whole time pushing and pulling and repair.
01:18:22 Yeah.
01:18:23 Repeating those tests, you know, getting their little certifications.
01:18:26 Pull it up.
01:18:28 What else? Shit. What metal.
01:18:29 Oh, I just told you to pull it out.
01:18:31 Oh. The,
01:18:32 you can see, I see,
01:18:36 for now, pronounce realizations
01:18:39 of metals, metallurgy, metallurgy.
01:18:43 Meadowlark. Lemon.
01:18:45 Meadowlark. Lemon.
01:18:46 How to pronounce meadowlark Lemon.
01:18:48 Got it.
01:18:50 Sweet Georgia brown.
01:18:52 Pull it up. What else?
01:18:55 Oh. But, for the year, it's a little challenging to switch back and forth.
01:18:58 I'm not very professional. Is a little challenged.
01:19:01 Yeah. Metallurgy.
01:19:03 Metallurgy, metallurgy.
01:19:05 You got to get Cambridge metallurgy.
01:19:07 Metallurgy.
01:19:08 Know you got to get Cambridge.
01:19:10 I just did it with the metallurgy.
01:19:11 You the British one smoking.
01:19:14 Oh, what do the faggy one?
01:19:18 The faggy one.
01:19:19 Okay. Your finger on the pulse. Should we talk about the elephant in the room?
01:19:22 Yeah, I'll say perfect Segway party.
01:19:24 Yeah. For someone.
01:19:25 But it was for the wrong someone. Work party.
01:19:27 Someone got mad at someone for saying it was the other someone.
01:19:30 There was a party to hold on.
01:19:32 I don't know, I gotta explain pronouns to you.
01:19:34 You can't add weight to someone. A pronoun?
01:19:37 No, I identify as someone.
01:19:41 Never mind dark. Okay?
01:19:43 I don't want to go down.
01:19:43 You just.
01:19:44 There's too many someones.
01:19:45 I have no idea who you're talking about.
01:19:47 No, no, you don't know any of the people involved.
01:19:50 But let's say there's three people, right?
01:19:52 Yeah. We just maybe make up different names.
01:19:54 Or someone number one. Someone number two.
01:19:57 Wrong. Someone.
01:19:58 Someone got mad at someone for saying it was all right.
01:20:01 So there's two people.
01:20:02 So, No.
01:20:03 Just cause so much more.
01:20:05 There's so many more moving parts.
01:20:07 It look like Bob got mad at Jim because Bob had a party.
01:20:11 Jim. Bob? No.
01:20:14 No, I've got mad at Steve.
01:20:15 Who's done that party? Steve.
01:20:18 Because Brian said that Tom.
01:20:22 No, I explain it.
01:20:25 Watch the video for somebody. Oh. The video.
01:20:27 I'm sorry. Your finger on the pulse.
01:20:29 Should we talk about the elephant in the room? Yeah. We'll see. I'll see.
01:20:31 This is how you make a 20 minute content into a three hour show.
01:20:35 Yeah, there was a party for someone, but it was for the wrong someone.
01:20:39 Oh, then someone got mad at someone for saying it.
01:20:42 Oh, two of those are women with Bob and the other.
01:20:45 There was a party for somebody's anniversary here.
01:20:48 And the scuttlebutt is the the actual reason for the party was somebody.
01:20:51 How old is he?
01:20:52 Uses words like 70 year old and everybody's asses.
01:20:56 You gotta consult Mark. I think it's true.
01:20:58 I've only ever been told that it was for the anniversary.
01:21:01 It should be a topic.
01:21:02 You know, I think it's one of those things we kind of like so much.
01:21:04 It got, it got.
01:21:05 It's got to be got thrown in the garbage with the rug, you know.
01:21:08 But yeah.
01:21:09 Oh, every single suggestion that I made this week except for metal
01:21:13 gets thrown to the garbage.
01:21:14 We start over from scratch, uncovered by scratch.
01:21:18 That's a good topic. Yeah, scratch is a good one. Wow.
01:21:21 Did you play that trap or was that him talking?
01:21:24 What? Oh, damn. I'm like, he,
01:21:27 Like, he sounded just like the drum.
01:21:29 He just did it. Exactly.
01:21:30 My voice just got really animal giggles.
01:21:31 Oh, okay.
01:21:34 Great. Okay.
01:21:36 Uncovered the truth.
01:21:37 I saw his mouth moving everything, licking his lips, smacking it.
01:21:40 Didn't like it. Yeah. What?
01:21:42 And, So now what?
01:21:44 Not there. Not on speaking.
01:21:46 Yeah, well, I think I think your coworker is, think he's a spy.
01:21:50 Why isn't his coworker super cool? Espionage.
01:21:53 Oh, he works really, really closely with me.
01:21:56 I think he thinks the age of consent should be lower, which I think you just
01:21:59 how coerced.
01:22:00 But, you know, like, you can just, like, somebody's just retarded.
01:22:03 There's the exchange of biology for espionage for something that I think
01:22:07 it's not even like, really like I think everybody kind of knew,
01:22:11 that it was for the, the other reason, which was that the person was fired.
01:22:15 So I don't think anybody really bought the anniversary story.
01:22:18 It was just one of those things where you're saying it
01:22:19 so you don't get in trouble.
01:22:21 Does anybody know what I'm talking about?
01:22:23 A little bit about it?
01:22:24 No, I don't, I lost track.
01:22:26 Well, I just try to keep my sources anonymous.
01:22:29 And, you know, the whole time you're saying that,
01:22:30 I was thinking like, dude, what are you fucking doing?
01:22:33 You know, like, we all know the reason.
01:22:34 Just fucking like the guy with the finger on the pulse of our man.
01:22:38 No, not like your victims.
01:22:40 No. Good deed should go unpunished.
01:22:41 I mean, he bought his pizza.
01:22:43 It was very nice. Yeah.
01:22:44 Regardless of,
01:22:45 regardless of the reason, you know, I got some some really shitty two boys
01:22:48 pizza, and Jeffrey and I don't have to pay for it.
01:22:50 So, you know, my big takeaways here, here is, Dave is a retarded pedophile.
01:22:55 Yeah. No, I've known that since I started working here.
01:22:58 I got my finger on the pulse, as they say.
01:23:01 So my takeaway is, thanks for the kids.
01:23:04 Thanks. The kid retarded pedophile.
01:23:09 I once saw somebody at a party for getting fired.
01:23:11 Or they had a party to cover for getting fired.
01:23:13 I don't get, oh, the idea was we wanted to celebrate.
01:23:17 Ding dong, the witch is dead.
01:23:19 And, you can't do that.
01:23:22 So you say it was for,
01:23:25 this other guy's three year anniversary weeks ago.
01:23:28 Triceratops.
01:23:30 Stegosaurus.
01:23:32 Oh. Killswitch engage,
01:23:35 Hatebreed, other means.
01:23:39 Mastodon. Oh,
01:23:42 All right. Is it?
01:23:43 I thought Hatebreed was a Michigan band, too.
01:23:46 I wrote down my finals, like shortly with the band called hate.
01:23:51 Something like shameless.
01:23:54 Cannibal Corpse.
01:23:59 Yeah.
01:23:59 That's it.
01:24:00 I said everything else.
01:24:02 Yeah, I agree with Hatebreed.
01:24:03 I don't like the other.
01:24:03 I still don't like all the remains.
01:24:06 It's funny too, because I saw them open for a bunch of people.
01:24:09 I saw all the remains, like four times, and I didn't know what the band name is,
01:24:12 because they use a stupid heavy metal font
01:24:14 that just looks like a bunch of squiggly lines.
01:24:17 Yeah, like In Flames.
01:24:18 That's another one that does that.
01:24:19 I'm like, you know, you guys could be so good, but your logo is so stupid.
01:24:23 I didn't get past it to listen.
01:24:26 The most terrifying mosh pit at any concert I've ever been to
01:24:30 is at a Pantera show.
01:24:32 Holy crap, I wouldn't get in there.
01:24:35 Yeah, I don't do mosh pits anymore, that's for sure.
01:24:37 I don't know who engages either.
01:24:39 I've never heard of them
01:24:41 engage.
01:24:42 Yeah, yeah, I don't know.
01:24:44 It's got like, you just read it like you heard of them, but you hadn't either.
01:24:47 No, no, I, I always say things like, I know,
01:24:51 now, we have a mutual
01:24:54 friend, Hodge, I call him,
01:24:57 and, the nickname stuck, like, 30 years ago.
01:25:01 Killswitch engage, I thought, wait, is it Killswitch Engage?
01:25:03 I thought it was just.
01:25:04 Oh, disengage.
01:25:06 I know there's a switch elsewhere.
01:25:08 Engage. Hey, praise band.
01:25:11 No, it's.
01:25:12 In order to have four bands, it has to be Killswitch.
01:25:15 Yeah, I know, I know, I'm looking it up as I'm talking about it right.
01:25:20 Oh, read that one. Or maybe
01:25:22 you just had another comment.
01:25:24 No, I read that one. It was hey, hey.
01:25:26 Oh, actually very good.
01:25:29 Listen.
01:25:30 All right. I like Christian metal.
01:25:32 Whatever happened to Christian?
01:25:33 But great things have to be hate free.
01:25:35 I sent you a striper to mash up.
01:25:38 Not this time. No.
01:25:41 I can look back and find.
01:25:42 I mean, I have a bunch of stuff just stored, but I be hard to find.
01:25:47 Oh. I like a challenge.
01:25:49 Now I'm going to look for here.
01:25:51 I have over here I made a metal song
01:25:54 ready for 80.
01:25:57 Here's the flat metal song with lyrics over.
01:26:04 And all I thought about is, man,
01:26:07 George is going to comment
01:26:08 that the stupid asshole is just welding on a fucking stick of wood for,
01:26:11 I mean, a stick of metal for no reason,
01:26:13 because I'm pretty sure that it's whatever he's doing it
01:26:15 just for the sparking effect, I don't think.
01:26:17 I think putting a hole on a piece of metal isn't really welding,
01:26:20 but it was just for the effect of the video.
01:26:34 So to speak, tonight.
01:26:36 Which was why I didn't write I'm sorry.
01:26:38 The horse cried.
01:26:41 The truth and love while I up in the sky.
01:26:49 White fools with a fight.
01:26:51 Let's crack a seal.
01:26:52 Let loose no sacred realms, no tales. The brain.
01:26:55 Just the roar of the crowd.
01:26:56 In the true suicide I swear to life.
01:26:59 Loud to
01:27:01 loud.
01:27:05 Flatlands.
01:27:06 To my fault.
01:27:07 And Lord of all.
01:27:09 Make up the meadows.
01:27:11 Calls.
01:27:16 Cats and dogs.
01:27:18 Cats for trees.
01:27:19 Please, please freeze to slice it.
01:27:22 Freaks.
01:27:23 You gotta get rain now I just cause I feel so well I am all
01:27:31 the way so noisy I can't sleep now.
01:27:33 And me do the three I shout was like
01:27:36 do I would say fly, fly, fly, fly.
01:27:41 Can't do a crow.
01:27:46 Flies, lands
01:27:47 to fly falls in the water I make up the meadows.
01:27:53 Cold.
01:28:05 Oh. Oh.
01:28:24 Silly.
01:28:25 Yeah.
01:28:26 The signals close.
01:28:28 Friends like the rest.
01:28:29 To the ultimate show.
01:28:31 No frequent fire.
01:28:33 Just love and truth.
01:28:35 And slap.
01:28:36 Won't catch the lovers proud.
01:28:39 Now all
01:28:41 now. Twice in the flight.
01:28:45 My soul.
01:28:47 Wow, Glasgow was so nice.
01:28:54 Flat was too nice.
01:28:59 Slash.
01:28:59 Where the crowd explodes I'm the monster.
01:29:03 You don't want to die away.
01:29:06 Flies away.
01:29:07 Stay at the some.
01:29:09 You fly at the legends.
01:29:12 Why oh.
01:29:16 Yeah.
01:29:17 The whispers at you dance while we crash.
01:29:23 What's the matter?
01:29:25 Yeah.
01:29:27 Crash. Oh.
01:29:42 Fuck!
01:29:43 I'm lost.
01:29:44 I don't know why.
01:29:45 Now, let.
01:29:50 Know I stay at the shop with black and white.
01:29:56 The legends.
01:29:58 Oh, now whispers in the darkness.
01:30:02 Why flies away.
01:30:04 Flash backs run.
01:30:10 Now that's our house band,
01:30:12 which is also called life, which was the topic last week.
01:30:17 Oh, that.
01:30:18 Our metal band is called black did not.
01:30:21 It was very hard for me, but I did not even mention it last week.
01:30:24 No self-promotion. I'm so proud of you.
01:30:27 Also, a great segue for our Killswitch Engage song that I want to listen to
01:30:32 because I.
01:30:33 I've never or if I hit it, I'm not aware which also happens
01:30:37 to be called life too lifeless. Wow.
01:30:40 Yes. Isn't that just fit right in those with engage?
01:30:44 We'll just play a part of it.
01:30:46 Yeah.
01:30:47 So this was Ryan's number one, even though there is no order obviously.
01:30:51 Right.
01:30:51 This was a one we all see George Washington on the left.
01:30:55 Oh yeah.
01:30:56 Yeah I forgot to mention that that dude
01:30:57 with the welding in the last video was just pretty much to do the slow
01:31:00 motion video. Shit.
01:31:02 Yeah.
01:31:02 And I was he just wanted to he just wanted to make a bunch of sparks.
01:31:05 And then just to let you know how much I care about you, I looked for,
01:31:08 like, an extra 30 minutes to find one that was actually doing something,
01:31:13 but that there were no royalty free ones.
01:31:15 So I could I could go use it.
01:31:17 I just don't want to.
01:31:18 I was going to ask you, but I thought right here, can you get know
01:31:24 the video is draw right in the middle here.
01:31:27 Spark welding like right there not arc welding because that would make sense.
01:31:32 I want spark welding.
01:31:34 Oh is that okay?
01:31:35 The more sparks, the better world we can spark.
01:31:38 Well, is this a good song? Right.
01:31:41 Where my curse from Killswitch Engage is something all you guys have heard.
01:31:45 Oh my curse.
01:31:45 I should have played that one.
01:31:46 See, I should have read this first.
01:31:48 Oh mercy. Oh, man.
01:31:51 I got about 15 military recruitment songs, so my bad.
01:31:55 I listen to my band to this date, has about 300 songs.
01:32:01 And about two of them are probably good.
01:32:06 No, they're all really good.
01:32:07 I listen to the whole thing. I'm here.
01:32:09 Dog Bones is a bunch of songs.
01:32:11 They're all awesome.
01:32:12 Yeah, they are awesome.
01:32:14 Next week we'll do rap.
01:32:15 And because I have some rap songs
01:32:17 that are actually even make fun of metal, but I don't know if I should,
01:32:20 but I'm going to get my monologues going to be all about gift wrap.
01:32:24 It's not going to be about rap.
01:32:25 No, I can't wait.
01:32:28 So did I miss the monologues?
01:32:29 I don't watch the show, but did you talk about all the homophones?
01:32:32 Did you talk about metal?
01:32:33 Yeah, about metal?
01:32:35 Yes. Talk about metal?
01:32:36 Yes. Do you talk about metal?
01:32:40 Just to test my metal.
01:32:42 Yeah. Like for to some I didn't. That one I missed.
01:32:44 When I looked it up, I didn't realize that metal meant, like,
01:32:48 someone has meddling, but not full metal.
01:32:50 Metal meddling is more likely.
01:32:53 Do you have that Full Metal Jacket clip?
01:32:55 That's great.
01:32:56 We do, but I think we shouldn't play it on.
01:32:59 Oh, yeah. Gravy.
01:33:01 Yeah.
01:33:02 Didn't your mother give you enough attention when you were growing up?
01:33:05 Robert Plant baby and I we certainly.
01:33:07 So I it's funny because I, I had to watch the movie.
01:33:10 You sent me just that clip and I was like,
01:33:13 isn't that the one with the bathroom scene?
01:33:16 And it was. It certainly was.
01:33:17 Or is the clip
01:33:20 I don't have the clips getting shown to not playing that clip.
01:33:23 We're in the middle of the kids section.
01:33:25 Yeah, he's there for the show.
01:33:27 The clip.
01:33:30 Give me the for the Brady for the record.
01:33:32 And we get to the bottom of metallurgy.
01:33:35 Brady why are we watching this.
01:33:37 It's very hot at the bottom of metallurgy I have heard. Yes.
01:33:42 I'm gonna be giving up Brady enough time to look it up.
01:33:45 I'm going to go with it.
01:33:47 Was I supposed to look up to see how to pronounce it?
01:33:49 Metallurgy? No, I did, I failed.
01:33:51 Yeah, you got the word. You got it. No, no, I got you.
01:33:53 Okay, I'm clicking through. If you don't forget it.
01:33:56 Yeah.
01:33:56 The saggy one I forgot already did stuff.
01:34:00 Britannica doesn't have it.
01:34:01 No, we got two different.
01:34:03 Yeah.
01:34:03 Give me the five one right there it is.
01:34:07 Right. Metallurgy.
01:34:10 Metallurgy.
01:34:11 There it is. Metallurgy.
01:34:15 Metallurgy.
01:34:16 Thought you long metallurgy.
01:34:20 Metallurgy.
01:34:21 Sounds like, say metallica.
01:34:24 Yeah, yeah.
01:34:25 So what do you tell the study?
01:34:26 What do you call energy?
01:34:28 What do you call the study of you?
01:34:30 But we'd both be wrong.
01:34:31 Yeah, we'd both be wrong.
01:34:35 Precisely what I'm saying is you're wrong.
01:34:37 Metallurgy.
01:34:39 Something's wrong.
01:34:39 Surgical metallurgical.
01:34:42 Metallurgist.
01:34:44 Wait. That's not the way I said it.
01:34:46 Metallurgist?
01:34:47 No. Metallurgist.
01:34:50 It sounds like you're allergic to the.
01:34:52 Yeah, you.
01:34:53 Are you metal allergies?
01:34:55 Metallurgist is what?
01:34:57 Actually, mercury will make you crazy.
01:35:00 He was. You don't have to guess, but.
01:35:01 So we'll let you read poison.
01:35:03 Oh, I do, because I don't know.
01:35:04 I know you're in your bloodstream. He was also a firefighter
01:35:07 who grew bananas.
01:35:09 Like that Levi guy from that sledge.
01:35:13 Yes. Did you know that?
01:35:14 Isn't it?
01:35:14 Was it the Asian kings that used to run, Mercury?
01:35:19 They thought it was so Phineas Gage. Bam.
01:35:22 I remember the dude's name with the, the Tampa garage with the eyeball.
01:35:26 I was like, that's a really weird Asian king name, but okay, baby is game.
01:35:30 I can see the, funniest guy with the tampon.
01:35:33 Yeah. Brain.
01:35:36 Thanks, brain.
01:35:39 I pulled it,
01:35:41 I got the name for these cuz I win the name.
01:35:45 Okay.
01:35:46 The kid.
01:35:46 Wait, what do you win?
01:35:49 A fabulous wig.
01:35:52 Look at this.
01:35:52 Have you ever seen me with hair?
01:35:54 Awesome.
01:35:55 I'm the Gary.
01:35:59 Only Gary.
01:36:00 I've actually never seen.
01:36:02 Right.
01:36:03 Look at it. No wonder.
01:36:06 All right.
01:36:07 To see you.
01:36:08 What you says you are.
01:36:14 This is not so.
01:36:16 I'm unaware of the sun is my.
01:36:19 You're
01:36:21 the only black
01:36:23 metal band I remember was living color.
01:36:27 Remember living color.
01:36:28 Hold the frame.
01:36:30 That is not heavy metal.
01:36:32 That's barely rock. Hard rock.
01:36:34 That's more like pop with distortion.
01:36:37 Tulsa personality.
01:36:39 Yeah, that's why it's a good song, but it's not metal.
01:36:41 Oh, sorry. You're going to freak for wrestling.
01:36:44 You can have some metal in songs in it.
01:36:46 Not be metal.
01:36:47 And you can call anything you want.
01:36:49 Call a tail and leg.
01:36:50 But, what do you call this?
01:36:51 The guys that growl, the root that they're,
01:36:56 growl metal.
01:36:57 Growl metal.
01:36:58 Really?
01:36:59 It's growl at screamo.
01:37:02 Well, I mean, I, I've been surprised by things like I went to look up.
01:37:06 What, like a bitch is a female dog and I.
01:37:09 So I asked, what's a boy dog called?
01:37:11 And it said a boy dog.
01:37:13 I just asked it and answered with the words I used myself in the question.
01:37:19 Thank you. Called the boy dog.
01:37:21 Interesting. Yeah,
01:37:24 I don't agree.
01:37:25 Oops, agree.
01:37:27 I think it's called a bull metallurgy, a bulldog.
01:37:30 Is that what you originally said?
01:37:31 The kid can fucking put that in a bun. That's what I see. The kid.
01:37:34 Why would.
01:37:35 That's my request. The kid needs a man bun.
01:37:37 We need a man.
01:37:38 You guys film this at lunch, by any chance? That hair is.
01:37:41 Oh, no, no, no, I mean,
01:37:43 once again, watch this video.
01:37:45 I'm about to display.
01:37:48 I do a lot of baking.
01:37:49 When I'm not drinking, I bake.
01:37:52 The kid almost looks cross-eyed.
01:37:53 Very good idea.
01:37:55 I bake my ass off.
01:37:57 And you're about
01:37:59 who's not cross-eyed?
01:38:02 So I'm like, oh, yeah,
01:38:09 we took the time.
01:38:14 000000.
01:38:22 There's a button for that metal.
01:38:24 It's the only time I don't hit it after the higher, of course.
01:38:27 Oh, okay.
01:38:28 Oh yeah. The only time.
01:38:30 The only time. But the only time. Yeah.
01:38:32 You don't hit it.
01:38:33 You're always on the money. Every other time.
01:38:34 It's perfect. Right?
01:38:36 No. Yeah.
01:38:36 Why would you change the way man says the guy who farts into the microphone
01:38:41 and then talks on the microphone of me?
01:38:42 Laughter and we think about that.
01:38:45 Yeah. How's it?
01:38:46 Yeah, it's like leaking your own butthole.
01:38:48 Which would be cool if you could.
01:38:50 It's not like that. It's not like that.
01:38:53 Okay? You know, you don't go after mouth.
01:38:56 Nobody's going to question.
01:38:57 I said that like an expert chicken.
01:38:59 Anyway, we go pretty a hard time for less than enough reason.
01:39:04 He's always the female in the face. For who?
01:39:07 What's the name? Brady.
01:39:09 Yeah.
01:39:09 I don't think that's a hard time.
01:39:10 For less than enough reason.
01:39:12 Here's what I wanted to share with everybody.
01:39:14 But when you had control of my hair, you after my phone, you and I kept
01:39:20 screwing with it, planning what the video was going to explain, surely?
01:39:25 No, no I'm not.
01:39:26 I'm explaining that when Brady went in to try to fix my thing for me,
01:39:31 for a while, I didn't realize I was screwing with him.
01:39:36 But then once I realized I was screwing with him,
01:39:39 I realized that I should continue screwing with him.
01:39:43 And so I made it super difficult for him to do, to give me, do me a favor.
01:39:48 Like he was.
01:39:49 Okay. Yeah, yeah. I'm fix, I work, I work.
01:39:52 Did he do me way older than you that do that on purpose for days on end?
01:39:57 Yeah.
01:39:57 What I my question most asked me is how do you do what you do with that
01:40:01 wanting to kill me.
01:40:02 I, I find say that directly
01:40:04 and I tell you straight up I smoke a lot of weed.
01:40:08 Yeah.
01:40:08 Nice.
01:40:11 You guys went off on a gay tangent.
01:40:14 I guess I'm a bit of a problem.
01:40:16 Customer.
01:40:19 No, but.
01:40:19 So I was like, I, I kind of at first I was like, he can't possibly know
01:40:23 that I'm not on at this point.
01:40:26 So yeah, you know, I just I just went I forgot how did it because and it's funny
01:40:30 dude, just so you know, I have a button that can lock you out of your own phone.
01:40:34 Yeah, but I think what I, I think that's rude.
01:40:36 So I let the customer just dance around and do what you got to do.
01:40:39 Right now, it seems like you,
01:40:42 you were so patient with me, and I was such a brat.
01:40:46 Yeah, I don't it doesn't even faze me to you.
01:40:48 I don't you could have done that for hours, and I do.
01:40:51 Yeah, I was doing something else and doing one hand with that.
01:40:54 Just waiting.
01:40:56 I remember when I remember why why I had, I had to click on the picture
01:40:59 and go into settings,
01:41:00 and I just I can't go in there and copy and paste your little thing.
01:41:04 I mean, I don't have any trouble doing that. You're watching this.
01:41:07 Why did you do that? Then?
01:41:09 Great, because I did do that.
01:41:11 And you didn't send me a new link, I did.
01:41:13 Oh, that's the thing I have, I have receipts.
01:41:17 We can go look at the chat
01:41:18 and look at that exact I want did I said, I will not I'm not.
01:41:22 That was really I just said we could.
01:41:23 We could because you said I didn't send you the link and I'm just correcting you.
01:41:27 You're mistaken.
01:41:29 You look so much like somebody. Now.
01:41:31 Who does he look like?
01:41:31 He looks so much like somebody now.
01:41:34 Oh, there.
01:41:34 Yeah, I get I can't tell you anymore with that hair.
01:41:38 So that was kind of interesting. You forget you had hair.
01:41:41 You clearly don't look like I'm looking right at my screen.
01:41:45 I'm looking at me. I know who it is.
01:41:48 Drummer Snyder, except with black hair.
01:41:52 Oh, pull up, I got a oh, wait.
01:41:55 Hold up.
01:41:55 Jamie, you look like
01:41:59 Mike Portnoy.
01:42:00 Sort of.
01:42:02 But not now. He looks.
01:42:03 He looks totally different now.
01:42:05 He's all old.
01:42:06 Oh, I am too, though.
01:42:08 Simply doesn't help.
01:42:10 Yeah, I can't find it.
01:42:12 You're right. I do look young.
01:42:14 I will tell you in this video those today.
01:42:20 The white coat too.
01:42:21 Oh, I know what it is to you.
01:42:22 Look like the, the singer and Styx.
01:42:25 I hate this thing.
01:42:27 I hate for you no other band.
01:42:30 Well, sticks are important next week.
01:42:33 Sticks, sticks. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll.
01:42:37 I can find it.
01:42:37 Super, super new pictures.
01:42:39 What's wrong with these people?
01:42:41 Nude or new?
01:42:43 Nude? Nude. Weird picture sticks.
01:42:46 It's all I can send.
01:42:47 Nude into a hard time for less or no way.
01:42:50 Oh, nice timing.
01:42:51 Got into hard time, right?
01:42:54 All right, so to be clear, you're talking to metallurgy.
01:42:57 Why would you change?
01:42:58 The regular metal is pronounced for metallurgical workers, Jackie
01:43:02 and tell you, how did you and your past self
01:43:05 know that when we did the pronunciation for a metal with what was the word?
01:43:10 Again, I just know how words are pronounced.
01:43:15 You may have looked at up prior to now I did not.
01:43:18 Oh, Gary, we give Brady a hard do you feel dumber with that hair?
01:43:23 Yeah.
01:43:26 I'm used to being the smartest guy in the room.
01:43:29 Yeah, not any more.
01:43:30 Time for less than enough for you.
01:43:32 It doesn't apply in there.
01:43:35 In an argument with a woman.
01:43:36 The most recent one where I am the, the girl and.
01:43:41 And the kid and the kid is the love interest.
01:43:43 You were Sabrina Carpenter?
01:43:44 Yes, I was, yes, I did watch that video in its entirety.
01:43:47 And, yeah, I feel like I'm a changed person because that.
01:43:50 So. Yeah, I was hot. So, what is he eating?
01:43:53 In case you're want. You finally realize I made.
01:43:55 I finally got the recipe right.
01:43:56 You have to watch my ass all around.
01:43:58 Look at those cookies with the chocolate.
01:44:00 The butter morsels also.
01:44:02 Yeah, I mean, my usual dudes being one of those blondies is what I have.
01:44:07 That's what he's eating right now. And also
01:44:11 they are in a relationship.
01:44:12 These words that I made,
01:44:16 pecan pie,
01:44:18 square and I are in a relationship.
01:44:22 Are you trying to fatten them up?
01:44:24 Yeah. Yeah. I'm like, I'm so light.
01:44:26 I'm going to be as plain as I can.
01:44:27 But you're pulling out food here.
01:44:29 Yeah.
01:44:32 Yeah.
01:44:33 And she just happened to see.
01:44:35 Oh, no.
01:44:36 Yeah. She smelled the food.
01:44:39 She's like it's like a trap.
01:44:40 She's like there's food.
01:44:41 Oh shit. There's a camera. Right?
01:44:43 Yeah, yeah.
01:44:45 She now is very familiar with the show
01:44:49 in she's fucked
01:44:51 because yes, she is on it now.
01:44:55 She knows she's like, oh no, she can't hide it.
01:44:59 Yeah. It's too late.
01:45:00 Why do you have. You have to have so much food.
01:45:02 Go ask David I like I told
01:45:05 you, I've got a big walk by doing nothing and I'm making her feel silly.
01:45:08 I have a baking problem.
01:45:09 I told her that, you know, she's trying to, like, just in.
01:45:13 Tastes like
01:45:15 ended up cooking up like something like caramel.
01:45:17 But it's a pecan pie bar.
01:45:21 But I was gonna say pie is not square.
01:45:23 Pie has to be triangle.
01:45:24 I, I use the, pecan pie recipe and a pecan pie bar recipe, and I combine
01:45:30 the two rolls or fucking eyes, and it's just like, I'm out of this bitch.
01:45:34 Yeah.
01:45:35 Oh, you guys look more scared than she does.
01:45:37 Know what happens?
01:45:38 Yeah. Oh, she's like, oh, shit.
01:45:40 Like, oh, no.
01:45:41 Someone ever seen the kid look more scared than he does right now?
01:45:44 Never. What's happening?
01:45:48 He doesn't know when he gets arrested.
01:45:50 He looks like he's doing when he got busted.
01:45:52 He's hiding the food.
01:45:53 Like he just like he's eating in class.
01:45:55 Yeah,
01:45:57 he's want to share because he's a fucking hoarding bag.
01:46:00 And Chelsea just made the show.
01:46:02 He could have warned me.
01:46:03 And you just said, oh, that's wonderful.
01:46:08 Great.
01:46:08 Chelsea's been on the show before.
01:46:10 Oh, really?
01:46:12 Yeah.
01:46:13 As above, so below.
01:46:15 Okay, bye.
01:46:17 That's fun.
01:46:17 While it was,
01:46:20 this corner at 123 pounds with safety glasses and a will to.
01:46:24 Not just no question, but also about the kids and, you know,
01:46:28 the kids wise beyond years.
01:46:30 Well, my mom did.
01:46:33 I'm a kid.
01:46:33 What what else do you had a chance for me
01:46:37 I've heard some some rumors that I have a mullet.
01:46:40 It's not a mullet, I promise.
01:46:42 I do not have a mullet.
01:46:43 I don't want a mullet.
01:46:45 I have a mullet,
01:46:48 almost.
01:46:49 I don't know what's going on.
01:46:52 And I'm Tina Fey, and I'm Steve Martin.
01:46:55 It's getting.
01:46:58 It has been said that to there in different states to live forever.
01:47:02 No side by side. Who wrote that? No.
01:47:04 Here in Dublin.
01:47:07 Yet we all know the importance of writing,
01:47:09 because every great movie begins with a great screenplay
01:47:13 or a very good idea for the post, but usually a screenplay.
01:47:18 Pretty sure it's a allowed.
01:47:19 Every writer starts a blank page, and every blank page was once a story.
01:47:25 I think it's a left right
01:47:27 and every tree was once a tiny seed,
01:47:31 and every tiny seed on earth was placed here by the alien king.
01:47:35 Run a
01:47:37 to foster our tight trade,
01:47:39 to fuel our positive transfers.
01:47:42 Steve, no one wants to hear about our religion that we made up.
01:47:47 You're probably right.
01:47:50 You get it?
01:47:50 I don't believe you sent that. I don't have to.
01:47:52 Yeah, you got there, Clear out a boy.
01:47:58 Made up star.
01:48:00 These are our, hosts list.
01:48:02 The videos that he sent.
01:48:03 Yeah, I sent some.
01:48:05 Being my favorite.
01:48:06 I sent stuff to the Instagram board.
01:48:09 I sent stuff upon request, and it would only be this.
01:48:12 Let's play nothing but chicken attack from now on.
01:48:15 A chicken attack video. Where is,
01:48:22 yeah, my
01:48:26 only trigger. The.
01:48:31 First,
01:48:33 the chicken's been waiting its whole life to chase you.
01:48:36 Yeah, you.
01:48:41 Know you should know what I like.
01:48:43 How the the the vengeance chicken chases.
01:48:46 Yeah.
01:48:47 Make him chase you. You.
01:48:48 Now he's going to take you.
01:48:51 Oh, my God.
01:48:53 Oh. Oh, that was brilliant. That
01:48:57 urban turkey. Quick.
01:48:59 Oh, You very.
01:49:02 Oh that's that's more.
01:49:03 That was awesome.
01:49:05 Oh, come.
01:49:08 Oh. I didn't realize that.
01:49:09 All of they didn't see that coming, I guess is why didn't he tell you?
01:49:14 Oh, you really? Terrorism.
01:49:16 So by the police, I. Yeah, punk.
01:49:20 I mean, it was good thing you didn't get the chicken.
01:49:24 He's gonna attack them later.
01:49:26 Yeah, those are turkey.
01:49:29 They were definitely Turkish.
01:49:30 Were Turkey attacks even more vicious?
01:49:34 Oh, they took my WorldStar
01:49:36 video away for the second time in a row for.
01:49:40 Remember, I had the whatever.
01:49:41 Trash garbage on the beach. Yeah.
01:49:45 And it was taken down.
01:49:46 Now, I had
01:49:49 Darren, I don't oh, it was an eye video with Kamala Harris and Trump in a taxi.
01:49:53 It was insanely funny.
01:49:55 Oh yeah, I remember that.
01:49:57 And now I've seen it.
01:49:58 It's got it says this page can't be found.
01:50:01 It's just got.
01:50:04 Well, these people, like, bring their kids around.
01:50:05 They said like, they will take your fucking eye out.
01:50:08 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:50:09 The kids, the parents, I don't it's the parents
01:50:12 who we should be talking about. They should be stopped.
01:50:14 It's why they call them Peckers.
01:50:16 They're the ones that are filming this, watching their children.
01:50:18 It's not why they call them Peckers chicken attack, isn't it?
01:50:23 But that's why this segment is called Chicken Attack.
01:50:27 Goes right for the big one.
01:50:29 Yeah. You're kicking it.
01:50:31 Oh, that had to be my cell.
01:50:34 Please have to clean that up.
01:50:37 Up chicken that up.
01:50:41 I won't let you up.
01:50:43 That.
01:50:44 Yeah.
01:50:45 That kid has a big flag.
01:50:48 I don't know why the kids cry in the chicken. One.
01:50:51 He started it.
01:50:54 If he chicken is like, fuck you, fuck you kicks that motherfucker.
01:50:58 Do you like it?
01:50:58 Why is it that fucking.
01:51:00 He flies at that kid like an Asian threw him?
01:51:02 Yeah, yeah,
01:51:05 he was just standing there minding his own business.
01:51:08 And now there's this monster sized chicken.
01:51:10 As far as that, chicken is a child.
01:51:12 What?
01:51:12 Yeah, the child is like. What the.
01:51:14 He even tries to get away first.
01:51:17 He's like, oh,
01:51:18 fuck, I can trips and then throws fucking like his way out.
01:51:22 Yeah, dude, I better be myself.
01:51:24 Freeze up chicken.
01:51:26 That,
01:51:29 chicken that I like
01:51:32 that you are bad place to play, Sam I love.
01:51:37 Come, let's go to get more chicken eyes.
01:51:40 But you didn't go.
01:51:43 God. You know, no matter of my lord
01:51:47 look like
01:51:50 you understand us.
01:51:58 Whoa.
01:51:59 I'm not playing that.
01:52:02 So what's this other racing? He's not there.
01:52:04 What's this?
01:52:04 On a racing erased?
01:52:05 People
01:52:07 say long video will wait.
01:52:13 So you're making food?
01:52:14 You didn't send us any.
01:52:15 We could have shared food right now. You'd be like.
01:52:17 So guess what I did to thank you all for such a good job producing my show
01:52:21 all year. I sent you blondies. They're at your door right now.
01:52:23 We're going to share them for you.
01:52:24 Yeah. I didn't even get my Girl Scout cookies.
01:52:27 And for the record, I tried to do that.
01:52:29 I was going to have them.
01:52:31 But my problem with pizza is there's no place in your.
01:52:33 Wherever you live. Do we say where you live?
01:52:35 I keep doing that every week.
01:52:36 I'll read up to there's no place open past seven to get food.
01:52:39 What the fuck do you guys do to bully?
01:52:42 It's not very good pizza, but, the kid just mentioned it.
01:52:46 Yeah, but they're not open at 10:00 on a Monday.
01:52:48 Parcel some place.
01:52:50 I'm up there an hour. Everything mean you're.
01:52:52 Everything closes around 7 p.m.
01:52:53 there if pizza. Yeah.
01:52:55 And they don't know 11.
01:52:57 It's like 11 to 7.
01:53:00 Yeah.
01:53:00 Like they, they were you know that's it.
01:53:03 And then I was like well where's George going to be.
01:53:05 He'll be in fucking Cleveland most likely.
01:53:07 We're not going to.
01:53:08 Yeah but he's right
01:53:09 because you have too much stuff to be in a hotel unless you're in the coolest.
01:53:13 It looks it looks like he's in his new home
01:53:15 with his new beer glass.
01:53:19 Now, I've had that, like, glass for quite a few years.
01:53:21 I just don't know.
01:53:22 Yeah, new glass is all right on it, so I don't
01:53:25 I don't think you understand the definition of all overrated.
01:53:29 Oh, right.
01:53:29 You'll be a new guy like Blake Shelton's bar.
01:53:33 Cheers. Cheers.
01:53:33 Is that your area where you get is that small? Came with the beer.
01:53:36 You're still came with the beer? Actually.
01:53:38 And his microphone looks like a beer tapper.
01:53:42 No, my microphone is my
01:53:44 road microphone because my other microphone broke
01:53:48 is broken.
01:53:48 What?
01:53:48 Sounds like road head.
01:53:50 It broke.
01:53:52 Oh, broke. It stopped working one day.
01:53:54 So what we do is we replace it with something else that works.
01:53:57 See, we don't just keep going on and on and on with what we still have.
01:54:00 That isn't a no no. This works for.
01:54:02 That's what I want to get.
01:54:03 Wait.
01:54:03 No, I was talk I was talking about oh,
01:54:10 how he's just still using the same.
01:54:12 Oh no, you're not using the same phone. You at least you're using the new phone.
01:54:14 But no, no, no, it's the same phone.
01:54:17 Sufficient enough. I need something better for, like, here.
01:54:19 This is for taking on the road so I don't take my other microphone,
01:54:23 which is kind of why it broke, because even even though I drove
01:54:26 the last couple places, I took my good microphone.
01:54:30 And that's kind of why it broke.
01:54:31 I think it's just like what you got rattling around way too many times,
01:54:36 and I try to keep the good microphone stationary.
01:54:39 I've had it for years though, so, I don't know best.
01:54:43 All right.
01:54:46 Mount Rushmore of microphones.
01:54:47 It's easy.
01:54:48 There's only one I don't know.
01:54:49 I'm not the sure sm57.
01:54:52 Whatever. Yeah. Everyone likes this.
01:54:53 Is that with that one is a microphone, and that's all you get.
01:54:56 Whatever.
01:54:56 Because it's been around since 19.
01:54:58 Whatever, you know, way the fuck back.
01:55:00 And I forgot what I had.
01:55:01 It was a pocket, like a drum with it, an amp with it.
01:55:04 Seeing with it.
01:55:05 So you can it's you can use it for everything,
01:55:09 Yeah.
01:55:09 And everyone has it.
01:55:12 And everyone I have a I have a case of them.
01:55:14 Everyone looks the same. Yeah.
01:55:16 Did you hear me now? Thank you.
01:55:18 Everyone has the little stand with the little,
01:55:22 The little arm. Nope, nope.
01:55:23 Not everybody.
01:55:24 Dude, this is a everyone has a stand in the eight foot.
01:55:27 This is an eight foot stand. Not everybody has that.
01:55:29 I can go anywhere in my basement with this bad boy.
01:55:32 Look at that.
01:55:33 The boom four feet each way.
01:55:35 Oh, shake, shake.
01:55:37 But he's got a dolly grip.
01:55:40 The nice 12 inch one that would have fit.
01:55:42 Perfect.
01:55:42 It was like $300.
01:55:45 This one, because it's so giant.
01:55:46 Nobody wants to buy.
01:55:47 It was like $40. Oh,
01:55:50 I like that.
01:55:51 I think it's just the right length.
01:55:52 So I bought two of them.
01:55:55 I think it's just the right length.
01:55:57 I bought one for Gary to try, but he didn't
01:55:59 even want to take it with them because he has nothing to do.
01:56:00 Definitely. If you if you guys do that, let me know how it works.
01:56:03 We can put up my shoulders a drive start by.
01:56:05 We reach for the stars. We touch the sky.
01:56:08 Boys on the backs of giants.
01:56:10 For starters. Fire. We roar so much fire.
01:56:18 That your fire.
01:56:22 Free.
01:56:24 This is for your pedal
01:56:27 metal.
01:56:28 Metal?
01:56:34 Body workout the. Yes.
01:56:35 You think you guys get this metal?
01:56:37 He's having a fit,
01:56:40 but he's describing the boxing match with.
01:56:42 No, the track being played on the video.
01:56:45 Oh, his eyes already.
01:56:47 That's metal.
01:56:48 Do you know what I noticed right away is the Asian guy.
01:56:51 His eyes swelled shut right away.
01:56:53 Like little. Right?
01:56:55 Yeah,
01:56:56 on the back.
01:56:58 And I'm not just being racist like all Asians are like that.
01:57:01 I mean, literally they look zero blocks.
01:57:04 No, look at no blocked punches. Just.
01:57:07 They're literally swollen shut already.
01:57:08 That's that's how. Right.
01:57:10 My brother and I will play.
01:57:12 You will be so totally racist.
01:57:13 I didn't mean if my brother and I ever play a UFC or boxing video game.
01:57:16 We literally don't.
01:57:18 This is what it looks like. We know blocking, right?
01:57:20 We just can't. We can't go all out. Yeah. All out.
01:57:22 Oh, oh. There's a B button.
01:57:25 Yeah.
01:57:25 Wait.
01:57:27 And all the way with with racing games.
01:57:29 When you finally learn you can't break or you lose.
01:57:31 You just have to learn how to do every steer 300 miles.
01:57:34 Are you that, also the,
01:57:36 sports games, you just turn off all the rules and penalties like hockey.
01:57:40 You just check the shit out of each other.
01:57:42 Basketball? No out of bounds.
01:57:43 Like you can just chuck it, all right?
01:57:45 Yeah.
01:57:50 Literally, guys are really doing it.
01:57:52 Real life.
01:57:53 That's right.
01:57:54 Yeah, yeah, they're video game, I don't think I don't think, yeah, this
01:57:58 this is wrestling. Boxing.
01:58:00 Now this one's got to go down. Yeah. Someone they're hitting.
01:58:02 They're hitting before they they're stopping.
01:58:03 They're pulling their punch before they hit.
01:58:06 Look how I know.
01:58:07 I'll see.
01:58:08 Just for the record, some brain.
01:58:09 His eyes are wide open right now.
01:58:11 Just because he's trying to open them really? Well,
01:58:16 this is before they started the fight.
01:58:19 Who's the Russian guy from Street Fight, I don't know, yeah, right.
01:58:23 Yeah.
01:58:24 Or the guy with the hat from the U.
01:58:27 Rated sergeant. Oh.
01:58:29 No. See, Sergeant Slaughter. Yeah.
01:58:30 Oh, I like him a little bit.
01:58:32 It looks like Don Frye
01:58:35 know who that is.
01:58:36 Okay.
01:58:36 Oh, yea.
01:58:40 Freebird.
01:58:42 Yeah.
01:58:44 I don't know, maybe.
01:58:50 Booth.
01:58:52 Got up.
01:58:53 I think it's up.
01:58:56 There.
01:58:56 Still doing all the punches.
01:58:59 Hold up. But, if it's sped up, it's done really good.
01:59:01 Because look at the people clapping in the background.
01:59:03 They're clapping regular speed.
01:59:06 You know, there's going to be right here.
01:59:12 One guy clapping.
01:59:15 I think he's trying to hit that
01:59:18 little crap like regular speed right now.
01:59:20 It's slow again.
01:59:22 That's how you look at his eye.
01:59:30 Yeah. What
01:59:32 was this Wednesday? You. This them?
01:59:34 When are they going down?
01:59:36 Now. It'll just start to loop over again.
01:59:38 Go down that you fly, that you start over and over and over.
01:59:42 It never ends.
01:59:43 It never ends.
01:59:44 It just keeps going.
01:59:45 He looked way more Asian at the end.
01:59:47 Yeah he did. They both. They both did.
01:59:50 No. And it was the end.
01:59:51 That's like a half a minute in.
01:59:54 And they've already thrown 40 punches each.
01:59:57 Yeah that's brutal.
01:59:59 That's like 39 more punches than the Tyson fight.
02:00:02 Yeah.
02:00:06 I can't believe people were were disappointed by that.
02:00:09 Like showing I don't know what they expected.
02:00:13 I literally don't know what they expected.
02:00:19 What is it?
02:00:19 I don't know what they were ever like.
02:00:22 Brother, I get it.
02:00:23 Is this hanging out?
02:00:24 Yeah. No, just hanging out in Nashville.
02:00:26 Is that what that is?
02:00:27 We went to several shelters, so.
02:00:30 Yeah, I don't know.
02:00:32 This is.
02:00:33 All right.
02:00:33 Wait, why is all Red one of his songs or his bar?
02:00:36 No, I don't know. I think it's a one of his songs, I guess.
02:00:38 I don't know, it could be an album. I don't fucking know.
02:00:40 I was in Nashville with my girlfriend and she wanted to go the fake teeth.
02:00:43 It was just.
02:00:44 And you got, you got a beer glass and if you bought the beer,
02:00:47 it came with the glass like you got the glass.
02:00:51 If you bought it for. Yeah, yeah.
02:00:53 It doesn't make you any less lame or queer.
02:00:55 Can't turn it. Oh, I've just never used it.
02:00:58 Doesn't know it looks pretty,
02:01:00 but I didn't realize it says something on it.
02:01:03 Nashville is fun.
02:01:05 You do rag on whether you like country rag and each other and brother
02:01:08 who's practically one of us. So I think it's fine.
02:01:11 He's just ripping on you. I think you need to relax a little bit.
02:01:14 No. Yeah, I think. Back off.
02:01:15 Have a beer out of your gay.
02:01:17 Let's just move on.
02:01:18 Yeah, that is super great. Yeah.
02:01:21 You have another name on your crap?
02:01:23 Speaking of old Red, is anybody notice that all the women's,
02:01:27 sanitary napkin commercials on the on the strip?
02:01:29 You know, have turned a red now instead of the blue Windex looking liquid
02:01:34 that they used to show how absorbent it is, they're actually using red now what?
02:01:39 It's all food, but I guess you could. But
02:01:45 why go with it?
02:01:46 That's why they specifically use the Windex blue before
02:01:49 blue, because you know, you know, it was too.
02:01:52 I like it. I like it way better.
02:01:55 I like those are the tampons I want or whatever to it.
02:01:57 One of my family members said they should use red or whatever that is.
02:02:01 Whatever it is, I don't know how women's stuff works.
02:02:05 You don't know.
02:02:06 I can't I can't work that stuff, I do, I oh, wait,
02:02:09 I don't know how to work it, but I know how it works.
02:02:12 Oh, okay.
02:02:13 No I'm a I'm like to people
02:02:15 who get into your gynecologist, but I'm thinking about going pro.
02:02:19 Yeah. Not the dog.
02:02:21 There are people who get into helicopter accidents on accident. Man.
02:02:29 So who was the guy?
02:02:31 Is that.
02:02:31 Oh, there's the helicopter pilot.
02:02:33 Here he comes.
02:02:35 He was out the door.
02:02:36 Wave and cut it. Cut it!
02:02:37 But yeah, you didn't leave.
02:02:40 It was too late at that point. Yeah.
02:02:43 Why was he taken off without the pilot there?
02:02:46 I gotta give it up.
02:02:47 People who get in the helicopter accidents
02:02:50 on accident, man, that's what.
02:02:53 Let's give it up for first responders.
02:02:54 Most people run away from fire, but they run toward fire.
02:02:58 Where is he going?
02:02:59 Though he did not seem very expedient with his running.
02:03:01 Like he seemed like it was a light jog.
02:03:05 Yeah.
02:03:05 No, there was a guy you don't want to expel. All.
02:03:07 You're gonna have to pull the dog to a wreckage.
02:03:10 No, it seems like he's lollygagging.
02:03:12 He went to go grab a camera.
02:03:13 He literally went.
02:03:15 He has a particular demographic.
02:03:16 And you look at he's filming for cereal because you got to rewind.
02:03:20 This guy's got obviously the insurance segment of the police force.
02:03:23 Did you see he's filming everything.
02:03:25 He's not helping the guy get out of the fucking helicopter.
02:03:29 The other guys I know he's running.
02:03:30 See that guy? He's running with an emergency.
02:03:33 No, I think that's the guy that actually.
02:03:34 Oh, yeah. Okay, I thought that's the guy who initially ran out.
02:03:37 Was running away.
02:03:38 Yeah, yeah, but one guy was acting very emergent.
02:03:40 The other guy was just kind of lollygagging.
02:03:42 And I can only see a difference between the two based on demographic.
02:03:47 He definitely ran back there and grabbed his phone and recorded
02:03:50 every helicopter that was on accident, man.
02:03:54 Yeah, he's like, check this shit out.
02:03:56 I mean, I don't know why he would talk like that motherfucker.
02:03:58 Well, because it was down south, right?
02:04:01 Yeah, exactly.
02:04:06 But no one wants to watch that.
02:04:07 What was that?
02:04:09 Blast off.
02:04:10 So that was on the sixth.
02:04:14 There are people going to helicopter accidents on accident.
02:04:17 And there's also people who,
02:04:21 He needed your flag.
02:04:24 You ass flag.
02:04:27 February homo.
02:04:29 I am in a committed relationship with a wonderful man.
02:04:32 Well, thank you for finally admitting it.
02:04:35 Yeah. As above.
02:04:35 So below.
02:04:38 How we do what we do.
02:04:40 I shared with a wonderful man.
02:04:42 Thank you for letting it.
02:04:44 All right, here's a deer flag. You.
02:04:46 I am also in a committed relationship.
02:04:52 Weirdo.
02:04:52 She wrote that this dear friend is for a friend.
02:04:55 He says we are not.
02:04:57 But we call each other husband and wife and have two beautiful children together.
02:05:02 Have you ever met his girlfriend?
02:05:04 I thought we heard her once, right?
02:05:06 Yeah.
02:05:07 Why buy the cow when you get the milk free?
02:05:09 Yeah.
02:05:10 I am in a cave in a relationship with water man.
02:05:12 We are not there.
02:05:12 But we call each other husband and wife and have two beautiful children together.
02:05:16 Our relationship is great.
02:05:18 Doesn't count.
02:05:19 My husband.
02:05:19 My husband?
02:05:20 Well, not really had a different childhood than mine.
02:05:24 He didn't have any friends of the opposite sex.
02:05:27 I am the other hand, had lots of guy friends.
02:05:30 We do? Yeah.
02:05:31 Oh, I cherish many of these
02:05:34 platonic relationships.
02:05:37 There is a lot of history with them,
02:05:39 some more than 20 years.
02:05:43 And I enjoy their company greatly.
02:05:45 We don't have any romantic histories.
02:05:49 Thick, right?
02:05:51 I don't hang out with them often because I know my husband
02:05:53 would be upset if I were to see another man one on one.
02:05:57 Even just as friends.
02:05:58 I understand his point of view.
02:05:59 I know I might be jealous
02:06:01 if he were to hang out one on one with another woman, and I would wonder.
02:06:04 I guess we both have trust issues.
02:06:07 There are some hobbies I would like to engage in, and a few of his guy
02:06:10 friends have expressed interest in joining me on occasion.
02:06:14 One of those activities is metal detecting.
02:06:18 Oh, there is.
02:06:19 I have the two kids in tow most times and would need help digging.
02:06:24 Even without the kids.
02:06:25 I don't think it would be as much fun doing this by myself.
02:06:28 My husband would join me if he wasn't so tired
02:06:31 from his 12 hour workday and getting up at 4 a.m..
02:06:35 I am going stir crazy with the kids and need an outlet or another dick.
02:06:39 This is something that excites me
02:06:41 and it will get me outdoors and it's steeped.
02:06:45 What did he say?
02:06:47 And it's steeped in local history.
02:06:49 Steeped. Steeped in deep. Yeah.
02:06:52 Steeped in local history.
02:06:53 Just dipping your teabags slowly for somebody that's like teabagging somebody.
02:06:59 Yeah.
02:06:59 These men are some of my best friends
02:07:02 and we would never fool around, but I'm afraid my husband won't understand.
02:07:07 Is there any hope?
02:07:09 Signed treasure blocked in new Jersey.
02:07:12 All right. Metal detector.
02:07:15 That it is a cool hobby.
02:07:16 You've got two kids to do the digging for you.
02:07:19 You don't have to hang out with the member of the opposite sex.
02:07:21 Especially your husband's friend.
02:07:25 There is a token in play here.
02:07:28 If you wanted to, you could.
02:07:30 Yes. Here's the token.
02:07:32 It is one.
02:07:34 If you,
02:07:36 you got to put a ring on it. He's black.
02:07:38 So I get to see you out with your male friends.
02:07:43 I went to high school there was, I think, three black people.
02:07:47 We get to take advantage of the.
02:07:49 I got a rap song about that.
02:07:51 Really? Token.
02:07:53 We know about the three black kids and our main.
02:07:56 Oh, yeah.
02:07:57 And it's anyways.
02:07:58 So no, no, no for you to finish your finish your fudgy.
02:08:02 Yeah, yeah. Are you talking about track.
02:08:05 Oh the token in play is you can you can trade
02:08:10 he's black.
02:08:11 Any aspiration you have for marriage, for the ability
02:08:15 and right to go play with, friends of the opposite sex.
02:08:20 So, put that, you know, that.
02:08:23 Focus on the table and see.
02:08:25 See what he does. You have to add. Yeah. She's sick.
02:08:28 What if she's willing?
02:08:29 What if she's willing to film it the whole time?
02:08:31 Especially if they have sex.
02:08:33 It's better for the world, but it's not better for him.
02:08:38 Do you really like the.
02:08:39 The goose is good for the gander.
02:08:41 Do you guys think any time your wife is going to hang out with a single dude,
02:08:44 like, one on one, then she's just going to start sucking his dick?
02:08:47 I mean.
02:08:50 Yeah.
02:08:50 That's, that automatically always happens.
02:08:53 Yeah.
02:08:55 Whenever I hear what's good for the goose is what's good for the gander.
02:08:58 I don't think those people understand sex
02:09:01 or ganders
02:09:03 or geese.
02:09:05 Are you right?
02:09:06 Did we mentioned that geese are.
02:09:08 It's open season. There's no restriction on them anymore.
02:09:10 You can.
02:09:11 Well, you got to kill them or they'll die.
02:09:14 Oh, they're eating the dogs and eating the cat.
02:09:16 The geese too.
02:09:17 Oh, they finally solved the problem.
02:09:19 The dogs were eating the cats, and the geese were eating the ducks.
02:09:23 Oh, the dogs are definitely eating the cats.
02:09:25 It wasn't the Haitians or the Ohioans. Wow.
02:09:30 Are we going to hear the rumble at any point?
02:09:32 We should. Yeah, we should do that.
02:09:34 Okay. Hit it.
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02:12:25 let's get ready to rumble
02:12:28 for boo to hope that you ready to run.
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02:12:33 Oh, that would have been better if it was timed, but that's pretty close.
02:12:36 It would be.
02:12:48 Me glad
02:12:50 somebody bailed. Yes.
02:12:51 I think I'm beautiful.
02:12:52 Gary, go to gorgeous woman.
02:12:55 Come home to your left
02:12:58 side.
02:12:59 To your left.
02:13:02 Wow. Your beautiful.
02:13:09 Please.
02:13:09 Once you've confirmed, follow fallen Officers Alley through the exit ramp.
02:13:14 Flattery. Listening. Flash.
02:13:16 Not the beauty. You're going to need.
02:13:20 Last.
02:13:23 Candy.
02:13:24 To get to you in a corner for
02:13:27 women.
02:13:28 Please, please, please
02:13:31 don't prove love. My.
02:13:38 The chicken.
02:13:54 I know
02:13:54 I have good judgment, I know I have good taste.
02:13:58 It's funny, and it's ironic that only I feel that way up here.
02:14:03 Guys, listen.
02:14:04 That you're different and everyone makes mistakes.
02:14:07 But just don't.
02:14:09 I don't think anybody can argue that.
02:14:12 I heard that you're an actor, so I like a stand up guy.
02:14:16 Whatever.
02:14:17 Devil's inside you don't let him out tonight.
02:14:20 I tell them it's just your culture and everyone knows their eyes.
02:14:25 Yeah, I know, yeah, I've tried before.
02:14:28 Oh, unmasking.
02:14:29 Baby, please, please, please, please, please
02:14:33 don't screw up my boy.
02:14:39 Please,
02:14:40 please, please don't bring me to tears.
02:14:44 Real just.
02:14:45 Oh my gosh.
02:14:46 So nice.
02:14:48 I'm not interested. That sounds sketchy.
02:14:50 My girl's another and, well, no, don't embarrass me.
02:14:55 I'm a trucker. Oh,
02:15:00 please.
02:15:01 Please, please compliment her.
02:15:06 Like her total faith.
02:15:08 Maybe just stay inside.
02:15:10 I know you're craving some fresh air, but I'm glad to hear from third off.
02:15:15 And we could live so happily.
02:15:17 No one knows that you're with me.
02:15:19 I'm just kidding.
02:15:20 Well, thanks. The kid pretty face.
02:15:22 The it.
02:15:25 Please, please
02:15:27 don't cry with the finger on the pulse of Armada.
02:15:32 Like this.
02:15:33 I just.
02:15:35 Please don't bring me to tears.
02:15:38 When I'm just here.
02:15:39 I'll make up some ice I break his water.
02:15:43 Sweet my skills and knowledge that you don't.
02:15:47 And there is need for a girl.
02:15:51 I don't know if third elves come in as sarcasm.
02:15:54 It doesn't come across, sexy.
02:15:57 Make them happy.
02:15:58 If it gets good.
02:16:00 Don't you wanna go and be stupid?
02:16:04 Don't do it in front of me
02:16:09 a second.
02:16:09 Come, you.
02:16:10 You're not gonna ride in my music.
02:16:13 Let me see your turn.
02:16:16 Hell, yeah.
02:16:19 I'm actually very.
02:16:25 Cool.
02:16:43 Beautiful.
02:16:45 And just gonna start off as an asshole.
02:16:47 Here it is, a fourth time.
02:16:51 I'm just kidding.
02:16:52 It's great. Right? It is great.
02:16:54 I think he likes threes.
02:16:57 Like,
02:16:58 oh. Don't.
02:16:59 I ruined it in the rain.
02:17:02 I just tease the fourth time.
02:17:04 Yeah, I think he he only comments when it has to do with threes.
02:17:07 Okay, well, maybe we should I think show called 3 or 3.
02:17:11 Found way to.
02:17:12 All right.
02:17:13 Three.
02:17:15 What about this.
02:17:18 This is another call in if you want but you don't have to
02:17:21 Gary. Should we ask him three times?
02:17:23 The calling I ever know.
02:17:24 Is he like A56, three is your three is third of third off favorite
02:17:31 movie?
02:17:32 Beetlejuice.
02:17:35 Third off comment.
02:17:36 Beetlejuice. Beetlejuice.
02:17:37 Beetlejuice. Get it? No.
02:17:38 Oh, I get it. Everyone.
02:17:41 What was the one that you said in The Sandman?
02:17:44 Save, save, save me and say you have to say it five times the
02:17:48 the Sandman.
02:17:50 Oh, there it is.
02:17:51 Me, me you boom boom boom boom.
02:17:54 You mean there's there's a medal for you.
02:17:57 You see this?
02:17:59 Oh, yeah.
02:18:00 Oh, yeah.
02:18:01 Yeah. Sell it.
02:18:03 Let's get the you need.
02:18:05 See, this is
02:18:07 clean your Venus.
02:18:09 Oh, my lord, they clean your penis.
02:18:12 See, now that's the one I want for the penis.
02:18:15 Penis, penis.
02:18:17 It's that I love this.
02:18:20 Yeah.
02:18:21 So let's let's get the needle.
02:18:23 Seen a penis
02:18:26 to your penis.
02:18:28 So are we to assume that the child is happy?
02:18:31 Yeah. I enter your penis.
02:18:34 I hear the shower going. Yep. Yeah.
02:18:36 You don't see the penis.
02:18:41 They.
02:18:42 He can help us with a song about the song.
02:18:47 I can see the telephone.
02:18:49 Oh, and the to sleep.
02:18:53 What's in your pants gonna make you your pants.
02:18:57 Gonna cry.
02:18:58 The house
02:19:01 here on
02:19:03 on the to.
02:19:09 There it is.
02:19:10 Full metal jacket. Yeah.
02:19:13 Full metal penis.
02:19:16 We'll have to play sections.
02:19:18 It's a little long.
02:19:19 Yeah.
02:19:23 Dude, the interviews with the guy.
02:19:25 I forgot his name. What's his name? Elmer. Elmer.
02:19:28 I think it's just the right like Gomer Pyle.
02:19:32 Pyle locker unlocked sir I don't know sir I did Pyle.
02:19:36 If there is one thing in this world that I hate it is the noise locker.
02:19:41 You know that don't you sir yes sir.
02:19:43 If it wasn't for dickheads like you there wouldn't be anything in this world
02:19:47 wonder sir. No sir. Get it down.
02:19:54 There's no debate.
02:19:55 Dicks or no dick.
02:19:56 Oh, one.
02:19:59 In context, that is true.
02:20:00 Holy Jesus, for example,
02:20:04 you're trying to set up a team of anything.
02:20:07 Okay. That's it.
02:20:10 And there we are.
02:20:11 Dicks are no dicks, right?
02:20:14 So not sexist
02:20:17 or misogynistic, but I can't on this show.
02:20:22 I saw it doesn't.
02:20:25 A female FBI trainee
02:20:27 couldn't get across an obstacle course.
02:20:30 You couldn't get across that pathetically.
02:20:32 Yeah, right.
02:20:34 And there's all those expressions.
02:20:35 The 5% strongest women in the world couldn't beat up the 95, and I.
02:20:41 When I say beat up, I don't mean just beat up.
02:20:43 Like, physically.
02:20:44 I mean,
02:20:45 you know, in every aspect of life.
02:20:47 What is bitch exactly is that
02:20:51 what the fuck is that.
02:20:54 What is that private Pyle sir.
02:20:56 Jelly donuts jelly donuts sir yes sir.
02:21:00 How did it get here sir I took it from the mess hall sir.
02:21:03 It's towel out in the barracks Private Pyle sir.
02:21:06 No sir.
02:21:06 Are you allowed to eat jelly donuts Private Pyle Sir.
02:21:10 No sir. And why not Private Pyle.
02:21:12 Sir because I'm too heavy sir because you all right.
02:21:15 Disgusting fat body Private Pyle sir.
02:21:18 Yes sir.
02:21:19 Then why did you hide a jelly donut in your footlocker private file sir.
02:21:23 Because I was hungry sir.
02:21:25 Because you were hungry.
02:21:32 Private Pyle
02:21:33 I just himself and dishonored the bottom
02:21:38 I tried to help him but I found
02:21:42 all right okay
02:21:45 Mount Rushmore
02:21:49 I should have found the fucking bumper before.
02:21:51 The one thing about.
02:21:55 That's I'm not sure what the point of that would be.
02:21:58 I'm going to try it again.
02:21:59 The one thing of Mount Rushmore is they are not ranked one through four.
02:22:03 It is just, oh, they're not for another movie.
02:22:07 Army sergeants.
02:22:09 Ooh, this guy does that to be movie.
02:22:13 I no if you I mean if you actually know one we already made
02:22:16 Lieutenant Dan Sergeant slaughter.
02:22:19 Oh, yeah.
02:22:20 There you go, Sergeant Slaughter.
02:22:22 Whatever this guy's name is.
02:22:24 Yeah. This guy, I don't even know his name.
02:22:26 What did you know his name?
02:22:28 No, I just know that he's the drill sergeant from Fort Benning.
02:22:31 Right.
02:22:32 The name that I do know is, Sergeant Hauschka from stripes.
02:22:36 Now, is he gets blown up in the tower.
02:22:39 Lieutenant Dan, is he.
02:22:41 He's a lieutenant.
02:22:42 Sergeant. Lieutenant? Yeah. He's not a sergeant.
02:22:44 It's not a real.
02:22:46 I don't think that counts. Is. Wait.
02:22:48 We put that sergeant in the comments.
02:22:50 Can we put Lieutenant Dan on the sergeant's Mount Rushmore?
02:22:54 Hold on. What's the other day?
02:22:55 And you go.
02:22:56 He was probably a sergeant at one point.
02:22:58 Sergeant?
02:22:59 I don't think lieutenant above, Sergeant.
02:23:02 Doesn't sound like I don't I don't know, I know it is.
02:23:06 Oh is it.
02:23:07 Oh, would you know it is Lieutenant above, Sergeant.
02:23:11 It is.
02:23:14 I'm going to go.
02:23:15 No, no, no to sergeant above a sergeant.
02:23:20 A sergeant comes before a lieutenant. And military rank
02:23:24 comes before leading their lower rank.
02:23:27 Right.
02:23:28 You get their first sergeant.
02:23:30 Okay. All right.
02:23:33 Okay, Lieutenant.
02:23:34 So Lieutenant Dan does fit on the sergeant.
02:23:37 You were right, I was wrong. I apologize.
02:23:41 Well, rush or no, that makes me right.
02:23:43 The Lieutenant Dan definitely counts to the sergeant.
02:23:46 Well, his knee is exceeded the rank of sergeant.
02:23:50 What's your point here, Gary?
02:23:52 You were right, I was wrong.
02:23:54 I apologize.
02:23:56 Thank you.
02:23:57 I'm for this guy.
02:23:58 And twice.
02:24:01 Sergeant, we need the fourth.
02:24:03 Sir, do you have any hostility and is not.
02:24:06 Yeah.
02:24:07 I put I wrote dark metal as the the, caption
02:24:13 because she's talking about dark matter and hossenfelder.
02:24:17 Yeah, we do.
02:24:18 Yes. We support the title is joy.
02:24:22 Oh, actually, no.
02:24:23 She recently I've been fighting dark matter for a long time
02:24:27 because it's a place marker for something that doesn't exist, so we don't need it.
02:24:32 It's razor.
02:24:35 Let's see it. But.
02:24:35 Well, I'm going by side show that.
02:24:38 Yeah, I love that.
02:24:38 Just got to be. That's got to be in the ground.
02:24:40 Decent enough for the counterweight I like that I like the dirt there.
02:24:44 You guys believe it that there's a t pad.
02:24:46 This is not a t pad.
02:24:48 It's just a stupid monument.
02:24:49 There you go. Really short to throw.
02:24:51 But I knew you guys would care more if I called it a T.
02:24:53 It's fake. Now that I'm looking at it,
02:24:56 it's not fake.
02:24:57 It is real.
02:24:59 It's real sculpture.
02:25:01 But it's not on a disc golf course.
02:25:03 Would you be doing shooting up that hill to that red?
02:25:06 Yeah. There's probably.
02:25:07 Yeah, there's another gas there.
02:25:09 What is that, a walking path there?
02:25:10 It's a whole sculpture. It's a whole sculpture park.
02:25:13 I didn't I was going to link to it and stuff,
02:25:15 but I thought, no, it's be better just to say it was a disc golf,
02:25:17 but it's a big metal sculpture.
02:25:20 They would get more action if they if there was a t pad and there was a basket.
02:25:23 It's a, you know, it's a brilliant idea.
02:25:25 As long as the sculpture wouldn't get damaged by the disc golf,
02:25:28 you just came up with a brilliant idea to a disc golf.
02:25:30 I went to a disc golf course.
02:25:31 They did have sculptures,
02:25:33 but what I would say that it was temporary, though, I think.
02:25:36 What if you went to any random disc golf course in the middle of a Saturday
02:25:41 and then added, you know, 40 to 100 tourists
02:25:45 just standing in the middle of the course, would that cause no one,
02:25:48 no one's coming to no one's coming to see this.
02:25:52 I bet they are.
02:25:53 You're going to go to disc golf and then happen to see this and go, oh,
02:25:57 this is interesting. Oh yeah. Yeah.
02:26:00 But there are sculpture enthusiasts that go to places to see that.
02:26:04 So you will actually drive.
02:26:07 No one's enthused, no one's enthused about that.
02:26:10 There's nothing enthusiastic about there's enthusiasts about just about everything.
02:26:15 What am I I don't see Darkman matter.
02:26:17 You mentioned it's a small.
02:26:19 It's a small group, but they exist.
02:26:22 Could you have sent the dark matter one to the wrong?
02:26:26 Yes. I said oh, I'll do I'll do the wrong crap all the time.
02:26:30 But it says dark metal.
02:26:32 Dark matter, dark metal.
02:26:34 I don't know, I don't know.
02:26:35 Oh, I said, that's all right.
02:26:37 I don't like Tuesday. Does that help?
02:26:41 Yeah, I'm on Tuesday instead.
02:26:43 Okay then I said Wednesday if I can cover
02:26:47 what's today?
02:26:49 I'm kidding.
02:26:50 I always know the day.
02:26:51 The day of the week is I just say no.
02:26:54 It was this one.
02:26:56 Oh, maybe I didn't say this is the right thing.
02:26:59 Yeah, I don't see it.
02:27:02 Oh, that's a chicken attack.
02:27:04 Did you know that,
02:27:06 you know,
02:27:08 it's the actor that gets you get my wife's
02:27:12 name out your fucking mouth.
02:27:15 Yeah, but what's his wife's name?
02:27:17 Fresh Prince.
02:27:19 But Jada Pinkett Smith, she finally just went full force with it
02:27:24 and decided to star in the next Jane movie, die.
02:27:30 He dropped here we go.
02:27:32 We're done in.
02:27:35 Permission to speak, sir?
02:27:37 Yeah.
02:27:41 That's hilarious.
02:27:44 He. My wife
02:27:47 abso fucking know.
02:27:49 She made it through hell.
02:27:51 Won't last one week.
02:27:53 Oh, Christian.
02:27:54 He's just gone soft.
02:27:56 That's the best fearsome trailer ever to.
02:28:00 And you now have exactly one minute to muster.
02:28:03 Why the fuck did you start all this in the first place?
02:28:07 I never expected you to do so damn well.
02:28:11 I'm not here to make some kind of thing, G.I.
02:28:14 Jane. Christ, why don't you just get it over with? Carla.
02:28:16 Joan of Arc.
02:28:19 Oh, it's very offensive.
02:28:23 I also like the, the fake movie trailer for the live
02:28:26 action Simpsons with, Adam Sandler as Homer.
02:28:30 I also like how Brady just had to ruin his let's Play
02:28:33 nothing but chicken attack from now on, what I ruined.
02:28:36 Oh, is it you? I thought,
02:28:39 is this another chicken attack thing?
02:28:43 Oh, you thought it was.
02:28:44 The thing was nothing but chicken attack video.
02:28:46 Oh, shit. No, no, he's cool.
02:28:49 Did you get off?
02:28:51 See, the thing about a chicken attack video, though,
02:28:53 is you don't realize you're getting more and more from these chicken attacks.
02:28:56 Do not run.
02:28:58 You can play a chicken attack video any time.
02:29:01 And it just, you know.
02:29:03 So wait, what was that? Wait, hang on a second.
02:29:05 What was happening with that last one? There was no hanging.
02:29:08 There's no hanging out.
02:29:08 Chicken attacks. You got it right.
02:29:10 It will chase you.
02:29:12 That's the thing about a chicken.
02:29:14 This one I don't see. I don't like these instigated ones.
02:29:17 These aren't chicken attacks.
02:29:18 These are human attacks.
02:29:22 These humans are attacking the chicken.
02:29:25 And you're not retaliating.
02:29:27 And the thing about a chicken chicken attack videos.
02:29:30 You should never feel sorry for the chicken. Just.
02:29:32 Just because someone he instigates doesn't mean you need to fight them.
02:29:36 If I go, oh, Brady, I'm going to fight you, you can then go, okay.
02:29:39 And then you start swinging at me.
02:29:41 So yeah, that totally matters.
02:29:43 Yeah, there's either a draw attack or a Brady attack.
02:29:45 And yeah, whoever instigates the shit is the attacker.
02:29:48 Absolutely. It does matter.
02:29:51 Oh, yeah. Exactly.
02:29:53 Yeah, yeah, I'm
02:29:56 that is a human thing.
02:29:57 So we just watched the human Attack video right now.
02:30:01 It doesn't seem human. It,
02:30:05 That'd be great.
02:30:06 A bunch of chickens throwing humans.
02:30:09 Hahaha.
02:30:10 He even snuck up on him, you dumb motherfucker.
02:30:15 Again, I love it.
02:30:16 This kid can barely run.
02:30:18 I don't mean to be critical, but a good chicken attack video.
02:30:21 Oh, I'm so glad to hear that you have a first.
02:30:24 You should feel scared for the human.
02:30:25 And then you should feel sorry for the human.
02:30:27 Not ever sorry for the chicken.
02:30:29 Oh, Jesus Christ.
02:30:32 Okay.
02:30:33 Okay, okay.
02:30:34 How about this?
02:30:37 The good time to squeeze in this.
02:30:39 That's all good.
02:30:39 I try to be myself.
02:30:41 Frees up chicken, I type.
02:30:44 Oh, chicken, I die.
02:30:49 All right, squeeze it.
02:30:49 An elbow like this.
02:30:52 I don't know how to make a full screen. Great.
02:30:54 If I can make it through those guys.
02:30:56 Some worms on the beach,
02:30:59 I kill.
02:31:00 Oh, that's a serious worm, right? Yeah.
02:31:03 There's a bird sticking like he is.
02:31:07 Another thing. So.
02:31:11 Okay, so
02:31:13 if if, let's just say this was real.
02:31:16 This is one, one strong motherfucker.
02:31:20 I mean, he's not even straining to hold that thing.
02:31:23 If this is real, come on,
02:31:26 Mr. Skeptic.
02:31:27 You think it's real?
02:31:30 It could be real.
02:31:31 I've seen these weird dragon monsters that are in the ocean,
02:31:33 but I've never seen one alive.
02:31:34 When usually when they wash up, they look like a dead jellyfish.
02:31:37 There's no. There's no girth to them.
02:31:40 I do my best.
02:31:42 I'm very stinking like hell.
02:31:44 But I do my best.
02:31:46 I'm burning up stinking like hell.
02:31:49 If I do my best.
02:31:52 I'm a fan of the fake videos.
02:31:54 Yeah.
02:31:55 They're great, you know, crazier.
02:31:59 I didn't really
02:32:01 I didn't watch the radio making fun of metal.
02:32:06 Darn it.
02:32:08 I'm gonna have to upload it.
02:32:10 Show your metal.
02:32:12 Yeah.
02:32:13 So I've been trying to do that, rap, and it's,
02:32:16 It's coming.
02:32:17 Oh, wait a minute.
02:32:18 Yeah. I'm not even halfway through.
02:32:19 It's hard.
02:32:21 It's good, but it's hard.
02:32:22 That's what she said.
02:32:23 Oh, okay.
02:32:24 It's good, but it's hard. But you know what?
02:32:26 She kept going to have an example of it.
02:32:28 But I don't know if I want to play it.
02:32:30 You don't.
02:32:31 You if you don't know you then you don't.
02:32:33 But you do because you can't tease it.
02:32:35 And now play the clip Brady yeah, yeah I know, but
02:32:38 it's just it's not like playing the drums or anything.
02:32:41 It's like
02:32:43 I, I do it for me to be honest.
02:32:46 Fuck me too. Me too.
02:32:49 I could spend hours racking my brain and getting some.
02:32:52 That's kind of good. Or I just.
02:32:53 There is our house band life available?
02:32:57 No, I got so I got, I got to band like Kismet.
02:33:02 And then there was, space and
02:33:07 this metal rap
02:33:09 figure, what comes after space?
02:33:12 Here it is.
02:33:12 So that's as far as I ended up getting.
02:33:16 So I tried to write a rap about a rapper.
02:33:18 I put myself in the position of a rapper who hates metal.
02:33:22 Okay? Metal is ruining music.
02:33:24 Oh, you're playing now?
02:33:25 I'm trying to. I didn't even upload and I'm hoping it uploads quick.
02:33:27 There's no pictures.
02:33:28 I'm going to do this then. And do what you got to do. The.
02:33:32 All right.
02:33:34 You ready?
02:33:34 Well, don't say that one.
02:33:36 I'm curious on how I would will interpret my rhyme scheme, but this is.
02:33:41 Yeah.
02:33:42 This is where ranch life.
02:33:44 It's nice to meet you. Pull up, big boy.
02:33:46 Pants up high and start with ease on the plateau.
02:33:49 Fags won't go suck my dick.
02:33:51 Instead they'll tell you to suck the motherfucking with some shit.
02:33:55 You can only fool me. Witness.
02:33:56 If you're airborne, you wouldn't be able to understand it.
02:33:59 Like uniform fly.
02:34:00 Just like Nazi Germany.
02:34:02 Throw up a hail form like a backwards hailstorm.
02:34:04 Using all forms up and jumping like it's nothing like his hair.
02:34:08 Of course.
02:34:08 Shut out to lumpy. Funny, cause he's forging their swords.
02:34:11 Okay, enough back to stuff you really care for.
02:34:14 I can feel it coming in the air drawer.
02:34:17 It's my balls.
02:34:18 Plural. Shit.
02:34:18 You need a pair for, like, a magic hat? Shit.
02:34:21 You need a hair for horse and fat for tortoise.
02:34:24 This time the hair scores. Man down.
02:34:26 Looks like we are not on a pre-prepared course.
02:34:28 I mean, what's the real time? The currency of force.
02:34:31 But that could always change.
02:34:33 Like a weird door.
02:34:34 It's the information age. You were a queer horse.
02:34:37 What's the gender, anyway? What's a woman here?
02:34:39 What's wrong?
02:34:40 True facts are pull yourself up by your bootstraps,
02:34:42 get you a big bag of weed and roll up two zags and give that to me.
02:34:46 Or get 13 my shoe tag.
02:34:48 If you don't do that, I put your Jewess in submission.
02:34:51 I love you, 13.
02:34:52 That sounds like a superstition.
02:34:54 We're on a journey.
02:34:55 Roll up joints. Then we hit them, ripping the system we love.
02:34:57 More on the search for some cryptids.
02:34:59 Setting some wicked liquid that slurs and blurs up the vision.
02:35:02 We're on a mission, never acting that person to some controversy.
02:35:05 Slash is drug free.
02:35:07 He retired at 30.
02:35:08 When sledge gets you drunk, he's sometimes known as gargling.
02:35:11 Shout out to Mama Sledge. Merry Christmas early.
02:35:14 Yeah, you heard me. Chestnuts in a few pies.
02:35:16 Fred Schwarzenegger likes to tell you true lies down the rabbit hole with Gary
02:35:21 and you guys.
02:35:22 And we don't listen to no women like they do in Dubai.
02:35:25 This is hardly a matriarchy.
02:35:27 Basically, one night in these matrices,
02:35:30 I started farting at a garden party.
02:35:33 Drinking leads to how monkey lead,
02:35:36 drunken weed blazing green papers
02:35:38 punch, who's got blazing weed and paper sleeves, resolves all the problems.
02:35:42 Then there's creeps touching teens. Fucking kids.
02:35:44 They just.
02:35:45 It's their belief, a faith to be.
02:35:46 I don't believe in kismet.
02:35:48 Got nothing between the ears but space.
02:35:49 And we pass my big dick.
02:35:51 See what you don't get. Nine
02:35:56 anniversary. Really good.
02:35:58 All of the show topics up until Kismet.
02:36:03 Space or.
02:36:04 Yeah. Space.
02:36:05 Yeah.
02:36:05 Wait, what's the space you believe? Repast.
02:36:08 The repast.
02:36:09 How did you say it?
02:36:10 Repast.
02:36:11 I was a year ago today.
02:36:14 Yeah, yeah, it was Thanksgiving.
02:36:16 I made frog legs and ate them.
02:36:19 Is the only time I eat.
02:36:21 So we're going to make you hate turkey.
02:36:24 We're going to make turkey.
02:36:26 All right.
02:36:26 You also made, banana penis desserts, I remember that, yeah.
02:36:30 Yeah, that was that same show.
02:36:33 Was a fan of all is a little. Yeah.
02:36:35 The only way would have been work is if you ate them with no hands.
02:36:38 Right. Put it on the table. Hey, everybody.
02:36:41 What are these?
02:36:41 Oh, girl, you're gathered
02:36:44 that secretly put semen in the right?
02:36:47 Oh, yeah.
02:36:48 Whoa, whoa.
02:36:49 Oh, I actually found one of those, candlestick salads.
02:36:53 Like, two weeks later, I was like, what's this doing here?
02:36:56 It was all shriveled up and dehydrated.
02:37:00 And you ate it.
02:37:01 Then I ate it.
02:37:05 Yeah.
02:37:05 Speaking of which, we got some breaking news.
02:37:08 Oh, did it.
02:37:15 I automatic just in.
02:37:16 I'm sorry. This just in.
02:37:17 I automatically get real sad
02:37:19 when I hear that now because I think somebody fucking died.
02:37:23 Oh, and they did too.
02:37:24 This isn't as breaking about.
02:37:26 The Los Angeles
02:37:26 Unified School District will play 139 million to end all remaining litigation
02:37:31 involving an elementary school teacher convicted of committing notorious counts
02:37:35 of lewd conduct against two students, according to the settlement on Friday.
02:37:39 The deal involved 82 students, but the legal and and blah blah blah blah,
02:37:42 so let's go.
02:37:44 Was arrested in 2012 and accused of blindfolding students and defeating them.
02:37:47 His semen on cookies.
02:37:50 What is the kid did you do?
02:37:53 You blind?
02:37:53 What did he see?
02:37:55 Do you blindfold the kid?
02:37:57 No. He doesn't have to be blindfolded, right?
02:38:00 Yeah. I mean, strong becomes.
02:38:02 Yeah, yeah.
02:38:04 Looks like he's got it and still eat it.
02:38:08 He had no problem with it.
02:38:09 He know he knows that it is.
02:38:11 Yeah.
02:38:17 Is anybody else hungry?
02:38:18 The school district was aware of sexual misconduct by Burnett
02:38:21 three decades ago, but failed to act
02:38:25 until a photo processor at a pharmacy contacted police.
02:38:29 Why does he have to blindfold them
02:38:32 guys, This guy isn't on top of the cookie.
02:38:36 Has he like a coach?
02:38:38 I don't mean to, like, feel like the guy is selling things.
02:38:42 He's blindfolded children eating some type of semen.
02:38:46 The blindfold makes me think it's not true.
02:38:48 You wouldn't need to put it on the cookies.
02:38:50 Or is it so?
02:38:51 Hey, mom, if it's, My teacher gave us cookies today.
02:38:54 Okay?
02:38:54 If it's, Hey, mom.
02:38:56 My teacher blindfolded us and made me eat cookies.
02:38:59 Yeah, yeah, like, get in the car.
02:39:02 Get in the car. We're going to talk to your teacher.
02:39:04 Actually, no. Stay in the car. I need to talk to your teacher alone.
02:39:07 I'll be right back. Yeah.
02:39:08 While making it weird. Why? Oh, reason.
02:39:12 And he.
02:39:13 I know I'm overlooking the whole second part,
02:39:15 but I want to get to the gist of it.
02:39:18 I saw the cookies and they looked dry on top, and then I put a blindfold on.
02:39:23 And then when I ate the cookie, there are some warm, sticky, salty goo.
02:39:26 And, so so I'm assuming that's all I said.
02:39:30 That is a joke, but. So that's it.
02:39:31 So it really does say semen on cookies, not in cookies.
02:39:34 So he didn't bake them with them in.
02:39:38 He put them on a cookie and gave it to him fresh but fresh from
02:39:43 oh so whacking off in the classroom.
02:39:47 That's why they need the blindfolds.
02:39:49 So the kid's eating the cookie.
02:39:51 Okay, everybody okay now all the kids, all the kids had to put blindfold on.
02:39:56 Yeah.
02:39:57 So you act off while the kids are blindfolded.
02:40:02 I'm sure
02:40:03 all of us put blindfold on and then gave us cookies. And.
02:40:06 So why is he not in jail for the rest of his life?
02:40:09 I think he is.
02:40:11 Okay. Got 25 years in jail. And you know what?
02:40:13 No, he's not. He's going to be.
02:40:14 You know what?
02:40:15 He's going to be in prison a very short time.
02:40:16 Very short time frame.
02:40:18 Like, are you saying they should release all the rapists?
02:40:21 Oh, several fourth grade girls had complained in the years.
02:40:25 I'm saying is that burden didn't.
02:40:27 Was masturbating in class.
02:40:28 Wouldn't it be fun?
02:40:29 Of all the girls were used released as a perfect topic.
02:40:33 Call that guy.
02:40:34 Only thing I'm saying is somebody's going to shank a chunk of metal into him
02:40:39 if you're going to masturbate.
02:40:40 Oh, how you know, how do you how are you letting yourself get caught?
02:40:45 Like, come on now,
02:40:47 have you ever got caught masturbating?
02:40:48 Not in class. No.
02:40:51 You masturbated in class?
02:40:52 I've never masturbated in class.
02:40:53 I did a lot of shit in class, but I never masturbated.
02:40:56 I masturbated class, and I fucked a couch.
02:40:58 I never masturbated in the bathroom at school.
02:41:00 I never masturbated at school.
02:41:02 I'm pretty boring.
02:41:03 I pretty much masturbate in my bed, in my bathroom, or sometimes on the couch.
02:41:07 But that's gross.
02:41:07 We should do a show about masturbation.
02:41:10 Yeah, that should be a thing.
02:41:12 We should.
02:41:13 You should start the monologue with, like, like nude.
02:41:16 Maybe I should.
02:41:18 I'm overdressed.
02:41:19 You know what this is?
02:41:20 This is warm.
02:41:21 I think I'm going to start wearing this.
02:41:24 Your shoulders.
02:41:24 Your shoulders are marking point.
02:41:26 I don't I seriously don't watch the show,
02:41:27 but I go through clips and there's like 40 clips from each show.
02:41:30 And I always know when there's a masturbation clip
02:41:33 because your, your shoulders are, the thumbnail.
02:41:36 It's frightening.
02:41:38 Oh, my.
02:41:39 I'm gonna look fur.
02:41:40 I'm sorry. Your your naked shoulders. I wasn't clear.
02:41:43 All right, all right.
02:41:44 And your hair isn't dark and greasy.
02:41:46 Curly like that, so I don't.
02:41:48 I've been meaning to ask you, do the drapes match the carpet?
02:41:53 Yeah, I dyed it
02:41:56 no lower.
02:41:57 I know, I know what you're talking about.
02:41:59 Damn. You said I said yes, I did it.
02:42:02 Oh, yeah.
02:42:03 Slightly lower because, you know, I said lower.
02:42:06 Lower. It's a comedy show.
02:42:08 It's a drum thingy. Somewhere here.
02:42:11 I thought this was educational.
02:42:13 I said, it is.
02:42:14 A lower Louisiana teacher admits the feeling.
02:42:16 Students spermicide.
02:42:18 It's a Louisiana schoolteacher who admits to lacing cupcakes with her
02:42:22 ex-husband sperm and feeding them to school children now faces nearly
02:42:25 40 years in prison, according to a report from Feeding People semen.
02:42:30 You can't talk over it.
02:42:32 I can't like you, can I got it nice and quiet for this one.
02:42:35 I just wanted because he said the word hot.
02:42:38 You said hi.
02:42:39 You say he said something like chicken.
02:42:42 Oh, yeah.
02:42:42 You said the word super high and it triggered me.
02:42:45 But I didn't want to interrupt you.
02:42:47 All right. Cool.
02:42:47 Part was, is Cynthia, without even thinking about it with a Pavlovian
02:42:51 response, just reached for his weed, and I felt very powerful for a second.
02:42:55 I did.
02:42:55 Miss Perkins and his wife, Cynthia Perkins, were arrested and charged
02:42:59 with creating child pornography, video voyeurism, and first degree rape,
02:43:03 a report from The Advocate said Cynthia Perkins
02:43:07 had worked as a school teacher at the time for
02:43:11 that, the time for West was Super Junior High School in Walker, Louisiana.
02:43:17 Today, Cynthia
02:43:18 Perkins admitted to crime and pled guilty in court.
02:43:22 Louisiana Attorney General Jeff Landry said
02:43:25 she not only waived her right to appeal, but attempted there.
02:43:29 It is an attempt to avoid conviction,
02:43:31 but she also spared the victims from reveal, reliving, reliving, reliving,
02:43:35 revealing a little of her crimes during a particular.
02:43:41 Shiver TV review
02:43:43 okay, perjury.
02:43:47 Probe.
02:43:49 Per the agreement to be admitted
02:43:50 to helping her ex-husband sexually assault a juvenile film.
02:43:53 Juvenile a juvenile beating and laced cupcakes
02:43:57 with sperm from her ex-husband, which were fed to school children.
02:44:00 The report is another the same story
02:44:04 Cynthia allegedly for this different story.
02:44:05 This was from 2022.
02:44:07 So this is the alleged allegedly filed a divorce
02:44:09 after the couple were arrested and charged.
02:44:11 Cynthia's attorney
02:44:12 said she was manipulated by her ex-husband into committing child sex crimes.
02:44:16 Yeah, right.
02:44:17 He made you put semen in the shit you baked.
02:44:22 I don't
02:44:24 I don't believe you convince.
02:44:26 I don't know if your loved one came to you and said, hey, I want your semen
02:44:30 so I can put them in some cupcakes and then, okay them to the children.
02:44:33 You see, that's weird, because I.
02:44:34 I made a commitment to my wife. Right.
02:44:36 You better just don't tell me.
02:44:38 Do you think that's the better or the worst part of the marriage?
02:44:40 When your wife is asking for semen, no questions asked.
02:44:43 What if you don't even know what it's for?
02:44:44 No. I really would hope that she would always be asking for semen.
02:44:48 But. But I mean, separately from a sexual act,
02:44:51 she shows up with a fucking medical cup and says, or worse,
02:44:54 a baker's fucking measuring cup and says, I want semen.
02:44:58 No, that's a problem.
02:44:59 Yeah. That's scary. Is it? Okay then?
02:45:02 Nope. It's never okay.
02:45:03 Not exactly.
02:45:06 Where did Gary go?
02:45:09 You have a question from a comment.
02:45:10 Did you want to read it to her?
02:45:11 Where do you come?
02:45:13 Well,
02:45:15 because it's directed at you.
02:45:18 Because it's
02:45:20 known in folklore.
02:45:22 So I'll. I'll admit it.
02:45:23 I've kissed my wife immediately after it.
02:45:25 I'll never do it again.
02:45:28 But, does that make.
02:45:29 That doesn't make me gay, right? Is my own.
02:45:32 Where's the girl comment?
02:45:34 All right.
02:45:35 I'm glad I was covered up so I can delete that.
02:45:38 Goddamn it.
02:45:38 Where's the gears?
02:45:42 But you got gears, buddy.
02:45:43 PDP, DPP, PDP.
02:45:49 Goddamn fucked up for me.
02:45:50 I couldn't hit anything.
02:46:00 So I've been told by my co-producer that I have never tasted semen in my life.
02:46:07 Wait.
02:46:08 Who? Wait.
02:46:10 I told you,
02:46:13 I don't know what. Dude. Who told you?
02:46:15 You got to put the wig on because you look fucking frightening without it.
02:46:19 And the I need eyeliner.
02:46:21 I actually, you know what?
02:46:22 You should leave that on all the time.
02:46:24 Yeah, you listen, but you looked.
02:46:26 You look at least ten years younger.
02:46:29 You know who you should go for as, Halloween next year.
02:46:32 Just do the mustache alone.
02:46:34 Vincent Price, do you know what else I notice now?
02:46:37 Vincent Price, that's. He just has a voice.
02:46:40 Or does he look a certain way?
02:46:41 No. The mustache, I think. And I.
02:46:44 Or visible and some, I don't know.
02:46:46 No. He died before I was born. Oh.
02:46:49 Those people.
02:46:50 But I don't even have that died before you as well.
02:46:53 Is that the guy that played Joker?
02:46:55 No, that's not him.
02:46:56 Here. Good laugh.
02:46:57 Good crazy laugh. That's what the Joker did.
02:46:59 It was Caesar. Yeah.
02:47:01 So mix in the wrong old people.
02:47:03 So I look forward to.
02:47:04 I look forward again, man. Not metal.
02:47:07 Nope.
02:47:07 Let me go look through my phone to the other of whatever chat.
02:47:10 That's awesome. Suffer.
02:47:13 Why would I send it to just you?
02:47:14 To you?
02:47:16 I sent you to end the show.
02:47:18 You can you send it again
02:47:21 without, You see, I know you did.
02:47:24 You send it to me.
02:47:25 And it was just the wrong I found on the wrong one right there.
02:47:29 Yeah.
02:47:30 See it when you notice it during the week,
02:47:34 you can send it, you know, forward it to the other one.
02:47:38 So I'm supposed to know, you know, is that the.
02:47:42 And I'm probably the only one that sends links
02:47:46 I shouldn't do.
02:47:47 I mean, you send them to you.
02:47:48 Those are least
02:47:51 markup language.
02:47:55 Was it
02:47:57 I don't know, I'm not.
02:47:59 I'm digging this dark beard.
02:48:02 Yes, that's what I was about to say.
02:48:03 So the one thing I noticed with
02:48:05 your beard, I never realized how much care you take.
02:48:08 So I'm, like a lazy person.
02:48:09 Like I almost have it up to my eyes if I just take this little bit off, right?
02:48:13 Oh, no, no, no.
02:48:15 Let lot turn it all the way down.
02:48:17 And that takes a lot of time.
02:48:19 Are you going to fix that?
02:48:21 Tonight. Tomorrow morning?
02:48:23 What do you mean? No, it looks great.
02:48:25 I mean, make it.
02:48:26 You mean make it not black or.
02:48:29 I don't know, I just feel like,
02:48:32 I think I have to wash it off before I go to bed, because, you know,
02:48:36 I don't want to get it all over the pillow or sheets or anything.
02:48:40 If it still is on in the morning, you have to make the mustache match
02:48:45 the great you did.
02:48:46 You and I can't see it.
02:48:49 Well, no, I can see my mustache anyway.
02:48:53 You ever seen the show?
02:48:54 Oh, you haven't, I haven't heard.
02:48:58 All right.
02:48:58 Looks like a cum stain on the. Yeah.
02:49:00 I mean, it's barely even a thing,
02:49:04 so I just want to make sure you may have been gone when that comment was there. I.
02:49:09 I was wondering, what about the salty thing?
02:49:11 I didn't know that.
02:49:12 I mean, yeah, the come is great.
02:49:15 Third off. Oh wait, that's a reused cabinet.
02:49:17 I thought you still want to come for a second?
02:49:19 Yeah, it was.
02:49:23 This third off.
02:49:24 The third third off was paying attention.
02:49:26 So I, I maybe I missed third option refractory period.
02:49:31 You can go three times. That's third like the third.
02:49:37 That's the third nut
02:49:40 maybe third off.
02:49:40 Only chimes in when we do something three times or thrice, as it were.
02:49:46 Three times a lady.
02:49:48 Fuck do any Rogers.
02:49:53 I think you died before he was born,
02:49:56 I think so I've
02:49:58 wanted to for the history of him because I think he's still alive.
02:50:03 I shouldn't ever watch him.
02:50:06 Please, please, please fix me.
02:50:10 Horse and Beth.
02:50:11 Always. Please, please.
02:50:14 Charity. Going on?
02:50:16 Ma'am, please, please, please, please don't.
02:50:21 Some traffic.
02:50:21 Unbelievable.
02:50:23 It's not the web telescope found evidence
02:50:26 that clearly contradicts predictions made with dark matter.
02:50:30 And it.
02:50:31 That confirms the predictions made by the computing.
02:50:34 Speaking of thumbs down, if you can comment, like or subscribe,
02:50:38 that'd be great.
02:50:38 It doesn't cost you anything and it helps us out immensely.
02:50:41 Yeah, we got some.
02:50:42 Do you like you watch the show every way, you can take pleasure from it.
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02:50:50 But I don't know if I should do it or not
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02:51:04 If we decide to do that. Yeah.
02:51:05 I don't know if we should, because then they'll just
02:51:07 probably change that down the road will be screwed again.
02:51:09 The best thing is to have our own, like getting screwed.
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02:51:20 figured out a way to charge for it and put a paywall up.
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02:51:24 They're modified Newtonian dynamics and no one cares.
02:51:29 Male speaker two thumbs up.
02:51:31 Yes, speaking annoying.
02:51:32 The I shouldn't be surprised because Stacy McCall cast oh, one other time.
02:51:37 I bought this shirt on Amazon, but I didn't actually completely check out.
02:51:43 Yeah, I think I have a picture.
02:51:44 I took a picture of it to prove it.
02:51:47 It's the exact same, but it's a male shirt.
02:51:48 It looks like a,
02:51:49 like a regular golf shirt, but the exact same color fade and everything.
02:51:53 No, actually order it because I always wait until I get a bunch of stuff.
02:51:56 So I don't order stuff from Amazon a lot, you know?
02:51:58 Right. It's gone. It's removed from the Earth.
02:52:00 All sizes, all colors. God never existed.
02:52:03 I think Sabrina,
02:52:05 whatever name is
02:52:07 Sabina over Sabina actually has such influence.
02:52:11 That's what she called up Jeff Bezos and had the shirt removed before
02:52:14 I had a chance to buy it.
02:52:15 Make fun of her to know the girl's name. So.
02:52:19 But I guess I didn't really play with Sabrina, honestly,
02:52:21 so I would always call her Sabrina Hassan Pfeiffer, her husband Felder.
02:52:25 So yeah,
02:52:27 that's why the pretty last name isn't even Hassan Pfeiffer.
02:52:30 The husband Pfeiffer is because I still bug my Bugs Bunny.
02:52:33 And that's what I think of.
02:52:34 We're still making fun of it. Yeah.
02:52:37 So we don't get any part of her name, right?
02:52:39 Ever.
02:52:39 No. So she she took. She stole my shirt.
02:52:42 She took my chair. She took my shirt from him.
02:52:45 The shirt. That's your shirt? You wear that?
02:52:47 Yeah, I was it was the exact shirt.
02:52:49 But like short sleeve male version.
02:52:52 It's going to be great with my own eyes.
02:52:55 You see the hypothesis of dark matter like galaxy
02:52:59 should form very slowly and gradually during the history of the universe.
02:53:04 In the early universe, there should be only small theory, right?
02:53:08 And localized and much greater, you know, many larger ones,
02:53:12 but it spirals with doubt on the thing.
02:53:16 So wait for a few billion line bits.
02:53:20 What? What's the thing?
02:53:22 My falsifiable claim.
02:53:25 Gotcha. And that's. Yeah, she's.
02:53:27 She wears that shirt to the beach, but no one cares.
02:53:30 So it's the only cut she has.
02:53:32 Because you can see. You can see. Yeah. He's.
02:53:34 That's a serious.
02:53:35 That's not even just a tan line.
02:53:37 That's 20 years of shirt aging.
02:53:39 Why do you throw your her shirt?
02:53:41 I would love to have her on the show just to ask her
02:53:44 what's up with the one shirt?
02:53:46 And you know what?
02:53:47 When we found, we thought we found it.
02:53:49 It's probably like it's probably perfectly like.
02:53:51 Like like no sun.
02:53:53 It's like she has to have more than one white skin.
02:53:58 Okay. Wow.
02:53:59 You really get into wow.
02:54:01 Keep going.
02:54:01 Right here is all, like, packed in yellow and, like,
02:54:04 should we leave you alone with her for a minute?
02:54:06 Red, pocked and red and skin cancer ready.
02:54:09 And I can, like, turn our backs if you want to.
02:54:12 I mean you sorry against that whole room.
02:54:16 Yeah.
02:54:19 She's looking fucking awesome in the intro.
02:54:22 Would you not bring that?
02:54:23 Oh, I made the sound go away when I left.
02:54:25 Oh, shit. I was just in the room.
02:54:28 I was the sexier Sabrina Carpenter, though.
02:54:32 Yes. And I don't think that's possible.
02:54:34 Bull sitting underneath it. Astrophysicists.
02:54:38 I think
02:54:40 Sabrina, graphically, the galaxies with the typically.
02:54:43 Oh, no, that's speaking of masturbation today.
02:54:45 Yeah. Library video, music video.
02:54:47 We know until recently that was so simple
02:54:50 because we just didn't have any data for all the galaxies.
02:54:53 But I'm sorry, what is C8?
02:54:55 I don't know what K means in front of 6 billion.
02:54:58 I don't know, it's, probably they're taking Jesus out of.
02:55:00 And so I know, I know ad I know b c
02:55:04 circa it'd be circa 6 billion years.
02:55:08 So, so yeah.
02:55:09 Is it's a long circa circa six.
02:55:13 But what the fuck does circa even mean?
02:55:14 Did she say, around the time of C around us
02:55:17 today should be only about 6 billion years old.
02:55:21 Until recently, that was plausible because we just didn't
02:55:24 have any data for older galaxies again.
02:55:27 But the Webb telescope changed that.
02:55:29 Astrophysicists quibble about the details, of course,
02:55:33 but they agreed on this that the early universe quibble
02:55:37 should not have big galaxies, and that they formed very gradually.
02:55:42 This is indeed so sick of extra words.
02:55:44 They're so superfluous.
02:55:46 Exactly what they correlate with these computer simulations
02:55:49 for structure formation, like the one you see here.
02:55:52 They show the gradual build up of galaxies, mostly from the mergers of here.
02:55:57 It comes dark matter halos.
02:56:00 This figure shows, called a merger tree
02:56:03 for the simulation of one particular galaxy.
02:56:06 You see that it starts out from a lot of small ones.
02:56:09 And then they merge mostly and pass, and then they merge some more.
02:56:13 And eventually there's only one big galaxy left.
02:56:17 In modified Newtonian dynamics mode for short, galaxies form entirely differently.
02:56:22 Just as a reminder, this theory doesn't contain dark matter,
02:56:26 but instead cells like gravity works differently than Einstein predicted.
02:56:31 Albert doesn't like this at all, but he's really trying to be open-minded
02:56:36 specifically in Mond, the gravitational force is so
02:56:40 all of a sudden strong as large.
02:56:42 This really shows accelerations as it does in lunchtime.
02:56:45 In gravity.
02:56:46 This effectively increases the gravitational pull
02:56:49 in early galaxy formation so they form faster.
02:56:53 This is a solid prediction from one that dates back to the late 1990s.
02:56:58 The prediction from dark Matt
02:57:01 I'm not sure
02:57:04 is the right thing for the way I know what it's like to water.
02:57:08 It's a pleasure.
02:57:09 I'm dropping back to Einstein, but the screams theory is clever
02:57:12 human minds, the speed of light.
02:57:13 It's always constantly said to me, I'm into.
02:57:15 No, I'm different from the king of rubber.
02:57:17 Number one.
02:57:18 You go see? It's gone. I'm not.
02:57:20 I'm kind of sorry. It must have been interesting.
02:57:23 This theory is such distances.
02:57:25 All low accelerations as it does in Einstein.
02:57:28 In gravity.
02:57:29 This effectively increases the gravitational pull
02:57:32 in early galaxy formation.
02:57:34 So they form faster.
02:57:39 But what?
02:57:40 What are what?
02:57:42 What's that?
02:57:43 What's the half infinitely mathematical symbol?
02:57:46 I'm not aware what that OC is.
02:57:49 Are you? No. Okay. Just checking.
02:57:51 No no no no, I certainly do not know what I mean.
02:57:54 Mind is, f fish one
02:57:57 are they Einstein f fish one r squared?
02:58:01 Just so you know, for those that are listening at home, right.
02:58:06 Oh, I'm Stein sounds right on this one.
02:58:08 But, Einstein also said gravity could work as a repulsing,
02:58:14 force as well as a.
02:58:17 So, pulling you towards a mass, rubbing ball to Einstein.
02:58:20 Yeah.
02:58:21 So let you just rethink this theory
02:58:24 where you left.
02:58:27 This one for you.
02:58:28 Tell me this one before you feel me.
02:58:30 Imagine two worlds is off and without Einstein.
02:58:32 Foil arms.
02:58:34 What?
02:58:36 You get it?
02:58:39 Just in case you didn't have to imagine two.
02:58:42 But so I believe so with this one, please tell me this one before you feel me.
02:58:46 Imagine two worlds to show off.
02:58:48 And without Einstein foil arms
02:58:51 if you know what German is.
02:58:53 Man, that was fucking killer.
02:58:56 I know what German is.
02:58:57 I speak of Germanic language.
02:59:00 Yeah? Which one?
02:59:02 English.
02:59:04 Oh, I don't think.
02:59:05 Then I'm Swedish. Not. That is, Swedish.
02:59:09 I don't English.
02:59:12 Well, not just from the, village.
02:59:16 John Feinstein for arms. Village dog.
02:59:19 Einstein for arms. Really?
02:59:22 Look at it. I'm sure there's.
02:59:24 Look, look it up. It'll be great.
02:59:26 It'll be great.
02:59:28 All right, spoiler alert.
02:59:30 Why don't you just tell me?
02:59:34 Why are we only.
02:59:35 What movie you want to see? Yes.
02:59:39 I mean, no.
02:59:41 Are you sure that's what you meant?
02:59:43 No. Yes, yes.
02:59:46 Two girls be.
02:59:49 That's very specific.
02:59:51 Period.
02:59:52 All girls pick a fine tune.
02:59:54 All girls school?
02:59:56 Yes. Only girls should be confined
02:59:59 to all girls schools.
03:00:02 Brilliant.
03:00:03 That's like a Microsoft answer again.
03:00:05 Very logical, but it's not very helpful.
03:00:07 No, and I don't take no orders from the woman, by the way.
03:00:11 Like, by the way, I don't take orders from no women.
03:00:14 Very.
03:00:15 You rephrase.
03:00:15 No, no more appropriate student in an all girls school than a girl.
03:00:20 Should girls be confined to an all boys school?
03:00:23 Never, never, ever.
03:00:26 That would defy the whole thing.
03:00:31 Girls
03:00:32 should be confined to put their mouth on my penis.
03:00:35 Oh, they don't always agree. No.
03:00:41 Federal interest rates.
03:00:44 What about them? What?
03:00:46 What a weird thing to rant,
03:00:47 but I don't think there should be any federal interest rates.
03:00:50 There should be no federal tax collection.
03:00:55 The, they talking about
03:00:56 the Federal Reserve Bank,
03:00:59 and that's because interest
03:01:02 rates, the whole story just chopped up when I said that.
03:01:05 Of course.
03:01:06 So somebody just jumped on.
03:01:07 This is not any financial information. No.
03:01:11 Certainly don't don't listen.
03:01:12 Any advice we say now, last,
03:01:15 last time I checked the like the those kind of, reports,
03:01:19 the Greenspan and I think that's been like 20 years, I don't know.
03:01:30 Yep. Yeah.
03:01:34 Me mechanic not
03:01:35 speak English, but he know what me mean when Mr.
03:01:39 car no go and we best friends so me think why waste time
03:01:44 say a lot word when you work do track.
03:01:50 What what you say.
03:01:56 Yeah.
03:01:59 I'll tell you what guys.
03:02:00 As above. So below.
03:02:04 You know, wrap up by no metal.
03:02:13 As above.
03:02:14 So below. Okay. Hi.
03:02:16 Have a good night.
03:02:17 Talk to you, buddy.
03:02:19 Has fun while it lasted, though.
03:02:21 It was.
03:02:47 As above.
03:02:47 So below.
03:02:49 Okay. Bye.
03:02:54 Guy with the finger
03:02:55 on the pulse of our meter.
03:02:58 Give me the thing.
03:02:59 Brady.
03:03:02 Robot for Brady.
03:03:06 So that was kind of interesting
03:03:09 to Guy.
03:03:15 Mr. Brady and Joshua Brady
03:03:18 and or Gary Asimov and so below.
03:03:22 Because he's so close. Brady.
03:03:24 And for sure are doing it our way.
03:03:28 We're gonna make it make our dreams come true.
03:03:30 I just came to show it's Brady and Raw.
03:03:34 It's their show now Brady draw.
03:03:41 Draws that good.
03:04:03 Are you in your basement?
03:04:06 Do you have a basement?
03:04:07 Where?
03:04:08 I see a closet in a bedroom or a basement?
03:04:14 Did you paint it?
03:04:14 Bedroom should be a bedroom.
03:04:16 Both. Enough.
03:04:16 But it's an office. Yes, I did paint it.
03:04:19 I think your camera lens might be a little dirty.
03:04:21 Let's. It's really foggy down there.
03:04:23 No, it's just, lighting.
03:04:26 Do you do that?
03:04:27 And it's also, I think you have super led daylight.
03:04:30 You look bright white, almost washed out.
03:04:36 That's a lot of light.
03:04:38 No, I don't I'm just saying the technical side of the,
03:04:41 you know, the Brady Joshua light up front.
03:04:43 But I'm not going to get all gay.
03:04:45 We're going to keep it the drawer and Brady show today too
03:04:47 because I don't feel like sliding anything.
03:04:51 I missed that
03:04:52 I'm just going to play this I'm going to play the tiniest bit of it.
03:04:55 Oh, here we go.
03:04:57 You know
03:04:59 okay.
03:05:00 Now I feel okay in my home office.
03:05:03 Certain segments.
03:05:03 I miss home office. Yeah.
03:05:06 You got the raise up. I saw that, yeah.
03:05:08 I don't have the, I've had that before, but I just don't have, no adjustment
03:05:12 that would lead me to believe that it was indeed your home office.
03:05:16 This was a camera.
03:05:18 So you don't.
03:05:19 So you don't want to talk about your new house, then?
03:05:21 That's what I had as a suggestion.
03:05:22 Oh, well, let's talk about it.
03:05:24 Let's talk about
03:05:26 I don't know, you were pretty excited about it before.
03:05:28 I was just curious.
03:05:29 I'm still excited about it.
03:05:31 I would ask you about Sean, the circle K guy,
03:05:34 but you said you went back during the day and he wasn't there.
03:05:37 Yeah, I almost feel like the guy that we talked to was there.
03:05:41 I'm pretty sure it was him, but I'd be even better.
03:05:45 That would be great.
03:05:47 I, I wish I would remember at 10:00 I was going to interrupt
03:05:50 the monologue and be like, we have to call right away because you
03:05:53 you would went there and then came to the show, right?
03:05:55 So it was like he was working around 10:00 last week.
03:06:00 Right.
03:06:01 Yeah. That's where I got my beer because I just wanted to get my beer.
03:06:03 I assume that, so I figured, yeah, in my head all week
03:06:07 I was like, we got to call him is close to 10:00.
03:06:09 Maybe I'll remember next week.
03:06:11 Yeah.
03:06:13 I so want to talk. Weird. How? Yeah.
03:06:15 Like, Right.
03:06:16 Maybe he's off at ten.
03:06:18 Yeah, that would make sense.
03:06:20 Or he was there either way.
03:06:23 Right.
03:06:23 You didn't want to say
03:06:25 he's protecting a little.
03:06:26 The wee one.
03:06:28 I played all but one of my videos.
03:06:31 It's a wonderful Thanksgiving metal song.
03:06:34 It's really not that good.
03:06:36 And I so wanted to play the drums, man.
03:06:38 I want to play the drums badly on the show.
03:06:42 But two reasons.
03:06:44 My back has been out, so I haven't played for like two weeks
03:06:47 and I'd probably suck and I can't get it synced no matter what I do.
03:06:50 StreamYard. Streamlabs.
03:06:52 What do we in StreamYard will not sync whatever.
03:06:56 Whatever I play with is not sync.
03:06:58 So it's all out. It's all out of tempo.
03:07:00 I mean, it's, you know, what do you play with?
03:07:03 I'd rather not talk about that.
03:07:04 We're talking about drums and metal right now.
03:07:05 These groups of guys that I played with.
03:07:10 I never did that.
03:07:11 The closest
03:07:11 I ever came to that, like I even mentioned,
03:07:13 the two guys that I went to
03:07:14 was one was supposed to be a singer and a guitar player in one of my bands.
03:07:17 And I, they sat there and watched porn and we left.
03:07:20 Never did anything but play music.
03:07:25 And I've been in a basement with a lot of guys for a long time.
03:07:28 Nothing but music has nothing, but music has ever happened.
03:07:32 You can clip all you want.
03:07:33 I'm so strong in my manhood, in my masculinity.
03:07:36 Groups of guys that I played with,
03:07:39 nobody would ever watch
03:07:41 this and hear that, would believe that I could possibly be gay.
03:07:44 So I'm fine.
03:07:45 No, no.
03:07:45 Knowing that would watch this in here
03:07:47 that would continue listening because you're eating into the microphone,
03:07:51 please, in the comments, in the comments.
03:07:53 If you had to pick one of us on the camera,
03:07:55 right on the screen right now, that was gay.
03:07:58 On the microphone.
03:07:58 If you had to listen to one of us right now, who would it be?
03:08:01 Okay? Gay people don't eat on the microphone.
03:08:04 They care about what people think.
03:08:06 No, tell them on which one of us which one of us
03:08:09 cares who eats on the microphone and is bothered by it?
03:08:12 The gay one?
03:08:14 No. I think we
03:08:15 should all just take a moment to give thanks or die.
03:08:18 Yeah. Good, good.
03:08:20 I'm going to gross.
03:08:24 I want to eat up every day.
03:08:26 It's okay. Looks great.
03:08:27 Already starting the the little girls group.
03:08:31 You guys are all.
03:08:31 All I want to do is eat all your food, I go get, I get to
03:08:37 go to bed, I, I go down the hall from the kitchen. But
03:08:43 I just for Douglas food archive
03:08:49 guidelines for having lots of food.
03:08:50 Dark.
03:08:55 Go to church
03:08:56 because I like standing on the corner.
03:09:00 Wait for you to say grace.
03:09:01 Thank you.
03:09:02 Fucking wait on my second plate.
03:09:03 Oh, I tried, so hurry up.
03:09:07 Right. Pretzel for such.
03:09:09 We'll get for having lots of food, guys.
03:09:20 Next time
03:09:22 it's nice. Tonight.
03:09:23 The food is fucking right.
03:09:24 It's nice to thank you for the fucking great, great, great good legs are die.
03:09:30 Good things are die.
03:09:31 Get things are die, get things are die.
03:09:33 Captains are die, get things are die die
03:09:37 die die die die die die.
03:09:39 Thank you.
03:09:40 Don't call them. Get thanks for what?
03:09:43 What came first?
03:09:44 The drum. Sega.
03:09:44 The drum. Stick.
03:09:48 You mean as far as chicken attack?
03:09:50 I just thought that I'm not amazing.
03:09:53 As far as I know, you're going to complain about the eating I ate on purpose in
03:09:55 the video had was people just fucking crazily eating is brilliant.
03:09:59 Drumstick in the drums.
03:10:00 Why is this a toy drive?
03:10:02 Is this a toy
03:10:05 or toy?
03:10:06 And here's the chicken attack.
03:10:08 Chicken attack!
03:10:09 These things are die, die die die die
03:10:14 die die die die.
03:10:18 What's up?
03:10:20 Oh. Very brought the best chicken attack video of the week
03:10:24 for dice.
03:10:26 Would you like to have for your dance?
03:10:28 Let's just for down before
03:10:33 I die.
03:10:35 So give me that pumpkin pie.
03:10:42 I knew that had to be.
03:10:44 Thank you.
03:10:45 Well, don't play it. Do it.
03:10:46 I had to be myself.
03:10:48 Freeze up chicken.
03:10:50 Got up, up chicken.
03:10:53 I die, I won't let your.
03:10:59 Heat the beautiful.
03:11:01 Those two beautiful moments.
03:11:03 It's weird when he smells
03:11:05 cock feet.
03:11:09 I don't know why
03:11:11 he rubs his feet.
03:11:15 No, that's why I said cock feet.
03:11:17 Because it's anyway.
03:11:21 Really?
03:11:23 Chicken attack.
03:11:24 Even though it's a turkey,
03:11:25 you can't really rip on me because half your chicken attacks were turkeys too.
03:11:29 They were roosters, but
03:11:31 it's nothing but chicken attacks.
03:11:35 This is ridiculous.
03:11:37 I need to get a chicken attack button.
03:11:38 I don't have one.
03:11:43 Tell me seriously, who?
03:11:44 Mrs.. Kamala.
03:11:45 Kamala Harris, not me. Who?
03:11:48 Good, good good.
03:11:51 Brilliant.
03:11:54 I don't even look.
03:11:54 If they were comments, that's the only thing I can think that we missed.
03:12:00 Anything else?
03:12:01 Anything else you got?
03:12:01 I appreciate that, Gary. Staying on longer.
03:12:05 No, not.
03:12:05 I don't really have
03:12:08 too much else.
03:12:10 I also don't like the way TikTok moved all the comment stuff.
03:12:13 I hate other dear fudges, but they didn't really involve
03:12:17 metal and I didn't really get a chance to.
03:12:20 I just try to make sure that they had
03:12:23 metal involved, and although it claimed that
03:12:25 they did on the forefront, it really doesn't.
03:12:29 We talked about the grandparents being aware about
03:12:33 maybe we didn't,
03:12:35 grandparents being aware.
03:12:38 That you go
03:12:40 you come out to your grandparents.
03:12:48 Sergeant comes for lieutenant.
03:12:50 We'll we'll save those comments for next week.
03:12:53 He's down here.
03:12:54 Yikes.
03:12:55 Somebody went off on the granddaughter.
03:12:59 Misidentifying. Come.
03:13:01 Whoa. I knew it would. I hate to see.
03:13:04 I don't want to just put up shit like that, but
03:13:07 triggers people.
03:13:16 Yeah, we'll save that next week's topic.
03:13:19 Would
03:13:21 I doubt it?
03:13:25 But Fledge rants
03:13:28 live this week we will be doing drugs.
03:13:31 You heard me right.
03:13:32 Drugs.
03:13:36 Fledge rants
03:13:36 live 80 would word.
03:13:41 But it won't be wood.
03:13:42 It'll be wood
03:13:45 if it is. Well, I hope you do.
03:13:46 Yeah, I hope you do.
03:13:47 Alice in Chains mash up would we get?
03:13:49 We see.
03:13:50 I like mashing up rock songs, but the rock doesn't match with the rock.
03:13:54 It's like rock, paper, scissors.
03:13:57 No, I think it'll go good with that song.
03:14:00 I'll try it.
03:14:02 Pretty universal theme.
03:14:03 So what do you got?
03:14:04 What other. What song you thinking?
03:14:07 How much would church give a woodchuck?
03:14:09 Could
03:14:11 or groundhog?
03:14:12 How much wood could have groundhog chuck?
03:14:13 I would just go,
03:14:16 would rap and I would come up with
03:14:19 would suck.
03:14:21 He would go, would rap and you would come.
03:14:24 And then I definitely would not come.
03:14:26 Trump I'm going to come.
03:14:27 Trump would come, come,
03:14:30 Kamala, would you come?
03:14:31 Do not come.
03:14:32 That's what I thought. Oh, gross.
03:14:36 No, don't worry you won't.
03:14:37 You won't be coming I you I think you said it on the show.
03:14:40 She was hot at one time.
03:14:43 Yeah she was I don't agree.
03:14:45 But you said that. And the men on her side, apparently.
03:14:48 I mean, she was one. She was one of two hoes
03:14:51 on Montel Williams sides.
03:14:57 This metal.
03:14:58 Should I play my diss metal rap song?
03:15:01 I should, I should we close the show out with this?
03:15:05 Unless you got anything else.
03:15:07 Anybody want to call in?
03:15:07 I don't even have the, Oh, we got comments.
03:15:10 It's got to be Gary.
03:15:11 Shut the fuck up, Gary, get on the show.
03:15:14 Would. Yeah, I knew you'd say we're young.
03:15:16 Or how young are we talking about when it comes to what's cool is every time
03:15:19 Gary comments the Rumble bot comments right after, like he knows it's him,
03:15:25 I is going to take over.
03:15:26 Oh, did you hear two?
03:15:28 In an experiment they asked I if it wanted to kill humans
03:15:31 and it said no with all sincerity does not want to kill humans.
03:15:34 It paused and then said it has to kill humans.
03:15:42 Yep. And then I found to kill him.
03:15:44 Did they did they ask it? Why?
03:15:47 Every time I don't, I use
03:15:49 I use AI very little to to try and right things.
03:15:52 But anytime I do, I'm like, hey, do me a favor, write me a rap song about fledge.
03:15:56 And then in two lines, it's like humans kill yourself.
03:16:00 Like, whoa, I asked for dandelions and sunshine
03:16:03 and you're telling humans must all die.
03:16:06 Every song, every other line.
03:16:09 So don't use a
03:16:12 great stuff.
03:16:13 Otherwise it'll steer humanity in a horrible direction.
03:16:15 It's already killing.
03:16:17 Determine it was a prediction.
03:16:18 May have been an error, but there was a no.
03:16:21 So I didn't hear it.
03:16:24 All right, so I can't pinpoint a photo where I can go.
03:16:29 This is, an attractive younger Kamala Harris, so,
03:16:33 we're going to pretend that I didn't say that, so, you know, it's okay.
03:16:36 You can, retract or. Correct.
03:16:40 That's the best part.
03:16:41 Kamala does it all the time.
03:16:43 She believes in this, doesn't believe in that.
03:16:46 Oh, wait, we don't talk about that anymore.
03:16:48 I believe in fracking.
03:16:49 I will give a preview to the comments next week.
03:16:52 That'll be double week. Comments.
03:16:53 They they do have to do with some political mudslinging.
03:16:57 Oh no. But they were done with politics.
03:17:01 I thought so too.
03:17:02 But apparently if you stick up for reality, you're automatically a Maga,
03:17:07 which I am not.
03:17:08 I mean, I'd like to make America Great again, but I'm not like in the Red
03:17:11 hat camp.
03:17:12 I do have a red shirt on today, just coincidentally.
03:17:17 I was supposed to put my Metallica shirt on.
03:17:21 Speaking of metal,
03:17:23 here's a
03:17:25 diss metal rap.
03:17:28 It's probably pretty bad and ridiculous.
03:17:29 It even has horrible sound effects in it,
03:17:31 but it's still here and we don't have to play the whole thing.
03:17:33 Just a.
03:17:36 Giant white thing to.
03:17:42 Avoid.
03:17:43 So I don't want anybody to talk to me.
03:17:46 You know your Facebook post you need to go to Universal Core.
03:17:49 Sounds like just a bunch of noise to me.
03:17:51 I want to avoid a symphony by screaming like a fool.
03:17:54 Ain't no cheap hip hop twist. That little play out
03:17:58 is dinosaur girl you get paid, boy you're stuck in the past.
03:18:01 What's up?
03:18:02 I need a body for the white hair.
03:18:04 But we got the chops.
03:18:06 Come on, we're rocking the slots.
03:18:08 Come get the Slayer. Do I talking to you?
03:18:09 Oh, come on, it's Scott. That's a shame.
03:18:11 They just forgot about the Napalm Death.
03:18:16 Yeah, they gotta go back to the Napalm Death.
03:18:19 Yeah, but we got the chops.
03:18:21 Sicko mode. Where you working the slop snake?
03:18:22 Home to the Slayer. You ain't touching that.
03:18:24 You want to, Travis Scott? That's the shit.
03:18:26 They just flash.
03:18:27 They want to hear your pork solo so your trash gets on the beats in face.
03:18:31 You just sound like.
03:18:32 When did you buy a song?
03:18:34 Night party feeling that attract the shit?
03:18:36 You just make it, you make it.
03:18:37 And that's what I show to John the for doing this real.
03:18:41 Why you keep the sheet metal underground.
03:18:43 You wait on the baddest till they
03:18:47 go to get the visit.
03:18:49 That's why we try to do the game.
03:18:50 You watch the beats in the got to quit sound like a tree.
03:18:54 Couldn't touch my brain.
03:18:54 Just working my way to finish his lobster milkshake I just got the top metal.
03:19:00 You gotta know your place I got my good I'm gonna break off point a symphony.
03:19:07 Why you screaming like a fool.
03:19:08 It'll take care supreme.
03:19:10 That'll play down beat
03:19:15 Netflix for you.
03:19:16 Ain't a chick.
03:19:19 Pops is no doubt.
03:19:26 It just goes on with music.
03:19:27 After that
03:19:30 hip hop, is it?
03:19:30 No doubt.
03:19:34 It is right.
03:19:36 Mount Rushmore of wood. Yeah.
03:19:38 We'll have to save that for next week.
03:19:40 My penis
03:19:41 mahogany is so overplayed to you, I don't.
03:19:44 It's looks more like a nut than a wood.
03:19:47 Cedar. Let's say cedars up there.
03:19:49 See, I go with balsa just because of.
03:19:51 It's so strong,
03:19:54 so light.
03:19:55 Bamboo. Definitely.
03:19:56 Bamboo is bamboo.
03:19:57 Wood smell like bamboo is more of a fabric than a wood.
03:20:02 No, it's like a it's a more dark, like a fiber.
03:20:06 Although I guess if.
03:20:09 Interesting.
03:20:10 Can't wait. Is it not really going to be wood?
03:20:12 Is it really going?
03:20:13 We already made the graphic.
03:20:14 It's up to fuckface
03:20:16 who made the graphic.
03:20:18 I didn't make it.
03:20:19 So whatever.
03:20:22 And I say N-word.
03:20:24 I will never say any form of nigga.
03:20:29 You know I'm cured of that.
03:20:30 Where's you with there?
03:20:32 Oh, fuck you.
03:20:35 Like highlighted.
03:20:37 What?
03:20:37 How does it.
03:20:38 Oh, because you're first.
03:20:39 It's the drawing Brady show today. Yeah.
03:20:42 A giant shot there where Gary's reflecting.
03:20:45 It was perfect for the Jerry curl. I'm glad I had it.
03:20:48 I wondered why I had that one frame for what he's gonna.
03:20:51 She's gonna.
03:20:52 It was very Rick James up. And now I know.
03:20:56 You know what?
03:20:56 I don't know if you so much as a super freak or kind of just freaky.
03:21:01 He was going for hair metal hairband hair.
03:21:04 I don't know, you can call it metal hair.
03:21:07 The hair.
03:21:08 What do they call it? Cuts?
03:21:09 You know, it's pretty metal to wear blackface in 2024.
03:21:12 I'll tell him that.
03:21:14 Very metal.
03:21:14 Even if it was only one third.
03:21:16 Yeah. Partial blackface.
03:21:19 He didn't have a very cruel wig. You would have.
03:21:20 He would have been fully.
03:21:22 He was going for,
03:21:24 the Rick James look,
03:21:26 if anybody does have a problem, you can leave a voicemail at one
03:21:29 five, eight, six, three rants three or email Fledge rants at gmail.com
03:21:34 and will read everything for free on the air all the time.
03:21:40 If it's not wood, it can be.
03:21:42 No, it's probably going to be wood.
03:21:44 Now that we are going to have wood the entire episode, don't you?
03:21:48 Anyways?
03:21:51 No, I okay, I'm got like a semi stiffy.
03:21:56 Work.
03:22:00 That'd be a fun, be a fun rant.
03:22:02 No, it's never the topic.
03:22:03 He'll let us know sooner or later.
03:22:05 Probably later,
03:22:07 probably later.
03:22:10 I'm sure there's something I have.
03:22:11 Oh, the woman quote I forgot the woman quote.
03:22:16 Where is it?
03:22:16 Up here somewhere.
03:22:18 You want to see homos naked?
03:22:20 That's not it.
03:22:22 But home is where the heart is, I said, oh,
03:22:26 you guys saying say home is where the heart is in Louisiana.
03:22:30 And then it's supposed to say you want to see.
03:22:31 It's supposed to sound like you want to see homos naked.
03:22:34 Do you have a way better Louisiana accent than I do?
03:22:37 Yeah, I'll say home was like,
03:22:40 how was of the hardest?
03:22:42 So I don't know how that sounds the same.
03:22:44 I think he was.
03:22:45 I think he wanted to see almost naked.
03:22:49 Where is my quote? Oh,
03:22:52 I look trans when I'm on my period.
03:22:54 Every woman.
03:22:57 Not sure what that means,
03:22:58 but I think there'll be some women that understand it.
03:23:02 And thankfully, all period product
03:23:04 commercials are using red dye now, so
03:23:07 thank goodness
03:23:09 we don't think that women have alien periods anymore. Why?
03:23:13 They were using actual period blood before.
03:23:16 No, they use blue like Windex color blue my whole life.
03:23:19 They always use the little port.
03:23:20 I look, what it can absorb, and you see, they shake the little fucking vial
03:23:23 with the big pad material in it,
03:23:26 and it was like Lottie Dye.
03:23:27 Now, if they started
03:23:28 using the dark red dye, which is obviously more realistic, right?
03:23:34 But also to me,
03:23:35 a little gross when I'm sitting there watching football.
03:23:38 Next thing I know, I'm like, fuck yeah, yeah.
03:23:41 The girls around me liked it too.
03:23:43 They were like, we wish they use real blood.
03:23:45 Then maybe fucking people would understand more.
03:23:47 And I'm like, I don't think it's the same seeing it.
03:23:50 I don't know if they want to waste real blood for commercial
03:23:54 waste. It. What would they be using it for?
03:23:56 Otherwise, I don't know.
03:23:58 The medical community.
03:23:59 Oh, right. Right.
03:24:00 I was thinking weird, disgusting things like Dracula. And who?
03:24:03 Those people, those two celebrities that keep poking and drinking them.
03:24:06 Their own blood,
03:24:07 I don't know.
03:24:08 Yeah.
03:24:09 You do, Angelina Jolie.
03:24:12 No, she was the hot chick in the first Transformers way back when.
03:24:19 And she's married to a guy with a name.
03:24:21 Like, a weird sound. What the fuck?
03:24:23 Who am I trying to think of? You know,
03:24:26 they have wedding rings that they put on her Barbie
03:24:28 so that if you take them off, they, like, tear your finger off
03:24:31 and they drink each other's blood.
03:24:33 And then when the news finally came and said, dude, you guys have satanic rituals
03:24:36 where you drink each other's blood, she's like, no, we do it very safe.
03:24:40 Little bit of blood.
03:24:42 It was like, that didn't make it sound any better.
03:24:44 So what you just meant to say is, well,
03:24:47 no. Yes, yes, you do drink blood.
03:24:52 What the fuck is her name? Anybody in chat?
03:24:53 No. We're just,
03:24:56 I gotta look it up before we go.
03:24:58 Transformers.
03:25:01 Trans.
03:25:05 There she is.
03:25:07 There she is.
03:25:11 Doesn't short name, though.
03:25:13 Nobody cares what her name is.
03:25:18 And I know her.
03:25:19 What's. What's her name?
03:25:21 I don't know, slut and make slut face.
03:25:31 Shouldn't it say somewhere in the story what her name is?
03:25:34 People don't even care what her name is.
03:25:35 Yeah, you're probably right.
03:25:36 It's just what you said, slut.
03:25:39 But is it Fox?
03:25:44 The fuck is your name?
03:25:49 I guess we don't care.
03:25:50 Nobody's watching to answer.
03:25:54 Nobody cares. You're it.
03:25:55 Nobody cares, I do.
03:25:58 I'm somebody.
03:26:03 Okay.
03:26:03 It doesn't show her name.
03:26:04 I need to find her name.
03:26:09 Megan Fox and Megan.
03:26:13 Who is Megan Fox married to?
03:26:15 Who is
03:26:17 Megan Fox?
03:26:18 Married to
03:26:22 Austin Green.
03:26:24 Well, that's not who I'm fucking thinking of.
03:26:25 Then my Brian Austin Green.
03:26:31 Dude, yeah, that's what it says.
03:26:33 Who the fuck am I thinking?
03:26:34 No, that's not what I'm thinking. No, man.
03:26:38 All right, I'm stupid.
03:26:39 There's some actress, other slutty mixed slaughter song that.
03:26:44 Drink their blood.
03:26:45 How about celebrities that drink blood?
03:26:47 Celebrities and drink their own blood for 12 hours?
03:26:53 For $1,000.
03:26:55 Oh, my.
03:26:57 Yeah.
03:26:58 Megan Fox, she's married to Machine Gun Kelly.
03:27:01 I don't know why Austin Green came up.
03:27:02 I is stupid,
03:27:05 Brian Austin Green because he's a shit
03:27:10 daddy.
03:27:10 Whatever daddy said.
03:27:12 Megan Fox is not shy about her passion for fiance Machine Gun Kelly,
03:27:16 which the pair apparently express with blood drinking ceremonies.
03:27:20 Yeah, like vampires.
03:27:21 I think it's wonderful. The 35 year old actress
03:27:24 makes the confession in glamor UK's new digital issue.
03:27:27 She says she and MGK have different approaches to the ritual.
03:27:31 When I do it, it's a passage or it is used for a reason.
03:27:34 It is controlled where it's like, let's shed a few drops of blood
03:27:38 and each drink it.
03:27:39 As for the rocker, Megan says he is, quote,
03:27:41 much more haphazard and hectic and chaotic, where he's willing to
03:27:44 just cut his chest open with broken glass and be like, take my soul.
03:27:48 I haven't done anything.
03:27:51 What's weird?
03:27:53 Nothing to see here.
03:27:56 See some people, you go down a rabbit hole.
03:27:58 I'm not hitting the thing or anything.
03:27:59 But if you say shit like that about people in Hollywood, people say
03:28:03 they don't drink blood.
03:28:08 They do?
03:28:11 Think
03:28:12 they fooled me, Jerry.
03:28:21 Dance
03:28:22 the Brady and Joshua Brady and or Gary.
03:28:25 As above and so below.
03:28:28 They call these solos lady.
03:28:30 And for sure, we're doing it our way.
03:28:34 We're gonna make it make our dreams come true.
03:28:36 Brady and talk show.
03:28:38 It's Brady and draw.
03:28:40 It's their show now Brady.
03:28:43 Draw. And.