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00:00:15 People.
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00:01:56 All right, let me
00:01:58 cut to the chase.
00:02:04 Oh, there we go.
00:02:06 I'm 137 year.
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00:02:17 a watch. Pot never boils.
00:02:19 Time flies when you're having fun.
00:02:23 Can you see me now?
00:02:26 Today's topic is time.
00:02:29 Hi, I'm Gary.
00:02:30 This is Fladge Rants.
00:02:32 Is a slippery, slippery topic.
00:02:35 It's like trying to staple Jell-O to itself
00:02:42 in the most basic
00:02:45 explanation is time is a dimension
00:02:48 like the three spatial dimensions
00:02:51 Einsteins, space time.
00:02:57 Time gives us cause and effect,
00:03:00 and we experience our lives
00:03:03 through time, the passage of time.
00:03:07 But it is so much trickier than that.
00:03:10 When I'm late for work, I make the joke.
00:03:12 I don't subscribe to linear time or time is a construct.
00:03:17 These are not true.
00:03:18 I mean, we we've name time, different things.
00:03:22 We've broken it up into sections.
00:03:26 There's a local time.
00:03:27 There's time zones.
00:03:30 We broke down the day
00:03:33 2 hours, 2 minutes, 2 seconds.
00:03:38 We've even got really fancy atomic clocks.
00:03:40 I think they use selenium 133
00:03:43 because it vibrates at two
00:03:45 to the 23rd times a second.
00:03:49 And the reason that works out so well is it's an even multiple of two.
00:03:54 And the math works great.
00:03:55 But, you know, quartz crystals, they they're quite regular.
00:03:58 But anything repeats, anything that repeats
00:04:01 in a predictable cyclical way can basically
00:04:08 be used to keep track of time.
00:04:12 Clocks are tricky
00:04:13 to define, too, because they're
00:04:16 basically, you can say clocks measure time,
00:04:21 and that's not even true.
00:04:23 Aurochs have an internal rhythm,
00:04:25 something that repeats, whether it's the Millennium 133 or the courts.
00:04:29 Crystal or just a bunch of gears that keep spinning
00:04:33 and you have to keep winding it to keep it going.
00:04:38 The reason I mentioned the Piri Reis map
00:04:40 a few weeks ago was because until we had a timepiece
00:04:45 that could accurately measure time, we couldn't pinpoint longitude.
00:04:50 And the further we got off time, the further we got off longitude.
00:04:56 And that's
00:04:58 we didn't have it till the Swiss, I think it was the Swiss
00:05:01 came up with the timepiece that finally gave us
00:05:05 an accurate longitude for a several month journey.
00:05:09 And that's how long it takes to get across most oceans.
00:05:13 Humans live a few short decades.
00:05:16 And what I've been yammering on about these last few months
00:05:20 is that our scope and perspective gives us such a limited view.
00:05:26 Like we're trying to inspect the universe by peering through the keyhole.
00:05:32 This particular part of the keyhole
00:05:34 is a very small snapshot.
00:05:38 We've been studying evolution
00:05:41 for less than two centuries now, and evolution's a process
00:05:44 that takes millions of years to make
00:05:48 any significant headway.
00:05:51 But we've been able to, through
00:05:53 standing on the shoulders of giants and working together, collaboration,
00:05:59 building on each other's work and
00:06:03 communication, we have been able to build
00:06:06 a very sound body of evidence for evolution.
00:06:10 So it's it's clearly what's going on here.
00:06:14 But goodness,
00:06:16 that's it's tricky to figure out
00:06:19 what takes millions of years
00:06:27 in just a few decades.
00:06:30 That's our limited scope and scale.
00:06:33 Now, time
00:06:38 to time, is it?
00:06:40 It's so difficult.
00:06:42 Okay. Okay.
00:06:45 The three dimensions of space, we can move pretty freely.
00:06:49 X, Y, Z. Yes.
00:06:52 But time we seem to be moving forward
00:06:57 without our control.
00:06:58 We're not necessarily like
00:07:01 I can move across the room, but I can't move across the time
00:07:06 in the same way that I can intentionally move through space.
00:07:10 I can't intentionally move through time.
00:07:14 I did say I think it was last week.
00:07:16 The time travel will be possible.
00:07:18 Here's how time travel is possible can go backwards in time
00:07:23 because paradoxes are
00:07:28 you can move forward in time.
00:07:29 That's just called time dilation.
00:07:31 That's if you get near high gravity,
00:07:34 travel at a high velocity.
00:07:38 There are ways, physical ways to
00:07:42 time dilate
00:07:45 backwards in time.
00:07:46 Here's the trick about moving backwards in time.
00:07:48 It works the same as the Fermi paradox.
00:07:51 If people will be able to travel back in time, where have they been?
00:07:57 But the argument back, the push back on that is
00:08:01 of course, well, they can't come back until we invent the time machine.
00:08:05 Like the day that the first time machine is invented.
00:08:08 Then then someone from the future could pop out of that brand new time machine.
00:08:11 The minute it's made in minutes, it's it goes online.
00:08:15 So maybe that argument is valid.
00:08:18 I did say that we will have time travel
00:08:22 commercially available in five years, and I'm sticking to that.
00:08:25 Prove me wrong.
00:08:28 But time is such a sneaky bugger.
00:08:32 I've been watching YouTube videos,
00:08:35 which isn't the greatest resource of all, but I've been watching
00:08:39 physics lectures and time explained
00:08:42 by leading experts to to laymen to to lame
00:08:50 men, as might look like me trying to explain it.
00:08:54 Thanks. Hey, I do have a co-host today.
00:08:56 You're right on time, Brady.
00:09:00 Okay.
00:09:01 Okay.
00:09:01 Well, I need draw that because he's going to tell me I'm wrong.
00:09:07 But I think you he'd have to agree
00:09:10 with my basic explanation that
00:09:19 it's just the dimension.
00:09:20 It's just the fourth dimension.
00:09:24 Physics physicists call it block universe.
00:09:26 When you step back out of time and look at,
00:09:31 say, like a series of comic strip pictures,
00:09:36 like the the snapshot, a
00:09:38 three dimensional snapshot of each, each moment that passes
00:09:43 the look at the whole thing is a block.
00:09:45 And that's what they call block universe.
00:09:48 The view from know when is a more clever way to put it.
00:09:52 I like the view from know when.
00:09:57 Oh, I can hear you,
00:09:58 but no one else can.
00:10:02 I've gone 10 minutes on time
00:10:05 and I've already run out of material because it is really that
00:10:10 tricky time is just a it's a monstrous.
00:10:15 Okay, So, so we're we, we got to wade into the deep waters.
00:10:20 I'm going to roll up my.
00:10:26 I'm serious.
00:10:29 We refer to time so much.
00:10:31 It's so important
00:10:35 and and yeah, okay.
00:10:37 Here's how the three dimensions of space
00:10:39 line up with time.
00:10:42 Brady said.
00:10:43 Ask me today when I was going to be here.
00:10:46 And here is Brady Studio in his basement, undisclosed location.
00:10:52 Undisclosed location.
00:10:53 But it's got three spatial
00:10:58 points
00:11:00 to triangulate our exact location,
00:11:03 X, Y, and Z and 6 p.m.
00:11:07 Monday night.
00:11:08 The the third dimension.
00:11:11 The third dimension. The fourth dimension for you.
00:11:13 So the three dimensions of space and the one of time.
00:11:17 Here's how space and time worked differently.
00:11:20 Besides, you can move freely through space,
00:11:22 but you seem to only move forward through the board at the speed of time.
00:11:29 And you can't can't even pump the brakes.
00:11:36 And also,
00:11:39 like in physics, quantum
00:11:41 field theory has some beautiful symmetries.
00:11:45 And so to space, when you look out
00:11:48 at the universe, it's
00:11:51 it looks similar Everywhere you look.
00:11:55 It's it's beautiful, but it's weird how homologous it is.
00:12:00 But but the arrow of time
00:12:03 very specifically not symmetrical
00:12:08 because you can
00:12:09 you can cause something to happen in the future, but it doesn't appear
00:12:13 that you can cause something to have have to have happened in the past.
00:12:19 So that's where that symmetry is lost.
00:12:23 Like a lot of things that work like that work like a tree.
00:12:26 Like if you looked at time as a tree, instead of looking at the arrow like that,
00:12:30 looking at a tree and the branches mimic the roots like and
00:12:36 the present is at the ground level,
00:12:39 and then the roots would be the past and the leaves would be the the future.
00:12:43 I'm does not work like that.
00:12:50 Keep going.
00:12:51 I there's other reasons.
00:12:56 It's a slippery bugger.
00:12:59 2020 for different time zones.
00:13:02 Everyone experiences time differently.
00:13:04 We're all traveling at different velocities, coming here that go in there,
00:13:08 slight variations.
00:13:09 The reason GPS works is because of the whole relativity thing
00:13:13 where we could just milliseconds off could be miles off on your GPS.
00:13:18 So all these things need heavy duty
00:13:21 math to calculate it to get local time.
00:13:24 Right.
00:13:25 So with 8 billion people, we've got 8 billion different ways
00:13:29 to experience time.
00:13:33 It is that different.
00:13:37 There's the time zones.
00:13:39 There's more than 24.
00:13:41 How many more?
00:13:44 Well, some of the places don't I was going to say celebrate.
00:13:47 Some of the places don't celebrate time zones.
00:13:49 Okay.
00:13:50 And some places are a half hour.
00:13:53 Oh, yeah. Yeah. I don't know why.
00:13:55 Just be like, fuck you neighbors Newfoundland.
00:13:58 I think I like the American Way for Britain.
00:14:00 P.E.I.
00:14:01 Maybe the system being different than Ohio.
00:14:03 Yeah.
00:14:04 Oh, how about Arizona and Illinois?
00:14:07 The two that don't do Daylight Savings time, which I think is good for them.
00:14:12 That's a rant for today and does have to do with time
00:14:16 and daylight savings time.
00:14:18 I've had it and they're going doing away with it.
00:14:20 I'm glad
00:14:22 they're not going to do away with
00:14:24 Why not that they were going to They say it's for the farmers.
00:14:27 They say it's for the schoolchildren.
00:14:29 Well, guess what said it's so for the farmers and school children and stop,
00:14:34 stop resetting it.
00:14:35 We have the same exact number of hours of light, no matter what time
00:14:40 it says on the clock, that like I said, clocks don't measure time.
00:14:45 They they have a cyclical pattern
00:14:48 and they tick off a
00:14:51 the seconds.
00:14:54 The earth has days,
00:14:55 the Mars has different days, Jupiter has different days.
00:14:59 This is just a local time.
00:15:01 And the clock doesn't express it at all.
00:15:04 It just expresses what it is set to do, which is count
00:15:08 the vibrations, of course, or the selenium.
00:15:12 1:33 a.m.
00:15:13 I getting that element right?
00:15:14 The isotope of the atomic clocks.
00:15:17 You look up atomic clocks and if I did get it
00:15:20 right, then I'm changing it to Celine Dion. 133
00:15:28 What is the use?
00:15:37 How atomic clocks work?
00:15:40 Yeah, it's too small for me to read cesium beam.
00:15:43 Cesium and not 1955.
00:15:46 Still calling it Celine Dion.
00:15:49 Whatever you want.
00:15:51 Thanks.
00:15:51 Words is just like time is to construct,
00:15:57 but when I'm getting somewhere with that.
00:15:59 Okay, good.
00:15:59 But if you actually use a synchronized paired compatibility,
00:16:03 you indicate both a hell of a lot better
00:16:06 people that don't say there isn't time.
00:16:09 Time is only now or time is circular, lovely or
00:16:14 loop de loop.
00:16:15 Remember when anything we all agree on is reality in my opinion.
00:16:19 Remember back in the olden days when in a movie
00:16:23 a racist time or Yes, the races time
00:16:27 when a group of people were about to pull off a heist
00:16:30 or some sort of elaborate scheme, they would synchronize their watches. Yes.
00:16:35 Yeah. Yeah. Time.
00:16:40 Well, yeah,
00:16:41 I think I think we've got pretty accurate timepieces now.
00:16:45 Well, but they're just literally phoning home to the atomic clock.
00:16:48 This your phone screws up all the time Right.
00:16:51 Is corrected by owning to the
00:16:54 the atomic clock server phoning you're using a a noun as a verb
00:16:59 general word that we all agree on to press some type of meaning.
00:17:04 Oh, okay.
00:17:05 We can we all agree that
00:17:09 I, I like this feature here.
00:17:11 Did you notice that example?
00:17:12 Some people say I can see how long I've been talking.
00:17:15 Some people think the angels are just merely phone calls and there's, Oh,
00:17:18 or messengers. It's over here.
00:17:21 The stopwatch. Oh, yeah, Yeah.
00:17:23 You like the little added features for time?
00:17:25 Just love it. Just in case.
00:17:28 Did it did it make did it make it easier for your monologue,
00:17:30 knowing exactly every second passing or harder or impossible?
00:17:35 I rifled through every single bit I had.
00:17:38 What's your feelings on a pot watched?
00:17:41 Oh, does that change?
00:17:43 Time can change can type change.
00:17:44 It takes about 6 minutes.
00:17:46 I've tried it and it and it's the same time every time.
00:17:48 So many questions about your monologue.
00:17:50 You said the time moves forward.
00:17:53 Yeah, I didn't hear you say it.
00:17:54 It moves constantly.
00:17:56 It does. It does. It. It doesn't know.
00:17:58 And why not?
00:18:00 And and it's not even clear to me if time is moving forward.
00:18:04 We're moving through time forward or I don't think we're moving through time.
00:18:08 I was just the mention that we use to point when we move, right?
00:18:13 We're not moving. Time is a move.
00:18:15 You agree?
00:18:15 There's only now you want to hear my logical argument why time doesn't exist.
00:18:21 Yeah, if
00:18:21 you can say it right after I said anything can exist as long as we
00:18:26 you can, we can control the truth.
00:18:29 The truth is not a consensus opinion.
00:18:31 No, it can be.
00:18:33 No. No way.
00:18:34 It can't.
00:18:34 About when to stop or stop or start on a green light.
00:18:37 There's no logic to that. We just all agree.
00:18:40 That's true.
00:18:41 Thank you, Julianne.
00:18:44 The past no longer exist.
00:18:46 The future doesn't exist yet.
00:18:48 The present is simply a barrier between the two with no duration.
00:18:52 Time doesn't exist.
00:18:54 I'm has to. Well, time.
00:18:56 I just.
00:18:57 I just threw out the window all of time.
00:19:00 Do you have to exist?
00:19:01 Do I have to? I'm not a necessary being. No.
00:19:04 You have to exist to be.
00:19:06 Yes. So
00:19:11 I. I am currently.
00:19:14 Currently?
00:19:15 Yeah. What do you mean by that?
00:19:16 I know exactly.
00:19:18 No, I said that's the logical argument.
00:19:20 I don't believe the time doesn't exist.
00:19:22 That's just a logical argument that you can use to dismiss
00:19:26 time as a nonexistent feature or
00:19:30 fortunately for us, facts are not determined on faith.
00:19:33 They're there, whether we believe it or not or understand it or not.
00:19:36 Yeah, And and that's what I've I've come to the realization
00:19:39 I will not grok this.
00:19:43 Sorry. What
00:19:45 Oh words trouble with.
00:19:47 I have. Oh, okay. That was just rock. Rock.
00:19:50 That's from Heinlein Stranger in a Strange Land.
00:19:54 Shakespeare came up with like 20% of all the English words
00:19:57 and then came up with one and it stuck.
00:20:00 And it's grok and it just means understand
00:20:05 now that maybe not.
00:20:06 It just did.
00:20:07 It did the point. And when did it reach me?
00:20:10 Just now that it just did.
00:20:12 Almost every phrase we say, everything, everything refers to time,
00:20:16 somehow refers to time.
00:20:18 And as soon as I get done, saying right now is the present,
00:20:22 it's in the past, not even by the time you went.
00:20:25 Yeah. Yeah.
00:20:26 So all the way over.
00:20:28 Why is it so important that we
00:20:31 determine any other time than now
00:20:34 Oh, o live in the present.
00:20:36 Well, that's.
00:20:37 That's philosophically I meant seriously like that.
00:20:40 My reason is education.
00:20:42 Like you imagine being infantile brand new every moment
00:20:47 and dealing with everyone that was infantile and brand new every moment.
00:20:50 So the past is important because it builds are now.
00:20:52 It sure is.
00:20:53 And we should plan for the predicted future.
00:20:56 Right. Based on both of those.
00:20:58 What is there only three?
00:20:59 Is there only a past or present in a future?
00:21:01 Why do we assume that? Is there anything right and left?
00:21:04 That's an interesting question.
00:21:05 I like the way you ask that.
00:21:07 How about just branching off like there are three dimensions of space?
00:21:10 Why aren't there? Why does time go in every direction?
00:21:13 Why are that?
00:21:14 We've only found three to space, right?
00:21:17 I think vividly about I think in smell and or the like.
00:21:20 But those are never mind
00:21:24 I What if the fourth
00:21:26 dimension of space is just smaller?
00:21:30 What by that
00:21:32 like way smaller opposite of expanding where you might grow
00:21:37 lapsing.
00:21:39 I think shrinking is on purpose.
00:21:41 Oh, okay.
00:21:43 But then by getting smaller or you mean by getting farther away?
00:21:48 Micro Yeah, well, you know how when things get further away,
00:21:51 they look like they're getting smaller.
00:21:54 Imagine shrinking something in your hand and it looks like
00:21:57 it's getting further away, but it's still in your hand.
00:22:02 That's not as deep as I thought it was.
00:22:04 Yeah, I'm going to show my shirt because I'm proud of it.
00:22:10 Mean,
00:22:13 I'm is in the way.
00:22:14 Time is in the way on time is on the shirt.
00:22:18 I think time is a lot that your relationship with time
00:22:21 could be a lot like a surfer is relationship with.
00:22:23 If you could sit there and bitch and argue about it the whole time and say, time
00:22:27 doesn't exist, your job for being late, or you go with the waves.
00:22:30 Go with, Oh, go with a whatever the hell it is.
00:22:34 Let's just all agree what it is think we've done.
00:22:37 Either either my boss finds me charming or I'm so good at my job.
00:22:41 I've never got fired for being late.
00:22:43 And I'm telling you or not,
00:22:46 I use the same lame excuses every time. And.
00:22:50 And they. They.
00:22:52 They really did stop asking me why I'm late.
00:22:54 They just because no one cares.
00:22:56 No one cares. I want to know. I work with people.
00:22:59 Yeah, people work for me. I work for people.
00:23:02 No one cares.
00:23:04 They just want to know when you're going to be able to help them
00:23:06 or if you're going to be able to help them.
00:23:08 Yeah, if you're not, they need to make other arrangements.
00:23:10 No one cares.
00:23:11 The other foot or your toenail, right?
00:23:14 No one cares right
00:23:16 now. Let me late on when
00:23:20 somehow figure out some agreed constraint.
00:23:24 The made up fallacy that you know when you're going to start something.
00:23:27 Yeah.
00:23:28 So even if times are just made up
00:23:31 there is quite useful.
00:23:33 It got me here on time.
00:23:35 Okay.
00:23:37 And that's just one example.
00:23:39 But I think there's 8 billion of us
00:23:41 with 8 billion different senses of time.
00:23:45 My dog has no idea if I've been gone for a half hour or three months.
00:23:52 And adorable.
00:23:53 He's adorable because he greets me like I've been gone forever.
00:23:56 Got my keys, buddy.
00:23:58 Yeah, and he misses me so much.
00:24:04 Oh, yeah.
00:24:05 Dogs are the best.
00:24:08 I always thought they had to do
00:24:11 okay.
00:24:14 Yeah,
00:24:16 it must,
00:24:19 right?
00:24:19 I don't even know how to compare that.
00:24:21 If you don't, I don't.
00:24:23 How do you compare something that you've never lived?
00:24:28 How do you.
00:24:29 Yeah.
00:24:29 How do you compare how you feel now as opposed to how you would have felt
00:24:33 now if you hadn't eaten breakfast.
00:24:37 If I meant like, how do you compare dogs time to your time when you can't even
00:24:40 when some days go by quick some?
00:24:43 Well,
00:24:45 from my understanding and my constraints, time is pretty constant.
00:24:49 X-Y-Z space where I am in the universe right now.
00:24:52 You give me the twins paradox.
00:24:57 Talk about
00:25:01 higher altitude.
00:25:02 Oh, yeah.
00:25:03 Well, that's that's why they have the Minnesota Twins
00:25:07 Twins Paradox.
00:25:10 Basically, one stays on earth and one travels really fast.
00:25:13 A large fraction of the speed of light.
00:25:16 All right, Say that again.
00:25:17 I know it's recorded, but I didn't hear it.
00:25:18 Oh, okay, I'll say it again.
00:25:20 One of the twins stays here on Earth, and the other one jumps
00:25:23 in a spaceship and travels a large fraction of the speed of light.
00:25:27 Are they wearing watches or how do they how do they determine the what?
00:25:32 The dumb thing is?
00:25:34 They they look at each other through a telescope
00:25:37 which requires light, which travels at the speed of light.
00:25:40 And if they can see each other the whole time, that's where the paradox arises, is
00:25:44 they're watching each other for the exact same duration
00:25:47 and one of them ages 20 years and the other earlier age is five.
00:25:51 Well, and we've also
00:25:53 like just the observation changes the results.
00:25:56 Oh, tell the telescope could be the key there.
00:26:00 Yeah.
00:26:01 So I don't need to read all this you just summarized.
00:26:03 I did.
00:26:06 But, you know, Einstein told us that if you travel a large fraction,
00:26:09 the speed of light, I want to know why you'll age slower.
00:26:14 Care.
00:26:18 Is it because they're farther away from this book?
00:26:21 I like.
00:26:22 I like the tick tock.
00:26:23 Tick tock. Okay.
00:26:25 Imagine the tick tock. Okay.
00:26:27 That's how a clock works. And it's not okay.
00:26:30 Understand me?
00:26:31 I'm not saying a clock measures time.
00:26:34 I a clock does something.
00:26:36 No, no, it does not. Right.
00:26:37 It does not synchronize with time
00:26:41 constant.
00:26:42 It's it's.
00:26:45 It's touch doesn't measure anything.
00:26:48 It, it just has.
00:26:50 No, it doesn't. The ruler measure distance.
00:26:54 Okay. Yes.
00:26:55 I mean, are we taught. What are we talking here?
00:26:56 We're not even real. The Matrix. So. No, no, no, no, no. Okay.
00:26:59 I seriously don't know what you mean.
00:27:00 I'm not being a comic book clock just repeats
00:27:05 a cyclical tick tock, tick tock, tick tock.
00:27:09 Does a ruler every foot
00:27:11 argument doesn't hold water to me.
00:27:13 And maybe because it's my fault,
00:27:16 I seriously don't understand.
00:27:17 Oh, okay.
00:27:18 Absolutely. As a measurement.
00:27:19 Okay, so a ruler has
00:27:22 a record we could do, you know, one centimeter make?
00:27:25 No, no. We're to do an imperial measurement.
00:27:28 Okay, so 1212 inches on this ruler.
00:27:31 And and I'm measuring my pinkie and it comes out four and three quarters.
00:27:35 You just said I'm measuring my pinkie measuring. Right.
00:27:39 And that that comes out four and three, eight inches.
00:27:43 Do you want to have another podcast?
00:27:45 Yes. When do you want.
00:27:47 Next Monday. Six.
00:27:49 Hmm. How do we determine the length from here to there?
00:27:52 Um, I think.
00:27:55 Are we going to guess?
00:27:56 I could I could give you a pretty good estimate.
00:27:58 We use a ruler.
00:27:59 Okay? We could use grommets.
00:28:02 We need some. What?
00:28:03 How about if we break it up into increments
00:28:05 and use that to measure it? Yeah.
00:28:07 Can we call them grommets? I don't.
00:28:09 It doesn't matter what you call the words are just an agreed thing.
00:28:11 Just like time. Right.
00:28:13 But it doesn't mean it doesn't exist.
00:28:15 Okay?
00:28:15 Doesn't mean it isn't a measurement time.
00:28:17 Absolutely.
00:28:18 So here's my client.
00:28:19 One time broken down, are used to measure gaps.
00:28:22 Yeah. Between where you are in space.
00:28:24 I would love to argue with you, but you're stupid.
00:28:27 Tick tock, tick. I can't argue with that.
00:28:29 No, no, I'm kidding.
00:28:30 I make jokes.
00:28:31 I'm trying to explain to you why the time dilation can't just be mean
00:28:35 and then say it's a joke. Man.
00:28:36 My feelings are hurt. We need to address this.
00:28:39 Okay? You're.
00:28:42 You're feel is totally nerve.
00:28:46 Now, I'm going to get in trouble for that no more.
00:28:48 My wife tells me. Stop. She.
00:28:51 She drives the school bus for special needs students,
00:28:55 and I call them students with special needs.
00:28:57 They want to be identified as a student like everyone else with the right
00:29:00 with special needs.
00:29:01 Okay, Children with autism now. Okay.
00:29:03 But what I call them today, those I get that look, children
00:29:08 that lick windows children there's still not window lickers.
00:29:12 Okay, let me show you the tick tock. Ready?
00:29:15 Watch my finger.
00:29:16 Tick tock, tick tock. Okay. No, this is all I thought.
00:29:18 You going to do something about the help?
00:29:21 Pull my fingers, my finger?
00:29:22 No, no, no.
00:29:23 Remember last week?
00:29:24 The ball, my finger, my all, our only magic trick?
00:29:26 We pulled it off anyway, so.
00:29:28 Tick tock, tick tock. Right.
00:29:30 That's the person on Earth
00:29:33 now, the person going
00:29:36 through space with with the same atomic clock.
00:29:39 They've two identical atomic clocks, the twin on earth as tick tock, tick tock.
00:29:43 It's not moving right there on earth,
00:29:46 which is still spinning and all that fun stuff.
00:29:48 So they are traveling, but not 60% of the speed of light.
00:29:52 Like like the other twin is now.
00:29:54 So that clock is still going Tick tock, tick tock.
00:29:57 But it's gone. Tick, tock, tick, tock.
00:29:59 You see the difference between the the distance
00:30:02 between tick tock, tick tock, and tick tock.
00:30:04 Tick tock
00:30:06 could be longer, longer correct.
00:30:09 Time dilation is spread out.
00:30:12 He has more line than an eye.
00:30:14 Yes, more lines. Stupid people.
00:30:16 I can relate to Stupid people.
00:30:18 My gift is I can communicate with stupid people.
00:30:20 Now you understand what I'm saying?
00:30:23 No, I don't get it. But. But.
00:30:26 But you.
00:30:29 But you are.
00:30:30 So. So can I.
00:30:31 If you go to space. Yes. Forget the numbers.
00:30:36 Do you actually
00:30:37 age different or is it just. I'm
00:30:41 both. Both. Both. You're.
00:30:42 You're both one the same.
00:30:44 You're aging exactly as the time he says.
00:30:48 I mean, I'll still be this hands on I even though you made the longer
00:30:51 I still do that work, I guess I,
00:30:56 I really that tick tock thing really explains.
00:31:00 It does. But
00:31:05 are you so even if because I've heard even if you go
00:31:07 just a little bit more altitude, even if you were on a plane, it's my newt.
00:31:10 But it's.
00:31:11 Yeah, why why is it's
00:31:16 Oh, gravity, gravity, gravity slowing it down.
00:31:19 Gravity slows down time.
00:31:20 Why are we don't know space.
00:31:23 It could curved space time is an curve.
00:31:25 Curved spacetime not really curved spacetime
00:31:28 like curved curved in space.
00:31:31 Does that make it? It's a field erred line would be longer.
00:31:34 The field.
00:31:35 Imagine a rubber sheet and you plop the earth down
00:31:38 or a bowling ball and it bends the shape, bends the sheet.
00:31:42 So as you get closer to it, it gets curved.
00:31:46 It's like there be more.
00:31:50 Yeah, more tick tock, tick tock.
00:31:53 Then it would be longer, longer it be closer, faster.
00:31:56 If you're closer to, you know, you're you're in the longer
00:32:00 you're part of the longer which means you're aging slower.
00:32:06 Okay, How about this?
00:32:08 Go, go visit a black hole for just a minute.
00:32:12 Just a minute and come back and it's a hundred years later.
00:32:17 I'm not kidding you.
00:32:20 You go too close to gravity.
00:32:21 Well, and your time slows down a dilates
00:32:26 so much that you come back.
00:32:28 Everybody you knew is dead and you're talking to your great grandkids
00:32:33 or real.
00:32:34 I better be some kind of counseling before you do that.
00:32:37 You huge gravity wells and very high speeds is theoretical.
00:32:42 Or do these things exist
00:32:44 in Until recently they had
00:32:47 not seen them and they finally found them until recently.
00:32:51 A recently, I'm right is it everything?
00:32:55 Everything's time related? I'll be there when I can.
00:32:57 So let's just hurry up for a moment.
00:32:59 Considerable time without air
00:33:03 synchronized time.
00:33:04 Yeah.
00:33:05 Would it be paradise?
00:33:06 Would it be a nightmare?
00:33:08 Oh, or somewhere in between.
00:33:10 Nothing would change or.
00:33:11 No, no, I didn't say that. I gave three apps.
00:33:14 I gave options.
00:33:15 I know.
00:33:16 And if we had the same time,
00:33:20 that's how we thought the universe worked.
00:33:22 When did time start?
00:33:24 It worked.
00:33:26 World Hall Now you've opened up a can of worms in podcasts.
00:33:31 Infinite Talk about it, Infinite.
00:33:33 Take the worms outside.
00:33:34 No, no, we're busting out the worms right here.
00:33:38 If the time in the past makes the present arbitrary,
00:33:44 it doesn't.
00:33:45 If we're trying to somehow synchronize
00:33:47 so we can all start a podcast and watch it at the same time.
00:33:51 Well, that's why I like it.
00:33:53 It's much more reassuring to know that the Big Bang started time where
00:33:57 I can have infinite infinite time in the future.
00:34:00 That was shared a scientific answer
00:34:02 because you said that, like people just assume it started with the Big Bang.
00:34:06 Yeah, that's the best working theory we have that like a egotistical man,
00:34:10 point of view person, human of view, man, point
00:34:14 and point and bare pig point.
00:34:19 I mean, it's kind of the same, right?
00:34:20 Yeah.
00:34:21 Plus, no, I don't know.
00:34:22 It's not allowed, so.
00:34:24 Sounds good.
00:34:25 It started with,
00:34:25 but if it was infinite
00:34:27 and all the stretching and the gravity, if there was no gravity, there was nothing.
00:34:31 Not even possibilities. Was there time?
00:34:34 Was there Time
00:34:36 are no the answers.
00:34:38 No time is a possibility.
00:34:40 Anything happening at all? Remember we went through that?
00:34:42 Yeah. Yeah, Amazingly wonderfully.
00:34:44 Yeah, that was our best.
00:34:45 What if a tree falls in the woods
00:34:48 on? Does it take
00:34:51 for the sound to hit you?
00:34:53 I don't know.
00:34:55 Does it matter?
00:34:58 So. So when?
00:34:59 So you don't think time started?
00:35:00 Time just was
00:35:03 as I asked.
00:35:04 One time started so scientifically, when I started doing the research,
00:35:07 I thought time arose like the ID like
00:35:12 sprung out of existence.
00:35:14 Now I'm not so sure.
00:35:17 Now I don't I can't, I can't tell you.
00:35:20 It's got no substance and it's okay.
00:35:22 Not to know, right?
00:35:23 I guess as we all agree, what it started 36
00:35:26 minutes ago, it changes with velocity.
00:35:29 And so then the Big Bang would have definitely affected its beat.
00:35:34 I don't know the right word to say.
00:35:35 It's I think as we get closer to understanding gravitational waves,
00:35:38 we're going to get closer understanding time,
00:35:46 no gravitational waves.
00:35:47 We just we just finally detected like
00:35:51 it took like two black holes colliding for us to get a blip.
00:35:55 I have to do with time, of course,
00:35:58 how gravity dilates.
00:36:01 I all the time.
00:36:04 This time?
00:36:05 Yes, all the time. How do you know
00:36:08 it's consistent?
00:36:12 I do have a half time request.
00:36:16 I Not yet, man.
00:36:18 I know. Like. So tell me that. Really.
00:36:20 When do you think?
00:36:21 When time started in synthesis, when the Big Bang occurred,
00:36:25 let's call it 13.4 billion years ago.
00:36:27 Could be infinite.
00:36:29 Could be never, could be, can't be infinite.
00:36:31 And I'll tell you why.
00:36:33 Now it doesn't exist in an infinite endless
00:36:38 now only now exist
00:36:43 that now is the time
00:36:45 difficult enough without throwing infinity in there.
00:36:48 I'm is not difficult. It is. It's not.
00:36:51 Then you're not thinking about it is is walking difficult?
00:36:55 Yes. If
00:36:56 you just say time to me, that's the equivalent to walking gymnast.
00:36:59 This is difficult and you need to figure it out.
00:37:02 Yeah, but also, at what level
00:37:04 are you referring to time Do did you time or did you.
00:37:08 I'm now God, I have all the all knowing almighty knowledge I can manipulate time.
00:37:12 Is that what you're you're referring to knowing time
00:37:14 as being able to manipulate it somehow or control?
00:37:16 Just describe it to me in four words.
00:37:19 It's when you be.
00:37:24 I accept your answer.
00:37:26 Okay.
00:37:29 My request for half time is if you look up
00:37:34 time, there's this guy
00:37:36 in a yellow shirt and an ugly tie and
00:37:40 and he's got the same credentials, none whatsoever.
00:37:44 And tastic.
00:37:45 So good. I could give.
00:37:50 That's why
00:37:54 a feature of
00:37:55 the When was the first clock
00:37:59 marked Doesn't measure time doesn't matter.
00:38:01 Well first, what does a clock do?
00:38:04 I would go sandile
00:38:07 and I'll or sundial Sundial or
00:38:11 hourglass.
00:38:13 I was combining hourglass and sundial
00:38:16 and I got and dial the
00:38:20 this is me marking.
00:38:22 Agreeing on time is different than just a timer.
00:38:26 I think the first person that said, Don, I'm going to kill you.
00:38:30 And they paused for a moment and went, one, two, three, or whatever.
00:38:33 ABC or Green Orange.
00:38:35 That was the first timer.
00:38:39 It's Chris the Brain Chapter five.
00:38:41 What is time?
00:38:44 It's Chris.
00:38:45 Chris the Brain. Chapter five. What is time?
00:38:47 20 minutes for the
00:38:50 okay.
00:38:56 Oh, crap.
00:39:02 This guy and I had it wrong.
00:39:04 He's got those fat guy, weird facial hair, brown shirt, yellow tie.
00:39:11 Chris the brain.
00:39:17 Now chapter five.
00:39:18 What is time?
00:39:21 Because I watched all my favorite physicist.
00:39:24 I watched Sean Carroll do it.
00:39:26 I watched it.
00:39:29 All his jokes are great. Watch the jokes.
00:39:31 Two and a half hours.
00:39:32 You want a special part?
00:39:35 They'll beginning.
00:39:39 So how do I determine the beginning?
00:39:42 However long it takes you to finish this.
00:39:45 And for anyone, we need some kind of constraint.
00:39:48 You want to agree on something? Yep.
00:39:50 When I get back. Oh oh 18 go on.
00:39:52 But I don't agree with that because if you use a sandile well, 11 minutes.
00:40:01 When do we when do we have so many question me 14 minutes.
00:40:04 You agree that it's a whole conspiracy?
00:40:06 There's a whole group of people that think time is a conspiracy
00:40:08 by the industrial complex.
00:40:10 Yeah.
00:40:10 To get the farmers to work more because basically even just a few like
00:40:15 to get more harvest seasons 50 years
00:40:16 or a hundred years ago we were everybody was salaried.
00:40:19 Yeah. You had a job to do, you got paid for that job.
00:40:21 And then one day some rich
00:40:24 said, Wait a minute,
00:40:26 I think I'm getting ripped off.
00:40:28 So he they they determine hourly labor.
00:40:31 They think that that's this I listen to this woman.
00:40:33 I wish I'll find it if I can.
00:40:34 She talked for an hour trying to tell people that
00:40:38 industrial people invented time
00:40:41 in like 1920.
00:40:44 Well, I always pay them nothing.
00:40:46 Nothing to see here.
00:40:47 So in 1990
00:40:50 or time was invented, there was a utopian world
00:40:52 that everyone just did what they wanted when they needed it
00:40:55 or not, when they needed it, when you know, when it was needed.
00:40:58 I thought I said some harebrained concepts.
00:41:00 That is. Hillary had blue hair.
00:41:03 Oh, no.
00:41:04 When If you'll notice, my drink is always brown.
00:41:07 And the the creamier, the whiter, the color, the more drinky it is.
00:41:11 The color drink.
00:41:16 You've taken a break yet, or no.
00:41:18 Oh, you're not.
00:41:19 Yeah. Hit jokes are good.
00:41:20 His jokes are good.
00:41:22 I wanted to start with a series of jokes.
00:41:23 He did exactly what I wanted to do.
00:41:25 Watch it. Hit it. You.
00:41:26 I should appreciate this, because every time we do this, we lose manana.
00:41:33 That word.
00:41:33 You get paid. You don't get paid.
00:41:35 That's sorry.
00:41:36 That's not why we do it.
00:41:39 I keep trying to push play on the obvious
00:41:45 here.
00:41:45 There you go.
00:41:46 No, that's not good.
00:41:49 Oh, you're late.
00:41:51 It's about time.
00:41:54 I hope you're schedules thing because this is going looping some time.
00:41:58 I had to say What time?
00:42:00 It's science time.
00:42:03 It's love. This guy. This is taking off.
00:42:05 I just discovered him. He's my favorite
00:42:09 Chapter five.
00:42:11 What is time the person?
00:42:12 Because another person who does what I exactly what I want to do better
00:42:16 than I can.
00:42:21 In this chapter, we are going to take the dimensional concepts
00:42:25 we've been building on to answer the question what is time?
00:42:30 This answer will include the following
00:42:32 Why is time only move forward?
00:42:35 Why this time we're having a break?
00:42:37 I just don't know. One speed or velocity. Here's a fun one.
00:42:40 Why Inertia is a property of time.
00:42:42 The relationship between see and time.
00:42:46 A better answer to the twin paradox.
00:42:48 I'm looking forward to that one.
00:42:50 Can we time travel spoilers?
00:42:52 No, but the fun part is why what anti-gravity really is
00:42:57 Why wormholes don't exist and how understanding
00:43:01 time as a dimension will enable us to travel faster than light.
00:43:07 Now it
00:43:08 should go without saying this is called chapter five for a reason.
00:43:11 It follows chapters one through four, which I did in a previous video.
00:43:15 It is linked to below in the description.
00:43:18 If you don't have the patience to go and watch that video before watching this one,
00:43:22 at least, please be aware that we will cover several things
00:43:25 that probably won't make any sense to you at all,
00:43:28 especially an extra for spatial dimension.
00:43:31 We were able w from our last video,
00:43:34 However, I can't stop you, so feel free to watch this one,
00:43:37 but please go watch the other one before leaving any confused comments
00:43:42 after my last video.
00:43:43 A lot of people have expressed some incredulity that someone who seems
00:43:48 to spend their life mostly marketing, is doing a video on science.
00:43:52 That's right.
00:43:53 For those of you who didn't look it up, marketing is my day job, but
00:43:58 I do think I really have something to offer here,
00:44:00 not just on the science side, but because I'm going to tell you that
00:44:04 part of the problem we've had with physics and understanding the world around us
00:44:09 is a branding problem, or at the very least a semantic problem.
00:44:14 The language that we use to talk about time greatly influences our thinking
00:44:19 of what time is and when we bring all of that baggage into science with us.
00:44:25 It leads us to some really strange conclusions.
00:44:28 Time has become a kind of conceptual spaghetti that prevents us
00:44:33 from really honing in on it and figuring out what exactly it is.
00:44:37 And if there is something I am traditionally qualified to address.
00:44:41 It is language, semantics and the science of perception.
00:44:46 So before we get to the physics of time, we're going to take a minute
00:44:51 to visit my other video format to address the language of time.
00:44:56 Chris, take it away.
00:45:01 Season
00:45:03 Closing time.
00:45:07 Hello and welcome to Words Matter.
00:45:10 This is the show where we talk about words and how we abuse them.
00:45:14 Today's word is time.
00:45:17 Time is a word central to the human experience.
00:45:22 But because that time is both a practical word,
00:45:26 but also a form of expression and communication.
00:45:29 We attach emotions to it.
00:45:31 Feelings.
00:45:33 For example, you are wasting my time.
00:45:36 I had a really great time.
00:45:39 I don't have the time for this.
00:45:41 Well, it's about time.
00:45:43 That was well worth the time.
00:45:45 How many times do I have to tell you?
00:45:48 As you can see, time lives in our head in a way that's analogous to a feeling
00:45:54 or even a resource like food or money or even energy.
00:45:59 But even when we use the word time in more practical ways,
00:46:03 time works as a catchall for many different concepts.
00:46:07 We think of history as time,
00:46:10 like the classic sophomore debate.
00:46:13 If you could go back in time and kill baby Hitler, would you?
00:46:17 Or you could eat your cue.
00:46:19 Wait a minute. Babies can't grow mustaches.
00:46:22 We assign our memories as a measure of time.
00:46:26 For example, I remember it like it was yesterday
00:46:30 as we tried to ponder or predict things that will happen.
00:46:34 We assign that to time. Hmm.
00:46:37 I don't think that's going to happen for some time.
00:46:39 We even assign an element of luck to time.
00:46:44 Boy, you made it right in the nick of time.
00:46:47 Or, hey, your timing on that was really lucky.
00:46:50 The way we think about is also influenced by our culture.
00:46:56 For example, here in the West, we think of the future
00:47:00 as in front of us and the past as behind us.
00:47:05 But in some cultures,
00:47:08 the future is behind you because you can't see it.
00:47:13 And the past is in front of you because you can't see it.
00:47:17 And remember what happened.
00:47:19 For most of us in some cultures,
00:47:22 remembering the past is important or even sacred.
00:47:27 And in other cultures, letting go of the past and.
00:47:32 Forgetting about the past is the key to inner peace or spiritual freedom.
00:47:37 And in some cultures, the goal of a healthy mental
00:47:41 and spiritual life is to always be present in the moment.
00:47:46 Some of us live entirely in the future, thinking only about tomorrow.
00:47:51 What's going to happen next, or what we'll get someday.
00:47:54 Or, you know, sitting in our desk for years and years just pondering retirement.
00:47:58 How we perceive time depends on our values,
00:48:02 our culture, our background, our language and our upbringing.
00:48:07 For example,
00:48:08 in American
00:48:09 culture, we even like to say time is money.
00:48:12 The truth is, even scientists have fallen into this trap
00:48:18 around time in discussions about what time is and how time works.
00:48:23 They've often struggled to isolate
00:48:26 what the meaning of time is.
00:48:29 And I don't mean the meaning of time.
00:48:30 Like, what's the meaning of time?
00:48:31 I mean the definition they're applying to time when they talk about it.
00:48:35 For example, there is the expression the arrow of time,
00:48:39 where we assume time is traveling in a straight line
00:48:42 forward from the past to the present to the future.
00:48:45 Some physicists think time is defined by entropy
00:48:50 because it's a predictable pattern, a physical phenomenon that we can predict.
00:48:55 We know what's going to happen with certain things over time.
00:48:59 Another principle we assign to time is causality.
00:49:03 The fact that
00:49:05 certain things can only happen if they're caused by other things.
00:49:09 And those things have to happen in a strict sequence.
00:49:13 One thing causes another.
00:49:15 Another property that we assign the time is the idea of a timeline.
00:49:20 The idea that everything that's ever happened
00:49:22 is somehow recorded on a mystical string of causality
00:49:27 that just continues through the universe, that we can hop back at any point.
00:49:31 And this assumption is so strong.
00:49:32 It's the basis for most of our sci fi TV shows and movies.
00:49:36 A plot line, by the way, I am incredibly tired of, but we use time.
00:49:41 Most importantly and most tangibly as a form of measurement.
00:49:46 There are so many things that we compare to and measure against time,
00:49:51 and that's what makes it just feel so tangible and so real.
00:49:54 But the biggest mystery in science, however, is that we have learned
00:49:58 that time is relative and it changes from perspective
00:50:01 to perspective, and that is very confusing.
00:50:04 So if someone were to have an in-depth discussion of time,
00:50:10 let's say, relating to a scientific theory,
00:50:13 I would begin by asking the question,
00:50:15 What time are we talking about?
00:50:18 The answer to that question is beyond my purview.
00:50:21 After all, I'm just a cunning linguist.
00:50:25 I will leave that question to the other Chris,
00:50:27 who is currently pretending to be a scientist.
00:50:30 So that's it. Today, four words matter.
00:50:33 And remember, always try to use words. Good.
00:50:35 Back to you, Chris. Thanks, Chris. Think
00:50:40 so? Like Chris
00:50:41 said, we're going to start this video by narrowing down
00:50:44 the definitions we're going to use on time for most of the presentation.
00:50:48 So let me take a minute to define what we're talking about.
00:50:52 We are going to refer to time under the following definitions.
00:50:56 It is a form of measurement by which we compare relative motion.
00:51:00 It is a dimension,
00:51:02 and we're going to include in that definition the concept of causality.
00:51:06 One thing have to happen having to happen before another.
00:51:09 So all that stuff you just heard the other Chris talk about,
00:51:12 I want you to take all that and put it in a bucket and we'll get to that later.
00:51:16 To begin answering the question, what is time?
00:51:19 Let's take a minute and revisit what we know about time.
00:51:23 So just like in the last video, we're going to start
00:51:26 by reviewing what is accepted science today.
00:51:29 And we're going to have the return of the labeling system.
00:51:33 So you can see as we flip between accepted science,
00:51:36 where again, I'm just telling you what is currently accepted science,
00:51:39 please don't argue with me about the accepted science part in the comments.
00:51:44 Take that up with academia and then we will switch to the science
00:51:48 theory part or, you know, the part where I'm bringing my hypothesis to this.
00:51:52 Okay, so keep your eye on that. Okay.
00:51:55 Current science concept number one.
00:51:57 Time is relative.
00:51:59 Time is always measured relative to something else.
00:52:03 For example, we measured days by the earth turning
00:52:08 and we break days up into hours, hours into minutes, minutes
00:52:12 in the seconds, which we then do things like set our clocks by.
00:52:16 And so our watches by. And we use gears to track that.
00:52:19 We measure years
00:52:21 by the Earth's orbit around the sun, and we use that to create
00:52:25 calendars and dates and all those kind of things.
00:52:29 All of this time is dependent on the relative motion of other objects.
00:52:33 Even a gear less watch uses
00:52:37 oscillating crystals to keep track of time.
00:52:41 There's no way to track time without something moving.
00:52:45 Point number two time changes with velocity.
00:52:49 This is one of the main consequences
00:52:52 of special relativity, but should be noted to a certain extent
00:52:55 already existed with Cowley and Relativity.
00:52:57 The faster we move through space,
00:53:01 the slower we move through time.
00:53:03 The slower we move through space, the faster move through time.
00:53:08 This relationship is one of the core principles of modern day physics.
00:53:13 This has led some scientists to think that if something is traveling
00:53:19 the speed of light, it then would experience no time at all.
00:53:23 But we'll get to that later.
00:53:26 Point number three objects at different speeds experience time differently.
00:53:30 So this is very related to the point number two.
00:53:34 But this
00:53:36 is shown in what we call the Minkowski space time diagram.
00:53:40 We covered this a bit in the last video and in the Minkowski space time equation.
00:53:46 If you remember from the first video,
00:53:49 the purpose of the graph in the equation
00:53:51 is to help us measure if two events can influence each other.
00:53:54 So that's causal.
00:53:57 We measured their space
00:53:58 time distance, which isn't just how far apart they are, but
00:54:02 based on their motion and their movement in relationship to each.
00:54:06 Is there enough time for one event to influence the other?
00:54:08 Even if it was moving at the speed of light?
00:54:11 It also helps us calculate time dilation.
00:54:14 So this brings us to the twin paradox,
00:54:17 one of the most discussed
00:54:20 thought experiments when it comes to special relativity.
00:54:23 Lots of videos on YouTube about it.
00:54:25 And for those
00:54:26 of you who may not know, here's a little bit about how it works.
00:54:29 We're going to have two people starting at the same place.
00:54:33 One person is going to travel in a spaceship
00:54:37 from Earth to the nearest star, a distance of about four light years away
00:54:42 at a speed of about 80, the speed of light during this trip.
00:54:47 Each of these people have incredibly powerful telescopes with amazing powers.
00:54:51 Just follow along. Please don't get too picky here.
00:54:54 And the point is, they can each see each other during the trip
00:54:59 as the person
00:55:01 looks out from the spaceship to the person Earth,
00:55:04 they appear to be moving faster while the person on earth looking at
00:55:09 telescope to the person in the spaceship, they appear to be moving slower.
00:55:14 I don't mean the spaceship. I mean the person in the spaceship.
00:55:16 They appear to be moving a little bit in slow motion.
00:55:18 So the person staying on earth in mission control
00:55:22 to them, this trip is going to take about ten years.
00:55:25 However, the amount of time, as measured on the ship's clocks
00:55:29 and the aging of the travelers during their trip will be reduced by a factor.
00:55:32 According to the Lawrence transformation.
00:55:35 So because they're traveling 80% speed of light,
00:55:38 the trip takes six years for them, but it appears to take ten years on Earth.
00:55:42 So bottom line, when the rocket ship gets back to Earth,
00:55:45 the person rocket ship has only age six years,
00:55:48 but the person on earth is age ten years and looks a bit older.
00:55:51 It was a very stressful ten years.
00:55:53 Now, this mental experiment is something we have confirmed.
00:55:57 It is tested.
00:55:58 We know that this effect happens.
00:56:00 Now, obviously, we haven't tested it by traveling to a star,
00:56:03 but we've tested it on smaller scales.
00:56:05 If this concept is new to you or you're feeling incredulous, please
00:56:09 look in the description as I have videos that go in much more detail.
00:56:12 Incredulous. The Twin Paradox.
00:56:15 The point of me bringing it up in this video
00:56:18 and covering it again is to point out a couple of things.
00:56:22 But the first one we're going to start out with is a problem
00:56:25 with this mental experiment that I've never seen anyone address
00:56:29 and it stuck out.
00:56:29 What do you think of Chris Green's video so far?
00:56:32 Skip to this and that is it.
00:56:34 And they can see each other.
00:56:36 Give them do hold on.
00:56:37 Just think about that for a minute.
00:56:40 The man who. Think about that for a minute.
00:56:42 And the man who traveled only ten years.
00:56:44 They can see each other now.
00:56:47 This is not the paradox or the official paradox of the twin paradox.
00:56:51 We'll to that later. Don't worry. I'll cover it.
00:56:53 But this to me is the more interesting problem,
00:56:55 because that is not how we think of time with our current understanding of time.
00:57:01 I think of time.
00:57:01 Very little understanding of time.
00:57:04 I think of it very little.
00:57:05 You can't even talk about time without mentioning time in another sense.
00:57:09 People in the past or in the future, as I talked about earlier,
00:57:11 for example, Abraham Lincoln, what will I be talking about later?
00:57:14 Him Not without a shovel,
00:57:19 is it now?
00:57:23 So there is no baseline
00:57:26 objective time?
00:57:31 No, there is not baseline.
00:57:38 You don't measure that.
00:57:39 That's a human construct.
00:57:43 That's the part That's a human construct.
00:57:45 What is the why?
00:57:46 Why is this What is this ridiculous notion that a human construct isn't something
00:57:51 we make all kinds of stuff that pyramids not real,
00:57:55 that we build the pyramids?
00:57:58 Who build the pyramids? Okay.
00:57:59 The pyramids were constructed this week on
00:58:01 the pyramids were constructed was my point.
00:58:04 Not by who
00:58:06 I am, if it's constructed, doesn't make it
00:58:08 any less real.
00:58:11 Right?
00:58:11 If we built it in order to identify the thing that we can't,
00:58:15 how many glob bits?
00:58:18 You know what?
00:58:19 I would wish I knew another.
00:58:20 Like I'm frustrating or be more blue blue people or blue blue.
00:58:26 Repeating what I said
00:58:27 doesn't necessarily understand it and saying it slower.
00:58:30 What's that comedian now?
00:58:32 Because never, never can answer.
00:58:34 You can't speak a language.
00:58:35 What do people typically do when you're in? You can't understand.
00:58:38 They slow it down.
00:58:39 Oh, or louder neighbor, his
00:58:43 neighbor.
00:58:45 You know what I'm saying?
00:58:47 I like saying tough words like grab a water.
00:58:50 Australopithecines.
00:58:53 Australopithecines.
00:58:55 So usually I go the Greeks, then Newton, then Einstein.
00:58:59 Then Hawking is stepping stones to explain stuff.
00:59:02 And that's that's actually a good way to go with this time stuff.
00:59:07 The arrow of time only goes in one direction.
00:59:12 It's it gets prickly if you start pulling back the
00:59:18 so so there is this the asymmetry of time
00:59:22 that there is no baseline objective time that we can all agree on
00:59:30 tells us that it's
00:59:31 it's quite different than the other three facial mentions
00:59:37 but it is still a dimension through which we travel in the black universe.
00:59:41 The view from know when
00:59:43 is a good model to look at
00:59:49 the world,
00:59:50 the universe as we understand it, as if it was stacked up
00:59:54 series of frames from a movie or a comic strip
00:59:57 or animated series.
01:00:03 But it doesn't get us any closer
01:00:05 to understanding time, the arrow of time, the nature of time,
01:00:10 where it comes from and how it exists.
01:00:16 And Brady's back.
01:00:17 He bought
01:00:18 the boy.
01:00:21 Last couple of weeks I've been watching this guy,
01:00:24 this whistleblower, and this is off topic, by the way.
01:00:28 He came out and said there's extra dimensional beings and he
01:00:34 just got he was the
01:00:36 editor of something in the Pentagon
01:00:39 where he investigated
01:00:42 UAP phenomenon.
01:00:45 I just said PIN number,
01:00:49 unidentified aerial phenomenon phenomenon.
01:00:53 But he's in I don't know.
01:00:55 He said that we have recovered craft that were not built by humans
01:01:00 on this planet.
01:01:01 But he was pretty specific not to say they were extraterrestrial.
01:01:06 He kind of suggests that they were extra dimensional.
01:01:12 And I've been watching and watching to scene,
01:01:14 like if he's the real deal,
01:01:19 I don't it's
01:01:24 I think
01:01:25 is part of a plan
01:01:27 to slowly trickle out some information
01:01:32 and I don't know what
01:01:34 but I didn't want to talk about it because I didn't know what to make.
01:01:37 Now that I don't know what to make of it, I just wanted to mention it
01:01:40 on the podcast because it is of interest.
01:01:43 So is the the little
01:01:46 what's her name?
01:01:47 Gretchen Whitmer.
01:01:48 What she signed into law in Michigan.
01:01:52 I heard of the $10,000 fine for using the wrong pronoun.
01:01:57 Am I misinformed?
01:01:59 Yeah.
01:02:00 It's not actually that it's it's open for interpretation
01:02:03 and a stretch to that, but it's basically expanding.
01:02:06 Anything that has to do with immigrants.
01:02:08 Like you can't say, go back to the boat or get on the boat.
01:02:11 You can go back home.
01:02:13 There are actually Michigan laws that that's an it a hate crime over
01:02:16 regular crime.
01:02:18 They just extended that instead of just my
01:02:20 I said immigrants.
01:02:23 Migrants. Yeah, immigrants.
01:02:25 Yeah.
01:02:26 It expanded that to the LGBTQ.
01:02:28 I'm a foreigner to LGBTQ community just got some added
01:02:32 you are TV rights that that somehow says are not already included in the
01:02:37 constitution which they lost me on that because if they're a human being.
01:02:42 Mm hmm.
01:02:43 The Constitution doesn't give any rights.
01:02:45 It's just kind of.
01:02:48 I want people to refer to me by the royal.
01:02:50 We that.
01:02:54 Oh, you, I you haven't met us.
01:02:57 We deserve respect.
01:03:00 We are fladge
01:03:03 the royal we
01:03:06 13.8 billion years ago.
01:03:10 That that's what she said.
01:03:11 13 point something said 13.4.
01:03:14 Got it wrong.
01:03:16 That ball.
01:03:17 Oh how do you know you got it wrong.
01:03:19 Maybe I'm right and all the scientists are wrong.
01:03:21 Oh, there's no time. Then what? What's?
01:03:23 Oh, I was measuring Colombia.
01:03:25 What's in half a billion if there's years of.
01:03:27 Right.
01:03:28 No, I was doing it by Mercury years.
01:03:30 There's only now
01:03:32 when did time begin to exist.
01:03:34 Oh, 14 billion years ago of approximately
01:03:40 what happened before time existed.
01:03:45 That's where paradoxes arise.
01:03:49 Yes. Thanks.
01:03:50 Crickets
01:03:53 did time
01:03:54 it space and time appear with the big Bang.
01:03:57 Such a fuzzy concept
01:04:01 emergent.
01:04:01 Is it an emergent property?
01:04:03 No. Is is.
01:04:05 It doesn't seem like it seems necessary.
01:04:08 Maybe it's just necessary for our perception.
01:04:11 Maybe our perception is more important
01:04:13 than we think, though maybe our perceptions fundamental.
01:04:16 I like that something much harder to make
01:04:19 it is it's something much harder to make sense of.
01:04:21 Not the conclusion I came to this week of I'm serious.
01:04:25 I was toiling over this
01:04:27 and I've discovered that I'm so much dumber
01:04:30 for having studied it.
01:04:34 Doesn't that just mean that opportunity?
01:04:38 Oh, enlightened Father.
01:04:39 Oh, yeah. These shortcomings are all opportunities.
01:04:41 We That's the only place in my entire life I get optimism.
01:04:44 Everything else you leave.
01:04:46 I still have to see the silver lining in everything.
01:04:51 Our house burned down.
01:04:52 Great. We get to find a new place to live.
01:04:54 I hear that. And I say, Why not the gold lining?
01:04:57 Oh, platinum.
01:04:58 Find something bad and everything.
01:04:59 We some diamond lining is right.
01:05:05 Is time created like that
01:05:06 About, you know, the only choices is time created or invented?
01:05:09 Or is that is time created or invented.
01:05:12 The the same words and text matter is,
01:05:16 oh, is it an option or is it oh or not?
01:05:19 Question
01:05:22 I'm being serious this time.
01:05:24 Created or invented, The answer is yes.
01:05:26 Yes. Time Yes.
01:05:31 Yeah.
01:05:31 Oh, so stupid. Yes.
01:05:33 Yes. Yes.
01:05:34 Time I. Roderick.
01:05:35 I thought it was invented. Yes. Yes.
01:05:38 By who?
01:05:40 BUZZER
01:05:42 Oh, Vanessa All over
01:05:50 the international measures.
01:05:53 That's in France.
01:05:55 They they do a lot of good work and they've,
01:05:57 they've gotten the second really
01:06:00 down to the second.
01:06:04 You mentioned some daylight savings. Yes.
01:06:07 Myth versus fact.
01:06:13 Oh, that's a myth.
01:06:17 It's not to benefit farmers because they would just go out and
01:06:19 do it when the sun's up. It's
01:06:22 I've got some dumb roosters by where I live.
01:06:25 They'll start crowing at like 130 in the afternoon
01:06:28 like a bunch of idiots.
01:06:31 So the first implementation of Daylight Savings Time occurred
01:06:33 in Germany in 1916 as a way to conserve coal during World War One.
01:06:38 How would that conserve coal? See?
01:06:40 Same problem.
01:06:41 But it's on the internet, so it must be true.
01:06:44 Yeah, that's what Abraham Lincoln said.
01:06:46 AG America lending websites.
01:06:48 So clearly it's oh, obviously
01:06:56 so many farmers
01:06:56 and others in agriculture are still opposed to daylight saving.
01:07:00 Now, is that an estimate?
01:07:01 Is it they like saving time?
01:07:04 I'm going to drop this
01:07:07 Occam's razor.
01:07:08 What it actually does, it disrupts our farmers carefully orchestrated schedule.
01:07:13 You know, if you're a farmer, I think you're not really given
01:07:15 wrap milking times. You think a farmer care?
01:07:18 Oh, wait, I remember why they don't care. Because they still have to meet
01:07:24 it. It doesn't affect the farmer,
01:07:25 except when they have to meet with their
01:07:32 every move in the car.
01:07:33 Hired hands had to wait an extra hour
01:07:35 for daylight savings in the morning, but they still leave at the same time.
01:07:38 At night, less work is getting done.
01:07:41 What?
01:07:42 Oh, they had to wait.
01:07:45 What?
01:07:48 I'm going to just say bullcrap crap.
01:07:53 It's time change for farmers.
01:07:57 Farmers?
01:07:58 If they didn't support it, then they certainly didn't change it for them.
01:08:01 They said they did. Oh,
01:08:04 I was told as a schoolchild that it was to give me
01:08:07 some sunlight waiting for the bus.
01:08:13 Bus stop,
01:08:26 19 hut!
01:08:28 And not a lot of busses
01:08:30 pretty mean now
01:08:33 is my my guess.
01:08:34 But if time is only now then there's busses everywhere All the time.
01:08:38 Every night, everywhere, every when, every.
01:08:40 Why isn't everyone a word? Everyone.
01:08:42 Why isn't everyone a word?
01:08:45 Any time is not a word anytime.
01:08:48 Any time is any time. Two words.
01:08:50 Two words of the spacing between is everywhere.
01:08:52 Two words everywhere is one word.
01:08:54 Contraction
01:08:56 Be in every one.
01:08:57 Everyone.
01:09:00 When when should you be a good When should you care about?
01:09:04 Fill in the blank for your virtue.
01:09:05 Anyone, everyone and any time makes it sound like it's an option.
01:09:09 You Can or can't.
01:09:10 Maybe I feel like it today. Maybe I don't.
01:09:12 Every every time.
01:09:14 Every time. Though it's still too
01:09:16 timely when everyone one word.
01:09:25 So you mentioned we might be getting rid
01:09:26 of daylight saving. Yes.
01:09:31 The only ones that don't participate.
01:09:33 Chicago, Hawaii.
01:09:35 All right.
01:09:36 Why Arizona?
01:09:39 Let's go.
01:09:43 I know it's Illinois
01:09:45 doesn't say Illinois.
01:09:47 Oh, way
01:09:48 sometimes do 3 hours behind us.
01:09:50 Sometimes they're four or oh, oh,
01:09:54 I'm selfish.
01:09:55 I just care.
01:09:59 I the only one that matters is no objective time.
01:10:02 So you have to use your own subjective local time
01:10:06 on a fourth to Michigan is such a coward.
01:10:09 Do you want to hear what they chose to do in 2021?
01:10:11 Tell me.
01:10:14 Michigan House of Representatives passed a bill in April 2021
01:10:17 to move to year round Daylight Saving time.
01:10:19 As long as Wisconsin, Illinois, Indiana, Ohio and Pennsylvania also make
01:10:23 the switch. Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
01:10:26 As for business hours, that's what that's.
01:10:29 That's not a coward's way out.
01:10:30 That's just good fiscal sense.
01:10:32 The bill died in committee where most bills die.
01:10:35 They never took it here on Capitol Hill.
01:10:39 Is that the committee?
01:10:40 They never used the word committee, but that's where most think of it.
01:10:46 Now, I'm just a bill
01:10:49 sitting here on Capitol Hill.
01:10:52 Oh, give me a spin
01:10:54 for the love of crime, Annie
01:10:58 Tucker.
01:10:59 We'll I know it is called Picker.
01:11:00 We'll
01:11:02 like a welcome
01:11:05 women's periods.
01:11:08 You actually had a good one. The screenshot
01:11:09 has something to do with time
01:11:14 and that's a lot of topics along long.
01:11:16 That's been
01:11:20 hippopotamus.
01:11:22 Here's the thing about hippopotamus.
01:11:25 It's a river horse.
01:11:27 They can swim faster than humans in water.
01:11:30 They can run faster than humans on land.
01:11:32 That means your only chance in a triathlon is to beat them in the bicycle.
01:11:38 They've got stronger
01:11:39 jaws than a Doberman or an alligator.
01:11:43 They can kill you in more ways than a polar bear.
01:11:46 They are, in fact, the apex predator
01:11:50 that is most well equipped
01:11:52 to hunt and kill human beings.
01:11:55 They say the only animal the only mammal they can hunt
01:12:01 actually hunt a human, the polar bear.
01:12:04 And I'm going to I'm going to disagree strongly.
01:12:06 I think a Bengal tiger could
01:12:08 I think there's a couple of birds of prey that could, you know,
01:12:10 see the squirrel out in my front yard when you leave, watch out for it.
01:12:13 A pack of wolves definitely trying to hunt you, the squirrel throwing things at me.
01:12:16 But man, I would not mess with the hippo.
01:12:20 They're bad ass.
01:12:21 You've seen those teeth naked.
01:12:23 Have you see them crush a watermelon at the zoo?
01:12:26 That's kind of fun. Fast.
01:12:28 They're fast.
01:12:29 They're fast and big.
01:12:30 And so fast.
01:12:31 You don't have to be faster than Hippo.
01:12:33 Faster than your friend. Correct.
01:12:36 But I love the hippopotamus.
01:12:38 I love a
01:12:41 combined platypus
01:12:44 pop and meiosis ISIS IPA
01:12:49 Hippopotamus Mississippi
01:12:53 platypus moose
01:12:56 hippo platypus.
01:12:57 Thomas says
01:12:59 Give me something anything that parties have no idea.
01:13:03 If you spelled I'm
01:13:07 sexual violence and now I can't.
01:13:12 I can't say this so I can't go there.
01:13:15 Uh, no.
01:13:17 If you say it like, more than twice, like, like Beetlejuice with O algorithm.
01:13:21 L like angry fornication or something that puts you on the sexual predators list.
01:13:27 Because
01:13:29 I'm not a sexual deviant
01:13:30 unless you count public urination,
01:13:34 in which case
01:13:37 I am on the sex offenders list.
01:13:39 We have a sex offenders list.
01:13:41 But I thought it would be funny to say I was and I'm not.
01:13:45 But I know there are some predators out there and they
01:13:50 they're no good.
01:13:51 And I like the Catch a Predator kind of shows.
01:13:55 There's a Catch a Predator show on on Rumble.
01:13:58 I'm going to. Oh, what is that?
01:13:59 We both
01:14:01 that call you know, when you shout out or what do there
01:14:04 when agita it's they hunt predators but they do it in the hood.
01:14:08 Oh well the car pulls up. Yeah.
01:14:11 First thing they do is pop the tires.
01:14:13 Oh, what do you do?
01:14:14 You call the police, You're here to meet a little girl or whatever.
01:14:16 And then they smashed the windows and the guy cries.
01:14:18 It's just like, got to sit down and talk to you.
01:14:21 Oh, I don't know his name.
01:14:22 How about that white guy? Yeah.
01:14:24 Does that help? It is.
01:14:25 Oh, man, I can't stop watching it.
01:14:27 Oh, okay.
01:14:28 I'll look it up and find out because, you know, I miss bum fights.
01:14:32 That real.
01:14:33 I don't think. Was that real? I've always heard of that.
01:14:35 I've never seen it.
01:14:36 I wouldn't watch it. I have standards, but.
01:14:39 Well, I don't.
01:14:41 That's the best part is you don't have to watch it.
01:14:43 I think it's everything that everybody wants available,
01:14:46 long as they're getting them to sign that paying, hopefully paying them,
01:14:50 only paying the winner.
01:14:51 That's how you get the good fights.
01:14:55 Like another thing, the way you think rant about sexual violence.
01:14:58 I don't like this new trend that they're trying to distinguish the difference
01:15:02 between actually acting on it or just being firmly.
01:15:05 They use minor attracted what
01:15:09 NAMBLA they're like they're coming for don't call me a rapist, clean or not.
01:15:13 Don't him molester.
01:15:16 I only like little
01:15:22 thank you for I heard someone got let off the hook
01:15:26 because he only touched the girl under her panties for 9 seconds.
01:15:31 And that's not a crime because it wasn't long enough.
01:15:37 That one.
01:15:38 She touched me for five Mississippi.
01:15:41 What?
01:15:43 And that's plenty.
01:15:44 And we know that a rave is something good.
01:15:47 Granted. Yeah.
01:15:48 What's way worse rant.
01:15:50 Because that's what we would need to do.
01:15:51 Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah.
01:15:54 Unless she's into it
01:15:56 long as it's there's a if we're right
01:15:59 libertarian in me says you're free to be as funky as you were.
01:16:04 It's okay with everyone involved
01:16:06 and they're all of a consenting
01:16:08 right wing guys
01:16:13 and never comes up again.
01:16:15 Oh, yeah.
01:16:18 Round two Sexual violence.
01:16:20 If it's truly random, it should come up right now.
01:16:22 Hippopotamus, Sexual violence.
01:16:25 Okay, I'll watch their kids with each other.
01:16:27 Oh, God. Yeah.
01:16:31 Women in business.
01:16:32 Oh, dear Lord.
01:16:34 What have you done to me?
01:16:36 Listen, okay, This is not going to be a popular opinion.
01:16:40 And I am known for not having popular.
01:16:42 Perry said they had to be one word, by the way.
01:16:43 That's why that says women in business.
01:16:45 Women.
01:16:45 There's
01:16:47 here's the thing about this.
01:16:50 There is no business.
01:16:53 No business like women in business.
01:16:57 I can I can perform every every task
01:17:00 a woman can except childbirth.
01:17:04 Yep. And
01:17:07 I can do it
01:17:09 faster, stronger, more intelligently.
01:17:12 I'm sorry.
01:17:14 This is intolerant, but men are better at everything.
01:17:17 Men are better at everything.
01:17:19 It's just that not me.
01:17:21 You. You've paraphrased correctly.
01:17:25 I'm sexist. So
01:17:29 it is the best.
01:17:31 The female golfer. Better at golf than me?
01:17:33 Yep, yep, yep, yep. That's true.
01:17:36 But is she better at me in anything else?
01:17:43 No, absolutely not.
01:17:46 Is there a woman on earth that can do my job better than me?
01:17:52 Maybe I might be one
01:17:56 way. Maybe Generally.
01:17:58 Generally.
01:17:59 It's like,
01:18:03 Oh, just look at the just.
01:18:04 This is just women in business, not women versus men.
01:18:07 No, women like in business.
01:18:11 It doesn't even matter because
01:18:15 hormones screw that.
01:18:16 Business needs to be serious.
01:18:19 But I still say look at the sports stats,
01:18:24 the Olympic records for women versus the high school records for boys.
01:18:29 And you will notice that the boys,
01:18:33 the prepubescent boys, beat
01:18:37 the Olympic women's records.
01:18:41 And that should tell you enough about the difference between the genders, sexes.
01:18:46 What's the difference between genders of the sexes?
01:18:48 I know I'm being intolerant, but I've already already got
01:18:51 crossed the lanes and like I'm in oncoming traffic already.
01:18:55 So give me
01:18:57 FC Dallas under boy under 15 Boys squad with the U.S.
01:19:00 Women's National team in a scrimmage. Yep, that'll happen.
01:19:03 That'll happen every time.
01:19:08 Shots fired, man.
01:19:10 You set me up for that.
01:19:11 I am going to eat it for this.
01:19:13 I am sleeping on the couch.
01:19:16 I love vagina.
01:19:20 Burn it.
01:19:22 Cover for me.
01:19:24 No, I don't think anything.
01:19:28 Childbirth.
01:19:29 Yeah, they got that on me and
01:19:32 then the whole matriarch.
01:19:34 I mean, I can't MP
01:19:39 No MP, A woman.
01:19:40 No, you can't.
01:19:43 But we've established a patriarchy for a long time.
01:19:46 But why did we don't need that?
01:19:48 The the leg up.
01:19:50 We don't need it.
01:19:53 There are cultures
01:19:54 where women have to walk two paces behind their man.
01:19:57 I also want one rational, reasonable.
01:20:01 Yeah. If it's business.
01:20:02 So it's not a soccer game, it's not physical.
01:20:05 Yeah, I'm fine with a
01:20:08 company hiring a woman.
01:20:10 If the woman was the best for
01:20:13 regardless of if it's a man or woman, I want the best person,
01:20:16 regardless of white or black.
01:20:17 And I agree.
01:20:20 That being said to also this.
01:20:24 Right?
01:20:25 Yeah. That makes sense. Yep.
01:20:27 So if the woman is the best for that business, then I'm fine with women.
01:20:30 A holistic.
01:20:32 There are some companies out there don't just have to be women companies.
01:20:35 You know, right now there's a whole thing.
01:20:38 Certain percentage of people have to be ESG
01:20:40 score is about women and a
01:20:45 not white being on your board.
01:20:48 Yeah in your workplace.
01:20:49 And then you get all these benefits and
01:20:53 well. Huh
01:20:57 Yeah.
01:20:57 The positive point of that is if it's the best person.
01:20:59 Yeah, fine. If it's
01:21:01 right, I'll see.
01:21:04 Is there a particular
01:21:06 ethnic background that owns all the
01:21:09 land speed records, the Olympic records in
01:21:11 sprinting, running racing hurdles?
01:21:14 Is there one particular race that you think of off the top of your head?
01:21:19 Maybe some canyon? Exactly.
01:21:22 And why is it that when I get in a grocery store,
01:21:26 it's that particular skin color that is slowing me down,
01:21:30 trying to pass them in the grocery aisle to their frickin tire?
01:21:34 Do they just ran a race to break time.
01:21:37 They want some broccoli and whatever your.
01:21:42 I did want some broccoli.
01:21:43 Thank you for asking.
01:21:45 When did you want the rock?
01:21:47 Earlier
01:21:50 because it took so long to get around the fastest
01:21:52 people on planet earth by the numbers.
01:21:56 Maybe they're aware that time doesn't exist.
01:21:59 Well, crossing the street.
01:22:00 Did you walk any slower? Seriously,
01:22:04 I'm just ranting.
01:22:06 Definitely changing the subject.
01:22:08 Yeah. You got to.
01:22:10 I went.
01:22:10 I went from sexist ages to racists real quick.
01:22:14 That's a slippery slope there.
01:22:15 I love black people. I love black people.
01:22:19 Show me the money.
01:22:21 Say someone's phone.
01:22:22 This we have had before.
01:22:24 But I miss I hate you. Go on.
01:22:26 But I'm going to.
01:22:26 Yes, I missed the mark time.
01:22:30 It's staring at someone's phone.
01:22:32 It's not saying it's your own phone.
01:22:33 Hang on a second.
01:22:37 What are you on a phone?
01:22:42 Same Joe's on Woodward.
01:22:46 Yeah, My mother's been transported to a different hospital.
01:22:49 Those are them? Yeah.
01:22:51 That's where my children were born.
01:22:52 No kidding.
01:22:53 I was born upon a general.
01:22:57 Oh, well, I'm sorry I wasn't born.
01:22:58 Apparently, John
01:23:01 Barnes is my mother's maiden name.
01:23:06 I'm proud of that.
01:23:06 I'm really.
01:23:07 Get a forefinger ring as you're sticking up for the women in the chat,
01:23:10 he said There's one woman who beat Steph Curry's all star.
01:23:13 Three point record is, however, using a smaller ball and a shorter three
01:23:18 draw.
01:23:20 And a boy
01:23:23 is the best.
01:23:23 If anybody, you know, the basket would sell slow to itself.
01:23:25 I genuinely didn't know the basket was a no no, no.
01:23:28 The the line Oh, it's the three point line.
01:23:32 Oh it's closer right
01:23:36 across the ball.
01:23:37 How do they know when it goes.
01:23:39 How can you throw the ball and it goes,
01:23:45 all right, you're going,
01:23:48 oh, he's got to go to that link.
01:23:49 And I have, which would be the same.
01:23:52 Would it be one more spin while we wait,
01:23:55 but turn up
01:23:56 the noise in my headphones, You know, only we can hear the noise.
01:23:59 I don't.
01:24:01 What is that better mind off phenomenon?
01:24:05 That sounds like something I would throw out.
01:24:07 Like, just like.
01:24:10 Like.
01:24:10 Like I'll do Schrödinger's cat.
01:24:14 Could be dead.
01:24:15 Do you know what this is? No.
01:24:17 I could do Pavlov's dog.
01:24:19 Which means, of course,
01:24:21 salivate at the sound of the bell.
01:24:23 But for time, I have to go
01:24:27 little places, demon.
01:24:29 Because if you feed the pluses.
01:24:31 Demon all I like this one.
01:24:34 Okay, The big interrupt off phenomenon refers to the false impression
01:24:38 that something happens more frequently than it actually does right along.
01:24:41 What time does more frequently?
01:24:44 The frequency.
01:24:45 Everything goes along with time.
01:24:46 Everything we said every time, all the time.
01:24:49 Chicken, every day. Every day.
01:24:51 Literally, literally every day.
01:24:53 Now suddenly these new things, we have to be more frequently.
01:24:57 Okay, well, the places Demon can look at
01:25:00 if you feed the past, is even everything,
01:25:02 every particle in the universe,
01:25:06 what its current position and velocity spin, all that fun stuff,
01:25:11 all all the information it can tell you not only
01:25:15 everything that's going to happen in the future,
01:25:17 everything that has happened in the past, the pluses demon.
01:25:20 There is no past.
01:25:21 So if you if you wondered who would win in a fight between Pavlov's
01:25:25 dog and Schrödinger's cat, we're going to pluses demon.
01:25:29 You have to wait.
01:25:30 Open the box to see who.
01:25:32 Because if instead he can't. And
01:25:36 that's true.
01:25:37 But I already gave that fight to the dog. But the demon
01:25:41 dies of the fight in the dog.
01:25:42 Or the saw.
01:25:43 Is the dog in the fight?
01:25:47 One more spin.
01:25:48 Yeah.
01:25:48 Give you a sense that is, uh.
01:25:56 Is if I give you something stupid
01:26:03 execution capital punishment would do.
01:26:08 I think it's eye for an eye.
01:26:11 I know.
01:26:14 And here's what here's the problem I have with it.
01:26:16 Sends the wrong message.
01:26:18 You shouldn't kill people, so we'll kill you.
01:26:20 That is double standard.
01:26:22 No execution has never been right.
01:26:25 Wrongs don't make a right. Wrongs don't make a right.
01:26:27 I'm anti execution. I'm against it.
01:26:30 And I don't think you're going to be able
01:26:34 to convince me that I could if I couldn't do it.
01:26:37 I can't condone it and I couldn't pull the trigger would not do it.
01:26:40 Is There a level of revenge or vengeance that would make it justifiable justice.
01:26:45 Like they killed your entire fill in the blank
01:26:49 that was here.
01:26:49 People thinking, I want justice.
01:26:51 No, you just want.
01:26:53 Yeah. No, it doesn't change you.
01:26:54 That wouldn't justify anything.
01:26:56 It certainly wouldn't get you your family back. So.
01:26:59 No, absolutely right.
01:27:00 Let them off. Easy to you. Yeah.
01:27:03 What have you been visiting?
01:27:05 Torture room every day instead?
01:27:08 No, I can't.
01:27:09 I can't get down with execution.
01:27:10 So a true, true rant is antics.
01:27:15 How many people you think we executed that were innocent?
01:27:19 Any more than one. Yes.
01:27:21 And it's bad. Exactly.
01:27:22 And how many people have we executed that?
01:27:26 I wouldn't condone all of them because I don't condone execute.
01:27:32 We need you draw
01:27:35 the button here.
01:27:37 I was doing Schrödinger's cat.
01:27:38 See, since we don't know, we don't know if he's on or not. Let me draw.
01:27:46 Oh, dices.
01:27:47 All right.
01:27:50 That's all right.
01:27:51 My Mr..
01:27:52 I know he's going to fight me on
01:27:53 the time as a construct thing, but that's just a joke.
01:27:58 I'm doesn't exist.
01:27:58 That's also a joke it's a construct.
01:28:02 The way we measure time is a construct.
01:28:04 I still measure time.
01:28:06 There's a lot of stuff I'm saying that's not terribly
01:28:13 accurate.
01:28:15 Counterintuitive.
01:28:16 Who are you looking for?
01:28:18 Something more sophisticated than not dumb. Yes.
01:28:24 I don't know.
01:28:24 Maybe if I put a drink, it'll help.
01:28:29 I've got the stuff right here.
01:28:32 And what brain
01:28:36 sponsors.
01:28:40 Oh, I got it.
01:28:42 I didn't even get on.
01:28:47 And then I use this.
01:28:50 Actually, I've never heard of.
01:28:58 All right,
01:29:00 I'm going to be all right
01:29:01 about me
01:29:07 all year long.
01:29:08 La la la la la la la la la.
01:29:10 Okay,
01:29:12 so if I didn't mention the skipping stones that got us here,
01:29:17 it was the Greeks and then Newton, then Einstein,
01:29:20 then hawking.
01:29:24 I always go back to the Greeks.
01:29:29 Oh, see, that's delicious.
01:29:33 I draw.
01:29:35 Would disagree with me on every single point I've made if I.
01:29:38 I don't think.
01:29:38 I mean, the only thing I have is a linear
01:29:42 waiting to hear more.
01:29:45 He doesn't believe in the arrow of time
01:29:47 and time is linear draw you friggin idiot.
01:29:52 I think it can be both.
01:29:55 Map. He also thinks it's because of the x, y, z.
01:29:58 And then let's just say
01:30:03 he will call it will call time V just have a letter.
01:30:07 E Mm hmm.
01:30:10 Actually, it has to do with the speed of light.
01:30:11 Let's call it C You can still have the X and Y in rounding where you were for ever.
01:30:17 If you have a big enough graph, that e line would still be straight in my world.
01:30:23 Yeah. In my timeline, if you will.
01:30:24 That's the that's the part we can't move in my world right.
01:30:29 But I guess is his point that
01:30:31 go away from the earth
01:30:35 and in it and all the way.
01:30:36 I don't think our little friend understands relativity.
01:30:40 So these are a special little guy.
01:30:42 This is a huge pet peeve of mine debates and discussions
01:30:46 in order to reach much more positive thing, we shouldn't
01:30:50 make up little pet names for the opposing side of you.
01:30:54 Little
01:30:55 C A's for the lecture.
01:30:58 Mom, I heard somebody say, Listen, I understand
01:31:01 you're a woman, but your mansplaining.
01:31:02 So your woman's blaming.
01:31:04 Oh, good.
01:31:05 That term yesterday, women woman splaining. Wow.
01:31:09 Um, and get it.
01:31:11 This.
01:31:12 What's the middle name for Karen?
01:31:16 I don't know.
01:31:18 I don't either.
01:31:19 I, I would like to suggest Kevin or
01:31:23 what's another good one for Kevin?
01:31:25 I don't know what the name for Karen or the male name.
01:31:28 Male name. I think it's said middle name. Male name.
01:31:31 Well, you know what a Karen is, right?
01:31:33 What's occurring?
01:31:34 Uh, the somebody who cares.
01:31:38 You don't really care.
01:31:38 Cares.
01:31:40 It's the the.
01:31:42 Yeah. Look up, Karen. Here.
01:31:43 You woke nonsense.
01:31:49 I thought it was
01:31:52 my date myself.
01:31:53 Old sitcom.
01:31:54 It is. I
01:31:58 double switched the lady
01:32:00 that's always trying to find out that they're witches.
01:32:04 And Karen is a Karen.
01:32:06 She is a Karen, But I don't think it has anything to do with being woke.
01:32:10 Now there's woke. Karen's.
01:32:14 I'm irritated
01:32:14 by Wokeness and Karen, so I just kind of come
01:32:18 from together with vampires, and Ginger's going to have to help me.
01:32:21 Oh, I keep doing it on the wrong thing.
01:32:24 I'm going to have to be on this pejorative term.
01:32:26 Let's see. I said it is a pejorative.
01:32:29 See australopithecines.
01:32:31 It's the middle class white woman who's perceived as entitlement, demanding
01:32:34 be on the scope of what is normal, entitled and demanding, like
01:32:38 the one that wanted the airline to clean up her kids mess under the seat.
01:32:42 Yeah, that's their job.
01:32:44 Oh, I like the Karen Pittman spaza
01:32:48 Wal-Mart or.
01:32:52 All right.
01:32:52 So I don't know, passionate side of me.
01:32:54 Could you imagine
01:32:56 being named, being married to or having a child or a mother named Karen?
01:33:01 And then this came on? Yeah.
01:33:02 Oh, yeah. I bet you there's not a lot of Karen.
01:33:04 Imagine if you called yourself flags and then they defined it.
01:33:07 That's the poster for Karen.
01:33:10 Gary,
01:33:13 I want it to be.
01:33:14 It almost sounds like Kerry. Yeah, well, Kerry.
01:33:16 Yeah, I'll. I'll pick a spouse for no reason.
01:33:19 Gary or Karen.
01:33:20 I've enjoyed entitlement my whole life.
01:33:23 They say this is racially charged because there's two black guys on my shirt.
01:33:27 I like that.
01:33:27 What is the male version of a name
01:33:31 of like, uh,
01:33:33 what's the female version of Greta
01:33:38 being Joe and Josephine?
01:33:45 They Brady
01:33:48 I mean, androgynous
01:33:50 veterans.
01:33:51 I know, but
01:33:55 I wonder if what I'll do is I'll set up the drums and I'll play for when you go.
01:33:58 But I can't do it today.
01:33:59 I can't do it today. Okay.
01:34:02 Like comment, subscribe, comment if you want to hear drums next time,
01:34:06 I'll check this out, see if I can do this. Oh.
01:34:12 Ooh, you got hot dog.
01:34:15 Don't want to hotdog
01:34:17 hot cross buns.
01:34:18 I mean
01:34:22 you mean
01:34:24 look up hot No
01:34:28 Learned my lesson not Google hot.
01:34:32 Everyone affords you the
01:34:35 Oh, is it a Stoney Creek Productions?
01:34:38 I'll do that as long as it mentions
01:34:41 anything derogatory.
01:34:43 Oh yeah, I had a link to it, but I have a different
01:34:47 I had.
01:34:49 I want a gurgle g r
01:34:52 l that'll do.
01:34:53 You put a link
01:34:55 or put a link in the comment.
01:34:58 Yeah.
01:34:59 Draw and draw.
01:35:04 Oh I should, I could
01:35:07 do that.
01:35:08 You do that up right up here.
01:35:12 No it,
01:35:17 it gurgles.
01:35:17 It's coming. He's a star.
01:35:20 I thought that was you,
01:35:28 but I can't read like that old
01:35:35 o time.
01:35:36 Yeah, it's a smoke screen.
01:35:37 Can you read it over here?
01:35:39 Yes. Yes.
01:35:40 I can't
01:35:43 ring a bell.
01:35:44 And dude, it's jug.
01:35:48 There was
01:35:50 to let me know who he is.
01:35:52 The name for that.
01:35:56 I'm not going
01:35:57 to specifically mention any names, but Jeremiah Thomas Walters.
01:36:03 Input the Lincoln. Don't leave.
01:36:05 Oh, is ouch.
01:36:10 No, he's.
01:36:11 We're good.
01:36:14 I heard.
01:36:17 Take your
01:36:19 pick. Your
01:36:22 pick your
01:36:28 and your time.
01:36:31 Oh, okay.
01:36:32 Um. Boop.
01:36:34 And then I.
01:36:36 Do I share this.
01:36:38 Yeah. Just put in a comment.
01:36:40 Okay.
01:36:41 I don't know.
01:36:42 Copy. Link.
01:36:43 Okay, Copy the link
01:36:47 and then go to time
01:36:50 and then live chat and I'll put in the comment.
01:36:54 I don't care.
01:36:55 I put in the chat,
01:36:55 put it anywhere but in those comments I don't even know how to comment
01:36:58 on the chit chat.
01:36:59 I'll the channel figured out
01:37:02 I chat.
01:37:03 Oh there is. Yeah I can do that.
01:37:06 Oh health
01:37:08 uh enable chat
01:37:10 in the public right next to the airplane.
01:37:15 Your plane is an airplane.
01:37:16 Where's the airplane?
01:37:18 Get me the airplane. Get me my airplane.
01:37:20 Where's my airplane?
01:37:24 I know we're.
01:37:25 We're set.
01:37:31 And for that, you got time for that?
01:37:34 I'll just find it.
01:37:36 Yeah, It's just that was actually a speedier way.
01:37:37 So I didn't have to Google it
01:37:40 or time
01:37:45 googling to be a problem.
01:37:48 Thumbs open book of girl to our prime
01:37:54 who's
01:37:58 there? Yep.
01:37:59 That's Mom, son.
01:38:01 Absolutely.
01:38:03 I'm on this track.
01:38:05 You're On this track. You'll hear.
01:38:07 You'll hear me in the chorus.
01:38:12 I thought
01:38:14 that the rock.
01:38:15 I want to sit here for this.
01:38:18 You're you sure this is going?
01:38:20 Said it. Oh, it is.
01:38:23 Turn it up and hear it to my headphones.
01:38:28 You have to check
01:38:51 what we have.
01:45:33 Complete dead air.
01:45:33 That's wonderful.
01:46:33 Muted.
01:46:34 Check.
01:46:34 We're back.
01:46:34 Okay, So down there.
01:46:35 There we go.
01:46:38 I think my main point, though, the whole thing is
01:46:40 the reality of time is the standardization of time.
01:46:43 I'd like to call a time out
01:46:46 when earlier
01:46:51 now there never was now
01:46:56 a if.
01:46:57 Now the only part that exists in the future is just
01:47:01 prediction past is just memory and or history.
01:47:07 I'm telling you, this is such a slippery course.
01:47:10 I got to make sure we get one shot of that every
01:47:14 time.
01:47:14 Travel.
01:47:16 Hmm. Okay.
01:47:18 Besides the paradoxes, the obvious paradoxes that exist,
01:47:21 so say the grandfather.
01:47:24 You travel back in time, you kill your grandfather before he has kids,
01:47:28 and that prevents you from being born, but not in your timeline.
01:47:33 When you think the multiverse concept, the many universes,
01:47:36 interpretation of quantum physics, theoretically not this provable.
01:47:40 So when you return, you return to the time you didn't
01:47:44 kill your grandfather because otherwise
01:47:48 the author of the murder
01:47:51 doesn't have an existence you go back and kill your grandfather.
01:47:55 So you just killed yourself in another timeline.
01:47:59 Different timeline.
01:48:01 But sums it up
01:48:07 quite a paradox.
01:48:13 Oh shoot, there's a lot of options.
01:48:18 Hollywood's interpretations are let's do
01:48:21 let's do Mount Rushmore of time travel movies.
01:48:24 And I got to go Back to the Future, which is a series,
01:48:28 but still back to the future Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure.
01:48:32 So create
01:48:34 you're sure 69 dudes.
01:48:39 I like the one with Jet Li.
01:48:42 That's a multiverse.
01:48:44 Oh, you know what? That's not time travel.
01:48:46 It's somewhat
01:48:50 arbitrary.
01:48:51 B draw? Yes.
01:48:54 Friggin draw.
01:48:56 Yeah.
01:48:58 Oh, wait.
01:49:03 I think the multiverse concepts,
01:49:09 I think we can here.
01:49:11 I can hear you just hung up on them, you know?
01:49:14 I mean
01:49:16 and draw.
01:49:17 Yeah.
01:49:18 I a sign in.
01:49:21 I don't know.
01:49:22 Whoa, whoa, oh
01:49:25 oh. He's at home.
01:49:31 Okay,
01:49:34 You hear me?
01:49:38 Draw them back.
01:49:41 I'm relative,
01:49:43 Tom. Draw.
01:49:46 We don't know.
01:49:47 What about now?
01:49:50 Got make making.
01:49:51 We don't need to see you.
01:49:52 I want to hear.
01:49:53 You know, nobody needs to see out.
01:49:56 I think you're totally sexy.
01:49:58 Hormones, I think head on by old lady was
01:50:03 all right.
01:50:03 Does she have a gay uncle?
01:50:06 I hope so.
01:50:06 How did she know she was old?
01:50:09 That's. That's what I was trying to get at.
01:50:10 I kept talking to her and, like, hoping that she'd revealed his gay uncle.
01:50:13 But you go on ahead of me, and I'm like, What do you want?
01:50:18 Okay, so is time linear?
01:50:20 Is is it does it have any form of symmetry?
01:50:23 Did you because you can you in the past
01:50:29 can control things in the future, but you can't fix things in the past?
01:50:34 Well, I don't know because you just mentioned
01:50:36 I don't know where you're at and sometimes it seems like a power behind but pull
01:50:40 aspect of
01:50:42 different
01:50:44 strands of time.
01:50:45 I don't know if there could be potentially an infinite amount of possibilities
01:50:48 and they exist somewhere.
01:50:52 I feel like any slight change
01:50:54 creates a new timeline and you could potentially just follow a
01:50:59 Every path is individualized at some point.
01:51:02 So every nuance change that could happen is all individualized.
01:51:06 That's a possibility, I guess.
01:51:08 Okay, because it doesn't make sense.
01:51:10 I mean, you had like initial rant.
01:51:12 I was like he was an and two times I could get a little bit behind, but.
01:51:17 Oh, do I sound like a chipmunk?
01:51:18 Oh, it's pretty good. No, no, no. It just does it really fast.
01:51:21 Oh, okay.
01:51:22 You sound like you know exactly what you're talking about.
01:51:24 Not taking any.
01:51:25 Oh. Oh, that. That's how I should.
01:51:28 That's how we should play it all the time.
01:51:30 Honestly, a lot of podcasts that because people, they just.
01:51:34 And oh, there's no.
01:51:38 Oh, yeah, I don't know.
01:51:40 O'brady keeps telling me I should pace myself. And I said, Shut up.
01:51:43 Get your own show to produce.
01:51:44 Yeah, we got content.
01:51:45 We got content to fill.
01:51:47 We're in no hurry.
01:51:49 Oh, I have trouble coloring within the lines,
01:51:52 actually.
01:51:52 Now I know you up
01:51:55 are going to slow down even more.
01:51:56 A long time ago and I just recently had rewatched it as I saw a part series
01:52:02 by BBC featuring Miss York arguing
01:52:05 It goes like it.
01:52:08 It's it's really intriguing.
01:52:09 I kind of forgot some of the aspects of it, but it's really cool.
01:52:11 So they take they take a guy and they they have like a freefall drop
01:52:16 and they have a
01:52:19 numbers flashing on a screen at a certain speed.
01:52:22 And he cannot read these numbers when he's just standing still.
01:52:25 But when he's freefalling
01:52:28 like your
01:52:29 light flashing before your eyes type of aspect, interesting.
01:52:32 Within that aspect, he was able to read the screen.
01:52:35 He was off a little bit, but he was close enough to where you could say, yes,
01:52:38 he has perception of time internally, as has sped up.
01:52:44 They also talked about experiments they did with mice
01:52:47 using cocaine and marijuana and great substances.
01:52:54 And they they set the mice up and there was a cue
01:52:58 and the mice knew after a certain amount of time
01:53:02 if it pushed a button that it got rewarded with a treat.
01:53:05 So it was very nuanced to where they were a split second
01:53:09 in front or behind that they would not get a treat
01:53:12 on the mice that got weed for like a second and a half
01:53:17 to like 2 seconds behind The mice
01:53:19 that got cocaine were about a second and a half to 2 seconds ahead.
01:53:23 Oh, they experience time differently.
01:53:26 So I don't know at some point, like but as you grow older,
01:53:30 you're your frame of reference of time expands and so time speeds up.
01:53:36 You a 5 minutes as a child feels like forever.
01:53:38 5 minutes as an adult feels like fucking like 30 seconds.
01:53:41 It's my mind. It's already 5 minutes.
01:53:42 I've noticed that.
01:53:44 I don't know at any point like that can be purposefully adjusted
01:53:48 and distorted, but that is our own human ality perception of time.
01:53:51 That is how we conceptualize it.
01:53:53 But time is a part of the universe.
01:53:56 That is something that we
01:53:58 it does what it wants.
01:54:00 It can be distorted.
01:54:01 It can be it does fluctuate.
01:54:05 And then it would be the edges of black holes
01:54:09 does slow, slow down at the edges of black holes.
01:54:13 You talked about the whole twin in a
01:54:18 white beard, whatever, and come back in the ones
01:54:20 that they actually had in 1971.
01:54:23 And I've got notes here,
01:54:24 they had two atomic clocks at exactly the spot, one on a plane.
01:54:28 It blew it around the world.
01:54:29 And when they got back, the one clock was a couple.
01:54:32 It was milliseconds. Yep.
01:54:33 But it was all yep, it was like a billionth of a second.
01:54:37 But it was, it was off that they used Celine Dion 130.
01:54:43 I know, I know.
01:54:44 I stupid Albert Einstein called that time dilation.
01:54:48 I've been calling it time dilation all day.
01:54:50 I'm not.
01:54:51 Oh so this was I was watching.
01:54:55 But you're good at it.
01:54:57 Am my turn to talk?
01:54:58 Yes. All day over like I was talking about how that relation of speed
01:55:03 and because all all different, everyone's moving at a different speed,
01:55:06 a different rate of time.
01:55:08 And so their perception of time
01:55:11 is slightly different, despite there being a very subtle.
01:55:15 But they're talking about if you were to like
01:55:18 what time in a loaf of bread and you cut a slice
01:55:22 and every single thing is exactly where it should be
01:55:24 every single time that you cut that slice straight down.
01:55:27 But that's not how time works.
01:55:28 In order to get a consistent depiction of what
01:55:32 we're experiencing reality with this slice that we're trying slicing.
01:55:37 Nagle Quite slightly angular and then double it back and have it
01:55:40 come back because things are moving at different rates of speed which dictates
01:55:45 the rate of their movement through time as well.
01:55:51 Watches as
01:55:51 much as this stuff like ebbs and flows as much as it sometimes it makes sense.
01:55:56 Sometimes you're just like, Oh, that seems fucking insane.
01:55:59 Yeah, you nailed it down initially because it's a lot to
01:56:03 I hate to fucking saying it's a lot to unpack.
01:56:05 It is, but it's yeah, it's, it's fine.
01:56:09 It's very, very interesting.
01:56:10 Regardless, the more I studied about time the more I realize
01:56:14 I don't understand it and I'm never going to like it.
01:56:17 It was so squirrely.
01:56:21 The laws of physics do entail that
01:56:25 backwards passage through time is possible.
01:56:29 I know.
01:56:30 I watch.
01:56:31 Oh, they were. Yeah, you mentioned it.
01:56:34 Maybe you didn't fuck.
01:56:36 I forget what the guy's name was, but he created one kind of graph and
01:56:39 they were talking about the potential for faster than or equivalent
01:56:44 to light speed travel and how there are home paradoxes
01:56:48 where if you have a faster than light messaging system
01:56:52 or a faster than light spaceship, that you potentially
01:56:56 could have a paradox in your time because messages wouldn't
01:57:00 get there before they were even sent out in the first place,
01:57:03 which which makes no sense.
01:57:05 But it, it is a thing that's a little bit screwy.
01:57:10 And then even with the Big Bang and you guys talked about like
01:57:15 the start of time, right?
01:57:16 I don't feel like the Big Bang was the start of time.
01:57:19 I felt like I feel like time existed before the Big Bang.
01:57:21 The Big Bang is just a moment in a moment in time in which
01:57:25 we can relate back to because we have all this evidence of after the fact.
01:57:29 But with the James Webb Space Telescope, they are observing that there are galaxies
01:57:32 that we should be looking back in time, that
01:57:35 that are way more put together than we would have ever
01:57:40 thought they would be looking as far back as we are.
01:57:43 So they're they're coming
01:57:44 to the conclusion that the Big Bang theory is potentially wrong.
01:57:46 Wrong because these galaxies should be more in infancy and they're not. Yes.
01:57:52 Notice that.
01:57:54 Very intriguing.
01:57:56 I had a boy draw.
01:57:57 You brought it today. Thank you.
01:58:00 Did a little research.
01:58:01 I appreciate that.
01:58:02 I did, too And I just love you, too.
01:58:04 Talking off the top of my head.
01:58:06 If I can get some notes down, I'm good.
01:58:07 But yeah, no, you did great.
01:58:10 But what's a note?
01:58:12 Did you notice that we played some hot dog bonds?
01:58:14 Yeah. No, that's great.
01:58:16 Yeah, that's for Jack's mom.
01:58:18 That's the one.
01:58:19 We were having a lot of fun.
01:58:22 They just sound like there are a lot of fun mucking around.
01:58:24 Yeah, it making fun of everyone on anyone is garage, man.
01:58:28 The past existed.
01:58:29 That'd be a good time in the studio.
01:58:34 We'd huddle around the heater because it was like ten below.
01:58:40 I showed up.
01:58:46 I heard it in my headphones.
01:58:48 It was a hard hornet.
01:58:51 So. So we are.
01:58:52 We are traveling a specific speed.
01:58:54 Yeah, right.
01:58:55 We're on a rock that's flying around the rocks
01:58:57 and rotating around the giant burning thing, right?
01:58:59 We're constantly moving that.
01:59:03 Does that movement, does that correlate with the speed of light?
01:59:07 And is that, yes, somehow
01:59:10 it dilates our time
01:59:12 of our perception Of what time?
01:59:15 Right.
01:59:15 As I keep saying, like there is no like base objective time.
01:59:20 But if there was, we would be dilated from it
01:59:23 because of our proximity to gravity and our speed, the velocity.
01:59:27 It doesn't the changes in velocity in this case don't.
01:59:32 Brady, you've got your hand up.
01:59:33 The closer we get to light speed, the slower time would seem.
01:59:36 So pass pass actually lead to slower time, not just our perception,
01:59:42 but if time is just a current construct, time is not a construct.
01:59:45 That was a joke.
01:59:47 I bad. Sorry.
01:59:48 So how would it?
01:59:49 Because they claim that areas of the big bang
01:59:52 so they at some point or are currently they did they did exceed the
01:59:58 speed of light inflation
02:00:00 talking about inflation I don't know.
02:00:03 Oh Joe Biden
02:00:05 can you shoot this words that mean the same
02:00:10 which there are very few words
02:00:13 in the English language that are used as much as time.
02:00:16 Did you know what the multiplication tables are called?
02:00:19 Times tables.
02:00:21 I'm oh, I hate when people say I'm at a time that they too.
02:00:26 Oh God, I don't even like when they said did you minus it.
02:00:30 No, I subtracted it.
02:00:33 Yeah.
02:00:33 But people also say, I'm going to go borrow me,
02:00:37 borrow me some money.
02:00:38 Oh yeah, that's retarded.
02:00:39 So basing the litmus test on other people is never going to end good. No.
02:00:45 LA. Okay, Draw.
02:00:46 I love you. See you later.
02:00:50 I want you to pick one more song.
02:00:52 Yeah. Related to time
02:00:56 book of
02:01:00 just me
02:01:01 on an iPhone and I'm off time.
02:01:06 You're a timekeeper, you know, rhythm and.
02:01:08 You look.
02:01:09 You're a timekeeper.
02:01:10 Pretty good.
02:01:10 Yeah.
02:01:11 He had to line up my lyrics to match the beat
02:01:14 because I couldn't even talk in time.
02:01:17 Listen to the time doesn't exist.
02:01:19 Calamity, my expanse collapsing A.D.
02:01:22 rapidly.
02:01:22 But the classic track tragedy chance B he got dancing imagine his athlete could
02:01:26 couldn't be any worse is versus Naipaul It's all cut up
02:01:29 and we're talking the lyrical equivalent of Hershey squirts.
02:01:32 That's a torch disperse kiss shapers train is leaving.
02:01:35 Fall even is to disperse.
02:01:36 Uncle Pat Just touch me out, okay.
02:01:38 It's hard to talk off with your coming out of my mouth overcome freak out
02:01:42 together like Frankenstein did for her.
02:01:46 I thought this song is actually awful.
02:01:48 Fredrik Half assed effort. Effort with a measure of consistency.
02:01:51 You never go.
02:01:53 No, I had it 12 years ago.
02:01:55 You know, these gentlemen.
02:01:56 This song is directed with decrepit sections and flicking premise is happening
02:02:00 and you can get the single benefit.
02:02:02 It's like each life written separately, separately and quickly.
02:02:05 And that's only for premium subscribers and patriots on
02:02:11 or super chat chance
02:02:15 even the description
02:02:18 actually inferior to drastic calamity down the draw button
02:02:21 integrating rapidly to the classic track tragedy change always brings its athletes.
02:02:25 Jeez could this be any worse?
02:02:27 This versus to replace both of us. Your lions.
02:02:30 You didn't rehearse.
02:02:30 Call me Pershing Square yet before you hit puberty.
02:02:34 And it still is even to disperse
02:02:36 onto look for it sounds a little better.
02:02:39 I'm reference.
02:02:40 Oh, together.
02:02:42 Oh, I'm 100% alphabetized.
02:02:44 Right. This fits right that dog.
02:02:46 I thought the song that doddle half assed effort effort with a measure
02:02:50 of inconsistency said when I hit the beat never worried about making it up.
02:02:55 Are you reading it, gentlemen? The song is correct.
02:02:57 Those are my only two options. Conflicting premises. Confused.
02:03:00 I wrote it down long before. It's tough.
02:03:02 Is it freestyle? No. And?
02:03:06 And still impressive on.
02:03:11 Very impressive.
02:03:13 Also, I'm lucky if I get four words in a sentence.
02:03:18 Yes. You saw what he had to do
02:03:20 to make that I'm beat.
02:03:23 Well, saw like relatively.
02:03:26 You timed you time.
02:03:28 Now recall
02:03:33 we we had a great time doing that
02:03:39 Good times.
02:03:43 Remember
02:03:44 that time we sat down and talked about time
02:03:47 now was it now, now, now is slippery.
02:03:53 This is the whole thing is a squirrely but you don't believe
02:03:57 in your own fingertip observations, so to speak.
02:04:00 That's empirical evidence.
02:04:01 Yeah, of course I do.
02:04:04 It's my now
02:04:06 more to it but that that
02:04:09 by the time you express it, it's it's like a narrative.
02:04:13 The pressing go into electrons and
02:04:17 I mean it's even before you think it
02:04:21 it's not admissible when there's a thought.
02:04:23 When does a thought in action become conscious
02:04:26 not just do you need conscious now, like
02:04:30 I'm stop when you die
02:04:34 for me.
02:04:36 I said that wrong Now stop when you die.
02:04:39 Not right then now Can't stop and start.
02:04:43 Can't stop.
02:04:44 It's oh, one moment Always does It can't and I won't because it don't stop
02:04:48 Do what I missed in this whole thing.
02:04:50 Entropy.
02:04:52 Entropy now is every everyone.
02:04:55 Entropy is the actual measurement of time.
02:04:59 We're.
02:05:00 We're moving towards a greater state of entropy.
02:05:03 The universe started at a and a low state of entropy,
02:05:07 and we are gaining entropy.
02:05:11 Entropy is us to an organization
02:05:14 like this dissipates
02:05:17 protons,
02:05:21 its photons reach us from the sun.
02:05:24 Light bursts. Yes. And.
02:05:27 And then we.
02:05:29 We distribute it back into the universes.
02:05:32 20 different things, but still equal release as input.
02:05:38 But in a higher state of entropy.
02:05:42 People say that
02:05:43 human life or all life or organisms are a
02:05:51 the opposite of entropy or like defying entropy.
02:05:55 But no, no, no, no.
02:05:56 We are a direct result of entropy.
02:05:59 Like we the
02:06:02 atmosphere had too much carbon dioxide oxygen,
02:06:07 and it did it turn into
02:06:11 carbon dioxide.
02:06:13 We like to
02:06:16 create a greater state of entropy
02:06:19 and break down these,
02:06:21 these molecules.
02:06:23 And lo and behold, trees would turn the carbon dioxide into oxygen.
02:06:29 We breathe the oxygen in and release
02:06:32 a sphere as carbon dioxide.
02:06:34 It's all part of the
02:06:37 circle of life.
02:06:39 It was this what was I talking about?
02:06:41 Entropy earlier, the measure of a system's thermal energy per unit temperature
02:06:46 that is unavailable for doing useful work like so, like my job, my room.
02:06:51 I'm the entropy for the show. Yes,
02:06:55 it's important.
02:06:56 Maybe time is just the measurement of entropy.
02:07:00 We are heading towards heat death.
02:07:02 That is inevitable.
02:07:05 When when everything dissipates to the point
02:07:07 where nothing is useful,
02:07:11 that's where your eternal life
02:07:14 theory falls flat.
02:07:17 You can't have anything If entropy has its way.
02:07:21 Second law of thermodynamics
02:07:25 is entropy.
02:07:26 Yeah.
02:07:27 First,
02:07:30 what's the first law of thermodynamics?
02:07:34 You know, are you thinking
02:07:36 I'm just going to let you answer?
02:07:40 Oh, yeah.
02:07:43 Mental on this one. You
02:07:46 no information.
02:07:49 First
02:07:51 author.
02:07:52 Oh, first conservation.
02:07:57 I surprised
02:08:03 plethora
02:08:05 of cancer
02:08:08 process
02:08:12 means constant, although it may be converted
02:08:14 from form to another and that that's
02:08:18 and that's what I was talking about.
02:08:21 The second law fits in right there
02:08:25 the entropy kicks in
02:08:27 when it's converted from
02:08:31 one form to another.
02:08:36 Energy cannot be Nordstrom.
02:08:40 Did you know
02:08:42 the net balance of energy in the universe
02:08:45 is zero?
02:08:47 A perfect balance.
02:08:54 We don't know if it's flat or smooth or big Bang, big crunch.
02:08:57 We don't know
02:08:59 why. If we wait a couple of billion years,
02:09:02 we might find out.
02:09:05 All we have to do
02:09:09 manipulate time.
02:09:10 We can make it that billion. This is. Sorry about that.
02:09:12 You can't change it.
02:09:13 I've got too much time on my hands.
02:09:17 You know, Culture Club came up when I.
02:09:22 When I typed in time on need.
02:09:24 I Got more day when I owe more saying the time Yeah yeah.
02:09:28 Prince did a lot of stuff with Morris Day
02:09:35 but times it
02:09:39 I like the don't know
02:09:40 if it was delirious or raw but Eddie Murphy with the
02:09:45 you remember I sort of What time is it Eddie
02:09:49 because I do a great time.
02:09:51 Is it
02:09:54 in trouble?
02:09:56 Less than 4 seconds,
02:09:58 9 seconds under the panties or.
02:10:03 I don't think anyone cares.
02:10:05 I'll give you the culture club copyright as a construct ultra club time open.
02:10:10 You would have forgotten about that.
02:10:12 Oh, boy.
02:10:13 George is not Boy George. Is that his name?
02:10:16 You times over the last week I was going to text you something
02:10:18 about Ultra Club Culture Club and time.
02:10:22 Then I realized That should never, ever be brought up.
02:10:24 Never, ever, ever.
02:10:27 He had a delivery at home.
02:10:29 Oh, sorry.
02:10:31 I just saw my my screen. He tired.
02:10:33 I know you're not getting his pronoun right
02:10:36 here. He's
02:10:41 he tied up a delivery driver, delivered his Chinese food.
02:10:45 What? Yeah, he pulled everything.
02:10:49 I, i He's a criminal.
02:10:51 He's a criminal and he's a kidnaper.
02:10:54 I believe that's holding someone against their will.
02:10:57 Like, if false.
02:10:58 The sign. Is this the song you were talking about? First?
02:11:00 It's the song that kept coming up.
02:11:08 Oh, the time give me.
02:11:13 Okay. That's than I can.
02:11:14 I know it gives me the shivers, too, but
02:11:18 it was fun.
02:11:20 Time, time chicken.
02:11:21 If I heard Tom Chicken, I heard chicken.
02:11:24 Am I heard that like and I think that
02:11:28 the thousandnine boy George was sentenced
02:11:29 to 15 months in prison for attacking a Norwegian model.
02:11:34 Oh different crime of false prison.
02:11:37 What is it was that this is oh yeah I guess I got some of the
02:11:41 no that's fine it would have been more fun if it was another one.
02:11:43 Yeah. No it was false imprisonment.
02:11:47 I had him up in his apartment or some crap.
02:11:50 Oh. See when I said I thought I was creepy
02:11:52 when I heard Norwegian model, I thought female for some reason.
02:11:55 No. Is the dude.
02:11:57 And now that you say it's a dude, maybe I was mistaken with.
02:12:01 Not that there's anything wrong with that,
02:12:04 but there is something seriously wrong with that.
02:12:06 Oh, there.
02:12:09 There's nothing wrong all the time.
02:12:10 People up.
02:12:11 Oh, no.
02:12:11 I thought you meant okay.
02:12:15 Yep. Yep.
02:12:15 Or female.
02:12:17 Something wrong with that?
02:12:18 Nothing wrong with that.
02:12:19 Definitely something wrong with that
02:12:23 criminal can.
02:12:25 Why can't I do both?
02:12:29 Yeah, that's ten Solar system.
02:12:32 Look like a jellyfish. I'm not kidding.
02:12:35 Oh, it was the jellyfish stars.
02:12:37 It's okay.
02:12:42 Oh, first guest speaker.
02:12:46 I know.
02:12:46 She just gave me the dismiss of hand wave
02:12:54 of you.
02:12:56 Saw how fast my wife hung up when she realized
02:12:58 she was calling him in the middle of our podcast couple of weeks ago.
02:13:02 Good grief.
02:13:03 Very shy.
02:13:08 You mean a good one.
02:13:10 Cybersecurity.
02:13:11 That is my recording partner's actual job job.
02:13:16 And that's my my main rant.
02:13:19 My only complaint is that it's
02:13:23 it takes him so much of his time that he does the dance for me monkey
02:13:28 the only safe computers and off computer notes is it illusion
02:13:32 wow that from an expert lacks
02:13:34 keep honest criminals out That's it right?
02:13:37 The same with cyber.
02:13:39 Everything has a key, right?
02:13:41 And everyone who needs it or maybe who doesn't need it in.
02:13:45 The black market has the key.
02:13:47 Our physical door has a lock
02:13:49 and I keep balling on my wife for locking it because here's why.
02:13:55 A locked door is not going to keep
02:13:58 someone who wants to break in out of our house,
02:14:00 but it will make us replace the the knob
02:14:05 and or door jam frame something drawer frame
02:14:11 if they do break in.
02:14:13 So by leaving it open,
02:14:15 that means they don't break anything by breaking and entering.
02:14:19 But an untried door is works
02:14:22 exactly the same
02:14:25 even though all that beings for best practices obviously.
02:14:29 Okay.
02:14:30 I'd open a wide open right
02:14:33 are better locks.
02:14:36 Oh no locked door isn't it
02:14:41 Right.
02:14:45 What is that in the chat.
02:14:46 Oh that's the
02:14:48 that monkey.
02:14:52 That's not what I
02:14:54 pirate.
02:14:55 No Kakao.
02:14:56 Oh, oh, oh. Michio Kaku.
02:14:59 That's it.
02:15:00 Michio Kaku is
02:15:04 arguably the best physics professor out there.
02:15:07 Why did you say that?
02:15:08 Argue grade or you just trying to cover your ass?
02:15:10 I like Sean Carroll.
02:15:11 I like Brian Green Those me have no conviction.
02:15:14 I like Leonard Susskind. Arguably that word.
02:15:16 I like Lawrence Krauss.
02:15:19 Michio Kaku.
02:15:21 He's got
02:15:22 real credentials, like super duper.
02:15:27 Like I said, he is the only person I can think of that
02:15:30 that made a particle in his teens
02:15:33 better than Neil deGrasse.
02:15:36 Neil deGrasse Tyson
02:15:37 is a mouthpiece for mainstream science.
02:15:40 He stood up to a vegan yesterday, so.
02:15:42 Oh, good. It was amazing. I'm a meat eater.
02:15:45 He kept the vegetarian or vegan, kept trying to turn the conversation.
02:15:49 Yeah, He was like, I didn't say that.
02:15:51 I didn't say I was.
02:15:53 Oh, it was highly recommended.
02:15:56 But those links and
02:15:58 just draw said Carl Sagan's
02:16:00 Cosmos is better than Neil deGrasse Tyson.
02:16:03 I'm going to have to argue
02:16:06 that Neil's Neil's Cosmos was better than Carl
02:16:10 Sagan's because we know more now that show Hunter did the
02:16:14 is are those my only two options?
02:16:16 Which or which
02:16:20 which is not a yes no question. Yes.
02:16:23 One of those two option no.
02:16:25 So in your world can I ask you, would you like blue
02:16:28 or green cake. No.
02:16:32 And argue with that.
02:16:33 Thank you.
02:16:35 Let's start with Isaac Newton.
02:16:37 Yeah, I believe that time was like an arrow.
02:16:39 Once you fired it, it went in a straight direction.
02:16:43 Turns right. And second on the earth was one.
02:16:45 Second on Mars was one second on Jupiter.
02:16:47 You should have had to reverse directions.
02:16:49 Along comes Einstein, who says, Not so fast.
02:16:52 Not so fast.
02:16:54 Time is like a river, old man River that meanders around
02:16:58 stars, speeds up and slows down the new wrinkle.
02:17:02 And I'll teach you.
02:17:03 Crossing all of the excitement and the dismay of philosophers.
02:17:06 I've got a bit of a man crush on this.
02:17:08 This time can fall into nothing.
02:17:10 I didn't say anything.
02:17:11 Perhaps the river of time can have whirlpools, and time can go in on itself.
02:17:16 In that case, time travel. That's Lawrence.
02:17:18 Couldn't take very seriously because I.
02:17:21 Science equations do allow for time travel.
02:17:24 And they're blueprints.
02:17:27 Blueprints for different kinds of time travel.
02:17:29 Design a part of his name doesn't say who you know that you know the other guy too
02:17:33 I do spinning cylinders you go around he does close to earth which is this
02:17:38 colliding cosmic strings know I only watch Rogan.
02:17:42 This guy likes freedom.
02:17:44 Friedman's element
02:17:45 is that in Einstein's theory, it allows this on to certain solutions.
02:17:49 That's right. Description below.
02:17:50 Like a fabric.
02:17:51 Well, I got a little echoey there in that.
02:17:54 However, if you stretch the trampoline, that's so much, it can rip perhaps,
02:17:59 and perhaps you can turn this trampoline
02:18:02 head into a pretzel and allow yourself to go backwards in time.
02:18:07 Now, of course, there's a catch.
02:18:08 There's always a catch in these
02:18:11 the energy, the gasoline necessary to do this is fabulous.
02:18:14 Even an atomic bomb
02:18:16 does not have enough energy to drive a time machine or a time machine.
02:18:20 You need the energy of an exploding star.
02:18:23 How about all the logical paradoxes
02:18:26 that one would come across in 89% in holding to the past killing?
02:18:30 Your grandmother? No, it's moving. It's moving right along.
02:18:32 90 or more.
02:18:33 Streetfighter three. Mother.
02:18:35 Oh, and she falls in love with you.
02:18:37 So how can you be both this?
02:18:38 What do you do by?
02:18:39 Solid chun-li your best ways to resolve these paradoxes.
02:18:43 The first is going off consistency.
02:18:45 That if you want to shoot your parents before it's a reflection.
02:18:48 There's preventing you from pulling the trigger.
02:18:51 Maybe there's a hidden law physics that says
02:18:54 you cannot create a time paradox.
02:18:56 I don't believe that. Yeah, that's same.
02:18:57 But they're hidden laws of physics.
02:18:59 I believe that the rules exist for we don't know everything.
02:19:04 If you saw back then, they're just not laws of physics yet.
02:19:06 Doc Brown I guess that they are a blackboard.
02:19:09 And so we bring them into the world or observe them in the fifties
02:19:12 to the whole craft makes life a lot easier.
02:19:16 Things you can't see don't exist from the.
02:19:17 Oh yeah. And la la la la la.
02:19:21 Black and white,
02:19:24 so called many world and
02:19:26 you can worry about getting in a car wreck all the many worlds interpretation
02:19:28 until there's the car in front of you you're just creating stress.
02:19:31 This paradox never seemed very simple to,
02:19:34 but George said infinite sense that you don't have worlds any more than I am.
02:19:39 So uncomfortable idea.
02:19:41 As soon as you break that string into, you have to admit infinite
02:19:44 because you're not many choices.
02:19:48 Okay. What do you know?
02:19:50 How many choices?
02:19:50 No. Infinite.
02:19:52 What if it's ten to the ten to the.
02:19:54 You can't. It's infinite.
02:19:56 Infinite, undefinable.
02:19:58 I would end, I would omnipotent.
02:20:01 I would just a really big number.
02:20:03 What if God is I'm way more comfortable with a really big number.
02:20:05 What if God has just time?
02:20:08 Okay Oh, you might.
02:20:11 You might be on something.
02:20:13 All right, give me three, four
02:20:16 functions. No, I get.
02:20:17 I want us.
02:20:18 He left us.
02:20:19 He left us torn in the middle of fabric of time and space for theater.
02:20:24 You saved somebody else's. Abraham Lincoln.
02:20:27 This is way new and different.
02:20:28 You're Abraham Lincoln, but you've entered another.
02:20:30 Charles aren't going to work.
02:20:31 If you shoot your parents before you're born, You've shot somebody else's parents.
02:20:36 You were born who's genetically equivalent to your parents.
02:20:39 So you can go backwards in time continually monkey with your own past.
02:20:43 However you're monkeying with in some sense a parallel past.
02:20:47 I love his use of monkey creating a parallel
02:20:51 universe.
02:20:52 And Steven Hymel even said, there's got to be a that's a chink in his
02:20:56 this thing from happening.
02:20:58 Well, we've tried and tried that. Okay.
02:21:01 Nope, failed. We cannot fail.
02:21:03 Where does that come from? You know, preventing.
02:21:06 It's from the Knights of the Round table, Right?
02:21:08 It seems to be consistent.
02:21:09 No calling Asian Pete.
02:21:11 The trick is, after I've been in armor on this, which actually is a very
02:21:15 if somebody's
02:21:16 going to call me a tool civilization, I want to know well, which tool.
02:21:19 Right.
02:21:19 Some tools are Allen wrench obtuse these yeah no cards obviously that's an insult.
02:21:25 Right.
02:21:25 But what about some precision tool? I'd be like, thank you.
02:21:27 Yeah, yeah. Like complex laser drill.
02:21:31 We physicists, context matters.
02:21:33 We push the equations, they break down.
02:21:36 Speaking of tool, I got a piece that they would replay.
02:21:39 Okay, you're going to jail.
02:21:41 They didn't break down.
02:21:43 The laws of physics seem be compatible with time machines.
02:21:47 This is very unsettling here. The show.
02:21:49 Are you going to use that?
02:21:50 Perhaps. Yes.
02:21:51 Perhaps time travel is possible.
02:21:53 Advanced civilizations.
02:21:54 Oh, it's not ruled out. All right. I'm on it.
02:22:03 All right.
02:22:04 That's what I usually do.
02:22:04 I look
02:22:08 and unsupervised.
02:22:11 This isn't fair.
02:22:14 Oh, yes.
02:22:14 You should point it down.
02:22:17 Wide angle lens.
02:22:18 Oh, look at this.
02:22:20 All right, Looking good.
02:22:23 So, in conclusion,
02:22:26 I have no idea what any of this is about.
02:22:32 I don't
02:22:35 I'm not even sure showed up on time.
02:22:40 But in late
02:22:47 we at Orange.
02:23:10 Oh, no, I'm sure
02:23:18 entropy.
02:23:27 Okay, I like that.
02:23:28 You can see the chat screen now.
02:23:31 So you see that? I can't see it, but I can't read it.
02:23:34 I know the day Kerry
02:23:36 says Sagan's Cosmos is better and still factual.
02:23:39 Sorry, your head made it shiny. I couldn't read that word. Oh, yeah.
02:23:41 Oh, shoot.
02:23:43 Neil's Cosmos is just a bunch of CGI orbs.
02:23:47 I mean, from Flat Earth.
02:23:49 Not that far, but too far.
02:23:52 You'd have a show about that
02:23:56 cross-promotion.
02:23:57 You should check out Vlad Rants, balls
02:24:00 forgot what number it was, but we'll forget the number once we're on show 200.
02:24:04 The number won't be as important once we and I won't care again till 100.
02:24:10 Questlove from Roots
02:24:11 as the number of episodes Jimmy Fallon's on
02:24:16 and I lost track a long time ago.
02:24:18 I started going to bed before 11:35 p.m..
02:24:21 Yeah, but man, he says it every time.
02:24:24 I think
02:24:25 to this day how many writers he has
02:24:27 just to get to the level of hair.
02:24:31 Didn't he stop wearing a peak in his hair?
02:24:35 Oh, I was thinking, Jimmy Fallon.
02:24:37 Sorry, You're talking the drummer for Questlove.
02:24:39 Yeah.
02:24:41 You know about drummers, right?
02:24:42 I'm aware of him, but not not in.
02:24:46 He's a good drummer,
02:24:49 right?
02:24:50 Right now, I him okay for you.
02:24:52 But no, let's play premium.
02:24:56 Premium content.
02:24:56 If you drive, you'll fight the No, Adrian's only.
02:25:01 Okay, let's do the street one are the only fans.
02:25:04 Adrian.
02:25:05 Really, I want to be the first
02:25:08 Adrian's.
02:25:09 We use locals.
02:25:12 Locals? Locals.
02:25:13 Local scum from the rubble partnered with Romo.
02:25:16 Partners with locals. Dot com for premium content.
02:25:19 Okay. $5 a month.
02:25:22 Click the link in the description below.
02:25:24 I put the link and I didn't put the link.
02:25:27 I'll add it next to it.
02:25:28 Okay. Don't.
02:25:29 Don't click the link in the description below.
02:25:36 Okay. Um.
02:25:37 I thought it was a premium subscriber.
02:25:38 I'm not even signed.
02:25:39 I'm not even logged in.
02:25:45 Yeah, because this isn't working.
02:25:47 I want streetfighter. Ooh, I hit the button.
02:25:51 This proves.
02:25:52 Whoa!
02:25:52 God is great.
02:25:56 Oh, we can't end after this because
02:26:00 I'm this guy.
02:26:01 Oh, look, we need to talk about this after the
02:26:05 proves.
02:26:05 God does that,
02:26:06 then I just said that time is vitriol, God hammers God or something like that.
02:26:10 And he said in Michio Kaku does not believe in God.
02:26:14 That could have been clickbait.
02:26:15 We'll have to wait and see.
02:26:18 Okay, You're Superman.
02:26:20 Oh, wait, Should I be discouraged?
02:26:22 The both both my co-hosts completely missed the point
02:26:26 of last week's supernatural things.
02:26:28 I'm not a co-host.
02:26:29 I'm a producer.
02:26:32 Oh, he's does seem that way because
02:26:35 I know her
02:26:40 for that move.
02:26:40 Everything all right?
02:26:43 And you can play the computer because my boss.
02:26:45 I hit that But five times so.
02:26:48 All right, you're free to do it.
02:26:51 We have.
02:26:52 I don't know what these people are.
02:26:54 I'm that girl. But it still seem
02:26:57 also there's a I.
02:27:02 I don't think you're allowed to say necro.
02:27:03 I guess. That's right.
02:27:06 What's this?
02:27:06 Now? I got to pick more.
02:27:08 Yeah. Oh, it's the controls.
02:27:10 Do good
02:27:13 That's more.
02:27:14 I'm try to that
02:27:17 you're magnets storm.
02:27:19 Okay maybe a storm One who had to run one
02:27:23 Why don't bitch
02:27:27 that you beat person
02:27:32 just to let you know but I'm still the same sex button
02:27:36 Your arms are a lot longer than mine. Ooh,
02:27:41 this actually has all six buttons.
02:27:45 Yes Six, but not eight.
02:27:48 What was that?
02:27:49 I don't know, but it's a big grab.
02:27:54 As great
02:27:55 as arms are long, he's better than like.
02:27:58 I'll see.
02:28:02 Oh, I was doing horrid.
02:28:05 Thanks.
02:28:05 Oh. Oh,
02:28:13 Got to think.
02:28:16 Oh, oh, oh.
02:28:19 Get away from me.
02:28:20 Get away from me with those arms. Get away from me.
02:28:24 Oh, oh, oh.
02:28:28 All right.
02:28:29 The way you win, I win.
02:28:32 So you lose, All right.
02:28:34 And something you know, I'm supposed to.
02:28:37 There's an agreement where I'm supposed to take it
02:28:38 easy on the second one to make it good TV.
02:28:42 But I'm worried about those arms.
02:28:44 I know.
02:28:44 I can't give them thing to go
02:28:52 against You get you in the corner, then the arms don't matter.
02:28:54 Right?
02:28:56 What's that? So you're not even touching me?
02:28:58 I know why.
02:29:02 Oh, I got a quick move there to look at that.
02:29:12 I might wake up.
02:29:19 Oh, I like you doing that.
02:29:21 He's happy.
02:29:23 Oh, is awful.
02:29:24 What are you, robot?
02:29:27 Are you plastic man or robot part plastic man?
02:29:32 So you're like a dildo?
02:29:34 Yep. Robot per plastic.
02:29:36 Golly.
02:29:37 Hey. Yeah, I thought that was my move until I laid it on the ground.
02:29:41 I was like, Yes, I'm finally flipping you
02:29:45 and I'm not good at this.
02:29:49 That's the wrong button.
02:29:53 You know what
02:29:55 I haven't thought of adding projectile weapon.
02:29:58 BOTH Yeah.
02:30:03 Reckon
02:30:10 they're yours.
02:30:10 There's your throw.
02:30:14 What you did.
02:30:16 Please.
02:30:17 Well, we're both dead when there's nothing left on anybody.
02:30:22 Graduations, break.
02:30:25 It was a good fight.
02:30:26 It was a good fight.
02:30:27 Yeah, actually, it was a good fight.
02:30:30 Challenged me again.
02:30:33 In conclusion.
02:30:35 What?
02:30:35 Oh, wait.
02:30:38 Want to see this?
02:30:39 I got okay.
02:30:42 In two and a half hours.
02:30:43 Time and space are like a fabric, like rubber feathers.
02:30:47 And I said, the rubber analogy, pulling that into a pretzel
02:30:50 and allow yourself to go backwards in, Oh, the loophole.
02:30:54 This is this is the long version of what we just watched then, Right?
02:30:56 It looks like a Dyson sphere
02:31:01 or Dyson right.
02:31:04 Have you ever questioned what's truly out there in the cosmos?
02:31:07 No. What? Mind blowing mysteries.
02:31:10 So that's what I just know.
02:31:11 A juror mentioned that some new Alex's.
02:31:16 Yeah, Yeah, it's the James Webb telescope.
02:31:21 That's one we have now. Yes.
02:31:23 Than the Hubble. Hubble's dead.
02:31:26 You mean the universe might be.
02:31:28 It's not projecting anymore. It's not.
02:31:30 It's dead.
02:31:33 Is floating out there. Just gone.
02:31:35 No longer useful.
02:31:38 But it lasted like
02:31:40 12 years, longer than they expected.
02:31:43 As much as I blurted out a number
02:31:47 and everyone I checked me
02:31:50 number know that or we can
02:31:53 kill it.
02:31:54 Okay.
02:31:56 Can I just say 847 Blue?
02:31:58 You Know what the best bits are?
02:31:59 When I used to watch David Letterman, the ones that failed every week
02:32:02 have to end eventually. A Chris Elliott
02:32:06 like Chris Elliott, stupid jerks
02:32:16 is only
02:32:17 is right up there with the only celebrity I get confused for is Chris Elliott.
02:32:23 Really? Yep.
02:32:25 My hair's pretty straight line up.
02:32:26 No, Ellen, I don't know.
02:32:28 Okay. You ten.
02:32:29 I used to get Jared from Subway.
02:32:30 Then he.
02:32:31 He went on the sex offender list.
02:32:34 Who's
02:32:38 X-Men and
02:32:45 Listen, segment, you're going to die if you don't give us something.
02:32:49 They will
02:32:51 used to always be a freeway problem.
02:32:54 I'm Mount Rushmore of dead segments.
02:32:57 Mount Rushmore of time.
02:32:59 Oh, I'm sorry. The Four Horsemen time.
02:33:01 The Four Horsemen talk about our segment.
02:33:03 I Fucked It Up.
02:33:04 Future Past President oh eight.
02:33:06 There's only three of time.
02:33:09 Okay.
02:33:11 Gettysburg Address.
02:33:12 The President.
02:33:17 If you're going to go back in time.
02:33:18 Oh, you're picking time. Events? Yeah,
02:33:23 every events.
02:33:24 There's no reason to even express the three dimensions,
02:33:29 let alone the fourth dimension of time.
02:33:31 If there wasn't an event,
02:33:33 there would be no reason for you to say me here at this time.
02:33:37 If there wasn't an event happening at that place and time, it would be no reason.
02:33:41 Why Would you tell me anything about that place in time?
02:33:45 Well, there wasn't an event energy find.
02:33:48 Yeah,
02:33:50 it a new Big bang universe.
02:33:52 And nope, you're like, now nothing can happen.
02:33:54 So I'm not even going to meet you there.
02:33:55 I'm going to meet you there when you go.
02:33:56 At least I know the see if there was.
02:33:59 I got your point.
02:34:00 So your events are going to be your own birth, your own conception, your own death.
02:34:06 I'm sorry, I'm.
02:34:06 It's only three and one more.
02:34:11 I want to go to the one more.
02:34:14 There's no event in history.
02:34:15 That is the great events you ride. Die.
02:34:19 What do you mean?
02:34:20 Which entity pick race? Doing something.
02:34:24 If it's something to prove something, go back in time to kill Hitler.
02:34:28 You get to act. And these are just witnesses.
02:34:30 Are these too many questions or.
02:34:32 No, Just are these too many questions which
02:34:36 you get to witness or participate in these events?
02:34:40 Like, are you like, are you is it
02:34:42 spectating on Quantum Leap or is it just,
02:34:46 oh, there's another good quantum leap next week on fire dress,
02:34:50 we cover all of the episodes of Quantum Leap and the plot storylines.
02:34:54 Hot dog on the screen, Hot Dog buns,
02:34:58 you know the history of hot buns.
02:35:00 So you have events, the history of actual hot dog
02:35:04 bun or the
02:35:08 bowling bug might be exciting
02:35:11 or breaking news flash Patriots news
02:35:18 has just been
02:35:21 nothing happened.
02:35:25 Nothing happened to it.
02:35:28 No. Ask Jesse about that.
02:35:30 That was like a month ago.
02:35:32 Whenever happened,
02:35:35 whenever.
02:35:37 Okay, As usual, I'd like to thank myself and Brady and draw.
02:35:41 And my word of the day is
02:35:47 weight.
02:35:49 Anything wise, any any wise,
02:35:52 You really could really connect the time somehow.
02:35:54 I feel like if I could just.
02:35:56 I have one. Yeah.
02:35:58 Tell me every moment.
02:35:59 Like it's the only one.
02:36:02 That's a that's horrible advice, by the way.
02:36:04 Live your life like all your fiance or Reg.
02:36:07 Anybody who depends on you just went no,
02:36:12 no. Oh, please.
02:36:13 It'll ruin everything.
02:36:15 Clearly, you have to plan just to everything on a whim.
02:36:19 Yeah, exactly how it sounds.
02:36:21 Healthy, doesn't it?
02:36:22 No. No.
02:36:25 Any wisdom, Grant of wisdom. Read
02:36:30 every arrange of wisdom.
02:36:33 No, I age.
02:36:34 That's what has to rant.
02:36:36 Rage. Oh, my God.
02:36:38 Oh, like Hulk Smash.
02:36:39 Thank you.
02:36:41 The rave is something great.
02:36:43 The ramble is you tried for a rant, but clearly you got it right Missed it.
02:36:47 Rambling fladge rages I love a ramble.
02:36:51 Let's just go on.
02:36:53 Abe Simpson has some good rambles.
02:36:55 He's the old guy.
02:36:56 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:37:01 He's got some good rambles.
02:37:05 Some of your rambles on that.
02:37:08 And what your rights.
02:37:10 Oh, ramble.
02:37:11 Oh, no, no, no.
02:37:12 Ramble on of
02:37:25 great show, Brady
02:37:27 Great show, Gary. It was
02:37:30 great show.
02:37:31 Draw.